if you can use chrome you can live edit the HTML and paste this after the login table: <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2> <FORM action="" method=post> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 width="100%" align=center border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD colSpan=2> <CENTER></CENTER></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2> <CENTER><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><B><A class=light href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/newuser">Make a new account</A></B> </FONT></CENTER></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=right><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL>Username:</SMALL></FONT> </TD> <TD><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL><INPUT size=12 name=uname></SMALL></FONT> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=right><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL>Password:</SMALL></FONT> </TD> <TD><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL><INPUT type=password size=12 name=pass></SMALL></FONT> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=right colSpan=2><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><INPUT type=submit value=Login name=login> <INPUT type=submit value="Mail Password" name=mailpass> </FONT></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><BR> <CENTER><FONT face="arial, Helvetica, Sans-Serif" size=2><B>Note:</B> You must accept a cookie to log in.</FONT></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FORM></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it wont matter this place will be toast soon enough. I don't think most people will figure out how to paste in the login box, so it'll be dead soon enough. Assuming Rusty doesn't just take it offline. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was just informed this place died Rusty disabled the login box. So when you logout it'll be dead forever. I honestly don't know why I'm even bothering to tell you this. But what the fuck ever. Also fuck trane. K5 is dead. Long live K5. It's time. time to die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me barely I don't even know why I had a MHT with the html to login for. I don't know why I logged in again. The nameless one is clawing for that $5 to come back. And I'm weary of his bullshit, and not interested in his rants. I've got better things to do with my life. Maybe someone will put of a k5 on the tor onion thing. Maybe not. I don't know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck this place im tired of the links to child porn, and how clearly nothing will be done about it. Leaving this shit hole forever. password is : traneisamonkey not only fixes bugs makes it run faster. without source. god-damn. how much? I'd run this against EVERYTHING. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wont matter new guy is going to continue her successful policies and formulas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it isn't. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he'd contact the newspapers since he is a respected writer, who craves gay cock, and fame. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shitting on 'batman's child porn how to manual S H I T . . . . . I N G . . . . . . S H I T . . . . . . S H I T . . . . . . S H I T . . . . . . . . Now that everyone doesn't agree, he still doesn't have his mothers permission and the library won't let him use their computers to mine CP. EVERYONE IS NOW AT FAULT. his poor mom this is worse than breaking her foot, and stealing her car. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what delusion is this? this sounds about as accurate as the machine gun man, and other paranoid hysteria. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me buy a quad CPU Apple G5 with OS X 10.4 you too can be like aunt Peggy. Except quad G5 can do video. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mac-Pro-G5-Quad-Core-2-5-GHz-/221812827242?pt=LH_Default Domain_0&hash=item33a513246a I mean just look at this motherfucker! It's HOTTER than fuck, has firewire ports, and is in no way portable! Or you know, something like this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah I know.... but the price is cheap enough I figured it was worth a shot. I mean it's not like you're sucking dick for coffee creamer, $40 isn't going to kill you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me EVERYONE AGREES EVERYONE AGREES! EXCEPT FOR MUMBLE, AND ME THAT CRAWFORD IS DOING A 'GOOD THING' BY CONSUMING VAST AMOUNTS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. THIS MEANS YOU. DO YOU AGREE THAT YOU SUPPORT THE 51 YEAR OLD MAN CHILD TO WHACK IT TO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY? And I'm not talking about "yes, so he goes to prison sooner", He really thinks people support his pedophilia. So who supports his pedophilia? simple vote, yes/no. with the caption WANTED FOR THE MANUFACTURE AND DISTRIBUTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the problem is short of his confessions to downloading and searching for hours for child pornography, I don't want to click a single link of it. My life is good, and I don't need to be caught up in his bullshit. So I just make it known I'm completely against him and his moronic quest for CP. I assume he is such a burden to society they don't want to deal with his bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was kind of hoping the machine gun man would scare some sense into him, but he's not that paranoid yet, just overly self righteous. And I forgot he doesn't care about how his actions can impact his poor old mother. I don't want to see her get swatted because her son is a buffoon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mommy issues ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Never thought of him as a NAMBLA type They must have really hit him on the head pretty fucking hard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I Hate My Mother Me Mom Is Being Completely Unfair! I hate my mom!!! She is so unfair! I am the oldest child of four, and the other three are getting everything they want while I get nothing. She always takes their sides and gives them everything! Her excuse for giving my little siblings everything they want and giving me nothing is that they are littler. That is also her excuse for taking their side, even when I am right. WE're SE Asian, and she is so sexist and racist and selfish and hypocritical. Everything is about her. She criticizes curvy people like Jordin Sparks or Carly Smithson from American Idol, when she is no supermodel herself. She thinks that males are the dominant gender. I swear, if she had her way, I'd never get to wear pants. She thinks that just because we're Pakistani, that we are better than every other race. She generalizes Pakistani people and American people a LOT. I personally take the American side because I was born and raised here. She probably only wants me to become a doctor because she wants me to be so rich so that I can give her money. She keeps telling me not to build up enemies whenever I try to tell her about people i don't like, and yet, I know for a fact that she hates my best friends mom, who happens to be my aunt, and HER sister in law. Whenever I watch TV, she always changes the channel to Noggin because my sister wants to watch it. She has a nasty temper. Whenever I make weird noises for fun, she gets all mad and threatens that if I make her mad enough, she'll either hurt me badly or kill me. She tells me that she won't be able to control her rage if I made her mad enough. Did you get that? THREATENS TO KILL ME!!!! Dad doesn't know because most of time, he's at work (In the NAVY). She has also broken a lot of plates in her rage. Geez lady, get some anger management lessons! She wants me to live with her all through college and says that I can't move out until I get married or finish college. That is ridiculously unfair, isn't it? She won't let me have a cell phone until high school, and she won't let me have a car till college. That is not fair at all. She is unsupportive and uncaring. I have a dream to become a fashion designer and to go to a fashion school in New York. She doesn't give a shit and insists on me becoming a doctor. I don't now, or ever, want to become a doctor. I don't want to, and she can't make me. And whenever we talk about it, she always tries to guilt me into it. "If you don't be a doctor, then your straight A's are worthless." Is she so crazy that she thinks that the only profession that makes a lot of money is in medicine. I don't care what my crazy mother wants for me, I am going to be a fashion designer, Dammit! She has no idea what happens to me at school, not counting my academics. She has no idea that I am interested in boys, that I feel depressed every time I think about how much she "cares", or anything like that. She doesn't know these things because she doesn't ask. If she doesn't ask, I feel no obligation to tell her, and everything is all bottled up in me and I can't tell anyone! My dad knows that I like boys. That's sorta because he knows of my crush-bordering-on-obsession with a certain guy named Dorkius Maximus. My mother owes me a LOT of money that she borrowed and the money from allowance that she never gave me. I happen to know for a fact that she has more than a thousand dollars in her purse, in cash, and that is more than enough to pay me back. But does she give me a single cent? NO! Once, when we were all supposed to get new bikes, the "golden children" all got new bikes. But guess what? I DIDN'T. She makes me feel bad so many times with mental abuse. I end up crying myself to sleep more often, only to awake to her and her vacuum cleaner! I once recently tried to cut myself, with no luck. The scissor weren't sharp enough. I think about running away a lot too. Anything to escape this living hell. I need professional help. I know that. If I tell my parents, who KNOWS what will happen. I'd have to tell them why, and then surely my mom will kill me for revealing her true colors to my dad. I can't talk to any guidance counselors in school because then most likely, it will spread all over the school that I'm crazy or that I have a psychotic mother. You know, one day, I am going to walk into a shrink's office with a wheel-barrel full of Mom's money, and talk until she/he begs me to leave. there is no correlation between you being too young and some kid who kills themselves. as always you just make shit up to fit your view. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you have zero creditiblity when it comes out you are a child predator. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only you didn't go fucking off the rails after the bonita thing. You could have kept your domains, and that sweet ad revenue that you've never been able to replicate. I can't imagine fucking up that big, but here you are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very true. then he started his CP fantasies, and for some reason he's cranked that shit back up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NYSE data centre is in NJ your ignorance simply boggles the mind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me because it just demonstrates you don't know what you are blabbering on about. the floor is just for show. But a big time financial investor like you wouldn't know what. How is that diarycream & ketchup finance newsletter going? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IBM and the Holocaust its a great book. None of them spent a day o n jail, or a dollars worth of fines. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive worked with "we are the mothership" terry crazy temple guy. He is one of those NIH guys that is very short sighted. His custom vax os was tied to one model. And cycle exact. Wrong revs of the boards would break it. Plus he was all around unpleasant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry THE POOL IS CLOSED H E P O O L I S C L O S E D . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . WAKE UP YOU DICKLESS WONDER AND BAN HIM ALREADY! my man ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HEAVENLY $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he needs to be lobotomized. he's a hazard to himself and everyone around him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then he starts his need to litigate everyone so they dump him to the curb, rinse and repeat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pushing down stupid FFS Rusty, where the fuck are you? P U S H . . . . . . . . . . x . . . . . . . . . . y . . . . . . . . . . z . . . . . . . . . . The workings of the delusional mind is boggeling Another (idea) was to write all the canadian solicitors general so they could banninate internet from the united states. Another idea I had was to tait until just before black friday then crash the stock market. Another idea I had was to request an audience with the pope - I know the procedure for that - then request he point out the problem In the end I decided to do ehat I do best: write a wall of text then whore its link all over k5. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/7/6/18529/87336/14#14 MDC audience with the pope? LMFAO. Cause a market crash? LOLOLOL YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE $25. utterly disillusional. as always. Like you can pony up $150 for a passport or $2000 for a flight to Rome. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me batman. he cited batman as his example. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. the cartoon character batman. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/7/7/52250/86305/17#17 IM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. When I discussed this with that deputy I asked if he knew what a "Free Agent" was. "Yes." "Bruce Wayne was a fictional Free Agent. He became Batman because he saw his parents murdered." "Yes I know." I don't even. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after that whole 'dick touching thing' He's gone all child porn crazy again. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2015/7/6/18529/87336 And he's been on another binge of downloading CP, and printing it or something. He thinks he is BatMan or some crazy shit. I would caution to NOT click any links he gives, as it will no doubt have enough key words and who knows what that would land anyone in trouble. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Even though he is 50+ now he still pushes boundaries like a child. It's unreal. What circumstances would make you think it's ok to start downloading CP, and searching for it like crazy? The only surprising thing is that the US and it's "ZOMG THINK OF THE CHILDRENS" doesn't give a crap though. I was hoping rusty would purge his CP links at least. He's totally off the rails. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ! your only hope is to ring the police, and tell them you want to assist in an investigation. ask them if they are familiar with batman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god he is flat ass broke. could you imagine what he could with 20 or 30k? print up books of this shit, mail them to everyone on his 'special treatment list' and fuck their lives into the ground. You know he'd fucking do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Godwin the internet douchebag? I'm sure you taught him how to login to usenet. No, wait, you WROTE USENET. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me logic you are defying logic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ho ho ho touche! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he lacks the $25 to ship his child pornography collection. So no, he has not shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy fuck you are dumb no wonder you have to masturbate to trees. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Kuro5hin's own child predator is now on the loose! God help the children of Portlandia. But he will be in with good company: 221684 ABARCA-HERNANDEZ, GILBER 04/01/15 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217202 ANSTEAD, CHRISTOPHER RYA 03/11/15 OAD-D 09/04/15 RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 220938 BAUGHMAN, SCOTT EUGENE 01/20/15 F5-3 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 221459 CAJETEROGARCIA, ADRIAN A 03/12/15 F1-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 221213 CATHCART, JEREMY DANIEL 05/19/15 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 182464 DARROW, DAVID JOHN 05/21/15 F1-5 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 191783 DESCLOUX, DOUGLAS JAMES 01/11/15 F5-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 125839 DIAZ, ROBERTO 06/11/15 A3-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218794 ESCARENO-BORUNDA, ULISES 01/29/15 OAD-D 01/25/16 CHILD MOLESTATION I 220160 FRAZER, KYLE EDWARD 11/04/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 207241 GENSITSKIY, SERGEY 06/26/15 F5-2 CHILD MOLESTATION I 172689 GREGORIO-MENDOZA, JUAN 02/17/15 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 221254 HARDY, TAVION MARCHE 02/20/15 G1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 212626 HELLER, IAN ANDREW 09/30/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 187137 HURST, JAY BRYANT 09/02/14 F5-1 09/01/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 221637 KARREN, JOSEPH RAY 03/27/15 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 218169 LINDSEY, PAUL LEONO 04/23/15 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216687 NEW, JEREMY THOMAS 09/04/14 F1-3 09/03/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 131359 NIPP, BLAINE KEALIIKALEI 04/24/15 F5-15 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218909 RANCOURT, STUART GREGORY 05/14/15 F5-1 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 147962 REYNOLDS, GERALD RAY 01/06/15 W2D1-11 07/15/15 CHILD MOLESTATION II 218311 RHINE, NICHOLAS PETER 01/15/15 F1-11 07/13/15 RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 175505 ROBB, TYLER DAVID 07/01/15 F5-3 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 220297 ROBISON, RANDY JAMES 04/28/15 F5-8 11/13/15 CHILD MOLESTATION III 185303 STARR, LAWRENCE ALFONSO 06/23/15 F1-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 141774 WIDNER, JAMES ALBERT 09/04/14 OAD-D 09/03/15 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 220109 WILSON, STANLEY SNEED 05/28/15 F1-10 RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 215879 WOOLSEY, DUSTIN WILLIAM 04/30/15 F4-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III What a fucking tool. I hope he is brought to justice before he forces himself on a child. people are cashing out big time as the market was WAY WAY WAY over valued. It's our own dot bomb! Alibaba is just a shitty ebay clone that 'works' because that fucker got ebay banned in China. rinse and repeat for all the other tech stocks. Plus the government foolishly keeps pouring in more money to the stock, so the selling continues. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are a fucking sham there is no magic behind them, because they have NOTHING. They invent NOTHING, the produce NOTHING. Amazon at least has their warehousing capabilities, and the best logistics ever. ebay has the auction thing down like a killer. alibaba has a phonephone to uncle general internet doucebag to silence western competition. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure you could make your own ebay but it's cheating to have ebay banned in your home country so you can make one. That, is fucking fraud. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but using the government to make you the defacto (and only) choice is just plain bullshit. It's even more bullshit to have let him IPO on the NASDAQ, although I still like to think it was a trap, as it now makes them liable for all the knockoffs that are treated as terrorist assets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are already moving stuff to africa. But the americans keep blowing them up, because of 'terrorism'... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SSE Index will hit 6,000: investment guru Although China's stock price index has hit dizzying heights following a continuous charge in recent months, investment guru Jim Rogers has yet to spot the formation of bubbles, predicting the Shanghai Stock Exchange Composite Index will hit 6,000 points. Rogers made the prediction during an investment forum in Shanghai on May 27, when the SSE index advanced 0.6% to 4,941.71 points, a seven-year high, with the combined trading volume on SSE and Shenzhen Exchange topping, for the third straight day, 2 trillion yuan (US$322.5 billion) . "I still keep my Chinese stocks in my investment portfolio," stated Rogers, adding though that he hoped the index can drop somewhat, to avoid overheating and an accumulation of bubbles, which could bring disaster. He wished the index can fluctuate, to assure the sustainability of the bull market. In line with his past stance, Rogers remained bullish over agricultural stocks, especially Chinese ones. Other Chinese stocks he favors include those in the sectors of rail, medicine, finance, travel, and pollution abatement, according to China Business News. The investment guru urged the Chinese government to further open up its market, saying that it's essential for Shanghai to develop into an international financial center, challenging the status of Singapore and Shanghai. Dalian also looks to become an international soybean trading center, as the amount of soybean transaction contracts inked in the harbor city has exceeded that of Chicago. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20150529000111&cid=1 202 LOL SO FUCKING WRONG ON EVERY ACCOUNT. Especially the 'pollution/green' tech. It's a giant scam in China to soak people for expensive shit that either doesn't work, or is ineffective. You should see all the solar powered lights with extension cords run to them. LOL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only you had a job. oh wait. Also you could ejaculate all over the printed pictures to make identification easier. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DUDE HE CAN TOTALLY HOST A REDDIT REPLACEMENT ON HIS SERVER! HE HAS BEEN TO A DATA CENTRE CIRCA 1987 AND KNOWS COMPUTER. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah he has money you do not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You can't even print your porn collection cant buy a laptop. can't feed or clothe yourself. Instead you download CP from the internet using library computers. Jesus christ. What a fucking disaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me This is why you and I both struggle! STRUGGLE! Every DAY IT IS A STRUGGLE! to know I can cover the rent, and we won't live on the streets. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE to know I can feed my family. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE to know not only I can bathe, but so can everyone so we don't have parasite infestations. And we have clean clothes. THIS IS WHY WE STRUGGLE WITH MONEY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know it's a difficult burden to struggle with money. I struggled today as I snail mailed bills because it's the fucking 1800's out here. I struggled as I bought stamps, and affixed them, and sent my payments on their little merry way. Just as I struggle working in an office that I run. I struggle to make payments, buy furniture, and office supplies. every day is a struggle. If only I could have a 10 year project with zero progress. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC's amazing chilopred CD collection! comes with free condom, and lollipop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me k5 is so broken I cant even report crawdraud for posting CP. File Abuse Report Invalid form key. Please return to the user page and try again. Jesus fucking christ rusty!!!! No idea he is incompetent so its either all broken links or rife of child porn. Either way since his "touched his penis" diary he has been jerking to little boys. What a fucking downfall. From programmer to homeless vagrant who is lookong to jump his first kid. I hope to God he doesnt kill the first child he inevitably will rape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is a compulsive liar he is "helping the police" by trying to build an alibi for manufacturing and distributing child pornography. He is totally jerking it. He is the defination of depraved. When you read about him having killed kids in his uner the bridge hideaway itll all make sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he aint too bright ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he just hoped someone else would do it as he'd have to file so much paperwork on your ass. He'll get in trouble though when it comes down you informed him of your fetish. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He is literally BatMAN! The Child Pornograhy knight ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me please give them your location so they can swing by and chat ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is a well known pedo bear but too broke for a van. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf you woukd think a "golden tounge" woukd be enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is going to end up living under a bridge a penniless broke bum. The only question is will Crawford rape him first? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but is it really rape? when a black man does it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me coocookachooo!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lived you mean you lived under the bridge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you never ship so who cares what you think ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like i said you never release. Go back to prison you pedo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOST? lol you can't even pay for coffee. you are so dead broke, your BIL has to keep your shitty domains alive that didn't expire with your penchant for going to prison. Good lord, the last hosting company Id look for is frogg hosting. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me duliciniatech coldandhungry? Are you really that dumb? I guess sliding down that pole had you fantasising about young boys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aka you can't host fucking shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the larger problem is that this migratory communit is fucking big. and most shitty sites dont scale for fuck, and crap out HARD. So you end up with old world dumbassess trying to buy 286's from powels to add more 'power' to the cluster they run with stolen power, and a cheap wifi hookup, or you have to bite the Amazon EC2 bullet and hope you can right size without going bankrupt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks 90s man All youve told me is youve never deployes n 20+ years. As always you are too busy polishing sub standard mirrors, missing the stars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how many people are you going to kill and or rape? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me worrying about them now as you download your cp, while masturbating all over your ibook. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for blastar lol looks like america happy 4th. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me public info is public you don't need permission to access public data in the USA. Kind of embarassing you asking this, and I thought .au was "free", when it must not be. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they only update like 1x a day ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if he stops posting here and one shows up there, it's a given. of course it sounds like he wants to go camping in the desert to show he can drink his own piss, so god knows where he'll turn up next. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so reddit is fucking broken crawford failed to get arrested. voat is down. rusty drop the wall! The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Saturday Night Live. I'll skip it. thanks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you think he was manic at cern? had a meltdown, and was kicked out? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what??? as a summer intern, he was the best and brightest of them all! why Tsutomu Shimomura and Richard Feynman personally vouched for his glASS making skills! His ability to hone in on details that don't matter and prevent projects from shipping due to creating personal rifts, and an unsafe work environment are an asset to any organization! CERN should be so blessed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll email Sir Tim Burners Lee saying you gave him as a reference, and ask how your mentoring his coding helped give us HTTP 1.0 which shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ethical engineer supports DRM [Vorbis-dev] OggDisk? Sun May 6 00:57:59 PDT 2007 Previous message: [Vorbis-dev] OggDisk? Next message: [Vorbis-dev] Xiph wiki: speedy deletion cleanup, spambot user pages Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ] On 5/5/07, Petr Tomasek <tomasek at etf.cuni.cz> wrote: > I've seen many new standards on the Xiph page. > Have you thought about creating something like > "OggDisk", that would correspond to CD, DVD, > BD... disks? I have a proposal for such a thing here: A Proposal For A Copy-Optimized DVD-Audio Format http://www.goingware.com/notes/dvd-audio.html A key element of it is that each track could be marked with a machine-readible license. The Creative Commons folks distribute an application that does such a thing. I plan to support making such disks in my GPL application Ogg Frog (http://www.oggfrog.com/) but it is very early in its development, so I won't be able to provide the feature for quite some time. -- Wait the ethical engineer is pro DRM? No wonder RMS doesn't know his mighty works! Let us behold! A Proposal for a Copy Optimized DVD Audio Format We can defeat the upcoming copy protected DVD Audio standards by specifying a format for DVD Audio disks that are optimized for copying and Internet file sharing. September 1, 2005 Copyright 2005 Michael David Crawford. Creative Commons License This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.5 License. I got to thinking about something after setting up the Ogg Vorbis and cdparanoia tools on my Mac so I could back up my collection of two hundred compact discs to a few DVD-Rs. I'm writing to suggest the community work together to specify a standard for the format of DVD Audio disks that will be Free as in Freedom. There are a couple of competing standards in the works for DVD Audio that have the advantage of higher audio fidelity than CDs (sampled at, say, 24 bits instead of 16) and that can hold more hours of music, but it's already clear that the companies behind the standardization efforts consider copy-protection their first priority. You can be sure that the very finest minds in cryptography, mathematics, physics, optics and electrical, mechanical and software engineering are working together, and working very hard, to make sure that when 24-bit Britney Spears DVD Audio disks hit the stores that they won't end up on eMule the very next day, in fact not even within the next decade. I don't think a very serious effort was made to ensure that the DVD Content Scrambling System was entirely secure. I also don't think that mistake will be made a second time. Could there be a better way? Many musicians actively promote the copying of their music. AGNULA Libre Music is an archive of music that is not just free to share, but copylefted - the tracks must have the Creative Commons Attribution-Sharealike or EFF Open Audio License to be hosted there. What sort of DVD Audio format would AGNULA's musicians like to distribute their music on? How about DVD disks that are optimized for copying, whether it be through burning physical copies or sharing on the Internet? What I envision is a disk format that is rigorously specified so that it will work reliably in the simplest embedded devices like car dashboard and home stereo players, but with completely unprotected Free Lossless Audio Codec files on them. A DVD can store a lot of music in FLAC format if it's just 16 bits, but FLAC can store samples up to 32 bits. The greater storage capacity of DVD will not only allow Copy Optimized DVD Audio music to sound better than CDs do, but allow more channels than stereo's two, to provide surround sound or a separate channel for each performer. (I just discovered how to make cue file backups with FLAC so I can finally properly back up my collection. I've lost several CDs to bad scratches and even a couple to my dog who likes to chew things that shouldn't be chewed.) While most people can't hear the difference between 16 and 32 bit audio, higher-resolution samples enable one to edit audio tracks without loss of fidelity. Mixing audio tracks and applying acoustic effects loses numerical precision each time it is done. Starting with larger samples enables the final product to retain a true sixteen bits of real precision. Thus artists could encourage other performers to mix themselves into a track in such a way that it still sounds good. But here's the key: each file will be named in a way that's optimized for file sharing, with artist, album, title and track number right in the filename, and with all the right metadata already embedded in the file when the track was mastered at the studio. To share such a track you just direct your peer-to-peer filesharing application to your DVD drive so it will share the same music you're listening to, or have your friends copy the tracks onto their computers' hard drives, or else just burn them copies of the whole DVD. But wait: there's more! The DVD disk itself will have a metadata file in its root directory that will specify the contents of the entire disk. My idea is that one could make a bit-for-bit reconstruction of the whole disk just by grabbing this one metadata file and then looking for the tracks on the file sharing networks. This file would be one or two kilobytes of XML that would have each track's metadata as well as its md5 hash so it can be uniquely identified over the net. Music labels that offerred such DVDs - and there are music labels which encourage copying - would host the metadata files for each of their albums on their websites in much the same way as many Free Music sites now host Bit Torrent files. (Don't have Bit Torrent yet? Download it right now.) The music labels wouldn't have to offer music file downloads if they couldn't supply the bandwidth or technical expertise, because those who possessed the DVDs could supply the actual bits. It is extremely important that the Copy Optimized DVD Audio format be rigourously specified in a technical document that has passed through an extensive review process. That will encourage embedded player manufacturers to support it, just as they have begun to support the Ogg Vorbis format. Perhaps all the aspects that have to do with networking, like the contents of the disk-spec metadata and a standardized way to share Copy Optimized DVD Audio disks over the Internet could be standardized by the Internet Engineering Task Force. Importantly, the disc and file metadata would explicitly specify a license, even if it's just "All Rights Reserved". Creative Commons already explains how to specify the license in an MP3. Most musicians don't know that if they don't explicitly supply a license, they implicitly forbid others to share their music. It's important to make the terms of music licenses just as rigorously clear as they are for Free Software. Now, imagine what this would do to the copy-protected form of DVD Audio. On the one hand, you could get very high quality recordings of all the top pop stars that way. On the other hand, if you wanted to listen to the same tracks on your portable player you'd have to pay separately to download copy-protected files from a commercial music download site, or maybe there would be some process of obtaining a license online that could transfer a low-quality file from a DVD to a player in such a way that Warner Records' intellectual property rights could be preserved. Or, you could listen to indy bands who really are a lot more creative and forward thinking than the tedious crap that the big record labels and the Clear Channel Radio Monopoly continuously force upon us, and you wouldn't have to deal with any expensive hassles to listen to it on your portable player, in your car, to burn to regular CDs for your antique players, or to share with your friends or over the Internet. I assert this would prevent copy-protected DVD Audio from succeeding in the marketplace. Maybe the industry consortium behind the present standardization efforts wouldn't put in the metadata to encourage copying, but I expect they wouldn't go very far if no one would buy their damn copy-protected discs. In the long run I expect they would remove the encryption so they have some hope of selling anything at all. I'm very sorry but I have an awful lot on my plate and I simply don't have the time to work on something like this. I also don't have the background required to write such a document. (I can promise I will write a CD ripper that's a lot better to use than any that I've tried so far, and place it under the GNU General Public License. Frankly I cannot comprehend what anyone finds appealing about iTunes, it drives me bananas and is buggy as all get-out.) On Eating One's Own Dog Food I want to explain why the Copy Optimized DVD Audio format is important to me personally. You see, I am a musician. Not a professional one, not yet, but that is my goal. I have decided I must make my music as free as the wind. If you like piano music, you can download my album Geometric Visions. It's just in MP3 format but now that I finally have an ogg vorbis toolchain setup I'll go make oggs, maybe they'll be there by the time you read this. I once had a very proprietary license notice on my music but I spent over a year contemplating giving it a copyleft license, ever since discovering AGNULA Libre Music. It was a painful decision, but I finally took the plunge just this very moment: while working on this draft of my proposal I took a break to place my entire album under the Creative Commons Attribution-Sharealike 2.5 License. I've been learning Lilypond so I can post the scores soon. I'll be copylefting them, the source code to my music, as well. I'm not the only one who feels this way. For example, Kuro5hin member Dac Chartrand is a Montreal music producer who owns the new record label Trotch. Dac's a pretty forward thinking guy as he offers free downloads of some of his artists' music and actively encourages those who purchase his CDs to share them. Trotch's launch party is on September 8th at Sapphir's Mix Thursday at 3699 St-Laurent, Montreal if you are in the area. The band Fitehouse published the Fitehouse General Public Music License (PDF) that was inspired by the GNU GPL in that it requires one to supply the source to recordings along with any copies. In this case the "source code" is the raw, unmixed studio tracks from which the recording was created, so that one could mix one's own version of a song. The first FGPMLed song is "Running Scared" which appears on their EP The Bomb. At the bottom of that page are links to ten uncompressed WAV files of about fifty megabyes apiece, being the original studio recordings from which Running Scared was mixed. bags packed? did you write an apology to your mom? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you broke her foot stole her car, and phone up the police to harass her. You are the worst son ever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but they are facts not libel. dont worry he is now working a case for the FBI. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me five months left Project info for Ogg Frog Share This Created 2 Dec 2005 at 02:12 UTC by Rippit, last modified 2 Dec 2005 at 02:14 UTC by Rippit. Homepage: http://www.oggfrog.com/ Notes: Hi Friends! Rippit the Ogg Frog here. Ogg Frog the software is to be a Music Ripper, Encoder and Backup Program. My aim is to write a program with the polish and ease of use of Ogg Drop but with the power of abcde. I got the idea to write it when I wanted to rip my collection of two hundred CDs to take with me on a trip to a lake out west. I tried out many rippers and encoders, but was happy with none of them. So as they say, I'm scratching an itch. One problem I had is that, being a cross-platform developer, I run Linux, Mac OS X and Windows all on different computers. There was no single program available for all platforms, so I had to learn to configure all the programs for each platform. To address this problem, I'm going to implement the UI for Ogg Frog in ZooLib, a C++ cross-platform application framework. Another advantage of ZooLib is that its fine-grained multithreading will allow the UI to be responsive while ripping a CD as well as playing audio files from the hard drive. The usual way to make bit-for-bit perfect backups of compact discs is to create two files, a FLAC or WAV audio file, and a second file called the cue file which mainly contains the TOC, or Table of Contents information from the CD. But this means one has two files to deal with for each CD; they could get separated, and it would be cumbersome to keep them together when transmitting a backup image over a network. I'm planning to support some form of single-file backup solution. I considered creating my own format at first, but am now investigating Matroska, an audio/video container format which at first glance seems ideal. They already have a format for single-file cue backups. I'll have more to say about it as I investigate it further. -- Rippit the Ogg Frog License: GPL This project has the following developers: Rippit is a Lead Developer. i humbly offer my deepest apologies that old program i had pushed out to the world? The one that had ogg file support added? They just added net streaming. Its bloody fantastic. and i didnt write a single line. All because its open soures. If that isnt bad enough, last month it nearly had 300 downloads... and its not slowing down, either! some shitty app I hacked together out of other opensoures shit. someone added ogg support, now it plays music. Inadvertently, I shipped an ogg player. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone fixed a tcpip loop I kind of fucked up now it runs like 10x faster for server queries. fucking crazy. I need to do something, otherwise it'll be obvious I haven't done anything on this project in years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you considered prison stats? you know for the impending crawfordian arrest. it'd be cool if you had stats of who was in his block, how many times they have been arrested, and any public info on them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me table is here http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/Roster%20Files/uvadmALPHAROST.htm this is in the united states, public data is public. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me netcraft confirms it! http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2015/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I made a release. fuck. that has to be fucking depressing. Almost 10 years now. TEN YEARS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you demonstrate time and time again that you are unable to care for yourself. You are so fucked when she passes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot the teenagers in moms basement writing your device drivers and filesystems. Celebrate the communisim ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Public source control, and once a decade releases are intollerable! An os that is only announcements and feature lists like pink or taligent are acceptable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me obviously it went well. good thing you stuck it out until it shipped, and didn't rage quit the first chance you got. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cant you sneak a vm on there? much more fun. Also, fuck jump boxes, the entire premise is incredibly insecure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me report them to the SPAA they are abusing the poor software developer. we use royal TSX for our tabbed ssh needs. I like the hierarchical view, which is nice when you have thousands of devices. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably die almost everyone would die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kyroflux is your only hope but I suspect nobody will help. For everyone that goes along with the program it's the brave new world. For everyone that goes against the program, it's 1984. Choose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh oh, someone is going to be offended! time for the sjw types to give linus the boot! Plus the code of conduct, he is toast! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Didn't the US pass that TPP while everyone is masturbating furiously over some antique flag? Oh I see it got fast tracked through the senate. back to the house, or does it become law later on tonight? Enjoy your sides show. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ms13 lol. The drug wars are home to roost. Once the left takes the guns, these guys will run the streets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What? no HPFS? What is an OS/2 user to do? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That was Steve this new guy may not be such an asshole. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd give him credit in saving [Star Trek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOFHi7SRMoU). Oh sure, Harve Bennett's Moby Dick tale sure resonated with people, but the music made it compelling. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wechat? i think you mean QQ. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me middle eastern is next but yes, sushi is everywhere. Even where people still remember their war crimes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are behind. I figure New York is the centre, London is 10 years behind, Hong Kong/Singapore are 10 behind London, this puts you 10 behind us. If not more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just as the power to boycott should be allowed too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the lesson is that iOS makes you got insane lands you multiple times in jail, and is fucking impossible to write for. He isn't even up to user testing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let me see http://www.warplife.com/source-code/warp-life/ Oh wait, you didn't either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should be tracking Crawford's local jail so we get stats on average times, and people moving around ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I need to set some cookies or some shit so I can cron this as an auto alert... http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/Roster%20Files/uvadmALPHAROST.htm CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00am ON 06/15/15 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 221684 ABARCA-HERNANDEZ, GILBER 04/01/15 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 77753 ABBOTT, DUANE CURTIS 11/03/14 C3-2 none set VEHICULAR ASSAULT 203782 ACTKINSON, JOUA NATHANIE 05/24/15 G4D-D 06/18/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 208858 ADAMS, DAVID ALEXANDER 05/06/15 G2-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 162240 ADAMS, RYAN JAMES 05/25/15 G2-10 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 221028 ADDIE, RYAN WILLIAM 04/27/15 E1-5 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 137389 AILSHIE, DAVID MARLIN 06/04/15 F4-3 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 135960 ALFERD, NOAH JON 05/25/15 E5-8 none set ASSAULT IV 209917 ALLEN, VAN BULLOCK 12/09/14 G5D-D 08/26/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 06/02/15 E4-2 none set THEFT III 222045 AMESUR, DILIP SHIVA 05/09/15 W2D2-32 07/16/15 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 189811 ANDERSON, MICHAEL PRESTO 01/30/15 W2D3-63 none set PSP II 179323 ANDREWS, MARIO DORIAN 05/07/15 F1-12 none set FORGERY 217202 ANSTEAD, CHRISTOPHER RYA 03/11/15 OAD-D 09/04/15 RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 189692 ANSTINE, JASON DEAN 04/21/15 F2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 222363 ARAIZA, CINTHYA 06/09/15 JDH-F none set ROBBERY I 147520 ARMER, PAUL EDWARD 05/11/15 F2D-D 06/21/15 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215452 ARMSTRONG, DION JAMES 04/16/15 E3D-D 06/24/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218052 ASKEW, AUSTIN MICHAEL 04/10/15 W2D3-84 06/19/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 210944 AURETTO-PIPER, LUKE JOSE 04/17/15 W2D1-1 07/10/15 DUI 221190 AUSTIN, SUSAN MARIE 02/13/15 D1-1 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 193435 BABER, MARK 06/01/15 E2D-DF none set THEFT III 153115 BACHMAN, GEORGEANNE FAYE 05/31/15 B1-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219240 BADGER, NICHOLAS NOBLE 06/14/15 E4-10 06/16/15 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 220117 BAILEY, AD 05/28/15 E1-8 none set DWS/DWR III 217504 BAIRD, JASON ROBERT 06/10/15 G2-2 04/09/16 ASSAULT II 207434 BAKER, ANTHONY TYRONE 05/13/15 G3-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 68080 BAKER, DONALD FREEMAN 05/19/15 G2-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 123327 BALL, BRADFORD EVAN 01/06/15 MED-2 none set THEFT II 167380 BALL, TILDEN JORDAN 06/13/15 G1-14 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 194148 BAMBROOK, GREG JOHN 05/11/15 E5-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214616 BARAJAS, MARIO JIM 06/10/15 G1-7 07/13/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 208153 BARAN, JOHN LOTHAR 05/03/15 G4D-D none set ASSAULT IV 160826 BARNARD, KEVIN ROBERT 02/22/15 W2D3-BK7 06/16/15 DUI 90408 BARRICK, KYMBERLY FONTAI 06/12/15 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 222191 BARTIN, CALEB SCOTT 05/25/15 F2D-D none set BURGLARY-I 218814 BARTLETT, MICAIAH KEALY 06/06/15 D2-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 01/24/15 F4-1 10/08/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 157499 BATMAN, PAUL QUINCY 03/26/15 B3-F 06/15/15 HIT RUN UNATTENDED VEHICLE 220938 BAUGHMAN, SCOTT EUGENE 01/20/15 F5-3 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 218210 BAUMGARDNER, BRANDON WIL 05/12/15 G5D-D 06/29/15 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 211320 BEAN, RYAN MARCUS 02/03/15 D4D-D 06/16/15 THEFT II 131582 BEAUDOIN, MARIO THADDEAU 03/14/15 W2D2-45 08/11/15 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 222417 BEAULIEU, BRANDON THOMAS 06/15/15 B2-F none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES III 219640 BELL, JAMES RAY 06/13/15 F2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 167644 BELLEVEAU, AARON MICHAEL 05/30/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211644 BELTRAN, EDUARDO RUBI 05/09/15 G5D-D none set DUI 86697 BERGDAHL, ROBERT MAYNARD 11/08/14 G3-4 none set ASSAULT II 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-8 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209281 BERRY, JOSHUA BRIAN 04/27/15 F5-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222279 BERTHEL, CYDNEY LYNN 06/02/15 C2D-D none set THEFT II 218739 BILLUK, EUGENE 06/07/15 G2-14 none set DWS/DWR II 167549 BIRD, BARTON DUCANNON 06/14/15 F2D-D none set THEFT III 201944 BIRD, CHRISTOPHER STEVEN 06/11/15 E4-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 166813 BISHOP, JOHNATHAN RUSSEL 06/09/15 E5-7 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 148554 BJORK, DAVID EDWARD 05/15/15 W2D3-72 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 101346 BLACKBURN, RAYNA M 05/12/15 C1-7 none set PARK CURFEW VIOLATIONS 118536 BLEA, TIMOTHY BENJAMIN 05/15/15 B8-F 08/24/15 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 219792 BLEAZARD, ADWEINA JOANNA 06/02/15 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 193164 BLUHM, CHERYL ANN 04/10/15 W2D4-101 06/15/15 DUI 215747 BODNER, JACOB ISAAC 09/24/14 F1-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218454 BOLDEA, EMILY 06/08/15 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 216004 BOLDS, MELVIN JAMES 06/09/15 G2-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 183199 BOLTIN, KRISTEN ANNE 06/13/15 D2-2 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219179 BORN, BRYAN J 06/12/15 G3-3 none set FAIL TO OBEY POLICE OFFICER 221993 BOSSI, FISIANTY F 05/02/15 G4D-D none set VEHICULAR ASSAULT 207793 BOSSI, RAD PHILOLD 06/14/15 E5-14 none set ROBBERY II 221411 BOVEE, SALLY JEAN 06/03/15 C2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214672 BOWDEN, BENJAMIN STEVEN 05/25/15 E5-7 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 105655 BOWLER, SCOTT ALLEN 04/24/15 G4D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 222416 BOYCE, MATTHEW JAMES 06/15/15 E4-15 none set DWS/DWR III 110064 BRAATEN, DOUGLAS LAWRENC 03/30/15 E3D-D 07/06/15 ASSAULT III 214123 BRACKEN, JERAMY JEFFREY 05/21/15 W2D1-2 09/04/15 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 220124 BRADLEY, DOMINIC OCTAVIO 04/10/15 F3D-D none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 211915 BRANDT, VIRGINIA ROSE 05/20/15 C1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209777 BRASCH, JOSEPH MICHAEL 03/11/15 G4D-D 07/31/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219217 BRIGHAM, SELINA 06/06/15 W2D4-97 07/26/15 DUI 222341 BRISCOE, BILLY WAYNE 06/08/15 F3D-D none set BURGLARY II 221338 BROCHU, JOSH PETER 02/28/15 D4D-D 07/06/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222306 BROCK, ANTOINE LAMONT 06/04/15 E4-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222181 BROCK, MICHAEL ALTON 06/12/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 117369 BROOKS, DAVID ALLEN 06/12/15 E3D-D none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/A GROSS MISDEMEANOR OR MISDEMEANOR 219510 BROWN, SHARI LEE 04/20/15 D1-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195362 BRU, RYAN ALLAIN 06/11/15 E5-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206734 BRUBAKER, DEVIN LAMOINE 06/06/15 F3D-D 07/19/15 THEFT III 214639 BRUCE, LARNELL MALIK 05/07/15 E1-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202042 BRUSH, DANIEL CHRISTOPHE 02/10/15 C3-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204807 BRYAN, KYA LASLEY 05/15/15 D1-7 11/25/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188024 BRYANT, JOHN LEE 05/09/15 G4D-D 06/28/15 DUI 138757 BUDD, RYAN HEATH 06/14/15 E1-14 none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 148410 BUNCH, TIMOTHY RICHARD 01/18/15 F1-11 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 69441 BURGESS, RICHARD SCOTT 05/20/15 G3-10 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/08/15 W2D2-44 06/24/15 DWS/DWR III 200379 BURKE, WILLIAM MICHAEL 06/04/15 E2D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187555 BURMAN, CARIE LORRAINE 05/13/15 W2D4-86 09/21/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 174022 BURNETT, VINCENT ROBERT 05/01/15 C3-1 none set MURDER II 186220 BURTCH, RICHARD DANIEL 07/20/14 F4-14 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 195302 BURTON, JOSHUA PERRY 01/31/15 OAD-D 08/03/15 THEFT II 203842 BUTLER, TERRENCE D 06/14/15 E3D-D none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/A GROSS MISDEMEANOR OR MISDEMEANOR 56835 BUZZINI, JACK ARTHUR 01/06/15 F1-7 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 80585 BYZEWSKI, GEORGE WALTER 03/18/15 F5-8 07/05/15 FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 125010 CAGLE, THORIN JAMES 06/06/15 G2-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 221459 CAJETEROGARCIA, ADRIAN A 03/12/15 F1-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 212896 CALDWELL, KEVIN COUNTS 03/24/15 W2D1-21 08/06/15 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214840 CALVOSA, MATTHEW JAMES 06/02/15 G1-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 139033 CAMERON, GERALD LEE 06/03/15 E4-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 84007 CAMERON, RICHARD KEVIN 10/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ARSON I 180999 CAMPBELL, JASON SCOTT 06/06/15 G1-1 none set DUI (PREVIOUSLY CONVICTED OF VEHICULAR HOMICIDE OR VEH ASLT W/UNDER THE INFLUENC 219899 CAMPBELL, JUSTIN ALAN 04/09/15 E3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 222411 CARR, WILLIAM JOSEPH 06/14/15 B2-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 220256 CARTER, AUDRIE KAY 05/13/15 D1-4 none set BURGLARY II 209848 CARTER, NATALIE KAY 05/19/15 C2D-D none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP KNOW 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 06/12/15 G1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 153918 CASTILLO, JOSHUA 05/21/15 G2-8 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 200107 CASTILLO, MATTHEW AARON 06/11/15 G2-5 08/26/15 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 182050 CASTILLO, SILVANO MOLINA 06/09/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197526 CASTRO, STEVEN 06/06/15 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 219214 CASTRO-LINO, JOSE RAFAEL 02/20/15 F1-13 none set RAPE II 221213 CATHCART, JEREMY DANIEL 05/19/15 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 177550 CATTIN, JORGAN ELLIOTT 01/23/15 W2D3-65 none set POSSESSING STOLEN PROPERTY 222408 CHAKISO, YOHANNES DADO 06/14/15 G2-1 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 108038 CHASE, SHELLEY ANN 06/06/15 C1-9 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 188487 CHAVARRIA, CHRISTOPHER J 05/19/15 F1-15 none set SEX OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER-2 PRIORS 126787 CHAVEZ, ROBERT LUEVANOS 06/12/15 W2D3-66 none set ROBBERY I 222394 CHEN, SHAO QIN 06/12/15 C1-3 none set ARSON I 199246 CHENAULT, CHARLES EDWARD 05/03/15 E4-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 06/11/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207496 CHRISTENSEN, KENNY RAY 06/04/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215659 CHRISTIANSEN, ISAIAH MAT 05/16/15 E4-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215940 CHRISTOPHER, AARON A 06/09/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210848 CHURO, BJ W 01/29/15 W2D2-53 07/18/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 05/01/15 F4-2 08/03/15 ASSAULT IV 216662 CLARK, KYLE JAMES 05/28/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 70139 CLINE, DOUGLAS RAY 05/28/15 G1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222403 CLOUD, WILLIAM HEAL 06/13/15 E2D-D none set THEFT II 194029 COBURN, LORI ALICIA 06/03/15 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222412 CODY, JIM ARTHUR 06/14/15 A2-1 none set DUI 175702 CONAWAY, CRYSTAL ANN 06/08/15 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188656 CONRAD, JOSHUA ALLAN 04/30/15 F2D-D none set BURGLARY II 171775 COOK, MATHEW J 05/26/15 F3D-D 06/15/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216047 COONROD, ZACHARY LEE 05/30/15 W2D2-47 07/06/15 DUI 216020 COOPER, DAWN RAE 05/18/15 C2D-D 09/20/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212482 COPELAND, JAMES ALLEN 04/03/15 C3-3 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 79115 COPELAND, OMER ODELL 06/05/15 G4D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 219849 COPPOLA, MICHAEL ANTHONY 05/25/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216378 CORMICAN, LANCE LEIGHTEN 10/26/14 W2D3-75 09/08/15 ASSAULT II 173554 CORTEZ, CHRISTOPHER DAVI 05/17/15 D4D-D 08/05/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 222224 COSBY, ANTHONY AKEEM 05/28/15 G3-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/09/15 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162448 COSTELLO, THERESA 05/29/15 C2D-DF none set THEFT II 79840 COSTILLO, RHONDA DAWN 06/07/15 C1-10 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 222298 COWDEN, RONNIE ALLEN 06/04/15 G2-13 none set THEFT III 222405 CRABTREE, CHRISTINA MARI 06/14/15 C2D-D none set DUI 222054 CRAMER, ROBERT RANDALL 05/10/15 F2D-D none set BURGLARY II 163030 CRAWFORD, NIGERIA ANN 05/08/15 W2D4-93 10/28/15 IDENTITY THEFT-2 221034 CRAWFORD, SHAWN D 01/31/15 E1-11 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 197220 CRICHTON, KRYSTELL ANNE 12/19/14 D1-3 07/18/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 141002 CRISTLER, MICHAEL ALAN 06/08/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216947 CROMER, DONALD JOSEPH 03/20/15 G2-15 06/23/15 DRIVE W/LICENSE SUSP OR REVOKED-1, FOUND TO BE HABITUAL TRAFFIC OFFENDER 106042 CROSS, DONALD RAY 06/06/15 E2D-D 07/13/15 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 220394 CUNNINGHAM, LARRY DARNEL 06/02/15 E3D-D none set ORGANIZED RETAIL THEFT II 209916 CURTISS, DAVID JAMES 06/05/15 E5-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210575 DAGGETT, ALISHIA MARIE 05/12/15 D3D-D 07/29/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216851 DANIELS, BROOKE KELLY 05/14/15 W2D4-102 06/29/15 IDENTITY THEFT-2 127865 DANIELS, LARRY 05/21/15 G4D-D 06/15/15 ESCAPE II 182464 DARROW, DAVID JOHN 05/21/15 F1-5 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 222059 DAVIS, WAYNE DALE 06/04/15 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 146576 DEERING, GREGORY RALPH 06/06/15 G1-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196692 DEGRAFFE, TIMAR AKEEM 05/27/15 E1-4 none set MURDER II 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/27/15 C2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 218806 DELORENZE, SHANE ALLEN 05/21/15 F5-13 none set RAPE II 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 05/20/15 F1-4 07/18/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 204587 DENMAN, TRASK LEE 05/15/15 W2D3-64 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 201494 DEPEW, LEWIS DAVID 06/04/15 E5-1 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 191783 DESCLOUX, DOUGLAS JAMES 01/11/15 F5-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/05/15 D1-6 none set THEFT III 205847 DHARAMJIT, X 05/17/15 A1-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 125839 DIAZ, ROBERTO 06/11/15 A1-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 194403 DIETRICH, TRACIE M 03/25/15 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 167832 DIPALERMO, MICHAEL LEE 04/18/15 W2D1-23 07/16/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 194858 DORNBIRER, CODY JAMES 04/09/15 W2D1-10 08/21/15 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 92714 DOUGLAS, DALE VINCENT 06/06/15 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 A3-1 none set MURDER I 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 05/21/15 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 221511 DUCKWORTH, BRANDON MARQU 03/17/15 E1-11 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 204058 DURON, LAZARO 01/21/15 G1-3 06/22/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190977 DUVALL, CAMERON DALLA 06/04/15 G1-3 none set DUI 198510 DZUL-UXUL, JOSE LUIS 01/29/15 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217293 EARLS, JAMES L 05/01/15 G1-6 06/18/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 139316 EASTHAM, BRYAN CARL 06/12/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212699 EDSTROM, DANIEL JOHN 04/10/15 W2D3-77 none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 221891 EDWARDS, ARVIN KENTI 04/23/15 F3D-D none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 210317 EIKLEBERRY, STEVEN WAYNE 06/03/15 G1-7 none set UNLAWFUL CAMPING 134210 EISENHART, ROBERT JAMES 02/15/15 F5-3 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 207497 EITELMAN, JOSHUA MICHAEL 06/06/15 E5-6 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216591 ELIES, KIVENSON 06/06/15 E4-10 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 03/23/15 D4D-D 08/05/15 THEFT III 210422 ELLIS, TIMOTHY MYRTON 06/09/15 E5-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 209396 ENNS, NICHOLAS PAUL 05/20/15 W2D2-56 09/04/15 OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 220520 EPPS, QUANDRE EDWARD 12/11/14 F5-12 none set ROBBERY I 132612 ERWIN, ROBERT VASHAUN 06/11/15 E5-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218794 ESCARENO-BORUNDA, ULISES 01/29/15 F5-4 01/25/16 CHILD MOLESTATION I 209600 ESHLEMANN, VINCENT ALLEN 06/14/15 B2-F none set FORGERY 222395 FAIRBANKS, DAVID LEE 06/12/15 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 213080 FARATA, WANTEN 04/15/15 W2D1-7 09/01/15 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 180869 FARONI, MICHAEL JOSEPH 04/08/15 E5-13 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 205454 FEDDERSON, WILLIAM LEE 05/31/15 E3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217697 FELIX-NAVARRO, LUIS ANGE 01/03/15 W2D1-15 07/13/15 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215900 FELTON, CAILEY JEAN 06/01/15 C2D-D 06/26/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 170145 FEMLING, RAYMOND JAY 12/29/14 E5-12 none set ROBBERY I 221877 FENN, ROBERT PHILIP 04/21/15 G5D-D none set BURGLARY II 92449 FINK, DENNIS DUANE 05/31/15 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214183 FISHER, TAMI SUE 06/04/15 C1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 79327 FITZGERALD, CALVIN JAMES 06/02/15 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 105288 FLANERY, LEX ALLEN 11/21/14 G4D-D 07/18/15 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 199179 FLECK, JOSHUA LEWIS 04/25/15 G4D-D none set BURGLARY II 82778 FLORES, MICHAEL RAY 05/26/15 G2-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 06/03/15 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-3 none set MURDER I 193264 FRAHM, JOSHUA CANE 12/07/14 E5-9 none set DWS/DWR III 183261 FRANCISCO, DENNIS ALLEN 06/13/15 B2-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 66354 FRANKLIN, JOHN MORTIMER 06/06/15 OAD-D none set ASSAULT II 215945 FRANTZ, JOSHUA JAMES 03/19/15 W2D2-31 07/27/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220160 FRAZER, KYLE EDWARD 11/04/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 176604 FRIO, MICHAEL SCOTT 03/23/15 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 156702 FULLER, JEFFERY ALLAN 05/10/15 E5-7 none set BURGLARY II 205509 GARCIA, ESTEBAN STANLEY 05/09/15 E1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO ALEJANDO 01/15/15 E5-15 06/23/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 220916 GARCIA-DIEGO, ALEJANDRO 05/29/15 W2D3-78 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 217764 GARCIA-GARCIA, MODESTO 09/04/14 F1-5 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 202342 GARDNER, ERIC DAVID 05/31/15 G2-11 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 214017 GARRISON, ZACHAREE GENEJ 06/12/15 E3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 138641 GENTRY, RICHARD THOMAS 06/03/15 F1-12 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 126092 GERNER, STEVEN MICHAEL 02/05/15 F1-2 none set SEX OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER-2 PRIORS 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-39 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218651 GIENGER, DUSTIN LANCE 06/12/15 W2D3-70 none set FORGERY 168263 GILMORE, RICHARD BRATTON 06/10/15 C3-1 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 220906 GIPSON, BRITTNEY ANNALEI 05/26/15 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 222022 GLOVER, ZACHARY W 05/07/15 G2-6 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 215491 GOLLIHER, GRANT RYAN 05/23/15 W2D1-8 06/22/15 DUI 203548 GOLOVATYUK, STANISLOV SE 05/29/15 W2D3-74 none set BURGLARY-2 202870 GOLYSHEVSKY, WILLIAM VIC 06/09/15 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 04/17/15 E1-2 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 214385 GONZALEZ, CEASER ANTHONY 04/02/15 D4D-D 12/10/15 ASSAULT II 208102 GONZALEZ-SANCHEZ, ARTURO 04/04/15 G1-7 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 217359 GOODRICH, KATELYNN THERE 05/30/15 D3D-D 06/18/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 175512 GORDON, JOSHUA STEVEN 04/05/15 G1-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 05/23/15 F4-9 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 06/05/15 F3D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 165567 GRANT, RAYMOND EARL 01/23/15 F1-12 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 222402 GRAPER, STACEY LEN 06/13/15 B1-F none set THEFT III 216825 GRATRIX, CHRISTIAN JAY 05/27/15 W2D1-12 06/21/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209679 GREENEN, STERLING KYLER 04/30/15 E5-14 07/02/15 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 172689 GREGORIO-MENDOZA, JUAN 02/17/15 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214795 GRIMES, TRENTON TYLER 05/22/15 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216302 GRUNDY, ERIC LEE 06/12/15 G5D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 182452 GUILLIAMS, ARIANE LEE 06/11/15 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/14/15 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192908 GUNDLACH, ERIKA LEE 04/26/15 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219339 GURULE, HUNTER WYATT 03/26/15 E5-4 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 181425 GUTIERREZ, CRUZ ANTHONY 05/07/15 G3-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210598 GUTIERREZ, SAVANNAH DANY 06/11/15 D1-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217391 HAAGEN, TREVOR RAYJOSEPH 06/06/15 E5-1 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 129526 HALL, ALLEN RAY 05/19/15 G2-8 none set DUI 88919 HALL, HENRY WILLIAM 06/02/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185299 HALL, WESLEY LEE 05/30/15 G5D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/09/15 D1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 175464 HAMILTON, ALICIA MARIE 05/26/15 D3D-D 06/25/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205744 HAMILTON, JESSE WILLIAM 05/23/15 W2D3-58 08/07/15 DUI 182473 HAMMANN, NICHOLAS SCOTT 05/02/15 W2D1-18 07/03/15 PSP I 112777 HAMPTON, TERRENCE JAMAL 04/09/15 W2D3-79 11/19/15 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 190373 HANDKE, RUTH A 05/29/15 C1-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 146190 HANER, RAYMOND WULF 05/12/15 W2D2-54 06/24/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 221254 HARDY, TAVION MARCHE 02/20/15 E4-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 192828 HARRISON, SEAN DAVID 03/27/15 W2D2-29 08/04/15 DWS/DWR I 221123 HART, JEREMY FRANCISCO 02/08/15 W2D3-BK10 09/29/15 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 219455 HARTER, GRAHAM FITZGERAL 06/09/15 G5D-D none set NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 218621 HARTZELL, THOMAS ELLSWOR 06/02/15 F5-5 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 222413 HASHER, NATHANIAL JAMES 06/14/15 E4-4 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 186152 HASS-DOOLEY, JOHN JOSEPH 06/02/15 F5-5 none set ASSAULT IV 193732 HASSELBALCH, STEFAN JOHN 04/26/15 E5-11 06/21/15 BURGLARY II 221685 HATFIELD, ZACHARY JACOB 06/11/15 B3-F 06/14/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 178074 HAYES, BRANDON GREGORY 05/01/15 F1-3 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 112221 HAYES, RONNIE LEE 04/13/15 W2D2-41 11/13/15 DWS/DWR I 222391 HAZEN, CHRISTIAN SCOTT 06/12/15 E1-7 none set ROBBERY I 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 06/11/15 G1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 75838 HEINEMANN, MITCHELL WALT 06/12/15 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212626 HELLER, IAN ANDREW 09/30/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 216171 HENDRICK, LATRICIA MARIE 01/06/15 D2-4 08/11/15 ASSAULT II 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 C3-6 none set MURDER I 157290 HENSLEY, KRISTOPHER ALAN 05/05/15 W2D2-50 07/24/15 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 197322 HENSLEY, MARK THOMAS 06/05/15 E4-14 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 206891 HERMAN, STEPHEN 04/27/15 F4-6 none set MALICIOUS HARASSMENT 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-10 none set MURDER I 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 04/30/15 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 182120 HIBBARD, RYAN JOSEPH 06/09/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187611 HIETT, TAYLOR JOHN 06/12/15 E4-15 none set DWS/DWR II 220317 HIGGINS, JONATHAN PAUL 11/20/14 C3-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 133200 HILKEN, STEVEN WAYNE 05/09/15 W2D3-76 06/15/15 DUI 176382 HILL, NATHAN ADREAIN 06/13/15 F2D-D none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 222343 HINTON-WASHINGTON, SHMIQ 06/08/15 D3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 221144 HOCHSTETLER, ERIK DANIEL 06/08/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 131573 HOELDT, CHRISTOPHER WILL 06/11/15 G4D-D none set HIT & RUN 93452 HOGAN, STEVEN ALLAN 06/10/15 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 222235 HOLCOMB, ALEX ANTHONY 05/29/15 G5D-D none set THEFT III 206069 HOLLAND, CORY D 03/24/15 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 219598 HOLLAND, DOMINIQUE RAY 06/09/15 E5-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214106 HOLSINGER, BRITTINI LINN 06/10/15 D3D-D none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP 220054 HOLTORF, ALEXANDER MILES 05/30/15 E4-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222222 HORNING, APRIL LOUISE 05/28/15 D3D-D none set THEFT I 217626 HORNSBY, MELANIE MICHELL 05/14/15 W2D4-91 06/19/15 ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 222283 HORSLEY, TRACY LEE 06/02/15 E2D-DF none set DUI 222375 HOUGHTON, ROBERT LEE 06/10/15 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220375 HOWARD, KATHRINA LEE 05/08/15 D3D-D 08/12/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217689 HOWEM, JEREMY TODD 05/20/15 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 204512 HUCK, JESSIE JON 05/29/15 F1-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 156205 HUCKINS, PATRICIA 05/21/15 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 195734 HUGHES, SCOTT MELVIN 11/13/14 F1-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 162838 HUNTLEY, RYAN EARL 06/10/15 E3D-D 07/31/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187137 HURST, JAY BRYANT 09/02/14 F5-1 09/01/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 189436 IAGER, JAY DEAN 06/09/15 F2D-D 06/19/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213063 INGRAM, STEVEN ODELL 03/17/15 F4-11 none set ESCAPE III 222388 ISLAM, ARIFUL 06/11/15 G1-11 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 146811 IT, SANGVAR JON 05/24/15 A1-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-11 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 109381 JACOBSON, KATHY SUE 05/23/15 D1-4 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 166568 JAMES, JOSHUA EARLE 12/29/14 F1-6 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 1 211493 JANSSEN, JEREMY RUSSELL 04/26/15 W2D3-73 09/22/15 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/13/15 F3D-D none set DC WT (PUT DETAILS IN REMARKS) 211045 JIMENEZ, EDUARDO MIGUEL 09/26/14 OAD-D 08/23/15 ASSAULT II-DV 222104 JIMENEZ, MELISSA MICHELL 05/16/15 D2-4 07/18/15 ASSAULT II 221023 JOHNSON, CHAUNTE 01/29/15 D1-2 07/01/15 BURGLARY II 186002 JOHNSON, HEATHER ANN 03/13/15 C1-1 07/02/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 145155 JOHNSON, LINDA RAY 04/16/15 D1-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220899 JOHNSON, RICHARD ALLEN 05/29/15 W2D3-68 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 191090 JOHNSON, ZACHARY DAVID 06/11/15 G5D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198466 JORDAN, ZACHARY RYAN 05/14/15 W2D2-40 08/18/15 THEFT II 201127 JUAREZ, RACHELLE SHANTE 06/14/15 B4-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211267 JURGENS, JOHN JAMES 06/11/15 E4-6 none set HIT AND RUN-INJURY 222301 KALDIS, CALEB JOSHUA 06/04/15 C3-2 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 221637 KARREN, JOSEPH RAY 03/27/15 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 212825 KARUO, KUNGFU K 05/22/15 F4-7 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 212398 KARUO, TINO JUNIOR 06/02/15 E5-3 none set DUI 108284 KASKI, JAMES ARTHUR 05/17/15 E2D-D none set HIT & RUN 216005 KATZEEK-KING, OLIVIA ANN 06/12/15 C2D-D none set DUI 173901 KEENEY, DAVID ANTHONY 11/13/14 F1-14 none set ASSAULT III 168532 KEESEE, TIMOTHY JOHN 06/04/15 E4-7 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 219635 KEITH, JESSE RAY 05/22/15 W2D1-14 07/05/15 THEFT III 156936 KELLY, JAMES MATHEW 05/22/15 F5-9 none set ASSAULT II 184073 KELSEY, JEREMY DWAYNE 03/18/15 W2D1-13 06/19/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 183640 KEYS, THOMAS JEFFERSON 09/26/14 G3-11 none set ROBBERY I 218861 KHUKHRYANSKIY, ALEKSANDR 11/07/14 OAD-D none set ASSAULT IV 123908 KIDD, MICHAEL SCOTT 06/03/15 G5D-D 07/10/15 DUI 222332 KING, KEVIN KEITH 06/06/15 E3D-D none set DUI 195316 KING, TY LOUISE 06/12/15 C2D-D none set BURGLARY II 128873 KNAPP, GEOFFREY SCOTT 12/16/14 F5-14 none set BURGLARY-I 82339 KNOX, ROBERT LEE 06/07/15 F1-7 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 134847 KOEN, JAMES REID 06/04/15 G2-8 none set BURGLARY II 213791 KOHLER, LEA KATHRYN 04/15/15 C1-12 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 170720 KOLESNIK, VITALIY NIKOLA 12/22/14 W2D2-37 12/02/15 DWS/DWR I 205506 KOWATSCH, MATTHEW MARTIN 03/21/15 F3D-D none set THEFT II 193527 KRAMER, CHRISTOPHER M 05/29/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202316 KROUT, DAYLON DENNISRALP 06/09/15 G2-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216856 KUMAR, MOHINESH AKSHAY 06/13/15 E4-3 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 177440 KUNASEK, ROBERT FRANKLIN 04/11/15 W2D1-3 06/17/15 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 215100 KUNEKI, BRITTANY NICHOLE 06/13/15 D3D-D none set ASSAULT IV 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 221033 LAMB, MYKEASE O 01/30/15 JDH-M none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 185149 LANDSIEDEL, DAVID PAUL 03/25/15 G2-3 04/07/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 221968 LANSDON, AUSTIN JAMES 04/30/15 F2D-D none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 220922 LARSON, CAITLYN R 05/07/15 D3D-D BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 199239 LAUB, DAVID HIROKI 05/26/15 G5D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 183302 LAVIOS, JOSHUA DANIEL 03/10/15 G2-4 07/27/15 THEFT III 189781 LAWHEAD, CHELSEA ANN 05/25/15 D1-5 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 182905 LAWHEAD, IAN RUSSELL 12/26/14 E5-15 07/10/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 198620 LAWRENCE, SCOTT WILLIAM 05/27/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220364 LAWSON, BILLY TODD 11/25/14 G1-14 none set ROBBERY I 181810 LAWSON, GABRIEL SABEN 06/04/15 G2-13 none set THEFT III 221680 LEATHERMAN, JAY PATRICK 06/12/15 E2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 163865 LEE, TANNERD LYTLE 05/25/15 G1-9 none set BURGLARY II 212176 LEWIS, DALLAS JAMES 06/05/15 F1-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 221588 LEWIS, PATRICK E 03/24/15 G1-4 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218456 LEYVA-GONZALEZ, FRANCISC 01/30/15 W2D3-69 06/30/15 ASSAULT II 214319 LICKAR, ZACHARY TAYLOR 04/17/15 W2D3-BK8 none set BURGLARY-I 202032 LIEVEN, JOVAN 11/09/14 F1-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 192398 LINCOLN, JEREMY JAMES 04/10/15 G4D-D none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218169 LINDSEY, PAUL LEONO 04/23/15 F5-4 none set Since we are long overdue for another 6+ months of Crawford in jail maybe now he is still here we can talk about the serious things... what law books does he 'need'? Where can we escrow them? Funding his writing campaigns? prison funds for books, what kinds? something other than law books? Can he make weekly podcasts? Or can we setup a phone number to call with an answering machine? I think it needs to be a land line? While we are in summer, what about camping supplies? powdered creamer, and ketchup sachets?' Macbook chargers? Something to keep the maggots and worms out of his clothing? Remember he is incapable of supporting himself, and the prison industry fundamentally doesn't want him as he is too much of an aggravation. Raising money for bonds and parole is out of the question though. I think his BIL will keep his domains up for a year when he gets arrested again, although once he is inevitably put away for more than a year all his passwords, domains, porn, and source will be lost. I know he will never release oggfrog or warplife, so we don't need to have that discussion. thoughts? never look a gift horse in the mouth "I know how to use the sun to distill my own piss into water I can drink." Also, money is useless for food. so the creamer/ketchup bandit rides again. This time he's literally pissed. first get the source code which I found the Atari version here: http://www.atariarchives.org/speedscript/ch3.php Then you either translate the assembly into something modern, or emulate like this: https://github.com/charliesome/6502 But Im not a master debugger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was only 'ok' because we really had nothing. I used some horrible fucking POS Easy Working Writer as it had spellcheck. Then I imported this shit into GeoWrite, which then I printed on my OkiMate 10 the slowest fucking printer in the universe. Once I got a 286 with CGA and Windows 3.0 + MS Word it was a fucking miracle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1-2% brah they are the minority. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we are all going to die and lifefrog will have never shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Y'all gonna shit bricks next election demographics have shifted, TX is going blue again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you have have 3270? for access to the IBM sanctioned web? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The future is vinyl FLAC rips. no really, it's a thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep. CD's went all BASS to the MAX, and Vinyl stayed flat. So you can fuck around with it yourself as you play jr audio engineer, while CD's went all SONY BASS BOOST/Rapper's delight. I think 8TB disks are great for this, they don't have to be super fast, but for pulling off a FLAC it's more than enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me death always ruins a good day all we can do is be thankful for the time we had ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me early 90s? be thankful he hasnt QoS'd you down to 2kb/sec ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad news so it turns out that someone unknown to me added a feature to a shit program I had written years ago. apparently the guy gets bored while it's running so he did something crazy. he integrated libogg. it now plays music. it doesn't rip which I guess doesn't matter, in the last 10 years I managed to lose my CD's. And this laptop doesn't even have an optical drive. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sometimes you know the future is amazing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where can I download this magical player? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how dare you make yourself a part of her life!!!! you are only an accessory to be sommoned and dismissed at her will! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why would I want to witness the birth of my child and be there to support my wife in a time of great physical stress and danger? You know women die giving birth, even in the west right? I guess the 'good dads' are out at the races or out with another women. Weird dads like me were with their wives. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow are you always this fucked up? How do you have relationships with people? You make Crawford sound logical and sane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i would be offended to be pushed away but lets face it you know your opinion is contrary to the norm.so you post here expecting us to be against a contrary thing. Wow news @11 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No you didnt you came here to reherse this insanity. Before you drop this shell on him and to repare how he would react. You have no desire to hypotheticaly respect any wishes of a "husband" that would want to be there. You came here for confrontaion. And yes id be devestated to be pushed away. What are you really running from? Are you affraid he wont want to be with you after seeing you going through the whole thing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with no intention of shipping Just like oggfrog. 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And his applications speak for themselves! He has taught me hiw to sell apps, as he has capitalized on that market! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You forgot where he is a raging capatalist with his MANY successful companies! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know, right? http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/5/11/204616/438/34#34 Actually, No. I own two corporations. (none / 0) (#34) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Tue May 12, 2015 at 11:12:48 AM CCT I am staunchly pro-business. But I am not a fascist. Among the traits of fascist states, is that they regard themselves as pro-business. I quite commonly point out that small businesses create the most new jobs, but even so it is the large businesses that get attention from the politicians. There are many large businesses I'd be OK to work form, but fewer of them. View: Display: Sort: Rate? What is So Wrong, with Having a Moral Conscience? &pipe; 81 comments (81 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden) &pipe; Post A Comment that's not actually true (none / 0) (#38) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Tue May 12, 2015 at 12:13:13 PM CCT My IRS 1040 for 2000 reported $110,000.00 in taxable income. My highest hourly rate was $120.00. The highest salary I've earned as a regular employee - not through my own businesses - was $135,000.00. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's all OK though He's got a secret. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and for that he installed blastarbegone. LOL, can't take the heat! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me re-read it >JFK suggested that, before the sixties were out, it would be cool to drop a dozen men and a few dune buggies on the earth, abandon the motor vehicles but return the crew safely to earth. on the earth. MDC is suggesting we never went to the moon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cheap chinese windows tablets sub $100. or the $500 microsoft surface 3. go cheap, it's all shit anyways. Or do you want assdroid? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me From the other site the excessive use of video games and online pornography is pushing young men into a crisis of masculinity that leaves them bored at school, disinterested in human contact, and opting out of society. Bullshit. Kids are bored at school because schools have been redesigned into standardized testing mills that cater to the lowest common denominator through inadequate funding and overzealous administrators. Theyre 'disinterested in human contact' because every single friend and acquaintence is manifest immediately in this neat new tool called the internet, and its generally only a pocket away. Theyre not opting out of society, theyre opting out of your idea of society. two failed wars have left them with limbless parents and friends that sit in the basement and eat cold canned raviolis. An entire generation has been shunned from the labour market because the adults they trust squandered through greed and hubris the future of society. And things they dont care about like abortion, gay marriage bans, and contraception have suddenly and inexplicably become the only thing in the last decade theyre forced to care about. theyre opting out because your pepperidge farm andy roony wank fest does not exist while a world of perpetual debt under minimum wage absolutely does. regarding the 'decline' of men, aka the fall of western civ. http://games.slashdot.org/story/15/05/11/1414213/psychologist-porn-and-video-gam e-addiction-are-leading-to-masculinity-crisis holy shit are you for fucking real? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is apps for disposable numbers like uh burner. how do you not know how to computer? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you dont pay for the product you are the product. holy shit, non wonder every one of your businesses fail. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BEST app from the PDX start up weekend? It wasn't warp life, no not even bomb threats could make ogg life capture the crown, nor hijack their hearts. It was PDX Shelters. A dashboard to give you homeless shelter status, as far as availability. I shit you not. On Sunday evening a five-judge panel sifted through the blood, sweat and tears -- well, maybe not blood but definitely sweat, tears and sleep deprivation -- of more than 100 entrepreneurs as part of the latest Portland Startup Weekend event. Fourteen teams presented their ideas, MVPs (minimal viable product) and potential business models that were built over 54 hours of the event. Startup weekend is a series of global events, presented by the company Up Global, where would-be entrepreneurs pitch ideas to the group. Teams then form to try to validate those ideas and build a product. The top three teams move on to a global startup battle put on by Up Global. The big winner for the evening was an idea called PDX Shelter. http://www.bizjournals.com/portland/blog/2014/11/startup-weekend-portland-how-an -app-that-helps-the.html So the economy is so fucked, that there is an app to find which shelter you can go to, if at all. Yeah. green fucking shoots. No wonder so many young kids with their 100k+ student debt are over here teaching English. It's over America, fucking over. they pulled a RIM the world chaNGED. the largest cellphone demographic (teenage girls) demanded smart phones to share pictures to facebook and instagram, but neither BB or nokia were going to shift, as their tech demographic, (the elderly) dictated they wanted more buttons, and feature less phones, because that internet thing is such a fad. so no, Nokia was utterly doomed. And Symbian? LMFAO. give me a break. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Our little home grown terrorist http://twitter.com/MisterMarkup/status/196368916501626881 Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup #pdxsw My work writing Industrial Control Systems Software enables me to know how to cause huge explosions from the comfort of my own home 0 retweets 0 favorites Reply Retweet Favorite 3:42 PM - 28 Apr 2012 3:42 PM!!!! this means he was wide awake, and cognitive of what he wrote. His best defence... That wasn't what I tweeted $ (none / 0) (#11) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Sat May 09, 2015 at 07:29:12 AM CCT http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/5/7/11746/17161/11#11 WTF. Also 'own home'. LOLzzzzzzzz Once he split and left for Vancouver he fell completely and utterly apart. Although it was a marriage of connivence, he did love her. I mean look at this shit. They both take YEARS to do the most basic tasks. But she only wanted a green card, and once that was out of the question, that was it. Also cricket died. http://twitter.com/rippit/status/2868046813 Michael D Crawford @rippit 27 Jul 2009 My cat Cricket had Feline Infectious Peritonitis. It is an incurable virus infection. This evening I had her put down. I feel just awful. Back in 2009 he just was so much more in touch with sanity. http://twitter.com/rippit Now look at him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what will he do next he's the howard stern of k5, honestly who doesn't check back here to see what crazy shit he's going to do next, because you'd never believe it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looking for mentions of warp life and it's impending release and GPL announcement. Then I found his dead twitter account(s) and the meltdown from when he was making threats and shit.... It's google's fault. Before google I wouldn't even look. Worse, it's still there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you never play life? the sims 3 is the best doll house ever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me time is money though and the computer slave away 24x7 no vacations. just work ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like work FrogOS shipping soon would take care of that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 29 Apr 2012 Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 29 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll be placing my iOS App Warp Life (#warplife) under the GNU GPL. I have to do some things before I can release the code tonight 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 29 Apr 2012 #pdxsw #warplife is at http://www.dulcineatech.com/life/ The GPL source will demo some ways to make more reliable iOS Apps 0 retweets 0 favorites 3 years ago our hero made his famous bomb threats. And here we are. Just A FEW MORE THINGS! FEW MORE MORE THINGS JUST SUCK IT. Also the rest of the meltdown. Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll tell you that one would do well not to move a Search Engine Optimization Specialist to furious anger for nonsensical reasons 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll tell you that the United States Constitution's gurantee against self-incrimination does not apply to civil lawsuits 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll just say that my own personal experience with corruption in the Computer Industry goes back to my first real coding job in 1986 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'm very, very tired so I'll have to get back to you on what Sapiens Software has to do with the Portland Startup Weekend. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'm proud to say I myself designed and implemented the variable scoping rules as stated in Guy Steele's "Common Lisp" 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Eventually the product shipped and was actually, very, very popular for a while. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Eventually Bruno attracted some regular investors so those who didn't quit got paid. I was told they were Cocaine dealers 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw It was not long before Bruno realized I was just making that up. I couldn't get the cops to come. I was the only one to get paid 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw One of them pulled out a checkbook and covered the full amount of my payroll and all the overdraft fees 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I quietly and calmy explained to Bruno and his partner that if I didn't get paid RIGHT NOW a bunch of cops would seize their PCs 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I turned up at the office with a stern, angry look in my eye. Unable to find a loan shark Bruno just wrote us all hot payroll checks 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw "But that can't possibly happen! that was a payroll check." While a serious offense to write a hot paycheck, it's quite simple to do 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw First thing Monday morning I got a desperate call from my bank manager. That big Friday deposit that I already spent had just bounced 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I clebrated by spending the weekend blowing every penny of it all over Monterey and San Francisco Bays. There was lots more coming 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw This resulted in my working eighty hours per week for two solid weeks. Being paid hourly, that was the biggest paycheck of my life 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw We were all UC Santa Cruz students. Unable to explain their jobs to any of my colleagues, I just did all their work for them 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I was hired as a manager rather than a coder because Bruno thought I was better with people than computers, yet I was their very best coder 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw A briefcase full of cash, you see, that Bruno managed to score from some random stranger in a liquor joint. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I grew concerned when Bruno cheerfully told us all that when payroll came due he'd hit all the bars until he got a "short term loan" 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw One of the founders John Bruno Hare designed the software architecture and wrote the most difficult code. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Sapiens Software was the two founders' very first startup. While brilliant they were a couple of naive kids just like most of you. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw That first retail coding job in 1986 was an Artificial Intelligence called Sapiens Software Star Sapphire Common LISP. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Recall now that I aimed to earn the Nobel at first in Chemistry, then Physics because I hoped to benefit humanity in a profound way 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw You'll find great numbers of my essays in which I explain just how and why I regard the Computer Industry as fundamentally corrupt 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw But it is no mystery to me why it is so hard to actually close a signed contract with a client: just Google my full name. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw As I said I'm solicited several times a day to apply for coding gigs that pay well over $100.00 per hour. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My resume puts every last one of yours completely to shame. You could stun a bison with because I've done so many different things 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My degree is not in Computer Science but in Physics. Us Physicists take a profoundly fundamental viewpoint on everything 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I wrote my first computer program in 1976 and have been in the retail software business since 1986. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 It's not that the #pdxsw members don't have good product ideas, nor is there a shortage of fine coders, designers, marketers or salespeople 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 The instant I set foot in #pdxsw last night, it was plainly apparent to me that few if any of you have a clue how to make a startup prosper 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Every startup at #pdxsw will need a website. It is INCREDIBLY expensive to promote a new business through paid web advertising 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I have never been paid to perform Search Engine Optimization but am well known for effectively optimizing my own sites 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I desperately hoped to get to sleep when I got home just now, but the staff of #pdxsw made it clear that I have more writing to do. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Do not trifle with wizards, for we are subtle and quick to anger. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Ciao, Baby! 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw One Final Word then I'll leave you be. Please read "Every Engineer's Solemn Duty" at http://www.dulcineatech.com/ethics/whistle-blower.html ... 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'll be writing this whole sorry #pdxsw mess up at http://www.softwareproblem.net/ then blasting it all over the Internet. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'm sure that not just the #pdxsw staff but everyone that has anything to do with any of the Startup Weekends will be pleased to know that- 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw If you would like any manner of help on your product or website, or advice for your business: mike@dulcineatech.com (503) 928-7501 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 It has been made abundantly clear that if I set foot in #pdxsw again this weekend I will find myself behind bars. C'est la Vie. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I would love nothing more than to help you fine young ladies and gentlemen succeed beyond your wildest dreams at #pdxsw but unfortunately... 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 You folks at #pdxsw won't think what I've outlined at http://www.mistermarkup.com/ will outlast us all, but that's not all their is. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Which of the products developed at #pdxsw this weekend will still be in use a thousand years from now? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw When you are gone, what will you leave behind not for your children, your wife or your husband, but for Humanity? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw What are you here for? Why are you even doing this? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I close today as I opened last night: the book Don Quixote by Miguel Cervantes is of fundamental importance to me 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Some of my friends have a strange sense of humor. They blasted this all over the Internet. Now a Meth Kingpin knows I reported him. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I was absolutely NOT kidding when I told my Prosecutor that I'd take him to the Supreme Court. He promptly dismissed my case. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I fired my defense attorney, showed up in court with a huge stack of professional legal texts, and faltly rejected a plea bargain. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw The State Pen is no big deal. Had the British ever caught Roger Sherman, he wouldn't have been shot or hung but burned at the stake 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My Bad Attitude goes way back: one ancestor of mine signed the US Declaration of Independence, two were Civil War Commanding Generals 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 No doubt every last one of you heard me shouting at the #pdxsw staff this morning. I was facing state prison over Corporal Zimmerman. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Corporal Zimmerman didn't give a damn that a drug informant was mown down by a machine gun because it wasn't his jurisdiction! 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I was prosecuted for harrassing VPD Corporal Greg Zimmerman for attempting to report a gruesome murder that a friend witnessed 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 That happens all the damn time, #pdxsw I just spent a month in the downtown Vancouver slammer on $50,000 bail charged with a Class C Felony 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Pointing out to the #pdxsw staff that our event's purpose was far more important than its structure led to me being thrown out by the police 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw This is to illustrate that simply to point out The Software Problem to the wrong people might lead them to open fire on you with guns 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I regard the #Occupy movement, Arab Spring, protests against Putin in Russia all as being attempts to Solve the Software Problem. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I am CONVINCED that VTS will one day drop a pickup truck on one of that plant's workers, making a widow of his wife instantly 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Just one single copy of Trihedral's VTS HMI/SCADA package controls a giant robotic automobile assembly plant. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw It shouldn't be that way but it is. I resigned in protest from Trihedral Engineering because they refused to fix their shoddy code. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw It's called Human Machine Interface / Supervisory Control And Data Acquisition Software. I myself could decimate our infrastructure! 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My work writing Industrial Control Systems Software enables me to know how to cause huge explosions from the comfort of my own home 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw it would have been trivially easy to prevent the gruesome deaths of seventeen astronauts aboard the Apollo I, Columbia and Challenger 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Most regard the symptoms of Madness as hallucinations, mania etc. I regard them as engineering design flaws that get people killed 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw we've been trying to find a way to cure Madness since The Dawn of Humanity. I won't Solve that Problem myself. I just document it. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw a Psychiatrist diagnosed Josef Stalin as a "Classic Paranoid". Three days later that shrink died of poisoning. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw to point out reality to one who lives in a world of delusion often leads the delusional person to extreme reactions as furious anger 0 retweets 1 favorite 1 Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw he greatest obstacle to recovery is that a phenomenon known as "Anosognosia" leads one to be incapable of knowing one is ill 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw the clinical community has long established that only one in ten of the mentally ill receive treatment during their entire lives 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw it's commonly thought that mental illness is rare, just about always crippling. In reality mental illness is common, most doing well 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Most would despair, give up in frustration or feel forced to accept this willful irrationality. But #pdxsw as a scientist, I seek the cause 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I puzzled over this for quite some time. Not failure but REFUSAL to Solve the Software Problem leads to endless human misery. Why, #pdxsw ? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 But #pdxsw, my sorry experience is that The Software Problem does not want to be Solved. Simply to point it out leads most to shout at me. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, then "Purely technical solutions fail to effect truly meaningful and lasting change." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, http://www.softwareproblem.net/ points out "Software failure is fundamentally a human problem, not a technical one." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 We made no sense to each other: the #pdxsw staff fixated on our STRUCTURE like a pit bull on a pork roast, with no regard for our PURPOSE 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I replied "The PURPOSE of #pdxsw is to start successful companies. If I joined a team only that team would benefit. I aim to help everyone." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 They quite sternly and bluntly asserted "The structure of #pdxsw is to divide into teams. Join a team then help that one team." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 But when I explained my plan to the #pdxsw staff this morning they got really angry about it and flatly refused to give me any peace 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Several #pdxsw members who discussed this with me last night were wildly enthusiastic. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I view the #pdxsw goal as the creation of successful new businesses, so I set into helping all to achieve that before the vote even started 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I now call humanity's senseless, often destructive irrationality "The Software Problem": http://www.softwareproblem.net/ The #pdxsw staff has it bad 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, I often find that few people make ANY sense to me. Some despair, others bear it. But as a scientist I sought the common thread. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Often one fundamental principal governs many apparently unrelated things. #pdxsw, you will succeed if you find such principles. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, one fundamental task for the scientist is to seek out phenomena that make no sense then find some rational explanation for them 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I now feel that of far more benefit to all than putting Warp Life in the App Store would be to release its source. #pdxsw would get it first 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 While maddening to figure out, I now know many ways to achieve completely reliable iOS Apps. I aimed to teach those to ALL the #pdxsw teams 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I've been coding Warp Life for two years. I never meant to charge for it, but just to learn iOS coding and demonstrate my chops to clients. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 If Adobe, Skype and even Apple can't get the crashes out of their iOS Apps, can #pdxsw debug theirs over the weekend? No. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, the end-user reviews at the App Store. Set the display to show the Most Negative ones first. Most Apps have crashes and data loss 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, Cocoa Touch & Objective-C are deceptive: it's easy to write a simple iOS App but INCREDIBLY hard to get an interesting one right. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 After the vote at #pdxsw I felt I could do the most good by writing down stuff that's crucial for new business but that none of you know. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, you're all fine folks with great product ideas but most of you are young and PROFOUNDLY naive. Don't make the same mistakes I did. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I turn down $$$ coding gigs every day so I can write down what I had to learn the hard way so others, like #pdxsw, can learn the easy way. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I spend most of my time walking around Portland & Vancouver seeking those in despair, getting them help, food & shelter. Why then @pdxsw? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, In '87-'88 volunteered on the phone hotline for The Suicide Prevention Service of Santa Cruz County CA. I never needed to call 911. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, I sought the Nobel Prize. First Chemistry then Astronomy then Physics. I love Science but Academia Sucks Rocks. I code instead. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Last night I brought to #pdxsw a canvas bag with as many technical books as I could carry, that you could keep as long as you needed. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Working to benefit humanity is one of my most fundamental values. I aim to give #pdxsw the benefit of my extensive experience. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'm quite serious in asking #pdxsw about what we would leave behind for humanity, and what Apps would still be used in a thousand years. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'm the guy with the suit and the polka dot tie. I apologize for my inept #pdxsw pitch but my web server died. I got no sleep as I fixed it. over 150 that day then silence. I remember he had these sexual fantasies of breaking into that womans house, and was testing the locks then he was arrested before he could flee to mexico. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all from the same day its no wonder he doesn't TWAT anymore, 150chars is too small for Crawford to adequately explain in painful detail that his father was in the NAVY, and that contrary to the constant posts about shipping FroggLife, he never had any intention to do so, because he's a liar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me later today? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol http://twitter.com/MisterMarkup/status/196368916501626881 #pdxsw My work writing Industrial Control Systems Software enables me to know how to cause huge explosions from the comfort of my own home ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine you want crawford? ill give it to you ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 80% as good as IV? this, that sounds fucking amazing. I'd say I was 0.0000001% good as any repetative stress training video, I dont know what the fuck it was, but it sure wasn't a star wars. II was only marginally better, and 3? wtf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shut your whore mouth iv,and v were the results of others having control. Ewoks were a warning we all ignored, but lucas ran wild without his wife to bitch slap him down. have you not seen the outtakes of iv, that made star wars into another american graphiti? Lucas is a hack, JJ will deliver satasfying action with a clone vader for luke to kill and fall to the dark side. Not lucas's vision of tade deals, and people sitting on couches. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that he is a fucking hack and his wife, the excellent editor cut out his bullshit, and delivered a great film from a steaming heap of bullshit. yep it's in there all right. Lucas has no fucking vision, his 'other' films sure tell the tale. Look at this helping of shit. 1999 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (written by) 1999 The Dark Redemption (Short) (creator) 1997 Troops (Short) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Yoda Stories (Video Game) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Droids - The Pirates and the Prince (Video) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Droids - Treasure of the Hidden Planet (Video) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Ewoks - Tales from the Endor Woods (Video) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Ewoks - The Haunted Village (Video) (characters) 1996 Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire (Video Game) (story) 1995 The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Attack of the Hawkmen (TV Movie) (characters) 1995 The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Treasure of the Peacock's Eye (TV Movie) (characters - uncredited) 1994 Radioland Murders (story) 1994 Young Indiana Jones and the Instruments of Chaos (Video Game) (characters) 1993 Star Wars: Rebel Assault (Video Game) (characters) 1993 Star Wars Chess (Video Game) (characters) The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series) (story - 18 episodes, 1992 - 1993) (based on a story by - 1 episode, 1992) Florence, May 1908 (1993) ... (story) Vienna, November 1908 (1993) ... (story) Peking, March 1910 (1993) ... (story) Benares, January 1910 (1993) ... (story) Young Indiana Jones and the Phantom Train of Doom (1993) ... (story) Show all 19 episodes 1992 Indiana Jed (Video) (stories) 1992 Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (Video Game) (characters) 1991 Star Wars (Video Game) (characters and universe) 1989 Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation (Video) (story) 1989 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (characters) / (story) 1988 Star Wars (Video Game) (story and screenplay) 1988 Willow (story) 1986 Captain EO (Short) (screenplay) 1986 The Great Heep (TV Movie) (characters) 1985 Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (TV Movie) (story) 1985 Droids (TV Series) (characters) 1985 Ewoks (TV Series) (characters) 1984 The Ewok Adventure (TV Movie) (story) 1984 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (story) 1983 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (screenplay) / (story) And what year did get get divorced? 1983. I also see Howard the Duck absent from this list, even that shit wants nothing to do with his abject failure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me PSA Foobar 2000 v1.3.8 runs fine on wine on OS X. No really, it's fantastic. I want to get one of those gold macbook's but its 3-5 weeks shipping!!!!!!!! I dont like watches I dont get this fad at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok tiffany ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me got to keep the slaves scared so they can start another war to secure that oil, and fuck the russians. pipelines, yo ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me android 5.1 anyone else got it? its much faster than 4... but so basic looking Still 32 bit. Guess i have the wrong cpu oh shit the uk is like 10 years behind the us, do you even have feature phones? Hong kong is behind the uk ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when I left freedumb land I was paying $145 a month for a verizon iphone 4. unlimited though. Here, I pay $225 for 4g unlimited, and I use a Sony Z1. Oh that's $225 HKD or 19.010 British Pounds, or 29.02 US Dollars. So yeah I bet you pay way more. Also I get 4 bars, and it's fast as shit. And no I dont have the china firewall. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah americans get reamed for phones internet, tv and such. 10 gig is $95 USD before taxes right now. http://www.verizonwireless.com/vzw/browse/plan/planListing.jsp?_requestid=162138 It's fucking crazy. OF course that is BYOP so yeah. How's that for fucking crazy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me frogg phone or ogg phone was the correct answer. Sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The religion of peace hits a speedbump in Texas http://abcnews.go.com/US/gunmen-killed-community-center-hosting-draw-prophet-sho w/story?id=30777312 LOL they go to shoot up people drawing cartoons, but get killed themselves queue the muslim apologists, it's just a religion of peace. probably a victim disarmament zone so they had securitay take them out. no doubt armed guards are racist against peaceful thugs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep it's all over. cpu's in your flash can hot load code as they see your kernel whizzing by. You can't trust anything. Your keyboard, ethernet, disks, GPU .. everything can spy on you. Even these new ethernet cards with offloading can do so much more. I guess the only solution is to get a 486. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh you don't get it, it's not about autorun. the keyboard can have it's own cpu, wifi, or hell even a cell modem, and literally report back every keystroke. Your video cable could be doing the same. There is no protection, but rather trying to fall back to 80's devices that you know aren't backdoored. SO welcome, back to OS/2 because I doubt you'd survive a few hours in a single tasking version of MS-DOS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Serious Road Blocks Warp Life is not only a fun and interesting game that anyone may enjoy, but truly a useful tool to the Computer Scientists who perform original research into Cellular Automata Algorithms. Based on our presently known bugs, the work that we know remains to be peformed as well as Apple's written App Store Approval Policy, we expect Warp Life to be available at the App Store by the end of October 2013, by the end of November at the very latest. Warp Life for Android Early prototype development of Warp Life for Android Mobile Devices such as the HTC phones and Samsung Galaxy commenced recently, with free download from the Google Play store targeted for late Summer 2014. While every Deity hath the Insight to Fortell the Future, Even G-d Almighty Himself Possesseth Not the Power to Undo the Past. LOL considering he cant computer he just doesn't give a fuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I really dont know either or how he can publiclly announce warped life, and a simple search shows it's been 5+ years in the making. Or the implosion of dulcineatech.com, and all his bla bla for humanity crap. He's just a cargo cult guy now, from 1993. Which is sad, as even 1997 tech kicks his ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not a serious life researcher I can't listen to ogg files either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if anyone I'd bet captain CGA KNARR it'd seem his modus operaendai ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like you need different reddits may I suggest: /r/grumpyoldmen /r/imbored /r/writingprompts /r/os2 /r/retrocomputing /r/retrobattlestations /r/michaeldavidcrawford /r/warplife /r/oggfrog ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me impossibru! they ship ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me welcome to 2007 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me credibility you aint got it, herr mirko i am absolutleky .. without capslock also fuck you too merkel fucking east german commie bitch we all know you talk to poutin in russian fuck you mirkel diariazing for the win, huh just teying to win mumbles game, huh? yeah i know i think the best part of mdc is that he is incapable of anything trivial. Where mumble is real. Also i miss 0xc0000005 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i have a secret lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome I forgot how the out of order ATM warrented a Secret Service panic call @4am. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just for blastar I can feel the comic nerd rage boiling http://www.salon.com/2015/03/24/the_new_gamergate_angry_white_men_are_trying_to_ shut_down_diverse_comics/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm _campaign=zergnet_455801 The new Gamergate: Angry white men are trying to shut down diverse comics Female Thor and Muslim Ms. Marvel are saving the comic book industry, and the misogynist trolls are pissed MATT BINDER I like how 'matt' cites himself. LMFAO Right-wing parasites, misogynist Men's Rights activists, and opportunistic grifters who so desperately latched onto Gamergate are on the prowl again. As the culture war within the video game community continues to lose steam from its peak at the end of 2014, the conservative heroes of the anti-feminist movement are desperately looking to continue their fight against the so-called social justice warriors. And they'll gladly suck the life out of any geek culture they find viable, if it means battling progressives. Their new target? Comic books. Comic books are in the midst of a bit of a renaissance. Yes, the struggling industry is certainly helped by a never-ending parade of box office smash superhero franchises, but the comic book medium itself is working toward sustained survival through diversity. Black heroes, Latino heroes, Muslim heroes, women heroes -- the new face of comics don't only appeal to the aging, primarily-white male comic book base. As we're now seeing, these diverse heroes' ability to attract new audiences are quite literally helping save the comic book industry for everyone. But conservative vultures don't care about that -- they smell blood in the water. As the culture wars seep further into geek subcultures, they circle a loud subset of geeks, those ignorant fanboys who feel that merely introducing diverse characters into their video games or comic books declares an all-out war on their whiteness and manhood. And these leeches care not about the art of comic books or video games, but what they need to say and do in order to transform angry nerds into brainwashed angry conservative nerds that deliver page views to their websites. Of all the bloodsucking culture war hustlers, perhaps none come close to approaching Breitbart's Milo Yiannopoulos when it comes to ludicrous attempts at manufacturing controversy within the geek world. Like many of the right-wing reactionaries, Milo is clueless about video games and cares even less about comics. How do I know? Milo has outright shown pure disdain for the gaming community he was trying to win over, of course, before he realized there was market potential waiting to be tapped. And he's been caught doing it for the comic book audience too. While the new, diverse comic book heroes all seem to have pissed off their fair share of crybaby reactionaries, none has drawn the ire of the Internet assholes quite like the new Thor. Their favorite musclebound alpha male has been substituted -- by a woman. And with that, the vultures swoop in. In an article for Breitbart titled "Female Thor Is What Happens When Progressive Hand-Wringing and Misandry Ruin a Cherished Art-Form," Milo opines about the new "gender swapped" Thor. He complains about how comic writers are being forced to push forth this progressive narrative, forced to transform male characters into females. This, of course, will ruin comic books forever! The only problem with Yiannopoulos' article is the entire thing. There's no "gender swapping" in the new Thor. The man known as Thor, the son of Odin, is in the new comic book series. He hasn't been "replaced." He exists. In the story line, Thor becomes unworthy of wielding Mjlnir, his hammer. An unknown woman -- a completely original character separate from the man formerly known as Thor -- lifts the hammer and becomes the new Thor. The woman is now Thor. The fact that a woman playing Thor would cause such outrage, when even a frog is able to take up the title of Thor sans controversy, is absurd. Once the fact that the son of Odin is actually in the comic series alongside the new Thor and that this is an integral part of the story -- which Yiannopoulos clearly did not read -- haters usually resort to attacking how a woman as Thor goes against Norse mythology. But, while Marvel's Thor is based on Norse myth Thor, they are not one in the same. Norse myth Thor also, unlike Marvel's Thor, does not speak English, did not originate inside the body of a med student named Donald Blake or join up with a genetically modified American patriot, an eccentric billionaire with an iron suit, and a giant green monster to form a superhero super group. Making its way around the Internet is this panel from Thor No. 5 -- which totally irks the anti-feminist set -- in which Thor punches a creep for "saying feminist like it's a four-letter word." Their complaint is that the new Thor's dialogue is bad -- in these panels that were actually written as a response to their underlying complaint about a strong lead feminist woman showing up in "their" comics. The dialogue is bad compared to what? Male Thor's long history of cringeworthy lines? If this all sounds preposterous, wait until you hear what Milo actually cops to getting wrong in his comic book article. In a correction tucked away at the bottom of the page, Yiannopoulos explains that no, the new Spider-Man Miles Morales is, in fact, not bisexual, as he claimed in his post -- he is biracial. Oops! But one thing you won't find in Yiannopoulos' corrections is the entire paragraph he omitted when it was pointed out to him that the data he was presenting actually proves his entire point wrong -- an entire section of the article, still wrongly being parroted by the brainwashed reactionaries, removed with no note or correction. (Milo's ethics-senses not tingling?) The data this Breitbart buffoon so ethically removed were the over-the-counter sales numbers of the new Thor comic as reported by comic book distributer Diamond Comics. Milo pointed out that "sales of the Thor comics plunged from 150,682 to 69,497." But of course they did and, no, it's not because new Thor is a woman -- he's comparing issue No. 1 of the new Thor to issue No. 4 of the same series. In the comic industry, No. 1's of any series always sell more and then dip after. This is due to a multitude of reasons, ranging from collectors who buy first issues to readers who simply want to try out a new series. The real data to analyze would be how the new Thor is selling in comparison to the previous series featuring the male Thor. When looking at the sales figures for the previous Thor Series, Thor: God of Thunder, you'll find it debuted with 110,443 sold and dropped to 50,478 sold by issue No. 4. When comparing the numbers, you'll find that the new Thor series, the one starring a feminist woman, is outselling the previous Thor series. The new Thor's numbers hold strong too, as the new Thor series finds itself consistently in the top 10 comic sales each month. The most recent issue, the one with the feminist dialogue that caused mass hysteria online among the right wingers, saw no drop in sales from the issue before it. By Odin's beard, the new Thor has found her audience and it's greater than the old, male Thors. This doesn't end with Thor. Marvel's All-New Captain America is one of the more recent comic book series that has caused angry baby fanboys to wet their diapers. Why's that? This Captain America is black. (I don't recall anyone complaining when Captain America's white sidekick Bucky became the Cap.) The cause for this outcry, according to these most-definitely-comic-book-reading complainers, is that Captain American is only black for the sake of diversity. "Marvel should just give this black guy his own superhero identity!" Except, if you actually read the comic, you'd know this black superhero is his "own" superhero. At the request of an elderly Steve Rodgers, the original Captain America, Sam Wilson, better known as Falcon, takes up the red, white and blue shield. Heck, this isn't even the first time a black man has taken up the Captain America moniker. One of the most popular new Marvel series stars Kamala Khan, a Muslim teen who becomes the new Ms. Marvel. The series has received critical acclaim from longtime comic book fans and new readers alike, yet some hope this "social justice warrior" comic will fail. In January 2015, the anti-diversity crusaders thought they found reason to celebrate: Ms. Marvel did not break the top 100 comic sales for the month. The surprise hit series wasn't expected to make it past issue 7. Was the anti-diversity crowd right in saying these comics would turn away their "real audience," a mostly white male customer base, and fail? No. The reason Ms. Marvel wasn't on January's top over-the-counter comic store sales list was because there wasn't a new Ms. Marvel issue released in that month. We're talking about a new comic book hero who is so popular, her first issue received a seventh printing -- that's an accomplishment usually reserved for major titles like X-Men, Spider-man, and Batman. And while Marvel doesn't release hard digital sales data, they have gone on the record stating that Ms. Marvel is their No. 1 digital seller, even outselling those classic comic mainstays like the X-Men. A common tactic used by right-wingers is the call to "stop politicizing everything" -- while at the same time trying to push forth their own political agenda in the culture wars, of course. Keeping politics out of any art form is laughable, but there is a certain extra level of hilarity in attempting to do so with one that already has a long history of social justice. (One of the most successful comic book series is literally called the Justice League, after all.) And no, social justice warriors have not developed a form of time travel just to break into DC Comics HQ and edit an issue of Green Lantern -- these are actual panels from an actual Green Lantern co-starring Green Arrow comic from April 1970 addressing racial justice head-on. Most recently this vile new culture war movement found controversy in the cancellation of a variant, or alternate, cover for DC Comics' Batgirl. The cover, featuring the Joker holding a fearful Batgirl captive, caused a debate within the comic community. Many whom the right wing would call "social justice warriors" found the cover to be disturbing and not fitting of the tone of the current series. The cover artist and DC ultimately decided to cancel the cover. The right-wing reactionaries and anti-feminists pounced on the news. Working against them, however, was the fact that some of these SJWs taking up arms against the cover were actually the writers for the Batgirl series themselves. As the new culture wars wage on, get used to the right-wing grifters and their failed attempts to co-opt. Until next time, true believers. a woman? you mean a white man. SJW's never attack their own. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear that america has another riot underway something about new jordan shoes. LOL empire in decline. hurray, not that gay who is coldandhungry? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im number 3 means i need to step up my faggotry ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cremation makes them harder to desecrate but easier to drink ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it a disease? are millions dying? Dont get.me excited for nothing ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sell that as the service. Word is frogg hosting is still operational. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me boom that chick flying across the hood was awesome.. reminds me why I always look both ways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SINCE NEITHER CRAWFORD CAN GOOGLE JESUS CHRIST. http://www.floodgap.com/software/tenfourfox/ SHOULD I TELL HIM ABOUT THE CERTIFICATE MANAGER? I BET YOU CAN EXPORT THOSE NEW CA'S FROM A NEW MACHINE, AND IMPORT THEM INTO AN OLD ONE. BUT OUR RESIDENT COMPUTER EXPERT DEBUGGER WHO CANNOT COMPUTER CANNOT EVEN BEGIN THIS SIMPLE TASK. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Okay great, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you sir? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so all the steam people have their tits in a twist about people selling mods on steam. fuck if you wanted to be a programmer, then write mods for games, you only have to worry about one thing, not the entire shabang. or is it shebang. anyways that is the future. apps and mods. silly me playing KSP you know where the mods are programmed c# objects to plug into unity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meh I guess Ive been busy playing with mods you program. In c#. but with mono as everyone wants to run on linux, and provide a mediocre .net support ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah just saw that ill give him credit for stepping in directly, and not letting anyone else handle it. I bet the /r/gaben people are having a meltdown though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL [-]GabeNewellBellevue CONFIRMED VALVE CEO[F,S] -960 points 2 hours ago Actually money is how the community steers work. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [-]one_long_year 1228 points 2 hours ago*x5 Funny, the community successfully steered modding work in Elder Scrolls for about ten fucking years with nothing but goodwill and thanks, before you guys got involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me keep writing ok this is a long as rant, but it's cohesive, and makes sense. no fathers in the navy, no aunt peggy, and no five years doing a hello world style app that still doesn't work. programming is now a 3rd world job. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me feminists like Del Griffith lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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It wont pass traffic for 15-30 seconds. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS You want to set your bridge to portfast or whatever the teenagers @ linux.org call it today, so it'll pass traffic immediately. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it does it by default that is how bridges work to prevent loops. Since you (hopefully) dont have a loop, drop the listen/learn time to zero or 1 second. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only he'd open the DB. or update the fucking poll. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I already have Ultron it's even got pdf reader. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enjoy prision. OBJECTIVE OF CONFAB: The objective of the session is to put us in the best position possible to make a decision as to whether we should proceed to the next steps in seeking site blocking in the US. * The first step is a pre-phase in which we will get prepared and try to create a more favorable environment for site blocking. This would involve multiple parallel tracks. Without attempting to be exhaustive, those tracks include: * Outreach to respected technologists to begin to forge agreement on technical facts and site blocking efficacy -- and, where possible, garner policy support for site blocking (or at least dampen opposition to it). * Continued research and record building on the effectiveness of site blocking. * Outreach to academics, think tanks and other third parties to foster the publication of research papers, white papers and other articles that tell the positive story of site blocking: e.g., it is commonplace around the world and working smoothly; it has not broken the internet; it is not incompatible with DNSSEC; it is effective; legitimate sites/content have not been blocked; etc. * Building the record (and telling the story) that the sorts of sites at issue are dangerous. It is not just copyright infringement. Kids are one-click away from identity theft, graphic porn, malware, etc. Parent groups, consumer protection groups and other third parties can be cultivated to speak out against such predatory sites. * Telling the positive story of the widespread availability of legitimate content. * At the right time, we would quietly approach ISPs with which we have good relationships and which we believe might consider cooperating with us to test US site blocking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is how the internet dies not by pulling the plug, but a chinese style death by a thousand cuts. free discourse is a threat to dictatorships. Now think how does this apply to the MPAA. Enjoy prison for sites like: Google YouTube Wikipedia youporn We are looking forward to seeing everyone on October 8th for the Site Blocking Confab. This email, and its attachments, will provide background and logistical information. DETAILS: Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2014 Breakfast from 8am PT Program from 8:30am to 12:30pm PT MPAA Sherman Oaks Office AGENDA: Attached. BACKGROUND MATERIALS: Attached. Please keep confidential and do not forward. 1. Background on and analysis of technical issues and related policy considerations. This was previously circulated with the initial legal analysis as Attachment D. 2. Analysis of site blocking efficacy. This was previously circulated with the initial legal analysis as Attachment E. 3. Reference list of site blocking related research. 4. One-pager on other possible antipiracy measures. ATTENDEES: Fox Gary Roberts Ron Wheeler Hanno Basse Disney Alan Braverman Jonathan Whitehead Troy Dow Mark Arana NBCUniversal Maren Christensen Steve Kang Braxton Perkins Paramount/Viacom Rebecca Prentice Michael Fricklas Stanley Pierre-Louis Stacey Dansky Sony Aimee Wolfson Spencer Stephens Sean Jaquez Warner Bros. John Rogovin Jeremy Williams Dean Marks David Kaplan If our list of attendees is incorrect or incomplete, please let us know asap. In addition to our in-house experts -- John McCoskey and Alex Deacon (technology) and Julia Jenks (research) -- we will be joined by several outside technical experts: Jason Livingood (senior Comcast engineer), Joe Touch (CV attached), Michael Walsh (CV attached), and Kelly Truelove. Additionally, we have asked an outside statistician, Dr. Richard Waterman (Wharton School), to review the available efficacy studies and data, and offer his views as to what we can fairly conclude about site blocking from the body of available research. (Dr. Waterman cannot join us in LA, but we will be able to convey his thoughts.) OBJECTIVE OF CONFAB: The objective of the session is to put us in the best position possible to make a decision as to whether we should proceed to the next steps in seeking site blocking in the US. * The first step is a pre-phase in which we will get prepared and try to create a more favorable environment for site blocking. This would involve multiple parallel tracks. Without attempting to be exhaustive, those tracks include: * Outreach to respected technologists to begin to forge agreement on technical facts and site blocking efficacy -- and, where possible, garner policy support for site blocking (or at least dampen opposition to it). * Continued research and record building on the effectiveness of site blocking. * Outreach to academics, think tanks and other third parties to foster the publication of research papers, white papers and other articles that tell the positive story of site blocking: e.g., it is commonplace around the world and working smoothly; it has not broken the internet; it is not incompatible with DNSSEC; it is effective; legitimate sites/content have not been blocked; etc. * Building the record (and telling the story) that the sorts of sites at issue are dangerous. It is not just copyright infringement. Kids are one-click away from identity theft, graphic porn, malware, etc. Parent groups, consumer protection groups and other third parties can be cultivated to speak out against such predatory sites. * Telling the positive story of the widespread availability of legitimate content. * At the right time, we would quietly approach ISPs with which we have good relationships and which we believe might consider cooperating with us to test US site blocking. If any US ISPs are prepared to cooperate -- and we can create a track record of effective site blocking in the US -- the environment for US site blocking more broadly will become significantly more favorable. We do not need to decide in advance how to proceed if no US ISP is prepared to work with us cooperatively. We recommend that we cross that bridge only if and when we need to, in context of the landscape we face at that point in time. - - - - - - We look forward to a productive session. Let us know if you have any questions. SBF ------------------------------------------ [cid:2C542DC0-B90E-4A61-BE50-AFD959E325F0] Steven B. Fabrizio Senior Executive Vice President & Global General Counsel Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. 1600 Eye Street, N.W. Washington, DC 20006 202-378-9120 direct 703-307-7125 cell Steven_Fabrizio@mpaa.org<mailto:Steven_Fabrizio@mpaa.org> Kind of hard when the censors own the wires. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it was in there to permit only lawful content and guess who gets to decide what is lawful.. fucking idiots and their fucking netflix fucked the internet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Apparently he's got a new secret so the arrest timeline is moving up to 3 weeks until incarceration. maybe he will get 3 years this time ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought that was California which is why he isnt there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no it is where mom is. Aka the last person who will take him in. I pitty momma Crawford. She cant forg warp or ogg life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me considering he cant computer he should fall back on the music thing. Then again all he did was play scales, and write endlessly about it. jesus i need an opus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The robot Daggit was such a shit and that fucking kid. groan Even in the 70's I hated that shit. WTF was that kid doing there, I didn't give a fuck about kid problems I wanted adults with star casinos, star cigars, star hookers, and motherfucking star wars! not space kids, with space problems and space dogs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and they fucked up in the 70s, kids wanted to be adults. We wanted grown up adventure. Not to relate to some boring kid who read lines like that starwars 1 kid, and his shitty robot dog/bear. So instead they alienated kids and adults. Boom then it died. Funnu, starwars 4 had no children, and kids koved it. How the fuck Lucas misses this just shows he didnt write, edit or produce Star Wars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Man From U.N.C.L.E. ?? Isn't that target audience like fucking dead? The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is an American television series broadcast on NBC from September 22, 1964, to January 15, 1968. What fucking moron greenlit this one? Does this mean a "I dream of Genie" movie is coming soon? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he said the audio was unintelligble I wanted to fix it, but then he ran away. I suspect it'll see a release date AFTER the much vaulted Frogg Life, and Warp Frogg. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with enough shots a good editor can pull it out ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's autocorrect they mean the fool stack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait its a real thing? fuck gen x in hiring positions with their 3 tiered web apps, trying to live and die in the OSI stack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me never go full retard. sweet monkey jesus ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great some dog fucker time to remind them about the rape of nagking, and all about their war crimes. Then suggest the Volkswagen merhid, because, you know Hitler. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me every day on tv radio, and news papers we are reminded of what they did. EVERY SINGLE DAY. They must be punished. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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Select the Security icon/tab at the top on the window. Check the Enable Javascript checkbox. Close the window to save your changes. Finally, Refresh your browser. Chrome (Windows) Select Customize and control Google Chrome (wrench Icon) to the right of the address bar. From the drop-down menu, select Options. Select the Under the Hood tab at the top of the window. Under the Privacy heading, select the Content settings button. On the left, under the features heading, select JavaScript. Select the Allow all sites to run JavaScript radio button. Finally, close both preference windows, and refresh the browser. Chrome (MAC) Select the Chrome menu item from the Apple/System bar at the top of the screen. From the drop-down menu, select Options. Select the Under the Hood tab at the top of the window. Under the Privacy heading, select the Content settings button. On the left, under the features heading, select JavaScript. Select the Allow all sites to run JavaScript radio button. Finally, close both preference windows, and refresh the browser. Mozilla 1.X Select Preferences from the Edit menu. Click the arrow next to Advanced. Click Scripts & Plugins. Check Navigator beneath "Enable Javascript for". Click OK. Finally, Refresh your browser. AOL 7.0 and above Select Preferences from the Settings menu. Click Internet Properties (WWW) under Organization. Click the Security tab. Check the Custom Level button. Scroll down to locate Scripting. For Active Scripting click Enable. Click OK, and then OK again to close all dialogs. Close the Preferences window, and then Reload the page. five days late? it wont matter the test wont work for another few weeks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah dollars to doughnuts she's just trolling you. All that she has demonstrated is that she only comes here whrn she has run out of entertainment options. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me considering you dont want kids i always thought you were sterilized. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me suffer through hot tub time machine and tell me about being bored. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me diz iz vrei irtiatng i tuk teh advc of teh jalbreakng flkz dat i sohudl chng teh rut psaswrod of mi pohn, tehn pormplt frgt teh new one. however i cna us cdia tu isntla a guy txet eidtro tahn eidt mi psaswrod fil. hwever it cstz $4.99. i'd b k wtih dat but i dnt hev $4.99 dat i cna us tu pai online. however i mght b abl tu gesz mi psaswrod. but i fnid dat strabukz friewlaz dveizc in itz caf frum ecah othr. i dnt thnk i cna log in via mi usb cbal az 1 cna wtih andrid. I have two wifi routers. They are both in my storage shed, which I can get to but is a PITA. I can go to some other wifi spot that doesn't have asuch a sophisticated firewall, so really I'm just whinging. If I can't reset my root password I can reflash my firmware. fuck y hev 2 wfiy rtrz. tehi ar btoh in mi sotrga sehd, wich i cna get tu but iz a pta. cna go tu soem othr wfiy sopt dat dsn't hev asch a sophistikatet frewal, so rali i'm jsut whinging. if i cn't rset mi rut psaswrod i cna rflsh mi frmwar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. very ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so I looked at voat fucking purple triangles, faggots no really the logo is a purple fucking triangle. news history, and more important revisionist history. The future isn't written, and the past will be edited to fit the current world view. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me larger problem was cpu and price amiga 1000 $1295 68000 7Mhz amiga 500 $595.95 68000 7Mhz amiga 2000 $2,195 68000 7Mhz amiga 2500 $3,895 68020 25Mhz amiga 500+ $595.95 68000 7Mhz amiga 3000 $3,379 68030 16Mhz amiga 3000T $4498 68030 25Mhz amiga 600 399 68000 7Mhz amgia 600HD 499 68000 7Mhz amiga 1200 $599 68020 14Mhz amiga 4000 $3,699 68040 25Mhz Can you see a problem? too many 68000's and honestly it was Taiwan that killed Amiga, Atari and Apple. None of them were going to license their roms to Taiwan, there were no clone boards, no DIY. Really it's more like 700,000 people bought 4 amigas. The low end suffered shit expansion, while in 1994 a shitty XT could be pimped out with SVGA and a SB. And hell, back in '92, I scored a 80286 12Mhz board for $30. Microsoft had their OEM bundling, and $50 for MS-DOS, then $99 for MS-DOS + Windows was simply too good to turn down. After the years, I can see IBM fucked OS/2 up by preventing MS from putting Windows over OS/2, so instead they coopted OS/2 3.0 aka Windows NT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DOOM Amiga being woefully underpowered really showed when doom came out. the amiga chipset and it's hw blit couldn't do 256 colours at that speed. And while everyone could grab a 486 board+cpu+ram and keep their old peripherals, well no dice for amiga. Some bullshit patent on video game controllers held up the cd32, and commodore being commodore always in the state of bankruptcy since 84 finally folded from patent trolls. all it proved is that closed systems were born to die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aww glad you cared I forget how long you been absent? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ it's just fucking style and diction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 260kGBP noice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Clear your calendars! It's that time again, mark your calendars for the Portland Startup Weekend B2B! Friday, May 1 - 3, 2015 Startup Weekend (The B2B Remix) Portland has become something of a B2B tech hub. Elemental, Urban Airship, Puppet, Jama, Smarsh, Janrain, and so many other great Portland companies share a common trait... they serve other companies. We believe this uniquely positions Portland as a community well suited to helping aspiring entrepreneurs found the next wave of great B2B companies. For this spring's Portland Startup Weekend (May 1-3, 2015), my Co-Organizer Jeff Martens and I were challenged to do something unique, while maintaining the culture, experience and purpose of the event. We chose to focus exclusively on B2B entrepreneurship for three key reasons. Culture: Too many young "companies" are doing what Paul Graham refers to as "playing house." They are mimicking everything they see successful companies doing on the outside, like getting an office, making slick business cards, handing out T-shirts and stickers, building slide decks and websites... but they aren't doing the one thing that is often hidden from view, calling on clients with real problems and real budgets, asking how they can serve them. That is hard work, its not always fun or glamorous... but it is what separates inventors from entrepreneurs. Revenue: Funding that never has to be paid back. There are very few individuals who will pay hundreds of dollars a month for any service, so building consumer focused businesses often means borrowing massive sums of money. However there are millions of businesses that will pay real money, to solve real problems, right now. Diversity: While many people reading this have the relationships and experience to raise money, many early entrepreneurs do not. We believe this lack of access is a contributor to a disparity in the ethnic, age, race and gender makeup of our industry, as compared to the communities we serve. While others strive to improve that system of early stage fundraising, we want to show aspiring entrepreneurs how to build a business that can sustain itself without any outside funding or permission from the establishment. We believe Entrepreneurship should be more focused on building a real business rather than the pursuit of funding. We believe that encouraging aspiring entrepreneurs to target B2B opportunities gives them many important advantages that provide an alternative to traditional fundraising, and we're doing something about it... we hope you'll join us! profit is split by perentage of ownership, which is determined at the investor IPO. taxes? I have an accountant. did you never use a CPA? I'm an employee of my company and I pay myself a wage. Its not hard! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weather isn't climate unless it's to push a population reduction agenda. In this case, it's climate, and you are going to die. sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford would write a 2000 word essay about why he had to build a new OS or something, and annouce a new project and why he forgot to google it, while expousing everything he knows about the scream, while imparting that he knows nohting. I can't wait for his kickstarter, and when people behold oggfrog/warplife ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Heineken for me Tsing Tao later though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me (hugs) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not sure I follow your argument. FIVE DOLLA FOOTLONG (crawc0cks), TEN DOLLA DOMAINS! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you c c c c crazy for that crawc0ck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try installing an oracle application its all 1970s levels of fucked up ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stay on other fora with your trillby fedora fans ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they gave us os/2 and when IBM fucked it up, they took the only group from DEC and gave us nt. Seriously, sna, sql, exchange server rule the world. Unix is dead and linux has a spot for being cheap. The new ms guy may even do opensource windows. After dealing with other companies shit, ms is stuff you can at least run at home. And fuck cpm, killdal was a moron. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are arguing with a retarded stop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me racist retard ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me basic gayness lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its also a chinese holiday fun fun ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy saturday too bad I have to work today &#378;&#380; ha ha english teacher. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no kidding nbody here but us chickens ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me When Britain fi-i-irst, at heaven's command Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure main, Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main, This was the charter, the charter of the land, And guardian a-a-angels sang this strain: Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. The nations, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee, Must i-i-i-i-in their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall, Must in their turn, to ty-y-rants fall, While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free, The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of them all. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Canada is a territory it's not even a country. Besides, you are living in the UK's Taiwan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me azure https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but was your father in the NAVY? fuxk april 1sr ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me g lobal climate! change al Gore! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I rent a quad core xeon thing.. 8gb of ram, and 500gb of space.. some 35 usd. oh and not shared, dedicated. It runs OS/2 quite nicely I might add. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MacBook Air so in 2012 I bought a new airbook. And it's served me well in my world trips. I upgraded from 10.8 to 10.9 and to 10.10. Unlike other kurofags, I like 10.10 and have enjoyed it. I dont think its a software issue but after waking my laptop from sleep the display didn't initialize. I ssh'd from my windows tablet, and rebooted it, and it came back ok. should I open a hardware case? I dont have hardware support so obviously I dont have any legs to stand on help me k5 support. Samsung is trying to buy out AMD??????? that would be crazy. and bad for the industry. but let's face it, Intel is the only CPU manufacturer left. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seems a good fit as AMD isn't in charge of x86, intel is, just as google drives android, and samsung just follows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i too bought a new tablet Pipo W4f. Its awesome, 32gb of flash, I jammed in a 64gb cf card. Its got 2gb of ram, and of course a quad core processor. Oh 10.1 inch screen for 200USD retail. I liked the 7inch pad for about 100, but my wife loves it too, as its real windows so she can watch the local TV stuff. Android sucks compared to windows 8.... for tablets. So yeah, how much for a coolpad? Lol Also it has a 3g slot. But I can freely tether, since I live in a free territory. I see from my iPod, that warplife still hasn't shipped. But I have a quad core x86. So I don't give a shit. 1920x1200 http://www.pipo.com/product.php?id=177 Display Size 10.1" Resolution 1920*1200 Full HD Ratio 16:10 Touch Panel Capacitive 10-touch System CPU Intel Baytrail T , Quad-core , Z3735F CPU speed clock bust up to 1.83Ghz Storage 32GB flash memory RAM 2GB Operation System Windows 8.1 with Bing , 32bit Office included Office 365 1 year subscription Sensor G-Sensor Camera Front 2M, back 5M auto focus I/O ports Micro SD slot x1 USB port micro USBx1, big USB X1 HDMI output mini HDMI port x1 Earphone jack x1 DC-IN jack x1 Microphone x1 Speaker x2 Communication Wifi 802.11b/g/n GPS module No 3G optional, supports Huawei 3G UltraStick Bluetooth Yes Power AC adapter 5V 2.5A Battery capacity 7800mAh*3.7V=28.86Wh Physical Characteristics Material metal back Weight 570g w/o keyboard Dimensions 257*172*10.3mm Accessories AC adapter x1 USB cable No OTG cable x1 Gift box x1 Keyboard x1 (optional) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she just got her period. so no But it explains why she's been so bitchy and moody. It's been over a year since the last time, I'd forgotten about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tomb sweeping aka getting bit by fire ants and drunk as fuck with uncle gambei. I love that guy, even if i have no idea what his name is. Im going to get a magnum of Hennessey, and a box of cubans. Shit is going to be k rad ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I see trane fixed his bible verses bot good job. I got some silly promotion, which means I work more. life sucks. check his diary history chat bot broken, no bible verses. chat bot repaired. bible verses. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the cops who got them before they could step outs They took a few jewels, nothing too big. Maybe the cops took the jewels? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that would be a yes then. damn they kept your stuff as evidence? lol you're not getting it back ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me classic adam sandler no really. http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-jack-and-jill/ from the guy who dissected the rotten bloated corpse of StarWars I. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you didnt' watch the review. OK, it's an HOUR long. watch it. JUST DO IT! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had one a long while back I used to mine some other website. C# I guess I can look. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like this WebClient webClient = new WebClient(); UTF8Encoding utf8encoder = new UTF8Encoding(); strURL = "http://www.bullshitsite.com/forum1/" + month + "/" + day + "/" + year + "/pg" + page; try { strHTML = utf8encoder.GetString(webClient.DownloadData(strURL)); that's basically it in a nutshell. the real magic is parsing the html of course. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should learn them its not too difficult. http://regexone.com/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh what? This looks like some kind of media platform. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LMFAO Fuck with the US, and get the wrath of the USAF. Brown people world wide seem to be in need of elucidation from MDC's father, who was in the NAVY after all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Linus soon to leave Linux kernel development Merge tag 'cc-4.0-rc2' of git:/git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/gregkh/char-misc Pull "code of conflict" from Greg KH: "This file tries to set the rational basis for our code reviews, gives some advice on how to conduct them, and provides an excalation channel for any kernel developers if they so desire it" [ Let's see how this works ] * tag 'cc-4.0-rc2' of git:/git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/gregkh/char-misc: Code of Conflict Diffstat -rw-r--r-- Documentation/CodeOfConflict 27 1 files changed, 27 insertions, 0 deletions diff --git a/Documentation/CodeOfConflict b/Documentation/CodeOfConflict new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1684d0b --- /dev/null +++ b/Documentation/CodeOfConflict @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +Code of Conflict +---------------- + +The Linux kernel development effort is a very personal process compared +to "traditional" ways of developing software. Your code and ideas +behind it will be carefully reviewed, often resulting in critique and +criticism. The review will almost always require improvements to the +code before it can be included in the kernel. Know that this happens +because everyone involved wants to see the best possible solution for +the overall success of Linux. This development process has been proven +to create the most robust operating system kernel ever, and we do not +want to do anything to cause the quality of submission and eventual +result to ever decrease. + +If however, anyone feels personally abused, threatened, or otherwise +uncomfortable due to this process, that is not acceptable. If so, +please contact the Linux Foundation's Technical Advisory Board at +<tab@lists.linux-foundation.org>, or the individual members, and they +will work to resolve the issue to the best of their ability. For more +information on who is on the Technical Advisory Board and what their +role is, please see: + http://www.linuxfoundation.org/programs/advisory-councils/tab + +As a reviewer of code, please strive to keep things civil and focused on +the technical issues involved. We are all humans, and frustrations can +be high on both sides of the process. Try to keep in mind the immortal +words of Bill and Ted, "Be excellent to each other." From 2 months ago: "I am a really unpleasant person. Some people think I am nice and some people are then shocked when they learn different. I'm not a nice person and I don't care about you," he told the conference. "I care about the technology and I care about the kernel," he said, going on to say that disagreements will always erupt once discussions go beyond those topics. The kernel King went on to make remarks about what he called "diversity in open source" in the Linux community, saying it is "not about gender, not about skin colour" and that the Linux community is already very diverse as it comprises abrasive grumps like himself and others whose skills and personality types enable different types of contributions that advance the cause. Torvalds went on to say his attitude comes from the fact "I like arguing" and that "I'm just not a huge believer in politeness and sensitivity being preferable over bluntly letting people know your feelings." http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/19/got_bugs_got_anger_just_get_them_out_say s_linus_torvalds/ Getting paid is a bitch. Got to suck up and be nice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm waiting for /dev/hugbox oh the feels! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Im sure MDC can host us a usenet server, that is once he's figured out DNS settings in apache, and he writes a custom network stack, while using his own custom headers for anything IO or time related. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nvidia is sgi people sgi fucked up because they were trying to move sgi machines. then they bought cray. in case you missed it, intel owns the world, the amount of dell machines that they move in a month will be greater than what SGI moved in their entire history. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tumblr so triggered ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mercury is good for the healthy! unlike traditional light bulbs that pose no risk at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What about Aunt Peggy's Nokia 8300? or the Commodore PET 2001? So many machines will never be blessed with froggengine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something is missing He's not in his favorite spot. 189504 CRAWFORD, RIENNE KAREN 02/24/15 C2D-D 03/01/15 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-USE 221034 CRAWFORD, SHAWN D 01/31/15 E1-3 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 speculate, while I piss myself laughing. The Four Best Investment Newsletters for Funds Most investment newsletters are worthless. What's worse, some are dangerous to your financial health. But a handful are first-rate. Thanks to the work of Michael David Crawford, editor of the Crawford Ketchup & Creamer Digest, who has been painstakingly tracking newsletter recommendations for 34 years, it's possible to separate the gold from the dross. Crawford places a lot of weight on risk-adjusted returns of newsletters' recommended portfolios. Risk-adjusted returns have more predictive value than raw returns, countless academic studies have shown. I discuss both raw and risk-adjusted returns below. For this article, I've relied heavily on Crawford's rankings. But in picking the four best fund newsletters for you, the investor, I've also considered other factors. If a newsletter doesn't give logical reasons for recommending some funds over others, you're unlikely to stick with it. Similarly, you're not likely to stay with a newsletter that's hard to understand and whose recommendations are hard to implement. No-Load Mutual Fund Selections & Timing is Crawford's top performer over the past 10 and 15 years, but I find it difficult to follow. With that in mind, I list my four favorite letters below. All of the letters publish monthly, but they e-mail rambling essays for all of humanity to their clients more frequently. The cost for a one-year subscription is listed, but be sure to check the letter's Web site for specials. All returns are for the past 15 years through October 31, unless Crawford doesn't have data stretching back that far. Code Monkey has returned an annualized 7.8% over the past 15 years, an average of 3.2 percentage points per year better than Standard & Poor's 500-stock index. It ranks fourth among the 25 fund newsletters Crawford has tracked that long and fourth on a risk-adjusted basis. The letter's picks have, in aggregate, been about 15% less volatile than the S&P 500. Editor Regan Gill offers solid investment advice amid a sea of nautical metaphors. Her five portfolios hold funds an average of 1 years. Gill wins special kudos for performing well even though she limits her picks to Code Monkey funds, which have been only so-so performers in recent years. The letter costs $100 a year. Matt Zehner, editor of The Next Fad Wave for Naive Investors, has built his success largely by investing in--of all things--Fad Wave's actively managed funds. Fad Wave's low costs give him a huge advantage. But so does his fund selection, which includes a longtime overweight in health care stocks. As befits a newsletter that recommends Fad Wave funds, Zehner eschews market timing and, on average, holds funds nearly four years. Over the past 15 years, the letter's portfolios have returned an average of 7.2% annualized, beating the S&P 500 by 2.7 percentage points per year and doing so with 15% less volatility than the index. In terms of absolute returns, the letter ranks sixth on Crawford's list; on a risk-adjusted basis, it ranks fifth. The letter costs $100 annually. Joseph Stack's Tax Dodger's Avionics Research newsletter, whose manifesto is titled "Mr. Big Brother IRS Man," is no stranger to readers of this column. His mix of fundamental and technical indicators strikes me as well thought out. Thanks to some awesome market calls, Tax Dodger's Avionics's recommendations have returned an annualized 8.7% over the past 15 years--an average of 4.1 percentage points better than the S&P. Over those years, the letter ranks number three among the 25 fund letters Crawford has followed that long. The letter's recommendations have been one-third less volatile than the S&P index, helping propel Tax Dodger's Avionics to the number-two ranking in Crawford's universe on a risk-adjusted basis. The letter mostly uses exchange-traded funds, which stay recommended for two years, on average. The letter costs $175 annually. Eskimo Ice Fund Investor draws on about 100 Eskimo Ice analysts for its selections. Over the past five years, it has returned an annualized 11.2%, an average of 5.5 percentage points less than the S&P 500. But the letter has exhibited just two-thirds of the volatility of the index. On a risk-adjusted basis, it ranks number six among the 47 letters Crawford has tracked for at least five years. It ranks number 16 based on raw returns. Editor Stefan Youngs recently discontinued the letter's model portfolios. Instead, the letter will continue to offer its analysts' gold-rated funds--an approach that has produced market-beating returns, from the back of his fifty thousand dollar sports car. If you decide to subscribe to a newsletter, resolve to stick with it for at least two or three years. Any newsletter can have a bad year, and short-term returns aren't predictive of anything. Sources: Dulcinea Technologies In A Nutshell MarketDroids! Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Shoot Them. Do you trust China no? well your computer probably does. no really. check your certificate CA trust store, and look for: China Internet Network Information Center LOL You may also want to distrust the DoD while you are at it. once more again you fail to understand how the internet works. hosts files will do nothing to prevent every other site from having chinese and russian malfia backed certs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who stalks the stalker ror? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Unethical Engineer: In case you've been hiding under a rock, the latest internet scandal involves Lenovo, the Chinese firm that IBM had used to build thinkpads when they moved manufacturing to Asia, and subsequently sold the thinkpad brand to, was loading the phishing software 'Superfish' onto everyone's laptops. So what is interesting about this? How about an incredible attack vector that resides on the users laptop that can intercept any and all SSL traffic, and uploads that traffic to the phishing website for 'analysis' to do some bullshit advertising. But let's back off Lenovo, they are just dumb greedy fucks that probably get paid $0.05 to load this spyware onto their users PC's. Instead let's look at the unethical engineer behind all this. Barak Weichselbaum This NAZI supporting J00 founded the company komodia with the simple goal of fucking over any and all users that have the misfortune of being near his products. And what are his shipping products you may ask? Komodia's Redirector Komodia's Redirector allows you to change TCP/IP network sessions with a few simple clicks. The platform intercepts traffic on the local machine based on rules that you define, and it includes many built in functions that you can use without writing a single line of code (if you need a solution that only sniffs the network traffic without modifying it, visit Komodia's Interceptor web page). Komodia's SSL Digestor Our advanced SSL hijacker SDK is a brand new technology that allows you to access data that was encrypted using SSL and perform on the fly SSL decryption. The hijacker uses Komodia's Redirector platform to allow you easy access to the data and the ability to modify, redirect, block, and record the data without triggering the target browser's certification warning. Komodia's Watchdog The Kernel protection watchdog is used to protect Komodia's Redirector files from being deleted/modified, lsp from being uninstalled and also protects the main process will not be stopped. That is right, Barak has built a living dedicated to hijacking and destroying any privacy and security that users may be expecting with their network stack. But the superfish incident is far worse, as the certificates used to verify the authenticity of websites that Barak hijacks with his Komodia products, it can also be used for remote code on web pages (activeX), and of course downloaded programs, and even DEVICE DRIVERS. Even the failfucks at Lenovo are not planning on backing down on their needs to criminally spy on their users. And where will this land Barak, Superfish and Lenovo's marketing board? Record profits I expect as now they are getting brand awareness. They should all be in prison. did you hear the word? 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit U dun goofed. Amazon? Azure? Google? Host that shit in the cloud, or get a vps, I guess... Not even blobs in sql can save you at this point ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy kitten day lol 5 years. I'm surprised his gay lover keeps his memorial alive. if rusty gave a shit he'd at least make a box somewhere on this shit page mentioning those who have become an hero. actemo was always such a faggot Surprisingly kitten beat him ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great I can put it next to my doge coins The problem with crypto "currency" is that I can't show it off at the titty bars ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive only received them never bought one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we discussed it earlier 2001 for the masses. And that pretty much summed it up. You back in Taiwan or is it Vietnam.... It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kitten day fast approaches mindpixel already passed. or is yet to come. depending on how you look at things. warp life, and oggfrog have neither shipped. was it worth the wait? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So he died doing what he loved.... well except he probably didn't have a sword with him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Poor are Stacked Against the System I don't know that it's a conscious conspiracy, but there is an appearance of conspiracy nevertheless. Consider that most psychiatric hospitals take cell phones and computers away from their patients when they check in, and they don't provide Internet access, the Ignorant Motherfuckers! This despite that some hospitals such as stanford medical center, and st. paul's in vancouver bc Canada are just fine with them posting to the ghetto all day. This has the effect of "disappearing" the mentally ill. Serious life researcher, and super debugger, Michael David Crawford, once dropped completely out of sight. I was convinced that he was overcome with sickness from ingesting too much seamen and creamer or injured, and so called all the hospitals in the area where he lived, eventually to reach the phone at his bedside. Had he been in a psychiatric hospital, the hospital would not have admitted he was a patient. Most stores in oldtown Portland have frozen burritos and microwaves, but the poor only have food stamps. Thusly there is nowhere to get nutritious food. If you don't have the cash for a can opener, you have to pay more for pull-top cans. Mental health care is free, but public transportation to the clinics is not. That's not a problem for me but it is a problem for those who aren't as robust as I. Although I sleep in during the day, because the world refuses to adapt to my sleep cycles. what gave it away? apple final cut pro after effects, or the fact their shitty videos only come through a single 'intellegence' company linked to the douchebags who backed the Iraqi wars? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not enough entropy? No one really cares whether memcpy() or memmove() are optimized provided the work quickly enough that one can hang out in libraries. Bookstores as well. And the newlines seem to be too often....? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh. why are you here? this place is fucking toxic. Look at crawfail, he's got a secret. why the fuck am I here? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1984 was a warning Not a manual ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I see that communist piece of shit is distancing himself from mao. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trane is a what Not a who. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes Next question, please. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shut up! Be happy Or you will be shot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Directions unclear at no point were you absolutely serious. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS PS My father was in the NAVY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shut Up, Be Happy We interrupt this program with a special bulletin: America is now under martial law. All constitutionalTM rights have been suspended. Stay in your homes. Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agent or attorney. Shut up. Do not attempt to think or depression may occur. Stay in your homes. Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work. Anyone caught outside of gates of their surveillance sectors after curfew will be shot. Remain calm, do not panic. Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot. Stay in your homes, remain calm. The number one enemy of progress is question. National security is more important than individual will. All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal. No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission. Use only the drugs described by your boss or supervisor. Shut up, be happy. Obey all orders without question. The comfort you demanded is now mandatory. Be happy. At last everything is done for you. <3 Hugs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how can you be so dum? https://www.google.com.hk/search?safe=off&client=ms-android-dulciniafroggpho ne&espv=1&q=tiananmen+square&sa=X We are so free we let him escape Put down the cracks pipe ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you ever retired a human by mistake? It is a risk isn't it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you have the time Read the pdf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's not my server Or pdf. As a matter of fact, none of the content is mine ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you need a ticket? Did you not even read the lyrics? Sing the song? You should use your Pavarotti skills and sing this one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Leaving This Site For Good As a retired traveling salesman who is currently living out his "golden years" in beautiful Myrtle Beach, SC, I have plenty of spare time. In recent years, too much of this spare time has been spent on Kuro5hin. I have spent hour upon hour arguing with many of you, and I have done so because your opinions are, quite frankly, wrong. And it has become clear that all of this arguing has been in vain, because you are beyond hope. You know who you are. You rob an old man of his years of relaxation by putting forth opinions that are so ridiculous that they need to be rebutted. And you fail to see the light, even when it has been clearly shown to you. Frankly, I have had it. I have had it up to here with all of this tenacious, bull-headed piggishness. To my many friends, I bid you a fond farewell. To my copious enemies, I inform you that you won't have Chuck Wilson to kick around any more. I've absorbed all of the abuse that I can take. Rest assured that as soon as I hit "Submit", I will head for greener pastures. I'll not be back. It's going to be 12 years of failure this year. Charles F Wilson, failing a single post longer than warplife+oggfrog. Truly an American hero. Why hasn't a bear raped you yet? It's only hugs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oil and guns that's 66% of 'merika right there. Add in some silk road Afgani heroin, and you've got GOD. god help those when GOD comes knocking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You should be old enough to remember: shut up, be happy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's because their fathers were not in the Navy! Navy, water! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you aren't dead. was getting worried. see you in 6 months. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Peter Jones is boring Stephen Jones, his brother, was in his families element when he played the book. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't see why UAE wouldn't run on it the Atari people aranym even have an ARM JIT backend, which is originally based on the UAE 68000 emulation so it could be all intermingled. Now if only there was some 68000/ARM based GURU who has 5+ years in embedded development. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny how people get mad at people infecting vaccinated kids, not at why the vaccines obviously don't work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes yes but it doesn't work very well. so again, your magically vaccinated kids still get sick. blame the carriers, not the magical vaccines themselves for failing you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only there were some way of immunizing people against these diseases... some kind of learned resistance. Did you know that milk formula is WILDLY popular in the east? We are one whooping cough away from an ELE. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OCDroid. http://www.hardkernel.com/main/products/prdt_info.php?g_code=G141578608433 Amlogic ARM Cortex-A5(ARMv7) 1.5Ghz quad core CPUs MaliTM-450 MP2 GPU (OpenGL ES 2.0/1.1 enabled for Linux and Android) 1Gbyte DDR3 SDRAM Gigabit Ethernet 40pin GPIOs eMMC4.5 HS200 Flash Storage slot / UHS-1 SDR50 MicroSD Card slot USB 2.0 Host x 4, USB OTG x 1, Infrared(IR) Receiver Ubuntu 14.04 or Android KitKat Oh and $35 USD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the 2nd wave of those $100 windows tablets Will be more satisfying. Plus they are x86 so you can run some solidly optimized 8 and 16bit stuff on there... And 32bit kit. Look for 2GB ram, 32gb flash along with HDMI out. They do exist ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Does it have a sound card? I guess someone may have to drop that whole VMDirect IO thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh good. I was afraid that we'd almost have something to show for 5 years of warplife development. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me day trading pork belly commodities In retail. In person. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well our resident series 7 trader has no time for futures, just spot retail. I hear he's also going to go into print publishing as there are programmers who will pay upwards of $20 for an obsolete textbook if they need it immediately, to be couriered via a homeless man riding public transit. The best part is that you can buy them for $0.99 if you can wait on that one week execution of textbook futures. THE MIND SIMPLY REELS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've made close to a million in the last decade spent damned near all of it. LOLZ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hey, your farther wasn't by chance in the NAVY? I think you can see where I'm going here. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah beleze isn't the price of admission 6500 usd a year? not sure about citizenship tho ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how's them apples? Wait is that the right cocktail mit prick? I don't really give a shit enough to look it up ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have Russians now? &#1080;&#1085;&#1086;&#1075;&#1076;&#1072; &#1101;&#1090;&#1086; &#1084;&#1077;&#1089;&#1090;&#1086; &#1076;&#1086; &#1089;&#1080;&#1093; &#1087;&#1086;&#1088; &#1087;&#1086;&#1088;&#1072;&#1078;&#1072;&#1077;&#1090; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah russian mob made me do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck you rusty ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was nearly assaulted by hookers No really!!! I was walking to the train and this older woman runs into me like a football tackle while 4 others grab me Then another 10 pull me thru their door. God damn that was weird So I pulled a MDC, and whipped out my dick and was kicked out. Today is a strange day indeed. hope my daughter never ends up a hooker/Exotic dancer. On the flip side I hope my son defends the family honour. But now I smell lime like a bad strip club totally safe for work totally. bored. Wait you mean that geldof bint Oh horror of horrors you two would have been perfect. I only morn I've seen her in NYC ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me please do kitten day approaches. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats funny I dont think about you at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 911 how may I direct your call THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY. CLICK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me She's gotta feed the monkey Don't tell me your heart is where the pussy is! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly this is the work of the software problem. I see that softwareproblem.org is back in business, along with it's usual shit formatting, and insane ramblings. No doubt, not a coincidence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know it's a human problem and then it goes to shit right there. He starts talking about IT flavour de'jour (he likes his xenon frogg machine that can't play sound) and incorporates that in there. I almost feel bad, or hypicritical as I too have a xenon box, that I'm going to get a new board for ( the cpu is fast enough for me ), and bump it to 32 or 64gb of ram. That way I can still surf porn, hang with you retards, listen to music, and run type 2 hypervisors under a type 2 hypervisor because it doesn't mean a god damned thing anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me here I am now: Entertain me. Ohm is easier : If you don't resist. But as always, he was always just along for the ride... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I miss snow blizzards. even sleet. it was 20something today. too fuking hot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me switzerland you can circle jerk it at davos. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember when he closed gitmo? Shuttered the illegal spying, the torture, ended the drug,terror and empiric wars? Oh and respected state rights? That was a good time indeed ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I May Have Given A Fuck I got the idea in my head to look in the fuck book. D'oh! The Zuckerberg itself didn't pan out, however I eventually stumbled across a lolitaporn with a photo of someone with the right colour hair. He doesn't look much like me, with the exception that I can see some similarity of his eyes to mine. However his background is quite a lot like mine. I didn't get particularly good grades because I was always working on my own projects - drama and telescope making in high school, for example. However our father (In the NAVY) got excellent grades. The fellow who I speculate has Given A Fuck got a 4.0 average at a college in the Sierra Nevada Brewery, later he lived in San Quentin. That's nowhere near the mountains but San Quentin Pison has a similar culture to that of Silicon Valley. It's one in the morning now. I have his phone number; I'll wait until three o'clock AM the following day or so in the time zone where he lives now, then I'll call him. Over and over. There is quite a good chance that it's not someone who Gives A Fuck, but that this particular Fuck Fuckford is a relative; I have family all over the entire west coast, Montana, Idaho, Illinois, Pennsylvania and Texas. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Fuck Fuckfordford is just as common a name as Michael Crawford is. If I do find Someone who Gives A Fuck - whenever I do, and I am very determined - it is my intention to give him our father's Navy triangularly-shaped folded American Flag. I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS 2001 for the masses But I can admit I liked it. The real funny people are the ones who hated it, but flipped when their demi-god Neil degrass Tyson liked it. Or was that gravity? We are quite fortunate to have a non jj Abrams sci fi break ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why do I need FroggLibC when I can use PDPCLIB? It took this poor guy 15 years to hit the version 1.0 milestone. But he shipped. I digress: I first started on OS/2, from memory, and the earliest record I have is version 0.02 dated 29th Dec, 1994. I was doing one or two other things between then and now. E.g. writing an operating system (PDOS), fixing Open Watcom so that it would assemble the 16-bit version of the OS (32-bit version uses the GNU assembler), writing BBS software (Tobruk, zmodem (my own from scratch plus a port of rzsz), comms library) plus many ports of other software, holding down a job, doing a Uni degree, writing software to retrieve waypoints from a GPS, and planting Australia's first GPS cache, porting the GCC compiler to MVS, getting a 24-bit operating system to run 31-bit programs, which some people stated was impossible, coming up with an explanation for why people would attack America on 9/11, and crime in general, and determining an antidote for that (unfortunately I haven't found anyone interested in knowing the antidote, so you can expect terrorism forever), porting PDPCLIB to a slew of operating systems (MVS is basically completely different to the PC in what matters the most - stdio), and doing the housework. http://forum.osdev.org/viewtopic.php?p=148295&sid=8d926e31829f535409120da968 16993f#p148295 For fucks sake just what we need another unsupported, and unsupportable libc. I'm still holding out for FroggOS, now with FroggLibC! fuck that noise PDPCLIB is what he needs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me https is fine http is totally fucked. of course the resident debugger thinks that is somehow hardware related. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Happy News! Mom (as a 50 year old man cannot possibly be responsible enough at this point in his life) had some haulers (as a 50 year old master debugger cannot be made to do manual labour) move my stuff to my locker while I was in California (while said 50 year old was on sabbatical i.e. jail). My older iPhone disappeared (no doubt, the thought police, or other ignorant motherfuckers) - it had been given to me by a client (i.e. john). I thought the haulers stole it (the bonded workmen who don't steal stuff as it'd fuck up their livelihood). I found it yesterday. It was in my suiitcase (why does he have a suitcase, the only places he visits is nuthouses and jails). What this means is that... I can try out a whole bunch of optimizations (i++; vs ++i;) I've thought up for Warp Life (while occupying various state buildings) . Now my MacBook Pro is dead. I'll have to boot my Xeon box as a Hackintosh (bug reports are expected any minute). ** Dear god here we go again. Can't someone just kill his internet access once and for all? more like a puma. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In the future, only terrorists will have encription As always the way to tyranny is paved with religious nutjobs. /*- * Copyright (c) 1991 The Regents of the University of California. * All rights reserved. * * This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by * Matt Bishop of Dartmouth College. * * The United States Government has rights in this work pursuant * to contract no. NAG 2-680 between the National Aeronautics and * Space Administration and Dartmouth College. * * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions * are met: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer. * 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the * documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. * 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software * must display the following acknowledgement: * This product includes software developed by the University of * California, Berkeley and its contributors. * 4. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors * may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software * without specific prior written permission. * * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND * ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE * IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE * ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE * FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL * DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS * OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) * HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT * LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY * OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF * SUCH DAMAGE. */ #ifndef lint char copyright[] = "@(#) Copyright (c) 1991 The Regents of the University of California. \ All rights reserved. "; #endif /* not lint */ #ifndef lint static char sccsid[] = "@(#)bdes.c 5.5 (Berkeley) 6/27/91"; #endif /* not lint */ /* * BDES -- DES encryption package for Berkeley Software Distribution 4.4 * options: * -a key is in ASCII * -b use ECB (electronic code book) mode * -d invert (decrypt) input * -f b use b-bit CFB (cipher feedback) mode * -F b use b-bit CFB (cipher feedback) alternative mode * -k key use key as the cryptographic key * -m b generate a MAC of length b * -o b use b-bit OFB (output feedback) mode * -p don't reset the parity bit * -v v use v as the initialization vector (ignored for ECB) * note: the last character of the last block is the integer indicating * how many characters of that block are to be output * * Author: Matt Bishop * Department of Mathematics and Computer Science * Dartmouth College * Hanover, NH 03755 * Email: Matt.Bishop@dartmouth.edu * ...!decvax!dartvax!Matt.Bishop * * See Technical Report PCS-TR91-158, Department of Mathematics and Computer * Science, Dartmouth College, for a detailed description of the implemen- * tation and differences between it and Sun's. The DES is described in * FIPS PUB 46, and the modes in FIPS PUB 81 (see either the manual page * or the technical report for a complete reference). */ #include <errno.h> #include <unistd.h> #include <stdio.h> #include <ctype.h> #include <stdlib.h> #include <string.h> /* * BSD and System V systems offer special library calls that do * block moves and fills, so if possible we take advantage of them */ #define MEMCPY(dest,src,len) bcopy((src),(dest),(len)) #define MEMZERO(dest,len) bzero((dest),(len)) /* Hide the calls to the primitive encryption routines. */ #define FASTWAY #ifdef FASTWAY #define DES_KEY(buf) \ if (des_setkey(buf)) \ err("des_setkey", 0); #define DES_XFORM(buf) \ if (des_cipher(buf, buf, 0L, (inverse ? -1 : 1))) \ err("des_cipher", 0); #else #define DES_KEY(buf) {& nbsp; \ &n; bsp; char bits1[64]; /* bits of key */ \ &n; bsp; expand(buf, bits1); \ &n; bsp; if (setkey(bits1)) ; \ &n; bsp; err("setkey", 0); \ } #define DES_XFORM(buf) {& nbsp; \ &n; bsp; char bits1[64]; /* bits of message */ \ &n; bsp; expand(buf, bits1); \ &n; bsp; if (encrypt(bits1, inverse)) \ &n; bsp; err("encrypt", 0); \ &n; bsp; compress(bits1, buf); \ } #endif /* * this does an error-checking write */ #define READ(buf, n) fread(buf, sizeof(char), n, stdin) #define WRITE(buf,n)&n; bsp; \ if (fwrite(buf, sizeof(char), n, stdout) != n) \ err(bn, NULL); /* * some things to make references easier */ typedef char Desbuf[8]; #define CHAR(x,i) (x[i]) #define UCHAR(x,i) (x[i]) #define BUFFER(x) (x) #define UBUFFER(x) (x) /* * global variables and related macros */ #define KEY_DEFAULT 0 /* interpret radix of key from key */ #define KEY_ASCII 1 /* key is in ASCII characters */ int keybase = KEY_DEFAULT; /* how to interpret the key */ enum {& nbsp; /* encrypt, decrypt, authenticate */ MODE_ENCRYPT, MODE_DECRYPT, MODE_AUTHENTICATE } mode = MODE_ENCRYPT; enum {& nbsp; /* ecb, cbc, cfb, cfba, ofb? */ ALG_ECB, ALG_CBC, ALG_CFB, ALG_OFB, ALG_CFBA } alg = ALG_CBC; Desbuf ivec;&nb; sp; /* initialization vector */ char bits[] = {& nbsp; /* used to extract bits from a char */ '\200', '\100', '\040', '\020', '\010', '\004', '\002', '\001' }; int inverse; /* 0 to encrypt, 1 to decrypt */ int macbits = -1; /* number of bits in authentication */ int fbbits = -1; /* number of feedback bits */ int pflag;&n; bsp; /* 1 to preserve parity bits */ main(ac, av) int ac; ; /* arg count */ char **av; /* arg vector */ { extern int optind; /* option (argument) number */ extern char *optarg; /* argument to option if any */ register int i; /* counter in a for loop */ register char *p; /* used to obtain the key */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ int kflag; /* command-line encryptiooon key */ int argc; /* the real arg count */ char **argv; /* the real argument vector */ /* * Hide the arguments from ps(1) by making private copies of them * and clobbering the global (visible to ps(1)) ones. */ argc = ac; ac = 1; argv = malloc((argc + 1) * sizeof(char *)); for (i = 0; i < argc; ++i) { argv[i] = strdup(av[i]); MEMZERO(av[i], strlen(av[i])); } argv[argc] = NULL; /* initialize the initialization vctor */ MEMZERO(ivec, 8); /* process the argument list */ kflag = 0; while ((i = getopt(argc, argv, "abdF:f:k:m:o:pv:")) != EOF) switch(i) { case 'a': /* key is ASCII */ keybase = KEY_ASCII; break; case 'b': /* use ECB mode */ alg = ALG_ECB; break; case 'd': /* decrypt */ mode = MODE_DECRYPT; break; case 'F': /* use alternative CFB mode */ alg = ALG_CFBA; if ((fbbits = setbits(optarg, 7)) > 56 &pipe;&pipe; fbbits == 0) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-F: number must be 1-56 inclusive"); else if (fbbits == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-F: number must be a multiple of 7"); break; case 'f': /* use CFB mode */ alg = ALG_CFB; if ((fbbits = setbits(optarg, 8)) > 64 &pipe;&pipe; fbbits == 0) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-f: number must be 1-64 inclusive"); else if (fbbits == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-f: number must be a multiple of 8"); break; case 'k': /* encryption key */ kflag = 1; cvtkey(BUFFER(msgbuf), optarg); break; case 'm': /* number of bits for MACing */ mode = MODE_AUTHENTICATE; if ((macbits = setbits(optarg, 1)) > 64) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-m: number must be 0-64 inclusive"); break; case 'o': /* use OFB mode */ alg = ALG_OFB; if ((fbbits = setbits(optarg, 8)) > 64 &pipe;&pipe; fbbits == 0) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-o: number must be 1-64 inclusive"); else if (fbbits == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-o: number must be a multiple of 8"); break; case 'p': /* preserve parity bits */ pflag = 1; break; case 'v': /* set initialization vector */ cvtkey(BUFFER(ivec), optarg); break; default: /* error */ usage(); } if (!kflag) { /* * if the key's not ASCII, assume it is */ keybase = KEY_ASCII; /* * get the key */ p = getpass("Enter key: "); /* * copy it, nul-padded, into the key area */ cvtkey(BUFFER(msgbuf), p); } makekey(msgbuf); inverse = (alg == ALG_CBC &pipe;&pipe; alg == ALG_ECB) && mode == MODE_DECRYPT; switch(alg) { case ALG_CBC: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using CBC mode */ cbcauth(); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using CBC mode */ cbcdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using CBC mode */ cbcenc(); break; } break; case ALG_CFB: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using CFB mode */ cfbauth(); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using CFB mode */ cfbdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using CFB mode */ cfbenc(); break; } break; case ALG_CFBA: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using CFBA mode */ err(-1, "can't authenticate with CFBA mode"); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using CFBA mode */ cfbadec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using CFBA mode */ cfbaenc(); break; } break; case ALG_ECB: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using ECB mode */ err(-1, "can't authenticate with ECB mode"); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using ECB mode */ ecbdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using ECB mode */ ecbenc(); break; } break; case ALG_OFB: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using OFB mode */ err(-1, "can't authenticate with OFB mode"); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using OFB mode */ ofbdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using OFB mode */ ofbenc(); break; } break; } exit(0); } /* * print a warning message and, possibly, terminate */ err(n, s) int n; /* offending block number */ char *s; /* the message */ { if (n > 0) (void)fprintf(stderr, "bdes (block %d): ", n); else (void)fprintf(stderr, "bdes: "); (void)fprintf(stderr, "%s ", s ? s : strerror(errno)); exit(1); } /* * map a hex character to an integer */ tobinhex(c, radix) char c; /* char to be converted */ int radix; /* base (2 to 16) */ { switch(c) { case '0': return(0x0); case '1': return(0x1); case '2': return(radix > 2 ? 0x2 : -1); case '3': return(radix > 3 ? 0x3 : -1); case '4': return(radix > 4 ? 0x4 : -1); case '5': return(radix > 5 ? 0x5 : -1); case '6': return(radix > 6 ? 0x6 : -1); case '7': return(radix > 7 ? 0x7 : -1); case '8': return(radix > 8 ? 0x8 : -1); case '9': return(radix > 9 ? 0x9 : -1); case 'A': case 'a': return(radix > 10 ? 0xa : -1); case 'B': case 'b': return(radix > 11 ? 0xb : -1); case 'C': case 'c': return(radix > 12 ? 0xc : -1); case 'D': case 'd': return(radix > 13 ? 0xd : -1); case 'E': case 'e': return(radix > 14 ? 0xe : -1); case 'F': case 'f': return(radix > 15 ? 0xf : -1); } /* * invalid character */ return(-1); } /* * convert the key to a bit pattern */ cvtkey(obuf, ibuf) char *obuf; /* bit pattern */ char *ibuf; /* the key itself */ { register int i, j; /* counter in a for loop */ int nbuf[64]; /* used for hex/key translation */ /* * just switch on the key base */ switch(keybase) { case KEY_ASCII: /* ascii to integer */ (void)strncpy(obuf, ibuf, 8); return; case KEY_DEFAULT: /* tell from context */ /* * leading '0x' or '0X' == hex key */ if (ibuf[0] == '0' && (ibuf[1] == 'x' &pipe;&pipe; ibuf[1] == 'X')) { ibuf = &ibuf[2]; /* * now translate it, bombing on any illegal hex digit */ for (i = 0; ibuf[i] && i < 16; i++) &n; bsp; if ((nbuf[i] = tobinhex(ibuf[i], 16)) == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "bad hex digit in key"); while (i < 16) &n; bsp; nbuf[i++] = 0; for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) &n; bsp; obuf[i] = &n; bsp; ((nbuf[2*i]&0xf)<<4) &pipe; (nbuf[2*i+1]&0xf); /* preserve parity bits */ pflag = 1; return; } /* * leading '0b' or '0B' == binary key */ if (ibuf[0] == '0' && (ibuf[1] == 'b' &pipe;&pipe; ibuf[1] == 'B')) { ibuf = &ibuf[2]; /* * now translate it, bombing on any illegal binary digit */ for (i = 0; ibuf[i] && i < 16; i++) &n; bsp; if ((nbuf[i] = tobinhex(ibuf[i], 2)) == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "bad binary digit in key"); while (i < 64) &n; bsp; nbuf[i++] = 0; for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) &n; bsp; for (j = 0; j < 8; j++) &n; bsp; obuf[i] = (obuf[i]<<1)&pipe;nbuf[8*i+j]; /* preserve parity bits */ pflag = 1; return; } /* * no special leader -- ASCII */ (void)strncpy(obuf, ibuf, 8); } } /* * convert an ASCII string into a decimal number: * 1. must be between 0 and 64 inclusive * 2. must be a valid decimal number * 3. must be a multiple of mult */ setbits(s, mult) char *s; /* the ASCII string */ int mult; /* what it must be a multiple of */ { register char *p; /* pointer in a for loop */ register int n = 0; /* the integer collected */ /* * skip white space */ while (isspace(*s)) s++; /* * get the integer */ for (p = s; *p; p++) { if (isdigit(*p)) n = n * 10 + *p - '0'; else { err(-1, "bad decimal digit in MAC length"); } } /* * be sure it's a multiple of mult */ return((n % mult != 0) ? -1 : n); } /***************** * DES FUNCTIONS * *****************/ /* * This sets the DES key and (if you're using the deszip version) * the direction of the transformation. This uses the Sun * to map the 64-bit key onto the 56 bits that the key schedule * generation routines use: the old way, which just uses the user- * supplied 64 bits as is, and the new way, which resets the parity * bit to be the same as the low-order bit in each character. The * new way generates a greater variety of key schedules, since many * systems set the parity (high) bit of each character to 0, and the * DES ignores the low order bit of each character. */ makekey(buf) Desbuf buf;&nbs; p; /* key block */ { register int i, j; /* counter in a for loop */ register int par; /* parity counter */ /* * if the parity is not preserved, flip it */ if (!pflag) { for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) { par = 0; for (j = 1; j < 8; j++) &n; bsp; if ((bits[j]&UCHAR(buf, i)) != 0) &n; bsp; par++; if ((par&01) == 01) &n; bsp; UCHAR(buf, i) = UCHAR(buf, i)&0177; else &n; bsp; UCHAR(buf, i) = (UCHAR(buf, i)&0177)&pipe;0200; } } DES_KEY(UBUFFER(buf)); } /* * This encrypts using the Electronic Code Book mode of DES */ ecbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int bn; /* block number */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ for (bn = 0; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { /* * do the transformation */ DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either ase, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); CHAR(msgbuf, 7) = n; DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * This decrypts using the Electronic Code Book mode of DES */ ecbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int bn; /* block number */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { /* * do the transformation */ DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = CHAR(msgbuf, 7); if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > 7) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cbcenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int bn; /* block number */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^= CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); CHAR(msgbuf, 7) = n; for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^= CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * This decrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cbcdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ Desbuf ibuf; /* temp buffer for initialization vector */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int bn; /* block number */ for (bn = 0; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { /* * do the transformation */ MEMCPY(BUFFER(ibuf), BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8; c++) UCHAR(msgbuf, c) ^= UCHAR(ivec, c); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(ibuf), 8); /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = CHAR(msgbuf, 7); if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > 7) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This authenticates using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cbcauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ Desbuf encbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do the transformation * note we DISCARD the encrypted block; * we only care about the last one */ while ((n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8) { for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(encbuf), 8); } /* * now compute the last one, right padding with '\0' if need be */ if (n > 0) { MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); } /* * drop the bits * we write chars until fewer than 7 bits, * and then pad the last one with 0 bits */ for (n = 0; macbits > 7; n++, macbits -= 8) (void)putchar(CHAR(encbuf, n)); if (macbits > 0) { CHAR(msgbuf, 0) = 0x00; for (j = 0; j < macbits; j++) CHAR(msgbuf, 0) &pipe;= (CHAR(encbuf, n)&bits[j]); (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, 0)); } } /* * This encrypts using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(&CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes), nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]; obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the alternative Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbaenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = (ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n)) &n; bsp;&nbs; p; &pipe;0200; for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) obuf[n] = CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n)&0177; WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = ('0' + n)&pipe;0200; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the alternative Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbadec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]&pipe;0200; obuf[c] = (ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c))&0177; } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { if ((n = (obuf[nbytes-1] - '0')) < 0 &n; bsp; &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the Output FeedBack mode of DES */ ofbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) { UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = UCHAR(msgbuf, n); obuf[n] = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); } WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) ibuf[c] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, c); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Output Block Chaining mode of DES */ ofbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = UCHAR(msgbuf, c); obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); /* * dump it */ WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This authenticates using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ while ((n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) &nb; love the website, it's like that southern poverty law centre. gotta keep the j00z scared so they can get that CA$$$H. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit rusty! cbcauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ Desbuf encbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do the transformation * note we DISCARD the encrypted block; * we only care about the last one */ while ((n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8) { for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(encbuf), 8); } /* * now compute the last one, right padding with '\0' if need be */ if (n > 0) { MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); } /* * drop the bits * we write chars until fewer than 7 bits, * and then pad the last one with 0 bits */ for (n = 0; macbits > 7; n++, macbits -= 8) (void)putchar(CHAR(encbuf, n)); if (macbits > 0) { CHAR(msgbuf, 0) = 0x00; for (j = 0; j < macbits; j++) CHAR(msgbuf, 0) &pipe;= (CHAR(encbuf, n)&bits[j]); (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, 0)); } } /* * This encrypts using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(&CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes), nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]; obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the alternative Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbaenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = (ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n)) &n; bsp;&nbs; p; &pipe;0200; for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) obuf[n] = CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n)&0177; WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = ('0' + n)&pipe;0200; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the alternative Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbadec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]&pipe;0200; obuf[c] = (ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c))&0177; } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { if ((n = (obuf[nbytes-1] - '0')) < 0 &n; bsp; &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the Output FeedBack mode of DES */ ofbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) { UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = UCHAR(msgbuf, n); obuf[n] = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); } WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) ibuf[c] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, c); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Output Block Chaining mode of DES */ ofbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = UCHAR(msgbuf, c); obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); /* * dump it */ WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This authenticates using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ while ((n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = '0' + n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); /* * drop the bits * we write chars until fewer than 7 bits, * and then pad the last one with 0 bits */ for (n = 0; macbits > 7; n++, macbits -= 8) (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, n)); if (macbits > 0) { CHAR(msgbuf, 0) = 0x00; for (j = 0; j < macbits; j++) CHAR(msgbuf, 0) &pipe;= (CHAR(msgbuf, n)&bits[j]); (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, 0)); } } #ifndef FASTWAY /* * change from 8 bits/Uchar to 1 bit/Uchar */ expand(from, to) Desbuf from; /* 8bit/unsigned char string */ char *to; /* 1bit/char string */ { register int i, j; /* counters in for loop */ for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) for (j = 0; j < 8; j++) *to++ = (CHAR(from, i)>>(7-j))&01; } /* * change from 1 bit/char to 8 bits/Uchar */ compress(from, to) char *from; /* 1bit/char string */ Desbuf to; /* 8bit/unsigned char string */ { register int i, j; /* counters in for loop */ for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) { CHAR(to, i) = 0; for (j = 0; j < 8; j++) CHAR(to, i) = ((*from++)<<(7-j))&pipe;CHAR(to, i); } } #endif /* * message about usage */ usage() { (void)fprintf(stderr, "%s ", "usage: bdes [-abdp] [-F bit] [-f bit] [-k key] [-m bit] [-o bit] [-v vector]"); exit(1); } ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure the perl faggots said the same thing. even rusty can't be assed to perl anymore. but yeah system stuff... C or asm. nobody is using BCPL anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot does google like k5 or did jason kill its ranking? oh well post it everywhere, and it wont be forgotten. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure blastar would cream himself to do so. emscripten sucks for interactive stuff on node.js ... but im sure this would be 1MB plus of .js ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking internet 2.0 http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ fuck. why didnt i do this. the ultimate hardware solution to any problem. I'm pretty sure he can't http. you know being the web master that he is. He isn't in his usual place http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/roster.html ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I honestly wonder if the master debugger even knows what https is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news fellow kurons apparently god moves in mysterious ways. he's saved us of the 3,000 defective GPU updates. we can all collectively breathe a sigh of relief. maybe that job @ google would have been a good thing, you know a pay checkque and the ability to buy new equipment. Oh well, meltdown in progress. incoming test plan for mactcp! too bad he rage quit before he could bring about effective change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Maybe he's got sometihng better to do with his time. we are fast approaching the fifth annual kitten day. so who knows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me walking through the mirror right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that emscripten thing is neat but it doesn't do normal stdio.. even with node.js very weird. and of course native functions are 'javascript assembly'. jesus father in the navy christ. cabin fever + SAD Seasonal affective disorder .... Aunt Peggy probably has it too. Or mom. I can't tell the difference, because they are twins. You see when I was writing my dissertation for the nobel prize at Caltech for grinding mirrors, my father in the navy told me a secret. IM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What the fuck is this writing prompts? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In other news warp life fails to ship for yet another year, and crawford fails to get arrested. failure all around it seems. I also have some .net stuff I want to get done, but it involves mono which is, like all opensores a fucking joke. as always it's missing anything useful from .net . I can't say I'm surprised. Time to re-write some wheels. Also I need to stop k5'ing it's a fucking waste of my time. Crawford status: indeterminate, but probably free He's not in the usual place. Although it's probably just his paranoia going off right now. I'm now sitting with my back against the concrete wall. It's not so much that I'm worried about stray bullets, it's that the flashing lights make me hallucinate. Hopefully 2015 will be off to a good start with Crawford safely in prison, and warp life forever not shipping. One can always dream. look at who the futurists were Arthur C Clarke was not only a raging homosexual with zero personality but was more so transfixed on monkeys and rocks rather than human interation. And Glorious Asimov was more worried that in the future, there would be robots. Heinlein had his bugs and perpetual wars. Hubbard had his human greed. They were not very indicative on what teenage boys really want, and that is PORN! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Google is run by teh gheys. Instead, ask Bing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got a turkey and a baby. much better than 2012. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford is waiting for the right time to say his Shahada, and share his Jello cooking tips with his new brothers. Everyone agrees. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me merry christmas! It's 1am.. just getting the little one settled. again. they're excited as hell. no doubt they know whats happening tomorrow. I ordered a turkey but im too far away for delivery. so I have to pick it up. it's going to be awesome! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I ordered pizza it was good. tree is done, presents wrapped. everything is well. twas the night before christmas. as long or short as you want otherwise it doesn't matter. Belarus is apparently #1. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Buy 14 of these. Use the coupon code "MASTER121732". Sure it'll never run the much vaulted WarpLife (TM), Shipping real soon/never iView SupraPad i700QW 7.0" Touchscreen iView I-800QW 8-inch Tablet with IPS Windows 8.1 G-Sensor Bluetooth version 4.0 MiraCast 7" Capacitive Touch Screen 1024 x 600 High Resolution Intel Quad Core, BayTrail Z3735G-CR, 1.33GHz Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n 16GB Memory RAM: 1GB DDR3 Dual Camera Micro USB Port/Micro SD Card Reader Internet Browser, Calendar, Calculator, Office, Email Picture Viewing, Music/Video Playback, E book, Games An amazing thing to behold, especially at $50 USD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the movie is a dud ever heard of 'the producers'? All that Jazz? NK had nothing to do with this, the exploit had hard coded passwords & paths in there. This was an inside job, no doubt from all those infosec guys SONY laid off. But insurance, and cyberterror yo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nobody so that's why they called the insurance guys and asked them if say a terrorist threat was called in for 36,000 movie theatres, and their film was pulled how much do they get? So here we are. The real joke is that anyone actually thinks the North Koreans have anything to do with the SONY hacks, or this insurance scam. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why come speed not option for debugger? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't go into the light! I want to buy some land in Japan, but they don't let gaijin buy any. So sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They are anti drug and anti fun. Kind of like baptists, putting the fun in fundamentalism. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me O Allah forgive me and all muslims... . . . : . . . . . . . : . . . . : . . . . . : . . . . : . . . . . . . : . . . . : . . . SOMETHING something reluctant call to swords vanquish the conqueror or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I used a NSA approved system on an NSA approved network. Do you think they are listening? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trane's been dead for years now since he stuck his head in the oven. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what gives .au? gunmen, bombs, terror? sounds like mumbai, or just some want to be bullshit. I was pretty sure you'd all been <a href="http://www.stripes.com/news/pacific/first-marine-deployment-to-australia-generally-positive-study-shows-1.192012">liberated</a>. I guess time will tell if you need more liberty. Did you know MDC invented public relations? it's true! Edward Bernays is a filthy liar! Also lolz at worrying about i++ vs ++i from the guy who edits 1000's of text files by hand. NIH, ignite! thanks ive been up only 12 hours but it feels like 90. I think we are all going to sleep although they kicked me out of the hospital. they are really picky about that shit. I tried to be homeless enough to jack some power but that didn't work. Instead I paid $350 for an external battery pack that is only 75% charged. So now I wait, see my family again, get kicked out. again, go home drink all the beer and fall asleep. I hope they dont hold them for long, but everything here is different. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So yeah Had a baby today. Dr panicked as baby was too big had to do it right now I'm still kind of in shock to actually be here. Wife and baby are doing well. I gave explicit orders to make sure That kind of shit doesn't happen. And when the cut the placenta goop went everywhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I want to say but the problem is that I know if I say it's a boy then k5 gets all up in the ghey. If it's a girl, then it's raep culture for everyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking if dev/null What ever happened to that nullo on here? I thought they become an hero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Bad news for fringe media player authors FLAC is making it's way to Aunt Peggie's machine, AKA Windows 10 Where will this leave room for the independent FLAC vendor? Where is the outrage, this is worse than tying IE to the OS! I got a $100 windows 8.1 tablet it can IE11 or whatever it is ok-ish, but anything else is just horrible. The windows tablet thing was such an utter failure. Good thing they gave up the desktop market for that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Waiting for trane to go hiking With Thurler and Kitten ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine you caught me I ate the chocolate. Also Boys Town ... what a scandal! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me asia is devoid of pumpkins sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't crawc0c dismiss this guy? I bet froggOS is green with envy right now! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And you guys thought I was delusional.... .... Back when I asserted that I had just found The Holy Grail back in the summer of 2006. Check dulcineatech.com's WHOIS. You'll see that I created the record a couple days after posting that profoundly delusional diary, then sat on the domain with no website or email at ball until sometime in 2009 or so. While I haven't actually checked, I expect The Wayback Machine will show that until I announced Warp Life, no one other than a highly regarded business attorney have ever had the first clue what I was going on about. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2012/5/19/111141/819/10#10 So is WarpLife now 6 years old or 8? Rusty seems to have killed most of the history of such an important milestone in software development, all I can find is this diary http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2011/7/30/15485/3578 Also LOL @ Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner District 1 North County mike@communard.org Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State good lord. Communist Retard Party. Also speaking of retards, Blastar wanted me to tell you despite the early start on Black Friday, he's still alive. I had one of those pressurized helmets They use in fighters. not only was it super passive aggressive, but you couldn't heat a fucking thing outside once you got it on and powered it up. I mean this blocked out the noise if a jet engine, rockets and machine guns. Sadly it didn't have any cool insignias. But it did have a picture of a family inside. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah I have a windows phone it's "OK" ... the UI works fine for a phone. I also got a Windows 8.1 tablet. I paid just under $200 for the two of them. They work "OK" but its the apps, or the lack thereof. God help those idiots who bought into RT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Applications that Use ZooLib Applications that Use ZooLib Most of the applications that use ZooLib are products from educational software publisher Learning in Motion, as they have been ZooLib author Andrew Green's primary client for several years. It is hoped that someday this list will become so large and updates to it will be submitted so frequently that we can no longer keep up with submissions. In the meantime, if you develop a program that uses ZooLib, please send information about it to Michael Crawford at crawford@goingware.com so you can get a little free advertising and our credibility will go up a notch. The Products * Knowledge Forum Not surprisingly a 404 error. URL should be http://www.learninginmotion.com/products/kf/ but obviously they can't be assed to mention that. It's infested with this 'java' thing my OS keeps warning me not to run. * Measurement in Motion And again a 404. The URL should be http://www.learninginmotion.com/products/measurement/ Why does the maintainer hate their products so much? The pictures look clearly from OS X 10.2, such ancient, much wow. * Instant Makeover from BeautyRiot Pretty sure this does not use zoolib. There are other products under development by other vendors that have yet to be announced. LOL are there? I don't even see a port of DOOM (the new hello world) to zoolib. Not even a shitty MP3 or OGG player. I haven't updated that page in over ten years. LOL the experience speaks for itself. Maybe you should login and update it so it reflects the modern world and you can show these fabulous "other applications" that don't exist. but Ill take another hit from the Crawford excuse generator ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's a diversion, not an excuse. give me a good excuse why you haven't updated the page in 10 years.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lots Lots NONE. Ok I get it, nobody uses it. You've received zero emails so you never updated the page. And worse not even bothered to correct it. SEO / Webmaster / Excuse maker. It'll be 2015 soon, and that means a new version of iOS. Oh well it's time for a new secret, a new domain and a new business plan. Ring in 2015 with more frogg! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must pain you that you are not among the zoolib successful. whomever they are. Although it's painfully obvious they don't exist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hard to think of this place as relevant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10 REASONS WHY MINIMUM WAGE IS A BAD IDEA 1. Minimum wage jobs are a stepping stone to better job. They are not meant for person to live on or to support a family. Unless you have another source of income or low expenses, such as parents, retirement, roommates, etc, you should not accept a low wage position permanently. 2. Current minimum wage employees will be forced to do more work. In order to keep labor costs down, minimum wage employees will have to take on more responsibilities and job duties to make up the difference in man hours available. 3. Since more people are willing to work for the higher wage, the current minimum wage workers are more likely to be replaced by higher quality workers or automated systems, such as computer checkouts, and instead of earning higher wages, current workers will find themselves unemployed. 4. No wars have been fought over minimum wage. Wars have been fought over nuclear weapons, taxes, tariffs, land use, religion, slavery, etc., but not a single person has ever died fighting for minimum wage. If it is as important as those other things why does the USA do so much business with countries that don't pay an equivalent minimum wage? Why are we not invading those countries so that we can institute minimum wage policies? Are the proponents of minimum wage ready to kill and be killed for minimum wage? 5. The minimum wage law currently has so many exceptions that it is practically useless today. Where are the protests outside of Goodwill? Or for prison labor which is essentially slavery? 1a. Family Farmhands - $0.00/hr 2a. Paper delivery persons - $0.00/hr 3a. Outside Sales and Real Estate Agents - $0.00/hr 4a. Mentally or physically disabled workers - $fixed/part produced 5a. Goodwill disabled workers - $0.22 - $1.57/hr 6a. Prisoners - $0.12 - $1.46/hr 7a. Golf Caddies - $10.50/18 holes 8a. Tipped Employees - $2.33/hr 9a. Camp Consoler - $210 / week 10a. Apprentice Training < 90 days - $4.25/hr 11a. Part Time Student - $6.16/hr 6. Minimum wage causes job loss and employment to move overseas. The most recent example is American Samoa, a US Territory subject to federal law, which had to incrementally increase its minimum wage starting in 2007. The unemployment went from 6% to 29%, and while average earnings went up by 27%, prices went up 34%, making life more difficult on the island. It got so bad that President Obama had to freeze the increases until 2015, leaving the minimum wage at $5.59/hr currently. 7. Minimum wage laws close the gap between the middle class and lower class at the expense of the middle class. There is only so much money available in a company for raises. If it all goes to minimum wage workers, it will not go to middle class workers. While raising prices may help cover some costs, middle class workers will lose buying power due to frozen wages and higher prices. 8. Minimum wage leads to price increases, but the price increase is not distributed fairly. A popular example is if a box of Mac & Cheese went up $0.01 to cover Walmart workers. But how much of this penny goes to the farmers, bakers, cheese makers, manufacturers, packagers, inspectors, marketers, and everyone else it took to make that Mac & Cheese? Why does the person that carries it from the back of the store to the shelf get all of price increase? Shouldn't the price increase be distributed based on the work put into the Mac & Cheese? 9. Change it yourself. If you think the person taking your order at McDonalds doesn't make enough, give them some extra money when you order. Or better yet, start a restaurant chain where everyone makes a living wage, so that no one has to take a minimum wage job. There is no reason to use the force of government to change something people could do on their own. 10. It's your decision to work for less than minimum wage. The government should not be involved in voluntary transaction where both parties agree to a certain wage. Slavery is already illegal. Fraud is illegal. Workers who choose to work for less than $7.25 an hour cannot be exploited if that choice is made freely. If you don't like minimum wage, don't work for minimum wage, but stay out of other's people business. check the log it'll tell you why/how it rebooted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me same place it's been since Windows NT 3.1 eventvwr.exe then go to the system log. Sorry after Vista they made the LOG thing kind of retarded looking. So you have to click on Windows logs -> System on the left pane, then you'll see all the system events. If you know from the file timestamp when it was last writing it may give you a hint. reboots should have something to designate them. search for restart or reboot The process C:/Windows/servicing/TrustedInstaller.exe (FUCKBILLG) has initiated the restart of computer FUCKBILLG on behalf of user NT AUTHORITYSYSTEM for the following reason: Operating System: Upgrade (Planned) Reason Code: 0x80020003 Shutdown Type: restart Comment: Stuff like this is usually bad: The system has rebooted without cleanly shutting down first. This error could be caused if the system stopped responding, crashed, or lost power unexpectedly. But you get the idea. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've always configured windows update to download and not install/reboot... I don't even think about it. Oh well, things you learn. But you have to understand if they didn't force updates automatically Aunt Peggy would still be Running Windows with zero hotfixes/service packs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no problem. I'm still torn if autopatch/update/reboot is a "good thing" or bad... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit! Crawfordian graduate of procrastination detected! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me from what I know you've got it 100% wrong. but ask sye. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so when you are cold and hungry is when you go off the rails? I'm surprised you even talk about that portland startup group. anyways, you were in jail (yet again) so you missed my opus: Think about what you're leaving behind for your grandchildren. If you didn't phone in bomb threats, and call 9-11 like they were your best friend you wouldn't miss out on this kind of stuff. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing not a god damned thing. the same monkeys banging the same stones. debs did write his book though. mumble wrote some shell script, and crawfish is manic. I was hoping sye would pick up her erotic poetry but it seems not so. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know why but I checked http://zoolib.sourceforge.net/doc/applications.html a bunch of 404's and the maintainer's email bounces. care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Welcome to the year 12015! Here we are 10,000 in the future. People still exist as do computers. Now you must ask yourself, what technology do we keep from 10,000 years ago? It's simple, the answer is the iPad. Why? Because WarpLife finally shipped last week. All it took was 10,000 years to get it out the door. the largest reason why y2k wasn't is becase we fixed that shit in the bank before it failed. But yes it was also a massive upgrade/buy new shit gravy train. But our COBOL shit would have most certainly failed. And millions of americans without credit cards would have been a bad thing. replacing our 3270's with PC's which then needed to be refreshed because the 486's BIOS was "not compatible" (they worked fine post y2k I don't get what the deal was) seemed like an extravagant expense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford should be an underwater welder since he is an expert welder, despite never having done it professionally. And he's an expert diver, because his father was in the NAVY. underwater welders make pretty good money too. emulation and virtualization. I know you haven't kept up with the market, being in & out of various detention facilities, but I've kept all my shit running, and many others as well. Yes it even supports ancient hardware peripherals. Since you've done none of this construction/diver/welder fantasy professionally that means you have no resume, and no relevant experience. And what about your shaky hands? Maybe you should better use your time getting some meds for your diabetes rather than going all manic crazy thinking you are a tradesman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't you have a tree to jerk off to? Lol running nakid in the woods, jerking off to k5. now who's the loser? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit wooosh have you ever worked on a mainframe? that shit is all emulated, they don't make mainframe processors anymore. Holy shit, you do realize that if you had taken your 68000 skillz along with the carbon framework, and made a way to run old applications that could cope with carbon on new systems people would pay for that? even when it comes to games, plenty of people are selling old MS-DOS and Amiga games using emulation. There are plenty of VAX/PDP-11/20 stuff out there running combination hardware/software emulation. Why even the mighty Dec Alpha is emulated to run VMS and True64. Jesus mike you done fucked up in this one. You of all people should enjoy preserving the look and feel of older software. why retrain when you can keep everything intact? Even with VMware, I've kept legacy ASP 3.0 on NT 4.0 applications alive by converting old dying hardware into a VM that has been migrated from VMWare ESX 2, 3, 4, and 5. And it gets faster every time they drop in new hardware. Really how many banks run legacy code on legacy systems? How many of those legacy systems are even real today? You missed the boat bigtime on this one. Even ARDI's Executor is opensource these days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me UNIX will be around forever. there are plenty of 68000 emulators. The problem is this is like calling your bluff. It could be done, you know it could be done, but you're bored of this already and you won't do it. I mean FFS, this guy has a 68000 in javascript. Or you could use something open, like WASTE. Even Microsoft used this for Internet Explorer. In the long run, take a look at the world of 1970 and the world of today. what things survive? What has come and gone, and what has hung around. The fact that I can boot up 32v on a modern machine speaks to the power of emulation. The problem is you tied your anchor to closed systems. But such is life, UI's have been in shift as the freebie ones just fucking suck and commercial stuff comes and goes. Eventually we will hit a point where Win32 will no longer be with us. But you better believe that there will be a tremendous need to keep it going. Much like some people still hang onto CP/M and MS-DOS today. And yes, via emulation people still keep selling MS-DOS based stuff. Pick something to do, and stick with it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the larger problem is that you do neither You aren't Feynman. You won't be Feynman. I know your manic ego won't listen to that, but behold ye mighty, look upon your oggfrogg and despair. None of these inventors of 10,000 years ago are remembered, what makes you think any of this will be remembered? maybe mumble will submit his k5dump to archive.org after rusty dies. but that is a race to see who dies first. What if the archive.org people are taken out first? My DNA will continue, that is the only lasting legacy anyone can hope for in the long run. If you didn't have such a massive case of NIH syndrome you may be able to get things done. Maybe. But not today. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hurrah I hope you expanded on that. no. developed a forum? no. Saw some way to go beyond? No just abandoned. you should update it with how you wound up incarcerated, with a criminal record, and homeless as so many other mentally ill do. Instead here we are again dreaming about selling broken cameras that nobody will want when the new ones are even cheaper than what you could possibly justify for your time. Yes I know it's not 'environmentally friendly' but neither is buying a new car to save $0.20 in fuel charges. Trying to tell consumers this is a waste of time, they have been programmed and conditioned by the same psychologists that you talk out of helping you. But you are more of a charity case, getting people to buy things they don't need is far more profitable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is that $5 paywall working no you come here to waste your time. unplug. write . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So a homeless man is going to advise people In the purchase of a house. He is going to leverage the zero years experience he has as a bonded contractor. But not to worry, the customers will flock to his website to regail tales of ignorant motherfucker and all about how he used the five virtual machines to solve the software problem. But surely this one time he did some acting in highschool counts? He is an avid supporter of the arts! I see nothing but success with this plan. I can't wait to receive his newsletter on what makes a house a home. I landed some kerbals on the Mn first shot today. I'm clearly an aerospace engineer! Why I've even visited the Cape, and saw many a launch. I have to remind myself to work harder at my contract job, since I don't want to end up cold and hungry. right zero professional experience As a gc. And now you are a welder??? How long ago was 8th grade?? If you were a competent contractor how would you compete with Mexicans? Hope you still have 24hour Spanish ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you have zero experence this one time you were into acting but they made you a stage hand doesn't count. You don't speak spanish, nobody is letting you near any construction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude you know nothing about construction it's ok. You've never done it professionally. I know you are getting manic, and think of yourself as a master craftsman, but here we go again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me since when? Plenty of slaves in the bible. Plenty of pontiffs signed off on it too! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more. why were you playing maddame? the girls can shoot him down if they so wish. Chinese girls have such a rough time in Italy and France... but I've always found the places quite fun. even though my father wasn't in the Navy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me At dawn, I think the night I accidentally found a nakid picture of sye, along with some subversive poem. I thought you'd like to see it. 1 The woman dark chest exceptionally quiet evening Night of the cicadas in her breath long Woo 2 Those who do not face Yun thinking no gas Serenity stood in the shadow of the night stand salty 3 Her body has perfume by tree by tree blind when she hugged Her body has banyan Banyan Tree Holstein know this thing was 4 Night stay in the water footprints are small fish to avoid Fung Hong Kong Water shrimp sauce footprints holding drumsticks on a drum Minato morning 5 Sixi rent water water water mushroom yi yi station ditch If you ask me the coat across the thin air rent Tan 6 ; Switchgrass eleven whip night braids I hope in her black hair Likewise beat my face 7 I look at the night chu I have a night Xin I smell the night I enjoy the night Night holding my own, like water fish 8 Night roost in the trees total Cangtianzaishang 9 Those who wait for dawn full of praise of the sun All my enemies False eye solitary pulled disguised as a nitrile I can only stand naked in front of it 10. The woman's face dark I do not sound Wei Shen Xian Flickering 2006119 November 9, 2006 sauce. Interview:Freeman Dyson Going back to October of 1978, and the first issue of Omni Magazine. Planet farming, laser rockets, intelligent clouds, and asteroid colonization -- are but a sampling of the visionary ideas of physicist Freeman J. Dyson. "One should expect that, within a few thousand years of its entering the stage of industrial development, any intelligent species should be found occupying an artificial biosphere which completely surrounds its parent star." For 20 years now. Professor Freeman J, Dyson has been discussing mind-boggling prospects in just that calm, matter-of-fact, "one-should-expect" way. It is his hobby, he says disarmingly, something that grew up alongside his career as one of the finest, mathematical physicists of our time. To his colleagues at Princeton's Institute for Advanced Studies, Dyson is known for his understanding ot what goes on in the core of a star or in the interaction of high-energy beams of subnuclear particles -- contributions that have earned him Ihe American Institute of Physics' Heineman 5 Prize, the Royal Society's Hughes Medal, among other honors. To a wider circle. though, he is known for imagining an artificial 4 biosphere -- or environment in which life can exist-- called the" Dyson shell." It is avat structure buili by dismantling a Jupiter-sized planet and using the raw material to provide living area millions of times greater than that of any planet. He further suggests that the powerful gravitational field of a white-dwarf binary star might serve as a super-slingshot to accelerate interstellar voyagers free of fuel costs . . . and that an army of self-reproducing automatons could mine the ice of Saturn's moons and use il to make chill, arid Mars a garden planet. Freeman Dyson was born in Crowlhorne, England, in 1923, He attended a public school in Winchester where his father was a teacher, entering Cambridge during World War II. After two years of service with the RAF's bomber command, he took a B.A, in mathematics (his specialty was number theory). Dyson came to the United Stales in 1947. after a few years at Cambridge and the University of Birmingham. Al Cornell, he was drawn from mathematics into physics by the influence of Richard Feynman and Hans Bethe; in 1 953, he moved io the Institute for Advanced Studies where he has worked since then. Dyson's speculative side lay dormant, he says, until 1 956 when he met physicist and bomb designer Ted Taylor at a series of conferences convened by the General Atomic Co. in San Diego. They worked together on the fail-safe design of the TRIGA research reactor, and on Project Orion -- a plan to propel spacecraft far larger than Apollo (even the size of a city!) by detonating nuclear or thermonuclear bombs behind a "pusher plate." Since then, the two men have been close friends, stimulating each other in imaginative synergy. Dyson also has worked tor the U.S. Disarmament Agency, served as consultant to NASA and the Department of Defense, and is a former chairman of Ihe Federation of American Scientists. Today, at 55, Dyson is more freewheeling than ever in his speculation. Conversing with him leaves one slightly breathless as he jumps from details of a rocket that might be launched tomorrow lo the outlook for the next ten billion years of evolution. After a while, one begins to sort out what he says by how he begins each sentence. "It's inevitable . . ."signifies his certainty about the next century or two; "It seems obvious. . ."enlarges the scope to the future of mankind on the earth; and "One should expect. . ." can reach from the Big Bang to the end of the cosmos. Dyson is a small, compact man with sharp features ("I don't have much hope for your pictures," he warns; "my_ children always say my nose looks like the beak of a bird") frequently softened by a half-smile. When the smile breaks into laughter, which is often, the laugh is that of a hearty, delighted young man, and it seems almost too large for its owner. However much he may deprecate his "hobby," Dyson clearly enjoys it -- as well as the reactions of his more staid colleagues. In the last decade, Dyson has been watching and advising the growth of Princeton physics professor Gerard O'Neill's plans for self-sufficient colonies in space, supplied with raw material catapulted from the moon by an electromagnetic "mass driver". The interview began with that subject: Dyson: I think O'Neill saw what I and others did not see -- that the public was ready to get excited about space again. It seemed after Apollo that people were turned off; they'd seen too many moon rocks. I thought it would be hopeless to get people interested in space colonies for twenty years or so. But O'Neill showed that you could get them interested, especially young people. It showed great courage and insight on his part. Omni: Is it because he's talking about colonization, rather than a there-and-back expedition like Apollo'? Or because he's showing how the colonies could pay for themselves by building solar-power satellites to supply energy to earth? Dyson; I doubt the economic aspect was that important. It came later, when O'Neill was trying to get the Establishment- NASA and the Congress -- interested. He had to sell it on economics, but as far as the public is concerned, it isn't that. Omni: How do you explain O'Neill's success in view of the current mistrust of "big technology," of big government projects, and so on? Dyson: I don't really know. Perhaps I should say that while I have the greatest respect and admiration for O'Neill, space colonization on that scale isn't entirely in my taste: the big colonies he envisions are a little too hygienic for me. I've done some historical research on the costs of the Mayflower's voyage, and on the Mormons emigration to Utah, and I think it's possible to go into space on a much smaller scale. A cost on the order of $40,000 per person would be the target to shoot for; in terms of real wages, that would make it comparable to the colonization of America. Unless it's brought down to that level it's not really interesting to me, because otherwise it would be a luxury that only governments could afford. Omni: Where would your Mayflower -style colonists go? Dyson: I'd put ray.money on the asteroids. Dandridge Cole and others suggested using a solar mirror to melt and hollow out an iron astero d. and in O'NsiTs book his homesteaders build their own shells from the minerals available out there. I wouldn't accept either of those as the most sensible course: I think you should find an asteroid which is not iron or nickel, but some kind of soil that you could grow things in. Omni: What do you mean by soil ? Dyson: Well, we have specimens of meteoritic material called carbonaceous chondrite, which looks like soil -- it's black, crumbly stuff containing a good deal of water; it has enough carbon, nitrogen, oxygen so that there's some hope you could grow vegetables in it, and it's soft enough to dig' without using dynamite. Omni: So you think it would be worth looking for an asteroid like that rather than trying to transform a raw stone or metal asteroid? Dyson: Yes, if it's to be done on a pioneer basis, you'd jolly well better find a place where you can grow things right away. Otherwise, it's inevitably a much slower and more expensive job. Omni: Is the sunlight at that distance adequate to grow plants? Dyson: I think so. Plants are very flexible in their requirements, you know, and they could be genetically altered if it's needed. After all, a lot of things grow very well even in England. . . Omni: What about colonizing the moon? Too much gravity? Dyson: That . . . and it's simply too close to home. Too easy for the tax man to find you. And choosing a place to go is not just a question of freight charges. There have always been minorities who valued their differences and their independence enough to make very great sacrifices, and it seems obvious to me that it's going to happen again. Omni: So you think we may not go in for the big O'Neill-type colonies after all? Dyson: We may not, but others may. I was in Russia two years ago for a conference on telescopes, and all that anyone there wanted to hear about was O'Neill's ideas. They knew that he and I were both at Princeton, and assumed I could tell them every:ning about space Colonies. The point is that in Russia, they have very little of our current mistrust of technology on the grand scale -- in fact, it.fits in very well with their ideas about our relationship to nature. Thousands of engineers working on a giant framework Moating >n soace, that's a picture that excites them very much. I wouldn't be surprised if they choose that. If they do, the historical analogy becomes very strong: the Russians play the role of the Spanish colonists in the New World, and people like me are more like the English, with smaller, scattered, decentralized colonies. Of course, it took the English much longer to get going, but when we did go, we did a better job. Omni: As for the "going" -- how will that happen? In The Curve of Binding Energy (Ballantine Paperback, 1976) John McPhee quotes you as having hoped that Project Orion would put men on Mars by 1965, Saturn by 1 970. Looking back on it today, do you think that "bomb" propulsion should have been followed up? Dyson; First, you have to remember that the background against which we're judging Orion has changed dramatically since the nuclear test ban treaty of 1 963. At the time we were working on it, we calculated that launching Orion would add no more than one percent to the radiation from atmospheric tests. But that amount would be quite unacceptable under the current ground rules, and rightly so. In some sense, I do regret that we didn't try it -- but history simply passed it by. Omni: What about using chemical rockets to put an Orion-type ship into orbit, then going from there on nuclear explosions? Dyson: We did consider that in the later proposals. It would have been disappointing to sacrifice Orion's advantages for the first and most difficult stage . . . and in any case, although the radioactive debris using that approach would not have been nearly so great as that from a ground launch, much of it would still have made its way down in the atmosphere. Omni: Are there any current propulsion ideas as promising as Orion was in its time? Dyson: There are several that I think are just as good, if not better. First, there's the ground-based laser system that [physicist] Arthur Kantrowitz has advocated. The ship would simply carry reaction mass -- it could be water-- and the lasers would follow it upward, delivering energy to vaporize the reaction mass. What's nice about the idea is that it would permit you to get into orbit with one stage, costing perhaps 510,000 for a ton of payload. The launching facility could be a "public highway" into space for the kind of small-scale colonization we were talking about; you'd make your reservation and show up with the equipment you'd need wherever you were going -- perhaps not an individual or a single family, but certainly a small group. Omni: What would lasers putting out that kind of power do to the air as they passed? It sounds like there'd be a spectacular "Star Wars" beam snapping, crackling, and so on. . . Dyson: Actually, it wouldn't be like that at all. Remember, air is very transparent, especially at the ten-micron infrared wavelength involved in this scheme. There shouldn't be more than a ten or twenty percent energy loss along the way, and it would be spread over quite a large volume of air. The idea isn't without problems, of course; the air would be heated slightly, which would cause it to expand, so it would tend to defocus the beam. But the biggest problems are in the design of the motor, the structure that receives the laser energy and converts it into heat as efficiently as possible. Unfortunately no one has built even a prototype yet. Omni: Then you foresee no problem as far as the laser itself is concerned; does that mean work on very high-powered lasers is progressing satisfactorily for military applications, say? Dyson: I couldn't say. But there's no reason to use a single giant laser. You could just as easily use a battery of smaller ones, each with a power level that's attainable today. Another possibility is O'Neill's mass driver. It's an old idea as far as ground launching is concerned, but his proposal to adapt it for thrust in space is new. On the ground, of course, it shares the laser system's chiel advantage: you needn't carry along your energy source. There are various ideas on what to use as reaction mass for applications in space. If you get into earth orbit via chemical rockets, for example, you could grind up the empty fuel tanks into powder and use that. Some of it would end up harmlessly in the atmosphere, and the rest would be no significant addition to the ambient dust in the solar system. A liquefied gas would be even better. The third idea, which would be for travel within the solar-system although hardly for launching anything, is our old friend the solar sail. That's a very old idea-- It's in sander, writing in 1 924, and I wouldn't be surprised if it could be found in Tsiolkovsky even earlier. Omni: Has anyone worked that idea out in detail? Dyson: Not too long ago, NASA invited proposals for a mission to' rendezvous with Halley's Comet in 1986, and several groups did studies. It's a terribly hard mission, and chemical rockets can't even begin to get near; it means getting into an orbit going the other way around the sun, a huge velocity change, so the only possibility of doing it at all is with some low-thrust, long-duration propulsion system. So a group of solar-sail enthusiasts at the [NASA] Jet Propulsion Laboratory did a summer study on the mission. They put together a very thorough and really promising proposal, in the "real world," with launch dates and everything. They were working with a Mr. McNeil, a private-enterprise type, who is the inventor of a soitUnless you enforce a total prohibition on genetic research, it's inevitable that people are going to make their children better than themselves. The techniques to do that will be available in the next century. lar sail he calls the Heliogyro, which is very clever from an engineering point of view and much easier to manage than just a big square piece of foil. So they put this document together, and when it was finished they went to the JPL management and asked them to recommend to NASA that it be tried. The outcome, and I quote: "The principal limitation preventing the sail from receiving a positive recommendation. . .was the high risk associated with asserting its near-term readiness in the face of absolutely no proof-of-concept tests." Omni: Hmmmm. . .who else did they expect to test it? Dyson: The problem is, of course, that they can't afford to fail. The rules of the game are that you don't take a chance, because if you fail, then probably your whole program gets wiped out. Omni: Would a change at the top, say in NASA, open it up to ideas like the solar sail, or laser launching? Dyson: I don't think the problem is with NASA, but with the whole political system by which government projects are funded. You can't afford to fail, it's as simple as that. Congress just doesn't provide money tor things unless they're sure to work. Of course the situation could change, but the change has to be primarily in Congress; I don't think any management at NASA could do very differently from what they're doing at the moment. The trouble is, the scientists aici'l interested in new propulsion methods either, They just want the good old reliable rockets; they want to get their stuff into orbit and that's it. So scientists are not going to provide the kind of push that's needed. Omni: So O'Neill's approach might be the only way to create a constituency tor space colonization? Dyson: That's not the way I want to go. You see, O'Neill also has this no-risk philosophy very strongly. Omni: Then how do you reach Congress? Dyson: Perhaps you can't. That's the whole question. I'd like to do it with private enterprise. There are people like Gary Hudson, who would like to go into business completely independent of NASA and put stuff into orbit commercially. He believes he can undersell NASA by a factor of ten. Maybe he's right; I wouldn't be surprised. It's Just hard getting the customers. Well, as he says, he has lots of people lined up for his second launch. Omni: Is it fair to say that for you, the most important aspect of space colonization is that it be cheap, flexible, small-scale? Dyson: Yes. I'm not altogether fanatical about it, not really a follower of Schumacher. One needs the big enterprises, too. . .there may be things that demand them, and I think it would be a great mistake to be too ideological and say "we must not do it because it's big," which some of my friends tend to do. I merely say that at the moment we're only doing the big expensive stuff, and that's stupid. Omni: Short of orbiting enough solar power satellites to fill all our needs, what do you see as possible answers to our current energy dilemmas? What about fusion? Dyson: I would have to say that at the moment fusion doesn't look good. Even the best fusion reactor would use ten times as many neutrons to produce a kilowatt of electricity as a fission reactor. Of course, with fission you have a very different set of problems, and we may make the political decision to avoid those -- but on technical and economic grounds alone, fission looks better. I'm very wa/y of any statement that something can't be done, though -- somebody may come up with a new approach to fusion power tomorrow, and i could be totally wrong. Omni: And what about near-term uses of solar power? Dyson: Right now I'm involved with a solarenergy scheme that Ted Taylor is promoting; I'm just as excited about it as I was about Orion. Ted's a man I'll always be willing to follow. He's always years ahead of the rest of us, and he decided a few years ago that solar energy was the thing to work on. What we're aiming for is a trial here in Princeton of a system centered around a solar pond, a system that would provide heating, cooling, and electricity for a hundred homes, for a capital investment of half a million dollars. It's a very earthbound, low-technology project -- essentially village technology, something that the Indians, the Thais, the Nigerians, could put to use at once. The basic requirement is a lot of plumbing, and you can find plumbers anywhere -- in fact, you may find better plumbers in the "underdeveloped" countries- than here! And the only mass-produced component would be the heat engines, and (hose you can buy off the shelf right now, cheap and quite efficient. I don't know if we can do it, but if we can, we'd turn the world upside down; it beats anything. Omni: How far along is the project? Dyson: Oh, it's nowhere yet -- just Ted's enthusiasm and a few pieces of paper. We've had negotiations with the Department of Energy, but it's just laughable-- you can't even get to the people who matter with anything this small. Omni: Even you? Even Taylor? Dyson: That's right. But (he amusing thing is that it really doesn't matter whether we succeed or not, because there are- hundreds of other little groups like us. around the world. One or another is going to come up with the right idea, and it's no tragedy if ours fails. If it isn't sotar ponds, it'll be something else along those lines. There are so many variables -- it's like finding the best way to design a bicycle, lots of details that you only get right after a long time. The most difficult part will no doubt turn out to be figuring out how to dig the ponds cheaply, how to keep children from falling in, and so on. . .! This is a wild extrapolation, but I think it's worth saying: One of these solar pond systems takes just about the same amount of money and land, per capita, as a highway. If the U.S. were to derive all its energy from solar ponds, it would mean essentially making over again the same kind of investment we've made in our road system -- one percent of the land area, and something like a thousand billion dollars. Omni: Presumably a cleaner investment. . . Dyson: Not all that clean -- I'm sure there'd be a lot of people who'd object to having these ponds around, and it'd involve many of the same problems as roads. But at least ponds won't stop you from walking from one place to another! Oh, there'd be problems. Sunlight ieso abundant, if you can just think up any sensible scheme that will make use of it at five-percent efficiency, you're in. That doesn't mean' we should drop fission or the research into fusion, of course. Omni: OK, let's assume we get through the next few years, and find sources thai will let us keep expanding our energy use. But will we? The thinking behind the Dyson shell, and some of the other 'cosmic engineering' projects, seems to be that any advanced civilization will keep doing more of the same thing we've been doing in the last tew centuries. Is that a safe assumption? Dyson: Oh no, that isn't my assumption at all. When I wrote about the possibility of detecting infrared emissions from a shell built around a star, the rules of my game were "What could we detect?" There may be many advanced civilizations that don't handle vast quantities of energy, or that do it In a way we can't imagine and can't detect. But if there are any which do try to make the most of the total output of their stars, we should be able to spot them. Omni: As you know, a number of science fiction books and stories have made use of your speculations. Was there a reverse influence -- did fiction influence you? Dyson: Certainly. As a child I read through all the Jules Verne books I could find, I read Wells, and enjoyed them very much. I read very little else actually because I was a poor reader. But the one who set my style of thinking, certainly the most influential, was Olaf Stapledon, with his Star Maker and Last and First Men. I remember they were in Pelican paperbacks, ninepence each, and one day I sat in Paddington Station for two or three hours, reading Star Maker. It seemed to me perfectly obvious that that was the way fo think about space and about the future -- that kind of broad scope, that kind of scale. Omni: You must be aware that some of your colleagues lake a jaundiced view of your ideas about giant trees growing on comets, taking Jupiter apart to build a Dyson shell, and soon. Does it bother you to know that they're out there, muttering about 'Dyson's crazy ideas'? Dyson: Not at all, Keep in mind, I'm also a perfectly respectable physicist, and the speculation is a hobby. It's become well known, but I've grown used to the idea that people very often become famous for accidental reasons. It's amusing to think that someday all my 'serious' work will probably be a footnote in a textbook, when everybody remembers what 1 did on the side . . .! Anyway, what do i have to lose? I have tenure here, and no one expects much from a theoretical physicist once he's past fifty anyway! Omni: In an article some years ago, you pointed out that chemical energy -- the kind in our bodies and brains, the kind we've built a technological civilization on -- is very small, even trivial, compared to the major forms ol energy in the universe: gravitational, kinetic, nuclear, and so on. Yet here we' are. Is there something about chemical energy to account for that? Dyson: It is very, very special. The beauty of chemical energy is that it's so enormously flexible, and it can serve so many different purposes at once. It's a good way of storing energy, a good way of releasing it in a controlled fashion, a good way of transferring il from one point to another. I think that's why life makes use of it. There have been ideas, people trying to imagine creatures living inside neutron stars and various other unlikely places. Olaf Stapledon, of course, wrote about living stars-- Omni: And there's Fred Hoyle's 'Black Cloud,' an intelligent nebula of gas and dust, . . . Dyson: All these things may be possible, but we've absolutely no reason to believe it at the moment. What chemical energy has that the other forms don't is versatility, the huge variety of structures, the variety of types of chemical bond. It's a very many-sided thing. But it's hard to know just what is responsible for its 'specialness,' because we've nothing else yet to com- pare it with. Omni; What's your immediate reaction to, say, Hoyle's black cloud? Does it seem unlikely? Dyson: I think it's very plausible. In fact, I was thinking about just that in another connection, another of he things I've been working on as a hobby What is the ultimate fate of living creatures in the universe? There seem to be two possibilities: either we all get fried or we all get frozen. If we all get fried, it's not very interesting. The universe collapses into a big .black hole, temperature goes to infinity-- it's all over, nothing you can do. The alternative is much more interesting: that the universe is open and expands forever. The conventional view is that that is also a depressing prospect, because everything gets cold and just disperses. It's Stapledon's "nothing left in the whole cosmos but darkness and the dark whiffs of dust that once were galaxies." But I've been thinking lately -- if the universe is open, could we survive? Could life and intelligence survive? I think probably we could, but it would have to be in the form of a black cloud -- there'll be no possibility for chemical life to survive. Omni: Do you mean that we would transform ourselves into such a form, or that we would evolve into it? Dyson: It's . . .it's hard for us to grasp the time scale involved, it's unimaginably long. As a rule of thumb, it takes a million years to evolve a new species, ten million for a new genus, one hundred million for a class, a billion for a phylum . . . and that's about as far as your imagination can go. In five billion years or less, we've evolved from some sort of primordial slime into human beings . . . what would happen in another ten billion years? It's just utterly impossible to conceive of ourselves changing as drastically as that over and over again, but ... I think all you can say is that the material form that life would take on that kind of time scale is completely open. To change from a human being to a black cloud'may seem a big-order, but it's the kind of change you'd expect anyway over billions of years. There's all the time in the world for evolution before the sun runs out of fuel. What I envisage as the structural unit of such a creature is simply dust grains, probably made of iron or some convenient stuff, probably charged and working on each other with electric and magnetic forces. One can imagine enormously complex structures built out of these things. What would corresponds to a muscle, or a nerve synapse? I haven't the faintest idea . . . it's an open-ended system, in the same way as the organic fluids we're made ot, and the electromagnetic forces would give you a means of tying it together, coordinating it. It could be just as complex, even more complex than what we see around us now. 6/n five billion years or less, we've evolved from some sort of primordial slime into human beings. What would happen in another ten billion years? The material form that life would take on over that time scale is completely open3 Omni: Then how do we manage to understand the universe at all? Do you agree with Carl Sagan, for example, that we find the mathematics of gravitation so simple and elegant because natural selection eliminated the apes who couldn't understand? Dyson: Not at all. For apes to come out of the trees, and change in the direction of being able to write down Maxwell's equations . . . I don't think you can explain that by natural selection at all. It's just a miracle. Omni: You have also written that "as we look out into the universe and identify the many accidents of physics and astronomy that have worked together to our benefit, it almost seems as if the universe must in some sense have known that we were coming." Is that a playful suggestion? Dyson: It's not playful at all. Omni: Then we seem to be talking about sentiments that most people would consider religious. Are they religious for you? Dyson: Oh yes. . . .It's always difficult to mix science and religion without making a fool of oneself -- in fact, it's probably impossible, and one is probably very unwise even to try. . , Omni: Well, let's say that the pressure of this interview is forcing you out on a limb. As we all know, the dominant tendency in modern science+ias been to assert that we occupy no privileged place, that the universe does not care, that science and religion don't mix. Where do you fit into those ideas? Dyson: The tendency you're talking about is a modern one, not old. I think it became almost a dogma only with the fight for acceptance of Darwinism, Huxley versus Bishop Wilberforce, and so on. Before the nineteenth century, scientists were not ashamed of being religious, but since Darwin, it's been taboo. The biologists are stiff fighting Wilberforce. If you look now, the view that everything is due to chance and to little bits of molecular clockwork is mostly propounded by biologists, particularly people like Jacques Monod -- whereas the physicists have become far more skeptical about that. If you actually look at the way modern physics is going, it's very far from that. Yes, it's the biologists who've made It so hard to talk about these things. I was reading recently a magnificent book by Thomas Wright, written about 1 750, when these inhibitions didn't exist at all. Wright was the discoverer of galaxies, you know. So I'd like to read from that it's easier to say these things by quoting others. He's talking about how many inhabited worlds there are, and he writes: "In this great celestial creation, the catastrophe of a world such as ours, or even the total dissolution of a system of worlds, may possibly be no more to the great Author of Nature than the most common accident of lite with us. And in alt probability such final and general doomsdays may be as frequent there as even Birthdays or Mortality with us upon the earth. This idea has something so Cheerful in it that I own I can never look upon the stars without wondering that the whole world does not become astronomers; and that men, endowed with sense and reason, should neglect a science that they are naturally so much interested in, and so capable of enlarging the understanding, as next to a Demonstration must convince them of their immortality, and reconcile them to ail those little Difficulties incident to human nature without the least Anxiety. " Omni: That's the long view indeed . . . even at the Institute for Advanced Studies. How much do you discuss your 'hobby' with your colleagues here? Dyson: This place is a motel, and people change from year to year. That's what I like about being here, a fresh crowd every year. The number of permanent people is very small, so most of the time I'm talking to visiting members, In the School of Physics we are, generally speaking, very serious; the young people are highly specialized and want to talk about their professional work, so the people I talk to about speculative things are usually historians and sociologists and anthropologists and such people. One of the most interesting was a Brandeis professor named Frank Manuel, who's interested in the concept of Utopia and its history, and how it has been transformed through the centuries. Actually, he was studying me as an example of the modern Utopian, so we had long sessions in which I would talk about space colonies and so on, and he would say Ah yes, that came out of such-and-such a German writer of the seventeenth century that I'd never heard of. Omni: Do you think that 'a modern Utopian' is a good description of you? Dyson: Yes, in the sense of someone who imagines ideal societies. I certainly am. Omni: And the colonization ot space will open up chances for new Utopias, many different societies in the asteroids. Dyson: Even many different kinds of humanity. I don't think humanity is going to be a single species much longer -- maybe be- cause of divergent evolution as we expand into space, and maybe sooner than that via genetic manipulation. Unless you enforce a total prohibition on genetic research -- unless you effectively outlaw the study of biology -- I think it's inevitable that people are going to want to make their children better than themselves, and the techniques to do that will be available in the next century, I've recently been on a local committee formed to consider Princeton University's plans for recombinant DNA research. Our official responsibility was just to assess the potential danger from a laboratory accident that might release dangerous organisms, but I found that everyone on the committee was more concerned about the steps beyond that. They were concerned with 'what are they going to do to us?' It surprised me, because I had thought that only I worried about these things. And I think their concern is much more realistic than some of the comforting reassurances about how far away human genetic engineering is. It's nearer than we imagine. And beyond that, there's a continuing social strain that can only increase. It's a tension between the idea that all men are brothers and the idea that every individual or group should be free to do its own thing. You see it in racial problems, in national and ideological conflicts. Conceivably, it you give people the choice of being brothers or going out into space, that could provide the impetus for colonization. It's very striking how often in the past a journey that looked like exile from one point of view has turned out to be an opportunity from another. Does anyone else see the irony of a homeless man selling homes? LOL front 242? ew. but I see you've finally done it. You wrote, and did an epub before the launch of warplife. jesus christ! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm waiting on the train to china I'll pour one out for her ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rememeber the boy who saves his sister? you know the sniper thing?. LOL IT'S FUCKING FAKE. Enjoy your lame stream media. It's ok you need to stop watching engrish news, and embrace the harmony. speaking of embracing harmony, you given up chasing the dragon, and or her helpers? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why the fuck are you not using word? Even under wine, pinko! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not use cat Embrace the stream ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Living in the year 2001. I want you to at least read this much: Salaries are expected to keep pace with the cost of living, easing the press of inflation. For example, the secretarial job (that paid $11,000 a year in 1980 is expected to command about $45,000 in 2001 This is from Omni magazine, January 1983 (well to submit to the publishers, typeset and get out it was probably written October of 1982). Anyways it's surprisingly accurate except it doesn't take into account human greed. Also I like the partial BRICS prediction. India wasn't seen as a player, and the Soviet Union? Who are they kidding! By the year 2001 most Americans will be enjoying a new prosperity. At first glance this may hardly seem possible, mostly because of our rising cost of living. Some examples: According to projections of U.S. government figures, a pound of hamburger in 2001 could sell for $10.50; a simple dress with a $60 price tag in 1980 might be sold for 5275: and a three-bedroom house that cost $75,000 in 1980 could fetch $600,000 in a 2001 market. Bui in real cost, measured by the percentage of the family income they absorb, food, clothing, and shelter are expected to be cheaper, Housing, which absorbed about 21.3 percent of the average family income in 1980, is expected to account for 19.1 percent of that same income in 2001. Food will take 19.6 percent of the family budget, as compared with 20.7 percent in 1980. Clothing expenses will continue to decline, too, from 7.5 percent three years ago to 7.3 percent at the beginning of (the next century. The urge to purchase the latest fashions will chiefly account for such a slight decline. Several industrial trends will help explain these diminished costs. Smaller, more energy-efficient homes designed for the smaller family of the future will help keep housing costs low. Agricultural innovations for example, a broader use of agriculture, genetically engineered crops, and harvesting by robot farm workers will account for relatively low prices for food. And for those who are immune to the latest fads, more durable and less expensive clothes, made of new synthetic fibers, will help keep a family's clothing budget low. In general, we should be able to cope quite well .in such an economic climate. Salaries are expected to keep pace with the cost of living, easing the press of inflation. For example, the secretarial job (that paid $11,000 a year in 1980 is expected to command about $45,000 in 2001; a factory worker who had made about $25,000 in 1980 might expect to hold a similar job paying about $98,000: and the high-school teacher whose salary is around $15,000 now will be paid $58,000. Of course there will be others who will do better, or worse, depending on how much foresight they show in the choice of their careers. JOB MARKETS AND CAREERS The technological revolution that will prevail for the remainder of this century will create jobs and professions that as little as five years ago were nonexistent. These newly developed markets will demand of workers an understanding of sophisticated technical information and communications systems as well as an increased technical expertise. By the year 2001 basic skills that once were vital to business will be rendered obsolete. The spot welder on the automobile production line, the clerk typist in an office, the field worker on a farm will go the way of the steamboat pilot and the blacksmith. The most significant trend in years to come will be the shift from formation-type jobs (factory work : office typing, and general clerical work) to information-type jobs (programming, word processing, and supervising technical machinery). The American economy will witness the demise of the blue-collar worker as automation and robotics become more prevalent, heralding the rise of the steel-collar worker. Such traditional blue-collar employers as General Motors and U.S. Steel have already begun to automate their factories a fact reflected in the swollen unemployment rolls in our industrial states. By contrast, office and service jobs will be abundant, but only for those prepared to improve their technical skills. Again it will be automation that will displace many of the low-skilled and semiskilled workers in the present economy. In fact, the era of the paperless office has already begun. It has been promoted by two principal developments: computers that process business information and the explosive growth of telecommunication systems and products. This office revolution not only has changed how work is done and information is handled but has redefined the function of everyone who works in an office, from (the corporate executive down to the lowliest clerk. Computers in the paperless office can easily handle all employees' requests simultaneously. And features like executive tiering will ensure that requests from senior employees receive priority response. The future will bring still more possibilities; Electronic mail. A message is typed into a computer, which instantly sends the letter to its destination and files all requested copies. The recipient gets the message either on his screen or through his printer when he asks his computer for the "mail." At first only internal corporate messages will go electronic, but by 1990 high-speed computer advances will make office-to-office electronic mail cost-effective; consequently, the Postal Service will be forced to compete. First-class mail may be mostly electronic by 2001. Data banking. In 1981 the number of office documents produced in the United States alone amounted to 72 billion pieces, according to the Worldwatch Institute, in 1991 the volume will increase to 250 billion pieces. By then, more than 50 percent of all office documents will be stored in digital computer form in electronic information banks. By 2001 more than 93 percent of the expected 1 trillion pieces of business information will be in digital form. The storage of office information will therefore constitute one of the biggest businesses in the world. The systems devised to sort, store, and retrieve information dependably will stagger the mind. The average office manager will have instant access to more information than would exist in a thousand Libraries of Congress. Teleconferencing. Dismal experiences with the early picture phone will stand in stark contrast to the future growth of the' teleconferencing industry for office functions. At first the teleconference may catch on as an inexpensive way to reduce the cost of face-to-face meetings of a corporation's far-flung executives. But the ability to make sophisticated corporate presentations via teleconferences, together- with the ability to record the entire conference proceedings, will lead to an even wider use of the teleconference. Machines to talk to Machines that comprehend human speech will make a variety of feats possible. One would be an automatic translator that could take any spoken language and make it automatically translatable into any other language of choice, turning the words into a printed document, a video-screen display, or an electronic message to be sent to another computer; Another possibility is the voice activated typewriter, which will automatically type or display words as a speaker dictates them. Electronic blackboards. These would be specially designed digitizing surfaces that could be laminated onto just about everything; tables, conference- room walls, or podiums. These surfaces will display anything rendered on them drawings, charts, or text for transmission to other blackboards. Video discs. The video disc, the record-album-size storage plate, has an incredible capacity. Each side can hold the equivalent of 54,000 pages of information, and new developments may raise that capacity by a power of ten, Therefore, an increasing number of businesses may elect to store their document reference materials, employee files, and other permanent information files on compact video discs. For the job hunter of 2020. scanning classified ads will be a quick education in how drastically the workplace will have changed. He or she is likely to see openings for such positions as biological historians, biofarming experts, computer art curators, fiber optics technicians, hybrid airship pilots, laser operators, maser specialists, remote nursing technicians, robot retrainers. space geographers, space traffic controllers, and teleconferencing coordinators, to cite but a few. In the entertainment industry, one endangered profession will be that of the television programmer. Since the 1950s this has been one of the most powerful jobs in the United States. But even today cable television has already begun to erode the mass market, and it may eventually become the true mass medium. There will by the year 2001 be no need for a programmer to devise and develop shows for the lowest common denominator. Fiberoptics and satellite technology will furnish cable viewers dozens of channels to choose from. Broadcasting will become narrowcasting . There will always be farms, but by the next century farm workers as we know them will be scarcer. The business of farming will become ever more complex. With computerized operations and robot harvesters, there will be no need for unskilled labor. The farm will be a place for people with training as electronic technicians, bioengineers, and computer programmers. Indeed the human farm worker someday may. be simply the person with the phone number of the nearest robot repairman. GLOBAL GROWTH 2001 It is just a matter of time before the economic leadership of the world changes hands. Already the United States, the Soviet Union, Canada, Western Europe, and even Japan have to cope with the problems inherent in an economy easing into middle age. As a result, by the year 2001 the fastest-growing economies will be found in the Third World. By then the following nations are expected to be world leaders; South Korea. With a projected annual GNP (gross national product) growth rate of 10,1 percent and a population of about 53 million, South Korea is expected to maintain its reputation as a haven for capitalists. The conservative government, supported financially and militarily by the United States, will ensure that workers will go about making steel, building ships, and assembling machines without the distractions of strikes and protests. The government will also push for a higher living standard to defuse any revolutionary stirrings. The People's Republic of China. China's awesome natural and human resources (estimated population by the year 2001: 1.095 billion) could make it an economic giant. China will have ample numbers 'of workers for its own needs and may even export laborers all over the world. Unlike the natural resources of other nations, which will be nearing depletion, those of this vast country will be virtually untouched in 2001 , and China could become a world economic leader, with a 9.6 percent projected growth rate in its GNP. It will indeed be 'ahead of the rest of the world in the crucial field of energy management, something other developed nations, including the United States, will find painful and disruptive. Brazil. With a population estimated at around 205 million by the start of the century and a projected growth rate in its GNP of 8.2 percent. Brazil will continue its aggressive exploration of its vast natural resources to fuel its booming economy. Every year developers will clear an area, the size of Kansas, in the Amazon jungle to maintain Brazil's position as the chief source of the world's lumber and paper. The newly deforested regions will be turned into pastures and land for crops. The world's largest reserve of iron ore -- an estimated 18 billion tons -- in the Serra dos Carajas region, will supply the metal for local industry and export. Companies will be dipping into the immense reserves of diamonds, gold, bauxite, copper, tin, nickel, and scores of other minerals waiting to be mined. Brazil will continue to encourage foreign investment in its industries, especially by giving foreign firms a helping hand in keeping labor unions and antipollution laws weak. Its automobile manufacturing industry, the ninth-largest in the world in 1981, will grow rapidly: so will steel making and other enterprises too dirty and costly for more developed nations. Nigeria. By the year 2001 oil will constitute the backbone of Nigeria's growth. Any dislocations in the Middle East will make Nigeria's oil all the more valuable and enable it to be the most stable and most affluent nation in black Africa. Nigeria will gain immensely from this oil bonanza, with a growth rate in its GNP estimated to reach 6.2 percent by 2001. The government is expected to use the oil money to expand industry for its estimated 154 million people, making its natural-gas production and its petrochemical industry among the world's largest. Mexico. Despite its current troubled economy. Mexico is expected to prosper in the long run, with a growth rate in the GNP of nearly 5.8 percent annually by the end of this century. Its oil wilt continue to be vital to the United States, and its natural gas will help keep the homes of Europe heated in future winters. The rate of population growth should come under control in these two decades, although by 2001 the population of Mexico will probably be 126 million, providing a cheap labor pool for Mexico's burgeoning industry. Mexican prosperity will be further buttressed by American support. In spite of ethnic and economic friction, the United States will realize that Mexico is one of our most useful and loyal allies. welcome to the future where everything is incompatible, and everything is possible. With enough manual work to get fucking machines to talk to each other. The only way we kinda get HTML right is that there is really only three web browsers left. But even those three cannot agree on how things should look. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's still firefox so there are only three. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes, amazingly so. I think the wages are funny, seeing that we are 13 years past 2001, a secretary should be making 80-100k now right? LOLOLOL Instead you know that they make 15,080 pretax. welcome to the future. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oscar for most convincing jewt00b. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I always liked OMNI But I think their target demo died. Even towards the end in 1994 it's AOL and replica sword ads, between various get rich quick schemes and Nordic Flex GOLD. LOL But then again all I have is a poorly scanned low rez PDF of the whole thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What bothers me about water world is sure something like radar would take 14 years to get a return signal, but don't they have optical telescopes? Couldn't they have at least observed? If burning 23 years was ok, why did they bring their space craft that close to the first planet? Why didn't they have probes touch down on each of the planet, and bring their spacecraft into a more neutral orbit. WTF telemetry data did lazurs landers transmit? A single beep for something, and silence for nothing? I can get the through the star gate, (lol 2001 was originaly set with the monolith being on Iapetus, in case you didn't know the Saturn connection), would be difficult but in the same star system? Nice touch on the military robots looking like monoliths. Even pushing books off the shelves and whatnot was a very Halman (from 2063) moment as the guy+machine become one inside of the singularity.... But then it chickened out for a really dumb ending re-uniting the astronaut with his daughter and estranged family so she could die, and he goes off to reunite with that chick that for some reason the rest of humanity can't be assed to visit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember that with setting tables with the bowls and plates upside down. Also what did you think of them even mentioning the soviet union (are they even relevant to history?) and the whole apollo mission fraud thing? Kind of strange as there was obviously some major catastrophic war that damned near killed everyone, and it looked like everything was going against high tech. Although lots of these farmers seemed to depend on not only machines, but advanced computer tech to do their farming. Nice bible dig about smashing swords into plows, but yeah. Gotta keep the John:21 folk happy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was thinking to turn people away from technology. but they dont kill the engineer guy and the farms are high tech it really doesn't make any sense. but going into space was forbidden I guess. except they are funding nasa, and they've launched all this shit from buttfuck corn land and nobody is the wiser. ???????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive always heard it as little brother. must be some renegade thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I to saw 2001: part three the explaining. Kind of funny <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJYAa8Qd1iM">Lithgow</a> of 2001: part two was in there. Ok, so we are the monoliths. it was very 2063, but then at the end it snapped back as it was too scared of a star child, a david bowman + hal, a Halman (read the fucking book) , ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite was better done in 1969. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Setup your own DNS preferably on a VPS on another continent. Learn how to OpenVPN, and just tunnel that shit out and through your shitty provider. Bonus points for setting up a global networks, and redirecting traffic out various end points. Be your own onion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kerning can make it look like ass it all depends on what or how it'll be typeset. I always saw you more the Telegraphem kind of guy. Margins are determined by the typesetter, or at least it was last time I had to deal with shit, it was more of a mechanical limit. How many copies of this are you going to print yourself to keep in boxes around the house? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford love van detected! behold the glory, power and awe of the crawc0ck. Praise be unto him. the ladies love him! http://i.imgur.com/w01615v.jpg ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in America they elect the mayor And sheriff. Obviously this is the will of the people. Tyranny of the masses indeed! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do what now? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Here we go, down this road again yelling at an ignorant motherfucker on the phone. I was shouting at the very tops of my lungs. I don't know why I've never made the Crawc0ck/Whitesnake connection before, until now. I don't know where I'm going But, I sure know the jails I've been Hanging on the project plans and accomplishments of yesterday An' I've made up my mind, I'm wasting nothing more time But, here I go again Here I go again Tho' I keep searching for an answer, I never seem to find what I'm looking for Just another domain name, I pray I have a new secret, and strategy 'Cos you know what it means As I walk along the street of broken dreams An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a hobo I was born to walk alone An' I've made up my mind I ain't taking any more pills I'm just another debugger in need of rescue, Waiting on Allah's sweet charity An' I'm gonna hold on For the rest of my days, 'Cos I know what it means To spec a project for weeks An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a cold and hungry drifter I was born to walk alone An' I'll give that ignorant motherfucker a piece of my mind I ain't wasting no more time But, here I go again, Here I shout again, Here I scream again, Here I go... An' I've made up my mind, I'm quitting one more time An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a hobo* I was born to walk alone 'Cos I know what it means To walk along the lonely street of insanity An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a process architect I was born to walk alone An' I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more time... But, here I go again, Here I go again, Here I go again, Here I go, Here I go again... Back to the nuthouse Seriously dude, you need to do something about your fear of success/impostors syndrome. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought about it but decided new disks, and a new box would be money better spent. Plus now it can do all my media transcoding/storage, and streaming so I don'thave to leave my big ass PC running. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so just buy a real chassis jesus we are only talking a few hundred. Synology DS414slim Even our friends at Drobo have a 4 bay device. Drobo DDR3A21 Diskless System Network Storage Or there is the Seagate STBP100 Diskless System Business Storage 4-Bay NAS for broke ass motherfuckers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny mine has USB3, raid5, and I need to get a gig switch, but I can push 100MB sustained to it. Maybe they were using those dumbass laptop disks, I got some 7200rpm disks... going with 10k disks may be doable next time tho, they just don't stock that at the golden market. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought they were representative with everything that was wrong with MIT hacker culture, and why MIT today is nothing more than a Microsoft MSDN recruiting station. Way to go guys! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so windows has gotten so bad they now give windows 8.1 away for free*. No really, I'm typing this right now from my free copy of Windows 8.1 with Bing Oh what's that? there is a catch. You only get windows for free with a new computer. But get this, I got a 64bit quad core machine for just under 100 USD. new. in the box. No really! Its one of those pipo w4's... the downside is that it has 1gb of ram (not enough), and with 16gb of flash, that means it only has 1.5gig free. So its not very useful. which is a shame, otherwise it's a nice tablet, super fast thanks to it being quad core, but its just too limited. Oh well this is the first lame version. Imagine what it'll be like in 2017. at least this and the NAS basically gives me enough of a "computing" experience. I just bought a nas I was worried about the space and noise but I found this Synology ds414 Along with 4x 1tb 7200 rpm disks. They had these sub 100 windows 8 tablets so I bought one of those too. It's hard lugging this around, I sure hope I never wind up cold and hungry. it says yes although there is no manual in the box. I guess everything is 'on the web'. fuck al gore. And tipper too. But I'm copying some mp3's and FLAC shit over... should take SIX HOURS. I should have bought a gig switch, my LAN is @ 100Mbit, and riding at 100% utilization. So at least that's good. I'm also backing up my mac, so then I can see about doing a clean install of OS X 10.something.that.looks.like.a.mountain .. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I'd take some time off Give crawford a month to release without any of my input. So apparently he got a job, found some people to take him in, and is soon to be re-united with his quad PII, childporn machine. But no, my wife & spawn are fine, thanks for asking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well on windows I just smb to the thing, and my shares are there. It also supports the apple thingie, so I setup a time machine backup, and let that run over the night. That went fine. It also does NFS, and supports iSCSI. I was thinking of moving my ESXi stuff to it. Oh and since I have a shitty 100MB lan, I put my ISO images NTFS disk in a sata/usb thing, and plugged it into the NAS and it mounted it fine. So yes, that's an option as well. Also It can transcode FLAC to SHIT so even stupid windows media player can browse into the thing and play music. It seems good to me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine thanks for asking. I was curious to see if I took time off here, what would happen.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me until the dr says no we go ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC was created to remind K5 of his constant inability to ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure just been busy. its go time, you know to ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as any physician about the risks of opening old wounds. what were you expecting? how did you think it'd be different this time? you need new. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is nothing more racist then some china ren buying an iDevice that some self entitled neckbeards were entitled to. how will the SJW's deal with this free market threat? His name is Tim Tim Budong. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me depends on which part. but then again 'wu' pee'd on the rug. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh for the love of $3.75 holy shit. I don't know how or why they didn't just dig a hole and fill it with this douche. I couldn't work in place like that, I'd hit the guy for sure. some guy was swearing up a storm in a bar because the price of his beer went from $3.50 USD to 3.75. I should have downloaded it, this video was fucking gold. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the last thing I'd do Is call the bartender a cunt and complain about a $0.25 misunderstanding. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me People who are more active at night are more likely to have Dark Triad disorders such as narcissism, psychopathy, & Machiavellianism. Hypothesis: night owls have a "cheater strategy" & will take advantage of low light, limited monitoring, & the lessened cognitive processing of "morning" people. http://peterjonason.com/uploads/Chronotype.pdf colour me surprised. only a narcissist would think I'm talking about them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've been more in awe of his complete breakdown, and how he keeps on trying to keep on doing the same things as if that never got him where he is today. Besides, trane isn't breaking his mom's heart and foot, destroying her property. He's just jerking it in the woods. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I kinda liked it you know explosions and tits. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you must have missed the biggest tit in movies aka thom cruise ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hot humid. thanks for asking. they have tacobell in switzerlund? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes it is especially 5.5 and 6.0 with its FLASH based web UI. What the fuck. KVM is going to kill it, so it doesn't matter. right now they are living it up like 1980's SCO. But the 90's are coming. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it has vmotion and proxmox is as good as it gets for now. remember I said it's like linux of 1992. rought but there. vmware is still sco of the 1980's. but we know how it'll end. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oddly enough i dont care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Giganews Is an FBI operation Let me explain my history at Giganews in Austin, Texas and how I learned about the FBI connection. I used to be a huge fan of Usenet and a customer of different newsgroup providers for several years, and I started working at Giganews in 2009. I rose through the company, being promoted to a system technician after 6 months, and became a Giganews system engineer less than two years after that. A huge pirate at the time, I loved the idea of helping people download all the "rich multimedia content" they could. The porn content is not safe on Usenet, and the groups with children being abused I find abhorrent. Customers would write in about it all the time, so its no secret to a Usenet employee where it is. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Data Foundry is a data center company which is interconnected to Giganews with the same admins, nocs, etc. Their main office headquarters is at 1044 Liberty Park Dr in Austin. But, they host most of the Usenet content in other data centers around the world. While talking to the CEO of the entire operation, Ron Yokubaitis, I heard what I interpreted as his request to remove the child pornography groups when he asked, "Would you delete child porn?" I honestly loved the thought of removing that junk off of Usenet, and removed three cp newsgroups soon afterwards. This happened December 11th, 2011. I didn't remove anything related to the normal and more socially acceptable content Usenet downloaders know about. It turned out that that wasn't what the CEO really wanted, who then claimed he forgot what he said. The Giganews/Data Foundry admins Philip Molter and Mike Smith disciplined me for removing the child porn groups and didn't trust me to keep working there afterwards. They made subtle references to jeopardizing criminal investigations IN PROGRESS then threatened me with a bad reference for removing the child abuse junk. No big deal, a bad reference from them after doing that is good, but Philip restored the cp content from a backup I didn't have access to. Fast forward several months, I turned into a traitor in an effort to remove the abhorrent junk off Usenet - I broke the first and second rules not to talk about it, and told the FBI the truth about the child abuse groups deletion in an email. This probably wont go over well with internet freedom lovers, but sharing what I learned in the experience will, I promise. My seemingly traitorous act exposed the real traitor, the biggest one, to the Usenet network. The FBI invited me to their unlisted Austin office in a nondescript office building at 12515 Research Blvd, Building 7, Suite 400 in late October 2012. Two agents took notes on what I told them, then something unexpected happened. Special Agent Scott Kibbey told me he personally knew the Giganews / Data Foundry CEO, bragged to me about working there, then invited me back to Giganews! I had also helped them with a separate crime venue in Austin that Data Foundry was going to compete with, so I had earned their trust. In addition, Kibbey offered me a new name and identity, with a new drivers license and everything, if I were to go back to work at Giganews. It was then that I realized that the fed I was talking to had been my coworker at Giganews since I started in 2009! The other agent was actually an Austin police detective named Charles Riley helping the FBI whom worked alternate shifts to me at the Datafoundry NOC under alias. Riley even bragged about being a detective once at a shift change! The thought of my fellow Usenet systech in crime being a police detective was unthinkable at the time. I've included some of the emails from these feds (with email headers and IP addresses) in the link at end. Special Agent Scott Kibbey is central to the whole Giganews operation, including Data Foundry, but with different names. This agent is a top exec for Data Foundry, a top admin for Giganews, the Golden Frog front company run from the same Usenet servers for VyprVPN, and the other Usenet fronts Usenet.net, Supernews, Rhino Newsgroups, and Powerusenet. Another business front name they used when I was there is Powerhouse Management. Kibbey rolled out the OS images, kernels, patches, setup the entire VyprVPN service including the detailed logging which is easily accessible to him and the other government agents working there. There were also rumors agents from other governments worked there The Hong Kong Giganews servers were brought down in early June 2009 by a Chinese employee, the day of the Tiananmen Square anniversary when the Chinese government was blocking everything online. This means the VyprVPN connecting IP addresses are accessible to the Chinese government indirectly through this employee. Anyone using the VyprVPN service that governments are targeting is in danger, honestly. This is my warning - that all of the content being downloaded and shared on the Usenet network is going through the authorities! Giganews customers are being logged! The log file is called the "gigauth" on their "cruncher" servers which logs every connection by every customer, which are then archived. This means Usenet uploaders are helping the feds monitor the distribution of Usenet content if their newsgroup provider peers with Giganews! I swear to you that Giganews is an operation that employs federal agents who run most of the operation. I suggest demanding from your newsgroup provider that they stop the peering of binary groups to FBI's Giganews. Please understand how risky this is for me to explain as Agent Kibbey subtly threatened my family on behalf of Data Foundry the second time I met both agents at the Austin FBI office. The traitors saw me as a threat and said I did not cooperate. Even with this threat, please warn Giganews customers and other Usenet users, and use the evidence I've linked. If the google drive link dies, email me for a new one. Agents Kibbey and Riley did not let me photograph them, but I did include a scan of their business cards. Riley didn't have an FBI badge or card, but he had an fbi.gov email address, ip, and Austin Police Department badge. I've linked pictures of my Giganews badge and the shirts with their red armor logo I was forced to wear when working there. I've also linked to the Giganews/Data Foundry employee list with in-office mug shots, phone numbers and emails they gave me. I did not agree to return this on their employee paperwork, so it is not illegal to share. They thought I did, though. I doubt the names and phone numbers they used internally are all real, as many are likely aliases and fed-routed voip proxies. Most of the emails changed to goldenfrog.com before I left from the ones listed in the 2011 employee pdf. Some of the mugshots are photoshopped by them, as the pictures did not match the physical appearance of some, likely to hide in case of someone like me exposing these traitors. Feel free to upload this to any newsgroup that Giganews carries - Their customers need to know. -Nick Caputo this one http://cryptome.org/2014/09/giganews-fbi.htm It really should have been a 486...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we just had an 8 flag typhoon and everyone was scrambling like it was the end of the freaking world... So I checked the scale, and turns out this 8 flag event isn't even on par with a category 1 hurricane. jesus christ. they already are reporting in the news how many trees have been knocked down. what the fuck overreact. typhoon its raining like crazy. we gonna die. :'( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I live in the NT in a house... not one of those giant things.... vertical villages they call them. well westerners do, the locals call them mansions or estates. probably some uk terminology for ghettos. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was like over a year ago and it was fun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bummer dude gotta jump onto the openstack bandwagon. I know I need to. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its 2014 unless you have oracle and their dumbass licensing nobody runs physical anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't work that way first it'd automatically spin up more webservers as needed, and automatically add them into the load balancer if they can't cope with the load. Also you can guarantee cpu, & disk time. Even in the 1970's they could do that. Maybe you've been using the wrong platform, or using yours incorrectly? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we're talking servers not jbods. The sad thing is that MI has been in his niche and the world has gone by. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol what? where have you been for the last 40 years? hate to say it old man, but you're out of touch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NEEDS MOAR INTRASPECTION RAGE. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still alive? What is it like to live in fear? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh baby where does it hurt? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh I was diagnosed, but I crawforded myself, as 'nonspecific depression' was a way for the system to keep me there. >have you ever been to jail? have you ever been arrested? have you ever been processed by the "system?" no, you fucking haven't. maybe, you should shut the fuck up. yes i have. Although I struck a deal if I could prove I wasn't a filthy addict they'd drop the charges after a year. I successfully completed a drug court order. not many people can do that. on the otherhand it got you sure riled up, but only about me. the baby is doing well, she kicks like crazy. so come on, you can do better than a reverse, I'm no boofrigidy hoo, but come on. you clearly want the attention, but not about me, it's about YOU ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we only have to wait a fee more months for that She's already sad about that ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get a database captain flatfile. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck is that shit? it sounds like two fax machines humping. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh I was sleeping... Did the vagrant get busted? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I sense that project isn't grand in scope enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like fun Doing it alone too, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yay? no embarassment of failure, its the shallow grave that is the worrying bit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and what of the world or worse, yourself? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me way to go woman you gave it to trane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but god already killed kitten ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google tsg101 and be amazed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bbc's gonna be pissed looks like these kids have a better budget than the original... LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft Paid NFL $400 Million To Use Surface, But Announcers Call Them iPads from the other site. what a fucking joke. Microsoft should have taken that $400 million, and payed it to shareholders. what a bunch of shubs. Like anyone would want a microsoft ipad. for apple, sure and that should have been the title, "Microsoft pays $400MM to advertise the Apple iPad", because nobody cares or gives a fuck about the doomed surface. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me guess you were never around RT nobody liked that turd. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me considering they killed j# it'll be an uphill battle to port it to .net ... Microsoft can't have any java based products. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the weird thing about that is apparently they released xbone and ps4 versions last week. http://thefusejoplin.com/2014/09/minecraft-ps4-xbox-graphic-editions-ps3-xbox-36 0/ so go figure. I think Microsoft is trying to stay hip, and failing miserably. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and a lot of java just magially recompiled with j# .... Even vmware's fatass client is j#, which has now given way to a FLASH based solution. I'm not kidding ot manage vmware you now need flash. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is this like how you were stalking that reporter playing with her windows and locks, and your fantasy to jerk off all over her house, and drink her beer? You are a stalker, Mike. I think you seem to forget that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think rusty did you a big favour purging those enteries where you were bragging about changing her locks, and jacking off all over her house. Then you were going to escape to mexico, after you turned yourself in. remember that totally sane rant? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no i get to the edge by the sign and the 2nd one freaking gets me every time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me having looked at apples new products I have to say they are utterly underwhelming. the watch is the biggest disappointment, being.. a watch. No fancy curved surface, just a fucking 1700's boring ass square watch. It makes the moto 360 look exciting. which it isn't. And the new phone.. still has a button? why? what the fuck? how about some screen realestate? oh its bigger now. like how all the androids have been for years. no doubt jobs is dead. they are going to bleed out. I dont think even 64bit arm can save them now. so boring. its not like the new phone has 8 cores, and 8GB of ram or something. how utterly uninspiring. smooth round surfaces should make anal insertion easier for new apple users. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apple did a thing? I must have missed it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who lot of meh there. what a turd. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So it's time for a rage quit countdown! No doubt the nice boss is actually a drug addict, alcoholic, machine gun fabricating, Russian mafia supporter. The job will prove too difficult, so he must rage quit on ethical grounds. What will it be this time? Also how many days until he just stops showing up, and gives the sleep cycle insanity? I think Crawford can fake normal for 2 weeks, one pay period, then once he get's those sawbucks in his hand he'll be off the deep end. poor guy that hired the master debugger. I hug myself I hug myself; I want you to hug meWhen I feel down; I want you to +3 meI search myself; I want you to find meI +3 myself; I want you to mod bomb me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come runnin' You're the sun who makes me hide in the woods When you're around I'm always laughin' I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself ahh ohh i don't want anybody else oh no oh on oh no yeah I hug myself; I want you to love me When I feel down; I want you above me I search myself; I want you to find me I forget myself; I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself ahh ohh i don't want anybody else oh no oh no oh no I want youI don't want anybody else and when i think about you; i hug myself ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself Ooh I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I honestly do I hug myself I hug myself good thing you came here for support really. jesus don't you have people around you? Its not all about love and relationships. some people are just plain fucing codependant. some of us would rather be miserable together than being alone. maybe k5 if your codependance. get help in meatspace. and take time to enjoy some ketchup the sweet elixer of freedom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A trend was started, right here! behold!!!! but she's rich, yo! This woman can afford her own container! it's his new uniform you know, he's a marine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great movie that nice tie into drugs, drug users, and trane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we exist you ceased. keep it that way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how does isis magically get to mexico sorry this doesn't make a lick of sense. Plus they'd hit Saudia Arabia, Israel WAY before worrying about hitting America. Its about the caliphate ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are giving the CIA way too much credit. Isis is like 20 guys and a green screen. all they are doing is cutting off some joint chinese arab deal for oil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bruce campbell ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cool looking forward to it ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or make trading cards with numbers, maybe they can fight like chickens. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't realize you were part of the solution, not the problem. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to fund my daughters wedding in Hawaii but I figured this Samsung TV would last much longer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jack the ripper found! Turns out he was the hair dresser, Aaron Kosminski. he was seriously mentally ill, probably a paranoid schizophrenic who suffered auditory hallucinations and described as a misogynist prone to `self-abuse' - a euphemism for masturbation. case closed! and a jew! May as well day he was gay, and go for a tripple score ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It uses GDB to scan video memory. interesting technique. As long as OS/2 uses the well expected video ranges, in full screen, then yes, it'll work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what incompetent craftmanship in the UK? im shocked! shocked! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck rusty I had over 11 votes, no way it got dumped. Parody is protected free speech. Fucker. at least update the fucking poll Give me something for actually have had to read that batshit insane press release and reworded it to reflect the actual state of affairs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me While I was out in the hospital I had 16 app updates pop up when I got home. Can you imagine that in the 80's or 90's? Even the 2000's that'd be unheard of. We live in a golden era of quickly fixed and turned around application. No more sitting on busted ass 1.00 for a year, or having to know the secret handshake to download 1.01 from their BBS which is busy 24x7. I think it's great that people can ship early to get their mindshare out there, and better that they provide updates FOR FREE not some yearly maintenance contract. Although I suspect that'll change soon. But in the meantime, it's really great to see how apps can quickly update and evolve in the massive update infrastructure that exists to keep everyone current. But back to the hospital. They wouldn't let me leave without paying the bill first. Can you guess how much for 5 days hospitalization, food (lol), medication, dr's consults and all that? it was $500 HKD. that's 39.5 GBP, or 64.5 USD. six nights 5 days. Still feel like shit. But today I had tacos. No more congee in the morning. The food was worse than jail ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me adam I was thinking more run run ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dozens none of them had heroin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me "Never Gonna Ship You Out" Oooh We're no strangers to missing ship dates You know the build rules and so do I An impossible set of requirements is what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other master debugger I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, in a long essay! Gotta make you understand Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandonded you We've known each other for so long Your need for warp life been aching, but You're not too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm going to fuck this up Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you (Ooh, ship you out) (Ooh, ship you out) Never gonna ship, never gonna ship (Ship you out) Never gonna ship, never gonna ship (Ship you out) We've known each other for so long Your need for warp life been aching, but You're not too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm going to fuck this up Gotta write an essay, and make you understand Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you I'm afraid I don't follow your argument Care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know it's fucked when nimey and tdillo agree But we all know he has a deep seated fear of success, and thus cannot ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh honey I know you are jealous I ran off with a girl.. Bit you have to understand I just don't have those feelings for you anymore. If crawford shipped, it'd be a sign of him breaking a now 10+ year cycle. But he won't, so all your love poetry is for nothing. Try to move on dear. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me *before I'm going to die before warplife ships. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not a fan of Rick Astley? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why does he keep coming back? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They usually don't insult, lash out and hopelessly Go on and on how they were right. And then there is the fake marines thing. I don't see any point in his now wanting to fake being an enlisted officer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone? The other 3 people? What you afraid it's driving users away? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thus spake the esl teacher Iambic? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what if they have no capabilities And keep demonstrating time and time again that they are incapable of supporting themselves. When is it OK to accept welfare? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IF ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me barely nearly threw up listening to others throw up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks cool too bad it's not free as in something I can use right now. It'd be interesting. I suppose if I were an austie I could write my own, to run on OS 7. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me works fine on chrome firefox? honestly what year is it? 2004? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me time for some chrome? until the next new browser comes along? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad. still have a fever and they won't discharge me. Apparently they are still touchy over SARS back in the day. The food is fucking killing me though. boiled lettuce, shitty pork and white rice. Just smelling it makes me want to vomit. No fiber at all, I haven't had a shit in 2 days now. Im having my wife sneak me in some food. This shit is horrible. The worst part Is that I've read some of MDC's warp life announcement stuff, and the sign of immediate failure was right there in the announcements. I never saw it, because who actually reads this shit? Im tempted to read more of his stuff, and see the obvious batshittery and failure in there, but right now I have "never going to give you up" stuck in my head as "never going to ship you out"... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just had congee for breakfast its some rice porridge with chunks of ham or some shit in it. It tastes utterly bland. I give it 0/10. This is the kind of shit I imagine people eating in POW camps in the 1940s. asian diets are weird, yo. oh god no I keep telling everyone im allergic to eggs, just in case. those things are beyond horrible ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very its like a culture grew up loving the things that should have killed them. you know they throw out chicken breasts like garbage? and they dine on fried cartridge. Im not even lying. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cartilage like the 'soft bone' like what is in your nose & ears. I wish I were kidding. It's so fucking gross. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is some organ my wife loves that does taste like plastic. like one bite into it, and you get that feeling its something you shouldn't eat. too firm/crunchy to be meat. and then there is fishballs... which look/taste like plastic. but they are their version of chicken nuggets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can eat that stuff but it doesn't do anything for me. and it's too expensive, for something I don't give a shit about. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that shit is everywhere in china you can tell they suck as they have the big containers of oil ontop of their cart to try to brag that they only use new oil. I never eat at those places. its stuff like 'little sheep' where you have a national chain packagaging rat as lamb. but sadly as I ate my rat (like a year ago) I knew right away it wasn't lamb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont think there is any helping congee Im only eating it as I really dont have a choice. so need to get the fuck out of here, but i keep having a fever at night. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she also spoke out against obama big mistake. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus christ debs! A 34-year-old Blaine, Minn., man is accused of ejaculating on his co-worker's desk and in her coffee. JESUS CHRIST! John Galt - faces two counts of criminal sexual conduct for incidents that allegedly happened since late February. Charges were filed in Rand County. According to the criminal complaint, an employee at Beisswenger's hardware store in New Brighton called police on Aug. 26., saying she thought Galt, her co-worker, was leaking precious bodily fluids on her desk. She told officers that she found Galt that afternoon standing in front of her desk, his back turned to her and his hands near his crotch. The worker wasn't sure what Galt was doing, but she told police he had a "deer in the headlights" expression on his face when he noticed her behind him. Galt then quickly left the room and slammed the door behind him, the worker said. Seconds later, Galt came back, told the worker he had a question for her but forgot it. He then left the area. The worker told police she inspected her desk and found fluid on the surface, dripping onto the floor. A lot of it had been absorbed into her hair scrunchy, which she put into a plastic bag. When at the scene, officers collected her coffee mug, coffee and scrunchy. The worker told police that she'd had problems with Galt for months. He'd allegedly leave his zipper down often. It happened so much that the worker said she threatened to report Galt if it happened again. On Aug. 28, Galt agreed to meet with police at the New Brighton Public Safety Center, the complaint states. While talking with officers, he admitted to ejaculating on his co-worker's desk and coffee on Aug. 26, which was his birthday. He then went on to admit that he'd ejaculated in her coffee twice in the last six months, and on her desk four times, wiping up the mess with the scrunchy. He told police he was attracted to his co-worker and did this to get her to notice him. He also said that he knew it was "gross and wrong," the complaint states. The worker told police that her coffee had tasted strange on numerous occasions - more than twice in the last several months. She said she initially thought the taste was spoiled cream, but when police informed her that Galt admitted to tampering with her coffee, she said "I knew it." Galt told police he'd never done this to another woman. JESUS CHRIST, I DONT EVEN. I wonder if she ever wore that hair scrunchy thing.. ick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought you'd like the atlas shruggery of it. Oh well, nothing else exciting from Minnesotnuts made the news. Hows the peer review going? Don't let them dulicinia you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is this about that chick who fucked her way to good reviews? its no different than hollywood so I dont see why anyone's tits are in a twist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well it sound safe to say that her next game wont be as big as a hit, and she'll blame the patriarchy and rape culture. I wonder if she can get a government bailout? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dem american franchises hotter than hot cakes! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lack of OpenGL Progress Back in the day, every computer programmer in Santa Cruz either worked for Santa Cruz Operation are had done so at one time. I figured it was finally time to apply. I got an interview! I was very excited. *INSERT RANDOM BULLSHIT ABOUT CURRENT JOB* There is some advantage to having staying up all night before attending my SCO interview: can YOU guess? DID HE GET THE FUCKING JOB? i thought softcard was a bank in japan or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's the one! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't even know they existed But yeah market confusion ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it new from 2012? after that point i pretty much stopped caring what goes on in/out of america. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MarketDroids! Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Shoot Them. I was very excited that Dulcinea's Sales and Marketing guy offered to partner with me so he could sell the many products I have developed, because, as I said to him one day, "You could sell ice to Eskimos." Stefan was at one time very wealthy as he was a top British IBM marketing exec back in the 1960s who used to sell ten million dollar mainframes to banks all over Europe. Now he lives in a van down by the river. I did not have a Best Man stand for me at my wedding. Instead I had a Best Woman in a long, black dress. Her name is Regan Gill. She has a degree in Nutrition from UC Davis and at one time was a successful Biochemistry lab technician. At my suggestion, she went back to school to learn how to become a master debugger, like me. Now she just shuffles her possessions in a shopping cart in Van Nuys, giving blowjobs for crack. Inside: Why I'm About to Book a Round Trip to London, And! Dulcinea's GlFrog Engine won't be free anymore, but will retail for at least $99.99, maybe as much as $199.99, per seat! As the company grew, Regan advanced to become a top manager, with two dozen direct reports. She is now a Director at a Valley software firm, and makes frequent trips to India on her own dime so she can keep tabs on their outsourced coders. Most people don't know that when you work for a multinational it is rare for them to pick up your international travel. Regan assures me this is why I must buy my own plane ticket to London. When I told Regan what I said to Stefan about his insight into Eskimo psychology, she replied, "Why are you still trying to contact me! Mike, I have a restraining order." I had exercised my options when I resigned from Live Picture, in protest; had their Marketdroids not been so clueless, I'd be a billionaire by now. I Am Absolutely Fucking Serious. Instead I am once more actively fighting the system so I can enjoy a good parasite infestation, while dining on ketchup packets. When Stefan and I first met at the San Francisco MacWorld Expo in 1992 or so, he owned a company called MacEurope Information Systems that sold matched pairs of very high-end graphics cards and displays to professional graphics artists. Unfortunately, he totally bet the farm on a very fringe flakey combination hardware/software product called Imagician that nobody has ever heard of and was put to shame by the algorithmically sophisticated heavyweight Photoshop. His typical demo was to spin a 200 MB 32-bit photographic image on the display in real time. A trivial task that had no bearing on the real world. It's no wonder nobody has never heard of Imagician. His hardware was a Mac IIci. It was incapable of running on other Macs of those days, as they were completely incapable of holding all the ram his ineffective program needed. Image rotation would violently thrash the backing store file. That thrashing simply did not occur with MacPaint. Unfortunately, Stefan bet the farm on that product. It is very, very stupid and expensive to design specialized hardware cards, as general purpose CPU's only get cheaper and faster negating the need for specialized logic. The death knell to the software was how it was tied directly to the quickly obsolete hardware. Limitations of hardware memory required the image to be processed in chunks of horizontal strips. The coder, Dave Burgun, slaved over the software problem for several years, but was never able to solve it, because he lacked my special insight from having a father in the NAVY. The standards for professional prepress graphics are very high, and Stefan's solution just couldn't hack it. Dave worked tirelessly without pay for several years, and even came quite close to selling both his guitars at a pawn shop. Eventually Stefan shut the whole project down, as he'd lost everything but an old van, which he now resides in. (My own contribution was to write the Photoshop plugin host in Chipmunk Basic, a language I once knew very well but by then had totally forgotten. I completed the contract in just fourteen years because Stefan drove such a hard bargain: while I was very well-paid for the work, if I exceeded the fourteen year time limit, I had to start paying him back at a rate of one hundred dollars per day! This was the first paid coding work I did after I was discharged from the hospital where I spent four days for florid psychosis in April 1994. Every hour or two, I had to take a long break, walk to the nearby park and lie in the grass with my eyes shut for a while, as the hallucinations would start to interfere with my productivity! Unlike today where I have to deal with the russian malfia, the machine gun man, alcoholic boss, rage boss, stupid recruiter, mom, various police officers, judges, aunt peggy, unnamed family members, and every other batshit insane thing going on. Had Dave solved the problem, Stefan, Dave and their hardware guy Richard Aras would all be working for someone else by now, as Photoshop killed all the other companies, because people didn't want spinning images, they wanted image manipulation. Something I fail to grasp as I've never actually 'used' a computer as a user. Instead, Stefan is just as cold and hungry as I am. Not knowing any valuable skills, and being inept at marketing, for several years he had to take work as an unskilled construction laborer just to get by. He showed up to his construction sites in filthy van that he bought just to tool around in when he had business in the US. That van had a flat one day, and was so cluttered with obsolete video logic boards, and various containers filled with human waste that there was no room for a spare tire. He rang up the local Goodyear shop to ask if there was a way they could help them out. "I'll be right there," said the shop's owner, who brought a spare to where Stefan's car was parked and changed the flat himself. He was happy to provide such great customer service, you see, because those kinds of spare tires cost seven hundred dollars! Coming Soon: Why I'm Traveling Personally to Norwich, England, to Thrash Stefan Pietrzak Youngs Mercilessly with a Big Fucking Thorny Cluestick. Do you recall a while back that I famously announced that I had found The Holy Grail, and you all thought I was delusional? I formed what at the time was a partnership with Bonita, so we could bring The Holy Grail to market. I registered the Dulcinea Technologies domain name as soon as we found a good company name for which a domain was available. (Just dulcinea.com is a big farm in California.) I also immediately retained a top business attorney at the homeless shelter so I could pay him scads of cash for tons of expert advice. When I got the job with Atimi, they sent me the most restrictive Intellectual Property Assignment I had ever seen in my entire fucking existence. There was no allowance whatsoever for me having invented something before I started working there. Had I signed that piece of shit, Atimi would thereby have acquired The Holy Grail outright! Atimi was in a huge hurry though, as experienced Mac coders are rather hard to find, and they wanted me to start work so the guy I was replacing could train me. When I raised my objections, they suggested that I have my own (homeless) attorney draft our agreement. The guy I retained would have done that very well, but in the end, because Atimi had such a huge fire under its ass, I instead worked there the entire time with no employment contract of any sort! When I finally quit the company in protest, they had a party that the crazy guy with the bug infestation was gone. Dulcinea's GlFrogg 3d Does Not Contain The Holy Grail. I am quite certain that I really have discovered The Holy Grail, but The Holy Grail is a rather complex algorithm that will require quite a bit of time at a good thrift store library before I can start working on any actual code, if the machinegun man will let me. Thus I have yet to even start working on it. Maybe next year. That's the reason I kept trying to take UCSC's upper division Algorithms class, but always something would come up at work and I would have to drop it. Not because I am so lazy and incompetent, in my reality, my sheer inability as a coder puts every last one of you sorry lot completely to shame. This idea I have for improving on The Colony is NOT The Holy Grail. Even so, it will make Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine worthy of use by Computer Science researchers. Most of you think The Colony is a simple game no more interesting than DOOM, but in reality, The Colony has kept some of the finest minds in Computer Science tied up in knots since the early eightys. Thus the painters Algorithm itself, as well as the fact that John Carmack proved a while back - only proved, did not come up with the required pattern - that the Universe contained at least one Turing-Complete Computer. Some engines are even capable of simulating worlds comparable to the size of the earth. It's not so large, though, that it wouldn't fit in Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine after I implement my improvements to OpenGL. It won't matter as none of this will ever be released on the App Store, as you see, I have a deep fear of launching. There are three requirements for a 3d simulation to be of real use to the Computer Scientists who research new Life animals. It must be exceedingly fast. I'm already fast enough, and put all the competition completely to shame with what I already have today. I was shocked - SHOCKED! I TELL YOU! at how slow all my competitors are, as for me the whole point in reinventing DOOM over and over again for forty solid fucking years has been to come up with increasingly clever ways to make it run faster! Even without my proposed new Algorithm, all kinds of ways remain to get significantly more speed out of both my generation ticking and display refresh, such as the use of ARM Assembly code as well as ARM NEON Single Instruction Multiple Data Parallel Processing, which is much the same thing as Pentium's MMX and PowerPC's Altivec, what Apple called the G4 Velocity Accellerator. You see I never learned a thing from Stephen's fall, and I too like to marry the hardware rendering my program incompatible with the future. For that reason alone I recently decided to charge at least $19.99, maybe even $29.99 rather than provide a free download as I originally intended. It must provide a feature-rich, easy to use world editor. Most of my competition only allow you to scribble on the screen with your fingertip; their resolution is fixed and set so high that you have no hope of selecting elements. I have only one competitor whose user interface is worthy of serious consideration, but it doesn't provide drag and drop, cut, copy, clear or paste, rotation or reflection as Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine does. My editor thus bumps the price up to $39.99, maybe even $49.99. The Holy Grail of DOOM implementations, though, is to have an unlimited FOV. The rules of Carmack's DOOM call for an infinite grid and don't say anything about what happens when you approach the edge of a limited grid. The two ways that limited grids are typically handled is to wrap around, so your grid takes on a toroidal or even spherical topology, or what I do, which is to kill the user, and exit the application without any explanation. My new Algorithm will be limited only by the number of living people. The rules of DOOM heavily, heavily favor players, so effectively Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine size won't be limited by available memory, it'll use virtual memory! A technique I invented while I was incarcerated for threatening a police officer. That bumps up my price to at least $99.99, as all of a sudden, Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine will be a tool that is truly useful to Computer Science researchers! What's more, my new Algorithm will increase the speed by several warp factors beyond what I have now. I have no real way of knowing for sure until I have working code, but I strongly suspect that I can exceed the speed even of DOOM - the current record holder - while at the same time exceeding the capabilities of HalfLife in that my Algorithm is amenable to updating the display with each minute. HalfLife is only useful for finding the final boss after millions of grunts, and doesn't work at all if you want to update the display each tick, in part because its data structures are very complex and so would be quite slow to inspect for display purposes, and in part because the Algorithm is asynchronous: different parts of the HalfLife advance at significantly different rates. It certainly isn't my mom's G3 flower iMac running OS X 10.2 that is the constraint into my 3d programming venture! My new Algorithm for Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine is not only super-synchronous, but the data structures are simple and straightforward enough that parsing them won't slow down the display at all. MY RIDE IS HERE! GOTTA RUN! I'll post the rest of this diary as a comment later this afternoon, but I can promise you that you will all totally piss yourselves laughing when I tell you what Stefan emailed to me this morning! you know ive actually never read this announcement of the warplife sale price. Its funny his ultra good sales guy ended up as a DAY LABORER!!! how the fuck did that happen? how could a sales executive not even get a minor sales gig. Unless he was fucking incompetent. Much like how in this tale, sales guy backed a hardware/software solution. The software didn't work, and the hardware was outpaced and replaced by normal CPUs. Was there a lesson here? NONE! Mike is instead coding for some old shit arm assembly instead of letting the compiler figure it out. nothing was ever learned. Also I just forced myself to read his last diary. SCO he never worked at SCO. So he didn't get the job. what the fuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for your voting pleasure lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me opengl And I repeat: that is what Gl Frog is for. (1.00 / 3) (#31) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 07:33:58 PM CCT Gl Frog will be every bit as sophisticated as Warp LifeTM, but will be GNU GPL Free as in Freedom software. One of the reasons that Gl Frog has been so difficult to implement, is that I intended from the very start to contribute Gl Frog's core video engine to ZooLib. ZooLib is open source under the MIT License, but has no multimedia support of any kind. Until I contribute Gl Frog's video core, the usual procedure is to use Quickdraw 3d instead. It's only free as in beer, and only runs on Windows, Mac OS X and the iOS, whereas ZooLib also runs on all UNIXen with X11, it STILL runs on bother PowerPC and 68k Classic Mac OS, the BeOS, Haiku as well as the BlackBerry. It's one thing to write a simple 3d demo. It's quite another thing to write a general purpose cross-platform 3d engine. You all think I never shipped Gl Frog because I am so lazy and incompetent. In reality, my sheer inability as a coder puts every last one of you sorry lot completely to shame. It's just that Gl Frog is my very first 3d application ever, and so will take quite a lot of time, effort and diligent study before I can make real headway towards my original goals. and crawford approved tcpip Actually he just wrote a plan, then quit the job out of spite as there was no way in fuck he could do anything to actually fix mactcp, and he would have been exposed as a fraud. So he ran. Ran so far away. Hmmm almost like it's a pattern ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and that matters today how? It doesn't. Stop fucking about Go write something useful. Fuck it ship something ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me USMC, faggot Also tick tick ready for the homeless and prison count down? I just hope you don't murder some poor innocent you violent know-it-all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me really? Are you this stupid or this much in denial? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me foreshadow? VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Police say a Connecticut man who was biking from Maryland to Miami to propose to his girlfriend was fatally stabbed by a homeless man outside a McDonald's restaurant. The Vero Beach News Journal reports that 28-year-old Kevin Adorno stopped at the restaurant Monday night and was talking to his girlfriend on a cellphone when he was attacked. Witnesses say Adorno stumbled into the restaurant. One person started administering aid while another called 911. He was pronounced dead a short time later. Officers arrested 59-year-old Rene Herrera Cruz at a Burger King across the street. He is charged with first-degree murder. Cruz told officers he thought Adorno was directing people by cellphone to attack him. Police Chief David Currey says the trip was a "bucket list" item for Adorno I imagine the biker was tired And the little marine got a preemptive blow since the biker wasn't expecting it. Marines are always in the offense. There is no such thing as a defensive position for them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as an offensive weapon, a USMC how Do you react to the story? Do you associate with the guy taking a long and dangerous trip by bike, a clear boyscout wilderness badge type? Or do you identify with the homeless man who believes he is part of an elite killing force sent to intercept and terminate hostile that are reconning his beloved McDonald's? The Marine falls back to burger king. How does this speak to you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't think it was random at all You can just hear this homeless crazy fuck saying he is a marine, as he fell back to burger king. Crawford thinks he is the biker, a victim of insanity. But he is the homeless murderer, waiting to strike out. He's only getting worse. And now we have reached the van down by the river utopia that will be paid with opengl goodness. And when this fails it'll be ketchup packet dinning time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me common in china But the first wife is the main wife.. I think she even chooses the others. It's seen as more country though, like wearing overalls ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank you for your cooperation ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive got a headache been that way for a few days... pandol doesnt help. cancer? I'd love to make this moment A suntory moment. I just don't have any ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me such negativity No wonder you have no hugging partner ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what does it feel like? To be unloved and alone? What would you do if your Internet stopped working? Would anyone hear your whines? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we wish you would Your so gay it isn't even funny. Kinda sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saw dr Am in hospital. Viral infection? I've given so much blood but they at least look concerned ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saxony is where he should start kill them at the source ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kids of immigrants That's why the Yolo brigade is there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow your'e back I almost guessed after the last episode you kind of checked out. Aren't you in Burma or something worse? You could just hiresomeone to use their special localized knowledge of fleecing forigners to deal with them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dear homosexuals, This notification is generated automatically as a service to you. We've noted that the following changes occurred between August 31, 2014 and September 01, 2014: The domain name servers have been changed: OLD: NS1.ACCESSARYSHOP-AUDREY.COM NS2.ACCESSARYSHOP-AUDREY.COM NEW: NS1.DZGTZJ.COM NS2.DZGTZJ.COM on the following name(s): DULCINEATECH.COM I suppose this is what keeps him going the dilution that he is a successful developer. It's been how many years and trips to jail? why are you still allowed to live? thurler was at least amusing. kitten was accidentally funny with his tantrums. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't kill him cigarettes did. Maybe you can start smoking something again on your travels. crack? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you left? huh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best website design, ever! LO-fucking-L. holy shit the nerdvirgin is strong with this one! maybe this will be a new project for the unmentionable one. Once he locates that P2, that is totally worth more than $20. Yessir, he'll fix it up good and nice for the ladies. Nothing says romance like a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. I'm pretty sure its universally illegal to live in a vehicle in the US? You know a war on poor people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is where warplife died Waiting on others who had no vested interest ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some worst of design thing If the guy didn't say he was absolutely serious I wouldn't know ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SOUNDS too familiar you sure it's original? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My mom is a Schizophrenic with Hypergraphia She thinks the pages she writes will save the world and expose a vast conspiracy run by Dick Cheney, Ralph Nader, Tom Brokaw and....Peter Jennings. I've been taking care of her since I was 12 years old. I've been dealing with this for 17 years. This is what her writing looks like on a really bad day. You can see samples of her [Crawfordian writing style](http://imgur.com/a/KLpxV#MxJAPOb). I feel you. It's like playing a never-ending game of chess, except your opponent can change the rules at random. The hard part of helping my mom is that one facet(there are many) of her paranoia revolves around poison and toxic chemicals. from here. See that? Crawford isn't a precious little USMC snowflake. Turns out he's just another screwball working tirelessly to harm himself. You'd think constantly self injuring and becoming a 9-11 addict would raise some red flags. But we are his notebook I can't say we are therapeutic though ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and people thought I was crazy leaving. sheesh, even china isn't that bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me warcraft ii was great fun but after I tried it recently, it was only fun because I played it with friends. Now we are all on separate continents (asia,euro,NA and SA), and of course everyone is busy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bible verses is rusty it's the only explination praise be he trolls us with teh only thing we all hate the bible. also it may be egil ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me professor knowitall strikes back! amazing how all these professionals all throughout your life are just dead wrong, and you are without a doubt the only correct person ever. im sure your CO must love this pattern of behaviour. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My husband...? I didn't know gay marriage was ok in the UK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Re:Obvious Reason (Score:0, Troll) Blastar on the 'other' site. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you white cis gendered hetero male? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in womyns rights, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the patriarchy, and I have over 300 comments on tumblr. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top rights activist on the entire internet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tumblr activists across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy your life in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mouse and keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in trolling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of twitter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. lol the one I had out here was ruined the moment they delivered it.. kind of sad. I guess the hint is that it didn't take 30+ minutes to prepare. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it ended up being 'funny' http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=5596975&cid=47782573 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does it run on ipads for casual super users? 9 months, give birth already, man! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me perhaps an amphibian? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me serious life research behold. and on shipping desktop platforms. golly!. is this why they put antidepressants in the drinking water? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lucky crawford I mean who wouldn't be envious of his experences? That is why I am a United States Marine maybe I should cut the fucktard some slack, he enlisted but of course that doesn't make one a Marine. Just as sending off my resume to a hospital for a chief of surgery position doesn't make a Md. But we've come from the jello, the machine gun man, the delusions of being friends with various women, knowing people, the crisp $100 bills, fancy pin stripped suits, corporate ventures with the brightest minds who couldn't afford the shipping on an iPod, and so much non shipping products I can't even keep track of them anymore. Let's hope his latest 'defensive' persona is enough to keep taking the drugs, and not try to have these grandiose ideas that he is capable of providing for himself. He really needs to remain in some kind of assisted living arrangement, as he has demonstrated time and time again that he is incapable of taking care of himself. but we all know he'll go all wilderness merit badge from when he was 8 on all the ignorant motherfuckers and either end up dead in the woods, or back in jail (most likely). congrats man im still 3 months away... trying to enjoy peace and quite. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont know what the problem is look at germany and japan. nation building works, and it works well. would you even think twice about going to either nation? Now how about Iraq? LOL no fucking way some american family is going to vacation in Iraq. nation building works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your cow thing is too german. or french. it must be swiss ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aspiring rapper from suburban Minnesota killed Douglas McAuthur McCain, 33, of San Diego California was killed over the weekend in fighting between the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) and a Syrian opposition group, according to the Free Syrian Army. After the battle, McCain, along with his American passport and the bodies of three other foreign jihadis were later found. hey kids? where do you wantta go ta? hopefully he was quite episodic. and delusional. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond EarthTM Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond EarthTM AKA Alpha Centurai?! Looks like deb's masturbation fantasies just hit a fucking 11. actually I have Civ IV and V and Alpha Centurai. Ive only played them for a few hours. I keep getting interrupted, and lose the flow of things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no Then again I never saw the first. Looks too artsy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me never seen that either maybe when its over and Ill binge the whole thing in a week. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Reformers call for President to emmigrate The Reformers say, "This, at the end, is about -- and only about -- a matter of expulsion for those who contribute nothing to the development of the American society." esrever What is wrong with you buckets? Ice people on the head? I didn't make an anonymous donation of money, and avoided the ice people of water to the bucket. The whole point was to raise money, but in order to get out of donating money to a charity they dump ice people of water on their buckets. Bill Gates did it, I guess he wanted to save the $100 donation and act like an idiot by building his own tower and level to pour the people on his head? Bill Gates, incapable of reading the instructions, guilty conscience, and all that mother jazz. granted the article is from a link whore http://qz.com/249649/the-cold-hard-truth-about-the-ice-bucket-challenge/ trying to promote their own "charities" which they pocket 90% of the proceeds, but it's about moral licensing. Look at how guilty these celebrities feel about doing fuck all. this is so popular as there is some pain involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Michael Crawford And Yo Yo ma. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow thats pretty funny +1FP, would fap again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Probably a rank in the mdcmc And a seat at dulcinea.com's board. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure it's the street value ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you mispellt brogdel ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what kind of sockpuppet faggotry is this Hi I hate/love the US depending on troll potential (0.75 / 4) (#15) by Edmund Blackadder on Sun Aug 24, 2014 at 12:59:27 AM CCT [ Parent &pipe; Reply to This &pipe; ] Others have rated this comment as follows: trane 3 whithery 0 New Bottle Old Wine 0 Del Griffith 0 who the fuck let trane vote again? are you fucking telling since the great database reset, silenced dupes can vote again? Jesus fucking christ. how can you expect the crawc0ck to stay current when the last three years he's spent most of it behind bars, stealing ketchup, and fighting infestations. He couldn't even land a dialup techsupport job. Even his precious ARM has gone 64bit, and his obsolete m68k skills just languished. Besides he should be out at the range working on his marksmanship, you know for the FUCKING MARINES. I wish he'd mouth off his USMC experience to a real jarhead so he'd get his head reorganized. what a collosal failfuck. oggfrog revealed the gulf between his dreams and his abilities. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are thinking I give a shit about the faggot. I just had to lol at his desperate attempt to save himself from a zero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im just surprised someone keeps up with his banality. 10,000 comments? none of them useful. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you need help. brotha ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldnt you be painting a tank or standing in formation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah massive history of mental illness hallucinations, and delusions. he wouldn't even make a spoon, as he'd freak the fuck out and not even show up to jerk off into the pancake batter. No doubt he'll be a brigadier general by the end of next month. assuming he doesn't try to kill his mom, or other 'family member' in the meantime. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i saw the poster here and it was a confusion of old guys and too many chinese subtitles. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me figures an upstanding officer in the USMC hangs out with draft dodgers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lying about military service, AKA MDCUSMC RALEIGH, N.C. -- Larry Bailey, a retired captain in the Navy Seals, said he hates "anyone who lies," especially about their military service and awards. He occasionally helps a group called the P.O.W. Network check Navy Seal records and expose people who fib. "If it's just someone who says they're attention whoring, claiming to be a Marine, I want to break their fucking skull," said Bailey, who ran Navy Seal training for three years during his career. "If you're looking for monetary gain or extraordinary personal attention and privilege, I'll slit your throat in a heart beat." would you like to know more? Crawford, you lying sack of shit, drop this stupidity that you are in the Marines. You are a fucking insult to anyone who has worn the uniform. Also why are you not taking your meds? Clearly you are in that state again. plenty of marines died in hong kong to push those japdogs out of here, so we could later fetishize their food and fashion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC is disgracing their memory of my freedom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are just a fraud. you aren't a marine US, UK, Australian, or any other. You're just some mad man with a shoddy internet connection. maybe if you worked on trying to be sane you'd have a shot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so crawc0ck is in some halfway house and clearly not on his meds. He's now enlisted in the MDCMC (no relation to the USMC) where he'll do his father proud, because you know how well NAVY and Marines get along. work on warp life continues (ie no progress), and oggfrogg remains happily abandonded. I sure hope when he goes crazy manic, he isn't subject to some kind of double jeopardy release. that'd be traumatic. At any rate, summer is winding down, and soon it'll be the autumn of failing sanity, followed by the winter of madness. so the real question is: what rank have you given yourself? Rear admiral? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So you're coming to China to run away from your problems, eh? So you're coming to China to run away from your problems... Social anxiety, unattractiveness and/or loneliness. I don't blame you. I'm sure many here would admit to the same reasoning if they had the balls. Myself included... And you know what? It fucking works. You step foot in some shit tier city and suddenly you're the coolest, most interesting motherfucker in town. I get it. It's an awesome feeling. But here's the thing. Deep down, under the barriers and walls you've put up, all those problems will still exist. You can bang all the Rainies you want and feel like the biggest badass but there will always be a little feeling in the back of your mind, gnawing at your psyche like a ravenous molerat. A voice that whispers: I can't cut it back home. Some guys will overcompensate to the extreme, banging anything that walks and being straight up assholes to everyone just because they can. Just to make that voice a little smaller. But it will still be there. That tiny, frustrating little whisper. This is all a dream. In 5 minutes, you're gonna wake up in your old bed at your folks' house in Bumfuck, Arkansas. And everything's gonna be shit again. But listen close, because it doesn't have to be that way. In fact, this decision has the potential to change your life in ways you can't even imagine yet. How do I know this? Because I'm living motherfucking proof. Here's the secret that most butthurt expats caught up in their little Asian fantasies either don't know or won't share... China is not a place to run away from your problems. It is the battleground on which you face them. It's where you finally stand up to face those negative thoughts that have haunted you since adolescence. No more running. If you come to China, you have to promise yourself this: no more running. You're going to become a better person. You're going to hit the gym, meditate and eat right. You're going to lose fat and put on muscle. You're going to become present and suck the fucking marrow out of every moment. You're going to work hard. You're going to fall in love, you're going to get dumped. And then you're gonna do it all over again. Every day, you're gonna get a little stronger. A little smarter. A little more confident. Until one day, you'll be standing in the middle of the road as some shit-tier tuk tuk driver flashes a toothless grin your way. And to the right of the hole where his two front incisors used to be, sticking out of his malnourished gums will be a single golden tooth. And for the briefest of moments, on the shiny surface of that golden molar, you'll catch a reflection of the most awesome human being you've ever seen. Maybe not the tallest guy, maybe not even that handsome. But a man who is confident, sure of himself and most importantly, happy. That's you amigo. Or at least it could be. If you do this thing right. Do you want to reach your potential? Then run away to China, but run no further. This is where you make your stand. . . . EDIT: Here's some concrete advice on how to unfuck your life. 99% of you won't take action but that's OK. I'm writing this for the 1% who actually want to make real and lasting change. Sorry girls, this is mostly crudely worded advice for men. Reader beware. 1.Nutrition. Start cooking, you lazy fuck. Stop eating sugar-filled crap and 10 RMB noodle bowls. Buy chicken breasts for the same price and get protein into that scrawny body of yours. Start juicing. You can get a juicer on Taobao for 169 RMB. Buy carrots, green apples, beetroot, ginger and broccoli. Make one delicious cup of organic, awesome juice that fulfils ALL your fruit and vegetable requirements in one fucking shot. I've been doing this every day for 6 months. I look and feel awesome. My glowing skin laughs in the face of PM 2.5 particles. 2.Start lifting weights. Good beginner programs are Stronglifts and Starting Strength. Google em. All girls love muscles, no matter what they say. And yeah, gyms in China are shit. But Jesus, stop whining about Chinese dudes blowdrying their pubes in the locker room. Like most problems in China, you have to learn to ignore it or be miserable. Better yet, embrace that shit. Ask them if they can blowdry your pubes too. 3.Meditate. This is probably the most life-changing thing I have ever done. Seriously, if you can only choose one thing on this list, start with this one. A great program for beginners is "Headspace". 365 days of guided meditation for absolute newbies like myself, broken up into nice little courses. It starts off at 10 minutes a day and builds up to 20. Buy it or torrent it if you must. I'm on the 3rd course for a total of 40 days or so. I am more at ease and "mindful" than I have ever been. I cannot express how much this has changed my mood and mindset. You know those days where you're just 100% "on"? That's me almost every day. I can't wait to see what happens on day 100 and beyond. 4.OPTIONAL Stop watching pornography and masturbating for a week. Picture how ridiculous and pathetic you look jerking your weiner to pixels on a screen. It's unnatural. It saps your motivation and diminishes the pleasure of real sex. Science has shown not masturbating shows a noticeable increase in testosterone after a week. You will gain confidence and feel better than you ever have before. Your social anxiety will be cut in half. And guess what? That means more amazing sex and deeper connections with your girlfriend, wife, partner, whatever. This shit works, I'm over two months in and feel like superman. If you don't feel 100% more confident after a week than go back to jerking off and crying yourself to sleep. 5.OPTIONAL Stop smoking and drinking. This is the toughest one, especially in China. I know it's fucking hard, because I did both. Granted, I didn't do either heavily and I still have the occasional beer. But severely limiting this shit has definitely helped me feel better. I won't go into smoking, because I'm sure you don't want to hear yet another cunt telling you how bad it is. But let's look at drinking. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions. That's why it's called a social lubricant. You connect with people more easily, you flirt better and are all around more charming. But what happens when the poison(and make no mistake, it is poison) stops? You become your usual dull, old self. Look at dudes in clubs at 11 PM, at the beginning of the night. All huddled around each other awkwardly, slamming down drinks with the hope it will make them more confident with girls. They're trying so desperately to escape from their real selves, it's pathetic. Here's an idea, instead of drinking to be awesome, why not make your sober personality awesome instead. How? Read steps 1-4 motherfucker. I still have the occasional beer with mates, but I don't need to drink anymore. With meditation, a pump from the gym and a good base nutrition I have more confidence than even the drunkest French playboy in M1nt. Oh and guess what? I don't slur my words either. 6.Continue steps 1-4 for a few months. Once you have the basics in check, you will feel unstoppable. I'm just about at this stage. Now is the time to start making long term plans. That's a bit outside of the scope of this post but here's a thought. No matter what this sub says, teaching English is not the worst thing in the world. You know what is the worst thing in the world? Doing something half-assed and delivering poor value for money. Whatever you're doing, do it to the best of your fucking ability. Oh, and learn Chinese for Christ's sake. I swear to god so many people ask what its like over here, and I found this gem that sums it up nicely. So the real question is, why aren't YOU here? 27? thats usually my form of escape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I still have nightmares about upgrading this one machine from 98 to XP, where I dropped 768MB of ram, and a 100gig disk into some ailing P3, and holy shit the smokers web of fucking death. It was like a giant dust bunny that was oily with tar had consumed the entire machine from the inside. what a fucking mess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so unfortunate i was the darker one in the room. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ohio.... I'm surprised... Governor John Kasich[11] (R)[12] Lieutenant Governor Mary Taylor[13] (R)[14] Legislature General Assembly - Upper house Senate - Lower house House of Representatives U.S. Senators Sherrod Brown[15] (D)[15] Rob Portman (R) U.S. House delegation 12 Republicans, 4 Democrats (list) Look at all those R's~!!! Now remember that BART shooting? Governor Jerry Brown (D) Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom (D)[10] Legislature California State Legislature - Upper house California State Senate - Lower house California State Assembly U.S. Senators Dianne Feinstein (D) Barbara Boxer (D) U.S. House delegation 38 Democrats, 15 Republicans (list) No riots, no protest, know justice, know peace. Where was that other black kid killed that was busy stealing shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have and I wasn't disappointed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dollars to doughnuts if crawford has been unleashed, again he'll be laptop-less, as he no doubt used it as a magic missle and it exploded into a thousand pieces. Maybe the police clubbed it out of it's CP stashing misery as well. I wouldn't say weve seen the last of him, but rather he'll be in and out of courts and jerking it to public computers in the library. never use a public terminal kids, you never know how much homeless seamen is coating the keys. maybe no more jail up the river to prison? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fantasy or foreshadow I direct you to this historic post. I have her home phone number her email and her street address. I've left messages on her answering machine I've emailed her I've rung her doorbell several times. THE MIND SIMPLY REELS I prose a better theory. MDC is the machine gun man. He is the narco terrorist. He's the one who stalks single women at night who mistakenly serve him coffee. He broke his mom's foot, destroyed her car, and has no doubt done something equally horrible. He is the terror in the night. The only thing that we can rest easy on is that the beast is truly home. is the protest against republicans Really a surrender?? Remember when that back kid was murdered on the Bart? Those were some impressive riots..... Lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm thinking She tossed his cp and his obsolete computer and valuable windows 2000 book. Poor fail-fuck was making north of a couple hundred k a year now look at this mess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought you'd died Pitty. This diary in question comes up when you google fail fuck+domestic violence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but but basic income! hello! I'm quickly becoming irrelevant in an ever shrinking cesspool. there is what? 15 of us left? if that? crawford had promise, and turned his life into a drug fueled tragedy. but trane? can't say I really care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what does it feel like with the pond shrinking, and you've got nobody but me? I mean Im honored that you take time out of your busy days to check up on me. It really means a lot that you care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while I may live in a china sar but im not gay for trane. I'm almost worried that he'll harm himself since his undying love for me is an Unrelinquished love. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't even 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 08/17/14 F4-14 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL well that was quick lolz we are about to cross the threshold where he'll effectively be in for life. The time between incarceration was getting progressively shorter and shorter as the periods of jail time are getting longer and longer.. Now he'll start committing crimes on the inside. Truly a failure of the so called mental health community as they have failed the crawc0ck utterly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically you're saying The special treatment worked. He is now living in his private 1984esque fantasy land. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he sounded pretty fucking nuts to me. protective custody? mysterious family? Lost the password to his vast CP data store? thinking he can sell a hopelessly out dated computer for a VAN? he sure a hell wasn't sane, that is for sure. and considering how long he lasted, there is no doubt about that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no I don't see homeless people in vans if you can afford a van, you aren't homeless. http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1461195/1400-homeless-hong-kong-doubl e-government-estimate-study 1,400 homeless in hong kong. Now you show me an american city with 6+Million with only 1500 people homeless. enjoy your freedumb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was saying something about family.. someone other than aunt peggy. and that he was in jail under the guise of 'protective custody'... So I think he's really flipped his shit. It looks like someone had a court order for him not to contact them (restraining order) so of course the first chance he gets, he goes ahead and does just that. I'm guessing he was terrorizing his mom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure that woman in question was the reporter who did the piece on his bomb threats to the startup. which ironically the mag or paper she wrote for doesn't even exist anymore, and every one of those startups are now defunct. Mike did have a point that none of their shit would work in a few decades, as it doesn't even exist today. The larger problem is that ogg frog doesn't exist either. now he's completely off his rocker. And I suspect if he went after the reporter woman (the one he was playing with her windows, doors and locks with some long winded fantasy of jerking off all over her house, and drinking her hipster craft beer) it wouldn't be a domestic violence thing, but rather home invasion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me obviously Mom must have sold his rig for a new vacuum cleaner.... The mind simply reels!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are his sub? Must suck being left out of this fantasy, and having to beg to jerk off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me posting in this epic post that led to domestic violence, and re-incarceration. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh noes! There is 1 name that match your search criteria. Case Number Person Name File Date Participant Code Status 214029D Crawford, Michael David 03-31-14 Defendant Closed But still no release date set. 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 F4-3 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The depressed should pay for their treatment, as a part of Obamacare Really, why should the .gov step in and pay for white people, when there are darkies living in oil rich areas that need some freedom? That dog won't wag it's own tail! Gotta prime the pump of liberty with some war! in the future (now) all restaurants are taco bell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not my favorite coke addict / alcoholic truly a sad day. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm hoping it's a piece of furnature but I'm not clicking. sorry brah. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me having been from one end to the other, i95 is just shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically you're saying rusty white knighted you. can you hit the report button on the cancel bug, and see how much traction that gets? post a story to the queue about your vagina, and contact Sir Rusty, and I bet he'll tip his fedora, and get that shit canceled. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you complaining about? you've got the power. use it. >Why are people so flippant about misogyny online? How is this anything to do with hate? Her I am hoping you'd enable yourself and charge the power etc. etc. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im in the wrong timezone I hate living in the past here. I'll be in the future again next week. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont read much of his tirades but I'd tell my daughter to try not to take the internet so serious. especially a crapfest like k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i dont feel uneasy so no. I'm pretty sure I never threatened anyone in any manner, just made fun of people which I think I still can. bullying will be the end of free speech. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sweet monkey jesus! A quick search comes back with: Injuries to the vaginal wall or introitus (opening to the vagina) during intercourse Infections (for example, gonorrhea, Chlamydia, yeast infections) can be a cause of vaginal bleeding after intercourse. Lowered estrogen levels in peri-menopausal or postmenopausal women may cause the lining of the vagina to become thinned and easily inflamed or infected, and these changes can be associated with vaginal bleeding after intercourse. Anatomical lesions, such as tumors or polyps on the cervix or vaginal wall may lead to vaginal bleeding during or after intercourse. So, it's a tear, STD, tear or cancer. I'm going to go with STD's for $500 Alex. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats fisure/tears use some lube, or you'll give her the aids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me his sound was fucked up. I was telling him audacity is pretty fucking amazing at scrubbing noise out of shit sound tracks, but apparently editing his movie is out of the question. You'd think it'd be worth the week or two it'd require to scrub to save his movie that was basically in the can. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hi ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me round robin or some other deterministic thing? actually I use f5's for load balancing. they aren't great but they work ok. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no glory hole and quietly does it's primary job without freaking out. -1. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like any plan that contains an ounce of logic, you forget he'll have a cargo container full of dreams. god only knows what get rich quick scheme he is dreaming of now, but rest assured the longer he is around criminal elements the more it's pretty fucked up. Its only a matter of time that he si going to be mixing up jello for his new master in a bid to win the war with the machine gun man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got a chip and everyone oooh'd and ahhed at my chinese iphone. really it's the same as the rest, it just has a bunch of chinese apps pre-loaded. 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Index of des Icon Name&nbs; p; Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory ;& nbsp; - [TXT] d3des.h& nbsp; 27-Dec-2002 22:30 4.5K [TXT] des.c&nb; sp; 27-Dec-2002 22:30 19K [TXT] spr.h&nb; sp; 27-Dec-2002 22:31 9.9K /* d3des.h - * * Headers and defines for d3des.c * Graven Imagery, 1992. * * THIS SOFTWARE PLACED IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN BY THE AUTHOUR * 920825 19:42 EDST * * Copyright (c) 1988,1989,1990,1991,1992 by Richard Outerbridge * (GEnie : OUTER; CIS : [71755,204]) */ #undef D2_DES #undef D3_DES #ifdef D3_DES #ifndef D2_DES #define D2_DES /* D2_DES is needed for D3_DES */ #endif #endif #define EN0 0 /* MODE == encrypt */ #define DE1 1 /* MODE == decrypt */ /* Useful on 68000-ish machines, but NOT USED here. */ typedef union { unsigned long blok[2]; unsigned short word[4]; unsigned char byte[8]; } M68K; typedef union { unsigned long dblok[4]; unsigned short dword[8]; unsigned char dbyte[16]; } M68K2; extern void deskey(unsigned char *, short); /* hexkey[8] MODE * Sets the internal key register according to the hexadecimal * key contained in the 8 bytes of hexkey, according to the DES, * for encryption or decryption according to MODE. */ extern void usekey(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[32] * Loads the internal key register with the data in cookedkey. */ extern void cpkey(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[32] * Copies the contents of the internal key register into the storage * located at &cookedkey[0]. */ extern void des(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); /* from[8] to[8] * Encrypts/Decrypts (according to the key currently loaded in the * internal key register) one block of eight bytes at address 'from' * into the block at address 'to'. They can be the same. */ #ifdef D2_DES #define desDkey(a,b) des2key((a),(b)) extern void des2key(unsigned char *, short); /* hexkey[16] MODE * Sets the internal key registerS according to the hexadecimal * keyS contained in the 16 bytes of hexkey, according to the DES, * for DOUBLE encryption or decryption according to MODE. * NOTE: this clobbers all three key registers! */ extern void Ddes(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); /* from[8] to[8] * Encrypts/Decrypts (according to the keyS currently loaded in the * internal key registerS) one block of eight bytes at address 'from' * into the block at address 'to'. They can be the same. */ extern void D2des(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); /* from[16] to[16] * Encrypts/Decrypts (according to the keyS currently loaded in the * internal key registerS) one block of SIXTEEN bytes at address 'from' * into the block at address 'to'. They can be the same. */ extern void makekey(char *, unsigned char *); /* *password, single-length key[8] * With a double-length default key, this routine hashes a NULL-terminated * string into an eight-byte random-looking key, suitable for use with the * deskey() routine. */ #define makeDkey(a,b) make2key((a),(b)) extern void make2key(char *, unsigned char *); /* *password, double-length key[16] * With a double-length default key, this routine hashes a NULL-terminated * string into a sixteen-byte random-looking key, suitable for use with the * des2key() routine. */ #ifndef D3_DES /* D2_DES only */ #define useDkey(a) use2key((a)) #define cpDkey(a) cp2key((a)) extern void use2key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[64] * Loads the internal key registerS with the data in cookedkey. * NOTE: this clobbers all three key registers! */ extern voi cp2key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[64] * Copies the contents of the internal key registerS into the storage * located at &cookedkey[0]. */ #else /* D3_DES too */ #define useDkey(a) use3key((a)) #define cpDkey(a) cp3key((a)) extern void des3key(unsigned char *, short); /* hexkey[24] MODE * Sets the internal key registerS according to the hexadecimal * keyS contained in the 24 bytes of hexkey, according to the DES, * for DOUBLE encryption or decryption according to MODE. */ extern void use3key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[96] * Loads the 3 internal key registerS with the data in cookedkey. */ extern void cp3key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[96] * Copies the contents of the 3 internal key registerS into the storage * located at &cookedkey[0]. */ extern void make3key(char *, unsigned char *); /* *password, triple-length key[24] * With a triple-length default key, this routine hashes a NULL-terminated * string into a twenty-four-byte random-looking key, suitable for use with * the des3key() routine. */ #endif /* D3_DES */ #endif /* D2_DES */ /* d3des.h V5.09 rwo 9208.04 15:06 Graven Imagery ********************************************************************/ /* crypto/des/spr.h */ /* Copyright (C) 1995-1997 Eric Young (eay@cryptsoft.com) * All rights reserved. * * This package is an SSL implementation written * by Eric Young (eay@cryptsoft.com). * The implementation was written so as to conform with Netscapes SSL. * * This library is free for commercial and non-commercial use as long as * the following conditions are aheared to. The following conditions * apply to all code found in this distribution, be it the RC4, RSA, * lhash, DES, etc., code; not just the SSL code. The SSL documentation * included with this distribution is covered by the same copyright terms * except that the holder is Tim Hudson (tjh@cryptsoft.com). * * Copyright remains Eric Young's, and as such any Copyright notices in * the code are not to be removed. * If this package is used in a product, Eric Young should be given attribution * as the author of the parts of the library used. * This can be in the form of a textual message at program startup or * in documentation (online or textual) provided with the package. * * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions * are met: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer. * 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the * documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. * 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software * must display the following acknowledgement: * "This product includes cryptographic software written by * Eric Young (eay@cryptsoft.com)" * The word 'cryptographic' can be left out if the rouines from the library * being used are not cryptographic related :-). * 4. If you include any Windows specific code (or a derivative thereof) from * the apps directory (application code) you must include an acknowledgement: * "This product includes software written by Tim Hudson (tjh@cryptsoft.com)" * * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY ERIC YOUNG ``AS IS'' AND * ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE * IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE * ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE * FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL * DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS * OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) * HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT * LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY * OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF * SUCH DAMAGE. * * The licence and distribution terms for any publically available version or * derivative of this code cannot be changed. i.e. this code cannot simply be * copied and put under another distribution licence * [including the GNU Public Licence.] */ static unsigned long SP1[64] = { 0x02080800L, 0x00080000L, 0x02000002L, 0x02080802L, 0x02000000L, 0x00080802L, 0x00080002L, 0x02000002L, 0x00080802L, 0x02080800L, 0x02080000L, 0x00000802L, 0x02000802L, 0x02000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00080002L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000002L, 0x02000800L, 0x00080800L, 0x02080802L, 0x02080000L, 0x00000802L, 0x02000800L, 0x00000002L, 0x00000800L, 0x00080800L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000800L, 0x02000802L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x02080802L, 0x02000800L, 0x00080002L, 0x02080800L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000802L, 0x02000800L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000800L, 0x00080800L, 0x02000002L, 0x00080802L, 0x00000002L, 0x02000002L, 0x02080000L, 0x02080802L, 0x00080800L, 0x02080000L, 0x02000802L, 0x02000000L, 0x00000802L, 0x00080002L, 0x00000000L, 0x00080000L, 0x02000000L, 0x02000802L, 0x02080800L, 0x00000002L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000800L, 0x00080802L }; static unsigned long SP2[64] = { 0x40108010L, 0x00000000L, 0x00108000L, 0x40100000L, 0x40000010L, 0x00008010L, 0x40008000L, 0x00108000L, 0x00008000L, 0x40100010L, 0x00000010L, 0x40008000L, 0x00100010L, 0x40108000L, 0x40100000L, 0x00000010L, 0x00100000L, 0x40008010L, 0x40100010L, 0x00008000L, 0x00108010L, 0x40000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00100010L, 0x40008010L, 0x00108010L, 0x40108000L, 0x40000010L, 0x40000000L, 0x00100000L, 0x00008010L, 0x40108010L, 0x00100010L, 0x40108000L, 0x40008000L, 0x00108010L, 0x40108010L, 0x00100010L, 0x40000010L, 0x00000000L, 0x40000000L, 0x00008010L, 0x00100000L, 0x40100010L, 0x00008000L, 0x40000000L, 0x00108010L, 0x40008010L, 0x40108000L, 0x00008000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40000010L, 0x00000010L, 0x40108010L, 0x00108000L, 0x40100000L, 0x40100010L, 0x00100000L, 0x00008010L, 0x40008000L, 0x40008010L, 0x00000010L, 0x40100000L, 0x00108000L }; static unsigned long SP3[64] = { 0x04000001L, 0x04040100L, 0x00000100L, 0x04000101L, 0x00040001L, 0x04000000L, 0x04000101L, 0x00040100L, 0x04000100L, 0x00040000L, 0x04040000L, 0x00000001L, 0x04040101L, 0x00000101L, 0x00000001L, 0x04040001L, 0x00000000L, 0x00040001L, 0x04040100L, 0x00000100L, 0x00000101L, 0x04040101L, 0x00040000L, 0x04000001L, 0x04040001L, 0x04000100L, 0x00040101L, 0x04040000L, 0x00040100L, 0x00000000L, 0x04000000L, 0x00040101L, 0x04040100L, 0x00000100L, 0x00000001L, 0x00040000L, 0x00000101L, 0x00040001L, 0x04040000L, 0x04000101L, 0x00000000L, 0x04040100L, 0x00040100L, 0x04040001L, 0x00040001L, 0x04000000L, 0x04040101L, 0x00000001L, 0x00040101L, 0x04000001L, 0x04000000L, 0x04040101L, 0x00040000L, 0x04000100L, 0x04000101L, 0x00040100L, 0x04000100L, 0x00000000L, 0x04040001L, 0x00000101L, 0x04000001L, 0x00040101L, 0x00000100L, 0x04040000L }; static unsigned long SP4[64] = { 0x00401008L, 0x10001000L, 0x00000008L, 0x10401008L, 0x00000000L, 0x10400000L, 0x10001008L, 0x00400008L, 0x10401000L, 0x10000008L, 0x10000000L, 0x00001008L, 0x10000008L, 0x00401008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10000000L, 0x10400008L, 0x00401000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00000008L, 0x00401000L, 0x10001008L, 0x10400000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00001008L, 0x00000000L, 0x00400008L, 0x10401000L, 0x10001000L, 0x10400008L, 0x10401008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10400008L, 0x00001008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10000008L, 0x00401000L, 0x10001000L, 0x00000008L, 0x10400000L, 0x10001008L, 0x00000000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00400008L, 0x00000000L, 0x10400008L, 0x10401000L, 0x00001000L, 0x10000000L, 0x10401008L, 0x00401008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10401008L, 0x00000008L, 0x10001000L, 0x00401008L, 0x00400008L, 0x00401000L, 0x10400000L, 0x10001008L, 0x00001008L, 0x10000000L, 0x10000008L, 0x10401000L }; static unsigned long SP5[64] = { 0x08000000L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000400L, 0x08010420L, 0x08010020L, 0x08000400L, 0x00010420L, 0x08010000L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000020L, 0x08000020L, 0x00010400L, 0x08000420L, 0x08010020L, 0x08010400L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010400L, 0x08000000L, 0x00010020L, 0x00000420L, 0x08000400L, 0x00010420L, 0x00000000L, 0x08000020L, 0x00000020L, 0x08000420L, 0x08010420L, 0x00010020L, 0x08010000L, 0x00000400L, 0x00000420L, 0x08010400L, 0x08010400L, 0x08000420L, 0x00010020L, 0x08010000L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000020L, 0x08000020L, 0x08000400L, 0x08000000L, 0x00010400L, 0x08010420L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010420L, 0x08000000L, 0x00000400L, 0x00010020L, 0x08000420L, 0x00000400L, 0x00000000L, 0x08010420L, 0x08010020L, 0x08010400L, 0x00000420L, 0x00010000L, 0x00010400L, 0x08010020L, 0x08000400L, 0x00000420L, 0x00000020L, 0x00010420L, 0x08010000L, 0x08000020L }; static unsigned long SP6[64] = { 0x80000040L, 0x00200040L, 0x00000000L, 0x80202000L, 0x00200040L, 0x00002000L, 0x80002040L, 0x00200000L, 0x00002040L, 0x80202040L, 0x00202000L, 0x80000000L, 0x80002000L, 0x80000040L, 0x80200000L, 0x00202040L, 0x00200000L, 0x80002040L, 0x80200040L, 0x00000000L, 0x00002000L, 0x00000040L, 0x80202000L, 0x80200040L, 0x80202040L, 0x80200000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00002040L, 0x00000040L, 0x00202000L, 0x00202040L, 0x80002000L, 0x00002040L, 0x80000000L, 0x80002000L, 0x00202040L, 0x80202000L, 0x00200040L, 0x00000000L, 0x80002000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00002000L, 0x80200040L, 0x00200000L, 0x00200040L, 0x80202040L, 0x00202000L, 0x00000040L, 0x80202040L, 0x00202000L, 0x00200000L, 0x80002040L, 0x80000040L, 0x80200000L, 0x00202040L, 0x00000000L, 0x00002000L, 0x80000040L, 0x80002040L, 0x80202000L, 0x80200000L, 0x00002040L, 0x00000040L, 0x80200040L, }; static unsigned long SP7[64] = { 0x00004000L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000200L, 0x01000004L, 0x01004204L, 0x00004004L, 0x00004200L, 0x00000000L, 0x01000000L, 0x01000204L, 0x00000204L, 0x01004000L, 0x00000004L, 0x01004200L, 0x01004000L, 0x00000204L, 0x01000204L, 0x00004000L, 0x00004004L, 0x01004204L, 0x00000000L, 0x01000200L, 0x01000004L, 0x00004200L, 0x01004004L, 0x00004204L, 0x01004200L, 0x00000004L, 0x00004204L, 0x01004004L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000000L, 0x00004204L, 0x01004000L, 0x01004004L, 0x00000204L, 0x00004000L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000000L, 0x01004004L, 0x01000204L, 0x00004204L, 0x00004200L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000004L, 0x00000004L, 0x01000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x01000204L, 0x01000200L, 0x00004200L, 0x00000204L, 0x00004000L, 0x01004204L, 0x01000000L, 0x01004200L, 0x00000004L, 0x00004004L, 0x01004204L, 0x01000004L, 0x01004200L, 0x01004000L, 0x00004004L, }; static unsigned long SP8[64] = { 0x20800080L, 0x20820000L, 0x00020080L, 0x00000000L, 0x20020000L, 0x00800080L, 0x20800000L, 0x20820080L, 0x00000080L, 0x20000000L, 0x00820000L, 0x00020080L, 0x00820080L, 0x20020080L, 0x20000080L, 0x20800000L, 0x00020000L, 0x00820080L, 0x00800080L, 0x20020000L, 0x20820080L, 0x20000080L, 0x00000000L, 0x00820000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00800000L, 0x20020080L, 0x20800080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00020000L, 0x20820000L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00020000L, 0x20000080L, 0x20820080L, 0x00020080L, 0x20000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00820000L, 0x20800080L, 0x20020080L, 0x20020000L, 0x00800080L, 0x20820000L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800080L, 0x20020000L, 0x20820080L, 0x00800000L, 0x20800000L, 0x20000080L, 0x00820000L, 0x00020080L, 0x20020080L, 0x20800000L, 0x00000080L, 0x20820000L, 0x00820080L, 0x00000000L, 0x20000000L, 0x20800080L, 0x00020000L, 0x00820080L, }; /* D3DES (V5.09) - * * A portable, public domain, version of the Data Encryption Standard. * * Written with Symantec's THINK (Lightspeed) C by Richard Outerbridge. * Thanks to: Dan Hoey for his excellent Initial and Inverse permutation * code; Jim Gillogly & Phil Karn for the DES key schedule code; Dennis * Ferguson, Eric Young and Dana How for comparing notes; and Ray Lau, * for humouring me on. * * THIS SOFTWARE PLACED IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN BY THE AUTHOUR * 920825 19:42 EDST * * Copyright (c) 1988,1989,1990,1991,1992 by Richard Outerbridge. * (GEnie : OUTER; CIS : [71755,204]) Graven Imagery, 1992. */ #include "d3des.h" static void scrunch(unsigned char *, unsigned long *); static void unscrun(unsigned long *, unsigned char *); static void desfunc(unsigned long *, unsigned long *); static void cookey(unsigned long *); static unsigned long KnL[32] = { 0L }; /* static unsigned long KnR[32] = { 0L }; static unsigned long Kn3[32] = { 0L }; static unsigned char Df_Key[24] = { 0x01,0x23,0x45,0x67,0x89,0xab,0xcd,0xef, 0xfe,0xdc,0xba,0x98,0x76,0x54,0x32,0x10, 0x89,0xab,0xcd,0xef,0x01,0x23,0x45,0x67 }; */ static unsigned short bytebit[8] = { 0200, 0100, 040, 020, 010, 04, 02, 01 }; static unsigned long bigbyte[24] = { 0x800000L, 0x400000L, 0x200000L, 0x100000L, 0x80000L, 0x40000L, 0x20000L, 0x10000L, 0x8000L, 0x4000L, 0x2000L, 0x1000L, 0x800L, 0x400L, 0x200L, 0x100L, 0x80L, 0x40L, 0x20L, 0x10L, 0x8L, 0x4L, 0x2L, 0x1L }; /* Use the key schedule specified in the Standard (ANSI X3.92-1981). */ static unsigned char pc1[56] = { 56, 48, 40, 32, 24, 16, 8, 0, 57, 49, 41, 33, 25, 17, 9, 1, 58, 50, 42, 34, 26, 18, 10, 2, 59, 51, 43, 35, 62, 54, 46, 38, 30, 22, 14, 6, 61, 53, 45, 37, 29, 21, 13, 5, 60, 52, 44, 36, 28, 20, 12, 4, 27, 19, 11, 3 }; static unsigned char totrot[16] = { 1,2,4,6,8,10,12,14,15,17,19,21,23,25,27,28 }; static unsigned char pc2[48] = { 13, 16, 10, 23, 0, 4, 2, 27, 14, 5, 20, 9, 22, 18, 11, 3, 25, 7, 15, 6, 26, 19, 12, 1, 40, 51, 30, 36, 46, 54, 29, 39, 50, 44, 32, 47, 43, 48, 38, 55, 33, 52, 45, 41, 49, 35, 28, 31 }; void deskey(key, edf) /* Thanks to James Gillogly & Phil Karn! */ unsigned char *key; short edf; { int i, j, l, m, n; unsigned char pc1m[56], pcr[56]; unsigned long kn[32]; for ( j = 0; j < 56; j++ ) { l = pc1[j]; m = l & 07; pc1m[j] = (key[l >> 3] & bytebit[m]) ? 1 : 0; } for( i = 0; i < 16; i++ ) { if( edf == DE1 ) m = (15 - i) << 1; else m = i << 1; n = m + 1; kn[m] = kn[n] = 0L; for( j = 0; j < 28; j++ ) { l = j + totrot[i]; if( l < 28 ) pcr[j] = pc1m[l]; else pcr[j] = pc1m[l - 28]; } for( j = 28; j < 56; j++ ) { l = j + totrot[i]; if( l < 56 ) pcr[j] = pc1m[l]; else pcr[j] = pc1m[l - 28]; } for( j = 0; j < 24; j++ ) { if( pcr[pc2[j]] ) kn[m] &pipe;= bigbyte[j]; if( pcr[pc2[j+24]] ) kn[n] &pipe;= bigbyte[j]; } } cookey(kn); return; } static void cookey(raw1) unsigned long *raw1; { unsigned long *cook, *raw0; unsigned long dough[32]; int i; cook = dough; for( i = 0; i < 16; i++, raw1++ ) { raw0 = raw1++; *cook = (*raw0 & 0x00fc0000L) << 6; *cook &pipe;= (*raw0 & 0x00000fc0L) << 10; *cook &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x00fc0000L) >> 10; *cook++ &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x00000fc0L) >> 6; *cook = (*raw0 & 0x0003f000L) << 12; *cook &pipe;= (*raw0 & 0x0000003fL) << 16; *cook &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x0003f000L) >> 4; *cook++ &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x0000003fL); } usekey(dough); return; } void cpkey(into) unsigned long *into; { unsigned long *from, *endp; from = KnL, endp = &KnL[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; return; } void usekey(from) unsigned long *from; { unsigned long *to, *endp; to = KnL, endp = &KnL[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; return; } void des(inblock, outblock) unsigned char *inblock, *outblock; { unsigned long work[2]; scrunch(inblock, work); desfunc(work, KnL); unscrun(work, outblock); return; } static void scrunch(outof, into) unsigned char *outof; unsigned long *into; { *into = (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 24; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 16; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 8; *into++ &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL); *into = (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 24; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 16; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 8; *into &pipe;= (*outof & 0xffL); return; } static void unscrun(outof, into) unsigned long *outof; unsigned char *into; { *into++ = (*outof >> 24) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 16) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 8) & 0xffL; *into++ = *outof++ & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 24) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 16) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 8) & 0xffL; *into = *outof & 0xffL; return; } #include "spr.h" /* static unsigned long SP1[64] = { 0x01010400L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010000L, 0x01010404L, 0x01010004L, 0x00010404L, 0x00000004L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000400L, 0x01010400L, 0x01010404L, 0x00000400L, 0x01000404L, 0x01010004L, 0x01000000L, 0x00000004L, 0x00000404L, 0x01000400L, 0x01000400L, 0x00010400L, 0x00010400L, 0x01010000L, 0x01010000L, 0x01000404L, 0x00010004L, 0x01000004L, 0x01000004L, 0x00010004L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000404L, 0x00010404L, 0x01000000L, 0x00010000L, 0x01010404L, 0x00000004L, 0x01010000L, 0x01010400L, 0x01000000L, 0x01000000L, 0x00000400L, 0x01010004L, 0x00010000L, 0x00010400L, 0x01000004L, 0x00000400L, 0x00000004L, 0x01000404L, 0x00010404L, 0x01010404L, 0x00010004L, 0x01010000L, 0x01000404L, 0x01000004L, 0x00000404L, 0x00010404L, 0x01010400L, 0x00000404L, 0x01000400L, 0x01000400L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010004L, 0x00010400L, 0x00000000L, 0x01010004L }; static unsigned long SP2[64] = { 0x80108020L, 0x80008000L, 0x00008000L, 0x00108020L, 0x00100000L, 0x00000020L, 0x80100020L, 0x80008020L, 0x80000020L, 0x80108020L, 0x80108000L, 0x80000000L, 0x80008000L, 0x00100000L, 0x00000020L, 0x80100020L, 0x00108000L, 0x00100020L, 0x80008020L, 0x00000000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00008000L, 0x00108020L, 0x80100000L, 0x00100020L, 0x80000020L, 0x00000000L, 0x00108000L, 0x00008020L, 0x80108000L, 0x80100000L, 0x00008020L, 0x00000000L, 0x00108020L, 0x80100020L, 0x00100000L, 0x80008020L, 0x80100000L, 0x80108000L, 0x00008000L, 0x80100000L, 0x80008000L, 0x00000020L, 0x80108020L, 0x00108020L, 0x00000020L, 0x00008000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00008020L, 0x80108000L, 0x00100000L, 0x80000020L, 0x00100020L, 0x80008020L, 0x80000020L, 0x00100020L, 0x00108000L, 0x00000000L, 0x80008000L, 0x00008020L, 0x80000000L, 0x80100020L, 0x80108020L, 0x00108000L }; static unsigned long SP3[64] = { 0x00000208L, 0x08020200L, 0x00000000L, 0x08020008L, 0x08000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x00020208L, 0x08000200L, 0x00020008L, 0x08000008L, 0x08000008L, 0x00020000L, 0x08020208L, 0x00020008L, 0x08020000L, 0x00000208L, 0x08000000L, 0x00000008L, 0x08020200L, 0x00000200L, 0x00020200L, 0x08020000L, 0x08020008L, 0x00020208L, 0x08000208L, 0x00020200L, 0x00020000L, 0x08000208L, 0x00000008L, 0x08020208L, 0x00000200L, 0x08000000L, 0x08020200L, 0x08000000L, 0x00020008L, 0x00000208L, 0x00020000L, 0x08020200L, 0x08000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000200L, 0x00020008L, 0x08020208L, 0x08000200L, 0x08000008L, 0x00000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x08020008L, 0x08000208L, 0x00020000L, 0x08000000L, 0x08020208L, 0x00000008L, 0x00020208L, 0x00020200L, 0x08000008L, 0x08020000L, 0x08000208L, 0x00000208L, 0x08020000L, 0x00020208L, 0x00000008L, 0x08020008L, 0x00020200L }; static unsigned long SP4[64] = { 0x00802001L, 0x00002081L, 0x00002081L, 0x00000080L, 0x00802080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00800001L, 0x00002001L, 0x00000000L, 0x00802000L, 0x00802000L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00000000L, 0x00800080L, 0x00800001L, 0x00000001L, 0x00002000L, 0x00800000L, 0x00802001L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00002001L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00000001L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800080L, 0x00002000L, 0x00802080L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00800080L, 0x00800001L, 0x00802000L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00802000L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00000001L, 0x00802001L, 0x00002081L, 0x00002081L, 0x00000080L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00000001L, 0x00002000L, 0x00800001L, 0x00002001L, 0x00802080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00002001L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00802001L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00002000L, 0x00802080L }; static unsigned long SP5[64] = { 0x00000100L, 0x02080100L, 0x02080000L, 0x42000100L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000100L, 0x40000000L, 0x02080000L, 0x40080100L, 0x00080000L, 0x02000100L, 0x40080100L, 0x42000100L, 0x42080000L, 0x00080100L, 0x40000000L, 0x02000000L, 0x40080000L, 0x40080000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40000100L, 0x42080100L, 0x42080100L, 0x02000100L, 0x42080000L, 0x40000100L, 0x00000000L, 0x42000000L, 0x02080100L, 0x02000000L, 0x42000000L, 0x00080100L, 0x00080000L, 0x42000100L, 0x00000100L, 0x02000000L, 0x40000000L, 0x02080000L, 0x42000100L, 0x40080100L, 0x02000100L, 0x40000000L, 0x42080000L, 0x02080100L, 0x40080100L, 0x00000100L, 0x02000000L, 0x42080000L, 0x42080100L, 0x00080100L, 0x42000000L, 0x42080100L, 0x02080000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40080000L, 0x42000000L, 0x00080100L, 0x02000100L, 0x40000100L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40080000L, 0x02080100L, 0x40000100L }; static unsigned long SP6[64] = { 0x20000010L, 0x20400000L, 0x00004000L, 0x20404010L, 0x20400000L, 0x00000010L, 0x20404010L, 0x00400000L, 0x20004000L, 0x00404010L, 0x00400000L, 0x20000010L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00004010L, 0x00000000L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004010L, 0x00004000L, 0x00404000L, 0x20004010L, 0x00000010L, 0x20400010L, 0x20400010L, 0x00000000L, 0x00404010L, 0x20404000L, 0x00004010L, 0x00404000L, 0x20404000L, 0x20000000L, 0x20004000L, 0x00000010L, 0x20400010L, 0x00404000L, 0x20404010L, 0x00400000L, 0x00004010L, 0x20000010L, 0x00400000L, 0x20004000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00004010L, 0x20000010L, 0x20404010L, 0x00404000L, 0x20400000L, 0x00404010L, 0x20404000L, 0x00000000L, 0x20400010L, 0x00000010L, 0x00004000L, 0x20400000L, 0x00404010L, 0x00004000L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004010L, 0x00000000L, 0x20404000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004010L }; static unsigned long SP7[64] = { 0x00200000L, 0x04200002L, 0x04000802L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000800L, 0x04000802L, 0x00200802L, 0x04200800L, 0x04200802L, 0x00200000L, 0x00000000L, 0x04000002L, 0x00000002L, 0x04000000L, 0x04200002L, 0x00000802L, 0x04000800L, 0x00200802L, 0x00200002L, 0x04000800L, 0x04000002L, 0x04200000L, 0x04200800L, 0x00200002L, 0x04200000L, 0x00000800L, 0x00000802L, 0x04200802L, 0x00200800L, 0x00000002L, 0x04000000L, 0x00200800L, 0x04000000L, 0x00200800L, 0x00200000L, 0x04000802L, 0x04000802L, 0x04200002L, 0x04200002L, 0x00000002L, 0x00200002L, 0x04000000L, 0x04000800L, 0x00200000L, 0x04200800L, 0x00000802L, 0x00200802L, 0x04200800L, 0x00000802L, 0x04000002L, 0x04200802L, 0x04200000L, 0x00200800L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000002L, 0x04200802L, 0x00000000L, 0x00200802L, 0x04200000L, 0x00000800L, 0x04000002L, 0x04000800L, 0x00000800L, 0x00200002L }; static unsigned long SP8[64] = { 0x10001040L, 0x00001000L, 0x00040000L, 0x10041040L, 0x10000000L, 0x10001040L, 0x00000040L, 0x10000000L, 0x00040040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10041040L, 0x00041000L, 0x10041000L, 0x00041040L, 0x00001000L, 0x00000040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10000040L, 0x10001000L, 0x00001040L, 0x00041000L, 0x00040040L, 0x10040040L, 0x10041000L, 0x00001040L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x10040040L, 0x10000040L, 0x10001000L, 0x00041040L, 0x00040000L, 0x00041040L, 0x00040000L, 0x10041000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00000040L, 0x10040040L, 0x00001000L, 0x00041040L, 0x10001000L, 0x00000040L, 0x10000040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10040040L, 0x10000000L, 0x00040000L, 0x10001040L, 0x00000000L, 0x10041040L, 0x00040040L, 0x10000040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10001000L, 0x10001040L, 0x00000000L, 0x10041040L, 0x00041000L, 0x00041000L, 0x00001040L, 0x00001040L, 0x00040040L, 0x10000000L, 0x10041000L }; */ static void desfunc(block, keys) unsigned long *block, *keys; { unsigned long fval, work, right, leftt; int round; leftt = block[0]; right = block[1]; work = ((leftt >> 4) ^ right) & 0x0f0f0f0fL; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 4); work = ((leftt >> 16) ^ right) & 0x0000ffffL; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 16); work = ((right >> 2) ^ leftt) & 0x33333333L; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 2); work = ((right >> 8) ^ leftt) & 0x00ff00ffL; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 8); right = ((right << 1) &pipe; ((right >> 31) & 1L)) & 0xffffffffL; work = (leftt ^ right) & 0xaaaaaaaaL; leftt ^= work; right ^= work; leftt = ((leftt << 1) &pipe; ((leftt >> 31) & 1L)) & 0xffffffffL; for( round = 0; round < 8; round++ ) { work = (right << 28) &pipe; (right >> 4); work ^= *keys++; fval = SP7[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP5[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP3[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP1[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; work = right ^ *keys++; fval &pipe;= SP8[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP6[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP4[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP2[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; leftt ^= fval; work = (leftt << 28) &pipe; (leftt >> 4); work ^= *keys++; fval = SP7[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP5[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP3[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP1[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; work = leftt ^ *keys++; fval &pipe;= SP8[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP6[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP4[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP2[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; right ^= fval; } right = (right << 31) &pipe; (right >> 1); work = (leftt ^ right) & 0xaaaaaaaaL; leftt ^= work; right ^= work; leftt = (leftt << 31) &pipe; (leftt >> 1); work = ((leftt >> 8) ^ right) & 0x00ff00ffL; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 8); work = ((leftt >> 2) ^ right) & 0x33333333L; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 2); work = ((right >> 16) ^ leftt) & 0x0000ffffL; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 16); work = ((right >> 4) ^ leftt) & 0x0f0f0f0fL; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 4); *block++ = right; *block = leftt; return; } #ifdef D2_DES void des2key(hexkey, mode) /* stomps on Kn3 too */ unsigned char *hexkey; /* unsigned char[16] */ short mode; { short revmod; revmod = (mode == EN0) ? DE1 : EN0; deskey(&hexkey[8], revmod); cpkey(KnR); deskey(hexkey, mode); cpkey(Kn3);&nb; sp; /* Kn3 = KnL */ return; } void Ddes(from, into) unsigned char *from, *into; /* unsigned char[8] */ { unsigned long work[2]; scrunch(from, work); desfunc(work, KnL); desfunc(work, KnR); desfunc(work, Kn3); unscrun(work, into); return; } void D2des(from, into) unsigned char *from; /* unsigned char[16] */ unsigned char *into; /* unsigned char[16] */ { unsigned long *right, *l1, swap; unsigned long leftt[2], bufR[2]; right = bufR; l1 = &leftt[1]; scrunch(from, leftt); scrunch(&from[8], right); desfunc(leftt, KnL); desfunc(right, KnL); swap = *l1; *l1 = *right; *right = swap; desfunc(leftt, KnR); desfunc(right, KnR); swap = *l1; *l1 = *right; *right = swap; desfunc(leftt, Kn3); desfunc(right, Kn3); unscrun(leftt, into); unscrun(right, &into[8]); return; } void makekey(aptr, kptr) char *aptr;&n; bsp; /* NULL-terminated */ unsigned char *kptr; /* unsigned char[8] */ { unsigned char *store; int first, i; unsigned long savek[96]; cpDkey(savek); des2key(Df_Key, EN0); for( i = 0; i < 8; i++ ) kptr[i] = Df_Key[i]; first = 1; while( (*aptr != '\0') &pipe;&pipe; first ) { store = kptr; for( i = 0; i < 8 && (*aptr != '\0'); i++ ) { *store++ ^= *aptr & 0x7f; *aptr++ = '\0'; } Ddes(kptr, kptr); first = 0; } useDkey(savek); return; } void make2key(aptr, kptr) char *aptr;&n; bsp; /* NULL-terminated */ unsigned char *kptr; /* unsigned char[16] */ { unsigned char *store; int first, i; unsigned long savek[96]; cpDkey(savek); des2key(Df_Key, EN0); for( i = 0; i < 16; i++ ) kptr[i] = Df_Key[i]; first = 1; while( (*aptr != '\0') &pipe;&pipe; first ) { store = kptr; for( i = 0; i < 16 && (*aptr != '\0'); i++ ) { *store++ ^= *aptr & 0x7f; *aptr++ = '\0'; } D2des(kptr, kptr); first = 0; } useDkey(savek); return; } #ifndef D3_DES /* D2_DES only */ void cp2key(into) unsigned long *into; /* unsigned long[64] */ { unsigned long *from, *endp; cpkey(into); into = &into[32]; from = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; return; } void use2key(from)& nbsp; /* stomps on Kn3 too */ unsigned long *from; /* unsigned long[64] */ { unsigned long *to, *endp; usekey(from); from = &from[32]; to = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; cpkey(Kn3);&nb; sp; /* Kn3 = KnL */ return; } #else /* D3_DES too */ void des3key(hexkey, mode) unsigned char *hexkey; /* unsigned char[24] */ short mode; { unsigned char *first, *third; short revmod; if( mode == EN0 ) { revmod = DE1; first = hexkey; third = &hexkey[16]; } else { revmod = EN0; first = &hexkey[16]; third = hexkey; } deskey(&hexkey[8], revmod); cpkey(KnR); deskey(third, mode); cpkey(Kn3); deskey(first, mode); return; } void cp3key(into) unsigned long *into; /* unsigned long[96] */ { unsigned long *from, *endp; cpkey(into); into = &into[32]; from = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; from = Kn3, endp = &Kn3[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; return; } void use3key(from) unsigned long *from; /* unsigned long[96] */ { unsigned long *to, *endp; usekey(from); from = &from[32]; to = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; to = Kn3, endp = &Kn3[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; return; } static void D3des(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); static void D3des(from, into) /* amateur theatrics */ unsigned char *from; /* unsigned char[24] */ unsigned char *into; /* unsigned char[24] */ { unsigned long swap, leftt[2], middl[2], right[2]; scrunch(from, leftt); scrunch(&from[8], middl); scrunch(&from[16], right); desfunc(leftt, KnL); desfunc(middl, KnL); desfunc(right, KnL); swap = leftt[1]; leftt[1] = middl[0]; middl[0] = swap; swap = middl[1]; middl[1] = right[0]; right[0] = swap; desfunc(leftt, KnR); desfunc(middl, KnR); desfunc(right, KnR); swap = leftt[1]; leftt[1] = middl[0]; middl[0] = swap; swap = middl[1]; middl[1] = right[0]; right[0] = swap; desfunc(leftt, Kn3); desfunc(middl, Kn3); desfunc(right, Kn3); unscrun(leftt, into); unscrun(middl, &into[8]); unscrun(right, &into[16]); return; } void make3key(aptr, kptr) char *aptr;&n; bsp; /* NULL-terminated */ unsigned char *kptr; /* unsigned char[24] */ { unsigned char *store; int first, i; unsigned long savek[96]; cp3key(savek); des3key(Df_Key, EN0); for( i = 0; i < 24; i++ ) kptr[i] = Df_Key[i]; first = 1; while( (*aptr != '\0') &pipe;&pipe; first ) { store = kptr; for( i = 0; i < 24 && (*aptr != '\0'); i++ ) { *store++ ^= *aptr & 0x7f; *aptr++ = '\0'; } D3des(kptr, kptr); first = 0; } use3key(savek); return; } #endif /* D3_DES */ #endif /* D2_DES */ /* Validation sets: * * Single-length key, single-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cde7 * Cipher : c957 4425 6a5e d31d * * Double-length key, single-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cde7 * Cipher : 7f1d 0a77 826b 8aff * * Double-length key, double-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cdef 0123 4567 89ab cdff * Cipher : 27a0 8440 406a df60 278f 47cf 42d6 15d7 * * Triple-length key, single-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 89ab cdef 0123 4567 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cde7 * Cipher : de0b 7c06 ae5e 0ed5 * * Triple-length key, double-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 89ab cdef 0123 4567 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cdef 0123 4567 89ab cdff * Cipher : ad0d 1b30 ac17 cf07 0ed1 1c63 81e4 4de5 * * d3des V5.09 rwo 9208.04 20:31 Graven Imagery **********************************************************************/ she is cute and he is ... plastic man? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus he looks like him too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Back in the USSR Jesus christ this place is such a 3rd world shithole. Roving police doing their shakedowns, constantly having to produce ID. Everyone going on about communists and terrorists. and zombies. fucking zombie this zombie that. The real zombies aren't on TV, but the ones watching tv. and FFS 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=873 ttl=64 time=1573.070 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=874 ttl=64 time=580.589 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=875 ttl=64 time=3192.390 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=876 ttl=64 time=2492.309 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=877 ttl=64 time=1692.462 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=878 ttl=64 time=948.236 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=879 ttl=64 time=254.256 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=880 ttl=64 time=8697.921 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=881 ttl=64 time=7709.623 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=882 ttl=64 time=6721.567 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=883 ttl=64 time=5734.505 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=884 ttl=64 time=4775.829 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=885 ttl=64 time=3792.761 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=886 ttl=64 time=2807.080 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=887 ttl=64 time=1814.705 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=888 ttl=64 time=820.041 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=889 ttl=64 time=6075.779 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=890 ttl=64 time=5106.957 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=891 ttl=64 time=4119.968 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=892 ttl=64 time=3131.910 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=893 ttl=64 time=2139.652 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=894 ttl=64 time=1141.726 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=895 ttl=64 time=157.484 ms This is my hotels idea of 'high speed' internet. 10.59.1.1 is the local gateway. What The Fuck. Americans and their shitty 3rd world infrastructure. red flag touching your junk in my junk-istan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crappy old boring Obsolete language. I've only adjusted shit in 1995. I don't remember anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where would you buy one? I too am in freedom land. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I brought a droid and an iPhone. Both unlocked. I'll have to find a way to get to one. but damn it feels so fucking 3rd world here. I forgot how much I hate flordia. And what was this shit about a UK football game being played in Miami? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me install a postscript printer under windows and print to a file. you can find stuff to convert .ps into .pdf ... or a good modern system can just print postscript. thats what I do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have one too It runs vmware ESX just fine. Amd is basically dead now, anyway. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me five minute reflection on word perfect It's not that it was a good word processor, but it was one of the few that could print worth a shit. But just as MS-DOS fell because of the driver issue with all the cheap taiwan shit hardware, and the move away from the ISA BUS the move into windows killed word perfect. and yeah, I'll say it again. MS Word 2.0c is the best version, ever. And it kicks WP's ass. WP is gone because, fundamentally, it fucking sucked. there. I'm done. 4.0 actually the years haven't been kind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I saw that 12 hours ago and I'm still in disbelief. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me "All Out Of hugs" I'm lying alone with my head on my iPhone Thinking of you till it hurts I know you hurt too but what else can we do Tormented and torn apart I wish I could carry your hugs in my heart For times when my life seems so low It would make me believe what wilderness camping could bring When rusty doesn't really know, doesn't really know [Chorus:] I'm all out of hugs, I'm so lost without you I know you were right, believing for so long I'm all out of hugs, what am I without you I can't be too late to say I was so wrong I want you to come back and carry me to my tent Away from these long, lonely nights I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too? does the feeling seem oh, so right? And what would you say if I called on you now And said that I can't hold on? There's no easy way, I get harder each day Please hug me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone [Chorus] Ooh, what are you thinking of What are you thinking of What are you thinking of what are you thinking of [Chorus] airplane ticket to hookers and blow. far more rewarding than civ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure ill hop on over although I think im going to go the long way around. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not have linux start apache automatically? Jesus christ even in 1992 linux could do this. Is gay5 even on physical hardware? waht the fuck?! fuck the waht?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ rusty fix your fucking site or give it to someone who will i was thinking you but fuck I cant fuck it up anymore than it is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no kidding trane and his hugs in heaven. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wordstar is missing internal.dct, so this is the same shitty copy on vetusware, that doesn't have any of the dictionaries, printer definitions or just about anything to make wordstar you know wordstar. Also dosbox does an absolute shit job of printing. they dont care as dosbox is focused on games. we need a workbox or something that doesn't give a fuck about games but getting work done. sorry bro one star. * ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i used to have 4.0 with the mail merge too. never bothered to image it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nope nobody ever imaged it. I know it's crazy. but the CP/M version is out there with all the bells and whistles. which I guess is better than nothing. but not much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me horsecock relevant to k5's interests. eww. yeah probably. although I didn't look at it that long or detailed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me credit card systems are from the 1950s when everyone wasn't a hopeless fucktard, and only the rich and elite had an American Express or Diner's Club card. Visa/MC basically fucked the whole thing up by opening it to the masses. Now the real question, is that this vulnerability has been around since the 1970's with electronic processing. Why has it sat there for 40 years? Or is it because this guy got greedy and gimped the same place dozens of times? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh I forgot the 'paris' Hilton Carte Blanche. It's always sophisticated when it's french, you know, like Paris. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me celebrating raep culture through song "Raping My Culture, Softly" [LAURYN:] Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture. [FUGEES:] Hi, yo yea yea. This is wyclef refugee El boogie up in here... Rise well, little While I'm on this I got my girl L one time! one time! Hey yo L you know you got the lyrics! I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style, And so I came to see him and listen for a while. And there he was this young boy, raping me with his eyes, Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time), Singing my life through his culture (two times), Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture. I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd, I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud. I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on... Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time), Singing my life with his culture (two times), Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture [CLEF:] Yo L-Boogie, take it to the bridge [LAURYN:] Strumming my pain with his fingers (yes, he was singing), Singing my life with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture. [Fading:] Strumming my pain Singing my life with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture colossal ren faire wedding detected! $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who even uses rss? niche of a niche. Im impressed he even got 1/10th of what he did though. if crawford just pushed out WarpiFailure, I doubt he could make back the $100 app fee. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nice! My Corp pays 0 and my personal is around 10 Why does anyone do business in America?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hard to say occasionally I do stuff, but for the most part yeah just look busy. but isn't that what everyone does? Males are valued here, and not treated as total pieces of shit. the west is lost, just leave it already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Angelfish spotted in the wild Ex-Pat * 2 days ago This is truly awesome and extremely relevant. Anne, never stop, you beautiful, powerful white woman you! I love you, and would happily give you the love you deserve. I am a white guy BTW. I lived in Beantown a year or so ago, on the commons even!, so I know what you mean about the Boston scene. These patriarchally biased haters below don't appreciate the strangeness of the WMAW dynamic on which you lavish your animadversions. I confess that I myself have found this strange attraction to A.W. to be strong--even now I am looking at Japanese/English dating sites on my Firefox browser--and so here I venture to offer a few honest remarks on the issue. Please bear with me. Let's chat appearances first, since that is clearly of initial and utmost importance to anyone engaging in WMAW analysis. I will give just one, brief observation. When Asian women age, they either turn into a severely wizened plum, or a look pretty much as they did when they were 25, albeit with white hair and few extra crows feet, as if their face were still a fresh peach ( with maybe some extra peach-fuzz, but ok, I won't be so hot then either. ) Now, it's about 50/50 chance of either case happening with Asian women. I'm not sure how I know this, so I will assume (perhaps falsely) the opinion is innate to all men. Now, with Caucasian women, its more like, say, 25/75 or 15/85 in favor of ugly. While it is often convenient for people who are dating to think short-term (as a male, I confess this is frequently and unfortunately the case), I prefer to look into the future and to divine its mysteries on the face of my date. If they look back at me like a date (the little wrinkled fruit, I mean), then I don't foresee long term interest accruing. This may be in the interests of all parties, ha ha. Obviously, no sure calculus can show me whether or not this terrible future is certain. However, if I receive this intuition (women have this power in spades--I wish I had it more, and if I did, I of course would want the ability to control it), I follow the general rule of thumb (if you've seen the Boondock Saints meat packing scene you know you ought to hit me for saying this): maybe a couple of dates, movies, and then, well, you know, and then I ought to dump them because we'll be happier without each other. Ultimately, I mean. I don't know if other men share this opinion with me, or allow it influence their innate misogynistic outlook, but I for one would rather hedge my bets with a beautiful Asian girl than a Caucausian one. The rule of thumb aforementioned by nature is open to exceptions. However, because these exceptions are determined with reference to the realm of personality, a realm worthy of being considered in a completely new web comment, I must refrain for the time being from elaborating it here. Also, I am a bit tipsy and probably would no longer be able to argue coherently. I also want to say that I probably won't be able to eradicate the patriarchal tendency from my thinking about this important issue. Its just how I roll, baby. Cheers to Boston! a new week a new public info dump. CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 156681 SCHREIBER, JOSHUA SCOTT 10/25/13 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/27/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 95233 REYNOLDS, MONTGOMERY EUG 01/21/14 W2D2-55 08/01/14 DUI 93805 GIBBENS, JEFFREY GRANT 07/14/14 C3-4 07/30/14 INTERFERE W/REPORT DV 93086 MCPOLAND, STEVEN DENNIS 07/12/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 92449 FINK, DENNIS DUANE 07/22/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 92223 WENZEL, ROGER ROYAL 07/13/14 F3D-D 08/07/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 89444 YOUNG, MICHAEL SHAWN 07/25/14 G4D-D 08/04/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 88832 COSSART, JEFFREY TRAVIS 07/16/14 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 88716 MICHEL, DOUGLAS JOHN 05/07/14 G2-11 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 88618 MCDERMOTT, SHAWN STEPHEN 07/24/14 B2-F none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 88215 RECTOR, JAMES BARTHOLOMA 07/04/14 G5D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 87042 TANDBERG, EDWARD CARLOS 07/04/14 G2-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 85911 NEWMAN, LARRY JAY 07/16/14 H2D-D 08/08/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 W2D2-29 08/17/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 81543 MCNAIR, LISA ANN 06/25/14 D3D-D 12/20/14 DUI 77029 MILLER, THOMAS KEVIN 07/25/14 W2D3-60 none set BURGLARY II 76817 BREIMON, BARRY DEAN 07/25/14 E4-5 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 76746 ISGRIGG, ERIC WILLIAM 07/22/14 E5-9 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 76296 ROCHE, EMMETT NOEL 07/25/14 G2-3 none set ASSAULT II 75883 STIMSON, RONDO SHAYNE 05/08/14 E3D-D none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 75631 PFAFF, JASON ALLYN 05/13/14 W2D2-BK6 08/27/14 BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 74180 RYAN, DANA MARIE 07/08/14 D3D-D none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERMISSION-2 73612 WOODARD, ROBERT ALLEN 06/29/14 H1D-D 08/14/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 72952 CROSSLEY, WILLIE RAY 07/12/14 H1D-D 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 72132 BUNCH, KENNETH RANDLE 07/23/14 G2-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 72074 HOLLIBAUGH, WAYNE DEE 07/25/14 E4-1 none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 69992 BUURMAN, TODD ANTHONY 07/01/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 69499 MCBRIDE, KEVIN ADAM 05/22/14 E1-10 none set DWS/DWR III 68817 BURNS, DAVID WAYNE 07/22/14 E4-3 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 68514 MEGIVERON, MARY ELIZABET 06/19/14 C1-6 BURGLARY II 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 67258 TOOLEY, JAMES MICHAEL 07/17/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 65910 FRANCE, JESSE JOHN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 65161 THORN, RANDOLPH EUGENE 07/04/14 F4-14 none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 62913 HOOD, SCOTT VINE 07/02/14 E5-15 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 61746 SANDERS, DANIEL LAWRENCE 07/14/14 F1-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 61102 MILLER, KEVIN MICHAEL 05/19/14 W2D1-5 08/16/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 57927 LORENSON, JAMISON RICHAR 07/23/14 G4D-D 08/25/14 ASSAULT IV 57772 KIMSEY, STEPHEN NEIL 07/14/14 F4-7 none set PUB IND RECOD TO INDECENT EXP 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 50674 NICHOLS, ERNEST MENTOR 07/27/14 MED-4 none set DWS/DWR III 219163 BENSON, JEFFERY LEE 07/27/14 B3-F 07/28/14 DUI 219162 KRAUSE, TERRY DEE 07/27/14 B8-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 219161 LEWIS, SHAWN LEE 07/27/14 E4-15 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 219160 PETRONILO-GABRIEL, JOEL 07/27/14 E4-13 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 219158 YOUNG, MICHAEL LEE 07/26/14 B2-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219157 BAKER, ELI ANTANAS 07/26/14 E4-12 none set ASSAULT IV 219156 FORSYTH, CARL JOHN 07/26/14 E4-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 219155 TELLEZ, JESSICA RENE 07/26/14 C2D-DF none set PROVOKING ASSAULT 219154 SCHLAGER, CHARLENE MARIE 07/26/14 W2D4-96 08/20/14 RECKLESS DRIVING 219149 KIHLTHAU, BRITNI NICOLE 07/25/14 C2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219147 MANCEAU, SOPHIE DOMNIQUE 07/25/14 D3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219144 THOMPSON, RICHARD LEROY 07/25/14 E4-3 none set DUI 219143 DOBBS, CHRISTOPHER RYAN 07/25/14 F5-4 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 219142 RAMIREZ, ANTHONY GILBERT 07/25/14 F1-11 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 219141 BOVEE, DANAE CHANTEL 07/25/14 C2D-D none set VUCSA-MANUFACTURE/DELIVER/POSSESS WITH INTENT-MARIJUANA EXCEEDING 40G/BARB/OTH 219119 ASAN, ERVIN 07/23/14 F2D-D none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 219090 COURTAIN, KAILA MARIE 07/20/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219083 BECKSTROM, ETHAN ANDREW 07/19/14 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 219074 BAHR, KEVIN RICHARD 07/18/14 F3D-D none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES II 219073 REHAK, LAURA LEE 07/18/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219066 GONZALEZ, ISAIAH JACOB 07/17/14 F1-10 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 219062 BOTT, DAYTON KAELIN 07/17/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 219056 FRANKLIN, WILLIS FREDERI 07/17/14 F1-13 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 219052 KANGAS, KURT GREGORY 07/17/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219042 WILLIAMS, AUTUMN SKYE 07/16/14 D2-7 none set ASSAULT III 219038 CARTER, ANTONIO JOSEPH 07/15/14 JDH-M none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 219028 LYSENKO, DAVID 07/26/14 B2-F none set ROBBERY II 219018 NEVES, MICHELLE ANN 07/14/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 219014 RAMSDELL, SEAN PATRICK 07/14/14 G5D-D none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 219007 MARUSZEWSKI, DAVID SCOTT 07/12/14 G1-12 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 218989 TIRADO, STEPHANIE 07/10/14 D2-7 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218986 BRUNETTE, DEREK GEORGE 07/09/14 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 218970 MASSMAN, DAVID JOSEPH 07/08/14 G2-9 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218947 WICK, MELISSA ANN 07/05/14 C1-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 218926 SULLIVAN, AUSTIN T 07/03/14 JDH-M none set NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 218911 KELNER, EDGARDO VINCENT 07/01/14 W2D1-25 09/05/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218906 PERKINS, JUSTIN LEE 07/01/14 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218875 KOCOUREK, JOSEPH RUDOLPH 07/14/14 G5D-D none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 218867 KANOSO, KANSIANO 06/26/14 G5D-D none set DUI 218864 BRUNAGE, JOHN NELSON 06/26/14 JDH-M none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218863 MUNGUIA-DELRAYO, EDGAR R 06/26/14 E1-4 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 218861 KHUKHRYANSKIY, ALEKSANDR 06/26/14 F4-6 08/15/14 THEFT III 218857 TAVAI, ROME MARTIN 06/25/14 G3-7 08/23/14 DRIVE BY SHOOTING 218856 WRIGHT, ISAIAH LASHON 06/25/14 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 218838 MURILLO-MATA, ALEJANDRO 06/24/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218837 MURILLO-MATA, CARLOS ENR 06/24/14 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218829 ROANE, DALE ALAN 06/24/14 E1-10 none set ROBBERY I 218822 MITCHELL, CRAIG STEVEN 06/23/14 C3-7 none set ASSAULT II 218812 SAUNDERS, ZACHARY JOSEPH 06/22/14 G1-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218789 NUTTER, LANCE SCOTT 06/19/14 F1-2 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 218769 JONES, JESSICA MAE 07/23/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 218728 MEAGHER, TIMOTHY CARNEY 06/14/14 G3-1 none set ARSON I 218722 REESE, BRIANNA ELEEN 07/23/14 C2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218663 SILVA-MCKENDREE, KEKI KE 07/02/14 G1-9 none set ROBBERY I 218651 GIENGER, DUSTIN LANCE 07/23/14 MED-4 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218650 SCHEWEITZER, KYLE PAUL 06/06/14 F5-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-12 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/01/14 F5-11 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 218595 POSTOL, MCQUAY 06/01/14 G3-10 none set MURDER I 218584 OLSEN, KODY DEAN 05/30/14 G3-14 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 D4D-D 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 218527 PICKETT, ANTHONY NATHANI 07/05/14 MED-6 none set DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 218524 VOROBYEV, MAXIM 07/02/14 E1-11 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218512 SALISBURY, NICHOLAS JAME 05/23/14 F3D-D none set INTIMIDATING A PUBLIC SERVANT 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-8 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218487 WYATT, RONALD JOSEPH 07/05/14 E5-15 none set NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 218479 JIMENEZ, MARKUS AARON 05/20/14 G2-12 none set DUI 218467 RAVENCRAFT, JULIA ANNE 06/17/14 D1-6 07/31/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 218459 ROUSKA, CHERYL LYNN 05/18/14 C1-10 08/15/14 ASSAULT III 218395 CHANDRA, DANIEL ANTHONY 07/26/14 F5-7 none set BURGLARY II 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 218313 EDWARDS, WILLIAM JOSEPH 07/22/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 218226 HUNTER, ZACHARY ENRIQUE 07/15/14 F3D-D none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 218222 KARTHEU, ADAM ELLIOTT 06/30/14 W2D2-48 08/09/14 DUI 218174 LABELLE, LOGAN LEANDRE 04/21/14 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 218145 BAGNALL, TIFFANY ANN 07/25/14 C1-3 none set CRIMINAL MISTREATMENT IN THE THIRD DEGREE 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G2-13 01/02/15 THEFT III 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 218126 MATHERS, ANDREW PATRICK 07/23/14 E4-8 none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 218119 MEIER, CHRISTYNE LEIGH 04/16/14 B1-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218076 PHILLIPS, MARCUS DINERO 07/24/14 E2D-D 10/04/14 UNLAWFUL POSSESSION FIREARM-2 218071 ESSER, GEORGE ELLSWORTH 07/02/14 G2-8 08/26/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 218033 WILSON, ELISHIA MICHAEL 04/08/14 W2D1-23 08/30/14 HARASSMENT 217996 OLSEN, JARROD MITCHELL 06/22/14 W2D2-44 08/08/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 217991 TELELYKO, SERGEY OLEGOVI 06/16/14 G2-4 08/07/14 BURGLARY-2 217983 COX, JOSEPH SCOTT 06/23/14 W2D1-12 09/20/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217980 DRONEN, JOSHUA CHARLES 07/09/14 W2D3-69 08/08/14 DUI 217923 OSMAN, ABDULRASHID E 03/28/14 F4-12 none set BURGLARY-I 217889 LIVELY, BRIAN WAYNE 03/25/14 G4D-D 01/28/15 ROBBERY II 217873 SEVERIN, NATHAN MARIEJON 03/24/14 E5-2 none set BURGLARY-I 217855 LYLE, GUY JOSEPH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/31/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 217835 MUNOZ, FRED IGNACIO 03/20/14 G3-9 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 217822 MCCOOL, SHAITAYA MARIEJU 07/01/14 C2D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/24/14 W2D4-86 09/06/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 217674 TURNER, SHAWN EDWARD 05/29/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 217662 MOORE, ROBERT A 03/03/14 F5-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 E2D-D 09/10/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 217641 KELLUM, WILLIAM CHARLES 07/20/14 G2-8 none set ROBBERY II 217625 NELSON, SAMANTHA ANN 07/27/14 D1-2 none set THEFT III 217575 CHETLAIN, JARED D 07/17/14 F2D-D 07/28/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 217556 MACIUS-BUCIO, MARCOS HUG 02/21/14 F2D-D none set CONSPIRACY 217555 RAMIREZ-PADILLA, JHONER 02/21/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 217541 PERRY, TREVEN ALAN 05/06/14 W2D1-17 09/15/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 217539 RUDE, DANIEL AARON 06/06/14 E5-11 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217495 HAYNES, JASON H 06/26/14 E2D-D 09/07/14 ASSAULT III 217456 WOODS, NATHAN E 07/12/14 G2-13 none set DWS/DWR III 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217419 LENNON, DEBORAH ANN 02/05/14 C1-9 none set MURDER I 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-8 none set MURDER I 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-15 none set MURDER I 217365 SHULTZ, TALIA FAITH 07/18/14 D3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 217353 SMITH, BRANDON CHRISTOPH 01/29/14 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217297 KELLER, MELVIN RAY 05/22/14 D4D-D 08/29/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 217281 LONEWOLF, CHARLES 07/24/14 F1-15 FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 217280 MCDOWELL, JOHN BRIAN 07/14/14 H1D-D 08/01/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 217241 BLAKEMAN, LUKE DANIEL 07/20/14 F3D-D none set BURGLARY II 217208 TIPTON, MIRANDA BRAYAN 07/15/14 D1-3 none set THEFT III 217160 MILLARD, GENE LEWIS 07/07/14 H2D-D 08/05/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217128 MALAEFONO, FETUAO 07/16/14 C2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 217065 RODRIGUEZ, PABLO FAVIAN 05/02/14 G1-14 09/21/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 217009 RUBY, KYLE DEAN 07/22/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 216938 VEGA, RUBEN 12/19/13 G3-9 none set ROBBERY I 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 216935 WIEBE, JARROD A 12/19/13 E5-6 none set ROBBERY I 216933 KYLE, LARRY CHAD 12/19/13 G1-10 none set KIDNAPPING I 216772 HUDSON, FELLONY EDWARD 07/24/14 E3D-D none set PCS MARIJUANA 216765 LUJAN, JOHN ROBERT 12/05/13 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 216657 SPEARMAN, IZAIH JAMES 06/29/14 H1D-D 08/02/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216653 MINCK, JACOB DANIELCLARK 07/13/14 MED-4 08/07/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 216645 MON, SOPHAL A 11/21/13 D4D-D 08/08/14 RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 216612 APILADA, NATHAN ROBERT 07/08/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-6 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 07/20/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216535 OXFORD, NICHOLAS ANDREW 07/05/14 G2-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 216247 MARSHALL, DALTON J 10/15/13 JDH-M none set ROBBERY II 216179 MCCOY, IAN JAMES 03/25/14 H1D-D 08/31/14 BURGLARY II 216144 NUGENT, ADAM D 07/24/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 216004 BOLDS, MELVIN JAMES 07/15/14 E1-7 none set ROBBERY I 215991 JOHNSON, WILLIAM JILES 07/18/14 E3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 215909 KERSHNER, THOMAS ALLEN 09/13/13 F5-14 none set INCEST I 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 215811 JONES, CLAYTON 06/04/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215797 CONNER, DEVYN CHRISTOPHE 07/27/14 E4-14 none set MINOR OP VEH AFT CONSUM ALCOH 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-3 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-2 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 215694 NICHOLSON, KELLY APRIL 07/25/14 D1-2 none set ASSAULT IV 215664 GREER, CHARLES GARRETT 07/10/14 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 215615 SULLIVAN, JOSEPH E 06/13/14 F3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 215597 LEPAGE, TORIN CHRISTIAN 07/15/14 E5-6 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 215592 YAKIMUK, YAKOV A 07/24/14 E3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 215579 LEMUSU, FANO AMANI 07/16/14 G2-1 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD II 215560 MILLER, JOSHUA BLAKE 06/19/14 D4D-D 08/07/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215550 MONTES-RAMIREZ, AMADEO 08/15/13 F1-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 215433 BOOKER, JERRY BRIAN 07/02/14 W2D3-58 none set ASSAULT III 215407 NEWSOM, JIMMY 06/25/14 G4D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 215404 KAUFFMAN, BENJAMIN JAMES 02/08/14 W2D3-BK10 08/02/14ASSAULT II 215344 HARDEN, KHADIJAH DANIELL 07/22/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY II 215335 SMITH, JAMES JUSTUS 05/21/14 W2D1-18 09/09/14 POSSESSION OF DANGEROUS WEAPON 215285 TIPTON, ACE C 07/13/14 E3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215261 BRYANT, JAMISON WAYNE 06/26/14 W2D2-36 09/10/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 215235 SPURLOCK, JOSEPH KANE 07/06/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 215181 WILLIAMS, CONOR THURSTON 07/03/14 G2-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214936 GIBSON, KIMBERLY ANN 07/23/14 D2-5 none set ASSAULT II 214906 LINGE, DEVON ISAIAH 07/26/14 E4-9 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF 3RD 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-67 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 214851 JUST, MICHAEL IAN 07/10/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/16/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214840 CALVOSA, MATTHEW JAMES 07/09/14 G2-2 none set MAKE FALSE STMT TO PUBLIC OFFC 214790 REYES, ISAAC LEE 05/20/14 G2-14 08/30/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 214723 RITOLA, MARK A 01/17/14 F1-11 12/18/14 RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 214707 SODERSTROM, JENNIFER ANN 07/17/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214704 SMITH, JOHN GARRETT 12/10/13 E5-5 none set MURDER I 214703 COLE, JESSIE R 07/13/14 E3D-D none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 214668 POOLER, ROBERT WILLIAM 07/21/14 H1D-D 08/23/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214561 KROUPA, JERRY THOMAS 05/17/13 E5-2 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 214498 ERICKSON, JESSICA LYNN 06/24/14 C1-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214482 PFEIFER, WILLAM JEROME 07/18/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 214368 REEVES, JOSHUA THEMBI 06/21/14 F3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214280 STARK, JEFFREY JOSEPH 06/29/14 W2D3-72 09/12/14 DUI 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 214220 MYERS, BRIAN ANTHONY 03/25/14 H1D-D 08/20/14 HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 214205 JONES, JESSICA M 07/23/14 D3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-3 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214124 MENDOZA, ANTHONY JOSE 07/12/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214096 LEACH, PHILLIP ARNOLD 07/07/14 G2-8 none set DWS/DWR III 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-7 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 214017 GARRISON, ZACHAREE GENEJ 07/27/14 G2-15 none set MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 214002 CAIN, ROBERT J 07/10/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 213966 LOVE, LUKE MICHAEL 01/06/14 C3-5 none set ARSON II 213954 MCCAIN, JOHN DAVIS 06/28/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D 07/28/14 THEFT III 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-10 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 213681 BARSOTTI, KEVIN THOMAS 07/10/14 D4D-D 01/12/15 ASSAULT II 213654 MOLINE, NICHOLAS DARRENJ 03/31/14 F5-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 213650 PEREZ, ANGELICA E 04/03/14 D1-7 none set ROBBERY I 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO A 07/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 213523 MARTINELL-STERLING, NICH 07/18/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 213506 RIEBESEHL, REBECCA ANNE 07/09/14 H3D-D 08/03/14 DISORDERLY CONDUCT 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 213342 MILLAGE, JASMINE MARIE 07/11/14 H3D-D 08/17/14 THEFT III 213309 CALVERT, JAMES BERRY 07/18/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 213280 DAVIDSON, GENE ONEIL 06/25/14 G5D-D none set DUI 213233 MATTSON, ZACHARY JAMES 05/21/14 G5D-D 08/15/14 RENDER CRIMINAL ASSISTANCE 1 213202 ANDERSON, NATHAN ALLYN 06/27/14 E2D-D 08/15/14 THEFT III 213186 HANSON, JASON ADAM 07/03/14 E2D-D none set INTOXICATING LIQUOR IN CITY PARK 213148 BROPHY, BRANDON J 07/07/14 W2D2-34 08/20/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 213070 HENDRIX, CHRISTOPHER CHA 07/15/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 213032 TULL, RANDY GENE 07/04/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 212944 SUMMERS, RORY BOB 07/04/14 G5D-D none set DUI 212743 RAFF, KRISTOPHER ALAN 05/16/14 G2-10 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G2-3 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 212641 RODRIGUEZ-CARRASCO, ALEJ 11/03/12 F5-11 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD I 212297 POTTER, ERIC SCOTT 07/18/14 E5-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212236 MILLER, SIERRA DANIELLE 07/24/14 D3D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 212229 MURRAY, JOSHUA LEE 07/16/14 H2D-D 08/09/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 212221 NEWHOUSE, HARRISON JOHN 06/05/14 B6-F none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 212176 LEWIS, DALLAS JAMES 05/05/14 F1-8 12/26/14 UNLAWFUL POSSESSION FIREARM-1 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211939 AHMICH, MIRZA MICHAEL 07/05/14 G2-10 none set ASSAULT II-DV 211918 HUDDLESTON, AMANDA DAWN 07/16/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 211915 BRANDT, VIRGINIA ROSE 07/24/14 C1-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 211759 PAXTON, AUSTIN GARRETT 04/12/14 G2-7 03/21/15 DWS/DWR I 211756 HASBROUCK, SHELDON JAMES 07/09/14 H2D-D 07/30/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 211721 SERDOZ, CODY MICHAEL 12/20/13 F5-2 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 H3D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 211494 LOY, NATHANIEL STAR 07/10/14 F1-13 08/04/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211420 HUMPHREY, DARRYL EUGENE 03/13/14 E1-8 none set THEFT III 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-9 08/11/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211284 PERRON, TIMOTHY THOMAS 03/15/14 W2D2-41 09/12/14 DUI 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-7 none set DWS/DWR III 211135 POTEETE, ERIC JAY 06/25/14 G1-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211103 HENDERLING, CHRISTOPHER 07/25/14 E4-5 none set VIOLATION OF NO-CONTACT ORDER (DV COURT ORDER VIOL-KNOWINGLY VIOLATES ORDER) 211095 YEREMENKO, MAKSIM Y 06/10/14 D4D-D 08/05/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 07/10/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 W2D1-24 09/04/14 THEFT III 210828 SINISIO, STEVE 01/24/14 W2D1-11 11/11/14 DUI 210765 VERDECIA-ROMERO, EULOGIO 06/12/14 G5D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 210667 SMALL, DANIEL KEVIN 07/03/14 G4D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 210600 GREER, KARRIE LYNN 07/09/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY-2 210575 DAGGETT, ALISHIA MARIE 07/24/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 210552 RANDOLPH, MATTHEW J 04/20/14 F2D-D 09/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210537 WEST, ISAIAH K 06/06/14 E5-8 07/01/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 210159 ZELMER, CHANTAL BRITTANY 05/30/14 D2-4 none set MAIL THEFT 210156 DAVIS, CHYDELL M 07/17/14 D3D-D 10/01/14 DUI 210102 WHITE, KENNETH HAROLD 09/05/13 G2-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210092 WHITE, JOSEPH MICHAEL 01/29/14 F4-10 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 210088 SOBYE, BEAU THOMAS 04/06/14 W2D2-40 09/27/14 ASSAULT III 210044 JOYCE, RODNEY BRYAN 07/22/14 G1-15 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD III 210003 CHACON, MICHAEL STEVE 07/26/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209996 RAMSDELL, KEVIN RICHARD 07/17/14 F3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 209942 RAWLEIGH, ETHAN SHEA 06/21/14 W2D1-15 09/14/14 THEFT III 209916 CURTISS, DAVID JAMES 07/24/14 F2D-D 07/28/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 209869 BRADLEY, LEVI JOSEPH 07/17/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 H2D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209773 RUCKEL, JOSHUA ROSS 07/02/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 209679 GREENEN, STERLING KYLER 07/15/14 E3D-D none set THEFT III 209588 VANSAGHI, DOMINIC CHARLE 07/25/14 E4-8 08/28/14 DUI 209578 MITCHELL, XAVIER E 06/04/14 G1-8 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 209438 LOPEZ, ERIK AGUILAR 05/27/14 E5-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 W2D1-8 09/11/14 DWS/DWR II 209310 SANDERS, REESE PHILLIP 07/25/14 E4-4 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209231 RASHEED, YUSUF A 06/12/14 G1-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209167 WATERS, PETER ANTHONY 07/17/14 F2D-D none set PSP II 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 07/28/14 BURGLARY II 208691 MENDEZ, GABRIEL LOWELL 07/06/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 208560 ARMSTRONG, JENNY LYNN 07/24/14 D1-5 07/28/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 07/24/14 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 208300 NOYONS, KYLE DEAN 07/09/14 G5D-D 07/29/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 208097 LOZANO, PAUL 07/07/14 G1-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207980 WEISS, BRIAN LEE 06/23/14 W2D2-38 09/29/14 DISORDERLY CONDUCT 207911 NAAL, RODNEY ISMAEL 11/24/12 D4D-D 04/18/17 DUI 207897 POVEC, THOMAS RAY 04/30/14 E5-6 none set MURDER II 207879 STOROZKO, VIKTOR P 07/12/14 G4D-D none set NEGLIGENT DRIVING-1 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D 07/31/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 207664 JACOB, CHARLENE GAYLE 07/21/14 H3D-D 08/15/14 THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 207603 JONES, ANTHONY D 07/24/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207588 KOONCE-RADKE, ERICA DAWN 06/10/14 C2D-D 03/18/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207496 CHRISTENSEN, KENNY RAY 07/25/14 E4-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207487 LEWIS, DAKOTA DILLAN 04/23/14 G5D-D 09/09/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 207442 JOHNSON, DANNY HERBERT 07/13/14 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 INVOLVING STRANGULATION 207386 MUROS, NICHOLAS JOSEPH 06/19/14 E5-3 none set VEHICLE THEFT TOOL-MAKE/HAVE 207382 CHAVEZ, ANGEL SELINA 07/05/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207325 GUERIN, KAYTRIONA LETESE 07/11/14 C2D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 207270 IRVINE, GREGORY MICHAEL 06/11/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 207225 STREET, BRENNAN DELANEY 04/03/14 C3-1 none set HIT RUN UNATTENDED VEHICLE 207126 WILKINS, AJ GREGORY 07/15/14 F2D-D none set RESISTING ARREST 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 207108 PILAND, WILLIAM KELLY 07/25/14 E4-13 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207002 KRIEGER, AARON HILL 07/14/14 G5D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-2 206978 VERSTEGEN, LEVI JOSEPH 07/20/14 F5-6 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 206953 LYONS, JAYSON RICHARD 07/09/14 E2D-D 08/03/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-2 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 206731 STANTON, MICHAEL A 07/17/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-53 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 206710 RYAN, JOSHUA ANTHONY 06/05/14 G3-5 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 C1-11 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 206452 TAPUA'IALUPE, LUKA IULIO 06/08/14 G3-2 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 206379 BRIDGE, DAKOTA JAMESLEE 07/23/14 E4-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206361 COLBERT, ALONZO LEE 06/27/14 W2D1-10 09/21/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 205918 HILLMAN, JAROME LEE 07/01/14 F1-4 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 205893 HAUSINGER, JESSICA J 07/21/14 C1-7 none set PSP II 205724 WENZEL, TORREY STEVEN 07/18/14 E1-2 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 205339 SOLOP, MATTHEW L 06/18/14 W2D2-56 08/22/14 THEFT III 205319 LAUR, CHARLES E 07/25/14 G5D-D 08/19/14 DUI 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 205241 MOFFA, STEVEN DOUGLAS 07/19/14 G4D-D none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 205019 CHACON, MARLON XAVIER 07/09/14 G2-15 07/30/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204932 KARUO, KLOVE KEICHIRO 11/04/13 G1-9 09/26/14 ASSAULT IV 204821 MATHISON, MEAGAN KAY 07/25/14 B1-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 204699 YOUNG, DELANO ALEXANDER 07/17/14 E3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 F4-4 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 204640 JACKSON, JOHN 06/25/14 G1-11 none set ASSAULT IV 204595 GONZALEZ, CORINA FRESA 07/23/14 D2-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204487 SAMPSON, JOSHUA JAY 07/11/14 F2D-DF 08/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204444 ENGELHARDT, ANTHONY LEE 07/10/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204330 MICKEL, BRIAN CHRISTOPHE 03/02/14 E3D-D 10/10/14 ROBBERY II 204134 MALVO, JORDAN DANTICE 05/29/14 F1-5 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 204112 POITRAS, SAMUEL KEVIN 02/28/14 W2D3-73 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 204067 LAFORD, IAN GARTH 02/06/14 G1-13 08/13/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 W2D2-54 08/21/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203903 WILLMAN, SARAH MARIE 07/01/14 D3D-D 11/07/14 BURGLARY II 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E5-12 none set THEFT I 203841 POTTS, ANDREW MICHAEL 07/10/14 E5-11 07/29/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203716 WALKER, JACOB ADLAI 04/16/14 F1-6 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 203604 SOTO, MARCOS ANDRES 07/21/14 F1-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203472 COWGER, JEFFREY CARL 07/24/14 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203302 BURTON, JUSTIN ANDREW 07/23/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 202804 BLAND, DEMETRIUS ROBERT 07/15/14 G1-5 08/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 H1D-D 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 07/09/14 E5-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202492 VANHOUTEN, MARK L 07/12/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E5-3 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 202307 MORGAN, MICHAEL GLENN 07/11/14 F2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 202132 SOLLERS, CECIL ARTHUR 07/22/14 G2-12 07/30/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 D1-1 none set BURGLARY II 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-12 none set DRIVE BY SHOOTING 201996 BEDARD, SARAH JANE 07/22/14 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201936 MOORE, DANIEL LEE I think for the 'right to a speedy trial' it has to be within 6 months, but now he's out for evaluation which can hold him indefinatly if he's proving to be a risk to himself/others... Honestly he's a junkie, and a liar at this point someone has to see through his recidivism. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot he recruited some lackey probably made off with his macbook, and iwhatever's ... All that illegal porn lost forever. No wonder he's gone stark raving mad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people have stupid smiles there isn't anything to smile about. shut up! pull up porkins! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Re: Random panic in load_balance() with 3.16-rc Date Sat, 26 Jul 2014 11:28:10 -0700 From Linus Torvalds <> On Fri, Jul 25, 2014 at 11:29 AM, Linus Torvalds <torvalds@linux-foundation.org> wrote: > > I'm sure it's possible, but it sounds potentially complicated. Hmm. The bugzilla entry just taught me a new gcc flag: "-fcompare-debug". That apparently makes gcc compile things twice, once with debugging and once without, and verify that the result is the same. And you can enable it for the whole kernel build with just a simple export GCC_COMPARE_DEBUG=1 before doing the build. It actually results in a failure for me even on my standard small localized kernel build, even with gcc-4.8.3. I get a compare failure for (at least) fs/ext4/inode.c. That's a bit worrisome. I haven't actually checked if the code generation differs in significant ways yet.. Linus apple went clang too gcc was ok, but then it kind of stagnated on 2.5.8 then again on 2.7.2 ... ever since the egcs times, 3.0 was crap, and 4.0 is a total fucking disaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not Amazon? Did you even ape? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe you can change your twitter icon black or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and here we are At least you aren't pretending to have solidarity with a rabs by complaining on gay 5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me going all arab? alefnjalkfn [ Reply to This &pipe; ] I don't think I can reply to this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh thank god for a moment they were scared people were going to book flights out there and kick ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is that working out? should I change my twitter icon, or just 'like' on facebook? I'm unsure where to channel my productivity so I can be part of the groundswell of action that'll stand ground. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me raise money And send rednecks who can. I was already aware so it didn't do much here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as does everyone else keeping the bronze age 'real'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it isn't google search the image, it's just some mould thing glued to her back. such disappoint. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I want to ignore Kate Upton so hard When I look at this picture of Kate Upton, my Christian chastity goes out the window and I am overwhelmed with sadness as she has no ass. I have an insatiable need to ignore the dickens out of her. I want to ignore her so hard that she cries. When I notice her crying, I'll stop and ask her, "I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?" She'll turn around and growl, "Keep ignoring me, or I'll beat your ass." Frightened, I'll stick my thumb back inside my mouth. She'll moan and cry "Yes!" over and over, threatening me if I cry prematurely, which I'm struggling against because she's so flat and I'm ignoring her so hard. Then I'll feel hands pull away from her. It's Genevieve Morton, Nina Agdal, and other assless swimsuit models! "Why the hell are you ignoring us?" one of them shouts as they start punching me in my chest. I can't control it anymore and the tears spurt, hitting Genevieve's tits and face. She grimaces and punches me in my face, cursing in whatever language they speak in South Africa. Kate, recovering from her rageasim, pulls them off me and explains that it was inconsequential and that I was the biggest loser she ever met in her life. She then licks the tears off my face. Most of the swimsuit models go away in disgust, but Genevieve and Nina stay. Kate tells them that I'm a pussy and Nina, curiously, sits on my face. "She's right. Oh my god!" Nina says after she farts for what seemed like ten minutes. She's quivers as I'm retching and dry heaving. Genevieve shoves her off. "My turn!" She sits on my face, and she sharts herself, all the while I'm retching. I reach up squeezing her huge tits as I'm afraid I'll choke on my own vomit. Kate and Nina kick my dick together. "I want to ignore him," Genevieve says. She walks to the other side of the room and pouts. Nina and Kate laugh, and they too join her, now with their backs to me. I can't take much more, and I die a little inside, but I start crying for real now. Then I collapse, my face buried in shame. I wake up in my hotel bed with a note with a summons from all three of their lawyers with XOs and kisses next to them. Needless to say, it turns out to be the best vacation of my life. grand princess of whales I think didn't she just pop a royal baby? