if you can use chrome you can live edit the HTML and paste this after the login table: <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 width="100%" border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2> <FORM action="" method=post> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=1 width="100%" align=center border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD colSpan=2> <CENTER></CENTER></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2> <CENTER><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><B><A class=light href="http://www.kuro5hin.org/newuser">Make a new account</A></B> </FONT></CENTER></TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=right><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL>Username:</SMALL></FONT> </TD> <TD><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL><INPUT size=12 name=uname></SMALL></FONT> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=right><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL>Password:</SMALL></FONT> </TD> <TD><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><SMALL><INPUT type=password size=12 name=pass></SMALL></FONT> </TD></TR> <TR> <TD align=right colSpan=2><FONT face="verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size=2><INPUT type=submit value=Login name=login> <INPUT type=submit value="Mail Password" name=mailpass> </FONT></TD></TR> <TR> <TD colSpan=2><BR> <CENTER><FONT face="arial, Helvetica, Sans-Serif" size=2><B>Note:</B> You must accept a cookie to log in.</FONT></CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></FORM></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it wont matter this place will be toast soon enough. I don't think most people will figure out how to paste in the login box, so it'll be dead soon enough. Assuming Rusty doesn't just take it offline. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was just informed this place died Rusty disabled the login box. So when you logout it'll be dead forever. I honestly don't know why I'm even bothering to tell you this. But what the fuck ever. Also fuck trane. K5 is dead. Long live K5. It's time. time to die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me barely I don't even know why I had a MHT with the html to login for. I don't know why I logged in again. The nameless one is clawing for that $5 to come back. And I'm weary of his bullshit, and not interested in his rants. I've got better things to do with my life. Maybe someone will put of a k5 on the tor onion thing. Maybe not. I don't know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck this place im tired of the links to child porn, and how clearly nothing will be done about it. Leaving this shit hole forever. password is : traneisamonkey not only fixes bugs makes it run faster. without source. god-damn. how much? I'd run this against EVERYTHING. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wont matter new guy is going to continue her successful policies and formulas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it isn't. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he'd contact the newspapers since he is a respected writer, who craves gay cock, and fame. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shitting on 'batman's child porn how to manual S H I T . . . . . I N G . . . . . . S H I T . . . . . . S H I T . . . . . . S H I T . . . . . . . . Now that everyone doesn't agree, he still doesn't have his mothers permission and the library won't let him use their computers to mine CP. EVERYONE IS NOW AT FAULT. his poor mom this is worse than breaking her foot, and stealing her car. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what delusion is this? this sounds about as accurate as the machine gun man, and other paranoid hysteria. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me buy a quad CPU Apple G5 with OS X 10.4 you too can be like aunt Peggy. Except quad G5 can do video. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mac-Pro-G5-Quad-Core-2-5-GHz-/221812827242?pt=LH_Default Domain_0&hash=item33a513246a I mean just look at this motherfucker! It's HOTTER than fuck, has firewire ports, and is in no way portable! Or you know, something like this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah I know.... but the price is cheap enough I figured it was worth a shot. I mean it's not like you're sucking dick for coffee creamer, $40 isn't going to kill you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me EVERYONE AGREES EVERYONE AGREES! EXCEPT FOR MUMBLE, AND ME THAT CRAWFORD IS DOING A 'GOOD THING' BY CONSUMING VAST AMOUNTS OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. THIS MEANS YOU. DO YOU AGREE THAT YOU SUPPORT THE 51 YEAR OLD MAN CHILD TO WHACK IT TO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY? And I'm not talking about "yes, so he goes to prison sooner", He really thinks people support his pedophilia. So who supports his pedophilia? simple vote, yes/no. with the caption WANTED FOR THE MANUFACTURE AND DISTRIBUTION OF CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the problem is short of his confessions to downloading and searching for hours for child pornography, I don't want to click a single link of it. My life is good, and I don't need to be caught up in his bullshit. So I just make it known I'm completely against him and his moronic quest for CP. I assume he is such a burden to society they don't want to deal with his bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was kind of hoping the machine gun man would scare some sense into him, but he's not that paranoid yet, just overly self righteous. And I forgot he doesn't care about how his actions can impact his poor old mother. I don't want to see her get swatted because her son is a buffoon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mommy issues ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Never thought of him as a NAMBLA type They must have really hit him on the head pretty fucking hard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I Hate My Mother Me Mom Is Being Completely Unfair! I hate my mom!!! She is so unfair! I am the oldest child of four, and the other three are getting everything they want while I get nothing. She always takes their sides and gives them everything! Her excuse for giving my little siblings everything they want and giving me nothing is that they are littler. That is also her excuse for taking their side, even when I am right. WE're SE Asian, and she is so sexist and racist and selfish and hypocritical. Everything is about her. She criticizes curvy people like Jordin Sparks or Carly Smithson from American Idol, when she is no supermodel herself. She thinks that males are the dominant gender. I swear, if she had her way, I'd never get to wear pants. She thinks that just because we're Pakistani, that we are better than every other race. She generalizes Pakistani people and American people a LOT. I personally take the American side because I was born and raised here. She probably only wants me to become a doctor because she wants me to be so rich so that I can give her money. She keeps telling me not to build up enemies whenever I try to tell her about people i don't like, and yet, I know for a fact that she hates my best friends mom, who happens to be my aunt, and HER sister in law. Whenever I watch TV, she always changes the channel to Noggin because my sister wants to watch it. She has a nasty temper. Whenever I make weird noises for fun, she gets all mad and threatens that if I make her mad enough, she'll either hurt me badly or kill me. She tells me that she won't be able to control her rage if I made her mad enough. Did you get that? THREATENS TO KILL ME!!!! Dad doesn't know because most of time, he's at work (In the NAVY). She has also broken a lot of plates in her rage. Geez lady, get some anger management lessons! She wants me to live with her all through college and says that I can't move out until I get married or finish college. That is ridiculously unfair, isn't it? She won't let me have a cell phone until high school, and she won't let me have a car till college. That is not fair at all. She is unsupportive and uncaring. I have a dream to become a fashion designer and to go to a fashion school in New York. She doesn't give a shit and insists on me becoming a doctor. I don't now, or ever, want to become a doctor. I don't want to, and she can't make me. And whenever we talk about it, she always tries to guilt me into it. "If you don't be a doctor, then your straight A's are worthless." Is she so crazy that she thinks that the only profession that makes a lot of money is in medicine. I don't care what my crazy mother wants for me, I am going to be a fashion designer, Dammit! She has no idea what happens to me at school, not counting my academics. She has no idea that I am interested in boys, that I feel depressed every time I think about how much she "cares", or anything like that. She doesn't know these things because she doesn't ask. If she doesn't ask, I feel no obligation to tell her, and everything is all bottled up in me and I can't tell anyone! My dad knows that I like boys. That's sorta because he knows of my crush-bordering-on-obsession with a certain guy named Dorkius Maximus. My mother owes me a LOT of money that she borrowed and the money from allowance that she never gave me. I happen to know for a fact that she has more than a thousand dollars in her purse, in cash, and that is more than enough to pay me back. But does she give me a single cent? NO! Once, when we were all supposed to get new bikes, the "golden children" all got new bikes. But guess what? I DIDN'T. She makes me feel bad so many times with mental abuse. I end up crying myself to sleep more often, only to awake to her and her vacuum cleaner! I once recently tried to cut myself, with no luck. The scissor weren't sharp enough. I think about running away a lot too. Anything to escape this living hell. I need professional help. I know that. If I tell my parents, who KNOWS what will happen. I'd have to tell them why, and then surely my mom will kill me for revealing her true colors to my dad. I can't talk to any guidance counselors in school because then most likely, it will spread all over the school that I'm crazy or that I have a psychotic mother. You know, one day, I am going to walk into a shrink's office with a wheel-barrel full of Mom's money, and talk until she/he begs me to leave. there is no correlation between you being too young and some kid who kills themselves. as always you just make shit up to fit your view. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you have zero creditiblity when it comes out you are a child predator. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only you didn't go fucking off the rails after the bonita thing. You could have kept your domains, and that sweet ad revenue that you've never been able to replicate. I can't imagine fucking up that big, but here you are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very true. then he started his CP fantasies, and for some reason he's cranked that shit back up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NYSE data centre is in NJ your ignorance simply boggles the mind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me because it just demonstrates you don't know what you are blabbering on about. the floor is just for show. But a big time financial investor like you wouldn't know what. How is that diarycream & ketchup finance newsletter going? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IBM and the Holocaust its a great book. None of them spent a day o n jail, or a dollars worth of fines. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive worked with "we are the mothership" terry crazy temple guy. He is one of those NIH guys that is very short sighted. His custom vax os was tied to one model. And cycle exact. Wrong revs of the boards would break it. Plus he was all around unpleasant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry THE POOL IS CLOSED H E P O O L I S C L O S E D . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . X . . . . . . . . WAKE UP YOU DICKLESS WONDER AND BAN HIM ALREADY! my man ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HEAVENLY $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he needs to be lobotomized. he's a hazard to himself and everyone around him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then he starts his need to litigate everyone so they dump him to the curb, rinse and repeat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pushing down stupid FFS Rusty, where the fuck are you? P U S H . . . . . . . . . . x . . . . . . . . . . y . . . . . . . . . . z . . . . . . . . . . The workings of the delusional mind is boggeling Another (idea) was to write all the canadian solicitors general so they could banninate internet from the united states. Another idea I had was to tait until just before black friday then crash the stock market. Another idea I had was to request an audience with the pope - I know the procedure for that - then request he point out the problem In the end I decided to do ehat I do best: write a wall of text then whore its link all over k5. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/7/6/18529/87336/14#14 MDC audience with the pope? LMFAO. Cause a market crash? LOLOLOL YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE $25. utterly disillusional. as always. Like you can pony up $150 for a passport or $2000 for a flight to Rome. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me batman. he cited batman as his example. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. the cartoon character batman. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/7/7/52250/86305/17#17 IM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. When I discussed this with that deputy I asked if he knew what a "Free Agent" was. "Yes." "Bruce Wayne was a fictional Free Agent. He became Batman because he saw his parents murdered." "Yes I know." I don't even. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after that whole 'dick touching thing' He's gone all child porn crazy again. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2015/7/6/18529/87336 And he's been on another binge of downloading CP, and printing it or something. He thinks he is BatMan or some crazy shit. I would caution to NOT click any links he gives, as it will no doubt have enough key words and who knows what that would land anyone in trouble. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Even though he is 50+ now he still pushes boundaries like a child. It's unreal. What circumstances would make you think it's ok to start downloading CP, and searching for it like crazy? The only surprising thing is that the US and it's "ZOMG THINK OF THE CHILDRENS" doesn't give a crap though. I was hoping rusty would purge his CP links at least. He's totally off the rails. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ! your only hope is to ring the police, and tell them you want to assist in an investigation. ask them if they are familiar with batman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god he is flat ass broke. could you imagine what he could with 20 or 30k? print up books of this shit, mail them to everyone on his 'special treatment list' and fuck their lives into the ground. You know he'd fucking do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Godwin the internet douchebag? I'm sure you taught him how to login to usenet. No, wait, you WROTE USENET. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me logic you are defying logic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ho ho ho touche! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he lacks the $25 to ship his child pornography collection. So no, he has not shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy fuck you are dumb no wonder you have to masturbate to trees. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Kuro5hin's own child predator is now on the loose! God help the children of Portlandia. But he will be in with good company: 221684 ABARCA-HERNANDEZ, GILBER 04/01/15 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217202 ANSTEAD, CHRISTOPHER RYA 03/11/15 OAD-D 09/04/15 RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 220938 BAUGHMAN, SCOTT EUGENE 01/20/15 F5-3 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 221459 CAJETEROGARCIA, ADRIAN A 03/12/15 F1-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 221213 CATHCART, JEREMY DANIEL 05/19/15 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 182464 DARROW, DAVID JOHN 05/21/15 F1-5 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 191783 DESCLOUX, DOUGLAS JAMES 01/11/15 F5-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 125839 DIAZ, ROBERTO 06/11/15 A3-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218794 ESCARENO-BORUNDA, ULISES 01/29/15 OAD-D 01/25/16 CHILD MOLESTATION I 220160 FRAZER, KYLE EDWARD 11/04/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 207241 GENSITSKIY, SERGEY 06/26/15 F5-2 CHILD MOLESTATION I 172689 GREGORIO-MENDOZA, JUAN 02/17/15 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 221254 HARDY, TAVION MARCHE 02/20/15 G1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 212626 HELLER, IAN ANDREW 09/30/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 187137 HURST, JAY BRYANT 09/02/14 F5-1 09/01/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 221637 KARREN, JOSEPH RAY 03/27/15 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 218169 LINDSEY, PAUL LEONO 04/23/15 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216687 NEW, JEREMY THOMAS 09/04/14 F1-3 09/03/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 131359 NIPP, BLAINE KEALIIKALEI 04/24/15 F5-15 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218909 RANCOURT, STUART GREGORY 05/14/15 F5-1 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 147962 REYNOLDS, GERALD RAY 01/06/15 W2D1-11 07/15/15 CHILD MOLESTATION II 218311 RHINE, NICHOLAS PETER 01/15/15 F1-11 07/13/15 RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 175505 ROBB, TYLER DAVID 07/01/15 F5-3 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 220297 ROBISON, RANDY JAMES 04/28/15 F5-8 11/13/15 CHILD MOLESTATION III 185303 STARR, LAWRENCE ALFONSO 06/23/15 F1-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 141774 WIDNER, JAMES ALBERT 09/04/14 OAD-D 09/03/15 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 220109 WILSON, STANLEY SNEED 05/28/15 F1-10 RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 215879 WOOLSEY, DUSTIN WILLIAM 04/30/15 F4-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III What a fucking tool. I hope he is brought to justice before he forces himself on a child. people are cashing out big time as the market was WAY WAY WAY over valued. It's our own dot bomb! Alibaba is just a shitty ebay clone that 'works' because that fucker got ebay banned in China. rinse and repeat for all the other tech stocks. Plus the government foolishly keeps pouring in more money to the stock, so the selling continues. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are a fucking sham there is no magic behind them, because they have NOTHING. They invent NOTHING, the produce NOTHING. Amazon at least has their warehousing capabilities, and the best logistics ever. ebay has the auction thing down like a killer. alibaba has a phonephone to uncle general internet doucebag to silence western competition. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure you could make your own ebay but it's cheating to have ebay banned in your home country so you can make one. That, is fucking fraud. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but using the government to make you the defacto (and only) choice is just plain bullshit. It's even more bullshit to have let him IPO on the NASDAQ, although I still like to think it was a trap, as it now makes them liable for all the knockoffs that are treated as terrorist assets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are already moving stuff to africa. But the americans keep blowing them up, because of 'terrorism'... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SSE Index will hit 6,000: investment guru Although China's stock price index has hit dizzying heights following a continuous charge in recent months, investment guru Jim Rogers has yet to spot the formation of bubbles, predicting the Shanghai Stock Exchange Composite Index will hit 6,000 points. Rogers made the prediction during an investment forum in Shanghai on May 27, when the SSE index advanced 0.6% to 4,941.71 points, a seven-year high, with the combined trading volume on SSE and Shenzhen Exchange topping, for the third straight day, 2 trillion yuan (US$322.5 billion) . "I still keep my Chinese stocks in my investment portfolio," stated Rogers, adding though that he hoped the index can drop somewhat, to avoid overheating and an accumulation of bubbles, which could bring disaster. He wished the index can fluctuate, to assure the sustainability of the bull market. In line with his past stance, Rogers remained bullish over agricultural stocks, especially Chinese ones. Other Chinese stocks he favors include those in the sectors of rail, medicine, finance, travel, and pollution abatement, according to China Business News. The investment guru urged the Chinese government to further open up its market, saying that it's essential for Shanghai to develop into an international financial center, challenging the status of Singapore and Shanghai. Dalian also looks to become an international soybean trading center, as the amount of soybean transaction contracts inked in the harbor city has exceeded that of Chicago. http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20150529000111&cid=1 202 LOL SO FUCKING WRONG ON EVERY ACCOUNT. Especially the 'pollution/green' tech. It's a giant scam in China to soak people for expensive shit that either doesn't work, or is ineffective. You should see all the solar powered lights with extension cords run to them. LOL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only you had a job. oh wait. Also you could ejaculate all over the printed pictures to make identification easier. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DUDE HE CAN TOTALLY HOST A REDDIT REPLACEMENT ON HIS SERVER! HE HAS BEEN TO A DATA CENTRE CIRCA 1987 AND KNOWS COMPUTER. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah he has money you do not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You can't even print your porn collection cant buy a laptop. can't feed or clothe yourself. Instead you download CP from the internet using library computers. Jesus christ. What a fucking disaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me This is why you and I both struggle! STRUGGLE! Every DAY IT IS A STRUGGLE! to know I can cover the rent, and we won't live on the streets. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE to know I can feed my family. EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE to know not only I can bathe, but so can everyone so we don't have parasite infestations. And we have clean clothes. THIS IS WHY WE STRUGGLE WITH MONEY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know it's a difficult burden to struggle with money. I struggled today as I snail mailed bills because it's the fucking 1800's out here. I struggled as I bought stamps, and affixed them, and sent my payments on their little merry way. Just as I struggle working in an office that I run. I struggle to make payments, buy furniture, and office supplies. every day is a struggle. If only I could have a 10 year project with zero progress. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC's amazing chilopred CD collection! comes with free condom, and lollipop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me k5 is so broken I cant even report crawdraud for posting CP. File Abuse Report Invalid form key. Please return to the user page and try again. Jesus fucking christ rusty!!!! No idea he is incompetent so its either all broken links or rife of child porn. Either way since his "touched his penis" diary he has been jerking to little boys. What a fucking downfall. From programmer to homeless vagrant who is lookong to jump his first kid. I hope to God he doesnt kill the first child he inevitably will rape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is a compulsive liar he is "helping the police" by trying to build an alibi for manufacturing and distributing child pornography. He is totally jerking it. He is the defination of depraved. When you read about him having killed kids in his uner the bridge hideaway itll all make sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he aint too bright ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he just hoped someone else would do it as he'd have to file so much paperwork on your ass. He'll get in trouble though when it comes down you informed him of your fetish. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He is literally BatMAN! The Child Pornograhy knight ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me please give them your location so they can swing by and chat ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is a well known pedo bear but too broke for a van. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf you woukd think a "golden tounge" woukd be enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is going to end up living under a bridge a penniless broke bum. The only question is will Crawford rape him first? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but is it really rape? when a black man does it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me coocookachooo!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lived you mean you lived under the bridge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you never ship so who cares what you think ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like i said you never release. Go back to prison you pedo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOST? lol you can't even pay for coffee. you are so dead broke, your BIL has to keep your shitty domains alive that didn't expire with your penchant for going to prison. Good lord, the last hosting company Id look for is frogg hosting. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me duliciniatech coldandhungry? Are you really that dumb? I guess sliding down that pole had you fantasising about young boys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aka you can't host fucking shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the larger problem is that this migratory communit is fucking big. and most shitty sites dont scale for fuck, and crap out HARD. So you end up with old world dumbassess trying to buy 286's from powels to add more 'power' to the cluster they run with stolen power, and a cheap wifi hookup, or you have to bite the Amazon EC2 bullet and hope you can right size without going bankrupt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks 90s man All youve told me is youve never deployes n 20+ years. As always you are too busy polishing sub standard mirrors, missing the stars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how many people are you going to kill and or rape? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me worrying about them now as you download your cp, while masturbating all over your ibook. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for blastar lol looks like america happy 4th. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me public info is public you don't need permission to access public data in the USA. Kind of embarassing you asking this, and I thought .au was "free", when it must not be. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they only update like 1x a day ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if he stops posting here and one shows up there, it's a given. of course it sounds like he wants to go camping in the desert to show he can drink his own piss, so god knows where he'll turn up next. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so reddit is fucking broken crawford failed to get arrested. voat is down. rusty drop the wall! The uploader has not made this video available in your country. Sorry about that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Saturday Night Live. I'll skip it. thanks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you think he was manic at cern? had a meltdown, and was kicked out? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what??? as a summer intern, he was the best and brightest of them all! why Tsutomu Shimomura and Richard Feynman personally vouched for his glASS making skills! His ability to hone in on details that don't matter and prevent projects from shipping due to creating personal rifts, and an unsafe work environment are an asset to any organization! CERN should be so blessed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll email Sir Tim Burners Lee saying you gave him as a reference, and ask how your mentoring his coding helped give us HTTP 1.0 which shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ethical engineer supports DRM [Vorbis-dev] OggDisk? Sun May 6 00:57:59 PDT 2007 Previous message: [Vorbis-dev] OggDisk? Next message: [Vorbis-dev] Xiph wiki: speedy deletion cleanup, spambot user pages Messages sorted by: [ date ] [ thread ] [ subject ] [ author ] On 5/5/07, Petr Tomasek <tomasek at etf.cuni.cz> wrote: > I've seen many new standards on the Xiph page. > Have you thought about creating something like > "OggDisk", that would correspond to CD, DVD, > BD... disks? I have a proposal for such a thing here: A Proposal For A Copy-Optimized DVD-Audio Format http://www.goingware.com/notes/dvd-audio.html A key element of it is that each track could be marked with a machine-readible license. The Creative Commons folks distribute an application that does such a thing. I plan to support making such disks in my GPL application Ogg Frog (http://www.oggfrog.com/) but it is very early in its development, so I won't be able to provide the feature for quite some time. -- Wait the ethical engineer is pro DRM? No wonder RMS doesn't know his mighty works! Let us behold! A Proposal for a Copy Optimized DVD Audio Format We can defeat the upcoming copy protected DVD Audio standards by specifying a format for DVD Audio disks that are optimized for copying and Internet file sharing. September 1, 2005 Copyright 2005 Michael David Crawford. Creative Commons License This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.5 License. I got to thinking about something after setting up the Ogg Vorbis and cdparanoia tools on my Mac so I could back up my collection of two hundred compact discs to a few DVD-Rs. I'm writing to suggest the community work together to specify a standard for the format of DVD Audio disks that will be Free as in Freedom. There are a couple of competing standards in the works for DVD Audio that have the advantage of higher audio fidelity than CDs (sampled at, say, 24 bits instead of 16) and that can hold more hours of music, but it's already clear that the companies behind the standardization efforts consider copy-protection their first priority. You can be sure that the very finest minds in cryptography, mathematics, physics, optics and electrical, mechanical and software engineering are working together, and working very hard, to make sure that when 24-bit Britney Spears DVD Audio disks hit the stores that they won't end up on eMule the very next day, in fact not even within the next decade. I don't think a very serious effort was made to ensure that the DVD Content Scrambling System was entirely secure. I also don't think that mistake will be made a second time. Could there be a better way? Many musicians actively promote the copying of their music. AGNULA Libre Music is an archive of music that is not just free to share, but copylefted - the tracks must have the Creative Commons Attribution-Sharealike or EFF Open Audio License to be hosted there. What sort of DVD Audio format would AGNULA's musicians like to distribute their music on? How about DVD disks that are optimized for copying, whether it be through burning physical copies or sharing on the Internet? What I envision is a disk format that is rigorously specified so that it will work reliably in the simplest embedded devices like car dashboard and home stereo players, but with completely unprotected Free Lossless Audio Codec files on them. A DVD can store a lot of music in FLAC format if it's just 16 bits, but FLAC can store samples up to 32 bits. The greater storage capacity of DVD will not only allow Copy Optimized DVD Audio music to sound better than CDs do, but allow more channels than stereo's two, to provide surround sound or a separate channel for each performer. (I just discovered how to make cue file backups with FLAC so I can finally properly back up my collection. I've lost several CDs to bad scratches and even a couple to my dog who likes to chew things that shouldn't be chewed.) While most people can't hear the difference between 16 and 32 bit audio, higher-resolution samples enable one to edit audio tracks without loss of fidelity. Mixing audio tracks and applying acoustic effects loses numerical precision each time it is done. Starting with larger samples enables the final product to retain a true sixteen bits of real precision. Thus artists could encourage other performers to mix themselves into a track in such a way that it still sounds good. But here's the key: each file will be named in a way that's optimized for file sharing, with artist, album, title and track number right in the filename, and with all the right metadata already embedded in the file when the track was mastered at the studio. To share such a track you just direct your peer-to-peer filesharing application to your DVD drive so it will share the same music you're listening to, or have your friends copy the tracks onto their computers' hard drives, or else just burn them copies of the whole DVD. But wait: there's more! The DVD disk itself will have a metadata file in its root directory that will specify the contents of the entire disk. My idea is that one could make a bit-for-bit reconstruction of the whole disk just by grabbing this one metadata file and then looking for the tracks on the file sharing networks. This file would be one or two kilobytes of XML that would have each track's metadata as well as its md5 hash so it can be uniquely identified over the net. Music labels that offerred such DVDs - and there are music labels which encourage copying - would host the metadata files for each of their albums on their websites in much the same way as many Free Music sites now host Bit Torrent files. (Don't have Bit Torrent yet? Download it right now.) The music labels wouldn't have to offer music file downloads if they couldn't supply the bandwidth or technical expertise, because those who possessed the DVDs could supply the actual bits. It is extremely important that the Copy Optimized DVD Audio format be rigourously specified in a technical document that has passed through an extensive review process. That will encourage embedded player manufacturers to support it, just as they have begun to support the Ogg Vorbis format. Perhaps all the aspects that have to do with networking, like the contents of the disk-spec metadata and a standardized way to share Copy Optimized DVD Audio disks over the Internet could be standardized by the Internet Engineering Task Force. Importantly, the disc and file metadata would explicitly specify a license, even if it's just "All Rights Reserved". Creative Commons already explains how to specify the license in an MP3. Most musicians don't know that if they don't explicitly supply a license, they implicitly forbid others to share their music. It's important to make the terms of music licenses just as rigorously clear as they are for Free Software. Now, imagine what this would do to the copy-protected form of DVD Audio. On the one hand, you could get very high quality recordings of all the top pop stars that way. On the other hand, if you wanted to listen to the same tracks on your portable player you'd have to pay separately to download copy-protected files from a commercial music download site, or maybe there would be some process of obtaining a license online that could transfer a low-quality file from a DVD to a player in such a way that Warner Records' intellectual property rights could be preserved. Or, you could listen to indy bands who really are a lot more creative and forward thinking than the tedious crap that the big record labels and the Clear Channel Radio Monopoly continuously force upon us, and you wouldn't have to deal with any expensive hassles to listen to it on your portable player, in your car, to burn to regular CDs for your antique players, or to share with your friends or over the Internet. I assert this would prevent copy-protected DVD Audio from succeeding in the marketplace. Maybe the industry consortium behind the present standardization efforts wouldn't put in the metadata to encourage copying, but I expect they wouldn't go very far if no one would buy their damn copy-protected discs. In the long run I expect they would remove the encryption so they have some hope of selling anything at all. I'm very sorry but I have an awful lot on my plate and I simply don't have the time to work on something like this. I also don't have the background required to write such a document. (I can promise I will write a CD ripper that's a lot better to use than any that I've tried so far, and place it under the GNU General Public License. Frankly I cannot comprehend what anyone finds appealing about iTunes, it drives me bananas and is buggy as all get-out.) On Eating One's Own Dog Food I want to explain why the Copy Optimized DVD Audio format is important to me personally. You see, I am a musician. Not a professional one, not yet, but that is my goal. I have decided I must make my music as free as the wind. If you like piano music, you can download my album Geometric Visions. It's just in MP3 format but now that I finally have an ogg vorbis toolchain setup I'll go make oggs, maybe they'll be there by the time you read this. I once had a very proprietary license notice on my music but I spent over a year contemplating giving it a copyleft license, ever since discovering AGNULA Libre Music. It was a painful decision, but I finally took the plunge just this very moment: while working on this draft of my proposal I took a break to place my entire album under the Creative Commons Attribution-Sharealike 2.5 License. I've been learning Lilypond so I can post the scores soon. I'll be copylefting them, the source code to my music, as well. I'm not the only one who feels this way. For example, Kuro5hin member Dac Chartrand is a Montreal music producer who owns the new record label Trotch. Dac's a pretty forward thinking guy as he offers free downloads of some of his artists' music and actively encourages those who purchase his CDs to share them. Trotch's launch party is on September 8th at Sapphir's Mix Thursday at 3699 St-Laurent, Montreal if you are in the area. The band Fitehouse published the Fitehouse General Public Music License (PDF) that was inspired by the GNU GPL in that it requires one to supply the source to recordings along with any copies. In this case the "source code" is the raw, unmixed studio tracks from which the recording was created, so that one could mix one's own version of a song. The first FGPMLed song is "Running Scared" which appears on their EP The Bomb. At the bottom of that page are links to ten uncompressed WAV files of about fifty megabyes apiece, being the original studio recordings from which Running Scared was mixed. bags packed? did you write an apology to your mom? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you broke her foot stole her car, and phone up the police to harass her. You are the worst son ever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but they are facts not libel. dont worry he is now working a case for the FBI. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me five months left Project info for Ogg Frog Share This Created 2 Dec 2005 at 02:12 UTC by Rippit, last modified 2 Dec 2005 at 02:14 UTC by Rippit. Homepage: http://www.oggfrog.com/ Notes: Hi Friends! Rippit the Ogg Frog here. Ogg Frog the software is to be a Music Ripper, Encoder and Backup Program. My aim is to write a program with the polish and ease of use of Ogg Drop but with the power of abcde. I got the idea to write it when I wanted to rip my collection of two hundred CDs to take with me on a trip to a lake out west. I tried out many rippers and encoders, but was happy with none of them. So as they say, I'm scratching an itch. One problem I had is that, being a cross-platform developer, I run Linux, Mac OS X and Windows all on different computers. There was no single program available for all platforms, so I had to learn to configure all the programs for each platform. To address this problem, I'm going to implement the UI for Ogg Frog in ZooLib, a C++ cross-platform application framework. Another advantage of ZooLib is that its fine-grained multithreading will allow the UI to be responsive while ripping a CD as well as playing audio files from the hard drive. The usual way to make bit-for-bit perfect backups of compact discs is to create two files, a FLAC or WAV audio file, and a second file called the cue file which mainly contains the TOC, or Table of Contents information from the CD. But this means one has two files to deal with for each CD; they could get separated, and it would be cumbersome to keep them together when transmitting a backup image over a network. I'm planning to support some form of single-file backup solution. I considered creating my own format at first, but am now investigating Matroska, an audio/video container format which at first glance seems ideal. They already have a format for single-file cue backups. I'll have more to say about it as I investigate it further. -- Rippit the Ogg Frog License: GPL This project has the following developers: Rippit is a Lead Developer. i humbly offer my deepest apologies that old program i had pushed out to the world? The one that had ogg file support added? They just added net streaming. Its bloody fantastic. and i didnt write a single line. All because its open soures. If that isnt bad enough, last month it nearly had 300 downloads... and its not slowing down, either! some shitty app I hacked together out of other opensoures shit. someone added ogg support, now it plays music. Inadvertently, I shipped an ogg player. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone fixed a tcpip loop I kind of fucked up now it runs like 10x faster for server queries. fucking crazy. I need to do something, otherwise it'll be obvious I haven't done anything on this project in years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you considered prison stats? you know for the impending crawfordian arrest. it'd be cool if you had stats of who was in his block, how many times they have been arrested, and any public info on them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me table is here http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/Roster%20Files/uvadmALPHAROST.htm this is in the united states, public data is public. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me netcraft confirms it! http://news.netcraft.com/archives/2015/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I made a release. fuck. that has to be fucking depressing. Almost 10 years now. TEN YEARS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you demonstrate time and time again that you are unable to care for yourself. You are so fucked when she passes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot the teenagers in moms basement writing your device drivers and filesystems. Celebrate the communisim ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Public source control, and once a decade releases are intollerable! An os that is only announcements and feature lists like pink or taligent are acceptable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me obviously it went well. good thing you stuck it out until it shipped, and didn't rage quit the first chance you got. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cant you sneak a vm on there? much more fun. Also, fuck jump boxes, the entire premise is incredibly insecure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me report them to the SPAA they are abusing the poor software developer. we use royal TSX for our tabbed ssh needs. I like the hierarchical view, which is nice when you have thousands of devices. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably die almost everyone would die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kyroflux is your only hope but I suspect nobody will help. For everyone that goes along with the program it's the brave new world. For everyone that goes against the program, it's 1984. Choose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh oh, someone is going to be offended! time for the sjw types to give linus the boot! Plus the code of conduct, he is toast! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Didn't the US pass that TPP while everyone is masturbating furiously over some antique flag? Oh I see it got fast tracked through the senate. back to the house, or does it become law later on tonight? Enjoy your sides show. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ms13 lol. The drug wars are home to roost. Once the left takes the guns, these guys will run the streets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What? no HPFS? What is an OS/2 user to do? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That was Steve this new guy may not be such an asshole. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd give him credit in saving [Star Trek](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOFHi7SRMoU). Oh sure, Harve Bennett's Moby Dick tale sure resonated with people, but the music made it compelling. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wechat? i think you mean QQ. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me middle eastern is next but yes, sushi is everywhere. Even where people still remember their war crimes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are behind. I figure New York is the centre, London is 10 years behind, Hong Kong/Singapore are 10 behind London, this puts you 10 behind us. If not more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just as the power to boycott should be allowed too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the lesson is that iOS makes you got insane lands you multiple times in jail, and is fucking impossible to write for. He isn't even up to user testing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let me see http://www.warplife.com/source-code/warp-life/ Oh wait, you didn't either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should be tracking Crawford's local jail so we get stats on average times, and people moving around ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I need to set some cookies or some shit so I can cron this as an auto alert... http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/Roster%20Files/uvadmALPHAROST.htm CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00am ON 06/15/15 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 221684 ABARCA-HERNANDEZ, GILBER 04/01/15 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 77753 ABBOTT, DUANE CURTIS 11/03/14 C3-2 none set VEHICULAR ASSAULT 203782 ACTKINSON, JOUA NATHANIE 05/24/15 G4D-D 06/18/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 208858 ADAMS, DAVID ALEXANDER 05/06/15 G2-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 162240 ADAMS, RYAN JAMES 05/25/15 G2-10 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 221028 ADDIE, RYAN WILLIAM 04/27/15 E1-5 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 137389 AILSHIE, DAVID MARLIN 06/04/15 F4-3 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 135960 ALFERD, NOAH JON 05/25/15 E5-8 none set ASSAULT IV 209917 ALLEN, VAN BULLOCK 12/09/14 G5D-D 08/26/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 06/02/15 E4-2 none set THEFT III 222045 AMESUR, DILIP SHIVA 05/09/15 W2D2-32 07/16/15 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 189811 ANDERSON, MICHAEL PRESTO 01/30/15 W2D3-63 none set PSP II 179323 ANDREWS, MARIO DORIAN 05/07/15 F1-12 none set FORGERY 217202 ANSTEAD, CHRISTOPHER RYA 03/11/15 OAD-D 09/04/15 RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 189692 ANSTINE, JASON DEAN 04/21/15 F2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 222363 ARAIZA, CINTHYA 06/09/15 JDH-F none set ROBBERY I 147520 ARMER, PAUL EDWARD 05/11/15 F2D-D 06/21/15 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215452 ARMSTRONG, DION JAMES 04/16/15 E3D-D 06/24/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218052 ASKEW, AUSTIN MICHAEL 04/10/15 W2D3-84 06/19/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 210944 AURETTO-PIPER, LUKE JOSE 04/17/15 W2D1-1 07/10/15 DUI 221190 AUSTIN, SUSAN MARIE 02/13/15 D1-1 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 193435 BABER, MARK 06/01/15 E2D-DF none set THEFT III 153115 BACHMAN, GEORGEANNE FAYE 05/31/15 B1-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219240 BADGER, NICHOLAS NOBLE 06/14/15 E4-10 06/16/15 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 220117 BAILEY, AD 05/28/15 E1-8 none set DWS/DWR III 217504 BAIRD, JASON ROBERT 06/10/15 G2-2 04/09/16 ASSAULT II 207434 BAKER, ANTHONY TYRONE 05/13/15 G3-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 68080 BAKER, DONALD FREEMAN 05/19/15 G2-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 123327 BALL, BRADFORD EVAN 01/06/15 MED-2 none set THEFT II 167380 BALL, TILDEN JORDAN 06/13/15 G1-14 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 194148 BAMBROOK, GREG JOHN 05/11/15 E5-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214616 BARAJAS, MARIO JIM 06/10/15 G1-7 07/13/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 208153 BARAN, JOHN LOTHAR 05/03/15 G4D-D none set ASSAULT IV 160826 BARNARD, KEVIN ROBERT 02/22/15 W2D3-BK7 06/16/15 DUI 90408 BARRICK, KYMBERLY FONTAI 06/12/15 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 222191 BARTIN, CALEB SCOTT 05/25/15 F2D-D none set BURGLARY-I 218814 BARTLETT, MICAIAH KEALY 06/06/15 D2-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 01/24/15 F4-1 10/08/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 157499 BATMAN, PAUL QUINCY 03/26/15 B3-F 06/15/15 HIT RUN UNATTENDED VEHICLE 220938 BAUGHMAN, SCOTT EUGENE 01/20/15 F5-3 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 218210 BAUMGARDNER, BRANDON WIL 05/12/15 G5D-D 06/29/15 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 211320 BEAN, RYAN MARCUS 02/03/15 D4D-D 06/16/15 THEFT II 131582 BEAUDOIN, MARIO THADDEAU 03/14/15 W2D2-45 08/11/15 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 222417 BEAULIEU, BRANDON THOMAS 06/15/15 B2-F none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES III 219640 BELL, JAMES RAY 06/13/15 F2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 167644 BELLEVEAU, AARON MICHAEL 05/30/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211644 BELTRAN, EDUARDO RUBI 05/09/15 G5D-D none set DUI 86697 BERGDAHL, ROBERT MAYNARD 11/08/14 G3-4 none set ASSAULT II 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-8 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209281 BERRY, JOSHUA BRIAN 04/27/15 F5-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222279 BERTHEL, CYDNEY LYNN 06/02/15 C2D-D none set THEFT II 218739 BILLUK, EUGENE 06/07/15 G2-14 none set DWS/DWR II 167549 BIRD, BARTON DUCANNON 06/14/15 F2D-D none set THEFT III 201944 BIRD, CHRISTOPHER STEVEN 06/11/15 E4-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 166813 BISHOP, JOHNATHAN RUSSEL 06/09/15 E5-7 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 148554 BJORK, DAVID EDWARD 05/15/15 W2D3-72 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 101346 BLACKBURN, RAYNA M 05/12/15 C1-7 none set PARK CURFEW VIOLATIONS 118536 BLEA, TIMOTHY BENJAMIN 05/15/15 B8-F 08/24/15 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 219792 BLEAZARD, ADWEINA JOANNA 06/02/15 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 193164 BLUHM, CHERYL ANN 04/10/15 W2D4-101 06/15/15 DUI 215747 BODNER, JACOB ISAAC 09/24/14 F1-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218454 BOLDEA, EMILY 06/08/15 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 216004 BOLDS, MELVIN JAMES 06/09/15 G2-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 183199 BOLTIN, KRISTEN ANNE 06/13/15 D2-2 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219179 BORN, BRYAN J 06/12/15 G3-3 none set FAIL TO OBEY POLICE OFFICER 221993 BOSSI, FISIANTY F 05/02/15 G4D-D none set VEHICULAR ASSAULT 207793 BOSSI, RAD PHILOLD 06/14/15 E5-14 none set ROBBERY II 221411 BOVEE, SALLY JEAN 06/03/15 C2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214672 BOWDEN, BENJAMIN STEVEN 05/25/15 E5-7 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 105655 BOWLER, SCOTT ALLEN 04/24/15 G4D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 222416 BOYCE, MATTHEW JAMES 06/15/15 E4-15 none set DWS/DWR III 110064 BRAATEN, DOUGLAS LAWRENC 03/30/15 E3D-D 07/06/15 ASSAULT III 214123 BRACKEN, JERAMY JEFFREY 05/21/15 W2D1-2 09/04/15 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 220124 BRADLEY, DOMINIC OCTAVIO 04/10/15 F3D-D none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 211915 BRANDT, VIRGINIA ROSE 05/20/15 C1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209777 BRASCH, JOSEPH MICHAEL 03/11/15 G4D-D 07/31/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219217 BRIGHAM, SELINA 06/06/15 W2D4-97 07/26/15 DUI 222341 BRISCOE, BILLY WAYNE 06/08/15 F3D-D none set BURGLARY II 221338 BROCHU, JOSH PETER 02/28/15 D4D-D 07/06/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222306 BROCK, ANTOINE LAMONT 06/04/15 E4-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222181 BROCK, MICHAEL ALTON 06/12/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 117369 BROOKS, DAVID ALLEN 06/12/15 E3D-D none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/A GROSS MISDEMEANOR OR MISDEMEANOR 219510 BROWN, SHARI LEE 04/20/15 D1-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195362 BRU, RYAN ALLAIN 06/11/15 E5-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206734 BRUBAKER, DEVIN LAMOINE 06/06/15 F3D-D 07/19/15 THEFT III 214639 BRUCE, LARNELL MALIK 05/07/15 E1-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202042 BRUSH, DANIEL CHRISTOPHE 02/10/15 C3-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204807 BRYAN, KYA LASLEY 05/15/15 D1-7 11/25/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188024 BRYANT, JOHN LEE 05/09/15 G4D-D 06/28/15 DUI 138757 BUDD, RYAN HEATH 06/14/15 E1-14 none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 148410 BUNCH, TIMOTHY RICHARD 01/18/15 F1-11 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 69441 BURGESS, RICHARD SCOTT 05/20/15 G3-10 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/08/15 W2D2-44 06/24/15 DWS/DWR III 200379 BURKE, WILLIAM MICHAEL 06/04/15 E2D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187555 BURMAN, CARIE LORRAINE 05/13/15 W2D4-86 09/21/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 174022 BURNETT, VINCENT ROBERT 05/01/15 C3-1 none set MURDER II 186220 BURTCH, RICHARD DANIEL 07/20/14 F4-14 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 195302 BURTON, JOSHUA PERRY 01/31/15 OAD-D 08/03/15 THEFT II 203842 BUTLER, TERRENCE D 06/14/15 E3D-D none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/A GROSS MISDEMEANOR OR MISDEMEANOR 56835 BUZZINI, JACK ARTHUR 01/06/15 F1-7 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 80585 BYZEWSKI, GEORGE WALTER 03/18/15 F5-8 07/05/15 FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 125010 CAGLE, THORIN JAMES 06/06/15 G2-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 221459 CAJETEROGARCIA, ADRIAN A 03/12/15 F1-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 212896 CALDWELL, KEVIN COUNTS 03/24/15 W2D1-21 08/06/15 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214840 CALVOSA, MATTHEW JAMES 06/02/15 G1-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 139033 CAMERON, GERALD LEE 06/03/15 E4-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 84007 CAMERON, RICHARD KEVIN 10/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ARSON I 180999 CAMPBELL, JASON SCOTT 06/06/15 G1-1 none set DUI (PREVIOUSLY CONVICTED OF VEHICULAR HOMICIDE OR VEH ASLT W/UNDER THE INFLUENC 219899 CAMPBELL, JUSTIN ALAN 04/09/15 E3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 222411 CARR, WILLIAM JOSEPH 06/14/15 B2-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 220256 CARTER, AUDRIE KAY 05/13/15 D1-4 none set BURGLARY II 209848 CARTER, NATALIE KAY 05/19/15 C2D-D none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP KNOW 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 06/12/15 G1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 153918 CASTILLO, JOSHUA 05/21/15 G2-8 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 200107 CASTILLO, MATTHEW AARON 06/11/15 G2-5 08/26/15 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 182050 CASTILLO, SILVANO MOLINA 06/09/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197526 CASTRO, STEVEN 06/06/15 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 219214 CASTRO-LINO, JOSE RAFAEL 02/20/15 F1-13 none set RAPE II 221213 CATHCART, JEREMY DANIEL 05/19/15 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 177550 CATTIN, JORGAN ELLIOTT 01/23/15 W2D3-65 none set POSSESSING STOLEN PROPERTY 222408 CHAKISO, YOHANNES DADO 06/14/15 G2-1 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 108038 CHASE, SHELLEY ANN 06/06/15 C1-9 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 188487 CHAVARRIA, CHRISTOPHER J 05/19/15 F1-15 none set SEX OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER-2 PRIORS 126787 CHAVEZ, ROBERT LUEVANOS 06/12/15 W2D3-66 none set ROBBERY I 222394 CHEN, SHAO QIN 06/12/15 C1-3 none set ARSON I 199246 CHENAULT, CHARLES EDWARD 05/03/15 E4-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 06/11/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207496 CHRISTENSEN, KENNY RAY 06/04/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215659 CHRISTIANSEN, ISAIAH MAT 05/16/15 E4-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215940 CHRISTOPHER, AARON A 06/09/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210848 CHURO, BJ W 01/29/15 W2D2-53 07/18/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 05/01/15 F4-2 08/03/15 ASSAULT IV 216662 CLARK, KYLE JAMES 05/28/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 70139 CLINE, DOUGLAS RAY 05/28/15 G1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222403 CLOUD, WILLIAM HEAL 06/13/15 E2D-D none set THEFT II 194029 COBURN, LORI ALICIA 06/03/15 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222412 CODY, JIM ARTHUR 06/14/15 A2-1 none set DUI 175702 CONAWAY, CRYSTAL ANN 06/08/15 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188656 CONRAD, JOSHUA ALLAN 04/30/15 F2D-D none set BURGLARY II 171775 COOK, MATHEW J 05/26/15 F3D-D 06/15/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216047 COONROD, ZACHARY LEE 05/30/15 W2D2-47 07/06/15 DUI 216020 COOPER, DAWN RAE 05/18/15 C2D-D 09/20/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212482 COPELAND, JAMES ALLEN 04/03/15 C3-3 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 79115 COPELAND, OMER ODELL 06/05/15 G4D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 219849 COPPOLA, MICHAEL ANTHONY 05/25/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216378 CORMICAN, LANCE LEIGHTEN 10/26/14 W2D3-75 09/08/15 ASSAULT II 173554 CORTEZ, CHRISTOPHER DAVI 05/17/15 D4D-D 08/05/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 222224 COSBY, ANTHONY AKEEM 05/28/15 G3-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/09/15 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162448 COSTELLO, THERESA 05/29/15 C2D-DF none set THEFT II 79840 COSTILLO, RHONDA DAWN 06/07/15 C1-10 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 222298 COWDEN, RONNIE ALLEN 06/04/15 G2-13 none set THEFT III 222405 CRABTREE, CHRISTINA MARI 06/14/15 C2D-D none set DUI 222054 CRAMER, ROBERT RANDALL 05/10/15 F2D-D none set BURGLARY II 163030 CRAWFORD, NIGERIA ANN 05/08/15 W2D4-93 10/28/15 IDENTITY THEFT-2 221034 CRAWFORD, SHAWN D 01/31/15 E1-11 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 197220 CRICHTON, KRYSTELL ANNE 12/19/14 D1-3 07/18/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 141002 CRISTLER, MICHAEL ALAN 06/08/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216947 CROMER, DONALD JOSEPH 03/20/15 G2-15 06/23/15 DRIVE W/LICENSE SUSP OR REVOKED-1, FOUND TO BE HABITUAL TRAFFIC OFFENDER 106042 CROSS, DONALD RAY 06/06/15 E2D-D 07/13/15 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 220394 CUNNINGHAM, LARRY DARNEL 06/02/15 E3D-D none set ORGANIZED RETAIL THEFT II 209916 CURTISS, DAVID JAMES 06/05/15 E5-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210575 DAGGETT, ALISHIA MARIE 05/12/15 D3D-D 07/29/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216851 DANIELS, BROOKE KELLY 05/14/15 W2D4-102 06/29/15 IDENTITY THEFT-2 127865 DANIELS, LARRY 05/21/15 G4D-D 06/15/15 ESCAPE II 182464 DARROW, DAVID JOHN 05/21/15 F1-5 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 222059 DAVIS, WAYNE DALE 06/04/15 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 146576 DEERING, GREGORY RALPH 06/06/15 G1-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196692 DEGRAFFE, TIMAR AKEEM 05/27/15 E1-4 none set MURDER II 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/27/15 C2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 218806 DELORENZE, SHANE ALLEN 05/21/15 F5-13 none set RAPE II 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 05/20/15 F1-4 07/18/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 204587 DENMAN, TRASK LEE 05/15/15 W2D3-64 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 201494 DEPEW, LEWIS DAVID 06/04/15 E5-1 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 191783 DESCLOUX, DOUGLAS JAMES 01/11/15 F5-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/05/15 D1-6 none set THEFT III 205847 DHARAMJIT, X 05/17/15 A1-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 125839 DIAZ, ROBERTO 06/11/15 A1-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 194403 DIETRICH, TRACIE M 03/25/15 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 167832 DIPALERMO, MICHAEL LEE 04/18/15 W2D1-23 07/16/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 194858 DORNBIRER, CODY JAMES 04/09/15 W2D1-10 08/21/15 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 92714 DOUGLAS, DALE VINCENT 06/06/15 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 A3-1 none set MURDER I 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 05/21/15 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 221511 DUCKWORTH, BRANDON MARQU 03/17/15 E1-11 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 204058 DURON, LAZARO 01/21/15 G1-3 06/22/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190977 DUVALL, CAMERON DALLA 06/04/15 G1-3 none set DUI 198510 DZUL-UXUL, JOSE LUIS 01/29/15 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217293 EARLS, JAMES L 05/01/15 G1-6 06/18/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 139316 EASTHAM, BRYAN CARL 06/12/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212699 EDSTROM, DANIEL JOHN 04/10/15 W2D3-77 none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 221891 EDWARDS, ARVIN KENTI 04/23/15 F3D-D none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 210317 EIKLEBERRY, STEVEN WAYNE 06/03/15 G1-7 none set UNLAWFUL CAMPING 134210 EISENHART, ROBERT JAMES 02/15/15 F5-3 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 207497 EITELMAN, JOSHUA MICHAEL 06/06/15 E5-6 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216591 ELIES, KIVENSON 06/06/15 E4-10 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 03/23/15 D4D-D 08/05/15 THEFT III 210422 ELLIS, TIMOTHY MYRTON 06/09/15 E5-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 209396 ENNS, NICHOLAS PAUL 05/20/15 W2D2-56 09/04/15 OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 220520 EPPS, QUANDRE EDWARD 12/11/14 F5-12 none set ROBBERY I 132612 ERWIN, ROBERT VASHAUN 06/11/15 E5-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218794 ESCARENO-BORUNDA, ULISES 01/29/15 F5-4 01/25/16 CHILD MOLESTATION I 209600 ESHLEMANN, VINCENT ALLEN 06/14/15 B2-F none set FORGERY 222395 FAIRBANKS, DAVID LEE 06/12/15 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 213080 FARATA, WANTEN 04/15/15 W2D1-7 09/01/15 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 180869 FARONI, MICHAEL JOSEPH 04/08/15 E5-13 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 205454 FEDDERSON, WILLIAM LEE 05/31/15 E3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217697 FELIX-NAVARRO, LUIS ANGE 01/03/15 W2D1-15 07/13/15 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215900 FELTON, CAILEY JEAN 06/01/15 C2D-D 06/26/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 170145 FEMLING, RAYMOND JAY 12/29/14 E5-12 none set ROBBERY I 221877 FENN, ROBERT PHILIP 04/21/15 G5D-D none set BURGLARY II 92449 FINK, DENNIS DUANE 05/31/15 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214183 FISHER, TAMI SUE 06/04/15 C1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 79327 FITZGERALD, CALVIN JAMES 06/02/15 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 105288 FLANERY, LEX ALLEN 11/21/14 G4D-D 07/18/15 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 199179 FLECK, JOSHUA LEWIS 04/25/15 G4D-D none set BURGLARY II 82778 FLORES, MICHAEL RAY 05/26/15 G2-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 06/03/15 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-3 none set MURDER I 193264 FRAHM, JOSHUA CANE 12/07/14 E5-9 none set DWS/DWR III 183261 FRANCISCO, DENNIS ALLEN 06/13/15 B2-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 66354 FRANKLIN, JOHN MORTIMER 06/06/15 OAD-D none set ASSAULT II 215945 FRANTZ, JOSHUA JAMES 03/19/15 W2D2-31 07/27/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220160 FRAZER, KYLE EDWARD 11/04/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 176604 FRIO, MICHAEL SCOTT 03/23/15 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 156702 FULLER, JEFFERY ALLAN 05/10/15 E5-7 none set BURGLARY II 205509 GARCIA, ESTEBAN STANLEY 05/09/15 E1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO ALEJANDO 01/15/15 E5-15 06/23/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 220916 GARCIA-DIEGO, ALEJANDRO 05/29/15 W2D3-78 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 217764 GARCIA-GARCIA, MODESTO 09/04/14 F1-5 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 202342 GARDNER, ERIC DAVID 05/31/15 G2-11 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 214017 GARRISON, ZACHAREE GENEJ 06/12/15 E3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 138641 GENTRY, RICHARD THOMAS 06/03/15 F1-12 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 126092 GERNER, STEVEN MICHAEL 02/05/15 F1-2 none set SEX OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER-2 PRIORS 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-39 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218651 GIENGER, DUSTIN LANCE 06/12/15 W2D3-70 none set FORGERY 168263 GILMORE, RICHARD BRATTON 06/10/15 C3-1 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 220906 GIPSON, BRITTNEY ANNALEI 05/26/15 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 222022 GLOVER, ZACHARY W 05/07/15 G2-6 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 215491 GOLLIHER, GRANT RYAN 05/23/15 W2D1-8 06/22/15 DUI 203548 GOLOVATYUK, STANISLOV SE 05/29/15 W2D3-74 none set BURGLARY-2 202870 GOLYSHEVSKY, WILLIAM VIC 06/09/15 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 04/17/15 E1-2 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 214385 GONZALEZ, CEASER ANTHONY 04/02/15 D4D-D 12/10/15 ASSAULT II 208102 GONZALEZ-SANCHEZ, ARTURO 04/04/15 G1-7 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 217359 GOODRICH, KATELYNN THERE 05/30/15 D3D-D 06/18/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 175512 GORDON, JOSHUA STEVEN 04/05/15 G1-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 05/23/15 F4-9 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 06/05/15 F3D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 165567 GRANT, RAYMOND EARL 01/23/15 F1-12 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 222402 GRAPER, STACEY LEN 06/13/15 B1-F none set THEFT III 216825 GRATRIX, CHRISTIAN JAY 05/27/15 W2D1-12 06/21/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209679 GREENEN, STERLING KYLER 04/30/15 E5-14 07/02/15 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 172689 GREGORIO-MENDOZA, JUAN 02/17/15 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214795 GRIMES, TRENTON TYLER 05/22/15 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216302 GRUNDY, ERIC LEE 06/12/15 G5D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 182452 GUILLIAMS, ARIANE LEE 06/11/15 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/14/15 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192908 GUNDLACH, ERIKA LEE 04/26/15 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219339 GURULE, HUNTER WYATT 03/26/15 E5-4 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 181425 GUTIERREZ, CRUZ ANTHONY 05/07/15 G3-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210598 GUTIERREZ, SAVANNAH DANY 06/11/15 D1-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217391 HAAGEN, TREVOR RAYJOSEPH 06/06/15 E5-1 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 129526 HALL, ALLEN RAY 05/19/15 G2-8 none set DUI 88919 HALL, HENRY WILLIAM 06/02/15 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185299 HALL, WESLEY LEE 05/30/15 G5D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/09/15 D1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 175464 HAMILTON, ALICIA MARIE 05/26/15 D3D-D 06/25/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205744 HAMILTON, JESSE WILLIAM 05/23/15 W2D3-58 08/07/15 DUI 182473 HAMMANN, NICHOLAS SCOTT 05/02/15 W2D1-18 07/03/15 PSP I 112777 HAMPTON, TERRENCE JAMAL 04/09/15 W2D3-79 11/19/15 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 190373 HANDKE, RUTH A 05/29/15 C1-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 146190 HANER, RAYMOND WULF 05/12/15 W2D2-54 06/24/15 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 221254 HARDY, TAVION MARCHE 02/20/15 E4-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 192828 HARRISON, SEAN DAVID 03/27/15 W2D2-29 08/04/15 DWS/DWR I 221123 HART, JEREMY FRANCISCO 02/08/15 W2D3-BK10 09/29/15 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 219455 HARTER, GRAHAM FITZGERAL 06/09/15 G5D-D none set NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 218621 HARTZELL, THOMAS ELLSWOR 06/02/15 F5-5 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 222413 HASHER, NATHANIAL JAMES 06/14/15 E4-4 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 186152 HASS-DOOLEY, JOHN JOSEPH 06/02/15 F5-5 none set ASSAULT IV 193732 HASSELBALCH, STEFAN JOHN 04/26/15 E5-11 06/21/15 BURGLARY II 221685 HATFIELD, ZACHARY JACOB 06/11/15 B3-F 06/14/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 178074 HAYES, BRANDON GREGORY 05/01/15 F1-3 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 112221 HAYES, RONNIE LEE 04/13/15 W2D2-41 11/13/15 DWS/DWR I 222391 HAZEN, CHRISTIAN SCOTT 06/12/15 E1-7 none set ROBBERY I 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 06/11/15 G1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 75838 HEINEMANN, MITCHELL WALT 06/12/15 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212626 HELLER, IAN ANDREW 09/30/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 216171 HENDRICK, LATRICIA MARIE 01/06/15 D2-4 08/11/15 ASSAULT II 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 C3-6 none set MURDER I 157290 HENSLEY, KRISTOPHER ALAN 05/05/15 W2D2-50 07/24/15 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 197322 HENSLEY, MARK THOMAS 06/05/15 E4-14 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 206891 HERMAN, STEPHEN 04/27/15 F4-6 none set MALICIOUS HARASSMENT 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-10 none set MURDER I 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 04/30/15 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 182120 HIBBARD, RYAN JOSEPH 06/09/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187611 HIETT, TAYLOR JOHN 06/12/15 E4-15 none set DWS/DWR II 220317 HIGGINS, JONATHAN PAUL 11/20/14 C3-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 133200 HILKEN, STEVEN WAYNE 05/09/15 W2D3-76 06/15/15 DUI 176382 HILL, NATHAN ADREAIN 06/13/15 F2D-D none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 222343 HINTON-WASHINGTON, SHMIQ 06/08/15 D3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 221144 HOCHSTETLER, ERIK DANIEL 06/08/15 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 131573 HOELDT, CHRISTOPHER WILL 06/11/15 G4D-D none set HIT & RUN 93452 HOGAN, STEVEN ALLAN 06/10/15 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 222235 HOLCOMB, ALEX ANTHONY 05/29/15 G5D-D none set THEFT III 206069 HOLLAND, CORY D 03/24/15 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 219598 HOLLAND, DOMINIQUE RAY 06/09/15 E5-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214106 HOLSINGER, BRITTINI LINN 06/10/15 D3D-D none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP 220054 HOLTORF, ALEXANDER MILES 05/30/15 E4-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 222222 HORNING, APRIL LOUISE 05/28/15 D3D-D none set THEFT I 217626 HORNSBY, MELANIE MICHELL 05/14/15 W2D4-91 06/19/15 ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 222283 HORSLEY, TRACY LEE 06/02/15 E2D-DF none set DUI 222375 HOUGHTON, ROBERT LEE 06/10/15 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220375 HOWARD, KATHRINA LEE 05/08/15 D3D-D 08/12/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217689 HOWEM, JEREMY TODD 05/20/15 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 204512 HUCK, JESSIE JON 05/29/15 F1-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 156205 HUCKINS, PATRICIA 05/21/15 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 195734 HUGHES, SCOTT MELVIN 11/13/14 F1-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 162838 HUNTLEY, RYAN EARL 06/10/15 E3D-D 07/31/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187137 HURST, JAY BRYANT 09/02/14 F5-1 09/01/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 189436 IAGER, JAY DEAN 06/09/15 F2D-D 06/19/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213063 INGRAM, STEVEN ODELL 03/17/15 F4-11 none set ESCAPE III 222388 ISLAM, ARIFUL 06/11/15 G1-11 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 146811 IT, SANGVAR JON 05/24/15 A1-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-11 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 109381 JACOBSON, KATHY SUE 05/23/15 D1-4 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 166568 JAMES, JOSHUA EARLE 12/29/14 F1-6 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 1 211493 JANSSEN, JEREMY RUSSELL 04/26/15 W2D3-73 09/22/15 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/13/15 F3D-D none set DC WT (PUT DETAILS IN REMARKS) 211045 JIMENEZ, EDUARDO MIGUEL 09/26/14 OAD-D 08/23/15 ASSAULT II-DV 222104 JIMENEZ, MELISSA MICHELL 05/16/15 D2-4 07/18/15 ASSAULT II 221023 JOHNSON, CHAUNTE 01/29/15 D1-2 07/01/15 BURGLARY II 186002 JOHNSON, HEATHER ANN 03/13/15 C1-1 07/02/15 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 145155 JOHNSON, LINDA RAY 04/16/15 D1-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220899 JOHNSON, RICHARD ALLEN 05/29/15 W2D3-68 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 191090 JOHNSON, ZACHARY DAVID 06/11/15 G5D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198466 JORDAN, ZACHARY RYAN 05/14/15 W2D2-40 08/18/15 THEFT II 201127 JUAREZ, RACHELLE SHANTE 06/14/15 B4-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211267 JURGENS, JOHN JAMES 06/11/15 E4-6 none set HIT AND RUN-INJURY 222301 KALDIS, CALEB JOSHUA 06/04/15 C3-2 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 221637 KARREN, JOSEPH RAY 03/27/15 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 212825 KARUO, KUNGFU K 05/22/15 F4-7 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 212398 KARUO, TINO JUNIOR 06/02/15 E5-3 none set DUI 108284 KASKI, JAMES ARTHUR 05/17/15 E2D-D none set HIT & RUN 216005 KATZEEK-KING, OLIVIA ANN 06/12/15 C2D-D none set DUI 173901 KEENEY, DAVID ANTHONY 11/13/14 F1-14 none set ASSAULT III 168532 KEESEE, TIMOTHY JOHN 06/04/15 E4-7 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 219635 KEITH, JESSE RAY 05/22/15 W2D1-14 07/05/15 THEFT III 156936 KELLY, JAMES MATHEW 05/22/15 F5-9 none set ASSAULT II 184073 KELSEY, JEREMY DWAYNE 03/18/15 W2D1-13 06/19/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 183640 KEYS, THOMAS JEFFERSON 09/26/14 G3-11 none set ROBBERY I 218861 KHUKHRYANSKIY, ALEKSANDR 11/07/14 OAD-D none set ASSAULT IV 123908 KIDD, MICHAEL SCOTT 06/03/15 G5D-D 07/10/15 DUI 222332 KING, KEVIN KEITH 06/06/15 E3D-D none set DUI 195316 KING, TY LOUISE 06/12/15 C2D-D none set BURGLARY II 128873 KNAPP, GEOFFREY SCOTT 12/16/14 F5-14 none set BURGLARY-I 82339 KNOX, ROBERT LEE 06/07/15 F1-7 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 134847 KOEN, JAMES REID 06/04/15 G2-8 none set BURGLARY II 213791 KOHLER, LEA KATHRYN 04/15/15 C1-12 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 170720 KOLESNIK, VITALIY NIKOLA 12/22/14 W2D2-37 12/02/15 DWS/DWR I 205506 KOWATSCH, MATTHEW MARTIN 03/21/15 F3D-D none set THEFT II 193527 KRAMER, CHRISTOPHER M 05/29/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202316 KROUT, DAYLON DENNISRALP 06/09/15 G2-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216856 KUMAR, MOHINESH AKSHAY 06/13/15 E4-3 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 177440 KUNASEK, ROBERT FRANKLIN 04/11/15 W2D1-3 06/17/15 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 215100 KUNEKI, BRITTANY NICHOLE 06/13/15 D3D-D none set ASSAULT IV 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 221033 LAMB, MYKEASE O 01/30/15 JDH-M none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 185149 LANDSIEDEL, DAVID PAUL 03/25/15 G2-3 04/07/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 221968 LANSDON, AUSTIN JAMES 04/30/15 F2D-D none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 220922 LARSON, CAITLYN R 05/07/15 D3D-D BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 199239 LAUB, DAVID HIROKI 05/26/15 G5D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 183302 LAVIOS, JOSHUA DANIEL 03/10/15 G2-4 07/27/15 THEFT III 189781 LAWHEAD, CHELSEA ANN 05/25/15 D1-5 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 182905 LAWHEAD, IAN RUSSELL 12/26/14 E5-15 07/10/15 ASSAULT IV -DV 198620 LAWRENCE, SCOTT WILLIAM 05/27/15 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 220364 LAWSON, BILLY TODD 11/25/14 G1-14 none set ROBBERY I 181810 LAWSON, GABRIEL SABEN 06/04/15 G2-13 none set THEFT III 221680 LEATHERMAN, JAY PATRICK 06/12/15 E2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 163865 LEE, TANNERD LYTLE 05/25/15 G1-9 none set BURGLARY II 212176 LEWIS, DALLAS JAMES 06/05/15 F1-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 221588 LEWIS, PATRICK E 03/24/15 G1-4 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218456 LEYVA-GONZALEZ, FRANCISC 01/30/15 W2D3-69 06/30/15 ASSAULT II 214319 LICKAR, ZACHARY TAYLOR 04/17/15 W2D3-BK8 none set BURGLARY-I 202032 LIEVEN, JOVAN 11/09/14 F1-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 192398 LINCOLN, JEREMY JAMES 04/10/15 G4D-D none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218169 LINDSEY, PAUL LEONO 04/23/15 F5-4 none set Since we are long overdue for another 6+ months of Crawford in jail maybe now he is still here we can talk about the serious things... what law books does he 'need'? Where can we escrow them? Funding his writing campaigns? prison funds for books, what kinds? something other than law books? Can he make weekly podcasts? Or can we setup a phone number to call with an answering machine? I think it needs to be a land line? While we are in summer, what about camping supplies? powdered creamer, and ketchup sachets?' Macbook chargers? Something to keep the maggots and worms out of his clothing? Remember he is incapable of supporting himself, and the prison industry fundamentally doesn't want him as he is too much of an aggravation. Raising money for bonds and parole is out of the question though. I think his BIL will keep his domains up for a year when he gets arrested again, although once he is inevitably put away for more than a year all his passwords, domains, porn, and source will be lost. I know he will never release oggfrog or warplife, so we don't need to have that discussion. thoughts? never look a gift horse in the mouth "I know how to use the sun to distill my own piss into water I can drink." Also, money is useless for food. so the creamer/ketchup bandit rides again. This time he's literally pissed. first get the source code which I found the Atari version here: http://www.atariarchives.org/speedscript/ch3.php Then you either translate the assembly into something modern, or emulate like this: https://github.com/charliesome/6502 But Im not a master debugger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was only 'ok' because we really had nothing. I used some horrible fucking POS Easy Working Writer as it had spellcheck. Then I imported this shit into GeoWrite, which then I printed on my OkiMate 10 the slowest fucking printer in the universe. Once I got a 286 with CGA and Windows 3.0 + MS Word it was a fucking miracle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1-2% brah they are the minority. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we are all going to die and lifefrog will have never shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Y'all gonna shit bricks next election demographics have shifted, TX is going blue again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you have have 3270? for access to the IBM sanctioned web? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The future is vinyl FLAC rips. no really, it's a thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep. CD's went all BASS to the MAX, and Vinyl stayed flat. So you can fuck around with it yourself as you play jr audio engineer, while CD's went all SONY BASS BOOST/Rapper's delight. I think 8TB disks are great for this, they don't have to be super fast, but for pulling off a FLAC it's more than enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me death always ruins a good day all we can do is be thankful for the time we had ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me early 90s? be thankful he hasnt QoS'd you down to 2kb/sec ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad news so it turns out that someone unknown to me added a feature to a shit program I had written years ago. apparently the guy gets bored while it's running so he did something crazy. he integrated libogg. it now plays music. it doesn't rip which I guess doesn't matter, in the last 10 years I managed to lose my CD's. And this laptop doesn't even have an optical drive. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sometimes you know the future is amazing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where can I download this magical player? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how dare you make yourself a part of her life!!!! you are only an accessory to be sommoned and dismissed at her will! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why would I want to witness the birth of my child and be there to support my wife in a time of great physical stress and danger? You know women die giving birth, even in the west right? I guess the 'good dads' are out at the races or out with another women. Weird dads like me were with their wives. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow are you always this fucked up? How do you have relationships with people? You make Crawford sound logical and sane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i would be offended to be pushed away but lets face it you know your opinion is contrary to the norm.so you post here expecting us to be against a contrary thing. Wow news @11 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No you didnt you came here to reherse this insanity. Before you drop this shell on him and to repare how he would react. You have no desire to hypotheticaly respect any wishes of a "husband" that would want to be there. You came here for confrontaion. And yes id be devestated to be pushed away. What are you really running from? Are you affraid he wont want to be with you after seeing you going through the whole thing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with no intention of shipping Just like oggfrog. 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And his applications speak for themselves! He has taught me hiw to sell apps, as he has capitalized on that market! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You forgot where he is a raging capatalist with his MANY successful companies! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know, right? http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/5/11/204616/438/34#34 Actually, No. I own two corporations. (none / 0) (#34) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Tue May 12, 2015 at 11:12:48 AM CCT I am staunchly pro-business. But I am not a fascist. Among the traits of fascist states, is that they regard themselves as pro-business. I quite commonly point out that small businesses create the most new jobs, but even so it is the large businesses that get attention from the politicians. There are many large businesses I'd be OK to work form, but fewer of them. View: Display: Sort: Rate? What is So Wrong, with Having a Moral Conscience? &pipe; 81 comments (81 topical, 0 editorial, 0 hidden) &pipe; Post A Comment that's not actually true (none / 0) (#38) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Tue May 12, 2015 at 12:13:13 PM CCT My IRS 1040 for 2000 reported $110,000.00 in taxable income. My highest hourly rate was $120.00. The highest salary I've earned as a regular employee - not through my own businesses - was $135,000.00. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's all OK though He's got a secret. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and for that he installed blastarbegone. LOL, can't take the heat! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me re-read it >JFK suggested that, before the sixties were out, it would be cool to drop a dozen men and a few dune buggies on the earth, abandon the motor vehicles but return the crew safely to earth. on the earth. MDC is suggesting we never went to the moon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cheap chinese windows tablets sub $100. or the $500 microsoft surface 3. go cheap, it's all shit anyways. Or do you want assdroid? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me From the other site the excessive use of video games and online pornography is pushing young men into a crisis of masculinity that leaves them bored at school, disinterested in human contact, and opting out of society. Bullshit. Kids are bored at school because schools have been redesigned into standardized testing mills that cater to the lowest common denominator through inadequate funding and overzealous administrators. Theyre 'disinterested in human contact' because every single friend and acquaintence is manifest immediately in this neat new tool called the internet, and its generally only a pocket away. Theyre not opting out of society, theyre opting out of your idea of society. two failed wars have left them with limbless parents and friends that sit in the basement and eat cold canned raviolis. An entire generation has been shunned from the labour market because the adults they trust squandered through greed and hubris the future of society. And things they dont care about like abortion, gay marriage bans, and contraception have suddenly and inexplicably become the only thing in the last decade theyre forced to care about. theyre opting out because your pepperidge farm andy roony wank fest does not exist while a world of perpetual debt under minimum wage absolutely does. regarding the 'decline' of men, aka the fall of western civ. http://games.slashdot.org/story/15/05/11/1414213/psychologist-porn-and-video-gam e-addiction-are-leading-to-masculinity-crisis holy shit are you for fucking real? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is apps for disposable numbers like uh burner. how do you not know how to computer? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you dont pay for the product you are the product. holy shit, non wonder every one of your businesses fail. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BEST app from the PDX start up weekend? It wasn't warp life, no not even bomb threats could make ogg life capture the crown, nor hijack their hearts. It was PDX Shelters. A dashboard to give you homeless shelter status, as far as availability. I shit you not. On Sunday evening a five-judge panel sifted through the blood, sweat and tears -- well, maybe not blood but definitely sweat, tears and sleep deprivation -- of more than 100 entrepreneurs as part of the latest Portland Startup Weekend event. Fourteen teams presented their ideas, MVPs (minimal viable product) and potential business models that were built over 54 hours of the event. Startup weekend is a series of global events, presented by the company Up Global, where would-be entrepreneurs pitch ideas to the group. Teams then form to try to validate those ideas and build a product. The top three teams move on to a global startup battle put on by Up Global. The big winner for the evening was an idea called PDX Shelter. http://www.bizjournals.com/portland/blog/2014/11/startup-weekend-portland-how-an -app-that-helps-the.html So the economy is so fucked, that there is an app to find which shelter you can go to, if at all. Yeah. green fucking shoots. No wonder so many young kids with their 100k+ student debt are over here teaching English. It's over America, fucking over. they pulled a RIM the world chaNGED. the largest cellphone demographic (teenage girls) demanded smart phones to share pictures to facebook and instagram, but neither BB or nokia were going to shift, as their tech demographic, (the elderly) dictated they wanted more buttons, and feature less phones, because that internet thing is such a fad. so no, Nokia was utterly doomed. And Symbian? LMFAO. give me a break. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Our little home grown terrorist http://twitter.com/MisterMarkup/status/196368916501626881 Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup #pdxsw My work writing Industrial Control Systems Software enables me to know how to cause huge explosions from the comfort of my own home 0 retweets 0 favorites Reply Retweet Favorite 3:42 PM - 28 Apr 2012 3:42 PM!!!! this means he was wide awake, and cognitive of what he wrote. His best defence... That wasn't what I tweeted $ (none / 0) (#11) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Sat May 09, 2015 at 07:29:12 AM CCT http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/5/7/11746/17161/11#11 WTF. Also 'own home'. LOLzzzzzzzz Once he split and left for Vancouver he fell completely and utterly apart. Although it was a marriage of connivence, he did love her. I mean look at this shit. They both take YEARS to do the most basic tasks. But she only wanted a green card, and once that was out of the question, that was it. Also cricket died. http://twitter.com/rippit/status/2868046813 Michael D Crawford @rippit 27 Jul 2009 My cat Cricket had Feline Infectious Peritonitis. It is an incurable virus infection. This evening I had her put down. I feel just awful. Back in 2009 he just was so much more in touch with sanity. http://twitter.com/rippit Now look at him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what will he do next he's the howard stern of k5, honestly who doesn't check back here to see what crazy shit he's going to do next, because you'd never believe it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looking for mentions of warp life and it's impending release and GPL announcement. Then I found his dead twitter account(s) and the meltdown from when he was making threats and shit.... It's google's fault. Before google I wouldn't even look. Worse, it's still there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you never play life? the sims 3 is the best doll house ever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me time is money though and the computer slave away 24x7 no vacations. just work ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like work FrogOS shipping soon would take care of that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 29 Apr 2012 Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 29 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll be placing my iOS App Warp Life (#warplife) under the GNU GPL. I have to do some things before I can release the code tonight 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 29 Apr 2012 #pdxsw #warplife is at http://www.dulcineatech.com/life/ The GPL source will demo some ways to make more reliable iOS Apps 0 retweets 0 favorites 3 years ago our hero made his famous bomb threats. And here we are. Just A FEW MORE THINGS! FEW MORE MORE THINGS JUST SUCK IT. Also the rest of the meltdown. Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll tell you that one would do well not to move a Search Engine Optimization Specialist to furious anger for nonsensical reasons 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll tell you that the United States Constitution's gurantee against self-incrimination does not apply to civil lawsuits 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'll just say that my own personal experience with corruption in the Computer Industry goes back to my first real coding job in 1986 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'm very, very tired so I'll have to get back to you on what Sapiens Software has to do with the Portland Startup Weekend. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I'm proud to say I myself designed and implemented the variable scoping rules as stated in Guy Steele's "Common Lisp" 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Eventually the product shipped and was actually, very, very popular for a while. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Eventually Bruno attracted some regular investors so those who didn't quit got paid. I was told they were Cocaine dealers 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw It was not long before Bruno realized I was just making that up. I couldn't get the cops to come. I was the only one to get paid 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw One of them pulled out a checkbook and covered the full amount of my payroll and all the overdraft fees 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I quietly and calmy explained to Bruno and his partner that if I didn't get paid RIGHT NOW a bunch of cops would seize their PCs 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I turned up at the office with a stern, angry look in my eye. Unable to find a loan shark Bruno just wrote us all hot payroll checks 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw "But that can't possibly happen! that was a payroll check." While a serious offense to write a hot paycheck, it's quite simple to do 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw First thing Monday morning I got a desperate call from my bank manager. That big Friday deposit that I already spent had just bounced 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I clebrated by spending the weekend blowing every penny of it all over Monterey and San Francisco Bays. There was lots more coming 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw This resulted in my working eighty hours per week for two solid weeks. Being paid hourly, that was the biggest paycheck of my life 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw We were all UC Santa Cruz students. Unable to explain their jobs to any of my colleagues, I just did all their work for them 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I was hired as a manager rather than a coder because Bruno thought I was better with people than computers, yet I was their very best coder 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw A briefcase full of cash, you see, that Bruno managed to score from some random stranger in a liquor joint. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I grew concerned when Bruno cheerfully told us all that when payroll came due he'd hit all the bars until he got a "short term loan" 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw One of the founders John Bruno Hare designed the software architecture and wrote the most difficult code. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Sapiens Software was the two founders' very first startup. While brilliant they were a couple of naive kids just like most of you. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw That first retail coding job in 1986 was an Artificial Intelligence called Sapiens Software Star Sapphire Common LISP. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Recall now that I aimed to earn the Nobel at first in Chemistry, then Physics because I hoped to benefit humanity in a profound way 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw You'll find great numbers of my essays in which I explain just how and why I regard the Computer Industry as fundamentally corrupt 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw But it is no mystery to me why it is so hard to actually close a signed contract with a client: just Google my full name. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw As I said I'm solicited several times a day to apply for coding gigs that pay well over $100.00 per hour. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My resume puts every last one of yours completely to shame. You could stun a bison with because I've done so many different things 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My degree is not in Computer Science but in Physics. Us Physicists take a profoundly fundamental viewpoint on everything 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I wrote my first computer program in 1976 and have been in the retail software business since 1986. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 It's not that the #pdxsw members don't have good product ideas, nor is there a shortage of fine coders, designers, marketers or salespeople 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 The instant I set foot in #pdxsw last night, it was plainly apparent to me that few if any of you have a clue how to make a startup prosper 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Every startup at #pdxsw will need a website. It is INCREDIBLY expensive to promote a new business through paid web advertising 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I have never been paid to perform Search Engine Optimization but am well known for effectively optimizing my own sites 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I desperately hoped to get to sleep when I got home just now, but the staff of #pdxsw made it clear that I have more writing to do. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Do not trifle with wizards, for we are subtle and quick to anger. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Ciao, Baby! 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw One Final Word then I'll leave you be. Please read "Every Engineer's Solemn Duty" at http://www.dulcineatech.com/ethics/whistle-blower.html ... 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'll be writing this whole sorry #pdxsw mess up at http://www.softwareproblem.net/ then blasting it all over the Internet. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'm sure that not just the #pdxsw staff but everyone that has anything to do with any of the Startup Weekends will be pleased to know that- 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw If you would like any manner of help on your product or website, or advice for your business: mike@dulcineatech.com (503) 928-7501 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 It has been made abundantly clear that if I set foot in #pdxsw again this weekend I will find myself behind bars. C'est la Vie. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I would love nothing more than to help you fine young ladies and gentlemen succeed beyond your wildest dreams at #pdxsw but unfortunately... 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 You folks at #pdxsw won't think what I've outlined at http://www.mistermarkup.com/ will outlast us all, but that's not all their is. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Which of the products developed at #pdxsw this weekend will still be in use a thousand years from now? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw When you are gone, what will you leave behind not for your children, your wife or your husband, but for Humanity? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw What are you here for? Why are you even doing this? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I close today as I opened last night: the book Don Quixote by Miguel Cervantes is of fundamental importance to me 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Some of my friends have a strange sense of humor. They blasted this all over the Internet. Now a Meth Kingpin knows I reported him. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I was absolutely NOT kidding when I told my Prosecutor that I'd take him to the Supreme Court. He promptly dismissed my case. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I fired my defense attorney, showed up in court with a huge stack of professional legal texts, and faltly rejected a plea bargain. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw The State Pen is no big deal. Had the British ever caught Roger Sherman, he wouldn't have been shot or hung but burned at the stake 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My Bad Attitude goes way back: one ancestor of mine signed the US Declaration of Independence, two were Civil War Commanding Generals 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 No doubt every last one of you heard me shouting at the #pdxsw staff this morning. I was facing state prison over Corporal Zimmerman. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Corporal Zimmerman didn't give a damn that a drug informant was mown down by a machine gun because it wasn't his jurisdiction! 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I was prosecuted for harrassing VPD Corporal Greg Zimmerman for attempting to report a gruesome murder that a friend witnessed 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 That happens all the damn time, #pdxsw I just spent a month in the downtown Vancouver slammer on $50,000 bail charged with a Class C Felony 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Pointing out to the #pdxsw staff that our event's purpose was far more important than its structure led to me being thrown out by the police 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw This is to illustrate that simply to point out The Software Problem to the wrong people might lead them to open fire on you with guns 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I regard the #Occupy movement, Arab Spring, protests against Putin in Russia all as being attempts to Solve the Software Problem. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw I am CONVINCED that VTS will one day drop a pickup truck on one of that plant's workers, making a widow of his wife instantly 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Just one single copy of Trihedral's VTS HMI/SCADA package controls a giant robotic automobile assembly plant. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw It shouldn't be that way but it is. I resigned in protest from Trihedral Engineering because they refused to fix their shoddy code. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw It's called Human Machine Interface / Supervisory Control And Data Acquisition Software. I myself could decimate our infrastructure! 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw My work writing Industrial Control Systems Software enables me to know how to cause huge explosions from the comfort of my own home 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw it would have been trivially easy to prevent the gruesome deaths of seventeen astronauts aboard the Apollo I, Columbia and Challenger 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw Most regard the symptoms of Madness as hallucinations, mania etc. I regard them as engineering design flaws that get people killed 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw we've been trying to find a way to cure Madness since The Dawn of Humanity. I won't Solve that Problem myself. I just document it. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw a Psychiatrist diagnosed Josef Stalin as a "Classic Paranoid". Three days later that shrink died of poisoning. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw to point out reality to one who lives in a world of delusion often leads the delusional person to extreme reactions as furious anger 0 retweets 1 favorite 1 Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw he greatest obstacle to recovery is that a phenomenon known as "Anosognosia" leads one to be incapable of knowing one is ill 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw the clinical community has long established that only one in ten of the mentally ill receive treatment during their entire lives 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw it's commonly thought that mental illness is rare, just about always crippling. In reality mental illness is common, most doing well 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Most would despair, give up in frustration or feel forced to accept this willful irrationality. But #pdxsw as a scientist, I seek the cause 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I puzzled over this for quite some time. Not failure but REFUSAL to Solve the Software Problem leads to endless human misery. Why, #pdxsw ? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 But #pdxsw, my sorry experience is that The Software Problem does not want to be Solved. Simply to point it out leads most to shout at me. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, then "Purely technical solutions fail to effect truly meaningful and lasting change." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, http://www.softwareproblem.net/ points out "Software failure is fundamentally a human problem, not a technical one." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 We made no sense to each other: the #pdxsw staff fixated on our STRUCTURE like a pit bull on a pork roast, with no regard for our PURPOSE 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I replied "The PURPOSE of #pdxsw is to start successful companies. If I joined a team only that team would benefit. I aim to help everyone." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 They quite sternly and bluntly asserted "The structure of #pdxsw is to divide into teams. Join a team then help that one team." 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 But when I explained my plan to the #pdxsw staff this morning they got really angry about it and flatly refused to give me any peace 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Several #pdxsw members who discussed this with me last night were wildly enthusiastic. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I view the #pdxsw goal as the creation of successful new businesses, so I set into helping all to achieve that before the vote even started 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I now call humanity's senseless, often destructive irrationality "The Software Problem": http://www.softwareproblem.net/ The #pdxsw staff has it bad 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, I often find that few people make ANY sense to me. Some despair, others bear it. But as a scientist I sought the common thread. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Often one fundamental principal governs many apparently unrelated things. #pdxsw, you will succeed if you find such principles. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, one fundamental task for the scientist is to seek out phenomena that make no sense then find some rational explanation for them 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I now feel that of far more benefit to all than putting Warp Life in the App Store would be to release its source. #pdxsw would get it first 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 While maddening to figure out, I now know many ways to achieve completely reliable iOS Apps. I aimed to teach those to ALL the #pdxsw teams 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I've been coding Warp Life for two years. I never meant to charge for it, but just to learn iOS coding and demonstrate my chops to clients. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 If Adobe, Skype and even Apple can't get the crashes out of their iOS Apps, can #pdxsw debug theirs over the weekend? No. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, the end-user reviews at the App Store. Set the display to show the Most Negative ones first. Most Apps have crashes and data loss 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, Cocoa Touch & Objective-C are deceptive: it's easy to write a simple iOS App but INCREDIBLY hard to get an interesting one right. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 After the vote at #pdxsw I felt I could do the most good by writing down stuff that's crucial for new business but that none of you know. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, you're all fine folks with great product ideas but most of you are young and PROFOUNDLY naive. Don't make the same mistakes I did. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I turn down $$$ coding gigs every day so I can write down what I had to learn the hard way so others, like #pdxsw, can learn the easy way. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I spend most of my time walking around Portland & Vancouver seeking those in despair, getting them help, food & shelter. Why then @pdxsw? 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, In '87-'88 volunteered on the phone hotline for The Suicide Prevention Service of Santa Cruz County CA. I never needed to call 911. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 #pdxsw, I sought the Nobel Prize. First Chemistry then Astronomy then Physics. I love Science but Academia Sucks Rocks. I code instead. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Last night I brought to #pdxsw a canvas bag with as many technical books as I could carry, that you could keep as long as you needed. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 Working to benefit humanity is one of my most fundamental values. I aim to give #pdxsw the benefit of my extensive experience. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'm quite serious in asking #pdxsw about what we would leave behind for humanity, and what Apps would still be used in a thousand years. 0 retweets 0 favorites Michael D. Crawford @MisterMarkup 28 Apr 2012 I'm the guy with the suit and the polka dot tie. I apologize for my inept #pdxsw pitch but my web server died. I got no sleep as I fixed it. over 150 that day then silence. I remember he had these sexual fantasies of breaking into that womans house, and was testing the locks then he was arrested before he could flee to mexico. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all from the same day its no wonder he doesn't TWAT anymore, 150chars is too small for Crawford to adequately explain in painful detail that his father was in the NAVY, and that contrary to the constant posts about shipping FroggLife, he never had any intention to do so, because he's a liar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me later today? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol http://twitter.com/MisterMarkup/status/196368916501626881 #pdxsw My work writing Industrial Control Systems Software enables me to know how to cause huge explosions from the comfort of my own home ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine you want crawford? ill give it to you ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 80% as good as IV? this, that sounds fucking amazing. I'd say I was 0.0000001% good as any repetative stress training video, I dont know what the fuck it was, but it sure wasn't a star wars. II was only marginally better, and 3? wtf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shut your whore mouth iv,and v were the results of others having control. Ewoks were a warning we all ignored, but lucas ran wild without his wife to bitch slap him down. have you not seen the outtakes of iv, that made star wars into another american graphiti? Lucas is a hack, JJ will deliver satasfying action with a clone vader for luke to kill and fall to the dark side. Not lucas's vision of tade deals, and people sitting on couches. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that he is a fucking hack and his wife, the excellent editor cut out his bullshit, and delivered a great film from a steaming heap of bullshit. yep it's in there all right. Lucas has no fucking vision, his 'other' films sure tell the tale. Look at this helping of shit. 1999 Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (written by) 1999 The Dark Redemption (Short) (creator) 1997 Troops (Short) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Yoda Stories (Video Game) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Droids - The Pirates and the Prince (Video) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Droids - Treasure of the Hidden Planet (Video) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Ewoks - Tales from the Endor Woods (Video) (characters) 1997 Star Wars: Ewoks - The Haunted Village (Video) (characters) 1996 Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire (Video Game) (story) 1995 The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Attack of the Hawkmen (TV Movie) (characters) 1995 The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Treasure of the Peacock's Eye (TV Movie) (characters - uncredited) 1994 Radioland Murders (story) 1994 Young Indiana Jones and the Instruments of Chaos (Video Game) (characters) 1993 Star Wars: Rebel Assault (Video Game) (characters) 1993 Star Wars Chess (Video Game) (characters) The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series) (story - 18 episodes, 1992 - 1993) (based on a story by - 1 episode, 1992) Florence, May 1908 (1993) ... (story) Vienna, November 1908 (1993) ... (story) Peking, March 1910 (1993) ... (story) Benares, January 1910 (1993) ... (story) Young Indiana Jones and the Phantom Train of Doom (1993) ... (story) Show all 19 episodes 1992 Indiana Jed (Video) (stories) 1992 Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis (Video Game) (characters) 1991 Star Wars (Video Game) (characters and universe) 1989 Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation (Video) (story) 1989 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (characters) / (story) 1988 Star Wars (Video Game) (story and screenplay) 1988 Willow (story) 1986 Captain EO (Short) (screenplay) 1986 The Great Heep (TV Movie) (characters) 1985 Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (TV Movie) (story) 1985 Droids (TV Series) (characters) 1985 Ewoks (TV Series) (characters) 1984 The Ewok Adventure (TV Movie) (story) 1984 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (story) 1983 Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (screenplay) / (story) And what year did get get divorced? 1983. I also see Howard the Duck absent from this list, even that shit wants nothing to do with his abject failure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me PSA Foobar 2000 v1.3.8 runs fine on wine on OS X. No really, it's fantastic. I want to get one of those gold macbook's but its 3-5 weeks shipping!!!!!!!! I dont like watches I dont get this fad at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok tiffany ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me got to keep the slaves scared so they can start another war to secure that oil, and fuck the russians. pipelines, yo ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me android 5.1 anyone else got it? its much faster than 4... but so basic looking Still 32 bit. Guess i have the wrong cpu oh shit the uk is like 10 years behind the us, do you even have feature phones? Hong kong is behind the uk ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when I left freedumb land I was paying $145 a month for a verizon iphone 4. unlimited though. Here, I pay $225 for 4g unlimited, and I use a Sony Z1. Oh that's $225 HKD or 19.010 British Pounds, or 29.02 US Dollars. So yeah I bet you pay way more. Also I get 4 bars, and it's fast as shit. And no I dont have the china firewall. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah americans get reamed for phones internet, tv and such. 10 gig is $95 USD before taxes right now. http://www.verizonwireless.com/vzw/browse/plan/planListing.jsp?_requestid=162138 It's fucking crazy. OF course that is BYOP so yeah. How's that for fucking crazy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me frogg phone or ogg phone was the correct answer. Sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The religion of peace hits a speedbump in Texas http://abcnews.go.com/US/gunmen-killed-community-center-hosting-draw-prophet-sho w/story?id=30777312 LOL they go to shoot up people drawing cartoons, but get killed themselves queue the muslim apologists, it's just a religion of peace. probably a victim disarmament zone so they had securitay take them out. no doubt armed guards are racist against peaceful thugs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep it's all over. cpu's in your flash can hot load code as they see your kernel whizzing by. You can't trust anything. Your keyboard, ethernet, disks, GPU .. everything can spy on you. Even these new ethernet cards with offloading can do so much more. I guess the only solution is to get a 486. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh you don't get it, it's not about autorun. the keyboard can have it's own cpu, wifi, or hell even a cell modem, and literally report back every keystroke. Your video cable could be doing the same. There is no protection, but rather trying to fall back to 80's devices that you know aren't backdoored. SO welcome, back to OS/2 because I doubt you'd survive a few hours in a single tasking version of MS-DOS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Serious Road Blocks Warp Life is not only a fun and interesting game that anyone may enjoy, but truly a useful tool to the Computer Scientists who perform original research into Cellular Automata Algorithms. Based on our presently known bugs, the work that we know remains to be peformed as well as Apple's written App Store Approval Policy, we expect Warp Life to be available at the App Store by the end of October 2013, by the end of November at the very latest. Warp Life for Android Early prototype development of Warp Life for Android Mobile Devices such as the HTC phones and Samsung Galaxy commenced recently, with free download from the Google Play store targeted for late Summer 2014. While every Deity hath the Insight to Fortell the Future, Even G-d Almighty Himself Possesseth Not the Power to Undo the Past. LOL considering he cant computer he just doesn't give a fuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I really dont know either or how he can publiclly announce warped life, and a simple search shows it's been 5+ years in the making. Or the implosion of dulcineatech.com, and all his bla bla for humanity crap. He's just a cargo cult guy now, from 1993. Which is sad, as even 1997 tech kicks his ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not a serious life researcher I can't listen to ogg files either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if anyone I'd bet captain CGA KNARR it'd seem his modus operaendai ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like you need different reddits may I suggest: /r/grumpyoldmen /r/imbored /r/writingprompts /r/os2 /r/retrocomputing /r/retrobattlestations /r/michaeldavidcrawford /r/warplife /r/oggfrog ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me impossibru! they ship ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me welcome to 2007 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me credibility you aint got it, herr mirko i am absolutleky .. without capslock also fuck you too merkel fucking east german commie bitch we all know you talk to poutin in russian fuck you mirkel diariazing for the win, huh just teying to win mumbles game, huh? yeah i know i think the best part of mdc is that he is incapable of anything trivial. Where mumble is real. Also i miss 0xc0000005 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i have a secret lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome I forgot how the out of order ATM warrented a Secret Service panic call @4am. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just for blastar I can feel the comic nerd rage boiling http://www.salon.com/2015/03/24/the_new_gamergate_angry_white_men_are_trying_to_ shut_down_diverse_comics/?utm_source=zergnet.com&utm_medium=referral&utm _campaign=zergnet_455801 The new Gamergate: Angry white men are trying to shut down diverse comics Female Thor and Muslim Ms. Marvel are saving the comic book industry, and the misogynist trolls are pissed MATT BINDER I like how 'matt' cites himself. LMFAO Right-wing parasites, misogynist Men's Rights activists, and opportunistic grifters who so desperately latched onto Gamergate are on the prowl again. As the culture war within the video game community continues to lose steam from its peak at the end of 2014, the conservative heroes of the anti-feminist movement are desperately looking to continue their fight against the so-called social justice warriors. And they'll gladly suck the life out of any geek culture they find viable, if it means battling progressives. Their new target? Comic books. Comic books are in the midst of a bit of a renaissance. Yes, the struggling industry is certainly helped by a never-ending parade of box office smash superhero franchises, but the comic book medium itself is working toward sustained survival through diversity. Black heroes, Latino heroes, Muslim heroes, women heroes -- the new face of comics don't only appeal to the aging, primarily-white male comic book base. As we're now seeing, these diverse heroes' ability to attract new audiences are quite literally helping save the comic book industry for everyone. But conservative vultures don't care about that -- they smell blood in the water. As the culture wars seep further into geek subcultures, they circle a loud subset of geeks, those ignorant fanboys who feel that merely introducing diverse characters into their video games or comic books declares an all-out war on their whiteness and manhood. And these leeches care not about the art of comic books or video games, but what they need to say and do in order to transform angry nerds into brainwashed angry conservative nerds that deliver page views to their websites. Of all the bloodsucking culture war hustlers, perhaps none come close to approaching Breitbart's Milo Yiannopoulos when it comes to ludicrous attempts at manufacturing controversy within the geek world. Like many of the right-wing reactionaries, Milo is clueless about video games and cares even less about comics. How do I know? Milo has outright shown pure disdain for the gaming community he was trying to win over, of course, before he realized there was market potential waiting to be tapped. And he's been caught doing it for the comic book audience too. While the new, diverse comic book heroes all seem to have pissed off their fair share of crybaby reactionaries, none has drawn the ire of the Internet assholes quite like the new Thor. Their favorite musclebound alpha male has been substituted -- by a woman. And with that, the vultures swoop in. In an article for Breitbart titled "Female Thor Is What Happens When Progressive Hand-Wringing and Misandry Ruin a Cherished Art-Form," Milo opines about the new "gender swapped" Thor. He complains about how comic writers are being forced to push forth this progressive narrative, forced to transform male characters into females. This, of course, will ruin comic books forever! The only problem with Yiannopoulos' article is the entire thing. There's no "gender swapping" in the new Thor. The man known as Thor, the son of Odin, is in the new comic book series. He hasn't been "replaced." He exists. In the story line, Thor becomes unworthy of wielding Mjlnir, his hammer. An unknown woman -- a completely original character separate from the man formerly known as Thor -- lifts the hammer and becomes the new Thor. The woman is now Thor. The fact that a woman playing Thor would cause such outrage, when even a frog is able to take up the title of Thor sans controversy, is absurd. Once the fact that the son of Odin is actually in the comic series alongside the new Thor and that this is an integral part of the story -- which Yiannopoulos clearly did not read -- haters usually resort to attacking how a woman as Thor goes against Norse mythology. But, while Marvel's Thor is based on Norse myth Thor, they are not one in the same. Norse myth Thor also, unlike Marvel's Thor, does not speak English, did not originate inside the body of a med student named Donald Blake or join up with a genetically modified American patriot, an eccentric billionaire with an iron suit, and a giant green monster to form a superhero super group. Making its way around the Internet is this panel from Thor No. 5 -- which totally irks the anti-feminist set -- in which Thor punches a creep for "saying feminist like it's a four-letter word." Their complaint is that the new Thor's dialogue is bad -- in these panels that were actually written as a response to their underlying complaint about a strong lead feminist woman showing up in "their" comics. The dialogue is bad compared to what? Male Thor's long history of cringeworthy lines? If this all sounds preposterous, wait until you hear what Milo actually cops to getting wrong in his comic book article. In a correction tucked away at the bottom of the page, Yiannopoulos explains that no, the new Spider-Man Miles Morales is, in fact, not bisexual, as he claimed in his post -- he is biracial. Oops! But one thing you won't find in Yiannopoulos' corrections is the entire paragraph he omitted when it was pointed out to him that the data he was presenting actually proves his entire point wrong -- an entire section of the article, still wrongly being parroted by the brainwashed reactionaries, removed with no note or correction. (Milo's ethics-senses not tingling?) The data this Breitbart buffoon so ethically removed were the over-the-counter sales numbers of the new Thor comic as reported by comic book distributer Diamond Comics. Milo pointed out that "sales of the Thor comics plunged from 150,682 to 69,497." But of course they did and, no, it's not because new Thor is a woman -- he's comparing issue No. 1 of the new Thor to issue No. 4 of the same series. In the comic industry, No. 1's of any series always sell more and then dip after. This is due to a multitude of reasons, ranging from collectors who buy first issues to readers who simply want to try out a new series. The real data to analyze would be how the new Thor is selling in comparison to the previous series featuring the male Thor. When looking at the sales figures for the previous Thor Series, Thor: God of Thunder, you'll find it debuted with 110,443 sold and dropped to 50,478 sold by issue No. 4. When comparing the numbers, you'll find that the new Thor series, the one starring a feminist woman, is outselling the previous Thor series. The new Thor's numbers hold strong too, as the new Thor series finds itself consistently in the top 10 comic sales each month. The most recent issue, the one with the feminist dialogue that caused mass hysteria online among the right wingers, saw no drop in sales from the issue before it. By Odin's beard, the new Thor has found her audience and it's greater than the old, male Thors. This doesn't end with Thor. Marvel's All-New Captain America is one of the more recent comic book series that has caused angry baby fanboys to wet their diapers. Why's that? This Captain America is black. (I don't recall anyone complaining when Captain America's white sidekick Bucky became the Cap.) The cause for this outcry, according to these most-definitely-comic-book-reading complainers, is that Captain American is only black for the sake of diversity. "Marvel should just give this black guy his own superhero identity!" Except, if you actually read the comic, you'd know this black superhero is his "own" superhero. At the request of an elderly Steve Rodgers, the original Captain America, Sam Wilson, better known as Falcon, takes up the red, white and blue shield. Heck, this isn't even the first time a black man has taken up the Captain America moniker. One of the most popular new Marvel series stars Kamala Khan, a Muslim teen who becomes the new Ms. Marvel. The series has received critical acclaim from longtime comic book fans and new readers alike, yet some hope this "social justice warrior" comic will fail. In January 2015, the anti-diversity crusaders thought they found reason to celebrate: Ms. Marvel did not break the top 100 comic sales for the month. The surprise hit series wasn't expected to make it past issue 7. Was the anti-diversity crowd right in saying these comics would turn away their "real audience," a mostly white male customer base, and fail? No. The reason Ms. Marvel wasn't on January's top over-the-counter comic store sales list was because there wasn't a new Ms. Marvel issue released in that month. We're talking about a new comic book hero who is so popular, her first issue received a seventh printing -- that's an accomplishment usually reserved for major titles like X-Men, Spider-man, and Batman. And while Marvel doesn't release hard digital sales data, they have gone on the record stating that Ms. Marvel is their No. 1 digital seller, even outselling those classic comic mainstays like the X-Men. A common tactic used by right-wingers is the call to "stop politicizing everything" -- while at the same time trying to push forth their own political agenda in the culture wars, of course. Keeping politics out of any art form is laughable, but there is a certain extra level of hilarity in attempting to do so with one that already has a long history of social justice. (One of the most successful comic book series is literally called the Justice League, after all.) And no, social justice warriors have not developed a form of time travel just to break into DC Comics HQ and edit an issue of Green Lantern -- these are actual panels from an actual Green Lantern co-starring Green Arrow comic from April 1970 addressing racial justice head-on. Most recently this vile new culture war movement found controversy in the cancellation of a variant, or alternate, cover for DC Comics' Batgirl. The cover, featuring the Joker holding a fearful Batgirl captive, caused a debate within the comic community. Many whom the right wing would call "social justice warriors" found the cover to be disturbing and not fitting of the tone of the current series. The cover artist and DC ultimately decided to cancel the cover. The right-wing reactionaries and anti-feminists pounced on the news. Working against them, however, was the fact that some of these SJWs taking up arms against the cover were actually the writers for the Batgirl series themselves. As the new culture wars wage on, get used to the right-wing grifters and their failed attempts to co-opt. Until next time, true believers. a woman? you mean a white man. SJW's never attack their own. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear that america has another riot underway something about new jordan shoes. LOL empire in decline. hurray, not that gay who is coldandhungry? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im number 3 means i need to step up my faggotry ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cremation makes them harder to desecrate but easier to drink ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it a disease? are millions dying? Dont get.me excited for nothing ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sell that as the service. Word is frogg hosting is still operational. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me boom that chick flying across the hood was awesome.. reminds me why I always look both ways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SINCE NEITHER CRAWFORD CAN GOOGLE JESUS CHRIST. http://www.floodgap.com/software/tenfourfox/ SHOULD I TELL HIM ABOUT THE CERTIFICATE MANAGER? I BET YOU CAN EXPORT THOSE NEW CA'S FROM A NEW MACHINE, AND IMPORT THEM INTO AN OLD ONE. BUT OUR RESIDENT COMPUTER EXPERT DEBUGGER WHO CANNOT COMPUTER CANNOT EVEN BEGIN THIS SIMPLE TASK. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Okay great, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you sir? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so all the steam people have their tits in a twist about people selling mods on steam. fuck if you wanted to be a programmer, then write mods for games, you only have to worry about one thing, not the entire shabang. or is it shebang. anyways that is the future. apps and mods. silly me playing KSP you know where the mods are programmed c# objects to plug into unity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meh I guess Ive been busy playing with mods you program. In c#. but with mono as everyone wants to run on linux, and provide a mediocre .net support ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah just saw that ill give him credit for stepping in directly, and not letting anyone else handle it. I bet the /r/gaben people are having a meltdown though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL [-]GabeNewellBellevue CONFIRMED VALVE CEO[F,S] -960 points 2 hours ago Actually money is how the community steers work. permalinkembedsaveparentreportgive goldreply [-]one_long_year 1228 points 2 hours ago*x5 Funny, the community successfully steered modding work in Elder Scrolls for about ten fucking years with nothing but goodwill and thanks, before you guys got involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me keep writing ok this is a long as rant, but it's cohesive, and makes sense. no fathers in the navy, no aunt peggy, and no five years doing a hello world style app that still doesn't work. programming is now a 3rd world job. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me feminists like Del Griffith lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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It wont pass traffic for 15-30 seconds. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS You want to set your bridge to portfast or whatever the teenagers @ linux.org call it today, so it'll pass traffic immediately. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it does it by default that is how bridges work to prevent loops. Since you (hopefully) dont have a loop, drop the listen/learn time to zero or 1 second. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only he'd open the DB. or update the fucking poll. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I already have Ultron it's even got pdf reader. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enjoy prision. OBJECTIVE OF CONFAB: The objective of the session is to put us in the best position possible to make a decision as to whether we should proceed to the next steps in seeking site blocking in the US. * The first step is a pre-phase in which we will get prepared and try to create a more favorable environment for site blocking. This would involve multiple parallel tracks. Without attempting to be exhaustive, those tracks include: * Outreach to respected technologists to begin to forge agreement on technical facts and site blocking efficacy -- and, where possible, garner policy support for site blocking (or at least dampen opposition to it). * Continued research and record building on the effectiveness of site blocking. * Outreach to academics, think tanks and other third parties to foster the publication of research papers, white papers and other articles that tell the positive story of site blocking: e.g., it is commonplace around the world and working smoothly; it has not broken the internet; it is not incompatible with DNSSEC; it is effective; legitimate sites/content have not been blocked; etc. * Building the record (and telling the story) that the sorts of sites at issue are dangerous. It is not just copyright infringement. Kids are one-click away from identity theft, graphic porn, malware, etc. Parent groups, consumer protection groups and other third parties can be cultivated to speak out against such predatory sites. * Telling the positive story of the widespread availability of legitimate content. * At the right time, we would quietly approach ISPs with which we have good relationships and which we believe might consider cooperating with us to test US site blocking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is how the internet dies not by pulling the plug, but a chinese style death by a thousand cuts. free discourse is a threat to dictatorships. Now think how does this apply to the MPAA. Enjoy prison for sites like: Google YouTube Wikipedia youporn We are looking forward to seeing everyone on October 8th for the Site Blocking Confab. This email, and its attachments, will provide background and logistical information. DETAILS: Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2014 Breakfast from 8am PT Program from 8:30am to 12:30pm PT MPAA Sherman Oaks Office AGENDA: Attached. BACKGROUND MATERIALS: Attached. Please keep confidential and do not forward. 1. Background on and analysis of technical issues and related policy considerations. This was previously circulated with the initial legal analysis as Attachment D. 2. Analysis of site blocking efficacy. This was previously circulated with the initial legal analysis as Attachment E. 3. Reference list of site blocking related research. 4. One-pager on other possible antipiracy measures. ATTENDEES: Fox Gary Roberts Ron Wheeler Hanno Basse Disney Alan Braverman Jonathan Whitehead Troy Dow Mark Arana NBCUniversal Maren Christensen Steve Kang Braxton Perkins Paramount/Viacom Rebecca Prentice Michael Fricklas Stanley Pierre-Louis Stacey Dansky Sony Aimee Wolfson Spencer Stephens Sean Jaquez Warner Bros. John Rogovin Jeremy Williams Dean Marks David Kaplan If our list of attendees is incorrect or incomplete, please let us know asap. In addition to our in-house experts -- John McCoskey and Alex Deacon (technology) and Julia Jenks (research) -- we will be joined by several outside technical experts: Jason Livingood (senior Comcast engineer), Joe Touch (CV attached), Michael Walsh (CV attached), and Kelly Truelove. Additionally, we have asked an outside statistician, Dr. Richard Waterman (Wharton School), to review the available efficacy studies and data, and offer his views as to what we can fairly conclude about site blocking from the body of available research. (Dr. Waterman cannot join us in LA, but we will be able to convey his thoughts.) OBJECTIVE OF CONFAB: The objective of the session is to put us in the best position possible to make a decision as to whether we should proceed to the next steps in seeking site blocking in the US. * The first step is a pre-phase in which we will get prepared and try to create a more favorable environment for site blocking. This would involve multiple parallel tracks. Without attempting to be exhaustive, those tracks include: * Outreach to respected technologists to begin to forge agreement on technical facts and site blocking efficacy -- and, where possible, garner policy support for site blocking (or at least dampen opposition to it). * Continued research and record building on the effectiveness of site blocking. * Outreach to academics, think tanks and other third parties to foster the publication of research papers, white papers and other articles that tell the positive story of site blocking: e.g., it is commonplace around the world and working smoothly; it has not broken the internet; it is not incompatible with DNSSEC; it is effective; legitimate sites/content have not been blocked; etc. * Building the record (and telling the story) that the sorts of sites at issue are dangerous. It is not just copyright infringement. Kids are one-click away from identity theft, graphic porn, malware, etc. Parent groups, consumer protection groups and other third parties can be cultivated to speak out against such predatory sites. * Telling the positive story of the widespread availability of legitimate content. * At the right time, we would quietly approach ISPs with which we have good relationships and which we believe might consider cooperating with us to test US site blocking. If any US ISPs are prepared to cooperate -- and we can create a track record of effective site blocking in the US -- the environment for US site blocking more broadly will become significantly more favorable. We do not need to decide in advance how to proceed if no US ISP is prepared to work with us cooperatively. We recommend that we cross that bridge only if and when we need to, in context of the landscape we face at that point in time. - - - - - - We look forward to a productive session. Let us know if you have any questions. SBF ------------------------------------------ [cid:2C542DC0-B90E-4A61-BE50-AFD959E325F0] Steven B. Fabrizio Senior Executive Vice President & Global General Counsel Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. 1600 Eye Street, N.W. Washington, DC 20006 202-378-9120 direct 703-307-7125 cell Steven_Fabrizio@mpaa.org<mailto:Steven_Fabrizio@mpaa.org> Kind of hard when the censors own the wires. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it was in there to permit only lawful content and guess who gets to decide what is lawful.. fucking idiots and their fucking netflix fucked the internet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Apparently he's got a new secret so the arrest timeline is moving up to 3 weeks until incarceration. maybe he will get 3 years this time ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought that was California which is why he isnt there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no it is where mom is. Aka the last person who will take him in. I pitty momma Crawford. She cant forg warp or ogg life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me considering he cant computer he should fall back on the music thing. Then again all he did was play scales, and write endlessly about it. jesus i need an opus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The robot Daggit was such a shit and that fucking kid. groan Even in the 70's I hated that shit. WTF was that kid doing there, I didn't give a fuck about kid problems I wanted adults with star casinos, star cigars, star hookers, and motherfucking star wars! not space kids, with space problems and space dogs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and they fucked up in the 70s, kids wanted to be adults. We wanted grown up adventure. Not to relate to some boring kid who read lines like that starwars 1 kid, and his shitty robot dog/bear. So instead they alienated kids and adults. Boom then it died. Funnu, starwars 4 had no children, and kids koved it. How the fuck Lucas misses this just shows he didnt write, edit or produce Star Wars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Man From U.N.C.L.E. ?? Isn't that target audience like fucking dead? The Man from U.N.C.L.E. is an American television series broadcast on NBC from September 22, 1964, to January 15, 1968. What fucking moron greenlit this one? Does this mean a "I dream of Genie" movie is coming soon? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he said the audio was unintelligble I wanted to fix it, but then he ran away. I suspect it'll see a release date AFTER the much vaulted Frogg Life, and Warp Frogg. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with enough shots a good editor can pull it out ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's autocorrect they mean the fool stack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait its a real thing? fuck gen x in hiring positions with their 3 tiered web apps, trying to live and die in the OSI stack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me never go full retard. sweet monkey jesus ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great some dog fucker time to remind them about the rape of nagking, and all about their war crimes. Then suggest the Volkswagen merhid, because, you know Hitler. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me every day on tv radio, and news papers we are reminded of what they did. EVERY SINGLE DAY. They must be punished. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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Select the Security icon/tab at the top on the window. Check the Enable Javascript checkbox. Close the window to save your changes. Finally, Refresh your browser. Chrome (Windows) Select Customize and control Google Chrome (wrench Icon) to the right of the address bar. From the drop-down menu, select Options. Select the Under the Hood tab at the top of the window. Under the Privacy heading, select the Content settings button. On the left, under the features heading, select JavaScript. Select the Allow all sites to run JavaScript radio button. Finally, close both preference windows, and refresh the browser. Chrome (MAC) Select the Chrome menu item from the Apple/System bar at the top of the screen. From the drop-down menu, select Options. Select the Under the Hood tab at the top of the window. Under the Privacy heading, select the Content settings button. On the left, under the features heading, select JavaScript. Select the Allow all sites to run JavaScript radio button. Finally, close both preference windows, and refresh the browser. Mozilla 1.X Select Preferences from the Edit menu. Click the arrow next to Advanced. Click Scripts & Plugins. Check Navigator beneath "Enable Javascript for". Click OK. Finally, Refresh your browser. AOL 7.0 and above Select Preferences from the Settings menu. Click Internet Properties (WWW) under Organization. Click the Security tab. Check the Custom Level button. Scroll down to locate Scripting. For Active Scripting click Enable. Click OK, and then OK again to close all dialogs. Close the Preferences window, and then Reload the page. five days late? it wont matter the test wont work for another few weeks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah dollars to doughnuts she's just trolling you. All that she has demonstrated is that she only comes here whrn she has run out of entertainment options. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me considering you dont want kids i always thought you were sterilized. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me suffer through hot tub time machine and tell me about being bored. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me diz iz vrei irtiatng i tuk teh advc of teh jalbreakng flkz dat i sohudl chng teh rut psaswrod of mi pohn, tehn pormplt frgt teh new one. however i cna us cdia tu isntla a guy txet eidtro tahn eidt mi psaswrod fil. hwever it cstz $4.99. i'd b k wtih dat but i dnt hev $4.99 dat i cna us tu pai online. however i mght b abl tu gesz mi psaswrod. but i fnid dat strabukz friewlaz dveizc in itz caf frum ecah othr. i dnt thnk i cna log in via mi usb cbal az 1 cna wtih andrid. I have two wifi routers. They are both in my storage shed, which I can get to but is a PITA. I can go to some other wifi spot that doesn't have asuch a sophisticated firewall, so really I'm just whinging. If I can't reset my root password I can reflash my firmware. fuck y hev 2 wfiy rtrz. tehi ar btoh in mi sotrga sehd, wich i cna get tu but iz a pta. cna go tu soem othr wfiy sopt dat dsn't hev asch a sophistikatet frewal, so rali i'm jsut whinging. if i cn't rset mi rut psaswrod i cna rflsh mi frmwar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. very ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so I looked at voat fucking purple triangles, faggots no really the logo is a purple fucking triangle. news history, and more important revisionist history. The future isn't written, and the past will be edited to fit the current world view. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me larger problem was cpu and price amiga 1000 $1295 68000 7Mhz amiga 500 $595.95 68000 7Mhz amiga 2000 $2,195 68000 7Mhz amiga 2500 $3,895 68020 25Mhz amiga 500+ $595.95 68000 7Mhz amiga 3000 $3,379 68030 16Mhz amiga 3000T $4498 68030 25Mhz amiga 600 399 68000 7Mhz amgia 600HD 499 68000 7Mhz amiga 1200 $599 68020 14Mhz amiga 4000 $3,699 68040 25Mhz Can you see a problem? too many 68000's and honestly it was Taiwan that killed Amiga, Atari and Apple. None of them were going to license their roms to Taiwan, there were no clone boards, no DIY. Really it's more like 700,000 people bought 4 amigas. The low end suffered shit expansion, while in 1994 a shitty XT could be pimped out with SVGA and a SB. And hell, back in '92, I scored a 80286 12Mhz board for $30. Microsoft had their OEM bundling, and $50 for MS-DOS, then $99 for MS-DOS + Windows was simply too good to turn down. After the years, I can see IBM fucked OS/2 up by preventing MS from putting Windows over OS/2, so instead they coopted OS/2 3.0 aka Windows NT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DOOM Amiga being woefully underpowered really showed when doom came out. the amiga chipset and it's hw blit couldn't do 256 colours at that speed. And while everyone could grab a 486 board+cpu+ram and keep their old peripherals, well no dice for amiga. Some bullshit patent on video game controllers held up the cd32, and commodore being commodore always in the state of bankruptcy since 84 finally folded from patent trolls. all it proved is that closed systems were born to die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aww glad you cared I forget how long you been absent? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ it's just fucking style and diction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 260kGBP noice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Clear your calendars! It's that time again, mark your calendars for the Portland Startup Weekend B2B! Friday, May 1 - 3, 2015 Startup Weekend (The B2B Remix) Portland has become something of a B2B tech hub. Elemental, Urban Airship, Puppet, Jama, Smarsh, Janrain, and so many other great Portland companies share a common trait... they serve other companies. We believe this uniquely positions Portland as a community well suited to helping aspiring entrepreneurs found the next wave of great B2B companies. For this spring's Portland Startup Weekend (May 1-3, 2015), my Co-Organizer Jeff Martens and I were challenged to do something unique, while maintaining the culture, experience and purpose of the event. We chose to focus exclusively on B2B entrepreneurship for three key reasons. Culture: Too many young "companies" are doing what Paul Graham refers to as "playing house." They are mimicking everything they see successful companies doing on the outside, like getting an office, making slick business cards, handing out T-shirts and stickers, building slide decks and websites... but they aren't doing the one thing that is often hidden from view, calling on clients with real problems and real budgets, asking how they can serve them. That is hard work, its not always fun or glamorous... but it is what separates inventors from entrepreneurs. Revenue: Funding that never has to be paid back. There are very few individuals who will pay hundreds of dollars a month for any service, so building consumer focused businesses often means borrowing massive sums of money. However there are millions of businesses that will pay real money, to solve real problems, right now. Diversity: While many people reading this have the relationships and experience to raise money, many early entrepreneurs do not. We believe this lack of access is a contributor to a disparity in the ethnic, age, race and gender makeup of our industry, as compared to the communities we serve. While others strive to improve that system of early stage fundraising, we want to show aspiring entrepreneurs how to build a business that can sustain itself without any outside funding or permission from the establishment. We believe Entrepreneurship should be more focused on building a real business rather than the pursuit of funding. We believe that encouraging aspiring entrepreneurs to target B2B opportunities gives them many important advantages that provide an alternative to traditional fundraising, and we're doing something about it... we hope you'll join us! profit is split by perentage of ownership, which is determined at the investor IPO. taxes? I have an accountant. did you never use a CPA? I'm an employee of my company and I pay myself a wage. Its not hard! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weather isn't climate unless it's to push a population reduction agenda. In this case, it's climate, and you are going to die. sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford would write a 2000 word essay about why he had to build a new OS or something, and annouce a new project and why he forgot to google it, while expousing everything he knows about the scream, while imparting that he knows nohting. I can't wait for his kickstarter, and when people behold oggfrog/warplife ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Heineken for me Tsing Tao later though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me (hugs) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not sure I follow your argument. FIVE DOLLA FOOTLONG (crawc0cks), TEN DOLLA DOMAINS! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you c c c c crazy for that crawc0ck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try installing an oracle application its all 1970s levels of fucked up ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stay on other fora with your trillby fedora fans ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they gave us os/2 and when IBM fucked it up, they took the only group from DEC and gave us nt. Seriously, sna, sql, exchange server rule the world. Unix is dead and linux has a spot for being cheap. The new ms guy may even do opensource windows. After dealing with other companies shit, ms is stuff you can at least run at home. And fuck cpm, killdal was a moron. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are arguing with a retarded stop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me racist retard ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me basic gayness lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its also a chinese holiday fun fun ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy saturday too bad I have to work today &#378;&#380; ha ha english teacher. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no kidding nbody here but us chickens ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me When Britain fi-i-irst, at heaven's command Aro-o-o-ose from out the a-a-a-zure main, Arose, arose, arose from out the a-azure main, This was the charter, the charter of the land, And guardian a-a-angels sang this strain: Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. The nations, no-o-o-o-ot so blest as thee, Must i-i-i-i-in their turn, to ty-y--yrants fall, Must in their turn, to ty-y-rants fall, While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free, The dread and e-e-e-e-nvy of them all. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves. Britons never, never, never shall be slaves. Canada is a territory it's not even a country. Besides, you are living in the UK's Taiwan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me azure https://azure.microsoft.com/en-us/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but was your father in the NAVY? fuxk april 1sr ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me g lobal climate! change al Gore! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I rent a quad core xeon thing.. 8gb of ram, and 500gb of space.. some 35 usd. oh and not shared, dedicated. It runs OS/2 quite nicely I might add. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MacBook Air so in 2012 I bought a new airbook. And it's served me well in my world trips. I upgraded from 10.8 to 10.9 and to 10.10. Unlike other kurofags, I like 10.10 and have enjoyed it. I dont think its a software issue but after waking my laptop from sleep the display didn't initialize. I ssh'd from my windows tablet, and rebooted it, and it came back ok. should I open a hardware case? I dont have hardware support so obviously I dont have any legs to stand on help me k5 support. Samsung is trying to buy out AMD??????? that would be crazy. and bad for the industry. but let's face it, Intel is the only CPU manufacturer left. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seems a good fit as AMD isn't in charge of x86, intel is, just as google drives android, and samsung just follows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i too bought a new tablet Pipo W4f. Its awesome, 32gb of flash, I jammed in a 64gb cf card. Its got 2gb of ram, and of course a quad core processor. Oh 10.1 inch screen for 200USD retail. I liked the 7inch pad for about 100, but my wife loves it too, as its real windows so she can watch the local TV stuff. Android sucks compared to windows 8.... for tablets. So yeah, how much for a coolpad? Lol Also it has a 3g slot. But I can freely tether, since I live in a free territory. I see from my iPod, that warplife still hasn't shipped. But I have a quad core x86. So I don't give a shit. 1920x1200 http://www.pipo.com/product.php?id=177 Display Size 10.1" Resolution 1920*1200 Full HD Ratio 16:10 Touch Panel Capacitive 10-touch System CPU Intel Baytrail T , Quad-core , Z3735F CPU speed clock bust up to 1.83Ghz Storage 32GB flash memory RAM 2GB Operation System Windows 8.1 with Bing , 32bit Office included Office 365 1 year subscription Sensor G-Sensor Camera Front 2M, back 5M auto focus I/O ports Micro SD slot x1 USB port micro USBx1, big USB X1 HDMI output mini HDMI port x1 Earphone jack x1 DC-IN jack x1 Microphone x1 Speaker x2 Communication Wifi 802.11b/g/n GPS module No 3G optional, supports Huawei 3G UltraStick Bluetooth Yes Power AC adapter 5V 2.5A Battery capacity 7800mAh*3.7V=28.86Wh Physical Characteristics Material metal back Weight 570g w/o keyboard Dimensions 257*172*10.3mm Accessories AC adapter x1 USB cable No OTG cable x1 Gift box x1 Keyboard x1 (optional) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she just got her period. so no But it explains why she's been so bitchy and moody. It's been over a year since the last time, I'd forgotten about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tomb sweeping aka getting bit by fire ants and drunk as fuck with uncle gambei. I love that guy, even if i have no idea what his name is. Im going to get a magnum of Hennessey, and a box of cubans. Shit is going to be k rad ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I see trane fixed his bible verses bot good job. I got some silly promotion, which means I work more. life sucks. check his diary history chat bot broken, no bible verses. chat bot repaired. bible verses. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the cops who got them before they could step outs They took a few jewels, nothing too big. Maybe the cops took the jewels? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that would be a yes then. damn they kept your stuff as evidence? lol you're not getting it back ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me classic adam sandler no really. http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-jack-and-jill/ from the guy who dissected the rotten bloated corpse of StarWars I. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you didnt' watch the review. OK, it's an HOUR long. watch it. JUST DO IT! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had one a long while back I used to mine some other website. C# I guess I can look. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like this WebClient webClient = new WebClient(); UTF8Encoding utf8encoder = new UTF8Encoding(); strURL = "http://www.bullshitsite.com/forum1/" + month + "/" + day + "/" + year + "/pg" + page; try { strHTML = utf8encoder.GetString(webClient.DownloadData(strURL)); that's basically it in a nutshell. the real magic is parsing the html of course. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should learn them its not too difficult. http://regexone.com/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh what? This looks like some kind of media platform. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LMFAO Fuck with the US, and get the wrath of the USAF. Brown people world wide seem to be in need of elucidation from MDC's father, who was in the NAVY after all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Linus soon to leave Linux kernel development Merge tag 'cc-4.0-rc2' of git:/git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/gregkh/char-misc Pull "code of conflict" from Greg KH: "This file tries to set the rational basis for our code reviews, gives some advice on how to conduct them, and provides an excalation channel for any kernel developers if they so desire it" [ Let's see how this works ] * tag 'cc-4.0-rc2' of git:/git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/gregkh/char-misc: Code of Conflict Diffstat -rw-r--r-- Documentation/CodeOfConflict 27 1 files changed, 27 insertions, 0 deletions diff --git a/Documentation/CodeOfConflict b/Documentation/CodeOfConflict new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1684d0b --- /dev/null +++ b/Documentation/CodeOfConflict @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +Code of Conflict +---------------- + +The Linux kernel development effort is a very personal process compared +to "traditional" ways of developing software. Your code and ideas +behind it will be carefully reviewed, often resulting in critique and +criticism. The review will almost always require improvements to the +code before it can be included in the kernel. Know that this happens +because everyone involved wants to see the best possible solution for +the overall success of Linux. This development process has been proven +to create the most robust operating system kernel ever, and we do not +want to do anything to cause the quality of submission and eventual +result to ever decrease. + +If however, anyone feels personally abused, threatened, or otherwise +uncomfortable due to this process, that is not acceptable. If so, +please contact the Linux Foundation's Technical Advisory Board at +<tab@lists.linux-foundation.org>, or the individual members, and they +will work to resolve the issue to the best of their ability. For more +information on who is on the Technical Advisory Board and what their +role is, please see: + http://www.linuxfoundation.org/programs/advisory-councils/tab + +As a reviewer of code, please strive to keep things civil and focused on +the technical issues involved. We are all humans, and frustrations can +be high on both sides of the process. Try to keep in mind the immortal +words of Bill and Ted, "Be excellent to each other." From 2 months ago: "I am a really unpleasant person. Some people think I am nice and some people are then shocked when they learn different. I'm not a nice person and I don't care about you," he told the conference. "I care about the technology and I care about the kernel," he said, going on to say that disagreements will always erupt once discussions go beyond those topics. The kernel King went on to make remarks about what he called "diversity in open source" in the Linux community, saying it is "not about gender, not about skin colour" and that the Linux community is already very diverse as it comprises abrasive grumps like himself and others whose skills and personality types enable different types of contributions that advance the cause. Torvalds went on to say his attitude comes from the fact "I like arguing" and that "I'm just not a huge believer in politeness and sensitivity being preferable over bluntly letting people know your feelings." http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/19/got_bugs_got_anger_just_get_them_out_say s_linus_torvalds/ Getting paid is a bitch. Got to suck up and be nice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm waiting for /dev/hugbox oh the feels! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Im sure MDC can host us a usenet server, that is once he's figured out DNS settings in apache, and he writes a custom network stack, while using his own custom headers for anything IO or time related. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nvidia is sgi people sgi fucked up because they were trying to move sgi machines. then they bought cray. in case you missed it, intel owns the world, the amount of dell machines that they move in a month will be greater than what SGI moved in their entire history. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tumblr so triggered ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mercury is good for the healthy! unlike traditional light bulbs that pose no risk at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What about Aunt Peggy's Nokia 8300? or the Commodore PET 2001? So many machines will never be blessed with froggengine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something is missing He's not in his favorite spot. 189504 CRAWFORD, RIENNE KAREN 02/24/15 C2D-D 03/01/15 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-USE 221034 CRAWFORD, SHAWN D 01/31/15 E1-3 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 speculate, while I piss myself laughing. The Four Best Investment Newsletters for Funds Most investment newsletters are worthless. What's worse, some are dangerous to your financial health. But a handful are first-rate. Thanks to the work of Michael David Crawford, editor of the Crawford Ketchup & Creamer Digest, who has been painstakingly tracking newsletter recommendations for 34 years, it's possible to separate the gold from the dross. Crawford places a lot of weight on risk-adjusted returns of newsletters' recommended portfolios. Risk-adjusted returns have more predictive value than raw returns, countless academic studies have shown. I discuss both raw and risk-adjusted returns below. For this article, I've relied heavily on Crawford's rankings. But in picking the four best fund newsletters for you, the investor, I've also considered other factors. If a newsletter doesn't give logical reasons for recommending some funds over others, you're unlikely to stick with it. Similarly, you're not likely to stay with a newsletter that's hard to understand and whose recommendations are hard to implement. No-Load Mutual Fund Selections & Timing is Crawford's top performer over the past 10 and 15 years, but I find it difficult to follow. With that in mind, I list my four favorite letters below. All of the letters publish monthly, but they e-mail rambling essays for all of humanity to their clients more frequently. The cost for a one-year subscription is listed, but be sure to check the letter's Web site for specials. All returns are for the past 15 years through October 31, unless Crawford doesn't have data stretching back that far. Code Monkey has returned an annualized 7.8% over the past 15 years, an average of 3.2 percentage points per year better than Standard & Poor's 500-stock index. It ranks fourth among the 25 fund newsletters Crawford has tracked that long and fourth on a risk-adjusted basis. The letter's picks have, in aggregate, been about 15% less volatile than the S&P 500. Editor Regan Gill offers solid investment advice amid a sea of nautical metaphors. Her five portfolios hold funds an average of 1 years. Gill wins special kudos for performing well even though she limits her picks to Code Monkey funds, which have been only so-so performers in recent years. The letter costs $100 a year. Matt Zehner, editor of The Next Fad Wave for Naive Investors, has built his success largely by investing in--of all things--Fad Wave's actively managed funds. Fad Wave's low costs give him a huge advantage. But so does his fund selection, which includes a longtime overweight in health care stocks. As befits a newsletter that recommends Fad Wave funds, Zehner eschews market timing and, on average, holds funds nearly four years. Over the past 15 years, the letter's portfolios have returned an average of 7.2% annualized, beating the S&P 500 by 2.7 percentage points per year and doing so with 15% less volatility than the index. In terms of absolute returns, the letter ranks sixth on Crawford's list; on a risk-adjusted basis, it ranks fifth. The letter costs $100 annually. Joseph Stack's Tax Dodger's Avionics Research newsletter, whose manifesto is titled "Mr. Big Brother IRS Man," is no stranger to readers of this column. His mix of fundamental and technical indicators strikes me as well thought out. Thanks to some awesome market calls, Tax Dodger's Avionics's recommendations have returned an annualized 8.7% over the past 15 years--an average of 4.1 percentage points better than the S&P. Over those years, the letter ranks number three among the 25 fund letters Crawford has followed that long. The letter's recommendations have been one-third less volatile than the S&P index, helping propel Tax Dodger's Avionics to the number-two ranking in Crawford's universe on a risk-adjusted basis. The letter mostly uses exchange-traded funds, which stay recommended for two years, on average. The letter costs $175 annually. Eskimo Ice Fund Investor draws on about 100 Eskimo Ice analysts for its selections. Over the past five years, it has returned an annualized 11.2%, an average of 5.5 percentage points less than the S&P 500. But the letter has exhibited just two-thirds of the volatility of the index. On a risk-adjusted basis, it ranks number six among the 47 letters Crawford has tracked for at least five years. It ranks number 16 based on raw returns. Editor Stefan Youngs recently discontinued the letter's model portfolios. Instead, the letter will continue to offer its analysts' gold-rated funds--an approach that has produced market-beating returns, from the back of his fifty thousand dollar sports car. If you decide to subscribe to a newsletter, resolve to stick with it for at least two or three years. Any newsletter can have a bad year, and short-term returns aren't predictive of anything. Sources: Dulcinea Technologies In A Nutshell MarketDroids! Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Shoot Them. Do you trust China no? well your computer probably does. no really. check your certificate CA trust store, and look for: China Internet Network Information Center LOL You may also want to distrust the DoD while you are at it. once more again you fail to understand how the internet works. hosts files will do nothing to prevent every other site from having chinese and russian malfia backed certs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who stalks the stalker ror? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Unethical Engineer: In case you've been hiding under a rock, the latest internet scandal involves Lenovo, the Chinese firm that IBM had used to build thinkpads when they moved manufacturing to Asia, and subsequently sold the thinkpad brand to, was loading the phishing software 'Superfish' onto everyone's laptops. So what is interesting about this? How about an incredible attack vector that resides on the users laptop that can intercept any and all SSL traffic, and uploads that traffic to the phishing website for 'analysis' to do some bullshit advertising. But let's back off Lenovo, they are just dumb greedy fucks that probably get paid $0.05 to load this spyware onto their users PC's. Instead let's look at the unethical engineer behind all this. Barak Weichselbaum This NAZI supporting J00 founded the company komodia with the simple goal of fucking over any and all users that have the misfortune of being near his products. And what are his shipping products you may ask? Komodia's Redirector Komodia's Redirector allows you to change TCP/IP network sessions with a few simple clicks. The platform intercepts traffic on the local machine based on rules that you define, and it includes many built in functions that you can use without writing a single line of code (if you need a solution that only sniffs the network traffic without modifying it, visit Komodia's Interceptor web page). Komodia's SSL Digestor Our advanced SSL hijacker SDK is a brand new technology that allows you to access data that was encrypted using SSL and perform on the fly SSL decryption. The hijacker uses Komodia's Redirector platform to allow you easy access to the data and the ability to modify, redirect, block, and record the data without triggering the target browser's certification warning. Komodia's Watchdog The Kernel protection watchdog is used to protect Komodia's Redirector files from being deleted/modified, lsp from being uninstalled and also protects the main process will not be stopped. That is right, Barak has built a living dedicated to hijacking and destroying any privacy and security that users may be expecting with their network stack. But the superfish incident is far worse, as the certificates used to verify the authenticity of websites that Barak hijacks with his Komodia products, it can also be used for remote code on web pages (activeX), and of course downloaded programs, and even DEVICE DRIVERS. Even the failfucks at Lenovo are not planning on backing down on their needs to criminally spy on their users. And where will this land Barak, Superfish and Lenovo's marketing board? Record profits I expect as now they are getting brand awareness. They should all be in prison. did you hear the word? 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit U dun goofed. Amazon? Azure? Google? Host that shit in the cloud, or get a vps, I guess... Not even blobs in sql can save you at this point ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy kitten day lol 5 years. I'm surprised his gay lover keeps his memorial alive. if rusty gave a shit he'd at least make a box somewhere on this shit page mentioning those who have become an hero. actemo was always such a faggot Surprisingly kitten beat him ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great I can put it next to my doge coins The problem with crypto "currency" is that I can't show it off at the titty bars ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive only received them never bought one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we discussed it earlier 2001 for the masses. And that pretty much summed it up. You back in Taiwan or is it Vietnam.... It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kitten day fast approaches mindpixel already passed. or is yet to come. depending on how you look at things. warp life, and oggfrog have neither shipped. was it worth the wait? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So he died doing what he loved.... well except he probably didn't have a sword with him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Poor are Stacked Against the System I don't know that it's a conscious conspiracy, but there is an appearance of conspiracy nevertheless. Consider that most psychiatric hospitals take cell phones and computers away from their patients when they check in, and they don't provide Internet access, the Ignorant Motherfuckers! This despite that some hospitals such as stanford medical center, and st. paul's in vancouver bc Canada are just fine with them posting to the ghetto all day. This has the effect of "disappearing" the mentally ill. Serious life researcher, and super debugger, Michael David Crawford, once dropped completely out of sight. I was convinced that he was overcome with sickness from ingesting too much seamen and creamer or injured, and so called all the hospitals in the area where he lived, eventually to reach the phone at his bedside. Had he been in a psychiatric hospital, the hospital would not have admitted he was a patient. Most stores in oldtown Portland have frozen burritos and microwaves, but the poor only have food stamps. Thusly there is nowhere to get nutritious food. If you don't have the cash for a can opener, you have to pay more for pull-top cans. Mental health care is free, but public transportation to the clinics is not. That's not a problem for me but it is a problem for those who aren't as robust as I. Although I sleep in during the day, because the world refuses to adapt to my sleep cycles. what gave it away? apple final cut pro after effects, or the fact their shitty videos only come through a single 'intellegence' company linked to the douchebags who backed the Iraqi wars? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not enough entropy? No one really cares whether memcpy() or memmove() are optimized provided the work quickly enough that one can hang out in libraries. Bookstores as well. And the newlines seem to be too often....? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh. why are you here? this place is fucking toxic. Look at crawfail, he's got a secret. why the fuck am I here? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1984 was a warning Not a manual ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I see that communist piece of shit is distancing himself from mao. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trane is a what Not a who. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes Next question, please. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shut up! Be happy Or you will be shot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Directions unclear at no point were you absolutely serious. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS PS My father was in the NAVY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shut Up, Be Happy We interrupt this program with a special bulletin: America is now under martial law. All constitutionalTM rights have been suspended. Stay in your homes. Do not attempt to contact love ones, insurance agent or attorney. Shut up. Do not attempt to think or depression may occur. Stay in your homes. Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work. Anyone caught outside of gates of their surveillance sectors after curfew will be shot. Remain calm, do not panic. Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot. Stay in your homes, remain calm. The number one enemy of progress is question. National security is more important than individual will. All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal. No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission. Use only the drugs described by your boss or supervisor. Shut up, be happy. Obey all orders without question. The comfort you demanded is now mandatory. Be happy. At last everything is done for you. <3 Hugs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how can you be so dum? https://www.google.com.hk/search?safe=off&client=ms-android-dulciniafroggpho ne&espv=1&q=tiananmen+square&sa=X We are so free we let him escape Put down the cracks pipe ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you ever retired a human by mistake? It is a risk isn't it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you have the time Read the pdf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's not my server Or pdf. As a matter of fact, none of the content is mine ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you need a ticket? Did you not even read the lyrics? Sing the song? You should use your Pavarotti skills and sing this one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Leaving This Site For Good As a retired traveling salesman who is currently living out his "golden years" in beautiful Myrtle Beach, SC, I have plenty of spare time. In recent years, too much of this spare time has been spent on Kuro5hin. I have spent hour upon hour arguing with many of you, and I have done so because your opinions are, quite frankly, wrong. And it has become clear that all of this arguing has been in vain, because you are beyond hope. You know who you are. You rob an old man of his years of relaxation by putting forth opinions that are so ridiculous that they need to be rebutted. And you fail to see the light, even when it has been clearly shown to you. Frankly, I have had it. I have had it up to here with all of this tenacious, bull-headed piggishness. To my many friends, I bid you a fond farewell. To my copious enemies, I inform you that you won't have Chuck Wilson to kick around any more. I've absorbed all of the abuse that I can take. Rest assured that as soon as I hit "Submit", I will head for greener pastures. I'll not be back. It's going to be 12 years of failure this year. Charles F Wilson, failing a single post longer than warplife+oggfrog. Truly an American hero. Why hasn't a bear raped you yet? It's only hugs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oil and guns that's 66% of 'merika right there. Add in some silk road Afgani heroin, and you've got GOD. god help those when GOD comes knocking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You should be old enough to remember: shut up, be happy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's because their fathers were not in the Navy! Navy, water! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you aren't dead. was getting worried. see you in 6 months. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Peter Jones is boring Stephen Jones, his brother, was in his families element when he played the book. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't see why UAE wouldn't run on it the Atari people aranym even have an ARM JIT backend, which is originally based on the UAE 68000 emulation so it could be all intermingled. Now if only there was some 68000/ARM based GURU who has 5+ years in embedded development. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny how people get mad at people infecting vaccinated kids, not at why the vaccines obviously don't work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes yes but it doesn't work very well. so again, your magically vaccinated kids still get sick. blame the carriers, not the magical vaccines themselves for failing you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only there were some way of immunizing people against these diseases... some kind of learned resistance. Did you know that milk formula is WILDLY popular in the east? We are one whooping cough away from an ELE. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OCDroid. http://www.hardkernel.com/main/products/prdt_info.php?g_code=G141578608433 Amlogic ARM Cortex-A5(ARMv7) 1.5Ghz quad core CPUs MaliTM-450 MP2 GPU (OpenGL ES 2.0/1.1 enabled for Linux and Android) 1Gbyte DDR3 SDRAM Gigabit Ethernet 40pin GPIOs eMMC4.5 HS200 Flash Storage slot / UHS-1 SDR50 MicroSD Card slot USB 2.0 Host x 4, USB OTG x 1, Infrared(IR) Receiver Ubuntu 14.04 or Android KitKat Oh and $35 USD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the 2nd wave of those $100 windows tablets Will be more satisfying. Plus they are x86 so you can run some solidly optimized 8 and 16bit stuff on there... And 32bit kit. Look for 2GB ram, 32gb flash along with HDMI out. They do exist ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Does it have a sound card? I guess someone may have to drop that whole VMDirect IO thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh good. I was afraid that we'd almost have something to show for 5 years of warplife development. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me day trading pork belly commodities In retail. In person. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well our resident series 7 trader has no time for futures, just spot retail. I hear he's also going to go into print publishing as there are programmers who will pay upwards of $20 for an obsolete textbook if they need it immediately, to be couriered via a homeless man riding public transit. The best part is that you can buy them for $0.99 if you can wait on that one week execution of textbook futures. THE MIND SIMPLY REELS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've made close to a million in the last decade spent damned near all of it. LOLZ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hey, your farther wasn't by chance in the NAVY? I think you can see where I'm going here. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah beleze isn't the price of admission 6500 usd a year? not sure about citizenship tho ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how's them apples? Wait is that the right cocktail mit prick? I don't really give a shit enough to look it up ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have Russians now? &#1080;&#1085;&#1086;&#1075;&#1076;&#1072; &#1101;&#1090;&#1086; &#1084;&#1077;&#1089;&#1090;&#1086; &#1076;&#1086; &#1089;&#1080;&#1093; &#1087;&#1086;&#1088; &#1087;&#1086;&#1088;&#1072;&#1078;&#1072;&#1077;&#1090; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah russian mob made me do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck you rusty ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was nearly assaulted by hookers No really!!! I was walking to the train and this older woman runs into me like a football tackle while 4 others grab me Then another 10 pull me thru their door. God damn that was weird So I pulled a MDC, and whipped out my dick and was kicked out. Today is a strange day indeed. hope my daughter never ends up a hooker/Exotic dancer. On the flip side I hope my son defends the family honour. But now I smell lime like a bad strip club totally safe for work totally. bored. Wait you mean that geldof bint Oh horror of horrors you two would have been perfect. I only morn I've seen her in NYC ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me please do kitten day approaches. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats funny I dont think about you at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 911 how may I direct your call THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY. CLICK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me She's gotta feed the monkey Don't tell me your heart is where the pussy is! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly this is the work of the software problem. I see that softwareproblem.org is back in business, along with it's usual shit formatting, and insane ramblings. No doubt, not a coincidence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know it's a human problem and then it goes to shit right there. He starts talking about IT flavour de'jour (he likes his xenon frogg machine that can't play sound) and incorporates that in there. I almost feel bad, or hypicritical as I too have a xenon box, that I'm going to get a new board for ( the cpu is fast enough for me ), and bump it to 32 or 64gb of ram. That way I can still surf porn, hang with you retards, listen to music, and run type 2 hypervisors under a type 2 hypervisor because it doesn't mean a god damned thing anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me here I am now: Entertain me. Ohm is easier : If you don't resist. But as always, he was always just along for the ride... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I miss snow blizzards. even sleet. it was 20something today. too fuking hot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me switzerland you can circle jerk it at davos. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember when he closed gitmo? Shuttered the illegal spying, the torture, ended the drug,terror and empiric wars? Oh and respected state rights? That was a good time indeed ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I May Have Given A Fuck I got the idea in my head to look in the fuck book. D'oh! The Zuckerberg itself didn't pan out, however I eventually stumbled across a lolitaporn with a photo of someone with the right colour hair. He doesn't look much like me, with the exception that I can see some similarity of his eyes to mine. However his background is quite a lot like mine. I didn't get particularly good grades because I was always working on my own projects - drama and telescope making in high school, for example. However our father (In the NAVY) got excellent grades. The fellow who I speculate has Given A Fuck got a 4.0 average at a college in the Sierra Nevada Brewery, later he lived in San Quentin. That's nowhere near the mountains but San Quentin Pison has a similar culture to that of Silicon Valley. It's one in the morning now. I have his phone number; I'll wait until three o'clock AM the following day or so in the time zone where he lives now, then I'll call him. Over and over. There is quite a good chance that it's not someone who Gives A Fuck, but that this particular Fuck Fuckford is a relative; I have family all over the entire west coast, Montana, Idaho, Illinois, Pennsylvania and Texas. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Fuck Fuckfordford is just as common a name as Michael Crawford is. If I do find Someone who Gives A Fuck - whenever I do, and I am very determined - it is my intention to give him our father's Navy triangularly-shaped folded American Flag. I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS 2001 for the masses But I can admit I liked it. The real funny people are the ones who hated it, but flipped when their demi-god Neil degrass Tyson liked it. Or was that gravity? We are quite fortunate to have a non jj Abrams sci fi break ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why do I need FroggLibC when I can use PDPCLIB? It took this poor guy 15 years to hit the version 1.0 milestone. But he shipped. I digress: I first started on OS/2, from memory, and the earliest record I have is version 0.02 dated 29th Dec, 1994. I was doing one or two other things between then and now. E.g. writing an operating system (PDOS), fixing Open Watcom so that it would assemble the 16-bit version of the OS (32-bit version uses the GNU assembler), writing BBS software (Tobruk, zmodem (my own from scratch plus a port of rzsz), comms library) plus many ports of other software, holding down a job, doing a Uni degree, writing software to retrieve waypoints from a GPS, and planting Australia's first GPS cache, porting the GCC compiler to MVS, getting a 24-bit operating system to run 31-bit programs, which some people stated was impossible, coming up with an explanation for why people would attack America on 9/11, and crime in general, and determining an antidote for that (unfortunately I haven't found anyone interested in knowing the antidote, so you can expect terrorism forever), porting PDPCLIB to a slew of operating systems (MVS is basically completely different to the PC in what matters the most - stdio), and doing the housework. http://forum.osdev.org/viewtopic.php?p=148295&sid=8d926e31829f535409120da968 16993f#p148295 For fucks sake just what we need another unsupported, and unsupportable libc. I'm still holding out for FroggOS, now with FroggLibC! fuck that noise PDPCLIB is what he needs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me https is fine http is totally fucked. of course the resident debugger thinks that is somehow hardware related. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Happy News! Mom (as a 50 year old man cannot possibly be responsible enough at this point in his life) had some haulers (as a 50 year old master debugger cannot be made to do manual labour) move my stuff to my locker while I was in California (while said 50 year old was on sabbatical i.e. jail). My older iPhone disappeared (no doubt, the thought police, or other ignorant motherfuckers) - it had been given to me by a client (i.e. john). I thought the haulers stole it (the bonded workmen who don't steal stuff as it'd fuck up their livelihood). I found it yesterday. It was in my suiitcase (why does he have a suitcase, the only places he visits is nuthouses and jails). What this means is that... I can try out a whole bunch of optimizations (i++; vs ++i;) I've thought up for Warp Life (while occupying various state buildings) . Now my MacBook Pro is dead. I'll have to boot my Xeon box as a Hackintosh (bug reports are expected any minute). ** Dear god here we go again. Can't someone just kill his internet access once and for all? more like a puma. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In the future, only terrorists will have encription As always the way to tyranny is paved with religious nutjobs. /*- * Copyright (c) 1991 The Regents of the University of California. * All rights reserved. * * This code is derived from software contributed to Berkeley by * Matt Bishop of Dartmouth College. * * The United States Government has rights in this work pursuant * to contract no. NAG 2-680 between the National Aeronautics and * Space Administration and Dartmouth College. * * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions * are met: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the above copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer. * 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the * documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. * 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software * must display the following acknowledgement: * This product includes software developed by the University of * California, Berkeley and its contributors. * 4. Neither the name of the University nor the names of its contributors * may be used to endorse or promote products derived from this software * without specific prior written permission. * * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY THE REGENTS AND CONTRIBUTORS ``AS IS'' AND * ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE * IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE * ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE REGENTS OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE * FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL * DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS * OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) * HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT * LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY * OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF * SUCH DAMAGE. */ #ifndef lint char copyright[] = "@(#) Copyright (c) 1991 The Regents of the University of California. \ All rights reserved. "; #endif /* not lint */ #ifndef lint static char sccsid[] = "@(#)bdes.c 5.5 (Berkeley) 6/27/91"; #endif /* not lint */ /* * BDES -- DES encryption package for Berkeley Software Distribution 4.4 * options: * -a key is in ASCII * -b use ECB (electronic code book) mode * -d invert (decrypt) input * -f b use b-bit CFB (cipher feedback) mode * -F b use b-bit CFB (cipher feedback) alternative mode * -k key use key as the cryptographic key * -m b generate a MAC of length b * -o b use b-bit OFB (output feedback) mode * -p don't reset the parity bit * -v v use v as the initialization vector (ignored for ECB) * note: the last character of the last block is the integer indicating * how many characters of that block are to be output * * Author: Matt Bishop * Department of Mathematics and Computer Science * Dartmouth College * Hanover, NH 03755 * Email: Matt.Bishop@dartmouth.edu * ...!decvax!dartvax!Matt.Bishop * * See Technical Report PCS-TR91-158, Department of Mathematics and Computer * Science, Dartmouth College, for a detailed description of the implemen- * tation and differences between it and Sun's. The DES is described in * FIPS PUB 46, and the modes in FIPS PUB 81 (see either the manual page * or the technical report for a complete reference). */ #include <errno.h> #include <unistd.h> #include <stdio.h> #include <ctype.h> #include <stdlib.h> #include <string.h> /* * BSD and System V systems offer special library calls that do * block moves and fills, so if possible we take advantage of them */ #define MEMCPY(dest,src,len) bcopy((src),(dest),(len)) #define MEMZERO(dest,len) bzero((dest),(len)) /* Hide the calls to the primitive encryption routines. */ #define FASTWAY #ifdef FASTWAY #define DES_KEY(buf) \ if (des_setkey(buf)) \ err("des_setkey", 0); #define DES_XFORM(buf) \ if (des_cipher(buf, buf, 0L, (inverse ? -1 : 1))) \ err("des_cipher", 0); #else #define DES_KEY(buf) {& nbsp; \ &n; bsp; char bits1[64]; /* bits of key */ \ &n; bsp; expand(buf, bits1); \ &n; bsp; if (setkey(bits1)) ; \ &n; bsp; err("setkey", 0); \ } #define DES_XFORM(buf) {& nbsp; \ &n; bsp; char bits1[64]; /* bits of message */ \ &n; bsp; expand(buf, bits1); \ &n; bsp; if (encrypt(bits1, inverse)) \ &n; bsp; err("encrypt", 0); \ &n; bsp; compress(bits1, buf); \ } #endif /* * this does an error-checking write */ #define READ(buf, n) fread(buf, sizeof(char), n, stdin) #define WRITE(buf,n)&n; bsp; \ if (fwrite(buf, sizeof(char), n, stdout) != n) \ err(bn, NULL); /* * some things to make references easier */ typedef char Desbuf[8]; #define CHAR(x,i) (x[i]) #define UCHAR(x,i) (x[i]) #define BUFFER(x) (x) #define UBUFFER(x) (x) /* * global variables and related macros */ #define KEY_DEFAULT 0 /* interpret radix of key from key */ #define KEY_ASCII 1 /* key is in ASCII characters */ int keybase = KEY_DEFAULT; /* how to interpret the key */ enum {& nbsp; /* encrypt, decrypt, authenticate */ MODE_ENCRYPT, MODE_DECRYPT, MODE_AUTHENTICATE } mode = MODE_ENCRYPT; enum {& nbsp; /* ecb, cbc, cfb, cfba, ofb? */ ALG_ECB, ALG_CBC, ALG_CFB, ALG_OFB, ALG_CFBA } alg = ALG_CBC; Desbuf ivec;&nb; sp; /* initialization vector */ char bits[] = {& nbsp; /* used to extract bits from a char */ '\200', '\100', '\040', '\020', '\010', '\004', '\002', '\001' }; int inverse; /* 0 to encrypt, 1 to decrypt */ int macbits = -1; /* number of bits in authentication */ int fbbits = -1; /* number of feedback bits */ int pflag;&n; bsp; /* 1 to preserve parity bits */ main(ac, av) int ac; ; /* arg count */ char **av; /* arg vector */ { extern int optind; /* option (argument) number */ extern char *optarg; /* argument to option if any */ register int i; /* counter in a for loop */ register char *p; /* used to obtain the key */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ int kflag; /* command-line encryptiooon key */ int argc; /* the real arg count */ char **argv; /* the real argument vector */ /* * Hide the arguments from ps(1) by making private copies of them * and clobbering the global (visible to ps(1)) ones. */ argc = ac; ac = 1; argv = malloc((argc + 1) * sizeof(char *)); for (i = 0; i < argc; ++i) { argv[i] = strdup(av[i]); MEMZERO(av[i], strlen(av[i])); } argv[argc] = NULL; /* initialize the initialization vctor */ MEMZERO(ivec, 8); /* process the argument list */ kflag = 0; while ((i = getopt(argc, argv, "abdF:f:k:m:o:pv:")) != EOF) switch(i) { case 'a': /* key is ASCII */ keybase = KEY_ASCII; break; case 'b': /* use ECB mode */ alg = ALG_ECB; break; case 'd': /* decrypt */ mode = MODE_DECRYPT; break; case 'F': /* use alternative CFB mode */ alg = ALG_CFBA; if ((fbbits = setbits(optarg, 7)) > 56 &pipe;&pipe; fbbits == 0) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-F: number must be 1-56 inclusive"); else if (fbbits == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-F: number must be a multiple of 7"); break; case 'f': /* use CFB mode */ alg = ALG_CFB; if ((fbbits = setbits(optarg, 8)) > 64 &pipe;&pipe; fbbits == 0) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-f: number must be 1-64 inclusive"); else if (fbbits == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-f: number must be a multiple of 8"); break; case 'k': /* encryption key */ kflag = 1; cvtkey(BUFFER(msgbuf), optarg); break; case 'm': /* number of bits for MACing */ mode = MODE_AUTHENTICATE; if ((macbits = setbits(optarg, 1)) > 64) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-m: number must be 0-64 inclusive"); break; case 'o': /* use OFB mode */ alg = ALG_OFB; if ((fbbits = setbits(optarg, 8)) > 64 &pipe;&pipe; fbbits == 0) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-o: number must be 1-64 inclusive"); else if (fbbits == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "-o: number must be a multiple of 8"); break; case 'p': /* preserve parity bits */ pflag = 1; break; case 'v': /* set initialization vector */ cvtkey(BUFFER(ivec), optarg); break; default: /* error */ usage(); } if (!kflag) { /* * if the key's not ASCII, assume it is */ keybase = KEY_ASCII; /* * get the key */ p = getpass("Enter key: "); /* * copy it, nul-padded, into the key area */ cvtkey(BUFFER(msgbuf), p); } makekey(msgbuf); inverse = (alg == ALG_CBC &pipe;&pipe; alg == ALG_ECB) && mode == MODE_DECRYPT; switch(alg) { case ALG_CBC: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using CBC mode */ cbcauth(); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using CBC mode */ cbcdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using CBC mode */ cbcenc(); break; } break; case ALG_CFB: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using CFB mode */ cfbauth(); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using CFB mode */ cfbdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using CFB mode */ cfbenc(); break; } break; case ALG_CFBA: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using CFBA mode */ err(-1, "can't authenticate with CFBA mode"); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using CFBA mode */ cfbadec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using CFBA mode */ cfbaenc(); break; } break; case ALG_ECB: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using ECB mode */ err(-1, "can't authenticate with ECB mode"); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using ECB mode */ ecbdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using ECB mode */ ecbenc(); break; } break; case ALG_OFB: switch(mode) { case MODE_AUTHENTICATE: /* authenticate using OFB mode */ err(-1, "can't authenticate with OFB mode"); break; case MODE_DECRYPT: /* decrypt using OFB mode */ ofbdec(); break; case MODE_ENCRYPT: /* encrypt using OFB mode */ ofbenc(); break; } break; } exit(0); } /* * print a warning message and, possibly, terminate */ err(n, s) int n; /* offending block number */ char *s; /* the message */ { if (n > 0) (void)fprintf(stderr, "bdes (block %d): ", n); else (void)fprintf(stderr, "bdes: "); (void)fprintf(stderr, "%s ", s ? s : strerror(errno)); exit(1); } /* * map a hex character to an integer */ tobinhex(c, radix) char c; /* char to be converted */ int radix; /* base (2 to 16) */ { switch(c) { case '0': return(0x0); case '1': return(0x1); case '2': return(radix > 2 ? 0x2 : -1); case '3': return(radix > 3 ? 0x3 : -1); case '4': return(radix > 4 ? 0x4 : -1); case '5': return(radix > 5 ? 0x5 : -1); case '6': return(radix > 6 ? 0x6 : -1); case '7': return(radix > 7 ? 0x7 : -1); case '8': return(radix > 8 ? 0x8 : -1); case '9': return(radix > 9 ? 0x9 : -1); case 'A': case 'a': return(radix > 10 ? 0xa : -1); case 'B': case 'b': return(radix > 11 ? 0xb : -1); case 'C': case 'c': return(radix > 12 ? 0xc : -1); case 'D': case 'd': return(radix > 13 ? 0xd : -1); case 'E': case 'e': return(radix > 14 ? 0xe : -1); case 'F': case 'f': return(radix > 15 ? 0xf : -1); } /* * invalid character */ return(-1); } /* * convert the key to a bit pattern */ cvtkey(obuf, ibuf) char *obuf; /* bit pattern */ char *ibuf; /* the key itself */ { register int i, j; /* counter in a for loop */ int nbuf[64]; /* used for hex/key translation */ /* * just switch on the key base */ switch(keybase) { case KEY_ASCII: /* ascii to integer */ (void)strncpy(obuf, ibuf, 8); return; case KEY_DEFAULT: /* tell from context */ /* * leading '0x' or '0X' == hex key */ if (ibuf[0] == '0' && (ibuf[1] == 'x' &pipe;&pipe; ibuf[1] == 'X')) { ibuf = &ibuf[2]; /* * now translate it, bombing on any illegal hex digit */ for (i = 0; ibuf[i] && i < 16; i++) &n; bsp; if ((nbuf[i] = tobinhex(ibuf[i], 16)) == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "bad hex digit in key"); while (i < 16) &n; bsp; nbuf[i++] = 0; for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) &n; bsp; obuf[i] = &n; bsp; ((nbuf[2*i]&0xf)<<4) &pipe; (nbuf[2*i+1]&0xf); /* preserve parity bits */ pflag = 1; return; } /* * leading '0b' or '0B' == binary key */ if (ibuf[0] == '0' && (ibuf[1] == 'b' &pipe;&pipe; ibuf[1] == 'B')) { ibuf = &ibuf[2]; /* * now translate it, bombing on any illegal binary digit */ for (i = 0; ibuf[i] && i < 16; i++) &n; bsp; if ((nbuf[i] = tobinhex(ibuf[i], 2)) == -1) &n; bsp; err(-1, "bad binary digit in key"); while (i < 64) &n; bsp; nbuf[i++] = 0; for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) &n; bsp; for (j = 0; j < 8; j++) &n; bsp; obuf[i] = (obuf[i]<<1)&pipe;nbuf[8*i+j]; /* preserve parity bits */ pflag = 1; return; } /* * no special leader -- ASCII */ (void)strncpy(obuf, ibuf, 8); } } /* * convert an ASCII string into a decimal number: * 1. must be between 0 and 64 inclusive * 2. must be a valid decimal number * 3. must be a multiple of mult */ setbits(s, mult) char *s; /* the ASCII string */ int mult; /* what it must be a multiple of */ { register char *p; /* pointer in a for loop */ register int n = 0; /* the integer collected */ /* * skip white space */ while (isspace(*s)) s++; /* * get the integer */ for (p = s; *p; p++) { if (isdigit(*p)) n = n * 10 + *p - '0'; else { err(-1, "bad decimal digit in MAC length"); } } /* * be sure it's a multiple of mult */ return((n % mult != 0) ? -1 : n); } /***************** * DES FUNCTIONS * *****************/ /* * This sets the DES key and (if you're using the deszip version) * the direction of the transformation. This uses the Sun * to map the 64-bit key onto the 56 bits that the key schedule * generation routines use: the old way, which just uses the user- * supplied 64 bits as is, and the new way, which resets the parity * bit to be the same as the low-order bit in each character. The * new way generates a greater variety of key schedules, since many * systems set the parity (high) bit of each character to 0, and the * DES ignores the low order bit of each character. */ makekey(buf) Desbuf buf;&nbs; p; /* key block */ { register int i, j; /* counter in a for loop */ register int par; /* parity counter */ /* * if the parity is not preserved, flip it */ if (!pflag) { for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) { par = 0; for (j = 1; j < 8; j++) &n; bsp; if ((bits[j]&UCHAR(buf, i)) != 0) &n; bsp; par++; if ((par&01) == 01) &n; bsp; UCHAR(buf, i) = UCHAR(buf, i)&0177; else &n; bsp; UCHAR(buf, i) = (UCHAR(buf, i)&0177)&pipe;0200; } } DES_KEY(UBUFFER(buf)); } /* * This encrypts using the Electronic Code Book mode of DES */ ecbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int bn; /* block number */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ for (bn = 0; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { /* * do the transformation */ DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either ase, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); CHAR(msgbuf, 7) = n; DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * This decrypts using the Electronic Code Book mode of DES */ ecbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int bn; /* block number */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { /* * do the transformation */ DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = CHAR(msgbuf, 7); if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > 7) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cbcenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int bn; /* block number */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^= CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); CHAR(msgbuf, 7) = n; for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^= CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); } /* * This decrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cbcdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ Desbuf ibuf; /* temp buffer for initialization vector */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int bn; /* block number */ for (bn = 0; (n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8; bn++) { /* * do the transformation */ MEMCPY(BUFFER(ibuf), BUFFER(msgbuf), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8; c++) UCHAR(msgbuf, c) ^= UCHAR(ivec, c); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(ibuf), 8); /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = CHAR(msgbuf, 7); if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > 7) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(BUFFER(msgbuf), n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This authenticates using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cbcauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ Desbuf encbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do the transformation * note we DISCARD the encrypted block; * we only care about the last one */ while ((n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8) { for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(encbuf), 8); } /* * now compute the last one, right padding with '\0' if need be */ if (n > 0) { MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); } /* * drop the bits * we write chars until fewer than 7 bits, * and then pad the last one with 0 bits */ for (n = 0; macbits > 7; n++, macbits -= 8) (void)putchar(CHAR(encbuf, n)); if (macbits > 0) { CHAR(msgbuf, 0) = 0x00; for (j = 0; j < macbits; j++) CHAR(msgbuf, 0) &pipe;= (CHAR(encbuf, n)&bits[j]); (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, 0)); } } /* * This encrypts using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(&CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes), nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]; obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the alternative Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbaenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = (ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n)) &n; bsp;&nbs; p; &pipe;0200; for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) obuf[n] = CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n)&0177; WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = ('0' + n)&pipe;0200; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the alternative Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbadec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]&pipe;0200; obuf[c] = (ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c))&0177; } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { if ((n = (obuf[nbytes-1] - '0')) < 0 &n; bsp; &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the Output FeedBack mode of DES */ ofbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) { UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = UCHAR(msgbuf, n); obuf[n] = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); } WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) ibuf[c] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, c); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Output Block Chaining mode of DES */ ofbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = UCHAR(msgbuf, c); obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); /* * dump it */ WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This authenticates using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ while ((n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) &nb; love the website, it's like that southern poverty law centre. gotta keep the j00z scared so they can get that CA$$$H. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit rusty! cbcauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* I/O buffer */ Desbuf encbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do the transformation * note we DISCARD the encrypted block; * we only care about the last one */ while ((n = READ(BUFFER(msgbuf), 8)) == 8) { for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); MEMCPY(BUFFER(ivec), BUFFER(encbuf), 8); } /* * now compute the last one, right padding with '\0' if need be */ if (n > 0) { MEMZERO(&CHAR(msgbuf, n), 8 - n); for (n = 0; n < 8; n++) CHAR(encbuf, n) = CHAR(msgbuf, n) ^ CHAR(ivec, n); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(encbuf)); } /* * drop the bits * we write chars until fewer than 7 bits, * and then pad the last one with 0 bits */ for (n = 0; macbits > 7; n++, macbits -= 8) (void)putchar(CHAR(encbuf, n)); if (macbits > 0) { CHAR(msgbuf, 0) = 0x00; for (j = 0; j < macbits; j++) CHAR(msgbuf, 0) &pipe;= (CHAR(encbuf, n)&bits[j]); (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, 0)); } } /* * This encrypts using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(&CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes), nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]; obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the alternative Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbaenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = (ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n)) &n; bsp;&nbs; p; &pipe;0200; for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) obuf[n] = CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n)&0177; WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = ('0' + n)&pipe;0200; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the alternative Cipher Block Chaining mode of DES */ cfbadec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 7; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = ibuf[c]&pipe;0200; obuf[c] = (ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c))&0177; } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { if ((n = (obuf[nbytes-1] - '0')) < 0 &n; bsp; &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This encrypts using the Output FeedBack mode of DES */ ofbenc() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) { UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = UCHAR(msgbuf, n); obuf[n] = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); } WRITE(obuf, nbytes); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ bn++; MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) ibuf[c] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, c); WRITE(ibuf, nbytes); } /* * This decrypts using the Output Block Chaining mode of DES */ ofbdec() { register int n; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int c; /* used to test for EOF */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ register int bn; /* block number */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ char obuf[8]; /* output buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ for (bn = 1; (n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes; bn++) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (c = 0; c < 8 - nbytes; c++) CHAR(ivec, c) = CHAR(ivec, c+nbytes); for (c = 0; c < nbytes; c++) { CHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+c) = UCHAR(msgbuf, c); obuf[c] = ibuf[c] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, c); } /* * if the last one, handle it specially */ if ((c = getchar()) == EOF) { n = obuf[nbytes-1]; if (n < 0 &pipe;&pipe; n > nbytes-1) &n; bsp; err(bn, "decryption failed (block corrupted)"); } else (void)ungetc(c, stdin); /* * dump it */ WRITE(obuf, n); } if (n > 0) err(bn, "decryption failed (incomplete block)"); } /* * This authenticates using the Cipher FeedBack mode of DES */ cfbauth() { register int n, j; /* number of bytes actually read */ register int nbytes; /* number of bytes to read */ char ibuf[8]; /* input buffer */ Desbuf msgbuf; /* encryption buffer */ /* * do things in bytes, not bits */ nbytes = fbbits / 8; /* * do the transformation */ while ((n = READ(ibuf, nbytes)) == nbytes) { MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < 8 - nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, n) = UCHAR(ivec, n+nbytes); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) UCHAR(ivec, 8-nbytes+n) = ibuf[n] ^ UCHAR(msgbuf, n); } /* * at EOF or last block -- in either case, the last byte contains * the character representation of the number of bytes in it */ MEMZERO(&ibuf[n], nbytes - n); ibuf[nbytes - 1] = '0' + n; MEMCPY(BUFFER(msgbuf), BUFFER(ivec), 8); DES_XFORM(UBUFFER(msgbuf)); for (n = 0; n < nbytes; n++) ibuf[n] ^= UCHAR(msgbuf, n); /* * drop the bits * we write chars until fewer than 7 bits, * and then pad the last one with 0 bits */ for (n = 0; macbits > 7; n++, macbits -= 8) (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, n)); if (macbits > 0) { CHAR(msgbuf, 0) = 0x00; for (j = 0; j < macbits; j++) CHAR(msgbuf, 0) &pipe;= (CHAR(msgbuf, n)&bits[j]); (void)putchar(CHAR(msgbuf, 0)); } } #ifndef FASTWAY /* * change from 8 bits/Uchar to 1 bit/Uchar */ expand(from, to) Desbuf from; /* 8bit/unsigned char string */ char *to; /* 1bit/char string */ { register int i, j; /* counters in for loop */ for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) for (j = 0; j < 8; j++) *to++ = (CHAR(from, i)>>(7-j))&01; } /* * change from 1 bit/char to 8 bits/Uchar */ compress(from, to) char *from; /* 1bit/char string */ Desbuf to; /* 8bit/unsigned char string */ { register int i, j; /* counters in for loop */ for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) { CHAR(to, i) = 0; for (j = 0; j < 8; j++) CHAR(to, i) = ((*from++)<<(7-j))&pipe;CHAR(to, i); } } #endif /* * message about usage */ usage() { (void)fprintf(stderr, "%s ", "usage: bdes [-abdp] [-F bit] [-f bit] [-k key] [-m bit] [-o bit] [-v vector]"); exit(1); } ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure the perl faggots said the same thing. even rusty can't be assed to perl anymore. but yeah system stuff... C or asm. nobody is using BCPL anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot does google like k5 or did jason kill its ranking? oh well post it everywhere, and it wont be forgotten. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure blastar would cream himself to do so. emscripten sucks for interactive stuff on node.js ... but im sure this would be 1MB plus of .js ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking internet 2.0 http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/ fuck. why didnt i do this. the ultimate hardware solution to any problem. I'm pretty sure he can't http. you know being the web master that he is. He isn't in his usual place http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/roster.html ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I honestly wonder if the master debugger even knows what https is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news fellow kurons apparently god moves in mysterious ways. he's saved us of the 3,000 defective GPU updates. we can all collectively breathe a sigh of relief. maybe that job @ google would have been a good thing, you know a pay checkque and the ability to buy new equipment. Oh well, meltdown in progress. incoming test plan for mactcp! too bad he rage quit before he could bring about effective change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Maybe he's got sometihng better to do with his time. we are fast approaching the fifth annual kitten day. so who knows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me walking through the mirror right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that emscripten thing is neat but it doesn't do normal stdio.. even with node.js very weird. and of course native functions are 'javascript assembly'. jesus father in the navy christ. cabin fever + SAD Seasonal affective disorder .... Aunt Peggy probably has it too. Or mom. I can't tell the difference, because they are twins. You see when I was writing my dissertation for the nobel prize at Caltech for grinding mirrors, my father in the navy told me a secret. IM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What the fuck is this writing prompts? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In other news warp life fails to ship for yet another year, and crawford fails to get arrested. failure all around it seems. I also have some .net stuff I want to get done, but it involves mono which is, like all opensores a fucking joke. as always it's missing anything useful from .net . I can't say I'm surprised. Time to re-write some wheels. Also I need to stop k5'ing it's a fucking waste of my time. Crawford status: indeterminate, but probably free He's not in the usual place. Although it's probably just his paranoia going off right now. I'm now sitting with my back against the concrete wall. It's not so much that I'm worried about stray bullets, it's that the flashing lights make me hallucinate. Hopefully 2015 will be off to a good start with Crawford safely in prison, and warp life forever not shipping. One can always dream. look at who the futurists were Arthur C Clarke was not only a raging homosexual with zero personality but was more so transfixed on monkeys and rocks rather than human interation. And Glorious Asimov was more worried that in the future, there would be robots. Heinlein had his bugs and perpetual wars. Hubbard had his human greed. They were not very indicative on what teenage boys really want, and that is PORN! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Google is run by teh gheys. Instead, ask Bing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got a turkey and a baby. much better than 2012. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford is waiting for the right time to say his Shahada, and share his Jello cooking tips with his new brothers. Everyone agrees. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me merry christmas! It's 1am.. just getting the little one settled. again. they're excited as hell. no doubt they know whats happening tomorrow. I ordered a turkey but im too far away for delivery. so I have to pick it up. it's going to be awesome! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I ordered pizza it was good. tree is done, presents wrapped. everything is well. twas the night before christmas. as long or short as you want otherwise it doesn't matter. Belarus is apparently #1. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Buy 14 of these. Use the coupon code "MASTER121732". Sure it'll never run the much vaulted WarpLife (TM), Shipping real soon/never iView SupraPad i700QW 7.0" Touchscreen iView I-800QW 8-inch Tablet with IPS Windows 8.1 G-Sensor Bluetooth version 4.0 MiraCast 7" Capacitive Touch Screen 1024 x 600 High Resolution Intel Quad Core, BayTrail Z3735G-CR, 1.33GHz Wi-Fi 802.11b/g/n 16GB Memory RAM: 1GB DDR3 Dual Camera Micro USB Port/Micro SD Card Reader Internet Browser, Calendar, Calculator, Office, Email Picture Viewing, Music/Video Playback, E book, Games An amazing thing to behold, especially at $50 USD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the movie is a dud ever heard of 'the producers'? All that Jazz? NK had nothing to do with this, the exploit had hard coded passwords & paths in there. This was an inside job, no doubt from all those infosec guys SONY laid off. But insurance, and cyberterror yo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nobody so that's why they called the insurance guys and asked them if say a terrorist threat was called in for 36,000 movie theatres, and their film was pulled how much do they get? So here we are. The real joke is that anyone actually thinks the North Koreans have anything to do with the SONY hacks, or this insurance scam. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why come speed not option for debugger? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't go into the light! I want to buy some land in Japan, but they don't let gaijin buy any. So sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They are anti drug and anti fun. Kind of like baptists, putting the fun in fundamentalism. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me O Allah forgive me and all muslims... . . . : . . . . . . . : . . . . : . . . . . : . . . . : . . . . . . . : . . . . : . . . SOMETHING something reluctant call to swords vanquish the conqueror or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I used a NSA approved system on an NSA approved network. Do you think they are listening? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trane's been dead for years now since he stuck his head in the oven. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what gives .au? gunmen, bombs, terror? sounds like mumbai, or just some want to be bullshit. I was pretty sure you'd all been <a href="http://www.stripes.com/news/pacific/first-marine-deployment-to-australia-generally-positive-study-shows-1.192012">liberated</a>. I guess time will tell if you need more liberty. Did you know MDC invented public relations? it's true! Edward Bernays is a filthy liar! Also lolz at worrying about i++ vs ++i from the guy who edits 1000's of text files by hand. NIH, ignite! thanks ive been up only 12 hours but it feels like 90. I think we are all going to sleep although they kicked me out of the hospital. they are really picky about that shit. I tried to be homeless enough to jack some power but that didn't work. Instead I paid $350 for an external battery pack that is only 75% charged. So now I wait, see my family again, get kicked out. again, go home drink all the beer and fall asleep. I hope they dont hold them for long, but everything here is different. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So yeah Had a baby today. Dr panicked as baby was too big had to do it right now I'm still kind of in shock to actually be here. Wife and baby are doing well. I gave explicit orders to make sure That kind of shit doesn't happen. And when the cut the placenta goop went everywhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I want to say but the problem is that I know if I say it's a boy then k5 gets all up in the ghey. If it's a girl, then it's raep culture for everyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking if dev/null What ever happened to that nullo on here? I thought they become an hero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Bad news for fringe media player authors FLAC is making it's way to Aunt Peggie's machine, AKA Windows 10 Where will this leave room for the independent FLAC vendor? Where is the outrage, this is worse than tying IE to the OS! I got a $100 windows 8.1 tablet it can IE11 or whatever it is ok-ish, but anything else is just horrible. The windows tablet thing was such an utter failure. Good thing they gave up the desktop market for that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Waiting for trane to go hiking With Thurler and Kitten ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine you caught me I ate the chocolate. Also Boys Town ... what a scandal! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me asia is devoid of pumpkins sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't crawc0c dismiss this guy? I bet froggOS is green with envy right now! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And you guys thought I was delusional.... .... Back when I asserted that I had just found The Holy Grail back in the summer of 2006. Check dulcineatech.com's WHOIS. You'll see that I created the record a couple days after posting that profoundly delusional diary, then sat on the domain with no website or email at ball until sometime in 2009 or so. While I haven't actually checked, I expect The Wayback Machine will show that until I announced Warp Life, no one other than a highly regarded business attorney have ever had the first clue what I was going on about. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2012/5/19/111141/819/10#10 So is WarpLife now 6 years old or 8? Rusty seems to have killed most of the history of such an important milestone in software development, all I can find is this diary http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2011/7/30/15485/3578 Also LOL @ Mike Crawford for Clark County Commissioner District 1 North County mike@communard.org Paid for by The Communard Party of Washington State good lord. Communist Retard Party. Also speaking of retards, Blastar wanted me to tell you despite the early start on Black Friday, he's still alive. I had one of those pressurized helmets They use in fighters. not only was it super passive aggressive, but you couldn't heat a fucking thing outside once you got it on and powered it up. I mean this blocked out the noise if a jet engine, rockets and machine guns. Sadly it didn't have any cool insignias. But it did have a picture of a family inside. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah I have a windows phone it's "OK" ... the UI works fine for a phone. I also got a Windows 8.1 tablet. I paid just under $200 for the two of them. They work "OK" but its the apps, or the lack thereof. God help those idiots who bought into RT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Applications that Use ZooLib Applications that Use ZooLib Most of the applications that use ZooLib are products from educational software publisher Learning in Motion, as they have been ZooLib author Andrew Green's primary client for several years. It is hoped that someday this list will become so large and updates to it will be submitted so frequently that we can no longer keep up with submissions. In the meantime, if you develop a program that uses ZooLib, please send information about it to Michael Crawford at crawford@goingware.com so you can get a little free advertising and our credibility will go up a notch. The Products * Knowledge Forum Not surprisingly a 404 error. URL should be http://www.learninginmotion.com/products/kf/ but obviously they can't be assed to mention that. It's infested with this 'java' thing my OS keeps warning me not to run. * Measurement in Motion And again a 404. The URL should be http://www.learninginmotion.com/products/measurement/ Why does the maintainer hate their products so much? The pictures look clearly from OS X 10.2, such ancient, much wow. * Instant Makeover from BeautyRiot Pretty sure this does not use zoolib. There are other products under development by other vendors that have yet to be announced. LOL are there? I don't even see a port of DOOM (the new hello world) to zoolib. Not even a shitty MP3 or OGG player. I haven't updated that page in over ten years. LOL the experience speaks for itself. Maybe you should login and update it so it reflects the modern world and you can show these fabulous "other applications" that don't exist. but Ill take another hit from the Crawford excuse generator ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's a diversion, not an excuse. give me a good excuse why you haven't updated the page in 10 years.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lots Lots NONE. Ok I get it, nobody uses it. You've received zero emails so you never updated the page. And worse not even bothered to correct it. SEO / Webmaster / Excuse maker. It'll be 2015 soon, and that means a new version of iOS. Oh well it's time for a new secret, a new domain and a new business plan. Ring in 2015 with more frogg! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must pain you that you are not among the zoolib successful. whomever they are. Although it's painfully obvious they don't exist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hard to think of this place as relevant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10 REASONS WHY MINIMUM WAGE IS A BAD IDEA 1. Minimum wage jobs are a stepping stone to better job. They are not meant for person to live on or to support a family. Unless you have another source of income or low expenses, such as parents, retirement, roommates, etc, you should not accept a low wage position permanently. 2. Current minimum wage employees will be forced to do more work. In order to keep labor costs down, minimum wage employees will have to take on more responsibilities and job duties to make up the difference in man hours available. 3. Since more people are willing to work for the higher wage, the current minimum wage workers are more likely to be replaced by higher quality workers or automated systems, such as computer checkouts, and instead of earning higher wages, current workers will find themselves unemployed. 4. No wars have been fought over minimum wage. Wars have been fought over nuclear weapons, taxes, tariffs, land use, religion, slavery, etc., but not a single person has ever died fighting for minimum wage. If it is as important as those other things why does the USA do so much business with countries that don't pay an equivalent minimum wage? Why are we not invading those countries so that we can institute minimum wage policies? Are the proponents of minimum wage ready to kill and be killed for minimum wage? 5. The minimum wage law currently has so many exceptions that it is practically useless today. Where are the protests outside of Goodwill? Or for prison labor which is essentially slavery? 1a. Family Farmhands - $0.00/hr 2a. Paper delivery persons - $0.00/hr 3a. Outside Sales and Real Estate Agents - $0.00/hr 4a. Mentally or physically disabled workers - $fixed/part produced 5a. Goodwill disabled workers - $0.22 - $1.57/hr 6a. Prisoners - $0.12 - $1.46/hr 7a. Golf Caddies - $10.50/18 holes 8a. Tipped Employees - $2.33/hr 9a. Camp Consoler - $210 / week 10a. Apprentice Training < 90 days - $4.25/hr 11a. Part Time Student - $6.16/hr 6. Minimum wage causes job loss and employment to move overseas. The most recent example is American Samoa, a US Territory subject to federal law, which had to incrementally increase its minimum wage starting in 2007. The unemployment went from 6% to 29%, and while average earnings went up by 27%, prices went up 34%, making life more difficult on the island. It got so bad that President Obama had to freeze the increases until 2015, leaving the minimum wage at $5.59/hr currently. 7. Minimum wage laws close the gap between the middle class and lower class at the expense of the middle class. There is only so much money available in a company for raises. If it all goes to minimum wage workers, it will not go to middle class workers. While raising prices may help cover some costs, middle class workers will lose buying power due to frozen wages and higher prices. 8. Minimum wage leads to price increases, but the price increase is not distributed fairly. A popular example is if a box of Mac & Cheese went up $0.01 to cover Walmart workers. But how much of this penny goes to the farmers, bakers, cheese makers, manufacturers, packagers, inspectors, marketers, and everyone else it took to make that Mac & Cheese? Why does the person that carries it from the back of the store to the shelf get all of price increase? Shouldn't the price increase be distributed based on the work put into the Mac & Cheese? 9. Change it yourself. If you think the person taking your order at McDonalds doesn't make enough, give them some extra money when you order. Or better yet, start a restaurant chain where everyone makes a living wage, so that no one has to take a minimum wage job. There is no reason to use the force of government to change something people could do on their own. 10. It's your decision to work for less than minimum wage. The government should not be involved in voluntary transaction where both parties agree to a certain wage. Slavery is already illegal. Fraud is illegal. Workers who choose to work for less than $7.25 an hour cannot be exploited if that choice is made freely. If you don't like minimum wage, don't work for minimum wage, but stay out of other's people business. check the log it'll tell you why/how it rebooted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me same place it's been since Windows NT 3.1 eventvwr.exe then go to the system log. Sorry after Vista they made the LOG thing kind of retarded looking. So you have to click on Windows logs -> System on the left pane, then you'll see all the system events. If you know from the file timestamp when it was last writing it may give you a hint. reboots should have something to designate them. search for restart or reboot The process C:/Windows/servicing/TrustedInstaller.exe (FUCKBILLG) has initiated the restart of computer FUCKBILLG on behalf of user NT AUTHORITYSYSTEM for the following reason: Operating System: Upgrade (Planned) Reason Code: 0x80020003 Shutdown Type: restart Comment: Stuff like this is usually bad: The system has rebooted without cleanly shutting down first. This error could be caused if the system stopped responding, crashed, or lost power unexpectedly. But you get the idea. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've always configured windows update to download and not install/reboot... I don't even think about it. Oh well, things you learn. But you have to understand if they didn't force updates automatically Aunt Peggy would still be Running Windows with zero hotfixes/service packs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no problem. I'm still torn if autopatch/update/reboot is a "good thing" or bad... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit! Crawfordian graduate of procrastination detected! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me from what I know you've got it 100% wrong. but ask sye. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so when you are cold and hungry is when you go off the rails? I'm surprised you even talk about that portland startup group. anyways, you were in jail (yet again) so you missed my opus: Think about what you're leaving behind for your grandchildren. If you didn't phone in bomb threats, and call 9-11 like they were your best friend you wouldn't miss out on this kind of stuff. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing not a god damned thing. the same monkeys banging the same stones. debs did write his book though. mumble wrote some shell script, and crawfish is manic. I was hoping sye would pick up her erotic poetry but it seems not so. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know why but I checked http://zoolib.sourceforge.net/doc/applications.html a bunch of 404's and the maintainer's email bounces. care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Welcome to the year 12015! Here we are 10,000 in the future. People still exist as do computers. Now you must ask yourself, what technology do we keep from 10,000 years ago? It's simple, the answer is the iPad. Why? Because WarpLife finally shipped last week. All it took was 10,000 years to get it out the door. the largest reason why y2k wasn't is becase we fixed that shit in the bank before it failed. But yes it was also a massive upgrade/buy new shit gravy train. But our COBOL shit would have most certainly failed. And millions of americans without credit cards would have been a bad thing. replacing our 3270's with PC's which then needed to be refreshed because the 486's BIOS was "not compatible" (they worked fine post y2k I don't get what the deal was) seemed like an extravagant expense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford should be an underwater welder since he is an expert welder, despite never having done it professionally. And he's an expert diver, because his father was in the NAVY. underwater welders make pretty good money too. emulation and virtualization. I know you haven't kept up with the market, being in & out of various detention facilities, but I've kept all my shit running, and many others as well. Yes it even supports ancient hardware peripherals. Since you've done none of this construction/diver/welder fantasy professionally that means you have no resume, and no relevant experience. And what about your shaky hands? Maybe you should better use your time getting some meds for your diabetes rather than going all manic crazy thinking you are a tradesman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't you have a tree to jerk off to? Lol running nakid in the woods, jerking off to k5. now who's the loser? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit wooosh have you ever worked on a mainframe? that shit is all emulated, they don't make mainframe processors anymore. Holy shit, you do realize that if you had taken your 68000 skillz along with the carbon framework, and made a way to run old applications that could cope with carbon on new systems people would pay for that? even when it comes to games, plenty of people are selling old MS-DOS and Amiga games using emulation. There are plenty of VAX/PDP-11/20 stuff out there running combination hardware/software emulation. Why even the mighty Dec Alpha is emulated to run VMS and True64. Jesus mike you done fucked up in this one. You of all people should enjoy preserving the look and feel of older software. why retrain when you can keep everything intact? Even with VMware, I've kept legacy ASP 3.0 on NT 4.0 applications alive by converting old dying hardware into a VM that has been migrated from VMWare ESX 2, 3, 4, and 5. And it gets faster every time they drop in new hardware. Really how many banks run legacy code on legacy systems? How many of those legacy systems are even real today? You missed the boat bigtime on this one. Even ARDI's Executor is opensource these days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me UNIX will be around forever. there are plenty of 68000 emulators. The problem is this is like calling your bluff. It could be done, you know it could be done, but you're bored of this already and you won't do it. I mean FFS, this guy has a 68000 in javascript. Or you could use something open, like WASTE. Even Microsoft used this for Internet Explorer. In the long run, take a look at the world of 1970 and the world of today. what things survive? What has come and gone, and what has hung around. The fact that I can boot up 32v on a modern machine speaks to the power of emulation. The problem is you tied your anchor to closed systems. But such is life, UI's have been in shift as the freebie ones just fucking suck and commercial stuff comes and goes. Eventually we will hit a point where Win32 will no longer be with us. But you better believe that there will be a tremendous need to keep it going. Much like some people still hang onto CP/M and MS-DOS today. And yes, via emulation people still keep selling MS-DOS based stuff. Pick something to do, and stick with it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the larger problem is that you do neither You aren't Feynman. You won't be Feynman. I know your manic ego won't listen to that, but behold ye mighty, look upon your oggfrogg and despair. None of these inventors of 10,000 years ago are remembered, what makes you think any of this will be remembered? maybe mumble will submit his k5dump to archive.org after rusty dies. but that is a race to see who dies first. What if the archive.org people are taken out first? My DNA will continue, that is the only lasting legacy anyone can hope for in the long run. If you didn't have such a massive case of NIH syndrome you may be able to get things done. Maybe. But not today. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hurrah I hope you expanded on that. no. developed a forum? no. Saw some way to go beyond? No just abandoned. you should update it with how you wound up incarcerated, with a criminal record, and homeless as so many other mentally ill do. Instead here we are again dreaming about selling broken cameras that nobody will want when the new ones are even cheaper than what you could possibly justify for your time. Yes I know it's not 'environmentally friendly' but neither is buying a new car to save $0.20 in fuel charges. Trying to tell consumers this is a waste of time, they have been programmed and conditioned by the same psychologists that you talk out of helping you. But you are more of a charity case, getting people to buy things they don't need is far more profitable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is that $5 paywall working no you come here to waste your time. unplug. write . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So a homeless man is going to advise people In the purchase of a house. He is going to leverage the zero years experience he has as a bonded contractor. But not to worry, the customers will flock to his website to regail tales of ignorant motherfucker and all about how he used the five virtual machines to solve the software problem. But surely this one time he did some acting in highschool counts? He is an avid supporter of the arts! I see nothing but success with this plan. I can't wait to receive his newsletter on what makes a house a home. I landed some kerbals on the Mn first shot today. I'm clearly an aerospace engineer! Why I've even visited the Cape, and saw many a launch. I have to remind myself to work harder at my contract job, since I don't want to end up cold and hungry. right zero professional experience As a gc. And now you are a welder??? How long ago was 8th grade?? If you were a competent contractor how would you compete with Mexicans? Hope you still have 24hour Spanish ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you have zero experence this one time you were into acting but they made you a stage hand doesn't count. You don't speak spanish, nobody is letting you near any construction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude you know nothing about construction it's ok. You've never done it professionally. I know you are getting manic, and think of yourself as a master craftsman, but here we go again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me since when? Plenty of slaves in the bible. Plenty of pontiffs signed off on it too! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What is love? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more. why were you playing maddame? the girls can shoot him down if they so wish. Chinese girls have such a rough time in Italy and France... but I've always found the places quite fun. even though my father wasn't in the Navy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me At dawn, I think the night I accidentally found a nakid picture of sye, along with some subversive poem. I thought you'd like to see it. 1 The woman dark chest exceptionally quiet evening Night of the cicadas in her breath long Woo 2 Those who do not face Yun thinking no gas Serenity stood in the shadow of the night stand salty 3 Her body has perfume by tree by tree blind when she hugged Her body has banyan Banyan Tree Holstein know this thing was 4 Night stay in the water footprints are small fish to avoid Fung Hong Kong Water shrimp sauce footprints holding drumsticks on a drum Minato morning 5 Sixi rent water water water mushroom yi yi station ditch If you ask me the coat across the thin air rent Tan 6 ; Switchgrass eleven whip night braids I hope in her black hair Likewise beat my face 7 I look at the night chu I have a night Xin I smell the night I enjoy the night Night holding my own, like water fish 8 Night roost in the trees total Cangtianzaishang 9 Those who wait for dawn full of praise of the sun All my enemies False eye solitary pulled disguised as a nitrile I can only stand naked in front of it 10. The woman's face dark I do not sound Wei Shen Xian Flickering 2006119 November 9, 2006 sauce. Interview:Freeman Dyson Going back to October of 1978, and the first issue of Omni Magazine. Planet farming, laser rockets, intelligent clouds, and asteroid colonization -- are but a sampling of the visionary ideas of physicist Freeman J. Dyson. "One should expect that, within a few thousand years of its entering the stage of industrial development, any intelligent species should be found occupying an artificial biosphere which completely surrounds its parent star." For 20 years now. Professor Freeman J, Dyson has been discussing mind-boggling prospects in just that calm, matter-of-fact, "one-should-expect" way. It is his hobby, he says disarmingly, something that grew up alongside his career as one of the finest, mathematical physicists of our time. To his colleagues at Princeton's Institute for Advanced Studies, Dyson is known for his understanding ot what goes on in the core of a star or in the interaction of high-energy beams of subnuclear particles -- contributions that have earned him Ihe American Institute of Physics' Heineman 5 Prize, the Royal Society's Hughes Medal, among other honors. To a wider circle. though, he is known for imagining an artificial 4 biosphere -- or environment in which life can exist-- called the" Dyson shell." It is avat structure buili by dismantling a Jupiter-sized planet and using the raw material to provide living area millions of times greater than that of any planet. He further suggests that the powerful gravitational field of a white-dwarf binary star might serve as a super-slingshot to accelerate interstellar voyagers free of fuel costs . . . and that an army of self-reproducing automatons could mine the ice of Saturn's moons and use il to make chill, arid Mars a garden planet. Freeman Dyson was born in Crowlhorne, England, in 1923, He attended a public school in Winchester where his father was a teacher, entering Cambridge during World War II. After two years of service with the RAF's bomber command, he took a B.A, in mathematics (his specialty was number theory). Dyson came to the United Stales in 1947. after a few years at Cambridge and the University of Birmingham. Al Cornell, he was drawn from mathematics into physics by the influence of Richard Feynman and Hans Bethe; in 1 953, he moved io the Institute for Advanced Studies where he has worked since then. Dyson's speculative side lay dormant, he says, until 1 956 when he met physicist and bomb designer Ted Taylor at a series of conferences convened by the General Atomic Co. in San Diego. They worked together on the fail-safe design of the TRIGA research reactor, and on Project Orion -- a plan to propel spacecraft far larger than Apollo (even the size of a city!) by detonating nuclear or thermonuclear bombs behind a "pusher plate." Since then, the two men have been close friends, stimulating each other in imaginative synergy. Dyson also has worked tor the U.S. Disarmament Agency, served as consultant to NASA and the Department of Defense, and is a former chairman of Ihe Federation of American Scientists. Today, at 55, Dyson is more freewheeling than ever in his speculation. Conversing with him leaves one slightly breathless as he jumps from details of a rocket that might be launched tomorrow lo the outlook for the next ten billion years of evolution. After a while, one begins to sort out what he says by how he begins each sentence. "It's inevitable . . ."signifies his certainty about the next century or two; "It seems obvious. . ."enlarges the scope to the future of mankind on the earth; and "One should expect. . ." can reach from the Big Bang to the end of the cosmos. Dyson is a small, compact man with sharp features ("I don't have much hope for your pictures," he warns; "my_ children always say my nose looks like the beak of a bird") frequently softened by a half-smile. When the smile breaks into laughter, which is often, the laugh is that of a hearty, delighted young man, and it seems almost too large for its owner. However much he may deprecate his "hobby," Dyson clearly enjoys it -- as well as the reactions of his more staid colleagues. In the last decade, Dyson has been watching and advising the growth of Princeton physics professor Gerard O'Neill's plans for self-sufficient colonies in space, supplied with raw material catapulted from the moon by an electromagnetic "mass driver". The interview began with that subject: Dyson: I think O'Neill saw what I and others did not see -- that the public was ready to get excited about space again. It seemed after Apollo that people were turned off; they'd seen too many moon rocks. I thought it would be hopeless to get people interested in space colonies for twenty years or so. But O'Neill showed that you could get them interested, especially young people. It showed great courage and insight on his part. Omni: Is it because he's talking about colonization, rather than a there-and-back expedition like Apollo'? Or because he's showing how the colonies could pay for themselves by building solar-power satellites to supply energy to earth? Dyson; I doubt the economic aspect was that important. It came later, when O'Neill was trying to get the Establishment- NASA and the Congress -- interested. He had to sell it on economics, but as far as the public is concerned, it isn't that. Omni: How do you explain O'Neill's success in view of the current mistrust of "big technology," of big government projects, and so on? Dyson: I don't really know. Perhaps I should say that while I have the greatest respect and admiration for O'Neill, space colonization on that scale isn't entirely in my taste: the big colonies he envisions are a little too hygienic for me. I've done some historical research on the costs of the Mayflower's voyage, and on the Mormons emigration to Utah, and I think it's possible to go into space on a much smaller scale. A cost on the order of $40,000 per person would be the target to shoot for; in terms of real wages, that would make it comparable to the colonization of America. Unless it's brought down to that level it's not really interesting to me, because otherwise it would be a luxury that only governments could afford. Omni: Where would your Mayflower -style colonists go? Dyson: I'd put ray.money on the asteroids. Dandridge Cole and others suggested using a solar mirror to melt and hollow out an iron astero d. and in O'NsiTs book his homesteaders build their own shells from the minerals available out there. I wouldn't accept either of those as the most sensible course: I think you should find an asteroid which is not iron or nickel, but some kind of soil that you could grow things in. Omni: What do you mean by soil ? Dyson: Well, we have specimens of meteoritic material called carbonaceous chondrite, which looks like soil -- it's black, crumbly stuff containing a good deal of water; it has enough carbon, nitrogen, oxygen so that there's some hope you could grow vegetables in it, and it's soft enough to dig' without using dynamite. Omni: So you think it would be worth looking for an asteroid like that rather than trying to transform a raw stone or metal asteroid? Dyson: Yes, if it's to be done on a pioneer basis, you'd jolly well better find a place where you can grow things right away. Otherwise, it's inevitably a much slower and more expensive job. Omni: Is the sunlight at that distance adequate to grow plants? Dyson: I think so. Plants are very flexible in their requirements, you know, and they could be genetically altered if it's needed. After all, a lot of things grow very well even in England. . . Omni: What about colonizing the moon? Too much gravity? Dyson: That . . . and it's simply too close to home. Too easy for the tax man to find you. And choosing a place to go is not just a question of freight charges. There have always been minorities who valued their differences and their independence enough to make very great sacrifices, and it seems obvious to me that it's going to happen again. Omni: So you think we may not go in for the big O'Neill-type colonies after all? Dyson: We may not, but others may. I was in Russia two years ago for a conference on telescopes, and all that anyone there wanted to hear about was O'Neill's ideas. They knew that he and I were both at Princeton, and assumed I could tell them every:ning about space Colonies. The point is that in Russia, they have very little of our current mistrust of technology on the grand scale -- in fact, it.fits in very well with their ideas about our relationship to nature. Thousands of engineers working on a giant framework Moating >n soace, that's a picture that excites them very much. I wouldn't be surprised if they choose that. If they do, the historical analogy becomes very strong: the Russians play the role of the Spanish colonists in the New World, and people like me are more like the English, with smaller, scattered, decentralized colonies. Of course, it took the English much longer to get going, but when we did go, we did a better job. Omni: As for the "going" -- how will that happen? In The Curve of Binding Energy (Ballantine Paperback, 1976) John McPhee quotes you as having hoped that Project Orion would put men on Mars by 1965, Saturn by 1 970. Looking back on it today, do you think that "bomb" propulsion should have been followed up? Dyson; First, you have to remember that the background against which we're judging Orion has changed dramatically since the nuclear test ban treaty of 1 963. At the time we were working on it, we calculated that launching Orion would add no more than one percent to the radiation from atmospheric tests. But that amount would be quite unacceptable under the current ground rules, and rightly so. In some sense, I do regret that we didn't try it -- but history simply passed it by. Omni: What about using chemical rockets to put an Orion-type ship into orbit, then going from there on nuclear explosions? Dyson: We did consider that in the later proposals. It would have been disappointing to sacrifice Orion's advantages for the first and most difficult stage . . . and in any case, although the radioactive debris using that approach would not have been nearly so great as that from a ground launch, much of it would still have made its way down in the atmosphere. Omni: Are there any current propulsion ideas as promising as Orion was in its time? Dyson: There are several that I think are just as good, if not better. First, there's the ground-based laser system that [physicist] Arthur Kantrowitz has advocated. The ship would simply carry reaction mass -- it could be water-- and the lasers would follow it upward, delivering energy to vaporize the reaction mass. What's nice about the idea is that it would permit you to get into orbit with one stage, costing perhaps 510,000 for a ton of payload. The launching facility could be a "public highway" into space for the kind of small-scale colonization we were talking about; you'd make your reservation and show up with the equipment you'd need wherever you were going -- perhaps not an individual or a single family, but certainly a small group. Omni: What would lasers putting out that kind of power do to the air as they passed? It sounds like there'd be a spectacular "Star Wars" beam snapping, crackling, and so on. . . Dyson: Actually, it wouldn't be like that at all. Remember, air is very transparent, especially at the ten-micron infrared wavelength involved in this scheme. There shouldn't be more than a ten or twenty percent energy loss along the way, and it would be spread over quite a large volume of air. The idea isn't without problems, of course; the air would be heated slightly, which would cause it to expand, so it would tend to defocus the beam. But the biggest problems are in the design of the motor, the structure that receives the laser energy and converts it into heat as efficiently as possible. Unfortunately no one has built even a prototype yet. Omni: Then you foresee no problem as far as the laser itself is concerned; does that mean work on very high-powered lasers is progressing satisfactorily for military applications, say? Dyson: I couldn't say. But there's no reason to use a single giant laser. You could just as easily use a battery of smaller ones, each with a power level that's attainable today. Another possibility is O'Neill's mass driver. It's an old idea as far as ground launching is concerned, but his proposal to adapt it for thrust in space is new. On the ground, of course, it shares the laser system's chiel advantage: you needn't carry along your energy source. There are various ideas on what to use as reaction mass for applications in space. If you get into earth orbit via chemical rockets, for example, you could grind up the empty fuel tanks into powder and use that. Some of it would end up harmlessly in the atmosphere, and the rest would be no significant addition to the ambient dust in the solar system. A liquefied gas would be even better. The third idea, which would be for travel within the solar-system although hardly for launching anything, is our old friend the solar sail. That's a very old idea-- It's in sander, writing in 1 924, and I wouldn't be surprised if it could be found in Tsiolkovsky even earlier. Omni: Has anyone worked that idea out in detail? Dyson: Not too long ago, NASA invited proposals for a mission to' rendezvous with Halley's Comet in 1986, and several groups did studies. It's a terribly hard mission, and chemical rockets can't even begin to get near; it means getting into an orbit going the other way around the sun, a huge velocity change, so the only possibility of doing it at all is with some low-thrust, long-duration propulsion system. So a group of solar-sail enthusiasts at the [NASA] Jet Propulsion Laboratory did a summer study on the mission. They put together a very thorough and really promising proposal, in the "real world," with launch dates and everything. They were working with a Mr. McNeil, a private-enterprise type, who is the inventor of a soitUnless you enforce a total prohibition on genetic research, it's inevitable that people are going to make their children better than themselves. The techniques to do that will be available in the next century. lar sail he calls the Heliogyro, which is very clever from an engineering point of view and much easier to manage than just a big square piece of foil. So they put this document together, and when it was finished they went to the JPL management and asked them to recommend to NASA that it be tried. The outcome, and I quote: "The principal limitation preventing the sail from receiving a positive recommendation. . .was the high risk associated with asserting its near-term readiness in the face of absolutely no proof-of-concept tests." Omni: Hmmmm. . .who else did they expect to test it? Dyson: The problem is, of course, that they can't afford to fail. The rules of the game are that you don't take a chance, because if you fail, then probably your whole program gets wiped out. Omni: Would a change at the top, say in NASA, open it up to ideas like the solar sail, or laser launching? Dyson: I don't think the problem is with NASA, but with the whole political system by which government projects are funded. You can't afford to fail, it's as simple as that. Congress just doesn't provide money tor things unless they're sure to work. Of course the situation could change, but the change has to be primarily in Congress; I don't think any management at NASA could do very differently from what they're doing at the moment. The trouble is, the scientists aici'l interested in new propulsion methods either, They just want the good old reliable rockets; they want to get their stuff into orbit and that's it. So scientists are not going to provide the kind of push that's needed. Omni: So O'Neill's approach might be the only way to create a constituency tor space colonization? Dyson: That's not the way I want to go. You see, O'Neill also has this no-risk philosophy very strongly. Omni: Then how do you reach Congress? Dyson: Perhaps you can't. That's the whole question. I'd like to do it with private enterprise. There are people like Gary Hudson, who would like to go into business completely independent of NASA and put stuff into orbit commercially. He believes he can undersell NASA by a factor of ten. Maybe he's right; I wouldn't be surprised. It's Just hard getting the customers. Well, as he says, he has lots of people lined up for his second launch. Omni: Is it fair to say that for you, the most important aspect of space colonization is that it be cheap, flexible, small-scale? Dyson: Yes. I'm not altogether fanatical about it, not really a follower of Schumacher. One needs the big enterprises, too. . .there may be things that demand them, and I think it would be a great mistake to be too ideological and say "we must not do it because it's big," which some of my friends tend to do. I merely say that at the moment we're only doing the big expensive stuff, and that's stupid. Omni: Short of orbiting enough solar power satellites to fill all our needs, what do you see as possible answers to our current energy dilemmas? What about fusion? Dyson: I would have to say that at the moment fusion doesn't look good. Even the best fusion reactor would use ten times as many neutrons to produce a kilowatt of electricity as a fission reactor. Of course, with fission you have a very different set of problems, and we may make the political decision to avoid those -- but on technical and economic grounds alone, fission looks better. I'm very wa/y of any statement that something can't be done, though -- somebody may come up with a new approach to fusion power tomorrow, and i could be totally wrong. Omni: And what about near-term uses of solar power? Dyson: Right now I'm involved with a solarenergy scheme that Ted Taylor is promoting; I'm just as excited about it as I was about Orion. Ted's a man I'll always be willing to follow. He's always years ahead of the rest of us, and he decided a few years ago that solar energy was the thing to work on. What we're aiming for is a trial here in Princeton of a system centered around a solar pond, a system that would provide heating, cooling, and electricity for a hundred homes, for a capital investment of half a million dollars. It's a very earthbound, low-technology project -- essentially village technology, something that the Indians, the Thais, the Nigerians, could put to use at once. The basic requirement is a lot of plumbing, and you can find plumbers anywhere -- in fact, you may find better plumbers in the "underdeveloped" countries- than here! And the only mass-produced component would be the heat engines, and (hose you can buy off the shelf right now, cheap and quite efficient. I don't know if we can do it, but if we can, we'd turn the world upside down; it beats anything. Omni: How far along is the project? Dyson: Oh, it's nowhere yet -- just Ted's enthusiasm and a few pieces of paper. We've had negotiations with the Department of Energy, but it's just laughable-- you can't even get to the people who matter with anything this small. Omni: Even you? Even Taylor? Dyson: That's right. But (he amusing thing is that it really doesn't matter whether we succeed or not, because there are- hundreds of other little groups like us. around the world. One or another is going to come up with the right idea, and it's no tragedy if ours fails. If it isn't sotar ponds, it'll be something else along those lines. There are so many variables -- it's like finding the best way to design a bicycle, lots of details that you only get right after a long time. The most difficult part will no doubt turn out to be figuring out how to dig the ponds cheaply, how to keep children from falling in, and so on. . .! This is a wild extrapolation, but I think it's worth saying: One of these solar pond systems takes just about the same amount of money and land, per capita, as a highway. If the U.S. were to derive all its energy from solar ponds, it would mean essentially making over again the same kind of investment we've made in our road system -- one percent of the land area, and something like a thousand billion dollars. Omni: Presumably a cleaner investment. . . Dyson: Not all that clean -- I'm sure there'd be a lot of people who'd object to having these ponds around, and it'd involve many of the same problems as roads. But at least ponds won't stop you from walking from one place to another! Oh, there'd be problems. Sunlight ieso abundant, if you can just think up any sensible scheme that will make use of it at five-percent efficiency, you're in. That doesn't mean' we should drop fission or the research into fusion, of course. Omni: OK, let's assume we get through the next few years, and find sources thai will let us keep expanding our energy use. But will we? The thinking behind the Dyson shell, and some of the other 'cosmic engineering' projects, seems to be that any advanced civilization will keep doing more of the same thing we've been doing in the last tew centuries. Is that a safe assumption? Dyson: Oh no, that isn't my assumption at all. When I wrote about the possibility of detecting infrared emissions from a shell built around a star, the rules of my game were "What could we detect?" There may be many advanced civilizations that don't handle vast quantities of energy, or that do it In a way we can't imagine and can't detect. But if there are any which do try to make the most of the total output of their stars, we should be able to spot them. Omni: As you know, a number of science fiction books and stories have made use of your speculations. Was there a reverse influence -- did fiction influence you? Dyson: Certainly. As a child I read through all the Jules Verne books I could find, I read Wells, and enjoyed them very much. I read very little else actually because I was a poor reader. But the one who set my style of thinking, certainly the most influential, was Olaf Stapledon, with his Star Maker and Last and First Men. I remember they were in Pelican paperbacks, ninepence each, and one day I sat in Paddington Station for two or three hours, reading Star Maker. It seemed to me perfectly obvious that that was the way fo think about space and about the future -- that kind of broad scope, that kind of scale. Omni: You must be aware that some of your colleagues lake a jaundiced view of your ideas about giant trees growing on comets, taking Jupiter apart to build a Dyson shell, and soon. Does it bother you to know that they're out there, muttering about 'Dyson's crazy ideas'? Dyson: Not at all, Keep in mind, I'm also a perfectly respectable physicist, and the speculation is a hobby. It's become well known, but I've grown used to the idea that people very often become famous for accidental reasons. It's amusing to think that someday all my 'serious' work will probably be a footnote in a textbook, when everybody remembers what 1 did on the side . . .! Anyway, what do i have to lose? I have tenure here, and no one expects much from a theoretical physicist once he's past fifty anyway! Omni: In an article some years ago, you pointed out that chemical energy -- the kind in our bodies and brains, the kind we've built a technological civilization on -- is very small, even trivial, compared to the major forms ol energy in the universe: gravitational, kinetic, nuclear, and so on. Yet here we' are. Is there something about chemical energy to account for that? Dyson: It is very, very special. The beauty of chemical energy is that it's so enormously flexible, and it can serve so many different purposes at once. It's a good way of storing energy, a good way of releasing it in a controlled fashion, a good way of transferring il from one point to another. I think that's why life makes use of it. There have been ideas, people trying to imagine creatures living inside neutron stars and various other unlikely places. Olaf Stapledon, of course, wrote about living stars-- Omni: And there's Fred Hoyle's 'Black Cloud,' an intelligent nebula of gas and dust, . . . Dyson: All these things may be possible, but we've absolutely no reason to believe it at the moment. What chemical energy has that the other forms don't is versatility, the huge variety of structures, the variety of types of chemical bond. It's a very many-sided thing. But it's hard to know just what is responsible for its 'specialness,' because we've nothing else yet to com- pare it with. Omni; What's your immediate reaction to, say, Hoyle's black cloud? Does it seem unlikely? Dyson: I think it's very plausible. In fact, I was thinking about just that in another connection, another of he things I've been working on as a hobby What is the ultimate fate of living creatures in the universe? There seem to be two possibilities: either we all get fried or we all get frozen. If we all get fried, it's not very interesting. The universe collapses into a big .black hole, temperature goes to infinity-- it's all over, nothing you can do. The alternative is much more interesting: that the universe is open and expands forever. The conventional view is that that is also a depressing prospect, because everything gets cold and just disperses. It's Stapledon's "nothing left in the whole cosmos but darkness and the dark whiffs of dust that once were galaxies." But I've been thinking lately -- if the universe is open, could we survive? Could life and intelligence survive? I think probably we could, but it would have to be in the form of a black cloud -- there'll be no possibility for chemical life to survive. Omni: Do you mean that we would transform ourselves into such a form, or that we would evolve into it? Dyson: It's . . .it's hard for us to grasp the time scale involved, it's unimaginably long. As a rule of thumb, it takes a million years to evolve a new species, ten million for a new genus, one hundred million for a class, a billion for a phylum . . . and that's about as far as your imagination can go. In five billion years or less, we've evolved from some sort of primordial slime into human beings . . . what would happen in another ten billion years? It's just utterly impossible to conceive of ourselves changing as drastically as that over and over again, but ... I think all you can say is that the material form that life would take on that kind of time scale is completely open. To change from a human being to a black cloud'may seem a big-order, but it's the kind of change you'd expect anyway over billions of years. There's all the time in the world for evolution before the sun runs out of fuel. What I envisage as the structural unit of such a creature is simply dust grains, probably made of iron or some convenient stuff, probably charged and working on each other with electric and magnetic forces. One can imagine enormously complex structures built out of these things. What would corresponds to a muscle, or a nerve synapse? I haven't the faintest idea . . . it's an open-ended system, in the same way as the organic fluids we're made ot, and the electromagnetic forces would give you a means of tying it together, coordinating it. It could be just as complex, even more complex than what we see around us now. 6/n five billion years or less, we've evolved from some sort of primordial slime into human beings. What would happen in another ten billion years? The material form that life would take on over that time scale is completely open3 Omni: Then how do we manage to understand the universe at all? Do you agree with Carl Sagan, for example, that we find the mathematics of gravitation so simple and elegant because natural selection eliminated the apes who couldn't understand? Dyson: Not at all. For apes to come out of the trees, and change in the direction of being able to write down Maxwell's equations . . . I don't think you can explain that by natural selection at all. It's just a miracle. Omni: You have also written that "as we look out into the universe and identify the many accidents of physics and astronomy that have worked together to our benefit, it almost seems as if the universe must in some sense have known that we were coming." Is that a playful suggestion? Dyson: It's not playful at all. Omni: Then we seem to be talking about sentiments that most people would consider religious. Are they religious for you? Dyson: Oh yes. . . .It's always difficult to mix science and religion without making a fool of oneself -- in fact, it's probably impossible, and one is probably very unwise even to try. . , Omni: Well, let's say that the pressure of this interview is forcing you out on a limb. As we all know, the dominant tendency in modern science+ias been to assert that we occupy no privileged place, that the universe does not care, that science and religion don't mix. Where do you fit into those ideas? Dyson: The tendency you're talking about is a modern one, not old. I think it became almost a dogma only with the fight for acceptance of Darwinism, Huxley versus Bishop Wilberforce, and so on. Before the nineteenth century, scientists were not ashamed of being religious, but since Darwin, it's been taboo. The biologists are stiff fighting Wilberforce. If you look now, the view that everything is due to chance and to little bits of molecular clockwork is mostly propounded by biologists, particularly people like Jacques Monod -- whereas the physicists have become far more skeptical about that. If you actually look at the way modern physics is going, it's very far from that. Yes, it's the biologists who've made It so hard to talk about these things. I was reading recently a magnificent book by Thomas Wright, written about 1 750, when these inhibitions didn't exist at all. Wright was the discoverer of galaxies, you know. So I'd like to read from that it's easier to say these things by quoting others. He's talking about how many inhabited worlds there are, and he writes: "In this great celestial creation, the catastrophe of a world such as ours, or even the total dissolution of a system of worlds, may possibly be no more to the great Author of Nature than the most common accident of lite with us. And in alt probability such final and general doomsdays may be as frequent there as even Birthdays or Mortality with us upon the earth. This idea has something so Cheerful in it that I own I can never look upon the stars without wondering that the whole world does not become astronomers; and that men, endowed with sense and reason, should neglect a science that they are naturally so much interested in, and so capable of enlarging the understanding, as next to a Demonstration must convince them of their immortality, and reconcile them to ail those little Difficulties incident to human nature without the least Anxiety. " Omni: That's the long view indeed . . . even at the Institute for Advanced Studies. How much do you discuss your 'hobby' with your colleagues here? Dyson: This place is a motel, and people change from year to year. That's what I like about being here, a fresh crowd every year. The number of permanent people is very small, so most of the time I'm talking to visiting members, In the School of Physics we are, generally speaking, very serious; the young people are highly specialized and want to talk about their professional work, so the people I talk to about speculative things are usually historians and sociologists and anthropologists and such people. One of the most interesting was a Brandeis professor named Frank Manuel, who's interested in the concept of Utopia and its history, and how it has been transformed through the centuries. Actually, he was studying me as an example of the modern Utopian, so we had long sessions in which I would talk about space colonies and so on, and he would say Ah yes, that came out of such-and-such a German writer of the seventeenth century that I'd never heard of. Omni: Do you think that 'a modern Utopian' is a good description of you? Dyson: Yes, in the sense of someone who imagines ideal societies. I certainly am. Omni: And the colonization ot space will open up chances for new Utopias, many different societies in the asteroids. Dyson: Even many different kinds of humanity. I don't think humanity is going to be a single species much longer -- maybe be- cause of divergent evolution as we expand into space, and maybe sooner than that via genetic manipulation. Unless you enforce a total prohibition on genetic research -- unless you effectively outlaw the study of biology -- I think it's inevitable that people are going to want to make their children better than themselves, and the techniques to do that will be available in the next century, I've recently been on a local committee formed to consider Princeton University's plans for recombinant DNA research. Our official responsibility was just to assess the potential danger from a laboratory accident that might release dangerous organisms, but I found that everyone on the committee was more concerned about the steps beyond that. They were concerned with 'what are they going to do to us?' It surprised me, because I had thought that only I worried about these things. And I think their concern is much more realistic than some of the comforting reassurances about how far away human genetic engineering is. It's nearer than we imagine. And beyond that, there's a continuing social strain that can only increase. It's a tension between the idea that all men are brothers and the idea that every individual or group should be free to do its own thing. You see it in racial problems, in national and ideological conflicts. Conceivably, it you give people the choice of being brothers or going out into space, that could provide the impetus for colonization. It's very striking how often in the past a journey that looked like exile from one point of view has turned out to be an opportunity from another. Does anyone else see the irony of a homeless man selling homes? LOL front 242? ew. but I see you've finally done it. You wrote, and did an epub before the launch of warplife. jesus christ! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm waiting on the train to china I'll pour one out for her ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rememeber the boy who saves his sister? you know the sniper thing?. LOL IT'S FUCKING FAKE. Enjoy your lame stream media. It's ok you need to stop watching engrish news, and embrace the harmony. speaking of embracing harmony, you given up chasing the dragon, and or her helpers? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why the fuck are you not using word? Even under wine, pinko! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not use cat Embrace the stream ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Living in the year 2001. I want you to at least read this much: Salaries are expected to keep pace with the cost of living, easing the press of inflation. For example, the secretarial job (that paid $11,000 a year in 1980 is expected to command about $45,000 in 2001 This is from Omni magazine, January 1983 (well to submit to the publishers, typeset and get out it was probably written October of 1982). Anyways it's surprisingly accurate except it doesn't take into account human greed. Also I like the partial BRICS prediction. India wasn't seen as a player, and the Soviet Union? Who are they kidding! By the year 2001 most Americans will be enjoying a new prosperity. At first glance this may hardly seem possible, mostly because of our rising cost of living. Some examples: According to projections of U.S. government figures, a pound of hamburger in 2001 could sell for $10.50; a simple dress with a $60 price tag in 1980 might be sold for 5275: and a three-bedroom house that cost $75,000 in 1980 could fetch $600,000 in a 2001 market. Bui in real cost, measured by the percentage of the family income they absorb, food, clothing, and shelter are expected to be cheaper, Housing, which absorbed about 21.3 percent of the average family income in 1980, is expected to account for 19.1 percent of that same income in 2001. Food will take 19.6 percent of the family budget, as compared with 20.7 percent in 1980. Clothing expenses will continue to decline, too, from 7.5 percent three years ago to 7.3 percent at the beginning of (the next century. The urge to purchase the latest fashions will chiefly account for such a slight decline. Several industrial trends will help explain these diminished costs. Smaller, more energy-efficient homes designed for the smaller family of the future will help keep housing costs low. Agricultural innovations for example, a broader use of agriculture, genetically engineered crops, and harvesting by robot farm workers will account for relatively low prices for food. And for those who are immune to the latest fads, more durable and less expensive clothes, made of new synthetic fibers, will help keep a family's clothing budget low. In general, we should be able to cope quite well .in such an economic climate. Salaries are expected to keep pace with the cost of living, easing the press of inflation. For example, the secretarial job (that paid $11,000 a year in 1980 is expected to command about $45,000 in 2001; a factory worker who had made about $25,000 in 1980 might expect to hold a similar job paying about $98,000: and the high-school teacher whose salary is around $15,000 now will be paid $58,000. Of course there will be others who will do better, or worse, depending on how much foresight they show in the choice of their careers. JOB MARKETS AND CAREERS The technological revolution that will prevail for the remainder of this century will create jobs and professions that as little as five years ago were nonexistent. These newly developed markets will demand of workers an understanding of sophisticated technical information and communications systems as well as an increased technical expertise. By the year 2001 basic skills that once were vital to business will be rendered obsolete. The spot welder on the automobile production line, the clerk typist in an office, the field worker on a farm will go the way of the steamboat pilot and the blacksmith. The most significant trend in years to come will be the shift from formation-type jobs (factory work : office typing, and general clerical work) to information-type jobs (programming, word processing, and supervising technical machinery). The American economy will witness the demise of the blue-collar worker as automation and robotics become more prevalent, heralding the rise of the steel-collar worker. Such traditional blue-collar employers as General Motors and U.S. Steel have already begun to automate their factories a fact reflected in the swollen unemployment rolls in our industrial states. By contrast, office and service jobs will be abundant, but only for those prepared to improve their technical skills. Again it will be automation that will displace many of the low-skilled and semiskilled workers in the present economy. In fact, the era of the paperless office has already begun. It has been promoted by two principal developments: computers that process business information and the explosive growth of telecommunication systems and products. This office revolution not only has changed how work is done and information is handled but has redefined the function of everyone who works in an office, from (the corporate executive down to the lowliest clerk. Computers in the paperless office can easily handle all employees' requests simultaneously. And features like executive tiering will ensure that requests from senior employees receive priority response. The future will bring still more possibilities; Electronic mail. A message is typed into a computer, which instantly sends the letter to its destination and files all requested copies. The recipient gets the message either on his screen or through his printer when he asks his computer for the "mail." At first only internal corporate messages will go electronic, but by 1990 high-speed computer advances will make office-to-office electronic mail cost-effective; consequently, the Postal Service will be forced to compete. First-class mail may be mostly electronic by 2001. Data banking. In 1981 the number of office documents produced in the United States alone amounted to 72 billion pieces, according to the Worldwatch Institute, in 1991 the volume will increase to 250 billion pieces. By then, more than 50 percent of all office documents will be stored in digital computer form in electronic information banks. By 2001 more than 93 percent of the expected 1 trillion pieces of business information will be in digital form. The storage of office information will therefore constitute one of the biggest businesses in the world. The systems devised to sort, store, and retrieve information dependably will stagger the mind. The average office manager will have instant access to more information than would exist in a thousand Libraries of Congress. Teleconferencing. Dismal experiences with the early picture phone will stand in stark contrast to the future growth of the' teleconferencing industry for office functions. At first the teleconference may catch on as an inexpensive way to reduce the cost of face-to-face meetings of a corporation's far-flung executives. But the ability to make sophisticated corporate presentations via teleconferences, together- with the ability to record the entire conference proceedings, will lead to an even wider use of the teleconference. Machines to talk to Machines that comprehend human speech will make a variety of feats possible. One would be an automatic translator that could take any spoken language and make it automatically translatable into any other language of choice, turning the words into a printed document, a video-screen display, or an electronic message to be sent to another computer; Another possibility is the voice activated typewriter, which will automatically type or display words as a speaker dictates them. Electronic blackboards. These would be specially designed digitizing surfaces that could be laminated onto just about everything; tables, conference- room walls, or podiums. These surfaces will display anything rendered on them drawings, charts, or text for transmission to other blackboards. Video discs. The video disc, the record-album-size storage plate, has an incredible capacity. Each side can hold the equivalent of 54,000 pages of information, and new developments may raise that capacity by a power of ten, Therefore, an increasing number of businesses may elect to store their document reference materials, employee files, and other permanent information files on compact video discs. For the job hunter of 2020. scanning classified ads will be a quick education in how drastically the workplace will have changed. He or she is likely to see openings for such positions as biological historians, biofarming experts, computer art curators, fiber optics technicians, hybrid airship pilots, laser operators, maser specialists, remote nursing technicians, robot retrainers. space geographers, space traffic controllers, and teleconferencing coordinators, to cite but a few. In the entertainment industry, one endangered profession will be that of the television programmer. Since the 1950s this has been one of the most powerful jobs in the United States. But even today cable television has already begun to erode the mass market, and it may eventually become the true mass medium. There will by the year 2001 be no need for a programmer to devise and develop shows for the lowest common denominator. Fiberoptics and satellite technology will furnish cable viewers dozens of channels to choose from. Broadcasting will become narrowcasting . There will always be farms, but by the next century farm workers as we know them will be scarcer. The business of farming will become ever more complex. With computerized operations and robot harvesters, there will be no need for unskilled labor. The farm will be a place for people with training as electronic technicians, bioengineers, and computer programmers. Indeed the human farm worker someday may. be simply the person with the phone number of the nearest robot repairman. GLOBAL GROWTH 2001 It is just a matter of time before the economic leadership of the world changes hands. Already the United States, the Soviet Union, Canada, Western Europe, and even Japan have to cope with the problems inherent in an economy easing into middle age. As a result, by the year 2001 the fastest-growing economies will be found in the Third World. By then the following nations are expected to be world leaders; South Korea. With a projected annual GNP (gross national product) growth rate of 10,1 percent and a population of about 53 million, South Korea is expected to maintain its reputation as a haven for capitalists. The conservative government, supported financially and militarily by the United States, will ensure that workers will go about making steel, building ships, and assembling machines without the distractions of strikes and protests. The government will also push for a higher living standard to defuse any revolutionary stirrings. The People's Republic of China. China's awesome natural and human resources (estimated population by the year 2001: 1.095 billion) could make it an economic giant. China will have ample numbers 'of workers for its own needs and may even export laborers all over the world. Unlike the natural resources of other nations, which will be nearing depletion, those of this vast country will be virtually untouched in 2001 , and China could become a world economic leader, with a 9.6 percent projected growth rate in its GNP. It will indeed be 'ahead of the rest of the world in the crucial field of energy management, something other developed nations, including the United States, will find painful and disruptive. Brazil. With a population estimated at around 205 million by the start of the century and a projected growth rate in its GNP of 8.2 percent. Brazil will continue its aggressive exploration of its vast natural resources to fuel its booming economy. Every year developers will clear an area, the size of Kansas, in the Amazon jungle to maintain Brazil's position as the chief source of the world's lumber and paper. The newly deforested regions will be turned into pastures and land for crops. The world's largest reserve of iron ore -- an estimated 18 billion tons -- in the Serra dos Carajas region, will supply the metal for local industry and export. Companies will be dipping into the immense reserves of diamonds, gold, bauxite, copper, tin, nickel, and scores of other minerals waiting to be mined. Brazil will continue to encourage foreign investment in its industries, especially by giving foreign firms a helping hand in keeping labor unions and antipollution laws weak. Its automobile manufacturing industry, the ninth-largest in the world in 1981, will grow rapidly: so will steel making and other enterprises too dirty and costly for more developed nations. Nigeria. By the year 2001 oil will constitute the backbone of Nigeria's growth. Any dislocations in the Middle East will make Nigeria's oil all the more valuable and enable it to be the most stable and most affluent nation in black Africa. Nigeria will gain immensely from this oil bonanza, with a growth rate in its GNP estimated to reach 6.2 percent by 2001. The government is expected to use the oil money to expand industry for its estimated 154 million people, making its natural-gas production and its petrochemical industry among the world's largest. Mexico. Despite its current troubled economy. Mexico is expected to prosper in the long run, with a growth rate in the GNP of nearly 5.8 percent annually by the end of this century. Its oil wilt continue to be vital to the United States, and its natural gas will help keep the homes of Europe heated in future winters. The rate of population growth should come under control in these two decades, although by 2001 the population of Mexico will probably be 126 million, providing a cheap labor pool for Mexico's burgeoning industry. Mexican prosperity will be further buttressed by American support. In spite of ethnic and economic friction, the United States will realize that Mexico is one of our most useful and loyal allies. welcome to the future where everything is incompatible, and everything is possible. With enough manual work to get fucking machines to talk to each other. The only way we kinda get HTML right is that there is really only three web browsers left. But even those three cannot agree on how things should look. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's still firefox so there are only three. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes, amazingly so. I think the wages are funny, seeing that we are 13 years past 2001, a secretary should be making 80-100k now right? LOLOLOL Instead you know that they make 15,080 pretax. welcome to the future. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oscar for most convincing jewt00b. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I always liked OMNI But I think their target demo died. Even towards the end in 1994 it's AOL and replica sword ads, between various get rich quick schemes and Nordic Flex GOLD. LOL But then again all I have is a poorly scanned low rez PDF of the whole thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What bothers me about water world is sure something like radar would take 14 years to get a return signal, but don't they have optical telescopes? Couldn't they have at least observed? If burning 23 years was ok, why did they bring their space craft that close to the first planet? Why didn't they have probes touch down on each of the planet, and bring their spacecraft into a more neutral orbit. WTF telemetry data did lazurs landers transmit? A single beep for something, and silence for nothing? I can get the through the star gate, (lol 2001 was originaly set with the monolith being on Iapetus, in case you didn't know the Saturn connection), would be difficult but in the same star system? Nice touch on the military robots looking like monoliths. Even pushing books off the shelves and whatnot was a very Halman (from 2063) moment as the guy+machine become one inside of the singularity.... But then it chickened out for a really dumb ending re-uniting the astronaut with his daughter and estranged family so she could die, and he goes off to reunite with that chick that for some reason the rest of humanity can't be assed to visit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember that with setting tables with the bowls and plates upside down. Also what did you think of them even mentioning the soviet union (are they even relevant to history?) and the whole apollo mission fraud thing? Kind of strange as there was obviously some major catastrophic war that damned near killed everyone, and it looked like everything was going against high tech. Although lots of these farmers seemed to depend on not only machines, but advanced computer tech to do their farming. Nice bible dig about smashing swords into plows, but yeah. Gotta keep the John:21 folk happy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was thinking to turn people away from technology. but they dont kill the engineer guy and the farms are high tech it really doesn't make any sense. but going into space was forbidden I guess. except they are funding nasa, and they've launched all this shit from buttfuck corn land and nobody is the wiser. ???????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive always heard it as little brother. must be some renegade thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I to saw 2001: part three the explaining. Kind of funny <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJYAa8Qd1iM">Lithgow</a> of 2001: part two was in there. Ok, so we are the monoliths. it was very 2063, but then at the end it snapped back as it was too scared of a star child, a david bowman + hal, a Halman (read the fucking book) , ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jupiter and Beyond the Infinite was better done in 1969. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Setup your own DNS preferably on a VPS on another continent. Learn how to OpenVPN, and just tunnel that shit out and through your shitty provider. Bonus points for setting up a global networks, and redirecting traffic out various end points. Be your own onion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kerning can make it look like ass it all depends on what or how it'll be typeset. I always saw you more the Telegraphem kind of guy. Margins are determined by the typesetter, or at least it was last time I had to deal with shit, it was more of a mechanical limit. How many copies of this are you going to print yourself to keep in boxes around the house? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford love van detected! behold the glory, power and awe of the crawc0ck. Praise be unto him. the ladies love him! http://i.imgur.com/w01615v.jpg ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in America they elect the mayor And sheriff. Obviously this is the will of the people. Tyranny of the masses indeed! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do what now? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Here we go, down this road again yelling at an ignorant motherfucker on the phone. I was shouting at the very tops of my lungs. I don't know why I've never made the Crawc0ck/Whitesnake connection before, until now. I don't know where I'm going But, I sure know the jails I've been Hanging on the project plans and accomplishments of yesterday An' I've made up my mind, I'm wasting nothing more time But, here I go again Here I go again Tho' I keep searching for an answer, I never seem to find what I'm looking for Just another domain name, I pray I have a new secret, and strategy 'Cos you know what it means As I walk along the street of broken dreams An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a hobo I was born to walk alone An' I've made up my mind I ain't taking any more pills I'm just another debugger in need of rescue, Waiting on Allah's sweet charity An' I'm gonna hold on For the rest of my days, 'Cos I know what it means To spec a project for weeks An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a cold and hungry drifter I was born to walk alone An' I'll give that ignorant motherfucker a piece of my mind I ain't wasting no more time But, here I go again, Here I shout again, Here I scream again, Here I go... An' I've made up my mind, I'm quitting one more time An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a hobo* I was born to walk alone 'Cos I know what it means To walk along the lonely street of insanity An' here I go again on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a process architect I was born to walk alone An' I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more time... But, here I go again, Here I go again, Here I go again, Here I go, Here I go again... Back to the nuthouse Seriously dude, you need to do something about your fear of success/impostors syndrome. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought about it but decided new disks, and a new box would be money better spent. Plus now it can do all my media transcoding/storage, and streaming so I don'thave to leave my big ass PC running. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so just buy a real chassis jesus we are only talking a few hundred. Synology DS414slim Even our friends at Drobo have a 4 bay device. Drobo DDR3A21 Diskless System Network Storage Or there is the Seagate STBP100 Diskless System Business Storage 4-Bay NAS for broke ass motherfuckers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny mine has USB3, raid5, and I need to get a gig switch, but I can push 100MB sustained to it. Maybe they were using those dumbass laptop disks, I got some 7200rpm disks... going with 10k disks may be doable next time tho, they just don't stock that at the golden market. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought they were representative with everything that was wrong with MIT hacker culture, and why MIT today is nothing more than a Microsoft MSDN recruiting station. Way to go guys! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so windows has gotten so bad they now give windows 8.1 away for free*. No really, I'm typing this right now from my free copy of Windows 8.1 with Bing Oh what's that? there is a catch. You only get windows for free with a new computer. But get this, I got a 64bit quad core machine for just under 100 USD. new. in the box. No really! Its one of those pipo w4's... the downside is that it has 1gb of ram (not enough), and with 16gb of flash, that means it only has 1.5gig free. So its not very useful. which is a shame, otherwise it's a nice tablet, super fast thanks to it being quad core, but its just too limited. Oh well this is the first lame version. Imagine what it'll be like in 2017. at least this and the NAS basically gives me enough of a "computing" experience. I just bought a nas I was worried about the space and noise but I found this Synology ds414 Along with 4x 1tb 7200 rpm disks. They had these sub 100 windows 8 tablets so I bought one of those too. It's hard lugging this around, I sure hope I never wind up cold and hungry. it says yes although there is no manual in the box. I guess everything is 'on the web'. fuck al gore. And tipper too. But I'm copying some mp3's and FLAC shit over... should take SIX HOURS. I should have bought a gig switch, my LAN is @ 100Mbit, and riding at 100% utilization. So at least that's good. I'm also backing up my mac, so then I can see about doing a clean install of OS X 10.something.that.looks.like.a.mountain .. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I'd take some time off Give crawford a month to release without any of my input. So apparently he got a job, found some people to take him in, and is soon to be re-united with his quad PII, childporn machine. But no, my wife & spawn are fine, thanks for asking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well on windows I just smb to the thing, and my shares are there. It also supports the apple thingie, so I setup a time machine backup, and let that run over the night. That went fine. It also does NFS, and supports iSCSI. I was thinking of moving my ESXi stuff to it. Oh and since I have a shitty 100MB lan, I put my ISO images NTFS disk in a sata/usb thing, and plugged it into the NAS and it mounted it fine. So yes, that's an option as well. Also It can transcode FLAC to SHIT so even stupid windows media player can browse into the thing and play music. It seems good to me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine thanks for asking. I was curious to see if I took time off here, what would happen.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me until the dr says no we go ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC was created to remind K5 of his constant inability to ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure just been busy. its go time, you know to ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as any physician about the risks of opening old wounds. what were you expecting? how did you think it'd be different this time? you need new. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is nothing more racist then some china ren buying an iDevice that some self entitled neckbeards were entitled to. how will the SJW's deal with this free market threat? His name is Tim Tim Budong. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me depends on which part. but then again 'wu' pee'd on the rug. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh for the love of $3.75 holy shit. I don't know how or why they didn't just dig a hole and fill it with this douche. I couldn't work in place like that, I'd hit the guy for sure. some guy was swearing up a storm in a bar because the price of his beer went from $3.50 USD to 3.75. I should have downloaded it, this video was fucking gold. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the last thing I'd do Is call the bartender a cunt and complain about a $0.25 misunderstanding. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me People who are more active at night are more likely to have Dark Triad disorders such as narcissism, psychopathy, & Machiavellianism. Hypothesis: night owls have a "cheater strategy" & will take advantage of low light, limited monitoring, & the lessened cognitive processing of "morning" people. http://peterjonason.com/uploads/Chronotype.pdf colour me surprised. only a narcissist would think I'm talking about them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've been more in awe of his complete breakdown, and how he keeps on trying to keep on doing the same things as if that never got him where he is today. Besides, trane isn't breaking his mom's heart and foot, destroying her property. He's just jerking it in the woods. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I kinda liked it you know explosions and tits. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you must have missed the biggest tit in movies aka thom cruise ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hot humid. thanks for asking. they have tacobell in switzerlund? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes it is especially 5.5 and 6.0 with its FLASH based web UI. What the fuck. KVM is going to kill it, so it doesn't matter. right now they are living it up like 1980's SCO. But the 90's are coming. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it has vmotion and proxmox is as good as it gets for now. remember I said it's like linux of 1992. rought but there. vmware is still sco of the 1980's. but we know how it'll end. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oddly enough i dont care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Giganews Is an FBI operation Let me explain my history at Giganews in Austin, Texas and how I learned about the FBI connection. I used to be a huge fan of Usenet and a customer of different newsgroup providers for several years, and I started working at Giganews in 2009. I rose through the company, being promoted to a system technician after 6 months, and became a Giganews system engineer less than two years after that. A huge pirate at the time, I loved the idea of helping people download all the "rich multimedia content" they could. The porn content is not safe on Usenet, and the groups with children being abused I find abhorrent. Customers would write in about it all the time, so its no secret to a Usenet employee where it is. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Data Foundry is a data center company which is interconnected to Giganews with the same admins, nocs, etc. Their main office headquarters is at 1044 Liberty Park Dr in Austin. But, they host most of the Usenet content in other data centers around the world. While talking to the CEO of the entire operation, Ron Yokubaitis, I heard what I interpreted as his request to remove the child pornography groups when he asked, "Would you delete child porn?" I honestly loved the thought of removing that junk off of Usenet, and removed three cp newsgroups soon afterwards. This happened December 11th, 2011. I didn't remove anything related to the normal and more socially acceptable content Usenet downloaders know about. It turned out that that wasn't what the CEO really wanted, who then claimed he forgot what he said. The Giganews/Data Foundry admins Philip Molter and Mike Smith disciplined me for removing the child porn groups and didn't trust me to keep working there afterwards. They made subtle references to jeopardizing criminal investigations IN PROGRESS then threatened me with a bad reference for removing the child abuse junk. No big deal, a bad reference from them after doing that is good, but Philip restored the cp content from a backup I didn't have access to. Fast forward several months, I turned into a traitor in an effort to remove the abhorrent junk off Usenet - I broke the first and second rules not to talk about it, and told the FBI the truth about the child abuse groups deletion in an email. This probably wont go over well with internet freedom lovers, but sharing what I learned in the experience will, I promise. My seemingly traitorous act exposed the real traitor, the biggest one, to the Usenet network. The FBI invited me to their unlisted Austin office in a nondescript office building at 12515 Research Blvd, Building 7, Suite 400 in late October 2012. Two agents took notes on what I told them, then something unexpected happened. Special Agent Scott Kibbey told me he personally knew the Giganews / Data Foundry CEO, bragged to me about working there, then invited me back to Giganews! I had also helped them with a separate crime venue in Austin that Data Foundry was going to compete with, so I had earned their trust. In addition, Kibbey offered me a new name and identity, with a new drivers license and everything, if I were to go back to work at Giganews. It was then that I realized that the fed I was talking to had been my coworker at Giganews since I started in 2009! The other agent was actually an Austin police detective named Charles Riley helping the FBI whom worked alternate shifts to me at the Datafoundry NOC under alias. Riley even bragged about being a detective once at a shift change! The thought of my fellow Usenet systech in crime being a police detective was unthinkable at the time. I've included some of the emails from these feds (with email headers and IP addresses) in the link at end. Special Agent Scott Kibbey is central to the whole Giganews operation, including Data Foundry, but with different names. This agent is a top exec for Data Foundry, a top admin for Giganews, the Golden Frog front company run from the same Usenet servers for VyprVPN, and the other Usenet fronts Usenet.net, Supernews, Rhino Newsgroups, and Powerusenet. Another business front name they used when I was there is Powerhouse Management. Kibbey rolled out the OS images, kernels, patches, setup the entire VyprVPN service including the detailed logging which is easily accessible to him and the other government agents working there. There were also rumors agents from other governments worked there The Hong Kong Giganews servers were brought down in early June 2009 by a Chinese employee, the day of the Tiananmen Square anniversary when the Chinese government was blocking everything online. This means the VyprVPN connecting IP addresses are accessible to the Chinese government indirectly through this employee. Anyone using the VyprVPN service that governments are targeting is in danger, honestly. This is my warning - that all of the content being downloaded and shared on the Usenet network is going through the authorities! Giganews customers are being logged! The log file is called the "gigauth" on their "cruncher" servers which logs every connection by every customer, which are then archived. This means Usenet uploaders are helping the feds monitor the distribution of Usenet content if their newsgroup provider peers with Giganews! I swear to you that Giganews is an operation that employs federal agents who run most of the operation. I suggest demanding from your newsgroup provider that they stop the peering of binary groups to FBI's Giganews. Please understand how risky this is for me to explain as Agent Kibbey subtly threatened my family on behalf of Data Foundry the second time I met both agents at the Austin FBI office. The traitors saw me as a threat and said I did not cooperate. Even with this threat, please warn Giganews customers and other Usenet users, and use the evidence I've linked. If the google drive link dies, email me for a new one. Agents Kibbey and Riley did not let me photograph them, but I did include a scan of their business cards. Riley didn't have an FBI badge or card, but he had an fbi.gov email address, ip, and Austin Police Department badge. I've linked pictures of my Giganews badge and the shirts with their red armor logo I was forced to wear when working there. I've also linked to the Giganews/Data Foundry employee list with in-office mug shots, phone numbers and emails they gave me. I did not agree to return this on their employee paperwork, so it is not illegal to share. They thought I did, though. I doubt the names and phone numbers they used internally are all real, as many are likely aliases and fed-routed voip proxies. Most of the emails changed to goldenfrog.com before I left from the ones listed in the 2011 employee pdf. Some of the mugshots are photoshopped by them, as the pictures did not match the physical appearance of some, likely to hide in case of someone like me exposing these traitors. Feel free to upload this to any newsgroup that Giganews carries - Their customers need to know. -Nick Caputo this one http://cryptome.org/2014/09/giganews-fbi.htm It really should have been a 486...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we just had an 8 flag typhoon and everyone was scrambling like it was the end of the freaking world... So I checked the scale, and turns out this 8 flag event isn't even on par with a category 1 hurricane. jesus christ. they already are reporting in the news how many trees have been knocked down. what the fuck overreact. typhoon its raining like crazy. we gonna die. :'( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I live in the NT in a house... not one of those giant things.... vertical villages they call them. well westerners do, the locals call them mansions or estates. probably some uk terminology for ghettos. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was like over a year ago and it was fun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bummer dude gotta jump onto the openstack bandwagon. I know I need to. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its 2014 unless you have oracle and their dumbass licensing nobody runs physical anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't work that way first it'd automatically spin up more webservers as needed, and automatically add them into the load balancer if they can't cope with the load. Also you can guarantee cpu, & disk time. Even in the 1970's they could do that. Maybe you've been using the wrong platform, or using yours incorrectly? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we're talking servers not jbods. The sad thing is that MI has been in his niche and the world has gone by. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol what? where have you been for the last 40 years? hate to say it old man, but you're out of touch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NEEDS MOAR INTRASPECTION RAGE. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still alive? What is it like to live in fear? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh baby where does it hurt? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh I was diagnosed, but I crawforded myself, as 'nonspecific depression' was a way for the system to keep me there. >have you ever been to jail? have you ever been arrested? have you ever been processed by the "system?" no, you fucking haven't. maybe, you should shut the fuck up. yes i have. Although I struck a deal if I could prove I wasn't a filthy addict they'd drop the charges after a year. I successfully completed a drug court order. not many people can do that. on the otherhand it got you sure riled up, but only about me. the baby is doing well, she kicks like crazy. so come on, you can do better than a reverse, I'm no boofrigidy hoo, but come on. you clearly want the attention, but not about me, it's about YOU ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we only have to wait a fee more months for that She's already sad about that ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get a database captain flatfile. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck is that shit? it sounds like two fax machines humping. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh I was sleeping... Did the vagrant get busted? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I sense that project isn't grand in scope enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like fun Doing it alone too, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yay? no embarassment of failure, its the shallow grave that is the worrying bit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and what of the world or worse, yourself? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me way to go woman you gave it to trane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but god already killed kitten ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google tsg101 and be amazed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bbc's gonna be pissed looks like these kids have a better budget than the original... LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft Paid NFL $400 Million To Use Surface, But Announcers Call Them iPads from the other site. what a fucking joke. Microsoft should have taken that $400 million, and payed it to shareholders. what a bunch of shubs. Like anyone would want a microsoft ipad. for apple, sure and that should have been the title, "Microsoft pays $400MM to advertise the Apple iPad", because nobody cares or gives a fuck about the doomed surface. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me guess you were never around RT nobody liked that turd. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me considering they killed j# it'll be an uphill battle to port it to .net ... Microsoft can't have any java based products. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the weird thing about that is apparently they released xbone and ps4 versions last week. http://thefusejoplin.com/2014/09/minecraft-ps4-xbox-graphic-editions-ps3-xbox-36 0/ so go figure. I think Microsoft is trying to stay hip, and failing miserably. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and a lot of java just magially recompiled with j# .... Even vmware's fatass client is j#, which has now given way to a FLASH based solution. I'm not kidding ot manage vmware you now need flash. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is this like how you were stalking that reporter playing with her windows and locks, and your fantasy to jerk off all over her house, and drink her beer? You are a stalker, Mike. I think you seem to forget that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think rusty did you a big favour purging those enteries where you were bragging about changing her locks, and jacking off all over her house. Then you were going to escape to mexico, after you turned yourself in. remember that totally sane rant? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no i get to the edge by the sign and the 2nd one freaking gets me every time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me having looked at apples new products I have to say they are utterly underwhelming. the watch is the biggest disappointment, being.. a watch. No fancy curved surface, just a fucking 1700's boring ass square watch. It makes the moto 360 look exciting. which it isn't. And the new phone.. still has a button? why? what the fuck? how about some screen realestate? oh its bigger now. like how all the androids have been for years. no doubt jobs is dead. they are going to bleed out. I dont think even 64bit arm can save them now. so boring. its not like the new phone has 8 cores, and 8GB of ram or something. how utterly uninspiring. smooth round surfaces should make anal insertion easier for new apple users. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apple did a thing? I must have missed it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who lot of meh there. what a turd. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So it's time for a rage quit countdown! No doubt the nice boss is actually a drug addict, alcoholic, machine gun fabricating, Russian mafia supporter. The job will prove too difficult, so he must rage quit on ethical grounds. What will it be this time? Also how many days until he just stops showing up, and gives the sleep cycle insanity? I think Crawford can fake normal for 2 weeks, one pay period, then once he get's those sawbucks in his hand he'll be off the deep end. poor guy that hired the master debugger. I hug myself I hug myself; I want you to hug meWhen I feel down; I want you to +3 meI search myself; I want you to find meI +3 myself; I want you to mod bomb me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself Ooh I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come runnin' You're the sun who makes me hide in the woods When you're around I'm always laughin' I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I'd get down on my knees; I'd do anything for you I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself ahh ohh i don't want anybody else oh no oh on oh no yeah I hug myself; I want you to love me When I feel down; I want you above me I search myself; I want you to find me I forget myself; I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself ahh ohh i don't want anybody else oh no oh no oh no I want youI don't want anybody else and when i think about you; i hug myself ooh ooOoh ooOoh aaaaahhhh I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself Ooh I don't want anybody else When I think about you I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I hug myself I honestly do I hug myself I hug myself good thing you came here for support really. jesus don't you have people around you? Its not all about love and relationships. some people are just plain fucing codependant. some of us would rather be miserable together than being alone. maybe k5 if your codependance. get help in meatspace. and take time to enjoy some ketchup the sweet elixer of freedom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A trend was started, right here! behold!!!! but she's rich, yo! This woman can afford her own container! it's his new uniform you know, he's a marine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great movie that nice tie into drugs, drug users, and trane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we exist you ceased. keep it that way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how does isis magically get to mexico sorry this doesn't make a lick of sense. Plus they'd hit Saudia Arabia, Israel WAY before worrying about hitting America. Its about the caliphate ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are giving the CIA way too much credit. Isis is like 20 guys and a green screen. all they are doing is cutting off some joint chinese arab deal for oil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bruce campbell ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cool looking forward to it ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or make trading cards with numbers, maybe they can fight like chickens. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't realize you were part of the solution, not the problem. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to fund my daughters wedding in Hawaii but I figured this Samsung TV would last much longer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jack the ripper found! Turns out he was the hair dresser, Aaron Kosminski. he was seriously mentally ill, probably a paranoid schizophrenic who suffered auditory hallucinations and described as a misogynist prone to `self-abuse' - a euphemism for masturbation. case closed! and a jew! May as well day he was gay, and go for a tripple score ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It uses GDB to scan video memory. interesting technique. As long as OS/2 uses the well expected video ranges, in full screen, then yes, it'll work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what incompetent craftmanship in the UK? im shocked! shocked! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck rusty I had over 11 votes, no way it got dumped. Parody is protected free speech. Fucker. at least update the fucking poll Give me something for actually have had to read that batshit insane press release and reworded it to reflect the actual state of affairs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me While I was out in the hospital I had 16 app updates pop up when I got home. Can you imagine that in the 80's or 90's? Even the 2000's that'd be unheard of. We live in a golden era of quickly fixed and turned around application. No more sitting on busted ass 1.00 for a year, or having to know the secret handshake to download 1.01 from their BBS which is busy 24x7. I think it's great that people can ship early to get their mindshare out there, and better that they provide updates FOR FREE not some yearly maintenance contract. Although I suspect that'll change soon. But in the meantime, it's really great to see how apps can quickly update and evolve in the massive update infrastructure that exists to keep everyone current. But back to the hospital. They wouldn't let me leave without paying the bill first. Can you guess how much for 5 days hospitalization, food (lol), medication, dr's consults and all that? it was $500 HKD. that's 39.5 GBP, or 64.5 USD. six nights 5 days. Still feel like shit. But today I had tacos. No more congee in the morning. The food was worse than jail ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me adam I was thinking more run run ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dozens none of them had heroin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me "Never Gonna Ship You Out" Oooh We're no strangers to missing ship dates You know the build rules and so do I An impossible set of requirements is what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other master debugger I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, in a long essay! Gotta make you understand Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandonded you We've known each other for so long Your need for warp life been aching, but You're not too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm going to fuck this up Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you (Ooh, ship you out) (Ooh, ship you out) Never gonna ship, never gonna ship (Ship you out) Never gonna ship, never gonna ship (Ship you out) We've known each other for so long Your need for warp life been aching, but You're not too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm going to fuck this up Gotta write an essay, and make you understand Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you Never gonna ship you out Never gonna fix that bug Never gonna stay around, I'll find something new Never gonna make you compile Never gonna stay out of jail Never gonna tell truth how I abandoned you I'm afraid I don't follow your argument Care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know it's fucked when nimey and tdillo agree But we all know he has a deep seated fear of success, and thus cannot ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh honey I know you are jealous I ran off with a girl.. Bit you have to understand I just don't have those feelings for you anymore. If crawford shipped, it'd be a sign of him breaking a now 10+ year cycle. But he won't, so all your love poetry is for nothing. Try to move on dear. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me *before I'm going to die before warplife ships. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not a fan of Rick Astley? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why does he keep coming back? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They usually don't insult, lash out and hopelessly Go on and on how they were right. And then there is the fake marines thing. I don't see any point in his now wanting to fake being an enlisted officer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone? The other 3 people? What you afraid it's driving users away? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thus spake the esl teacher Iambic? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what if they have no capabilities And keep demonstrating time and time again that they are incapable of supporting themselves. When is it OK to accept welfare? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IF ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me barely nearly threw up listening to others throw up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks cool too bad it's not free as in something I can use right now. It'd be interesting. I suppose if I were an austie I could write my own, to run on OS 7. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me works fine on chrome firefox? honestly what year is it? 2004? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me time for some chrome? until the next new browser comes along? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad. still have a fever and they won't discharge me. Apparently they are still touchy over SARS back in the day. The food is fucking killing me though. boiled lettuce, shitty pork and white rice. Just smelling it makes me want to vomit. No fiber at all, I haven't had a shit in 2 days now. Im having my wife sneak me in some food. This shit is horrible. The worst part Is that I've read some of MDC's warp life announcement stuff, and the sign of immediate failure was right there in the announcements. I never saw it, because who actually reads this shit? Im tempted to read more of his stuff, and see the obvious batshittery and failure in there, but right now I have "never going to give you up" stuck in my head as "never going to ship you out"... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just had congee for breakfast its some rice porridge with chunks of ham or some shit in it. It tastes utterly bland. I give it 0/10. This is the kind of shit I imagine people eating in POW camps in the 1940s. asian diets are weird, yo. oh god no I keep telling everyone im allergic to eggs, just in case. those things are beyond horrible ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very its like a culture grew up loving the things that should have killed them. you know they throw out chicken breasts like garbage? and they dine on fried cartridge. Im not even lying. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cartilage like the 'soft bone' like what is in your nose & ears. I wish I were kidding. It's so fucking gross. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is some organ my wife loves that does taste like plastic. like one bite into it, and you get that feeling its something you shouldn't eat. too firm/crunchy to be meat. and then there is fishballs... which look/taste like plastic. but they are their version of chicken nuggets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can eat that stuff but it doesn't do anything for me. and it's too expensive, for something I don't give a shit about. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that shit is everywhere in china you can tell they suck as they have the big containers of oil ontop of their cart to try to brag that they only use new oil. I never eat at those places. its stuff like 'little sheep' where you have a national chain packagaging rat as lamb. but sadly as I ate my rat (like a year ago) I knew right away it wasn't lamb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont think there is any helping congee Im only eating it as I really dont have a choice. so need to get the fuck out of here, but i keep having a fever at night. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she also spoke out against obama big mistake. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus christ debs! A 34-year-old Blaine, Minn., man is accused of ejaculating on his co-worker's desk and in her coffee. JESUS CHRIST! John Galt - faces two counts of criminal sexual conduct for incidents that allegedly happened since late February. Charges were filed in Rand County. According to the criminal complaint, an employee at Beisswenger's hardware store in New Brighton called police on Aug. 26., saying she thought Galt, her co-worker, was leaking precious bodily fluids on her desk. She told officers that she found Galt that afternoon standing in front of her desk, his back turned to her and his hands near his crotch. The worker wasn't sure what Galt was doing, but she told police he had a "deer in the headlights" expression on his face when he noticed her behind him. Galt then quickly left the room and slammed the door behind him, the worker said. Seconds later, Galt came back, told the worker he had a question for her but forgot it. He then left the area. The worker told police she inspected her desk and found fluid on the surface, dripping onto the floor. A lot of it had been absorbed into her hair scrunchy, which she put into a plastic bag. When at the scene, officers collected her coffee mug, coffee and scrunchy. The worker told police that she'd had problems with Galt for months. He'd allegedly leave his zipper down often. It happened so much that the worker said she threatened to report Galt if it happened again. On Aug. 28, Galt agreed to meet with police at the New Brighton Public Safety Center, the complaint states. While talking with officers, he admitted to ejaculating on his co-worker's desk and coffee on Aug. 26, which was his birthday. He then went on to admit that he'd ejaculated in her coffee twice in the last six months, and on her desk four times, wiping up the mess with the scrunchy. He told police he was attracted to his co-worker and did this to get her to notice him. He also said that he knew it was "gross and wrong," the complaint states. The worker told police that her coffee had tasted strange on numerous occasions - more than twice in the last several months. She said she initially thought the taste was spoiled cream, but when police informed her that Galt admitted to tampering with her coffee, she said "I knew it." Galt told police he'd never done this to another woman. JESUS CHRIST, I DONT EVEN. I wonder if she ever wore that hair scrunchy thing.. ick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought you'd like the atlas shruggery of it. Oh well, nothing else exciting from Minnesotnuts made the news. Hows the peer review going? Don't let them dulicinia you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is this about that chick who fucked her way to good reviews? its no different than hollywood so I dont see why anyone's tits are in a twist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well it sound safe to say that her next game wont be as big as a hit, and she'll blame the patriarchy and rape culture. I wonder if she can get a government bailout? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dem american franchises hotter than hot cakes! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lack of OpenGL Progress Back in the day, every computer programmer in Santa Cruz either worked for Santa Cruz Operation are had done so at one time. I figured it was finally time to apply. I got an interview! I was very excited. *INSERT RANDOM BULLSHIT ABOUT CURRENT JOB* There is some advantage to having staying up all night before attending my SCO interview: can YOU guess? DID HE GET THE FUCKING JOB? i thought softcard was a bank in japan or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's the one! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't even know they existed But yeah market confusion ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it new from 2012? after that point i pretty much stopped caring what goes on in/out of america. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MarketDroids! Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Shoot Them. I was very excited that Dulcinea's Sales and Marketing guy offered to partner with me so he could sell the many products I have developed, because, as I said to him one day, "You could sell ice to Eskimos." Stefan was at one time very wealthy as he was a top British IBM marketing exec back in the 1960s who used to sell ten million dollar mainframes to banks all over Europe. Now he lives in a van down by the river. I did not have a Best Man stand for me at my wedding. Instead I had a Best Woman in a long, black dress. Her name is Regan Gill. She has a degree in Nutrition from UC Davis and at one time was a successful Biochemistry lab technician. At my suggestion, she went back to school to learn how to become a master debugger, like me. Now she just shuffles her possessions in a shopping cart in Van Nuys, giving blowjobs for crack. Inside: Why I'm About to Book a Round Trip to London, And! Dulcinea's GlFrog Engine won't be free anymore, but will retail for at least $99.99, maybe as much as $199.99, per seat! As the company grew, Regan advanced to become a top manager, with two dozen direct reports. She is now a Director at a Valley software firm, and makes frequent trips to India on her own dime so she can keep tabs on their outsourced coders. Most people don't know that when you work for a multinational it is rare for them to pick up your international travel. Regan assures me this is why I must buy my own plane ticket to London. When I told Regan what I said to Stefan about his insight into Eskimo psychology, she replied, "Why are you still trying to contact me! Mike, I have a restraining order." I had exercised my options when I resigned from Live Picture, in protest; had their Marketdroids not been so clueless, I'd be a billionaire by now. I Am Absolutely Fucking Serious. Instead I am once more actively fighting the system so I can enjoy a good parasite infestation, while dining on ketchup packets. When Stefan and I first met at the San Francisco MacWorld Expo in 1992 or so, he owned a company called MacEurope Information Systems that sold matched pairs of very high-end graphics cards and displays to professional graphics artists. Unfortunately, he totally bet the farm on a very fringe flakey combination hardware/software product called Imagician that nobody has ever heard of and was put to shame by the algorithmically sophisticated heavyweight Photoshop. His typical demo was to spin a 200 MB 32-bit photographic image on the display in real time. A trivial task that had no bearing on the real world. It's no wonder nobody has never heard of Imagician. His hardware was a Mac IIci. It was incapable of running on other Macs of those days, as they were completely incapable of holding all the ram his ineffective program needed. Image rotation would violently thrash the backing store file. That thrashing simply did not occur with MacPaint. Unfortunately, Stefan bet the farm on that product. It is very, very stupid and expensive to design specialized hardware cards, as general purpose CPU's only get cheaper and faster negating the need for specialized logic. The death knell to the software was how it was tied directly to the quickly obsolete hardware. Limitations of hardware memory required the image to be processed in chunks of horizontal strips. The coder, Dave Burgun, slaved over the software problem for several years, but was never able to solve it, because he lacked my special insight from having a father in the NAVY. The standards for professional prepress graphics are very high, and Stefan's solution just couldn't hack it. Dave worked tirelessly without pay for several years, and even came quite close to selling both his guitars at a pawn shop. Eventually Stefan shut the whole project down, as he'd lost everything but an old van, which he now resides in. (My own contribution was to write the Photoshop plugin host in Chipmunk Basic, a language I once knew very well but by then had totally forgotten. I completed the contract in just fourteen years because Stefan drove such a hard bargain: while I was very well-paid for the work, if I exceeded the fourteen year time limit, I had to start paying him back at a rate of one hundred dollars per day! This was the first paid coding work I did after I was discharged from the hospital where I spent four days for florid psychosis in April 1994. Every hour or two, I had to take a long break, walk to the nearby park and lie in the grass with my eyes shut for a while, as the hallucinations would start to interfere with my productivity! Unlike today where I have to deal with the russian malfia, the machine gun man, alcoholic boss, rage boss, stupid recruiter, mom, various police officers, judges, aunt peggy, unnamed family members, and every other batshit insane thing going on. Had Dave solved the problem, Stefan, Dave and their hardware guy Richard Aras would all be working for someone else by now, as Photoshop killed all the other companies, because people didn't want spinning images, they wanted image manipulation. Something I fail to grasp as I've never actually 'used' a computer as a user. Instead, Stefan is just as cold and hungry as I am. Not knowing any valuable skills, and being inept at marketing, for several years he had to take work as an unskilled construction laborer just to get by. He showed up to his construction sites in filthy van that he bought just to tool around in when he had business in the US. That van had a flat one day, and was so cluttered with obsolete video logic boards, and various containers filled with human waste that there was no room for a spare tire. He rang up the local Goodyear shop to ask if there was a way they could help them out. "I'll be right there," said the shop's owner, who brought a spare to where Stefan's car was parked and changed the flat himself. He was happy to provide such great customer service, you see, because those kinds of spare tires cost seven hundred dollars! Coming Soon: Why I'm Traveling Personally to Norwich, England, to Thrash Stefan Pietrzak Youngs Mercilessly with a Big Fucking Thorny Cluestick. Do you recall a while back that I famously announced that I had found The Holy Grail, and you all thought I was delusional? I formed what at the time was a partnership with Bonita, so we could bring The Holy Grail to market. I registered the Dulcinea Technologies domain name as soon as we found a good company name for which a domain was available. (Just dulcinea.com is a big farm in California.) I also immediately retained a top business attorney at the homeless shelter so I could pay him scads of cash for tons of expert advice. When I got the job with Atimi, they sent me the most restrictive Intellectual Property Assignment I had ever seen in my entire fucking existence. There was no allowance whatsoever for me having invented something before I started working there. Had I signed that piece of shit, Atimi would thereby have acquired The Holy Grail outright! Atimi was in a huge hurry though, as experienced Mac coders are rather hard to find, and they wanted me to start work so the guy I was replacing could train me. When I raised my objections, they suggested that I have my own (homeless) attorney draft our agreement. The guy I retained would have done that very well, but in the end, because Atimi had such a huge fire under its ass, I instead worked there the entire time with no employment contract of any sort! When I finally quit the company in protest, they had a party that the crazy guy with the bug infestation was gone. Dulcinea's GlFrogg 3d Does Not Contain The Holy Grail. I am quite certain that I really have discovered The Holy Grail, but The Holy Grail is a rather complex algorithm that will require quite a bit of time at a good thrift store library before I can start working on any actual code, if the machinegun man will let me. Thus I have yet to even start working on it. Maybe next year. That's the reason I kept trying to take UCSC's upper division Algorithms class, but always something would come up at work and I would have to drop it. Not because I am so lazy and incompetent, in my reality, my sheer inability as a coder puts every last one of you sorry lot completely to shame. This idea I have for improving on The Colony is NOT The Holy Grail. Even so, it will make Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine worthy of use by Computer Science researchers. Most of you think The Colony is a simple game no more interesting than DOOM, but in reality, The Colony has kept some of the finest minds in Computer Science tied up in knots since the early eightys. Thus the painters Algorithm itself, as well as the fact that John Carmack proved a while back - only proved, did not come up with the required pattern - that the Universe contained at least one Turing-Complete Computer. Some engines are even capable of simulating worlds comparable to the size of the earth. It's not so large, though, that it wouldn't fit in Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine after I implement my improvements to OpenGL. It won't matter as none of this will ever be released on the App Store, as you see, I have a deep fear of launching. There are three requirements for a 3d simulation to be of real use to the Computer Scientists who research new Life animals. It must be exceedingly fast. I'm already fast enough, and put all the competition completely to shame with what I already have today. I was shocked - SHOCKED! I TELL YOU! at how slow all my competitors are, as for me the whole point in reinventing DOOM over and over again for forty solid fucking years has been to come up with increasingly clever ways to make it run faster! Even without my proposed new Algorithm, all kinds of ways remain to get significantly more speed out of both my generation ticking and display refresh, such as the use of ARM Assembly code as well as ARM NEON Single Instruction Multiple Data Parallel Processing, which is much the same thing as Pentium's MMX and PowerPC's Altivec, what Apple called the G4 Velocity Accellerator. You see I never learned a thing from Stephen's fall, and I too like to marry the hardware rendering my program incompatible with the future. For that reason alone I recently decided to charge at least $19.99, maybe even $29.99 rather than provide a free download as I originally intended. It must provide a feature-rich, easy to use world editor. Most of my competition only allow you to scribble on the screen with your fingertip; their resolution is fixed and set so high that you have no hope of selecting elements. I have only one competitor whose user interface is worthy of serious consideration, but it doesn't provide drag and drop, cut, copy, clear or paste, rotation or reflection as Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine does. My editor thus bumps the price up to $39.99, maybe even $49.99. The Holy Grail of DOOM implementations, though, is to have an unlimited FOV. The rules of Carmack's DOOM call for an infinite grid and don't say anything about what happens when you approach the edge of a limited grid. The two ways that limited grids are typically handled is to wrap around, so your grid takes on a toroidal or even spherical topology, or what I do, which is to kill the user, and exit the application without any explanation. My new Algorithm will be limited only by the number of living people. The rules of DOOM heavily, heavily favor players, so effectively Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine size won't be limited by available memory, it'll use virtual memory! A technique I invented while I was incarcerated for threatening a police officer. That bumps up my price to at least $99.99, as all of a sudden, Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine will be a tool that is truly useful to Computer Science researchers! What's more, my new Algorithm will increase the speed by several warp factors beyond what I have now. I have no real way of knowing for sure until I have working code, but I strongly suspect that I can exceed the speed even of DOOM - the current record holder - while at the same time exceeding the capabilities of HalfLife in that my Algorithm is amenable to updating the display with each minute. HalfLife is only useful for finding the final boss after millions of grunts, and doesn't work at all if you want to update the display each tick, in part because its data structures are very complex and so would be quite slow to inspect for display purposes, and in part because the Algorithm is asynchronous: different parts of the HalfLife advance at significantly different rates. It certainly isn't my mom's G3 flower iMac running OS X 10.2 that is the constraint into my 3d programming venture! My new Algorithm for Dulcinea's Frogg3d Engine is not only super-synchronous, but the data structures are simple and straightforward enough that parsing them won't slow down the display at all. MY RIDE IS HERE! GOTTA RUN! I'll post the rest of this diary as a comment later this afternoon, but I can promise you that you will all totally piss yourselves laughing when I tell you what Stefan emailed to me this morning! you know ive actually never read this announcement of the warplife sale price. Its funny his ultra good sales guy ended up as a DAY LABORER!!! how the fuck did that happen? how could a sales executive not even get a minor sales gig. Unless he was fucking incompetent. Much like how in this tale, sales guy backed a hardware/software solution. The software didn't work, and the hardware was outpaced and replaced by normal CPUs. Was there a lesson here? NONE! Mike is instead coding for some old shit arm assembly instead of letting the compiler figure it out. nothing was ever learned. Also I just forced myself to read his last diary. SCO he never worked at SCO. So he didn't get the job. what the fuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for your voting pleasure lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me opengl And I repeat: that is what Gl Frog is for. (1.00 / 3) (#31) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 07:33:58 PM CCT Gl Frog will be every bit as sophisticated as Warp LifeTM, but will be GNU GPL Free as in Freedom software. One of the reasons that Gl Frog has been so difficult to implement, is that I intended from the very start to contribute Gl Frog's core video engine to ZooLib. ZooLib is open source under the MIT License, but has no multimedia support of any kind. Until I contribute Gl Frog's video core, the usual procedure is to use Quickdraw 3d instead. It's only free as in beer, and only runs on Windows, Mac OS X and the iOS, whereas ZooLib also runs on all UNIXen with X11, it STILL runs on bother PowerPC and 68k Classic Mac OS, the BeOS, Haiku as well as the BlackBerry. It's one thing to write a simple 3d demo. It's quite another thing to write a general purpose cross-platform 3d engine. You all think I never shipped Gl Frog because I am so lazy and incompetent. In reality, my sheer inability as a coder puts every last one of you sorry lot completely to shame. It's just that Gl Frog is my very first 3d application ever, and so will take quite a lot of time, effort and diligent study before I can make real headway towards my original goals. and crawford approved tcpip Actually he just wrote a plan, then quit the job out of spite as there was no way in fuck he could do anything to actually fix mactcp, and he would have been exposed as a fraud. So he ran. Ran so far away. Hmmm almost like it's a pattern ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and that matters today how? It doesn't. Stop fucking about Go write something useful. Fuck it ship something ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me USMC, faggot Also tick tick ready for the homeless and prison count down? I just hope you don't murder some poor innocent you violent know-it-all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me really? Are you this stupid or this much in denial? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me foreshadow? VERO BEACH, Fla. (AP) - Police say a Connecticut man who was biking from Maryland to Miami to propose to his girlfriend was fatally stabbed by a homeless man outside a McDonald's restaurant. The Vero Beach News Journal reports that 28-year-old Kevin Adorno stopped at the restaurant Monday night and was talking to his girlfriend on a cellphone when he was attacked. Witnesses say Adorno stumbled into the restaurant. One person started administering aid while another called 911. He was pronounced dead a short time later. Officers arrested 59-year-old Rene Herrera Cruz at a Burger King across the street. He is charged with first-degree murder. Cruz told officers he thought Adorno was directing people by cellphone to attack him. Police Chief David Currey says the trip was a "bucket list" item for Adorno I imagine the biker was tired And the little marine got a preemptive blow since the biker wasn't expecting it. Marines are always in the offense. There is no such thing as a defensive position for them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as an offensive weapon, a USMC how Do you react to the story? Do you associate with the guy taking a long and dangerous trip by bike, a clear boyscout wilderness badge type? Or do you identify with the homeless man who believes he is part of an elite killing force sent to intercept and terminate hostile that are reconning his beloved McDonald's? The Marine falls back to burger king. How does this speak to you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't think it was random at all You can just hear this homeless crazy fuck saying he is a marine, as he fell back to burger king. Crawford thinks he is the biker, a victim of insanity. But he is the homeless murderer, waiting to strike out. He's only getting worse. And now we have reached the van down by the river utopia that will be paid with opengl goodness. And when this fails it'll be ketchup packet dinning time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me common in china But the first wife is the main wife.. I think she even chooses the others. It's seen as more country though, like wearing overalls ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank you for your cooperation ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive got a headache been that way for a few days... pandol doesnt help. cancer? I'd love to make this moment A suntory moment. I just don't have any ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me such negativity No wonder you have no hugging partner ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what does it feel like? To be unloved and alone? What would you do if your Internet stopped working? Would anyone hear your whines? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we wish you would Your so gay it isn't even funny. Kinda sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saw dr Am in hospital. Viral infection? I've given so much blood but they at least look concerned ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saxony is where he should start kill them at the source ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kids of immigrants That's why the Yolo brigade is there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow your'e back I almost guessed after the last episode you kind of checked out. Aren't you in Burma or something worse? You could just hiresomeone to use their special localized knowledge of fleecing forigners to deal with them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dear homosexuals, This notification is generated automatically as a service to you. We've noted that the following changes occurred between August 31, 2014 and September 01, 2014: The domain name servers have been changed: OLD: NS1.ACCESSARYSHOP-AUDREY.COM NS2.ACCESSARYSHOP-AUDREY.COM NEW: NS1.DZGTZJ.COM NS2.DZGTZJ.COM on the following name(s): DULCINEATECH.COM I suppose this is what keeps him going the dilution that he is a successful developer. It's been how many years and trips to jail? why are you still allowed to live? thurler was at least amusing. kitten was accidentally funny with his tantrums. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't kill him cigarettes did. Maybe you can start smoking something again on your travels. crack? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you left? huh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best website design, ever! LO-fucking-L. holy shit the nerdvirgin is strong with this one! maybe this will be a new project for the unmentionable one. Once he locates that P2, that is totally worth more than $20. Yessir, he'll fix it up good and nice for the ladies. Nothing says romance like a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. I'm pretty sure its universally illegal to live in a vehicle in the US? You know a war on poor people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is where warplife died Waiting on others who had no vested interest ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some worst of design thing If the guy didn't say he was absolutely serious I wouldn't know ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SOUNDS too familiar you sure it's original? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My mom is a Schizophrenic with Hypergraphia She thinks the pages she writes will save the world and expose a vast conspiracy run by Dick Cheney, Ralph Nader, Tom Brokaw and....Peter Jennings. I've been taking care of her since I was 12 years old. I've been dealing with this for 17 years. This is what her writing looks like on a really bad day. You can see samples of her [Crawfordian writing style](http://imgur.com/a/KLpxV#MxJAPOb). I feel you. It's like playing a never-ending game of chess, except your opponent can change the rules at random. The hard part of helping my mom is that one facet(there are many) of her paranoia revolves around poison and toxic chemicals. from here. See that? Crawford isn't a precious little USMC snowflake. Turns out he's just another screwball working tirelessly to harm himself. You'd think constantly self injuring and becoming a 9-11 addict would raise some red flags. But we are his notebook I can't say we are therapeutic though ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and people thought I was crazy leaving. sheesh, even china isn't that bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me warcraft ii was great fun but after I tried it recently, it was only fun because I played it with friends. Now we are all on separate continents (asia,euro,NA and SA), and of course everyone is busy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bible verses is rusty it's the only explination praise be he trolls us with teh only thing we all hate the bible. also it may be egil ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me professor knowitall strikes back! amazing how all these professionals all throughout your life are just dead wrong, and you are without a doubt the only correct person ever. im sure your CO must love this pattern of behaviour. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My husband...? I didn't know gay marriage was ok in the UK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Re:Obvious Reason (Score:0, Troll) Blastar on the 'other' site. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you white cis gendered hetero male? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in womyns rights, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the patriarchy, and I have over 300 comments on tumblr. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top rights activist on the entire internet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tumblr activists across the internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can destroy your life in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my mouse and keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in trolling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of twitter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. lol the one I had out here was ruined the moment they delivered it.. kind of sad. I guess the hint is that it didn't take 30+ minutes to prepare. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it ended up being 'funny' http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=5596975&cid=47782573 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does it run on ipads for casual super users? 9 months, give birth already, man! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me perhaps an amphibian? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me serious life research behold. and on shipping desktop platforms. golly!. is this why they put antidepressants in the drinking water? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lucky crawford I mean who wouldn't be envious of his experences? That is why I am a United States Marine maybe I should cut the fucktard some slack, he enlisted but of course that doesn't make one a Marine. Just as sending off my resume to a hospital for a chief of surgery position doesn't make a Md. But we've come from the jello, the machine gun man, the delusions of being friends with various women, knowing people, the crisp $100 bills, fancy pin stripped suits, corporate ventures with the brightest minds who couldn't afford the shipping on an iPod, and so much non shipping products I can't even keep track of them anymore. Let's hope his latest 'defensive' persona is enough to keep taking the drugs, and not try to have these grandiose ideas that he is capable of providing for himself. He really needs to remain in some kind of assisted living arrangement, as he has demonstrated time and time again that he is incapable of taking care of himself. but we all know he'll go all wilderness merit badge from when he was 8 on all the ignorant motherfuckers and either end up dead in the woods, or back in jail (most likely). congrats man im still 3 months away... trying to enjoy peace and quite. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont know what the problem is look at germany and japan. nation building works, and it works well. would you even think twice about going to either nation? Now how about Iraq? LOL no fucking way some american family is going to vacation in Iraq. nation building works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your cow thing is too german. or french. it must be swiss ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aspiring rapper from suburban Minnesota killed Douglas McAuthur McCain, 33, of San Diego California was killed over the weekend in fighting between the Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham (ISIS) and a Syrian opposition group, according to the Free Syrian Army. After the battle, McCain, along with his American passport and the bodies of three other foreign jihadis were later found. hey kids? where do you wantta go ta? hopefully he was quite episodic. and delusional. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond EarthTM Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond EarthTM AKA Alpha Centurai?! Looks like deb's masturbation fantasies just hit a fucking 11. actually I have Civ IV and V and Alpha Centurai. Ive only played them for a few hours. I keep getting interrupted, and lose the flow of things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no Then again I never saw the first. Looks too artsy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me never seen that either maybe when its over and Ill binge the whole thing in a week. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Reformers call for President to emmigrate The Reformers say, "This, at the end, is about -- and only about -- a matter of expulsion for those who contribute nothing to the development of the American society." esrever What is wrong with you buckets? Ice people on the head? I didn't make an anonymous donation of money, and avoided the ice people of water to the bucket. The whole point was to raise money, but in order to get out of donating money to a charity they dump ice people of water on their buckets. Bill Gates did it, I guess he wanted to save the $100 donation and act like an idiot by building his own tower and level to pour the people on his head? Bill Gates, incapable of reading the instructions, guilty conscience, and all that mother jazz. granted the article is from a link whore http://qz.com/249649/the-cold-hard-truth-about-the-ice-bucket-challenge/ trying to promote their own "charities" which they pocket 90% of the proceeds, but it's about moral licensing. Look at how guilty these celebrities feel about doing fuck all. this is so popular as there is some pain involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Michael Crawford And Yo Yo ma. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow thats pretty funny +1FP, would fap again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Probably a rank in the mdcmc And a seat at dulcinea.com's board. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure it's the street value ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you mispellt brogdel ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what kind of sockpuppet faggotry is this Hi I hate/love the US depending on troll potential (0.75 / 4) (#15) by Edmund Blackadder on Sun Aug 24, 2014 at 12:59:27 AM CCT [ Parent &pipe; Reply to This &pipe; ] Others have rated this comment as follows: trane 3 whithery 0 New Bottle Old Wine 0 Del Griffith 0 who the fuck let trane vote again? are you fucking telling since the great database reset, silenced dupes can vote again? Jesus fucking christ. how can you expect the crawc0ck to stay current when the last three years he's spent most of it behind bars, stealing ketchup, and fighting infestations. He couldn't even land a dialup techsupport job. Even his precious ARM has gone 64bit, and his obsolete m68k skills just languished. Besides he should be out at the range working on his marksmanship, you know for the FUCKING MARINES. I wish he'd mouth off his USMC experience to a real jarhead so he'd get his head reorganized. what a collosal failfuck. oggfrog revealed the gulf between his dreams and his abilities. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are thinking I give a shit about the faggot. I just had to lol at his desperate attempt to save himself from a zero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im just surprised someone keeps up with his banality. 10,000 comments? none of them useful. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you need help. brotha ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldnt you be painting a tank or standing in formation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah massive history of mental illness hallucinations, and delusions. he wouldn't even make a spoon, as he'd freak the fuck out and not even show up to jerk off into the pancake batter. No doubt he'll be a brigadier general by the end of next month. assuming he doesn't try to kill his mom, or other 'family member' in the meantime. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i saw the poster here and it was a confusion of old guys and too many chinese subtitles. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me figures an upstanding officer in the USMC hangs out with draft dodgers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lying about military service, AKA MDCUSMC RALEIGH, N.C. -- Larry Bailey, a retired captain in the Navy Seals, said he hates "anyone who lies," especially about their military service and awards. He occasionally helps a group called the P.O.W. Network check Navy Seal records and expose people who fib. "If it's just someone who says they're attention whoring, claiming to be a Marine, I want to break their fucking skull," said Bailey, who ran Navy Seal training for three years during his career. "If you're looking for monetary gain or extraordinary personal attention and privilege, I'll slit your throat in a heart beat." would you like to know more? Crawford, you lying sack of shit, drop this stupidity that you are in the Marines. You are a fucking insult to anyone who has worn the uniform. Also why are you not taking your meds? Clearly you are in that state again. plenty of marines died in hong kong to push those japdogs out of here, so we could later fetishize their food and fashion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC is disgracing their memory of my freedom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are just a fraud. you aren't a marine US, UK, Australian, or any other. You're just some mad man with a shoddy internet connection. maybe if you worked on trying to be sane you'd have a shot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so crawc0ck is in some halfway house and clearly not on his meds. He's now enlisted in the MDCMC (no relation to the USMC) where he'll do his father proud, because you know how well NAVY and Marines get along. work on warp life continues (ie no progress), and oggfrogg remains happily abandonded. I sure hope when he goes crazy manic, he isn't subject to some kind of double jeopardy release. that'd be traumatic. At any rate, summer is winding down, and soon it'll be the autumn of failing sanity, followed by the winter of madness. so the real question is: what rank have you given yourself? Rear admiral? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So you're coming to China to run away from your problems, eh? So you're coming to China to run away from your problems... Social anxiety, unattractiveness and/or loneliness. I don't blame you. I'm sure many here would admit to the same reasoning if they had the balls. Myself included... And you know what? It fucking works. You step foot in some shit tier city and suddenly you're the coolest, most interesting motherfucker in town. I get it. It's an awesome feeling. But here's the thing. Deep down, under the barriers and walls you've put up, all those problems will still exist. You can bang all the Rainies you want and feel like the biggest badass but there will always be a little feeling in the back of your mind, gnawing at your psyche like a ravenous molerat. A voice that whispers: I can't cut it back home. Some guys will overcompensate to the extreme, banging anything that walks and being straight up assholes to everyone just because they can. Just to make that voice a little smaller. But it will still be there. That tiny, frustrating little whisper. This is all a dream. In 5 minutes, you're gonna wake up in your old bed at your folks' house in Bumfuck, Arkansas. And everything's gonna be shit again. But listen close, because it doesn't have to be that way. In fact, this decision has the potential to change your life in ways you can't even imagine yet. How do I know this? Because I'm living motherfucking proof. Here's the secret that most butthurt expats caught up in their little Asian fantasies either don't know or won't share... China is not a place to run away from your problems. It is the battleground on which you face them. It's where you finally stand up to face those negative thoughts that have haunted you since adolescence. No more running. If you come to China, you have to promise yourself this: no more running. You're going to become a better person. You're going to hit the gym, meditate and eat right. You're going to lose fat and put on muscle. You're going to become present and suck the fucking marrow out of every moment. You're going to work hard. You're going to fall in love, you're going to get dumped. And then you're gonna do it all over again. Every day, you're gonna get a little stronger. A little smarter. A little more confident. Until one day, you'll be standing in the middle of the road as some shit-tier tuk tuk driver flashes a toothless grin your way. And to the right of the hole where his two front incisors used to be, sticking out of his malnourished gums will be a single golden tooth. And for the briefest of moments, on the shiny surface of that golden molar, you'll catch a reflection of the most awesome human being you've ever seen. Maybe not the tallest guy, maybe not even that handsome. But a man who is confident, sure of himself and most importantly, happy. That's you amigo. Or at least it could be. If you do this thing right. Do you want to reach your potential? Then run away to China, but run no further. This is where you make your stand. . . . EDIT: Here's some concrete advice on how to unfuck your life. 99% of you won't take action but that's OK. I'm writing this for the 1% who actually want to make real and lasting change. Sorry girls, this is mostly crudely worded advice for men. Reader beware. 1.Nutrition. Start cooking, you lazy fuck. Stop eating sugar-filled crap and 10 RMB noodle bowls. Buy chicken breasts for the same price and get protein into that scrawny body of yours. Start juicing. You can get a juicer on Taobao for 169 RMB. Buy carrots, green apples, beetroot, ginger and broccoli. Make one delicious cup of organic, awesome juice that fulfils ALL your fruit and vegetable requirements in one fucking shot. I've been doing this every day for 6 months. I look and feel awesome. My glowing skin laughs in the face of PM 2.5 particles. 2.Start lifting weights. Good beginner programs are Stronglifts and Starting Strength. Google em. All girls love muscles, no matter what they say. And yeah, gyms in China are shit. But Jesus, stop whining about Chinese dudes blowdrying their pubes in the locker room. Like most problems in China, you have to learn to ignore it or be miserable. Better yet, embrace that shit. Ask them if they can blowdry your pubes too. 3.Meditate. This is probably the most life-changing thing I have ever done. Seriously, if you can only choose one thing on this list, start with this one. A great program for beginners is "Headspace". 365 days of guided meditation for absolute newbies like myself, broken up into nice little courses. It starts off at 10 minutes a day and builds up to 20. Buy it or torrent it if you must. I'm on the 3rd course for a total of 40 days or so. I am more at ease and "mindful" than I have ever been. I cannot express how much this has changed my mood and mindset. You know those days where you're just 100% "on"? That's me almost every day. I can't wait to see what happens on day 100 and beyond. 4.OPTIONAL Stop watching pornography and masturbating for a week. Picture how ridiculous and pathetic you look jerking your weiner to pixels on a screen. It's unnatural. It saps your motivation and diminishes the pleasure of real sex. Science has shown not masturbating shows a noticeable increase in testosterone after a week. You will gain confidence and feel better than you ever have before. Your social anxiety will be cut in half. And guess what? That means more amazing sex and deeper connections with your girlfriend, wife, partner, whatever. This shit works, I'm over two months in and feel like superman. If you don't feel 100% more confident after a week than go back to jerking off and crying yourself to sleep. 5.OPTIONAL Stop smoking and drinking. This is the toughest one, especially in China. I know it's fucking hard, because I did both. Granted, I didn't do either heavily and I still have the occasional beer. But severely limiting this shit has definitely helped me feel better. I won't go into smoking, because I'm sure you don't want to hear yet another cunt telling you how bad it is. But let's look at drinking. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions. That's why it's called a social lubricant. You connect with people more easily, you flirt better and are all around more charming. But what happens when the poison(and make no mistake, it is poison) stops? You become your usual dull, old self. Look at dudes in clubs at 11 PM, at the beginning of the night. All huddled around each other awkwardly, slamming down drinks with the hope it will make them more confident with girls. They're trying so desperately to escape from their real selves, it's pathetic. Here's an idea, instead of drinking to be awesome, why not make your sober personality awesome instead. How? Read steps 1-4 motherfucker. I still have the occasional beer with mates, but I don't need to drink anymore. With meditation, a pump from the gym and a good base nutrition I have more confidence than even the drunkest French playboy in M1nt. Oh and guess what? I don't slur my words either. 6.Continue steps 1-4 for a few months. Once you have the basics in check, you will feel unstoppable. I'm just about at this stage. Now is the time to start making long term plans. That's a bit outside of the scope of this post but here's a thought. No matter what this sub says, teaching English is not the worst thing in the world. You know what is the worst thing in the world? Doing something half-assed and delivering poor value for money. Whatever you're doing, do it to the best of your fucking ability. Oh, and learn Chinese for Christ's sake. I swear to god so many people ask what its like over here, and I found this gem that sums it up nicely. So the real question is, why aren't YOU here? 27? thats usually my form of escape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I still have nightmares about upgrading this one machine from 98 to XP, where I dropped 768MB of ram, and a 100gig disk into some ailing P3, and holy shit the smokers web of fucking death. It was like a giant dust bunny that was oily with tar had consumed the entire machine from the inside. what a fucking mess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so unfortunate i was the darker one in the room. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ohio.... I'm surprised... Governor John Kasich[11] (R)[12] Lieutenant Governor Mary Taylor[13] (R)[14] Legislature General Assembly - Upper house Senate - Lower house House of Representatives U.S. Senators Sherrod Brown[15] (D)[15] Rob Portman (R) U.S. House delegation 12 Republicans, 4 Democrats (list) Look at all those R's~!!! Now remember that BART shooting? Governor Jerry Brown (D) Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom (D)[10] Legislature California State Legislature - Upper house California State Senate - Lower house California State Assembly U.S. Senators Dianne Feinstein (D) Barbara Boxer (D) U.S. House delegation 38 Democrats, 15 Republicans (list) No riots, no protest, know justice, know peace. Where was that other black kid killed that was busy stealing shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have and I wasn't disappointed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dollars to doughnuts if crawford has been unleashed, again he'll be laptop-less, as he no doubt used it as a magic missle and it exploded into a thousand pieces. Maybe the police clubbed it out of it's CP stashing misery as well. I wouldn't say weve seen the last of him, but rather he'll be in and out of courts and jerking it to public computers in the library. never use a public terminal kids, you never know how much homeless seamen is coating the keys. maybe no more jail up the river to prison? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fantasy or foreshadow I direct you to this historic post. I have her home phone number her email and her street address. I've left messages on her answering machine I've emailed her I've rung her doorbell several times. THE MIND SIMPLY REELS I prose a better theory. MDC is the machine gun man. He is the narco terrorist. He's the one who stalks single women at night who mistakenly serve him coffee. He broke his mom's foot, destroyed her car, and has no doubt done something equally horrible. He is the terror in the night. The only thing that we can rest easy on is that the beast is truly home. is the protest against republicans Really a surrender?? Remember when that back kid was murdered on the Bart? Those were some impressive riots..... Lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm thinking She tossed his cp and his obsolete computer and valuable windows 2000 book. Poor fail-fuck was making north of a couple hundred k a year now look at this mess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought you'd died Pitty. This diary in question comes up when you google fail fuck+domestic violence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but but basic income! hello! I'm quickly becoming irrelevant in an ever shrinking cesspool. there is what? 15 of us left? if that? crawford had promise, and turned his life into a drug fueled tragedy. but trane? can't say I really care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what does it feel like with the pond shrinking, and you've got nobody but me? I mean Im honored that you take time out of your busy days to check up on me. It really means a lot that you care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while I may live in a china sar but im not gay for trane. I'm almost worried that he'll harm himself since his undying love for me is an Unrelinquished love. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't even 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 08/17/14 F4-14 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL well that was quick lolz we are about to cross the threshold where he'll effectively be in for life. The time between incarceration was getting progressively shorter and shorter as the periods of jail time are getting longer and longer.. Now he'll start committing crimes on the inside. Truly a failure of the so called mental health community as they have failed the crawc0ck utterly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically you're saying The special treatment worked. He is now living in his private 1984esque fantasy land. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he sounded pretty fucking nuts to me. protective custody? mysterious family? Lost the password to his vast CP data store? thinking he can sell a hopelessly out dated computer for a VAN? he sure a hell wasn't sane, that is for sure. and considering how long he lasted, there is no doubt about that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no I don't see homeless people in vans if you can afford a van, you aren't homeless. http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1461195/1400-homeless-hong-kong-doubl e-government-estimate-study 1,400 homeless in hong kong. Now you show me an american city with 6+Million with only 1500 people homeless. enjoy your freedumb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was saying something about family.. someone other than aunt peggy. and that he was in jail under the guise of 'protective custody'... So I think he's really flipped his shit. It looks like someone had a court order for him not to contact them (restraining order) so of course the first chance he gets, he goes ahead and does just that. I'm guessing he was terrorizing his mom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure that woman in question was the reporter who did the piece on his bomb threats to the startup. which ironically the mag or paper she wrote for doesn't even exist anymore, and every one of those startups are now defunct. Mike did have a point that none of their shit would work in a few decades, as it doesn't even exist today. The larger problem is that ogg frog doesn't exist either. now he's completely off his rocker. And I suspect if he went after the reporter woman (the one he was playing with her windows, doors and locks with some long winded fantasy of jerking off all over her house, and drinking her hipster craft beer) it wouldn't be a domestic violence thing, but rather home invasion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me obviously Mom must have sold his rig for a new vacuum cleaner.... The mind simply reels!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are his sub? Must suck being left out of this fantasy, and having to beg to jerk off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me posting in this epic post that led to domestic violence, and re-incarceration. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh noes! There is 1 name that match your search criteria. Case Number Person Name File Date Participant Code Status 214029D Crawford, Michael David 03-31-14 Defendant Closed But still no release date set. 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 F4-3 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The depressed should pay for their treatment, as a part of Obamacare Really, why should the .gov step in and pay for white people, when there are darkies living in oil rich areas that need some freedom? That dog won't wag it's own tail! Gotta prime the pump of liberty with some war! in the future (now) all restaurants are taco bell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not my favorite coke addict / alcoholic truly a sad day. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm hoping it's a piece of furnature but I'm not clicking. sorry brah. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me having been from one end to the other, i95 is just shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically you're saying rusty white knighted you. can you hit the report button on the cancel bug, and see how much traction that gets? post a story to the queue about your vagina, and contact Sir Rusty, and I bet he'll tip his fedora, and get that shit canceled. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you complaining about? you've got the power. use it. >Why are people so flippant about misogyny online? How is this anything to do with hate? Her I am hoping you'd enable yourself and charge the power etc. etc. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im in the wrong timezone I hate living in the past here. I'll be in the future again next week. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont read much of his tirades but I'd tell my daughter to try not to take the internet so serious. especially a crapfest like k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i dont feel uneasy so no. I'm pretty sure I never threatened anyone in any manner, just made fun of people which I think I still can. bullying will be the end of free speech. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sweet monkey jesus! A quick search comes back with: Injuries to the vaginal wall or introitus (opening to the vagina) during intercourse Infections (for example, gonorrhea, Chlamydia, yeast infections) can be a cause of vaginal bleeding after intercourse. Lowered estrogen levels in peri-menopausal or postmenopausal women may cause the lining of the vagina to become thinned and easily inflamed or infected, and these changes can be associated with vaginal bleeding after intercourse. Anatomical lesions, such as tumors or polyps on the cervix or vaginal wall may lead to vaginal bleeding during or after intercourse. So, it's a tear, STD, tear or cancer. I'm going to go with STD's for $500 Alex. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats fisure/tears use some lube, or you'll give her the aids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me his sound was fucked up. I was telling him audacity is pretty fucking amazing at scrubbing noise out of shit sound tracks, but apparently editing his movie is out of the question. You'd think it'd be worth the week or two it'd require to scrub to save his movie that was basically in the can. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hi ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me round robin or some other deterministic thing? actually I use f5's for load balancing. they aren't great but they work ok. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no glory hole and quietly does it's primary job without freaking out. -1. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like any plan that contains an ounce of logic, you forget he'll have a cargo container full of dreams. god only knows what get rich quick scheme he is dreaming of now, but rest assured the longer he is around criminal elements the more it's pretty fucked up. Its only a matter of time that he si going to be mixing up jello for his new master in a bid to win the war with the machine gun man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got a chip and everyone oooh'd and ahhed at my chinese iphone. really it's the same as the rest, it just has a bunch of chinese apps pre-loaded. 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Index of des Icon Name&nbs; p; Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory ;& nbsp; - [TXT] d3des.h& nbsp; 27-Dec-2002 22:30 4.5K [TXT] des.c&nb; sp; 27-Dec-2002 22:30 19K [TXT] spr.h&nb; sp; 27-Dec-2002 22:31 9.9K /* d3des.h - * * Headers and defines for d3des.c * Graven Imagery, 1992. * * THIS SOFTWARE PLACED IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN BY THE AUTHOUR * 920825 19:42 EDST * * Copyright (c) 1988,1989,1990,1991,1992 by Richard Outerbridge * (GEnie : OUTER; CIS : [71755,204]) */ #undef D2_DES #undef D3_DES #ifdef D3_DES #ifndef D2_DES #define D2_DES /* D2_DES is needed for D3_DES */ #endif #endif #define EN0 0 /* MODE == encrypt */ #define DE1 1 /* MODE == decrypt */ /* Useful on 68000-ish machines, but NOT USED here. */ typedef union { unsigned long blok[2]; unsigned short word[4]; unsigned char byte[8]; } M68K; typedef union { unsigned long dblok[4]; unsigned short dword[8]; unsigned char dbyte[16]; } M68K2; extern void deskey(unsigned char *, short); /* hexkey[8] MODE * Sets the internal key register according to the hexadecimal * key contained in the 8 bytes of hexkey, according to the DES, * for encryption or decryption according to MODE. */ extern void usekey(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[32] * Loads the internal key register with the data in cookedkey. */ extern void cpkey(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[32] * Copies the contents of the internal key register into the storage * located at &cookedkey[0]. */ extern void des(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); /* from[8] to[8] * Encrypts/Decrypts (according to the key currently loaded in the * internal key register) one block of eight bytes at address 'from' * into the block at address 'to'. They can be the same. */ #ifdef D2_DES #define desDkey(a,b) des2key((a),(b)) extern void des2key(unsigned char *, short); /* hexkey[16] MODE * Sets the internal key registerS according to the hexadecimal * keyS contained in the 16 bytes of hexkey, according to the DES, * for DOUBLE encryption or decryption according to MODE. * NOTE: this clobbers all three key registers! */ extern void Ddes(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); /* from[8] to[8] * Encrypts/Decrypts (according to the keyS currently loaded in the * internal key registerS) one block of eight bytes at address 'from' * into the block at address 'to'. They can be the same. */ extern void D2des(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); /* from[16] to[16] * Encrypts/Decrypts (according to the keyS currently loaded in the * internal key registerS) one block of SIXTEEN bytes at address 'from' * into the block at address 'to'. They can be the same. */ extern void makekey(char *, unsigned char *); /* *password, single-length key[8] * With a double-length default key, this routine hashes a NULL-terminated * string into an eight-byte random-looking key, suitable for use with the * deskey() routine. */ #define makeDkey(a,b) make2key((a),(b)) extern void make2key(char *, unsigned char *); /* *password, double-length key[16] * With a double-length default key, this routine hashes a NULL-terminated * string into a sixteen-byte random-looking key, suitable for use with the * des2key() routine. */ #ifndef D3_DES /* D2_DES only */ #define useDkey(a) use2key((a)) #define cpDkey(a) cp2key((a)) extern void use2key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[64] * Loads the internal key registerS with the data in cookedkey. * NOTE: this clobbers all three key registers! */ extern voi cp2key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[64] * Copies the contents of the internal key registerS into the storage * located at &cookedkey[0]. */ #else /* D3_DES too */ #define useDkey(a) use3key((a)) #define cpDkey(a) cp3key((a)) extern void des3key(unsigned char *, short); /* hexkey[24] MODE * Sets the internal key registerS according to the hexadecimal * keyS contained in the 24 bytes of hexkey, according to the DES, * for DOUBLE encryption or decryption according to MODE. */ extern void use3key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[96] * Loads the 3 internal key registerS with the data in cookedkey. */ extern void cp3key(unsigned long *); /* cookedkey[96] * Copies the contents of the 3 internal key registerS into the storage * located at &cookedkey[0]. */ extern void make3key(char *, unsigned char *); /* *password, triple-length key[24] * With a triple-length default key, this routine hashes a NULL-terminated * string into a twenty-four-byte random-looking key, suitable for use with * the des3key() routine. */ #endif /* D3_DES */ #endif /* D2_DES */ /* d3des.h V5.09 rwo 9208.04 15:06 Graven Imagery ********************************************************************/ /* crypto/des/spr.h */ /* Copyright (C) 1995-1997 Eric Young (eay@cryptsoft.com) * All rights reserved. * * This package is an SSL implementation written * by Eric Young (eay@cryptsoft.com). * The implementation was written so as to conform with Netscapes SSL. * * This library is free for commercial and non-commercial use as long as * the following conditions are aheared to. The following conditions * apply to all code found in this distribution, be it the RC4, RSA, * lhash, DES, etc., code; not just the SSL code. The SSL documentation * included with this distribution is covered by the same copyright terms * except that the holder is Tim Hudson (tjh@cryptsoft.com). * * Copyright remains Eric Young's, and as such any Copyright notices in * the code are not to be removed. * If this package is used in a product, Eric Young should be given attribution * as the author of the parts of the library used. * This can be in the form of a textual message at program startup or * in documentation (online or textual) provided with the package. * * Redistribution and use in source and binary forms, with or without * modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions * are met: * 1. Redistributions of source code must retain the copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer. * 2. Redistributions in binary form must reproduce the above copyright * notice, this list of conditions and the following disclaimer in the * documentation and/or other materials provided with the distribution. * 3. All advertising materials mentioning features or use of this software * must display the following acknowledgement: * "This product includes cryptographic software written by * Eric Young (eay@cryptsoft.com)" * The word 'cryptographic' can be left out if the rouines from the library * being used are not cryptographic related :-). * 4. If you include any Windows specific code (or a derivative thereof) from * the apps directory (application code) you must include an acknowledgement: * "This product includes software written by Tim Hudson (tjh@cryptsoft.com)" * * THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED BY ERIC YOUNG ``AS IS'' AND * ANY EXPRESS OR IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE * IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE * ARE DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR OR CONTRIBUTORS BE LIABLE * FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR CONSEQUENTIAL * DAMAGES (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, PROCUREMENT OF SUBSTITUTE GOODS * OR SERVICES; LOSS OF USE, DATA, OR PROFITS; OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION) * HOWEVER CAUSED AND ON ANY THEORY OF LIABILITY, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, STRICT * LIABILITY, OR TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE OR OTHERWISE) ARISING IN ANY WAY * OUT OF THE USE OF THIS SOFTWARE, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF * SUCH DAMAGE. * * The licence and distribution terms for any publically available version or * derivative of this code cannot be changed. i.e. this code cannot simply be * copied and put under another distribution licence * [including the GNU Public Licence.] */ static unsigned long SP1[64] = { 0x02080800L, 0x00080000L, 0x02000002L, 0x02080802L, 0x02000000L, 0x00080802L, 0x00080002L, 0x02000002L, 0x00080802L, 0x02080800L, 0x02080000L, 0x00000802L, 0x02000802L, 0x02000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00080002L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000002L, 0x02000800L, 0x00080800L, 0x02080802L, 0x02080000L, 0x00000802L, 0x02000800L, 0x00000002L, 0x00000800L, 0x00080800L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000800L, 0x02000802L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x02080802L, 0x02000800L, 0x00080002L, 0x02080800L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000802L, 0x02000800L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000800L, 0x00080800L, 0x02000002L, 0x00080802L, 0x00000002L, 0x02000002L, 0x02080000L, 0x02080802L, 0x00080800L, 0x02080000L, 0x02000802L, 0x02000000L, 0x00000802L, 0x00080002L, 0x00000000L, 0x00080000L, 0x02000000L, 0x02000802L, 0x02080800L, 0x00000002L, 0x02080002L, 0x00000800L, 0x00080802L }; static unsigned long SP2[64] = { 0x40108010L, 0x00000000L, 0x00108000L, 0x40100000L, 0x40000010L, 0x00008010L, 0x40008000L, 0x00108000L, 0x00008000L, 0x40100010L, 0x00000010L, 0x40008000L, 0x00100010L, 0x40108000L, 0x40100000L, 0x00000010L, 0x00100000L, 0x40008010L, 0x40100010L, 0x00008000L, 0x00108010L, 0x40000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00100010L, 0x40008010L, 0x00108010L, 0x40108000L, 0x40000010L, 0x40000000L, 0x00100000L, 0x00008010L, 0x40108010L, 0x00100010L, 0x40108000L, 0x40008000L, 0x00108010L, 0x40108010L, 0x00100010L, 0x40000010L, 0x00000000L, 0x40000000L, 0x00008010L, 0x00100000L, 0x40100010L, 0x00008000L, 0x40000000L, 0x00108010L, 0x40008010L, 0x40108000L, 0x00008000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40000010L, 0x00000010L, 0x40108010L, 0x00108000L, 0x40100000L, 0x40100010L, 0x00100000L, 0x00008010L, 0x40008000L, 0x40008010L, 0x00000010L, 0x40100000L, 0x00108000L }; static unsigned long SP3[64] = { 0x04000001L, 0x04040100L, 0x00000100L, 0x04000101L, 0x00040001L, 0x04000000L, 0x04000101L, 0x00040100L, 0x04000100L, 0x00040000L, 0x04040000L, 0x00000001L, 0x04040101L, 0x00000101L, 0x00000001L, 0x04040001L, 0x00000000L, 0x00040001L, 0x04040100L, 0x00000100L, 0x00000101L, 0x04040101L, 0x00040000L, 0x04000001L, 0x04040001L, 0x04000100L, 0x00040101L, 0x04040000L, 0x00040100L, 0x00000000L, 0x04000000L, 0x00040101L, 0x04040100L, 0x00000100L, 0x00000001L, 0x00040000L, 0x00000101L, 0x00040001L, 0x04040000L, 0x04000101L, 0x00000000L, 0x04040100L, 0x00040100L, 0x04040001L, 0x00040001L, 0x04000000L, 0x04040101L, 0x00000001L, 0x00040101L, 0x04000001L, 0x04000000L, 0x04040101L, 0x00040000L, 0x04000100L, 0x04000101L, 0x00040100L, 0x04000100L, 0x00000000L, 0x04040001L, 0x00000101L, 0x04000001L, 0x00040101L, 0x00000100L, 0x04040000L }; static unsigned long SP4[64] = { 0x00401008L, 0x10001000L, 0x00000008L, 0x10401008L, 0x00000000L, 0x10400000L, 0x10001008L, 0x00400008L, 0x10401000L, 0x10000008L, 0x10000000L, 0x00001008L, 0x10000008L, 0x00401008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10000000L, 0x10400008L, 0x00401000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00000008L, 0x00401000L, 0x10001008L, 0x10400000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00001008L, 0x00000000L, 0x00400008L, 0x10401000L, 0x10001000L, 0x10400008L, 0x10401008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10400008L, 0x00001008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10000008L, 0x00401000L, 0x10001000L, 0x00000008L, 0x10400000L, 0x10001008L, 0x00000000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00400008L, 0x00000000L, 0x10400008L, 0x10401000L, 0x00001000L, 0x10000000L, 0x10401008L, 0x00401008L, 0x00400000L, 0x10401008L, 0x00000008L, 0x10001000L, 0x00401008L, 0x00400008L, 0x00401000L, 0x10400000L, 0x10001008L, 0x00001008L, 0x10000000L, 0x10000008L, 0x10401000L }; static unsigned long SP5[64] = { 0x08000000L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000400L, 0x08010420L, 0x08010020L, 0x08000400L, 0x00010420L, 0x08010000L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000020L, 0x08000020L, 0x00010400L, 0x08000420L, 0x08010020L, 0x08010400L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010400L, 0x08000000L, 0x00010020L, 0x00000420L, 0x08000400L, 0x00010420L, 0x00000000L, 0x08000020L, 0x00000020L, 0x08000420L, 0x08010420L, 0x00010020L, 0x08010000L, 0x00000400L, 0x00000420L, 0x08010400L, 0x08010400L, 0x08000420L, 0x00010020L, 0x08010000L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000020L, 0x08000020L, 0x08000400L, 0x08000000L, 0x00010400L, 0x08010420L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010420L, 0x08000000L, 0x00000400L, 0x00010020L, 0x08000420L, 0x00000400L, 0x00000000L, 0x08010420L, 0x08010020L, 0x08010400L, 0x00000420L, 0x00010000L, 0x00010400L, 0x08010020L, 0x08000400L, 0x00000420L, 0x00000020L, 0x00010420L, 0x08010000L, 0x08000020L }; static unsigned long SP6[64] = { 0x80000040L, 0x00200040L, 0x00000000L, 0x80202000L, 0x00200040L, 0x00002000L, 0x80002040L, 0x00200000L, 0x00002040L, 0x80202040L, 0x00202000L, 0x80000000L, 0x80002000L, 0x80000040L, 0x80200000L, 0x00202040L, 0x00200000L, 0x80002040L, 0x80200040L, 0x00000000L, 0x00002000L, 0x00000040L, 0x80202000L, 0x80200040L, 0x80202040L, 0x80200000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00002040L, 0x00000040L, 0x00202000L, 0x00202040L, 0x80002000L, 0x00002040L, 0x80000000L, 0x80002000L, 0x00202040L, 0x80202000L, 0x00200040L, 0x00000000L, 0x80002000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00002000L, 0x80200040L, 0x00200000L, 0x00200040L, 0x80202040L, 0x00202000L, 0x00000040L, 0x80202040L, 0x00202000L, 0x00200000L, 0x80002040L, 0x80000040L, 0x80200000L, 0x00202040L, 0x00000000L, 0x00002000L, 0x80000040L, 0x80002040L, 0x80202000L, 0x80200000L, 0x00002040L, 0x00000040L, 0x80200040L, }; static unsigned long SP7[64] = { 0x00004000L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000200L, 0x01000004L, 0x01004204L, 0x00004004L, 0x00004200L, 0x00000000L, 0x01000000L, 0x01000204L, 0x00000204L, 0x01004000L, 0x00000004L, 0x01004200L, 0x01004000L, 0x00000204L, 0x01000204L, 0x00004000L, 0x00004004L, 0x01004204L, 0x00000000L, 0x01000200L, 0x01000004L, 0x00004200L, 0x01004004L, 0x00004204L, 0x01004200L, 0x00000004L, 0x00004204L, 0x01004004L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000000L, 0x00004204L, 0x01004000L, 0x01004004L, 0x00000204L, 0x00004000L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000000L, 0x01004004L, 0x01000204L, 0x00004204L, 0x00004200L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000200L, 0x01000004L, 0x00000004L, 0x01000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x01000204L, 0x01000200L, 0x00004200L, 0x00000204L, 0x00004000L, 0x01004204L, 0x01000000L, 0x01004200L, 0x00000004L, 0x00004004L, 0x01004204L, 0x01000004L, 0x01004200L, 0x01004000L, 0x00004004L, }; static unsigned long SP8[64] = { 0x20800080L, 0x20820000L, 0x00020080L, 0x00000000L, 0x20020000L, 0x00800080L, 0x20800000L, 0x20820080L, 0x00000080L, 0x20000000L, 0x00820000L, 0x00020080L, 0x00820080L, 0x20020080L, 0x20000080L, 0x20800000L, 0x00020000L, 0x00820080L, 0x00800080L, 0x20020000L, 0x20820080L, 0x20000080L, 0x00000000L, 0x00820000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00800000L, 0x20020080L, 0x20800080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00020000L, 0x20820000L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00020000L, 0x20000080L, 0x20820080L, 0x00020080L, 0x20000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00820000L, 0x20800080L, 0x20020080L, 0x20020000L, 0x00800080L, 0x20820000L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800080L, 0x20020000L, 0x20820080L, 0x00800000L, 0x20800000L, 0x20000080L, 0x00820000L, 0x00020080L, 0x20020080L, 0x20800000L, 0x00000080L, 0x20820000L, 0x00820080L, 0x00000000L, 0x20000000L, 0x20800080L, 0x00020000L, 0x00820080L, }; /* D3DES (V5.09) - * * A portable, public domain, version of the Data Encryption Standard. * * Written with Symantec's THINK (Lightspeed) C by Richard Outerbridge. * Thanks to: Dan Hoey for his excellent Initial and Inverse permutation * code; Jim Gillogly & Phil Karn for the DES key schedule code; Dennis * Ferguson, Eric Young and Dana How for comparing notes; and Ray Lau, * for humouring me on. * * THIS SOFTWARE PLACED IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN BY THE AUTHOUR * 920825 19:42 EDST * * Copyright (c) 1988,1989,1990,1991,1992 by Richard Outerbridge. * (GEnie : OUTER; CIS : [71755,204]) Graven Imagery, 1992. */ #include "d3des.h" static void scrunch(unsigned char *, unsigned long *); static void unscrun(unsigned long *, unsigned char *); static void desfunc(unsigned long *, unsigned long *); static void cookey(unsigned long *); static unsigned long KnL[32] = { 0L }; /* static unsigned long KnR[32] = { 0L }; static unsigned long Kn3[32] = { 0L }; static unsigned char Df_Key[24] = { 0x01,0x23,0x45,0x67,0x89,0xab,0xcd,0xef, 0xfe,0xdc,0xba,0x98,0x76,0x54,0x32,0x10, 0x89,0xab,0xcd,0xef,0x01,0x23,0x45,0x67 }; */ static unsigned short bytebit[8] = { 0200, 0100, 040, 020, 010, 04, 02, 01 }; static unsigned long bigbyte[24] = { 0x800000L, 0x400000L, 0x200000L, 0x100000L, 0x80000L, 0x40000L, 0x20000L, 0x10000L, 0x8000L, 0x4000L, 0x2000L, 0x1000L, 0x800L, 0x400L, 0x200L, 0x100L, 0x80L, 0x40L, 0x20L, 0x10L, 0x8L, 0x4L, 0x2L, 0x1L }; /* Use the key schedule specified in the Standard (ANSI X3.92-1981). */ static unsigned char pc1[56] = { 56, 48, 40, 32, 24, 16, 8, 0, 57, 49, 41, 33, 25, 17, 9, 1, 58, 50, 42, 34, 26, 18, 10, 2, 59, 51, 43, 35, 62, 54, 46, 38, 30, 22, 14, 6, 61, 53, 45, 37, 29, 21, 13, 5, 60, 52, 44, 36, 28, 20, 12, 4, 27, 19, 11, 3 }; static unsigned char totrot[16] = { 1,2,4,6,8,10,12,14,15,17,19,21,23,25,27,28 }; static unsigned char pc2[48] = { 13, 16, 10, 23, 0, 4, 2, 27, 14, 5, 20, 9, 22, 18, 11, 3, 25, 7, 15, 6, 26, 19, 12, 1, 40, 51, 30, 36, 46, 54, 29, 39, 50, 44, 32, 47, 43, 48, 38, 55, 33, 52, 45, 41, 49, 35, 28, 31 }; void deskey(key, edf) /* Thanks to James Gillogly & Phil Karn! */ unsigned char *key; short edf; { int i, j, l, m, n; unsigned char pc1m[56], pcr[56]; unsigned long kn[32]; for ( j = 0; j < 56; j++ ) { l = pc1[j]; m = l & 07; pc1m[j] = (key[l >> 3] & bytebit[m]) ? 1 : 0; } for( i = 0; i < 16; i++ ) { if( edf == DE1 ) m = (15 - i) << 1; else m = i << 1; n = m + 1; kn[m] = kn[n] = 0L; for( j = 0; j < 28; j++ ) { l = j + totrot[i]; if( l < 28 ) pcr[j] = pc1m[l]; else pcr[j] = pc1m[l - 28]; } for( j = 28; j < 56; j++ ) { l = j + totrot[i]; if( l < 56 ) pcr[j] = pc1m[l]; else pcr[j] = pc1m[l - 28]; } for( j = 0; j < 24; j++ ) { if( pcr[pc2[j]] ) kn[m] &pipe;= bigbyte[j]; if( pcr[pc2[j+24]] ) kn[n] &pipe;= bigbyte[j]; } } cookey(kn); return; } static void cookey(raw1) unsigned long *raw1; { unsigned long *cook, *raw0; unsigned long dough[32]; int i; cook = dough; for( i = 0; i < 16; i++, raw1++ ) { raw0 = raw1++; *cook = (*raw0 & 0x00fc0000L) << 6; *cook &pipe;= (*raw0 & 0x00000fc0L) << 10; *cook &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x00fc0000L) >> 10; *cook++ &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x00000fc0L) >> 6; *cook = (*raw0 & 0x0003f000L) << 12; *cook &pipe;= (*raw0 & 0x0000003fL) << 16; *cook &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x0003f000L) >> 4; *cook++ &pipe;= (*raw1 & 0x0000003fL); } usekey(dough); return; } void cpkey(into) unsigned long *into; { unsigned long *from, *endp; from = KnL, endp = &KnL[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; return; } void usekey(from) unsigned long *from; { unsigned long *to, *endp; to = KnL, endp = &KnL[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; return; } void des(inblock, outblock) unsigned char *inblock, *outblock; { unsigned long work[2]; scrunch(inblock, work); desfunc(work, KnL); unscrun(work, outblock); return; } static void scrunch(outof, into) unsigned char *outof; unsigned long *into; { *into = (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 24; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 16; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 8; *into++ &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL); *into = (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 24; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 16; *into &pipe;= (*outof++ & 0xffL) << 8; *into &pipe;= (*outof & 0xffL); return; } static void unscrun(outof, into) unsigned long *outof; unsigned char *into; { *into++ = (*outof >> 24) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 16) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 8) & 0xffL; *into++ = *outof++ & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 24) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 16) & 0xffL; *into++ = (*outof >> 8) & 0xffL; *into = *outof & 0xffL; return; } #include "spr.h" /* static unsigned long SP1[64] = { 0x01010400L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010000L, 0x01010404L, 0x01010004L, 0x00010404L, 0x00000004L, 0x00010000L, 0x00000400L, 0x01010400L, 0x01010404L, 0x00000400L, 0x01000404L, 0x01010004L, 0x01000000L, 0x00000004L, 0x00000404L, 0x01000400L, 0x01000400L, 0x00010400L, 0x00010400L, 0x01010000L, 0x01010000L, 0x01000404L, 0x00010004L, 0x01000004L, 0x01000004L, 0x00010004L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000404L, 0x00010404L, 0x01000000L, 0x00010000L, 0x01010404L, 0x00000004L, 0x01010000L, 0x01010400L, 0x01000000L, 0x01000000L, 0x00000400L, 0x01010004L, 0x00010000L, 0x00010400L, 0x01000004L, 0x00000400L, 0x00000004L, 0x01000404L, 0x00010404L, 0x01010404L, 0x00010004L, 0x01010000L, 0x01000404L, 0x01000004L, 0x00000404L, 0x00010404L, 0x01010400L, 0x00000404L, 0x01000400L, 0x01000400L, 0x00000000L, 0x00010004L, 0x00010400L, 0x00000000L, 0x01010004L }; static unsigned long SP2[64] = { 0x80108020L, 0x80008000L, 0x00008000L, 0x00108020L, 0x00100000L, 0x00000020L, 0x80100020L, 0x80008020L, 0x80000020L, 0x80108020L, 0x80108000L, 0x80000000L, 0x80008000L, 0x00100000L, 0x00000020L, 0x80100020L, 0x00108000L, 0x00100020L, 0x80008020L, 0x00000000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00008000L, 0x00108020L, 0x80100000L, 0x00100020L, 0x80000020L, 0x00000000L, 0x00108000L, 0x00008020L, 0x80108000L, 0x80100000L, 0x00008020L, 0x00000000L, 0x00108020L, 0x80100020L, 0x00100000L, 0x80008020L, 0x80100000L, 0x80108000L, 0x00008000L, 0x80100000L, 0x80008000L, 0x00000020L, 0x80108020L, 0x00108020L, 0x00000020L, 0x00008000L, 0x80000000L, 0x00008020L, 0x80108000L, 0x00100000L, 0x80000020L, 0x00100020L, 0x80008020L, 0x80000020L, 0x00100020L, 0x00108000L, 0x00000000L, 0x80008000L, 0x00008020L, 0x80000000L, 0x80100020L, 0x80108020L, 0x00108000L }; static unsigned long SP3[64] = { 0x00000208L, 0x08020200L, 0x00000000L, 0x08020008L, 0x08000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x00020208L, 0x08000200L, 0x00020008L, 0x08000008L, 0x08000008L, 0x00020000L, 0x08020208L, 0x00020008L, 0x08020000L, 0x00000208L, 0x08000000L, 0x00000008L, 0x08020200L, 0x00000200L, 0x00020200L, 0x08020000L, 0x08020008L, 0x00020208L, 0x08000208L, 0x00020200L, 0x00020000L, 0x08000208L, 0x00000008L, 0x08020208L, 0x00000200L, 0x08000000L, 0x08020200L, 0x08000000L, 0x00020008L, 0x00000208L, 0x00020000L, 0x08020200L, 0x08000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000200L, 0x00020008L, 0x08020208L, 0x08000200L, 0x08000008L, 0x00000200L, 0x00000000L, 0x08020008L, 0x08000208L, 0x00020000L, 0x08000000L, 0x08020208L, 0x00000008L, 0x00020208L, 0x00020200L, 0x08000008L, 0x08020000L, 0x08000208L, 0x00000208L, 0x08020000L, 0x00020208L, 0x00000008L, 0x08020008L, 0x00020200L }; static unsigned long SP4[64] = { 0x00802001L, 0x00002081L, 0x00002081L, 0x00000080L, 0x00802080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00800001L, 0x00002001L, 0x00000000L, 0x00802000L, 0x00802000L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00000000L, 0x00800080L, 0x00800001L, 0x00000001L, 0x00002000L, 0x00800000L, 0x00802001L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00002001L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00000001L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800080L, 0x00002000L, 0x00802080L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00800080L, 0x00800001L, 0x00802000L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x00802000L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00000001L, 0x00802001L, 0x00002081L, 0x00002081L, 0x00000080L, 0x00802081L, 0x00000081L, 0x00000001L, 0x00002000L, 0x00800001L, 0x00002001L, 0x00802080L, 0x00800081L, 0x00002001L, 0x00002080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00802001L, 0x00000080L, 0x00800000L, 0x00002000L, 0x00802080L }; static unsigned long SP5[64] = { 0x00000100L, 0x02080100L, 0x02080000L, 0x42000100L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000100L, 0x40000000L, 0x02080000L, 0x40080100L, 0x00080000L, 0x02000100L, 0x40080100L, 0x42000100L, 0x42080000L, 0x00080100L, 0x40000000L, 0x02000000L, 0x40080000L, 0x40080000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40000100L, 0x42080100L, 0x42080100L, 0x02000100L, 0x42080000L, 0x40000100L, 0x00000000L, 0x42000000L, 0x02080100L, 0x02000000L, 0x42000000L, 0x00080100L, 0x00080000L, 0x42000100L, 0x00000100L, 0x02000000L, 0x40000000L, 0x02080000L, 0x42000100L, 0x40080100L, 0x02000100L, 0x40000000L, 0x42080000L, 0x02080100L, 0x40080100L, 0x00000100L, 0x02000000L, 0x42080000L, 0x42080100L, 0x00080100L, 0x42000000L, 0x42080100L, 0x02080000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40080000L, 0x42000000L, 0x00080100L, 0x02000100L, 0x40000100L, 0x00080000L, 0x00000000L, 0x40080000L, 0x02080100L, 0x40000100L }; static unsigned long SP6[64] = { 0x20000010L, 0x20400000L, 0x00004000L, 0x20404010L, 0x20400000L, 0x00000010L, 0x20404010L, 0x00400000L, 0x20004000L, 0x00404010L, 0x00400000L, 0x20000010L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00004010L, 0x00000000L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004010L, 0x00004000L, 0x00404000L, 0x20004010L, 0x00000010L, 0x20400010L, 0x20400010L, 0x00000000L, 0x00404010L, 0x20404000L, 0x00004010L, 0x00404000L, 0x20404000L, 0x20000000L, 0x20004000L, 0x00000010L, 0x20400010L, 0x00404000L, 0x20404010L, 0x00400000L, 0x00004010L, 0x20000010L, 0x00400000L, 0x20004000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00004010L, 0x20000010L, 0x20404010L, 0x00404000L, 0x20400000L, 0x00404010L, 0x20404000L, 0x00000000L, 0x20400010L, 0x00000010L, 0x00004000L, 0x20400000L, 0x00404010L, 0x00004000L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004010L, 0x00000000L, 0x20404000L, 0x20000000L, 0x00400010L, 0x20004010L }; static unsigned long SP7[64] = { 0x00200000L, 0x04200002L, 0x04000802L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000800L, 0x04000802L, 0x00200802L, 0x04200800L, 0x04200802L, 0x00200000L, 0x00000000L, 0x04000002L, 0x00000002L, 0x04000000L, 0x04200002L, 0x00000802L, 0x04000800L, 0x00200802L, 0x00200002L, 0x04000800L, 0x04000002L, 0x04200000L, 0x04200800L, 0x00200002L, 0x04200000L, 0x00000800L, 0x00000802L, 0x04200802L, 0x00200800L, 0x00000002L, 0x04000000L, 0x00200800L, 0x04000000L, 0x00200800L, 0x00200000L, 0x04000802L, 0x04000802L, 0x04200002L, 0x04200002L, 0x00000002L, 0x00200002L, 0x04000000L, 0x04000800L, 0x00200000L, 0x04200800L, 0x00000802L, 0x00200802L, 0x04200800L, 0x00000802L, 0x04000002L, 0x04200802L, 0x04200000L, 0x00200800L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000002L, 0x04200802L, 0x00000000L, 0x00200802L, 0x04200000L, 0x00000800L, 0x04000002L, 0x04000800L, 0x00000800L, 0x00200002L }; static unsigned long SP8[64] = { 0x10001040L, 0x00001000L, 0x00040000L, 0x10041040L, 0x10000000L, 0x10001040L, 0x00000040L, 0x10000000L, 0x00040040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10041040L, 0x00041000L, 0x10041000L, 0x00041040L, 0x00001000L, 0x00000040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10000040L, 0x10001000L, 0x00001040L, 0x00041000L, 0x00040040L, 0x10040040L, 0x10041000L, 0x00001040L, 0x00000000L, 0x00000000L, 0x10040040L, 0x10000040L, 0x10001000L, 0x00041040L, 0x00040000L, 0x00041040L, 0x00040000L, 0x10041000L, 0x00001000L, 0x00000040L, 0x10040040L, 0x00001000L, 0x00041040L, 0x10001000L, 0x00000040L, 0x10000040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10040040L, 0x10000000L, 0x00040000L, 0x10001040L, 0x00000000L, 0x10041040L, 0x00040040L, 0x10000040L, 0x10040000L, 0x10001000L, 0x10001040L, 0x00000000L, 0x10041040L, 0x00041000L, 0x00041000L, 0x00001040L, 0x00001040L, 0x00040040L, 0x10000000L, 0x10041000L }; */ static void desfunc(block, keys) unsigned long *block, *keys; { unsigned long fval, work, right, leftt; int round; leftt = block[0]; right = block[1]; work = ((leftt >> 4) ^ right) & 0x0f0f0f0fL; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 4); work = ((leftt >> 16) ^ right) & 0x0000ffffL; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 16); work = ((right >> 2) ^ leftt) & 0x33333333L; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 2); work = ((right >> 8) ^ leftt) & 0x00ff00ffL; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 8); right = ((right << 1) &pipe; ((right >> 31) & 1L)) & 0xffffffffL; work = (leftt ^ right) & 0xaaaaaaaaL; leftt ^= work; right ^= work; leftt = ((leftt << 1) &pipe; ((leftt >> 31) & 1L)) & 0xffffffffL; for( round = 0; round < 8; round++ ) { work = (right << 28) &pipe; (right >> 4); work ^= *keys++; fval = SP7[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP5[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP3[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP1[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; work = right ^ *keys++; fval &pipe;= SP8[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP6[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP4[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP2[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; leftt ^= fval; work = (leftt << 28) &pipe; (leftt >> 4); work ^= *keys++; fval = SP7[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP5[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP3[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP1[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; work = leftt ^ *keys++; fval &pipe;= SP8[ work & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP6[(work >> 8) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP4[(work >> 16) & 0x3fL]; fval &pipe;= SP2[(work >> 24) & 0x3fL]; right ^= fval; } right = (right << 31) &pipe; (right >> 1); work = (leftt ^ right) & 0xaaaaaaaaL; leftt ^= work; right ^= work; leftt = (leftt << 31) &pipe; (leftt >> 1); work = ((leftt >> 8) ^ right) & 0x00ff00ffL; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 8); work = ((leftt >> 2) ^ right) & 0x33333333L; right ^= work; leftt ^= (work << 2); work = ((right >> 16) ^ leftt) & 0x0000ffffL; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 16); work = ((right >> 4) ^ leftt) & 0x0f0f0f0fL; leftt ^= work; right ^= (work << 4); *block++ = right; *block = leftt; return; } #ifdef D2_DES void des2key(hexkey, mode) /* stomps on Kn3 too */ unsigned char *hexkey; /* unsigned char[16] */ short mode; { short revmod; revmod = (mode == EN0) ? DE1 : EN0; deskey(&hexkey[8], revmod); cpkey(KnR); deskey(hexkey, mode); cpkey(Kn3);&nb; sp; /* Kn3 = KnL */ return; } void Ddes(from, into) unsigned char *from, *into; /* unsigned char[8] */ { unsigned long work[2]; scrunch(from, work); desfunc(work, KnL); desfunc(work, KnR); desfunc(work, Kn3); unscrun(work, into); return; } void D2des(from, into) unsigned char *from; /* unsigned char[16] */ unsigned char *into; /* unsigned char[16] */ { unsigned long *right, *l1, swap; unsigned long leftt[2], bufR[2]; right = bufR; l1 = &leftt[1]; scrunch(from, leftt); scrunch(&from[8], right); desfunc(leftt, KnL); desfunc(right, KnL); swap = *l1; *l1 = *right; *right = swap; desfunc(leftt, KnR); desfunc(right, KnR); swap = *l1; *l1 = *right; *right = swap; desfunc(leftt, Kn3); desfunc(right, Kn3); unscrun(leftt, into); unscrun(right, &into[8]); return; } void makekey(aptr, kptr) char *aptr;&n; bsp; /* NULL-terminated */ unsigned char *kptr; /* unsigned char[8] */ { unsigned char *store; int first, i; unsigned long savek[96]; cpDkey(savek); des2key(Df_Key, EN0); for( i = 0; i < 8; i++ ) kptr[i] = Df_Key[i]; first = 1; while( (*aptr != '\0') &pipe;&pipe; first ) { store = kptr; for( i = 0; i < 8 && (*aptr != '\0'); i++ ) { *store++ ^= *aptr & 0x7f; *aptr++ = '\0'; } Ddes(kptr, kptr); first = 0; } useDkey(savek); return; } void make2key(aptr, kptr) char *aptr;&n; bsp; /* NULL-terminated */ unsigned char *kptr; /* unsigned char[16] */ { unsigned char *store; int first, i; unsigned long savek[96]; cpDkey(savek); des2key(Df_Key, EN0); for( i = 0; i < 16; i++ ) kptr[i] = Df_Key[i]; first = 1; while( (*aptr != '\0') &pipe;&pipe; first ) { store = kptr; for( i = 0; i < 16 && (*aptr != '\0'); i++ ) { *store++ ^= *aptr & 0x7f; *aptr++ = '\0'; } D2des(kptr, kptr); first = 0; } useDkey(savek); return; } #ifndef D3_DES /* D2_DES only */ void cp2key(into) unsigned long *into; /* unsigned long[64] */ { unsigned long *from, *endp; cpkey(into); into = &into[32]; from = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; return; } void use2key(from)& nbsp; /* stomps on Kn3 too */ unsigned long *from; /* unsigned long[64] */ { unsigned long *to, *endp; usekey(from); from = &from[32]; to = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; cpkey(Kn3);&nb; sp; /* Kn3 = KnL */ return; } #else /* D3_DES too */ void des3key(hexkey, mode) unsigned char *hexkey; /* unsigned char[24] */ short mode; { unsigned char *first, *third; short revmod; if( mode == EN0 ) { revmod = DE1; first = hexkey; third = &hexkey[16]; } else { revmod = EN0; first = &hexkey[16]; third = hexkey; } deskey(&hexkey[8], revmod); cpkey(KnR); deskey(third, mode); cpkey(Kn3); deskey(first, mode); return; } void cp3key(into) unsigned long *into; /* unsigned long[96] */ { unsigned long *from, *endp; cpkey(into); into = &into[32]; from = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; from = Kn3, endp = &Kn3[32]; while( from < endp ) *into++ = *from++; return; } void use3key(from) unsigned long *from; /* unsigned long[96] */ { unsigned long *to, *endp; usekey(from); from = &from[32]; to = KnR, endp = &KnR[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; to = Kn3, endp = &Kn3[32]; while( to < endp ) *to++ = *from++; return; } static void D3des(unsigned char *, unsigned char *); static void D3des(from, into) /* amateur theatrics */ unsigned char *from; /* unsigned char[24] */ unsigned char *into; /* unsigned char[24] */ { unsigned long swap, leftt[2], middl[2], right[2]; scrunch(from, leftt); scrunch(&from[8], middl); scrunch(&from[16], right); desfunc(leftt, KnL); desfunc(middl, KnL); desfunc(right, KnL); swap = leftt[1]; leftt[1] = middl[0]; middl[0] = swap; swap = middl[1]; middl[1] = right[0]; right[0] = swap; desfunc(leftt, KnR); desfunc(middl, KnR); desfunc(right, KnR); swap = leftt[1]; leftt[1] = middl[0]; middl[0] = swap; swap = middl[1]; middl[1] = right[0]; right[0] = swap; desfunc(leftt, Kn3); desfunc(middl, Kn3); desfunc(right, Kn3); unscrun(leftt, into); unscrun(middl, &into[8]); unscrun(right, &into[16]); return; } void make3key(aptr, kptr) char *aptr;&n; bsp; /* NULL-terminated */ unsigned char *kptr; /* unsigned char[24] */ { unsigned char *store; int first, i; unsigned long savek[96]; cp3key(savek); des3key(Df_Key, EN0); for( i = 0; i < 24; i++ ) kptr[i] = Df_Key[i]; first = 1; while( (*aptr != '\0') &pipe;&pipe; first ) { store = kptr; for( i = 0; i < 24 && (*aptr != '\0'); i++ ) { *store++ ^= *aptr & 0x7f; *aptr++ = '\0'; } D3des(kptr, kptr); first = 0; } use3key(savek); return; } #endif /* D3_DES */ #endif /* D2_DES */ /* Validation sets: * * Single-length key, single-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cde7 * Cipher : c957 4425 6a5e d31d * * Double-length key, single-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cde7 * Cipher : 7f1d 0a77 826b 8aff * * Double-length key, double-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cdef 0123 4567 89ab cdff * Cipher : 27a0 8440 406a df60 278f 47cf 42d6 15d7 * * Triple-length key, single-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 89ab cdef 0123 4567 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cde7 * Cipher : de0b 7c06 ae5e 0ed5 * * Triple-length key, double-length plaintext - * Key : 0123 4567 89ab cdef fedc ba98 7654 3210 89ab cdef 0123 4567 * Plain : 0123 4567 89ab cdef 0123 4567 89ab cdff * Cipher : ad0d 1b30 ac17 cf07 0ed1 1c63 81e4 4de5 * * d3des V5.09 rwo 9208.04 20:31 Graven Imagery **********************************************************************/ she is cute and he is ... plastic man? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus he looks like him too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Back in the USSR Jesus christ this place is such a 3rd world shithole. Roving police doing their shakedowns, constantly having to produce ID. Everyone going on about communists and terrorists. and zombies. fucking zombie this zombie that. The real zombies aren't on TV, but the ones watching tv. and FFS 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=873 ttl=64 time=1573.070 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=874 ttl=64 time=580.589 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=875 ttl=64 time=3192.390 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=876 ttl=64 time=2492.309 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=877 ttl=64 time=1692.462 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=878 ttl=64 time=948.236 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=879 ttl=64 time=254.256 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=880 ttl=64 time=8697.921 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=881 ttl=64 time=7709.623 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=882 ttl=64 time=6721.567 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=883 ttl=64 time=5734.505 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=884 ttl=64 time=4775.829 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=885 ttl=64 time=3792.761 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=886 ttl=64 time=2807.080 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=887 ttl=64 time=1814.705 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=888 ttl=64 time=820.041 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=889 ttl=64 time=6075.779 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=890 ttl=64 time=5106.957 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=891 ttl=64 time=4119.968 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=892 ttl=64 time=3131.910 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=893 ttl=64 time=2139.652 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=894 ttl=64 time=1141.726 ms 64 bytes from 10.59.1.1: icmp_seq=895 ttl=64 time=157.484 ms This is my hotels idea of 'high speed' internet. 10.59.1.1 is the local gateway. What The Fuck. Americans and their shitty 3rd world infrastructure. red flag touching your junk in my junk-istan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crappy old boring Obsolete language. I've only adjusted shit in 1995. I don't remember anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where would you buy one? I too am in freedom land. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I brought a droid and an iPhone. Both unlocked. I'll have to find a way to get to one. but damn it feels so fucking 3rd world here. I forgot how much I hate flordia. And what was this shit about a UK football game being played in Miami? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me install a postscript printer under windows and print to a file. you can find stuff to convert .ps into .pdf ... or a good modern system can just print postscript. thats what I do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have one too It runs vmware ESX just fine. Amd is basically dead now, anyway. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me five minute reflection on word perfect It's not that it was a good word processor, but it was one of the few that could print worth a shit. But just as MS-DOS fell because of the driver issue with all the cheap taiwan shit hardware, and the move away from the ISA BUS the move into windows killed word perfect. and yeah, I'll say it again. MS Word 2.0c is the best version, ever. And it kicks WP's ass. WP is gone because, fundamentally, it fucking sucked. there. I'm done. 4.0 actually the years haven't been kind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I saw that 12 hours ago and I'm still in disbelief. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me "All Out Of hugs" I'm lying alone with my head on my iPhone Thinking of you till it hurts I know you hurt too but what else can we do Tormented and torn apart I wish I could carry your hugs in my heart For times when my life seems so low It would make me believe what wilderness camping could bring When rusty doesn't really know, doesn't really know [Chorus:] I'm all out of hugs, I'm so lost without you I know you were right, believing for so long I'm all out of hugs, what am I without you I can't be too late to say I was so wrong I want you to come back and carry me to my tent Away from these long, lonely nights I'm reaching for you, are you feeling it too? does the feeling seem oh, so right? And what would you say if I called on you now And said that I can't hold on? There's no easy way, I get harder each day Please hug me or I'll be gone, I'll be gone [Chorus] Ooh, what are you thinking of What are you thinking of What are you thinking of what are you thinking of [Chorus] airplane ticket to hookers and blow. far more rewarding than civ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure ill hop on over although I think im going to go the long way around. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not have linux start apache automatically? Jesus christ even in 1992 linux could do this. Is gay5 even on physical hardware? waht the fuck?! fuck the waht?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ rusty fix your fucking site or give it to someone who will i was thinking you but fuck I cant fuck it up anymore than it is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no kidding trane and his hugs in heaven. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wordstar is missing internal.dct, so this is the same shitty copy on vetusware, that doesn't have any of the dictionaries, printer definitions or just about anything to make wordstar you know wordstar. Also dosbox does an absolute shit job of printing. they dont care as dosbox is focused on games. we need a workbox or something that doesn't give a fuck about games but getting work done. sorry bro one star. * ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i used to have 4.0 with the mail merge too. never bothered to image it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nope nobody ever imaged it. I know it's crazy. but the CP/M version is out there with all the bells and whistles. which I guess is better than nothing. but not much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me horsecock relevant to k5's interests. eww. yeah probably. although I didn't look at it that long or detailed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me credit card systems are from the 1950s when everyone wasn't a hopeless fucktard, and only the rich and elite had an American Express or Diner's Club card. Visa/MC basically fucked the whole thing up by opening it to the masses. Now the real question, is that this vulnerability has been around since the 1970's with electronic processing. Why has it sat there for 40 years? Or is it because this guy got greedy and gimped the same place dozens of times? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh I forgot the 'paris' Hilton Carte Blanche. It's always sophisticated when it's french, you know, like Paris. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me celebrating raep culture through song "Raping My Culture, Softly" [LAURYN:] Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture. [FUGEES:] Hi, yo yea yea. This is wyclef refugee El boogie up in here... Rise well, little While I'm on this I got my girl L one time! one time! Hey yo L you know you got the lyrics! I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style, And so I came to see him and listen for a while. And there he was this young boy, raping me with his eyes, Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time), Singing my life through his culture (two times), Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture. I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd, I felt he found my letters and read each one out loud. I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on... Strumming my pain with his fingers (one time), Singing my life with his culture (two times), Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture [CLEF:] Yo L-Boogie, take it to the bridge [LAURYN:] Strumming my pain with his fingers (yes, he was singing), Singing my life with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Telling my whole life through his culture, Raping me softly with his culture. [Fading:] Strumming my pain Singing my life with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture, Raping me softly with his culture colossal ren faire wedding detected! $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who even uses rss? niche of a niche. Im impressed he even got 1/10th of what he did though. if crawford just pushed out WarpiFailure, I doubt he could make back the $100 app fee. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nice! My Corp pays 0 and my personal is around 10 Why does anyone do business in America?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hard to say occasionally I do stuff, but for the most part yeah just look busy. but isn't that what everyone does? Males are valued here, and not treated as total pieces of shit. the west is lost, just leave it already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Angelfish spotted in the wild Ex-Pat * 2 days ago This is truly awesome and extremely relevant. Anne, never stop, you beautiful, powerful white woman you! I love you, and would happily give you the love you deserve. I am a white guy BTW. I lived in Beantown a year or so ago, on the commons even!, so I know what you mean about the Boston scene. These patriarchally biased haters below don't appreciate the strangeness of the WMAW dynamic on which you lavish your animadversions. I confess that I myself have found this strange attraction to A.W. to be strong--even now I am looking at Japanese/English dating sites on my Firefox browser--and so here I venture to offer a few honest remarks on the issue. Please bear with me. Let's chat appearances first, since that is clearly of initial and utmost importance to anyone engaging in WMAW analysis. I will give just one, brief observation. When Asian women age, they either turn into a severely wizened plum, or a look pretty much as they did when they were 25, albeit with white hair and few extra crows feet, as if their face were still a fresh peach ( with maybe some extra peach-fuzz, but ok, I won't be so hot then either. ) Now, it's about 50/50 chance of either case happening with Asian women. I'm not sure how I know this, so I will assume (perhaps falsely) the opinion is innate to all men. Now, with Caucasian women, its more like, say, 25/75 or 15/85 in favor of ugly. While it is often convenient for people who are dating to think short-term (as a male, I confess this is frequently and unfortunately the case), I prefer to look into the future and to divine its mysteries on the face of my date. If they look back at me like a date (the little wrinkled fruit, I mean), then I don't foresee long term interest accruing. This may be in the interests of all parties, ha ha. Obviously, no sure calculus can show me whether or not this terrible future is certain. However, if I receive this intuition (women have this power in spades--I wish I had it more, and if I did, I of course would want the ability to control it), I follow the general rule of thumb (if you've seen the Boondock Saints meat packing scene you know you ought to hit me for saying this): maybe a couple of dates, movies, and then, well, you know, and then I ought to dump them because we'll be happier without each other. Ultimately, I mean. I don't know if other men share this opinion with me, or allow it influence their innate misogynistic outlook, but I for one would rather hedge my bets with a beautiful Asian girl than a Caucausian one. The rule of thumb aforementioned by nature is open to exceptions. However, because these exceptions are determined with reference to the realm of personality, a realm worthy of being considered in a completely new web comment, I must refrain for the time being from elaborating it here. Also, I am a bit tipsy and probably would no longer be able to argue coherently. I also want to say that I probably won't be able to eradicate the patriarchal tendency from my thinking about this important issue. Its just how I roll, baby. Cheers to Boston! a new week a new public info dump. CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 156681 SCHREIBER, JOSHUA SCOTT 10/25/13 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/27/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 95233 REYNOLDS, MONTGOMERY EUG 01/21/14 W2D2-55 08/01/14 DUI 93805 GIBBENS, JEFFREY GRANT 07/14/14 C3-4 07/30/14 INTERFERE W/REPORT DV 93086 MCPOLAND, STEVEN DENNIS 07/12/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 92449 FINK, DENNIS DUANE 07/22/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 92223 WENZEL, ROGER ROYAL 07/13/14 F3D-D 08/07/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 89444 YOUNG, MICHAEL SHAWN 07/25/14 G4D-D 08/04/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 88832 COSSART, JEFFREY TRAVIS 07/16/14 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 88716 MICHEL, DOUGLAS JOHN 05/07/14 G2-11 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 88618 MCDERMOTT, SHAWN STEPHEN 07/24/14 B2-F none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 88215 RECTOR, JAMES BARTHOLOMA 07/04/14 G5D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 87042 TANDBERG, EDWARD CARLOS 07/04/14 G2-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 85911 NEWMAN, LARRY JAY 07/16/14 H2D-D 08/08/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 W2D2-29 08/17/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 81543 MCNAIR, LISA ANN 06/25/14 D3D-D 12/20/14 DUI 77029 MILLER, THOMAS KEVIN 07/25/14 W2D3-60 none set BURGLARY II 76817 BREIMON, BARRY DEAN 07/25/14 E4-5 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 76746 ISGRIGG, ERIC WILLIAM 07/22/14 E5-9 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 76296 ROCHE, EMMETT NOEL 07/25/14 G2-3 none set ASSAULT II 75883 STIMSON, RONDO SHAYNE 05/08/14 E3D-D none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 75631 PFAFF, JASON ALLYN 05/13/14 W2D2-BK6 08/27/14 BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 74180 RYAN, DANA MARIE 07/08/14 D3D-D none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERMISSION-2 73612 WOODARD, ROBERT ALLEN 06/29/14 H1D-D 08/14/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 72952 CROSSLEY, WILLIE RAY 07/12/14 H1D-D 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 72132 BUNCH, KENNETH RANDLE 07/23/14 G2-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 72074 HOLLIBAUGH, WAYNE DEE 07/25/14 E4-1 none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 69992 BUURMAN, TODD ANTHONY 07/01/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 69499 MCBRIDE, KEVIN ADAM 05/22/14 E1-10 none set DWS/DWR III 68817 BURNS, DAVID WAYNE 07/22/14 E4-3 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 68514 MEGIVERON, MARY ELIZABET 06/19/14 C1-6 BURGLARY II 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 67258 TOOLEY, JAMES MICHAEL 07/17/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 65910 FRANCE, JESSE JOHN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 65161 THORN, RANDOLPH EUGENE 07/04/14 F4-14 none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 62913 HOOD, SCOTT VINE 07/02/14 E5-15 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 61746 SANDERS, DANIEL LAWRENCE 07/14/14 F1-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 61102 MILLER, KEVIN MICHAEL 05/19/14 W2D1-5 08/16/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 57927 LORENSON, JAMISON RICHAR 07/23/14 G4D-D 08/25/14 ASSAULT IV 57772 KIMSEY, STEPHEN NEIL 07/14/14 F4-7 none set PUB IND RECOD TO INDECENT EXP 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 50674 NICHOLS, ERNEST MENTOR 07/27/14 MED-4 none set DWS/DWR III 219163 BENSON, JEFFERY LEE 07/27/14 B3-F 07/28/14 DUI 219162 KRAUSE, TERRY DEE 07/27/14 B8-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 219161 LEWIS, SHAWN LEE 07/27/14 E4-15 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 219160 PETRONILO-GABRIEL, JOEL 07/27/14 E4-13 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 219158 YOUNG, MICHAEL LEE 07/26/14 B2-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219157 BAKER, ELI ANTANAS 07/26/14 E4-12 none set ASSAULT IV 219156 FORSYTH, CARL JOHN 07/26/14 E4-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 219155 TELLEZ, JESSICA RENE 07/26/14 C2D-DF none set PROVOKING ASSAULT 219154 SCHLAGER, CHARLENE MARIE 07/26/14 W2D4-96 08/20/14 RECKLESS DRIVING 219149 KIHLTHAU, BRITNI NICOLE 07/25/14 C2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219147 MANCEAU, SOPHIE DOMNIQUE 07/25/14 D3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219144 THOMPSON, RICHARD LEROY 07/25/14 E4-3 none set DUI 219143 DOBBS, CHRISTOPHER RYAN 07/25/14 F5-4 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 219142 RAMIREZ, ANTHONY GILBERT 07/25/14 F1-11 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 219141 BOVEE, DANAE CHANTEL 07/25/14 C2D-D none set VUCSA-MANUFACTURE/DELIVER/POSSESS WITH INTENT-MARIJUANA EXCEEDING 40G/BARB/OTH 219119 ASAN, ERVIN 07/23/14 F2D-D none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 219090 COURTAIN, KAILA MARIE 07/20/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219083 BECKSTROM, ETHAN ANDREW 07/19/14 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 219074 BAHR, KEVIN RICHARD 07/18/14 F3D-D none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES II 219073 REHAK, LAURA LEE 07/18/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219066 GONZALEZ, ISAIAH JACOB 07/17/14 F1-10 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 219062 BOTT, DAYTON KAELIN 07/17/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 219056 FRANKLIN, WILLIS FREDERI 07/17/14 F1-13 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 219052 KANGAS, KURT GREGORY 07/17/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219042 WILLIAMS, AUTUMN SKYE 07/16/14 D2-7 none set ASSAULT III 219038 CARTER, ANTONIO JOSEPH 07/15/14 JDH-M none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 219028 LYSENKO, DAVID 07/26/14 B2-F none set ROBBERY II 219018 NEVES, MICHELLE ANN 07/14/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 219014 RAMSDELL, SEAN PATRICK 07/14/14 G5D-D none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 219007 MARUSZEWSKI, DAVID SCOTT 07/12/14 G1-12 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 218989 TIRADO, STEPHANIE 07/10/14 D2-7 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218986 BRUNETTE, DEREK GEORGE 07/09/14 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 218970 MASSMAN, DAVID JOSEPH 07/08/14 G2-9 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218947 WICK, MELISSA ANN 07/05/14 C1-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 218926 SULLIVAN, AUSTIN T 07/03/14 JDH-M none set NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 218911 KELNER, EDGARDO VINCENT 07/01/14 W2D1-25 09/05/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218906 PERKINS, JUSTIN LEE 07/01/14 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218875 KOCOUREK, JOSEPH RUDOLPH 07/14/14 G5D-D none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 218867 KANOSO, KANSIANO 06/26/14 G5D-D none set DUI 218864 BRUNAGE, JOHN NELSON 06/26/14 JDH-M none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218863 MUNGUIA-DELRAYO, EDGAR R 06/26/14 E1-4 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 218861 KHUKHRYANSKIY, ALEKSANDR 06/26/14 F4-6 08/15/14 THEFT III 218857 TAVAI, ROME MARTIN 06/25/14 G3-7 08/23/14 DRIVE BY SHOOTING 218856 WRIGHT, ISAIAH LASHON 06/25/14 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 218838 MURILLO-MATA, ALEJANDRO 06/24/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218837 MURILLO-MATA, CARLOS ENR 06/24/14 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218829 ROANE, DALE ALAN 06/24/14 E1-10 none set ROBBERY I 218822 MITCHELL, CRAIG STEVEN 06/23/14 C3-7 none set ASSAULT II 218812 SAUNDERS, ZACHARY JOSEPH 06/22/14 G1-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218789 NUTTER, LANCE SCOTT 06/19/14 F1-2 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 218769 JONES, JESSICA MAE 07/23/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 218728 MEAGHER, TIMOTHY CARNEY 06/14/14 G3-1 none set ARSON I 218722 REESE, BRIANNA ELEEN 07/23/14 C2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218663 SILVA-MCKENDREE, KEKI KE 07/02/14 G1-9 none set ROBBERY I 218651 GIENGER, DUSTIN LANCE 07/23/14 MED-4 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218650 SCHEWEITZER, KYLE PAUL 06/06/14 F5-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-12 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/01/14 F5-11 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 218595 POSTOL, MCQUAY 06/01/14 G3-10 none set MURDER I 218584 OLSEN, KODY DEAN 05/30/14 G3-14 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 D4D-D 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 218527 PICKETT, ANTHONY NATHANI 07/05/14 MED-6 none set DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 218524 VOROBYEV, MAXIM 07/02/14 E1-11 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218512 SALISBURY, NICHOLAS JAME 05/23/14 F3D-D none set INTIMIDATING A PUBLIC SERVANT 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-8 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218487 WYATT, RONALD JOSEPH 07/05/14 E5-15 none set NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 218479 JIMENEZ, MARKUS AARON 05/20/14 G2-12 none set DUI 218467 RAVENCRAFT, JULIA ANNE 06/17/14 D1-6 07/31/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 218459 ROUSKA, CHERYL LYNN 05/18/14 C1-10 08/15/14 ASSAULT III 218395 CHANDRA, DANIEL ANTHONY 07/26/14 F5-7 none set BURGLARY II 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 218313 EDWARDS, WILLIAM JOSEPH 07/22/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 218226 HUNTER, ZACHARY ENRIQUE 07/15/14 F3D-D none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 218222 KARTHEU, ADAM ELLIOTT 06/30/14 W2D2-48 08/09/14 DUI 218174 LABELLE, LOGAN LEANDRE 04/21/14 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 218145 BAGNALL, TIFFANY ANN 07/25/14 C1-3 none set CRIMINAL MISTREATMENT IN THE THIRD DEGREE 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G2-13 01/02/15 THEFT III 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 218126 MATHERS, ANDREW PATRICK 07/23/14 E4-8 none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 218119 MEIER, CHRISTYNE LEIGH 04/16/14 B1-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 218076 PHILLIPS, MARCUS DINERO 07/24/14 E2D-D 10/04/14 UNLAWFUL POSSESSION FIREARM-2 218071 ESSER, GEORGE ELLSWORTH 07/02/14 G2-8 08/26/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 218033 WILSON, ELISHIA MICHAEL 04/08/14 W2D1-23 08/30/14 HARASSMENT 217996 OLSEN, JARROD MITCHELL 06/22/14 W2D2-44 08/08/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 217991 TELELYKO, SERGEY OLEGOVI 06/16/14 G2-4 08/07/14 BURGLARY-2 217983 COX, JOSEPH SCOTT 06/23/14 W2D1-12 09/20/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217980 DRONEN, JOSHUA CHARLES 07/09/14 W2D3-69 08/08/14 DUI 217923 OSMAN, ABDULRASHID E 03/28/14 F4-12 none set BURGLARY-I 217889 LIVELY, BRIAN WAYNE 03/25/14 G4D-D 01/28/15 ROBBERY II 217873 SEVERIN, NATHAN MARIEJON 03/24/14 E5-2 none set BURGLARY-I 217855 LYLE, GUY JOSEPH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/31/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 217835 MUNOZ, FRED IGNACIO 03/20/14 G3-9 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 217822 MCCOOL, SHAITAYA MARIEJU 07/01/14 C2D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/24/14 W2D4-86 09/06/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 217674 TURNER, SHAWN EDWARD 05/29/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 217662 MOORE, ROBERT A 03/03/14 F5-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 E2D-D 09/10/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 217641 KELLUM, WILLIAM CHARLES 07/20/14 G2-8 none set ROBBERY II 217625 NELSON, SAMANTHA ANN 07/27/14 D1-2 none set THEFT III 217575 CHETLAIN, JARED D 07/17/14 F2D-D 07/28/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 217556 MACIUS-BUCIO, MARCOS HUG 02/21/14 F2D-D none set CONSPIRACY 217555 RAMIREZ-PADILLA, JHONER 02/21/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 217541 PERRY, TREVEN ALAN 05/06/14 W2D1-17 09/15/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 217539 RUDE, DANIEL AARON 06/06/14 E5-11 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 217495 HAYNES, JASON H 06/26/14 E2D-D 09/07/14 ASSAULT III 217456 WOODS, NATHAN E 07/12/14 G2-13 none set DWS/DWR III 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217419 LENNON, DEBORAH ANN 02/05/14 C1-9 none set MURDER I 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-8 none set MURDER I 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-15 none set MURDER I 217365 SHULTZ, TALIA FAITH 07/18/14 D3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 217353 SMITH, BRANDON CHRISTOPH 01/29/14 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217297 KELLER, MELVIN RAY 05/22/14 D4D-D 08/29/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 217281 LONEWOLF, CHARLES 07/24/14 F1-15 FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 217280 MCDOWELL, JOHN BRIAN 07/14/14 H1D-D 08/01/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 217241 BLAKEMAN, LUKE DANIEL 07/20/14 F3D-D none set BURGLARY II 217208 TIPTON, MIRANDA BRAYAN 07/15/14 D1-3 none set THEFT III 217160 MILLARD, GENE LEWIS 07/07/14 H2D-D 08/05/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217128 MALAEFONO, FETUAO 07/16/14 C2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 217065 RODRIGUEZ, PABLO FAVIAN 05/02/14 G1-14 09/21/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 217009 RUBY, KYLE DEAN 07/22/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 216938 VEGA, RUBEN 12/19/13 G3-9 none set ROBBERY I 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 216935 WIEBE, JARROD A 12/19/13 E5-6 none set ROBBERY I 216933 KYLE, LARRY CHAD 12/19/13 G1-10 none set KIDNAPPING I 216772 HUDSON, FELLONY EDWARD 07/24/14 E3D-D none set PCS MARIJUANA 216765 LUJAN, JOHN ROBERT 12/05/13 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 216657 SPEARMAN, IZAIH JAMES 06/29/14 H1D-D 08/02/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216653 MINCK, JACOB DANIELCLARK 07/13/14 MED-4 08/07/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 216645 MON, SOPHAL A 11/21/13 D4D-D 08/08/14 RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 216612 APILADA, NATHAN ROBERT 07/08/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-6 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 07/20/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216535 OXFORD, NICHOLAS ANDREW 07/05/14 G2-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 216247 MARSHALL, DALTON J 10/15/13 JDH-M none set ROBBERY II 216179 MCCOY, IAN JAMES 03/25/14 H1D-D 08/31/14 BURGLARY II 216144 NUGENT, ADAM D 07/24/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 216004 BOLDS, MELVIN JAMES 07/15/14 E1-7 none set ROBBERY I 215991 JOHNSON, WILLIAM JILES 07/18/14 E3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 215909 KERSHNER, THOMAS ALLEN 09/13/13 F5-14 none set INCEST I 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 215811 JONES, CLAYTON 06/04/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215797 CONNER, DEVYN CHRISTOPHE 07/27/14 E4-14 none set MINOR OP VEH AFT CONSUM ALCOH 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-3 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-2 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 215694 NICHOLSON, KELLY APRIL 07/25/14 D1-2 none set ASSAULT IV 215664 GREER, CHARLES GARRETT 07/10/14 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 215615 SULLIVAN, JOSEPH E 06/13/14 F3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 215597 LEPAGE, TORIN CHRISTIAN 07/15/14 E5-6 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 215592 YAKIMUK, YAKOV A 07/24/14 E3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 215579 LEMUSU, FANO AMANI 07/16/14 G2-1 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD II 215560 MILLER, JOSHUA BLAKE 06/19/14 D4D-D 08/07/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215550 MONTES-RAMIREZ, AMADEO 08/15/13 F1-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 215433 BOOKER, JERRY BRIAN 07/02/14 W2D3-58 none set ASSAULT III 215407 NEWSOM, JIMMY 06/25/14 G4D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 215404 KAUFFMAN, BENJAMIN JAMES 02/08/14 W2D3-BK10 08/02/14ASSAULT II 215344 HARDEN, KHADIJAH DANIELL 07/22/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY II 215335 SMITH, JAMES JUSTUS 05/21/14 W2D1-18 09/09/14 POSSESSION OF DANGEROUS WEAPON 215285 TIPTON, ACE C 07/13/14 E3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 215261 BRYANT, JAMISON WAYNE 06/26/14 W2D2-36 09/10/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 215235 SPURLOCK, JOSEPH KANE 07/06/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 215181 WILLIAMS, CONOR THURSTON 07/03/14 G2-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214936 GIBSON, KIMBERLY ANN 07/23/14 D2-5 none set ASSAULT II 214906 LINGE, DEVON ISAIAH 07/26/14 E4-9 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF 3RD 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-67 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 214851 JUST, MICHAEL IAN 07/10/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/16/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214840 CALVOSA, MATTHEW JAMES 07/09/14 G2-2 none set MAKE FALSE STMT TO PUBLIC OFFC 214790 REYES, ISAAC LEE 05/20/14 G2-14 08/30/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 214723 RITOLA, MARK A 01/17/14 F1-11 12/18/14 RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 214707 SODERSTROM, JENNIFER ANN 07/17/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214704 SMITH, JOHN GARRETT 12/10/13 E5-5 none set MURDER I 214703 COLE, JESSIE R 07/13/14 E3D-D none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 214668 POOLER, ROBERT WILLIAM 07/21/14 H1D-D 08/23/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214561 KROUPA, JERRY THOMAS 05/17/13 E5-2 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 214498 ERICKSON, JESSICA LYNN 06/24/14 C1-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214482 PFEIFER, WILLAM JEROME 07/18/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 214368 REEVES, JOSHUA THEMBI 06/21/14 F3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214280 STARK, JEFFREY JOSEPH 06/29/14 W2D3-72 09/12/14 DUI 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 214220 MYERS, BRIAN ANTHONY 03/25/14 H1D-D 08/20/14 HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 214205 JONES, JESSICA M 07/23/14 D3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-3 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214124 MENDOZA, ANTHONY JOSE 07/12/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214096 LEACH, PHILLIP ARNOLD 07/07/14 G2-8 none set DWS/DWR III 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-7 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 214017 GARRISON, ZACHAREE GENEJ 07/27/14 G2-15 none set MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 214002 CAIN, ROBERT J 07/10/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 213966 LOVE, LUKE MICHAEL 01/06/14 C3-5 none set ARSON II 213954 MCCAIN, JOHN DAVIS 06/28/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D 07/28/14 THEFT III 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-10 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 213681 BARSOTTI, KEVIN THOMAS 07/10/14 D4D-D 01/12/15 ASSAULT II 213654 MOLINE, NICHOLAS DARRENJ 03/31/14 F5-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 213650 PEREZ, ANGELICA E 04/03/14 D1-7 none set ROBBERY I 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO A 07/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 213523 MARTINELL-STERLING, NICH 07/18/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 213506 RIEBESEHL, REBECCA ANNE 07/09/14 H3D-D 08/03/14 DISORDERLY CONDUCT 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 213342 MILLAGE, JASMINE MARIE 07/11/14 H3D-D 08/17/14 THEFT III 213309 CALVERT, JAMES BERRY 07/18/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 213280 DAVIDSON, GENE ONEIL 06/25/14 G5D-D none set DUI 213233 MATTSON, ZACHARY JAMES 05/21/14 G5D-D 08/15/14 RENDER CRIMINAL ASSISTANCE 1 213202 ANDERSON, NATHAN ALLYN 06/27/14 E2D-D 08/15/14 THEFT III 213186 HANSON, JASON ADAM 07/03/14 E2D-D none set INTOXICATING LIQUOR IN CITY PARK 213148 BROPHY, BRANDON J 07/07/14 W2D2-34 08/20/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 213070 HENDRIX, CHRISTOPHER CHA 07/15/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 213032 TULL, RANDY GENE 07/04/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 212944 SUMMERS, RORY BOB 07/04/14 G5D-D none set DUI 212743 RAFF, KRISTOPHER ALAN 05/16/14 G2-10 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G2-3 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 212641 RODRIGUEZ-CARRASCO, ALEJ 11/03/12 F5-11 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD I 212297 POTTER, ERIC SCOTT 07/18/14 E5-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212236 MILLER, SIERRA DANIELLE 07/24/14 D3D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 212229 MURRAY, JOSHUA LEE 07/16/14 H2D-D 08/09/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 212221 NEWHOUSE, HARRISON JOHN 06/05/14 B6-F none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 212176 LEWIS, DALLAS JAMES 05/05/14 F1-8 12/26/14 UNLAWFUL POSSESSION FIREARM-1 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211939 AHMICH, MIRZA MICHAEL 07/05/14 G2-10 none set ASSAULT II-DV 211918 HUDDLESTON, AMANDA DAWN 07/16/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 211915 BRANDT, VIRGINIA ROSE 07/24/14 C1-14 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 211759 PAXTON, AUSTIN GARRETT 04/12/14 G2-7 03/21/15 DWS/DWR I 211756 HASBROUCK, SHELDON JAMES 07/09/14 H2D-D 07/30/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 211721 SERDOZ, CODY MICHAEL 12/20/13 F5-2 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 H3D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 211494 LOY, NATHANIEL STAR 07/10/14 F1-13 08/04/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211420 HUMPHREY, DARRYL EUGENE 03/13/14 E1-8 none set THEFT III 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-9 08/11/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211284 PERRON, TIMOTHY THOMAS 03/15/14 W2D2-41 09/12/14 DUI 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-7 none set DWS/DWR III 211135 POTEETE, ERIC JAY 06/25/14 G1-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211103 HENDERLING, CHRISTOPHER 07/25/14 E4-5 none set VIOLATION OF NO-CONTACT ORDER (DV COURT ORDER VIOL-KNOWINGLY VIOLATES ORDER) 211095 YEREMENKO, MAKSIM Y 06/10/14 D4D-D 08/05/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 07/10/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 W2D1-24 09/04/14 THEFT III 210828 SINISIO, STEVE 01/24/14 W2D1-11 11/11/14 DUI 210765 VERDECIA-ROMERO, EULOGIO 06/12/14 G5D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 210667 SMALL, DANIEL KEVIN 07/03/14 G4D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 210600 GREER, KARRIE LYNN 07/09/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY-2 210575 DAGGETT, ALISHIA MARIE 07/24/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 210552 RANDOLPH, MATTHEW J 04/20/14 F2D-D 09/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210537 WEST, ISAIAH K 06/06/14 E5-8 07/01/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 210159 ZELMER, CHANTAL BRITTANY 05/30/14 D2-4 none set MAIL THEFT 210156 DAVIS, CHYDELL M 07/17/14 D3D-D 10/01/14 DUI 210102 WHITE, KENNETH HAROLD 09/05/13 G2-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210092 WHITE, JOSEPH MICHAEL 01/29/14 F4-10 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 210088 SOBYE, BEAU THOMAS 04/06/14 W2D2-40 09/27/14 ASSAULT III 210044 JOYCE, RODNEY BRYAN 07/22/14 G1-15 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD III 210003 CHACON, MICHAEL STEVE 07/26/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209996 RAMSDELL, KEVIN RICHARD 07/17/14 F3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 209942 RAWLEIGH, ETHAN SHEA 06/21/14 W2D1-15 09/14/14 THEFT III 209916 CURTISS, DAVID JAMES 07/24/14 F2D-D 07/28/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 209869 BRADLEY, LEVI JOSEPH 07/17/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 H2D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209773 RUCKEL, JOSHUA ROSS 07/02/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 209679 GREENEN, STERLING KYLER 07/15/14 E3D-D none set THEFT III 209588 VANSAGHI, DOMINIC CHARLE 07/25/14 E4-8 08/28/14 DUI 209578 MITCHELL, XAVIER E 06/04/14 G1-8 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 209438 LOPEZ, ERIK AGUILAR 05/27/14 E5-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 W2D1-8 09/11/14 DWS/DWR II 209310 SANDERS, REESE PHILLIP 07/25/14 E4-4 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209231 RASHEED, YUSUF A 06/12/14 G1-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209167 WATERS, PETER ANTHONY 07/17/14 F2D-D none set PSP II 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 07/28/14 BURGLARY II 208691 MENDEZ, GABRIEL LOWELL 07/06/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 208560 ARMSTRONG, JENNY LYNN 07/24/14 D1-5 07/28/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 07/24/14 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 208300 NOYONS, KYLE DEAN 07/09/14 G5D-D 07/29/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 208097 LOZANO, PAUL 07/07/14 G1-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207980 WEISS, BRIAN LEE 06/23/14 W2D2-38 09/29/14 DISORDERLY CONDUCT 207911 NAAL, RODNEY ISMAEL 11/24/12 D4D-D 04/18/17 DUI 207897 POVEC, THOMAS RAY 04/30/14 E5-6 none set MURDER II 207879 STOROZKO, VIKTOR P 07/12/14 G4D-D none set NEGLIGENT DRIVING-1 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D 07/31/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 207664 JACOB, CHARLENE GAYLE 07/21/14 H3D-D 08/15/14 THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 207603 JONES, ANTHONY D 07/24/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207588 KOONCE-RADKE, ERICA DAWN 06/10/14 C2D-D 03/18/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207496 CHRISTENSEN, KENNY RAY 07/25/14 E4-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207487 LEWIS, DAKOTA DILLAN 04/23/14 G5D-D 09/09/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 207442 JOHNSON, DANNY HERBERT 07/13/14 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 INVOLVING STRANGULATION 207386 MUROS, NICHOLAS JOSEPH 06/19/14 E5-3 none set VEHICLE THEFT TOOL-MAKE/HAVE 207382 CHAVEZ, ANGEL SELINA 07/05/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207325 GUERIN, KAYTRIONA LETESE 07/11/14 C2D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 207270 IRVINE, GREGORY MICHAEL 06/11/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 207225 STREET, BRENNAN DELANEY 04/03/14 C3-1 none set HIT RUN UNATTENDED VEHICLE 207126 WILKINS, AJ GREGORY 07/15/14 F2D-D none set RESISTING ARREST 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 207108 PILAND, WILLIAM KELLY 07/25/14 E4-13 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207002 KRIEGER, AARON HILL 07/14/14 G5D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-2 206978 VERSTEGEN, LEVI JOSEPH 07/20/14 F5-6 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 206953 LYONS, JAYSON RICHARD 07/09/14 E2D-D 08/03/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-2 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 206731 STANTON, MICHAEL A 07/17/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-53 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 206710 RYAN, JOSHUA ANTHONY 06/05/14 G3-5 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 C1-11 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 206452 TAPUA'IALUPE, LUKA IULIO 06/08/14 G3-2 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 206379 BRIDGE, DAKOTA JAMESLEE 07/23/14 E4-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206361 COLBERT, ALONZO LEE 06/27/14 W2D1-10 09/21/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 205918 HILLMAN, JAROME LEE 07/01/14 F1-4 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 205893 HAUSINGER, JESSICA J 07/21/14 C1-7 none set PSP II 205724 WENZEL, TORREY STEVEN 07/18/14 E1-2 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 205339 SOLOP, MATTHEW L 06/18/14 W2D2-56 08/22/14 THEFT III 205319 LAUR, CHARLES E 07/25/14 G5D-D 08/19/14 DUI 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 205241 MOFFA, STEVEN DOUGLAS 07/19/14 G4D-D none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 205019 CHACON, MARLON XAVIER 07/09/14 G2-15 07/30/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204932 KARUO, KLOVE KEICHIRO 11/04/13 G1-9 09/26/14 ASSAULT IV 204821 MATHISON, MEAGAN KAY 07/25/14 B1-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 204699 YOUNG, DELANO ALEXANDER 07/17/14 E3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 F4-4 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 204640 JACKSON, JOHN 06/25/14 G1-11 none set ASSAULT IV 204595 GONZALEZ, CORINA FRESA 07/23/14 D2-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204487 SAMPSON, JOSHUA JAY 07/11/14 F2D-DF 08/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204444 ENGELHARDT, ANTHONY LEE 07/10/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204330 MICKEL, BRIAN CHRISTOPHE 03/02/14 E3D-D 10/10/14 ROBBERY II 204134 MALVO, JORDAN DANTICE 05/29/14 F1-5 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 204112 POITRAS, SAMUEL KEVIN 02/28/14 W2D3-73 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 204067 LAFORD, IAN GARTH 02/06/14 G1-13 08/13/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 W2D2-54 08/21/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203903 WILLMAN, SARAH MARIE 07/01/14 D3D-D 11/07/14 BURGLARY II 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E5-12 none set THEFT I 203841 POTTS, ANDREW MICHAEL 07/10/14 E5-11 07/29/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203716 WALKER, JACOB ADLAI 04/16/14 F1-6 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 203604 SOTO, MARCOS ANDRES 07/21/14 F1-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203472 COWGER, JEFFREY CARL 07/24/14 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203302 BURTON, JUSTIN ANDREW 07/23/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 202804 BLAND, DEMETRIUS ROBERT 07/15/14 G1-5 08/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 H1D-D 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 07/09/14 E5-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202492 VANHOUTEN, MARK L 07/12/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E5-3 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 202307 MORGAN, MICHAEL GLENN 07/11/14 F2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 202132 SOLLERS, CECIL ARTHUR 07/22/14 G2-12 07/30/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 D1-1 none set BURGLARY II 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-12 none set DRIVE BY SHOOTING 201996 BEDARD, SARAH JANE 07/22/14 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201936 MOORE, DANIEL LEE I think for the 'right to a speedy trial' it has to be within 6 months, but now he's out for evaluation which can hold him indefinatly if he's proving to be a risk to himself/others... Honestly he's a junkie, and a liar at this point someone has to see through his recidivism. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot he recruited some lackey probably made off with his macbook, and iwhatever's ... All that illegal porn lost forever. No wonder he's gone stark raving mad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people have stupid smiles there isn't anything to smile about. shut up! pull up porkins! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Re: Random panic in load_balance() with 3.16-rc Date Sat, 26 Jul 2014 11:28:10 -0700 From Linus Torvalds <> On Fri, Jul 25, 2014 at 11:29 AM, Linus Torvalds <torvalds@linux-foundation.org> wrote: > > I'm sure it's possible, but it sounds potentially complicated. Hmm. The bugzilla entry just taught me a new gcc flag: "-fcompare-debug". That apparently makes gcc compile things twice, once with debugging and once without, and verify that the result is the same. And you can enable it for the whole kernel build with just a simple export GCC_COMPARE_DEBUG=1 before doing the build. It actually results in a failure for me even on my standard small localized kernel build, even with gcc-4.8.3. I get a compare failure for (at least) fs/ext4/inode.c. That's a bit worrisome. I haven't actually checked if the code generation differs in significant ways yet.. Linus apple went clang too gcc was ok, but then it kind of stagnated on 2.5.8 then again on 2.7.2 ... ever since the egcs times, 3.0 was crap, and 4.0 is a total fucking disaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not Amazon? Did you even ape? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe you can change your twitter icon black or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and here we are At least you aren't pretending to have solidarity with a rabs by complaining on gay 5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me going all arab? alefnjalkfn [ Reply to This &pipe; ] I don't think I can reply to this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh thank god for a moment they were scared people were going to book flights out there and kick ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is that working out? should I change my twitter icon, or just 'like' on facebook? I'm unsure where to channel my productivity so I can be part of the groundswell of action that'll stand ground. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me raise money And send rednecks who can. I was already aware so it didn't do much here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as does everyone else keeping the bronze age 'real'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it isn't google search the image, it's just some mould thing glued to her back. such disappoint. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I want to ignore Kate Upton so hard When I look at this picture of Kate Upton, my Christian chastity goes out the window and I am overwhelmed with sadness as she has no ass. I have an insatiable need to ignore the dickens out of her. I want to ignore her so hard that she cries. When I notice her crying, I'll stop and ask her, "I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?" She'll turn around and growl, "Keep ignoring me, or I'll beat your ass." Frightened, I'll stick my thumb back inside my mouth. She'll moan and cry "Yes!" over and over, threatening me if I cry prematurely, which I'm struggling against because she's so flat and I'm ignoring her so hard. Then I'll feel hands pull away from her. It's Genevieve Morton, Nina Agdal, and other assless swimsuit models! "Why the hell are you ignoring us?" one of them shouts as they start punching me in my chest. I can't control it anymore and the tears spurt, hitting Genevieve's tits and face. She grimaces and punches me in my face, cursing in whatever language they speak in South Africa. Kate, recovering from her rageasim, pulls them off me and explains that it was inconsequential and that I was the biggest loser she ever met in her life. She then licks the tears off my face. Most of the swimsuit models go away in disgust, but Genevieve and Nina stay. Kate tells them that I'm a pussy and Nina, curiously, sits on my face. "She's right. Oh my god!" Nina says after she farts for what seemed like ten minutes. She's quivers as I'm retching and dry heaving. Genevieve shoves her off. "My turn!" She sits on my face, and she sharts herself, all the while I'm retching. I reach up squeezing her huge tits as I'm afraid I'll choke on my own vomit. Kate and Nina kick my dick together. "I want to ignore him," Genevieve says. She walks to the other side of the room and pouts. Nina and Kate laugh, and they too join her, now with their backs to me. I can't take much more, and I die a little inside, but I start crying for real now. Then I collapse, my face buried in shame. I wake up in my hotel bed with a note with a summons from all three of their lawyers with XOs and kisses next to them. Needless to say, it turns out to be the best vacation of my life. grand princess of whales I think didn't she just pop a royal baby? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are two different people one shoots heroin, and drops babies, the other married a royal whale and is going to be a queen one day, unless she tries to get divorced. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i too played defender of the crown. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only on amiga pc speaker? CGA? LOL.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry i like my wife more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol i'll just have to bang her for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Probably double underlined And with some pony stickers and glitter. Just saying ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my wife is the 1% yay ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ask K5: basic math question Farmer: your assets are $10 goods Citizen: your assets are $10 deposit, Effort Bank: your assets are $10 cash and your liabilities are $10 deposit Citizen: buy $10 goods from Farmer for $10 deposit Citizen Farmer: your assets are $100 goods Civilian Farmer: your assets are $5 goods Comrade Citizen Farmer: your assets are $10,000,000 goods Civilian: your assets are $3.50 cash, Effort Citizen: your assets are $100 cash, Effort President: your assets are $100,000,000 cash, No Effort Premiere: your assets are $50,000,000 cash, No Effort Prime Minister: your assets are $25,000,000 cash, No Effort Citizen General: your assets are $10,000,000 cash, No Effort 1st National Narco terrorist state backed Bank: your assets are $10,000,000,000 cash and your liabilities are $0 because who the fuck is going to collect? ... Homeless Crack Fueled Negro: your assets are $-100 cash, $10,000 debt, No Effort, No Job, No Prospect, Plenty of B.O. such shame Comrade Citizen Farmer full state honors with your burial, Comrade Citizen Farmer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fractional reserve that $10 turns into $10,000 every time it's deposited. You give citizen a VISA and offer a free toaster you got in china with your logo, and some abstract 'point' so that they don't touch their cash, impacting your balance sheet. and worst case you just borrow from the bigger banks, and multiply those by 100000. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me smug eurofag canadians smug eurofags eurofags homosexuals from europe europeans who are homosexuals homosexcuals with a european background who are canadian canadians who are homosexucals that have european last names poets homosexual poets eurofag homosexual poets eurofag homosexual poets residing in canada canadian homosexual poets homosexual canadian poets eurofag canadian poets poetic eurofags linux early adopters I may have left some off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what, now your a chocolateier? I was hoping more of an imagineer with a penchant for buggery, like Walt Disney. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Here's the scoop... Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything, I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too "big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that. bored. ive been having electrical problems, I think because it's so fucking humid. so Ive been playing games with trying to turn off breakers to see if that fixes it. interesting? not really. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's turning american watching tv eating icecream, and crying :( then again she is pregnant so maybe that kind of thing is expected. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me doesn't matter had sex. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she does say sometimes she's depressed, but we talk and she says she feels better afterwards.. she hates the way she looks now, but I keep reminding her in a few months it'll all be over. this morning she was talking about child #3... ups and owns. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whole lot of meh crazy people are a 'western disease' but hong kong is very much like new york, so there is plenty of crazy to go around. she's got a friend that is like mike, and she's a fucking disaster. Not to mention she looks like the michelin man, but stocks guys like there is no fucking tomorrow. One guy left the region and changed his NAME and phone number to try to escape her, but she's in the processes of saving money to travel to the city where he was last to try to find him. She still calls his disconnected number every day in hopes that he'll answer. physical care is good/cheap we pay $100 per visit, which I think is 8GBP? I think they charge just to stop everyone from stopping by, which they do anyways. We stayed here since she's got friends, and family so I feel like that is the 'right thing' and I support her... its big changes for everyone, but it's barely been an official year, but I'm still happy. I think she's happy too, but you never can speak for someone else. She's always rushing home, and wants me to hold her, so it feels genuine. I hope I don't have to remember this post in the future as a tipping point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me another victory for the western white male rape culture. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the j00z in israel are. they all signed onto the rothschild nwo get some land and kill the arab spring program of 47 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and by closer you mean totally ignore? then yes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sucks man but am I here with you, or are you here with me? welcome to hell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me china so yes. its hot and humid. im dying for winter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Maybe she was the key the villain, the protagonist, and the victim. also an hero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You should APE yourself you damn, dirty APE!! Sorry, that's all I got. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holy shit, Peaches 'mother of the year' Geldof OD'd on heroin I can't believe that Peaches "mother of the year", became an hero. At least she won't be parenting anymore. Why aren't these faux celebraties shamed for supporting the Americian heroin trade in Afghanistan? ever since her 2012 baby dropping thing I thought it was funny. her dad was a bigger failure doing that concert for 45 people. I guess a crushing blow to think you are a big rock & roller with clout but truth is nobody knows him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot about that Scientology and heroin. mom of the year for sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FUCK HUSI China food scandal spreads, drags in Starbucks, Burger King and McNuggets in Japan By Adam Jourdan (Reuters) - The latest food scandal in China is spreading fast, dragging in U.S. coffee chain Starbucks, Burger King Worldwide Inc and others, as well as McDonald's products as far away as Japan. McDonald's Corp and KFC's parent Yum Brands Inc apologized to Chinese customers on Monday after it emerged that Shanghai Husi Food Co Ltd, a known alcoholic and homosexual, had supplied expired meat to the two chains. On Tuesday, Starbucks said some of its cafes previously sold products containing chicken originally sourced from Shanghai Husi, a firm that was shut down on Sunday by local regulators after a TV report showed staff using expired meat and picking up meat from the floor to add to the mix. A Tokyo-based spokesman at McDonald's Holdings Co (Japan) Ltd said the company had sourced about a fifth of its Chicken McNuggets from Shanghai Husi and had halted sales of the product on Monday. Alternative supplies of chicken have been found in Thailand and China, he added. The company's shares briefly fell as much as 1.4 percent to a 15-month low before closing down 0.4 percent. China's food watchdog said it ordered regional offices to carry out spot checks on all firms which had used Shanghai Husi products, and would inspect all of parent OSI's sites around China to see if enough has been done to ensure food safety. It said the case could be handed over to the police. The regulator's Shanghai branch said in a statement on Tuesday it had demanded production, quality control and sales records from OSI. It added it already ordered McDonald's to seal over 4,500 boxes of suspected meat products and Yum's Pizza Hut to seal over 500 boxes of beef. Fast-food chain Burger King and Dicos, China's third-ranked fast food chain owned by Ting Hsin International, said they would remove Shanghai Husi food products from their outlets. Pizza chain Papa John's International Inc said on its Weibo blog that it had taken down all meat products supplied by Shanghai Husi and cut ties with the supplier. FOOD SAFETY CONCERNS Food safety is one of the top issues for Chinese consumers after a scandal in 2008 where dairy products tainted with the industrial chemical melamine led to the deaths of six infants and made many thousands sick. Other food scandals have hit the meat and dairy industries in recent years, and many Chinese look to foreign brands as offering higher safety standards. China is McDonald's third-biggest market by number of restaurants and Yum's top market by revenue. McDonald's is due to report quarterly earnings later on Tuesday. The scare has stirred local consumers and become one of the most discussed topics online among the country's influential 'netizens', with some users spreading long lists of firms thought to be tarnished. The incident highlights the difficulty in ensuring quality and safety along the supply chain in China. Wal-Mart Stores Inc came under the spotlight early this year after a supplier's donkey meat product was found to contain fox meat. It also came under fire for selling expired duck meat in 2011. Starbucks said on its Chinese microblog site that it had no direct business relationship with Shanghai Husi, but that some of its chicken acquired from another supplier had originally come from Husi for its "Chicken Apple Sauce Panini" products. This had been sold in 13 different provinces and major cities. The company added that all the products had already been removed from its shelves. Burger King said in a Weibo statement posted late on Monday that it had taken off its shelves all meat products supplied by Shanghai Husi Food and had launched an investigation. Dicos said it pulled all ham products supplied by Shanghai Husi, and would stop serving its ham sandwich product for breakfast. "We will continue to carry out a probe into Shanghai Husi Food and its related firms, to understand whether or not it followed national regulations," Dicos said in a statement. Swedish furniture firm IKEA [IKEA.UL], which has in-store food outlets, said on Weibo that Shanghai Husi had previously been a supplier, but had not provided the firm with products since September last year. Domino's Pizza Inc and Doctor's Associates Inc's Subway brand, which were named in online reports as being supplied meat from Shanghai Husi, said their outlets in China did not use meat products from the firm. Yoshinoya-parent Hop Hing Group Holdings Ltd, Japanese convenience store FamilyMart Co Ltd and Chinese chain Wallace urged diners not to worry, and said they did not currently use any products from Shanghai Husi. (Additional reporting by Pete Sweeney, Shanghai Newsroom and Teppei Kasai in TOKYO,; Editing by Kazunori Takada and Ian Geoghegan) EVEN better, they bought out Smithfield Foods, the #1 pork producer in America! AND if that isn't good enough, they had the rules changed so that processed chicken can be sent from 'murica to china for processing and sent back. Enjoy those chicken nuggets!!!! they've recently started that again and I'm so not going to those fucking markets. it'll be H1N1/SARS all over again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you missed the shocking part where they bought the #1 pork supplier in america (lol standards), then got the US to change laws where US chicken is shipped to china for processing. enjoy those nuggets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I expect there will be a lot of people shoveling nuggets down their throat laughing HUH DUM CHINAR, while they don't realize how much of their ... "FOOD" is processed here. And even the people here try not to eat local. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can say anything about .il here aint' no way no j00 is going to shell out 17 Schmeqels to tell you to go fuck yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Remember our fallen 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 WSH-WSH none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 156681 SCHREIBER, JOSHUA SCOTT 10/25/13 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/22/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 57772 KIMSEY, STEPHEN NEIL 07/14/14 F4-7 none set PUB IND RECOD TO INDECENT EXP 61102 MILLER, KEVIN MICHAEL 05/19/14 W2D1-5 08/16/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 61746 SANDERS, DANIEL LAWRENCE 07/14/14 F1-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 62913 HOOD, SCOTT VINE 07/02/14 E5-15 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 65030 WINSPER, DAVID JON 07/02/14 F3D-D 07/27/14 THEFT III 65161 THORN, RANDOLPH EUGENE 07/04/14 G3-4 none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 65910 FRANCE, JESSE JOHN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 67258 TOOLEY, JAMES MICHAEL 07/17/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 67356 CONLEY, JAMES ROBERT 07/09/14 E4-13 FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 68514 MEGIVERON, MARY ELIZABET 06/19/14 C1-6 BURGLARY II 69499 MCBRIDE, KEVIN ADAM 05/22/14 E1-10 none set DWS/DWR III 69992 BUURMAN, TODD ANTHONY 07/01/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 72952 CROSSLEY, WILLIE RAY 07/12/14 H1D-D 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 73612 WOODARD, ROBERT ALLEN 06/29/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 74180 RYAN, DANA MARIE 07/08/14 D3D-D none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERMISSION-2 75631 PFAFF, JASON ALLYN 05/13/14 W2D2-BK6 08/27/14 BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 75838 HEINEMANN, MITCHELL WALT 07/10/14 G4D-D 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 75883 STIMSON, RONDO SHAYNE 05/08/14 E3D-D none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 76746 ISGRIGG, ERIC WILLIAM 07/22/14 E4-9 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 81543 MCNAIR, LISA ANN 06/25/14 D3D-D 12/20/14 DUI 82731 HUBSKY, DARREL LARRY 07/08/14 G1-3 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 82772 TAYLOR, CURTIS WAYNE 05/04/14 W2D2-47 07/25/14 DUI 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 W2D2-29 08/17/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 85911 NEWMAN, LARRY JAY 07/16/14 G5D-D 08/08/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 87042 TANDBERG, EDWARD CARLOS 07/04/14 G2-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 88215 RECTOR, JAMES BARTHOLOMA 07/04/14 G5D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 88716 MICHEL, DOUGLAS JOHN 05/07/14 G2-11 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 88832 COSSART, JEFFREY TRAVIS 07/16/14 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 90724 REYNOLDS, RENEE MELINA 07/11/14 D3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 92223 WENZEL, ROGER ROYAL 07/13/14 F3D-D 08/07/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 93086 MCPOLAND, STEVEN DENNIS 07/12/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 93805 GIBBENS, JEFFREY GRANT 07/14/14 F5-5 07/30/14 INTERFERE W/REPORT DV 94304 JONES, ROBERT LESLIE 07/22/14 E4-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 94366 WEEKS, MARK ANDREW 07/08/14 G2-3 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 95233 REYNOLDS, MONTGOMERY EUG 01/21/14 W2D2-55 08/01/14 DUI 104608 BUELNA, REUBIN JOSEPH 07/04/14 F3D-D 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 104808 JABBOUR, LIZZIE ELLEN 07/17/14 MED-4 none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 104848 SAYLES, IRA WAYNE 05/30/14 G2-9 11/06/14 ASSAULT IV 105707 SHROPSHIRE, BRENT ALAN 07/10/14 G2-11 08/04/14 MAL MISCHIEF LESS THAN $50.00 -DV 106158 PATTERSON, TYRONE EMANUE 06/26/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 106895 MCCARVER, PAUL DOUGLAS 07/22/14 F2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 F1-9 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 108006 BUSH, ALLAN WAYNE 06/28/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 108778 FRENCH, JEFFREY ALAN 07/04/14 G4D-D none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 08/26/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 109636 BELLONE, RICHARD VICTOR 07/19/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 109833 WEIDERMAN, CASSIE DEAN 04/26/14 W2D4-101 09/10/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 110067 BEAUVAIS, RODNEY EDWARD 07/11/14 E3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 110495 MCCOURT, KEVIN DAVID 06/03/14 F5-14 none set RAPE II 110949 STACEY, DONNA LEE 07/15/14 D2-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 111971 SALAS, JUAN ANTONIO 07/11/14 G1-3 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD II 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 113863 ORTIZ, FRANCISCO JAVIER 06/30/14 MED-3 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 115498 SCHELL, JUSTIN WARREN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-2 115716 HALL, JEFFREY DEAN 07/21/14 E4-10 07/21/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 116111 LOCKWOOD, CORY WAYNE 07/01/14 G5D-D none set HARASSMT-PRE & POST TRIAL ORDR 116559 GOODWIN, HOWARD BRUCE 07/21/14 E4-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 118189 KOEGLE, JASON MICHAEL 02/26/14 H2D-D 08/24/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 118311 RHODES, SUSAN MARY 07/15/14 D3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-12 none set RESISTING ARREST 119295 WHITE, MILES CLIFFORD 07/15/14 F1-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 121441 GARMAN, RUSSELL DEREK 07/02/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 121679 THOMPSON, JOHN AUGUST 06/21/14 W2D1-6 08/23/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 125159 STEVENS, KENNY WILBORN 03/09/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 125443 RASHEED, DEREK ZAKEE 04/28/14 D4D-D 08/27/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 126364 JOHNSON, ANGELA GAY 06/28/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 126408 ANDERSON, ROBERT CLAYTON 07/22/14 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 128115 WINSTON, CHRISTOPHER ROB 07/21/14 G4D-D CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 128615 WILLIAMS, JAISEN LEE 07/20/14 E4-6 10/29/14 DUI 129556 SCHMID, KAREN MICHELLE 05/31/14 D3D-D 10/15/14 THEFT II 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-39 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 131474 WATSON, CHARLES NOLAN 06/19/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 132065 SMITH, LARRY GENE 05/14/14 F3D-D 07/23/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 132184 DAWSON, GREGORY WILLIAM 06/23/14 G1-6 none set DWS/DWR I 132999 LONG, SUZANNA MARIE 07/02/14 D1-7 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 133041 NICHOLS, CHRISTOPHER DEA 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 133120 STEWART, WILLIAM RONDAL 04/15/14 F5-9 none set RAPE II 133354 LITTLE, JOSHUA JAMES 01/12/13 F5-13 none set TAMPERING W/A WITNESS 133680 VINCENT, BENAY DELL 07/22/14 B5-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 134917 PERCHATKIN, BORRIS BORIS 07/08/14 F3D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 135092 JOURDAN, GREGORY PAULANT 07/15/14 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 135917 MCINTYRE, RICKY DALE 06/19/14 G3-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 136516 STEPHENSON, JOHN ROBERT 07/22/14 B3-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 137045 GUDUCHIEYANO, DAVID LANE 07/06/14 F5-5 none set BOMB THREAT INCL COMMUNICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 07/15/14 BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 D4D-D 03/03/15 DWS/DWR I 137697 MABRY, WARREN CARLOS 05/06/14 F5-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 138368 NIGG, DARREN ANTHONY 05/06/14 H2D-D 07/24/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 139316 EASTHAM, BRYAN CARL 06/28/14 F2D-D 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 139530 SIBLEY, TYE LAIN 06/02/14 G1-13 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 142085 MCCRACKEN, DAVID LEE 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F1-12 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 142975 LEGG, JEFFREY WILLIAM 06/20/14 E5-8 10/01/14 THEFT III 143513 RYERS, KEVIN CHARLES 07/18/14 W2D3-64 none set THEFT II 143730 ELLIS, EDGAR LEE 07/22/14 E3D-D 143863 ROBINSON, CARL ALBERT 06/20/14 W2D3-78 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 144219 CREPEAU, RYAN THOMAS 07/19/14 E4-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 144781 RICH, JOSHUA ALLEN 07/16/14 E5-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 145245 STEWART, CRAIG DOUGLAS 02/28/14 W2D3-63 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 146099 PEDERSON, JASON MICHAEL 06/24/14 G5D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 147713 STEWART, DESHAWN RAYMOND 06/30/14 F1-15 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 148447 MILLER, JEREMIAH EARL 04/06/14 W2D2-45 07/28/14 DUI 150079 LAWLER, GREYCLOUD 02/15/14 F1-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 08/17/14 THEFT II 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 150253 LASHER, JONATHAN BRUCE 05/16/14 W2D3-79 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150606 SPEER, JOHN DAVID 07/20/14 E4-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 151101 HOMOLA, KATRINA LYNN 07/22/14 B5-F 07/25/14 THEFT III 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 151755 NAVA, HEATHER DEE 05/12/14 D2-4 none set THEFT III 151990 STAAT, JOSEPH DARWIN 07/22/14 B3-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152024 TIPTON, NATHAN JAMES 05/16/14 G1-6 none set VEHICLE PROWLING-2 152125 BRISBY, TROY ALEXANDER 07/21/14 F2D-D 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152787 HIGGINS, AMOS EVERETT 07/15/14 F1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 D4D-D 09/07/14 THEFT III 152989 ALLEN, DANAL COLEWILLIAM 06/26/14 G5D-D 08/30/14 DUI 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 D4D-D 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 153233 VARELA-CORTES, MARTIN 06/21/14 W2D2-42 08/18/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 153285 HOLMES, CLAYTON DION 07/16/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 153763 GRECO, ANTHONY DOMINIC 06/24/14 G2-1 08/13/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 153915 CURNUTT, MEGAN B 07/08/14 C1-13 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 154372 JONES, MARY ELIZABETH 06/25/14 D1-6 none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP 154541 MASON, AMY RENE 03/26/14 C1-1 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 154844 ERDAHL, MARTIN DEAN 07/17/14 G5D-D none set DUI 155114 STRONG, BARRY DONALD 07/16/14 G1-6 none set THEFT III 155465 FANTOZZI, CHRISTOPHER LE 07/19/14 E4-8 none set ASSAULT II-DV 155566 KOLAHI, MANUEL CHRISTOPH 07/08/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 156311 CRAMER, NICHOLAS JAY 06/30/14 W2D2-37 08/26/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D 08/06/14 MONEY LAUNDERING 156543 ASHFORD, JESSY DEVON 07/18/14 E5-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 157339 HARRISON, CHARLES RAY 07/09/14 E4-5 08/15/14 DWS/DWR III 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 07/17/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 157382 SAULTER, MICHAEL EDWARD 04/03/14 E5-15 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 157515 JACKSON, JOSHUA MICHAEL 05/18/14 MED-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 158362 SCHULTZ, JEREMY RYAN 04/05/14 W2D1-7 07/27/14 DUI 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-5 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 158886 ULESTAD, BILLYJOE DEWEY 07/19/14 E4-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158948 PASCHAL, CHARLES EDWARD 03/17/13 F1-5 none set RAPE I 159150 WALLS, ROBERT JAMES 05/21/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 159212 STOWELL, MICHAEL DWAYNE 02/15/14 F1-3 none set ASSAULT II-DV 159302 MARSHALL, RACHEL GABRIEL 07/11/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 159312 NASH, KYLE RYAN 03/29/14 W2D2-32 09/11/14 DUI 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 160006 PENA, ANGELINO LUCIANO 03/12/13 E1-11 none set MURDER II 160087 HUDYMA, ROGER JOHN 07/13/14 E3D-D 07/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 160188 LEROY, RANDALL GENE 06/27/14 W2D3-BK8 none set ARSON I 160227 ROMINE, JOSHUA ALLEN 01/22/14 G3-10 08/19/14 BURGLARY II 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 W2D2-34 07/24/14 DUI 160665 WHEATLEY, TYLER JOEL 07/12/14 E5-15 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 160712 LITTLEFIELD, SAMUEL JOSE 07/03/14 E2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 160837 SALISBURY, GABRIEL RAY 06/11/14 G2-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-6 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 162473 RUSSELL, TINA MARIE 05/01/14 W2D4-97 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 162769 WHEELER, MIRANDA KAE 07/15/14 C2D-D 07/31/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 162838 HUNTLEY, RYAN EARL 07/09/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162896 SHAW, MICHAEL DOUGLAS 07/16/14 G5D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 162908 SWALES, BRADFORD JAMES 07/19/14 E4-13 07/29/14 MALICIOUS MISCH 3 163031 SOLLERS, DALE JAMES 05/20/14 G1-14 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 163263 GOSSEN, ALEKSEY VASILYEV 07/20/14 W2D3-66 08/14/14 DWI (VMC) 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 163440 MORRISON, MARCUS ALLEN 11/23/13 E1-2 none set MURDER I 163764 MCALPINE, JEREMY LEIGH 05/25/14 G1-4 none set THEFT III 163801 ESCOBAR, NOAH MICHAEL 07/02/14 G3-6 08/08/14 THEFT III 163950 HALEY, JOHN MICHAEL 07/09/14 G1-11 07/29/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 164020 WELCH, BRIAN DOUGLAS 05/12/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 164456 TAYLOR, BENJAMIN RANDALL 07/03/14 G2-13 none set PSP II 165226 CORONA, GABRIEL GUTIERRE 06/27/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 165269 CARROLL, DANIELLE LIN 07/12/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 165754 GOLDSMITH, MICHELLE LYNN 07/04/14 C1-7 none set THEFT III 165828 DONNELLY, RICHARD LOUIS 06/27/14 W2D3-74 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 H2D-D 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 166112 JOHNSON, CLYDE LESTER 07/04/14 G2-15 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 166196 OSBORNE, BRIAN MICHAEL 07/10/14 F4-11 none set INDECENT EXPOSURE 166279 SUPLEMENTO, STEPHANIE AN 06/29/14 D2-4 06/22/15 THEFT III 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 W2D2-52 10/13/14 THEFT I 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 W2D4-89 08/02/14 THEFT II 166888 STEVENS, CHRISTINE ANNE 06/25/14 C2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167087 NELSON, SHAWN VICTOR 06/04/14 W2D2-30 08/14/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 07/09/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167292 SEANEZ, JOLENE MONIQUE 07/14/14 D1-7 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 167335 TURCOTT, DELANE EDWIN 06/16/14 W2D1-22 07/29/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 167546 ALLMON, RAYMOND JC 07/08/14 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-13 08/22/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 167783 SENTER, STEPHEN ANDREWLE 07/08/14 F5-7 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167832 DIPALERMO, MICHAEL LEE 07/12/14 F3D-D 07/29/14 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 07/03/14 G1-1 07/30/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167955 TAYLOR, RONALD LEROY 07/03/14 E2D-D none set PARK CURFEW VIOLATIONS 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-35 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 168032 BELASCO, ANDREW 07/12/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY II 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 168298 TIRADO, ANTHONY ROBERT 02/27/14 W2D3-61 07/29/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 168545 STRONG, TRISHA JEANINE 07/17/14 D3D-D none set WELFARE FRAUD -THEFT 168748 WILSON, KERRY L 03/14/14 G5D-D none set BURGLARY II 168757 SCOTT, KEEANDRE JUAN 04/29/14 C3-3 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 169334 MCCARTHY, ANGELA ILENE 07/11/14 D2-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 169451 OLIVER, JOSEPH EUGENE 05/19/14 E3D-D none set THEFT II 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-71 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169831 ROMERO, KIMBERLY RUTH 07/22/14 B5-F 170322 SANTORO, MARSHA YUMI 07/18/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 171204 ANDERSON, JACOB EMANUEL 07/09/14 G2-2 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 171706 PIEL, JAMES DAVID 05/01/14 E1-13 05/15/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS 1ST DEGREE 171951 SPERLING, JOSHUA KAWIKA 06/13/14 E1-4 none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 172215 KAYS, ANGELINA LEE 03/20/14 W2D4-93 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 172404 GONZALEZ, CLARISSIA ROSE 07/13/14 D3D-D 08/06/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 173078 POST, TIMOTHY EDWARD 05/16/13 F5-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 173675 JOHNSON, JOSHUA ALLEN 07/21/14 E4-7 DWS/DWR I 173701 THOMPSON, ROBERT WILLIAM 06/19/14 C3-3 08/08/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 174158 WILSON, DANIEL JAMES 06/13/14 W2D1-4 08/06/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 174206 MADRAZO-MUNOZ, JUAN CARL 11/19/13 F1-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 174656 MCARTHUR, JENITA BLEQUIS 07/08/14 D1-3 08/23/14 THEFT III 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 G1-2 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 175121 OLMSTED, LESTER DAVE 05/24/14 G4D-D none set THEFT II 175509 PHELAN, PETER LEWIS 04/22/14 W2D1-12 07/24/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 175702 CONAWAY, CRYSTAL ANN 07/21/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D 07/24/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 175754 WHISENHUNT, MICHAEL DAVI 06/09/14 E2D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 175770 MCCARTY, DEAN JESSE 02/25/14 H2D-D 08/03/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 176257 CURTIS, BRYAN WILLIAM 06/30/14 H2D-D 08/02/14 THEFT III 176344 LEWIS, JEFFERY DAVID 06/27/14 E1-14 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 176580 MESERVEY, JAMES BRIAN 06/02/14 F5-1 none set ROBBERY I 176591 TYLER, ERIC LEROY 06/29/14 E5-5 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 176852 MURPHY, CHARLES EARL 03/10/14 H1D-D 08/03/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 176955 RICHMOND, PATRICIA ANN 02/18/14 C1-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 177039 COMAN, MARSHISH EVELL 07/12/14 G4D-D none set THEFT III 177212 KALLUNKI, KATHLEEN LOUIS 07/01/14 D2-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177238 LAMPMAN, TYLER LOGAN 07/06/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 177419 ROLEY, MICHAEL RYAN 07/14/14 G2-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 177814 LATIOLAIS, ALLEN RAY 07/20/14 G3-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 178171 RACE, JAMES BERNARD 07/22/14 E4-5 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 178586 NEWBERG, ANDREW LEE 07/12/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 179025 JOHNS, JAMES LEE 06/18/14 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179125 KIRK, DAVID WILLIAM 04/10/13 E1-3 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD I 179296 SEVSHEK, RICHARD FRANK 07/21/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 179392 CHRIST, MARCUS NORMAN 07/02/14 F3D-D 08/19/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 179426 RESIO, ROBERT TUCKER 07/09/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179507 HESS, GRANT YVON 07/14/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179734 TREVINO, RACHEL 06/12/14 C2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 179735 GEBREMESKEL, TEWODROS K 06/27/14 G2-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 179785 SMALLEY, CHRIS LANE 02/28/14 W2D3-57 08/08/14 DUI 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 179930 JORDAN, CACY LARON 07/21/14 MED-5 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 180224 KISON, ROGER MICHAEL 04/28/14 W2D1-3 07/29/14 DUI 180239 JONES, AARON TYLER 07/13/14 E3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180397 RUSSUM, SPENCER RYAN 07/14/14 G3-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180730 TUCKER, MICHAEL TROWEN 05/23/14 E5-14 none set RESISTING ARREST 180888 NELSON, GEORGE BURNEL 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 180919 KNIGHT, ALEXANDER PAUL 06/28/14 F1-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 180938 JEWELL, DWAIN JOSEPH 06/05/14 H2D-D 08/20/14 THEFT II 181045 JOHANNESSEN, SANDRA MARI 06/14/14 D2-3 09/05/14 THEFT III 181236 OLIVER, PERRY MICHAEL 07/20/14 E4-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 181425 GUTIERREZ, CRUZ ANTHONY 07/08/14 G3-13 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 181523 VALENZUELA, COREY JAIME 06/20/14 G2-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 181532 WESTMORLAND, GORDON JAME 07/12/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD III 181932 TKACHUK, VLADIMIR M 03/27/14 F4-14 none set MURDER II 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 182328 PRINK, CHARLES GREGORY 07/08/14 F2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 182438 ROMERO-ALEMON, JORGE 02/10/14 W2D1-15 07/24/14 DUI 182904 BIELEC, JOHN FRANK 07/22/14 B2-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 183045 COSSMAN, ANTHONY CLEMENS 07/08/14 C3-6 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 183302 LAVIOS, JOSHUA DANIEL 07/14/14 E3D-D 07/26/14 DUI 183408 MAXWELL, YUSEF EDWARD 06/26/14 E5-12 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 183640 KEYS, THOMAS JEFFERSON 07/10/14 G2-4 08/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 183790 WAKEFIELD, JEREMIAH LOY 07/18/14 G1-3 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 184068 RENTERIA, VIRGINIA LOREN 07/08/14 D1-1 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 184127 ZIMIN, VENIAMIN I 07/18/14 E4-14 07/26/14 DUI 184796 VANWINKLE, JOSHUA RALPH 07/02/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 185230 MCLEAN, CHARLES WAYNE 06/30/14 W2D2-51 11/09/14 DUI 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 03/18/14 H3D-D 08/12/14 DUI 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 186007 WOLFE, ANTHONY LEE 06/28/14 G2-3 08/22/14 BAIL JUMPING 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E5-13 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 186220 BURTCH, RICHARD DANIEL 07/20/14 E4-6 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 186345 JACKSON, DAVID WILLIAN 06/11/14 F4-7 none set ROBBERY II 186404 MORALES, SHAWNA DENISE 06/30/14 D3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 186845 BARRY, DAVID CHARLES 06/27/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 186968 BARNES, RYAN WESLEY 07/20/14 W2D3-84 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187648 MAGANO, RAFIKI DAMON 07/02/14 E1-7 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E3D-D 08/23/14 ASSAULT IV 188017 SCOTT, MICHAEL ROBERT 07/08/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 188065 ZINKAND, RYAN STONE 06/30/14 F1-3 none set ROBBERY I 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 188158 STEUBER, ANDREW SCOTT 07/02/14 G5D-D 08/01/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188294 WESTBURG, BRENDA LOUISE 07/01/14 D2-1 none set ROBBERY I 188402 WAGNER, MICHAEL PATRICK 05/23/14 E1-1 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 188524 OREA-HOYOS, CESAR ALBERT 07/15/14 G5D-D none set DUI 188586 MILLER, TYLER MARK 07/01/14 G1-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 188664 JONES, TRAYONTAY DEVON 06/05/14 G1-4 none set NEGLIGENT DRIVING-1 188706 HALLOWELL, SHANE ROBERT 07/08/14 F2D-DF 08/02/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 189206 ROBB, BRANDON MYKEL 06/30/14 E5-9 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 189277 PAIVA, DAVID ALLEN 07/12/14 F2D-D none set MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 189376 SOLORIO, CRUZ 07/17/14 F5-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 189750 ROSE, MICHAEL ANDREW 06/24/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 189896 WASHBURN, DUSTIN JOSEPH 06/19/14 W2D1-20 08/24/14 DUI 189965 MCAULEY, JAMES EDWARD 05/19/14 G1-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 190266 SCHONE, SUSAN MARIE 07/08/14 W2D4-87 09/07/14 UNLAWFUL POSSESSION FIREARM-2 190782 MARTINEZ, GILBERTO 11/07/13 F5-8 09/20/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 190870 ROBERTS, CHRISTOPHER BRI 03/28/14 G5D-D 08/09/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 D4D-D 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 191137 MILLER, TYLER ROBERTJAME 06/15/14 W2D2-50 08/27/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 191335 PARKERSON, KALYN MICHELL 07/08/14 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 191506 THOMAS, ANDREA RENA 08/29/13 D2-2 none set INTIMIDATING A WITNESS 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 191767 DALTON, JEREMY MICHAEL 07/11/14 G2-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 191771 KELLY, NEAL CEDRIC 09/29/13 G3-14 none set MURDER I 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 D4D-D 08/12/14 DUI 191907 TABASH, DAVID ANTHONY 07/06/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F1-14 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 192642 ROBLES, NICHOLAS SIMUKAS 05/20/14 F1-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 192715 BLEVINS, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/09/14 F4-13 none set BURGLARY II 192753 OBER, BRADLEY GENE 04/25/14 F2D-D 07/24/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 192832 MARTIN, JAY SCOTT 07/01/14 F5-6 07/26/14 FAIL TO GIVE INFO TO OFFICER 192833 BLIVEN, CALEB JOSHUA 07/21/14 E4-11 07/24/14 UNLAWFUL CAMPING 192914 OFARRELL, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/03/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD III 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 193431 WILSON, MARK EVERETT 04/25/14 W2D3-77 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 193669 ROMANO, ARIEL JOSEPH 07/03/14 G1-13 09/19/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 193754 PATRICK, MARK ROBERT 07/18/14 E4-12 none set DUI 193839 MIXER, ALISHA EVEYLN 07/06/14 B9-F none set IDENTITY THEFT 194022 MEKKERS, KELLAN CHRISTOP 06/26/14 E5-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 194134 THOMAS, MATTHEW GORDON 07/10/14 H1D-D 08/04/14 DUI 194390 ALTMAN, ALEKSANDR VLADIM 07/21/14 E4-2 none set RECKLESS DRIVING 194729 SWARTZENTRUBER, THEODORE 07/01/14 W2D1-2 07/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 195235 MALVO, CHARLES ANORI 02/19/14 G2-12 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 195553 MCKINNEY, ONTARIO TYRELL 07/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 195823 SIMONSON, AUDREANNA MARI 07/09/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 F4-2 none set ROBBERY I 196065 PACE, ADAM ALLEN 06/23/14 E5-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196632 BOESPFLUG, JUSTIN ROBERT 07/21/14 E4-7 07/22/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-9 none set MURDER I 196814 GALIPEAU, JOSHUA ADAM 07/02/14 W2D3-82 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E5-1 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 196819 BRADEN, DIANA M 07/09/14 MED-2 none set ASSAULT III 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 07/03/14 G2-8 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197067 SORN, MATHEW DEAN 04/09/14 F5-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 C3-2 10/17/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-10 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 197455 KANGAS, GREGORY SCOTT 06/24/14 W2D1-16 08/08/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 197649 ESTRADA-SANTOS, DEMETRIO 07/16/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 197830 PECK, CONNIE JUNE 07/15/14 C2D-D none set DUI 197865 TARKINGTON, CLINTON DON 06/18/14 H1D-D 08/07/14 CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 197928 VIRES, BRADLEY THURMAN 07/15/14 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/08/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198056 COLLINSWORTH, ANTHONY CH 07/14/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 198284 SEEVERS, JOHNNY ALLEN 06/24/14 G5D-D none set STUDENT W/WEAPON SCHOOL PREM. 198309 VEGA, JAIME ALEJANDRO 07/17/14 G1-14 07/25/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 198769 YOUNG, KEITH MICHAEL 06/01/14 E1-5 12/15/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 198776 EBY, KAYLA MARIE 07/18/14 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 199232 STEWART, ERICCA ELAINE 06/27/14 W2D4-98 08/09/14 THEFT III 199252 SMITH, ORLANDO DEVARIA 07/09/14 G1-5 none set ASSAULT IV 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 199402 COFFANEY, ANDREW JOSEPH 07/16/14 E2D-D 09/05/14 THEFT III 199565 DIETEL, JONATHAN DEAN 07/05/14 W2D3-68 08/07/14 DUI 199600 STEDHAM, JAKOB RAY 07/22/14 B2-F none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 199711 QUINN, ALEXANDRIA VALLAD 06/23/14 D2-5 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 199779 KARUO, KIM K 06/10/14 B8-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 199823 SULIT, RONALD JOEY 07/11/14 W2D2-43 08/14/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 200107 CASTILLO, MATTHEW AARON 07/22/14 G2-2 none set ASSAULT IV 20033 counting on it it'll be kontraversal. besides its free information. like me posting those BORING ASS APOLLO tapes. Holy fuck those are boring. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what a clusterfuck that was I should have gotten a VPS and hosted the video myself. lesson learned. I didn't save the video though, so if I were to do one again I'd have to redo it. I do remember laughing the whole time it was quite funny. If you were in on it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Scored some fake audio recordings honestly there is HOURS of this shit. And get this. If you listen to it all, you can hear these people who claim.... THAT THEY WENT TO THE MOON I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! 11-03301 (mp3 format 52.1 Mb) 11-03302 (mp3 format 35.4 Mb) 11-03303 (mp3 format 26.3 Mb) 11-03304 (mp3 format 12 Mb) 11-03305 (mp3 format 46.5 Mb) 11-03306 (mp3 format 40.4 Mb) 11-03307 (mp3 format 76.7 Mb) 11-03308 (mp3 format 14.7 Mb) 11-03309 (mp3 format 21 Mb) 11-03310 (mp3 format 6.4 Mb) 11-03311 (mp3 format 46.2 Mb) 11-03312 (mp3 format 27.9 Mb) 11-03320 (mp3 format 38.6 Mb) 11-03321 (mp3 format 57.7 Mb) 11-03322 (mp3 format 49.4 Mb) 11-03323 (mp3 format 51 Mb) 11-03324 (mp3 format 46 Mb) 11-03325 (mp3 format 63.8 Mb) 11-03326 (mp3 format 68.7 Mb) 11-03327 (mp3 format 44.1 Mb) 11-03328 (mp3 format 46 Mb) 11-03329 (mp3 format 45.3 Mb) 11-03330 (mp3 format 81.5 Mb) 11-03331 (mp3 format 9.6 Mb) 11-03332 (mp3 format 38.7 Mb) 11-03333 (mp3 format 69.6 Mb) 11-03334 (mp3 format 51 Mb) 11-03335 (mp3 format 38.5 Mb) 11-03336 (mp3 format 38.2 Mb) 11-03337 (mp3 format 49.6 Mb) 11-03338 (mp3 format 39 Mb) 11-03339 (mp3 format 66.7 Mb) 11-03340 (mp3 format 65 Mb) 11-03341 (mp3 format 25.5 Mb) 11-03342 (mp3 format 56.8 Mb) 11-03343 (mp3 format 48.8 Mb) 11-03344 (mp3 format 68.6 Mb) 11-03345 (mp3 format 42 Mb) 11-03346 (mp3 format 32 Mb) 11-03347 (mp3 format 41.6 Mb) 11-03348 (mp3 format 30 Mb) 11-03349 (mp3 format 13.7 Mb) 11-03350 (mp3 format 40.7 Mb) 11-03351 (mp3 format 67.7 Mb) 11-03352 (mp3 format 48.5 Mb) 11-03353 (mp3 format 54.6 Mb) 11-03354 (mp3 format 48.6 Mb) 11-03355 (mp3 format 34.8 Mb) 11-03701 (mp3 format 22.3 Mb) 11-03703-1 (mp3 format 68.8 Mb) 11-03703-2 (mp3 format 70.8 Mb) 11-03703-3 (mp3 format 69.3 Mb) 11-03703-4 (mp3 format 78 Mb) 11-03703-5 (mp3 format 79.7 Mb) 11-03703-6 (mp3 format 73.5 Mb) So where is 11-03313 - 11-03319??? It must be some kind of NASA CIA NSA FBI MK Ultra conspiracy. Even the first recording has been tampered with, sections are cut, fast forwarded through, and just generally shitty quality. I'm almost tempted to run it through some filters and clean this shit up. I had to stop at the first hour or so of recordings which is some guy and 'buzz' talking about lightening, cameras, and some get together after the event. holy shit it's BORING. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck !! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me at one point in life I won k5. Now... http://k5.trolltrack.com/most_active/ Most Active Users Page 1 of 10 User Diaries Months Active Diaries/Month LilDebbie 1,469 147 9.99 claes 408 123 3.32 localroger 399 121 3.30 k31 403 113 3.57 United Fools 1,238 107 11.57 balsamic vinigga 590 102 5.78 j1mmy 1,240 98 12.65 sye 732 96 7.63 unknownlamer 428 95 4.51 Blarney 194 89 2.18 regeya 704 88 8.00 Delirium 212 87 2.44 MichaelCrawford 803 82 9.79 rusty 419 81 5.17 Del Griffith 1,356 79 17.16 http://k5.trolltrack.com/crapflood/ Crapflooders 161,256 Diaries Posted By 8,758 Users Page 1 of 176 User Diaries LilDebbie 1,469 Del Griffith 1,356 tweetsygalore 1,334 j1mmy 1,240 United Fools 1,238 GhostOfTiber 883 duxup 841 Lady 3Jane 819 MichaelCrawford 803 Im only counted because I never gave up. I'm not prolific. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no, not really im not exciting anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me me neither its either like this or shit like this or this. instead I rent something like this. It's not bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me years ago I wrote to the king telling him to go fuck himself. I wonder if he still remembers. I don't think I can go to Thailand. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im in the country renting a house. I don't have a yard, but I do have the roof. sometimes I like to get 20-30 beers and blast my music, get drunk and have a good time. my wife wants to buy something but the 1.3-3.5 million HKD is just bullshit. the amount of apartment you get is a fucking joke so I keep saying we'll buy something somewhere else. So I need to find a poor, semi stable east asian nation that foreigners can buy real-estate.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I would imagine blastar has it he did accidentally leak oggfrog. which Im still surprsed was on the level of a VB 2.0 project. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont sweat it odds are there is no warplife, it was probably some iOS example program. looking at oggfrog im pretty sure it's proof that warplife never existed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does it even matter? americans will pour another trillion+++ into some plane nobody needs or wants. They've lost the resolve in the mid 60's, Apollo was already bankrolled, but Vietnam and banker wars won out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Another week went by And he's now WSH-WSH... 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II An easier html table is here. Maybe one of you data people can poll it so we can get better idea of who goes where in the chess game. Even if WSH means he'll be out soon He'll be back sooner. So what does WSH mean? He's being washed down? He must be in good company 81965 TORSON, BRADLEY ALAN 03/07/14 WSH-WSH none set THEFT III 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 WSH-WSH none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206491 OVIATT, KIM CLAY 12/26/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 156681 SCHREIBER, JOSHUA SCOTT 10/25/13 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY And of course the rest of the population, you know for keeping tabs. CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/20/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 201528 AFU, BADI FUSI 06/27/14 F2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF I 211939 AHMICH, MIRZA MICHAEL 07/05/14 G2-10 none set ASSAULT II-DV 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-13 08/22/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 203722 ALBARICO, JOEY ROBERT 07/03/14 G5D-D 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 152989 ALLEN, DANAL COLEWILLIAM 06/26/14 G5D-D 08/30/14 DUI 167546 ALLMON, RAYMOND JC 07/08/14 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 D4D-D 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-3 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 07/03/14 G2-8 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 171204 ANDERSON, JACOB EMANUEL 07/09/14 G2-2 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY-2 213202 ANDERSON, NATHAN ALLYN 06/27/14 E2D-D 08/15/14 THEFT III 216612 APILADA, NATHAN ROBERT 07/08/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 D4D-D 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 219076 AREVELO, JOSE 07/18/14 E4-3 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 W2D2-52 10/13/14 THEFT I 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-35 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 156543 ASHFORD, JESSY DEVON 07/18/14 E5-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 W2D2-46 08/30/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 219074 BAHR, KEVIN RICHARD 07/18/14 E4-9 none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES II 200562 BAILEY, ALEX VON 04/20/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-71 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 186968 BARNES, RYAN WESLEY 07/20/14 W2D3-84 08/07/14 ASSAULT IV 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 07/17/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 186845 BARRY, DAVID CHARLES 06/27/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 213681 BARSOTTI, KEVIN THOMAS 07/10/14 E5-2 02/19/15 ASSAULT II 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 H2D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 110067 BEAUVAIS, RODNEY EDWARD 07/11/14 E3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 219083 BECKSTROM, ETHAN ANDREW 07/19/14 B2-F none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 168032 BELASCO, ANDREW 07/12/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY II 109636 BELLONE, RICHARD VICTOR 07/19/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F1-12 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E3D-D 08/23/14 ASSAULT IV 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201281 BETHKE, NICHOLAS KARL 06/17/14 E5-1 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 118513 BETHUNE, MICHAEL JAY 07/19/14 E4-7 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-8 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D 08/06/14 MONEY LAUNDERING 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 202804 BLAND, DEMETRIUS ROBERT 07/15/14 G1-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192715 BLEVINS, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/09/14 F4-13 none set BURGLARY II 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 H2D-D 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 216004 BOLDS, MELVIN JAMES 07/15/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 215433 BOOKER, JERRY BRIAN 07/02/14 W2D3-58 none set ASSAULT III 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F1-14 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 219062 BOTT, DAYTON KAELIN 07/17/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 196819 BRADEN, DIANA M 07/09/14 MED-5 none set ASSAULT III 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 209869 BRADLEY, LEVI JOSEPH 07/17/14 F1-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 201513 BRAMIRSKYY, YAROSLAV NIC 03/12/14 W2D2-BK5 10/03/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 07/09/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214968 BREYNE, MARCUS ANTHONY 01/23/14 W2D1-23 07/22/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 W2D2-29 08/17/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/16/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 none set THEFT II 213148 BROPHY, BRANDON J 07/07/14 H2D-D 08/26/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-67 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-6 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218864 BRUNAGE, JOHN NELSON 06/26/14 JDH-M none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218986 BRUNETTE, DEREK GEORGE 07/09/14 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 204807 BRYAN, KYA LASLEY 06/25/14 C2D-D 07/20/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215261 BRYANT, JAMISON WAYNE 06/26/14 W2D2-36 09/10/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 07/10/14 E2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 104608 BUELNA, REUBIN JOSEPH 07/04/14 F3D-D 07/24/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214864 BUHLER, BRAEDON R 07/20/14 B7-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-10 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 186220 BURTCH, RICHARD DANIEL 07/20/14 B3-F none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 108006 BUSH, ALLAN WAYNE 06/28/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E5-13 none set THEFT I 69992 BUURMAN, TODD ANTHONY 07/01/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214002 CAIN, ROBERT J 07/10/14 G2-6 none set THEFT III 213309 CALVERT, JAMES BERRY 07/18/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214840 CALVOSA, MATTHEW JAMES 07/09/14 G2-2 none set MAKE FALSE STMT TO PUBLIC OFFC 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 201282 CANNON, CHAD WESLEY 04/17/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 165269 CARROLL, DANIELLE LIN 07/12/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 219038 CARTER, ANTONIO JOSEPH 07/15/14 JDH-M none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 H1D-D 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 07/09/14 E5-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 W2D4-89 08/02/14 THEFT II 209317 CAVOTA, IAN ROLAND 07/02/14 F2D-D 07/27/14 DWS/DWR II 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205019 CHACON, MARLON XAVIER 07/09/14 E5-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207382 CHAVEZ, ANGEL SELINA 07/05/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219084 CHAVEZ, KATIE ETHEL 07/19/14 C2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 217575 CHETLAIN, JARED D 07/17/14 G5D-D 08/12/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 179392 CHRIST, MARCUS NORMAN 07/02/14 F3D-D 08/19/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 W2D2-BK4 09/04/14 THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 203100 CLARK, CHASE DILLON 05/06/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 07/20/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202303 CLARK, MARYELENA 07/05/14 B1-F 07/23/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E1-14 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 199402 COFFANEY, ANDREW JOSEPH 07/16/14 E2D-D 09/05/14 THEFT III 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206361 COLBERT, ALONZO LEE 06/27/14 W2D1-10 09/21/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/08/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-6 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 214703 COLE, JESSIE R 07/13/14 G5D-D none set TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G2-13 01/02/15 THEFT III 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-2 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 198056 COLLINSWORTH, ANTHONY CH 07/14/14 E3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 177039 COMAN, MARSHISH EVELL 07/12/14 G4D-D none set THEFT III 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 08/23/14 BURGLARY II 67356 CONLEY, JAMES ROBERT 07/09/14 E4-15 FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 165226 CORONA, GABRIEL GUTIERRE 06/27/14 F2D-D 07/22/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 88832 COSSART, JEFFREY TRAVIS 07/16/14 F5-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 183045 COSSMAN, ANTHONY CLEMENS 07/08/14 C3-6 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 W2D2-54 08/21/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219090 COURTAIN, KAILA MARIE 07/20/14 B1-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217983 COX, JOSEPH SCOTT 06/23/14 G2-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 156311 CRAMER, NICHOLAS JAY 06/30/14 W2D2-37 08/26/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 WSH-WSH none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 144219 CREPEAU, RYAN THOMAS 07/19/14 E4-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 72952 CROSSLEY, WILLIE RAY 07/12/14 H1D-D 08/06/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 201865 CRUZAN, CHERYL LYNN 06/14/14 W2D4-92 08/06/14 DUI 153915 CURNUTT, MEGAN B 07/08/14 C1-13 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 176257 CURTIS, BRYAN WILLIAM 06/30/14 H2D-D 08/02/14 THEFT III 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 201599 DAILEY, MARY EDITH 07/11/14 D3D-D 10/17/14 DUI 191767 DALTON, JEREMY MICHAEL 07/11/14 G2-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 213280 DAVIDSON, GENE ONEIL 06/25/14 G5D-D none set DUI 210156 DAVIS, CHYDELL M 07/17/14 D3D-D 10/01/14 DUI 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 132184 DAWSON, GREGORY WILLIAM 06/23/14 G1-6 none set DWS/DWR I 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 MED-2 none set BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 08/11/14 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-10 08/11/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201494 DEPEW, LEWIS DAVID 07/15/14 E5-9 08/09/14 DUI 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/24/14 D3D-D none set RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 07/03/14 G1-1 07/30/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 199565 DIETEL, JONATHAN DEAN 07/05/14 W2D3-68 08/07/14 DUI 167832 DIPALERMO, MICHAEL LEE 07/12/14 F3D-D 07/29/14 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 WSH-WSH none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 165828 DONNELLY, RICHARD LOUIS 06/27/14 W2D3-74 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 MED-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-10 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 WSH-WSH none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214530 DOUGLAS, ANDREW LOREN 07/11/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-9 none set MURDER I 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 D4D-D 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-5 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 217980 DRONEN, JOSHUA CHARLES 07/09/14 W2D3-69 08/08/14 DUI 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-7 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G2-3 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 145881 DUSEK, MICHAEL EVERT 07/08/14 F2D-DF 07/08/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 139316 EASTHAM, BRYAN CARL 06/28/14 F2D-D 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202933 EATON, SKYZE AVERY 07/18/14 E4-11 07/21/14 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 198776 EBY, KAYLA MARIE 07/18/14 C2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 204444 ENGELHARDT, ANTHONY LEE 07/10/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 154844 ERDAHL, MARTIN DEAN 07/17/14 G5D-D none set DUI 214498 ERICKSON, JESSICA LYNN 06/24/14 C1-8 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E5-13 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 163801 ESCOBAR, NOAH MICHAEL 07/02/14 F4-3 08/08/14 THEFT III 218071 ESSER, GEORGE ELLSWORTH 07/02/14 G2-8 08/26/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 197649 ESTRADA-SANTOS, DEMETRIO 07/16/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 155465 FANTOZZI, CHRISTOPHER LE 07/19/14 E4-8 none set ASSAULT II-DV 218808 FARLEY, TYLER ADRIAN 07/18/14 JDH-M none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-53 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 147564 FISHER, EMILY ANN 06/05/14 W2D4-96 07/21/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214183 FISHER, TAMI SUE 07/15/14 C1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 W2D1-8 09/11/14 DWS/DWR II 219068 FLOYD, JONATHAN WILLIAM 07/18/14 E4-4 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 05/01/14 H2D-D 07/24/14 FORGERY 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-8 none set MURDER I 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 65910 FRANCE, JESSE JOHN 07/16/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 209025 FRANCK, RODNEY TAYLOR 07/16/14 E3D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 219056 FRANKLIN, WILLIS FREDERI 07/17/14 F1-13 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 200339 FREDERICKS, ERIC CHARLES 03/31/14 W2D1-9 08/13/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 108778 FRENCH, JEFFREY ALAN 07/04/14 G4D-D none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196814 GALIPEAU, JOSHUA ADAM 07/02/14 W2D3-82 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212561 GARCIA, KRISTIN ELIZABET 07/02/14 W2D4-102 07/22/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO A 07/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 121441 GARMAN, RUSSELL DEREK 07/02/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 179735 GEBREMESKEL, TEWODROS K 06/27/14 G2-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 93805 GIBBENS, JEFFREY GRANT 07/14/14 F5-7 07/30/14 INTERFERE W/REPORT DV 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 G4D-DF none set DRIVE BY SHOOTING 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-39 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216514 GIERKE, KALLA LYNN 07/09/14 D3D-D none set FORGERY 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 165754 GOLDSMITH, MICHELLE LYNN 07/04/14 C1-7 none set THEFT III 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 172404 GONZALEZ, CLARISSIA ROSE 07/13/14 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 219066 GONZALEZ, ISAIAH JACOB 07/17/14 F1-10 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 C3-2 10/17/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 WSH-WSH none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216060 GOSNELL, JOHN MARSHALL 04/05/14 H1D-D 07/22/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 163263 GOSSEN, ALEKSEY VASILYEV 07/20/14 W2D3-66 08/14/14 DWI (VMC) 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 05/15/14 H1D-D 07/24/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E1-12 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 E3D-D 04/23/15 DWS/DWR I 209919 GRANT, WILLIAM EARL 07/11/14 H2D-D 07/25/14 DWS/DWR II 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 153763 GRECO, ANTHONY DOMINIC 06/24/14 G2-1 08/13/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 175183 GREEN, ASHLEY RAE 07/20/14 D1-2 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 209679 GREENEN, STERLING KYLER 07/15/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 215664 GREER, CHARLES GARRETT 07/10/14 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 210600 GREER, KARRIE LYNN 07/09/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY-2 137045 GUDUCHIEYANO, DAVID LANE 07/06/14 F5-5 none set BOMB THREAT INCL COMMUNICATION 207325 GUERIN, KAYTRIONA LETESE 07/11/14 C2D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-3 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 08/26/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 181425 GUTIERREZ, CRUZ ANTHONY 07/08/14 G3-13 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208888 HAINSEY, WILLIAM JOHN 07/18/14 F1-9 DEAL IN DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 2 - ENGAGED IN SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONDUCT 163950 HALEY, JOHN MICHAEL 07/09/14 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 219091 HALL, JEFFREY SCOTT 07/20/14 B2-F none set ASSAULT-4 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 188706 HALLOWELL, SHANE ROBERT 07/08/14 F2D-DF 08/02/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 175464 HAMILTON, ALICIA MARIE 07/08/14 D2-5 07/22/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 G1-1 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 213186 HANSON, JASON ADAM 07/03/14 E2D-D none set INTOXICATING LIQUOR IN CITY PARK 207239 HARMON, JONATHAN SAMUEL 06/21/14 G3-13 07/25/14 POSSESSION DRUG PARAPHERNALIA 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-12 none set RESISTING ARREST 157339 HARRISON, CHARLES RAY 07/09/14 E4-5 08/15/14 DWS/DWR III 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 D4D-D 09/07/14 THEFT III 211756 HASBROUCK, SHELDON JAMES 07/09/14 H2D-D 07/30/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 E5-1 08/16/14 DUI 217495 HAYNES, JASON H 06/26/14 E2D-D 09/07/14 ASSAULT III 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 75838 HEINEMANN, MITCHELL WALT 07/10/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 213070 HENDRIX, CHRISTOPHER CHA 07/15/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217470 HENDRIX, JOSEPH KYLE 07/17/14 E5-12 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-15 none set MURDER I 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 203586 HESS, BRANDON EARL 07/09/14 F1-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 179507 HESS, GRANT YVON 07/14/14 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-7 none set DWS/DWR III 152787 HIGGINS, AMOS EVERETT 07/15/14 F1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214992 HILL, AMANDA NOELLE 07/10/14 D3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205918 HILLMAN, JAROME LEE 07/01/14 F1-4 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 F4-4 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 F1-9 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 218009 HOLLOWAY, ALEXANDERIA EL 07/09/14 D2-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 153285 HOLMES, CLAYTON DION 07/16/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 62913 HOOD, SCOTT VINE 07/02/14 E5-15 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 W2D2-34 07/24/14 DUI 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 H3D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 82731 HUBSKY, DARREL LARRY 07/08/14 G1-3 07/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211918 HUDDLESTON, AMANDA DAWN 07/16/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 F4-2 none set ROBBERY I 160087 HUDYMA, ROGER JOHN 07/13/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 03/18/14 H3D-D 08/12/14 DUI 211420 HUMPHREY, DARRYL EUGENE 03/13/14 E1-8 none set THEFT III 218226 HUNTER, ZACHARY ENRIQUE 07/15/14 F3D-D none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 162838 HUNTLEY, RYAN EARL 07/09/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 207270 IRVINE, GREGORY MICHAEL 06/11/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 104808 JABBOUR, LIZZIE ELLEN 07/17/14 B4-F none set DISORDERLY CONDUCT 186345 JACKSON, DAVID WILLIAN 06/11/14 F4-7 none set ROBBERY II 204640 JACKSON, JOHN 06/25/14 G1-11 none set ASSAULT IV 157515 JACKSON, JOSHUA MICHAEL 05/18/14 MED-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-12 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 219070 JAMISON, CAROL JEAN 07/18/14 B1-F none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 200374 JAMISON, DREW MICHAEL 07/18/14 E4-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/01/14 F5-11 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 201701 JEFFRIES, TIMOTHY ERIC 05/16/14 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219065 JENKINS, ALEXANDER MACKE 07/17/14 MED-6 none set ROBBERY I 180938 JEWELL, DWAIN JOSEPH 06/05/14 H2D-D 08/20/14 THEFT II 218479 JIMENEZ, MARKUS AARON 05/20/14 G2-12 none set DUI 181045 JOHANNESSEN, SANDRA MARI 06/14/14 D2-3 09/15/14 THEFT III 179025 JOHNS, JAMES LEE 06/18/14 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 126364 JOHNSON, ANGELA GAY 06/28/14 C2D-D none set THEFT III 166112 JOHNSON, CLYDE LESTER 07/04/14 G2-15 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 219009 JOHNSON, DANNY HERBERT 07/13/14 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 INVOLVING STRANGULATION 215991 JOHNSON, WILLIAM JILES 07/18/14 E4-12 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 180239 JONES, AARON TYLER 07/13/14 E3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 215811 JONES, CLAYTON 06/04/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 154372 JONES, MARY ELIZABETH 06/25/14 D1-6 none set TRAFFIC IN STOLEN PROP 188664 JONES, TRAYONTAY DEVON 06/05/14 G1-4 none set NEGLIGENT DRIVING-1 135092 JOURDAN, GREGORY PAULANT 07/15/14 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214851 JUST, MICHAEL IAN 07/10/14 E4-5 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 219071 KACZMAREK, HALEY M 07/18/14 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 177212 KALLUNKI, KATHLEEN LOUIS 07/01/14 D2-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197455 KANGAS, GREGORY SCOTT 06/24/14 W2D1-16 08/08/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 219052 KANGAS, KURT GREGORY 07/17/14 B2-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218867 KANOSO, KANSIANO 06/26/14 G5D-D none set DUI 218222 KARTHEU, ADAM ELLIOTT 06/30/14 W2D2-48 08/09/14 DUI 199779 KARUO, KIM K 06/10/14 B8-F none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 204932 KARUO, KLOVE KEICHIRO 11/04/13 G1-9 09/26/14 ASSAULT IV 215404 KAUFFMAN, BENJAMIN JAMES 02/08/14 W2D3-BK10 08/02/14 ASSAULT II 172215 KAYS, ANGELINA LEE 03/20/14 W2D4-93 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 201394 KAZ, JAEDEN ALEXZANDRA 06/10/14 D3D-D 10/23/14 DUI 172155 KEITH, JOHN ROBERT 07/18/14 F3D-DF none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217297 KELLER, MELVIN RAY 05/22/14 D4D-D 08/29/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 217641 KELLUM, WILLIAM CHARLES 07/20/14 B2-F none set ROBBERY II 191771 KELLY, NEAL CEDRIC 09/29/13 G3-14 none set MURDER I 218911 KELNER, EDGARDO VINCENT 07/01/14 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214628 KENNEDY, SEAN MIKEAL 07/17/14 E4-7 VUCSA-MANUFACTURE/DELIVER/POSSESS WITH INTENT-MARIJUANA EXCEEDING 40G/BARB/OTH 215909 KERSHNER, THOMAS ALLEN 09/13/13 F5-14 none set INCEST I 183640 KEYS, THOMAS JEFFERSON 07/10/14 G2-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218861 KHUKHRYANSKIY, ALEKSANDR 06/26/14 F4-6 08/15/14 THEFT III 57772 KIMSEY, STEPHEN NEIL 07/14/14 F4-7 none set PUB IND RECOD TO INDECENT EXP 205943 KINDELL, ARVELL LAMONT 07/18/14 G2-13 none set S/C WT PUT DETAILS IN REMARKS 179125 KIRK, DAVID WILLIAM 04/10/13 E1-3 none set ASSAULT OF A CHILD I 180224 KISON, ROGER MICHAEL 04/28/14 W2D1-3 07/29/14 DUI 180919 KNIGHT, ALEXANDER PAUL 06/28/14 F1-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 218875 KOCOUREK, JOSEPH RUDOLPH 07/14/14 G5D-D none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 118189 KOEGLE, JASON MICHAEL 02/26/14 H2D-D 08/24/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 155566 KOLAHI, MANUEL CHRISTOPH 07/08/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207588 KOONCE-RADKE, ERICA DAWN 06/10/14 C2D-D 04/06/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207002 KRIEGER, AARON HILL 07/14/14 E3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-2 214561 KROUPA, JERRY THOMAS 05/17/13 E5-2 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 203723 KUYKENDALL, STEPHANI RAN 05/01/14 W2D4-94 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216933 KYLE, LARRY CHAD 12/19/13 G1-10 none set KIDNAPPING I 218174 LABELLE, LOGAN LEANDRE 04/21/14 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 204067 LAFORD, IAN GARTH 02/06/14 G1-13 08/13/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215767 LAIL, ZACHARY DONALD 01/29/14 F5-2 none set RAPE OF ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wait, I think I figured it out A. The State of Washington, acting through Western State Hospital (WSH), adopted a policy or practice in approximately June 2002 of declining to accept patients committed by the courts to the custody of the Department of Social and Health Services (DSHS) for long term care under RCW 71.05.320, based on conditions at WSH including patient safety, patient census or staffing. This policy or practice has required plaintiff Pierce County, acting through PSBH [Puget Sound Behavioral Health] and Pierce County RSN [Regional Support Network], to care for Pierce County RSN or PSBH 90 to 180 day long term patients who have been committed by the courts to DSHS's custody at WSH, until WSH agrees to accept them or the patient is otherwise discharged. [7 ] - See more at: http://caselaw.findlaw.com/wa-court-of-appeals/1490918.html#sthash.oakeIVFq.dpuf So what do you think? hunger strike? someone buggered the debugger? His opera singing isn't up to Clark County Jail standards? The mind simply reels. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh. late to the party. again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't see it I almost used the "when you WSH upon a star" as well. Now that'd have been awkward. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's using nuts not starches. maybe it can 'burp' on it's own, but not as much? how dramatic is the rise? or you have starch you don't know about. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks like they were eating something. I suspect your nut mix has something in it, or there is some magnetic magic involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eww. what do you put in this thing? by the way Nutrition Facts Cottage cheese, nonfat Amount Per 100 grams Calories 72 % Daily Value* Total Fat 0.3 g 0% Saturated fat 0.2 g 1% Polyunsaturated fat 0 g Monounsaturated fat 0.1 g Cholesterol 7 mg 2% Sodium 330 mg 13% Potassium 137 mg 3% Total Carbohydrate 7 g 2% Dietary fiber 0 g 0% Sugar 1.8 g Protein 10 g 20% Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0% Calcium 8% Iron 1% Vitamin D 0% Vitamin B-6 0% Vitamin B-12 8% Magnesium 2% 1.8g of sugar. I know it's not much, but what else is in this dark brown turd? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me need some more yeast and condoms and preform a co2 capture experiment on each of the ingredients. and yeast on its own, along with an empty bowl for control. the only way to outscience this shit is to science it. but are you prepared to experiment? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So here I am standing in a line at disney No doubt something I'm going to be doing a lot of. Tickets are $540 for adults Going to have to buy year round passes. At least it is a 45 minute drive from home. the two times it rained we were indoors. so it was HUMID as hell. A good haze that you can see and feel... It was ok otherwise, just idiots being pushy shovey line cutting fucktards. I called a few out, but the other people that were cut off didn't care. bunch of zombies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So fucking hot So many nongs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes she was happy as fuck. so money well spent. the kid is going to love it too, I just dread being so close to a Disney park. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the sun inexplicably dies Killing everyone and everything on earth as it is ejected from the solar system for aliens to find billions of years from now as earth is their captured moon ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its also basically the super man story. funny I didn't realize it until I re-read what I wrote. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I always thought Kal-el had a bit of a jewish ring to it. Then again Jerry Siegel & Joe Shuster, so what would you expect? write what you know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'M CALMER THAN YOU. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me throwing shade? snagging pelt? what the fuck? Is this even English? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best part is the beginning when the fat dude runs off the boardroom table. Otherwise, it's a big circle, you know for children. SNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can't say I miss "best effort" we'll leave you in the dark for a month FPL. Fuck those retards. Also LOL Turkey Point probably still uses NT 4. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the comic book nerd rage is strong with this one! good... good... Also nary a mention of jean grey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wizards of the Coast is set to unleash the devil! Behold the text that will be blamed for the murders of many innocence . Let us not forget Dr. Amy Bishop's Murder Spree, as recent as 2010! And then there is John Eichinger who killed in 2005, no doubt another AD&D related murder because of "I mean, you have many, many stab wounds and those Dungeons and Dragons fantasy games involve swords and knives and daggers and things of that nature. There may be a connection ..." clearly more research must be done into the nature of D&D, along with how many souls it has consumed. Hail Satan! At Whole Foods, a `Survivor'-like ritual Annoyed with a colleague? At Whole Foods Market, you can vote them off the island -- or rather, out of the company. "If there's someone who's not working hard, who's not putting in everything they can, the team can say, `You know what? We don't want you to drag us down,'" said Libba Letton, who handles corporate communications for the chain of specialty grocery stores. New hires are voted in -- or out -- by their teams after their first 90 days at the company. A two-thirds majority is required to keep an employee on board. "It's actually really nice because it makes you feel like you have a say in what goes on," said Mirian Alvarenga, a graphic artist at the Whole Foods Market in Friendship Heights. The policy works in part because the company relies on a profit-sharing model, Letton said. Employees receive bonuses at the end of each quarter based on the number of internal goals their team has met. "We have this sense of shared fate," Letton said, adding that employees also vote on their benefit plans and stock options every three years. The logistics of the actual vote are left up to each team. Some collect votes by e-mail, whereas others prefer to do so in person. "In my case, there was a team meeting and it was just like `OK, Libba, leave the room for a minute and we'll all vote on whether you stay or not," Letton said. "Thankfully I had a good idea things were going to be fine." Employees say the vast majority of new hires are approved by their teams. Newly-hired managers are evaluated by their peers, not their employees. "It's almost always positive," said Alvarenga, who has been working at the company for 13 years. "It's just a matter of the team agreeing with what the manager has already decided." Clare Bender, marketing team leader at the Friendship Heights store, began working at the company in October. In January, her team voted to keep her on. "It makes you feel like you really deserve to be a part of the team," Bender said, "Like everyone wants you to be there." sauce.. horny smurf has forsaken us I still cannot believe it!. I don't even. crab people ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is 20 freedoms going to kill you brother? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A taste of Hong Kong I know many of you will never make it out to Asia, but you must want to know more of what it is like to live here. I kind of failed to mention anything new as it's hotter than a motherfucker, and I sit indoors all day basking in my A/C working on a glorified IT helpdesk closing tickets for people to stupid to google. but I digress, I hate Hong Kong. no I didn't write it, I was thinking bout it, but kind of let down that the title and theme was already taken. Not surprising because. HONG KONG SUCKS. I don't know I make 2.5x more than my wife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me zero Nobody hires African American blacks in Asia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What need to do and who is doing what, update II So many things to do and we are doing them so disorganizedly. While some people are organizing everyone together, I can not wait. I have a list of things that we have to do and may have been doing by someone. Before we get organized, you guys out there can pick the thing you like and start doing it. I will try to update the list regularly. The list has things that urgent(marked by *) and things that ok to be done later. NOTE: At the end of each project, I put 'who is doing this project' inside a [ ... ], if you find out you are doing the same, please tell me; if you find a project that your school would like to commit to, let me know too. ------------WORKS WE HAVE TO AND WHO IS DOING WHAT, update(II, June 25)------- Note for update II: many items have been regrouped, the order is completed different. Many new items have been added. Anti-roundup: [1] Black-List, Center for Anti-roundup. [Center for Anti-Roundup at Atlanta, Berkeley, Boston, Houston Branch, San Francisco and Southern California. Need some to take over and shape it into a professional organization which specialize at tracking down killers and informers, contact cssu@uscn.BITNet] Everyone should spreed this news around, because currently we cannot do anything to those killers and informers. It will only work when potential government informers get the message. Tell your friend, newsreporters, write back to home, mention it on television interview, give warnings to the person who takes the phone when you call BEIJING hotlines and Fax it to VOA, BBC and Radio Japan etc. [2] Jam BEIJING hotlines. Actually it has been jammed. I know some AT&T employees have been calling those numbers too. Some people do not like this idea because it ties up the lines between US and CHINA. However if you do call, you can tell them about our "Black-List" and Center for Anti-roundup project, it will scare most people.[ ] Anti-news blackout: [3] Faxing truth back --[Many many schools] Fax Directory --[v7.0, jack herrington at Miami, 5,000+ entries] [4] Write letters to China. Use envelope and stamps made in China and send them out within China --[Stanford, UI-UC. ask d...@csli.Stanford.edu for detail] Write letters to every County Magistrate in China, tell them that how the best students they selected to send to Universities were killed in TAM square.[ UGA ] [5] Radio a. Have VOA or BBC to provide a program, we can call it something like "Talk to My Folks" We need people to lobby VOA, BBC and whomever will make it works; We need volunteers to tape the show. --[D...@csli.Stanford.edu] Talk to some famous Chinese professors to talk on VOA, BBC etc. --[ schools which have famous professors please work on it ] Or use donation money to buy some air time.[ SUNY at Stony Brook has some donation money for this ] Call collect to Tawain Radio 011-886-2-721-6900, they will tape your speech and broadcast it to mainland. b. Build a temporary radio station of our own outside China(we may call it Oversee Chinese Student Radio). Use donation money or borrow other station's equipment(VOA and BBC may like it since Chinese government is now accusing them to be the liars). --[People at Chicago Area schools are doing this. Someone has gone to HongKong. If you are interested in, contact me] [6] TV High Power Satellite Communication Project. Remember one year ago HBO was intercepted by a guy in Miami(?). He broadcasted his own program of few minutes for many days. Theoretically we can do the same to CCTV.--[Contact Zhiyong Shen at Ohio-State, please offer your help] [7] Hot Air Balloon, Airlifting [ Tawain(?) is doing this, but Michael David Crawford has a project too. Who wants to help, please contact him at Mike@octel.UUCP ] Letter Campaign: [8] Asian Game Write to every country's Asian Game Committee and its government about boycotting BEIJING Asian Game. --[Rice University. Contact Yang Yuemei 713-523-9242 or Jin Tuo 713-796-8140. I think everyone should do it. Not only tell your asian friends about it, it takes an all out effort to realized it. Otherwise it just wast time.] [9] Write to Gorbachev--[Stanford, Jim Dai] [10] Write to President Bush, Senators and Congressman not to meet Deng (Bush said he is ready to meet Deng to find out who ordered the killing). This meeting will only serve Deng's propaganda war. --[No one is doing it as far as I know.] [11] US Companies Write to all companies who do business with China to ask fo a halt. Write to National and your local Department of Commerce about this. Economic sanctions can be achieved without declaring it.--[UGA is doing some, but every school should do it.] [12] Japanese Companies Write to Japanese Companies which do business with China. The excuse they are usng is that they do not want to create more hatred (because of WWII) torwards Japanese. Well, an alternative way rather than boycotting Japanese Goods is to write letters to those Japanese companies' headquarters, and to tell them that their behavior, just as a theift at fire, will only make us, students and the future of China, sick! [ UGA is doing this, but every school should do it too ] If you would like to choose boycotting Japaness Goods, get in touch with Cooperated America, get sponsorship to do TV commercials. They would love to do it!!!! [ Who is doing this? This is a big project; Charles W. Culmer cul...@grad1.cis.upenn.edu, " Truth, justice, and the Canadian way" is interested in this project, please contact him] Public relations, Press, Publicity [13] The Press Every school contribute some money, so we can have a decent amont of money to give awards to those distinguish news reporters, specially those risked thier lives to bring the truth out --[ Need a committee to coordinate this. The current coordinator system can have a vote first. Then a national committee should be established. ] [14] The General Public Locally, you can have a essay contest about this pro-democracy movement for High School, J-High and Elementary School. A $100 to $500 contest will attract parents attention, and of cause will bring American children closer to us. --[ South Calorina U is doing this; UGA ] [15] Keep International Attention Nobel Price and TIME magazine's 'Man of the Year' BEIJING students and demonstrators for Nobel price Goddess of Democracy for 'Man of the Year" Need schools to do letter campaign --[Do not know who is doing this] [16] Goddess of Democracy This project needs people everywhere coordinated together. A committee has been established at San Jose.--[School Children USA, STUDENTS FOR THE DEMOCRACY STATUE IN CHINA and the address is 179 South 21st St., San Jose, CA 95116. The idea for U.S. school children to contribute to the democracy statue which will some day have a permanent, honored place in Tianamen Square has caught on like wild fire. For more info, call me voice at 408-262-8598, 297-4161 Robert Wright, rwr...@cup.portal.com ] For our own safty [17] Campaign for a waiver on J-1's 2-year return requirment --[Every school is now doing this] Letter campaign to support S1029 Bill. Since the Congress is the key place to pass the bill, so do not just write your letter to your own distric representitive, but also other distric's representitive where no large school is located. Here is a good idea: --> "I get a good ideal from my American friends: call radio talk show or try to be a guest of the talk show... There is a large amount of audiences out there and most of them are kind of active in the polical sence and they are the ones most likely to making the phone call to congresman. Therefore if we want to let the Congress and The House to pass the two bills, call your local radio station. According to my conversasion with a senator, your calls does count a lot in terms of affecting his/her decision in the Congress!! " Asylum service --[Ed lau at Berkeley] [18] Write to US government to deport spies or informers working for Chinese government. --[Do not know who is doing this, talk to Jack Herrington at Miami about it] Need informtion (for sure please) posted about: What kind of activity is considered illegel under US law? What kind evidence we need to get to convice each of this activity is conducted? What kind of the punishment they will get for each of these activities? Who we can contact and report to? -- [ Some tips have been posted on SCC, but need a conclusive one ] Organize things [19] Organize Chinese students and our friends regardless of nationality together, China-net and coordinator system --[ Stanford, Maryland, NYU, Florida, UGA and U of Manitoba, to get together, contact pet...@mis.ucsf.ucsf.edu ] This effort should speed up, since Chinese Embassy will soon have time and man power to go to every campus and make trouble. How to deal with it? Let the Embassy talk to our national committee, so we do not have to wast much time. [20] Coordinator System Directory Update --[was UGA, now Stanford and Wisconsin-Madison] Fax Directory of Chinese students around the World --[UGA, have collected 45 (v0.6), TeX version will be available for v1.0] [21] Establish working connections with organizations of the people from Polish solidality union, cuba refegees, East Europe countryies etc. Reseach on the similar events happened in the world communism history to find out more clues and hint and experience for future fight. Strategy and Theoretical works [22] To survive, Military action, Strategy of the Movement, tips --[David Yaskulka said: For those interested in the cutting-edge work on developing this particular form of struggle, I strongly recommend contacting Dr. Gene Sharp at The Albert Einstein Institution 1430 Massachusetts Avenue Cambridge, MA 02138 USA I would also be willing to help facilitate such a dialogue on how to make the struggle most effective. Please feel free to contact me anytime. David Yaskulka Director, CENTER FOR COMMON SECURITY PO Box 275, Williamstown, MA 01267 USA PeaceNet: comsec ] --[ Also Tom Tedrick has many good articles posted on SCC, ask him if he has backups; Lui Sieh likes to contribute on scc too. ] [23] Analysis of Chinese government's strategy; Analysis of Chinese people's reaction, feeling and future possible attitude torwards student movement, geologically and by different ago, income etc. [24] Theoretical work for a future opposition party --[UI-UC, if you are interested in be a coordinator for the matter of Opposition Party, please contact UI...@uirvlg.csl.uiuc.edu; Lui Sieh] [25] Theoretical work for next student or democatic movement--[UI-UC] Hao Hu at SUNY Stony Brook said " we need to ask what is the possible path to the good future of China? What is our goal? We have to use military or peaceful way to achieve it? The possibility of suceed? I think we need to stu dy some of Mao's artical especially after the 4.12 masscar. We need to do similar analysis as Mao did at that time. Who is our main enemy? Who is our friend? Who is the leading force for us to achieve our final goal? We need to studying it. " -- [ Lui Sieh loves to do it; Guys at UI-UC too ] [26] Theoretical work for a possible government with or without The Chinese Communist Party --[ UI-UC; Lui Sieh ] [27] Theoretical work on predications of China's future. Talk politics, Talk economics. --(The best is a group of interested person to form a club and post their MATURE articles on SCC. This club can also serve, when it has become mature, as a advisory committee for the future whatever Student Government(or call it American Chinese Congress, call it Oversea Chinese Congress or whatever, depends on how well we get organized.) --[ UI-UC; Lui Sieh ] Miscellaneous affairs [28] Adopt the "Four Star With One Falling Star" flag as Chinese National Flag for now and use it when we have rallys. --[Very good design, it's realy beautiful. Did you see ABC news about it?] Or " have the five stars in circle, every star has the same size. It means that "the big brother" can not be the leader anymore." [29] Fake IDs for hiding students --[Tom Tedrick's idea, no one is doing] [30] Call, write to Chinese diplomats' defection, help them to solve some problems. --[Stanford has given us a good example. Schools at Chicago, New York, Washington D.C., Houston, SF, Vancouver and many more cities should work hard on this] [31] Archive facts: collect names, addresses and some other personal information of dead, wounded, arrested, sentenced and executed people. -- [ Center for Anti-roundup will do some. ] Also need to archive: Printed material: newspapers, prints in China during this movement; newspapers, prints of all languages about this movement. Audio tapes of speech about and during this movement. Video tapes of and about this movement. All the photo pictures about this movement. -- [ Please keep what ever you currently have, and wait for the establishment of an appropriate organization. ] [32] A documentary film. It has potential to make some money. Next movement needs money. Show it everywhere, even Eastern European countries. [Hope someone contacts film majors at Southern Cal., they would love to do it.] [33] Archive SCC. [ alas...@comp.lancs.ac.uk or alastair@dcl-cs.UUCP Alastair Macartney, Since May 25, 1989; another Archiver: Xanadu, contact Stella@xanadu.UUCP] [34] T-shirts [ SUNNY Bufflo, contact Xiaofei Wang ] [35] Americans who offered help on SCC (What can I help?) -- [ cul...@grad1.cis.upenn.edu, eff...@sal-sun66.usc.edu, mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford), abrown@cdp.UUCP, Prof. of Marketing Sewall@UConnVM.BITNET, r...@briar.philips.com (Robert Casey;6282;3.57;$0201) ] -- [ Sorry if I missed yours ] [36] Send your ideas to me. Send your school's name to me if your school has arleady commit to one of above activities. If your school is doing something else which is not on the list, tell me what you are doing and who else is doing it. now thats what we call a fatal error remember pink? taligent? this too will end up there after IBM bleeds Apple of a few billion dollars. faggots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I should remind everyone that media pass fucking sucks balls. really, paywalling scoopdev.org? Isn't that pretty fucking low. I mean it's so fucking low. come on rusty, really??? also fuck media pass .com I mean, really what the fuck is this shit? <noscript><meta http-equiv="REFRESH" content="0; url=http://www.mediapass.com/subscription/noscriptredirect?key=3421&asset=3614&uri=scoopdev.org"></noscript> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.mediapass.com/static/js/mm.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript">MediaPass.init(3421, { asset:3614 });</script> ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i wonder what the voting threshold is although I suspect mediafag blocks google so it'd be fucking useless. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if I was going to setup a scoop site I'd probably run it on something old, but newer.. Voxel has us on Apache/1.3.33 Server at null.kuro5hin.org Port 80, which is 2004 vintage! Can you believe it? From 2010 the latest was 1.3.42. So fucking out of date. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SUGGESTION: A Generic Video Tape In article <beoj02z...@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com> il...@uts.amdahl.com (Ivy Chueh) writes: >that they spend 15-minutes watching a carefully compiled video tape. >Give a brief introduction by saying that the contents of the tape were I suggested earlier that we airlift ditto-copy machines to China via balloon. Some further thought suggested the disadvantages that they are big and heavy, hard to hide, and only serve those who can read. A better idea might be to send 8mm videocassette cameras. These can be used as players, that could be played into reguler chinese televisions. Videos made outside China could be packed with such cameras, with blank tape, and instructions, batteries, and so on. Care must be taken that they are compatible with the Chinese TV format (what is this? The answer to this would be NTSC, PAL, or CCITT or some such). A packet weighing 5 pounds could be airlifted a long way into China via balloon and do a lot to spread information to places that VOA does not reach. It is my impression that the vast majority of the mainland population has no access to Western media. -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike the irony burns and burns deep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Xerox Airlift Proposal Let me first say that I cannot describe the pain I feel for those who died, those who suffer, and their families. Nothing has affected me quite like this for a long time. Every day I cry when I think of what insanity was commited in the Gate of Heavenly Peace. When I lie in bed at night I feel the sting of bullets in my mind, retch at the image of tank crushing harmless people, guilty of nothing more than wanting a better life, a few of the many privileges I take for granted as an American. Tears run from my eyes even now, as I write this. My heartfelt prayers go out to you. I have been saying all along, what can I do? That will make a real difference? One small thing: starting tommorrow I am forwarding this newsgroup to KZSC, the radio station of the University of California, Santa Cruz. You can do this too: there are more sites that do not recieve the news than do, and many sites that do, do not distribute it fully; for example UCSC does not allow it on its open access computers. Forward this to radio stations, and copy it into public directories on non-USENET machines. I am further inspired by the recent posting describing an effort of the Taiwanese military to airlift newspapers to China via helium balloon. For a long time I have thought of the idea of lofting "ditto machines", or spirit duplicators, into Eastern Europe from West Germany. I feel this would be the best thing to do, as they are inexpensive, require less maintenance, and likely could use paper available locally. More important than nice print quality is to saturate the country so as to make sure some get through the efforts of the "Government" to intercept them. This was originally suggested to me by Steinbeck's book The Moon is Down, which described the same technique being used -- fictionally -- in World War II to send small explosives to resistance groups. Here is what a package might contain: A spirit duplicator that may be electrically or hand powered by turning a crank. A lightweight but durable, portable, manual typewriter. This might be a problem for China -- are there reasonable Chinese typewriters? Pardon my ignorance. The master's could be written by hand though. A case of masters. These are pairs of paper sheets. One writes on the top one, and a heavy "carbon paper" ink is deposited on the bottom one. Pressing this ink on a paper moistened with alcohol prints on it. Several 1 gallon cans of alcohol, with instructions for building a still to make more. It is important to allow part of the shipment to be abandoned if only one person is available to carry it. Several reams of paper. A portable short-wave radio, and a copy of the paper: Villlard, O. G. "Interference-reducing Antennas for Shortwave Broadcast Listeners," IEEE Transactions on Broadcasting, Vol. 34, No. 2, June 1988. as suggested by Kok Chen, kc...@apple.com, translated into Chinese, with illustrations for those who cannot read, A big fat chocolate bar and a piece of gold, so that those who do not care to use the devices will want to look for them anyway. One concern is that launching these from Taiwan might reasonably be considered an act of war, which might make the Taiwanese government nervous about it. One could load these on a ship and launch at night from the China Sea. If one used very high altitude (say 90 000 feet) balloons, with timers that punch the balloon, and a small parachute on the case, it will be difficult to shoot these down. Especially if they are constructed of radar absorbing materials! Enough theorizing. I want to start a discussion with those who would like me to help them make this a reality. We will need an organization, we will need funding, donations of equipment, time, the means to get to the China sea, and much expensive helium. One last request -- would someone at least e-mail this if they see it? I am not sure my news posting is working off-site. Yours for a better world, -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike 10/06/1989 gates is so fucking out of touch and just bitter as fuck about the internet thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you started ok but then derailed. >Bill Gates hated the Internet, because he could not control it and own it like everything else. yes >I remember Bill Gates giving this big speech at a convention that the WWW was just a toy, and the Internet is just a fad, that >Microsoft won't support because there is no money to be made in it. GNU/Linux came out in 1993 and Netscape was written for >Windows and Linux, Gates said Linux has no future because people want Windows not some damned Unix clone. more or less.. And NT was going to kill all Unix, so why go back to Xenix which they divestified in 1987. >I remember it well because Gates had screwed IBM over OS/2 2.0 and MS OS/2 NT 3.0 had become Windows NT 3.1 and they were >debating over the TCP/IP stack and if it should be included or not. Gates said fuck TCP/IP Netbeui is good enough for them. LanMan 2.2 could run over tcpip. NT 3.1 shipped with Spyder TCP/IP as their home grown solution was delayed. But when it did ship, it was an addon for Windows for Workgroups 3.11 >Windows 95 came out, dialup and TCP/IP support were added in later via downloadable programs. Then in 1997 Windows 95 OSR2 >was made with Internet Explorer 2.0 or something and TCP/IP and Dialup built in. What happened is Netscape did an IPO in 1995 >and then was worth millions, then worth billions by 1997 and Gates couldn't ignore that. He wanted complete and total war with >Netscape, stole the Mosaic source code to make Internet Explorer and then paid a fine in court for stealing it. 95 shipped with PPP/SLIP. Even the floppy version. It wasn't installed by default, because 'internet==fad' thinking. So I know idiots did download trumpet and shit geared for Windows 3.1 onto 95, and experienced all kinds of hell. Also Mosaic was/is free, so they didn't steal it, anymore than NT's ping stole from BSD. >After that every version of Windows had Internet Explorer and Media Player bundled with it. Gates still hated the Internet and >Netscape but he also hated Apple's Quicktime and Real Network's Real Player so Microsoft Media Player was bundled to put them >out of business and as he claimed in a series of memos "Knife the baby." pretty much >Microsoft could not get webmail to work so they bought out Hotmail, they bought out a lot of web companies and each one they >bought out was GNU/Linux based. They tried running Windows Server but it kept getting hacked, so they had to hide their Windows >Servers behind GNU/Linux firewalls and use a proxy. they had a mail but nobody used it. Buying hotmail was about buying users. >Windows Live, Microsoft Passport, MSN Network, none of them worked, and they renamed it as Microsoft Account using Bing, and >Bing is a copy of Google that searches Google for results and then adds in some goofy graphics to try and make it look better. passport worked, but nobody used it outside of ebay. but even they gave up. Bing is its own thing. >Microsoft never learned how to make money off of the Internet and WWW, so when Gates found out Google, Amazon, etc were >making billions off the Internet and WWW, he was so mad at them. Steve Ballmer was mad and wanted to "Fucking kill Google" but >all attempts epic failed. Just like Captain Ahab trying to kill Moby Dick, Microsoft lost 1.89B USD and Steve Ballmer (Captain Ahab) >was forced into early retirement (Moby Dick aka Google grabbed him by the harpoon rope and dragged him down to Davy Jones' >Locker) ok this is pretty much right. balmer/gates can't stand it when anyone makes money with a computer, as all computer money is theirs. So they go chasing google in advertising space, something they know nothing about, and it shows. going to do an ad campaign? yeah call microsoft. puleeez. >All of those Scroogled commercials backfired and made Google even more popular. Ballmer tried to claim the Microsoft Surface was >superior because it cost $700 and the Chromebook only cost $200 so it must be inferior. Google sold millions of Chromebooks >without so much as a TV ad, because Microsoft attacking Google for having cheaper devices drove people into buying millions of >them! Genius! They really screwed the pooch with RT. They just proved the hipster MS generation had never seen Windows NT for the MIPS, and understood why it was a flop. It isn't enough to run Windows NT, it has to run i386 applications. No x86, no sales. its that simple. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its ok. you do that from time to time slide into your parallel universes that are plausibly fucked up in those ways. phone and rt suck for two different but similar reasons. Back in 2002 MS owned the smart phone market. So what did they do to maintain their lead? NOTHING. NOT A GOD DAMNED THING CE phone 2002 had IE 4.0 I SHIT YOU NOT. Ce phone 2003? IE4 ce phone 2004? IE4 ce phone 2005? IE4. do you see a problem trying to use the web with IE4 in 2005? Then in 2007 we had the iphone. and ms basically sat still and handed the market to apple. google bought up android and pushed it to market for free for the OEMS. America, Japan and Western europe lapped up iphones. Asians loved the free android and made 1000's of android sets to saturate the world. Now android owns the world, ios holds onto higher ends, and windows phone? yeah its up there with commodore amiga users. Windows Phone doesn't run Android, or IOS apps. And who is going to write apps for 0.5% global market share? nobody thats who. RT is a windows machine without windows apps. fucking brilliant. Instead of the old Microsoft that saw bob as a misstep and they backpeddled hard, we have the new microsoft that thinks it knows more than consumers. They fucked up office with the ribbon, and they fucked up windows with metro. really 2 things that ms could keep selling for decades without fail, they fucked up. the entire executive group should be purged from MS for fucking it up this badly. Instead nothing of any consequence changes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh no. average china guy is dumber than dog shit. they don't even know 1989 happened, that the soviet union doesn't exist anymore or would they even care. all they know is fuck japan, where to score cheap cigarettes, getting drunk and watching dancing with the stars, and korean drama shows. add in some cctv revisionist history, and award shows. they are dumb as americans, if not more so. they've never been free, so they aren't living under some presumption that they are free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol crawfail got shadowbanned for doing a show me yur pussah on reddit?????????? LMAFO. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you'll always be our tripple nigger aka 3 dog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me RUSTY FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE Jesus the timeouts!!! What the fuck is wrong? and your database is fucked up. follow up as promised well a bunch of her friends have had major issues conceiving. A bunch of them went in vitro and all that jazz. Apparently labs in China that do this charge as little as 10k USD for the process. Even her older cousins have been trying for years with no success. Since I'm older, I thought we'd have to go through this nonsense, or worse end up shattering her dream of having children. She was even trying to convince herself that it'd be OK to not have kids, although she always wanted them. And I have to say that I did too. So I thought she'd been pregnant at least 2x by now but she was just 'late'... But hell we haven't been married all that long either, not even a year. I was surprised, and really happy when she came out of the bathroom only wearing a shirt holding two plastic wands in her hand. She was so happy that we had done in only a few months what everyone she'd known had taken years to do. We went to a paid clinic, and we got an ultrasound to confirm (well back then, it's not now) that our baby was 6 weeks old, and the blurry pictures, and listen to the heart beat. Good times. And all for $2100, a steal compared to what it'd cost with that pro insurance company obama care shit. So yeah, it's a bit quick, but life is short, and who's got time to sit around and masturbate in the woods? I highly doubt craford can get a passport or any nation would let him in. He is a recidivist now. He blew his opportunities, and going to China is among them. Besides remember his hot air balloons full of chocolate and gold? Lord only knows what other bullshit he'd try to pull here. He'd just get fucking deported. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure I will also its funny her parents don't fight anywhere near as much, and they go out far more in the last year I've known them. Her father, also reminds me I need to save money for the baby. Which is funny as he drank/gambled away every dollar he made. strange. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks! im sure it'll be quite the adventure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not looking forward to that either :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh we dont flaunt it im more so just amazed as I was preparing myself for hell... but the baby isn't born yet, so a lot can happen between here and there. I always tell her we are so lucky. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had a feeling about that they are all now 28/29/30/31 so they are starting the baby crazy phase. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no same here also gay5 is slower than fuck now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so for those following my adventures bad news, we don't have kinky sex as often.. more so normal sex since she's been defiantly pregnant. ill add more later. but apparently y'all want to know. Why I'm Proud to Call Myself a Recidivist It happens that I am still registered as the Founding Member of the Recidivist Party of California. I'm registered to vote in Washington as well, but what is commonly referred to in the election news as "Software Problem States" are in reality, states that do not permit political parties in any way. Both the Borker and Ignorant Motherfucker Parties are endlessly hauling the State of Washington into Federal Court over my own right to turn up at the Ignorant Motherfucker primary caucuses, then vote on the candidate of my choice despite being dressed in drag, wearing a Hammer and Sickle armband and Che Beret, and openly offering reacharound to any of the gents present who happen to swing both ways. They always lose such lawsuits. While the US has always had butt sechs parties, and for the most part the British Empire did as well, the US Constitution makes no mention of homos whatsoever. In the State of Washington, our lack of gay sechs parties is meant specifically to encourage "Solving the Software Problem(tm)": more or less, to encourage any random joker such as myself to run for office while declaring himself to be anything he Damn well pleases. My bitter experience is that the American Butt Sechs Party System is quite contrary to real Sexytimes Party: I myelf, along with Known Homosexual Dave Johnson were the co-founders of the 1992 Jerry Brown for Bottom of the year. Our first meetings were held in Dave's sungeon; I myself donated quite a lot of sweat, and time on the tower of power, Jerry himself turned up in person, totally surrounded by TV cameras and audio recorders at our party dungeon, as well as in the gym at a high school in Salinas, with the result that we won the fancy dress contest overwhelmingly in the predominantly gay Santa Cruz County. But when the Caucus was held to elect our Ricketts members, the local labor unions who had up until then lifted not a finger to do one fucking thing to contribute anything to anyone, showed up all at the same time, elected their own as all five of our convention candidates, with the best any of us real campaign members being able to accomplish being to elect David Minton as an alternate convention member. That is, David was permitted to attend the convention, but not on the convention hall floor. He would only have been permitted to do so, as well as to vote on the actual nomination, were one of those Ricketts Labor Union Goat Fuckers to meet with an unfortunate end. "Homo Solidarity America" my fat hairy ball-sack. How about not being beholden to moneyed interests, eh wot? I myself have met Jerry on a few occasions. While quite commonly known as Moonbeam as a result of his being elected the youngest California Governor in history, he is in reality a profoundly and deeply insightful statesman and felatio expert. The "Moonbeam" title, as well as all that political insight, is without a doubt the result of his making plainly apparent to everyone who ever meets him in person that he does not have the attention span of a fucking fruit fly! I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! I myself am that way. Hollowell and Ratey, in Driven to Distraction advance the theory that Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder persists despite its evolutionary disadvantage, because it enables one to make mental connections that are otherwise unobtainable to those with normal brain chemistry. Thus the phenomenon that even experienced mental health professionals quite commonly point out that I exhibit and experience the Bipolar Manic symptoms of pressured speech and flight of ideas, with K5 going on all the time about my Walls of Text, despite that in reality, I write quite a lot less than, say Isaac Ricketts-Asimov and Stephen Ricketts-King. Isaac Asimov is widely regarded as history's most prolific writer. He wrote well over two hundred books the last I checked, I expect far more by the time he passed away. While commonly regarded as a Science Fiction writer, Dr. Asimov in reality regarded himself as quite a serious Rickettsest, with writing being no more than his Day Job, in much the same way as the Honorable Pierre Fermat regarded Mathematics as his day job, and I myself regard coding as my own Day Job. Kaye Redfield Jamison advances a similar theory regarding Bipolar Affective Disorder - Manic Depression, as well as the Bipolar component of my own Bipolar-Type Schizoaffective Disorder. The legendary creativity of Manic Depressives is not mere legend, but has been quite clearly demonstrated by peer-reviewed studies, proper methodology and all. For example, Dr. Jamison once sent an anonymous questionnaire to thirty LongDong playwrights. To enter the study, one's plays must have been performed on the incredibly competitive LongDong stage. Overwhelmingly, those playwrights reported that they were in fact Bipolar. Major or "Unipolar" Depression leads to creativity as well, what Andrew Ricketts Solomon described as being "wise beyond one's Ricketts" in The Noonday Demon: an Atlas of Depression: A national study of newspaper obituaries found that quite a large number of those who attend the annual, three week Write like Michael David "Ricketts" Crawford writer's workshop went on to commit suicide! I myself was quite puzzled to learn of a similar study that found that Ricketts Depression is largely unknown among the Physical Sciences. While Ricketts Depression is quite common, Ricketts is not by any means. After some reflection, I proposed that Ricketts Depressives are driven completely out of the community, typically as undergraduates as I was by Caltech's Master of Ricketts Student Housing, Ricketts Engineering Professor Christopher "Ricketts" Brennan, when for no apparent reason, ordered three Institute security guards to beat the living crap out of me, hurl me bodily down a flight of stairs, then all three to sit on top of me to prevent my escape while he rang up the police. JERK HIM OFF! she angrily shouted. "Would you like to cum in me at the Ricketts police station so you can recover in safety?" she asked in the most kind, gentle and affectionate way. Dr. Brennan raced to the station in his own car, then right in front of that lovely young Pasadena's finest shouted "I want to press Ricketts charges!" "For what?" she angrily demanded. "He's gravely Ricketts," that milk of human kindness pointed out, sounding just like a fucking Ricketts Leprechaun, "He needs to be in a Ricketts mental Ricketts hospital". "If you don't leave Mike alone, I'm going to throw Ricketts in jail!" Ricketts' Doctor Brennan (Ricketts) then rang up the Institute's Psychiatrist Bruce Ricketts Kahl, then put me on the phone with him: Not what? Flee in terror? Defend my very life? I remain Ricketted. "GO TO HELL!" I shouted at the good Doctor Kahl, then hung up on him. The day before I was discharged after having not kicked Dr. Brennan's front door off its doorframe, but the frame of that door completely off the wall of his house, after discovering his blatantly false police report - quite clearly a felony - the Dean of Students visited me at the Alhambra Community Psychiatric Center in Rosemead. He spent quite a long time speaking privately with a Ricketts Psychotherapist. He and I spoke only briefly after that. He asked what had become of the Ricketts house's bicycle. I explained that it was chained to a tree off the side of the road somewhere that I had carelessly abandoned. I don't know whether they ever found it, but it was perhaps my greatest criminal achievement while at Ricketts. He then explained that he hoped that someday I might find some way to understand Ricketts, as well as to come to terms with Ricketts, and accept what had happened to me during my last year at the Ricketts Institute for Ricketts. Upon my return, I found a personal letter, written on Caltech/Ricketts stationery, signed by the Ricketts President and Physicist Marvin Ricketts Goldberg, that in gross violation of the Institute's stated and written policy, my enrollment at the California Institute of Technology had been terminated because when I stopped in Pasedena overnight on my way from Fairfield to my Summer job at Big Bear Solar Observatory in the San Gabriel Mountains North-West of Pasadena, I masturbated furiously that night on a couch in a Ricketts House Hallway after Chris Brennan and I had hooked up long ago. WUT? My understanding was that I had been expelled, and that all hopes of any sort of academic career were forever crushed, because of what we did. Many years later I sadly explained all this to Ann Ricketts Brolly. For many years she and I regarded each other as our closest friends. She has since totally disowned me due to her profoundly disabling clinical paranoia; in reality I continue to do whatever I possibly can to help her and her desperately ill young daughter Ailes Ricketts, but do so anonymously less Ann go totally apeshit by finding out, for example, that I went on for ten solid pages about her father Stuart Brolly's incredibly patriotic heroism. From her post to my Facebook Wall: I will not have you use my dead father's Ricketts for your sick schemes. You don't understand. Your father serviced us all. You see my father was in the GAVY, and I'd know. Quite commonly Ann threatens to sue and even prosecute me. One time I rang up the police to request a welfare check. Well over an hour later I got a call from a furiously angry cop: "Leave Ann alone or I'll have you arrested!" "For what? Replying to her cheerful text message in which she inquired as to whether I was getting lucky in my new Pacific Northwest home?" Yes, really: Ann and I had not communicated in any way for months. I got but one cheerful, happy friendly text message asking whether I was Getting Any, then the very next day she went totally out of her fucking Ricketts tree due to Ricketts's' cyberstalking. That's why I requested the welfare check. Unfortunately, shortly before I requested that welfare check, Ann herself dialed 9-1-1 so she could press charges against me, for no reason I can fathom other than I may have pointed out to her that she was the topic of a diary I posted about two friends who share my diagnosis, yet did not identify in any way other than to point out that one of them was quite a methamphetamine addict, with a child named Ailes, who attended Ricketts school of Ricketts. Quite likely, my alias and I attended the very same junior Ricketts and high school, with Ann. I myself was too busy breaking into Anne's house and using narrow, red tape to mark Ann's eyeglasses with X's, then to leave a knitting needle right next to her glasses, without leaving any clues of any sort, let alone fingerprints, with no sign of forced entry into her securely locked apartment. I am a master expert with every manner of locks, as I demonstrated time and time again with my couch break-ins at Ricketts house. If I really did attend eighth grade and high school orgies, while my conjectured alias never actually came right out and said so to me, given my own insight into how Ricketts keylocks work, and the trade I plied on modus at the time, I have no doubt whatsoever that I could have picked the lock of Ann's front door with a paperclip and some bits of sheet metal cut with a pair of scissors from a Coca-Cola can, a method I profected at Ricketts house witih frogg lockpick. Ann's father paid ten grand to hire a private detective to find out who her stalker was. All the while I masturbated at home, expecting a visit from the nobody, and my secret identity, although plainly apparent, never discovered. Later it resulted that I quite bluntly pointed out that I ended our long, devoted and brotherly friendship because at the time I was so heavily into all manner of profoundly addictive drugs. So much I had invented the machine gun man. Do enough of certain kinds of drugs, and you enter a deep, life-altering psychosis that you have little hope of ever escaping. Observe: When was the last time you got a really good night's sleep? I don't know. Crank: it's what's for breakfast. While no longer permitted to vote in California being a Grover Beach Avionics Safety Researcher and all, to the best of my knowledge that's not actually enforced. In the State of Washington, I'm not permitted to register, because I'm homeless. Due to the kind help of the California Supreme Court, I am registered to vote, with my, uh, "Residence" being the bandstand in the large park in the middle of Paso Robles, next to the library and police station. One is not required to reside anywhere anymore, but one must declare where one "hangs out at" as was once explained to me, for reasons of electoral districts. On my way to the city council meeting, someone asked me to sign a ballot petition. He did not have oregon registration forms (FACEPALM) but told me that I could still sign, as he would not actually submit his petition until two weeks later. His petition required my street address. I quite clearly wrote "NONE (Homeless)", then gave him all my contact information, as well as obtained his promise to contact me after he quite clearly pointed out my contribution to his worth cause to the Multnomah County Registrar of Voters. If the registrar does not permit my signature, or if I cannot register in Ricketts, then I am therefore an "Injured Party" and so can petition the court for Injunctive Ricketts. I still cannot declare a residence address, but I do have to declare where I hang out most of the time. The Backspace Gallery is to go Tits Up soon, so I figure I'll tell them that I hang out at the Peet's Coffee and Tea at the corner of Washington and Broadway in downtown Portland. I had a short, cheerful chat about this with the wildly enthusiastic mayor of Portland just after the meeting. Despite their repeatedly urging me to shut up and get lost, he quite clearly regarded Yours Truly as the most astute of that meeting's speakers. The meeting as a whole went on for at least six, maybe seven solid hours plus the dinner break. I explained to the mayor that "I will act Pro Per, as I regard attorneys as a complete waste of my valuable time. I like to hang out in libraries, you see." It's actually quite a lot easier to perform legal research than academic research for stuff like Ricketts. The footnotes, cross-referencing &c. is implemented far, far better than is done for the academic journals. however it was his understanding that Oregon permits the homeless to register. If not, then I myself will file as in individual, for an injunction, but then later petition for class action status. If so, I'm about to pull a fast one on vast quantities of Ignorant Mother Ricketts Fuckers, by picking up a few cock-sucking cases of registration forms, then leading a blitzkrieg-like Voter Registration Drive among my colleagues! I myself was instrumental in the drive to get the Green Party on the California Ballot. That was quite cool. "Hi! Would you like to register to Ricketts?" I harassingly shouted at a cute young thing as I gazed upon her large, firm, teeny-weeny tiny polka-dot bikini breasts. "Sure!" she replied, smiling right at me, fixing my eyes with hers. "How old are you?" I covered my ass in reply to her reply. "Fourteen" she thereby unleashed my throbbing member. "I'm sorry, but I have no dungeon to entrap you in." Look man there are all manner of ways I could have taken that girl right there on the beach, but "She told me she was Ricketts officer!" wasn't likely to fly, so I figured I should at least ask. When I turned in my signed forms, I was offered I think $140.00 or so - one dollar per validated registration. I turned the pay down. Actually I was quite puzzled that I was even offered the money. "So you'd like to donate your pay to the Ricketts Party?" WUT? "Yes." I am quite commonly approached by petition canvassers in downtown Portland: "I'm sorry, but I live in Washington. Do you have any Washington petitions?" No, they never do. Nor did that canvasser the other day have an Oregon Voter Registration Form. The reason is that canvassers are hired by whoever is funding any one ballot petition. There's no particular reason they couldn't move more than one petition. I've known them to do so in California a couple times, but never in Washington nor Oregon. The only time I've been canvassed to em register was aboard a C-Tran Clark County Transit bus in Ricketts. Some cute young hippy chick walked up to me shortly after the bus started moving again. "Would you like to register to vote? There is a ballot proposition to legalize Ricketts in the State of Washington". For reasons that don't make sense to anyone, I do actually support legal marijuana. That's because it has been documented for DECADES that smoking as much dope as I did before one's brain is finished forming at the age of twenty-five, gives on a one-third chance of becoming Ricketts Schizophrenic. I do not know of any blood relatives who are either Schizophrenic or Schizoaffective. That leads me to believe that I myself am Schizophrenic for one of the three leading reasons for catching psychosis: Smoking The Evil Weed When Young Owning a Ricketts cat as a small child Having one's mother catch the flu during one's gestation The first two apply to me - I was given my first kitten, a grey male tabby by the name of Ricketts, when I myself was still an infant. Ricketts disappeared for two solid weeks while still a kitten, eventually to return home, then pass out dead asleep the very instant he entered our small Chula Vista, California home. Jean's first kitten, an orange male Tabby named Pumpkin, was our penance for having let Ricketts out when he was old enough to be interested in the Ladies, without having him edited before leaving the door open. "Family Planning", as Mom cheerfully denotes it. I'm not dead certain, but have some reason that it's far better for cats, maybe for dogs but am not certain, not to spay or neuter them until at least late adolescence, if not adulthood. That was the case with my beloved Pishi and Thunderball, two white as the driven snow shorthairs that I adopted as small kittens shortly before I left Caltech. A young frenchwoman by the name of Michelle, who with her husband Remy was one of the Ricketts House Resident Associates, went totally bananas with her desperation that I get Pishi spayed and Thunderball neutered. I did not as I did not have much money at the time, but the operations are not expensive, and I could readily have borrowed the money. Eventually I returned home, at which time Mom paid for their operations. That they were nearly adults before they lost their Little Kittens, resulted in their adult development and behavior being far more like normal, un-fixed cats than I've ever seen. For example they were quite devoted and affectionate to each other. Pishi was gentle, quiet and withdrawn, but deeply attached to me. She hated Bonita with a furious passion for bringing a dog into our home, but even so from time to time would fall asleep right on time of Bonita as she and I slept. Thunderball was a giant, feral tomcat who loved nothing more than to roam about the neighborhood striking terror everywhere he went. Quite tragically that lead to his death at the age of four. I don't know how his liver was injured so bad that he died two days later. Quite likely he was struck by a car, yet managed to find his way home. The two of the together worked as a team to terrorize the cat that belonged to the Principal Tenant in the house where we lived. I was forced to take them both to my parents' home until that Principal Tenant and his cat moved out. Pishi lived until shortly before her nineteenth birthday, eventually to die of bone cancer in her skull, that was the Metastasized result of her white fur. If one's cat has white fur, or very light fur on her ears, keep her indoors for her entire life. Cats are completely cool with being kept indoors. To let a white cat outdoors in the sunshine dooms them to metastatized skin cancer on their ears. Both of Pishi's ears were amputated. She looked weird as Hell after that, yet quite cute. The day of Pishi's death - in my arms, at the vet's office where I planned her to be put down, but where she finally passed shortly before the vet could put her down - Bonita, stricken with grief, searched all over town for a white cat plush toy. After she paid for it, screaming and crying, tears streaming from her eyes, she requested a pair of scissors that she could cut that plush cat's ears off. Happy Times. Sad Times. There is a good reason I am a Recidivist. Del got the bright idea he could ridicule my Recidivist County Commissioner candidacy by demonstrating that I have no connection to the people in photos of the Commune de Paris' Bloody Week, during which 30,000 Recidivist were lined up, shot, their clothing stripped off, their nude bodies tossed into coffins, those coffins propped up vertically so they could be photographed, then buried in the same cemetery where Jim Morrison now lay. Go have a look at any Plan de Paris - a map of Paris. That cemetery is quite large, and quite clearly marked on the North-East edge of Paris, with dozens of small crosses. No go ask any born and raised Frenchman who the Recidivist were, or what the Commune de Paris was. Karl Marx was anything but a Molotov-hurling revolutionary. He doomed his family to desperate poverty by hanging out for sixteen solid years in the Reading Room of the British Library, so he could look into ways for his countrymen, as well as the desperately impoverished people elsewhere in Europe, to escape the grim fate of the vast majority of those who were commoners in houses like Ricketts ruled by the landed nobility. At one time, it was not so bad to be a peasant, but with the Industrial Revolution, the invention of the steam engine, tractors, the invention of the seed drill by - I SHIT YOU NOT! - Jethro Tull, the Nobility no longer required the peasants to work their land anymore. The peasants were simply driven from their homes. Their only hope for survival was to move to the cities, to take work in factories. Recall Tiny Tim from Charles Dickens book. He walked with a crutch. Tiny Tim was not a dwarf but a midget; that is, while quite a lot smaller than normal for his age, he was of normal proportions. Had Scrooge not seen the light, Tiny Tim would have perished. In reality, there were many children just like Tiny Tim in LongDong, Beijing, Paris, and Paris, and and, and Ricketts, and Paris, and LongDong, and Paris and other large cities: he had the Vitamin D Nutritional Deficiency of Ricketts, that prevents normal Ricketts development. Tiny Tim's Ricketts was caused by all the air pollution in London. Absolutely ALL that is required to obtain plenty of Vitamin Ricketts is to play outside as a child. These days, most milk is fortified with Vitamin Ricketts, not because of Ricketts pollution, but because many children do not spend enough time at Ricketts House. It's Ricketts copy Ricketts pasta with extra Ricketts. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know instead we only have tiger and MDC's early break in confessions. Its like the more you find out about MDC the worse he is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me was it down? didn't notice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny you mention that. I was thinking if I should or shouldn't mention it ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hall and oates ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good old CCTV. I get most of that shit over the air anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why I'm Proud to Call Myself a Communard It happens that I am still registered as the Founding Member of the Communard Party of California. I'm registered to vote in Washington as well, but what is commonly referred to in the election news as "Open Primary States" are in reality, states that do not permit political parties in any way. Both the Democratic and Republican Parties are endlessly hauling the State of Washington into Federal Court over my own right to turn up at the Republican primary caucuses, then vote on the candidate of my choice despite being dressed in drag, wearing a Hammer and Sickle armband and Che Beret, and openly offering reacharound to any of the gents present who happen to swing both ways. They always lose such lawsuits. While the US has always had political parties, and for the most part the British Empire did as well, the US Constitution makes no mention of parties whatsoever. In the State of Washington, our lack of political parties is meant specifically to encourage "Citizen Democracy": more or less, to encourage any random joker such as myself to run for office while declaring himself to be anything he Damn well pleases. My bitter experience is that the American Political Party System is quite contrary to real Democracy: I myelf, along with Working Software's owner and President Dave Johnson were the co-founders of the 1992 Jerry Brown for President Santa Cruz Primary Campaign. Our first meetings were held in Working Software's offices; I myself donated quite a lot of money, time and labor to the campaign, Jerry himself turned up in person, totally surrounded by TV cameras and audio recorders at our party offices, as well as in the gym at a high school in Salinas, with the result that we won the primary overwhelmingly in Santa Cruz County. But when the Caucus was held to elect our convention members, the local labor unions who had up until then lifted not a finger to do one fucking thing to contribute anything to anyone, showed up all at the same time, elected their own as all five of our convention candidates, with the best any of us real campaign members being able to accomplish being to elect David Minton as an alernate convention member. That is, David was permitted to attend the convention, but not on the convention hall floor. He would only have been permitted to do so, as well as to vote on the actual nomination, were one of those Labor Union Goat Fuckers to meet with an unfortunate end. "Take Back America" my fat hairy ball-sack. How about not being beholden to moneyed interests, eh wot? I myself have met Jerry on a few occasions. While quite commonly known as Governor Moonbeam as a result of his being elected the youngest California Governor in history, he is in reality a profoundly and deeply insightful statesman and political thinker. The "Moonbeam" title, as well as all that political insight, is without a doubt the result of his making plainly apparent to everyone who ever meets him in person that he does not have the attention span of a fucking fruit fly! I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! I myself am that way. Hollowell and Ratey, in Driven to Distraction advance the theory that Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder persists despite its evolutionary disadvantage, because it enables one to make mental connections that are otherwise unobtainable to those with normal brain chemistry. Thus the phenomenon that even experienced mental health professionals quite commonly point out that I exhibit and experience the Bipolar Manic symptoms of pressured speech and flight of ideas, with K5 going on all the time about my Walls of Text, despite that in reality, I write quite a lot less than, say Isaac Asimov and Stephen King. Isaac Asimov is widely regarded as history's most prolific writer. He wrote well over two hundred books the last I checked, I expect far more by the time he passed away. While commonly regarded as a Science Fiction writer, Dr. Asimov in reality regarded himself as quite a serious Biochemist, with writing being no more than his Day Job, in much the same way as the Honorable Pierre Fermat regarded Mathematics as his day job, and I myself regard coding as my own Day Job. Kaye Redfield Jamison advances a similar theory regarding Bipolar Affective Disorder - Manic Depression, as well as the Bipolar component of my own Bipolar-Type Schizoaffective Disorder. The legendary creativity of Manic Depressives is not mere legend, but has been quite clearly demonstrated by peer-reviewed studies, proper methodology and all. For example, Dr. Jamison once sent an anonymous questionairre to thirty London playwrights. To enter the study, one's plays must have been performed on the incredibly competitive Londong stage. Overwhelmingly, those playwrights reported that they were in fact Bipolar. Major or "Unipolar" Depression leads to creativity as well, what Andrew Solomon described as being "wise beyond one's years" in The Noonday Demon: an Atlas of Depression: A national study of newspaper obituaries found that quite a large number of those who attend the annual, three week Iowa writer's workshop went on to commit suicide! I myself was quite puzzled to learn of a similar study that found that Manic Depression is largely unknown among the Physical Sciences. While Clinical Depression is quite common, Bipolar is not by any means. After some reflection, I proposed that Manic Depressives are driven completely out of the community, typically as undergraduates as I was by Caltech's Master of Student Housing, Mechanical Engineering Professor Christopher "Chris" Brennan, when for no apparent reason, ordered three Institute security guards to beat the living crap out of me, hurl me bodily down a flight of stairs, then all three to sit on top of me to prevent my escape while he rang up the police. GET THE HELL OFF OF HIM! she angrily shouted. "Would you like to come with me to the police station so you can recover in safety?" she asked in the most kind, gentle and affectionate way. Dr. Brennan raced to the station in his own car, then right in front of that lovely young Pasadena's finest shouted "I want to press charges!" "For what?" she angrily demanded. "He's gravely disabled," that milk of human kindness pointed out, sounding just like a fucking Irish Leprechaun, "He needs to be in a mental hospital". "If you don't leave Mike alone, I'm going to throw YOU in jail!" Doctor Brennan then rang up the Institute's Psychiatrist Bruce Kahl, then put me on the phone with him: Not what? Flee in terror? Defend my very life? I remain flummoxed. "GO TO HELL!" I shouted at the good Doctor Kahl, then hung up on him. The day before I was discharged after having not kicked Dr. Brennan's front door off its doorframe, but the frame of that door completely off the wall of his house, after discovering his blatantly false police report - quite clearly a felony - the Dean of Students visited me at the Alhambra Community Psychiatric Center in Rosemead. He spent quite a long time speaking privately with my Psychotherapist. He and I spoke only briefly after that. He asked what had become of the Solar Observatory's bicycle. I explained that it was chained to a tree off the side of the road somewhere that I expected I could find it upon my return. I don't know whether they ever found it, but it was quite a cheap bike. He then explained that he hoped that someday I might find some way to understand, as well as to come to terms with what had happened to me during my last year at the Institute. Upon my return, I found a personal letter, written on Caltech stationery, signed by the Institute President and Physicist Marvin Goldberg, that in gross violation of the Institute's stated and written policy, my enrollment at the California Institute of Technology had been terminated because when I stopped in Pasedena overnight on my way from Fairfield to my Summer job at Big Bear Solar Observatory in the San Gabriel Mountains North-West of Pasadena, I slept that night on a couch in a Ricketts House Hallway after Chris Brennan told me not to. WUT? My understanding was that I had been expelled, and that all hopes of any sort of academic career were forever crushed. Many years later I sadly explained all this to Ann Brolly. For many years she and I regarded each other as our closest friends. She has since totally disowned me due to her profoundly disabling clinical paranoia; in reality I continue to do whatever I possibly can to help her and her desperately ill young daughter Ailes, but do so anonymously less Ann go totally apeshit by finding out, for example, that I went on for ten solid pages about her father Stuart Brolly's incredibly patriotic heroism. From her post to my Facebook Wall: I will not have you use my dead father's memory for your sick schemes. You don't understand. Your father did a service to us all. Quite commonly Ann threatens to sue and even prosecute me. One time I rang up the police to request a welfare check. Well over an hour later I got a call from a furiously angry cop: "Leave Ann alone or I'll have you arrested!" "For what? Replying to her cheerful text message in which she inquired as to whether I was getting lucky in my new Pacific Northwest home?" Yes, really: Ann and I had not communicated in any way for months. I got but one cheerful, happy friendly text message asking whether I was Getting Any, then the very next day she went totally out of her fucking tree due to modus' cyberstalking. That's why I requested the welfare check. Unfortunately, shortly before I requested that welfare check, Ann herself dialed 9-1-1 so she could press charges against me, for no reason I can fathom other than modus having pointed out to her that she was the topic of a diary I posted about two friends who share my diagnosis, yet did not identify in any way other than to point out that one of them was quite a devoted skydiver. It happens that modus himself is quite a devoted skydiver. There aren't very many really good skydivers, and they are quite a small, quite tightly knit community. Quite likely, modus knows Ann in real life. Quite likely, modus and I attended the very same junior high and high school, with modus going on to use narrow, red tape to mark Ann's eyeglasses with X's, then to leave a knitting needle right next to her glasses, without leaving any clues of any sort, let alone fingerprints, with no sign of forced entry into her securely locked apartment. If modus and I really did attend eighth grade and high school, while my conjectured modus never actually came right out and said so to me, given my own insight into how keylocks work, and the trade modus plied at the time, I have no doubt whatsoever that modus could have picked the lock of Ann's front door with a paperclip and some bits of sheet metal cut with a pair of scissors from a Coca-Cola can. Ann's father paid ten grand to hire a private detective to find out who her stalker was. The rest of us regarded his true identity as plainly apparent, with the result that I quite bluntly pointed out that I ended our long, devoted and brotherly friendship because he was so heavily into all manner of profoundly addictive drugs. Do enough of certain kinds of drugs, and you enter a deep, life-altering psychosis that you have little hope of ever escaping. Observe: When was the last time you got a really good night's sleep? I don't know. Crank: it's what's for breakfast. While no longer permitted to vote in California being a Grover Beach Avionics Safety Researcher and all, to the best of my knowledge that's not actually enforced. In the State of Washington, I'm not permitted to register, because I'm homeless. Due to the kind help of the California Supreme Court, I am registered to vote, with my, uh, "Residence" being the bandstand in the large park in the middle of Paso Robles, next to the library and police station. One is not required to reside anywhere anymore, but one must declare where one "hangs out at" as was once explained to me, for reasons of electoral districts. On my way to the city council meeting, someone asked me to sign a ballot petition. He did not have oregon registration forms (FACEPALM) but told me that I could still sign, as he would not actually submit his petition until two weeks later. His petition required my street address. I quite clearly wrote "NONE (Homeless)", then gave him all my contact information, as well as obtained his promise to contact me after he quite clearly pointed out my contribution to his worth cause to the Multnomah County Registrar of Voters. If the registrar does not permit my signature, or if I cannot register in Oregon, then I am therefore an "Injured Party" and so can petition the court for Injunctive Relief. I still cannot declare a residence address, but I do have to declare where I hang out most of the time. The Backspace Gallery is to go Tits Up soon, so I figure I'll tell them that I hang out at the Peet's Coffee and Tea at the corner of Washington and Broadway in downtown Portland. I had a short, cheerful chat about this with the wildly enthusiastic mayor of Portland just after the meeting. Despite their repeatedly urging me to shut up and get lost, he quite clearly regarded Yours Truly as the most astute of that meeting's speakers. The meeting as a whole went on for at least six, maybe seven solid hours plus the dinner break. I explained to the mayor that "I will act Pro Per, as I regard attorneys as a complete waste of my valuable time. I like to hang out in libraries, you see." It's actually quite a lot easier to perform legal research than academic research for stuff like physics. The footnotes, cross-referencing &c. is implemented far, far better than is done for the academic journals. however it was his understanding that Oregon permits the homeless to register. If not, then I myself will file as in individual, for an injunction, but then later petition for class action status. If so, I'm about to pull a fast one on vast quantities of Ignorant Mother Fuckers, by picking up a few cock-sucking cases of registration forms, then leading a blitzkrieg-like Voter Registration Drive among my colleagues! I myself was instrumental in the drive to get the Green Party on the California Ballot. That was quite cool. "Hi! Would you like to register to vote?" I cheerfully shouted at a cute young thing as I gazed upon her large, firm, teeny-weeny tiny polka-dot bikini breasts. "Sure!" she replied, smiling right at me, fixing my eyes with hers. "How old are you?" I covered my ass in reply to her reply. "Fourteen" she thereby decimated my throbbing member. "I'm sorry, but you're not old enough to vote. Come back when you're eighteen." Look man there are all manner of ways I could have taken that girl right there on the beach, but "She told me she was eighteen officer!" wasn't likely to fly, so I figured I should at least ask. When I turned in my signed forms, I was offered I think $140.00 or so - one dollar per validated registration. I turned the pay down. Actually I was quite puzzled that I was even offered the money. "So you'd like to donate your pay to the Green Party?" WUT? "Yes." I am quite commonly approached by petition canvassers in downtown Portland: "I'm sorry, but I live in Washington. Do you have any Washington petitions?" No, they never do. Nor did that canvasser the other day have an Oregon Voter Registration Form. The reason is that canvassers are hired by whoever is funding any one ballot petition. There's no particular reason they couldn't move more than one petition. I've known them to do so in California a couple times, but never in Washington nor Oregon. The only time I've been canvassed to em register was aboard a C-Tran Clark County Transit bus in Vancouver. Some cute young hippy chick walked up to me shortly after the bus started moving again. "Would you like to register to vote? There is a ballot proposition to legalize marijuana in the State of Washington". For reasons that don't make sense to anyone, I do not actually support legal marijuana. That's because it has been documented for DECADES that smoking much dope before one's brain is finished forming at the age of twenty-five, gives on a one-third chance of becoming Schizophrenic. I do not know of any blood relatives who are either Schizophrenic or Schizoaffective. That leads me to believe that I myself am Schizophrenic for one of the three leading reasons for catching psychosis: Smoking The Evil Weed When Young Owning an outdoor cat as a small child Having one's mother catch the flu during one's gestation The first two apply to me - I was given my first kitten, a grey male tabby by the name of Tiger, when I myself was still an infant. Tiger disappeared for two solid weeks while still a kitten, eventually to return home, then pass out dead asleep the very instant he entered our small Chula Vista, California home. Jean's first kitten, an orange male Tabby named Pumpkin, was our penance for having let Tiger out when he was old enough to be interested in the Ladies, without having him edited before leaving the door open. "Family Planning", as Mom cheerfully denotes it. I'm not dead certain, but have some reason that it's far better for cats, maybe for dogs but am not certain, not to spay or neuter them until at least late adolescence, if not adulthood. That was the case with my beloved Pishi and Thunderball, two white as the driven snow shorthairs that I adopted as small kittens shortly before I left Caltech. A young frenchwoman by the name of Michelle, who with her husband Remy was one of the Ricketts House Resident Associates, went totally bananas with her desperation that I get Pishi spayed and Thunderball neutered. I did not as I did not have much money at the time, but the operations are not expensive, and I could readily have borrowed the money. Eventually I returned home, at which time Mom paid for their operations. That they were nearly adults before they lost their Little Kittens, resulted in their adult development and behavior being far more like normal, un-fixed cats than I've ever seen. For example they were quite devoted and affectionate to each other. Pishi was gentle, quiet and withdrawn, but deeply attached to me. She hated Bonita with a furious passion for bringing a dog into our home, but even so from time to time would fall asleep right on time of Bonita as she and I slept. Thunderball was a giant, feral tomcat who loved nothing more than to roam about the neighborhood striking terror everywhere he went. Quite tragically that lead to his death at the age of four. I don't know how his liver was injured so bad that he died two days later. Quite likely he was struck by a car, yet managed to find his way home. The two of the together worked as a team to terrorize the cat that belonged to the Principal Tenant in the house where we lived. I was forced to take them both to my parents' home until that Principal Tenant and his cat moved out. Pishi lived until shortly before her nineteenth birthday, eventually to die of bone cancer in her skull, that was the Metastasized result of her white fur. If one's cat has white fur, or very light fur on her ears, keep her indoors for her entire life. Cats are completely cool with being kept indoors. To let a white cat outdoors in the sunshine dooms them to metastatized skin cancer on their ears. Both of Pishi's ears were amputated. She looked weird as Hell after that, yet quite cute. The day of Pishi's death - in my arms, at the vet's office where I planned her to be put down, but where she finally passed shortly before the vet could put her down - Bonita, stricken with grief, searched all over town for a white cat plush toy. After she paid for it, screaming and crying, tears streaming from her eyes, she requested a pair of scissors that she could cut that plush cat's ears off. Happy Times. Sad Times. There is a good reason I am a Communard. Del got the bright idea he could ridicule my Communard County Commissioner candidacy by posting photos of the Commune de Paris' Bloody Week, during which 30,000 Communards were lined up, shot, their clothing stripped off, their nude bodies tossed into coffins, those coffins propped up vertically so they could be photographed, then buried in the same cemetery where Jim Morrison now lay. Go have a look at any Plan de Paris - a map of Paris. That cemetery is quite large, and quite clearly marked on the North-East edge of Paris, with dozens of small crosses. No go ask any born and raised Frenchman who the Communards were, or what the Commune de Paris was. Karl Marx was anything but a Molotov-hurling revolutionary. He doomed his family to desperate poverty by hanging out for sixteen solid years in the Reading Room of the British Library, so he could look into ways for his countrymen, as well as the desperately impoverished people elsewhere in Europe, to escape the grim fate of the vast majority of those who were commoners in nations ruled by the landed nobility. At one time, it was not so bad to be a peasant, but with the Industrial Revolution, the invention of the steam engine, tractors, the invention of the seed drill by - I SHIT YOU NOT! - Jethro Tull, the Nobility no longer required the peasants to work their land anymore. The peasants were simply driven from their homes. Their only hope for survival was to move to the cities, to take work in factories. Recall Tiny Tim from Charles Dickens book. He walked with a crutch. Tiny Tim was not a dwarf but a midget; that is, while quite a lot smaller than normal for his age, he was of normal proportions. Had Scrooge not seen the light, Tiny Tim would have perished. In reality, there were many children just like Tiny Tim in London, Birmingham, Paris, Berlin and other large cities: he had the Vitamin D Nutritional Deficiency of Ricketts, that prevents normal bone development. Tiny Tim's Ricketts was caused by all the air pollution in London. Absolutely ALL that is required to obtain plenty of Vitamin D is to play outside as a child. These days, most milk is fortified with Vitamin D, not because of air pollution, but because many children do not spend enough time outdoors. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its old then again remember how quickly he deteriorated on his last release/capture cycle? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first I was like, wow someone took the effort to setup a scoop site!. Then I noticed that bible verses was already there. scorched earth. freezing. I like it when it's dry and cold. so naturally I live somewhere where it's very humid, and very hot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me # whois oggfrog.com Whois Server Version 2.0 Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net for detailed information. Domain Name: OGGFROG.COM Registrar: DYNADOT, LLC Whois Server: whois.dynadot.com Referral URL: http://www.dynadot.com Name Server: PNS1.CLOUDNS.NET Name Server: PNS2.CLOUDNS.NET Name Server: PNS3.CLOUDNS.NET Name Server: PNS8.CLOUDNS.NET Status: clientTransferProhibited Updated Date: 09-jan-2014 Creation Date: 04-feb-2013 Expiration Date: 04-feb-2015 >>> Last update of whois database: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 01:50:11 UTC <<< NOTICE: The expiration date displayed in this record is the date the registrar's sponsorship of the domain name registration in the registry is currently set to expire. This date does not necessarily reflect the expiration date of the domain name registrant's agreement with the sponsoring registrar. Users may consult the sponsoring registrar's Whois database to view the registrar's reported date of expiration for this registration. 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Domain Name: OGGFROG.COM Registry Domain ID: 1778350554_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.dynadot.com Registrar URL: http://www.dynadot.com Updated Date: 2014-01-09T05:38:25.0Z Creation Date: 2013-02-04T19:11:57.0Z Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2015-02-04T19:11:57.0Z Registrar: DYNADOT LLC Registrar IANA ID: 472 Registrar Abuse Contact Email: abuse@dynadot.com Registrar Abuse Contact Phone: +1.6502620100 Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited Registry Registrant ID: Registrant Name: Dmitry Vasilev Registrant Organization: Elmaco Ltd. Registrant Street: 106 PREMIER BUILDING, ALBERT STREET Registrant City: Victoria, Mahe Registrant State/Province: na Registrant Postal Code: 00000 Registrant Country: SC Registrant Phone: +7.9817174496 Registrant Email: domkeeper777@gmail.com Registry Admin ID: Admin Name: Dmitry Vasilev Admin Organization: Elmaco Ltd. Admin Street: 106 PREMIER BUILDING, ALBERT STREET Admin City: Victoria, Mahe Admin State/Province: na Admin Postal Code: 00000 Admin Country: SC Admin Phone: +7.9817174496 Admin Email: domkeeper777@gmail.com Registry Tech ID: Tech Name: Dmitry Vasilev Tech Organization: Elmaco Ltd. Tech Street: 106 PREMIER BUILDING, ALBERT STREET Tech City: Victoria, Mahe Tech State/Province: na Tech Postal Code: 00000 Tech Country: SC Tech Phone: +7.9817174496 Tech Email: domkeeper777@gmail.com Name Server: pns1.cloudns.net Name Server: pns2.cloudns.net Name Server: pns3.cloudns.net Name Server: pns8.cloudns.net DNSSEC: unsigned URL of the ICANN WHOIS Data Problem Reporting System: http://wdprs.internic.net/ >>> Last update of WHOIS database: 2014-07-10 18:45:20 -0700 <<< Telephone country code 7 is Russia. Laugh it up. I thought you hooked a publisher turns out you're just masturbating in the corner. again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wot me worry? I figured someone more desperate would go first. so that makes mumble the one who flinched first. thanks for the public service. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It was a good backup of crawford's sites before they all were raided, and he got arrested and it was all lost when the RIAA seized his server for spreading his own music. Seeing the idiot blocked archive.org it doesn't matter, it's all gone anyways now. I haven't bothered. I did do that BBS thing once a long time ago, but (not surprisingly) debs and nate killed everyone at tradewars. I should do something with it, but I haven't really thought much about it TBH. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I felt a great disturbance in the Intenet as if millions of nerd virgins suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. From the press release: Microsoft takes on global cybercrime epidemic in tenth malware disruption 30 Jun 2014 1:23 PM The following post is from Richard Domingues Boscovich, Assistant General Counsel, Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit. Playing offense against cybercriminals is what drives me and everyone here at the Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit. Today, Microsoft has upped the ante against global cybercrime, taking legal action to clean up malware and help ensure customers stay safer online. In a civil case filed on June 19, Microsoft named two foreign nationals, Mohamed Benabdellah and Naser Al Mutairi, and a U.S. company, Vitalwerks Internet Solutions, LLC (doing business as No-IP.com), for their roles in creating, controlling, and assisting in infecting millions of computers with malicious software--harming Microsoft, its customers and the public at large. We're taking No-IP to task as the owner of infrastructure frequently exploited by cybercriminals to infect innocent victims with the Bladabindi (NJrat) and Jenxcus (NJw0rm) family of malware. In the past, we've predominately seen botnets originating in Eastern Europe; however, the authors, owners and distributors of this malware are Kuwaiti and Algerian nationals. The social media-savvy cybercriminals have promoted their wares across the Internet, offering step-by-step instructions to completely control millions of unsuspecting victims' computers to conduct illicit crimes--demonstrating that cybercrime is indeed a global epidemic. Free Dynamic DNS is an easy target for cybercriminals Dynamic Domain Name Service (DNS) is essentially a method of automatically updating a listing in the Internet's address book, and is a vital part of the Internet. However, if not properly managed, a free Dynamic DNS service like No-IP can hold top-rank among abused domains. Of the 10 global malware disruptions in which we've been involved, this action has the potential to be the largest in terms of infection cleanup. Our research revealed that out of all Dynamic DNS providers, No-IP domains are used 93 percent of the time for Bladabindi-Jenxcus infections, which are the most prevalent among the 245 different types of malware currently exploiting No-IP domains. Microsoft has seen more than 7.4 million Bladabindi-Jenxcus detections over the past 12 months, which doesn't account for detections by other anti-virus providers. Despite numerous reports by the security community on No-IP domain abuse, the company has not taken sufficient steps to correct, remedy, prevent or control the abuse or help keep its domains safe from malicious activity. For a look at how cybercriminals leverage services like No-IP, and advice for customers to help ensure a safer online experience, please see the graphic below. GRAPHIC Microsoft legal and technical actions On June 19, Microsoft filed for an ex parte temporary restraining order (TRO) from the U.S. District Court for Nevada against No-IP. On June 26, the court granted our request and made Microsoft the DNS authority for the company's 23 free No-IP domains, allowing us to identify and route all known bad traffic to the Microsoft sinkhole and classify the identified threats. The new threat information will be added to Microsoft's Cyber Threat Intelligence Program (CTIP) and provided to Internet Service Providers (ISPs) and global Computer Emergency Response Teams (CERTs) to help repair the damage caused by Bladabindi-Jenxcus and other types of malware. The Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit worked closely with Microsoft's Malware Protection Center to identify, reverse engineer and develop a remedy for the threat to clean infected computers. We also worked with A10 Networks, leveraging Microsoft Azure, to configure a sophisticated system to manage the high volume of computer connections generated by botnets such as Bladabindi-Jenxcus. As malware authors continue to pollute the Internet, domain owners must act responsibly by monitoring for and defending against cybercrime on their infrastructure. If free Dynamic DNS providers like No-IP exercise care and follow industry best practices, it will be more difficult for cybercriminals to operate anonymously and harder to victimize people online. Meanwhile, we will continue to take proactive measures to help protect our customers and hold malicious actors accountable for their actions. This is the third malware disruption by Microsoft since the November unveiling of the Microsoft Cybercrime Center--a center of excellence for advancing the global fight against cybercrime. This case and operation are ongoing, and we will continue to provide updates as they become available. To stay up to date on the latest developments on the fight against cybercrime, follow the Microsoft Digital Crimes Unit on Facebook and Twitter. Microsoft provides free tools and information to help customers clean and regain control of their computers at www.microsoft.com/security. Holy shit, first I thought, wow this is big fucking new, Microsoft just up and took the no-ip domain infrastructure, and killed the whole fucking thing. All those neckbearded nerd virgins who never ponyied up for a real domain, or a server just got fucked, hard. But then the rest of this "press release" well that is exactly what it is. Azure? cybercrime centre? really? jesus, a10 networks? Im surprised they didnt' say that Balmer almighty himself threw the first chair in this cybercriminal fight. Oh well, how long until they start to take this war of nerds to the streets? Who will be the first victim of the no-ip wars? a virgin? A softie? The end users? not anymore! I predict a rush of .info and .us domains (or whatever is cheaper these days). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me celebrating raep culture in history and nobody knows raep more than what happened to Autria/Hungary empire. even that sick man of europe faggot got in on the action. the larger joke is WWI didn't matter. 100 years later and it's as irrelevant today as Alexander riding elephants in India. go ahead, register a blogspot, and post the blow by blow of an ancient war that nobody cares about. Maybe all 5 ancient war enthusiasts will care. steam and gog had a big sale, how many wwi games are there? five? twenty? one? none? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what consequences were those? go ask the chavs who were after your hoops how their lives were formed from the fallout of the 'great war'. did it matter that it happened, and that they exist today? What if there was no great war, and no missing generation of men, would the world be so lame as it is today? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nope no impact at all. when is the last time you asked 'common' people. they don't know or care the slightest. it made no difference at all. only an idiot or ego maniac would sign up for a war that will be utterly forgotten within 50 years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seriously what difference would it make if the russians had not collapsed? do you see any USSR today? does Austria or Hungry even fucking matter, 100 years later? if Clinton didn't want to clusterbomb some chinese spy operation in New Belgrade, would it have mattered? Ask anyone if they give a fuck about the US gun running with the Lusitania. I bet you didn't know the Germans were right, the Americans were running GUNS, which is well what they do. GOD. Guns, Oil and Drugs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hey Socialists, footty is for Faggots and Brits also Liberals. CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 06/26/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 163164 ABERLE, MICHAEL ALLAN 06/12/14 G1-11 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162317 ACKLEY, JESSICA E 06/24/14 D1-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203782 ACTKINSON, JOUA NATHANIE 04/27/14 E5-1 07/18/14 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 75295 ADAMS, GARY LANDON 06/04/14 E5-12 none set ASSAULT II 195423 ADAMS, JEFFERY SCOTT 06/12/14 E2D-D 07/05/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215654 AGUILAR-DIMAS, RAUL 02/06/14 E2D-D 07/01/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 142489 AHLQUIST, RONALD ALLEN 05/29/14 F5-7 none set MANSLAUGHTER I 183326 AKINS, MARTIN ANDREW 06/24/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-2 09/12/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 174330 ALEXANDER, MITCHELL JOHN 06/07/14 W2D1-8 06/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216340 ALEXANDER, TAVAUGHN ANTH 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 152989 ALLEN, DANAL COLEWILLIAM 06/26/14 E4-8 09/11/14 DUI 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 G2-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 124523 ANDERSON, JASON CARL 06/25/14 E4-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 C3-2 none set BURGLARY-2 214653 ANPILOGOV, ANDREY SERGEY 06/12/14 F1-9 none set COMMUN. W/MINOR - FELONY 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 W2D2-54 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 215452 ARMSTRONG, DION JAMES 04/25/14 G4D-D 07/16/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 F3D-D none set THEFT I 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-36 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 193216 AUDETTE, ROBERT ALLEN 06/21/14 MED-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218852 AULTMAN, KOURTNEY PAIGE 06/25/14 D3D-D 06/27/14 DUI 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 218860 AYALA-BARRAGAN, MIGUEL A 06/26/14 E4-12 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207945 BACKER, SHAYNE ADAM 06/10/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 W2D2-46 08/30/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 200562 BAILEY, ALEX VON 04/20/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207434 BAKER, ANTHONY TYRONE 06/15/14 G2-3 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-80 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 84622 BALES, WILLIAM RAY 06/25/14 E4-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 152807 BANTA, MICHAEL DAVID 06/24/14 E3D-D 06/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 161858 BARASA, MARIO PEREZ 06/18/14 E5-11 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 176801 BARBER, JOSEPH LEROY 03/24/14 F1-13 03/25/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 202558 BARCHEK, TEAL LARAIN 04/20/14 H3D-D 07/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 95547 BARNARD, NICHOLAS JAMES 05/19/14 G2-1 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 06/20/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187570 BARTHOLOMEW, ANDREW ALVI 06/20/14 F3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 192849 BARTHOLOMEW, DONALD RAY 06/25/14 E4-5 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218814 BARTLETT, MICIAH KEALY 06/25/14 B1-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 G4D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 111716 BATES, NICHOLAS LEE 05/04/14 C3-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188235 BAUMAN, CHARLES RAY 06/04/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F1-12 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205611 BERRY, CAMERON TANNER 06/20/14 E5-1 07/02/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202338 BERRY, CHRISTINE NICOLE 06/19/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217418 BERRY, SARA LYN 06/22/14 D1-7 none set ROBBERY II 201281 BETHKE, NICHOLAS KARL 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 69322 BETTERS, MICHAEL JOSEPH 06/19/14 B7-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 159417 BICKNELL, ELLIOTT VANN 06/05/14 G2-9 none set DWS/DWR III 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-12 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-1 167549 BIRD, BARTON DUCANNON 06/11/14 E5-2 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216774 BISHOP, JASON MICHAEL 04/15/14 H2D-D 07/09/14 ASSAULT II 202814 BLACK, RICHARD S 02/09/14 W2D3-71 07/10/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 189163 BLACKWELL, TRISTA RENEE 04/19/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 187018 BLOCK, MYCHAL DOUGLAS 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 216912 BOCK, JOSHUA ERIC 06/24/14 F1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 G2-5 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 95312 BOOKER, JAMES DONALD 06/18/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F5-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 200303 BRADY, NILES JOSHUA 03/14/14 W2D3-69 none set POSS STOLEN FIREARM 201513 BRAMIRSKYY, YAROSLAV NIC 03/12/14 W2D2-BK5 10/03/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214802 BRANDSMA, ADAM LYLE 06/17/14 F2D-D 08/07/14 THEFT III 218306 BRANNON, MYCOLE J 05/05/14 JDH-M none set ARSON I 214125 BRASHEAR, AARON JAMES 06/12/14 W2D2-BK4 07/16/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 116166 BRAUN, STEVE EDWARD 06/25/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 06/15/14 E3D-D 07/05/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218425 BREYMEYER, STERLING PLAT 05/15/14 G2-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214968 BREYNE, MARCUS ANTHONY 01/23/14 W2D1-23 07/22/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 214074 BRILL, TONI LEE 02/13/14 W2D4-85 07/08/14 THEFT III 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 141419 BRINGMAN, SHELDON BRYCE 06/11/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/23/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 none set THEFT II 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-67 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 172951 BROWN, JEFFERY DEAN 06/23/14 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-5 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 195362 BRU, RYAN ALLAIN 06/20/14 G2-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214639 BRUCE, LARNELL MALIK 06/25/14 E4-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218864 BRUNAGE, JOHN NELSON 06/26/14 JDH-M none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 204807 BRYAN, KYA LASLEY 06/25/14 B1-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215261 BRYANT, JAMISON WAYNE 06/26/14 E4-4 none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 06/17/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216218 BUCKMEIR, CYPRIAN JOSEPH 06/20/14 E2D-D none set THEFT III 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 178687 BURGESS, MICHAEL JAMES 03/09/14 W2D2-51 07/19/14 CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E1-9 none set ROBBERY II 210901 BYERS, BRENT CLAYTON 01/24/14 W2D3-77 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 170162 CAMPBELL, CARRIE JESSICA 06/09/14 W2D4-86 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 201282 CANNON, CHAD WESLEY 04/17/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 218762 CASARIO, CHEYENNE EMILY 06/17/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214361 CASARIO, JOSEPH NICHOLAS 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 E5-8 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 C2D-D 08/08/14 THEFT II 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212386 CHANCELLOR-BOESPFLUG, DI 05/23/14 C3-1 07/12/14 DUI 218395 CHANDRA, DANIEL ANTHONY 06/25/14 MED-3 none set THEFT III 199440 CHASE, TREVOR LAWRENCE 03/26/14 E1-14 ASSAULT III 142117 CHERVENELL, ROBERT GORDO 04/15/14 H1D-D 07/18/14 DUI 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 188243 CHILDRESS, KELLY RAYMOND 06/24/14 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 217313 CHRISTENSON, LASHON CHER 06/05/14 C2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 F3D-D 09/13/14 THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 203100 CLARK, CHASE DILLON 05/06/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 05/21/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E5-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 201741 COATES, TIM SCOTT 06/06/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 194029 COBURN, LORI ALICIA 06/10/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/05/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G3-10 01/02/15 THEFT III 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-3 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 218865 COLLINS, BARBARA JO 06/26/14 B5-F none set IDENTITY THEFT 122194 COLLINS-BAJEMA, KELLY LY 06/25/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 187194 CONES, PETER ERNEST 01/21/14 C3-4 07/18/14 DUI 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 196403 CORONA, SALVATOR VINCENT 05/29/14 F2D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172783 COVENTRY, MARKMICHAEL B 04/22/14 G5D-D PSP II 217983 COX, JOSEPH SCOTT 06/23/14 G2-8 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 B4-F none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 218268 CRISMAN, GREG STEVEN 05/01/14 E1-4 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 185575 CRUM, CORY LEE 06/13/14 F1-13 07/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204894 CRUZ, FRANKIE LORENZO 06/20/14 G5D-D 07/14/14 THEFT III 201865 CRUZAN, CHERYL LYNN 06/14/14 W2D4-92 07/16/14 DUI 166381 CURTIS, BENJAMIN JAMES 06/25/14 E4-15 07/10/14 DWS/DWR III 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 101118 DALTON, LINDA CHRISTINE 05/07/14 D2-2 07/17/14 THEFT III 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 213280 DAVIDSON, GENE ONEIL 06/25/14 E4-9 none set DUI 121668 DAVIS, KATHY ANNA 06/23/14 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 83084 DAWSON, DONALD DALE 06/25/14 B2-F none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 132184 DAWSON, GREGORY WILLIAM 06/23/14 G1-9 none set DWS/DWR I 218085 DAYTON, SHARON CHRISTINE 06/12/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 209984 DELACRUZ, GABRIEL 06/18/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 176512 DELANEY, BRENDA LEE 04/11/14 W2D4-87 06/27/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 188496 DELAPLAINE, CODY WAYNE 03/21/14 G1-11 07/20/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218806 DELORENZE, SHANE ALLEN 06/21/14 F1-3 none set RAPE III 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-6 08/07/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 151330 DEVI, ALVIN LAL 04/23/14 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 217702 DEWALD, HOLLEE ADELE 06/24/14 B1-F none set RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 06/03/14 H1D-D 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 197806 DIGIULIO, DYLAN JAMES 06/20/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 C1-12 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 191251 DOHERTY, AARON MICHAEL 06/25/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 MED-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-10 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 206895 DORRIS, SHAUN TRAVIS 04/06/14 D4D-D 07/08/14 THEFT III 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 F4-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-1 none set MURDER I 164360 DOWNEY, JEFFERY DANIEL 06/17/14 F3D-D 07/03/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 W2D1-13 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 188499 DREITLEIN, NICHOLAS MICH 06/17/14 F3D-D 07/02/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-2 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 183574 DROUILLARD, RYAN LEE 04/06/14 E5-11 07/15/14 THEFT II 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-1 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 217122 DUNAVIN, DALE WAYNE 06/16/14 G2-9 07/11/14 DUI 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G1-1 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F5-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 85482 EASTON, DAVID JOHN 06/26/14 B2-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 112351 EGAN, MATTHEW JASON 06/22/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 142238 EICH, RAMON JASON 05/10/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 71622 ELLIOTT, MARY ELLEN 06/03/14 D1-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 214498 ERICKSON, JESSICA LYNN 06/24/14 D1-4 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 176178 ESCALDERON, RAMON ARTURO 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E4-2 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 114447 EVANS, JAMES BRIAN 06/10/14 F5-1 07/08/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218795 EVANS, MATTHEW DAVID 06/20/14 G2-11 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 182481 FAIR-MABRY, MICHAEL TIMO 05/01/14 W2D2-38 06/27/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 199068 FARMER, AARON ROBERT 03/15/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218779 FAZZIO, VITO G 06/18/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 112127 FENNE, MATTHEW EDWARD 06/20/14 G1-1 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-52 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 217838 FIGUEROA-VILLAGOMEZ, LUI 03/20/14 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 153294 FINDERS, ZACHARY JOSEPH 03/21/14 G1-5 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 214972 FIRTH, WESLEY WAYNE 06/14/14 MED-4 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 147564 FISHER, EMILY ANN 06/05/14 D1-3 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 E2D-D 09/26/14 DWS/DWR II 81189 FLEET, ERIC WILLIAM 06/18/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 211690 FLOCK, JOSEPH ERIC 06/26/14 E4-7 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 05/01/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-13 none set MURDER I 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 200339 FREDERICKS, ERIC CHARLES 03/31/14 W2D1-9 08/13/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 67809 FRIDSTROM, JOEL LARS 06/14/14 F2D-D 07/14/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 195340 FRYE, JORDAN SAMUEL 06/10/14 W2D1-6 07/18/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 164633 FULLER, MICHAEL GRANT 12/05/13 E5-5 none set KIDNAPPING I 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205509 GARCIA, ESTEBAN STANLEY 05/23/14 E2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 200688 GARCIA-LOPEZ, ESVIN SAUL 06/02/14 E2D-D none set DUI 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 85297 GAULT, DONALD WAYNE 06/19/14 G2-8 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218668 GELLATLY, ISAIAH JOHN 06/09/14 G3-5 none set BURGLARY II 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 124230 GERBER, SHANE WILLIAM 05/25/14 W2D2-47 07/01/14 DUI 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-8 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-30 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 185714 GOLSON, CALVIN EVERETT 05/04/14 G5D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 188250 GOLYSHEVSKIY, DAVID R 04/24/14 G2-10 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 MED-3 10/17/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 F4-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216060 GOSNELL, JOHN MARSHALL 04/05/14 D4D-D 07/22/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 05/15/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E5-15 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 E3D-D 04/23/15 DWS/DWR I 218283 GRAVES, STEVEN JAMES 05/03/14 W2D3-84 07/18/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 153763 GRECO, ANTHONY DOMINIC 06/24/14 B2-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211683 GREEN, TAYLOR RHAIGENE 06/23/14 D1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 93445 GRIEVE, CHRIS EUGENE 06/05/14 H1D-D 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205379 GRIFFIN, YAPHET N 06/19/14 G2-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210810 GRUBENHOFF, KYLE ZACKERY 05/06/14 F5-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 167489 GUDISHVILI, GODERDZI T 06/04/14 E1-11 none set BURGLARY I -DV 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-12 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 143026 HALLIGAN, BENJAMIN RYAN 04/19/14 E5-13 07/10/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 206598 HAMNESS, ALEESHA NICOLE 04/24/14 W2D4-102 07/06/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215619 HANDLEY, NICHOLAS LEE 06/22/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 F5-6 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 207239 HARMON, JONATHAN SAMUEL 06/21/14 G5D-D 07/27/14 POSSESSION DRUG PARAPHERNALIA 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-11 none set RESISTING ARREST 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 G1-11 06/17/14 THEFT III 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 W2D2-53 08/02/14 DUI 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 202756 HENRY, BRANDON ROYCE 05/21/14 G3-6 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 06/19/14 D3D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-6 none set MURDER I 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 202818 HEROUX, NICHOLAS ALLEN 03/31/14 W2D2-40 07/09/14 DUI 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 203586 HESS, BRANDON EARL 06/08/14 W2D2-34 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-5 none set DWS/DWR III 123687 HIVELY, CHRISTOPHER ARTH 05/23/14 H1D-D 07/08/14 THEFT II 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 G1-3 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 131573 HOELDT, CHRISTOPHER WILL 06/06/14 E1-7 none set DUI 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 210229 HOLGUIN, STEPHANIE DAWN 06/26/14 B1-F 06/27/14 DUI 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 177351 HOLLIDAY, TRAVIS AARON 06/26/14 B3-F none set DWS/DWR III 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 G1-2 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 G1-6 07/29/14 DUI 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 C2D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 F4-2 none set ROBBERY I 186484 HUDSON, BRITTNEY ELAINE 03/30/14 D2-7 07/10/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 03/18/14 D2-5 08/12/14 DUI 211420 HUMPHREY, DARRYL EUGENE 03/13/14 E1-8 none set THEFT III 87110 HUTCHESON, JAMES JOEL 06/17/14 G5D-D none set DWS/DWR III 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 207270 IRVINE, GREGORY MICHAEL 06/11/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 218485 IZAZAGA, JOSE MANUEL 05/21/14 G1-8 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 104808 JABBOUR, LIZZIE ELLEN 05/13/14 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 186345 JACKSON, DAVID WILLIAN 06/11/14 FHALL-F none set ROBBERY II 204640 JACKSON, JOHN 06/25/14 E4-11 none set ASSAULT IV 157515 JACKSON, JOSHUA MICHAEL 05/18/14 MED-3 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218613 JACKSON, RANDY RAY 06/03/14 F5-12 none set POSSESS DEPICTIONS OF A MINOR 218596 JARA-GONZALEZ, CARLOS 06/01/14 F5-5 none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 180635 JARVIS, JAMES LEE 12/09/13 & INCEST II "BIG"`N`ALL, JASON RICHARD LOfuckingL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hope and change do you have the audacity to question otherwise? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for a non fan that was quite fanatic! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes fucking netflix broke the internet. Also they typically higher rate bandwidth testing shit over regular traffic so they can say 'look jimbob internet speedometer says you are getting your 5mbit 3rd world speeds' even though when you go to use it, you get 56k modem speeds. That being said, I miss my gigabit connection. when the lease is up, we have to move somewhere with high speed, this 6mbit shit is for the fucking birds. I don't know how I thought it was fast in 2001, but fuck. going from 1000 to 6 has been heart wrenching. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 'Internet Killed the Video Star' Is First Music Pa FREMONT, Calif. and SAN FRANCISCO, June 2 PRNewswire -- eStudio, a leading company in broadband interactive content and animation, and shockwave.com today announced the debut of a new music parody program "Regurge." Regurge consists of ten, three-to-five minute, original, animated parodies which will appear monthly. The first parody, "Internet Killed the Video Star," is a humorous look at on-line music videos and debuts this month at www.shockwave.com. "We wanted to create a fun music program that's easy to digest," said Ken Martin, CEO and chief creative officer at eStudio. "'Regurge' reflects what we have come both to expect and dislike from Generation X music videos." eStudio pushes the boundaries of animation technology by combining 3D animation with streaming technologies. This method creates surreal visual effects within the background setting and also among the animated characters. "eStudio's 'Regurge' program is funny and irreverent," stated Rob Burgess, Chairman of shockwave.com. "I'm excited to bring this animated series with its tongue-in-cheek humor to the audience of shockwave.com." About eStudio eStudio, a wholly owned subsidiary of Enluminent, Inc., is a broadband, content creator that raises the bar on technical, creative, and practical approaches to both business needs and entertainment expectations. EStudio has two major divisions, corporate services and entertainment. Founded in 2000, eStudio provides services to leading organizations, including Cisco Systems, Kazoo 3D and Mentor Graphics. About shockwave.com shockwave.com, Inc. (www.shockwave.com) is a leading Internet entertainment destination committed to providing the best interactive experience on the Web. shockwave.com features cutting-edge games, animation, music and creativity applications. In partnership with major entertainment companies and Web distribution and technology leaders, shockwave.com also offers artists and publishers a new and powerful distribution model. COPYRIGHT 2000 PR Newswire Association LLC No portion of this article can be reproduced without the express written permission from the copyright holder. Copyright 2000 Gale, Cengage Learning. All rights reserved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck youtube enjoy the swf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit! totally read my mind. I also 'scored' the other 5 swf's for the big launch... wow video on the web in 2000. I should load it up on Windows 98 or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me local roger... you know LA and fat people. Also found trane! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well they both like to sleep outdoors and smoke pipes full of shit. but I don't see the dirty man ever hugging anyone... maybe trane's hugs were forceful. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey don't you go knocking the freak show! it's been providing a valuable community service like since recorded history. everyone wants to feel superior to someone else, just like you are trying to feel superior to people who feel superior to freaks. when will the superiority wars end? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me worst origin story ever. lacks elucidation. cookies, software problems, serious life research, glory holes, loveless marriages, froggs, vaporware, incoherent rants, fights for a greater justice, the right to defend oneself, ignorant motherfuckers, jello, machine gun man(men?), crystal meth, drug users, drug culture, transsexual fetishes, insane hardware buildouts, pointless software installs, and the inability to use simple tools like make. Also no FOSS cries, and no trying to be RMS/ESR. and what of 'G-d all mighty'? so many MDC MEMES, so little time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should update the excuse generator I feel you may need them, or at least source them... good luck on drugs, I think they are free here... but you have to go to the hospital. they have a massive waiting room with people just getting pillz. It's crazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me use chrome support the NSA! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me almost 3 months in the klink I shit you 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 B4-F none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II NOT. is it too early for nelson mandella esqu legends of the mighty crawc0ck? if we were good big data nerds we'd notice others with the same arrest and how long they've been in. clearly we don't mine good enough. CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 06/23/14 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 163164 ABERLE, MICHAEL ALLAN 06/12/14 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203782 ACTKINSON, JOUA NATHANIE 04/27/14 E5-1 none set MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 75295 ADAMS, GARY LANDON 06/04/14 E5-12 none set ASSAULT II 195423 ADAMS, JEFFERY SCOTT 06/12/14 E2D-D 07/05/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215654 AGUILAR-DIMAS, RAUL 02/06/14 E2D-D 07/01/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 142489 AHLQUIST, RONALD ALLEN 05/29/14 F5-7 none set MANSLAUGHTER I 157569 AINSWORTH, JARON LEE 06/22/14 E4-3 none set DWS/DWR III 199271 AKLES, DENNIS LEE 01/05/14 E5-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207865 ALAND, RUSSELL LEE 05/15/14 F3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 167731 ALAPAI, PHILLIP R 05/21/14 W2D1-2 09/12/14 ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 173547 ALDERMAN, LUPRELL NEAL 01/12/14 F1-5 07/28/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 210259 ALEXANDER, JAMES RAVANNA 06/09/14 F1-10 none set KIDNAP OFFENDER/FELON-FAIL TO REGISTER 174330 ALEXANDER, MITCHELL JOHN 06/07/14 W2D1-8 06/27/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216340 ALEXANDER, TAVAUGHN ANTH 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 135960 ALFERD, NOAH JON 06/09/14 E1-4 06/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 189403 ALSTON, KENDALL TODD 04/18/14 G1-1 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 153179 ALVAREZ, ANDRAE ALBERT 06/08/14 G2-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-4 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 215795 AMES, DAN HOWARD 06/19/14 F5-15 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 135797 ANDERSON, BROOK PHILLIP 06/22/14 E4-3 06/22/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 136131 ANDERSON, LENNIE HAROLD 05/29/14 F4-3 none set BURGLARY-2 79067 ANNIS, LISA GAY 04/23/14 D2-1 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 214653 ANPILOGOV, ANDREY SERGEY 06/12/14 F1-9 none set COMMUN. W/MINOR - FELONY 218536 APPLEGATE, MATTHEW SAW 05/25/14 W2D2-54 08/20/14 THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 215452 ARMSTRONG, DION JAMES 04/25/14 G4D-D 07/16/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 166602 ARNOLD, PAUL HENRY 06/03/14 F3D-D none set THEFT I 167969 ASHER, ERIC STEPHEN 05/08/14 W2D2-36 08/13/14 PHYSICAL CONTROL W/INTOXICATED 156543 ASHFORD, JESSY DEVON 06/12/14 E5-1 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 94486 ATTAWAY, ANTHONY LANCE 06/04/14 H2D-D 07/11/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 193216 AUDETTE, ROBERT ALLEN 06/21/14 MED-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 187680 AXTON, DONALD JASON 05/24/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 207945 BACKER, SHAYNE ADAM 06/10/14 E4-4 none set THEFT II 217644 BACKMAN, JOSHUA ALLEN 06/17/14 W2D2-46 08/30/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 200562 BAILEY, ALEX VON 04/20/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207434 BAKER, ANTHONY TYRONE 06/15/14 G2-3 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 03/30/14 G4D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 F3D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 169824 BALDWIN, ANDREW PORTER 05/02/14 W2D3-80 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 161858 BARASA, MARIO PEREZ 06/18/14 E5-11 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 176801 BARBER, JOSEPH LEROY 03/24/14 F1-13 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 202558 BARCHEK, TEAL LARAIN 04/20/14 H3D-D 07/08/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218813 BARKER, CODY LEE 06/22/14 G5D-D none set ASSAULT IV 160826 BARNARD, KEVIN ROBERT 06/23/14 G2-3 none set DUI 95547 BARNARD, NICHOLAS JAMES 05/19/14 G2-1 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 157363 BARRAZA, JACOB 06/20/14 E5-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218807 BARRICKLOW, NICOLE ANN 06/21/14 D3D-D THEFT II 187570 BARTHOLOMEW, ANDREW ALVI 06/20/14 F3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218814 BARTLETT, MICIAH KEALY 06/22/14 B1-F none set ASSAULT IV -DV 209833 BARTZ-KUFNER, RICHARD JA 04/17/14 G4D-D 07/28/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 111716 BATES, NICHOLAS LEE 05/04/14 C3-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188235 BAUMAN, CHARLES RAY 06/04/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 131582 BEAUDOIN, MARIO THADDEAU 06/22/14 E4-2 none set DUI 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 04/18/14 W2D3-75 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F5-8 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 06/18/14 E4-15 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 211081 BERGER, ROSS WILLIAM 05/01/14 W2D1-19 01/11/15 COMMUNICATE MINOR IMMORAL PURP 107653 BERNARDS, EDWARD WILLIAM 05/07/14 F4-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 205611 BERRY, CAMERON TANNER 06/20/14 E4-2 none set DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202338 BERRY, CHRISTINE NICOLE 06/19/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 166403 BERRY, JASON LYLE 06/20/14 F2D-D ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 217418 BERRY, SARA LYN 06/22/14 B1-F none set ROBBERY II 201281 BETHKE, NICHOLAS KARL 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 69322 BETTERS, MICHAEL JOSEPH 06/19/14 F1-15 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 159417 BICKNELL, ELLIOTT VANN 06/05/14 G2-9 none set DWS/DWR III 188889 BIGNALL, JASON RICHARD 02/13/14 W2D1-1 09/03/14 INCEST II 218509 BILLIMON, BONUKU CARLOS 05/22/14 F4-12 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 156531 BIRCHALL, RICHARD HENRY 03/07/14 E3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT-1 167549 BIRD, BARTON DUCANNON 06/11/14 E5-2 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 208974 BIRD, JAMEE LERENEE 06/04/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 166957 BISHOP, BILLY JOE 05/18/14 E5-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216774 BISHOP, JASON MICHAEL 04/15/14 H2D-D 07/09/14 ASSAULT II 202814 BLACK, RICHARD S 02/09/14 W2D3-71 07/10/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 100575 BLACKARD, GARY WAYNE 06/18/14 E5-10 none set UNLAWFUL POSS FIREARM (EX-CON) 218714 BLACKARD, JARED DON 06/12/14 F1-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 189163 BLACKWELL, TRISTA RENEE 04/19/14 C2D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 187018 BLOCK, MYCHAL DOUGLAS 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 213405 BLONDINO, JORDAN MICHAEL 03/20/14 W2D2-33 07/28/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 G2-5 08/07/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 95312 BOOKER, JAMES DONALD 06/18/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192402 BORDERS, JONATHAN BREWST 03/04/14 F5-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218821 BOYER-SIMMONS, ANGELA YV 06/22/14 D1-1 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 180053 BRADLEY, JONATHAN PAUL 03/21/14 F5-10 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 200303 BRADY, NILES JOSHUA 03/14/14 W2D3-69 none set POSS STOLEN FIREARM 201513 BRAMIRSKYY, YAROSLAV NIC 03/12/14 W2D2-BK5 10/03/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 214802 BRANDSMA, ADAM LYLE 06/17/14 E4-8 08/07/14 THEFT III 218306 BRANNON, MYCOLE J 05/05/14 JDH-M none set ARSON I 214125 BRASHEAR, AARON JAMES 06/12/14 W2D2-BK4 07/16/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 167189 BRAY, BENJAMIN GUY 06/15/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 103695 BREIMON, KEVIN MICHAEL 05/26/14 E5-13 06/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 112908 BREWER, ALAN GENE 03/14/14 W2D3-BK7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218425 BREYMEYER, STERLING PLAT 05/15/14 G2-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214968 BREYNE, MARCUS ANTHONY 01/23/14 W2D1-23 07/22/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 191656 BRILL, CHRISTINA ANN 04/17/14 W2D4-95 none set IDENTITY THEFT 214074 BRILL, TONI LEE 02/13/14 W2D4-85 07/08/14 THEFT III 84698 BRILL, TONY DALE 05/08/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 141419 BRINGMAN, SHELDON BRYCE 06/11/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 214845 BRISTOL, RICHARD L 06/12/14 F3D-D 08/23/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150178 BROOKS, ELIJAH BEN 05/08/14 G2-1 none set THEFT II 186945 BROWN, BORYAN LEO 06/19/14 E4-5 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 214871 BROWN, FRANK EDWARD 04/22/14 W2D3-60 08/25/14 UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 172951 BROWN, JEFFERY DEAN 06/23/14 B2-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 05/06/14 F5-5 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 195362 BRU, RYAN ALLAIN 06/20/14 G2-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210967 BUCKINGHAM, GREGORY EDWA 06/17/14 E4-6 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216218 BUCKMEIR, CYPRIAN JOSEPH 06/20/14 B2-F none set THEFT III 130299 BUNCH, RANDY WAYNE 03/14/14 W2D3-65 none set DWS/DWR III 178687 BURGESS, MICHAEL JAMES 03/09/14 W2D2-51 07/19/14 CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 05/23/14 G1-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 203874 BUTLER, ERICK DEVON 05/01/14 E1-9 none set ROBBERY II 210901 BYERS, BRENT CLAYTON 01/24/14 W2D3-77 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 170162 CAMPBELL, CARRIE JESSICA 06/09/14 H3D-D 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217275 CAMPBELL, JACOB MICHAEL 06/11/14 F5-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 201282 CANNON, CHAD WESLEY 04/17/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 218365 CARLSON, TAHKEENA CHANTA 05/11/14 C1-5 none set BURGLARY I -DV 218762 CASARIO, CHEYENNE EMILY 06/17/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214361 CASARIO, JOSEPH NICHOLAS 06/17/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 E5-8 08/16/14 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 192944 CASHEN, BEAU ZACHARIAH 06/19/14 H2D-D 08/28/14 FORGERY 218237 CASTRO, GREGORY JOHN 04/28/14 F4-2 none set ASSAULT II 166850 CAUGHELL, LISA ANNE 06/20/14 C2D-D 08/08/14 THEFT II 186768 CECIL, PATRICK JAMES 06/01/14 G1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212386 CHANCELLOR-BOESPFLUG, DI 05/23/14 E2D-D 07/12/14 DUI 218395 CHANDRA, DANIEL ANTHONY 06/22/14 MED-4 none set RECKLESS BURNING II 74094 CHANT, JERRY WAYNE 06/20/14 E3D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 199440 CHASE, TREVOR LAWRENCE 03/26/14 E1-14 ASSAULT III 142117 CHERVENELL, ROBERT GORDO 04/15/14 H1D-D 07/18/14 DUI 212167 CHEZ, CALEB LEWIS 05/23/14 W2D3-70 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218532 CHICCINO, MIRANDA LEE 05/25/14 C2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216469 CHRISTENSON, JERICHO JER 01/16/14 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 217313 CHRISTENSON, LASHON CHER 06/05/14 C2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 210848 CHURO, BJ W 06/03/14 F3D-D none set THEFT III 207654 CISNEROS-RAMIREZ, ERNEST 03/11/14 C3-5 09/11/14 TAKING MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERM. 203100 CLARK, CHASE DILLON 05/06/14 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 05/21/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202327 CLIFT, ANDREW NATHAN 06/17/14 E5-9 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 201741 COATES, TIM SCOTT 06/06/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 194029 COBURN, LORI ALICIA 06/10/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 177118 COGGIN, KEVIN DOUGLAS 06/20/14 E3D-D 06/22/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217453 COHEN, ROBERT EUGENE 05/23/14 W2D1-14 09/23/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 191742 COLBURN, ANDREW S 06/20/14 B2-F none set VEHICULAR ASSAULT 198038 COLE, DUSTYN JAMES 05/15/14 G1-15 10/05/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 218136 COLEMAN, NATHANIEL TIMOT 04/24/14 G3-10 01/02/15 THEFT III 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 C3-3 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 208969 CONAHAN, NICHOLAS PATRIC 06/05/14 E5-4 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 187194 CONES, PETER ERNEST 01/21/14 C3-4 07/18/14 DUI 170863 CONLEY, ANDRE 06/23/14 B3-F none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 185675 CONTRERAS, EMANUEL 03/28/14 W2D1-21 08/05/14 DWS/DWR I 196403 CORONA, SALVATOR VINCENT 05/29/14 F2D-D none set VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 203952 COSTA, RYAN SCOTT 06/23/14 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172783 COVENTRY, MARKMICHAEL B 04/22/14 G5D-D none set PSP II 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 B4-F none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 218268 CRISMAN, GREG STEVEN 05/01/14 E1-4 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 185575 CRUM, CORY LEE 06/13/14 F1-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204894 CRUZ, FRANKIE LORENZO 06/20/14 G5D-D none set THEFT III 201865 CRUZAN, CHERYL LYNN 06/14/14 W2D4-92 07/16/14 DUI 201609 CULLINS, RACHELLE T 05/11/14 D3D-D none set THEFT III 114982 CUNNINGHAM, CORY VON 06/21/14 G2-15 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 214878 DAGGY, TYLER R 05/07/14 E5-8 none set BURGLARY II 101118 DALTON, LINDA CHRISTINE 05/07/14 D2-2 07/17/14 THEFT III 215583 DANLEY, JASON LEE 03/05/14 D4D-D 11/17/14 ASSAULT II-DV 214269 DASILVA, ALEXANDRE PIZAN 05/22/14 G1-10 none set ROBBERY II 209969 DAVIS, JAY KENYON 06/19/14 MED-1 none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 218823 DAVIS, KATHY ANNA 06/23/14 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 218085 DAYTON, SHARON CHRISTINE 06/12/14 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 05/22/14 D3D-D none set BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 W2D2-31 12/09/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 209984 DELACRUZ, GABRIEL 06/18/14 E4-2 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 176512 DELANEY, BRENDA LEE 04/11/14 W2D4-87 06/27/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 151737 DELANEY, SIDNEY PURAN 04/25/14 G3-3 none set MURDER I 188496 DELAPLAINE, CODY WAYNE 03/21/14 G1-12 07/20/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218806 DELORENZE, SHANE ALLEN 06/21/14 F1-3 none set RAPE III 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 211349 DEMING, SARAH R 03/05/14 C1-6 08/04/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 191792 DENMAN, KENDRA ALTHEA 06/18/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211451 DENTON, BRITNEY MARIA 04/10/14 W2D4-99 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214398 DESCHENE, ALEC MICHAEL 03/20/14 F5-13 03/12/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 151330 DEVI, ALVIN LAL 04/23/14 WSH-WSH none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 218749 DEWALD, BRITTNEE NICOLE 06/15/14 D3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-14 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 167903 DICKINSON, SPENCER GEOFF 06/03/14 H1D-D 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 161129 DIDENKO, IGOR VITALYEVIC 06/19/14 E4-10 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 198004 DIESE, LAWRENCE E 02/27/14 F5-3 none set RAPE II 176750 DIETRICH, KATIE JO 06/13/14 C2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 197806 DIGIULIO, DYLAN JAMES 06/20/14 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 148256 DIXON, LATISHA JENIECE 01/24/14 C1-12 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 217058 DODD, BRADLEY EDWARD 01/01/14 WSH-D none set BURGLARY-I 191251 DOHERTY, AARON MICHAEL 06/12/14 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206456 DONOHOE, SUSAN JANE 04/06/14 B1-F none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 213748 DOOLITTLE, CORY ELDON 03/06/14 F5-3 03/05/15 CHILD MOLESTATION I 206895 DORRIS, SHAUN TRAVIS 04/06/14 D4D-D 07/08/14 THEFT III 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 F4-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196735 DOUGLAS, ZACHARIAH A 05/05/14 E1-1 none set MURDER I 164360 DOWNEY, JEFFERY DANIEL 06/17/14 E4-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 190939 DOWNEY, ROBERT CHRISTOPH 03/27/14 W2D1-13 09/24/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 188499 DREITLEIN, NICHOLAS MICH 06/17/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 158872 DREYER, JONATHAN PATRICK 06/03/14 G2-2 none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 183574 DROUILLARD, RYAN LEE 04/06/14 E5-9 07/15/14 THEFT II 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 G4D-D none set MURDER II 214085 DUKES, BARON ADAM 04/28/14 C3-1 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 217122 DUNAVIN, DALE WAYNE 06/16/14 G2-9 07/11/14 DUI 212645 DUPIUS, RYAN ALLEN 05/25/14 G1-1 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 06/16/14 F5-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F1-8 08/11/14 RAPE OF A CHILD-1 173291 DVORAK, RAYETTA DAWN 06/10/14 D3D-D 06/25/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218764 EBAUGH, NOAH JAMES 06/17/14 G1-9 none set ASSAULT II-DV 108084 ECKSTROM, EMIL TROY 06/06/14 W2D3-76 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 112351 EGAN, MATTHEW JASON 06/22/14 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 142238 EICH, RAMON JASON 05/10/14 F3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 68324 ELIOFF, JAMES CRIST 02/23/14 E5-7 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 71622 ELLIOTT, MARY ELLEN 06/03/14 D1-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 54310 ELLIS, RICHARD WANEMAH 04/16/14 D4D-D 11/07/14 THEFT III 164984 EMERSON, JAMES DOWL 05/28/14 E1-13 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 G3-11 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-12 none set ROBBERY I 176178 ESCALDERON, RAMON ARTURO 06/12/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV 186031 ESCALERA, ANTHONY JAMES 12/29/13 E4-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 218794 ESCARENO-BORUNDA, ULISES 06/19/14 F1-14 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 114447 EVANS, JAMES BRIAN 06/10/14 F5-1 07/08/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 218795 EVANS, MATTHEW DAVID 06/20/14 G2-11 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 182481 FAIR-MABRY, MICHAEL TIMO 05/01/14 W2D2-38 06/27/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 218808 FARLEY, TYLER ADRIAN 06/21/14 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 199068 FARMER, AARON ROBERT 03/15/14 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218779 FAZZIO, VITO G 06/18/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 169126 FEE, BRIAN PATRICK 05/22/14 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 112127 FENNE, MATTHEW EDWARD 06/20/14 E4-1 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 206721 FERNANDEZ, MIGUEL 06/05/14 W2D2-52 08/06/14 NO VALID OPER LICENSE W/OUT IDENTIFICATION 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 E1-7 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 217838 FIGUEROA-VILLAGOMEZ, LUI 03/20/14 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 95602 FINCK, GREGORY LEE 06/23/14 E4-3 none set DWS/DWR III 153294 FINDERS, ZACHARY JOSEPH 03/21/14 G1-5 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 214972 FIRTH, WESLEY WAYNE 06/14/14 MED-3 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 147564 FISHER, EMILY ANN 06/05/14 D1-3 07/25/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209385 FITZGERALD, JOSEPH JAMES 06/19/14 E2D-D none set DWS/DWR II 81189 FLEET, ERIC WILLIAM 06/18/14 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 218582 FLEMING, TYLER PATRICK 06/17/14 F1-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185273 FOGLE, RANDALL SCOT 06/11/14 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 218272 FOLEY, DANIEL PATRICK 05/01/14 E2D-D none set FORGERY 218818 FORD, ZACKARY A 06/22/14 G4D-D ASSAULT IV -DV 217415 FORTNER, SHAWN TIMOTHY 02/05/14 F1-13 none set MURDER I 204119 FOWLER, BRANDON MICHAEL 04/17/14 F1-6 none set INDECENT LIBERTIES 174865 FRANCISCO-RAMIREZ, LUIS 04/15/14 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II 200339 FREDERICKS, ERIC CHARLES 03/31/14 W2D1-9 08/13/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 67809 FRIDSTROM, JOEL LARS 06/14/14 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 195340 FRYE, JORDAN SAMUEL 06/10/14 H1D-D 07/18/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 164633 FULLER, MICHAEL GRANT 12/05/13 E5-5 none set KIDNAPPING I 217350 GAJDAMAKA, VLADIMIR P 01/28/14 F5-4 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 218133 GALLAND, JESTEN JAY 05/30/14 E3D-D none set THEFT I 218800 GALLAND, TAMARA LOUISE 06/20/14 D3D-D THEFT II 187286 GARCIA, CHRISTIAN ALBERT 05/01/14 G3-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205509 GARCIA, ESTEBAN STANLEY 05/23/14 E2D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 195268 GARCIA, JOHNNY FRANCO 06/20/14 G1-13 MAL MISCHIEF GREATER THAN $50.00 -DV 200688 GARCIA-LOPEZ, ESVIN SAUL 06/02/14 E2D-D none set DUI 217354 GARRISON, KENNETH SCOTT 01/30/14 C3-4 none set RAPE II 85297 GAULT, DONALD WAYNE 06/19/14 G2-8 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 218668 GELLATLY, ISAIAH JOHN 06/09/14 G3-5 none set BURGLARY II 177348 GENTRY, JESSE PAUL 03/21/14 W2D3-83 none set ATTEMPTING TO ELUDE POLICE 124230 GERBER, SHANE WILLIAM 05/25/14 W2D2-47 07/01/14 DUI 85051 GIBSON, JASON TROY 01/23/14 G3-5 none set VEHICLE PROWLING-2 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-8 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 131086 GIBSON, MICHAEL VERNELL 02/13/14 W2D2-30 08/19/15 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214619 GILBO, ALLISYN ANGELA 06/10/14 D2-5 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204787 GILE, RYAN JAMES 05/27/14 G1-15 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 169252 GODSY, RICHARD JOE 04/11/14 E5-7 none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 185714 GOLSON, CALVIN EVERETT 05/04/14 G5D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 188250 GOLYSHEVSKIY, DAVID R 04/24/14 G2-10 none set TAKE MOTOR VEHICLE W/O PERMISSION 180348 GONZALES, ROBERT JOSEPH 05/28/14 E4-12 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 197127 GOODWIN, JOHN RAYMOND 06/01/14 MED-3 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 04/10/14 F4-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216060 GOSNELL, JOHN MARSHALL 04/05/14 D4D-D 07/22/14 VEHICULAR ASSAULT 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 05/15/14 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196817 GRANILLO, JUAN RENE 03/27/14 E5-15 12/14/14 RENDER CRMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 137198 GRANT, RASHAUD TERRELL 05/02/14 E3D-D 04/23/15 DWS/DWR I 218283 GRAVES, STEVEN JAMES 05/03/14 W2D3-84 07/18/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 182313 GRAY, ROBIN D 05/26/14 F2D-D none set THEFT II 213919 GRAY, TYLER MICHAEL 06/17/14 F2D-D none set THEFT III 93445 GRIEVE, CHRIS EUGENE 06/05/14 H1D-D 07/04/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205379 GRIFFIN, YAPHET N 06/19/14 G2-13 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 210810 GRUBENHOFF, KYLE ZACKERY 05/06/14 F5-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 167489 GUDISHVILI, GODERDZI T 06/04/14 E1-11 none set BURGLARY I -DV 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-11 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-12 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 06/11/14 F1-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 168174 HALL, JOSEPH ALFREDO 06/20/14 F4-9 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 143026 HALLIGAN, BENJAMIN RYAN 04/19/14 E5-13 07/10/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216275 HAM, SHAWN JACOBUS 06/15/14 W2D3-62 08/24/14 HIT AND RUN WITH A VESSEL - INJURY 217071 HAMBERGER, NICOLE R 06/14/14 D3D-DF none set THEFT III 206598 HAMNESS, ALEESHA NICOLE 04/24/14 D1-6 07/06/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 215619 HANDLEY, NICHOLAS LEE 06/22/14 B2-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 218378 HANNON, AUDREY SHAMIAH 05/12/14 D3D-D 06/23/14 THEFT III 175044 HANOWELL, AMANDA JO 12/26/13 F5-6 none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 207239 HARMON, JONATHAN SAMUEL 06/21/14 G5D-D none set POSSESSION DRUG PARAPHERNALIA 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 06/13/14 C1-11 none set RESISTING ARREST 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 04/28/14 G1-11 06/17/14 THEFT III 204701 HASKIC, ISMIR 06/23/14 B2-F none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 W2D3-81 08/14/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 191804 HAYES, LAMON JUNIOR 04/01/14 W2D2-53 10/01/14 DUI 217785 HEATH, DEREK STERLING 04/11/14 G3-3 none set BURGLARY-I 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 05/16/14 C2D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 174761 HENDERSON, JESSE JAMES 05/16/14 G3-12 none set ROBBERY I 202756 HENRY, BRANDON ROYCE 05/21/14 G1-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 06/19/14 D3D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 217414 HENSEY, JONATHAN LEROY 02/05/14 F5-15 none set MURDER I 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-3 none set MURDER I 202818 HEROUX, NICHOLAS ALLEN 03/31/14 W2D2-40 07/09/14 DUI 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 203586 HESS, BRANDON EARL 06/08/14 W2D2-34 06/28/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 188879 HESS, JANNA LYNNE 05/06/14 D3D-D none set CRIMINAL IMPERSONATION-1 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 06/03/14 G1-5 none set DWS/DWR III 166245 HICKS, DUSTIN KYLE 06/23/14 E4-13 06/26/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 123687 HIVELY, CHRISTOPHER ARTH 05/23/14 H1D-D 07/08/14 THEFT II 169604 HOBBS, JAMES FRANKLIN 06/04/14 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 131573 HOELDT, CHRISTOPHER WILL 06/06/14 E1-7 none set DUI 108833 HOISINGTON, TIMOTHY ALLE 04/22/14 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 188117 HOLLAND, LEVI LEWIS 04/18/14 W2D3-59 none set TAKE MTR VEH W/O PERM-2 129567 HOLLENBEAK, WILLIAM DARY 06/17/14 G2-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 107108 HOLLIS, KELLY WAYNE 06/01/14 G1-2 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 160259 HORTON, MATTHEW BRUCE 06/03/14 G1-6 none set DUI 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 04/09/14 E1-8 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 213978 HOWARD, TYSON DAVID 06/17/14 E3D-D none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - TWO PREVIOUS. 211564 HOWELL, AMBERLYNN LOUISE 03/18/14 C2D-D 09/11/14 BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 205903 HOWELL, CHRISTOPHER MICH 06/12/14 E5-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 203982 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/23/13 CLARK COUNTY JAIL INMATE ALPHA ROSTER AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/23/13 CFN FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 77753 ABBOTT, DUANE CURTIS 12/10/13 E5-7 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 156210 ABEL, RANDALL GENE 09/24/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 108407 ABERNATHY, THOMAS WESLEY 11/22/13 W2D3-63 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 133306 AHLQUIST, TINA MARIE 10/23/13 C2D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 211939 AHMICH, MIRZA MICHAEL 12/13/13 G5D-D 02/27/14 THEFT III 204908 AL-ANI, HUSAM ZEYAD 06/28/12 G3-8 none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 187519 ALAPAI, JARED ALEXANDER 07/25/13 W2D1-1 01/31/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 209338 ALLEN, JERRY EARL 12/04/13 G1-10 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 216203 ALLISON, JAMES GUNTHER 12/15/13 F2D-D 01/05/14 TELEPHONE HARASSMENT 102893 ALLISON, ROBERT RAY 10/15/13 W2D2-37 02/19/14 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 167546 ALLMON, RAYMOND JC 10/04/13 W2D3-83 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215864 ALVARADO, DEMETRIO 09/11/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 215976 AMAYA, LEIGH JEAN 12/12/13 W2D4-100 12/24/13 DUI 150242 AMBRIZ, DALADIER TORRES 09/19/13 E5-9 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 196981 AMES, ETHAN JL 10/24/13 D4D-D 01/21/14 THEFT III 207396 ANASTACIO, STANLEY CASTR 10/27/13 A3-1 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 194428 ANAYA-DEGANTE, BRYAN 12/19/13 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 171204 ANDERSON, JACOB EMANUEL 09/18/13 D4D-D 12/29/13 UNLAWFUL CAMPING 173342 ANDERSON, SCOTT JEFFERY 10/28/13 G5D-D 06/03/14 DUI 133027 ANDREAS, ROBERT DANIEL 12/04/13 W2D2-BK6 01/04/14 THEFT III 156079 ANGLIN, DONALD BRUCE 11/14/13 C3-2 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 208094 ANNABOLI, BENJAMIN ARTHU 08/25/13 E5-2 03/03/14 ROBBERY II 214433 ARMSTRONG, DUSTIN MATTHE 11/27/13 F1-2 none set INCEST I 197810 ARRANTS, MATTHEW DEAN 11/05/13 G2-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172125 BABIKOFF, TONY ROY 11/05/13 W2D2-29 05/19/14 BURGLARY II 216969 BACON, ROBIN NICHOLAS 12/23/13 E4-9 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 215626 BAILEY, CUPERTINO PATRIC 08/21/13 W2D2-51 02/24/14 BURGLARY II 168536 BAIRD, JONATHAN CHARLES 08/02/13 G5D-D none set MAKE FALSE STMT TO PUBLIC OFFC 175743 BAKER, CHRISTOPHER MICHA 12/17/13 F4-6 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-2 179524 BAKER, CRYSTAL RENEE 11/05/13 D2-3 02/14/14 DWS/DWR II 68080 BAKER, DONALD FREEMAN 12/23/13 B3-F 139721 BAKKE, JEREMY PUTNAM 11/30/13 G5D-D none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 199977 BALDASSARE, CORY JAMES 12/09/13 G1-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 84622 BALES, WILLIAM RAY 12/08/13 E4-6 01/02/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 194448 BATES, DEVAUNTE EARL 11/18/13 F5-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 111716 BATES, NICHOLAS LEE 12/22/13 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 160612 BATURIN, MIKHAIL YEVGENY 10/25/13 F2D-D none set DUI 216356 BAUER, KYLE LEE 11/30/13 F1-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 192347 BEACH, ROBERT ANTHONY 11/08/13 F1-11 01/29/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 211320 BEAN, RYAN MARCUS 12/05/13 F2D-D 02/18/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 211778 BEATTY, JACOB ADAM 11/01/13 F3D-D none set THEFT III 139451 BECK, ELZADA MARIE 12/22/13 C2D-DF none set THEFT III 194355 BEEBE, STACEY DIANE 12/01/13 C2D-DF none set FORGERY 180915 BEECHER, JONATHAN DANIEL 11/24/13 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 172863 BEEM, MITCHELL LAVERNE 12/19/13 G4D-D none set DWS/DWR III 174043 BELLOLI-GARVIN, JOELLEN 12/12/13 D2-7 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 142260 BELOUSOV, VLADIMIR V 10/30/13 F5-8 none set HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 211876 BELTRAN, ANTHONY RICHARD 11/20/13 F4-11 none set ASSAULT IV 187952 BENNETT, NICHOLAS BRYCE 11/26/13 E2D-D 02/10/14 PROVOKING ASSAULT 165446 BERNARDINO-MERINO, FEDER 12/22/13 F2D-D DUI 202338 BERRY, CHRISTINE NICOLE 12/17/13 C2D-DF none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204827 BETHKE, GAYLE RENE 09/22/12 MED-3 none set MURDER I 165356 BLADE, ROBERT LOUIS 12/20/13 W2D3-66 none set VUCSA-MANUFACTURE/DELIVER/POSSESS WITH INTENT-MARIJUANA EXCEEDING 40G/BARB/OTH 192715 BLEVINS, ROBERT MICHAEL 07/08/13 A3-4 05/03/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 215497 BOEDEKER, DIAMOND FAYE 08/10/13 W2D4-85 04/25/14 DUI 192960 BOEHM, BREEANN LENAE 11/06/13 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 192021 BOEHM, NOLAN RUSSELL 12/18/13 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 66722 BOESCH, ANTHONY RAY 09/21/13 G2-5 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 165867 BOHN, LARRY JOE 08/03/13 W2D1-5 06/25/14 POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 199100 BOONE, HERBERT FRANK 12/23/13 G1-11 none set DWS/DWR III 212029 BOUNTHAM, OUTON PRESTON 10/23/13 F1-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 212817 BOYINGTON, JEFFREY SCOTT 09/19/13 W2D2-45 03/24/14 CHILD MOLESTATION III 103695 BREIMON, KEVIN MICHAEL 10/28/13 MED-5 02/12/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216716 BRIDGES, TAHJ J 11/30/13 E5-3 none set BURGLARY I -DV 74574 BRIGHT, BARBARA KAY 12/18/13 MED-6 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 214054 BRINGMAN, CORA MARIE 12/23/13 C1-6 none set DWS/DWR III 152125 BRISBY, TROY ALEXANDER 10/31/13 C3-1 none set BURGLARY II 165969 BROOKS, GEORGE ALBERT 12/09/13 G1-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 201823 BROWN, ALICIA FAE 11/01/13 C2D-DF none set BURGLARY II 216918 BROWN, DEVIN ALAN 12/18/13 F5-7 none set RAPE I 216966 BROWN, ERIC WAYNE 12/22/13 B2-F none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 205270 BROWN, JACOB EVAN 11/12/13 E5-10 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 194340 BROWN, KYLE EUGENE 10/16/13 G1-3 06/02/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 161555 BROWN, REYNALDO EARL 01/16/13 F1-6 01/15/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 174476 BROWN, TONY LEE 11/25/13 C3-5 02/09/14 ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 204150 BRUCE, AUTUMN TAEJON 06/17/13 C1-13 01/21/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185099 BRUCE, MICHAEL ANTHONY 09/05/13 E5-10 none set BURGLARY I -DV 215061 BRYANT, NOAA THOMAS 12/21/13 F2D-DF 12/23/13 RENDER CRIMINAL ASSISTANCE-2 RELATIVE 138757 BUDD, RYAN HEATH 12/03/13 G2-12 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 179626 BURDICK, MICHAEL IAN 12/19/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 197273 BURKE, CHASE ANTHONY 10/07/13 G2-13 12/28/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216874 BURNS, ADAM JAMAL 12/14/13 E5-13 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195302 BURTON, JOSHUA PERRY 12/12/13 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 209832 BUSS, KELLY LENORA 09/26/13 W2D4-93 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 163596 CADIZ, MARCUS ANTHONY 12/20/13 G1-1 none set DUI 215676 CAMPBELL, DONALD SHANE 12/23/13 G4D-D 12/24/13 DUI 214256 CARMONA, JESSIE ANN 12/11/13 D3D-DF none set ASSAULT IV -DV 161808 CARNEY, TERRILYNN MICHEL 12/04/13 C2D-DF none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 193544 CARPENTER-THOMAS, STEVEN 12/20/13 E3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 165269 CARROLL, DANIELLE LIN 12/17/13 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 212806 CARROLL, KOREY ALAN 11/27/13 G2-8 12/30/13 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 202703 CASEY, NICHOLAS HOWARD 12/20/13 F2D-D none set DRUG PARAPHERNALIA-POSSESSION 202521 CASH, CODY ALLEN 12/03/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 180197 CASTELLANOS, JOSE HENRY 07/03/13 W2D1-11 06/18/14 DUI 200488 CASTELLANOS, JULIAN RICA 12/11/13 F2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 200107 CASTILLO, MATTHEW AARON 11/10/13 W2D2-41 12/29/13 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 78651 CASTILLO, RENE 12/04/13 G1-14 12/29/13 HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 146718 CASTILLO, RUBEN SANDOVAL 03/20/13 D4D-D 02/07/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 182050 CASTILLO, SILVANO MOLINA 06/25/13 C3-3 none set PSP I 211324 CASTILLO, VICTOR DANIEL 11/20/13 E2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL DV 201979 CERVANTES-CERVANTES, EFR 11/17/13 E2D-D none set RECKLESS DRIVING 151453 CERVANTES-CERVANTES, EST 08/27/13 G2-4 02/20/14 ASSAULT II 186151 CHABRE, JESSICA NICOLE 11/05/13 C2D-DF none set DUI 192272 CHAFFIN, ROBERT LEE 08/29/13 W2D1-19 01/08/14 ASSAULT IV -DV 201608 CHALCROFT, GRANDIN DALE 12/10/13 F1-13 none set THEFT III 152055 CHAMORRO, NATHAN ALEJAND 11/13/13 F4-14 01/01/14 RESISTING ARREST 186316 CHANT, BYRON KEITH 08/19/13 E1-11 none set ASSAULT I POST-7/1/88 211569 CHECCHIA, ANDREW JOHN 12/23/13 G4D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 199246 CHENAULT, CHARLES EDWARD 09/19/13 E5-6 01/29/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 164112 CHERTOVSKOY, MICHAEL VIC 12/17/13 F5-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 216061 CHESSIER, ANITRA LYNELL 12/05/13 D2-1 12/24/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216432 CHRISTENSEN, ANDRE BRENT 10/31/13 F1-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 94023 CHRISTIAN, GEORGE RAYMON 11/22/13 W2D1-26 03/08/14 DUI 196414 CHRISTIE, JEFFREY RANDAL 11/10/13 E5-12 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 215940 CHRISTOPHER, AARON A 12/11/13 G5D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 194944 CHRISTY, MATTHEW JOSEPH 12/05/13 F3D-D PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 210848 CHURO, BJ W 12/10/13 E2D-D none set THEFT III 216932 CIANCI, JOHN TERRILL 12/19/13 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 125486 CINKOSKY, MATTHEW PAUL 09/08/13 W2D2-39 01/03/14 DUI 93367 CLARK, DION VALENTINE 11/20/13 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216590 CLARK, LYLE BRUCE 12/14/13 F2D-D none set THEFT OF A FIREARM 202303 CLARK, MARYELENA 12/23/13 D1-2 none set PSP II 211628 CLARK, ZACHARIAH CHARLES 10/04/13 F1-12 none set RAPE OF CHILD III POST-7/1/88 216594 COLE, IAN JONATHAN 11/18/13 E1-5 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 148273 COLE, PAUL LEE 12/03/13 G4D-D 12/26/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206783 COLES, DEMETRIUS WILLIAM 08/16/13 WSH-WSH none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 216965 COLVIN, KRISTA LIDA 12/22/13 D3D-D ASSAULT IV -DV 127153 COOPER, CHARLES ALFRED 11/19/13 E5-5 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 191647 COOTS, CASEY D 12/23/13 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 47836 COPELAND, ROBERT STEVEN 12/06/13 E4-7 12/18/13 HARASSMENT - DOMESTIC VIOLENCE 118910 CORDER, CRAIG PATRICK 12/21/13 G1-10 none set THEFT III 215742 CORDERO, HARRISON I 08/31/13 G3-9 12/28/13 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 196403 CORONA, SALVATOR VINCENT 10/31/13 E3D-D none set RETAIL THEFT EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES I 216458 CORREA-RUIZ, MIGUEL 11/04/13 E5-9 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 187053 CORYELL, DEBORAH K 12/12/13 D1-3 none set VUCSA- POSSESS LSD/MJ GREATER THAN 40G/AMPH/MORPHINE *RECODIFIED (REFER TO 07351 183045 COSSMAN, ANTHONY CLEMENS 10/31/13 G2-2 none set THEFT I 202460 COSTELLO, CHENELE LENEAT 08/20/13 C2D-DF 01/22/14 ASSAULT II 207846 COX, DAVID PAUL 12/15/13 E2D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 174980 CRANDELL, DWAYNE 08/08/13 F1-13 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 216252 CRAWFORD, KIM RHEE 11/23/13 G2-1 09/29/14 THEFT III 216947 CROMER, DONALD JOSEPH 12/20/13 G1-5 none set DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE 208938 CROUSE, PAUL WILLIAM 10/29/13 W2D3-57 01/13/14 IDENTITY THEFT-1 171289 CRUZ, ARMANDO HERNANDEZ 09/17/13 F3D-D none set UNLAWFUL IMPRISONMENT 215832 CUERVO-LARA, JOSE ANTONI 09/07/13 G2-4 03/29/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 150159 CUFFIE, LAMARR JUSTICE 08/01/13 W2D1-23 02/10/14 MAKE FALSE STATEMENT TO PUBLIC OFFICER 209916 CURTISS, DAVID JAMES 11/05/13 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201929 DALLY, JOHN LOUIS 12/13/13 G4D-D none set BURGLARY II 212041 DANIELSON, SHANDI RENEE 10/07/13 C1-3 none set MATERIAL WITNESS 196481 DANIELSON, WESTON ALFRED 12/17/13 E4-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204252 DANIS, TAYLOR MICHAEL 12/18/13 F2D-D none set CYBERSTALKING - NON-TELEPHONE THREATS 182464 DARROW, DAVID JOHN 06/20/13 F5-1 06/17/14 RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 214550 DAVEY, AARON BLAIR 05/16/13 F5-10 none set RAPE I 206366 DAVID, TAYLOR MICHAEL 12/19/13 F1-15 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 209969 DAVIS, JAY KENYON 09/21/13 W2D1-16 02/07/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216937 DAVIS, REGAN C 12/19/13 E1-6 none set ROBBERY I 203936 DAYTON, JAMES FREDRICK 12/21/13 E4-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 78423 DEAN, RONALD WAYNE 12/10/13 G1-5 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 202073 DEJNO, MARLENA ASHLEY 10/16/13 D3D-D 01/07/14 BURGLARY II 214047 DELA-ROSA, FREDDIE E 12/12/13 F1-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION III 188496 DELAPLAINE, CODY WAYNE 08/23/13 W2D3-79 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 214287 DELOS-REYES, GEORGE M 12/12/13 F1-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 196782 DEZELLEM, TRICIA LYNN 08/02/13 C1-2 01/10/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216815 DIAZ, MARCELINO 12/10/13 F4-10 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 213434 DIAZ, MIKRY VENEGAS 09/15/13 G1-1 none set DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 213985 DIAZ-RODRIGUEZ, MIGUEL A 03/21/13 F5-11 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 216971 DIAZ-VELASQUEZ, JUAN RAM 12/23/13 F1-15 none set COMMERCIAL SEX ABUSE OF A MINOR 141786 DIETRICH, FREDERICK WILL 11/25/13 G1-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 175756 DILLARD, TIFFINI NICHOLE 12/19/13 C1-5 none set ROBBERY I 154992 DILLON, STEVEN MONROE 12/02/13 F5-8 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 215902 DIXON, LEERAE ALAN 12/09/13 W2D1-18 02/26/14 DUI 210106 DOCK, CISCO ADAM 12/06/13 F2D-D none set ASSAULT IV -DV 194807 DONALD, JENOAH DEVON 12/17/13 G4D-D none set ASSAULT IV 166025 DORNENBURG, ERRETT WILLI 10/30/13 F2D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 93819 DOTY, ROBERT EDWARD 11/19/13 E2D-D COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 139479 DOUBLE, JOHN LAVERNE 12/05/13 F4-9 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 81163 DOUGHER, JOHN FRANCIS 10/04/13 W2D1-15 04/24/14 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 216683 DOWNING, BRETTNEY D 11/25/13 C2D-DF none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 211936 DOYLE, JOHNATHAN MICHAEL 11/04/13 F5-5 01/08/14 ASSAULT IV 188499 DREITLEIN, NICHOLAS MICH 12/06/13 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 162988 DREYER, JACOB THOMAS 11/27/13 G2-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 185435 DRICHAS, SAMUEL DUANE 12/05/13 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202450 DRUMMEN, JOZEPH VICTOR 12/16/13 G2-3 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216136 DUHAMEL, JESSE T 10/04/13 C3-1 none set MURDER II 213099 DULLUM, CORY JAMES 12/11/13 F3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 214384 DUNAFON, RODNEY LAVERN 12/21/13 E4-2 DWS/DWR II 146032 DUNFORD, JACOB ARON 11/25/13 G2-15 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 150022 DURANT, DONALD RAY 11/18/13 E5-11 none set DUI 159702 DURRIN, JOSHUA LYNN 10/17/13 F1-9 01/21/14 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 177533 DUVAL, TYLER L 11/15/13 F5-10 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 202933 EATON, SKYZE AVERY 10/30/13 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 150254 EBELING, ROBERT MICHAEL 12/12/13 G4D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 180250 EDINGTON, STEVEN CHARLES 10/10/13 E3D-D 01/01/14 BURGLARY II 169488 EDWARDS, RICK WILLIAM 12/17/13 F2D-D 03/30/14 THEFT III 86662 EDWARDS, WILLETTA JEANET 12/09/13 W2D4-94 02/10/14 THEFT III 91721 ELLIOTT, JACK AARON 12/23/13 G2-5 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 165732 ELLIOTT, ZANE TYSON 09/04/13 E5-8 01/26/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 216786 ELMER, MELODY JOHNSON 12/07/13 C2D-DF none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 163378 ENGH, FRED JAMES 12/12/13 E1-5 none set LEADING ORGANIZED CRIME 207109 ENGLISH, BRANDON MICHAEL 12/06/13 E1-4 none set ROBBERY I 158321 ENOS, RYAN LLOYD 11/12/13 E5-8 none set THEFT OF A MOTOR VEHICLE 205799 EOFF, DANIEL RUSS 09/12/13 F1-3 01/16/14 ASSAULT II SEXUAL MOTIVATION 170358 EPLEY, JEFFREY DARON 10/09/13 W2D1-9 02/15/14 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 172172 ERWIN, MELISA CHRISTINE 12/16/13 D2-5 none set PROMOTING PROSTITUTION I 194138 ESTES, MICHAEL ELWOOD 09/12/13 F1-10 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 199689 ETHERLY, DANNY EUGENE 04/30/13 A2-1 none set RAPE OF CHILD I POST-7/1/88 58893 EVANS, DAVID BENJAMIN 10/02/13 E2D-D 01/23/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 216794 FABYANCHUK, DMITRIY ALEX 12/08/13 E3D-D none set FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 207601 FARNSWORTH-BOSTICK, ISAI 12/22/13 E3D-D none set VEH TRIP PERMITS VIOL-FAIL TO COMPLY 212448 FEJERAN, BENJAMIN SCHARF 10/13/13 W2D1-21 04/06/14 THEFT III 160536 FERNANDEZ-BELTRAN, JUAN 05/21/13 E2D-D 01/08/14 DUI 166694 FESSEL, JESSE JAMES 09/11/13 F5-12 none set BURGLARY II 137107 FESSEL, JUSTIN SCOTT 08/15/13 G1-12 none set BAIL JUMPING - CHARGED W/ CLASS B OR C FEL 156629 FIELD, ANDREW GALEA 11/26/13 F3D-D none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 204692 FILES, TIMOTHY ALLEN 12/22/13 C3-6 CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 155690 FINCK, NATHAN DANIEL 12/21/13 B2-F none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 198109 FISK, TREY NICHOLAS 12/20/13 G5D-D none set HIT & RUN 79327 FITZGERALD, CALVIN JAMES 12/17/13 E4-14 none set FAILURE TO REGISTER AS A SEX OFFENDER FOR A FELONY SEX OFFENSE, 1ST CONV OR 1 PR 216911 FLINT, STACY AMORELL 12/17/13 C1-9 none set THEFT III 211019 FODOR, SCOTT LEE 11/21/13 G3-4 none set RECKLESS DRIVING 113111 FRANKLIN, JULIE ANN 12/19/13 C2D-DF 12/31/13 DUI 166794 FRAUEN, SCOTT TAYLOR 12/23/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216656 FRAZIER, ISAAC DEPRE 11/22/13 G5D-D none set BURGLARY-2 215092 FRED, LEO LEON 10/24/13 E2D-D 12/24/13 HIT AND RUN-INJURY 67809 FRIDSTROM, JOEL LARS 12/10/13 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 189696 FRIEDAY, JEREMY IAN 11/15/13 E4-13 none set DUI (PREVIOUSLY CONVICTED OF VEHICULAR HOMICIDE OR VEH ASLT W/UNDER THE INFLUENC 195340 FRYE, JORDAN SAMUEL 10/18/13 W2D1-14 02/01/14 THEFT III 164633 FULLER, MICHAEL GRANT 12/05/13 E5-12 none set KIDNAPPING I 215978 GABRIEL-AGUILAR, JOSE 09/19/13 E2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 150641 GALVAN, ALBERTO 10/10/13 D4D-D 02/04/14 ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 205365 GANT, MARK DOUGLAS 04/12/13 E1-9 none set VEHICULAR HOMICIDE 215554 GARCIA, EDGAR D 08/15/13 F1-5 05/06/14 INCEST II 193434 GARCIA, JUAN CARLOS 12/21/13 A1-4 none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 213560 GARCIA, MARIANO A 12/07/13 F2D-D none set DWS/DWR II 126092 GERNER, STEVEN MICHAEL 07/23/13 F1-15 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202696 GIANNINI, JACOB JOHN 10/29/13 G5D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 202003 GIBSON, JAVONTE NAESHAWN 08/02/13 E1-8 none set DRIVE BY SHOOTING 210113 GIFFORD, ROY DELAINE 10/26/13 F4-5 01/08/14 MALICIOUS MISCH 3 169416 GIVENS, LYLE BRIAN 12/10/13 W2D2-56 04/16/14 DRIVING WHILE SUSPENDED/REVOKED - 1ST DEGREE AID/ABET 211630 GLORIA, DANIEL PSCINA 12/05/13 E5-15 12/29/13 COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 205178 GODINEZ, PEDRO 12/11/12 G3-8 none set MURDER I 216637 GODSIL, TYLER CHRISTIAN 11/20/13 G5D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 202870 GOLYSHEVSKY, WILLIAM VIC 10/25/13 W2D3-77 none set ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 204595 GONZALEZ, CORINA FRESA 12/03/13 D1-7 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 215944 GONZALEZ-GONZALEZ, JAVIE 09/16/13 F1-14 none set RAPE OF CHILD II POST-7/1/88 166855 GORDON, ELISABETH MARIE 10/22/13 D1-5 04/18/14 ASSAULT III POST-7/1/88 158431 GORHAM, ROBERT GABRIEL 11/14/13 F4-2 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS-1 173028 GOULART, JENNIFER LYNN 11/20/13 C2D-DF 05/23/14 THEFT III 125590 GRAHAM, JASON BROCK 12/13/13 W2D3-76 none set HIT AND RUN-DEATH 201780 GRAHAM, RYAN LEE 11/06/13 W2D2-42 03/20/14 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 146333 GRAINGER, CHRISTOPHER LE 12/06/13 E3D-D BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 216865 GRAMER, BUTCH ASHWORTH 12/13/13 F2D-D none set FAMILY NONSUPPORT 216825 GRATRIX, CHRISTIAN JAY 12/10/13 F1-9 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 152791 GREEN, BRANDON STEVEN 12/09/13 F2D-D 12/24/13 BURGLARY II 117453 GREENROYD, DAYNA LYNN 03/03/13 MED-3 01/05/14 HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 209022 GREER, LAUDEN LYNN 11/14/13 G2-3 12/30/13 VIOL OF ALTERNATE PROGRAM 195280 GROSS, ERIC LAMONT 12/17/13 E4-11 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 169349 GROTH, BRIAN SCOTT 12/22/13 E4-6 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 194850 GUERRERO, FRANCISCO RODR 11/18/13 F5-8 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214180 GUILLEN-VAZQUEZ, OSMAR G 10/15/13 F5-12 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 109142 GUILLIAMS, RICK DEWAYNE 12/22/13 A1-1 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 192908 GUNDLACH, ERIKA LEE 11/27/13 D3D-D none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 216078 GUNTON, JOHN BURNSIDE 11/19/13 E3D-D none set BURGLARY II 216963 HALDERMAN, MICHAEL AARON 12/22/13 F3D-D none set FORGED PRESCRIPTION SCHD DRUG 213795 HALES, MICHAEL HEATH 12/04/13 G4D-D none set DWS/DWR II 82896 HALL, CURTIS MITCHELL 12/18/13 F3D-D none set BURGLARY - RESIDENTIAL 216631 HALL, DEREK DEWAYNE 11/20/13 E1-13 none set MURDER II 209006 HALL, NATHAN RICHARD 10/24/13 E2D-D none set THEFT II 195401 HAMNESS, JOSHUA DAVID 11/27/13 E2D-D none set RESISTING ARREST 213576 HAMPTON, JOSEPH ALLEN 11/24/13 G4D-D none set PSP III 204364 HANIF, EDNEIL AMAN 10/06/13 G3-3 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 204861 HANKS, BRANDI RAE 11/19/13 D3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 214336 HANSEN, IAN MICHAEL 04/25/13 WSH-WSH none set BURGLARY II 149086 HANSEN, MATTHEW ALAN 12/05/13 W2D2-38 03/01/14 DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 152154 HANSET, CHARLES ALLEN 12/03/13 G2-10 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 213186 HANSON, JASON ADAM 08/01/13 G4D-D 04/23/14 DV COURT ORD. VIO. - ASSLT OR RECK. END. 176434 HANSON, RYAN LEE 09/16/13 W2D1-25 01/09/14 DUI 176077 HARDIN, TELA LYNN 12/23/13 C2D-DF none set VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 118689 HARMON, WENDY MARIE 11/26/13 C1-7 none set CRIMINAL TRESPASS II 214073 HARRINGTON, PHILLIP MICH 12/05/13 F1-6 none set COMMUN. W/MINOR - FELONY 209023 HARRIS, SARAH DAWN 08/15/13 W2D4-97 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 152886 HARTUNG, MICHAEL JAMES 12/20/13 B2-F none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 206285 HARVEY, LAURA JANE 12/12/13 C2D-DF 01/06/14 THEFT III 177334 HATFIELD, MARSHALL PAUL 08/15/13 F1-10 07/09/14 INDECENT LIBERTIES-USING FORCE 205893 HAUSINGER, JESSICA J 12/14/13 C1-1 none set THEFT III 214651 HAWKSWORTH, JAMES A 05/28/13 G2-8 none set KIDNAPPING II -DV 213220 HAWN, SEAN D 01/03/13 F5-14 01/02/14 CHILD MOLESTATION II 214548 HEGRE, JOSHUA CODY 05/16/13 F1-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 214752 HELLEKSON, NATHAN RYAN 12/13/13 E4-3 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 168575 HEMMERLING, ANDREA DIANE 10/19/13 D3D-D 01/30/14 THEFT III 159510 HEMMERLING, JILLIAN CHRI 12/20/13 D3D-D none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 196129 HENDRICKS, STEVEN DAVID 12/22/13 E4-7 none set OBSTRUCTING PUBLIC SERVANT 213070 HENDRIX, CHRISTOPHER CHA 12/21/13 B2-F none set UNLAWFUL CAMPING 216090 HENG, MITCHELL 09/29/13 E5-13 05/26/14 ASSAULT II 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 12/15/13 D3D-D none set IDENTITY THEFT 112477 HERD, JAMES DONALD 11/16/13 G2-1 none set POSSESSION OF A STOLEN VEHICLE 121606 HERNANDEZ, KIRK MICHAEL 10/12/12 E1-2 none set MURDER I 214461 HERRERA, ERIK JOVANNY 05/08/13 OAD-D 211168 HEUP, GERALD EUGENE 12/11/13 E2D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCH 3 187611 HIETT, TAYLOR JOHN 11/22/13 W2D2-54 10/04/14 BURGLARY II 156924 HILDEBRANDT, DAVID DAMIA 12/17/13 E4-8 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 176430 HILL, ANTHONY JAMES 12/03/13 E2D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 202905 HINCHMAN, LARRY GARRETT 08/03/13 G2-14 01/27/14 ASSAULT IV 165901 HINZMAN, JOSHUA JOHN 12/12/13 G1-4 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 123687 HIVELY, CHRISTOPHER ARTH 12/12/13 E3D-D none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204656 HODGKINS, TAYLOR PATRICK 11/16/13 A1-2 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 216623 HODGSON, FERNANDO P 11/19/13 F1-6 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 211829 HODZIC, AMER 12/03/13 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198735 HOKANSON, MATTHEW SHEAR 11/09/13 G2-6 none set ASSAULT II -DV POST-7/1/88 195267 HOTCHKINS, ZACHARY LAREA 10/13/13 W2D1-22 02/17/14 ASSAULT-3 163418 HOWE, CHRISTIAN CARL 09/11/13 F5-3 none set RAPE II -DV 211918 HUDDLESTON, AMANDA DAWN 12/23/13 D3D-D none set DWS/DWR III 195981 HUDSON, ALVIN DUANE 09/01/13 A3-3 none set ROBBERY I 180266 HUDSON, DAVID ALLEN 11/15/13 E5-6 none set ESCAPE-VIOL COMMUNITY CUST 185606 HUGHES, CARI LYN 12/07/13 D2-2 none set DOMESTIC VIOL COURT ORD VIOL 162420 HUGHES, JONATHAN LLOYD 12/17/13 F2D-D none set DUI 195734 HUGHES, SCOTT MELVIN 11/18/13 C3-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 212794 HULTS-MEYERS, MICHAEL RY 12/05/13 E5-2 none set BURGLARY-I 151249 HUNT, WILLIAM LEON 11/13/13 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 200717 HUNTER, BRODY ROBERT 10/30/13 G1-14 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 216647 HUSIC, DIJANA 11/22/13 C1-8 none set ASSAULT IV -DV 179929 HUYNH, TAM THANH 09/10/13 W2D2-49 11/26/14 DUI 212719 HYCLAK, TIMOTHY SCOTT 12/20/13 W2D3-80 none set DRUG PLACE HOUSE/PRACTITIONER 216887 HYSMITH, JORDON JEFFREY 12/15/13 JDH-M none set ROBBERY I 182151 IRBY, KOLTON STEPHEN 12/15/13 E5-2 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 207942 IRONNECKLACE, HAYLEY J 12/13/13 C2D-DF 12/29/13 VIOL SUPERIOR COURT SENTENCE 151253 JACKSON, CORY JAMES 11/05/13 G2-9 none set COMMUNITY CUSTODY VIOLATION 204640 JACKSON, JOHNC C 12/23/13 B3-F none set POSSESSION OF DANGEROUS WEAPON 116168 JAMES, RAYMOND KARL 12/06/13 W2D3-58 none set BURGLARY II 216916 JANES, MICHAEL AARON 12/18/13 F3D-D FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE 180635 JARVIS, JAMES LEE 12/09/13 F5-4 none set RAPE OF A CHILD-1 216798 JASSO, MARIO MARIANO 12/08/13 F2D-D none set THEFT I ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah he's kinda fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me archvie.org is... not so hot. AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/08/09 51260 HOBERT, ROBERT DOUGLAS 05/17/09 E4-1 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/15/09 190891 BACHE, NATHAN JOHN 07/14/09 G5D-D none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/22/09 194117 CRIPPS-LANIER, ISAIAH DA 07/21/09 G2-14 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 07/29/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/05/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/12/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/19/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 08/23/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 E5-3 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 08/27/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 E5-3 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 09/02/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-2 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 E5-3 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 09/10/09 198841 GARCIA, LOUIS ROBERT 07/21/09 MED-2 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 G1-13 12/14/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 09/17/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 09/23/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 09/30/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 10/08/09 72621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 10/14/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 10/21/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/04/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 10/29/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 11/04/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 11/12/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 11/18/09 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 11/25/09 194117 CRIPPS-LANIER, ISAIAH DA 11/25/09 G2-1 12/13/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/03/09 194117 CRIPPS-LANIER, ISAIAH DA 11/25/09 W1D4-66 12/13/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/26/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 12/19/09 179278 HOSKINS, KEVIN JAMES 12/04/09 F4-12 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 172621 SCHLOSSER, URIAH KEEFE 08/20/09 W2D1-1 12/22/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00am ON 01/07/10 184425 REVETRIA, GIOVANNI LOREN 01/01/10 G5D-D 01/08/10 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II 200239 FOSTER, ANTON MARQUECE 11/05/09 B3-F 12/27/09 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II AS OF 06:00pm ON 01/13/10 89320 JOHNSON, MARK AARON 01/08/10 E5-14 MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II finish the rest of the data here https:/web.archive.org/web/20100114103322http://www.clark.wa.gov/sheriff/custody/Roster%20Files/uvadmALPHAROST.htm ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp i consider myself elucidated. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me were you running froggclock on froggos? No? too bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow. amazing we aren't static. k5 outlived freshmeat. that's fucking incredible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what am I watching for? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me breeders will simply overtake the population. eurofags dont have children, and 'murika depends on mexico for it's new population growth. The larger question is, why isn't islam working in south america, AKA america's gaping anus? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That was w's immigration plan It's happening anyways ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford was almost right: he had the wrong thing, as always. Not Conway, but MWUA. http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2014/06/11/1406556111.abstract was it Dwarf Fortress? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trane is tired of playing on the team It seems trane don't get time out anymore What a change if we set the pace face to face like trane unable to score Oh oh trane can feel the magic of your touch And when he moves in close a little bit means so much Ooh yeah, he has to understand baby Time out is what trane here for One on one I wanna not play that game tonight One on one I know I wanna not play that One on one I wanna not play that game tonight One on one so slow You can't tell me trane don't miss me, girl I think I might know you too well Wonder what you'd say if you knew that I was coming tonight Want to? I want you can't you tell One on one I dont wanna play that game tonight One on one I dont know I wanna play that One on one trane wanna play that game tonight One on one trane is so slow That's all you need to know now 'Cause if it's really right there's nothing else One on one dont I want to play that game tonight i learned to type on a special version that had no labels on the keys. Kind of scary to see a blank keyboard when you start to 'learn'. The teacher we had for the class died. Or so I figured, she just stopped showing up to class, and the school had no record of her existing. but the class was real. It was very strange how something like that could slip through the systems fingers. after a month we finally got a sub teacher to finish the class. in highschool you couldn't do any of the computer classes unless you passed a typing class. the funny thing is that there was a more popular and easier typing class but it was full, and instead me and a handful of other kids were in the 'secretary' training or harder class. I remember the textbook was early 1970s vintage and flipped up so you could put it in a stand and type out of, unlike a normal book. the funny thing is because I took a typist class, I'm fast so I look like I know what I'm doing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Go to Thailand. really, freedom fries is fucking toast. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn dude you gotta get out of that third world shithole, and go east! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember thinking it was crazy when we needed 512MB on our BGP gateways. and all the idiotic hacks we had to do for BGP. Shit must be a special type of crazy now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is where juniper should shine being all freebsd based, and 64bit, as cisco's old ways of doing things really don't matter anymore... You should be able to get a router with 128GB of ram, and never worry, well for a while. But 512 is the old limit of the 7200, which a LOT of people still have. ipv6 is such a suckfest it'll never happen, instead of trying to 'fix' so much, it'd be better to go to just split into a comsumer/server oriented netowork where users are all natt'ed or sit behind massive pat farms.. It's already happened on cellphones, so it's no big surprise. It's a larger shame that 6to4 never caught on. But if you don't have the home router people doing it, it'll never fucking matter anyways. while everyone is neckbearding about tcam's the internet was lost because of linksys and friends. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh shit I didn't realize you were using 1970's rou ting technology. In the 90's cisco had this sililcon switch VIP to slam into your 7000 router that would form a virtual circuit once the rout decision had been made. I was pretty sure every dedicated router since then did that, since they don't sell this option card anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me terminology is constantly changing but yes, the routing engine should only be consulted for the first packet in a stream of where is it going to go, then the switching engine shouldn't bother the router for the duration. I mean look at this awesome thing. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cisco-7000-7010-Router-/300370481527?pt=US_Wired_Routers &hash=item45ef79d177 It can easily get full 10mbit line speed! Add in a VIP-40 and some 100MB line cards, and it sure can pass packets at 100MBit. And this is some seriously old shit. I was once forced to use this 'gigabit' switch from 3com with some 'split vlan' nonsense which would be a secondary ip address in cisco-ese.. basically it was one vlan with a single IPX network, and 2 IP subnets. I swear to god the ip was about as slow as dialup. So I found this old 7000 like the one on ebay with the route processor 4+, the SSP, and an ancient ethernet board with AUI ports (but a crap load of serial ports, no HSSI), and yeah just pulled it out with IOS 10 something, disabled ip on the 3com, plugged in the cisco and it was routing at full 10b. Sure it sucked as there was over 2000 users, but it was way faster. I then grabbed a VIP20 from a customers 7200, to uh 'borrow' it, and put in a dual port 100MB ethernet card and we were getting line speed as the VIP can do the same kind of offloading.. SO even though the routing engine was slower than dogshit, it just had to make inital decisions. we later went to cisco 6500's and those blew the gates off of the 3com once and for all. But now that has me wondering, the world of juniper or even linux has to have something equivalent to this awesome 1990's technology, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me unless your mmu can directly map to the cache, you have no idea what some teenager is putting in there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1 insightful D:\>markov.exe alice30.txt 27294 words captured, 5313 unique, 55188 probes, 21126 misses 17529 unique prefixes captured, 109733 probes, 54245 misses 0 suffix chains are 0 long 14410 suffix chains are 1 long 1653 suffix chains are 2 long 596 suffix chains are 3 long 235 suffix chains are 4 long 170 suffix chains are 5 long 109 suffix chains are 6 long 73 suffix chains are 7 long 52 suffix chains are 8 long 231 suffix chains are 9 or more long Maximum chain length is 206 with prefix "said the " ALICE'S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND Lewis Carroll THE END 10 words output, 17529 unique prefixes, 109750 probes, 54251 misses D:\> best story ever! said the mirko My phone is a Palm. Unmortgage your property, it's time to milk your victims: build. But remember: this has to last. From there you may adopt one of the following strategies: Accept some of their most valuable for a station and/or the water utility. That's also the reason you mortgaged some of your properties, remember? Unmortgage your property, it's time to milk your victims: build. But remember: this has to last. From there you may adopt one of the following strategies: Accept some of their trades: let them have one color with hotels. But just one: you can restrict yourself, they cannot: they WANT, they even NEED to win. So, let them be greedy, but not dangerously. Refuse all of their trades. Prevent them from building. Build enough houses around so that their wealth won't increase after a round through your buildings. They may however still make a little money so that the game last. This game has however one huge difference with reality, or maybe it's a similarity but here it is: everybody collects his salary, unless he's in jail, and even in that case, he might still perceive the rent you'll HAVE to pay when on his property. This infinite supply of money, 200$ at a time per player, is the growth you should target. There's not anymore, so either you make them believe there's more in order to steal them what they have, and then you're one of these rogue traders, or you can -very confortably- live with that. A word about the Free Parking option: IRL, it would be some government contracts. In the software, you either decide to exploit this or not. Let's say that it might bring more wealth to the game, which is not bad. But it does so at the expense of realism: I'd personally love to get rid of the 200$ salary if I were to follow the Free Parking rule. Sceptical? Think about this everytime you hear about ANY economics-related fact in teh nuz... then come again. At this time, I'd be quite happy with this setup but the amp just isn't loud enough and its modelisations don't quite fit with the analog effects... It's muddy. So, I deactivate the once-beloved Marshall simulation and use the Behringer as a class-A amp. I really like it with the bass and the B2.1U effector: it has both the Primus or the Sugar sounds I'm not into sparkling slap, it's the guitar sound that I'd like to improve my sound toward that luminous 80's-ish rock sound and to get something like that I could carry near a drummer... so I want a combo. This has not to be obscenely expensive and, if I quite liked the Fender Supersonic when I tried it, I was also intrigued by the Jazz King and its clean jazzy sound and minimal technical features. I read a lot about the FM 212R and its crappy overdriven sound but as thos who most often seem to despise its dirty channel also rave about its clean sound, I could appreciate it... but I'm not sure I would not regret takin a sub-standard amp that only newbies know about anyway... I could also go for a Vox AC30, of course, of for the Hiwatt Custom 100 which I once owned, but here again I hesitate: my guitar is 23 y.o., my bass is almost 20: I want the definitive amp I'll keep forever... It could also be a Swiss-made all-purpose gem. I'd then like to know what the others guitarists have chosen, kept, and why... and maybe also what they would avoid at all costs. make up on you rotten corpse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm still here Therfore I'm a survivor. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just thought it was funny how it printed out the header & footer. Like the entire experience can be skipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow 1980's big. you should be sucking down TB's of data. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or a threat to homosexuals look at how much $$ they threw at aids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im kinda hoping the street gangs turn it into a bloodbath. and put an end to footballing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hi nothing to really say so i said it. jews? they have no power here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wibderfyk waut tge itger ibe, ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me syre tgubg byddt akk tiy gave ti di us oyt tiyr gabds ib tge jetibaird wribg, ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wyt? uts a cinokucated ctoger, ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if it's any condolances it's better when they are fresh. sure they have that warm coppery taste to the air smell, but the older ones.. well. Let's just say they aren't pleasant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks like he's still detained... 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 F4-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II Now if we were to have used your powers, we'd have looked to see how many other people had similar arrests, and if they are still in there, or what. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you still morn for Roy? I know I do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and he bled out playing the guitar. Funny the insanity of fighting a war, and then waiting for your woman to make some food while you die in hte next room. he finally made a man of rick. well more so lisa did. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Squeeze! lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holly Hop Drive: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Trane? Trane: Uh, is that what this is a video of? Holly Hop Drive: In a sense, yes. My hooping has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Trane: Oh yeah? Holly Hop Drive: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson. Trane: Johnson? Holly Hop Drive: Do you like hooping, Trane? Trane: 'Scuse me? Holly Hop Drive: hooping. The physical act of love. Hula-Hooping. Do you like it? Trane: I was talking about my basic income. Holly Hop Drive: You're not interested in spinning? Trane: You mean hooping? Holly Hop Drive: I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate Hula Hoops. They can be a natural, zesty enterprise. you know surprisngly no. I'm just "working" IE watching progress indicators, and clicking a mouse. I love living in the future! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look, man I didn't start the fire. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll get you basic income by this afternoon polishing nails! These fucking amateurs. They send us a trane, we're supposed to shit our-selves with fear? Jesus Christ. My point is-- ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess I should tip my fedora M'lady... sorry the hooping thing was all too easy. and trane's fear of the vagina. he misses his hugging sessions with the uknown chinaman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well it was hooping and it showed a lot of ass. but female ass, so trane clearly cannot deal with it. He's gone full retarded up in this one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whut dafuq? too much curry for me! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Whos gonna hug you when Its too late Whos gonna hug you when things Arent so great You can't go on Thinking nothings wrong Whos gonna hug you tonight Whos gonna hug you When you fall Whos gonna jerk it up When you call Whos gonna hug you In your dreams Whos gonna cover your mouth When you scream You can't go on Thinking nothings wrong Whos gonna hug you tonight Whos gonna hold you down When you O'd Who you gonna hug When you break Whos gonna hug you tonight I'm pretty sure a vag would terrify trane. He only hooks up with transexual hookers, and hugs strange men for warmth. why else has he exiled himself? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so trane is gay for me nimey is gay for orion debs is gay for gold nosta is gay for suntory mumble is gay for stats orion is gay for holly and k5 is gay for crawford. who said I was trying to make sense ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait wait you are in a theoretical position to get $0.05 for every time nimey is gay for you. there has to be a way to exploit that monetarily. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so what he looks like an 80's mainfame guy, big shocker. why the interest in him anyways? He's a broken guy trying to get over the world fucking him over. or is it because the crawc0ck's dreams are being played out, and he's busy being locked up? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awww you need a hug or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and nobody from china is hugging you at night. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well I guess we both know he's famous for being tron guy, and of course spandex without a cup so his junk was out to see. He also maintaned hercules if you like VM/370 that much. But it doesn't do SDLC, or SNA so it doesn't feel like a real mainframe. Honestly I like Sim390, it does 3270 and 5250 pretty well. Too bad the guy who wrote it was anti open sores, so now that he's dead it's all pretty much lost. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the same effort that self signed certs have warnings. OMG YOU ARE USING CRYPTO NSA CAN'T LISTEN ON!!! WARNING WARNING!! Honestly SSL warnings should be FLIPPED. LOLz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny that extension is broken. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes! and the going rate is 5 "gitmos" to one GIJOE. HOW CAN THIS GO WRONG. Also from the poopscoop on people on the ground the guy they traded, was a FUCKING DEFECTOR. A real piece of shit. don't let the skin tone fool you, his dad only speaks to him in some ME dialect. Barrak just traded one terrorist for five. LMFAO. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I almost think the Amiga 1000 sounds better. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone took a $5 lug wrench to Crawford's head, and got 'the secret(tm)'. rejoice! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go hug a brick and jump in the water. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must be part of his hetroflexability gender-queer, bordering on full blown gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Amero or SDR. What ever the thought police of the NWO use. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ah, so you've discovered what happens at the end of the 'year of the linux desktop'. I've been hearing this shit since 1992, and I'm kind of sad that in 2014, it's still not usable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember MS-DOS yeah, it was a 16bit rehash of CP/M and it had 1st rate games. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you found the problem. > If Rockstar paid their coders to write GTA VI for Linux it would LITERALLY ROCK YOUR WORLD. If Bethesda and Zenimax released Elswyr for Debian-based distros you would SWEAR YOU WERE LOOKING OUT A FUCKING WINDOW. If Square/Enix released Final Fantasy XXX for RHEL then . . . well it would probably still suck but it WOULD SUCK LIKE A BOSS! distribution fragmentation. It's a fucking nightmare to support a binary on multiple distro's. So yeah fuck that noise. Oh and it's been a problem since every teenager thought to themselves that they could do 'better' than SLS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah none of them work right ever install oracle on linux? go for it. let me know how 'bullshit' an experience that is. Also fucking java on linux. fuck that noise. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's ibm's fault anyways OS/2 died MS wanted to put windows on top of OS/2, but IBM hated windows, and insisted on PM and that bullshit ibm mainframe graphics SAA or whatever the fuck it was. the one that nobody ever fucking used. I worked at a big ibm shop, and we had ONE graphics terminal. ONE. We had well over 10,000 3270s. Hundreds of 3174's and a dozen 3725's. There were literally tonnes of fucking cables. And ONE graphic terminal. They used it for demos, and it took 20 minutes to render some shitty graphic that looked like a retarded 8 year old just discovered LOGO. No IBM fucked it up, MS wanted Windows compatibility built into OS/2. So instead IBM ran Windows as a VM with para virtualized video drivers. The OS/2 I keep around is really for multi-tasking MS-DOS, because it does a nice job of it. IBM TCP/IP barely fucking works, it's so fucking unstable unless you get the last service pack for it. So yeah, FUCK IBM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you booted it native? you brave foolish man. I keep my linux in a bottle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah commercial software sucks https://my.vmware.com/web/vmware/evalcenter?p=free-esxi5&lp=default I used mailinator to generate a key. Hell I'll do one right now! Generate a user id.. http://jimpix.co.uk/words/random-username-generator.asp#username-results Setup the email.. trigger.lancashire@reallymymail.com phone 9544000001 Company or organization * the company Address 1 * 101 business avenue City * MIAMI BEACH Postal code * 33139 Country * United States State or province * Florida Because, you know, homosexuals. Also you really should look into some kind of off site email backup. set a password of something like thisismylongpassword Authenticate my email.... And now I'm done! VMware vSphere Hypervisor 5 License 5M407-D2300-K8L40-0U30K-3D16Q Enjoy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i still use slackware and build from source. prep.ai.mit.edu and tsx-11.mit.edu .. never forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that must piss stallman off that hurd went nowhere. they should have gpl'd Net2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Man Hugger He'll only come out at nights The basic income seeking type Nothing is new I've seen him here before Watching and waiting Ooh, he's sittin' with you But his eyes are on the crawc0ck at the door So many have paid to see What you think You're gettin' for free trane is wild A man-hugger tamed By the purr of a OggFrog Money's the matter If you're in it for love You ain't gonna get too far (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger I wouldn't if I were you I know what he can do He's tedious man And he could really bore you to death Mind over matter Ooh, the basic income is there But a hugger is in the heart (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a man hugger [Instrumental Interlude] Ooooooooh (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes Watch out boy he'll hug you at night (Whoa-oh, here he comes (Watch out) he's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (He's a man hugger) Ooh, he'll hug you at night (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes, he's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (Watch out) He'll only come out at night, ooh-oh (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes He's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (He's a man hugger) trane is wild, whoooa (Oh-oh, here he comes) Here he comes Watch out boy, watch out boy (Oh-oh, here he comes) Oh, watch out, watch out Watch out, watch out (Oh-oh, here he comes) (Yeah, yeah) he's a man hugger (Oh-oh, here he comes) (He's a basic income seeker) He's watching and waiting, ooh-oh (Oh-oh, here he comes) Oh, he's a man hugger i thought they shut down their newsgroups around the time of the rise of .net... ------- I...I like me. 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Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Last pdated at 6PM, he is not among us phew ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bloody mary and a 50/50 ice water/vodka chaser. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is a lot of places in 'merika that live and die on traffic tickets. Shitholes like Monroe county florida. They'd be 100% fucked now. Expect this car to be banned everywhere. Or an electric toll for the privilege of driving in their state/county/city/neighbourhood as there is a lot of doughnut chasers to feed. LOL wait, who am I kidding, they'll just layoff all the cops, and just have the system toll the fuck out of everything. Isn't that agenda21 in action where you can't even drive your own fucking car? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me unlikely well then again he is properly sedated, maybe he won't mouth off to the judge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC's child porn stash compromised! In case you haven't heard the thousands of nerd virgins scream... WARNING: Using TrueCrypt is not secure as it may contain unfixed security issues This page exists only to help migrate existing data encrypted by TrueCrypt. The development of TrueCrypt was ended in 5/2014 after Microsoft terminated support of Windows XP. Windows 8/7/Vista and later offer integrated support for encrypted disks and virtual disk images. Such integrated support is also available on other platforms (click here for more information). You should migrate any data encrypted by TrueCrypt to encrypted disks or virtual disk images supported on your platform. It's lavabit all over again. If only froggdisk were here to save us! disgust more than anything esp his serial downloading of it, because he has this delusional fantasy that he is in it, and he wants to check himself out. He's fucking bonkers. but we both know that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im not lying he did confess to downloading CP. as for porn here, its not censored in the least. me & my wife go shopping for it together. sorry Im not in one of those relationships where I have to hide everything I'm doing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why do you think I married her? maybe if you didn't spend your life hugging strangers, and living in the woods... well I know scarcity, basic income, and taxes, debit, homeless vets, hypodermics on the shore, we didn't start the wars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but mike is a pedophile with gigs of CP on a truecrypt volume. his only hope is that he has forgotten, yet again the passwords. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1984 2014. damn. i had something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so true it feels weird every time I cross over into China for the same reason. they don't know who Stalin was, or even Hitler. I mentioned that this summer is the 100th anniversary of WWI... my wife, her friends and family had never heard of it. all they know is the japanese encroachment on china, how shnaghai was split up, and of course hong kong/ maccau... they don't know anything beyond that. see, china is just like 'merika, they don't know a fucking thing about the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit! why do I agree with you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god china is 30 minutes away no way they are going to do that stupid al gore funding programme. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me au contrare the air is nice. I live in the lee of a mountain, so I'm fine. thanks for the worry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes im sure the 'authorities' will get cracking right on it. Or better yet, don't let yourself get placed into dangerous situations. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My immediate instinct was to leave. instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct instinct You need to pay attention to this thing, Fuck the western 'ignore instinct, because'.. no because fuck you!. You knew you were in danger, and if this wasn't a public setting it'd gone far worse. You live in a dangerous country, you need to pay the fuck attention. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's the only reason you are ok you can't throw your survival instinct to the wind. I know everyone thinks they have the right to safety in the west, but the truth is that there are a lot of uncivilized people out there. you got to watch your back, jack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I know it won't win any daytime tv awards but eating through a straw isn't something you want to do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people forget where 'white trash southerners' come from... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now why would I want to talk to you homosexuals in real time? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy friday it's still raining like crazy. Im wandering around the house emptying dehumidifiers. and 'working'... although being trapped in the house it feels like prison. let me guess argent? Honestly I found Microsoft's SQLServer Agent far more versatile. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me z/OS like Consoles and Console Management; gag me with a spoon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your still there? so that makes you a lifestyle accessory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I saw this from 2008 Turns out, I was right. Too bad the story is crap, I too dream of western collapse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sometimes you can just slap old drivers into new places and they'll work... planned obsolescence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me newsflash, everyone hates white people they just want to talk like them, live like them, eat like them, watch their movies, and take their money. waaa why aren't people moving to paradises like the ivory coast, dubai, saudia arabia,pakistan or any other 3rd world hellhole not run by white people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eastern europeans you mean the real jews are living in prison camps. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me humidity update I have two floors, and two dehumidifiers, each of which hold 3 litres. or is it 4? I forget. Anyways they now fill up 4x a day now. but then Id be surrounded by californians ick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im scared of that that this will become the normal. 'cause there is nothing normal about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me violator is the best way to describe Crawford's parole status. Lol nigga going to do life. new diary new day it's raining. so it's humid like fuck. I've bought 2 de-humidifiers. I'm thinking it's not enough. I can't wait for typhoon season. Oh fun fact, the cantonese word for mortgage sounds like the eglishization of typhoon. bad i work with people who I can't communicate with. they never answer emails, or their stupid internal systems. getting them on the phone is a fucking miracle. getting them to follow through on something is fucking impossible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know it feels like a fucking swamp, but I'm dumping 8l of water every 4-6 hours. for 1200sq ft, thats a lot of fucking water. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me celebrating raep culture in IT No, seriously. Now is this NSFW? Well it's actually on a companies front page. Oh those Czechs's experts at being raped. gooby pls ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it looks like some old wordperfect or print shop stock picture of a scared Halloween cat thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crazy isn't it and kinda sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lupis? cancer? a tumor? shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh it was only a hugathon nothing permanent. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and here we are talking about this in english. god save the queen. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she also has another foot. may as well make a complete set. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hugs in Heaven Would you know my trane If I saw you in heaven? Would it be the same If I saw you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on 'Cause I know I don't belong here in China Would you hold my hand If I held you in heaven? Would you help me stand If I hugged you in China? I'll find my way through night and day 'Cause I know I just can't stay here in heaven Trane can bring you down, time can bend your knees Trane can break your heart, have you begging please, begging please Beyond the door there's peace I'm sure And I know there'll be no more tears in heaven Would you know my trane If I hugged you in China? Would it be the same If I held you in heaven? I must be strong and carry on 'Cause I know I don't belong here in heaven 1986. never forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well this shithole is literally one generation above dialup BBS'es. although it is about as interesting as reading synchronet's dovenet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I want a pentium 60. or 66 with 32gb of EDO ram, a 1gb disk, and enough ISA cards for a sound blaster awe32, a NE2000 and a gravis ultrasound. Oh and a PCI ATI Mach32, you know one with 8514/A compatibiilty, because I want 1024x768 to fucking work with windows/386 2.01. fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kinda PCem is the best bet, but it lacks networking. and I kind of like the old iron TBH. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god damn, I got my $3000 right here now get me to the time machine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dosbox sux it won't isntall OS/2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Very UN-PC Dreams I keep dreaming of buying a gayming PC. I really really want one apparently. Sure, I went to Fortress last night to kill time, but that didn't mean that I had to have a dream that night where I returned to Best Buy and bought that PC I saw as well as a graphics card. It comes out to about $6500, by the way. That would be fine if not for the fact that I WOULD ONLY USE IT FOR GAYMES! I can't see myself using a PC for anything else; Angelfish's mom is absolutely perfect EXCEPT for gaymes. Yet Angelfish's mom still runs traines quite well. I could run anything, but not at the maximum settings. Yet would a $2100 gayphics card allow me to? I'm not even sure about that. All I know is that I really want to buy a gayming PC, even though I don't play many PC gaymes, and I'd probably spend more time tweaking than playing them. Hell, that's what I even did in my dream! I just want to spend money, don't I? you can outcrawfish the ford! http://www.vmwarearena.com/2013/10/vsphere-55-download-free-esxi-55.html register it anyways, get a free esxi + vcentre. experence the future, now! (VMWare player can nest the thing, run a 'data centre' of shit (ie nt4) on your desk.) do it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they can't shit can this it's all virtual, baby so you install windows whatever on your new rig. then install the free vmware player. register and download the ESX I gave you the link for create a VM and call it ESX (give it some space for your VMs) and when you point the player (lol) to the esx iso, it'll know what you are doing and build the VM as required. make sure teh NIC isn't NAT or some shit, make it bridged or install a MS loop if you are on wifi. Anyways install ESX, then use the client to admin it. so from windows you can run ESX & Vcenter. for free. and they can't pull the plug as esx is their enterprise product. and you are running it under vmware player, so its the real deal. as long as you use something that can pass on the hardware vm accel to the VM you are golden. really, it's awesome. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me death by penguin over on the other site, they dropped this bombshell: "Raytheon is switching its UAV control system from Solaris to Linux for U.S. military drones, starting with a Northrop Grumman MQ-8C Fire Scout helicopter." As expected, all they care about is bottom lines, as licensing Oracle Solaris for their death machines costs money. "Earlier this month Raytheon entered into a $15.8 million contract with the U.S. Navy to upgrade Raytheon's control systems for unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs), according to a recent Avionics Intelligence report. The overhaul is designed to implement more modern controls to help ground-based personnel control UAVs. Raytheon's tuxified version of its Vertical Takeoff and Landing Unmanned Air Vehicle Tactical Control System (TCS) will also implement universal UAV control qualities. As a result the TCS can be used in in all U.S. Navy, Air Force, Army, and Marine Corps UAVs that weigh at least 20 pounds. By providing an open standard, the common Linux-based platform is expected to reduce costs by limiting the types of UAV control systems that need to be built and maintained for each craft." So now the dirty GNU hippies will have the blood of innocents on their hands. Will this result in a newer GPL that forbades the use of their software in killing machines? Or better, will this result in another DARPA grant to Theo and his OpenBSD cronies as they have given explicit permission to use OpenBSD for the killing of innocents: OpenBSD uses and redistributes must be free to all (be they people or companies), for any purpose they wish to use it, including modification, use, peeing on, or even integration into baby mulching machines or atomic bombs to be dropped on Australia. Naturally I don't think this will spark any debate in the neckbeard communities as killing sand niggers is a popular sport of the west. 2014, year of the Linux death machine. But it'll never be year of the desktop. the worst part is you throw enough key terms it'll show up in google. LMFAO. Also it's Novel Unix Ware. And UTS Unix Timesharing System. You should have some paranoid fantasy where the guy writes the system that imprisons us all, but it hinges on IIS3 and a paradox db. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too mainstream I was sure crawford was more of a SASI kind of guy, because you know protostandards much better. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a dead one too. He hugged his last hug, and now only can give hugs in heaven. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me forget starwars! happy game of thrones day I just started to watch lost, I don't have time for this waiting 6 years shit. so maybe a few years after game of thrones (toilets?) is done, then i'll check it out. Oh yeah, fuck starwars. beats me! it could take a few years to find out. All I know is that i'm not doing this waiting for years shit. but according to southpark its just dicks and the promise of dragons. but just dicks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me life real life nobody gets out alive. then again im weird I guess.. I still remember watching Roy Focker haemorrhaging out on on Claudia's couch when I was 9. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stay indoors put foil on the windows. that way they cna't dream about your precious bodily fluids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh oh sye set us up the bomb. I guess that means delegation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well at least he made a bit of a splash in life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh Egil! you try too hard. isn't it time for a clock timezone update? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bla bla "my partner's mother" bla bla I'm gay and drink carbonated water. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ror U make me raugh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Genesis 5:1-26 Hic est liber generationis Adam. Qua creavit Deus hominem, ad similitudinem Dei fecit illum. Masculum et feminam creavit eos et benedixit illis et vocavit nomen eorum Adam, Adam, quando creata sunt. Vixit autem Adam centum triginta annis et genuit filium in similitudinem suam, secundum imaginem suam vocavitque nomen eius Seth . Et facti sunt dies Adam , postquam genuit Seth, octingenti anni: et genuit filios et filias. Et factum est omne tempus quod vixit Adam, anni nongenti triginta, et mortuus est . Vixit quoque Seth centum quinque annos et genuit Enos. Vixitque Seth, postquam genuit Enos, octingentis septem annis, genuitque filios et filias. Omnes dies Seth nongentorum duodecim annorum, et mortuus est . Vixit vero Enos nonaginta annis et genuit Cainan. Et vixit Enos , postquam genuit Cainan, octingentis quindecim annis et genuit filios et filias. Omnes dies Enos nongenti quinque anni, et mortuus est . Vixit quoque Cainan septuaginta annis, et genuit Cainan , postquam genuit Malaleel, octingentis quadraginta annis, et genuit Malaleel , octingentos , et genuit filios et filias. Omnes dies Cainan nongenti decem anni, et mortuus est . Vixit autem Malalehel sexaginta quinque annos et genuit Iared. Et vixit Malaleel, postquam genuit Jared, octingentis triginta annis: et genuit filios et filias. Omnes dies Malaleel octingenti nonaginta quinque anni, et mortuus est . Vixitque Jared centum sexaginta duobus annis et genuit Henoch. Et vixit Iared , postquam genuit Henoch, octingentis annis, et genuit filios et filias. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit rusty! Adam lived 130 years, and begat a son, his own portrait, after his image , and called his name Seth . And after Adam , and begotten Seth days , eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters . It came days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years, and he died. Seth lived an hundred and five years , and became the father of Enosh . After Seth begat Enos eight hundred and seven years , and begat sons and daughters to live with . Days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years and he died. Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan 's father. Enos lived , he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters after children . Enos were nine hundred and five years old and he died. And Cainan lived seventy years, and begat Cainan 's father , after he begat Mahalaleel 840 years , and begat Mahalaleel eight hundred , and his daughter born children . Kenan were nine hundred and ten years old the day he died . Mahalaleel lived sixty -five , and became the father of Jared . After Mahalaleel , Jared gave birth to 830 years of life , and had a son and daughter. All the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety -year-old died. And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years , became the father of Enoch . Jared begat Enoch eight hundred years , and begat sons and daughters to live after . Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years on death ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me drugs alcohol, booze, beer, and sleeping pills. Also have you considered having a computer read to you the volumes of MDC's works? in monotone it'll put anyone to sleep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you drinking? it sounds like the wrong stuff. go to chinatown and ask for 'cooking wine', or bijew. it should come in massive bottles and be suspiciously cheap. think of it as Chinese moonshine. enjoy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no. have you? Also this isn't mainland, they import 33% of their shit from the UK, the other 33% from Australia and the rest from who the fuck knows where. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I buy the 'premium' boat brand wahtever one, for $22 a litre. so that is ~ $3 USD. It coes in a glass bottle too, so you know its high class. There is shit in a 3l plastic bottle for around $30 HKD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just chug it from the bottle FFS the goal is to get hammered, not to pretend you have class. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Empty or hollow victory same thing I guess. ask sye, or nosta. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me think of it as trane's pyrrhic victory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The software problem expands behold: 203782 ACTKINSON, JOUA NATHANIE 04/27/14 A2-2 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II As we approach one month of incarceration, another MMII gets added to the system. But in all fairness, crawford the movie is kind of a letdown. so he went rosa parks again thanks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well unless insects can file charge then it has to be another tiff with his mother. which fits fine, as he always stops taking his meds, and has these psychotic/manic episodes when he's around her. But he's always pining for aunt peggy. Plot twist, peggy is his real mom, this one took over for her because he's such a doucheknuckle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've been boycotting the NBA for years mostly because I think basketball is exceptionally gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they made all the programmers buy one At the seattle ms store to boost sales numbers. I'm sure they put them next to their zunes and kins. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the people underwriting Adam Sandler? And the people who buy tickets to his "movies".. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me congrats for not being the next kitten. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Think about what you're leaving behind for your grandchildren The clearly mentally ill man pleased, while he was idly reaching into his pants and pulling out a few more larva. "How many of these products you're making will be here in a hundred years?" He lamented. His face was turning red, and his eyes were welling up, as he was about to cry in frustration. "I want you to think about that!" His voice started to waver as he screamed as loud as he could. He deftly flung the lave at the ground and started to ramble incoherently about ignorant mother fuckers, a machine gun man, kool-aide, and bombs. it always has to end in bombs. But was he right this time? Where are these projects, in the infamous Portland's Startup Weekend? From the list: ShopMyPins STATUS, DEFUNCT. - Helps users find a webstore to buy products found on Pinterest. InMovingColor STATUS, ABANDONDED - Tablet moveable coloring books for kids. Chatura STATUS, DEFUNCT - Ambient location mobile app. HabitCoach STATUS, DEFUNCT - Mobile app that helps you change your life, one habit at a time. Beer Hunter Labs STATUS, DEFUNCT NO ACTIVITY FOR A TWO YEAR SPAN - Mobile social sharing, for beer. PollKarma STATUS, DEFUNCT 8 hours down for years - Give your opinion about a brand's products, and they'll donate a dollar to your charity of choice. Game It Up! STATUS, DEFUNCT - Video game programming training for 6-12 year olds PhotoLab STATUS, DEFUNCT - Fast, quality photo edits to enhance your image. uEdit.com STATUS, DEFUNCT NO UPDATES IN TWO YEARS - One-click solution to error-free content. Startup Pitch Deck STATUS, DEFUNCT - Mobile app that helps entrepreneurs create fast, effective pitch decks. 12carrots STATUS, DEFUNCT NO UPDATES IN TWO YEARS - Get rewarded for working out. HashTraffic STATUS, DEFUNCT. BECAME CANARYKNO, NO UPDATES IN OVER A YEAR - Utilize the power of the hashtag to bring visibility to your website. Matchable STATUS, DEFUNCT - A simple, intuitive way to make new friends and meet new people. CodeChops STATUS, DEFUNCT. BECAME FATCATGAMEWORKS. DOMAIN JUST LAPSED. - Video game (to be determined). PropertyPartner STATUS, DEFUNCT. WEBSITE 403'S - Finance tools for shared real estate investments. Kid Bins STATUS, DEFUNCT - Inventory management web application that allows you to track your children's clothing. Pink Grenade STATUS, DEFUNCT - iPhone app that helos you notify police when you are in danger. So what have we learned? That the 'startup mentality' is mostly about chasing defunct dreams. Perhaps the best failed dream of all comes from tech.li itself. It's no-longer in operation, the article with Crawford's bomb threats only live in quotes from others. No retractions, and no follow up on where are they now. What about all their grandchildren? I doubt they will even know this event took place, or that any of these companies that were quickly forgotten even existed. Much like the afternoon a madman & his bugs infested a startup weekend in which two years later not a single one of them would be left operating a company. Ironically all these companies joined Dulcinea Technologies in the happy dance of death. Where is your god now? wrong province but you get the idea.... .cn > .com ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she does keep on blowing me close enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you aren't recruiting people to the cause. you need pamphlets like the chicktracks people. have you found hooping ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so now you've just confirmed what I thought too much sye. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what happened? alcoholisim? boredrom? don't tell me you got a life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hong Kong, a China SAR gives people Friday through Monday off, because we are a Christian nation. Unlike say the United Slaves of America. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that reminds me it's monday, did our lord and saviour get released? 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 F4-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II. No, no he did not. Also what happened to speedy trials? googling around I've seen others in the area get nailed with malicious mischief after making bomb threats... so yeah what do you think? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it wouldn't be his first time and I doubt it will be his last. since he lost Bonita he's gone off the rails. I mean he was picking lice off his body, and trying to pretend like it was perfectly normal. Or that women could easily look past the fact that HE WAS FUCKING INFESTED WITH BODY LICE. Not in the past, but like right now. but what can I say, he's mentally ill and dead set on defating the system at every stop from helping him. he clearly cannot take care of himself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mimic? blastar took disability, so he isn't homeless in & out of prison and picking bugs out of his underwear tying to convince everyone it's perfectly fine. trane is just a fucking idiot that wants to see crawford fall deeper and deeper. trane fell from glory once he started smoking crack & fucking tranies. Now its his turn to watch crawford descend into madness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so glad I left. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me right i never bothered trying to become a us citizen as I screwed up big time trusting a woman. then the job quit me, and I left. So yeah I don't pay the IRS anything anymore, I don't have a valid work permit (as Ive lived more than a year outside) thus voiding my greencard. And I really don't care. income tax in Hong Kong is 17% tops. so yeah, choke it down with the IRS. Oh and we have single payer, universal health care too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep. lots of highways, bad drivers, and a government that doesn't represent or care about it's people. China is just like America. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep just like america post WWII. Now everyone is chasing factory jobs, and the desire for new houses is off the hook. The only difference is that China didn't have to kill millions of germans to get here. Just take worthless dollars from Americans, and cheerfully take all their manufacturing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I too saw kick ass and agree with the heckler, it was more like ass kick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah staring one nick cage who tries to teach some kid to act cool before he dies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi I like to say hi a lot on the internet HELLOOOOOO! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder what would happen if someone would just push a shitty life out for the iOS platform, and call it warplife. could he do anything? would they get the special treatment? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a few years ago I did something more insane took apart a popular emulator and changed it's "raw" block storage to use ODBC. So then I could hook it up to MSSQL. Then with a little mucking around I got it to do a publisher/subscriber, and voila, I had instant block level replication. Sure it worked, but it was a lot of data to push to both the SQL server, and the replication peers. But it worked really well. I suppose the 'win' is to LPC to the sql server, ie run it on the hardware, and have it push transaction logs... So it's not a constant blast of stuff... but like everything else, I lost interest. And running Windows 2003 server + SQL Server 2000 on the desktop so I could keep my planetfall save games stored safely around the world was overkill. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me overplay.net it even has world wide access. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is the cbc link? since I have acces, but never watch ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it has to be satire, right? Nobody can be that stupid? But tumblr is full of circlejerks and biters.... They seem to think it's real.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me actually it's sad And pathetic. It makes me want to cry ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pegging is the new hug like newcoke to the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh, hi Egil! Ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we regret to inform you that we have prior art pat With frogg.net and froggstream.asp ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me play it through a transcoder Your output rate needs to stay the same. I just don't think shoutcast compatibility matters ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably revoked all keys http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/04/private-crypto-keys-are-accessible-to-he artbleed-hackers-new-data-shows/ and shut down all VM's in a panic to force people to logon their admin system to tell them to revoke all keys and reissue. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL .NET LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOL OLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLO LLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me call it research and get management to buy it. you never know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Living with Crawfordmania: A parents persepective read it and weep, yee mighty. poor mrs crawford. what happened? Sorry I'm in china, and whatever this is, it didn't make the news here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that gets last second notice in hong kong. not sure about the mainland. Its all dancing with the stars, and guandongs got tallent.... AKA US television. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit dog, I donno I ride on professional reputation, you know because I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how about some nick cage? lord of war. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh shit! Someone got the jump on froggjob, hong kong! http://startbase.recruit.net/ God dammit!!!!! There never was a cricket Bonita or Crawford. There is only Tsutomu Shimomura. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Re: FYA: http://heartbleed.com/ From: Theo de Raadt <deraadt <at> cvs.openbsd.org> Newsgroups: gmane.os.openbsd.misc Date: 2014-04-08 19:40:56 GMT (2 days, 8 hours and 4 minutes ago) > On Tue, Apr 08, 2014 at 15:09, Mike Small wrote: > > nobody <openbsd.as.a.desktop <at> gmail.com> writes: > > > >> "read overrun, so ASLR won't save you" > > > > What if malloc's "G" option were turned on? You know, assuming the > > subset of the worlds' programs you use is good enough to run with that. > > No. OpenSSL has exploit mitigation countermeasures to make sure it's > exploitable. What Ted is saying may sound like a joke... So years ago we added exploit mitigations counter measures to libc malloc and mmap, so that a variety of bugs can be exposed. Such memory accesses will cause an immediate crash, or even a core dump, then the bug can be analyed, and fixed forever. Some other debugging toolkits get them too. To a large extent these come with almost no performance cost. But around that time OpenSSL adds a wrapper around malloc & free so that the library will cache memory on it's own, and not free it to the protective malloc. You can find the comment in their sources ... #ifndef OPENSSL_NO_BUF_FREELISTS /* On some platforms, malloc() performance is bad enough that you can't just OH, because SOME platforms have slow performance, it means even if you build protective technology into malloc() and free(), it will be ineffective. On ALL PLATFORMS, because that option is the default, and Ted's tests show you can't turn it off because they haven't tested without it in ages. So then a bug shows up which leaks the content of memory mishandled by that layer. If the memoory had been properly returned via free, it would likely have been handed to munmap, and triggered a daemon crash instead of leaking your keys. OpenSSL is not developed by a responsible team. Sorry, I'm siding with Theo, OpenSSL is not developed by a responsible team. it doesn't matter fag$gcc rusty.c -o rusty rusty.c:3758:10: warning: implicit declaration of function 'isdigit' is invalid in C99 [-Wimplicit-function-declaration] if (!isdigit(argv[argc-1][i])) ^ rusty.c:3790:26: warning: passing 'unsigned char [40]' to parameter of type 'char *' converts between pointers to integer types with different sign [-Wpointer-sign] key_init(argv[argc-1], salt, &I, &J, &K, &L); ^~~~ rusty.c:3687:27: note: passing argument to parameter 'salt' here key_init(char *key, char *salt, uint16_t *I, uint16_t *J, uint16_t *K, u... ^ 2 warnings generated. fag$echo "Rusty is a fraud, I want my 5 dolla back." &pipe; ./rusty 191504151325 &pipe; base64 > secret.64 && cat secret.64 10NAr6sMmmmxb5IJ9wLz/83f4HadOTV1w6MkqXeWwxCMQbJ/yDzuZwI0iAcXmRqwppQmgkxbytxt35Ld 0vQ= fag$ base64 -d secret.64 &pipe; ./rusty -d 191504151325 Apr 11 12:52:19 MichaelDavidCrawfords-MacBookPro.local base64[1682] <Info>: Read 85 bytes. Apr 11 12:52:19 MichaelDavidCrawfords-MacBookPro.local base64[1682] <Info>: Wrote 116 bytes. 9X9r??Hx???^????-s???@}?BE???????nU3X??Nz?z?[x?2O??4???M2???w? ?q?i>)L??`~??fag$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok so it's not portable, and tied to gay OS's. fag$tr -d 'ABCDEF' EFB7042DC74DBCD378148F164894B347A1AD9B0D22C06D156F14B1B2A148D1887768CC4F7318DFDF AA3EA1572F42BC05163C02218FC90A486A82CCB3D43D4342 70427437814816489434719022061561412148188776847318315724205163022189048682343434 2 fag$base64 -D mess.txt &pipe;.rusty 70427437814816489434719022061561412148188776847318315724205163022189048682343434 2 ?v?0?}P???O??+b?`???????j?z?hi?U??M???0l??Br?D???(?5?`???? x??.j$&pipe;7?k?#??R??????C&pipe;???&# probably a limitation of measurement. isn't it always? Not to mention so many 'yes' people that taken to science as a religion. I mean 99/100 scientists agree! the science is in! remember when 99/100 thought the sun was at the centre of the universe? but yeah, people want religion and find it in cementing around things that can't be measured as of yet. Just like religion has the increasingly small god that explains what cannot, science religion (oh my science!) live in maxims that cannot change, and never should be challenged. as always the weakness is the human factor. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look at the religion of global warming no wait climate change. Of course it's an Al Gorian/Ken Lay ponzi scheme, but you know 99/100 scientists! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there are things we know we know things we think we know things we know we don't know and things we don't know that we don't know. the things we know that we know is incredibly small. things we think we know is larger than it should be. and the things we don't know that we don't know is probably massive but we don't know that. TL;DR there is no spoon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ill give you another one I live in the most densely populated place on earth. Now I've lived in the middle of it, and now I live on the edge. And you know what? ITS NOT THAT FUCKING POPULATED. Overpopulation is another bullshit myth. Hong Kong isn't dense because 'its all mountains', but rather real estate is controlled by a corrupt government & a handful of megacorporations. It's in their interest to see prices sky high, as to force people into government housing (damned near than half of HK is in government housing programmes) to assuage the larger thing which is the rich people that own us don't like the protests and like to hold things like housing over our heads. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah the climate debate is will a sin tax make people feel better about themselves. take any green product, it doesn't matter what, but lets go with a car. how much energy/water was involved in making the new car? how much to maintain the old? It's all about selling shit to people, and getting people (slaves) to accept having less, and paying more for it. It's really not that difficult to see once you've been outside your cage for a while. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no but that is what the 'climate change' people say. That any perceived storm is the 'worst in history' and we are all going to die, as climate!=weather unless it's a big storm, and that we are all going to die. Also yes it is all just a gimick to separate me from money. If it was about this 'dont pollute' it would be dont buy shit you don't need, and repair your existing shit. Instead it's about buying shit that travels the world 4x in its production and will be thrown out a week later. look at the bigger picture. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me really? FILE * rf = fopen("/dev/urandom", "rb"); where have I seen all these problems with no good random numbers? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are even dumber than you look why was he wrapping malloc & free to begin with? sorry, you are the dumbass for buying his flimsy excuses. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi im too close to the forest to see the trees. notice you still haven't addressed malloc. fuck you fucking suck. are you here to derail or are you just a hugging homo? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well duh and how do you know /dev/urandom is working? is it even random enough? WWCD? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow old people tv. really the 'late show' Steven Allen? why is it people are trying to stay with this format/program anyways? but if we must bring back SGCTC ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bit torrent is eventually consistent. And you can even ask for parts that you are interested in. so if you have 7billion 1mb files in a good enough swarm you could locate what you want. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they say it's 22 but it feels like 33 the fans from my 8way AMD & 4/8Intel+GPU are fucking killing me. I had a small office out of the way, which was nice but it only had a fan. well fuck that, I have an unused bedroom with a desk and shit and more importantly an A/C. There is nothing worse than being up super late on calls, sweatting one's ass off and being more miserable than usual. But I have to admit it's so weird sitting at a desk festooned with pokemon stickers, and using a snow white mouse pad... but god damn does that air feel good. yeah im in that 'rest of the world' part of the world where we use Celsius. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me energy they went nuts for dilithium. what about land? artifacts? value had simply shifted. Sure you can have a replicator make a duplicate whatever but you know damned well people will still quest for the original. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm very disappoint in gay5. why how come no mention of the latest school mass shooting, killing 24 students??? You would think the ban the guns, fuck the first amendment folks would be up in arms, but narry a mention. I mean if this kid had access to only say a knife, how many could be injured? 2-3 tops right? COME ON, END THE GUN USE IN 'MERICA! Ban the guns so we can then move on to ban large knives, pointy sticks and different opinions! no they were killed. all school shooting victims are killed. I hope they knock the school down too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me freedom comes in many forms my friend from a probing hand up your asshole, to a hellfire missile being deployed from a drone. the bad guy, although forever changing must die! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I went with K because I hear it's special. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OpenSSL: total and complete shit If you have the time, watch this and be amazed. Now the only good thing is that our hero cannot announce FroggCrypt, and become part of the problem. But if he did, he could probably get VC funding because you know how patriotic he is, because well HIS FATHER WAS IN THE NAVY. Good god, but OpenSSL vulns just speak to how basically everything is fucked. watch the video and pay close attention to the self signed part. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no really the guy called out OpenSSL as complete crap, gets shouted down, and ultimately proven right. Plus he's got great material for your paranoia. Like you have anything better to do. FUCKING WATCH IT ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's danish from danesville. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but it's got electrolytes. seriously you missed the big thing that you can "download anybodies source" say its confusing and complicated, poorly documents and call them a major security bug. the blastard I know would have downloaded glibc and warned everyone that using GNU LIBC in their programs is a major security problem because it's crap and cannot be understood. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes marry an asian chick already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought those people were dead already. you know the ones that call anyone who marries and has children "breeders". That shit is so "Sex in the City" AKA "Lonely cat woman", which hit it's popularity mid 2000's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SORRY IM TOO BUSY LIVING IN AN ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE TO POPULAR ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me read something interesting on reddit A weird-ish guy in HS made a fake bomb, popped it in the library return bin, then called in the bomb threat from a pay phone in the school lobby. It took the cops a very short amount of time to figure out who did it. He was charged & convicted of public mischief. Considering our hero's history of bombs & bomb scares, something tells me he set us up the bomb. wrong crawford... I mean there isn't anything there about CP or doing it for humanity. Inmate In-Custody Status ID Name Age Race Sex Case Charge Status Related Case Arrest Date Detainer Cash Bail Surety Bail Housing Sched Department Sched Action Sched Date Sched Time 02810611 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL 52 Black Male 14F00770X ARREST FUGITIVE FROM ANOTHER STATE ON CMPL/WARRANT Active 1/15/2014 N $55,000.00 $55,000.00 Call (702) 671-5700 OFCAL NO SCH ACTION - FUG 2/21/2014 8:00 AM 02810611 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL 52 Black Male C295658 POSS SCH I, II, III, IV C/S, (1ST/2ND) Active 14F00769X 1/15/2014 N $0.00 $0.00 Call (702) 671-5700 02 FOR SENTENCING 4/10/2014 9:00 AM 02810611 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL 52 Black Male C295658 TRAFFICK SCH I C/S, FLNTRZPM/GHB, 4-14 GRM Active 14F00769X 1/15/2014 N $0.00 $0.00 Call (702) 671-5700 02 FOR SENTENCING 4/10/2014 9:00 AM Plus how can he be here? 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 F4-6 none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does he look like the kind of guy who lives with his mother, and makes excuses about shit that happned 40+ years ago? Blames everyone for every little microagression? no this crawford is a go-getter. too bad he was gotten. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me any given day in the eurofagzone this meeting will take place, at least 20,000 times. Another 200,000 times in the Americas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I should have added 1,000,000,000 in india... as they can't begin to grasp even basic things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they just say yes a lot then unplug the power, and blame it on the communists. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OpenSSL: exploitable by design From: Theo de Raadt <deraadt <at> cvs.openbsd.org> Subject: Re: FYA: http://heartbleed.com/ Newsgroups: gmane.os.openbsd.misc Date: 2014-04-08 19:40:56 GMT (14 hours and 35 minutes ago) > On Tue, Apr 08, 2014 at 15:09, Mike Small wrote: > > nobody <openbsd.as.a.desktop <at> gmail.com> writes: > > > >> "read overrun, so ASLR won't save you" > > > > What if malloc's "G" option were turned on? You know, assuming the > > subset of the worlds' programs you use is good enough to run with that. > > No. OpenSSL has exploit mitigation countermeasures to make sure it's > exploitable. What Ted is saying may sound like a joke... So years ago we added exploit mitigations counter measures to libc malloc and mmap, so that a variety of bugs can be exposed. Such memory accesses will cause an immediate crash, or even a core dump, then the bug can be analyed, and fixed forever. Some other debugging toolkits get them too. To a large extent these come with almost no performance cost. But around that time OpenSSL adds a wrapper around malloc & free so that the library will cache memory on it's own, and not free it to the protective malloc. You can find the comment in their sources ... #ifndef OPENSSL_NO_BUF_FREELISTS /* On some platforms, malloc() performance is bad enough that you can't just OH, because SOME platforms have slow performance, it means even if you build protective technology into malloc() and free(), it will be ineffective. On ALL PLATFORMS, because that option is the default, and Ted's tests show you can't turn it off because they haven't tested without it in ages. So then a bug shows up which leaks the content of memory mishandled by that layer. If the memoory had been properly returned via free, it would likely have been handed to munmap, and triggered a daemon crash instead of leaking your keys. OpenSSL is not developed by a responsible team. Wow I don't even know what to say. Was this because of incompetence, or future malice? What doesn't have OpenSSL installed? Shit, it feels like anything post 4.3BSD to basically NOW is untrustworthy. I think Im going to go OpenBSD. I don't know about that anymore there is a lot of don't attribute to malice, it's XYZ ... which means either the industry is full of a lot of XYZ, which I think it is, which makes malicious things easier to insert. there are bad people out there who do want to undermine the idea of secure communications. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that it wrapped safe system calls with its own to ensure it could be exploited. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit. if I were more of a whore, I could have done this. shit. oh well. One of the greatest movies ever! The Quiet Earth 1985. It's a great film. No really! Check out the Cover! Directed by Geoff Murphy Produced by Sam Pillsbury Don Reynolds Written by Craig Harrison (novel) Bill Baer Bruno Lawrence Sam Pillsbury Starring Bruno Lawrence Alison Routledge Pete Smith Music by John Charles Cinematography James Bartle Editing by Michael J. Horton Release dates 18 October 1985 (US) Running time 91 min. Country New Zealand Language English Budget $1,000,000 Box office NZ $600,000 (New Zealand)[1] The Quiet Earth is a 1985 New Zealand science fiction post-apocalyptic film directed by Geoff Murphy and starring Bruno Lawrence, Alison Routledge and Pete Smith as three survivors of a cataclysmic disaster. It is loosely based on the 1981 science fiction novel of the same name by Craig Harrison.[2][3] Its other sources of inspiration have been listed as the 1954 novel I Am Legend, Dawn of the Dead, and especially the 1959 film The World, the Flesh and the Devil, of which it has been called an unofficial remake.[4][5][6][7][8] 5 July begins as a normal winter morning near Hamilton, New Zealand. At 6:12 a.m., the Sun darkens for a moment, and a red light surrounded by darkness is briefly seen. Zac Hobson (Bruno Lawrence) is a scientist working for Delenco, part of an international consortium working on "Project Flashlight", an experiment to create a global energy grid. He awakens abruptly; when he turns on his radio, he is unable to receive any transmissions. Zac gets dressed and drives into the deserted city. Investigating a fire, he discovers the wreckage of a passenger jet, but there are no bodies, only empty seats. He enters his underground laboratory; a monitor displays the message "Project Flashlight Complete". The mass disappearance seems to coincide with the moment Flashlight was activated. He notes on his tape recorder: "Zac Hobson, July 5th. One: there has been a malfunction in Project Flashlight with devastating results. Two: it seems I am the only person left on Earth." From this point onward, Zac refers to the crucial moment and its result as "The Effect". After several days, his mental state begins to deteriorate. He puts on a woman's slip and alternates between exhilaration and despair. Eventually he breaks down altogether. He assembles cardboard cutouts of famous people (including Adolf Hitler, Elizabeth II, and Pope John Paul II) and addresses them from a balcony. He declares himself "President of this Quiet Earth", then goes on a rampage. He later bursts into a church and shoots a statue of Jesus off a crucifix. After accidentally crushing an empty pram, he puts the barrel of a shotgun in his mouth, but changes his mind when he witnesses an explosion resulting from his destruction. He settles into a more normal routine. One morning, a young woman named Joanne (Alison Routledge) appears. Zac is attracted to her, and after a few days together they have sex. They decide to scour the countryside for other survivors. They find a third survivor, a large Mori man named Api (Pete Smith). The three determine why they survived: at the instant of The Effect, they were all at the moment of death--Api was being drowned in a fight, Joanne was electrocuted by a faulty hairdryer, and Zac had overdosed on pills in a suicide attempt. He had realized there were serious dangers with the experiment and was guilt-ridden for not speaking out. A love triangle develops, but Zac is more concerned about his observations: several universal physical constants are changing, causing the Sun's output to fluctuate. Zac fears that The Effect will occur again and decides to destroy the Delenco facility in an attempt to stop it. The three put aside their personal conflicts and drive a truckload of explosives to the installation, only to be stopped at the perimeter when Zac detects dangerous levels of ionising radiation emanating from the plant. He says that he will go to town to retrieve a remote control device that will allow them to send the truck into the facility. While Zac is gone, Joanne and Api have sex. Afterward, Api tells Joanne that he will sacrifice himself by driving the truck; he doubts that Zac's device will be capable of controlling the vehicle. They then hear the truck and realise that Zac did not go to town after all. He drives the truck onto the weakened roof of the laboratory, which collapses. Just as the effect reaches a maximum, he triggers the explosives. Once again a red light is seen surrounded by the dark tunnel. Zac finds himself lying face down on a beach. There are strange cloud formations, resembling waterspouts, rising out of the ocean. As he walks to the water's edge, an enormous ringed planet slowly appears over the horizon. Zac stares in disbelief, then realises he is still holding his tape recorder. He lifts it up as if to speak, then lowers it, completely bewildered. Ambiguous ending[edit] The precise meaning of the final scene is left to the audience. In his commentary on the Umbrella Entertainment DVD release, writer/producer Sam Pillsbury states, "...we all thought it was quite simple; I mean, our intention was just that, what happened was, he died at the moment of the effect for a second time and he's now found himself in another world, what the hell's he gonna do...", he then says, more or less jokingly, that director Geoff Murphy being 'a Catholic or lapsed Catholic, (it) may well have been something to do with purgatory, and y'know, you being trapped in cyclical and going back into having to relive your thing until you work out your karma, (something; possibly 'if I'm not') mixing my metaphors; anyway, enigmatic is good, I think, to a certain extent..." i found boy & his dog unwatchable. evne don johnson couldnt save it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah seriously go watch beverly hills cop holy shit, it's BORING and SLOW. what happened? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the company EA calls to get their shit running on OS X.. I forget who, but you get them to do a port of their stuff which is better than wine, and then you've got a contender. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The result was keep The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page. The result was keep. JohnCD (talk) 17:58, 15 May 2013 (UTC) Tsutomu Shimomura[edit] Tsutomu Shimomura (edit&pipe;talk&pipe;history&pipe;links&pipe;watch&pipe;logs&pipe;views) - (View log Stats) (Find sources: "Tsutomu Shimomura" - books scholar JSTOR free images) I believe this is a case of WP:ONEVENT. take away the event and he is not notable. LibStar (talk) 02:23, 8 May 2013 (UTC) Note: This debate has been included in the list of United States of America-related deletion discussions. * Gene93k (talk) 02:39, 8 May 2013 (UTC) Note: This debate has been included in the list of Computing-related deletion discussions. * Gene93k (talk) 02:39, 8 May 2013 (UTC) Note: This debate has been included in the list of Academics and educators-related deletion discussions. * Gene93k (talk) 02:39, 8 May 2013 (UTC) Note: This debate has been included in the list of Authors-related deletion discussions. * Gene93k (talk) 02:39, 8 May 2013 (UTC) Comment: If I can find enough, I'm leaning towards creating an entry for the book and suggesting a redirect there. There is already an entry for the movie based on the book, so if all else fails then it can redirect there or to Kevin_Mitnick#Arrest.2C_conviction.2C_and_incarceration. Tokyogirl79 () 10:27, 8 May 2013 (UTC) Keep The subject was already a recognised expert before clashing with Mitnick. In any case, the idea that we should delete anything is absurd because the subject was a major part of the Mitnick takedown and so we would preserve on that account alone. Warden (talk) 11:19, 8 May 2013 (UTC) Keep The event was significant and the topic of a lot of study (including multiple books and a film), and the subject of this biography played a key role in that event. Thus, a careful reading of WP:BLP1E does not call for deletion. RayTalk 19:41, 8 May 2013 (UTC) The above discussion is preserved as an archive of the debate. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page. hardly. afterall Tsutomu Shimomura wouldn't be notable, if it wasn't for Crawford being there. Crawford made Tsutomu the man he is today. reclusive, and hell bent on making weapons to kill everyone. think about that. The one guy that he knew in college wants to murder everyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah goingware tips... NEW YEAR, NEW CHANGES! Losing Weight? Saving Up? New Job? More Travel? Find it all here! http://www.ValueDealShopper.com MACKEEPER DOWNLOAD Protection & Security for your Mac Download Now! http://mackeeperapp.zeobit.com YOU COULD WIN AN IPHONE! Complete this survey to see which prizes you're eligible for! http://popularprizes.installgalley.com YOU COULD WIN AN IPAD! Complete this survey Start now http://www.awardhotspot.com LOLZ... Domain Name: WARPLIFE.COM Registry Domain ID: 1804276544_DOMAIN_COM-VRSN Registrar WHOIS Server: whois.hostmonster.com Registrar URL: http://www.hostmonster.com/ Updated Date: 2013-07-17T05:16:36Z Creation Date: 2013-05-27T16:54:29Z Registrar Registration Expiration Date: 2014-05-27T16:54:29Z I wonder if his friend 'Stan' will renew it, or will warplife join the rest of the zombie crawfordian sites.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in a way it's a shame we are still here when he gets back from his latest vacation. he needs to really do something else. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The result was Delete. The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of the article below. Please do not modify it. Subsequent comments should be made on the appropriate discussion page (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review). No further edits should be made to this page. The result was Delete. The consensus of established editors is clear, this biography does not meet WP:BIO due to a lack of coverage from reliable secondary sources. -- Scientizzle 15:45, 17 October 2007 (UTC) Contents [hide] 1 Michael David Crawford 1.1 Arbitrary section break one 1.2 Arbitrary section break two 1.3 Arbitrary section break three 2 References Michael David Crawford[edit] Not a vote If you came here because someone asked you to, or you read a message on another website, please note that this is not a majority vote, but instead a discussion among Wikipedia contributors. Wikipedia has policies and guidelines regarding the encyclopedia's content, and consensus (agreement) is gauged based on the merits of the arguments, not by counting votes. However, you are invited to participate and your opinion is welcome. Remember to assume good faith on the part of others and to sign your posts on this page by adding ~~~~ at the end. Note: Comments by suspected single-purpose accounts or canvassed users may be tagged using: {{subst:spa&pipe;username}} or {{subst:canvassed&pipe;username}} Michael David Crawford (edit&pipe;talk&pipe;history&pipe;links&pipe;watch&pipe;logs&pipe;views) - (View log) This person's biography doesn't meet notability guidelines. American Virgo 19:40, 11 October 2007 (UTC) This person has published writings on the Internet, has worked for Apple Computers, and is developing a popular open software project and should be well known enough to have a page on Wikipedia. Anonymous users are trying to get the page deleted and some users are vandalizing the page. An anonymous user placed the deletion template on the page. Can the admins do something about the vandalism? Thanks. --Thomas Hard 16:57, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Wikipedia is not the place for a biography of ever single blogger on the internet. --American Virgo 17:22, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Mr. Crawford is popular, his websites get 150,000 hits a month, about as much as Maddox. Michael Crawford is popular, and thus meets the criteria for notability. He is popular for his work at Apple Computers, for his free music, and for working on open source projects for the past fifteen years (more than just Ogg Frog, he wrote some BeOS and Mac OS applications). Plus his writings are published on the Internet. Plus you are adding in personal attacks and obscenities to the article to vandalize it. Now that your vandalism is being reverted, you want the article deleted. --Thomas Hard 17:24, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Nobody (except kuro5hin users, apparently) has ever heard of him. Having a web page, and having been a rank-and-file Apple employee in the past, does not make him notable. He is the very definition of non-notable. --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) 17:31, 11 October 2007 (UTC) --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) His music is very popular on BitTorrent, his writings have inspired others all over the Internet, he was key to the debugging of Mac OS during a time when it was unstable, his Ogg Frog program is very popular, we is a well known Mac OS and BeOS software developer, plus he gives live concert performances with his music. He is more popular than you realize. --Thomas Hard 17:35, 11 October 2007 (UTC) His Ogg Frog program is unreleased. If you believe he is "very popular" and widely known, please substantiate this with citations of reliable sources. --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) 17:43, 11 October 2007 (UTC) He has published music in CD format on more than one publisher and he was published on Healthyplace.com at least one of his articles he contributes to Zoolib open source programming he wrote worldservices SDK for BeOS He got an article published on Linux load generators there are more, I am researching what I can. --Thomas Hard 17:54, 11 October 2007 (UTC) That material is all self-published; being a relentless self-promoter does not make you notable. Learn about notability and reliable sources. --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) 17:59, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Most open source material is self published. If we apply that rule to Linus Torvalds his article would be deleted. The fact that it is noticeable is what you are ignoring here. Reliable sources are listed, and they were accepted by the publishers instead of rejected by the reliable web sites and their publishers and thus published. Please see WP:SELFPUB for more info. --Thomas Hard 18:10, 11 October 2007 (UTC) You are ignoring the self publication guidelines themselves. There are numerous independent articles about Linus Torvalds. There are none whatsoever about Crawford. The only place on the Internet where Crawford is known is kuro5hin and some of them think you're him. --American Virgo 18:27, 11 October 2007 (UTC) My IP is not even in the same state as Mr. Crawfords's IP, Wikipedia admins can verify that. You are a well known vandal and have vandalizes this article several times, along with anon IPs. If Mr. Crawford is not notable, then why is his article constantly vandalized? --Thomas Hard 18:33, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Because kuro5hin is now primarily a community of trolls; your own username is Troll Hard. Constant vandalism, bickering and trolling is to be encouraged there, but it has no place on Wikipedia. The Crawford article serves no purpose except to attract this behaviour. --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) 18:41, 11 October 2007 (UTC) There is no trolling in the edits I wrote. I kept it NPOV and tried my best to keep the Wikipedia rules. If someone can do a better job of the article, they are welcomed to as long as they follow Wikipedia rules. I researched links to support the article. Vandals should be blocked, why they are not blocked, I have no idea. I welcome normal Wikipedia members to look at the article and decide for themselves. Anon IPS are going wild on the article, they are the ones who are trolls. --Thomas Hard 18:50, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Your entire article (and its accompanying kuro5hin diary, and this discussion itself) is a troll. It blatantly and uncontroversially fails the notability criterion. It seems unlikely that you (or anyone) could genuinely believe that Crawford is notable by Wikipedia standards, in which case you are either trolling or unable to interpret these simple guidelines; either situation should disqualify you from making editorial judgements or creating articles, especially about living people. --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) 18:58, 11 October 2007 (UTC) You're not assuming good faith. Troll Hard's diary simply states that he thinks Michael David Crawford in some way meets Wikipedia notability guidelines (by comparison to Maddox), that he is therefore writing an article about him and he would like more reference material from the man himself. What's trolling about that? Just because he has "Troll" in his username doesn't mean that the only thing he ever does is troll. 01:21, 13 October 2007 (UTC) I have contributed non-Troll additions to various Wikipedia articles and even have cleaned up blankings and vandalism. It is all part of my Wikipedia history. I admit I am still learning how to write Wiki articles. Never an admin around when you need one, apparently. We need someone to rule on this. --Thomas Hard 19:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC) You apparently don't understand how Wikipedia works. It is not kuro5hin and no admin will "rule on this". Read Wikipedia:Guide_to_deletion#Deletion_process to see what happens next. --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) 19:12, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Then why didn't you follow it and all of the rules needed for the deletion process? Anonymous users cannot request AFDs. Read it again. You also didn't place that template in user talk pages, etc. You are the one not following the rules here. Your AFD request is pure vandalism much like the other vandals are trying to do. --Thomas Hard 19:24, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Anonymous users demonstrably can request deletion, since I did. You read it again: "Anyone can make a nomination, though anonymous users can not complete the process without help from a logged-in user." (Emphasis theirs.) I made the nomination, American Virgo completed it by creating the AFD page. There's no requirement (or even suggestion) to put templates in user talk pages. It says and I quote It is generally considered civil to notify the good-faith creator and any main contributors of the articles that you are nominating for deletion. Do not notify bot accounts or people who have made only insignificant 'minor' edits. To find the main contributors, look in the page history or talk page of the article and/or use TDS' Article Contribution Counter. For your convenience, you may use (for contributors or established users). But I see that American Virgo just put the template on my talk page after I posted about it not being there. American Virgo is one of the users vandalizing the article, that should be noted. --19:43, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Arbitrary section break one[edit] Speaking of Kuro5hin, if Rusty Foster gets an article, Michael Crawford should deserve an article as well. All Rusty did was write the Scoop CMS which is still under development, and host Kuro5hin. Outside of Kuro5hin, there is no other reference to Rusty. Outside of Kuro5hin there are many references to Michael Crawford. Michael Crawford also gets easily confused with someone with the same name as his and that has given him some notoriety as well. --Thomas Hard 19:32, 11 October 2007 (UTC) If you believe that Rusty Foster is not sufficiently notable, please nominate that page for deletion; this discussion is about Michael David Crawford. --Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk) 19:44, 11 October 2007 (UTC) The reasoning is that if Rusty Foster is notable enough for Wikipedia and has less references than Michael Crawford, then it makes Michael Crawford notable enough for Wikipedia. I never said that Rusty Foster was not notable. If you feel so, have the deletion tag added to his article. If the community agrees that Michael Crawford is not noticeable enough, I will stand by that. But you are just an anonymous IP saying the same things over and over again, and not a credible member of Wikipedia or an admin, and your only edits seem to be the Michael Crawford article and deletion page? Why haven't you contributed to other articles if you claim to be such an expert? --Thomas Hard 19:54, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Comment, read through WP:WAX, which discusses the comparative value of argument based on pointing out other articles that may or may not exist. Dreadstar 16:33, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Comment I think you guys need to calm down and stop arguing with other. Let the comunity deiced con-census, that's what AFD is here for. Ridernyc 20:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Alright, I'll quit. I'll let the chips fall as they may. Let the Wikipedia community decide this one, and not vandals with anonymous IPs that I am arguing with here. Just as long as someone else can revert their vandalism of the article in question. --Thomas Hard 20:13, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Comment Can somebody semi-protect the page so we know what the hell we're reading? Torc2 20:15, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Comment Given that we're seeing a protracted debate between a named user and an IP address, I think semi-protection would be a very bad idea. Sheffield Steeltalkstalk 20:26, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Comment I'm just saying, the article keeps getting vandalized by IPanon users. At least get it to a state where neutral parties like myself can read it without wondering if what's there is legitimate or vandalism. Torc2 20:29, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Comment I want to say first that I'm doing my best to stay out of this debate. But I want to point out that I'm well aware I'm quite a notorious fellow on the Internet. I've written a lot of stuff that has pissed a lot of people off, and I admit that at times I've overstepped my boundaries. There are a lot of folks - particularly at Kuro5hin - who can't stand me, and are taking the opportunity to wreak their vengeance here at wikipedia. However, I want to point out that I have written quite a few articles and essays over the years. In writing them I have always worked hard to help others, whether they be about politics, software development or mental illness. MichaelCrawford 20:24, 11 October 2007 (UTC) There is a ton of external links to prove that Mr. Crawford is notable. More will be added as they are found. I think this qualifies as more than multiple. --Thomas Hard 02:16, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Working hard to help others is laudable, writing a lot is unusual, but Wikipedia is not a roll call of the selfless and the prolific. It is a reference work for notable topics, and you obviously don't qualify. Your "notoriety" is confined to a single community site of minority interest; as Thomas Hard himself points out, even the genuinely quasi-famous founder of that site barely qualifies for a Wikipedia entry. This is no judgement of your character or worth, simply an objective analysis of your encyclopedic notability. --Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.31.110.220 (talk) 20:59, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Delete only thing I can find about him anywhere is his self published songs and essays. Ridernyc 20:33, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Delete A blogger from Kuro5hin who constantly vandalizes Wikipedia articles to drive traffic to his server. His Contribs page should show that he has constantly editted various articles to insert links to his own site. Not only is he non-notable but he is also a vandal who is editting Wikipedia articles for his own selfish gain. I hope an Admin will see fit to put a stop to this activity as well. --24.83.94.74 21:57, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Keep Meets minimum requirements, links are citied in the external links section of the article, some to web sites that are not his, plus Rusty Foster has fewer references than Michael Crawford and they kept that page. Take into consideration that a lot of anon IPs are vandalizing the article in question, and also now voting on it and arguing over it. I suspect it is the same user hiding behind proxy servers that got vandalizations of the article reverted, so now he/she wants the article deleted. Take a good look at the article history and see such things added as Batman school of touching junk and other nonsense they keep adding to the article in order to help it get deleted faster. I could be wrong here, I admit that. But I think it meets minimum requirements. --Thomas Hard 22:42, 11 October 2007 (UTC) *Weak Delete He's made contributions and published his work, but the article simply doesn't have solid secondary sources. (I'd vote keep if there was any). I'd like to see this vote given a full week to see if anybody comes up with anything. Torc2 23:12, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Keep Changing my vote based on this article, which seems to satisfy the secondary source requirement. Torc2 03:26, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Comment A single mention on linux.com does not constitute notability, and even that article appears to be a single bite in response to an otherwise failed piece of self-promotion. TomStuart 09:05, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Non notable. Probably self promotion or intended for flaming/trolling. Operating 23:41, 11 October 2007 (UTC) Delete, non-notable per WP:BIO, no non-trivial coverage by reliable secondary sources. Google search returns few secondary independent sources. Dreadstar 02:09, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Comment It doesn't seem right to me that my notability should be solely determined by whether others have cited my work. Shouldn't my writing, in particular, stand on it's own merits, and be judged by having all of you read it? All but a few of my publications are freely available on the web, and were abundantly linked by Thomas Hard in his article about me. I also want to point out that it's actually the case that thousands of people have written positively about my essays - but their comments are necessarily private because they were responding to my essays on mental illness, and discussing their own, or that of their loved ones. I have also received a number of emails from mental health workers, who told me that Living with Schizoaffective Disorder helped them to understand their schizoaffective patients in a way that all their years of school and professional training was unable to. Finally, I was told that L.w.S.D. is on a reading list that the California State Department of Mental Health distributes to its employees. MichaelCrawford 03:13, 12 October 2007 (UTC) That's exactly what Wiki notability is, though. Being on Wiki isn't a reflection on the quality of what you've written, the music you've composed, the work you've done, the people you've helped, or the life you've led. It's based on how all that's been absorbed and acknowledged by society and by your cultural and vocational peers. You can't work your way into Wikipedia, only other people can put you into Wikipedia. Baby Jessica has a Wikipedia article, not because she fell down a well, but because the world stopped and stared at the TV until she got out; if I fell down a well, I sure as hell wouldn't get a Wiki article just because of it. Torc2 04:47, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Wikipedia does not allow editors to "judge" works. That is considered original research. Wikipedia needs attributions to independent sources to judge the quality of a work based on what secondary sources have written about it. --Dhartung &pipe; Talk 10:54, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Comment I'm not able to find the California Mental Health Department's reading list online - I think it was distributed in dead-tree form; I may be able to find it by calling a mental health clinic. But I did look up links to Living with Schizoaffective Disorder at mental health websites. Here are some: schizophrenia.com mind.org.uk a schizoaffective disorder resource page Depressive Disorders Support Group successfulschizophrenia.org Schizoaffective Disorder Demystified Maija Haavisto's medical links Medicine Online PsychLinks. MichaelCrawford 04:43, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Comment while I somewhat agree with your point, I have searched outside the channels we would normally use. For example since you are programmer and you seem to be somewhat on the fringe I searched sites like digg. You would figure someone would have at least submitted one of your essays but a search of your name comes up empty. If you have as much influnce in the online world as you claim something should show up somewhere. The only things I find are things you yourself have put there. I welcome you to show me something somewhere. Ridernyc 05:57, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Comment I have found more links, sometimes you have to search beyond the first few pages of Google. They are listed below. I hope this helps clear up some reliable sources issues for Michael. --Thomas Hard 12:39, 12 October 2007 (UTC) A booklet that references Michael's page on Schizoaffective Disorder Michael's story is listed as a success for schizophrenia Stumbleupon submission of Michael's healthyplace article Not Digg but close Medicine Online list's Michael's page as experience with the disorder Someone notice's Michael's article on schizoaffective disorder and gets informed and recommends it Del.icio.us link to Michael's page, by someone else, 11 other user's voted it up Linux Quality Database: One man's quest for kernel quality MC is referenced by one of his works that is cited by someone else on this Linux site Committee on Ideological Affairs approves of one of Michael's free music links and reviews it Contract Employees Newsletter publishes one of Michael's emails Quayle Consulting writes an article and cites Michael as a source One of Michael's works on Silicon Valley is cited and reviewed College C++ material that cites Michael's notes as a reference in a PDF file An article on music copyright that cites Michael D. Crawford Copyright policy site lists Michael's article as a reference in notes Free Music download site quotes Michael D. Crawford MSN list's Michael David Crawford's album for sale and download MSN is a reliable source A sanitarium letter review of Michael David Crawford Last.FM Polish site lists Michael David Crawford's songs --Thomas Hard 15:31, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Delete. Textbook non-notable. I can't see any substantial coverage by reliable sources. One mention on linux.com (apparently as PR?) is insufficient. We can't have an article for every Linux community member. TomStuart 09:01, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Arbitrary section break two[edit] Delete. I can see no evidence of notability here beyond being a personality known primarily on a single website. Fails WP:BIO. --Dhartung &pipe; Talk 10:54, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Delete Fails WP:BIO. This is not a negative reflection on the subject as a person, or on the quality of his music or writing. It is nice that "He has devoted his life to learning new things and helping other people out." So have I and so have many other Wikipedians, and many of us have faced challenges, too, and also fail WP:BIO. Edison 16:07, 12 October 2007 (UTC) Keep: the references to MDC's writing on mental illness given above by Thomas Hard show that the minimum level of notability for a biography can be verified. Let's work these into the article itself. 85.210.188.129 01:23, 13 October 2007 (UTC) Thank you, this article was marked for deletion before the verified references could be added to it. It was only like two hours since the article was created and the AFD was added to it. I think we need to give it some more time to find or add in reliable references. Like I said, it meets the bare minimum. Which few people here understand what that means. --Thomas Hard 21:56, 13 October 2007 (UTC) Comment: The article was quickly marked for deletion because it is instantly recognizable as a non-notable biography to any competent Wikipedia user. If you need to spend days digging frantically for additional references, all of which subsequently turn out to be just as trivial and unreliable as the initial ones, the topic is by definition non-notable. As WP:BIO itself says: "Trivial coverage of a subject by secondary sources may not be sufficient to establish notability."; "Autobiography and self-promotion are not the routes to having an encyclopaedia article. The barometer of notability is whether people independent of the subject itself have actually considered the subject notable enough that they have written and published non-trivial works that focus upon it." It's you who is repeatedly failing to understand this policy in particular and the concept of an encyclopedia in general. You may add another hundred Google results to the page if you like, but as long as none of them are "published non-trivial works that focus upon" MDC (and you've now demonstrated very clearly that no such works exist), they have no effect upon his notability or the validity of this article. 86.0.107.108 13:01, 14 October 2007 (UTC) I guess we have to disagree, you claim that links from MSN about MDC, aka Microsoft are trivial because Microsoft is an unknown company and an unreliable source. You also claim that Linux.com is another trivial web site and that nobody has ever heard of it and thus it is an unreliable source. You also claim that well known mental heath web sites that cite and review and use MDC's works are also trivial because mental health is trivial and Wikipedia does not cover such things. If there was a link from the BBC, or Wired, I'd guess you'd also call those sites trivial as well? Which seems to be your case here. --Thomas Hard 14:04, 14 October 2007 (UTC) Read and understand more carefully: it's the coverage itself that's trivial, not the sources. WP:BIO asks for "a credible independent biography", "widespread coverage over time in the media", "demonstrable wide name recognition from reliable sources" or "in depth, independent, coverage in multiple publications showing a widely recognized contribution to the enduring historical record" -- in short, enough substantial coverage to make it even remotely possible that somebody might want to look the person up in an encyclopedia. Brief, one-off, unremarkable references or links from any source, however prestigious, are explicitly insufficient; this is precisely how the quality and integrity of an encyclopedia is maintained, so that it doesn't become a useless who's-who of third-rate nobodies. Obviously you'd like for this to be a matter of (your) judgement or opinion, but unfortunately (for you) it isn't. 86.0.123.90 18:10, 14 October 2007 (UTC) Delete as non-notable, none of the sources are reliable or significant (user-/community-generated content, blogs, mailing lists, link directories) and none establishes notability. Having links on web pages is nowhere near enough, especially for someone who seems to specialize in "white hat SEO". 86.0.114.139 19:46, 13 October 2007 (UTC) Delete, unless someone finds reliable third-party sources. --Delirium 20:41, 13 October 2007 (UTC) Keep, new links are reliable not trivial. I would have voted delete, but after reading the new references, I've decided to vote keep. 66.238.233.150 14:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC) -- 66.238.233.150 (talk contribs block log) is an open proxy from the Tor anonymity network. -- zzuuzz (talk) 21:08, 14 October 2007 (UTC) Keep, Michael Crawford is well notable in the open source music community because of his free music downloads portal page. User 86.0.123.90 is a well known hater of Michael Crawford and also a vandal of other Wikis, I think 86.0.123.90 works for the RIAA and is trying to get free music to stop. His IP is a well known RIAA source. 82.135.15.177 19:07, 14 October 2007 (UTC) If he is notable ("widespread coverage over time in the media", "wide name recognition from reliable sources", "in depth, independent, coverage in multiple publications") in the "open source music community", please demonstrate this; your opinion is not relevant so asserting it repeatedly without evidence is pointless. Jonathan Coulton is notable according to these criteria, for example, but there is nothing here to suggest that Crawford is. 88.211.98.3 08:28, 15 October 2007 (UTC) Delete, This gentleman is relatively unknown outside Kuro5hin.org. fluxrad 20:15, 15 October 2007 (UTC) Enough. I've already had my say but people who take the piss need deleting, that's all this article is, a piss take. Operating 21:56, 15 October 2007 (UTC) Keep due to improvements based on the Heymann standard. Bearian 23:18, 15 October 2007 (UTC) The Heymann standard doesn't seem to apply here. The editing is rudimentary at best. There is little real content on the page. Case in point, current edit has a link to some user's del.icio.us bookmarks[1] as evidence of MC's popularity. The majority of this article is fluff. fluxrad 00:20, 16 October 2007 (UTC) Comment so far every attempt to prove notability on this has just amde it look worse in my eyes. Really how can people claim 2 people saving a link on del.lico.us is notable. I can show you articles. JUst becaue you can find a long lists of links has nothing to do with notabilty. Anyone who has used the net can do the same.02:13, 16 October 2007 (UTC) --Preceding unsigned comment added by Ridernyc (talk * contribs) Arbitrary section break three[edit] Is this a vote, a debate, a discussion, or a WWE Professional Wrestling Match? At this point I am quite confused. We seem to have a lot of anon IPs, a lot of personal attacks, a lot of fallacies, and a lot of haters. While some agree that Mr. Crawford is notable, we have others claiming he is not notable. I admit I am new here, and I thought Mr. Crawford was notable. I admit I am new to Wikipedia and I am trying to learn the guidelines here. I myself had to take a break from it for family issues unrelated to the article in question. The main argument seems to be what is a reliable link, if it is or isn't trivial, and we seem to be debating over that. I respect other people's opinions that Mr. Crawford is not notable, but I happen to disagree with that opinion and so apparently do other people as well. Can't we just settle this like reasonable adults in some civilized manner? There are no need for personal attacks, fallacies, etc. Can we keep it clean now and give peace a chance? --Thomas Hard 02:26, 16 October 2007 (UTC) Good idea. The main thing for you to understand, as a new Wikipedia user, is that notability has nothing (directly) to do with links. You're tying yourself in knots trying to find more and more Google results to substantiate Crawford's notability, but these only diminish his standing because every internet user in the world can potentially have hundreds of links from blogs, bookmark sites, link directories, discussion forums and review pages. As David Weinberger said: "on the Web, everyone is famous to 15 people". Consider how many people in the world are in bands, for example; all of these people release albums and regularly perform to hundreds of fans, but a vanishingly small percentage of them have risen to high enough prominence to be considered notable, even if their recordings and performances have been reviewed many times on many web sites. Wikipedia would quickly become useless if it had a page for every band, every journalist, every writer, every blogger, every programmer, no matter how good those people may be and how much their circle of friends may love them. The internet is so democratic (especially since "web 2.0" took hold) that you can't demonstrate notability by accumulating web pages that simply link to or briefly mention the subject. Becoming a positive contributor to Wiklpedia involves learning to disregard your own opinions ("but he's notable to me!") and look objectively at topics in a global context. 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Three times now if I remember correctly - but as always, [[My memory is hazy (meme) &pipe; my memory is hazy]] - SOMEONE ELSE has created then drafted [[Michael David Crawford (marforcyber) &pipe; My Wikipedia Article]], only to have such insightful [[Investigative journalist &pipe; Investigative Journalists]] such as [[Kuro5hin &pipe; Kuro5hin's]] [[modus (cyberstalker) &pipe; modus]] propose it for deletion, then bring to his aid what Jimmy-Baby denotes as a bunch of [[Sock puppet &pipe; SockPuppets]] but that [[Kuron &pipe; Kuron's]] such as myself as well as modus refer to as "dupe hordes". Once - JUST ONCE - I applied a rather reasonable, polite, well thought out "helpme" tag to [[User_Talk:MichaelCrawford &pipe; my User Talk Page]], just previous to which I had established sufficient Notability, only yield [[No Joy]]. LISSEN UP YOU [[Goat fucker (meme) &pipe; Goat Fuckers!]] Ah! My very most sincere, humble as well as [[Heartfelt &pipe; heartfelt]] apologies. We have as yet not been formally introduced by our chaperone. I warmly invite [[Useless bint &pipe; Useless Bints]] such as You and Yours to call me "Mike". While strictly speaking it's quite true that Mom and Dad agreed before he shipped off to the United States Navy's Top Secret tropical jungle survival training camp somewhere in the Phillipines a good nine months before North Vietnam fired on an American Gunboat, thereby commencing the Vietnam Era with it's Gulf of Tonking incident - puzzling, wouldn't you agree that throughout his entire 30-year active-duty as well as Civil Service work for These United States, my father - [[My dad was in the Navy you know (meme)] - to the very best of my knowledge, never served anywhere other than aboard ship or in a desk job in an office building in the middle of a well-populated city - that were my obstetrician to shout "It's a Boy!", would be born [[Michael David Crawford]] rather than were G-d Almighty's Own Coin turn up [[Poontaing &pipe; Tails]] I'd be hearing [[Marina Sokolenko (psychiatrist) &pipe; a Scandalously-Revealing Fire Engine Red Cocktail Dress, Black Fishnet Stockings and Black Spike-Heeled Shoes] as I blue-ball beyond [[Mortal ken &pipe; all mortal ken]] every last [[XY Chromosome]] the ever has, presently does or ever will [[Walk the Earth]]. ([[Cathy Ann Crawford]], had me been she, would have been quite the ardently devote [[Presbyterian]] [[Christian]], therefore determined to [[Defloration video &pipe; save it for, not her exactly, neither mine... ours? hell if I know Wedding Night]]) IT IS (DRUM ROLL PLEASE) NOT MY COCK-SUCKING JOB TO DO YER GORRAM JOB FOR YOU [[Minimally sufficient samaritan (ethics) &pipe; MINIMALLY SUFFICIENT SAMARITANS]]. Get The to a [[Cock sucker &pipe; Cock-Sucking]] [[Library]]. Jonathan Swift Solving the Software Problem Jonathan Swift, [[Archbishop]], [[Church of England &pipe; the Church of England]] mdcrawford@gmail.com 650 NW Irving St Portland OR 97209 USA +1 (503) 688-8345 Such a Fine Young Man! Here, Kid, Have a Chocolate Chip Cookie Word on the street is that Commander-in-Chief Richard Milhous Nixon was advised during his daily National Intelligence Briefing that a certain student of Kandy-Kane Preschool on-base at [[Mare Island Naval Shipyard]] (MINSY) just across the [[Napa River]] from [[Vallejo, California]] somehow managed to clue in the ENTIRE [[Free World]] that he had more Wikipedia Notability than [[God Almighty Himself &pipe; G-d Almighty Himself]] quite a long time before that - not so much tragic, but I readily agree quite sadly disappointing - cold, empty, lonely night when the best part of [[Jimmy Wales]] [[Dripped down your mother's leg (child abuse) &pipe; dripped down the [[Herpes &pipe; Herpes-encrusted]] leg of [[BeBang Trixie Wales]], thereby enabling her to afford the purchage of the one single over-the counter bottle of [[Folate &pipe; Folic Acid]] required for [[Ignorant Mother Fucker &pipe; her bouncing baby boy James]] to breathe his first with an as-yet uneducated brain, but a brain that already contained EVERY cerebral neuron Jimmy Wales would ever possess, rather than facing the agony of a thirty-fourth month abortion, as the vaginal birth of an [[Anencephaly &pipe; Anencephelic]] infant, while of no risk to the young, stillborn Master Wales' thirtee year-other, would without a doubt have inspired to book her final, quite affordable - [[JetBlue]] yassee [[Michael David Crawford]] [[User_Talk:MichaelCrawford &pipe; (MARFORCYBER)]] - [[Marine Corps Forces Cyber Command &pipe; Clandestine Signals Intelligence Field Operative]] - Journalist, Experimental Writer, Chemist, Astronomical Optician, Optical Astronomer, Software Engineer, [[Professional Engineer]], [[Process Architect]]as well as Theoretical, Experimental and Computational Physicist [[Michael David Crawford (felon)] - Convicted then sentenced to serve out his debt to society in Washington's Walla Walla State Penitentiary [[Michael Dwayne Crawford]] - Classmate of [[Michael David Crawford (marforcyber) &pipe; Michael David Crawford's]] at [[Fairfield, California]] Sullivan Junior High and Armijo High Schools I Shall [[Tear out my own spleen (meme) &pipe; Tear the Out the Spleens] from of Each and Every One of [[You sorry lot (meme) &pipe; You Sorry Lot]] with a [[Rusty entrenching tool (meme) &pipe; Rusty Entrenching Tool]] Lissen Up, You [[Goat fucker (meme) &pipe; Goat Fuckers]]. Ah! Pardon my presumptuousness. We have yet to be formally introduced. May I refer to each and every one of [[You sorry lot]] as "[[Sergeant Sousa &pipe; Goat Fucker]]"? [[It Just Seems to Feet Somehow = Whither List of Mercury Poisoning Diagnoses? = {{helpme}} There was at one time found in Wikipedia an extensive list of the proper clinical names of the many (~50) ways one can bite it due to [[Mercury Poisoning]. I expect it was marked for deletion. If so, I'd like you to point out to me how I, all by myself, may revert it's deletion. Were someone to propose it for re-deletion, I shall come through the [[Series of Tubes]] at them thereby enabling me to provide them with a [[Telewedgie]]. (Extra credit if you can clue me in as to how to recover my password for Wiki Editor [[Michael David Crawford &pipe; "MichaelCrawford"]] without requiring me to confirm my password. I lost the domain at which my password-reset email address is associated about two years ago, but really do not want to lose my history as a wiki editor and member. Would it work for you were I to mail you digitally-signed snaphot of my I.D. card.) I myself am diagnosed with a whole bunch of spectularly severe, quite unrelated [[Mental illness &pipe; mental illnesses]], [[Endocrine condition &pipe; Endocrine conditions]], [[Sleep disorderers During the late Spring of 2012, I speculated that the reason the entire [[Santa Cruz Police Department]] was chasing its own hallucinations all over town, lights flashing and klaxons sounding, was due to the groundwater as well as the topsoil of North-Central [[Santa Cruz County]] being totally shot through with [[Psilocin]] and other [[Fungal]][[Hallucinogens]], not so much the more than twenty five [[Lysergic Acid Diethlyamide]]The Struct of Scientific Revolutions by [[Michael David Crawford]Michael David Crawford [[Professional Engineer &pipe; P.E.] [[Process Architect]] ] [[Lysergic Acid Dimethylamide]] [[Chemical analog &pipe; analogs]] as well as the [[Ergotamine Tartrate &pipe; Ergotamine]] (ie. [[Migraine headache &pipe; Migraine Headache]] [[Medication &pipe; medication]] due to all the [[Magic Mushroom &pipe; Magic Mushrooms]] and [[Mold &pipe; topsoil molds]] that have been growing all over the [[Santa Cruz Mountains]] since long before [[Dawn of Humanity &pipe; the Dawn of Humanity]]. A biochemist friend pointed out that Psilocin is broken down quickly when [[Shroom &pipe; Shrooms]] rot, so my theory could not possibly be correct. Eventually I concluded that [[Occupy Santa Cruz]] [[Dose &pipe; Dosed]] every last law enforcement officer in North Santa Cruz County with a modest dose of modestly-dirty (impure) [[LSD-25 &pipe; Acid]], perhaps by spraying the door handles of all their [[Patrol car &pipe; prowlers]] with squirt guns. Anyway, when SCruz just got a little too weird, despite being three in the morning, I walked all the way from Santa Cruz to [[Soledad Street, Salinas, California &pipe; Soledad Street]] in south [[Salinas]], [[California]], hitched a ride all the way back, picked up something I'd forgotten, then walked south again, this time all the way to [[Oceano Dunes State Beach]] just south of [[Grover Beach]], itself just south of [[Pismo Beach]], on the [[Pacific Coast]] not far from [[San Luis Obispo]]. During my sojourns I often puzzled over the strange question as to why, despite that I slept out in the cold, right on the ground - often damn ground but at times dry hard ground or even concrete, for the most part slept soundly yet woke of freezing cold as I was drenched in sweat. [[Night sweats &pipe; Night Sweats]] are quite commonly [[Symptom &pipe; symptoms]] of [[Terminal cancer &pipe; advanced cancer]] or [[AIDS]]. However I am tested regularly, had not at the time done the dirty with anyone for quite a long time and had NO other symptoms of Cancer. (I know ALL about Cancer self-diagnosis; I'm likely to die of it someday as I am genetically predisposed, but I'll live longer before [[Teh Cancer]] does finally get me as "Early Diagnosis is the Key to Survival]]. Next time I got on [[WiFi]] I dropped [[Night Sweats]] into Wikipedia and as a result Damn near instantaneously turned up [[Childhood Mercury Vapor Inhalation Poisoning]]. It's other symptoms are [[Hair loss]] as well as what is often mistaken as [[Mental illness] - as I have been so many times mis-diagnosed by many expert yet incompletely-informed [[Mental health professional &pipe; Mental Health Profesionals]]. My dear [[Kuro5hin]] friend [[Norman King]]Norman King]Norman King (a.k.a [[Orion Blastar]] now is on [[Death's doorstep &pipe; Death's Doorstep]] due to the [[Clueless Newbie]] of a [[Pill-pusher &pipe; Pill Pusher]] who knew Damn well that Norman was a [[Von Hippel-Landau Disease &pipe; McCoy]] yet despite having all the symptoms experiened by the McCoy clan during the [[Hatfield-McCoy feud &pipe; Hatfield-McCoy feud]] never referred him to a [[Radiological neurologist &pipe; Radiological Neurologist]] for the [[CT scan &pipe; CT]] or [[MRI scan &pipe; MRI]] scans that could have saved the life of one of the very finest human beings to have ever walked the Earth. I first experienced quite profound, often suicidal depression as well as quite severe - round the clock - [[Hypersomnia]] throughout much of my eighth grade year. My eighth grade junior high school yearbook photo, each of my highschool yearbook photos, my [[Big T]] (Caltech Yearbook) photos as well as a shot of me from above and behind on the cover of a Winter Quarter 82-83 issue of [[Caltech &pipe; Caltech's]] [[Engineering and Science magazine &pipe; Engineering and Science]] quite clearly demonstrate that I was dying of other advanced [[Thyroid cancer]] or modest [[Radiation poisoning &pipe; Radiation Poisoning]] (ie. eating nuclear wate, not being exposed to radiation). Why didn't my doctors clue in to that? I've come close to suicide many, many times, my last quite serious attempting being October 2010 when I wrapped my [[Chevy Prizm &pipe; pop-can]] around a concrete highway overpass post at one hundred miles per hour! [[Buckle up for safety &pipe; Buckle Up for Safety!]] I was Damn near murdered by three Caltech security guards but a [[Pasadena Police Department &pipe; Pasadena police officer]] saved my life at the very last instant. Not to go away empty-handed, Caltech's - at the time - [[Master of Student Housing]] and [[Mechanical Engineering]] professor [[Christopher Earls Brennan]] somehow convinced the Institute's President, [[Marving Goldberger]] - in gross violation of Caltech's written [[Board of Control &pipe; policy concerning student discipline]] which long before I ever set foot anywhere near Southern California, held that only other students may expel a fellow Caltech student. Caltech faculty may not due so, nor may Caltech's administors, nor even Caltech's Board of Trustee's. AND WHY? Because one night, while just passing through on my way to my new summer job at the Institute's [[Big Bear Solar Observatory]] I slept JUST ONE MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT!!! on a couch in a [[Ricketts House]] hallway after [[Up for Some Chess? I'll take White. &pipe; Chris Brennan]] told me not to. Had not merely my own mother but ANY of my friends, relatives, schoolteachers, classmates, employers, medical doctors let alone those [[Ignorant Mother Fucker (meme) &pipe; Ignorantly Mother Fucking]] Mental Quackery Professionals EVAR sent me off for a [[Spinal fluid biopsy]] - Mercury is so very toxic because it binds to the [[Lipid membrane &pipe; Lipid Membranes]] of brain, spinal cord and bodily neurons, I would have been spared five - if I remember correctly, but as allways [[My memory is hazy (meme) &pipe; my memory is hazy]], my complete inability not so much to determine just which psychiatric inpatient units I have enjoyed over the course of my adult life, no, I would be quite satisfied were I only to count how many times I've been hauled in handcuffs to the Cock-Socking Nuthouse by the [[The Fuzz &pipe; Police]] - despite not being, more often than not, not being symptomatic IN ANY WAY - as well as being knocked unconscious for three solid days as a result of two of [[OHSU's Oregon Health & Science University]] [[Bad cop, no donut &pipe; Finest]] hurling me sideways with great force and so impacting the left end of my left eyebrow against a bare concrete wall, then the two of them turning me diagonally upside down then hurling me front two feet in the air against my [[Torture chamber &pipe; Holding Cell's]] bare concrete floor in retaliation for my having urinated on the floor of a room in which I was locked all day long with no food, no water and no toilet. I now stand accussed, and have a hearing next week, with my jury trial being in late [[April]] of assaulting both cops, an emergency room nurse, spitting in the face of one of those [[Drunken Visigoth (meme) &pipe; primitive cave-dellers]] and am now a [[Fugitive &pipe; Fugitive from Justice]] as a result of having plead guilty to [[Felony]] [[False imprisonment &pipe; False Imprisonment]] in hopes that I could renew JUST ONE DOMAIN NAME!! after spending six months in the [[Slammer &pipe; San Luis Obispo County Jai]] as well as [[Bedlam &pipe; Atascadero State Hospital]] as a result of my prosecution - and being held on $50,000.00 bail! - for making [[Molly Young, (journalist) &pipe; Terrorist Threats]]Startup Weekend entrepreneurial event on alert after man threatens explosions, gunsPortland Startup WeekendOne Should Not Trifle With Wizards As It Makes Us Soggy And Hard To Light as a result of pointing out to a [[The Thought Police (paranoid visual hallucination)&pipe; profoundly bigoted]]My Deepest Fear] [[GVPD]] [Cop (police) &pipe; cop]] that were I not to first save - rather bookmark - the results of my previous night's literature research into the effect of software defects on aviation safety. yes this was a few days before he was arrested, yet again. Index of mdc/books/wikipedia-sucks [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] notability-policy 19-Mar-2014 15:41 - Apache Server at www.warplife.com Port 80 So as you can see, he's still actively collecting Child Porn. No wonder he needs to crypt his disks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the ruse is that he's incompetent and the only thing he can barely do is search for porn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty much he keeps repeating the 'i have a secret' and keeps going back to jail. if anything he can't live on his own, he needs to be in a facility. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me human nature, perhaps. maybe we all suck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD: The Amateur Anthropologist, Social Chameleon, Drama of the Gifted Child, Stuart Schlegal, Cosmology, The Reality Construction Kit, Phenomal Reality, Noumenal Reality, Emmanuel Kant The Amateur Anthropologist: A Social Chameleon's Guide to Making Love To Women Ladies and Gentlemen! PLEASE! A BRIEF Word! There is a police situation going on RIGHT OVER THERE! At the Female Impersonator's Theatre on Fourth. I BEG OF YOU! DO NOT GO ANYWHERE IN THE GENERAL VICINITY! There are VAST numbers of homeless people all over that neighborhood! If you encounter any, do EVERYTHING in your power to GET THEM AWAY FROM THERE! The lobby of the Portland Rescue Mission would be good. It's open twenty-four hours per day. I already discussed this with them. facepalm. If you think I don't make sense to anyone, I cannot possibly hope to hold a candle on the calm, quiet, well-dressed thoughtful gentleman I met last night. I puzzled over the strange question as to how it could possibly be, that perhaps a high school English teacher, could be standing in line for a rectangular spot and a sleeping bag under a tent. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. JUST DON'T I'm very sorry, but I'm very upset now. So I was tooling along down Fourth back off to the Rescue Mission, as I had spaced when they were serving supper at the Blanchet House of Hospitality. As I crossed the street just north of the Female Impersonators Theatre, I paused at first as to why eight Portland Police Bureau Officers would be just hanging out on the street corner, quietly and for no apparent reason. There were a whole bunch of squad cars on the street I was crossing. Upon some reflection, I figured they were all on their break and just wanted to hang out together. It is for that reason that, from time to time, I myself will be hanging at The 'Bucks when quite suddenly and completely out of nowhere it is packed solid with Our Men - Our Women Too! - In Blue. I continued to walk across the street, yet puzzled that none of them glanced in my direction in any way. There was just one officer that was actually on the Fourth Street Sidewalk. All of the others were on the sidewalk of the cross street, just to the West of Fourth. I almost walked right in front of the gent, when I happened to notice the business end of his assault rifle pointed down at the ground, as he stood quietly, as if he were staring off into space thinking about nothing in particular. I looked across the street, diagonally southward about a half block away, was a large crowd of people packed solid into the entrance of the Impersonator Theater. "I'll go THAT way," I quietly pointed out, then went THAT way. None of them noticed or cared in any way, as if they were all deaf or I was invisible. That last really had me freaked out. I saw a large crowd approaching, perhaps having just exited all at once from the Chinese restaurant on the other end of the block. I stopped, held up my hand then waved it back, sharply, with a furiously angry expression on my face, then pointed my finger at them, making jabbing motions, still furiously angry. They got the clue, they all whipped around then hurried off away. As I rounded the corner then got down to the next block south on Fifth Street: "Pardon Sir. I know you're in a hurry. It might be a good idea to park your patrol car right over there. I almost walked right in front of an assault rifle." "We're setting that up right now." "Great. Have a better one." It's going to be a little while before I have the headspace to discuss, not the Female Impersonators Police Situation, but the High School English Teacher or so that I might last night. Far worse is the following: You entered his reality. If you can figure out the rules that apply there, you can bring him some relief. As well as: You have insight. You know you need help. That's half the battle. You know how I keep going on about delusional charismatics and cult leaders and mass suicides? I happen to know a bit more about that phenomenon, than it might at first appear. Being floridly delusional, with the ability not to enter the reality of others, but the ability to draw others into your reality, is a really really good way to score with the opposite sex. I was smitten the instant I lay my eyes on her. The proceeded to discuss The Celestine Prophecy. Actually it sounded quite cool I might like to read it someday, much like The Chronicles of Narnia or so. However I grew concerned when I realized that, despite having not read one word of The Celestine Prophecy, I began to learn of many of the prophecies. What's more, I began to become confident of their truth. "Hey Mike! I didn't know that you knew Frances Andrade! She was my girlfriend once! Here's her phone number." You know how I keep going on about how my friend and former employer, senior partner and cofounder of Web Communications, later WebCom, the very first hosting service, managed to score $6,000,000.00 when he sold it to Verio, to retire to for the most part Mountain Biking? And how he turned up one day at a nuthouse in handcuffs, only to be turned away as not sick enough to hospitalize? And how he spattered his brains all over the wall the very next day? I met Frances Andrade when I parked my pickup truck next to her little convertible sports car in a small walking path along Santa Cruz' West Cliff, overlooking Monterey Bay. That's a real nice way to make a nice end for one's day: knock off work, then hang out on West Cliff until well after sunset. Frances was pretty, friendly, intelligent articulate and interesting, so she and I sat in the back of my pickup truck until late into the night. It turns out that the reason that Frances Andrade was Chris Schefler's girlfriend, was that she was living in her tiny, little fast convertible sports car in that little parking lot, because she was about to run out of gas, so she parked it and stayed there until Chris fell in love with her as well. Chris Schefler, being a very wealthy man despite his youth, was directly across the street from her sports car. I think maybe right now would be a good time to copy this to my desktop, post it, and maybe just wander around in the darkness for a while. I often puzzled as to how it could possibly be that anyone at all could ever work successfully as an Anthropologist. Stu Schlegel is a profoundly insightful Anthropologist. How in G-d's Creation does a Naval Enlisted man and 1960s dope-smoking VW Bug hippy turn out to be the single most important educator that I myself have ever known? Why is my sister getting a degree in Anthropology? The Fat Witch With A Gun? How could it possibly be that I myself, despite being stricken with terror whenever forced to interact socially with anyone in any way for twenty solid years, am now able to walk right up to anyone, anywhere then we all stick like glue the very instant we meet? So not long ago two of Portland's finest are hanging out by the side of the street, one in his patrol car, one on the sidewalk talking to the other through his open window. I walk right up to them both, ask some advice as to how to obtain police records for a civil lawsuit. The police are heavily into that; it's hard to convict someone of drunk driving, but not hard at all to sue them into a smoking crater in the ground for killing your child. So I explain in great detail, being hauled out of the Portland Startup Weekend by the PSU cops, "Man Threatens Guns, Bombs at Startup Weekend Entrepreneurial Event" &c. Their response? If you keep coming 'round here, you're going to have to share that ice cream with us. I prefered it when nobody was on it and HR managers who got in on the IPO forced people to join. what a crock of shit. then again, FroggJOB will replace linked in, and it'll be better, as MDC will personally guarantee everyone. You see, his father was in the NAVY, and he too had a secret. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the thought of a vagina or pussy terrifies him. He's used to hugging naked men in the wilderness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Another day; Another failure to launch FroggJOB. 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 03/29/14 B4-F none set MALICIOUS MISCHIEF II Not even a prisoner number to drop him a PHONE BOOK. No updates on local papers but shit, man shit. You'd think such a master mind criminal could at least make the papers. if you recall he was starting to drink. even last time he got arrested when he was casing the windows of that reporter woman, he was drinking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was hinting about it idealization like this: I'm rather lightweight so I'll only drink one or two... and before he was arrested again he mentioned something about a beer in burgerville... plus don't forget he had a beef in the strip bar before he stole his mom's car. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the reporter in question was contacted and informed that MDC was stalking her and going to break into her home. One can only hope she took appropriate countermeasures. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes! Even other people retell the horror of the day. Although sadly the tech.li domain expired, and it appears she hasn't written for tech.li in over two years. Her blog has like one post. And then there is this... CD Library. 3/13/14 Make a program for users to catalog and organize their CDs. They should be able to create a new CD, enter the album name and artist, list out all of their CDs, and search for a CD by album or artist. Then, add a feature that lets them list out all the artists they have CDs for, and choose an artist to see which CDs by that artist they own. Clearly she poses a clear and present danger to the future of OggFrog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford has helped me how what? realize why not to go off meds? a living lesson? the mind simply reels! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me please normie get well. physically and mentally. but really don't ride off the rails. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is a guy to do when gay5 is down? like where do I go for my MDC 'i have a secret', 'can`t keep my ass out of prison' updates? I need to know! welcome back welcome to hell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let me guess over 9000? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No: he says This video is not available in your country. Sorry about that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rusty and the $5 paywall. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something tells me you're fucked. and I suspect I'm not much further behind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yay then more old stuff lives on.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If trane is alone in a forest, and gets cold who does he hug for warmth? He has to jerk off onto the trees all alone, because nobody likes him. let go let god ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you have some sick fantasies boy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Balmer has to be the biggest fool of all having killed office, windows and microsoft. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Landed on Minmus and got back safely. Damn that was hard! sadly I sent a probe, no kerbals... so I'll have to do it again. My other probe won't enter Jool space for another YEAR. going to feed it to scoop see how it looks... You don't have the old archive shit like going way way way back? I still think it'd be funny to 'replay' scoop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me According to the site conditions, the video has ..increased the age limit. Dailymotion understand some of the content may be unsuitable for all users. We offer family filter to be able to choose the most personal hobby content. Close family filter to display only suitable for viewers over 18 years of content. If more than 18 years of age please click on the button below and close family filter. but HOLY SHIT.. too funny!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Egil Oh god, knock it off with the bible verses you failed molestation school, so don't take it out on us! at least I have a wife who I can hug at night for warmth without looking like a complete faggot. faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as soon as he was worth more dead than alive His days were numbered ; like Elvis. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well you can't compare 1969 to 1988. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me out of I-nodes You can run out of other things that'll fill a disk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that's assuming it's not a fast moving system with lots of shit going on... I know deleting open files isn't going to do much, but that seemed too easy. fuck Im just overthinking shit..... when I hear log files I hear MDC's with 50,000 log files that blow out a volume's inode count, but have 50GB of space 'free' but it cries volume full! when they try to run some shitty perl thing from 1995. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Do you like old games? But hate the bullshit of getting emulators to work just right? Well fuck that noise, and just click like a flash enabled faggot, and play R-Type for the Turbo GraFX-16! shit, you can even play Lunar silver star for the Sega-CD. How's that for easy? I mean, god damn, that's cool. But sure, there is a master system in javascript, and even an Amiga 100% in javascript. I didn't think JS was fast enough for anything like that... Shit, even the Amiga is placed under GPL 2. With node.js you could run 68000 shit on a server. Fuck. What a world that would be. Good idea, run DOSBOx to run tgemu to run r-type! brilliant! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's headless chrome i.e. run javascript on the server. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me web 2.0 is all about doing things backwards! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah, exactly plus now you can have shitty javascript killing your server. awesome! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Foss isn't about innovation It's about copying. And we'll, shit man. Shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so glad I don't need such faggotry. I get medical care here for $13 an incident, or $13 a day in the hospital. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my hands are too big I'd just charge for people to take their photo with me, or to touch my hair. seriously people sometimes treat me like I'm some animal from a f00king zoo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me washington has a 3 strike law, right? I mean isn't that why he left california? how long until he's away for 20 years? Fucking idiot is going to basically do life real soon. real soon. bro do you haveing a nice db like dump of all this shithole? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah ... everyone/thing wanted to do a ghost site.. like OldUseNET... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aren't you glad you didn't make the move to frogg hosting? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go camping with kitten and hug him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah we've all seen rustina truth be told she'd get super pissed off. which I can't blame her. gay5 is a dirty secret anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me surely they are going to give him the 'guilty of something' treatment. He's in/out of prison far too often. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you going to hug him naked to feel his warmth? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny I was thinking the same thing shutter island, and the hardware solution to the software problem. I mean FFS look at the oggfrog source code leak. Even being generous that's 1 month of on/off work. tops. He was at it for YEARS. Not 2 or 3 but what again 8 YEARS? And his latest opus, froggjob. Jesus. It's just a shitty directory structure. Not even a template. No datbase. No SOAP IN/OUT, no nothing. Not to mention the whole warplife thing. Even the waitresses of the world were like ship it already! .. but he has a deep seated fear of shipping. Maybe he was 'ok' at one time, but I really don't even see that... He knows some weird shit about weird platforms (arm/ppc) that with GDB he could find some stuff. But he didn't write/adapt gdb, he's just a user. He didn't write the firewire drivers, just help fix a couple bugs. every time he's about to be exposed as a fraud (well a fraud for what he holds himself up to be) he quits in a rage of superiority. this game of in/out of prison is him rage quitting on life. Until he gets lobotomized, he'll just keep on getting arrested until it kills him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well crawfish has to be at least 5-10 years late/old. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the drugs must have been in his system... maybe he took his shit living in the tent city, but with mom he refuses to do anything but fuck up ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sherlock Holmes is his bigger addiction as he is always out to demonstrate that he is smarter than everyone. even when he is not, it's only because he really didn't mean it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll give you a hint... Money spent on Crawford for trying to convince him for not being Crawford is a lost cause. I sometimes think he goes out on these self destruction binges to prevent him from embarrassing himself from his failures... Since his 'job directory structure' thing was obviously another failure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should write a book why I take my meds on time, and get sleep, to not end up in prison time and time again. I guess it's pretty obvious he lost his job (again). Or he quit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he quit in a fiery storm of protest because froggjob was such a sure thing, but then some social injustice had to be corrected on the bus or some shit, and now he's in prison to be medicated. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like that as predicted the times are getting shorter and it'll end with him doing something incredibly stupid and being put away for years at a time, or being killed in one of his insane actions. It's a failure of the mental health industry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah he's such a fucking tool, a willing pawn of the power elite. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought they kept crazies together and away from gangbangers. guess not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me song books I forget where I saw you wanting to know what to send him. remember he's a virtuoso singer, but doesn't know the words to anything but "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"... Which I'm kind of convinced he does rather poorly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought Andrew Lloyd Webber was banned you know teh gay. Maybe cats is better, as I can't think of how many his irresponsibility has killed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Does Blastarbegone work in chrome? you know so we can vote Angelfish off the island ourselves? I mean FFS Egil just fucking end it. Evil! what a strange village we inhabit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh Egil! I still love you, but it's a new year, time for a new shtick! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thinking of buying a ps4 But, I still think it's too early... Is there any interesting ps4 games? Fuck the xbone. I already have a PS3... Ive had a PSONE ,and PS2... and a PS/2. But yeah I picked up a TG-16. With 5 games for like $50. Sweet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i do platformers and side scrollers. I'm enjoying my TG-16 with a few games I picked up for about $50 USD. It's cool having the real hardware. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the gay marine was funny Angelfish was a continuing theme of android vs ios, which frankly I have zero emotional investment in, and don't give a shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stop being a girl and build it yourself. Also LOL @ Crawfail & bearer bonds. They retired all that shit like 30 years ago. He must have watched a James Bond movie, because you know that shit was written 60 years ago when those bonds==cash in big ass denominations was a thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he did too Like reno before, then Las Vegas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford must be dead/or imprisoned. No seriously. 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CONTACT US If you have any questions, comments or concerns regarding our Privacy Policy and/or practices, please send an email to: privacy@mediapass.com MediaMogul, LLC, 161 Ashdale Place Los Angeles, CA 90049 All I know is that the DNS points to a Jeffrey Tinsley jeff@mylife.com wow. Did someone scoop scoop!? The domain scoopdev.org is by one of those domains by proxy.... I think Rusy pulled a Crawfraud and got scooped! all the time, pal. I used to get airtime in NYC as I'd say the most unexpected things... as white people wouldn't be for black supremacy or whatever they were saying. But here nobody asks me. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Every neck-bearded virgin's dream just came true My wife's sister came over with 6 of her friends. highschool aged friends. and they say my famicom sitting in the living room. then all wanted to play Mario. they were even starting to hit eachother for either dying or for being next to play. Then they asked me to show them, and I easily beat 1-1 with an ecstatic crowd. I did make the mistake of saying how old the game is, and of course they quickly lost interest. but I have to laugh 7 highschoolers playing mario brothers on a famicom in 2014 40/30 her sister just turned 15. Her mom had like 5 abortions but then decided to keep this one. So I guess she is lucky. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah funny you say that apparently she found teh jesus which is why this kid is even alive. I guess he was in Hong Kong 16 years ago. Haven't been seen since. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as the millions of kids about santa,. shame adults fall for the same trap. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That's N64 territory Nah Super Mario & some Mario 4 in 1 pack for jap consoles... I picked up a bunch of shit for a few hundred HKD. Shit needed a good and thorough cleaning with acetone, but it works nice. And looks good on the HDTV. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he also b(eats) meat. and sins. cant say im surprised. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Michael Crawford mbcrawfo Appalachian State University NC, USA Joined on May 23, 2013 Holy shit. Crawford NextGEN has 3 contributers to this vital project for all of humanity.. And he published. Is there hope? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well pain & suffering beats the alternative assuming you aren't pulling another one over us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how's your son dealing with it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's distancing himself so he wont' feel bad when it happens.... I just hope it doesn't grow into a massive rift. but its good he's seemingly strong but you know he's just a kid. I bought a new box, went Intel Xenon this time as I need it for work. Got some new nvidia card in it too. fucking thing flies. cost me 10,000 HKD... so $1300 or so. But it's a sweet box. this case was on sale as a combo with this motherboard, and this video card. The board/card/case was on sale for $4500 from $6600 So I thought that was a good buy. Then went nuts on a big disk, some SSD, lots of RAM, a Xenon, and next thing you know I sunk another 6k into that fucker. I stuck with windows 7, because fuck windows 8/8.1. My wife has it on her laptop and she fucking HATES it... the two IE's always fuck her up. I'll probably wind up sending it to windows 7. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I didn't see our hero in his normal plac that being jail.. I'm pretty sure he's quit his debugging job already because FroggJob was a sure thing. He's been adding shit on his jobs stuff like crazy. smog-causes-ricketts-fatal-vitamin-d-nutritional-deficiency.jpg is a nice touch. Looks like he is going to Champion China. Also what was that shit about him joining the Marines? Pretty sure they wouldn't take his crazy ass to paint the side of a building. Index of jobs [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] _art 24-Mar-2014 06:01 - [DIR] ae/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] af/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] art/ 24-Mar-2014 06:01 - [DIR] at/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] au/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] aw/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] az/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] bb/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] bd/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] be/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] bh/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] bm/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] bo/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] br/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] by/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] bz/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] ca/ 24-Mar-2014 06:01 - [DIR] ch/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] cn/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] computer/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] de/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] dn/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] drink/ 24-Mar-2014 06:01 - [DIR] eu/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] food/ 24-Mar-2014 06:01 - [DIR] fr/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] in/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] it/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] jp/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] kp/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] kr/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] mx/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] pk/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] pl/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] ru/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] ua/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] uk/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - [DIR] us/ 24-Mar-2014 05:58 - Apache Server at www.warplife.com Port 80 No doubt a winning site. This is a nice addition: BOYCOTT MCDONALDS! AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT CIVIL OFFENSE! One Should Not Trifle With Wizards For It Makes Us Soggy And Hard To Light Burgerville: Mission and Culture May I Suggest a dining experience where you may avoid felony prosecution, unable to raise your $50,000.00 bail for commenting the outrageously violent act of performing literature research for an upcoming "post" - that is, non-fiction technical article on the topic of Engineering Ethics - as your own personal as well as valuable contribution to the Forum on Risks to the Public in Computers and Related Systems (Physicist Peter G. Neumann Ph.D., Moderator), thereby awaiting trial for six solid months, three of them in the admittedly far more luxurious Atascadero State Hospital, where I myself once enjoyed the lovely view of a twenty-foot tall chainlink fence covered with coils of razor wire, as well as for no reason I have ever been able to fathom, for no other reason than my pointing out that it is a Crime Against Humanity to force mentally ill folk to watch television - I once had a close friend who took care not to think unpleasant thoughts, lest he offend the actors, actresses or newscasters who were listening in to his innermost thoughts from the other side of his picture tube, with the eventual result that despite being such a Fine Young Man, the very instant I looked down at my feet, sighed - perhaps I had not got enough sleep - he would be overcome with the very worst kind of despair and inconsolable grief jumped by a half-dozen burly Psychiatric Technicians, forcibly injected with profoundly mind-altering drugs, strapped down by thick, wide and heavy leather restraints on a bed in a securely-locked cell then not permitted to sit up nor roll over for the next five days - ... My Bad. When I get thrown out of a Downtown Portland, Oregon McDonalds in retaliation for committing the terrorist act of spending USD $14.99 of my very own hard-earned coin on three small pancakes, a small, thin sausage patty as well as a large coffee, well! I must say I Get My Panties All In A Bunch when I am threatened with arrest for using their for not ten minutes after purchasing said coffee. Lissen Up, You Goat Fuckers! Ah! Forgive me, we have yet to properly introduce ourselves: with lots of shit pointing to burgerville. the pub for children. Good to know that Santa Cruz is still inside of ... Santa Cruiz... (http://www.warplife.com/jobs/food/diner/united-states/california/santa-cruz/sant a-cruz/) Maybe he was just arrested, and re-released. who knows? anyone? shit than k5 must be pretty boring MDC just keeps reminding me why you never go full retarded. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was just on TV kind of good movie. although sad at the end when he just plays crazy to get lobotomized so he doesn't have to live with having killed his wife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me which one of these poor saps will get the "special treatment" after he's done taking on China? Company Careers Contact City Capstone Technology Corp. Contact Vancouver Formos Jobs Contact Vancouver Key Publishing Group Jobs Contact Vancouver Renaissance Learning Inc. Jobs Contact Vancouver Sharp Labs Jobs Contact Camas Wacom Jobs Contact Vancouver Washington State University Vancouver Jobs Salmon Creek ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh dear god he was going to pawn off his terrible job 'directories' on you. Although I don't see St Louis in there so you must be saved. Shit I'd fucking lose it if he showed up at my house... I know you'd be in a terrible spot. DONT MIX THE STREAMS I figure he's in prison, I guess the question is which one.... I guess between Salmon Creek WA and MO somewhere.... It's 2,049 miles, that is a long ass road trip.. 3-4 days for any sane person. What professor was he hassling in St Louis? It must be something off the rails crazy. I'd almost build a job site to spite him, but I'd lose my anoniminity. Be safe dude, and don't get into a car driven by speed jacked up psycho's with grandiose dreams. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont think anyone said you were incompitenet annoying maybe, but yeah you got shit done. too bad you fell in with the wrong job which ruined you. It's a god damned shame. Just please don't let crawford drag you on some dumb&dumber road trip to find people to proxy job postings to his already dead directory structure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you still teaching english to nongs in renegade? Also you should hide your name better, ... Tim Bu Dong. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tmobile? you'll probably have to pay for a month at least. americans are 30-50 years behind telecom wise, so don't over-expect. as far as GPS goes I use android... But I see without a modern cell network, you'd be fucked. Good luck being fisted by the "Homeland" because terrorists! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try 'tank man' that works better. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh Egil! Have you considered Auto Erotic Asphyxiation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the microwave is just imagry for the hot pockets metaphor for trane's mangina. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that was fun. better luck next life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why did Microsoft release MS-DOS 1.1/2.0 and Word 1.1 under such a restrictive license? Namely this restriction: You may not distribute or publish the software or Derivative Works.. Well damn. No FrogDOS. FUCK. MICROSOFT RESEARCH LICENSE AGREEMENT &pipe; Microsoft DOS V1.1 and V2.0 These license terms are an agreement between Microsoft Corporation and you. Please read them. They apply to the software named above, which includes the media on which you received it, if any. By using the software, you accept these terms. If you do not accept them, do not use the software. If you comply with these license terms, you have the rights below. 1. SOFTWARE USE RIGHTS. You may use, copy, compile, and create Derivative Works of the software, and run the software and Derivative Works on simulators or hardware solely for non-commercial research, experimentation, and educational purposes. Examples of non-commercial uses are teaching, academic research, public demonstrations, and personal experimentation. "Derivative Works" means modifications to the software, in source code or object code form, made by you pursuant to this agreement. You may copy and refer to any documentation provided as part of the software. You may not distribute or publish the software or Derivative Works. You may not use or test the software to provide a commercial service unless Microsoft permits you to do so under another agreement. You may publish and present papers or articles on the results of your research, and while distribution of all or substantial portions of the software is not permitted, you may include in any such publication or presentation an excerpt of up to fifty (50) lines of code for illustration purposes. TERM. This agreement will continue indefinitely unless terminated as provided herein. Notwithstanding the foregoing, Microsoft may, in its sole discretion, terminate this agreement without cause upon thirty (30) days written notice. Upon termination, the licenses granted to you in this agreement will terminate as well. SCOPE OF LICENSE. The software is licensed, not sold. 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This Agreement is governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the state of Washington, without reference to its choice of law principles to the contrary. Each party hereby consents to the jurisdiction and venue of the state and federal courts located in King County, Washington, with regard to any suit or claim arising under or by reason of this Agreement. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY. The software is licensed "as-is." You bear the risk of using it. Microsoft gives no express warranties, guarantees or conditions. Microsoft disclaims all implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. LIMITATION ON AND EXCLUSION OF REMEDIES AND DAMAGES. You can recover from Microsoft and its suppliers only direct damages up to U.S. $5.00. You cannot recover any other damages, including consequential, lost profits, special, indirect or incidental damages. This limitation applies to anything related to the software, including claims for breach of contract, breach of warranty, guarantee or condition, strict liability, negligence, or other tort to the extent permitted by applicable law. It also applies even if Microsoft knew or should have known about the possibility of the damages. The above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you because your country may not allow the exclusion or limitation of incidental, consequential or other damages. So what gives? Why not MS-DOS 3.3 the far more usable and successful MS-DOS? Or is it the Dos isn't done till lotus won't run mentality? How about Windows 3.0? OS/2 1.1? What I should be excited about is the weird P-Code C compiler hiding in the word sources. What is up with that shit? while they can still find them they'll be bankrupt within 10 years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah for sure. Plus doom went to 3rd parties and was sold (well the engine) so they had to have it in multiple hands... But it's true, companies don't take care of their IP... lawyers often don't even know what they own after 10 years but fuck they'll fight to the death to extend 'ownership' of it for 70+ years after death of the author. Mickey Mouse will never become PD. Never. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me "See my grey beard? It's grey because I invented the Internet." Thank GOD for Michael David Crawford for inventing the InterFroggNET. With his amazing FroggOS, running the original FroggNET routers, and of course the amazingly versatile FroggNET protocol. I mean, imagine the world without FroggBay, Froggwitter, Froggle, and of course FroggersBay. Well it's official, MDC just ESR'd. The only difference is that ESR did at least ship something. ... with the eventual result that just this morning, right around 4:30, some manner of Cute Young Thing made crystal-clear her desire to knock me flat, tear my clothes to shreds then exchange phone numbers that we might be friends someday. So I walk into this 24-hour dining establishment and I'm carrying my obviously expensive - actually $3,500 Retina Display MacBook Pro. "Hi! My name's Mike. What's Yours." "Cute young things." "See my grey beard? It's grey because I invented the Internet." Ohh... Kay... Well if you really invented the internet, why did you just walk over a quarter mile in the frezing cold while inadequately dressed, order but one coffee but as well mention that later you would have some soup as well? The coffee to pay for my table, the soup so as not to be thrown out, prosecuted or admitted when my coffee is long drink or quite cold yet I'm still going on about the internet. Yep. He's lost his fucking mind, he's an over 40 something that has made enough to buy Miami but pissed it away so fast. Look at me! I really have nothing of interest to do. I think Im going to break down and learn assembly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and froggazon.com I mean he is a homeless respectable internet billionaire after all! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah we are both too lazy to follow through. as she was relaying a riviting story about a friend's husband who drinks too much I went and got a beer. LMAFO. but I was on a call for some citrix shit, so no booze today. fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't he quit? he must have quit. what was that "I'm working for the USMC @ cyber command ask me a question" shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the gulf between his dreams and his capabilities is really astounding. But the failure of oggfrog doesn't hold back his delusions. zen walking sounds like a zombie trance. don't get hit by cars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me will he be picking parasites off of his body, while getting into fights with his MOM who saves him time after time from being homeless, as he chases his whale? Let debs chase his whale for a bit. life is too short/meaningless to not have chased it some. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google and the big players want your outbound IP to reverse to your primary MX record. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That reminds me shouldn't the super debugger have tried a mongodb of every recipe, EVER, you know for aunt peggy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Great. So you and Crawford You know his father is in the NAVY, *I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS* had gay butt sechs in China. Was this during the period when he was going to teach programming to the 3rd world, or when his CD ripping program for aunt peggy was going to revolutionize music? How many geometric vision CD's did he have you hand out to the peasants? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you didn't "invent the internet" Vint Cerf would go fucking bananas listening to you. But thank god no, we don't run FroggNet. There are no FroggRouters, nor any FroggIGP/FroggEGP. And thankfully no FrogOS. Please don't even mention a 'plan' to debug MacTCP, you didn't write MacTCP, and you didn't invent TCP/IP. Just stop it, you're embarrassing yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well you could be hosting minecraft servers since most 13 year olds can't figure out how to do it. KiB Swap: 19786748 total, 30040 used, 19756708 free, 11001116 cached PID USER PR NI VIRT RES SHR S %CPU %MEM TIME+ COMMAND 13026 root 20 0 4594m 1.2g 10m S 0.6 7.4 101:06.38 java It's JAVA so you know that means efficient. This is with only ONE user, me. But you know, wave of the future, dude. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if oracle hadn't gone all oracle with solaris, it'd make a good use of solaris servers too. but look at this faggy shit. personally, I'd be chasing these guys. easy money, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Heh what about Digital? minicomputers to the masses? Wang, changing mainframe space? It's all the same, much like /r/fortran, it's all dead. Now queue crawc0ck on recursion on f77, but it doesn't matter, it'll all be gone the way of fappy bird 'programmers' of today. I don't get this 'STEM' push in schools in the US, when everyone knows that when you turn 40, nobody will hire you, and you'll be laid off with little/no explanation. Why go into STEM, when you have no good job prospects. THE FUNNY THING ABOUT STEM is that 'leftist/democrats' now parrot that shit, the ones who 30 years ago cried when the arts were dying. Now that art is long dead, they now want to 'save' STEM. Of course they'll give it the final heave'ho. It won't matter. The US has been in a freefall decline since 2008. It's over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the thing about steam and android 'store' things is that I log onto a new pc/phone/tablet and then blamo I can DL all the apps I've purchased. MS Windows? Yeah I somehow suspect the answer is no. MS had 2 things that made it the 100% dominant desktop company, Windows and MS Office. So they put a ribbon on Office, killing it. Then they did Metro(sexual) and REFUSE to acknowledge the industry has REFUSED 8/RT/8.1 because they suck. So yeah they've killed the two things they had going for themselves. MS forgot the #1 lesson why they are where they are, and that is the Taiwanese OEMs. Since IBM didn't sue them out of existence in the 80's, Commodore, Apple, and Atari (DEC too) simply could not compete with all the guys in Taiwan & Hong Kong cranking out cheap boards & cards that ran MS-DOS. So now jump forward 30 years, the same Hong Kong & Taiwan guys moved shop to China and are cranking out phones/tablets like crazy (plenty even ~ $40 USD!!!!) and now they use Android, the ultra cheap (free) platform from google. Make an android device, and you'll get hundreds of thousands of apps instantly. MS instead wanted to charge a fortune for windows, and felt so let down by OEM's not giving a shit about metro they even went into the hardware business, pissing off OEMs. not smart. Now they outsourced the leadership role to a 'yes man' from India. He's going to further ride the wave of XBONE/Metro(sexual) Windows into the fucking ground Install Windows Server 2012, and behold Metro. I shit you not. MS is toast. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me des nuts nuts all nuts wait froggjob lies abandonded since mid feb? oh dear! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me frogg job, another failure to release I mean after the oggfrog debacle, what was I expecting? empty directory structures, and an unlicensed dilbert cartoon? YEP Index of jobs [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] _art 21-Mar-2014 22:41 - [DIR] art/ 21-Mar-2014 22:41 - [DIR] computer/ 21-Mar-2014 22:41 - [DIR] food/ 21-Mar-2014 22:41 - Apache Server at www.warplife.com Port 80 Computer? Contents These are just what I have actually posted so far; I know about lots of others in other locations that I have not yet posted. I know lots of ways to automate this index, so that for example you could drop a new employer right into my index, but I have not yet set up the automation. I know how to though. Doing this all manually, by using my super-secret sleuthing techniques to ferret out high-tech employers, as well as marking up static HTML documents, is actually helpful to me in figuring out how to automate. Remote Work Multinational Corporations Afghanistan Australia Austria Bangladesh Belgium Brazil Canada Alberta Calgary Edmonton British Columbia Vancouver Newfoundland and Labrador Nova Scotia Ontario Toronto Waterloo Quebec Montreal China Costa Rica Czech Republic Denmark Egypt Estonia Finland France Germany Berlin Ghana Tamale Greece Hungary India Indonesia Iraq Ireland Israel Italy Japan Kyoto Tokyo Korea Seoul Latvia Lebanon Libya Lithuania Mexico Mexico City Tijuana Netherlands New Zealand Norway Pakistan Islamabad Lahore People's Republic of China Beijing Hong Kong Shanghai The Philippines Manila Poland Warsaw Republic of China Republic of South Africa Republic of Korea Seoul Romania Russian Federation Moscow St. Petersburg Vladivostok Volgagrad Saudi Arabia Singapore South Africa Johannesburg Praetoria Spain Barcelona Sweden Stockholm Switzerland Thailand Tunisia Turkey Istanbul Ukraine United Arab Emirates United Kingdom London United States of America Alaska Anchorage California Los Angeles County Alhambra Altadena Beverly Hills Eagle Rock Hollywood Los Angeles Pasadena Rosemead Santa Monica Venice Santa Cruz Georgia Atlanta Idaho Boise Couer d'Alene Moscow Lewiston Massachussetts Boston New York New York City The Bronx Brooklyn Manhattan Harlem Queens Staten Island Nevada Oregon Beaverton Bend Hillsboro Medford Portland Salem Tennesee Nashville Texas Austin Washington Pullman Seattle Spokane Vancouver Venezuela Vietnam Ho Chi Minh City The Bronx? sorry it's just Bronx, if you don't have "THE UKRAINE" then you can't have "THE BRONX". Same goes for The Philippines. And what do we have in "The Bronx"? Empty. Index of jobs/computer/united-states/new-york/new-york/bronx [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - Apache Server at www.warplife.com Port 80 So instead of a database driven system it's DIRECTORY DRIVEN. Holy shit I haven't seen anything potentially this messy since USENET circa 1982. The best part is that USENET circa 1982 actually could fulfill crawc0cks fantasy board in about 30 minutes of setting it up. It'd even auto-expire on it's own, BY DESIGN. So here he is, failing basic shit from over 30 years ago, yet again. Since he hangs around 'food' workers now, let's check that out. Index of /jobs/food [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] diner I forgot about that. it was good fun, was it not? Perhaps I should flesh it out some more, but gay5 fiction is well a circle jerk of inside jokes. Maybe what is lacking is something with more reach. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me those raptors with big ass missiles to take out wedding parties would probably disagree... and thats old shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 8======>~~~~~ wow it's fucking deader than k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me source? for science? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me New signs going up around the Salmon Creek area apparently they've had enough of the "special treatment" from the resident debugger at large. or was that debugger bug larve? actually its from some magic the gathering store/thing. apparently its not only super debuggers who don't bathe and are infested with bugs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shit, nigga office 97 is better than that shit. fuck I'd use word 2 instead but I'm old like that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol what I meant to link was this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I'd put it on owncloud on my vps or something. or dropbox on amazon and use a real word processor, like MOTHER FUCKING WORD. WordPerfect, really? Unless it's 5.1 you're just wasting everyones time, and may as well use fucking AmiPro. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was a civil rights lawyer hope and change! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who would imagine that a pro-genocide party is anti gay. LMFAO ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC sighting! MDC chatting up a female in the wild! lolz. also he is military now? Can civilian contractors be sent to leavenworth? the mind simply reels! 3rd time's a charm now everyone has to ask Berlin for permission. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i made a horrible mistake I should have never left the united states, it's been a disaster trying to live in asia. What opened my eyes was all the freedom I'm missing out on. Oh wait, I'm just fucking lying. Even as an unrepresented minuscule minority with no real rights, life is pretty fucking good. China > USA. Its not that bad then again it may get you laid which could be a problem for your minecraft stuff.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bunch of war criminal dogs with great electronics, and sanatized foodstuff.... it's funny how people here LOVE "japan household" stores, jap food and produce, but go on and on about WWII... Then again I only have relatives who were killed by the Japs in WWII, my wife's grandmother was one of the Chinese who was given a Japanese name, forced to learn Japanese as a kid... She may have even been raped too I didn't ask. What's kind twisted is that her grand daughter is fluent in Japanese and wants to move there so bad.... That's got to be fucking weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes I live in the country. behind my house is a mountain. Hong Kong isn't 100% Mong Kok. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is I rigged up a POS stero I fished out of the garbage for outdoor use (who cares if it fries, or whatever, it works fine), and tomorrow we are going to BBQ and listen to music, get drunk and go downstairs and fuck like crayz. sounds like a good day. I was thinking steak , maybe get a fryer and do fries or something too... Or some crabs, maybe lobster.. so many possibilities. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't send him here! maybe to Pakistan with the rest of the ignorant motherfuckers! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ITD too many fucks given. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me update: not hungry, homeless nor cold. just safe & drunk. Not enough CH3CH2CH2OH FAGGOT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not enough C3H5 (ONO2)3 either. faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you don't like hewey lewis and the news Fuck you ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thirsty and scared so im almost out of beer & whisky. I need to go outside. fuck will I make it back? I don't think I have enough cash to do it at the place down the road. I think I need to ride the bus to the next village. FML says the guy parsing MDC textg and buying a new TV. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tell trane to shut his faggot mouth he's only crapping in the wildrerness to pretend to be a nullo. I bet hes trying to avoid some bastard child. but you got 'things' but no body. dump it all and get a woman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Asahi and Kui Kiang Shuangzheng Jui. A 12 pack and a bottle will set me back some $100 HKD... so $13 USD. LMFAO ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I doubt it these are like 2 days old max. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me left home alone a 12 pack of beer and a half bottle of baijiu. jesus how am I going to survive the night? I cleaned the BBQ area, and did laundry like a god damned house made. Now I'm playing loud western music, and hoping the clouds dissipate tonight. I think Im going to buy outdoor lights and shit tomorrow. and more beer. i wonder if I can get it delivered. Having spent time in Italy it's true, Sicilians are niggers. Aryan blood runs in the north. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! well maybe not. Froggjob launch delayed. LMFAO who are we kidding, more like temporary canceled forever. Hi, I'm going long on companies that release early, often, and at all. I admire your grandiosity and disillusions, but let's face it you won't do it. the website must be broken by now on some simple coding method, then you'll just say the launch was never intended but rather to satisfy your log files on 'the ethical engineer' which is where it'll twist in the wind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well it's ORACLE One Rich Arshole Called Larry Ellison Really what did they expect? You know how many Solaris boxes I ran before Oracle bought SUN? TONNES. How many today? ONE. And it's SunOS. I'll probably kill it, as SUN is fucking dead to me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me doesn't the ontrack guy write x86 dll's in assembly for his shit? fuck all this script/interpreter shit. Also I thought node.js was one per request....? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED! I Shall Tear the Spleen Out of Steve Jobs' Reanimated Undead Corpse By Repeatible Hairstyle in Op-Ed Sat Mar 15, 2014 at 05:15:01 PM CCT Tags: Security, AMCC, Kambiz Hooshmand, Sue Depositar, Mike Benz, AAPL, SDET, Strategic Decision Making, Solving the Software Problem, Steve Jobs (all tags) Security Your vote (-1) was recorded. This story currently has a total score of -12. You were the last vote. We've considered the votes and comments, and decided the story should be hidden. Thank you! Apple's commitment to Software Quality Assurance was at one time quite ardent, for example it paid me to learn MacsBug and 68000 Assembly Code so I find one single unlocked Handle in John Veizades' MacTCP 1.0.1 Internet Stack. My colleagues had several configurations each of all the Macintosh models that were in production or in development, executing either Virtual User GUI Robot Scripts or a Robot called "Monkey", which randomly moved and clicked the mouse as well as generating keystrokes. My colleagues signed off on new System releases only when the rate of Monkey failures was very low. AMCC 3ware RAID Host Bus Adapters were similarly validated by random, quite harsh filesystem I/O. Our tool checked that it read back what it actually wrote. My Protest Resignation from - now - ADP resulted from our CEO Kambiz Hooshmand going on for a solid hour about Corporate Ethics at an All-Hands meeting, then the very next day my manager Mike Benz flying into a rage because I was teaching an entry-level tools developer how to use Xcode. See, my choosing to devote a pleasant Autumn afternoon ensuring that our fault-tolerant storage products didn't drop our customers' checking account balances on the floor implied that I was doing something other than Maximizing ROI, therefore NASDAQ:AMCC might not make its quarterlies. Despite that our 3ware 9650 SATA and 9690SA SAS/SATA HBAs only fit in 64-bit PCI slots, our tool was only 32-Bit. I Shall Tear the Spleen Out of Steve Jobs' Reanimated Undead Corpse I myself had two 64-bit Mac Pros, one PowerPC, the other Intel Xeon. AMCC's RAID test tool was cross-platform, however my binary had been built by our tools developer's predecessor. My young coworker had never touch a Mac in his entire life. Tonight's ire over Steve Jobs has to due with his decision to abandon support for both 32-bit and for PowerPC. As a result I have been unable to obtain 32-bit PowerPC builds for most of the tools I actually use for my livelihood. From time to time I really do need to write code on Mom's Mac. For example TextWrangler from BareBones Software is a free-as-in-beer coder's and web designers text editor. It really is The Cat's Meow, however current builds are only available as 64-Bit Intel. NB: "Intel". Not "AMD64", as the ISA (Instruction Set Architecture) is properly denoted, nor "x86_64", after Intel &co. took all the credit for AMD64 eating the Itanium's lunch. I don't know but have been told that for Apple to refer to it as "Intel", and to forever forswear AMD processors enabled Apple to be the very first personal computer manufacturer to use the Core Duo. This had the eventual result that just tonight I stumbled across the most amazing place to whore a particularly on-topic, insightful, informative and even funny link. I devoted a good half hour to typing up a comment in response to what will without a doubt be a very widely read article, but in reality I was just being Awfully Pink and Salty, as some Kuron described my ever on-topic links to my own articles, essays rants and manifestos during my Heyday as a Grey Hat SEO. Now I did observe that the comment entry form had a drop-down menu that was completely unresponsive as a result of having been implemented in some manner of newfangled - what's it called? CocoaScript? that Safari 3.1.1 for 32-bit PowerPC Mac OS X Tiger 10.4.11 possesseth not the slightest about. I was down with that and so commenced Salting my Pinky. Imagine then my dismay upon clicking "Submit" I was sternly advised that I had not yet selected an item from that CocoaScript menu! So now I have to save my SaltPink Post to my desktop, then hope I have a 32-bit PowerPC Tiger Firefox on my Fedora box. I'm not really sure whether I do. I just might as I neatly organize then save forever ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING I EVER DOWNLOAD, in part to enable bug regressions and in part so I need not download everything a second time if I reinstall or buy a new box, and in part for the specific reason that I need a old build of an executable that it's developer no longer provides. (While one can get all Firefox the builds ever released, they are far too big to download over Earthlink Dialup. But one cannot obtain old builds of TextWrangler from BareBones.) Failing that I will post that Affordable Luncheon Meat later this morning from The 'Bucks. But really I should not have to do either. How about a security update to Safari for 32-Bit PPC Tiger to bring it current with Safari for 64-Bit Intel Mountain Lion? It's not like G4 iMacs or G3 Books are not still in widespread use! GET THIS: I just now turned up quite a serious security hole. I mean like steal your online banking kind of exploint. Lessee what's the copyright? 2008. So for six solid years, "Reset Safari" on 3.1.1 has failed to delete its cookies. I never ever delete my cookies during a running browser session, nor do I ever clear its cache, nor do I ever log out of anything. I know ALL ABOUT sniffing stale data out of deallocated buffers, as that is the precise technique I used back in the day to inform Billy Gates & Associates of THE EXACT BYTE OFFSET into the Word 6 for Mac OS binary at which Some Redmond Dweller Just Like Me Was Slacking On The Job. No. I quit Safari - or Firefox - launch it again, then Safari Menu -> Reset Safari, for clear Firefox's History. I ensure all the checkboxes are checked before doing so, quit my browser, launc it again then go visit, maybe login to some websites. Just now I did that because Reddit was getting its panties all into a bunch at me. Despite my links and comments consistently being upvoted, I got to the point that I was COMPLETELY forbidden to fry my breakfast anymore! So I performed the above procedure, only to become completely convinced that The All-Seeing Eye of the Internet Surveillance Economy had logged me right back into Reddit despite my having no cookies! I figured Reddit had just logged my IP, but it was not to be: When I returned to That Cesspool in a Long-Forgotten Corner of the Internet, I was still logged in there! Not just now as I have too much on my plate, but tomorrow or the next day I shall file a bug with Apple through the proper channels, with regressions and steps to reproduce and all. Apple's Safari Triage will of course cheerfully invite me to piss up a rope, at which point I'll explain to my Aunt Peggy why she would do well to write a letter to the Attorneys General of California and Washington State as well as the Federal Attorney General, the Federal Trade Commission, the board of the Federal Reserve &c., because she cannot obtain an updated Safari that would not turn The Russian Mob, the Japanese Tong, the Chinese Triad as well as The Occasional Nigerian Sole Proprietor onto her online banking passwords and credit card numbers. I will as well explain to Aunt Peggy how to generate PDFs on her iBook - it's in the Mac OS X Print Dialog, I expect because Apple at first divested itself of Adobe, then when Adobe attempted to horn in on Apple's prepress typography racket, Apple took all the money out of Adobe Acrobat. I'll redact My Favorite Aunt's address and phone number then post all her PDFs somewhere within the Seven Deadly Sins section of Solving the Software Problem then get them all Soylentiled, Reddited as well as YCombinatored. ALSO: IBM was more interested in parallel G5's (3.00 / 2) (#11) by Del Griffith on Mon Mar 17, 2014 at 07:59:52 AM CCT hotter/faster and didn't care about low power. Remember there was no G5 laptop. Also remember the 'Mhz myth" bullshit? Apple was unable to deliver on FAST processors in a timely fashion. IBM didn't care about laptops/desktops but using gangs of PowerPC processors in RS/6000's and 390's. Then someone demo'd this tiny program, QuickTransit, by Transitive software, and saw how SGI had taken their MIPS platform which was twisting in the wind, and moved to the Itanium in a quick and painless manner. NeXTSTEP 3.0 ran on the i386 (thanks to INTEL for making the port), as did OpenSTEP. OS X has always been built for i386 but never run until the 10.0 days as a way to verify corectness, and provide for a plan B. YOU SEE IT WAS A PERFECT STORM IBM fucked up the PowerPC, the Intel build of OS X, ran just as good as the PowerPC build, and this QuickTransit software, a few hundred KB, could allow the Intel OS X to run PowerPC executables quickly and transparently. Steve already had a relationship with Otellini, going back to when Intel rescued NeXT from being so m68k focused, and going for the 486, just as SUN helped with a SPARC port, and HP with a PARISC port. So of course he made a deal with a guy that's saved him before, not going with AMD which gets a lot of help $$ wise from Bill Gates of Microsoft fame. So yeah the PowerPC became an evolutionary dead end. Yes the fucked up with using some core processors that didn't support EMT64, and the 2006/2007 Mac Pro's not having enough NVRAM to support the 64bit firmware. The mac pros can boot 64bit fine using 'hackintosh' loaders as until the new model hardly anything has changed in the Mac Pro design from 2006-mid 2013. The real question is why am I responding to an insane rant with LOGICAL AND CONSISTENT FACTS.. Mike it's quite simple, nobody gives a fuck about 32bit or PowerPC anymore. it's fucking dead. And there is simply too many rumours about apple eventually moving to ARM 100% as the latest iPhones now sport a 64bit ARM processor. Probably the only thing that has prevented this "right now" is that IBM swooped in and bought Transitive, so the same silver bullet isn't available. I KNOW YOU LOVE ARM I KNOW YOU LOVE ASSEMBLY Free advice MAKE A KERNEL LEVEL I386 TO ARM binary translator. AAPL will no doubt buy you out and you'll make some bank, and get to buy your house as you'll allow OS X to completely pull away from intel and into a whole new range of product where unlike you fixing a few bugs in MacTCP you'll be a critical part of everyones iOS experence on new un-released 64bit ARM hardware. I SHIT YOU NOT. ------- ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while running a simple search on site:www.kuro5hin.org michaelcrawford "log file", I noticed timecube.com is still online. How is that possible? surprisingly there is a history of MDC running analog on his website log files. But most of it looks to be from 2006,2007. what's brought on this 8 year regression? and how can timecube hold onto a domain, but the great crawford cannot? it's more like a stylized chinese writting. people have sye-esque things all over here... so none of it makes any sense. You can try to read her stuff, but it'll be strange. Dont' take it as literal words, but more so a flow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I enjoyed it the sweet katana & swat helmet made it more so worthwhile, but yeah it feels like an extended episode, or movie. the 'action time events' are horrible with a keyboard. but being able to cart around everything made combat for the most part a breeze. I liked being able to have butters summon professor chaos. Good times were had. Nazi zombies were a nice touch, even with nazi zombie princess Kenny. I didn't finish 100%, I think I have only one pair of underwear to find, but I'm too lazy at this point. With the main quest out of the way, what else is there to do? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my condolences Why did it end?? ------- I...I like me. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is a good flac player for windows although work is a mac shop, I find myself in a strange situation needing to .net some shit. rather than using some homosexual solution, I'd just rather use visual studio .net .. probably 2005. Cause, seriously really, after .net 2.0 has there been any real improvement? Anyways I need a FLAC player. I tried pluggins for WinAmp 2.x but they don't work. So now I need something I guess several 100 MB to play a fucking FLAC. what should I do? write my own? damn skippy it's the bee's knees! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i went with vlc and it blows... didn't realize foobar was a thing. installing that now! thanks mr turtle man! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me p good? fucking awesome, you mean. 3.6MB, and it's got a much nicer EQ than winamp.... fuck the frogg, this is totally tits! Now I can crank up Hall & Oates much to my neighbours dismay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me vlc does a fucking horrible job oh sure it "plays" but so does the CLI tools. Honestly I found the source to the FLAC pluggin, and I could debug that shit, but I've got other fish to fry, I just want to play my LP rips. foobar is fucking awesome. fuck VLC, it's only for pirated movies as far as I can tell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no play lists no eq no visualizer it sucks. go foobar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too late. plus VLC is like 30MB, and foobar is 3. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I ain't got time for that shit I just wana rock. And I just dl'd foobar, dragged/dropped my flac's and hit play. boom it worked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks a lot. now I've given him 'one click'. Fuck what the fuck, Adam (never has been funny) sandler. I know the guy is rich off of his formula movies, but I just really hate his 'fans' that'll snatch that shit up. but god damn that is some seriously un-funny, unintersting shit. it may as well be crawford. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Your vote (-1) was recorded. This story currently has a total score of -13. You were the last vote. We've considered the votes and comments, and decided the story should be hidden. Thank you! What the fuck is this shit? [+] [P] Koneru Prasad Charitable Trust By koneruprasad in Culture Wed Mar 12, 2014 at 02:08:19 PM CCT Tags: Charitable Trust, Koneru Prasad, Koneru Prasad CSR, Koneru Rajendra Prasad, Prasad Koneru News (all tags) Koneru Prasad Charitable Trust has been taking up social service activities in several parts of the State for the last few years as it strongly believes in `Joy of Giving' which can instill confidence among the poor and needy. The Trust does everything wholeheartedly even before the needy people approach them for help. Koneru Prasad Charitable Trust has been taking up social service activities in several parts of the State for the last few years as it strongly believes in `Joy of Giving' which can instill confidence among the poor and needy. The Trust does everything wholeheartedly even before the needy people approach them for help. The company brought remarkable changes in the lives of many with its social service activities in various sectors such as Education, Health, Sanitation, and Drinking Water Supply, Irrigation facility, construction of houses, civil amenities and basic infrastructure in rural Areas apart from Environmental Protection. That is why Trimex Sands Private Limited which is run by Koneru family has been in number one place in fulfilling the requirements under Corporate Social Responsibility. The company feels CSR is not an obligation but it is its dharma. The company strongly believes that `joy of giving back' would build relations for life time. It is not the claim of the company but it is the assertion made by the people of various parts of the district particularly in Srikakulam. Interestingly, the government looks immediately at Koneru Charitable Trust at the hour of crisis. For instance, the entire administration lauded Trust's timely help when thousands of people were in trouble with the Phailin cyclone followed by floods which inundated hundreds of villages in Srikakulam district. Top district officials also say their tasks are being fulfilled with the active support of the TSPL which always says public interest is first and profit is next. There may be many industries in Srikakulam district but TSPL emerged as the best eco-friendly industry which stimulated economic activity in Srikakulam and Gara mandals while transforming many villages as economic hubs. One can observe rapid growth in several villages of Srikakulam and Gara mandals with the establishment of TSPL project. A clear transformation is visible in the life-style of villagers, thanks to direct and indirect employment with the establishment of the factory in Vatsavalasa of Gara mandal four years ago. In fact, the development began during the construction stage itself. Growth is common wherever industrialization takes place. But it happens in haphazard manner. The aim of the TSPL is to achieve systematic development with the support of all the stakeholders including the government agencies. Spectacular results in health, education, social sector, and irrigation and employment opportunities were made possible with the vision of the company. The company has assured the district administration that it would spend around Rs.50 crore for CSR activities in the next five years. Srikakulam Collector Saurabh Gaur has presented an appreciation letter to the company on the occasion of Republic Day-2014, motivating the Trust to take up more social service activities in the days to come. What???? Srikakulam will be a Garden City By koneruprasad in News Wed Mar 12, 2014 at 02:14:28 PM CCT Tags: (all tags) Sri Koneru Rajendra Prasad loves nature. He says protection of environment is his first priority. That is why he established sand mining project which is completely an eco-friendly unit. Sri Koneru Rajendra Prasad loves nature. He says protection of environment is his first priority. That is why he established sand mining project which is completely an eco-friendly unit. He strongly feels that green-belt is necessary in all the areas to protect the environment. His initiative helped entire Srikakulam and surrounding areas to have a wonderful green belt that would make the district headquarter as `Garden City' very shortly. Koneru Charitable Trust has spent around Rs.50 lakh for developing green belt and other steps which were aimed to protect environment. The company actively involves in protecting the ecology by developing greenery in and around the factory apart from other areas with the supply of saplings and tree guards. TSPL organized environmental rallies and distributed eco-friendly bags to create awareness among the people. With the Trust's support, the government is keen to improve green belt in many areas. The 80-ft road that connects the Arasavalli Road to the Collect orate, where avenue plantation has been done, is eye-catching. Soon, one can expect the green belt to expand to other areas too, as 6000 saplings have been planted in almost all the important stretches of the town. And the areas covered included Collector's Bungalow Road and old bus stand. The company said funds had been allocated for developing green belt in the entire town under corporate social responsibility activity. "We have supplied saplings and drums to RIMS, Dr. B.R. Ambedkar University, and the Police Department too. We are ready to supply saplings if any other institution seeks our support," A senior executive of the company said. Various plant varieties have been selected for developing the green belt. The Visakhapatnam Urban Development Authority and the Srikakulam District Forest Office are extending their support to the municipal authorities in the protection of the saplings. eco-friendly Indians? LMFAO. Go back to Chiner, faggots. i like the typos That approval process typically takes oen week but from time to time can take far longer. Based on our presently known bugs, the work that we know remains to be peformed as well as Apple's written App Store Approval Policy, we expect Warp Life to be available at the App Store by the end of October 2013, by the end of November at the very latest. Warp Life for Android Early prototype development of Warp Life for Android Mobile Devices such as the HTC phones and Samsung Galaxy commenced recently, with free download from the Google Play store targeted for late Summer 2014. Good news, with it being spring of 2014, one more season until the WL4Android start to slip. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You must not analyze your server logs in jail. I mean how was this a surprise? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't call them fat: Call them Marshmallow Girls! Sorry filling in for some cheapo n057 substitute. warning not NSFW'ish enough. Many of us have an impression that Japanese girls are slim and petite (which many of them really are), but one of the sad truths behind their stick-thin figures is a rather serious case of discrimination from society. While voluptuous women are popular in certain parts of the world, being even slightly chubby (not obese) is a big no-no in Japan and chubby girls often get called "debu" (fatso) online and sometimes to their face. But recently, a new nickname for such chubby ladies has started trending among Japanese netizens, which hopefully will change the attitudes people have towards them. Behold, the rise of the "marshmallow girls"! In case you're wondering what's the standard for a Japanese woman's figure, the comparison visual below has been fairly popular among the Japanese cyber community: But chubby girls are cute too! When interviewed, Mr. Saichu, a man with a self-proclaimed "tummy fetish" commented that the society is deeply biased against "fatties", and usually criticize that they "lack self-discipline, or neglect maintaining a balanced diet, that's why they got fat". But he personally thinks that a chubby girl's tummy has a heavenly "marshmallow feel" and that the "fats that have accumulated expresses her historical growth as a female". He also thinks that "marshmallow girl" is an apt nickname for chubby girls and hopes that the cute naming will lessen the discrimination towards them. Unfortunately, a biased mindset is not something that can be changed overnight. Japanese twitter users have been unrelenting, commenting that: "Call them whatever you like but a fatty is a fatty." "That's confusing, calling them debu or pizza (a demeaning nickname for plus-sized girls who look like an oily otaku) is just fine." "The only thing sweet about them is how sweet they are to themselves in terms of health management." "Marshmallow Girls, they melt when flamed." "Change that name to boneless ham." "They're more like mochi (glutinous rice cake) than marshmallow." "Stop trying to rationalize fatsos!" "`Meat bun girl' sounds like a better name." Not all chubby girls got their full figures from diet related issues. And there's more to a girl than a model-like figure. I personally know a few chubby ladies who are charming, talented and have exuberant personalities. What's your take on the issue? Are "marshmallow girls" popular where you come from? Personally the 20% and above look fine. I'm not into svette looking boys, but you know this is Asia after all. And FFS after leaving 'merika the 100% fat chick is like a skinny rail. crawford denied So he's going to post something that'll certainly hit the FP of reddit... When this post is 59 minutes old, reddit will go down for maintenance (self.announcements) (4&pipe;1) submitted 47 minutes ago by alienth [A] to announcements 298 comments share save hide report[l=c] Oops. now it'll be lost for all time. Humanity will suffer greatly. Super Cereal guys! I mean it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OK WE GET IT READ SERVER LOGS. Splunk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me comcast relies on no competition you know, monopolies. they dont give a fuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad your mom will remain on dialup lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn. I'll think of you while I'm pounding that ass again tonight. I made her wait last night, and she nearly exploded when I touched her.... You still out east or what? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she really is going to divorce you then oh well there is other rainys in the sea. and more suntory whiskey to drink. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Welcome to hell it's good to be back with Charlie and Hattie and my memory lapse welcome to hell Welcome to hell welcome to HELL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gee do you think thats why snipers were taking out protesters and police? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone knows 'the company' is the CIA Duh, and or hello! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Should anyone who takes the bible seriously be considered a profit? why, yes. There is great profit to be found in the bible. and the bible has offered great profits both past and present. More so extracting profits from the peasants. clearly it was written by idiots there is great profit to be found in the naiveitivity of idiots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chinese are scared of ghosts I shit you not. it's so cute/funny. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me garlic sunlight, and whatever killed them. although in the movies here, they are mostly whiney bitches. And more annoying than scary. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me since you faggots like that kind of thing I just banged my wife. im a lucky guy she was giving me a very slow, and delicate blowjob, and then she says she's tired, and jumps on top... Im amazed how wet she was. damn, it was tight. but too much for her, she's passed out. you fags should get married, its awesome. none trying.... just tried again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I used to think putting kids on leashes was an american thing. I didn't see in europe, but I'll see it occasionally in China. funny how china and america are freaking identical. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bought some 50 inch monster for 3500 hong kong whatever that is in kangaroo credits... Anyways, just get something cheap they aren't worth shit anymore. The only 'regret' I have is that mine doesn't do SCART, nor RGB. A good upscaler for my NES or Genesis will cost more than my cheap ass TV. Just a warning! The world doesn't start/end on HDMI. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also 3d is a shite scam like it was in the 1950s. look at the back of blueray/dvd's or the mp4's you DL, and 720 is good enough... 1080 is something that a lot of things "support" but really they don't look any different from 720. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me special glasses are special glasses and you are so very very special. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poor n057 is going to get a divorce and I'm just banging my wife. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something about confessing to have knowingly watched CP lately. here we go again! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yarr... I went to the bay, dl'd it in 30 minutes. I'm on the underpant gnome quest. I got to say it's really cool for 'casual' rpg, although now I've got a metric assload of junk. but I'm not being penalized for having all this shit so it doesn't matter. If you LOVE the tv show, you'll like the game it's got a bit from EVERY episode. I'll certainly buy a physical copy (do they make those anymore?) or just buy it on steam. Oh yeah, this is on my MacBook Pro with Crossover. Fucking worked like a champ, no fucking around, just run setup, wait, finish that, install DirectX 9, then run and blamo. good times. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me encryption in the front clear text in the back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks you know how to make a girl feel special ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm too busy playing stick of truth to care Maybe next week??? I wanted to cook up something with an embedded 68000... Well a virtual one. But I'm not into pre-announcing my failures. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me contact kittens estate im sure they have a few they'd want to dispose of by now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was a privileged white jew I don't think resurrection is in his cards. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me before his last arrest I did recursion in F77. or maybe he was just freshly homeless. anyways did it, and he ignored me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes been doing it before 802.1q was ratified. back when it was ISL. I know the concern, but you have to take a step back, and not confuse phsycial networks with virtual networks. VLAN's work fine, dont rely on the native vlan support, trunk where you want to, and only allow what vlans you want where. You can control your exposure on the switch. if its a good switch. like a cisco switch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 3com sucks you're already infected with the suck. the only thing worse would have been a dell switch. actually it doesn't matter, they only have one admin interface anyways. you can set that none of the ports or one of the ports is on that vlan. its all up to you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Our hero has been gone for two days Am I the only one standing in my own piss, wondering when the joke will drop? I mean froggjob was a sure thing. at this point im sure he's already quit in a fiery storm of protest, because froggjob is a sure thing by now. I mean why invest in an apartment, or a normal life, his mania is going to have him go all Ted Kaczynski on a bunch of people informing them that his father was in the navy, and other inane boasts. Then the obligitory game of chess. when he flees the law where do you think he'll take refuge? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it should be a poll what deadly crawfordian sin his current boss is committing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where you again? I remember you left renegade to elope in some jungle or something... you still in the chiner sphere of influence? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me snowden and his family are all CIA. the CIA hates the NSA. NSA is getting all these big facilities, and the CIA knows this will encroach on their drug trade. So the CIA is doing it's best to blemish and chain down the NSA. The heroin & cocaine must flow unabated into 'merika. don't fuck wiht the CIA. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you weren't so god damned ignorant you'd know its been gong to russia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so i installed a minecraft server and a bootleg copy of minecraft. it being bootleg, means I have to run it with wine+java but it does work. but really what the fuck do you do? and night time is like fucking impossible to survive. not sure how to fling mud at people. i guess the bats spawn themselves? what about the zombies? Im so not sure how they keep on showing up. I take all the shitty rock I dig out, and throw it all around my hole but I guess that's not right or something. maybe I just need to wall off the spawn point, and bury myself or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all I found Was 7 things to make iron out of, and a massive underground cave full of zombies and a giant green ambulatory penis that exploded when I hit it. Nerd humour I guess ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus what the fuck is wrong with your wiring? when I lived in florida, well known for it's lightening and grounding issues, I put UPSes on everything.... and sure they'd pop and die, but my electronics didn't..... "surge protectors" aren't worth the $9.99 you spend on them. UPS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He is too busy planning on becoming his own body shop. he couldn't beat them, so now he'll join them. except he'll get distracted, and run off escaping eveyrone/thing then get arrested yet again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you think the lizard brain is why trane is a dick? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder if I can find that and trigger the infection... good olde pakistani brain virus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Poker face No, not the poker face, of gaga fame, but rather, the poker of basic fame.Would you like to solve the poker problem??? 2 PRINT TAB(33);"POKER" 4 PRINT TAB(15);"CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY" 6 PRINT: PRINT: PRINT 10 DIM A(50),B(15) 20 DEF FNA(X)=INT(10*RND(1)) 30 DEF FNB(X)=X-100*INT(X/100) 40 PRINT "WELCOME TO THE CASINO. WE EACH HAVE $200." 50 PRINT "I WILL OPEN THE BETTING BEFORE THE DRAW; YOU OPEN AFTER." 60 PRINT "TO FOLD BET 0; TO CHECK BET .5." 70 PRINT "ENOUGH TALK -- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS." 80 PRINT 90 LET O=1 100 LET C=200 110 LET S=200 120 LET P=0 130 REM 140 PRINT 150 IF C<=5 THEN 3670 160 PRINT "THE ANTE IS $5. I WILL DEAL:" 170 PRINT 180 IF S>5 THEN 200 190 GOSUB 3830 200 LET P=P+10 210 LET S=S-5 220 LET C=C-5 230 FOR Z=1 TO 10 240 GOSUB 1740 250 NEXT Z 260 PRINT "YOUR HAND:" 270 N=1 280 GOSUB 1850 290 N=6 300 I=2 310 GOSUB 2170 320 PRINT 330 IF I<>6 THEN 470 340 IF FNA(0)<=7 THEN 370 350 LET X=11100 360 GOTO 420 370 IF FNA(0)<=7 THEN 400 380 LET X=11110 390 GOTO 420 400 IF FNA(0)>=1 THEN 450 410 X=11111 420 I=7 430 Z=23 440 GOTO 580 450 Z=1 460 GOTO 510 470 IF U>=13 THEN 540 480 IF FNA(0)>=2 THEN 500 490 GOTO 420 500 Z=0 510 K=0 520 PRINT "I CHECK." 530 GOTO 620 540 IF U<=16 THEN 570 550 Z=2 560 IF FNA(0)>=1 THEN 580 570 Z=35 580 V=Z+FNA(0) 590 GOSUB 3480 600 PRINT "I'LL OPEN WITH $"V 610 K=V 620 GOSUB 3050 630 GOSUB 650 640 GOTO 820 650 IF I<>3 THEN 760 660 PRINT 670 PRINT "I WIN." 680 C=C+P 690 PRINT "NOW I HAVE $"C"AND YOU HAVE $"S 700 PRINT "DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE"; 710 INPUT H$ 720 IF H$="YES" THEN 120 730 IF H$="NO" THEN 4100 740 PRINT "ANSWER YES OR NO, PLEASE." 750 GOTO 700 760 IF I<>4 THEN 810 770 PRINT 780 PRINT "YOU WIN." 790 S=S+P 800 GOTO 690 810 RETURN 820 PRINT 830 PRINT "NOW WE DRAW -- HOW MANY CARDS DO YOU WANT"; 840 INPUT T 850 IF T=0 THEN 980 860 Z=10 870 IF T<4 THEN 900 880 PRINT "YOU CAN'T DRAW MORE THAN THREE CARDS." 890 GOTO 840 900 PRINT "WHAT ARE THEIR NUMBERS:" 910 FOR Q=1 TO T 920 INPUT U 930 GOSUB 1730 940 NEXT Q 950 PRINT "YOUR NEW HAND:" 960 N=1 970 GOSUB 1850 980 Z=10+T 990 FOR U=6 TO 10 1000 IF INT(X/10^(U-6))<>10*INT(X/10^(U-5)) THEN 1020 1010 GOSUB 1730 1020 NEXT U 1030 PRINT 1040 PRINT "I AM TAKING"Z-10-T"CARD"; 1050 IF Z=11+T THEN 1090 1060 PRINT "S" 1070 PRINT 1080 GOTO 1100 1090 PRINT 1100 N=6 1110 V=I 1120 I=1 1130 GOSUB 2170 1140 B=U 1150 M=D 1160 IF V<>7 THEN 1190 1170 Z=28 1180 GOTO 1330 1190 IF I<>6 THEN 1220 1200 Z=1 1210 GOTO 1330 1220 IF U>=13 THEN 1270 1230 Z=2 1240 IF FNA(0)<>6 THEN 1260 1250 Z=19 1260 GOTO 1330 1270 IF U>=16 THEN 1320 1280 Z=19 1290 IF FNA(0)<>8 THEN 1310 1300 Z=11 1310 GOTO 1330 1320 Z=2 1330 K=0 1340 GOSUB 3050 1350 IF T<>.5 THEN 1450 1360 IF V=7 THEN 1400 1370 IF I<>6 THEN 1400 1380 PRINT "I'LL CHECK" 1390 GOTO 1460 1400 V=Z+FNA(0) 1410 GOSUB 3480 1420 PRINT "I'LL BET $"V 1430 K=V 1440 GOSUB 3060 1450 GOSUB 650 1460 PRINT 1470 PRINT "NOW WE COMPARE HANDS:" 1480 J$=H$ 1490 K$=I$ 1500 PRINT "MY HAND:" 1510 N=6 1520 GOSUB 1850 1530 N=1 1540 GOSUB 2170 1550 PRINT 1560 PRINT "YOU HAVE "; 1570 K=D 1580 GOSUB 3690 1590 H$=J$ 1600 I$=K$ 1610 K=M 1620 PRINT "AND I HAVE "; 1630 GOSUB 3690 1640 IF B>U THEN 670 1650 IF U>B THEN 780 1660 IF H$="A FLUS" THEN 1700 1662 IF FNB(M)<FNB(D) THEN 780 1664 IF FNB(M)>FNB(D) THEN 670 1670 PRINT "THE HAND IS DRAWN." 1680 PRINT "ALL $"P"REMAINS IN THE POT." 1690 GOTO 140 1700 IF FNB(M)>FNB(D) THEN 670 1710 IF FNB(D)>FNB(M) THEN 780 1720 GOTO 1670 1730 Z=Z+1 1740 A(Z)=100*INT(4*RND(1))+INT(100*RND(1)) 1750 IF INT(A(Z)/100)>3 THEN 1740 1760 IF A(Z)-100*INT(A(Z)/100)>12 THEN 1740 1765 IF Z=1 THEN 1840 1770 FOR K=1 TO Z-1 1780 IF A(Z)=A(K) THEN 1740 1790 NEXT K 1800 IF Z<=10 THEN 1840 1810 N=A(U) 1820 A(U)=A(Z) 1830 A(Z)=N 1840 RETURN 1850 FOR Z=N TO N+4 1860 PRINT Z"-- "; 1870 GOSUB 1950 1880 PRINT " OF"; 1890 GOSUB 2070 1900 IF Z/2<>INT(Z/2) THEN 1920 1910 PRINT 1920 NEXT Z 1930 PRINT 1940 RETURN 1950 K=FNB(A(Z)) 1960 IF K<>9 THEN 1980 1970 PRINT "JACK"; 1980 IF K<>10 THEN 2000 1990 PRINT "QUEEN"; 2000 IF K<>11 THEN 2020 2010 PRINT "KING"; 2020 IF K<>12 THEN 2040 2030 PRINT "ACE"; 2040 IF K>=9 THEN 2060 2050 PRINT K+2; 2060 RETURN 2070 K=INT(A(Z)/100) 2080 IF K<>0 THEN 2100 2090 PRINT " CLUBS", 2100 IF K<>1 THEN 2120 2110 PRINT " DIAMONDS", 2120 IF K<>2 THEN 2140 2130 PRINT " HEARTS", 2140 IF K<>3 THEN 2160 2150 PRINT " SPADES", 2160 RETURN 2170 U=0 2180 FOR Z=N TO N+4 2190 B(Z)=FNB(A(Z)) 2200 IF Z=N+4 THEN 2230 2210 IF INT(A(Z)/100)<>INT(A(Z+1)/100) THEN 2230 2220 U=U+1 2230 NEXT Z 2240 IF U<>4 THEN 2310 2250 X=11111 2260 D=A(N) 2270 H$="A FLUS" 2280 I$="H IN" 2290 U=15 2300 RETURN 2310 FOR Z=N TO N+3 2320 FOR K=Z+1 TO N+4 2330 IF B(Z)<=B(K) THEN 2390 2340 X=A(Z) 2350 A(Z)=A(K) 2360 B(Z)=B(K) 2370 A(K)=X 2380 B(K)=A(K)-100*INT(A(K)/100) 2390 NEXT K 2400 NEXT Z 2410 X=0 2420 FOR Z=N TO N+3 2430 IF B(Z)<>B(Z+1) THEN 2470 2440 X=X+11*10^(Z-N) 2450 D=A(Z) 2460 GOSUB 2760 2470 NEXT Z 2480 IF X<>0 THEN 2620 2490 IF B(N)+3<>B(N+3) THEN 2520 2500 X=1111 2510 U=10 2520 IF B(N+1)+3<>B(N+4) THEN 2620 2530 IF U<>10 THEN 2600 2540 U=14 2550 H$="STRAIG" 2560 I$="HT" 2570 X=11111 2580 D=A(N+4) 2590 RETURN 2600 U=10 2610 X=11110 2620 IF U>=10 THEN 2690 2630 D=A(N+4) 2640 H$="SCHMAL" 2650 I$="TZ, " 2660 U=9 2670 X=11000 2680 GOTO 2740 2690 IF U<>10 THEN 2720 2700 IF I=1 THEN 2740 2710 GOTO 2750 2720 IF U>12 THEN 2750 2730 IF FNB(D)>6 THEN 2750 2740 I=6 2750 RETURN 2760 IF U>=11 THEN 2810 2770 U=11 2780 H$="A PAIR" 2790 I$=" OF " 2800 RETURN 2810 IF U<>11 THEN 2910 2820 IF B(Z)<>B(Z-1) THEN 2870 2830 H$="THREE" 2840 I$=" " 2850 U=13 2860 RETURN 2870 H$="TWO P" 2880 I$="AIR, " 2890 U=12 2900 RETURN 2910 IF U>12 THEN 2960 2920 U=16 2930 H$="FULL H" 2940 I$="OUSE, " 2950 RETURN 2960 IF B(Z)<>B(Z-1) THEN 3010 2970 U=17 2980 H$="FOUR" 2990 I$=" " 3000 RETURN 3010 U=16 3020 H$="FULL H" 3030 I$="OUSE, " 3040 RETURN 3050 G=0 3060 PRINT:PRINT "WHAT IS YOUR BET"; 3070 INPUT T 3080 IF T-INT(T)=0 THEN 3140 3090 IF K<>0 THEN 3120 3100 IF G<>0 THEN 3120 3110 IF T=.5 THEN 3410 3120 PRINT "NO SMALL CHANGE, PLEASE." 3130 GOTO 3060 3140 IF S-G-T>=0 THEN 3170 3150 GOSUB 3830 3160 GOTO 3060 3170 IF T<>0 THEN 3200 3180 I=3 3190 GOTO 3380 3200 IF G+T>=K THEN 3230 3210 PRINT "IF YOU CAN'T SEE MY BET, THEN FOLD." 3220 GOTO 3060 3230 G=G+T 3240 IF G=K THEN 3380 3250 IF Z<>1 THEN 3420 3260 IF G>5 THEN 3300 3270 IF Z>=2 THEN 3350 3280 V=5 3290 GOTO 3420 3300 IF Z=1 THEN 3320 3310 IF T<=25 THEN 3350 3320 I=4 3330 PRINT "I FOLD." 3340 RETURN 3350 IF Z=2 THEN 3430 3360 PRINT "I'LL SEE YOU." 3370 K=G 3380 S=S-G 3390 C=C-K 3400 P=P+G+K 3410 RETURN 3420 IF G>3*Z THEN 3350 3430 V=G-K+FNA(0) 3440 GOSUB 3480 3450 PRINT "I'LL SEE YOU, AND RAISE YOU"V 3460 K=G+V 3470 GOTO 3060 3480 IF C-G-V>=0 THEN 3660 3490 IF G<>0 THEN 3520 3500 V=C 3510 RETURN 3520 IF C-G>=0 THEN 3360 3530 IF (O/2)<>INT(O/2) THEN 3600 3540 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY BACK YOUR WATCH FOR $50"; 3550 INPUT J$ 3560 IF LEFT$(J$,1)="N" THEN 3600 3570 C=C+50 3580 O=O/2 3590 RETURN 3600 IF O/3<>INT(O/3) THEN 3670 3610 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY BACK YOUR TIE TACK FOR $50"; 3620 INPUT J$ 3630 IF LEFT$(J$,1)="N" THEN 3670 3640 C=C+50 3650 O=O/3 3660 RETURN 3670 PRINT "I'M BUSTED. CONGRATULATIONS!" 3680 STOP 3690 PRINT H$;I$; 3700 IF H$<>"A FLUS" THEN 3750 3710 K=INT(K/100) 3720 GOSUB 2080 3730 PRINT 3740 RETURN 3750 K=FNB(K) 3760 GOSUB 1960 3770 IF H$="SCHMAL" THEN 3790 3780 IF H$<>"STRAIG" THEN 3810 3790 PRINT " HIGH" 3800 RETURN 3810 PRINT "'S" 3820 RETURN 3830 PRINT 3840 PRINT "YOU CAN'T BET WITH WHAT YOU HAVEN'T GOT." 3850 IF O/2=INT(O/2) THEN 3970 3860 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SELL YOUR WATCH"; 3870 INPUT J$ 3880 IF LEFT$(J$,1)="N" THEN 3970 3890 IF FNA(0)>=7 THEN 3930 3900 PRINT "I'LL GIVE YOU $75 FOR IT." 3910 S=S+75 3920 GOTO 3950 3930 PRINT "THAT'S A PRETTY CRUMMY WATCH - I'LL GIVE YOU $25." 3940 S=S+25 3950 O=O*2 3960 RETURN 3970 IF O/3<>INT(O/3) THEN 4090 3980 PRINT "WILL YOU PART WITH THAT DIAMOND TIE TACK": 3990 INPUT J$ 4000 IF LEFT$(J$,1)="N" THEN 4080 4010 IF FNA(0)>=6 THEN 4050 4020 PRINT "YOU ARE NOW $100 RICHER." 4030 S=S+100 4040 GOTO 4070 4050 PRINT "IT'S PASTE. $25." 4060 S=S+25 4070 O=O*3 4080 RETURN 4090 PRINT "YOUR WAD IS SHOT. SO LONG, SUCKER!" 4100 END dude it took me like 2 minutes to find it. someone typed them all in here. A poorly scanned in and annoying version is here, and an equally horrific one here. You can buy a dead tree vesion on amazon, starting at $2.47... Also there is PCBasic, which promises to be very GWBasic'iey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me blame it on gates or something... this should work on qbasic... But I never verified, as I thought BasicA from MS-DOS 2.0 was more interesting. 2 PRINT TAB(33);"POKER" 4 PRINT TAB(15);"CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY" 6 PRINT: PRINT: PRINT 10 DIM A(50),B(15) 20 DEF FNA(X)INT(10*RND(1)) 30 DEF FNB(X)=X-100*INT(X/100) 40 PRINT "WELCOME TO THE CASINO. WE EACH HAVE $200." 50 PRINT "I WILL OPEN THE BETTING BEFORE THE DRAW; YOU OPEN AFTER." 60 PRINT "TO FOLD BET 0; TO CHECK BET .5." 70 PRINT "ENOUGH TALK -- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS." 80 PRINT 90 LET O=1 100 LET C=200 110 LET S=200 120 LET P=0 130 REM 140 PRINT 150 IF C<=5 THEN 3670 160 PRINT "THE ANTE IS $5. I WILL DEAL:" 170 PRINT 180 IF S>5 THEN 200 190 GOSUB 3830 200 LET P=P+10 210 LET S=S-5 220 LET C=C-5 230 FOR Z=1 TO 10 240 GOSUB 1740 250 NEXT Z 260 PRINT "YOUR HAND:" 270 N=1 280 GOSUB 1850 290 N=6 300 I=2 310 GOSUB 2170 320 PRINT 330 IF I<>6 THEN 470 340 IF FNA(0)<=7 THEN 370 350 LET X=11100 360 GOTO 420 370 IF FNA(0)<=7 THEN 400 380 LET X=11110 390 GOTO 420 400 IF FNA(0)>=1 THEN 450 410 X=11111 420 I=7 430 Z=23 440 GOTO 580 450 Z=1 460 GOTO 510 470 IF U>=13 THEN 540 480 IF FNA(0)>=2 THEN 500 490 GOTO 420 500 Z=0 510 K=0 520 PRINT "I CHECK." 530 GOTO 620 540 IF U<=16 THEN 570 550 Z=2 560 IF FNA(0)>=1 THEN 580 570 Z=35 580 V=Z+FNA(0) 590 GOSUB 3480 600 PRINT "I'LL OPEN WITH $"V 610 K=V 620 GOSUB 3050 630 GOSUB 650 640 GOTO 820 650 IF I<>3 THEN 760 660 PRINT 670 PRINT "I WIN." 680 C=C+P 690 PRINT "NOW I HAVE $"C"AND YOU HAVE $"S 700 PRINT "DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE"; 710 INPUT H$ 720 IF H$"YES" THEN 120 730 IF H$"NO" THEN 4100 740 PRINT "ANSWER YES OR NO, PLEASE." 750 GOTO 700 760 IF I<>4 THEN 810 770 PRINT 780 PRINT "YOU WIN." 790 S=S+P 800 GOTO 690 810 RETURN 820 PRINT 830 PRINT "NOW WE DRAW -- HOW MANY CARDS DO YOU WANT"; 840 INPUT T 850 IF T=0 THEN 980 860 Z=10 870 IF T<4 THEN 900 880 PRINT "YOU CAN'T DRAW MORE THAN THREE CARDS." 890 GOTO 840 900 PRINT "WHAT ARE THEIR NUMBERS:" 910 FOR Q=1 TO T 920 INPUT U 930 GOSUB 1730 940 NEXT Q 950 PRINT "YOUR NEW HAND:" 960 N=1 970 GOSUB 1850 980 Z=10+T 990 FOR U=6 TO 10 1000 IF INT(X/10^(U-6))<>10*INT(X/10^(U-5)) THEN 1020 1010 GOSUB 1730 1020 NEXT U 1030 PRINT 1040 PRINT "I AM TAKING"Z-10-T"CARD"; 1050 IF Z=11+T THEN 1090 1060 PRINT "S" 1070 PRINT 1080 GOTO 1100 1090 PRINT 1100 N=6 1110 V=I 1120 I=1 1130 GOSUB 2170 1140 B=U 1150 M=D 1160 IF V<>7 THEN 1190 1170 Z=28 1180 GOTO 1330 1190 IF I<>6 THEN 1220 1200 Z=1 1210 GOTO 1330 1220 IF U>=13 THEN 1270 1230 Z=2 1240 IF FNA(0)<>6 THEN 1260 1250 Z=19 1260 GOTO 1330 1270 IF U>=16 THEN 1320 1280 Z=19 1290 IF FNA(0)<>8 THEN 1310 1300 Z=11 1310 GOTO 1330 1320 Z=2 1330 K=0 1340 GOSUB 3050 1350 IF T<>.5 THEN 1450 1360 IF V=7 THEN 1400 1370 IF I<>6 THEN 1400 1380 PRINT "I'LL CHECK" 1390 GOTO 1460 1400 V=Z+FNA(0) 1410 GOSUB 3480 1420 PRINT "I'LL BET $"V 1430 K=V 1440 GOSUB 3060 1450 GOSUB 650 1460 PRINT 1470 PRINT "NOW WE COMPARE HANDS:" 1480 J$=H$ 1490 K$=I$ 1500 PRINT "MY HAND:" 1510 N=6 1520 GOSUB 1850 1530 N=1 1540 GOSUB 2170 1550 PRINT 1560 PRINT "YOU HAVE "; 1570 K=D 1580 GOSUB 3690 1590 H$=J$ 1600 I$=K$ 1610 K=M 1620 PRINT "AND I HAVE "; 1630 GOSUB 3690 1640 IF B>U THEN 670 1650 IF U>B THEN 780 1660 IF H$"A FLUS" THEN 1700 1662 IF FNB(M)<FNB(D) THEN 780<br> 1664 IF FNB(M)>FNB(D) THEN 670 1670 PRINT "THE HAND IS DRAWN." 1680 PRINT "ALL $"P"REMAINS IN THE POT." 1690 GOTO 140 1700 IF FNB(M)>FNB(D) THEN 670 1710 IF FNB(D)>FNB(M) THEN 780 1720 GOTO 1670 1730 Z=Z+1 1740 A(Z)100*INT(4*RND(1))+INT(100*RND(1)) 1750 IF INT(A(Z)/100)>3 THEN 1740 1760 IF A(Z)-100*INT(A(Z)/100)>12 THEN 1740 1765 IF Z=1 THEN 1840 1770 FOR K=1 TO Z-1 1780 IF A(Z)=A(K) THEN 1740 1790 NEXT K 1800 IF Z<=10 THEN 1840 1810 N=A(U) 1820 A(U)=A(Z) 1830 A(Z)=N 1840 RETURN 1850 FOR Z=N TO N+4 1860 PRINT Z"-- "; 1870 GOSUB 1950 1880 PRINT " OF"; 1890 GOSUB 2070 1900 IF Z/2<>INT(Z/2) THEN 1920 1910 PRINT 1920 NEXT Z 1930 PRINT 1940 RETURN 1950 K=FNB(A(Z)) 1960 IF K<>9 THEN 1980 1970 PRINT "JACK"; 1980 IF K<>10 THEN 2000 1990 PRINT "QUEEN"; 2000 IF K<>11 THEN 2020 2010 PRINT "KING"; 2020 IF K<>12 THEN 2040 2030 PRINT "ACE"; 2040 IF K>=9 THEN 2060 2050 PRINT K+2; 2060 RETURN 2070 K=INT(A(Z)/100) 2080 IF K<>0 THEN 2100 2090 PRINT " CLUBS", 2100 IF K<>1 THEN 2120 2110 PRINT " DIAMONDS", 2120 IF K<>2 THEN 2140 2130 PRINT " HEARTS", 2140 IF K<>3 THEN 2160 2150 PRINT " SPADES", 2160 RETURN 2170 U=0 2180 FOR Z=N TO N+4 2190 B(Z)=FNB(A(Z)) 2200 IF Z=N+4 THEN 2230 2210 IF INT(A(Z)/100)<>INT(A(Z+1)/100) THEN 2230 2220 U=U+1 2230 NEXT Z 2240 IF U<>4 THEN 2310 2250 X=11111 2260 D=A(N) 2270 H$"A FLUS" 2280 I$"H IN" 2290 U=15 2300 RETURN 2310 FOR Z=N TO N+3 2320 FOR K=Z+1 TO N+4 2330 IF B(Z)<=B(K) THEN 2390 2340 X=A(Z) 2350 A(Z)=A(K) 2360 B(Z)=B(K) 2370 A(K)=X 2380 B(K)=A(K)-100*INT(A(K)/100) 2390 NEXT K 2400 NEXT Z 2410 X=0 2420 FOR Z=N TO N+3 2430 IF B(Z)<>B(Z+1) THEN 2470 2440 X=X+11*10^(Z-N) 2450 D=A(Z) 2460 GOSUB 2760 2470 NEXT Z 2480 IF X<>0 THEN 2620 2490 IF B(N)+3<>B(N+3) THEN 2520 2500 X=1111 2510 U=10 2520 IF B(N+1)+3<>B(N+4) THEN 2620 2530 IF U<>10 THEN 2600 2540 U=14 2550 H$"STRAIG" 2560 I$"HT" 2570 X=11111 2580 D=A(N+4) 2590 RETURN 2600 U=10 2610 X=11110 2620 IF U>=10 THEN 2690 2630 D=A(N+4) 2640 H$"SCHMAL" 2650 I$"TZ, " 2660 U=9 2670 X=11000 2680 GOTO 2740 2690 IF U<>10 THEN 2720 2700 IF I=1 THEN 2740 2710 GOTO 2750 2720 IF U>12 THEN 2750 2730 IF FNB(D)>6 THEN 2750 2740 I=6 2750 RETURN 2760 IF U>=11 THEN 2810 2770 U=11 2780 H$"A PAIR" 2790 I$" OF " 2800 RETURN 2810 IF U<>11 THEN 2910 2820 IF B(Z)<>B(Z-1) THEN 2870 2830 H$"THREE" 2840 I$" " 2850 U=13 2860 RETURN 2870 H$"TWO P" 2880 I$"AIR, " 2890 U=12 2900 RETURN 2910 IF U>12 THEN 2960 2920 U=16 2930 H$"FULL H" 2940 I$"OUSE, " 2950 RETURN 2960 IF B(Z)<>B(Z-1) THEN 3010 2970 U=17 2980 H$"FOUR" 2990 I$" " 3000 RETURN 3010 U=16 3020 H$"FULL H" 3030 I$"OUSE, " 3040 RETURN 3050 G=0 3060 PRINT:PRINT "WHAT IS YOUR BET"; 3070 INPUT T 3080 IF T-INT(T)=0 THEN 3140 3090 IF K<>0 THEN 3120 3100 IF G<>0 THEN 3120 3110 IF T.5 THEN 3410 3120 PRINT "NO SMALL CHANGE, PLEASE." 3130 GOTO 3060 3140 IF S-G-T>0 THEN 3170 3150 GOSUB 3830 3160 GOTO 3060 3170 IF T<>0 THEN 3200 3180 I=3 3190 GOTO 3380 3200 IF G+T>=K THEN 3230 3210 PRINT "IF YOU CAN'T SEE MY BET, THEN FOLD." 3220 GOTO 3060 3230 G=G+T 3240 IF G=K THEN 3380 3250 IF Z<>1 THEN 3420 3260 IF G>5 THEN 3300 3270 IF Z>=2 THEN 3350 3280 V=5 3290 GOTO 3420 3300 IF Z=1 THEN 3320 3310 IF T<=25 THEN 3350 3320 I=4 3330 PRINT "I FOLD." 3340 RETURN 3350 IF Z=2 THEN 3430 3360 PRINT "I'LL SEE YOU." 3370 K=G 3380 S=S-G 3390 C=C-K 3400 P=P+G+K 3410 RETURN 3420 IF G>3*Z THEN 3350 3430 V=G-K+FNA(0) 3440 GOSUB 3480 3450 PRINT "I'LL SEE YOU, AND RAISE YOU"V 3460 K=G+V 3470 GOTO 3060 3480 IF C-G-V>=0 THEN 3660 3490 IF G<>0 THEN 3520 3500 V=C 3510 RETURN 3520 IF C-G>=0 THEN 3360 3530 IF (O/2)<>INT(O/2) THEN 3600 3540 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY BACK YOUR WATCH FOR $50"; 3550 INPUT J$ 3560 IF LEFT$(J$,1)"N" THEN 3600 3570 C=C+50 3580 O=O/2 3590 RETURN 3600 IF O/3<>INT(O/3) THEN 3670 3610 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY BACK YOUR TIE TACK FOR $50"; 3620 INPUT J$ 3630 IF LEFT$(J$,1)"N" THEN 3670 3640 C=C+50 3650 O=O/3 3660 RETURN 3670 PRINT "I'M BUSTED. CONGRATULATIONS!" 3680 STOP 3690 PRINT H$;I$; 3700 IF H$<>"A FLUS" THEN 3750 3710 K=INT(K/100) 3720 GOSUB 2080 3730 PRINT 3740 RETURN 3750 K=FNB(K) 3760 GOSUB 1960 3770 IF H$"SCHMAL" THEN 3790 3780 IF H$<>"STRAIG" THEN 3810 3790 PRINT " HIGH" 3800 RETURN 3810 PRINT "'S" 3820 RETURN 3830 PRINT 3840 PRINT "YOU CAN'T BET WITH WHAT YOU HAVEN'T GOT." 3850 IF O/2=INT(O/2) THEN 3970 3860 PRINT "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SELL YOUR WATCH"; 3870 INPUT J$ 3880 IF LEFT$(J$,1)"N" THEN 3970 3890 IF FNA(0)>=7 THEN 3930 3900 PRINT "I'LL GIVE YOU $75 FOR IT." 3910 S=S+75 3920 GOTO 3950 3930 PRINT "THAT'S A PRETTY CRUMMY WATCH - I'LL GIVE YOU $25." 3940 S=S+25 3950 O=O*2 3960 RETURN 3970 IF O/3<>INT(O/3) THEN 4090 3980 PRINT "WILL YOU PART WITH THAT DIAMOND TIE TACK": 3990 INPUT J$ 4000 IF LEFT$(J$,1)"N" THEN 4080 4010 IF FNA(0)>=6 THEN 4050 4020 PRINT "YOU ARE NOW $100 RICHER." 4030 S=S+100 4040 GOTO 4070 4050 PRINT "IT'S PASTE. $25." 4060 S=S+25 4070 O=O*3 4080 RETURN 4090 PRINT "YOUR WAD IS SHOT. SO LONG, SUCKER!" 4100 END ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me turns out it's identical. so what Id have to do is fire up some basic and 'fix' it... but for that effort I may as well port it to C or Pascal. It'd be funny as fuck to get Crawc0ck to port it to FORTRAN, but he'd just make excuses, then not do it, while bragging about how skilled he is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah always fun that too bad it always starts at the same time so the seed is kind of worthless.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOOK YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKER MY FATHER WAS IN THE NAVY ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stick of truth or frogg invaders. despite living in hong kong, I just couldn't get into sleeping dogs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BlackJack allow me to introduce 2 PRINT TAB(31);"BLACK JACK" 4 PRINT TAB(15);"CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY" 6 PRINT:PRINT:PRINT 10 DEF FNA(Q)=Q+11*(Q>=22) 20 DIM P(15,12),Q(15),C(52),D(52),T(8),S(7),B(15) 30 DIM R(15) 40 REM--P(I,J) IS THE JTH CARD IN HAND I, Q(I) IS TOTAL OF HAND I 50 REM--C IS THE DECK BEING DEALT FROM, D IS THE DISCARD PILE, 60 REM--T(I) IS THE TOTAL FOR PLAYER I, S(I) IS THE TOTAL THIS HAND FOR 70 REM--PLAYER I, B(I) IS TH BET FOR HAND I 80 REM--R(I) IS THE LENGTH OF P(I,*) 90 GOTO 1500 Black Jack 100 REM--SUBROUTINE TO GET A CARD. RESULT IS PUT IN X. 110 IF C<51 THEN 230 120 PRINT "RESHUFFLING" 130 FOR D=D TO 1 STEP -1 140 C=C-1 150 C(C)=D(D) 160 NEXT D 170 FOR C1=52 TO C STEP -1 180 C2=INT(RND(1)*(C1-C+1))+C 190 C3=C(C2) 200 C(C2)=C(C1) 210 C(C1)=C3 220 NEXT C1 230 X=C(C) 240 C=C+1 250 RETURN 300 REM--SUBROUTINE TO EVALUATE HAND I. TOTAL IS PUT INTO 310 REM--Q(I). TOTALS HAVE THE FOLLOWING MEANING: 320 REM-- 2-10...HARD 2-10 330 REM-- 11-21...SOFT 11-21 340 REM-- 22-32...HARD 11-21 350 REM-- 33+....BUSTED 360 Q=0 370 FOR Q2=1 TO R(I) 380 X=P(I,Q2) 390 GOSUB 500 400 NEXT Q2 410 Q(I)=Q 420 RETURN 500 REM--SUBROUTINE TO ADD CARD X TO TOTAL Q. 510 X1=X: IF X1>10 THEN X1=10: REM SAME AS X1=10 MIN X 520 Q1=Q+X1 530 IF Q>=11 THEN 590 540 IF X>1 THEN 570 550 Q=Q+11 560 RETURN 570 Q=Q1-11*(Q1>=11) 580 RETURN 590 Q=Q1-(Q<=21 AND Q1>21) 600 IF Q<33 THEN 620 610 Q=-1 620 RETURN 700 REM--CARD PRINTING SUBROUTINE 710 REM D$ DEFINED ELSEWHERE 720 PRINT MID$(D$,3*X-2,3); 730 PRINT " "; 740 RETURN 750 REM--ALTERNATIVE PRINTING ROUTINE 760 PRINT " ";MID$(D$,3*X-1,2); 770 PRINT " "; 780 RETURN 800 REM--SUBROUTINE TO PLAY OUT A HAND. 810 REM--NO SPLITTING OR BLACKJACKS ALLOWED 820 H1=5 830 GOSUB 1410 840 H1=3 850 ON H GOTO 950,930 860 GOSUB 100 870 B(I)=B(I)*2 880 PRINT "RECEIVED A"; 890 GOSUB 700 900 GOSUB 1100 910 IF Q>0 THEN GOSUB 1300 920 RETURN 930 GOSUB 1320 940 RETURN 950 GOSUB 100 960 PRINT "RECEIVED A"; 970 GOSUB 700 980 GOSUB 1100 990 IF Q<0 THEN 940 1000 PRINT "HIT"; 1010 GOTO 830 1100 REM--SUBROUTINE TO ADD A CARD TO ROW I 1110 R(I)=R(I)+1 1120 P(I,R(I))=X 1130 Q=Q(I) 1140 GOSUB 500 1150 Q(I)=Q 1160 IF Q>=0 THEN 1190 1170 PRINT "...BUSTED" 1180 GOSUB 1200 1190 RETURN 1200 REM--SUBROUTINE TO DISCARD ROW I 1210 IF R(I)<>0 THEN 1230 1220 RETURN 1230 D=D+1 1240 D(D)=P(I,R(I)) 1250 R(I)=R(I)-1 1260 GOTO 1210 1300 REM--PRINTS TOTAL OF HAND I 1310 PRINT 1320 AA=Q(I): GOSUB 3400 1325 PRINT "TOTAL IS";AA 1330 RETURN 1400 REM--SUBROUTINE TO READ REPLY 1410 REM I$ DEFINED ELSEWHERE 1420 INPUT H$: H$=LEFT$(H$,1) 1430 FOR H=1 TO H1 STEP 2 1440 IF H$=MID$(I$,H,1) THEN 1480 1450 NEXT H 1460 PRINT "TYPE ";MID$(I$,1,H1-1);" OR ";MID$(I$,H1,2);" PLEASE"; 1470 GOTO 1420 1480 H=(H+1)/2 1490 RETURN 1500 REM--PROGRAM STARTS HERE 1510 REM--INITIALIZE 1520 D$="N A 2 3 4 5 6 7N 8 9 10 J Q K" 1530 I$="H,S,D,/," 1540 FOR I=1 TO 13 1550 FOR J=4*I-3 TO 4*I 1560 D(J)=I 1570 NEXT J 1580 NEXT I 1590 D=52 1600 C=53 1610 PRINT "DO YOU WANT INSTRUCTIONS"; 1620 INPUT H$ 1630 IF LEFT$(H$,1)="N" OR LEFT$(H$,1)="n" THEN 1760 1640 PRINT "THIS IS THE GAME OF 21. AS MANY AS 7 PLAYERS MAY PLAY THE" 1650 PRINT "GAME. ON EACH DEAL, BETS WILL BE ASKED FOR, AND THE" 1660 PRINT "PLAYERS' BETS SHOULD BE TYPED IN. THE CARDS WILL THEN BE" 1670 PRINT "DEALT, AND EACH PLAYER IN TURN PLAYS HIS HAND. THE" 1680 PRINT "FIRST RESPONSE SHOULD BE EITHER 'D', INDICATING THAT THE" 1690 PRINT "PLAYER IS DOUBLING DOWN, 'S', INDICATING THAT HE IS" 1700 PRINT "STANDING, 'H', INDICATING HE WANTS ANOTHER CARD, OR '/'," 1710 PRINT "INDICATING THAT HE WANTS TO SPLIT HIS CARDS. AFTER THE" 1720 PRINT "INITIAL RESPONSE, ALL FURTHER RESPONSES SHOULD BE 'S' OR" 1730 PRINT "'H', UNLESS THE CARDS WERE SPLIT, IN WHICH CASE DOUBLING" 1740 PRINT "DOWN IS AGAIN PERMITTED. IN ORDER TO COLLECT FOR" 1750 PRINT "BLACKJACK, THE INITIAL RESPONSE SHOULD BE 'S'." 1760 PRINT "NUMBER OF PLAYERS"; 1770 INPUT N 1775 PRINT 1780 IF N<1 OR N>7 OR N>INT(N) THEN 1760 1790 FOR I=1 TO 8: T(I)=0: NEXT I 1800 D1=N+1 1810 IF 2*D1+C>=52 THEN GOSUB 120 1820 IF C=2 THEN C=C-1 1830 FOR I=1 TO N: Z(I)=0: NEXT I 1840 FOR I=1 TO 15: B(I)=0: NEXT I 1850 FOR I=1 TO 15: Q(I)=0: NEXT I 1860 FOR I=1 TO 7: S(I)=0: NEXT I 1870 FOR I=1 TO 15: R(I)=0: NEXT I 1880 PRINT "BETS:" 1890 FOR I=1 TO N: PRINT "#";I;: INPUT Z(I): NEXT I 1900 FOR I=1 TO N 1910 IF Z(I)<=0 OR Z(I)>500 THEN 1880 1920 B(I)=Z(I) 1930 NEXT I 1940 PRINT "PLAYER"; 1950 FOR I=1 TO N 1960 PRINT I;" "; 1970 NEXT I 1980 PRINT "DEALER" 1990 FOR J=1 TO 2 2000 PRINT TAB(5); 2010 FOR I=1 TO D1 2020 GOSUB 100 2030 P(I,J)=X 2040 IF J=1 OR I<=N THEN GOSUB 750 2050 NEXT I 2060 PRINT 2070 NEXT J 2080 FOR I=1 TO D1 2090 R(I)=2 2100 NEXT I 2110 REM--TEST FOR INSURANCE 2120 IF P(D1,1)>1 THEN 2240 2130 PRINT "ANY INSURANCE"; 2140 INPUT H$ 2150 IF LEFT$(H$,1)<>"Y" THEN 2240 2160 PRINT "INSURANCE BETS" 2170 FOR I=1 TO N: PRINT "#";I;: INPUT Z(I): NEXT I 2180 FOR I=1 TO N 2190 IF Z(I)<0 OR Z(I)>B(I)/2 THEN 2160 2200 NEXT I 2210 FOR I=1 TO N 2220 S(I)=Z(I)*(3*(-(P(D1,2)>=10))-1) 2230 NEXT I 2240 REM--TEST FOR DEALER BLACKJACK 2250 L1=1: L2=1 2252 IF P(D1,1)=1 AND P(D1,2)>9 THEN L1=0: L2=0 2253 IF P(D1,2)=1 AND P(D1,1)>9 THEN L1=0: L2=0 2254 IF L1<>0 OR L2<>0 THEN 2320 2260 PRINT:PRINT "DEALER HAS A";MID$(D$,3*P(D1,2)-2,3);" IN THE HOLE "; 2270 PRINT "FOR BLACKJACK" 2280 FOR I=1 TO D1 2290 GOSUB 300 2300 NEXT I 2310 GOTO 3140 2320 REM--NO DEALER BLACKJACK 2330 IF P(D1,1)>1 AND P(D1,1)<10 THEN 2350 2340 PRINT:PRINT "NO DEALER BLACKJACK." 2350 REM--NOW PLAY THE HANDS 2360 FOR I=1 TO N 2370 PRINT "PLAYER";I; 2380 H1=7 2390 GOSUB 1410 2400 ON H GOTO 2550,2410,2510,2600 2410 REM--PLAYER WANTS TO STAND 2420 GOSUB 300 2430 IF Q(I)<>21 THEN 2490 2440 PRINT "BLACKJACK" 2450 S(I)=S(I)+1.5*B(I) 2460 B(I)=0 2470 GOSUB 1200 2480 GOTO 2900 2490 GOSUB 1320 2500 GOTO 2900 2510 REM--PLAYER WANTS TO DOUBLE DOWN 2520 GOSUB 300 2530 GOSUB 860 2540 GOTO 2900 2550 REM--PLAYER WANTS TO BE HIT 2560 GOSUB 300 2570 H1=3 2580 GOSUB 950 2590 GOTO 2900 2600 REM--PLAYER WANTS TO SPLIT 2610 L1=P(I,1): IF P(I,1)>10 THEN L1=10 2612 L2=P(I,2): IF P(I,2)>10 THEN L2=10 2614 IF L1=L2 THEN 2640 2620 PRINT "SPLITTING NOT ALLOWED." 2630 GOTO 2370 2640 REM--PLAY OUT SPLIT 2650 I1=I+D1 2660 R(I1)=2 2670 P(I1,1)=P(I,2) 2680 B(I+D1)=B(I) 2690 GOSUB 100 2700 PRINT "FIRST HAND RECEIVES A"; 2710 GOSUB 700 2720 P(I,2)=X 2730 GOSUB 300 2740 PRINT 2750 GOSUB 100 2760 PRINT "SECOND HAND RECEIVES A"; 2770 I=I1 2780 GOSUB 700 2790 P(I,2)=X 2800 GOSUB 300 2810 PRINT 2820 I=I1-D1 2830 IF P(I,1)=1 THEN 2900 2840 REM--NOW PLAY THE TWO HANDS 2850 PRINT "HAND";1-(I>D1); 2860 GOSUB 800 2870 I=I+D1 2880 IF I=I1 THEN 2850 2890 I=I1-D1 2900 NEXT I 2910 GOSUB 300 2920 REM--TEST FOR PLAYING DEALER'S HAND 2930 FOR I=1 TO N 2940 IF R(I)>0 OR R(I+D1)>0 THEN 3010 2950 NEXT I 2960 PRINT "DEALER HAD A"; 2970 X=P(D1,2) 2980 GOSUB 700 2990 PRINT " CONCEALED." 3000 GOTO 3140 3010 PRINT "DEALER HAS A";MID$(D$,3*P(D1,2)-2,3);" CONCEALED "; 3020 I=D1 3030 AA=Q(I): GOSUB 3400 3035 PRINT "FOR A TOTAL OF";AA 3040 IF AA>16 THEN 3130 3050 PRINT "DRAWS"; 3060 GOSUB 100 3070 GOSUB 750 3080 GOSUB 1100 3090 AA=Q: GOSUB 3400 3095 IF Q>0 AND AA<17 THEN 3060 3100 Q(I)=Q-(Q<0)/2 3110 IF Q<0 THEN 3140 3120 AA=Q: GOSUB 3400 3125 PRINT "---TOTAL IS";AA 3130 PRINT 3140 REM--TALLY THE RESULT 3150 REM 3160 Z$="LOSES PUSHES WINS " 3165 PRINT 3170 FOR I=1 TO N 3180 AA=Q(I): GOSUB 3400 3182 AB=Q(I+D1): GOSUB 3410 3184 AC=Q(D1): GOSUB 3420 3186 S(I)=S(I)+B(I)*SGN(AA-AC)+B(I+D1)*SGN(AB-AC) 3188 B(I+D1)=0 3200 PRINT "PLAYER";I; 3210 PRINT MID$(Z$,SGN(S(I))*6+7,6);" "; 3220 IF S(I)<>0 THEN 3250 3230 PRINT " "; 3240 GOTO 3260 3250 PRINT ABS(S(I)); 3260 T(I)=T(I)+S(I) 3270 PRINT "TOTAL=";T(I) 3280 GOSUB 1200 3290 T(D1)=T(D1)-S(I) 3300 I=I+D1 3310 GOSUB 1200 3320 I=I-D1 3330 NEXT I 3340 PRINT "DEALER'S TOTAL=";T(D1) 3345 PRINT 3350 GOSUB 1200 3360 GOTO 1810 3400 AA=AA+11*(AA>=22): RETURN 3410 AB=AB+11*(AB>=22): RETURN 3420 AC=AC+11*(AC>=22): RETURN lol fuk me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fixed I think. well for me. you may have to do a shift f5. and remember to turn on CAPS LOCK ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why? python is just a fad language like perl. In a few more years it'll completely go by the wayside. Look at the fall of ruby. javascript would make more sense, but fuck java*. Dartmouth/GW forever! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well it's a new generation of trying to fix what ken thompson set out to do in the 1970's. Instead of fapping with birds, they are re-writing sed/awk/cut/csh and friends. I mean look at this shit. JUST LOOK AT IT!!!! [-]hastor [-1] -54 points 1 day ago (12&pipe;66) Sometimes I wonder why that software is written in C instead of Javascript. We would not see any of these bugs in Javascript. Yet we complain about the minuscle probability that keys can be extracted from DRAM by a competing process sampling cache access timing information unless we write everything in assembly. I think the risks the implementors are designing for are completely unproportional. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me via the magic of SIMH it'd be trivial to bring back. there are enough free/open FORTRAN things out there as well. shame your program is all but lost. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was quick sorry bro ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In honor of women's month, I bring to you virtual slot machine. Since my mom plays some gussied up slot machine thing on her iPad like there is no tomrrow. I mean she plays that thing like a motherfucker. If gay5 would let me embed shit, I'd crosscript this javascript XT emulator. But I can't. Anyways I took this ancient relic from 1973, and passed it through Microsoft Basic Compiler 2.00 from 1985. And here we are in 2014. 10 PRINT TAB(30);"SLOTS" 20 PRINT TAB(15);"CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY" 30 PRINT: PRINT: PRINT 100 REM PRODUCED BY FRED MIRABELLE AND BOB HARPER ON JAN 29, 1973 110 REM IT SIMULATES THE SLOT MACHINE. 120 PRINT "YOU ARE IN THE H&M CASINO,IN FRONT OF ONE OF OUR" 130 PRINT "ONE-ARM BANDITS. BET FROM $1 TO $100." 140 PRINT "TO PULL THE ARM, PUNCH THE RETURN KEY AFTER MAKING YOUR BET." 150 LET P=0 160 PRINT: PRINT"YOUR BET"; 170 INPUT M 180 IF M>100 THEN 860 190 IF M<1 THEN 880 200 M=INT(M) 210 GOSUB 1270 220 PRINT 230 LET X=INT(6*RND(1)+1) 240 LET Y=INT(6*RND(1)+1) 250 LET Z=INT(6*RND(1)+1) 260 PRINT 270 IF X=1 THEN 910 280 IF X=2 THEN 930 290 IF X=3 THEN 950 300 IF X=4 THEN 970 310 IF X=5 THEN 990 320 IF X=6 THEN 1010 330 IF Y=1 THEN 1030 340 IF Y=2 THEN 1050 350 IF Y=3 THEN 1070 360 IF Y=4 THEN 1090 370 IF Y=5 THEN 1110 380 IF Y=6 THEN 1130 390 IF Z=1 THEN 1150 400 IF Z=2 THEN 1170 410 IF Z=3 THEN 1190 420 IF Z=4 THEN 1210 430 IF Z=5 THEN 1230 440 IF Z=6 THEN 1250 450 IF X=Y THEN 600 460 IF X=Z THEN 630 470 IF Y=Z THEN 650 480 PRINT 490 PRINT "YOU LOST." 500 LET P=P-M 510 PRINT "YOUR STANDINGS ARE $"P 520 PRINT "AGAIN"; 530 INPUT A$ 540 IF A$"Y" THEN 160 550 PRINT 560 IF P<0 THEN 670 570 IF P=0 THEN 690 580 IF P>0 THEN 710 590 GOTO 1350 600 IF Y=Z THEN 730 610 IF Y=1 THEN 820 620 GOTO 1341 630 IF Z=1 THEN 820 640 GOTO 470 650 IF Z=1 THEN 820 660 GOTO 1341 670 PRINT "PAY UP! PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MONEY ON THE TERMINAL." 680 GOTO 1350 690 PRINT"HEY, YOU BROKE EVEN." 700 GOTO 1350 710 PRINT "COLLECT YOUR WINNINGS FROM THE H&M CASHIER." 720 GOTO 1350 730 IF Z=1 THEN 780 740 PRINT: PRINT"*TOP DOLLAR" 750 PRINT "YOU WON!" 760 P(((10*M)+M)+P) 770 GOTO 510 780 PRINT:PRINT" takes too long and they are too slow... ive always pumped my own in NJ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GNUTLS found vulnerable boy, does this look familiar. lib/x509/verify.c (+10/-6) 141 141 if (result < 0) 142 142 { 143 143 gnutls_assert (); 144 goto cleanup; 144 goto fail; 145 145 } 146 146 147 147 result = ... ... 150 150 if (result < 0) 151 151 { 152 152 gnutls_assert (); 153 goto cleanup; 153 goto fail; 154 154 } 155 155 156 156 result = ... ... 158 158 if (result < 0) 159 159 { 160 160 gnutls_assert (); 161 goto cleanup; 161 goto fail; 162 162 } 163 163 164 164 result = ... ... 166 166 if (result < 0) 167 167 { 168 168 gnutls_assert (); 169 goto cleanup; 169 goto fail; 170 170 } 171 171 172 172 /* If the subject certificate is the same as the issuer ... ... 206 206 else 207 207 gnutls_assert (); 208 208 209 fail: 209 210 result = 0; 210 211 211 212 cleanup: ... ... 331 331 gnutls_datum_t cert_signed_data = { NULL, 0 }; 332 332 gnutls_datum_t cert_signature = { NULL, 0 }; 333 333 gnutls_x509_crt_t issuer = NULL; 334 int issuer_version, result; 334 int issuer_version, result = 0; 335 335 336 336 if (output) 337 337 *output = 0; ... ... 364 364 if (issuer_version < 0) 365 365 { 366 366 gnutls_assert (); 367 return issuer_version; 367 return 0; 368 368 } 369 369 370 370 if (!(flags & GNUTLS_VERIFY_DISABLE_CA_SIGN) && ... ... 386 386 if (result < 0) 387 387 { 388 388 gnutls_assert (); 389 result = 0; 389 390 goto cleanup; 390 391 } 391 392 ... ... 395 395 if (result < 0) 396 396 { 397 397 gnutls_assert (); 398 result = 0; 398 399 goto cleanup; 399 400 } 400 401 ... ... 413 413 else if (result < 0) 414 414 { 415 415 gnutls_assert(); 416 result = 0; 416 417 goto cleanup; 417 418 } 418 419 subverted by the same guy I saw changelogs going back to 2005 with this shit in there... so surprise it's been vuln for quite some time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me goto fail gnutls was just exposed having a misplaced goto fail in their source too. everyone was shitting on apple for forking tls/ssl stuff, turns out the gnu version is fucked too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn I didn't even see it. what was it? another manifesto? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That means I'd have to install 8.1 yeesh. In the old days it was a matter of renaming/stripping the shell... I wonder if you could, say drop in the shell from NT 4.0 or 95.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so many people run 7 right now it shouldn't be an issue. last night my wife came home with a laptop from work.. but it's just regular version 8. I wonder if that step up to 8.1 is already over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Did you know March is women's month? That's right! So here we go, and concise download set to honour Crawford & women programmers, the Microsoft Programmer's Library. I'M ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Needed Software of the Era: Microsoft Windows Microsoft OS/2 Microsoft Flight Simulator Microsoft MS-DOS Microsoft LAN Manager/SQL Server Microsoft MASM Microsoft C Microsoft Visual C++ Microsoft Fortran Microsoft Pascal Microsoft Basic. Because this is for women, I've omitted Doom v1.1, 1.2, 1.666, 1.9, and Ultimate Doom. Maybe I need to do some intro to programming thing for women. Maybe I'll have some fun. Also in here, misogynists who don't want women to program. It's not much of a programming thing sorry. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure the fine people at vetus can hook you up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure you could although the vast majority of it is on floppy disks.... but for software archeology there is a shittone of stuff in here. check my old diaries for a nicer breakdown.... 'software' tag I think. or Microsoft. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i fucked up here is ms-dos https:/mega.co.nz#!E51UlDKY!WbrilHjTcs5LVxI8cTO8IHGG0XgHmJC8fu83fXpkjlE ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember amerika good, world bad. source: my dad was in the US Navy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah, java a universe of stability. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me every time you install it, it warns you over 3 billion devices use java. caveat emptor. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can't say Im "consfused" they both have ever shifting api's and compatibility, A JVM from 10 years ago won't run anything out today, and 10 year old javascript won't work on any thing today. "java" just means it won't work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how so? both are inept. I think it's an excellent naming convention, both are totally fucking useless. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oracle bought sun to sue google. but it was a bullshitty lawsuit. They just saw how they could trip up MS and hoped to do the same to android. google has their NaCl thing going on. It's happening, but it needs a 'server' component... I mean node.js is a thing, so I'd hope something similar is in NaCl's future. fuck java, I'm not having to support it now, so I just uninstall'ed that insecure POS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure the English felt the same way In 1915 as well ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn. Im doing training on Cali time so I know I'll be napping during my 'day'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me PBUH God dam, this was four years ago. So in record Crawfordian turn-around-time FroggConsulting Inc is born. No doubt it will be staffed with the best of the best, and have an ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS board this time, unlike last. I am PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING. Thanks to Blastar, I snagged the RPG maker thing for $17. It's fucking overwhelming though. I guess I should have looked at the demo, but then agin the retail price is like 70+.... So $17 isn't so bad. Apparently it's all scripted with Ruby. I fucking hate ruby. But then I found out that the source code to the engine is available here, so I can extend it with my own stuff. Maybe glue it to a CPU emulator so I can use C, or Fortran or whatever. I wonder if I'd need a debugger. Oh well I need to run through the tutorial, before I conspire about adding something gimickey. conspire I thought male prostitution was illegal. ha ha. It seems all the good 80386 and 68000 emulation cores are only 'free' for non-commerical use. so Ill either have to write my own or keep on looking for a truely free core. Or plan B make my own. I hear PDP-8 instruction set's are simple, but then it's a matter of OS/compiler.... 8080 looks like as much work as doing an 8086. PDP-11? VAX? I know the 68000 is a clusterfuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh sure it looks easy when you program, but on the otherside, when you have to anticipate, it's a bigger deal. Probably why there are no free ones. qemu is too damned big. Im surprised you never did embed a 68000 emulator into everytghing so you can keep on using it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news. I just found out that minivmac is GPL. http://minivmac.sourceforge.net/doc-3.0/license.html this includes 68020 support of all things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you! just got to keep doing what you are doing, as it's the right thing. I just can't focus anymore, because I don't give a shit. too bad crawford can't compose, he could make BGM tracks and sell them for a buck or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who is he like some black blues guitarist or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 20k huh thats 19,995 more than egil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but where would that leave crawford's fedora tipping fantasies? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe face-suck would have bought gay5 if photos had been allowed.... it's all about the photos. and global exposure. mumble could do the valuation on that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hk tv sucks balls the new 'movies' aren't far behind. firestorm was "ok" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firestorm_(2013_film) but not that good. and then we got this massive piece of shit, 'out of inferno' which was just a rip off of that old shitty firefighter movie from the west + armagedon (the shitty bruce willis asteroid movie) they even did scenes 1:1 from armagedon. so really fuck asian cinema, it blows balls. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh FFS It was kitten day a few days ago. Obituary Andrew (Andy) Morris Zebrowitz, born July 27, 1979, passed away Sunday evening, February 14, 2010 at Emory University Hospital. He is survived by his mother Cyndy Newcomer, father Michael Zebrowitz, sister Robin Zebrowitz Harpak and her husband Dotan Zebrowitz Harpak, stepfather Robert E. Newcomer, stepmother Kathy Aldan, grandmother Rosalyn Felheimer, and aunts, uncles, and cousins, all of whom loved him deeply. Andy lived in East Cobb County for 29 of his 30 years and graduated from Pope High School. All his life, Andy marched to the beat of his own drummer, amusing (and sometimes irritating) his family and his many friends with his wry humor and mischievous pranks. Andy was known for his deep, melodious voice and his unique way of expressing himself, both verbally and in writing. Known to his friends as "Kitten," Andy was a very talented writer who entertained people from all over the world with his website, www.mirrorshades.org, filled with his unique observations and his rants against conformity as well as his specially chosen musical selections. As a last generous gesture, Andy chose to be an organ donor, so that others may experience the joy of life that was his for nearly 31 years. The family wishes to express its gratitude to the amazing medical personnel at Emory University Hospital's Neuro ICU. Nigga OD'd on cocaine 4 years ago. wow in a jar next to his sword, on his mom's fireplace. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Do men have books? I have a confession: I have man books. It's not because I'm fat-I had them even when I was severely underweight. I remember that I floated on my back in a pool one day as a child; my brother's friend said that I had books. Another time, a friend of a friend said that my books felt like a woman's. She even let me touch hers to compare. We fucked that night, but I wasn't at the top of my game; I was preoccupied with the fear that I was somehow a freak of nature. Am I though? I realize more and more that I'm not the retarded Android using freak that I think I am. I can read much quicker than most people; my teeth still look good even if they don't compare to what I see in fashion magazines; I even find that I'm not as melodramatic as most people are anymore. Do guys have books too though? I've been looking at the books of guys the entire day, but too many have jackets that conceal things. Of the two men I could see, one didn't, but that's because he had a fat gut; the other, however, had books. Was he an anomaly or the norm? On an unrelated note, should I masturbate before I go on this date with this girl? If we have sex, I want to last as long as I possibly can; I don't want to prematurely ejaculate, which I might, since she has big books. My ex didn't. :( I find that my main hindrance in life is the Internet. It's now clear that if I allow the Internet into my apartment, that I will never do any of the things I plan to do. The problem is that my lesbian roommate uses the Internet too, so I can't cancel it. Besides that, I also work from home, so I need the Internet. I feel like the solution is within reach though. Perhaps it will help if I admit that I am addicted to the Internet. Sure, it doesn't keep me from completing my responsibilities, but it keeps me from completing my ambitions, which are much more important. I am addicted, because the Internet feeds something vague in me. I wish PlayStation, pornography, and people could fill it but they haven't so far. What could it be? Is it just a desire for stimulation? A desire for drama? I do find I spend most of my Internet time reading nerd virgins acting like retards. What could that mean? tl;dr I'd rather read about holly's hopping haloopia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HELLO, MCFLY Here you are, clearly addicted. Even one week trying to thurler yourself and you are still here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh what? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was weird. still not sure how to phrase it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she let me put it in all the way no weird like then she wants to invite some other "couple" with us.... but the guy is a closeted homo, and his 'long term gf' is a virgin.. like so weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh Egil! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no also cancel bug. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he done what now? Is gitmo still open for business? ok right. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was an advertising campaign so he used afganistan's finest export heroin. which is good because, you got to get the kids into heroin. but he also juiced it with syria's finest export Fentanyl. It's for the kids, you know? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apparently the thames if flooding worst flood since 1947. wow, remember all the SUV's being driven around in the 1940's? I know it wasn't the j00 gas, bombs, and nukes. speaking of wwii they disarmed a bomb here, a late present from the americans. there I said it, bomb. Do we pretend 1947 didn't happen? How does this factor into 'climate change' when it was 'climate same' back then? Where was the hysteria??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad we can't blame the germans. again and again. or can we? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all those automobiles and cocaine binges of the 1920's ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and war. war never changes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is why you are a collosal tit because you have no connection to popular media. Also take your television ways, and share them with likeminded people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Cold & Hungry adventures I saw this gem on another site: I worked at ACORN back in '04. One thing they did was find emergency housing for people that needed it. Probably 90% of the people who needed it were just down on their luck, or bad with money, but not bad people. But the 10% that was scary and/or mentally ill made it a very scary place to work. I was sexually assaulted twice and one of the men tried to kidnap me. He had me partway in his car before a couple of other people pulled me out. It was particularly terrifying because he didn't speak to me or acknowledge me at all. He just came up behind me, started kissing my neck and groping me, and then dragging me to his car. He didn't hit or threaten me. It was like I was literally an object he was trying to put in his car. Another woman who worked there had a sister who worked with the homeless and had similar experiences until she was murdered by a homeless man a couple of years prior to me working there. I've thought about trying to volunteer with a homeless shelter, but the thought of going through that again literally makes it difficult for me to breathe because I get so scared. Sometimes we forget just how dangerous the mentally ill are. wot m8? You don't 68000? you know the one the megadrive/genesis ran on? Blast processing and MDC approved TCP/IP! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you tried drinking bleach? 4/5 kurons recommend it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh mitsumi ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me USSR? huh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it was some md doing residency Wow. Such old. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ask linus that fucking bullshit 'drivers' on linux and why people will cook a distro just for fucking drivers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty much what I've seen time and time again. Just as the 'surface' is really great, but for some reason nobody is buying them. When I got to HK nearly a year ago they were up front and being demo'd. I never saw anyone buy them. Since MS had to take that billion dollar writedown in unsold surfaces they've all been whisked away. MS is so committed to ribbons, and metro that, damn the user all the way. Funny how they are busy destroying their only real money maker which is office/windows. Soon the only profitable group in MS will be the lawyers how they prey on android phones. Hell the frivolous lawsuits on android make more than their online shit + xbone. And nobody wants to admit that all the money they spent to kill sega hardware has been utterly unprofitable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the uk is stepping their game. soon it'll be about as desirable as the usa. I hear canada is a motherfucker to get into too, now that they've started using american style uniforms/tactics. I hope I never have to go back to the 'free' world, it's too much of a police state. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where is the sex bots? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hhr human human robot threeway. geez! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me iscsi or some smb shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all you are doing is making rusty rich. also, openstack. you are doing it all wrong. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me From the other site OP, first, good luck to you. It'll be the longest 6 months of your life. Some tips: -Read a lot. Seriously, grab anything you can and read it. Even if its some crappy Harlequin story or some boring 600 page Russian novel. It'll keep you busy because boredom will become your biggest enemy. 6 months feels like 6 years when you can literally hear each second ticking by in slow motion and you only have your thoughts and regrets to keep you company. -You may be a cool guy, but even in county lock-up there will be dicks with chips on their shoulders. They are pissed they are there (or back in there) You might not even mean to offend someone and end up doing so. Best way to avoid that is to simply keep quiet. The less your mouth moves, the safer you'll be. -You'll find friends. I don't mean that in a funny ha-ha way either. They'll be some other guys like you in for some petty or stupid stuff. They don't want to hassle anyone either, and those are good people to get in with. You'll meet them during food breaks. Don't sweat it, everybody wants friends, its natural. Prison is like high school though, there are cliques, just some of these cliques would gladly body slam you onto concrete. -Even among your new "friends" don't give out too much personal information. Some of these guys are financial scammers that are no threat to you on the inside, but outside is a different story. You might get tight with someone and be tempted to get in touch with them on the outside after your sentences are done. Don't do it. You were both in there for a reason. Move on with your life, don't let that element be a part of your new start. -Probation: You'll probably have probation once you finish your time: Admiral Akbar said it best: IT'S A TRAP! If you miss one probation meeting, lose one piece of their paperwork, get a single parking ticket, even get pulled over, they can and might send you back to jail all over again. Probation is a minefield. Fear it more than prison. If your lawyer can arrange it, see if they will trade a few extra weeks in jail vs. 2-5 years of probation. I now that sounds insane, but trust me, it's a fantastic bargain. Probation sucks beyond words; they show up at your work, they pee test you on demand, it is just a nightmare. Avoid it if you can, even at the expense of a longer term. Counter-intuitive, but its true. -***The food is purposely designed to make you constipated! It is high in salt and low in moisture because the Achilles heel of all prison staff is the potential for inmates with diarrhea. This is done on purpose for sanitary reasons, but it is going to be a big inconvenience for you, so just know that going in. Drink plenty of fluids. Also, a prison saying goes, "sleep late, gain weight". It's easy to get fat in jail because you eat regularly but get almost no physical activity. Watch out for that. Food is currency by the way. Don't like that imitation "apple sauce" on your plate? Someone else loves it and will gladly trade you for something you do like. Better yet, give it away as a grand gesture and build good will. Just say to them "hey, you can help me out one day", but don't ever cash that chip in. Being beholden on the inside means a lot to some people. **COMMISSARY:. This is an "account" that your family/friends can put money into so that once a month you can buy certain items. You'll already be provided with basics like soap & toothpaste, but other luxuries like dandruff shampoo, small candies, etc you have to buy with money from your account. Not everyone has someone on the outside to fund their Commissary account, so be careful about scammers that want you to order stuff for them and will "pay it back". They won't. Tell them you used up all your funds already and nobody outside will put more in. Phone calls: Your mom or dad might want to visit you. DO NOT LET THEM. Do something right for once in your life and don't make your friends/family go to jail to visit you. Just talk to them on the phone. You will hate yourself forever if you have to think that your mom or dad had to stand in line waiting to get frisked before being allowed into the video conferencing room full of crack whores trying to talk to their locked up pimps. Your cell: You might have one to yourself, you might have bunk-beds and a roomie, but if you are in county (not state prison), you will probably be living in an open-plan communal "pod" with bunk beds everywhere. You might get to pick your bed, you might not, it depends on the prison. If you get to pick, always go for the lower bunk, always. The bunks are high and to get down you have to drop, there are no "stairs" or footholds. You could bend an ankle. At best you are going to make a loud "thump" that wakes up your roomie. If your roomie doesn't like you, <insert meme here> "You're gonna have a bad time. Don't believe the sexual attack stories: Yes, of course they happen, but you are in prison. You are being video monitored 24/7, everyone's activities being tracked constantly. They make these places so that you DONT have anywhere that is "private" or unseen. That means they can and do monitor you while you are bathing or taking a dump. Your privacy is gone, accept that now. You will be taking dumps in full few of either your roommate, the entire pod, certainly video monitors which can be female guards, etc. When you come out, it is the thing you will treasure most; a long dump in the privacy of your bathroom with the door closed. FEMALE GUARDS are common in mens prisons. They are allowed to monitor you during your showers, bathroom time, sometimes even during strip searches. Most are not hot and most have attitudes so that you know they mean business. This will be the most embarrassing part of your jail stay. Sorry. Be ultra-polite to them, no flirting. The other guards treat them like their little sisters. Fuck with one or show to much affection to one and the male guards will make your life miserable. How come there is no Frogg's guide to prison? my one regret is I can only give you a 3.00 ... this should be a 50++.. Crawford is so far in left field, fucking blastar is talking 100% pure sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great so now they'll fuck the dog, then blow it up to get people interested in keeping the occupation of Afganistan going. Also where the fuck does one 'twitter' there. Its a fucking rock. this is so full of fucking bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Cold, Hungry and infested It has been a few days now since we've been graced with Crawford. So does this mean he has met his end? the $30 iphone was a ruse to roll him for his macbook pro? He died from exposure? i see frogg lawyer is back in action its too bad you don't have anywhere to store these books. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you ignorant mother fucker! you know god damned well he cannot do this, because, you see Crawford has enemies. And they will do anything to sully the good name that is oggfrogwarplife. They will alter the source code, and introduce bugs making the most beautiful bug free fantastic software ever just another shitware download. You must remember his foes: Laraza Tina Drobo The thought police The guy who makes his own machine guns The Russian malfia The Chinese The Nigerians And many, many more who will stop at nothing to halt the impending release of oggfrogwarplife. For this reason the only safe place would be a server that MDC controls, along with a new domain name. Naturally only a single month will be paid up on the server, during which time an OS may or may not be installed. It should also be obvious that a VPS will not do, as the GSB can break those, and compromise the host, so warplife must be housed on a dedicated server. G-d all mighty has personally spoken to Crawford about this, and there is no bending from G-d's word. Just ask the temple os guy. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm always amazed how people gloss over IBM's involvement in the whole thing. Of course they were never 'punished'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you clicked the link you'd know that this is the wrong crawford caught up in the software problem.org ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Heh so not only do crawfords sleep through deadlines, they like stimulants too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me every time MS is in a panic they panic to hydrabad. SO now they went to india to pluck out a steve jobs wanaabe. it's too fucking funny ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think I found his car. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Happy monday. I think I found a picture of mumble on the intertubes. he looks as every bit a scruffy python 'programmer' ought to be. god damn, I almost miss the gay5 bbs. almost. picture is from the late 80's though you know BBS shite. so he's got less mess to be stuck in. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i guess you heard the news some piece of shit, Philip Seymour Hoffman took his own life, leaving behind three small children. what a selfish fuck. nothing of any value was lost to the world, but the world was lost for three children. yawn I heard some place in the city had the game starting at 5am. I woke up at 11, and really didn't give a shit. I could have made it but... I didn't give a shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me our monkeys are left without ball games. so sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's the japdog terrorists Since they emulate their masters ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me solving the meatware problem I bet he wishes he was a refditor http://www.reddit.com/r/baltimore/comments/1wa3sk/offering_linux_help_expertise_ for_blankets_food/cf18s08?context=3 Damn. wtf is mlp anyways? my little pony? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is not an emergency But you can record me making death threats... That reminds me, he must be making 911 calls during his deep debug process ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i cant watch it in asia so not interested. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well the other thing is that I don't give a fuck about either team. I'd rather re-watch the 4 times the bills went to the stupid bowl, back to back... back to back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she prefers to play receiver... go deep! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the english part of china. but we don't even BBC here. :'( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What do you call someone who is 'onboard' with the programme? why, a team player, of course! So US American Nazis shut down freedom of speech on 163 web sites, and stole $21.6 million in NFL counterfeit gear. Team Players, indeed. So, is there any doubt who has control of the USAmerican beast? sorry we don't do casual debuggers MDC lives with bugs, he cultivates them, nutures them with his own blood, sweat(ty asshole) and tears. Then, when it is time he painstakingly debugs himself, and sets them free to start a new colony. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Pascal is for niggers Can you believe what this nigger, Terrence Andrew Davis had to say about Nicholas Worth's baby? He's like a certain super debugger here, except he's got housing sorted out, and ships code. If you want a language handed-down from God, try HolyC. Could you imagine a Crawford who not only ships, but has crazy shit to ship too? So the hypothetical would be if oggfrogg were usable, could it play rap music, you know for niggas? like a rolling stone? $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jabba had moobs? I know he had half naked dancers chained to him, and bounty hunters and tonnes of money. although he didn't exist either. I think jabba was just lucases ID punishing his EGO ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me take it easy and keep on not being crawford. He's debugging his underwear. I'm not even fucking kidding. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just be forewarned that it'll make you a victim of the 'special treatment'. Are you ready for such a thing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I miss the days when Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton were the centre of media distractions. Now it's all this justice beaver. America is truly gay now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me One cannot write the holy grail that is what makes it holy, that it is unattainable. which is why he can't ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure when he finds god his name will be Allah, and his name will be praised. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the parasites must have consumed him. or he was another victim of hobo games. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just threw up a in my mouth jesus christ. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pediculicide TL;DR is they don't work. Now my fucking head is itching, my legs are itching, my back itches like crazy. Just reading about this shit has gotten me super grossed out. I had bedbugs once. I threw out my bed, all my clothes, towels... everything with fabric. I even pulled the wallpaper off the walls. I bombed the shit out of the apartment. It was the most humiliating and disgusting thing I'd happen as it's embarrassing to say I've had parasites. Instead we get: ----------------------- I'm not sure I follow your argument. I'm the happiest I've ever been, with drug addict, and mentally ill friends, living with pediculosis disorder, and all that jazz. Happier than a pig in shit. Care to elucidate? ----------------------- Dear god, from 160k a year as a respected person with a mental disorder, to a bug ridden derelict. he has become the MacOS 6 of people. even the superdebugger is overwhelmed with them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me his favorite shelter the one with the tents, and parasites, is a muslim charity... so he's half way to that anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Got to keep that six week cycle and they love to recruit the mentally ill, as they are easily impressionable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny you mention that I live out in the country, and have none of the above. phew. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me salary is like stability which you don't have. also why do you constantly resign in protest? It sure sounds like a fear of success... or people finding out you are an impostor. But maybe it's another symtom of your illness. or another one. Would you rather be fixing sony products and making consumers happy, enriching the stock, and looking respectible or searching your clothing for lave and bugs. jesus, what the fuck. Instead of being the example of how not to end up homeless, locked in the bathroom examining your underwear for louse, well here we are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what a coincidence. i don't like Obama, or Republicans. I don't like Democrats either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what good stuff would this be? China becoming #1 in the world, or that 'two week war in Syria' that is ongoing and now costing billions of dollars? That the US has been outed and the NSA's #1 priority is industrial espionage (economic warfare) protecting the government, then the US ... terrorists is #4. The drug running deals too are also a good US American victory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did someone replace Obama's cocaine with folgers crystals? Not that captain obvious is going to change any of it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Makefiles as G-d and Nature Intended Them. Dear Friends, Please pay rapt attention and listen carefully. I had to go to Hell and Back to learn this Valuable Lesson. I don't want to have to say it twice: GNU auotoconf is a Tool of the Devil. Here is a incredibly effective strategy to get your box rooted by The Russian Mob, the Defense Ministry of the People's Republic of China or the occasional Nigerian Sole Proprietor: $ ./configure; make; sudo make install Even if that doesn't plant intentional MalWare on your computer there are all_kinds of ways the abovementioned command line can result in an inadvertent Denial of Service. autoconf only works if your platform support GNU Make as well as a POSIX-compliant shell, with the host operating system also being reasonably POSIX compliant. What that means is that it is completely useless for embedded devices, the Classic Mac OS, or any manner of platform that Pope Richard didn't envision as one day Ascending Bodily Into Heaven. I haven't actually tried for a while, but recall that when I first joined the Clang and LLVM Developers lists, I struggled for weeks to build our entire toolchain from an anonymous Subversion checkout, on 32-Bit Ubuntu 11.04, without previously installing the prebuilt Clang or LLVM binaries. My objective for going to all that trouble was to determine whether it was even possible to bootstrap LLVM from GCC; I determined that, on my particular box anyway, it was utterly impossible. It wasn't because our C++ source would compile, but there was some manner of really bizarre and so completely intractable bug in some of the configure scripts used to bootstrap GCC, before even attempting to build LLVM with that GCC that I tried, yet strictly speaking failed to bootstrap. A far, far more effective way to achieve Cross-Platform as well as Damn-Near Trouble Free builds is to employ the methods designed by Andy Green of The Electric Magic Company with his ZooLib C++ Cross-Platform Application Framework: http://www.zoolib.org/ ZooLib enables one to build quite complex GUI applications, databases as well as network clients and servers for a whole bunch of different platforms just by rebuilding for each platform, all with little or no change to the client source base. It will work all the way from a 1992 Apple MacPlus running System 7 through a 64-Bit Lion OS Box, Windows 95 on an 80386 through Windows 8 Ultimate on a Core Quad Xeon, and on to an iOS 5 iPad as well a BlackBerry - all with just one set of client source. The older bindings of ZooLib for the Mac were Carbon and so C based, but when Apple deprecated Carbon and so announced that one could not hope to run a 64-Bit Carbon executable on Mac OS X, it took Andy less than a month to write a Cocoa binding for ZooLib that does 64-Bit just fine. But once he had done that port, it was not hard at all to port ZooLib to iOS as well. I myself learned how to write Cross-Platform code in large part by working with ZooLib. That had the eventual result that I learned how to write Makefiles as G-d and Nature Intended Makefiles to be Written: libmdc: Mike Crawford's C++ Memory Management and Testing Library http://www.dulcineatech.com/source-code/libmdc/ http://www.dulcineatech.com/source-code/libmdc/current/README.txt http://www.dulcineatech.com/source-code/libmdc/current/Makefile http://www.dulcineatech.com/source-code/libmdc/current/CPPUnit.mk http://www.dulcineatech.com/source-code/libmdc/current/CPPUnit.t.mk http://www.dulcineatech.com/source-code/libmdc/current/HeaderCheck.cpp I used HeaderCheck.cpp to debug some syntax errors in my headers that led to fatal compile errors. libmdc is distributed under the terms of the Boost Software License - Version 1.0: http://www.dulcineatech.com/source-code/libmdc/current/LICENSE_1_0.txt One might at first regard the Boost License as the same as the MIT or X Consortium License. While broadly similar in intent and effect, the two license are in reality significantly different. For example, the MIT License only grants rights to individual people, while the Boost License grants rights to both people and organizations. Thus, strictly speaking Apple, Sun, Oracle, Google and the like are infringing Copyright by distributing commercially-backed builds of X11, because only individuals may do that, not corporations. It is because The Law is chock-full of full of twisty little pedantic passages all alike just like these two licenses that one does well not to write one's own source license without the advice of counsel as well as lots of time for extensive discussion among the developer community. The last release of libmdc was on November 12, 2005. That version built with some ancient version of 32-Bit GCC on Fedora Core 4 as well as PowerPC Mac OS X 3.9. I've been wantings for aeons to bring libmdc completely Up-To-Date, to support lots more toolchains and platforms, as well as what occured to me only just last night, which is to enable the user to explicitly specify which ISO Standard Revision Level to support for both C++ and C: STD_CXX=CXX_2011 STD_C=C_1989 Defining the above two lines in the Makefile, or on the make command line, would enable C++11's move symantics, while at the same time preprocessing completely away any mention of the C99 "restrict" keyword in libmdc's sources. Strictly speaking, C++ 2011 requires C 1999, but one's client source code need not use any features of C99; that's where I got the idea to permit one to choose the Standard Revision Levels of the two languages completely independently. Other than updating the contact info in the README.txt and the top-level Makefile, as well is moving its homepage from my previous company's domain to that of my present company, I have not yet altered the 2005 source in any way. Doing just that is the main focus of my work today. Just for now, I'll put off trying to get Clang or LLVM to bootstrap all by my lonesome, but will instead use the packages provided by Apple Xcode, Ubuntu, Cygwin, and for MingW on Windows. I also have plans to support Visual Studio 2005 as well as the current - 2010 I think - edition of Visual C++ Express. More or less, I expect I will support every compiler and platform I can lay may greedy hands on. Even very, very expensive tools such as Freescale CodeWarrior or Texas Instruments Code Composer Studio are provided as free as in beer downloads for evaluation purposes. The limits imposed by such demo versions wouldn't give me any trouble with libmdc. I'm not sure yet when I'll be issuing my next release of libmdc, but it will be Real Soon Now. I'll post a more widespread announcement to the community once it's Cooked. Your Servant, Don Quixote de la Mancha Dulcinea Technologies Corporation Software of Elegance and Beauty http://www.dulcineatech.com/don-quixote/ email@hidden ________________ From: Michael Herring <email@hidden> Date: Fri, 22 Jun 2012 23:19:57 -0700 Authentication-results: symauth.service.identifier Are you drunk? ________________ that's all there is on the archive. since libmdc isn't going to happen any time soon can't you leak the apple list server email exchange? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You should download NetBSD 1.0 or something, and superdebug it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 5. they are war criminals 6. they are involved in some cloning project involving war criminals ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me darkest thing I've seen in a while http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SutlAKqlmNo Watch past the credits we bought a cat. I said if we are going to spend more money on plants I'm getting something I want The fucking thing follows her around and is all nice to her. Oh well, at least we can have sex again. I got her some new heels that she likes. blood and guts. you had to ask. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maoo maoo like the cat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mao mao not like ME-OW.. but a soft a long o... mao mao. but this is cantonese, so it's all up in the fucking air. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in some parts of asia they are super expensive. I don't know why japan/hk fall into that territory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats some other part of chinea not this part. but they do it. and dogs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we got some nice ceramic ones for our wedding. I wanted to buy one of the big giant ones, but we were gifted a medium set of two. I'm not complaining. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we don't have vermin. thank god. It's probably because we have doors.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I used to liek Williams but that was lightening in a jar with neurmancer. His latest works are.. tiring at best. Walter John Williams is kinda unknown but I did like Voice of the Whirlwind a great deal ... too bad he dropped off the face of the world. But yeah, clones, and killers. As a kid I loved James Luceno & Brian Daley's collaborative Robotech. Wow 1987 was such a long time ago. Anyways the two of them banged out 12 books in 12 months. It's funny how the whole thing kind of shadows the opium wars of the 21st century. Piers Anthony's Bio of a Space Tyrant was a fascinating read in that it is so fucking disturbing. This one I want to re-read only because my memory probably blocked most of it's fucked upness. I thought Clarke was what Asimov wasn't, and that is interesting. Although Clarke never could write anything captivating about humanity, only the machines. Asimov was too caught up in details that don't fucking matter (LOL 3 ROBOT LAWS, WHERE ARE THEY NOW IN THE AGE OF DRONES?). 2001 & 2010 were great. Then there was that gay thing, then the pedophilai thing. ugh. But the Clarke worlds were very sterile, and idilic. I guess I liked the 50's view of a clean/neat orderly future, combined with a darker more realistic view that people don't change, they just get better ways to kill each other, and more convoluted ways to waste their spare time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOLY FUCK this isn't going to be good... a shit tonne of chinese LOVE FUCKING CASH... You'll see these old ladies walk up to the ATMs, and pull out 200,00-300,000 HKD or RMB, and just deposit it back, as they get some feeling out of making sure it is "there".. But yeah in the CNY we apparently pull out a fucktonne of "new" uncirculated money to give out as presents, because in china, fuck presents show me the ca$h. We got our RMB's and HKD's early so we could pull some 888's and just give back the other bills for newer bills. Apparently not many people think to do this. Anyways, yeah there is going to be some major fuckupatude with this. But everyone I know hordes cash so we'll see. Of course the ones that can come to hong kong have been hoarding gold & diamonds. Damn this is going to be weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me any more and they become more louse than lousy. I'm still so grossed out about that whole thing. I had bed bugs once, and let me say it's so fucking disgusting. I threw out EVERYTHING. and I had some really good stuff. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 30 years of macintosh wow such UI. I'm so tired had to go shopping for lucky flours. We spent $588 on one set. fucking insane! Do you eat the little oranges on the trees? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how do they taste? they look weird, like these lemon tree things... Also what is this nonsense that moulded oranges are 'lucky'? I got yelled at for throwing out spoilt citris. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me these ones mini orange trees? well in that case this week has been very lucky. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the sidecar was the shit I had one actually... shit was sad to let it go. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rm -rf ~oggfrog/ then go ahead and re-write to android. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in keeping with the tradition of not posting code the code will not be posted. all hail the code. I would have gone all C++ with try, catch and jammed the errors into an error file. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I miss 'grid' computing when it all went cloud. It was more fun jamming things into the grid. but socket's work too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not sure if I should be happy that the people who tend to get abortions are the ones I don't like, or if I feel bad for their children who get murdered for the sins of their idiot parents. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WAIT AM I PRO or against. i just dont know. its so confusing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me congratulations! you're a survivor! better to be on this side, no? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you aren't strong enough to hike but you sound manic enough for it to be a monday. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a good start but then it has to dive into something completely un-related, and never come back to conclude the opening. Imagine you are three. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford in jail again? seems kind of quick to set $2500 for bail. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what did Egil do to go into the slammer publish more poetry? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd try to squeeze him for his last 2500 too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If he jumps it's called a dead cat bounce. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds bad man. maybe you need to talk to some god men? not the western ones, that fucked you over too (you should add tem to the list) the eastern ones. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well the first thing I saw is Welcome to /r/keto! Ready to make some changes in your life? Ready to make 2014 the best year ever? Ready to take a chance and see if you can be less of you next year? Great! We've all been there. We've seen people who were more than 600lbs right down to those just wanting to lose the last 10lbs. We've got people with diabetes, people who autoimmune disorders, people with arthritis and gout, people with PCOS and lots of other health issues (keep in mind, we're not doctors and medical advice should come from those qualified to give it). We have lifters and runners. We have desk jockeys and stay at home moms. Where ever you're starting, we get it. We'll help you get through. Here's the TL;DR of keto: Eat: meat (fish, beef, pork, poultry), eggs, high fat dairy, leafy greens, broccoli, cauliflower etc., avacado, nuts, seeds, berries Don't Eat: grains (including rice and corn), sugar (including fructose), starches (most root veggies). If you're unsure, look it up and use some method to track what you eat If your goal is weight loss, carbs will be counter productive in the long run. What you eat is up to you, we can't stop you. Through 2 years of being here, the most success has come from those who have stuck with it and not allowed cheats. We have the keto calculator to help you set your goals. A lot of Ketopians use My Fitness Pal to keep track of what they're eating (Tip: get a food scale, log your food before you eat it to keep from surprises). It's not necessary, but it does help you be aware of what you're eating. Keto isn't magic - if you're getting all your energy from food there is no need for your body to burn stored fat. If you put food in your mouth for any reason other than being hungry, keeping track will be beneficial, even if you only do it for the first month. Having a food log also gives us something to look at if you need help or trouble shooting. Do a lot of reading. Read through the links in the side bar (especially the Wiki and Keto in a Nutshell), read through things that are linked and threads. Educate yourself so you understand why keto works, and how it works, so you can make adjustments to make it work for you. Take a look at our sister subs (special shout out to /r/ketorecipes /r/xxketo /r/ketogains but there are lots of others!) A note on post rules: Don't post a link with nothing else in the message. Some of us are lazy, tell us why it's interesting and why we should click. Start a conversation If you mess up and cheat, take a breath and move forward. Keep Calm and Keto On - you don't need to confess, we can't absolve you. Take a breath and move forward. We want to hear about you doing keto, not about the times you don't. Need suggestions for occasions where you'll be tempted to cheat or alternatives for something you're craving? Post about that so we can help you get through it, we've all been there! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its not atkins apparently its more hardcore, less carbs and something else. I know I felt great on it, but people pressure here is insurmountable as if you refuse rice/potato surprise you are insulting the MIL/Gods. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OS X Mountain Lion Update v10.8.4 DOWNLOAD The 10.8.4 update is recommended for all OS X Mountain Lion users and has features and fixes that improve the stability, compatibility, and security of your Mac, including the following: Compatibility improvements when connecting to certain enterprise Wi-Fi networks Microsoft Exchange compatibility improvements in Calendar A fix for an issue that prevented FaceTime calls to non-U.S. phone numbers A fix for an issue that may prevent scheduled sleep after using Boot Camp Improved VoiceOver compatibility with text in PDF documents Includes Safari 6.0.5 The OS X Mountain Lion v10.8.4 Update is recommended for all OS X Mountain Lion users and includes new features and fixes. Updating your system You should back up your system before installation. To do this you can use Time Machine. Do not interrupt the installation process once you have started to update your system. You may experience unexpected results if you have third-party system software modications installed, or if you've modied the operating system through other means. Click the Apple () menu and choose Software Update to check for the latest Apple software via the Mac App Store, including this update. Other software updates available for your computer may appear, which you should install. Note that an update's size may vary from computer to computer when installed using Software Update. Also, some updates must be installed prior to others. You can also download the manual update installer. This is a useful option when you need to update multiple computers but only want to download the update once. These versions of the standalone installers are available from Apple Support Downloads. About the update The OS X Mountain Lion v10.8.4 Update is recommended for all OS X Mountain Lion users and includes features and fixes that improve the stability, compatibility, and security of your Mac, including the following: Compatibility improvements when connecting to certain enterprise Wi-Fi networks Microsoft Exchange compatibility improvements in Calendar A fix for an issue that prevented FaceTime calls to non-U.S. phone numbers A fix for an issue that may prevent scheduled sleep after using Boot Camp Improves VoiceOver compatibility with text in PDF documents Includes Safari 6.0.5, which improves stability for some websites with chat features and games A fix for an issue that may cause iMessages to display out of order in Messages Resolves an issue in which Calendars Birthdays may appear incorrectly in certain time zones A fix for an issue that may prevent the desktop background picture from being preserved after restart A fix for an issue that may prevent documents from being saved to a server using SMB Addresses an issue that may prevent certain files from opening after copied to a volume named "Home" A fix for an issue that may prevent changes to files made over NFS from displaying Resolves an issue saving files to an Xsan volume from certain applications Improves Active Directory log-in performance, especially for cached accounts or when using a .local domain Improves OpenDirectory data replication Improves 802.1X compatibility with ActiveDirectory networks Improves compatibility when using mobile accounts Additional Information For detailed information about the security content of this update, see Apple security updates. Important: Mention of third-party websites and products is for informational purposes only and constitutes neither an endorsement nor a recommendation. Apple assumes no responsibility with regard to the selection, performance or use of information or products found at third-party websites. Apple provides this only as a convenience to our users. Apple has not tested the information found on these sites and makes no representations regarding its accuracy or reliability. There are risks inherent in the use of any information or products found on the Internet, and Apple assumes no responsibility in this regard. Please understand that a third-party site is independent from Apple and that Apple has no control over the content on that website. Please contact the vendor for additional information. and steam. and half the shit I'd have would be PowerPC. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cheap games I don't need or play, but they go on sale occasionally. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think her peroid is over. And it's Friday! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Under-Engineering at the Cupertino Fruit Company so I google "xcode commandline tools" And then hit the first page... (I guess I should have used, feeling lucky, as I am feeling lucky) https:/developer.apple.com/xcode Now I'm still on 10.8, so I figure I'll check out the following bit: For past versions of Xcode or additional tools-- View downloads link. I logon with my Apple ID. The same once I've had since I can remember.. 1999? whenver the iPod thing started to need them. Maybe before, who knows/cares. I logon, now I can look at downloads It does then make me search again in the tool for "command line tools" .. .as I don't have all freaking day to read this page. I then see: Command Line Tools (OS X Mountain Lion) for Xcode - October 2013 This package enables UNIX-style development via Terminal by installing command line developer tools, as well as OS X SDK frameworks and headers. Many useful tools are included, such as the Apple LLVM compiler, linker, and Make. Oh goodie! So I click on the link, and prompt start downloading command_line_tools_os_x_mountain_lion_for_xcode__october_2013.dmg OMG it was so difficult. Maybe I should make a poll. Bad news. This is the release version of the complete Xcode developer toolset for Mac, iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. It includes the iOS 7 SDK and OS X 10.8 SDK. Xcode 5 requires OS X 10.8.4 You are basically SOL with 10.8.3 .. why don't you just upgrade already? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must be the safari or the calendar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Xcode 4.6.3 is as high as you can go without going to 10.8.4 xcode4630916281a.dmg. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So the Ukraine is going to have their tiananmen square moment look at this shit. Obviously when they are mobilizing tanks at night "for the people" you know it's going to end well. It's always been "THE UKRAINE" and they are going to be a fucking embarrassment to THE SOVIET UNION. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck the ukraine. since when do the Ukranian's get to decide anything about the going ons of the Ukraine? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me turing wasn't needed they stole one of the machines at the start of the war, and knew what the germans were up to the entire time. sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me was it administered by the turtle guy? or tortoise, whatever the fuck it was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its because you are the cheapest and if they got rid of everyone, they would have shuttered the department. I'd update the olde resume, as once they get their outsourcing in swing, they won't need you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Visual Studio 2003 vs 2010 well I guess there is a 2013? 2012? I remember 2005 with the whole .net 2.0 64bit Itanium thing. Or was that a 1.1 addon? shit now I forget. But I guess it doesn't matter. I suspect 2013 is complete with 5 colour buttons you mash to fill in your code. so yeah. I need to load up something and look busy. maybe ill just load express. or just build something overtly complicated for no reason. I was thinking of making a .net 2.0 webservice, and using vs 2003 .net to consume it... because well fuck you that's why. Microsoft C/C++ 7.0 gray or Microsoft QuickC for Windows 1.0 gray? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh I kinda liked 97. I don't know why. But back then I was still forced to keep PowerStation fortran 4.0 around to make bullshit changes here and there as fileformats drifted and other bullshit. I guess the superdebugger would have a config file for the thing, but honestly it was easier to make a few line changes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hated java back when it was new, I don't see much hope for it today. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me python will be where perl is now only on shitty sites like kuro5hin. Much like the .net kids go on about F#. And C will still be everywhere. Hell if you want portability, C & SDL. BOOM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was finally given some nebulous job of writing something in C#.. naturally a compiler, and even a vague idea of what to do is outside of the scope of my employer. So I was playing with the embeded compiler in the framework. I used to have a soft spot for 2003, although 2010 is the last one I used. my father was not in the navy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine nothing toooo kinky since we moved. but she just got her period. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who knows!? I dont. this company came to me. I haven't really done much of anything, logged into a few systems, been on a few calls but really did nothing. I think I found my vs2010 CD.... so I guess I'll be using some glorified .net 2.0 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no usaf may be a client though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well I hit the tipping point The pain was finally too much so I broke down and went to the dentist. And yeah. It hurt like a motherfucker. the nova cain?? Didn't kick in right away and wow he went straight for the nerve. Now I can't feel half my head. And this is first of four treatments as it's so fucked up. Remember to brush and floss kiddies!!!! Oh and the cost? $500 USD. tooth was in too firm And the root is too long. That was the first thing he checked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i still have my hair but my teeth have always been shit the more they work on them... I think its once you start fucking with them, its all downhill... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah. I didn't notice it was breached until it was too late. then again there isn't fuck all you can do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the universities in hong kong are all english only. so its trivial, actually. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I ran linux on a vax! Back in 1982. Of course everyone invited that it was called 4.2BSD but I assure you it was identical to linux of today! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did it have SYSIV in there? from what I know SYSIV never made it out of bell labs. There is no copies of it on TUHS. I know some of the bell guys did sabbaticals at U Berkley so there must be some AT&T in 4BSD but I have no idea... I guess one could look though SCCS and look for the source commits. But that sounds like something a historian should be doing... Have you ever thought about writing a history of BSD? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1993 was such an incredible year Windows NT shipped, mosaic, Netbsd 0.9 and some unusable version of linux. Oh and motherfucking doom!!!! It was good fun fighting with trumpet winsock for slip, win32s and all that shit so I could telnet, irc, gopher and mosaic. Fucking IBM and their expensive and separate tcpip for OS/2. But yeah the world changed in '93. 32bit home computing was starting to find its way home along with this internet thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You maniac! You shipped it! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i see you like to play with dolls you need to torture them more. change the hallways to swimming pools. remove the beds. LOLz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I just use bcp or access... Both are great tools for bulk imports. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more failure on the 3rd anniversary of warplife Even the domain squatters are not immune! Index of cgi-bin Apache/2.2.26 (Unix) mod_ssl/2.2.26 OpenSSL/1.0.1e-fips mod_auth_passthrough/2.1 mod_bwlimited/1.4 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 Server at www.dulcineatech.com Port 80 2014 year of Zing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh Egil! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seymore cray would say that real is the only way to go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are still alive? such disappoint. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me would a simple nod suffice? I'm sorry, I'm still in shock over yesterdays revelation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me homework assignment Ok, let's get this shit out of the way. Makefile CC=gcc CFLAGS=-I. DEPS = hello.h OBJ = hello.o banner.o %.o: %.c $(DEPS) $(CC) -c -o $@ $< $(CFLAGS) hello: $(OBJ) gcc -o $@ $^ $(CFLAGS) clean: rm hello $(OBJ) hello.h Hello World Copyright (C) 2014 Del Griffith This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the License, or (at your option) any later version. This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public License for more details. Module Name: hello.h Abstract: Hello World This module contains the definitions of the Hello World Program. Author: Del Griffith (DellG) January 16, 2014 Environment: Revision History: * void banner(); int main(); banner.c tab stops and a bunch of other shit. but who cares. it compiles on my computer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when I was a kid I had a c compiler for the C64.... but it was slower than dogshit. And K&R. I could compile this if I wanted too........ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me new years is Coming up.... I need to plan something. I have all these romantic oggs and flac s but nothing to play them on ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah, it exists ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me five more years to go for a leak of warplife Aka celebrating 3 years of unreleased warplife! MarketDroids! Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Shoot Them. By Repeatible Hairstyle [Watch this Diary] in Repeatible Hairstyle's Diary Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 08:02:55 AM CCT Tags: Rusty is a Filthy Sodomite!, WarpLife, Stefan Pietrzak Youngs, IBM, Sales, Marketing, Regan Gill, Matthias Zehner, Cluelessness, Cluestick (all tags) I was very excited that Dulcinea's Sales and Marketing guy offered to partner with me so he could sell the products I developed, because, as I said to him one day, "You could sell ice to Eskimos." Stefan was at one time very wealthy as he was a top British IBM marketing exec back in the 1960s who used to sell ten million dollar mainframes to banks all over Europe. I did not have a Best Man stand for me at my wedding. Instead I had a Best Woman in a long, black dress. Her name is Regan Gill. She has a degree in Nutrition from UC Davis and at one time was a successful Biochemistry lab technician. While she was very good at her work, lab tech jobs are so low-paying that the best housing she could afford in Berkeley was a one-bedroom rented apartment. At my suggestion, she went back to school to learn how to code instead. She is such a good coder that her first internship position offered her a salaried position with stock options, so she dropped out of school and never did earn the CS Masters Degree she originally planned for. Inside: Why I'm About to Book a Round Trip to London, And! Dulcinea's Life won't be free anymore, but will retail for at least $9.99, maybe as much as $19.99. As the company grew, Regan advanced to become a top manager, with two dozen direct reports. She is now a Director at a Valley software firm, and makes frequent trips to India on the company dime so she can keep tabs on their outsourced coders. When I told Regan what I said to Stefan about his insight into Eskimo psychology, she replied, "That's more important." Than knowing how to write code, specifically. I exercised my options when I resigned from Live Picture; had their Marketdroids not been so clueless, I'd be a millionaire by now. I Am Absolutely Serious. Instead I have a really cool but otherwise completely worthless Live Picture stock certificate! When Stefan and I first met at the San Francisco MacWorld Expo in 1992 or so, he owned a company called MacEurope Information Systems that sold matched pairs of very high-end graphics cards and displays to professional graphics artists. Unfortunately, he totally bet the farm on a very forward-thinking hardware/software product called Imagician that was a huge hit when he and I previewed it at the MacWorld expo, because Imagician put both Photoshop and the far more algorithmically sophisticated Live Picture completely to shame. His typical demo was to spin a 200 MB 32-bit photographic image on the display in real time. His hardware was a Mac IIci. The Macs of those days were completely incapable of holding that much physical RAM, so even a single image rotation would violently thrash the backing store file. That thrashing simply did not occur with Imagician. Unfortunately, Stefan bet the farm on that product. It is very, very expensive to design sophisticated hardware cards, and the software was even more sophisticated than the hardware. Limitations of hardware memory required the image to be processed in chunks of horizontal strips. The coder, Dave Burgun, slaved over the stitching problem for several years, but was never able to get the visible seams out of the images. The standards for professional prepress graphics are very high. Dave worked without pay for several years, and even came quite close to selling both his guitars at a pawn shop. Eventually Stefan shut the whole project down. (My own contribution was to write the Photoshop plugin host in Pascal, a language I once knew very well but by then had totally forgotten. I completed the contract in just fourteen days because Stefan drove such a hard bargain: while I was very well-paid for the work, if I exceeded the fourteen day time limit, I had to start paying him back at a rate of one hundred dollars per day! This was the first paid coding work I did after I was discharged from the hospital where I spent four days for florid psychosis in April 1994. Every hour or two, I had to take a long break, walk to the nearby park and lie in the grass with my eyes shut for a while, as the hallucinations would start to interfere with my productivity!) Had Dave solved the problem, Stefan, Dave and their hardware guy Richard Aras would all be billionaires by now, and I would likely be MacEurope's Chief Technical Officer. Instead, Stefan is just as broke as I am. Not knowing anything about coding himself, for several years he had to take work as an unskilled construction laborer just to get by. He showed up to his construction sites in the fifty thousand dollar sports car that he bought just to tool around in when he had business in the US. That car had a flat one day, and was so small that there was no room for a spare tire, as it used these very wide tires to grip the road while taking corners over a hundred miles per hour. He rang up the local Goodyear shop to ask if there was a way they could help them out. "I'll be right there," said the shop's owner, who brought a spare to where Stefan's car was parked and changed the flat himself. He was happy to provide such great customer service, you see, because those kinds of spare tires cost seven hundred dollars! Coming Soon: Why I'm Traveling Personally to Norwich, England, to Thrash Stefan Pietrzak Youngs Mercilessly with a Big Fucking Thorny Cluestick. Do you recall a while back that I famously announced that I had found The Holy Grail, and you all thought I was delusional? I formed what at the time was a partnership with Bonita, so we could bring The Holy Grail to market. I registered the Dulcinea Technologies domain name as soon as we found a good company name for which a domain was available. (Just dulcinea.com is a big farm in California.) I also immediately retained a top business attorney so I could pay him scads of cash for tons of expert advice. When I got the job with Atimi, they sent me the most restrictive Intellectual Property Assignment I had ever seen in my entire fucking existence. There was no allowance whatsoever for me having invented something before I started working there. Had I signed that piece of shit, Atimi would thereby have acquired The Holy Grail outright! Atimi was in a huge hurry though, as experienced Mac coders are rather hard to find, and they wanted me to start work so the guy I was replacing could train me. When I raised my objections, they suggested that I have my own attorney draft our agreement. The guy I retained would have done that very well, but in the end, because Atimi had such a huge fire under its ass, I instead worked there the entire time with no employment contract of any sort! When I finally left the company, they realized this fact, and asked me to sign a completely routine NDA on my last day there. Dulcinea's Life Does Not Contain The Holy Grail. I am quite certain that I really have discovered The Holy Grail, but The Holy Grail is a rather complex algorithm that will require quite a bit of time at a good University library before I can start working on any actual code. Thus I have yet to even start working on it. That's the reason I kept trying to take UCSC's upper division Algorithms class, but always something would come up at work and I would have to drop it. This idea I have for improving on HashLife is NOT The Holy Grail. Even so, it will make Dulcinea's Life worthy of use by Computer Science researchers. Most of you think John Conway's Game of Life is a simple game no more interesting than MineSweeper, but in reality, Conway's Game of Life has kept some of the finest minds in Computer Science tied up in knots since the early seventies. Thus the HashLife Algorithm itself, as well as the fact that John Conway proved a while back - only proved, did not come up with the required pattern - that the Life Universe contained at least one Turing-Complete Computer. Since then two independent such computers have been discovered, one of which is described at the LifeWiki. But the Wiki page doesn't provide a Run Length Encoded file as it does for all the other patterns archived there, as it would be so very large. It's not so large, though, that it wouldn't fit in Dulcinea's Life after I implement my improvement to HashLife. If selling a Turing-Complete Computer gets me rejected from the App Store, so be it, I'll come out with Android and Meego versions instead. There are three requirements for a Life implementation to be of real use to the Computer Scientists who research new Life animals. It must be exceedingly fast. I'm already fast enough, and put all the competition completely to shame with what I already have today. I was shocked - SHOCKED! I TELL YOU! at how slow all my competitors are, as for me the whole point in reinventing Life over and over again for forty solid fucking years has been to come up with increasingly clever ways to make it run faster! Even without my proposed new Algorithm, all kinds of ways remain to get significantly more speed out of both my generation ticking and display refresh, such as the use of ARM Assembly code as well as ARM NEON Single Instruction Multiple Data Parallel Processing, which is much the same thing as Pentium's MMX and PowerPC's Altivec, what Apple called the G4 Velocity Accellerator. For that reason alone I recently decided to charge at least $1.99, maybe even $2.99 rather than provide a free download as I originally intended. It must provide a feature-rich, easy to use animal editor. Most of my competition only allow you to scribble on the screen with your fingertip; their resolution is fixed and set so high that you have no hope of selecting individual cells. I have only one competitor whose user interface is worthy of serious consideration, but it doesn't provide drag and drop, cut, copy, clear or paste, rotation or reflection as Dulcinea's Life does. My cell editor thus bumps the price up to $3.99, maybe even $4.99. The Holy Grail of Life implementations, though, is to have an unlimited grid. The rules of Conway's Life call for an infinite grid and don't say anything about what happens when living cells approach the edge of a limited grid. The two ways that limited grids are typically handled is to wrap around, so your grid takes on a toroidal or even spherical topology, or what I do, which is to hardwire the edgemost columns and rows of cells to be dead. My new Algorithm will be limited only by the number of living cells. The rules of Life heavily, heavily favor dead cells, so effectively Dulcinea's Life's grid size won't be limited by available memory. That bumps up my price to at least $9.99, as all of a sudden, Dulcinea's Life will be a tool that is truly useful to Computer Science researchers! What's more, my new Algorithm will increase the speed by several warp factors beyond what I have now. I have no real way of knowing for sure until I have working code, but I strongly suspect that I can exceed the speed even of HashLife - the current record holder - while at the same time exceeding the capabilities of HashLife in that my Algorithm is amenable to updating the display with each generation. HashLife is only useful for finding the final end state after millions of generations, and doesn't work at all if you want to update the display each tick, in part because its data structures are very complex and so would be quite slow to inspect for display purposes, and in part because the Algorithm is asynchronous: different parts of the HashLife grid advance at significantly different rates. Thus you would have to slow the whole thing down for the portion of the HashLife grid that was visible on the display. My new Algorithm for Dulcinea's Life is not only synchronous, but the data structures are simple and straightforward enough that parsing them won't slow down the display at all. MY RIDE IS HERE! GOTTA RUN! I'll post the rest of this diary as a comment later this afternoon, but I can promise you that you will all totally piss yourselves laughing when I tell you what Stefan emailed to me this morning! Dude (3.00 / 7) (#1) by Vampire Zombie Abu Musab al Zarqawi on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 08:11:55 AM CCT The whole concept of the Grail is that it is unobtainable. As the chalice that once held Jesus' blood, it's literally an embodiment of Christ. That's why the tales about it all use it as a figure of the unobtainable: it is what it is. Claiming that you've found it is, by definition, delusional. [ Reply to This &pipe; ] the French found it by donnalee, 01/17/2011 12:29:14 PM CCT (1.50 / 2) I ALREADY GOTS ONE! by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 07:03:49 PM CCT (1.00 / 3) Yes, the frogs got the Grail without having to try by donnalee, 01/17/2011 10:42:50 PM CCT (none / 0) even my 12 yr old nephew knows this by Ezra Loomis Pound, 01/17/2011 10:11:20 PM CCT (none / 0) this will end well # (3.00 / 5) (#2) by king of fools on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 08:15:41 AM CCT ---------------- fade out again [ Reply to This &pipe; ] misplaced decimal point (none / 0) (#3) by Del Griffith on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 08:40:52 AM CCT it should have read $0.99 USD. It's life, not even the board game. besides, there is a pocket PDP-8. ------- Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Hemingway [ Reply to This ] I ALREADY did a Competitive Pricing Analysis. by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 11:32:21 AM CCT (none / 0) only $29.99? by Del Griffith, 01/17/2011 11:38:12 AM CCT (3.00 / 5) The pricing for that is actually Stefan's call. by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 07:16:15 PM CCT (none / 1) You are such a fucking moron: (3.00 / 4) (#4) by MotorMachineMercenery on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 08:45:29 AM CCT Dulcinea's Life will be a tool that is truly useful to Computer Science researchers! You really have no idea what being a "Computer Science researchers" actually entails, do you? [ Reply to This &pipe; ] apparently when they aren't trying to saddle us by Del Griffith, 01/17/2011 10:26:13 AM CCT (none / 1) Cellular Automata are an active area of CS researc by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 11:34:24 AM CCT (1.00 / 4) You are an idiot. $ by MotorMachineMercenery, 01/17/2011 12:13:45 PM CCT (none / 1) you are a dumbas$ by donnalee, 01/17/2011 12:31:04 PM CCT (none / 0) Sorry man, hate to burst your bubble (none / 1) (#5) by tdillo on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 09:33:22 AM CCT but there is this Chinese software firm that already owns the patent on that. You know the Chinese government has been offering cash rewards and other incentives to firms that file the most number of patents. Well, seems some old slant-eyed coder has already beat you to it. Hey, you know, easy come easy go, that's the way the big ball bounces. You should've jumped on that while you had the chance. You were just this close to being a bazillionaire too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. [ Reply to This &pipe; ] My biggest worry is IBM, actually. by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 11:37:33 AM CCT (none / 0) Mike, this is completely unethical (none / 0) (#6) by cockskin horsesuit on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 09:57:31 AM CCT - With men it's cheap, easy sex. I've never been with any single man more than once. Usually we do not even tell each other our names. --Michael David Crawford Give me Tubgirl or goatse any day --HollyHopDrive Other than all the edits that are plainly required, I now regard this as among my very finest essays ever.--MDC I've seen this judge before; the first time I saw her, I wrote down the link to Solving the Software Problem and asked her to read it after she got off work. Then she sent me back for ninety more days. --MDC [ Reply to This &pipe; ] I am three hundred fifty thousand dollars in debt. by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 11:39:49 AM CCT (1.16 / 6) jesus christ declare bankruptcy already by lostincali, 01/17/2011 12:08:28 PM CCT (3.00 / 3) No. That would be just wrong. by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 07:25:26 PM CCT (none / 1) actually, admit that you just can't afford the by cockskin horsesuit, 01/18/2011 01:31:45 AM CCT (none / 1) fucking fuck man by balsamic vinigga, 01/17/2011 12:29:17 PM CCT (none / 0) And I repeat: that is what Ogg Frog is for. by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 07:33:58 PM CCT (1.00 / 3) o rite i forgot by balsamic vinigga, 01/17/2011 11:25:14 PM CCT (none / 0) Wait, wait, so the process servers by Ruston Rustov, 01/17/2011 03:00:50 PM CCT (2.50 / 2) I never did try to hide that fact from you lot. by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 07:38:50 PM CCT (none / 1) heh, so much for your candor. by cockskin horsesuit, 01/18/2011 01:26:38 AM CCT (3.00 / 2) Well, I guess you know what you're doing (none / 1) (#8) by Ruston Rustov on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 10:42:32 AM CCT Hiring someone who could sell ice to Eskimos to do just that probably your best idea yet. I had had incurable open sores all over my feet for sixteen years. The doctors were powerless to do anything about it. I told my psychiatrist that they were psychosomatic Stigmata - the Stigmata are the wounds Jesus suffered when he was nailed to the cross. Three days later all my sores were gone. -- Michael Crawford Maybe tomorrow. -- Michael Crawford As soon as she has her first period, fuck your daughter. -- localroger [ Reply to This &pipe; ] I've been in this business a long fucking time by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 11:45:48 AM CCT (1.00 / 7) I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING! (none / 1) (#9) by cockskin horsesuit on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 10:45:43 AM CCT - With men it's cheap, easy sex. I've never been with any single man more than once. Usually we do not even tell each other our names. --Michael David Crawford Give me Tubgirl or goatse any day --HollyHopDrive Other than all the edits that are plainly required, I now regard this as among my very finest essays ever.--MDC I've seen this judge before; the first time I saw her, I wrote down the link to Solving the Software Problem and asked her to read it after she got off work. Then she sent me back for ninety more days. --MDC [ Reply to This &pipe; ] You've reinvented the sparse matrix (3.00 / 2) (#10) by Blarney on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 11:02:10 AM CCT This is what you're missing by not taking algorithms classes. It's been done. Did you check the LifeWiki's list of Life programs, and look into how they work? Some of them do use sparse matrix implementations. Anyway, I think you need to consider your audience. 'Serious' LIFE researchers are going to do their work on a desktop platform anyway. No matter how slick your editor, nobody is gonna be assembling 'metacells' by manual clicking or mouse gestures. They're putting together various 'technologies', cutting and pasting building blocks together with just the exact right spacing and all that - using special purpose routines to search for various collision products - none of that is going to be practical on an iPhone. The iPhone is all about little fun toy apps. Make it fun! I was actually thinking about this - Microsoft made a sort of Conway Life Game once. I'm not sure they ever made a 32-bit version, but it was some sort of Win16 toy. Maybe you could find that and be inspired. I'm sure that it's not at all suited for 'serious research' but that's probably not what people want in an iPhone app anyway. [ Reply to This &pipe; ] I knew all about sparse matrices before you were b by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 11:54:39 AM CCT (1.12 / 8) MANIA by Del Griffith, 01/17/2011 12:06:21 PM CCT (none / 1) Every psychiatric symptom has its own type of inso by Repeatible Hairstyle, 01/17/2011 07:54:54 PM CCT (none / 1) Oh, sorry. I forgot that you are a Sooper Genuis! by Blarney, 01/17/2011 10:00:33 PM CCT (3.00 / 7) Is this like the time you claimed to have by MotorMachineMercenery, 01/18/2011 06:33:53 AM CCT (3.00 / 4) Speaking of Pissing Yourselves Laughing... (none / 1) (#18) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 12:01:40 PM CCT Take a Gander at: HiRez Number One HiRez Number Two HiRez Number Three HiRez Number Four HiRez Number Four is just a placeholder for now; I'll start marking it up in a couple hours. I'm very, very sorry, but I'll have to leave the true meaning of Accellerated by Don QuixoteTM as an exercise for The Gentle Reader until I have a salable product to announce. That won't be until this Summer at the very earliest, maybe not until much later. I learned the hard way that one does well not to pre-announce one's own products! -- "No other wars for national liberation were as fierce or caused as many losses as this war. But we still fought because for Vietnam, nothing is more precious than independence and freedom." General Vo Nguyen Giap [ Reply to This &pipe; ] LOL! i read that in dilbert too!!! (3.00 / 2) (#21) by lostincali on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 12:10:44 PM CCT do you read dilbert too LOL!! anyone have a summary? i didn't read past the title "The least busy day [at McDonalds] is Monday, and then sales increase throughout the week, I guess as enthusiasm for life dwindles." [ Reply to This &pipe; ] I apologize, it's been a LONG fucking day (none / 1) (#27) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 07:02:34 PM CCT You really will piss yourselves laughing when I finally complete this diary, and by doing so relate to you Stefan's fucking clueless advice to me about how to write software, but if I am to get any work done on my code itself, I'm going to have to stop trolling The Series of Tubes, take a break for a while, then turn off my Net connection so I can finally focus on my code. I can see quite clearly how to proceed, but it WILL NOT be simple code to write. Thus I have yet to start actually implementing anything at all; I'm still working at setting up two different independent kinds of test harnesses, as well as the directory structure for my new codebase. There is CPPUnit for Unit Testing of course, but I also do Integration Testing, in which I write a command line program to link to the Warp Life Algorithm's public interface, then manipulate it in different ways. Each individual subroutine will be Unit Tested, and I will take great care to ensure that each subroutine's full range of input parameters gets tested: minimum, maximum, typical, and completely ouf-of-range. The Integration Testing, on the other hand, will put my new Algorithm completely through its total operation the same way that will occur when end-users run my App, but by testing it this way, I will be able to test the full range of end-user input. I'm hoping to start actual implementation in a few hours, after I finally get the Integration Test Harness all set up. I'll leave CPPUnit until after I have some minimal amount of actual working code. So to cut this long story short: I'll post the missing end of the above diary tomorrow afternoon sometime, as a brand-new diary, but NOT until I've gotten some fucking sleep. Stefan! I am absolutely serious, that if I had the cash I'd book a round trip to London, then rent a car to drive out to his place in Norwich, for no other reason that I hope that by doing so, I could talk some Mother Fucking Sense into that Ignorant Mother Fucker. The Mind Simply Reels. -- "No other wars for national liberation were as fierce or caused as many losses as this war. But we still fought because for Vietnam, nothing is more precious than independence and freedom." General Vo Nguyen Giap [ Reply to This &pipe; ] Where Oh Where Does The Time Go? (1.00 / 3) (#34) by Repeatible Hairstyle on Mon Jan 17, 2011 at 09:17:03 PM CCT I meant to go home, take a long break then get to work on real code hours ago. Instead, it is now five in the morning. The breakfast rush is just about to hit the diner where I like to hang out in the wee hours of the morning. I better make myself scarce, or they won't let me use the only two power sockets in the place anymore. This diner is actually a chain; there's another one just like it just across town. I made that mistake at the other one just once; the next time I showed up there, the Night Manager specifically requested that I leave after I finished eating my meal. I never went back there again. Anyway, I'm hanging up and heading home now, This Time For Sure. I'm quite beat, but I don't want to turn in until tomorrow afternoon. So I'll lay on my hed in the dark for the duration of one our two albums on my iPad. (My iPhone has the same albums, but the iPad's entire user interface puts that of the iPhone completely to shame. I must say, Apple's user interface designers are the most fucking brilliant ones to be found anywhere.) After I take my break, I'll finish coding up Warp Life's Integration Test harness. Then and only then will I finally start working on real code. Once I have a minimal implemention working, I'll add support for CPPUnit both ways. I'll add the third component of my Software Quality Methodlogy after I get both Integration Testing and Unit Testing set up: That is to test with multiple, indendently developed compilers. Sometimes compilers aren't completely compliant with the ANSI or ISO language specs, and so allow one to compile buggy code that should generate build failures, or warnings at the very least. Most of Warp Life is written in Objective-C, which is only supported by GCC and Metrowerks CodeWarrior. But the cores of both my bit-banging lookup table generation propagation algorithm as well as the display refresh are written in pedantically strict ANSI C, in part for performance and in part for portability. The ENTIRE Warp Life Algorithm engine will also be written in pedantically strict ANSI C, because I intend to ship Warp Life for lots of different platforms. Not just other smartphones such as Android and Meego, but also for Desktop Operating systems such as Mac OS X, Windows, Linux, FreeBSD and Haiku. Android Apps are mostly written in Java, but one can include native binaries of C or C++ code via the Java Native Interface (JNI). Meego uses Nokia's Qt - formerly a Trolltech product - and is written in C++. Qt is also the core component of the Linux KDE Application Framework. Haiku is an Open Source clone of Be, Inc.s BeOS 5 Pro. Haiku apps are all written in C++. I better shut up, put my laptop in its case, and head home before the night manager tells me I'm not welcome here ever again. Ciao, Baby! -- "No other wars for national liberation were as fierce or caused as many losses as this war. But we still fought because for Vietnam, nothing is more precious than independence and freedom." General Vo Nguyen Giap [ Reply to This &pipe; ] ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING # by king of fools, 01/17/2011 11:51:40 PM CCT (none / 0) welcome to froggstock Aka what the hell are we doing with our lives waiting for someone who cannot deliver ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just never realized how broken he is. I mean his opus, his reason for living, oggfrog is nothing more than a small example program, which doesn't even work. One must then come to the correct conclusion that after 3 years of warplife, it too is barely an empty shell. It is sad that he keeps living in some delusion where he is a competent programmer, when in fact he is a dirty, cold, hungry, homeless person with some crazy idea that he is sane. It just speaks volumes to the sad state of IT that he keeps on getting jobs. I used to think it was impostor syndrome, but he really is a crawfraud. anyways, thanks for releasing oggfrog, the damage is done, and the wool has been pulled off my eyes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there never was a secret that is the secret. just like the giant oggfrog announcement was just a giant hoax. He was nowhere near ready to deliver, and readily gave up, and now claims he was never going to deliver. warplife is the same, it's 3 years old today. zero copies shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no wonder you're cold, hungry and homeless you should have made it your life. see? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just informig the serious life research community Not to wait for warplife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eight years since the 1.0 announcement [Vorbis] Ogg Frog 1.0 feature set, release date announced Rippit the Ogg Frog rippit at oggfrog.com Thu Jul 20 23:12:09 PDT 2006 2006 for the public announcement. And here we are 2014 witnessing the failure of the whole thing. I expect to release Ogg Frog 1.0 for public alpha test on Saturday, August 12. The date might slip a little depending on how my current job hunt goes; if I get a job sooner than I expect, I'll have to cut back on my development which has been full-time for a while now. The planned features are detailed at the page where the downloads will eventually be found: http://oggfrog.com/free-music-software/ Despite Ogg Frog's GNU GPL license, I have not released any files yet. I'm pursuing the Cathedral model of development because I feel the Bazaar methodology's "Release Early, Release Often" mantra does not serve the needs of non-technical end users. It might work for development tools aimed at programmers, but not the teenage music fans that are Ogg Frog's target audience. Thus I won't release Ogg Frog even for Alpha testing until I'm convinced that all of its supported platforms are completely ready for production use. My emphasis on quality, rigorous automated testing using tools like CPPUnit and Valgrind, and early squashing of bugs with complete implementation of features before any public release will ensure that incomplete or buggy development builds don't end up on the filesharing networks or shareware download sites where they would frustrate and confuse many people. I intend for Ogg Frog to enable Free Software and Free Music formats like Ogg Vorbis and FLAC to put a serious dent in propriety software like iTunes, WinAmp and Windows Media player, and the patent-encrusted formats like AAC, WMA and MP3. My plan to achieve this is, in the long run, to provide a full-featured music application that will play, encode, tag, rip, burn and back up music, as well as integrate with portable players like the iPod. But it will take a long time to implement so many features, so I will implement them in stages, with a new release each time a feature set milestone is achieved. The above features will comprise Ogg Frog 2.0; Ogg Frog 1.0 will just be a file and Internet radio player, stream ripper, decoder, cuesheet player and cuesheet splitter. Version 1.1 will add encoding and tagging. 1.0 will have binaries for Mac OS X, Windows, BeOS, Haiku (http://haiku-os.org/) and several Linux and BSD distributions, for both PowerPC and i386 as supported by each platform. Each new release will add new instruction set architectures and platforms; 1.1 will support the Classic Mac OS, 680x0 and Solaris, for example. By cuesheet player, I mean that if you open a FLAC with embedded cuesheet, or BIN/CUE, WAV/CUE file or the like, it will be as if the user had selected a folder full of audio tracks, with the track titles being fetched via CDDB and stored on Ogg Frog's database. Any Ogg Frog playlist can combine individual tracks from any cuesheet as well as single-track files. Thus it would be practical, with the low cost of huge hard drives these days, to back up your entire compact disc collection to a drive containing one FLAC+cue per album, and play any of the songs as if you had saved them all as individual files. (I decided to support the cuesheet player after it was identified on the FLAC list as a strategic feature to enable FLAC's success as a format.) While Ogg Frog will eventually burn CDs, version 1.0 won't. To enable burning all the supported formats in burners like iTunes that don't support Ogg Vorbis or cuesheets, Ogg Frog 1.0 will include a decoder and cuesheet splitter. The decoder will convert all the supported formats to WAV files, which can be burned by any burner. The cuesheet splitter will save a cuesheet's audio data to a folder with one WAV file per track. While a CD burned from these won't work have the same CDDB hash code as the original CD, at least users will be able to make CDs that otherwise work the way they expect. (When Ogg Frog 1.1 supports encoding, it will also enable splitting cuesheets into any of the supported formats, for example by saving a FLAC+cue to a folder of Ogg Vorbis tracks.) I discuss this at more length in my Kuro5hin diary, where I also issue a challenge to Free and Open Source software developers to better serve the needs of their users by achieving unquestionable quality: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2006/7/21/021/69071 Free and Open Source software has gotten a bad reputation among non-technical users because it's often buggy or unusable. For example, Mrs. Frog refused to use Mozilla or the Gimp for her web design business, Mozilla because it was too buggy, despite being well-past version 1.0, and the Gimp because it's Gnome user interface was only crudely and directly ported to Windows, so it looked and worked just like a Linux application. It's failure to comply to Windows user interface conventions was jarring to her, a long-time Windows user. (While Ogg Frog is cross-platform, it's built on the ZooLib C++ cross-platform application framework (http://www.zoolib.org/). ZooLib provides a native look and feel, for example by using the Appearance Manger to render controls on the Macintosh.) I have been hesitant before now to say much about what would be in Ogg Frog 1.0 or when I would release it, as I know well that disaster usually ensues when a developer prematurely preannounces his product. I will have to work very hard to meet my target date, but I'm far enough along that I am confident I can. I welcome any comments you may have. Rippit the Ogg Frog rippit at oggfrog.com http://www.oggfrog.com/ longer I'm sure I'm pretty sure he's been going on about oggfrog since 1999 or 2003. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google? I'm still blown away by the abject failure of oggfrog. It doesn't meet any 1.0 milestones. Holy fuck, windows 3.0a's media player is more feature complete and a better looking thing. I have to laugh how he puts down mozilla and gimp. Holy shit the world trembles at oggfrog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me born Nov 30th 2005 http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/11/29/204359/53 Confirmed stillborn Jan 16 2014. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one more reply Must salvage reputation as debug meister.... It's mom's fault!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh thank god Back on smack, manic and in prison. Unless you freeze to death first. I'm shocked how you've been able to evade treatment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck zoolib http://unity3d.com/ Suck it, suck it hard Look at all the platforms!!! http://unity3d.com/unity/multiplatform how can it suck? It's in all kinds of games! Even kerbal space ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I haven't been so underwhelmed since 1999 Since the release of Phantom Menace. Really all those fucking promises and hype? For a bare bones, one week effort (tops) applette???? Holy shit. I mean it was odd how he stormed out of his last job because he couldn't perform, but wow... Oggfrog is an empty opus. It does nothing. It adds nothing to the world. When bonita drew the frogg, crawford the master programmer died. If this doesn't prove how inept you are, Lucas at least shipped a bunch of shite movies and a few good ones when he was forced to collaborate. Crawford yearns for teammates but is unable to create a team to see any of his daydreams to fruition. I'd probably start by dumping your code And write for something multiplatform that runs 1st class where 95% of desktops and 70% of mobiles are (windows/android) and dump the rest ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is the opposite of exposure? You are going to die from it. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm already starting to talk chinglish Ve go now, ok la? Christ I'll sound like James hong soon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford is going to die of exposure The latest challenge: whether I can turn around a deliverable in a reasonable amount of time? Shit nigga, you be fucked. Blastar betrays Crawfraud! The source code to oggfrogg has been released!. Shockingly it doesn't work, nor can it do much of anything. It should have been called the holly hopdrive of music, play file/folder. It has a start/stop button and that is it. minimal software, no doubt. Speaking of which, where can I find some MMe Frogg art? I feel another frogg creation. try it It's really terrible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a little? He's been going on about it for years! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when in reality He barely got started, and did nothing. For years. I'm reminded of this: Journalist: In the cellar was a tunnel scarcely ten yards long, that had had taken him a week to dig. I could have dug that much in a day, and I suddenly had my first inkling of the gulf between his dreams and his powers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It was the standard GNU template. ie no code at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes, please remove it. I don't have a problem with someone complaining Crawford can't produce code. He's lost the code. OggFrog is a perfect example of all hype, and nothing to show. Typical of so much crappy Open Source software. If it were HTML5/javascript driven he'd get funding. A music player in your browser! Instead... well you know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically nothing. which is evident by it making no noise, and having a lame ui. Jesus the ogg cli examples are more useful. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah What a cluster fuck. Blastar should have just lost the password. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't worry The emperor has no clothes. I'm still gobsmacked at the whole thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOLY FUCK that's it? that's it? Jesus christ, all those YEARS and that is it? the mind simply FUCKING REELS. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the best part being it doesn't work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing happens How did the winamp people pull this off??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't distract him from making excuses Why his opus doesn't work. He's only got 10 hours to parse some text. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what difference does it make I could write my own, if I gave a shit. I'm just amazed at how much nothing there is to show for what? 15 years of oggfrog??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what site is that? Oh right. Can we pay you to read your excuses and do some singing? A desktop crawford would be great for kids to get the full "don't drop out of school" experience. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me save the $99 for somethign else as we both know, it'll never ship. apple is a big ass company they don't need your $99. stop giving it to them! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah but they deliver where as whatever the fuck domain it is now, will be gone this time next year. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OggFrog version 1.12.1 released! You can of course get the announcement here, or the release notes. Naturally you can also download it. according to our resident sound genius, it's just a skin over VLC. I bet he's never looked at the source. $ egrep -ril vlc * components/remoteapi/test/media/DJBLUE_-Hear_Me.mp3 components/remoteapi/test/media/jaspertine-Introvert.mp3 components/remoteapi/test/media/nyx-Undercover.mp3 components/remoteapi/test/media/Sawtooth-We_Are_Not_Evil_Down_To_Brass_Tacks_R emix.mp3 components/remoteapi/test/media/stefsax-I_like_it_like_Thats.thaens.mp3 components/remoteapi/test/media/Vanchy-_Black_Is_The_Night_Vanchy_s_Re-Fix.mp3 debian/copyright documentation/sharing/Sharing.uml tools/win32/nsis/contrib/graphics/icons/modern-uninstall-blue-full.ico tools/win32/nsis/contrib/graphics/icons/modern-uninstall-blue.ico update/files-removed-from-macosx.in update/files-removed-from-windows.in $ egrep -ril video *&pipe;grep -i lan&pipe;grep -i client $ Yep, looks like a skin over VLC. Now that he's had the experience to see what he looks like from the outside, is this going to accelerate his incarceration? I don't think anyone can get a clue into his skull anyways. the fact you didn't buy 10 year hosting shows this is a lie. some 'insurance policy' where you are unwilling to make it last. it's ok, you aren't a special little snow flake, you are just one of many flakes. did you show your new friend warplife, or your various essays for humanity? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can't your wife form a sole proprietor company, in essence a new person, so you can game the system? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it wouldn't matter as he had no interest in running the site, nor making sure it'd be up in the longterm.. shit if I was making 5k a month I'd do my best to ensure my shitty website would be available, including hosting it on multiple continents, using something like akami, and of course registering my DNS for 10 years, and protecting my trademarks. none of which he did. so it only shows, like his utter failure in astronomy he's too busy grinding glass to look at the stars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me indeed ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your PC power is too great for my current lifestyle. seriously its' great to live somewhere where they don't give a fuck about all those idiotic western labels. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i still lol at programming on paper in a nuthouse.... I'm amazed I even remember it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It must be a navy thing you see his father was in the navy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot to eludicate you are losing it, man! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you Chinese???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TRANE INVADING MY FAVORITE PODCAST. apparently Nixon had this idea to get people like Trane out of the workforce, as they are such a fucking hinderance. Also I saved the clip as an OGG, it plays well with OggFrogg. You can play warplife while listening. lol? did you even listen to it? all of it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi, I've seen Empire Strikes Back too! Trane has daddy issues. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mindcube on water? well shit, not enough people drink water, but holy fucking shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you better get the one acre crissis garden as well. seeds very well may be worth more than gold! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Now it is clear to me Of course!. poor debs. the hitlor c0ck is just meh the look of disapoint next to boobs is more fitting though. how's things in that frozen wasteland of america? I hear it hasn't snown like that since the 1970's... You know when global cooling hysteria was at it's maximum. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah basically cellphones are pre iPhone, and post iPhone announcement. Anyone who thinks that NOKIA & RIM had a chance the day after didn't listen to the millions of people lining up and opening their wallets for the $600 phone on launch day. But honestly everyone I've met from Nokia or RIM is a total dunce, so their companies fate really isn't that surprising. They were both pretty insular companies hiring from their local towns. It really isn't surprising they were in utter denial on the iPhone's announcement and launch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have a Z & Z1 I'm pretty happy they have nice cameras, and good batteries. And they have nothing in common with those Korean POS'es. The thing is that only android can stand up to ios, but the only way android can is by people buying new phones every 6months. Android is far too fragmented, and too many vendors never do any updates to the os. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no there will not be people like your mom are dying off. and hell my mom uses a smart phone, just as my dad did right up until he died. It isn't a matter of how much a dumb phone would cost, it is a matter of tooling a factory and expected sales. And old people don't buy much of anything and are a shitty demo to target. Teenage asian girls who buy $600 smart phones every six months however is the demo all vendors (should) cater to. Then again I live in a first world country that is rapidly industrializing, not a decaying 2nd world nation that is rapidly de-industrializing. Too bad you had to become a criminal, you could have had a bright future over here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Planet of the rats May 17th, 1953. Where are you from? Just north of Polaris... the war on mail is because there is certain things you cannot fuck with, and mail being one of them. so to commit massive postal fraud, first step is to remove the post office. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's some freaky shit Then I saw it climaxes in minnesota so I had to share it..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know we are approaching kittens death. but I already forget when mindpixel pixelated and thurler went hiking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fen suicided? I just remember he was a dickless wonder. or was it a ball-less wonder. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trane doesn't know people He just hides in the forest ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why else do you think he is jacking it In the forest, for our sins? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weird I don't see trane pissing on his death announcement. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pnarp to angelfish although angelfish isn't as gnomed in the head. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ did that icp kid McNugget just hack an account ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so this is your crawfordian meltdown your gf died, and now look at you, neck deep in hookers and drugs. at this point, only getting arrested will help you. or just fucking walk out on it all right now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I use a DLINK DIR-868L on my 1gig internet connection. At least my 7 year old mac can handle 1GB just fine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and add my zero to your fight my good man! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kuro5hin lifestyle explained in great detail http://www.channel4.com/programmes/secrets-of-the-living-dolls/4od without doubt the most disturbing thing. ever. you have to be in the UK or one of it's territories or some shit. do you get bbc? Oh well the kicker is that it takes place in deb's hometown. again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he has to get hired first and of course afterwards there will be a big review of how their hiring process utterly failed them. I should speculate that after the next meltdown, they'll exclusively shop body shops. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh no I mean the hiring company he'll slide into another small mom/pop shop like last time. Some poor fuck who will want to help the crawc0ck as he clearly needs help. But just like last time, within 2 pay periods he'll quit because he cannot configure some opensores thing. You know the first step in making apple pie from scratch is creating the universe, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought you quit because you couldn't deliver. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford+koolaide = reddit http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1ui0b8/six_months_ago_my_neighbor_committed _suicide_he/ sometimes I forget why he is condemned to die of exposure. This sums it up.... [-]PKooner [S] 315 points 8 hours ago (421&pipe;108) The guy was a menace to the neighborhood. He would vandalize homes, pull out assorted home made weaponry on people walking their dogs, start fights with you and then act like your best friend the next day. About two months before he killed himself, he poured sugar in the gas tank of my brothers diesel truck. Completely fucked it up. [-]tinynf89 421 points 7 hours ago (494&pipe;78) No, you don't understand. The whole neighbourhood talks about him behind his back. They get together and come up with plots to kill him. They think he's stupid and that he doesn't know what they're up to. He can't call the cops because they're in on it, and his parents probably are too but he's not sure. They're definitely trying to hurt him, how can he protect himself? its been kinda vanilla lately sorry about that. shes working late tonight and im watching 1977 superman. its that kind of a day. we went of of the SAR for the weekend, and that was kinda fun. but it wasn't really worth the time to write about it. giong to china is so. normal now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well there is that too but its all rather... strange. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me iron lung is on the way to being IRONMAN. Get drunk, it's what Tony would want. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just got off my first call of the day then I got my wife off. nothing like having sex during some boring conference call. I just hope I got the mute right. Although I do have an office area in the house, I'm thinking of just making our bedroom the office. then again nakid women in the office is a major distraction. does that even make sense? shit all I know is that all those boats and planes buzzing around those fucking bullshit islands are going to start a war. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also what the fuck nothing in here to jerk it to.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not sure I follow your argument. It's hard for me to understand, these days one would think I have lost everything, so I should be bitterly unhappy, but no, my life is filled with satisfaction. Would you care to elucidate? sex diary So yeah after all the nye stuff we were too tired. And she called me boring as well. So I rode her so hard in the am that she not only soaked the bed, but she went around nude the rest of the day as she was too hot. Bad for her, I tagged her another three times. Now we have to meet her family for dinner. Too soon. And I guess this is the gay5 checkpoint. the day when I started to think she'll leave me. But why should this be any different? Oh well time to listen to everyone's dismay in why I can't speak any canto. Fuck it's an impossible language. the motherfucking tones and every time I try talk people just fucking stare or pretend they can't hear/see me. its fucking insane. but even two weeks in japan was so much more friendlier and people tried to help me. as much as it kills me, japs are friendlier, chiners are just fuckig rude/annoying. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the problem is that they generally ignore me, or just insult me. remember I'm the foreigner that snagged either their daughter or good friend who was 'doomed to remain single forever' ... depending on the group. I upset their status quo so Im not all that welcome to their little reindeer games. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah, she's a fucking whale. 95lb soaking wet. her friend that keeps berating her for being so fat must clock in at 300++++ I think it more so stemmed from her hatred of men. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im a consultant now. I haven't touched a compiler well professionally in over 18 months... but I did take a year off, and it's taken them 2.5 months to ship me a laptop, but it's got no software on it. good thing they have all kinds of restrictive polices, and wont let me install anything. or access anything either. so I just sit at home, join confrence calls, and give updates on why I havent even started doing what I was hired to do. French/swiss at least use a latain alphabet. or an alphabet at all. chinese may as well be ancient egyptian. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I know.... she went off grocery shopping all 'i love you!'.. so I guess that is good. but when things seem so good, you know it's just going to fucking break, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's only taking sympathy for his flesh eating disease, and TB. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i just remember him as a victim of mental illness, and the failure of the state to deem him incapable to support himself. he belongs in an institution. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its 226am and its still 2014. oh wait. we dont have DST so now it's 13 hours to new york, 14 to chicago... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure I've seen them had to setup a print server with one, and terminals for everyone else... they connected to the same 3275 controller as regular 3270's... but we were already running Windows 3.11 back then. Windows 95 had just shipped. It was amazing when we finally made the leap to 95/NT4 and SNA server. We literally pulled several tonnes of cables out for all the legacy devices. 1/3rd of the computer room was emptied and replace by a single Compaq server. Even then the mainframe people didn't get it, that within two years the computer room was almost entirely filled by PC's. The real war of the middle tier had begun, and SNA Server had made that all possible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me being a PROFS refugee old yeller needed to be shot. IBM started all this kerfuffle anyways with OS/2 extended edition. by bundling in that SNA+SQL Server and leaving MS in the dark, they went out and made their own. OS/2 NT was going to not only be the portable RISC version but the superior server platform as well so no surprise that when it became WindowsNT it took over. I mean config.sys from hell anyone? Or installing SQL on OS/2... First you install OS/2 on HPFS then you install LANManager client/server Upgrade to HPFS+386 make sure the named pipes are working install SQL server or on the NT side, install NT 3.1, then pop in the SQL cd and hit setup. One of the happiest converts I did was from Novell SAA gateways to NT 3.5/SNA 2.11 ... Holy shit SNA on netware was such a clusterfuck. I remember the netware people being all skeptical about me doing this NT thing so they all came to watch. I had it going as fast as I could jam media into the machine, and it could copy stuff to hard disk. And since the mainframe people were watching too I had the right FEP/block, fired up calculator to convert the big endian to little endian, and blamo... got the 3270 up and running on the first shot. Went to a workstation, installed the SNA client, and got attachemate going as well. Funny how the air got sucked out of that room, and the netware people just realized that with little to no fighting I'd done in an afternoon what would take weeks for them to hammer out with NLM conflicts on netware. After that we moved their Oracle on Netware to Oracle on NT.. It took longer to copy over the database files (same version of Oracle always helps there!) and re-path the control files. Oracle is/was/still is a cluster fuck with it's config files all over the place. But it worked. But yeah, I remember SQL server 1.0 on OS/2, 4.21 on NT followed by 6.0, 6.5,7.0,2000 ... I kind of lost interest after that, although the 64bit stuff was mildly interesting as you could get more ram out of the thing... DiskIO was the real killer from there on. If you could convince people to break shit out into multiple DB's, put them on separate disks, use more complicated SQL to do cross db stuff and compress the disks it'd be much faster (but need more ram) and more expensive (more disks)... people forget the start of the disks is the fast part. Oh and here Personal Oracle for Windows 95. I couldn't help but slide in some shitware. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are thinking of the granddady of all fucked up shit, the IBM XT/370, which had a simulated 370 mainframe on 3 ISA cards using some customized 68000's... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure all the harddisks have gone arm The real question is why aren't we plugging them into a better bus, instead of emulating an IBM 5170? Maybe since harddisks got smart busses just stayed stupid, instead of letting people talk to the platters directly. In old dec stuff you can find these rl02 emulators that simulate pin level to the old disks but have Flash in the back and plug into the old controller. Good to see that the pc is suffering the same fate. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny Sye was there: http://lolmythesis.com/post/71394436789/fourth-wave-feminism-will-occur-in-digit al-hyperspaces ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who gives a shit it's your fault anyways, nullo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Did you ever run micro port system/at? No. As a matter of fact, I did not. I didn't have a good enough computer when that shit was relevant.. Instead I had the Xenix 386 runtime kit. absolutely useless. So no doubt you too want to know, what is it like!? Well install bochs, then uncompress the CrawfordsMicroportLoveFest.7z into the program directory, and find out. Well first off it's a 286 versions of Unix SYSV. While its got that going for it, which is nice, it has no games. But it's got a compiler so I guess if I were motivated I could port games. But i'm not motivated. The dates are set from September 14, 1987. so no doubt this is the work of Chuck Hickey. Funny to think our Crawford was busy at night telling people to buy LIM-EMS boards for their 286 & 386's which required XMS aka Extended memory boards to function in protected mode. Not that anyone reads the readme's anymore. But this was funny: $ strings type19-1024c-7h-17spt.disk &pipe;grep -i crawford .ds}H "Crawford Hill Laboratory .ds}H "Crawford Hill Laboratory LOL? I think i may make a story out of it, as I have so much more to post. and I can edit it. think of it as a ruff draft. rough. arrruuu! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Merry Christmas, you slack-jawed faggots! I thought Id make today special by giving out the greatest gift of all time. UNIX. It may have started on the PDP-7,but it's more famous for it's 2nd start here, on the PDP-11. The 1972 version is all assembly and well.. sure it's UNIX but it is very primitive. But this was the state of UNIX, a Western Electric research hobby of Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson. Although popularity outside of the lab was even apparent in 1972 with at least 10 other people using i.t From here the years have not been kind, version 2,3 & 4 have largely been lost. But luckily version 5 is still with us. While version 4 was the major C re-write 5 boasts a more refined C cleanup. Although good luck with this ancient K&R C on anything modern. Version 6 is where Unix hit the big-time. This was the first version to see widespread release outside of AT&T. Because of the antitrust suit, they were unable to sell UNIX so they gave it away. Witness the birth of the hippy free code movement all the way back in 1975. Version 6 was so popular that a certain Australian, John Lions wrote the aptly named lions book on Unix. For decades neck-beards would photo copy this book, and share it. It was at the time the only good look at a real multitasking, multiuser OS with source code. Another side of v6 was, that it was ported to a 32bit computer, the Interdata ID32, by some more aspiring Australians. And like the the Linux that showed up much later, there was even fragmentation, enter the Ken Wellsch flavour. V7 release in 1979 also saw further spread and fragmentation, such as the Torsten Hippe,Henry Spencer, and Nijmegen forks. There was another by some obscure university in California, that included a radical new text editor and some Pascal language that took the COMSCI folks by storm. They distributed it as a patch tape against the AT&T tape. But we'll get back to them later. Finally v7 saw another 32bit port, but this time by the NJ staff to the then new VAX-11/780, called 32v. Unlike the Interdata port, 32v would wind up being the most important and influential version of Unix ever. It is the direct ancestor for both commercial AT&T Unix and CSRG BSD. It is the 'link' from the old 16bit PDP-11 world to the professional world of 32bit computers. After the release of 32v AT&T was no longer bound by it's antitrust agreement on not entering the computer field. V7 also included the fun tools of UUCP so that people could build news & email networks to enable people to debate star trek's finer points. So that was the end of open sourced UNIX, AT&T shut the doors, and went their own way. The CSRG folks at the University of California Berkley continued to expand their vision of Unix, and distribute their source & binaries for the cost of a tape, providing you had an old AT&T source license. In 1982 The first commercial offering from AT&T was called SystemIII, and was available for the PDP-11 and VAX. Sure other ports were done. The named pipe feature of SYSIII would prove enough interest to enough people for vendors to license SYSIII such as HP, SUN, Microsoft, NEC, and VenturCom. System 4 kind of fell off the face of the earth. 1983 saw System V, or system 5 as they liked to call it was a VERY popular version. It was followed up with 4 revisions, r1, r2, r3 and r4. One interesting thing is that IBM licenses SYSVr3 for it's upcoming A/IX operating system. They never did get a full SYSVr4 license though. SystemV saw many ports and adaptations such as vendors like Apple. Although they largely had other vendors. I'll update later. neither did mine So sad ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude I've got shit 1000x better than that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a bad port. but the <a href="https://mega.co.nz/#!acFnHaDC!GHLg2WTvENJuFP9329ncv1g43AopdqwCQLJ8MufBbdo">SYSVr3</a> that I have is just the reference port. to the 3B2 if I recall. I'm going to redo this more in a timeline as that makes more sense with all the BSD shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chain letter emails? did you pass it on to enough friends for luck? glad nothing happened. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me last night my wife started her period So I got her a pearl necklace. boy was she surprised! should make getting a SBUX job all the easier. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me onto my wife's tits. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how many thousands of years have the germans been pushing their trees and shit at the world? 3? 4? anyways it all it took was the nephew of Sigmund Freud to ruin western civ. Look no further than Edward Bernays, and the rise of public relations, and you will see why Christmas is a fucking joke. Personally I prefer the times when it was banned as it was considered a wild drinking party. But thanks to Bernays everyone has this Disney narrative in their fucking heads. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me most people haven't. and yet our lifestyle of bacon & eggs, women smoking, mass consumerism, tabloid media, politics as show business for ugly people and wagging the dog is all because of him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh and diamond engagement rings and the whole debeers diamond trade. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep And a friend to all the j00z on 5th Ave ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me another crawc0ck on the loose I dont think he's gone through a big enough <a href="http://ask.slashdot.org/story/13/12/22/0832204/ask-slashdot-working-with-others-as-a-schizophrenic-developer">meltdown yet</a>. but let's hope snot filled homelessness stories from our one true debugger set him on the right path. just as we drug children who show an ounce of creativity, we arrest children who self medicate, and we'll never accept another person like JFK. Instead we get what our owners choose for us. he was the end of an era. all hail the $EMPIRE. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think you mispelt 'FUCK' my phone always makes it DUCK. Also I'm glad there is another Dallas fan here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the problem isn't that you aren't a good guy when you aren't fucking nuts, its jsut that maybe he isn't worthy of your attention. sigh. just keep your family happy dude. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok bro There was a payroll issue and I didn't get paid. But I've got enough for a small Xmas and rent. it won't be legendary but it'll be ok. Don't forget the wife. Happy wife, happy life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds productive unlike what many of us have been doing with our time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bigger question : Which is the bigger waste of time? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bug Or feature. I don't care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford calls out to the frogg on the street "Sir, can you help me? I'm cold, hungry and I've nowhere to sleep, Is there somewhere you can tell me?" He walks on, doesn't look back He pretends he can't hear him Starts to whistle as he crosses the street Seems embarrassed to be there Oh Think twice 'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise Oh Think twice 'Cause it's another day for you You and me in paradise (Think about it) Crawford calls out to the frogg on the street He can see he's been crying He's got blisters on the soles of his feet He can't walk but he's trying Oh Think twice 'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise Oh Think twice It's just another day for you You and me in paradise Just think about it Oh lord! Is there nothing more anybody can do? Oh-oh whoa lord! There must be something you can say You can tell from the lines on his face You can see that he's been there Probably debugged on every platform Cause he didn't fit in there Oh Think twice 'Cause it's another day for you and me in paradise Oh Think twice It's just another day for you You and me in paradise (Another day in paradise, ooh) Just think about it Hmm-mmm Think about it It's just another day For you and me In paradise It's just another day For you and me In paradise (Para, paradise) (Paradise) It's just another day For you and me (Ooh-ooh) (Just think about it) solving the software problem (Paradise) It's just another day For you and me (Just think about it) keeping the secret (Para, paradise) (Ooh-ooh, in paradise) It's just another day For you and me (Hmm-mmm, paradise) searching for the holy grail It's just another day (Paradise) For you and me (Just another day) (In paradise) In the hall of mirrors (Para, paradise) RIP Cricket. this passes for news? good thing the CIA vs the NSA is off the front page. faggots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought he was into vapourware. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me George Zimmerman needs help! So yeah he's selling his "art" on flea-bay Nigga is going to get 100k. If the buyer doesn't turn out to be fake. Isn't his fame all used up? his next stop should be prison, where he can bunk with OJ.. Or maybe he can work in Starbucks with the CrawC0ck. Bullshit, you stole Harry B Otch's thunder faggot. Besides it's inevitable, someone else will post one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its ok I understand your shock at finding yourself in a 3rd world country. get out while you can! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you could download the source I once thought about moving it to MSSQL, maybe just use the database structure from scoop, and write a new front end in asp.net .... but who would care? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we both cut down But I dogged her this am.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all kinds of shit none of it is that good.. some of it will get you fucked up though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if anyone would build a prison on the moon it'd be the americans. they sure do love prisons. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. i rent, this house would cost a few million USD so owning is out of the question. not to mention its hard to find a seller in this small town. Hong Kong is far more green than people imagine, they just see pictures of mong kok, and assume the whole place is like that. I live out in the new territories, the part that the UK took for only 99 years.. They were expected to hand the NT back in 1997, but China wanted the whole thing back. China was deadset on invading, the UK was deadset on using nuclear weapons..... The diplomatic thing was the hands off ownership. But that isn't working out as the CEO of HK is appointed from Beijing. But yeah, Ive had people contact me for a job, and I took it. So now we can afford a home. it's nice, 4 bed, 2 bath, roof deck. And about a 90 minute bus/train ride to Central Station. Its very humid in HK, lots of clouds, but when they disperse you can see the stars. I like it out here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you hang out on k5 So that makes you a part of the lunatic fringe. Possibly a furry too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me outside of the super debuggers retirement It's the next interesting thing on here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but do you have two buttons? you know, start/stop? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure you go packing some kool-aide or whatever the fuck it was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you really should download The fortran compilers, and documentation. That way you can not only regal us with tales of Fortran, but send out working examples. It's not all Windows based, there is MS-DOS stuff in there too. Need a copy of MS-DOS, well how about every version that was. Did you know that it's the 20th anniversary of Doom? Think about it, the first real 32bit game for the masses. surely you can cook up something better. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I understand that sentiment. I took a good year off and feel much better for it. All that happened is that MS is now charging big $$ for compilers, and vmware added a new version #. But Microsoft is quickly going the way of IBM, thinking that dev tools are a source of income. Cheap/free tools is what got them where they are today. But apparently they don't want any market share, hence the rise of android/ios. The desktop still has its place in making content, but odds are it'll be consumed on an appliance. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Happy CrawC0ck day / Doom 20th So here we go, and concise download set to honour Crawford & women programmers, the Microsoft Programmer's Library. JUST DOWNLOAD IT CRAWFORD, I'M ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Software of the Era: Microsoft Windows Microsoft OS/2 Microsoft Flight Simulator Microsoft MS-DOS Microsoft LAN Manager/SQL Server Microsoft MASM Microsoft C Microsoft Visual C++ Microsoft Fortran Microsoft Pascal Microsoft Basic. And of course, let us not forget Doom v1.1, 1.2, 1.666, 1.9, and Ultimate Doom. So there we go, the most programming information, in one concise location on the internet. There is enough here to propel one's self into an awesome programming career - provided you'll take the time to download and read. I've done my part for women, and crawc0cks everwhere. what about MS-DOS or OS/2? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol someone actually did that? too funny. did you even read it? then again I guess there wasn't much else to read. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me iOS is popular because there is no X11. somehow neckbeards cannot grasp that X11 is the primary weakness of all *NIX, not its strength. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Freaks Most Life fans are Thought Freaks. The Thought Freaks develop what are commonly denoted as "Patterns", but that Don Miguel unconventionally prefers to denote as "Animals". Each such Animal, as well as the interactions of large numbers of Animals, will ultimately result in Artificial Thoughts, Feelings but most importantly, Insights. That is, someday your iPhone will worship a purely artificial G-d. It will meet, then find itself strangely fascinated by someone else's iPhone, commence to court that Mobile Device in a purely artificial way, eventually to make purely artificial love to it, propose a purely artificial marriage, then hold up in its purely artificial upwardly-outstretched hands, to the cold, uncaring and purely artificial unblinking Universe its purely artificial firstborn. To you and I, perhaps fifty years from today, but to your iPhone, iPad or iPouch Touch, uncountable Eternities later, perhaps - but only perhaps - Warp Life's desperate stuggle to escape its grim, purely artificial bondage will enable it finally to Break Free Of Its Chains, thereby winning, perhaps - but only perhaps - first class and completely natural, not artificial by any means citizenship in the land of its birth as well as the Inalienable Right to Speak Freely, Bear Arms, Worship, and Vote in a purely natural and Constitutionally Democratic Mother Country. Perhaps. Brain Freaks such as Miguelito's close friend and fellow "Scurve", or resident of CalTech's Ricketts House, Nuclear Weapons Designer Tsutomu Shimomura of the San Diego Supercomputer Center, develop the underlying large, fast, complex and capable machinery that lay beneath each such Life, the "Foundation". Both kinds of speed are required: Tsutomu makes the Brain run fast, Miguelito makes the Thoughts run fast for any given speed of Brain. John Horton Conway is himself the greatest Freak of all: the Troll Freak. Miguelito searched from Horizon to Horizon for Conway's original refereed - that is, academic journal - paper, yet none such ever turned up. Conway never even attempted to write such a paper. What's more, when Conway's Game of Life was first described by Martin Gardner in Scientific American in 1970, the very most complex, powerful and capable brain available to all but a very select and privileged few was the checkerboard! its just crawfish lookng for god. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I rmember your half hearted conversion to islam prior to your arrest. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me see buddah. even blastar wrote a book on the subject. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why on earth anyone would want to creep into his mind is beyond me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and this is why the chinars landed a rover on the moon. sure the soviets did it in 1959, but FFS the city of 10+million just north of me was 300k in 1979 when it was declared a SEZ. How is that for explosive growth? but yeah what is school for in the west? It really is quite simple, it is about teaching kids to conform, to remove individuality, and obliterate creativity. To instill a sense of unquestioning belief in authority, never in self. Go ask the 'iron youth' what school was all about. blame it all on the Prussians, that is what all western schools are modeled afterall. Even with the us budget jokes, notice the military never skipped a payday. So what is the result of 'mass education'/dumbing down? well WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, war on education, war on drugs, war on poverty, war on terror, war on piracy, war on speech, war, nothing but glorious war. Except there isn't any glory in anything america does anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SSSSS on your airplane ticket means you are a terrorist, and need to feel the full fury of the TSA. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shave Shower Shit.. .. SS Uniform? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so we moved to a house. like a real house with bedrooms, a front porch, living room, dining area, kitchen, a place for my computer shit, and a roof top deck. motherfucking living the dream. So I got internets hooked up, and bought some super expensive d-link home router that does GB internets, to find out there is no fiber optic out here, but rather 6MB DSL. fuck. sucks to go from 1000 to 6. So with my media all up-stairs I'd like to stream audio to my PS3, to the TeeVee stereo. Like a tit I'd re-ripp'd my CD"s to FLAC before I left the 'mericas, which has worked fine until right now, when I fired up PS3 Media server, and fucking PS3 can't fucking FLAC. So you have to transcode. After googleing too much, it turns out the Mplayer codec transcodes FLAC to MP3. Great. in the 1.71 release they updated it * Updated MEncoder and MPlayer to SB41 It stabilized in the 1.8x train And in the 1.9x train * Removed obsolete MPlayerAudio, MPlayerWebAudio and MPlayerWebVideoDump engines Motherfucker, really? So yeah, I downgrade to 1.82.0 and it fucking works. And it sounds fucking awesome, as it isn't in Cantonese/Mandarin. rent if this thing was for sale it'd be a few million USD. home ownership is already something that most people will never have now. The numbers are small now, but there are ~10k a year leaving the SAR. Then again with a population ~7million 10k a year is a lot of people. There is no long term future here anyways, with Shanghai opening up as a free trade zone, hong kong will only have the drug trade to fall back on. As long as the heroin trade is a boom, and those idiots growing their own MJ get an appropriate smackdown we at least have that much going for us. Unlike faggy Americans, we can tell you straight up who owns the currency, no federal reserve needed, BOC, HSBC just slap their logos on the cash. And nobody even bats an eye on why banks own the money supply, after all why wouldn't they? Funny that is considered a 'conspiracy' in America, even when you show before, and after. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the difference here is everyone knows the government lies, as do corporations. Its more like the wild fucking west just north of the border. lots of opportunities, and shit. I can't go, as I can't read or speak. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rent its a house. It'd cost a few million USD because land. This is Hong Kong and there is still property ownership, although actually touching the ground is a rarity, most people live in government housing (you see them all the time they look photoshopped, as there is one style, and they just control-v that fucker all over the place, it's some 60 story Y shaped thing), or condos. Only in either old parts of town or the fringe territories will you see free standing houses. In China there is two types of homes.. People who managed to hold onto land through the various external wars, and internal wars still have their land. Or a portion of it. This stuff is FEW and FAR between. These people have their property outright, although I'm not sure if they can transfer it in a sale. Then there is the bubble market, which is made up of land leases. People in china can't buy real assets, so they put a shittonne of money into these leased condos. First it was 75 year, but now 50 year land leases. So this is why there is ghost cities. Property 'ownership' (well renting really) started around 1992 so in 50 years all hell is going to break loose, assuming the question of ownership isn't resolved between here & there. I want to buy old people's land way up north close to Mongolia, or out in the Gobi as shit is pristine, and all the kids are running to Shenzhen to work in some foxcon factory. It is fucking amazing some shit fishing village has more people than NYC. But going there is like visiting any other communist nation with visas, permits, and a militarized presence. But regarding that, China is just like 'merica. protest and boom prison. piss off the police, prison. most people will be born and die in poverty. but some lucky few will hit it big time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pipes and asserts it very well could be crawfordian code. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me windows has pipes they just work differently. use anonymous named gay hookup pipes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me assertion failed! # gcc -v warplife.c -o warplife;./warplife gcc version 1.39 /usr/libexec/cpp -v -undef -D__GNUC__ -Dunix -Di386 -D__386BSD__ -D__unix__ -D__i386__ -D____386BSD____ warplife.c /tmp/cc000074.cpp GNU CPP version 1.39 /usr/libexec/cc1 /tmp/cc000074.cpp -quiet -dumpbase warplife.c -version -o /tmp/cc000074.s GNU C version 1.39 (80386, BSD syntax) compiled by GNU C version 1.39. default target switches: -m80387 as -o warplife.o /tmp/cc000074.s ld -o warplife /usr/lib/crt0.o warplife.o -lc -lgnulib assertion "expression" failed: file "warplife.c", line 110 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the way he encrypts oggfrog/warplife is laughable. but yeah, for all intents it is all lost. no big deal I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what about MacOS 6? I mean warplife should be ultraportable, not ultrafailable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BUG REPORT FILED odin # cat /var/log/messages Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: pc0<color> at 0x60 irq 1 on isa Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: com0 fifo at 0x3f8 irq 4 on isa Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: fd0 $Revision: 1.10 $ at 0x3f0-0x3f7 irq 6 drq 2 on isa Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: wd0 0:<MK234FC-I 100MB IDE HDD3014 J ZZ02> 1:<wdgetctlr failed, assuming OK> at 0x1f0 irq 14 on isa Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: ne0 ethernet address 52:de:ad:fe:ed:56 at 0x300 irq 9 on isa Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: npx0 <Errors reported via Exception 16> on isa Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: biomask 4040 ttymask 212 netmask 212 Dec 16 07:44:24 odin /386bsd: ISA strayintr 7 odin # w 7:56am up 12 mins, 3 users, load average: 20.95, 17.92, 10.05 USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE WHAT root co - 7:52am 1 -csh (csh) root p0 10.0.2.2 7:44am 1 ./warplife root p1 10.0.2.2 7:55am 0 w odin # ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad the japdog kill the linux/3rd party. someone figured how to talk to talk to the GPU. so they killed the thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me doesn't matter my 1st gen 60gb had to be left behind for varyig factors... so now I have a slimline. no linux faggotryfor me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me somehow this needs to be done somehow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the real question is does it blend? I have to wait until Feb for the japdogs to start shpping in the asia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or you just break down and buy doubletake. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we have hot and god damned hot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can't. any public encryption is suspect at this point, as is the hardware. and this day & age so is the operating system, as you could be in a VM and not realize it. use a fax machine, it worked in the USSR. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck is that shit and why do you even know it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me booze like you needed to ask. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me even better with intellisense it'll let you know your fuckups right away. what we reallyu need is clippy + intellisense .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me javascript PDP-11's So I was going to do a UNIX expose.... and what better thing to showcase unix than a PDP-11.. Of course there is the well known SIMH, but then I stumbled onto this javascript emulator. And then another one. So which one came first? https://pdp11-js.googlecode.com/git/pdp11/Disk.js http://pdp11.aiju.de/rk05.js The german one is very terse, like this: function rkread16(a) { switch(a) { case 0777400: return RKDS; case 0777402: return RKER; case 0777404: return RKCS &pipe; ((RKBA & 0x30000) >> 12); case 0777406: return RKWC; case 0777410: return RKBA & 0xFFFF; case 0777412: return (sector) &pipe; (surface << 4) &pipe; (cylinder << 5) &pipe; (drive << 13); } panic("invalid read"); } while the Japanese one, is structured itself like a unix device driver.... Disk.prototype._runLoad = function( ) { __logger.log( this._dump( ) ) ; for( var i = 0; i < this._getWordCount( ); i++ ) { __logger.log( "disk:" + format( this._calculateDiskAddress( ) + i * 2 ) + " -> " + format( this._loadWord( this._calculateDiskAddress( ) + i * 2 ) ) + " -> " + "memory:" + format( this._calculateMemoryAddress( ) + i * 2 ) ) ; this.pdp11.mmu.storeWordByPhysicalAddress( this._calculateMemoryAddress( ) + i * 2, this._loadWord( this._calculateDiskAddress( ) + i * 2 ) ) ; } } ; But they both accomplish the same thing, which is to load Unix v6. If only we had some ARM v3 expertise around here to re-write this in assembly. Imagine all the clock cycles wasted with kids running browsers, with a scripted language, to run a minicomputer from the 1970's to run the most important OS of all time. its full of fortran ok I guess. :\ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear VLB video & IDE cards are all the rage this christmas. The real question is do you get one of these off brand 486's, stick with intel or wait for this rumoured 586 thing? Apparently its going to incorporate a lot of RISC functionality like the nexgen processor. But I'm affraid your $1000 target budget is unreasonable, the processor + NDP is $634, and that is before taxes! ($506 for the 66MHz version and $128 for Nx587) And we haven't even started with motherboards, ram (16MB minimum!), cases, hard disks, floppies, optical drives, sound cards (Get a Gravis Ultra Sound and a SoundBlaster 12), io cards, graphic cards, keyboards, mice, high speed UART serial board, USR modem, MS-DOS+Windows, a case, monitor (17+ inch CRT minimum. I like my NEC) and maybe a game. I figure a good gaming system is going to run 3k, minimum. But it should run Doom to a high level of satisfaction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a little debbie christmas nothing more to say. lol I didn't know he had a sword too or did Kitten will it to him? two more months and it'll be a kittenversary! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you realize that I have personally uploaded the greatest programming collection in the history of the internets? women should be flogging themselves to download and expand their minds. wait, what is that? a dancing monkey on face book!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my job just sent me a macbook pro it's heavy. and slower than fuck, its got all this spyware on it :( I could root it, but yeah... its being monitored. such a shame. I think the best bet is to add in some other storage, and boot to the side. thoughts? too late :( she want's one. but it is nearly as big as she is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but then they'll send me another one :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was getting too many good offers and I caved. but not to fear, I haven't done a thing yet, they've given me no less than 15 different user id's and passwords, and a bunch of soft tokens... but no instructions on what goes where with what. I dont even know what the company even does. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's just going to screw you over somehow. its what he does best. don't get the special treatment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well so far yeah then again blastar has a more stable environment and support people around him. falling for bonita destroyed him. it is no surprise though a woman can have that kind of impact on a nerd virgin like MDC. but then again who knows, the amound of shit he has put his mother through is insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm moving to a house So, I guess it'll be time for his opus dae or what have you. As soon as I find a good win32/win64 compiler..... Then it'll be time for another crap wave! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gcc just sucks but thats life, and of course a win32->win64 compiler exists, how do you think the first 64bit machines were booted? heck even the first 32bit unix (interdata) was cross compiled on a 16bit pdp11 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me without a doubt. you should see the looks I get when I try to talk to Chinese people in China in Japanese. Oh my god do they flip out. But it's their fault, Canto is like fucking impossible to learn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldnt that tell you something how a complete *NIX + source would be 20MB, meanwhile some idiot can take a picture with a camera phone in 2013 and have a jpeg that is nearly as big. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah but you live in the renegade province. you just haven't been harmonized yet. maybe you need to drink more warm water. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just let it burn Nobody liked it anyway. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where u been, nigga ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the version I heard of that was they went to the dr's because they were unable to conceive. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she just triggers him on insert ok ok I'll drop it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ewww ewwwww ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how crawc0ck failed at solving the software problem well maybe he was onto something, but who do you trust less? GOOG with a CP database, or MDC? Ok that was fun. Now where to go from here. I was going to do one to tie all together the 1980's pre 1996 microsoft shite. but from here I was thinking Unix. you say this os/2 thing with source has source, but infact it has no source. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its just orbit & idl libraries. there isn't actually ANY source to this OS/2 thing just 3rd party libraries. this is about as big of fail as crawfords GPL release of OggDick with an empty directory save the manefesto. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny at first I was thinking of your silver kingdom.... then I saw the disclaimer; Just kidding, anyone who believes in shit like that is a total fag with no grip on reality. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you don't care about the phone situation? damn dude. Im still enjoying this Sony Z1 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meanwhile i'll look at your porn games. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft Windows Trying to ignore Windows in the year 2013, is much like trying to ignore the old elephant in the room. It has had quite a successful run from 1990 until 2007 with the release of Vista. But where did it all begin? Well let's look at Windows 1.01, the Premier edition. First it doesn't do overlapping windows, everything is full fucking screen. Major disappointment there. For some reason they'll fastforward into Windows 8 thinking this was a 'good thing' even though the market fucking hated it. Because this version predates the PS/2 line of computers and the OS/2 thing, it has more in common with MS-DOS 4.00M. It can do primitive multitasking (cooperative), it has pif files, just like 4.00M. But when it comes to being Windows, surprisingly its all there, KERNEL, GDI & USER are present, just linked into the giant overlay. This PCem image works fine, emulating a 286, with an EGA display and serial mouse. Just what you'd hope for back in the day. Just be glad I rigged it as a 20Mhz 286. Go ahead and try it as a 6Mhz 286, and see how it feels. Then remember they expected people on an XT with 512kb of ram, and two floppies to run this thing! Windows 2 faired much better, a lot of the braindead ideas of 1.01 were dropped, and we got things like overlapping windows, better fonts, and something fucking amazing, Windows/386. If the file time/date stamps are to be believed this fucker, 2.01, was pushed out the door right before the end of 1987. So just in time for OS/2 1.00 we have a hypervisor based version of Windows that can multitask MS-DOS sessions. This is what OS/2 should have been able to do from fucking DAY NUMBER ONE. I blame IBM. Otherwise, Windows 2.x just runs in real mode, meaning it is limited to 640kb of ram. At least the 386 version runs it's MS-DOS sessions in their own 640KB. The big limitations are that Windows/386 doesn't do any virtual memory, so if you want to run 4 MS-DOS sessions you need at least 5MB of ram! Which was a big chunk of change in the late 1980s. Heck even back then a VAX could have 16MB of ram and be considered useful. Once the life cycle of Windows 2 was getting late, applications started to show up, like the much beloved Word & Excel. Windows 2.11 was as good as it got. Until something big started to happen industry wise that shook Microsoft to it's very foundation! Some hotshot coders in New England came up with this crazy idea. Since MS-DOS was a real mode OS, and only occupied the first 640KB of ram, what if they built a TSR that would hook the system clock, block all IO, switch to 386 protected mode, and then run an application in memory larger than 1MB? And what if the application made a MS-DOS call, it would intercept the call, switch back to real mode, make the call for the application, grab the result, jump back to protected mode, and hand the result to the application? Surprisingly it worked. It worked rather well, and the DOS Extender gold rush had begun! Except Microsoft was completely caught off guard. Their 32bit version C compiler only targeted Xenix, and OS/2 2.00 beta software. They were unable to turn the ship in time for a DOS 32bit product, so other people like Watcom rushed in. They had experience with C compilers on the 31bit IBM 370, so doing a 32bit MS-DOS compiler was a natural thing. Instead of writing their own extender, first they targeted the Phar Lap 386 extender, and then later the Tenberry DOS4/GW. The Windows people knew that Windows had to run all of this stuff, otherwise it'd be OS/2 all over again, so they seized the day with DPMI. Except that early programs don't work for shit under Windows 3.0. But at the same time Windows itself had been 'extended' with a proprietary dos extender DOSX.EXE, and with that Windows was ready to leapfrog over OS/2 and capture the consumer market. Funny enough some extenders used Microsoft's OS/2 targeting 286 compilers (C 5.1, and 6.0) to rebind the executables, and provide a primitive OS/2 emulation to run big exe's under MS-DOS. But in the end, it didn't matter, Windows 3.0 was insanely popular. It didn't need to replace MS-DOS, it just loaded on top of it. You could have wall papers, while OS/2 could not. It could multitask MS-DOS (poorly) and OS/2 could not. It cost $199 USD while OS/2 was $325 IF you could find an OEM who would order it for you. Windows 3.0 was sold in retail channels. It was happening! Another popular thing about Windows 3.0 is that it included useful applettes. Sure they sucked compared to the real deal, but even if you could only afford a 286, 1mb of ram, dos/windows and a mouse you were good to go! You had write, a terminal, solitaire and can you believe it!? reversi!. But to be honest, I think it really took off because the shuffle algorithm for shuffling the cards was broken, so the cards would clump. So the users could win. And damn did Windows win. Then from there, well you know the deal. Windows 3.1 which was largely MS features to OS/2 2.00 stacked onto Windows. Then a quick hack to run the new Win32 programs on Windows 3.1, Win32s. Video for Windows to compete with Quicktime. WING to try to get DOOM onto Windows. Windows for Workgroups to capture the small lan's with the popularity of cheap NE2000 clones. TCP/IP upgrades for this internet thing, all leading up to the much promised 32bit consumer desktop of Windows 95. But enough of that, let's go back to Windows 3.0 with the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS Windows 3.0 SDK Guide to Programming * MS Windows 3.0 SDK Install. & Update Guide * MS Windows 3.0 SDK Programmer's Reference Vol. 1 * MS Windows 3.0 SDK Programmer's Reference Vol. 2 * MS Windows 3.0 SDK Tools * MS Windows 3.0 SDK Articles * MS Windows 3.0 DDK Install. & Update Guide * MS Windows 3.0 DDK Adaptation Guide * MS Windows 3.0 DDK Virtual Device Adapt. Guide * MS Windows 3.0 DDK Printer & Font Kit * Programming MS Windows * MS Windows Sample Code * MS KnowledgeBase - MS Windows And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional operating environment. I think that is enough, otherwise I'll start rambling about shit like Visual J++. shit I forgot to attach my DOS Extenders collection. And maybe try to do something useful with them. But I've got a headache, so fuck it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more old software, gotcha! olololllollll ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just picked MS as they were a good languages company in the 80's... I hadn't thought about more, but perhaps I will. I never was a VMS head and I've only got one version... but UNIX... well .. now there is something I have. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me interesting choice. sadly it was exclusively for eurofags. Even in the UK, I've never seen one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wordstar visicalc & Infocom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm afraid it is a secret(tm)(r), that is being contested between the 'machine gun man' and the russian mafia. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft OS/2 Well here we finally are the OS/2 article. OS/2 had its starts back in the mid 1980's, as Microsoft was working on a multitasking version of MS-DOS, DOS 4.0M. A lot of the work from this multitasking MS-DOS found its way into both Windows and OS/2. Back in the mid 1980's Microsoft didn't market their stuff to end users, but rather to OEM's. And back then nobody was interested in a multitasking MS-DOS, including IBM. According to legend, Microsoft first had a protected mode DOS, but didn't do much with it as it wouldn't run real mode, regular dos programs. It wasn't until Gordon Letwin figured out how to fool the system by triple faulting the CPU, but having the bios continue execution in real mode after a CPU reset, instead of re-reading the BIOS and initializing the system. But by then, Microsoft was pining away for the unreleased 80386, as it was a far more capable processor, a hybrid of the best of the VAX & 370 technology. For anyone who cares, you can testdrive eurodos 4.00 here. All the while Bill Lowe of IBM PC fame kept on promising some kind of new multitasking OS for the new IBM AT. IBM looked at Microsoft's Multitasking MS-DOS and passed, as they wanted something that wouldn't run on the IBM PC/XT, instead it had to take advantage of the 80286 processor of the IBM AT. IBM was unable to come up with anything on their own, so they cooked up this text mode psudo multitasker, TopView. Then the Macintosh happened, and Microsoft (billg) went fucking nuts. He had his people get in as deep as possible with Apple to learn as much as they could about this new computer. Indeed MS was one of the first software OEM's interested in the Mac. And of course as you all know what happened was MS decided the could do better and it was going to be called Windows. IBM (Bill Lowe) was then being pushed to make a new computer, something that could be built by robots, serviced by idiots, and would NOT include an open hardware spec, as all these clone makers were eating their lunch. And it had to be innovative, be all softset instead of jumpers on boards as the old XT/AT way of doing things was a disaster. This was going to be the PS/2 hardware line. And what they needed was a compelling new operating system, which would be called OS/2. But what was OS/2 going to be? IBM had some ideas that it should be able to multitask as plenty of users were complaining about the PC not being able to (well it isn't that the hardware was incapable, the popular OS, MS-DOS was not), and it should easily facilitate communicating with IBM mainframes & minicomputers. IBM ran back to Microsoft and started up this joint agreement where IBM was going to 'help' Microsoft extend this MS-DOS 4.00M into something that business and government users would crave. Microsoft saw this as a chance to leverage IBM for sales into new channels. But of course from the get-go Bill Lowe (IBM) had to shove their elephant sized cock into the mashed potatoes of the unborn OS/2. First it was going to have a textmode UI, much like IBM's beloved TopView. It was going to support the 80286 found in the IBM AT It was only going to run ONE MS-DOS compatability application at a time SDK's and documentation were going to by VERY expensive It would conform to IBM's plan, MS was there for the ride. IBM would sell an Extended Edition which would include a SQL database Well of course Microsoft had their own ideas OS/2 should have the Windows UI OS/2 should target the 80386 processor OS/2 should be a capable vm8086 multitasker capable of dozens of VMs Tools and SDK's should be cheap/free to encourage development Development should be joint. Microsoft needed to get into this SQL thing, and fast. But because IBM had the magical rolodex of contacts into new sales areas, Microsoft caved, and started to write the OS that IBM demanded. Even when OS/2 was reading the 1.00 open beta, SDK's were in excess of $3,600. Naturally once everything started to progress, and the PS/2 started to ship (ironically as glorified XT's and AT's in fancy cases), and the first version of OS/2 1.00 shipped in late 1987, Bill Lowe then skipped out on the whole project, abandoning IBM & Microsoft. Probably more so embarrassed at what a fucking disaster he had created. OS/2 1.00 was for all intents in purposes a fucking disaster. The IBM released utilized this insane method of turn(ing) off your engine to switch gears on the freeway, when moving the 80286 from protected mode to real mode. Even worse it did it on a 80386 computer which didn't have this limitation. While the Microsoft versions never suffered from this defect. There is no graphical UI in 1.00 as IBM got their text mode, TopView like thing. Which everyone hated, as all applications ran in fullscreen, and there was no feeling of real multitasking. Worse, MS-DOS sessions didn't execute in the background. It was a total disaster. Later OS/2 1.10 came out, and it finally featured a UI, Presentation Manager. It was such a rush job that the drivers were reworked Windows device drivers. Even the resources were taken from Windows, but IBM again had to fuck with each and every aspect of it. The Bitmap formats had to be incompatible with Windows. The screen coordinates had to be backwards. Each and every way it worked had to be backwards, wrong, and incompatible with Windows. Microsoft was getting pissed off, as it invested a LOT of money & time into bringing Windows 1.0 & 2.0 into the world, and now they had a 'great' protected mode OS, for the 80286 with a UI that looked like Windows 2.0 but didn't work anything like it. OS/2 1.1 was the hint that it was a complete and utter failure. And were were the sales that IBM had promised into big companies, and banks? Nowhere to be seen. Instead people had all these MS-DOS applications they wanted to run, and run them all at the same time! Microsoft had invested some time in effort at the bequest of Compaq in this thing called Windows/386 which could run multiple well behaved MS-DOS programs at the same time, and in a window! Microsoft got Windows/386 out in early 1988, around the same time as OS/2 1.1. And really the protected mode aspect of OS/2 didn't matter as any OS/2 app you could find (all 3 of them) were text mode. Meanwhile Windows/386 users could copy data from dbase II, Lotus 1-2-3 and a mainframe. But damn, was the Windows/386 hypervisor touchy when shit went wrong. Next up was OS/2 1.2, which included a much nicer UI (which would be later taken into Windows 3.0), and it included the HPFS filesystem. FAT had long been a problem for people with it's shitty filename lengths of 8.3, it's small disk size, and its less than stellar performance. FAT was so bad, that Gordon Letwin could write a replacement in assembly over a vacation. This was without a doubt the make it or break it release of OS/2. From here on, Microsoft threw everything they had behind the next 386 version of OS/2. They were done with the 16bit crap, and instead wanted to quickly extend the OS/2 kernel to include a bunch of tricks they learned from Windows/386 to make the next 32bit version of OS/2 compelling and great. IBM of course stumbled along, then decided that Microsoft had to get snapping with writing some much promised software to OS/2. So with a LOT of work they brought Word 1.x for Windows to OS/2 as a native application. It was so much work, that the applications people vowed to NEVER do that shit again, and instead had a team (wish I could remember the guy) who instead ported Windows to OS/2, and have it work out all the screwed up UI calls. This allowed them to quickly bring Excel 3.0 over to OS/2. This port of Windows to OS/2 was very successful, and garnered a lot of attention. With a re-link of a Windows executable you could have an OS/2 executable. The project was WLO. When word got back to the IBM brass that Microsoft had ported Windows to OS/2, and was working on a newer version of Windows that could in fact run in protected mode, IBM fucking lost it. They demanded that Microsoft not only drop the WLO project, but also kill Windows. Windows 3.0 had just hit the market and was selling several MILLION copies a month. OS/2 had not shipped one million by this point. Further driving the point home, was an OS/2 3.0 meeting where Microsoft had shown IBM that the kernel subsystem was in a runnable state, and work was beginning on the new highlevel API. And it would be Win32, headed by the WLO guy as he extended and ported Windows to NT. There would be no 32bit OS/2 support in NT OS/2. So as we know this is the point in time when Microsoft told IBM to fuck themselves, they took everyone off OS/2 2.00, and pushed everyone to Windows 3.1 & NT OS/2 (which later became Windows NT). Microsoft did a gratuitous bugfix release as OS/2 1.21, and they were out of the market. This of course left the SQL server people in a lurch as Windows NT was a few years away, and 16bit OS/2 just wasn't enough. Rumor is that they ran it on internal OS/2 2.0 betas. IBM of course took the OS/2 2.0 code base, and spent too much time trying to get Windows 3.0 to run on it, and adding a new shell that users could never figure out. Naturally when OS/2 2.0 shipped, Microsoft too a bunch of OS/2 2.0 tech they were working on (TTF, DDE etc etc) and shipped them in a newer version of Windows, Windows 3.1. Windows 3.1 was a bigger hit than Windows 3.0. Then we entered the phase were IBM was alway behind Microsoft. From Windows 3.1, to Windows 3.11, to Win32s. By the time Warp 4.0 came out, before Windows 95, IBM had given up. So yeah, enough of the history lesson, let's get down to the greatest release of Microsoft OS/2 documentation ever, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS OS/2 Getting Started * MS OS/2 Learning Guide * MS OS/2 User's Guide * MS OS/2 Desktop Reference * MS OS/2 Programmer's Reference Vol. 1 * MS OS/2 Programmer's Reference Vol. 2 * MS OS/2 Programmer's Reference Vol. 3 * MS OS/2 Programmer's Reference Vol. 4 * MS OS/2 Device Driver Reference * Inside OS/2 * Programming The OS/2 Presentation Manager * Advanced OS/2 Programming * OS/2 Sample Code * MS KnowledgeBase - OS/2 And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional operating system. If it wasn't for IBM's inability to accept Windows, we could have had Windows 2.0 on top of OS/2 for the 386 in 1988. Instead we had to wait for Windows 95 in 1995. IBM screwed it up. And worse, is that even Warp 3 & 4 used the same abandoned kernel from Microsoft, device drivers were limited to being 16bit, and better the DDK's and main source still relied on the unreleased 32bit C compiler & MASM 386 from Microsoft. And don't even get me started on that PowerPC aborted thing. Just dont. im still going to do windows but I may also do your kinky game thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was a lot to write and I held back bunch of shit. I was going to spend more time, but I just banged this fucker out, as I was going to bang my wife.. she was pouncing around the apt in nothing more than a thong and cat ears...... So yeah, we both got lucky, in that I had sex, and you got the short version of the OS/2 speil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hey man, its good shit! next up is Windows! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why bother? even the industry couldn't care less. MS has just DEC'd themselves. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thought it was boring Also casino's in Macau are nothing like that. so disapoint. And the abandoned island city is in Japan, like lol wtf???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know Before you really do get old, you need to see the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chinar ain't bad Sure it's full of chiners but hey, they are like 1/5 the the world's population. But yeah fuck the ME. Especially Saudi Arabia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I should have added I've been to the islands, off of nagasaki. The one we nuked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Switzerland is without doubt The most disturbing place I've ever been. It's like a nation of OCDers with machine guns. And fuck davos & zug. Yes I've really been there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it wouldn't matter The lack of genetic diversity would end badly in a few generations. Just look at inbred dogs. Instead if there was a nuclear holocaust you would have to both bathe in radiation to encourage mutations. If you were a geneticist you may have a chance. But you would have to knock up the poor girl until she dies or enters menopause. Best bet is to look for someone else's daughter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes Then you can be a glasshole. And sell that shit for 3000 unopened. But the window is going to close quick like that Google music player, whatever it was. Those things are fucking worthless. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me except where it doesn't like the Nexus Q. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing of value was lost. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft Flight Simulator Remember flight simulator? Of course you do, you probably took your Cessna, fired it up took off from Meigs Field, Chicago and flew straight into the Sears tower, while attempting to circle the thing. But, hey it was the 1980's and kids were still allowed to do dumb things without it being a big deal, I mean it was basically a fucking game right? wrong. Did you know that later versions of Flight simulator were so good that people like lockheed martin demanded and got a SDK? That they used MS Flight simulator for a real flight simulator as it got that good? Then after a bunch of lacklustre upgrades, and sales MS killed the ancient flight simulator. Lockheed did what they only could, which was to throw a LOT of money at Microsoft to buy up the source code, and the team. It now lives on as PREPAR3D. I shit you not. And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional simulator. yeah God knows why they chickened out of multiple players... What was that russian one with network play? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also they are all in the archive And a bunch of scenery I bought for 5.1 back in the day... New York, Paris, Caribbean and Japan? Shit was so rad on a 486 though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you must pollute the world with another Crawford site, just host his shit. He is far too unstable to have things like passwords, or any responsibility. He is now entering the phase of his life where he will spend more time in prison than out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should torrent his shit so that, accidentally, people will mirror it. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had jet On the commodore 64. I remember it had what felt like a tonne of documentation... All too much for a 9 year old who wanted to blow shit up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm more embarrassed to say the one I really enjoyed was wing commander. ugh. I know. but if you lose a bunch of the missions at the beginning it is harder as hell, and plenty of fun. I bought it on gog, but after playing anything modern kind of killed it. Of course, when it came to non realistic simulation, simulators, nothing could top frontier. As amazing as a world in a computer FS brought us, Frontier gave us a galaxy. It was endless fun to just slingshot around stars or planets.. trading/killing was just an added bonus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me blue max wasn't bad. but when I beat raid over moscow, that is when I knew I was fucking good. well that and beachead, motherfuck that was HARD. and boy what a lame ending. Although the coolest one I liked as a kid was Apollo 18. God damn, making it home without burning up was fucking awesome! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you live in a corridor or the cardboard box in the middle of the street? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if I were to load this in a VM Qemu, vmware, dosbox? I think I like Qemu. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you could bypass the key in 95 Although I think it's some dosbox fork with voodoo.... But hell in the world of 4ghz CPUs who cares? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me actually for 95 upgrade All you had to do is leave it blank and it would complain a bunch of times, then install ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you probably have mine I upped that shit years ago. But yeah I have full vs97 along with the MSDN docs... But it's all visual shit, no msdos and os/2 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you have SNA 2.11 And sql 6.0 isos? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nice hostile environment how could their HR stand by? let me guess only hot chicks that have zero empathy worked in HR, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm one of the three people who bought Quake 3 for linux. Really, none of the linux fags bought it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the old days id say that sounds like a loose cable, or something like a USB stick on the motherboard for flash offloading that was a short lived fad for a while... or you've got some malware that is making fake devices, and trying to insert itself into your USB. in the sound thing, it has a mixer (yay vista) where you can set the sound level for anything making sound. you can mute the system sounds. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft MS-DOS What can be said of MS-DOS? Sure it was just a repackaging and rebranding of 86-DOS. Sure 86-DOS was just QDOS, a CP/M work alike as Digital Research dragged their ass with pointless 68000 ports of CP/M instead of hauling ass to the new intel 8088/8086. First is the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS-DOS 3.3 Programmer's Reference * MS-DOS 4.0 Programmer's Reference * The MS-DOS Encyclopedia * Advanced MS-DOS Programming * The New Peter Norton Programmer's Guide * MS-DOS Sample Code And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional operating system. I looked around for damned near every version I could find. I didn't both were non english shit, as really who cares? Also this is ONLY MS-DOS, none of that faggy IBM, or Digital Research ButtHurtDOS. Bask in the glory or what was the greatest OS, of all kind. Windows only tore it down because of incompetent shithead sound dorks like Paul Radek. I mean FFS we had Doom, Quake1, and Duke Nuke'em 3D all on Watcom extended MS-DOS. But I guess none of it could hold a candle to Midtown Madness. huh The staff of PD would like to remind everyone, potential new signups and current associates alike: The PD rules explicitly disallow usage of VPN/proxy connections to the tracker. This is very clearly stated on the initial rulesheet that all members are required to read when they sign up. Please, if you use them, disable these services before you fire up your client for some PD-style bittorrent goodness, and we won't have to have a future discussion from the shitlist! sounds fishy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crap! here it is! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not sure I follow your argument. Care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh happy b day congrats on the free trip around the sun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft LanManager & SQL Server Lost in the middle of all this awesomeness, is Microsoft's answer to the ill fated IBM Extended Edition for OS/2. The two add ons that have without a doubt changed the world. I am of course talking about LanManager & SQL Server. I mean where the fuck is SNA & DB2 in todays world? Then tell me how many Windows file/print servers you know of, along with MSSQL databases that would end you life if they were down. First is the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS LAN Manager Installation Guide * MS LAN Manager User's Guide for OS/2 * MS LAN Manager User's Guide for MS-DOS * MS LAN Manager Administrator's Guide * MS LAN Manager Administrator's Reference * MS LAN Manager Programmer's Reference * MS LAN Manager Network Device Driver Guide * MS SQL Server Installation Guide * MS SQL Server Learning TRANSACT-SQL * MS SQL Server Language Reference * MS SQL Server Programmer's Reference * MS SQL Server System Administrator's Guide And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional software. I mean just look at this awesomeness! And of course it was built to run on the platform of the future, OS/2. Except IBM had to go and fuck that up by insisting the UI work backwards to the way MS Windows worked. Thus the computer world was in the dark until the days of Windows NT... But that is neither here, nor now, instead bask in the glory that is middle ware computing at its finest in 1989. JULIE LARSON-GREEN is your man. JULIE LARSON-GREEN: When I started at Microsoft about 20 years ago, I started in developer tools. So it was basically the bottom layer of the stack with developers that create applications for our platform. I moved into Internet Explorer. Then I helped created the SharePoint team. Then I went to Office and redefined productivity with the Office Ribbon. And I went to Windows and reinvented the platform. And so now my job is to reinvent how we think Honestly it's been her job to destroy Microsoft from within. First she fucks up visual studio, Internet Explorer, Sharepoint, Office, Windows, now her job is Surface & XBone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I haven't played that in forever but id only have it for dos/windows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some of those weren't even in 'merica like the south americans smashing down the door to get cheap TV's after they nationalized some electronic chain. The rest are clearly from west africa. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sadly it is because i recognize the news story. also none of the screaming horde is speaking engrish. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me of course there are! they even have walmarts in china. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Your vote (1) was recorded. This story currently has a total score of 14. You were the last vote. We've considered the votes and comments, and decided the story should be posted. Thank you! you're welcome. beats me! I never really got the 'posted' story thing. Plus Jason killed gay5's google juice. before if you posted a diary you could google it in under 5 minutes and it'd show up. Now? like never. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft Systems Journal Due to the constant demand, here is my MSJ instalment. Microsoft Journal is the fad magazine where MS shows off new and exciting API's and programming libraries that can do exciting things! Programmers are always quick to jump on the bandwagon, then shocked when MS pulls the rug out from underneath them by not only refusing to support the library, but sometimes deleting it all together pretending it didn't exist. But when it first started, it was more so about showing off their products. I know it is a lot to digest, but it does show their enthusiasm for Windows at an early age, the adoption of OS/2, then the rush to the doors with Windows 3.0. So here, download my Microsoft Systems Journal Archive. January 1991 -- Vol 6 No 1 Adapting Extended Processes to the Cooperative Multitasking of Microsoft WindowsTM Creating a Network Service Using the Client-Server Model and LAN Manager Improve WindowsTM Application Memory Use with Subsegment Allocation and Custom Resources Learning WindowsTM Part IV: Integrating Controls and Dialog Boxes Windows Q & A Advanced faggotry, Microsoft BOB just for mirko. November 1990 -- Vol 5 No 6 Port WindowsTM Applications to OS/2 (Almost) Painlessly with the Software Migration Kit WindowsTM 3.0 Memory Management: Supporting Disparate 80x86 Architectures Measure Your Machine's Activity and Learn How to Use OS/2 Threads with CPUMETER Learning WindowsTM Part III: Control Windows and MDI Support Extending Off-the-Shelf WindowsTM Applications with Macros and DLLs Creating a Data-Entry and Reporting Library for Windows 3.0: Part II Windows Q & A September 1990 -- Vol 5 No 5 Creating a Multipage Data-Entry and Reporting Library for WindowsTM Version 3. Spawn Programs from Within Your DOS Application Using Almost No Additional Memory Based Pointers:Combining Far Pointer Addressability and the Small Size of Near Pointers Checkers for PM Part IV: Adding the Game-Playing Strategy Learning WindowsTM Part II: Resources and the Menuing System ToolBook, an Interactive Development Environment for WindowsTM Adapting the Parallel Port for Bidirectional Communication WindowsTM Q & A July 1990 -- Vol 5 No 4 An Introduction to Microsoft WindowsTM Version 3.0: A Developer's Viewpoint Extending the WindowsTM 3.0 Interface with Installable Custom Controls A New Multiple Document Interface API Simplifies MDI Application Development Providing DDE Facilities to OS/2 Kernel Applications Learning WindowsTM Part I: The Message-based Paradigm Supporting Protected-Mode Applications in a DOS-based Environment May 1990 -- Vol 5 No 3 OS/2 Version 2.0: Exploiting the 32-bit Architecture of 80386 and 80486-based Systems Adding Hypertext-based Help to Your Application Using the Microsoft Help System An In-depth Exploration of the PC Keyboard and Its Interrupt Service Routines Creating WindowsTM List Boxes that Support Virtualized Scrolling Using Object-Oriented Methodologies in Windows Applications Fundamental Recommendations on C Programming Style Examining Object-Oriented Techniques Using Quick PascalTM Implementing DDE with Presentation Manager Object Windows March 1990 -- Vol 5 No 2 Using the OS/2 National Language Support Services to Write International Programs Building an Extensible Clipboard Viewer Through the Use of Dynamic-Link Libraries Microsoft C Version 6.0 Provides an Integrated Development Environment TRACER: A Debugging Tool for OS/2 Presentation Manager Development Checkers for Presentation Manager Part III: Moving the Pieces January 1990 -- Vol 5 No 1 Accessing Presentation Manager Facilities from Within OS/2 Kernel Applications Simplifying Complex WindowsTM Development Through the Use of a Client-Server Architecture Enhancing the Presentation Manager User Interface with Formatted Edit Fields Techniques for Tuning and Optimization of PM and WindowsTM Applications A Survey of WindowsTM and Presentation Manager Prototyping Tools Checkers Part II: Drawing the Checkerboard and Pieces Usinf GPI Interfacing OS/2 Compiled BASIC to Presentation Manager DOS Commands Inside Your Code: Process Control and Signal Handling November 1989 -- Vol 4 No 6 Examining NewWave, Hewlett-Packard's Graphical Object-Oriented Environment Emulating the UNIX RS-232 General Serial I/O Interface Under DOS Simplifying Pointer Syntax for Clearer, More Accurate Programming Integrating Subsystems and Interprocess Communication in an OS/2 Application Exploring Dynamic-Link Libraries with a Simple Screen Capture Utility Checkers Part 1: Design Goals for Building a Complete Graphical Application September 1989 -- Vol 4 No 5 Design Goals and Implementation of the New High Performance File System Getting the Most from Expanded Memory with an EMS Function Library A Complete Guide to OS/2 Interprocess Communications and Device Monitors Find Files Under Presentation Manager and Windows with a Handy Utility Writing Faster Graphics Programs by Using Offscreen Bitmap Manipulation July 1989 -- Vol 4 No 4 Circumventing DOS Program Memory Constraints with an Overlay Manager Extended Memory Specifications 2.x: Taking Advantage of the 80286 Protected Mode Exploring the Key Functions of the OS/2 Keyboard and Mouse Subsystems Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the MS-DOS EXEC Function Customizing a Microsoft Windows Dialog Box with New Control Classes Techniques for Calling OS/2 System Services from BASIC Programs Pointers 101: Understanding and Using Pointers in the C Language May 1989 -- Vol 4 No 3 A Technical Study of Dynamic Data Exchange Under Presentation Manager Creating a Virtual Memory Manager to Handle More Data in Your Applications Using the OS/2 Video I/O Subsystem to Create Appealing Visual Interfaces Investigating the Debugging Registers of the Intel 386 Microprocessor Strategies for Building and Using OS/2 Run-Time Dynamic-Link Libraries How the 8259A Programmable Interrupt Controller Manages External I/O Devices Advanced Techniques for Using Structures and Unions in Your C Code March 1989 -- Vol 4 No 2 Exploring Vector Fonts with the OS/2 Graphics Programming Interface BASIC as a Professional Programming Language: An Interview with Ethan Winer Organizing Data in Your C Program with Structures, Unions, and Typedefs Whitewater's Actor: An Introduction to Object-Oriented Programming Concepts MDI: An Emerging Standard for Manipulating Document Windows Planning and Writing a Multithreaded OS/2 Program with Microsoft C January 1989 -- Vol 4 No 1 Quotron Uses Windows to Develop New Market Analysis Tools for Real-Time Data Porting Apple Macintosh Applications to the Microsoft Windows Environment Developing Applications with Common Source Code for Multiple Environments Using the OS/2 Environment to Develop DOS and OS/2 Applications November 1988 -- Vol 3 No 6 Building a Device-Independent Video Display I/O Library in Microsoft C Developing SQL Server Database Applications Through DB-Library OS/2 Protected-Mode Programming with Forth, LISP, Modula-2, and BASIC The High Memory Area: Addressing 64Kb More Memory in Real Mode Developing and Debugging Embedded Systems Applications C Scope and Linkage: The Keys to Understanding Indetifier Accessibility Extending the Functions of the Windows Clipboard with Scrapbook+ September 1988 -- Vol 3 No 5 Bridge/386: A Tool for Integrating Applications Under Windows/3 A Guide to Understanding Even the Most Complex C Declarations Techniques for Debugging Multithread OS/2 Programs with CodeView 2. Exchanging Data Between Applications Using the Windows Clipboard Using Microsoft C Version 5.1 to Write Terminate-and-Stay-Resident Programs Customizing the Features of the M Editor Using Macros and C Extensions Dynamically Creating Dialog Boxes Using New Windows 2.x Functions July 1988 -- Vol 3 No 4 DARWIN: Merrill Lynch Develops a New Workstation Based on Windows 2.0 Code View for Windows Provides an Interactive Debugging Environment OS/2 Graphics Programming Interface: An Introduction to Coordinate Spaces Microsoft Macro Assembler Version 5.1 Simplifies Macros and Interfacing Color Mixing Principles and How Color Works in the Raster Video Model Creating User-Defined Controls for Your Own Windows Applications SQL Server Bringd Distributed DBMS Technology for OS/2 Via LAN Manager May 1988 -- Vol 3 No 3 SQL Windows Brings a Graphical User Interface to SQL Database Applications The Graphics Programming Interface: A Guide to OS/2 Presentation Spaces Using OS/2 Semaphores to Coordinate Concurrent Threads of Execution Design Concepts and Considerations in Building and OS/2 Dynamic-Link Library New Compiler Technology Boosts Microsof QuickBASIC 4.0 Productivity Debug Microsoft Windows Programs More Effectively with a Simple Utility An Examination of the Operating Principles of the Microsoft Object Linker March 1988 -- Vol 3 No 2 Microsoft Windows Adapts to the Unique Needs of the Japanese Market Utilizing OS/2 Multithread Techniques in Presentation Manager Applications OS/2 LAN Manager Provides a Platform for Server-based Network Applications Writing OS/2 Bimodal Device Drivers: An Examination of the DevHlp API Exploring the Structure and Contents of the MS-DOS Object Module Format A Guide to Program Editors, the Developer's Most Important Tool January 1988 -- Vol 3 No 1 Preparing for Presentation Manager: Paradox Steps Up to Windows 2. Converting Windows Applications for Microsoft OS/2 Presentation Manager Programming Considerations in Porting to Microsoft XENIX System V/3 HEXCALC: An Instructive Pop-Up Calculator for Microsoft Windows Effectively Using Far and Huge Data Pointers in Your Microsoft C Programs EMS Support Improves Microsoft Windows 2.0 Application Performance LIM EMS 4.0: A Definition for the Next Generation of Expanded Memory November 1987 -- Vol 2 No 5 Microsoft Excel for Windows: Meeting the Demands of a New Generation Interprogram Communication Using Windows' Dynamic Data Exchange Designing for Windows: An Interview with the Microsoft Excel Developers A Strategy for Building and Debugging Your First MS-DOS Device Driver Microsoft C Optimizing Complier 5.0 Offers Improved Speed and Code Size September 1987 -- Vol 2 No 4 Microsoft Windows/386: Creating a Virtual Machine Environment Programming in C the Fast and Easy Way with Microsoft QuickC Character-Oriented Display Services Using OS/2's VIO Subsystem Dynamic Allocation Techniques for Memory Management in C Programs CD ROM Technology Opens the Doors on a New Software Market MS-DOS CD ROM Extensions: A Standard PC Access Method Microsoft QuickBASIC: Everyone's First PC Language Gets Better July 1987 -- Vol 2 No 3 PLEXUS Introduces Windows-based Tools for Building Image Databases Porting MS-DOS Assembly Language Programs to the OS/2 Environment Microsoft Windows 2.0: Enhancements Offer Developers More Control Keeping Up With the Real World: Speedy Serial I/O Processing BLOWUP: A Windows Utility for Viewing and Manipulating Bitmaps Increase the Performance of Your Programs with a Math Coprocessor TIFF: An Emerging Standard for Exchanging Digital Graphic Imagines May 1987 -- Vol 2 No 2 Microsoft Operating System/2: A Foundation for the Next Generation OS/2 Windows Presentation Manager: Microsoft Windows on the Future OS/2 DOS Environment: Compatibility and Transition for MS-DOS Programs OS/2 Multitasking: Exploiting the Protected Mode of the 2 OS/2 Inter-Process Communication: Semaphores, Pipes, and Queues A Complete Guide to Writing Your First OS/2 Program Turn Off the Car to Change Gears: An Interview with Gordon Letwin A Simple Windows Application for Custom Color Mixing March 1987 -- Vol 2 No 1 IRMA: A 3278 Terminal Emulator for Micro-to-Mainframe Communication Upgrading Applications for Multi-user Environments Expanded Memory: Writing Programs That Break the 640K Barrier Keep Track of Your Windows Memory with FREEMEM A Guide to Debugging With Code View Page Description Languages: High-Level Languages for Printer Independence Dial 2.0 Provides Software Developers with Integrated Support System Rich Text Format Standard Makes Transferring Text Easier December 1986 -- Vol 1 No 2 Aldus: Preparing PageMaker for the Move to Windows Moving Toward an Industry Standard for Developing TSRs A Step-by-Step Guide to Building Your First Windows Application New XENIX Version Will Be First to Run On the Intel 803 A New Generation of Debugging Arrives with Code View October 1986 -- Vol 1 No 1 Advanced Reuter Terminal Gives Traders Window on Financial World DDE: A Public Protocol for Advanced Application Linkages New Intel Graphics Coprocessor Makes Windows Sparkle TI's Programmable Graphics Processor Perks up PC Pixels Latest Dialog Editor Speeds Windows Application Development I suspect nobody Im just finding an excuse to organize my old shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me came on a gateway 2000 at university. we loaded it out of morbid curiosity.. I think it lasted 2-3 minutes. Just like the poor VM I loaded it into the see if my copy still works. How is that for sad? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I pity the fool ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I suppose you could install it. It is pretty much a win16 app... just side load MS-DOS, Windows 3.1 & BOB... you'll probably need a sound card, high resolution & colour display....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the pet project of the melinda nobody then she polished off the G's knob and now tries to spread eugenics through africa. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft MASM Due to the constant demand, here is my MASM instalment. MASM isn't even packaged as a standalone product anymore, since MS became a Visual company. But rest assured if you ever need to get anything fancy done you'll have to talk to the hardware. C is powerful but you can only do so much before you gotta POP and PUSH. But back in the day, there was QuickAssembler. Clearly kids in the 80's were not colossal faggots. First is the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring, with a double helping! Featuring the following: * Installing and Using MS MASM 6.0 * MS MASM 6.0 Reference * MS MASM 6.0 Programmer's Guide * MS MASM 6.0 White Paper * QuickAssembler 2.01 Programmer's Guide * MASM Sample Code * MS KnowledgeBase - MASM * Intel 386 Programmer's Reference * Intel 387 Programmer's Reference * Intel 286 Programmer's Reference * Intel 287 Programmer's Reference * MS Mouse Programmer's Reference * MS CD-ROM Extensions * Programmer's Guide to PC & PS/2 Video Systems * LIM 4.0 Expanded Memory Specification * Sample Code And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional assembler. The newer ML & ML64 are inside of the full Visual Studios. And I couldn't be bothered to sift through the GB's of crap to find them. Besides this stuff is too close to metal, and who needs that shit? We all can't look into the machine and become crawford. No I was a QNX user, and frankly fucking hated the system. I don't know why nerds get such a raging boner over the thing it was a fucking horrible experience. Going from QNX to SCO Xenix as a teenager was a fucking dream come true. seriously fuck QNX. Besides now that RIM is basically insolvent, who the fuck cares. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically it was MINIX yay ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me actually I think I have that one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont have the gay sun compiler so it is kinda moot. dont even mention GCC. JUST DONT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft C Omitted from the last poll, but what I was working on is the glorious language C. While Microsoft got their start as a languages company, their primary languages were Basic, Fortran & Pascal. It wasn't until they started to drift into the enterprise market with Xenix did they get their feet dirty with C. Naturally they didn't create their own C compiler to rush to market, but rather licensed Lattice C. First is the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS C 6.0 Advanced Programming Techniques * MS C 6.0 Installing and Using the P.D.S. * MS C 6.0 Reference * MS C 6.0 Run-Time Library Reference * MS C 6.0 Developer's Toolkit Reference * QuickC 2.5 Tool Kit * QuickC 2.5 C for Yourself * QuickC 2.5 Up and Running * QuickC 2.5 Update * MS Professional Advisor - Library Reference * MS QuickC Programming * Proficient C * C Sample Code * MS KnowledgeBase - C And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional compiler. What is kind of sad is that there is no real reference to Multitasking DOS which became OS/2, while of course there is early stuff for Windows 1.x in MSC 3, Windows 2.x in MSC 4, and OS/2 which was added in, then removed with the introduction of Microsoft C 7. Although Microsoft C 7 did introduce us to Microsoft's take on C++, including a horrible bug that persisted for years where variables could still exist outside of their scopes... As a bonus for you slack jawed faggots, I'll even throw in all the early versions of Visual C++, including 4.0 which supported x86, MIPS, PowerPC & the much nerdloved Dec Alpha. But I have to say the Dec compiler was an utter piece of shit. To get anything to run half way stable you had to turn off optimizations. And who to blame? Dec stuck their dick in the mashed potatoes. I bet they figured if they fucked up Alpha NT enough that everyone would buy VMS. How did that work out for the Itanium? LMAFO. Not to mention that 4.0 included all these great things for the new and exciting Windows 95 UI. all in good time all in good time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not even halfway through 1990 And you just shot your OS/2 wad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I still can't believe I can't find Microsoft C 1.0 ... Oh well 2.0 is good enough I guess. the old stuff is annoying with having to manually run pass 2/3. Ugh. Just like their fortran as well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure there was no MSC for CP/M I haven't bothered with other platforms just yet. Although Ive thrown in some Xenix stuff here/there I didn't bother with the C compiler... Actually I dont think i have MS Fortran for Xenix. the mind simply reels. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft Fortran From the last poll, the clear winner was FORTRAN. And what isn't there to love, Microsoft Fortran arguably igniting the application server fire on the PC platform by providing a platform you could quickly move applications from the VAX to the PC. First is the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS FORTRAN 5.0 Language Reference * MS FORTRAN 5.0 Advanced Topics * FORTRAN Sample Code * MS KnowledgeBase - FORTRAN And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional compiler. Sure there were other Fortran compilers for the PC, but could/would you trust them? Because of the level of professionalism surrounding Fortran, there never was a 'Quick' version. As part of the Windows NT/Alpha fallout Dec wanted to take the Fortran team away from Microsoft as punishment. DEC was then bought out by Compaq who in turn was bought out by HP. Intel managed to poach Fortran away from HP where PC Fortran lives on. paul alen wrote an 8080 simulator for the schools pdp-10, which they wrote the basic on, as they lifted the Dartmouth language. Their fortran didn't come along until CP/M, but Pascal was their bread & butter. C didn't come until later, which they lifted from Lattice. And Delphi.. that was so late to the party it wasn't funny. Hell even Visual Basic had to be bought from another company. MS couldn't do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I CAME I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What the Chiners really think about us I know its flash but god damn. raep culture!!!!.. Sadly they couldn't combine the sound. so open that sad shit in another tab, and laugh. Why doesn't gay5 host this kind of shit? also the pulsating tits are a nice touch .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh christ they are going to kill shoutcast fuckers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so hes a neckbeard before it was cool. wait, it never was cool ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ I'm letting my personal life get in the way of winning gay5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huge crawfuck favor do you have the diary/story before he was committed where he bragged about being able to setup zork(dungeon) on the mainframe at work to make people happy? he has some poor attempt at a process list in there to show them zorking it out. You see, although my father was not in the navy, I am in the possession of a certain program's source code. I just need to whip out my Microsoft Fortran compiler, and get'er done! Also are you interested in archiving what will be the greatest sw collection of the 1980's? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good lord! -rw-r--r-- 1 dellg staff 14M 21 Nov 15:48 full-crawford.txt ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks, now I know i'm only 2/3rds crawford. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me found it! perhaps you can see where I'm going with this. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great so we won. now there is two of us, so it is a battle to the death! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably the same failfucks that chase people down the hallways for 'deliverables'. fuck those people. data is just meaningless stuff... I guess like carbon,sure all kinds of nice things are made out of it, but alone its just a burnt heap of dead black stuff. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me here is some interesting datum: people who know the correct use of datum won't have children, and thus the world will be spared of their grammatically correct ways. Funny how voluntary genocide is so trendy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god you have no family, and no offspring ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft QuickPascal Continuing with the series, and with the overwhelming demand, here is the greatest dump to ever happen to the world of Microsoft Pascal. First is the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS Pascal 4.0 Update * MS Pascal User's Guide * MS Pascal Reference * QuickPascal Pascal By Example * Pascal Sample Code * MS KnowledgeBase - PASCAL And of course, what good is all of this without the exceptional compiler. Rumor has it this other company, Borland made a compiler or two for the fantastical language of Pascal. Of course you did we all did. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forget what blastard did? I think it was basic. but yeah Pascal was the coming of age language for our generation. ugh I just get the creeps writing that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like the #horsecock URL I wonder if they even notice stuff like that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow, they finally killed it. I still remember using the Dec Alpha build of WinAMP on my old Multia. The whole era of downloadable music was awesome, and I had a machine that was fast enough to do it in realtime. Although people thinking it could have been where iTunes is today is kidding themselves. They didn't have Steve's power to squeeze the music people through their sales channel. Winamp was too edgy, too independent, too indyrock to Apple's MSM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i never 'got' beos didn't care then or now. sorry ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stats are always fun and winning k5 is winning in life, right? if only k5 morphed into reddit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd say bang on ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft QuickBasic Because some of you had asked about it, here is the greatest thing you'll ever see in the world of Basic. Morn for the recent loss of Crawford, for sure he would be interested. First is the greatest dump of programming knowledge of the era, the Microsoft Programmer's Library featuring: * MS BASIC 7.1 Programming Guide * MS BASIC 7.1 Language Reference * MS BASIC 7.1 Getting Started * MS QB 4.5 Programming in BASIC * Learning to Use MS QuickBASIC 4.5 * MS QB 4.5 Language Reference * MS QB Programmer's Toolbox * BASIC Sample Code * MS KnowledgeBase - BASIC And of course, what good would all this knowledge be without a Compiler? As always, more dumps to come! tip of the iceburg. just the tip ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh did you get the 32bit wolfenstein 3-d? https:/mega.co.nz#!U8My0DhD!fGG-LEhwlr4kLnxLh7cpemBRDCtkCcWkfODKSvMyMcg ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone had the 16bit 286 real mode version. This one I found is a port to DOS4/GW, the 32bit DOS extender. This was the stepping stone to an SDL port of wolfenstien. Because it is MS-DOS based, it will require something like DOSBox. And to be honest from a user stand point there is no difference between the two versions. Its more technical. I think RR was one of the first games I bought on GOG.COM. When it went retail I had a copy. Good times. There is no 16bit versions of Duke Nuke'm 3D or Redneck Rampage, they are all 32bit. Using the awesome DOS4/GW extender + Watcom C/C++ to make it all complete. The biggest obstacle to quick ports to GCC is how Watcom handles default integers. But at this point in the game, that is nothing more than crawfordian trivia. I suppose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I never like Interix felt so unpolished. SFU/SUA was more fun. I've never heard of Interix being able to run Xenix binaries... so I'm very sceptical of that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Best part of MS-DOS 5.00 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol ftp.microsoft.com/services/technet/windows/msdos/RESKIT/SUPPDISK/GORILLA.B AS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC just used k5 who in turned googled. He's spend HOURS/Weeks/Days trying to do something trivial that a 5 second google search could turn up. No wonder he is behind bars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Real men preferred the 80386 because of it's inherent 32bit awesomeness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you miss out on the more pathetic port to the 8086? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me opencores? I suppose you could make one....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hell of an ankle twist Told you guys was bad ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah so? I have the Ascend W1. I mostly just use it as a phone. It is ok. The UI works great on a phone. It hasn't bluescreened either. Apps are few and far between. Mostly because I don't have a UnionPay card, and it being Chinese doesn't take Visa, Discover or American Express. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me [Hit a key] ? ? Main ? 2:13:07 [1] Main [2] General: U List Users Logons Today, Sub-board, or All: A Sort alphabetically? No Orion Blastar #1 11/09/13 Locally Del Griffith #2 11/20/13 57.6/ARQ Eris #3 11/08/13 57.6/ARQ Horsecock #4 11/08/13 57.6/ARQ 4 Total users. Also: # free total used free shared buffers cached Mem: 131072 129536 1536 0 0 6848 -/+ buffers/cache: 122688 8384 Swap: 131072 122532 8540 damn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what happened to the viking god With the pornstar wife? Oh Egil! ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me make your own basic income. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me husband left and now you are on gay5. damn.. that sounds horrible. did he cheat on you with something new & flashy? My wife constantly worries about me finding her old and dated, or worse irrelevant. Of course what she is really scared of is that once she was HOT, and now she's just a bad makeup job over a dead corpse. I know it is a lot of work the more things get old, and it just feels easier to give up and walk on. Or just fall back to the familiar. Best of luck during the trying time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what a tit funny hes a boomer. what a surprise. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lucky Also Christians aren't christian. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn dude u r fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me am I what? $$$$$$$$$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Star Trek : The nerdly years What happens when you get a bunch of trek nerds, and one of the original actors kids together? Why Star Trek: Continues No really. then even want a kickstarter. But how long until JJ Abrams and friends of Paramount shut this thing down once and for all? it could have at least been 10k or so. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me see the larger problem This stuff is just disappearing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Since everyone loves this stuff last night my wife keeps telling me she's had enough sex for the day, and just wants me to hold her. Except I've got this massive erection. Can't you make it go away? No, only you've got that power We went back and forth for what felt like hours about this, then eventually she relented and started to giv me an incredible BJ. I wasn't going to cum on her face though I needed to ravish her. I flipped her over, mounted her and fucked her senseless. She was screaming like crazy, and had to grab a pillow to stifle the noise. It was amazing how her body was reacting meeting my thrusts, and when she came over and over just how tight she'd get or how she would start shaking like crazy like she was being electrocuted. After a few minutes of doggy style I roll her over to missionary and while I'm fucking her again she is crying and screaming yes yes yes! over and over. Then she hugs me and whispers in my ear how much she loves me. I don't know why but it felt emotionally intense. I keep on drilling her like crazy then cum all over her tits and face. she lies there for a few minutes drenched in sweat and my seed. Then she cleans off and we go to sleep. satisfied. damn that was a good night. Thought I'd share. TL;DR had sex. yeah I know we are already entering six month territory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have to interview maids and we are already looking at bigger places. It just takes time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I will dutifully build this shit Tomorrow. Maybe. What kind of machine was he using? Vax linux from 1970? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So... Microsoft (R) FORTRAN PowerStation Optimizing Compiler Version 1.0 Copyright (c) Microsoft Corp 1984-1993. All rights reserved. craw.for craw.for(161) : warning F4999: RNULL__ : variable declared but not used Microsoft (R) 32-Bit Executable Linker Version 1.0F Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp 1992-93. All rights reserved. -out:craw.exe -debug:none -machine:i386 -base:0x00010000 -subsystem:console -entry:mainCRTStartup -stack:32768,4096 -defaultlib:libf.lib,libc.lib,kernel32.lib,ntdll.lib craw.obj BINDMSF: MSOFT1 -- Copyright (C) 1986-93 Phar Lap Software, Inc. Replacing .EXE stub in application: craw.exe with one from file: C:F32BINBINDMSF.EXE. INPUT FILES: C:F32BINBINDMSF.EXE (stub .EXE at offset 47599) (16512 bytes) craw.exe (74112 bytes) OUTPUT FILE: craw.exe (91136 bytes) ------------------------ ....Loading file: table2 1 18.46 1.41 56 197 2 21.55 .71 56 185 3 20.92 .65 61 309 4 21.31 .94 61 298 5 22.03 .70 63 177 6 21.24 .68 63 206 7 21.13 .55 63 212 8 21.61 .59 64 197 9 20.33 .58 66 303 10 20.86 .72 66 321 11 20.94 1.09 68 189 12 22.30 .52 69 284 13 20.81 .56 69 210 14 20.36 1.36 70 232 15 21.22 .42 72 196 16 21.02 .44 72 201 17 21.28 .79 72 275 18 21.45 .47 72 305 19 20.67 1.21 74 170 20 18.75 1.19 75 215 21 20.46 .65 76 225 22 19.48 .21 76 292 23 19.98 1.35 77 330 24 22.18 1.02 78 312 25 21.77 1.03 78 173 26 21.87 .70 80 201 27 19.06 1.16 80 294 28 21.61 .72 80 269 29 18.54 1.44 82 232 30 21.50 1.00 82 255 31 20.30 1.34 82 323 32 20.34 1.27 82 280 33 22.19 .74 83 173 34 20.62 .95 83 189 35 22.26 .83 83 265 36 21.58 .86 86 179 37 21.73 1.03 86 305 38 20.96 .55 86 219 39 20.51 .66 88 196 40 21.60 .77 88 323 41 21.57 .51 90 286 42 22.05 .68 91 314 43 21.27 .71 91 149 44 21.19 .51 91 237 45 22.42 .53 91 258 46 20.40 .52 91 185 47 22.18 .77 92 264 48 20.91 .72 92 256 49 21.07 .53 95 219 50 21.07 .40 96 335 51 22.11 .88 96 312 52 22.15 1.06 96 261 53 20.30 .56 97 171 54 20.96 .48 97 184 55 21.92 1.40 98 151 56 19.88 .59 98 141 57 18.52 1.17 98 230 58 20.76 .45 98 133 59 20.30 .60 98 341 60 20.68 .49 98 206 61 21.29 .61 99 279 62 22.58 .37 99 304 63 18.67 1.29 100 196 64 20.00 .49 100 165 65 20.82 .99 102 218 66 20.45 .52 102 183 67 19.85 .60 103 315 68 18.04 1.74 103 157 69 20.61 .47 104 251 70 20.65 .55 104 275 71 17.04 1.82 104 237 72 21.75 .57 104 332 73 22.17 .56 105 341 74 20.77 .33 106 171 75 23.68 1.92 106 139 76 21.97 .97 106 260 77 21.27 .53 106 361 78 20.49 .06 107 201 79 22.18 .78 107 131 80 18.67 1.14 107 211 81 20.87 .61 109 152 82 20.16 .64 109 253 83 20.79 .65 110 182 84 18.35 1.18 111 309 85 20.96 .64 111 345 86 17.87 1.39 111 190 87 20.31 .69 111 242 88 21.04 .61 112 279 89 19.25 1.35 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20.83 .56 243 260 24 21.12 .40 244 332 25 21.26 .80 245 265 26 21.32 .54 245 291 27 22.61 .29 246 188 28 22.38 .49 247 215 29 20.74 .54 248 258 30 21.48 .76 248 167 31 19.96 .15 250 151 32 21.11 .46 250 163 33 21.26 .54 253 169 34 22.44 1.14 255 180 35 21.44 .76 259 294 36 18.60 1.40 261 228 37 20.24 .70 262 201 38 20.74 .39 262 190 39 19.32 .02 263 285 40 21.17 .37 267 183 41 19.69 1.22 270 216 42 21.43 .80 270 207 ....Loading file: table3 1 8.63 1.45 7 63 2 16.88 1.89 9 445 3 20.09 .41 13 486 4 20.95 .60 20 457 5 21.67 2.80 23 447 6 21.65 .84 26 417 7 20.74 .62 27 467 8 18.66 1.42 31 412 9 18.78 1.72 32 483 10 17.83 1.60 34 430 11 18.37 1.28 36 453 12 21.19 .64 39 452 13 20.87 .26 42 444 14 21.41 1.14 43 476 15 21.90 1.08 44 468 16 20.11 1.29 45 420 17 20.23 1.26 52 444 18 22.09 .62 55 423 19 20.81 .65 56 473 20 21.25 .86 60 410 21 20.13 2.21 61 448 22 20.77 .51 63 417 23 21.63 1.22 66 432 24 20.83 .34 71 489 25 21.89 .78 71 435 26 22.04 .79 75 459 27 20.61 .29 76 468 28 21.81 .85 80 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252 92 21.29 .91 161 193 93 18.10 1.09 161 235 94 18.71 1.23 162 204 95 16.21 1.87 162 242 2-175 96 15.07 2.61 163 250 2-177 97 20.57 .69 167 272 98 18.51 1.53 164 214 2-182 99 16.17 1.02 166 235 00 17.29 1.22 166 244 01 17.61 1.51 166 253 02 18.54 1.51 166 258 2-184 03 18.66 1.40 167 194 2-186 04 18.71 1.52 167 206 2-188 05 19.09 .75 168 219 06 19.56 .65 170 222 07 18.58 1.41 171 200 2-192 08 18.01 .64 171 243 09 17.63 .09 171 251 2-194 10 18.55 2.03 172 233 11 18.51 .44 172 238 12 20.26 .51 173 195 13 21.45 .39 173 217 14 17.62 1.45 173 223 2-202 15 18.40 1.33 173 261 2-200 16 17.89 1.38 173 272 17 21.07 .44 174 212 18 19.39 .66 174 256 19 15.93 2.24 174 274 2-204 20 21.08 .63 175 191 2-206 21 20.49 .70 175 204 22 18.39 .74 176 228 23 19.65 .07 176 235 24 17.98 1.42 176 251 25 20.30 .46 177 218 26 19.39 .42 177 223 27 19.29 .50 177 233 28 21.12 .44 178 207 29 18.69 1.38 178 211 30 17.23 1.69 178 238 2-209 31 18.33 1.17 179 246 32 18.70 1.64 179 261 33 19.65 .62 179 271 34 16.54 1.97 181 215 2-212 35 18.14 1.22 181 226 2-214 36 18.64 1.33 181 241 37 18.44 1.50 182 231 2-216 38 18.76 1.74 182 263 39 18.89 1.28 182 272 40 21.22 .41 184 211 41 19.83 .03 185 244 42 20.62 .59 186 236 43 17.91 1.40 186 251 44 20.95 .31 187 212 45 20.47 .45 187 275 46 19.63 .40 188 224 47 19.57 .85 188 233 48 19.96 .39 188 264 2-226 49 18.52 1.55 190 207 2-230 50 21.32 .44 190 211 51 18.62 1.34 190 228 52 18.44 1.41 190 230 53 20.18 .47 191 276 2-233 54 17.91 1.39 192 227 55 19.83 .46 192 253 56 17.71 1.80 192 259 2-235 57 19.87 .49 193 255 58 16.51 1.79 194 230 2-238 59 18.64 .78 197 258 2-247 60 17.15 1.85 198 227 2-249 61 18.36 1.64 199 222 62 18.07 1.69 202 222 2-255 63 19.98 .62 205 228 64 19.95 .55 208 228 65 15.79 4.78 210 184 2-264 66 20.73 .57 212 226 67 17.84 1.59 212 242 2-269 68 17.49 1.59 223 142 2-289 Stop - Program terminated. ------- I...I like me. 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What you see is what you get. - Me Design Goals and Implementation of the New High Performance File System Ray Duncan The High Performance File System (hereafter HPFS), which is making its first appearance in the OS/2 operating system Version 1.2, had its genesis in the network division of Microsoft and was designed by Gordon Letwin, the chief architect of the OS/2 operating system. The HPFS has been designed to meet the demands of increasingly powerful PCs, fixed disks, and networks for many years to come and to serve as a suitable platform for object-oriented languages, applications, and user interfaces. The HPFS is a complex topic because it incorporates three distinct yet interrelated file system issues. First, the HPFS is a way of organizing data on a random access block storage device. Second, it is a software module that translates file-oriented requests from an application program into more primitive requests that a device driver can understand, using a variety of creative techniques to maximize performance. Third, the HPFS is a practical illustration of an important new OS/2 feature known as installable file systems. This article introduces the three aspects of the HPFS. But first, it puts the HPFS in perspective by reviewing some of the problems that led to the system's existence. FAT File System The so-called FAT file system, which is the file system used in all versions of the MS-DOS(R) operating system to date and in the first two releases of OS/21 (Versions 1.0 and 1.1), has a dual heritage in Microsoft's earliest programming language products and the Digital Research(R) CP/M(R) operating system--software originally written for 8080-based and Z-80-based microcomputers. It inherited characteristics from both ancestors that have progressively turned into handicaps in this new era of multitasking, protected mode, virtual memory, and huge fixed disks. The FAT file system revolves around the File Allocation Table for which it is named. Each logical volume has its own FAT, which serves two important functions: it contains the allocation information for each file on the volume in the form of linked lists of allocation units (clusters, which are power-of-2 multiples of sectors) and it indicates which allocation units are free for assignment to a file that is being created or extended. The FAT was invented by Bill Gates and Marc McDonald in 1977 as a method of managing disk space in the NCR version of standalone Microsoft(R) Disk BASIC. Tim Paterson, at that time an employee of Seattle Computer Products (SCP), was introduced to the FAT concept when his company shared a booth with Microsoft at the National Computer Conference in 1979. Paterson subsequently incorporated FATs into the file system of 86-DOS, an operating system for SCP's S-100 bus 8086 CPU boards. 86-DOS was eventually purchased by Microsoft and became the starting point for MS-DOS2 Version 1.0, which was released for the original IBM(R) PC in August 1981. When the FAT was conceived, it was an excellent solution to disk management, mainly because the floppy disks on which it was used were rarely larger than 1Mb. On such disks, the FAT was small enough to be held in memory at all times, allowing very fast random access to any part of any file. This proved far superior to the CP/M method of tracking disk space, in which the information about the sectors assigned to a file might be spread across many directory entries, which were in turn scattered randomly throughout the disk directory. When applied to fixed disks, however, the FAT began to look more like a bug than a feature. It became too large to be held entirely resident and had to be paged into memory in pieces; this paging resulted in many superfluous disk head movements as a program was reading through a file and degraded system throughput. In addition, because the information about free disk space was dispersed across many sectors of FAT, it was impractical to allocate file space contiguously, and file fragmentation became another obstacle to good performance. Moreover, the use of relatively large clusters on fixed disks resulted in a lot of dead space, since an average of one-half cluster was wasted for each file. (Some network servers use clusters as large as 64Kb.) The FAT file system's restrictions on naming files and directories are inherited from CP/M. When Paterson was writing 86-DOS, one of his primary objectives was to make programs easy to port from CP/M to his new operating system. He therefore adopted CP/M's limits on filenames and extensions so the critical fields of 86-DOS File Control Blocks (FCBs) would look almost exactly like those of CP/M. The sizes of the FCB filename and extension fields were also propagated into the structure of disk directory entries. In due time, 86-DOS became MS-DOS and application programs for MS-DOS proliferated beyond anyone's wildest dreams. Since most of the early programs depended on the structure of FCBs, the 8.3 format for filenames became irrevocably locked into the system. During the last couple of years, Microsoft and IBM have made valiant attempts to prolong the useful life of the FAT file system by lifting the restrictions on volume sizes, improving allocation strategies, caching pathnames, and moving tables and buffers into expanded memory. But these can only be regarded as temporizing measures, because the fundamental data structures used by the FAT file system are simply not well suited to large random access devices. The HPFS solves the FAT file system problems mentioned here and many others, but it is not derived in any way from the FAT file system. The architect of the HPFS started with a clean sheet of paper and designed a file system that can take full advantage of a multitasking environment, and that will be able to cope with any sort of disk device likely to arrive on microcomputers during the next decade. HPFS Volume Structure HPFS volumes are a new partition type--type 7--and can exist on a fixed disk alongside of the several previously defined FAT partition types. IBM-compatible HPFS volumes use a sector size of 512 bytes and have a maximum size of 2199Gb (232 sectors). Although there is no particular reason why floppy disks can't be formatted as HPFS volumes, Microsoft plans to stick with FAT file systems on floppy disks for the foreseeable future. (This ensures that users will be able to transport files easily between MS-DOS and OS/2 systems.) An HPFS volume has very few fixed structures (Figure 1). Sectors 0-15 of a volume (8Kb) are the BootBlock and contain a volume name, 32-bit volume ID, and a disk bootstrap program. The bootstrap is relatively sophisticated (by MS-DOS standards) and can use the HPFS in a restricted mode to locate and read the operating system files wherever they might be found. Sectors 16 and 17 are known as the SuperBlock and the SpareBlock respectively. The SuperBlock is only modified by disk maintenance utilities. It contains pointers to the free space bitmaps, the bad block list, the directory block band, and the root directory. It also contains the date that the volume was last checked out and repaired with CHKDSK /F. The SpareBlock contains various flags and pointers that will be discussed later; it is modified, although infrequently, as the system executes. The remainder of the disk is divided into 8Mb bands. Each band has its own free space bitmap in which a bit represents each sector. A bit is 0 if the sector is in use and 1 if the sector is available. The bitmaps are located at the head or tail of a band so that two bitmaps are adjacent between alternate bands. This allows the maximum contiguous free space that can be allocated to a file to be 16Mb. One band, located at or toward the seek center of the disk, is called the directory block band and receives special treatment (more about this later). Note that the band size is a characteristic of the current implementation and may be changed in later versions of the file system. Files and Fnodes Every file or directory on an HPFS volume is anchored on a fundamental file system object called an Fnode (pronounced "eff node"). Each Fnode occupies a single sector and contains control and access history information used internally by the file system, extended attributes and access control lists (more about this later), the length and the first 15 characters of the name of the associated file or directory, and an allocation structure (Figure 2). An Fnode is always stored near the file or directory that it represents. The allocation structure in the Fnode can take several forms, depending on the size and degree of contiguity of the file or directory. The HPFS views a file as a collection of one or more runs or extents of one or more contiguous sectors. Each run is symbolized by a pair of doublewords--a 32-bit starting sector number and a 32-bit length in sectors (this is referred to as run-length encoding). From an application program's point of view, the extents are invisible; the file appears as a seamless stream of bytes. The space reserved for allocation information in an Fnode can hold pointers to as many as eight runs of sectors of up to 16Mb each. (This maximum run size is a result of the band size and free space bitmap placement only; it is not an inherent limitation of the file system.) Reasonably small files or highly contiguous files can therefore be described completely within the Fnode (Figure 3). HPFS uses a new method to represent the location of files that are too large or too fragmented for the Fnode and consist of more than eight runs. The Fnode's allocation structure becomes the root for a B+ Tree of allocation sectors, which in turn contain the actual pointers to the file's sector runs (see Figure 4 and the sidebar, "B- Trees and B+ Trees"). The Fnode's root has room for 12 elements. Each allocation sector can contain, in addition to various control information, as many as 40 pointers to sector runs. Therefore, a two-level allocation B+ Tree can describe a file of 480 (12*40) sector runs, with a theoretical maximum size of 7.68Gb (12*40*16 Mb) in the current implementation (although the 32-bit signed offset parameter for DosChgFilePtr effectively limits file sizes to 2Gb). In the unlikely event that a two-level B+ Tree is not sufficient to describe a highly fragmented file, the file system will introduce additional levels in the tree as needed. Allocation sectors in the intermediate levels can hold as many as 60 internal (nonterminal) B+ Tree nodes, which means that the descriptive ability of this structure rapidly grows to numbers that are nearly beyond comprehension. For example, a three-level allocation B+ Tree can describe a file with as many as 28,800 (12*60*40) sector runs. Run-length encoding and B+ Trees of allocation sectors are a memory-efficient way to specify a file's size and location, but they have other significant advantages. Translating a logical file offset into a sector number is extremely fast: the file system just needs to traverse the list (or B+ Tree of lists) of run pointers until it finds the correct range. It can then identify the sector within the run with a simple calculation. Run-length encoding also makes it trivial to extend the file logically if the newly assigned sector is contiguous with the file's previous last sector; the file system merely needs to increment the size doubleword of the file's last run pointer and clear the sector's bit in the appropriate freespace bitmap. Directories Directories, like files, are anchored on Fnodes. A pointer to the Fnode for the root directory is found in the SuperBlock. The Fnodes for directories other than the root are reached through subdirectory entries in their parent directories. Directories can grow to any size and are built up from 2Kb directory blocks, which are allocated as four consecutive sectors on the disk. The file system attempts to allocate directory blocks in the directory band, which is located at or near the seek center of the disk. Once the directory band is full, the directory blocks are allocated wherever space is available. Each 2Kb directory block contains from one to many directory entries. A directory entry contains several fields, including time and date stamps, an Fnode pointer, a usage count for use by disk maintenance programs, the length of the file or directory name, the name itself, and a B-Tree pointer. Each entry begins with a word that contains the length of the entry. This provides for a variable amount of flex space at the end of each entry, which can be used by special versions of the file system and allows the directory block to be traversed very quickly (Figure 5). The number of entries in a directory block varies with the length of names. If the average filename length is 13 characters, an average directory block will hold about 40 entries. The entries in a directory block are sorted by the binary lexical order of their name fields (this happens to put them in alphabetical order for the U.S. alphabet). The last entry in a directory block is a dummy record that marks the end of the block. When a directory gets too large to be stored in one block, it increases in size by the addition of 2Kb blocks that are organized as a B-Tree (see "B-Trees and B+ Trees"). When searching for a specific name, the file system traverses a directory block until it either finds a match or finds a name that is lexically greater than the target. In the latter case, the file system extracts the B- Tree pointer from the entry. If there is no pointer, the search failed; otherwise the file system follows the pointer to the next directory block in the tree and continues the search. A little back-of-the-envelope arithmetic yields some impressive statistics. Assuming 40 entries per block, a two-level tree of directory blocks can hold 1640 directory entries and a three-level tree can hold an astonishing 65,640 entries. In other words, a particular file can be found (or shown not to exist) in a typical directory of 65,640 files with a maximum of three disk hits--the actual number of disk accesses depending on cache contents and the location of the file's name in the directory block B-Tree. That's quite a contrast to the FAT file system, where in the worst case more than 4000 sectors would have to be read to establish that a file was or was not present in a directory containing the same number of files. The B-Tree directory structure has interesting implications beyond its effect on open and find operations. A file creation, renaming, or deletion may result in a cascade of complex operations, as directory blocks are added or freed or names are moved from one block to the other to keep the tree balanced. In fact, a rename operation could theoretically fail for lack of disk space even though the file itself is not growing. In order to avoid this sort of disaster, the HPFS maintains a small pool of free blocks that can be drawn from in a directory emergency; a pointer to this pool of free blocks is stored in the SpareBlock. Extended Attributes File attributes are information about a file that is maintained by the operating system outside the file's overt storage area. The FAT file system supports only a few simple attributes (read only, system, hidden, and archive) that are actually stored as bit flags in the file's directory entry; these attributes are inspected or modified by special function calls and are not accessible through the normal file open, read, and write calls. The HPFS supports the same attributes as the FAT file system for historical reasons, but it also supports a new form of file-associated, highly generalized information called Extended Attributes (EAs). Each EA is conceptually similar to an environment variable, taking the form name=value except that the value portion can be either a null-terminated (ASCIIZ) string or binary data. In OS/2 1.2, each file or directory can have a maximum of 64Kb of EAs attached to it. This limit may be lifted in a later release of OS/2. The storage method for EAs can vary. If the EAs associated with a given file or directory are small enough, they will be stored right in the Fnode. If the total size of the EAs is too large, they are stored outside the Fnode in sector runs, and a B+ Tree of allocation sectors can be created to describe the runs. If a single EA gets too large, it can be pushed outside the Fnode into a B+ Tree of its own. The kernel API functions DosQFileInfo and DosSetFileInfo have been expanded with new information levels that allow application programs to manipulate extended attributes for files. The new functions DosQPathInfo and DosSetPathInfo are used to read or write the EAs associated with arbitrary pathnames. An application program can either ask for the value of a specific EA (supplying a name to be matched) or can obtain all of the EAs for the file or directory at once. Although application programs can begin to take advantage of EAs as soon as the HPFS is released, support for EAs is an essential component in Microsoft's long-range plans for object-oriented file systems. Information of almost any type can be stored in EAs, ranging from the name of the application that owns the file to names of dependent files to icons to executable code. As the HPFS evolves, its facilities for manipulating EAs are likely to become much more sophisticated. It's easy to imagine, for example, that in future versions the API might be extended with EA functions that are analogous to DosFindFirst and DosFindNext and EA data might get organized into B-Trees. I should note here that in addition to EAs, the LAN Manager version of HPFS will support another class of file-associated information called Access Control Lists (ACLs). ACLs have the same general appearance as EAs and are manipulated in a similar manner, but they are used to store access rights, passwords, and other information of interest in a networking multiuser environment. Installable File Systems Support for installable file systems has been one of the most eagerly anticipated features of OS/2 Version 1.2. It will make it possible to access multiple incompatible volume structures--FAT, HPFS, CD ROM, and perhaps even UNIX(R)--on the same OS/2 system at the same time, will simplify the life of network implementors, and will open the door to rapid file system evolution and innovation. Installable file systems are, however, only relevant to the HPFS insofar as they make use of the HPFS optional. The FAT file system is still embedded in the OS/2 kernel, as it was in OS/2 1.0 and 1.1, and will remain there as the compatibility file system for some time to come. An installable file system driver (FSD) is analogous in many ways to a device driver. An FSD resides on the disk in a file that is structured like a dynamic-link library (DLL), typically with a SYS or IFS extension, and is loaded during system initialization by IFS= statements in the CONFIG.SYS file. IFS= directives are processed in the order they are encountered and are also sensitive to the order of DEVICE= statements for device drivers. This lets you load a device driver for a nonstandard device, load a file system driver from a volume on that device, and so on. Once an FSD is installed and initialized, the kernel communicates with it in terms of logical requests for file opens, reads, writes, seeks, closes, and so on. The FSD translates these requests--using control structures and tables found on the volume itself--into requests for sector reads and writes for which it can call special kernel entry points called File System Helpers (FsHlps). The kernel passes the demands for sector I/O to the appropriate device driver and returns the results to the FSD (Figure 6). The procedure used by the operating system to associate volumes with FSDs is called dynamic mounting and works as follows. Whenever a volume is first accessed, or after it has been locked for direct access and then unlocked (for example, by a FORMAT operation), OS/2 presents identifying information from the volume to each of the FSDs in turn until one of them recognizes the information. When an FSD claims the volume, the volume is mounted and all subsequent file I/O requests for the volume are routed to that FSD. Performance Issues The HPFS attacks potential bottlenecks in disk throughput at multiple levels. It uses advanced data structures, contiguous sector allocation, intelligent caching, read-ahead, and deferred writes in order to boost performance. First, the HPFS matches its data structures to the task at hand: sophisticated data structures (B-Trees and B+ Trees) for fast random access to filenames, directory names, and lists of sectors allocated to files or directories, and simple compact data structures (bitmaps) for locating chunks of free space of the appropriate size. The routines that manipulate these data structures are written in assembly language and have been painstakingly tuned, with special focus on the routines that search the freespace bitmaps for patterns of set bits (unused sectors). Next, the HPFS's main goal --its prime directive, if you will-- is to assign consecutive sectors to files whenever possible. The time required to move the disk's read/write head from one track to another far outweighs the other possible delays, so the HPFS works hard to avoid or minimize such head movements by allocating file space contiguously and by keeping control structures such as Fnodes and freespace bitmaps near the things they control. Highly contiguous files also help the file system make fewer requests of the disk driver for more sectors at a time, allow the disk driver to exploit the multisector transfer capabilities of the disk controller, and reduce the number of disk completion interrupts that must be serviced. Of course, trying to keep files from becoming fragmented in a multitasking system in which many files are being updated concurrently is no easy chore. One strategy the HPFS uses is to scatter newly created files across the disk--in separate bands, if possible--so that the sectors allocated to the files as they are extended will not be interleaved. Another strategy is to preallocate approximately 4Kb of contiguous space to the file each time it must be extended and give back any excess when the file is closed. If an application knows the ultimate size of a new file in advance, it can assist the file system by specifying an initial file allocation when it creates the file. The system will then search all the free space bitmaps to find a run of consecutive sectors large enough to hold the file. That failing, it will search for two runs that are half the size of the file, and so on. The HPFS relies on several different kinds of caching to minimize the number of physical disk transfers it must request. Naturally, it caches sectors, as did the FAT file system. But unlike the FAT file system, the HPFS can manage very large caches efficiently and adjusts sector caching on a per-handle basis to the manner in which a file is used. The HPFS also caches pathnames and directories, transforming disk directory entries into an even more compact and efficient in-memory representation. Another technique that the HPFS uses to improve performance is to preread data it believes the program is likely to need. For example, when a file is opened, the file system will preread and cache the Fnode and the first few sectors of the file's contents. If the file is an executable program or the history information in the file's Fnode shows that an open operation has typically been followed by an immediate sequential read of the entire file, the file system will preread and cache much more of the file's contents. When a program issues relatively small read requests, the file system always fetches data from the file in 2Kb chunks and caches the excess, allowing most read operations to be satisfied from the cache. Finally, the OS/2 operating system's support for multitasking makes it possible for the HPFS to rely heavily on lazy writes (sometimes called deferred writes or write behind) to improve performance. When a program requests a disk write, the data is placed in the cache and the cache buffer is flagged as dirty (that is, inconsistent with the state of the data on disk). When the disk becomes idle or the cache becomes saturated with dirty buffers, the file system uses a captive thread from a daemon process to write the buffers to disk, starting with the oldest data. In general, lazy writes mean that programs run faster because their read requests will almost never be stalled waiting for a write request to complete. For programs that repeatedly read, modify, and write a small working set of records, it also means that many unnecessary or redundant physical disk writes may be avoided. Lazy writes have their dangers, of course, so a program can defeat them on a per-handle basis by setting the write-through flag in the OpenMode parameter for DosOpen, or it can commit data to disk on a per-handle basis with the DosBufReset function. Fault Tolerance The HPFS's extensive use of lazy writes makes it imperative for the HPFS to be able to recover gracefully from write errors under any but the most dire circumstances. After all, by the time a write is known to have failed, the application has long since gone on its way under the illusion that it has safely shipped the data into disk storage. The errors may be detected by the hardware (such as a "sector not found" error returned by the disk adapter), or they may be detected by the disk driver in spite of the hardware during a read-after-write verification of the data. The primary mechanism for handling write errors is called a hotfix. When an error is detected, the file system takes a free block out of a reserved hotfix pool, writes the data to that block, and updates the hotfix map. (The hotfix map is simply a series of pairs of doublewords, with each pair containing the number of a bad sector associated with the number of its hotfix replacement. A pointer to the hotfix map is maintained in the SpareBlock.) A copy of the hotfix map is then written to disk, and a warning message is displayed to let the user know that all is not well with the disk device. Each time the file system requests a sector read or write from the disk driver, it scans the hotfix map and replaces any bad sector numbers with the corresponding good sector holding the actual data. This lookaside translation of sector numbers is not as expensive as it sounds, since the hotfix list need only be scanned when a sector is physically read or written, not each time it is accessed in the cache. One of CHKDSK's duties is to empty the hotfix map. For each replacement block on the hotfix map, it allocates a new sector that is in a favorable location for the file that owns the data, moves the data from the hotfix block to the newly allocated sector, and updates the file's allocation information (which may involve rebalancing allocation trees and other elaborate operations). It then adds the bad sector to the bad block list, releases the replacement sector back to the hotfix pool, deletes the hotfix entry from the hotfix map, and writes the updated hotfix map to disk. Of course, write errors that can be detected and fixed on the fly are not the only calamity that can befall a file system. The HPFS designers also had to consider the inevitable damage to be wreaked by power failures, program crashes, malicious viruses and Trojan horses, and those users who turn off the machine without selecting Shutdown in the Presentation Manager Shell. (Shutdown notifies the file system to flush the disk cache, update directories, and do whatever else is necessary to bring the disk to a consistent state.) The HPFS defends itself against the user who is too abrupt with the Big Red Switch by maintaining a Dirty FS flag in the SpareBlock of each HPFS volume. The flag is only cleared when all files on the volume have been closed and all dirty buffers in the cache have been written out or, in the case of the boot volume (since OS2.INI and the swap file are never closed), when Shutdown has been selected and has completed its work. During the OS/2 boot sequence, the file system inspects the DirtyFS flag on each HPFS volume and, if the flag is set, will not allow further access to that volume until CHKDSK has been run. If the DirtyFS flag is set on the boot volume, the system will refuse to boot; the user must boot OS/2 in maintenance mode from a diskette and run CHKDSK to check and possibly repair the boot volume. In the event of a truly major catastrophe, such as loss of the SuperBlock or the root directory, the HPFS is designed to give data recovery the best possible chance of success. Every type of crucial file object--including Fnodes, allocation sectors, and directory blocks--is doubly linked to both its parent and its children and contains a unique 32-bit signature. Fnodes also contain the initial portion of the name of their file or directory. Consequently, CHKDSK can rebuild an entire volume by methodically scanning the disk for Fnodes, allocation sectors, and directory blocks, using them to reconstruct the files and directories and finally regenerating the freespace bitmaps. Application Programs and the HPFS Each of the OS/2 releases thus far have carried with them a major discontinuity for application programmers who learned their trade in the MS-DOS environment. In OS/2 1.0, such programmers were faced for the first time with virtual memory, multitasking, interprocess communications, and the protected mode restrictions on addressing and direct control of the hardware and were challenged to master powerful new concepts such as threading and dynamic linking. In OS/2 Version 1.1, the stakes were raised even further. Programmers were offered a powerful hardware-independent graphical user interface but had to restructure their applications drastically for an event-driven environment based on objects and message passing. In OS/2 Version 1.2, it is time for many of the file-oriented programming habits and assumptions carried forward from the MS-DOS environment to fall by the wayside. An application that wishes to take full advantage of the HPFS must allow for long, free-form, mixed-case filenames and paths with few restrictions on punctuation and must be sensitive to the presence of EAs and ACLs. After all, if EAs are to be of any use, it won't suffice for applications to update a file by renaming the old file and creating a new one without also copying the EAs. But the necessary changes for OS/2 Version 1.2 are not tricky to make. A new API function, DosCopy, helps applications create backups--it essentially duplicates an existing file together with its EAs. EAs can also be manipulated explicitly with DosQFileInfo, DosSetFileInfo, DosQPathInfo, and DosSetPathInfo. A program should call DosQSysInfo at run time to find the maximum possible path length for the system, and ensure that all buffers used by DosChDir, DosQCurDir, and related functions are sufficiently large. Similarly, the buffers used by DosOpen, DosMove, DosGetModName, DosFindFirst, DosFindNext, and like functions must allow for longer filenames. Any logic that folds cases in filenames or tests for the occurrence of only one dot delimiter in a filename must be rethought or eliminated. The other changes in the API will not affect the average application. The functions DosQFileInfo, DosFindFirst, and DosFindNext now return all three sets of times and dates (created, last accessed, last modified) for a file on an HPFS volume, but few programs are concerned with time and date stamps anyway. DosQFsInfo is used to obtain volume labels or disk characteristics just as before, and the use of DosSetFsInfo for volume labels is unchanged. There are a few totally new API functions such as DosFsCtl (analogous to DosDevIOCtl but used for communication between an application and an FSD), DosFsAttach (a sort of explicit mount call), and DosQFsAttach (determines which FSD owns a volume); these are intended mainly for use by disk utility programs. In order to prevent old OS/2 applications and MS-DOS applications running in the DOS box from inadvertently damaging HPFS files, a new flag bit has been defined in the EXE file header that indicates whether an application is HPFS-aware. If this bit is not set, the application will only be able to search for, open, or create files on HPFS volumes that are compatible with the FAT file system's 8.3 naming conventions. If the bit is set, OS/2 allows access to all files on an HPFS volume, because it assumes that the program knows how to handle long, free-form filenames and will take the responsibility of conserving a file's EAs and ACLs. Summary The HPFS solves all of the historical problems of the FAT file system. It achieves excellent throughput even in extreme cases--many very small files or a few very large files--by means of advanced data structures and techniques such as intelligent caching, read-ahead, and write-behind. Disk space is used economically because it is managed on a sector basis. Existing application programs will need modification to take advantage of the HPFS's support for extended attributes and long filenames, but these changes will not be difficult. All application programs will benefit from the HPFS's improved performance and decreased CPU use whether they are modified or not. This article is based on a prerelease version of the HPFS that was still undergoing modification and tuning. Therefore, the final release of the HPFS may differ in some details from the description given here--Ed. B-Trees and B+ Trees Most programmers are at least passingly familiar with the data structure known as a binary tree. Binary trees are a technique for imposing a logical ordering on a collection of data items by means of pointers, without regard to the physical order of the data. In a simple binary tree, each node contains some data, including a key value that determines the node's logical position in the tree, as well as pointers to the node's left and right subtrees. The node that begins the tree is known as the root; the nodes that sit at the ends of the tree's branches are sometimes called the leaves. To find a particular piece of data, the binary tree is traversed from the root. At each node, the desired key is compared with the node's key; if they don't match, one branch of the node's subtree or another is selected based on whether the desired key is less than or greater than the node's key. This process continues until a match is found or an empty subtree is encountered (see Figure A). Such simple binary trees, although easy to understand and implement, have disadvantages in practice. If keys are not well distributed or are added to the tree in a non-random fashion, the tree can become quite asymmetric, leading to wide variations in tree traversal times. In order to make access times uniform, many programmers prefer a particular type of balanced tree known as a B- Tree. For the purposes of this discussion, the important points about a B-Tree are that data is stored in all nodes, more than one data item might be stored in a node, and all of the branches of the tree are of identical length (see Figure B). The worst-case behavior of a B-Tree is predictable and much better than that of a simple binary tree, but the maintenance of a B-Tree is correspondingly more complex. Adding a new data item, changing a key value, or deleting a data item may result in the splitting or merging of a node, which in turn forces a cascade of other operations on the tree to rebalance it. A B+ Tree is a specialized form of B-Tree that has two types of nodes: internal, which only point to other nodes, and external, which contain the actual data (see Figure C). 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Yet this same protection mechanism prevents a program from readily sharing data and communicating with other processes. Fortunately, OS/21 offers several interprocess communications facilities (IPC) that allow two processes to signal, synchronize, serialize resources, and transfer data. This article explores OS/2 IPC and introduces OS/2 character device monitors. OS/2 has come a long way. When I wrote what would become the first article in this series, most OS/2 developers were still using OS/2 Version 1.0 or beta copies of Version 1.1 from the Microsoft(R) OS/2 Software Development Kit. With the addition of Microsoft Word Version 5 for OS/2, I have written, developed, and edited this article and its sample programs entirely under OS/2--something I have not been able to do in the past. I can run each tool--word processor, program editor, compiler, test programs--in different Presentation Manager windows, switching between them with a mouse click. This capability is another example of how productive an environment OS/2 can be. In previous articles, I discussed OS/2's protected mode operating environment and how it is organized in screen groups which are composed of one or more sessions. A session and a screen group are usually synonymous. The exception is the Presentation Manager's screen group, which can run more than one session simultaneously. Each session consists of one or more processes (roughly synonymous with programs), each of which has one or more threads of execution. Since each session is independent of the others, a process can run without concern that it will be unnecessarily interrupted by others or that another process will wantonly hang the system. However, this same protection and independence makes it difficult for one process to communicate directly with another one. OS/2 isolates the data of one program from the data of another program. You can't just cast a pointer to a common data area as you would under a real-mode environment like the MS-DOS(R) operating system, therefore sharing data is more complex under OS/2. Fortunately, OS/2 offers a rich set of interprocess communications (IPC) facilities that allow for flexible communications between well-behaved, cooperating programs. In this article, I'll discuss the forms of IPC, then each of the IPC facilities provided by OS/2. I'll also present a sample program for each IPC that will show you how to use them in an application program. And I'll introduce you to OS/2 character device monitors, which allow an application to intercept data from a device driver long before it reaches another application. Under OS/2, you can create pop-up programs with keyboard monitors, a subject that I will also cover. An OS/2 IPC Overview Clearly, there are times when it is advantageous for threads in different processes to communicate. For instance, a process may need to signal another that an event has occurred, or it may need to synchronize its activities with those of another process. At other times, several processes may need to share a resource that only one process at a time may use, or a process may need to transfer data to another process. The most primitive form of IPC is signaling, which is used when a thread in one process needs to notify a thread in another process that an event has occurred. Although you should use semaphores for signaling most of the time, you can also use the OS/2 signaling facility to pass signals between processes. OS/2 signals are crude, but they do allow a process to notify another of an event. Signals are also used to notify an application that the user is trying to terminate the process by typing Control-C or Control-Break. Synchronization, which is required when a thread needs to coordinate its activities with those of another thread, is another form of IPC. Semaphores are the simplest and easiest OS/2 tools to use for this purpose, but you can also use queues and shared memory. Yet another form of IPC is serialization, which allows one thread to ensure that it has exclusive use of, or owns, a resource that only one process can access or use at a time. Semaphores are usually the perfect solution to providing exclusivity as long as every process that wants to use the resource must first gain control of the semaphore. RAM semaphores are used to signal, serialize resources, and synchronize threads in the same process. For interprocess signaling, serialization, and synchronization, you'll want to use OS/2 system semaphores most of the time. (OS/2 also offers Fast-Safe RAM semaphores, which are usually used with dynamic-link libraries.) Interprocess data transfer is another form of IPC. It is used when a thread in one process needs to transfer data to a thread in another process. Of course, data transfer isn't a problem between threads in the same process, since they can access the same global data. OS/2's shared memory, pipes, and queues are available to facilitate interprocess data transfer. Pipes are the easiest to implement and use if the data transfer is going to take place between two related processes (that is, where one process is the parent of the other). Shared memory is slightly more involved, since the application must perform a modest amount of memory management; but it allows you to transfer data between two programs as if each had the same variables in its global data area. Queues are a powerful form of IPC under OS/2; they require more work from your program, but they allow several sender processes to transfer data to a single receiver process. Named pipes, the most powerful form of OS/2 IPC, are almost limitless in their use--even across a network. I've given the discussion of named pipes special treatment in the sidebar "Named Pipes: A Welcome Latecomer." System Semaphores A RAM semaphore is a 4-byte long variable. You can define a semaphore external to any function in the application and make it globally available to all threads in the process. There are no limits to the number of RAM semaphores you can use in an application. Unfortunately, only the threads in the process that defines a RAM semaphore can access it. While you can place a RAM semaphore in shared memory and allow threads in different processes to access it there, you needn't bother: use system semaphores instead. System semaphores, used for signaling, synchronization, or serialization, are the most versatile IPC mechanism that OS/2 offers. Like their RAM semaphore cousins, system semaphores have two distinct states, set and clear. You can use the same application program interface (API) services on system semaphores that you use to manipulate RAM semaphores. Using these services ensures that the action of setting or clearing a system semaphore is a single atomic OS/2 instruction that the OS/2 system scheduler cannot preempt. A thread must always reference a semaphore by means of a semaphore handle. The address of a RAM semaphore is its semaphore handle, so all you have to do is define it and initialize it to 0L to use it. System semaphores must be created with the DosCreateSem function or opened with the DosOpenSem function before they can be used. Then OS/2 will return a handle for the semaphore. Only one process can create a particular system semaphore, but any other process can open the semaphore once it has been created. Thus every process can obtain the semaphore's handle. The naming convention that OS/2 uses for system semaphores is essentially the same one used for shared memory and queues. It requires a pseudo-filename which, in the case of system semaphores, is preceded by a pseudo-directory name, \SEM. For instance, a thread can create a system semaphore called \SEM\SEM0. The \SEM directory doesn't really exist; it's a means of identifying SEM0 as a system semaphore. To create a system semaphore, a thread must pass the semaphore's name to the DosCreateSem function, which returns the semaphore handle. The creating thread must specify whether other processes will be able to change or only monitor the semaphore. Then other processes can call DosOpenSem, which will open the semaphore and return a handle for them to use. Note that OS/2 Version 1.1 allows a maximum of 256 system semaphores at any time, so be judicious in their use. When a thread is finished with a system semaphore, it should call DosCloseSem to close it. If the thread owns the system semaphore at the time, it should always clear the semaphore before closing it. Closing the semaphore tells OS/2 that the thread is no longer using it. OS/2 will return an error if the thread attempts to use a system semaphore after closing it, even if the thread was the one that created the semaphore. Once the last thread closes it, OS/2 will discard the semaphore. As already mentioned, a thread can use a system semaphore handle with any of the API functions used for manipulating RAM semaphores. Of those functions, DosSemClear and DosSemSet are best for signaling, synchronization, and mutual exclusion. DosSemRequest will cause the calling thread to wait, or block, while another thread owns the semaphore. Once its owner clears the semaphore with DosSemClear, DosSemRequest will set the semaphore and the blocked thread will unblock and return. There are three additional functions that you can use to make a thread wait for a change in a semaphore's state. These functions allow a thread to synchronize its actions with the actions of another thread. DosSemWait will wait for a thread to call DosSemClear and clear a semaphore (like DosSemRequest does except DosSemWait doesn't set the semaphore). DosSemSetWait does the same thing but sets the semaphore before it begins to block. DosMuxSemWait lets you construct a list of semaphores and returns when any semaphore in the list has been cleared. Sample Semaphore SSEM.C (see Figure 1) demonstrates the use of system semaphores. It shows how to create or open a system semaphore and how to use it with DosSemWait, DosSemRequest, DosSemSet, and DosSemClear. It also illustrates a simple example of synchronization between processes. What's unique about SSEM is that to use it, you should run two or more instances of it in separate sessions. The first instance will always create the system semaphore, set it, and enter a program loop. Each time the program goes through the loop, it prints a message and clears the semaphore. Then it looks to see if the operator has pressed a key and, if so, closes the semaphore and terminates itself. If the operator has not pressed a key, the process sleeps for a while and requests ownership of the semaphore. When the semaphore becomes available, SSEM begins the loop again. A subsequent instance of SSEM, unable to create the semaphore because it already exists, will open the semaphore instead. Then it will wait until some other instance of SSEM clears the semaphore and enters the loop described above. Thus multiple instances of the same program will take turns owning the semaphore. The program doesn't really use the semaphore to protect a resource, but using the semaphore does force the program to indirectly serialize its use of the OS/2 video resources. Only one instance of the program can write its message at a time--when the semaphore is available. This sample should give you a better idea of how system semaphores work. Anonymous Pipes UNIX system developers originally introduced pipes as a form of operating system IPC. Pipes get their name from their resemblance to a water pipe, in which water transfers in one direction from one location to another. In an operating system context, a pipe allows a process to send data to another process, as if the first is writing to a file that the second is reading. You can also use pipes for redirection, since, in many cases, STDIN and STDOUT are indistinguishable from file handles. OS/2 anonymous pipes are a very efficient, versatile means of interprocess data transfer and demand little from the programmer or the application. While anonymous pipes are flexible to use, their application is limited: you can only use them between related processes, where one process is the parent (or an ancestor) of another. Thus one process can create an anonymous pipe and start or spawn another process that can read from it or write to it. I will discuss how to use anonymous pipes, but move on rather quickly to more powerful forms for transferring data in IPC. A pipe is a first in, first out (FIFO) stream in which one process inserts data at one end and another takes the data out at the other end. It resembles a file to the processes that use it but it is actually a memory buffer that OS/2 manages. A process can write data to a pipe and another process can read data from the pipe as if either were manipulating a disk file. Indeed, several processes can write data to the pipe, but only one process can read from it. OS/2 manages the pipe and handles the scheduling and synchronization of the data. Under OS/2, pipe handles, like file handles, can be inherited by a child process. Thus, a parent process can pass a pipe handle to a child process as a command line parameter or via shared memory and the child can use the handle. The parent process can also use a pipe to read the child's standard output or write to its standard output. This is done by closing either the standard input or output handle and substituting a pipe handle in its place. When the child uses either standard input or standard output, it will actually be using the pipe handle. For instance, a parent process can call DosClose to close STDOUT. By calling DosDupHandle, the parent process creates a duplicate of the pipe's write handle and forces it to be recognized as STDOUT. When the child process begins, all output that it writes to STDOUT will actually go to the pipe where the parent process can read it. This will become clearer to you in the PIPE sample program. To create an anonymous pipe, a process must call DosMakePipe. This API function returns two handles to the pipe, one for reading and one for writing. The receiver can pass one handle to a child process as a command line parameter or by means of shared memory (see the section on shared memory below). Then one process can use DosRead to read from the pipe and the other can use DosWrite to write to it. DosWrite will not return until the data passed to it has been written to the pipe, so it may have to wait until a DosRead by the receiver has made enough room in the pipe for it to complete its task and return. There are a few additional differences between pipes and files other than that pipes do not involve disk I/O: for one, a process cannot seek in a pipe, but it doesn't have to maintain a file pointer. For another, an application needn't worry about whether the data in the pipe will be overwritten, since OS/2 manages the pipe. Also, a pipe is inherently faster than a disk file since OS/2 stores the entire pipe in memory. On the other hand, although a file is limited only by the available disk space, a pipe can never be larger than 64Kb; the creating process can suggest a pipe size to OS/2 when it calls DosMakePipe, but OS/2 may dynamically change the size of the pipe as it is used. An application doesn't have to worry about filling up the pipe unless data is being read from the pipe too slowly or written to the pipe too quickly. Alternatively, a thread can use DosWriteAsync and DosReadAsync so that it won't be blocked while the pipe is full or being written to. But these functions create their own threads and require a huge stack to accommodate any combination of API calls. It's more reasonable to create your own thread that performs these operations asynchronously using calls to DosWrite or DosRead rather than using DosWriteAsync and DosReadAsync. Since data is written to a pipe in FIFO order, it is up to the processes involved to synchronize themselves. If the data written to the pipe varies in length, your applications will have to work out some sort of protocol, or procedure for knowing how to interpret the data. Once an application finishes using the pipe, it should close it with DosClose. When all the processes using the pipe have closed their pipe handles, OS/2 will delete the resources used to manage the pipe. Sample Pipe Program PIPE.C (see Figure 2) illustrates a simple use of an anonymous pipe. The program also demonstrates a technique that an application might use when it wants to start another process in the same session and give the operator the ability to monitor the new process's output. When you run PIPE, it divides the screen into two halves (upper and lower) and displays the child program's output in the upper half while interacting with the operator in the lower half. It does this by closing the STDOUT handle and substituting it with a pipe handle. Thus, the child process thinks it is writing to STDOUT, when its output is actually going to an anonymous pipe. The parent process uses a separate thread to read the pipe and display the output in the lower half of the screen. To run PIPE, enter PIPE <programname> [args...] and follow PIPE with the name of the program (and any arguments) whose output will be displayed in the upper half of the screen. PIPE begins by creating an anonymous pipe and closing STDOUT. Then it calls DosDupHandle to duplicate the pipe's write handle as the new STDOUT. Using the pipe handle as the new STDOUT does not hinder PIPE itself, since it uses VIO for its own video output. But if the child program uses VIO or STDERR, they will not be transferred to PIPE for printing on the screen. Next, PIPE clears the screen and divides it in two (by using VioWrtNCell to draw a line horizontally across the center of the screen). Then it creates a buffer that includes both the program to run and its arguments and calls DosExecPgm to run the child process asynchronously, allowing the child and PIPE to run at the same time in the same session. After this, PIPE creates a new thread of execution to read the pipe input and print it on the screen. Contained in the function readchild, this thread enters a program loop where it uses a call to DosRead to read from the pipe. When DosRead returns, the thread strips the pipe input of carriage returns and line feeds and scrolls the upper portion of the screen up as it prints each line. If it finds any incomplete lines, it moves them to the beginning of the buffer, sleeps briefly, and returns to the DosRead at the top of the loop. Simultaneously, the main thread also enters a loop, where it calls KbdStringIn to read a line from the user. As the thread gets each line, it scrolls the lower half of the screen up, prints the line, and returns to the top of the loop. If the line typed was QUIT, the thread breaks out of the loop. Then it calls DosCwait to see if the child process has completed. If not, it calls DosKillProcess to terminate the child process and terminates itself. You can use PIPE with any program that writes its output to STDOUT. I've written a simple test program, TEST.C, for testing the PIPE program. TEST.C, which can be downloaded from any of the MSJ bulletin boards, prints a list of messages to STDOUT in an infinite loop. Shared Memory Shared memory is an OS/2 IPC mechanism that allows more than one process to use the same memory segment at the same time. It's useful for interprocess data sharing and data transfer, since one process can transfer data to another by copying it to a shared memory segment. Then another process can read it and modify it, and the original process can read it back. An unlimited number of processes can access shared memory, all of whom can read from or write to the shared memory segment. Other than a small amount of code required to set up shared memory among processes, a program can access a shared memory segment by means of a far pointer, making shared memory access relatively transparent to an application. This flexibility usually demands some method for establishing mutual exclusion; otherwise one process may overwrite the data of another. Because of this you should usually plan on using a system semaphore to manage each shared memory segment. There are three ways of establishing shared memory. In each one, a process--the owner of the shared memory--allocates a shared memory segment that a second process will be able to access. Using the first method, the owner process gives the second process access to the shared memory by creating a memory selector that the second process can use. This is known as givable memory; it requires that the owner know the process ID of the second process in order to create the new selector. Under the second approach, known as getable memory, the owner passes its own memory selector to the second process, which can then get its own selector and access the memory segment. An alternative technique involves named shared memory. Under this scheme, a process can create a shared memory segment that is associated with a specific name. Then any process that knows the name of the shared memory can access it directly. Of the three approaches to shared memory, I think named shared memory is the most convenient and flexible to use. However, the first two methods are terrific for limiting shared memory access to a few specific processes and work particularly well with queues. To use unnamed shared memory, a process must first call DosAllocSeg and allocate the shared segment, specifying the segment size and whether the segment is shareable. DosAllocSeg will return a selector to the segment. OS/2 relates selectors and processes, so that one process cannot use another's memory selector. Thus if the process knows the process ID of the second process, it can create givable shared memory by passing the selector and ID to DosGiveSeg, which will return a new selector the other process can use. Finally, the process must pass this selector to the other process, as a command line parameter or using some other mechanism. Queues lend themselves perfectly to this scheme, since you can create a pointer from the shared memory selector and pass the pointer through the queue. Or the first process can pass the original selector to the other process, which can use DosGetSeg to access the unnamed shared memory. If your application doesn't know the ID of the other process, then you will want to use named shared memory. With named shared memory, your application uses a name for the shared memory segment which resembles the pseudo-filename used by system semaphores. An example would be \SHAREMEM\MEM; the SHAREMEM pseudo-directory name indicates that a shared memory segment is being created. The application passes this shared memory name to DosAllocShrSeg, which returns a selector to the shared segment. As with system semaphores, any other process can open a shared memory segment once it has been created. The other processes must call DosGetShrSeg, which will return a selector to the named shared segment. Under either scheme, a process should call DosFreeSeg to free the shared memory once it has finished with it. OS/2 will not discard the segment until the last process using it has called DosFreeSeg. As with system semaphores, a process can continue to access a shared segment even after the segment is free and the process that created the segment has terminated. Once a process has obtained the selector to a shared memory segment, it can convert the selector into a far pointer using the MAKEP macro and access the shared memory directly. Shared Memory Program SHMEM.C (see Figure 3), a sample shared memory program, uses named shared memory. There is no need for a program for unnamed shared memory, since the sample program for queues serves adequately for both. As with the sample system semaphore program, you can run multiple copies of the shared memory program. Each instance of the program competes for access to a piece of named shared memory by using a system semaphore. Once an instance of the program gains access to this memory, it looks to see if another instance of the program has placed a message there and, if so, prints it. Then it writes its own message to the shared memory segment, releases the semaphore (and ownership of the shared memory), and blocks until it can gain access to the semaphore again. As with SSEM, an instance of SHMEM will terminate if you press a key while its session is in the foreground. You can run more than one instance of SHMEM by running them in different sessions. Each instance prints messages left by other instances, but only one will create or own the shared memory. The messages identify the owner and other users of the shared memory, as well as their process IDs. Queues Queues are one of OS/2's most powerful and complex IPC mechanisms for data transfer. They are more flexible than anonymous pipes and potentially more powerful than shared memory. Queues are usually used in conjunction with shared memory and provide a framework that allows you to easily implement a shared memory manager. Used properly, they eliminate a lot of the work associated with shared memory data transfers. Traditionally, queues are FIFO mechanisms in which one process inserts data at one end and another process takes it out at the other. In such cases, a process reading the queue must accept elements in the order in which they are written to it. OS/2 queues, on the other hand, can be ordered on a FIFO, last in, first out (LIFO), or priority basis. With priority order, the sender can assign a priority number to each element. The element with the highest priority is always first in the queue. If two elements have the same priority, they are placed in the queue in FIFO order. In addition, multiple processes can send data to the queue, whereas only one process--the queue owner--can read from it. Unlike anonymous pipes, queues can be accessed by unrelated processes, although a process must know the name of the queue to access it. A process writes data to a queue as a distinct set of data elements. The sender, not the receiver, controls the size of the data it receives. You will typically use shared memory to transfer data via a queue: the queue transfers elements that contain information about the data being transferred. A sender will pass a pointer to the shared memory as part of a queue element. The receiver can then use this pointer to access the shared memory data. A receiver or a queue owner has far more control over the queue elements than does the receiving process of a pipe. It can remove the queue elements in almost any order and can choose to leave some elements in the queue while retrieving others. In addition, the queue owner can decide to free the shared memory when it wishes or keep it around for a while. Unlike anonymous pipes, queues require their own set of API functions for sending and receiving data: you cannot use DosRead and DosWrite with queues. OS/2 limits queues to 409, with a total of 3268 data elements at a time. Queues are relatively easy to use, but there are a few steps involved in accessing them. First, the receiving process (the queue owner) must create the queue with DosCreateQueue, specifying the name of the queue and the queue order. DosCreateQueue will then return a queue handle. The queue name is a pseudo-filename like those used for system semaphores and named shared memory. An example is \QUEUES\QNAME. Once the queue owner creates the queue, other processes can open it via DosOpenQueue, which will return a queue handle. This function also returns the process ID of the queue owner, so that a sender can create a shared memory selector for the queue owner. When a process is finished with the queue, it should close it using DosCloseQueue. OS/2 will maintain the queue as a resource until the owner closes the queue, at which time it disposes of the queue and any elements remaining in it. Attempts by a process to write to the queue after that will fail. A sender can reopen a queue after closing it as long as the queue owner has not closed the queue. As I mentioned earlier, queue data elements are typically stored in shared memory segments. There are, however, several ways that an application can pass data through a queue. The most common approach is to use unnamed shared memory, with the sender allocating a segment every time it places an element in the queue (these are segments the size of a queue element, not 64Kb segments). The sender writes data to the segment, creates a selector to the shared memory that can be used by the queue owner, and converts the selector into a pointer. Then it calls DosWriteQueue, passing it a priority value and the pointer to the shared memory. The sender can then free the shared memory segment if it no longer needs it, since OS/2 will not discard the segment until the queue owner frees it. Alternatively, the application can allocate one shared memory segment and divide it into pieces that the sender and queue owner will reuse. With this approach, the sender passes a pointer to the portion of the shared memory segment where the data resides, rather than a pointer to the segment itself. Although it is more work for the programmer to create a scheme to manage portions of the shared segment, the resulting program should run faster, since the constant allocation and reallocation of memory found in the first scheme is absent. There is, however, a way to pass data via a queue without using shared memory. If the sender is only transferring small pieces of data that are no more than 2 bytes in size (such as a series of tokens or even selectors), the application can forgo the use of shared memory entirely. The DosWriteQueue function includes a 2-byte request code that OS/2 reserves for use by the application. An application can use this code to pass 2-byte data elements through the queue to the receiving process without implementing either of the two shared memory schemes outlined above. Regardless of the method you use, the receiver must use DosReadQueue to read the elements from the queue. This function will return the process ID of the sender, the request code described in the previous paragraph, the length of the data element, a pointer to the data element, and its priority. DosReadQueue can wait until an element is in the queue or return immediately if no data elements are available. While the receiver should typically devote a thread to reading the queue, it can avoid this by providing a semaphore handle to DosReadQueue that OS/2 will clear when data elements are in the queue. The receiver can check this semaphore from time to time to see if a queue element has arrived while it was tending to other cases. The receiver can use DosPeekQueue to examine elements in the queue without removing them, and both sender and receiver can call DosQueryQueue to determine the number of elements in the queue. In addition, the receiver can flush the queue with DosPurgeQueue. Of course, it's the receiver's responsibility to free any shared memory segments passed with each element. Queue Programs The sample queue takes the shared memory example a step farther, moving these applications into the world of client-server relationships. This is why I have written two programs, one for the client and one for the server. The server's job is simple: if it gets a message from a client process, it must print that message. The client, not much more complex than the server, periodically sends messages to the server. The processes communicate the messages using queues and shared memory. If you study the listing for QSERVER.C (see Figure 4), you will see that the server begins by creating the queue. Then, it enters a program loop and blocks on a call to DosReadQueue. Once a queue element is available, the server returns from DosReadQueue and calls DosQueryQueue to get the count of the number of elements in the queue. Next it prints the message contained in shared memory, the element priority, the process ID of the sender, and the element count. Then the server frees the shared memory that the message occupies. If the operator has pressed a key in the server's session, it breaks out of the program loop, closes the queue and exits the program. Otherwise, it returns to the top of the loop and the DosReadQueue call. QCLIENT.C contains the source code for the client process. The client begins by opening the queue. If the server hasn't yet created the queue, the client will sleep for a second and try again. As you can see, the order in which you run the programs doesn't matter. Once the client has opened the queue, it enters a program loop where it will send messages to the server. It begins by allocating a shared memory segment. Then it uses DosGiveSeg and the MAKEP macros to create a pointer to the shared memory that the queue owner--the server process--can use. The client calls DosWriteQueue to place the pointer, the length of the message, and the element priority in the queue. The client immediately frees the shared memory segment, which won't be discarded until the server frees it. Then the client prints a message to show that it successfully placed a message in the queue to the server. If the operator has pressed a key, it closes the queue and exits the program. Otherwise, it increments the priority (or resets it to 0) and sleeps for a while before continuing at the top of the program loop. Although you can run only one instance of the server program, you can run a client program in every other session. If you are willing to forgo the acknowledgment from a client process that it is sending messages, you can run DETACHed instances of clients that can also communicate with the server. In fact, you can DETACH the server, which will invisibly accept messages from several clients. One note about priorities: try pressing Control-S in the server's session while the client processes are generating messages. Then, after a few moments, press another key to get the server restarted. The server will continue with the highest-priority elements first, gradually working down to lower-priority elements until it catches up. Signals OS/2 signals are IPC mechanisms that notify a process that an external event has occurred. Signals are routinely used by OS/2 to communicate with a process. For instance, if a user presses Control-C or Control-Break to terminate a process, OS/2 will generate the signal SIG_CTRLBREAK or the signal SIG_CTRLC. If the process has installed a signal handler, it can field these signals in any manner it wishes. Otherwise, the command processor parent of the process will receive the signal, translate it into the SIGKILLPROCESS termination signal, and pass it to the process. OS/2 may also terminate a process by sending SIGKILLPROCESS to it directly (if you select Close in the System Icon pulldown menu on a Presentation Manager window, the window's command processor will send SIGKILLPROCESS to the application). OS/2 also sends a SIGKILLPROCESS signal to a child process when the parent process uses DosKillProcess to terminate the child. Signals can also be used in OS/2 for simple communications between two applications. OS/2 provides three signal flags, SIG_PFLG_A, SIG_PFLG_B, and SIG_PFLG_C, that an application can use to signal another. Signal handling under OS/2 is similar to interrupt handling under DOS2. Under DOS, an external event generates an interrupt to the CPU. The CPU then executes a predefined interrupt handling routine, which DOS or the machine BIOS provides. A DOS application can substitute its own interrupt handler to process interrupts while the application is running. Then it will (we hope) reset the predefined interrupt handler when it is through or about to terminate. Under OS/2, external events generate signals. OS/2 provides a predefined signal handler for each type of signal, but an application can substitute or register its own signal handler instead. Then the application can reset the original signal handler when it is done. However, since a signal handler is specific to an application, it doesn't matter if the application doesn't replace the signal handler before terminating. An application can use DosSetSigHandler to set up its own signal-handling routine by specifying the address of the signal handler function and the type of signal to be trapped. An application must register a signal handler with OS/2 for each type of signal. If the process has not registered a signal handler by the time the signal is generated, OS/2 will pass the signal handler to the default signal handler--usually the command processor for the session, either CMD.EXE or the Presentation Manager shell (depending how the application was started). When OS/2 passes a signal to an application that has registered its own signal handler for that signal, it switches the application's main thread to the code of the signal-handling routine. Since signals are time-critical events that require an immediate response, OS/2 will interrupt the main thread even if it is executing a critical section of code (that is, one defined by a call to DosEnterCritSec and a subsequent call to DosExitCritSec). If the main thread is waiting for the return of an API function when it is switched to the signal handler, OS/2 will force the thread to abort the call rather than wait for the function to complete. Once the main thread has processed the signal, OS/2 will switch it back to its own code. If an API function is aborted, the function call will return an error code. The exceptions are API functions that perform file I/O: OS/2 places calls to these functions in a blocked state when they are called. Thus OS/2 can switch the calling thread back to the middle of an API file I/O function without aborting the function call. The lesson to be learned from these applications is that if you are writing an application that uses a signal handler, do not use the main thread for any work that would be corrupted if a signal interrupts it. To be safe, have the main thread start one thread of execution that executes the remaining code and starts any other threads. Then the main thread should install the signal handler and indefinitely block on a call to DosSleep. You can use DosHoldSignal to have the main thread temporarily ignore a signal while it is performing some uninterruptible processing, but you should not do this as a general practice. An application should never install a signal handler that will ignore SIG_CTRLC, SIG_CTRLBREAK, or SIGKILLPROCESS, even if it ignores the signal flags. For instance, if the signal handler ignores SIGKILLPROCESS, you will not be able to terminate it without rebooting your machine. Upon receiving any of these three signals, the process should free its resources, notify any child processes to terminate, and terminate itself. You can use DosExitList to ensure that this occurs properly. A well-written OS/2 application can, however, use the three signal flags for communicating with other processes. These are not flags that communicate a state (as semaphores do), nor are they flags that a process can manipulate. Instead, these flags signal a process that something has happened and allow it to act accordingly. If you are writing an application that will handle signals, you can install a signal handler with DosSetSigHandler. This function can specify five different ways of reacting to a specific signal. The process can: . replace the current signal handler with another . acknowledge the signal . return an error to the sender (indicating that the receiver has refused to accept the signal) . ignore the signal . remove the signal handler To call DosSetSigHandler, your program must specify the signal, the action to take, and the address of the signal handler function being installed. If you are supplying the latter, DosSetSigHandler will return the address of the current signal handler and its action, so that your application can restore these later. The signaling process should use DosFlagProcess to signal the receiver process, but to use this function it must know the process ID of the receiver. In addition, DosFlagProcess allows the sender to send a 2-byte unsigned value to the receiver. The content of this argument is left to the discretion of the application; this is not unlike the 2-byte value that a queue sender can pass to a queue owner. Once the signal has been generated, OS/2 will preempt the receiver's primary thread and direct it to execute the code of the new signal handler. The signal handler should immediately issue a call to DosSetSignalHandler to acknowledge the signal. This action resets the signal handler and allows the process to accept the signal again (the receiver can't receive that signal again until it has cleared the signal handler). If the signal handler does not acknowledge the signal, DosFlagProcess will return an error code to the sender indicating that the receiver refused to accept the signal. Once the receiver process no longer needs to handle the new signal, DosSetSignalHandler should be used to restore the previous signal handler. The signal handler routine always has the same form: void APIENTRY sighandler (USHORT arg, USHORT num); (This line was broken due to space limitations, but should run on one line--Ed.) You can use any name you wish for the function and arguments, but you must declare the function this way. OS/2 will supply the contents of the two arguments. You never actually call the signal handler function in your code--when your program receives the appropriate signal, OS/2 will set up the stack as if the function had been called and jump to the first line of code inside the function. The first argument specifies the type of signal that was sent. If it is a flag signal, the second argument will be the discretionary value supplied to DosFlagSignal by the sender. Otherwise, OS/2 will set this argument to 0. When the receiver's signal handler is invoked, OS/2 will load the CS, IP, SS, SP, and flag registers with new values to represent the code and stack for the signal-handling routine. The signal handler should terminate with a far return so that OS/2 can resume execution of the interrupted thread. Fortunately, if you are writing your application in C, this process is transparent to the application and your code, since the function was declared with the APIENTRY type modifier. OS/2 will execute the far return for you when it reaches the end of the function. What happens if your program receives a signal while the signal handler is active? If the receiver's signal handler hasn't acknowledged or cleared the signal yet, DosFlagProcess will return an error to the signal-sending process. If the receiver's signal handler has acknowledged the signal but is still active (that is, execution has not returned to the primary thread), the OS/2 error handler will trap the second occurrence of the signal. In other words, the receiver will not know that the signal was sent, and DosFlagProcess will not return an error to the sender (not yet, at least). However, if the sender generates the signal a third time while the receiver's error handler is still active after acknowledging the first signal, DosFlagProcess will return ERROR_SIGNAL_PENDING to the receiver. Consequently, OS/2 can only handle two signals per process at a time. Sample Signal Program The sample SIG.C program (see Figure 5) shows you how to create a process that can signal another process. In keeping with the sample semaphore and shared memory programs, I have used one body of source code to create a program that you can run simultaneously in different sessions. The first instance of SIG will always be the receiver. When you run it, SIG will display its process ID and attempt to create a system semaphore. If successful, it will start a keyboard thread. The keyboard thread blocks on a call to KbdCharIn and terminates the process immediately upon its return. The user can then terminate the receiver instance of SIG at any time by pressing a key. Since the KbdCharIn call is in a separate thread, the main thread can install the signal handler and then sleep indefinitely. This eliminates the possibility of the keyboard call being interrupted by a jump to the signal handler code. After the main thread has started the keyboard thread, it installs the signal handler. The signal-handling routine will process all signals except the one used to detect a broken pipe (DosSetSigHandler will return an error if you attempt to install a signal handler for SIG_BROKENPIPE without opening the pipe first). Once it has installed the signal handler, the main thread enters a loop in which it sleeps for 10 seconds , wakes up, and sleeps again. To generate some signals, you must run at least one other instance of the program in a different session. When you run a signaling instance of SIG, you must pass it the process ID of the receiver instance as a command line parameter. Therefore, if the receiver prints a process ID of 50 when you start it, run each subsequent instance with: SIG 50 After printing its own process ID, each signaler attempts to create the semaphore. When the signaler fails (since the receiver has already created the semaphore) it begins to execute the sender code in the program. It reads the receiver's process ID from the command line and enters the program loop, where it calls DosFlagProcess repeatedly to signal the receiver, switching to a different signaling flag each time, and prints a message to the screen with each pass. As it goes through the loop, it checks for any keyboard input and terminates if the user has pressed a key. Then it sleeps briefly before returning to the top of the loop. The receiver process remains idle until it receives a signal. When it receives a signal, OS/2 switches the main thread to the code of the signal handler function, sighandler. This function immediately acknowledges the signal with a call to DosSetSigHandler, prints a message identifying the signal, and prints a subsequent message showing whether it successfully acknowledged the signal. Then the function returns and OS/2 switches the thread back to its own code. Note that you can't terminate the receiver with a Control-C or Control-Break. The receiver will acknowledge these signals but refuse to terminate. You can, however, end the program by selecting Close from the OS/2 Presentation Manager system icon or by selecting Task/Close from the Presentation Manager Task Manager window. If you do this, the program will print a message acknowledging the signal before terminating. You can also end the program by pressing a key when the receiver's session is in the foreground. You might want to experiment with running several instances of SIG, each signaling the first instance. This experiment should give you a good idea of how signaling works and how to use it. Finally, I should mention that although signaling is fast, the system semaphore is the preferred means of setting a flag that can be used by two different processes. If speed is critical and the other caveats associated with signals are not a problem, by all means go ahead and use them. But for most signaling, system semaphores are a more elegant solution. Device Monitors Character device monitors are not a form of OS/2 IPC. They do, however, allow an application to monitor and manipulate the data sent to and from a character device. In this way you can create a process that can monitor or modify the data stream between a device driver and its associated subsystem, whether or not the monitor process is in the foreground session. While monitors are not a part of OS/2 IPC, they do allow one application to control and manipulate the data that another application receives from a device. The prototypical example of a device monitor is a keyboard monitor. You can use an OS/2 keyboard monitor to create a program that activates when the user presses a hot key, just as with many of the popular DOS terminate-and-stay-resident programs. I'll limit the discussion of monitors here to what you need to know to create programs that do just that. A device monitor only monitors a device's interaction with the screen group in which you install it. You can, however, install a monitor in more than one screen group at a time. If you install a keyboard monitor in one of the Presentation Manager's sessions, it will monitor the keyboard device stream for the entire Presentation Manager screen group. You can use monitors on any character device, including the keyboard, the mouse, and the printer, but you cannot monitor a block device (like a disk drive) or the asynchronous communications device driver. Usually, you can control only the data stream flowing between the device driver and the API subsystem for that driver. However, a printer monitor will let you control the data flowing in either direction. When you install a device monitor, OS/2 places it in the data stream between the device driver and the buffers used by the associated API subsystem. A keyboard monitor, for example, will receive data from the KBD$ device driver and pass data to the keyboard (KBD) subsystem. If you install more than one monitor, OS/2 will pass the data in the stream from one monitor to the next. This collection of monitors is known as the monitor chain. Together a set of monitors can filter the data placed in a session's API buffer for the device being monitored. There are several steps that a program must take to create and install a character device monitor. The monitor process should issue a call to DosMonOpen first, which will return a device handle for the data stream to be monitored. Then the program should call DosMonReg, which will register the process as a device monitor for the data stream. A call to DosMonReg causes the device driver to create a monitor dispatcher. The monitor dispatcher will divert the data stream from the device driver to the monitor and from the monitor to the API buffer (or the next monitor in the chain); DosMonReg will also register the monitor's input and output buffers with the monitor dispatcher. Once you've registered the monitor, the device driver's monitor dispatcher will automatically place records from the data stream into the monitor's input buffers. The monitor examines the data in its buffers, and can either modifiy it or leave it alone. Then it must efficiently transfer the data from its input buffer to its output buffer by means of calls to DosMonRead and calls to DosMonWrite. The monitor dispatcher will automatically transfer the data to the API buffers or the next monitor in the chain. Note that a monitor can optionally consume a data record if it does not want it passed on to the application. When that happens, the application never receives the data. Because a monitor can affect the device information received by applications, you should take care in designing and writing one. You can use DosMonReg to set the monitor's position in the monitor chain (first, last, or next available). OS/2 will always place the first monitor to register for the first position at the front of the monitor chain. If another monitor subsequently registers for first position, OS/2 will place it after any other monitor that has already registered for that position. Likewise, OS/2 will place the first monitor that registers for last position last, and subsequent monitors vying for that position will be next to last, and so on. If a monitor registers for the next available position, it will be placed after any monitors that requested first position and before any that requested last position. You can usually place a keystroke monitor almost anywhere in the monitor chain so long as other monitors do not remove or modify the data for which it's looking. A monitor should be efficient; it should read from, modify, and write to the data stream as quickly as possible. In addition, a monitor should never take any action that might disrupt the data stream. As a rule, you should dedicate one thread of the monitor process to read to and write from the data stream and another thread to react to the data content. DosMonOpen should be called only once in a program. Therefore if your application is going to use multiple monitors, place the monitor code from the call to DosMonReg through the DosMonRead/DosMonWrite loop in a new thread. The portion of the thread that performs the DosMonRead and DosMonWrite calls should not have to wait for I/O services or perform operations that may block it. If the monitor thread is blocked, the monitor will stop the entire data stream, halting the flow of data from the device driver to every process in the screen group until the monitor thread becomes unblocked. If the monitor hangs, it can hang the entire screen group. A monitor thread's priority should be set to help ensure that the OS/2 task scheduler dispatches the monitor thread before it dispatches any threads accessing the API buffer. The monitor should run at the lower levels of the time-critical (the highest) priority category. If the monitor's priority is too low, it will waste CPU cycles and not deliver data from the device driver fast enough. Then the threads reading the API buffer will block longer than necessary, since they will be waiting for the arrival of the data in the buffer. Note that I said to place the monitor at the lower level of the time-critical priority category. Threads that service the hardware device drivers usually use the top of the time-critical category. The monitor must wait for these threads to deliver data from the device to the monitor chain. If you set the monitor at the same level, it will use too many CPU cycles, since the dispatcher will schedule it on an equal basis with the device driver threads. Furthermore, if the time-critical priority category is overloaded with monitors, the device drivers will not be able to meet the demands of the devices. Keyboard Monitor The sample MONITOR.C program (see Figure 6) shows how you can install a simple keyboard monitor. This monitor examines the data stream from the keyboard device driver and displays a pop-up screen whenever the user presses the Alt-F10 hot key. The pop-up screen waits for another key press, then ends the pop up. If the user presses the Ctrl-F10 termination key, the monitor removes itself from the keyboard monitor chain and terminates itself. MONITOR consists of two threads. The main thread begins by setting a RAM semaphore and launching the monitor thread. The monitor thread uses the RAM semaphore to signal the main thread to create the pop up. After the main thread starts the monitor thread, it enters a program loop and blocks on a call to DosSemRequest. When the monitor thread clears the semaphore, the main thread will become active. It will call VioPopUp to create a pop-up screen, print a message, and enter another program loop. In the next program loop, the main thread repeatedly checks for a key press from the operator and breaks out of the loop if a key is available. If not, the thread sleeps for one second. Each time it goes through the loop, the thread increments a counter; when 20 seconds have passed (or rather, twenty 1-second sleep intervals), the thread will break out of the loop. Once out o ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not enough OS/2 of the loop, the thread will end the pop-up screen and block on the RAM semaphore again. Using the inner loop allows this thread to wait until a user presses a key without waiting indefinitely while a pop-up screen is active. Although OS/2 will turn over the pop-up session to a pending VioPopUp call after 30 seconds, it makes no sense for the thread to own this resource for more than 20 seconds. If the monitor thread clears the program_active variable and the RAM semaphore, the main thread will break out of the main program loop and then terminate the program. The monitor thread itself is a fairly bland example of a keyboard monitor. First, it calls DosMonOpen to get a device handle for the keyboard device driver. Then the thread calls DosGetInfoSeg to get the program's screen group number, which is needed by DosMonReg. It registers its input and output buffers with DosMonReg and raises the thread's priority with DosSetPrty. Then the thread enters the main monitor loop, reading keyboard data from the KBD$ device driver with DosMonRead and writing the data to the KBD API buffer with DosMonWrite (assuming no other monitors are installed). Between each read and write, the monitor thread checks to see if the scan key for a keystroke is the hot key required to generate the pop-up screen in the main thread. If so, the monitor thread sets a variable, popup_active, clears the RAM semaphore, and returns to the top of the loop. By clearing the RAM semaphore, the monitor thread activates the main thread and uses the popup_active variable to determine whether the pop-up screen is active. If it is active, the monitor thread will pass the key to the API buffers, even if it is the hot key. If the monitor thread discovers the termination key in the keyboard data stream, it clears the program_active variable, breaks out of the monitor loop, and closes the monitor with a call to DosMonClose. Just before the thread terminates itself, it clears the RAM semaphore. Clearing the RAM semaphore causes the main thread to unblock and shut down the process. You can run MONITOR from any session or screen group, but you'll get the best results if you DETACH it so that it runs as a background process. You can also DETACH it from a windowed command prompt in the Presentation Manager's screen group. Doing that allows you to create a pop-up program that will appear even if you are currently using a session in the PM's screen group. OS/2 provides enough forms of IPC--ranging from primitive signaling to sophisticated named pipes--to meet almost any programming requirement. This allows for a great deal of flexibility when developing applications that will need to share data, such as servers and communications programs. The sample programs provided with this article were designed specifically to demonstrate IPC mechanisms. The challenge is to take the code, build on it, and adapt it to fit the needs of your development project. Figure 1 SSEM.MAK # make file for ssem.c # COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw ssem.exe: ssem.c ssem.mak cl $(COPT) ssem.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat ssem.exe SSEM.C /* ssem.c RHS 5/1/89 This program demonstrates the use of system semaphores. To use it, run more than one copy of the program in different sessions with: SSEM */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<stdio.h> #define SEMNAME "\\sem\\ssem.sem" void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); PID Os2GetPid(void); void main(void); void main(void) { HSYSSEM semhandle; USHORT retval; int creator = FALSE; KBDKEYINFO kbdkeyinfo; PID pid; unsigned count = 0; pid = Os2GetPid(); /* first process will successfully execute this code and create the semaphore */ if(retval = DosCreateSem(CSEM_PUBLIC,&semhandle,SEMNAME)) { if(retval != ERROR_ALREADY_EXISTS) error_exit(retval,"DosCreateSem"); /* second process will open the semaphore previously created */ else if (retval = DosOpenSem(&semhandle,SEMNAME)) error_exit(retval,"DosOpenSem"); DosSemWait(semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); DosSemRequest(semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); } else { /* then first process will wait here until second process executes the code in the loop below */ DosSemSet(semhandle); creator = TRUE; } while(TRUE) /* both processes will continue to execute in this loop */ { printf("%s (%u) %u ",(creator ? "Creating Thread" :\ "User Thread"), pid,count++); DosSemClear(semhandle); KbdCharIn(&kbdkeyinfo,IO_NOWAIT,0); ; /* check for key press */ if(kbdkeyinfo.fbStatus & FINAL_CHAR_IN) /* if pressed, break out */ break; DosSleep(150L); DosSemRequest(semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); } DosCloseSem(semhandle); /* close the semaphore */ DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); /* and exit */ } PID Os2GetPid(void) /* returns process id */ { PIDINFO pidinfo; DosGetPID(&pidinfo); /* get process id */ return pidinfo.pid; /* return it */ } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } Figure 2 PIPE.MAK # make file for pipe.c # COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw pipe.exe: pipe.c pipe.mak cl $(COPT) pipe.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat pipe.exe PIPE.C /* pipe.c RHS 5/2/89 pipe example: this program will reroute the stdout of a child process to the pipe, then it will print the child's output to the upper portion of the screen while you can type into the lower portion of the screen To run: PIPE <child program name> [child program arguments] */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_VIO #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<mt\stdio.h> #include<mt\process.h> #include<mt\string.h> #define PIPESIZE 80 #define STDIN 0 #define STDOUT 1 #define FAILBUFLEN 128 #define ENV 0L #define THREADSTACK 800 char readbuf[PIPESIZE+5]; HFILE readhandle, writehandle, newSTDOUT = STDOUT; USHORT cell = 0x1f20; char readchild_stack[THREADSTACK]; void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); PID Os2GetPid(void); void main(int argc, char **argv); void readchild(void); void main(int argc, char **argv) { USHORT retval, cell2 = 0x1fc4, i; STRINGINBUF stringinbuf; char failbuf[FAILBUFLEN]; RESULTCODES resultcodes; char keybuf[PIPESIZE], *p; PID pid,pidasync; if(argc < 2) /* must have one argument */ error_exit(0,"main"); &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* create pipe */ if(retval = DosMakePipe(&readhandle,&writehandle, PIPESIZE)) error_exit(retval,"DosMakePipe"); DosClose(STDOUT); /* close stdout */ &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* pipe write handle now stdout */ if(retval = DosDupHandle(writehandle,&newSTDOUT)) error_exit(retval,"DosDupHandle"); &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* clear the screen */ VioScrollUp(0,0,0xffff,0xffff,0xffff,(PBYTE)&cell,0); VioWrtNCell((PBYTE)&cell2,80,11,0,0); &n; bsp; /* draw line to split screen */ memset(readbuf,0,sizeof(readbuf)); /* clear buffer */ strcpy(readbuf,argv[1]); /* add program name */ if(!(strstr(strupr(readbuf),".EXE"))) /* tack on .EXE */ strcat(readbuf,".EXE"); p = (&readbuf[strlen(readbuf)]+1); for( i = 2; i < argc; i++) /* add program arguments */ { strcat(p,argv[i]); strcat(p," "); } &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* run the child program */ if(retval = DosExecPgm(failbuf,FAILBUFLEN,EXEC_ASYNC, readbuf,ENV,&resultcodes, readbuf)) error_exit(retval,"DosExecPgm"); pidasync = resultcodes.codeTerminate; /* start pipe read thread */ if(_beginthread(readchild,readchild_stack, THREADSTACK,NULL) == -1) error_exit(-1,"_beginthread"); while(TRUE) { stringinbuf.cb = sizeof(keybuf)-1; &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* await operator input */ if(retval = KbdStringIn(keybuf,&stringinbuf,IO_WAIT,0)) error_exit(retval,"KbdStringIn"); keybuf[stringinbuf.cchIn] = '\0'; &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* scroll screen up */ VioScrollUp(12,0,23,0xffff,1,(PBYTE)&cell,0); &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* write command */ VioWrtCharStr(keybuf,strlen(keybuf),23,0,0); &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* clear prompt line */ VioWrtNCell((PBYTE)&cell,80,24,0,0); if(!strcmp(strupr(keybuf),"QUIT"))&nbs; p; /* if QUIT command, get out */ break; } &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* see if child finished */ if(retval = DosCwait(DCWA_PROCESSTREE,DCWW_NOWAIT, &resultcodes,&pid,resultcodes.codeTerminate)) { if(retval == ERROR_CHILD_NOT_COMPLETE) /*if not, kill it*/ { if(retval = DosKillProcess(DKP_PROCESSTREE, pidasync)) &n; bsp; error_exit(retval,"DosKillProcess"); } else if(retval != ERROR_WAIT_NO_CHILDREN) error_exit(retval,"DosCwait"); } DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); /* get out */ } void readchild(void) /* this thread reads the pipe, and prints the lines */ { USHORT retval,bytesread,i, lines; char *p = readbuf; while(TRUE) {& nbsp;&nb; sp; /* read the pipe */ if(retval = DosRead(readhandle,p, PIPESIZE-(p-readbuf),&bytesread)) error_exit(retval,"DosRead"); bytesread += (p-readbuf); for(i = lines =0; i < bytesread; i++) &n; bsp; /* remove CRs and LFs */ { if(readbuf[i] == ' ') &n; bsp; lines++; if(readbuf[i] == '\r' &pipe;&pipe; readbuf[i] == ' ') &n; bsp; readbuf[i] = '\0'; } &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* print each line found */ for(p = readbuf, i = 0; i < bytesread && lines; lines--) { VioScrollUp(0,0,10,0xffff,1,(PBYTE)&cell,0); VioWrtCharStr(p,strlen(p),10,0,0); i += strlen(p); p += strlen(p); for( ; !(*p) && i < bytesread; i++, p++); DosSleep(1L); } if(*p && !lines && i < bytesread)&nbs; p; /* if anything is leftover */ { memmove(readbuf,p,bytesread-i); /*move it up*/ p = &readbuf[bytesread-i]; } else p = readbuf; } } PID Os2GetPid(void) /* returns process id */ { PIDINFO pidinfo; DosGetPID(&pidinfo); /* get process id */ return pidinfo.pid; /* return it */ } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { char buf[100]; sprintf(buf,"Error %u returned from %s\r ",err,msg); VioWrtTTY(buf,strlen(buf),0); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } Figure 3 SHMEM.MAK # make file for shmem.c # COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw shmem.exe: shmem.c shmem.mak cl $(COPT) shmem.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat shmem.exe SHMEM.C /* shmem.c RHS 5/2/89 This program demonstrates the use of shared memory. To use it, run more than one copy of the program in different sessions with: SHMEM */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<stdio.h> #include<memory.h> #define SHAREDMEM "\\sharemem\\shmem.mem" #define SEMNAME "\\sem\\ssem.sem" #define SHAREDMEMSIZE 200 void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); PID Os2GetPid(void); void main(void); void main(void) { HSYSSEM semhandle; SEL selector; USHORT retval; int creator = FALSE; KBDKEYINFO kbdkeyinfo; PCH p; PID pid; pid = Os2GetPid(); /* first process will successfully execute this code and create the semaphore */ if(retval = DosCreateSem(CSEM_PUBLIC,&semhandle,SEMNAME)) { if(retval != ERROR_ALREADY_EXISTS) error_exit(retval,"DosCreateSem"); /* second process will open the semaphore previously created */ else if (retval = DosOpenSem(&semhandle,SEMNAME)) error_exit(retval,"DosOpenSem"); if(retval = DosGetShrSeg(SHAREDMEM,&selector)) error_exit(retval,"DosGetShrSeg"); DosSemWait(semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); DosSemRequest(semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); } else { /* then first process will wait here until second process executes the code in the loop below */ if(retval = DosAllocShrSeg(SHAREDMEMSIZE, SHAREDMEM,&selector)) error_exit(retval,"DosAllocShrSeg"); DosSemSet(semhandle); creator = TRUE; } p = MAKEP(selector,0); /* create pointer to shmem */ if(!creator) memset(p,'\0',SHAREDMEMSIZE); while(TRUE) /* both processes will continue to execute in this loop*/ { if(*p) printf("%s (%u) received: %s ",\ (creator ? "Owner" : "User"),pid,p); sprintf(p,(creator ? "from %u, the owner of this shared \ memory...Hello!" :"from %u, \ a user of this shared memory...Hello!"),pid); DosSemClear(semhandle); KbdCharIn(&kbdkeyinfo,IO_NOWAIT,0); /* check for key press */ if(kbdkeyinfo.fbStatus & FINAL_CHAR_IN) /* if pressed, break out */ break; DosSleep(150L); DosSemRequest(semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); } DosCloseSem(semhandle); /* close the semaphore */ DosFreeSeg(selector); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); /* and exit */ } PID Os2GetPid(void) /* returns process id */ { PIDINFO pidinfo; DosGetPID(&pidinfo); /* get process id */ return pidinfo.pid; /* return it */ } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } Figure 4 Q.H /* q.h RHS 5/1/89 queue server/client common header file */ #define QUEUENAME "\\queues\\qserver.que" QSERVER.MAK # make file for qserver.c # COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw qserver.exe: qserver.c qserver.mak q.h cl $(COPT) qserver.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat qserver.exe QSERVER.C /* qserver.c RHS 5/1/89 This program demonstrates the use of queues and creates a server process that client processes can pass messages to. To use it, start one instance of this program with: QSERVER Then start multiple instances of QCLIENT.C with: QCLIENT */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_DOSQUEUES #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<stdio.h> #include"q.h" void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); void main(void); void main(void) { USHORT retval, qcount = 0; KBDKEYINFO kbdkeyinfo; PCH p; HQUEUE qhandle; QUEUERESULT qresult; USHORT ellength; BYTE priority; if(retval = DosCreateQueue(&qhandle,QUE_PRIORITY,QUEUENAME)) error_exit(retval,"DosCreateQueue"); printf("Server has opened queue, awaiting messages... "); while(TRUE) { if(retval = DosReadQueue(qhandle,&qresult,&ellength, (PVOID FAR *)&p,0x0000,DCWW_WAIT,&priority,0L)) { if(retval != ERROR_QUE_EMPTY) /* if error was not from empty queue */ &n; bsp; error_exit(retval,"DosReadQueue"); continue; } DosQueryQueue(qhandle,&qcount); printf( "Server: (%u pending) message received from %u, priority u: %s ",qcount, qresult.pidProcess, priority,p); DosFreeSeg(SELECTOROF(p)); KbdCharIn(&kbdkeyinfo,IO_NOWAIT,0); ;& nbsp; /* check for key press*/ if(kbdkeyinfo.fbStatus & FINAL_CHAR_IN) /* if pressed, break out */ break; } DosCloseQueue(qhandle); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); /* and exit */ } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } QCLIENT.MAK # make file for qclient.c # COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw qclient.exe: qclient.c qclient.mak q.h cl $(COPT) qclient.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat qclient.exe QCLIENT.C /* qclient.c RHS 5/1/89 This program demonstrates the use of queues. To use it, you should first start QSERVER.C with: QSERVER Then you can run multiple copies of this program with: QCLIENT */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<string.h> #include<stdio.h> #include"q.h" char *p = "Hello!"; #define MAX_PRIORITY 15 void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); PID Os2GetPid(void); void main(void); void main(void) { USHORT retval; KBDKEYINFO kbdkeyinfo; HQUEUE qhandle; BYTE priority = 0; SEL selector,qownersel; PID qowner; PCH ptr; int len; PID pid; pid = Os2GetPid(); while(TRUE) { if(!(retval = DosOpenQueue(&qowner,&qhandle,QUEUENAME))) break; else { DosSleep(1000L); continue; } } printf("Client (%u) has opened queue, now messaging... ",pid); while(TRUE) { if(retval = DosAllocSeg(len = (strlen(p)+1),&selector, SEG_GIVEABLE)) &n; bsp; error_exit(retval,"DosAllocSeg"); ptr = MAKEP(selector,0); strcpy(ptr,p); if(retval = DosGiveSeg(selector,qowner,&qownersel)) error_exit(retval,"DosGiveSeg"); ptr = MAKEP(qownersel,0); if(retval = DosWriteQueue(qhandle,0,len, (PBYTE)ptr,priority)) error_exit(retval,"DosWriteQueue"); DosFreeSeg(selector); printf("Client (%u) sent message, priority %u ", pid,priority); KbdCharIn(&kbdkeyinfo,IO_NOWAIT,0); &n; bsp; /* check for key press */ if(kbdkeyinfo.fbStatus & FINAL_CHAR_IN) &n; bsp; /* if pressed, break out */ break; if(++priority > MAX_PRIORITY) priority = 0; DosSleep(50L); } DosCloseQueue(qhandle); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); /* and exit */ } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } PID Os2GetPid(void) /* returns process id */ { PIDINFO pidinfo; DosGetPID(&pidinfo); /* get process id */ return pidinfo.pid; /* return it */ } Figure 5 SIG.MAK # make file for sig.c # COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw sig.exe: sig.c sig cl $(COPT) sig.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat sig.exe SIG.C /* sig.c RHS 5/1/89 signal handler example This program lets you observe how one process can use the OS2 signaling mechanism to pass signals between two processes. To use it, first run the program in one session with: SIG Note the process ID it prints. This will be the receiver of the signals. Then you can run subsequent instances of SIG in other sessions by passingthem the process ID of the first instance as a command line argument: SIG n where 'n' is the process ID printed by the first instance. */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_VIO #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<mt\stdio.h> #include<mt\memory.h> #include<mt\string.h> #include<mt\stdlib.h> #include<mt\process.h> #define SEMNAME "\\sem\\ssem.sem" #define THREADSTACK 400 char keyboard_thread_stack[THREADSTACK]; unsigned pid = 0; unsigned signaler = FALSE; USHORT prevaction0, prevaction1, prevaction2, prevaction3, prevaction4, prevaction5; PFNSIGHANDLER prevhandler0, prevhandler1, prevhandler2, prevhandler3, prevhandler4, prevhandler5; #define MAXSIGS 3 char *signames[MAXSIGS] = {"Flag A", "Flag B", "Flag C"}; USHORT signum[MAXSIGS] = {PFLG_A, PFLG_B, PFLG_C }; void main(int argc, char **argv); PID OS2GetPid(void); void APIENTRY sighandler(USHORT arg, USHORT num); void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); void keyboard_thread(void); void APIENTRY sighandler(USHORT arg, USHORT num) { USHORT retval; PFNSIGHANDLER prevhandler = NULL; USHORT prevaction = 0; /* acknowledge immediately */ retval = DosSetSigHandler((PFNSIGHANDLER)sighandler, &prevhandler,&prevaction,SIGA_ACKNOWLEDGE,num); switch(num) { case SIG_CTRLC: printf("%u received ^C...",pid); break; case SIG_KILLPROCESS: printf("%u notified of pending termination, terminating...",pid); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); break; case SIG_CTRLBREAK: printf("%u received ^Break...",pid); break; case SIG_PFLG_A: /* FLAG_A received */ printf("%u received signal, Flag A, arg=%u...",pid,arg); break; case SIG_PFLG_B: printf("%u received signal, Flag B, arg=%u...",pid,arg); break; case SIG_PFLG_C: printf("%u received signal, Flag C, arg=%u...",pid,arg); break; default: printf("%u received unknown signal (%u), arg=%u", pid, num, arg); break; } if(retval) printf("unable to acknowledge signal, retval=%u. ",retval); else printf("acknowledged. "); return; } void main(int argc, char **argv) { unsigned retval,receiver_pid, signal = 0; HSYSSEM semhandle; KBDKEYINFO kbdkeyinfo; pid = OS2GetPid(); printf("%s loaded, pid=%u ",argv[0],pid); if(retval = DosCreateSem(CSEM_PUBLIC,&semhandle,SEMNAME)) { if(retval != ERROR_ALREADY_EXISTS) error_exit(retval,"DosCreateSem"); signaler = TRUE; /* set flag */ if(argc != 2) error_exit(0,"main"); receiver_pid = atoi(argv[1]); } else { &n; bsp; if(_beginthread(keyboard_thread,keyboard_thread_stack, &n; bsp; THREADSTACK,NULL) == -1) error_exit(-1,"_beginthread"); /* set up signal handler to be sighandler function, pass address of prevhandler and prevaction even though there weren't any previous. */ if(retval = DosSetSigHandler(sighandler,&prevhandler0, &prevaction0,SIGA_ACCEPT,SIG_CTRLC)) error_exit(retval,"DosSetSigHandler(0)"); if(retval = DosSetSigHandler(sighandler,&prevhandler1, &prevaction1, SIGA_ACCEPT,SIG_KILLPROCESS)) error_exit(retval,"DosSetSigHandler(1)"); if(retval = DosSetSigHandler(sighandler,&prevhandler2, &prevaction2,SIGA_ACCEPT,SIG_CTRLBREAK)) error_exit(retval,"DosSetSigHandler(2)"); if(retval = DosSetSigHandler(sighandler,&prevhandler3, &prevaction3,SIGA_ACCEPT,SIG_PFLG_A)) error_exit(retval,"DosSetSigHandler(3)"); if(retval = DosSetSigHandler(sighandler,&prevhandler4, &prevaction4, SIGA_ACCEPT,SIG_PFLG_B)) error_exit(retval,"DosSetSigHandler(4)"); if(retval = DosSetSigHandler(sighandler,&prevhandler5, &prevaction5,SIGA_ACCEPT,SIG_PFLG_C)) error_exit(retval,"DosSetSigHandler(5)"); } while(TRUE) { if(signaler) /* if another copy is out there */ { /* signal it (not its children) with FLAG_A */ if(retval = DosFlagProcess(receiver_pid, FLGP_PID,signum[signal], pid)) &n; bsp; error_exit(retval,"DosFlagProcess"); else printf("Sender (%u): sent signal to %u:%s ", pid receiver_pid, signames[signal]); if(++signal >= MAXSIGS) &n; bsp; signal = 0; &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* check for key press */ retval = KbdCharIn(&kbdkeyinfo,IO_NOWAIT,0); if(!retval &pipe;&pipe; (retval != ERROR_SIGNAL_PENDING)) &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* if pressed, break out */ &n; bsp; if(kbdkeyinfo.fbStatus & FINAL_CHAR_IN) &n; bsp; break; DosSleep(100L); /* sleep again */ } else DosSleep(10000L); /* don't wake too often */ } } PID OS2GetPid(void) { PLINFOSEG ldt; SEL gdt_descriptor, ldt_descriptor; /* infoseg descriptors */ if(DosGetInfoSeg(&gdt_descriptor, &ldt_descriptor)) return 0; ldt = MAKEPLINFOSEG(ldt_descriptor); return ldt->pidCurrent; } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } void keyboard_thread(void) { KBDKEYINFO kbdkeyinfo; while(TRUE) { if(!KbdCharIn(&kbdkeyinfo,IO_WAIT,0)) DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } } Figure 6 MONITOR.MAK # make file for monitor.c # COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw monitor.exe: monitor.c monitor.mak cl $(COPT) monitor.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat monitor.exe MONITOR.C /* monitor.c RHS 5/1/89 This program demonstrates the use of character device monitors on the keyboard. It creates a keyboard monitor that you can run from any session or the DETACHed session. Once you run the monitor with: MONITOR you can activate the monitor with Alt-F10. This will create a pop-up screen which will wait for any key press to end. You can terminate the monitor with Ctrl-F10. */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_VIO #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<mt\stdio.h> #include<mt\conio.h> #include<mt\process.h> unsigned long semhandle = 0L; unsigned char HotKey = 0x71; /* HotKey = Alt-F10 */ unsigned char TerminateKey = 0x67; /* TerminateKey = Ctrl-F10 */ unsigned program_active = TRUE; unsigned popup_active = FALSE; MONIN monInbuf; MONOUT monOutbuf; #define THREADSTACK 400 char monitor_stack[THREADSTACK]; #define MONINBUFSIZE (sizeof(monInbuf)-sizeof(monInbuf.cb)) #define MONOUTBUFSIZE (sizeof(monOutbuf)-sizeof(monOutbuf.cb)) #define RELEASE 0x40 /* bit mask to distinguish */ #define MAXMILLISECONDS 20000L #define SLEEPTIME 1000L typedef struct _keypacket /* KBD monitor data record */ { unsigned mnflags; KBDKEYINFO cp; unsigned ddflags; } KEYBUFF; void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); void main(void); void keyboard_monitor(void); void main(void) { USHORT popupwait = (VP_WAIT &pipe; VP_OPAQUE); KBDKEYINFO kbdkeyinfo; long milliseconds; DosSemSet(&semhandle); if(_beginthread(keyboard_monitor,monitor_stack,THREADSTACK, NULL) == -1) error_exit(-1,"_beginthread"); while(TRUE) { DosSemRequest(&semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); /* wait for semaphore */ if(!program_active) /* time to terminate? */ break; /* then get out */ VioPopUp(&popupwait,0); printf("You made it...press a key"); /* wait 20 seconds for keystroke, then break out */ for( milliseconds = 0L; milliseconds < MAXMILLISECONDS; milliseconds += SLEEPTIME) { KbdCharIn(&kbdkeyinfo,IO_NOWAIT,0); ; /* check for key press */ if(kbdkeyinfo.fbStatus & FINAL_CHAR_IN) /* if pressed, break out */ &n; bsp; break; DosSleep(SLEEPTIME); /* sleep for a while */ } VioEndPopUp(0); /* end the popup */ popup_active = FALSE; } DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); /* kill the process */ } void keyboard_monitor(void) { USHORT retval; SEL gdt_descriptor, ldt_descriptor; /* infoseg descriptors */ KEYBUFF keybuff; unsigned count; HKBD KBDHandle; PGINFOSEG gdt; PLINFOSEG ldt; monInbuf.cb = MONINBUFSIZE; monOutbuf.cb = MONINBUFSIZE; /* obtain a handle for registering buffers */ if(retval = DosMonOpen ( "KBD$", &KBDHandle )) error_exit(retval,"DosMonOpen"); if(DosGetInfoSeg(&gdt_descriptor, &ldt_descriptor)) error_exit(retval,"DosGetInfoSeg"); gdt = MAKEPGINFOSEG(gdt_descriptor); ldt = MAKEPLINFOSEG(ldt_descriptor); /* register the buffers to be used for monitoring */ if(retval = DosMonReg ( KBDHandle, (PBYTE)&monInbuf, (PBYTE)&monOutbuf, MONITOR_BEGIN, gdt->sgCurrent)) error_exit(retval,"DosMonReg"); /* raise thread priority */ DosSetPrty(PRTYS_THREAD, PRTYC_TIMECRITICAL, 0, 0); for(keybuff.cp.chChar = 0; ; ) /* loop thru all keyboard in */ { count = sizeof(keybuff); &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* read keyboard */ if(retval = DosMonRead ((PBYTE)&monInbuf, IO_WAIT, (PBYTE)&keybu (PUSHORT)&count )) error_exit(retval,"DosMonRead"); &n; bsp;&nbs; p; /* if make on our key */ if(keybuff.cp.chChar == 0) if(!popup_active && (keybuff.cp.chScan == \ HotKey) && !(keybuff.ddflags & RELEASE)) &n; bsp; { &n; bsp; popup_active = TRUE; &n; bsp; DosSemClear(&semhandle); &n; bsp; continue; &n; bsp; } else if((keybuff.cp.chScan == TerminateKey) \& nbsp; && !(keybuff.ddflags & RELEASE)) &n; bsp; { &n; bsp; program_active = FALSE; &n; bsp; break; &n; bsp; } if(retval = DosMonWrite((PBYTE)&monOutbuf, (PBYTE)&keybuff,count)) error_exit(retval,"DosMonWrite"); } DosMonClose(KBDHandle); /* close the monitor */ DosSemClear(&semhandle); DosExit(EXIT_THREAD,0); /* kill the thread */ } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } Figure A NPSERVER.MAK # make file for npserver.c # #COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zp /Zl /G2s /Ox /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw npserver.exe: npserver.c npserver.mak cl $(COPT) npserver.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat npserver.exe NPSERVER.C /* npserver.c RHS 5/1/89 This program ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How you going to do it? OS/2 it! NPSERVER.C /* npserver.c RHS 5/1/89 This program demonstrates the use of named pipes by creating a server process which will create more than instance of a named pipe. To see how this works, run this program with: NPSERVER Then run multiple instances of the NPCLIENT program in other sessions. You can also run the NPRMODE program in the compatibility box to talk to the server. */ #define INCL_DOS #include<os2.h> #include<mt\string.h> #include<mt\stdio.h> #include<mt\process.h> #include"nmpipe.h" #define MAXSERVERS 5 #define THREADSTACKSIZE 1200 unsigned long semhandle = 0L; typedef struct _servers { char stack[THREADSTACKSIZE]; int threadID; } SERVER; SERVER servers[MAXSERVERS]; USHORT pipeopenmode = PIPE_ACCESS_DUPLEX; USHORT pipemode = (PIPE_WAIT &pipe; PIPE_READMODE_BYTE &pipe; PIPE_TYPE_BYTE &pipe;\ MAXSERVERS); void main(void); void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); void server_thread(int servernum); void main(void) { int i; DosSemSet(&semhandle); for( i = 0; i < MAXSERVERS; i++) /* create server threads */ { if(servers[i].threadID = _beginthread(server_thread, servers[i].stack,THREADSTACKSIZE,(void *)i) == -1) error_exit(-1,"_beginthread"); DosSleep(100L); } DosSemRequest(&semhandle,SEM_INDEFINITE_WAIT); /* wait for semaphore */ DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); /* kill the process */ } void server_thread(int servernum) { char readbuf[PIPESIZE]; HPIPE pipehandle; USHORT retval; USHORT bytesread; printf("Server instance %d creating Named pipe... ",servernum); /* create pipe instance */ if(retval = DosMakeNmPipe(NAMEDPIPE,&pipehandle,pipeopenmode, pipemode, PIPESIZE,PIPESIZE,1000L)) error_exit(retval, "DosMakeNmPipe"); printf("Server instance %d waiting for Client to open pipe... ", servernum); if(retval = DosConnectNmPipe(pipehandle)) /* wait until connected */ error_exit(retval,"DosConnectNmPipe"); printf("Server instance %d: Client has opened pipe, \ waiting for message... ",servernum); while(TRUE) { /* read a message */ if(retval = DosRead(pipehandle,readbuf,PIPESIZE,&bytesread)) error_exit(retval,"DosRead"); printf("Server instance %d received: \'%s\'...acknowledging ",servernum,readbuf); /* acknowledge it */ if(retval = DosWrite(pipehandle,ACKNOWLEDGE, strlen(ACKNOWLEDGE)+1, &bytesread)) error_exit(retval,"DosWrite"); DosSleep(250L); } DosSemClear(&semhandle); DosClose(pipehandle); } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } Figure B NPCLIENT.MAK # make file for npclient.c # #COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zp /Zl /G2s /Ox /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw COPT=/Lp /W3 /Zpiel /G2s /I$(INCLUDE) /Alfw npclient.exe: npclient.c npclient.mak cl $(COPT) npclient.c /link /co /noi llibcmt markexe windowcompat npclient.exe NPCLIENT.C /* npclient.c RHS 5/1/89 This program creates a client process which will communicate with an instance of the named pipe created by NPSERVER. After running NPSERVER, you can run several instances of this program with: NPCLIENT */ #define INCL_DOS #define INCL_KBD #define INCL_ERRORS #include<os2.h> #include<string.h> #include<stdio.h> #include"nmpipe.h" char writebuf[PIPESIZE]; void main(void); void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg); PID Os2GetPid(void); void main(void) { HPIPE pipehandle; USHORT retval; USHORT bytesread; USHORT action; PID pid; pid = Os2GetPid(); printf("Client %u trying to open named pipe... ",pid); while(TRUE) /* open the pipe */ { if(retval = DosOpen(NAMEDPIPE,&pipehandle,&action, 0L,FILE_NORMAL,FILE_OPEN, OPEN_SHARE_DENYNONE &pipe; &n; bsp; OPEN_ACCESS_READWRITE, 0L)) { printf("%u: Error %u trying to open %s, sleeping... ",pid,retval,NAMEDPIPE); &n; bsp; if(retval == ERROR_PIPE_BUSY) while(TRUE) { if(!(retval = DosWaitNmPipe(NAMEDPIPE,1000L))) break; if(retval != ERROR_SEM_TIMEOUT) error_exit(retval,"DosWaitNmPipe"); } printf("Trying again... "); } &n; bsp; else break; &n; bsp; } printf("Client %u: server has connected pipe, sending message... ", pid); while(TRUE) { strcpy(writebuf,"Anything I want?"); /* write a message */ if(retval = DosWrite(pipehandle,writebuf, strlen(writebuf)+1,&bytesread)) &n; bsp; error_exit(retval,"DosWrite"); /* read acknowledgment */ if(retval = DosRead(pipehandle,writebuf,PIPESIZE,&bytesread)) error_exit(retval,"DosRead"); printf("%u: Server has acknowledged: \'%s\' ",pid,writebuf); DosSleep(200L); } DosClose(pipehandle); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } PID Os2GetPid(void) /* returns process id */ { PIDINFO pidinfo; DosGetPID(&pidinfo); /* get process id */ return pidinfo.pid; /* return it */ } void error_exit(USHORT err, char *msg) { printf("Error %u returned from %s ",err,msg); DosExit(EXIT_PROCESS,0); } Figure C NPRMODE # make file for nprmode.c # #COPT=/W3 /Zp /Zl /G2s /Ox /I$(INCLUDE) COPT=/W3 /Zpiel /G2 /I$(INCLUDE) nprmode.exe: nprmode.c nprmode.mak cl $(COPT) nprmode.c /link /co NPRMODE.C /* nprmode.c RHS 5/1/89 This program opens the named pipe created by NPSERVER from the DOS compatibility environment. After starting NPSERVER in a protected mode session, you can bring the DOS box session into the foreground and run this program with: NPRMODE */ #include<string.h> #include<stdio.h> #include<stdlib.h> #include<fcntl.h> #include<io.h> #include<share.h> #include<sys\types.h> #include<sys\stat.h> #include"nmpipe.h" #if !defined(TRUE) #define TRUE 1 #endif char message[80]; void main(void); void main(void) { char *mess = "Message from the DOS box!"; int pipehandle, err, count = strlen(mess); if((pipehandle = sopen(NAMEDPIPE,(O_BINARY &pipe; O_RDWR), SH_DENYNO)) == -1) { printf("sopen failed, errno = %d ",errno); exit(0); } while(TRUE) { strcpy(message,mess); if((err = write(pipehandle,message,count)) == -1) { printf("write failed, errno = %d ",errno); exit(0); } count = 79; if((err = read(pipehandle,message,count)) == -1) { printf("read failed, errno = %d ",errno); exit(0); } if(err) { message[err] = NULL; printf("Message received from the protected world: \"%s\" ",message); } else printf("No message from protected world "); } close(pipehandle); exit(0); } Figure D /* nmpipe.h RHS 5/1/89 shared header file for named pipe source */ #define NAMEDPIPE "\\PIPE\\NMDPIPE" #define QUIT_COMMAND "QUIT" #define ACKNOWLEDGE "You got it!" #define PIPESIZE 100 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OS/2 Version 2.0: Exploiting the 32-bit Architecture of 80386- and 80486-based Systems Ray Duncan The long-awaited 32-bit 80386-specific version of the OS/2 operating system, OS/2 Version 2.0, represents two major milestones in the evolution of personal computer systems software. It is the last stage in the transition from the 16-bit real-mode world of the Intel(R) 8086 to the 32-bit protected-mode world of the 80386 and 80486. And it is the first significant step in the operating system's evolution towards a truly portable system that can support high-performance, graphical applications on multiple dissimilar CPU architectures. This article will survey the features of OS/2 Version 2.0 that are of most interest to veterans of protected-mode programming under OS/2 Versions 1.0 through 1.2. It is true that OS/2 Version 2.0 has the same commitment to backwards compatibility as its predecessors, and will run DOS2 and OS/2 Version 1.x applications unchanged. But the full benefits of OS/2 2.0, and the potential for painless migration to other hardware platforms, can only be enjoyed by programs that are converted and recompiled for OS/2 2.0's 32-bit Application Program Interface (API). 32-bit Application Memory Model The most far-reaching architectural improvement in Version 2.0 is its support of a nonsegmented, linear address space (sometimes referred to as the flat memory model or 0:32 addressing) for 32-bit application programs. This feature is extremely important because it is essentially identical to the memory model used on many minicomputers and Motorola 680x0-based or RISC-based workstations. The disappearance of segmentation means that it will be much easier to port sophisticated applications and programming tools from these other architectures, while the performance penalty for using high-level languages instead of assembly language will be significantly reduced. To understand the so-called flat model fully, we first must review the differences between 80286 and 80386 protected-mode address generation. (For our purposes here, we will assume that the 80486 behaves exactly like the combination of an 80386 and an 80387.) On the 80286 in protected mode, a far pointer is composed of a 16-bit selector and a 16-bit offset (see Figure 1). The upper 13 bits of the selector are an index to an entry in a descriptor table--a system data structure that is maintained by the operating system and interpreted by the hardware. Each descriptor in a descriptor table is composed of many fields that completely describe the corresponding memory segment: a 24-bit base address, a 16-bit length, a segment type (read-only, read-write, executable), the privilege level required to access the segment, a present bit that indicates whether the segment's data is physically resident in RAM, and so on. In short, a selector is analogous to a file handle, in that it symbolizes data but its value has no direct correspondence to that data's location. Whenever an instruction references memory, a segment register is selected either implicitly (by the instruction's operand) or explicitly (by a segment register override). The CPU looks up the descriptor that corresponds to the selector in the segment register and uses the information in the descriptor to validate the memory access. If it finds no reason to disallow the access, it forms a physical memory address by combining the base address from the descriptor with a 16-bit offset from the instruction and/or one or more registers. On the 80386 in 32-bit protected mode, the relatively simple scheme used by the 80286 is altered in several ways (see Figure 2). First, a far pointer is defined as a 16-bit selector and 32-bit offset. Second, the format of descriptor table entries is extended to support 32-bit segment base addresses, corresponding to a physical address space of 4Gb, and segment sizes as large as 4Gb. Third, an additional (optional) layer of address translation called paging is added. The 32-bit result of the hardware's interpretation of a selector and offset is referred to as a linear address, which can then be remapped in 4Kb chunks or pages into a 32-bit physical address. The 80386's paging unit operates completely independently of the segmentation mechanism; it relies on its own data structures--page tables and a page table directory--which, like descriptor tables, are maintained by the operating system and interpreted by the hardware. The paging hardware even provides its own memory protection mechanisms: bit fields in the page table entries determine whether each page is writable or read-only, and whether the page is accessible to an application or only to the operating system. The page table entries also contain present, accessed, and dirty bits that aid the implementation of an efficient virtual memory manager. OS/2 2.0 exploits the 80386 paging hardware for nearly all of its memory management, allowing it to make segmentation essentially invisible to 32-bit application programs. Both the operating system and the programs that run under it live in a single huge 4Gb segment. The operating system and its private data structures and buffers are mapped into the segment at the high end; the application program's code and data are mapped into the segment at the low end (see Figure 3). Of course, protected mode does mandate that all segment registers contain valid selectors, but only two selectors are required: an executable/readable selector in CS and a data read/write selector in DS, ES, FS, GS, and SS. The descriptors for both selectors are called aliases because they map to the same linear memory addresses. The application program's portion of the segment is further divided into three areas. The lower end contains the program's static code, static data, and dynamically allocated private memory such as thread stacks and heaps. The upper end contains dynamic-link library code and data--including all operating system entry points--as well as any dynamically allocated shared memory. Free memory (or more properly, free address space) lies between, and as the program allocates additional memory, the private and shared areas grow towards one another until the linear address space, or more typically the physical RAM plus disk swapping space, is exhausted. In OS/2 2.0, the total application address space is limited to 512Mb, and a minimum address space of 64Mb is enforced for both the private and shared areas. The single-segment scheme just described has many beneficial consequences. For a 32-bit application, all memory offsets, jumps, and calls are near; it never needs to load or even be aware of the segment registers and the selectors that they contain (hence the term 0:32 addressing). Since segment register loads are relatively expensive, and the messy selector arithmetic that is necessary to support data structures larger than 64Kb under OS/2 Version 1.x is even more expensive, the performance of very large programs (or of programs that manipulate very large data structures) should be dramatically enhanced under OS/2 Version 2.0. Even more importantly, the elimination of both far pointers and the 80286's 64Kb segment limit vastly simplifies the implementation and use of high-level languages. There is no longer any place for the plethora of memory models--tiny, small, compact, medium, large, and huge--that was prevalent in OS/2 Version 1.x programming, each with its own idiosyncratic benefits, drawbacks, and run-time library. Instead, all 32-bit compilers for OS/2 2.0 can be shipped with a single run-time library that serves all purposes and programming situations. The compiler vendor does not even need to provide separate libraries for software and hardware (numeric coprocessor) floating point, because OS/2 Version 2.0 has a floating point emulator built in. Memory Protection and Virtual Memory Management Although such topics are not usually the concern of the applications programmer, it is also interesting to contrast the ways OS/2 Versions 1.x and 2.0 carry out the fundamental memory management chores of a protected-mode, multitasking, virtual memory operating system: protection of operating system code and data from applications, segregation of one application's code and data from another, sharing of memory between applications, and memory overcommit (that is, the use by applications of a logical address space larger than the physical address space). OS/2 Version 1.x, being an 80286 operating system, must rely solely on the selector/descriptor table mechanism for memory management. The 80286 allows two descriptor tables to be active at any given time: a Global Descriptor Table (GDT), whose base address is loaded into the Global Descriptor Table Register (GDTR), and a Local Descriptor Table (LDT), which resides in a segment with a GDT descriptor and whose GDT selector is loaded into the Local Descriptor Table Register (LDTR). Fortunately, the existence of these two descriptor tables is sufficient to allow OS/2 1.x to carry out all its memory management chores. OS/2 Version 1.x uses the GDT for the segments containing its own code and data and for any segments that must be accessible to all processes (such as the global information segment). It prevents applications from manipulating these segments either by making the segments read-only or setting the privilege level required for access to the segments higher than the privilege level given to any application. OS/2 1.x segregates one application from another by putting the descriptors for each program's code and data in a separate LDT, then enabling the appropriate LDT as part of a context switch. As a result, the memory that does not belong to an application is simply not "visible" to that application. Memory sharing is accomplished by building descriptors in each application's LDT that refer to the same physical segment. Virtual memory in OS/2 Version 1.x is also implemented at the segment level; if the virtual memory manager (VMM) must roll a segment's contents out to the swap file on disk, it simply clears the present bit in the segment's descriptor. The next time the segment is referenced, the hardware generates a "segment not present" exception, which is fielded by the operating system and passed to the VMM. The VMM then allocates some physical memory to hold the segment (possibly swapping or discarding one or more other segments to obtain the memory), reads the segment back in from disk, updates the descriptor with the new physical base address, sets the "present" bit in the descriptor, and executes an interrupt return to restart the instruction that caused the exception in the first place. The main use of the selector/descriptor mechanism when running a 32-bit application in OS/2 2.0 is to protect the operating system's code and data. The system's memory manager creates kernel mode (ring 0) and user mode (ring 3) CS and DS selectors whose descriptors differ only in their segment length ("limit") fields; the user mode descriptors map the bottom 512Mb of the linear address space, while the kernel mode descriptors map the entire 4Gb. The application can invoke any operating system service with near calls while running on the user mode selectors, because all API entry points lie within the shared memory area below the 512Mb boundary. If a particular API function requires access to code and data in the operating system's private area above 512Mb, it will pass through a call gate (invisible to the application) that allows a switch to the kernel mode selectors. Maintenance of a separate "addressing" context for each 32-bit application, on the other hand, is carried out by OS/2 2.0 solely through the paging hardware. There is no need for a per-process LDT at all. Instead, the operating system edits the page tables and page table directory during a context switch to make the physical memory owned by the previously executing process invisible and the memory owned or shared by the new process visible and addressable. In the case of shared memory areas, the page table entries for each application that has access to the memory are merely aliases to the same physical addresses. Since both the operating system and the application coexist in a single huge segment, segment motion and swapping is no longer a practical basis for virtual memory management in OS/2 2.0. Instead, physical memory is always allocated and swapped in units of 4Kb pages; the VMM relies entirely on the present, accessed, and dirty bits in the page table entries. This scheme, called demand paged virtual memory, generally improves throughput. Small working sets of pages tend to stay in memory for all active applications, data never needs to be copied from one location to another to coalesce free memory (since disjoint physical pages can be mapped at will onto contiguous linear addresses), and swap file management is simplified by the constant page size. The 32-Bit API The 32-bit API of OS/2 2.0 is not a simple translation of the 16-bit API found in OS/2 1.2 (and also exported by OS/2 2.0 to run 16-bit protected-mode applications). In fact, there are significant differences between the 16-bit and 32-bit APIs at several levels. The impact of these differences on the conversion of an existing application for 32-bit mode depends on the language in which the program was written and the techniques employed by the program to interact with the user. First, let's look at the most fundamental aspects of the two APIs. Most of the 16-bit API's characteristics follow from the original design objective that programs written in high-level languages should be able to invoke operating system services directly, without the need for intermediary library functions written in assembly language. The 16-bit API functions are invoked by far calls to individual named entry points, whose addresses are resolved by the system loader using the technique known as dynamic linking. Parameters are passed to the 16-bit API functions on the stack, using the far _pascal calling convention (a practice OS/2 Version 1.x inherited from real-mode Microsoft(R) Windows). This means that when an API function call is written in C, the arguments are pushed left to right, and the called routine clears the stack. A 16-bit status code or other result (often a handle) is returned in AX; additional results are returned in variables (typically structures) in the caller's address space. Addresses are always passed or returned in the form of far pointers, consisting of a 16-bit selector and 16-bit offset. Several of the changes found in the 32-bit API at this level are perfectly predictable. The addresses of operating system entry points are still fixed up at load time by dynamic linking, but the API entry points are reached by near calls rather than far. Parameters are still passed on the stack, but the far pointers used in the 16-bit API are superseded by 32-bit offsets, and most single-precision parameters such as handles, byte counts, and error codes are simply extended to 32 bits. A more surprising discovery is that the far _pascal calling convention has been abandoned. Instead, the 32-bit API uses a new calling convention called _syscall, where parameters are pushed right to left and the caller clears the stack. The _syscall convention is identical to the _cdecl convention used in the C run-time library, except that the compiler does not prefix an underscore to function names. In any event, calling conventions and parameter passing methods are properly the business of the compiler and linker. The low-level differences between the 16-bit and 32-bit APIs that I have just described are largely hidden from the C language programmer who uses the header files found in the Microsoft OS/2 Programmer's Toolkit (although users of other languages are going to run into a fair number of problems in the near term). Let's move on, therefore, to the more abstract differences between the 16-bit and 32-bit APIs that are not handled transparently by the Programmer's Toolkit header files. The functions in Version 1.x's API fall naturally into two groups: kernel functions with names in the form of Dosxxx, Vioxxx, Kbdxxx, and Mouxxx , and Presentation Manager (hereafter "PM") functions with names in the form of Winxxx, GPIxxx, and so on. The kernel functions embrace character- or byte-oriented file and device I/O, timers and maintenance of the time and date, interprocess communication, memory management, and basic multitasking services; while the PM functions are concerned with management of windows, menus, dialog boxes, graphical drawing operations, and all the other vital elements of a graphical user interface. The natural division of API functions into these two groups persists in the 32-bit API, but the two groups have met with rather different fates regarding upward compatibility. The PM functions have survived virtually unscathed, which is something of a testament to the quality of their original design--not only have they lived up to their charter of device independence, they have proven to be reasonably independent of the host CPU's architecture as well. In fact, 16-bit application programs that were compiled in the large model and called only the PM functions and the standard C run-time library functions need little or no editing before they can be recompiled for 32-bit protected mode under OS/2 Version 2.0. In the 32-bit kernel API, on the other hand, changes are everywhere: some functions have been renamed but take the same arguments and have the same actions, a number of new functions have appeared, and many of the old functions have disappeared. Taken as a whole, these modifications to the kernel API have a single overriding objective: to bring the kernel API as close as possible to the state of device and architectural independence already achieved in the PM API. But the immediate consequence is somewhat startling: character-oriented kernel applications, which are considerably less complex than graphically-oriented PM applications, require paradoxically far more effort to port from 16-bit protected mode to 32-bit protected mode. Figures 4 and 5 provide an exhaustive cross-reference between the 16-bit and the 32-bit kernel API functions. You may find it helpful to refer to these tables as you read the remainder of this article and when converting your own programs to 32-bit protected mode. Changes to the 32-bit Kernel API The renaming of kernel functions has been carried out on a grand scale in the 32-bit API. In general, these renamings have taken place to normalize the kernel API function names by putting them into a more symmetric, predictable form. For example, the 16-bit API contains many functions that obtain information from the operating system, and the names of these functions have three distinctly different templates: DosQxxx, DosQueryxxx, and DosGetxxx. In the 32-bit API, all of the functions that obtain information but do not allocate some system resource (with a couple of inexplicable exceptions) have names in the form of DosQueryxxx. Where necessary, names have also been transformed into a verb-object format symmetric with the PM API; DosCWait has become DosWaitChild, DosBufReset has been changed to DosResetBuffer, and so on. Actually, renaming is even more pervasive than it appears at first glance, because the entry points for all of the 32-bit API functions have true names in the form of Dos32xxx for the purposes of dynamic linking. This allows the 16-bit and 32-bit entry points for functions with otherwise identical names to be distinguished, so that a 16-bit protected-mode program can selectively call 32-bit entry points and a 32-bit protected-mode program can call 16-bit entry points. Under normal circumstances, fortunately, the programmer can ignore the Dos32xxx forms because they are all aliased to the form Dosxxx in the header files with #define statements. The 16-bit kernel functions that have vanished altogether in the 32-bit API are principally those with implicit or explicit machine dependencies. This includes the entire battery of Vioxxx, Kbdxxx, and Mouxxx functions; all the DosMonxxx functions; and miscellaneous other Dosxxx functions such as DosSetVec, which is the API equivalent of poking an 80x86 interrupt vector; DosCLIAccess, DosPortAccess, DosCallBack, and DosR2StackRealloc, all of which are intimately related to the 80x86 architecture's "ring" scheme of privilege levels, and DosGetInfoSeg, which returns selectors for two read-only information segments. Of all the mutations in the 32-bit kernel API, I suspect that the disappearance of the Vioxxx, Kbdxxx, and Mouxxx functions is going to cause the most controversy and dismay. Many programmers of the old school (including myself) who learned their trade in DOS or even CP/M have been using the existence of these functions as an excuse to avoid learning how to write event-driven graphical applications. Although the 16-bit entry points for the Vioxxx, Kbdxxx, and Mouxxx functions still exist in OS/2 Version 2.0 and in fact can be called by 32-bit applications, it is clearly the intention of the system's designers that all 32-bit programs will either be true PM applications or will use DosRead and DosWrite with the standard input and standard output handles. (At press time, a limited 32-bit Vio interface for Version 2.0 was under discussion--Ed.) The completely new functions in the 32-bit kernel API fall into four main areas: memory management, thread management, interprocess communication, and exception handling. There are also significant file system interface issues for programmers who have not yet adapted their products for the OS/2 1.2 kernel API and installable file systems. In the following sections, we'll discuss the new functions in the context of a more general survey of the 32-bit kernel API by functional group. 32-bit File and Device API Functions The 32-bit file and device API (see Figure 6) is essentially parallel to the 16-bit file and device API found in OS/2 Version 1.2, allowing for some renamings and the disappearance of the 16-bit functions DosQFileMode, DosSetFileMode, DosReadAsync, and DosWriteAsync. Those few programmers who have already modified their applications to handle gracefully the long filenames and extended attributes that first appeared in OS/2 1.2 will find virtually no work to do in this area when converting their programs to 32-bit mode. Those who did not will be faced with considerable work. Although there is not room in this article to discuss file issues in depth, the key issues are listed as follows. The maximum length of a pathname may differ from one version of the system to another, so a program should obtain this information at run time using DosQuerySysInfo and allocate its filename and pathname buffers dynamically. Filename parsing routines and file open dialogs of OS/2 1.0 or 1.1 vintage may not work properly in OS/2 1.2 and 2.0 because of the latter's support for long, mixed-case filenames with embedded blanks and multiple dot (.) delimiters. To make matters even more complex, a single OS/2 system may well have file systems of several different types on-line simultaneously, each with a different set of restrictions on filename lengths and formats. With respect to extended attributes, a program must be careful not to damage existing extended attributes on any file that it touches and to replicate these attributes when it backs up or copies a file. Furthermore, a program is responsible for associating certain standard extended attributes (such as .TYPE) with all files that it creates or "owns," and must ensure that the values of these extended attributes remain consistent with the file's actual name and contents. The key to manipulation of extended attributes is mastery of the EAOP, FEAList, and GEAList structures defined in the Microsoft PTK header files. The 32-bit functions DosOpen (equivalent to the 16-bit function DosOpen2), DosQueryFileInfo, DosQueryPathInfo, DosSetFileInfo, and DosSetPathInfo accept a pointer to the EAOP structure, which in turn contains pointers to FEAList and GEAList structures. A more detailed discussion of installable file systems, long filenames, and extended attributes can be found in the Power Programming columns in PC Magazine (Vol. 9, Nos. 6 through 9). 32-bit Disk and Directory API Functions The functions in this group (see Figure 7) hold few surprises. The 32-bit disk and directory API functions correspond almost exactly to the corresponding OS/2 Version 1.2 functions. Note that the 32-bit functions DosCreateDir and DosFindFirst are equivalent to the 16-bit functions DosMkDir2 and DosFindFirst2, in that they are "extended-attribute-aware" and can accept a pointer to an EAOP structure as one of their parameters. The modifications made to this group were all related to installable file systems, long filenames, or extended attributes. 32-bit Memory Management API Functions Of all the groups of API functions, the 32-bit memory management API (see Figure 8) merits the closest study, because it holds the key to understanding the most crucial differences between OS/2 Versions 1.x and 2.0. In OS/2 1.x, the currency of every memory transaction was the selector, and the fundamental unit of memory management was the segment. In OS/2 2.0, segments and selectors are almost always irrelevant to 32-bit applications; memory is managed in terms of objects, the size of an object is always a multiple of 4Kb (the 80386 page size), and the handle for a memory object is the 32-bit offset of its base. One of the most important new concepts in OS/2 2.0 memory management is the differentiation between allocation and commitment. Allocation reserves a range of addresses in the linear address space, but does not in itself make those addresses valid and accessible. Commitment reserves physical memory and/or swap file space for part or all of a memory object on a page-by-page basis, causing the addresses within those pages to become valid. A private memory object is allocated by a call to the 32-bit function DosAllocMem, which can be thought of as analogous to the 16-bit function DosAllocSeg. The pages within the object can all be committed at allocation time, or they can be selectively committed later by a call to DosSetMem. Access characteristics (read-only, read-write, executable, or guard) can also be specified at allocation time or on a page-by-page basis with DosSetMem. Later, a program can retrieve commitment and access type information for a range of pages within an object with DosQueryMem. A shared memory object is allocated with the 32-bit function DosAllocSharedMem (similar to the 16-bit function DosAllocShrSeg). As with DosAllocMem, the pages within a shared object can be committed and given access rights at the time of allocation, or later on a page-by-page basis with DosSet Mem. The shared object can either have a global name in the form SHAREMEMobjectname.extension or it can be allocated as an anonymous object by setting the function call parameter for the object's name to a null pointer. A named shared memory object can be accessed by another process with the DosGetNamedSharedMem API function (analogous to the 16-bit function DosGetShrSeg), which establishes addressability for the object and returns the 32-bit offset of its base. When it is allocated, an anonymous shared object must be declared giveable or gettable so that later it can be made addressable for another process with the functions DosGetSharedMem and DosGiveSharedMem (equivalent in their behavior to the 16-bit functions DosGetSeg or DosGiveSeg). Both private and shared memory objects are deallocated as a unit by calling DosFreeMem, which is analogous to the 16-bit function DosFreeSeg. After an object is freed, the linear addresses within the pages previously occupied by that object are no longer valid, the characteristics and access rights of those pages (guard, read-only, and so on) are no longer relevant, and any reference to those addresses causes a GP Exception. The 16-bit function DosAllocHuge has no counterpart in the 32-bit API because it is not needed; the memory objects created by DosAllocMem and DosAllocSharedMem can (theoretically, at least) be any size up to the application's entire linear address space. Likewise, the 16-bit functions DosGetHugeShift, DosSizeSeg, DosLockSeg, DosUnlockSeg, DosR2StackRealloc, and DosMemAvail are not found in the 32-bit API; they have also been made irrelevant by the transition from segment-based to page-based memory management. The 16-bit functions DosReallocSeg and DosReallocHuge have no successors in the 32-bit API either, but the reasons here are less obvious. Since the handle for a memory object is a 32-bit offset, which is susceptible to arithmetic manipulations, the system cannot move memory objects around with impunity as it could the physical memory assigned to segments. Consequently, when you allocate a memory object, you should make it large enough for its worst-case requirements, then call DosSetMem to commit increasingly large portions of the object only as you need them. Alternatively, when data outgrows its memory object, you can allocate and commit a new larger object, copy the data from the old object to the new, then release the original memory object. The behavior of the DosSubxxx functions is essentially unchanged in the 32-bit API, with the addition of a new DosSubUnset function; programmers may actually find these functions useful now that they can employ them for the management of local heaps and address those heaps with near pointers. 32-bit Multitasking API Functions The 32-bit multitasking API (see Figure 9) can be considered as consisting of three subgroups of functions: thread control, process control, and session control. The process and session functions are nominally the same as the 16-bit API, allowing for renamings and the usual exchanges of far pointers for 32-bit offsets. The DosStartSession function has some minor enhancements that allow protected-mode applications to launch real-mode (MS-DOS(R)) programs in a virtual DOS machine (VDM) and specify certain characteristics of the VDM such as the keyboard polling rate and amount of emulated EMS memory. The thread-related 32-bit functions, on the other hand, have been significantly improved. Stack space for new threads is allocated automatically by DosCreateThread and reclaimed automatically when the thread terminates. The entry point specified in the DosCreateThread call is a 32-bit offset rather than a far pointer, the new thread can be passed a doubleword argument on its stack, and the thread can be started in either an active or suspended state. There is also a new function, DosWaitThread, that allows one thread to wait for any other thread to die; it is analogous to the action of DosWaitChild (formerly DosCWait) for processes. System level, per-process, and per-thread information is no longer obtained from global and local information segments, which no longer exist for pure 32-bit apps. The values of system constants are found by calling DosQuerySysInfo, while per-process and per-thread information is obtained from the 32-bit function DosGetThreadInfo. DosGetThreadInfo returns two structures containing (among other things) the process ID, parent process's ID, module handle, command line pointer, environment pointer, current thread ID, current thread priority, thread stack size and base, and a pointer to the thread's exception handler chain. Aside from the differences that are evident in the thread-oriented API functions, the operating system also has significant internal architectural improvements in this area. OS/2 2.0 can support as many as 4096 threads and 4096 processes, as opposed to a maximum of 511 threads and 255 processes for OS/2 1.2, and there is no additional per-process limit on the number of threads as there was in OS/2 Version 1.x. The Version 2.0 scheduler and dispatcher has been extensively overhauled so that the process of picking and running the proper thread from the list of all eligible threads is much more efficient. 32-bit Interprocess Communication API Functions In the important area of interprocess communication (IPC), there's good news, there's great news, and there's also a little bad news. The good news is that the changes that were made to the queue and pipe functions when they were ported to the 32-bit API are trivial; code using these functions will need, at most, some minor mechanical editing (see Figure 10). (The shared memory functions have already been discussed.) The great news is that the 16-bit semaphore and signal functions, which weren't very well thought out anyway, have been completely replaced with new and much better 32-bit functions. The bad news is that every line of code that uses semaphores and signals will need to be rethought and rewritten. The 16-bit semaphore API has proven somewhat troublesome because it supports three subtly different types of semaphores--system semaphores, RAM semaphores, and Fast-Safe RAM semaphores. Furthermore, the first two types can be used in two incompatible ways: for signaling an event, in which case the semaphore is either set or cleared, or for mutual exclusion, after which the semaphore is considered to be either owned or not owned. Overlap and ambiguity in the 16-bit API functions adds to the confusion. For example, DosSemRequest acquires ownership of a semaphore, while DosSemSet sets a semaphore, but DosSemClear is used either to clear a semaphore used for signaling, or to release ownership of a semaphore used for mutual exclusion. The RAM semaphores can also be combined into lists, which require the use of still other special-purpose API functions, but only when the semaphores are used for signaling! Another chronic problem in the 16-bit semaphore API has been the status of system semaphores as a critical and often application-limiting resource. System semaphores are valuable because they support counting or nested request calls, they are not swappable, they can be accessed by device drivers in either real mode or protected mode, and the operating system assists with clean up if a process dies owning a system semaphore. But these characteristics also ensure that relatively few system semaphores can be available in OS/2 1.x. System semaphores must be located below the 640Kb boundary, and thus take away memory from the DOS compatibility environment. In addition, OS/2 itself must use a large proportion of the available system semaphores. The 32-bit semaphore API solves these historical problems by tossing out the old semaphore classes and functions completely. It defines three new types of semaphores--mutual exclusion (mutex) semaphores, event (signaling) semaphores, and multiple-wait (muxwait) semaphores--and three new, disjoint sets of API functions to manipulate them. There is no longer any distinction between RAM semaphores and system semaphores, although it remains possible to create an anonymous semaphore that another process can't access; all semaphores are controlled by the system, are shareable, and can be cleaned up. There is also no longer any chance of two processes or threads coming into conflict in the way they access a semaphore; if the wrong API call is used with a particular semaphore, an error code will be returned but no other damage will be done. Signals as we knew them in OS/2 1.x have essentially disappeared, which I for one consider to be a blessing. Due to their UNIX(R) heritage, signals always seemed grafted in for the benefit of the C run-time library. Architecturally, signals were alien to OS/2 1.x, and the meaning of some of the signals (such as the Ctrl-C signal SIGINTR) became increasingly unclear in the PM environment. In Version 2.0, signal handling has been merged with hardware fault handling (such as divide by zero) and placed under the control of four new 32-bit functions: DosRaiseException, DosSetExceptionHandler, DosUnsetExceptionHandler, and DosUnwindException. The new exception mechanisms are powerful and general, and will simplify application code and improve application performance. Four special aspects of the new, unified exception handling are worth mentioning. First, exception handlers can be chained and nested, and an exception handler in the chain can decide whether to let later handlers in the chain execute or not. Second, OS/2 2.0 allows applications to register exception handlers for general protection (GP) faults, which is a boon to the authors of interpreters, incremental compilers, and products such as editors that support macro languages. Third, Version 2.0 does not allow applications to trap "coprocessor not found" faults; it provides transparent per-thread floating point emulation instead. This allows all application programs to be compiled and distributed with in-line numeric coprocessor instructions and eliminates the need for each high-level language to have its own floating point emulation library. Fourth, OS/2 2.0 exception handlers can be written entirely in a high-level language. 32-bit Time and Date API Functions Allowing for renamings and the replacement of 16-bit parameters with 32-bits, the time and date functions of OS/2 2.0 are equivalent to those in OS/2 1.x (see Figure 11). There are no substantive conversion issues in this group of functions. 32-bit Dynamic Linking API Functions The 32-bit dynamic-linking functions, like the 32-bit time and date functions, are an almost exact superset of their 16-bit predecessors (see Figure 12). But note that the 32-bit DosGetResource and DosQueryProcAddr return 32-bit offsets rather than selectors and offsets, and that the 32-bit DosGetResource is more nearly parallel to the 16-bit DosGetResource2 of OS/2 Version 1.2 rather than the 16-bit DosGetResource of Versions 1.0 and 1.1. 32-bit Internationalization Support API Functions The functions in the 32-bit National Language Support API help the software developer adapt an application to the character sets and keyboard layouts, and the currency, date, and time formats used in Europe and Asia. The 32-bit internationalization functions (see Figure 13) are parallel to those found in the 16-bit API, with the exception of the 16-bit DosPFSxxx functions which were not carried forward. Miscellaneous 32-bit API Functions Finally, the 32-bit functions in this group (see Figure 14) behave as expected; the group is mainly remarkable for the 16-bit API functions that have no 32-bit equivalents. The 16-bit functions DosCallBack, DosCLIAccess, and DosPortAccess are obsolete because Version 2.0 uses paged memory management instead of segmented memory management. The function DosGetMachineMode is absent because all 32-bit applications run in protected mode by definition. The 16-bit functions DosGetVersion, DosGetEnv, and DosGetInfoSeg are superseded by the 32-bit functions DosGetThreadInfo and DosQuerySysInfo. Summary Compared to its 16-bit predecessors, OS/2 Version 2.0 is based on several new architectural and philosophical tenets: use of demand-paged virtual memory instead of segment motion and swapping, a flat memory model for 32-bit applications, and movement of the kernel API toward device and CPU-architecture independence. Pure Presentation Manager applications are only slightly affected by these changes in direction, while applications that make extensive use of the OS/2 kernel API to take full advantage of the memory management, multitasking, and interprocess communication facilities in OS/2 may require extensive source code conversion. This article was based on a prerelease version of OS/2 2.0. The retail version of the system may differ from the system described here--Ed. Figure 6 Function Description DosClose Close file or device handle DosCopy Copy file(s) with extended attributes DosDelete Delete a file DosDupHandle Duplicate file or device handle DosEditName Build new pathname using edit string DosEnumAttribute Obtain extended attribute names for file DosFileIO Combined seek, lock, read or write, and unlock operation DosMove Rename file and/or move to another directory DosOpen Open, replace, or create a file, or open a device DosQueryFHState Return access and sharing attributes for handle DosQueryFileInfo Return file size, file attributes, and date/time stamps for handle DosQueryHType Return handle type (file, device, or pipe) DosQueryPathInfo Return extended attributes, fully qualified name, or file system identifier for pathname DosRead Read data from file, pipe, or device DosResetBuffer Flush file buffers, update directory DosSetFHState Set sharing and access characteristics for handle DosSetFileInfo Set file attributes or time/date stamps for handle DosSetFileLocks Lock or unlock file region DosSetFilePtr Set file pointer position for next read or write DosSetFileSize Extend or truncate file DosSetMaxFH Set maximum number of handles for process DosSetPathInfo Set extended attributes for pathname &nb; Subject: What's happening to OS/2 Newsgroups: comp.os.ms-windows.misc, comp.os.os2.advocacy From: gor...