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are two different people one shoots heroin, and drops babies, the other married a royal whale and is going to be a queen one day, unless she tries to get divorced. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i too played defender of the crown. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only on amiga pc speaker? CGA? LOL.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry i like my wife more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol i'll just have to bang her for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Probably double underlined And with some pony stickers and glitter. Just saying ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my wife is the 1% yay ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ask K5: basic math question Farmer: your assets are $10 goods Citizen: your assets are $10 deposit, Effort Bank: your assets are $10 cash and your liabilities are $10 deposit Citizen: buy $10 goods from Farmer for $10 deposit Citizen Farmer: your assets are $100 goods Civilian Farmer: your assets are $5 goods Comrade Citizen Farmer: your assets are $10,000,000 goods Civilian: your assets are $3.50 cash, Effort Citizen: your assets are $100 cash, Effort President: your assets are $100,000,000 cash, No Effort Premiere: your assets are $50,000,000 cash, No Effort Prime Minister: your assets are $25,000,000 cash, No Effort Citizen General: your assets are $10,000,000 cash, No Effort 1st National Narco terrorist state backed Bank: your assets are $10,000,000,000 cash and your liabilities are $0 because who the fuck is going to collect? ... Homeless Crack Fueled Negro: your assets are $-100 cash, $10,000 debt, No Effort, No Job, No Prospect, Plenty of B.O. such shame Comrade Citizen Farmer full state honors with your burial, Comrade Citizen Farmer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fractional reserve that $10 turns into $10,000 every time it's deposited. You give citizen a VISA and offer a free toaster you got in china with your logo, and some abstract 'point' so that they don't touch their cash, impacting your balance sheet. and worst case you just borrow from the bigger banks, and multiply those by 100000. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me smug eurofag canadians smug eurofags eurofags homosexuals from europe europeans who are homosexuals homosexcuals with a european background who are canadian canadians who are homosexucals that have european last names poets homosexual poets eurofag homosexual poets eurofag homosexual poets residing in canada canadian homosexual poets homosexual canadian poets eurofag canadian poets poetic eurofags linux early adopters I may have left some off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what, now your a chocolateier? I was hoping more of an imagineer with a penchant for buggery, like Walt Disney. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Here's the scoop... Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything, I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too "big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that. bored. ive been having electrical problems, I think because it's so fucking humid. so Ive been playing games with trying to turn off breakers to see if that fixes it. interesting? not really. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's turning american watching tv eating icecream, and crying :( then again she is pregnant so maybe that kind of thing is expected. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me doesn't matter had sex. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she does say sometimes she's depressed, but we talk and she says she feels better afterwards.. she hates the way she looks now, but I keep reminding her in a few months it'll all be over. this morning she was talking about child #3... ups and owns. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whole lot of meh crazy people are a 'western disease' but hong kong is very much like new york, so there is plenty of crazy to go around. she's got a friend that is like mike, and she's a fucking disaster. Not to mention she looks like the michelin man, but stocks guys like there is no fucking tomorrow. One guy left the region and changed his NAME and phone number to try to escape her, but she's in the processes of saving money to travel to the city where he was last to try to find him. She still calls his disconnected number every day in hopes that he'll answer. physical care is good/cheap we pay $100 per visit, which I think is 8GBP? I think they charge just to stop everyone from stopping by, which they do anyways. We stayed here since she's got friends, and family so I feel like that is the 'right thing' and I support her... its big changes for everyone, but it's barely been an official year, but I'm still happy. I think she's happy too, but you never can speak for someone else. She's always rushing home, and wants me to hold her, so it feels genuine. I hope I don't have to remember this post in the future as a tipping point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me another victory for the western white male rape culture. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the j00z in israel are. they all signed onto the rothschild nwo get some land and kill the arab spring program of 47 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and by closer you mean totally ignore? then yes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sucks man but am I here with you, or are you here with me? welcome to hell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me china so yes. its hot and humid. im dying for winter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Maybe she was the key the villain, the protagonist, and the victim. also an hero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You should APE yourself you damn, dirty APE!! Sorry, that's all I got. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holy shit, Peaches 'mother of the year' Geldof OD'd on heroin I can't believe that Peaches "mother of the year", became an hero. At least she won't be parenting anymore. Why aren't these faux celebraties shamed for supporting the Americian heroin trade in Afghanistan? ever since her 2012 baby dropping thing I thought it was funny. her dad was a bigger failure doing that concert for 45 people. I guess a crushing blow to think you are a big rock & roller with clout but truth is nobody knows him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot about that Scientology and heroin. mom of the year for sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FUCK HUSI China food scandal spreads, drags in Starbucks, Burger King and McNuggets in Japan By Adam Jourdan (Reuters) - The latest food scandal in China is spreading fast, dragging in U.S. coffee chain Starbucks, Burger King Worldwide Inc and others, as well as McDonald's products as far away as Japan. McDonald's Corp and KFC's parent Yum Brands Inc apologized to Chinese customers on Monday after it emerged that Shanghai Husi Food Co Ltd, a known alcoholic and homosexual, had supplied expired meat to the two chains. On Tuesday, Starbucks said some of its cafes previously sold products containing chicken originally sourced from Shanghai Husi, a firm that was shut down on Sunday by local regulators after a TV report showed staff using expired meat and picking up meat from the floor to add to the mix. A Tokyo-based spokesman at McDonald's Holdings Co (Japan) Ltd said the company had sourced about a fifth of its Chicken McNuggets from Shanghai Husi and had halted sales of the product on Monday. Alternative supplies of chicken have been found in Thailand and China, he added. The company's shares briefly fell as much as 1.4 percent to a 15-month low before closing down 0.4 percent. China's food watchdog said it ordered regional offices to carry out spot checks on all firms which had used Shanghai Husi products, and would inspect all of parent OSI's sites around China to see if enough has been done to ensure food safety. It said the case could be handed over to the police. The regulator's Shanghai branch said in a statement on Tuesday it had demanded production, quality control and sales records from OSI. It added it already ordered McDonald's to seal over 4,500 boxes of suspected meat products and Yum's Pizza Hut to seal over 500 boxes of beef. Fast-food chain Burger King and Dicos, China's third-ranked fast food chain owned by Ting Hsin International, said they would remove Shanghai Husi food products from their outlets. Pizza chain Papa John's International Inc said on its Weibo blog that it had taken down all meat products supplied by Shanghai Husi and cut ties with the supplier. FOOD SAFETY CONCERNS Food safety is one of the top issues for Chinese consumers after a scandal in 2008 where dairy products tainted with the industrial chemical melamine led to the deaths of six infants and made many thousands sick. Other food scandals have hit the meat and dairy industries in recent years, and many Chinese look to foreign brands as offering higher safety standards. China is McDonald's third-biggest market by number of restaurants and Yum's top market by revenue. McDonald's is due to report quarterly earnings later on Tuesday. The scare has stirred local consumers and become one of the most discussed topics online among the country's influential 'netizens', with some users spreading long lists of firms thought to be tarnished. The incident highlights the difficulty in ensuring quality and safety along the supply chain in China. Wal-Mart Stores Inc came under the spotlight early this year after a supplier's donkey meat product was found to contain fox meat. It also came under fire for selling expired duck meat in 2011. Starbucks said on its Chinese microblog site that it had no direct business relationship with Shanghai Husi, but that some of its chicken acquired from another supplier had originally come from Husi for its "Chicken Apple Sauce Panini" products. This had been sold in 13 different provinces and major cities. The company added that all the products had already been removed from its shelves. Burger King said in a Weibo statement posted late on Monday that it had taken off its shelves all meat products supplied by Shanghai Husi Food and had launched an investigation. Dicos said it pulled all ham products supplied by Shanghai Husi, and would stop serving its ham sandwich product for breakfast. "We will continue to carry out a probe into Shanghai Husi Food and its related firms, to understand whether or not it followed national regulations," Dicos said in a statement. Swedish furniture firm IKEA [IKEA.UL], which has in-store food outlets, said on Weibo that Shanghai Husi had previously been a supplier, but had not provided the firm with products since September last year. Domino's Pizza Inc and Doctor's Associates Inc's Subway brand, which were named in online reports as being supplied meat from Shanghai Husi, said their outlets in China did not use meat products from the firm. Yoshinoya-parent Hop Hing Group Holdings Ltd, Japanese convenience store FamilyMart Co Ltd and Chinese chain Wallace urged diners not to worry, and said they did not currently use any products from Shanghai Husi. (Additional reporting by Pete Sweeney, Shanghai Newsroom and Teppei Kasai in TOKYO,; Editing by Kazunori Takada and Ian Geoghegan) EVEN better, they bought out Smithfield Foods, the #1 pork producer in America! AND if that isn't good enough, they had the rules changed so that processed chicken can be sent from 'murica to china for processing and sent back. Enjoy those chicken nuggets!!!! they've recently started that again and I'm so not going to those fucking markets. it'll be H1N1/SARS all over again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you missed the shocking part where they bought the #1 pork supplier in america (lol standards), then got the US to change laws where US chicken is shipped to china for processing. enjoy those nuggets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I expect there will be a lot of people shoveling nuggets down their throat laughing HUH DUM CHINAR, while they don't realize how much of their ... "FOOD" is processed here. And even the people here try not to eat local. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can say anything about .il here aint' no way no j00 is going to shell out 17 Schmeqels to tell you to go fuck yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Remember our fallen 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 WSH-WSH none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 156681 SCHREIBER, JOSHUA SCOTT 10/25/13 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/22/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 57772 KIMSEY, STEPHEN NEIL 07/14/14 F4-7 none set PUB IND RECOD TO INDECENT EXP 61102 MILLER, KEVIN MICHAEL 05/19/14 W2D1-5 08/16/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 61746 SANDERS, DANIEL LAWRENCE 07/14/14 F1-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 62913 HOOD, SCOTT VINE 07/02/14 E5-15 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 65030 WINSPER, DAVID JON 07/02/14 F3D-D 07/27/14 THEFT III 65161 THORN, RANDOLPH EUGENE 07/04/14 G3-4 none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 65910 FRANCE, JESSE JOHN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 67258 TOOLEY, JAMES MICHAEL 07/17/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 67356 CONLEY, JAMES ROBERT 07/09/14 E4-13 FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 68514 MEGIVERON, MARY ELIZABET 06/19/14 C1-6 BURGLARY II 69499 MCBRIDE, KEVIN ADAM 05/22/14 E1-10 none set DWS/DWR III 69992 BUURMAN, TODD ANTHONY 07/01/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 72952 CROSSLEY, WILLIE RAY 07/12/14 H1D-D 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 73612 WOODARD, ROBERT ALLEN 06/29/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 74180 RYAN, DANA MARIE 07/08/14 D3D-D none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERMISSION-2 75631 PFAFF, JASON ALLYN 05/13/14 W2D2-BK6 08/27/14 BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 75838 HEINEMANN, MITCHELL WALT 07/10/14 G4D-D 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 75883 STIMSON, RONDO SHAYNE 05/08/14 E3D-D none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 76746 ISGRIGG, ERIC WILLIAM 07/22/14 E4-9 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 81543 MCNAIR, LISA ANN 06/25/14 D3D-D 12/20/14 DUI 82731 HUBSKY, DARREL LARRY 07/08/14 G1-3 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 82772 TAYLOR, CURTIS WAYNE 05/04/14 W2D2-47 07/25/14 DUI 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 W2D2-29 08/17/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 85911 NEWMAN, LARRY JAY 07/16/14 G5D-D 08/08/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 87042 TANDBERG, EDWARD CARLOS 07/04/14 G2-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 88215 RECTOR, JAMES BARTHOLOMA 07/04/14 G5D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 88716 MICHEL, DOUGLAS JOHN 05/07/14 G2-11 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 88832 COSSART, JEFFREY TRAVIS 07/16/14 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 90724 REYNOLDS, RENEE MELINA 07/11/14 D3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 92223 WENZEL, ROGER ROYAL 07/13/14 F3D-D 08/07/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 93086 MCPOLAND, STEVEN DENNIS 07/12/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 93805 GIBBENS, JEFFREY GRANT 07/14/14 F5-5 07/30/14 INTERFERE W/REPORT DV 94304 JONES, ROBERT LESLIE 07/22/14 E4-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 94366 WEEKS, MARK ANDREW 07/08/14 G2-3 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 95233 REYNOLDS, MONTGOMERY EUG 01/21/14 W2D2-55 08/01/14 DUI 104608 BUELNA, REUBIN JOSEPH 07/04/14 F3D-D 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 104808 JABBOUR, LIZZIE ELLEN 07/17/14 MED-4 none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 104848 SAYLES, IRA WAYNE 05/30/14 G2-9 11/06/14 ASSAULT IV 105707 SHROPSHIRE, BRENT ALAN 07/10/14 G2-11 08/04/14 MAL MISCHIEF LESS THAN $50.00 -DV 106158 PATTERSON, TYRONE EMANUE 06/26/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 106895 MCCARVER, PAUL DOUGLAS 07/22/14 F2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 F1-9 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 108006 BUSH, ALLAN WAYNE 06/28/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 108778 FRENCH, JEFFREY ALAN 07/04/14 G4D-D none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 08/26/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 109636 BELLONE, RICHARD VICTOR 07/19/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 109833 WEIDERMAN, CASSIE DEAN 04/26/14 W2D4-101 09/10/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 110067 BEAUVAIS, RODNEY EDWARD 07/11/14 E3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 110495 MCCOURT, KEVIN DAVID 06/03/14 F5-14 none set RAPE II 110949 STACEY, DONNA LEE 07/15/14 D2-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 111971 SALAS, JUAN ANTONIO 07/11/14 G1-3 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD II 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 113863 ORTIZ, FRANCISCO JAVIER 06/30/14 MED-3 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 115498 SCHELL, JUSTIN WARREN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-2 115716 HALL, JEFFREY DEAN 07/21/14 E4-10 07/21/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 116111 LOCKWOOD, CORY WAYNE 07/01/14 G5D-D none set HARASSMT-PRE & POST TRIAL ORDR 116559 GOODWIN, HOWARD BRUCE 07/21/14 E4-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 118189 KOEGLE, JASON MICHAEL 02/26/14 H2D-D 08/24/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 118311 RHODES, SUSAN MARY 07/15/14 D3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-12 none set RESISTING ARREST 119295 WHITE, MILES CLIFFORD 07/15/14 F1-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 121441 GARMAN, RUSSELL DEREK 07/02/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 121679 THOMPSON, JOHN AUGUST 06/21/14 W2D1-6 08/23/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 125159 STEVENS, KENNY WILBORN 03/09/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 125443 RASHEED, DEREK ZAKEE 04/28/14 D4D-D 08/27/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 126364 JOHNSON, ANGELA GAY 06/28/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 126408 ANDERSON, ROBERT CLAYTON 07/22/14 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 128115 WINSTON, CHRISTOPHER ROB 07/21/14 G4D-D CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 128615 WILLIAMS, JAISEN LEE 07/20/14 E4-6 10/29/14 DUI 129556 SCHMID, KAREN MICHELLE 05/31/14 D3D-D 10/15/14 THEFT II 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-39 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 131474 WATSON, CHARLES NOLAN 06/19/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 132065 SMITH, LARRY GENE 05/14/14 F3D-D 07/23/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 132184 DAWSON, GREGORY WILLIAM 06/23/14 G1-6 none set DWS/DWR I 132999 LONG, SUZANNA MARIE 07/02/14 D1-7 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 133041 NICHOLS, CHRISTOPHER DEA 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 133120 STEWART, WILLIAM RONDAL 04/15/14 F5-9 none set RAPE II 133354 LITTLE, JOSHUA JAMES 01/12/13 F5-13 none set TAMPERING W/A WITNESS 133680 VINCENT, BENAY DELL 07/22/14 B5-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 134917 PERCHATKIN, BORRIS BORIS 07/08/14 F3D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 135092 JOURDAN, GREGORY PAULANT 07/15/14 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 135917 MCINTYRE, RICKY DALE 06/19/14 G3-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 136516 STEPHENSON, JOHN ROBERT 07/22/14 B3-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 137045 GUDUCHIEYANO, DAVID LANE 07/06/14 F5-5 none set BOMB THREAT INCL COMMUNICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 07/15/14 BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 D4D-D 03/03/15 DWS/DWR I 137697 MABRY, WARREN CARLOS 05/06/14 F5-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 138368 NIGG, DARREN ANTHONY 05/06/14 H2D-D 07/24/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 139316 EASTHAM, BRYAN CARL 06/28/14 F2D-D 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 139530 SIBLEY, TYE LAIN 06/02/14 G1-13 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 142085 MCCRACKEN, DAVID LEE 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F1-12 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 142975 LEGG, JEFFREY WILLIAM 06/20/14 E5-8 10/01/14 THEFT III 143513 RYERS, KEVIN CHARLES 07/18/14 W2D3-64 none set THEFT II 143730 ELLIS, EDGAR LEE 07/22/14 E3D-D 143863 ROBINSON, CARL ALBERT 06/20/14 W2D3-78 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 144219 CREPEAU, RYAN THOMAS 07/19/14 E4-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 144781 RICH, JOSHUA ALLEN 07/16/14 E5-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 145245 STEWART, CRAIG DOUGLAS 02/28/14 W2D3-63 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 146099 PEDERSON, JASON MICHAEL 06/24/14 G5D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 147713 STEWART, DESHAWN RAYMOND 06/30/14 F1-15 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 148447 MILLER, JEREMIAH EARL 04/06/14 W2D2-45 07/28/14 DUI 150079 LAWLER, GREYCLOUD 02/15/14 F1-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 08/17/14 THEFT II 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 150253 LASHER, JONATHAN BRUCE 05/16/14 W2D3-79 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150606 SPEER, JOHN DAVID 07/20/14 E4-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 151101 HOMOLA, KATRINA LYNN 07/22/14 B5-F 07/25/14 THEFT III 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 151755 NAVA, HEATHER DEE 05/12/14 D2-4 none set THEFT III 151990 STAAT, JOSEPH DARWIN 07/22/14 B3-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152024 TIPTON, NATHAN JAMES 05/16/14 G1-6 none set VEHICLE PROWLING-2 152125 BRISBY, TROY ALEXANDER 07/21/14 F2D-D 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152787 HIGGINS, AMOS EVERETT 07/15/14 F1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 D4D-D 09/07/14 THEFT III 152989 ALLEN, DANAL COLEWILLIAM 06/26/14 G5D-D 08/30/14 DUI 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 D4D-D 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 153233 VARELA-CORTES, MARTIN 06/21/14 W2D2-42 08/18/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 153285 HOLMES, CLAYTON DION 07/16/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 153763 GRECO, ANTHONY DOMINIC 06/24/14 G2-1 08/13/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 153915 CURNUTT, MEGAN B 07/08/14 C1-13 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 154372 JONES, MARY ELIZABETH 06/25/14 D1-6 none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP 154541 MASON, AMY RENE 03/26/14 C1-1 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 154844 ERDAHL, MARTIN DEAN 07/17/14 G5D-D none set DUI 155114 STRONG, BARRY DONALD 07/16/14 G1-6 none set THEFT III 155465 FANTOZZI, CHRISTOPHER LE 07/19/14 E4-8 none set ASSAULT II-DV 155566 KOLAHI, MANUEL CHRISTOPH 07/08/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 156311 CRAMER, NICHOLAS JAY 06/30/14 W2D2-37 08/26/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D 08/06/14 MONEY LAUNDERING 156543 ASHFORD, JESSY DEVON 07/18/14 E5-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 157339 HARRISON, CHARLES RAY 07/09/14 E4-5 08/15/14 DWS/DWR III 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 07/17/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 157382 SAULTER, MICHAEL EDWARD 04/03/14 E5-15 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 157515 JACKSON, JOSHUA MICHAEL 05/18/14 MED-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 158362 SCHULTZ, JEREMY RYAN 04/05/14 W2D1-7 07/27/14 DUI 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-5 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 158886 ULESTAD, BILLYJOE DEWEY 07/19/14 E4-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158948 PASCHAL, CHARLES EDWARD 03/17/13 F1-5 none set RAPE I 159150 WALLS, ROBERT JAMES 05/21/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 159212 STOWELL, MICHAEL DWAYNE 02/15/14 F1-3 none set ASSAULT II-DV 159302 MARSHALL, RACHEL GABRIEL 07/11/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 159312 NASH, KYLE RYAN 03/29/14 W2D2-32 09/11/14 DUI 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 160006 PENA, ANGELINO LUCIANO 03/12/13 E1-11 none set MURDER II 160087 HUDYMA, ROGER JOHN 07/13/14 E3D-D 07/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 160188 LEROY, RANDALL GENE 06/27/14 W2D3-BK8 none set ARSON I 160227 ROMINE, JOSHUA ALLEN 01/22/14 G3-10 08/19/14 BURGLARY II 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 W2D2-34 07/24/14 DUI 160665 WHEATLEY, TYLER JOEL 07/12/14 E5-15 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 160712 LITTLEFIELD, SAMUEL JOSE 07/03/14 E2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 160837 SALISBURY, GABRIEL RAY 06/11/14 G2-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-6 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 162473 RUSSELL, TINA MARIE 05/01/14 W2D4-97 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 162769 WHEELER, MIRANDA KAE 07/15/14 C2D-D 07/31/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 162838 HUNTLEY, RYAN EARL 07/09/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162896 SHAW, MICHAEL DOUGLAS 07/16/14 G5D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 162908 SWALES, BRADFORD JAMES 07/19/14 E4-13 07/29/14 MALICIOUS MISCH 3 163031 SOLLERS, DALE JAMES 05/20/14 G1-14 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 163263 GOSSEN, ALEKSEY VASILYEV 07/20/14 W2D3-66 08/14/14 DWI (VMC) 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 163440 MORRISON, MARCUS ALLEN 11/23/13 E1-2 none set MURDER I 163764 MCALPINE, JEREMY LEIGH 05/25/14 G1-4 none set THEFT III 163801 ESCOBAR, NOAH MICHAEL 07/02/14 G3-6 08/08/14 THEFT III 163950 HALEY, JOHN MICHAEL 07/09/14 G1-11 07/29/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 164020 WELCH, BRIAN DOUGLAS 05/12/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 164456 TAYLOR, BENJAMIN RANDALL 07/03/14 G2-13 none set PSP II 165226 CORONA, GABRIEL GUTIERRE 06/27/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 165269 CARROLL, DANIELLE LIN 07/12/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 165754 GOLDSMITH, MICHELLE LYNN 07/04/14 C1-7 none set THEFT III 165828 DONNELLY, RICHARD LOUIS 06/27/14 W2D3-74 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 H2D-D 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 166112 JOHNSON, CLYDE LESTER 07/04/14 G2-15 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 166196 OSBORNE, BRIAN MICHAEL 07/10/14 F4-11 none set INDECENT EXPOSURE 166279 SUPLEMENTO, STEPHANIE AN 06/29/14 D2-4 06/22/15 THEFT III 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 W2D2-52 10/13/14 THEFT I 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 W2D4-89 08/02/14 THEFT II 166888 STEVENS, CHRISTINE ANNE 06/25/14 C2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167087 NELSON, SHAWN VICTOR 06/04/14 W2D2-30 08/14/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 07/09/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167292 SEANEZ, JOLENE MONIQUE 07/14/14 D1-7 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 167335 TURCOTT, DELANE EDWIN 06/16/14 W2D1-22 07/29/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 167546 ALLMON, RAYMOND JC 07/08/14 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-13 08/22/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 167783 SENTER, STEPHEN ANDREWLE 07/08/14 F5-7 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167832 DIPALERMO, MICHAEL LEE 07/12/14 F3D-D 07/29/14 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 07/03/14 G1-1 07/30/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167955 TAYLOR, RONALD LEROY 07/03/14 E2D-D none set PARK CURFEW VIOLATIONS 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-35 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 168032 BELASCO, ANDREW 07/12/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY II 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 168298 TIRADO, ANTHONY ROBERT 02/27/14 W2D3-61 07/29/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 168545 STRONG, TRISHA JEANINE 07/17/14 D3D-D none set WELFARE FRAUD -THEFT 168748 WILSON, KERRY L 03/14/14 G5D-D none set BURGLARY II 168757 SCOTT, KEEANDRE JUAN 04/29/14 C3-3 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 169334 MCCARTHY, ANGELA ILENE 07/11/14 D2-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 169451 OLIVER, JOSEPH EUGENE 05/19/14 E3D-D none set THEFT II 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-71 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169831 ROMERO, KIMBERLY RUTH 07/22/14 B5-F 170322 SANTORO, MARSHA YUMI 07/18/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 171204 ANDERSON, JACOB EMANUEL 07/09/14 G2-2 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 171706 PIEL, JAMES DAVID 05/01/14 E1-13 05/15/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS 1ST DEGREE 171951 SPERLING, JOSHUA KAWIKA 06/13/14 E1-4 none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 172215 KAYS, ANGELINA LEE 03/20/14 W2D4-93 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 172404 GONZALEZ, CLARISSIA ROSE 07/13/14 D3D-D 08/06/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 173078 POST, TIMOTHY EDWARD 05/16/13 F5-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 173675 JOHNSON, JOSHUA ALLEN 07/21/14 E4-7 DWS/DWR I 173701 THOMPSON, ROBERT WILLIAM 06/19/14 C3-3 08/08/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 174158 WILSON, DANIEL JAMES 06/13/14 W2D1-4 08/06/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 174206 MADRAZO-MUNOZ, JUAN CARL 11/19/13 F1-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 174656 MCARTHUR, JENITA BLEQUIS 07/08/14 D1-3 08/23/14 THEFT III 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 G1-2 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 175121 OLMSTED, LESTER DAVE 05/24/14 G4D-D none set THEFT II 175509 PHELAN, PETER LEWIS 04/22/14 W2D1-12 07/24/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 175702 CONAWAY, CRYSTAL ANN 07/21/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D 07/24/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 175754 WHISENHUNT, MICHAEL DAVI 06/09/14 E2D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 175770 MCCARTY, DEAN JESSE 02/25/14 H2D-D 08/03/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 176257 CURTIS, BRYAN WILLIAM 06/30/14 H2D-D 08/02/14 THEFT III 176344 LEWIS, JEFFERY DAVID 06/27/14 E1-14 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 176580 MESERVEY, JAMES BRIAN 06/02/14 F5-1 none set ROBBERY I 176591 TYLER, ERIC LEROY 06/29/14 E5-5 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 176852 MURPHY, CHARLES EARL 03/10/14 H1D-D 08/03/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 176955 RICHMOND, PATRICIA ANN 02/18/14 C1-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 177039 COMAN, MARSHISH EVELL 07/12/14 G4D-D none set THEFT III 177212 KALLUNKI, KATHLEEN LOUIS 07/01/14 D2-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177238 LAMPMAN, TYLER LOGAN 07/06/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 177419 ROLEY, MICHAEL RYAN 07/14/14 G2-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 177814 LATIOLAIS, ALLEN RAY 07/20/14 G3-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 178171 RACE, JAMES BERNARD 07/22/14 E4-5 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 178586 NEWBERG, ANDREW LEE 07/12/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 179025 JOHNS, JAMES LEE 06/18/14 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179125 KIRK, DAVID WILLIAM 04/10/13 E1-3 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD I 179296 SEVSHEK, RICHARD FRANK 07/21/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 179392 CHRIST, MARCUS NORMAN 07/02/14 F3D-D 08/19/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 179426 RESIO, ROBERT TUCKER 07/09/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179507 HESS, GRANT YVON 07/14/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179734 TREVINO, RACHEL 06/12/14 C2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 179735 GEBREMESKEL, TEWODROS K 06/27/14 G2-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 179785 SMALLEY, CHRIS LANE 02/28/14 W2D3-57 08/08/14 DUI 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 179930 JORDAN, CACY LARON 07/21/14 MED-5 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 180224 KISON, ROGER MICHAEL 04/28/14 W2D1-3 07/29/14 DUI 180239 JONES, AARON TYLER 07/13/14 E3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180397 RUSSUM, SPENCER RYAN 07/14/14 G3-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180730 TUCKER, MICHAEL TROWEN 05/23/14 E5-14 none set RESISTING ARREST 180888 NELSON, GEORGE BURNEL 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 180919 KNIGHT, ALEXANDER PAUL 06/28/14 F1-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 180938 JEWELL, DWAIN JOSEPH 06/05/14 H2D-D 08/20/14 THEFT II 181045 JOHANNESSEN, SANDRA MARI 06/14/14 D2-3 09/05/14 THEFT III 181236 OLIVER, PERRY MICHAEL 07/20/14 E4-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 181425 GUTIERREZ, CRUZ ANTHONY 07/08/14 G3-13 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 181523 VALENZUELA, COREY JAIME 06/20/14 G2-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 181532 WESTMORLAND, GORDON JAME 07/12/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD III 181932 TKACHUK, VLADIMIR M 03/27/14 F4-14 none set MURDER II 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 182328 PRINK, CHARLES GREGORY 07/08/14 F2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 182438 ROMERO-ALEMON, JORGE 02/10/14 W2D1-15 07/24/14 DUI 182904 BIELEC, JOHN FRANK 07/22/14 B2-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 183045 COSSMAN, ANTHONY CLEMENS 07/08/14 C3-6 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 183302 LAVIOS, JOSHUA DANIEL 07/14/14 E3D-D 07/26/14 DUI 183408 MAXWELL, YUSEF EDWARD 06/26/14 E5-12 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 183640 KEYS, THOMAS JEFFERSON 07/10/14 G2-4 08/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 183790 WAKEFIELD, JEREMIAH LOY 07/18/14 G1-3 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 184068 RENTERIA, VIRGINIA LOREN 07/08/14 D1-1 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 184127 ZIMIN, VENIAMIN I 07/18/14 E4-14 07/26/14 DUI 184796 VANWINKLE, JOSHUA RALPH 07/02/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 185230 MCLEAN, CHARLES WAYNE 06/30/14 W2D2-51 11/09/14 DUI 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 03/18/14 H3D-D 08/12/14 DUI 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 186007 WOLFE, ANTHONY LEE 06/28/14 G2-3 08/22/14 BAIL JUMPING 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E5-13 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 186220 BURTCH, RICHARD DANIEL 07/20/14 E4-6 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 186345 JACKSON, DAVID WILLIAN 06/11/14 F4-7 none set ROBBERY II 186404 MORALES, SHAWNA DENISE 06/30/14 D3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 186845 BARRY, DAVID CHARLES 06/27/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 186968 BARNES, RYAN WESLEY 07/20/14 W2D3-84 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187648 MAGANO, RAFIKI DAMON 07/02/14 E1-7 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E3D-D 08/23/14 ASSAULT IV 188017 SCOTT, MICHAEL ROBERT 07/08/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 188065 ZINKAND, RYAN STONE 06/30/14 F1-3 none set ROBBERY I 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 188158 STEUBER, ANDREW SCOTT 07/02/14 G5D-D 08/01/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188294 WESTBURG, BRENDA LOUISE 07/01/14 D2-1 none set ROBBERY I 188402 WAGNER, MICHAEL PATRICK 05/23/14 E1-1 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 188524 OREA-HOYOS, CESAR ALBERT 07/15/14 G5D-D none set DUI 188586 MILLER, TYLER MARK 07/01/14 G1-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 188664 JONES, TRAYONTAY DEVON 06/05/14 G1-4 none set NEGLIGENT DRIVING-1 188706 HALLOWELL, SHANE ROBERT 07/08/14 F2D-DF 08/02/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 189206 ROBB, BRANDON MYKEL 06/30/14 E5-9 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 189277 PAIVA, DAVID ALLEN 07/12/14 F2D-D none set MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 189376 SOLORIO, CRUZ 07/17/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 189750 ROSE, MICHAEL ANDREW 06/24/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 189896 WASHBURN, DUSTIN JOSEPH 06/19/14 W2D1-20 08/24/14 DUI 189965 MCAULEY, JAMES EDWARD 05/19/14 G1-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 190266 SCHONE, SUSAN MARIE 07/08/14 W2D4-87 09/07/14 UNLAWFUL POSSESSION FIREARM-2 190782 MARTINEZ, GILBERTO 11/07/13 F5-8 09/20/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 190870 ROBERTS, CHRISTOPHER BRI 03/28/14 G5D-D 08/09/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 D4D-D 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 191137 MILLER, TYLER ROBERTJAME 06/15/14 W2D2-50 08/27/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 191335 PARKERSON, KALYN MICHELL 07/08/14 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 191506 THOMAS, ANDREA RENA 08/29/13 D2-2 none set INTIMIDATING A WITNESS 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 191767 DALTON, JEREMY MICHAEL 07/11/14 G2-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 191771 KELLY, NEAL CEDRIC 09/29/13 G3-14 none set MURDER I 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 D4D-D 08/12/14 DUI 191907 TABASH, DAVID ANTHONY 07/06/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F1-14 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 192642 ROBLES, NICHOLAS SIMUKAS 05/20/14 F1-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 192715 BLEVINS, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/09/14 F4-13 none set BURGLARY II 192753 OBER, BRADLEY GENE 04/25/14 F2D-D 07/24/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 192832 MARTIN, JAY SCOTT 07/01/14 F5-6 07/26/14 FAIL TO GIVE INFO TO OFFICER 192833 BLIVEN, CALEB JOSHUA 07/21/14 E4-11 07/24/14 UNLAWFUL CAMPING 192914 OFARRELL, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/03/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD III 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 193431 WILSON, MARK EVERETT 04/25/14 W2D3-77 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 193669 ROMANO, ARIEL JOSEPH 07/03/14 G1-13 09/19/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 193754 PATRICK, MARK ROBERT 07/18/14 E4-12 none set DUI 193839 MIXER, ALISHA EVEYLN 07/06/14 B9-F none set IDENTITY THEFT 194022 MEKKERS, KELLAN CHRISTOP 06/26/14 E5-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 194134 THOMAS, MATTHEW GORDON 07/10/14 H1D-D 08/04/14 DUI 194390 ALTMAN, ALEKSANDR VLADIM 07/21/14 E4-2 none set RECKLESS DRIVING 194729 SWARTZENTRUBER, THEODORE 07/01/14 W2D1-2 07/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 195235 MALVO, CHARLES ANORI 02/19/14 G2-12 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 195553 MCKINNEY, ONTARIO TYRELL 07/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 195823 SIMONSON, AUDREANNA MARI 07/09/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 F4-2 none set ROBBERY I 196065 PACE, ADAM ALLEN 06/23/14 E5-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196632 BOESPFLUG, JUSTIN ROBERT 07/21/14 E4-7 07/22/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-9 none set MURDER I 196814 GALIPEAU, JOSHUA ADAM 07/02/14 W2D3-82 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E5-1 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 196819 BRADEN, DIANA M 07/09/14 MED-2 none set ASSAULT III 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 07/03/14 G2-8 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197067 SORN, MATHEW DEAN 04/09/14 F5-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 C3-2 10/17/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-10 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 197455 KANGAS, GREGORY SCOTT 06/24/14 W2D1-16 08/08/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 197649 ESTRADA-SANTOS, DEMETRIO 07/16/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 197830 PECK, CONNIE JUNE 07/15/14 C2D-D none set DUI 197865 TARKINGTON, CLINTON DON 06/18/14 H1D-D 08/07/14 CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 197928 VIRES, BRADLEY THURMAN 07/15/14 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/08/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198056 COLLINSWORTH, ANTHONY CH 07/14/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 198284 SEEVERS, JOHNNY ALLEN 06/24/14 G5D-D none set STUDENT W/WEAPON SCHOOL PREM. 198309 VEGA, JAIME ALEJANDRO 07/17/14 G1-14 07/25/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 198769 YOUNG, KEITH MICHAEL 06/01/14 E1-5 12/15/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 198776 EBY, KAYLA MARIE 07/18/14 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 199232 STEWART, ERICCA ELAINE 06/27/14 W2D4-98 08/09/14 THEFT III 199252 SMITH, ORLANDO DEVARIA 07/09/14 G1-5 none set ASSAULT IV 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 199402 COFFANEY, ANDREW JOSEPH 07/16/14 E2D-D 09/05/14 THEFT III 199565 DIETEL, JONATHAN DEAN 07/05/14 W2D3-68 08/07/14 DUI 199600 STEDHAM, JAKOB RAY 07/22/14 B2-F none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 199711 QUINN, ALEXANDRIA VALLAD 06/23/14 D2-5 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 199779 KARUO, KIM K 06/10/14 B8-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 199823 SULIT, RONALD JOEY 07/11/14 W2D2-43 08/14/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 200107 CASTILLO, MATTHEW AARON 07/22/14 G2-2 none set ASSAULT IV 20033 counting on it it'll be kontraversal. besides its free information. like me posting those BORING ASS APOLLO tapes. Holy fuck those are boring. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what a clusterfuck that was I should have gotten a VPS and hosted the video myself. lesson learned. I didn't save the video though, so if I were to do one again I'd have to redo it. I do remember laughing the whole time it was quite funny. If you were in on it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Scored some fake audio recordings honestly there is HOURS of this shit. And get this. If you listen to it all, you can hear these people who claim.... THAT THEY WENT TO THE MOON I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! 11-03301 (mp3 format 52.1 Mb) 11-03302 (mp3 format 35.4 Mb) 11-03303 (mp3 format 26.3 Mb) 11-03304 (mp3 format 12 Mb) 11-03305 (mp3 format 46.5 Mb) 11-03306 (mp3 format 40.4 Mb) 11-03307 (mp3 format 76.7 Mb) 11-03308 (mp3 format 14.7 Mb) 11-03309 (mp3 format 21 Mb) 11-03310 (mp3 format 6.4 Mb) 11-03311 (mp3 format 46.2 Mb) 11-03312 (mp3 format 27.9 Mb) 11-03320 (mp3 format 38.6 Mb) 11-03321 (mp3 format 57.7 Mb) 11-03322 (mp3 format 49.4 Mb) 11-03323 (mp3 format 51 Mb) 11-03324 (mp3 format 46 Mb) 11-03325 (mp3 format 63.8 Mb) 11-03326 (mp3 format 68.7 Mb) 11-03327 (mp3 format 44.1 Mb) 11-03328 (mp3 format 46 Mb) 11-03329 (mp3 format 45.3 Mb) 11-03330 (mp3 format 81.5 Mb) 11-03331 (mp3 format 9.6 Mb) 11-03332 (mp3 format 38.7 Mb) 11-03333 (mp3 format 69.6 Mb) 11-03334 (mp3 format 51 Mb) 11-03335 (mp3 format 38.5 Mb) 11-03336 (mp3 format 38.2 Mb) 11-03337 (mp3 format 49.6 Mb) 11-03338 (mp3 format 39 Mb) 11-03339 (mp3 format 66.7 Mb) 11-03340 (mp3 format 65 Mb) 11-03341 (mp3 format 25.5 Mb) 11-03342 (mp3 format 56.8 Mb) 11-03343 (mp3 format 48.8 Mb) 11-03344 (mp3 format 68.6 Mb) 11-03345 (mp3 format 42 Mb) 11-03346 (mp3 format 32 Mb) 11-03347 (mp3 format 41.6 Mb) 11-03348 (mp3 format 30 Mb) 11-03349 (mp3 format 13.7 Mb) 11-03350 (mp3 format 40.7 Mb) 11-03351 (mp3 format 67.7 Mb) 11-03352 (mp3 format 48.5 Mb) 11-03353 (mp3 format 54.6 Mb) 11-03354 (mp3 format 48.6 Mb) 11-03355 (mp3 format 34.8 Mb) 11-03701 (mp3 format 22.3 Mb) 11-03703-1 (mp3 format 68.8 Mb) 11-03703-2 (mp3 format 70.8 Mb) 11-03703-3 (mp3 format 69.3 Mb) 11-03703-4 (mp3 format 78 Mb) 11-03703-5 (mp3 format 79.7 Mb) 11-03703-6 (mp3 format 73.5 Mb) So where is 11-03313 - 11-03319??? It must be some kind of NASA CIA NSA FBI MK Ultra conspiracy. Even the first recording has been tampered with, sections are cut, fast forwarded through, and just generally shitty quality. I'm almost tempted to run it through some filters and clean this shit up. I had to stop at the first hour or so of recordings which is some guy and 'buzz' talking about lightening, cameras, and some get together after the event. holy shit it's BORING. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me at one point in life I won k5. Now... http://k5.trolltrack.com/most_active/ Most Active Users Page 1 of 10 User Diaries Months Active Diaries/Month LilDebbie 1,469 147 9.99 claes 408 123 3.32 localroger 399 121 3.30 k31 403 113 3.57 United Fools 1,238 107 11.57 balsamic vinigga 590 102 5.78 j1mmy 1,240 98 12.65 sye 732 96 7.63 unknownlamer 428 95 4.51 Blarney 194 89 2.18 regeya 704 88 8.00 Delirium 212 87 2.44 MichaelCrawford 803 82 9.79 rusty 419 81 5.17 Del Griffith 1,356 79 17.16 http://k5.trolltrack.com/crapflood/ Crapflooders 161,256 Diaries Posted By 8,758 Users Page 1 of 176 User Diaries LilDebbie 1,469 Del Griffith 1,356 tweetsygalore 1,334 j1mmy 1,240 United Fools 1,238 GhostOfTiber 883 duxup 841 Lady 3Jane 819 MichaelCrawford 803 Im only counted because I never gave up. I'm not prolific. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no, not really im not exciting anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me me neither its either like this or shit like this or this. instead I rent something like this. It's not bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me years ago I wrote to the king telling him to go fuck himself. I wonder if he still remembers. I don't think I can go to Thailand. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im in the country renting a house. I don't have a yard, but I do have the roof. sometimes I like to get 20-30 beers and blast my music, get drunk and have a good time. my wife wants to buy something but the 1.3-3.5 million HKD is just bullshit. the amount of apartment you get is a fucking joke so I keep saying we'll buy something somewhere else. So I need to find a poor, semi stable east asian nation that foreigners can buy real-estate.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I would imagine blastar has it he did accidentally leak oggfrog. which Im still surprsed was on the level of a VB 2.0 project. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont sweat it odds are there is no warplife, it was probably some iOS example program. looking at oggfrog im pretty sure it's proof that warplife never existed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does it even matter? americans will pour another trillion+++ into some plane nobody needs or wants. They've lost the resolve in the mid 60's, Apollo was already bankrolled, but Vietnam and banker wars won out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Another week went by And he's now WSH-WSH... 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II An easier html table is here. Maybe one of you data people can poll it so we can get better idea of who goes where in the chess game. Even if WSH means he'll be out soon He'll be back sooner. So what does WSH mean? He's being washed down? He must be in good company 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 WSH-WSH none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 156681 SCHREIBER, JOSHUA SCOTT 10/25/13 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY And of course the rest of the population, you know for keeping tabs. CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/20/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 201528 AFU, BADI FUSI 06/27/14 F2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF I 211939 AHMICH, MIRZA MICHAEL 07/05/14 G2-10 none set ASSAULT II-DV 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-13 08/22/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 203722 ALBARICO, JOEY ROBERT 07/03/14 G5D-D 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 152989 ALLEN, DANAL COLEWILLIAM 06/26/14 G5D-D 08/30/14 DUI 167546 ALLMON, RAYMOND JC 07/08/14 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 D4D-D 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-3 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 07/03/14 G2-8 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 171204 ANDERSON, JACOB EMANUEL 07/09/14 G2-2 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 213202 ANDERSON, NATHAN ALLYN 06/27/14 E2D-D 08/15/14 THEFT III 216612 APILADA, NATHAN ROBERT 07/08/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 D4D-D 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 219076 AREVELO, JOSE 07/18/14 E4-3 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 W2D2-52 10/13/14 THEFT I 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-35 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 156543 ASHFORD, JESSY DEVON 07/18/14 E5-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 W2D2-46 08/30/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 219074 BAHR, KEVIN RICHARD 07/18/14 E4-9 none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES II 200562 BAILEY, ALEX VON 04/20/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-71 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 186968 BARNES, RYAN WESLEY 07/20/14 W2D3-84 08/07/14 ASSAULT IV 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 07/17/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 186845 BARRY, DAVID CHARLES 06/27/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 213681 BARSOTTI, KEVIN THOMAS 07/10/14 E5-2 02/19/15 ASSAULT II 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 H2D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 110067 BEAUVAIS, RODNEY EDWARD 07/11/14 E3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 219083 BECKSTROM, ETHAN ANDREW 07/19/14 B2-F none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 168032 BELASCO, ANDREW 07/12/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY II 109636 BELLONE, RICHARD VICTOR 07/19/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F1-12 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E3D-D 08/23/14 ASSAULT IV 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201281 BETHKE, NICHOLAS KARL 06/17/14 E5-1 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 118513 BETHUNE, MICHAEL JAY 07/19/14 E4-7 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-8 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D 08/06/14 MONEY LAUNDERING 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 202804 BLAND, DEMETRIUS ROBERT 07/15/14 G1-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192715 BLEVINS, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/09/14 F4-13 none set BURGLARY II 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 H2D-D 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 216004 BOLDS, MELVIN JAMES 07/15/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 215433 BOOKER, JERRY BRIAN 07/02/14 W2D3-58 none set ASSAULT III 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F1-14 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 219062 BOTT, DAYTON KAELIN 07/17/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 196819 BRADEN, DIANA M 07/09/14 MED-5 none set ASSAULT III 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 209869 BRADLEY, LEVI JOSEPH 07/17/14 F1-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 201513 BRAMIRSKYY, YAROSLAV NIC 03/12/14 W2D2-BK5 10/03/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 07/09/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214968 BREYNE, MARCUS ANTHONY 01/23/14 W2D1-23 07/22/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 W2D2-29 08/17/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/16/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 none set THEFT II 213148 BROPHY, BRANDON J 07/07/14 H2D-D 08/26/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-67 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-6 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218864 BRUNAGE, JOHN NELSON 06/26/14 JDH-M none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218986 BRUNETTE, DEREK GEORGE 07/09/14 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 204807 BRYAN, KYA LASLEY 06/25/14 C2D-D 07/20/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215261 BRYANT, JAMISON WAYNE 06/26/14 W2D2-36 09/10/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 07/10/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 104608 BUELNA, REUBIN JOSEPH 07/04/14 F3D-D 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214864 BUHLER, BRAEDON R 07/20/14 B7-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-10 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 186220 BURTCH, RICHARD DANIEL 07/20/14 B3-F none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 108006 BUSH, ALLAN WAYNE 06/28/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E5-13 none set THEFT I 69992 BUURMAN, TODD ANTHONY 07/01/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214002 CAIN, ROBERT J 07/10/14 G2-6 none set THEFT III 213309 CALVERT, JAMES BERRY 07/18/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214840 CALVOSA, MATTHEW JAMES 07/09/14 G2-2 none set MAKE FALSE STMT TO PUBLIC OFFC 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 201282 CANNON, CHAD WESLEY 04/17/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 165269 CARROLL, DANIELLE LIN 07/12/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 219038 CARTER, ANTONIO JOSEPH 07/15/14 JDH-M none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 H1D-D 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 07/09/14 E5-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 W2D4-89 08/02/14 THEFT II 209317 CAVOTA, IAN ROLAND 07/02/14 F2D-D 07/27/14 DWS/DWR II 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205019 CHACON, MARLON XAVIER 07/09/14 E5-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207382 CHAVEZ, ANGEL SELINA 07/05/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219084 CHAVEZ, KATIE ETHEL 07/19/14 C2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 217575 CHETLAIN, JARED D 07/17/14 G5D-D 08/12/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179392 CHRIST, MARCUS NORMAN 07/02/14 F3D-D 08/19/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 W2D2-BK4 09/04/14 THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 203100 CLARK, CHASE DILLON 05/06/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 07/20/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202303 CLARK, MARYELENA 07/05/14 B1-F 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E1-14 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 199402 COFFANEY, ANDREW JOSEPH 07/16/14 E2D-D 09/05/14 THEFT III 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206361 COLBERT, ALONZO LEE 06/27/14 W2D1-10 09/21/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/08/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-6 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 214703 COLE, JESSIE R 07/13/14 G5D-D none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G2-13 01/02/15 THEFT III 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-2 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 198056 COLLINSWORTH, ANTHONY CH 07/14/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 177039 COMAN, MARSHISH EVELL 07/12/14 G4D-D none set THEFT III 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 08/23/14 BURGLARY II 67356 CONLEY, JAMES ROBERT 07/09/14 E4-15 FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 165226 CORONA, GABRIEL GUTIERRE 06/27/14 F2D-D 07/22/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 88832 COSSART, JEFFREY TRAVIS 07/16/14 F5-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 183045 COSSMAN, ANTHONY CLEMENS 07/08/14 C3-6 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 W2D2-54 08/21/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219090 COURTAIN, KAILA MARIE 07/20/14 B1-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217983 COX, JOSEPH SCOTT 06/23/14 G2-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 156311 CRAMER, NICHOLAS JAY 06/30/14 W2D2-37 08/26/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 144219 CREPEAU, RYAN THOMAS 07/19/14 E4-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 72952 CROSSLEY, WILLIE RAY 07/12/14 H1D-D 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 201865 CRUZAN, CHERYL LYNN 06/14/14 W2D4-92 08/06/14 DUI 153915 CURNUTT, MEGAN B 07/08/14 C1-13 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 176257 CURTIS, BRYAN WILLIAM 06/30/14 H2D-D 08/02/14 THEFT III 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 201599 DAILEY, MARY EDITH 07/11/14 D3D-D 10/17/14 DUI 191767 DALTON, JEREMY MICHAEL 07/11/14 G2-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 213280 DAVIDSON, GENE ONEIL 06/25/14 G5D-D none set DUI 210156 DAVIS, CHYDELL M 07/17/14 D3D-D 10/01/14 DUI 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 132184 DAWSON, GREGORY WILLIAM 06/23/14 G1-6 none set DWS/DWR I 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 MED-2 none set BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 08/11/14 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-10 08/11/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201494 DEPEW, LEWIS DAVID 07/15/14 E5-9 08/09/14 DUI 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/24/14 D3D-D none set RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 07/03/14 G1-1 07/30/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 199565 DIETEL, JONATHAN DEAN 07/05/14 W2D3-68 08/07/14 DUI 167832 DIPALERMO, MICHAEL LEE 07/12/14 F3D-D 07/29/14 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 165828 DONNELLY, RICHARD LOUIS 06/27/14 W2D3-74 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 MED-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-10 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 WSH-WSH none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214530 DOUGLAS, ANDREW LOREN 07/11/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-9 none set MURDER I 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 D4D-D 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-5 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 217980 DRONEN, JOSHUA CHARLES 07/09/14 W2D3-69 08/08/14 DUI 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-7 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G2-3 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 145881 DUSEK, MICHAEL EVERT 07/08/14 F2D-DF 07/08/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 139316 EASTHAM, BRYAN CARL 06/28/14 F2D-D 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202933 EATON, SKYZE AVERY 07/18/14 E4-11 07/21/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 198776 EBY, KAYLA MARIE 07/18/14 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 204444 ENGELHARDT, ANTHONY LEE 07/10/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 154844 ERDAHL, MARTIN DEAN 07/17/14 G5D-D none set DUI 214498 ERICKSON, JESSICA LYNN 06/24/14 C1-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E5-13 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 163801 ESCOBAR, NOAH MICHAEL 07/02/14 F4-3 08/08/14 THEFT III 218071 ESSER, GEORGE ELLSWORTH 07/02/14 G2-8 08/26/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 197649 ESTRADA-SANTOS, DEMETRIO 07/16/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 155465 FANTOZZI, CHRISTOPHER LE 07/19/14 E4-8 none set ASSAULT II-DV 218808 FARLEY, TYLER ADRIAN 07/18/14 JDH-M none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-53 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 147564 FISHER, EMILY ANN 06/05/14 W2D4-96 07/21/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214183 FISHER, TAMI SUE 07/15/14 C1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 W2D1-8 09/11/14 DWS/DWR II 219068 FLOYD, JONATHAN WILLIAM 07/18/14 E4-4 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 05/01/14 H2D-D 07/24/14 FORGERY 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-8 none set MURDER I 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 65910 FRANCE, JESSE JOHN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 209025 FRANCK, RODNEY TAYLOR 07/16/14 E3D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 219056 FRANKLIN, WILLIS FREDERI 07/17/14 F1-13 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 200339 FREDERICKS, ERIC CHARLES 03/31/14 W2D1-9 08/13/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 108778 FRENCH, JEFFREY ALAN 07/04/14 G4D-D none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196814 GALIPEAU, JOSHUA ADAM 07/02/14 W2D3-82 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212561 GARCIA, KRISTIN ELIZABET 07/02/14 W2D4-102 07/22/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO A 07/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 121441 GARMAN, RUSSELL DEREK 07/02/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 179735 GEBREMESKEL, TEWODROS K 06/27/14 G2-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 93805 GIBBENS, JEFFREY GRANT 07/14/14 F5-7 07/30/14 INTERFERE W/REPORT DV 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 G4D-DF none set DRIVE BY SHOOTING 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-39 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216514 GIERKE, KALLA LYNN 07/09/14 D3D-D none set FORGERY 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 165754 GOLDSMITH, MICHELLE LYNN 07/04/14 C1-7 none set THEFT III 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 172404 GONZALEZ, CLARISSIA ROSE 07/13/14 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219066 GONZALEZ, ISAIAH JACOB 07/17/14 F1-10 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 C3-2 10/17/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216060 GOSNELL, JOHN MARSHALL 04/05/14 H1D-D 07/22/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 163263 GOSSEN, ALEKSEY VASILYEV 07/20/14 W2D3-66 08/14/14 DWI (VMC) 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 05/15/14 H1D-D 07/24/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E1-12 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 E3D-D 04/23/15 DWS/DWR I 209919 GRANT, WILLIAM EARL 07/11/14 H2D-D 07/25/14 DWS/DWR II 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 153763 GRECO, ANTHONY DOMINIC 06/24/14 G2-1 08/13/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 175183 GREEN, ASHLEY RAE 07/20/14 D1-2 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 209679 GREENEN, STERLING KYLER 07/15/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 215664 GREER, CHARLES GARRETT 07/10/14 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 210600 GREER, KARRIE LYNN 07/09/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY-2 137045 GUDUCHIEYANO, DAVID LANE 07/06/14 F5-5 none set BOMB THREAT INCL COMMUNICATION 207325 GUERIN, KAYTRIONA LETESE 07/11/14 C2D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-3 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 08/26/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 181425 GUTIERREZ, CRUZ ANTHONY 07/08/14 G3-13 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208888 HAINSEY, WILLIAM JOHN 07/18/14 F1-9 DEAL IN DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 2 - ENGAGED IN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONDUCT 163950 HALEY, JOHN MICHAEL 07/09/14 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 219091 HALL, JEFFREY SCOTT 07/20/14 B2-F none set ASSAULT-4 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 188706 HALLOWELL, SHANE ROBERT 07/08/14 F2D-DF 08/02/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 175464 HAMILTON, ALICIA MARIE 07/08/14 D2-5 07/22/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 G1-1 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 213186 HANSON, JASON ADAM 07/03/14 E2D-D none set INTOXICATING LIQUOR IN CITY PARK 207239 HARMON, JONATHAN SAMUEL 06/21/14 G3-13 07/25/14 POSSESSION DRUG PARAPHERNALIA 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-12 none set RESISTING ARREST 157339 HARRISON, CHARLES RAY 07/09/14 E4-5 08/15/14 DWS/DWR III 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 D4D-D 09/07/14 THEFT III 211756 HASBROUCK, SHELDON JAMES 07/09/14 H2D-D 07/30/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 E5-1 08/16/14 DUI 217495 HAYNES, JASON H 06/26/14 E2D-D 09/07/14 ASSAULT III 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 75838 HEINEMANN, MITCHELL WALT 07/10/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 213070 HENDRIX, CHRISTOPHER CHA 07/15/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217470 HENDRIX, JOSEPH KYLE 07/17/14 E5-12 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-15 none set MURDER I 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 203586 HESS, BRANDON EARL 07/09/14 F1-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 179507 HESS, GRANT YVON 07/14/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-7 none set DWS/DWR III 152787 HIGGINS, AMOS EVERETT 07/15/14 F1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214992 HILL, AMANDA NOELLE 07/10/14 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205918 HILLMAN, JAROME LEE 07/01/14 F1-4 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 F4-4 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 F1-9 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 218009 HOLLOWAY, ALEXANDERIA EL 07/09/14 D2-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 153285 HOLMES, CLAYTON DION 07/16/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 62913 HOOD, SCOTT VINE 07/02/14 E5-15 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 W2D2-34 07/24/14 DUI 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 H3D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 82731 HUBSKY, DARREL LARRY 07/08/14 G1-3 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211918 HUDDLESTON, AMANDA DAWN 07/16/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 F4-2 none set ROBBERY I 160087 HUDYMA, ROGER JOHN 07/13/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 03/18/14 H3D-D 08/12/14 DUI 211420 HUMPHREY, DARRYL EUGENE 03/13/14 E1-8 none set THEFT III 218226 HUNTER, ZACHARY ENRIQUE 07/15/14 F3D-D none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 162838 HUNTLEY, RYAN EARL 07/09/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 207270 IRVINE, GREGORY MICHAEL 06/11/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 104808 JABBOUR, LIZZIE ELLEN 07/17/14 B4-F none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 186345 JACKSON, DAVID WILLIAN 06/11/14 F4-7 none set ROBBERY II 204640 JACKSON, JOHN 06/25/14 G1-11 none set ASSAULT IV 157515 JACKSON, JOSHUA MICHAEL 05/18/14 MED-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-12 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 219070 JAMISON, CAROL JEAN 07/18/14 B1-F none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 200374 JAMISON, DREW MICHAEL 07/18/14 E4-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/01/14 F5-11 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 201701 JEFFRIES, TIMOTHY ERIC 05/16/14 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219065 JENKINS, ALEXANDER MACKE 07/17/14 MED-6 none set ROBBERY I 180938 JEWELL, DWAIN JOSEPH 06/05/14 H2D-D 08/20/14 THEFT II 218479 JIMENEZ, MARKUS AARON 05/20/14 G2-12 none set DUI 181045 JOHANNESSEN, SANDRA MARI 06/14/14 D2-3 09/15/14 THEFT III 179025 JOHNS, JAMES LEE 06/18/14 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 126364 JOHNSON, ANGELA GAY 06/28/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 166112 JOHNSON, CLYDE LESTER 07/04/14 G2-15 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219009 JOHNSON, DANNY HERBERT 07/13/14 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 INVOLVING STRANGULATION 215991 JOHNSON, WILLIAM JILES 07/18/14 E4-12 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 180239 JONES, AARON TYLER 07/13/14 E3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 215811 JONES, CLAYTON 06/04/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 154372 JONES, MARY ELIZABETH 06/25/14 D1-6 none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP 188664 JONES, TRAYONTAY DEVON 06/05/14 G1-4 none set NEGLIGENT DRIVING-1 135092 JOURDAN, GREGORY PAULANT 07/15/14 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214851 JUST, MICHAEL IAN 07/10/14 E4-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219071 KACZMAREK, HALEY M 07/18/14 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 177212 KALLUNKI, KATHLEEN LOUIS 07/01/14 D2-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197455 KANGAS, GREGORY SCOTT 06/24/14 W2D1-16 08/08/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 219052 KANGAS, KURT GREGORY 07/17/14 B2-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218867 KANOSO, KANSIANO 06/26/14 G5D-D none set DUI 218222 KARTHEU, ADAM ELLIOTT 06/30/14 W2D2-48 08/09/14 DUI 199779 KARUO, KIM K 06/10/14 B8-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 204932 KARUO, KLOVE KEICHIRO 11/04/13 G1-9 09/26/14 ASSAULT IV 215404 KAUFFMAN, BENJAMIN JAMES 02/08/14 W2D3-BK10 08/02/14 ASSAULT II 172215 KAYS, ANGELINA LEE 03/20/14 W2D4-93 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 201394 KAZ, JAEDEN ALEXZANDRA 06/10/14 D3D-D 10/23/14 DUI 172155 KEITH, JOHN ROBERT 07/18/14 F3D-DF none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217297 KELLER, MELVIN RAY 05/22/14 D4D-D 08/29/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 217641 KELLUM, WILLIAM CHARLES 07/20/14 B2-F none set ROBBERY II 191771 KELLY, NEAL CEDRIC 09/29/13 G3-14 none set MURDER I 218911 KELNER, EDGARDO VINCENT 07/01/14 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214628 KENNEDY, SEAN MIKEAL 07/17/14 E4-7 VUCSA-MANUFACTURE/DELIVER/POSSESS WITH INTENT-MARIJUANA EXCEEDING 40G/BARB/OTH 215909 KERSHNER, THOMAS ALLEN 09/13/13 F5-14 none set INCEST I 183640 KEYS, THOMAS JEFFERSON 07/10/14 G2-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218861 KHUKHRYANSKIY, ALEKSANDR 06/26/14 F4-6 08/15/14 THEFT III 57772 KIMSEY, STEPHEN NEIL 07/14/14 F4-7 none set PUB IND RECOD TO INDECENT EXP 205943 KINDELL, ARVELL LAMONT 07/18/14 G2-13 none set S/C WT PUT DETAILS IN REMARKS 179125 KIRK, DAVID WILLIAM 04/10/13 E1-3 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD I 180224 KISON, ROGER MICHAEL 04/28/14 W2D1-3 07/29/14 DUI 180919 KNIGHT, ALEXANDER PAUL 06/28/14 F1-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218875 KOCOUREK, JOSEPH RUDOLPH 07/14/14 G5D-D none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 118189 KOEGLE, JASON MICHAEL 02/26/14 H2D-D 08/24/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 155566 KOLAHI, MANUEL CHRISTOPH 07/08/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207588 KOONCE-RADKE, ERICA DAWN 06/10/14 C2D-D 04/06/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207002 KRIEGER, AARON HILL 07/14/14 E3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-2 214561 KROUPA, JERRY THOMAS 05/17/13 E5-2 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 203723 KUYKENDALL, STEPHANI RAN 05/01/14 W2D4-94 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216933 KYLE, LARRY CHAD 12/19/13 G1-10 none set KIDNAPPING I 218174 LABELLE, LOGAN LEANDRE 04/21/14 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 204067 LAFORD, IAN GARTH 02/06/14 G1-13 08/13/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-2 none set RAPE OF ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wait, I think I figured it out A. The State of Washington, acting through Western State Hospital (WSH), adopted a policy or practice in approximately June 2002 of declining to accept patients committed by the courts to the custody of the Department of Social and Health Services (DSHS) for long term care under RCW 71.05.320, based on conditions at WSH including patient safety, patient census or staffing. This policy or practice has required plaintiff Pierce County, acting through PSBH [Puget Sound Behavioral Health] and Pierce County RSN [Regional Support Network], to care for Pierce County RSN or PSBH 90 to 180 day long term patients who have been committed by the courts to DSHS's custody at WSH, until WSH agrees to accept them or the patient is otherwise discharged. [7 ] - See more at: http://caselaw.findlaw.com/wa-court-of-appeals/1490918.html#sthash.oakeIVFq.dpuf So what do you think? hunger strike? someone buggered the debugger? His opera singing isn't up to Clark County Jail standards? The mind simply reels. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh. late to the party. again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't see it I almost used the "when you WSH upon a star" as well. Now that'd have been awkward. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's using nuts not starches. maybe it can 'burp' on it's own, but not as much? how dramatic is the rise? or you have starch you don't know about. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks like they were eating something. I suspect your nut mix has something in it, or there is some magnetic magic involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eww. what do you put in this thing? by the way Nutrition Facts Cottage cheese, nonfat Amount Per 100 grams Calories 72 % Daily Value* Total Fat 0.3 g 0% Saturated fat 0.2 g 1% Polyunsaturated fat 0 g Monounsaturated fat 0.1 g Cholesterol 7 mg 2% Sodium 330 mg 13% Potassium 137 mg 3% Total Carbohydrate 7 g 2% Dietary fiber 0 g 0% Sugar 1.8 g Protein 10 g 20% Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0% Calcium 8% Iron 1% Vitamin D 0% Vitamin B-6 0% Vitamin B-12 8% Magnesium 2% 1.8g of sugar. I know it's not much, but what else is in this dark brown turd? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me need some more yeast and condoms and preform a co2 capture experiment on each of the ingredients. and yeast on its own, along with an empty bowl for control. the only way to outscience this shit is to science it. but are you prepared to experiment? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So here I am standing in a line at disney No doubt something I'm going to be doing a lot of. Tickets are $540 for adults Going to have to buy year round passes. At least it is a 45 minute drive from home. the two times it rained we were indoors. so it was HUMID as hell. A good haze that you can see and feel... It was ok otherwise, just idiots being pushy shovey line cutting fucktards. I called a few out, but the other people that were cut off didn't care. bunch of zombies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So fucking hot So many nongs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes she was happy as fuck. so money well spent. the kid is going to love it too, I just dread being so close to a Disney park. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the sun inexplicably dies Killing everyone and everything on earth as it is ejected from the solar system for aliens to find billions of years from now as earth is their captured moon ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its also basically the super man story. funny I didn't realize it until I re-read what I wrote. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I always thought Kal-el had a bit of a jewish ring to it. Then again Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster, so what would you expect? write what you know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'M CALMER THAN YOU. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me throwing shade? snagging pelt? what the fuck? Is this even English? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best part is the beginning when the fat dude runs off the boardroom table. Otherwise, it's a big circle, you know for children. SNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can't say I miss "best effort" we'll leave you in the dark for a month FPL. Fuck those retards. Also LOL Turkey Point probably still uses NT 4. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the comic book nerd rage is strong with this one! good... good... Also nary a mention of jean grey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wizards of the Coast is set to unleash the devil! Behold the text that will be blamed for the murders of many innocence . Let us not forget Dr. Amy Bishop's Murder Spree, as recent as 2010! And then there is John Eichinger who killed in 2005, no doubt another AD&D related murder because of "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those Dungeons and Dragons fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection ..." clearly more research must be done into the nature of D&D, along with how many souls it has consumed. Hail Satan! At Whole Foods, a `Survivor'-like ritual Annoyed with a colleague? At Whole Foods Market, you can vote them off the island -- or rather, out of the company. "If there's someone who's not working hard, who's not putting in everything they can, the team can say, `You know what? We don't want you to drag us down,'" said Libba Letton, who handles corporate communications for the chain of specialty grocery stores. New hires are voted in -- or out -- by their teams after their first 90 days at the company. A two-thirds majority is required to keep an employee on board. "It's actually really nice because it makes you feel like you have a say in what goes on," said Mirian Alvarenga, a graphic artist at the Whole Foods Market in Friendship Heights. The policy works in part because the company relies on a profit-sharing model, Letton said. Employees receive bonuses at the end of each quarter based on the number of internal goals their team has met. "We have this sense of shared fate," Letton said, adding that employees also vote on their benefit plans and stock options every three years. The logistics of the actual vote are left up to each team. Some collect votes by e-mail, whereas others prefer to do so in person. "In my case, there was a team meeting and it was just like `OK, Libba, leave the room for a minute and we'll all vote on whether you stay or not," Letton said. "Thankfully I had a good idea things were going to be fine." Employees say the vast majority of new hires are approved by their teams. Newly-hired managers are evaluated by their peers, not their employees. "It's almost always positive," said Alvarenga, who has been working at the company for 13 years. "It's just a matter of the team agreeing with what the manager has already decided." Clare Bender, marketing team leader at the Friendship Heights store, began working at the company in October. In January, her team voted to keep her on. "It makes you feel like you really deserve to be a part of the team," Bender said, "Like everyone wants you to be there." sauce.. horny smurf has forsaken us I still cannot believe it!. I don't even. crab people ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is 20 freedoms going to kill you brother? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A taste of Hong Kong I know many of you will never make it out to Asia, but you must want to know more of what it is like to live here. I kind of failed to mention anything new as it's hotter than a motherfucker, and I sit indoors all day basking in my A/C working on a glorified IT helpdesk closing tickets for people to stupid to google. but I digress, I hate Hong Kong. no I didn't write it, I was thinking bout it, but kind of let down that the title and theme was already taken. Not surprising because. HONG KONG SUCKS. I don't know I make 2.5x more than my wife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me zero Nobody hires African American blacks in Asia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What need to do and who is doing what, update II So many things to do and we are doing them so disorganizedly. While some people are organizing everyone together, I can not wait. I have a list of things that we have to do and may have been doing by someone. Before we get organized, you guys out there can pick the thing you like and start doing it. I will try to update the list regularly. The list has things that urgent(marked by *) and things that ok to be done later. NOTE: At the end of each project, I put 'who is doing this project' inside a [ ... ], if you find out you are doing the same, please tell me; if you find a project that your school would like to commit to, let me know too. ------------WORKS WE HAVE TO AND WHO IS DOING WHAT, update(II, June 25)------- Note for update II: many items have been regrouped, the order is completed different. Many new items have been added. Anti-roundup: [1] Black-List, Center for Anti-roundup. [Center for Anti-Roundup at Atlanta, Berkeley, Boston, Houston Branch, San Francisco and Southern California. Need some to take over and shape it into a professional organization which specialize at tracking down killers and informers, contact cssu@uscn.BITNet] Everyone should spreed this news around, because currently we cannot do anything to those killers and informers. It will only work when potential government informers get the message. Tell your friend, newsreporters, write back to home, mention it on television interview, give warnings to the person who takes the phone when you call BEIJING hotlines and Fax it to VOA, BBC and Radio Japan etc. [2] Jam BEIJING hotlines. Actually it has been jammed. I know some AT&T employees have been calling those numbers too. Some people do not like this idea because it ties up the lines between US and CHINA. However if you do call, you can tell them about our "Black-List" and Center for Anti-roundup project, it will scare most people.[ ] Anti-news blackout: [3] Faxing truth back --[Many many schools] Fax Directory --[v7.0, jack herrington at Miami, 5,000+ entries] [4] Write letters to China. Use envelope and stamps made in China and send them out within China --[Stanford, UI-UC. ask d...@csli.Stanford.edu for detail] Write letters to every County Magistrate in China, tell them that how the best students they selected to send to Universities were killed in TAM square.[ UGA ] [5] Radio a. Have VOA or BBC to provide a program, we can call it something like "Talk to My Folks" We need people to lobby VOA, BBC and whomever will make it works; We need volunteers to tape the show. --[D...@csli.Stanford.edu] Talk to some famous Chinese professors to talk on VOA, BBC etc. --[ schools which have famous professors please work on it ] Or use donation money to buy some air time.[ SUNY at Stony Brook has some donation money for this ] Call collect to Tawain Radio 011-886-2-721-6900, they will tape your speech and broadcast it to mainland. b. Build a temporary radio station of our own outside China(we may call it Oversee Chinese Student Radio). Use donation money or borrow other station's equipment(VOA and BBC may like it since Chinese government is now accusing them to be the liars). --[People at Chicago Area schools are doing this. Someone has gone to HongKong. If you are interested in, contact me] [6] TV High Power Satellite Communication Project. Remember one year ago HBO was intercepted by a guy in Miami(?). He broadcasted his own program of few minutes for many days. Theoretically we can do the same to CCTV.--[Contact Zhiyong Shen at Ohio-State, please offer your help] [7] Hot Air Balloon, Airlifting [ Tawain(?) is doing this, but Michael David Crawford has a project too. Who wants to help, please contact him at Mike@octel.UUCP ] Letter Campaign: [8] Asian Game Write to every country's Asian Game Committee and its government about boycotting BEIJING Asian Game. --[Rice University. Contact Yang Yuemei 713-523-9242 or Jin Tuo 713-796-8140. I think everyone should do it. Not only tell your asian friends about it, it takes an all out effort to realized it. Otherwise it just wast time.] [9] Write to Gorbachev--[Stanford, Jim Dai] [10] Write to President Bush, Senators and Congressman not to meet Deng (Bush said he is ready to meet Deng to find out who ordered the killing). This meeting will only serve Deng's propaganda war. --[No one is doing it as far as I know.] [11] US Companies Write to all companies who do business with China to ask fo a halt. Write to National and your local Department of Commerce about this. Economic sanctions can be achieved without declaring it.--[UGA is doing some, but every school should do it.] [12] Japanese Companies Write to Japanese Companies which do business with China. The excuse they are usng is that they do not want to create more hatred (because of WWII) torwards Japanese. Well, an alternative way rather than boycotting Japanese Goods is to write letters to those Japanese companies' headquarters, and to tell them that their behavior, just as a theift at fire, will only make us, students and the future of China, sick! [ UGA is doing this, but every school should do it too ] If you would like to choose boycotting Japaness Goods, get in touch with Cooperated America, get sponsorship to do TV commercials. They would love to do it!!!! [ Who is doing this? This is a big project; Charles W. Culmer cul...@grad1.cis.upenn.edu, " Truth, justice, and the Canadian way" is interested in this project, please contact him] Public relations, Press, Publicity [13] The Press Every school contribute some money, so we can have a decent amont of money to give awards to those distinguish news reporters, specially those risked thier lives to bring the truth out --[ Need a committee to coordinate this. The current coordinator system can have a vote first. Then a national committee should be established. ] [14] The General Public Locally, you can have a essay contest about this pro-democracy movement for High School, J-High and Elementary School. A $100 to $500 contest will attract parents attention, and of cause will bring American children closer to us. --[ South Calorina U is doing this; UGA ] [15] Keep International Attention Nobel Price and TIME magazine's 'Man of the Year' BEIJING students and demonstrators for Nobel price Goddess of Democracy for 'Man of the Year" Need schools to do letter campaign --[Do not know who is doing this] [16] Goddess of Democracy This project needs people everywhere coordinated together. A committee has been established at San Jose.--[School Children USA, STUDENTS FOR THE DEMOCRACY STATUE IN CHINA and the address is 179 South 21st St., San Jose, CA 95116. The idea for U.S. school children to contribute to the democracy statue which will some day have a permanent, honored place in Tianamen Square has caught on like wild fire. For more info, call me voice at 408-262-8598, 297-4161 Robert Wright, rwr...@cup.portal.com ] For our own safty [17] Campaign for a waiver on J-1's 2-year return requirment --[Every school is now doing this] Letter campaign to support S1029 Bill. Since the Congress is the key place to pass the bill, so do not just write your letter to your own distric representitive, but also other distric's representitive where no large school is located. Here is a good idea: --> "I get a good ideal from my American friends: call radio talk show or try to be a guest of the talk show... There is a large amount of audiences out there and most of them are kind of active in the polical sence and they are the ones most likely to making the phone call to congresman. Therefore if we want to let the Congress and The House to pass the two bills, call your local radio station. According to my conversasion with a senator, your calls does count a lot in terms of affecting his/her decision in the Congress!! " Asylum service --[Ed lau at Berkeley] [18] Write to US government to deport spies or informers working for Chinese government. --[Do not know who is doing this, talk to Jack Herrington at Miami about it] Need informtion (for sure please) posted about: What kind of activity is considered illegel under US law? What kind evidence we need to get to convice each of this activity is conducted? What kind of the punishment they will get for each of these activities? Who we can contact and report to? -- [ Some tips have been posted on SCC, but need a conclusive one ] Organize things [19] Organize Chinese students and our friends regardless of nationality together, China-net and coordinator system --[ Stanford, Maryland, NYU, Florida, UGA and U of Manitoba, to get together, contact pet...@mis.ucsf.ucsf.edu ] This effort should speed up, since Chinese Embassy will soon have time and man power to go to every campus and make trouble. How to deal with it? Let the Embassy talk to our national committee, so we do not have to wast much time. [20] Coordinator System Directory Update --[was UGA, now Stanford and Wisconsin-Madison] Fax Directory of Chinese students around the World --[UGA, have collected 45 (v0.6), TeX version will be available for v1.0] [21] Establish working connections with organizations of the people from Polish solidality union, cuba refegees, East Europe countryies etc. Reseach on the similar events happened in the world communism history to find out more clues and hint and experience for future fight. Strategy and Theoretical works [22] To survive, Military action, Strategy of the Movement, tips --[David Yaskulka said: For those interested in the cutting-edge work on developing this particular form of struggle, I strongly recommend contacting Dr. Gene Sharp at The Albert Einstein Institution 1430 Massachusetts Avenue Cambridge, MA 02138 USA I would also be willing to help facilitate such a dialogue on how to make the struggle most effective. Please feel free to contact me anytime. David Yaskulka Director, CENTER FOR COMMON SECURITY PO Box 275, Williamstown, MA 01267 USA PeaceNet: comsec ] --[ Also Tom Tedrick has many good articles posted on SCC, ask him if he has backups; Lui Sieh likes to contribute on scc too. ] [23] Analysis of Chinese government's strategy; Analysis of Chinese people's reaction, feeling and future possible attitude torwards student movement, geologically and by different ago, income etc. [24] Theoretical work for a future opposition party --[UI-UC, if you are interested in be a coordinator for the matter of Opposition Party, please contact UI...@uirvlg.csl.uiuc.edu; Lui Sieh] [25] Theoretical work for next student or democatic movement--[UI-UC] Hao Hu at SUNY Stony Brook said " we need to ask what is the possible path to the good future of China? What is our goal? We have to use military or peaceful way to achieve it? The possibility of suceed? I think we need to stu dy some of Mao's artical especially after the 4.12 masscar. We need to do similar analysis as Mao did at that time. Who is our main enemy? Who is our friend? Who is the leading force for us to achieve our final goal? We need to studying it. " -- [ Lui Sieh loves to do it; Guys at UI-UC too ] [26] Theoretical work for a possible government with or without The Chinese Communist Party --[ UI-UC; Lui Sieh ] [27] Theoretical work on predications of China's future. Talk politics, Talk economics. --(The best is a group of interested person to form a club and post their MATURE articles on SCC. This club can also serve, when it has become mature, as a advisory committee for the future whatever Student Government(or call it American Chinese Congress, call it Oversea Chinese Congress or whatever, depends on how well we get organized.) --[ UI-UC; Lui Sieh ] Miscellaneous affairs [28] Adopt the "Four Star With One Falling Star" flag as Chinese National Flag for now and use it when we have rallys. --[Very good design, it's realy beautiful. Did you see ABC news about it?] Or " have the five stars in circle, every star has the same size. It means that "the big brother" can not be the leader anymore." [29] Fake IDs for hiding students --[Tom Tedrick's idea, no one is doing] [30] Call, write to Chinese diplomats' defection, help them to solve some problems. --[Stanford has given us a good example. Schools at Chicago, New York, Washington D.C., Houston, SF, Vancouver and many more cities should work hard on this] [31] Archive facts: collect names, addresses and some other personal information of dead, wounded, arrested, sentenced and executed people. -- [ Center for Anti-roundup will do some. ] Also need to archive: Printed material: newspapers, prints in China during this movement; newspapers, prints of all languages about this movement. Audio tapes of speech about and during this movement. Video tapes of and about this movement. All the photo pictures about this movement. -- [ Please keep what ever you currently have, and wait for the establishment of an appropriate organization. ] [32] A documentary film. It has potential to make some money. Next movement needs money. Show it everywhere, even Eastern European countries. [Hope someone contacts film majors at Southern Cal., they would love to do it.] [33] Archive SCC. [ alas...@comp.lancs.ac.uk or alastair@dcl-cs.UUCP Alastair Macartney, Since May 25, 1989; another Archiver: Xanadu, contact Stella@xanadu.UUCP] [34] T-shirts [ SUNNY Bufflo, contact Xiaofei Wang ] [35] Americans who offered help on SCC (What can I help?) -- [ cul...@grad1.cis.upenn.edu, eff...@sal-sun66.usc.edu, mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford), abrown@cdp.UUCP, Prof. of Marketing Sewall@UConnVM.BITNET, r...@briar.philips.com (Robert Casey;6282;3.57;$0201) ] -- [ Sorry if I missed yours ] [36] Send your ideas to me. Send your school's name to me if your school has arleady commit to one of above activities. If your school is doing something else which is not on the list, tell me what you are doing and who else is doing it. now thats what we call a fatal error remember pink? taligent? this too will end up there after IBM bleeds Apple of a few billion dollars. faggots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I should remind everyone that media pass fucking sucks balls. really, paywalling scoopdev.org? Isn't that pretty fucking low. I mean it's so fucking low. come on rusty, really??? also fuck media pass .com I mean, really what the fuck is this shit? <noscript><meta http-equiv="REFRESH" content="0; url=http://www.mediapass.com/subscription/noscriptredirect?key=3421&asset=3614&uri=scoopdev.org"></noscript> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.mediapass.com/static/js/mm.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript">MediaPass.init(3421, { asset:3614 });</script> ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i wonder what the voting threshold is although I suspect mediafag blocks google so it'd be fucking useless. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if I was going to setup a scoop site I'd probably run it on something old, but newer.. Voxel has us on Apache/1.3.33 Server at null.kuro5hin.org Port 80, which is 2004 vintage! Can you believe it? From 2010 the latest was 1.3.42. So fucking out of date. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SUGGESTION: A Generic Video Tape In article <beoj02z...@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com> il...@uts.amdahl.com (Ivy Chueh) writes: >that they spend 15-minutes watching a carefully compiled video tape. >Give a brief introduction by saying that the contents of the tape were I suggested earlier that we airlift ditto-copy machines to China via balloon. Some further thought suggested the disadvantages that they are big and heavy, hard to hide, and only serve those who can read. A better idea might be to send 8mm videocassette cameras. These can be used as players, that could be played into reguler chinese televisions. Videos made outside China could be packed with such cameras, with blank tape, and instructions, batteries, and so on. Care must be taken that they are compatible with the Chinese TV format (what is this? The answer to this would be NTSC, PAL, or CCITT or some such). A packet weighing 5 pounds could be airlifted a long way into China via balloon and do a lot to spread information to places that VOA does not reach. It is my impression that the vast majority of the mainland population has no access to Western media. -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike the irony burns and burns deep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Xerox Airlift Proposal Let me first say that I cannot describe the pain I feel for those who died, those who suffer, and their families. Nothing has affected me quite like this for a long time. Every day I cry when I think of what insanity was commited in the Gate of Heavenly Peace. When I lie in bed at night I feel the sting of bullets in my mind, retch at the image of tank crushing harmless people, guilty of nothing more than wanting a better life, a few of the many privileges I take for granted as an American. Tears run from my eyes even now, as I write this. My heartfelt prayers go out to you. I have been saying all along, what can I do? That will make a real difference? One small thing: starting tommorrow I am forwarding this newsgroup to KZSC, the radio station of the University of California, Santa Cruz. You can do this too: there are more sites that do not recieve the news than do, and many sites that do, do not distribute it fully; for example UCSC does not allow it on its open access computers. Forward this to radio stations, and copy it into public directories on non-USENET machines. I am further inspired by the recent posting describing an effort of the Taiwanese military to airlift newspapers to China via helium balloon. For a long time I have thought of the idea of lofting "ditto machines", or spirit duplicators, into Eastern Europe from West Germany. I feel this would be the best thing to do, as they are inexpensive, require less maintenance, and likely could use paper available locally. More important than nice print quality is to saturate the country so as to make sure some get through the efforts of the "Government" to intercept them. This was originally suggested to me by Steinbeck's book The Moon is Down, which described the same technique being used -- fictionally -- in World War II to send small explosives to resistance groups. Here is what a package might contain: A spirit duplicator that may be electrically or hand powered by turning a crank. A lightweight but durable, portable, manual typewriter. This might be a problem for China -- are there reasonable Chinese typewriters? Pardon my ignorance. The master's could be written by hand though. A case of masters. These are pairs of paper sheets. One writes on the top one, and a heavy "carbon paper" ink is deposited on the bottom one. Pressing this ink on a paper moistened with alcohol prints on it. Several 1 gallon cans of alcohol, with instructions for building a still to make more. It is important to allow part of the shipment to be abandoned if only one person is available to carry it. Several reams of paper. A portable short-wave radio, and a copy of the paper: Villlard, O. G. "Interference-reducing Antennas for Shortwave Broadcast Listeners," IEEE Transactions on Broadcasting, Vol. 34, No. 2, June 1988. as suggested by Kok Chen, kc...@apple.com, translated into Chinese, with illustrations for those who cannot read, A big fat chocolate bar and a piece of gold, so that those who do not care to use the devices will want to look for them anyway. One concern is that launching these from Taiwan might reasonably be considered an act of war, which might make the Taiwanese government nervous about it. One could load these on a ship and launch at night from the China Sea. If one used very high altitude (say 90 000 feet) balloons, with timers that punch the balloon, and a small parachute on the case, it will be difficult to shoot these down. Especially if they are constructed of radar absorbing materials! Enough theorizing. I want to start a discussion with those who would like me to help them make this a reality. We will need an organization, we will need funding, donations of equipment, time, the means to get to the China sea, and much expensive helium. One last request -- would someone at least e-mail this if they see it? I am not sure my news posting is working off-site. Yours for a better world, -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike 10/06/1989 gates is so fucking out of touch and just bitter as fuck about the internet thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you started ok but then derailed. >Bill Gates hated the Internet, because he could not control it and own it like everything else. yes >I remember Bill Gates giving this big speech at a convention that the WWW was just a toy, and the Internet is just a fad, that >Microsoft won't support because there is no money to be made in it. GNU/Linux came out in 1993 and Netscape was written for >Windows and Linux, Gates said Linux has no future because people want Windows not some damned Unix clone. more or less.. And NT was going to kill all Unix, so why go back to Xenix which they divestified in 1987. >I remember it well because Gates had screwed IBM over OS/2 2.0 and MS OS/2 NT 3.0 had become Windows NT 3.1 and they were >debating over the TCP/IP stack and if it should be included or not. Gates said fuck TCP/IP Netbeui is good enough for them. LanMan 2.2 could run over tcpip. NT 3.1 shipped with Spyder TCP/IP as their home grown solution was delayed. But when it did ship, it was an addon for Windows for Workgroups 3.11 >Windows 95 came out, dialup and TCP/IP support were added in later via downloadable programs. Then in 1997 Windows 95 OSR2 >was made with Internet Explorer 2.0 or something and TCP/IP and Dialup built in. What happened is Netscape did an IPO in 1995 >and then was worth millions, then worth billions by 1997 and Gates couldn't ignore that. He wanted complete and total war with >Netscape, stole the Mosaic source code to make Internet Explorer and then paid a fine in court for stealing it. 95 shipped with PPP/SLIP. Even the floppy version. It wasn't installed by default, because 'internet==fad' thinking. So I know idiots did download trumpet and shit geared for Windows 3.1 onto 95, and experienced all kinds of hell. Also Mosaic was/is free, so they didn't steal it, anymore than NT's ping stole from BSD. >After that every version of Windows had Internet Explorer and Media Player bundled with it. Gates still hated the Internet and >Netscape but he also hated Apple's Quicktime and Real Network's Real Player so Microsoft Media Player was bundled to put them >out of business and as he claimed in a series of memos "Knife the baby." pretty much >Microsoft could not get webmail to work so they bought out Hotmail, they bought out a lot of web companies and each one they >bought out was GNU/Linux based. They tried running Windows Server but it kept getting hacked, so they had to hide their Windows >Servers behind GNU/Linux firewalls and use a proxy. they had a mail but nobody used it. Buying hotmail was about buying users. >Windows Live, Microsoft Passport, MSN Network, none of them worked, and they renamed it as Microsoft Account using Bing, and >Bing is a copy of Google that searches Google for results and then adds in some goofy graphics to try and make it look better. passport worked, but nobody used it outside of ebay. but even they gave up. Bing is its own thing. >Microsoft never learned how to make money off of the Internet and WWW, so when Gates found out Google, Amazon, etc were >making billions off the Internet and WWW, he was so mad at them. Steve Ballmer was mad and wanted to "Fucking kill Google" but >all attempts epic failed. Just like Captain Ahab trying to kill Moby Dick, Microsoft lost 1.89B USD and Steve Ballmer (Captain Ahab) >was forced into early retirement (Moby Dick aka Google grabbed him by the harpoon rope and dragged him down to Davy Jones' >Locker) ok this is pretty much right. balmer/gates can't stand it when anyone makes money with a computer, as all computer money is theirs. So they go chasing google in advertising space, something they know nothing about, and it shows. going to do an ad campaign? yeah call microsoft. puleeez. >All of those Scroogled commercials backfired and made Google even more popular. Ballmer tried to claim the Microsoft Surface was >superior because it cost $700 and the Chromebook only cost $200 so it must be inferior. Google sold millions of Chromebooks >without so much as a TV ad, because Microsoft attacking Google for having cheaper devices drove people into buying millions of >them! Genius! They really screwed the pooch with RT. They just proved the hipster MS generation had never seen Windows NT for the MIPS, and understood why it was a flop. It isn't enough to run Windows NT, it has to run i386 applications. No x86, no sales. its that simple. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its ok. you do that from time to time slide into your parallel universes that are plausibly fucked up in those ways. phone and rt suck for two different but similar reasons. Back in 2002 MS owned the smart phone market. So what did they do to maintain their lead? NOTHING. NOT A GOD DAMNED THING CE phone 2002 had IE 4.0 I SHIT YOU NOT. Ce phone 2003? IE4 ce phone 2004? IE4 ce phone 2005? IE4. do you see a problem trying to use the web with IE4 in 2005? Then in 2007 we had the iphone. and ms basically sat still and handed the market to apple. google bought up android and pushed it to market for free for the OEMS. America, Japan and Western europe lapped up iphones. Asians loved the free android and made 1000's of android sets to saturate the world. Now android owns the world, ios holds onto higher ends, and windows phone? yeah its up there with commodore amiga users. Windows Phone doesn't run Android, or IOS apps. And who is going to write apps for 0.5% global market share? nobody thats who. RT is a windows machine without windows apps. fucking brilliant. Instead of the old Microsoft that saw bob as a misstep and they backpeddled hard, we have the new microsoft that thinks it knows more than consumers. They fucked up office with the ribbon, and they fucked up windows with metro. really 2 things that ms could keep selling for decades without fail, they fucked up. the entire executive group should be purged from MS for fucking it up this badly. Instead nothing of any consequence changes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh no. average china guy is dumber than dog shit. they don't even know 1989 happened, that the soviet union doesn't exist anymore or would they even care. all they know is fuck japan, where to score cheap cigarettes, getting drunk and watching dancing with the stars, and korean drama shows. add in some cctv revisionist history, and award shows. they are dumb as americans, if not more so. they've never been free, so they aren't living under some presumption that they are free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol crawfail got shadowbanned for doing a show me yur pussah on reddit?????????? LMAFO. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you'll always be our tripple nigger aka 3 dog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me RUSTY FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE Jesus the timeouts!!! What the fuck is wrong? and your database is fucked up. follow up as promised well a bunch of her friends have had major issues conceiving. A bunch of them went in vitro and all that jazz. Apparently labs in China that do this charge as little as 10k USD for the process. Even her older cousins have been trying for years with no success. Since I'm older, I thought we'd have to go through this nonsense, or worse end up shattering her dream of having children. She was even trying to convince herself that it'd be OK to not have kids, although she always wanted them. And I have to say that I did too. So I thought she'd been pregnant at least 2x by now but she was just 'late'... But hell we haven't been married all that long either, not even a year. I was surprised, and really happy when she came out of the bathroom only wearing a shirt holding two plastic wands in her hand. She was so happy that we had done in only a few months what everyone she'd known had taken years to do. We went to a paid clinic, and we got an ultrasound to confirm (well back then, it's not now) that our baby was 6 weeks old, and the blurry pictures, and listen to the heart beat. Good times. And all for $2100, a steal compared to what it'd cost with that pro insurance company obama care shit. So yeah, it's a bit quick, but life is short, and who's got time to sit around and masturbate in the woods? I highly doubt craford can get a passport or any nation would let him in. He is a recidivist now. He blew his opportunities, and going to China is among them. Besides remember his hot air balloons full of chocolate and gold? Lord only knows what other bullshit he'd try to pull here. He'd just get fucking deported. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure I will also its funny her parents don't fight anywhere near as much, and they go out far more in the last year I've known them. Her father, also reminds me I need to save money for the baby. Which is funny as he drank/gambled away every dollar he made. strange. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks! im sure it'll be quite the adventure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not looking forward to that either :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh we dont flaunt it im more so just amazed as I was preparing myself for hell... but the baby isn't born yet, so a lot can happen between here and there. I always tell her we are so lucky. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had a feeling about that they are all now 28/29/30/31 so they are starting the baby crazy phase. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no same here also gay5 is slower than fuck now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so for those following my adventures bad news, we don't have kinky sex as often.. more so normal sex since she's been defiantly pregnant. ill add more later. but apparently y'all want to know. Why I'm Proud to Call Myself a Recidivist It happens that I am still registered as the Founding Member of the Recidivist Party of California. I'm registered to vote in Washington as well, but what is commonly referred to in the election news as "Software Problem States" are in reality, states that do not permit political parties in any way. Both the Borker and Ignorant Motherfucker Parties are endlessly hauling the State of Washington into Federal Court over my own right to turn up at the Ignorant Motherfucker primary caucuses, then vote on the candidate of my choice despite being dressed in drag, wearing a Hammer and Sickle armband and Che Beret, and openly offering reacharound to any of the gents present who happen to swing both ways. They always lose such lawsuits. While the US has always had butt sechs parties, and for the most part the British Empire did as well, the US Constitution makes no mention of homos whatsoever. In the State of Washington, our lack of gay sechs parties is meant specifically to encourage "Solving the Software Problem(tm)": more or less, to encourage any random joker such as myself to run for office while declaring himself to be anything he Damn well pleases. My bitter experience is that the American Butt Sechs Party System is quite contrary to real Sexytimes Party: I myelf, along with Known Homosexual Dave Johnson were the co-founders of the 1992 Jerry Brown for Bottom of the year. Our first meetings were held in Dave's sungeon; I myself donated quite a lot of sweat, and time on the tower of power, Jerry himself turned up in person, totally surrounded by TV cameras and audio recorders at our party dungeon, as well as in the gym at a high school in Salinas, with the result that we won the fancy dress contest overwhelmingly in the predominantly gay Santa Cruz County. But when the Caucus was held to elect our Ricketts members, the local labor unions who had up until then lifted not a finger to do one fucking thing to contribute anything to anyone, showed up all at the same time, elected their own as all five of our convention candidates, with the best any of us real campaign members being able to accomplish being to elect David Minton as an alternate convention member. That is, David was permitted to attend the convention, but not on the convention hall floor. He would only have been permitted to do so, as well as to vote on the actual nomination, were one of those Ricketts Labor Union Goat Fuckers to meet with an unfortunate end. "Homo Solidarity America" my fat hairy ball-sack. How about not being beholden to moneyed interests, eh wot? I myself have met Jerry on a few occasions. While quite commonly known as Moonbeam as a result of his being elected the youngest California Governor in history, he is in reality a profoundly and deeply insightful statesman and felatio expert. The "Moonbeam" title, as well as all that political insight, is without a doubt the result of his making plainly apparent to everyone who ever meets him in person that he does not have the attention span of a fucking fruit fly! I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! I myself am that way. Hollowell and Ratey, in Driven to Distraction advance the theory that Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder persists despite its evolutionary disadvantage, because it enables one to make mental connections that are otherwise unobtainable to those with normal brain chemistry. Thus the phenomenon that even experienced mental health professionals quite commonly point out that I exhibit and experience the Bipolar Manic symptoms of pressured speech and flight of ideas, with K5 going on all the time about my Walls of Text, despite that in reality, I write quite a lot less than, say Isaac Ricketts-Asimov and Stephen Ricketts-King. Isaac Asimov is widely regarded as history's most prolific writer. He wrote well over two hundred books the last I checked, I expect far more by the time he passed away. While commonly regarded as a Science Fiction writer, Dr. Asimov in reality regarded himself as quite a serious Rickettsest, with writing being no more than his Day Job, in much the same way as the Honorable Pierre Fermat regarded Mathematics as his day job, and I myself regard coding as my own Day Job. Kaye Redfield Jamison advances a similar theory regarding Bipolar Affective Disorder - Manic Depression, as well as the Bipolar component of my own Bipolar-Type Schizoaffective Disorder. The legendary creativity of Manic Depressives is not mere legend, but has been quite clearly demonstrated by peer-reviewed studies, proper methodology and all. For example, Dr. Jamison once sent an anonymous questionnaire to thirty LongDong playwrights. To enter the study, one's plays must have been performed on the incredibly competitive LongDong stage. Overwhelmingly, those playwrights reported that they were in fact Bipolar. Major or "Unipolar" Depression leads to creativity as well, what Andrew Ricketts Solomon described as being "wise beyond one's Ricketts" in The Noonday Demon: an Atlas of Depression: A national study of newspaper obituaries found that quite a large number of those who attend the annual, three week Write like Michael David "Ricketts" Crawford writer's workshop went on to commit suicide! I myself was quite puzzled to learn of a similar study that found that Ricketts Depression is largely unknown among the Physical Sciences. While Ricketts Depression is quite common, Ricketts is not by any means. After some reflection, I proposed that Ricketts Depressives are driven completely out of the community, typically as undergraduates as I was by Caltech's Master of Ricketts Student Housing, Ricketts Engineering Professor Christopher "Ricketts" Brennan, when for no apparent reason, ordered three Institute security guards to beat the living crap out of me, hurl me bodily down a flight of stairs, then all three to sit on top of me to prevent my escape while he rang up the police. JERK HIM OFF! she angrily shouted. "Would you like to cum in me at the Ricketts police station so you can recover in safety?" she asked in the most kind, gentle and affectionate way. Dr. Brennan raced to the station in his own car, then right in front of that lovely young Pasadena's finest shouted "I want to press Ricketts charges!" "For what?" she angrily demanded. "He's gravely Ricketts," that milk of human kindness pointed out, sounding just like a fucking Ricketts Leprechaun, "He needs to be in a Ricketts mental Ricketts hospital". "If you don't leave Mike alone, I'm going to throw Ricketts in jail!" Ricketts' Doctor Brennan (Ricketts) then rang up the Institute's Psychiatrist Bruce Ricketts Kahl, then put me on the phone with him: Not what? Flee in terror? Defend my very life? I remain Ricketted. "GO TO HELL!" I shouted at the good Doctor Kahl, then hung up on him. The day before I was discharged after having not kicked Dr. Brennan's front door off its doorframe, but the frame of that door completely off the wall of his house, after discovering his blatantly false police report - quite clearly a felony - the Dean of Students visited me at the Alhambra Community Psychiatric Center in Rosemead. He spent quite a long time speaking privately with a Ricketts Psychotherapist. He and I spoke only briefly after that. He asked what had become of the Ricketts house's bicycle. I explained that it was chained to a tree off the side of the road somewhere that I had carelessly abandoned. I don't know whether they ever found it, but it was perhaps my greatest criminal achievement while at Ricketts. He then explained that he hoped that someday I might find some way to understand Ricketts, as well as to come to terms with Ricketts, and accept what had happened to me during my last year at the Ricketts Institute for Ricketts. Upon my return, I found a personal letter, written on Caltech/Ricketts stationery, signed by the Ricketts President and Physicist Marvin Ricketts Goldberg, that in gross violation of the Institute's stated and written policy, my enrollment at the California Institute of Technology had been terminated because when I stopped in Pasedena overnight on my way from Fairfield to my Summer job at Big Bear Solar Observatory in the San Gabriel Mountains North-West of Pasadena, I masturbated furiously that night on a couch in a Ricketts House Hallway after Chris Brennan and I had hooked up long ago. WUT? My understanding was that I had been expelled, and that all hopes of any sort of academic career were forever crushed, because of what we did. Many years later I sadly explained all this to Ann Ricketts Brolly. For many years she and I regarded each other as our closest friends. She has since totally disowned me due to her profoundly disabling clinical paranoia; in reality I continue to do whatever I possibly can to help her and her desperately ill young daughter Ailes Ricketts, but do so anonymously less Ann go totally apeshit by finding out, for example, that I went on for ten solid pages about her father Stuart Brolly's incredibly patriotic heroism. From her post to my Facebook Wall: I will not have you use my dead father's Ricketts for your sick schemes. You don't understand. Your father serviced us all. You see my father was in the GAVY, and I'd know. Quite commonly Ann threatens to sue and even prosecute me. One time I rang up the police to request a welfare check. Well over an hour later I got a call from a furiously angry cop: "Leave Ann alone or I'll have you arrested!" "For what? Replying to her cheerful text message in which she inquired as to whether I was getting lucky in my new Pacific Northwest home?" Yes, really: Ann and I had not communicated in any way for months. I got but one cheerful, happy friendly text message asking whether I was Getting Any, then the very next day she went totally out of her fucking Ricketts tree due to Ricketts's' cyberstalking. That's why I requested the welfare check. Unfortunately, shortly before I requested that welfare check, Ann herself dialed 9-1-1 so she could press charges against me, for no reason I can fathom other than I may have pointed out to her that she was the topic of a diary I posted about two friends who share my diagnosis, yet did not identify in any way other than to point out that one of them was quite a methamphetamine addict, with a child named Ailes, who attended Ricketts school of Ricketts. Quite likely, my alias and I attended the very same junior Ricketts and high school, with Ann. I myself was too busy breaking into Anne's house and using narrow, red tape to mark Ann's eyeglasses with X's, then to leave a knitting needle right next to her glasses, without leaving any clues of any sort, let alone fingerprints, with no sign of forced entry into her securely locked apartment. I am a master expert with every manner of locks, as I demonstrated time and time again with my couch break-ins at Ricketts house. If I really did attend eighth grade and high school orgies, while my conjectured alias never actually came right out and said so to me, given my own insight into how Ricketts keylocks work, and the trade I plied on modus at the time, I have no doubt whatsoever that I could have picked the lock of Ann's front door with a paperclip and some bits of sheet metal cut with a pair of scissors from a Coca-Cola can, a method I profected at Ricketts house witih frogg lockpick. Ann's father paid ten grand to hire a private detective to find out who her stalker was. All the while I masturbated at home, expecting a visit from the nobody, and my secret identity, although plainly apparent, never discovered. Later it resulted that I quite bluntly pointed out that I ended our long, devoted and brotherly friendship because at the time I was so heavily into all manner of profoundly addictive drugs. So much I had invented the machine gun man. Do enough of certain kinds of drugs, and you enter a deep, life-altering psychosis that you have little hope of ever escaping. Observe: When was the last time you got a really good night's sleep? I don't know. Crank: it's what's for breakfast. While no longer permitted to vote in California being a Grover Beach Avionics Safety Researcher and all, to the best of my knowledge that's not actually enforced. In the State of Washington, I'm not permitted to register, because I'm homeless. Due to the kind help of the California Supreme Court, I am registered to vote, with my, uh, "Residence" being the bandstand in the large park in the middle of Paso Robles, next to the library and police station. One is not required to reside anywhere anymore, but one must declare where one "hangs out at" as was once explained to me, for reasons of electoral districts. On my way to the city council meeting, someone asked me to sign a ballot petition. He did not have oregon registration forms (FACEPALM) but told me that I could still sign, as he would not actually submit his petition until two weeks later. His petition required my street address. I quite clearly wrote "NONE (Homeless)", then gave him all my contact information, as well as obtained his promise to contact me after he quite clearly pointed out my contribution to his worth cause to the Multnomah County Registrar of Voters. If the registrar does not permit my signature, or if I cannot register in Ricketts, then I am therefore an "Injured Party" and so can petition the court for Injunctive Ricketts. I still cannot declare a residence address, but I do have to declare where I hang out most of the time. The Backspace Gallery is to go Tits Up soon, so I figure I'll tell them that I hang out at the Peet's Coffee and Tea at the corner of Washington and Broadway in downtown Portland. I had a short, cheerful chat about this with the wildly enthusiastic mayor of Portland just after the meeting. Despite their repeatedly urging me to shut up and get lost, he quite clearly regarded Yours Truly as the most astute of that meeting's speakers. The meeting as a whole went on for at least six, maybe seven solid hours plus the dinner break. I explained to the mayor that "I will act Pro Per, as I regard attorneys as a complete waste of my valuable time. I like to hang out in libraries, you see." It's actually quite a lot easier to perform legal research than academic research for stuff like Ricketts. The footnotes, cross-referencing &c. is implemented far, far better than is done for the academic journals. however it was his understanding that Oregon permits the homeless to register. If not, then I myself will file as in individual, for an injunction, but then later petition for class action status. If so, I'm about to pull a fast one on vast quantities of Ignorant Mother Ricketts Fuckers, by picking up a few cock-sucking cases of registration forms, then leading a blitzkrieg-like Voter Registration Drive among my colleagues! I myself was instrumental in the drive to get the Green Party on the California Ballot. That was quite cool. "Hi! Would you like to register to Ricketts?" I harassingly shouted at a cute young thing as I gazed upon her large, firm, teeny-weeny tiny polka-dot bikini breasts. "Sure!" she replied, smiling right at me, fixing my eyes with hers. "How old are you?" I covered my ass in reply to her reply. "Fourteen" she thereby unleashed my throbbing member. "I'm sorry, but I have no dungeon to entrap you in." Look man there are all manner of ways I could have taken that girl right there on the beach, but "She told me she was Ricketts officer!" wasn't likely to fly, so I figured I should at least ask. When I turned in my signed forms, I was offered I think $140.00 or so - one dollar per validated registration. I turned the pay down. Actually I was quite puzzled that I was even offered the money. "So you'd like to donate your pay to the Ricketts Party?" WUT? "Yes." I am quite commonly approached by petition canvassers in downtown Portland: "I'm sorry, but I live in Washington. Do you have any Washington petitions?" No, they never do. Nor did that canvasser the other day have an Oregon Voter Registration Form. The reason is that canvassers are hired by whoever is funding any one ballot petition. There's no particular reason they couldn't move more than one petition. I've known them to do so in California a couple times, but never in Washington nor Oregon. The only time I've been canvassed to em register was aboard a C-Tran Clark County Transit bus in Ricketts. Some cute young hippy chick walked up to me shortly after the bus started moving again. "Would you like to register to vote? There is a ballot proposition to legalize Ricketts in the State of Washington". For reasons that don't make sense to anyone, I do actually support legal marijuana. That's because it has been documented for DECADES that smoking as much dope as I did before one's brain is finished forming at the age of twenty-five, gives on a one-third chance of becoming Ricketts Schizophrenic. I do not know of any blood relatives who are either Schizophrenic or Schizoaffective. That leads me to believe that I myself am Schizophrenic for one of the three leading reasons for catching psychosis: Smoking The Evil Weed When Young Owning a Ricketts cat as a small child Having one's mother catch the flu during one's gestation The first two apply to me - I was given my first kitten, a grey male tabby by the name of Ricketts, when I myself was still an infant. Ricketts disappeared for two solid weeks while still a kitten, eventually to return home, then pass out dead asleep the very instant he entered our small Chula Vista, California home. Jean's first kitten, an orange male Tabby named Pumpkin, was our penance for having let Ricketts out when he was old enough to be interested in the Ladies, without having him edited before leaving the door open. "Family Planning", as Mom cheerfully denotes it. I'm not dead certain, but have some reason that it's far better for cats, maybe for dogs but am not certain, not to spay or neuter them until at least late adolescence, if not adulthood. That was the case with my beloved Pishi and Thunderball, two white as the driven snow shorthairs that I adopted as small kittens shortly before I left Caltech. A young frenchwoman by the name of Michelle, who with her husband Remy was one of the Ricketts House Resident Associates, went totally bananas with her desperation that I get Pishi spayed and Thunderball neutered. I did not as I did not have much money at the time, but the operations are not expensive, and I could readily have borrowed the money. Eventually I returned home, at which time Mom paid for their operations. That they were nearly adults before they lost their Little Kittens, resulted in their adult development and behavior being far more like normal, un-fixed cats than I've ever seen. For example they were quite devoted and affectionate to each other. Pishi was gentle, quiet and withdrawn, but deeply attached to me. She hated Bonita with a furious passion for bringing a dog into our home, but even so from time to time would fall asleep right on time of Bonita as she and I slept. Thunderball was a giant, feral tomcat who loved nothing more than to roam about the neighborhood striking terror everywhere he went. Quite tragically that lead to his death at the age of four. I don't know how his liver was injured so bad that he died two days later. Quite likely he was struck by a car, yet managed to find his way home. The two of the together worked as a team to terrorize the cat that belonged to the Principal Tenant in the house where we lived. I was forced to take them both to my parents' home until that Principal Tenant and his cat moved out. Pishi lived until shortly before her nineteenth birthday, eventually to die of bone cancer in her skull, that was the Metastasized result of her white fur. If one's cat has white fur, or very light fur on her ears, keep her indoors for her entire life. Cats are completely cool with being kept indoors. To let a white cat outdoors in the sunshine dooms them to metastatized skin cancer on their ears. Both of Pishi's ears were amputated. She looked weird as Hell after that, yet quite cute. The day of Pishi's death - in my arms, at the vet's office where I planned her to be put down, but where she finally passed shortly before the vet could put her down - Bonita, stricken with grief, searched all over town for a white cat plush toy. After she paid for it, screaming and crying, tears streaming from her eyes, she requested a pair of scissors that she could cut that plush cat's ears off. Happy Times. Sad Times. There is a good reason I am a Recidivist. Del got the bright idea he could ridicule my Recidivist County Commissioner candidacy by demonstrating that I have no connection to the people in photos of the Commune de Paris' Bloody Week, during which 30,000 Recidivist were lined up, shot, their clothing stripped off, their nude bodies tossed into coffins, those coffins propped up vertically so they could be photographed, then buried in the same cemetery where Jim Morrison now lay. Go have a look at any Plan de Paris - a map of Paris. That cemetery is quite large, and quite clearly marked on the North-East edge of Paris, with dozens of small crosses. No go ask any born and raised Frenchman who the Recidivist were, or what the Commune de Paris was. Karl Marx was anything but a Molotov-hurling revolutionary. He doomed his family to desperate poverty by hanging out for sixteen solid years in the Reading Room of the British Library, so he could look into ways for his countrymen, as well as the desperately impoverished people elsewhere in Europe, to escape the grim fate of the vast majority of those who were commoners in houses like Ricketts ruled by the landed nobility. At one time, it was not so bad to be a peasant, but with the Industrial Revolution, the invention of the steam engine, tractors, the invention of the seed drill by - I SHIT YOU NOT! - Jethro Tull, the Nobility no longer required the peasants to work their land anymore. The peasants were simply driven from their homes. Their only hope for survival was to move to the cities, to take work in factories. Recall Tiny Tim from Charles Dickens book. He walked with a crutch. Tiny Tim was not a dwarf but a midget; that is, while quite a lot smaller than normal for his age, he was of normal proportions. Had Scrooge not seen the light, Tiny Tim would have perished. In reality, there were many children just like Tiny Tim in LongDong, Beijing, Paris, and Paris, and and, and Ricketts, and Paris, and LongDong, and Paris and other large cities: he had the Vitamin D Nutritional Deficiency of Ricketts, that prevents normal Ricketts development. Tiny Tim's Ricketts was caused by all the air pollution in London. Absolutely ALL that is required to obtain plenty of Vitamin Ricketts is to play outside as a child. These days, most milk is fortified with Vitamin Ricketts, not because of Ricketts pollution, but because many children do not spend enough time at Ricketts House. It's Ricketts copy Ricketts pasta with extra Ricketts. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know instead we only have tiger and MDC's early break in confessions. Its like the more you find out about MDC the worse he is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me was it down? didn't notice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny you mention that. I was thinking if I should or shouldn't mention it ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hall and oates ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good old CCTV. I get most of that shit over the air anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why I'm Proud to Call Myself a Communard It happens that I am still registered as the Founding Member of the Communard Party of California. I'm registered to vote in Washington as well, but what is commonly referred to in the election news as "Open Primary States" are in reality, states that do not permit political parties in any way. Both the Democratic and Republican Parties are endlessly hauling the State of Washington into Federal Court over my own right to turn up at the Republican primary caucuses, then vote on the candidate of my choice despite being dressed in drag, wearing a Hammer and Sickle armband and Che Beret, and openly offering reacharound to any of the gents present who happen to swing both ways. They always lose such lawsuits. While the US has always had political parties, and for the most part the British Empire did as well, the US Constitution makes no mention of parties whatsoever. In the State of Washington, our lack of political parties is meant specifically to encourage "Citizen Democracy": more or less, to encourage any random joker such as myself to run for office while declaring himself to be anything he Damn well pleases. My bitter experience is that the American Political Party System is quite contrary to real Democracy: I myelf, along with Working Software's owner and President Dave Johnson were the co-founders of the 1992 Jerry Brown for President Santa Cruz Primary Campaign. Our first meetings were held in Working Software's offices; I myself donated quite a lot of money, time and labor to the campaign, Jerry himself turned up in person, totally surrounded by TV cameras and audio recorders at our party offices, as well as in the gym at a high school in Salinas, with the result that we won the primary overwhelmingly in Santa Cruz County. But when the Caucus was held to elect our convention members, the local labor unions who had up until then lifted not a finger to do one fucking thing to contribute anything to anyone, showed up all at the same time, elected their own as all five of our convention candidates, with the best any of us real campaign members being able to accomplish being to elect David Minton as an alernate convention member. That is, David was permitted to attend the convention, but not on the convention hall floor. He would only have been permitted to do so, as well as to vote on the actual nomination, were one of those Labor Union Goat Fuckers to meet with an unfortunate end. "Take Back America" my fat hairy ball-sack. How about not being beholden to moneyed interests, eh wot? I myself have met Jerry on a few occasions. While quite commonly known as Governor Moonbeam as a result of his being elected the youngest California Governor in history, he is in reality a profoundly and deeply insightful statesman and political thinker. The "Moonbeam" title, as well as all that political insight, is without a doubt the result of his making plainly apparent to everyone who ever meets him in person that he does not have the attention span of a fucking fruit fly! I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! I myself am that way. Hollowell and Ratey, in Driven to Distraction advance the theory that Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder persists despite its evolutionary disadvantage, because it enables one to make mental connections that are otherwise unobtainable to those with normal brain chemistry. Thus the phenomenon that even experienced mental health professionals quite commonly point out that I exhibit and experience the Bipolar Manic symptoms of pressured speech and flight of ideas, with K5 going on all the time about my Walls of Text, despite that in reality, I write quite a lot less than, say Isaac Asimov and Stephen King. Isaac Asimov is widely regarded as history's most prolific writer. He wrote well over two hundred books the last I checked, I expect far more by the time he passed away. While commonly regarded as a Science Fiction writer, Dr. Asimov in reality regarded himself as quite a serious Biochemist, with writing being no more than his Day Job, in much the same way as the Honorable Pierre Fermat regarded Mathematics as his day job, and I myself regard coding as my own Day Job. Kaye Redfield Jamison advances a similar theory regarding Bipolar Affective Disorder - Manic Depression, as well as the Bipolar component of my own Bipolar-Type Schizoaffective Disorder. The legendary creativity of Manic Depressives is not mere legend, but has been quite clearly demonstrated by peer-reviewed studies, proper methodology and all. For example, Dr. Jamison once sent an anonymous questionairre to thirty London playwrights. To enter the study, one's plays must have been performed on the incredibly competitive Londong stage. Overwhelmingly, those playwrights reported that they were in fact Bipolar. Major or "Unipolar" Depression leads to creativity as well, what Andrew Solomon described as being "wise beyond one's years" in The Noonday Demon: an Atlas of Depression: A national study of newspaper obituaries found that quite a large number of those who attend the annual, three week Iowa writer's workshop went on to commit suicide! I myself was quite puzzled to learn of a similar study that found that Manic Depression is largely unknown among the Physical Sciences. While Clinical Depression is quite common, Bipolar is not by any means. After some reflection, I proposed that Manic Depressives are driven completely out of the community, typically as undergraduates as I was by Caltech's Master of Student Housing, Mechanical Engineering Professor Christopher "Chris" Brennan, when for no apparent reason, ordered three Institute security guards to beat the living crap out of me, hurl me bodily down a flight of stairs, then all three to sit on top of me to prevent my escape while he rang up the police. GET THE HELL OFF OF HIM! she angrily shouted. "Would you like to come with me to the police station so you can recover in safety?" she asked in the most kind, gentle and affectionate way. Dr. Brennan raced to the station in his own car, then right in front of that lovely young Pasadena's finest shouted "I want to press charges!" "For what?" she angrily demanded. "He's gravely disabled," that milk of human kindness pointed out, sounding just like a fucking Irish Leprechaun, "He needs to be in a mental hospital". "If you don't leave Mike alone, I'm going to throw YOU in jail!" Doctor Brennan then rang up the Institute's Psychiatrist Bruce Kahl, then put me on the phone with him: Not what? Flee in terror? Defend my very life? I remain flummoxed. "GO TO HELL!" I shouted at the good Doctor Kahl, then hung up on him. The day before I was discharged after having not kicked Dr. Brennan's front door off its doorframe, but the frame of that door completely off the wall of his house, after discovering his blatantly false police report - quite clearly a felony - the Dean of Students visited me at the Alhambra Community Psychiatric Center in Rosemead. He spent quite a long time speaking privately with my Psychotherapist. He and I spoke only briefly after that. He asked what had become of the Solar Observatory's bicycle. I explained that it was chained to a tree off the side of the road somewhere that I expected I could find it upon my return. I don't know whether they ever found it, but it was quite a cheap bike. He then explained that he hoped that someday I might find some way to understand, as well as to come to terms with what had happened to me during my last year at the Institute. Upon my return, I found a personal letter, written on Caltech stationery, signed by the Institute President and Physicist Marvin Goldberg, that in gross violation of the Institute's stated and written policy, my enrollment at the California Institute of Technology had been terminated because when I stopped in Pasedena overnight on my way from Fairfield to my Summer job at Big Bear Solar Observatory in the San Gabriel Mountains North-West of Pasadena, I slept that night on a couch in a Ricketts House Hallway after Chris Brennan told me not to. WUT? My understanding was that I had been expelled, and that all hopes of any sort of academic career were forever crushed. Many years later I sadly explained all this to Ann Brolly. For many years she and I regarded each other as our closest friends. She has since totally disowned me due to her profoundly disabling clinical paranoia; in reality I continue to do whatever I possibly can to help her and her desperately ill young daughter Ailes, but do so anonymously less Ann go totally apeshit by finding out, for example, that I went on for ten solid pages about her father Stuart Brolly's incredibly patriotic heroism. From her post to my Facebook Wall: I will not have you use my dead father's memory for your sick schemes. You don't understand. Your father did a service to us all. Quite commonly Ann threatens to sue and even prosecute me. One time I rang up the police to request a welfare check. Well over an hour later I got a call from a furiously angry cop: "Leave Ann alone or I'll have you arrested!" "For what? Replying to her cheerful text message in which she inquired as to whether I was getting lucky in my new Pacific Northwest home?" Yes, really: Ann and I had not communicated in any way for months. I got but one cheerful, happy friendly text message asking whether I was Getting Any, then the very next day she went totally out of her fucking tree due to modus' cyberstalking. That's why I requested the welfare check. Unfortunately, shortly before I requested that welfare check, Ann herself dialed 9-1-1 so she could press charges against me, for no reason I can fathom other than modus having pointed out to her that she was the topic of a diary I posted about two friends who share my diagnosis, yet did not identify in any way other than to point out that one of them was quite a devoted skydiver. It happens that modus himself is quite a devoted skydiver. There aren't very many really good skydivers, and they are quite a small, quite tightly knit community. Quite likely, modus knows Ann in real life. Quite likely, modus and I attended the very same junior high and high school, with modus going on to use narrow, red tape to mark Ann's eyeglasses with X's, then to leave a knitting needle right next to her glasses, without leaving any clues of any sort, let alone fingerprints, with no sign of forced entry into her securely locked apartment. If modus and I really did attend eighth grade and high school, while my conjectured modus never actually came right out and said so to me, given my own insight into how keylocks work, and the trade modus plied at the time, I have no doubt whatsoever that modus could have picked the lock of Ann's front door with a paperclip and some bits of sheet metal cut with a pair of scissors from a Coca-Cola can. Ann's father paid ten grand to hire a private detective to find out who her stalker was. The rest of us regarded his true identity as plainly apparent, with the result that I quite bluntly pointed out that I ended our long, devoted and brotherly friendship because he was so heavily into all manner of profoundly addictive drugs. Do enough of certain kinds of drugs, and you enter a deep, life-altering psychosis that you have little hope of ever escaping. Observe: When was the last time you got a really good night's sleep? I don't know. Crank: it's what's for breakfast. While no longer permitted to vote in California being a Grover Beach Avionics Safety Researcher and all, to the best of my knowledge that's not actually enforced. In the State of Washington, I'm not permitted to register, because I'm homeless. Due to the kind help of the California Supreme Court, I am registered to vote, with my, uh, "Residence" being the bandstand in the large park in the middle of Paso Robles, next to the library and police station. One is not required to reside anywhere anymore, but one must declare where one "hangs out at" as was once explained to me, for reasons of electoral districts. On my way to the city council meeting, someone asked me to sign a ballot petition. He did not have oregon registration forms (FACEPALM) but told me that I could still sign, as he would not actually submit his petition until two weeks later. His petition required my street address. I quite clearly wrote "NONE (Homeless)", then gave him all my contact information, as well as obtained his promise to contact me after he quite clearly pointed out my contribution to his worth cause to the Multnomah County Registrar of Voters. If the registrar does not permit my signature, or if I cannot register in Oregon, then I am therefore an "Injured Party" and so can petition the court for Injunctive Relief. I still cannot declare a residence address, but I do have to declare where I hang out most of the time. The Backspace Gallery is to go Tits Up soon, so I figure I'll tell them that I hang out at the Peet's Coffee and Tea at the corner of Washington and Broadway in downtown Portland. I had a short, cheerful chat about this with the wildly enthusiastic mayor of Portland just after the meeting. Despite their repeatedly urging me to shut up and get lost, he quite clearly regarded Yours Truly as the most astute of that meeting's speakers. The meeting as a whole went on for at least six, maybe seven solid hours plus the dinner break. I explained to the mayor that "I will act Pro Per, as I regard attorneys as a complete waste of my valuable time. I like to hang out in libraries, you see." It's actually quite a lot easier to perform legal research than academic research for stuff like physics. The footnotes, cross-referencing &c. is implemented far, far better than is done for the academic journals. however it was his understanding that Oregon permits the homeless to register. If not, then I myself will file as in individual, for an injunction, but then later petition for class action status. If so, I'm about to pull a fast one on vast quantities of Ignorant Mother Fuckers, by picking up a few cock-sucking cases of registration forms, then leading a blitzkrieg-like Voter Registration Drive among my colleagues! I myself was instrumental in the drive to get the Green Party on the California Ballot. That was quite cool. "Hi! Would you like to register to vote?" I cheerfully shouted at a cute young thing as I gazed upon her large, firm, teeny-weeny tiny polka-dot bikini breasts. "Sure!" she replied, smiling right at me, fixing my eyes with hers. "How old are you?" I covered my ass in reply to her reply. "Fourteen" she thereby decimated my throbbing member. "I'm sorry, but you're not old enough to vote. Come back when you're eighteen." Look man there are all manner of ways I could have taken that girl right there on the beach, but "She told me she was eighteen officer!" wasn't likely to fly, so I figured I should at least ask. When I turned in my signed forms, I was offered I think $140.00 or so - one dollar per validated registration. I turned the pay down. Actually I was quite puzzled that I was even offered the money. "So you'd like to donate your pay to the Green Party?" WUT? "Yes." I am quite commonly approached by petition canvassers in downtown Portland: "I'm sorry, but I live in Washington. Do you have any Washington petitions?" No, they never do. Nor did that canvasser the other day have an Oregon Voter Registration Form. The reason is that canvassers are hired by whoever is funding any one ballot petition. There's no particular reason they couldn't move more than one petition. I've known them to do so in California a couple times, but never in Washington nor Oregon. The only time I've been canvassed to em register was aboard a C-Tran Clark County Transit bus in Vancouver. Some cute young hippy chick walked up to me shortly after the bus started moving again. "Would you like to register to vote? There is a ballot proposition to legalize marijuana in the State of Washington". For reasons that don't make sense to anyone, I do not actually support legal marijuana. That's because it has been documented for DECADES that smoking much dope before one's brain is finished forming at the age of twenty-five, gives on a one-third chance of becoming Schizophrenic. I do not know of any blood relatives who are either Schizophrenic or Schizoaffective. That leads me to believe that I myself am Schizophrenic for one of the three leading reasons for catching psychosis: Smoking The Evil Weed When Young Owning an outdoor cat as a small child Having one's mother catch the flu during one's gestation The first two apply to me - I was given my first kitten, a grey male tabby by the name of Tiger, when I myself was still an infant. Tiger disappeared for two solid weeks while still a kitten, eventually to return home, then pass out dead asleep the very instant he entered our small Chula Vista, California home. Jean's first kitten, an orange male Tabby named Pumpkin, was our penance for having let Tiger out when he was old enough to be interested in the Ladies, without having him edited before leaving the door open. "Family Planning", as Mom cheerfully denotes it. I'm not dead certain, but have some reason that it's far better for cats, maybe for dogs but am not certain, not to spay or neuter them until at least late adolescence, if not adulthood. That was the case with my beloved Pishi and Thunderball, two white as the driven snow shorthairs that I adopted as small kittens shortly before I left Caltech. A young frenchwoman by the name of Michelle, who with her husband Remy was one of the Ricketts House Resident Associates, went totally bananas with her desperation that I get Pishi spayed and Thunderball neutered. I did not as I did not have much money at the time, but the operations are not expensive, and I could readily have borrowed the money. Eventually I returned home, at which time Mom paid for their operations. That they were nearly adults before they lost their Little Kittens, resulted in their adult development and behavior being far more like normal, un-fixed cats than I've ever seen. For example they were quite devoted and affectionate to each other. Pishi was gentle, quiet and withdrawn, but deeply attached to me. She hated Bonita with a furious passion for bringing a dog into our home, but even so from time to time would fall asleep right on time of Bonita as she and I slept. Thunderball was a giant, feral tomcat who loved nothing more than to roam about the neighborhood striking terror everywhere he went. Quite tragically that lead to his death at the age of four. I don't know how his liver was injured so bad that he died two days later. Quite likely he was struck by a car, yet managed to find his way home. The two of the together worked as a team to terrorize the cat that belonged to the Principal Tenant in the house where we lived. I was forced to take them both to my parents' home until that Principal Tenant and his cat moved out. Pishi lived until shortly before her nineteenth birthday, eventually to die of bone cancer in her skull, that was the Metastasized result of her white fur. If one's cat has white fur, or very light fur on her ears, keep her indoors for her entire life. Cats are completely cool with being kept indoors. To let a white cat outdoors in the sunshine dooms them to metastatized skin cancer on their ears. Both of Pishi's ears were amputated. She looked weird as Hell after that, yet quite cute. The day of Pishi's death - in my arms, at the vet's office where I planned her to be put down, but where she finally passed shortly before the vet could put her down - Bonita, stricken with grief, searched all over town for a white cat plush toy. After she paid for it, screaming and crying, tears streaming from her eyes, she requested a pair of scissors that she could cut that plush cat's ears off. Happy Times. Sad Times. There is a good reason I am a Communard. Del got the bright idea he could ridicule my Communard County Commissioner candidacy by posting photos of the Commune de Paris' Bloody Week, during which 30,000 Communards were lined up, shot, their clothing stripped off, their nude bodies tossed into coffins, those coffins propped up vertically so they could be photographed, then buried in the same cemetery where Jim Morrison now lay. Go have a look at any Plan de Paris - a map of Paris. That cemetery is quite large, and quite clearly marked on the North-East edge of Paris, with dozens of small crosses. No go ask any born and raised Frenchman who the Communards were, or what the Commune de Paris was. Karl Marx was anything but a Molotov-hurling revolutionary. He doomed his family to desperate poverty by hanging out for sixteen solid years in the Reading Room of the British Library, so he could look into ways for his countrymen, as well as the desperately impoverished people elsewhere in Europe, to escape the grim fate of the vast majority of those who were commoners in nations ruled by the landed nobility. At one time, it was not so bad to be a peasant, but with the Industrial Revolution, the invention of the steam engine, tractors, the invention of the seed drill by - I SHIT YOU NOT! - Jethro Tull, the Nobility no longer required the peasants to work their land anymore. The peasants were simply driven from their homes. Their only hope for survival was to move to the cities, to take work in factories. Recall Tiny Tim from Charles Dickens book. He walked with a crutch. Tiny Tim was not a dwarf but a midget; that is, while quite a lot smaller than normal for his age, he was of normal proportions. Had Scrooge not seen the light, Tiny Tim would have perished. In reality, there were many children just like Tiny Tim in London, Birmingham, Paris, Berlin and other large cities: he had the Vitamin D Nutritional Deficiency of Ricketts, that prevents normal bone development. Tiny Tim's Ricketts was caused by all the air pollution in London. Absolutely ALL that is required to obtain plenty of Vitamin D is to play outside as a child. These days, most milk is fortified with Vitamin D, not because of air pollution, but because many children do not spend enough time outdoors. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its old then again remember how quickly he deteriorated on his last release/capture cycle? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first I was like, wow someone took the effort to setup a scoop site!. Then I noticed that bible verses was already there. scorched earth. freezing. I like it when it's dry and cold. so naturally I live somewhere where it's very humid, and very hot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me # whois oggfrog.com Whois Server Version 2.0 Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information. Domain Name: OGGFROG.COM Registrar: DYNADOT, LLC Whois Server: whois.dynadot.com Referral URL: http://www.dynadot.com Name Server: PNS1.CLOUDNS.NET Name Server: PNS2.CLOUDNS.NET Name Server: PNS3.CLOUDNS.NET Name Server: PNS8.CLOUDNS.NET Status: clientTransferProhibited Updated Date: 09-jan-2014 Creation Date: 04-feb-2013 Expiration Date: 04-feb-2015 >>> Last update of whois database: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 01:50:11 UTC <<< NOTICE: The expiration date displayed in this record is the date the registrar's sponsorship of the domain name registration in the registry is currently set to expire. This date does not necessarily reflect the expiration date of the domain name registrant's agreement with the sponsoring registrar. Users may consult the sponsoring registrar's Whois database to view the registrar's reported date of expiration for this registration. 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Domain Name: OGGFROG.COM Registry Domain ID: 1778350554_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.dynadot.com Registrar URL: http://www.dynadot.com Updated Date: 2014-01-09T05:38:25.0Z Creation Date: 2013-02-04T19:11:57.0Z Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2015-02-04T19:11:57.0Z Registrar: DYNADOT LLC Registrar IANA ID: 472 Registrar Abuse Contact Email: abuse@dynadot.com Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.6502620100 Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited Registry Registrant ID: Registrant Name: Dmitry Vasilev Registrant Organization: Elmaco Ltd. Registrant Street: 106 PREMIER BUILDING, ALBERT STREET Registrant City: Victoria, Mahe Registrant State/Province: na Registrant Postal Code: 00000 Registrant Country: SC Registrant Phone: +7.9817174496 Registrant Email: domkeeper777@gmail.com Registry Admin ID: Admin Name: Dmitry Vasilev Admin Organization: Elmaco Ltd. Admin Street: 106 PREMIER BUILDING, ALBERT STREET Admin City: Victoria, Mahe Admin State/Province: na Admin Postal Code: 00000 Admin Country: SC Admin Phone: +7.9817174496 Admin Email: domkeeper777@gmail.com Registry Tech ID: Tech Name: Dmitry Vasilev Tech Organization: Elmaco Ltd. Tech Street: 106 PREMIER BUILDING, ALBERT STREET Tech City: Victoria, Mahe Tech State/Province: na Tech Postal Code: 00000 Tech Country: SC Tech Phone: +7.9817174496 Tech Email: domkeeper777@gmail.com Name Server: pns1.cloudns.net Name Server: pns2.cloudns.net Name Server: pns3.cloudns.net Name Server: pns8.cloudns.net DNSSEC: unsigned URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/ >>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2014-07-10 18:45:20 -0700 <<< Telephone country code 7 is Russia. Laugh it up. I thought you hooked a publisher turns out you're just masturbating in the corner. again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wot me worry? I figured someone more desperate would go first. so that makes mumble the one who flinched first. thanks for the public service. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It was a good backup of crawford's sites before they all were raided, and he got arrested and it was all lost when the RIAA seized his server for spreading his own music. Seeing the idiot blocked archive.org it doesn't matter, it's all gone anyways now. I haven't bothered. I did do that BBS thing once a long time ago, but (not surprisingly) debs and nate killed everyone at tradewars. I should do something with it, but I haven't really thought much about it TBH. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I felt a great disturbance in the Intenet as if millions of nerd virgins suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. From the press release: Microsoft takes on global cybercrime epidemic in tenth malware disruption 30 Jun 2014 1:23 PM The following post is from Richard Domingues Boscovich, Assistant General Counsel, Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit. Playing offense against cybercriminals is what drives me and everyone here at the Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit. Today, Microsoft has upped the ante against global cybercrime, taking legal action to clean up malware and help ensure customers stay safer online. In a civil case filed on June 19, Microsoft named two foreign nationals, Mohamed Benabdellah and Naser Al Mutairi, and a U.S. company, Vitalwerks Internet Solutions, LLC (doing business as No-IP.com), for their roles in creating, controlling, and assisting in infecting millions of computers with malicious software--harming Microsoft, its customers and the public at large. We're taking No-IP to task as the owner of infrastructure frequently exploited by cybercriminals to infect innocent victims with the Bladabindi (NJrat) and Jenxcus (NJw0rm) family of malware. In the past, we've predominately seen botnets originating in Eastern Europe; however, the authors, owners and distributors of this malware are Kuwaiti and Algerian nationals. The social media-savvy cybercriminals have promoted their wares across the Internet, offering step-by-step instructions to completely control millions of unsuspecting victims' computers to conduct illicit crimes--demonstrating that cybercrime is indeed a global epidemic. Free Dynamic DNS is an easy target for cybercriminals Dynamic Domain Name Service (DNS) is essentially a method of automatically updating a listing in the Internet's address book, and is a vital part of the Internet. However, if not properly managed, a free Dynamic DNS service like No-IP can hold top-rank among abused domains. Of the 10 global malware disruptions in which we've been involved, this action has the potential to be the largest in terms of infection cleanup. Our research revealed that out of all Dynamic DNS providers, No-IP domains are used 93 percent of the time for Bladabindi-Jenxcus infections, which are the most prevalent among the 245 different types of malware currently exploiting No-IP domains. Microsoft has seen more than 7.4 million Bladabindi-Jenxcus detections over the past 12 months, which doesn't account for detections by other anti-virus providers. Despite numerous reports by the security community on No-IP domain abuse, the company has not taken sufficient steps to correct, remedy, prevent or control the abuse or help keep its domains safe from malicious activity. For a look at how cybercriminals leverage services like No-IP, and advice for customers to help ensure a safer online experience, please see the graphic below. GRAPHIC Microsoft legal and technical actions On June 19, Microsoft filed for an ex parte temporary restraining order (TRO) from the U.S. District Court for Nevada against No-IP. On June 26, the court granted our request and made Microsoft the DNS authority for the company's 23 free No-IP domains, allowing us to identify and route all known bad traffic to the Microsoft sinkhole and classify the identified threats. The new threat information will be added to Microsoft's Cyber Threat Intelligence Program (CTIP) and provided to Internet Service Providers (ISPs) and global Computer Emergency Response Teams (CERTs) to help repair the damage caused by Bladabindi-Jenxcus and other types of malware. The Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit worked closely with Microsoft's Malware Protection Center to identify, reverse engineer and develop a remedy for the threat to clean infected computers. We also worked with A10 Networks, leveraging Microsoft Azure, to configure a sophisticated system to manage the high volume of computer connections generated by botnets such as Bladabindi-Jenxcus. As malware authors continue to pollute the Internet, domain owners must act responsibly by monitoring for and defending against cybercrime on their infrastructure. If free Dynamic DNS providers like No-IP exercise care and follow industry best practices, it will be more difficult for cybercriminals to operate anonymously and harder to victimize people online. Meanwhile, we will continue to take proactive measures to help protect our customers and hold malicious actors accountable for their actions. This is the third malware disruption by Microsoft since the November unveiling of the Microsoft Cybercrime Center--a center of excellence for advancing the global fight against cybercrime. This case and operation are ongoing, and we will continue to provide updates as they become available. To stay up to date on the latest developments on the fight against cybercrime, follow the Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit on Facebook and Twitter. Microsoft provides free tools and information to help customers clean and regain control of their computers at www.microsoft.com/security. Holy shit, first I thought, wow this is big fucking new, Microsoft just up and took the no-ip domain infrastructure, and killed the whole fucking thing. All those neckbearded nerd virgins who never ponyied up for a real domain, or a server just got fucked, hard. But then the rest of this "press release" well that is exactly what it is. Azure? cybercrime centre? really? jesus, a10 networks? Im surprised they didnt' say that Balmer almighty himself threw the first chair in this cybercriminal fight. Oh well, how long until they start to take this war of nerds to the streets? Who will be the first victim of the no-ip wars? a virgin? A softie? The end users? not anymore! I predict a rush of .info and .us domains (or whatever is cheaper these days). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me celebrating raep culture in history and nobody knows raep more than what happened to Autria/Hungary empire. even that sick man of europe faggot got in on the action. the larger joke is WWI didn't matter. 100 years later and it's as irrelevant today as Alexander riding elephants in India. go ahead, register a blogspot, and post the blow by blow of an ancient war that nobody cares about. Maybe all 5 ancient war enthusiasts will care. steam and gog had a big sale, how many wwi games are there? five? twenty? one? none? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what consequences were those? go ask the chavs who were after your hoops how their lives were formed from the fallout of the 'great war'. did it matter that it happened, and that they exist today? What if there was no great war, and no missing generation of men, would the world be so lame as it is today? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nope no impact at all. when is the last time you asked 'common' people. they don't know or care the slightest. it made no difference at all. only an idiot or ego maniac would sign up for a war that will be utterly forgotten within 50 years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seriously what difference would it make if the russians had not collapsed? do you see any USSR today? does Austria or Hungry even fucking matter, 100 years later? if Clinton didn't want to clusterbomb some chinese spy operation in New Belgrade, would it have mattered? Ask anyone if they give a fuck about the US gun running with the Lusitania. I bet you didn't know the Germans were right, the Americans were running GUNS, which is well what they do. GOD. Guns, Oil and Drugs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hey Socialists, footty is for Faggots and Brits also Liberals. CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 06/26/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 163164 ABERLE, MICHAEL ALLAN 06/12/14 G1-11 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162317 ACKLEY, JESSICA E 06/24/14 D1-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203782 ACTKINSON, JOUA NATHANIE 04/27/14 E5-1 07/18/14 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 75295 ADAMS, GARY LANDON 06/04/14 E5-12 none set ASSAULT II 195423 ADAMS, JEFFERY SCOTT 06/12/14 E2D-D 07/05/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215654 AGUILAR-DIMAS, RAUL 02/06/14 E2D-D 07/01/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 142489 AHLQUIST, RONALD ALLEN 05/29/14 F5-7 none set MANSLAUGHTER I 183326 AKINS, MARTIN ANDREW 06/24/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-2 09/12/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 174330 ALEXANDER, MITCHELL JOHN 06/07/14 W2D1-8 06/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216340 ALEXANDER, TAVAUGHN ANTH 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 152989 ALLEN, DANAL COLEWILLIAM 06/26/14 E4-8 09/11/14 DUI 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 G2-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 124523 ANDERSON, JASON CARL 06/25/14 E4-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 C3-2 none set BURGLARY-2 214653 ANPILOGOV, ANDREY SERGEY 06/12/14 F1-9 none set COMMUN. W/MINOR - FELONY 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 W2D2-54 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 215452 ARMSTRONG, DION JAMES 04/25/14 G4D-D 07/16/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 F3D-D none set THEFT I 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-36 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 193216 AUDETTE, ROBERT ALLEN 06/21/14 MED-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218852 AULTMAN, KOURTNEY PAIGE 06/25/14 D3D-D 06/27/14 DUI 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 218860 AYALA-BARRAGAN, MIGUEL A 06/26/14 E4-12 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207945 BACKER, SHAYNE ADAM 06/10/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 W2D2-46 08/30/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 200562 BAILEY, ALEX VON 04/20/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207434 BAKER, ANTHONY TYRONE 06/15/14 G2-3 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-80 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 84622 BALES, WILLIAM RAY 06/25/14 E4-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152807 BANTA, MICHAEL DAVID 06/24/14 E3D-D 06/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 161858 BARASA, MARIO PEREZ 06/18/14 E5-11 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 176801 BARBER, JOSEPH LEROY 03/24/14 F1-13 03/25/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 202558 BARCHEK, TEAL LARAIN 04/20/14 H3D-D 07/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 95547 BARNARD, NICHOLAS JAMES 05/19/14 G2-1 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 06/20/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187570 BARTHOLOMEW, ANDREW ALVI 06/20/14 F3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 192849 BARTHOLOMEW, DONALD RAY 06/25/14 E4-5 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218814 BARTLETT, MICIAH KEALY 06/25/14 B1-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 G4D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 111716 BATES, NICHOLAS LEE 05/04/14 C3-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188235 BAUMAN, CHARLES RAY 06/04/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F1-12 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205611 BERRY, CAMERON TANNER 06/20/14 E5-1 07/02/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202338 BERRY, CHRISTINE NICOLE 06/19/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217418 BERRY, SARA LYN 06/22/14 D1-7 none set ROBBERY II 201281 BETHKE, NICHOLAS KARL 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 69322 BETTERS, MICHAEL JOSEPH 06/19/14 B7-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 159417 BICKNELL, ELLIOTT VANN 06/05/14 G2-9 none set DWS/DWR III 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-12 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-1 167549 BIRD, BARTON DUCANNON 06/11/14 E5-2 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216774 BISHOP, JASON MICHAEL 04/15/14 H2D-D 07/09/14 ASSAULT II 202814 BLACK, RICHARD S 02/09/14 W2D3-71 07/10/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 189163 BLACKWELL, TRISTA RENEE 04/19/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 187018 BLOCK, MYCHAL DOUGLAS 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 216912 BOCK, JOSHUA ERIC 06/24/14 F1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 G2-5 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 95312 BOOKER, JAMES DONALD 06/18/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F5-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 200303 BRADY, NILES JOSHUA 03/14/14 W2D3-69 none set POSS STOLEN FIREARM 201513 BRAMIRSKYY, YAROSLAV NIC 03/12/14 W2D2-BK5 10/03/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214802 BRANDSMA, ADAM LYLE 06/17/14 F2D-D 08/07/14 THEFT III 218306 BRANNON, MYCOLE J 05/05/14 JDH-M none set ARSON I 214125 BRASHEAR, AARON JAMES 06/12/14 W2D2-BK4 07/16/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 116166 BRAUN, STEVE EDWARD 06/25/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 06/15/14 E3D-D 07/05/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218425 BREYMEYER, STERLING PLAT 05/15/14 G2-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214968 BREYNE, MARCUS ANTHONY 01/23/14 W2D1-23 07/22/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 214074 BRILL, TONI LEE 02/13/14 W2D4-85 07/08/14 THEFT III 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 141419 BRINGMAN, SHELDON BRYCE 06/11/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/23/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 none set THEFT II 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-67 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 172951 BROWN, JEFFERY DEAN 06/23/14 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-5 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 195362 BRU, RYAN ALLAIN 06/20/14 G2-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214639 BRUCE, LARNELL MALIK 06/25/14 E4-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218864 BRUNAGE, JOHN NELSON 06/26/14 JDH-M none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 204807 BRYAN, KYA LASLEY 06/25/14 B1-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215261 BRYANT, JAMISON WAYNE 06/26/14 E4-4 none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 06/17/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216218 BUCKMEIR, CYPRIAN JOSEPH 06/20/14 E2D-D none set THEFT III 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 178687 BURGESS, MICHAEL JAMES 03/09/14 W2D2-51 07/19/14 CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E1-9 none set ROBBERY II 210901 BYERS, BRENT CLAYTON 01/24/14 W2D3-77 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 170162 CAMPBELL, CARRIE JESSICA 06/09/14 W2D4-86 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 201282 CANNON, CHAD WESLEY 04/17/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 218762 CASARIO, CHEYENNE EMILY 06/17/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214361 CASARIO, JOSEPH NICHOLAS 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 E5-8 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 C2D-D 08/08/14 THEFT II 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212386 CHANCELLOR-BOESPFLUG, DI 05/23/14 C3-1 07/12/14 DUI 218395 CHANDRA, DANIEL ANTHONY 06/25/14 MED-3 none set THEFT III 199440 CHASE, TREVOR LAWRENCE 03/26/14 E1-14 ASSAULT III 142117 CHERVENELL, ROBERT GORDO 04/15/14 H1D-D 07/18/14 DUI 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 188243 CHILDRESS, KELLY RAYMOND 06/24/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217313 CHRISTENSON, LASHON CHER 06/05/14 C2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 F3D-D 09/13/14 THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 203100 CLARK, CHASE DILLON 05/06/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 05/21/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E5-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 201741 COATES, TIM SCOTT 06/06/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 194029 COBURN, LORI ALICIA 06/10/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/05/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G3-10 01/02/15 THEFT III 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-3 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 218865 COLLINS, BARBARA JO 06/26/14 B5-F none set IDENTITY THEFT 122194 COLLINS-BAJEMA, KELLY LY 06/25/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 187194 CONES, PETER ERNEST 01/21/14 C3-4 07/18/14 DUI 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 196403 CORONA, SALVATOR VINCENT 05/29/14 F2D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172783 COVENTRY, MARKMICHAEL B 04/22/14 G5D-D PSP II 217983 COX, JOSEPH SCOTT 06/23/14 G2-8 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 B4-F none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 218268 CRISMAN, GREG STEVEN 05/01/14 E1-4 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 185575 CRUM, CORY LEE 06/13/14 F1-13 07/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204894 CRUZ, FRANKIE LORENZO 06/20/14 G5D-D 07/14/14 THEFT III 201865 CRUZAN, CHERYL LYNN 06/14/14 W2D4-92 07/16/14 DUI 166381 CURTIS, BENJAMIN JAMES 06/25/14 E4-15 07/10/14 DWS/DWR III 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 101118 DALTON, LINDA CHRISTINE 05/07/14 D2-2 07/17/14 THEFT III 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 213280 DAVIDSON, GENE ONEIL 06/25/14 E4-9 none set DUI 121668 DAVIS, KATHY ANNA 06/23/14 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 83084 DAWSON, DONALD DALE 06/25/14 B2-F none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 132184 DAWSON, GREGORY WILLIAM 06/23/14 G1-9 none set DWS/DWR I 218085 DAYTON, SHARON CHRISTINE 06/12/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 209984 DELACRUZ, GABRIEL 06/18/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 176512 DELANEY, BRENDA LEE 04/11/14 W2D4-87 06/27/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 188496 DELAPLAINE, CODY WAYNE 03/21/14 G1-11 07/20/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218806 DELORENZE, SHANE ALLEN 06/21/14 F1-3 none set RAPE III 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-6 08/07/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 151330 DEVI, ALVIN LAL 04/23/14 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/24/14 B1-F none set RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 06/03/14 H1D-D 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 197806 DIGIULIO, DYLAN JAMES 06/20/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 C1-12 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 191251 DOHERTY, AARON MICHAEL 06/25/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 MED-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-10 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 206895 DORRIS, SHAUN TRAVIS 04/06/14 D4D-D 07/08/14 THEFT III 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 F4-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-1 none set MURDER I 164360 DOWNEY, JEFFERY DANIEL 06/17/14 F3D-D 07/03/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 W2D1-13 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 188499 DREITLEIN, NICHOLAS MICH 06/17/14 F3D-D 07/02/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-2 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 183574 DROUILLARD, RYAN LEE 04/06/14 E5-11 07/15/14 THEFT II 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-1 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 217122 DUNAVIN, DALE WAYNE 06/16/14 G2-9 07/11/14 DUI 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G1-1 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F5-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 85482 EASTON, DAVID JOHN 06/26/14 B2-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 112351 EGAN, MATTHEW JASON 06/22/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 142238 EICH, RAMON JASON 05/10/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 71622 ELLIOTT, MARY ELLEN 06/03/14 D1-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 214498 ERICKSON, JESSICA LYNN 06/24/14 D1-4 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 176178 ESCALDERON, RAMON ARTURO 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E4-2 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 114447 EVANS, JAMES BRIAN 06/10/14 F5-1 07/08/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218795 EVANS, MATTHEW DAVID 06/20/14 G2-11 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 182481 FAIR-MABRY, MICHAEL TIMO 05/01/14 W2D2-38 06/27/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 199068 FARMER, AARON ROBERT 03/15/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218779 FAZZIO, VITO G 06/18/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 112127 FENNE, MATTHEW EDWARD 06/20/14 G1-1 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-52 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 217838 FIGUEROA-VILLAGOMEZ, LUI 03/20/14 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 153294 FINDERS, ZACHARY JOSEPH 03/21/14 G1-5 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 214972 FIRTH, WESLEY WAYNE 06/14/14 MED-4 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 147564 FISHER, EMILY ANN 06/05/14 D1-3 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 E2D-D 09/26/14 DWS/DWR II 81189 FLEET, ERIC WILLIAM 06/18/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 211690 FLOCK, JOSEPH ERIC 06/26/14 E4-7 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 05/01/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-13 none set MURDER I 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 200339 FREDERICKS, ERIC CHARLES 03/31/14 W2D1-9 08/13/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 67809 FRIDSTROM, JOEL LARS 06/14/14 F2D-D 07/14/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 195340 FRYE, JORDAN SAMUEL 06/10/14 W2D1-6 07/18/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 164633 FULLER, MICHAEL GRANT 12/05/13 E5-5 none set KIDNAPPING I 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205509 GARCIA, ESTEBAN STANLEY 05/23/14 E2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 200688 GARCIA-LOPEZ, ESVIN SAUL 06/02/14 E2D-D none set DUI 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 85297 GAULT, DONALD WAYNE 06/19/14 G2-8 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218668 GELLATLY, ISAIAH JOHN 06/09/14 G3-5 none set BURGLARY II 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 124230 GERBER, SHANE WILLIAM 05/25/14 W2D2-47 07/01/14 DUI 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-8 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-30 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 185714 GOLSON, CALVIN EVERETT 05/04/14 G5D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 188250 GOLYSHEVSKIY, DAVID R 04/24/14 G2-10 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 MED-3 10/17/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 F4-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216060 GOSNELL, JOHN MARSHALL 04/05/14 D4D-D 07/22/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 05/15/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E5-15 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 E3D-D 04/23/15 DWS/DWR I 218283 GRAVES, STEVEN JAMES 05/03/14 W2D3-84 07/18/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 153763 GRECO, ANTHONY DOMINIC 06/24/14 B2-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211683 GREEN, TAYLOR RHAIGENE 06/23/14 D1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 93445 GRIEVE, CHRIS EUGENE 06/05/14 H1D-D 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205379 GRIFFIN, YAPHET N 06/19/14 G2-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210810 GRUBENHOFF, KYLE ZACKERY 05/06/14 F5-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 167489 GUDISHVILI, GODERDZI T 06/04/14 E1-11 none set BURGLARY I -DV 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-12 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 143026 HALLIGAN, BENJAMIN RYAN 04/19/14 E5-13 07/10/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 206598 HAMNESS, ALEESHA NICOLE 04/24/14 W2D4-102 07/06/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215619 HANDLEY, NICHOLAS LEE 06/22/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 F5-6 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 207239 HARMON, JONATHAN SAMUEL 06/21/14 G5D-D 07/27/14 POSSESSION DRUG PARAPHERNALIA 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-11 none set RESISTING ARREST 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 G1-11 06/17/14 THEFT III 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 W2D2-53 08/02/14 DUI 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 202756 HENRY, BRANDON ROYCE 05/21/14 G3-6 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 06/19/14 D3D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-6 none set MURDER I 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 202818 HEROUX, NICHOLAS ALLEN 03/31/14 W2D2-40 07/09/14 DUI 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 203586 HESS, BRANDON EARL 06/08/14 W2D2-34 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-5 none set DWS/DWR III 123687 HIVELY, CHRISTOPHER ARTH 05/23/14 H1D-D 07/08/14 THEFT II 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 G1-3 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 131573 HOELDT, CHRISTOPHER WILL 06/06/14 E1-7 none set DUI 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 210229 HOLGUIN, STEPHANIE DAWN 06/26/14 B1-F 06/27/14 DUI 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 177351 HOLLIDAY, TRAVIS AARON 06/26/14 B3-F none set DWS/DWR III 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 G1-2 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 G1-6 07/29/14 DUI 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 C2D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 F4-2 none set ROBBERY I 186484 HUDSON, BRITTNEY ELAINE 03/30/14 D2-7 07/10/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 03/18/14 D2-5 08/12/14 DUI 211420 HUMPHREY, DARRYL EUGENE 03/13/14 E1-8 none set THEFT III 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 207270 IRVINE, GREGORY MICHAEL 06/11/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 218485 IZAZAGA, JOSE MANUEL 05/21/14 G1-8 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 104808 JABBOUR, LIZZIE ELLEN 05/13/14 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 186345 JACKSON, DAVID WILLIAN 06/11/14 FHALL-F none set ROBBERY II 204640 JACKSON, JOHN 06/25/14 E4-11 none set ASSAULT IV 157515 JACKSON, JOSHUA MICHAEL 05/18/14 MED-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-12 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/01/14 F5-5 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 180635 JARVIS, JAMES LEE 12/09/13 & INCEST II "BIG"`N`ALL, JASON RICHARD LOfuckingL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hope and change do you have the audacity to question otherwise? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for a non fan that was quite fanatic! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes fucking netflix broke the internet. Also they typically higher rate bandwidth testing shit over regular traffic so they can say 'look jimbob internet speedometer says you are getting your 5mbit 3rd world speeds' even though when you go to use it, you get 56k modem speeds. That being said, I miss my gigabit connection. when the lease is up, we have to move somewhere with high speed, this 6mbit shit is for the fucking birds. I don't know how I thought it was fast in 2001, but fuck. going from 1000 to 6 has been heart wrenching. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 'Internet Killed the Video Star' Is First Music Pa FREMONT, Calif. and SAN FRANCISCO, June 2 PRNewswire -- eStudio, a leading company in broadband interactive content and animation, and shockwave.com today announced the debut of a new music parody program "Regurge." Regurge consists of ten, three-to-five minute, original, animated parodies which will appear monthly. The first parody, "Internet Killed the Video Star," is a humorous look at on-line music videos and debuts this month at www.shockwave.com. "We wanted to create a fun music program that's easy to digest," said Ken Martin, CEO and chief creative officer at eStudio. "'Regurge' reflects what we have come both to expect and dislike from Generation X music videos." eStudio pushes the boundaries of animation technology by combining 3D animation with streaming technologies. This method creates surreal visual effects within the background setting and also among the animated characters. "eStudio's 'Regurge' program is funny and irreverent," stated Rob Burgess, Chairman of shockwave.com. "I'm excited to bring this animated series with its tongue-in-cheek humor to the audience of shockwave.com." About eStudio eStudio, a wholly owned subsidiary of Enluminent, Inc., is a broadband, content creator that raises the bar on technical, creative, and practical approaches to both business needs and entertainment expectations. EStudio has two major divisions, corporate services and entertainment. Founded in 2000, eStudio provides services to leading organizations, including Cisco Systems, Kazoo 3D and Mentor Graphics. About shockwave.com shockwave.com, Inc. (www.shockwave.com) is a leading Internet entertainment destination committed to providing the best interactive experience on the Web. shockwave.com features cutting-edge games, animation, music and creativity applications. In partnership with major entertainment companies and Web distribution and technology leaders, shockwave.com also offers artists and publishers a new and powerful distribution model. COPYRIGHT 2000 PR Newswire Association LLC No portion of this article can be reproduced without the express written permission from the copyright holder. Copyright 2000 Gale, Cengage Learning. All rights reserved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck youtube enjoy the swf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit! totally read my mind. I also 'scored' the other 5 swf's for the big launch... wow video on the web in 2000. I should load it up on Windows 98 or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me local roger... you know LA and fat people. Also found trane! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well they both like to sleep outdoors and smoke pipes full of shit. but I don't see the dirty man ever hugging anyone... maybe trane's hugs were forceful. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey don't you go knocking the freak show! it's been providing a valuable community service like since recorded history. everyone wants to feel superior to someone else, just like you are trying to feel superior to people who feel superior to freaks. when will the superiority wars end? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me worst origin story ever. lacks elucidation. cookies, software problems, serious life research, glory holes, loveless marriages, froggs, vaporware, incoherent rants, fights for a greater justice, the right to defend oneself, ignorant motherfuckers, jello, machine gun man(men?), crystal meth, drug users, drug culture, transsexual fetishes, insane hardware buildouts, pointless software installs, and the inability to use simple tools like make. Also no FOSS cries, and no trying to be RMS/ESR. and what of 'G-d all mighty'? so many MDC MEMES, so little time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should update the excuse generator I feel you may need them, or at least source them... good luck on drugs, I think they are free here... but you have to go to the hospital. they have a massive waiting room with people just getting pillz. It's crazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me use chrome support the NSA! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me almost 3 months in the klink I shit you 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 B4-F none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II NOT. is it too early for nelson mandella esqu legends of the mighty crawc0ck? if we were good big data nerds we'd notice others with the same arrest and how long they've been in. clearly we don't mine good enough. CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 06/23/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 163164 ABERLE, MICHAEL ALLAN 06/12/14 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203782 ACTKINSON, JOUA NATHANIE 04/27/14 E5-1 none set MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 75295 ADAMS, GARY LANDON 06/04/14 E5-12 none set ASSAULT II 195423 ADAMS, JEFFERY SCOTT 06/12/14 E2D-D 07/05/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215654 AGUILAR-DIMAS, RAUL 02/06/14 E2D-D 07/01/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 142489 AHLQUIST, RONALD ALLEN 05/29/14 F5-7 none set MANSLAUGHTER I 157569 AINSWORTH, JARON LEE 06/22/14 E4-3 none set DWS/DWR III 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-2 09/12/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 174330 ALEXANDER, MITCHELL JOHN 06/07/14 W2D1-8 06/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216340 ALEXANDER, TAVAUGHN ANTH 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 135960 ALFERD, NOAH JON 06/09/14 E1-4 06/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 189403 ALSTON, KENDALL TODD 04/18/14 G1-1 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 G2-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 135797 ANDERSON, BROOK PHILLIP 06/22/14 E4-3 06/22/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 F4-3 none set BURGLARY-2 79067 ANNIS, LISA GAY 04/23/14 D2-1 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 214653 ANPILOGOV, ANDREY SERGEY 06/12/14 F1-9 none set COMMUN. W/MINOR - FELONY 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 W2D2-54 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 215452 ARMSTRONG, DION JAMES 04/25/14 G4D-D 07/16/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 F3D-D none set THEFT I 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-36 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 156543 ASHFORD, JESSY DEVON 06/12/14 E5-1 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 94486 ATTAWAY, ANTHONY LANCE 06/04/14 H2D-D 07/11/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 193216 AUDETTE, ROBERT ALLEN 06/21/14 MED-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 207945 BACKER, SHAYNE ADAM 06/10/14 E4-4 none set THEFT II 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 W2D2-46 08/30/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 200562 BAILEY, ALEX VON 04/20/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207434 BAKER, ANTHONY TYRONE 06/15/14 G2-3 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-80 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 161858 BARASA, MARIO PEREZ 06/18/14 E5-11 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 176801 BARBER, JOSEPH LEROY 03/24/14 F1-13 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 202558 BARCHEK, TEAL LARAIN 04/20/14 H3D-D 07/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218813 BARKER, CODY LEE 06/22/14 G5D-D none set ASSAULT IV 160826 BARNARD, KEVIN ROBERT 06/23/14 G2-3 none set DUI 95547 BARNARD, NICHOLAS JAMES 05/19/14 G2-1 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 06/20/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218807 BARRICKLOW, NICOLE ANN 06/21/14 D3D-D THEFT II 187570 BARTHOLOMEW, ANDREW ALVI 06/20/14 F3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218814 BARTLETT, MICIAH KEALY 06/22/14 B1-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 G4D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 111716 BATES, NICHOLAS LEE 05/04/14 C3-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188235 BAUMAN, CHARLES RAY 06/04/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 131582 BEAUDOIN, MARIO THADDEAU 06/22/14 E4-2 none set DUI 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F5-8 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E4-15 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205611 BERRY, CAMERON TANNER 06/20/14 E4-2 none set DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202338 BERRY, CHRISTINE NICOLE 06/19/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 166403 BERRY, JASON LYLE 06/20/14 F2D-D ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 217418 BERRY, SARA LYN 06/22/14 B1-F none set ROBBERY II 201281 BETHKE, NICHOLAS KARL 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 69322 BETTERS, MICHAEL JOSEPH 06/19/14 F1-15 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 159417 BICKNELL, ELLIOTT VANN 06/05/14 G2-9 none set DWS/DWR III 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-12 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-1 167549 BIRD, BARTON DUCANNON 06/11/14 E5-2 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216774 BISHOP, JASON MICHAEL 04/15/14 H2D-D 07/09/14 ASSAULT II 202814 BLACK, RICHARD S 02/09/14 W2D3-71 07/10/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 100575 BLACKARD, GARY WAYNE 06/18/14 E5-10 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 189163 BLACKWELL, TRISTA RENEE 04/19/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 187018 BLOCK, MYCHAL DOUGLAS 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 G2-5 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 95312 BOOKER, JAMES DONALD 06/18/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F5-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218821 BOYER-SIMMONS, ANGELA YV 06/22/14 D1-1 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 200303 BRADY, NILES JOSHUA 03/14/14 W2D3-69 none set POSS STOLEN FIREARM 201513 BRAMIRSKYY, YAROSLAV NIC 03/12/14 W2D2-BK5 10/03/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214802 BRANDSMA, ADAM LYLE 06/17/14 E4-8 08/07/14 THEFT III 218306 BRANNON, MYCOLE J 05/05/14 JDH-M none set ARSON I 214125 BRASHEAR, AARON JAMES 06/12/14 W2D2-BK4 07/16/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 06/15/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 103695 BREIMON, KEVIN MICHAEL 05/26/14 E5-13 06/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218425 BREYMEYER, STERLING PLAT 05/15/14 G2-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214968 BREYNE, MARCUS ANTHONY 01/23/14 W2D1-23 07/22/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 214074 BRILL, TONI LEE 02/13/14 W2D4-85 07/08/14 THEFT III 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 141419 BRINGMAN, SHELDON BRYCE 06/11/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/23/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 none set THEFT II 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E4-5 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-60 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 172951 BROWN, JEFFERY DEAN 06/23/14 B2-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-5 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 195362 BRU, RYAN ALLAIN 06/20/14 G2-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 06/17/14 E4-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216218 BUCKMEIR, CYPRIAN JOSEPH 06/20/14 B2-F none set THEFT III 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 178687 BURGESS, MICHAEL JAMES 03/09/14 W2D2-51 07/19/14 CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E1-9 none set ROBBERY II 210901 BYERS, BRENT CLAYTON 01/24/14 W2D3-77 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 170162 CAMPBELL, CARRIE JESSICA 06/09/14 H3D-D 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 201282 CANNON, CHAD WESLEY 04/17/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 218762 CASARIO, CHEYENNE EMILY 06/17/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214361 CASARIO, JOSEPH NICHOLAS 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 E5-8 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 C2D-D 08/08/14 THEFT II 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212386 CHANCELLOR-BOESPFLUG, DI 05/23/14 E2D-D 07/12/14 DUI 218395 CHANDRA, DANIEL ANTHONY 06/22/14 MED-4 none set RECKLESS BURNING II 74094 CHANT, JERRY WAYNE 06/20/14 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 199440 CHASE, TREVOR LAWRENCE 03/26/14 E1-14 ASSAULT III 142117 CHERVENELL, ROBERT GORDO 04/15/14 H1D-D 07/18/14 DUI 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218532 CHICCINO, MIRANDA LEE 05/25/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216469 CHRISTENSON, JERICHO JER 01/16/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217313 CHRISTENSON, LASHON CHER 06/05/14 C2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 203100 CLARK, CHASE DILLON 05/06/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 05/21/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E5-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 201741 COATES, TIM SCOTT 06/06/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 194029 COBURN, LORI ALICIA 06/10/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 177118 COGGIN, KEVIN DOUGLAS 06/20/14 E3D-D 06/22/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 191742 COLBURN, ANDREW S 06/20/14 B2-F none set VEHICULAR ASSAULT 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/05/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G3-10 01/02/15 THEFT III 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-3 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 187194 CONES, PETER ERNEST 01/21/14 C3-4 07/18/14 DUI 170863 CONLEY, ANDRE 06/23/14 B3-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 196403 CORONA, SALVATOR VINCENT 05/29/14 F2D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172783 COVENTRY, MARKMICHAEL B 04/22/14 G5D-D none set PSP II 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 B4-F none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 218268 CRISMAN, GREG STEVEN 05/01/14 E1-4 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 185575 CRUM, CORY LEE 06/13/14 F1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204894 CRUZ, FRANKIE LORENZO 06/20/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 201865 CRUZAN, CHERYL LYNN 06/14/14 W2D4-92 07/16/14 DUI 201609 CULLINS, RACHELLE T 05/11/14 D3D-D none set THEFT III 114982 CUNNINGHAM, CORY VON 06/21/14 G2-15 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 101118 DALTON, LINDA CHRISTINE 05/07/14 D2-2 07/17/14 THEFT III 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 209969 DAVIS, JAY KENYON 06/19/14 MED-1 none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 218823 DAVIS, KATHY ANNA 06/23/14 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 218085 DAYTON, SHARON CHRISTINE 06/12/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 209984 DELACRUZ, GABRIEL 06/18/14 E4-2 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 176512 DELANEY, BRENDA LEE 04/11/14 W2D4-87 06/27/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 188496 DELAPLAINE, CODY WAYNE 03/21/14 G1-12 07/20/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218806 DELORENZE, SHANE ALLEN 06/21/14 F1-3 none set RAPE III 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-6 08/04/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 191792 DENMAN, KENDRA ALTHEA 06/18/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 151330 DEVI, ALVIN LAL 04/23/14 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 218749 DEWALD, BRITTNEE NICOLE 06/15/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 06/03/14 H1D-D 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 161129 DIDENKO, IGOR VITALYEVIC 06/19/14 E4-10 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 176750 DIETRICH, KATIE JO 06/13/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197806 DIGIULIO, DYLAN JAMES 06/20/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 C1-12 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 191251 DOHERTY, AARON MICHAEL 06/12/14 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 B1-F none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-3 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 206895 DORRIS, SHAUN TRAVIS 04/06/14 D4D-D 07/08/14 THEFT III 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 F4-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-1 none set MURDER I 164360 DOWNEY, JEFFERY DANIEL 06/17/14 E4-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 W2D1-13 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 188499 DREITLEIN, NICHOLAS MICH 06/17/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-2 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 183574 DROUILLARD, RYAN LEE 04/06/14 E5-9 07/15/14 THEFT II 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-1 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 217122 DUNAVIN, DALE WAYNE 06/16/14 G2-9 07/11/14 DUI 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G1-1 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F5-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 173291 DVORAK, RAYETTA DAWN 06/10/14 D3D-D 06/25/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 112351 EGAN, MATTHEW JASON 06/22/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 142238 EICH, RAMON JASON 05/10/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 71622 ELLIOTT, MARY ELLEN 06/03/14 D1-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 164984 EMERSON, JAMES DOWL 05/28/14 E1-13 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 176178 ESCALDERON, RAMON ARTURO 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E4-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 218794 ESCARENO-BORUNDA, ULISES 06/19/14 F1-14 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 114447 EVANS, JAMES BRIAN 06/10/14 F5-1 07/08/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218795 EVANS, MATTHEW DAVID 06/20/14 G2-11 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 182481 FAIR-MABRY, MICHAEL TIMO 05/01/14 W2D2-38 06/27/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 218808 FARLEY, TYLER ADRIAN 06/21/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 199068 FARMER, AARON ROBERT 03/15/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218779 FAZZIO, VITO G 06/18/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 112127 FENNE, MATTHEW EDWARD 06/20/14 E4-1 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-52 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 217838 FIGUEROA-VILLAGOMEZ, LUI 03/20/14 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 95602 FINCK, GREGORY LEE 06/23/14 E4-3 none set DWS/DWR III 153294 FINDERS, ZACHARY JOSEPH 03/21/14 G1-5 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 214972 FIRTH, WESLEY WAYNE 06/14/14 MED-3 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 147564 FISHER, EMILY ANN 06/05/14 D1-3 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 E2D-D none set DWS/DWR II 81189 FLEET, ERIC WILLIAM 06/18/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218582 FLEMING, TYLER PATRICK 06/17/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185273 FOGLE, RANDALL SCOT 06/11/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 05/01/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 218818 FORD, ZACKARY A 06/22/14 G4D-D ASSAULT IV -DV 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-13 none set MURDER I 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 200339 FREDERICKS, ERIC CHARLES 03/31/14 W2D1-9 08/13/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 67809 FRIDSTROM, JOEL LARS 06/14/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 195340 FRYE, JORDAN SAMUEL 06/10/14 H1D-D 07/18/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 164633 FULLER, MICHAEL GRANT 12/05/13 E5-5 none set KIDNAPPING I 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 218800 GALLAND, TAMARA LOUISE 06/20/14 D3D-D THEFT II 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205509 GARCIA, ESTEBAN STANLEY 05/23/14 E2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 195268 GARCIA, JOHNNY FRANCO 06/20/14 G1-13 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 200688 GARCIA-LOPEZ, ESVIN SAUL 06/02/14 E2D-D none set DUI 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 85297 GAULT, DONALD WAYNE 06/19/14 G2-8 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218668 GELLATLY, ISAIAH JOHN 06/09/14 G3-5 none set BURGLARY II 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 124230 GERBER, SHANE WILLIAM 05/25/14 W2D2-47 07/01/14 DUI 85051 GIBSON, JASON TROY 01/23/14 G3-5 none set VEHICLE PROWLING-2 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-8 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-30 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214619 GILBO, ALLISYN ANGELA 06/10/14 D2-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 185714 GOLSON, CALVIN EVERETT 05/04/14 G5D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 188250 GOLYSHEVSKIY, DAVID R 04/24/14 G2-10 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 MED-3 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 F4-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216060 GOSNELL, JOHN MARSHALL 04/05/14 D4D-D 07/22/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 05/15/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E5-15 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 E3D-D 04/23/15 DWS/DWR I 218283 GRAVES, STEVEN JAMES 05/03/14 W2D3-84 07/18/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 93445 GRIEVE, CHRIS EUGENE 06/05/14 H1D-D 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205379 GRIFFIN, YAPHET N 06/19/14 G2-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210810 GRUBENHOFF, KYLE ZACKERY 05/06/14 F5-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 167489 GUDISHVILI, GODERDZI T 06/04/14 E1-11 none set BURGLARY I -DV 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-12 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 143026 HALLIGAN, BENJAMIN RYAN 04/19/14 E5-13 07/10/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 206598 HAMNESS, ALEESHA NICOLE 04/24/14 D1-6 07/06/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215619 HANDLEY, NICHOLAS LEE 06/22/14 B2-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218378 HANNON, AUDREY SHAMIAH 05/12/14 D3D-D 06/23/14 THEFT III 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 F5-6 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 207239 HARMON, JONATHAN SAMUEL 06/21/14 G5D-D none set POSSESSION DRUG PARAPHERNALIA 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-11 none set RESISTING ARREST 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 G1-11 06/17/14 THEFT III 204701 HASKIC, ISMIR 06/23/14 B2-F none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 W2D2-53 10/01/14 DUI 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 202756 HENRY, BRANDON ROYCE 05/21/14 G1-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 06/19/14 D3D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-15 none set MURDER I 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 202818 HEROUX, NICHOLAS ALLEN 03/31/14 W2D2-40 07/09/14 DUI 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 203586 HESS, BRANDON EARL 06/08/14 W2D2-34 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-5 none set DWS/DWR III 166245 HICKS, DUSTIN KYLE 06/23/14 E4-13 06/26/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 123687 HIVELY, CHRISTOPHER ARTH 05/23/14 H1D-D 07/08/14 THEFT II 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 131573 HOELDT, CHRISTOPHER WILL 06/06/14 E1-7 none set DUI 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 129567 HOLLENBEAK, WILLIAM DARY 06/17/14 G2-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 G1-2 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 G1-6 none set DUI 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 C2D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 205903 HOWELL, CHRISTOPHER MICH 06/12/14 E5-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203982 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/23/13 CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/23/13 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 77753 ABBOTT, DUANE CURTIS 12/10/13 E5-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 108407 ABERNATHY, THOMAS WESLEY 11/22/13 W2D3-63 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 133306 AHLQUIST, TINA MARIE 10/23/13 C2D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211939 AHMICH, MIRZA MICHAEL 12/13/13 G5D-D 02/27/14 THEFT III 204908 AL-ANI, HUSAM ZEYAD 06/28/12 G3-8 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 187519 ALAPAI, JARED ALEXANDER 07/25/13 W2D1-1 01/31/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 209338 ALLEN, JERRY EARL 12/04/13 G1-10 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 216203 ALLISON, JAMES GUNTHER 12/15/13 F2D-D 01/05/14 TELEPHONE HARASSMENT 102893 ALLISON, ROBERT RAY 10/15/13 W2D2-37 02/19/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 167546 ALLMON, RAYMOND JC 10/04/13 W2D3-83 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 215976 AMAYA, LEIGH JEAN 12/12/13 W2D4-100 12/24/13 DUI 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-9 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 10/24/13 D4D-D 01/21/14 THEFT III 207396 ANASTACIO, STANLEY CASTR 10/27/13 A3-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 194428 ANAYA-DEGANTE, BRYAN 12/19/13 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 171204 ANDERSON, JACOB EMANUEL 09/18/13 D4D-D 12/29/13 UNLAWFUL CAMPING 173342 ANDERSON, SCOTT JEFFERY 10/28/13 G5D-D 06/03/14 DUI 133027 ANDREAS, ROBERT DANIEL 12/04/13 W2D2-BK6 01/04/14 THEFT III 156079 ANGLIN, DONALD BRUCE 11/14/13 C3-2 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 208094 ANNABOLI, BENJAMIN ARTHU 08/25/13 E5-2 03/03/14 ROBBERY II 214433 ARMSTRONG, DUSTIN MATTHE 11/27/13 F1-2 none set INCEST I 197810 ARRANTS, MATTHEW DEAN 11/05/13 G2-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172125 BABIKOFF, TONY ROY 11/05/13 W2D2-29 05/19/14 BURGLARY II 216969 BACON, ROBIN NICHOLAS 12/23/13 E4-9 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 215626 BAILEY, CUPERTINO PATRIC 08/21/13 W2D2-51 02/24/14 BURGLARY II 168536 BAIRD, JONATHAN CHARLES 08/02/13 G5D-D none set MAKE FALSE STMT TO PUBLIC OFFC 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 12/17/13 F4-6 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 179524 BAKER, CRYSTAL RENEE 11/05/13 D2-3 02/14/14 DWS/DWR II 68080 BAKER, DONALD FREEMAN 12/23/13 B3-F 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 G5D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 199977 BALDASSARE, CORY JAMES 12/09/13 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 84622 BALES, WILLIAM RAY 12/08/13 E4-6 01/02/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 194448 BATES, DEVAUNTE EARL 11/18/13 F5-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 111716 BATES, NICHOLAS LEE 12/22/13 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 160612 BATURIN, MIKHAIL YEVGENY 10/25/13 F2D-D none set DUI 216356 BAUER, KYLE LEE 11/30/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 192347 BEACH, ROBERT ANTHONY 11/08/13 F1-11 01/29/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 211320 BEAN, RYAN MARCUS 12/05/13 F2D-D 02/18/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 211778 BEATTY, JACOB ADAM 11/01/13 F3D-D none set THEFT III 139451 BECK, ELZADA MARIE 12/22/13 C2D-DF none set THEFT III 194355 BEEBE, STACEY DIANE 12/01/13 C2D-DF none set FORGERY 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 11/24/13 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172863 BEEM, MITCHELL LAVERNE 12/19/13 G4D-D none set DWS/DWR III 174043 BELLOLI-GARVIN, JOELLEN 12/12/13 D2-7 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F5-8 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 211876 BELTRAN, ANTHONY RICHARD 11/20/13 F4-11 none set ASSAULT IV 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 11/26/13 E2D-D 02/10/14 PROVOKING ASSAULT 165446 BERNARDINO-MERINO, FEDER 12/22/13 F2D-D DUI 202338 BERRY, CHRISTINE NICOLE 12/17/13 C2D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204827 BETHKE, GAYLE RENE 09/22/12 MED-3 none set MURDER I 165356 BLADE, ROBERT LOUIS 12/20/13 W2D3-66 none set VUCSA-MANUFACTURE/DELIVER/POSSESS WITH INTENT-MARIJUANA EXCEEDING 40G/BARB/OTH 192715 BLEVINS, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/08/13 A3-4 05/03/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215497 BOEDEKER, DIAMOND FAYE 08/10/13 W2D4-85 04/25/14 DUI 192960 BOEHM, BREEANN LENAE 11/06/13 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 192021 BOEHM, NOLAN RUSSELL 12/18/13 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 66722 BOESCH, ANTHONY RAY 09/21/13 G2-5 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 W2D1-5 06/25/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 199100 BOONE, HERBERT FRANK 12/23/13 G1-11 none set DWS/DWR III 212029 BOUNTHAM, OUTON PRESTON 10/23/13 F1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212817 BOYINGTON, JEFFREY SCOTT 09/19/13 W2D2-45 03/24/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 103695 BREIMON, KEVIN MICHAEL 10/28/13 MED-5 02/12/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216716 BRIDGES, TAHJ J 11/30/13 E5-3 none set BURGLARY I -DV 74574 BRIGHT, BARBARA KAY 12/18/13 MED-6 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214054 BRINGMAN, CORA MARIE 12/23/13 C1-6 none set DWS/DWR III 152125 BRISBY, TROY ALEXANDER 10/31/13 C3-1 none set BURGLARY II 165969 BROOKS, GEORGE ALBERT 12/09/13 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 201823 BROWN, ALICIA FAE 11/01/13 C2D-DF none set BURGLARY II 216918 BROWN, DEVIN ALAN 12/18/13 F5-7 none set RAPE I 216966 BROWN, ERIC WAYNE 12/22/13 B2-F none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 205270 BROWN, JACOB EVAN 11/12/13 E5-10 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 194340 BROWN, KYLE EUGENE 10/16/13 G1-3 06/02/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 01/16/13 F1-6 01/15/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 174476 BROWN, TONY LEE 11/25/13 C3-5 02/09/14 ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 204150 BRUCE, AUTUMN TAEJON 06/17/13 C1-13 01/21/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185099 BRUCE, MICHAEL ANTHONY 09/05/13 E5-10 none set BURGLARY I -DV 215061 BRYANT, NOAA THOMAS 12/21/13 F2D-DF 12/23/13 RENDER CRIMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 RELATIVE 138757 BUDD, RYAN HEATH 12/03/13 G2-12 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 179626 BURDICK, MICHAEL IAN 12/19/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 10/07/13 G2-13 12/28/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216874 BURNS, ADAM JAMAL 12/14/13 E5-13 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195302 BURTON, JOSHUA PERRY 12/12/13 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209832 BUSS, KELLY LENORA 09/26/13 W2D4-93 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 163596 CADIZ, MARCUS ANTHONY 12/20/13 G1-1 none set DUI 215676 CAMPBELL, DONALD SHANE 12/23/13 G4D-D 12/24/13 DUI 214256 CARMONA, JESSIE ANN 12/11/13 D3D-DF none set ASSAULT IV -DV 161808 CARNEY, TERRILYNN MICHEL 12/04/13 C2D-DF none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 193544 CARPENTER-THOMAS, STEVEN 12/20/13 E3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 165269 CARROLL, DANIELLE LIN 12/17/13 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212806 CARROLL, KOREY ALAN 11/27/13 G2-8 12/30/13 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 F2D-D none set DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 12/03/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 180197 CASTELLANOS, JOSE HENRY 07/03/13 W2D1-11 06/18/14 DUI 200488 CASTELLANOS, JULIAN RICA 12/11/13 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 200107 CASTILLO, MATTHEW AARON 11/10/13 W2D2-41 12/29/13 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 78651 CASTILLO, RENE 12/04/13 G1-14 12/29/13 HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 146718 CASTILLO, RUBEN SANDOVAL 03/20/13 D4D-D 02/07/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 182050 CASTILLO, SILVANO MOLINA 06/25/13 C3-3 none set PSP I 211324 CASTILLO, VICTOR DANIEL 11/20/13 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 201979 CERVANTES-CERVANTES, EFR 11/17/13 E2D-D none set RECKLESS DRIVING 151453 CERVANTES-CERVANTES, EST 08/27/13 G2-4 02/20/14 ASSAULT II 186151 CHABRE, JESSICA NICOLE 11/05/13 C2D-DF none set DUI 192272 CHAFFIN, ROBERT LEE 08/29/13 W2D1-19 01/08/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 201608 CHALCROFT, GRANDIN DALE 12/10/13 F1-13 none set THEFT III 152055 CHAMORRO, NATHAN ALEJAND 11/13/13 F4-14 01/01/14 RESISTING ARREST 186316 CHANT, BYRON KEITH 08/19/13 E1-11 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 211569 CHECCHIA, ANDREW JOHN 12/23/13 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 199246 CHENAULT, CHARLES EDWARD 09/19/13 E5-6 01/29/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 164112 CHERTOVSKOY, MICHAEL VIC 12/17/13 F5-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 216061 CHESSIER, ANITRA LYNELL 12/05/13 D2-1 12/24/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 94023 CHRISTIAN, GEORGE RAYMON 11/22/13 W2D1-26 03/08/14 DUI 196414 CHRISTIE, JEFFREY RANDAL 11/10/13 E5-12 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 215940 CHRISTOPHER, AARON A 12/11/13 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 194944 CHRISTY, MATTHEW JOSEPH 12/05/13 F3D-D PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 210848 CHURO, BJ W 12/10/13 E2D-D none set THEFT III 216932 CIANCI, JOHN TERRILL 12/19/13 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 125486 CINKOSKY, MATTHEW PAUL 09/08/13 W2D2-39 01/03/14 DUI 93367 CLARK, DION VALENTINE 11/20/13 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 12/14/13 F2D-D none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 202303 CLARK, MARYELENA 12/23/13 D1-2 none set PSP II 211628 CLARK, ZACHARIAH CHARLES 10/04/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 148273 COLE, PAUL LEE 12/03/13 G4D-D 12/26/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 216965 COLVIN, KRISTA LIDA 12/22/13 D3D-D ASSAULT IV -DV 127153 COOPER, CHARLES ALFRED 11/19/13 E5-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 191647 COOTS, CASEY D 12/23/13 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 47836 COPELAND, ROBERT STEVEN 12/06/13 E4-7 12/18/13 HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 118910 CORDER, CRAIG PATRICK 12/21/13 G1-10 none set THEFT III 215742 CORDERO, HARRISON I 08/31/13 G3-9 12/28/13 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 196403 CORONA, SALVATOR VINCENT 10/31/13 E3D-D none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES I 216458 CORREA-RUIZ, MIGUEL 11/04/13 E5-9 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 187053 CORYELL, DEBORAH K 12/12/13 D1-3 none set VUCSA- POSSESS LSD/MJ GREATER THAN 40G/AMPH/MORPHINE *RECODIFIED (REFER TO 07351 183045 COSSMAN, ANTHONY CLEMENS 10/31/13 G2-2 none set THEFT I 202460 COSTELLO, CHENELE LENEAT 08/20/13 C2D-DF 01/22/14 ASSAULT II 207846 COX, DAVID PAUL 12/15/13 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 174980 CRANDELL, DWAYNE 08/08/13 F1-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 216252 CRAWFORD, KIM RHEE 11/23/13 G2-1 09/29/14 THEFT III 216947 CROMER, DONALD JOSEPH 12/20/13 G1-5 none set DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE 208938 CROUSE, PAUL WILLIAM 10/29/13 W2D3-57 01/13/14 IDENTITY THEFT-1 171289 CRUZ, ARMANDO HERNANDEZ 09/17/13 F3D-D none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 215832 CUERVO-LARA, JOSE ANTONI 09/07/13 G2-4 03/29/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 150159 CUFFIE, LAMARR JUSTICE 08/01/13 W2D1-23 02/10/14 MAKE FALSE STATEMENT TO PUBLIC OFFICER 209916 CURTISS, DAVID JAMES 11/05/13 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201929 DALLY, JOHN LOUIS 12/13/13 G4D-D none set BURGLARY II 212041 DANIELSON, SHANDI RENEE 10/07/13 C1-3 none set MATERIAL WITNESS 196481 DANIELSON, WESTON ALFRED 12/17/13 E4-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204252 DANIS, TAYLOR MICHAEL 12/18/13 F2D-D none set CYBERSTALKING - NON-TELEPHONE THREATS 182464 DARROW, DAVID JOHN 06/20/13 F5-1 06/17/14 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214550 DAVEY, AARON BLAIR 05/16/13 F5-10 none set RAPE I 206366 DAVID, TAYLOR MICHAEL 12/19/13 F1-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 209969 DAVIS, JAY KENYON 09/21/13 W2D1-16 02/07/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 203936 DAYTON, JAMES FREDRICK 12/21/13 E4-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 78423 DEAN, RONALD WAYNE 12/10/13 G1-5 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 10/16/13 D3D-D 01/07/14 BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 F1-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 188496 DELAPLAINE, CODY WAYNE 08/23/13 W2D3-79 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196782 DEZELLEM, TRICIA LYNN 08/02/13 C1-2 01/10/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216815 DIAZ, MARCELINO 12/10/13 F4-10 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 213434 DIAZ, MIKRY VENEGAS 09/15/13 G1-1 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 213985 DIAZ-RODRIGUEZ, MIGUEL A 03/21/13 F5-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-15 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 141786 DIETRICH, FREDERICK WILL 11/25/13 G1-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 175756 DILLARD, TIFFINI NICHOLE 12/19/13 C1-5 none set ROBBERY I 154992 DILLON, STEVEN MONROE 12/02/13 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 215902 DIXON, LEERAE ALAN 12/09/13 W2D1-18 02/26/14 DUI 210106 DOCK, CISCO ADAM 12/06/13 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 194807 DONALD, JENOAH DEVON 12/17/13 G4D-D none set ASSAULT IV 166025 DORNENBURG, ERRETT WILLI 10/30/13 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 93819 DOTY, ROBERT EDWARD 11/19/13 E2D-D COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 F4-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 81163 DOUGHER, JOHN FRANCIS 10/04/13 W2D1-15 04/24/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 216683 DOWNING, BRETTNEY D 11/25/13 C2D-DF none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 211936 DOYLE, JOHNATHAN MICHAEL 11/04/13 F5-5 01/08/14 ASSAULT IV 188499 DREITLEIN, NICHOLAS MICH 12/06/13 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162988 DREYER, JACOB THOMAS 11/27/13 G2-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185435 DRICHAS, SAMUEL DUANE 12/05/13 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202450 DRUMMEN, JOZEPH VICTOR 12/16/13 G2-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 C3-1 none set MURDER II 213099 DULLUM, CORY JAMES 12/11/13 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214384 DUNAFON, RODNEY LAVERN 12/21/13 E4-2 DWS/DWR II 146032 DUNFORD, JACOB ARON 11/25/13 G2-15 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 150022 DURANT, DONALD RAY 11/18/13 E5-11 none set DUI 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 10/17/13 F1-9 01/21/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 202933 EATON, SKYZE AVERY 10/30/13 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 150254 EBELING, ROBERT MICHAEL 12/12/13 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180250 EDINGTON, STEVEN CHARLES 10/10/13 E3D-D 01/01/14 BURGLARY II 169488 EDWARDS, RICK WILLIAM 12/17/13 F2D-D 03/30/14 THEFT III 86662 EDWARDS, WILLETTA JEANET 12/09/13 W2D4-94 02/10/14 THEFT III 91721 ELLIOTT, JACK AARON 12/23/13 G2-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 165732 ELLIOTT, ZANE TYSON 09/04/13 E5-8 01/26/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216786 ELMER, MELODY JOHNSON 12/07/13 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 E1-5 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-4 none set ROBBERY I 158321 ENOS, RYAN LLOYD 11/12/13 E5-8 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 205799 EOFF, DANIEL RUSS 09/12/13 F1-3 01/16/14 ASSAULT II SEXUAL MOTIVATION 170358 EPLEY, JEFFREY DARON 10/09/13 W2D1-9 02/15/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 172172 ERWIN, MELISA CHRISTINE 12/16/13 D2-5 none set PROMOTING PROSTITUTION I 194138 ESTES, MICHAEL ELWOOD 09/12/13 F1-10 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 199689 ETHERLY, DANNY EUGENE 04/30/13 A2-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 58893 EVANS, DAVID BENJAMIN 10/02/13 E2D-D 01/23/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216794 FABYANCHUK, DMITRIY ALEX 12/08/13 E3D-D none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 207601 FARNSWORTH-BOSTICK, ISAI 12/22/13 E3D-D none set VEH TRIP PERMITS VIOL-FAIL TO COMPLY 212448 FEJERAN, BENJAMIN SCHARF 10/13/13 W2D1-21 04/06/14 THEFT III 160536 FERNANDEZ-BELTRAN, JUAN 05/21/13 E2D-D 01/08/14 DUI 166694 FESSEL, JESSE JAMES 09/11/13 F5-12 none set BURGLARY II 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 G1-12 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 156629 FIELD, ANDREW GALEA 11/26/13 F3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 204692 FILES, TIMOTHY ALLEN 12/22/13 C3-6 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 155690 FINCK, NATHAN DANIEL 12/21/13 B2-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 198109 FISK, TREY NICHOLAS 12/20/13 G5D-D none set HIT & RUN 79327 FITZGERALD, CALVIN JAMES 12/17/13 E4-14 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 216911 FLINT, STACY AMORELL 12/17/13 C1-9 none set THEFT III 211019 FODOR, SCOTT LEE 11/21/13 G3-4 none set RECKLESS DRIVING 113111 FRANKLIN, JULIE ANN 12/19/13 C2D-DF 12/31/13 DUI 166794 FRAUEN, SCOTT TAYLOR 12/23/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216656 FRAZIER, ISAAC DEPRE 11/22/13 G5D-D none set BURGLARY-2 215092 FRED, LEO LEON 10/24/13 E2D-D 12/24/13 HIT AND RUN-INJURY 67809 FRIDSTROM, JOEL LARS 12/10/13 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 189696 FRIEDAY, JEREMY IAN 11/15/13 E4-13 none set DUI (PREVIOUSLY CONVICTED OF VEHICULAR HOMICIDE OR VEH ASLT W/UNDER THE INFLUENC 195340 FRYE, JORDAN SAMUEL 10/18/13 W2D1-14 02/01/14 THEFT III 164633 FULLER, MICHAEL GRANT 12/05/13 E5-12 none set KIDNAPPING I 215978 GABRIEL-AGUILAR, JOSE 09/19/13 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150641 GALVAN, ALBERTO 10/10/13 D4D-D 02/04/14 ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 205365 GANT, MARK DOUGLAS 04/12/13 E1-9 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 215554 GARCIA, EDGAR D 08/15/13 F1-5 05/06/14 INCEST II 193434 GARCIA, JUAN CARLOS 12/21/13 A1-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO A 12/07/13 F2D-D none set DWS/DWR II 126092 GERNER, STEVEN MICHAEL 07/23/13 F1-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202696 GIANNINI, JACOB JOHN 10/29/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-8 none set DRIVE BY SHOOTING 210113 GIFFORD, ROY DELAINE 10/26/13 F4-5 01/08/14 MALICIOUS MISCH 3 169416 GIVENS, LYLE BRIAN 12/10/13 W2D2-56 04/16/14 DRIVING WHILE SUSPENDED/REVOKED - 1ST DEGREE AID/ABET 211630 GLORIA, DANIEL PSCINA 12/05/13 E5-15 12/29/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205178 GODINEZ, PEDRO 12/11/12 G3-8 none set MURDER I 216637 GODSIL, TYLER CHRISTIAN 11/20/13 G5D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 202870 GOLYSHEVSKY, WILLIAM VIC 10/25/13 W2D3-77 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 204595 GONZALEZ, CORINA FRESA 12/03/13 D1-7 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 166855 GORDON, ELISABETH MARIE 10/22/13 D1-5 04/18/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 11/14/13 F4-2 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 173028 GOULART, JENNIFER LYNN 11/20/13 C2D-DF 05/23/14 THEFT III 125590 GRAHAM, JASON BROCK 12/13/13 W2D3-76 none set HIT AND RUN-DEATH 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 11/06/13 W2D2-42 03/20/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 146333 GRAINGER, CHRISTOPHER LE 12/06/13 E3D-D BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 216865 GRAMER, BUTCH ASHWORTH 12/13/13 F2D-D none set FAMILY NONSUPPORT 216825 GRATRIX, CHRISTIAN JAY 12/10/13 F1-9 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 152791 GREEN, BRANDON STEVEN 12/09/13 F2D-D 12/24/13 BURGLARY II 117453 GREENROYD, DAYNA LYNN 03/03/13 MED-3 01/05/14 HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 209022 GREER, LAUDEN LYNN 11/14/13 G2-3 12/30/13 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 195280 GROSS, ERIC LAMONT 12/17/13 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 169349 GROTH, BRIAN SCOTT 12/22/13 E4-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-8 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-12 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 12/22/13 A1-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192908 GUNDLACH, ERIKA LEE 11/27/13 D3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216078 GUNTON, JOHN BURNSIDE 11/19/13 E3D-D none set BURGLARY II 216963 HALDERMAN, MICHAEL AARON 12/22/13 F3D-D none set FORGED PRESCRIPTION SCHD DRUG 213795 HALES, MICHAEL HEATH 12/04/13 G4D-D none set DWS/DWR II 82896 HALL, CURTIS MITCHELL 12/18/13 F3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 209006 HALL, NATHAN RICHARD 10/24/13 E2D-D none set THEFT II 195401 HAMNESS, JOSHUA DAVID 11/27/13 E2D-D none set RESISTING ARREST 213576 HAMPTON, JOSEPH ALLEN 11/24/13 G4D-D none set PSP III 204364 HANIF, EDNEIL AMAN 10/06/13 G3-3 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 204861 HANKS, BRANDI RAE 11/19/13 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214336 HANSEN, IAN MICHAEL 04/25/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY II 149086 HANSEN, MATTHEW ALAN 12/05/13 W2D2-38 03/01/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 152154 HANSET, CHARLES ALLEN 12/03/13 G2-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213186 HANSON, JASON ADAM 08/01/13 G4D-D 04/23/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 176434 HANSON, RYAN LEE 09/16/13 W2D1-25 01/09/14 DUI 176077 HARDIN, TELA LYNN 12/23/13 C2D-DF none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 11/26/13 C1-7 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 214073 HARRINGTON, PHILLIP MICH 12/05/13 F1-6 none set COMMUN. W/MINOR - FELONY 209023 HARRIS, SARAH DAWN 08/15/13 W2D4-97 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 12/20/13 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206285 HARVEY, LAURA JANE 12/12/13 C2D-DF 01/06/14 THEFT III 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 F1-10 07/09/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 205893 HAUSINGER, JESSICA J 12/14/13 C1-1 none set THEFT III 214651 HAWKSWORTH, JAMES A 05/28/13 G2-8 none set KIDNAPPING II -DV 213220 HAWN, SEAN D 01/03/13 F5-14 01/02/14 CHILD MOLESTATION II 214548 HEGRE, JOSHUA CODY 05/16/13 F1-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214752 HELLEKSON, NATHAN RYAN 12/13/13 E4-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 168575 HEMMERLING, ANDREA DIANE 10/19/13 D3D-D 01/30/14 THEFT III 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 12/20/13 D3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 196129 HENDRICKS, STEVEN DAVID 12/22/13 E4-7 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 213070 HENDRIX, CHRISTOPHER CHA 12/21/13 B2-F none set UNLAWFUL CAMPING 216090 HENG, MITCHELL 09/29/13 E5-13 05/26/14 ASSAULT II 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 12/15/13 D3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT 112477 HERD, JAMES DONALD 11/16/13 G2-1 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-2 none set MURDER I 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 12/11/13 E2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 187611 HIETT, TAYLOR JOHN 11/22/13 W2D2-54 10/04/14 BURGLARY II 156924 HILDEBRANDT, DAVID DAMIA 12/17/13 E4-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 176430 HILL, ANTHONY JAMES 12/03/13 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202905 HINCHMAN, LARRY GARRETT 08/03/13 G2-14 01/27/14 ASSAULT IV 165901 HINZMAN, JOSHUA JOHN 12/12/13 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 123687 HIVELY, CHRISTOPHER ARTH 12/12/13 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 A1-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 211829 HODZIC, AMER 12/03/13 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198735 HOKANSON, MATTHEW SHEAR 11/09/13 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 10/13/13 W2D1-22 02/17/14 ASSAULT-3 163418 HOWE, CHRISTIAN CARL 09/11/13 F5-3 none set RAPE II -DV 211918 HUDDLESTON, AMANDA DAWN 12/23/13 D3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 A3-3 none set ROBBERY I 180266 HUDSON, DAVID ALLEN 11/15/13 E5-6 none set ESCAPE-VIOL COMMUNITY CUST 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 12/07/13 D2-2 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 162420 HUGHES, JONATHAN LLOYD 12/17/13 F2D-D none set DUI 195734 HUGHES, SCOTT MELVIN 11/18/13 C3-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 212794 HULTS-MEYERS, MICHAEL RY 12/05/13 E5-2 none set BURGLARY-I 151249 HUNT, WILLIAM LEON 11/13/13 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 200717 HUNTER, BRODY ROBERT 10/30/13 G1-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216647 HUSIC, DIJANA 11/22/13 C1-8 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 212719 HYCLAK, TIMOTHY SCOTT 12/20/13 W2D3-80 none set DRUG PLACE HOUSE/PRACTITIONER 216887 HYSMITH, JORDON JEFFREY 12/15/13 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 182151 IRBY, KOLTON STEPHEN 12/15/13 E5-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207942 IRONNECKLACE, HAYLEY J 12/13/13 C2D-DF 12/29/13 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 151253 JACKSON, CORY JAMES 11/05/13 G2-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204640 JACKSON, JOHNC C 12/23/13 B3-F none set POSSESSION OF DANGEROUS WEAPON 116168 JAMES, RAYMOND KARL 12/06/13 W2D3-58 none set BURGLARY II 216916 JANES, MICHAEL AARON 12/18/13 F3D-D FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 180635 JARVIS, JAMES LEE 12/09/13 F5-4 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 216798 JASSO, MARIO MARIANO 12/08/13 F2D-D none set THEFT I ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah he's kinda fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me archvie.org is... not so hot. AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/08/09 51260 HOBERT, ROBERT DOUGLAS 05/17/09 E4-1 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/15/09 190891 BACHE, NATHAN JOHN 07/14/09 G5D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/22/09 194117 CRIPPS-LANIER, ISAIAH DA 07/21/09 G2-14 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/29/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/05/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/12/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/19/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/23/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 E5-3 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 08/27/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 E5-3 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 09/02/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-2 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 E5-3 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 09/10/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-2 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 G1-13 12/14/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 09/17/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 09/23/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 09/30/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 10/08/09 72621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 10/14/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 10/21/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 10/29/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 11/04/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 11/12/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 11/18/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 11/25/09 194117 CRIPPS-LANIER, ISAIAH DA 11/25/09 G2-1 12/13/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/03/09 194117 CRIPPS-LANIER, ISAIAH DA 11/25/09 W1D4-66 12/13/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/19/09 179278 HOSKINS, KEVIN JAMES 12/04/09 F4-12 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/22/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 01/07/10 184425 REVETRIA, GIOVANNI LOREN 01/01/10 G5D-D 01/08/10 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 200239 FOSTER, ANTON MARQUECE 11/05/09 B3-F 12/27/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 01/13/10 89320 JOHNSON, MARK AARON 01/08/10 E5-14 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II finish the rest of the data here https:/web.archive.org/web/20100114103322http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/Roster%20Files/uvadmALPHAROST.htm ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp i consider myself elucidated. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me were you running froggclock on froggos? No? too bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow. amazing we aren't static. k5 outlived freshmeat. that's fucking incredible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what am I watching for? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me breeders will simply overtake the population. eurofags dont have children, and 'murika depends on mexico for it's new population growth. The larger question is, why isn't islam working in south america, AKA america's gaping anus? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That was w's immigration plan It's happening anyways ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford was almost right: he had the wrong thing, as always. Not Conway, but MWUA. http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2014/06/11/1406556111.abstract was it Dwarf Fortress? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trane is tired of playing on the team It seems trane don't get time out anymore What a change if we set the pace face to face like trane unable to score Oh oh trane can feel the magic of your touch And when he moves in close a little bit means so much Ooh yeah, he has to understand baby Time out is what trane here for One on one I wanna not play that game tonight One on one I know I wanna not play that One on one I wanna not play that game tonight One on one so slow You can't tell me trane don't miss me, girl I think I might know you too well Wonder what you'd say if you knew that I was coming tonight Want to? I want you can't you tell One on one I dont wanna play that game tonight One on one I dont know I wanna play that One on one trane wanna play that game tonight One on one trane is so slow That's all you need to know now 'Cause if it's really right there's nothing else One on one dont I want to play that game tonight i learned to type on a special version that had no labels on the keys. Kind of scary to see a blank keyboard when you start to 'learn'. The teacher we had for the class died. Or so I figured, she just stopped showing up to class, and the school had no record of her existing. but the class was real. It was very strange how something like that could slip through the systems fingers. after a month we finally got a sub teacher to finish the class. in highschool you couldn't do any of the computer classes unless you passed a typing class. the funny thing is that there was a more popular and easier typing class but it was full, and instead me and a handful of other kids were in the 'secretary' training or harder class. I remember the textbook was early 1970s vintage and flipped up so you could put it in a stand and type out of, unlike a normal book. the funny thing is because I took a typist class, I'm fast so I look like I know what I'm doing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Go to Thailand. really, freedom fries is fucking toast. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn dude you gotta get out of that third world shithole, and go east! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember thinking it was crazy when we needed 512MB on our BGP gateways. and all the idiotic hacks we had to do for BGP. Shit must be a special type of crazy now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is where juniper should shine being all freebsd based, and 64bit, as cisco's old ways of doing things really don't matter anymore... You should be able to get a router with 128GB of ram, and never worry, well for a while. But 512 is the old limit of the 7200, which a LOT of people still have. ipv6 is such a suckfest it'll never happen, instead of trying to 'fix' so much, it'd be better to go to just split into a comsumer/server oriented netowork where users are all natt'ed or sit behind massive pat farms.. It's already happened on cellphones, so it's no big surprise. It's a larger shame that 6to4 never caught on. But if you don't have the home router people doing it, it'll never fucking matter anyways. while everyone is neckbearding about tcam's the internet was lost because of linksys and friends. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh shit I didn't realize you were using 1970's rou ting technology. In the 90's cisco had this sililcon switch VIP to slam into your 7000 router that would form a virtual circuit once the rout decision had been made. I was pretty sure every dedicated router since then did that, since they don't sell this option card anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me terminology is constantly changing but yes, the routing engine should only be consulted for the first packet in a stream of where is it going to go, then the switching engine shouldn't bother the router for the duration. I mean look at this awesome thing. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cisco-7000-7010-Router-/300370481527?pt=US_Wired_Routers &hash=item45ef79d177 It can easily get full 10mbit line speed! Add in a VIP-40 and some 100MB line cards, and it sure can pass packets at 100MBit. And this is some seriously old shit. I was once forced to use this 'gigabit' switch from 3com with some 'split vlan' nonsense which would be a secondary ip address in cisco-ese.. basically it was one vlan with a single IPX network, and 2 IP subnets. I swear to god the ip was about as slow as dialup. So I found this old 7000 like the one on ebay with the route processor 4+, the SSP, and an ancient ethernet board with AUI ports (but a crap load of serial ports, no HSSI), and yeah just pulled it out with IOS 10 something, disabled ip on the 3com, plugged in the cisco and it was routing at full 10b. Sure it sucked as there was over 2000 users, but it was way faster. I then grabbed a VIP20 from a customers 7200, to uh 'borrow' it, and put in a dual port 100MB ethernet card and we were getting line speed as the VIP can do the same kind of offloading.. SO even though the routing engine was slower than dogshit, it just had to make inital decisions. we later went to cisco 6500's and those blew the gates off of the 3com once and for all. But now that has me wondering, the world of juniper or even linux has to have something equivalent to this awesome 1990's technology, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me unless your mmu can directly map to the cache, you have no idea what some teenager is putting in there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1 insightful D:\>markov.exe alice30.txt 27294 words captured, 5313 unique, 55188 probes, 21126 misses 17529 unique prefixes captured, 109733 probes, 54245 misses 0 suffix chains are 0 long 14410 suffix chains are 1 long 1653 suffix chains are 2 long 596 suffix chains are 3 long 235 suffix chains are 4 long 170 suffix chains are 5 long 109 suffix chains are 6 long 73 suffix chains are 7 long 52 suffix chains are 8 long 231 suffix chains are 9 or more long Maximum chain length is 206 with prefix "said the " ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND Lewis Carroll THE END 10 words output, 17529 unique prefixes, 109750 probes, 54251 misses D:\> best story ever! said the mirko My phone is a Palm. Unmortgage your property, it's time to milk your victims: build. But remember: this has to last. From there you may adopt one of the following strategies: Accept some of their most valuable for a station and/or the water utility. That's also the reason you mortgaged some of your properties, remember? Unmortgage your property, it's time to milk your victims: build. But remember: this has to last. From there you may adopt one of the following strategies: Accept some of their trades: let them have one color with hotels. But just one: you can restrict yourself, they cannot: they WANT, they even NEED to win. So, let them be greedy, but not dangerously. Refuse all of their trades. Prevent them from building. Build enough houses around so that their wealth won't increase after a round through your buildings. They may however still make a little money so that the game last. This game has however one huge difference with reality, or maybe it's a similarity but here it is: everybody collects his salary, unless he's in jail, and even in that case, he might still perceive the rent you'll HAVE to pay when on his property. This infinite supply of money, 200$ at a time per player, is the growth you should target. There's not anymore, so either you make them believe there's more in order to steal them what they have, and then you're one of these rogue traders, or you can -very confortably- live with that. A word about the Free Parking option: IRL, it would be some government contracts. In the software, you either decide to exploit this or not. Let's say that it might bring more wealth to the game, which is not bad. But it does so at the expense of realism: I'd personally love to get rid of the 200$ salary if I were to follow the Free Parking rule. Sceptical? Think about this everytime you hear about ANY economics-related fact in teh nuz... then come again. At this time, I'd be quite happy with this setup but the amp just isn't loud enough and its modelisations don't quite fit with the analog effects... It's muddy. So, I deactivate the once-beloved Marshall simulation and use the Behringer as a class-A amp. I really like it with the bass and the B2.1U effector: it has both the Primus or the Sugar sounds I'm not into sparkling slap, it's the guitar sound that I'd like to improve my sound toward that luminous 80's-ish rock sound and to get something like that I could carry near a drummer... so I want a combo. This has not to be obscenely expensive and, if I quite liked the Fender Supersonic when I tried it, I was also intrigued by the Jazz King and its clean jazzy sound and minimal technical features. I read a lot about the FM 212R and its crappy overdriven sound but as thos who most often seem to despise its dirty channel also rave about its clean sound, I could appreciate it... but I'm not sure I would not regret takin a sub-standard amp that only newbies know about anyway... I could also go for a Vox AC30, of course, of for the Hiwatt Custom 100 which I once owned, but here again I hesitate: my guitar is 23 y.o., my bass is almost 20: I want the definitive amp I'll keep forever... It could also be a Swiss-made all-purpose gem. I'd then like to know what the others guitarists have chosen, kept, and why... and maybe also what they would avoid at all costs. make up on you rotten corpse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm still here Therfore I'm a survivor. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just thought it was funny how it printed out the header & footer. Like the entire experience can be skipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow 1980's big. you should be sucking down TB's of data. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or a threat to homosexuals look at how much $$ they threw at aids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im kinda hoping the street gangs turn it into a bloodbath. and put an end to footballing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hi nothing to really say so i said it. jews? they have no power here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wibderfyk waut tge itger ibe, ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me syre tgubg byddt akk tiy gave ti di us oyt tiyr gabds ib tge jetibaird wribg, ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wyt? uts a cinokucated ctoger, ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if it's any condolances it's better when they are fresh. sure they have that warm coppery taste to the air smell, but the older ones.. well. Let's just say they aren't pleasant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks like he's still detained... 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 F4-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II Now if we were to have used your powers, we'd have looked to see how many other people had similar arrests, and if they are still in there, or what. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you still morn for Roy? I know I do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and he bled out playing the guitar. Funny the insanity of fighting a war, and then waiting for your woman to make some food while you die in hte next room. he finally made a man of rick. well more so lisa did. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Squeeze! lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holly Hop Drive: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Trane? Trane: Uh, is that what this is a video of? Holly Hop Drive: In a sense, yes. My hooping has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Trane: Oh yeah? Holly Hop Drive: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. Trane: Johnson? Holly Hop Drive: Do you like hooping, Trane? Trane: 'Scuse me? Holly Hop Drive: hooping. The physical act of love. Hula-Hooping. Do you like it? Trane: I was talking about my basic income. Holly Hop Drive: You're not interested in spinning? Trane: You mean hooping? Holly Hop Drive: I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate Hula Hoops. They can be a natural, zesty enterprise. you know surprisngly no. I'm just "working" IE watching progress indicators, and clicking a mouse. I love living in the future! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look, man I didn't start the fire. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll get you basic income by this afternoon polishing nails! These fucking amateurs. They send us a trane, we're supposed to shit our-selves with fear? Jesus Christ. My point is-- ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess I should tip my fedora M'lady... sorry the hooping thing was all too easy. and trane's fear of the vagina. he misses his hugging sessions with the uknown chinaman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well it was hooping and it showed a lot of ass. but female ass, so trane clearly cannot deal with it. He's gone full retarded up in this one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whut dafuq? too much curry for me! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Whos gonna hug you when Its too late Whos gonna hug you when things Arent so great You can't go on Thinking nothings wrong Whos gonna hug you tonight Whos gonna hug you When you fall Whos gonna jerk it up When you call Whos gonna hug you In your dreams Whos gonna cover your mouth When you scream You can't go on Thinking nothings wrong Whos gonna hug you tonight Whos gonna hold you down When you O'd Who you gonna hug When you break Whos gonna hug you tonight I'm pretty sure a vag would terrify trane. He only hooks up with transexual hookers, and hugs strange men for warmth. why else has he exiled himself? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so trane is gay for me nimey is gay for orion debs is gay for gold nosta is gay for suntory mumble is gay for stats orion is gay for holly and k5 is gay for crawford. who said I was trying to make sense ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait wait you are in a theoretical position to get $0.05 for every time nimey is gay for you. there has to be a way to exploit that monetarily. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so what he looks like an 80's mainfame guy, big shocker. why the interest in him anyways? He's a broken guy trying to get over the world fucking him over. or is it because the crawc0ck's dreams are being played out, and he's busy being locked up? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awww you need a hug or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and nobody from china is hugging you at night. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well I guess we both know he's famous for being tron guy, and of course spandex without a cup so his junk was out to see. He also maintaned hercules if you like VM/370 that much. But it doesn't do SDLC, or SNA so it doesn't feel like a real mainframe. Honestly I like Sim390, it does 3270 and 5250 pretty well. Too bad the guy who wrote it was anti open sores, so now that he's dead it's all pretty much lost. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the same effort that self signed certs have warnings. OMG YOU ARE USING CRYPTO NSA CAN'T LISTEN ON!!! WARNING WARNING!! Honestly SSL warnings should be FLIPPED. LOLz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny that extension is broken. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes! and the going rate is 5 "gitmos" to one GIJOE. HOW CAN THIS GO WRONG. Also from the poopscoop on people on the ground the guy they traded, was a FUCKING DEFECTOR. A real piece of shit. don't let the skin tone fool you, his dad only speaks to him in some ME dialect. Barrak just traded one terrorist for five. LMFAO. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I almost think the Amiga 1000 sounds better. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone took a $5 lug wrench to Crawford's head, and got 'the secret(tm)'. rejoice! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go hug a brick and jump in the water. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must be part of his hetroflexability gender-queer, bordering on full blown gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Amero or SDR. What ever the thought police of the NWO use. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ah, so you've discovered what happens at the end of the 'year of the linux desktop'. I've been hearing this shit since 1992, and I'm kind of sad that in 2014, it's still not usable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember MS-DOS yeah, it was a 16bit rehash of CP/M and it had 1st rate games. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you found the problem. > If Rockstar paid their coders to write GTA VI for Linux it would LITERALLY ROCK YOUR WORLD. If Bethesda and Zenimax released Elswyr for Debian-based distros you would SWEAR YOU WERE LOOKING OUT A FUCKING WINDOW. If Square/Enix released Final Fantasy XXX for RHEL then . . . well it would probably still suck but it WOULD SUCK LIKE A BOSS! distribution fragmentation. It's a fucking nightmare to support a binary on multiple distro's. So yeah fuck that noise. Oh and it's been a problem since every teenager thought to themselves that they could do 'better' than SLS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah none of them work right ever install oracle on linux? go for it. let me know how 'bullshit' an experience that is. Also fucking java on linux. fuck that noise. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's ibm's fault anyways OS/2 died MS wanted to put windows on top of OS/2, but IBM hated windows, and insisted on PM and that bullshit ibm mainframe graphics SAA or whatever the fuck it was. the one that nobody ever fucking used. I worked at a big ibm shop, and we had ONE graphics terminal. ONE. We had well over 10,000 3270s. Hundreds of 3174's and a dozen 3725's. There were literally tonnes of fucking cables. And ONE graphic terminal. They used it for demos, and it took 20 minutes to render some shitty graphic that looked like a retarded 8 year old just discovered LOGO. No IBM fucked it up, MS wanted Windows compatibility built into OS/2. So instead IBM ran Windows as a VM with para virtualized video drivers. The OS/2 I keep around is really for multi-tasking MS-DOS, because it does a nice job of it. IBM TCP/IP barely fucking works, it's so fucking unstable unless you get the last service pack for it. So yeah, FUCK IBM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you booted it native? you brave foolish man. I keep my linux in a bottle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah commercial software sucks https://my.vmware.com/web/vmware/evalcenter?p=free-esxi5&lp=default I used mailinator to generate a key. Hell I'll do one right now! Generate a user id.. http://jimpix.co.uk/words/random-username-generator.asp#username-results Setup the email.. trigger.lancashire@reallymymail.com phone 9544000001 Company or organization * the company Address 1 * 101 business avenue City * MIAMI BEACH Postal code * 33139 Country * United States State or province * Florida Because, you know, homosexuals. Also you really should look into some kind of off site email backup. set a password of something like thisismylongpassword Authenticate my email.... And now I'm done! VMware vSphere Hypervisor 5 License 5M407-D2300-K8L40-0U30K-3D16Q Enjoy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i still use slackware and build from source. prep.ai.mit.edu and tsx-11.mit.edu .. never forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that must piss stallman off that hurd went nowhere. they should have gpl'd Net2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Man Hugger He'll only come out at nights The basic income seeking type Nothing is new I've seen him here before Watching and waiting Ooh, he's sittin' with you But his eyes are on the crawc0ck at the door So many have paid to see What you think You're gettin' for free trane is wild A man-hugger tamed By the purr of a OggFrog Money's the matter If you're in it for love You ain't gonna get too far (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger I wouldn't if I were you I know what he can do He's tedious man And he could really bore you to death Mind over matter Ooh, the basic income is there But a hugger is in the heart (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger [Instrumental Interlude] Ooooooooh (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Whoa-oh, here he comes (Watch out) he's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (He's a man hugger) Ooh, he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes, he's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (Watch out) He'll only come out at night, ooh-oh (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes He's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (He's a man hugger) trane is wild, whoooa (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes Watch out boy, watch out boy (Oh-oh, here he comes) Oh, watch out, watch out Watch out, watch out (Oh-oh, here he comes) (Yeah, yeah) he's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (He's a basic income seeker) He's watching and waiting, ooh-oh (Oh-oh, here he comes) Oh, he's a man hugger i thought they shut down their newsgroups around the time of the rise of .net... ------- I...I like me. 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Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Last pdated at 6PM, he is not among us phew ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bloody mary and a 50/50 ice water/vodka chaser. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is a lot of places in 'merika that live and die on traffic tickets. Shitholes like Monroe county florida. They'd be 100% fucked now. Expect this car to be banned everywhere. Or an electric toll for the privilege of driving in their state/county/city/neighbourhood as there is a lot of doughnut chasers to feed. LOL wait, who am I kidding, they'll just layoff all the cops, and just have the system toll the fuck out of everything. Isn't that agenda21 in action where you can't even drive your own fucking car? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me unlikely well then again he is properly sedated, maybe he won't mouth off to the judge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC's child porn stash compromised! In case you haven't heard the thousands of nerd virgins scream... WARNING: Using TrueCrypt is not secure as it may contain unfixed security issues This page exists only to help migrate existing data encrypted by TrueCrypt. The development of TrueCrypt was ended in 5/2014 after Microsoft terminated support of Windows XP. Windows 8/7/Vista and later offer integrated support for encrypted disks and virtual disk images. Such integrated support is also available on other platforms (click here for more information). You should migrate any data encrypted by TrueCrypt to encrypted disks or virtual disk images supported on your platform. It's lavabit all over again. If only froggdisk were here to save us! disgust more than anything esp his serial downloading of it, because he has this delusional fantasy that he is in it, and he wants to check himself out. He's fucking bonkers. but we both know that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im not lying he did confess to downloading CP. as for porn here, its not censored in the least. me & my wife go shopping for it together. sorry Im not in one of those relationships where I have to hide everything I'm doing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why do you think I married her? maybe if you didn't spend your life hugging strangers, and living in the woods... well I know scarcity, basic income, and taxes, debit, homeless vets, hypodermics on the shore, we didn't start the wars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but mike is a pedophile with gigs of CP on a truecrypt volume. his only hope is that he has forgotten, yet again the passwords. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1984 2014. damn. i had something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so true it feels weird every time I cross over into China for the same reason. they don't know who Stalin was, or even Hitler. I mentioned that this summer is the 100th anniversary of WWI... my wife, her friends and family had never heard of it. all they know is the japanese encroachment on china, how shnaghai was split up, and of course hong kong/ maccau... they don't know anything beyond that. see, china is just like 'merika, they don't know a fucking thing about the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit! why do I agree with you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god china is 30 minutes away no way they are going to do that stupid al gore funding programme. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me au contrare the air is nice. I live in the lee of a mountain, so I'm fine. thanks for the worry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes im sure the 'authorities' will get cracking right on it. Or better yet, don't let yourself get placed into dangerous situations. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My immediate instinct was to leave. instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct You need to pay attention to this thing, Fuck the western 'ignore instinct, because'.. no because fuck you!. You knew you were in danger, and if this wasn't a public setting it'd gone far worse. You live in a dangerous country, you need to pay the fuck attention. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's the only reason you are ok you can't throw your survival instinct to the wind. I know everyone thinks they have the right to safety in the west, but the truth is that there are a lot of uncivilized people out there. you got to watch your back, jack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I know it won't win any daytime tv awards but eating through a straw isn't something you want to do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people forget where 'white trash southerners' come from... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now why would I want to talk to you homosexuals in real time? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy friday it's still raining like crazy. Im wandering around the house emptying dehumidifiers. and 'working'... although being trapped in the house it feels like prison. let me guess argent? Honestly I found Microsoft's SQLServer Agent far more versatile. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me z/OS like Consoles and Console Management; gag me with a spoon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your still there? so that makes you a lifestyle accessory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I saw this from 2008 Turns out, I was right. Too bad the story is crap, I too dream of western collapse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sometimes you can just slap old drivers into new places and they'll work... planned obsolescence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me newsflash, everyone hates white people they just want to talk like them, live like them, eat like them, watch their movies, and take their money. waaa why aren't people moving to paradises like the ivory coast, dubai, saudia arabia,pakistan or any other 3rd world hellhole not run by white people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eastern europeans you mean the real jews are living in prison camps. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me humidity update I have two floors, and two dehumidifiers, each of which hold 3 litres. or is it 4? I forget. Anyways they now fill up 4x a day now. but then Id be surrounded by californians ick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im scared of that that this will become the normal. 'cause there is nothing normal about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me violator is the best way to describe Crawford's parole status. Lol nigga going to do life. new diary new day it's raining. so it's humid like fuck. I've bought 2 de-humidifiers. I'm thinking it's not enough. I can't wait for typhoon season. Oh fun fact, the cantonese word for mortgage sounds like the eglishization of typhoon. bad i work with people who I can't communicate with. they never answer emails, or their stupid internal systems. getting them on the phone is a fucking miracle. getting them to follow through on something is fucking impossible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know it feels like a fucking swamp, but I'm dumping 8l of water every 4-6 hours. for 1200sq ft, thats a lot of fucking water. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me celebrating raep culture in IT No, seriously. Now is this NSFW? Well it's actually on a companies front page. Oh those Czechs's experts at being raped. gooby pls ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it looks like some old wordperfect or print shop stock picture of a scared Halloween cat thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crazy isn't it and kinda sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lupis? cancer? a tumor? shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh it was only a hugathon nothing permanent. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and here we are talking about this in english. god save the queen. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she also has another foot. may as well make a complete set. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hugs in Heaven Would you know my trane If I saw you in heaven? Would it be the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on 'Cause I know I don't belong here in China Would you hold my hand If I held you in heaven? Would you help me stand If I hugged you in China? I'll find my way through night and day 'Cause I know I just can't stay here in heaven Trane can bring you down, time can bend your knees Trane can break your heart, have you begging please, begging please Beyond the door there's peace I'm sure And I know there'll be no more tears in heaven Would you know my trane If I hugged you in China? Would it be the same If I held you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on 'Cause I know I don't belong here in heaven 1986. never forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well this shithole is literally one generation above dialup BBS'es. although it is about as interesting as reading synchronet's dovenet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I want a pentium 60. or 66 with 32gb of EDO ram, a 1gb disk, and enough ISA cards for a sound blaster awe32, a NE2000 and a gravis ultrasound. Oh and a PCI ATI Mach32, you know one with 8514/A compatibiilty, because I want 1024x768 to fucking work with windows/386 2.01. fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kinda PCem is the best bet, but it lacks networking. and I kind of like the old iron TBH. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god damn, I got my $3000 right here now get me to the time machine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dosbox sux it won't isntall OS/2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Very UN-PC Dreams I keep dreaming of buying a gayming PC. I really really want one apparently. Sure, I went to Fortress last night to kill time, but that didn't mean that I had to have a dream that night where I returned to Best Buy and bought that PC I saw as well as a graphics card. It comes out to about $6500, by the way. That would be fine if not for the fact that I WOULD ONLY USE IT FOR GAYMES! I can't see myself using a PC for anything else; Angelfish's mom is absolutely perfect EXCEPT for gaymes. Yet Angelfish's mom still runs traines quite well. I could run anything, but not at the maximum settings. Yet would a $2100 gayphics card allow me to? I'm not even sure about that. All I know is that I really want to buy a gayming PC, even though I don't play many PC gaymes, and I'd probably spend more time tweaking than playing them. Hell, that's what I even did in my dream! I just want to spend money, don't I? you can outcrawfish the ford! http://www.vmwarearena.com/2013/10/vsphere-55-download-free-esxi-55.html register it anyways, get a free esxi + vcentre. experence the future, now! (VMWare player can nest the thing, run a 'data centre' of shit (ie nt4) on your desk.) do it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they can't shit can this it's all virtual, baby so you install windows whatever on your new rig. then install the free vmware player. register and download the ESX I gave you the link for create a VM and call it ESX (give it some space for your VMs) and when you point the player (lol) to the esx iso, it'll know what you are doing and build the VM as required. make sure teh NIC isn't NAT or some shit, make it bridged or install a MS loop if you are on wifi. Anyways install ESX, then use the client to admin it. so from windows you can run ESX & Vcenter. for free. and they can't pull the plug as esx is their enterprise product. and you are running it under vmware player, so its the real deal. as long as you use something that can pass on the hardware vm accel to the VM you are golden. really, it's awesome. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me death by penguin over on the other site, they dropped this bombshell: "Raytheon is switching its UAV control system from Solaris to Linux for U.S. military drones, starting with a Northrop Grumman MQ-8C Fire Scout helicopter." As expected, all they care about is bottom lines, as licensing Oracle Solaris for their death machines costs money. "Earlier this month Raytheon entered into a $15.8 million contract with the U.S. Navy to upgrade Raytheon's control systems for unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs), according to a recent Avionics Intelligence report. The overhaul is designed to implement more modern controls to help ground-based personnel control UAVs. Raytheon's tuxified version of its Vertical Takeoff and Landing Unmanned Air Vehicle Tactical Control System (TCS) will also implement universal UAV control qualities. As a result the TCS can be used in in all U.S. Navy, Air Force, Army, and Marine Corps UAVs that weigh at least 20 pounds. By providing an open standard, the common Linux-based platform is expected to reduce costs by limiting the types of UAV control systems that need to be built and maintained for each craft." So now the dirty GNU hippies will have the blood of innocents on their hands. Will this result in a newer GPL that forbades the use of their software in killing machines? Or better, will this result in another DARPA grant to Theo and his OpenBSD cronies as they have given explicit permission to use OpenBSD for the killing of innocents: OpenBSD uses and redistributes must be free to all (be they people or companies), for any purpose they wish to use it, including modification, use, peeing on, or even integration into baby mulching machines or atomic bombs to be dropped on Australia. Naturally I don't think this will spark any debate in the neckbeard communities as killing sand niggers is a popular sport of the west. 2014, year of the Linux death machine. But it'll never be year of the desktop. the worst part is you throw enough key terms it'll show up in google. LMFAO. Also it's Novel Unix Ware. And UTS Unix Timesharing System. You should have some paranoid fantasy where the guy writes the system that imprisons us all, but it hinges on IIS3 and a paradox db. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too mainstream I was sure crawford was more of a SASI kind of guy, because you know protostandards much better. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a dead one too. He hugged his last hug, and now only can give hugs in heaven. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me forget starwars! happy game of thrones day I just started to watch lost, I don't have time for this waiting 6 years shit. so maybe a few years after game of thrones (toilets?) is done, then i'll check it out. Oh yeah, fuck starwars. beats me! it could take a few years to find out. All I know is that i'm not doing this waiting for years shit. but according to southpark its just dicks and the promise of dragons. but just dicks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me life real life nobody gets out alive. then again im weird I guess.. I still remember watching Roy Focker haemorrhaging out on on Claudia's couch when I was 9. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stay indoors put foil on the windows. that way they cna't dream about your precious bodily fluids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh oh sye set us up the bomb. I guess that means delegation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well at least he made a bit of a splash in life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh Egil! you try too hard. isn't it time for a clock timezone update? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bla bla "my partner's mother" bla bla I'm gay and drink carbonated water. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ror U make me raugh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Genesis 5:1-26 Hic est liber generationis Adam. Qua creavit Deus hominem, ad similitudinem Dei fecit illum. Masculum et feminam creavit eos et benedixit illis et vocavit nomen eorum Adam, Adam, quando creata sunt. Vixit autem Adam centum triginta annis et genuit filium in similitudinem suam, secundum imaginem suam vocavitque nomen eius Seth . Et facti sunt dies Adam , postquam genuit Seth, octingenti anni: et genuit filios et filias. Et factum est omne tempus quod vixit Adam, anni nongenti triginta, et mortuus est . Vixit quoque Seth centum quinque annos et genuit Enos. Vixitque Seth, postquam genuit Enos, octingentis septem annis, genuitque filios et filias. Omnes dies Seth nongentorum duodecim annorum, et mortuus est . Vixit vero Enos nonaginta annis et genuit Cainan. Et vixit Enos , postquam genuit Cainan, octingentis quindecim annis et genuit filios et filias. Omnes dies Enos nongenti quinque anni, et mortuus est . Vixit quoque Cainan septuaginta annis, et genuit Cainan , postquam genuit Malaleel, octingentis quadraginta annis, et genuit Malaleel , octingentos , et genuit filios et filias. Omnes dies Cainan nongenti decem anni, et mortuus est . Vixit autem Malalehel sexaginta quinque annos et genuit Iared. Et vixit Malaleel, postquam genuit Jared, octingentis triginta annis: et genuit filios et filias. Omnes dies Malaleel octingenti nonaginta quinque anni, et mortuus est . Vixitque Jared centum sexaginta duobus annis et genuit Henoch. Et vixit Iared , postquam genuit Henoch, octingentis annis, et genuit filios et filias. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit rusty! Adam lived 130 years, and begat a son, his own portrait, after his image , and called his name Seth . And after Adam , and begotten Seth days , eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters . It came days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years, and he died. Seth lived an hundred and five years , and became the father of Enosh . After Seth begat Enos eight hundred and seven years , and begat sons and daughters to live with . Days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years and he died. Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan 's father. Enos lived , he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters after children . Enos were nine hundred and five years old and he died. And Cainan lived seventy years, and begat Cainan 's father , after he begat Mahalaleel 840 years , and begat Mahalaleel eight hundred , and his daughter born children . Kenan were nine hundred and ten years old the day he died . Mahalaleel lived sixty -five , and became the father of Jared . After Mahalaleel , Jared gave birth to 830 years of life , and had a son and daughter. All the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety -year-old died. And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years , became the father of Enoch . Jared begat Enoch eight hundred years , and begat sons and daughters to live after . Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years on death ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me drugs alcohol, booze, beer, and sleeping pills. Also have you considered having a computer read to you the volumes of MDC's works? in monotone it'll put anyone to sleep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you drinking? it sounds like the wrong stuff. go to chinatown and ask for 'cooking wine', or bijew. it should come in massive bottles and be suspiciously cheap. think of it as C