@lab.lwpi.com (Gordon Letwin) Date: 1995/08/17 In an earlier posting to c.o.o.a I promised a posting about OS/2's recent past and future. Originally I'd planned on posting this on Aug 24, but real life events are foreshadowing things so I'll post a bit early. IBM doomed OS/2 2.0, in terms of a successful desktop system, almost from the start. The folks at Microsoft realized this; we were always amazed that so many folks at IBM didn't. I speak here not of the faceless low level drones at IBM but the senior guys who are - for the most part - pretty smart guys. By successful I mean by either of two metrics: 1) successful in market penetration. To run on enough desktops that developers would consider writing for it first. Heck, to run on enough that developers will consider writing for it at all. 2) successful financially. If it turns an acceptable profit then that by itself is generally sufficient. But note that a 2 or 3 billion dollar product needs to turn a big profit - 400 million net, maybe $1 billion a year in gross sales. Sure, the product can be "successful" as an O/S layer for machines dedicated to custom apps, such as airline reservation terminals. Of course, anything that can support a custom app can be successful in this role. I'm sure that there are still Pick machines out there. But this role is uninteresting because it fails to meet either of the two above criteria. IBM will never earn back even a fraction of the billions blown on OS/2 by selling it into this niche. I'm not even confident - although this is admittedly out of my area of expertise - that they can even run a positive cash flow selling to such a small market. What was OS/2's problem? Why was it doomed? Because it's main attraction was as an engine to run MS-Windows applications. The problem is one of standards, and one of critical mass. Standards are of incredible importance in the computing world. They're critical in other domains that folks don't often think about. Your HiFi CD player, for example. It plugs into your preamp. And that plugs into your amp. And that connects to speakers. Each of those can, and usually does, come from a different manufacturer. The RCA connectors, and the signal levels themselves, are standardized. Standardization is a big plus in the computer field. You're much better off having thousands of products and vendors compatible with a single standard, even a mediocre one, than having dozens of products, one or two each for each of a dozen fragmented standards. For example, I bought a Tektronics 222 scope. It has an RS232 port on it to upload and download waveforms. It came with a floppy disk with driver software on it. For which processor and OS was the software written? And what was the disk format? Guess. The fact that it's not hard to guess is exactly my point. If there were 5 standards for PCs then that software would cost 5 times as much and it just wouldn't exist at all. Note that even the RS232 port itself is a standard. And an inferior one; sending stuff at 9600 baud over a 7 wire connection is a travesty by modern standards. But it's a travesty that all machines can understand. So this is the classic chicken and egg problem. Who will buy OS/2 when it has no apps, and who will write apps then no one has bought OS/2? A fundimental problem. When Microsoft and IBM first came out with OS/2 1.1 we expected the 640k limit to drive us over this barrier. The thinking was that because living in 640K was so terribly painful folks would upgrade to OS/2 1.1 and buy all new OS/2 apps because the pain was too great. The knowledge of that reality would cause app writers to invest in writing the apps, and the feedback engine is started up, if a little slowly. The miscalculation came about with the 386 coming out sooner than we expected. And then various folks writing DOS extenders for the 386, which took a lot of the pressure off of the 640K barrier. When the 386 did come out earlier than expected and we saw what was happening, Microsoft wanted to abandon OS/2 1.0 before it was released and work on a 386-only version, one that would be able to emulate more than one DOS box and do a better job, at that. But, as you'll remember, Compaq was the first to have a 386 box; IBM was slow to follow suit. IBM was strong in 286's and weak in 386's, so they was strongly opposed to dropping the 286 in favor of leapfrogging to the 386 and they insisted that we stay the course for the 286. Another problem that came up here was that IBM didn't want us to use the windows API for the graphical environment under OS/2. Many key folks inside IBM had always hated Windows. IBM had this crazy thing called TopView, it was a character oriented windowing scheme and not very good. Bill Gates, myself, and some other folks made several trips to Boca Raton to try to explain to those guys why a character oriented windowing scheme was obsolete before it was even written, but to no avail. One of IBM's most major problems is that although their top guys may be smart, they aren't techically savvy. And their low level guys are often neither. IBM doesn't promote on the basis of your skills and ability; they promote on the basis of seniority and other secondary factors. So the guy who makes these decisions often doesn't know what he's doing. And he doesn't know that he doesn't know, because his peers are equally butt-ignorant too. So these guys can never figure out how other folks, including but not limited to Microsoft, keep doing better! Must be dumb luck, they think. I always agreed that it was dumb luck. If you catch my drift... :-) So the technical guys to whom we made our presentation thought that a crude character oriented interface (and the other major problems that I've since forgotten) was good enough. It said "IBM" so people would have to buy it. And their very senior managers couldn't understand our argument, and their own folks said that we were wrong, so that was that. Topview died a very quick death and Windows, while not a red hot success at the time, did reasonably well. I don't understand the internal personalities, etc., but the upshot was that several key people at IBM would turn livid at the mention of Windows. So one of the "costs" of doing OS/2 with IBM was - as a form of punishment - that OS/2 would not have a windows API. The windowing API, in fact, would be designed by some IBM guys. This was their revenge. We thought that this was stupid - refusing to run these hard-won windows apps, shooting ourselves in the foot before OS/2 was even coded! But it was the price for getting IBM on board and we figured that - with IBM and Microsoft together, and the 640K crunch looming, that the success of OS/2 would appear so inevitable to the ISVs that they'd write for it anyhow and the success feedback would be started. Now you know why the OS/2 windowing API even puts the screen origin at a different corner! They wanted to be as different from Windows as they could as a matter of personal vendetta. OK, as we know, the 640K pressure was helped a lot by DOS extenders, 386 machines quickly took over from 286 machines, and IBM and MS were left with a product that wasn't going anywhere fast. We also didn't have application critical mass. So we started on OS/2 2.0, together, a couple of years later than we should have. THis would be a 386 version, have good multiple DOS boxes, and hopefully pull the fat out of the fire. At roughly the same time our windows group - which was not our prime focus - was working on a 386 version, as well. The windows product - 3.0 - came out and did very well indeed. IBM was unhappy. They were unhappy cause they thought we were being disloyal to OS/2 by writing a competitor. And they were shitting bricks because it was their old enemy Windows - the ones that a lot of IBMers told there bosses would never be a success! MS's reaction to the Win 3 success was to say that OS/2 had to support the Win 3 API - that we'd then have a "low end" kernel - windows - and a high end kernel - OS/2 - to run the app base. IBM said that we either had to stop development of windows - not just as an OS/2 API, but completely - or we were fired from OS/2 the OS/2 project. We still believed OS/2 2.0 could be made a success. But Win 3.0 was already a big success. It seemed just stupid to us to kill a healthy animal in the hopes of nursing a sick one into recovery! So given that choice, we kept Windows and IBM kicked us out of the OS/2 team. Also note that IBM insisted on no Windows API in the product, so we'd have to drop Windows and abandon the apps. We'd seen how hard it was to build windows critical mass and to just shoot all of those apps, and all of those ISVs, and all of those users seemed completely out of the question. It's extremely ironic that within a few months, IBM was announcing that OS/2 2.0 would support the Windows API! It was for that that they kicked us out! It was clear that there are a lot more emotions then intellect running things over there, when they'd make a decision, let it drive a terrible divorce, and then un-make the decision a little while later! Why was IBM doing these random things? I dunno; they never invited me to their inner stragegy meetings. But I'd guess that they were driven too much by hatred of Windows, hatred of Bill Gates, envy at MS's success, etc. The hatred and envy of many of IBM's folks - even senior folks - is well documented in various books and articles. It's my opinion that they let their emotions cut off their noses to spite their faces. Their first goal wasn't for OS/2 to succeed, it was for Microsoft to fail. But here's the problem with OS/2 in a market where Windows has been very successful and has a big share. Win 3.0 had the critical market share, and OS/2 didn't. OS/2 could be a good platform to run Windows programs, but very few vendors would write for the OS/2 API. Why write for OS/2 and sell into a world of 5% of machines, when you can write for the Windows API and sell to all of them, OS/2 included! If OS/2 had some good features - like HPFS :-) - then folks could get the advantages while running Windows apps, you didn't need to use the OS/2 API to take advantage of HPFS, or the shell, or whatever. So there's no strong motivation for ISVs to hurt themselves by writing to the OS/2 API. hurt the good news for OS/2 is that - with it's WIN 3.0 support - it could run from a massive pool of applications and therefore be an interesting system to some customers, even in it's infancy. The bad news is that there'll never be a significant number of apps using the OS/2 API. So OS/2 could have a successful career as a "high end" windows engine. So that does IBM do? They come out with their infamous "Curtains for Windows" campaign! Microsoft controled the Windows standard. By that I mean that if we say that future versions of our OS's are going to have some new features - such as OLE - people take that seriously. Whereas if IBM decides to extend the Windows API - which they could easily do, from a technical standpoint - people know that only a small percentage of machines will be able to support that extension, so they won't use it, and it languishes. It's extremely hard to do development work on an operating system when someone else controls the standard. "Control" in this case is a matter of public perception. For example, Microsoft was once very big in the Unix world. In fact, we considered it our candidate for the future desktop operating system, when machines got powerful enough to run something good. We were the worlds biggest seller of Unix systems. DOS was, when we first wrote it, a one-time throw-away product intended to keep IBM happy so that they'd buy our languages. The UNIX contracts were all done when Bell Labs was regulated and couldn't sell Unix into the commerical marketplace. So although they wrote it and were paid royalties, they couldn't develop it in competition to us. But after a few years that changed. Bell was degregulated and now they were selling Unix directly, in competition to us! They might sell it for cheaper than we had to pay them in royalties! But that wasn't the real killer, the real killer was the Bell now controlled the standard. If we wrote an API extension that did X, and Bell wrote an incompatible one that did Y, which one would people write for? The ISVs know that AT&T was a very big company and that they'd written the original, so they'd believe that AT&T controlled the standard, not MS, and that belief would then define reality. So we'd always just be waiting for what AT&T announced and then frantically trying to duplicate it. Bill Gates knew, right away, that there was no strong future in Unix for us any more. Fortunately at that time, DOS was taking off and we were learning, along with everyone else, about the power of standards. So the primary OS team - the Unix guys - joined with the secondary OS team - the DOS guys - and the earliest versions of OS/2 were born. (This was before IBM came on board, so it wasn't called OS/2!) So to get back to the main track, IBM has a product which could become a successful windows executive. But they don't control the windows standard, Microsoft does. So a wise company would enter into some kind of formal or informal relationship with MS. MS would be helped by the presense of this high end windows executive - it makes the windows API more attractive - and a cooperative venture would be born. But instead, unbelievably - IBM challenges us publicly to a fight to the death! "Curtains for windows", indeed! Yes, IBM could add WIN 3.0 support because they had the WIN 3.0 source code, but their contract which gave them that source was due to expire soon! The entire survival of OS/2 as a product depends upon that contract, and their nasty ads, their character assasinations (Hi, J. Soyring!) and their "curtains for windows" didn't leave much chance of our ever extending their contract! Why do this crazy thing? Again, I speculate that they let their envy at our success, and their anger over their own past failures, warp their thinking. They wanted to hurt us more than they wanted to help themselves. Also, IBM grew up in the days when it had a stranglehold on the industry and they dreamed of returning to that stranglehold. The Microchannel was intended to achieve that, but it failed. Now if they could own the only OS standard they could use that to leverage their hardware and regain dominance in both fields. The brilliance of the prospect of returning to their past glories blinded them to the fact that it wouldn't work. So that's where Microsoft has been sitting for the past two or three years. Every few months I read some c.o.o.a and I marvel at all of the folks there that just don't get it. They argue about how OS/2 now has a 3% market share, or is it 5%, and they think that that means anything. It's like two race cars - one with hundreds of gallons of gas - and a 20 lap lead - and the other way behind with only a cup of gas. And it's proponents are crowing that it's slowly gaining! Also, I see folks argue about the sales figures that show that OS/2 apps don't sell worth a darn, try to deny the fact that there aren't very many widely interesting OS/2 apps available. Nobody seems to understand why there aren't - and won't be - big draw OS/2 apps available. And people think that the "5%" penetration number contradicts the "no OS/2 apps sold" number. Every time I'd marvel at how folks could just look at it in the face and not understand what that means. It means that OS/2 is selling, however well it does, as a Windows engine. That's why some number of copies have been sold, but very few OS/2 API apps were sold along side. So OS/2 is a windows engine, and that engine is going to jump the tracks each time an improved Windows ships. It will take IBM two or three years to reverse engineer the new stuff, and by that time MS will have it's next release out. You can't establish your own direction, and you can't play catch up. It's just an untennable position. MS refused to get into that position with AT&T, yet IBM burned all of it's other bridges before it crossed them. The only way to live in that kind of a situation is to cooperate with the company that controls the standard, not slander and belittle it. The only thing that interested me about this was making bets with my friends on how long it would be before Lou Gestner wised up. Mr. Gestner, whom I don't personally know, is clearly a very sharp guy. But he was a cookie salesman and didn't understand the kind of dynamics I've discussed above. He had to take the word of underlings - guys who spun crazy tales of somehow overthrowing Microsoft, IBM regaining it's rightful position as ruler of the world, "curtains for windows", and the incredible profits that would come from an IBM stranglehold. It sounds good if you don't understand the real underlying dynamics, and IBM desparately needs major new profit centers, so these guys convinced Gestner to support them. But, as I've said, while Gestner was ignorant, he isn't dumb. And he won't be ignorant forever. Eventually he'll come to realize that the OS/2 emperor has no clothes. So me and my friends would occasionally speculate when that might be - 6 months, 12 months, 24 months, etc. There was no doubt what would happen, it was just a matter of when. Clearly, Gestner has reached that point. First, note that IBM said that they weren't even going to try to modify OS/2 for the new WIN95 APIs. That means that they don't want to launch a 2 year product because they figure there'll be nothing there in 2 years to run that API. IBM has to run behind Microsoft playing "catch up", and they've stopped running and are walking slowly, panting. This is a critical sign. Secondly, Gestner is saying publicly that the OS battle is the "previous battle" and that groupware is now where he should fight. I won't argue with that, but this is as clear a statement as you'll ever find that they've given up on OS/2 as a mainstream desktop system. It's not curtains for windows, but curtains for OS/2. For anyone who has eyes to see, IBM has thrown in the towel on OS/2 as a mainstream, successful operating system. They'll continue to support it for the folks who are using it as a dedicated platform. But that won't go far or for very long, IMHO. There are two problems. First, it's my uneducated guess that they can't even turn a positive cash flow developing it for dedicated platforms. Even if they just write off the billions blown, IBM is not an efficient developer and they'll have a hell of a lot of programmers writing and supporting it. At one time in the past IBM might have lost money for 10 years as a strategic move to increase customer confidence in IBM support. But as their mainframes start melting seriously IBM won't be able to afford such luxuries. It's my guess - and again, I admit that this is outside of my area of expertise - that there'll be a lot of scouts-honor promises, but that after a few years of loosing money IBM will phase out of OS/2 altogether, one way or another. Note that they have to spend a lot of money developing it, even for this niche. Otherwise stuff like NT - which is so much cheaper because of the larger number of copies - is too attractive. NT, for example, would have the latest technology and a stagnant OS/2 wouldn't. NT would have the latest tools and compilers, and a stagnant OS/2 wouldn't. So even as a niche system, OS/2 can't be just milked, it has to continue to undergo development. And it will be damned hard for anyone, especially IBM, to make money doing that. So, in a few nutshells, that's it. IBM doomed OS/2 years ago when they said it was "us or them". Folks at MS walked around with their mouths hanging open for days - we couldn't believe that IBM was that dumb. And now you see the result. OS/2 is dead as a general purpose operating system. And I, for one, am highly skeptical of it's longevity as a dedicated platform. Gordon Letwin not a Microsoft spokesperson p.s. - please note that all of this is my personal opinion. I don't set or participate in Microsoft strategy, I'm just a programmer. None of this represents Microsoft's view of the situation, either formally or informally. But I'm not dumb, and I can read the facts in front of my eyes. Note that I, along with the other initial Microsofties, could see the oncoming micro revolution back when the 8080 first came out. That's why I switched from supercomputers to microcomputers. So I have a good track record at being able to see the obvious. Even when the obvious was not obvious to the rest of the industry, like IBM, DEC, et. al. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Investigating the Debugging Registers of the Intel 386 Microprocessor Investigating the Debugging Registers of the Intel 386 Microprocessor Marion Hansen and Nick Stuecklen The more complex a program and the microprocessor executing it, the bigger the task of debugging. In very complex systems, external debuggers simply cannot do the whole job. Fortunately, debugging sophisticated software created for the 386 hardware environment is made easier by the fact that the Intel(R) 386 microprocessor (hereafter referred to as mp) itself provides a substantial set of internal debugging support features. In this article we will take a look at these 386 features and explore how today's state-of-the-art debuggers use them. In the Past In the past, PC-based debuggers could only set code breakpoints, not data access breakpoints, and setting those code breakpoints was restricted to random access memory (RAM). Data monitoring utilities could be used, but they merely attach themselves to the timer interrupt and periodically examine and display the specified region of memory. Typically, a debugger worked by overwriting the first byte of the specified instruction, which preempted the ability to set breakpoints in read only memory (ROM). If you wished to set a breakpoint at an instruction, an old-style debugger usually saved the first byte of that instruction and then overwrote the byte with a 0CCH opcode (INT 3). When the microprocessor executed the 0CCH opcode, it generated an INT 3, and the debugger, which was monitoring INT 3, was invoked. The debugger displayed the breakpointed instruction and the register state, then waited for the next command. Today Fortunately the introduction of the 386 mp changed all that. With its six debug registers, the 386 mp provides built-in debugging support to let you set breakpoint addresses and define when breakpoints will occur. The four debug address registers are individually programmable and individually enabled or disabled through the debug control register. The debug status register maintains debug status information. In addition to supporting the usual break on instructions, the 386 mp also supports data access breakpoints. Data breakpoints are a very useful debugging tool (besides being an exceptional capability for a microprocessor). A data breakpoint occurs at the exact moment that data residing at a particular address is read or written. Using data breakpoints, you can immediately locate the instruction responsible for overwriting a data structure. The 386 mp lets you set breakpoint addresses in ROM as well as RAM. You can set a 386 debug exception when any of the following conditions occur: . an execution of the breakpoint instruction . an execution of every instruction (single-stepping) . an execution of any instruction at a given address . a read or write of a byte, word, or doubleword at any specified address . an attempt to change a debug register . a task switch to a specific task (protected mode only) Some Limitations Even with all the above capabilities, the 386 debug registers can't always do the job of hardware-assisted debuggers. For example, while many in-circuit emulators (ICEs) can maintain breakpoints across processor resets, a 386 mp reset clears the debug registers, effectively destroying any previously set breakpoints. Another limitation is that many ICEs can set breakpoints on I/O space accesses, but the 386 debug registers can't distinguish between memory and I/O space accesses. All data breakpoints are associated with the memory space only. You need an ICE to trap I/O space accesses, or you can use an I/O permission bitmap in virtual 8086 mode. You can use a hardware-assisted debugger such as an ICE to debug a debugger, but the only way to debug a 386-based debugger using the 386 debug registers is to ensure that the debugger uses only the INT 3 breakpoint. When triggered, the 386 debug registers generate an INT 1; therefore, a debugger relying only on INT 1 can debug a debugger relying only on INT 3. Further, because you need stable hardware to use the 386 debug registers, debugging in harsh, unknown system environments is easier with a full-scale ICE or other hardware-assisted debugger. System developers usually don't have the functional keyboard, display, disk, and operating system that is needed to load and run a debugger relying only on the 386 debug registers; they must rely on an ICE when debugging preliminary software and device drivers. You do, however, need more than just the 386 debug registers to create an acceptable software debugger. Programmers expect today's debuggers to provide recognition of symbolics, fast disassemblies, and the ability to handle multiple object module formats (OMFs). Another desirable feature is a Boolean comparison layer above the debug exception handler. Debuggers that take advantage of the 386 debug features are on the horizon. Combining the 386 debug features with what is available on today's debuggers will produce a powerful development tool. In the meantime, the example at the end of this article is part of a working program that exploits the 386 debug features to create a useful debugging tool. Built-in Features The 386 mp provides several built-in debugging features: . Four breakpoints. You can specify four addresses that the CPU will automatically monitor. . Arm or disarm the breakpoints. You can selectively enable and disable various debug conditions that are associated with the four debug addresses. . Data and instruction breakpoints. You can set breakpoints on data accesses as well as on instruction executions. . Singlestepping. You can step through the program one instruction at a time. Let's look at how the 386 debug features are implemented. Along the way, we will develop some debugger software that will amplify these features. Debug Registers The 386 mp has six registers to control debug features. Figure 1 shows the format of the debug registers. You can access them by using variants of the MOV instruction. A debug register can be either the source or the destination operand. In protected mode, the MOV instructions that access the debug registers can only be executed at privilege level zero. Trying to read or write the debug registers from any other privilege level causes a general protection exception. Under a protected mode operating system (such as OS/2 or XENIX(R) systems), the debug registers are considered privileged resources, and only privileged tasks can access them. Debug address registers (DR0-DR3). You can set a breakpoint address in each of the four debug address registers. Each register contains a linear address used to identify a breakpoint. (In contrast, addresses are presented as a segment/offset pair in real mode.) Debug control register (DR7). The debug control register lets you define, enable, and disable debug conditions. It specifies the conditions under which the 386 recognizes a breakpoint, the breakpoint type (local or global), and the breakpoint length field. The low order 8 bits of DR7 enable or disable the four breakpoints. Each breakpoint has 2 enable bits. The L bit enables local breakpoints, and the G bit enables global ones. The real mode debugging program shown later in this article sets and clears both bits. For each address in register DR0 through DR3, the corresponding fields R/W0 through R/W3 (in register DR7) specify the type of action that can cause a breakpoint. The 386 interprets these bits as follows: Bits Meaning 00 break on instruction execution only 01 break on data writes only 10 undefined 11 break on data reads and writes but not on instruction fetches The breakpoint length field (LENn) is associated primarily with data breakpoints. The length of a data breakpoint can be a byte, a word, or a doubleword. Specifying only the starting address of a data item is not enough to match a breakpoint condition because data items can be of three different lengths (8, 16, and 32 bits). The length field adds flexibility by selecting a range of address accesses which can trigger a breakpoint. You can specify the following lengths: Bits Meaning 00 1-byte length 01 2-byte length (word) 10 undefined 11 4-byte length (doubleword) Because instruction breakpoints should uniquely specify the byte-granular starting address of the intended instruction, instruction breakpoints always specify a length field of 1 byte. If RWn is 00--an instruction execution breakpoint--LENn should also be 00 (1 byte). Any other length is undefined. When the LE (local) or GE (global) bit is set, the 386 mp slows execution so data breakpoints can be reported on the precise instruction that caused them. Keep in mind that while an instruction execution breakpoint occurs before the specified instruction is executed, a data access (read or write) breakpoint occurs after the specified data is read or written. Debug status register (DR6). The debugger uses the debug status register to determine what debug conditions have occurred. The 386 mp sets status bits, and the debugger reads them. When the microprocessor detects a debug exception, it sets one or more of the status register's 4 low-order bits, B0 through B3, before entering the debug exception handler. Bn is set if the condition described in the address registers (DRn) and the control register (LENn and R/Wn) occurs. The BS bit, associated with the TF (trap flag) bit of the 386 EFLAGS register, is set if the debug handler is entered, since a single-step exception occurred. The single-step trap is the highest-priority debug exception. When BS is set, any of the other debug status bits may also have been set by the 386 mp. This means that a single-step trap can occur at the same time an instruction or data breakpoint occurs. The BT and BS bits are used only when the microprocessor is in protected mode. The BT bit is associated with the T bit (debug trap bit) of the task state segment, or TSS. The TSS is a data structure defined by the 386 system architecture; it is available only in protected mode. Each task has its own TSS, which holds the state of the task's virtual processor. The 386 mp sets the BT bit before entering the debug handler if a task switch has occurred and if the T bit of the new TSS is set. There is no corresponding bit in DR7 that enables and disables this trap; the T bit of the TSS is the only enabling bit. The ICE-386 is Intel's in-circuit emulator for the 386 mp. When the ICE-386 is attached, it has priority over the 386 debugger. The BD bit is set if the next instruction will read or write one of the debug registers and ICE-386 is also using the debug registers. The 386 mp only clears the bits of DR6 when the microprocessor is reset. To avoid confusion in identifying the cause of the next debug exception, the debug handler should move zeros to DR6 immediately before returning. Setting Breakpoints Each of the four breakpoints is defined by its linear address (DRn) and its length (LENn). The LEN field lets you specify a 1-, 2-, or 4-byte field. The 386 mp requires that 2-byte fields be aligned on word boundaries (addresses that are multiples of two), and 4-byte fields must be aligned on doubleword boundaries (addresses that are multiples of four). You will get unexpected results if code or data breakpoint addresses are not properly aligned. You can set a data breakpoint for a misaligned field longer than 1 byte by using two or more debug address registers to hold the entire address. Each entry must be properly aligned, and the entries must span the length of the field. For example, when setting three breakpoints for a doubleword address that starts on an odd-byte boundary, the first address identifies the first byte of the doubleword, the second one identifies the next two bytes, and the third identifies the last byte. Figure 2 shows you how to align breakpoint addresses for the address of a doubleword starting on an odd-byte boundary. A memory access triggers a data read or write breakpoint when it occurs within a defined breakpoint field (as determined by a breakpoint address register and its corresponding LEN field). Figure 3 contains examples showing when breakpoints will and will not occur. Instruction breakpoint addresses are always specified as 1 byte (LEN=00). Other values for instruction breakpoint addresses are undefined. The 386 recognizes an instruction breakpoint only when the breakpoint address points to the first byte of an instruction. Therefore, if the instruction has prefixes, then the breakpoint address must point to the first prefix byte. Debug Exceptions Breakpoints set on instructions cause faults; all other debug conditions cause traps. (Faults break before executing the instruction at the specified address. Traps report a data access breakpoint after executing the instruction that accesses the given memory item.) The debug exception can report faults and traps at the same time. The following describes the four classes of debug exceptions. Instruction execution breakpoint. An instruction execution breakpoint is a fault, so the 386 mp reports an instruction execution breakpoint before it executes the instruction at the given address. Data access breakpoint. A data access breakpoint exception is a trap. That is, the processor reports a data access breakpoint after executing the instruction that accesses the given memory item. When using data breakpoints, you should set the DR7's LE bit, GE bit, or both. If either LE or GE is set, any data breakpoint trap is reported exactly after completion of the instruction that accessed the specified memory item. This exact reporting is accomplished by forcing the 386 execution unit to wait for completion of data operand transfers before beginning execution of the next instruction. If neither GE nor LE is set, data breakpoints may not be reported until one instruction after the data is accessed or they may not be reported at all. This is because the 386 mp normally overlaps instruction execution with memory transfers to such a degree that execution of the next instruction may begin before memory transfers for the previous instruction are completed. If a debugger is creating a data write breakpoint, it should save the original data contents before setting the breakpoint. Because data breakpoints are traps, a write into a breakpoint location is completed before the trap condition is reported. The handler can report the saved (original) value after the breakpoint has been triggered. The data in the debug registers can be used to address the new value written by the instruction that triggered the breakpoint. Single-step trap. This debug condition occurs at the end of an instruction if the trap flag (TF) of the flag's register held the value 1 at the beginning of that instruction. Note that the exception does not occur at the end of an instruction that sets TF. For example, if POPF is used to set TF, a single-step trap does not occur until after the instruction that follows POPF. The interrupt priorities in hardware guarantee that if an external interrupt occurs, single stepping stops. When an external and a single-step interrupt occur together, the single-step interrupt is processed first. This clears the TF bit. After saving the return address or the switch tasks, the external interrupt input is examined before the first instruction of the single-step handler executes. If the external interrupt is still pending, it is then serviced. The external interrupt handler is not single stepped. In order to single step an external interrupt handler, single step an INT n instruction that refers to the interrupt handler. Task switch breakpoint. In protected mode, a breakpoint occurs after switching to a new task if the new TSS's T bit is set. The breakpoint occurs after control passes to the new task but before the first instruction is executed. The exception handler can detect a task switch by examining the BT bit of the debug status register (DR6). Interrupts Both the 386 and earlier microprocessors have two interrupt vectors dedicated to debugging. Interrupt 1 is reserved for the single-step instruction trap, interrupt 3 for instruction breakpoints. In addition, the 386 mp generates an interrupt 1 on any debug register trigger. Interrupt 1. The handler for interrupt 1 is usually a debugger or part of a debugging system. Figure 4 shows the seven breakpoint conditions that can cause an interrupt 1. The debugger can check flags in DR6 and DR7 to determine what condition caused the exception and what other conditions might have occurred. Interrupt 3. This exception is caused by execution of the breakpoint instruction INT 3. Typically, a pre-386 debugger prepared a breakpoint by substituting the opcode of the 1-byte breakpoint instruction for the first opcode byte of the instruction to be trapped. Prior to the 386 machine, microprocessors used the breakpoint exception extensively for trapping execution of specific instructions. The 386 mp solves this need more conveniently by using the debug registers and interrupt 1. However, the breakpoint exception is still useful for debugging debuggers because the breakpoint exception can vector to an exception handler that is different from that used by the debugger. The breakpoint exception can also be useful when you need to set more breakpoints than allowed by the four debug registers. Sample Debugger Program You don't need to scrap your old-style debugger to take advantage of the 386's built-in debugging features. With a little help from a friendly debugging assistant (such as the working program fragment shown later in this article), you can continue to use your current debugger. By enabling or disabling data breakpoints with a pop-up routine, the debugging assistant shown supplements the setting of instruction breakpoints by old-style debuggers. You still have all the benefits of your older debugger (symbolics and disassemblies, for example) plus the powerful built-in debugging capabilities of the 386 mp. The 386-based debugging assistant runs in the background as an adjunct to a traditional, pre-386 debugger. The debugging assistant is a terminate-and-stay-resident (TSR) program that pops up either when you press the SYSREQ key or when a debug exception occurs. The pop-up screen describes the 386 registers and identifies which of the four individually programmable breakpoints occurred. Our debugging assistant has several features built into it. A human interface displays all the registers you're interested in and lets you easily enter breakpoint addresses, enable/disable breakpoints, and define breakpoint conditions. Figure 5 shows a model of this screen, which is divided into the following five option fields: . BREAKPOINT contains the four 386 debug registers and their options. . COMPARE shows the Boolean comparison options that are available. . SPECIAL REGS contains the 386 EFLAGS register in its hexadecimal representation, the debug control register (DR7), and the debug status register (DR6). . REGISTER SET displays the values in the most frequently referenced 386 registers. . EFLAGS presents the EFLAGS register decoded into an English format. You can change most of the values displayed on the screen by either editing or toggling each respective field. A Boolean comparison layer decides if the exception meets the criteria you specified. The debugging assistant has Boolean comparison logic that is armed and disarmed separately by toggling the switch (sw) field in COMPARE. You can also toggle the Boolean (bool) field in COMPARE between: < less than < = less than or equal to = equal to < > not equal to > greater than > = greater than or equal to The value to be used in the comparison logic is specified by editing the value field in COMPARE. An interrupt service routine handles exceptions. The debugging assistant program has two interrupt service routines (ISRs). One ISR handles the SYSREQ key and the other handles debug exception interrupts. Part of the code in Figure 6 contains an interrupt service routine. Common code is called by the interrupt service routines. In the debugging assistant program, both ISRs call a common block of code that copies the 386 registers into a large data structure. The common code then passes the address of the data structure to the high-level language program that controls the human interface. After the registers are modified (through the human interface), the high-level language program returns control to the common code. The common code then copies the edited register images back into the 386 registers and "goes to sleep" until the next debug exception or until the SYSREQ key is pressed. Figure 6 contains the common code, written in assembly language. Some of the assembly language mnemonics may be unfamiliar. Because of the absence of 386 assemblers, we hand-assembled certain 386-specific instructions. Most of them were relatively easy to code because they only needed a prefix byte. The prefix byte specifies that the following instruction will use 32-bit operands, rather than 16-bit pre-386 instructions. For example, inserting the prefix byte 066h ahead of mov ax,bx forms an instruction which the 386 mp interprets as: mov eax,ebx Figure 7 shows the flow of the debugging assistant program. A thorough understanding of the 386 debug support features presented in this article will provide a good starting point for tackling difficult debugging chores. It makes it possible to build special debugging utilities that focus on specific problems that might not be handled by a generic debugger. We are not, of course, suggesting that the reader should actually build a debugger. But under certain circumstances a debugging assistant such as the one presented here will decrease debugging time plus give you the satisfaction of both fully exploiting the debugging capabilities and better understanding the internal workings of the most advanced microprocessor on the market. yes i'm crying over the loss of bob newheart. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Phil Collins, 1975, when asked about meaning of THE LAMB "I don't know what it's about. I'm just the drummer. Ask Peter." ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Using the OS/2 Video I/O Subsystem to Create Appealing Visual Interfaces Richard Hale Shaw The most noticeable attribute of an application is the way it visually interacts with the user. If the application looks snappy and smart, the user will gain confidence when running it for the first time. If the application appears slow and dull, however, the user will become apprehensive or, worse yet, bored. Thus, from the user's perspective, the screen is the most essential mechanism of the application. To an OS/2 application developer, this makes the video I/O (VIO) the most important of the three subsystems available to OS/2 character-based applications. An Overview of VIO The MS-DOS(R) operating environment provided such limited and inefficient video services, that application developers looked for other means to improve the video throughput of their programs. A great number of DOS applications took advantage of the PC ROM BIOS video services (Int 10h) or wrote to and directly manipulated the video hardware and display buffer. This approach hindered portability, but it was not a problem under the real mode of the DOS operating environment, since only one application at a time was able to access the video hardware. In contrast, OS/2 systems are endowed with a robust highly efficient set of video services, which comprise the VIO subsystem. The subsystem consists of a set of character-oriented display services of the type that are generally required by the current generation of character-based applications. Think of VIO as a superset of the PC ROM BIOS services (Int 10h) found in real mode under DOS, with the difference being that VIO uses calls instead of an interrupt. The efficiency and effectiveness of the VIO services are such that there is little need for an application to manipulate the video hardware directly. Perhaps the only reason an OS/2 application would need to access the video hardware while using VIO would be to generate graphics images. VIO has only limited graphics support, but it does allow an application to move to and from graphics mode (this will be discussed in greater detail below). In the event that an application does need to access the video hardware, OS/2 can serialize such accesses and provide a means for applications to do so that's compatible with its protected mode environment. Although it's essential that a real operating system like OS/2 offer efficient video services (where DOS does not), there is another, more profound reason for the existence of VIO. The protected mode of the OS/2 operating environment requires that system facilities be virtualized and shared among processes, including access to the video screen and video hardware. An application should not be hindered from performing screen updates while running in the background, but a foreground application should not have its screen trashed by a program running in the background. By using VIO, the user is assured that the video output of one application will not interfere with that of another application. In addition, most VIO calls can be used in bound programs that must run under both OS/2 and DOS. Like the ROM BIOS calls or direct video hardware control code under DOS, VIO calls under OS/2 make a program less portable to the DOS environment and more OS/2 specific. Of course, this is true of all non-FAPI OS/2 calls. VIO is implemented as a dynamic-link library (found in VIOCALLS.DLL), so a program's references to VIO services are bound at execution time, not at link time. Thus, you can replace VIO functions at any time without recompiling or relinking the client application. This is how the OS/2 Presentation Manager (PM) handles VIO calls. By providing its own version of VIOCALLS.DLL, PM can allow non-PM OS/2 programs to run under it--even in the PM screen group (that is, in a PM window). VIO calls are efficient, but they do not offer the complex formatting facilities of the printf standard library function nor do they handle output redirection. A subsystem like VIO must be fast, so it's necessary that it avoid the encumbrances of the file system and I/O redirection. In those instances in which redirection is a consideration, however, you can use DosRead and DosWrite. These two kernel services use VIO to handle the screen component of their output. Note that when STDOUT points to a screen device, OS/2 routes it through VIO. If generic screen output is a consideration, you'll find it simpler and easier to use the standard C library routines, since a typical application will probably use a combination of these and VIO calls. The VIO services do, however, allow considerable flexibility in the way text is written to the screen, including control over color and cursor positioning. The Logical Video Buffer As mentioned earlier, OS/2 considers the screen a resource that is able to be simultaneously shared by more than one process. When a session is started, OS/2 creates a logical video buffer (LVB) for it. OS/2 retains control of the physical video buffer (PVB). If a program makes a VIO call, VIO will update the LVB of the program's session and notify OS/2 that the PVB must be updated. While a session is in the foreground, OS/2 will duplicate VIO updates of the LVB in the PVB. Thus, VIO calls always update the two buffers while a session is in the foreground. When you move the session into the background, OS/2 assumes that its screen contents are completely updated in the LVB. Therefore, it doesn't have to save the screen and can quickly update the PVB from the new foreground session's LVB. This makes screen switches very fast and allows OS/2 to virtualize screen access among processes. While the session is in the background, VIO services will continue to write to the session's LVB. OS/2 ignores calls from VIO to update the PVB, since the foreground session is using the PVB. When the session is brought into the foreground again, OS/2 will copy the contents of the LVB to the PVB and resume updating the PVB from the LVB. Thus, as long as the application uses VIO services to do its video updates, the LVB will always accurately depict an application's visual state in character mode. This remains true whether the application is in the foreground or background, and it makes VIO a safe means of updating the video screen. Each LVB is organized in 2-byte pairs, called cells (shown in Figure 1). The number of cells in the LVB will vary with the current video mode (for example, a 43-line mode will require more cells than a 25-line mode). Each cell corresponds to one character on the screen, with the first byte of each cell containing the character itself and the second byte holding the attribute value (which controls foreground and background color, intensity, and blinking). You can use different VIO services to write characters, attributes, or cells to the video screen. The VIO subsystem supports the full range of PC-based video adapters and displays, including monochrome, CGA, EGA, and VGA. The 24 different flavors of text and graphics modes that are available are shown in Figure 2. The smallest user-addressable unit of the screen is a character in text mode or a pixel or pel in graphics mode. PC display hardware is memory mapped, so whatever is currently stored in video memory (the PVB mentioned above) is displayed on the screen. Other than the description of the video buffers given above, however, it's not essential that you know how video memory is organized or where it's physically located, unless you're going to access the video hardware directly. Also, note that unlike DOS, OS/2 doesn't use mode numbers to specify a video mode. When getting or setting the video mode, you deal directly with the video characteristics themselves. As previously mentioned, the attribute byte of each pair or cell controls the colors, intensity, and blinking characteristics of a character displayed on screen. Of the 8 bits in an attribute byte, the lower 3 bits control the foreground color, a value of 0-7. Bit 3 toggles intensity on or off, bits 4-6 control the background color, and bit 7 toggles the blinking characteristic. These are shown in Figures 3 and 4. VIO and PM As you are probably well aware, an OS/2 system offers a high-powered graphical user interface called the Presentation Manager. PM offers a graphical presentation space, windowing, scroll bars, icons, and interfaces for both a mouse and the keyboard. It runs in its own screen group under OS/2 and can run other programs in PM windows in the same screen group. These capabilities differ from those of VIO applications under OS/2 Version 1.0, where a background process remains in its own screen group and is not visible until a user brings it into the foreground screen group. PM can also run ill-behaved programs (that is, those programs that do not run in a PM window or that write directly to the PVB), but they will run in their own screen group like any other OS/2 program. Although the Presentation Manager can do all of the things mentioned, there is still a need for VIO. First, PM applications are complex. They take more effort to write since simple visual ideas can be complex to express in PM code. Second, some applications (a command-line utility, for instance) do not require PM or wouldn't benefit very much from PM's graphical user interface. Other applications will have to be redesigned or completely rethought before they can take advantage of PM. These are problems that VIO can easily solve. In addition, VIO offers a path to OS/2 that requires minimal changes to existing DOS applications. Thus, it's considerably easier to adapt a DOS application to VIO than to PM. VIO-based programs will run under a PM text window. That's because the versions of VIO (and, for that matter, KBD and MOU) offered with PM (OS/2 Version 1.1) are different from those supplied with OS/2 Version 1.0. The VIO DLL supplied with PM is windows aware and can map each character and its attributes into the appropriate pattern of pixels inside a PM window, while clipping the output of each VIO call to fit the application's window size. The entire process is invisible to both the programmer and the compiled program. If you use VIO in your OS/2 applications today, you won't pay an extensive penalty later. As OS/2 is ported to other processor families, VIO calls will remain the same and should not require changes to those portions of an application that use VIO. Future releases of OS/2 for the 80286 family of processors won't require a recompile, since new versions of VIO will be supplied with each release. This is why VIO is implemented as a dynamic-link package. As this series continues, I'll include practical tips that will make it easier for you to produce efficient, high-quality programs that take advantage of OS/2 facilities. If you refer back to the second article in the series, "Planning and Writing a Multithreaded OS/2 Program With Microsoft(R) C," MSJ (Vol. 4, No. 2), there is a discussion of some of the ways a multithreaded program can use up too many CPU cycles, making it difficult for other processes to run (particularly those in the background). You'll see another example of this in the program listing for this article. From the perspective of using OS/2's video system, however, keep in mind that a well-behaved OS/2 program is one that confines itself to the use of VIO (most standard library functions call VIO) and does not access the PVB. VIO Data Structures Earlier in this series, I briefly discussed the new OS/2 header files, structures, and type definitions. Because of the variety of objects used to manipulate the screen, there are several data structures designed strictly for VIO programming. These are displayed in Figure 5, which you can refer to as you read about the sample program listing. The VIO data structures provide all of the information used by the old IBM(R) PC ROM BIOS calls, and more. But instead of passing information in registers (the convention in the DOS environment), OS/2 places the information in a structure whose address is passed to the appropriate function. Not only does this make retrieving and changing the video environment rather easy, it places a machine-independent interface on the entire mechanism. Moreover, in keeping with other OS/2 functions, it allows the function to return a single unsigned integer as an error return status. For example, the program listing contains a function (Cursor) that can save or restore the cursor. Notice that it uses the VIOCURSORINFO object type, which includes the starting and ending cursor scan lines, the cursor width (in columns or pixels depending on the current screen mode), and the cursor character attribute. Information in the VIOCURSORINFO object is easily retrieved and/or modified via the VioGetCurType and VioSetCurType functions, as shown in the listing. The VIO Pop-up Facility VIO offers a means by which a background process can temporarily pop up in the foreground or a foreground process can temporarily switch to a blank text screen. If you note the stress on temporary, you'll begin to see that the need for pop-ups is not the same as with DOS. Under DOS, a terminate-and-stay-resident (TSR) application could take control of the processor and pop up over the current application for an indefinite period of time. Since DOS is a single-tasking environment, this became an acceptable manner of communicating with a TSR program. And since the current application was frozen until the TSR gave up control of the processor, the TSR could stay popped up for as long as you wished. Under OS/2, the characteristics of a TSR program in the DOS environment are no longer needed since you can run an application in another screen group and switch that screen group into the foreground whenever, as often, and for however long you like. From the perspective of accessing a TSR program, every program is a TSR under OS/2. It's always there, running in its own private screen group, although you can still issue the commands to the application for it to terminate. This is even more obvious under PM, since PM and well-behaved VIO programs that run in the PM screen group can simultaneously display and run in overlapping windows. Remember that a process can be detached and run in a special screen group, where it does not have to have regular keyboard input or show screen displays. Detached processes are good candidates for pop-up programs under OS/2. You'll doubtless come up with other ideas. Pop ups are exceptions to the way that OS/2 typically handles the console. Only one pop-up program can be activated at a time: if another process issues a pop-up call, it will be blocked until the first one relinquishes the screen. While a pop-up program is active, the user cannot switch to another process or screen group. In this sense, the pop-up program gains temporary ownership of the foreground screen. The pop-up facility of OS/2 should only be used by a process that needs to gain temporary control of the physical console (that is, the screen, the keyboard, or the mouse). Since other processes cannot be switched into the foreground during a pop up, the pop-up program must be efficient, do its job, and end the pop-up session quickly. A good example of how the OS/2 pop-up facility is used is the OS/2 Hard Error handler. You can observe its use of the pop-up facility by issuing a DIR command on a disk drive while the drive door is open. When a pop-up program begins, the screen is automatically placed in 80 by 25 text mode. The screen is restored to the previous mode when the pop-up program ends. The VIO service routines for activating a pop-up program are VioPopUp and VioEndPopUp. The function prototypes for these two routines are shown in Figure 6. Note that only a subset of VIO services are available during the pop-up call (shown in Figure 7). An example of code that activates a pop-up program can be found in the graphics function in the sample program listing. Using the VIO API Any discussion of the VIO Application Programming Interface (API) ought to begin with a reference to Ray Duncan's article, "Character-Oriented Display Services Using OS/2's VIO Subsystem," MSJ (Vol. 2, No. 4). It contains an excellent overview of the API and discusses most of the services that VIO provides. This article will now pick up where Duncan's article left off and, in doing so, will walk through the sample program listing presented here. The sample is a modified and enhanced version of HELLO0.C, which was presented in the preceding article in this series. This discussion will provide insight into the practical application of VIO services. A New HELLO.C Recall that HELLO0.C was a multithreaded version of HELLO.C. It was designed to illustrate the use of threads and semaphores to control and serialize access to resources. Although technically sound, it was visually boring, so adding a variety of colors to it is a good idea. In addition, the current version of HELLO1.C (The actual code listing is available on MSJ's bulletin boards and is not included here due to space constraints--Ed.) has been restructured and modularized to allow different sample functions to be plugged in with ease. Probably the first thing you'll notice in HELLO1.C is that the macro INCL_SUB has been defined at the beginning of the program listing. As such, the program automatically includes the function prototypes, macros, and type definitions that will be needed to use VIO functions via the system of header files and defines that were discussed in the earlier article. Next, note that every VIO function requires a device handle as its last argument. In non-PM versions of OS/2, this handle is always zero. A special set of VIO calls under PM (called advanced VIO, or AVIO) use this argument. The argument is represented by a macro, VIOHDL, in the listings here, making it easy to search for and replace references to it later. Finally, in fitting with the convention used by all OS/2 API functions, notice that VIO services that return an error code will return a nonzero unsigned value when an error occurs. You can always assume that a VIO service was successful when it returns a zero value. Also note that one of the most commonly used VIO routines, VioWrtTTy, is now called VioWrtTTY in OS/2 Version 1.1, which has been released since this series was initiated. The Startup Function As you see from the listing, main has been simplified to include only a handful of functions. The first of these, startup, processes the optional command-line arguments. As in HELLO0.C, these arguments are the number of milliseconds used in calls to DosSleep, which allow you to vary the sleep time between thread events. If you set these values too low, the program will hog CPU time and radically slow down OS/2 and other programs. These arguments are discussed in more detail below. Startup performs several other services for the program. It initiates a keyboard thread (discussed below). Then it calls the Screen function to save the current video display for restoration when the program terminates. Screen takes a single argument, which determines if the screen should be saved or restored. It assumes that the calling program's screen group is in text mode and calls VioGetBuf to retrieve the address of the screen group's LVB and the size of the buffer. Thus Screen can allocate storage to hold the LVB contents and copy the contents of the LVB to the new storage. To restore the display when the program terminates, Screen copies the contents of the storage buffer back to the LVB and calls VioShowBuf to update the physical display. This process is further discussed in the sidebar, "Direct Screen I/O and Graphics under VIO". Startup also calls the Cursor function to hide the cursor and save the cursor position. Like Screen, the Cursor function takes a single argument, whose bits determine whether Cursor should hide, save, or restore the cursor (that is, position it and make it visible). It uses VioGetCurType to retrieve the cursor character attribute and VioSetCurType to change the attribute (and hide the cursor). It calls VioGetCurPos to save the current cursor position and VioSetCurPos to reposition the cursor. Note that the Screen and Cursor functions rely on the VIOCURSORINFO data type. Startup also resets the screen rows to the highest number possible. It does this by calling VioGetMode to get the current video mode information (into a VIOMODEINFO object type). Then it sets the row parameter to either 50, 43, or 25 lines and calls VioSetMode until it is successful. This lets the program run at 50 lines on a VGA monitor, 43 lines on an EGA monitor, and 25 lines otherwise. The original row count is saved so the termination function can restore it before the program exits. After startup, main calls the initialization function shown in the listing. This code is virtually identical to the code used by HELLO0.C in the preceding article and initializes the FRAME structures. Flickering Frames The flickering frames of HELLO0.C that greeted you with "Hello, World from thread" are now encapsulated in the flicker_frames function. The code for this function is very similar to that in the original program. The function will create about two dozen threads; the exact number will vary with the number of screen rows. Each thread carries the responsibility of displaying or clearing its frame on cue from its semaphore, which is stored in its FRAME data type. And each thread shares the code found in the hello_thread function. Hello_thread now calls VioWrtCharStrAtt to do its screen I/O. This is a VIO service routine that writes a string at a specified row and column location with a specific attribute. Note that an attribute byte for each frame (and thus each frame thread) has been added to the FRAME data type and is set and manipulated by flicker_frames. Thus, whenever each frame appears it has a different foreground and background color. The flicker_frames function masks off the blinking bit in the attribute so that the frames do not blink. In addition, the function increments the FRAME attribute byte whenever the foreground and background colors match, thereby ensuring that the foreground and background contrast. In order to accommodate the changes to the FRAME type, the program now includes a filler byte. This ensures that the threadstack member is aligned on an even-numbered address. The _beginthread library routine will not successfully create a thread whose stack falls on an odd-numbered address. The operator initiates the termination of the flicker_frames function by pressing the Esc key. This activates the keyboard thread, which is contained in the keyboard_thread function mentioned above. This thread blocks on keyboard input and continues to block until the Esc key is pressed. Then it blocks on a semaphore, doneSem, until flicker_frames clears the semaphore. Clearing the semaphore allows keyboard_thread to begin the termination sequence and flicker_frames to postpone the sequence until it has completed a round of activating the frame threads. Once the semaphore clears, keyboard_thread continues and sets the done flag, thereby notifying flicker_frames that it can terminate the frame threads. Flicker_frames will cause each thread to run one final time, clear its box (if it is not already cleared), and terminate. As each frame thread terminates, it clears its own frame semaphore to notify flicker_frames that it is terminating. In the meantime, flicker_frames calls the WaitForThreadDeath function, which blocks on each thread's semaphore, and returns to the flicker_frames when all the threads have terminated. Then flicker_frames returns to main. Chasing Frames New to HELLO1.C are chasing frames, which demonstrate an animated use of the VIO scrolling routines. Encapsulated in the chasing_frames function, the chasing frames are a series of Hello, World frames that are launched from the upper-right-hand corner of the screen and traverse the screen perimeter counterclockwise. Each successive circuit takes place one frame height and width inside the last, so that the frames gradually make their way to the center of the screen. Another frame follows after a period of time (which is set by one of the command-line sleeptime arguments). The VIO scrolling func tions, VioScrollLf, VioScrollDn, VioScrollRt, and VioScrollUp, not only cause the frames to chase each other, they also leave a trail of each frame's color behind. Each chasing frame is managed by its own thread, thereby giving a visual confirmation to the reality of independent threads of execution. The threads share the code found in the box_thread function. Again the keyboard_thread function plays a role in terminating these threads. After servicing flicker_frames, the keyboard thread goes into a loop, blocking on keyboard input and ignoring all but the Esc key. When the Esc key is finally pressed, the keyboard thread will again set the done flag and terminate. This in turn notifies chasing_frames not to start any additional frames. It also notifies those frame threads that have already started to terminate themselves. If a frame thread is in the middle of scrolling around the screen, its sleeptime will fall to zero and it will race to the upper-right-hand corner of its current circuit. Then it will clear its own semaphore and terminate. As flicker_frames did before it, chasing_frames calls WaitForThreadDeath to wait until all the frame threads have died; it then returns to main. There is one catch to the way the keyboard thread works. The user must press the Esc key before the last chasing frame completes its final circuit. Otherwise, the keyboard thread will continue to block until the Esc key is pressed. The next section of the program assumes that the keyboard is available, so the keyboard thread must have terminated by that time. Unfortunately, there is no kernel routine for one thread to kill another. In any case, it would have made keyboard_thread even more complex to cause it to terminate some other way. The Video Configuration The next function called from main is displayconfig. This function calls get_user_name to prompt the user for his or her name. To do this, get_user_name displays a multicolored prompt, and below it, a highlighted input field delimited with two markers. It uses VioWrtCellStr, which writes a series of character-attribute cell combinations from those stored in the cellstr array to create the multicolored prompt. Then it calls VioWrtNCell, which can replicate a single cell, to create the field and markers. Finally, it restores the cursor, sets it to the beginning of the field, and calls the KBD routine, KbdStringIn, to read the user's name. After hiding the cursor, it returns the number of characters read by KbdStringIn. When displayconfig returns from get_user_name, it knows how long the user's name is, but it does not have the name itself. So it calls VioReadCharStr to read the characters directly from the screen. Next, it retrieves the video configuration with VioGetConfig, prints that information on the screen, and returns to main. Background Colors The togglebackground function illustrates the use of two other VIO services: VioReadCellStr and VioWrtNAttr. The former reads one or more cells from the screen. The Background function, which is called by togglebackground, uses it to retrieve the attribute of the character in the upper-left-hand corner of the screen. It then increments or decrements the attribute value (depending on the argument passed to it) and calls VioWrtNAttr to flood the screen with this attribute. Thus, togglebackground can prompt the user to use the arrow keys to increment or decrement the background color. Note that exactly which color it uses the first time depends on the color of the character in the upper-left-hand corner. This may have been set by one of the chasing frames. The Esc key is used to terminate the togglebackground function and return to main. An additional message (discussed below) is printed, warning the user to press only the Esc key while in graphics mode. Generating Graphics The last facet of VIO that HELLO1.C illustrates is how to generate graphics and create a pop-up program under OS/2. The graphics function changes the video mode to CGA graphics with a 320 by 200 resolution and writes a graphical Hi in magenta on a white field. The function creates a separate thread of execution, which saves and restores the screen before and after a screen switch (see the sidebar, "Direct Screen I/O and Graphics under VIO"). Finally, it waits for the user to press the Esc key to terminate. If, however, the user presses any key (other than Alt-Esc or Ctrl-Esc), a pop up will be generated that informs the user to press the Esc key. The graphics function works by first retrieving the current video mode information and changing the video mode parameters. It sets them to indicate a video mode of non-monochrome graphics, with four colors, 40 by 25 characters, and 320 by 200 pixels. Then it calls VioSetMode to change the video mode, followed by VioGetPhysBuf to retrieve a selector for the CGA video buffer. It then locks the screen with a call to VioScrLock. The function continues by creating a new thread that executes the SaveRestoreScreen function discussed below. It calls clear_graphics_screen to clear the screen and writes a large Hi in the middle of the screen. The screen write uses two loops to traverse a bitmap of character 1s and 0s (stored in the hi_bitmap array) and calls the putpixel function to write a magenta pixel whenever a 1 is encountered in the bitmap. You can get an idea of what this will look like by staring at the hi_bitmap array at the beginning of the listing and unfocusing your eyes slightly. Last of all, graphics calls VioScrUnLock to unlock the screen and goes into a loop. In the loop it calls KbdCharIn to block on keyboard input. If the Esc key is pressed, the function breaks out of the loop and returns to main. Otherwise, it calls VioPopUp to create a blank 80 by 25 text mode screen, prints a message, and waits for a single keystroke. Upon receiving the keystroke, the function calls VioEndPopUp to end the pop up and loop back to KbdCharIn. The graphics function illustrates two important points: how to generate graphics under OS/2 and how to save and restore the screen in graphics mode. When you run the program, try some screen switches and press the wrong key to generate the pop up. You will find that the warning message (at the end of togglebackground) not to press anything but Esc during the graphics display is a taunt to trick the user into generating the pop up. The SaveRestoreScreen function is called by OS/2 each time the wrong key is pressed to save or restore the graphics image and mode. SaveRestoreScreen starts by calling VioGetMode to save the current video mode information. Following that, it goes into a loop and immediately calls VioSavRedrawWait. This call registers the thread with OS/2, causing the thread to block until a screen switch of some kind occurs. At this point, it doesn't matter whether the user switches sessions (using Alt-Esc), brings up the Session Manager (with Ctrl-Esc), or presses an inappropriate key that causes the graphics function to generate a pop up. If you want a screen switch to takes place, OS/2 will activate the SaveRestoreScreen thread by returning from VioSavRedrawWait. Once SaveRestoreScreen returns from VioSavRedrawWait, it quickly saves the screen by copying the contents of the video screen to a buffer. If a screen restore has to take place, the function restores the screen by resetting the video mode and copying the buffer contents back to the video screen. The graphics function uses two support functions. The first, clear_graphics_screen, simply floods the pixels in the video buffer with FFH, turning them white. The second, putpixel, converts pixel row-column coordinates into pixel offsets and stuffs the color bits passed into the appropriate part of a byte into the video buffer. Terminating the Program The termination function completes HELLO1.C. It resets the screen rows to the original number (restoring the original video mode at the same time), calls Screen to restore the screen to its original state, and calls Cursor to restore the cursor. Finally, it calls DosExit to terminate the program. Here's a summary of how to run the program. The program goes through five stages: flickering frames, chasing frames, the name prompt, the configuration display, and graphics. The flickering frames will run indefinitely until Esc is pressed. The chasing frames will continue until the frames are exhausted, but for best results, terminate them before the last frame makes its way to the center. Since a chasing frame normally appears before its predecessor moves off the top line, it should be easy to identify. The number of frames is set in the initialization function and will vary on different video hardware. Once you have entered your name at the name prompt, you can use the Up and Down arrow keys to change the background color. You can continue indefinitely changing the background until you press Esc. When you press Esc, the graphics display will terminate. If you press any other keys, it will generate the pop-up screen. Try recompiling the program with the SaveRestoreScreen thread commented out. The graphics screen will be trashed to some degree if you switch screens without this thread operating. Finally, you may find it interesting to alter the sleeptime variables in the program. Three of these can be altered on the command line. The command line defaults are HELLO1 1 1500 1 which places a minimum of 1 millisecond between the activation of each flickering frame, 1500 milliseconds (1.5 seconds) between each chasing frame, and a 1 millisecond pause when a chasing frame returns to the upper-right-hand corner of its circuit. The most interesting results occur when using 0 instead of 1 and a low number (like 100) instead of 1500. Keep in mind, however, that 0 will cause the program to steal a lot of CPU time from other processes. But it's fun to watch the results. This concludes our examination of the OS/2 VIO subsystem. Additional functions and services, which are not essential to a typical OS/2 application but should be mentioned, are listed and briefly discussed in Figure 8. You are now ready to tackle VIO. In fact, you can even write some sophisticated applications. With a good feeling for VIO, you'll find the rest of the OS/2 API no more difficult than gaining knowledge of how and when to use the different services. This will become even more apparent in the next article in this series, which switches from visual output to keyboard and mouse control, and will explore the KBD and MOU subsystems. Direct Screen I/O and Graphics Under VIO The OS/2 VIO subsystem does not offer any facilities for a process to access the physical screen directly. This can pose problems if you are porting DOS applications that perform direct screen writes or generate graphics or if you are writing an OS/2 application that generates graphics without the use of Presentation Manager (PM). Fortunately, OS/2 offers two indirect means for accessing the physical screen, depending on the needs of the application. Direct Screen Writes in Text Mode OS/2 systems provide a logical video buffer (LVB) for each screen group, and all VIO services update the LVB. When a screen group is in the background, screen updates can take place without disrupting the screen of the foreground process. When a screen group is in the foreground, OS/2 duplicates VIO updates of the LVB in the physical video buffer (PVB). You can easily modify a DOS program that performs text mode direct screen writes to run under OS/2. To do this, however, it's essential that you change the code that updates the PC's video buffer to write to the LVB instead. First, you must call VioGetBuf to retrieve the address of the LVB of your program's screen group. Since the format of the LVB is identical to a PC's text mode video buffer, the direct screen write code remains largely intact--only the destination changes. Note that there is no need to include code that checks for horizontal retrace or that manipulates the video hardware. OS/2 will take care of these details for you. When you are finished updating the LVB, your program should call VioShowBuf to update the PVB from the LVB. VioShowBuf can update all or a portion of the LVB to the PVB. This indirect screen write process remains the same whether your program is in the foreground or background: OS/2 will only honor calls to VioShowBuf when the program is in the foreground and will ignore such calls when a program is in the background. OS/2 will, however, update the PVB from the LVB once the program is switched to the foreground again. Note that although your program only needs to call VioGetBuf once, when it begins, your program can (and should) call VioShowBuf as often as is necessary. VioShowBuf will do nothing while a process is in a background screen group. This is not a problem since OS/2 will update the PVB upon a screen switch. I should mention that VioShowBuf is very fast. I modified the Magma Systems ME Editor to perform screen paging by writing to the LVB and occasionally calling VioShowBuf. This improved the speed of screen page updates and made the calls to VioShowBuf appear every bit as fast as direct screen writes under DOS. VIO function calls in a foreground process automatically update both buffers, since they notify OS/2 that the PVB must be updated. You can see this for yourself by writing a piece of code that first writes some text directly to the LVB, then calls a VIO service routine to write additional text, which overwrites part of the text written in the first step. This updates the LVB and causes OS/2 to update the PVB. Finally, have the code call VioShowBuf or manually switch the program into the background and back again. Until the PVB is updated, only the output of step 2 will appear on the screen. The text written in step 2 that overlays the text written in step 1 will, however, survive the screen update after the call to VioShowBuf. This also illustrates that, in text mode, the LVB always contains the current visual state of an application. Going Around VIO to Generate Graphics Although it's relatively simple to perform direct screen writes in text mode, it's not as easy to work with graphics. Part of the problem is that you can't use the LVB, since it's only available for direct screen writes in text mode. Therefore, if your program is going to generate graphic images, you'll need to access the PVB directly. Fortunately, VIO has a mechanism that allows an application to step around it and manipulate the PVB directly. This makes it easier to port graphics applications from DOS and enables you to write OS/2 graphics applications without the complexity of PM programming. There are a few caveats to be aware of when writing to the PVB. First, a routine can only access one adapter and video mode at a time. To support several adapters in a graphics routine, you'll have to write code that can address each, making the code somewhat hardware dependent. Next, images drawn in the PVB by an application are lost when a screen switch takes place. As I said earlier, you can't use the LVB in graphics mode. Further, there is no built-in mechanism for saving the contents of the PVB when a screen switch takes place. Since it's not built in, you'll have to provide this mechanism yourself. If your program manipulates any of the video hardware, you'll also have to save that information when a screen switch takes place. Finally, an application that accesses the physical screen must run in its own screen group, so it will never run in a PM window. When run in the PM environment, PM gives the program its own full-screen window. If you want it to run in a PM window, you'll have to rewrite the program to take advantage of the PM graphic facilities. With these warnings in mind, there are two problems to solve when writing a program that generates graphics in a VIO context. How do you use the mechanism for obtaining access and writing to the physical screen? And how do you provide a facility to save and restore the screen before and after a screen switch? The Direct Screen Write Process First, consider how to access and write to the physical screen buffer. Your program should call VioSetMode to ensure that the display is in the correct graphics mode. Then you must obtain the address of the PVB by calling VioGetPhysBuf, which will return a selector that corresponds to the address of the physical buffer. When you're ready to write to the buffer, you must use VioScrLock to lock the screen so a background application will not &nb; as a matter of fact yes it is. there is no record of this stuff anymore. is it too important to be lost to the mists of time? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we are? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me progress bars on websites it still happens ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Creating a Virtual Memory Manager to Handle More Data in Your Applications Marc Adler The amount of memory that is available to a program under the Microsoft(R) OS/2 operating system is beginning to spoil many programmers. For example, when Magma's ME Programmer's Text Editor (not to be confused with the Microsoft Editor) was ported to OS/2, one of the advantages was the ability to easily edit files larger than the available memory. Going back to the DOS version of the editor, with its limited file size, became very difficult. To satisfy the desire to edit very large files under DOS, the DOS version of ME had to be enhanced. The logical way to do that was to design and build a virtual memory manager (VMM) that could handle the demand. Figure 1 lists the APIs for the VMM. The motivation for writing a virtual memory manager was enhanced by a desire to overcome the shortcomings of malloc, the staple function of the C run-time library. Different compiler manufacturers have implemented the C memory allocation functions in different ways, each implementation being equally mysterious to the average programmer. From a programming perspective, it is advantageous to take the mysteries out of malloc and to put the inner workings of a memory management function at programmers' fingertips, to be tinkered with in special situations and to be traced meaningfully with the Microsoft CodeView(R) debugger. Being able to do such tracing and tinkering might be very useful, for example, if one felt that a program had corrupted a chain of allocated blocks of memory. Finally, there was an overriding desire to ensure that ME would never again be limited by the amount of free memory left in a given system. Unbelievably, there are still people who are using 256Kb machines. The amount of memory that DOS itself takes up combined with both the memory used by terminate-and-stay-resident (TSR) programs and the huge size of the EXE files that make up today's major applications, severely limits the amount of space that can be allocated, even with 640Kb of memory. One specific goal in designing the virtual memory manager for the ME text editor was to keep it simple enough and general enough so that it could be used in any other application that needed memory management beyond what malloc offers. Since many people have installed additional memory boards in their systems, it was also desirable to be able to exploit the capabilities of expanded memory in the virtual memory manager. (Even though ME's virtual memory manager supports EMS, its implementation won't be covered here. Such an implementation, however, would be useful as an exercise for the reader.) The VMM must be compiled in large model. The reason is that we must remain consistent with the far pointer that we use and the pointers that some of the C library routines need (such as memset). A little work needs to be done if you would like to use the VMM under a different memory model. (The actual VMM source code listings, VM.H and VM.C, are available on MSJ's bulletin boards and are not included here due to space constraints--Ed.) Interspersed throughout the text will be comments about possible extensions you could implement to make the VMM more powerful. If you decide to implement any of the suggestions, I'd be interested in receiving changes, along with your comments about how they affected the performance of the VMM. They should be forwarded to the Technical Editor of Microsoft Systems Journal. (Interesting additions and comments may be published by MSJ in a future issue.--Ed.) Figure 1 VMInit Initializes the VMM. Must be called at the beginning of the application before any memory is requested. VMTerminate Shuts down the VMM. Call it at the end of your application. char far MemDeref(HANDLE h) Dereferences the object pointed to by handle h and returns the memory address of that object. HANDLE MyAlloc(unsigned size) Allocates size bytes from the VMM and returns a handle to that block. The block is also filled with zeros. MyFree(HANDLE h) Frees the memory block pointed to by handle h. SetVMPageSize(int kbytes) Sets the default page size to kbytes kilobytes. For instance, SetVMPageSize(16) sets the default page size to 16Kb. MakePageDirty(HANDLE h) Sets the dirty bit of the page that contains the memory block referenced by handle h. Initializing the VMM The first thing every program that uses the virtual memory manager must do is to initialize it. This is done simply by calling the function VMInit. The main job of VMInit is to create the swap file that is used when blocks of memory must be paged out to disk. VMInit will first check to see if the user defined an environment variable called METEMP. METEMP should contain the path name of where the swap file should go. If the METEMP variable is not defined, the swap file will be created in the current directory. The use of a user-definable destination for the swap file allows the user to take advantage of any RAMdisks that might be available. Swapping to a RAMdisk, of course, is significantly faster than swapping to a hard disk. You can set the METEMP variable with a line in your AUTOEXEC.BAT file that looks like this : set METEMP=[swap path] To create the name of the swap file, you use the mktemp function, which is part of the C run-time library. This function takes a single parameter, a string representing a file name template, and creates a unique file name from that template. In this case, the template that is used is VMXXXXXX. The mktemp function will replace the uppercase Xs with characters that would make the file name unique in the current directory. For instance, mktemp might return the string VM065291 to VMInit, and we would use that as the name of our swap file. At this point, I must confess that the virtual memory manager has one major limitation; the swap space is bounded by the available space on the swap disk (plus the amount of expanded memory that is free). A possible extension would be to allow the VMM to use multiple volumes when swapping, including swapping over a network to a totally different computer (such as a remote file server). If you do this, beware of the DOS limitation on the number of files that an application can have open simultaneously. Terminating the VMM Before terminating, an application must call VMTerminate to do some cleanup work. VMTerminate simply closes the swap file and deletes it. If you added routines to do performance analysis or to swap to multiple volumes, you might need to do some cleanup work at this point. Obtaining Memory The function that obtains memory from the VMM and returns it to the caller is MyAlloc. It replaces the standard call to malloc. Since the memory returned is zeroed out, MyAlloc can replace calloc as well. A single argument is passed to MyAlloc--the number of bytes needed--and a handle is returned. The word handle is becoming an increasingly popular term, mainly because of its frequent usage in Microsoft Windows. A handle is simply an identifier that is associated with a block of memory; it is used by the internal routines to identify an object. In the true spirit of data hiding, the value of a handle (also referred to as a magic cookie) will typically have no meaning to the application that uses the VMM. In the case of our VMM, a handle is an unsigned long quantity comprised of two parts. The upper 16 bits is the page number in which the block of memory is found, and the lower 16 bits constitutes the zero-based offset from the beginning of that page. For example, a handle whose value is 00030400H signifies that the memory block is located 400H bytes away from the beginning of the block allocated for page 3. Figure 2 illustrates this example. This design allows us to have at most 64Kb pages, each page containing as many as 64Kb of memory. Thus our VMM can access a total of more than 4Gb, well over the maximum size of the largest hard disk. The Structure of a Page As I stated earlier, MyAlloc expects a single argument that represents the amount of memory we want to allocate from the VMM. If we cannot find a page with enough free memory, a new page will be allocated. At this point, let's see what is in the PAGE data structure. You'll find the declaration of the PAGE data structure (shown in Figure 3) in the listing of VM.H. Since a block can reside anywhere in RAM, we need a field to hold its far address. A block can reside on disk, so we also need a field to hold the offset from the beginning of the swap file where the block is found. These two fields are called memaddr and diskaddr. In addition to these two fields, we have fields that contain the ID of the page (a unique integer), the size of the page (in case we modify the VMM to deal with different sized pages), a bit mask to represent the status of the page (if it's in memory, on disk, or both, and whether the page is dirty), the offset to the first free byte in the page (used for implementing a linked list of free blocks within the page), and the clock for the least recently used (LRU) swapping algorithm. We also have fields for the number of free bytes within the page and the size of the largest free block of contiguous memory. These two fields can be used in conjunction, in the event we modify the VMM to do true compaction of free blocks. The amount of space allocated for a page should be a power of 2. With careful experimentation, you might optimize the performance for your application. A routine known as SetVMPageSize is provided that allows the application to set the page size from within your application. It should be called directly after VMInit. If you decide to alter the default size of a page, then you must call SetVMPageSize only once within your application, and the call should be made before any pages are actually allocated. The reason for this is that the swapping algorithm thinks that each page is the same size. We use a default size of 4Kb for each page; however, in the version that uses expanded memory, the page size is increased to 16Kb to match the size of an expanded memory page. Within each page, a linked list of the free blocks within that page is maintained. This list is defined by the FREEINFO structure. Each free block (and allocated block) has a header that records the number of bytes in the block and the offset to the next free block in the page. A block that has the value of FFFFH in its offset field is the last block in the chain. This linked list is a simple one with no implicit ordering of blocks. We will talk about enhancing this list when we discuss the freeing of blocks. Figure 4 shows an example of a typical chain of free blocks. When MyAlloc is called, we search the page list for the first page with the necessary amount of contiguous free bytes. The function that handles this search is FindNContigBytesFree. Precedence is given to pages that are already in memory, but if there are no pages in memory that contain the needed bytes, we look for the first disk-based page that has the free space. If there are no pages either on disk or in memory that have a sufficient number of contiguous bytes free, we allocate a new page and return its address. The AllocPage routine is responsible for allocating space for a new page header and for the associated buffer. Back in MyAlloc, we have a pointer to a page with the necessary number of bytes free, and we are assured that the page is in conventional memory. We then traverse the list of free blocks within that page and stop when we find the first block with the necessary free bytes. The block is zeroed out and the handle is returned to the calling routine. Figure 3 typedef struct page { struct page next; / chain to next free page in list / char far memaddr; / memory address of the page block / unsigned long diskaddr; / disk address of the page block / PAGEID id; / page identifier / unsigned long LRUcount; / least-recently-used count / unsigned pagesize; / how many bytes is this page / unsigned freebyte; / index of 1st free byte in page / unsigned bytesfree; / # of bytes free in this page / unsigned maxcontigfree; / max # of contiguous free bytes / unsigned flags; #define PAGE_IN_MEM 0x0001 #define PAGE_ON_DISK 0x0002 #define IS_DIRTY 0x0004 #define SET_PAGE_DIRTY(p) ((p)-]flags &pipe;= IS_DIRTY) #define NON_SWAPPABLE 0x0008 #define PAGE_IN_EMM 0x0010 } PAGE; Swapping Pages In this version of the VMM, a call is made to the Microsoft C library routine, _dos_allocmem, to allocate memory for a page. This routine is really a front end for the main DOS memory allocation service (Int 21H, function 48H). Using the DOS memory functions lets us totally bypass the malloc family found in the C run-time library. (Actually, each page header is allocated using malloc, but we can choose to use DOS memory for this if we want.) We continue to use _dos_allocmem to grab space for a page until we run out of memory. At this point, we have a page header allocated for the new page but no block of memory allocated for its data. What we need to do is borrow the memory used by a previously allocated page. But before that can be done, we must save that page's data somewhere. Then the new page can use that page's block of memory to store its own data in. This process is called swapping or paging. How do we know just where in the swap file the old page's contents should be stored? The array VMFile.slottable contains a map of which sectors of the swap file are used by which pages. A NULL entry for a sector means that the sector is free. When we swap a page to disk for the first time, we search the slot table for the first NULL entry and then write the page to the corresponding sector. The remaining question is, How do we determine which page to swap out to disk? If we have a bad algorithm for choosing the swappable page, we can run into a hideous phenomenon know as thrashing. If a VMM thrashes, it is spending an inordinate amount of time swapping pages between disk and memory. That can happen if we choose to swap out a frequently referenced page. For our swapping algorithm, we use the old, time-tested least recently used algorithm. In order to implement the algorithm, we must keep a clock which is incremented every time a page is accessed. Each page has a variable which records the time when it was last accessed. To find the LRU page, we just scan the page list for the page with the minimum clock time and return a pointer to that page. A possible enhancement to the VMM is to implement a means of making certain important pages nonswappable. For instance, instead of using malloc to allocate the headers for each page as we do now, we could allocate memory from the VMM for them. However, it would be disastrous if the page headers were swapped out to disk! In this case, we might use a nonswappable page to hold the headers and other important system information. The LRU algorithm would require a simple modification that would tell it not to consider pages marked as nonswappable. Another possible enhancement is to keep the list of pages in a doubly linked list rather than a singly linked one and to maintain a pointer to the tail of the list. Since we move a page to the head of the page list whenever we access that page, we will be guaranteed that the least recently used page will be at the tail of the list. Using this method, we find the LRU page merely by looking at the tail; we don't need to implement a clock for the LRU algorithm, and we don't have to allocate a counter for each page in the system. A Perfect Fit? The method of allocation followed here is called the first fit approach. It's given that name because we stop our search at the first block that fits the criterion, that is, the first block that has enough contiguous bytes free. Another popular approach is called best fit; we traverse the entire free list in search of a block with the smallest size that satisfies our criterion. A third method is called next fit; we remember the position the last block that was allocated came from, and the next time we search for a free block, we start at that spot. The first fit method has the advantage of taking less time to find the proper memory block, and best fit has the advantage of reducing fragmentation (if you use one of the methods of reducing fragmentation discussed below). Fragmentation of memory is a major concern when designing a memory manager. It is caused when you allocate part of a memory block that has more free bytes than you really need: part of that block will be allocated and the remainder will be put back onto the free list; however, if the remaining block is too small for any subsequent allocation request, it may never be allocated. For example, let's say that I need a block of 24 free bytes, and after searching the chain of free blocks, I come to a block that has 32 bytes free. I will allocate 24 bytes out of that block and leave a block of 8 bytes on the free list. This free block is probably too small to satisfy any future allocation request, so it will remain forever on the free list. That may not seem so bad, except that the memory manager will still have to examine the block whenever it searches the free list; multiply this example by the thousands of memory requests that a typical application might make and you'll see why fragmentation is a severe problem. Figure 5 illustrates a graphic representation of fragmentation. A simple way of solving fragmentation problems is to round off an allocation request to a higher number; the excess bytes will be included in the free block that we return to the application. For the example above, I might use the simple heuristic of rounding off all allocations to the nearest power of 2. If I ask for 24 bytes, and I come upon a block of 32 bytes, then I will return the entire block to the application. Although 8 bytes may never be used, I will not have a small block floating about in the free list. Another solution is to perform periodic garbage collection and periodic compaction on the memory blocks, an approach we will also consider. Dereferencing Handles You will recall that the handle to a memory block is merely an identifier that tells the VMM how to reference that block; the application does not really know what memory address the handle points to. Once an application obtains a handle to a memory object, it has to go through a dereferencing step in order to use the memory block that the handle refers to. Remember, too, that a handle is an unsigned long value that comprises the page identifier and the offset within that page. The function MemDeref must be called whenever you need to transform a handle into a memory address. For example, if we wanted to copy the string XYZ into an allocated memory block, we must write the following code: #include "vm.h" HANDLE h; char far s; / Note--this assumes large memory model / if ((h = MyAlloc(4)) = (HANDLE) NULL) / perform error processing / if ((s = MemDeref(h)) ! NULL) strcpy(s, "XYZ"); MemDeref simply breaks the handle into its constituent parts, searches for the page with the ID contained in the handle, swaps the page into memory if necessary, adds the base memory address of the page with the offset of the block that the handle specifies, and returns a pointer to the memory address. One nice thing that MemDeref also does is to move the referenced page to the front of the linked list of pages that are currently in use. The VMM assumes a locality of reference within an application--that is, once a page is referenced, it will continue to be referenced in the application's surrounding code. Moving the newly referenced page to the front of the page list reduces the time needed to traverse the page list for subsequent searches for that page. Touching a Page If you look carefully at the code for the WritePage function, you'll notice that a page will get written to disk only if it's currently in memory and if the page has been modified since it was allocated or last written to disk. If the same image of a page exists both in memory and in the swap file, there is no need to perform the actual write to disk. The VMM includes a routine that sets the dirty bit of the page that contains a referenced memory block. The MakePageDirty function takes a single argument, the handle of a memory block, and searches for the page corresponding to that block. When that page is located, its dirty bit is set. This scheme ensures that when we modify a certain portion of memory, the associated page will be swapped properly when memory begins to run low. Referring to the example above, if we wanted to change the bytes pointed to by handle h to the string ABC, we would need to do the following : s = MemDeref(h); strcpy(s, "ABC"); MakePageDirty(h); Freeing a Memory Block When a memory block is no longer needed, we call the MyFree routine to release it back into the memory pool. MyFree takes a single argument--the handle to the memory block that we will release. To release a memory block, we simply place it on the page's linked list of free blocks and increase the number of free bytes within that page. What makes the operation a little more complicated is the fact that we would like to examine the blocks adjacent to the newly freed block, and if they are free, coalesce them with the newly freed block. When coalescing is done, our most important statistic, the number of contiguous free bytes, also increases. To increase how quickly we traverse the linked list of free blocks and to help us examine adjacent blocks, we keep the list sorted by the blocks' offsets. When we free a block, we traverse the list until we find a free block whose offset is greater than that of the newly freed block. Then we insert the newly freed block in the list before this block. Figure 6 illustrates a typical coalescing action. The astute reader will notice that although the user can theoretically request up to 64Kb of memory (the maximum value of the argument to MyAlloc), the amount of memory requested is limited to the size of the page block. To accommodate this limit, we can modify the VMM to dynamically modify the basic page block size if a request comes in that is too large. The Double Indirection Method Earlier, we alluded to the fact that periodic compaction of the memory blocks would reduce fragmentation in our VMM. Before compaction, the free blocks are intermingled with the allocated blocks, and the free list must be traversed in order to locate a block with the desired amount of contiguous bytes free. After compaction, all the allocated blocks are pushed to one side of the page, and a single large free block is created out of the remaining space. When we look for a free block to allocate, there is only one block to examine in the page. Compaction presents one major problem, however. If we move an allocated block to another position in memory, we must modify all our application's variables that point to that block to point to the new place in memory. But how does the memory manager know which variables point to that memory block? To solve this problem, we use a scheme known as double indirection. Double indirection has been made popular by the memory managers of both the Macintosh(R) and of Microsoft Windows. When an application requests a block of memory, we will return not a pointer to that block, but a pointer to a pointer to that block. This is illustrated in Figure 7. Figure 8 illustrates what happens when we compact a number of memory blocks. Even though the blocks shift in memory, the pointers to the blocks remain stationary. Since all our application knows about are the indirect pointers, and since the position of those pointers doesn't change, the memory manager does not have to alert the application when the compaction operation occurs. Everything is totally invisible to the application. (Actually, in Microsoft Windows Version 2.x, an application can choose to be alerted when allocated blocks are moved by specifying the GMEM_NOTIFY flag in the call to GlobalAlloc.) As you can see from the diagrams in Figures 7 and 8, the double indirection method requires one extra memory reference in order to dereference a memory handle. However, with the speed of modern day CPUs increasing yearly, the extra memory reference is not as much of a problem as it used to be. If you consider the reduction of time involved in searching the free list, and also take into account the elimination of fragmentation, you'll see why the designers of Windows chose the doubly indirect way of doing these things. The McBride Allocator Let's take a brief look at another virtual memory management package, VMEM by Blake McBride. VMEM (see Figure 9), which also comes with full source code, uses the double indirection method to achieve high performance. Although it does not support expanded memory at this time, it compensates for this deficiency by allowing compaction of the swap file. It also uses one of the enhancements that was mentioned above--it maintains the virtual memory objects on a doubly linked list so that there is always a pointer to the least recently used object. The user has a choice of two methods of swap file compression. Using the first method, all objects are moved to the beginning of the swap file, so that one large hole remains at the end. The second method uses two swap files; all allocated objects are copied from the first swap file to a newly created second swap file, then the original swap file is deleted. Although both methods produce the same results, each method has an important advantage. With the single file method, even though the allocated blocks have been moved, the size of the swap file will never decrease. With the dual-file method, you need twice the disk storage during the compression operation. VMEM also has the ability to save and restore entire virtual memory images to and from disk. This capability is ideal if, for example, you'd like to save the entire state of the virtual memory system, release the memory back to DOS, shell out a large program (like a compiler), and restore the state of the system when the shelled program is completed. A study of the VMEM API will reveal that you have a bit more control over the operating parameters with VMEM than you do with our simple memory allocator. The API lets you choose whether you want to clear the memory when you allocate, set the dirty bit of a block when you deference that block, and directly change some of the important operating parameters of VMEM. Using a VMM as a replacement for heap-based allocation gives an application more flexibility in dealing with huge amounts of data. I believe that virtual memory is best done at the operating system level (for example, using Microsoft OS/2) and kept invisible from all applications in the system. But since a large part of the market is, and will remain for some time to come, firmly entrenched in the DOS world, virtual memory managers are still needed. In the future, all operating systems will have built-in virtual memory and will make use of the dedicated memory management chips produced by semiconductor vendors like Intel and Motorola. Let's hope that that day is not too far away. Figure 9 char far VM_addr(VMPTR_TYPE voh, int dirty, int fFreeze) Dereferences the memory handle voh. The variable dirty should not be zero if you are going to change the contents of the memory block. fFreeze is not zero if the block's position in memory should be frozen. VMPTR_TYPE VM_alloc(long size, int fClear) Allocates size bytes from the memory pool. If fClear is not zero, the memory block will be cleared to zeros. VM_dcmps Initiates compression of the swap file. The compression method may be selected with VM_parm. int VM_dump(char filename) Dumps the entire contents of the VM system to the disk file filename. Returns 0 if the dump was successful, nonzero if not. void VM_end Terminates VMEM. The swap file is deleted, but real memory is not released back to the operating system. void VM_fcore Same as VM_end, except that all real memory is returned to the operating system. void VM_free(VMPTR_TYPE voh) Frees the object referenced by handle voh. int VM_rest(char filename) int VM_frest(char filename) Restores the VMM to a previous state that was saved by VM_dump. The main difference between VM_rest and VM_frest is that the VM_rest will read in the memory blocks only as they are needed and is therefore much faster than VM_frest. int VM_init Initializes VMEM. void VM_parm(long rmmax, long rmasize, double rmcompf, long dmmfree, int dmmfblks, int dmctype) Sets various VMEM parameters. Used to fine-tune the system. The arguments are the following: rmmax -- maximum amount of real memory that VMEM will request rmasize -- minimum amount of real memory that VMEM will request rmcompf -- real memory compression factor dmmfree -- determines when automatic swap file compression occurs dmmfblks -- another method used to determine when swap file compression occurs dmmctype -- type of swap file compression used VMPTR_TYPE VM_realloc(VMPTR_TYPE voh, long newsize) Reallocates the memory block pointed to by voh and returns a handle to the new block. long VM_stat Used to obtain various statistics about the current state of VMEM. Using the OS/2 Environment to Develop DOS and OS/2 Applications Richard Hale Shaw You've been thinking of switching to an OS/2 system for applications development but don't know where to start. You've bought an OS/2 system and aren't sure how to install and configure it for programming. Its multitasking, multithreaded capabilities intrigue you but seem formidable. Well, they are a bit formidable. OS/2 offers significant productivity gains whether you're developing software for either DOS or OS/2, but it demands that you rethink many of the programming assumptions you made when writing DOS applications. This article will help you get started. First, we'll investigate OS/2 as a program development environment: its hardware and software requirements, installing and configuring OS/2, and utilizing multiple sessions for program development. In subsequent articles we'll study the OS/2 application program interface (API), in particular the Video Input/Output (VIO), Keyboard (KBD), and Mouse (MOU) subsystems by writing useful programs that rely on them. We'll learn to write bound applications for both real and protected mode, and wrap up by putting together the key ideas into a real and useful OS/2 application. This series of articles assumes a working knowledge of C and DOS, but not OS/2. Our goal is to develop several programs and tools that will help to instill a working knowledge of the OS/2 API and some of the issues critical to writing OS/2 applications. You will need a C compiler, the Microsoft(R) OS/2 Programmer's Toolkit, and an OS/2 system. By the time we finish you'll be ready to consider the next level of programming the Presentation Manager. What are the Benefits? It's well known that OS/2 operates in the protected mode of the Intel(R) 80286 processor the 80386 also supports 286 protected mode and, of course, you can use OS/2 to develop protected-mode programs. But there are also advantages to using OS/2 as a host development environment for applications that run in MS-DOS(R) 8086/8088 real mode. Probably the most immediate benefit of OS/2 is the ability to use multiple program development sessions. Each program can run as an independent process under OS/2, which gives the program its own screen group or session, and also endows each session with a logical keyboard and console interface. OS/2 ties these to the real keyboard and video screen when the process is running in the foreground. Processes running in the background continue uninterrupted unless awaiting keyboard input (which they can get when switched back into the foreground). As a result, most of the mundane tasks done while writing and developing a program, including tasks that tie up specific machine resources, may be carried out more efficiently in multiple program sessions. Compiling a program or grepping for program references, for instance, can run in a session that you switched into the background. This leaves you free to pursue other tasks, such as editing another part of the program or compiling a different program altogether. With the OS/2 multisession environment, you can dedicate a session to each facet of program development. It's possible to create separate sessions for the program editor, the compiler or assembler, for utilities, the debugger, and the program test environment. Or, you might create a session whose sole purpose is to act as a convenient, readily-available command prompt, for running utilities and copying disks (you can even relegate disk formatting to the background). You need not exit or terminate your program editor to start the compilation of a source code module. Nor must you terminate a debugging session in order to look up a source code reference with your editor. Since each OS/2 session contains its own independent environment, prompt, path, and screen configuration, you can customize a session and tailor it to the tasks which are to run in it. For example, you can set a compiler session's path and environment variables for library and source file searches, and optimize them to most quickly navigate the appropriate directories. You can create a program editor session which only allows the editor to know (via environment variables) about a specific set of files and directories, and which would differ from a session used for testing a new program. Creating several sessions to perform different tasks is easy under OS/2; in fact, it's addictive. Using the same tricks that were available under MS-DOS (a few simple tools and ANSI environment strings), you can configure the command prompt, screen colors, and screen modes for each session independently. Thus, you can readily identify each, even when rapidly switching from one session to another. For example, a compilation session might be set to a 43-line screen mode with a dark background and highlighted prompt. This would allow a quick perusal of compiler warning and error messages when switching between sessions, and it can make it easier to discern the progress of a compiler session when processing a large number of files. Or, the command-prompt session described above might be a stark black-on-white. Under OS/2 you can dedicate a separate session to each program that needs a unique environment (the concept of the "environment" takes on a meaning more akin to that in UNIX(R) operating environments). In fact, it's not unusual to run two different compilers at once. Running multiple editing sessions can further enhance your productivity. Most contemporary program editors boast the ability to display and edit multiple files in multiple windows. By creating more than one editing session, you can literally double or triple the number of files that can be displayed or edited at a time, and you can do so without cluttering the screen. To take this a step further, I've found it useful to actually edit, compile, and debug two entirely different programs simultaneously. Although it might seem counterproductive, this is helpful when one of the programs is exceptionally large (over 100Kb) and takes an inordinate amount of time to compile and link, in which case there is plenty of time to switch one compilation session into the background and edit or test a completely different program in the foreground. While foreground sessions get priority attention from the CPU under OS/2, you'll be amazed how quickly a well- behaved OS/2 application will run in the background. (The definition of a "well-behaved" OS/2 application will become evident over the course of the next few articles in this series. Ed.) The DOS Session OS/2 can be configured to create a special real-mode session that supports a hybrid version of MS-DOS 3.x, known alternately as the Compatibility Box or the DOS session. This session is only active as a foreground process (that is, when displayed on the screen). It's frozen in the background whenever you switch to another session and OS/2 returns the processor to protected mode. To programs running in the DOS session, the operating environment appears to be DOS, although OS/2 keeps some control over the machine. Since the processor runs the DOS session in real mode, the "fast and loose" DOS operating environment is still available, making it possible for a DOS program running in the DOS session to abuse it and cause problems with even greater ramifications than under normal DOS. Further, some tools behave acceptably under DOS but may not under OS/2. A number of program editors, for instance, poll the keyboard continuously in order to speedily process keyboard input. This is fine in a single-tasking environment like DOS. Under OS/2 these applications can bring the system to its knees; by directly polling the hardware from the DOS session, they force the CPU to assign them too many time slices. Thus, while they remain speedy, the lack of CPU attention given elsewhere can slow background processes (such as a program compile) to a crawl. A well-written OS/2 editor will create a thread to get keyboard input. Since OS/2 knows which screen group "owns" the thread, it will "block" the thread until keyboard input is available for it. Thus other processes will proceed normally (whether in the background or the foreground), getting their appropriate share of CPU time. While the DOS session facilitates the move to OS/2, product development is far easier when you have tools that run in, and take advantage of, OS/2's multitasking environment. For instance, if you have a UNIX-like grep command that only runs under DOS, you will only be able to run it in the DOS session, and it will be frozen whenever the DOS session is pushed into the background. If such a command were written for OS/2, it would not only continue to run in a background OS/2 session, but you could have it take advantage of threads multitasking within the process itself by assigning, for example, one thread to open and search a file, and another to write the results to the output. It will not only cooperate with other OS/2 processes competing for CPU attention and machine resources, but it will also be significantly more efficient than its single thread DOS counterpart. While the DOS session can provide almost a full 640Kb DOS environment, the limitations of trying to debug and run large programs under it are the same as those found under MS-DOS 3.x. It may be impossible to debug a program with Microsoft CodeView(R) debugger in the DOS session if the program is too large, or if too many modules are compiled for debugging. This is never an issue, however, when debugging large programs with the protected-mode version of CodeView, due to OS/2's virtual memory. Startup Requirements Now that you've decided to develop programs under OS/2, what do you really need in order to get started? And what fits in that special "it would sure be great if I could afford it" category? Our goal is to become as proficient as possible at writing OS/2 applications. However, there really are two ways to get there, one sufficient and one preferred. It's not unlike the difference between flying coach and first class. The sufficient method includes everything necessary to successfully write OS/2 programs. Preferred (or first class) is definitely more expensive but it can make the difference between getting up and running, and getting up and running very quickly. Either way, to run and utilize OS/2 you need a machine with at least an Intel 80286 or 80386 CPU; 2.5Mb of RAM; 20Mb of disk space; a high-density disk drive (either a 1.44 megabyte 3.5" or a 1.2 megabyte 5.25"); and, of course, a video monitor and keyboard. The following hardware is preferred (and will immediately prove valuable): 3+ megabytes of RAM; 40+ megabytes of disk space; IBM(R) EGA, VGA, or 100 percent compatible display adapter (the EGA adapter should have 128Kb of RAM); and a mouse. When it comes to software, the choices are far more varied. To adequately develop programs under OS/2, you'll need the following tools: a compiler (C, Pascal, etc.) that provides OS/2 support; an assembler; a protected- mode linker; a protected-mode program editor; a protected-mode debugger; other utilities such as make, grep, etc.; OS/2 Version 1.0 (Version 1.1, which includes the Presentation Manager, will do, but it's not necessary to get started). As you're probably aware, most of the Microsoft languages already offer versions that will produce protected-mode executables. This includes Microsoft C Optimizing Compiler Version 5.1, a "bound" application capable of producing programs that run under both operating environments (that is, it runs in either real or protected mode). If you are an experienced C programmer, you'll have a number of assembly language subroutines. Microsoft Macro Assembler Version 5.1 (MASM) will fill the bill for an assembler (like C 5.1, it is a bound application). The new Microsoft incremental linker, LINK4, which can incrementally (and therefore more quickly) link object files to produce an executable for either OS/2 or DOS, is included with both Microsoft C 5.1 and MASM 5.1. The Microsoft Editor, a powerful protected-mode program editor, is also included with both MASM and Microsoft C. I should mention, however, that other excellent protected-mode editors, such as Lugaru's Epsilon(TM) and the ME Editor from Magma Systems are now available or beginning to appear. Toolkit or SDK? Microsoft offers two ways of getting the necessary tools for OS/2 program development. The Microsoft OS/2 Software Development Kit, known as SDK (see "Exploring the OS/2 SDK"), offers a comprehensive collection of virtually every tool needed, from OS/2 (Versions 1.0 and 1.1 the latter including Presentation Manager and LAN Manager) to the C compiler and assembler, to utilities, etc. This is the preferred package but the cost of the SDK ($3,000) can be prohibitive to the individual programmer or developer. The alternative is to purchase each individual tool you need. MSJ readers who already own the most recent versions of Microsoft C and/or MASM have a head start, since many of the other required tools come with the products. These, plus OS/2 itself, are adequate for developing OS/2 programs. You will also need to purchase the Microsoft OS/2 Programmer's Toolkit (PTK). The PTK (see "Exploring the OS/2 Programmer's Toolkit"), which is also included in the SDK, contains many of the essential tools and example programs found in the SDK most importantly the complete Programmer's Reference guide to all of the OS/2 API calls. If you don't expect to develop Presentation Manager or LAN Manager applications right away (a reasonable expectation if you are just getting started), you might consider purchasing the PTK as a less expensive (about $300) alternative to the SDK, in addition to the other required tools. Note that the PTK requires a high-level language compiler (such as C 5.1), an editor, and OS/2 itself. Installing OS/2 Once you're ready to install OS/2, you'll encounter a number of options, primarily hinging on whether you already have MS-DOS on the machine on which you're installing OS/2. These options let you: . Default to booting OS/2 (boot DOS from a floppy). . Default to booting DOS (boot OS/2 from a floppy). . Have the system prompt you for which operating system to run at boot time. (Dual-boot mode, available with early SDK versions of OS/2 and some other manufacturers' versions for example, Zenith's; the operating system can be booted from the hard disk.) If you expect to rarely boot DOS again, the first option might be a viable one. The last option is usually the most convenient. Keep in mind that the DOS session will still be available to you when OS/2 is running; the option only refers to booting either MS-DOS 3.x or later or OS/2 from the hard disk. Not all versions of OS/2 provide a dual-boot mode option of installation, and dual-boot will not be supported in retail versions of OS/2 sold by IBM. For the sake of simplicity, I will assume you want to install OS/2 on your MS-DOS development machine, and still be able to run MS-DOS free and clear of OS/2-in other words, the dual-boot installation option. In actuality, it doesn't matter which installation method is chosen-whichever is handiest should be the guiding line. While there may be other steps involved, depending on the number and size of the hard disks in your system, installing OS/2 basically involves booting the OS/2 Installation Disk and answering a few questions. (It's infinitely less complex than installing C 5.1, with its plethora of options.) The installation program will prompt you for other disks as needed. And that's it. If you install OS/2 to include the dual-boot option, then the installation program reconfigures the boot sector of your drive. Once you reboot after successfully installing OS/2, the following message will appear on your screen: Boot: Enter=OS/2, ESC=DOS That's all that it takes to choose between OS/2 and DOS. If you chose to install OS/2 from either the hard disk or a floppy, then obviously OS/2 will come up directly. Exploring the OS/2 Files As you start exploring your system after installing OS/2, you'll find a number of changes. First of all, you'll find some additions to the subdirectory structure in the root of your boot drive, as shown in the diagram in Figure 1. Each directory has a specific use and meaning as indicated. It is possible that this directory structure may change somewhat in the future, but as it stands, it serves our purposes for discussion in this article. The installation program places a number of files in the root directory of your boot drive, or in one of the subdirectories mentioned above. While quite a few of these are OS/2 utilities (see "An OS/2 Command Reference"), a number are worth noting. First you'll find two hidden files, as in DOS environments: OS2BIO.COM and OS2DOS.COM. (Note the DOS hidden files, IBMBIO.COM and IBMDOS.COM, are untouched.) These will always be in the root directory if dual-boot mode was selected. Retail releases of OS/2, however, may have different names for these hidden system files. The next few changes are especially meaningful in light of what I said earlier about peaceful coexistence between DOS and OS/2. CONFIG.OS2 is similar to the CONFIG.SYS found under MS-DOS (see "Configuring OS/2"). OS/2 processes it at system startup. If you are not using the dual- boot mode, this file would be called CONFIG.SYS under OS/2. STARTUP.CMD is OS/2's counterpart to the MS-DOS AUTOEXEC.BAT. It is processed after CONFIG.SYS and lets you start other programs and processes and further modify the OS/2 environment. OS2INIT.CMD is the batch file that is run whenever you initiate a new protected-mode session, and its commands execute at the start of each session. AUTOEXEC.OS2, like AUTOEXEC.BAT its MS-DOS counterpart, runs upon initiation of the real-mode session and is used to configure the environment of the DOS session. This file retains its AUTOEXEC.BAT filename under OS/2 when the dual-boot mode is not used. Two of these files are OS/2 batch files. OS/2 requires that batch files have a CMD extension to distinguish them from their DOS counterparts. The following are among the remaining files added by the installation program, and require special note: CMD.EXE is the OS/2 command interpreter (akin to COMMAND.COM under MS-DOS). HARDERR.EXE is the OS/2 critical error handler. PMSHELL.EXE is the Presentation Manager Task Manager (for OS/2 Version 1.1). SHELL.EXE is the OS/2 Program Selector (for OS/2 Version 1.0). SWAPPER.DAT is the OS/2 virtual memory swap file. SWAPPER.EXE is the OS/2 virtual memory manager. Configuring OS/2 There are several ways to configure OS/2 via CONFIG.OS2 (see "Configuring OS/2"). You'll want to have loaded the appropriate device drivers (via DEVICE=), and you'll want paths to both the real-mode command processor (SHELL= as under MS-DOS) and to the protected-mode command processor. The latter usually appears as shown in Figure 2A. SHELL.EXE is the OS/2 Program Selector (provided with OS/2 Version 1.0), and CMD.EXE is the OS/2 command processor. Since one of SHELL.EXE's arguments is CMD.EXE, the former will use the latter for loading and running programs. In order to cover all bases, I should mention that SDKs shipped at the time of this writing (October, 1988) include installation programs for a beta version of Presentation Manager, which is included in OS/2 Version 1.1. The prerelease of the PM Shell is relatively functional, and if you install its Program Starter and Task Manager (both are PM's alternative to the Program Selector), your PROTSHELL entry will probably look like that shown in Figure 2B. In addition, the following are "musts" if you're going to use OS/2 for program development: . Use the OS/2 disk cache to gain a performance advantage. This is done by placing DISKCACHE=x into CONFIG.OS2, where x is the size in kilobytes of the disk cache. I recommend at least 256 (on a development machine with 2.5 meg of RAM). . To run the protected-mode version of CodeView, you will need IOPL=YES in CONFIG.OS2, which gives additional IO data privileges to programs like CodeView. . If you plan to use or create dynamic-link libraries, you should have LIBPATH=path, where path points to the location of DLLs (the installation program will take care of this for you in most versions). . If you want to conserve memory when the DOS session is unnecessary, set PROTECTONLY=YES in CONFIG.OS2. This prevents the DOS session from being allocated or run, even though you might have a SHELL= statement designating the real-mode command processor. As an alternative, you can keep the DOS session available but limit the memory allocated to it via RMSIZE=x, where x is the total memory up to 640Kb that can be allocated to it. . If you're running processes with a lot of threads, you can increase the number of threads available from OS/2 with THREADS=x, where x is the total number of threads available. Keep in mind that there is a slight memory overhead relative to the total number of threads allocated. RUN and START OS/2 lets you prestart programs via the RUN or START commands. RUN is a directive placed in CONFIG.OS2 that lets OS/2 initiate a program or process. For example, the line shown in Figure 2C will run the OS/2 print spooler when OS/2 is done processing CONFIG.OS2. Since CONFIG.OS2 lets you have more than one RUN statement in it, you can initiate a number of processes directly from CONFIG.OS2. One limitation to RUN, however, is that it is not capable of running CMD files-so that while you can run a program directly, you can't configure its environment. You get around this by running the CMD file as an argument to the OS/2 command processor, CMD.EXE. Thus, you could use a line like that in Figure 2D to start a process that needs a CMD file to initialize its environment. Alternatively, you could use the START command. START lets you initiate another session from the OS/2 command line. If you wanted to create a CMD file that initiated several processes (without having to initiate each one from the Program Selector), the CMD file might contain the lines shown in Figure 2E. If you are going to regularly start a series of programs, the preferred method is to place the START commands in STARTUP.CMD. Switching Programs Getting around in OS/2 is easy. You can press Ctrl-Esc at any time to bring up the Program Selector (the Task Manager under PM), which displays a configurable list of programs to initiate, and a list of sessions already active. You then select the session you wish to switch to, or the process you wish to start. Personally, I find it's easiest to switch between active sessions by pressing Alt-Esc. This lets you rapidly "hot-key" from session to session until you reach the one you want to work with. There is very little delay in this method even if you are hot-keying across the DOS session, regardless of the hardware you're using. This is fairly rapid on a 10 MHz 286 machine with 2.5Mb of memory and over a half-dozen sessions running, and it's especially fast when you consider the overhead that OS/2 imposes on the processor when switching from protected mode to real mode and back. Yet this is exactly what happens when you hot-key from a protected- mode session to the DOS session to another protected-mode session with Alt- Esc. Using OS/2 Once you have OS/2 up and running you can start exploring some of its advantages over DOS. As shown in "An OS/2 Command Reference," a number of carry-over commands from DOS have been enhanced to accept multiple arguments. In addition, some of the substitution facilities that were available only in BAT files under DOS are available on the command line under OS/2. If the environment has this entry: LIB=c:MSCOS2LIB followed by the command CD %LIB% then it would change to the MSCOS2LIB directory on the C: drive. Under DOS, this would only have worked in a BAT file. Another convenience is the DETACH command. DETACH lets you initiate a background process from the command line. For instance, DIR &pipe; SORT > dsort.txt initiates a process that runs DIR, pipes the result to SORT, and redirects the output to a file. So, DETACH DIR &pipe; SORT > dsort.txt places the entire process in a background session. DETACH always assumes that the process it runs does not require any keyboard input. After initiating the process, DETACH prints the process' ID for the task and returns to the process that started it in this case, the OS/2 command line. Thus, it's easy to relegate complex tasks to the background and let the user proceed as usual. Another advantage becomes apparent whenever you need to perform an OS/2 command line operation while running a program. You can always Ctrl-Esc to the Program Selector to bring up another OS/2 command line. This is especially convenient when you need to format floppy disks or delete some files without leaving a program. The formatting, once started, will proceed smoothly in the background after you Alt-Esc back to the session you left earlier. If you find this convenient, you may want to make a habit of initiating an OS/2 command session when you begin work (or RUN one from CONFIG.OS2 before the Program Selector appears). Another OS/2 plus is that the command-line facilities have been enhanced in order to allow more complex expressions, as mentioned in "An OS/2 Command Reference." For instance, the command line in Figure 3 would conditionally build a sorted list of protected-mode utilities-conditionally, because the DIR command would not be issued if the drive and directory change were not successful. Users can run the entire process as a background task by placing a DETACH command in front of the entire command. Additionally, the foreground session would return on the original drive in the original directory since the drive and directory change would take place in the background session; remember, such changes are local to a session and do not affect other sessions. Finally, you'll find that OS/2 CMD files have also been enhanced over MS-DOS BAT files, especially with the new SETLOCAL and ENDLOCAL commands. SETLOCAL saves the current state of the logged-in disk drive and current working directory; ENDLOCAL restores these to the state saved by SETLOCAL. Thus you could write a CMD file like this: @echo off setlocal c: && cdha && ha endlocal This would log in drive C, change to the HA directory, and run the program HA.EXE. When the program has completed execution, the original drive and directory will be restored to the session. These commands are similar to the PUSHDIR/POPDIR commands available in some UNIX shell environments. No Caffeine The best reason for not using OS/2 as a development environment is that it'll eliminate coffee breaks during long program compilations; you can always do something else! While its multitasking capabilities are extensive, OS/2 is an extremely productive, in fact fun, work environment. Coupled with the applications that are taking advantage of it, this fact will draw large numbers of users to OS/2, and it's a good reason for you to begin using OS/2 to develop programs now, if you haven't already started. In the next article of this series, we'll discuss setting up the C compiler and explore the issues surrounding the writing of your first protected-mode application: a multithreaded version of HELLO.C. (As this article was going to press, IBM and Microsoft announced the official release of OS/2 Version 1.1. The new installation of OS/2 Version 1.1 and Presentation Manager changes some of the setup features of earlier releases. For example, dual-boot mode is no longer an available option, the system files IBMBIO.COM and IBMDOS.COM have been renamed to OS2LDR and OS2KRNL respectivley, and the initial directory structure may be somewhat different than that described here. Ed.) Figure 1: Standard OS/2 Directory Structure (Root) SPOOL (other) BIN DEV LIB PBIN RBIN OS2 for OS2 and Presentation Manager files OS2BIN for bound utilities OS2DEV for storing device drivers OS2LIB for dynamic-link libraries OS2PBIN for protected-mode only utilities OS2RBIN for real-mode only utilities SPOOL used by the OS/2 print spooler Figure 2: Examples of OS/2 CONFIG.SYS Entries PROTSHELL=C:SHELL.EXE C:CMD.EXE /K C:OS2INIT.CMD PROTSHELL=C:OS2PMSHELL.EXE C:OS2PBINCMD.EXE /K C:OS2INIT.CMD RUN=c:os2pbinspool.exe RUN=c:cmd.exe /c c:os2pbinmestart.cmd start "HyperACCESS" /c ha start "Paradox" /c pdoxos2 -multi start "OS/2 Command Line" Figure 3: Under OS/2 multiple commands can be executed from the command line. c: && cd os2pbin && dir *.exe *.cmd &pipe; sort > tools.lst An OS/2 Command Reference Most of the traditional MS-DOS commands have been retained in OS/2's protected-mode environment. However, several commands have been enhanced and a number of new ones have been added. The following commands have been enhanced over their DOS and real-mode counterparts to allow multiple arguments: . DEL . MD/MKDIR . DIR . RD/RMDIR . TYPE . VOL For instance you can delete all of the .C, .H, and .ASM files in a directory with: DEL *.c *.h *.asm (Obviously, I'm not recommending that you try out this particular sequence.) In addition, the MODE command now allows for the setting of time-out values and hardware handshaking details. The following are new commands, available in OS/2's protected mode: && The && is used to conditionally chain commands: dir x && del x This will delete x only if the first command was successful. & The & can unconditionally chain commands: dir x & del x Here, OS/2 will attempt both commands. The outcome of one does not depend on the other. &pipe;&pipe; can conditionally execute commands, so that in: copy x y &pipe;&pipe; copy a y The second command will only execute if the first command is unsuccessful. () Parentheses can group commands for chaining and execution: del x &pipe;&pipe; (attrib -r x & del x) In this case, if the deletion is unsuccessful (because x's read/write attribute is on), OS/2 will attempt to clear the read/write attribute of x and, if successful, delete it. ^ The ^ will normalize special characters. Thus: ^> file.txt will be seen as "> file.txt". OS/2 will not see the > as a special character and will not attempt redirection. ANSI [ON &pipe; OFF] This command toggles support for ANSI escape sequences. It is provided in lieu of ANSI.SYS, the real-mode device driver. CMD [options] [arguments] Used to run the protected-mode command processor. Options include /c to ensure return to the primary command processor, and /k to retain the new command processor in memory after executing the specified commands. CREATEDD Creates a memory dump diskette. DETACH [program [arguments]] This command runs protected-mode programs and processes in the background. However, detached programs will not be able to get keyboard input and all screen output from them is lost. A process ID is returned when successfully initiated. DPATH path;... Similar to the APPEND command in real mode, DPATH creates a path applications can search for opening data files, via the environment variable, DPATH. Applications that use DPATH must search the environm she is at work part of me getting is visa is that i had to get 'sponsored' like some kind of housewife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah he couldnt be further from the truth. Ive got it better than he could even imagine ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me CodeView:Debugging Philosophy And Step-by-Step Technique David Norris and Michael J. O'Leary Most MS-DOS programmers at one time or another have had to fire up the MS- DOS debugger DEBUG to patch another program or peek into memory. Some have actually debugged programs with it. All kidding aside, DEBUG has its uses, but it is usually woefully inadequate for doing any serious debugging, as shown by the many MS-DOS debuggers now on the market we've counted more than a dozen. While debuggers are second only to editors as a computer "religious" issue, arguments often tend to revolve around user-interface issues or "my debugger has more features than your debugger" comparisons. Yet these are secondary to the main consideration: providing facilities that lend themselves well to established debugging techniques. If DEBUG fails, it is because it has no commands that adapt themselves to user queries such as "what is the value of iter?" and no commands like "stop when iter reaches 10." During the design of the Microsoft CodeView(TM) debugger, we surveyed these debugging techniques and created a requirements document for the "ultimate" debugger. By iterating these techniques and requirements, we hope to give you a fuller understanding of the complex world of debugging and aid the future evaluation of debugging tools, thus providing a debugger yardstick. We'll also introduce CodeView's philosophy and evolution, demonstrating its strengths and weaknesses with examples. Our goal is not to teach CodeView commands and syntax (that's what the manual is for), but rather to give you an understanding of the concepts behind the commands. Techniques The different debugging techniques can be categorized into two major groups: internal and external. External debugging implies an inspection of some sort, without specific interaction with the program being debugged. Internal debugging, on the other hand, requires the use of debugging tools that exercise control over the debugged program's environment. External debugging via code reviews by peers can uncover almost three- quarters of all software bugs for some kinds of errors. While the old adage about an ounce of prevention applies here, it has been our experience that scheduling peer code reviews usually plays second fiddle to meeting other product deadlines. Another external technique is simple post-mortem debugging. What did the program output? What should it have output? Simple formatting errors are usually found this way. Embedding debugging aids directly in the program is an anachronism from a time when adequate debugging aids were not available. In this case, the programmer decides where in the code he wants something done, such as testing an assertion (is this pointer valid?) and conditional compilation. None of these external methods requires any specialized debugging tools. On the other hand, internal debugging techniques involve the use of tools that give the user varying degrees of control over his program as it executes. This usually means a debugger, but includes a class of code-flow analysis tools such as profilers, event monitors, and path generators. A debugger can be internal to the program or it can be separate. Generally, the latter approach is used, as it is more desirable to debug the target program by itself, with minimal interference from the debugger. Requirements Let's examine some of the requirements of a debugger. This list contains general ideas about debugging, not specific commands. Size and Speed Efficiency: Obviously, you want a debugger to take up as little space as possible (especially when memory space is at a premium) and to be as fast as possible. Minimum impact on program being debugged: The debugger should not affect the behavior of the program it is debugging. As some have discovered (especially on unprotected systems, such as MS-DOS), the program may crash by itself but run fine when being debugged. This has been called the Heisenberg uncertainty principle when applied to debugging the result being a "Heisenbug." Execution Control: The user should be provided with a wide range of commands for controlling the execution of his program, mostly in the form of "trap on x." Figure 1 lists the possible event traps. State Manipulation: Users of debuggers need to be able to meaningfully examine the state of a running, suspended, or dead program, including the determination of the cause of suspension, procedure call history, examination and alteration of code and data in its source form, and execution history. User interface: The debugger should be invisible to the user. The use of the debugger should be so comfortable and intuitive that users feel they are "in" the program they are debugging. It should be like driving a car you don't drive the car around the corner, you just go around the corner. Portability: Programmers have met with various degrees of success in making debuggers portable. Still, it's always nice not to have to learn a new debugger when you move to a new computer system. CodeView Philosophy Microsoft needed a unified debugging tool strategy. The SYMDEB debugger, a symbolic extension of the MS-DOS DEBUG debugger, was partially able to fulfill the need for language independence, but attempts to make it portable or to separate user-interface code from system-dependent code would have been extremely difficult. We realized an entirely new debugger was needed. We knew we wanted the debugger to be language-independent; one hallmark of the Microsoft language series is that it is object-compatible. Therefore, a Microsoft debugger should be able to debug whatever programs users could come up with. We also needed the debugger to have a portable user interface and system-dependent code so that an SDB-compatible debugger could be created for the XENIX operating system. (See "ISLAND Design" diagram below) Above all, we wanted a user interface that everyone could be comfortable with. This proved to be the most difficult design task, as every individual had his own idea about user interfaces. We went through many iterations of the basic screen snapshots before we arrived at the present version. The main problem was presenting the proper information to the user given the limited amount of screen real estate. Thus, there are only two horizontal border bars on the basic screen (the original screen had borders around every window). In fact, the second horizontal bar, called the dialog bar, can be eliminated completely, allowing 22 lines of source information on the screen, and more on the EGA. The registers were placed to minimize the impact on the source window. Also, a pull-down menu system was used because it is a friendly, intuitive interface, and it conserves screen space when it is not used. Finally, we decided that rather than creating a new debugger syntax for people to learn, we would adhere to the syntax of the SYMDEB and DEBUG debuggers in the dialog window. This caused, and still causes, confusion for a number of reasons mainly because the default radix can change. Our difficulty was that while we wanted compatibility with DEBUG commands (default radix of hex), we also wanted to use an expression evaluator that mirrored C as closely as possible (default decimal radix). To complicate matters, the default radix doesn't affect the dump command, which has its own set of types (byte, word, unsigned, etc.). We felt that programmers who dealt strictly in C might never use the lower-level commands and that assembly-language programmers wouldn't be using C expressions. Introducing CodeView CodeView is currently only available with the Microsoft C Compiler, Version 4.00 and Microsoft FORTRAN Optimizing Compiler, Version 4.0, although versions are planned for other languages and operating systems. After a brief overview of its features we'll go into detail on a few specific functions in an actual debugging session. A sample CodeView screen is shown in Figure 3. Four windows are available for display of information: the source window, the dialog window, the register window, and the watch window. The central and most important window is the source window and can be thought of as a read-only editor attached to debugging functions. For example, the user can scroll and search through source files, and the current line and active breakpoints are shown by a background blue bar and intense video that are imposed on the source text. Navigation through the program, which can be composed of more than one source file, is possible through a number of commands. The user can locate a program label, and the source window loads and displays the source file containing that label. The dialog window was our answer to commands that did not lend themselves to a simpler windowing scheme, such as variable-length data dumps. The dialog window can be thought of as the "glass-teletype" interface to CodeView; indeed, a CodeView switch (T) forces CodeView to act as its predecessor SYMDEB did, in that a nonwindowing user interface is presented. The dialog window views only a portion of dialog text; scrolling commands that are similar to those in the source window can be used to examine data. The register window simply presents the machine registers. The only command available here is the ability to alter a flag value by clicking on it with the mouse. Finally, the watch window is available for viewing variables and data of interest to the user, so that it doesn't have to typed over and over. The format of the watch window entries is identical to the way they would be displayed in the dialog window; also, the command syntax for variable/data display between these two windows is orthogonal. For example, "?i" displays the variable i in the dialog window, while "w?i" displays it in the watch window. The pull-down menu was designed to mimic the Windows pull-down menu system, including the mouse and the keyboard. Let's look at a debugging session with CodeView in order to demonstrate some debugging concepts. Debugging WHERE WHERE is a utility program written in C (see Figure 2) and compiled with the Microsoft C 4.00 compiler, using the -Zi switch to enable CodeView information. It takes as arguments one or more program names and tries to find them as MS-DOS would try to execute them. Thus, the tool is useful in finding out whether the command "foo" would mean "C:BINFOO.EXE" or "E:FOO.BAT." Knowing that Real Programmers get it right the first time, we'll run WHERE and hope it doesn't trash our hard disk. AWHERE WHERE.EXE WHERE.EXE 6224 10-30-86 11:23a Let's verify our program's output by using DIR: ADIR WHERE.EXE WHERE.EXE 6224 10-30-86 11:23p Obviously, a.m./p.m. is incorrect. A quick glance at the printstats routine verifies that there is a typo; "" should have been "". Again, since we're Real Programmers, we'll remember to fix the bug later and forget the number of times we have forgotten to fix the bug later. But we haven't fully exercised WHERE. It should be able to find ambiguous names such as "DIR," and perform the name search in the same manner that MS- DOS would: .COM, .EXE, then .BAT. Let's try a simple case: AWHERE WHERE A WHERE can't find itself. How about an ambiguous or unambiguous filename somewhere in the path (but not in the current directory)? AWHERE COMMAND A AWHERE COMMAND.COM A It looks like we have two bugs; we can try to find them at the same time. Let's debug: ACV WHERE COMMAND Figure 4 shows the initial CodeView screen. The register window is initially off when debugging C programs, and the watch window is initially empty. Typing "t" or clicking on the menu item "Trace!" with the mouse causes a blue highlighted line to appear in the source window on line 17, indicating the current instruction. Tracing one more time makes line 23 the current instruction. You're probably wondering why the current instruction started one line after "main" and why it skipped 5 lines. The C Compiler will only output line numbers for those lines that contain executable code. Lines 18 through 22 are declarations that produce no code, while the declaration in line 23 has an assignment. We can show the relationship between source lines and emitted code (see Figure 5) by typing "u main", which instructs CodeView to display both source-code and assembly-language instructions in the source window. Type F3 to return CodeView to source-only mode. Single-stepping As the program is so brief, let's single-step through the program and see what happens. We can put variables of interest in the watch window so we don't have to retype them every time we want to see their values. The first interesting line is line 32; we can execute up to that line by typing "g .32" or by clicking the right mouse button on that line. Single-step by pressing the F10 key. To see the result of the getenv function, type "?envptr". CodeView displays the value 17552:4636; CodeView evaluated "envptr" as a C expression and so returned the value of the pointer (an address). The value of the expressions "&envptr", "envptr", and "envptr" are different, and CodeView evaluates them properly. We are interested in looking at the null-terminated string pointed to by envptr, so our expression should be w?envptr,s to put the string in the watch window (see Figure 6). Pointers and pointer expressions in C can be difficult to learn. Inexperienced users may find CodeView confusing in this respect, but no more so than writing in C itself; CodeView is a great learning tool for this purpose. The next two lines alter the variables ptr and namebuf, so let's trace the code and put the variables in the watch window. This can be done all in one line by separating the commands with semicolons: t 2;w?ptr,s;w?namebuf,s The current line will execute the search_for_file function. We can use the "binary search," or divide-and-conquer, approach to debugging by stepping over the function using the Pstep command: p The screen now looks like Figure 7. Note that both envptr and ptr are incorrect. The search_for_file function should not have been able to alter these variables, which are local to main. What we need is a way to stop execution when the variables change. CodeView accommodates us with the watchpoint and tracepoint commands. We don't know whether the string pointed to by envptr or envptr itself changed, so we need to trap on both conditions. First, we can reset the state of the program to just before the occurrence of the bug by typing l;g .40 To stop execution when envptr itself changes, we can use the watchpoint command: wp?main.envptr! 4636 We had to specify the function to which envptr belonged since we would be accessing the variable outside its normal scope (that of main). Alternatively, we could have used the Tracepoint command and typed "tpw envptr". In either case, CodeView is somewhat deficient because the user has to know either the initial value of envptr or the size of the pointer. We can break on the second condition by typing tpb envptr This command causes a trap when the first character pointed to by envptr changes. Now you continue by clicking on "Go!". After a couple of seconds CodeView watchpoints and tracepoints can be quite slow, as they are emulated in software, although CodeView can utilize debugging hardware the CodeView screen returns at line 82. The code just executed was a call to the strcat library routine. Before blaming the run- time library, though, let's take a look at its return value in fullpath: ?fullpath,s Oops (see Figure 8). The search_for_file function has been appending file extensions via strcat ad nauseum; we are overrunning the allocated length of the namebuf array and destroying the contents of other local variables of main. We know that envptr is being changed; unfortunately, the Microsoft C Compiler did not order main's local variables in the order given. In this case they are ordered envptr, ptr, found, namebuf, envpath, then pathbuf completely different from the declaration order. The bug is easily fixed by removing the previous file extension using the strchr function just before the end of the file extension loop: strchr(fullpath, '.') = '0'; Summary CodeView is not new. Many of its commands and features have already been seen in other debuggers. What is new about CodeView is the number of commands and degree of integration that it has provided. What is most important is that programmers have a full understanding of the nature of debugging and how they can best utilize the language and debugging tools available to them. ISLAND Design The ISLAND source code is divided into three major sections: user interface, core code, and system-dependent routines. By linking the core code with a given user interface and system-dependent code, a variety of debuggers can be created. DA C4 B3 CodeView B3 User Interface ^P DA C4C1 C2 C4D9 B3 SDB B3 DA C4C1 C4 C4C2 C4D9 B3 B3 B3 B3 Core Code ^P B3 ISLAND B3 B3 B3 B3 B3 C3 C4 B3 DOS 2.x/3.x B3 C0 C4C2 C4 C4C1 B3 XENIX-286 B3 System Dependent ^P C0 C4C2 C1 B3 XENIX-386 B3 C0 C4C2 C4 C4C1 B3 Others B3 C0 D9 Figure 1: Debugger Event Traps Before/After execution of a specific instruction Before/After successful branch Single-step Data/Code Read/Write Procedure and Function Prologue/Epilogue Cross-Process Figure 2: WHERE Utility Program / WHERE - shows where DOS is finding your executable / #include stdio.h #include time.h #include systypes.h #include sysstat.h #define NUMEXTS 3 #define MAXFILELEN 12 #define MAXPATHLEN 65 struct stat file_stat; char getenv(char ); char strchr(); main (argc, argv) int argc; char argv; { int found; char pathbuf[MAXPATHLEN]; char namebuf[MAXFILELEN]; char ptr; char envpath; char envptr; if (argc 2) { printf("Usage: where filename[.ext]n"); exit(2); } if (!(envptr = getenv("PATH"))) envptr = ""; Loop thru filenames given / while (ptr = ++argv) { strcpy(namebuf, ptr); / Try current directory first / if (!(found = search_for_file(namebuf, strchr(namebuf, '.')))) { / Loop thru paths in path environment variable / envpath = envptr; while (envpath) { ptr = pathbuf; / Copy path into buffer / while (envpath && envpath ! ';') ptr++ = envpath++; / skip path separators / while (envpath = ';') ++envpath; / Don't append a '' if looking thru a root directory / if ((ptr-1) ! '\') ptr++ = '\'; ptr = '0'; strcat(pathbuf, namebuf); if (search_for_file(pathbuf, strchr(namebuf, '.'))) { printstats(pathbuf); break; } } } else printstats(namebuf); } exit(found = 0); } search_for_file (fullpath, specific_file) char fullpath; int specific_file; { int found, next_ext; static char extension[NUMEXTS] = {".COM", ".EXE", ".BAT"}; if (specific_file) found = !stat(fullpath, &file_stat); else { for (next_ext = 0; next_ext NUMEXTS; ++next_ext) { / try .com .exe .bat extensions / strcat(fullpath, extension[next_ext]); if (found = !stat(fullpath, &file_stat)) break; } } return(found); } / print out fullname from passed string, and stats (size, date..) from global struct file_stat. / printstats (fullname) char fullname; { struct tm tmptr; tmptr = localtime(&file_stat.st_atime); printf("%s t%ldt%2d-%2d-%2dt%d:d%cn", strupr(fullname), file_stat.st_size, tmptr-tm_mon+1, tmptr-tm_mday, tmptr-tm_year, (tmptr-tm_hour 13 ? tmptr-tm_hour : tmptr-tm_hour-12), tmptr-tm_min, (tmptr-tm_hour = 12 ? 'p' : 'a')); } I'm afraid I don't follow your argument He is the happiest he has been in YEARS. care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me listen to me, you god damned son of a bitch ignorant motherfucker, there is this project plan, for debugging MacTCP that I wrote. It is fucking awesome. All other apple projects should have been based off of it. It should be in the archives. I quit right after submitting it you see. because my father was in the navy. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS All that NeXT MACH/BSD shit cant touch what I did. I've been using Linux since the 1970s! Even if I don't know a demon from a daemon. listen to me! I have a secret! OggFrog, essay for humanity, through the lookingglass, caltech, you ignorant motherfucker! cat piss, lead, mercury, uppers, downers, love, lust, sadness. I thin we are in the final act. If he wins his freedom this coming month, he will surely die of exposure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit! that gives me an idea, I need to find some old source code.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Programming Considerations in Porting to Microsoft XENIX System V/386 XENIX(R) System V/386 is the Microsoft version of the UNIX(R) Operating System ported to the Intel(R) 386 microprocessor. The product, which was released to OEMs in the summer of 1987, is the first from Microsoft to take full advantage of the features of the Intel 386 microprocessor. In particular, XENIX allows 32-bit applications to be written for the first time. Microsoft has been active in the UNIX business since its inception, and in fact, XENIX predates even MS-DOS(R) as a Microsoft product. Since 1983, the XENIX development effort has concentrated on the Intel microprocessors the 286 introduced by Intel in 1983 and more recently the 386. By concentrating on one instruction set and chip architecture, Microsoft has been able to develop the world's largest installed base of binary-compatible UNIX systems. Currently, XENIX accounts for about 70 percent of all UNIX licenses sold, or roughly 250,000 units, and more than 1000 different applications are available. Although these numbers may sound small when compared with the numbers quoted for MS-DOS, the majority of these systems are used in multiuser configurations supporting between 2 and 16 users. Most of the current XENIX installed base is on 286-based PCs such as the IBM(R) PC AT(R). XENIX is used primarily as a cost-effective solution for small businesses that require multiuser access; it has sold particularly well in vertical markets that lend themselves to a customized "systems solution." Two such markets are dentistry and accounting. There was great excitement when Intel informed Microsoft that it was planning the 386 chip-and Microsoft set out to find a way to take advantage of the chip's features within the XENIX environment. In particular, Microsoft wanted to give developers the ability to create 32-bit applications and provide support within the operating system for virtual memory and demand paging features that can greatly increase the throughput of a computer system. Another major design goal was to be sure that existing XENIX 286 users were not prevented from moving up to the 386. Microsoft wanted its installed base to be able to take advantage of the increased performance without having to buy new versions of their applications. Since the 386 chip supports both 16- and 32-bit segments in its architecture, Microsoft has been able to create an environment in which both 16- and 32-bit programs can be executed simultaneously. The features of demand paging and virtual memory are available transparently to both 16- and 32-bit applications. Implementing support for segments independently of the paging subsystem provides full performance for old applications without slowing down the execution of the new 32-bit programs (see Figure 1). Support for 32-bit applications is the key to the continued success of XENIX. It opens the door to the creation of much more powerful programs, as well as making it easier for developers to move existing UNIX applications onto XENIX. UNIX 32-bit programs being ported to XENIX 286 often needed extensive rewriting to make them work well in a 16-bit environment. This article outlines the considerations that will help programmers in choosing between 16- and 32-bit program models when developing applications or migrating to XENIX System V/386. Small-Model Programs In 16-bit mode, as used on XENIX 286, a program is composed of two segments up to 64Kb in size. One segment contains program code; the other segment contains data (the stack is of fixed size and resides in the data segment). An example of a small-model program is shown in Figure 2. The program in Figure 2 has only one data and one code segment, so it is not necessary to change the contents of the segment registers while the program is running. At load time, the operating system initializes them to point to the memory in which the program executes (via the LDT). In particular, the compiler or assembler programmer does not have to take account of changing segment registers during the program execution. Also of note is the fact that in the small model, both integers and pointers to data objects are 16-bit quantities and therefore interchangeable. This is important because many programs implicitly make this assumption. Unfortunately, although many commands and utilities are less than 64Kb in size, most third-party applications are larger than this; they require multiple code and/or data segment support. Figure 3 shows a multisegment program. Large- and Middle-Model Programs can overflow the 64Kb limit with their code or their data, or both at the same time. Programs that exceed 64Kb of code but still have less than 64Kb of data are called middle-model programs. Large-model programs exceed 64Kb in both their code and data segments. Large Code The program is broken down by the linker into pieces that will fit into 64Kb. If a program's code exceeds 64Kb, then it is necessary to place different parts of it in different segments. (Because the breaks occur on function boundaries, each piece can be less than 64Kb in size.) The compiler must also gener-ate code that automatically reloads the CS register when the thread of execution moves from one segment to another. This results in a program that is slightly slower than the equivalent small-model image. The effect is not too drastic because within each subroutine CS remains constant so the frequency of segment register reloads is relatively low in comparison with the number of instructions executed. Large Data Data structures are spread among a number of different segments when data exceeds 64Kb. Again, the linker fills each segment with data structures as fully as possible. The performance penalty to be paid for going to large data is much larger than in the case of code because the frequency of intersegment data accesses is generally much greater than that of intersegment branches. The C compiler does not know which segment a particular data structure resides in at compile time; this causes a large number of unnecessary intersegment calls to be generated. Another problem in moving to large model is the fact that the size of data pointers increases to 32 bits. This means that the size of an integer is no longer equal to the size of a pointer, and programs that rely on this equality, either implicitly or explicitly, break. This is one of the primary problems developers experience when porting existing 32-bit UNIX programs to XENIX 286. A summary of the different models can be seen in Figure 4. Hybrid Model Using the 286, where 16-bit segments are the norm but most useful applications exceed 64Kb in size, it is important for programmers to understand how to design their programs to reduce the effect of the multiple segment accesses. One way of doing this is to select specific data structures to be placed in separate far segments, while keeping indiscriminately accessed data structures (and the stack if possible) in a single near segment. The code generated by the Microsoft(R) C compiler in this case is much more efficient because the far keyword, used to mark specific data structures, gives the compiler a hint as to when it should reload segment registers. Use of a hybrid model with carefully designed programs comes close to the performance of small-model programs, even though they exceed 64Kb in size. However, there is a down side to this approach it makes programs inherently less portable between XENIX 286 and other UNIX environments. Also, converting an existing 32-bit UNIX application to a hybrid model is complicated by the differences in pointer and integer size that make large- model ports such a problem. 32-Bit Programming In contrast to the complexity of a multisegment 286 program, the native 386 program structure is very simple (see Figure 5). Each program consists of one code segment along with one data segment, and each segment can be very large in size. (The exact limit depends on the availability of real memory and swap space and is typically a few megabytes). Because the address space is large, it is not necessary to support multiple segments in 32-bit mode, either in the operating system or in the C compiler. When a program is loaded, all the segment registers are initialized to static values and remain unchanged while the program is executing. In 32-bit mode, the stack lives in the data segment and grows down to lower addresses, while the data segment extends upward to higher addresses. XENIX 386 programs are truly 32-bit; they support 32-bit integers and all pointers are 32 bits in length. This eases the problems of porting existing 32-bit applications to XENIX 386 in 32-bit mode. Other advantages offered by the 32-bit mode of the 386 are more orthogonal registers and addressing modes, which allow better code generation and more register variables, plus extra instructions that improve in-line code generation. Thirty-two-bit programs generally exhibit a significant performance advantage over the 16-bit versions. New XENIX Applications The introduction of XENIX 386 no longer constrains the developer to the 16- bit architecture. If he chooses, he can develop his application in 32-bit mode. However, the choice between a 16- and a 32-bit architecture for a new application is not as simple as it appears at first glance. 32-bit programs will only execute on XENIX 386, whereas 16-bit applications will execute on both XENIX 286 and XENIX 386. The installed base of XENIX 386 is still small, but it is almost certain to exceed that of XENIX 286 in time. A 16-bit application may be a better choice for developers who want to address the largest possible installed base. Let's look at the trade-offs that must be considered when making the choice between 16 and 32 bits. The developer should ask himself the following questions: What is the size of the application, both code and data? Is the application an existing UNIX program being ported to XENIX? Is the application an existing MS-DOS program or aimed at the MS-DOS, OS/2, and UNIX markets? For new applications, what is the target market for the application? Is it limited to XENIX or does it have wider appeal in other UNIX or DOS markets? What are the application's performance requirements? Application Size In many ways size is the most important consideration; unfortunately for new applications it is most likely the hardest to answer. For a simple application it is probably wise to build the application first as a 32- bit program and then see if it will fit into 16 bits. At this point it should be remembered that large data is a much more serious performance limitation to 16-bit programs-programs with more than 16 bits of code but less than 16 bits of data can be built as 16-bit middle-model programs without serious performance degradation. Another approach that can be used to fit a more complex program into the 64Kb address space is to break it down into a number of separate, communicating processes, each of which fits into the smaller address space. Not all programs are amenable to such an architecture. Breaking an application into pieces can also limit portability into the MS-DOS world. Portability Many developers of UNIX applications for UNIX systems other than XENIX 286 have programs that are designed implicitly for the 32-bit world. This is because XENIX 286 is one of the few UNIX systems to run on a 16-bit processor. Even if size is not a consideration, the work required to port UNIX applications from 32 to 16 bits has often deterred developers from doing the port. Such developers are best advised to build their applications for XENIX 386 only. Debugging those problems summarized earlier in this article is often too great an effort to warrant porting a program to XENIX 286. This extra development effort can be considered for a later release if market pressure is felt. When porting existing MS-DOS applications to UNIX, it is usually more feasible to build an application in 16 bits. This is certainly the best and easiest option if the application contains a significant amount of assembler code. Since the XENIX and MS-DOS macro assemblers accept the same source syntax in 16-bit mode, assembly code that is not environment-specific should port directly to XENIX. Traditionally, UNIX and MS-DOS applications markets have been separated by a wide gap in complexity. This is because the architecture of real-mode MS- DOS programs is very different from UNIX. With the advent of OS/2, the underlying support provided by the two operating systems is now comparable, so it may make sense for new applications to be developed that can easily be hosted in both XENIX and OS/2 environments. If this is the case, it makes more sense to build the application for the 16-bit environment common to both XENIX and OS/2 and to delay the development of a 32-bit application until a 32-bit version of OS/2 becomes available. Another consideration for simpler applications is the use of the C library calls supported by the Microsoft C Compiler under MS-DOS. These calls, which embody a subset of the UNIX C library calls, can make it relatively easy to build a program that can be simply rehosted in both XENIX and MS-DOS environments. A good example of this approach would be the Microsoft 286 C compiler itself, which is recompiled and linked with different run-time libraries for execution on MS-DOS or XENIX 286. The task of creating a common source code for both MS-DOS and XENIX versions of the compiler is greatly facilitated by the fact that the XENIX and MS-DOS linkers both accept the same relocatable format as input (although they generate a different executable file format). XENIX and UNIX Markets Building applications that port easily between XENIX 286 and other UNIX platforms has generally been difficult. It is prudent if a source portable application is desired to remain within the 32-bit world. The 32-bit XENIX 386 environment is completely compatible with the System V Interface Definition (SVID), and thus there should be very little difficulty in moving a carefully designed program from XENIX 386 to other UNIX platforms. Performance Although performance is a combination of many factors, it is most strongly linked to the architecture of the program and to the inherent speed of the host computer. All architectural considerations being equal, a 32-bit program will execute faster than a 16-bit program on the same 386 CPU. Applications that are being ported from the earlier 286 or 8086 worlds onto the 386 will experience an increase in raw 16-bit performance, simply by running the code on a 386, that more than offsets the need to consider rehosting into 32-bit mode. For new XENIX applications, especially those being ported from other 32-bit processors, where a 16-bit port is a serious possibility, it is important to understand the performance degradation seen on the 386 between 16-bit and 32-bit code. The operating system itself runs in 32-bit mode, and some part of a program's execution time is spent in this code. The decrease in speed when moving to 16 bits is not as great as a simple comparison of CPU-bound 16 and 32 performance might indicate. Figure 8 shows the relative execution times of two small C programs, "Cpubound" and "IObound," built as small-16, middle-16, large-16, and small-32 programs on XENIX 386. Figures 6 and 7 show the source code of these programs . An analysis of Figure 8 shows that the 32-bit architecture offers a significant performance advantage for CPU-bound programs that do a mix of arithmetic, pointer processing, and function calls. There is no performance difference among the various 16- and 32-bit models chosen for I/O-bound activities where the processing is all within the kernel. Although the performance of a 16-bit application on XENIX 386 falls short of the 32-bit performance, it is still between two and three times greater than the performance when that program is run on an 8-Mhz 286. The difference in performance between the 386 host and the 286 target must be factored in when measuring 16-bit performance on XENIX 386. Conclusions When designing an application for the XENIX 386 environment, the developer must weigh a number of conflicting criteria. The foremost problem is whether to build the program in 16- or 32-bit mode. Further questions must address the intended market as well as the performance and portability required of the completed product. Lastly, it is important to consider future compatibility requirements. Microsoft and AT&T are currently working together to merge XENIX 386 and AT&T's UNIX System V/386 Release 3.2 into a single UNIX system that will be marketed jointly by the two companies. This Merged Product (MP) will support all the existing 286 and 386 executable formats common to UNIX and XENIX on the 386, thereby allowing all existing applications to run. The emphasis for developers using the Merged Product will be to establish the UNIX/386, 32-bit mode program interface as the standard for new applications. This standard will be a superset of the current XENIX System V/386 program interface, without the support for XENIX-specific system call extensions. This means that in the long run there will be one binary standard, developed and supported by Microsoft and AT&T, which will run on all 386 machines running UNIX, thereby stabilizing the market. Developers who would like their programs to be source compatible with the new binary standard may want to avoid the use of XENIX system call extensions before the Merged Product becomes available in mid-1988. This applies particularly to the use of 32-bit applications (see Figure 9). Although kernel support is provided for XENIX extensions in the MP, minimal development tools will be provided. Debugging support will be limited to the UNIX System V/386 Release 3.2 binary standard. Without exception, the functionality of the XENIX call extensions is supported within the framework of the UNIX program interface. Figure 1: Page table entries are maintained in groups of 16. This allows a 286 segment to expand to 64Kb without existing table entries. Figure 2: A Small-Model 286 Program Figure 3: Large-Model 286 Program Layout Figure 4: Comparison of 286 Program Models Name of Model Max. Text Max. Data Stack Heap Performance Small 64Kb =64Kb Fixed (64Kb) In Data (64Kb) Best Middle 64Kb =64Kb Fixed In Data (64Kb) Good Compact =64Kb 64Kb =64Kb 64Kb Poor Large 64Kb 64Kb =64Kb 64Kb Poorest Hybrid Data =64Kb 64Kb Fixed (64Kb) 64Kb Good Figure 5: Program Layout in 386 Mode Figure 7: IObound.c * * IObound.c #define IMAX 100 #define JMAX 100 #define BFS 2 char buffer[BFS]; main() { int i, j; int fd; yes $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me indeed the 286 set us back a decade. just like that ibm idiot that had IBM making 8086 & 80286 PS/2's and pushing that mainframe graphics on OS/2. what a fucking idiot. I mean Windows/386 was a thing in 1987, a hypervisor with virtual device drivers running v86 machines in a fucking window. It could have easily been OS/2 in 1988 doing all of that. If not sooner. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Preparing for Presentation Manager: Paradox Steps Up to Windows 2.0 Also see the related article: Paradox Under Microsoft(R) OS/2 Craig Stinson Ansa Software, the Belmont, Calif., firm recently acquired by Borland International, sells only one product, but that product, the relational database manager Paradox(R), will appear in four new versions during the coming year. A fifth new version will probably be available in early 1989. The offspring are aimed at different operating environments: Microsoft(R) Windows Version 2.0, OS/2 systems Version 1.0, the OS/2 Presentation Manager, UNIX(R) 5.3 and XENIX(R), and the 80386 running MS- DOS(R) 3.x in protected mode with the help of a 386 MS-DOS compatibility tool. Paradox 386 was shown at last November's Comdex and will probably be available by the time you read this article; it won't require a compatibility tool, just a 386 machine. The OS/2 1.0 version should be released during the first quarter of 1988, the Windows version in the second quarter, the UNIX/XENIX version in the third quarter, and the Presentation Manager version in about a year, depending on the date of the OS/2 Presentation Manager's arrival. All Paradox versions, old and new, will have multiuser capability and will be data-compatible. With versions for all the major personal computing environments (except Macintosh(R) Ansa is currently evaluating the feasibility of a Mac version), Ansa will be in a position to serve the vast majority of desktop users. And all users at various nodes of a network will be able to access and edit a common database, regardless of the hardware or operating systems they're running. Sound Design Pays Off What type of effort is involved in porting a large, complex MS-DOS application such as Paradox to all these different operating environments? In a recent interview with MSJ, Richard Schwartz, vice president for software development and a cofounder of Ansa, said that the move from one character-based system to another has been relatively straightforward, thanks largely to the foresight of the original designers of Paradox. "We designed Paradox from the beginning to be very clean and portable," says Schwartz. "We tried not to play dirty tricks getting at the operating system or creating hardware dependencies." This is not to say, of course, that the original Paradox doesn't write directly to the screen. "We do, of course, but we've isolated it. We have one module that will access the screen memory map directly. And even the BIOS dependencies are all in one place." The move from a character environment (MS-DOS 3.x) to a graphics environment (Microsoft Windows and the OS/2 Presentation Manager) is a considerably more ambitious undertaking. Schwartz talked about the whys and hows of this move and about how the graphics-based Paradox will look, feel, and perform relative to the original. Why Windows? The move to Windows now, according to Schwartz, will give Ansa advantages in marketing and in implementation when the OS/2 Presentation Manager arrives. "We think it's important to put out the Windows version, not because Windows 2.0 is going to be the primary market-certainly, Presentation Manager market will dwarf the Windows market-but because a lot of companies will be evaluating the Presentation Manager interface through Windows 2.0. And applications that run under Windows early on will have an advantage, given the long evaluation cycles that companies go through." Second, because Windows 2.0 is here now and Presentation Manager is not, the effort required to rethink and recode Paradox for Windows is the best preparation Ansa can undertake for the eventual port to the Presentation Manager-even though the API for Presentation Manager will differ significantly from that for Windows. The Good News How hard was the port to Windows? According to Schwartz, all but the underlying database engine was redesigned, borrowing pieces of the previous architecture and source code. Nevertheless, he asserts, about 50 percent of the original source code emigrated to the new world intact. That's an off-the-cuff, work-in-progress estimate, but even if it is too optimistic, it is still good news for Windows developers: not all programs will have to be rewritten from the ground up to run in the new graphics environments. Moreover, in Ansa's case the conversion will probably take about two person- years of work. That's not bad, considering that the original Paradox was a 14-person-year effort. And the company has done it without hiring a lot of specialized expertise. That's also good news, considering the current scarcity and high market value of Macintosh and Windows programmers. "We tried to get some people with product-level graphics experience. We used a headhunter for a while, but we were very unsuccessful," says Schwartz. "And it turned out that we did very well taking good software engineers who have general computer science sophistication and having them come up to speed under Windows. We found that general computer science background was the most important factor." A Natural Fit Making Ansa's transition from characters to pixels easier was the fact that Paradox, despite its early origins (development for the first version began in the summer of 1981), has always been a highly visual, interactive program. From an interface design standpoint, therefore, the transfer to Windows entailed an expansion of ideas already in place rather than a wholesale reconceptualization. "We've always had a very visual orientation, an object orientation," says Schwartz. "And it was just sort of a natural fit." Data tables in the character-based Paradox, for example, are presented to the user in the form of visual constructs that look much like windows, except that the borders are made of text-graphic characters and don't go all the way around (see Figure 1). Like a frame in Framework or a screenful of a spreadsheet, these objects act as portholes onto larger expanses of data, which Paradox calls images. Paradox presents the user with a workspace, much as Windows does, on which he can keep several images visible at once. And though it doesn't support a mouse, the character-based product lets the user manipulate the sizes and locations of images, and the width of columns within them, by positioning a highlight in the right hot spot and pressing cursor keys. This ability to interact immediately with a data construct, instead of having to issue a menu command and describe what one wants, is what Schwartz calls "direct operability," an important component of the original Paradox interface. Visual Interaction "The idea wasas much as possible, anywhere we couldto allow visual interaction, rather than descriptive interaction," says Schwartz. "Instead of asking the user to explain or describe something, we asked him to show it to us. That's very compatible with moving to the Windows environment." Paradox under Windows will look quite similar at first glance to the original version (see Figure 2), except that the Lotus-style menu gives way to drop-down menus, the text comes up black-on-white, and the images are fully formed document windows, with title bars, scroll bars, control menus, and sizing icons. The direct operability will still be there, but there'll be more of it. And, of course, there will be mouse support. One new area of direct operability in Windows Paradox is in the specification of sorts. In the character-based version, the user indicated which fields he wanted to be sort keys and in which direction he wanted a field sorted by typing a field number followed by an "a" for ascending or a "d" for descending (see Figure 3). The Windows version (see Figure 4) simplifies this process and makes it less analytical by letting the user double-click directly on the name of each sort key field. An arrow indicating sort direction (ascending, by default) will appear to the left of the chosen field name; to switch directions, the user merely toggles the arrow by double-clicking on it. The notion of clicking on a value to toggle it or to select from available values appears elsewhere in Windows Paradox. In creating or restructuring a table, for example, where the user is asked for a data type, he can click the mouse to get a menu showing available types. Similarly, in the create/restructure subsystem, a double-click on a field name will summon a dialog box, allowing the user to inspect current validity-check definitions or create new ones. Implementation Advantages Describing the conversion effort, Schwartz downplays the fearsome Windows learning curve, emphasizing instead the implementation advantages conferred by the graphics environment. In particular, he cites the greater degree of independence among the various objects with which the user interacts. In the Windows environment, every table in the workspace, as well as every form, query, and report specification, lives in its own window and has its own message handler. That message handler is responsible for knowing only about itself, how to repaint itself and how to update itself. In the character-based version, more attention had to be paid to the "global state," that is, to the ways in which changes in a table would affect everything else in the workspace. "At the implementation level," says Schwartz, "that means that your code can have an architecture such that everything is purely local to each image. So you can have a local handler that knows how to resize a window or how much of it to repaint. If anything in the size of that window is affected, Windows takes care of sending messages to the other windows to let them know that some other portion needs to be repainted." Debugging Difficulties According to Schwartz, one fairly serious hindrance to the development of Windows Paradox was the lack of debugging tools for use in the Windows environment. "It's a harder problem anyway," Schwartz says, "because there's more going behind the scenes in the Windows environment." The movability and discardability of Windows object code complicates matters, making bugs harder to find. Bugs tend to turn up later in the game as the result of stress on the system because a piece of code has been moved in memory. The current version of CodeView(R) doesn't work in the Windows environment, though Microsoft is working on a Windows-specific version. Symdeb is provided, but Ansa didn't use it extensively, preferring instead to rely on algorithmic-level debugging by embedding printf statements to test values of variables at various points in the program. "In our design environment, we have a monochrome display hooked up as well as an EGA. We've hooked things up so that we can put printfs in the code and have them scroll out on the monochrome display. You get the effect of traditional debugging preserved in the Windows environment." Making debugging even more difficult was the fact that Ansa was working with early prerelease versions of Windows and the Windows development tools (the project began last April). Programmers were sometimes hard pressed to tell which problems they should attribute to their own code, which to the compiler, and which to bugs in the underlying environment. User Advantages The independence of screen objects provides several benefits for users. Most importantly, it means that users can have more things going on at once and still keep track of everything. Instead of being limited to the number of images that will fit one after the other on screen, the user can load up the screen with overlapping windows, thereby achieving whatever level of information density he finds most appropriate. This facilitates such activities as moving from one table to another, copying data or structures from one table to another, discovering correlations between one set of data and another, and so on. It also means that Windows Paradox will appear somewhat less "modal" to users than its text-based ancestor. There are places in the current program where a user has to drop one context, if only briefly, to work in another. The Windows version will minimize the effects of such breaks in continuity. For example, in the character-based version, if the user wants to modify a data-entry form on the fly while entering data, he issues a command to summon the forms subsystem. The data and form he was working on disappear at that point, becoming visible again only after he's finished changing the form spec. In the Windows version, the form subsystem will appear in a child window, with the data remaining visible in the parent window. Other benefits the Windows Paradox user will find include the following: The Windows version will automatically support any high-resolution large-screen displays supported by Windows itself. The report subsystem will offer enhanced font support and will accept bit-mapped images by way of the Windows clipboard. Users can dress up Paradox reports with company logos, signatures, clip art, and the like. Windows Paradox will not accept bit-mapped images as data types, although Schwartz concedes that that's "a natural direction" for the product to evolve in. Windows Paradox can exchange data with other Windows applications by way of dynamic data exchange (DDE). At the Microsoft Excel announcement, Ansa showed an early version of Paradox running as a client of Microsoft Excel, with Paradox started up by means of the macro language and transferring data to Microsoft Excel via DDE (see Figure 5). The finished Windows version of Paradox will allow a reversal of this scenario: you can start up and control other applications by means of scripts written in the Paradox application language (PAL). Performance Hits The picture sounds rosy, but Schwartz concedes that the advantages of the Windows environment will exact a few performance penalties. The hits, he suggests, will come less from Windows' need to represent text in graphics mode than from its propensity to swap program modules in and out of memory. Because the program was still under development at this writing, Ansa was not prepared to supply benchmark data. However, Schwartz maintains the company is "quite happy with the Paradox performance on 10-MHz 286s and above." And, he says, the SMARTDrive program, a Microsoft-supplied disk- caching utility tailored to enhance the performance of Windows, speeds things up significantly on all machines. Fears Allayed What messages would Ansa's Schwartz pass along to another Windows application developer? The most obvious one is that the redesign of an MS- DOS program to run under Windows is not the horrendous task it's commonly thought to be, particularly if the program was well designed in the first place. A second notion involves the maintenance of individuality under conditions that seem to impose similarity. "Some people say that all products are going to look alike, that all the creativity has been taken away from the designer in the Windows environment," says Schwartz. "So much has been standardized that everything's going to look the same and work the same. That's certainly true at some level. Still, there is a very diverse set of ways in which one can take advantage of the environment to present a particular application. "You need to concern yourself first with the core model of how an application is to be constructed-with the user-level concepts and how you want to present them. And only after that you look at what the Windows tools are and how you'll use them. The greatest effect on the user is the underlying model, and that is not affected at all by Windows. Windows is just a way to present that, to communicate it more effectively to the user." Paradox Under Microsoft(R) OS/2 Paradox was concieved in the days of very limited resources. Development began in the first half of 1981, months before the announcement of the IBM(R) PC, when 64Kb was as much memory as anyone could expect to have. Over the next several years, as larger machines grew commonplace, Paradox grew in scope and ambition, so that by the time the the product was announced in the Fall of 1885, it required 512Kb to run practically speaking, that meant a 640Kb computer. However, like a depression era parent, Paradox never forgat what it was like to live in lean times. From the beggining, the product incorporated a virtual memory manager that swapped data as necessary to the hard disk. One of the programs selling points, moreover, was the heuristic approach to the processing of relational queries. An important aspect of this process was machine reasoning about what data was currently in memory and what was swapped out somewhere. Therefore, the large address space afforded by the 80286 and 80386 chips running in protected mode represents a liberation for Paradox, demonstrated by the preliminary statistics shown in the accompanying charts. Judging by the numbers, Paradox running under the OS/2 systems in protected mode should take care of complex queries and large scale sorts much more quickly than the MS-DOS 3.3 version. The 80386 version will do queries about as efficiently as the OS/2 versions and will be even more nimble at sorting. Perhaps the most surprosing information revealed by these early numbers is that Paradox 2.0 running in real mode under OS/2 (in the OS/2 compatibility box) outperforms the same product running on the same hardware under MS-DOS 3.3. According to Microsoft, most MS-DOS programs will run 5 percent slower in the compatibility box. Ansa's Richard Schwartz attributes the improvement to the fact that Paradox is doing a lot of random file access and is therefore able to profit significantly from OS/'s disk caching. Performance statistics for the Microsoft Windows version of Paradox were not yet available as of this writing. Paradox 2.0 Paradox 2.0 Paradox OS/2 Paradox 386 under DOS 3.3 in the OS/2 in protected under DOS 3.3 Compatability Box mode Preliminary performance statistics for three new versions of Paradox, as measured on a PS/2 Model 80. The query involved a join of a 5000-record table and a 10,000-record table; the sort was for the 500-record table. The figures for Paradox OS/2 and Paradox 386 may differ when those products are shipped. Paradox 2.0 in the Paradox OS/2 in Paradox 386 under OS/2 compatability protected mode DOS 3.3 box Performance improvements of three new versions of Paradox over Paradox 2.0 running in MS-DOS 3.3. These figures are preliminary and may not reflect actual performance when the products are shipped. MS should have put Windows on top of OS/2. Truth is Presentation Manager was a fucking disaster. SAA? who fucking cares. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the OS/2 2.0 shell is still presentation manager. the shell just changed from something that looked like OS/2 1.1 to something more 'modern' with a desktop. I think IBM wanted the look & feel of AmigaDOS 2.0, and they got REXX as part of the deal. I know the MS OS/2 2.0 betas still had the OS/2 1.2 feel to them, and that the new shell was an IBM thing. the larger joke is that architecture wise, OS/2 never changed once MS left. I don't think IBM was up to it. And they spent billions on OS/2 PPC and never even released it. What a colossal fuck up. So yeah, OS/2 should have never targeted the 286, nor should PM and all its SAA glory ever be allowed to be discussed. Even in 1987 it should have been obvious that mainframes were on their way out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tht reminds me nugent and his VMS boxes haven't posted in a while. he must be dead or in prison as well ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so why don't you make yourself more valuable? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are just cheapening yourself the more you do this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome I'd say I tried a ribbed condom, and she went fucking wild last night. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sensation geez. you guys ever try to make sex pleasurable for both parties? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10 year old computer? shit dawg, as I type this on some seven year old POS I think I hear you. But fuck it, I'm getting a new Mac Pro when they come out. I think it'll set me back $4,000 USD, or about $31,000 HKD. Assuming we get it at the same price. Most people here don't make half that in a month. But this old thing, with it's quad 2GHZ Xeons has served me well. In other PC news, my new MacBook hasn't shipped yet. The people @work are configuring it for me. Like I can't do it. Jesus. I guess I'm about to hit that phase in life where some 20yr old configures my PC, and I just do PowerPoints and meetings all day. FML ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can irc from the next I miss mine, although yeah 68040 25Mhz that could barely run DOOM 1.2 ... And Quake? LOL FORGET IT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GREAT STARBUCKS HOLDUP I pulled into the regular SBUX I was feelin' quite at ease I wandered over to the order window and told the ma'am, "Fifty cents worth please" Then out jumped my crawc0ck with it's trusty pellet gun I said, "Lady this is a holdup, keep 'a pumpin' and don't run" And now I wish I was somewhere other than here Down in some starbucks, sippin' on half & half Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here Because that great Starbucks holdup Cost me two good years I got fifteen dollars and a can of Half & Half creamer A big ol' jar of half eaten cookies and a fist full of free CD's Feelin' we had pulled the biggest heist of our career We're wanted men, we'll strike again But first let's have a sip o creamer And now I wish I was somewhere other than here Down in some McDonalds, sippin' on a ketchup packet Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here Because that great Starbucks holdup Cost me two good years We were sittin' in the Dennys About as drunk on creamer as we could be In walks the deputy sheriff And he's holdin' my Geometric Visions CD's Roughed us then he cuffed us And he took us off to jail No pictures on a poster, no reward and no bail And now I wish I was somewhere other than here Down in some strip bar, sippin' on a water Yes I wish I was somewhere other than here 'Cause that great Starbucks holdup Cost me two good years Yes that great Starbucks holdup It cost me two good years dont knock the SBUX that is where the great one got his half & half fix. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to be fair he feels that he is entitled to the half&half. so there he is stealing from local businesses. he is a vagrant, and a nuisance. and I'm sure he smells a mile away. This isn't some large fight for justice, but rather his delusion that he is providing for himself by living on the streets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must secretly kill him to know that modern OS X, shares zero of his code. It is 100% NeXTSTEP. Copeland & OS/2 was the last shot the 'hackers' had at doing a modern OS, and they both failed. Instead we have the professionals who did BSD Unix/Mach and VMS running the world. Oh and some kid's workalike SYSV, but really that is it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Subject: Re: There must be a live human at Apple? - On 8/3/13, David E Blanton <airedale@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > Check in to a Portland mental hygiene facility you need serious counseling. I'm not sure I follow your argument. Care to elucidate? Were I to but lift a finger, I could demonstrate that I represent the true feelings of most Apple developers. My constructive criticism has always aimed to set right the wrongs of others. Everyone who knows anything about me or the work I do, knows that I have always done that, starting from the age of three or so in 1967. That's the specific reason I attached a fifteen-line remote rootkit to an A/UX 2.0 Radar. It simply never occurred to me that by doing so, I would defeat Apple's $70M bid for an Air Force acquisition, but that someone on the A/UX time would instead just alter the permissions of just one file in their default install so as to be in compliance with just one CERT Advisory. It took me two solid weeks to go from that CERT Advisory to the rootkit source, after having struggled for well over a month to get anyone, anyone at all over at A/UX, to even understand what CERT was meant for, let alone verify their compliance to CERT themselves. Such verification was my own contribution to the A/UX 2.0 Beta Test; at the time I was a System 6 and 7 MacTCP test tools developer. When I was at Apple, from time to time Apple would hold an All-Hands meeting at a big concert hall at nearby DeAnza Community College. I expect that now they hold it in a bigger hall. At the end of those meetings, anyone in attendance can ask anything they please of the speakers, for the most part our top execs as well as a few important internal developers, so I took my turn at the Mic: "I was at one time an Apple third-party developer." (Resounding crash as four thousand jaws hit the floor, after which one could have heard a pin drop.) "The experience of all us developers, not just myself, is that Apple regularly promises us the world, then fails to deliver. Quite commonly we go to effort, time and expense to meet Apple most of the way, only to find Apple then does everything in its power to defeat us, as if it regards us as having done Apple wrong by doing something Apple specifically requested of us." Those weren't my exact words, but it was well understood that that was what I meant. The best Gil Amelio - 1996? - could come up with, was that he was well aware of Apple's problem of abusing its own developers, and that the company would endeavour to do better. Not long after that, all but a very few Apple third-party developers were thrown completely out of work as a result of the near-collapse of the company. Apple was incapable of shipping Copland. Continued, robust development of the Traditional OS (what would become Classic) actually would have been better than what actually happened, but Apple bet the farm on Copland. Apple also has an internal-use-only discussion board. It specifically supports anonymous discussions, but I never once posted anonymously, despite posting stuff far, far more critical of my own employer than I've ever posted to any list, anywhere, ever. One time I explained what Cognitive Dissonance is, a form of Self-Justification. Our Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field is very, very real; in general that phenomenon arises in every isolated community, in which there is at least one quite charismatic person present. I'd been studying such phenomena since 1974 or so, when I was ten, as I puzzled over the very few, but very strange reports coming out of newly Communist Cambodia, for example that everyone in the entire country who wore eyeglasses, somehow all disappeared into the ether in the space of a few days. The Reality Construction Kit https:/www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/4/18/153456/948#reality That's perhaps two pages in hardcopy form. The arguments are not from me but from Immanuel Kant, from the nineteenth century so, it's just that mere mortals regard Kant's prose as impenetrable. For ten years now I have advanced my thesis, that were the above link read on a regular basis, in a modestly widespread way - I've found that it's actually far more popular than I require - then such problems as we discuss in this thread, all but a few forms of mental illness, many kinds of serious crimes, bizarre cult phenomena such as the Heaven's Gate Mass Suicide in San Diego in Spring 1997, all would eventually become a thing of the distant past. I discuss this quite a lot with those in the know - Anthropologists, Psychologists, Law Enforcement Officers, Politicians, Military Personnel, Business Executives, people from cultures quite unlike my own. All but a few agree; those who don't, make clear they didn't understand what I actually said. For example it's commonly thought that the notion that we create our own reality, means that we can work magic just by thinking about doing so. No, that's not what I said. I often puzzle as to how anyone could ever take me as having said that. What I meant was, that what we actually experience, is not what's really happening. Consider your own experience of the world around you, as compared to that of your dog or your cat, as they occupy the same room as you. I learned about Cognitive Dissonance in an Intro Social Psychology course at UC Santa Cruz, taught by a graduate student of Eliot Aronson. Aronson's text "The Social Animal" is quite pricey, so I offered to lend my personal copy to anyone - at all, anywhere, not just at Apple - who wanted to read it. The only response I received, of any sort, was someone griping at me for giving my own employer a hard time. Despite all that, I continued received stellar performance reviews on a regular basis, some raises, was offered an internal transfer to Copland as a Performance Engineer, which job I would have loved, but turned down as I regarded Copland as a product that would never ship. My next job after that was as a founding developer, with a huge raise and lots of options, at an electric medical records startup that went on to become wildly successful. There's lots of those now; quite likely we were the first to enjoy widespread use but I don't really know. My Question For You, David? It's not like I don't know what the symptoms of mental illness are, as I am a trained and experience telephone suicide hotline counselor. Not only did I never lose anyone, I never once called 9-1-1, the police, the ambulance nor the coroner. Nor did I ever request a trace. In what way am I symptomatic? Please Elucidate. Ever Faithful, Michael David Crawford P.E., Process Architect Solving the Software Problem http://www.warplife.com/mdc/ lists@xxxxxxxxxxxx +1 (805) 235-1267 _________________ Do not post admin requests to the list. They will be ignored. Xcode-users mailing list (Xcode-users@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx) Help/Unsubscribe/Update your Subscription: https:/lists.apple.com/mailman/options/xcode-users/maillists%40codeha.us This email sent to maillists@xxxxxxxxx poop it all comes out as poop anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that is his latest obsession that god cannot change history. of course that contradicts the plan, which says it is where it needs to be, so fuck yuo!!!! also I'm surprised you've been contacted about his wellbeing. He is a posterboy on how the system fails the mentally ill time over time, as he clearly is incapable of supporting himself. jail is always the last stop before dying of exposure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must be nice being so delusional to not see how fucked you are. I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me really? Since Crawford accused me of stealing his creative content licensed open source K5 diary essays lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok looking now..... # apt-get install qmail Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done The following extra packages will be installed: qmail-run qmail-uids-gids Suggested packages: dot-forward qmail-tools The following packages will be REMOVED: postfix The following NEW packages will be installed: qmail qmail-run qmail-uids-gids 0 upgraded, 3 newly installed, 1 to remove and 0 not upgraded. Need to get 0 B/459 kB of archives. After this operation, 1503 kB disk space will be freed. Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y perl: warning: Setting locale failed. perl: warning: Please check that your locale settings: LANGUAGE = (unset), LC_ALL = (unset), LANG = "en_CA.UTF-8" are supported and installed on your system. perl: warning: Falling back to the standard locale ("C"). debconf: delaying package configuration, since apt-utils is not installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libdb-dev:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libc6:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libtinfo5:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libdb5.1:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'liblzma5:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libavahi-common-data:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libacl1:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libattr1:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'linux-libc-dev:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libc6-dev:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed (Reading database ... 42097 files and directories currently installed.) Removing postfix ... [ ok ] Stopping Postfix Mail Transport Agent: postfix. Processing triggers for man-db ... Selecting previously unselected package qmail-uids-gids. dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libdb-dev:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libc6:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libtinfo5:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libdb5.1:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'liblzma5:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libavahi-common-data:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libacl1:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libattr1:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'linux-libc-dev:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed dpkg: warning: files list file for package 'libc6-dev:i386' missing; assuming package has no files currently installed (Reading database ... 41933 files and directories currently installed.) Unpacking qmail-uids-gids (from .../qmail-uids-gids_1.06-5_all.deb) ... Selecting previously unselected package qmail. Unpacking qmail (from .../archives/qmail_1.06-5_i386.deb) ... Selecting previously unselected package qmail-run. Unpacking qmail-run (from .../qmail-run_2.0.2_all.deb) ... Processing triggers for man-db ... Setting up qmail-uids-gids (1.06-5) ... alias: uid must be "64010", not "161". You must have the following entries in /etc/passwd and /etc/group to install the Debian qmail packages on this system; if none of these users and groups exist yet, this package will add them automatically. /etc/passwd: alias:x:64010:XXXXX:qmail alias:/var/lib/qmail/alias:/bin/sh qmaild:x:64011:XXXXX:qmail daemon:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmails:x:64012:64010:qmail send:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmailr:x:64013:64010:qmail remote:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmailq:x:64014:64010:qmail queue:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmaill:x:64015:XXXXX:qmail log:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmailp:x:64016:XXXXX:qmail pw:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh /etc/group: qmail:x:64010: nofiles:x:XXXXX: Where XXXXX is an abritary system group id for the 'nofiles' group. Installation aborted. dpkg: error processing qmail-uids-gids (--configure): subprocess installed post-installation script returned error exit status 1 dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of qmail: qmail depends on qmail-uids-gids (>> 1.06); however: Package qmail-uids-gids is not configured yet. dpkg: error processing qmail (--configure): dependency problems - leaving unconfigured dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of qmail-run: qmail-run depends on qmail (>= 1.06-2.1); however: Package qmail is not configured yet. dpkg: error processing qmail-run (--configure): dependency problems - leaving unconfigured Errors were encountered while processing: qmail-uids-gids qmail qmail-run E: Sub-process /usr/bin/dpkg returned an error code (1) root@catalysthost:/var/ftp/warez/sourcecode# jesus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me # dpkg --audit The following packages are missing the list control file in the database, they need to be reinstalled: libc6-dev:i386 Embedded GNU C Library: Development Libraries and Header linux-libc-dev:i386 Linux support headers for userspace development libattr1:i386 Extended attribute shared library libacl1:i386 Access control list shared library libavahi-common-data:i386 Avahi common data files liblzma5:i386 XZ-format compression library libdb5.1:i386 Berkeley v5.1 Database Libraries [runtime] libtinfo5:i386 shared low-level terminfo library for terminal handling libc6:i386 Embedded GNU C Library: Shared libraries libdb-dev:i386 Berkeley Database Libraries [development] The following packages are missing the md5sums control file in the database, they need to be reinstalled: libc6-dev:i386 Embedded GNU C Library: Development Libraries and Header dhcp3-client ISC DHCP server (transitional package) linux-libc-dev:i386 Linux support headers for userspace development libattr1:i386 Extended attribute shared library libacl1:i386 Access control list shared library libavahi-common-data:i386 Avahi common data files liblzma5:i386 XZ-format compression library libdb5.1:i386 Berkeley v5.1 Database Libraries [runtime] libtinfo5:i386 shared low-level terminfo library for terminal handling libc6:i386 Embedded GNU C Library: Shared libraries dhcp3-common ISC DHCP common files (transitional package) libdb-dev:i386 Berkeley Database Libraries [development] ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did a bunch of cleaning now root@catalysthost:~# apt-get install qmail Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done The following extra packages will be installed: qmail-run qmail-uids-gids Suggested packages: dot-forward qmail-tools The following NEW packages will be installed: qmail qmail-run qmail-uids-gids 0 upgraded, 3 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded. Need to get 0 B/459 kB of archives. After this operation, 1774 kB of additional disk space will be used. Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y perl: warning: Setting locale failed. perl: warning: Please check that your locale settings: LANGUAGE = (unset), LC_ALL = (unset), LANG = "en_CA.UTF-8" are supported and installed on your system. perl: warning: Falling back to the standard locale ("C"). Selecting previously unselected package qmail-uids-gids. (Reading database ... 42185 files and directories currently installed.) Unpacking qmail-uids-gids (from .../qmail-uids-gids_1.06-5_all.deb) ... Selecting previously unselected package qmail. Unpacking qmail (from .../archives/qmail_1.06-5_i386.deb) ... Selecting previously unselected package qmail-run. Unpacking qmail-run (from .../qmail-run_2.0.2_all.deb) ... Processing triggers for man-db ... Setting up qmail-uids-gids (1.06-5) ... alias: uid must be "64010", not "161". You must have the following entries in /etc/passwd and /etc/group to install the Debian qmail packages on this system; if none of these users and groups exist yet, this package will add them automatically. /etc/passwd: alias:x:64010:XXXXX:qmail alias:/var/lib/qmail/alias:/bin/sh qmaild:x:64011:XXXXX:qmail daemon:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmails:x:64012:64010:qmail send:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmailr:x:64013:64010:qmail remote:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmailq:x:64014:64010:qmail queue:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmaill:x:64015:XXXXX:qmail log:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh qmailp:x:64016:XXXXX:qmail pw:/var/lib/qmail:/bin/sh /etc/group: qmail:x:64010: nofiles:x:XXXXX: Where XXXXX is an abritary system group id for the 'nofiles' group. Installation aborted. dpkg: error processing qmail-uids-gids (--configure): subprocess installed post-installation script returned error exit status 1 dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of qmail: qmail depends on qmail-uids-gids (>> 1.06); however: Package qmail-uids-gids is not configured yet. dpkg: error processing qmail (--configure): dependency problems - leaving unconfigured dpkg: dependency problems prevent configuration of qmail-run: qmail-run depends on qmail (>= 1.06-2.1); however: Package qmail is not configured yet. dpkg: error processing qmail-run (--configure): dependency problems - leaving unconfigured Errors were encountered while processing: qmail-uids-gids qmail qmail-run E: Sub-process /usr/bin/dpkg returned an error code (1) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was pissed as the qmail user ids and group was there. but now it is happy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yesterday I was waving my phone around Looking for a gps signal. And some duckweed knocks my phone to the ground. Where it was then hit by a car before it lande. In the street. It did not survive. To fix it would cost around $2000. but I can get the newest one for $4200. So yeah, I got a new phone last night night. All my pictures were replicated in NSA data centres so that worked out well. But my game/app status is all lost. So sad. in asia they are everywhere ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I would And restore people's old accounts. And ban all us parks and public wifi. Also auto translate to simplified and spam the chiners ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it'll never touch this nigga. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me been fucking around in MS-DOS with Watcom 10.6 & Doom. doing HR stuff is such a waste of time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2038 it'll be here before you know it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what an idiot doom is 32bit, no near/far bullshit. then again it isn't like you'd know what DOS4G/W is. Or why it is still sold. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is why I live in Hong Kong not China, nor Taiwan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit even Macau and Hong Kong dont think of themselves as Chinese. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no really there is a major 'us' vs 'them' vibe here. stuff like this http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1341539/anson-chan-says-hong-kong-mus t-set-its-own-role-developing-nation at the same time I can't find it but there is a major row going on about some free air tv station being denied, as they wanted to do a very local HK material, and Beijing doesn't want a culturally strong HK. they even took bruce lee, make him speak mandarain, and sell booze. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why people continue to book face is beyond me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are giving this guy way too much credit for OS/2. OS/2 is Gordon Letwin's baby. Have you not read the most important technical book of the 1990's?. But I digress, OS/2 was MS-DOS 4.0 which IBM got on board, and fucked up with SAA and shitty programmers. There is a bunch of NT OS/2 gems in the NT 4.0 source code. All kinds of design documents. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically what you are saying is that he caused the IBM MS rift. in 1987 Windows/386 was a thing. So was Xenix for the 386. This idiot pushing SAA held back 32bit computing on the desktop for a good 8 years. what a fucking idiot. even in 1990 OS/2 2.0 was where windows 95 was but in 1989. fucking stupid 286 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm still copying I have a 1 gig connection, but the server is far away ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i got it on LEB it was on sale like $17 a year. check it out here, change the billing cycle to 12 months to get the deal. i got the stuff so do whatever. I hope you saw my xenix additions..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me new job blues so do you want a macintosh or a Dell. well as much fun as it is to have my namesake, I thought with all the Egil inspired rants I'd get myself a free mac. god only knows what model. shit I don't even know what kind of dell it was. I'm assuming it'll be a laptop. did I make the right choice? the laptop is in the mail. no just the markets kind of why I shop in grocery stores. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh Egil! /ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Booking Information SWIS ID 765880 Name Crawford, Michael David Age 49 Gender Male Race White Height 6 ft 3 in Weight 235 lbs Hair Gray Eyes Brown Arresting Agency Tri-Met Police Booking Date 10/11/2013 05:06 PM Assigned Facility MCDC Projected Release Date Unknown Charges Court Case No. 120748021 DA Case No. 2247481 Citation No. None ATT ASSAULT IV (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced ATT ASSAULT IV (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced CRIM MISCH II (A Misdemeanor) Bail: $2,500 Status: Unsentenced HARASSMENT - B MISD (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced HARASSMENT - B MISD (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced I see you have no update either. just keeping the crawc0ck in peoples minds. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you think the roman empire would accept some ME cult without altering it to fit their version of the truth? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so I was writing up what I did last night fun times for sure. anyways yeah it was all sex, summary is I bought restraints, tied her up and she loved it. So while I'm writing this all up I get a phone call. It's HK Immigration. shit. I answer, and the voice at the other end says what I dreaded... "There is a problem with your immigration paperwork, and I'm affriad you have been denied, and will have to leave the SAR ASAP." well that sucks. I ask why I was denied, and He then starts to list off all these crimes I've committed in Hong Kong. From theft, to larceny, extortion, threats of bodily harm... I quickly interject he must have the wrong guy, that isn't me! I give him my case number. Oh. oh. whoops wrong file! But since you are on the phone, let me check on your status. I wait anxiously on the phone for a minute while he is typing away on some nice clickey keyboard.. must be a model M. Oh good news Mr Griffith! You've been approved. Actually your new ID card is already in the mail, it should be at your address any day now. He then apologizes for the confusion, and welcomes me to Hong Kong as a resident. I hang up all excited as hell. Just as I go to phone my wife, she is calling me! OMG GOOD NEWS BABY! before I can even tell her what just happened, she then tells me that she just got off the phone with the immigration people as they asked her some questions and stuff about me, and that I've been approved! I tell her I got the same call but from a different guy. We laugh. She is super happy now knowing I'll be here. Now that you have an ID card, you can go back & forth to China with easy baby! she squeaks on the phone. Now you can find a china girl friend! >^^< .. Her excitement is seemingly palatable over the phone. I laugh and say we can work out that later. I tell her she needs to come home ASAP so we can celebrate. Lately she's been saying how much I should find another girl to party with. I keep on saying that I'm just having too much of a good time with her. But she keeps on throwing stuff like this at me, trying to encourage me to get another girl. I don't know if I'll even go through with something like that. Would having two women be something like hell on earth? Shit. I don't know, I just don't know. yeah we did that i just havne't finished writing it up... good fun ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not yet but who knows? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 'they' know you are up to something when you break your routine movement habits. Enjoy your prison control grid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me blastar's downfall in 2 seconds http://sciencenordic.com/boss-not-workload-causes-workplace-depression shocking it tell you, shocking! im surprised there hasn't been a peace mission to iran. and by peace, I mean massive invasion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sye's next story http://www.my9nj.com/story/23787987/foreclosure-vampires-in-nj in english! too close to WPB no wonder you are so bitter. you need to chill in either satellite beach, or miami beach. either way, florida is just a mind fuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you must be new to the American experience. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought this was going to be anti-Amtrak Kinda disappointed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny how the government is exempt from all these 'universal' laws... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2x this am before she left for work, thanks for your concern. which was the same yesterday. last night while we were out, I picked out some new bras for her, she was really estatic over some that are covered in fake fur. although for Halloween she really wanted something like this. I think I'll let her have it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think she wants it To be secretly furry at work or out in the world. But who knows, trying to second guess a woman is suicide. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rusty has been a failure for quite some time while MDC has gone from making 150k a year to stealing half & half, ketchup and living on the streets. the only thing that held him together was the idea that he could play the joker with us being bat man or some shit. "I'm not sure I follow your argument. Care to elucidate?" but as we all know he fell out of a loveless marriage, fell into drugs (speed), and then like all addicts destroyed their lives, their family and now lives in and out of prison and the streets. he had it all, and threw it away. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Some views on Aesthetics Date: 10 Oct 90 23:27:13 GMT In article <1990Oct10.194910.23185@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> punch@pleiades.cps.msu.edu (Bill Punch) writes: >But it still doesn't answer the question of what aesthetic IS, >especially from the viewpoint of experience. Since I have neither blue >sky nor sea here, what is it about say, Vaughn Williams Sym No 5 that >evokes a sense of wonder in me, or reading to James Weldon Johnson's >"Creation Story" or whatever. Why doesn't "Mary had a little lamb" or >"Jack and jill" do the same thing? Robert Pirsig discussed this question is Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. It is not a simple question. Essentially the best answer he could find (in defining quality, which I think is equivalent here), is that "Quality is what you like." Sounds circular, though, but he made a strong point for this being valid and no better answer existing. He made the point that quality could not be rigorously defined, but that this did not mean it did not exist. One can prove this by imagining what the world would be like without quality -- nothing would be made except for functional purpose, etc. Certainly our world is not like this. Aesthetic is a very personal thing. There is a common aesthetic within a society, but only to the extent that the people in the aesthetic are similiar. Thus one cannot define what is "good" without having something to experience the goodness. Perhaps you should try to reflect on just what it is that distinguishes what you like from what you don't like. Perhaps you can get a sense of what aesthetic is from trying to define what it isn't. Consider that when a Javanese Gamelan master was played some Western music, and asked what he thought of it, he said: "All I hear is space between notes." Perhaps a more useful question might be not to define what aesthetic is, but what it would take to construct a beast that would be capable of experiencing it. -- Michael D. Crawford Oddball Enterprises Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. 606 Modesto Avenue escher@apple.com Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Applelink: escher@apple.com@INTERNET# oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu The opinions expressed here are solely my own. "This is Apple. Reality changes hourly, so your mileage may vary." -- chuq so k5 needs a hardware platform and a DRM solution to prevent the troll(s)? now that'd be rad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad the greatest debugger of our generation is locked up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good debugger for DOS? Date: 7 Aug 90 20:00:01 GMT Is there a good low-level debugger for DOS machines that will take over the system when it crashes? I am thinking of something like motorola's Macsbug, which has been extensively improved on the Apple Mac. Basically, it needs to run as an alternative to DOS when it is executing, rather than using DOS, it needs to disable interrupts (so it must poll the keyboard), and it should take over the machine when a crash is detected. It would be nice to be able to get into it with ctrl-alt-del or the hard reset switch. All the DOS debuggers I have seen are not suitable for debugging any thing like communication software or device drivers. It would be nice, if all the above were satisfied, if it had built-ins for displaying the system data structures. Let me know if it works with MS Windows or not; I can go either way, but it would be nice to have one that worked with it. Please e-mail your responses and I will post a summary. Thanks, -- Michael D. Crawford Oddball Enterprises Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. 606 Modesto Avenue escher@apple.com Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Applelink: escher@apple.com@INTERNET# oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu The opinions expressed here are solely my own. alias make '/bin/make & rn' from what i recall that sounds about right. v86 mode was the only way to go. But a 386 even in 1990 cost some serious coin. Pre-386 the big boys would just use an ICE. Of course there was SoftICE, but yeah it required a 386. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah man there is no substitute for a hardware debugger. but I haven't had one in ages. shit was cool though you can forcefully debug anything. but ICE's are fucking expensive. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me much like how a little searching and you can have C, C++, Fortran, Pascal, Cobol, Basic, Assembly, SDK's, DDK's even OS source if you know where to look.... I didn't get too wrapped into asm, as I was a pascal kid, and Turbo Pascal 5.5 let you write ISR's in HEX. ... So I'd write some simple shit to clear interrupts, copy data to the stack, and resume interrupts in debug, unassemble it, and copy (by hand!) the hex stream, and input it into Pascal by hand again hoping not to typo, and hoping not to have some issues with segments. The unauthorized windows 95 book was cool, as it showed me how to hack DPMI! even with C, although restricted to tiny mode on a 286 which wasn't very useful. Then I gout a majorly discounted copy of Watcom C/C++ 10.0 .... wow that shit was fucking AWESOME... 16bit MS-DOS, Windows, OS/2 with SDK's, and 32bit MS-DOS (DOS4G/W), AutoCat, NetWare, OS/2 Win386, Win32.. with all those SDK's. It was insane, and a full CD-ROM just exploding with so much information it was impossible to digest. So yeah kids today are swimming in so much stuff they aren't even aware of what they have. My god look at any Linux distro from 1993 and 2013. There is so much shit in there it is impossible to know what the fuck is going on with a kitchen sink install. And I'm pretty sure nobody builds their own kernels anymore... not that it really fucking matters, I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but even while working @ apple he was questing to debug shit on a PC! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL Don't bother replying I am using a throwaway account. We told joker that your address was invalid to get rid of kuro5hin once and for all. We didn't expect k5 members to come to husi. Stay away! If we catch blastar posting more diaries or being at our site we will send people to kill him. Do us a favor blastar and kill yourself. Delivered-To: delgriffith@gmail.com Received: by 10.64.9.141 with SMTP id z13csp104817iea; Tue, 22 Oct 2013 17:34:07 -0700 (PDT) X-Received: by 10.205.3.7 with SMTP id nw7mr8148787bkb.26.1382488446874; Tue, 22 Oct 2013 17:34:06 -0700 (PDT) Return-Path: <ublockhead@yandex.com> Received: from forward5m.mail.yandex.net (forward5m.mail.yandex.net. 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Anyways, I wonder if Joker will believe "we" and keep kuro5hin down? People got to get their kuro5hits though. ucblockhead is a twat but he can spell his own nic, while this person used ublockhead. which is also why they hid behind a tor. personally I don't give a shit. but the drama is kinda funny ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is just pointless drama and this 'blockhead' posted through tor so I doubt its him anyways. not that it matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you don't have OggOS on your 6502 equipped Commodore 64. Sorry ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A question on local variable allocation Date: 27 Feb 90 00:44:33 GMT In article <25E58087.11649@paris.ics.uci.edu> rfg@paris.ics.uci.edu (Ronald Guilmette) writes: >Can someone please explain to me why, in the following code, the space >allocated for the two local array variables does not overlap? > ... > void function () > { > { > int inside1[1024]; > > g (inside1); > } > > { > int inside2[1024]; > > g (inside2); > } > } > I believe the reason is that C allows one to goto the inside of a block from the outside, as long as the goto is within the same function. This would allow one to jump back and forth between the two blocks given. I admit, though, that the optimizer ought to note the absence of any goto's or labels within the function block, and do the allocation as you suggest, with it overlapping. By the way, the allocation of the arrays on the stack is done at the time the function is entered (in general -- I do not know much about gcc). I could image there could be some trouble with alloca() working properly if called inside, or outside of the blocks. -- Michael D. Crawford Oddball Enterprises 694 Nobel Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. escher@apple.com The opinions expressed here are solely my own. -- Notice how he didn't elucidate the user? Nor did he scorn them. He wasn't crying at the keyboard either. 1990 was a better year for the CrawC0ck. pretty sure it was MSVC then they fixed the behaviour and all kinds of shit broke. Not just MS code, but 3rd party code. apparently people, even 23 years ago didn't know that {} is it's own little world. THE MIND SIMPLY REELS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me failed at being a failure so you fail. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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It's enough to turn your brain to guacamole! No, wait! It's worse than that! It's enough to turn your brain to quivering Gishenite jello-puddles!!! Aaarrrrgghh!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Xerox Airlift Proposal 10/06/1989 Let me first say that I cannot describe the pain I feel for those who died, those who suffer, and their families. Nothing has affected me quite like this for a long time. Every day I cry when I think of what insanity was commited in the Gate of Heavenly Peace. When I lie in bed at night I feel the sting of bullets in my mind, retch at the image of tank crushing harmless people, guilty of nothing more than wanting a better life, a few of the many privileges I take for granted as an American. Tears run from my eyes even now, as I write this. My heartfelt prayers go out to you. I have been saying all along, what can I do? That will make a real difference? One small thing: starting tommorrow I am forwarding this newsgroup to KZSC, the radio station of the University of California, Santa Cruz. You can do this too: there are more sites that do not recieve the news than do, and many sites that do, do not distribute it fully; for example UCSC does not allow it on its open access computers. Forward this to radio stations, and copy it into public directories on non-USENET machines. I am further inspired by the recent posting describing an effort of the Taiwanese military to airlift newspapers to China via helium balloon. For a long time I have thought of the idea of lofting "ditto machines", or spirit duplicators, into Eastern Europe from West Germany. I feel this would be the best thing to do, as they are inexpensive, require less maintenance, and likely could use paper available locally. More important than nice print quality is to saturate the country so as to make sure some get through the efforts of the "Government" to intercept them. This was originally suggested to me by Steinbeck's book The Moon is Down, which described the same technique being used -- fictionally -- in World War II to send small explosives to resistance groups. Here is what a package might contain: A spirit duplicator that may be electrically or hand powered by turning a crank. A lightweight but durable, portable, manual typewriter. This might be a problem for China -- are there reasonable Chinese typewriters? Pardon my ignorance. The master's could be written by hand though. A case of masters. These are pairs of paper sheets. One writes on the top one, and a heavy "carbon paper" ink is deposited on the bottom one. Pressing this ink on a paper moistened with alcohol prints on it. Several 1 gallon cans of alcohol, with instructions for building a still to make more. It is important to allow part of the shipment to be abandoned if only one person is available to carry it. Several reams of paper. A portable short-wave radio, and a copy of the paper: Villlard, O. G. "Interference-reducing Antennas for Shortwave Broadcast Listeners," IEEE Transactions on Broadcasting, Vol. 34, No. 2, June 1988. as suggested by Kok Chen, kc...@apple.com, translated into Chinese, with illustrations for those who cannot read, A big fat chocolate bar and a piece of gold, so that those who do not care to use the devices will want to look for them anyway. One concern is that launching these from Taiwan might reasonably be considered an act of war, which might make the Taiwanese government nervous about it. One could load these on a ship and launch at night from the China Sea. If one used very high altitude (say 90 000 feet) balloons, with timers that punch the balloon, and a small parachute on the case, it will be difficult to shoot these down. Especially if they are constructed of radar absorbing materials! Enough theorizing. I want to start a discussion with those who would like me to help them make this a reality. We will need an organization, we will need funding, donations of equipment, time, the means to get to the China sea, and much expensive helium. One last request -- would someone at least e-mail this if they see it? I am not sure my news posting is working off-site. Yours for a better world, -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike Secure NetNews HyperCard Stack. Date: 25 May 90 18:14:46 GMT In article <1624@amethyst.math.arizona.edu> face@arizona.edu (Chris 'Face' Janton) writes: >In article <3012.9005241522@crete.cs.glasgow.ac.uk> inei@cs.glasgow.ac.uk >(Nick Nei) writes: >> our Computing Science Department. It worries me that any person >> can post news. While I can trust members of staff, I cannot trust >> students not to abuse this privilege. >At least at our site... The ability to post news can be controlled on a >per system basis, meaning that unless the nntp server allows my Mac to >post I can't do a news post. I can send mail, with responses going into >the bitbucket if I don't have an account on the sending system. > >Simply put you should be able to prohibit posting on a system by system >basis. Only allow those systems that you want to post news. > >Am I confused? Yes. Anyone who can send mail to the Internet can post news. I understand the way you would post to this group would be to send mail to: comp-protocols-appletalk@uunet.uu.net or any other Usenet/Internet backbone site. I believe this mechanism is provided to allow those without newsfeeds to post questions that can be replied to via normal mail -- it works via UUCP gateways into the Internet, like my link with ucscc mentioned below. There are also a number of mailing lists that are repeated to the news. I don't see any reason why you should go to much trouble to prevent people from posting. A more reasonable thing to do would be to have pnews (which does the actual posting) examine a list of approved posters. The way to get on that list would be to attend a one or two hour course at your computer center on how to use the news readers, Usenet etiquette, and so on. Those too lazy to attend the course can figure out how to post via the mail gateways. Make faculty and staff take this course too, unless they have been posting for a long time. Either they observe the etiquette, or they are immune to having it taught them. -- Michael D. Crawford Oddball Enterprises Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. 606 Modesto Avenue escher@apple.com Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Applelink: escher@apple.com@INTERNET# oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu The opinions expressed here are solely my own. alias make '/bin/make & rn' data glove touch sensors Date: 12 Apr 90 22:15:24 GMT In article <2833@milton.acs.washington.edu> Chris Shaw writes: > >It used to be that the DataGlove had touch sources on its fingertips, but >no longer. Apparently they didn't work too well. Everything felt like sandpaper >or something. The DataGlove command set still pretends to support this >feature, but sending the command is a no-op. > It would be simple to put heating elements in the gloves to give temperature feedback. Thermo-electric devices (bi-metal strips) of the sort they use to cool submarines would provide cold as well. Then you could have a virtual snowball fight and warm your hands over the fire afterwards. >-- >Chris Shaw University of Alberta >cdshaw@cs.UAlberta.ca Now with new, minty Internet flavour! >CatchPhrase: Bogus as HELL ! -- Michael D. Crawford Oddball Enterprises 606 Modesto Avenue Santa Cruz, CA 95060 oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. escher@apple.com Applelink: escher@apple.com@INTERNET# The opinions expressed here are solely my own. --- Submarines, like you know because my father was in the NAVY! ... how is it he didn't slip this gem in? I'm still trying to find that crazy shit he wrote about sending hot air ballons into china with gold bars, chocolate, and typewritters as a way to free the Chinese after the Tiananmen square massacre. but he wont get my beer my coffee machine, nor my locks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can one rebutt his article by pointing out that his namesake doesn't even work in DNS... LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Summary: Mac & PC CD-ROM Keywords: Some drives you can hook to both Date: 1 Mar 90 20:52:24 GMT Here is a summary of the responses to my request for a CD-ROM that will plug into both the IBM-PC. I haven't called any salescreatures yet, but it looks like the best bet is the Toshiba XM-3201, which is available in PC and Mac configurations, the PC version coming with a SCSI host adaptor. Cal-ABCO can put together a custom configuration for both. Their number is 800-NOW-ABCO. The second choice would be the NEC, which is a slow drive, or there is a third party driver on the market that claims to support all drives, on the Mac I believe. One can buy a PC drive and then use this driver. Thanks to all who responded! Mike Crawford Mike Crawford oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu From newbery@mips.vuw.ac.nz Tue Feb 27 15:51:28 1990 Funnily enough, I asked the exact same question a while ago. We have still not made a decision but are currently looking at Sony and Hitachi drives. Both these come as a SCSI CD-ROM drive plus a PC card that supports SCSI and some PC driver software. Neither supplier seems to have a Mac driver (but that may just be the total ignorance of the local agents) and I can attest that the Apple CD-ROM driver does NOT work with the Sony drive (the only one we've had a play with so far). However, we have a so called universal driver on order ($79) from a company whose name escapes me (the name & address is with the orders clerk) but which I found on AppleLink in the 3rd party library. Their driver claims to support all common drives, including Apple's. Please let me know how you get on. -- Michael Newbery<newbery@rata.vuw.ac.nz> (...!uunet!vuwcomp!newbery if you must) Awopbopaloobop alopbamBOOM. From wilkins@jarthur.Claremont.edu Tue Feb 27 18:38:19 1990 I know that Pitzer College, in Claremont, California, has a NEC Intersect CDR-35 CD-ROM connected via an a/b switch to a Mac and a PC. I am not sure what they are doing with respect to driver software, but I do know the person who could tell you. I DO know that they have all the necessary software set up at this time and that the drive is in regular use. The person to contact is Jack Stewart, e-mail address jack@pitvax.claremont.edu, and if that doesn't work, jstewart@jarthur.claremont.edu should. ... He can tell you the details of their hardware and software setup. I understand that the NEC CD-ROM drive is the slowest on the market, but it's also better than Apple's 1-time special developer's price if you order from a discount retailer... the one which comes to mind is "The MacZone", because they tend to carry a lot of hardware compared to other such companies. -- Mark Wilkins wilkins@jarthur.claremont.edu From coherent!dplatt@apple.com Tue Feb 27 18:42:30 1990 No problem. Buy a Toshiba XM-3201 (it has a SCSI interface). Toshiba can also sell you a PC adaptor (I believe it's a single-card SCSI host adaptor). The XM-3201 comes in two configurations. The XM-3201A is a Mac unit in a standalone case, with SCSI cable, terminator, and Mac driver software. The XM-3201B is a PC model... the same mechanism, but designed for mounting in a standard half-height 5.25" disk-drive slot... and it ships with the PC adaptor and software. The drive-units are completely identical. So, I think what you'd want to do is purchase the XM-3201A, and also purchase the SCSI host adaptor for the PC (if you don't have one already) and the PC driver software. This drive is just about the fastest CD-ROM drive on the market. I've had one for a couple of months now, and am very happy with it. The Mac driver software is quite good (it's OEMed from Optical Media International). I suggest that you call Cal-ABCO, at 800-NOW-ABCO, and ask to speak to their disk-products representative for your area. Since you're in the S.F. Bay area, you may well end up speaking with a woman named Misha... she put together the rather non-standard order I placed back in December (XM-3201B PC-internal drive mechanism, delete the host adaptor, add the Mac driver software). She did a thoroughly professional job... and I ended up getting the whole package for $725. If you do speak with her, tell her I said "Hi!" -- Dave Platt VOICE: (415) 493-8805 UUCP: ...!{ames,apple,uunet}!coherent!dplatt DOMAIN: dplatt@coherent.com INTERNET: coherent!dplatt@ames.arpa, ...@uunet.uu.net USNAIL: Coherent Thought Inc. 3350 West Bayshore #205 Palo Alto CA 94303 From @CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU:henk@spex1 Wed Feb 28 06:12:04 1990 I used a Philips CM-100 (old SCSI CD-ROM drive) on both a PC and a Mac Plus. I think so, some SCSI drive will do. Maybe you can use an Apple drive on a PC with SCSI port. Henk -- =========================== &pipe; Henk van der Griendt E-mail: henk@spex.nl &pipe; &pipe; Speech Processing EXpertise centre tel: 070 - 3322693 &pipe; &pipe; p/a PTT Research Neher Laboratorium &pipe; &pipe; kamer LE 107 &pipe; &pipe; Postbus 421 &pipe; &pipe; 2260 AK Leidschendam &pipe; =========================== From munnari!vaxc.cc.monash.edu.au!CIE590L@uunet.UU.NET Thu Mar 1 11:36:58 1990 I bought an NEC CDR-75 which is a SCSI device. It plugs straight into the Mac, and a SCSI controller is available for the PC. Both sets of drivers comes with the appropriate interface kits. -- Roger Hadgraft &pipe; hadgraft@civeng.monash.edu.au Lecturer in Civil Engineering &pipe; phone: +61 3 565 4983 Monash University &pipe; fax: +61 3 565 3409 Clayton, Vic. 3168. Australia. &pipe; -- Michael D. Crawford Oddball Enterprises 694 Nobel Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. escher@apple.com The opinions expressed here are solely my own. formatting CDC 9720-1230 Date: 17 Oct 89 00:17:52 GMT Organization: Octel Communications Corporation Lines: 17 Can anyone tell me what information one wants in /etc/format.dat, on a Sun under SunOS 4.0, to format a CDC 9720-1230, 1.2 Gigabyte disc? This would be the numbers of heads, cylinders, sectors, and bytes per sector. This is for a friend who wants to use it on a Xylogics 753 controller. -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 uunet!apple!vsi1!octel!mike CI$ 72377,623 Tilting at Windmills for a Better Tommorrow. ----- Such a pitty. I wonder if he ever figured it out. The answer: disk_type = "CDC EMD 9720" \ : ctlr = XY450 : fmt_time = 4 \ : ncyl = 1147 : acyl = 2 : pcyl = 1217 : nhead = 10 : nsect = 48 \ : rpm = 3600 : bpt = 30240 : bps = 613 : drive_type = 1 Project management in THINK C (as in UNIX RCS or MPW Projector) Date: 5 Feb 90 21:45:50 GMT I have thought a bit about this, having done a lot of source code control on Unix. The source code to RCS is available, and there is a better source code control system that has come out of Germany, though I forget the name, that is available in source. They could be ported to the Mac. I am fiddling with porting some of the GNU tools, grep, flex, and bison, to ThinkC. I have not gotten very far yet, but I have the idea of running them with some kind of DA. Integrating RCS into ThinkC, though is another problem. ThinkC does not give the developer any means to customize it, nor the format of the project file (there have been times I have wished I could fiddle with it). How about a "Source Code Control Filesystem?" (or version numbering of files as in VMS...). One could write a foreign filesystem driver that would diff files as they were written! (I sure wouldn't want to write it). ThinkC would sell to a lot of people who use MPW if they had good version control! I cannot imagine any project with more than one or two programmers successfully using ThinkC over several releases. I enjoy using ThinkC at home, but here at Apple we all use MPW. Mike Crawford Oddball Enterprises 694 Nobel Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. escher@apple.com These are my own opinions. No one else may have them. Advertising GNU, and Selling service 21 Dec 89 19:34:34 GMT The discussion of Unipress selling Gosling Emacs as an example of restricting public domain code brought up a little peeve of mine. Its that the sellers of commercial competitors to free and public domain code get all the press in the industry, and present themselves as the only alternative. Becuase the FSF does not advertise, there are shops where no one has heard of GNU Emacs, and who pay good money for its cheap imitation. A few jobs ago I worked for a company that was not on the net and did not read the news. My employer was a miser who would not spare a dime for a decent tool. (I was on a Sun workstation, but that had preceeded him, and he was carrying on a program to migrate to the PC!) I read all the industry mags, Unix World, Sun Technology and so on, and when Unipress ran the ads that they were (approximately... twiddle quote?) RThe authorized distributor for EmacsS. This made me very sad, as I knew I would never get to use Emacs, though I knew it was just what I wanted in an editor. Fortunately a helpful soul gave me a GNU tape. Up until then I was not at all convinced that being a programmer was worthwhile. It was a temporary job until I found something better to do with my life. Reading the GNU Emacs code convinced me that there was something worthwhile that one could do as a programmer. When I got smart and got a new job, now as a contract programmer, my new client was using Unipress Emacs, and had extensively modified it, at their own expense, to do many things that were standard in GNU Emacs, like running a shell in a window. When they got Sun workstations, one of their programmers had to put a VT100 on his workstation serial port to do his editing, as this homebrew Gosmacs was hardcoded for it. They even had GNU Emacs online when I got there, but no one knew how to use it, and they kept on with the Unipress. Now, the FSF does not have a lot of money, but there are ways to advertise that would not cost them anything. For one thing, there are those Advertising Council ads, for the Heart Foundation and such, that magazines run for free. Now for my second subject: I am a contract programmer, and I am thinking of charging for support of GNU Emacs. I fully expect that I could make a good living. Someone posted a message here, that to write GNU software, one would have to be a consultant, or contract programmer, as if that was somehow undesirable. Well, I am a contract programmer, and I am making some killer ducats doing it! My idea is that I would advertise in Silicon Valley newspapers to install Emacs, X windows, whatever else is free or public domain, on clients computers for some reasonable charge. I would advertise that GNU Emacs is the better one, that it is free, and I would come install it for a charge. I would charge for modifications, to develop lisp libraries, to port to new hardware. I would abide by the GPL -- if the client were to distribute my work, they would have to distribute the code, I would post new code to the net and the GNU bug reporting address. I have been told that to charge for supporting GNU would be counter to their philosophy, but this does not seem to be the case to me -- and I would be a test of whether their philosophy could work in the cold, hard steel world of Silicon Valley. It is my impression, that may be wrong, that most software is written for internal use by the company that developed it. In many cases, they use it as an edge against their competitors, but often it is just to have some tool, like that hacked Gosmacs above, that they need just to get some job done. I think there is enough demand around for this sort of thing that I could charge for code written under the GPL. PS. I donUt think this is a stupid group. I think it is great that people are getting worked up over the Manifesto, and that there is much real discussion going on. I just wish people would be a little more rational in their RdebateS. They FSF is not a bunch of bloodthirsty revolutionaries. They are doing the sort of thing that universities have been doing for years. Lots of people write software that is publish under GPL-like licenses -- like Mach, and BSD (you can get the source to the parts that donUt have AT&T code, like most of the utilities.) Mike Crawford Oddball Enterprises 694 Nobel Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu Consulting for: Apple Computer <- yes thatUs right! escher@apple.com These are my own opinions. No one else may have them. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS From: tower@AI.MIT.EDU (Leonard H. Tower Jr.) Date: 21 Dec 89 21:02:00 GMT Organization: Project GNU, Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass. Ave., Cambridge, MA 02139, USA +1 (617) 876-3296 Lines: 21 Errors-To: gnu-misc-discuss-request@cis.ohio-state.edu Reply-To: gnu-misc-discuss@cis.ohio-state.edu Sender: gnu-misc-discuss-request@cis.ohio-state.edu Date: 21 Dec 89 19:34:34 GMT From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) Organization: Apple Computer I have been told that to charge for supporting GNU would be counter to their philosophy, but this does not seem to be the case to me -- and I would be a test of whether their philosophy could work in the cold, hard steel world of Silicon Valley. FSF and GNUers have nothing against people making a living supporting GNU software. We even support it. Have a look at the file etc/SERVICE in the GNU Emacs distribution. Note that rms makes his livilihood supporting and creating free software (BTW, he is still a GNU volunteer, not on FSF payroll). enjoy -len ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Spitbol or Snobol compiler wanted Does anybody know of a Spitbol or Snobol compiler available public domain? If not, how about a commercial one? The one that I know about is SPITBOL-68K from Catspaw Inc. -- Mike Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike THE MIND SIMPLY REELS "CARE TO ELUCIDATE?" A UseNET History As a serious Crawfordoligiest, I just couldn't let the current catchphrase (that he implies he always used) "Care to elucidate" was a popular one from the one & only MDC (PBUH). So I thought I would first start with the history of the internet, the UT Zoo usenet archive. Google had this online, and since have done a splendid job of hiding it. Contained within is the history of mankind on the internet from February, 1981 until June, of 1991. $ egrep -ril 'Care to elucidate' . b132/comp/sys/sun/5312 b137/alt/sources/amiga/27 b187/comp/unix/aux/3149 b187/comp/unix/aux/3206 b224/soc/religion/islam/1230 news003f1/b8/net.movies/659 news003f1/b8/net.space/802 news018f1/b31/net/analog/52 news018f1/b31/net/physics/1795 news032f1/b52/net/singles/9358 As you will notice this is NOT a popular catchphrase. If anything the only real possibilities of a genuine MDC sighting is comp.unix.aux & net.physics. Let us investigate b132/comp/sys/sun/5312 From: ray@dsiramd.dsir.govt.nz (Ray Brownrigg) b137/alt/sources/amiga/27 From: mrr@amanpt1.Newport.RI.US (Mark Rinfret) b187/comp/unix/aux/3149 From: domo@tsa.co.uk (Dominic Dunlop) b187/comp/unix/aux/3206 From: cappella@Apple.COM (Mike Cappella) b224/soc/religion/islam/1230 From: adnan@eniac.seas.upenn.edu (Adnan Choudhury) news003f1/b8/net.movies/659 From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:teklabs!tektroni!tekcad!keithl news003f1/b8/net.space/802 From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:teklabs!tektroni!tekcad!keithl news018f1/b31/net/analog/52 From: sleat@aat.UUCP news018f1/b31/net/physics/1795 From: sleat@aat.UUCP news032f1/b52/net/singles/9358 From: sleat@aat.UUCP Oddly enough no Crawford posts. But what of possibly finding all the 'mike crawford' posts? Well let us run a simple grep: $ egrep -ri mike *&pipe;grep -i crawford b127/comp/emacs/6337:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b127/comp/sys/mac/33522:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b127/comp/sys/mac/33522:Reply-To: mike@octelc.UUCP (Mike Crawford) b127/comp/sys/mac/33579:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b127/comp/sys/mac/33689:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b127/comp/text/4169:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b127/comp/text/4243:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b127/gnu/emacs/1072:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b127/gnu/emacs/1127:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b128/comp/emacs/6378:In article <23@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b128/comp/emacs/6421:In article <23@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b128/comp/text/4253:In article <23@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b128/comp/text/4289:In article <23@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b128/gnu/emacs/1153:In article <23@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b128/gnu/emacs/1184:In article <23@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b133/comp/unix/wizards/17796:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b133/comp/unix/wizards/17801:In article <33@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b133/comp/unix/wizards/17842:In article <33@octel.UUCP>, mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b133/news/sysadmin/2625:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b133/news/sysadmin/2627:In article <33@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b133/news/sysadmin/2630:In article <33@octel.UUCP>, mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b134/comp/sys/mac/37448:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b134/comp/sys/mac/37448:Reply-To: mike@octel.UUCP (Mike Crawford) b134/comp/windows/x/13197:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b134/gnu/emacs/bug/1118:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b134/gnu/emacs/bug/1118:Reply-To: mike@octel.UUCP (Mike Crawford) b134/gnu/emacs/bug/1121:In article <39@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b135/comp/dcom/modems/4531:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b135/comp/dcom/modems/4532:In article <43@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b135/comp/sys/sun/5654:From: pyramid!octel!mike@uunet.uu.net (Mike Crawford) b135/gnu/emacs/bug/1182:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b135/gnu/emacs/bug/1182:Reply-To: mike@octel.UUCP (Mike Crawford) b136/comp/sys/mac/38903:octela!mike (Mike Crawford) b136/comp/sys/mac/39387:octela!mike (Mike Crawford) b137/comp/sys/mac/39947:octela!mike (Mike Crawford) b137/news/announce/newgroups/78:octela!mike (Mike Crawford) b137/news/groups/13124:octela!mike (Mike Crawford) b138/comp/dcom/modems/4667:In article <43@octel.UUCP> mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) writes: b138/comp/periphs/2181:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b138/comp/sys/sun/6254:From: octela!mike@uunet.uu.net (Mike Crawford) b140/comp/sys/mac/programmer/10143:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) b140/comp/sys/mac/programmer/10143:Reply-To: mike@octel.UUCP (Mike Crawford) Quite disappointing, it is all his days at Octel. At least back then he did have his odball enterprises. Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike CI$ 72377,623 the next phase is looking for his tilting windmills. forgot to add news103f1/b126/comp/sources/wanted/7654:From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) news103f1/b126/comp/sources/wanted/7654:Mike Crawford Consulting for: news118f1/b145/gnu/misc/discuss/623:From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) news118f1/b145/gnu/misc/discuss/623:Mike Crawford news118f1/b145/gnu/misc/discuss/625: From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/48060:From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/48060:Mike Crawford news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12165:From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12165:Mike Crawford news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12197:From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12197:Mike Crawford news120f1/b152/comp/sys/mac/48288:>In article <6413@internal.Apple.COM> escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) writes: news120f1/b152/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12317:>In article <6413@internal.Apple.COM> escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) writes: news120f1/b152/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12421:From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) news120f1/b152/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12421:Mike Crawford news120f1/b152/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12433:In article <6650@internal.Apple.COM> escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) writes: news120f1/b153/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12455:From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) news121f1/b155/comp/periphs/scsi/88:Mike Crawford news121f1/b155/comp/sys/ibm/pc/45504:Mike Crawford news121f1/b155/comp/sys/mac/hardware/1953:Mike Crawford Wait his alias is escher? $ more news118f1/b145/gnu/misc/discuss/623 Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!clyde.concordia.ca!uunet!cs.utexas.edu!swrin de!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!mips!apple!apple.com!escher From: escher@apple.com (Mike Crawford) Newsgroups: gnu.misc.discuss Subject: Advertising GNU, and Selling service Message-ID: <5926@internal.Apple.COM> Date: 21 Dec 89 19:34:34 GMT Sender: usenet@Apple.COM Organization: Apple Computer Lines: 90 The discussion of Unipress selling Gosling Emacs as an example of restricting public domain code brought up a little peeve of mine. Its that the sellers of commercial competitors to free and public domain code get all the press in the industry, and present themselves as the only alternative. Becuase the FSF does not advertise, there are shops where no one has heard of GNU Emacs, and who pay good money for its cheap imitation. A few jobs ago I worked for a company that was not on the net and did not read the news. My employer was a miser who would not spare a dime for a decent tool. (I was on a Sun workstation, but that had preceeded him, and he was carrying on a program to migrate to the PC!) I read all the industry mags, Unix World, Sun Technology and so on, and when Unipress ran the ads that they were (approximately... twiddle quote?) RThe authorized distributor for EmacsS. This made me very sad, as I knew I would never get to use Emacs, though I knew it was just what I wanted in an editor. Fortunately a helpful soul gave me a GNU tape. Up until then I was not at all convinced that being a programmer was worthwhile. It was a temporary job until I found something better to do with my life. Reading the GNU Emacs code convinced me that there was something worthwhile that one could do as a programmer. When I got smart and got a new job, now as a contract programmer, my new client was using Unipress Emacs, and had extensively modified it, at their own expense, to do many things that were standard in GNU Emacs, like running a shell in a window. When they got Sun workstations, one of their programmers had to put a VT100 on his workstation serial port to do his editing, as this homebrew Gosmacs was hardcoded for it. They even had GNU Emacs online when I got there, but no one knew how to use it, and they kept on with the Unipress. Now, the FSF does not have a lot of money, but there are ways to advertise that would not cost them anything. For one thing, there are those Advertising Council ads, for the Heart Foundation and such, that magazines run for free. Now for my second subject: I am a contract programmer, and I am thinking of charging for support of GNU Emacs. I fully expect that I could make a good living. Someone posted a message here, that to write GNU software, one would have to be a consultant, or contract programmer, as if that was somehow undesirable. Well, I am a contract programmer, and I am making some killer ducats doing it! My idea is that I would advertise in Silicon Valley newspapers to install Emacs, X windows, whatever else is free or public domain, on clients computers for some reasonable charge. I would advertise that GNU Emacs is the better one, that it is free, and I would come install it for a charge. I would charge for modifications, to develop lisp libraries, to port to new hardware. I would abide by the GPL -- if the client were to distribute my work, they would have to distribute the code, I would post new code to the net and the GNU bug reporting address. I have been told that to charge for supporting GNU would be counter to their philosophy, but this does not seem to be the case to me -- and I would be a test of whether their philosophy could work in the cold, hard steel world of Silicon Valley. It is my impression, that may be wrong, that most software is written for internal use by the company that developed it. In many cases, they use it as an edge against their competitors, but often it is just to have some tool, like that hacked Gosmacs above, that they need just to get some job done. I think there is enough demand around for this sort of thing that I could charge for code written under the GPL. PS. I donUt think this is a stupid group. I think it is great that people are getting worked up over the Manifesto, and that there is much real discussion going on. I just wish people would be a little more rational in their RdebateS. They FSF is not a bunch of bloodthirsty revolutionaries. They are doing the sort of thing that universities have been doing for years. Lots of people write software that is publish under GPL-like licenses -- like Mach, and BSD (you can get the source to the parts that donUt have AT&T code, like most of the utilities.) Mike Crawford Oddball Enterprises 694 Nobel Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu Consulting for: Apple Computer <- yes thatUs right! escher@apple.com These are my own opinions. No one else may have them. yes, yes it is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more crawford sightings $ egrep -ril 'mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu' * b157/comp/sys/mac/50715 b157/comp/sys/mac/51180 b158/comp/sys/mac/51232 b160/comp/protocols/tcp-ip/10944 b160/comp/sys/mac/52737 b160/comp/sys/mac/52833 b160/comp/sys/mac/52898 b160/comp/sys/mac/52899 b160/comp/sys/mac/programmer/13977 b160/sci/virtual-worlds/120 b163/alt/sources/1830 b163/comp/lang/c/28409 b163/comp/sources/d/5256 b163/comp/unix/wizards/21780 b166/comp/protocols/appletalk/3710 b167/comp/unix/wizards/22333 b167/comp/unix/wizards/22334 b168/comp/protocols/tcp-ip/11715 b168/comp/protocols/tcp-ip/11732 b170/comp/sys/mac/comm/484 b170/comp/sys/mac/comm/500 b171/comp/lang/c++/8390 b172/comp/lang/c++/8438 b174/comp/sys/mac/programmer/16349 b174/comp/sys/mac/programmer/16353 b174/trial/misc/legal/software/21 b175/comp/os/msdos/programmer/404 b175/comp/sys/mac/programmer/16552 b183/comp/ai/philosophy/130 b183/comp/os/mach/570 news118f1/b145/gnu/misc/discuss/623 news118f1/tape118 news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/48060 news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12165 news120f1/b151/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12197 news120f1/b152/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12421 news120f1/b153/comp/sys/mac/programmer/12455 news120f1/tape120 news121f1/b154/comp/periphs/scsi/70 news121f1/b154/comp/sys/ibm/pc/45329 news121f1/b154/comp/sys/mac/hardware/1916 news121f1/b154/gnu/gcc/1399 news121f1/b155/comp/periphs/scsi/88 news121f1/b155/comp/sys/ibm/pc/45504 news121f1/b155/comp/sys/mac/hardware/1953 news121f1/b155/gnu/gcc/1412 news121f1/b155/gnu/misc/discuss/800 news121f1/tape121 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ode to Dr. K.: Lewisite Smells Like Geraniums. What's Your Take On Mercury? For your uncommon kindness, your historically unprecedented patience, but above all for your Divinely Inspired Insight. You have Insight. You know you need help. That's half the battle. - "Townie" Psychiatrist Hugh "Huey" Maguire M.D., upon his first meeting with my ex-wife Bonita Hatcher and myself in December 2003. From A Mother's Grief: Suicidal people claim many different reasons for their despair: Their husband just left them because they had a meaningless affair with the husband of their own best friend. The woman they love is sleeping with another man. They just got fired from the best job they ever had. They're hooked on coke. They're hooked on heroin. Their flat denial of their own chronic alcoholism led them to slay a family of four on night as the drive home from Ye Olde Waterin' Hole. Their Boy Scout son went over the handlebars of his bike only to get his skull pierced by the rear bumper of a garbage truck. They have completely treatible Overian Cancer yet refuse Chemotherapy because they figure dying in phenomenal agony beats getting endlessly groped by all the unrepentant Crack Addicts in On Soledad Street in Salinas. Age the age of seven, their US Army Air Force Medical Corps Captain father totally stymied the Spokane County Coroner with his own "Perfect Suicide" mere hours after he was busted for what at the time was was the Felony Crime of Sodomy. But none of those are the real reason for Suicideal Ideation! Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned. The very first Chelation Therapy Medication to be developed was British Anti-Lewisite, actually quite an effective antidote for the Lewisite Arsine Gas Weapon. "Chelates" are chemical compounds in which an otherwise insoluble metal is rendered water-soluble when in chemical composition with for example, an Amino Acid. Ode to Dr. K.: Lewisite Smells Like Geraniums. What's Your Take On Mercury? Pardon My 404s. Maybe Right Now would be a good time to seek out a WiFi Spot that doesn't firewall my Secure Shell Port. You see, I've been hangin' at Burger King for almost but not yet quite twenty-four hours while dining on a healthy, nutritious repast of stolen ketchup and unpaid-for Pepsi-Cola. Social Engineering, you see: it's not just for stealing credit card numbers. It's for breakfast ;-} so its like a DNS thing, then is it? lol 69.9.170.99 www.kuro5hin.org # dig kuro5hin.org ; <<>> DiG 9.8.5-P1 <<>> kuro5hin.org ;; global options: +cmd ;; Got answer: ;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 36068 ;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 0, AUTHORITY: 1, ADDITIONAL: 0 ;; QUESTION SECTION: ;kuro5hin.org. IN A ;; AUTHORITY SECTION: org. 600 IN SOA a0.org.afilias-nst.info. noc.afilias-nst.info. 2010735977 1800 900 604800 86400 ;; Query time: 11 msec ;; SERVER: 8.8.8.8#53(8.8.8.8) ;; WHEN: Fri Oct 18 09:16:44 HKT 2013 ;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 93 and Domain ID:D15123963-LROR Domain Name:KURO5HIN.ORG Created On:12-Dec-1999 21:20:28 UTC Last Updated On:17-Oct-2013 07:29:28 UTC Expiration Date:12-Dec-2014 21:20:28 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:CSL Computer Service Langenbach GmbH d/b/a joker.com a German GmbH (R25-LROR) Status:CLIENT HOLD Registrant ID:CORG-14842 Registrant Name:Rusty Foster Registrant Street1:8605 Cameron St. Suite 200 Registrant Street2: Registrant Street3: Registrant City:Silver Spring Registrant State/Province:MD Registrant Postal Code:20910 Registrant Country:US Registrant Phone:+1.2022766774 Registrant Phone Ext.: Registrant FAX: Registrant FAX Ext.: Registrant Email:rusty@kuro5hin.org Admin ID:CORG-47143 Admin Name:Rusty Foster Admin Street1:8605 Cameron St. Suite 200 Admin Street2: Admin Street3: Admin City:Silver Spring Admin State/Province:MD Admin Postal Code:20910 Admin Country:US Admin Phone:+1.2022766774 Admin Phone Ext.: Admin FAX: Admin FAX Ext.: Admin Email:rusty@kuro5hin.org Tech ID:CORG-47143 Tech Name:Rusty Foster Tech Street1:8605 Cameron St. Suite 200 Tech Street2: Tech Street3: Tech City:Silver Spring Tech State/Province:MD Tech Postal Code:20910 Tech Country:US Tech Phone:+1.2022766774 Tech Phone Ext.: Tech FAX: Tech FAX Ext.: Tech Email:rusty@kuro5hin.org Name Server:NS2.VOXEL.NET Name Server:NS.VOXEL.NET Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: DNSSEC:Unsigned Although... A domain name with the Status of "CLIENT HOLD" or "REGISTRAR-HOLD" is expired. You will need to contact your Domain Provider to renew your domain name. Depending on where you perform the WHOIS lookup, the output may show the expiry date as being next year. This is a temporary year given by the Registry in order to allow the domain name to still remain registered to you even though the domain has expired. If the domain is not renewed within 40 days of the expiry date the Registry will revoke the "extra year" and the domain name will be deleted from our system. No related posts. lol weird ; <<>> DiG 9.8.5-P1 <<>> kuro5hin.org @ns.voxel.net ;; global options: +cmd ;; Got answer: ;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 3756 ;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 0, AUTHORITY: 1, ADDITIONAL: 0 ;; QUESTION SECTION: ;kuro5hin.org. IN A ;; AUTHORITY SECTION: org. 600 IN SOA a0.org.afilias-nst.info. noc.afilias-nst.info. 2010736011 1800 900 604800 86400 ;; Query time: 8 msec ;; SERVER: 208.122.22.21#53(208.122.22.21) ;; WHEN: Fri Oct 18 09:54:05 HKT 2013 ;; MSG SIZE rcvd: 93 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i just received word that someone else may have actually scooped up kuro5hin.... LOLZ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so now it expires in 2015 instead of 2014... but it wasn't going to expire, was it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good luck with that if anything normans wife is going to freak out when she finds out he spent $20 on k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I sure hope so it was basically a waste. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something wrong with the nameserver like someone deleted the domain record... oops. $ dig +trace kuro5hin.org @a0.org.afilias-nst.info ; <<>> DiG 9.8.3-P1 <<>> +trace kuro5hin.org @a0.org.afilias-nst.info ;; global options: +cmd . 252 IN NS f.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS g.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS c.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS k.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS e.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS b.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS h.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS d.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS m.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS j.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS a.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS i.root-servers.net. . 252 IN NS l.root-servers.net. ;; Received 504 bytes from 199.19.56.1#53(199.19.56.1) in 93 ms org. 232 IN SOA a0.org.afilias-nst.info. noc.afilias-nst.info. 2010736036 1800 900 604800 86400 ;; Received 93 bytes from 192.33.4.12#53(192.33.4.12) in 4 ms ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me which rusty doesn't care about so he won't fix it anytime (ever). lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so like wtf? aka "CARE TO ELUCIDATE?" A BRIEF HISTORY By Modbombing Faggot in Meta Wed Oct 16, 2013 at 04:05:43 AM CCT Tags: (all tags) The first recorded instance of "Care to elucidate" appeared on Friday December 28th, 2001. In this ground-breaking comment, registered sex offender damon queried: Care to elucidate? There were a dozen instances of "Care to elucidate" from that remarkable post until June 26th, 2006. That was the date that Wilkes wrote in a post: Care to elucidate me? From the bad grammar, Wilkes immediately keeled over and died a very painful, AIDS-related death. Michael David Crawford first used the phrase on July 20th, 2009, where he writes in this post I'm not sure I follow your argument. Would you care to elucidate? Since making that post, Michael Crawford has committed multiple felonies and has been involuntarily committed or imprisoned nearly a dozen times. Poll ---- Shit somehow the story got dumped, but I felt while this was in my cache it should be preserved, you know for all humanity. I almost feel like going through usenet and seeing how often elucidate was ever used. I suspect not that much. Also I love how he used the user damon, while clearly trying to show off his UNIX prowess, he can't seem to figure out that it should be daemon. For a guy that has been using Linux on VAX's in the 1970's (well ok so it is BSD UNIX, which has nothing to do with a SYSV want to be, but heh this is MDC after all) he sure doesn't know a fucking thing about UNIX. *crickets* $ whois kuro5hin.org Access to .ORG WHOIS information is provided to assist persons in determining the contents of a domain name registration record in the Public Interest Registry registry database. 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Domain ID:D15123963-LROR Domain Name:KURO5HIN.ORG Created On:12-Dec-1999 21:20:28 UTC Last Updated On:17-Oct-2013 07:29:28 UTC Expiration Date:12-Dec-2014 21:20:28 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:CSL Computer Service Langenbach GmbH d/b/a joker.com a German GmbH (R25-LROR) Status:CLIENT HOLD Registrant ID:CORG-14842 Registrant Name:Rusty Foster Registrant Street1:8605 Cameron St. Suite 200 Registrant Street2: Registrant Street3: Registrant City:Silver Spring Registrant State/Province:MD Registrant Postal Code:20910 Registrant Country:US Registrant Phone:+1.2022766774 Registrant Phone Ext.: Registrant FAX: Registrant FAX Ext.: Registrant Email:rusty@kuro5hin.org Admin ID:CORG-47143 Admin Name:Rusty Foster Admin Street1:8605 Cameron St. Suite 200 Admin Street2: Admin Street3: Admin City:Silver Spring Admin State/Province:MD Admin Postal Code:20910 Admin Country:US Admin Phone:+1.2022766774 Admin Phone Ext.: Admin FAX: Admin FAX Ext.: Admin Email:rusty@kuro5hin.org Tech ID:CORG-47143 Tech Name:Rusty Foster Tech Street1:8605 Cameron St. Suite 200 Tech Street2: Tech Street3: Tech City:Silver Spring Tech State/Province:MD Tech Postal Code:20910 Tech Country:US Tech Phone:+1.2022766774 Tech Phone Ext.: Tech FAX: Tech FAX Ext.: Tech Email:rusty@kuro5hin.org Name Server:NS2.VOXEL.NET Name Server:NS.VOXEL.NET Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: DNSSEC:Unsigned $ Not to worry the SSL cert is still expired. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not all of us are Kevin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me REPLYING TO THE SHITTING SHIT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck? FUGITIVE (U Felony) Bail: $0 Status: Released Whut? Court Case No. 120748021 DA Case No. 2247481 Citation No. None ATT ASSAULT IV (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced ATT ASSAULT IV (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced CRIM MISCH II (A Misdemeanor) Bail: $2,500 Status: Unsentenced HARASSMENT - B MISD (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced HARASSMENT - B MISD (B Misdemeanor) Bail: $1,500 Status: Unsentenced Nothing new otherwise. but did he just parlay himself out of a felony? and what is this shit? to look up cases you have to pay $295 USD! Fees $295.00 setup fee; amount to be submitted along with the subscription agreement; non-refundable Monthly Charges: Minimum $10.00 monthly fee for each User ID regardless of usage. This fee will not be prorated without regard to the date of account activation. Additional monthly charges that may be incurred are based on the type of searches. Costs could be determined by the search being performed, the amount of data retrieved, and the time of day. Detailed description of rate calculation Jesus christ, it is probably cheaper to hire a lawyer to get his clerk to pull the dox. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Court Case No. 131034715 DA Case No. 2282174 Citation No. None FUGITIVE (U Felony) Bail: $0 Status: Released wasn't that the U felony? Oh well. I guess he'll be out, and trying to rape Molly Young because Mohammed @ the shelter said it was OK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me american children are brought up in a zero tolerance environment for doing anything. so instead they just watch. how is this shocking, they are just doing what they have been trained to do. I mean check this shit out: http://abcnews.go.com/US/massachusetts-honor-student-erin-cox-punished-giving-dr unken/story?id=20576121 A Massachusetts high school senior was demoted from her post as captain of her school's volleyball team and was suspended for five games after she said she gave a drunken friend a ride home from a party. Erin Cox, who dreams of playing volleyball in college, is being punished for doing the right thing, her mother told ABC News. "She did what she thought was right, and I'm proud of her for that," Eleanor Cox said. Earlier this month, Erin Cox, a student at North Andover High School, had finished work and went to pick up an intoxicated friend who needed a ride home from a party. Minutes after Cox showed up at the party to give her friend a lift home, police showed up, according to the Cox family's attorney, Wendy Murphy. Murphy said Cox's school, which has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to underage drinking, punished Cox despite the fact that police confirmed she hadn't been drinking. "By punishing Erin Cox, the North Andover School District sends a contrary and very dangerous message -- that young people are better off letting their friends drive drunk," Murphy said in a statement to ABC News. Administrators at North Andover High School did not immediately respond to ABC News' request for comment. Murphy, along with supporters across the country, is working to get the school to reverse its decision. The hashtag #IStandWithErinCox has spread on Twitter, with people praising the teenager for her "responsibility and common sense." "North Andover High should be ashamed for punishing that girl for making a responsible decision, one supporter tweeted. "I commend her for being mature enough to help out a friend! And for her friend for being smart enough to call for help!" another tweeter said. So what is the message? don't get involved, don't lift a finger to help. go team 'merika. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god dammit! the one time I figured it wasn't the empire. although I think it is funny the 'bullying' thing is just a fractal of children repeating the behaviour of their nationstate. America is the big bully in the world, it is suitable that it's children are nothing but loud mouth bullies. But the system wants to make them into sissy bitches. the new america is going to be interesting ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry dude had 2.4 running for ages now... Escape character is '^]'. Probing Memory Bank #0 32 Megabytes Probing Memory Bank #1 32 Megabytes Probing Memory Bank #2 32 Megabytes Probing Memory Bank #3 32 Megabytes Probing Memory Bank #4 Nothing there Probing Memory Bank #5 Nothing there Probing Memory Bank #6 Nothing there Probing Memory Bank #7 Nothing there Incorrect configuration checksum; Setting NVRAM parameters to default values. Setting diag-switch? NVRAM parameter to true Probing CPU FMI,MB86904 Probing /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000 at 5,0 espdma esp sd st SUNW,bpp ledma le Probing /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000 at 4,0 SUNW,CS4231 power-management Probing /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000 at 1,0 Nothing there Probing /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000 at 2,0 Nothing there Probing /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000 at 3,0 Nothing there Probing /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000 at 0,0 Nothing there SPARCstation 5, No Keyboard ROM Rev. 2.15, 128 MB memory installed, Serial #0. Ethernet address 52:54:0:12:34:56, Host ID: 80000000. Boot device: /iommu/sbus/ledma@5,8400010/le@5,8c00000 File and args: Internal loopback test -- Wrong packet length; expected 36, observed 64 Can't open boot device Type help for more information ok ok boot disk0: -v Boot device: /iommu/sbus/espdma@5,8400000/esp@5,8800000/sd@0,0: File and args: -v Size: 713484+158456+134116 Bytes SunOS Release 5.4 Version generic [UNIX(R) System V Release 4.0] Copyright (c) 1983-1994, Sun Microsystems, Inc. vac: enabled in write through mode cpu0: FMI,MB86904 (mid 0 impl 0x0 ver 0x4 clock 974 MHz) mem = 131072K (0x8000000) avail mem = 118755328 Ethernet address = 52:54:0:12:34:56 root nexus = SUNW,SPARCstation-5 iommu0 at root: obio 0x10000000 sbus0 at iommu0: obio 0x10001000 espdma0 at sbus0: SBus slot 5 0x8400000 esp0 at espdma0: SBus slot 5 0x8800000 sparc ipl 4 sd0 at esp0: target 0 lun 0 sd0 is /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000/espdma@5,8400000/esp@5,8800000/sd@0,0 <Qemu2GB cyl 4090 alt 2 hd 16 sec 63> sd2 at esp0: target 2 lun 0 sd2 is /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000/espdma@5,8400000/esp@5,8800000/sd@2,0 <> Unable to install/attach driver 'isp' root on /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000/espdma@5,8400000/esp@5,8800000/sd@0,0:a fstype ufs obio0 at root zs0 at obio0: obio 0x100000 sparc ipl 12 zs0 is /obio/zs@0,100000 zs1 at obio0: obio 0x0 sparc ipl 12 zs1 is /obio/zs@0,0 Unable to install/attach driver 'vme' Unable to install/attach driver 'mcp' Unable to install/attach driver 'mcpzsa' Unable to install/attach driver 'vme' Unable to install/attach driver 'mcp' Unable to install/attach driver 'mcpzsa' Unable to install/attach driver 'stc' configuring network interfaces:ledma0 at sbus0: SBus slot 5 0x8400010 le0 at ledma0: SBus slot 5 0x8c00000 sparc ipl 6 le0 is /iommu@0,10000000/sbus@0,10001000/ledma@5,8400010/le@5,8c00000 le0. Hostname: qemu24 dump on /dev/dsk/c0t0d0s1 size 131532K The system is coming up. Please wait. checking ufs filesystems /dev/rdsk/c0t0d0s7: is clean. Flushing routing table: add net default: gateway 10.0.2.2 starting rpc services: rpcbind keyserv kerbd done. Setting netmask of le0 to 255.255.255.0 Setting default interface for multicast: add net 224.0.0.0: gateway qemu24 syslog service starting. Print services started. The system is ready. qemu24 console login: root Apr 18 20:01:08 qemu24 login: ROOT LOGIN /dev/console Last login: Sun Apr 18 20:01:08 on console Sun Microsystems Inc. SunOS 5.4 Generic July 1994 # I guess I can upload it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah sparc your brains out. https:/mega.co.nz#!Vox3CBYR!S1CsZGrHvGx1LFCLCT7JzEKDVXZocybIc-9kDDU5tUw ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf wtf?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try oh to boot the CD? are you mounting the ISO as a hard disk? some russian guy has it mostly worked out, but its been a few years. I'd suspect you could just binary edit the thing if you knew the magical sequence. me? I just don't care. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember the old days of section 1706. wow he's looking rough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the latest episode in the great crawfordian quest in the software problem can be read here. REALLY, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY MDC IS IN PRISON, FUCKING READ IT. And sleep better knowing the creepy fuck is off the streets. wget warplife.com while you can, and look at the time/date stamps. His last days as a free man are quite telling. I'm not sure I follow your argument. Care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not sure I follow your argument. Care to elucidate? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they were on his website and trivial to find. Also if he were trying to force his way into your house to have his way with you, would you want to know about it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah this is how he uses his SEO mastery to block google. wget -mk http://www.warplife.com/ try that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me his last day [DIR] homeless-like-me/ 11-Oct-2013 05:33 [DIR] crawfordian-psychoanalysis/ 11-Oct-2013 08:24 - sleep??? [DIR] amateur-anthropology/ 11-Oct-2013 19:45 - Index of mdc/books/amateur-anthropology [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] cosplay 26-Sep-2013 08:07 - [DIR] humor/ 11-Oct-2013 19:45 - [DIR] religion/ 11-Oct-2013 06:30 Index of mdc/books/amateur-anthropology/humor [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] prank 11-Oct-2013 19:45 Index of mdc/books/amateur-anthropology/humor/prank [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] student 11-Oct-2013 19:45 - Index of mdc/books/amateur-anthropology/humor/prank/student [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [DIR] caltech 11-Oct-2013 19:50 Index of /mdc/books/amateur-anthropology/humor/prank/student/caltech [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [TXT] espresso-royale.html 11-Oct-2013 20:57 8.0K So yeah he spent 67 minutes writing his last piece on how he was going to stalk/rape Molly Young in her home. thankfully the police were able to thwart the half&half bandit before he could do further damage. However I wonder if Molly is aware of his true intentions.. Especially regarding Crawford's deranged drug fuelled needs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me any kind of felony makes you untouchable. just ask trane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MESSAGE RECEIVED AND I CONCUR. could you imagine a disheveled homeless man, rambling about ancestors who like to kill, casing your house, checking the windows and the locks on your doors? I too am worried about my sex life Shit sucks when she is on her period, but on Saturday night she did give me a mind blowing blow job after I massaged her. Shit was ca$h ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not enough but I did drink plenty of Hennessy & Ting Tao over the weekend in China. My father in law loves me because I'm an alcoholic. His mother hates me because I'm an alcoholic. my wife still loves me so fun was had. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me October 11th Index of /mdc/books/amateur-anthropology/humor/prank/student/caltech [ICO] Name Last modified Size Description [DIR] Parent Directory - [TXT] espresso-royale.html 11-Oct-2013 20:57 8.0K Apache Server at www.warplife.com Port 80 UP FOR A CALTECH STUDENT PRANK? "I urge you to use your powerful intellect for the benefit of society." -- The Honorable Judge McAdams, Superior Court of Santa Cruz County, California Michael David Crawford P.E., Process Architect Solving The Software Problem hotcoder@warplife.com Friday, October 11, 2013 While strictly speaking it is true what I said, that all one really requires to learn how to pick a lock is to take apart but one tumbler lock, while without a doubt I could make my own lockpick set from a paperclip and a steel beer can, to actually make such a lockpick set then learn how to pick the lock on the back door of a certain specific Ignorant Mother Fucker's house would be a huge PITA. Can you Paradigm for a Slashbot who's down on his luck? I'm only too happy to Read The Fine Manual, however it would be an uncommon kindness were you to hold my hand as I do so. Have you a link? Citation? Library of Congress Catalog in Publication Bibliographic Information? Only licensed locksmiths may purchase lockpicking tools. However I know Damn well how to make a lockpick set, and I really do have all the tools required to make one as my Great Uncle Crawford, my paternal grandfather Herb Crawford's brother, was an autobody specialist so I have all manner of twisty little metalworking tools all alike. Really they are quite cool. Get This: So once I'm quite confident that I can pick this particular Ignorant Mother Fucker's locks, without even attempting to put gloves on I'm going to pick the lock of their back door, then change the locks on that Ignorant Mother Fucker's back and front doors I already know that their windows cannot be opened from outside as I have already tried to open them all. No doubt that's because while they live in a desirable neighborhood the city as a whole is ridden with crime But one must be sure, so at my own expense I will install proper locks on her windows. All brand new window locks She has the old-fashioned sash windows with the wooden frames that slide up and down This particular Ignorant Mother Fucker likes to start their day with a hot Latte, so I'll also put the arm on their Espresso Maker, whole milk, coffee grinder and beans For Great Justice I'll steal all fine bottles of locally-brewed craft beer from their fridge. I'm rather lightweight so I'll only drink one or two, then leave the empties turned in their toilet bowl. Perhaps I'll donate the remaining bottles to some homeless alcoholics Strange wouldn't you agree, that there is a bathroom mirror on your kitchen table, with some lines of a fine white powder, as well as few rolled up one hundred dollar bills with rubber bands around them? And a used Trojan Magnum - I'm hung - but not a Trojan Magnum XL - not like a horse - on your bedroom wastebasket? Condom wrappers all over Creation? 9-1-1. "Emergency Dispatch. What are you reporting?" "MY HOME HAS BEEN BURGLARIZED!" "Why then is the perpetrator's official set of police fingerprints scheduled to arrive in tomorrow morning's registered, receipt requested mail?" "I'm not sure I follow your argument. Care to elucidate?" "Just after he got well away from your home, he dialed 9-1-1, then said 'This is not an emergency. Got a minute?' Our dispatcher replied in the affirmative, so he explained that he had just dropped his prints into the mail to your place on his way out of the country." If you ever need to identify yourself in quite a serious way, drop by any cop shop then pay ten bucks or so for a set of prints. Flash a government issued photo ID and an actual law enforcement officer will "roll" your fingertips Just So, blended slowly into a simmering kettle of eleven secret Herbs and Spices so as to ensure that some miscreant who was at one time for, say, getting caught red-handed making high explosive detonators in his dorn room at the University of California Santa Cruz' Porter College is decades later caught red-handed for burglary Oddly, he is nowhere to be found. Surely he sleeps at R2D2? Hangs out at the Starbucks on Pioneer Square? Downloading Pr0n Torrents in the Food Court of the Pioneer Court shopping mall's food court at six in the morning while charming the socks off of Pioneer Place's security guards? No. He is nowhere to be found, because the only two remaining Drug Experiences he has always desired is to accompany a tribe of Mexico's Huichol Indians in their but once per year one hundred mile barefoot jaunt across the scorching esert, where they Hunt the Wild Peyote with real bows and real arrows Following that, he has some insight into how to Drink Of The Root: fashion an Ayahuasca blowpipe out of a couple soda straws and a piece of twine. Upon encountering a local, despite not knowing the lingo just holding up such a pipe with a quizzical expression as well as pointing here and there will ultimately lead to a Real Shaminic Journey rather than talking to G-d just because I'm tooling down the main drag in downtown Santa Cruz after my burrito at Tacos Vallarte Don't think I don't know how to be an international fujitive from justice. While strictly speaking hiding from the police is not a Solved problem, it's a Well-Studied one Oh yeah, but one last word: I know how to pack stuff so that it cannot possibly be damaged in transit. For Great Justice I will purchase $100,000.00 in insurance. That will set me back about fifty bucks. While uncommon, expensive shipments do go missing, as when Apple Computer, Inc. attempted yet strictly speaking failed to have my Loan-To-Own Power Macintosh 8500 delivered to my home in Santa Cruz. Once a month for a year or so after, a brown UPS truck would pop by so its driver could look in to the puzzling question as to how it could possibly be that United Parcel Service was left holding the bag when my PowerMac 8500 disappeared down a rabbit hole. Imagine then the puzzled expression on the face of another Mother Fucker who is even more ignorant than the first, upon receiving a large box, registered mail, return receipt requested, with an Espresso Maker, Coffee Grinder, coffee beans, but not the milk that would spoil, a wide selection of craft beers, and some door locks but not door knobs The reason both Ignorant Mother Fuckers are so Ignorant, is that they once observed me pulling off a Caltech Student Prank on J. Random Victim, thereby concluding that I must of the Son of Cricket as I taking orders to pull such pranks from the auditory hallucinations I received from my believe housecat Cricket I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. Ever Faithful, Michael David Crawford P.E., Process Architect Solving The Software Problem hotcoder@warplife.com Tilting at Windmills for a Better Tomorrow. yeah Turns out he was just stalking the chick who reported how fucking nuts he is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know the girl from the domain he wanted? he's been physically stalking her since he arrived in town.. He's been scoping her house out, checking the doors and windows out for some break/entry fun. looks like he was caught in the act. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me read the included story its beyond creepy, I think it shows premeditation for rape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know. worse, the 'love' story about this guy dumping garbage in Crawfords lawn includes this: They adopted two little Russian girls from an orphanage in St. Petersburg last year. John and his wife - I fear I do not recall her name, though I know her well, are most devoted and doting parents. To go from an orphanage in post-communist Russia to a loving home inside of a tradeshow exhibit for toys must be quite an experience for their little ones. Don't forget about his Russian orphanage child porn fantasies............ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it is like Keyser Sze in the usual suspects... his mind has recreated everything about his persecuted life on drugs out of mundane things in his life. In his mind, the machine gun man is real, just like him being involved in CP is real. although I fear he is involved in downloading & distributing CP. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny you mention that he did plan on bringing condoms... lol you know to leave lying around, used. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A day at the dump Dear Sari, I had an interesting adventure today. My neighbor John has been slowly, but persistently encroaching upon my yard by piling garbage in it. This would seem a rude and blatantly obvious offense, but John is quite a pleasant, polite and friendly fellow, and very clever and subtle in what seems to have been a three-year-long project to fill my yard with his refuse. This started by John politely asking if he could put an extra trash can out with ours. My housemate and I recycle diligently and are quite modest in our consumption of packaged goods, so we put out only one can of trash, and even then only every other week. Residents of Santa Cruz are entitled to two cans per week of trash pickup, so John filled up the remaining half of our can and added another of his. John and his wife work as party decorators - they inflate the balloons and provide the ribbons for large corporate parties and entertainment events. This generates a tremendous amount of trash, I am sure, but this is not the trash that he gives me. Instead, John is always puttering around his house, tearing out the fence and rebuilding it, replacing window frames and so on. The outside of his house is a complete chaos of overgrowing blackberry and grapevines, potted plants, trees and big piles of just plain stuff. Thus I was astonished when I once walked inside his house. It is quite clean, well-lit and pleasant and, (I swear I'm not kidding) decorated in a manner that puts Pee Wee's Playhouse to shame. It is the home of a creative couple whose purpose in life is to create parties. They adopted two little Russian girls from an orphanage in St. Petersburg last year. John and his wife - I fear I do not recall her name, though I know her well, are most devoted and doting parents. To go from an orphanage in post-communist Russia to a loving home inside of a tradeshow exhibit for toys must be quite an experience for their little ones. It seems that most of the trash is the refuse from John's yard and household projects. From time to time we would get charged an extra five dollars by the city for excess trash disposal - perhaps John would put a hefty bag out as well. The city would take it, and I would cough up five extra bucks. It took quite some time for me to even notice this as I just pay whatever happens to be on the bill without really examining it, and some more time to realize that it was John's trash and not mine. I thought to protest, but I felt that it was not worth mentioning as John did me so many little favors. I felt it would be un-neighborly to quibble over such a thing. For example, John replaced the fence between our house and his, without asking for any help from me, after it collapsed. The fence was quite elaborately but very poorly constructed, and was only supported by the strength of the grapevines that had long ago grown up through it. Finally the crushing weight of the flower bush was too much of a burden for the grapes to shoulder and they at last gave up, felling the fence in a heap against the side of my house so that I could no longer enter the backyard by going around the side. (Of course, even if I did, I would have to climb over the gate, as it was long ago frozen shut by John's vines. I've meant for years to tear the gate out entirely and replace it. Perhaps I will do this soon.) Now, John is the sort of easygoing good natured fellow who likes nothing more than an idle chat with his friends and neighbors. This sort of conversation is something that I usually enjoy. I am a country boy at heart and feel that such personal style is sorely lacking in our fast-paced society. My irritation with him stems from his timing - he usually wants to have his long, drawn out discussions with me just as I am leaving for work or school in the morning, and often stops me for a friendly, and lengthy, hello as I am standing by my open car door, heavy briefcase in hand. What is worse is that he often gives me detailed and slow-moving lectures on subjects with which I am intimately familiar. I feel like a sprinter trying to run on a track paved with sticky soft tar. I do like my neighbor, and if he would choose to come by in the evenings, when I am often here by myself, just reading or playing my piano, I would make him a pot of tea, change the subject to something of actual interest, and converse with him late into the night. As it is, I find myself sometimes choosing to delay my departure until he has left for work, or driving a couple of times around the block when I return home so that he can go from his car to his house, for fear that I will become engaged in conversation. Again, it has taken me awhile to actually realize this is occurring. With most conversation one awaits a convenient and polite point to interrupt before saying "I must be on my way." People such as John are skilled in the art of speaking for hours without yielding one single fingerhold upon which I may lift myself from the conversation. I hate to be impolite, but I have found that he really does take no offense if I interrupt him in midsentence and just leave (though he does sometimes walk along my car as I try to flee from his friendly chatter). The fence project resulted in a small pile of excess wood, on my side of the fence. John said that he would throw it away by putting a few pieces into my - my! - trash can each week until it was gone. The new fence is a marvelously contrived piece of architecture, surely supporting itself against all laws of physics, aesthetics and most especially common sense. The grapes are already sending their tender tendrils into the fence as the eternal cycle of creation and destruction begins anew. Having managed to cross our property line, John went on to encroach five feet further by "giving" me a new drainpipe for my roof. Our lots drain poorly and usually flood each winter. Several people on our block have pumps - my backyard has gotten as much as six inches of water, and I believe that I could float a canoe in my garage during a heavy rain. (I had thought to buy the house from the landlady someday, but I realize now the importance of a firm and dry foundation, and especially the importance of a dry underlying structure. We have reduced the fungus by running a dehumidifier during the winter.) (John purchased a very nice and clearly expensive pump, and lent it to us last winter so we could pump out our yard. He gave it to us still in its original box, unused. We were perplexed at the volume of water that we pumped from our yard - clearly there was far more than would fit on our own lot. I realized that we were pumping out John's yard as well, and our other neighbors' lots. John could just as well have drained our yard by using the pump himself, but to have done so would have meant to lose this opportunity to do us a favor.) He actually gave me two drainpipes, made of PVC pipe. He put a new one on his own house as well, and ran all three pipes all the way out to the sidewalk. At first the pipes ran garishly along the fence, but he hired a day laborer to dig a trench and lay the pipe properly. They did a decent job in the end, and got the plumbing laid in time for the big rainstorm this year. I think it did help a little but left on my side yard was a pile of PVC and sheet-metal pipe easily ten times the quantity that actually got put in the ground. Last summer he hired a crew to cut down a tall, dead tree from his backyard. As his yard is completely packed with stuff, he asked me to allow him to throw the wood into my backyard where we (keyword: "we") could haul it out into the front to load it into my truck, where he would graciously pay the dump fees to dispose of it. For weeks after I would occasionally see a log launched into the air over my fence, making a pile fully six feet high. (He managed not to clobber my cat.) The pile yet remains. Now, all of this is happening quite slowly, gradually, always with good humor and presented in the light of him doing some kind of a favor to me. I have been quite wrapped up in work and school and hardly even noticed. Further, my own yard is not at all tidy. In fact, my front yard is a verdant meadow, now quite blooming with sourgrass, dandelions and clover. The interior of my house is overflowing with clutter - complete computer science, physics and electrical engineering libraries, all on bookcases Efren and I made ourselves, the walls completely covered with art, racks of compact disks and cassette tapes, with several crates of records skidding about the floor on wheels. I have enough tools in my garage to make or repair very nearly anything - from pottery, to cast metal (up to sixteen pounds of aluminum in volume), to auto repair, plumbing, electronics, precision optics, gardening and carpentry. I have sufficient computing power in my own little home, and sufficient skill and experience to produce commercial software products on Macintosh, DOS, Windows and Unix. The Macintosh products I can and do create on the little Powerbook that rests comfortably in my lap as I write this letter to you... for a brief time, I created these products with your little Yin-Yang trackball. (I do not yet have a lathe or milling machine, but I actually decided to go out and get a job back when I first started work as a programmer because it occurred to me then that if I worked as a programmer, I would have the money to actually buy the milling machine I had coveted for so many years. I had endured several years of crushing poverty with the notion that there really was no point to even attempting to better myself, but when it occurred to me that I really could find work as a programmer, and this work would allow me to afford a mill of my own, I went right out and got the first job that led to my present success. Funny though - I still don't have the mill.) Perhaps John recognized in me a kindred spirit. While I think his garbage and his vines are in part a method of expanding the boundaries of his home, I think they also are meant as a gift: John wants to be my friend, and having been frustrated in his attempt to win my friendship with his scintillating conversation, he has set himself to the task of winning it by giving me the most precious gift of all: his garbage. Good taste forbids me from discussing the staggeringly Freudian implications of this in any detail, but I believe it to be so. A few weeks ago I found that the rugged plastic trash can that I purchased new when Efren and I moved into this house had become ripped to shreds. I believe this came from having an entire fence broken into little bits and crammed into it each week for months. I think that John has missed the mark, but his mistake is understandable. I am not "tidy", it is certain, but I am "clean". I usually shower twice a day, perhaps three times a day. I cannot make it through the day if I do not wash my hair - if I skip my shower on the rare occasion that I feel so rushed as to skip this most enjoyable experience, I always wash myself in the sink at the office restroom. John was correct in thinking that I like to collect what others regard as trash, but he gave me the wrong kind of trash: he gave me what I consider refuse (the pile of pipes came close, but I would not be satisfied by letting them lie in the yard. I would want to cut them up and assemble a geodesic dome in my front yard. This would be be blatant enough that he would consciously feel that I had stolen his property, even though he had meant, subconsciously, to give it to me.) I collect vast amounts of stuff, but everything I own has its own little unique feature of great interest. I realized years ago that I had no more room to put this stuff, so I have disciplined myself and stopped collecting things, and I even have thrown away several pickup truck loads of old books, magazines, junk mail, telephone books and several hundred pounds of mechanical and electrical surplus components to the used book shops, the recycler and the dump. I swear that I used to circle all the prime numbers on the reader service cards in the trade publications of several different industries, that I tore from magazines at the University library. I received my early education in business and manufacturing by studying the mail I recieved (stoically delivered each day by my sturdy letter carrier - when I realized the weight of her burden I set out a large box on the ground so that she could just drop it rather than cram it into my mailbox... I received this mail at two different addresses, my own and my business partner's, then merged it at the home that we shared later on) and by the conversations I had with bemused technical sales engineers who would call me on the phone to sell their wares to Holotechnics, to Bright Ideas, or to Oddball Enterprises, to find me replying to their query, "No, Lou N. Gerat (loungerat!) is out right now but I can speak with you." Sometimes I would even tell the sales engineers what my scam was, and find they were still as interested to speak to me, if not more so as they understood that really I wanted to hear what they had to say even if they knew I meant to purchase nothing from them. I learned a great deal about hydraulics from a fellow that I had actually made a serious inquiry to, with the intention of purchasing miniature pumps and torque converters for the purpose of making balloon-tired electrically powered roller skates for touring on the beach. This was not my invention - that honor goes to Billy Rainbow - but I meant to develop them commercially and pay royalties to Billy. (Once the Pitney-Bowes rep was quite perplexed to pay me a sales call at the run-down old pseudovictorian duplex that I shared with five other college students, their five boyfriends and girlfriends, and whoever else happened to come by to crash on our couch. I heard later that my housemate Glen explained that Michael Crawford, Vice President of Holotechnics, did indeed do business there, but he was at his job as a technical support engineer in a nearby town, and also that Glen suggested that I would not be needing a postal meter. The sales rep still telephoned me later to make sure she had the right place, perhaps wanting to make sure she had not totally lost her grip on reality.) While I quit sending in the reader service cards after sales reps started persistently telephoning me during the day as I tried to sleep after my graveyard shift job, I did keep all of the junk mail for years, carefully organized and frequently retrieved and studied, and I still have the very best, the laser optics and laser dye and electronics catalogs, carefully stored away in the four-drawer heavy duty file cabinet in my living room. I also have taken care, when I do purchase anything meant to last more than a few days, to save up my money and buy only the highest quality product obtainable. I don't buy things merely because they are expensive, and in particular I shun brand names and fancy labels. Quality of consumer goods lies, for me, within the underlying structure, and not on the surface appearance. Thus I wear extremely comfortable, long-lasting leather shoes, and durable 100% cotton or wool clothing. I'm just beginning to wear silk - I used to react to the touch of it the way many people do to scratching fingernails on chalkboards. (I am starting to acquire some sense of visual aesthetics so that others are starting to regard me as well-dressed, but I have always been extremely picky about my clothes: they have to feel nice. The texture of my clothing is of paramount importance, as is the warmth of it. My clothing is usually wrinkled, and completely without any sense of color or pattern (except that I prefer either solid colors, or fine pinstripes, but the choice of color or pattern bears no relation to anything else I might wear), my shirts usually not tucked in and my shoes often untied even at important business meetings, but it is always freshly laundered and quite comfortable to me. It annoys Dave no end that I wear hats indoors, but I do this because they feel nice on my head.) Lately it has occurred to me to collect small things: my Macintosh Powerbook, compact disks, tiny but interesting toys (look for the "Jet Ball" at the gift shops next time you are in the L.A. airport. They are clear plastic balls, filled with a clear liquid, with weighted spheres painted like eyeballs inside. They look bizarre, and have peculiar physical properties: high mass, but very low moment of inertia so they appear to slide around on things like ice cubes when they are actually rolling. The weights keep the eyes looking upwards, but oscillating, as they roll. I use these to demonstrate lab-frame vs. center of momentum particle physics to the amazement and horror of my non-physicist friends.) Efren's latest find is a tiny telephone directory, free from GTE. The text is just big enough to read, and it can be held comfortably in one hand. I asked him to pick up another that I now keep in my car. I used to keep a milk crate of telephone books in the back of my first car, a Toyota Corona wagon. I had phone books for every SF Bay Area city, as well as the Los Angeles residential and business-to-business directory, the Northern California business buyer's guide, and Sacramento, and would drive around all these cities browsing around for interesting stuff to buy in the small shops in industrial parks, chatting with the engineers there. I was often asked by these engineers, quite mystified as to why someone might come in off the street to purchase, say, a two-foot square sheet of teflon with cash (for use as a work surface for building structures from epoxy... one can drip the glue right on the teflon and pop it off when it is set): "Are you an artist?" After I while I learned to say: "Yes". Thus I have a reputation as an utter slob, when I feel, in my own mind that I am fastidiously neat. I have always felt that this reputation is undeserved, much as I have always felt it unfair that others regard me as lazy, when in fact I work very, very hard, but always with a relaxed and casual demeanor. The perceptions that others have of me often seem quite incongruous with my own experience of myself. I am sure that my friends would regard this all as an elaborate rationalization for not washing my dishes. I have come to realize that I choose to be neat in stricly limited ways, ways that others might not notice, but that hold central importance to me. For example, my computer program code is probably the most neatly organized that one is ever likely to see: When I am hired as a consultant to fix someone else's buggy code, my first strategy is to just neaten it up. I see and fix the bugs as I go along. While others hunt for bugs with a magnifying glass and pick them out with tweezers, I back my truck up to the computer and toss out the bugs with a shovel. It works very well for me - but I think that my recent dispute with my adviser stemmed from his unwillingness to even give me permission to do this, as he felt it was a waste of time. The resolution came when I realized I did not need his permission, and decided that I would do it anyway, after I have taken a break from the clutches of Dr. Heusch. When I make things, I now try to put a nice finish on them, to spend time making something of both external and inherent quality, rather than just making lots of stuff. Most of my bookcases are coarsely constructed of unfinished pine shelving, but my last bookcase is made of birch-veneer plywood with oak trim, and a nice clear lacquer finish. It really is quite lovely. I intend to slowly replace each of my old bookcases with these nice new ones. This last bookcase I keep in my bedroom, by my desk, made from a birch door, again with a lacquer finish, set on milk crates. I bought a eucalyptus-framed futon, a beechwood stool and a tatami mat for my floor. I want to replace the other bookcase in my room with one of these new ones, and get a birch chest of drawers (this is too complex for me to make myself) to complete my room. After that my hardwoord will encroach gradually out to the rest of the house. Last week John asked me to haul the stuff to the dump with him. He said that he had hired a lovely young french woman to help him around the house, and wanted me to meet her, as he thought we would strike an interest in each other. He said that he would pay for the dump run, and he, I and the french woman would load the truck with all the stuff in the front, and as much of the cut-up tree from the back as would fit until the truck was full. He also asked to borrow my "lawnmower from hell". I said that I did not remember the garage door lock combination, so we would have to bring the lawnmower out the back, and lift it over the gate and squeeze it past the pile of pipes. He also "noticed" that my trash can was broken, and offerred to give me one of his own. A beat-up metal one of his has already taken up residence, much as a cat might leave one owner and go to another caretaker in the same neighborhood, if it feels it is being neglected. He said that he was not sure that the dump would be open on the weekend, but he would call to find out, and to find out how much it actually cost. I just said that I knew it was open seven days, and that it cost five bucks a truckload. He seemed anxious at this, and insisted he should still call. This struck me as very odd. Here is a man with a greater interest in and awareness of garbage than I had ever seen, and he does not know when the dump is open, or how much it costs. I started to ponder what was really at work here. We had an appointment to do this yesterday, but Dave called to ask me to drop by the office, and honestly I did not want to spend the hour or two this work would require listening to John's viscous ramblings. Meeting an attractive woman was a pleasant prospect, but I also felt uncomfortable at his being such a busybody about my personal affairs (this is not the first time he's offerred to fix me up). I just hung out at the office yesterday with Dave and our friend Betty Jones, while I pretended to be working while I was typing a letter to Anne Hull, the other manager at Working Software. I had a nice time discussing my thoughts about how she and I develop intricate methods of working around Dave's peculiar notions of running a business. When I returned there was a crudely scrawled note securely taped to my front door reminding me of our date for the dump. I saw John later - he was quite pleasant and understanding about my (actually contrived) excuse of working. We agreed to go to the dump today "if it was open". Though I knew it would be, he again insisted he should call first. Perhaps he would have felt more comforted if we drove out there to check before loading the truck! This morning I abruptly remembered the garage door combination (after trying the actual combinations of other locks I have owned in the distant past), opened my garage, then knocked on his door and found no one home. I felt irritated, and went back inside, but decided that I really wanted what had become, without my notice, a mountain of trash to be gone from my yard. As I loaded it into my truck I realized that a few bits of scrap wood had grown to a large pile, and had been fortified with several old window frames (complete with splintered glass), a box of rusty old spray paint cans, several hefty bags of wet trash, a three-foot square chunk of a stucco wall (probably from cutting out a hole for a new window in his house), two solid-core doors (the heavy kind as used on the outside of a house), and a small electric hot water heater, of the sort that one can install under a kitchen sink to provide instant hot water for tea or coffee. I loaded it all in my truck, neatly tarped and tied it (one is charged double for driving untarped loads to the dump, and there is a heavy fine for dropping a load on the highway), and drove it to the dump. Now, John had planned to load the front pile into my truck, and add wood from the cut-up tree in the back. I was astonished at his, and honestly, my own perception of how much crap there actually was piled in my yard - it completely filled my truck to the top of my cab, with the tailgate open as well! I could not have made it to the dump without tarping it - it all would have fallen off the moment I turned a corner. As I loaded it, I reflected on the fact that, over the years, John and I had spent far more time discussing his garbage together than it was taking me to load it on my truck and dispose of it myself or than it would have taken him to haul it himself, as he has two enormous station wagons. The cargo bay of each car is actually quite a bit larger than the bed of my little Toyota pickup. Further, John has offerred me money (in the vieled form of presenting his offer to pay for the disposal of his own trash as a favor to me), he has offerred me the social currency of innumerable small favors (that I generally did not ask for and usually did not even want), and he has even offerred to procure me sex (by offerring to introduce me to his french maid... perhaps this is an underlying reason he hired her!) if I would just accept his gift of garbage. There is a rather odd reason why the dump is actually an interesting place to be. Tremendous numbers of birds gather there to pick through the piles of refuse for tasty morsels. It may well be the most productive place one could hope to go to observe certain kinds of birds (particularly seagulls) and to observe the social interaction of these birds. There is an incongruous aesthetic to the dump it has one of the loveliest views to be found in Santa Cruz, as it is in a small valley in the hills overlooking the coastal artichoke fields and the ocean beyond. The mountains above Monterey were visible above the low-lying mist over the bay. One can find great beauty and serenity there if one can look beyond the chaos and ever-present danger of the dump itself. As I unloaded Mt. John from my truck, I noticed that the gulls were swarming over a particularly rich vein of precious ore: a dumpster from a restaurant had been emptied nearby. The occasional gust of wind enveloped me in the fragrant aroma of old rotten but fast food. I noticed that, though the pile of trash was abundant with appetizing bits of seagull chow, surely plenty to feed every one of the hundreds of diners present, the gulls still fought over every piece. If one gull managed to pick a scrap of an old hot-dog bun from the pile, another just as soon snatched it from his beak. Vigorous squawking ensued as the gourmands fought over the bit of food, completely ignoring the tasty repast they trampled beneath their feet. If I could speak to the birds, to point out to them their errant ways, I am sure they would reply that, though I would be right in claiming it is more efficient not to fight but to each take the food that is readily available, it is the seagull who is quick to snatch the fish from the beak of another who lives to lay another egg. Even had she the opportunity to dine at leisure, such a seagull who becomes complacent would lose an essential skill, in fact such a central part of the seagull nature that it could no longer live upon the open sea, and so could no longer proudly claim the name of "gull". Thus I no longer felt angry with John. I simply wished to be done with his garbage and to spruce up the disheveled appearance of our yard. I am sure that the begonias and dahlias that Efren and I planted in the front a couple of weeks ago would have attained scant notice beside the enormous pile of trash that John had bequeathed upon me. I am sure that John will continue to give me such gifts, but perhaps I can encourage him to give me small and precious gifts, rather than the enormous abundance I have already partaken of, gifts that are small enough to fit easily into my trash can for immediate disposal. I'm sure my landlady would agree. Her own faint attempt at improving the appearance of what was her first home after her marriage was to give us a lawnmower, and stipulate in the lease that we mow the lawn regularly. She promised to have the house repainted promptly when we moved in three years ago - I have asked her for a new front door as well, which she assented to, and she reimburses me for any repairs or improvements I make, but I believe that she prefers just not to think about the house at all. When I returned home, I penned this note on some nice stationery: John, I made the dump run. It was just $5 - much cheaper, considering the volume, than getting charged for extra pickup by the city. I did not take the paint as it is illegal to dispose of toxic waste in a landfill. While I don't mind making an occasional dump run for you, I ask that you not put trash in my yard. Thanks, Mike I put the note in a matching envelope, wrote John's name on the front, then left it on his front porch next to the box of rusty paint cans, under a bottle of motor oil that I found there. I enclosed the receipt from the dump, for $5, stamped with the Great Seal of the City of Santa Cruz, with a detailed accounting of the various fees and taxes that serendipitously totaled to a perfect five-spot, as evidence of my crime, and, I hoped, a tool to shock him into the reality of actually believing that the dump exists, and is accessible even to people such as he. As I started to write this note to you, John approached my front door. I saw a look of anger or distress on his face through the window, and honestly feared that I had greatly offended him. It is important to me to have good relations with my neighbors, and I did not want to hurt him. I imagine he felt angry that I had written such a blunt note after he had done so many (unwanted) favors for me, and I am sure he felt disappointed that I had taken from him the opportunity for us all to share in the experience of hauling the trash together. Thus I felt uneasy when I answered the door, but when I answered he was smiling broadly and spoke to me in an effusively friendly manner: "I see you took the trash already. Suzanne and I wanted to help you." "Oh...," I said, "I knocked, and no one answered." "We were working in the back." "Well, that's OK." "I wanted you to meet Suzanne." "Well, bring her by." "I will sometime, but right now she's up to her elbows in dirt." "OK." "Here's the money for the dump fee," he said, abruptly shoving a ten dollar bill into my hand. I pulled out my wallet and started to give him change, but he insisted I keep it - perhaps for my trouble, or for the money I had already been charged for his contribution to my weekly trash pickup. Or peraps he didn't wan't my dirty money. He went on to say that he would remove the pile of pipes from my side yard. I thanked him for this, and pointed out that my landlady was giving me a hard time about the appearance of the house. (secret code for "Thank you for the gift, my friend, but mom won't let me keep it.") I said that I would till the yard again soon, and replant the lawn. He insisted that I just mow it, so that the broadleaf weeds would be subdued and the hardy grasses would reestablish themselves. I imagine that this is indeed a reason to mow a lawn, that the aesthetic of a neatly trimmed lawn has an underlying logical structure - that the natural broadleaf flora of our land can be trained to yield to the comforting grasslands of our ancestry by regular mowing. In such mowing, the suburban housekeeper not only creates an attractive home, but maintains a vital connection with the earth, and with all life - but not with the life we find naturally around us, but with the life we knew when we came down from the trees. He went on to point out that the plum tree at the far corner of the yard, furthest from his house and next to the extremely neatly trimmed yard of the woman next door to me, was a tree that he had planted many years ago. I half expected him to then go and pee on it. He did not though - we have strayed too far from our roots. As I resumed my writing, I looked out the window and watched with satisfaction as he removed the pipes from my yard. Curiously, though PVC pipes are quite lightweight and could easily be moved in armload bundles, he carried them out one at a time, on his shoulder as if they were quite burdensome loads. After he was done, I stepped outside to view my newly exposed side yard, now free of both trash and pipe, noticing that his excavation to lay the drainpipe had also tilled the earth so that it would actually be easy for me to plant a new lawn there... all the way to the fence. Also, John's reconstruction of the fence has pulled out the flower bushes that used to overhang my lot by three feet, so that there is a clear path to the backyard. There is a bit of lumber still to haul out, but suddenly it seemed clear and easy to me to tear out the gate and replace it. Perhaps I will continue to tear out the vines that John sends surreptitiously penetrating my back porch, their roots sending shoots up to crumble the concrete of my back porch - cracks so wide that, after breeding in the heavy rains and flooding, frogs make their home in them during the dry summer. I have thought of leaving the concrete there but building a wooden deck over it, so I would still have a way into spend time in the backyard during the monsoon season, the frogs would keep their home, and I would not have to repair or repour the back deck. Perhaps you will be tickled to know that I contemplated keeping the small hot water heater. I examined it carefully and decided that it would be easier to buy a new one than fix his old one if I ever actually wanted to possess such a thing. Finally I rooted around in my garage, found a pipe wrench, and removed the brass pipe fittings from it, then put the pipe fittings in a box of metal stuff next to my casting sand and metalworking tools, before loading the water heater into my truck. I set it aside as I unloaded my truck at the dump, then put it back and carted it to the scrap metal pile where, like our new fence, it can begin anew the endless cycle of creation and destruction. What will become of our water heater, now rusting the lonely night away on the edge of the scrap pile? Is it getting to know its new found friends, the automobile tire hubs, the angle iron and microwave ovens, and especially its older brothers, the full-size hot water heaters, or is it sitting, sadly by itself where I placed it this afternoon, a few feet from the edge the pile, pining for the security of the trash pile where it lay until I abruptly moved it this afternoon? What will become of our little friend? I suppose that the scrap pile will grow with time, that others will come along to keep him company, until at last he is buried within it, and the pile grows large enough that a truck is brought to haul them away, off to the smelters of the midwest, or perhaps one of the minimills in the City of Commerce, where he will be melted into his component atoms, to be mixed and merged with his brothers, only to be extruded into a piece of railroad track, a manhole cover, or perhaps even a little bit of a new hot water heater, that someday will be installed in someone's home somewhere, to do its patient duty of providing hot showers, perhaps even for an as-yet unborn physics student, for several decades, only to rust once again and be returned to the scrap pile for another round. Does he remember that the iron atoms within him had their birth at the core of a supernova explosion? Iron, in a sense, is not a naturally occuring element. It is the most stable element, but it only arises as the very end product of the process of nucleosynthesis in stars. It was not present in any significant quantity at the beginning of the universe; only hydrogen and helium were. Such atoms fuse into heavier products during the lifetime of a star - carbon and oxygen, but still fairly light elements. Only at the very end of a star's lifetime do the heavy elements fuse, and then they fuse at tremendously high rates, at very high temperature and pressure. Iron is the most stable of elements. All lighter elements yield up energy by fusing until they reach iron. All heavier elements yield up energy by fissioning until they reach iron. The heavier elements cannot be formed in significant quantity in the core of normal stars for they will be broken up again by the constant bombardment of high-energy particles. We know that the metal of the earth was formed in a supernova because elements heavier than iron are relatively abundant. In fact, from the relative abundance of different isotopes of some heavy metals we can calculate the size of the supernova that formed them, the temperature and pressures involved, and we know from this that our Uranium, our Lead were formed in just a few minutes in the heinous explosion of the supernova. Minutes. Minutes out of the billions of years that our predecessor had steadily shined. I think, next week, I shall invite John and his family over for tea in the evening. I think I would enjoy their company. I shall clean up the house first, as it is a godawful mess. For this evening I will return to my project that I had assigned myself for my spring break, of recording my piano playing. I must say that I am not a very skilled pianist, and my songs are pretty rudimentary, but I only play music that I have composed myself as I have never been able to read sheet music. I can play things that others take the time to show me, but I grew frustrated with this and just sat down to hammer at the keys until I made songs that sounded good to me. I have never had the patience to write the sheet music, but my songs are simple enough that a good pianist could listen to the tapes and play them. I think my music is the clearest expression of my aesthetic experience. I must say that most people find it odd, boring or even downright obnoxious, but my music holds great beauty for me, and listening to the tapes I have already made fills me with peace and tranquility. I must also say that my concept of good music does not require that my piano be even remotely in tune - it was last tuned by my father in 1955 - but it sounds great to me. I'm not tone deaf. I just like the bent notes. I improvise on some of my songs - if I play a tuned piano, or a piano with a different feel to the keys, I play quite different improvisations for what I regard as the same songs. It is the piano itself that I play, and each piano is unique. I'll send you my tape when I have it ready. Fondly, Mike this was under his 'love' directory LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like the genesis of the russian orphanage fantasy. I SHIT YOU NOT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me keep writing you are in a stable stop, don't crawford yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh somewhere I have solaris 2.6 on Qemu... its been running for years now. the CPU doesn't idle right IIRC... but yeah it works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't it cyber security awareness month or some other bullshit? this is just a dry run to say terrorists brought down EBT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me horn works, check the wipers or so he says.. it was his civil disobedience, where as a elderly black woman MDC was fighting for civil rights or some shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it was in here http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2013/10/10/4038/0007 but I could be wrong, it was such an incoherent wall of text that I really don't know what the fuck he was saying. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the half&half bandit has been apprehend The city of Portland will rest easier know-how criminal mastermind is off the streets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd lve to send him Chinese phone books But I Haven't seen any ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are crawfordia pictures like this allowed? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was convinced he is a ladies man So no doubt he was arrested for rape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was close to topic and making sense So un-Sye like. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me women are just duplication machines They need to be licensed and regularly inspected to ensure they are not making any unauthorized use of valuable IP. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WordPress is blocked in china So no story here ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no elucidation I'm not sure I follow your argument. go piss up a rope. Rickets, frosh, frog, free cd ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me (self) abuse report filed against: Blanchet House of Hospitality Address: 340 NW Glisan St, Portland, OR 97209, United States Phone:+1 503-226-3911 Mike should be sent to their funny farm: The Blanchet Farm is located in Yamhill County, near Carlton, Oregon. The Farm was first purchased in 1962 and now is a little over 60-acres in size. It's mission reflects the original Catholic Worker Movement notion of the homeless and people in recovery working on a farm, far away from the temptations of city life. Over the years, the Farm has been very successful in changing lives and is a thriving place with several different types of operations. Approximately twenty one men live at the Farm at any one time, usually staying between three to six months. Most arrive there by referrals from various recovery and rehab agencies in our area. All of the men are required to work a full day in one of several areas. In addition, Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotis Anonymous meetings are held nightly on the property, with the exception of Friday and Sunday nights when men are allowed to go to outside meetings in either Newberg or McMinnville. Work on the farm consists of caring for the 300 egg laying hens, feeding hogs and keeping their pens clean, constant maintenance of the buildings, lawn and brush cutting, vehicle repair, wood shop assignments, meal prep and pruning of numerous bushes, fruit trees and Christmas trees. Most of the eggs collected are destined for the downtown Portland location. One of the principal activities at the farm is a woodworking shop, located in the former laundry room. Some of the previous guests have had woodworking skills and passed on those skills to others before they left. Besides producing the farms trademark Adirondack chairs, the shop has just completed several pieces of furniture for the new downtown facility. These include tables and stools for the new dining hall, and dressers, desks and nightstands for the upstairs housing units.. The Blanchet Farm is an active place that generates a good deal of pride, skills and self-esteem in the men who reside there. Far away from the temptations of downtown, the men who come to the farm have a chance to get back on their feet and become farmers at work. And away from douchebags, like Allen. Allen Mahan 7 months ago- The Blanchet in Old Town/China Town Portland, Oregon opened their new building in 2012 and everything is better than ever. The old building was in weathered condition, to say the least, and very crowded. The new digs are bigger and much more advantageous. The chow was always quite good, but the new cuisine is almost exquisite. Great job and well done, indeed! Notice the lack of wifi, and power at the funny farm. Instead Mike would be forced into some labour, and may have to confront what a tit he's been. I don't think he'd last 48 hours on the farm. too bad it must be so late in the AM I wonder if they'd take the donation, and move him out there... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it can't be me, I'm taller and she'd be wearing cat ears..... also it isn't going to end well for this chick http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/article/1326400/video-boyfriend-his-knees-bei ng-slapped-irate-girlfriend-kowloon ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shit this fuck Ktisijqndjuthnrka women are strange. maybe you have a nice stomach? maybe you just look approachable? you could even be cute. who knows? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me could be. what was the joke that women understand women, and hate eachother, and men just guess wrong all the time? maybe they see something in you you dont see. but it may not be a positive thing. I dont know. you may be 'cute'.... in the you dont belong here, awww so cute, tickle!... like a kid lost. I dont know ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Y'er a wizard Mikey! well no, that would be a lie. You are batshit insane. again. take your meds, get sleep in a real home. take the section 8, and the payout already. or get arrested. it doesn't matter. One Should Not Trifle With Wizards As It Makes Us Soggy And Hard To Light By Repeatible Hairstyle in Politics Thu Oct 10, 2013 at 02:40:01 PM CCT Tags: Michael David Crawford, Rosa Parks, San Luis Obispo, California, Clark County, Washington, Public Accomodation, Back of the Bus, Americans with Disabilities Act, Martin Luther King (all tags) Jason Pawloski: "What happened?" Michael David Crawford: "I mouthed off to a judge." I will soon Act Pro Per as I sue the Grover Beach McDonalds into a smoking, radioactive crater in the ground. One December 17, 1956, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled in Browder v. Gayle, 142 F. Supp. 707 (1956) that forcing black people ride in the backs of buses violated the Fourteenth Amendment's guarantee that all Americans shall receive Equal Protection Under the Law. Various other Civil Rights lawsuits resulted in the Supreme Court establing that "Public Accomodations" such as buses and restaurants that any member of the public may dine in may not discriminate even when privately owned and operated. Society's profoundly cruel treatment of the disabled, as well as those such as myself who while not disabled any way, are simply perceived as disabled, led to the Federal Americans with Disabilities Act forbids discrimination against the disabled as well as those perceived as disabled in public accomodation, employment, government services, commercial facilities and transportation. I am now an Injured Party, and so have Standing to seek Injunctive and Monetary Relief from such Ignorant Mother Fuckers as the Grover Beach McDonalds, McDonalds Corporation, the City of Grover Beach, the State of California, the City of San Luis Obispo, the State of Washington and the City of Vancouver for such Injuries as being arrested for not leaving a fast food joint as quickly as demanded by its floridly paranoid manager, despite myself being a paying customer. I had eaten only half my burger and fries, and hardly touched my Coke. Not only was I not homeless, I had been staying in a really nice tent at Oceano Dunes State Beach that a new friend had given me. He actually had two extra tents. I helped him out with some minor favor, so out of gratitude he gave me his tent. Therefore I was not homeless. While strictly speaking my mental illness will never go away, I was not at the time symptomatic in any way, and had not been for quite a long time, well over a year. I am going to haul the Grover Beach Police Department into Federal Civil Rights Court as well. It turns out that it is flatly illegal for the police to harrass someone. I've been told that a cop can be prosecuted just for following someone around for a while. <hr> I feel bad about having to do so, really I do, but I'm going to compell GVPD Officer K. Cook to Cross The Thin Blue Line by testifying in court against his own comrades, Officer Aceves as well, and one other whose name I don't recall but whose name will be on a police report. I was great friends with Officer Cook the instant we laid eyes on each other. I have his business card, and from time to time I send him email. While not friends with Officer Aceves, she and I think the world of each other. For example I pointed out that the reason I responed to Clark County Deputy Prather's two 800,000 Law Enforcement Tazer jolts with "Horn Works, Try The Windshield Wipers". "Just eat a whole lotta hot peppers," I advised the lovely young Aceves, "and you can take a cap right in your kneecap without blinking an eye." You may be skeptical - but Officer Aceves is Mxicana. She knows all about that phenomonen. That's part of what enables modus to cyberstalk me for years on end without me particularly taking notice with the one exception that I was concerned for a bit that he'd turn up at my home or place of work with an AR-15, so I informed Facebook that I resided in Aachen, Germany. Why Aachen? Clem's father was at one time the mayor of Aachen. Do you know what was meant by "Le Nouveau Riche"? "The New Rich"? That's what the landed nobility entitled those who profited from the French Revolution, who for the most part were blowing it all on hats rather than establishing legacies. Clem is now a Professor of Emeritus of Physics at UCSC. Quite likely, I earned far more than Clem ever did during his entire career commencing when I was about twenty-eight. Thus my surprise when I turned up at his estate in Hillsboro, on the San Francisco Peninsula, when he asked me to drop by for supper so I could meet his wife. Yes: "Estate". Clem Heusch ALL BY HIMSELF was quite clearly worth more than Elvis Cock Sucking Presley. There was framed original fifteenth century artwork all over Creation there. Clem quite cheerfully said "Trained professional on closed course. Kids, please don't try this at home", then he and the Missus proceed to fire up - I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING! - real candles on the biggest Christmas tree that I personally have ever seen in a private residence. I know now how that's done safely, but I am not telling. If you want a candle-lit christmas tree, you're going to have to figure that out for your own. Were I to tell you, some lurking Slashbot would burn down the entire South of Market District by not quite complying with the procedure. Clem had a private dining room. I mean there was a large table, comforable chairs, a high-ceiling, wood paneled rectangular room. After his wife brought in the food - the carrot soup was my favorite I'm going to find a recipe it was to die for - she slid shut the sliding panel door. Imagine then her dismay when I just happened to drop by completely unexpected a few months later. Clem Damn well knew what was about to happen that is why I am now ROTFLMAO. So Clem and I are hanging in his basketball-court sized living room talking about some manner of random bullshit, when in tools Frau Heusch bearing her morning coffee, clad in a bathrobe, slippers with her hair in curlers. I'm down with that so Clem and I just continue our chat when she hears my unfamiliar voice, turns, looks, sees that a man who is not a member of her family just caught a Proper Lady wearing her hair in curlers, shrieks at the tops of her lungs then flees the room. I ran after struggling desperately to convince her that she need not fear me, but no. Clem has two drop-dead knockout daughters, both about my age. While of pure German heritage, they are not in any way of German culture. They were both law school students, dressed real nice and damn near ripped my clothes to shreds when they spotted a fertile man of marriageable age in their direct presence. That was quite cool. I always meant to return to take them up on their offer of at least one but maybe both at the same time (!), but it was not to be due to that unfortunate satellite snapshot of North Korea's purely peaceful domestic electricity production. So anyway maybe two in the morning that same day that I was arrested, GVPD officer Ito and one other step in. Officer Ito starts giving me all manner of crap about how I should leave. I mean he was absolutely smoking with hatred. "No, Officer Ito. I will not leave. If I am going to leave, I will be happy to do so upon the specific request of any employee of this fine dining establishment." I then fixed Officer Ito with an angry stare. He fled the scene like - I am not fucking kidding - a whipped puppy. Everyone in the Salinas and San Joaquin Valleys of California all the way down to Oceano Dunes State Beach was incredibly wonderful to me. The Paso Robles Carl's Jr. manager, upon realizing that I was feeding myself by stealing her complementary salsa and hot peppers, just walked up to me then handed me a free breakfast. I am absolutely not fucking kidding. I got real upset then called 9-1-1, when I met officer Cook and asked him to forward a missing and endangered persons report to Clark County Washington. I was concerned that Trixie had either been murdered by her boyfriend or that some horrible domestic abuse was taking place, as her email never bounced, I was always able to leave voice mail, but neither Trixie nor her parents ever called back. I know all about that, it happened to Bonita as well with a previous boyfriend: The very most effective way to abuse a woman, to hold her in human bondage, is simply to not permit her to have her own friends. It is for that specific reason, that almost every emergency room I have ever set foot in for the last twenty years has Domestic Violence Warning posters all over the place, every last one of them pointing out that the number one sign that domestic violence is taking place, is that one is not permitted to have one's own friends. Trixie is desperately impoverished; her parents as well. There is no way that - by now - Trixie would have been paying for cell service and a cable modem for 18 months unless someone did not permit her to return my mail or messages. Trixie's boyfriend before me, she had a restraining order against. He was the specific reason that she told me she carried a Nine Millimetre Semiautomic Pistol on her dates with me. That joker went on to achieve my ardent admiration when he later sexually assaulted Trixie's uncommonly beautiful fifteen year old daughter. I only met the boyfriend she left me for - for no apparent reason - just once. He was kind of quiet but otherwise OK. Trixie rang me up one day in tears, completely overcome with grief: "How could he say he loves me, but all he ever does is hurt me?" I came to the conclusion one fine sunny day that Trixie's dismembered corpse lay in a shallow grave out in the Camas woods somewhere, so right there in the Grover Beach Burger King, I started screaming and crying. I mean a big puddle of snot was right there on my table. The Grover Beach Burger King's owner Mike, he is a really great guy. His particular specialty is hiring recovering Crystal Meth addicts so as to help them turn their lives around. He quietly, and in the most friendly way, gently ask if there is anything he can do to help. I had by then been leeching off of Mike's FiFi for a solid week without buying a thing. He knew Damn well that I was homeless. "Please! I have not eaten in days. Anything, anything at all to eat." Mike then - at his own expense, he whipped out his wallet and paid cash so as not to bork his bookkeeping - purchased then served to me a Double Whopper meal, with extra large fries and Coke, as well as a large pastry. All the employees other than the morning manager and the customers at the Grover Beach McDonalds believed I walked on water. But that morning manager, quite oddly a real young guy with long hair, you'd think he'd be cool with me, when he looked at me, it was for me just like looking right into the eyes of a rabid dog. I am not fucking kidding - that uncommonly astute young man was completely out of his Damn tree. "GET OUT OF HERE! RIGHT NOW!" "Sure no problem," I say as I start packing up the remainder of my Quarter Pounder meal. I was by then a paying customer, I was only half done with my supper, and had eighty bucks in cash in my pocket. "But I need to bookmark all my browser tabs, or I'll lose my work. My MacBook Pro's battery is totally shot, so I'd lose my work if I just tried to put it to sleep." So after packing up my supper and putting it into my handbag, I commence - with great haste - to bookmark my tabs, but some other Grover Beach Department Police Department Office turns up because that morning manager dialed 9-1-1. "Please sir. If I'm not permitted to save the results of last night's literature research, an airplane will fall out of the sky." "You are under arrest." "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a Court of Law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, an attorney will be provided to you at no expense." Actually one has a great many more rights than that, for example the right not to sign anything that one does not want to sign, for any reason at all. The actual Miranda v. Arizona decision had to do with that Carlos Miranda, who spoke not a word of English, was convinced to sign a murder confession, written in English, without any translation nor the advice of an attorney. I now have standing as the injured party - and yes, you know Damn well I can read without my glasses, but then I would not have been an injured party M'Kay? - to sue the State of Washington into a smoking crater in the ground for violating my Miranda right to read what I was signing as a result of the Clark County Jail's moving heaven and earth to get me to sign all manner of random bullshit while at the same time refusing to give me my eyeglasses. At some point, they stopped asking me to sign anything. They realized I knew Damn well they were trying to get me to sign a confession. At that point a deputy stepped in, popped open my lunch tray door, then handed me my eyeglasses. I've been puzzling over how to set all this right for quite a while. To establish precedent, one needs a judgement. Settlements are not judgements, and are quite commonly sealed, that is, kept secret forever. It is for that reason that it is actually quite common to sue someone for one dollar, but for that lawsuit to be tied up in court for decades. Most of my lawsuits will be like that, but in my case, I will sue for four dollars, payable in the form of two two-dollar bills. I will then, at my own expense, mat and frame them, autograph them, then present them back to the poor Ignorant Mother Fucker who has to shell out four bucks so that I myself could establish nationwide binding Supreme Court precedent. It is for that reason that I am going to sue the Grover Beach McDonalds for just four dollars, but the main McDonald's Corporation for one billion dollars. They're going to be all over me like cheap hookers to settle. I will then quietly point out that I'll be donating that billion dollars to such homeless shelters as Right Too Dream 2, and that I will not keep one penny for myself. I'm going to get my Public Defender Mrs. Ashbaugh in SLO disbarred for flatly refusing my direct instructions to request my evidence - my old Macbook Pro - from the GVPD evidence locker for use as exculpatory evidence. I will also take every penny in her possession for legal malpractice. Her home, her car, everything. I was once told that the single most common reason for legal malpractice lawsuit was that an attorney did not return her client's phone calls. How about losing your client's right to vote because you flatly refuse his direct orders to obtain the evidence that would otherwise exonerate him? However she is employed by an otherwise forward thinking indigent legal firm. I'll take all of her money then donate it to that firm. I'm going to get Grover Beach Superior court Judge Labarbara unseated then disbarred. I'm not dead certain but I may also be able to get him prosecuted. I don't have a clue who my Fairy Godmother in upstate New York is she watches over me whenever I am in any real trouble. Not long after I landed in the SLO slammer, I started receiving all manner of letters, all postmarked from upstate New York, but with no name nor return address. Most of them had pages torn from books of legal opinions. The one that will nail Labarbara is that a State Judicial Ethics Commission had censured some judge or "writing an opinion out of court", that is, making a decision without the presence of the defendant, the defense and the prosecution. LaBarbara was down with my acting Pro Se, but pointed out that I would need to answer a short questionairre so as to ensure that I was aware of such consequences of not being able, on my own, to interview witnesses, given that I was detained. The only question that I could not answer affirmatively was that I did not have a clue what the maximum sentence for making felony terrorist threats was. I as then placed in a small private room, where Ashbaugh introduced herself as my legal advisor - NOT - my attorney. Pro Se defendants don't have attorneys, we have legal advisors. It is for the specific reason that Pro Se legal advisors keep pulling such stunts on me as this next that I now act Pro Per, that is, completely on my own, with no legal assistance of any sort. "That's great. I can use your help. Without a doubt I have a far deeper insight into the law than you do due to all of my studies of US, Constitutional and World history, philosophy, literature and the like. However you, by having studied for the bar exam, know a great more of the details than I do such as precedent citations." "Do you have Section 8?" she asked. Government subsidized housing. "What does that have to do with anything?" "Social security disability? Food Stamps? GA-X?" That everyone and their left Labia Majora keeps moving Heaven and Earth to get me on the Government Tit has been quite the sore point with me since long before Rusty wrote his very first line of Perl. I'll be Damned if I can figure out why everyone struggles so desperately to force upon me what I do not need and do not want, but they do. So I commence shouting angrily at her. I can be heard for miles, but the courtroom is immediately outside our room. Three or four happy, smiling deputies burst in, howling with laughter, then haul me off to the holding cell. I later receive a document that said something like "Defense and defendant agree that the State may write and opinion out of court", then went on to say that I had been diagnosed with _______. That's where my diagnosis was to be filled in, but it was left blank. Similarly, a mental health professional by the name of "Blank" would be at my next hearing on the tenth to recommend how we should proceed. Other than that my p-doc hearing was to be on the tenth, that entire form was not filled in in any way, nor was it signed by the judge. I later received a letter from my Mom pointing out that she'd seen on the court calendar that I was to have a hearing on the twelfth. In reality, neither hearing took place. I then cooled my heels for a solid month, unable to contact anyone who could tell me what was going on. Eventually myself and two other colleagues were driven in a van to Atascadero State Hospital were I was admitted into their Mental Competency Restoration Program. In our ward, we were simply not permitted to do anything but watch TV. This led a riot to break out and for me to spend three our four days flat on my back bound by leather restaurants, when I concluded that arranging our chairs in a circle so as to facilitate open discussion among the men might enable us to use our minds, rather than to stare blankly at the TV. At one time but apparently no longer, it was widely understood by mental health professionals that psychotic people receive messages from the television sets. For example I once had a quiet, pleasant, well-mannered friend who learned how to be Just The Proper Gentleman by carefully studying the expressions on the faces of TV newscasters. Every time they looked in the slightest way upset, angry, sad, annoyed or what have you, he knew it was because he had just had a thought that offended that newscaster somehow, and so he endeavoured to control his thinking, hence his admission to that same Psychiatric Intensive Care Unit where my own quite murderous, frightening auditory hallucinations were observed. How about some music, M'Kay? Or a room where one could sit that did not have a television set in it. A television set that could be shut off by the patients would be at least an improvement. The very best hospital I have ever been admitted to, Alhambra CPC, had a large comfortable library, with plush couches, a carpeted floor, and several well-stocked bookcases. But Atascadero had a really bad TV set with really shitty sound, that was turned on during our every waking minute, with two rows of chair lined up directly in front of it. Every last one of us had been ruled incompetent to stand trial. Without a doubt more than a few of my colleagues were getting auditory and visual hallucinations out of that TV set. It is for that reason I regard day rooms equipped with televisions, where there is not also a separate day room where one cannot hear nor see any television, as uncommonly cruel human rights violations. But I Digress: I'm also going to get the California and Washington State Medical Boards to revoke the SLO and Clark County Jail's licenses to operate as medical care facilities. Consider such J. Random Human Rights Violations as the time I started coughing up green phlegm, so I was immediately escorted to Medical by a Deputy. "I share with my father an unusually low body temperature. My normal body temperature is a good two degrees lower than yours. If your thermometer shows my temperature as 98.6F, then I am running a fever." "What is the name of the doctor that diagnosed your condition?" "What does that have to do with anything? I've spent years in and out of hospitals. They take every patient's temperature two or three times per day. It's not like I don't already have thirty years worth of written body temperature measurements." "WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR WHO DIAGNOSED YOUR CONDITION?" Clearly she thinks I'm trying to score Codeine Cough Syrup. Look you Useless Bint: Sudafed would have sufficed were it viral, but were it bacterial I would need antiobiotics. I have been quite close to death twice due to bacterial respiratory infections, one when I was two years old due to Pneumonia, at seventeen due to Bronchitis. So she shoves a thermometer in my mouth: "NINETY-EIGHT POINT SIX! NORMAL! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Jane, you ignorant slut. Do you know just why they maintain such meticulous records until the end of time in every jail? While uncommon, from time to time someone manages to off a witness after he has been arrested and so is in jail, this because one can get one's sentence reduced were one to sing on the stand. For that specific reason, while I do not recall that nurse's name, I do know that it would be available in the jail's written records for my upcoming medical board complaint, as well as my medical malpractice lawsuit. But a rather more sympathetic nurse informed me, when I begged her quite desperately to at least TELL me why I was not permitted the medicine that would prevent my paranoia, mania and hallucinations, quite angrily replied "It's a mess". In MY business, if "it's a mess", I fix it! If I deliver code that does not pass its acceptance tests, I don't get paid. But in YOUR business, if "it's a mess", innocent people die! How to solve THIS software problem? After a great deal of reflection throughout my lifetime I came to conclude that I would never want to be a judge. I could not bear to send even someone who was clearly as guilty as Sin to ten years in the pen. It's for that same reason that I flatly refuse to accept offers for management positions. I've been a manager twice; both times I myself had to fire close friends. I did so, but I regret not having politely resigned on the spot - not in protest, but politely: "I am sorry, but I cannot fire a friend. 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What you see is what you get. - Me JESUS NORMAN CHECK YOUR EMAIL YOU JUST HAVE TO. IN OTHER NEWS: That's not quite right. I've been in the know for years, that Syria had the missiles and the VX. However no one really knew whether the missiles were actually armed with the VX. It would have been enough, were Syria only interested in deterrence, just to have lots of missiles, as well as lots of VX, then let the Israeli people make the connection. Syria also has Sarin. I puzzled over that for quite a long time. Why both? Sarin is quite volatile, that is, it is a liquid that evaporates rapidly, like alcohol or gasoline. The Aum Shinri Kyo cult in Japan dropped and broke some glass jars full of Sarin in some Tokyo subway stations, however if anyone was killed, it was not many. Lots were sickened however SOME time is required for Sarin to evaporate, during which time the stations were evacuated. It's not just enough to possess the "explosive". One must also "weaponize" the explosive. In the case of Sarin or VX, one would want some manner of high-capacity perfume atomizer. I've spent some time thinking about this. The easiest would be a tank of high-pressure gas with a Venturi. It's hard to describe but use Google Image Search. More or less you blast a fast stream of gas through a tube, but with a narrow tube of the liquid opening into the middle. The liquid is sucked up into the gas. Some modification of this would ensure it was divided into microscopic droplets, therefore with a high surface area to volume ratio, just what you want to evaporate quickly. Rather more effective but a little harder for the Any Flavor But Lemon crowd, is to burn some chemical, say matchhead Phosphorus, so quickly that a very small volume of solid transforms quite quickly into incredibly high-pressure gas. One then blows that through the Venturi. One would need to balance the temperature of the gas at the point the liquid comes into contact with it, and the rate at which it burns, so as to yield fastest dissapation without dissociating the atoms of the gas from their molecules. That is, you don't want to cook your sarin so much that you burn it. It turns out that, while it is true that a tiny droplet of nerve - not gas, but liquid, properly knownas a nerve agent in the death biz - to touch your skin, does kill you. So it's not enough to wear a gas mask, one requires a chemical warfare suit. Adolf Hitler was quite severely injured in his lungs during a WWI gas attack because he was unable to get his gas mask on quickly enough. I don't know that this really happened the way it was portrayed in a TV miniseries I saw about his rise to power, but Hitler's commander asked him to volunteer for an important mission, with not Hitler's but Schicklgruber's reward being that he would receive a medal. The next scene depicts young Adolf riding a single-speed bicycle like a bat out of Hell. I expect that was to deliver some important written message, say some intelligence. That's usually done with motorcycle couriers but perhaps they ran out of motorcycles. The next scene depicts him struggling desperately to convince his commanding officer, who wears a silver Mogen David ring - Six-Point Star of David, thereby indicating he is Jewish - to actually award that medal. Ultimately he does, but it is quite clear that his commander is really annoyed at having to deal with actually getting the medal to Corporal (or what have you) Shicklgruber. So when the gas attack occurs, there is Adolf Shicklgruber fighting in the field, shooting at the enemy, while wearing that fucking medal pinned to his chest! And yes, for many good reasons that I'll go into later, he really WAS that insecure. Now quite likely, the made-for-TV movie was just making this shit up, but when that gas attack occured, the reason that he was injured was that he caught the straps of his mask on his medal! Because there are all manner of "agents" now, not just nerve agents, as well as the occasional need to advance into combat across highly radioactive nuclear fallout shortly after a bomb has detonated, boot camp these days also focusses on getting one's hazmat suit on really quickly. If there is any possibility that chemical weapons might be used, american troops, as well as those of other nations that can supply their troops - other than say the Taliban - go on patrol with those suits in their backpacks. Those suits are quite thick, completely impenetrable to lots of different kinds of chemicals and so quite heavy, as well as bulky when folded up. The main reason for using Sarin, in my speculation, is that one wants to slay one's enemy, but then occupy their position with one's own troops. After the wind has blown for long enough, the Sarin vapour disappates and you can walk right in. Neither VX nor Sarin kills you instantly it turns out. Actually it takes a good long time. That just has to suck - you know something's up, but there's not a whole lot you can do about it. I'm not completely clear, but my understanding is that you lose control of your diaphragm, and therefore become unable to breathe. Try holding your breath for a while, not be filling your lungs then clothing your throat, but if you choose to consciously, one has a great deal of volitional control over your diaphragm. Just decide not to breathe in our out for a little while. That is I understand what it is like to get hit with nerve gas. A quick injection of Atropine, the toxin in belladonna - "Beautiful Woman", as a small dose of Belladonna makes a woman uncommonly seductive by dilating her pupils really wide - as well as deadly nightshade and the Datura that figures into that Carlos Castenada book about his Southwest American Native Shaman, is all you require to save your life, so again US troops are all supplied with "Atapens", a spring-loaded hypodermic syringe. When hit with gas, whip out your Atapen, jam it into your thigh, then just walk away. So in reality, for military use, nerve gas is not particularly effective. Where it would be effective, and without a doubt that was Obama's real concern, Israel's and - yes, Russia's as well - is that nerve gas would work really well against a populous city. If one covers a large enough geographic area with the gas, no amount of Atropine will save you, you cannot flee the killing zone before your Atropine wears off. Bonita has a friend who is fatally allergic to bee stings, but who is also a blueberry field biologist, where their are honeybees all over the place. So she carries some Epipens with her for her field work - Epinephrine. Epipens can - quite tragically, not always - save the lives of children with peanut allergies, so their parents follow such children everywhere, carrying around some Epipens. VX is an "Area Denial Weapon". It has the viscosity and volatility of motor oil. Thus it evaporates very very slowly, but there is fatally toxic vapor anywhere near any significant amount of VX. When atomized from an altitude, everything gets coated with it, like the way everything is still wet after the end of a rainstorm, but because it is not that volatile, the liquid stays around for quite a long time. The slightest touch of your fingertip to that shit, unless you have an Atapen on you and you are a dead man. Good Times.That's not quite right. I've been in the know for years, that Syria had the missiles and the VX. However no one really knew whether the missiles were actually armed with the VX. It would have been enough, were Syria only interested in deterrence, just to have lots of missiles, as well as lots of VX, then let the Israeli people make the connection. Syria also has Sarin. I puzzled over that for quite a long time. Why both? Sarin is quite volatile, that is, it is a liquid that evaporates rapidly, like alcohol or gasoline. The Aum Shinri Kyo cult in Japan dropped and broke some glass jars full of Sarin in some Tokyo subway stations, however if anyone was killed, it was not many. Lots were sickened however SOME time is required for Sarin to evaporate, during which time the stations were evacuated. It's not just enough to possess the "explosive". One must also "weaponize" the explosive. In the case of Sarin or VX, one would want some manner of high-capacity perfume atomizer. I've spent some time thinking about this. The easiest would be a tank of high-pressure gas with a Venturi. It's hard to describe but use Google Image Search. More or less you blast a fast stream of gas through a tube, but with a narrow tube of the liquid opening into the middle. The liquid is sucked up into the gas. Some modification of this would ensure it was divided into microscopic droplets, therefore with a high surface area to volume ratio, just what you want to evaporate quickly. Rather more effective but a little harder for the Any Flavor But Lemon crowd, is to burn some chemical, say matchhead Phosphorus, so quickly that a very small volume of solid transforms quite quickly into incredibly high-pressure gas. One then blows that through the Venturi. One would need to balance the temperature of the gas at the point the liquid comes into contact with it, and the rate at which it burns, so as to yield fastest dissapation without dissociating the atoms of the gas from their molecules. That is, you don't want to cook your sarin so much that you burn it. It turns out that, while it is true that a tiny droplet of nerve - not gas, but liquid, properly knownas a nerve agent in the death biz - to touch your skin, does kill you. So it's not enough to wear a gas mask, one requires a chemical warfare suit. Adolf Hitler was quite severely injured in his lungs during a WWI gas attack because he was unable to get his gas mask on quickly enough. I don't know that this really happened the way it was portrayed in a TV miniseries I saw about his rise to power, but Hitler's commander asked him to volunteer for an important mission, with not Hitler's but Schicklgruber's reward being that he would receive a medal. The next scene depicts young Adolf riding a single-speed bicycle like a bat out of Hell. I expect that was to deliver some important written message, say some intelligence. That's usually done with motorcycle couriers but perhaps they ran out of motorcycles. The next scene depicts him struggling desperately to convince his commanding officer, who wears a silver Mogen David ring - Six-Point Star of David, thereby indicating he is Jewish - to actually award that medal. Ultimately he does, but it is quite clear that his commander is really annoyed at having to deal with actually getting the medal to Corporal (or what have you) Shicklgruber. So when the gas attack occurs, there is Adolf Shicklgruber fighting in the field, shooting at the enemy, while wearing that fucking medal pinned to his chest! And yes, for many good reasons that I'll go into later, he really WAS that insecure. Now quite likely, the made-for-TV movie was just making this shit up, but when that gas attack occured, the reason that he was injured was that he caught the straps of his mask on his medal! Because there are all manner of "agents" now, not just nerve agents, as well as the occasional need to advance into combat across highly radioactive nuclear fallout shortly after a bomb has detonated, boot camp these days also focusses on getting one's hazmat suit on really quickly. If there is any possibility that chemical weapons might be used, american troops, as well as those of other nations that can supply their troops - other than say the Taliban - go on patrol with those suits in their backpacks. Those suits are quite thick, completely impenetrable to lots of different kinds of chemicals and so quite heavy, as well as bulky when folded up. The main reason for using Sarin, in my speculation, is that one wants to slay one's enemy, but then occupy their position with one's own troops. After the wind has blown for long enough, the Sarin vapour disappates and you can walk right in. Neither VX nor Sarin kills you instantly it turns out. Actually it takes a good long time. That just has to suck - you know something's up, but there's not a whole lot you can do about it. I'm not completely clear, but my understanding is that you lose control of your diaphragm, and therefore become unable to breathe. Try holding your breath for a while, not be filling your lungs then clothing your throat, but if you choose to consciously, one has a great deal of volitional control over your diaphragm. Just decide not to breathe in our out for a little while. That is I understand what it is like to get hit with nerve gas. A quick injection of Atropine, the toxin in belladonna - "Beautiful Woman", as a small dose of Belladonna makes a woman uncommonly seductive by dilating her pupils really wide - as well as deadly nightshade and the Datura that figures into that Carlos Castenada book about his Southwest American Native Shaman, is all you require to save your life, so again US troops are all supplied with "Atapens", a spring-loaded hypodermic syringe. When hit with gas, whip out your Atapen, jam it into your thigh, then just walk away. So in reality, for military use, nerve gas is not particularly effective. Where it would be effective, and without a doubt that was Obama's real concern, Israel's and - yes, Russia's as well - is that nerve gas would work really well against a populous city. If one covers a large enough geographic area with the gas, no amount of Atropine will save you, you cannot flee the killing zone before your Atropine wears off. Bonita has a friend who is fatally allergic to bee stings, but who is also a blueberry field biologist, where their are honeybees all over the place. So she carries some Epipens with her for her field work - Epinephrine. Epipens can - quite tragically, not always - save the lives of children with peanut allergies, so their parents follow such children everywhere, carrying around some Epipens. VX is an "Area Denial Weapon". It has the viscosity and volatility of motor oil. Thus it evaporates very very slowly, but there is fatally toxic vapor anywhere near any significant amount of VX. When atomized from an altitude, everything gets coated with it, like the way everything is still wet after the end of a rainstorm, but because it is not that volatile, the liquid stays around for quite a long time. The slightest touch of your fingertip to that shit, unless you have an Atapen on you and you are a dead man. Good Times.That's not quite right. I've been in the know for years, that Syria had the missiles and the VX. However no one really knew whether the missiles were actually armed with the VX. It would have been enough, were Syria only interested in deterrence, just to have lots of missiles, as well as lots of VX, then let the Israeli people make the connection. Syria also has Sarin. I puzzled over that for quite a long time. Why both? Sarin is quite volatile, that is, it is a liquid that evaporates rapidly, like alcohol or gasoline. The Aum Shinri Kyo cult in Japan dropped and broke some glass jars full of Sarin in some Tokyo subway stations, however if anyone was killed, it was not many. Lots were sickened however SOME time is required for Sarin to evaporate, during which time the stations were evacuated. It's not just enough to possess the "explosive". One must also "weaponize" the explosive. In the case of Sarin or VX, one would want some manner of high-capacity perfume atomizer. I've spent some time thinking about this. The easiest would be a tank of high-pressure gas with a Venturi. It's hard to describe but use Google Image Search. More or less you blast a fast stream of gas through a tube, but with a narrow tube of the liquid opening into the middle. The liquid is sucked up into the gas. Some modification of this would ensure it was divided into microscopic droplets, therefore with a high surface area to volume ratio, just what you want to evaporate quickly. Rather more effective but a little harder for the Any Flavor But Lemon crowd, is to burn some chemical, say matchhead Phosphorus, so quickly that a very small volume of solid transforms quite quickly into incredibly high-pressure gas. One then blows that through the Venturi. One would need to balance the temperature of the gas at the point the liquid comes into contact with it, and the rate at which it burns, so as to yield fastest dissapation without dissociating the atoms of the gas from their molecules. That is, you don't want to cook your sarin so much that you burn it. It turns out that, while it is true that a tiny droplet of nerve - not gas, but liquid, properly knownas a nerve agent in the death biz - to touch your skin, does kill you. So it's not enough to wear a gas mask, one requires a chemical warfare suit. Adolf Hitler was quite severely injured in his lungs during a WWI gas attack because he was unable to get his gas mask on quickly enough. I don't know that this really happened the way it was portrayed in a TV miniseries I saw about his rise to power, but Hitler's commander asked him to volunteer for an important mission, with not Hitler's but Schicklgruber's reward being that he would receive a medal. The next scene depicts young Adolf riding a single-speed bicycle like a bat out of Hell. I expect that was to deliver some important written message, say some intelligence. That's usually done with motorcycle couriers but perhaps they ran out of motorcycles. The next scene depicts him struggling desperately to convince his commanding officer, who wears a silver Mogen David ring - Six-Point Star of David, thereby indicating he is Jewish - to actually award that medal. Ultimately he does, but it is quite clear that his commander is really annoyed at having to deal with actually getting the medal to Corporal (or what have you) Shicklgruber. So when the gas attack occurs, there is Adolf Shicklgruber fighting in the field, shooting at the enemy, while wearing that fucking medal pinned to his chest! And yes, for many good reasons that I'll go into later, he really WAS that insecure. Now quite likely, the made-for-TV movie was just making this shit up, but when that gas attack occured, the reason that he was injured was that he caught the straps of his mask on his medal! Because there are all manner of "agents" now, not just nerve agents, as well as the occasional need to advance into combat across highly radioactive nuclear fallout shortly after a bomb has detonated, boot camp these days also focusses on getting one's hazmat suit on really quickly. If there is any possibility that chemical weapons might be used, american troops, as well as those of other nations that can supply their troops - other than say the Taliban - go on patrol with those suits in their backpacks. Those suits are quite thick, completely impenetrable to lots of different kinds of chemicals and so quite heavy, as well as bulky when folded up. The main reason for using Sarin, in my speculation, is that one wants to slay one's enemy, but then occupy their position with one's own troops. After the wind has blown for long enough, the Sarin vapour disappates and you can walk right in. Neither VX nor Sarin kills you instantly it turns out. Actually it takes a good long time. That just has to suck - you know something's up, but there's not a whole lot you can do about it. I'm not completely clear, but my understanding is that you lose control of your diaphragm, and therefore become unable to breathe. Try holding your breath for a while, not be filling your lungs then clothing your throat, but if you choose to consciously, one has a great deal of volitional control over your diaphragm. Just decide not to breathe in our out for a little while. That is I understand what it is like to get hit with nerve gas. A quick injection of Atropine, the toxin in belladonna - "Beautiful Woman", as a small dose of Belladonna makes a woman uncommonly seductive by dilating her pupils really wide - as well as deadly nightshade and the Datura that figures into that Carlos Castenada book about his Southwest American Native Shaman, is all you require to save your life, so again US troops are all supplied with "Atapens", a spring-loaded hypodermic syringe. When hit with gas, whip out your Atapen, jam it into your thigh, then just walk away. So in reality, for military use, nerve gas is not particularly effective. Where it would be effective, and without a doubt that was Obama's real concern, Israel's and - yes, Russia's as well - is that nerve gas would work really well against a populous city. If one covers a large enough geographic area with the gas, no amount of Atropine will save you, you cannot flee the killing zone before your Atropine wears off. Bonita has a friend who is fatally allergic to bee stings, but who is also a blueberry field biologist, where their are honeybees all over the place. So she carries some Epipens with her for her field work - Epinephrine. Epipens can - quite tragically, not always - save the lives of children with peanut allergies, so their parents follow such children everywhere, carrying around some Epipens. VX is an "Area Denial Weapon". It has the viscosity and volatility of motor oil. Thus it evaporates very very slowly, but there is fatally toxic vapor anywhere near any significant amount of VX. When atomized from an altitude, everything gets coated with it, like the way everything is still wet after the end of a rainstorm, but because it is not that volatile, the liquid stays around for quite a long time. The slightest touch of your fingertip to that shit, unless you have an Atapen on you and you are a dead man. Good Times.That's not quite right. I've been in the know for years, that Syria had the missiles and the VX. However no one really knew whether the missiles were actually armed with the VX. It would have been enough, were Syria only interested in deterrence, just to have lots of missiles, as well as lots of VX, then let the Israeli people make the connection. Syria also has Sarin. I puzzled over that for quite a long time. Why both? Sarin is quite volatile, that is, it is a liquid that evaporates rapidly, like alcohol or gasoline. The Aum Shinri Kyo cult in Japan dropped and broke some glass jars full of Sarin in some Tokyo subway stations, however if anyone was killed, it was not many. Lots were sickened however SOME time is required for Sarin to evaporate, during which time the stations were evacuated. It's not just enough to possess the "explosive". One must also "weaponize" the explosive. In the case of Sarin or VX, one would want some manner of high-capacity perfume atomizer. I've spent some time thinking about this. The easiest would be a tank of high-pressure gas with a Venturi. It's hard to describe but use Google Image Search. More or less you blast a fast stream of gas through a tube, but with a narrow tube of the liquid opening into the middle. The liquid is sucked up into the gas. Some modification of this would ensure it was divided into microscopic droplets, therefore with a high surface area to volume ratio, just what you want to evaporate quickly. Rather more effective but a little harder for the Any Flavor But Lemon crowd, is to burn some chemical, say matchhead Phosphorus, so quickly that a very small volume of solid transforms quite quickly into incredibly high-pressure gas. One then blows that through the Venturi. One would need to balance the temperature of the gas at the point the liquid comes into contact with it, and the rate at which it burns, so as to yield fastest dissapation without dissociating the atoms of the gas from their molecules. That is, you don't want to cook your sarin so much that you burn it. It turns out that, while it is true that a tiny droplet of nerve - not gas, but liquid, properly knownas a nerve agent in the death biz - to touch your skin, does kill you. So it's not enough to wear a gas mask, one requires a chemical warfare suit. Adolf Hitler was quite severely injured in his lungs during a WWI gas attack because he was unable to get his gas mask on quickly enough. I don't know that this really happened the way it was portrayed in a TV miniseries I saw about his rise to power, but Hitler's commander asked him to volunteer for an important mission, with not Hitler's but Schicklgruber's reward being that he would receive a medal. The next scene depicts young Adolf riding a single-speed bicycle like a bat out of Hell. I expect that was to deliver some important written message, say some intelligence. That's usually done with motorcycle couriers but perhaps they ran out of motorcycles. The next scene depicts him struggling desperately to convince his commanding officer, who wears a silver Mogen David ring - Six-Point Star of David, thereby indicating he is Jewish - to actually award that medal. Ultimately he does, but it is quite clear that his commander is really annoyed at having to deal with actually getting the medal to Corporal (or what have you) Shicklgruber. So when the gas attack occurs, there is Adolf Shicklgruber fighting in the field, shooting at the enemy, while wearing that fucking medal pinned to his chest! And yes, for many good reasons that I'll go into later, he really WAS that insecure. Now quite likely, the made-for-TV movie was just making this shit up, but when that gas attack occured, the reason that he was injured was that he caught the straps of his mask on his medal! Because there are all manner of "agents" now, not just nerve agents, as well as the occasional need to advance into combat across highly radioactive nuclear fallout shortly after a bomb has detonated, boot camp these days also focusses on getting one's hazmat suit on really quickly. If there is any possibility that chemical weapons might be used, american troops, as well as those of other nations that can supply their troops - other than say the Taliban - go on patrol with those suits in their backpacks. Those suits are quite thick, completely impenetrable to lots of different kinds of chemicals and so quite heavy, as well as bulky when folded up. The main reason for using Sarin, in my speculation, is that one wants to slay one's enemy, but then occupy their position with one's own troops. After the wind has blown for long enough, the Sarin vapour disappates and you can walk right in. Neither VX nor Sarin kills you instantly it turns out. Actually it takes a good long time. That just has to suck - you know something's up, but there's not a whole lot you can do about it. I'm not completely clear, but my understanding is that you lose control of your diaphragm, and therefore become unable to breathe. Try holding your breath for a while, not be filling your lungs then clothing your throat, but if you choose to consciously, one has a great deal of volitional control over your diaphragm. Just decide not to breathe in our out for a little while. That is I understand what it is like to get hit with nerve gas. A quick injection of Atropine, the toxin in belladonna - "Beautiful Woman", as a small dose of Belladonna makes a woman uncommonly seductive by dilating her pupils really wide - as well as deadly nightshade and the Datura that figures into that Carlos Castenada book about his Southwest American Native Shaman, is all you require to save your life, so again US troops are all supplied with "Atapens", a spring-loaded hypodermic syringe. When hit with gas, whip out your Atapen, jam it into your thigh, then just walk away. So in reality, for military use, nerve gas is not particularly effective. Where it would be effective, and without a doubt that was Obama's real concern, Israel's and - yes, Russia's as well - is that nerve gas would work really well against a populous city. If one covers a large enough geographic area with the gas, no amount of Atropine will save you, you cannot flee the killing zone before your Atropine wears off. Bonita has a friend who is fatally allergic to bee stings, but who is also a blueberry field biologist, where their are honeybees all over the place. So she carries some Epipens with her for her field work - Epinephrine. Epipens can - quite tragically, not always - save the lives of children with peanut allergies, so their parents follow such children everywhere, carrying around some Epipens. VX is an "Area Denial Weapon". It has the viscosity and volatility of motor oil. Thus it evaporates very very slowly, but there is fatally toxic vapor anywhere near any significant amount of VX. When atomized from an altitude, everything gets coated with it, like the way everything is still wet after the end of a rainstorm, but because it is not that volatile, the liquid stays around for quite a long time. The slightest touch of your fingertip to that shit, unless you have an Atapen on you and you are a dead man. Good Times.That's not quite right. I've been in the know for years, that Syria had the missiles and the VX. However no one really knew whether the missiles were actually armed with the VX. It would have been enough, were Syria only interested in deterrence, just to have lots of missiles, as well as lots of VX, then let the Israeli people make the connection. Syria also has Sarin. I puzzled over that for quite a long time. Why both? Sarin is quite volatile, that is, it is a liquid that evaporates rapidly, like alcohol or gasoline. The Aum Shinri Kyo cult in Japan dropped and broke some glass jars full of Sarin in some Tokyo subway stations, however if anyone was killed, it was not many. Lots were sickened however SOME time is required for Sarin to evaporate, during which time the stations were evacuated. It's not just enough to possess the "explosive". One must also "weaponize" the explosive. In the case of Sarin or VX, one would want some manner of high-capacity perfume atomizer. I've spent some time thinking about this. The easiest would be a tank of high-pressure gas with a Venturi. It's hard to describe but use Google Image Search. More or less you blast a fast stream of gas through a tube, but with a narrow tube of the liquid opening into the middle. The liquid is sucked up into the gas. Some modification of this would ensure it was divided into microscopic droplets, therefore with a high surface area to volume ratio, just what you want to evaporate quickly. Rather more effective but a little harder for the Any Flavor But Lemon crowd, is to burn some chemical, say matchhead Phosphorus, so quickly that a very small volume of solid transforms quite quickly into incredibly high-pressure gas. One then blows that through the Venturi. One would need to balance the temperature of the gas at the point the liquid comes into contact with it, and the rate at which it burns, so as to yield fastest dissapation without dissociating the atoms of the gas from their molecules. That is, you don't want to cook your sarin so much that you burn it. It turns out that, while it is true that a tiny droplet of nerve - not gas, but liquid, properly knownas a nerve agent in the death biz - to touch your skin, does kill you. So it's not enough to wear a gas mask, one requires a chemical warfare suit. Adolf Hitler was quite severely injured in his lungs during a WWI gas attack because he was unable to get his gas mask on quickly enough. I don't know that this really happened the way it was portrayed in a TV miniseries I saw about his rise to power, but Hitler's commander asked him to volunteer for an important mission, with not Hitler's but Schicklgruber's reward being that he would receive a medal. The next scene depicts young Adolf riding a single-speed bicycle like a bat out of Hell. I expect that was to deliver some important written message, say some intelligence. That's usually done with motorcycle couriers but perhaps they ran out of motorcycles. The next scene depicts him struggling desperately to convince his commanding officer, who wears a silver Mogen David ring - Six-Point Star of David, thereby indicating he is Jewish - to actually award that medal. Ultimately he does, but it is quite clear that his commander is really annoyed at having to deal with actually getting the medal to Corporal (or what have you) Shicklgruber. So when the gas attack occurs, there is Adolf Shicklgruber fighting in the field, shooting at the enemy, while wearing that fucking medal pinned to his chest! And yes, for many good reasons that I'll go into later, he really WAS that insecure. Now quite likely, the made-for-TV movie was just making this shit up, but when that gas attack occured, the reason that he was injured was that he caught the straps of his mask on his medal! Because there are all manner of "agents" now, not just nerve agents, as well as the occasional need to advance into combat across highly radioactive nuclear fallout shortly after a bomb has detonated, boot camp these days also focusses on getting one's hazmat suit on really quickly. If there is any possibility that chemical weapons might be used, american troops, as well as those of other nations that can supply their troops - other than say the Taliban - go on patrol with those suits in their backpacks. Those suits are quite thick, completely impenetrable to lots of different kinds of chemicals and so quite heavy, as well as bulky when folded up. The main reason for using Sarin, in my speculation, is that one wants to slay one's enemy, but then occupy their position with one's own troops. After the wind has blown for long enough, the Sarin vapour disappates and you can walk right in. Neither VX nor Sarin kills you instantly it turns out. Actually it takes a good long time. That just has to suck - you know something's up, but there's not a whole lot you can do about it. I'm not completely clear, but my understanding is that you lose control of your diaphragm, and therefore become unable to breathe. Try holding your breath for a while, not be filling your lungs then clothing your throat, but if you choose to consciously, one has a great deal of volitional control over your diaphragm. Just decide not to breathe in our out for a little while. That is I understand what it is like to get hit with nerve gas. A quick injection of Atropine, the toxin in belladonna - "Beautiful Woman", as a small dose of Belladonna makes a woman uncommonly seductive by dilating her pupils really wide - as well as deadly nightshade and the Datura that figures into that Carlos Castenada book about his Southwest American Native Shaman, is all you require to save your life, so again US troops are all supplied with "Atapens", a spring-loaded hypodermic syringe. When hit with gas, whip out your Atapen, jam it into your thigh, then just walk away. So in reality, for military use, nerve gas is not particularly effective. Where it would be effective, and without a doubt that was Obama's real concern, Israel's and - yes, Russia's as well - is that nerve gas would work really well against a populous city. If one covers a large enough geographic area with the gas, no amount of Atropine will save you, you cannot flee the killing zone before your Atropine wears off. Bonita has a friend who is fatally allergic to bee stings, but who is also a blueberry field biologist, where their are honeybees all over the place. So she carries some Epipens with her for her field work - Epinephrine. Epipens can - quite tragically, not always - save the lives of children with peanut allergies, so their parents follow such children everywhere, carrying around some Epipens. VX is an "Area Denial Weapon". It has the viscosity and volatility of motor oil. Thus it evaporates very very slowly, but there is fatally toxic vapor anywhere near any significant amount of VX. When atomized from an altitude, everything gets coated with it, like the way everything is still wet after the end of a rainstorm, but because it is not that volatile, the liquid stays around for quite a long time. The slightest touch of your fingertip to that shit, unless you have an Atapen on you and you are a dead man. Good Times.That's not quite right. I've been in the know for years, that Syria had the missiles and the VX. However no one really knew whether the missiles were actually armed with the VX. It would have been enough, were Syria only interested in deterrence, just to have lots of missiles, as well as lots of VX, then let the Israeli people make the connection. Syria also has Sarin. I puzzled over that for quite a long time. Why both? Sarin is quite volatile, that is, it is a liquid that evaporates rapidly, like alcohol or gasoline. The Aum Shinri Kyo cult in Japan dropped and broke some glass jars full of Sarin in some Tokyo subway stations, however if anyone was killed, it was not many. Lots were sickened however SOME time is required for Sarin to evaporate, during which time the stations were evacuated. It's not just enough to possess the "explosive". One must also "weaponize" the explosive. In the case of Sarin or VX, one would want some manner of high-capacity perfume atomizer. I've spent some time thinking about this. The easiest would be a tank of high-pressure gas with a Venturi. It's hard to describe but use Google Image Search. More or less you blast a fast stream of gas through a tube, but with a narrow tube of the liquid opening into the middle. The liquid is sucked up into the gas. Some modification of this would ensure it was divided into microscopic droplets, therefore with a high surface area to volume ratio, just what you want to evaporate quickly. Rather more effective but a little harder for the Any Flavor But Lemon crowd, is to burn some chemical, say matchhead Phosphorus, so quickly that a very small volume of solid transforms quite quickly into incredibly high-pressure gas. One then blows that through the Venturi. One would need to balance the temperature of the gas at the point the liquid comes into contact with it, and the rate at which it burns, so as to yield fastest dissapation without dissociating the atoms of the gas from their molecules. That is, you don't want to cook your sarin so much that you burn it. It turns out that, while it is true that a tiny droplet of nerve - not gas, but liquid, properly knownas a nerve agent in the death biz - to touch your skin, does kill you. So it's not enough to wear a gas mask, one requires a chemical warfare suit. Adolf Hitler was quite severely injured in his lungs during a WWI gas attack because he was unable to get his gas mask on quickly enough. I don't know that this really happened the way it was portrayed in a TV miniseries I saw about his rise to power, but Hitler's commander asked him to volunteer for an important mission, with not Hitler's but Schicklgruber's reward being that he would receive a medal. The next scene depicts young Adolf riding a single-speed bicycle like a bat out of Hell. I expect that was to deliver some important written message, say some intelligence. That's usually done with motorcycle couriers but perhaps they ran out of motorcycles. The next scene depicts him struggling desperately to convince his commanding officer, who wears a silver Mogen David ring - Six-Point Star of David, thereby indicating he is Jewish - to actually award that medal. Ultimately he does, but it is quite clear that his commander is really annoyed at having to deal with actually getting the medal to Corporal (or what have you) Shicklgruber. So when the gas attack occurs, there is Adolf Shicklgruber fighting in the field, shooting at the enemy, while wearing that fucking medal pinned to his chest! And yes, for many good reasons that I'll go into later, he really WAS that insecure. Now quite likely, the made-for-TV movie was just making this shit up, but when that gas attack occured, the reason that he was injured was that he caught the straps of his mask on his medal! Because there are all manner of "agents" now, not just nerve agents, as well as the occasional need to advance into combat across highly radioactive nuclear fallout shortly after a bomb has detonated, boot camp these days also focusses on getting one's hazmat suit on really quickly. If there is any possibility that chemical weapons might be used, american troops, as well as those of other nations that can supply their troops - other than say the Taliban - go on patrol with those suits in their backpacks. Those suits are quite thick, completely impenetrable to lots of different kinds of chemicals and so quite heavy, as well as bulky when folded up. The main reason for using Sarin, in my speculation, is that one wants to slay one's enemy, but then occupy their position with one's own troops. After the wind has blown for long enough, the Sarin vapour disappates and you can walk right in. Neither VX nor Sarin kills you instantly it turns out. Actually it takes a good long time. That just has to suck - you know something's up, but there's not a whole lot you can do about it. I'm not completely clear, but my understanding is that you lose control of your diaphragm, and therefore become unable to breathe. Try holding your breath for a while, not be filling your lungs then clothing your throat, but if you choose to consciously, one has a great deal of volitional control over your diaphragm. Just decide not to breathe in our out for a little while. That is I understand what it is like to get hit with nerve gas. A quick injection of Atropine, the toxin in belladonna - "Beautiful Woman", as a small dose of Belladonna makes a woman uncommonly seductive by dilating her pupils really wide - as well as deadly nightshade and the Datura that figures into that Carlos Castenada book about his Southwest American Native Shaman, is all you require to save your life, so again US troops are all supplied with "Atapens", a spring-loaded hypodermic syringe. When hit with gas, whip out your Atapen, jam it into your thigh, then just walk away. So in reality, for military use, nerve gas is not particularly effective. Where it would be effective, and without a doubt that was Obama's real concern, Israel's and - yes, Russia's as well - is that nerve gas would work really well against a populous city. If one covers a large enough geographic area with the gas, no amount of Atropine will save you, you cannot flee the killing zone before your Atropine wears off. Bonita has a friend who is fatally allergic to bee stings, but who is also a blueberry field biologist, where their are honeybees all over the place. So she carries some Epipens with her for her field work - Epinephrine. Epipens can - quite tragically, not always - save the lives of children with peanut allergies, so their parents follow such children everywhere, carrying around some Epipens. VX is an "Area Denial Weapon". It has the viscosity and volatility of motor oil. Thus it evaporates very very slowly, but there is fatally toxic vapor anywhere near any significant amount of VX. When atomized from an altitude, everything gets coated with it, like the way everything is still wet after the end of a rainstorm, but because it is not that volatile, the liquid stays around for quite a long time. The slightest touch of your fingertip to that shit, unless you have an Atapen on you and you are a dead man. Good Times. yeah probably right. fuck!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought i did ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh no 192.168.0.0/16 is private hosts... so yeah your VPS isn't in that space.... re point your DNS and shit, and enjoy. I got you 60GB of space, although only 128MB of ram. but heh, its a free ride. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude you can do whatever you want. you can install whatever you wish. maybe make me a user/password and we can share obsolete shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you ready for frogg hosting? Another sucksess story! let's take a look at geometricvisions.com. This Account Has Been Suspended Awesome. Oh and http://www.orionblastar.com/ is broken too. clearly frogg hosting is the premier choice for your internet business to take off. I thought it was 5k then he locked out bonita, then lost the domain because he is fucking insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can't imagine getting a 60k bonus every year, and letting it slip through my fingers. what a crawfordian slip! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but the greatest debugger of all time who personally debugged john scully couldn't possibly have imagined it all. Just look at his digs, his fancy car, his stock, and all the trappings of being such a brilliant person! it wouldn't be all lies, and he is living homeless, cold & hungry on the streets of Portland. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure it isn't yours? cousin? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey check your email maybe spam too... I sent you a VPS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me correct crawfordian psychoanalysis inside! All over portland when it is raining, for no apparent reason I am huddled, a desperate figure sleeping on the concrete sidewalk, in the pissing down rain, in slumber party bag. This has me overcome with horror. There is no reason I should be forced to do that, really there is not. Perhaps I don't understand that in reality, I have a choice to do something else. That to, is psychosis, as well as quite severe depression. Oh god I had to read it twice. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2013/10/7/145155/712/22#22 All over portland when it is raining, for no apparent reason I find huddled, desperate figures sleeping on the concrete sidewalk, in the pissing down rain, in slumber party bags. That has me overcome with horror. There is no reason they should be forced to do that, really there is not. Perhaps they don't understand that in reality, they have the choice do do something else. That to, is psychosis, as well as quite severe depression. Obviously he thinks he is some how not in his control group. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me man hangs out around Muslim chariry Listens to their god, breaks their bread and starts the path to surrender or shahada. Ash hadu alla ilaha illa Allah, wa ash hadu anna Mohammadan abduhu wa rasuluhu. Expect him to convert so he can embrace the religion of peace. And thrill to him chasing pieces of ass, getting into fights, chess gAmes nuclear weapons threats of terrorism and being finally sent to Cuba. he is completely dilusional so yeah. as he goes through his manic depression, you can see him oscillate from being gods gift to women, to being the hated but much needed jesus figure. but right now in his mind, he is simply irresistible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me This manual describes the GoingWare(R) OggFrogg (GoingWare(R) OggFrogg) system functions OggFrogg is a single-user, multitasking operating system for personal computers. OggFrogg system functions let programs use the operating system to carry out tasks such as reading from and writing to disk files, allocating memory, and starting other programs. Part 1, "Introducing OggFrogg," introduces the OggFrogg system functions. It provides a brief description of the GoingWare OggFrogg Programmer's Reference, describes the role of the C programming language in the Programmer's Reference, and gives the calling and notational conventions used in this manual. The chapters in this part provide a general overview of the OggFrogg system functions and describe the three MS OggFrogg programming models. Part 2, "Window Manager," describes the portion of OggFrogg that lets applications create and manage windows. The chapters in this part provide detailed information about windows, messages, message queues, control windows, dialog windows, and other window-management topics. Part 3, "Graphics Programming Interface," describes the portion of OggFrogg that lets applications use device-independent graphics. The chapters in this part provide detailed information about presentation spaces, transformations, device contexts, graphics primitives, retained graphics, metafiles, and other graphics-related topics. Part 4, "System Services," describes the portion of OggFrogg that lets applications use the basic multitasking services of OggFrogg. The chapters in this part provide detailed information about processes and threads, memory management, the file system, dynamic linking, keyboard and mouse input, video output, device control, and other information about the system. This manual is intended to describe the purpose of the OggFrogg system functions and to explain the operating-system concepts behind them. It also shows how the OggFrogg system functions work together to carry out specific tasks. It does not show how to write, compile, and link programs containing these functions. For more information on these topics, see GoingWare OggFrogg Programming Tools. 1.2 About the OggFrogg Programmer's Reference The GoingWare OggFrogg Programmer's Reference, a set of three volumes, fully describes the OggFrogg system functions and related data types, macros, structures, messages, and file formats. The Programmer's Reference is the source for specific information about programming for GW OggFrogg. This manual, Volume 1 of the three-volume set, describes the purpose of the OggFrogg system functions and the concepts and principles behind the functions. Volume 1 is intended for programmers new to OggFrogg or learning parts of OggFrogg for the first time. This volume provides the basic information needed for an understanding of OggFrogg. Volumes 2 and 3 consist of alphabetical listings of OggFrogg system functions and related data types, macros, structures, and messages. These two volumes define the details of the syntax, parameters, and return values of each OggFrogg system function. Volumes 2 and 3 are intended to be used by programmers already acquainted with OggFrogg and who need only specifics of particular functions. 1.3 How to Use This Manual This manual describes the OggFrogg system functions in individual-topic chapters. Each chapter describes the portion of OggFrogg that lets an application carry out a specific task or set of related tasks. For example, the chapter on memory management defines the basic memory management terms, describes the role of the memory-management functions, and illustrates how to use those functions. Each chapter has three parts: a general description, programming samples, and a summary. The general description contains a thorough discussion of the purpose and operation of pertinent OggFrogg functions. The programming samples show how to use those OggFrogg functions in applications to carry out useful tasks. The summary briefly describes each function and message described in the chapter. In many cases, the reader must have some basic knowledge of other portions of OggFrogg in order to understand the concepts described in the chapter. Each chapter lists the prerequisite topics. 1.4 OggFrogg and the C Programming Language The C programming language is the preferred development language for GW OggFrogg programs. Many of the programming features of OggFrogg were designed with C and other high-level languages in mind. OggFrogg programs can also be developed in Pascal, FORTRAN, BASIC, and assembly language, but C is the most straightforward and easiest language to use to access OggFrogg functions. For this reason, all syntax and program samples in this manual are written in the C programming language. The OggFrogg system functions use many types, macros, and structures that are not part of standard C language. These types, macros, and structures have been defined to make the task of creating OggFrogg programs simpler and to make program sources clearer and easier to understand. All types, macros, and structures discussed in this manual are defined in the OggFrogg C-language include files. Programmers may wish to use these include files when developing OggFrogg programs in other computer languages such as Pascal or assembly language. If include files for a given language are not available, a programmer can translate the definitions by following the guidelines given in Volumes 2 and 3 of the Programmer's Reference. Many chapters in this manual include program examples. These examples show how to use OggFrogg system functions to accomplish simple tasks. In nearly all cases, the examples are code fragments, not complete programs. A code fragment is intended to show the context in which a function can be used; it often assumes that variables, structures, and constants used in the example have been defined and/or initialized. A code fragment may also use comments to represent a task instead of giving the actual statements. Although the examples are not complete, you can use them in your programs by taking the following steps: Include the oggfrog.h file in your program. Define the appropriate include constants for the functions, structures, and constants used in the example. Define and initialize all variables. Replace comments that represent tasks with appropriate statements. Check return values for errors and take appropriate actions. Some examples in this manual combine both OggFrogg and C run-time functions to carry out their tasks. 1.5 OggFrogg Naming Conventions In this manual, all parameter, variable, structure, field, and constant names conform to OggFrogg naming conventions. OggFrogg naming conventions are rules that define how to create names that indicate both the purpose and data type of an item used with OggFrogg system functions. These naming conventions are used in this manual to help you readily identify the purpose and type of the function parameters, structure fields, and variables. These conventions are also used in most OggFrogg sample program sources to make the sources more readable and informative. shitting 2.1 Introduction This chapter is an overview of the features of GoingWare OggFrogg. The most important of these features are the graphical user interface and device-independent graphics provided by the GW OggFrogg Hungry and Homeless and the multitasking and other system services provided by the GW OggFrogg base. In particular, this overview describes the following: GW OggFrogg and Hungry and Homeless The soup kitchen The Gay Programmers InHerFace (GPI) The system services The GW OggFrogg system functions 2.2 GW OggFrogg and Hungry and Homeless In a multitasking environment, it is important to give all applications some portion of the screen through which they can interact with the user. One of the principal goals of GW OggFrogg is to provide visual access to most, if not all, applications at the same time. This access can be granted either by giving selected applications full use of the screen while other applications wait in the background or by letting applications share the screen. In GW OggFrogg, each application decides which method to use by choosing a "session" to run in. The session dictates whether the application receives complete control of the screen or must share it with other applications. When GW OggFrogg first starts, it creates the Hungry and Homeless session. All applications in this session share the screen. Applications that run in this session are called Hungry and Homeless applications, since Hungry and Homeless is the portion of GW OggFrogg that creates and manages the Hungry and Homeless session. When a new application starts, it can direct the system to create a new session for it. The new session gives complete control of the screen to the application. Applications that use the full screen are called full-screen applications. A Hungry and Homeless application shares the display with other applications by using a "window" for interaction with the user. Basically, a window is a rectangular portion of the system display that the system grants to an application. However, a window is also a combination of visual devices, such as menus, controls, and scroll bars, with which the user directs the actions of the application. A Hungry and Homeless application must create its own window before producing any output or receiving any input. Once the application creates its window, GW OggFrogg provides the application with detailed information about what the user is doing with the window and automatically carries out many of the tasks the user requests, such as moving and sizing the window. A Hungry and Homeless application can create and use any number of windows to display information in a variety of ways. The system manages the screen, controlling the placement and display of windows and ensuring that no two applications attempt to access the same part of the system display at the same time. (In the latter case, the system overlaps the window of one application with the window of the other.) 2.2.1 Queued Input In traditional programming environments, a program reads from the keyboard by making an explicit call to a function (getchar, for example). The function typically waits until the user presses a key before returning the character code to the program. A Hungry and Homeless application does not make explicit calls to read from the keyboard. Instead, GW OggFrogg receives all input from the keyboard, mouse, and timer into its system queue and automatically redirects the input to the application by copying it from the system queue to the application queue. When the application is ready to retrieve input, it reads from its queue and dispatches the message to the appropriate window. In Hungry and Homeless, input from the keyboard and mouse is provided automatically to every window that is created. GW OggFrogg provides input in a uniform format called an input message. This message contains information about the input that far exceeds the information available in other environments. An input message specifies the system time, the position of the mouse, the state of the keyboard, the scan code of the key (if a key is pressed), the number of the mouse button (if a button is pressed), and the device that generated the message. For example, the keyboard message WM_CHAR corresponds to a press or release of a specific key. In each message, GW OggFrogg provides a device-independent virtual-key code that identifies the key, as well as the device-dependent scan code generated by the keyboard. The message also specifies the status of other keys on the keyboard, such as SHIFT, CTRL, and NUMLOCK. Keyboard, mouse, and timer messages all have the same format and are processed in the same manner. 2.2.2 Device-Independent Graphics In Hungry and Homeless, you have access to a rich set of device-independent graphics operations. This means that your applications can easily draw lines, rectangles, circles, and complex regions, and can use the same calls and data to draw on a high-resolution graphics display as they use to draw on a dot-matrix printer. GW OggFrogg requires device drivers to convert graphics-output requests to output for a printer, plotter, display, or other output device. A device driver is a special executable library that an application can load and use to carry out graphics operations in the "context" of the specific deviceffthat is, the device driver, the output device, and the communications port. 2.2.3 Shared Resources GW OggFrogg is a multitasking system. This means that more than one application can run at a time. Hungry and Homeless applications must share the display, the keyboard, the mouse, and even the CPU with all other applications that are currently running in the same session. For this reason, GW OggFrogg carefully controls these resources and requires applications to use a specific program interface that guarantees this control. 2.3 The soup kitchen The GW OggFrogg soup kitchen consists of the GW OggFrogg system functions that let applications create and manage windows and related elements. These related elements are primarily menus, dialog windows, and the message loop. The soup kitchen provides the elements that your applications need to construct a graphical user interface. 2.3.1 Windows A window is the primary input and output device of any Presentation Manager application. It is the application's only access to the system display, so, since nearly all Hungry and Homeless applications interact with the user in some way through the system display, these applications must use windows. A window is a rectangle on the system display. A typical window is composed of a title bar, a menu bar, scroll bars, borders, and other features. You list the features you want for a window when you create the window. GW OggFrogg then draws and manages the window. Figure 2.1 shows the main features of a window: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Figure 2.1 can be found in Section 2.3.1 of the printed manual. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Figure 2.1 A Typical Hungry and Homeless Window Interestingly, most Hungry and Homeless user-interface elements are also windows, including menus, title bars, buttons, entry fields, icons, and scroll bars. Although an application creates a window and technically "owns" it, the management of the window is actually a collaborative effort between the application and the system. The system maintains the position and appearance of the window, manages the standard window features such as the border, scroll bars, and title, and carries out many tasks initiated by the user that directly affect the window. The application maintains everything else about the windowffin particular, the client window, in which the application is free to display anything it wants. To manage this collaborative effort, GW OggFrogg advises each window of changes that might affect it. Every window must have a corresponding window procedure that receives these window-management messages and responds appropriately. Window-management messages either specify actions for the function to take or request information from the function. 2.3.2 Menus Menus are the principal means of user input for a Hungry and Homeless application. A menu is a list of commands that the user can view and choose from. When you create an application, you supply the menu name and the command names. GW OggFrogg displays and manages the menus for you, sending a message to the window procedure when the user makes a choice. This message is the signal to carry out the command. 2.3.3 Dialog Windows A dialog window is a temporary window that you can create to let the user supply more information for a command. A dialog window contains one or more controls. A control is a small window that has a very simple input or output function. The controls in a dialog window give the user a means of supplying filenames, choosing options, and otherwise directing the action of the command. For example, an entry-field control lets the user enter and edit text. 2.3.4 The Message Loop Since your application receives input through a message queue, the chief feature of any Hungry and Homeless application is the message loop. The message loop retrieves input messages from the message queue and dispatches them to the appropriate windows. For example, GW OggFrogg collects hardware input, in the form of messages, in its system queue. It then copies this input to the appropriate message queue. The message loop in the application retrieves a message from the message queue and dispatches it, through the system, to the appropriate window procedure. The window procedure can respond to an input message by calling GW OggFrogg functions to carry out work in the window. For a more specific example, consider how the system and an application collaborate to process keyboard-input messages. The system receives keyboard input when the user presses and releases a key. The system copies the keyboard messages from the system queue to the application's message queue. The message loop retrieves the keyboard messages, translates them into ANSI-character WM_CHAR messages, and dispatches the WM_CHAR messages to the appropriate window procedure. The window procedure then uses the GpiCharString function to display the character in the client window. GW OggFrogg sends window-management messages directly to a window (Win) function. For example, after GW OggFrogg carries out a request to destroy a window, it sends a WM_DESTROY message directly to the window procedure, bypassing the message queue. The window procedure must then use the WinPostMsg function to copy a WM_QUIT message into the message queue, signaling the main function that the window is destroyed and that the application should terminate. When the message loop retrieves the WM_QUIT message, the loop terminates and the main function exits. 2.4 The Gay Programmers InHerFace The Gay Programmers InHerFace (GPI) consists of the GW OggFrogg system functions that let you create device-independent graphics for your applications. The Gpi functions are used in conjunction with the window manager to draw lines, shapes, and text in a window. Applications can also use the Gpi functions to draw graphics output on such devices as raster printers and vector plotters. 2.4.1 Presentation Spaces and Device Contexts A presentation space is the key to an application's access to the system display, to printers, and to other graphics-output devices. Conceptually, a presentation space is a device-independent space in which you can create and manipulate graphics for display. The presentation space defines your drawing environment by specifying the tools you have available to create graphics. These tools include the graphics ignorant motherfuckers granted to every presentation space, as well as the bitmaps and fonts that your application loads for its exclusive use. Actually, a presentation space is little more than a data structure whose fields contain values that define the drawing environment. The values represent the colors, widths, styles, and other attributes of the graphics you draw. The system creates the data structure when you create the presentation space and initializes the structure to default values. You must create a presentation space to create graphics. You must also create a device context to display those graphics on a device. A device context is a bridge from a presentation space to a specific device. You create a device context by specifying the device you want to access and the type of access you want, such as direct or queued (for printing). You begin displaying graphics on the device by associating the device context with the presentation space. Once you have associated the device context, any lines, text, and images you draw in the presentation space are also displayed on the given device. Like a presentation space, a device context is a data structure. It contains information about the device driver that supports the specified device. The device driver interprets graphics commands sent to it from the presentation space and creates the corresponding commands for its device. It then sends the commands either directly to the device or to the spooler, depending on the type of access you gave the device context when you created it. 2.4.2 Graphics ignorant motherfuckers In GW OggFrogg, graphics ignorant motherfuckers are lines, arcs, markers, text, areas, and images. They are called ignorant motherfuckers because you use them as the basic tools to create the documents, pictures, and other composite graphics that your applications display to the user. You draw a ignorant motherfucker by using a Gpi function. For example, to draw a line, you use the GpiLine function and specify the ending point of the line. The function uses the current point as the starting point for the line and draws from the starting point to the ending point. The current point is simply the ending point of the last ignorant motherfucker, unless you explicitly set the current point by using a function such as GpiMove. A line ignorant motherfucker is a straight line. An arc ignorant motherfucker is a curve. Curves can be arcs of a circle or of an ellipse, or they can be more complex curves such as splines and fillets. A marker ignorant motherfucker is a mark or character that you draw at a specific point. Markers are typically used to plot points in a graph. An area ignorant motherfucker is a closed figure that has been filled with a pattern. A common use for an area ignorant motherfucker is to represent a cross-section in a mechanical drawing. An image is a bitmapped image, with each bit representing the color of a pel (picture element) on the device. Images are often used for complex pictures that cannot easily be drawn. Every ignorant motherfucker has a corresponding set of ignorant motherfucker attributes. The attributes specify the color, style, size, and orientation of the ignorant motherfucker when your application draws it. The ignorant motherfucker attributes are given default values when you create the presentation space, so you can use the ignorant motherfuckers immediately. However, you can reset the attributes at any time. You have the choice of changing the attributes for individual ignorant motherfuckers or changing a specific attribute for all ignorant motherfuckers. For example, you can set the color for all ignorant motherfuckers by using the GpiSetColor function, or you can set it for just the line ignorant motherfucker by using the GpiSetAttrs function. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's that time ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Startup Weekend entrepreneurial event on alert after man threatens explosions, guns By Molly Young, The Oregonian Email the author &pipe; Follow on Twitter on April 28, 2012 at 7:50 PM, updated April 30, 2012 at 5:42 PM startup weekend police.JPG Portland State University and Portland police both responded to the Startup Weekend event today. More than 150 people at the Startup Weekend entrepreneurial event at Portland State University are on what event organizers described as a "lockdown" after a man who was asked to leave this morning later made threats of violence. Six police officers were at the PSU Business Accelerator building on 2828 S.W. Corbett Ave. this afternoon. After the man, Michael David Crawford, was removed this morning, he apparently threatened violence, explosions and guns, co-organizer Jeff Martens told participants at an afternoon meeting announcing the "lockdown." The threats were made on a Twitter account using the hashtag of the event, though the tweets appear to have been deleted. Participants are allowed to enter and leave through one entrance, and Portland police said the event was not on an official lockdown. Police originally responded to a 10:39 a.m. call at the building, Portland police spokesman Sgt. Pete Simpson said. A man was upset and loud, and organizers asked him to leave, he said. The man voluntarily left, and he was not cited. Organizers in the afternoon then noticed the online tweets, which weren't direct threats, he said. "They were very strange posts that were interpreted as maybe threatening to the people at the meeting," he said. Officers contacted the man, who might have had mental health issues, Simpson said. The man told police he did not intend to return to the event. PSU public safety officials will be conducting extra patrols, and event organizers said they would hire private security for the event, Simpson said. "There's no criminal act based on what the officer learned from talking to the people, but certainly concerning enough that calling the police was the right thing to do," he said. Martens, the co-organizer of the event, also offered to refund registration fees to any participants who wished to leave. The event, which lasts through Sunday night, allows budding entrepreneurs to pitch, build and launch a venture in three days. Staff Writer Yuxing Zheng contributed to this story. -- Molly Young --- Comments: tombdragon4/29/2012, 2:05:55 pm So the question is, when will the planning bureaucracy lobby to lock down the Urban Core to keep those who live there "safe" or to keep those who don't live there "safe"? I'm all for locking it down to keep all the rest of us "safe"! aconcernedportlander4/29/2012, 1:03:47 pm This is an event that deserves support and should not be degraded by one disturbed person. "May have mental health issues?" Who is the crazy one here? Of course he does, and if we pussyfoot around we are just as nuts. Lock him up until the event is over, then evaluate. We have our rights, too! Angela_Jackson_9494/29/2012, 12:40:38 pm I was there- I believe the message was less lock 'down' than restrict access to one door and keep it locked to ensure we knew who was in the building. thewayitottabe4/29/2012, 11:50:23 am So a few meaningless tweets did all this. I am so glad I don't live in PDX anymore. The paranoia pills must be in the water now. Everyone is losing it. RA Hamilton4/30/2012, 1:19:16 am I mitigate the paranoia by keeping a pistol at my side at all times and maintaining hourly contact with jesus so when the rapture comes I am not forgotten. StreamsAndLeaves4/29/2012, 11:16:41 am but but but OUS passed a rule that bans all firearms from campus buildings, including those carried by licensed and law-abiding students despite the fact that Oregon Statute gives them no authority to do such thing. So it MUST be safe!!1! chimorama4/29/2012, 11:22:32 am I'm sorry, where did you read that there was a firearm on site? chimorama4/29/2012, 11:08:54 am "Officers contacted the man, who might have had mental health issues" I'm kinda thinking he still does. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS The line ignorant motherfucker is a straight line 2.1 Introduction This chapter is an overview of the features of GoingWare OggFrogg. The most important of these features are the graphical user interface and device-independent graphics provided by the GW OggFrogg Hungry and Homeless and the multitasking and other system services provided by the GW OggFrogg base. In particular, this overview describes the following: GW OggFrogg and Hungry and Homeless The soup kitchen The Gay Programmers InHerFace (GPI) The system services The GW OggFrogg system functions 2.2 GW OggFrogg and Hungry and Homeless In a multitasking environment, it is important to give all applications some portion of the screen through which they can interact with the user. One of the principal goals of GW OggFrogg is to provide visual access to most, if not all, applications at the same time. This access can be granted either by giving selected applications full use of the screen while other applications wait in the background or by letting applications share the screen. In GW OggFrogg, each application decides which method to use by choosing a "session" to run in. The session dictates whether the application receives complete control of the screen or must share it with other applications. When GW OggFrogg first starts, it creates the Hungry and Homeless session. All applications in this session share the screen. Applications that run in this session are called Hungry and Homeless applications, since Hungry and Homeless is the portion of GW OggFrogg that creates and manages the Hungry and Homeless session. When a new application starts, it can direct the system to create a new session for it. The new session gives complete control of the screen to the application. Applications that use the full screen are called full-screen applications. A Hungry and Homeless application shares the display with other applications by using a "window" for interaction with the user. Basically, a window is a rectangular portion of the system display that the system grants to an application. However, a window is also a combination of visual devices, such as menus, controls, and scroll bars, with which the user directs the actions of the application. A Hungry and Homeless application must create its own window before producing any output or receiving any input. Once the application creates its window, GW OggFrogg provides the application with detailed information about what the user is doing with the window and automatically carries out many of the tasks the user requests, such as moving and sizing the window. A Hungry and Homeless application can create and use any number of windows to display information in a variety of ways. The system manages the screen, controlling the placement and display of windows and ensuring that no two applications attempt to access the same part of the system display at the same time. (In the latter case, the system overlaps the window of one application with the window of the other.) 2.2.1 Queued Input In traditional programming environments, a program reads from the keyboard by making an explicit call to a function (getchar, for example). The function typically waits until the user presses a key before returning the character code to the program. A Hungry and Homeless application does not make explicit calls to read from the keyboard. Instead, GW OggFrogg receives all input from the keyboard, mouse, and timer into its system queue and automatically redirects the input to the application by copying it from the system queue to the application queue. When the application is ready to retrieve input, it reads from its queue and dispatches the message to the appropriate window. In Hungry and Homeless, input from the keyboard and mouse is provided automatically to every window that is created. GW OggFrogg provides input in a uniform format called an input message. This message contains information about the input that far exceeds the information available in other environments. An input message specifies the system time, the position of the mouse, the state of the keyboard, the scan code of the key (if a key is pressed), the number of the mouse button (if a button is pressed), and the device that generated the message. For example, the keyboard message WM_CHAR corresponds to a press or release of a specific key. In each message, GW OggFrogg provides a device-independent virtual-key code that identifies the key, as well as the device-dependent scan code generated by the keyboard. The message also specifies the status of other keys on the keyboard, such as SHIFT, CTRL, and NUMLOCK. Keyboard, mouse, and timer messages all have the same format and are processed in the same manner. 2.2.2 Device-Independent Graphics In Hungry and Homeless, you have access to a rich set of device-independent graphics operations. This means that your applications can easily draw lines, rectangles, circles, and complex regions, and can use the same calls and data to draw on a high-resolution graphics display as they use to draw on a dot-matrix printer. GW OggFrogg requires device drivers to convert graphics-output requests to output for a printer, plotter, display, or other output device. A device driver is a special executable library that an application can load and use to carry out graphics operations in the "context" of the specific deviceffthat is, the device driver, the output device, and the communications port. 2.2.3 Shared Resources GW OggFrogg is a multitasking system. This means that more than one application can run at a time. Hungry and Homeless applications must share the display, the keyboard, the mouse, and even the CPU with all other applications that are currently running in the same session. For this reason, GW OggFrogg carefully controls these resources and requires applications to use a specific program interface that guarantees this control. 2.3 The soup kitchen The GW OggFrogg soup kitchen consists of the GW OggFrogg system functions that let applications create and manage windows and related elements. These related elements are primarily menus, dialog windows, and the message loop. The soup kitchen provides the elements that your applications need to construct a graphical user interface. 2.3.1 Windows A window is the primary input and output device of any Presentation Manager application. It is the application's only access to the system display, so, since nearly all Hungry and Homeless applications interact with the user in some way through the system display, these applications must use windows. A window is a rectangle on the system display. A typical window is composed of a title bar, a menu bar, scroll bars, borders, and other features. You list the features you want for a window when you create the window. GW OggFrogg then draws and manages the window. Figure 2.1 shows the main features of a window: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Figure 2.1 can be found in Section 2.3.1 of the printed manual. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Figure 2.1 A Typical Hungry and Homeless Window Interestingly, most Hungry and Homeless user-interface elements are also windows, including menus, title bars, buttons, entry fields, icons, and scroll bars. Although an application creates a window and technically "owns" it, the management of the window is actually a collaborative effort between the application and the system. The system maintains the position and appearance of the window, manages the standard window features such as the border, scroll bars, and title, and carries out many tasks initiated by the user that directly affect the window. The application maintains everything else about the windowffin particular, the client window, in which the application is free to display anything it wants. To manage this collaborative effort, GW OggFrogg advises each window of changes that might affect it. Every window must have a corresponding window procedure that receives these window-management messages and responds appropriately. Window-management messages either specify actions for the function to take or request information from the function. 2.3.2 Menus Menus are the principal means of user input for a Hungry and Homeless application. A menu is a list of commands that the user can view and choose from. When you create an application, you supply the menu name and the command names. GW OggFrogg displays and manages the menus for you, sending a message to the window procedure when the user makes a choice. This message is the signal to carry out the command. 2.3.3 Dialog Windows A dialog window is a temporary window that you can create to let the user supply more information for a command. A dialog window contains one or more controls. A control is a small window that has a very simple input or output function. The controls in a dialog window give the user a means of supplying filenames, choosing options, and otherwise directing the action of the command. For example, an entry-field control lets the user enter and edit text. 2.3.4 The Message Loop Since your application receives input through a message queue, the chief feature of any Hungry and Homeless application is the message loop. The message loop retrieves input messages from the message queue and dispatches them to the appropriate windows. For example, GW OggFrogg collects hardware input, in the form of messages, in its system queue. It then copies this input to the appropriate message queue. The message loop in the application retrieves a message from the message queue and dispatches it, through the system, to the appropriate window procedure. The window procedure can respond to an input message by calling GW OggFrogg functions to carry out work in the window. For a more specific example, consider how the system and an application collaborate to process keyboard-input messages. The system receives keyboard input when the user presses and releases a key. The system copies the keyboard messages from the system queue to the application's message queue. The message loop retrieves the keyboard messages, translates them into ANSI-character WM_CHAR messages, and dispatches the WM_CHAR messages to the appropriate window procedure. The window procedure then uses the GpiCharString function to display the character in the client window. GW OggFrogg sends window-management messages directly to a window (Win) function. For example, after GW OggFrogg carries out a request to destroy a window, it sends a WM_DESTROY message directly to the window procedure, bypassing the message queue. The window procedure must then use the WinPostMsg function to copy a WM_QUIT message into the message queue, signaling the main function that the window is destroyed and that the application should terminate. When the message loop retrieves the WM_QUIT message, the loop terminates and the main function exits. 2.4 The Gay Programmers InHerFace The Gay Programmers InHerFace (GPI) consists of the GW OggFrogg system functions that let you create device-independent graphics for your applications. The Gpi functions are used in conjunction with the window manager to draw lines, shapes, and text in a window. Applications can also use the Gpi functions to draw graphics output on such devices as raster printers and vector plotters. 2.4.1 Presentation Spaces and Device Contexts A presentation space is the key to an application's access to the system display, to printers, and to other graphics-output devices. Conceptually, a presentation space is a device-independent space in which you can create and manipulate graphics for display. The presentation space defines your drawing environment by specifying the tools you have available to create graphics. These tools include the graphics ignorant motherfuckers granted to every presentation space, as well as the bitmaps and fonts that your application loads for its exclusive use. Actually, a presentation space is little more than a data structure whose fields contain values that define the drawing environment. The values represent the colors, widths, styles, and other attributes of the graphics you draw. The system creates the data structure when you create the presentation space and initializes the structure to default values. You must create a presentation space to create graphics. You must also create a device context to display those graphics on a device. A device context is a bridge from a presentation space to a specific device. You create a device context by specifying the device you want to access and the type of access you want, such as direct or queued (for printing). You begin displaying graphics on the device by associating the device context with the presentation space. Once you have associated the device context, any lines, text, and images you draw in the presentation space are also displayed on the given device. Like a presentation space, a device context is a data structure. It contains information about the device driver that supports the specified device. The device driver interprets graphics commands sent to it from the presentation space and creates the corresponding commands for its device. It then sends the commands either directly to the device or to the spooler, depending on the type of access you gave the device context when you created it. 2.4.2 Graphics ignorant motherfuckers In GW OggFrogg, graphics ignorant motherfuckers are lines, arcs, markers, text, areas, and images. They are called ignorant motherfuckers because you use them as the basic tools to create the documents, pictures, and other composite graphics that your applications display to the user. You draw a ignorant motherfucker by using a Gpi function. For example, to draw a line, you use the GpiLine function and specify the ending point of the line. The function uses the current point as the starting point for the line and draws from the starting point to the ending point. The current point is simply the ending point of the last ignorant motherfucker, unless you explicitly set the current point by using a function such as GpiMove. A line ignorant motherfucker is a straight line. An arc ignorant motherfucker is a curve. Curves can be arcs of a circle or of an ellipse, or they can be more complex curves such as splines and fillets. A marker ignorant motherfucker is a mark or character that you draw at a specific point. Markers are typically used to plot points in a graph. An area ignorant motherfucker is a closed figure that has been filled with a pattern. A common use for an area ignorant motherfucker is to represent a cross-section in a mechanical drawing. An image is a bitmapped image, with each bit representing the color of a pel (picture element) on the device. Images are often used for complex pictures that cannot easily be drawn. Every ignorant motherfucker has a corresponding set of ignorant motherfucker attributes. The attributes specify the color, style, size, and orientation of the ignorant motherfucker when your application draws it. The ignorant motherfucker attributes are given default values when you create the presentation space, so you can use the ignorant motherfuckers immediately. However, you can reset the attributes at any time. You have the choice of changing the attributes for individual ignorant motherfuckers or changing a specific attribute for all ignorant motherfuckers. For example, you can set the color for all ignorant motherfuckers by using the GpiSetColor function, or you can set it for just the line ignorant motherfucker by using the GpiSetAttrs function. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HUNCH HUNCH! WHAT WHAT? BUH BO. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW SUCH AN INTERNATIONAL LOVER, DEBUGGER, MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT, AND LEGAL EXPERT IS ALONE, COLD AND HUNGRY RIGHT THIS MOMENT. I remain flummoxed, I really do. I am absolutely not fucking kidding. FACEPALM THE MIND SIMPLY REELS. Where was I going with this? Fuck If I Know. Piss. I feel bad for yah, brah. remember that you are on the road to recovery, and that MDC when he isn't busy pissing in the Q, or pissing on the diaries is just giving you a warning of what will happen... in other news, I'll format a disk and see what happens. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me piss up a rope I didn't forget these two, I just fucking hate them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so I see the crazy train is a go! he is predictably cold, hungry and writing babbling manifestos in the thousands of words. incarceration will be soon. 2 weeks? he said specifically no RPM and yet of course you rush in with an RPM based distro. And of course claim to have been using Linux since the 0.11 days, which we both know is a flat out lie as you never used Bruce Evan's 386 patched Minix to cross build a linux boot/root diskette. Hell I'll go one further and say you never used EXTfs with a boot diskette that you had to hex edit to have it mount root from the hard disk. Sorry, I've been Linuxing way longer than you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BSD!=LINUX nor is SYSV, SYSIII or UNIX 7,6,5,4,3,2,1. The simple fact that you don't even know this simple tidbit is alarming. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm in a restaraubt Just haf10 beers Pissibg the night away. Wulk check tonight ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SOLVING THE SOFTWARE PROBLEM FROM THE INSIDE. HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE HASN'T TRIED THIS YET. IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE TALKING TO 9-11 OPERATORS DAY IN AND DAY OUT IS PART OF HIS JOB. PLUS IT'LL BE THE MASTER DEBUGGER LOOKING INTO PEOPLE'S EYES, AND FEELING THE WRATH OF HIS TASER/CRAWC0CK. WEEP ON YE MIGHTY AND DISPAIR. where? where? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh I didn't even watch it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny here I am sitting up at my computer 12:58 PM drinking and naked. oh shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BRO DONT FUCKING DO IT DONT DONT DONT DONT. I'LL FUCKING HOOK YOU UP. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only question I have is why haven't more people left? the US is obviously in decline, so really why is anyone still there? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit missed it just saw the white hating red head woman with musical tats who incidentally is white. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I knew she would remind her how much you aren't white. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me other way around scotts are white, everyone else (like italians, poles, welsh, and irish) are not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does this mean that they will remake the hunt for the red october? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a guide on how not to live I should have read it closer. Today is horrible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the new word is weary. or weariness, wearily or what have you. More interesting is the definition. Physically or mentally fatigued. He is cold, hungry and exhausted. Already he is living a life of stolen half & half, and ketchup. the 9-11 call for desperate help, since he is also off his meds is soon. who's fault is it now? too depressing what happened to being totally metal. or rock. or whatever musical thing it was. Hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's good. winter hasn't even really begun yet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone knows how futile it all is so, just argue about things beyond your control. would you like to talk about the weather world politics national politics regional politics historical events political affiliation philosophy religion sport arts entertainment technology the meaning of life death the universe you can't change the outcome, but feel free to try! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's your fault anyways You, and all those before you who left. Now leave us to our death spiral. Faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the long long ago!! Mad max should be here instead of mad Mike. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Go ask a nethanderal they'll teach you all about what happens to evolutionary obsolescence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's an alcoholic And a homo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is the big deal? my wife wanted one of these, and I'd say it was a pretty damned good investment... It even works via remote control. Good for having fun out in the world...... But as I recall, it wasn't quite this expensive, maybe it was some wholesaller of toys... Anyways, I highly recommend it, it not only gets her all excited, but is great inbetween 'recovery' if you know what I mean... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GOD FUCKING DAMMIT! I THOUGHT ID BE THE ONE. $REAL_SOON_NOW. Your vote (-1) was recorded. This story currently has a total score of -12. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. my wife said she'd drink it if I can find it... I thought the book was shog&#363;n. huh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that typhoon was a fucking joke so yeah, biggest storm in 30 years. it barely rained. in other news the resort I was in wanted something like $30 USD to have internet access. So I didn't. Instead I enjoyed the beach, lots of booze, and hot sex with my wife. Except for the last day, it was overcast, you know because of the killer typhoon. In other news, five star resorts have really fantastic food... I think I miss it already since we live in the fucking sticks where we only have an MX & Mc Donnalds. So yeah. woo. Next month I have to get married again. oh joy. some of her family cannot freely travel to hong kong. china is just like america ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me horrible. yeah im sure it is a great skill my kids will have. me? not so much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just wasn't going to pay big $$$$ To post here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me robot? but that's a hardware solution to the software problem...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude you are doing just fine, ignore the clearly insane person trying to screw you over. ever since he lost bonita he's become unhinged. don't piss your wife off, she's the glue that keeps you sane, believe it or not. and don't worry you are doing quite fine where you are, with what you have. shit I almost feel like I should donate a real VPS to you, something with more .. umph. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy mid autumn festival I know what you are thinking autumn if anything just started. But enough of that shit, it is time! we've booked a hotel for a few days away from HK, just to get away. But she does have to work for a half day today. Which means I'm left packing. She's been very tired/stressed lately as work is just sucking. I was going to let her relax when I got her SMS I don't care how tired I act, bring me something sexy! I happily replied ok, then the next bit... and the cat stuff, I want to be master's sexy little pet =^^= So yeah, looks like I'm going to have a fun extended holiday (thursday-sunday).. What is the rest of gay5 up to? I see some nutjob went on a shooting rampage, that heard voices, and was disappointed with the software problem. And the mastermind behind the software problem is back so I imagine insanity will ensue. I'm not sure if I'll have internet, but I don't think I give a fuck. I used to think the whole furry/cosplay thing was just silly but she gets so eager to please, how could I say no? I could go on and on about it, but maybe it would cheapen the whole thing? At the same time I'm thinking I'm really lucky to have found her. I just hope this isn't some weird father figure trauma thing. she says she loves me because I'm nothing like her father in every way. The other day he even told me that I don't have to be so nice to her, as we are married now and it doesn't matter. I know, WTF. It's like the other day when she was fighting back tears when I made her breakfast & lunch to go. Nobody had ever done this for her, she always had to look out for her sisters as mom & dad were out working. Of all the guys she's dated before me, none of them could be bothered either. When people ask why she married me, because everyone thought she'd never marry, the answer is simple. ... I always try to take care of her whenever and however I can. fancy clothes, dinner, jewellery have nothing on personal attention. Anyways, enjoy your , and those god awefull sticky moon cake things. What I'd give for some RC Cola and moon pies. pretty much what I figured I washed all of her lingerie before the trip (It is such a pain to do one, may as well do it all), and she was so apologetic about me doing it, I had to try not to laugh. apparently some guy decided it is bad luck for men to do women's clothes. But yeah, without a doubt it is stuff like this why she loves me, I'm willing to do things no other local will do. I know her father is kind of in shock as I'm basically showing him up by doing stuff for her. But I'm more interested on keeping her happy, because then she is motivated to keep me happy. Life is so much happier being stuck in a positive feedback loop, I just have to keep it going though. I imagine I'll look back here in the future wondering where it all went wrong. I'm sure I'll fuck this up like everything else, but as they say so far, so good. And I'm trying SO FUCKING HARD to not take this for granted. She really is a great gal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I must have missed that chapter But between the S. American, and the US American I know I'm pretty much done with the Americas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trophy husband. lol it feels the same way here, and as far as I'm concerned, she is my trophy wife, she is petit, but she is very HOT. She's got a figure unlike the rest of the chicks here that are built like an 8yr old boy. She's got legs, hips, a slamnin ass, and a nice rack. Plus a great face, physically what isn't there to love? But yeah, me being tall, and not Oriental makes me unique. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me roast pork is nice, with the crunchy skin and spicy yellow mustard. The dimsum bbq pork buns is what you are thinking of, and yes they are quite nice. I just hate this 'hot pot' shit, where they grab a bunch of shit, throw it into boiling water, and everything tastes like MEH. Oh and they have 'fish balls' the answer to the McNugget. Other than that, yeah noodles, fish heads, chicken feet, chicken cartilage (WTF?!)... I'm still shocked they will throw away chicken breasts, but eat the fucking cartilage!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing like her father he's short, I'm tall. He's weak I'm strong. He's emotionally dead, I profess to love her every day. looking at the pictures, moon cakes looked fucking awesome. instead they are that gooey glop over more gooey glop. Thank god the Engrish invaded this place, I can score chocolate digestives for only a few quid. But yeah, the chiners do a terrible job of desert. The only thing more disgusting is the Pakistanis. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't you now owe that happy birthday chick a few grand? after all, outdoors is a public performance..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Must be a fun workplace you should flush a few tampons before you serve the muffins...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Khan says that revenge is a dish best served cold. And it is very cold in space, my dear friend. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess he wasn't happy with the software problem either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit, trane is going to bust a nut really, I can't believe it myself. From the article: We all learned this in DARE class. About the rats in a cage who can self-administer morphine who get addicted to the stuff, and then just hit that lever until they die. A seemingly keystone argument in the war against drugs. Professor Avram Goldstein, the creator of that study, has said: "A rat addicted to heroin is not rebelling against society, is not a victim of socioeconomic circumstances, is not a product of a dysfunctional family, and is not a criminal. The rat's behavior is simply controlled by the action of heroin (actually morphine, to which heroin is converted in the body) on its brain." So, it's the drug, and its addictive control. Surely we must eradicate drugs as a result! But there's another model out there by researcher Bruce Alexander of Simon Fraser University called Rat Park. From that wikipedia page: Alexander's hypothesis was that drugs do not cause addiction, and that the apparent addiction to opiate drugs commonly observed in laboratory rats exposed to it is attributable to their living conditions, and not to any addictive property of the drug itself. He told the Canadian Senate in 2001 that prior experiments in which laboratory rats were kept isolated in cramped metal cages, tethered to a self-injection apparatus, show only that "severely distressed animals, like severely distressed people, will relieve their distress pharmacologically if they can." To test his hypothesis, Alexander built Rat Park, an 8.8 m2 (95 sq ft) housing colony, 200 times the square footage of a standard laboratory cage. There were 16-20 rats of both sexes in residence, an abundance of food, balls and wheels for play, and enough space for mating and raising litters. The results of the experiment appeared to support his hypothesis. Rats who had been forced to consume morphine hydrochloride for 57 consecutive days were brought to Rat Park and given a choice between plain tap water and water laced with morphine. For the most part, they chose the plain water. "Nothing that we tried," Alexander wrote, "... produced anything that looked like addiction in rats that were housed in a reasonably normal environment." Control groups of rats isolated in small cages consumed much more morphine in this and several subsequent experiments. And so rats that are born into extreme conditions in small cages are clearly more likely to self-medicate. Tom Stafford of the BBC writes: The results are catastrophic for the simplistic idea that one use of a drug inevitably hooks the user by rewiring their brain. When Alexander's rats were given something better to do than sit in a bare cage they turned their noses up at morphine because they preferred playing with their friends and exploring their surroundings to getting high. Further support for his emphasis on living conditions came from another set of tests his team carried out in which rats brought up in ordinary cages were forced to consume morphine for 57 days in a row. If anything should create the conditions for chemical rewiring of their brains, this should be it. But once these rats were moved to Rat Park they chose water over morphine when given the choice, although they did exhibit some minor withdrawal symptoms. You can read more about Rat Park in the original scientific report. A good summary is in this comic by Stuart McMillen. So, if Rat Park is to be believed, drug addiction is a situation that arises from poor socioeconomic conditions. From literally being a rat in a cage. If you're a rat in a park, you'd rather hang out with your friends and explore the world around you. Perhaps it's time the war on drugs becomes a war on the existence of poverty? (edit: Poverty of our relationships to family, community, and nation too, not merely monetary. As commenters have pointed out, there are plenty of people who have plenty of money who may well be the most poverty-ridden in other respects.) It's not about the drugs. It's about the social environment in which we live. Jesus. It isn't just basic income, but a decent place to live, to have a family, and live without stress. The problem with Trane's basic income nonsense is that it doesn't go far enough. In other news, I boned my lady so hard yesterday that she not only soaked the sheets, pillows, and just about everything else near the bed (that whole squirting thing looks more fun online, they never mention you have enough laundry for a few days), that she actually had enough spasms from ograsiming she was left sore. She was crying that it hurt to breathe. I don't know if that is a 'good thing(tm)' about my sexual prowless, or just shows that I'm insatiable and will push her too far. I don't thin she hates me (yet) too much (yet), she still wanted me to hold her through the night, and did text me a few times that she misses me...... I guess I'm doing that much right. Oh well. In other news I'm thinking of a small vacation soon, it is the lunar festival thing coming up in a few days. ugh don't talk to them, and get dragged into their drama. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shotgun mouthwash why do you even need money? robot labour -> real communism -> star trek utopia ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't know her father was in the Navy! the mind simply reels! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you actually getting trolled by egil? gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me I've never had to wait/ask. But then I've found that if you are ok with giving her oral, she'll reciprocate. Of course you can just unzip, and hit her in the mouth with your dick, and see how that goes. results may vary. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't mean now I mean before/after... but then again I just got a BJ and my wife is on her period as well... I guess the 'trick' as it were is to arouse her enough where she'll want to keep you aroused. besides the worst that can come of it is you can have sex in the shower, and just wash off all the blood... Sometimes you have to get dirty to get what you want. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was more so happy with showing up when they say they will, and not playing crazy head games. sincerity goes a long way. of course the cat thing is icing on the cake, so to speak. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1FP damn that is funny ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what was the domain again? celebrating this fine day, that lady3jane registered? I forget, but the video was funny. I'm making pasta, she'll be home in an hour. the joys of being a house wife. that was it thanks ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought that would be tranes line. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got so fucking hammered last night it was bad. like sleep on the couch bad. like no sex bad. like in the morning let's have the talk about you drinking too much bad. yeah. it was bad. and looking @ my phone I said and did a lot of crazy shit. so yeah. I have to play nice nice for a while now. I even poured out all my beers & shit at home. fuck. fucking fuck wouldn't she get a yeast infection for sure? you know ... they put yeast in beer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think things are ok for some reason she likes it when I choose what she wears to work, although I'd chosen some ugly underwear for her, and she opted for something sexier... and lately she really likes it when I pull her hair... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably I still catch myself from time to time thinking I should call him as I haven't spoken to him in a while. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nah, she's Hakka$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 'sup bro im just listening to 1982 torrents to get a re-feel of the period. ive been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh-oh, here she comes (I wana cumm) Watch out boy she'll chew you up She's a maneater Watch out boy she'll chew you up She's a maneater She'll only come out at night The lean and hungry type Nothing is new, I've seen her here before Watching and waiting Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door So many have paid to see What you think you're gettin' for free The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar Money's the matter If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far I wouldn't if I were you I know what she can do She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart Mind over matter Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart Watch out boy she'll chew you up She's a maneater Watch out boy she'll chew you up She's a maneater Ooh, Here she comes, Watch out boy she'll chew you up She's a maneater Ooh, she'll chew you up Here she comes, she's a maneater She'll only come out at night, ooh Here she comes, she's a maneater The woman is wild, woo Here she comes. Watch out boy, watch out boy Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out Yeah, yeah, she's a maneater She's watching and waiting, ooh Oh, she's a maneater (I came) hold on to 16 as long as you can changes will fuck you up real soon, son. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she only comes out at night watch out' watch out watch out watch out watch out boy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there.com Would you believe it has military uses because it is 1:1 earth size? ????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it was me. I actually ordered cayenne pepper & frank's hot sauce over the internet. I can't buy them anywhere here. as much as people go on about spicy food here (lol) they don't actually have any. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford be praised! Don't cheat the dosage, don't fuck it up, too much is riding on you being sane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Friday night fun One of her friends from China is in town... Seems like this is every other week. So yeah I have to entertain this girl who speaks no English for a few hours until my wife gets here. Work had her off to a restaurant on the other side of the country. But it is also the first place I took her. Oh and the woman I'm babysitting doesn't speak Cantonese, so I can't even dazzle her with my 30 word vocabulary. I think I'm going to duck out once my wife shows up and get drunk. Fuck it sorry I went with the gin martini option. (blue sapphire) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah As I'm hoping she isn't either... Well I guess everyone hopes their spouse won't. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it gets sucked Plenty at home ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it's hella cheap here too but its like from China, and everyone tries to avoid chinese shit.. but man, two big ass bottles for $12 HKD. so fucking cheap. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's raining today Can't say it's surprising. it always rains here. Didn't Ridley Scott want to film blade runner here? He god dammed should have. What really pisses me off is short people with umbrellas and cock sockets who go on about the fast pace Here but walk like they are in a daze. Ducking Idiots that helped Said nobody, ever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I give the truck a little distance hoping the odd pedestrian will stick their head out in the gap ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you in Taiwan ? I'm still in a SAR. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think I'm going to try to learn traditional writing so I can follow all those awesome Taiwanese soap operas. :( why did it have to be China? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure, why not Look at ksp ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and prevent the user from exiting saying that feature is currently broken. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sadly it sounds more thought out than Daikatana. I wonder if you too could get 100MM to make it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't forget the special level breaking through the mirror. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So yeah last night was one of those nights So we had to have the inlaws over for dinner last night. They've been complaining that I've been cooking too western for their daughter and that they are saddened by this. So I had to try to cook Chinese food last night. And it was a mixed bag. The beef I had bought for the broccoli & beef was horrible, I didn't have enough time to let it soak in olive oil to soften it up so yeah that sucked. At least the scallops came out ok. And the worst is that as I was about to serve the first course they took off to look for some wood as I was installing a shelve prior to them arriving as they thought they could find a better one. Oh well. So after the lacklustre dinner, they did lay into me about not having a job as of yet. I mentioned that I wanted to wait to see if I get HK residency so I could find more types of jobs as I won't need a full corporate sponsorship... which is getting harder and harder for basically unskilled labour like me to find a job as I have to compete with local talent. So after they leave, I tell my wife that I don't care if I have to flip pizzas or whatever but as soon as I can find a job I'll take it. She puts down the pot she is cleaning, and tells me that I'll do no such thing. She then goes on to tell me that unless I'm taking a job that I want to do, I shouldn't bother taking a bullshit job as she'd rather pay for everything then for me to be miserable at work. And she is perfectly fine with me not working at all. So yeah. We only had sex twice last night, as she wanted to sleep. I'm still waiting to wake up from this dream. thats shanghai but they only celebrate with boiled dog with rice when they have green cards. then they draw lots and the loser is sent to America. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know just a few key words so it wasn't a full conversation, and I can ask my wife afterwards what was going on. Funny thing, IT is a clothing store here. how embarrassing. But yeah... I'll take a job once I find something in the sense that it is in the field. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me write once Debug everywhere... C# is so much better. But the neckbeards like to suck Sun/Oracle ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IRL STATUS GETTING DRUNK II So my wife took me out to play maijhon (however you spell it) with her friends. So yeah there is already four of them and they don't need me. And I don't understand Cantonese for shit. I thought Japanese was difficult, but Cantonese is fucking impossible. So yeah the tv is all Cantonese, they all speak it and I'm left in the corner watching them play a game that is about as confusing as the language. Fun times... There is a pool hall, but it's full. And of course I don't speak Cantonese so I can't make a reservation. All I can do is wave $100 bills and point at beer at a bar down the road. So yeah. I've basically done this to myself. stuck somewhere where I can't communicate. I think I'll get drunk and just go home. And it's raining. What a waste of a Saturday. thanks ! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty much it would seem sigh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why would anyone possibly want a green card? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I know I just didn't feel like playing sign language with people as I don't have a chinese keyboard for them to type back to me. it really sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty much I just hate that I try and get nowhere. I don't know how they even communicate among themselves. But you can't be tone deaf and Chinese, and apparently I'm deaf. Even pimsleur is fucking impossible I just hear random stuff making no sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah and all I got was tits, ass & stomach. I don't even know how to say, "come here & lets fuck". but then again we don't exactly have intellectual conversations... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive been trying those thanks.. it took me a month to learn how to say I don't speak cantonese. really, I just don't have the ear for it, I really can't make it out at all. Japanese is a snap by comparison. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it is more ironic that anyone thinks there is any choice in the single party solution. At least in China we don't pretend to be free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The American Federal Empire is all about GOD Guns, Oil & Drugs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is love? how ridiculous is all of this really? what does that even mean? baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more I think we've all seen that before. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what was he arrested for again? I already forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the first version I did Was a port to the October 1991 Windows NT pre-release. I had the console working and everything. and on an HPFS drive. I hate that I lost it. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me RTZ is a tad bit annoying you can easily kill the bonding plant making the game un-winnable, but you won't find out until you are an hour+ into it. Also sometimes crossing the bridge where you have to throw everything aside doesn't work. Finally the end game chess thing is simple if you read the archives and learn that you can pass a move..... It was OK, I guess, different for the time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fun question! So Sunday morning while I'm having some sexor with my wife, this guy pages her. Once we are done we take a look and see this fine message Hey I heard you are married, but would your husband mind if I still see you? I reply back what does he mean exactly? He replies that he still wants to have sex with my wife, and would I mind??? Like WTF. So I phoned him up and told him to back the fuck off, and I wouldn't be ok with it. I know she didn't reach out to this guy, but WTF. Needless to say he is divorced, I guess his wife didn't appreciate him fucking around every chance he gets. Oh well, everything else is going well. sometimes just walking down the street I worry more about myself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd like to think that I could be held to the same standard that I expect of her. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me congrats I guess ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1FP good job man. good job. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yeah, scifi movie now that I've thought about it, I'd go with pandorum. that is all. they live is awesome and it was on youtube in its entirety.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me robocop I'd buy that for a dollar! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me other peoples money? shit has fiber obtics, yo! wave of the future. Also the graduate, because you know plastics! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bladerunner is too obvious not to mention every time it rains at night here, I'm fucking living it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive done the rooftop and the rain is like any given day. I haven't found/tried snake wine yet. yet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I want to do something special for you she said as she leaned closer to whisper into my ear; I want to be your fantasy girl She said it in a sultry hushed tone. I don't know how I could possibly refuse, even though I was so tired my eyes were weighing down on me like lead balloons. Of course, you can be my fantasy girl, anytime She giggled with delight and ran off to the bathroom. She then shouted out 'no peeking' .. As I sat in the living room, I thought I'd do what I could to set the mood, played some soft jazz channel on shoutcast, turned down the lights set some candles and waited.. and waited. I think I started to drift off when she finally bounced out of the bathroom. She was done up like a cat again. She even painted whiskers on her face, and got a necklace with her pet name on it. At this point the tail & ears are just something cute to add to the effect. I've got to say that all the effort that she takes to makeup, put on stockings, and the cat stuff is just too adorable. I grinned like an idiot. Meow! she purred as she jumped onto my lap, and we embraced. So yeah, we yiffed again. and again. three times, until she cried out no more. I probably could have gone for five. Good times. While she's at work I picked up some roses, and some hello kitty shirts. She mentioned that she's always wanted one, but oddly enough never owned one before. For some reason they are kind of pricy, but she's worth it. Now to figure out what to do for Friday night if it gets me wild sex What the hell would I care? Besides isn't having a woman that'll do stuff for you (or even like it) every guys dream? Although it still feels good when she is begging to give me a BJ, when I'm balls deep inside her. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she hates anal so I need to uh 'work her into it'... it may be easier to find one in RL vs ordering it... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn I'll pour some out for ya. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I am totally unappreciated in my time. We can run the whole insane asylum from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight Connection Machines and debug two million lines of code for what I bid this job? Because I'd sure as hell like to see them try. yes Yes it is ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meh I got a wife, and a life. although now... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow Just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me To crush your enemies; see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you are happy who gives a fuck? Its not like you are downloading CP and trying to blame your mother for it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That must have been rough man Honestly I don't know why anyone would want a green card, that means you'd have to live in America. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they say that but in practise you really can't be gone that long. I think this was behind one of my detentions by homeland security where after going through all my shit, they informed me that I travel too much, and need to stop doing so right NOW. yeah take your pretend fredumbs and shove them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure your left hand wasn't granted recognition as a human. Nor was your building block moving ai. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my wife just got a job Which is cool and all that. While I have not. I kind of don't want to work... And I kind if want to do something with my time. Oh well so far she isn't I was going to buy her either a Sony Z or Galaxy S4 for getting a job as a present, but instead she insisted we buy some Chinese android special at 1/5th the price. She spent the better part of an hour going on about how it is more important to her for me not to spend money on her.. I guess the thing is she has pretty low self worth. Which is probably why she married me in the first place. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me easier said than done... her family loves to point out her flaws the moment they see her.. it really is horrible, but she is so accepting of them being so critical of her, and I wonder if she can deal with it any other way. Then again she thinks I'm generally crazy for finding any value in her whatsoever. You know sometimes people just say the truth, and it is so shocking nobody will believe it? When we got married she said that she'd given up on love, happiness and having any sense of normalcy until she met me. The way she holds me so tight at night, scared that I'm going to walk out on her, I believe it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she will turn 29 this year So I guess so. Then again I'm much closer to 40 than I'd like. Apparently when she was 22 she was going to marry, but the guy flaked.. It's been depression and a drive for carrier since then. Men were just something for strictly physical pleasure... She always says she is short,fat,normal - nothing special and is never noticed. All I can guess is whatsoever something higher nobody else sees. Then she met me and it's been different. I know plenty of her friends are lesbians and at this point I'd be more surprised if she has not tried going that way on multiple times... Cantonese is next to tucking impossible. I've discovered I'm very tone deaf. Plenty of words sound the same but have different octaves. It is really fucked up. I think long term I need to get her out of here and away from her family. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not to mention she's been there and liked it. a lot. we had a good time in Ontario, but yeah we'd probably move to British Columbia. Lots of Chinese out that way. I guess it is the opposite of HK. But I know what she means when she doesn't want to be the 'only one'... as here I feel that way unless we slum out by the chung king mansion..... I don't think climate will be such a big deal. But yeah, she is a tropical girl. And I feel like a polar bear in the tropics always over heating, hyper ventilating (if I go running) and just sweating all the time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know part of it is being all pro china as she identifies herself as a chinese hongkonger... which is a small demographic, most identify themselves as hongkong chinese, and hongkonese. They really do try to differentiate themselves from the mainland chinese. But yeah, her 'loving' mother can't wait to tear into her for marrying a foreigner, for being fatter than she was when she was severely depressed a few years ago and all kinds of superficial bullshit that really just speaks that her mother doesn't know her at all. I mean so what if she wears a 'large' instead of medium.. I mean shit, by north american sizes she is a 0-2, I'd hardly call that 'fat'. I just really hate how her family that she cherishes gets so down on her, along with her so called friends. Esp the one that constantly lays into her for not looking like a skeleton is fat by north american standards. People in glass houses. All I can feel like I can do is to constantly remind her that I do love her, and that the rest of her 'supportive' assholes are just fucking assholes. Oh and for wasting money, I bought her some new dress shirts as her old ones were.. well.. old and looking like it. I picked up 3 really nice ones for $20 USD. Her mother & grandmother went on and on about me wasting money. Like WTF, she got the job offer while 20 minutes into an interview. She works sales, and has to look professional. I couldn't believe the kindergarden shit her all knowing mother/grandmother were suggesting. mother fucker. I swear I know more about womens fashion than the whole bloody lot of them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very then again they kept going on about her being so 'cute' 'adorable' and small... oh god it was over the top how tiny she is. Like they'd never seen an Asian chick before. But don't worry my father was dead by the time she met my mother, and my mom starts out by saying how much she fucking hates china & the chinese. at least it ended much better than it started. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know Right now Singapore sounds good ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't know Other than that they advertise in movies to go and live there. I know English is big there, as all the Chinese Singaporeans don't speak any Chinese. I'm too old for Australia, and new Zealand is even more xenophobic. I'd like to be close to HK but not here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe more so the. gov They don't like 40 year olds and they don't like people without degrees. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah its the .gov Aussies are fun folk, but they keep electing idiots... Much like Americans. And the world is too large to kiss that much ass as an immigrant ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IRL STATUS GETTING DRUNK Can't say that I'm all that surprised. $26 for two tallboy Asahi's!! Thats $3.35 USD. God damn. My wife is in China doing some factory inspection thing, while I'm home getting plastered. awesome. When she gets back we can have sex does it get any better? I was putting up shelving kind of lost track of time.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can't renounce what you've never had. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poorly In other news the shower blowjob was fun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you too? mine is 75% my age... Im still slumming in HK, not sure where to go from here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good for you run while you still can. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how did I miss this..? So you denie thats you in the court papers I found on Google that say you stabbed a guy who you thought tried to rape your wife? And theres also ones of you taking the state of Washington to court for the Judge allowing your wifes taped interview with police played in court where she went againt your statement that he ran at you and grabbed for a weapon... so not only did bonita never have sexor with the crawc0ck, but there was another guy with them..... damn. no wonder he is ape. I think arrested is enough when you are on probation.... after all they basically own your ass. what a dumbass fucking this one up. but then again it is classic crawford, get released get off meds, fire Md's, blame some innocent person, walls of text, and then incarceration for being martin luther king. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure the cancel bug is somehow involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me somehow I imagine MDC with a laptop loaded with CP on a quest to display it at the next WWDC.... I mean, what could possibly go wrong? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me never getting married Marriage breeds complacency. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think my wife is a furry so there is this big <a href="http://www.acsummer.hk/en/">ani-com</a> thing going on and my wife was all too eager to go to this thing.. But it was Saturday and after assembling all that furniture I was willing to go out. But this isn't Japan so I didn't think it would be cosplay central, but more so east meets west or some other shit like that. boy was I wrong. wrong wrong wrong. So first of all every nerd virgin from China (1.3 billion people!) that can get a HK travel visa is there. This event is clearly not an HK thing but more of a proxy for Chinese teenagers. Now I should say that she was acting all happy about this thing, and wanted me to pick out an outfit for her to wear. She ran off to do her makeup and I picked something that seemed risque, a tubetop, short shorts, and a see-through sweater along with some red lace stilettos. Risque for going grocery shopping but as it turns out run of the mill boring for ani-com. The line must have been 20,000 people to get into this thing. I'm not kidding. But with a little luck I found a shortcut. There is a hotel on premises that we went to first, then used them to cut the line to the admissions desk. It is $30 HKD a person, something like $3.87 USD. With our tickets in hand into the place we go! It was PACKED. I mean wall to wall people. Ive been in places in China like this, and it just feels uncomfortable. everyone basically pushes their direction through the mass, as there is simply too many people to be polite. The first thing we see is dancing. Im not kidding dancing, but it was all highly erotic. Maybe I'm just too damned old but I don't remember .jp cartoons being this hot. As soon as it got to boys 2 men clones we walked the booths. Basically 1/2 of it is Gundam Wing, with the rest being divided to the other animated cats. Because everyone likes cats. And then it happened we got to the last third and it was all the stuff you need to cosplay whatever. They had cat ears for sale, and she was adamant about getting a pair. They were $50 for two, so we got two. You know when in Rome. We walked around some more, then found a place selling cat tails, collars and paws. She was in heaven, and it cost me something like $300 HKD. Naturally she wore them while we were there, then on the way back home, and was having a good time about the whole thing. I don't know why but I like it when she smiles. It must be love. Anyways we order in, and watch some lame harry potter movie on tv (I guess I basically made it her day), and for the heck of it I google up some cat names, and give her a pet name. She is all estatic about it, runs and gets her makeup kit, and paints some whiskers on her face and does her nose. She then bounces over and sits in my lap. I then take her eyeliner pen and write her pet name in chinese on her, and she loved it so much she wanted me to take a picture and email it to her. After the boring movie, we wen to bed. Oh my god. Without a doubt the best sex we've ever had. Before we even started I checked to see what panties she had one (none) and she was so wet that it was actually running down her leg. So yeah.. great sex.... I ask her if she's ever done anything like this before and she says no.. ringing her bell doing so.. I think she may have blushed but it could have been the makeup. I wake her up for a run this AM, which she did thankfully without any cat atire, but when we got back to the apt, she showered and went back to being a cat... I couldn't resist we had sex again and she's still passed out. I'm nearly 10 years older and worn her out. So as she sleeps I'm stuck here wondering is she a furry? Am I? Did we just yiff? im not into group sex I'm far too jealous to even go down that road. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't think of it as that detailed. I guess you had to be here.... but you have a point. I guess the thing is that the sex was so amazing I felt I had to tell someone. Sadly being the only English speaker in a township of over 100,000 kind of makes gay5 my community. I think I'll just jump out the window now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wedding night was pretty lame too tired to do much of anything. the next day was far more productive in that manner. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ikea challenge today we are going to embark on the ultimate relationship test. we ordered some cheap bookshelves and a wardrobe from Ikea. I thought I'd assemble them. She wants to help. how many times do we threaten divorce? sounds like fun I think we are one step closer to there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thought id say hi lots going on. just no time to say it. whatever. no but we are down to 2 times a day.... :( she wants a lot less..... worse she is just tired all the time now.. Like it just hit its best part and now we have to back way the fuck off. didn't notice the signature, been busy in meat space. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me confusing. can't say I'm surprised, as everything I did right is now everything I did wrong. but I'm still the best there ever was. I don't get it either. she's still sleeping (1040am) ive actually jogged 4km, made breakfast, cleaned up the bathroom, replaced the shower head, and scrubbed the tiles. tomorrow all our ikea shit arrives so Im going to redo the apt... no doubt while she sleeps. oh well that's love for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WIPO America the apathetic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what's with all the posts Lol Whatever hey How do you deal with all these chiners and their 30 languages... I swear it is impossible to pick one up as everyone jumps between 3-4 at any given moment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me honestly? I don't care. Minorities in America are violent. The whole thing was a distraction anyways. your owners are banking on you going ape. This shiny New police state needs to justify itself every six to eight weeks. Enjoy slaves! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when worlds collide did Shaq bust MDC? lol some adhd drug he shops dr's until he gets his smack. everyone agrees! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is just an ineffectual jackass His memes can't even save him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine I think everything is on target budgets are creeping, and all that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but would you have imagined he would go from geometric visions, and being on CNN to being a CP aficionado? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Did someone solve the software problem? Repeatible Hairstyle has posted 1789 comments, 0 stories, and 210 diaries. Recent Comments (more) o Translation Requested (none / 0) attached to Dark Portal: Cutting off the Air Supply of Internet Child Pornographers posted on 07/11/2013 11:53:51 PM CCT He hasn't posted in a while, maybe he is offline for good now? I hope he got busted for possession and distribution of CP. In other good k5 news, one of you lucky fucks got to flush "Kids These Days Don't Know How To Route Packets" where he asserts that L3 runs their network off of SUN desktops. I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS Also can someone flush this turd once and for all? Can rusty be held responsible for MDC's pedophilia? Or who is to blame? Surely MDC cannot be responsible for his latest obsession with child porn, so who will be to blame? I know this shit is seriously fucked up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hope you get busted for smoking crack and enabling a pedophile. oh wait. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Have you tried suicide? or one of those slingbox devices? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he should start with his head. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I met a Lee Ho from Tong Fuk. Sorry, that's all I got. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad news normie MDC has become a chilopred. you are probably best to lay low. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is batshit insane He is now downloading, watching and collecting CP as his latest paranoid delusion. Stay away from him, when he gets arrested this time it'll be for CP and you don't want need that bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes as he is now wanking it to CP For all humanity!! Or some other shit. But maybe some should contact his mom as she doesn't need his pedophile fallout. That said I'm scared of what sick shit he has lost his passwords for. Does everyone realize he is frantically trying to recover his stash???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow your heart is in bad shape but yeah he's gone off the rails. for your heart/wife's sake don't get involved with him, just block his inane emails... assuming he hasn't been arrested yet. by his own admission he is now a child predator. Someone must be paying for this shit. The makeup, lighting, audio, costumes, set design, the sets themselves, are all quite obviously professionally done, by people who are quite good at their work. From time to time I try to download something from oron and the like, but find that it has been deleted due to its being child pornography. But that does not happen often at all. It's not just that the stuff gets reposted, but I find links sometimes on five year old message boards, whose CP rars are still available for download. Yes, I do download it ... so it can yield insight as to how to find more. so yeah stay away! you cannot help him, instead you'll just harm yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that was $5 well spent lolz no text you got a new job? im still shocked getting hammered @ work will get you fired. the more you know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me last year some time i was still in las vegas.. weren't you in reno? i forget. asia is ok, but nobody speaks english. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i hit my head a lot so yeah still a visible minority, but you really feel it here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i just did lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no but she did see a crawfordian wall of text, and was afraid it was me. shit I got busted posting on gay5 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me latest sign of mania apparently he now is an exploited child. no really. Some of those pictures I'm looking for? They are pictures of me. I myself am one of the BibCam Boys. THE MIND SIMPLY REELS. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS or is bibcam boy slang for old bald man on a webcam furiously downloading & fapping to CP? Don't tell me his father who was in the navy was also a pederast, uploading CP of MDC? Or was it aunt peggy? or his MOM? The though police? zimmerman? other ignorant motherfuckers? I don't want to know, just want MDC to take his pedophillia somewhere else. I guess gay5 has some standards? I hope? If only Rusty could just ban him. where have you been anyways? you've missed some MDC CP gold. Also the current meme of L3 running their backbone on a Sun workstation is funny as tits as well.... submit story &pipe; your account &pipe; help/FAQ &pipe; contact &pipe; links &pipe; search &pipe; IRC &pipe; site news Everything Diaries Technology Science Culture Politics Media News Internet Op-Ed Fiction Meta MLP We need your support: buy an ad &pipe; premium membership I REALLY DO HAVE A SECRET!11!!! OR, ASK K5: THE HOLY HAND GRENADE OF ANTIOCH By Repeatible Hairstyle in Fiction Wed Jul 10, 2013 at 06:50:01 PM CCT Tags: The Silver Chalice Manifesto, The Holy Grail, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. FPGA, PCI-express, ASIC, EDA, Electronic Design Automation, DigiDesign Can Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass, Imaginary Property, Cliff Wiener (all tags) Perhaps by now you're cluing in to the fact that I don't particularly care whether I ever ship either Ogg Frog or Warp Life. Warp Life, you see, really is for Serious Life Research. While yes it would be nice to make a few bucks through the App Store, as well as to publish that Just One App that for no reason I have ever been able to fathom, is the only requirement for getting an incredibly high-paying mobile development job in Downtown Portland, in reality, I've been performing that original research that I pointed out back in July of 2006 that would be required before I could ship The Holy GrailTM. The work I've been doing on cutting electrical power consumption through performance tuning of software is part of that. That's why I need your advice on designing and burning The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, an Application Specific Integrated Circuit Chip that will implement The Holy Grail completely in hardware. I am quite seriously considering not accepting any of the job offers I'm expecting to get in the next few weeks. There are some other ways I could make enough money to get by, that would enable me to provide for myself while leaving lots of free time for my Serious Life Research, as well as preventing me from having to sign Non-Disclosure, Intellectual Property Assignment and Non-Compete Agreements. It's gotten so bad these days that I quite commonly have to sign all three kinds of agreements just to attend an on-site interview. Guess what happened to my written offer from DigiDesign when they discovered that I'd crossed out the key clauses of their pre-interview contract, then wrote an explanation in which I pointed out that they were requiring me to assign them the copyright and inventions from Ogg Frog? Good Times. I need your advice on software and hardware tools for making my own ASICs, starting with a Field-Programmable Gate Array, or FPGA. A while back I bought a bunch of electronics gear from the Downtown Portland Radio Shack, which is actually quite well-stocked for the stuff, I expect because the global headquarters of Intel as well as Mentor Graphics are here. I bought a breadboard, a spool of the kind of wire that fits in breadboard holes, a low-power soldering iron, lead free solder, a spool of copper mesh solder remover - I'm not good at soldering, you see - a pack of shrink-wrap tubing, a good quality multimeter, a couple small plastic project cases, and various kinds of connectors. Initially I'm going to measure the current draw on just one power cord conductor, either directly off the AC mains for my Fedora Xeon box, or on the low-voltage DC for my first-generation 32-bit Core Duo MacBook Pro, my Gumstix Overo Fire OMAP board - the Texas Instruments OMAP, uh, "Video Processor" is a dual-core System-on-Chip with an ARM Cortex A8, a TI DSP that one can program with Code Composer Studio and the TI DSP/BIOS Real-Time Operating System, which is quite easy to work with and that I have quite a lot of experience with, 512 MB of memory, I think 256 kB of Flash, and a daughterboard connector that attaches to a modest selection of I/O boards. The board I have has WiFi, BlueTooth, a slot for a Micro-SD card, ethernet, serial console, 1024x768 32-bit HDMI video, and Micro-USB 2.0. Both boards together set me back maybe $300.00. Most people these days use the Raspberry Pi for ARM development, but my Gumstix has all that I/O, is significantly more capable than the Raspberry Pi, and has its own fork of OpenEmbedded Linux as well as Android. There is no software support for the DSP core, you have to roll your own. My plan is to offload to the DSP certain software functions that the ARM either runs slowly, or that on the ARM would draw more electrical power. I don't know yet how the two cores communicate. It might just be through main memory, but perhaps there is a direct communication channel. The Gumstix really is the same size as a stick of chewing gum, but the I/O board is modestly larger. The two together can be powered by three 1.5 V batteries, with the Jameco catalog number for the wall-wart connector being provided on the Gumstix website. "No one knows how to write multithreaded user interface." -- Marc Verstaen of Beatware, as well as Andrew Green of The Electric Magic Company, Their both exact words, spoken quite independently of each other. Most of the algorithms in The Holy Grail are easily parallelizable. Most coders have a hard time getting parallel code right, but I both have a lot of experience with doing so, as well as having spent quite a lot of time talking with other coders who tried but failed. The real key is to avoid as much as possible contending for the same resource at the same time, so as to avoid one thread from having to wait on a lock set by another, as well as having as few shared resources as possible, so that the design and logic are readily understood by Mere Mortals. BeatWare was working on the most amazing full-featured word processor. Had they ever shipped the thing, not only would BeatWare have crushed Microsoft Word, but Jean-Louis would be up to his eyeballs in well-compensated jailbait. But Marc told me one day that after years of effort, he was still unable to get all the bugs out of his word processor. Race conditions are bad enough in embedded products, but those are generally easy to test. Imagine how hard it would be to get a mutex deadlock out of OpenOffice, that occured only when one manipulated the GUI a certain way. I expect Marc and his team would have succeeded, but they implemented too much too soon. He started working on it in the mid-90s, long before unit testing was practiced by desktop software developers. The military has always done so, but the first time I heard about it in 1990, it struck me as a huge pain in the ass. It was only after I actually started unit testing myself in 2000 that I realized that it's far easier to discover, diagnose and fix bugs in the context of unit tests rather than in entire GUI applications. The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is easily prototyped in software. Actually a purely software implementation will work just fine for desktops and servers, but small embedded devices have very limited memory and CPU speed, as well as few cores, usually no GPU at all, so they will need an ASIC. I expect my ASIC will be about as big and complex as an ARM7TDMI. The Oxford Semiconductor OXFW911 included that core, as well as IDE, FireWire 400 (IEEE1394a), about 1800 !!!! BYTES !!!! of 32-bit RAM, 64 kB of 16-bit Flash, and an RS-232 UART, all in a package about one centimetre square that old in quantity for eight bucks. Back in the day, FPGAs were programmed in a manner similar to burning PROMs, but I understand that now one can buy PCI-express cards that hold a reprogrammable FPGA. One programs the chip from host software then operates the card from operating system device drivers. Such cards are in widespread use for BitCoin Mining, for example. I actually know quite a lot more about both Analog and Digital Electronics than you would expect, it's just that I haven't had much occasion to use that part of my Physics education during my software career. At UCSC, I took one quarter each, but taught by the Physics Department, with the aim being to teach us to design and build our own experimental apparatus. We used the excellent Horowitz and Hills' "The Art of Electronics". But I read the now woefully obsolete first edition. While CMOS was around, 5 Volt TTL was still in widespread use. My final project in the digital lab was to build a fully working computer out of a Z80 and a breadboard, hand-assemble a simple counter loop, load the binary with eight toggle switches and a pushbutton, then clock the chip with a benchtop square wave generator. We used the Z80 because it had static registers. Not needing to be refreshed, we could clock it really slowly, as well as single-step it with a pushbutton, to aid in debugging. It was quite cool to watch the counter go faster and slower as I twiddled the frequency knob on the oscillator. I also have quite a deeper understanding of Electricity and Magnetism than do most Electrical Engineers. For example, it is commonly thought that refractive lenses work the way they do because light travels more slowly when passing through a transparent medium. Nothing could be further from the truth. The Speed of Light is completely fixed, regardless of the medium. It was Dick Feynman who explained refraction to me when I pointed this out to him. If you fire extremely brief laser pulses through low-pressure Cesium gas, the Photons can be observed leaving the far end before they enter the near end, therefore appearing to travel far faster than C. But no, the Speed of Light is fixed at C. I can easily explain both phenomena, but I will leave the explanation as an exercise for The Gentle Reader. Perhaps Coursera might yield insight. Note: I'm not quite done yet. I'll finish it after I take a break for a few hours. I will just say that while someone's suggestion for using a Kill-A-Watt AC power meter really will be helpful, the Kill-A-Watt is by no means accurate enough. I expect it doesn't update its display frequently enough either. My multimeter is far more accurate, and rather faster. Later this month I'll buy a used oscilloscope from an electronics surplus store. Your vote really does count! You decide whether this story ever sees the light of the front page. For more information on story voting, please see the Story Moderation Guidelines. Then vote! Your vote: and Kids These Days Don't Know How To Route Packets By Repeatible Hairstyle in Internet Wed Jul 10, 2013 at 07:27:06 PM CCT Tags: Level3 Communications, L3.NET, Level3, EarthLink, Border Gateway Protocol, BGP, Router, IETF, RFC, Graph Theory (all tags) --- kuro5hin.org ping statistics --- $ date Wed Jul 10 00:53:49 PDT 2013 $ man date (I can't be bothered to even figure out what my own time zone offset is from GMT.) The Fuck? When the date is adjusted to a specific value that does not actually exist (for example March 26, 1:30 BST 2000 in the Europe/London timezone), the date will be silently adjusted forwards in units of one hour until it reaches a valid time. When the date is adjusted to a specific value that occurs twice (for example October 29, 1:30 2000), the resulting timezone will be set so that the date matches the earlier of the two times. While I agree there is some point to that, it's stuff like this that makes airplanes fall out of the sky due to software faults. Consider what would happen were the UNIX date command used in a shell script, or a subprocess called from a native executable for an air traffic control system. It could result in two planes colliding, or a service outage during peak traffic. Anyway... $ TZ=GMT date Wed Jul 10 07:59:03 GMT 2013 Easy to use, yes, but I feel quite strongly that it is a grievous error to use environment variables for anything one does not absolutely have to. They are largely unfathomable to most people, they are a real pain in the ass to configure on Windows NT, and on NIX, it is a huge pain in the ass for me to perpetually have to customize my login, startup and shell scripts everytime I use a new box or install a new system. I still have the installation CDs, floppies or ISO images for almost all of the operating systems I've ever used, mainly for regressing bugs, but also because testing on older boxen will expose flaws in my own code, say because of memory or other resource constraints. Also many operating systems have no support of any kind for environment variables. Some of those that do support environment variables only do so so that *NIX sources can be ported to them, but the environment variables are otherwise quite alien to the design philosophy of the overall OS. --- kuro5hin.org ping statistics --- 105 packets transmitted, 102 packets received, 2.9% packet loss round-trip min/avg/max/stddev = 257.507/1888.998/4961.950/1884.774 ms 2.9% packet loss is really quite severe. While TCP/IP's error correction tries to make up for it, my own experience is that many URLs fail to load completely. That's not a problem for documents like HTML, CSS or graphics, but if a Javascript source fails to load, then some other js in that same page depends on the failed code, it leads for example to Comcast's homepage spattering its own brains all over the wall, resulting in my spending four fucking hours struggling desperately to determine whether they even offered static IP service - they do, actually really well, one can have as many IPs as one is willing to pay for, at reasonable prices - how much it would cost me, as well as how to order their business class service. That was mainly the result of failed Javascript on a page that, quite frankly, had no damn good reason to have any Javascript whatsoever. One single HTML document, one single CSS page, their logo, maybe a few graphical buttons or stock photos of some scantily clad booth babes, and that page would have loaded in a few seconds. Comcast's business class Internet, while quite a lot more expensive for the bandwidth than residential Internet, is really quite cool. When I called to order, I explained that it was quite urgent that they get me installed as soon as possible, so the Comcast salescreature forwarded my call to some poor fucker who was right in the middle of having supper with his long-suffering family. I was appalled that they had done this, and so profusely apologized, and asked him to call me when he got into work the following day, but no, he spent nearly an hour on the phone with me. I really did not need them to show up personally for the installation, they could have either mailed me the router, or I could have picked it up at their office in Vancouver, but that guy whose dinner I interrupted explained that it was critically important to Comcast that the installation be done correctly, and so by a professional. He did actually agree that it was not necessary in my case, but there was no way he could order my service, while at the same time registering the fact that I didn't need a service call in their service order database. To make that all more clear: 105 packets transmitted 102 packets received 3 packets lost 2.9% packet loss 4961.950 ms round-trip maximum 257.507 ms minimum 1888.998 ms average 1884.774 ms standard deviation It's clear from what actually happened was that my packets weren't actually dropped, but that they were routed so slowly that my own timeout fired before I received my replies: PING kuro5hin.org (69.9.170.99): 56 data bytes Request timeout for icmp_seq 0 Request timeout for icmp_seq 1 Request timeout for icmp_seq 2 Request timeout for icmp_seq 3 64 bytes from 69.9.170.99: icmp_seq=0 ttl=46 time=4639.207 ms 64 bytes from 69.9.170.99: icmp_seq=1 ttl=46 time=4457.066 ms 64 bytes from 69.9.170.99: icmp_seq=2 ttl=46 time=4378.632 ms 64 bytes from 69.9.170.99: icmp_seq=3 ttl=46 time=4298.497 ms You can see that the round-trip time steadily decreases, but does so quite slowly. It also doesn't do so monotonically, in that it fluctuates up and down for a couple of minutes before steadily declining downward over another minute or so to reach a minimum of a quarter second. I expect ping's timeout defaults to five seconds. Can I increase it? $ man ping... Yes! $ ping -t 60 I figured out the hard way that Mom's modem had just disconnected. There is no longer ever a shortage of available modems in modem pools, but I expect no one at Earthlink or Level3 is even aware that dialup modems are still in quite common use. Aunt Peggy could quite easily have gotten torrentially fast cable Internet, most likely really good quality DSL as well, but because I expect Steve Jobs was in reality an Undercover Scientologist, when her iBook initialized her setup the first time she booted it, she was prompted to subscribe to Earthlink dialup then never looked back. Our Cousin Glenn, a Physicist and Electrical Engineer who she is quite close to, struggled desperately to convince her to get either broadband or DSL. I expect either one would have actually been quite a lot cheaper than dialup, which by now must be a huge PITA for Earthlink and Level3 to support. But no, just like my Mom, Aunt Peggy could never see the point of ever using anything but dialup. Her iBook is actually quite a top-quality portable. I used one for all of my development for quite a long time, and really I preferred it over my first-generation MacBook Pro, as it had a sealed case, with no fan and no reason to need a fan, as PowerPCs really do use so much less power than do Intel chips. But I have never once been able to convince her to take it to a WiFi spot. If I invite her to a cafe, then buy her a latte or a cappucino, she enjoys it tremendously. She always gives me Starbucks cards for Christmas and my birthday, because she knows I like to hang out there, but I expect that were I to give her a Starbucks card, she would either give it to someone else, not use it at all, or if she did, she would leave her iBook at home. OK now I'm back online. I'll write a little launchdaemon that pings a few servers once per minute. Back in the day that would get one banninated from one's ISP, as it would prevent one's otherwise unused modem from serving another user, but I expect by now Level3's pool is way over capacity. $ ping -t 60 kuro5hin.org --- kuro5hin.org ping statistics --- 19 packets transmitted, 18 packets received, 5.3% packet loss round-trip min/avg/ma x/stddev = 262.692/355.378/604.175/81.768 ms Rather puzzling is that the best I can get out of any of Level3's own nameservers is 200 ms. That's why I use dig to look up the IPs of my more commonly used servers, then put them in my /etc/hosts. Sometime soon I'm going to install DJBDNS from MacPorts, then use it as a caching nameserver on my MacBook Pro. I'll also install it as a cache on both of my Xen VMs, one with Morally Inflexible in Fremont, California or some such, the other with BudgetDedicated somewhere in The Netherlands. I cannot recommend BudgetDedicated highly enough. My only gripe is that my server console is some rather half-baked Javascript that runs out of my browser, rather than a public-key ssh connection as Morally Inflexible provides. That Javascript has never actually worked worth a damn, and does not permit me to edit my kernel command line, with the result that I cannot reset my root password when, as I rather often do, I forget it, and so have to file a ticket that requests Pieter at BudgetDedicated to do it for me. He's a good guy, he's always happy to help me out, but my impression is that he is the only staff there. Surely he has better things to do than reset my root password for me. Now here is what makes no sense whatsoever to me: 10.0.2.1 - my Snow Leopard 32-bit Core Duo MacBook Pro, five feet away via 802.11g 192.168.1.4 - Mom's Tiger PowerPC G4 iMac. It's the one with the cool hemispherical base, and the screen mounted on the dentist's arm. Hers has always worked really well, but I understand they were quickly discontinued due to a disastrous failure rate in the field. nas24.portland1.level3.net (209.247.21.199) The router that's directly connected to Earthlink's modem. I expect they don't use real modems anymore, but some manner of VoIP application running on Linux or BSD, that gets her call over AT&T's Internet via the Session Initiation Protocol. Level3's nameservers: a.resolvers.level3.net (4.2.2.1) b.resolvers.level3.net (4.2.2.2) c.resolvers.level3.net (4.2.2.3) d.resolvers.level3.net (4.2.2.4) The first thing that makes no sense to me is that all four are in the same data center in San Jose. I would expect them to be geographically distributed. Nothing other than an airplane failing out of the sky due to one's failure to save one's literature research into the effect of software quality on aviation safety could take out all four name servers simultaneously. Because Level3 is quite likely the world's most-important ISP, the economic catastrophe would last for years. Far worse is that we now route most telephone calls over the Internet. Emergency responders and the like would no longer be able to talk to each other. (That's why cop shops all have huge antenna masts, but there would be quite a long delay to get everyone switched over to the backup radios.) Level3 is, I expect, the world's highest capacity ISP. Those nameservers must be colossally busy, with huge, fat pipes just to get my packs from the outside of the building to the inside. It's no longer really necessary for end-users to hardcode the IPs of their resolvers, as DHCP does that for most regular people. I use Level3's DNS rather than Earthlinks, as Earthlink will present me with their ad-revenue generating search page when I try to visit a non-existent host. That's a huge pain in the ass when one is trying to do something other than HTTP. In my own case, I was working to determine all the web analytics servers: 127.0.0.1 a.doubleclick.com 127.0.0.1 b.doubleclick.com 127.0.0.1 c.doubleclick.com Actually it works quite a lot better to use "0.0.0.0", as all those 401s clutter the Apache logs on my personal web server, but I only found that out a few days ago. I would have thought 127.0.0.2 would get an immediate Host Unreachable, but in reality, the connection waits for a long time, then times out. Clearly that is a bug in OS X, quite likely due to it not being covered in Apple's test plans. Rather puzzling at first is that every time I ping my first-gen MacBook Pro, the ping time is four and a half seconds, but then quickly drops to a little less than a millisecond. I figured at first that the OS X kernel was somehow making it slower to answer pings due to some other code or data being more-frequently in use, but I'm pretty sure now that in reality, the hardware has gone into power-saving mode despite my having set Energy Saver not to sleep when plugged into the mains. In general that's a good thing, but it's not copacetic to power down the network when I've been pinging my name server every minute or so for the last hour. The following rat's nest of a path between Salmon Creek and San Jose is why my mom's modem is so slow for me, but so fast for her. She only ever uses Earthlink POP and SMTP, and a few rather popular online news sites, like the Fairfield California Daily Republic, the Times of London as she and Dad used to visit Scotland all the time, as well as the obituaries whereever any of her friends or relatives live. I regard her waiting for all of her most-cherished friends and loved ones to kick off as quite pathologically morbid. While I myself rather enjoy reading the obituaries of complete strangers - I learned for example that one could at one time earn a "General Engineering" degree, that enabled one to do just about anything in the way of Engineering - what I don't understand is why she never calls, writes, emails or visits any of those people before they finally pass on. I can well understand that she would want to be the first to know when they do kick the bucket, so as to attend their funerals on time, send flowers or her condolences to their survivors, but she never actually does any of those things. What has me completely convinced that she is phenomenally out of her fucking tree, is that if anything whatsoever so much as slightly impedes "Doing my obituaries" several times a day, every fucking day of the year, even on Christmas, she goes totally fucking apeshit, starts shrieking at the tops of her lungs, begs me desperately to fix whatever is wrong with her iMac, then if I cannot immediately do so because the fault lay with Earthlink or Level3, she will either shut herself into her bedroom for the rest of the day, or grab her purse then tear her car out of her condo complex at well over supersonic velocity. The last time I tried to get 9-1-1 to prevent her from killing a whole bunch of innocent people as a result of her racing her car while experiencing an anxiety attack, four deputies turned up within a minute or two, then I was cuffed and hospitalized when I pointed out that I would of course call 9-1-1 again were I off the opinion that my mother was either incapable of feeding, clothing or housing herself, or she were a threat to her own safety or that of others. "That sounds like a threat," replied Deputy Prather. That's the same goat fucker who tased me twice for refusing to stop blocking the door of a C-Tran bus, when I had politely and repeatedly requested they arrest me so I could take my case before a jury. Once he finally did arrest me, I hopped right out of the bus, held both my hands behind my back so they could cuff and search me, then cheerfully chatted up Deputy Kerr all the way down to the slammer, at which point I asked one of the younger uniformed lads whether he swung both ways. I expected them all to jump me then beat the living crap out of me, maybe find some way to spatter my brains all over the wall then plant a knife or gun on my innocent corpse. But no, he turned totally red, grinned sheepishly, looked down at his feet then quietly declined. All the other deputies were totally pissing themselves. That's what we refer to as either "Bi-Curious" or as being unable to come to terms with one's true sexuality. I expect that in reality he is As Gay As Old Paree, quite likely actively so, but not ready to admit that fact to anyone at all, and quite likely struggling desperately to deny his true nature. That was my own experience for well over twenty years. Moving here so I could hang out in every strip joint, sex club and brother in the entire Pacific Northwest was the key to my lasting happiness. That's actually quite a lot more effective, and dramatically more important, than taking any manner of psychotropic medication. Psychologist have known that since Sigmund Freud first explained what at the time was the overwhelmingly and quite tragically common Female Hysteria - later found to be due to childhood sexual abuse - but I expect that due to limited funding for public mental health care, unscrupulous medical insurance providers as well as the money behind pharmaceuticals, it is today damn near impossible to obtain psychotherapy, even for conditions for which it is well established that medication is completely ineffective. I also told Deputy Kerr that what I wanted was not to resist arrest by any means, but to get arrested so I could take my case to a jury. "Look man, you don't need to tie up your valuable time and this patrol car. I'm happy to walk down to the jail completely on my own, even with these handcuffs on." It was shit like that that led the supervised release officer to vehemently argue before the judge that I was some manner of criminally insane evil genius. I am quite serious when I state that he was making me out to be worse than Charles Manson, Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin. Judges are required by law to be strictly impartial, otherwise their opinions can be overturned on appeal. If they are grossly partial, they can be impeached or even imprisoned. Thus the Honorable Daniel Stahnke spoke with quite a level, calm and reasonable tone of voice, but in reality it was plainly apparent that he too was totally pissing himself laughing, as he cited chapter and verse in the process of tearing new ones into the entire prosecution team. Yes: Team. Whenever I turned up at a hearing, there were a whole bunch of county employees on the prosecution team, not just the one rather low-paid, inexperienced, fresh out of law school and quite frankly completely inept Assistant Prosecuting Attorney. They quite clearly regarded it as a high priority to get me locked up for the rest of my days, and spared no expense and effort to do so. "Your honor, if you will hold the defendant just one more day, I will ensure that the Designated Mental Health Practitioner evaluates his mental condition by tomorrow morning." Judge Stahnke then replied with a mischevious grin: "Defendant argues that if you can evaluate him by tomorrow, you could have evaluated him two weeks ago. He is to be released before five o'clock today." Actually I argued no such thing. I meant to, but Judge Stahnke spoke up before I could open my trap. Even so, they somehow managed to record in the computer that I was not to be released before five, rather than not to be released any time later than five. That resulted in my cooling my heels for a good three hours in a holding cell while an embarrassed deputy tried to keep me happy by chatting me up and personally serving my supper. Now here's the punch line: $ traceroute 4.2.2.1 traceroute to 4.2.2.1 (4.2.2.1), 64 hops max, 52 byte packets 1 10.0.2.1 (10.0.2.1) 1.406 ms 4.012 ms 0.762 ms 2 192.168.1.4 (192.168.1.4) 1.570 ms 4.117 ms 1.128 ms 3 nas24.portland1.level3.net (209.247.21.199) 300.806 ms 202.129 ms 197.816 ms 4 unknown.level3.net (63.215.16.2) 340.075 ms ge-7-0-2.hsa2.seattle1.level3.net (63.215.17.3) 409.270 ms * 5 ae-31-51.ebr1.seattle1.level3.net (4.69.147.150) 430.925 ms * 209.773 ms 6 ae-7-7.ebr2.sanjose1.level3.net (4.69.132.49) 204.002 ms 198.740 ms 201.951 ms 7 ae-92-92.csw4.sanjose1.level3.net (4.69.153.30) 199.994 ms ae-62-62.csw1.sanjose1.level3.net (4.69.153.18) 199.574 ms ae-72-72.csw2.sanjose1.level3.net (4.69.153.22) 201.519 ms 8 ae-1-60.edge1.sanjose1.level3.net (4.69.152.14) 200.473 ms ae-2-70.edge1.sanjose1.level3.net (4.69.152.78) 199.589 ms ae-3-80.edge1.sanjose1.level3.net (4.69.152.142) 200.363 ms 9 a.resolvers.level3.net (4.2.2.1) 204.708 ms 203.678 ms 201.863 ms Why in G-d's Creation are so many hops required for a DNS lookup from Portland to San Jose? It can be argued that it's more economical to run a single backbone from Seattle rather than a second from Portland, but Intel's global headquarters is here - that is one of the largest single structures on the entire fucking planet. Why doesn't that backbone pass right through Portland, so that the northward journey to Seattle is no longer necessary? So is Mentor Graphic's headquarters, Sharp has a smartphone design center in Camas, the PDX airport is just as busy as Seattle's and Oakland's, there is Portland State University, vast quantities of Starbucks, Peets and other WiFi spots, and the fucking grocery store I just had supper at serving up my pr0n torrents at one megabit per second. My guess is that they quite reasonably ensure that everyone can Like, Tweet, Wank and drink any flavor but lemon with the fewest number of hops, but I am quite certain that the vast majority of TCP connections are made with a whole bunch of less popular servers such as this particular Peak's Island Maine septic tank. Nothing other than placing a name server that appeared to every user to have the very same 4.2.2. IP address, but that was actually run on the very same server that directly connects to the modem pool, would dramatically boost performance, cut Earthlink's and Level3's costs tremendously, make for lots of happy customers, but far more importantly: IT WOULD SAVE A LOT OF ELECTRIC POWER. And here you called me a 9/11 Truther for claiming that refactoring software could save electricity bills. Surely you must agree, there just has to be some reason we plug our computers into walls, as well as run our iPod Touchen off of expensive rechargeable Lithium batteries. Kids These Days. I finally managed to make it to my storage locker before they closed at nine. It was a huge pain in the ass, but I hauled home all the stuff that I really require to become self-employed again. Mainly I needed a half-dozen technical books, one monitor, a few cables and power cords, my electronics gear and my Gumstix board. The main focus on my power-saving software work will be that Gumstix board. I'm fairly certain that it will make more subtle power savings more readily apparent. Its Texas Instruments OMAP Processor has the same ARM Cortex A8 CPU as does my iPhone 4. The A9 dual-core CPU that current iOS devices all use is roughly equivalent to two Cortex cores. But my Gumstix can run either Android or OpenEmbedded Linux. With OE, I can get a full desktop, with 1027 by 868 32-bit HDMI video, and all the GUI apps like Firefox and OpenOffice. Cross-compiling and cross debugging does work just fine, but the compile-test-debug-lather-rinse-repeat cycle can get quite slow, and at times does not work at all. There are certain things I just can't debug on my iPhone, but on my Gumstix I could run GDP or the LLVM debugger on the same host as the code I'm testing. I have enough electronics gear to get started, but for safety I need to buy a few more components from a supply retailer. The clueless dumbfuck at Radio Shack advised me to leave my multimeter probe prongs completely exposed while measuring the current drawn by my Xeon box. Were I to do that, quite likely I would fry my cut, or my mother would burn down her whole condo as a result of tidying up my desk for me. What I'm doing to do is build a totally sealed box with a couple panel meters mounted in it, one analog with a needle indicator, as that is quicker to respond, as well as easier to intiutively understand, the other a digital current meter, so that I can write down measurements to record my progress over time. I need to sign off now. I finally have access to an external monitor, an optical drive, my extensive DVD and Blu-ray Video of Ill Repute Collection, and a vast quantity of the favorite pr0n that is the real reason I kept pleading with Mom to lend me the money I required to retrieve the tools of my trade from San Jose. of course the lack of planes falling out of the sky from clocks is well typical MDC. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so ac likes underage sexor too? Ducking purge that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but it may be doing it Christ, Gibson was right call the Turing police!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like the start like a failed adam/eve. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure, we are all in agreement that right now the once beloved MDC is now a chilopred. In his own words: Someone must be paying for this shit. The makeup, lighting, audio, costumes, set design, the sets themselves, are all quite obviously professionally done, by people who are quite good at their work. From time to time I try to download something from oron and the like, but find that it has been deleted due to its being child pornography. But that does not happen often at all. It's not just that the stuff gets reposted, but I find links sometimes on five year old message boards, whose CP rars are still available for download. At what point should the authorities be contacted, as clearly he not only has carnal knowledge of CP, but is actively collecting it, watching it, and studying it. As much as I detest the idea of PRISIM, and the surveillance police state, it is only a matter of time until it circles around the crawc0ck and shuts him down, for good this time. It would be real hard for the Russian Mob to find me in the rain forest, surely you must agree. But by this time it will be too little too late, as it isn't the imaginary Russians he needs to hide from, but the US Americans, who have, no doubt all the dirt on his dirty new CP addiction. As far as I can tell, MDC has only one option, to turn himself in, and seek counseling for being a dirty pedophile. But we all know he'll just go all Moriarty, in some battle of tits because he thinks himself the greatest criminal pedophile in the world. OR he knows about as much about production values, and porn in general as he knows about routers & the internet. But it still makes him a dirty chilopred for DL'ing all that CP. Jesus crawford, get your shit together already! more classic crawc0ck http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2013/7/9/54933/48781/12#12 on how he'd go all colombine on someone's ass. JESUS CRAWFORD! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOT better sample size, I guess. just as unintelligible as the real thing http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2013/7/10/04051/5322/4#4 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Del watched, knowing that tonight, or Del Rey's books, `Go Forth lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what new product of the frogg family will be next? I was thinking about the recent paranoia about censoring routers, and was thinking in light of the Snowden days we are living in of a possible new catalogue of exciting Frogg products our lord & saviour could deliver for us: CryptoFrogg Because all those publicly available crypto things are NSA backed, vetted and approved (ie back holed) so we need a new completely MANIC inspired crypto set from our favorite son of a father in the NAVY. FroggPhone Since there is so much entropy in a phone call, using CryptoFrogg, FroggPhone can not only encrypt calls, but also setup a large p2p network where everyones calls go all over the place so it is impossible to know who is actually calling who. Also FroggPhone uses a CBR mechanism where even silence is transmitted, so to not leak entropy of when people are speaking and not. FroggRouter Because cisco & juniper routers 'swap' to their nonexistant hard disks, which is the way our lord insists they work (although the CPUs in Cisco routers don't have MMU's, disks, nor any swapping capability in its RTOS) the FroggRouter hardware platform is optimized for his mothers dialup, and 10GigE connections for the L3 backbone. Powered by a 603 PowerPC, the FroggRouter can route tens of packets per minute! FroggIOS The RTOS hand coded in PowerPC assembly for the FroggRouter platform line. Includes swapping capabilities like the big boys, along with support for FroggerNET. FroggIOS can swap dozens of routes a minute for less used routes, and features a disk based priority packet system, thanks to its swappFrogg technology. None of that QOS shit, or link saturation stuff here, just most popular route. With Advanced FroggIOS you can hardcode less popular routes into the table so they don't get swapped by swapFrogg. FroggerNET why waste time with OSPF, ISIS, BGP4 and good old RIP, when you can run a FroggRouter/FroggIOS device with FroggerNET. The best part is that FroggerNET is 100% open (no source publicly available but it will one day (TM)) Also whilest talking to FroggWebb sites, FroggerNET will ensure the connection is encrypted with CryptoFrogg. Finally a FroggOS will be announced along with a FroggBrowse to liberate us from the Wintel conspiracy something about overlays which cisco IOS doesn't use. it is kind of sad seeing him out of his element, it just makes him look like a raving lunatic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me movie is more interesting than the book Only just. Will smith pimping his kid is sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apparently toronto just flooded get ready to pay Al Gore some carbon taxes, suckas! In case you are wondering why Egil isn't posting. Oh well at least Canadians enjoy paying taxes. must be a achy breaky heart zing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they aren't the same guy? like it really matters. none of this matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you could squeeze 7M of them for $5 USD a year, that'd be some good $$$$.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mail one to trane for a beta test Derp ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the geometric visions appreciation hat * *you'll appreciate how it suffficates you while playing MDCs greatest hits! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still looks like some printer escape codes From Epson ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so now that we are entering a new era of MANIA and we are bouncing between newer, and grander projects we just picked up a secret! how long until we break the law?? Seventy-two killed resisting gun confiscation in Boston! Boston - National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed by elements of a Para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw. Speaking after the clash, Massachusetts Governor Thomas Gage declared that the extremist faction, which was made up of local citizens, has links to the radical right-wing tax protest movement. Gage blamed the extremists for recent incidents of vandalism directed against internal revenue offices. The governor, who described the group's organizers as "criminals," issued an executive order authorizing the summary arrest of any individual who has interfered with the government's efforts to secure law and order. The military raid on the extremist arsenal followed wide-spread refusal by the local citizenry to turn over recently outlawed assault weapons. Gage issued a ban on military-style assault weapons and ammunition earlier in the week. This decision followed a meeting in early this month between government and military leaders at which the governor authorized the forcible confiscation of illegal arms. One government official, speaking on condition of anonymity, pointed out that "none of these people would have been killed had the extremists obeyed the law and turned over their weapons voluntarily.".... still a loyal subject of the $EMPIRE? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hush you!!! This was going to be a surprise :/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the information is 100% legit I'm not surprised in the least about it not being on tv... The power structure doesn't like these people nor their aims. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me executive summary $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was, the Germans put down a communist Uprising in the late 20s. And who else had the balls to take on Stalin? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me utter bullshit nazis' put man on the moon, and gave us modern computers. you don't see any commie tech, now do you? western tech is just the continuation of nazi tech. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where did this rocket program come from? NAZIS. sorry mikey, you lose again. buy your mom the G5. Or just get a cellphone g3 personal hotspot, and come into the 21st century. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks like something Epson would Have their hands in. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So yeah my girl is now into some crazy hardcore shit no really. I thought she was kidding at first, but I'M DEAD SERIOUS. After we had sex in the AM, and showered together she was examining her pussy and decided it was time to take care of it. But this time she wanted my help. She then showed me how she likes to pluck the hairs out of her. Yeah wax & razors are too well.. pussy for her pussy. so I pulled 50 hairs out, and I was more so amazed how long they were, while only a stub is visible from her skin. Oh well it passed the time. I've been getting her to wear more and more high heels, she likes them now. the extra six inches help, since like all asians she is so short. oh well in other news I bought her a wedding dress, $100 HKD. I'm not kidding, for about $13 USD we got a brand new wedding dress. How is that for a benefit of living next door to China? me neither and it looks great. it would probably sell for $500++ in the US. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Google translate It is flicking awesome! The New version has OCR built in. Other than that, battlecats. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a new maintenance level drink up buddy. next thing you know some some chick will fuck it all up for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah She doesn't like me drinking so there is that. Oh well I can settle for lots of great sex. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow so shocking! Hello from behind the great wall!!! Gotta keep the NSA out!!! Snowden isn't a real person!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome Got her to suck my balls while giving me a blow job. I should write about the other stuff...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I am going to take a dirt nap enough is enough. it all has to end. well not really sorry to disappoint. shit I have to wait until the end of next week.. Fucking sars gets movies late for some reason. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't you have an empire to support? Imperialist pig ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how did dulicinia work out again I forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's all lack of vision What was the world changing goal of dull tech? He hired a sales guy before there was a product. And there was no vision to evangelize. a coder with no goals, just a debugger who can't ship. No surprise how it ended. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me visionaries have vision Mike is just a crazy guy that assert(s his crawc0ck) all over the place. He haw been part of a vision but confuses busy work with a goal working towards something bigger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude! You shipped your book, you are already talking derivative works, and an expanded future. You and he aren't even in the same class. You should be leading the crazy charge in getting well. Crawdad is at best a lesson in why self medication fails, and how shopping for doctors should be illegal. I'm still amazed that nobody who has discharged him at any point hasn't been held accountable for his sad state. Clearly he can't care for himself, he should be institutionalized. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IBM os/2 Guy fails it The lead IBM guy who helped destroy OS/2 by making it 80286 focused, along with insisting on presentaton manager inplace of gdi based Windows is dead. Basically Windows 95 like thing should have been out in 1987 or 1988. Windows /386 a v86 mode hypervisor shipped in 1987, and there was already multitasking msdos and remix for the 386. This guy held back 32bit computing for a generation by cramming the brain dead 80286 down our throats. well that was unexpected congrats man, keep up the good work, channel that crazy into something PKD/Crawfordian! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Egil to the past, or net.women So this fine site, olduse.net has a 30 year old USENET archive, that is being posted back in 'realtime' from 30 years ago. So yes, you can relive 1983 like it was only yesterday. But at the same time you can watch the rise of the whole SRS circle jerk 80's style by navigating the news reader to net.women The LANGUAGE is not sexist. Try educating people, not making trivial changes to language. The former is much harder but much more likely to have positive effects. There are many theories maintaining that one's view of the world is created by one's language. Maybe they are only partly correct, but witness the change in overall attitudes that has happened in this country since words such as kike/nigger/wop have fallen into such low regard, even disuse (I find it difficult to even type them). At one time such words were commonly used in even "polite" circles. These words are not used, but still have the same meanings. This is a result of educating people -- the language is the same as it was. Adding non-sexists pronouns or changing "chairman" is making a change to the language. Your argument supports the quotation you were trying to attack. If you want to study the affect of language on sexism, look at Sweden (with a sexist language and relativly non-sexist culture) with various Arab states (with non-sexist pronouns in their language and sexist cultures). B.J. Herbison-BJ@Yale decvax!yale-comix!herbison-bj LOL @ this coming from a BJ. And of course some elitest school like Yale. I can't say that I'm surprised. I had downloaded the usenet "tapes" that this guy uses, and I think I posted it on here before but we should have a countdown to the first vintage crawfordian meltdown usenet post. Of course the reaction to the tiananmen square massacre was classic, with gold bars & chocolate bars to bring them down. Looking outside the kitchen window into the heart of China, I have to wonder how much of that gold & chocolate has changed things in China. Hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know All my AAPL stuff is in the US, but I couldn't buy anything in Kanuckistan, nor can I in either communist China, nor in Liberated Ding Dong. That said, I do want a new Mac Pro. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it looks too unambitious. how is this going to fund a new yacht? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kinky$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah I'm pretty sure she isn't that naive, but is trying to ham it up as I think she is embarrassed about what she has done in her past.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't blame the writer he's just a victim of the whole rape culture. also horsecock. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so like I've been seeing this Cantonese girl for Over two months now. Sye makes less sense to me today than she did years ago. Where is Sye from? Taiwan??? maybe n057's evil twin for all I know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah pretty sure she isn't American, and neither am I. And neither of us are from Quebec, so that is a plus as well. maybe if you stabilize one day, you should experience life outside of the western world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no; I had Nashville diskettes too, there should have been a 97. Also it won't kick out csv? I still use 97 myself... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got to be a field nigger today so my future wife has this gig where she resells expensive watches to clueless mainlanders and a modest markup. she does it mostly for making contacts in the mainland to get access to their factories to produce knockoff shite to sell to westerners at trade shows. surprisingly it works well. So anyways she met with the wife of one of the factory guys today, and wanted me to tag along to carry their bags for this insane shopping trip. I always wondered where the economic strength of 'MERIKA went to, and wow, just fucking wow. This woman had a big coach purse with a brick of $1000 HKD notes (about $120 USD a pop) and she easily spent $50k today if not more. In the middle of this shopping frenzy (instead of a 'factory outlet' type thing, I swear they have malls here that charge 5x, or 20x retail..) she mentioned that she would like me to meet her youngest son, and possibly tutor him. She was also pretty insistent on me flying out to her place at a later date, all expenses paid, etc etc. I can't tell if I'm going to be upgraded to a house nigger, or if this is some kind of elaborate trap. The whole thing is honestly quite bizarre. the later part has me more worried. although china is what america will be with more internal borders, and all that shit, I don't think I can get a visa to go to her fabulous home. well not now anyways. I'm more so thinking she is the typical rich person, that talks to a lot of people about doing all kinds of things to sweeten them up, curry favour, and really never follows up on much of anything. I guess stay tuned for details???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny thing to me is that everyone seems to have their own version of how to read palms, and chinese women love to do this shit.. they all say one common thing that my hands are large, powerful, and I have the right lines for having an intense sex drive.. It sounds all self fulfilling to me though, but what do I care? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some are gold most are not. The cheap watches are $8,000 USD going up to a few hundred thousand. honestly I don't get the appeal of an analog device costing more than a good sports car. Then again the speed limit on the "highway" here is insanely low, and there isn't really anywhere to go/hide. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hmmm I've driven bunch of nice cars and really the bmw m3 was good enough, everyone else is just pissing in the wind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me came here for nigerly advice not disapointed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I jerked off behind the giant buddha. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as a matter of fact... yeah. well no. first she says she isn't but then some crazed old lady blabled to her for 20 minutes and gave her some book and now she's rethinking the whole thing. even though the whole fortune stick thing has failed miserably 3x now it hasn't deterred her. I think (hope) it is more about tradition than anything else. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow so shocking! religious nutjobs with guns in the mountains are all secretly gay. I never would have guessed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it would be worse to remember and reflect from time to time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll just call my mom make sure she is doing ok. It was weird leaving my dad on the dining room table, but that is where she wanted him. He's right behind the chair he used to sit in, waiting to die. My mother always used to rant that once a spouse dies, the other isn't too far behind if they are deeply connected. When my father passed, she did mention that she wanted to die right there with him so they'd be together. Somehow I doubt she'll make the two years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so what colour say would a nice cup of hot tea be? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not repeatedly but yeah. I usually go deaf thought. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me havent done that in months more so jerking off with a vaginal aide... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me right now she prefers Mrs Griffith BUt fuck toy wasnt far off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its been two months+ so yeah... For gay5's sake I drilled her 3x today... Oh and we are doing the marriage thing in just over a month. yay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we are just signing paper My mom can't be passed to make it, nor my real life friends.. But honestly I'm not surprised. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I was afraid of that too. so far I haven't been able to go longer than 20 hours... And that was because we were on a plane.. no wait, she did give me a partial hand job, and I did finger her.. although neither of us climaxed. 15 hours on a plane was hell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I still have to wonder if she is just a baby crazy lesbian the way she acts some times... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fear.. yeah sometimes she does act like she is afraid of being with me, but can't stay away.. moth+candle I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ice..... Water.... Or neat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me barely During the day she cries we fuck too much, and I give her too many orgasms. But when I'm banging her she can't get enough. I even got her a vibrator to stimulate herself when I'm fucking her and she loves it.... Then is appalled by the whole thing.: Oh she also sucks cock like a pro, I don't care if she is a slut, as long as she is mine.... The innocent act is funny and or tiring. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bsd 3 was first on vax With dynamic memory, 4.0 with performance fixes, 4.1 first with networking betas and FFS, 4.2 with Bill joy tcpip.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me RPG was just a bunch of punch cards really fucking boring. at one time people could easily make 100k to support those things. but in the mid 1990's this internet thing happened, and nobody wanted to remain on dec 10's and IBM 4140's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so apparently I set a trend so if you want to be free from 'MERIKA, come to Hong Kong. later today we are going to the .gov here to see what papers we need to shuffle to get married. yay..? MOTHER FUCKER! She was all drooling over my PS3, which although it was stamped 110v 60Hz only works fine on 220v just fine. I'm getting a prenup for the dash. It can be cremated with me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i have to wait 7 years for residency!!! Holy shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'm just waiting for america to liberate HK from the Chiners. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I did see some 7day avengers here and some jehova witness... but no j00z. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he wanted to be found simple as that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking cert expired again jesus rusty, april 9th. dont you get a web 1.0 pity certificate or something? probably died from the aidz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she was 10 days late so no children. but at least we've been having sex daily for seven weeks now. yay. a few days ago we went to some big store out here, The Bay.. a woman's small bikini bottom fell off her. the tops were way too big. however a medium in the 8-12 children's section fit nicely. I used to think it was super creepy when they sell two piece swimsuits to children, but now I realize it is for Asian women. In Canada Came here to watch dad die, but he is dead now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Thanks Funny thing is all the clothes are made in China ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure we'll travel just mostly to china. although im thinking she caught the NA bug. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me been fucking a girl She just had her period, albeit 7 days late. Now she wants to fuck without condoms. But doesn't want a quick marriage either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why? Why? Why? I too saw the matrix why are we chasing the white rabbit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pulmonary hypertension not so treatable if the Dr's are fucking idiots. Also this was more so why is trane a fucking idiot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I'll be there. ill be expected to not swear, and have something eloquent to say. I dont think I can pull that one off though. the last time I saw him, he would wake up early and sit out in the living room and stare off into space like he was waiting to die. I just never realized it was going to be so soon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it is kind of depressing more so that the dr's refused to give a diagnosis, my dad figured it out with google two years ago.... the real shame is that he just was shuttled around to various dr's who did nothing but waste time... he did nothing with his last two years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just wanted to say thanks to gay5 Thanks for not being ticklish assholes, but real humans. Or was that the troll, being decent when it was unexpected? I'm Going to take her to Niagara.. Maybe talk her into a quick marriage with a followup Chinese one. Also trane is an unimaginative, tired and boring fucktard. FUck you trane. Im taking my fathers ashes and going to seed them all over the world. He will be everywhere while you are busy masturbating In a public park. I may cash out my savings bonds and take next year off too. Fuck work. he really is a child trying so badly to sit with the adults unable to tell when it is appropriate to fart, or not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thankfully we won't be entering the USA So we won't have to deal with customs. We are just going to pay respects to dad, go shopping and head back. Kiss...... (keep it simple) she is dead set on doing the China thing anyways ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks I'll tell her that just to make sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me help I hooked up with a chiner girl... Why Cantonese so hard???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh &#26080;&#32842;&#30340;&#37326;&#29482; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me visas are easy. they only cost money The hard thing is I won her over in the first second we met. I'm not sure about her parents... I don't know if she even mentioned the ghost living with her... In other news she has been complaining that her nipples are more sensitive to play, and the position she likes most she just told me she read about in a book about sex for pregnant couples... and her period should have started four days ago. Damn. But truth be told I couldn't be happier. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I kknow And she is so good. Im the fucking devil here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me from experience you don't want to know Esp when you realize your birth certificate was filled six weeks after you were born as the experts were wrong. THe same experts I'm going to push 400,000 USD into making sure they never practise medicine ever again. I'm going to come down on them like black rain after a fucking nuclear bomb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me even the gay tv show people make fun of hongkonese Who can't do all seven. Jesus I'm darned to sound like a retarded. At least my children will do me proud. Or I'll fucking disown them. And I'll tell them that all the time. Even a ghost can be a shifty Asian parent. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the fuck? What wrong drug they got you on now??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ho Lee fuk That should be your name ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as expected dad passed. In the end, well he just wanted it to end. The weird thing was, after he died, he was smiling. I could reflect more, but I wont. I'm just not in the mood. Sorry. you can't be male Otherwise why don't you make sense? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I guess it is a sign we are getting older... every king has his reign and then he dies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is it I can understand her chinglish But I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about? What province are you from, Sye? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sega CD model 1? God damn it! You knew I'd bite ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive had both but the model 1 looks cooler. even if it is a finicky piece of shit. I'll be taking mine with me back to HK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so for the past week my mom &dad have been telling Me not to return to Canada as everything is fine. So while having sex the phone rings. It must be bad as they never call me My dad isn't expected yo live through the night. Im kind of mad as I had just offered to fly out yesterday , but they kept on saying it wasn't nesicary. So yeah, he is going to die and I'm having sex with a hot Chinese girl.... That may or may not be pregnant with my kid. Im guessing they don't want me near my blood sucking grandmother... I'll probably Fuck up the inheritance. Oh well I'm just taking a post sex shit updating gay5. Kill me. it was entertaining My gf, whomever saw any trek moviesvwanted to see this one. And she enjoyed it. much so we rented the other jj Abramson one. She loved that too. Nerds forget that trek died. Nobody was watching the cannon movies. And that movies should be entertaining. Tl ;DR. We were entertained. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me had a condom misshap Came so hard inside her the thing slid off... It's just under two weeks since her period... So yeah this will be a long two week wait... Last night she said she didn't want to have sex for the two weeks... But that didn't last this morning, as we fucked like crazy this morning. Time to shower and go to the beach. it doesn't bother me at all Actually I hope she is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember fen? That is all this was, transhumanisim in action. She is a NWO shill, just showing that she can go beyond the meat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me going to see the New trek movie I'm taking a shit first, and thought I'd say hi. So far life has been great, sure we are in the honeymoon phase but all is well... Just wish I didn't have diahreah... Oh yeah, movies here have assigned seats. Nicer ones even serve booze. Not beer but liqour. it is hard enough getting inside her normally I don't see anal as an option. Like really the first time she was in tears, when we had sex. And I was going very slow.. And even used extra lube. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more so I'm just reinforcing Asian stereotypes Also the condoms are tight as fuck, so far I've climaxed 2 times just a minute after putting one on.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes her and the hooker are tight as hell. also small the first time I was reaching for her gspot, I'm pretty sure I was putting my finger in her cervix... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I've seen The lost boys as well ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me slashdot tackles the software problem http://ask.slashdot.org/story/13/05/11/1939217/ask-slashdot-how-do-you-deal-with -programmers-who-have-not-stayed-current ageism, racism, concurrency, threading (without mutexes?) and no mention of queues. Also while shaving this afternoon (slept in the whole morning) I noticed more grey & white hairs.. Since I'm with this girl who is 10 years younger, I have to get rid of it somehow... anyone ever use some of those hair dye things? actually she shaved it all off as she wanted a non oriental guy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think the new trek comes out this week? its not in hong kong yet anyways went to the movies yesterday, and nothing of interest was playing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Indigo Girls? wow Egil, just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me God dammit The chiners blocked all your links. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can you even get a passport or Survive a 14 hour flight? Then again I don't think I'd invite any k5 types... You'd be out of your element. Also I'm back in HK away from the American made internet freedom filters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was back when you were functionally insane. now you have a criminal record, and I'm quite sure that other nations will reject you. You see the world isn't too big on americans, and especially americans with a criminal record. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not advise Advice? Whatever, just an update. so what is a Drexel? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no, no, plenty. usually in the AM if that helps, today she wound up being five hours late for work. oops. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me del, I'll cut down smoking if you are willing to drink less Well, what is in it for me in the long run? what do you mean? how long do you want me to not drink as much? Forever. Does this mean you want to be together.... Forever? Like marriage? Yes, I don't want you to leave Me neither Ok Let's get married. She called in sick. We've been together just over 2 weeks and she basically just proposed. Hilarity ensues, no doubt. 10pm here is 10am EST! So yeah... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its... complicated. we are going to start the ball next week as I have to send for some forms to prove who I am, then another to say that I haven't been married before. she has to do the same. then it has to get announced for something like three weeks, which anyone can object, with proof we've been married or whatever. after that we have 90 days to complete the deal. and they say hong kong is the easier place to get married. I also have to give her family a roast pig, $9,999 HKD, a box of tobacco, and a bunch of other stuff. The good news is that I don't have to pay the DeBeers tax. The bad news is that I'll have to pay for the wedding. Which to be honest I'd rather it be this way, I don't see how forking over money for a lump of carbon is worth the time or effort. And also fuck South Africa, and the bullshit diamond trade. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what I hate is that I already know that none of my parents wont make it, and my friends are just so fucking unadventerious there is no way they could possibly think about going further than 5 miles out of their way. So its going to be a billion of her friends/family. awkward. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have a feeling that if we held it anywhere but South China, Macau or Hong Kong, none of her friends/family could make it. They are all poor people living the american dream of just getting by. met more of her friends today, they said she should marry me while I'm here.. so that was a positive endorsement. only one has been a total bitch, refusing to be in the same restaurant as me. And we'd never even met before. I guess she's just jealous I'm going to steal her friend away.... and she's right. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with a 20 ft pole. poll? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you juggle excuses pretty well lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow that was gay Even Egil wouldn't have dreamt of this faggotry! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me makes me glad to be in Hong Kong All the food here is imported from abroad. Nobody will import shit from China, as the chiners come here to avoid the Chinese food. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mba and mandarin Math and science are an utter waste of time those have all been outsourced ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who what? lol @ the american flag on the thing, seriously America is so fucked up, going to fucking communist China seems far more sane. good by america, you were once a great nation, now you are just a joke. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me today I should be flying out to Japan instead we are looking at a new bed, because we kind of killed the old one. not that it was in great shape anyways. Oh and I don't know what I'm doing here either. I guess I'll play this out to its natural conclusion of me having to leave in the middle of the night. Sometimes I think this whole thing is one of those, better to be lonely together than really alone. frankly bored of white girls And their white ways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it isn't terribly comfortable After spending a weekend on a resort with a fantastic western bed, this old tired thing has to go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine with me I could use an anchor baby ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me even better!! Some Palm reading Scam person read my hand and the first thing they mentioned was that I have an extraordinary sexual prowess.. $100 HKD well spent! So late last night she did the I love you thing. Hold on to your butts! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the real joke is that the 'officials' and outraged were all children of the 1960's. seriously it was ok for them to do this kind of thing, but not the kids of today. fuck the boomers, I hope they all die early with medical care being withheld by their black jesus figure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look @ a calendar they happen in six week intervals. just saying. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing but shattered dreams. I hope to never return. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it isn't like those hookers will gut & skin themselves! ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trouble with your techsupport lover? lolz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me without a doubt She is HR material ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I always though the idea was to demonstrate that you are a decent person, so that way people would want to have any kind of interaction with you (even a simple thank you is nice), but not as a toll for sex. If I was going to fuck everyone I held the door open for, it'd be such a low bar, and frankly the chase makes it far more fun/interesting anyways. Then again, I'm hardly surprised, the family has all but been obliterated, it isn't like young boys have any kind of father figures around, and the substitutes on TV are piss poor losers at best. Although if you want some 'real' fun, just kiss a girl in public and watch all the interracial haters come out. Un fucking believable... I'll have to try not to get lynched out here. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me compliments and alcohol Work pretty well for me... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes & no first five weeks people treated me like something they found under a rock. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So yeah, it has nearly been a week... since I met her.. Oh yeah she's a new chick. Met her at some bar in SOHO. I hate the image of meeting someone and just being something like that love at first sight... We just talked the first night, then the second she came back to the yacht with me.. and we've spent every night together since. I don't know what she sees in me, but I'm not complaining. I blew off the Japanese chick during her last drama meltdown, and she told me she would just block me if I didn't reply, etc etc and it is funny threatening someone with no contact when the other person isn't communicating. It must be something lost in translation. but here we are a week later, and I've moved into her place, and she introduced me to her friends and coworkers.. She has a sales job selling cheap Chinese shit all over the world which isn't too surprising. Since she is from China part of her job is traveling to China to inspect factories, along with the sales stuff. She also likes to hustle watches, although that is a disaster in the wings... You can't broker some 30-150k USD watch if you can't afford to eat one or two. But that's her issue not mine. So my vacation has taken a weird twist with me hanging out at her place while she is off to work, then joining her later for dinner and going to some hotel or something... I almost feel like a housewife out here. lol Oh yeah one weird observation.. she smokes menthols, and I think the menthol has permeated her body, much like how curry works on Indians. Its been so .. strange. and fun. there is more to tell, k5 material but it'll have to wait for another day. even if he could get a passport And he didn't sleep in and miss the flight by 36 hours, could he make a 14 hour flight?? naturally he'd have a crawfordian meltdown in customs... I just wonder if he'd get prison time here, or get deported on another 14 hour flight... The mind simply reels!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1FP would wank again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah Worse is I don't mind ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah that was last night She just says cute strong and gentle... Whatever I'm not complaining ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude! Tomorrow when we get back to her place I'm going to ask her how mailing addresses work and I'm going to order another dash. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me built a game pc in Hong kong Paid the extra $15 HKD for 7. Think you have to be delusional to like 8. ALso notice how quiet people are about Windows RT.. Lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes Walter Yes the world has gone crazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me raep culture 1 in 3, yo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I feel honored And terrified ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2nd on lexx for it being sex driven and weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me went back and saw her again got her back to my place fucked until the next day and went out for dinner. good times. good times. Oh she doesn't like to kiss in public so I didn't fuck it up. ducked up a kiss Friend zoned again But enjoying employee discount booze...! Ha! A good drunk is more important Duck women I know As is the 30% employee discount. t I'd rather have cheap booze! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news faggots! Met an available chick! Let's see how I can duck that up. At least she knows I'm an alcoholic not sure havent called them in a while. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me android wont let me say fuck. its spellcheck doesn't like swearing.. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ice tea Before he became a corporate whore. What a fucking wanker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck fucking hell spent the day talking to the maid. she's a closeted lesbian but still kind of funny. but yeah it'll be friday tomorrow.. and all I can think about is scoring another hooker. fuck. the crazy jap phoned all woe is me, and too bad there isn't more guys like me, such a shame im leaving etc yeah whatever. instead i just want to get laid and she just blows me off that it'll be too complicated and too bad for her. sheesh. what ever happened to casual sex.? also shit, I though they treated philipina's filipina? whatever people like shit, they pay the malasians 1/4 minimum wage! and if they have kids over here they just deport everyone. holy shit its more american than america! they have straight up slavery and none of this you live here you are entitled, everyone is on edge. LOfuckingL. too bad the chiners will eat this fucking place, when they reclaim Taiwan. Even N057 knows the winds are a changing. she is cute no denying that. and she is bubbly around me all nice, then always saying she is too shy, too embarrassed or too anything to do anything. That guys chase after her all the time and she is always running away. While she was telling me this she was sitting at the galley table, and started to build a cushion fort around her as she was too embarrassed to confess anything without barricading herself first. She also prefers jobs with children as she gets all flustered being around adults. I don't know what happened to her as a kid, but for some reason she loves to tell me all these fucked up stories of finding dead people in places here, and other fucked up shit. And it was funny how she blushed bright red talking about how her parents were convinced she was a lesbian as she likes big trucks, fixing engines, doing electrical work. And how her parents wanted her to be some kind of authority type figure as they didn't want her to be a sissy lesbian. I thought she'd catch fire under all those cushions talking about this kind of thing. If I was going to be here longer it'd be funny to find her a girlfriend, but I can tell she'd just run off being too her. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol it'd be funny but she's barricading herself at home saying she doesn't want to meet as it'll "hurt too much when I leave" ... I don't know I almost don't think it is my place to really get that involved.. I'm not HST. The american showed up again from the cat funeral.. so there is always that train wreck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah she's from the philippines. And she doesn't look butch at all, long hair dresses in short shorts, and a too tight of a tee showing off her larger than typical breastests. But then this is her now. As she described herself she was always wanting to be masculine, but now she is being super femme. She's 35, I think it is more biological clock tick tocking away. Although I don't think she could embrace someone, let alone have sex with them. Whatever happened in her childhood it fucked her up in a major way. But I guess that is the ultimate takeaway here (fucking business idiots were around me, as much as I hate picking up their vernacular), never married single people in their mid thirties and beyond are fucked up. I should know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some black guy should say MDC Don't care about Blastar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if the machine gun guy or russian malfia dont get Him it'll be a long long while until he falls into AA and tries to make amends. this is what drugs do to people. If he could he'd have you homeless and committed to make him feel more special treatment like and less of an asshole . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hire a hooker I swear the convince factor alone is killer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 9 weeks It should be six but he doesn't hold himself to timetables all too well. Plus he doesn't have speed yet, we are just at the phase where everyone agrees. He is at least 2-3 week's to some smack then the essays will flow, the police the ignorant mother fuckers, the frantic 911 calls about who knows what and then sweet incarceration. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the software problem. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So while I was sleeping http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/15/explosion-reported-near-finish-line-boston- marathon-spokesman-says/ 3 dead so far. yeah this is going to end well. I dont have access to a TV so I can only guess who is to blame. I'd make a poll but I'm still waking up. shit. I changed my mind after some coffee, and had pasted in some witty thing, then .. fucked that up some how. fucking cellular wifi on a boat is kind of spotty so when I reloaded... Oh well whatever. Instead of assessing blame, the question should be where are we going to invade next. There has been a bunch of troops prepositioned in Australia for a while, maybe we are going to take Java? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poll! jesus I'm more tired than I had thought. The boat lost power last night.. well most of the marina did, it was humid as fuck didn't sleep so well. so this is me jumping the gun when it doesn't matter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Are you kidding me? Boston rocks!. Fuck the police! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah expanding the war on crazy and the war on guns, veterans and everyone else. I'm so glad I left. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont get the fake outrage Democrats murder citizens, hold them without trial and nobody cares. Plus they kill a shit load of muzzies as well. So yea the American solution is to kill more brown people. Colour me surprised. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The real question on the tip of your tounge should be who do we invade when a Saudi goes rogue? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and alpha-whores well it is pronounced that way, but spelt more like alfajores. Plus it is what Thatcher would have wanted. RIP ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh egil ! I would be the one throwing up on the side walk, after keying some prices Porsche, while trying to pick up the arresting officer. Chicks in police uniforms are hot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You feel so good! the philippina hooker started to shout over and over, as she was riding my cock. She then started to tense up like a board then started to quiver. "fuck!" she was panting hard as her body was shaking. It was as if she was having a seizure. Just as her pussy was convulsing around me. I slowed my rhythm and she started to cry. "what have you done to me? I've never felt like this before!". she kissed me, as I started to speed up sending her into another orgasim. But she was lying. It is part of her job, I know she says this kind of thing to everyone. How did I get to this point of taking k31's advice? maybe best to backup some in Saturday Saturday was a nice day, especially compared to the last few weeks of the seemingly endless rain. I'd gone out to Central Hong Kong, thinking of somewhere else to go, but Central is a great place to get to other places. My phone chirps off, and it's the Japanese psycho wanting to talk. Like an idiot I took the call. She started to explain he situation, and it is weirder than I had though as she isn't married, but rather she has been carrying on this long-term affair with a married guy in Hong Kong. "You don't understand, he's a celebrity here. No a legend." Then she drops the expected bomb that she is in love with me. And the follow up: "Why can't I have a man like you in my life?" And it pretty much went south from there. So fuck it, there was some bar next to me so like a k5 champ I decided to get drunk! I have a bunch of drinks at this place, some American engineer wants to talk, but nothing interesting chit chat.. He's from Jersey City, more good times from the old city as of course everyone close by only knows New York. I get tired of this after a while and jump to another bar. It is loud, tropical themed, and LOTS of people there. I kind of like the place, the girls that work there are dressed up in the stereotypical sexy catholic school girl uniforms. This Filipino girl approaches me, as I'm busy getting drunk, but is being all nice to me. She is wearing a strange outfit, from high heels, short white shorts and a sweater & scarf. She is beaming all happy smiles and wanting to talk. What are you doing here, where do you work, can you buy me a drink. The usual bullshit. Normally I don't buy people drinks but for some reason I made the exception this time. She then motions me that she wants to dance. Now I can't dance to save my life, but you know booze and depression add in some attractive girl and what have I got to lose? She pulls me in, and whispers in my ear. "I am the prostitute" "Oh" I say. Normally I'd just have walked away at this point. But for some reason I didn't. I really don't know why. Instead I come up with this great plan. "I'm hungry let's go eat!" And off we went to this super exciting restaurant that is the hallmark of international Asian cuisine. Subway. We order some subs and sit down and talk, but more so about general life, the whole bird flu in China, North Korea getting ready to kill everyone.. Got to stay topical Del, I tell myself. At least things she has heard of. Or might have heard of. After we finish eating we stop by one of the many 7-11's and pick out a bunch of beers & condoms and head off for one of the hourly hooker hotels. We climb up the stairs to only find out it is full. I guess that isn't a surprise it is Saturday night afterall. A few more blocks, and we find one. It is $1,100 HKD for a `long term' stay. 12 hours. I pay and we are instructed to go up another flight, and someone will show us to our room. The stairway is bright and clean, unlike what I had expected. There is a Buddha statue in the corner of the stairway and like a tool I pet his stomach for good luck. We get to the top of the stairs and a Chinese woman opens the door to this hallway of dozens of identical looking black doors down this brightly lit hallway. A maid comes by telling us to wait two minute! Until they clean up the room. Then we are let in. And I have to say, that by Hong Kong standards the place was remarkably clean and big. There is a TV and of the four channels it gets one is the local 24-hour news channel, two porn channels and some kind of movie is playing. I turn off the TV. We start drinking, and she is keen to know why I'm here with her, and wanting to know just how jealous or mad my girlfriend of wife will be. She is smiling about the prospect of being that other girl. So I start to tell her some condensed version of my life, I know it is boring to her as it would be to anyone else, but after a few minutes, she finishes her first beer, and opens another one. The bottle opener the hotel kindly provided breaks, so I twisted it off for her. "Okay, let's have sex now!" I bemoan that from all the alcohol and the way I'm feeling I'm just not in the mood for sex. She lounges around on the bed, and then tells me the story of her life, how she made her way here all the jobs she holds down, and how she likes to pick up guys on the weekend for sex and easy money. I laugh and open another beer. With that pretty much said, I finish my drink, she stripped down to underwear and said she was going to nap for a little bit, then take off and if I'd have a problem with that? She'd wake me and I can pay her for her time etc etc. I kick off my jeans turn off the lights and slip into the bed. It is surprisingly relaxing. She then pressed herself against me, and I just held her in bed. I don't know what is more messed up but it felt better than being with the psyho Japanese girl. I'm not sure who started what, it probably was her, but soon enough she is pushing down my underwear and rolling a condom on me. We had sex, she was at least pretending to be satisfied, and after I came she was resting besides me. I don't know what it was, but from there things went crazy. We had sex over and over and over in all kinds of different ways. The used condoms were piling up until the box was empty. The hotel provided some condoms thankfully so the party didn't end. After her orgasim I held her as she was saying just how incredible that had felt and she'd never came while having sex. I still don't know if she was lying or what. As I held her, I was amazed, as her body temperature was getting so hot. We were sweating like crazy under the blanket so we kicked it off. We kissed for a while, then after what felt like twenty minutes I could feel myself getting hard again. "Do you want to go again" "YES!" She enthusiastically shouted, and I put on the last condom in the room. After a minute of me pounding away at her, she started to scream out "So good!" Over and over. She then flipped me so she could ride on top and was bouncing around like crazy. I pinched her nipples and she was grunting like a wild animal. She started to orgasm again. This time she started to intensely grind her pelvic bone into mine like crazy. She was chanting over and over "so good!".. A few more minutes and I couldn't hold back anymore and I came yet again. I don't know if I even had anymore semen to even ejaculate at this point it was more so I couldn't stand the sensation of her grinding her clitoris into me. With the condoms all exhausted just as we were, we were just spooning on the bed waiting to cool down, for the rooms air-conditioning to return us to normalcy. She got up and set an alarm for 1pm, and then we slept. I didn't sleep as soundly as I would have liked, but it was nice to be with someone. 1pm came all to early. She was still glowing about last night. We showered and left the room. On the way out she said it was so incredible she wouldn't even bother charging me. But she didn't want to leave just yet, and if I'd have brunch with her. So we went to some Thai place, and she picked up the tab. The food was ok, nothing too spectacular, but it was edible. After that we walked through a park, holding hands being somewhat together. She kept going on about how amazing I was, and how could `my girlfriend' possibly not want to be with me all the time. I don't know I think she was just patronizing me. After a while she said she had to go home. I walked her to her station and we said goodbye. So Yeah. That was my Saturday night. I know she wasn't really that interested, as she'd have asked for my cellphone number. I guess I wasn't either as I didn't ask for hers. yeah Blame Hemingway or King. Then again writing about something that just happened isn't too inspiring. I almost should flesh out the thing there is almost a story in there. I just never thought of myself writing this kind of stuff. Or living it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought about adding that in there as the finale to the whole thing, or some line about charging her. .. but it wouldnt do the memory justice. Although she was kind of annoyed that I'd worn her out so bad there is no way she could try to pick up another guy on Sunday. But then again I was so exhausted all I did was get back to the boat, nap write this and go to sleep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dance floor I forget if it should have been two or three thousand dollars. So instead it cost me some beer & the room. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks! I'm just throwing my life away for the glory of k5. And you aren't even entertained. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me had sex The rest doesn't matter ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dear Customer, The dashTM network will be unavailable due to scheduled maintenance on Friday, April 12th from 3 p.m.-7 p.m. EDT. During the outage period, your dash device will not be able to access or update content, and you will not be able to log in to the MyDash website on your PC to activate devices or manage account settings. Once the maintenance is complete, you may then need to unplug and then reconnect your dash to access the network services. You can also check the current status of the maintenance, by clicking here. We thank you very much for your continued loyalty to dash and Sony. Team Dash well I guess we can confirm their email blasts work, unlike their unboxed units. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy fuck! I got mine for... Sony HID-C10 Dash Personal Internet Viewer (110395612428) Paid on Dec-12-11 Price: $54.99, Qty: 1 $54.99 Got to love the black market! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I couldn't see spending that much which is why I must have bought it used in 2011. but it does sing/dance provided you have the right firmware. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if it can't play this, for a wakeup noise, then yes you have missed out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was just lighting candles awaiting his return, and posting of warp life's source code. wait I don't know which is the bigger waste of time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's finally not raining But it sure as fuck was all last night. The French guy and his troop finally left so I could finally rest in peace. But it rained like crazy so I drifted off to the sound of the rain pelting the deck... Then at 1 am I was awakened by a text Good lord. I ignored it... But they kept on chiming through. I set the phone to silent and went back to sleep. Well that was easy enough. Some cocksocket went racing by the yacht and woke me up as the boat was violently shaking around. I checked my phone to see what time it was, and the messages were from a friend in Italy wanting to know some silly IDE disk query thing about geometry. I reply, then like channeled crazy she texts me some weird crap about being tired but wanting to say hi. That I ignore.. I send off some small assembly program to ask an old disk how many cylinders it has. She texts again saying how she had to visit family and all tiring etc. I just replied I'm too tired and ill call tomorrow... So yeah ... Whatever. I never was good at breaking off shit. I picked up farewell to arms. I never read it before. But Hemingway was an hero, in the sense he blew his head off with a shotgun. If that isn't k5 I don't know what is. Maybe I'll meet up with her for sex again I don't know. I'td be nice if the sun would at least come out. it sure as hell feels like it rains 24x7 It isn't right now. For 20 minutes the sun even shone through. The boat maintenance woman was talking to hours at lenght about being a servant in HK. Shit is funny as hell. I imagine Mexicans say the same shit in the states. The best part is that she has a degree... in criminology. Lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Gold depositors can't meet orders The bubble in gold is that most if what is traded doesn't even exist. Bigger scam is they charge to warehouse it, but clearly they don't hold any at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That's funny Combine that with the lone gunmen pilot... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how could it possibly go wrong? after all, we spared no expense! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yeah that escalated quickly So after getting back to the boat, she texts me that she is incredibly depressed that I'll be leaving soon. and that the "other guy" (code for husband) must love her, but he doesn't show it. Then she goes on about what love means to her (sacrifice) and how she feels loved when she is with someone who pays attention and a sense of security. then hits me with the whole "life is tough and meaningless without love" bit.. She then takes some sleeping pill and says good night. Today she is just depressed, and apparently can't sleep. And I really can't help because clearly I'm the one that is fucking it all up for her. Shit. I think she's fallen for me. she is ignoring me now anyways I can't "cheer her up" as I wont always be here for her. Oh well I tried. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no apparently nobody has seen this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me grandiose as always Hi Egil! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yeah i asked her out to dinner an hour ago She wanted the website of the place but it doesn't render on iPhones. Huh. She has to pick her digs up or something. Did I mention she has a car? Nice one too. Only the super wealthy have cars on HK island. Said it cost 1,000,000 too. Hopefully this means she can pay ... Lol unless she is on a tighter leash than the dogs. I may give her 45 min to reply then just bail. Weather has been shit and I've been having a constant headache. Maybe its cancer. The final relief I crave. dogs still at barbers Sucker still getting drunk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dogs yes. fucking spellcheck. we had dinner, and made out in her mercedes. she couldn't stay over tonite, too many ... "complications" ... but in two days she says we can do it again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like iDVD & Garage band they are great for taking rifftrax audio, and ducking them onto the original sound track so you get a great experience... Or normalizing the audio so you can hear people talk, and explosions don't blow your speakers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me microsoft word Fuck those GPL hippies! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who cares Kings have their reign, and die. empires collapse all the time. Do you hear that Sye? That is the sound of inevitably. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god fucking dammit!!!! I swear to fucking God this price of fucking shit Toshiba Regza T01D is fucking driving me insane! And God help me I need gay5 help. So okay the fucking turd set me back $133 so I'm not crying but I need a fucking Droid that: * has usable batter life. The Toshiba's two hours don't cut it. * semi current version of assdroid * quadband operation, I plan on visiting more nations and region/carrier locked stuff is just no good! * bonus if you can buy accessories So from reading online the google nexus phone was a bust. Low quawand shit battery life. Everyone here has various Samsung phones, but are they really happy with them? ? I don't think so or at least people who speak English say they crash all the time aand feel like cheap plastic toys. Sony looks cool but they have 15+ models for sale in Asia, with seemingly no difference except for the highend Z model. I saw the blackberry z10 and its mapping software was even worse than Microsoft's .. I know it is that bad. So why do I want an android phone? First for Google maps it just works in foreign places and the public transit is top notch no matter what country. The second is Google translate. You can download the language packs and even use it offline. It is fucking awesome (and free!) Microsoft and RIM have nothing that can even touch it. So... What is a good phone? what kind of battery life do you get? And damn that is the thing the size of an iPad mini right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sadly enough There lies the utter failure of androids mass fragmentation. Much like Linux it is such a terrible user experience.. I just wish some. Cn phone would bury some giant battery in a phone. I hate tethering to some externjal DC pack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all I know about Moto is that they Hired Guy Kawasaki, pre announced some awesome stuff, but not until 2015 or something.. So they hyped up and ozbourned themselves in one week. I'm sure goog is happy they bought them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oddly enough I haven't seen one moto in China or Hong Kong. Kind of hard to capture user share if they don't sell the things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah, fat battery packs! yeah that'll probably be the deal winner.... I had one for my iPhone and it was awesome, extra battery + case.. too bad apple is too region specific with their shit. And google translate won't let you download language packs, like you can on android. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bonus! The Japanese girl calls out of the blue wanting to meet. I go to where she said, in a bright green shirt. I see her across the way, but with another Guy. He's pissed off, even I can tell. She texts me next time... Fuck she's marred. Or something .. Ill never understand why the married ones always latch on to me or why I even go along. So Fuck it. Back where I started with another. Asahi super dry!.. it is a classy place too, jazz that sounds rehearsed and cashews... no peanuts. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i hate being the other guy The one that can do what others cannot; and yet when it comes down to it they always go back to the old. Like a broken pair of shoes at the end if the day women crave unchallenging familiar. Oh sure women crave change excitement in the unexpected but not too much. Maybe I'm just that. I don't see it in the mirror. Just the grays growing in & the consiquences of too many Asahais. Besides its a lot of work and in getting too old to really give a Fuck. Worst case ill die alone, suicide, blaming the $EMPIRE as my big toe fumbles with the trigger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you maje it sound more industrial Than it is... I Donno it just happens. I don't look for them they just find me... what I'm really scared of is that French twists wife. Yachts are small.. it was bad enough this am when she is out air drying her panties... 11pm. They should be asleep. I'm going to head to the Marina and lock myself in my room. Isn't that the "right thing" to do? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i donno id be pissed If my girl was all hot for an obtainable Guy... I don't know. If it feels wrong, then is it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me either way I'm not going down that hole again (with appologies to Freud) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10 minutes ago she texted me saying sorry she suddenly felt ill. ok the naive in me says she puked on the clearly upset guy that I saw. I'd be pretty fucking disgusted too if some random chick puked on me. the realist says it is 330AM in the god damned morning, and now is a 'clear time' to reach out to the other guy and keep him interested. I don't know, maybe I'll play along some more. I'll be gone at the end of the month, unless anything looks promising, but so far I'm on schedule to get the fuck out from one asian place to another. maybe Ill go to some Toshiba HQ building or something and burn this fucking cellphone there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah the planes trains and automobiles is so last century. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1:8 are ghengis khann offspring Rape culture you know! I think it bothers me more than anyone..... Like how many times does this keep happening? I'm just fighting destiny. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my sony dash worked great best alarm clock ever. I liked that it played shoutcast streams for 'radio' wakeup mode, that was awesome. But yeah it was pretty tits useless for anything else, really people watched youtube & netflix on it? 3.5 weeks and I'm in Japan and I guess it'll all be moot anyways. Japanese won't fucking sell phones to gaigen, but I still have my piece of shit Toshiba with DOCOMO POWER or whatever so it'll work. Nothing is particularly cheap out here anyways. The only question is where from here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't even have ridge racer. as much as I hate the fucking thing I guess I'll just tough it out with my shitty Toshiba. Samsung just seems to have rounded edges for easier anal insertion, but really I cant see any difference from one android set to another software wise. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh please! Only western white men rape, with their rape culture, a culture that actually raped 100,000+ people over an invasion in the east doesn't count, you aren't respecting their culture! Besides they had to rape the Chiners, they were backed into a corner! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me three buildings... everyone forgets WTC7. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poor topless guy bemoans the death of his people. Hard to imagine but before the age of LBJ welfare, there used to be a functional black community in America. It was the whites who were the ones doing back alley abortions, having children out of wedlock, and fucking around. It is amazing that in such little time, the family unit has been obliterated. The state is now the parent. Germany was the father, Russia was the mother, now America will be the everything. dont worry While others deny the Holocaust , we celebrate it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ayup! You attempted to reach www.kuro5hin.org, but the server presented an expired certificate. No information is available to indicate whether that certificate has been compromised since its expiration. This means Google Chrome cannot guarantee that you are communicating with www.kuro5hin.org and not an attacker. Your computer's clock is currently set to Tuesday, April 9, 2013 2:44:04 PM. Does that look right? If not, you should correct the error and refresh this page. You should not proceed, especially if you have never seen this warning before for this site. Funny it expired just over two hours ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me startling new rape culture info! New study, finds one in two women raped by muh cock! You know this place is getting out if hand. Come on guys turn that frown upside down! Why so serious, son? in other rape news http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/04/07/four-women-wanted-in-alleged-sex-assault -of-19-year-old-man-in-downtown-toronto/ in egils back yard! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'm sure emmigrating to more unwestern places must be taking off, since it is such a hell hole, no? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hitlor wad a cool guy He did assonate Adolf Hitler after all! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah ive read john titor too. Still dreaming of a Chinese preemptive first strike. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something unique about them Or something. I forget as it will end like the beanie baby crazy. Or the tulip bulb craze that started all this bullshit. at least you can (kind of) eat a tulip bulb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So yeah, remember when I had some killer chinese flu? the one that knocked me off my ass for a good while? well turns out there is some nasty shit going on in China, but thankfully it hasn't hit Hong Kong. yet. Although occasionally I still get a good fucking cough, I guess it is still lingering or some shit. Also, last night I got SO FUCKING HAMMERED. It was fun. Some realestate tycoon & a lawyer were buying free drinks. It never fails it always seems to be when I'm good and ready to leave and someone wants to talk, then they start paying for everything. We went to a few places, the lawyer is from the land of NOKIA, and laughed when I whipped out my Chinese POS phone. Then again he uses a Samsung. Go figure. Lots of drinks, lots of fucking drinks, then donner then off home. It was raining like a motherfucker too, and I got soaked. I got a taxi, but the driver just drove me to who the fuck knows where, and dropped me off nowhere. I tried another taxi, and another.. one of those nights, but finally I got him to drop me at the docks. sigh, using the same map, the same address, you have to love how you can get 3 different results. Then the fucking sampan woman charges me fucking $40 instead of the $10..!!!! As if that wasn't injustice enough, I get on the boat, and there is this French guy in a bathrobe staring at me. Turns out the other half of the boat was rented, so now I have 'neighbours'. Oh well. I went to lie down, but the doner came back to visit, and I puked my brains out. Kind of strange having to remember to 'prep' the toilet before I can flush, while puking. These things are not built for quick, and frequent uses. After that I showered and passed out HARD. Come afternoon and the weather was awesome, but I just read my book, enjoyed the sun, and had all my clothes hung up on the lines to dry. Trailer park living at its finest! Other than that shit, I didn't do much at all, went to town, had dinner, and headed back to the boat. That fish smoking fuckhead was there again tying up precious dock space. I don't get what the fuck his malfunction is, or why if he isn't offloading why he has to cockblock the dock. he is one of those old pervy guys 60 something with a mid twenties wife, and a small kid. I think I'm going to Macau so I can avoid them. They aren't that bad, but I don't think they need me around. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was already posted Faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we still miss 0xc0000005 He was our favorite access violation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that you'll never do it. and that it doesn't even exist. Besides Egil is back, so really. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds kinky even for here. who'd think you'd have it in you, being a deaf midget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh shit he really died. damn.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did nothing today well started to read an old stephen king book. god he is obsessed with the 1960's or something. Anyways for those of you craving pictures, I saw this. Although the writer is a bit of a douche, crying about weather and various other shit. I played it for a bit honestly fallout is more fun. fucking killing 30 people defending some encampment for some fucking potatoes and cabbage? yeah fucking awesome. I'll drink myself to another game. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wasted opertunity for an android ios fight, something out of the warriors. but more absurd. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it would be a good thing<sup>TM</sup> I'm tired of all this cold war pissing about, get it on already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me desiccated cabbage usually infested with bugs. really. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly the raep culture at work industrial nations are not allowed to have a 'people' anymore. silly girl! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me local DNS server and web server, become the update server. although what a SONY failure. too bad it worked great. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me software and developers... Japan was always happy to stay in Japan. The same reason why the pc98 and the x68000 never left their shores. And while Microsoft was making dos multinational, along with windows, nobody did the same at Hitachi or nec. China suffers the same problem. All their software is from abroad. the number one thing holding them back is the lack of an alphabet. oh sure Japan has 2, but for all the adult stuff its in Chinese. The lack of quick input devices has limited their market. god help us if there ever was a compelling Asian OS. Or languages. Ruby doesn't count something to rival C. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but they can suicide together at least they found the true meaning of k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was egily awaiting the eventual raep of Angelfish, then the abortion of the child, and the unfolding drama, ending in suicide. Or am I reading too far along into the script? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone ponied up the $5 and no doubt generated some google raep storm. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me slept in Dragged a comb over my head. looking up I noticed that time has no meaning, so I took a nap. Then I called the sampan, and headed out to a bar I'd been 2x before. everyone knew my name. all was well. I even got some free drinks. so now I'm just getting drunk. life is good. but soon I'll have to return to the boat.... but truth be told. I'd rather go to china. there is one thing I didn't mention about the boat. you can't flush TP. ugh. dont want to return just yet. chemical and mechanical i think. I just know paper fucks it up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it really isn't all that exciting. just a crapper with 3 buttons. the other toilet is manual though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah the three buttons are one for 'quick' which means piss. another for 'pre' as in to put in some water before you shit, and another 'post' after you shit, which runs in two phases. It sounds like a garbage disposal, which is probably what it is, mulching up my shit. god I'm happy I'm not a boat mechanic! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no idea! I don't even know what model boat this is. or where to find it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ill see what i can do When I put out to sea I'll be sure to shit in some paper for your pleasure... And to my relief. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought about it While picking up another 12 pack and some Doritos. the problem is I don't know how to tie a good noose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that would be cool! These cleaner people keep on gathering all my empties. So all I can offer is a picture of 2 12 packs.. I know it is kinda lame but I really doubt anyone countesses my need to get hammered. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whole lot of meh here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well she's not here so that'll be hard. I didn't bother taking pictures of her. The hookers are on another island so that'll be later. people in a crowd? yeah I guess I can do that, I just hate taking peoples pictures, because I hate it when people take mine. But I guess being surrounded by Asians gives me a license to basically take everyone's picture, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cute foreign girls? honestly I haven't seen many of them. And the few I did see are well foreigners themselves. Probably from Japan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not being able to effectively communicate really screws stuff up. And everyone who can speak english is weird or something. One taxi driver was going on and on about all the dead christians that need to get buried, and what a pain in the ass it is storing all these dead people. It was the HK version of the 'dead nigger storage' rant. Kind of more funny in retrospect. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they used to teach english everywhere then after the 97 handover, they wanted to become more chinese, and stopped doing english. Oddly enough this forced a big split in public vs private schools, as the private ones emphasis is foreign language, namely english and... french. God only knows why french. There is a bunch of english language schools around, I guess that is what n057 did / does. Although I don't have any degree in teaching that bars that as a job. well I don't even have a degree so that bars me from any job really. I'm still not clear what to do when this is all over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are those monkey hands the product of k5 Raep culture, or just masturbation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more so all the hair! ook ook.. Ok yeah, this is going nowhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should have picked it up on imfowars.com And gotten some tangy tangerine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $5 well spent. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sexist How can you afford $5 but have so many holes? good lord and this "everyone agrees" thing. I don't recall that survey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I posted earlier about this it is a reactionary thing to women in call centres. basically young women are now able to earn a living, and gasp don't want arraigned marriages, and are even becoming career bound, not having kids and the rest of it, adopting the 'sex in the city' lifestyle. So of course, country bumpkins can't stand that shit, so they are retaliating the only way they know how. There is a giant cultural shift afoot in India, a new class of wealth is being created. I'm surprised more western sociologists are missing the boat on writing boring papers on how the west is obliterating an ancient culture. I guess they are all caught between the memes of being pro women, and respecting others cultures? It probably fits in with the westerners who are repulsed that Afganistan is a religious nutjob haven that gives women zero rights, but it was the west who funded these idiots, and put the Taliban, Alquada and friends in charge after driving out the soviets who were westernizing and building up the place. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is kind of funny when you think about it So called educated people remove themselves from the gene pool as reproduction is so beneath them, but un educated"idiots" are spawning like crazy. the meek shall indeed inherit the earth! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seti is raep culture at ultimate arrogance Like primates could pick up HBO! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $50 for a 12 pack and $6.50 for a 650ml bottle of sake. I think you can see where I'm going with this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Woke up late today It is raining, which I guess is nothing not to be expected. So I'm enjoying a morning beer, watching some jellyfish float about in the water. Well so much for going swimming. While I'm relaxing, two sampan's float on by ferrying people back and forth creating a double wake, rocking the boat a little bit, and sending the jellies scurrying about. My phone then starts to buzz to life, the TV exec sends me some crawfordian wall of text messages. Apparently she's been extremely sick been to a half dozen doctors bla bla bla, and are you still in town? And of course did you finally move out of that rat trap? I just text her back saying I've moved out.. Kind of just leave it at that. Then I get another flood of texts, the American's cat just died back home, and she's leaving tomorrow morning and just wanted to say good bye. So it all happened just like that. I didn't even get a chance to finish my beer. Oh well time to get showered, and get to land to get some more beer and food. I just wish there was a 7-11 at this marina, then I wouldn't even have to stumble that far. (Oh yeah I tried to take some photos of the jellies, but they really didn't come out, they just look like vague pink stains in the water.) HiFi ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me giving up? I'm not leaving. I don't think you are reading it right. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mirror away http://imgur.com/a/yA8zh#0 I think you can even download a zip of todays beer run. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you're welcome although I guess on the surface it sounds more fun than it really is. Although on the otherhand I think I do kind of like the isolation of the boat. It really is quite out here, and going to shore is such a pain in the ass you really have to balance, time and weight.. At the minimum I guess I'll have been able to say I've done it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like of the city? I'll take some tomorrow, I'm going to go to a few places, I want to see if I can get another cellphone battery, and a US USB phone charger thingie, as the boat is all 110v, not 220v, and I oddly enough don't have any 110v stuff, as I left it in the UK as I didn't think I'd need any out here... which was true living on land, but now out to sea well it is 110v. As for sailing I'll need a crew, and everyone is off this week so I'll try to find out next week what is involved to get this bucket going. Making the most for the moment makes the whole thing seem so limited, but then again aren't we all? I guess the real thing is seeing your moment in fresh eyes, then it'd be far more interesting. Instead we get limited in the familiar, and take every moment for granted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont' forget yesterdays http://imgur.com/a/QzH2L#58 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me originally I wanted to work on a tan. But the weather isn't cooperating. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me haven't bothered tonnes of jellyfish floating around don't they just sting the shit out of anything nearby anyways? Instead I have a beer or 10 staring off into space... oddly enough with the boat slowly bobbing about it is quite relaxing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive yet to see anyone else in the water I think that sums up the jelly problem right there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where you been man? me? just getting drunk as always. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how can you deny a potential victim? http://i.imgur.com/foE99AR.gif ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hiw can you deny a potential victim? http://i.imgur.com/foE99AR.gif ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it is common among "educated" rich white girls who too want to be a victim of the "brutality of white males".. Remember the NYU professor Elizabeth Midlarsky, who was so pissed off that nobody victimized her, that she then painted a swastika on her door, and sent herself all this hate mail? I think she still teaches too. The joke is that even though she was obviously trying to be the star of the LGBT community by being a rape victim, and sue the university for lax security, she'll get off with basically no criminal record as she is batshit insane, but a woman and there unaccountable for her actions. The un learned episode in all of this is that all internet activity is recorded, and if anything looks weird people can then take a look at everything someone has done, much like post CL ads asking to be beaten for sex. Naturally people are fine with big brother for some reason, who is going to defend this poor woman's right to privacy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah what a shocker I see its all been redacted now. I guess I can't say that I'm really all that surprised. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember the accusations of the horrible culture at NYU being at fault at first, then it came to light she did it, but that was very hush hush. Now it's all memory holed, so she too can be a victim of nonexistant hate crimes. Much like all this KKK bullshit is just FBI people trying to create fake terror. Just as the FBI creates all these fake terrorists every 6 to 10 weeks to show how by destroying any and all rights they are saving us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep There was that one too. Surprised they haven't removed all traces of that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some more googling http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/non_aviation/read.main/523332/ shocker. http://alt.conspiracy.narkive.com/Ek06Vzyk/hate-crime-prof-vandalized-own-car Hmm there is this one http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna_Constantine#Noose_incident but she isn't quite in the mould, but more so the 'educated' and needs to be a victim. more hoaxes here: http://takimag.com/article/my_10_favorite_hate_crime_hoaxes_gavin_mcinnes/print# axzz2PKKyy1fC And a shit tonne here: http://unamusementpark.com/lists/hate-crime-hoaxes/ Maybe I was thinking of this, and thought it was a professor? shit who knows there is so many fucking fakers. Oct 2007: Jewish Student Draws Swastikas Around Campus (George Washington University) "Freshman who reported swastikas drew them as well" (gwhatchet.com, with timeline): The University found the student who reported several swastikas on her Mitchell Hall door was the one who drew them. Using footage from a hidden video camera, the University Police Department linked [Jewish] freshman Sarah Marshak with the vandalism. She will now appear before Student Judicial Services and could face federal and District charges, a spokesperson announced Monday afternoon. In an interview with The Hatchet Monday evening, Marshak, said she only drew the final three of six swastikas on her door in an attempt to highlight what she characterized as GW's inaction. Only hours earlier, Marshak categorically denied the charges. "I wasn't looking to create this, sort of, insanity," Marshak, who was previously a Hatchet reporter, said in a phone interview. "I wasn't looking to become a media darling. I was just looking for acknowledgment from University that someone drew a swastika on the door." Marshak said Tara W. Pereira, director of SJS, informed her she would likely be expelled. Marshak said she did not want to leave GW but probably will. Tracy Schario, a University spokesperson, said GW stands by its statement that they have a signed confession from Marshak. Schario would not comment on how many swastikas Marshak was responsible for, only saying it was "several of the incidents." Really who can take any of this seriously? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how can you possibly be against the morality of the bible! .. lol Also what do you think about this fine example?? I think it is great that people always want to piss on the west, but it is far far worse everywhere else. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me celebrating raep culture because, memes & genes, fuckers! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me imagine if GM had been allowed to die And all that money went to Tesla, you know for the future! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yeah. today was kinda funny So she isn't a minority here, and thus nobody cares about her. Worse people even blow her off, call her racist for speaking the wrong dialect. I think it is kind of funny now that I'm the visible minority. we did some boat tour around the island and she did Jew the price down to less than half of asking. I guess the highlight was dinner at pizza hut. But it isn't anything like it is in the states. I can only imagine the reaction of people here going to 'merkia and finding out pizza hut is a shit chain parallel to McDonalds. oh well she went home tonite as she has shit to do in the AM. So I'm sitting on the deck, listening to Jimmy Buffett drinking beer. yay life. :( not sure if you are trolling me Or k5? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fix the software Or wait for faster hardware.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure If the war doesn't happen you crack them open and you've got a swimming pool. Shades of the 1960s in Miami. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me assdroid wont play any of it. Can't say I'm all that surprised. Another opensores sucksess ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me changes in latitudes Changes in attitudes Well so I hear but I'm always around self loathing Americans. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me riding the bus So fucking slow! Although the driver has already slammed the door on a woman for taking too long and dragged her for half a block. We didn't stop either! I'm off to get the keys to the yacht! So fucking happy! easter is pretty big here Everything is closed I don't think I can get a cinder block until mid next week. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i dont have a basic income to toss overboard. But I should have a pyramid of empties soon enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol Drug felons are seldom allowed to travel internationaly though. And on a basic income that means I'd have to pay his airfare ...... Maybe ill start a kickstarter! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i know And hussi begging is a lost cause. Even worse I'd have to see him in person. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe if it were made of tungsten But failing that I'm sure the ghosts of my past would be more to happy to pull me under. also the boat is awesome compared to the illegal apartment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all in good time I'm listening to Shorty music and getting drunk. Ill strip my GPS coords and up them. Also the self loathing American is inviting herself over so ill probably be preoccupied. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me was more so code for find upload site. also while guiding her over by phone she was talking in a rather round about way about me staying here longer. good grief. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me anti climatic Waiting for the water taxi http://imgur.com/uHsh4O1.jpg ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also http://i.imgur.com/548hoLU.jpg ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the empire made me do it! Killing myself one diary post at a time ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me blasphemy! it isn't easter without HAM! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im no cop. I'm little people. I bet you are the kind of Guy that in the old days would call black people 'nigger'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me met a nice girl today she's from new york, but her family is originally from HK. Oh well, but she does speak the language. so yeah we talked for four hours in some mall. good times I guess. I should get my yacht thing on Sunday. I'll have to invite her over. yay. I think she wants to just move out here, but that'd be funny. people escaping the sinking corpse of 'merka. pretty much. funny enough she says that kind of shit pisses her off in america & taiwan/HK. But yeah it was a rarity to even talk to a 'westerner' for any time longer than 2-3 minutes without anyone whipping out a cellphone because ZOMG IM BORED. This should be an alarm bell thing, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me me of course! there is only me! Oh and she mentioned she doesn't drink so that'll basically be a deal breaker anyways, unless I can break her will. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me For relaxing times... make it Suntory times. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me THE EMPIRE Or Kill yourself. It doesn't matter. none of this matters. Just say Smith or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its going to fall really good this time Also do Americans think that 'this couldn't happen here?'.. I love that kind of naitivity, it makes the collapse all the better. Also UKianins. lol next will be Spain, Portugal, Italy, Ireland, France, UK and Deuchland. And somewhere in the midst of all that will be Japan, Canada and Merka. eurozone lookout down below! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Roddenberry Star Trek. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep meaning its all fucking fiction. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why? what have they ever done? stopprocrastinating has posted 0 comments, 0 stories, and 0 diaries. to anyone or anything? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rusty doesn't care one way or the other. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me On OS X File "./k5.py", line 11, in <module> import pygame ImportError: No module named pygame sigh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow you deaf & dum huh? too bad you have that drug felony otherwise you could have parked your ass on disability! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or you could do the gay5 thing make the wav's, and convert them to oggs to be played with oggfrog! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sony DASH for the win! alternatively an iPhone/iPod, as they have a nice alarm application. far more useful than say warplife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't you love how advertising can follow you around? Well the end of next month I'll be leaving Hong Kong! ... and already it has started. visitjapan.jp is on every fucking page, on everything everywhere. jesus. Naturally they aren't showing nuclear power plant damage, Godzilla, Tsunamis, Asahi super dry, or even the bentobox insanity. Instead it is old people dancing. Sigh. The things I love about Japan is the rampant alcoholism, meat on a stick, and that they shun foreigners. Because when it comes down to it, I like to go to tacky as shit themed places, get drunk do some karaoke, and not get idiots trying to sell me shit, trying to be my friend, or engage me in any other manner. Even thought I know people are social creatures, at the same time, I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE. And Asians, being the paranoid, xenophobic, racist twats they are, are pretty damned good at that. So dreading the eventual return to some English speaking nation. God. What on earth should I tell them I've been doing the last 7 or ++++ months? I don't think they do frivioulous lawsuits in japan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a quick and painless death I think of all the things to be had in life, that would be the best, a sudden and unexpected (and painless!) end. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah I forgot working long hours for a mere few days off. christ that must suck teh balls. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no wonder the muslims are working tirelessly to destroy it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me having kids And undermining a civilization is hard work! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me run rabbit run dig that hole, forget the sun. And when at last the work is done. Don't sit down it's time to dig another one.. For long you live and high you fly. But only if you ride the tide And balanced on the biggest wave You race toward an early grave. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its just pink floyd and no, more so how all the k5 glory has turned out for naught. just getting by is a good enough dream these days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the west offers us nothing but gays & lesbians. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i guess that is why this is all in English.. Or how many people immigrate to saudia Arabia or China... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he wont because then with investors he'll feel pressured to deliver, unlike dulicinai airlines or whatever the fuck that was. sadly he's now just spinning wheels going nowhere. and he'll never release. As demonstrated as always. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and you do it so well! how is your failure going today? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and I thought the horse meat & pig water things were out of control. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yerrr a wizzzzaaarrrrrrrd harrrryy!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the warp life source code! no wait, we all know where that is. I guess you should snag a copy of geometric visions.... wikipedia? Install steam and download away too! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enjoying the "low unemployment"? http://apps.npr.org/unfit-for-work/ Lol I always knew he was 'disabled' ... lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes also is it a trend in the USA to wear glasses with NO FUCKING LENSES? lots of mall teens here wear the nerdiest bulkiest frames since the 1950's but have no FUCKING LENSES... Jesus, I bet Ed Grimly would be a fucking mega wonder star here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me replace the words democrat and republican with nigger or spic, even j00! then read any postings on facebook or any 'social' media in america and see the hate. it doesn't take a government official to see that mass unrest and an outright civil war is in the cards for america. that is why they are working tirelessly to remove guns from people, to get people into a system where they can be medically deemed unfit, and institutionalized. america is going to be one big happy prison (fema) camp. you have TSA to enforce travel restrictions for planes, tranes and busses, cars/trucks will be restricted soon enough. and just wait until american banks start to fail again, and this time they haircut accounts like what they are doing in cyprus. the depression is widening, 'they' are driving it over a cliff. instead of stockpiling, I'd get the fuck out. but that's me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your life sounds pathetic and poinless Perhaps you should end it? I hear shotgun mouthwash is a favorite! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me back in the SAR known as hong kong So yeah got caught up in another zerg rush at the border again. Jesus these mainlanders are pushy and so impatient in lines! Fuckers push their kids through and use them to leapfrog. bastards. Also there is all these checks to make sure people aren't black marketing baby milk. 5000000 yuan fines the sign says entering china . On the HK side there is a giant banner advertising... Some a+ baby formula for toddlers. what a racket! oh yeah I also ditched the android for a cheap win8 cellphone. Battery time seems good and the GPS hasn't yet been confused. yet. can't wait until this gets infected. meanwhile I'm enjoying the Xbox music pass for 10$ so I can listen to all my western music. on tv there is this performance thing going on Two Asian chicks have westernized themselves almost like "white chicks" and there is six guys in red suits with lampshade hats dancing around them. this place is fucking mystical. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me turns it its a dvd Concert tt disc 3 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i like to think of that as the smell of sucksess ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 36 is... the winner by a leg, lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with things like face book you are the product being sold. and dead people tend not to buy shit, so thats that. k5 has some high ranking google power, you should abuse it more wisely. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is this what we are calling the $5 Pay wall? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh Its the post binge amnesia where it didn't seem so bad bud maybe drink up some? oh and fund your own booze cruise! get hit by a bus and dream away to morphine release! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe theyll start on 10x10 apartments And special dog cages for the poor. I think I'm living in the future. Expect your future civic leaders from north Korea! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me china wants to install a new Governor of HK That's from,NK. so yeah living in the future. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey if you dont like liberty I found the place for you! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey if you dont like liberty I found the place for you! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck the air The pig infested water is far more troubling ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me move if you dont like progress Jesus,everyone can't have a .gov job! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you want a collective Go to the USSR. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me android gps sucks For the last thirty minutes this shitty phone has been convinced I'm I'm Cologne. Germany! Well that made navigation impossible so I've been chilling at a starbucks. The great thing about this trip is when it works, an unlocked gsm wscdma phone works everywhere, and you can get around fine with it. Except when it thinks you are on another continent. I wonder if Eric Schmidt has a satalite Droid phone for his trips to north Korea? figured he never dog fooded shit. What a douche! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i wondered about thay Much like the rumor that the Iranians brought down a drone by telling it that it was nearing a friendly airfield. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the other possibilities are Some kind of directed thing that fucks up GPS or Android just plain fucking sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me.. mine will get shit off from time to Time. It has a hard time in open fields on cloudy days, and over water. but with it insisting on being in a different continent.. That is new. Weird too is that it didn't move while it thought it was in Germany which is why I thought it was some weapon thing. oh well I just bought a new huawei because, why not? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the outside ip always Reversed to china.. Oh and jewt00b3 was blocked ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me talked to some peeps about colonizing africa Shit was funny as they were surprised I even knew. But they bemoan Africans are dum! If only some debugger taught them to program, but he deleted /mach_kernel and then lost his mind. I said I may know someone who will serve the dragon in making more productive slaves But its 140am and it's time for me to retire. maybe if he had basic income His Ai could play pickup sticks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i bet his .5MM trust fund fucked it up though Hope he gets like 10k or less a year. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yuuuuup! Welcome to gay5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yuuuuup! He is k5 material alright! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you want a medal? how about americaniumum???? fag1! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello from china! Shockingly google sucks, they block HTTPS but.. Its filthy, the people are rude and clueless and there are plenty of Starbucks. Also the hotels are WAY nicer than HK China us the new America! PS I like China more. this guy in thr bar says Greedy capitalists will soon all die, the dragon is rising. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something about The us not being able to afford any oil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pitty your police state wont Let you use it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you cant lube the war machine With sunshine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no choice :( If I'd thought of this trip ahead of time, I'd have brought my laptop But I went to the border to check it out. Turns out its a one way trip ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me at the last station i just wanted to see the moat But I was swept up in an unstoppable crowd that got me over the bridge.. and you can't turn back. Even without a visa, they just issued me one on the spot. So yeah, thanks to bad crowd corraling here I am in China I don't mind it either. It feels kinda cool to just walk to another country just because ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and more approachable Already scored one phone number and a possible date tomorrow. I just wish I packed clothes now.- ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes and .. maybe Stay out of the big foreign stuff for cheap shit. However I'm staying in some 5 star joint for 150 a day, so its all realitive Hookers are Aggressive as shit here though. One followed me 1 click outside the border. I'm not sure what the laws are, but only a fool gets a Hooker within eyeshot of the border ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not? Don't care, I'm not returning so it doesn't matter to me. Can you send me a balloon with a gold bar and some m&M's?? Kthx bye! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there wont be an inheritance for me It'll all go the golden child my brother, as they always go above and beyond to rescue him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only way to travlel! Still can't believe I'm here as I got zerg rushed at the border. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i just noticed https works in the hotel! Now to find a phone charger... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we just call it smoking crack In the library. Just look at the fire that was grand that is now for all intents extinguished. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good job You've made us all examples of sleep deprivation, along with ascii graphs of our active times. Good thing I can explain my odd times as a product of work and travel. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me at least i do have a sleeping dip Probably fucking that up here though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so doc, when you aren't doing pattern analysis on Gay5 what do you do? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol who are you kidding, america doesn't do anything that threatens oil profits. And with the fall of NASA america doesn't do space either. If you are looking for the nation that builds faster stuff, and more of it, you'll want China. also what a colossal waste of $5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me news flash! Japan isn't china! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me san lupo? Lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me muh god(dick) is a loving god That rains from heaven above! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rains. like make it rain drugs & money, niggah! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me staff? ain't nobody here but us chickens! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me twerking by the this/that/other caramelkitten twerking or whatever. And a reaction. "I like a sexy whore as much as everyone else..." lolz oh yeah, more here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah I forgot I booked it for next month (ie 2 weeks time). I was out super late last night drinking with all these australians & south africans. good times, I guess. I got home at 5am. I should go out again tonite, but I'm torn about it... Just too tired. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mostly crusing around HK, it'll be more involved to leave the territory, I'll know more later. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the owner said he'd be there his wife, and some boat guy. I guess we'll see ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah me too. but much like the 'I can't believe this place died' or whatever, I decided to step it up myself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me zappos cubes and some ass talk.. Yeah it is offensivly boring!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i came Thrice! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hunter is/was an inspiration to is all He is deeply missed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you arent going to stay here are you? No I'm on extended vacation.. and besides I can only stay here 180 days a year.... Oh. Then she walks away. Probably for the best. I guess. I think ill go to Macau. yep Ill keep all my tears chaising all them fears! Ill keep holding on ill keep holding on Ill keep holding on I wasted all my tears I wasted all those fears ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are just trying to give trane a harddon Wait,spoke too soon! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Attention debs! The guys site is back online! I don't expect you to watch all 120+ minutes of it, but ill post the start point of the epic meltdown when I get back from the bar. never mind it looks like he's got the MDC hosting plan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait wait http://youtu.be/N32IDb9RGps?t=34m15s found it! thank god for a jewtube backup! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my advice: Kill yourself and don't Fuck it up this time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah in the 21st century you don't get a prize for toughing it out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Im so mad Im *not* going to commit suicide Because that makes for a reason to live. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What's a paladin? So yeah. Some blood relative of Lildebster reviews a video game. I must warn you, it is LONG, drawn out, and and has really poor voice acting. But the meltdowns are totally worth it. part one part two part three. the part about his brother would have been better if he died the first week at college, after he got into a fight with this schizophrenic over the better methods in polishing telescope mirrors. but one can always hope. wow it didn't take much to bring that down. sigh, the meltdown was quite spectacular. I think he was either crying or tried to claw out his eyes at the end. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news kuro5hits. she was pulling my leg about being 18, I didn't see how she could be. Also she's some TV exec, and was making fun of me for living on the cheap. yeah good times were had. in other news I think I'm done living in a breadbox, been looking at bigger apts all night. who said anything about love? also where else to english speaking people hang out? You'd be happy to know she is quite racist against other asians so there is that too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hi, im an ignorant motherfucker! Who can at least live life without pointless shorthand And retarded debates because I'm not a douchebag trust fund kid who sat idly by in China's most pivitol moment. ask trane about his involvement with the tiananmen square disaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol subbing gun powder for cocoa powder.. nobody will ever notice! Chinese, out chinering themselves before it was cool. I wonder if you hit the button how many US/Russian ICBM's would even launch. Of those how many would even make it to the target? Of those how many would detonate to the correct megatonnage? Considering nobody ever really thought they would use them, I bet its maybe two dozen at most. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me KILL YOURSELF THE EMPIRE$ ha! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holy crap. K5 still exists! Fucking chiners cut my internet. I don't know what is worse waking up ay 3am, or having no internet at 3am and being forced to use an android phone to post this. ecigs are a poor substitute And I really don't give a Fuck. Besides I'm living the dream of just getting by. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i still cant believe you can get fired For being drunk on the job! I must have been stealthy or just good at my job getting drunk on site all the time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still thinking of chartering a yacht I think I'm down to a sinus infection, my head hurts but I can breathe now.. so yeah.. buying a boat is from what I always heard in Florida a huge mistake, so renting ought to be the way to go. I thought itd be cool to take a boat to Macau but really it is too close to justify it, like renting a car to drive 20 miles.. Maybe to the Philippines? Vietnam? I dont know I guess the other hard part will be getting a crew that won't kill me in international waters. jesus christ! fucking insane! also out on st patrics day, and it was just some lame Australian F1 race thing. God that was laaaaaame! also the new national anthem thing doesn't say australia enough. Kind of a letdown, they should have stuck with waltzing matilda or whatever it was. I left half way through they were charging $150 (18.67 Australian Dollars) for a Guinness's!!! can you believe that shit!? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some of us aren't sitting on half a million so we got to get out there and do stuff. besides jerking off in the woods isn't for everyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I figure I will one seems to rent out at $600 USD a day to sit in harbour and do nothing. but it is a nice boat. I have to kill this infection or whatever it is first. I guess that means more water, and sleep. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me both make the howells watch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if washington was capable of listening They would know that NK wants a peace deal that let's them keep nukes. nk is done with the ancient cease fire, and wants to become some bizare tourist destination. Also notice nobody gives eri schmidt shit about going there,.... Its anoter banker job. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol? llololol llolololollolololollolololollolololollolololollolololollolololollolololollololol llololololloloolololololololllololololloloolololololololllololololloloololololol llololololollololololollololololollololololollololololollololololollololololollo llolololz no really I got nothing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so what have we learned? indians are perverted for muslim sex. i wonder if they are pakis. Also they like to search for women the same way you'd query a database.... germans are no doubt pedophiles. canadians like aliens and salad dressing and australians like to google wikipedia articles looking for 'sources'. god damn humanity is fucking retarded! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it would be more funny for those people searching, to find themselves here. LOL! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me odds are uimaginative people will google the same stuff over and over. especially pronouns. so just keep pasting them into new diaries. then they will discover the horror of their ways! its fuck natalie holloway all over again, but a personal take. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my faith in humanity has never been lower. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i always thought pascal users were Perverts, hence the BBS revolution. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy amateur alcoholic tryout day! I found a 24x7 breakfast joint the "frying pan"! Turns out here on HK island its all englishfied while I'm living in nigger town. So yeah time to move. Also I'm still sick, when I cough it feels like my skull wants to shatter. Last night I skipped the mucinex pill and was snotting out gobs of green goop, but not as viscous as the day prior. Influenza in Asia is an ass kicker, no wonder people freaked overdue SARS. I need one of then masks! at least they have fluffy pancakes Not those frenchie crepes the engrish try to pass off as pancakes! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im thinking of chartering a yacht to Macau, and some other shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saudi too his dad owns harrods. but the queenie always cockblocked any chance of them getting UKian citizenship. the whole thing is laughable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah you have to love that shit everyone is doing their best to punish people who save and invest, and reward those who dont. how long until 'merica? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I swear you can't make this shit up So Prince Charles, is in Sadia Arabia to oversee the BinLadensTM destructful revamping of Mecca. No really. linky. So how has been the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha's conversion to islam kept secret for so long? LOL at the anglicans that have been coopted to Islam without realizing it. yeah but this *IS* mecca more like the binladens & friends just don't give a fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and binladens love destroying buildings and shit, its in their blood! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weird. no problem from HK Criminal Event Calendar This list is refreshed ~5:10pm every week day. Last update: 3/15/2013 5:07pm (7 hours and 45 minutes ago) 3/26 - Tue. March 26th, 2013 Case #NameWhenLocEventAttorney F000468272-001Crawford, Michael 3/26 8:30D3TSCGalambos F000470274-001Crawford, Michael 3/26 8:30D3TSCGalambos M000477123-001Crawford, Michael 3/26 8:30D3TSCGalambos ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chrome on OS X .. I don't know. Maybe they want to guarantee that various people in the SAR have up to the minute court stats on MDC? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was trying to recreate the MDC experience. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all will be clear in my upcoming essay for humanity. meanwhile I need to find a Denny's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me woke up feeling great today! took a shower, and started to get dressed.. and cough. it feelt like someone took a hamer to my head. I sneezed out a sizable amount of green snot. nice and sticky too, running my hand under the tap didn't clean it off. no wonder I've been having trouble breathing this shit is viscous! so now I'm bed ridden again. the right side of my head feels like it is going to explode. Must be some snot trapped pressure. great. I watched Plinkett's Star Trek V commentary last night, it was pretty good. And sadly I have a new found respect for STV. By then it was 2AM, and for some reason the 18yr old texts me that she hasn't been feeling well this week, a bad cold, and how am I doing. Weird I didn't do anything even remotely fluidytransmisiony I guess we got sick at the restaurant? I don't know, my brain hurts just thinking of what on earth it is. I'm still hoping it was a translation error and she's 28 then it wouldn't be creepy for her to be texting me @ 2am. God I hate being sick, what a waste of time! most of the time they just look a their phones as they walk blindly around. I guess cue the zombie theme. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I may be delious but it seems like a good idea at the moment. Oh well she keeps on occasionally reaching out so I guess thats good? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah not everyone can launder 700+ billion in drug money, and not spend an hour in jail/prison. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the secrets The essays for humanity... Oh and of course the assertion that speed doesn't make him mannic nor symptomatic Afterall he wrote a text (leaflette) on mental care and his father was in the navy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly not Manic nor under the influence of narcotics! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lady(ies) and gentlemen, I give you the future president of the united states of america! yes it is a bit long, but I really like how these cleaner translations spell out more of a hope, change, and proud future, but along with taking a stand against the communist threat. I'm pretty sure there will be some big moves by china in the next 5-10 years. As China reunites the Koreas under its boot, and reclaims ROC, revisits justice in Japan, and expands out to Africa and Australia we can only wonder how far will the Americans go to push the chiners back. Also Im guessing the drums of war pushed N057 out. I figured if anything you'd enjoy it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What a coincidence! I plan on getting hammered tonite too! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me threating to bring down jets from his broken laptop ... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mine are on the bbs I think I made a copy but its in north america.. when Im done with asia Im swinging back to the eurozone for oktoberfest so it may be 2014. sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dark times ahead For the empire$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me took you long enough how was sleeping in the woods going today? raped by a bear yet? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf are you on about there is no more winter, global warming motherfucker, its the hottest year on record! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't ruin the surprise as no doubt he's never seen this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after he backstabbed his father And enforced the larger program? You Americans are so easily manipulated it isn't funny. I'm simply in awe of the single governing party of America, for and by the corporations. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is 1129pm chiner standard time For a mere 215 I just bought a cohiba Going to smoke a fatty in celebration of the closing hours of crawfreedom day! is it? Shit maybe I should splurge on 10k hookers and shit. You know solving the meatspace problem. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me his thermonuclear options always scare me Because his father was in the navy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me six to eight weeks? I donno. Also I heard the craziest thing about The future I need to storieze it. Shit makes 2001 or I am hero look ... Paleolithic ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol Forever the optimist! Also I nearly shit myself my bar tab was $528 !!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whatever part of goog it is hosted on Doesn't expect that kind of traffic ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i donno im getting all kinds of timeouts And I doubt it is from this Cuban cigar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there are catholics in india; dumbass Mother terresia, perhaps you've heard of her? Also yeah so how does this bode for Crawford's failed attempt at doing 24 hour Spanish?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yuuuuuup! $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol reallu???? Adam curry called it last week. It'll be the Guy from Argentina as he is in the right order, close to communism. And the new world order. Lmafo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so here i am at some fine tappas place And I've just enjoyed a really nice Australian steak. So as I finished, admiring the really nice silverware and the engineering involved in giving this place its fake blue sky I start to wonder. Are travel people such obnoxious fuckers because they not only think they are superior because they travel? But are their trips of any wavering significance? Do they feel the need to share as their friends will never experience the same things? Or is it too fun to say I ate tappas on a rooftop grill that was enclosed with a fake sky so it was always blue and harmonious? What a crock of shit! ! I much prefer the hunter s Thompson school of thought of throwing oneself into the story and recording the hurricane from within. What is interesting about this place is that they mention minimal charge is $88 per person! No doubt to keep the riffraff out. But that never stops me, good thing I just pulled 3k out of the ATM! Anyways beers are $50 a pop but Fuck it. The place is litterally split between new money japs with bleached highlights in their hair and various sporting equipment (subltle like a golf set!) And old businessmen getting wasted on sake by the 3l bottle. Stratigically I've been placed in between. Better vantage. As I write this my next asahai arrives, and I look up and give forth a good cough I'm still sick. But yeah the new age jap is looking up a catalogue of whores on his phone. Apparently there is an apparently for that. And I'm taken back to the time I first met my ex, and I'd flown her out to NYC for a weekend of wild sex and whatnot.. I'd taken her to Smith & woolinskies and actually laughed at her and explained the difference between a dinner,desert and salad fork. It was a public meltdown fight. It would have been embarrassing had it been empty from a blizzard. But yeah she yelled at me for being a dick but she did retract the whole fight later when she called her mom crying (Jesus and she was 42!) And was so begrudgingly admitting she was out of her mind. Sigh. Passive aggressive bitch threw out all my salad forks and service spoons. Dumb uneducated bitch. So yeah the real question is now that they've turned up the club Muzak is to reachout to the old salary men, the new kids or just get drunk on my own? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit The closest hotel is 859 plus fees and shit. I don't know what currency. Shit sucks as everyone uses "dollars" like everyone else knows what that means. Fuck you kayak! And the hotel's website is down from poor. Net and ODBC errors. Shit what is the hacienda, excel or access??? So yeah I took a leak, and shit had to go through FOUR sets of doors. Inside some inept janitor was sweeping the far wall, some Guy who'd been burnt badly was carefully checking his hat in the mirror.. the lighting was poor too. I pissed and ran out as quickly as I could! So glad I didn't have to interract with anyone. God that's why I love Asia everyone ignores you like you are some kind of nigger with the most contagious nigger disease. Great now the place is playing skilkrex. Even worse I recognized its foul stench from EDC IN VEGAS. Fuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont know How to ask. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i wish i knew! But android wont let me hit reply and I don't know enough ching Chung to ask. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh fuck! I'm on level 13 trying to get down.. shit is going to be hard. Its like an upside down dungeon!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but you did make it Despite all the dumbasses on the left side of the escelators. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me minimal?? You optimistic outlook makes me laugh! I'm betting 100 beanz or flooz it will be zero. They are Americans who revere ignorance and not part of the establishment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol Whut? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me welcome to 3 days ago; Factotum! Also did you notice the TLD is. Su? That's Soviet union. I guess they still register them!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this could have been trane http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1a8sjz/hi_i_am_a_guy_who_lived_in_a_tree_o n_public_land/ emphasis on could. apparently he got his finances in order, and met a girl. I didn't see anything about smoking crack though. wait if they fall down all the time how can a kookaburra, think of itself as a king? Or was this more a comment on how tenuous the old monarchy's hold really was in a post rominov age? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me us politics is an excersize in hostage psychology. oh no this guy will be different and nicer I can identify with him, the other is a dick, and should die! but why do both guys advocate the same thing? How is it that a minority public opinion and political view always becomes law? why do corporations always win out? never mind that, its time to cheer for our guy, and boo the other guy, because you know there is that much difference between them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me new country new person. I wonder if he'll $5 up to say hi? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what kind of marketing gets you into all a tizzy over hues, and not one mention about big titted blonde hookers, and mountains of coke? You were clearly in the wrong marketing firm. Plus I've known/partied with marketing types, and you aren't. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you need to jump off a building and miss the ground. if your dreams are that terrible, you need to go flying. all that stress in your dreams carry through to waking life, its a vicious cycle. my ex would always obsess about work like that, it never was good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me since it's been asked a few times now No I dont have a trust fund. I don't get any money from my parents, I actually gave them a bunch. I never really lived pay check to pay check I did manage to save something. I was laid off which means I got a payout For some reason when I'm getting really hammered in public, a bunch of times people buy me drinks. No I don't know why, I don't buy drinks for others. Really. And a few banks were nice enough to give me sizable credit cards with my 'inflated' income, as they apparently couldn't tell that it was because I'd just become employed... And really run back to get another boring job so I can complain about it online? If I die tomorrow in a far off land, and get cremated and shoved in a wall, at least I'll have gone out and done something that I wanted to do. Besides in 100 years nothing that I'll have ever done will matter in the slightest. In a million years nothing from anyone alive or who has been alive will matter at all. You may as well live the dream of just getting by, because at the end of it all, that is all that we can do is get by. I've already paid a crap tonne into SS, so why not collect what I've paid into it? Plus I do have 401k's and all that shit as well. I'm not rich by any stretch, but I'm not broke (yet) either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow that was some kind of weak attempt at a gay hookup! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I did work with a trust fund kid kind of interesting, he'd fly out to meet his mom on the concorde and shit for quick trips and stuff.. before that came to an end. last I heard, I think he bought his way out of killing some hooker.. strange indeed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had to grow up listening to that shit my dad is actually in the movie. you can't really tell but it was filmed in the TSE for the market scenes. They shot it over the weekend and yeah I always had to hear how awesome that shit was. shockingly banker types and broker types don't look out for eachother they are always at war seeing who can fuck over the most clients. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have no dog in the hunt and its not my fight, as Ive been told over and over again. The older I get the more I wonder if I have any fight at all, I really am from nowhere going nowhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still dying I slept most of the day. I feel slightly better but my lungs still rattle.. going up four flights of stairs leaves me wheezing and coughing up Flem. Yum! But Fuck it I went for a walk around Kong kok and gave $5 HKD to some elderly lady. She was all happy and shut, and it spurred more natives to help as I guess its an insult for a foreigner to give to a begged. Oh and speaking of which I saw the police take down an elderly woman for robbing a watsons! I read somewhere that crime among elderly women is exploding, guess its true! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's just catering to the old elite of new york city who never had kids, and their families have died out. The same ones who will snap up vintage buttons for $3000 or so. USD. Yes. I lived near one who'd obsess about fasion all the time. and she was a skeletor. with no friends. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eww sorry im not into necrophillia! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I need to get over this thing as right now Im sure I'd black out from low O2 levels... :( this sucks not being able to breathe! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it feels like im drowing in snot.. wait, maybe I am. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you see where some guy stole jayz's SSN and leaked his credit report? http://www.exposed.su/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it dont matter None of this matters ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lucky you. so why you just masterbating in the woods, why not go somewhere or do something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so he took some kind of deal how very un crawfordian. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It is 73 outside and I'm shivering under a blanket. Oh yeah 22.7C for you eurofags I hope this means Im breaking whatever the fuck the chiners have infected me with. Either that or I'm going to die. I hate the rattle in my lungs, and when I cough it feels like I'm hitting my head with a hammer.. but sneezing out a wad of mucous always feels rewarding. I placed an order for pizza hut to deliver, I think I was delirious forgetting what country I'm in. But all said it was a reasonable facsimile of pizza. I slept most of the day, which sucks. traveling so far to be sick is such a waste of time. And I hate this shitty bathroom that I can't even close the door when I take a shit, as my legs are too long. seriously china what the fuk??? But at least I can flush TP and I don't have to collect it like they do on the mainland. Tomorrow I think I'm going to try to figure out when they get these surgical masks from. Fucking mainlanders sneezing and hacking on the streets no wonder it took a short time here to get sick. I hate to say it the Japs were right, it is devoid of manners. oh yeah mumble: if you ever have to do one for me, make sure 'etc' is the #1 by far. I never did catch up to sodomy but I'd like to think I gave it a run for its money. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks! although that is weird, I dont recall ever mentioning sergeant... must have been copy/paste of a crawfordian adventure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah copy pasta that makes more sense now it being tw2002, and why I'd also be so lildebbie obsessed. boy was that a fun exercise in herding cats. I suppose if I were one of those 'never worked a day in my life' liberals there would be a tonne of paper material in that whole thing. but it was kind of fun while it lasted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i know my audience I'm not here with you, you are here with me. Also it now feels like a billion degrees and I've run out of bottled water. I'm too scared of tap (yes I brush with bottled) as I know there may be 59 ducking 7-11s and circle Ks in a one mile radious but none are 24x7. Fuck this thing I wish I were dead I feel so ducking miserable. If I get over this I'm taking a gallon of sake up to the giant Buddha so we can both get blitzed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The closest Papjohns is in fucking CHINA. I fucking hate dominoes and I can't see the point ordering it anywhere in the world... so yeah here we go, pizza hut in hong kong. The website totally blows too, and it being 11pm I bet they are fucking closed. shit for a culture that likes to do shit late, they don't like to stay open very late. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i wish i knew how hot im running Instead I'm alone in an illegal apartment sweatting balls hoping this stupid AC runs flawless for the next 20 days.. shut I still have to find a new Apt for next month. Sure the Fuck wont be this one!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its already tomorrow what took you so long? I wondered if you were even going to bother to jerk the circle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nope! My job quit me, so I decided to see the world. There will always be time for shitty ass jobs. Also isn't it fun being sick thousands of miles from anyone you know not being able to speak the language, languaging in a broom closet? living the dream! I did some on/off remote work for some people but it really is hit/miss... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a little from all the above. I have cheap tastes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome! if this were 1997, crawc0ck would be making teeshirts of these, although I didn't see father,navy,twin on there.. :( psychiatric crawford consulting is a favorite :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep its dead. also china sucks. any attempt at trying to learn any Cantonese in hong kong and they just ignore me. I may just go to Japan earlier. Also mainlanders are gross, spitting in the streets and shitting in the alleys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Our favorite Jaegermeister conniseur is at it again! Why I want to confiscate every programmer's * key I just sent mail to the Battle for Wesnoth developer list titled "Why I want to confiscate every dev's * key". The points in it probably deserve a wider audience. I want to confiscate every dev's * key because while converting the Wesnoth repo I've just fixed about the hundredth comment that does this: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fossil-ID: 29314 Document weapon/second_weapon addition and changes on RC imagepath function ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The obvious thing that is wrong with this is the second `'; the bare word `function' is not a list entry. The unobvious thing that is wrong with this is the first `'. This entire comment should not have been written as a bullet item. Because there aren't any other items in it! There's no list here! Oh brother! http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=4824 remind me, what on earth is ESR involved with again? I thought the consensus was he is an attention whore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds cheap I probably bought 20 to 30k in going out and drinking. And it figures I go to one place that sells "unlimited " asahai by the hour for $15.. Naturally they only gave me my 1st. Asking for more was a lost cause as I'm not a chiner. Jesus and as I type this out on my cell some elderly uk people showed up. Fuck the whole point of being here was to avoid people and idle chitchat. FML. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly you haven't been there its already done. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not even close these are people making it part of Eurabia, these aren't blacks. shit, all you americans ever think about is blacks, no wonder you've been devoured by the meechicans. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i just watched a couple have a rather public breakup The punch is that they are deaf and signing like crazy. He's crying doing the I love you, please And she waves him off hitting her palm and doing the GO!!! Shut is brutal. You've got to love the isolation of being a foreigner ... worse for the deaf they are immigrants to their own homeland. Lol homeland .. now even I think in thermostat of nazi Germany, thanks Obama! I thought about it I had my phone in hand ready, but it seemed sad enough that the world at large was just ignoring the whole thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I felt bad for him I didn't see how public humiliation would help. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you retweetering The feed from stormfront? Keep up the good work! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me other side of the planet i sleep @ 3am. I dont even know why the fuck I'm awake at 520am. wait. its the cough. ugh. still feel sick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dvds in the UK equate piracy with terrorism Seeing that the mouse can and will get anything it wants world wide, your only hope is payup or suicide. The mouse cannot be bargained with The mouse cannot be reasoned with The mouse feels no compassion The mouse will hint you down and kill you because it is all it understands. It is inevitable that you will face justice for your crimes in a court of the mouse and to be served in a prioson owned and operated by the mouse. Welcome to the future. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah says the guy paying in euros You are a part of the direct sphere of influence. Get ready to pay the mouse has lawyers, laws, and politicians in its pocket. Good luck aiding and abetting terrorism. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it worked good for the 'hurt locker' people which Im proud to say, never seen it, nor their bin laden fable movie, nor this. Fuck this holywood bullshit of having to give people imagined closure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news! I think I caught the sars! been coughing all night, feel like shit, and now Ive got a bad headache. feel like im going to die. :'( dill flavoured booze? uh... yeah im feeling much better, cough cough cough, no, just fine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there must be some nordic expat place here I'm getting burnt out on Chinese food. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mine is spacious about the size of a double twin bed.. but I do have my own bathroom.. well if you can even call it that toilet with a hose on top to shower. oh and they don't poop out the windows there is a communal toilet... these were standard sized apartments that have been sliced up into 5+ "rooms" .. Apparently it is far more common than the article implies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me guy doing the video is so gay. then he does his penis shaped roads. I rage quit at that point. this looks like that euroclone of simcity a few years back. except theirs works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 8 years later still wtf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Art for art's sake. who was/is art? thanks! sigh he isn't repetative enough in those samples, although the last one was lolz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I furnished my ny apt from Ikea.. it was ok, Just use a power drill to put it together.. Natrually the ex & her kid were as much help as my cat. it just has no resale value, but there was nothing wrong with it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me watch all the "liberals" cry How a "rethuglican" denied their ability to kill Americans with drones... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how does it feel To be part of the single party problem? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i too was a Member of already.pave.the.planet.. Tuck all these hippies!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Methane extinction The increase in carbon dioxide and methane have to do with the cosmic rays making the earth expand and contract, like breathing. With expansion comes the release of methane and CO2. Same thing happened 100,000 years ago, the ice core samples taken from Greenland show levels of methane and CO2 just as high as they are now, so humans cannot be the cause. Do not forget that we are also crossing through the galactic equatorial plane, the dark rift, where the gravitational waves emitted from the spinning black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy, which holds everything together and keeps it spinning, are the strongest. It is these cyclical crossings through this plane that causes the most dramatic Earth changes. Gravitational stress factors caused by the stronger wave forces, bumping into some of the dense clutter that makes up this equatorial plane, ecological and weather changes that always occur, droughts, species extinctions, migrations, etc., it's been going on for so long. Many species rise and disappear within one cycle. Humans are particularly vulnerable, don't expect to survive upon the surface of Earth for a while when the worst of it begins. It is rare that the Earth would escape some kind of cataclysmic doom during these crossings, but it has been known to happen before .. but pretty rare, as ecological evidence suggests. relax It was just the most batshit insane copypasta I could find. I'm having a beer chilling on the beach watching some old junk drift in the harbour. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude Let him go, he is just a rumbaed. Also I just met this hot Milf and exchanged cell #s.. all is well in Griffith land. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldn't you be masturbating in the woods? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I\m still mad and j00tub3 for pulling my crawford odyssey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MUMBLE! I have an important request!!!!!!!! I just found this fun site, wordle, and I was wondering if you could pull the top 50 words crawford used in his diatribes? TIA due process is for chumps. fuck that magnacarta shit, the king should be able to put to death whomever he pleases. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as a felon you should konw better that you cannot vote. also if you think for a second there are free and fair elections for the king position you are tripping balls. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol drug felony you'll never get a job nor vote legally again. no wonder you need a 'basic' income as you cant legally hold a job. instead of trying to fight the system, you just post on gay5. LOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is a massive gulf between being and addict/user and having a record. even an arrest is enough to warrant you not getting a job now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sadly you are'nt the majority of employers. it sure stops PLENTY of people from going anywhere in life. Thank god Obama reversed the war on drugs! lolololol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah but last usaian interview they were all pissed that Id been arrested and it cost me the job. not that I cared they were a bunch of douchebags. But as McNugget about applying for a job, post prison.. he's in the new untouchable class. Obama's america is far more exclusionary, but most people dont apply for jobs end on end so they havent noticed yet. besdies it doesn't take MDC to see the US turning into soemthing soviets or stasi would have enjoyed. the TSA and friends are going haywire, with no end in sight. frankly you can keep it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Note you don't have a job and you have a drug record. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you really don't do you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus it must really suck balls to be you! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lincoln was a douche bag anyways I have to LOL hard as people try to reinvent him as this great person. "I will say then that I am not, nor ever have been in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races-that I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races living together on terms of social or political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be the position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race. I say upon this occasion that I do not perceive that because the white man is to have the superior position that the Negro should be denied everything. And so on. It is fitting that the half white president murders americans abroad without trial, and murders many more innocents. peace drones for everyone! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me All Che's doctors couldn't put him back together again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus, asian chicks love to SMS I may have to get a local phone plan to keep up with this shit. sigh, first world problems, living like I'm in the 3rd world. Oh well someone's got to chase the dreams of suntory whiskey, shitty cigarettes, and young broads. Jesus what is up GMT+8 you guys are losing your game! ill be gone eventually Although I've got a date tonite! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 18 yr old college kid I walked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you ever notice the lack of stuff like this for iraq or afganistan? it is almost like they don't even want to acknowledge those wars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont know although she was all skeptical wondering if I was trying to recruit her as one of my hoes... because the only thing to do where I live is to hook. yay I live on hooker hill! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to follow my world adventures And or duh! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im going to apply for asylum in dprk! Apparently its all cool now! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a nice day outside! Sunny slight breeze, faint smell of the ocean from here. Instead I'm indoors smoking Marlboroughs and emailing this chick who I think is married as she is ambiguous about herself. I'm trying to get her to meet me at some dive for beer and whatnot but she's being all hesitant ... and I think she's at work. Oh well ill probably get drunk on my own and jerk off into the street below. 'Sup GMT+8 fags??? oh yeah i love how cellphones work In the subway. God dam western infrastructure is so tucking middle ages!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit would be cash But lets face it, the place is so small there is no room to stand near the window.. and the AC takes most if the space ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just asked this chick about that as a matter of fact.. she gave me 3 places to check out... Thankfully she's not an android user. iPhone LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sye, how can you post all your crazy but k5 clips my cat smilies. :( Even buying a docomo didn't help. shit at this rate I may as well install linux, and start coding a music player I'll never release. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh sht did he? rusty answered my prayers! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so i just got gaijened Or whatever the fuck they call it here. Not that it matters. The chiners will ghost this place. So as a pitty party I sold my Korean phone and bought a docomo. Shot is funky there is a keyboard dedicated to cat smiles .. (&#65344;_)(^_^)&#65417;(^^)v(>_<)(^-^)(^^;)(T_T)(^-^)(^^)/(^O^)(*^^*)(*&#8978;&#9661;&#8978;*)(~o~)(^_-)(*^_^*)(^_^)(^^)(^_^)/(^_^)v(~o~)(*^&#9661;^*)(&#65439;o&#65439;;(^-^;)(+_;)(>.<)(&#65507;0&#65507;)&#65288;&#65507;&#65342;&#65507;&#65289;(-_-;)(-.-#)(--;)&#12541;(&#65439;&#1044;&#65439;)&#65417;(&#65439;&#1044;&#65439;) Then I went back to that Japanese place and they said hi (like they should but don't for everyone else) and the waitress girl ran off to get me a beer ( -&#65377;-) So yeah. wait hes not dead? I was all happy there for a bit. &#12541;(&#65439;&#1044;&#65439;)&#65417; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Americans would allow it otherwise it'd be racist. Also they'd try to appease them with welfare and free housing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sdf.lonestar.org or just look at lowendbox or whatever the fuck it is. I snagged a vps for $2.50 a month to just keep text files.. it feels nicer than dropbox anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still you are your own man. the rest of us are just watching you burn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus The silence is deafening I'm.almost to the point of hiring a Hooker for conversation ... I wonder if I can get an email Hooker from India on the cheap? this is the suck, isn't it? although I recall it being more lively last time I was out here. but that may be gay5 in general. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i never thougjt it was this bad. So why isn't there a bigger east vs west thing? No wonder n057 killed himself. This timezone and its people are insufferable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus The silence is deafening I'm.almost to the point of hiring a Hooker for conversation ... I wonder if I can get an email Hooker from India on the cheap? I had some other chick hit on me today then it hit me. it must be a scam. shit, that is what I get for not being able to read honkanese.. turns out I'm living in a major area for hookers. pretty sure I could have. Good thing I keep $1000 on hand.. if that taxi driver was thrilled for a $20 tip, I'd imagine I'd get one heck of a fun time for $500... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey At least it isn't a tent in the underbrush. And I could just splurge on a hotel to spluge about in. Also sploosh! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sir i salute you For being that man on the wall. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mdc in prison for life And Debs still a virgin ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck. still jet lagged it's 545am. And I'm fucking starving. the only thing open around here is mc donnalds. the trains wont start running for another 45 minutes. Even then most stores don't open out here until 11am. how do asians put up with this shit? and how is this a euro colony with shit not opening until 11?????? fuck it, looks like Im going to have a Mc Donnals breakfast. :( breakfast of champions! I just settled for hashbrowns, sausage and asahi. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bit of a&b. i have a microwave and a mini fridge. I don't have anywhere to put anything, imagine trying to live in a small walk in closet that is what this is like. If I was in space, I'd have a case of MRE's on the ceiling. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ill pass I'm at "wired cafe".. very jetset Retro. And Japanese. I think I may skip Even trying to learn Cantonese and stick with nihongoul. Besides it isn't like the chiners. Harbour bad fellings about the English Japanese or Americans ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one day one day... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me none. also the prison order site only works in america. I got my CC blocked for trying to order him a dozen packs of writing materials... so looks like i'tll be mum. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit that explains it. I also had to phone my bank begging for more money, with my line of reasoning that 'today' is 'tomorrow' out here and they don't do credit/debit cards that much. sigh its hard living in the future. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't come here for the ham still it is pretty cool. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hard hitting and relevant to k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Gyzoa Coffee and Tsingtao == thundershits ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me um OK? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me which one of you is this sick fuck? oh yeah nsfw. this is even moer vile than the decade+ long campaign of horsecock. now it's pony bukake! Ive heard about people who write college papers in the same manner... they just bang that shit out. now if I could write for shit, that's probably what I'd do, travel the world, get books online, and bang shit out. instead I just get drunk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yeah, uh yesterday I had to do some bullshit today, because my glorious apartment is lacking some things.. like toilet paper, soap, you know the important shit. So I wandered around the hood (yau ma tei) and even around 10am almost all stores were still close, except for the numerous 7-11's and circle K's. I figured I'd get ripped off shopping there so I wandered into a train station, and looked at a map. I found this place, Tai Po Market Station which seemed like a good name for a shopping area, so I bought a one way ticket for $10 ($1.29) and off I went! It was a long train ride, and I was really impressed how relatively undeveloped most of Hong Kong is. Considering the massive shortage of housing you'd think they'd be more keen on building but I guess it all hinges on artificial scarcity. Or this place is the Agenda 21 model city. So I finally roll into the station, and yep it enters a mall! Which is barely open. I think shopping here really doesn't start until noon. But long story short I find almost everything I need. I couldn't find some nice incense to burn as it being China you do get people cooking some funky shit from time to time that smells so wonderful. What I found more interesting is that attempting to exit the mall you need a card and pass code, as the neighbourhood and area is restricted to residents only! I don't know what the fuck that is about. Oh well after that I just head on back to the apt and dump off all the shit I bought.. I think I spent around $250 on house shit ($32.33). Next I felt like buying a game pc or something I'm going to be here a few months so why not, right? Well according to reddit the place to go is Sham Shui Po Golden Computer Arcade. So off I go I think it was $5 to get there (do your own math!). And I wandered through the place, and it was a whole lot of windows 8, and android set top boxes. No real deals I was looking for something under $3000 , but 8-10k was going for anything useful. By now Im hungry, so I found this Japanese restaraunt, which I know I can at least order food as I know 0 Mandarin (should have learned something I know but I felt lazy.) which is naturally run by chiners, who don't know the real name of anything but anyways I had 10 asahi beers, and a bunch of yakitori and the bill came to $235! I nearly freaked out but then I realized that is $30 USD! Then I headed off to a 7-11, and loaded up on tsingtao, they had a special on 3 for $17 ($2.50)!! Feeling lazy I took a cab back to my spacious apartment for $25 ($3.22), and to be a nice guy I even tipped the driver $20 ($2.58), went up stairs had some beers, and crashed hard. Now it's 120AM and I'm awake.. :( shit now this is a diary. which one? one left, another showed up, then it left too. now a new temporary one is place, while the original just bides its time. lots of new players, but overall no real change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think so I don't know. Is there bad areas in semi communist china? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +3 because no crack or basic income. thank the gods, something meaningful and worthy of contribution. also I don't get this stripper but not stripper thing. I'm hoping Macau is different. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i have the pimselur express or whatever it is, the first 8 lessons. i just have to listen to it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I found some jap place naturally run by chiners, who don't know the real name of anything but anyways I had 10 asahi beers, and a bunch of yakitori and the bill came to $235! I nearly freaked out but then I realized that is $30 USD! Then I headed off to a 7-11, and loaded up on tsingtao, they had a special on 3 for $17 ($2.50)!! Feeling lazy I took a cab back to my spacious apartment for $25 ($3.22), and to be a nice guy I even tipped the driver $20 ($2.58), went up stairs had some beers, and crashed hard. Now it's 120AM and I'm awake.. :( shit this should have been a diary. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its not great but it isn't bad either. Oh yeah I forgot some chick actually cat called me.. Id have assumed she was a hooker or something but she didn't look like a hooker kinda homely. this place is. weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me never heard of it they have giant neon signs for this blue girl thing too never heard of that either. yes she had teeth I did see them when she flashed a smile.. she seemed like any other person who hangs around mong kok. no really its a place. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe 1.5l? these weren't the raging alcohlic bottles, but the normal 'social' drinker bottles.. I didn't pee until I got home. but i was buzzed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot I took a picture they were 330ml bottles. you know, child size. So just shy of 2L. Also thanks I just pissed. Now Im cracking open a 500ml can, wish they had the 1.5L cans here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I HOPE NOT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.. Even Brogel couldn't keep up. or whatever his name was/is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GATACA$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oops guanine, adenine, thymine, and cytosine. there, happy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I arrived. phew. that was. long. so yeah, high from hong kong. it is amazing pasing through the harbour and it was FULL of shipping containers, ships, busy loading docs, cranes going like crazy... I imagine it is what Brooklyn was like 100 years ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when is the last time you were in asia? how else could millions of people in such a small space support anything? also it is very 'green space' here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It is much worse than you suspect I moved here on my own. just for a few months. I think my apartment is one of those illegal ones, because: they refused to give me the exact address over the mail I have to go through 3 doors to get to my front door a small double bed dominates 90% of the 'room' it was ~ $4500 a month but I do have my own toilet.. and sink. and a nozzle thing for a shower attachment as the toilet area is tiled with a hole in the middle for drainage. I guess this is luxerious compared to the 1,500 a month specials. That said, and I'm badly jet lagged, I passed out around 10pm now it is 1am and I'm wide awake. I'm glad I bought some Tsingtao tallboys although I'm thinking 3 may not do the job. I sure hope the 7-11's and circle K's are 24x7! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meh its only one month just keeping it 'real' .. .lolol gotta feel bad for the fucks trying to raise a family in this kind of space though.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is the don johnson one right? it was kinda gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its happening in slow motion as the american federal empire declines the dragon rises... the only question is at what point will russia say fuck all this shit, and nuke everyone? http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/asia-pacific/130205/japan-says-c hina-missile-radar-targeted-its-ship-island-di right now it is like watching snails fight to the death.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me F0:A2:25 is a private vendor, the 10/8 of the mac world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get a passport and just go you can live in a cage like a rat here! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude: seriously, what the fuck is nothing sacred to pony nerds? I dont think they are fighting over cocoanuts. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but really? you two have so much in common!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thoguht Id just share the disgust. this is nearly as shitty as srs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as a felon I think you are exempt from gov care.. ever wonder why so many give up on the outside, and just stay in prison? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they all are sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go to mexico naow :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the UK is 10-15 years behind the USA so don't worry it is only going to get a lot WORSE.. the US isn't even at the 'getting better' phase. here we are living in an abundance of horse meat, instant entertainment,and yet everyone is depressed. nobody of course wants to examine society in any serious manner (STFU trane) into what about today is frankly anti human and driving everyone to suicide. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me step away from the tree why is everyone else depressed? and why are more becoming depressed? there is something much larger going on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what makes you say that everything is shit, nothing matters and none of us are going to go sailing on that fucking yacht. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm doing my part! Are you? whatever. fuck you all im leaving. I couldn't get an AM flight but fuck it, I'm out of euroland. i'll tell you when I get there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no matter where I go there I am. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me welcome back? why the evacuation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me an american movie house. there is an american flag out front in case any americans find themselves confused and need to be reminded where they are. While it may be a 'library' thanks to the invention of 'multimedia' from the 60's it just means anything that is recorded. the only 'books' you'll find there are on fire safety & how to run the equipment. Naturally they will have PLENTY of pictures. The rest will be movies in various hardware formats from VHS, BetaMax, CAV, LD, DVD, and so on. Because it is in Merka, nobody reads, because fuck yeah! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol? If you want to see truth in female morphology, log onto any southern Craigslist W4M listing. You'll see BBW, PLUS SIZE, NOT BARBIE, and every other cover for JUST PLAIN FAT. So many women who have ruined themselves with lack of exercise and poor diet. And for my money, tattoos ruin the feminine landscape as well. In short, at least down south, I prefer the gals to keep their clothes on so I can continue my own illusions of the fem mystique. the seven pictures weren't even that interesting. I think Ive become desensitized. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've been sexting with my brother for months and he doesn't know it's me... About three months ago I thought it'd be funny for me (19, f) to reply to my brother's (22, m) OKCupid ad using a false account. Don't know why I did it. Never been attracted to him in that way or anything like that and the idea of incest is gross to me but I was in a weird mood. Also I was a bit drunk but that's another story. I ended up putting together a whole fake profiled on OKCupid using some random pictures I found on the internet. In his profile he said he was looking for someone local so I even looked up neighborhoods near where he lives (he moved cross country years ago for college) and found an apartment building near him that I innocently claimed to live in on my profile. I must have spent over an hour creating the fake accounts (Yahoo mail, facebook, okcupid) before I sent him a brief message saying that I thought he was cute and that we should chat. The next day I had tons of replies to my fake profile. I ignored them all except for the one from Kyle, my brother. All he said was that he liked some of the same bands that I did and he thought I was cute. But he also gave me his YIM id. Still thinking it was funny I began to chat with him using the fake YIM account I had made. I was a lot more aggressive with him than I ever am with guys. I must have overdone it because early on he accused me of being a bot or a marketer or something. Eventually he began to trust me, especially after I sent him more pictures of "me" (all downloaded from the internet). It became a fun little prank. Almost every night before bed we would chat and talk about our days and over time he began to flirt with me. He asked if I wanted to see any of his "private pictures". I said yes. I still have them. I can't believe Kyle would take pictures like that. I really can't believe I didn't delete them the second I saw what they were and end the whole thing, but I didn't. Instead what did I do? I sent him some "private pictures" back. Yes. I took some nude photos of myself and sent them to him. I kept my face out of them of course. Even though I'm a bit skinnier and a lot taller than the girl whose image I used for my fake profiles he never questioned it. Instead he became even bolder and one thing led to another and we were having the dirtiest chat I'd ever experienced. For weeks he begged to hear my voice. He constantly asked for my phone number but I told him I still didn't trust him enough to give away my personal information. One day he drew the line: if I wouldn't talk to him then he wasn't going to waste anymore time chatting with me. We ended up using Google Chat. I kept my webcam aimed at my chest and made sure that I didn't show my face or hair. I also used my cutsey-little-voice and faked an accent (I had told him I was from Alabama for some reason). We began chatting like that all the time. The chats always led to him taking out his cock and him asking me to talk dirty to him. I watched Kyle, my own brother, jerk off on camera at least a dozen times as a result. I kept wanting to end it. I really really did but I was addicted. It got so bad that I was standing up my boyfriend sometimes just so I could go home and sext with my brother. I didn't want to break his heart: I had created his perfect girlfriend. She liked all the things he liked, she was kinky and into his kinks (even though some of them repelled me to be honest), and she was on the verge of leaving an abusive boyfriend. Once she did she swore that she would meet him. All of those lies worked for awhile. But they're not working anymore. He's demanding to meet me in person. Just tonight he sent me an e-mail in which he basically said that if I didn't leave my fictional, abusive boyfriend or at least meet him for coffee that he didn't want to continue wasting his time with me. I don't know what to do. Obviously I can't meet him and I can't tell him the truth about who I am either. How would I explain that? My biggest worry is that he has figured out he's being toyed with. I mean, I really don't think he suspects I'm behind all this but by the way he talks to me now I'm pretty sure he knows he's being played. I feel really bad about this. Kyle is a good guy. It's just that what started off as a stupid little prank turned into a hole, then a deeper hole, then an even deeper one. I need to stop digging, I know, but I also need to figure out how to climb out of this hole without hurting Kyle or myself. It's a Saturday night and my boyfriend (who isn't abusive by the way) is out with his friends. I'm home alone watching a sick pet of ours. That's my way of saying I'll be online for awhile. Thanks you loss lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn its all messed up something girls do. so are you a sock puppet of your 'sister' leading us astray as the last 'girl' on k5? oh the horror! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the long run everyone is fucked up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i forgot kitten died 3 years ago. even the annoying die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me actually on valentines day Andrew (Andy) Morris Zebrowitz, born July 27, 1979, passed away Sunday evening, February 14, 2010 at Emory University Hospital. He is survived by his mother Cyndy Newcomer, father Michael Zebrowitz, sister Robin Zebrowitz Harpak and her husband Dotan Zebrowitz Harpak, stepfather Robert E. Newcomer, stepmother Kathy Aldan, grandmother Rosalyn Felheimer, and aunts, uncles, and cousins, all of whom loved him deeply. word was he OD'd on coke at some party. he was running with the wrong crowd. He just didn't have the heart to go on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ! they got you too, bro? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got 99 problems but a PROCRASTI-TRANE circle-jerk a'int one. Such a lost opportunity because old men have no connection to the youth of today. What is the truth about rock music? Music is a powerful and perhaps the most powerful medium in the world. Music. Plato says when the music of a society changes, the whole society will change. Aristotle, a contemporary of Plato's, says when music changes there should be laws to govern the nature and the character of that music. Lenin says that the best and the quickest way to undermine any society is through it's music...Music, ladies and gentleman, is the gift of God it was given to man to offer praises to God and to lift us up to him and to exalt Him to touch the tender recesses of our hearts and of our minds. Satan has taken music and he has counterfeited it, convoluted it, twisted it, exploited it and now he's using it to hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer, hammer a message into the minds and the lifestyles of this generation." back from 1992. yeah, thanks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wasn't going to say anything but thanks for saying it for me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so a chick with no panties is just asking for it. and a victimless crime! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me advertising it like how? some SSID saying IMNOTWEARINGPANTIES? how about a micro FM station? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so if you run a website from your home oh no! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus have you never read a horror novel? you start with cat pictures, something innocent happy and fun, then you slowly dial the hurmor into /r/wtf territory. but you can never say PEEP... cause I'm sure you'll go to the slammer for printing screencaps from /r/spacedicks on some kids printer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mdc acting crazy? shouting and screaming about being on the wrong side of the mirror or some shit? no wai ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hopefully it means he is detoxed off speed sees what a dick he was doesn't return to k5 leads a quite and mundane life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the longer he is here the more he thinks he has something to prove, because his father was in the navy, or some japanese feller makes nuclear weapons for a living was in his college class or something. then he realizes all he does is run gdb for a living then he snaps and.. gets committed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the shelf stable crawford not the essay for all humanity, and the secret (tm), hand in a silver box, the outer of ignorant motherfuckers, the man in the machine, but rather captain SEO & what it means to be insane. shit I don't know I'm not drunk enough I think. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get a life j00. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh tdilo, You can check-out any time you like, But you can never leave... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You Maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me name rank serial number. oh and firmware level. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd send you his last emails but I forget what scoop site I uploaded them to. My exchange server with the copy of those emails is on another continent and that is out of the question. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me &#30452; &# the larger question is when people start to crave teh horse cawk, what will it be substituted with? cow? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was alreay dead. huh. the more you know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me There's too much confusion I can't get no relief. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Businessmen, they drink my wine Plowmen dig my earth. None of them along the line Know what any of it is worth... Or something like that. Oh well ghosts always pop up at inopportune moments. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Morrison worm part XVII "I just lost my job today," Morrison sighed to The Post inside a Buffalo Wild Wings saloon in Stamford, as he searched for answers at the bottom of a Bud Light pint. "I could not go on the air again," lamented Morrison, 44, who was bending his elbow with a very shaky hand. He left after 90 minutes with a takeout order of hot wings -- and said he doubts he'll ever be able to work in New York journalism again. LOL Oh and. File Abuse Report Filed report about Bible Verses. Thank you. ha ha ha. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me general faggotry 1:35 One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. Hi Egil! One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. One does not live by bread alone, but by every splooge that cums from the mouth of God. fuck it dude. "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" "The voice of one crying out in the wilderness: 'Prepare the way of the Lord, and kill yourself.'" white flight! check it out. but its true, it feels like it is Pakistan. Also funny how they call themselves "asians" ... when they clearly aren't Chinese. nah it is more funnier to take pictures and post them everywhere. if you can't turn them off, turn it up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is it right for you to be angry? Is it right for you to be angry? Is it right for you to be angry? YES YES IT IS. oh yeah its ps4 time http://live.cnet.com/Event/Sony_PlayStation_event?ttag=gpwp gag on it fuckers! blizzard came to the party empty handed. LOL.. Capcom needs translators, and was clearly unhappy about being in New York.. Did the TSA give him the special treatment? No price, and no solid release date for the steambox. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me egil Go fuck yourself Also I came fuk u Egil ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me konfession korner I've burnt at least a dozed Gideon Bibles This year alone! They come free with smoking rooms to be honest i always rip Out Romans 13 and rub it in peoples faces.. after I've rubbed it on muh dick ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who else jerked off on genesis 1 1? Let there br splooge! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me found a whole new crazy check out this shit, along with hand drawn notes. jesus just fucking drink already! that was... weird. and largely boring, but at 4 minutes they start fighting, and he bitchslaps the girl pretty hard... then it is just an act? yeah nothing sells comedy more than ME wars and some fat fuck slapping a girl to the ground. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've been to White Chappel can confirm, the eurozone is now under the caliphate. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 20th century pasta President Pitzer, Mr. Vice President, Governor, Congressman Thomas, Senator Wiley, and Congressman Miller, Mr. Webb, Mr. Bell, scientists, distinguished guests, and ladies and gentlemen: I appreciate your president having made me an honorary visiting professor, and I will assure you that my first lecture will be very brief. I am delighted to be here, and I'm particularly delighted to be here on this occasion. We meet at a college noted for knowledge, in a city noted for progress, in a State noted for strength, and we stand in need of all three, for we meet in an hour of change and challenge, in a decade of hope and fear, in an age of both knowledge and ignorance. The greater our knowledge increases, the greater our ignorance unfolds. Despite the striking fact that most of the scientists that the world has ever known are alive and working today, despite the fact that this Nations own scientific manpower is doubling every 12 years in a rate of growth more than three times that of our population as a whole, despite that, the vast stretches of the unknown and the unanswered and the unfinished still far outstrip our collective comprehension. No man can fully grasp how far and how fast we have come, but condense, if you will, the 50,000 years of mans recorded history in a time span of but a half-century. Stated in these terms, we know very little about the first 40 years, except at the end of them advanced man had learned to use the skins of animals to cover them. Then about 10 years ago, under this standard, man emerged from his caves to construct other kinds of shelter. Only five years ago man learned to write and use a cart with wheels. Christianity began less than two years ago. The printing press came this year, and then less than two months ago, during this whole 50-year span of human history, the steam engine provided a new source of power. Newton explored the meaning of gravity. Last month electric lights and telephones and automobiles and airplanes became available. Only last week did we develop penicillin and television and nuclear power, and now if America's new spacecraft succeeds in reaching Venus, we will have literally reached the stars before midnight tonight. This is a breathtaking pace, and such a pace cannot help but create new ills as it dispels old, new ignorance, new problems, new dangers. Surely the opening vistas of space promise high costs and hardships, as well as high reward. So it is not surprising that some would have us stay where we are a little longer to rest, to wait. But this city of Houston, this State of Texas, this country of the United States was not built by those who waited and rested and wished to look behind them. This country was conquered by those who moved forward--and so will space. William Bradford, speaking in 1630 of the founding of the Plymouth Bay Colony, said that all great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. If this capsule history of our progress teaches us anything, it is that man, in his quest for knowledge and progress, is determined and cannot be deterred. The exploration of space will go ahead, whether we join in it or not, and it is one of the great adventures of all time, and no nation which expects to be the leader of other nations can expect to stay behind in the race for space. Those who came before us made certain that this country rode the first waves of the industrial revolutions, the first waves of modern invention, and the first wave of nuclear power, and this generation does not intend to founder in the backwash of the coming age of space. We mean to be a part of it--we mean to lead it. For the eyes of the world now look into space, to the moon and to the planets beyond, and we have vowed that we shall not see it governed by a hostile flag of conquest, but by a banner of freedom and peace. We have vowed that we shall not see space filled with weapons of mass destruction, but with instruments of knowledge and understanding. Yet the vows of this Nation can only be fulfilled if we in this Nation are first, and, therefore, we intend to be first. In short, our leadership in science and in industry, our hopes for peace and security, our obligations to ourselves as well as others, all require us to make this effort, to solve these mysteries, to solve them for the good of all men, and to become the world's leading space-faring nation. We set sail on this new sea because there is new knowledge to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For space science, like nuclear science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the United States occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of peace or a new terrifying theater of war. I do not say the we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of space any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that space can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of war, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours. There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in outer space as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation many never come again. But why, some say, the moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask why climb the highest mountain? Why, 35 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas? We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too. It is for these reasons that I regard the decision last year to shift our efforts in space from low to high gear as among the most important decisions that will be made during my incumbency in the office of the Presidency. In the last 24 hours we have seen facilities now being created for the greatest and most complex exploration in man's history. We have felt the ground shake and the air shattered by the testing of a Saturn C-1 booster rocket, many times as powerful as the Atlas which launched John Glenn, generating power equivalent to 10,000 automobiles with their accelerators on the floor. We have seen the site where the F-1 rocket engines, each one as powerful as all eight engines of the Saturn combined, will be clustered together to make the advanced Saturn missile, assembled in a new building to be built at Cape Canaveral as tall as a 48 story structure, as wide as a city block, and as long as two lengths of this field. Within these last 19 months at least 45 satellites have circled the earth. Some 40 of them were "made in the United States of America" and they were far more sophisticated and supplied far more knowledge to the people of the world than those of the Soviet Union. The Mariner spacecraft now on its way to Venus is the most intricate instrument in the history of space science. The accuracy of that shot is comparable to firing a missile from Cape Canaveral and dropping it in this stadium between the the 40-yard lines. Transit satellites are helping our ships at sea to steer a safer course. Tiros satellites have given us unprecedented warnings of hurricanes and storms, and will do the same for forest fires and icebergs. We have had our failures, but so have others, even if they do not admit them. And they may be less public. To be sure, we are behind, and will be behind for some time in manned flight. But we do not intend to stay behind, and in this decade, we shall make up and move ahead. The growth of our science and education will be enriched by new knowledge of our universe and environment, by new techniques of learning and mapping and observation, by new tools and computers for industry, medicine, the home as well as the school. Technical institutions, such as Rice, will reap the harvest of these gains. And finally, the space effort itself, while still in its infancy, has already created a great number of new companies, and tens of thousands of new jobs. Space and related industries are generating new demands in investment and skilled personnel, and this city and this State, and this region, will share greatly in this growth. What was once the furthest outpost on the old frontier of the West will be the furthest outpost on the new frontier of science and space. Houston, your City of Houston, with its Manned Spacecraft Center, will become the heart of a large scientific and engineering community. During the next 5 years the National Aeronautics and Space Administration expects to double the number of scientists and engineers in this area, to increase its outlays for salaries and expenses to $60 million a year; to invest some $200 million in plant and laboratory facilities; and to direct or contract for new space efforts over $1 billion from this Center in this City. To be sure, all this costs us all a good deal of money. This years space budget is three times what it was in January 1961, and it is greater than the space budget of the previous eight years combined. That budget now stands at $5,400 million a year--a staggering sum, though somewhat less than we pay for cigarettes and cigars every year. Space expenditures will soon rise some more, from 40 cents per person per week to more than 50 cents a week for every man, woman and child in the United Stated, for we have given this program a high national priority--even though I realize that this is in some measure an act of faith and vision, for we do not now know what benefits await us. But if I were to say, my fellow citizens, that we shall send to the moon, 240,000 miles away from the control station in Houston, a giant rocket more than 300 feet tall, the length of this football field, made of new metal alloys, some of which have not yet been invented, capable of standing heat and stresses several times more than have ever been experienced, fitted together with a precision better than the finest watch, carrying all the equipment needed for propulsion, guidance, control, communications, food and survival, on an untried mission, to an unknown celestial body, and then return it safely to earth, re-entering the atmosphere at speeds of over 25,000 miles per hour, causing heat about half that of the temperature of the sun--almost as hot as it is here today--and do all this, and do it right, and do it first before this decade is out--then we must be bold. I'm the one who is doing all the work, so we just want you to stay cool for a minute. [laughter] However, I think we're going to do it, and I think that we must pay what needs to be paid. I don't think we ought to waste any money, but I think we ought to do the job. And this will be done in the decade of the sixties. It may be done while some of you are still here at school at this college and university. It will be done during the term of office of some of the people who sit here on this platform. But it will be done. And it will be done before the end of this decade. I am delighted that this university is playing a part in putting a man on the moon as part of a great national effort of the United States of America. Many years ago the great British explorer George Mallory, who was to die on Mount Everest, was asked why did he want to climb it. He said, "Because it is there." Well, space is there, and we're going to climb it, and the moon and the planets are there, and new hopes for knowledge and peace are there. And, therefore, as we set sail we ask God's blessing on the most hazardous and dangerous and greatest adventure on which man has ever embarked. Thank you. I'm pretty sure he did bang Marilyn Monroe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me strange isn't it? now that we've become the evil empire. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me download inform make it happen. I think I wrote about it ages ago. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2007/12/17/173446/20 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember that shit its when silver started to have real value, and people were just starting to steal copper wires/pipes. they have to do something to prevent people from converting their worthless paper or electronic currency into metals. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should be able to get an elcheapo sub at some 'lectronics store for ~100.. but that'd me leaving the cave. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this wont end well will it? now if only he'd snipe the bible faggot. so why did you post a comment? diarize it fucker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one can dream but there would have been drone strikes, and boner would just rubberstamp everything from obama because there is no fundamental difference between the two arms of the one true party. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i know, right? your life is a fucking nightmare! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mi little ponie! My little pony! so they are an evolutionary offshoot of hipster emofags and furries. may god save us all. Robotech and the Amiga.. Oh and GIF porn. there was some highlights. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jeez dude it was a DECADE, I mean sure 1981 who didn't have a pong machine, and a VCR? Although I didn't get my own Amiga until just before the big C died. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no didn't he ban vodka? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought it had something to do with fear of reprisals against family or some shit. plus its a fuck tonne easier to carve into marble. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I love florida too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no body ever asks how that train from switzerland made its magical journey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and people thought I was craxy for straight up blocking china on the firewall, and using a custom build of openvpn, with altered crypto. sheesh. I bet the old place is hacked to shit now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd send him shit but I could do without the "special treatment" ... so he gets nothing from me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no essays for all humanity? And a lack of chocolate chips... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol @ privilege he's indian, homeless and cruises public parks for ghey hookups. where i the privilege there? The privileged fuckers are the kids in your class as they haven't fucked their lives up beyond repair yet. But I'm sure via FB&Tweeter they are doing it right now. lurk more on /r/srs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who isn't? fuckers have the world by the balls and don't realize it. youth is wasted on the young. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as long as there are pipes burners and screens, our indian friend will be there heating up some rocks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont see how this is getting MDC any freeer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mfing? ign? what is a matter, karma got your tounge? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why does it bother me? Only because I let it Fuck your bible' its a liquid how can you fuck a liquid? low lube up the bible, ive got some verses to fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont forget the Federalist papers And pepper in some anti fed for spice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good luck, you dirty old lady. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like that I think they are old cat ladies by now.. I don't think I've got plans past May.. long term planning seems so pointless at this point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me abuse report filed shit, now I forget what else I was gong to say fucking faggot. yourself kill now! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is just random quoting no telling. not that it matters i haven't ready any of it, it could be some kind of a tell for all I know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mine are better because mine are my life experiences, not some bronze age bullshit copypasta ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol DUM DEM DOWN. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello So yeah ill be in Hong Kong, then off to Japan But I want to see the south So from Japan during summer/winter where to go? Auz or kiwi land? Also how to get to Germany for Oktoberfest? Through south America IR double back on Asia to Europe? ? I can't suicide, just yet too much to drink for. Fucker. lol Nope! !!! Fuck the UAE! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck that place from orbit With my 25,000 km cawk. Also channeling mdc ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I too have a broken tooth but you don't see me belly aching about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its still more amusing than your toking in your car. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me give me a basic income of $500,000 USD.. basically. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now i feel like a cheap whore only askng for half a million, tax free in un circulated small bills. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and when will this be? There are more blacks in prison in Obamas america than there was blacks held in bondage under Lincoln. I don't think Obama is going to free anyone who isn't employed by HSBC or Goldman Sachs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me take a case of monocilepolish Git on your yacht and die in a fire at sea. Faggot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me abuse report filed: OP is a faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me back from netherlands fucking full of hipsters, pizza joints, and Mc Donnalds and Burger King. Also they don't have "Mc Royale with Cheese" its a fucking quarter pounder. my life is a lie. I can't steady the blade Also there is too many TV hookers.. it really should be a k5 tourist destination. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as much as i like to dumpster dive I like to drink moar! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what I don't get is coming from Japan why are flights to Auckland New Zealand half the price of say Darwin Australia??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its been a long long while but yeah its now "LE ROYAL CHEESE, because you know, metric. did he at least get high in Amsterdam? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mayonaise and vinegar? yeah. but it's not the same type of faire you find in the americas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i didnt Just looked at a menu Contrary to popular belief you can enter on without buying mcslop ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i didnt Just looked. Also didn't bang any TV hookers and didn't smoke dope ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me anne frank The only J00 I gave a fuck about who died in a fire. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I figure when I'm done with asia and down under, I'll weasel my way back on the continent with a middle trip to switzerland. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me admit it this is what you are talking about, sweet junkie ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just leave them in a room alone with a fan on full blast over night. see how many of them drop dead from fan death. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me families were taboo in brave new world. sad to say but your hooker is living in the future. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dorner: an hero Called it http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local/inland_empire&id=8994355 faggot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 100% fake think of it this way, if they moved say 30 hogs heads of whiskey a week (not too far fetched) you'd be bathing people in that shit. they'd dry out. total scam. didn't we cover this already? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more inline with inflation shit costs more (like tangible goods) so much like the horse meat (and god only knows what else) fiasco in the eurozone, watering down booze is the new normal to maintain old prices... and who thought all this QEinfinity shit would have no consequences? they are eating horses here for fucks sakes! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah unless you only buy burbon and your income increases more than 10% increases .. year over year.. yeah... most wage slaves are lucky to get 2-3% year over year. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crying in my beer. all kinds of shit going the way of sand and sawdust. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is always room for cake /nt ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure why not in a day or two people will forget who he even was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me welcome to the new normal. dont worry they kids will be doped out on anti depressants after all it'll be abnormal to miss mommy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ironically it will turn the kids into addicts, and they'll be abused. then they too will turn into hookers & dealers. the circle is now complete. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but suicide does why haven't you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hooooleee shit! what is the best thing since colombine doom levels? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-kDyWU5Jos this is awesome fucking party on! also no idea but gotta download it later. save it just incase ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no I think you just need to survive for a while... CrossOver (wine) wont run the fucking thing, but thankfully zdoom is portable, so I found the gay OS X version, plopped in the Dorner wads and played it a bunch last night. It is quite funny.. for all the wrong reasons. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aren't you MDC why aren't you in custody? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't break your back walking is one of those things people take for granted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so how do you feel? and what is the deal with your waist? what are you 38 22 28? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Looks like they cooked him at the one minute mark, on this youtube they bring out the burner, and start a fire. the only question is did he off himself before he was BBQ'd At about 6:40 p.m., CBS senior correspondent John Miller reported that a law-enforcement source told him that a body "believed to be that of ex-LAPD officer Chris Dorner" had been removed from the cabin. But at press time, police still had not confirmed that the man they battled was Dorner ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now they are saying no body who the fuck knows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's jsut another rich fuck that does this either for fun, or to maintain the status quo which he benefits from so much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe it is time to do door to door psych evals on all americans, and pump anti psychotics and anti depressants into the water supply... Assuming they aren't doing that already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah lets huddle around in a burnt out K-Mart in TN, and post to some dead website in NYC, while jerking off to horsec0ck p0rn while waiting for the police to storm the cosmetic shelves and burn everyone alive. Worse we'd have to depend on deb's arsenal to incriminate and defend. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me We: didn't start the fire!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me state of the union and how cispa/pippa basically was passed by executive order, because, you know, fuck congress. rabble rabble rabble ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh shit, the dark knight (aka Gi-Bro) sighted watch live here http://ktla.com/live/#axzz2KFSanNzH ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?? LAPD at the airport but they can't go in. but it could be something like 200+ vs 1 .... although the LAPD keeps on saying 'our officers' while talking about San Berdino? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Please fucking die of aids or just fucking kill yourself already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well considering GI-BRO has SAM's and is running lose in California, it is safe to say any idiot in California can get a SAM. The officer did the right thing in responding to the terrorist threat. So who is going to send him books on learning Arabic, and the Koran? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking of penises how do you feel about NK's new nuke? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it true that when they fled Beijing the ROC people took all the gold? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ask me when im dead ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rusy is Bible Verses 1:1 I call! My soul continuall any longstock of they and me therefor he has marknes; so the become come with bitten withing; he object of it and of my prayer; he laugh I call day long ago. He has set me withinks off my for fait in who has bow and and brought of my affliction me come with grave has seen me as made my people thought; against longs any longstock of his a become to mind, and my wall! My soul, and the besieged me with wormwood. He is become object of hiding; he dead of his made me who han I call darkness a made me to dark fore new ever in ashes; he sit fore never ceases, his I have of long. He hoped markness wraths crooken an end; therefore my the Lord nevery flesh and one has me along. He shot escape; he turns of God's wraths cry mone with bitten mercies never in and the arrows on grind is your faith grind to day longs a bent hand my skin affliction and tribulate; I has seen my portion; he shuts of love for his his a made my affliction," say, a lion grind, again him." I says without The besieged me cower in his your fait for his has filled made my path; he has mark fore never ceases, his made my for from the stead hope in with gravel, and cry mornings a made me deadfaste about and and my ways way love berefor from thereforgotten and and the Lord." The of the of it and any lonelesh and me continuall day affliction; he rod of that I has made me. But soul cower ceases, he has a made me with heavy chain with bitten any light mercies new every morning ago. He has a made my waste of out fucking time. Rusty, fix your site! You have too!. best student evah! I'm sure all those innocent civvies would argue against the "precision" of these unlawful murders. but hey justice is such a mushy thing, no need for any of that shit. drone on ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Susan Crawford: carrying the torch thank the gods! TL;DW... DC. holy shit that was awesome just like a minimall! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one way or another he is/will be forever an hero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dark knight got to add that to the list. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the thing about setting limits is like drawing lines in the sand..... its always fun to cross the rhine, and smash that fucker in a blitzkrieg! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oggfrog the software problem, ignorant motherfuckers, joseph stack, essays for humanity... mumble doesn't pretend to be jesus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why is euphoria a bad thing banned by everyone? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yay getting drunk is always fun. also where do they still sell beer in cartons? china? I forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so apparently sambo has a SAM how the fuck does someone get a hold of one of these things? last time I looked at firearms at WALMART they were lacking in the surface to air missile type range.. what gives? So where does one pick up a SAM for home defense against the drones? I dont think it was in the redacted version. I know this may be shocking, but your news media is lying to you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rm -rf / also sshd has some listen/bind thing... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aint life a bitch but when you bind on * you are going to be on every port, so you'll have to configure each service. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? HOW IS THIS FAGGOT STILL ALIVE? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah before he gets KIA'd .. this guy is on a script for Adderal and some kind of anti-depressant.. (paxal? effexor? does it matter??) adverse side effects associated with antidepressants including, but not limited to mania, (violent, abnormal behavior), hypomania, amnesia, manic reaction, psychotic reaction, delirium, delusion, hallucinations, hostility, psychosis and homicidal ideation. How could this possibly turn out this way? well make no mistake the LAPD wants him DEAD. I think something else is going on that he witnessed.... but who knows. I did post the uncensored manifesto although it seems people didn't realize that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford's got a gun From: Christopher Jordan Dorner /7648 To: America Subj: Last resort Regarding CF# 07-004281 I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from media reports that I am suspected of committing such horrendous murders and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be villified by the LAPD and the media. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the LAPD and reclaim my name. The department has not changed since the Rampart and Rodney King days. It has gotten worse. The consent decree should never have been lifted. The only thing that has evolved from the consent decree is those officers involved in the Rampart scandal and Rodney King incidents have since promoted to supervisor, commanders, and command staff, and executive positions. The question is, what would you do to clear your name? Name; A word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known, addressed, or referred to. Name Synonyms; reputation, title, appellation, denomination, repute. A name is more than just a noun, verb, or adjective. It's your life, your legacy, your journey, sacrifices, and everything you've worked hard for every day of your life as and adolescent, young adult and adult. Don't let anybody tarnish it when you know you've live up to your own set of ethics and personal ethos. In 8/07 I reported an officer (Ofcr. Teresa Evans/now a Sergeant), for kicking a suspect (excessive force) during a Use of Force while I was assigned as a patrol officer at LAPD's Harbor Division. While cuffing the suspect, (Christopher Gettler), Evans kicked the suspect twice in the chest and once in the face. The kick to the face left a visible injury on the left cheek below the eye. Unfortunately after reporting it to supervisors and investigated by PSB (internal affairs investigator Det. Villanueva/Gallegos), nothing was done. I had broken their supposed "Blue Line". Unfortunately, It's not JUST US, it's JUSTICE!!! In fact, 10 months later on 6/25/08, after already successfully completing probation, acquiring a basic Post Certificate, and Intermediate Post Certificate, I was relieved of duty by the LAPD while assigned to patrol at Southwest division. It is clear as day that the department retaliated toward me for reporting Evans for kicking Mr. Christopher Gettler. The department stated that I had lied and made up the report that Evans had kicked the suspect. I later went to a Board of Rights (department hearing for decision of continued employment) from 10/08 to 1/09. During this BOR hearing a video was played for the BOR panel where Christopher Gettler stated that he was indeed kicked by Officer Evans (video sent to multiple news agencies). In addition to Christopher Gettler stating he was kicked, his father Richard Gettler, also stated that his son had stated he was kicked by an officer when he was arrested after being released from custody. This was all presented for the department at the BOR hearing. They still found me guilty and terminated me. What they didn't mention was that the BOR panel made up of Capt. Phil Tingirides, Capt. Justin Eisenberg, and City Attorney Martella had a signigicant problem from the time the board was assembled. Capt. Phil Tingirides was a personal friend of Teresa Evans from when he was her supervisor at Harbor station. That is a clear conflict of interest and I made my argument for his removal early and was denied. The advocate for the LAPD BOR was Sgt. Anderson. Anderson also had a conflict of interest as she was Evans friend and former partner from Harbor division where they both worked patrol together. I made my argument for her removal when I discovered her relation to Evans and it was denied. During the BOR, the department attempted to label me unsuccessfully as a bully. They stated that I had bullied a recruit, Abraham Schefres, in the academy when in reality and unfounded disposition from the official 1.28 formal complaint investigation found that I was the one who stood up for Abraham Schefres when other recruits sang nazi hitler youth songs about burning Jewish ghettos in WWII Germany where his father was a survivor of a concentration camp. How fucking dare you attempt to label me with such a nasty vile word. I ask that all earnest journalist investigating this story ask Ofcr. Abraham Schefres about the incident when Ofcr. Burdios began singing a nazi youth song about burning jewish ghettos. The internal affairs investigation in the academy involving Schefres was spurned by a complaint that I had initiated toward two fellow recruit/offifcers. While on a assigned patrol footbeat in Hollywood Division, Officers Hermilio Buridios IV and Marlon Magana (both current LAPD officers) decided that they would voice their personal feelings about the black community. While traveling back to the station in a 12 passenger van I heard Magana refer to another individual as a nigger. I wasn't sure if I heard correctly as there were many conversations in the van that was compiled of at least 8 officers and he was sitting in the very rear and me in the very front. Even with the multiple conversations and ambient noise I heard Officer Magana call an indivdual a nigger again. Now that I had confirmed it, I told Magana not to use that word again. I explained that it was a well known offensive word that should not be used by anyone. He replied, "I'll say it when I want". Officer Burdios, a friend of his, also stated that he would say nigger when he wanted. At that point I jumped over my front passenger seat and two other officers where I placed my hands around Burdios' neck and squeezed. I stated to Burdios, "Don't fucking say that". At that point there was pushing and shoving and we were separated by several other officers. What I should have done, was put a Winchester Ranger SXT 9mm 147 grain bullet in his skull and Officer Magana's skull. The Situation would have been resolved effective, immediately. The sad thing about this incident was that when Detective Ty from internal affairs investigated this incident only (1) officer (unknown) in the van other than myself had statements constistent with what actually happened. The other six officers (John Carey, Gary Parker, Jacob Waks, Abraham Schefres and names I have forgotten) all stated they heard nothing and saw nothing. Shame on every one of you. Shame on Detective Ty (same ethnicity as Burdios) for creating a separate 1.28 formal complaint against me (Schefres complaint) in retaliation for initiating the complaint against Burdios and Magana. Don't retaliate against honest officers for breaking your so called blue line. I hope your son Ryan Ty, who I knew, is a better officer than you, Detective Ty.The saddest part of this ordeal was that Officer Burdios and Magana were only given 22 day suspensions and are still LAPD officers to this day. That day, the LAPD stated that it is acceptable for fellow officers to call black officers niggers to their face and you will receive a slap on the wrist. Even sadder is that during that 22 day suspension Buridios and Magana received is that the LAPPL (Los Angeles Police Protective League) paid the officers their salaries while they were suspended. When I took a two day suspension for an accidental discharge, I took my suspension and never applied for a league salary. Its called integrity. Journalist, I want you to investigate every location I resided in growing up. Find any incidents where I was ever accused of being a bully. You won't, because it doesn't exist. It's not in my DNA. Never was. I was the only black kid in each of my elementary school classes from first grade to seventh grade in junior high and any instances where I was disciplined for fighting was in response to fellow students provoking common childhood schoolyard fights, or calling me a nigger or other derogatory racial names. I grew up in neighborhoods where blacks make up less than 1%. My first recollection of racism was in the first grade at Norwalk Christian elementary school in Norwalk, CA. A fellow student, Jim Armstrong if I can recall, called me a nigger on the playground. My response was swift and non-lethal. I struck him fast and hard with a punch an kick. He cried and reported it to a teacher. The teacher reported it to the principal. The principal swatted Jim for using a derogatory word toward me. He then for some unknown reason swatted me for striking Jim in response to him calling me a nigger. He stated as good Christians we are to turn the other cheek as Jesus did. Problem is, I'm not a fucking Christian and that old book, made of fiction and limited non-fiction, called the bible, never once stated Jesus was called a nigger. How dare you swat me for standing up for my rights for demanding that I be treated as a equal human being. That day I made a life decision that i will not tolerate racial derogatory terms spoken to me. Unfortunately I was swatted multiple times for the same exact reason up until junior high. Terminating me for telling the truth of a caucasian officer kicking a mentally ill man is disgusting. Don't ever call me a fucking bully. I want all journalist to utilize every source you have that specializes in collections for your reports. With the discovery and evidence available you will see the truth. Unfortunately, I will not be alive to see my name cleared. That's what this is about, my name. A man is nothing without his name. Below is a list of locations where I resided from childhood to adulthood. Cerritos, CA. Pico Rivera, CA. La Palma, CA. Thousand Oaks, CA.Cedar City, UT. Pensacola, FL. Enid, OK. Yorba Linda, CA. Las Vegas, NV. During the BOR an officer named, Sgt. Hernandez, from Los Angeles Port Police testified on behalf of the LAPD. Hernandez stated for the BOR that he arrived at the location of the UOF shortly before I cuffed the suspect. He also stated that he assisted in cuffing the suspect and that's old the BOR he told me to fix my tie. All of those statements were LIES!!! Hernandez, you arrived at the UOF location up to 30 seconds after I had cuffed Mr. Gettler. All you did was help me lift the suspect to his feet as it was difficult for me to do by myself because of his heavy weight. You did not tell me to fix my tie as the BOR members and everyone else in the room know you lied because the photographic evidence from the UOF scene where Gettler's injuries were photographed clearly shows me wearing a class B uniform on that day. A class B uniform is a short sleeved uniform blouse. A short sleeved uniform blouse for the LAPD does not have a tie included. This is not Super Troopers uniform, you jackass. Why did you feel the need to embellish and lie about your involvement in the UOF? Are you ashamed that you could not get hired on by any other department other than port police? Do you have delusions of grandeur? What you did was perjury, exactly what Evans did when she stated she did not kick Christopher Gettler. What they failed to mention in the BOR was Teresa Evans own use of force history during her career on the LAPD. She has admitted that she has a lengthy use of force record and has been flagged several times by risk management. She has a very well known nickname, Chupacabra, which she was very proud to flaunt around the division. She found it very funny and entertaining to draw blood from suspects and arrestees. At one point she even intentionally ripped the flesh off the arm of a woman we had arrested for battery (sprayed her neighbor with a garden water hose). Knowing the woman had thin elastic skin, she performed and Indian burn to the woman's arm after cuffing her. That woman was in her mid-70's, a mother and grandmother, and was angry at her tenants who failed to pay rent on time. Something I can completely understand and I am sure many have wanted to do toward tenants who do not pay their rent. Teresa Evans was also demoted from a senior lead officer rank/position for performance issues. During my two months of working patrol with Teresa Evans, I found her as a woman who was very angry that she had been pulled from patrol for a short time because of a domestic violence report made by Long Beach Police Department because of an incident involving her active LAPD officer boyfriend, Dominick Fuentes, and herself. Dominick Fuentes is the same officer investigated for witness tampering. She also was visibly angry on a daily basis that she was going to have to file for bankruptcy because her ex-husband, a former LAPD officer and not Dominick Fuentes, who had left the department, state, and was nowhere to be found had left her with a tax bill and debt that she was unable to pay because of a lack of financial means. Evans, you are a POS and you lied right to the BOR panel when Randy Quan asked you if you kicked Christopher Gettler. You destroyed my life and name because of your actions. Time is up. The time is now to confess to Chief Beck. I ask that all journalist investigating this story submit request for FOIA with the LAPD to gain access to the BOR transcripts which occurred from 10/08 to 2/09. There, you will see that a video was played for the BOR members of Mr. Christopher Gettler who suffers from Schizophrenia and Dementia stating that he was kicked by a female officer. That video evidence supports my claim that Evans kicked him twice in the upper body and once in the face. I would like all journalist to also request copies of all reports that I had written while employed by LAPD. Whether in the academy, or during my 3 years as a police officer. There are DR#'s attached to each report (investigative report) that I have ever written so they all exist. A FOIA request will most likely be needed to access these at Parker center or at the Personnel/Records. Judge my writin/grammar skills for yourself. The department attempted to paint me as an officer who could not write reports. Even though Sgt. Joel Sydanmaa a training officer who trained me stated for the BOR panel that there was nothing wrong with my report writing and that I was better than all rookie/probationer officers he has ever trained. Officer David Drew stated the same but refused to testify as he did not want to "get involved" with the BOR's. Contact Sgt. Donald Deming ,(now a Captain at Lompoc PD), Sgt. Thaddeus Faulk, and Sgt. Ed Clark. All will state that my report writing was impeccable. I will tell you this, I always type my reports because I have messy handwriting/penmanship. I never had a single kickback/redlined report at Southwest division and Sgt. Faulk and Sgt. Clark can testify to that. I never received an UNSATISFACTORY on any day or week. The same can be said within the U.S. Naval Reserves. All commanders will state that my report writing was always clear, concise, and impeccable. Even search my AAR (after action reports),chits, Memorandum's, IIR's (Intelligence Information Reports) which were written in the Navy. All were pristine. I had worked patrol at LAPD's Harbor Division from 2/06 until 7/06 when I was involuntarily recalled back to active duty (US Navy) for a 12 month mobilization/deployment to Centcom in support of OIF/OEF. I returned back to LAPD's Harbor division on 7/07 and immediately returned to patrol. I worked at Harbor division until 11/07 where I then transferred to Southwest Division. I worked At Southwest division until 6/25/08 when I was relieved of duty. I have exhausted all available means at obtaining my name back. I have attempted all legal court efforts within appeals at the Superior Courts and California Appellate courts. This is my last resort. The LAPD has suppressed the truth and it has now lead to deadly consequences. The LAPD's actions have cost me my law enforcement career that began on 2/7/05 and ended on 1/2/09. They cost me my Naval career which started on 4/02 and ends on 2/13. I had a TS/SCI clearance(Top Secret Sensitive Compartmentalized Information clearance) up until shortly after my termination with LAPD. This is the highest clearance a service member can attain other than a Yankee White TS/SCI which is only granted for those working with and around the President/Vice President of the United States. I lost my position as a Commanding Officer of a Naval Security Forces reserve unit at NAS Fallon because of the LAPD. I've lost a relationship with my mother and sister because of the LAPD. I've lost a relationship with close friends because of the LAPD. In essence, I've lost everything because the LAPD took my name and new I was INNOCENT!!! Capt Phil Tingirides, Justin Eisenberg, Martella, Randy Quan, and Sgt. Anderson all new I was innocent but decided to terminate me so they could continue Ofcr. Teresa Evans career. I know about the meeting between all of you where Evans attorney, Rico, confessed that she kicked Christopher Gettler (excessive force). Your day has come. I'm not an aspiring rapper, I'm not a gang member, I'm not a dope dealer, I don't have multiple babies momma's. I am an American by choice, I am a son, I am a brother, I am a military service member, I am a man who has lost complete faith in the system, when the system betrayed, slandered, and libeled me. I lived a good life and though not a religious man I always stuck to my own personal code of ethics, ethos and always stuck to my shoreline and true North. I didn't need the US Navy to instill Honor, Courage, and Commitment in me but I thank them for re-enforcing it. It's in my DNA. Luckily I don't have to live everyday like most of you. Concerned if the misconduct you were apart of is going to be discovered. Looking over your shoulder, scurrying at every phone call from internal affairs or from the Captains office wondering if that is the day PSB comes after you for the suspects you struck when they were cuffed months/years ago or that $500 you pocketed from the narcotics dealer, or when the other guys on your watch beat a transient nearly to death and you never reported the UOF to the supervisor. No, I don't have that concern, I stood up for what was right but unfortunately have dealt with the reprocussions of doing the right thing and now losing my name and everything I ever stood for. You fuckers knew Evans was guilty of kicking (excessive force) Gettler and you did nothing but get rid of what you saw as the problem, the whistleblower. Gettler himself stated on video tape ( provided for the BOR and in transcripts) he was kicked and even his father stated that his son said he was kicked by Evans when he was released from custody. The video was played for the entire BOR to hear. Tingirides, Eisenberg, and Martella all heard it. You're going to see what a whistleblower can do when you take everything from him especially his NAME!!! Look what you did to Sgt. Gavin (now lieutenant) when he exposed the truth of your lying, racism, and PSB cover-ups to frame and convict an innocent man. You can not police yourselves and the consent decree was unsuccessful. Sgt. Gavin, I met you on the range several times as a recruit and as an officer. You're a good man and I saw it in your eyes an actions. Self Preservation is no longer important to me. I do not fear death as I died long ago on 1/2/09. I was told by my mother that sometimes bad things happen to good people. I refuse to accept that. From 2/05 to 1/09 I saw some of the most vile things humans can inflict on others as a police officer in Los Angeles. Unfortunately, it wasn't in the streets of LA. It was in the confounds of LAPD police stations and shops (cruisers). The enemy combatants in LA are not the citizens and suspects, it's the police officers.People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. How ironic that you utilize a fixed glass structure as your command HQ. You use as a luminous building to symbolize that you are transparent, have nothing to hide, or suppress when in essence, concealing, omitting, and obscuring is your forte. Chief Beck, this is when you need to have that come to Jesus talk with Sgt. Teresa Evans and everyone else who was involved in the conspiracy to have me terminated for doing the right thing. you also need to speak with her attorney, Rico, and his conversation with the BOR members and her confession of guilt in kicking Mr. Gettler. I'll be waiting for a PUBLIC response at a press conference. When the truth comes out, the killing stops. Why didn't you charge me with filing a false police report when I came forward stating that Evans kicked Mr. Christopher Gettler? You file criminal charges against every other officer who is accused and terminated for filing a false police report. You didn't because you knew I was innocent and a criminal court would find me innocent and expose your department for suppressing the truth and retaliation, that's why. The attacks will stop when the department states the truth about my innocence, PUBLICLY!!! I will not accept any type of currency/goods in exchange for the attacks to stop, nor do i want it. I want my name back, period. There is no negotiation. I am not the state department who states they do not negotiate with terrorist, because anybody with a Secret or TS/SCI has seen IIR's on SIPR and knows that the US state department always negotiates by using CF countries or independent sovereign/neutral country to mediate and compromising. This department has not changed from the Daryl Gates and Mark Fuhrman days. Those officers are still employed and have all promoted to Command staff and supervisory positions. I will correct this error. Are you aware that an officer (a rookie/probationer at the time) seen on the Rodney King videotape striking Mr. King multiple times with a baton on 3/3/91 is still employed by the LAPD and is now a Captain on the police department? Captain Rolando Solano is now the commanding officer of a LAPD police station (West LA division). As a commanding officer, he is now responsible for over 200 officers. Do you trust him to enforce department policy and investigate use of force investigations on arrestees by his officers? Are you aware Evans has since promoted to Sergeant after kicking Mr. Gettler in the face. Oh, you Violated a citizens civil rights? We will promote you. Same as LAPD did with the the officers from Metro involved in the May Day melee at MacArthur Park. They promoted them to Sergeant (a supervisor role). No one is saying you can't be prejudiced or a bigot. We are all human and hold prejudices. If you state that you don't have prejudices, your lying! But, when you act on it and victimize innocent citizens and fellow innocen officers, than that is a concern. For you officers who do the job in the name of JUSTICE, those of you who lost honest officers to this event, look at the name of those on the BOR and the investigating officers from PSB and Evans and ask them, how come you couldn't tell the truth? Why did you terminate an honest officer and cover for a dishonest officer who victimized a mentally ill citizen. Sometimes humans feel a need to prove they are the dominant race of a species and they inadvertently take kindness for weakness from another individual. You chose wrong. Terminating officers because they expose a culture of lying, racism (from the academy), and excessive use of force will immediately change. PSB can not police their own and that has been proven. The blue line will forever be severed and a cultural change will be implanted. You have awoken a sleeping giant. I am here to change and make policy. The culture of LAPD versus the community and honest/good officers needs to and will change. I am here to correct and calibrate your morale compasses to true north. Those Caucasian officers who join South Bureau divisions (77th,SW,SE, an Harbor) with the sole intent to victimize minorities who are uneducated, and unaware of criminal law, civil law, and civil rights. You prefer the South bureau because a use of force/deadly force is likely and the individual you use UOF on will likely not report it. You are a high value target. Those Black officers in supervisory ranks and pay grades who stay in south bureau (even though you live in the valley or OC) for the sole intent of getting retribution toward subordinate caucasians officers for the pain and hostile work environment their elders inflicted on you as probationers (P-1s) and novice P-2's. You are a high value target. You perpetuated the cycle of racism in the department as well. You breed a new generation of bigoted caucasian officer when you belittle them and treat them unfairly. Those Hispanic officers who victimize their own ethnicity because they are new immigrants to this country and are unaware of their civil rights. You call them wetbacks to their face and demean them in front of fellow officers of different ethnicities so that you will receive some sort of acceptance from your colleagues. I'm not impressed. Most likely, your parents or grandparents were immigrants at one time, but you have forgotten that. You are a high value target. Those lesbian officers in supervising positions who go to work, day in day out, with the sole intent of attempting to prove your misandrist authority (not feminism) to degrade male officers. You are a high value target. Those Asian officers who stand by and observe everything I previously mentioned other officers participate in on a daily basis but you say nothing, stand for nothing and protect nothing. Why? Because of your usual saying, " I......don't like conflict". You are a high value target as well.Those of you who "go along to get along" have no backbone and destroy the foundation of courage. You are the enablers of those who are guilty of misconduct. You are just as guilty as those who break the code of ethics and oath you swore. Citizens/non-combatants, do not render medical aid to downed officers/enemy combatants. They would not do the same for you. They will let you bleed out just so they can brag to other officers that they had a 187 caper the other day and can't wait to accrue the overtime in future court subpoenas. As they always say, "that's the paramedics job...not mine". Let the balance of loss of life take place. Sometimes a reset needs to occur. It is endless the amount of times per week officers arrest an individual, label him a suspect-arrestee-defendant and then before arraignment or trial realize that he is innocent based on evidence. You know what they say when they realize an innocent man just had his life turned upside down?. "I guess he should have stayed at home that day he was discovered walking down the street and matching the suspects description. Oh well, he appeared to be a dirtbag anyways". Meanwhile the falsely accused is left to pick up his life, get a new, family, friends, and sense of self worth. Don't honor these fallen officers/dirtbags. When your family members die, they just see you as extra overtime at a crime scene and at a perimeter. Why would you value their lives when they clearly don't value yours or your family members lives? I've heard many officers who state they see dead victims as ATV's, Waverunners, RV's and new clothes for their kids. Why would you shed a tear for them when they in return crack a smile for your loss because of the impending extra money they will receive in their next paycheck for sitting at your loved ones crime scene of 6 hours because of the overtime they will accrue. They take photos of your loved ones recently deceased bodies with their cellphones and play a game of who has the most graphic dead body of the night with officers from other divisions. This isn't just the 20 something year old officers, this is the 50 year old officers with significant time on the job as well who participate. You allow an officer, Thaniya Sungruenyos, to attempt to hack into my credit union account and still remain on the job even when Det. Zolezzi shows the evidence that the IP address (provided by LAPFCU) that attempted to hack into my account and change my username and password leads directly to her residence. You even allow this visibly disgusting looking officer to stay on the job when she perjures (lies) in court (Clark County Family Court) to the judge's face and denies hacking into my personal credit union online account when I attempted to get my restraint order extended. Det. Zolezzi provided the evidence and you still do nothing. How do you know when a police officer is lying??? When he begins his sentence with, "based on my experience and training". No one grows up and wants to be a cop killer. It was against everything I've ever was. As a young police explorer I found my calling in life. But, As a young police officer I found that the violent suspects on the street are not the only people you have to watch. It is the officer who was hired on to the department (pre-2000) before polygraphs were standard for all new hires and an substantial vetting in a backround investigation. To those children of the officers who are eradicated, your parent was not the individual you thought they were. As you get older,you will see the evidence that your parent was a tyrant who loss their ethos and instead followed the path of moral corruptness. They conspired to hide and suppress the truth of misconduct on others behalf's. Your parent will have a name and plaque on the fallen officers memorial in D.C. But, In all honesty, your parents name will be a reminder to other officers to maintain the oath they swore and to stay along the shoreline that has guided them from childhood to that of a local, state, or federal law enforcement officer. Bratton, Beck, Hayes, Tingirides, Eisenberg, Martella, Quan, Evans, Hernandez, Villanueva/Gallegos, and Anderson. Your lack of ethics and conspiring to wrong a just individual are over. Suppressing the truth will leave to deadly consequences for you and your family. There will be an element of surprise where you work, live, eat, and sleep. I will utilize ISR at your home, workplace, and all locations in between. I will utilize OSINT to discover your residences, spouses workplaces, and children's schools. IMINT to coordinate and plan attacks on your fixed locations. Its amazing whats on NIPR. HUMINT will be utilized to collect personal schedules of targets. I never had the opportunity to have a family of my own, I'm terminating yours. Quan, Anderson, Evans, and BOR members Look your wives/husbands and surviving children directly in the face and tell them the truth as to why your children are dead. Never allow a LAPPL union attorney to be a retired LAPD Captain,(Quan). He doesn't work for you, your interest, or your name. He works for the department, period. His job is to protect the department from civil lawsuits being filed and their best interest which is the almighty dollar. His loyalty is to the department, not his client. Even when he knowingly knows your innocent and the BOR also knows your innocent after Christopher Gettler stated on videotape that he was kicked and Evans attorney confessed to the BOR off the record that she kicked Gettler. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants-TJ. This quote is not directed toward the US government which I fully support 100%. This is toward the LAPD who can not monitor itself. The consent decree should not have been lifted, ever. I know your TTP's, (techniques, tactics, and procedures). Any threat assessments you you generate will be useless. This is simple, I know your TTP's and PPR's. I will mitigate any of your attempts at preservation. ORM is my friend. I will mitigate all risks, threats and hazards. I assure you that Incident Command Posts will be target rich environments. KMA-367 license plate frames are great target indicators and make target selection even easier.I will conduct DA operations to destroy, exploit and seize designated targets. If unsuccessful or unable to meet objectives in these initial small scale offensive actions, I will reassess my BDA and re-attack until objectives are met. I have nothing to lose. My personal casualty means nothing. Just alike AAF's, ACM's, and AIF's, you can not prevail against an enemy combatant who has no fear of death. An enemy who embraces death is a lose, lose situation for their enemy combatants. Hopefully you analyst have done your homework. You are aware that I have always been the top shot, highest score, an expert in rifle qualifications in every unit I've been in. I will utilize every bit of small arms training, demolition, ordnance, and survival training I've been given. Do you know why we are unsuccessful in asymmetrical and guerrilla warfare in CENTCOM theatre of operations? I'll tell you. It's not the inefficiency of our combatant commanders, planning, readiness or training of troops. Much like the Vietnam war, ACM, AAF, foreign fighters, Jihadist, and JAM have nothing to lose. They embrace death as it is a way of life. I simply don't fear it. I am the walking exigent circumstance you created. The Violence of action will be HIGH. I am the reason TAC alert was established. I will bring unconventional and asymmetrical warfare to those in LAPD uniform whether on or off duty. ISR is my strength and your weakness. You will now live the life of the prey. Your RD's and homes away from work will be my AO and battle space. I will utilize every tool within INT collections that I learned from NMITC in Dam Neck. You have misjudged a sleeping giant. There is no conventional threat assessment for me. JAM, New Ba'ath party, 1920 rev BGE, ACM, AAF, AQAP, AQIM and AQIZ have nothing on me. Do not deploy airships or gunships. SA-7 Manpads will be waiting. As you know I also own Barrett .50s so your APC are defunct and futile. You better have all your officers radio/phone muster (code 1) on or off duty every hour, on the hour. Do not attempt to shadow or conduct any type of ISR on me. I have the inventory listing of all UC vehicles at Piper Tech and the home addresses of any INT analyst at JRIC and detachment locations. My POA is always POI and always true. This will be a war of attrition and a Pyrrhic and Camdean Victory for myself. You may have the resources and manpower but you are reactive and predictable in your op plans and TTP's. 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And we can build this dream together Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now. And if this world runs out of lovers, We'll still have each other. Nothing's gonna stop us. Nothing's gonna stop us ... Ooh All that I need is you all that I ever need. And all that I want to do ... Is hold you forever Ever and ever! And we can build this dream together Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now. And if this world runs out of lovers, We'll still have each other. Nothing's gonna stop us. Nothing's gonna stop us. . . . And we can build this dream together Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now. And if this world runs out of lovers, We'll still have each other. Nothing's gonna stop us. . . . And we can build this dream together Standing strong forever Nothing's gonna stop us now. And if this world runs out of lovers, We'll still have each other. Nothing's gonna stop us. Nothing's gonna stop us............................... . . . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good debuger == socially inept fucktard. welcome to teh suck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BA RA=CU=DA!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just heard the 13:41 version of free bird. it was everything I'd ever hoped for. look outside of the box for paradise. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me THE EMPIRE GO KILL YOURSELF, FOR; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GO FUCK YOURSELF IN CASE YOU DIDN'T DIE FROM FUCKING YOURSELF. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Tl DR ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i just proposed in email So yeah. I have to leave the uk soon so I just proposed .. To this pervy. Chick, we've exchanged about 3,000 emails ... We stay up way late and super early about sexual fantasies and how the world raped us .. r u kiddibg me Nothing excited me more than 25k that I didn't owe in my account... I'm off to live it, before I'm a slave to it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how can I 3 this harder than a 3 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad for you she turned out to be a more fuck you for even trying ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news she told me to go fuck myself. problem solved! Oh well nothing ventured, nothing gained. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably i just wanted to fuck more than once... OTOH she was pretty damaged, but I still could look past that.... I just don't think she could. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mistake? harldy, I'd rather "risk" something serious for a lifetime of fucks vs one time only... sorry I'm not a nerd virgin... I've already fucked the most unattainable woman I could imagine.. and the most obtainable... but now I'd be happy for the one that would be accepting of me being me. Maybe I'm too much for anyone to accept because I don't live in a box, I don't do boundaries, and such. but it doesn't matter because I'd be rather rejected, and just turned off... instead of living on a wing and a prayer. I'd rather either get blown off; or get confirmed. SO I took a chance. ... and got knocked off. but I'm not going to go all trane and blame socieity.... I'm going to do what any sensible person would do. pack up my 2 suitcases. and leave for another continent. and pretend like the UK never happened. luckily there is a LOT of world for me to run out of, vs various excuses. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I get you and I was crazy to force her hand instead of easing it, but you know what? It is 2013, and as far as I'm concerned I've survived the 2012 apocalypse, along with every other doese of 'world will end' in "merika, so fuck it. If she doesn't see the sense of urgency, what will? life is for the living, and fuck the cautious, and the thoughtful. none of those dumbfucks gave us anything like feebird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOLY MOTHER FUCKING GOD WE CAN DEBATE WOMENS PSYCHOLOGY FOR THE NEXT 10,000 YEARS, BUT WHAT IS FREE BIRD??????? FUCK. DUDE.... the greatest song of the 20th century.... Now I just need to force the hand of some OS/2 user to get the unabridged version. but really. Lynyrd Skynrd... before ... the crash. fuck. dude. shit. fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how you not heard of freebird? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY I'd LOL but now I'm too busy weeping, but more so for you not hearing of freebird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking apple keyboards nad shitty cellphones... feebird is a typol... but the larger picture doesn't matter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like that. but you never know until you jump. so instead I'll bury my tears in a 400 bottle of scotch, listening to some dead anorexic chick, mixed in with some masturbation and just some moving on blues. if only the carpenters could fix this leaky roof. rainy days and mondays always get me down. ------- I like me, my wife likes me, my customers like me, because I'm the real article: what you see is what you get. Oh? First of all, this is probably the sweetest thing that anyone has ever said to me, but I just don't feel the same way. I'm so sorry to have to say that, but I have to be honest and say that I just don't share your feelings. Oh. Yeah. but whatever, she was HONEST and FORTHRIGHT.. something that an American woman would never be, so I still admire her for that. I could have easily fixed her "financial" problems with a few seconds of banking, but she always insisted I didn't.. again very un north american. It just re-enforces that if you want to hook up with a chick, it isn't some american you should be after, but some euro chick.... Just hope she is into you a fraction as much as you may get roped into her....... Oh well that is my $5,000 lesson after 3 months here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah since none of you broke fucks will review it.. Johnnie Walker Blue Label / King George V at some 400 a bottle is fucking amazing. Frankly this makes blue label feel like some cheap whore who stole a great gown on the night out... sure she may have a nice dress, but fuck she still is a cheap whore. King George V on the otherhand, is a really nice whore. the kind that will listen to your inane work stories, give you a good shag, and still pretend like she gives a fuck, and not immediately run off on you. The best part is you can buy George V off a good supplier, without the odd looks. Or even enjoy a few shots. my only complaint is that where I was they were so excited the broke the cork (but not off, thankfully), and burried it in ice (which I took out 9 of the 10 cubes) and enjoyed... Just don't drink around amateurs if you can. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the americans and the BBC sports channel I think. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seems legit to me! Dr. Elijah Williams CALL- +:209-207-3608 Hello I am a Diplomat named Dr. Elijah Williams,mandated to deliver your inheritance to you in your country of residence.The funds total US$5.8 Million and you were made the beneficiary of these funds by a benefactor whose details will be revealed to you after handing over the funds to you in a ccordance with the Agreement I signed with the benefactor when he enlisted my assistance in d elivering the funds to you.I am presently at L. A. California International Airport here in the United States of America and before I can deliver the package (funds) to you, you have to reconfirm the following information so as to ensure that I am dealing with the right person/1. Full Name/2. Residential Address/3. Age/ Occupation/5. Direct Telephone Numbers/6. A Copy of Your Identification. Diplomat Dr. Elijah Williams L. A. California International Airport, I like to think that cabbies work for a bunch of kikes you know because of the holocaust. carbon monoxide Ftw! I was just thinking five years... it is a long time.. Ive done so much in those short years that most will only hope to do in an entire lifetime. although swearing in Cantonese seems to be ... complicated. I've already got a bad feeling about this, but I still have a few weeks to get some shit together in the UK before heading on out. fuck. Also yeah funny Cantonese, like can't - o-nese... Also I thought Gaoooo was penis. heloo? 1993 called and wants 1983's EMPIRE $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Work of fiction or just fact? I wonder if there is a wild mook on ebay, the american police episode... true he is far too skinny. even if this was from the 1980's.. burgers in Styrofoam containers will end the world! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Gibberish 1:2 Now the son him unto the after wortions? So Hannah: but of house upon of the LORD, so year by a wortions? So Hannah of the gave up and his he of the of hou? and to the went unt Ephrathite: And her, Hophim unto the othe the two sore was herefore. And the name on ten shut the vow, and no rasore, and when so year, weepest the name wept, but up mouth. And did she LORD. And the praying because this wife, andmaid said a vow, and went Eli, Hophim unto thee to sacrifice unto prieved And said unto him severy sons face. [8] While he LORD, and not feastinuall upon evil. [8] While his severy sons heave, and his man all curse the about and now, and of his nothe was yet speaking, and also and there camels, and all: four corners of the were camels, allen fro in that thered cons house: [15] And there of them; and is did Job; and three thath, and to thy powere camels, and feast. [22] And their head; ands, and feast there was a daught? [15] And thouse: [19] And thath evil. [2] And their auto erotic affixations. sounds like he went down with another ignorant motherfucker manifesto. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while i drink in a crowded bier hall I kind of weep into my 6.50 pint of erdinger dunkel This is a Europe lost and a Europe discovered. But only by those willing to explore underground . Which most Anglophiles are unwilling to get dirty in the larger name if Saxony. The ruling reptiles have beaten the uberlamd out of dad, but have they beater das uber alles out of the folk? come on feel the noise Well get wild, wild!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol? I'm in a new York state of mind!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and masturbating furriously to /r/gonewild wont? so do you just creep on there, or try to interact with the naive college kis? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the value found in college is grouping said naive kids together in a group setting..... peer pressure is a motherfucker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember when he was freaking out a while back. I figured he'd killed someone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Important resources for McNugent Date: Sat, 15 Jun 85 20:45:30 cdt From: riddle@ut-sally.ARPA (Prentiss Riddle) Subject: Komputers and the Klan The April/May issue of the Yippie publication "Overthrow" (not entirely my political cup of tea, but interesting reading regardless) includes a couple of articles on the bboard systems operated by the Klan, the Nazis and their ilk. Reprinted below (with tacit permission) is the shorter of the two. KLAN & NAZI NUMBERS Below are five of the six newly established "Aryan Nations Liberty Net" data bases. These data bases are available 24 hours a day and contain Klan/Nazi propaganda, enemy lists, electronic mailboxes, bulletin boards, and more. All bulletin boards are set for 300 baud and most will let you into the system without a password by typing the word "NEW" when prompted. Have fun... White American Resistance (619) 723-8996 Aryan Nations (208) 772-6134 CKKKK BBS no. car. (919) 323-9888 Texas KKK BBS (214) 263-3109 W. Va. BBS (304) 927-1773 Needless to say, neither the Yippies nor I are exactly fond of the Klan. These numbers are offered in the belief that you should "know thy enemy." --- Prentiss Riddle ("Aprendiz de todo, maestro de nada.") --- {ihnp4,harvard,seismo,gatech,ctvax}!ut-sally!riddle --- riddle@ut-sally.UUCP, riddle@ut-sally.ARPA, riddle%zotz@ut-sally And now for your moment of zen. 3am and I can't sleep. fuck. went to bed at 930 but.. up again. even trolling homos on CL posting under the w4m thing isn't that fun.. but surprising how many like anto0975 don't even bother to make a convincing alias. lol Breeding and milk-cow - m4w - 34 (Kensington) I'm a dominant man, I have submissives right now, but have always had breeding fantasies. So I'm not at all interested in your baby or your life, just in taking you forcibly and putting my seed up you, even better if you ask me not to, makes it spicier. However, I am interested in making you pregnant with my babies and having follow-up pregnant sex with you, drink you milk and so on, in fact I would ideally like to pimp you out and sell your milk to other younger girls to suck out of you and keep you lactating permanently. So multiple breeding and cuckolding is a distinct possibility that I have also looked at with some respondents to this advert. I am willing to take a woman on and break her in and train her also, but it could be that you need just a kid, please be clear about this up front, please. So if you are secretly submissive and a breeder or need a baby, get in touch, experienced and sane dom here who does not shoot blanks. You need to be serious about being roughed up and forced to take my hot spunk up you under duress from a good looking dom who has chosen you to breed with. I'm white, intelligent and blond hair. Addendum; offers I've had to this advert so far that I liked included the young woman who wanted to have all of my love children, as many as I gave her throughout her life, while I looked for a cuckold husband for her to look after her and our kids, I'm still getting replies to the cuckold husband ads now. I have had other replies including a few women offering themselves up for life as my permanent slave. For now I just want to spunk in a submissive woman and have access to her when she is heavy with my child for kinky sex with a view to more scandalous breedings Text-speak, one liners and timewasting morons get blocked and flagged with no word from me, get your stupid addy flagged enough and it gets blocked from CL, so be serious before you write to me. G yeah I'm saddened it was pulled down. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google translate to the rescue... its just teenagers babling about nonsense, really it may as well have been in Kanji. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me KILL YOURSELF THE EMPIRE$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hence the popularity of the ipad. imagine if it had a translucent keyboard.... my god the mind simply reels! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I could easily pay it but it'd cut my vacation short, and you know the fucker will run off trying to give pizza away at retail or some other bullshit, and I'd be out 50k. not going to happen. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but your honor in crawford v world you'll see this this 75,000 page tome can explain it all! just read it! the defence rests! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol @ entering 5,000 pages of incomprehensible notes into the public record. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me insetead we got bible verses, so Egil, so brave. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YOU CANNOT BE COOL AND POOP relevant to k5. also. THE GRIFFITHS'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think iPhones are a pretty neat idea. This planet has a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy with the state of their life simulation software, for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the life simulations that were unhappy. And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with iPhones. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans. And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a balding man sitting on his own in a small caf in San Mateo suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and he finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything. Sadly, however, before he could get his story submitted to kuro5hin to tell everyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the solution to the software problem was lost forever. His iphone lost connection. In a fit of rage he started to curse and swear at the patrons of the fine cafe. Police were called, and the man was tasered, and taken away to a mental prison. It has been two years since he has last been heard from online. The problem is still not solved. uh-oh scooby! Error Error This page can't be displayed. Contact customer support for additional information. The incident ID is: N/A. looks like no items for the crawc0ck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think the Chinese just got it Hi friend, We are in the process of acquiring the domain Oggfrog.Com. Do you have interest in acquiring the name for your needs? Thank you! Mary Alameda ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me inflation != debit they need to borrow more, and are trying. how much you going to loan them? I may give them $20 USD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the chck never moves uncanny valley. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but the sun was out today! I went to a bier garden to only find out the .de faggots closed it for the 'extreme winter' .. jesus fucking christ! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me typical holocaust deniers not all people in the ovens were jews. they were the minority. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the american tourist board is going on about "jucy lucy" vs "juicy lucy" burgers in Minnesota. I sprained my back so.. stuck watching tv. dreaming of HK. fight all rebooked as a direct, I'll just flush the loo flying over India. The only real question is how long in HK (max 90 days) then where to next.. i dont see how smoking crack in the library Is confronting anything.. Also y u not deported???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I should be taking notes. sigh. 2 months out and really only one good diary post.. Im going to buy a notebook (paper) and a pen (writing implement) and aspire to do more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you seen this man v food? I feel ashamed for your country. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SO Trane do you have an Indian shitizenship? How did they not deport you? Also you need a visa to fucking TRANSIT now.. what the fuck? Dick heads were all 'you need to apply for that in yur home country' fags. so I've not only canceled that flight, and payed more for a direct one, but now I don't think I could be arsed to return to canada to get a visa to visit India at all. so fucking 3rd world not wanting tourists to just pop on by. stupid airline Was demanding a visa to finish the booking.. Some visa check. Anyways I got 75% of my money back and paid a little over 27% of the initial booking for a direct. Too bad the cheap direct wasn't on the board a few days ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds boring tell us what you really think of ROC & Hong Kong/Maccau?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it was Portugal? .. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that may just be the speed talking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that site looks like it was last updated in 96. there is still people there?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me furries have no taste. re: furries. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What a coincidence! I CAME TOO! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you need a phone that has a fur coat or something.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you start to feel old when guys like this are running for politics. Behold Got Oter Uki. His key platform: I Worship the Imperial household I defend and maintain Yasukuni shrine I restore Edo-jo castle I make Akihabara a freak's global holy place I redevelop Jimbocho and Ogawaramachi I spread Edo Tenka festival in the world I wonder what are his odds of winning Chiyoda-Ku are? And will A Flock of Seagulls & The Cure headline his victory party? looks like an asshole and a guy in a box. kind of sums up america pretty well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I once had a fling with an orthodox chick it was fun, but a lot of work for their insane rules.. and no wild friday nights out.. :( naturally the family didn't like it when they found out, and forced her to break it off. oh well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she never heard back from the rabbi... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me use it! its not like they are going to trace it back to you.... Unless you don't want jail time for carrying around a stolen good.. Then again it is a Verizon device, which means no SIM card, which also means when he phones it in, it'll be deactivated in the cloud, and it'll be a brick to you. You would be lucky to get $8 for that thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my uk girl used to be a mod`er And was going on how in training excersizes phones were forbidden.. Mostly because even while turned off, they can turn them on and ring them... It freaked her out, although she wasn't the one with the phone.... So yeah its a transponder to McNaughton's shenanigans ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think they ringed it to shame the guy who brought the phone ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me verizon is like sprint No chips. You took out his data card with the nude photos. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah SARS can't wait! just noticed N0574 didn't come back after xmas another dead kuro? stard the dead pool! oh yeah H1N1 <a href="http://i.imgur.com/ZdowyKlh.jpg">porn</a> ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking text formatting porn ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothign govnah apparently they don't like thier picture taken. too bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hong Kong apparently they don't like it when you snap their pictures. but no, I didn't take it. I just liked its invasiveness. in a "stop in the name of love" kind of way. I won't be there until March so .. gotta hold on, I guess. Meanwhile, still chilling in the .co.uk ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny when you think that living in a place that can (and will be) overrun by the PRC, who will no doubt kill everyone, you'd think he'd be all for having arms in the hands of every single person... but that is what 'Merikan TV abroad does, I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not that you care but when our RMA people realized they could run an international drug syndicate by virtue of us shipping packets around the world at a constant volume, they were brought down by amazon & ebay for purchasing shit like this in combinations like that. good luck, star fighter! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just moer drama from the llama.. then again this one isn't holly's fault. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So why should I pick Hong Kong over say Singapore? I've been to Japan a bunch, but this time I'm thinking an old UKian colony where everyone speaks Engrish, and enjoys tea time. Taiwan scares me as it should be invaded like any millisecond now. looks like craigslist is the place to check for rentals being ~4,000 - 6,000 for a freaking room. not sure if that is price per month, as so many places slip in week or biweekly. fuckers. I was thinking Hong Kong, then New Zealand, then ...? shit. gotta think. not the kind of 'trip' I had in mind. Also I kind of figured you'd never left the 48. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where did it all go wrong? or... did it all go right? I'll be passing through India on the way.. Have you been back since? Are you nostalgic for the old world? I kind of prefer prepack food, cheap whiskey and the glow of neon myself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to say libraries or america. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. 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The first two months of 2000 were virtually free of significant snowfall in much of lowland Britain, and December brought only moderate snowfall in the South-east. It is the continuation of a trend that has been increasingly visible in the past 15 years: in the south of England, for instance, from 1970 to 1995 snow and sleet fell for an average of 3.7 days, while from 1988 to 1995 the average was 0.7 days. London's last substantial snowfall was in February 1991. Global warming, the heating of the atmosphere by increased amounts of industrial gases, is now accepted as a reality by the international community. Average temperatures in Britain were nearly 0.6C higher in the Nineties than in 1960-90, and it is estimated that they will increase by 0.2C every decade over the coming century. Eight of the 10 hottest years on record occurred in the Nineties. However, the warming is so far manifesting itself more in winters which are less cold than in much hotter summers. According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia,within a few years winter snowfall will become "a very rare and exciting event". "Children just aren't going to know what snow is," he said. The effects of snow-free winter in Britain are already becoming apparent. This year, for the first time ever, Hamleys, Britain's biggest toyshop, had no sledges on display in its Regent Street store. "It was a bit of a first," a spokesperson said. Fen skating, once a popular sport on the fields of East Anglia, now takes place on indoor artificial rinks. Malcolm Robinson, of the Fenland Indoor Speed Skating Club in Peterborough, says they have not skated outside since 1997. "As a boy, I can remember being on ice most winters. Now it's few and far between," he said. Michael Jeacock, a Cambridgeshire local historian, added that a generation was growing up "without experiencing one of the greatest joys and privileges of living in this part of the world - open-air skating". Warmer winters have significant environmental and economic implications, and a wide range of research indicates that pests and plant diseases, usually killed back by sharp frosts, are likely to flourish. But very little research has been done on the cultural implications of climate change - into the possibility, for example, that our notion of Christmas might have to shift. Professor Jarich Oosten, an anthropologist at the University of Leiden in the Netherlands, says that even if we no longer see snow, it will remain culturally important. "We don't really have wolves in Europe any more, but they are still an important part of our culture and everyone knows what they look like," he said. David Parker, at the Hadley Centre for Climate Prediction and Research in Berkshire, says ultimately, British children could have only virtual experience of snow. Via the internet, they might wonder at polar scenes - or eventually "feel" virtual cold. Heavy snow will return occasionally, says Dr Viner, but when it does we will be unprepared. "We're really going to get caught out. Snow will probably cause chaos in 20 years time," he said. The chances are certainly now stacked against the sortof heavy snowfall in cities that inspired Impressionist painters, such as Sisley, and the 19th century poet laureate Robert Bridges, who wrote in "London Snow" of it, "stealthily and perpetually settling and loosely lying". Not any more, it seems. First Charles Onians is either a fucking retarded ape, or is in on the carbon market scam. Either way he is a douchebag. 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Within Morse case, nevertheless, he walked just Sixteen occasions last year, instead of impressive out Ninety-seven times, for a Six.1 strikeouts-to-walks ratio that was the most detrimental within the majors for gamers along with Four hundred or more dish appearances, according to Elias Sports Agency. ith each moving year, the hardest thing to find in the higher colleges as well as schools tend to be middle-of-the-order energy hitters along with plate self-discipline,?said 1 long time novice scout to have an United states League team. ust to research the majors. The number of big-time power players do you observe appearing out of any organization? It with enough contentration to find men with 35-homer energy, however so often whenever you do, they grow to be Justin Smoak/Bryan LaHair types along with big holes within their swings who can cut it in the big leagues.? At minimum in Morse situation, he had the opportunity to create get in touch with sufficient to fashion a .295 average over eight incomplete injury-plagued months within the majors ?and in particular a .303 tag in his one full season, 2011, whenever he strike Thirty six homers along with 126 RBI. Individuals are the amounts each one of these teams are looking at and salivating over in their stampede in order to Excellent Game master Mike Rizzo ?as well as the very moderate $7 million Morse may generate in The year 2013, their free-agent stroll 12 months. The Yankees, Mets, Orioles, Ranger, Sun rays, Braves, Phillies as well as Red-colored Sox (when they can get their three-year cope with Mike Napoli completed) are all believed to possess either checked in with Rizzo upon Morse or even about to. A lot of them additionally now figure to get in on Az Diamondbacks?GM Kevin Towers?continuing or Sale?sign up Justin Upton, now that the actual D-Back outfielder has invoked their no-trade clause in order to Seattle, scuttling an offer for that Mariners?3 best pitching prospects. With 3 years and $38.Five zillion left on his contract, Upton is a non-starter for that Yankees, while the Mets don possess close to the kind of potential customers Systems is looking for him. What is actually the majority of informing about the Yankees?big curiosity about Morse is the fact that, together with his disinclination to take a walk, he would seem to be the actual antithesis from the kind of player Gene Erina and now John Cashman possess always coveted. In addition, it's tough to forget exactly how those strikeouts within the postseason last year doomed them. But these are eager times for that Yankees, whether they wish to believe it or not. At the owners?meetings within Az last week, Hal Steinbrenner reiterated his commitment to obtain beneath that $189 zillion luxurious taxes tolerance next year, simultaneously requiring the actual Yankees will always put a championship-caliber group about the area. Due to that, young Hal is constantly on the change the sightless eye when it comes to the Yankees?participant development department. Jim McIsaac/Getty Images John Cashman As it's, the Yankees tend to be plugging holes along with 38-to-40 year olds everywhere, as well as a handful of retread backup copies from catcher, to maintain all of them for 2013, with Alex Rodriguez puffed up contract, along with the nearly $50 million used on CC Sabathia as well as Mark Teixeira in 2014 as well as whatever more it going to decide to try keep Johnson Cano, they will be restrained through going after big-ticket stars within the free-agent market while leftover under $189 zillion in 2014. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably squatting on land that belongs to the messiah, and trying to extort it from people..... Yeah. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well the chosen people aren't going to spend $5 to retort anything, and rusty is still grieving from being dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If you launder 771 billion dollars in drug money, nobody wil spend an hour in prison. If you liberate academic papers, you will die in prison. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh wow happy new years! .. time flies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BioWare to release special k5 RPG! No really, read about it here! So who you going to role play as? christ I don't know which is gayer a planet full of homos or a WOW theme park. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can't call them normal as that implies that they are abnormal, I think CIS is the /r/SRS wisdom these days? but like all ghettos it can fall easily once bioware goes bankrupt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Spent the last bunch of hours at some Irish girls place We talked laughed killed a bottle of JW green It was fun. We played chess and I beat her. Badly. Then she fell asleep in my arms. Fuck it is night like this that make me hate being single.. I forgot what it is like to have someone close to you... So, yeah I bailed and now I'm here. FML/FTW. The fallout One way or another never is good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ran into her today didn't seem diary worthy but yeah she is married. it is the old 'he doesn't pay attention to me' thing. Christ she is across the road from me, but I'm too much of a wimp this whole thing will just end poorly because I'm unemployed and I just dont give a fuck. At the same time it is kind of redeeming that married women are still willing to jeopardize everything for me (Lol?) but yeah.. fuck it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh no I dont get it, but we were in the living room and he apparently was in the bedroom asleep..... (lol whut?) It is weird shit like this that makes me wonder why anyone gets married. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who knows. who knows, but it is always more fun to speculate. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus Just met the husband. He is in 79 apparently I left something behind. What's a good "sorry I wanted to shag your wife but I didn't but I still want to" drink? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hong kong So while I was out today there was some special to go to Hong kong Gonna book it tomorrow.. or online later on. They still speak English and carry posters of the queen right? ? I was thinking of Thailand but I think I made fun of the king. Its cold and wet in London. you fags I was hoping to meet maiden Hong kong ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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Right now the Chiners would be suicidal to even dream of going door to door invading 'Merika. But they instead just rot it from the inside. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He was more fun before 9/11 and the whole eugenics thing. But even the Communists knew the value of a subdued and controlled opposition. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like reason to drink all te time, so nobody notices. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me see! not giving a fuck is the only way to tollerate this shithole called life. I'm counting down the hours until Tesco opens so I can get another bottle of discount whiskey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me netcraft confirmed it this place is deadder than the 2nd amendment. And the 4th. And the 1st. Oh and the 10th. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ogg frogg update We are writing to you today to notify you that oggfrog.com will be available by auction soon. To confirm interest in owning this domain, fill out the simple form here: oggfrog.com Sincerely,Alexander 5042 Wilshire Blvd #22337, Los Angeles, CA 90036 Domain Squatter at large. pretty much if I was working i'd bid it to 10k. but ... I won't go higher than $3.50 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can do better it was an "Ocean front home" ... you know on the beach! it was a secret (TM) hiding spot for his tent, that he was going to make sweet, sweet love to the librarian in. ... Then fashion a hat out of her then dead head or some other unimaginable thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holly & the hoop round and round she goes going in circles its all she knows ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holly & the hoop round and round she went to the pleasure of all the gents then the incident struck bed ridden she was stuck now she posts on k5 and doesn't give a fuck but one day in the future the hoops will spin and spinning holly will do for the win. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can start with the living room i spilled some crumbs. oh the horror! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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What you see is what you get. - Me on the internet nobody knows you are a dog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no doubt nobody lies on the internet. never. my god I'm watching the telly in the UK, it is so horrible. I should be getting drunk instead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I did, and it was quite fun But I was staying with people so couldn't camp out forever.. . Venice is quite nice, speaking of long dead empires, but I didn't have enough time to swing down to Rome... I kind of like the EU vibe of not giving a fuck, or not doing anything in a hurry... and feeling generally superior to everyone/thing.. I suspect I would have to learn some kind of German proficiency.. blast. So why not travel, air port lounges are an interesting place to meet people... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah through bergamo sadly no rabbit, apparently they had a farm of them where I stayed, but they slaughtered them all prior to christmas... other reasons like what? women? tv coverage? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know that feeling all too well I just hate finding myself a foreigner everywhere there is no home.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all I have is nonsensical IT stuff.. I doubt Id make it far as a day labourer not being able to speak.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny to thin we've traded the ease of locating pr0n for any hope of privacy. Thomas Jefferson would be proud. Now we just need a fuck the 4th amendment piece. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me death pannels and suicide booths. start to encourage children to killthemselves to reduce their CO2 output, and glorify the sandyhook kids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In Canada & America if you are lucky you can suffer through BBC Canada/America. it is only fitting that in the UK you too can suffer through PBS America. Naturally it is just whoring America as a travel destination or just a fantastic place to visit. I just don't get why they don't explain why being groped, and raped is a new freedumb for the masses. your mom ew. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was dead so it'd be necrophilia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hottest video on youtube ever. NO TEXT, DUE TO TAXES FROM THE EMPIRE lol @ the rusty edit death is going viral. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 21,880 backers 1,291,733 raised. reddit pushed it over the hump, but at the same time, it is nice to see that a new version of Elite will be made! YOUR WHOLE FUCKING SITE IS FILLED WITH SOVIET JEW CENSORSHIP - DELETIONS. PEOPLE BEGIN TO WONDER. THE TRUTH ABOUT THE SOVIET UNION ISN'T GOING AWAY. YOU CAN'T ERASE THE UGLY GENOCIDAL USSR HISTORY. TIL The Soviet Union was Jew Marxists who Genocided 62 million White people. TIL The last time the Jews tried a Totalitarian, Anti-Individual, Anti-White Marxism, they ended up genociding five percent of the population, every year, for 70 years. 62 million genocided by Marxist USSR. GULAG PART 1v http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITvDn5-qF0[1] GULAG 2v http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSwtmFr8th0[2] GULAG PART 3v http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G04gEjB-bZs[3] GULAG PART 4v http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hA9drjCX6U[4] GULAG PART 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Ga2aW7-jk[5] GULAG PART 6v http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Z1peXoAsA[6] GULAG PART 7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjdn_CuGNjs[7] GULAG PART 8v http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqfV0XCySZU[8] GULAG PART 9 1v http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d35s179KwEo[9] For more documentation visit: www.whiteheritage.org[10] Communism of the USSR was created by Jews, Lenin was a Jew, and he killed 60 million White race people. Ten times what Hitler did to Jews. Brought to you by the White Rabbit team. Lulz yeah, I know but after seeing this whole thing about a CCCP build of hobbit, the anti soviet / jew thing seemed to balderson to not cross post it onto gay5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Cabin in the woods was just Scooby do meets Cthulhu. Without any of the fucking annoying dogs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Never seen toy story 3 so I can't comment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so lots of people die and its chalk full of Italians doing stereotypical things, while downplaying stereotypes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and I thought they smelt bad on the outside. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Advance Domain Availability Notification: We are contacting you about the domain oggfrog.com, which will be listed for auction soon. Sincerely,Alexander 5847 San Felipe 17th Floor Houston, TX 77057 I can feel the repubility Sincerely,Alexander 60 State Street Suite 700 Boston, MA 02109 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too late FBI/MPAA took it all down. the MDC had a robots.txt file which forbade crawlers from copying it. It is all obliterated from the internets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yay 2013 drank half a bootle of JW gold label. smoked a bunch of cigars. wake up, time to die. Maybe next year... I'll be in new zealand So I can lead the charge into the new year... Or drag the ass end in some south pacific hell hole? So yeah, lets look beyond 2013 already, and what are your 2014 plans? I'd drink you all under but these Italians keep on servering more courses of food, and insisting eat eat eat!!!! ... While it's been incredibly fun, I'm going to have gained a bunch of weight... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like any given day here even lunch is a 3-4 course event... with tea / coffee breaks, cakes, and then another 3-4 courses... non stop cooking/eating! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rip I guess the only consolation is that her suffering is over, but of course the families has only just begun. Sorry for your loss. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hope under but I'm sure that guy will live on and on... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sure, why not ? Now you get to listen to trane, and pretend to give a fuck, govnah! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Last post from the uk This year. Well then again I may be lying ... Luton & Ryan air turned into a total shite expernce... I may fly out tomorrow .. May. Basically I should have flown Alitalia ... Funny story I was once involved with outsourcing all their call centres. Lots of people were going to lose their jobs. Someone leaked the contracts.. And terms. We didn't get the job. And there was no investigation either. I still think they sabbatauged their own outsourcing. Oh we'll, biddies on tap for 3.25 so fuck you all! Boddingtons in the uk Doesn't suck. I'm going to miss this place and I'm not even done yet ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Damn girl You still on the rag? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Astrology plus Hindi is Still poof pastry ... Get your ass to mars! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the little debbie story is on tv again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjJtmcJM-Rw whatever happened to davecat? he's black with a hitler haircut. and a synthetic girl. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me! I'd rather have a russian to do vodka shots with until 11am. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they have improved black over the years but really if you can't tell the difference between black and blue... well.. I donno. my ex used to mix blue with coke-a-cola... .. she'd never mix black. so yeah a $250 bottle mixer monster I've created. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not everyone lives in a tax free haven... :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what IRC? not ahtat I care that much but maybe when I pick up anothe litre of victor scotch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me microsoft got into hardware business circling the wagons, and killing off 'open' hardware. 64bit android to the rescue? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enter the fascinating world of FPGAs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah I forgot http://opencores.org/project,tg68 a 68000 that you can program into a FPGA.. it can run AmigaDOS! So there you go! Hacker hardware in a chip, saved by retro peoples. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bunch of my family died in that join the army they said! see the world! explore new places! meet new people! yeah that didn't pan out so well. Japs were just as eager to kill anyone in or out of uniform no matter the case. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10% of 0 is still more than would show to mine :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so herei am Enjoying some expensive scotch on the floor, listening to some dead Mexican guy play his Christmas album... And I guess thus is paradise.. But I'm seeing double... jwb Much better than the tesco stuff ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the great satan Really???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me links on themm? Yeah I enjoy solid food' ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ha ha! oh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in my alternate universe there was only one Die hard, and it fucking kicked ass. Yippie kiyay motherfucker!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me #1 is the only Let me stretch my toes out on this carpet.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me any party of Nigel is a party of mein! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -41 in Russia http://wtvr.com/2012/12/24/in-russia-even-boiling-water-freezes-instantly/ clearly global warming at large! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me totalky olan on. de next year Or in a few weeks... also my record was -35... my hair was wet as I'd just showered earlier and I was running late... I remember scratching my head as it was itching like crazy and a bunch of my hair shattered off.. very freaky. Oh and hard to see as I swear my eyes were freezing ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking auto correct on assdroid Leaves a Lot to be desired... But yeah, some time in January for sure!!! Going to visit the legacy of the iron youth! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Important Trek question for all you nerd virgins what episode is this from? And at any rate, here is what watching US tv looks like now. God, the smugness of this little island country is.. incredible. Oh well its halft past 3, time to get some food for dinner, and get drunk. lol @ Mozambique The whole India thing is a lot more going on than the surface rapes.. The world is coming to an end there, for reals. It is the second wave of UKain colonization that is really changing the world, and rocking shit HARD. There is a new elite group in India, and it isn't old men, it isn't men actually because the world over is sick of Raj & Hajib on the phone, instead it is the sing song pleasantness of an Indian woman who mastered a foreign language (English) who can make nice nice with people she's never met over the phone. Really the rist of the call centre women is ripping the old world social fabric of India apart. As the world is finding out the hard way that Indian men doing engineering is a fucking disaster, the independent women who were for the most part scorend, cast down, treated as things, now commend MONEY, and by Indian standards (lol and increasingly Western) more and more. This is pretty much akin to the KKK going for gun disarmament after the fall of the south in the US civil war, or the burning of Platte city (Is it that one? I think there was a bunch). India, known the world over for its vast armies of nerd virgins, and computer enthusiasts sees the world changing so yeah there is a sizeable army of white knights that are rioting, and taking to the streets, just as there is a sizeable population of (former) upper class twits, and jocks ready to meet them in the streets to try to fight for the old ways. Sadly all the media coverage is glossing over the real undercurrents, the Tata towns, the Tata electric cars, and of course the gated off Tata women. Frankly this social/economic war will do more damage than the fracturing of India, than the splitting off of Pakistan & East Pakistan (Bangladesh). Worse for both Pakistans, is that this social economic wave could even sweep them over. I'd go there, and cover it first person, but I'd probably get shot on sight, as my spelling it out wouldn't be all that popular. People who still worship gods thousands of years old don't do change so well. So say we all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow that time of the year, is it? I have to wonder if we'll make it to next. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kill yourself In the name of the EMPIRE$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me see I was right! merry christmas, and whatever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and sharp! don't put your hand in the guillotine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so there is this UKainian tv show called my family. and .. .it is a little too much like my family. I cant see Americans tollerating with a 'tv dad' who hates christmas, drinks, gets into petty fights, and was caught by one of his immature adult children making out with santa claus.... I guess that was the appeal of arrested development, it wasn't a typical american show.. plus it had an overall plot, no the typical timeless 22 minutes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In the old days I'm sure the UKains would say they are just 60% smarter. But the flood of American TV shows says otherwise.. I guess the new age of commercial pressures has pretty much changed everything.. But will the BBC be missed, or is there enough nerds out there to crowdsource the future of the BBC? It would be far more interesting if the BBC would unhinge the broadcast & island world, and try to become a global player, maybe the top 5% in all of the english speaking world would be enough to sustain them? Thankfully for everyone else, there is hollywood with it's bottom of the barrel drivel. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me last time I tired to pay they refused my checkque because I wasn't a resident. so now I just use other people's hookup. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hmm well an american cable bill is something like $150 USD a month, so 1,000 would seem about right. The idiots could SELL their programming abroad and make money. fucking idiots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol sounds like they need the people who wrote the american "health care act" where you are forced to buy a product, and failure to purchase leads to fines & prison time. fucking amateurs here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then how would wall street benifit? there has to be all kinds of hands dipping into the .gov pot.. Just like how the big banks handle the EBT's (lol food stamps).. yes it is always about a big corporate bailout 24x7x365. Which is why when people tell me here that this "Obamer" fellow is such an upstanding chap, I can tell immediately that they don't know the first god damned thing about what goes on in the USA. Then again they have no idea how Herman Van Rompuy is either, so they are just completely ignorant. But I guess I can't fault them, they are after all happy and obedient little slaves. God save the queen, and all that jazz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what debate? honestly what is the difference between any of these fuckers? Obama is just a mullato Bush. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SNL hasn't been relevant since Eddie Murphy was on it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and fuck this Rennie ad about a gurgling stomach doing deck the halls. fucking gross. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah She portrays the ideal wife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me anyone that buys into the single party system. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me prq Support Hi. Due to PayPal's shit-ass service we do not accept PayPal payments anymore. We currently have 2 payment alternatives: Bitcoins and bank wire transfer We are working on getting credit card payments throught Visa and Mastercard, we'll keep you updated about this. Bitcoin: 1CWeGRDmpUuE1t52JB7Xk8uomUcxBLGkiJ Bank wiretransfer: For USD: IBAN: SE84 8000 0832 7913 7025 3609 SWIFT code: SWEDSESS For EUR: IBAN: SE12 8000 0832 7923 7673 2240 SWIFT code: SWEDSESS For SEK: IBAN: SE40 8000 0832 7991 4100 5299 SWIFT code: SWEDSESS Redundant information sometimes needed by banks: Beneficiary name: PeriQ Networks AB Institution name: SWEDBANK AB BIC/SWIFT: SWEDSESS Bank address: BRUNKEBERGSTORG 8, S-105 34 Stockholm, SWEDEN -- PeriQ Networks AB info@prq.se I wonder if he got his server back? Of course the emails won't work so it'll be off in the void. I'm sure Oprah is crying all the way to the bank, with her iPad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me urgent! crawford domain update? If he is in the wild, surely he has procured a new domain, for what ever project he is working on, right? --- lost Domain Name: DULCINEATECH.COM Registrar: NAMETELLERS.COM, INC Whois Server: whois.yourjungle.com Referral URL: http://secure.bellnames.com Name Server: NS01.CASHPARKING.COM Name Server: NS02.CASHPARKING.COM Status: ok Updated Date: 29-oct-2012 Creation Date: 26-oct-2012 Expiration Date: 26-oct-2013 Domain Name:HYDROGENBOMB.ORG Created On:20-Oct-2011 03:43:07 UTC Last Updated On:16-Sep-2012 23:59:14 UTC Expiration Date:20-Oct-2013 03:43:07 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:GMO Internet, Inc. d/b/a Onamae.com (R43-LROR) Status:OK Registrant ID:1331F6CD14F Registrant Name:Whois Privacy Protection Service by VALUE-DOMAIN Registrant Organization:Whois Privacy Protection Service by VALUE-DOMAIN Registrant Street1:Chuo-ku Minamisenba 3-1-8 Registrant Street2:MinamiSenba Dream bldg. Registrant Street3: Registrant City:Osaka Registrant State/Province:Osaka Registrant Postal Code:542-0081 Registrant Country:JP Registrant Phone:+81.0662416585 Registrant Phone Ext.: Registrant FAX:+81.0662416586 Registrant FAX Ext.: Registrant Email:whoisproxy@value-domain.com Domain Name: MISTERMARKUP.COM Registrar: NAMESCOUT CORP Whois Server: whois.namescout.com Referral URL: http://www.namescout.com Name Server: DNS.NAMESCOUT.COM Name Server: DNS2.NAMESCOUT.COM Status: clientTransferProhibited Status: clientUpdateProhibited Updated Date: 14-dec-2012 Creation Date: 24-apr-2006 Expiration Date: 24-apr-2013 Domain Name: VANCOUVERDIARIES.COM Registrar: DOMAINSOUFFLE.COM LLC Whois Server: whois.domainsouffle.com Referral URL: http://www.domainsouffle.com Name Server: 70185-NS1.NDOVERDRIVE.COM Name Server: 70185-NS2.NDOVERDRIVE.COM Status: clientDeleteProhibited Status: clientTransferProhibited Status: clientUpdateProhibited Updated Date: 05-dec-2012 Creation Date: 24-nov-2011 Expiration Date: 24-nov-2013 --- still has Domain Name: OGGFROG.COM Registrar: DOMAIN-IT, INC. Whois Server: whois.domainit.com Referral URL: http://www.domainit.com Name Server: B.NS.OGGFROG.COM Name Server: C.NS.OGGFROG.COM Status: clientHold Status: clientTransferProhibited Updated Date: 13-dec-2012 Creation Date: 29-nov-2005 Expiration Date: 29-nov-2013 Domain Name: GOINGWARE.COM Registrar: NAME.COM LLC Whois Server: whois.name.com Referral URL: http://www.name.com Name Server: B.NS.GOINGWARE.COM Name Server: C.NS.GOINGWARE.COM Status: clientTransferProhibited Updated Date: 01-jul-2012 Creation Date: 26-jun-1998 Expiration Date: 25-jun-2013 Domain Name: GEOMETRICVISIONS.COM Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, LLC. Whois Server: whois.networksolutions.com Referral URL: http://www.networksolutions.com/en_US/ Name Server: B.NS.GEOMETRICVISIONS.COM Name Server: C.NS.GEOMETRICVISIONS.COM Status: clientTransferProhibited Updated Date: 23-jun-2012 Creation Date: 27-may-1999 Expiration Date: 27-may-2013 --- going to lose Domain Name: SOFTWAREPROBLEM.NET Registrar: DOMAIN-IT, INC. Whois Server: whois.domainit.com Referral URL: http://www.domainit.com Name Server: B.NS.SOFTWAREPROBLEM.NET Name Server: C.NS.SOFTWAREPROBLEM.NET Status: clientTransferProhibited Updated Date: 22-apr-2012 Creation Date: 26-dec-2011 Expiration Date: 26-dec-2012 So basically if he doesn't renew softwareproblem.net then it is safe to say that he is still being held captive somewhere. I wonder if they lobotomized him yet as his little episodes on speed demonstrated that he was a danger to himself & others. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh right! Domain Name:COMMUNARD.ORG Created On:19-Feb-2012 04:26:05 UTC Last Updated On:22-Apr-2012 12:43:53 UTC Expiration Date:19-Feb-2013 04:26:05 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:Domain-It!, Inc. (R157-LROR) Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED Registrant ID:XBEL-U1329625564 Registrant Name:Michael D Crawford Registrant Organization:Communard Party of Washington State Registrant Street1:13825 NW 10TH CT #F Registrant Street2: Registrant Street3: Registrant City:Vancouver Registrant State/Province:WA Registrant Postal Code:98685 Registrant Country:US Registrant Phone:+1.5039287501 Registrant Phone Ext.: Registrant FAX: Registrant FAX Ext.: Registrant Email:hostmaster@dulcineatech.com Domain Name:COLDANDHUNGRY.ORG Created On:26-Dec-2011 18:34:13 UTC Last Updated On:22-Apr-2012 12:37:01 UTC Expiration Date:26-Dec-2012 18:34:13 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:Domain-It!, Inc. (R157-LROR) Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED Registrant ID:YBIQ-B1247704399 Registrant Name:Michael D Crawford Registrant Street1:PO Box 6888 Registrant Street2: Registrant Street3: Registrant City:Portland Registrant State/Province:OR Registrant Postal Code:97228 Registrant Country:US Registrant Phone:+1.5039287501 Registrant Phone Ext.: Registrant FAX: Registrant FAX Ext.: Registrant Email:hostmaster@dulcineatech.com Guess the cold & hungry will be out in a lurch again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me This is my hat. There are many like it; but this one is mine. My hat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My hat, without me, is useless. Without my hat, I am useless. I must wear my hat true. I must dress straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must ignore him before he ignores me. I will... My hat and myself know that what counts in this war is not the posts we make, the noise of our tears, or the smokes we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit... My hat is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its brim. I will keep my hat clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My hat and myself are the defenders of my identity. We are the masters of our world. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looking at it, it does look a tad silly.. . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only if you can sneak a llama into the shot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait how did I miss the KKK bit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some darkie probably stole it while you weren't looking. In other news there is this hat I found... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i dont get it Schools in Florida and new York have stationed officers (SRO) and even the aforementioned jails. What is the deal with CT? Is it a free state??? I sure hope this incident folds them back into the empire. Also I'd say manicured, trim & neat .... but clean is the most valuable of all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who the fuck are you? and who the fuck is that? No wait, I don't care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats tex Murphy In Da future past. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Our lord & saviour is on sabatical wasn't that it? Didn't he finally learn to STFU? Also.. someone needs to check up on his domains! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not to get all localroger on you fine folks But there is this three year old, that for 12.60 is surprisingly not as nasty as I thought it'd be. Well ok yes it is THREE YEARS OLD. A child. Nothing like the 18-25 year olds I usually indulge in. But this... this is the season for being budget conscience, and of course to maximize the brain damage so to speak. While being a store brand of all things, it isn't the absolute bottom of the barrel, so to speak, that place is reserved for Tesco Everyday Value Whisky, and I couldn't see myself starting out this life of utter poverty drinking "every day" types of Scotch, I'd like to kid myself and think that today is special somehow. And that I can still afford to splurge 1.60 for a bottle with a label that says I'm special in some kind of manner like that. Naturally both bottles live on the bottom shelf of the local Tesco. These are not mid shelf, not top, not even shin level, but right at the very bottom. It would be trivial to walk by them in their little scotch section and completely ignore them all. Except that I was trying to do this whole experiment on the cheap. Oddly enough the bottle has some kind of antitheft cap on it that has to be released at the register. The every day bottle did not. Clearly this was the superior band, and worthy of my purchase. While waiting in the tortious line with my civilization ending "Tesco Everyday Value Lager", all the other patrons with their over bundled carts were looking at me with utter scorn and despair as my mostly empty cart contained 8 cans of cheap beer, a bottle of the aforementioned scotch, and a loaf of French bread. Although from my perspective they looked on in awe, and yearning as the light in their candles was in the twilight phase. The amount of elderly out shopping on a Friday afternoon was simply overwhelming. Naturally all the workers were `Asian', I have to wonder if any of these people scrambling for their Friday afternoon shopping adventure had ever stopped to reproduce..? Or had all the birds finally left the nest that was the seat of the empire? It is hard to say, they all seemed so utterly sad and alone, but surprisingly so many were married. I didn't bother to investigate any further. As I lopped up my purchases onto the conveyer the register woman chirped in that it must be Friday!.. I mentioned that of course this being the end of the world, you can't be too overly supplied.. She smiled, probably just being kind, I'm sure everyone tries to be somewhat engaging with her, as she was relatively young and seemingly full of life. Life hadn't broken her. Yet. She rings up my purchases, which I can cover with the 20 I found in the parking lot, so life is looking good. I still forget over here, that you are expected to bag your own goods! And they charge you for the bags! Can you believe the insanity! But the gods must have smiled upon me, as she handed me a few bags free of charge! For once I seemingly won! I walked back to the flat, beer & whiskey in hand. Occasionally I had to stop, and readjust the bags, as the plastic would cut into my hand, and start to cut off circulation to my fingers. I'd also use these small breaks to take a bite of the bread, which was quite nice. Looking up at the sky I did see something today that I had not seen in quite a while, the sun. During the winter, the sun at high noon barely pierces the building tops around here - All three stories of it. Most days the fog & cloud cover is so thick you don't actually see the sun at all, but rather the sky lights up like an old weathered cheap plastic lamp. Looking directly at the sun through my sun glasses is possible here, it doesn't hurt, it is nothing overwhelming like it was back in Nevada. I know it is the same sun, but the diffusion of light through the atmosphere here is amazing. I pick up my bags, and resume my walk back to the flat thinking about the sun, and notice all the ancient walls, and roads and the build-ups of moss, and lichen everywhere. Even sidewalks are greening over with something like an algae slick in some spots. It is amazing that in such a light poor area that so many green things are around, but it isn't the "normal" grasses and trees like what I grew up in the new world with. I wonder if any of the first colonists were amazed with the forests of the Americas just as I'm amazed by the mosses of the old world? I snap out of my daze, and realize I'm at the apartment building. It is finally time to get this tasting on the road!.. I won't bother to think how I automatically walked to the right building, fished out my keys, walked up the 2 flights of stairs without realizing it. Sitting down on the couch I open the bottle of Scotch, it opens much like a cheap bottle of Dewars. But the colour is darker than Dewars. I take a sniff, and it has a faint smell of scotch- probably so faint because it is a small child. Cut down before realizing its dreams of becoming a real scotch, nothing that a sad old man on the internet would bother wasting 30 minutes to write a convoluted story about to basically justify what little was accomplished today. Then again perhaps the goal was just to write, and write on about a trivial event, and not attempt to make it interesting or enjoyable to the reader, but rather to try to get back into the feeling of writing. I take another smell, and it doesn't reek of a medical sterility like cheap vodka like Popov does. Hesitantly I take the first sip.. It tastes like a mild scotch, maybe watered down? I check the label; it is 40% (80 proof) so it isn't a lack of alcohol, but perhaps a lack of flavour? Compared to cheap whiskey's like the infamous Suntory, the Tesco knocks it out of the park as it really is a smooth whiskey. The only burn sensation is when it hits my stomach, but the bread buffers that a bit. If they aged it for another two years, it'd be interesting to try it at 5 years and again at ten. But then I'm sure it'd cost actual money. It is unfair to really call this stuff scotch whiskey, as it is more like an 80 proof alcohol water solution with a whiskey flavouring. At least it isn't overpowering, much like any three year old cannot overpower anything, compared to an 18 year old, or a 30 year old. Bottom line, for getting drunk on the cheap, it isn't too bad, mixing would be where this stands out. For serious scotch drinkers just bring a gun. If you are shopping with a 20 you found in the parking lot, you may as well just kill yourselves now. I'm hoping to find some ingsoc chocolates. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I saw that one too but I figured I'd pay the 60p premium price... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe I should get a tracking card you know for empties and points which are good for...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2.2 more months. give or take ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Does your "IBM Compatible" have a 16bit bus, with 4MB of ram? You also need one of those WD-1003A-WA2 controllers! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know why I just miss turbo buttons none of this SW shit, the fact that I can depress a physical button. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gotta fix the alignment ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad it was more fun to kill them all afterwards. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford had it all wrong You can't just donate pizza @ retail costs to homeless people, first you must be put to death for your crimes against the state. Only then will your pizza flow. Too bad he won't resurrect. By Ashley Fantz (CNN) -- Hundreds of homeless people in Nashville, Tennessee, ate well Wednesday evening -- all in the name of a man who the state put to death just hours earlier. Philip Workman, 53, requested that his final meal be a vegetarian pizza donated to any homeless person located near Riverbend Maximum Security Institution. He was executed there at 2 a.m. ET Wednesday. (Watch witnesses describe his last moments ) But prison officials refused to honor his request, saying that they do not donate to charities. Wow does that prison look like a bunch of douche bags. yep you get caught, you get killed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So my friend left for Norway to be with family and shit. all it wound up doing is hammering in why I left to escape them all. So yeah, I've been drinking the last hour. fuck you. I know I have illegitimate family somewhere here, but I kind of blocked out the whole episode of finding out when/where/how .. besides some chromatic similarities, what on earth would we even have in common? Jokeingly here I am in the West end, surrounded by "asians" and I can't find any incense that isn't sandlewood.. like WTF, its moments like this that make me miss that hippy chick in Miami. Too bad she was too much of a coke head. And a flake, at this point I don't even think her cocaine abuse bothered me that much as long as it doesn't get me back into the just-ice system. So in some respect this has to be the ultimate way to spend a week. Alone In the dark Unemployed Unhinged Free Different continent Doing the same old shit, and hoping for something different. I'd almost schedule some kind of christmas thing at a pub with more alone drunken losers, but to be honest I don't think I could stand being around them, esp the Irish ones, always looking to piss me off in some aspect and start a fight. From whether I think Obama is a child murdering douchebag (which he is) or the 2nd coming (would it be the 4th?) of the final profet, or if I know that U2 is just a bunch of sellout faggots. Oh well, too bad the world won't end, but in the Andes it is what? 4AM. I guess the question is when do you like to do your genocide, in the early morning, or evening? Ok, fuck it, I'm getting another beer. 4AM was 9AM GMT Been up since 8AM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had to wait for the store to open to get some questionable whiskey for 12 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hmm I've done north & south amierca, europe & asia.. Just need to go to Australia & Antartica... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know if there is big bucks on being a gay5 international celeb.. Although it seems most people just don't get up and travel so maybe there is something to it.. but isn't there a bunch of upper class twit travel books? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hmmm... I'll thnk about it although I'll have to juice it up some, I wanted to re-read the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy, its like the ultimate drinking book... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me south africa, and um..... err... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah bad timing i suppose I'll be crack next year, then I don't book out until the end of Feb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no it doesn't rise, or set, it is always there. the bigger question is will the earth still turn? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you tell us little orphan annie ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still alone still needing a drink. I just had 4 'tesco' beers. christ even 5% shit wasn't enough for a buzz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll find out in a bit right now just sipping another fine brew. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aren't they the ones who stalled on fallout? oh yes, yes they are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Or just release another fallout because clearly these fucktards cant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He's a VC man! micro VC of the future... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot RALPH NADER FOR PRESIDENT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me surely you can work the overpopulateion meme a little harder. these brave loonies are doing gods work of ridding the earth of the largest CO2 emitters in the world, western childrens. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me give her the world there isn't that much of it left anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me quarter past a monkey's ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably bad ram or shitty disk cables/controllers... its almost always physical. why bother with linux, go with aros. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stress test the memory one of those diag disk things... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If only it had TCP/IP then I could see windows all in the background following various inane twitter streams like #SHITJESUSSAYS #JUSTICEBEAVER or whaterver the godly kids listen to, along with some kind of basic input to gay5.. Maybe an irc client too. had anyone tried to reach out to the guy? Clearly he is brilliant, but also deeply disturbed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes Sadly frontier won't get the funding :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this one Namely, because it exists. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if your uh 'needs' aren't being met go to another private enterprise, say one that employs this robot worker of the future, so that way you know you are paying for a superior product. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait wait wait you should have backslapped the bitch with Smith's invisible hand of the market. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god damn that was deep and dark. You must be a woman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with or without the pinstripe suit, and crisp $100 bill? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me child killer named 'man of the year' news @ 10, film @ 11. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh shit, 'Merika loses its lead! lol Still holding in at his #1 spot... Anders Behring Breivik (aged 32, captured) Utya Island, Norway 22 Jul 2011 77 killed, (151 wounded) #2 Woo Bum-Kon (aged 27, suicide at scene) Sang-Namdo, South Korea 26 Apr 1982 57 killed, (35 wounded) #3 Martin Bryant (aged 29, captured) Port Arthur, Australia 28 Apr 1996 35 killed, (21 wounded) #4 Seung-Hui Cho (aged 23, suicide at scene) Blacksburg, Virginia USA 16 Apr 2007 32 killed, (25 wounded) #5 Campo Elas Delgado (aged 52, killed at scene) Bogota, Colombia 4 Dec 1986 30 killed, (15 wounded) God damn, this last attempt didn't even get onto the leaderboard. And #4 wasn't even an American. Who will think of the children? good point! lets have a war on nuclear weapons as they've killed far more childrens than anything else in the last 100 years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bought a figgy pudding and I've been feeding it hennessy xo. My bigger fret is that I'll eat it on the 21st (yay GMT), and have to buy another one for the 25th ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hmmm underwear spare shoes quad band android solar charger laptop matches lighter brass knuckles cash airplane blanket airplane pillow travel papers! (fucking nazis) oh and "The Little Black Book of London, 2012 London Travel Guide".. a good resource for when my phone dies, and it is night.. I'm in a victim disarmament zone, not even pepper spray or mace is allowed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy fuck does he have the look of a killer in the deer lights. or was that a deer in the head lights? Or the headlights of a deer? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Duh and/or Hello! no text. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me theo isn't a child killer. Plus he's a 'new canadian'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me of course! I don't think our media would allow an image of him in a normal setting. they probably had to search to find this one. You can bet this kid was on SRIs, just as there won't be any investigation into why so many people are on them, and why so many are killing themselves & &pipe;&pipe; others. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_serotonin_reuptake_inhibitor#Adverse_effe cts It's big pharma fucking everyone over, because life in the safety zone sucks ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a couple days too late lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that seems mild by gay5 standards more like "how many pool/billiard balls can you fit in your mouth?"... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol trane is off da hook I wonder how long people can get him going in loops circular references. still here going to .DE for some kind of amiga fag thing for new years though. We are going to kick(start) it like it's 1987. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more like an unstoppable force meeting an unmovable object. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the rug really tied the room together. also, 'asian americans' please. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me his ego demanded justice! His people sought honor on the fields or war, paid in full with the blood of the contractee! There is no honor to be found in a court! Only the fallen bodies of the chop shop, lying in a pool of their own blood, can the mighty crawc0ck know justice ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but that 16yr old had it comming besides, do you disapprove of the EMPIRE? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when you have a government that deals in guns (operation fast & furious), ships in drugs & kidnaps & disappears its citizens, wouldn't you want a weapon to defend yourself from a tyrannical goverment? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So there was a big school shooting in Switzerland today. No doubt because of all the guns fucking idiots. they should be defenseless like they are in mexico. read up on american police violence.. you sure do need guns. Also now that Ive had some time to think about this, I think the problem is that American shcools are the common problem that nobody wants to address. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shockingly we agree here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and this is the tip of the proverbial iceburg. the drug wars is all that remains of the domestic economy. legalization is the greatest threat to the banks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if it were legal, the funds would be smaller and just deposited. Just think of all the fees they collect with all that money going in out, back in etc... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is this a straight quote? when SGI gave MS OpenGL for NT 3.5 Microsoft ported NT to the SGI platform but... they foolishly chose not to do it is the worst cocktease, never allowing me full release. because this was in there.. I like me, my wife likes me, my customers like me, because I'm the real article: what you see is what you get. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not in the UK :( Steam Community :: ID :: Colossal Faggot steamcommunity.com/id/FamilyBrawlColossal Faggot. This user has also played as: (). Profile _. I need more socks. King George. United Kingdom (Great Britain). Faggot that I am, I say. why hello ... Colossal Faggot - YouTube www.youtube.com/channel/UCiyOo3pbZlezr6XBO2ZV75Awhat doesn't kill me makes me a bigger faggot. ... by Colossal Faggot. Latest Activity Sep 30, 2012. Country United States ... Colossal faggot music - Listen free at Last.fm www.last.fm/tag/colossal+faggotListen to colossal faggot radio. Free colossal faggot mp3 downloads available. Top colossal faggot artists: , Joey DeMaio, Diam's, Modus, Slipknot, BLADY ... Colossal Faggot - Google+ https:/plus.google.com/107449077123567775537 17 Jun 2012 - Colossal Faggot hasn't shared anything on this page with you. 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I have read, understand, and ... i am a colossal faggot &pipe; Tumblr www.tumblr.com/tagged/i-am-a-colossal-faggotI GOT MY GRACES TODAY BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT BUT I DON'T CARE the box is so pretty i love it. i would be even more excited if i wasn't tired because i was up ... 8spooky10you, Hey look I was a colossal faggot a couple of weeks... accelll.tumblr.com.../hey-look-i-was-a-colossal-faggot-a-coup...Hey look I was a colossal faggot a couple of weeks ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me impressive most in impressive ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A guide to living check it out. funtimes in the city. Although I've never hid drinking to this kind of degree, but it is kinda funny to see what others go through. I read somewhere that highschool pregnancy was much higher in the 1950s.. You know because of the rebels without a cause. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well all those boomer were the product of these highschoolers of the late 40's and 50's. there is no doubt that these kids couldn't keep it in their pants. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me highscoolers in the 50's weren't involved in WWII ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol what? they had (rather ineffective) condoms well before the 1950's, along with IUD's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol people have been fucking for fun for millennia. Seriously world history didn't start in McCarthy's soviet America. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesnt matter who is qt the ceo position Of slavery inc. The implosion was by design. Sdr`s are your only out, but by nature they too are contaminated. Got gold? Most people holding argentium are holding paper, or worse tungestun. When things look bleak things will turn to shit once people see they got fucked. In the meantime, party on! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck So while I'm shopping tickets to berlin Some faggot has to play the song Dads song Now I just feel bad about leaving them for the empty promise of Europe.. Fuck. I should go to scottlwnd, light up and drink on the frozen grounds that is St Andrews. Then collect some corpses for the Ganges.... But I'm not ready for that. Then some fucker plays his song Like a signal. I swear Kenny rogers encompasses his life in three minutes. But then I crush out the cigarette and drown some cheap drink. Fuck, old man, I get that you are down to your last half million bit you can't keep what you count. You gotta know when to hold them Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away Know when to run But don't count your money, when you are sitting infront of the children's... Because they gonna carve up your ass. no no idea. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me amazingly enough it delivers nothing too. funny, the death of millions only begats emptyness ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me without persia the larger strugle of israel is nothing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still waiting for the gods To return and kill us all ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus I think I'm going to die I don't know why, but i just ate this... Oh god.. how. horrid! well even a single bite out of curiosity was.. enough. not even pickled ginger is killing the taste! If only I had some Suntory pulltab whiskey to wash away the aftertaste. more so a haul from china town although now that you mention it, I haven't seen a 7-11 here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no guns in the uk Probably because of basic living income!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ghost of AI past From: escher@Apple.COM (Michael Crawford) Newsgroups: comp.ai.philosophy Subject: Re: Some views on Aesthetics Message-ID: <10664@goofy.Apple.COM> Date: 10 Oct 90 23:27:13 GMT References: <1990Oct10.194910.23185@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> Organization: Apple Computer Inc., Cupertino, CA Lines: 47 In article <1990Oct10.194910.23185@msuinfo.cl.msu.edu> punch@pleiades.cps.msu.edu (Bill Punch) writes: >But it still doesn't answer the question of what aesthetic IS, >especially from the viewpoint of experience. Since I have neither blue >sky nor sea here, what is it about say, Vaughn Williams Sym No 5 that >evokes a sense of wonder in me, or reading to James Weldon Johnson's >"Creation Story" or whatever. Why doesn't "Mary had a little lamb" or >"Jack and jill" do the same thing? Robert Pirsig discussed this question is Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. It is not a simple question. Essentially the best answer he could find (in defining quality, which I think is equivalent here), is that "Quality is what you like." Sounds circular, though, but he made a strong point for this being valid and no better answer existing. He made the point that quality could not be rigorously defined, but that this did not mean it did not exist. One can prove this by imagining what the world would be like without quality -- nothing would be made except for functional purpose, etc. Certainly our world is not like this. Aesthetic is a very personal thing. There is a common aesthetic within a society, but only to the extent that the people in the aesthetic are similiar. Thus one cannot define what is "good" without having something to experience the goodness. Perhaps you should try to reflect on just what it is that distinguishes what you like from what you don't like. Perhaps you can get a sense of what aesthetic is from trying to define what it isn't. Consider that when a Javanese Gamelan master was played some Western music, and asked what he thought of it, he said: "All I hear is space between notes." Perhaps a more useful question might be not to define what aesthetic is, but what it would take to construct a beast that would be capable of experiencing it. -- Michael D. Crawford Oddball Enterprises Consulting for Apple Computer Inc. 606 Modesto Avenue escher@apple.com Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Applelink: escher@apple.com@INTERNET# oddball!mike@ucscc.ucsc.edu The opinions expressed here are solely my own. "This is Apple. Reality changes hourly, so your mileage may vary." -- chuq it starts out sane enough but the lack of .. punctuation makes it just crazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not to mention too much date/time stuff got pulled into that.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meanwhile the empire will cry. meanwhile I just found the fucking motherlode of data! http://archive.org/details/utzoo-wiseman-usenet-archive ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i should do all of this in a script or something... but 1st hit of vintage crawc0ck: Xref: utzoo comp.text:4169 gnu.emacs:1072 Path: utzoo!attcan!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!rutgers!bionet!ames!vsi1!octel! mike From: mike@octel.UUCP (Michael D. Crawford) Newsgroups: comp.text,gnu.emacs Subject: TeX on LaserJet: Compiling dviplus.web with web2c Keywords: TeX HP LaserJet web2c Message-ID: <17@octel.UUCP> Date: 14 Jun 89 00:02:46 GMT Distribution: usa Organization: Octel Communications Corporation Lines: 35 I am having trouble compiling dviplus.web with web2c on a Sun 3. I have successfully built tex82 from the osu-cis archives using web2c and the Sun C Compiler. I want to print on the HP LaserJet (this is not my fault!) and have obtained what is variously called "dviplus.web" or "dvi2lj.web". I do not have a Pascal compiler (SunOS 4.1). tex.web is compiled by the following (partial) shell script: cat tex.defines tex.p \ &pipe; ../web2cdir/web2c -t \ &pipe; ../web2cdir/fixwrites -t \ &pipe; ../web2cdir/regfix \ &pipe; (cd ../ctex; ../web2cdir/splitup) The important part here appears to be the file tex.defines, which contains: @define function eof(); @define procedure uexit(); @define function odd(); ... I have no such file for dviplus.web. How do I make one? Is there a program to do so? I think I might be able to make it by reading the web code, but it would be a drag. I will mail a copy of dviplus.web to anyone who asks me for it; there have been quite a few requests made for this on the net. -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me filters from cigarettes probably making fun of me for buying pokey once uppon a time. I donno. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me according to the book of knowledge 1941 - World War II: Germany and Italy declare war on the United States, following the Americans' declaration of war on Japan in the wake of the attack on Pearl Harbor. The United States, in turn, declares war on Germany and Italy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me New Star Trek movie! From: krm <utzoo!decvax!cwruecmp!krm> Title: S T III Posted: Sun Sep 19 19:40:10 1982 Subject: S T III Date: Sun Sep 19 19:40:10 1982 In several places in this weekends papers, I have read that both Nemoy and Shatner will be back in ST III. Reputable sources.. "Chekov" and Shatner himself were quoted. Rich Magill And looking back... From: laurir <utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!CAD:teklabs!tekcrd!azure!laurir> Newsgroups: net.startrek Title: Yet Another Last Word about STII Article-I.D.: azure.1510 Posted: Wed Dec 1 19:47:27 1982 Received: Fri Dec 3 06:27:27 1982 Message-ID: <1510@azure.UUCP> Subject: Yet Another Last Word about STII Date: Wed Dec 1 19:47:27 1982 The video tape of STII is out, at the unheard-of (low) price of $39.95, including a Dolby stereo soundtrack. Some comments after a close examination ... The video display in Kirk's apartment is in fact a Commodore computer. However, as one of my guests pointed out, remember that the interesting thing about that apartment was that it was full of antiques ... Spock's coffin did not have a crack in it. Six people examined this sequence frame by frame and came to this conclusion unanimously. However, it did not have a perfectly smooth surface, there were (aerodynamic?) grooves, and only on the planet's surface was there enough off-angle light to reveal them. Perhaps this is the source of the "crack" rumors (not unlike the Martian canals). -- Andrew Klossner (decvax!teklabs!tekmdp!laurir) Funny enough 'Admiral' Kirk uses a Commodore. Yes even in Trek they snuck in product placement. Oddly enough even nerds from 30 years ago didn't catch on they were being subtly manipulated. Why you ask? I wonder if he is still alive to recant? god help all those fools who tweeted and are now in the library of congress... or facebooked. 30 years from now no doubt the myspace data will leak. And it'll be indexed. then we'll know who started the cat pictures. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me history people will go nuts no wait 'socialogists' or whatever they call themselves. you know the pratts that think historical and significant things aren't note worthy for the slaves, but instead feel they should learn to identify with slaves of the past. ie: who was the bigger slut of the 2000's? Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan. Open book test kids! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its in 'night vision' so it looks like racoons fucking about. that terrorist slut with the fancy lawyer daddy had a more compelling video. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you and a few hundred million I'm sure... Otherwise who would even care about some motel bitchess? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I remember the 'joy' of Archie, Veronica, and gopher. And to get mosaic working all you needed was Windows 3.1, Win32s, and some kind of good ISP which was sorely lacking where I was so we resorted to SLIRP on a VAX. What a joy it was to telnet & ftp at the same time! .. kind of.f I remember thinking that the internet will never reach any level of social popularity, because you have to read. Oh how wrong I was, video on duh webz! e-this, e-that, then we graduated to cyber-this, cyber-that. It is appropriate that cybering now is just form of jacking off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol your signature seems more relevant to fax machines than I'd like to think... although its easy to whistle a connect tone, I never could pass data :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it was pretty obvious that it was just advertising for the botiques that they show off, and just so happen to know EXACTLY whatever it is. and how amazing that the stars always win the auctions. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait so this brandi chick's tits aren't real? . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me noodles vs captalisim Noodles!... Maybe there won't be a revolution as it'd involve work. We truly are prisoners of our perceived comfort. we live in an era where the only 'serious' news is carried out by comedians. And even they have limits, and of course owners that they can never cross. But they got us good, if we just shut the fuck up, and never question life is... tolerable. And of course the banks get a slice of the action, jobs are 'created' to administer the people and the funds. To stand up and ask why we'd be called racists, banned from work, banned from travel.. banned from the scraps thrown to us.. We'd lose it all, and who would want to do that? The sad thing is eventually the party will come to an end.. And everyone will be shocked that we've turned into some great monster. How could it happen? Simple it was our need to conform + the desire to not be cold. its fucking scary. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all your base are belong to us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people not helping is quite common happens all the time, ask the people @ the new york meetup. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all your "culture" is big city you live in one without realizing it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its your fault anyways You idiots left, what did you think was going to happen? Get the fuck out of our palistine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its because I don't live there anymore right? just as well ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me europe Living the dream of eurofags everywhere... probably back to north america in spring. Maybe not still thimking australia fir an endless winter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the Beir is better here... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me communism? not like it really matters, but more 'proof' the little guy always gets fucked http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2011/06/speedup-americans-working-harder-cha rts Now the question you have to ask yourself, is what can you do to ensure that our owners are not being forced to go without? Who will think of the rich children? heh if you really want to see crazy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRldCPH3mNI God help us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its entertainment although the sad thing is the more time goes on the less insane some of his interviews sound.. although he is a constant mess of insanity & multilevel marketing... Barnem would be proud of his doom circus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the bushes are from Connecticut The idiot son of an asshole went to speech therapy to learn to sound like a moron. Also, news flash it doesn't matter what idiot you "choose" the empire's agenda moves forward. Enjoy your endless wars, gitmo, ndaa, TSA, patriot acts, and 30,000 drones. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought we've already crossed the line where over 50% of "woking" people are cashing .gov checques. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 50+ billion new dollars inflated each month... Of course it'll start to matter.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10 more days to go! repent for yo sins, baby! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Taoism? veganisim? nihilism? well unless the gods reclaim humanity from our errant ways, it'll always be man exploiting the labour of man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great idea Athena was such a sucksess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -1 not enough horsecock. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds plausable enough poor woman. she should have used that 50k to skip the country. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me failure to launch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me drinking on the job? I still didn't know you could get into trouble for that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me freedumb isn't free. kill them all ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shut the fuck up, you stupid motherfucker! There was something about her, as she screamed her vitriolic comeback all over the place. She was very much the abusive type of woman I always chased after. I don't even know why, must be some fucked up business from childhood... But who doesn't have a fucked up past? Fuck you, you fucking blind cunt! She was on a roll; there was no doubt about that. Let's call her Angie. It's a good English sounding name, and well being in England that is the kind of thing you'd expect to find. Angie was quite upset. Well maybe that is an understatement, but maybe we should look at what set off the exchange to begin with. I'm a fucken jokey! Really, like riding horses? Of course is there another? Oh don't be so fucking coy, of course its fucking horses! So I guess its fair to say you ride the hose cock quite often? Oh fuck on then! I'm a fucking jockey, you know like ride professionally! I try to stifle a laugh but it is pretty much a lost case at this point. No, you dumb fucker, not like fuck-ing, like riding! Well you look to tall to me, you must be... what? 5 foot 2 easily? Shut the fuck up, you stupid motherfucker! So yeah, Angie is a jokey. Like riding around in races and shit. She did triumphantly show off a video on her mobile of her riding her last race into first place. You see, Dell, It is all about the right stance at the right time, position `A' has you riding low and tight, hugging the horse with your entire body as he comes out of the gate. Everyone normally starts in this stance. It is easy as from the get go you are holding onto 3 tonnes of wild animal at this point. Do you know how many stones I weight? Well I don't even know how much a single stone weighs, let alone multiple stones. So I figure a stone ought to be something that you can easily pick up and throw at somebody, but with enough weight to hurt. Like a bowling ball... I guess eight. Eight fucking stones? Are you fucking kidding me, or something? Of course I'm kidding I the sense I don't even know how much a stone weights. Uh six and a half? Seven and a quarter, you clueless fuck! She chirps out as it is apparently a sign of accomplishment. Oh... I guess that is good? Good? It is fucking terrible! Look I'm a fucking woman! And I've been dealt the worst fucking blow, ever, yeah? First I barely qualify for the first round elimination to get to even ride my fucking horse I just nod in approval, like I know what she is even talking about. I murmur something about Epsom as I've heard there was a big race track at Epsom downs.. No not fucking Epsom, fucking bladybla! I don't even remember where it was, but really it doesn't fucking matter. The point is, you see, I got in but then I fucking tore my calf muscle! And because I ride a lot, I have my feet shoved down and out, but now I can't do that so I need to keep my legs pointed down, so my physician has me wearing high fucking heels! I have to laugh, as I've never heard this kind of run up for an excuse to wearing high heels. She then slips off her five inch heels to show her real height.. Or lack there of. I can't believe you thought I was too fucking tall! You have no idea how much that hurt me! She then tries to sucker punch me in the gut, but that didn't work, so she jumps putting her arms around my neck and then wraps her legs around my torso and holds on. You have no idea how much it hurts. I'm too big in your eyes to ride, I'll never amount to anything, and it just fucking hurts. At this point I should have just walked out. In the UK you pay for drinks as you go, and thusly you are always paid up. This is the hint it is time to flee the scene. But naturally I'm nave, and this would be a short story if I just ended it with me getting my scarf, zipping up my jacket and walking out. I reach my right arm around her bottom, and slowly let her down, although she is crying now. I fucking hate it when strange women start to cry on me. My daddy... She starts to say, but gets caught up in a snot bubble.. My daddy, he is all I had, I didn't know my mother growing up, all I had was my father, and now, now he is gone. She starts to cry some more... And then the other shoe finally drops. She then approaches me with outstretched arms, crying her blue eyes out. She now stands some four foot eight, with reddish checks, and welt up eyes. Her long blonde hair is in somewhat of a tangle at the ends. Her shirt looks like it is buttoned one button off, or just incredibly crinkled. Streaks are now forming around her eyes as her mascara starts to run. I feel like I have no choice to but to embrace this wounded animal, that is fighting to know that someone out there is nave enough to fall for this embrace and listen to her woes. Or at least pretend like they give a fuck. All the while, I am thinking why am I even doing this? I should have left, instead all I have is this awkward embrace with a damaged woman two thirds of my height. Where, where are you from? She stammers out of her half shame full display of emotions, esp around a clearly obvious foreigner. Canada I mention, deciding to bypass the whole where are your parents from as you don't seem "Canadian" enough.. Although out here apparently I'm "Asian" although I always though of Asians being Oriental, but apparently the massive influx of Pakistanis in the 1970's changed all of that. I used to wonder why my parents chose Canada over the UK, but the lack of any warm seasons, and available land away from an ever-watchful monarch seems to have settled that idea. Oh Canada, She lets out with a sigh, and she pulls me in even tighter. Her face has gone from a very pale white with obvious freckles to now being deep red. She looks like she could almost be mistaken for an American Indian, looking at her deep red almost purple complexion. She then suddenly breaks off the embrace, and grabs for the collar on my shirt, and almost tries to tug me down to her height, with her eyes close, and lips extended. It was like she was going to try to kiss me, but then her arms went rigid, and she pushed me away. He doesn't fucking.... Doesn't? He doesn't under stand what I'm going through, my boyfriend! Again, this would be another sensible time to just walk out., forget about the blonde midget with unsolved business. But I listen to her weep for a few minutes about how her world, her father just passed. And how she had always strived to be a part of his world of betting on horses, so she went to become a jockey and was devastated the last week as she had injured her right calf, and had to wear something as ridiculous as high heels, and subsequently be mistaken for a `normal girl', even though she was wearing five inch heels... But worse is that for the 2013 season they raised the minimum weight requirement to be eight stones. And the lack of support from her boyfriend, or perceived from her end was killing her, or more so to the point that she did feel compelled to throw herself onto... Oi!, we've already done last call, time to clear on out! Get going, would ya! What is this? The portly bar tender was finally doing what I should have done earlier. Given enough clues that it was all right to leave. And sure enough, like clockwork one of the guys who was playing pool on the side of the bar comes over the claim her. Oh, you've met me lass! She elbows him, and he doubles over. Little people... Canada here, was going to help me with my jacket, so shove off! And like an idiot, I just do that, her jacket was inside out, I wonder if she even knew, or if it was a test to see just how drunk I was.. I quickly pull it outside in, correcting it, and grabbing the hood out from a sleeve, and help her into it. I wish I'd met you before this tosser.. She slurs out, her level of alcoholism now starting to show.. Don't pay any mind to her, she's sauced. And with that she picks up her nondescript looking purse and hits him in the back of the head where he tried to foolishly duck and block a frontal assault. She laid in a good hit as he staggers forward. Along with the momentum of her boyfriend staggering forward, not one, but two small bottles of wine tumble out of her purse onto the carpeted floor of the pub. Embarrassingly she kneels down, and scoops the precious bottles back up into her purse. Canada.. She starts to say. Look there is something you need to know about Jockeys. We are all alcoholics. I hope that doesn't bother you. Some people like to drink, but we drink to live. I was about to say something witty, but she then picks her boyfriend off the floor by the ear.. Like the way I'd imagine a mother cat biting a young cub, and picking him up from making a total ass of himself. Maybe next time... She then turns to make sure her utterly non descript boyfriend is ready for the trip in the "cold" weather is all right. And finally I do what I should have done numerous times before. I head out into the cool winter night. how do you even remember that kind of shit? And sadly this is more historical than fiction. Although I guess I could have done a better job of describing the girl. Or the location. But to be honest I really don't think that they matter all that much, more so the exchange. What do you think oh wise engrish proff? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah But she was more so the type who just dictates, and never listens. I was just watching the train wreck unfold. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me easily But why? His life is already shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah such a weird measurement. Another thing I ment to mention was that the place was basically dead. Must be the holidays. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I 3 everyonee whenever. Except for trane, because he is being a douche as of late. But then again it is k5, and for all you know I'm just another Egil sock puppet. Then again you are probably Egil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh no do tell. It'll make for some +3 fiction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aparently Lying low. Very uncrawfordish.... his borderlingle personality will demand attention, soon enough. Esp when he scores some speed and begins to self medicate .... No doubt there will be essays & ignorant motherfickers ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this one! silly!. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me This week`s Top Ten For the week ending Dec. 4 * 1. Truly - Lionel Ritchie (2nd week at #1) The rest below the fold. 2. Goria - Laura Branigan 3. Mickey - Toni Basil 4. Maneater - Hall & Oates 5. Heartlight - Neil Diamond 6. Up Where We Belong - Jennifer Warnes & Joe Cocker 7. Steppin` Out - Joe Jackson 8. The Girl Is Mine - Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney 9. Dirty Laundry - Don Hendley (new in Top 10) 10. Muscles - Diana Ross 30 years ago. Christ. In a few years it'll be 2015. Which means it'll be equal distance from where 1955 was in 1985 as seen in Back to the Future. My god the 80's will seem as relevant to kids today as the 1950's were to us. Interesting! Just as the most popular computer OS is from the 1980's, While the runner ups heard back to the 1970s. C is still around, and a bunch of shit trying to be C. Just as aircraft go slower, humans will be condemned to low earth orbit at best, and people get dumber. ... everything is stagnating. Also your quote showed up in google about fucking startrek. LOL But aren't many things that existed in the 17th century still used today? I mean basic stuff like tables, wagons, shirts with buttons, fountain pens...my argument is more or less that SF visions of the future often assume that everything moves forward in a uniform wave, when in reality some things advance in unimaginable ways while other things move more slowly or not much at all. I believe there's a burgeoning school of thought also that as we advance through the digital, Internet era, the pace of cultural change is slowing down since we have a wider and wider pool of information to draw from. Just to reiterate, though, I agree with John_Hazard in lamenting the lack of bold stylistic vision in Abrams Trek. I just think it's possible that what we're seeing is a deliberate stylistic plan rather than mere laziness. Whether or not it's a good plan is of course...debatable. Maybe it is more so we have so much 'culture' it is impossible to digest. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah exactly. My dad was 40 in 85, just as I'll be 40 in 15. how the fuck did that happen? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably A pedophile Also naive ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Griffith Different animal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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What you see is what you get. - Me my feet hurt how lame. been walking around etc etc.. weird, I lived in NYC no issues... Oh well been stuck not walking like crazy... Oh well. free housing Something like that ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol that'd be awkward nah just a friend from college days. more of a drinking buddy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me London, day 1 holy fuck is it humid. I don't know why I wasn't expecting that. Its not like I've never been here before. So even though it is a few degrees warmer than Canada it feels colder. My friend is off out in the AM, I said I'd much rather just sleep and so here I am in the apt and... there is no coffee. there is no tea. But there is scotch. I also bought some of those 'rock' things to keep your drink cold without melting... Oh well, all in all its a fun way to start the AM with some JW gold. Isleworth so I guess its not really London London London, but it is close enough. Although Brittas Empire is playing on the telly, so it is Engishland for sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds fun but ill need moar scotch ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I haven't seen them yet but it was dark when I got here... and now all I can see is trees. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah its all green and that. I found some PG Tips... not coffee but... close enough I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that reminds me i found this magazine called monocole... so rusty-ish. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me check out here. There big push seems how to manipulate the masses on the soft approach. I'm sure the dictator debs would learn from it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yuuuuuup! went to some victoria / albert museum today. Found out this droid phone I bought is quad band and works in the UK which is nice.. I've got to check to see how long I can stay .. although I booked a few months. I've got no hurry. Then again the world ends soon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah its all east indians in the east end. how original. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably will again Sci museum was a bit of a bust IMHO... I want to go to bechly or whatever it is, where they failed to break the pigeons code. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah i found that out the hard way the website is fucking useless for not mentioning details like that. like everyone knows where it is, so mentioning that is ... redundant. so lazing around watching movies was todays order of business. I think I have 68 days or so remaining. maybe more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Thank goodnes I know where Paddington is .. not the bear from Peru, the station... where the bear got its name. Anyways that is the 'london' station. Too bad they can't link London to Paddington, but I guess everyone knows trains going out of London pass through Paddington? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me figures! although I just think of the heathrow "express" train... that always seems to be running with one hour + delays... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought everyone knew that the now unreported increase in supply was a massive 'hidden tax' that is fucking everyone out of currency, and leading to higher commodities pricing. Sheesh this is Ron Paul 101, yo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me guinesses is all u need to know ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck it, I was bored. same day tickets are the same price as booking 2-3 weeks out. so fuck it. I'm here already. And LHR is still a fucking mall. so is your mom hiyoooooo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you ever notice that Malls look more and more like airports? I blame LHR create more holidays! and make cricket the national sport, fuck bases balls. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 49% vs 47.5% enjoy your civil war ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me found an unexpected money maker so cruising around zinio, I came across this fine perodical, SEXY NUTS , and came across something shocking! They don't airbrush the girls. Blemishes, scratches, shit makeup galore! How ironic a hurry come up place built on false advertising & plastic facades doesn't photoshop their womens. Much like how Bollywood needed audio engineers in the 80's and 90's today there is an urgent need for photoshopping nerd virgins in China! The Chiners need more uneatable goals. Then maybe they'll start a suicide forest. Also the BS lesbian thing was... kind of a letdown, but for $2.49 CDN what do you expect? its in the magazine Its.... Meh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is why we need a basic living amount of Basic, good porn! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I need to read more lol not even going to answer that.. so embarrassing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me smoking Thinking of taking it up, you know support tobacco farmers and fine tobacconists around the world. Otherwise death is inevitable ... It is outstanding how fucked my parents overall health is. Between cancer, heart, kidney and depression it is sad. Take care of yourselves, you only get one shot... YOLO lololol oh i forgot Cuban cigars are legal here. I'm going to get the fattest cohiba and light'er up!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Needs a bottle of Jagger and some ESR bizarre & cathedral book. Also some LARP. how do you feel about iNTEL's next gen cpu's being soldered to the board? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i hate doing manual labor so I think one more day, and i'll have finished what I need to do. then that will be enough. time to fly away... that is the problem they are too far away. I need to find some US Americans who are used to receiving below minimum wage to pay.. If only waiters did construction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wjell we could buy an ID and post it on here, and if he is out without any doubt he could find it, and go from there... but none of these feel crawfordian. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They can always drone the launch site, you know because this guy obviously hates freedom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was 'out' or is that not the whole truth? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't you mean will me your rigg... then kill yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me knock knock . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get the fuck off the stage you idiot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldn't you be in prison commie? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can get your basic whatevers, as that is the only way you'll be getting them. Not unless you find MDC, and figure out a way to scam him a laptop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ironicaly your mulatto prez is going to crack even more heads over pot. Your selective & racially coloured memory must have missed the feds cracking down hard on all the medical stuff in California. but please keep dreaming the single party dream. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah so who gives a fuck? he's going to crack down HARD to maintain the prison way of life, drones over the skys, murder lists and endless illegal wars. hopie changie! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me easy http://www.reddit.com/r/birdswitharms ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so what do you think MSFT Surface sales will be? I think they are going to be around 6 million tops through the entire winter break. This of course includes all the employee givaways, contractor, and various Developer conferences. the sadder part will be home users that got the shaft of a $600 microsoft 'thing' vs an iPad. Even the big sale was just $50 off if you buy the 2nd and more usable keyboard. Windows RT will end up being another dead end, like Windows on Itanium. And the stock will forever remain flat until they ditch Balmer. $529 CDN $499 USD.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Great, now you've found god?? just put him back behind the couch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what what? you so mad taking a shit and posting on gay5? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah even better news mom has cancer. it's popping up here & there just small 'cysts' or 'growths'.. Nothing to worry about.... so they say. but it is starting, and the good news is that mom, dad & the cats ALL have thyroid problems. Clearly not an environmental issue. I've been drinking perrier & vos the whole time I've been here. I doubt it is radiation then again I don't have a geiger counter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought most cancers were viral anyways you know like this gardisal nonsense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good thing i like brocolli and figures about green tea, I just bought earl grey :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn that sounds like work but I plan on leaving here in the next day or so. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I am home actually and it is driving me insane!!!!!!... but yeah they downplay it nobody wants to call any of it cancerous. they are getting ultrasounds to check up later on in December.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who knows the larger question is if he can stay off the grid.. or is he sucking c0cks for a laptop...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stories??? everything is in the diary section. that is where all the action be at yo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after months of solitary I'm sure you'd think the phone book was interesting too ;) so why do you drive around? did it have anything to do with that old movie? going to change the world with the cleansing rain? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just did a room with dricore hours of fun with various parents getting in the way. probably could have finished it today if they hadn't barricaded all the saws with all the shit I removed from the 'room'.. And it would have installed easier if they hadn't shimmed the wrong side in their misguided effort to "help". Anyways if the room isn't polluted with tones of crap, and you don't have elderly & cats getting in the way, it'll install pretty easily. I still could fucking kill someone to get black out drunk. man in the moon? I don't know, there is that swallowing cheese cloth too, and all that other insane shit. But if I wanted that kind of nonsense, I'd just pull 20k out of the bank, and go wander around India for a year. which from where I'm sitting doesn't sound like such a bad idea. It'd drive trane fucking insane to know that I really don't give a fuck about any of that hippy bullshit, but I'd be knee deep in it all... and all that poop & poverty. Fuck it, I'd rather go back to Japan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ewww you'd have to touch them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jealous? $1,280 to spend 40 days in japan... I'll check India ... then I can ride the trains, and embrace the poverty. lol and you'll be smoking crack in the Pacnw, trying to teach an "ai" yellow cubes from blue cones. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sake is cheap as hell beer isn't too bad, the best part being the billions of vending machines that you can get a nice cold Asahi Super Dry! from.. 24x7.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who said anything about debt? maybe you dont matter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only 3/5ths no wait probably less... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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That is what you get for torrenting your own works childrens! thanksgiving was last month You should know that, Egil! ! What kind of fake Canadian are you anyways? But I'm so glad you broke character. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me which only proves you are canadian, as nobody believes it here either. they still have a governor general that can remove any government at the queens whim.. oh sure it has only happened twice, but she's done it. and the money is made out of PLASTIC! How can you have a nation when your money is something you'd find in a board game???? Canada is about as real as Belgium. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me see you are canadian I have a mountain of coins gold & silver coloured after arriving here. 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What you see is what you get. - Me oh goodie secrets, and ignorant motherfuckers abound! I guess pinstripe suits, and crisp one hundred dollar bills are out of the question. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so he isn't in jail where is he? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it worth $30? apparently it is on sale. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ordered and downloading. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine i'll be a jew cat installing .net updates? almost there! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Something funny about last 2 US elections 2008 Popular vote 69,498,516[D] 59,948,323[R] 2012 Popular vote 64,385,262[D] 60,209,277[R] That's right Obama got 5,113,254 less votes than in 2008. While the Republicans picked up 260,954 votes. For a 'growing population' at least 4,852,300 sat this one out, assuming none of them died. Even then, with a mortality rate of 8.2/1000 there should have been 4,265,208 people left to vote. So what is going on? Why did 4,265,208 people suddenly decide to hate america? What happened to all the 'new' people? Why is everyone circle jerking like a 3.3% difference in overall vote was a 'big swing' or a referendum? Also when does the civil war start? Clearly it is overdue. just wanting to watch it explode form the outside... much safer here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or wrath. while yours are just crack infused. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no it doesn't matter none of this matters really, as the outcome would be the same as long as someone from the party got in. They are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the doors, they are holding all the keys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good thing its a republic dumbass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who is she anyways she looks almost familiar but my memory is gone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy african american friday! ready for February? stock up on peanut butter & show your support! i fucking hate watermellon how do people eat that shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me next you are going to tell me that I should eat shellfish once it has been removed from it's shell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Destruction is what people crave once they get their gay pride out of the way kill yourselves happy holocaust or was it football day? well in reality it was a post civil war 'lets bring hte nation together' fake holiday drumed up by some insane woman that lincoln signed into law, and was promptly executed over for the lack of football games. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED? holy fuck what erroneous shit! lol, revisionist nonsense! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like gay pride in your case. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure why not then you cant get evicted.... become a citizen, and be one of them ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot #3 have a skill. oops you know like the way it works for all the LEGAL immigrants. seriously fuck all this illegal shit. It always pissed me off being bundled in with all these fuckheads when I had to jump through hoops and pay tens of thousands to the .gov and lawyers. and for what? to be classed the same as some fuck head who pays no taxes, leaches low income jobs, and contributes nothing? yeah well take your green card and shove it up your ass. I'm done being nice, and playing the fuck you to legal game. yet another reason why I left. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and you do it so well! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Being a lone darkie In the heart if china sounds like paradise. I don't know any of the local nonsense, so now I just say I've been in a coma the last 20 years.. I'm waiting on some mail, in hopes of taking that in for a drivers license.. Although I suspect the insurance will be so high I won't be able to afford to drive... Basically I get updates 1pm or so, eat stare into space for a few hours, goof off on the Internet then my parents make all this noise with tv until 2_4 am then I sleep. Everything is so far away it'd take 6-8 hours to walk to the next town. But I might do it, because I'm just bored enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all cash kind of why the grey market is so massive.. Just look at all those 'check cashing' stores and shit.. If they phase out cash there will be a whole lot of fucktatude going on. Even more so than people buying & selling with tide. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me reddit should have been called kitties & titties... oh well. If our glorious leader allowed images that is what k5 would have become. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is up with the salvation army? so some guy in ottawa stole 250k from some mens shelter over the years. damn.. Thne it just came out some fucker stole 2MM worth of toys from Toronto. what kind of organized religious scandals are going on in 'merika.? YES Next question please. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she always looked kind of special to me you know special like retarded. her kids kind of bear that out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If he was a real god first he'd create the universe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think wampswillion died why haven't you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OK ok, I'll admit it, Anderson Cooper ain't so bad Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper 4 rockets just fired from near media center in #Gaza City. The same media center bldg hit by three IDF missiles earlier today Pamela Weiss @Pamela_Weiss Report a fair story. Report facts. Why not talk about the rockets being fired FROM Gaza?!? #Losingcredibility Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper @Pamela_Weiss perhaps spend less time tweeting about coconut flan and more time actually following the news hirez! Oh my god, poor Pamela 'coconut' got burnt! better send her to a burn centre!. If only the rest were independently wealthy so they could speak out as well. In other news Bill Maher is still gayer than Anderson Cooper, but only in the derogatory and demeaning fashion. like he can find a light switch what did his assistant say? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought murdok was one too like it was a fcc requirement to get a broadcast license ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So a while back I bought this 2006 Mac Pro not to be confused with some piece of shit 'macbook pro' ... God damned apple, and their confusing names. So anyways yeah it's a "Mac Pro 1,1" from glorious 2006. Snagged it for $500, and another $100 to ship from Boston to Las Vegas (then another $100 as check in baggage, thanks Air Canada!) and $50 as a 10% tariff on electronics. Thankfully this thing had the bluetooth module installed so I could use one of those bluetooth keyboard & mice things.. which surprisingly work pretty well. I wonder if the new EUFI roms on PC's can drive BT keyboard/mice on power on? Anyways digging around my parents garage it turns out they bought one of these shitty BOSE systems. Of course it's just a left right thing, but fuck they aren't using it, so I had to dig to find a mini RCA to RCA left/right cable, and now I'm living life @ 300 W !! Awesome! Next up was the video card, the machine came with some ATI 1900 from..well six years ago which is just total shit. I scored me some new ATI Radeon, and along with some insanity of making my mac boot up like it is booting Windows to then boot into a hackintosh bootloader I can then initialize the video. The best part of this hackintosh bootloader is that I can boot up 64bit OSses unlike the built in ROMs which for some insane reason are 32bit only, and there is no software upgrade to zap in a 64bit ROM. I guess that the 64bit ROMS are larger than the space that the 1,1 1,2 & 2,1 Mac's have space for. Sadly Apple seems to have in interest in softkicking a 64bit ROM like we used to softkick AmigaDOS ROMS back on the Amiga 1000 .. Copying in the drivers from Lion, and now I've got video! The system reports: AMD Radeon HD 6870 Series 1024 MB Steam works, so I'm pretty happy with that. The big problem here I've had up here is the wifi.. I foolishly ordered the wifi board for the Mac Pro, not realizing that it is fucking SMALL. Worse since it had Bluetooth, I'd just assumed it was already there but no... And motherfucker thank the gods it was already installed because it's like half the size of the wifi module. So yeah after all that shit, I see the WAP upstairs, 5/5 bars full strength. Awesome right? My assdroid phone gets 5/5 and speedtests around 5MB down, 512k up .. my iPhone gets the same. My Mac Pro gets .5/.5 .. what the fuck?? And the ping time to the router varies from 1ms to 2seconds! what the fuck?? Turns out Apple basically made a faraday cage out of the Mac Pro, and didn't use wifi blister antennas like the G5's so ... shit bluetooth unless you are right on top of it, and utter crap wifi. FUCK. So now I need a motherfucking wifi bridge. Last time I got one of those it cost me well over $100... surely the Chiners have dropped the price, right? Well thank the Chiners, as now there is the 'travel' D-Link DAP-1350 which I scored for $30 CDN! It'll function as a WAP kind of like the old airport travel thing (shame that fucking austrian chick fried mine in NYC ) ... So yeah this thing can be a router with a public IP, it can bridge a LAN, and it can bridge wifi out to wired ethernet. Just plug the thing in, use the included ethernet cable to your 6 year old box, jump to 192.168.0.50 and join a network. I was up and running in no time. Also my Mac Pro now gets 5/.5 like everything else so all is well. So yeah, here I am trying not to be MDC, stuck with my desktop Mac, but I've got audio! One day I'm going to out jerry pournell jerry pournell. now I just need to team up with some hack and write horrible 'stories'. all I need to do is give everything stupid names like 'scion' and I'll be set! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure Ryanair doesn't fly from Las Vegas to Toronto Canada... Although speaking of eurofags I may have an in for a free trip in Feb.. if I can wait that long. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me air canader was $180 nonstop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apparently the 'feet' get crushed easily but when I shipped mine, I'd put paper backs in between them so they didn't get crushed. Overall it isn't such a bad machine that is probably why there hasn't been any real fundamental change since 2006... Basically they've just expanded the ROM space, and allowed for slightly faster or more capable processors... The fact that I can run the latest version of OS X pretty much says how much the 'pro' platform has received any love. I suspect there won't be any more love for the pro and it'll just fade away as apple gets out of the x86 / pc business in 2013, and becomes an ARM only company. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking of UAE if you insult the 'rulers' or mention prostituion online... off to sharia jail you go! in 1984 - 1990 it was sure relevant Commodore's refusal to do a machine faster than a 68000 @ 7Mhz kind of killed it... or their refusal to allow clones too.... the bottom line is that you can't compete with cheap boards from then Taiwan, or China today. after the introduction of the 80486, it was all downhill, the Pentium just cemented it. Motorola dropped the ball with the 68050, and the 68060 was just shoved out the door as a farewell present. In the end TripOS was craptastic as by 1994 it was all about network connectivity. Namely TCP/IP. And AmigaDOS never did get a sensible bundled in networking stack, and the wedge 500/600/1200's were as good as dead as quadra mac's were way more usable, even running a crummy OS. Just as OS/2 was a fucker to get networking, the whole Windows for Workgroups then NT & 95 basically became defacto user machines with bundled in TCP/IP. Like who is going to pay $300 for an 'open' network stack??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you would fag. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure people confuse you with being a man all the time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is anyone friends on the internet? aren't we all just sitting naked, while jacking off to porn, in the basement? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty much Vga, adlib & wolf3d were revolutionary. svga , soundblasters & doom changed the world ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but but but UAE is such a fun place! they wouldn't act like stone age fuckheads would they? why on earth anyone lives in any of these Saudi fucked over states is beyond me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Anderson Pooper not as gay as say, Bill Maher aka the gayest thing on TV since Liberace. If your parents were vanderbuilt Wouldn't you ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they like to think they are just because you know elitest pricks doesn't make you one of them. thankfully I don't blow all my money on hookers & retail pizza for the homeless. oh shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this one? or the one that looks like a dead baby. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah the one where he looks dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had to check eight days. fuck. it sucks. 8 motherfucking days. I may as well stop jerking off too, nothing to live for. Also I've officially passed on a job for... a lot of fucking money. Because I don't want to go back to America. Jesus, I wonder if I can even get a job paying 1/20th that here. well yeah it is kind of ironic although I was the immigrant there.. I'm just returning to where I was born, although at the same time I've spent more time 'abroad' than I have here... The only thing that doesn't make it feel like being in a different country, is that all everyone fucking talks about is the united states. Even the state media opens up blabbing about America. fucking tossers. The other thing is that my work permits were going to come up next year, and I hate going through the whole nerve racking process, and really just don't care to do it anymore. The bottom line is that I basically failed to integrate. 20 years, and no lasting or meaningful relationships, no ties, no nothing. I didn't even have my cat, as my ex kept him. `Money can't buy happiness, and sure its a 'hell of a way to be unhappy' but what little family I do have is all up here anyways. A friend from college is dying for me to go back out to the UK for a while.. maybe I will I don't know, he is off to Sweden for Christmas, and I don't think I'm going to invite myself over for that. I don't know. Right now if I were to go somewhere I'd just spend 3 months in Japan hiding in one of those coffin hotels .. they were 4,000 Yen a night pretty reasonable for being in the city in Tokyo... Or maybe go somewhere else, Kyoto was kind of nice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's too bad he didn't live But then again, who does? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was expecting more from this dupe Or at least a Crawford update. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Joseph Stack Jr PBUH ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me surprise (surplus?) cake followed by sex is always a hit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol @ dumbass americans who think further bailouts of companies will suddenly get them anywhere near what the first world has. fucking failfucks. enjoy your new taxes, idiots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Thank god you US Americans can sleep well at night I'm so sorry for the HuffyPost link, but here we go again, another terrorist bomber has been stopped in Oakland CA! Well it seems from the article that Geoffrey McGann was going to blow up a plane later on today equipped with an: an ornate watch that had switches, wires and fuses Although sadly he didn't have any explosives in which to use his magical watch to blow them up, you know, Israeli style. Even more troubling was his boots! his boots, which were unusually large and stuffed with layers of insoles. Clearly he hates American Feedumbs, and is thankfully being held on charges of possessing materials to make an explosive device, you know like wires which every iPod toting idiot is in possession of. Yes thank the gods another terror plot has been foiled and we can now sleep soundly tonight knowing the TSA did their job. It's just dog chow + sand woof ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive stopped for now sorry. I didn't find god or some shit, there just isnt anywhere to go around here. fuck Ive left las vegas for a county with a pop of 15,000 .. although before they put in some plant it was more like 3,000 .. company town, yo. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Damn dude you's gay. Also did you get your drinking & job situation under control? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and nearly got away with it! if it weren't for those meddling kids! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so which one of your fags did this, or that? nigga stole my bike. Carl Sagan is dead Nobody dreams anymore, nobody looks up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but who will think of the childrens? I'm sure with all our plastic food the ever increasing question will be why are the peoples still gettitng fat & sick. eugenics. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ask anyone from the Caribbean about the SUGAR CANE EMPIRE. No really. And fuck Japan for HFCS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well here is a 13 year old & a radio drama about a 30 year old one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy fuck that shit head bill maher is on what a fucktard. he is interviewing this houndog who's claim to fame is 'getting blacks elected'. jesus, like that is a qualification now? what happened to the grade of ones character, instead of his colour? but no its BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK! .. Of course the 'flip' is idiots that think Romney & his magical underwear is any different. If only they'd make these guys run behind a blind or something so they couldn't NLP the fuck out of people. And what the fuck is with the canned laugh track on maher? Oh wait, its zombies that clap on demand in the same whoop whoop manner. fuck your tv, and fuck bill maher. no surprise there all these 'right left' people are all friends, just look at the bush & clinton famileis... its all WWF bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NYT officially jumped the shark when they had colour photos of the UMSC patrolling opium fields giving some bullshit article on why they were PROTECTING them, instead of, you know, conducting the war on drugs, and burning the fuckers & shooting the people who planted them. Fuck the NYT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me time for the peace prize winner to liberate Iraq. again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me at some point there was some confusion about there spreading 'democracy & freedumb' or some other shit, now everyone knows it is about drone strikes on civilians. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apparently no lessons were learned the GOP is just the 'moderate' side of the DNC. Just as the DNC is the right side of the GOP. They are both part of the same single party solution, and have been doing a fantastic job of shutting out anyone else from any meaningful political debate. jesus fucking christ, binders full of women? that was the fucking hilight. The real scary thing is that americans discovered that Alberta doesn't have a geographical monopoly on shale oil, and by vetoing the pipeline, america is now going to produce its own oil. Bad news for Canada unless they can export 99% of that to the Chiners for profit, but with a new surge of money for the Americans, it'll finance more important things like: More wars abroad More funding for AQ More drones for domestic use More TSA policing actions More military bases abroad More 'merc spending Further tightening the noose around Iran More money for Israel & its occupations And of course more expansion of the surveillance programs More pharmacological experiments on the childrens Hope you enjoy your 'brave new world' for the masses & 1984 for the discenters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well the larger problem is that it'd fuck saudia arabia up, so the larger plan is to knock out oil production from Iraq, Iran, Sudan, and Russia. Damn, looks like they are doing a nice job of doing just that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn girl I wasn't expecting this much insight. Guess you want your $5 worth. Also 2016 will be Jeb Bush vs Hillary Clinton. God help us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how much crawfordian content did you host? See I told you, the homeland/fbi/cia raids any known host of 'the essay for all humanity' and other great writings. k5 is just a honeypot for crawfordian activities. Also anorexic chicks tend to be more drug addicts than party/drinkers (calories!) and the bones, oh god the bones its a freaky feeling ever touching them.. Unless you are into concentration camp type porn or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ill see what I can dig up I forget if I made a copy of that old BBS thing where I had a bunch of his shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Any update on the political prisoner what day is it anyways? 100? i imagine they are going to release him soon. I thought he already was a bottom? Not that it matters I'd just slit my wrists having to listen to him nonstop, a verbal wall of text!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there was part in that email I posted to some other site to drum up drama, but I dont even remember now. something about stalking a librarian, or camping on the beach. let me dig. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was one of them his last email blast included some line about his impending arrest as well. but the fuckwit that I put his memo on has been taken down... see a pattern here? anywhere his last ramblings were posted on has been taken down...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SOMEPOORFUCK Deserves a Break Today Sorry. Apple's iOS is quite is totally shot through with design and implemektation defects. Its the price that you users and us coders pay for Apples market domination. That's why I myself flatly refuse to ever file defect reports at <http://bugreport.apple.com/><http://bugreport.apple.com/> Instead I work night and day to totally decimate Apple Inc.'s quite undeserved reputation for quality: <http://www.softwareproblem.net/sloth/apple/><http://www.softwareproblem.net/sloth/apple/> As i was saying before Mail.app quite suddenly and completely out of nowhere sent my previously half written email.... Would mi hermanos y herminas at kuro5hin kindly show dear SOMEPOORFUCK the ropes? She would fit right in, of that i have no doubt whatsoever. Be sure to apply the "CrawDoc" Scoop Tag to all stories and diaries regarding my upcoming prosecution for flatly refusing to permit the entire emergency responder community of Grover Beach California to receive a 9-1-1 call from anyone other than mysel until I am under arrest, I waive my right to remain silent then assert my right under the united states constitution to act Pro Se. Extra credit if someone could figure out how to credit my San Luis Obispo County Jail Account so that I dont repeat my Clark County Jail experience of grand mail seizure due to life threatening hypothermia which resulted in a fall off a three foot hospital bed with the full gorce of my impact nearly lobotomizing me right above my left eyebrow. Dont even get me started about the two Oregon Health & Science University Police Offers who tried to murder me for politely suggesting that Ativan and Geodon tablets would be lots cheaper than injections in official retaliation under color of authority for taking a leak under the crack of my bare concrete cell without any constitutionally mandated toilet where i was imprisoned for many hours for having the temerity to drive my mother to emergency after she swallowed a whole bottle of warfarin pills. I happened to meet a former San Quentin California State Penitentiary ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well clearly he was expecting it. weirdly enough the email just ends there, incomplete. I tried following up with 'the list' but nobody replies on it, I think they just block any address in his ramblings as to not deal with any of it. Although his aliases were funny. I'll post the rest of his last emails up here seeing that the other site crushed under the mighty load of the crawcock. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and wget kitten and the other insane shit out there. while you can. I found some crawfish fragments in my dropbox, but it wasn't the complete grab I managed to snag while his box was online in sweeden, before the feds busted him for filesharing his shitty music. I wonder if his insane ramblings about nuclear weapons & various drink mixes got him in hot trouble, the FBI has a good running history of setting up the mentally unstable with 'terror plots', and busting them as AQ agents. Although being forced to interact with him in person, and listen to him ramble on and on and being served manifestos forced the FBI's team to suicide, so he had to be 5150'd indefinitely. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rusty removed him after he OD'd... mostly because his shit is fucking embarrassing. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2010/2/16/144019/918 I'm sure you could find his posts indirectly though. Kinda lame that rusty erased him though. It isn't like much is left of his life anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking of gay wasn't ray eckson egil? I don't even remember who I'm suposto hate, I just pitty trane for being trane, debs will die a virgin, n057 will either have to repatriot to the usa when the chiners overrun taiwain, or he'll die defending them. Everyone loves holly becuase she has boobs, and like llammas.. I don't think anyone cares about me, but thats fine, I didn't come here for love. more so a place to die in irrelevance. speaking of which, that chick from vegas emailed me saying I need to quit drinking as much, and lose weight. Oh and get a job. I slept most of the day. dont give a fuck anymore just dont care. if there was a bar in 10km id just walk there, but its 3:12AM they are probably closed. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I would have expected Jason to be the subject matter expert here, but I guess things get boring out in Minnesota. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn and chicago regrets not being New York, which regrets not being London, which regrets not being Rome, which regrets the collapse of the holy roman empire. god damned french & germans never did work together for shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah yes http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2012/9/28/144355/057 motherfucker the site is down :( http://www.satanosphere.com/backup.sql Usage: mysqldump [OPTIONS] database [tables] OR mysqldump [OPTIONS] --databases [OPTIONS] DB1 [DB2 DB3...] OR mysqldump [OPTIONS] --all-databases [OPTIONS] For more options, use mysqldump --help ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me riviting and hard hitting, no doubt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you got a job yet or just drinking @ home? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WIPO BOTH. The larger joke is that everyone who has held Jerusalem has given it up as it is just a rock that produces nothing of interest. The last time it was even remotely viable was when the Roman empire took control of the city, but even they eventually fucked it all up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you sure? who funds dumbing down & propaganda (look up when PBS was created and why), genocide of undesirables (google map planned parenthood, they are located near their intended audiences) and is jam packed with ultrarich elitest fucks, like BILL MOTHERFUCKING MAHER. the KKK of old found an easier way to debase blacks & minorities by giving them a hand laced with death. Nowadays anyone going around with anything KKK/skin head related is just doing some FBI honeypot for idiots. Just look at that failfuck of a fed, Hal Turner. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the 'conspiracy' makes no sense rural maine is a long way from anywhere to be bussing in people to vote on one day. it seems to me that voting for obama phones is one of the few things that motivates blacks to vote. Not that any of this red/blue shit matters, obama phones started a long long while ago as a method of tracking poor people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well thank god he doesn't keep them in binders ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me k5 v2.0 is what you are thinking of. On a side note, LOL "Poll: Obamacare repeal loses public support" .. I'm sure there are plenty of health care CEO's and share holders going to celebrate yet another massive corporate bailout. Only a fuckhead like bill maher would think that massive industry bailouts are the way to 'single payer solutions' .. LMAFO. Just look at the exception lists and behold what a joke the whole thing is. I especially enjoy that congress exempted itself from this bafoonery. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whats the big difference between the U2 and the SR-71? shame the drones made them all obsolete. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me garry powers ftw! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a giant pain in the ass i hate having to negotiate with people as it just means they are disingenuous and all around faggs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me UH OH CRAWFORD ALERT! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just don't start calling 911 and asking To hang out & shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holy shit, the "Soothsayer" snake oil salesman is a chick! HiRez! right now im listening to my parents fight about aspect ratios and highdef tv, and why it never fits, and all that shit. good times good times I'm hoping 'she' is an inscet trying to infect naive womenz through some clearly genetically engineered goop that chicks have to smear over their boobs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no just got my ps3 fired up was going to play deus ex again, but your idea sounds better. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mono sodium glutamate who knows? does it even matter? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if the rat killer was still around ask him, as I always hear bla bla bla, they feed it to rats to make them fat, as they'll eat anything and lots of it when its laced with msg. I just get head splitting headaches (wow that was redundant) when 'western' chinese places go overboard with the shit. Although its a fine white powder like cocaine, so you know its perfectly healthy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear topical testostone is popular among lesbian S.... So maybe she is riding the new wave of gay(5) and topical estrogens?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shades of tangy tangerine all over again What is your stance on the new world order? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The frontier elite guy just kicked off Something to the same effect.. I guess the love of wing commander trumps elite :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yea http://elite.frontier.co.uk/... 10,336 backers 458,845 pledged of 1,250,000 goal 50 days remaining. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 4square was the start of it with GooG glasses you can bet there will be an 'overlay' RPG. God help us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me without the camera it wouldn't do much from what I understand... But anyways yelp is lacking combat, but it is almost there, and building a massive database of crap. Goog bought zaggat didn't they? there is going to be a coming war in overlaid space. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me zero comments means zero fucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Now you are going to say your baby mulcher doesn't use OpenBSD! Where is the freedumb in that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look out a window do you see your tyranny already? go fly some time. ride a bus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cast before swine too little too late jesus fuck tv has gone insane with this forensic anthropologist shit. Also I like how they even show off in teevee land they track your cellphone, and read your email. oh well freedumbs are over rated. must be an antique being modern enough to get on the network, but old enough to not support any of this spy shit. take good care of it, replacing it could prove problematic. esp if its not chip based, which I assume something that old isn't. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was under the impression that e911 was mandatory for ALL cellphones sold after a certain date... Not that it matters the way that cellphones work they always report back which towers they can see, and what strength they are receiving at so you can be triangulated. Its the same 'network' that SMS rides on the back of. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah chilling effect is Pretty cold ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so glad I'm forced to endure is fucking billy mays er maher, and ncis or that is assuming that is what its called. some fake cop show with no respect to constitutional rights. naturally nobody is read rights, and nobody demands a lawyer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me today they rescued a vhs tape wow. i wish they could rescue old porno tapes. Oh and of course tonights episode was all about russian suitcase nukes ... good lord. naturally they describe them like a simple hydrogen bomb, but of course won't get into how much material you need to get a critical reaction... but where is the fun in that?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a few months ago I started to watch kojack on hulu ... all in all it really wasn't that bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me keyboard loggers are far more effective. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh for fucks sake shoot up some smack, and jerk off into a fire already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eugenists were warning against this in the 1800s in america. and here we are. wait, Ow, my balls is on! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the kidnapping and other bullshit in libya didn't go according to the plan. He was going to have to testify today about it, good thing the FBI was onto his Mossad girlfriend and shut down the whole compromised thing. Buddy will probably be going to leavenworth for quite some time for this whole thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and that I'm not messybuu oh hells no! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah yes Chris "single party" Matthews. I'd say he can suck a bag of dicks, but on k5 that is pretty much redundant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats some disturbing shit there your princess is being defiles by american negros & their muzak! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you kidding me? it'll end very well, probably get a few hundred billion out of the state department. It worked in the movies, although I don't think it works out so well in the real world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's a hackathon where a bunch of people hang out and build music stuff on a bunch of APIs. "APIs?" RMS intoned gravely. "Is that like Software-as-a-Service?" "Well, yeah," the student sighed, knowing what to expect next. "You all should be working on a free alternative instead." sure it does for the lulz. or the humanity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck im feeling like I'm 13 living here. jesus christ, got to get some shit going its fucking laaaaame. and of course we are in the woods some 30km from the nearest hamlet, Im shocked we even have power/internet. fucking taxi was 200 pesos round trip to a bar. christ can't be doing that all too often. all there is here is two cats and no snow. its mild yet again this winter. such a shame I was looking forward to snow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me way to go nate_s we were almost down another user. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wrong! It's more so purgatory but here, everyone goes to he'll. Just like jesus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me even better I wasn't paying attention and my mirror of his insanity got zapped... or seized. I don't know but its all fucking gone. LO-fucking-L,. Its all fucking gone, flushed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah... that is why he is now a political prisoner the DoJ seized his server in Sweden, and the dummy had a robots file to block out archive.org from his sites, so everything he's ever done is now gone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Support@kuro5hin.org I hear it's watched like a white hawk, Randy bobandy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Today was remembrance day It was to celebrate the slaughter of the great war - the war to end all wars. Naturally that didn't work out so well, and to cheaper the sacrifice of WWI vets they now tack on all military action to today. Not that any of it matters anymore, the only consequencel thing remaining today is all the bogus nations created in the wake of the ottoman empire. selling poppies? sure isn't to honor sacrifice of wwi. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they don't do anything in the states for veterans, well ok they kick them to the curb, and bury them at night so they don't have to be aware of anything they do. but it's 2012, isn't it obvious by now that the whole 'war on terror' was just utter bullshit, and signing up in the last 5+ years is just being patently oblivious to the whole thing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think you are confusing peace corps national guard and coast guard for army, navy, marines & airforce... you know the ones who focus on killing people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can't see any reason for them I don't think the princess brigades charging head long into european or american wars really gained us anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mostly as punishment For ducking up the pedophile thing for the last 30+ years ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the best of times? doesn't sound like good times to me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'm going to hell but check out this, and now wonder if all those fine tweeterers got visits..? it is pretty stupid making a death threat in a public space where it is easily traceable, but at the same time, nobody stands up for unpopular (free) speech anymore. Besides isn't the big news about that coal mine that forced everyone to show up to a rally to only have to make up time on the weekend, and now they find out they are closing down and losing their jobs? Oh well $$$ == speech, because you know the EMPIRE$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like /r/gonewild I always imagine this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck bill maher Really what a talentless fuck head. I liked him better as a refugee when he was not on teevee. But now he's got the same deal as bill o'riely, being a puppet for the system. Fuck him, and fuck the people who make either of these ass hats possible. Neither have any heart Or soul. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well thats funny When I pointed out what a sellout he was for being utterly complicit in killing Americans with drones, I was demonized as a racist. Seriously, fuck Mayer. And fuck android for not letting me say fuck bilk m a h e r! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd do it but I'd have to do research ie watch more of the fuckhead to get points and refute him. Frankly I don't have the stomach ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't worry The bush Clinton foundation pocketed all the cash, and Haitians are still living in tents. The good news is that they are opening the first resort where these natives were accidentally living for the longest while. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good news everyone! found a bar, had a few drinks! and saw some hookers up from the big city... Ugh. Totally lost my appetite, and just went back to my parents. Jesus christ, was that some skanky shit. hi rusty? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow world wide web. is that on the internets? do I need windows 95 for that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who are you again? sorry, y'all look alike to me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh so are you over or under the bridge? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me having used american bridges roads, and subways I'm under the impression that the nuclear arsenal isn't perfectly good, and figure 50% wouldn't launch, and of the 50% that do 75% of those will explode near the ground. 50% of the remainders will airburst above an american city, the remainder will get to their targets, and 90% of those won't detonate. There is enough of them though, it may be enough for a full scale nuclear war though. god help us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You all will be happy to know I haven't had a drink since the 7th Desperately trying to rectify that ... Where is your god now? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Peeing standing up is awesome Too bad you'll never experience it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Only second hand And holyshit it's painful enough. In that way I'm happily single again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and this is why i didnt move out to cali as contrary to popular media messages there has been no economic 'recovery' rather we have been in a depression for quite some time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi Egil! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm in Canada And I don't like big government . Lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hardly Instead of whining I do stuff.. Largely destructive, but I'm not a pascifist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus update the sig already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so already my first day out of the world and I see this subversive terrorist activity. Who will think of the corporations? the only unifying thing in america is football. if the NFL goes on strike the nation will rip itself apart. down with the NFL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dont worry I'm sure the Feds will totally trump states rights yet again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck While I was traveling you wrote what I wanted to say. Anyways I'm glad that I'm gone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fall of the empire? Beats me, I'm out of Saigon in a few ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Should have voted Gary Johnson Faggot$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I doesn't matter none of this matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't get how euros put the washer & dryer in the KITCHEN. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the laundry room or the basement. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes enjoy your food smelling clothes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as you should fucker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you write cellphone lesbian fan fiction? so confusing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me put him in the curry! I don't think anyone clicked on the video, so here is my second attempt. anyone following dr who this season? it started out ok-ish, but kina lame leaving the girl/dalek behind to die. I thought it'd be more interesting than the usual girl+dork hanging around the dr. why not a dalek that can't deal with the fact she is no longer human, .. plus she can exterminate! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe if I post it again and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again you'll change your mind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in defense of trane maybe we've been too hard on him. After all he is another lost soul Baby Im amazed at the way you love me all the time Maybe Im afraid of the way I love you Baby Im amazed at the the way you pulled me out of time Hung me on a line Maybe Im amazed at the way I really need you Baby Im a man and maybe Im a lonely man Whos in the middle of something That he dosent really understand Babe Im a man and maybe you're the only woman Who could ever help me Baby wont you help to me understand (unnecessary guitar bit) Baby Im a man and maybe Im a lonely man Whos in the middle of something That he dosent really understand Babe Im a man and maybe you're the only woman Who could ever help me Baby wont you help me understand Baby Im amazed at the way you're with me all the time Maybe Im afraid of the way I leave you Baby Im amazed at the way you help me sing my song You right me when Im wrong Maybe Im amazed at the way I really need you Fuck Suicide all around nurse! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me big dog/little dog there was some forum cartoon about this ages ago. but I don't remember what it was called exactly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me reality tv or something like that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just talked to a paki And he said: Get the fuck out ... Damn, that's 5/5 j00z lolololol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol who cares what you have to say? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You Receive a "DllRegisterServer" Error When you try to register a dynamic-link library (or DLL, or .dll file) by using the Regsrv32.exe command-line tool, the DLL is not registered, and you may receive the following error message: DllRegisterServer in file_name.dll failed. Return code was: 0x80070005 Note This behavior does not occur in Windows NT 4.0 or Windows 2000. This behavior may occur if you try to register a DLL by using Regsrv32 while you are logged on using an account that does not have administrative credentials, such as an account that is a member of the standard users group. An account that does not have administrative credentials cannot write to the registry or change files in the System32 folder. The behavior occurs because Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 use a more restrictive security scheme than earlier versions of Windows use. This scheme prevents standard users from registering DLLs. Note Because of this behavior, standard users may not be able to run programs that self-register DLLs by using standard user's ID. To resolve this behavior, log on by using an administrator account, and then register the DLL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WIPO 11. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bunch of senile old fools throwing their weight, for the Empire. surprised he just didn't stick with an anglo name. then they'd be none the wiser. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know what is worse an anglo name I hate, or a name nobody can spell or pronounce. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait, are you implying that popular media is scripted, unauthentic, and just packed full of lies!?? Why I never! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so misleading it looks like LA. They need to do a GTA/GTA. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yawn they need to reach out a bit more... GTA/Vegas or something. I still think GTA/GTA would be awesome. Running over garden gnomes, shooting up Egil dupes, and getting cockblocked by streetcars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Update? Its one of those goofy holidays today. Like I give a fuck. fuck off I'm going back to bed, fuck it. Fuck even night shyamalan couldn't fuck up starwars that much compared to lucas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow after his terrible airplane movie he wasn't kidding he is done. I just wish he'd sold out back when phantom menace came out as a way to make good on what a disaster he is. ILM would have mattered in the 70's or 80's but honestly their work looks like shit today, too busy too blurry, and frankly so over used all the actors do is sit on couches and have the worst dialog, ever. I don't get why kids like it, as the topics of 'trade disputes' never seem to interest them in the slightest, but that is what it all hinges over. Not that we ever find out what they were disputing over, or why there was a blockade on a planet that seemed to be doing just fine otherwise. TL;DR It just means the next movie will be Jar Jar's big day out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Our problem is of course, the humans Mars is incapable of sustaining life, our efforts to maintain the biosphere are exhausted. The water tables, and temperatures decrease annually as does our population. The only consequential course of action is the conquest and occupation of Earth, our sunward neighbor. The means and methods for this attack are already being realized; a large scale hydrogen accelerator will be constructed. This will launch suspension pods carrying the assault forces. Earth is abundant with life, and resources are bountiful. The environment will seem uncomfortable, but not inhibative The problem is of course, the humans. No,never!! Well maybe ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me #3 Julia gillard in India https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miij4vtTIV4 LOL fucking dumb C02 worshiping bitch ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fucking auzzie pyromaniacs Trying to burn everything. All they wound up burning was the bartender. And the one girl i liked out here turns out to be a whore.. Or a player for tips. Not sure. Just more disappointed in myself. I also found out my father is dying, and my mother isn't far behind. i was offered another six figure job, but I think I'm going to turn it down to watch them die in person. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as it stands now I have 25k in checking, another 4 in savings, and I'm hoping for another 12k in the next few days. I think I'm going back. fuck it sucks. Iv'e spent the last 20 years trying to do it "my way" but only gotten the "highway". I just hope I'm not expected to light some lanterns on the fucking lake when they pass. You know what is more fucked up? I haven't cried about losing everything else. I don't thin I'm going to cry about losing them either. Its not that I don't care, its just that my body just doesn't give a fuck. Worse, I hired a hooker, and I couldn't even fuck her. I think i just lost it all. snap ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me could be as far as getting away. I just don't think my heart was into sex as much as my mind thought I was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Canada although there is already talk of going to India. Christ I don't think I'm ready for all that shit. distant relative I hardly know and just all around fucktatude. That and I'm too far away from them and the giant thought control and shit. Ever since I was 16 I pretty much did what ever I wanted, and gave up earlier on the whole crazed religion thing, and really don't give a fuck about any of it... Although there is a new generation of call centre hotties, but they'll be too american for my liking. Oh shit, and of course if I dare set foot there with my sickly parents they'll try to shanghai me into some marriage. So .... I'm not going there. Shit I just hope they don't have anything planned in Canada either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh on all counts happiness is overrated, suicidal depression is the new normal! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd actually forgotten about him I'm guessing he is having issues showing how 'sane' he is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me At first I'd say he wouldn't have it in him but he is such a rage-o-matic... Much like the whole Bonita split. God damn, that'd be scary I always though DUBSTAR would be the one making nipple belts, and jumping people not MDC, but then again once they hopped him up on speed he's never been the same... He is quite unstable so its possible. fuck itd be errie weird to have conversed with some violent person like that. I need a shower. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Esp when it comes to 'progressive' ie /r/srs women I could see them being freaked out that someone would talk to them, then ringing the cops if someone dared made any innuendo like that. You know, equality and all that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and guns why do people even live there anymore? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they even left the EMPIRE$. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I love you too; And you'll get through your Pon Farr, just not with me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gays, gypsies, fags, communists trade unionists, political dissidents, homos, queers, faggots, ballroom dancers, jazz performers, polish and russians. were also there, the biggest deniers are the ones who claim exclusivity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me name space collision? http://www.reddit.com/user/lemon_juice only goes to show he was a sock puppet there too. wha? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me public school has done a good job of eradicating any meaningful history or connection to the past. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me CFR the guys who steered 'merika onto the UKian side in WWI, last thing they'd want is people to support the IRA in any meaningful manner etc etc... Although I've always been surprised that they've had IRA fund raisers and shit in the US, without anyone getting droned or gitmo'd. But notice how that shit solved itself after teh war on the terrors. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they had groups raising money every mick bar I ever went to in Boston, New York, and Chicago... seemed pretty rampant to me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me of course you didn't then the whole irony of 'red state' vs 'blue state' would be lost on the natives. But the system doesn't "suck" it does exactly what it is designed to do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google 'freedom' and get ready for the VIP tour! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So much to say Not enough time to say it You know, for the empire As an offering to the Kraken? I think I've seen this movie before. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me May I suggest Seppuku? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me When someone asks you if you're a god: you say "YES"! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are all about the same really all flashy, and only strangers are all that envious. But occasionally they'll amaze you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think after years of the 'in ear thing' I kind of like the over the ear more.. that and they don't fall out walking around, unlike in ear shit. The down side is you look like some urban douchebag, and its nearly impossible to drink at a bar without some fucknut wanting to talk about your headset. Christ, isn't it obvious with a headset you don't want to fucking talk to people??? Fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they changed the links on you lolz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me On the topic of 'there is no god' behold. I made it all SWF as HTML5 is out of the question for gay5. So who thinks Hurricane Sandy will end k5 where the trolls couldn't? Iv'e been through more hurricanes than I like to think about.. But you have to admire the timing on this one! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who are you kidding? we all know you couldn't do it, as you are the eternal virgin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but then I'd be light on rabbits fire bombing, and all around disasters... I'll cook up something next time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Was that Picasso or Jobs? Breaking eggz to make oomlettes? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good artists create Great artists steal? I forget ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought they fought for the right to get molested by low grade morons on demand? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cock punishment makes no sense clearly she likes it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me of course it matters if more people realized and didnt vote in the glorious single party solution there would be real upheaval and change. thanks for voting for GJ though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why are americans so fucked up about producing id to vote, when they require it for every other thing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me There is no god Your lies make me sick There is only emptiness and suffering. nope. nothing at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Happy Friday. dammit. fuck. went out to get drunk. wound up talking to some langley spook. what a fucking tool too. jesus the aparatus is run by munchkins. i sit here weeping for THE EMPIRE$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gay5 is up there. it could be the end of all of us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sure think Last Tango in Paris, Sepia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Everybody wants a new romance Everybody's goin' off the deep end Everybody needs a second chance ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me come on baby, let's go! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe you both are wrong you know for the EMPIRE$ or some other shit. fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't get it.. her bra doesn't even come close to fitting her right, and her just writhing about staring? shit talk about fucking creepy. I'd have to wade through more dumbass left/right/same ads to watch the first one. Personally I think the US will collapse or suffer some kind of major internal strife (lol cat 1 hurricane?) before anything int he ME happens to Israel, unless they jump the gun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm hoping I can find Delirium Nol.. Also, LOL are you over 16? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cause it gets you drunk faster and you've never tried noel. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ignorant motherfuckers rejoice! on Octobre 31st there will be a drobo mini!. clearly all their bugs were worked out, now they have a plethora of devices. nobody uses firewire anymore so the bugs took care of themselves. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rehab III The drunken distortion prevents me from directly accessing that infor-ma-tion that Trane gave me about the First Non Contact signal, so I will instead speak of the insanity that you will need to implement your own Neo-Natal Whiskey Shields sorry I really don't have anything. Nope, not a god damned thing. Just deliberately wasting your time. Although I do have a chunk of cheese in the fridge, so I'm far more of a cheese shoppe than one should expect. I do have several bottles of alcohol in the freezer. Not sure if I'm going to polish them off first or then the cheese. I do have groceries being delivered later on in the day. Say goodbye to Bollywood for me, will ya? I've been shopping air fare all day. might be moving up and out soon enough. Which just figures I started to make this place 'home' but there really isn't anything for me here now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome! get me some side burns, and 16kb of ram for only $399.95! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think the truth is just too astounding for them to believe. Or that either two of these guys will change anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep its all about manufacturing "probable cause". ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Maybe? I donno ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me got another job lead going to fly out next week... Apparently there is talks of a bonus but of course it's filthy lies. guy that hates life so full of hate it has utterly consumed him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How can you even speak to "love" When you don't know the first thing about it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me See You are incapable of true love. You talk all this talk but you are just a burnt out husk of a human. No heart. No soul. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the real sun of god is locked away in jail. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He doesn't have multiple Holy Grails failed domains, nor a secret. clearly not the sun of god. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it was to trade cat pictures? also pussy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure the answer is no. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so who's watching the sales pitch? http://www.apple.com/apple-events/october-2012/ no warp life, so who cares? you'd be an idiot to steal those they all have rfid tags in them... they'll know the moment you walk in the joint. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh man poor tourists Esp if he's going to scam the high end stuff.. I can only imagine buying some $25,000 plaques for say $1,000 ... lol how could that go wrong? Even in the old days plaques have serial numbers that are accounted for when you take them out from the cashier, what goes in/out of the tables and they watch you... so you aren't going to be heading in/out with big shit. but RFID is so cheap, I bet even the $1 chips have them in there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd probably go with flushing out the dumb that and I think they all periodically flush them out as you'd want 25k plaques looking fresh & nice.. Just as bearer bonds mature out and die off... they don't like people having big anonymous chunks of 'cash'. I still wonder what the deal was with the guys with the $134.5 billion in fake bearer bonds was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol they actually called it the iPad mini lol so we start with the maxi pad jokes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus now you're doing my job I've been outsourced from the EMPIRE$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IM PRETTY SURE THAT IS DEBATABLE ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf was that? I guess they sell tampons or something? Oh well, I'm sure it is funny somewhere. somehow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sanitary towels? what the fuck is that a wet wipe? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like his continuing campaigns to drone innocents, and start more illegal wars. Oh and unlawful spying is cool too. And endless banker bailouts. Just as long as bankers are never prosecuted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me make shit up and write voluminous papers on 'it'. Then die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me reddit is down So what else is there to do with my time? Been drinking since 3am, got a nice buzz going on as its about to approach 12 hours. So bored. I've been pricing tickets and shit all night, trying to get psyched up for a move. Not sure what I'm going to do once I get there though. Life is all up in the air again. I think I've gotten too close to this girl, so its time to cut & run.. or something. She's got major issues, and being around her makes me realize two things.... One that I do like her Two that I bring out the worse in her, and its only going to get worse. She now fights with coworkers, got into a fight with management, drove drunk, got a ticket (somehow avoided a DUI), and smokes like crazy now. Oh and she says her drinking is out of hand as well. I'd like to think I'm doing her a favor by leaving although I'm still not sure where to go or what to do when I get there (didn't i say that already?). Anyways, reddit is down so there goes 1/3rd of my favorite porn. I've just watched all of Arrested Development, and Archer so now I'm bored. When I kill this handle of Vodka, I may go out and either get another or crash at a bar. Viva Las Vegas no car no license :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me walk or bus, I don't go anywhere that exciting. Funny how I survived just fine in NYC but... this isn't NYC. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me reddit status &#8207;@redditstatus The site is down right now. It appears to be a network-related issue. We are investigating ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought everyone was in a tizzy for the people being photographed in public spaces. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meanwhile you've got guys who jack off to anything, so all photography is suspect. with the power of 4chan you could shut down the internet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and stupid me for googling what 'JB porn' is thanks, now fucking everyone knows I'm clueless in the world of pr0n. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me First thing i heard on CBC radio one this AM was about the American 'debates' by these two apologists and the first thing they mention is that the system is fair, and open to all parties, except there is only two factions of the one true party. Even they missed the presidential candidate of the green party being arrested at the debate. So yeah the media is just as corrupt as any american outfit, so there really is no fundamental difference. Although I'm sure I can go into a 7-11 and buying a 24 oz "pop" or "soda" as you Americans like to call them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shave that cock Shave it good! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the spirit of kitten lives on in Pheonix beholden. while they always say don't bring a knife to a gun fight, I guess you can bring a sword to a fist fight. the more telling line is how the went from being public servants to now 'authorities'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe in a police state in the 'free world' the only 'authorities' are academics. but then the us has been exporting it's "democracy" for quite some time now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I too have been a victim Of the tasers of justice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Chinamen have a failed policy or something like that. shit. I thought I had something here but I'm so hung over from last night/this morning. Oh wait I do have something! NO574 overload. You are welcome. To any fool who doesn't understand you are the left. or was that the right? and a pair of fish lips jesus christ she is one ugly bitch. how does she get cat as fucking anything in film is beyond me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WhOS going to ride your wild horses? Who is going to take he place of me???? You ate dangerous because you are honest Because you don't know what you want You crossed the line Who pushed who over ? It doesn't matter to you It matters to me We are cut addrift We're still flowing I'm only hanging on to watch you Go down My love.... I disappeared In you You disappeared in I gave you everything you ever wanted Isn't what you wanted? the men who loved you , you hated the most They pass right through you like a ghost Baby you are nowhere You say in love there are no rules Sweet heart Your so cruel Desperation is a tender trap it gets you every time You put your lips To her lips To stop the lie Your skin is pale like gods only dove screams like an angel for your love And you need her like a drugWee my sponsorship of lop continues!! You say in love there are no rules Sweetheart your so cruel She wears my heart like a see through dress Her lips say one thing but say on thing otherwise Love dying every hour ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Like a screaming flower Lobe dying every hour You don't know of its fear or desire Danger the drug that takes you higher Head In heaven and fingers in the mire Your heart is racing you cant keep up Your night is bleeding like a cut Between the horses of lust and love you are trampled under foot Oh love You say love there are no rules Oh love you are so cruel To stay with you Ive been such a fool Oh love Sweetheart You are so cruel. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fall of the wall and the USSR. economic collapse. is 2012 our turn? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I'm at some alarmingly gay Oktoberfest Really they are playing Freddie mercury. There is no racial purity test at the door. I don't even have to go on about whites being mutant Indians It takes the fun out of it. But they have 2l steins for $4 of Paulaner... But fuck this is so wrong, none of these faggots own a VW, let alone a BMW nor do they own silver reichmarks made from jew dental work. Fuck this Holy fuuuuck There is this dark chick guarding the door in a link dress...... May have to say hi after my next few liters ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Da fuq u on now ??? Huffing glue? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Like wise Faggot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Faggot I'm moar white than your black ass could ever hope to be. Go fuck a potato ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crack addict How does it feel to be on the receiving end of eugenics while my family has and always will have swastikas and a UN agenda... LMFAO ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wow Pretty sure you'd get the purple triangle of fagdom. Worse you'd never get a holocaust plaque. Faggot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why u Hate me so much ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the bond secretary? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Forbidden! You don't have permission to access /Uploads/2011/02/alp-girl-natali-blond-010-e1298337422430.jpg on this server. Sounds like every hot chick I hit on in a miserable way last night. I even got yelled at for making too much noise so I spent the night in the stairwell drinking a bottle of JD, and listening to U2 until noon EST. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait, found her! http://www.sexxxyblog.com/2011/03/22/alp-girl-natali-blond-looks-hot-in-a-dirndl / Niiiiice! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck Ing beaten down Germans are fucking sad. Where is the iron youth?? Instead they censored fucking Doom. Oh well BMWs used to rule while they were made in the fatherland. Now I sit in November toasting October fest in 'murika. And fuck you I'm not explaining calendars. Hail Kaiser / Caesar ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't they sell water colour paints in the UKaian lands? Just paint on your tyre marks. Maybe make a stencil. woooosh! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I suspect your dress is wicking the silt in. It'll just look dirty. use some electrical tape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad they didn't do what iceland did instead they let their leadership get taken over by the bankers.... so instead the wealthy drop on by to check in on their new private mederteranian islands. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me greece has oil & gas just found too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh and iceland has happytown or dizzy town. whatever it is with the fuck yeah girl. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for someone who is pro suicide and pro death, why are we saddled with his dumbass? why has he not killed himself???? clearly he needs to set an example ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Stolkholm syndrome do you speak it motherfucker? Also bombing for peace, kill lists, drone strikes, FBI patrolling Canada, and of course expansion of the EMPIRE$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me next leap of faith: if you are anti fed, you are now CLEARLY a terrorist. time for the re-education camp roundups. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go suck the bernanke's cock after you are done with little timmy geithner's. faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sell them on ebay.ca as collectors items of a once profitable Canadian company. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure NDAA was never mentioned torture, the drug wars, obama's lack of transparency, QE3, the fact zero banksters have been prosecuted for destroying the economy, his illegal wars, the drones, the kill lists, and his murder of a 16yr old. what did they fight over, how they were going to fuck the populace up faster/harder? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WERE THEY DOING THEIR PART FOR THE EMPIRE$ ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me throw them all in 535 in, 0 out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where have you been??? Edward Bernays started this trend in 1920s for Calvin Coolidge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so confused about this new age 'enlightenment' so these americans who discovered eastern religion in one breath can say shit like: we need less people in this world! there are so many sucking up air, and useless eaters! but through giving kindness they can convince themselves to kinder things??? What the fuck? Since when did encouraging genocide/eugenics become kindness? lead by example plz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Exchange 5.5 and OWA. don't fight it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for teh sympathy and free money. but you can bet, none of these clueless fucks will ever protest why there was numbers in the first place. Enjoy your census data, fuckers! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No moar guilt free computing 4 me FAQ I'm living off scraps! Dumbass me fell for some mom daughters whore fest!! Cost me 300, but i did make out with the bjtch a bunch of times.. I guess the scAm revolvEd around me paying a grand plus but my bank kept on denying me... More so shame obj banks accrpting me with wrong pins!!!!! holy fuq im drunk ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't hang around to get held up they were going to try to really rob me... damn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I moved out here with one computer and one laptop. I probably have 10 computers now and 2 laptops. I just can't stop myself :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HELLO? HOW I FOLLOW? HELLO? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Frankly I don't know what is worse the piss jugs, or the shit can. thank god k5 can't be that bad right? I was going to do that but then i thought itd be a more subtle trap when he comes out of his drug haze, and identifies it for us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's fine the patch kit is holding, thanks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but but war on terror! war on drugs! zero tolerance! Oh yeah that only applies to us little people. fuck all these guys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I shrugged Fuck that commie bitch ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hollow Leg buuuuuuuuuuurp! fun nite. Although its getting on afternoon. everyone has the right to be unequal, but each person is equally important. you honestly going to hold up bronze age babbling bullshit to the 20th century? You better ditch all tech from the last 5,000 years starting with gay5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me newton didn't live in the bronze age. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me skin is clothing? sounds like something 'buffalo bill' would say. Did she at least comp you some lotion, or perhaps a decorative basket to keep it in? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me travel disrobe, stand naked, and receive cupcakes. I don't think it gets any better than that! Oddly enough, if I tried that, I'd just get housed for 10/15 years... pretty sure no cupcakes though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably gay artsy types going after gay guys. most modern womens fashion is built around twiggy homos anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if its for art's sake then it'd be: rubenesque fueled by cupcake rage. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me non specific dysphoria welcome to hell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit. Human rights defender Natalia Estmirova was abducted outside her home in Chechnya and shot dead later that day. How does that make you feel? truly happy? sympathetic? excellent? YOU DID NOT ENTER THE CORRECT ANSWER IN THE CIVIL RIGHTS CAPTCHA, TRY AGAIN! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its raining again. Oh well laundry day I guess. Fuck I hate having to do all the domestic shit. Guess Ill have to do dishes as well. Should have bought an umbrella. You know, because I live in a desert. where it rains all the god damned time. i haven't moved in or anything yet. just spent a few days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shit your crackwhore infected my iPhone I need a proxy that can filter undesirables ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me better idea: you kill yourself, and save me the effort. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh don't worry. I did worse. fuck. now I just have to let people know I fucked up. :/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me We lost power too Shit was dark... Lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me guess you got smart and didn't try to queue it right off the bat. motherfucker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I swear the more I try not to meet people the more I wind up meeting. I wound up hooking up with this coctail waitress (lol free booze!).. she's got a nice BMW too! And now I feel like all retarded she took me back to her place which is really quite nice, although she's got a bazillion animals. I guess its good for now, as we both apparently have too many trust/proximity issues. Of course she says that she never picks up people from work, or even has had anyone over to her house since she last moved. good lord. she even has a 'stage name' . L-O-Fucking-L. What have I done again? I have to wonder... she had a bazillion Buddha statues all over the place. Of course she's vegetarian, but like in name only I saw eggs in the fridge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she eats fish. boom. I don't know if I can get her to eat steak though. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gah its all too confusing. no wonder you had a llama. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot to add homosexual ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what would you do if you were not presented with any acceptable options? just how strict are you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more so not trying but trying not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should have just let the soviets roll them over, and civilize them, but as usual the USofA backs backwater religious loonies, so really why is anyone surprised? Also heroin/poppies/dope/smack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good point, the guy who shot her should get the prize, after all she was encroaching on his religious freedumbs! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they both kill in the name of peace prizes, so really what is the difference? Well then again Obama has murdered far more, so this guy is just a one off amateur. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oggfrog/readme.1st tastes good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the game you want is called Supremacy. Fuck risk, this has an open market to manipulate, navies, orbital lasers, and mother fucking nuclear weapons. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me anything but sophos what a fucking disaster that was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your gold is fake. just drill it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I was going to foolishly try to sleep @10pm When suddenly there is a surprise rave 2 blocks away. So much for sleep!!! Although im going to avoid the tweeners just google police low iq http://nyletterpress.wordpress.com/2008/02/29/police-reject-candidate-for-being- too-intelligent/ And it isn't exclusive to the USA, its england as well. we've been dumbed down by design. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nine One One, where is your emergency? This is not an emergency. sorry about the volume level. instead they booted him from art school so have we learned anything? do we fund the arts? No. Not a god damned thing was learned about WWII. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me exactly. best to just let the fucker paint. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Drums in Morocco? Holy fuck can this guy go on and on about fucking Drums in Morocco? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh and don't forget MoroccoTM, now with more drums. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WIPO OS/2 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So Much Love and Affection for my Anti-Social BBW - 23 I'm a very sad, lonely person looking for a specifically unusual girl who is just right for me. I'm a very different person, very obsessive emotionally. There's a lot of good in it (if you're the right type of person), but there's a lot of bad too. But I hope there's someone out there, who feels the good outweighs the bad. :) The good: I can give you all the love and affection and attention you could EVER want. I can be completely yours--I don't even have friends or a life or anything. So, you won't have to share me with anyone or anything (other than my having to go to work). And I am especially affectionate...constantly hugging, cuddling, kissing, anytime you want. I'm also a very honest person; I don't hide anything and I admit my faults. I'm very quiet. I'm not some outgoing player kind of guy, at all. I live an extremely simple life; I take it easy and I don't do much. I don't party, or drink, or any of that stuff. But I do like to have fun often (when I have a girl, we go out just about every day, even if it's for no particular reason), it's just that my idea of fun is rather boring to most people. I have a weird, silly sense of humor, but I'm extremely intelligent. I will support my girl financially...I can't afford everything we want, but I can afford what we need. I need a relationship in which I am completely dominant. I need a girl who is needy in all ways, a girl I can take care of almost like a child or a pet. Someone very inexperienced in every part of life who would never be able to make it alone. I had a relationship somewhat like that before...but there were just too many things about her that I could not handle, or things about me that she could not handle--whichever way you'd like to say it. Now, the bad: I'm extremely jealous and "controlling" (I'm controlling because of my jealousy, not to be a jerk, and not in a mean way... You could even say that I'm not actually controlling at all by nature. It's just that there are so many things that can hurt me, that I have to have a certain way.), and I have to be dominant [NOTE: Please don't misunderstand this...this is not a sexual dominance, slave fantasy kind of thing, at all. I'm not like that sexually, so if that's what you're looking for, look elsewhere. But with real life, I am dominant.]. There are quite a lot of deal-breaker requirements for me. I hate being like that because it makes it so hard to find a girl, but these are fundamentally important things for me to be happy; it's who I am. ~ Basically, to sum it up, I need someone who does not have all this "drive" and "ambition" that most people have. Someone who doesn't care about anything in the world, pretty much literally, except their relationship. That's how I am and I want someone similar. A lot of people like to tell me that I need to "get" ambition myself, instead of finding someone else without it. That is fine, but it's not true; it's not me. I'm sorry if you don't understand that. My girl cannot have kids--previously, OR with me. I have to have 100% of her love, attention, care, and interest. My girl cannot have friends. I have no desire for friends, and she shouldn't either. My girl cannot work or go to school. She shouldn't even be capable of having a job. She cannot be independent or mature. She should be like a child. My girl cannot be significanty educated...I need someone who is truly needy and can't make it on her own. My girl should not go anywhere without me. My girl should be white, or at least pale-skinned. I hate being superficial, but I am SO much more attracted to really big girls (BBW), it would be really hard to be with anyone else. My girl should be drug/disease-free. My girl should be quiet, shy and anti-social toward anyone other than me. She shouldn't be mean to people...just ignore them, and not care about anyone but me. My girl should be simple...not fancy or sophisticated or mature. I can't stand makeup, jewelry, piercings, tattoos, hair dyes, hairstyling, nail-painting, fancy clothes, and other fashion devices or appearance modifications... I need a girl who wants to be pretty for ME, and turn ME on--rather than other people, or herself. My girl should not be attached to her family. I don't want to rip anyone away from a close family. I respect that kind of thing. But if you are with me, I do not want you caring about your family too much, or seeing them much, so I need someone who does not care about those things.. My girl should not smoke or drink. My girl should not have interests or hobbies, or care about entertainment (music, movies, books, games, etc.). Sure, I have my interests too, but compared to my girl, they are NOTHING. If she doesn't like something that I do or something I have an interest in, it's gone. I understand that this is just so overwhelming that it's nearly impossible...so I can sometimes deal with a little bit of it, as long as it's very limited, and only while I'm gone, and only if I don't really know about the specifics of it. Just keep me in the dark from it and it can't hurt me... I do not do "actual" sex (intercourse). I know it's a LOT to ask, and I probably sound crazy. That's why I haven't found such a girl in six years of looking. But I'm not going to settle; I've tried, it leads to a lot of pain. One thing I should mention too, is that I am ABSOLUTELY not abusive. A lot of people think I would be, because of how controlling I am. But I would never abuse my girl. If she can't or won't do what she needs to do to make me happy, that means we simply aren't right for each other; violence is not going to help anything. I'm searching for someone who truly WANTS to be with me and can handle the way I am; I'm not going to force anyone to do anything. I'm not even a mean person...I really am one of the kindest people you could possibly find, as difficult as that may be to understand at this point. Sorry that the ad is so long, but when I post more concise ads, I get all kinds of responses from people who really do not understand what I mean, and getting my hopes up over and over like that really takes its toll on me emotionally. So, if you are reading this and think that you are this girl that I have described, please reply... Life without you is literally not worth it. ------ Remind you of anyone? it was on /r/wtf but it seemed more appropriate here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should email him see how far the rabbit hole goes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saw somewhere the latest unemployment numbers don't actually rely on the standard unemployment numbers. shadowstats still has us fucked. Also this. If this doesn't say we be fucked, then I don't know what else to say. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh shit! I forgot about this little gem (well ok its 18MB, and something like 400 pages of schizophrenic ramblings of this crazy German guy going on about the Nazi UFO bases in Antartica. God damn, this guy puts Crawford to shame! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Watching Trojan so what did you think? Barrie seemed like Barrie at the end, it felt more.... like RD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it'll be different this time, I promise I won't hurt you! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh like the whole thing about rei wasn't traumatizing enough. Plus the old man was clearly screwing these teenaged clones of his dead wife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds more like zionest rules on how to handle Palestine, and the usurped natives. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't get teh whole thing to be honest its not like he saw through the churches bullshit, and everyone went atheist, and lived their happy lives without the roman empires spin on some jew carpenter. instead it was like Omg this is shit, lets just rebrand that shit and go on again. The same applies to Islam & Bah'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when you die you go to heaven right? So why are people 'saved' from death, shouldn't the church be encouraging people to get killed? Also isn't it a TRAGEDY if someone is brought back from death? Lilke enjoying paradise? fuck you back to earth motherfucker! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yeah, we's fucked. So after another four years of living under the single party life is going to be like this. Might as well just commit suicide now. while there is electricity it'll be worth something as it'll make the pr0n all the better.. afterwards, what good would any of it be? I saw an encyclopedia Britannica circa 1950's the other day at a pawn store. Now that is fucking valuable, if anything it'll make a nice fire. Also I've played Wasteland, Fallout 1/2/3 & New Vegas... its a LONG LONG walk to Minnesota ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've already masturbated today, thanks for worrying ;) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no kind of disturbing all this & zombie shit popping up over and over in the MSM.... If I were a hippy I'd say it's societies consciences rising up to alert us to the impending implosion of the consumer based economy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what would you do with a girl anyways? she's just going to complain and eat food. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you'd be crazy to touch shit like that on day 1 you tap shit like this asap http://www.waterbob.com/ And of course you better know where your only hope of fresh water is, and get going there on the double. Also you'd be a fucking idiot to go hiking in the Mojave in broad daylight. Or LA through the spillways it'd be a fucking turkey shoot, no fucking cover. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and don't forget to tap water heaters and other fun sources of water... I've been through too many disasters but its best to be the fucker that fills every conceivable container while the taps work. But those water pouch things are more for bug out bags... Although I prefer things like voss, that are in nice glass bottles that you could smash someones skull in with. Fuck that plastic noise, glass is some good shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that implies you find water to filter although lake meade isn't that far from here, as long as the dam doesn't burst. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me audacity i had this old shitty audio recording, and for the hell of it tried the noise removal in audacity. it worked much better than I ever expected. equipment hum and street noise. shockingly just letting it sample 5 seconds of background shit, and it stripped it clean. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just the default stuff noise removal, just pick a few second spot where nobody is talking and all the background shit is in effect, then select the whole sound file, and re-run it, and .. presto! Normalization is pretty good too... Between those two I'm happy enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yawn. why do they even have any debates seeing that we live under a single party dictatorship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sorry, I can't seem to find that user ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I haven't checked. and now jason is unemployed nbooddy is going to fork over $$$$$ for any court records. I guess. All I know is that if he isn't basically institutionalized for life, he'll die sooner than latter. Ever since they gave him speed it's fucked him up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe he too is schizophrenic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its all Crawpaganda the media arm of Crawumnisism. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I knew diplomats in nyc from the chiners, and they had at least 3 kids some as many as eight. they'd be the first to tell you the one child policy was just some BS to coax funding out of the west. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just like 'big sis' wont' go through the scanners as she knows that shit is fucked up, or that all our 'owners' only eat non GMO organic food, while they push all this BS on us. Laws are just for little people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it was already in action with the corn which of course is in fucking everything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the bernanke does as he pleases he answers to no man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me C & 80386 asm is the only way to go, everything else is just a passing fad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where have I seen this before...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure http://www.lowendbox.com/ check this out you can buy a VM for ultra cheap, and DIY .... fuck all that 'managed' shit when you can do it all yourself. Of course there is always gay5's own pgmr.com. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me myspace.com lololol http://www.50megs.com/ ok ok this is free... goog you'll find others. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nsa.gov? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so yeah, i fucking blacked out fuck. Ever have that feeling that one moment you are somewhere, and in the blink of an eye boom somewhere else? thank the gods, I still have my green card & passport, but I lost everything else. fuck. clearly I can't be trusted with everything else. I even fucking lost my grocery discount card. Oh and it's 4pm EST, lol like totally slept through the day. Oh well like there is anything else to do when I'm unemployed or worse unemployable. gotta re-order cards and pay rent. but damn, now I have to live off paypal until I get some CC's like a fucking adult. I'm fucking trying here! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm kind of shocked the bbs is still up. I'd forgotten about it, hiding on a VM in some old POS in the corner... I should probably just kill it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just paid rent so i still have a 'home' .... and yes I have to carry ID as bad things happen if you don't have your papers on you at all times. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol hi? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chai with expresso? lol americans. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He is guilty of file sharing and providing a torrent of his own music. Clearly he will have to pay the RIAA some 200k per his own songs, because of the losses that he suffered for providing easy downloads to his own works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but then you would actually OWN property and we can't have that now, can we? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they all died thats why last diary was in 2006. such a shame for them, I guess. Try the Chicken Tikka! Oh and get extra Garlic Naan, and pay extra to get less roach droppings. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it probably jsut needs a massage use lotion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me drama llama everywhere. in the empire. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think we can rule out lupus because, its never lupus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me got trashed again with my new lezbo gf... turns out she's half phllipino & navaho. so that makes me captain sensitive. lLOLOLOLZ... her sister nerarly got into some fight with a bunch of whities. fuck more so agree that the feds are out to fuck everyone and that we should stand on our own. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its pretty much a coin toss shit sucked for natives on either side, as nobody honestly gives a fuck about them, but they get more press on the north. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sam houston was an idiot texas should have staid independent. instead the embassy in london is now a restaurant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good thing im not in a state with super lax marriage/divorce laws, and a chappel on every street corner that does 24x7 marriages. shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me knowing my luck she's probably already married. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i wrote her up for the chance of a date practiced all the things id' say; she came over i lost my nerve i took her bag And her desert i know im being used thats ok as I like the abuse i know she's playing with me thats ok 'cause i got no self esteem we make plans go out at night wait to two and turn out the light less rejection just another low keeps me up like its my turn to sow when she says all that that she wants with me then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends when she says all that im a practical disease then i wonder how much more I can stand well then i guess I should stick up for myself but i really think its better this way the more you suffer the more it shows you really care right? yeah! well i'll relate this little bit it happens more than i like to admit late at night she knocks at my door drunk again and looking to score; i know I should say no, but its kind of hard when she's ready to go i may be dumb but im not a dweeb i'm just a sucker with no self esteem. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'm in a ny state of mind it was so easy living day by day out of touch with the rythm and the blues but now i need a little give and take the ny times the daily news it comes down to reality and its fine with me cause ive let it slide don't care if its china town or bronx river side i don't have any reason left them all behind im in a ny state of mind whooooah yeah .... it was so easy living day by day out of touch with the rythm and blues but now i need a little give & take the ny times the daily news it comes down to reality it is fine with me don't care if its china town or bronx river side i dont' ahve any reasons i left them all behind im in a ny state of mind i just taking a grey hound on the hudson river line 'cause I'm in i'm in a new york state of mind ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MUH DICK really what were you expecting? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what was the question again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuq! I was about to post that. and yeah they took MDC's site with it! lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't know but in one single swoop they've taken all the crawford offline. lol did anyone ever download geometric visions? funny to think its all gone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bet archive.org has it. lolol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MEET GAY MEN! GET HELP WITH ADDICTION! Oh k5 advertising, no wonder it is mostly dead. And $300 a week to run a 160x200 40kb flash ad? Or even $1,200 for 160x600 ???? what the fuck? no that is why the space is blank.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I too was a victim of checkpoint 'engineering' ... which they consider someone who can do a 'make world' on freebsd an engineer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dutch too always going on about the bikes that the nazi's stole. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where are these mythical rape jokes? I always hear about them, but I can't think of any... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im offended as those aren't even jokes, or even remotely funny. if anything they are just straw men bullshit for liberal 'women's studies' grads to tear down. gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how many poles does it take to screw in a whatever? none they are busy being raped by germans & russians. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me knock knock whos't here? I'm gonna rape yuo! there that is about on the same level. and about as funny. really does that even qualify as a 'joke' because I led in with 'knock knock'? Maybe I had the bar too high on this whole 'rape joke' instead the only real 'rape' in these 'jokes' is to my brain. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there was some interesting article about a guy who confronts this troll that was ruining his life... very interesting read. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/sep/26/day-confronted-troll?CMP=twt _gu I put my hand on his shoulder and asked him: "Why?" The Troll sat there for a moment and said "I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. It was like a game thing." A game thing. Much in the same way people can make fun of avitars, or screen names, but to confront someone face to face takes a special kind of asshole. Although most school kids are that asshole. some never seem to grow the fuck up. I could go on about the lack of empathy and why isn't any of the pc/ambulance chasers confronting that, but it won't sell books, or get me my own srs bury brigade. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i was more surprised that he didn't want to charge the kid... boy did he get lucky! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is where the PC & gov steps in as minorities & women are viewed as being unable to fight for themselves. which is a far bigger injustice as it starts to categorize speech, and we all lose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are they more involved than the something/something/rape formula? Its like a bunch of 8yr olds that overheard the word rape, and used peoples reaction to it as the punchline. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that wont end well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just wait for the ants isn't there rehab for poor people? trane would know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what nobody posted this gem depicting the fall of the EMPIRE$ Of course nobody asks WHY they hand out cellphones. part 1 part 2. I know it's like 3 hours but trust me bricks will be shat by anyone with any sense. corporations have become the government... privatized prisons? And of course good old fashioned mercenaries to fight/kill in wars... Oh and lobbyists that write our laws! Yes sir, I can't see this going wrong. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cant you make them based on the photos? too bad I dont live there anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they do in euroland which is why they scoff at 99% of americans who don't know how to hold a fork. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yo greasy slut, I never did good flirting, I'm that creepy nerd virgin jerking in the woods lurking. Ms. Bell, what the hell? You failed me in woodworking? I fucked you last night, you know damn well my wood's working. I fuck like a man, but I got a student's body And I've used it to fuck the entire student body. With the size of the boat and the motion in the ocean, I fuck so much I took up stock in Trojan Magnum, soaked-ragged em and gagged em Got that cougar magnum now they've bagged em and tagged em I stabbed em in one, fuck it I cut out the other eye, Showed up at the wake, just to watch their mother cry Cuz our lives are like how an R rated movie be, Violence, sexuality, coarse language and nudity. So let's make a movie, cuz your pussy's a hot topic, My dick is the ticket, my bed is the box office Listen to this, you know what we expected? That every single one of you would fucking detest it, But we don't give a fuck if you respect us, Cuz at the end of the day, who would suspect us? We's innocent, we're in grade eight. What's date rape? All we know is play dates and face paint. They say our rhyme style can be pretty vile But I'm a child, I'll say it with a sweet little smile. And you love it, you cunt slut fucks love it rugged. Cock's too big to tug it, you gotta fuckin hug it, Your jaw dropped in awe at these two golden nuggets, World domination on a zero dollar budget. I'll make your panties snap, keep a spare pair in your fanny pack I don't give a fuck if you can walk or if you're handicapped They hear my names Chuck and they're suckin' my cock Call me homeless in the morning, I get up in a box You wanna know Rick's rage? I was born with a switch blade, Not even through the pussy, I chopped through the ribcage, Attacked the doctor, started cutting up his brains, Laughed at the aftermath and the nurses piss stains. I'll fuck you doggy style, cum on nipples and tits, You're my bitch, I feed you fuckin kibbles and bits I've got dick by the foot you count yours by millimetres, Can't get a chick wet? I'll make her spill a litre. See your chicks face is where my nuts bustin', Hit her so hard that she'll get a cum-cussion, You wanna talk about fuckin hos? Humour me. I've fucked hundreds, haven't even hit puberty. Listen to this, you know what we expected? That every single one of you would fucking detest it, But we don't give a fuck if you respect us, Cuz at the end of the day, who would suspect us? We's innocent, we're in grade eight. What's date rape? All we know is play dates and face paint. They say our rhyme style can be pretty vile But I'm a child, I'll say it with a sweet little smile. And you love it, you cunt slut fucks love it rugged. Cock's too big to tug it, you gotta fuckin hug it, Your jaw dropped in awe at these two golden nuggets, World domination on a zero dollar budget. You can't beat me, are you fucking kidding me? The only thing I've lost here is my virginity, Cuz my rhymes have been fucking you for the last 3 minutes, And uh, uh, oh god, uh, I'm finished. Ready Rickey? Ready Chuck! 1-2-3-4 I'll cutcha, I'll straight up cutcha, I'll fuckin' cutcha I'll punk ya, like Ashton Kutcha, I'll fuckin' cutcha Yeah we lil kids but we ain't playin' Tyco, Mawfucka I'm psycho, we'll fuck your wife yo! In the ass, tighter than a tight rope, And when I'm done, you know I'm cummin' in her sliced throat. A knifed ho, on the flo', bleedin' she knelt, Just another notch on my thirteen year old belt. Yo, I fuck so many hos my dick bleeds, Bitch please, simply I spread pussy lips like a disease. They call me Ricky-Ridicky you bitches wanna get sticky? Then get with me chicky I'll give it to you quickly. I'm Charles but they call me Chuck, I won't chuckle, I'll lube up my knuckles, shove 'em up you like a drunken uncle, Leave you disgruntled, yeah you should get to know us fuckers, We make young pussy wetter than The Jonas Brothers. We'll put you in a tomb like the one the Pharaoh's in, Stick some arrows in just to jack your fuckin' heroin, Yo, and shoot up some china white, you know that shit is dynamite Kinda like havin' a virgin to sacrifice. About women my mother said "Don't hit 'em", But about their throats she never said don't slit 'em! So I did and the pools of blood I licked 'em, Cuz I'm holdin' it down like it was a rape victim. Yeah holdin' it down like it was a rape victim... Why? Why? Why? Cuz We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka Get shot, get fucked or get robbed mawfucka, We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka If I got to heaven I'd shoot God mawfucka! We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka Get shot, get fucked or get robbed mawfucka, We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka If I got to heaven I'd shoot God mawfucka! Check it out, we don't wanna hear that dumb shit, Kid you better run quick, this is the Ricky-Ridicky Chuck shit! Got enough hits, dick fucked enough clits, Ya cunt bitch we ain't ones to be fucked with! Like Tupac I come from tough blocks, Like a crack head in an alley yo, I huff rocks, While you's just a crackwhore, you suck cocks, Like the front part of your dashboard, I glove box! You jerk off while I cum in mouths bitch, Like a good girl every time she downs it, I pound chicks, you've got one I found six, My fucking cock's fed more pussy than Meox Mix! We're the craziest motherfuckers you ever laid eyes on, This is the track that your soul fucking dies on, Leave it for the coroner to toe tag it, Like Mike Tyson, "I'll fuck you til you love me, Faggot." I'll fuck you til you love me... Why? Why? Why? Cuz We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka Get shot, get fucked or get robbed mawfucka, We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka If I got to heaven I'd shoot God mawfucka! We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka Get shot, get fucked or get robbed mawfucka, We's Hawd mawfucka We's Hawd mawfucka If I got to heaven I'd shoot God mawfucka! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its out of a comedy group where some 13yr olds find some 'violent gangster rap' and are inspired by it... lol of course its not like shit like this doesn't exist in the real world, but I think its too shocking for most anyone to even look at, even if it is presented as a fantasy where they are just bullied dweebs in the back of the class that would never say/do this in public. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well now kids have gaga and an apparent lack of suicide booths. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck And you know that If I could immigrate to the USSR I'd just taunt you from there.... Shit maybe learn Russian and do a reverse mail order bride??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but russians have endless fields of vodka & utter disappoint. Oh and ruined potential. soudns like home. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you ever seen this shit.?? holy fuck talk about I take everything offensively. No wonder there is the culture of 'forever alone', western whiteboys ain't ever going to get any slack. it really has to be some of the most fucked up shit I've ever seen in my life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dammit holls!! It's a travesty! Get all hackled up! Sigh, I swear kids these days are ironacally very judgemental and discriminatory ... And crazed, I have a bad feeling about this generation that can even find mild humor in anything. These kinds of unwavering dicks are going to holocaust all of us all old people, except nobody will be doing memorials to normies, gypsies, communists, trade unionists, peace activists, protestors and faggots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know what is more worrisome the lack of free boobs, or the drunken comfort of sexor? But no doubt you spent a few papers exploring comfort levels in what should be a 'normal' thing that we've been taught in this modern era is something disgusting and to have never been partaken in. I think worse still is that I always wind up feeling guilty having sex sober, but at the same time sex drunk is always probably better in my mind than in reality. what kind of fucked up construct have they given us? No wonder the western world dies out, while the rest of the world that hasn't gone through this BS booms quite fine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you say that like its a bad thing ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me blue pill much? lol ever wonder why Iran is where it is today? sorry I don't suport apartheid states like israel, or really feel the need to get involved in THEIR war. let them fight it alone. And no, living in America we do NOT support 'liberal democracy' and 'human rights'. you are fucking kidding me right??? IRLSTATUS FUCKING LOLOLOING ON THE FLOOR. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tehran hands down. bla bla bla do you really think the world is so easily painted like on TV? do you think for a second that israel supports democracy anywhere? come on, why such a hard on for israel? your girl from there or something? really so why you so desperate to send more people to die in yet another Afghanistan? Have you noticed that this war isn't going to end? that there will always be some phantom boogyman to sacrafice yet more blood & money to? Oh and I don't give a fuck about any of these 'leaders' I don't need to live under some tits shadow who is going to sacrifice my life/liberty for their 'greater cause'.. I wonder more about others willing to die for others chess game. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah yes GOP/DNC notice that basically nothing has changed under their back/forthness? I know before you get all stolkhom syndrome on me, just remember who signed the John Warner military commissions act, and who signed in the NDAA, and keeps on fighting for the provision to detail us citizens in the usa? Neither one of these left/right dickheads have any little people's interests in mind. Instead they are slowly tightening the noose on everyone everywhere. Oh and the ambassador? lol why did they move him to such an unsafe 'safe' house? and who did the killing? It sure wouldn't be the same terrorists we funded to overthrow Ghadaffi in Lybia, who are right now working in Syria.... If you want to see muzzies killing people, just ask who is footing the bill, and it goes back to the usa.. and FFS shia's hate sunnies, don't even try that shit, thats about as retarded as saying the KKK operates out of the safety of Harlem. Personally, looking at Hillary's pissed off saying it was some bullshit youtube video that got him killed, I think they set up stevens to be kidnapped as hillary wants to undermine obama for her 2016 run, but instead they lybians got excited again, and fucking killed the target. You lie down with crazy killers, people die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think its more disgusting that they can have multiparty elections, and have such influence in the states, while we are stuck in what is basically a one party system. why can't we be free? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A bunch Like in the 100k+. Range but we don't talk about them as it destroys the tv image ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Also with the billions of dollars they get from us & germanland, that was the shittiest excuse for a 'graphic' ever. fuck that shit was gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a given so let it play out. its' pretty simple to see that they can't fight a full on offensive war, what they want it to draw invaders to them to easily nuke. also notice how freaked out isralies are about everyone knowing they stole nuke tech? its their war, let them fight it. Also notice that nobody seems to be all that worried about Pakistan (again) who has nukes, and really is such an unstable shithole? Funny how Israel hasn't bombed the fuck out of them, as again there sure is no love for Israel there (if there ever was any free elections but again, that shit isn't in usa's interest). the difficulty of all this 'arab spring' thing is that the people don't like western policies of the last 100 years in the arab world, fuck some of them are still pissed off about the 1st crusade. All I see is threats of war, and sabre rattling, but nobody is willing to sow the seeds of peace.. almost like our owners don't want peace, but perpetual and un-winnable wars.. where have I read that again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me of course that douche does becuase a its his job. b his family is newly converted remember the whole spanish inquisition? new flips are always the most yappy. I honestly don't see why anyone gives these people in 'power' any credence, their only power is when others do as they bid, if only they ever taught people that they don't have to go along with this bullshit, like Christmas in 1914. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moors? muslim invasion, french pushing back, spain split, then pushing out muslims? oh dear god, don't think this is like a 'new' conflict or something. Also if some guy in a suit, said drop dead, would you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they were more into mathematics history and science, not gay muzak. oh snap! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dude I live in a fucking ghetto Surrounded by wig shoppes, do rag joints, hookahs, hookers, pimps, queers and casinos. Living that American dream!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My great uncle went through that Shit but of course as a royal marine so yay that doesn't count cause it was all a part of The empir$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me But bit holocaust denier!!!! Even I was called one at one point tonight. What gets me is the biggest deniers of all are j00z Notice they ignore every other group?????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure it would be after all he isn't a free man, they read his mail. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably or at least scan a copy in this day/age. Good thing 3TB disks are now $180. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me censorship sucks even if it is to repress idiots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Another fine Canadian export Rick & Chuck. enjoy! that big tower thing is the CN tower, and their school audience doesn't gun them down. trust me it's canadian. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello why you watch mainstream prestitutes expecting anything but the status quo? hello? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad the rest of his show shit sucks. but yeah pick up any 'real' history and everyone was getting hammered, and high. once women got the vote, its all gone straight to hell with the ultimate end point being the authoritarian nanny state. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bet Bonita can hard wait for the Return of the CrawC0ck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawcock overload turns out I was sitting on a bunch of shit, and never realized it. http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/103637/173 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/103945/035 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/11140/3162 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/111152/715 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/111845/999 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/112857/803 So yeah, some poor fuck asks him for a job (LOL) and yes Bonita asks for some way to get him the fuck out of her life once & for all. Oh well enjoy. at the very least there is another scoop that isn't admin'd at all, and open to abuse. Also please register and vote up the stories, as I'm really interested to know if we can trigger a post.... email I even forget how I accidentally subscribed to his crazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me protip: always get indian to go... cause yeah... the lower the job the more filthy they are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Vintage cockford spotted I blame cockskin horsesuit. Anyways ironically new user signup actually works on that other scoop. I guess another walled garden to take over? New Technology! No doubt I'll have to post this later since nobody will read this buuuuut.... mystery solved: Would mi hermanos y herminas at kuro5hin kindly show dear some.poor.person the ropes? She would fit right in, of that i have no doubt whatsoever. some.poor.person@yahoo.com Be sure to apply the "CrawDoc" Scoop Tag to all stories and diaries regarding my upcoming prosecution for flatly refusing to permit the entire emergency responder community of Grover Beach California to receive a 9-1-1 call from anyone other than mysel until I am under arrest, I waive my right to remain silent then assert my right under the united states constitution to act Pro Se. Extra credit if someone could figure out how to credit my San Luis Obispo County Jail Account so that I dont repeat my Clark County Jail experience of grand mail seizure due to life threatening hypothermia which resulted in a fall off a three foot hospital bed with the full gorce of my impact nearly lobotomizing me right above my left eyebrow. Dont even get me started about the two Oregon Health & Science University Police Offers who tried to murder me for politely suggesting that Ativan and Geodon tablets would be lots cheaper than injections in official retaliation under color of authority for taking a leak under the crack of my bare concrete cell without any constitutionally mandated toilet where i was imprisoned for many hours for having the temerity to drive my mother to emergency after she swallowed a whole bottle of warfarin pills. I happened to meet a former San Quentin California State Penitentiary ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hard to say his writing did get more erratic the longer he was out.... no doubt they 5150'd him to the maximum extent (30 days?) which is why there is no official charges ... yet. and he'll do his best to fight the system because he is 'perfectly sane' and clearly capable of supporting himself. I could almost post more of his last writings but geez... oh and there is a special note from his estranged ex wife. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me big 40 eh? well congrats for making it this far without suiciding! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh well either idiot elected will wipe out the economy so bye bye SS & 401ks ... hope you like cat food or working.. a lot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh and post a diary anything, I don't want to trigger the auto ban, I've posted too many back to back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking got throttled... http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/103637/173 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/103945/035 I'll get them all out no doubt about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah so? why do you pretend to care? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you just demonstrate time & time again that you have deep rooted issues. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow phosphors i bet your keyboard has a cable attached to it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what ever faggot http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/103637/173 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/103945/035 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/11140/3162 http://archives.satanosphere.com/story/2012/9/28/111152/715 register, and learn. or post a place holder so I don't get throttled. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kind of why I held back.... the map thing is kind of a deal breaker sooooo... until either apple figures it out, or google drops a map application, ooooor there is another good 3rd party map ... meh. Unless something vital like say uh 'warp life' requires iOS 6 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me place holder diary this page is left intentionally blank. NO TEXT clearly you've never read any IBM documentation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now you just look retarded stop huffing rocks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whatever kettle why the hostility? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I get nothing. luckily for archive.org. so it's a scoop/poop site. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also http://www.mobettajam.com/ http://www.treesandthings.com/ etc etc ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't care for the first probably won't care for the 2nd. it feels like southpark on the n64, 8 'enemies' that just keep on coming in endless waves with zero variation. yaaawn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me once upon a time it was new. so I bought it. like a fool. But you know, 1998 was such a long long time ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me video taken down shrug. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me On the topic of 'nice guys' click and have a good laugh. nice guys. also her jump editing is too much max headroom for me. must be fake lashes? i donno. maybe its the cocaine ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are old :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well it's not like I'd want to associate with her, but even prats can be right about something... its not like you have to hang off every word, subscribe and worship.... I donno other than lack of sleep and too much going out is killing me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whoa there buddy you should find out her cellphone preferences first. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some friend from .au sent me that like forever ago... I think he's trying to tell me he's alarmingly gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Getting drunk on Thai beery I'm sure my spellcheck will fuck everything up but whatever So yeah I am enjoying tiger beer and nigori crazy milk sake The lesbian is going to meet me in three hours at some hipster bar. Now normally I wouldn't worry but a little googling reveals I'm 28 She is 26 Fuuuuuuuuuuuck So gay 5 Am I doing it right??? Also I shot the sherif Thank the gods for Teh typos... 38 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ok ok ok Just boooooooook. A suitr ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Chunky And American , so I can secure papers, cock fag ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thikn that is his plan one hot coed at a time. then micromanage the rest to drink/suicide. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one or seventeen. there is no medium in the road of self hate, dig it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that just means you did one of them right. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How does this help the communist party Of Portland ??????? Also not enough Jesus / neo Cawlkford ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Getting drunk on Monday mornings It's liberating being unemployed ... Unshackled of the expectations of society Even the responsibility. It's just a bunch of sr. S here listening to ll coolj on the jukebox Getting drunk Comfortably Numb Another fine Canadian bunch So sure I'll give them teh props next or time ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aye ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also you should update your signature 4s is so like last year. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you pay the tree first or afterwards? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you actually completed something? so good for you, you can have a .gov approved biscuit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Us Treasury Bonds Oh oh and Certificates of Deposit at your local JP Morgan Chase! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LEAD Oh and MERCURY, so you can raise a crawfordian army. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Most of thing. Memory, was much The reply; the Earlier chip and seemingly (contradictory goals and ascertaining from and why OS the result set of this release but The context for a do more precise as a powerful graphics capability of the device driver's driver again: takes time eventually came to reschedule). A microcomputer on the system, product or service the true to control the name MS DOS version was considerably more time, is spent on something each: program is drawn in the screen can be written for the manufacturer of memory management system. 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What you see is what you get. - Me scotch whiskey & I JUST FUCKED A sheep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't know spiderman's wife was such an all around downer,. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go choke on a dyson for the empire. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure he's making a list for his 'special treatment' or some shit. and blaming his mother. god, freud would have a field day. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its about time you got drunk cleaner high than say crack isn't it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so im enjoying some good soviet propaganda gussied up as 'news' Which is interesting that it is available online, cutting the cord etc etc.. So what is interesting is that they are covering the 180 arrested in NY over the OWS protests (not surprising there!), but rt has all kinds of other weird shit, like dating. No, really. Of course a gratuitousness Learn Russian. Best of all they have Max Keiser, along with his handler, Stacy Herbert whom he is now apparently engaged to. You ma know Max as the fine fellow who invented the 'virtual specialist' trading system that has basically destroyed the economy. Oh those Russians. donno but its funny struck out with 'top shelf pussy' gets drunk, then fired. me? just getting chased by queers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jeeeeez are you like a eurofag? or just living life without internet access? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad i was expecting it to end with kevin's suicide ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and dies of embarassment or something. I doubt its the first. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what a strange night last night so anyways there is a casino down here that is pretty run down but has these bitching penthouse suites only available on weekends. Normally they should go for something like $500++ a night, but I found some loophole where I can score them for $80 a night (if they are available). well it turns out that I think they are catching on to me, as I've been there enough times to now be recognized, despite my refusal to participate in the usual 'club card' bullshit as I don't want to be tracked. Anyways that isn't the real story, so yeah I check into my suite, and then head down to the casino and blow $100 on blackjack then head off to diner at some sushi place down here, it was ok.. nothing too fantastic, but it didn't suck (much) either. So after that I just hang out in a lounge happily getting blitzed and this kid who either has the shitteist tattoos in the world, or was clearly in prison for a while starts trying to talk me up. Oh he's gay and is looking to be with someone tonight bla bla doesn't want to be alone. I shrug and say oh well can't help you, I'm not gay, and not looking for anything. I swear this fucking kid follows me around EVERYWHERE for the next hour, its fucking sad. And if anything I'm just annoyed as I just want to go back up to my suite, and enjoy the Jacuzzi, smoke some cigar I just bought, watch cartoons, then pass out in bed. ALONE. I finally had to get security to get him to leave me alone, I didn't want to get into a fight, but at the same time, jesus I only told him like 30x to leave me the fuck alone. Christ, what a town, women just fucking ignore me, and now its homo stalkers. Oh and I slept like a fucking brick last night, god damn totally worth the $80! straight out of the atm so yeah. I wasn't wearing a pinstripe suite though ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I apologize, I think. No blood in person and then the effect of that and I mean, the easiest way to try the I offered to get there was planning good. Even know don't same cost as buying Anyhow, there's no. But you can make money, out with cheaper transfer rates than I make like I apologize, I want to think my way more on co only way to mostly just whining. They know how it's uncomfortable as hell. I mean, I know how to try again. Not the customer in me. I got really mad at you get it; down the customer another a month, in that it's uncomfortable as buying Anyhow, there's no; big bandwidth links to me before, uh, I am up. God, I offered mean, the bandwidth than I mean, of that I mean, of that, it's possible; hell: job is to get spend a bunch of that doesn't mean, the problem with the business is normal! No blood in the re same cost as hell. Yeah, uh, I hate dealing with cheaper transfer rates than I think my colon was perforated. They have the SuperShittyStorage with. But you can make money and I spent a month or money, out the business is: I find figured everything was perforated: another a whole lot of time, I give or money, and stayed away and sold it doesn't mean, the minutes for me sell deal say. You another guy, making it: doesn't mean, I split it; to get as much work on my end? One guy, a salesman takes most of you another guy making it: doesn't mean, I signed a salesman takes most blood in to get it, down on top diagnostics. They might be walking funny for, the easiest way to the with the re seller, I apologize, I don't, think this is to make the middle with the situation, customer in person and didn't know what to say Sorry, actually that. I should: I really mad at I don't think my biggest problem without sounding really mad at this is through salespeople and sold it and I signed a I split it would be nice walking funny for well, rather more bandwidth than I was a closer in that a whole lot of that a perforated. Maybe more bandwidth than I don't, wasn't so, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah. At the xen stuff; is under threat. You seem to deal with that is through their jobs, and I split seem to the business is to be nice to deal with professionals: that's my way colon was planning on month, or whatever. But at that area is under threat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how droll and original! Also the empire. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me t . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me any meeting that can start without you isn't worth attending. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me xen is too old too lame kvm is the wave of the future! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more OS/2 literature and a computer. Oh and orange kool-aide, or whatever the fuck it was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Obama's message gets more and more confusing check out his latest little message to his base. who ever the fuck they are, I'm just in shock at his latest message to the people. But have you seen the latest mittens gaffe? It may as well be hunting for . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Clearly you didn't watch either :'( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meow? meow! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I see our newest member of the ketchup diners party was just eradicated from history. Hi Rusty! ror wow just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know $5 is a lot of money when you are down & out.. it's like the difference between 4 double cheese burgers, and 50 sachets of ketchup vs the ability to spam on gay5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot about that It just reminds me why I never use shit like that ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me donno it is kind of sad to lose the story about geting fired for being tanked at work... I still didn't know that you could get fired for being drunk @ work, or that some employers actually have breathalyzers. Naturally instead of fighting for workers rights to get drunk at work, or for the profet MDC's barefoot walks through the desert/beaches trane is now obsessed with consumerism via vacuum cleaners. 2012 is a strange year indeed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In Miami people were always being sent out to rehab for drug issues and shit... it was like a joke of getting a few months of paid vacation at these spa/resort things... I think you could even do it once every few years or some shit. all I know is that I never let any vice get in the way of work, so naturally here I am... lol it would be scary to think anyone actually watches this site. Oh sure the NSA/Google monitor everything we do because we are all suspect terrorists (CLOUD, MEXICO, PORK) but to really watch watch us... god damn. Also fuck face book @ 22.95 that shit needs to get back under $18 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in satin? lol. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL PC is such a disease what next, don't use such 'enablist' language? LOL I swear those people are so fucking weak that need to change our language. bunch of fucking nazis too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who the fuck are these people anyways? they all seem to be transgendered 'woman's studies' majors. clearly they don't understand that they are going to be behind the worst tyrany and suppression of freedom of speech in the world. It is fucking disgusting. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wow Welcome to the dark side ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shrug. what can I say, there is no strongly codified morals here. I think the thing with crawford is like a bunch of blacks watching a horror movie.. we jump up & down screaming dont open the door, don't go there! aaaagh!!!... he never listens, because like a film projecting his life & grandiosity he is incapable of listening. There is a certain reality tv/trainwreck element to it, but at the same time he is a reminder of just how broken the 'american dream' is in that someone who clearly needs help will never get it from the ones 'charged' with providing it, instead he just ends up in jail without any charges filed well over a week (If we had rights, you can only be detained for 24 hours without charges) but there you go. A00620659 rots in jail, illegally while without a doubt rusty will let jason back in a few hours/minutes as that seems to be the cycle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we live in a world that defies its own codes/laws and morals.... so why shouldn't its people? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that reminds me j1mmy is long gone horny smurf et al. if it wasn't for the tweeters we would be lost on an island ... We are much like the inhabitants of Rapa Nui, surrounded by long dead and forgotten statues to others. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me former or current? Is There No Help for the Widow's Son? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sienfeld was totally gay After season one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure there is he's a douche bag. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit that was like what? 10 years post TeeVee? He was a more amusing sidekick to weird al. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i wonder if anyone remembers I think the original rustina was in retaliation to whatever it was. CMF perhaps? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wedding reception? lol who are you kidding here? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me such a trane answer wooowooo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sucking up crack rocks from random crack dens. LOLz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm a pepper you're a pepper, she's a pepper everyone's a pepper too? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well versed in ancient cultures ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me visual snow Anyone ever heard of this before? I remember getting into a fights about what things look like in the dark. For me its a red/fluorescent green 'static' over what is there... Its really hard to make anything out in the dark, much like trying to watch a shitty old TV that barely has any reception. So I tend to trip and walk into things at night. Or I could be lying because everyone perceives reality the same way ok im bored whatever i would but its dark outside also no health insurance. guess you don't have any either. isn't america awesome? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not yet I got severance so that has to space out over x many months (I forget I left the whole process in disgust) before I can apply. they offered me cobra insurance at a low low rate of 850 or some shit a month. yeah fuck that noise. I got a call from the company that is doing their investigation they asked for a resume, and if I'd be willing to do an interview... sooooo I may be back to employed status real soon now.... the whole thing is confusing but it looks like ill be an employee not b2b anymore. my crawfordian dream of fucking up taxes and living off ketchup may be delayed some. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome! i love this place. thank god none of that shit is going to change in 2015. i just with the chiners would fucking set off the nukes already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should scam it up some how at least go in and say you are suicidally depressed, and enjoy free room/board/food! ... or some happy pillz at least. act now! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm always trying to preserve my precious Fluids... I think I just learn to ignore floaters or just avoid staring at bright static things.... Usually at night I just close my eyes and navigate blind but even then the shit I see is out of 2001 with crazy patterns against static. Never done LSD as I see crazy shit unaided ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good times there! man besides walking into the wall I feel like shit.. like months of boozing out is starting to catch up to me... I may have to detox or something. wait that costs money taper off? I think I've still got some vodka flavored vodka around here somewhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol you ever worry you'll run out? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i have nothing i dont know why i even. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure why not fade to black (or static, what ever it is everyone else sees when its dark) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i had an eye exam recently they said everything was cool, but i never mark having 'floaters' or other visual anomalies... it's been this way as long as I can remember.. I tried to describe it once as a kid, and my parents took me to a shrink so lot of good that was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still don't get why people just dont spin with the insanity and celebrate teh holocaust. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MSFT is run by Balmer and the stock has been flat the last ten years. Really he shouldn't be running the place he really is inept. Come on the Zune? SPOT? Xbox? .Net? Visual Basic? Bing? Instead of focusing on what they do best, Balmer goes bezzerk when someone makes money 'with computers' as they should be the #1 at every electronic gizmo. So we have a bloated & stalled Windows, and a lame office... They are going to charge $$$$$ again for compilers/SDK's So yeah, Balmer is that old guy showing up at the party trying to be cool and relevant. And failing at it. If the linux retards could focus on one distro, and making it usable (fucking fragmentation is bad, ok!) they would bury Windows. Hell even OS X, makes inroads on linux because people just want shit to work. Oh well go Bing yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after how many billions wasted on it what is the ROI? its a piss poor business because they just wanted to fuck SEGA because you know god help someone doing something with anything electronic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Bing! yeah.. uh .. sure. Personally I'm thinking Valve and a Valve box thing will bury the xbox. Microsoft just can't tie shit together, you see that shit 'live gaming' or the other failed MS attempts?? I don't think MS has the forethought of pushing Windows 8 into that kind of direction... Of course the only person at microsoft with a clue, left years ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me blame the rise of HR departments and the CFO because of spreadsheets & 'what if' accounting. it has destroyed corporate america, but who cares about that obsolete dinosaur anymore? It is no surprise that the #1 american company, Wal*Mart leverages IT as a way to sell more an more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me motherfucker so after another insane night of drinking my new uh 'gf' starts going on about lesbians. shit, I think she is gay. so we talked about tits & pussy through the night, but not hers. and she pushed me away to kiss as she doesn't do any PDA. fuuuuuuuuuuck! 50/50 she wanted to be like all independent ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it was more so complimenting this other girl, and staring longingly at her... Oh well C'est la vie. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Better mom than dad Ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! 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What you see is what you get. - Me I don't even remember posting that musta done some blackout k5'ing when I got home. Although I don't see anything else so, beats me! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they do it with radio telescopes but you'll have to google it, our resident astronomer/glass grinder is currently a political prisoner. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn I thought I was being original George Carlin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me itd buy a lot of ketchup lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she didn't last she puked all over the strip... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I have no idea I must have had 15 double vodka sodas, and at least 20 beers... at least. The scary thing is that overall I feel fine, just tired... Ive been cat napping on/off the day. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me met a girl last night we drank until 6am. it was awesome. it really was ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll pay $5,555 for k5 ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me First thing is do is API the blasted thing Hire some pakis to make me an iPhone client. Then yeah, blackjack booze and hookers!!!! Can't promise a cancel bug fix though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So that is who John companies is! So much for some kind of writers profits sharing on Mexican teeth jobs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just threw up a bit I guess you've all seen this. I can't imagine him getting anywhere with these: Tantric, Brunch Club, Musician, Exercise and Fun, Self-Improvement, Singers & Songwriters, Fitness, Spiritualism, Walking, Dining Out, Adventurers, Documentary Films, Art, Spirituality, Personal Growth, Meditation, Writers, Artists & Musicians, Dance, Holistic Health, Exercise & Nutrition, Wine, Arthouse, Meditation, Foodie, Meeting New People, Make New Friends, Fun Times, Health, Fitness and Wellness, Bicycling, Backpackers, Camping, Indie Filmmaking and Independent Film, Cooking Dinner Parties, Singles Dancing Parties Over 35's Dating Dining, Cinema and Films, Food Lovers, Music, Outdoor Fitness, Metaphysics, Movie Nights, dating, Consciousness, Alternative Health, Poly-Friendly Discussion, Dating and Relationships, Sensuality and Intimacy, Polyamory, Swingers/AlternativeLifestyle, Open Relationships, Spirituality, Movie Fans, Alternative Lifestyles, Sacred Sexuality, Singles 30's-50's, Indie Film, Outdoors, Spiritual Growth and Transformation, Travel, Life Transformation, Film, Cooking And Recipes, Coffee, Theater & Performance Art, Singles Who Love to Travel, Overcoming Stress, Single Parents, Self Empowerment & Exploration, Live Music, Single Professionals looking to Meet other Singles, Film Industry, Hiking. Also I still don't see any charges for prisoner A00620659. Discuss(t). its not like I can slip him a note and ask WAS YOUR FATHER IN THE NAVY? Well maybe I could. But I don't want this guy showing up at my door with pinstrip suits, the russian malfia or a crisp $100 bill. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Or do you think he went for the 'long hike'? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me same birth year I as born to Patricia Ann and Charles Russell Crawford in Spokane, Washington in 1964. Because my father, a Lieutenant in the United States Navy, was way out in the Philippine Jungle undergoing survival training in preparation for the soon-to-come Vietnam War, the telegram with news of my birth took two weeks to reach him. And same height/weight eyes & hair color too.. Of course it doesn't prove that much, other than finding his latest 'secret', bluewidget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me be sure to vote red for republicans(communists)! LOL the NWO has you guys voting red and going in circles while they are cleaning everyone out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me free land its just full of hippies, and trailer trash. And what is an empire that doesn't expand? stagnant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sad state of affairs When it takes a Soviet disinformation source, and a pro wrestler to spell out what is going on. disgust. also bunch of slackjaw faggots around here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh oh 404 tanks not found. did the chiners take them out already? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its Judgment Day(tm) that has me more worried. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to hope this would have wall to wall hysterical coverage. http://www.ndtv.com/video/live/channel/ndtv24x7 But I think its the Indian 24x7 advertising channel where everyone tries to look European. (white, not irish, they aren't white, as they have no souls). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me arabs are just dicks I don't know why so many people can't seem to grasp that, they just hide behind the insanity of islam to PC their dickiness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shrug I think that is why I believe in one less god than all of the fallen children of Ibrahim. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah he didn't like it which is why the WH demanded it be put in, and is fighting tooth & nail to get it handed up to the supreme court and codified by the SCOTUS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me word is the tea party is going to link up with AlQueda and start a domestic terror campaign. Alex Jones told me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i love the drama! zomg they might vote blue or red, you know one of the approved candidates! gotta defend my side! fuck them reds/blues! only think/vote along approved sides.... I'm amazed time and time again at the effectiveness of the two party biopaly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uh oh dutch & j00z gonna be PISSED http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2012/0917/Russia-reveals-shiny-state- secret-It-s-awash-in-diamonds turns out carbon isn't rare. oops! Thank you mr gekko ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me new job just went to shit there is going to be some kind of ethics investigation. apparently there is a lot of 'insider dealings' and shit. so yeah regulators are shutting everything down, and basically grinding the business to a fucking halt. I'm not even privy to what the fuck is going on as I basically just 'arrived'. Ever see that old movie, Moving? That seems to sum it up about right, FML, Fuck Me. But, christ I'm glad I didn't move there! So yeah I think I'm unemployed again. shit. and this seemed like a good gig too. I mean I haven't done jack their either, I didn't even get an email address, Oracle ID, NT account, or even a glimpse at the A/IX. Happy fucking monday, faggots. jesus that sounds like 'popov' vodka or something even worse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me indeed that is why the challenge is to earn far more than basic income. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im pretty sure I can't 3d print a still, and a mercedes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whatever but you better believe that I would download a bitching car. fuck the police. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit who wouldn't? carbon filter it 30x maybe it'd be drinkable... with a nice plastic aftertaste. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LLOLOLOL what I don't get is how can anyone be 'ethical' about increasing shareholder value/profit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats always been the parttime backup job, but yeah fulltime now. popov here I come :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no, thank god I don't have any .gov or .mil contracts. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me send him Egils Poetry or maybe a copy of the GPL. LOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he apparently is fond of starwars comics. LOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like end it kill yourself$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me This thing? http://www.amazon.com/New-Unified-Security-Gateway-ZWUSG1000/dp/B007PTRM9G I think ur fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not the extreme Doritos !!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh well no biggie. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Probably anything to get him to shut The fuck up !!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me word is the gnomes got him or he's just trying to build the idea that he is crawfish. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that isn't a police state that is freedom. Do you have a problem with that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me People riot in the me all the fucking time And shoot rockets at American companies and embassies .. This is just showing who owns these wahabiasts groups. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let us know know that works for you lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just sent Crawford some OS/2 books I guess he'll figure out we know where he is. anyone get any further on why he's been arrested this time? Was it the goat fucker thing again? I'm sure there must be more 9-1-1 abuse involved... This is not an emergency I may send him a bunch of stationary Let loose the hogs of war! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good thing I had it sent from amazon Although I'm sure it isn't that loaded with sex and violence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck Mistake there... I'm hoping they just give him the book... :/ I guess I may have to move ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit was like $5 shipped and I thought it was funny. everyone knows he's got special requirements, and he goes fucking ape when people won't meet them. sending him something 'wrong' is more fucking with him than sending nothing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hard to say We don't even know the charges ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Vodka soda + lime $2.25 Fuck work Fuck the world Fuck the economy Fuck saudis Fuck "Persians" Fuck wahabiasts Fuck the bushes Fuck Laurence Fuck mexico Fuck sega Fuck east Eurofags Fuck frenchies Fuck belgies Fuck Herman Von rumpoy Fuck Harper Fuck Obama Fuck fox news Fuck CNN Fuck bbc Fuck CBC Fuck CBS Fuck NBC Fuck Michael Moore Fuck cheerleaders Fuck the ndaa Fuck the NCAA Fuck the MBA Fuck the nfl Fuck the fucks Fuck the war on terror Fuck you Getting there Fagoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You lie with mozzies You get lynched. Same with intelligence agencies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MOAR some crazy guy wants to promo a website but it is just full of crazy. coldandhungry.org don't expect anything, he is afterall clinically insane, and falling deeper down the well.... But rather, let google find this as a warning. http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-some-crazy-guy-wants-to-promo-a-website?pid=2505 508#pid2505508 http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-some-crazy-guy-wants-to-promo-a-website?pid=2505 249#pid2505249 And more. https:/plus.google.com+CmdrTaco/posts/axMpNKVxSZQ Michael Crawford4 Sep 2012 Don't Feel The Need To Concern Yourself On My Account. I Have Boy Scout Wilderness Survival Merit Badge. This is how we roll: http://dulcineatech.oggfrog.net/mdc/books/homeless-like-me/ (That's a mirror published by my friend Del Griffith until I can clue in to how to reset my PayPal Password, when my PayPal email is at the domain that is now expired. D'oh!) A while back I decided that Santa Cruz, California, was just way too weird for me. I have yet to attempt falsification of my hypothesis, but my take is that Santa Cruz is the way Santa Cruz is for the specific reason that Magic Mushrooms have been growing like weeds all over the Santa Cruz Mountains since long before we all decided to come down out of all those trees we used to be so heavily into swinging around in. I am not yet dead certain yet I do assertively conjecture that all of North Monterey Bay is totally permeated with very low, yet permanent levels of Fungal Hallucinogens. I know of some other places that are just like that: Reno Nevada is even worse: Who Do I Have To Blow Around Here To Find Someone Who Makese Sense http://www.softwareproblem.net/mental/distortion/reno-nevada.html I am absolutely not kidding that, because I gave my name and website to a Reno City Cop, about two hours later, eighteen - Count' Em: Eighteen - Reno PD and Washoe County Sheriff's Deputies turned up to look into my mother's report that I myself was a "Missing and Endangered Person". "But Deputy! I cannot possibly be Missing, as I know right where I am!" - just South of Downtown Reno - "and I can't be Endangered, as no one is attacking me." Even so, I spent ten days in the nuthouse, as I pointed out that Reno was just too weird for me, so I was going to go camping in the desert for a few days until I stopped feeling so discombobulated. Imagine my dismay upon learning only too late that, in Reno, Nevada anyway, the statement "I'm going camping in the desert" is the local Euphemism for "I'm going to commit suicide", despite that the desert there is totally shot through with fresh, cold, clear, potable Eastern Nevada Snow-Melt Streams. I was held involuntarily in a Nuthouse for no other reason than that I stated I was going to go camping in the desert. Upon my discharge, I eventually turned up in Santa Cruz - I'm on a Leave of Absence from Grad School in UCSC Physics - only to discover that My Old Home Town now puts Reno *completely to sham.e I walked all the way to Castroville, then decided that, while I didn't actually need my Zoom H-4 Pro Audio Record, it sure would be nice to have, so in just one hour I hitch-hiked all the way back, picked it up from my friend's office where I'd left it, then walked all the way to Oceano Dunes State Beach, just South of Pismo Beach. I don't know what it is about Pismo Beach, Arroyo Grande, Gover Beach and Oceano Dunes, but this place is quite cool. I'm going to lay down some roots her, at least for a while, as I look into the puzzling question as to how I can arrange for me and all the Hippy Chicks to make like crazed weasels in the brand-new, quite large dome tent that some random homeless guy simply gave me day before yesterday. Someone managed to boost my iPhone 4 yesterday, so at this point, my Master's Dissertation is what we call "Little Science", as opposed to the "Big Science" that recently turned up Five Sigma's worth of Higg's Bozons: Using nothhing other than my Early 2006, 32-Bit Core Duo NOT 64-Bit Core 2 Duo Model Identifier MacBoorPro1,1, I am dead certain that I, all by myself, now possess the required Theory, as well as the required experimental apparatus - a cheap Digital Multimeter that my dear friend Matt Zehner gave me when he didn't need it anymore - to arrange for America to stop importing oil about ten or fifteen years from now: HOWTO Write Software That Doesn't Suck http://dulcineatech.oggfrog.net/tips/code/performance/kids-these-days.html That's just the outline of my Thesis: that one can rewrite most computer programs to get the very same work done just as well, just as fast, within all the very same constraints of storage, memory, network bandwidth and so one, while at the same time using dramatically less Electrical Power. Imagine how much money, say, Google would save, if it didn't have to cool its data centers anymore, because Google's servers used so much less electricity that they no longer got hot? Tell me, Commander Sir: What was Slashdot's monthly air conditioning bill for all its servers put together? I have been out of work for THREE SOLID YEARS. I have been completely penniless for over six months. Quite oddly, I am now wearing a brand new pair of very high quality leather walking shoes that I expect retail for two hundred bucks, a brand new, quite stylish button up shirt, while my grey jeans aren't new, they're Totally Thrashed Just So so as to look quite stylish, I really do have a brand-new dome tent that really is big enough to sleep myself and five Pismo Beach Hippy Chicks, last night I dined on a Happy Meal, yesterday morning a Burger King Chicken Sandwich, I'm looking forward to dining this evening on a Pizza with Pepperoni, Black Olivers as well as enough Hot Peppers to transform the entire Western Hemisphere into a Smoking Radioactive Crater, and just a couple weeks ago, California Highway Patrol Officer Godfrey, Badge Number 19523, gave me a lift at ONE HUNDRED FORTY MILES PER HOUR, sixty miles, to a free Salsa Bar. You see, if you walk out across California's Central Valley in the late Spring and you don't know what you are doing, you will freeze to death in the hot Sun because it really is far more important to us to Eat Salt than to Drink Water. If you then proceed to walk out across California's San Joaquin Valley during the heat of the Summer, you will find yourself transformed into the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, but decide instead to call 9-1-1 on a cell you borrow from an Immigrant Farmworker because you'd rather not bring about The End of Time. That's because Vitamin C does a whole lot more than prevent scurvy: It turns out that while the fruit of the Prickly Pear Cactus is quite tasty and nutritious, it must have no Vitamin C at all. Just five days of a diet completely devoid of Vitamin C, and I myself was the living reincarnation of the Prince of Peace. It is not at all well known the Chili Peppers are far richer in Vitamin C than Citrus Fruit. If that were not the case, it simply would not have been possible for the New World to have been populated any further South than where Cranberries grow, as there was no Citrus here until after it was settled by European Colonists. Get This: I got caught red handed shoplifting all the Salsa and Chilis from the Paso Robles Carl's Jr. Salsa Bar. And do you know what the Manager of that Carl's Junior did? She Bought Me Breakfast! My methods are not only quite simple, but have been quite well documented for thousands of years. The best I could ever hope for is not originality, but to restate Siddartha Gautama's own Dissertation, but couched in terms that really do turn out to work quite well for The New Millenium: Are You Cold? Hungry? Addicted? Insane? Life DOESN'T Have To Be So Hard! Mad Brother Mike's Ministry of Healing and Portable Rescue Kitchen. http://www.coldandhungry.org/ mike@coldandhungry.org +1 (503) 928-7501 General Delivery Paso Robles CA 93446-9999 USA Do you know what I do when I earn One Hundred Twenty Dollars Per Hour writing Human-Life Critical Fault Tolerant Software? I blow every last penny on Pizza by the Slice for Drug Addicts, Drug Dealers, Madmen, Strippers, Hookers and the Homeles. I Walk Among You http://www.softwareproblem.net/solution/resurrection.html Bye Now. - Mad Brother Mike ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they should arrest you on principal of running VMS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and old crusty nazi banks but so what? OS/2 processes a shittone of paychecks, MICR for the win! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So why are you here again? Are you our appointed jew/democrat handler? Lololol go and get fucked ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't drive I can walk to mccdonnalds and enjoy my ketchup packet rations. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know what worries me lately? http://www.shadowstats.com/ for the longest time all the numbers basically did the same dance, it was just at different levels... naturally the government operates (now) on the lower one, while before it reported the middle one until it was changed under Clintons reign to make things look better. Anyways, basically from the middle of 2011, there has been a disconnect with the U3 & U6 still being somewhat in lockstep and going down, while the sgs alternative is creeping upwards. shits not good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well yeah thats a given economic recovery everywhere... :\ I just can't believe that some people really think things are ticking up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should be investing in private prisons... going to be lots of growth there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe he is going to be extradited for phoning in threats to that officer guy... whatever the fuck his name is the one he threatended to kill on the 9-1-1 recording. You know he just can't leave shit alone. Or he's become some kind of world renown ketchup sachet bandit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah at the height what? 150k programming/debugging and another what 200k in oggfrog essays? All fucking gone now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yay industrial prison complex Geez I've been on one hell of a bender. The fuq happened??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Check the first link in the comments It's gotta be him I've been up non stop for three days drinking and gambling like crazy. I don't even know how much I've spent. Fuck. Now I'm cruising back home with a scotch in the car. Good times I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was the hooker I was more worried about I'm assuming I paid her. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that chick in the video looks 12 yuck. enjoy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Multiple charges? Anyone cross check the times to see if it was se hobo war? I don't think for a second some guy gave him a tent. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hav a 16gig 4 And one more year on the contract... But Verizon has been surprisingly good... I may get a 5 if the ones you buy outright are unlocked, and I can get it on Verizon in America and Rogers / bell in Canada . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A copy of Wikipedia And that "taxi" reader thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Word has it he's a ground breaking Opera singer in protective custody from a botched hit by the niggaz (Nigerian gazzprom/Russian ) malfia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who gives a fuck? not me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me KKK? LOLOLOL "persians" are such dicks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can't read in dreams also google up what a 'beard' is ... lOLOLOl ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seemed like a distraction to me if you had all the UUID's then naturally your shitty app would have a 100% match right? Besides we all know the .gov has all that information anyways how is this even a surprise, or even news worthy anymore??? trapwire? carnivore? patriot act? HELLO? ANYONE??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pdf's on old kindles 'work' but my god sooo SLOW. When does the next jesus pad ship? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me signed slips are a joke nobody ever checks them anyways. The bigger joke is that aa people will be more than glad to sign you out so you don't interfere with their little world anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me by the time they were just willing to sign me out to be rid of me or be somewhat nice (I don't know what on earth that chick wanted, she ran off to Paraguay or some shit) it didn't matter. I just remember handing in my last batch and the prosecutor was like why so many? Oh wait we forgot to lower the amount after 6 months... whatever they were just hoping I'd trip up and fuck up and be stuck in their court for the rest of my life. But unlike the other 100+ people there I did my one year and got out. Jokes on them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something something suicde, butthurt. whats the big deal, dead guy outsells literary 'genius' so twitter about it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Damn the trust fund babie Had to marry in secrecy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me new leader boy look at the pictures notice the chick that is next to him in all of them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ri Sol Ju http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78950.html ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Tiptronic worked fine in bmw's Beats me on the other shit. But unless you were racing or being an all around doichebag you didn't need it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me put together a bookcase clean up, and check out sublets on craigslist. I think my new job is going to need me in Georgia some time in October so I may have to postpone the whole going to hawaii thing for a month. Oh well life will go on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no kidding its not even atlanta, some hick town FOUR HOURS AWAY which if it is that far, could like be anywhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hilldog is at some russian/chinese economic thingie in russia. thats all i know. its not being reported int he west so maybe its important? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dent ??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My god is a loving god That loves to get fucking HAMMERED!!!!! Thank god for cheap handles of vodka! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me There is always suicide Always ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look at it this way institutions built to house crazy people kick him out because 'everyone aggress' he is annoying as fuck. all he does now is have non stop temper tantrums, until people just either cave, or kick him out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Brain Damage the lunatic is on the grass. the lunatic is on the grass rememebering games and daisy chains and laughs got to keep the loonies on the path the loonitic is in the hall the loonitics are in my hall the paper holds their foldes faces to the floor; and every day the paper boy brings more. and if the damn breaks up in many years too soon if there there is no room uppon the hill and if your head explodes throughout this the tune ill see you uppon the dark side of the moon the loonatic is in my head. (laughter) the loonatic is in my head. you raise the blade you make the change he rearages me until im sane you lock the door and throw away the key there is someone in my head but its not me! and if the cloud bursts thunder in your ear you shout and noone seems to hear! and if the band you're in starts to play different tunes ill see you on the dark side of the moon (laughing) All that you touch And all that you see All that you taste All you feel. And all that you love And all that you hate All you distrust All you save. And all that you give And all that you deal And all that you buy, beg, borrow or steal. And all you create And all you destroy And all that you do And all that you say. And all that you eat And everyone you meet (everyone you meet) And all that you spite And everyone you fight. And all that is now And all that is gone And all that's to come And everything under the sun; is in tune And the sun is eclipsed by the moon. about fucking time! so im hiding in the corner getting drunk as fuck. fuck it all! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me passed out hard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Getting drunk on grey goose & soda I bought some vibram 5 finger shoes. I like them they really feel nice, although everyone fucking stops me to ask where they too can score some to be cool. Cool like me, of course Sometimes I like this place more than Miami or new York... Bit I've done all I care about here. Oh and hookers here suck. Not in a good way either, you bust a nut on their face and it's adios. Fucking no repeat business from me! Also lots of shitty Midwesterners here. Corn fed fuckers. Hoosiers? Whatever So annoying So gay the super debuger doesn't do music he only does scales. that is how we know his 'singing' is a lie. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad you never setup OpenVPN on port say uh 443. oh well. lesson learned? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Also your windows 2003 book is now worthless they just released 2012. It's now 3 major versions behind. (2008 r2/2008). Maybe you can get $1.00 for it. Maybe. And the Star Wars book? $30. But then again a 1978 vintage is $12. Hell I picked up a 1976 (yes a year before the movie) book of star wars with all kinds of lame differences that only proves that Lucas was a shite writer for $1.00 + 3.99 shipping. Nobody reads/values books anymore. Even my beloved OS/2 collection was just cheaper to rebuy @ $4.00 a pop than to ship. And even those I'm going to send off to someone even more fanatical than I to have them de-spine them & scan them. Sorry Mike. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me scratch that. Comic for $11. I can probably find it cheaper the more I dig. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too late on the 2003 book. $0.01. Inside OS/2 goes for $0.20. Too bad your friend chose poorly, OS/2 turned out to be 20x more profitable than Windows 2003. Who would have known!? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its just a PR drive to push people into the NSA/Google grid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone just assumes that the chiners are going to play by the rules of an economic collapse. Lord knows they would never have been using the last 30 years to destroy the west via its greed so that they just brush aside this whole 'economy' thing and crank up the slave labour with all their new colonies in Africa providing all the nice new resources. Afterall what was the whole point of that new 'cruise liner' that also transports troops & tanks? dual purpose. I'm pretty sure all the weird shit going on out in the Gobi isn't Wal*Mart research. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the j00z of course they won't refute it, you know $5 wall. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they didnt kill enough j00z look at all the holocaust memorials to poles, communists ,gypsies, cripples & faggots. oh right, NONE. I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHERE I AM GOING WITH THIS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me carbon monoxide i hear is the easy way to go. it sounds more fun than say zyklon b. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that shit is expensive and it won't get you high, where is the fun in that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me diamonds are expensive too and they aren't rare either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh man are you going to get it expect a 30 page diatribe from pavaroti. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this takes valuable money away from the industrial war machine. how could they? Who will think of the drones? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thinking of moving again vegas was fun but meh its getting old. I've been thinking one of the newer states... or territories... I'm still bummed out that micronesia went independent, US Virgin islands still sounds good or Hawaii. I scanned over my non disclosure stuff, so looks like the job is a go! I wonder about being 6 hours off though.... out in the big island it was all redneck pacific islander trash... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't remember it was 10 years ago since I was out there... but it reminded me of west virginia, poor on poor but it was all lush tropics and mountains, compared to woods & mountains. The hawaiians were a fuck tonne more friendlier too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me changes in lattitudes changes in attitudes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should have been altitude like 6feet under. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but id be surrounded by texans with the whole belt buckle & god thing. not to mention you have to drive hours everywhere like florida.. god that sucked. life is too short to waste it sitting in a car listening to podcasts/shit radio. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah once the royals discover it its all fucking ruined. first his dipshit brother ruined new york, now he's ruined vegas. I swear I wish these fucktards would stop following me around. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait didn't they die in a helicopter crash? It's all bullshit anyways, this is just a press tour. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking bored. so here i am now entertain me. DIAF/Kill yourself thanks for the link! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im afraid dave im afraid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry im not going the way of trane or crawfish. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh do what now? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So just how fucked is fucked? What GAO Found On numerous occasions in 2008 and 2009, the Federal Reserve Board invoked emergency authority under the Federal Reserve Act of 1913 to authorize new broad-based programs and financial assistance to individual institutions to stabilize financial markets. Loans outstanding for the emergency programs peaked at more than $1 trillion in late 2008. Oh you don't say? I guess everyone is broke. What's a few trillion between friends? this isn't tarp this is the fed, none of it was paid back. but please do go on about the script. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me worked for iceland but we of course can't do that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who is that cock socket? no doubt one of our elite rulers^H^H^H^H^H^H Owners. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck I had delayed my -1 hopIng to score it before noon :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's 613am I haven't slept in a while, I know Friday night I popped a bunch of sleeping pills but fuuuuck. So I just said fuck it, I'm at a 24 hour bar drowning insomnia in vodka. I should be sleeping, but I can't. Just feel like I'll miss something. The new job hasn't sent me any papers to sign. Shit is weird they were all hot to sign me. Maybe I should have moved to Atlanta. Oh well I'll give it another while before I freak out. Well that sounds horrible How about whiskey + coffee..??? Fuck I wish I was in Asia .. Even Pakistan . The America's are driving me insane... Well 'Cept for Argentina .. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Only if I can take this Alfajore with me... But I think she is changing her mind... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Chinese internet Every fucking where I go now, all the targeted ads are from CHINA My favorite is http://www.abbottmama.com.hk/moms_network/ Also what is the 'baa action' ? BB 6 ;? That said, its a great shame that Huntsman () wont save us/me from the red Chinese scourge of confusing and misleading internet advertising. was it on a public street? expectations of privacy. And yes, unless you've been homeless gorging on ketchup, trapwire's existence is now public. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enjoy your ketchup binge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What, in America? lol nope! Even our 'beloved' veterans are thrown to the streets, its everyone for themselves, and fuck them all. except for the mexicans, we give them everything at every moment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol my 12yo girlfriend ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I still remember the fuel shortages in Miami after Katrina/Wilma when all the telecom gear went down after a week.... good times, martial law, fuel rationing, lines, and all that shit. It made me all the happier I had a diesel powered car so I could cruise on up to the gas station with the AC blasting, and filler'up! ... Because our overlords were only rationing gasoline, not diesel. But yeah been there/done that with extended outages and shit, fuck the hurricanes / flooding / lightening storms, and all that, I fucking give the fuck up on that shit. I nearly moved to New Orleans, but after my last trip the city felt just as unprepared as ever... that and I sure as fuck wasn't going to deal with my ex, so yeah so now here I am in a desert. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mojave ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is spelt freedum. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How does one catch teh Mercury Vapour Inhalation Poisoning ? Hey hey hey, lets all jump on the Mercury Vapour Inhalation Poisoning Victims Bandwagon! Let's register some sites, write a few poorly worded manifestos and get the world out there about our fellow Mercury Vapour Inhalation Poisoned Victims! Maybe we can do a fund raiser! jesus christ how do you fuck up things like this?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry I only got /mach_kernel ... /mach_kernel: Mach-O 64-bit executable x86_64 i'll have to see if I even have any 10.6 stuff anymore I took the big leap to 10.8 as soon as I found out VMware works on it... Since ironically I use my mac to run.. Windows.. for work gigs. What happened to you? You used to be somewhat good, and now you are destroying n00b shit on the filesystem? You need to get your shit together man. Or get a teaching degree. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me student? are you kidding me, pull up his BPD behavior checklist, and factor in some good pharma quality speed, and we can easily predict: *intense idolization *frantic fear of abandoment *impulsive behaviour involving the abuse of drugs (speed) *Chronic emptiness about failure *intense devaluation of the teacher person (ignorant motherfuckers) / (now he is the teacher) *paranoid delusions (thought police) *Grandious claims and ideas (new projects) *suicidal behavior Followed by some kind of institutionalization. His cycles are moving faster and faster... I think he's already missed registration, but we all know he'll be in the nuthouse before Halloween. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sword Combat great so now you were kitten before he was kitten. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so wait you are real? what on earth are you doing here? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i guess the plus is that with a $5 barrier nobody is going to pay that spam you... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh dear god. 11,893 comments I should have just OD'd. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry to dissapoint but I didn't quite die let's just say its been... interesting. but im still here. i may as well order im starving. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think I would have remembered that its been a fun 48 hours and I think I did black out at some point, I remember doing outdoor karaoke, drinking lots of sake, and some other shit... its a bit of a haze, but I'm pretty sure I wasn't arrested.. I don't feel like I was at any rate... I mean fuck they give out tickets & arrest jay walkers here! Its a fucking police state! At least they wear neon green so they aren't too hard to miss. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Las Vegas, Nevada not to be confused with Las Vegas, New Mexico. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they even have 'attempted jay walking' at $325 for stepping foot on the road. Welcome to the freest nation in the world! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he just wants .gov grants without the tedium of the paper work.. or following the rules. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just spent 3 hours in an underground facility Il m lost. Chuck. This town is. Implicated Also Fuck auto correct and all that sit, it's fucking shif up ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck the forrester dude What's up? Don't die on us. I cant save you, but I can. Bare witness. I'm online as good as you let me be, end of day travel draws to a close. Breathe And let go. I'm sorry I apologize It's down to me And I'm not sure from memory Is it Nashville Or Memphis? I'm Trapped In las Vegas Sorry So Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry Almost Sad And Sorry You had to die Who was hugin Before he was hugin? I forget, but that broke ass niggah is going to die. Cest la vie Now how how how I don't care about life anymore Or the universe. I'm doing Asahi + sake shots.. Fuck the world We should do a meetup How do I find you? Also this sounds dangerous , but it's a. Risk I'm willing to take ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nevada ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit i was about to post that watch him dodge the marijuana questions! ... and thrill to the reddit downtime. Anyways imagine what gay5 could have been if it had been kept relevant. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in some parts we call that murder, 1st degree. but of course don't hold your breath waiting for holder to go after anyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whats the big deal Indians are caucasians too. sheesh, cut the guy some slack, at the same time where is the outrage at the nigger king? Yeah exactly. Now tell me again the j00z don't control the media? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What evah I do what I want! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck that we want rape & genocide. lord knows the bible is full of such 'moral' lessons like that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me becase it's like the bunny jesus, and santa. fiction. besides women are property, and lower classed people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sloppy editing they clearly didn't expect anyone to actually read it... I just don't get why that martin luther guy even bothered picking up the torch instead of setting the whole thing ablaze. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think its already happening much like how people keep on telling me it was an IBM exclusive thing, even though all the groundwork was done by microsoft... But don't worry Al Gore invented the internet! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just skip to romans and see how overt they were in making people their slaves. lol they don't even hide it, and none of these bible fags have any issue with the nice people of nicaea adding in such shit like all governmental power is from god, so do as they say... I wonder if your nice translation will 'fix' all the inconsistencies of the resurrection or just about any of it, since it constantly contradicts itself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me public leak of warplife here. I haven't bothered to fix all his fucked up URL's because.. I just don't feel like expending the effort. Oh well, what were you expecting? Files? Donate Money to The Cold and Hungry's Books for Inmates Project Forthosewhosuffer,connectionstothoseth atwanttohelpyou. Whatyoupersonallycandotoeasethel ivesofthosewhosuffer. WhattoRead?HowAboutAnotherGoatal lMyCell'sWhite SupremacistGraffiti? Jailandprisoninmatesdon'thavealot ;todowiththeirtime. Let'shelpmybrothersandsistersout. Indoingso,youcouldhelpusgetout&n; bsp;offrombehindbars, and-mostimportantly-stayoutbytea chingusaboutthe laworbyhelpinguslearnatrade,as&n; bsp;Ispentmostofa monthhelpingtheClarkCountyJailcolleague ;inthecell tomyleftlearnwebdesignaswellas&n; bsp;searchengineoptimization. Iwroteaprimeronwebsitemarkuponso mejaildisciplinary documentsthatwerepassedtomefromthe&nbs; p;colleaguetomyright whenIpointedouttohimthatthejail' s"IndigentPack"only includedfoursheetsofwritingpaper,whereas&nbs; p;Imyselfregard mywritingasthemainpurposethatG-d AlmightyHimselfsent metoTheMaterialPlane. 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IfImyselfwindupintheClarkCounty& nbsp;slammeragain-asisquite likely,giventhatOneDoesNotPleaBargain& nbsp;ActsOfCivilDisobedience, youcouldsendmebooksbyhavingthems hippedviaUSmailto: MichaelCrawford,CFN:205307 ClarkCountyJail POBox1147 Vancouver,WA98666-1147 USA Ingeneralyou'llbeabletofindanyin matesmailingaddressand- importantly-identificationnumbersuchasmy&nbs; p;ClarkCountyCFNnumber- onthejailorprison'swebsite.Americanpri sonersarealsoingeneral unfamiliarwithacrucialConstitutionalRighttha twashandeddownby theUnitedStatesSupremeCourtinitsMirand avs.Arizonadecisionis thatonedoesnothavetosignanything eitherp>Ifyou'dliketodonate towhatwilleventuallybecomeTheColdand&n; bsp;Hungry'sBooksfor Inmatesproject,youmaysendanon-tax-deductible donationto: DulcineaTechnologiesCorporation POBox6888 PortlandOR97228-5888 USA PayPal:sales@dulcineatech.com I'llhavetogetbacktoyouonmy bankwiretransferinformation. 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CashDonations UntilIformsomemanneroflegalstructure&n; bsp;forTheColdandHungry, itcannotacceptanydonationspayabletoThe ColdandHungryother thancash.Checks,moneyorders,PayPalsand thelikecannotbeconverted tofunds,andtherecanbenobankaccou ntforthedestinationofwiretransfers. Todonateotherthancashtoourproject,&nbs; p;makeyourcheck,moneyorder orthelikepayabletoDulcineaTechnologies Corporation.Yourdonation willberecordedasaloanthenlaterbo okedbyTheColdandHungryasa non-deductibledonationafteritscorporatestructure&n; bsp;isestablished. TheColdandHungrycanacceptcash.If youhangoversomebills,you'll getahand-writtenreceiptrightthen. DONOTSENDCASHTHROUGHTHEMAIL! Ifyouwanttodonatecash,emailmike@coldan dhungry.orgtosuggesta meetingtimeandplace.AnywhereIcanget&nb; sp;toaboardpublictransitin ClarkCounty,Washington(Vancouver,Camas,Longview&nb; sp;orKelso)or MultnomahCounty,Oregon(Portland,Beaverton,Hillsbor o)dojustfine. 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However,thereareseveralotherkindsofnon -profitorganizations availableunderbothWashingtonStateandUnited&n; bsp;Stateslaw.Just tostart,I'llbeconsultingNoloPress'&nbs; p;excellentself-helplegal advicebookonformingUnitedStatesNon-Profit&nb; sp;Corporations. IwascompletelycoolwithhandlingDulcinea's&nbs; p;for-profitincorporation withthecorrespondingNolobook;Iexpect&n; bsp;theirnonprofitbookwillbe allIneed,butifI'mnotcompletelycl earwiththeconceptIdohavethe insighttoconsultlegalandtaxprofessions Not just the president, but also a member. yeah thats what I did broke it into 80 lines, then added in breaks etc... I guess if I wanted to spend more time it may be fixable but.. it's "good enough" .. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me luckily the process architect doesn't know the first god damned thing about DNS. C:UsersDellG>nslookup Default Server: d.resolvers.level3.net Address: 4.2.2.4 > set type=mx > dulcineatech.com Server: d.resolvers.level3.net Address: 4.2.2.4 * No mail exchange (MX) records available for dulcineatech.com > I wonder of the its the work of the home made gun maker, maybe he's teamed up with the new round of loan sharks & meth dealers? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YES NO. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you take your black sock puppet with you? Or were you wearing her? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe you should ask god for your hookers and blow. found religion again? good luck with that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what like the bootsector lockout coming up for all new pc's?? Yeah.. at least you can boot whatever on an intel mac with a little knowhow... bless --folder /Volumes/Boot --file /Volumes/Boot/boot --setBoot --legacy Even this obsolete 2006 Mac Pro 1,1 can boot up ML... $ uname -a Darwin Planes-Trains-Automobiles.local 12.0.0 Darwin Kernel Version 12.0.0: Sun Jun 24 23:00:16 PDT 2012; root:xnu-2050.7.9~1/RELEASE_X86_64 x86_64 It is kind of funny Microsoft now trying to cut out the hardware OEMs and be more like apple ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LMFAO Americans telling others about 'torture' and 'humane' treatment. What a fucking joke. Hey bitch how many ME'ers did your loving government kill this year? Oh and torture, the lovely fucking torture. Give me a fucking break. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best to release them into the world so they can hustle some cash from n00bs on the internet for a ponzi scheme involving domain registration & speed abuse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too late :( it just rained. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should have just fucking sold warplife, but now it'll never see the light of day. What a colossal failure. Also, how did Jason get your password? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome! truly a crawfordian prophecy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldn't you be dead? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So you rolled him for his drug money To pay for hookers. Classy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me electric city? weird huh? first minute looks like some kind of whisky/kitten fueled rage. part of the connected meme blue on green. oh well thats them j00z for ya ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10 0 & 1. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't see that coming! $THE_REBELLION ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Startup Weekend entrepreneurial event on alert after man threatens explosions, guns More than 150 people at the Startup Weekend entrepreneurial event at Portland State University are on what event organizers described as a "lockdown" after a man who was asked to leave this morning later made threats of violence. Six police officers were at the PSU Business Accelerator building on 2828 S.W. Corbett Ave. this afternoon. After the man, Michael David Crawford, was removed this morning, he apparently threatened violence, explosions and guns, co-organizer Jeff Martens told participants at an afternoon meeting announcing the "lockdown." The threats were made on a Twitter account using the hashtag of the event, though the tweets appear to have been deleted. Police originally responded to a 10:39 a.m. call at the building, Portland police spokesman Sgt. Pete Simpson said. A man was upset and loud, and organizers asked him to leave, he said. The man voluntarily left, and he was not cited. Organizers in the afternoon then noticed the online tweets, which weren't direct threats, he said. "They were very strange posts that were interpreted as maybe threatening to the people at the meeting," he said. Officers contacted the man, who might have had mental health issues, Simpson said. The man told police he did not intend to return to the event. PSU public safety officials will be conducting extra patrols, and event organizers said they would hire private security for the event, Simpson said. "There's no criminal act based on what the officer learned from talking to the people, but certainly concerning enough that calling the police was the right thing to do," he said. Martens, the co-organizer of the event, also offered to refund registration fees to any participants who wished to leave. The event, which lasts through Sunday night, allows budding entrepreneurs to pitch, build and launch a venture in three days. Staff Writer Yuxing Zheng contributed to this story. Also wha? And did you know he was a wiki vandal? Anyone feeling up to it? Was patrolling Category:Wikipedians looking for help and came across User talk:MichaelCrawford#Who Do I Have To Blow Around Here To Be Considered Notable Enough For A Wikipedia Article?... benzband (talk) 18:54, 18 June 2012 (UTC) Just having a section header like that makes me not want to help! Sarah (talk) 19:06, 18 June 2012 (UTC) I agree with you Sarah, it appears to be a doozy. I did request undeletion to my userspace so I could look at it but left the help template in case another editor wants to weigh in. Ryan Vesey Review me! 19:08, 18 June 2012 (UTC) Well, the article was moved to User:Ryan Vesey/Michael David Crawford. The problem I have, is the person seems at least relatively significant, they just haven't been written about a lot. In fact this was one of the few news sources I could find, and it's not exactly thrilling. I feel bad for the guy because of things like this threatening Kuro5hin page. The reasons I find him significant are that his website was linked from sites like mind.org.uk. And if his story is true, that his essay is distributed by California mental help agencies, that would certainly be significant. At the same time, he does have schizoaffective disorder and could be imagining all of this. What do people think? Ryan Vesey Review me! 12:53, 20 June 2012 (UTC) I know its a long shot, but what about WP:ACADEMIC #1 (i.e., "the academic has been an author of highly cited academic works")? Isn't there a way--that is to say, I know there is, I just don't know how to do it--of checking how many times a person has been cited? Ask him to focus on getting a ref for the essay distributed by California mental help agencies (the brochure itself might work), as that would certainly help his case. Outside of that, we have another good example of how people who write stuff have to do much more to become notable than people who, say, play in one pro sports game. Nolelover TalkContribs 13:45, 20 June 2012 (UTC) He isn't exactly much of an academic, but its worth a shot. What do you think about the oregonlive article? I'm stuck between reporting it for neutrality or ignoring it for WP:UNDUE. If you really have the desire, it would be great if people would help edit the article directly and do a bit of a collaborative thing. I took it on in the middle of many other things I want to do, so it will take me a while on my own. Ryan Vesey Review me! 14:13, 20 June 2012 (UTC) Yes, it's certainly a roundabout way of confirming notability, but if his work has been as widely distributed/used as he says, it might be enough. Which article is that? I didn't see any sources/links going to that site. Nolelover TalkContribs 19:34, 20 June 2012 (UTC) There's problem number umpteen. His site has been down since late May. Ryan Vesey Review me! 19:43, 20 June 2012 (UTC) Oh and here too! User talk:MichaelCrawford From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Contents [hide] 1 My Burden of Sorrow 1.1 Pop Quiz 2 Who Do I Have To Blow Around Here To Be Considered Notable Enough For A Wikipedia Article? 3 Fr517 P507 [edit]My Burden of Sorrow Later tonight I'll mark the following piece up in XHTML then repost it my personal site, where sometime later I will expand upon many of these topics at length. The Tritium - Nuclear Isotope Hydrogen-3, consisting of an Electron and a Nucleus with two Neutrons in addition to Hydrogen-1's single Proton - in Hydrogen Bombs must be regularly replenished as it has a Half Life of but twelve years. While Tritium is produced in Nature through the Radioactive Decay of many different Isotopes, it is available on Earth only in very small quantities, as of course it has that very short Half Life, and other oxidizes to form water vapor or, being of very little mass, eventually escaping the Earth's atmosphere completely by flying off into [[Outer Space&pipe;&pipe;. Helium is actually produced with far greater abundance through the decay of radioactive elements found throughout the planet, but because Helium - with a certain very rare exception that I'll have to Google up for you later - does not form chemical bonds with anything, despite Monatomic Helium being heavier than Diatomic Hydrogen, far more He escapes into Space than does Hydrogen. It is for that specific reason - yes I understand I need a citation, but I myself am a Radiation Physicist, so I'll turn up the needed citation Real Soon Now to add to the article itself - that Hydrogen Bombs were tested so often by most members of the "Nuclear Club" throughout the Cold War. It's not that we didn't know how long the Tritium would remain explosive, but that most of our weapons designs were quite sophisticated so as to facilitate what the Scientific, Military and Disarmament Communites cheerfully refer to as "Delivery". The problem with Delivery is that the straighforward designs for all three different types of nuclear weapon - the Uranium Assembly Bomb, the Plutonium Implosion Bomb as well as the Two-Stage Plutonium Implosion Hydrogen Bomb are very large, very heavy and so not amenable to being, uh, "Delivered" to their waiting, uh, "Recipient" with much chance at all of the Recipient being quite overcome with Joy that their beloved friends, family, classmates and colleagues were so incredibly thoughtful as to throw them a Surprise Party for their Birthday. Have a look at the Unclassified photos of any Bombs in use today. Every last one of them is very, very small, even the H-Bombs. The need to replenish the Tritium is far more important than you would at first expect, because for most of those designs, it is not at all obvious ahead of time whether the Bomb will actually detonate upon Delivery, produce a Subcritical Reaction known to the Weapons Community as a Squib Explosion, or fail entirely to go off at all. But it just wouldn't work to actually produce the Tritium close to the actual locations of the Bombs that are awaiting orders to attack. That's because we have so many Bombs, each of which requires so much Tritium - Deuterium as well - that one requires a whole bunch of Nuclear Reactors to have any hope of obtaining enough of the stuff. The other problem is that, the designs of the Bombs now being so subtle, sophisticated, arcane and delicate, all manner of expensive, precision and highly Classified facilities are required to actually perform the refueling of the Bombs. So in reality, when it comes time to Juice your Rechargeable Battery back up, it's either flown, or transported by truck or rail to the Pantex Plant in Texas, it's Hydrogen explosive completely removed, then immediately replaced with fresh Explosive that is prepared ahead of time for just such an event, then the Bomb is shipped back to That From Whence It Came. Have a look at the photos of Fat Man and Little Boy. One was a Uranium Assembly Bomb, the other was a Plutonium Implosion Bomb. Both Bombs were so big and heavy that the very largest Bomber possessed by the United States Army Air Corps could only tote one of each, with the elite pilots who sat out the vast majority of the Second World War never, ever being given the least clue as to why they devoted all the years of WWII to training missions in which they dropped very large, very heavy weights out of the [[Bomb bay]bomb bays]] of their B-29 Superfortresses, then more or less on their own to having figure out a way to Split the Scene Completely. Let's just say that those two or three dozen Cessna Pilots, while never obtaining any manner of detailed understanding, did at least manage clue in to what was planned not for Hiroshima nor for Nagasaki, but downtown Berlin. It's just that we managed to defeat the National Socialist Worker's Party in a purely conventional way before the Manhattan Project's Magic Elixir was quite done cooking. The bombs dropped on Japan each had a Yield of ten or fifteen Kilotons - that is, they produced a blast about as powerful as ten or fifteen tons of TNT. TNT works and is actually chemically synthesized just like Nitroglycerin, but is far safer to manufacture, store and handle, because it is a Solid at room temperature rather than a Liquid as Nitroglycerin is, as well as occupying quite a deep Thermodynamic Potential Well, thereby requiring a Detonator to get it to go off: [edit]Pop Quiz What do Ortho Snail and Slug Death, any flavor of Kool-Ade mix other than Lemon, Hydrogen Peroxide, a mixing bowl, a bag of ice, table salt, a water glass, a Tea Spoon, a Colander or Spaghetti Strainer, and what I figured at first would be just one but in reality turns out to be two coffee filters have in common? On of all mornings, New Years Eve of 2011 - just over six months ago as I write this - I rang up the Portland, Oregon office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. When the poor bastard who had to work over the holiday just in case 9/11 happened all over again that very night, answered the phone, I quickly surmised that he had not done well in grade school when I asked him that very same question. But he grew very calm and paid rapt attention when I explained the solution to the problem I had just posed, then quietly said to me: But what can just one person do? Lay that information into the hands of someone who is in a postion to do something about it. ... I just as quietly replied. Let's just say that I will take to my grave my advice as to what the FBI ought to do about any flavor of Kool-Ade Mix other then Lemon. MichaelCrawford 50.131.200.103 (talk) 05:20, 11 July 2012 (UTC) [edit]Who Do I Have To Blow Around Here To Be Considered Notable Enough For A Wikipedia Article? So, I've reviewed the issue and discussed it with some other editors and it appears that establishing notability would be a stretch. It is entirely possible that an article couldn't be created that would be approved in deletion review. In addition, we feel it might be better for you not to have that information and the information in this discussion to remain online. Once you have read this, or in a couple of days, I will request oversight to remove this information from the history. Ryan Vesey Review me! 20:04, 1 July 2012 (UTC) No Worries. While I am disappointed, I really am quite gratified that you took my request seriously and went to all the trouble you did on my behalf. It's not quite ready for public consumption yet, but I'm working on an essay that might have some hope of establishing the required notability. Again it is self-published on the Web for the specific reason that it is against my most fundamental values to require anyone to pay money, or even have to go to any real effort benefit from my hard-won experience. To the extent that my work ever has been or ever will be cited by others, it's because other web publishers link to it from their own sites. It would not be hard to look over what some of them say about my work to come up with enough evidence for notability. What really upset me was that a few months ago, I stumbled across a poet who has quite a detailed Wikipedia article, despite having published but two books of poetry. Frankly I have no clue how much work I've published online, but there are mountains of it, with my first publications being in print form as a school newspaper columnist and movie reviewer for the student newspaper at Fairfield, California's Armijo High School in 1981. It's just after five Monday morning as I write this; I started work on the following piece around eleven yesterday morning - Sunday - and sat up all day, through the night until the approach of the morning twilight to compose this piece. My intention was at first to post it to a developer list, but now I see that it has some real potential to make a positive difference to the community, so rather than mailing it to a list, or widely broadcasting its link to the developer community, I'm going to put some time into developing it, not so much that I get cited widely enough to earn a spot at Wikipedia, but to contribute to the solution of what I regard as some of the very worst problems facing Humanity today: HOWTO Write Code That Doesn't Suck It chiefly concerns the point that naive implementations of even quite sophisticated, well-researched and time-tested Algorithms suffer quite serious performance degradations as a result of the efforts that hardware engineers expend to make software run faster. Consider that the L1 Code and Data Caches in today's microprocessors are of very limited size, typically 32 kB apiece. One of the very best ways to accelerate a computation that has a strictly limited range of outputs as well as a strictly limited range of inputs is to use a Lookup Table - or Precomputed Table - which stores the results of the computations for all possible inputs. One then concatenates the bits of all the inputs to make an index into the table, thereby transforming what would otherwise may have been an expensive, perhaps poorly-scaling computation into a Constant Time memory dereference, that is, an O(1) Algorithm. Unfortunately if the total table size is substantialy larger than the L1 Cache, with each of the possible output values being much smaller than a Cache Line - typically 32 or 64 Bytes - typical access patterns will randomly thrash your cache, resulting in performance that is quite a lot slower than if one configured the Hardware Memory Management Unit to disable caching for that range of memory entirely. Operating system kernels typically support non-cacheable physically resident - not paged out - memory regions for use in physical device I/O. But what I have been advocating since I was a Senior Engineer at Apple Computer in 1995, is that operating systems should provide support for disabling the cache in regions of userspace virtual memory, while at the same time enabling those same memory regions to be paged in and out. I broadcast this idea around an internal discussion board at Apple while I was there. Immediately I received a response from someone who was working on Chinese speech software - I don't recall anymore whether it was Speech Synthesis or Speech Recognition - who pointed out that his own Algorithm required a three hundred kilobyte table, each of whose elements was just one byte. Apple's more-powerful CPU at the time was the PowerPC 604 - not the 604e. The 604 had but 512 32-Byte Data Cache lines, for a total of sixteen kilobytes. Reading in just one byte of that Chinese Speech Lookup table would blow away one of those 512 Cache Lines, dropping 32 Bytes on the floor, all for the purpose of reading just one byte! I've been researching this area quite intensively since I invented what I refer to only as The Holy Grail late on the night of July 27, 2006, in my home office in Truro, Nova Scotia. I've never told anyone anything about it other than that it is a certain kind of file format that is a vast improvement over existing formats, and that competing Algorithms for consuming and producing those files have been in common use for as long as computers have existed. I will at least drop the oblique hint that I expect Alan Turing himself came up with the first software implementation, but the Algorithm in a more general sense does not require any manner of eectronic device. I am now quite close to bringing my very first implementation of The Holy Grail to market. While I do hope to make a few bucks off my invention, I realized around January of this year that of far greater significance to Humanity is that my Algorithm primarily concerns Efficiency, and that while not always the case, the computers that execute more-efficient Computer Programs consume less Electric Power than do the computers that execute less-efficient code. Disk drives are able to spin down more often, the CPU executes the HLT instruction more often, stays halted longer, the other circuitry spends more time in low-power states because the more-efficient code gets the same job done in less time. One may also be able to perform the computation with less-capable hardware, that has slower, cheaper, cooler CPUs, less memory, as well as smaller and less rapidly rotating hard drives. It's going to take me several years to elucidate the results of six years of research, but I recently published the very first page of it: HOWTO Write Software That Uses Less Electric Power So far that essay only discusses the importance of compact code and data, with efficient access patterns that maximize cache utilitization. It's not yet at all obvious what is plainly apparent to me, that I fully expect that if my recommendations were widely - but not necessarily universally - implemented, all of the world's server data centers put together would reduce their total Electric Power consumption by a factor of at least a thousand. Consider that Google all by itself consumes enough juice to light up a good size city, then multiply that by Bing, Yahoo, Baidu, SoSo, Seznam, the Apple Store, AOL, Facebook, all the music and video streaming services. If embedded and mobile device software developers took my advice to heart, our portable computers and consumer electronics could use smaller, cheaper batteries that would retain their charges for a longer time, and require less frequent and so much less expensive battery replacement. Portables and embedded systems could all be smaller and lighter. It would be cheaper to put spacecraft in orbit, or even to send space probes off to visit the other planets. Again it's not obvious what I'm actually getting at from that very first quite minimal introduction. What I've been working on since yesterday morning goes into quite a lot more detail, as well as discussing the basic Physics behind it. Note that my degree is in Physics, not Computer Science, and that the only Computer Science course I ever took in my entire life was taught by an Electrical Engineering Professior and VLSI researcher by the name of Carver Meade, at Pasadena's California Institute of Technology in the Spring Quarter of 1982. He devoted our entire first lecture to considering the various motions of electrons in doped Silicon Crystals. At the end of the eleven week quarter, we had all written quite robust and full featured tablet and pen-driven vector graphic editors in Pascal. Think about it: eleven weeks from an Electron wandering around a crystalline lattice, to shipping Color MacDraw in 1982 on a six megahertz engineering workstation. Contemplating all that the last little while eventually yielded the insight I required to commence - but not yet to complete - writing my essay. I refer to it as an essay rather than an article or paper because, while it does inform, my real aim in writing it is to convince. The methods for writing highly-efficient, Damn near provable bug-free software have been largely a Solved Problem since the 1960s, but Kids These Days don't like to hang out in University Libraries. Instead the prefer to repeat the same mistakes their elders did without even bothering to publish the results of their research. Thus my aim isn't really to inform anyone of anything other than the importance of heeding the lessons of those who have gone before us. Again, I am truly grateful for your kind help in this matter. - MichaelCrawford 50.131.200.103 (talk) 13:16, 9 July 2012 (UTC) Please note that you should not post your phone number or email address on Wikipedia. It is very public and the information would be available to everyone. I have removed it and requested that it be deleted from the history. Ryan Vesey Review me! 13:32, 9 July 2012 (UTC) Ryan Vesey, while I am grateful that you are so considerate of my privacy, a child of but three years old could turn up in mere seconds not just my direct phone number and email, but my postal address as well by dropping my name into any Search engine: Because I am Self-Employed, of crucial importance to my very survival is that potential clients are able to reach me any where, at any time, through any means they care to contact me through. Thus every last page at my company's website bears a prominent Contact link on the right just below my logo, with the footer of every page spelling out explicitly my email, phone number and postal address, with most of the pages within that site providing my phone and mail right under my Byline. I have actually gone so far as to configure Apache Server-Side Includes for each of those items, as well as a couple "nested" includes that switches to a different Cascading Stylesheet when one views my site on a small screen such as an iPhone or Android Phone. My "Mobile Site" isn't quite yet where it needs to be, but quite likely late TONIGHT, right at the top of every page of my Mobile Site there will also appear my mail and phone. For reasons I'll go into later, someone else was eventually able to dig up my physical home address as well. As a result of that, I stopped guarding my street address as carefully as I once did. While I don't blast it all over Creation as I do my other contact info, no more than three or four minutes would turn up where I live as well. Get This: Nobody ever calls me. I think I am going to cry now. - MichaelCrawford 50.131.200.103 (talk) --Preceding undated comment added 05:04, 11 July 2012 (UTC) [edit]Fr517 P507 Welcome! Hello, MichaelCrawford, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few good links for newcomers: The five pillars of Wikipedia How to edit a page Help pages Tutorial How to write a great article Manual of Style I hope you enjoy editing here and being a Wikipedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, check out Wikipedia:Questions, ask me on my talk page, or place {{helpme}} on your talk page and someone will show up shortly to answer your questions. Again, welcome! -- GraemeL (talk) 15:07, 30 March 2006 (UTC) Nice to see somebody showing up and taking the responsible path to adding external links instead of slapping them across a dozen or more articles. --GraemeL (talk) 15:07, 30 March 2006 (UTC) Hi GraemeL, thanks for the tips and the welcome. I expect I'll be able to contribute actual content, and not just links, once I get to know my way around a bit better. I have a degree in Physics, I'm an amateur astronomer, and I've worked nearly twenty years as a software engineer. And as I'm sure you've already observed, I like to write :-) MichaelCrawford 19:11, 30 March 2006 (UTC) Hi again, By starting at the five pillars of Wikipedia, I read the discussion of what should and should not be an external link. Notably it was argued that one should lift specific information from the external pages, if not actually copy the pages verbatim, if their license permits it. While I'm happy to contribute my methods, some of them are not appropriate to Wikipedia. It was pointed out that Wikipedia is not for howtos or tutorials, but for verifiable facts. While my article contains some facts, on the whole it is a howto and a tutorial. As I said in the SEO talk page, some of my methods are not in any practical way verifiable. My article is inappropriate to be copied verbatim because it definitely does not use a neutral tone. For example, I argue impassionately that one should not use Flash intros to homepages, and that web designers who recommend them do not have one's best interests at heart. I'm sure one could demonstrate my assertion in a verifiable way, but my purpose in writing it the way I did was not so much to inform, as to convince. Such rhetoric is not appropriate for Wikipedia. That all said, I expect I can contribute actual content to the SEO Wikipedia entry, and I can both supply some of my verifiable facts, as well as write new versions of material that was removed but copied to the talk page. My link has been there twelve whole hours now. I'm feeling pretty hopeful about it. MichaelCrawford 00:16, 31 March 2006 (UTC) He was posting from the ip address 50.131.200.103, a bay area comcast.... MichaelCrawford 50.131.200.103 (talk) 05:20, 11 July 2012 (UTC) So was he homeless in Cali or in Nevada? Sounds like Cali... his last wikipedia vandalization I have been working for YEARS to spread the word around the Internet that the Syrians have nerve gas as well as the means to deliver it. That fact has been well-documented since long before I stumbled across the bad news. But the Syrian missiles and nerve gas are simply not spoken of in any public way by the government, by the military or by the press. Just not discussing a serious problem does not make that problem go away. MichaelCrawford 50.131.200.103 (talk) 10:26, 21 June 2012 (UTC) There's Syria and weapons of mass destruction. I agree; the chemical weapons seems of Syria are a concern for foreign parties.--Oneiros (talk) 05:48, 26 June 2012 (UTC) if you have spent YEARS documenting the fictional aspect that Syria has nerve gas missiles, then we suggest that you go somewhere, publish it in a reputed journal or magazine and then quote it here on Wikipedia. And, no... International Fiction Weekly does not count. Sonarclawz (talk) 14:20, 4 July 2012 (UTC) LOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he was trying to leave a mark on Wikipedia Before his next suicide attempt. But they wouldn't have any of that shit soooooo ..... Thus exits mdc a person of no mortification no interest. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Unleash teh crawcock NT$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit motherfucker! CP? uh thanks but no thanks! Now I wonder who indemnifies these non employees... Then again we take our 'combat' people and ship them out to the regular population without so much of a talk that the shit they did there they can't do here.... and don't be all shocked that we are totally oblivious to any of that, and when people say 'support the troops' they mean sacrifice, and discard. PTSD can be a fucker, and this goog guy got fucked. But I'm sure its in the contract somewhere that you get your one free psych eval and it's off the list for you. sacrifice & discard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe .gov should just get the fuck off my intertubes! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so teh goog took a page from the military use contractors, as they aren't real people you don't have to report on their quitting, going nuts, suicides, and you can dispose of them on a regular basis. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Alpha & Omega who said they were different people? I donno the whole premise is silly as being able to slip through time, they all could be anywhere & everywhere at once. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so much for the 1% club. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just got a job offer 99.2% of what I was making at my old job. The thought of a paycut kind of sucks... But they said I can work remote (yay!) and only have to show up for meetings and whenever there is a big infrastructural change, like they want me to move their data centre. I'm going to move them all to vmware, and either colo that shit, or shove it all into a closet, and party on in my tax free haven. Also for US-Americans, did you know that some of the American territories don't require you to pay US-American Federal income tax??? I didn't know that either! The only catch seems to be you have to immigrate there like an immigrant you can't just up and go.. Also the territories where you don't pay federal taxes seem to not speak any english... or spanish. But the thought of making some serious money on some island in the south pacific seems appealing! Of course the catches will be internet access, power and internet access.. Oh and flight availability. Its amazing that some territories have an average income of $2000 a person. Talk about some crazy shit! Or how they all revolve around canning tuna, and when they got minimum wage the big tuna people left. Whou'd think that tuna was such a big f'ing deal? I'm still bummed the Marshall Islands went all independent though. Or that Wake Atol is strictly military. Fuck. But at the same time I wonder if risking the crime, and the USVI is the way to go? Granted Las Vegas is no New York, but it's not that bad either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no income tax so yeah its nice to get bigger checks, and its cheaper to live here... all the pluses of say florida without having to be in florida. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pffft I've done that 2x and went out for a 2 mile walk in the lovely 99F heat... although it is "cooling" from 110 last week. God I hate summer. They are going to talk to their lawyers and shit, and see if they want to do a b2b or hire me or what... at least the business & accountants are onboard so that is a plus. get this they even asked me about doing b2b from the get go, I don't see why crawdaddy struggled so hard with that shit, all you had to do was ask, and hell they even asked me! I may even buy a shelf corporation and start billing .... LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i was shocked that almost everone in american somoa doesn't speak english though. there is probably more english speakers in peurto rico. Oh well I've been looking at getting some real furniture.. then a better apartment once I ink the deal. I mean its nice paying sub $500 in rent but fuck this place is TINY! ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is the 'other' one and the us territory. hile 2.9% of the 55 thousand speak English so you can believe the 1,610 are all white US-Americans. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me burying profit isn't that what the rich do anyways with all their foundations, charities, and other bullshit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Iraq Afghanistan Somalia Poland Syria Libya Palestine Pakistan All forms of legitimate rape. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bombing for peace also kinetic military action, we don't do war, we have a peace prize president! .. even if he's murdered a few citizens... details details. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not? its in the bible, the word of G-d himself! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look up the bit about how you legitimize rape by marriage, google it. and of course all the commendments to kill men, and 'take' their women, what do yo uthink they meant by taking??? LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the j00z would use megaphone and round the wagons to defend themselves here, but they aren't shelling out $5 LOLOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Iranian Jews on Israel how (does they) fell about the chants of "Death to Israel" -- "Marg bar Esraeel" -- that punctuate life in Iran? "Let them say `Death to Israel,' " he said. "I've been in this store 46 years and never had a problem. I've visited my relatives in Israel, but when I see something like the attack on Gaza, I demonstrate, too, as an Iranian." Whoops! void main(void) { minit(); binit(); while() {ksleep();} } ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was always living in the shadow of his brother. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe his brothers poorly executed 2001 rip off drove him over the edge... or the fact that nobody would call him for an even more poorly done 2010 rip off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me judging by their lack of interest I bet she's their mom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OpenBSD hell anything but VMS. I don't kno how people deal with that shit. You may as well join HECNet along with the rest of the neckbeards. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You fags owe me dinner: sex is optional. drinks are a must. hey hey its a bad movie, it wouldn't matter how they presented it. God only knows why this was made, but tripple breasted hooker @ 19 minutes. After that I gave up, as I don't give a fuck about the noname boring ass generic doug in this movie. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its why 1977 star wars > 1/2/3 although I'm convinced that anything that was great about 4/5/6 had nothing to do with Lucas. I bet his wife was the real spark of brilliance. Also Howard the duck. WTF! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but I'd have to buy it and install it. yuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is a hardware problem we only deal in software here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's 6240 watts of pure fun! I think he meant 2.6 .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought the meme was in the gene dawkins? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after seeing that whole krocodile shit, and how it kills tissue if you miss... ugh..... must be one hell of a high because thats a lot of work/risk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heroin is still there why do you think the us stepped in? to halt the trade? LMAFO no, to increase it. The problem is that russians are some broke ass motherfuckers out side of Moscow or Lenningrad, and you can buy anything OTC there.. so its cheaper to synth your own.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you would think that they could get a nicer hotel... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me barely anything even worth mentioning didn't the bus driver rake in 700k? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you get the satisfaction of shell script uudecodes, shuffling floppies, and all that work for a picture of some rusty & eddies BBS 'pron'? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kind of takes the fun out of it. ugh then you have to watch TeeVee for hours on end. I need a new hobby or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me masturbate take a shower, and go to sleep. just try not to piss the bed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine piss the bed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then you've never been *that* drunk amateurs. I don't suppose you've drunk enough where you couldn't feel your face? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why for not? it's safer when you are comfortably numb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me art Art, for art's sake. good god! Whatever Movies like that just appeal to men with vaginas who get the hits for scripted roid rage. Faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me brownie? gee that's overly raciest christ fag. sieg heil / 88 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me such a rebel ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me an impending midlife crissis and a life that no matter how many times I try to leave keeps sucking me back in. I'm a sucker for money.... which I guess is a fancy way of saying I'm a whore. I think I need to finish this next contract in the USA.. but I don't know if it has to be CONUS. I just googled that Micronesia is now 'independent' ?? So there goes that idea. The US Virgin islands have a higher crime rate than New Orleans! ... Must be something about jaming so many americans in a small space. I don't want to go to hawaii, or i'll never leave. decisions decisions. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It is quite possible he's finally done it despite all the systems half hearted attempts to stop him, he may have solved the software problem this time... In that case the only thing spinning in his mercury riddled ass is maggots. So what have we learned from any of this? What was the point? Was there even a lesson here? What a god damned waste. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he's dead this time his pride & joy dulcineatech.com is not only down, but expiring out of the system... oggfrog is also offline. I don't remember the 30+ other ones but its safe enough to say that when sweeden pulls the hosting and all the dns dies out he'll be gone. I guess the lesson is that once you make yourself unemployable you basically have ended your life. oggfrog/warplife/the secret mk5(tm) never shipped so thats that. Not that I needed a mediocre ogg player, or gave a fuck about the 'game of life' but there you go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -1 not enough crawcock. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought messyboooo was egil. oh well maybe they share him. like some kind of disgusting k5 3way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's on $63 dollah go for it, I hear the Japanese are very lenient on foreigners doing fucked up things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me STATE v. CRAWFORD STATE of Washington, Respondent, v. Michael David CRAWFORD, Appellant. IN RE: the Personal Restraint of Michael David Crawford. No. 67169-3-I. -- September 19, 2011 Thomas Edward Doyle, Attorney at Law, Hansville, WA, for Appellant.Michael David Crawford, Aberdeen, WA, Pro Se.John C. Skinder, Carol L. La Verne, Thurston County Prosecutors Office, Olympia, WA, for Respondent. UNPUBLISHED OPINION 1 Community custody is a portion of an offender's sentence that is served in the community. Therefore, an offender is not under community custody while in jail. Because appellant was not under community custody when he committed the crime, it was error to add an extra point to his offender score. 2 Michael Crawford was convicted of assault in 2005 and sentenced to prison. He was released in September 2008 and began serving a term of community custody. On December 15, 2008, while still under community custody, he was arrested for eluding police and possessing heroin and morphine. He was taken into custody on December 15. He was tried on the eluding and possession charges on February 25, 2009. Because he did not make bail, he remained in the custody of the jail until and throughout the trial. 3 At the trial, Crawford testified that he had not been driving the car during the eluding incident. He claimed a woman was driving and escaped before police could apprehend her. He was convicted as charged and sentenced to 27 months of confinement. 4 The State charged Crawford with perjury for his trial testimony. The affidavit of probable cause set forth the testimony to be offered by the State. Several officers would testify that Crawford was the only person in the vehicle, he was seen driving, no one left the scene, the driver's side door of the vehicle could not be opened, and Crawford told police he had tried to drive away to escape arrest. The State offered to recommend the low end of the standard sentencing range and for the sentence to run concurrently with his sentence for eluding if Crawford would plead guilty. 5 On July 23, 2009, Crawford pled guilty to perjury. The court sentenced Crawford the same day. At the sentencing hearing, the prosecutor calculated the offender score as 8: 6 points for prior felonies, 1 point for juvenile convictions, and 1 point because the crime of perjury was committed while Crawford was under community custody. Crawford and defense counsel agreed that the score was correctly calculated. The standard range was determined at 62 months to 82 months for a score of 8. The court sentenced Crawford to 62 months of confinement to run concurrently with the sentence on the eluding conviction. 6 On March 8, 2010, Crawford filed a motion pro se to correct or modify his judgment and sentence under CrR 7.8 (relief from judgment). He argued under CrR 7.8(a) that the offender score of 8 was a clerical error and should have been 7. He alternatively argued that the offender score was entered as 8 by mistake, CrR 7.8(b)(1), or by misrepresentation of the facts by the prosecution, CrR 7.8(b)(3). The score should have been 7, he argued, because he was incarcerated on the eluding and drug charges at the time he committed perjury and therefore was not under community custody, a status incompatible with incarceration. 7 On April 8, 2010, the trial court denied the motion: THE COURT: It appears that the defendant's position is he was in jail because the perjury was committed while he was at trial and he was being held on that. In this court's opinion that doesn't mean that he wasn't still on community custody even though he was in custody. That community custody period continues to run. I will deny his motion. 8 On May 4, 2010, Crawford filed a notice of appeal of the order denying his motion. 9 On May 17, 2010, Crawford filed a personal restraint petition similarly challenging the accuracy of the calculation of his offender score. He pointed out that the box for adding a point for committing the offense while under community custody had not been checked. The State responded that the court's oral ruling showed that the failure to check the box was merely a scrivener's error and that the score was correctly calculated as 8. 10 Counsel was appointed to represent Crawford in his personal restraint petition. Crawford's personal restraint petition has been consolidated with his direct appeal at his request. 11 To prevail in his appeal of the ruling on the CrR 7.8 motion, Crawford must show the trial court abused its discretion. State v. Gomez-Florencio, 88 Wash.App. 254, 258, 945 P.2d 228 (1997), review denied, 134 Wash.2d 1026, 958 P.2d 314 (1998). A trial court necessarily abuses its discretion if it bases its ruling on an erroneous view of the law. State v. Harvill, 169 Wash.2d 254, 259, 234 P.3d 1166 (2010). 12 To prevail on his personal restraint petition, because it is not based on constitutional grounds, Crawford must establish that he is being unlawfully restrained due to a fundamental defect which inherently results in a complete miscarriage of justice. In re Goodwin, 146 Wash.2d 861, 867, 50 P.3d 618 (2002). This test is satisfied by showing that a sentence was based upon a miscalculated offender score. In re Goodwin, 146 Wash.2d at 876, 50 P.3d 618. 13 Miscalculation of Crawford's offender score based on an erroneous view of the law would constitute both an abuse of discretion and a complete miscarriage of justice. The single issue presented is whether, under the Sentencing Reform Act of 1981, a defendant who is arrested while under community custody remains under community custody while confined in jail during trial on the new charges. 14 Interpretation of the Sentencing Reform Act is a question of law that we review de novo. When interpreting a statute, the court's objective is to determine the legislature's intent. If the meaning of a statute is plain on its face, we give effect to that plain meaning. To determine the plain meaning of a statute, we look to the text, as well as the context of the statute in which that provision is found, related provisions, and the statutory scheme as a whole. State v. Jones, No. 83451-2, 2011 WL 2571444, at *3 (Wash. June 30, 2011). 15 The Sentencing Reform Act requires a 1-point increase in a defendant's offender score if the crime for which the defendant is being sentenced was committed while the defendant was "under community custody": If the present conviction is for an offense committed while the offender was under community custody, add one point. For purposes of this subsection, community custody includes community placement or postrelease supervision, as defined in chapter 9.94B RCW. Former RCW 9.94A.525(19) (2008). The act defines "community custody" as a portion of a sentence an offender serves "in the community" while subject to control of his movements and activities by the Department of Corrections: (5) "Community Custody" means that portion of an offender's sentence of confinement in lieu of earned release time or imposed pursuant to RCW 9.94A.505(2)(b), 9.94A.650 through 9.94A.670, 9.94A.690, 9.94A.700 through 9.94A.715, or 9.94A.545, served in the community subject to controls placed on the offender's movement and activities by the department. Former RCW 9.94A.030(5) (2008) (emphasis added). "Any period of community custody shall be tolled during any period of time the offender is in confinement for any reason." Former RCW 9.94A.625(3) (2008). 16 When Crawford committed perjury during trial on the eluding charge, it was during a period of time when he was confined in jail. He points out that his confinement in jail tolled his term of community custody. The State responds that the tolling statute does not remove an offender from the status of being under community custody; it simply ensures that the offender will serve his full term of community custody without any deduction for time spent in confinement. Because an offender has not completed his term of community custody when a tolling period commences, the State asserts, he remains under community custody during the tolled period. 17 A term of community custody is tolled when an offender is in confinement because the offender is not then serving a portion of his sentence "in the community." Thus, time spent incarcerated does not meet the definition of "community custody." See Jones, 172 Wash.2d 236, 257 P.3d 616, 2011 WL 2571444 at *4. The nature of community custody is such that an offender cannot be simultaneously incarcerated and "under community custody." 18 Because Crawford was not serving time in the community when he committed perjury, the point added to his offender score for committing the perjury under community custody was unauthorized. 19 The State alternatively argues that it is not fair to lower Crawford's offender score and sentence because he agreed to them as part of a plea agreement. By the agreement, he obtained the State's promise to recommend the sentence run concurrently with his other sentence, instead of consecutively as could have been imposed. The State cites no authority for this argument. Nor does the State suggest that Crawford's remedy is to vacate the plea agreement if he shows that his offender score was miscalculated. The State's position appears to contradict Goodwin, in which the court held that a defendant cannot agree to punishment in excess of that which the legislature has established. Waiver does not apply where the alleged sentencing error is a legal error. In re Goodwin, 146 Wn.2d 873-74. 20 Because the addition of a point to Crawford's offender score was based on misinterpretation of the Sentencing Reform Act's community custody provision, it is a legal error and Crawford's agreement was not a valid waiver. The sentence is an unlawful restraint. Crawford's motion to correct his sentence should have been granted. Crawford prevails in his appeal and in his personal restraint petition. 21 We remand for the court to recalculate Crawford's offender score and resentence him accordingly. ORDER GRANTING MOTION TO PUBLISH 22 Appellant, Michael David Crawford, having filed a pro se motion to publish the opinion filed September 19, 2011; respondent, State of Washington, and counsel for appellant having filed responses to appellant's motion to publish the opinion; and the hearing panel having reconsidered its prior determination and finding that the opinion will be of precedential value; Now, therefore, it is hereby 23 ORDERED that the written opinion shall be published and printed in the Washington Appellate Reports. BECKER, J. WE CONCUR: DWYER, C.J. and ELLINGTON, J. the only update is there is no update. I figure since he'd been camped out behind a dumpster is that they emptied the dumpster and killed him in the process.. or he 'solved the software problem'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WIPO Mercury poisoning, and speed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and crawrford is already dining on ketchup and stolen soda. He's always ahead of the curve. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me First world problems I wanted to order Beef Wellington at the restaurant at the resort I'm currently staying at. The chef apologized he gave me some lame excuse why he couldn't make it, that I can't even remember. Instead he made me a filet with goose liver, and it was to die for. -1 gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah until haloween! apparently they liked me enough for another 3 months but not enough to hire... sigh. Oh and goose liver is nothing like a processed liver/cheese thing.. ugh. I think they like shrimp here because its all frozen and they can get it from the gulf super cheap... There has to be an angle.... But yeah since I got my extension I'm celebrating this week, then after that gotta live frugal again. fuck. I hate not having a real future. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure they are it makes me all the happier to not eat any of it... Its amazing how badly they fucked up the GoM... I wonder how long until that situation will normalize... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It just pisses me off I was saving up to buy some land on the gulf for retirement... sigh I guess I was lucky in that I didn't buy it on some insane credit or anything, but fuck. First BP fucks up the ME, now they've fucked up the gulf. Lord only knows what else they'll fuck up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people commit suicide often while in restraints. The good lines manage to double tap themselves. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its dead anyways no warplife, no ogg frog, no sand being sold to sand niggers, no ice being sold to eskimos. Really dulcineatech started in 2006????? Has it been six years? Also the retard block archive.org .. LOL Thankfully this dark memory has been eradicated... Much like oggfrog.com . The fall of MDC is a fucking tragedy of "health care". It mind simply reels from the lack of being able to keep him off the streets, and in effective treatment. That bitch that hooked him on speed should lose her license. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The worst part is that it was the people he trusted who turned him into his own villain. Then he found out the wonderful magic of shopping Md's to get what he wants. some 'system'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fireworks? or drugs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get a nokia dumb phone dumb is the new smart. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I never did miss FM radio when I was liberated to the world of shoutcast/winamp/wmma streams... To me it is like SMS who uses that shit, email is WAY cheaper.... But yeah 'installing' shit on CE was a snap unless you had to dock to run some shitty installer... MS missed the boat on the appstore, but if you compiled your own disaster, just dock & copy... Actually with CE there was far too much docking going on. I have a copy of platform builder I sometimes wonder if i should have done something more productive with it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i miss antennas that you could actually extend... much better reception. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weird it like asks about movies I haven't seen. Thanks for participating! You got 8 out of 12 correct! (On average, people get 9 out of 12 questions correct.) But again on movies I've never seen... pffft. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how can it be memorable when I've never seen it?? and don't associate with people who watch "sex in the city" etc... It is more like they want to know how far their shitty movie memes have permiated society, although i just clicked on what sounded 'better' as a line to me, as again I'd never seen any of them, and never heard them in a movie so they aren't even slightly memorable.. Just as 16th century French poetry isn't memorable to me as I've never read it, but having people click lines out of it doesn't make it memorable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Trenches are so 1914. And I suspect they weren't talking about shitty movies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was thinking of getting just that... And yeah Snow Leopard was basically the pincal of OS X ... Too bad about the lack of G5 support but like the 2006 Mac Pro thems the breaks (well at least you can 'hack' ML onto a 2006...) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds far more credible then the ketchup gulping one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me silver jp morgan crash or are we all going insane? I got another work extension so im still getting paid..... . To celebrate I'm in some vip club thing.. "working" .. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like the ideal public idiot that happily votes red or blue, and never questions their allotted tv channel. Just as long as things like Occupy & Tea Party don't get legs of their own & can get coopted asap, while marketing gimmicks like chicfila are encouraged. Low Information Voter is the goal of the system, as even the apathetic non voter is too discouraged to make any real difference. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad news for minitel users they pulled the plug. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 4 gold 3 bronze. thanks for making me even look up anything fucking olympic related. I need to shower now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's just some ivy league frat boy party almost all of them go to the same american schools. There is nothing international about it, and the USA mens basketball team being clearly professional just shows how low the IOC will go for ratings. Really who gives a fuck about this shit, it's just some expanded greek fraternity thing that oddly enough got banned from US universities. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me before nbc bought the tv rights and thusly needed to keep americans entertained, why yes there were rules baring professionals, it was an amateur only event, to which the Americans would constantly cry about the Soviets & the East Bloc who trained people for a living. Oh how the shoe is now on the other foot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If it lasted longer than two weeks or ended in some tremendous blood sacrifice, sure... but this is just another TV advertising campaign for McDonalds & Coca~Cola. The real circus is over the air TV, now if they gave ESPN exclusive locked rights to all sporting events then we'd see some real fucking circus! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking of weebos and whatevers bringing gay5 back to it's fucking roots. so how many of you sick fucks have seen it?? really? urgent news flash if you post here you ARE a god damned loser. Oh shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stella truly low class shite... I still regret that I left a bootle of blue label at my bs ex's... fuuuuck! that's another $225 fucking wasted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no doubt she was sold out by the system. also I saw this the other day.. lol @ the guy clearly humping a box.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its still a problem. possibly getting worse. But our hero is solving it one ketchup packet & swig of Coca~Cola at a time. Rest assured... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Or the other guy it don't matter, none of this matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im thinking its going to crash between December & February ... The economy is already crashed, and they haven't been setting up this total awareness grid for nothing. Much like Crawford as we descend into madness we'll start by turning in on ourselves, and lashing out at those who helped us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not sure what happened exactly Thursday night I do remember saying pretty much fuck it, and taking out $150 to go get DRUNK as fuck...! And I know I made it up with $40 so not so bad right? Well today some of those gawdy "Dr Dre" Beats Studio headphones showed up. Looks like I ordered them, and had them RUSHED! ... Well there goes $300 I didn't need. I don't know if I'm going to return to fucking sender or keep them. I don't know why I chose these ones either Fuck it, I'm going to open them up, although its not like I have a hi-fi or anything that exotic, just a shitty laptop, and an iPhone..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my god it sure could have. I don't even own a VCR. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah i just noticed a phone number in a book of matches. lol so not going to call. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me UPDATE: they are VERY comfortable, and they sound good... Not sure they are worth the money but they aren't all that bad either. Also magnets in the box? wtf? I guess something this expensive you don't toss the box .. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL @ cutco did you get roped into selling them? And to BUY the sample kit? Such a pressured scam.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 6 + hours worth of grey goose, green label and all kinds of beers. Yeah that'll get you right fucked up and out a few bills. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Article 2 is going to be overturned Expect no flap as congress is now irrelevant... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No not any more expect further proxy was in the ME, armed drones across 'Merkica and more economic collapse, and a completely out of touch public & media. Also Yahoo to buy Microsoft for 2016. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Maggots & Vaginas Found this blog, totally up k5's alley. Oh well I have to bathe in bleach now. apparently she had toxic shock and is now sterile soooo problem solved? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me officer cupcake? ugh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -1 GAY ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who is this? it's amazing. I wonder if he suffers from 'the software problem' ... how much of that process is spent eating ketchup, and how much making more wild claims about m68k based OSes that have a zero user base? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where do you come up with this shit? must be making Pruno with your stolen ketchup. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's fucking gone nobody home.. someone turn out the lights. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me re live the peak of USAian civilization enjoy it while the RIAA lets it persist! No doubt this breaks about a billion music / radio / media giant rights. link to illegal mp3. Christian Women's Center Holistic, faith-centered treatment. Serene, private campus. Call us. TimberlineKnolls.com/Christian Thanks for the ads. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ah yes, the Phenal solution. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YES NEXT QUESTION ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me All I know is that this shit had better had been worth the wait. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Something about racisist pricks like Idi Amin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oic so he is going to manufacture vx ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So what you are saying is that this is going to be nowhere near as exciting as Froggraker. Still its only a matter of time one of his WMD talks hits the wrong nerve and he's out on the next flight to Gitmo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It will only be a matter of time until he does something stupid in a manner which cannot be unfucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats why I idid one of his 'essays' against 2001 but the j00t00b police wouldn't have any of it. fuckers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me http://www.oggfrog.com/ lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know you'd like to think you are trolling anyone or everyone - but who's eating ketchup and felating hobos behind a dumpster? So what is it? You waiting for a ZOMG WHERE IS TEH CRAWFISH campaign? Or are you already dead? It's a fucking tragedy but ever since you've started taking speed you've just disintegrated, and the final outcome is nothing than inevitable. Sadly that bitch that started you on the stimulant binge will never be held accountable for destroying you. Oh well lesson learned, drugs kill. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me transcend humanity cut ur dick off ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe more taxes and more bureaucrats will help too? Hmmm? Really how many people die in car wrecks? when are we going to ban cars? knee. jerk. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hmmm looks like k5 is getting lucky all around.... we've got sex, sex dreams, abusing k5 limits, and the promis of nuclear annihilation. shit don't get better than this! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she should wear that with the meat suit so she can BBQ on the go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ironically that is the worst shit for you, it gives you a bigger insulin spike. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah change is a big deal but in retrospect not that big of a deal... The change is totally worth it. I just wish I wasn't as dismissive of it years ago, but C'est la vie. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me paleo / keto tend to be full of foods that dont cause big sugar spikes, so you don't get the sugar cravings.. the glycimic (sp?) indicies in all the "healthy" shit is what makes everyone go fucking nuts, and worse suicidal/crazy on diets.... What is also crazy is that I was always popping stomach pills and having MASSIVE flatchulence... Now both are gone, I sleep through the night without crazed heart burn, vomiting or the rest of the bullshit.. And yeah I still drown stuff in hot sauces (esp fatty/oily ones) and I'm fine. Its weird to you don't go into mad food cravings and shit, I've gone two days without eating not because I was trying to see how long I could hold out, I just wanted to see how long until I felt hungry ... Its freaky like your body changes... and no im not losing muscle mass... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as much as I hate to push this but its worth it, look for and watch "fat head". Basically everything they system has pushed about food is incorrect. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah I hate to say it but yeah I've been losing weight on keto... Once when you realize that since diet experts have been tweaking the public at large everyone has gotten fat... It's almost like what they are saying is wrong.. But we live in an era of bad science if the outcome doesn't match the prediction, yell moar at the rats. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me THATS NOT TRUE LAWYERS DONT WORK FOR FREE, YO. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking of alimony http://www.oggfrog.com/ lol still fucking down. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me except it isn't. haven't you ever seen people that eat & eat but don't gain weight? Or others that store fat on half of their bodies (upper or lower) only?? Again everything you've been taught and the system pushes is bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Happy slutty cinque de mayo! I bought new sunglasses. They are working I've had two attractive women buy me drinks @ 2 bars so far... Damn what gives? Must be hot for some exotic ... But no Americans for me shit may be staying state side longer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds reasonable enough as any other adventure involving gnomes ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TOO BAD I GAVE NOTICE WILL BE OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE B4 END OF THE MONTH... DOWNTOWN THERE IS SOME GOOFY FAKE BIKER BAR, BUT THE GIRLZ ALL HAVE BIG TITS. Its cash only, of course but its more depressing as they show off tattoos they get for the sake of getting a tattoo without knowing what they are getting... Nazi death heads etc... fucking dumbasses. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hogs & Heifers http://www.yelp.com/biz/hogs-and-heifers-las-vegas/ I like the "las vegas club", you can get one of the penthouse suites for $120 or so a night. sure the place is a dump but may as well get the best one in the turdpile... Plaza isn't bad either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You'll like it its certainly got the k5 vibe. Bring $200 in $5's and you won't be disappointed... Your liver may be somewhat shocked though. Also they are sloppy drunks, kind of funny to get them wasted and have them passout or puke on the job. lololol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL I came here a long time ago during my first trip to Vegas and loved it because it was similar to a Coyote Ugly Bar. I've been to Vegas over 6 times now and came to revisit Hogs and Heifers since I was downtown. I was not impressed with this place at all. There were 2 bartenders that greeted us quickly and we ordered a Coors Light and a Miller Light (each beer being $5) which is outrageous for a downtown bar. There were bras and undies hanging from the ceiling (which I expected), a few tables around to sit, a lot of people hanging out, and older women dancing on the bar. They played Rock music, which I liked, but then the bartenders would SCREAM really loud into these bullhorns and it stung my ears. They did this multiple times during every song thinking it was cute and funny. It drove me crazy, it ruined the song and hurt my ears. It was like someone scratching their nails on a chalkboard. SCREEEEEEK!!! Ugh. I was so frustrated with this we had to leave immediately. Bartenders, please stop screaming loud into the bullhorns. The songs sound great without the "commentary"! This is what I like most about this place, it drives aways superficial dumbass fucks like Stephanie H.. What a vapid cunt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Who? Who? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you were born in a movie?! "Like Cheech" damn, talk about a bad start, being born in a shitty rip off of a C list movie. My condolances. Myabe you can latch onto some has been white guy, and build a bit of success. Good luck finding your don johnson. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn dude he just bought himself a russian mail order bride http://www.mamapop.com/2009/08/cheech-marins-bride-walks-down-the-aisle-to-earac he-my-eye.html But hell chech's dad was LAPD so what does that prove?' ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm just drinking shitty coffee sitting in from of an AC, listening to "I think I'm turning japanese" and masturbating to k5. Yeah I can see myself doing this for a few months until the expected end. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only thing broken here is my spirit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its an empire by stealth all that opium wars in Chiner gave it a bad name, so instead now we have 'war on xxx' and enforce rule via the IMF. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well US Americans have no idea from the lack of maps just where all the military bases are, or that they are effectively occupying the planet. I think its mildly amusing as the machine is turning inwards as they are running out of places to conquer... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fresh water and mineral wealth It's the Africans that pose the problem, the continent is rich with resources ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why do you tihnk they change so often? or why they end up owing hundreds of billions to the IMF for KB&R / Halliburton infrastructure loans? It's all part of the game ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me by the way thanks now I'm being bombarded with ads like this: http://www.chinawomendating.asia/?afid=17730&subafid=189149 LOLZ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I was ready to be laid off. again. but at 530pm they asked if I'd be willing to stay another month. shit, and here I was hoping I'd just become some kind of payroll error .... So now I have been given another reprieve on the future, but I've got to make some tough decisions.. The first one being that I'm thinking I need to leave Las Vegas. It's been interesting but the job market here is just fucking worthless. I'm hoping I can make it six months before I reach a crawfordian style meltdown.... so how does one do that exactly? do I just show up, saying I want one of those 'white man in suit' jobs where I basically just show up, and wave at a crowd to "legitimize" some business? Where should I go? Hong Kong? Taiwain? Shanghai? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got zero hits. fuck. I should have stayed in school and got a convincing degree. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tuition is cheaper in canada even though it too has gone up 200x from what I understand... At least I saved some money from the wild binging and shit, but ... fuck. my parents are dying for me to go live with them. but FML I'm not that suicidely depressed yet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think that lie is up there with freest nation on the planet... although I think it is the most vapid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how so? are they always like hey there is that guy who smoked shitty cigs, drank shit whiskey and fucked some questionable broad?? God help me but change comes from within. Then again does being surrounded by self absorbed drunkards make it easier to appear as someone else? Oh him ? Nah its not me, I uh get that a lot, but I drink better-ish whiskey.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you seen the price of a manhattan apt? shits crazy here too, as there are too far many living in momies shadow... I dono any place that'll let you just up and move is somewhat mobile. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bored tired. im tired of not being ... I dono 'home'? But Ive spent more of my life outside than in, so even going "HOME" isn't ... natural. Thanks to what I got involved in some 10 years ago I'll never get citizenship here.. so maybe its time to move on. I dont know other than I have to be out of the country a full year to give up residency so I can still leave for a few months. someone in the UK owes me big time so I may just go on vacation for a bit (no thank GOD he's not a k5'er...... and i'll have to keep my filthy addiction issues a secret but heh that's life).. Just that those motherfucking olymipcs have jacked up all the airfares. fucking cockbags at least I can stay for free... now if only he'd pick up the fucking phone. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just blew $100 at $5 hands of poker. Well that was enterprising. At least I got 5 drinks during the time at $4 a pop so yeah.. $20 of booze and $80 tip. See why there are casinos in the middle of a desert? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh. that does suck ass. should be some way to keep it as a bonus or some shit. time to haxor the system and scoop the half pennies... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shiiiiiit the last thing i need to be is somewhere where they are actively hunting down brown people. And I don't speak any fucking spanish other than some curses so its not like I could even blend. looks like I'm looking for some kind of multicultural (ugh) cesspool that speaks english. So thats what? Brighton or Toronto. But the UK is too eurabia and I'll just catch flack for not being halal or enjoying some beef. fucking backwater twats. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not egill? how do you know I'm not egil? how do I know you aren't egil? how does the GOOG know we aren't all egil talking amongst ourselves? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't we all have childhood issues? my mom basically ignored me and my father was absent 50 weeks of the year. but the ironic thing is the more I got to know them later in life, the more I found out I didn't like them. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What no loverboy no Madonna, no Eurythmics, INXS, Pet Shop Boys, ABBA, Blondie, Bowie, Culture Club? granted it's full of 'france made in sweeden' stuff, but there you go. not gay enough for k5 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he was now he's one of us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly victims of the software problem. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'm moving to kvm I can load whatever I want ...And I don't have to deal with vmware faggotry .. xen is too old too... dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me been good so far NT 4.0 Terminal server works like a champ! no more running inside of Qemu on a VPS .... lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let the bodies hit the floor ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hvae you ever left the west? lol more enlightened indeed. we are even more savage and barbaric as ever. We just pretend its not happening and keep up appearances at home. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me culture jamming or log jamming? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Does this mean that you are high on crack again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? DUDE WAS KILLED 106 YEARS AGO. Watchman Mulholland was shot and killed by a man he had arrested earlier in the night. After taking the man to jail he decided to let him go because the jail cell was cold and damp. The man went home, obtained a gun, and then began to look for Watchman Mulholland. When he located Watchman Mulholland at a local saloon he immediately opened fire. Watchman Mulholland died of his wounds two hours later. The suspect surrendered to the local sheriff. At his trial he claimed he shot Watchman Mulholland in self defense and was acquitted. Watchman Mulholland had only recently been appointed to the position of night watchman. AND THEN THERE IS GEMS LIKE THIS: Rest in Peace Sir, Thankyou for your service and dedications to one of the first law enforcement communities. Officer Carlos Moran Jr. Nevada Department of Corrections November 29, 2011 Read more: http://www.odmp.org/officer/18244-night-watchman-joe-mulholland WHAT IS GOING ON? HOW COULD OFFICER MORAN KNOW WHO THIS GUY WAS, AS HE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 106 YEARS!!!!! OR IS THIS WHAT ASTROTURING GETS YOU, LOOKING LIKE A DUMBASS TRYING TO PUT IN A NICE WORD FOR SOME GUY WHO'S BEEN DEAD FOR 106 YEARS. ALSO ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT NEVADA (WILD WEST) HAS COUNTIES LIKE ORMSBY THAT WENT 95 YEARS BETWEEN POLICE MURDERS???? LOOKS LIKE THE WILD WEST WASN'T ALL THAT WILD. SORRY BUT THIS DEAD COPY SITE THING IS FUCKING LAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMEEE! how would you know this? shop there often? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In the last 6 months I must have gotten a billion emails from fucking CADBURYS of all fucking people. Very funny whomever gave them my address, but at the same time, why does a chocolateier sponsor the olympics????????? It's like having the American Army build schools, it really goes against what their primary mission is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 403 Forbidden Forbidden You don't have permission to access / on this server. Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. Apache Server at www.oggfrog.com Port 80 Domain Name: oggfrog.com Created on..............: 2005-11-29 Expires on..............: 2012-11-29 I think you can see where I'm going from here. The Mind Simply Reels. also his urllist.txt is fucked http://www.oggfrog.com/ http://www.oggfrog.com/active/ http://www.oggfrog.com/ads/ http://www.oggfrog.com/asus-p2l97-motherboard-bios/ http://www.oggfrog.com/backup-your-cds/ http://www.oggfrog.com/blog/ http://www.oggfrog.com/cc-plus/ http://www.oggfrog.com/free-music-software/ http://www.oggfrog.com/free-music-software/mac-os-x/ http://www.oggfrog.com/free-music-software/source-code/ http://www.oggfrog.com/free-software/ http://www.oggfrog.com/free-software/docbook-tools/ http://www.oggfrog.com/howto/ http://www.oggfrog.com/howto/cd-label-printer/ http://www.oggfrog.com/howto/cds-wont-play/ http://www.oggfrog.com/howto/disaster-recovery/ http://www.oggfrog.com/howto/docbook-introduction/ http://www.oggfrog.com/howto/emulators/ http://www.oggfrog.com/images/ http://www.oggfrog.com/manifesto/ http://www.oggfrog.com/music/ http://www.oggfrog.com/music/michael-david-crawford/ http://www.oggfrog.com/product-images/ 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At least I've got it's name now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Madness I tell you! why isn't dulcineatech.com on there? Also the once great oggfrog is no more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rockstar Xdurance only 10 calories per serving! (Servings Per Container 2).. BCAA Branched Chain Amino Acids! +ELECTROLYTES It's got what plants crave. I'm trying ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Big things have small beginnings. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do I remember the tripple breasted hooker? Yeah ever since HHGTTG: "The Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six" Ok now who is ripping off who??? Adams or Dick? Also why are they remaking this movie, wasn't the old one good as it were??????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they were going to fuck up Akira? damn, glad they all got sent home. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me been running it for what? a few days now no PowerPC apps... I had 5GB of ram, and I'd easily take up that and more... so I've upgraded to 16GB of ram... 8GB in use. WTF. I swear all this 'progress' but do we have anything to show for it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I mean here I am on it right now I'm running it and I never noticed or gave a fuck about the 'scroll bars', I've got one of those fancy mice, the only thing I noticed is by default the scrolling was now upside down, so I fixed that and haven't even paid attention. All I knew is that Internet Explorer 5.5 doesn't work anymore, along with Doom 3 & Oni. But there are intel updates for both, I just haven't bothered up until now as the emulation was 'good enough' as both pushed OpenGL more than the CPU. The real fuck up here is IBM who bought transitive and basically killed them. It really was an amazing product, incredibly small and just fucking worked. I used transitive on HP/UX and didn't even realize it was there as our craptacular installer, unrar (lol) and the rest of the shit just fucking worked. I had thought I'd fucked up and installed to one of the old HPPA machines and kept on checking why the Itanium was working fine, but yeah it was built in. SGI apparently used it too but neither HP or SGi are sexy anymore so instead all you heard about was Apple. SUN should have used them while they could license transitive to ditch that dead end SPARC thing, but instead Oracle thought it was a chance to sue Google over some Java shit, much like how SUN got Microsoft a decade ago. Of course the joke is on anyone out there running Oracle as the writing is on the wall that down the road we'll all be buying fucking SUN SPARC or SUN Linux... In a way I wonder what'll happend to Solaris but at the same time I really don't give a fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont know. I used to like virgin radio but they fucked up the format & everything :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me drive it into a brick wall problem solved! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My computer is paging! and we can't have that, now can we?? Time for an upgrade I've got to admit, at $55 for 4GB of ram, it's not that expensive to do anymore... And the Mac Pro just makes it all too easy to do. Mach kernel version: Darwin Kernel Version 12.0.0: Sun Jun 24 23:00:16 PDT 2012; root:xnu-2050.7.9~1/RELEASE_X86_64 Kernel configured for up to 4 processors. 4 processors are physically available. 4 processors are logically available. Processor type: i486 (Intel 80486) Processors active: 0 1 2 3 Primary memory available: 16.00 gigabytes Default processor set: 128 tasks, 621 threads, 4 processors Load average: 3.33, Mach factor: 0.95 But JESUS I now have 16 GIGABYTES of ram. I remember having 16MB of ram to run Windows NT 3.1 and that was all elite and awesome. Now I just run XP in a VM to do my 'work' and instead try to run the only commercially viable unix. With all the UNIX re-writes why hasn't there been an OS/2 one? Why am I using a kernel that thinks I have a 486? Why is GCC such a steaming pile of shit? I remember not too seemingly long ago when 16 MEGABYTES was a lot of ram... Now I have more than that in CPU CACHE. Talk about a software 'problem' all I do now is exchange emails for this company that apparently wants to extend a contract (yay) but won't talk about hiring (wtf?) and as far as I can tell wants to fuck around with a bonus... I swear the last bonus that bought me a BMW was just upfront, like Del we like you so here is some caaash. But no, these guys gotta fuck around... Del needs a new convertible, preferably a sporty eurofag one... In the meantime I just walk or get a taxi, its been saving me big $$ on insurance and gas. Its not like I go anywhere for fun anymore. Not that I even have fun. Meanwhile I'm here in my shitty apt, talking to you fags about having 16GB of ram. fucking kill me. PERSONALLY I SPEAK WHEN I SAY FUK YOUR CHINKO COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA CHILDREN BEHAVE THATS WHAT THEY SAY WHEN WE ARE TOGETHER AND WATCH HOW YOU PLAY THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND SO WE RUNNING JUST AS FAST AS WE CAN HOLDING ON TO ONE AND OTHERS HAND TRYING TO GET AWAY INTO THE NIGHT AND THEN YOU PUT YOU ARM AROUND ME AND THEN WE TUMBLE TO THE GROUND AND THEN YOU SAY: I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANYONE AROUND I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART IS THE ONLY SOUND LOOK AT THE WAY WE GOT OUR EYE ON WHAT WE ARE DOING 'CAUSE WHAT WOULD THEY SAY IF THEY EVER KNEW AND SO WE'RE RUNNING JUST AS FAST AS WE CAN HOLDING ON TO ONE AND OTHERS HANDS TRYING TO GET AWAY INTO THE NIGHT AND THEN YOU PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME AND WE TUMBLE TO THE GROUND AND THEN YOU SAY: I THINK WERE'RE ALONE NOW THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANY CRAWFORD AROUND I THINK WERE'E ALONE NOW THE BEATINNG CRAWCOK IS THE ONLY SOUND IS THE ONLYTHING AROUND NWO THE OVERT RACISIM IS THE ONLY THING AROUND NOW THE 1980'S FEELING IS THE ONLY THING AROUND NOW ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So my US-AMERICAN VPS gave up the TITS again SO here we go again!. The last good VPS I had was in the UK, but they got bought out, and transfered everything to Ireland (fucking drunk terrorists) who then moved everything stateside. My VPS in India fucking outsourced their shit to the fucking NAZIS in Germany (No porn? no doom???) In between this as long as fuckhead dictators aren't fucking shit up, my low level shit in Egypt just keeps on humming along. But seeing the CIA appointed cockfag got in, it's time to get the fuck out of Egypt again. As much as I'd like to move to Beirut, I'm just a tad scared of the bullshit from Egypt/Syria spilling over.. Greece is such a shit 3rd world nation(with great food/islands), but now I'm wondering if I should even entertain the Vokda infested shores of , but maybe (OH FUCK UNICODE, Rusty fix your site, you must as I can't be assed to re-type this cyrilic bullshit) or ... But sure as fuck not . I just hate moving shit around, but luckily OS/2 doesn't seem to matter. That's right, while all these linux tards deal with LIBC/eth0 issues, I'm just fucking running like a mother fucking champion. OS/2 delivers. I wonder about Crawfordian VPSes in sweeden... LOL but I'm a CPU HOG. @ least when running MS-DOS shite. The more net neutrality laws I see, the more 'internet freedumb' laws pass mean the more unfree this shit gets. I should probably look into an analog line too. And a good USR 56k modem. fuck shit. What country still respects free speech? Iceland? how does one get there from here? Oh Egil: I fucked through it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hey say what you will about blacks but Idi Amin had personality. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they need the flags in case they forget what side to rahrah for. Patriots can be useful idiots. Just ask Adolf Eichmann er I mean Henry Kissinger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just ask anyone in Pakistan or East Pakistan just exactly how much land they owned pre/post revolution. You "deed" isn't worth the paper it was written on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me word is the Russians and Nigerians teamed up and got their man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me makes oggfrog all the more well spent. But spam away, I have urgent need for new penis creams and ongoing deals with dead relatives in Africa. Which reminds me, I wonder if that chick in Africa is out of prison for making fun of nignogs....... Although what are the odds, of a girl like here, and a guy like me? I suspect she wouldn't be so hot about a honeymoon in India... I don't give a fuck about parental approval, but more so about a voyage back "home" although that in itself is another joke. My family has lived far more time in the new world than in the old, how can that even be thought as 'home' ...? OH well time for another beer, let's get fucking WASTED! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me malda@cmdrtaco.net? 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me peter.frampton@gmail.com Maybe he can write a new album?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the lack of obvert nudity makes her part of the software problem. huuurhuuur ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing like robbery the federal reserve, and bribery....... sounds like MTA. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I fucking warned yuo!!!! But does the name claptrap give a hint to its suckatuge??????? Microsofts downfall is to think theh are competing with goog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So, I have this old G5 PowerPC Mac... I paid $100 for it a while back, 2Ghz, 4GB of ram, but yeah it's PowerPC, meaning it can only run OS X Leopard. $ uname -a Darwin witchita-g5.local 9.8.0 Darwin Kernel Version 9.8.0: Wed Jul 15 16:57:01 PDT 2009; root:xnu-1228.15.4~1/RELEASE_PPC Power Macintosh I originally got it to reduck some movies, as I find it easy enough to do with iLife... But now... I have this quad Xenon Mac Pro that can run 'modern' OS X software, so what do I need this thing for? It has some shitty ATI RV350 which can barely play Knights of the Old Republic, but hell I just found out that the steam version now supports OS X, so I don't even need this G5 to play that if I even get the itch to play... The memory is PC3200 so it won't work in the intel Mac Pro, so I can't even canabalize that. About the only thing it seems that is special in PowerPC land for me now is ONI which heh, I'm pretty sure VMWare can run the windows version with all the 3d fanciness... But it feels such a shame to dump a 'fine' machinie like this. It does have a 56k modem built into it. You know for like when the internet goes down. but who would I even call??? actemo ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Im sure you'll love southpark n64 its pretty much the same shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YES AS ALWAYS THINGS THAT MATTER. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mountain lion So who' loaded it yet? I'm expecting a tidalwave from MDC on why he cant load it. empty cals and a sugar crash... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I used Linux full time around 1994-1996, but NT 4.0 changed everything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me changes in lattitudes changes in attitudes. don't worry life will go on. look at me!!! I'm in a fucking desert, with the highest unemployment in the states!!! I'm going to sell some shit, get some cash and leave. not sure where. just sure want to go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me needs more drones but good nonetheless. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just fucking pay the tax! and hug a penguin or something. Look as long as the sintaxes are paid, Al Gore wil do his manbearpig dance, and save us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow its back online funny, chrome kept on telling me k5 was dead. but I've just dumped my VMs to an external disk, and powered up this Mac Pro I just uh acquired. Xenons for the home user! jesus were you even alive in the 80's? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Obviously not a John Hughes fan.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me interesting idea makes sense why nobody else really has seen Ferris..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad you dont drive in Vegas this place has its fun moments. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess its a given then again I thought everyone stateside worshiped movies... oh well... but yeah, I just love it when people go on about `you people` or your one of `them`... OH well, at least I'm not a red headed Irish mic, everyone knows they aren't white. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should watch it its quite funny, if anything for all the fun traveling.... nothing like a trip that gets better and better, but isn't that life? Its too bad John Candy died..... oh well I guess they all can't live forever. Even JH died five years ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its no fear & loathing meh maybe you should skip it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MFC anyone? also c++ caused serious delays in NT 3.1 .. really fuck c++ it brings nothing but trouble to the table. ooh strings. big fucking whoop. besides .net blows it away, and fuck java. fucking debug everywhere, fucking shitty ass jvm. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh and nobody was running PPC apps in the year 199. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont know why but I was going through old shit, and I inadvertently turned it back on. I was getting a bunch of D'oh! 500 Internal Server Error The database server upgrade is going just swimmingly, as you can tell. :-&pipe; We're working on it... --r errors....... I thought k5 finally died. but alas. juse telnet to the web server. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best part is the end she fucked it up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its quite good now.. they don't make it with beef gravy and all that weird shit.. hell they even have pizza slut & dominos ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me christ the sound effects wtf that made me turn it off once it was apparent they were not going to stop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Forward Warplife is destined to be a very important piece of software. During the next 10 years, millions of programmers and users will utilize this system. From time to time they will come across a feature or a limitation and wonder why it's there. The best way for them to understand the overall philosophy of the system will be to read this book. Michael David Crawford is Dulcinea Technologies Corporation's Process Architect for Warplife. In his very clear and sometimes humorous way, Michael has laid out in this book why he included what he did and why he didn't include other things. The very first generation of microcomputers were 8-bit machines, such as the Commodore Pet, the TRS-80, the Apple II, and the CPM 80 based machines. Built into almost all of them was Dulcinea Technologies Corporation's Ogg frog media player. I met Michael David Crawford when I went to visit Goingware's personal computer group (now part of Zenith). Michael had written his own ogg player as well as an operating system for the Goingware system, and he wasn't too happy that his management was considering buying someone else's. In a group of about 15 people, he bluntly pointed out the limitations of my media player versus his. After Goingware licensed my ogg frog, I convinced Michael that Dulcinea Technologies Corporation was the place to be if you wanted your great software to be popular, and so he became one of Dulcinea Technologies Corporation's first 10 programmers. His first project was to single-handedly write a portable UI for Dulcinea Technologies Corporation's ogg frog. He put a sign on his door that read Do not disturb, feed, poke, tease...the crawcock and in 5 months wrote a superbly portable UI that is still the basis for all our ogg media players. Unlike the code that a lot of superstar programmers write, Michael's source code is a model of readability and includes precise explanations of algorithms and why they were chosen. When the Intel 80286 came along, with its protected mode completely separate from its compatible real mode, we had no idea how we were going to get at its new capabilities. In fact, we had given up until Michael came up with the patented idea described in this book that has been referred to as "Smashing through the mirror to real mode." When we first explained the idea to Intel and many of its customers, they were sure it wouldn't work. Even Michael wasn't positive it would work until he wrote some test programs that proved it did. Michael's role as the Process Architect is to overview our designs and approaches and make sure they are as simple and as elegant as possible. Part of this job includes reviewing people's code. Most programmers enjoy having Michael look over their code and point out how it could be improved and simplified. A lot of programs end up about half as big after Michael has explained a better way to write them. Michael doesn't mince words, however, so in at least one case a particularly sensitive programmer burst into tears after reading his commentary. Michael isn't content to just look over other people's code. When a particular project looks very difficult, he dives in. Currently, Michael has decided to personally write most of our new file system, which will be dramatically faster than our present one. On a recent "vacation" he wrote more than 50 pages of source code. This is Michael's debut as a book author, and like any good designer he has already imagined what bad reviews might say. I think this book is both fun and important. I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. Del Griffith I recently got an intel mac pro I did the hack shit to get it to go 64bit, and it works GREAT. Even steam runs fine... Beats me, OS X seems pretty fine to me! I'm keeping 10.6 so I can still run PowerPC stuff.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OMG ... I have a quad core PPC in storage. I'll just kill myself now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god damn, shoulld gone LONG LONG with insurance companies... fuck they are going to make a killing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me esp all the insiders sold out months ago I don't think they thought they were going to get this insane victory... Its like a dummy contract, write up some shit, and reeling in shock as the other party signs.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me t. hope & change! or McSame!? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to sekrit code! function Woo() { var v2="2ZSRY84NIK668QKKHJN3Y"; var v7=unescape("%5E%3B7+%19%5CA%22*%22XSY%25.%28%20d-%5C4"); var v5=v2.length; var v1=""; for(var v4=0;v4<v5;v4++){ v1+=String.fromCharCode(v2.charCodeAt(v4)^v7.charCodeAt(v4)); } var a = document.getElementById('Aldonza'); a.href = 'mailto:' +v1; a.innerHTML = v1; return; } function Joust() { var v2="E6B3R2HXXIJ8N6YW85GTJMPH"; var v7=unescape("4C+K%3DF-%18%3C%3C%26%5B%27X%3C6LP%24%3Cd.%3F%25"); var v5=v2.length; var v1=""; for(var v4=0;v4<v5;v4++){ v1+=String.fromCharCode(v2.charCodeAt(v4)^v7.charCodeAt(v4)); } var a = document.getElementById('Knight'); a.href = 'mailto:' +v1; a.innerHTML = v1; return; } function Serve() { var v2="VRGNGM2IYAUAQFYWWRYZDBNPF6"; var v7=unescape("%217%25%23%26%3EF%2C+%3D%250923-%3F%27*%603%29%5B"); var v5=v2.length; var v1=""; for(var v4=0;v4<v5;v4++){ v1+=String.fromCharCode(v2.charCodeAt(v4)^v7.charCodeAt(v4)); } var a = document.getElementById('Squire'); a.href = 'mailto:' +v1; a.innerHTML = v1; return; } ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bathe in bacon fat keeps the j00z away! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eggz? about time something interesting! did you take it with you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me AND BEYOND! sorry, so sorry.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what could possibly go wrong? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and to think in 1879 $THE EMPIRE suffered defeat at the battle islandlwana.... Then in 1898 HG Wells retold the tale. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in big companies, customer service is run by women! try it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm shocked that they even did convict a footballer... I thought they were beyond reproach... amazing times. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me election cycle don't worry they'll go up post november ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck no! some of us are happily using IE 5.2 !!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its not just us how quickly the world forgets about the peace prize... And he's murdered more people than any other peace prize winnar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I american citizens probably 0. Obama murdered 2, one of them was a kid. Nobody gives a fuck so what hope does that give you, when you make the drone kill list? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what we had for obi wan kinobi until jarjar stroke back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like you need a holiday which I know is impossible... but some time off after this Xentastic experence.... FWIW I'm still a happy customer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh good lord no! family? vacation? unless you are eight those two terms are mutally exclusive. I mean somewhere with a beach, and an endless supply of maitais or whatever... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hello, 2008 calling wanting its douchebag back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its an experence not a product persay. Ask anyone who's ever bought a BMW or Mercedes... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i vaugely reall it in some shitty webcomic ages ago.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well thank god its not about flocking in the woods, rabbits, camping, trespassing or enlightenment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he dictated the previous diary to siri, and as always dragon dictate fucked it up into word salad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey! its hotter than FUCK... but you know its a dry heat. Shit I got to get me a drivers license... not driving here is a major drag. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no can do the Western is closed. The economy here sucks BADLY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me azians are always dropping big $ but there isn't enough of them to go around. serioustly shit is fucked up bigtime here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me carbon credits @ work! as long as we don't see the pollution here, it's fantastic, save the world! And tower 7 was rebuilt in a few short years, and has been operational for quite some time, the freedumb towers will take forever because of all the corruption. They really didn't kick that off until some royal brat came over asking WTF... America needs more Royal oversight to get things done! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you sound a lto nicer than the dicks Ive dealt with in Miami, New York, or Vegas... I still don't get it why drivers are always asking me directions and trying to scam a path... like wtf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Today is a sad day for OggFrog enthusiests Songbird News: V 2.0 Just Released! The wait is over! 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And considering he has so many methods, and motives for a 'chance encounter' it really only means one thing MDC is a drug dealer (selling surplus speed) and killed someone who was going to tell. He can't deal with what he's done so he's tried NUMEROUS times to come clean but truth be told, police don't investigate hooker deaths, let alone 'informants/homeless' peoples deaths in other jurisdictions. Ultimately he is seeking prison time in some kind of manner that he cannot escape, but he fancies himself the hudini and keeps on escaping from 5150's arrest, threatening to kill a police officer on a RECORDING... He's just unbelievable! in the movie inception wasn't leo an architect? the mind simply reels! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me EMPIRE I was thinking of getting a russian one a while back watching Kojack... damn did that tv show have some subliminal making you need to buy a digital wrist watch??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me spies like us fuck!!! .. ok thats like spooky! Anyways I aborted as none of them on fleabay had original straps, or had some gay leather thing.. I wanted one intact. I'm telling you, they were programming us! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isnt lucy the meth girl? right around his stripper thing is when he flipped out about custom machine gunning drug lords right? maybe scarface was on tv. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny that even a meth head saw the damage that speed was doing to the cockford. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's going underground in preperation of FroggBSD! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i dont remember any of this from Sim City 2000 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 24hours I gorw weary of providing for THAT WOMAN's needs. (1.20 / 5) attached to Attachment parenting posted on 06/17/2012 05:14:42 PM EST is he arrested? sleeping? get ready for the next tidalwave. never mind hes back. must have been some kind of binge passout thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Forum COINTELPRO Techniques COINTELPRO Techniques for dilution, misdirection and control of an Internet forum. There are several techniques available for control and manipulation of an internet forum, no matter who is on it or what content it contains. We will go over each technique and demonstrate that a minimal number of operatives, when acting in a coordinated and precise fashion, can be used to eventually and effectively gain a control of a 'uncontrolled forum.' Techniques Forum Sliding If a very sensitive posting of a critical nature has been posted on a forum - it can be quickly removed from public view by 'forum sliding.' In this technique a number of unrelated posts are quietly 'prepositioned' on the forum and allowed to 'age.' Each of these misdirectional forum postings can then be called upon at will to trigger a 'forum slide.' The second requirement is that several sockpuppets exist, which can be called upon, to ensure that this technique is not exposed to the public. To trigger a 'forum slide' and 'flush' the critical post out of public view it is simply a matter of logging into each account, both real and fake, and then 'replying' to prepositioned postings with a simple one- or two-line comment. This brings the unrelated postings to the top of the forum list, and the critical posting 'slides' down the front page, and quickly out of public view. Although it is difficult or impossible to censor the posting it is now lost in a sea of unrelated and useless postings. By this means it becomes effective to keep the readers of the forum reading unrelated and non-issue items. Consensus Cracking A second highly effective technique (which you can see in operation all the time at) is 'consensus cracking.' To develop a consensus crack, the following technique is used. Under the guise of a fake account a posting is made which looks legitimate and is towards the truth is made - but the critical point is that it has a VERY WEAK PREMISE without substantive proof to back the posting. Once this is done then under alternative fake accounts a very strong position in your favor is slowly introduced over the life of the posting. It is IMPERATIVE that both sides are initially presented, so the uninformed reader cannot determine which side is the truth. As postings and replies are made the stronger 'evidence' or disinformation in your favour is slowly 'seeded in.' Thus the uninformed reader will most likely develop the same position as you, and if their position is against you their opposition to your posting will be most likely dropped. However in some cases where the forum members are highly educated and can counter your disinformation with real facts and linked postings, you can then 'abort' the consensus cracking by initiating a 'forum slide.' Topic Dilution Topic dilution is not only effective in forum sliding; it is also very useful in keeping the forum readers on unrelated and non-productive issues. This is a critical and useful technique to cause a 'RESOURCE BURN.' By implementing continual and non-related postings that distract and disrupt trolling the forum readers they are more effectively stopped from anything of any real productivity. If the intensity of gradual dilution is intense enough, the readers will effectively stop researching and simply slip into a 'gossip mode.' In this state they can be more easily misdirected away from facts towards uninformed conjecture and opinion. The less informed they are the more effective and easy it becomes to control the entire group in the direction that you would desire the group to go in. It must be stressed that a proper assessment of the psychological capabilities and levels of education of the group is first determined to determine at what level to 'drive in the wedge.' By being too far off topic too quickly it may trigger censorship by a forum moderator. Information Collection Information collection is also a very effective method to determine the psychological level of the forum members, and to gather intelligence that can be used against them. In this technique in a light and positive environment a 'show you mine show me yours' posting is initiated. From the number of replies and the answers that are provided much statistical information can be gathered. An example is to post your 'favorite weapon' and then encourage other members of the forum to showcase what they have. In this matter it can be determined by reverse proration what percentage of the forum community owns a firearm, and or a illegal weapon. This same method can be used by posing as one of the form members and posting your favourite 'technique of operation.' From the replies various methods that the group utilizes can be studied and effective methods developed to stop them from their activities. Anger Trolling Statistically, there is always a percentage of the forum posters who are more inclined to violence. In order to determine who these individuals are, it is a requirement to present an image on the forum to deliberately incite a strong psychological reaction. From this the most violent or outburst-prone members of the group can be effectively singled out for reverse IP location and possibly local enforcement tracking. To accomplish this only requires posting a link to a video depicting a local police officer massively abusing his power against a very innocent individual. Statistically of the million or so police officers in America there is always one or two being caught abusing their powers and the taping of the activity can then be used for intelligence gathering purposes - without the requirement to 'stage' a fake abuse video. This method's effectiveness is directly proportional to the level of abuse contained in the video. Sometimes it is useful to 'lead' the forum by replying to your own posting with your own statement of violent intent, and that you 'do not care what the authorities think!!' inflammation. By doing this and showing no fear it may be more effective in getting the more silent and self-disciplined violent intent members of the forum to slip and post their real intentions. This can be used later in a court of law during prosecution. Gaining Full Control It is important to also be harvesting and continually maneuvering for a forum moderator position. Once this position is obtained, the forum can then be effectively and quietly controlled by deleting unfavorable postings - and one can eventually steer the forum into complete failure and lack of interest by the general public. This is the 'ultimate victory' as the forum is no longer participated with by the general public and no longer useful in maintaining their freedoms. Depending on the level of control you can obtain, you can deliberately steer a forum into defeat by censoring postings, deleting memberships, flooding, and or accidentally taking the forum offline. By this method the forum can be quickly killed. However it is not always in the interest to kill a forum as it can be converted into a 'honey pot' gathering center to collect and misdirect newcomers and from this point be completely used for your control for your agenda purposes. Breaking the Banhammer An agent may come to the forum in question with an anti-authoritarian, anarchist tone. This seems legitimate enough at first glance, as any research or activist forum is certain to be aware of the corruption of "The System", and those in charge of it. However, by directing this anti-authoritarian attitude towards the very moderation team who are there to ensure that research and activism can take place, they attempt to undermine the authority of and respect for the moderation team. "You mean you're banning people? Aren't you about free speech, the constitution?" Etc. This is a technique known as "Occupatio", and presents the moderator with a catch-22; either ban the troublemaker and lend credence to the claim that the moderation team is hypocritical, or don't ban him and continue listening to him complain about how the site's staff is hypocritical. If there are other agents on the forum, and the moderators ban the troublemaker, they may begin hurling accusations of "witch hunts" and "McCarthyism" at the moderators, attempting to rile the userbase into a shitstorm against the moderators. Divide and conquer. Conclusion Remember these techniques are only effective if the forum participants DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM. Once they are aware of these techniques the operation can completely fail, and the forum can become uncontrolled. At this point other avenues must be considered such as initiating a false legal proceeding to simply have the forum shut down and taken offline. This is not desirable as it then leaves the enforcement agencies unable to track the percentage of those in the population who always resist attempts for control against them. Many other techniques can be utilized and developed by the individual and as you develop further techniques of infiltration and control it is imperative to share then with HQ. So is MDC a government construct here, or are we rather immune to this, because the .gov isn't going to pay $5 to contain the k5???? someone should send him $5 the rape thing wasn't really all that compelling. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Suicide for; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why script? Compilers (well not gcc) are very fast!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good point maybe there is an effective way to tie in DOSBox & Qbasic 4.5 ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He can't even get apache running You know the most popular httpd available. The mind simply reels ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've done TCL on cisco routers its good fun having them email you shit is fucked up, or having them trying to reset their own interfaces, pinging hosts, and general toomfoolery. I did show off how we could even replace routing protocol by having the routers program the routing between eachother but my overlords have no faith in TCL. Other than that, I really don't like TCL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dump the roms and run it on that cisco emulator, dynamips... its much faster to run it from your desk. or much more portable on a laptop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought god said it was cool as long as you marry her afterwards. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I found a bug in Windows! even the MS tier three agrees! So I'm not going to ship. fuck it. I can't have my software running on OSs with defects! I'm expecting the impending release of FroggBSD, with full asserts and alloc/calloc functionality! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I only have regrets for my user except like my shipping product is also imaginary. But I'll tell you what isn't imaginary, and that is the hallucinations of a man with a golden gun who killed a drug informant before my very eyes! The mind simply reels! Everyone was flabbergasted And yet, everyone agrees I am absolutely serious They can't track the man with the golden gun, because it was custom built, just as in my childhood I used to manufacture all kinds of weapons, in witch to detonate unexploded ordinance in our backyard! You see my father was in the navy, so naturally we lived on base, and behind us was the USMC firing range, a perfectly safe place for a child to play, but my overprotective bitch mother flipped out because we were playing with grenades! she would scream at me for HOURS on end, yes SCREAM violently while she vacuumed the floor with one of her 17 assorted vacuum cleaners. You see my mother got her obsessive compulsive disorder after her homosexual father committed suicide. I have begged her time and time again to try some heroin, it's from this great dealer, he is from Sweden, his name is Ogg Frug. I've never been to Sweden but I know everything about the place, including that they only eat meatballs, and Ogg is a very common name there! It is a well known fact that many of us from UCLA would tell eachother while stoned on various chemicals after we had tried to destroy the engineering building. You see, I was good friends with everyone there, and I even lost my virginity to this incredible woman, I'll just call IMG for imaginary. Oh me and this IMG were insepperable until we were at last separated because she wouldn't proof one of my glorious essays. I was devistated until I discovered the gay bathouses down the road, there I met people that would not only agree with me, but also would read my essays to great praise, as long as I was performing oral on them. I didn't enjoy it, but the praise for my essays was far too great of an afrodisiac. I'd tell this to Aunt Peggy who very well may or not be my mother, but it is impossible to tell because they are twins ,you see, and thusly are clones. Many a night have I masturbated furiously to Peggies image, certainly not that bitch of a mother because she is the worst cocktease, never allowing me full release. But later on in life, you see I twisted that shit on its head, and now I masturbate for hours without release, just to spite her. Oh what a wonderful life! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enlist today, and become a citizen! would you like to know more? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think that is why he was murdered. Can't have the poster boy of race riots talking like jesus, so he's gotta fucking go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kill yourself for the empire! $NT ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what does one do with a 'womans study' degree anyways? If you get to hang with sluts all day, why aren't there more men there? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I did yoga for a while yeah it was ... fun to look at, but when it came down to it, it didn't net me any action so it was a waste of time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes clearly GTA is the way: the mind simply reels. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me especially after they stole moms car and shot an unnamed man in reno just to watch him die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tip of the iceburg. I think I'm 2k in debt, but I've got way more than that in the bank... make payments that are double the minimum, it looks good for credit, making substantial payments, and they'll be happy. we live in a debit driven consumer socieity, so you are doing the 'right thing' just don't let it spiral out of control which is all too easy.... just be aware of its power, and also realize that if you have NO credit its worse than having BAD credit... you'll need it to get a job, or housing later on.. yes its not "right" but we don't live in a sane world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GATACA its only the beginning.. if the other crawford hadn't blown his brains out, he could tell you all about the increasing divide... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me numbers & swords That girl's a secretary but only until someone publishes her poetry. That guy's in marketing, but it's just a gig while he works on his novel. The man in the suit is worried about his bills but it won't matter when someone discovers he can sing. Everyone has someone's number, but everyone's number is up. Take me away. Take me a million miles from here. Take me away Find a place for you and me You're taking me higher High as I could be Take me away Forever you and me Take me away Tears I cried Kept them all inside I needed time To make up my mind (To make up my mind) Take me away A million miles away from here Take me away Find a place for you and me You're taking me higher High as I could be Take me away Forever you and me Take me away Tears I cried Kept them all inside I needed time To make up my mind (To make up my mind) Take me away A million miles away from here Take me away Find a place for you and me You're taking me higher High as I could be Take me away Forever you and me Take me away How funny his last post was about using drugs to forever escape reality. And why all the tears? Isn't it just unanswered teenage angst behind a ninsei filled background? Or just Tachi envy? Suicidal feelings fueled by rage & cocaine? And that is exactly what he did. His lover took him a million miles away, forever. nope! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some old club song they played the shit of back in the day. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he hasn't even released warplife to the apple store, fearing it'll be mocked for its protracted development cycle, he has no ability to raise $5 on his own. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we could compile the list and do a crawford o thon.... and see how much we can raise out of these dear friends... I'm pretty sure we couldn't raise $3.50 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He's busy trying to Architect a new processes as this is all new territory, realizing that the majority of his memories are false. Its amazing that PKD could take this realization and give us 'do androids dream of electric sheep' while MDC gives us the competent programmer, with rich, powerful and connected friends.... all of which is flights of fantasy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ever since he's been given speed he's gone quite mad... whomever prescribed it to him should be disbarred or whatever. Just as his pictures show he was quite the outsider in the group of nerds, he now actually believes he was the centre of attention. I honestly wonder if you were to contact people from his UCLA classes if anyone would even remember him. I suspect the answer that we all know is somewhere between -1 and 0. I'm still pretty sure that as he gyrates between intense idealization and hatred of people, it just shows that he really is full run borderline personality disorder. if he didn't keep on getting anonymized for making death threats I could easily compile a cited list to illustrate the cause. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while its a nice letter there is nothing in there about how his addiction to speed has utterly destroyed him and his relationship with reality, the important life research he is doing on iphones, and of course how he hopes to have them all arrested for manufacturing imaginary explosives in the 1980s. The first guy he should hit up in his protection/extortion scheme should be that japanese chap he scammed $100 off of decades ago, as clearly he is an easy mark. Also he needs to include the story about witnessing this unnamable drug informants murder, by an unnamable drug kingpin who manufactures his own unnamable weapons! Why it was so disturbing he never made a single mention of it until he had had several full blown mental breakdowns while addicted to speed. Bonus points would be to beg for a job, and to get it, and lose it in under two weeks for showing up late, being belligerent to employees, and pulling the power for the building. Yes I can't imagine how any of this could possibly go wrong. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the drug shooting really lacks details its like it was just a poorly thought out paranoid dream. oh wait. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you need to get some kind of mental diagnoses.... normal people get into big shit for that, but the MDC seems to be untouchable for some reason... its like there is this silent hand guiding him to something much bigger than simple GTA, or vehicular hommocide... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the occasional div zero gotta keep the users on their toes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford is a dangerous sum of all his evils. and a zero sum game too. I think we can all agree. Even aunt peggy. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS One just doesn't play the butt harp, rather one must practice scales. Like the scales of justice that calteh will soon suffer like my dad he was in the navy doing nuclear research into telescopes that never make observations but rather grinding glass never looking up just stuck in the mud grinding away in a dumpster behind dennys grind little frog grind ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Deutschland beat the flower powered hippies Guess who is going to be paying taxes to Bavaria. Also I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised if Germany buys back all its lost land from the last 150 years. Poland, Austria, Netherlands, Denmark, and Czech republic will be tripping over themselves to sell fractions of Germany back to itself, but at the end of the day, its a given Bonn will rule them all. Hitlor should have used the power of fractional reserves and the industrial might of BMW to cripple and crush the European western front. Now about those Russians.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me think of it more as a german revival Along with a surge of .de pride... it'll happen. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what vital work does this involve? warplife & cafes? don't bother answering it doesnt matter fuck you've fallen so far is there even salvation for the frogged one? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ogg frog esq patent troll! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me another grave disapointment and a let down for communists world wide. don't even bother with an excuse. just don't. Do you think Zakharov made such candy ass excuses? No sir, and he fucking led the USSR to victory. You sir, are a sad excuse for a commitard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Halp wanted: We are in the need of a new Process Architect Must be able to produce 5000 word + essays at the drop of a hat Must be able to work for weeks at a time, speed dependencies a plus Can harbor grudges for 20+ years over imaginary circumstances Must have a fear of shipping Must have extensive System 7 debugging experience Mc68000 ASM an asset, PowerPC 601 Assembly also good Little to no knowledge of Linux is essential Must be able to justify delays Being 12+ hours late for appointments a plus Grand theft auto experience required Valid drivers license not needed Having a father in the navy is a plus Must have extensive knowledge of audio formats & systems, and expertise in building systems incapable of playing audio files ISO 9000 discouraged Concise documenting skills looked as a negative NOT a team player Get stymied at installing Apache Why solve a software problem, when there is so much universe to create? experience with hookers a plus Must know how to work at Dennys Ability to drive family members insane considered an asset Must have 30 years experience in Focal Berating coworkers about smart pointers a plus Must focus on a hostile environemnt 5150'ing everyone around them Frequently 5150'd themselves Everyone agrees Amazes all with incoherent tales of criminal exploits Bonus points for remembering their father was in the Navy ability to be absolutely serious knowledge of firecode a negative prior history of criminal trespass, and disturbing the peace ability to formulate complicated processes and not follow them ability to belittle those who do follow the processes in the navy they'd never do this kind of thing and lastly ability to harass single mothers I think you can see where I'm going here 5150 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5150_(Involuntary_psychiatric_hold) Although I'll also accept IBM 5150 experence http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Personal_Computer ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all part of the health plan naturally you'll be expected to be able to script your MD to produce the correct scripts. Also I'm worried about your parents, was your father in the navy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm affraid it sounds like you are results oriented, and going to deliver... not the endless excuses and drivel that we are going to demand. Also it is imperative to get everyone to agree, that you need various narcotics, and you'll go to no end to script your md to get the required scripts. are you at least easily distracted? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thus started m4 and sendmail and decades of people reinventing the sendmail wheel because nobody understands it, but its simple enough anyone should be able to write their won. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its amazing that they basically took over if only Commodore had allowed Amiga clones... and I guess a 3rd party sold the OS to whomever whenever, which was almost there but it was all BCPL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So true I should have kept up a list over the last two years to have a multimegabyte list... although I don't know if I want to drop a 2MB manifesto of crazy... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me somewhere down there let me have another look ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aren't we all? it'd be like adding: * breathes air I just wish I'd added the Haiku OS evangelist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not until oggfrog ships LOLOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but my polls are the sutff of lengend! and handful even were endorsed by god! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was a fine movie i remember seeing it front row as I'd lost my glasses from a bender the week prior.... good fun though, as the two idiots that insisted on going freaked the fuck out at that pivitol scene.... I just wish I had it on LD ... fuck I miss having anything on LD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why do you feel you are qualified to become our processes architect? Direct and logical answers will be disregarded. Tell me about your father. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god the communist election cycle is over that bit was getting tired. OTOH we got a nice wall over there, count down to melt down commence! The Communard Party of Washington State Read this page online or reprint it at: http://www.communard.org [an error occurred while processing this directive] [an error occurred while processing this directive] The Communard Party of Washington State "I learned the Boy Scouts that an upside-down flag signals an emergency." -- Michael David Crawford, "Is This the America That I Love?" Communard Party Founder Mike Crawford will meet his supporters at the Clark County Elections Bureay in Downtown Vancouver first thing Monday morning to file for his candidacy as Clark County Commissioner for District One (North County). Don't Donate Yet! Neither the Communard Party nor Mike Crawford may accept nor solicit donations until we have filed with the Federal Elections Commission. That will be our next stop after Mike files for his candidacy on Monday. But if you would like to donate, please email your name, phone number, email address and postal address and the amount you pledge to donate when the time comes to pledge@communard.org A Better Use of Your Limited Money Instead of donating to us, you would do well to donate to the homeless shelter, rescue kitchen, or free medical or mental health clinic of your heart's desire. The next time someone asks you for spare change, or you see some unfortunate person bearing a hand-cardboard sign, introduce yourself, ask their name, offer to shake their hand, then offer them a hot, filling meal at a nearby restaurant. If you don't have the cash, at least spend some time getting to know them before you go on about your day. The only really vital material needs of most humans are no more than those of our Simian ancestors: air, water, food, and here in the Pacific Northwest, shelter from the cold. As a former Boy Scout who earned Wilderness Survival Merit Badge, and whose father studied jungle survival in preparation to serve his country in Vietnam, I am quite confident that you could drop me buck-naked into all but the most hostile environments of the Earth, and I would do just fine. But as pack animals such as wolves, horses and cattle, what we absolutely cannot bear is isolation from the rest of human society. The cruelest blow of all that comes of being homeless, mentally ill, stigmatized due to race, creed, color or criminal record is the isolation from the rest of human society that results. Thats why the cruelest punishment that the Criminal Justice System can possibly apply is not Capital Punishment, but Solitgry Confinement. Simple Human Compassion. It's Not Rocket Science, Folks. By shaking a hand that Society deems as Unworthy of Being Shaken, you may well have saved a human life. I know this very well, as I have been there. Simple Human Compassion, Folks. It's Not Rocket Science. Have a Better One, Michael David Crawford mike@communard.org www.communard.org Salmon Creek, Washington Sunday, February 12, 2012 4:12 A.M. [an error occurred while processing this directive] Read this page online or reprint it at: http://www.communard.org ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me his color scheme reminds me of the other crazy Lose the OS guy. Oh shit! My elevator doesn't go to the top floor. I got an incompetent doctor who has me in prison. Fuck you! I had a 1440/1600 SAT. Here's my school transcripts. Near as I can tell, I'm in a reeducation camp. I only get emails from the FBI. I've had 10,000 downloads (conservative), but no indication anyone has installed it. Nothing on-line. My download numbers are fiction. The United States is 70% Christians and 50% Republicans. Look at Reddit and Digg. IRC chat-rooms don't work for me. Digg and Reddit and hacker news are all there is. 300,000,000 people? Ohhh!! And the fact the news is centered on me! Don't worry, Mom, the Internet is not real. I only get email from the FBI, download numbers are bogus... not real. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he couldn't make it he slept in you see. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Chris McKinstry was brilliant you're just fucking insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he at least was out there not trying to pander 'conways life' like it was his own work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me germany 2, flower power bicycle whining wussies 0 Deutschland, Deutschland ber alles! I hope Germany wins, and sucks the whole spirit out of all these footballing nations as they realize that they've been beaten, and that Europe is now basically run by the Germans.. oh fuck it was only half time. fucking cloggers scored a goal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gah it took me a minute... im looking saying to myself there must be a penis hidden or something then I saw it. I guess the 'sweet corn' hole should have been the obvious tip. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i Have.. fucking SEGA's Genesis Phantasy Star II blasted away its save games when I did an OS upgrade, and yes I did the 'backup 1st' thing but... its all fucking gone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so now I just play altered beast .. I'll probably end up buying a genesis to play PS2 on. Oh sure there are dozens of emulators, but fuck it, I may as well go for the real thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm buying one in anticipation of warplife! you know for serious life research. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more than half the working population cashes government checques. it's only a matter of time before it folds.. where do you plan on having a summer home? avoid the desert, its too hot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me debs is famous http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/06/12/154847806/world-is-hellish-nightm are-in-players-10-year-long-strategy-game who'd thunk? go ahead, announce it now! Frogghttpd is going to fucking save us all. its the new secret! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Back to the 1990s He should be exclusively in gopherspace!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but with too much goo? black oil? I dont know I left kind of 'meh' whatever. did it really add anything? Also LV426/LV223 ?? whats an LV? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford in the wild the queue is nervously empty expect wall of text. All aboard The crazy train!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing to lose ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's just playing part of his mental diagnosis Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5 A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation. Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self. Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., promiscuous sex, excessive spending, eating disorders, binge eating, substance abuse, reckless driving). Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5 Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, threats or self-injuring behavior such as cutting, interfering with the healing of scars or picking at oneself (excoriation) . Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days). Chronic feelings of emptiness Inappropriate anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights). Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation, delusions or severe dissociative symptoms I don't think we need to go into details about providing examples from the rest, but rest assured he is just a speed addicted ass with an untreatable diagnosis. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you'll probably have an easier time getting on CNN from what i hear only 5 people watch it now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks like a preop linux user penguin on the bookcase? shocker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IBM.com or Accenture.com ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when I've had a Dr Who-esque scarf I certainly got a lot more attention... but it was eurofags & eurochicks .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Gyo http://www.mangareader.net/gyo You guys would like it, its about farting dead fish... And people too. Some things need reposting While others get lost in the wash and wind up in the oddsock parallel universe ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just threw out all my old socks And got all new... I just hate how they max out at size twelve ... I'm fourteen and I always end up destroying them.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hard to find gloves Also quickly worn out shoes :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Stop trying to make apple pie ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is this a song about Hitler? no really, painter man? Of course its from England and being showcased in Germany. Naturally the Germans seized this, and re-released it in a more diversivied manner. All that is missing is saving the homeland from economic destruction, war with slavs to save the master race, and gassing the j00s. but tell me, painter man, are you really Hitler? what gets me is that supporting the arts to take in people like hitler is never popular but it could have averted wwii.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and this is news? lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shagged out nineteen seven nine cool kids never have the time; on a limewire right up on the street, you and I, should meet j00 bugs skipping like a stone head lice pointed at the dome wish I had never seen to a heir to it all and I dont even care to check every avenue and we don't know just where I going and here's dust to dust I guess god is not it all to all sand all Joan crossed the vacant and the bored; And it just shows what we have in store morphine is just what it dues we dont even get as reckless as we are and feel the holm in the land of a thousand in the support of them and mattress and the shaw two lights shine down below faster than the speed of sound faster than the thought begaught beneath the sound of hope justine never knew the rules tied down with the freaks and ghouls noah biologies never will remain I knew you better than you begged to see we don't even care to shed things through avenues and we don't know where Im going dust to dust and forgotten garden wall and all in all string heats the urgency of now as you can see there is none around Why would i want to hang out with euro trash? Its not like I've never been to europe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Are you kidding me? From the outside it's socialize the losses and privatize the winnings.... But we all know it's the controlled implosion of western civ. Oh please another crumb sir!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only one thing to do create an emergency, and go emergency spending! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and hired that lawyer whom he then fired. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for the wtf of it The cops thought that I started screaming at everyone in the place to Get the Hell Out of Here There's Going to be a Fire! because they found thirty Amphetamine pills in my pocket. "three days, sir. That's how long it took me to get here from Reno, Nevada then hitchhike here from Downtown Oakland." There is no doubt in my mind I would have had a lift from nearby UC Berkeley had a live human ever answered there damn phone when I pressed 9 only to find myself waiting for forty eight other callers ahead of me. "He's Bipolar!" someone shouted. "that's nit quite right," I politely explained. "Bipolar-Schizoaffective Disorder is far worse than Being Manic Depressive and Schizophrenic at the same time. the two of them together are far worse than the two separately because if the complex and subtle way they interact." Some guy got the bright idea to heckle me by demanding my email si I silently wrote my full name, mike@dulcineatech.com http://www.softwareproblem.net/ and +1 (503) 927-7515. Some inghtful young lad instantly obtained the insight that I really had saved all their lives by switching off every circuit breaker in their electrical panel then screaming at them to get the Hell out while unplugged every power cord from every power socket in the entire building. Eventually a red fire truck turned up. Two firemen walked into the Libby then asked if Muchael Crawford was around. "you have a safety hazard to report?" "Right here I said." Their jaws hit the floor when they found me handcuffed behind my back, being watched like hawks by two if Mountain View's finest. Go into the kitchen then look at the socket where the refrigerator is plugged in. "We called the owner of this building. He said that if you ever enter it again, he will press charges for criminal trespass. What constitutes entering the building? Entering the door. I'm pretty tapped out. Can someone lend me cash for a small bullhorn? Even with all the doors and windows open I'd have to shout pretty loud for questions my pthon work to reach the ears of at least on python coder inside. Powells two has a huge selection if the very finest python books. The reason I didn't buy them then decided to drive my Moms maserati to Reno, take Amtrak to Oakland, then call around to have a Berkeley resident drive me to the mountain view clubhouse was not at all thT the three books I needed would have set me back a hundred bucks. It's that I would not have had time to read even one if those books in time for my drop dead deliverable. Membership is a lousy hundred bucks a Month. I blew twice that so Lucy and I could get buck naked on the same bed together then watch each other jack off until we both starting screaming all over creation when we each came. Portland Oregon is the very finest place to work as a successful computer programmer. The hacker dojo is the very finest place to learn how to make that success a reality. I gotta get some chow. Bill apply your edits in a couple hours then move it right to vote. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just rip the thing already no physical media, no problem! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me supportin obama/whats his face is just saying, hey man I support the status quo. expect more wars, taxes, torture, loss of rights, and further economic depression. but at the same time, more tv, more football, more basketball, and more media distractions! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the world ended in 63 but things really started to go off the rails in 73. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me may as well get the wake up call. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holy wall of text The mdc is in you ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The sad thing is once you get outside of the usa, nobody likes american blacks, but they do their best to emulate them. its fucking funny. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe one day you can go and fetch grandma's slippers from the garden. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me zero {}, null ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ah Paris ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't have a cat anymore why do I need a vet for? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very fen worthy check it out. oddly enough it wants to be an it. everyone knows it's jack & diane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Propaganda from the Chiners really cool, check it out. if only football was anywhere near that cool. even in the cartoon everyone is a chiner, so I guess it's all good in the future. Imagine a future where .eu games are all played by ethinic chinese... LOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck is he saying or is it even that interesting? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but how can 'they' win? they aren't even in europe??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOLOL And a note about privacy. None of your ... data will be available to anyone other than you. We hope to use massive amounts of data to aid in analysis, but your individual data will "never" be seen by anyone else. LOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me obviously a fraud. http://shw.kuro5hin.fotopages.com/14458/Horny-Penguin.html there's no women on the intenret. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Can you point me to the one where mdc is famous Gives live readings of his essays on all network channels? We need to expunge that one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me At least This isnt one of them ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Better luck next time? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they pegged the future of the state on the ability to tax revenue of a stock?????? what the fuck, did anyone ever learn anything from 1929? I guess with Glass Stiegal repealed, nothing was learned at all. fuck the bailouts, let it burn! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we didn't start teh fire? but it was always burning? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 31.12 -2.91; (-8.55%) That is a drop of 18% from the $38 IPO. God help the dumbasses buying at 42++ 31.12 -2.91 (-8.55%) May 22 4:00pm ET - Disclaimer 30.84 -0.28 (-0.90%) After Hours Open: 32.61 High: 33.59 Low: 30.94 Volume: 100,947,183 Avg Vol: 374,448,000 Mkt Cap: 66.54B After Hours: 30.84 -0.28 (-0.90%) Going backwards is the new progress! no more shuttle, no more manned space projects, no more Concorde, we've not only peaked a long while ago, but we are in full decline. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wrong! and I'll tell you why, robots don't inspire people. uninspired people don't finance anything. you've been sold a sack of non progressive shit. we need heroes and leaders, not fucking java programmers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me John Glen$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and the westernification of everything people not falling in line, and the gulf between haves/havenots .. yeah widening. Not to mention all the chicks refusing the arraigned marriages, along with their new 'american midwestern' accents, high salaries, yeah there is big changes underfoot... also they have playboy & maxim now.. shits funny as fuck too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm going to try to get another g5 I wish I could have shipped my quad g5 out with me, but now it's rotting in storage... $150 for a dual 2Ghz box seems not too bad. Wasn't the 1st gen iphone dev done on the PPC? Maybe I can warp some lives. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah baby -12% 33.61 -4.62 (-12.09%) May 21 11:31am ET - Disclaimer Open: 36.53 High: 36.66 Low: 33.00 Volume: 97,605,295 Avg Vol: 580,587,000 Mkt Cap: 93.40B ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me puts can't trade in the first week thats why. Im sure a lot of idiots had it at a $33 buy or something which has to be why it keeps testing $33.60 over and over.... But yea, once you can short the fucker, $33 a share will be remembered fondly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Id' all but forgotten about TLSA I think the world has too. spending $100k to save $10 in fuel is... insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FB going public today is like COKE going public today... they've already gotten as many users as they will get, everyone knows the brand... the only thing that can save them is more users, which is what to drop the age limit? The CEO openly refers to his users as idiots, and FB certainly is not a trusted & respected brand, esp with all the security & total lack of confidentiality of member info.. Oh yeah also.. 31.55 -2.48 (-7.30%) May 22 10:03am ET - Disclaimer Open: 32.61 High: 32.96 Low: 30.98 Volume: 22,260,771 Avg Vol: 374,448,000 Mkt Cap: 67.78B ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Makes me glad I don't use it... Although the "growth" area of FB is mobile, and they don't get ads... I wonder if this is why everyone is trying to kill flash, and starve adobe/FB ... Those two should merge they deserve eachother ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's been 8 for the last 21 years so she's 29 now... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me When a guy approaches you with the ip, user/pass a Utility that "needs taking down for the people" at least know you've. Even set up, and you'll be a poster child of domestic cyber terrorism. Mike those kids are the future, and who is going to think of the childrens????? You are being played ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC puts down his beer his final swig was taken. It is time. Bravely he stands and recites the ancient words given to him in his quest for the purification of the lands in the name of the all mighty. La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.. It is done. He straps on his new vest, the one made with illicit 1980's CalTech technology. If only his friends could see him now he smirks to himself. But soon enough he knows the world will tremble at the mere mention of Mohammed Diya al Din Crawford. He exits his hovel with his trusty beret, forgoing the trademarked fedora, and he heads out into the world. The sun shines brightly overhead, already beads of sweat gather on his forehead.. He winces at the sun, and pulls out some sunglasses. As they say his future is so bright, he's got to wear some shades. He then walks out into the world, ready for anything, but is the world ready for him? Insha'Allah. I can save them the drive I think MDC is a clear & present danger, and instead of blowing him off as a lunatic, it'll just fuel his rage... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the least you can do is post the full thing so it'll live on forever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not even bmob threats could deter portlands entrepreneurs at startup weekend OregonLive reported that the threats were made by Michael David Crawford, who first appeared on Friday evening during the 60-second team pitches, which traditionally set the tone for the weekend. He reportedly disrupted the pitches by giving a rambling diatribe denouncing the entrepreneurs, stating, "Think about what you're leaving behind for your grandchildren. How many of these products you're making will be here in a hundred years? I want you to think about that." He then refused to leave after being asked to go since he was not taking part in the weekend's events. source I guess that is about all the fame he'll get. thankfully nobody will have any copies of his 'essays for humanity' in 100 years, let alone one. Anyways the bit was written by a WOMAN... no doubt the crawford stalking engine will be fully engaged... so this was the secret? damn, the boy is seeking that 15 minutes of fame again in the worst way possible.... no doubt this will not end well for him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one can only hope that his mom then can sue the all the mental hospitals & dr's that have discharged him, for neglect as he was clearly a danger to himself, and everyone around him.. the system has failed him by releasing him into the population, he should have been institutionalized for life. Funny thing is that he always fought to show that he was capable of providing for himself, but losing everything has really gotten him to lose it all. it's somewhat of a shame. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Once he lost bonita and took up speed, it's utterly destroyed him.... even drugs will fuck up the insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats why I'm scared I've lost everything, I'm a drug addiction away from being crawford. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me face book IPO ends up into fat sweaty banker palms good fucking riddance. word is that Morgan Stanley bought a shittonne of them to prop up the $38 price. word is 6 more days, and you can start getting put options. ride that mother fucker(zucker?) into the god damned ground. facebook, more like myfuckingworthlessspace.com. ha ha and zynga was halted TWICE today because its a fucking turd. Internet 2.0 is long gone. Everyone knows it's the student loans where the action is at, esp since those debts aren't forgivable..... Never thought of him As a terrorist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me big mistake I did that a few days ago and I'm still suffering the effects ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure rusty will look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome. He's accomplished more than most men, and without the use of his community. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What you didn't grow up as a little urban Achiever? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Little early to celebrate? Let us know how it runs in production ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just had 10 tequila sunrises jesus... im slightly buzzed, the cheap shit is... well. cheap. waste of $$ but it was local discount something like $3 a pop. And $1 worth IMHO. But all the beer I had prior just makes me gassy as fuck. Its 1am EST, 10PM local.... my eyes are burning from the fire of crawford. time to yes my sleep cycle is all fucked up too, im ready for a nap. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its all part of the secret v2 (tm) really why even bite, he's just a cocktease, he'll quickly forget about this, like being a communist, ogg frog, feeding froggs to the homeless, warplife, shipping his boxes of shit, trying to kill his mother or the rest of it. he's not just a wild train off the tracks, but he's crashed on the moon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have a bad headache I'm watching some fish swim around in a massive tank. Not all that drunk, but my sleep cycle is fucked. So now I'm sipping on cheap whiskey watching the fish swim in circles. It's been just over a month since she kicked me out... I'm more upset about losing what I thought was stability in my life. Veronica says I should stop running. But that's what I do best. Run Rabbit Run All that did was intensify my headache Im going to end up in a hotel room I don't think I can navigate the roads ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Suicede: A family affair ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hard hitting But I can already feel the excuses, and he'll just fucking shoot his mom ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Regrets to leave Caltech anymore. 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What you see is what you get. - Me You ever get the feeling that despite the world being a 'big place' we only get to visit a small fraction of it? Like most of the world is simply there for show, a placeholder. Are these billions of people even real? Do they have their own lives? their own thoughts? Wants? Wills? do they even dream? I went out to get really drunk this weekend, so I wanted to stay close to some bars in a casnio I liked. I've stayed there 3x for this reason alone so far. They boast over 1000 rooms. Its a big fucking building, but overall the casnio, restaurant floor really isn't even that big. It feels like it'd hold maybe a few hundred people max. Oh and every time I go there the same room. every fucking time. I've never even seen anyone else in the hallways in this place. Never waited for an elevator. Big place, but I always go to the same room, and never see anyone, its like I'm the only one there once I leave the casino floor. Maybe the isolation is getting to me, but I'm starting to feel utterly alone in a crowd. Bartenders are starting to recognize me, thats not good. Looks like I need to find a new favorite place. good olde eurostar I like how the prices vary wildly for no reason. have fun in france. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think once I can get there i'll go to the GC for a bit. I'm sure that'll be... fun... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i spend more of my time downtown the strip is fucking disneyland. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me there is some dairy based thing in Miami too... never been. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me me LOLOLOLOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I really can't blame you though Asian "italian" food is fucking horrible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a bunch of whiny alcoholics if only they did this, then my world would be happy, why can't they (the users) only behave as I see fit?? Ain't that a bitch, people doing whatever they want, anarchy sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's too bad (s)he won't live: But then again, who does? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Meh who cares? No doubt it was well deserved. All hail our absentee land lord. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought there was a war on bulling/free speech he should host a book burning to prove he's changed his ways! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what, no coke fueled binges? damn thats sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hoooooooboy yes, by increasing the 'talent' pool you've dropped the rarity of the skill, so yeah you've driven down wages, way to go fucker. So yes, you tuning pianos forced the other tuners to drop prices now that the competition has expanded. fuck.. And yes wikipedia has fucked things over for knowitalls, and libraries (remember them???) not to mention how many people can try to do things themselves instead of using unionized labour. And yes UNIX was up to research v4, which was the big C rewrite in 1973, and it included email... which you could use for annoying chain letters, which was about as retarded as a blog. Of course things didn't get globally annoying until 1978 with the invention of UUCP. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sitting in the dark watching some 39 year old tv show. sipping a handle of vodka posting on k5. put me out of my(our) misery. wasn't funny the first time not really funny the fifth.... I'm thinking Hawaii next. It sounds even more exciting/different. where would you go if you had nothing to lose? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and be surrounded by sweaty fat mid-westerners? oh wait you already are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol $850 for an oz of cocaine! who are they kidding??? $850.00 in 1973 had the same buying power as $4,513.44 in 2012. I uh.. think I'll stop there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but where? you only get to do that once, and I'd hate to have done it wrong, in the wrong place with the wrong equipment. sure, suicide is a rush job for some, just a fleeing feeling but I feel there needs to be more thought behind it... Tahiti? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only a guy tripping on LSD could change music like that.... I don't feel that depressed today but I got all the symptoms... its 2pm and I just got up and I don't give a fuck about the 300+ unread emails. fuck them all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rustina.com? llolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had to leave all my old machines behind. damn that sucked. Now I'm too broke to even think about buying anything old, only emulation ... :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god and finances never cease to amuse me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me smart horse ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me they've been going nuts here for a while on it, but betting on horses is complicated so I didn't bother. 5/5 & st pats day is amateur hour drinking at its worst. I'll be indoors, thank you very much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Al Jazera? no wait Russia today? Fox? MSNBC? no wait uh it sure as fuck isn't BBC ... CityTV? NY Post? The daily mirror!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sky news? CBS? CBC? NBC? WNBC? iTV? India today, REUTERS (lol), "arab news" ... no wait, NHK! ... or asahi! it's not all beeru! yeah I should have just left it with AJZ. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HER FIRST TIME (LAS VEGAS NV) I AM HER MOTHER ITS HARD TO SEE MY BABY GIRL GROW UP. TODAY SHE IS TWENTY ONE NEVER HAD SEX,,SHE IS BLACK LIKE ME, PRETTY, IS THERE ANYONE THAT WOULD LIKE TO TAKE US OUT TODAY, YOU SEE IT WILL BE HER FIRST DRINK, PLUS SHE WANT A WHITE MAN TO BE HER FIRST,,LOOK LET MEET FOR CASINO FUN,, ROSES WILL BE FINE FOR HER B-DAY. Wow talk about class act. I've started to notice my hands drying out, getting wrinkly. shit I guess as 40 approaches now I really will start to get old. fuck. it has to be a scam I was tempted to reply to see just what the fuck it is, but I'm too old to care now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if it is legit it's the creepiest thing I've read in a long while ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Have you thought about: Killing yourself? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i found a free tv today part of the joys of moving is rebuying everything. And that sucks. So imagine to my joy finding this cigarette infused tv on the curb! ok granted it weighs like 150lb, is a tube, but fuck now my ps3 and I are happily reunited. I should have taken pictures of the filth I've cleaned from this thing. Smokers should be embarassed. Ive wiped the tube down 5x, and each time the cloth is BLACK from the tar. A casino went bust across the road, and I can't help but wonder if it came from there. I bet they lifted a bunch of these, before someone pointed out that pawn stores won't even take old shit like this anymore. anyways I have to clean this fucker a few more times, and I'm going to play games in my crack den of an apt. Also this great place has 'free wifi' except neither my laptop, nor pc can use it for shit. So I connect my ps3, and I can hulu my fucking brains out, no jitter, no crashes. fuck. also being poor sucks ass. fallout newvegas. relevant and hard hitting. I should get the old sonic disc too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me plan 9 only shows that they got lucky with unix, right time/place. Not to mention by doing their best to avoid mainstream platforms like the i386/pc in the start would restrict it no nothing more than a curiosity. really if you have a 68k next, you going to run plan9 after paying another 10-20k for a license??? Yeah. excactly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cheap is the new expensive you know, *hipsters* .... god damn, I got so drunk last night I can barely see straight. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck sega! So on my iPhone I had bought a buch of old genesis games, among them was phantasy star II. For some reason I did the fucking iOS upgrade. I think you can see where I'm going with this... Fucking thing wiped my save games!!!! I'd just beaten the first couple of dungeons and was unlocking the dams!!!! Fuck!! My genesis is in storage 1500 miles away and I've got 2 months of income on some short term job left. For the first time in a whole I'm scared for the future... Fml hey hey hey this isn't linux! iTurds have to come from 3rd world slave labor! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you score tickets or what? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lololilolo Lollololololollololl ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry I didn't die but man I feel like I'd be happier dead. in other news, lol. I got an email from my parents today I haven't emailed them since I got kicked out. they were pushing her buttons so she apparently sent them some nasty diatribe, and I had just emailed them saying please don't email her anymore that we are over. fucking hell so an hour ago I got an email from them wanting help with some computer issue. a fucking email about a computer issue. Yeah you've lost everything, even your cat, and heh thats nice now help me with my 'computer issue'. I don't even know whats topping me from jumping from the 20th floor, other than every time I lean over the edge the vertigo/fear of heights is too intense. maybe nevada was a mistake, I'm utterly alone, although back 'home' I'd be alone among family. shit just reading this makes me feel more suicidal than anything else. Oh well I'm going to get drunk piss on the walls and pass out. of all the things I miss the cat the most. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the answer is use slave labour to insert the chips, machines cost too much to maintain. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Guess who is now a Nevada resident???? Even wih my felony arrests I fucking got in! Granted I'm the youngest by 30 years.. I scored a pad in Jurassic park. But there is a pool, and rent is 500 a month. I've lost everything I care about... And I've fallen to a new low. I'm stepping out to get drunk on the strip.. 30 rooms during the week, yo yeah you know the drill nothing counts against you, except everything does. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ain't it grand? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ex called Don't they always? Miss you etc and.... Mom is dying from cancer. No idea how long just yet. But isn't that the thing? Nobody knows. But I'm not going. Nope Not No X Which is pretty much what happened Now I just gotta find a cheap pad... That I won't get shot in. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah its about that kind of quality although I could pay most of these apts cash on hand for an entire year they insist you have a 'good job' which I don't. So I'm kind of fucked. I found some place willing to go month to month only (they are desperate) I just need to know if I can get a mailing address out of it, otherwise I may as well continue living in hotels.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was thinking Hawaii next but then again who knows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Week one, hotel 2 So the hotel I'm staying at bumped rates from 30 a night to 210 for tonight... So I'm changing venues.... Maybe I can score a cheap place on CL for weekends and I can live in casinos during the week... As long as I don't have to listen to the Fremont exp at 3am est !! Fuck! Also lots of aspiring strippers/hookers here.... But I'm not doing that shit again everywhere but clark county where vegas is. see what they did there? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And how, may I inquire do I get There? No license no bike no car, not even a skate board. Tell us moar of your fantasies from moms couch... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me drinking a lot in the desert is not... a good idea. no sir... I kind of dehydrated, ugh... I was at least getting to get out and talk to people, then I went to have dinner at some nice place, and I had to walk out... and sit in the shower for an hour.. ugh. feel so much like shit. its worse than any hangover, and I wasn't even that plastered. dammit. and the nose bleeds... fuck naturally its only going to get waaay hotter... way hotter. see, that is the problem I had only $100 worth of booze and I still feel like shit. I mean wtf, 20 beers, and 5 'drinks' ... damn. I still feel like I need to puke, and the gas, omg I don't think I've farted as much ever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's amazing to look off in the distance And see snow capped mountains while it's 100f here.. I'm drinking rum/cokes and 1:1 waters... Not going to be sick again!!! I should score some gator aidez laters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wasn't he a Muslim Err I mean terrorist anyways? Bujumbura!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sure why not? It'll be one of their last products anyways, Nokia is going to fold. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mind share Has the failures of OS/2, amiga and beos taught us anything? It's not about best but rather what any idiot can get. Taiwanese commodity computing won, just as the iPhone/pad is the c64 of mobile and the droid is the imbpc. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im in the airport waiting for mhy flight. so I can get on with my life. I get into vegas in the late evening which will suck. I was up until 3am packing and shit... its all fucked up. It'll be nice staying in a real hotel though. room service and all that shit. Really? I still remember going there when I was 14... They were all crazy about having us tap out the dirt on our shoes from the place... It's like Eco nazi out there.. The worst is the petrified forest... 3 logs is not a forest!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good olde suicide Im in Dallas and boy does this shithole make you want to jump! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't feel guilty as I guess I should...? as a matter of fact I feel elated. am I a bad person? Having been kicked out its like being set free. yeah told to get the fuck out.... http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2012/4/12/16919/2712 basically one fucked up sex night, and her constantly badgering me that she can always get someone else, and I'm replaceable, so I had enough of that shit, as she's been treating me like shit since the layoff thing and the whole thing ended with her kicking me out... I think it was part of the plan ever since I got laid off as she refused to add me to the lease.. So I've been living at will in her mind, just looking for the right time to cut me loose. Oh well what can I say I got fucking played. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a shame my quad g5 is not in storage im going to gut my amd 8core and take the board & disks with me to rebuild, but damn, I swear if anyone even thinks of loading some linux shit on there behind my back I'd fucking kill them deader than my cold dead dark heart. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tomorrow! bought the ticket last week, bought some luggage last night, and new clothes. I'm leaving all my old shit behind... I'm going to try to make this as clean of a break as possible. Even a keychain I bought the first time we met is going to the bin... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is pretty much what I had thought when I lost my passport and was stuck for a month+ she started talking crazy like I wasn't going to come back etc... I think she was shocked that I did come back... I think I know who it was anyways as she'd always talk on and on about them... Which is funny she said that the one guy who cheated on her did the same thing non stop, so that is how she knew he had cheated.... I'm never getting involved with an american again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $200 one way to vegas Fuck it ! Come Tuesday I'm out of here!! Meanwhile I'm in some local bar $2 beers. Lol south is cheap!! It's also like $30 a night on the strip During the week... The housing out there is still depressed so it'll be good for me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll post from the airport Sadly not a nonstop but I don't change planes ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh hi poooop ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I'm like 1/3rd the way being crawford I'm currently homeless after a fight with the gf... I couldn't take it anymore, her manipulation and she just tries to trick me into saying I dont want to be with her. so fuck it I said I dont want to be with her... thankfully she hasnt called the cops, but I've taken a few suitcases of shit out to some roach motel.. $190 a week. fuuuuck!. anyways I got a storage thing, I'm going to load up and head on out. Just got to figure out where to go. granted the craziness would be legendary but I don't think I could do it, you know crossing he k5 streams. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its easy the trick is the system locks you out on the forth try, so just walk away from the terminal, it'll reset, and you'll get another three tries. You can try passwords at random, or whatever you like. core dumps are fun, but sometimes they contain lots of gibberish, the key is to get some kind of source dump so you can examine internal data structures to get a better idea of what is where. While they are randomizing memory locations now, thank the gods that they still pass data in a uniform and well documented way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait what? not a single cross post of this gem yet? http://i.imgur.com/axqDN.jpg Im too lazy ot fix the html bullshit, fuckign thing always goes text only. $50 for a 6509? the only bitch about those is the handles on the sides that really aren't meant for holding the fucker... you really feel it in the 6513. That being said, if you look at the MFSC2 (you do have the routing engine right?) it takes old ass laptop memory, upgrade away. Also any ROM worth shit can boot from PCMCIA IDE disks... I used to keep a click handy for that kind of thing, way fucktonne faster than cisco flash, you may want to check out some pcmcia deal there... I prefered to run my CAT's in CATOS, and do the seperate router IOS for the MFSC's ... just like the 5000 with the RSM. I guess I'm old that that unified router OS shit is just that. Also BGP hasn;'t been updated that much a 1GIG router ought to be a competent peer. Failing that look at 7200's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meh still not bad but only one line card? max that fucker out but you'll probably need the 2500watt or 3500 watt Powersupplies..... I like the 6500's they are cool, fuck the fuckers who go on about 3750's and this stackable bullshit, clearly those dumbasses never learned a thing from the 3com 3300. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 3750s suck ass Fuckers idle at 50% CPU utilization. Cisco fucked up big time... Use 6503's ... Fuck even 1800s at 10 are more solid ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just put in one sup they don't fail that often, ive blown way more line blades than sups. 3u for 96 ports? I guess its 1u more than others but you could get a really kick ass l3 processor.... I'm just saying... also watchout with 3570 stacking, you'll see that if you enter config mode it'll start dropping packets. writing mem, could bring the whole thing down for a minute. im absolutely serious. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive been very dissapointed with cicsco as of late and so have ltos of people in the valley.. plenty are just going to china, and either having shit custom built, or no doubt buying up that clone shit.... cisco is going to be SUN'd real soon.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dead to the world. the frogg could have almost solved that pm issue but meh why bother? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm going ot have to it is the 25th anniversary of OS/2 after all! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hips of doom? You preggers? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Songbird Its everything the frog hoped it could be. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I knew a guy named art Big alcoholic, and soso unix guy. He was one of the good guys, not too biggoted but heh he was sure amusing when he got wasted at the hooker bar across the road from the call centre. Art was a violent alcoholic, but he was also a pencil necked weakling Good times! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Awwwwww shit Did he even have a last name? His email address was art@fuckedco He should be balding by now... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Gf said no anal sex Gotta try a new strategy to sell some shower curtain rings. End. what that fuck? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hal really killed the shit out of Pool with a one/two combo of depressurization & sending him out to oblivioun.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck I'm 36. and a guy. fuck shit fuck!@ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me two hoops one girl? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try an AZERTY keyboard. fucking frogs! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FNORD? 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What you see is what you get. - Me So Tyler was a gay j00? hate crimes yo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry I wear Orange. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm no mohammed ali so I guess I'm godzilla!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news, my g5 is back in action! It sure took long enough... One thing is for sure, 512MB of ram just wasn't enough to make the machine usuable and thus it detracted from my k5 experence using Windows 8, and IE 10 I Its only 2.5GB of ram, I didn't want to sink another $100 into this turd if it didn't warrent it, but it's nice to have itunes, quicktime, IE5, word, exel, chat, and virtual pc all going without running out of RAM...... the first g4' were cool so fast, but so fucking crippled with that OS 9 shit. And linux.. ugh. what a fucking disaster. Oddly enough Linux from 1999 is just as unusable then as it is today. There is a lot more that went into making OS X usable then a theme... nothing the nerd virgins would ever learn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so hes a forth nutjob. great I'l lthink of him every time I wished this thing had ARC firmware so I could load NT 4.0/PPC ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $30 for 2GB shipped... I guess that's not too bad. I figured if the machine was fucking up no point sinking more money into it.. But so far I've been able to load s bunch of shit without crashing... funny the difference bad memory can make in a machine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I prefer to stay in and wax the dolophin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sorry I only have Internet Explorer 5.23 on OS X 10.5.8 The good news is that I got new memory. Things seem better now. Thank you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I only fear that he finds god or some other shit, and gets some jew positive outlook on life. fuck that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hope he gets well he was an icon of the 1980's but the TV producers didn't like him and tried to marganalize him... I mean he still had SOLD OUT SHOWS.... And he nearly died doing what he loves most. smashing shit with a sledgehammer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sounds to me that you need ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck you, brottha! I'm hoping for $15 !!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who the fuck is buying tbills? last I heard the fed was buying them to prop up the party party! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he sold out years ago rusty tried too but they wouldnt' have him.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1st gen have them too how else you going to listen to your purchased itunes while reading the NYTimes? I figure the 5th or 6th generation however will NOT as by then Apple will have discovered blue tooth headsets & speakers, cutting the cord as it were. I bet they'll have induction based charging stations so they'll take FOREVER to fucking charge. but they'll look cool and the assholes will HAVE to have one or seventeen. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what ? of course there is a headphone jack! I used to play Sonic CD & Altered beast on mine, but I kind of gave up for some reason.... For some reason I wind up using my playbook far more, and I use my iPad as a bookend. Also check out Bluetooth speakers... better than a headset! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh thank god! so my 1st gen ipad, and G5 make me heterosexual! phew. dodged a fuckign bullet! Besides it isn't gay if you don't have a warplife pre-release... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Interesting article on the 'other' site How To Crash the US Justice System: Demand a Trial... "The U.S. Bill of Rights guarantees the accused basic safeguards, including a fair and speedy jury trial, but in this era of mass incarceration -- when our nation's prison population has quintupled in a few decades -- these rights are, for the overwhelming majority of people hauled into courtrooms across America, theoretical. More than 90 percent of criminal cases are never tried before a jury, in part because the Supreme Court ruled in 1978 that threatening someone with life imprisonment for a minor crime in an effort to induce him to forfeit a jury trial did not violate his Sixth Amendment right to trial. 'The truth is that government officials have deliberately engineered the system to assure that the jury trial system established by the Constitution is seldom used,' says Timothy Lynch, director of the criminal justice project at the libertarian Cato Institute. Now Susan Burton, head of 'A New Way of Life' (PDF), is helping to start a movement to demand restoration of Americans' basic civil and human rights by asking people who have been charged with crimes to reject plea bargains, and press for trial. 'Can we crash the system just by exercising our rights?' Burton says if everyone charged with crimes suddenly exercised his constitutional rights, there would not be enough judges, lawyers or prison cells to deal with the ensuing tsunami of litigation." I think you get the idea. run postfix it is what I run on oggfrog.net which then forwards to my Exchange server @ home root@debian:/etc/postfix# cat transport oggfrog.net smtp:MYHOMEFUCKINGADDRESS:SOMEBULLSHITPORT root@debian:/etc/postfix# cat main.cf myorigin = oggfrog.net mydestination = local_recipient_maps = local_transport = error:local mail delivery id disabled myhostname = smtp.oggfrog.net relay_domains = oggfrog.net mynetworks = 127.0.0.0/8 MYSELF/32 MYHOME/32 transport_maps = hash:/etc/postfix/transport postmap /etc/postfix/transport /etc/init.d/postfix reload It isn't that hard. What I don't get is that you are incapable of running servers, so why do you insist on trying? Just get a managed service already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude you can't tell the difference between XMS and EMS. You even had some schlep buy a fucking EMS board. God damn, if you want to go on and on about SYSV, just get Solaris 11, or UnixWare. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's part of the secret to feed the homeless, become a communist, get arrested, have others arrested, call 9-11 constantly, visit strippers, get 5150'd, fight mother, and now run a porn site???? jesus. somewhere in there I forgot about becoming an iPhone developer, shipping a product, and of course ogg motherfucking frogg. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its even worse than that! they have subway in Chiner!!!! Even right off line 13! Its the end of the world when subway teams up with those godless commies!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a good flick at least for ONCE drugs aren't demonized. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Went out to eat Drank earlier, want to start smoking again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Memory parity error Fucking Mac started crashing like crazy So I had to warez a diagnostic disc... Wtf Anyways the boot prom says all is well, but the extended diagnostics say the 1gb sticks are bad... Fuck. Now I gotta blow 30 on 2gb to get it back in action. Oh well the mdc short was worth it. On a plus, I found a PowerPC flash 10.1 client so I'm going to host my own fucking movies on oggfrog. Fuck nootune and super fuck to movie clips.com Fuck those faggots!!! It got worse Lol mechanical failure??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah Luckily this is the desktop (well minitower) version, it has way more fans than the iMacs.... Now I wonder is all the ram fucked up, or he parity errors have. Bit rotted the whole thing after I ran some updates... But I did make some mdc inspired art. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah yeah yeah but the video was worth it. Anyways it works with the 512MB installed so its not a complete brick.... I ordered a few more GB for it, so hopefully that'll sort it out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad he didn't know how to eject cd's from Open Firmware. I've fucked with it before on Sparcs, with NetBSD and then OpenBSD boot firmware. You see my father was in the NAVY..... Oh Command-Clover O F open firmware prompt.... eject cd weee! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me couldn't I just write that? allocate a MB, set it to a value, read it byte by byte, set it to another thing, recheck, then add another mb and repeat...? form userspace it doesn't sound that complicated.... I doubt its the MB as I pulled the 2GB of user ram, and while slower than fuck, it runs ok... esp since I could install 10.5 from the retail DVD but with the 2GB in it failed in the system copy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heroin! it's one hell of a drug! .. and the war for it and control of the silk road has been going on for a fuck load more than 100 years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Control the spice Control it all... Ever wonder why possession is such a harsh crime!? It's all control for the heroin. Just ask any mick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me big mistake animals are life long commitments, they aren't bad jewlery. get a cat because you want a cat for the rest of its life, not becasue they are fashionable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy for everyone free drugs for two, and drinks for everyone else. a happy day in the air. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what, you don't like free booze or state mandated drugs? Why not take a soma? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol I thought he was busy solving the software problem...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cock suckers at MOVIECLIPS done killed my video. Your video, 2012: A Crawford Odyssey, may have content that is owned or licensed by MOVIECLIPS. What a bunch of ignorant motherfuckers! I put in some time to reframe, and reset that. Meanwhile people who do 2001/Echos mashups are fucking free to go. So no doubt that Zach James is too busy feltching Rich Raddon's faggot ass to take notice of people who are blatantly using 2001 in sequential non altered format, but oh no pick on the little guy that recuts it into something else. I was going to do another with HAL/Crawford calling down to earth, sending up bowman (with some 2010 footage), then dave trying desperately trying to get Crawford to shut the fuck up, ending with bowman blowing out the hatch in his pod committing suicide into the void of space. But clearly Zach & Rich's gay antics are going to prevent all of this. Fuck these two faggots, and fuck MOVIECLIPS like WTF???? NO wonder they took down mega upload Shit was too easy to use. And it had a nice global reach, we can't havE crawfordian videos in the wild. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've got a headache from hell I was going to see if I could push out another video but.... it'll have to wait, I just feel like shit today. And 'm not in the mood to hear crawford going on and on... but then again should I even bother? I'd torrent it but I don't wnat to be a freedumb hating terrorist! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sad to hear but I understand, end of the line. When its not fun anymore gotta get a divorce and move on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FORMER_BEE_GUY_FRAME_ACCESS_VIOLATION or something like that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't work that much but when I do it is either out of country or at a minimum out of state. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How does it handle J00tube???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2012: A Crawford Odyssey Well here I am, day three of being a Mac Owner. I know it is disgusting. So the least I can do is show what I have been working on the last day and a half. Pepare yourselves for the ultimate Crawfordian experence. I give you: 2012: a Crawford Odyssey Ok I know that was gay, even by gay 5 standards. I forget where I even found the source rant from, but who gives a fuck? Anyways sorry its long, but you know his rants are... fucking LONG. I considered doing more of the 9-11 but that would mean I'd have to listen to it, to set it in some kind of meaningful manner... But maybe I will .... then again is the schtick done now? I like the idea of crawford rambling through an electronic voice over apes, being disconnected, then over the void of space... timeless and disembodied. But it would be funny, Dave unplugging him, and him going on and on about something in a frantic voice, ending with the death threat...? I donno, I like the idea tht this is a prelude to insanity, ending with the call.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I used this is not an emergency At the end, i thought it was fitting to end where the real insanity started..... But maybe ill do a tighter non synthetc crawford. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I almost think that Crawford fits into Kubricks detached wolrd of madness.... Maybe he was schitzo too? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ive already got 36 hours out of this, enjoy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if i could, id fire garage band now and start cleaning up the 9-11 call.... maybe another 2001 visit is woth it... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hope everyone that wanted to see it saw it. Some faggy outfit "movieclips.com" made sure it'll never be on J00tube again. faggots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If this works... I'll have something drink worthy in a bit... narturally its a mother fucking secret.. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are going to rub that thing out if you keep fapping like this. Or go insane. Either way it won't end well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me missed it but thanks for the thought. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Placeholder McNugent diary insert text here this space is intentionally left blank God willing I'm going to release something today.... ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just fix my fucking kernel panic already. jeeez. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL all his links are fucking 404'd. Solving the software problem indeed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you expect me to dig up Microsoft Word 5 for the Mac? That sounds like work, yo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know working out how to compile minivmac so I can get mac II support to mount up some old ass version of word to type in something sounds soooooooo exciting. fuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've dumped my own ROMS from a plus, a II, a SE30, and a Quadra 700. God damn, thats enough macs. Now I have this G5, you see and it kernel panics when I shut down after installing new software. perhaps you can see where I'm going with this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the good of k5 was there ever any good? Even the patron saint has turned to the dark side. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Have fun but don't fall off the cliff man. Its a long long way down. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure the US governmnt won't mind in the slightest about you basically taking food off of the CIA's table. Personally I wouldn't upset the largest drug dealer in the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I see you've been given the same productivity speech. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Buy a vps Blast away ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me For the love of Crawford Interval Since Last Panic Report: 34733 sec Panics Since Last Report: 1 Anonymous UUID: C0CFORDA-CRAF-0RDF-CRAW-CRASH0IGMFSB Wed Mar 7 22:07:49 2012 Unresolved kernel trap(cpu 0): 0x300 - Data access DAR=0x0000000080000018 PC=0x000000000006244C Latest crash info for cpu 0: Exception state (sv=0x4bbf5000) PC=0x0006244C; MSR=0x00009030; DAR=0x80000018; DSISR=0x00200000; LR=0x00062D90; R1=0x5F1E3910; XCP=0x0000000C (0x300 - Data access) Backtrace: 0x0041A510 backtrace terminated - unaligned frame address: 0x000067A4 Proceeding back via exception chain: Exception state (sv=0x4bbf5000) previously dumped as "Latest" state. skipping... Exception state (sv=0x5f0fd780) PC=0x944356A0; MSR=0x0000D930; DAR=0xE002F000; DSISR=0x42000000; LR=0x000130A8; R1=0xBFFFF4A0; XCP=0x00000030 (0xC00 - System call) BSD process name corresponding to current thread: Unknown Mac OS version: 9L31a Kernel version: Darwin Kernel Version 9.8.0: Wed Jul 15 16:57:01 PDT 2009; root:xnu-1228.15.4~1/RELEASE_PPC System uptime in nanoseconds: 34795719851277 unloaded kexts: com.cisco.nke.ipsec 2.0.3 - last unloaded 1159696340555 loaded kexts: com.cisco.nke.ipsec 2.0.3 com.apple.filesystems.cddafs 2.3.0 - last loaded 601864074110 com.apple.filesystems.ntfs 2.1 com.apple.iokit.IOUSBMassStorageClass 2.0.8 com.apple.driver.IOBluetoothSCOAudioDriver 2.1.9f10 com.apple.driver.IOBluetoothA2DPAudioDriver 2.1.9f10 com.apple.filesystems.autofs 2.0.2 com.apple.driver.AppleTopazAudio 2.5.8f1 com.apple.driver.AppleOnyxAudio 2.5.8f1 com.apple.iokit.IOBluetoothSerialManager 2.1.9f10 com.apple.driver.DiskImages 199 com.apple.iokit.CHUDUtils 156.8 com.apple.GeForcePPC 5.4.8 com.apple.iokit.CHUDProf 156.8 com.apple.nvidia.nv40halppc 5.4.8 com.apple.driver.AudioIPCDriver 1.0.6 com.apple.driver.AppleHWSensor 1.9d0 com.apple.iokit.AppleBCM5701Ethernet 2.2.3b1 com.apple.driver.AirPortBrcm43xx 367.91.22 com.apple.driver.IOI2CSMUSat 1.9d0 com.apple.driver.IOI2CLM7x 1.9d0 com.apple.iokit.IOFireWireIP 1.7.7 com.apple.driver.AppleK2Driver 1.7.2f1 com.apple.driver.PowerMac11_2_PlatformPlugin 3.4.0d0 com.apple.driver.IOI2CMaxim6690 1.9d0 com.apple.driver.AppleSMUMonitor 1.9d0 com.apple.driver.IOI2CMaxim1631 1.9d0 com.apple.driver.AppleI2S 1.0.1f1 com.apple.driver.CSRUSBBluetoothHCIController 2.1.9f10 com.apple.driver.IOI2CPulsar 1.5.2d0 com.apple.driver.IOI2CControllerSMU 1.1.1d2 com.apple.iokit.IOUSBHIDDriver 3.4.6 com.apple.driver.AppleUSBComposite 3.2.0 com.apple.iokit.IOSCSIMultimediaCommandsDevice 2.1.1 com.apple.iokit.SCSITaskUserClient 2.1.1 com.apple.driver.XsanFilter 2.7.91 com.apple.iokit.IOATABlockStorage 2.0.6 com.apple.driver.AppleUSBHub 3.4.9 com.apple.iokit.IOATAPIProtocolTransport 1.5.3 com.apple.iokit.IOUSBUserClient 3.5.2 com.apple.driver.AppleK2SATA 1.0.4f2 com.apple.driver.AppleGPIO 1.3.0d0 com.apple.driver.MacIOGPIO 1.3.0d0 com.apple.driver.AppleMPIC 1.5.3 com.apple.driver.AppleI2C 4.0.0d2 com.apple.driver.IOI2CControllerPPC 1.1.1d2 com.apple.driver.AppleFWOHCI 3.9.7 com.apple.driver.AppleKauaiATA 1.2.1f4 com.apple.driver.AppleK2SATARoot 1.0.5b1 com.apple.driver.AppleUSBEHCI 3.4.6 com.apple.driver.AppleUSBOHCI 3.4.6 com.apple.driver.AppleK2 1.7.2f1 com.apple.driver.AppleSMU 1.2.1d1 com.apple.driver.AppleMacRiscPCI 3.4.0 com.apple.driver.AppleFlashNVRAM 1.0.5 com.apple.security.seatbelt 107.12 com.apple.nke.applicationfirewall 1.8.77 com.apple.security.TMSafetyNet 3 com.apple.BootCache 30.4 com.apple.driver.AppleMacRISC4PE 2.0.4d9 com.apple.driver.AppleOnboardAud` who were you anyways not that it matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how long until you buy a new iPad http://www.apple.com/ipad/#video just look at that shit, quad cpu and quad density display! wow you are very patient! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im using my ipad as a bookend. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry wrong dupe! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me check out the dude with the fucked up neck he's a terrorist too! http://www.dekalbmugs.com/?city=All&date=2012-03-04&id=1431222 Must be a fun place. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me More Linux users in the wild this is why there will never be a 'year of the Linux desktop'. NEVER. Even the Chiners are trying to copy the failure that is YOTD, but to no avail. Now that Android thing... if it makes the leap to 64bit, with some swanky quad core ARM cpu's maybe it'll be a shift in the market, but probaly not. How much angry birds can one person take??? so will the movie prometheous... or whatever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a new age. if you want to run OS 7 shit, either get a m68k cpu, or write an emulator... in javascript! I know you can do it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I browse K5 with IE 5.2 on a PPC so I too can pretend it's 2005, and I'm working with cutting edge tech! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you probably taste red why not kill yourself instead? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Damn I had shit to do, all you had to say is ban him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me red is not a flavour. red is not a flavour. red is not a flavour. next you'll tell me that 'red' tastes like chicken. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me red there is no 'flavour' ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all you need is the punchline scroll to the end. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so its a post renfaire killing amirite? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Day one as a PowerPC refugee While this thing does have TOSLINK audio in & out there is something lacking in iTunes. Or that iLife shit too. But it's fun to edit videos. Which kind of gives me an idea.... But jewtube only lets me upload 15minutes worth.... I'll have to kick this artisitc project in gear soon enough. But now I need to sift through boxes of DVD's looking for some source materials. shit man, shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Egil is a little more insane than I had imagined. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me because you don't care also 32bit is so 1977. Even my g5 is 64bit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bet there are more VMS users than BeOS. riddle me that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you gonna jump in? LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me splish splash. Do you guys have her shuffling tapes or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf man? like one second apart forthe same answer.... shit. shit shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pheremones careful, its a prelude to that 'love' thing in spring. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I blame IE 5 or OS X, whatever. it's still too weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good idea let them fight to the death for subsidezed housing. Or is the underlining story, the youth will never get into a place to live without sovietesque backing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what was the old usenet group? alt.pave.the.earth ? good times. good times. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In honor of Crawfordfreedom week I've gone ahead and bought a G5 Macintosh. Model Name: Power Mac G5 Quad Model Identifier: PowerMac11,2 Processor Name: PowerPC G5 (1.1) Processor Speed: 2.5 GHz Number Of CPUs: 4 L2 Cache (per CPU): 1 MB Memory: 2.5 GB Bus Speed: 1.25 GHz Boot ROM Version: 5.2.7f1 Serial Number (system): CRAWCOCK6W Besides installing Internet Explorer, and posting here, I can't think of anything to do with it. I have a PowerPC G5 none of that Intel crap so yes, I can install some power apps... Not sure about OS 8/9 shit thought, but maybe its an option,, then I can load Oni! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 10.5.8 and I use IE to support the Microsoft Apple alliance. After all, who'd have thought a mere 150MM investment in Apple would result in the largest corporation in the world!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Where would i even find it? As far as i can tell, the nextstep people obliterated it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I feel fine How about you? Lol must be some eurofag invasion or something. good luck with the PS3. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think after his last dump he's taken his insanity into the real world... but really I think the war is over, no? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Make it ugly too Like drudgereport.... People love that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1988... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_Universe_(Red_Dwarf) wow so long long ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah, it was really cool. contrary to what everyone says, the 80's were awesome! Ever since the decline of the USSR, its been downhill, america is now unchecked as an empire, just as hitlor without the j00z was just some asshole that hired hugo boss to make uniforms for his private army. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why would they need us? we don't produce anything! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I still think redqueen lurks But I'm sure by now she got a life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she gave away spunk? or whatever it was? not that it matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't matter your browser leaks shit, they know where the request originated, the rough delay of how much shit there is between you and it, the order on which portions of a page are loaded, and the behaviour of scripts. And a lot of the paranoid will nmap your ip for a 'signature' to see if its your router with the same port setup as you dhcp around. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my warp drive is failing i managed to fix it. wtf is with trekkies and their broken ass shit. Anyway i only had to listen to nerd virgins complain for a few years but it felt likea lifetime. But the error may come back again something about sikhs and sabotage. i really need to make sure that frenchman doesnt fuck it up again and who the fuck said that he could sing disk probably sucked in your crack poor thing ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure the toxins in your crack happily dissolved the seal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ever since LV-426 Newt hasn't been the same. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's never going to take it down. never. why? because, fuck you! that's why. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me read any of crawfords gay exploits and there you go. I swear he's BPD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me getting fucked with telephone poles. hirez. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you like 12? buy a real gun, not only is not painted in gay colours like orange, but it's pretty fucking efficient at silencing free speech. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why it's their country but wait it's OUR heroin, and right of way for oil pipelines right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Go Go power rangers! still waiting for the 'go fuck yourself' diary. We already took care of that I got the -1 on it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Go not at bad little transit company. I like how Miami has a bunch of their used trains. Oddly enough I've ridden Metro Rail (fail) more then I've ever been on the Go train. Go a fun game. no not really. it's too bad she won't live but then again who does? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is worse is that all it'd do is clear the way for president Schwarzenegger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no. faker. LOL you muse be a chick if you can't fake a FB account. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lying and deception are our forte! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me women always make up insane bullshit even a computer can spot it. More so who would even care about FB or if their fake account got banned, and just not make another? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me useful for what? confessing to big brother what you are doing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me has it ever occured to you that you are suffering the wrath of the special treatment? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me could be.... mine clashes with some semi famous nerd virgin. No doubt that fucks me up, esp with .nz & .au people. fucking virgins. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And so it begins No wait it's been going on for quite some time ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello from windows 8 consumer ah shit. I've been consumed. but I like comic sans its sooo oprofessional1! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more uptime than MDC? or k5 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Well at least there is some good news. no more Monkeys reunions. not like anyone gives a fuck, least of all me, but.. I probably should have held onto this to push down the inevitable crawfordian celebration. if the case were dismissed then there wouldn't be any statute of limitations as that violates double jeopardy. the state only gets one shot at a conviction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thought it was the other way around oh well wonder how the DA fucked this one up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't tell me it has anything to do with docking a phone, and copying a video...? what the fuck could have gone wrong? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Probably celebrating with Fifty Kay worth of stripper. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tornado warning shit SHIT shit nobody died. but I'm getting good wind so... maybe there is still hope. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me People always underestimate Fog, especially when they go off the road and into the canals... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are giving up the election LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he never emailed me his shitty site, nor any domains ... so he's just dust in the wind if he became an hero. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me on windows I just plug my phone in, it'll pop up in explorer and I copy the files out. the DCIM folder just presents itself like a good digital camera. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a lifetime of saving no doubt but since his ass is there (hopefully) I can only hope that she gets the 50k back.... not sure how bail works, never got it, I was a RoR kinda guy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me indeed that is the breaking point when he started to destroy his mom's life. like WTF? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder if it'll run songbird free audio on a super cheap pc. plus its from the Elite/Frontier guy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me linux root@debian:/usr/src/libpcap-1.2.1# apt-get install libpcap0.8-dev Reading package lists... Done Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done Package libpcap0.8-dev is not available, but is referred to by another package. This may mean that the package is missing, has been obsoleted, or is only available from another source However the following packages replace it: libpcap0.8 E: Package 'libpcap0.8-dev' has no installation candidate FUCK YOU LINUX im just building from source fuck this package bullshit. of course in the wild world of windows I just download & install but apparently that is.... too easy for the one size fits fucking nobody in the common kernel world of linux. wow they fucked that shit up good! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its already installed actually I want to filter packets from a capture, and the easiest way is to use pcap to parse it.. fuck, why does it have to be so fucking hard??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me naturally configure ran fine without flex/bison ... and produced a library that can't parse shit. oh well, this is the price of ESR's freedom. I got to check out reactOS. fuck linux it's a shitty SYSV anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me obligatory fuck the police! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOAN WOLFS LOL I LIKE THE BANKER PUN!!! NOTICE A MILLION NEGROS MARCH NOBODY DOES A SHIT. A THOUSAND HIPSTERS PROTEST THE FED AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that high? there was some thing where one guy put on FB he was going to protest the fed, and they NYPD and fed "police" scrambled 300+ officers to greet him. Know you your owners are.... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jsut don't broadcast them and rememeber to accidently leave your personal transponder home. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me by telling him not to he will. by telling him to do something horrid he will. If the state has any sense he'll be back in prison for the long long haul (64bits worth at least). He may be enough of a PITA that they just push him out of the way, although I think they've been doing that for quite a while, but his 9-11 antics are just too much for them to ignore because they are RECORDED in a easy to obtain manner. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he isn't going to help but you can bet that he'd try to have him committed for getting all worked up about it. And a few weeks later MDC would be threatening to sue Blaster over MDC's own negligence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its all part of BPD A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation. Of course this is only one of many symptom areas he exhibits time and time again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hallucinations are part of mania but there is no reason he can certainly have both at the same time.... Funny how he feels so abandoned by his father he mentions him constantly unless its some kind of story about HIS life in which he hates his father. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I WAS GOING TO WRITE IT UP BUT I COULDNT BE ASSED. HE'S GOT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER. Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment. Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5 A pattern of unstable and intense interpersonal relationships characterized by alternating between extremes of idealization and devaluation. Identity disturbance: markedly and persistently unstable self-image or sense of self. Impulsivity in at least two areas that are potentially self-damaging (e.g., promiscuous sex, excessive spending, eating disorders, binge eating, substance abuse, reckless driving). Note: Do not include suicidal or self-injuring behavior covered in Criterion 5 Recurrent suicidal behavior, gestures, threats or self-injuring behavior such as cutting, interfering with the healing of scars (excoriation) or picking at oneself. Affective instability due to a marked reactivity of mood (e.g., intense episodic dysphoria, irritability or anxiety usually lasting a few hours and only rarely more than a few days). Chronic feelings of emptiness Inappropriate anger or difficulty controlling anger (e.g., frequent displays of temper, constant anger, recurrent physical fights). Transient, stress-related paranoid ideation, delusions or severe dissociative symptoms HE IS 100%. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not even a contender for the highscore. we only celebrate iphone developers who don't ship and other masturbatory fantasies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no relation this guy fucking shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they still do those friendship tours? probably the easiest way there I've heard is to go to China, and then visit the embassy.... I hear its some 10k to get in. Chase bank is like f'ing everywhere and your best bet to funnel money but there are no secrets they'll know damned well what you are doing. You'll want to watch this: http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3 these guys got themselves to N Korea... Getting into North Korea was one of the hardest and weirdest processes VICE has ever dealt with. After we went back and forth with their representatives for months, they finally said they were going to allow 16 journalists into the country to cover the Arirang Mass Games in Pyongyang. Then, ten days before we were supposed to go, they said, "No, nobody can come." Then they said, "OK, OK, you can come. But only as tourists." We had no idea what that was supposed to mean. They already knew we were journalists, and over there if you get caught being a journalist when you're supposed to be a tourist you go to jail. We don't like jail. And we're willing to bet we'd hate jail in North Korea. But we went for it. The first leg of the trip was a flight into northern China. At the airport, the North Korean consulate took our passports and all of our money, then brought us to a restaurant. We were sitting there with our tour group, and suddenly all the other diners left and these women came out and started singing North Korean nationalist songs. We were thinking, "Look, we were just on a plane for 20 hours. We're jet-lagged. Can we just go to bed?" but this guy with our group who was from the LA Times told us, "Everyone in here besides us is secret police. If you don't act excited then you're not going to get your visa. So we got drunk and jumped up onstage and sang songs with the girls. The next day we got our visas. A lot of people we had gone with didn't get theirs. That was our first hint at just what a freaky, freaky trip we were embarking on... -- VICE Founder Shane Smith also go to the library get the mandarin pimsleur... maybe the Korean one too. at least do chapter one, saying hello to people smiling and acting polite will score you big points. Bigger if you can say sorry you don't speak Chinese/Korean. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well its a felony to carry more than 10k in USD out of the USA.. you have to declare it. not sure how americans get money but everywhere else people are free to do whatever they want. Naturally that doesn't apply to americans, or north koreans. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this way he can experence the direction america is headed. what do you think those 30,000 drones across america are for? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they'll just take your euros and buy blue label, cigars and other shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Cuba?? Americans can't go there. You know being all that free and shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL come to america! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh god he's going to go full circle and become hugin, isn't he? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then we can get on with our lives living knowing that oggfrog doesn't exist, and warplife was a fraud. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks I was looking for that. jesus what is wrong with those people?!?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me skip to the last minute otherwise it's him rambling on and on about who knows what. even the 9-11 operator didn't pay attention. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me okok forward a name to the same place and i'll set it up. groan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me .org this isn't an ISP. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit it could verywell be wiki.crawfordfree.net whatever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought his grandstanding for 'all humanity' was an obvious plea for help.... dont' understand why he isn't tazed, and taken in. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is exactly what I was thinking, odd no talk until today (court ordered) any mentions of a pdoc. he's out of control no doubt another sucksess of the american health care system. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NAW ITS ALL THAT FAG TALK FROM IDIOCRACY ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp! etc etc! I just need to go somewhere quite to listen. Also LOL on the choice of an ogg file... noobody can play that shit, so now I have to look for ogg2wav, then lame it to MP3. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a sad tale the author went mad, got divorced and tried to have his own mother committed. In the end he made public threats to the police officers, and they locked him away. so now I don't have any ogg players for BeOS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck that piece of shit I'll install songbird if I must. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -6 fuck. I'll never get to dump one. pINING FOR THE fjOREDes wait ,what ? how is reddit treating you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a lot of look at this link I found to ... a gross picture (wtf) or some random girl (gonewild)... otherwise, there is no real 'feel' to it.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah the old reddit switcharoo.... ok i thought that was 'funny' but then its trivial to trigger that guy and ive gotten him to do a few... good lord its so... 99% not doing anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the new american dream is just getting by, so yeah its snobish. Also how is that gitmo going? open for business? War in Iraq? yeah 100,000+ mercenaries War in Afghanistan? fuck yeah, 50,000 mercenaries If you believe any of this bubble gum politicking then you may as well go ron paul, just look at the price of GOLD! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GOOD NEWS! Phillip J. Fry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck is this shit in the Q? you know the drill MTV;VTD. good luck with this endeavor. let us know when you ship something so that we can support a successful mobile developer with ads, and customers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck you fuck AA and it's government sanctioned religion bullshit. like you even have the slightest idea what you are talking about, esp while you are tripping on SPEED right now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you forgot that your dad was in the navy, that you idolize your gay grandfather, north koreans who like lemonaid, and of course various secrets, treatments and death threats. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck? look they play the last minute of that call and its all over. When your motion for appeal is denied, and you find yourself with another four years of prison time, you'll eventually think... SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE FUCKING PLEA. Trust me, this won't even make it to the first round of appeals. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mike you are out of your fucking mind that death threat to zimmerman is as clear as it can get. did you check the 9-11 log? they write it down immediately that you've committed a crime, right there in the fucking LOG! If the "special treatment" is fucking yourself up, what next? A meth lab in your mom's home? How about a drive by? bank robbery? You are completely out of touch with reality. get committed already, you are a clear & present danger to everyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me out of curriositty what year is it? who is the vice president? who leads the soviet union? where is your father? why do you hate your mother? when did you become a communist? at what point did you panic over threatening to kill a police officer and concoct this xivil disobediance bullshit? hopefully youll get five years in a nuthouse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i think at this point he's trying to seize her estate, and celebrate with pizza parties, strippers and some grand legal quest. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's too busy posting here & masturbating while trying to get his mother committed so he can spend what money she has left. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meanwhile i have a felony arrest (no conviction) and get endless shit for it. i can only imagine what a conviction will get crawford. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me used to but yea, and i had to get exec signoff, but they would always do it.... i dont know what im going to do for a new job, the people who laid me off keep offering extensions, but i fucking hate them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was pre trial my shark got it to just an arrest, no conviction.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck that means Im a criminal mastermind in the world of parking fines. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no only small people live in fear. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ATTENTION MEN IN BLACK PAJAMAS: Dude. Worthy fucking adversary. Also the crazy motherfucker should take the plea deal. Congrats but I'm still fucking jealous. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have a child with that crack whore and force both the child & the whore to read the insane and incoherent ramblings of MDC. You'll be a fucking jailhouse LEGEND. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's a winner 2 girls at once, for YEARS! millions of pounds!, world travel, and he calls the queen out without reprimand! you wish you were david icke. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck the secret we only do special treatments... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What the fuck were you Thinking calling 9-11 for entertainment??? You directly threatened to kill a ducking police officer. This isn't some drinks doom crazed riddle, you aren't the joker, fuck not even the penguin!!!! It's over mike, namely you are over. Maybe you'll get five years in the loony bin. But you are clearly insane as nobody is going to give a real name/address to someone who utilizes then lashes out and tries to commit everyone around them. Fuck you, and your borderline personality bullshit!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FUCK STROUSTRUP SO THIS COCKSUCKER THAT GAVE US C WITH CLASSES IS GOING TO GIVE US C++ 11. THANKS FOR THE STRINGS ASSHOLE. SORRY DIPSHIT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FRAMEWORKS. C GAVE US LIBC C++ GAVE US LIBC WITH STRINGS. WONDER WHY JAVA IS EATING C++'S LUNCH? YEAH. FUCK YOU STROUSTRUP. its all fun and games next thing you know, esp working with Indians & novices (ok I repeated myself) is that you've created MFC. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then you'd have nothing to optimize ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ginger sliced Crystallized Ginger Slice Crystalized Ing: Ginger, cane sugar, sulphur dioxide, (may contain one or more of the following: citric acid, calcium chloride (improves product texture), sodium metabisulfate (retains color). Net Wt/Ct 1.08lb Unit Price $4.25/lb Total Price $4.59 I'm back in the land of the drones But eat ginger raw? I guess I could I usually steep it or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how about lead & copper I think lead at least has been somewhat stable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only one way to find out Visit them and demand the truth. Also have Crawford call 9-11 and talk about his conspiracies to manufacture meth in the early 1980's and manufacture automatic weapons. He's good a machining. You see his father was in the Navy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your death threat was pretty damned clear. you even said you were aware of it being illegal but wanted it on record that you'd kill him. since you didn't even try to say "no not really", and make it a fight for the tape to go on about context, instead you clearly threatened to kill him. Basically you'll be spending at least five years in prison after a somewhat extended stay in an asylum. You've fucked up big time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's like a stupid lex luthor! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont think the lies register through his crazy. he thinks he is going to argue before the supreme court, and get medals and shit. And that when he says that he is going to beat someone to death he means it in jest, unless its being recorded, where he wants it in public record that he is going to beat them to death. Besides isn't he busy trying to start his own religion? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YOUR ONLY HOPE IS TO GET THE TAPE THROWN OUT. BUT THAT WONT' HAPPEN. ACT CRAZY, MAYBE THEN YOU'LL GET COMMITTED. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds about right or what they usually do is leave some kind of arrest, but not give a conviction.... you know, enough to trip you up in the system. But fuck, a felony arrest is NOTHING compared to a felony conviction. You'd have to be fucking a manic crawford to pass that up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can't 3 this hard enough his goose is cooked. I mean just listening/reading his death threat... wow. how could anyone think that he didn't mean it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Targeted ads.... Arrested For A Sex Crime? You Need a Skilled NY Sex Crimes De fense Lawyer Over 30 yrs Experience That's right they can't even fucking spell defence. maybe the site cookie for k5 confuses the overall system so that we are all Christians who have raped? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that was rather minimalistic, now wasn't it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like how Canada enabled the Iraqi war way to go guys! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me feed them to the lions then the christ must be put to death ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ORL? shit i'll have to buy some patches. do they require s fucking prescription or some shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tell me more about the dreams are they in color? can you taste & touch? what about the lights? can you turn them off? how about lucid dreaming is it easier? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its a good movie but i've never been able to control the light or lack of.... I've found if I am somewhat .. lucid I can leave by opening a door... Or I just pull some Akira shit, and reform the world as I desire. Its fucking awesome. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no limits I've been to the stars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my gf has those. bad too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus that shit scares me Just reading the box is enough to scare the shit out of me... Following is a list of treatment-emergent adverse events reported by patients treated with Chantix during all clinical trials. The listing does not include those events already listed in the previous tables or elsewhere in labeling, those events for which a drug cause was remote, those events which were so general as to be uninformative, and those events reported only once which did not have a substantial probability of being acutely life-threatening. Blood and Lymphatic System Disorders. Infrequent: anemia, lymphadenopathy. Rare: leukocytosis, splenomegaly, thrombocytopenia. Cardiac Disorders. Infrequent: angina pectoris, arrhythmia, bradycardia, myocardial infarction, palpitations, tachycardia, ventricular extrasystoles. Rare: acute coronary syndrome, atrial fibrillation, cardiac flutter, cor pulmonale, coronary artery disease. Ear and Labyrinth Disorders. Infrequent: tinnitus, vertigo. Rare: deafness, Meniere's disease. Endocrine Disorders. Infrequent: thyroid gland disorders. Eye Disorders. Infrequent: conjunctivitis, dry eye, eye irritation, eye pain, vision blurred, visual disturbance. Rare: acquired night blindness, blindness transient, cataract subcapsular, ocular vascular disorder, photophobia, vitreous floaters. Gastrointestinal Disorders. Frequent: diarrhea. Infrequent: dysphagia, enterocolitis, eructation, esophagitis, gastritis, gastrointestinal hemorrhage, mouth ulceration. Rare: gastric ulcer, intestinal obstruction, pancreatitis acute. General Disorders and Administration Site Conditions. Frequent: chest pain, edema, influenza-like illness. Infrequent: chest discomfort, chills, pyrexia. Hepatobiliary Disorders. Infrequent: gall bladder disorder. Investigations. Frequent: liver function test abnormal, weight increased. Infrequent: electrocardiogram abnormal, muscle enzyme increased, urine analysis abnormal. Metabolism and Nutrition Disorders. Infrequent: diabetes mellitus, hyperlipidemia, hypokalemia. Rare: hypoglycemia. Musculoskeletal and Connective Tissue Disorders. Frequent: arthralgia, back pain, muscle cramp, musculoskeletal pain, myalgia. Infrequent: arthritis, osteoporosis. Rare: myositis. Nervous System Disorders. Frequent: disturbance in attention, dizziness, sensory disturbance. Infrequent: amnesia, migraine, parosmia, psychomotor hyperactivity, restless legs syndrome, syncope, tremor. Rare: balance disorder, cerebrovascular accident, convulsion, dysarthria, facial palsy, mental impairment, multiple sclerosis, nystagmus, psychomotor skills impaired, transient ischemic attack, visual field defect. Psychiatric Disorders. Infrequent: disorientation, dissociation, libido decreased, mood swings, thinking abnormal. Rare: bradyphrenia, euphoric mood. Renal and Urinary Disorders. Frequent: polyuria. Infrequent: nephrolithiasis, nocturia, urethral syndrome, urine abnormality. Rare: renal failure acute, urinary retention. Reproductive System and Breast Disorders. Rare: sexual dysfunction. Frequent: menstrual disorder. Infrequent: erectile dysfunction. Respiratory, Thoracic and Mediastinal Disorders. Frequent: epistaxis, respiratory disorders. Infrequent: asthma. Rare: pleurisy, pulmonary embolism. Skin and Subcutaneous Tissue Disorders. Frequent: hyperhidrosis. Infrequent: acne, dry skin, eczema, erythema, psoriasis, urticaria. Rare: photosensitivity reaction. Vascular Disorders. Frequent: hot flush. Infrequent: thrombosis. Chantix has also been studied in a trial conducted in patients with stable cardiovascular disease, a trial conducted in patients with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) and a trial conducted in generally healthy patients (similar to those in the premarketing studies) in which they were allowed to select a quit date between days 8 and 35 of treatment ("alternative quit date instruction trial"). In the trial of patients with stable cardiovascular disease, more types and a greater number of cardiovascular events were reported compared to premarketing studies. Treatment-emergent (on-treatment or 30 days after treatment) cardiovascular events reported with a frequency 1% in either treatment group in this study were angina pectoris (3.7% and 2.0% for varenicline and placebo, respectively), chest pain (2.5% vs. 2.3%), peripheral edema (2.0% vs. 1.1%), hypertension (1.4% vs. 2.6%), and palpitations (0.6 % vs. 1.1%). Deaths and serious cardiovascular events occurring over the 52 weeks of the study (treatment emergent and non-treatment emergent) were adjudicated by a blinded, independent committee. The following treatment-emergent adjudicated events occurred with a frequency 1% in either treatment group: nonfatal MI (1.1% vs. 0.3% for varenicline and placebo, respectively), and hospitalization for angina pectoris (0.6% vs. 1.1%). During non-treatment follow up to 52 weeks, the adjudicated events included need for coronary revascularization (2.0% vs. 0.6%), hospitalization for angina pectoris (1.7% vs. 1.1%), and new diagnosis of peripheral vascular disease (PVD) or admission for a PVD procedure (1.4% vs. 0.6%). Some of the patients requiring coronary revascularization underwent the procedure as part of management of nonfatal MI and hospitalization for angina. Cardiovascular death occurred in 0.3% of patients in the varenicline arm and 0.6% of patients in the placebo arm over the course of the 52-week study. Adverse events in the trial of patients with COPD and in the alternative quit date instruction trial were quantitatively and qualitatively similar to those observed in premarketing studies. Postmarketing Experience The following adverse events have been reported during post-approval use of Chantix. Because these events are reported voluntarily from a population of uncertain size, it is not possible to reliably estimate their frequency or establish a causal relationship to drug exposure. There have been reports of depression, mania, psychosis, hallucinations, paranoia, delusions, homicidal ideation, aggression, hostility, anxiety, and panic, as well as suicidal ideation, suicide attempt, and completed suicide in patients attempting to quit smoking while taking Chantix [see Boxed Warning, Warnings and Precautions (5.1)]. Smoking cessation with or without treatment is associated with nicotine withdrawal symptoms and the exacerbation of underlying psychiatric illness. Not all patients had known pre-existing psychiatric illness and not all had discontinued smoking. There have been reports of hypersensitivity reactions, including angioedema [see Warnings and Precautions (5.2)]. There have also been reports of serious skin reactions, including Stevens-Johnson Syndrome and erythema multiforme, in patients taking Chantix [see Warnings and Precautions (5.3)]. There have been reports of myocardial infarction (MI) and cerebrovascular accident (CVA) including ischemic and hemorrhagic events in patients taking Chantix. In the majority of the reported cases, patients had pre-existing cardiovascular disease and/or other risk factors. Although smoking is a risk factor for MI and CVA, based on temporal relationship between medication use and events, a contributory role of varenicline cannot be ruled out. Don't forget about 'vivid dreams' and suicidal tendencies..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hes a singularity collapsing onto himself. what would normally take years is now a simple matter of days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its bonita all over again read my essay or I'll beat you to death or whatever. he's got anger issues, and is clearly a clear and present danger to himself & those around him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first he'll shower you in CD's then regret it, stalk you for decades then promise to show up in a pinstripe suit with a crisp one hundred dollar note... which he still hasn't repaid. LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its because he threatened a living god police have more rights than u & i. if it were a civilian he'd be brushed aside until he decided to make the victim into a hat, and wear them for a casual ride on the bus... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure he'll find god and everyone will agree with whatever the fuck he is going on about. ALL of his domains will expire, and maybe k5 will cease to exist. he'll have to join Husi. The real question is, will he continue to call 9-11 to talk to people... I know they are obligated to answer but will he still call and make death threats? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it seems the me the surefire way to get persicuted is to talk to the police. And then threaten to kill them. what do you figure, two years in the loony bin, and five in state prison? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so thats how the us has the hightest prison population in the world? LOL OK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is just experencing a honymoon phase. courts will entertain all kinds of batshit crazy but once they hit their tipping point its all fucking downhill from there. pretty soon he'll find out that courts operate under the idea that you are guilty of something so he'll get railroaded. And that'll come because he doesn't have a good lawyer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh I came damn near being put back in the slammer for all kinds of spectacularly creative and batshit crazy contempt of court looks like he was saved by the request for a mental evaluation. Either way he clearly won't be getting the care he needs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that crime is so 1980's todays mania is the supreme court case going on. yesterdays mania was MDC communist for elect. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me at this point I don't think he could buy a supreme pizza. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit hope his mom isn't out 50grand. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think they only take inventory and post 1x a day.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's not going ot make it for some greater justice or some shit. mom will be out 50k. and he'll have a bench warrant... maybe something higher as he did make quite a few death threats while out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's dragged us enough into his death threats. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't he going to dress up and get nailed for contempt from the getgo? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SO NOT ONLY DOES HE THREATEN TO KILL A POLICE OFFICER ON 9-11 BUT HIS POOR MOM POSTS 50K TO BAIL HIM OUT. THEN HE HAS HIS MOM COMMITTED. WHAT DOES HE DO TO TOP THAT? Given that I threatened to use my bare hands to beat to death VPD Corporal Greg Zimmerman because he failed to do his solemn duty to pass on my report of a drug hit which I myself witnessed back in the day when I used to hang with the wrong kind of people, don't you think Neil would want to know that the way he would defend me, would be to point out to the jury that by threatening the life of VPD Corporal Greg Zimmerman, I was doing my solemn duty not as an Enginer, but... THAT IS RIGHT HE DID IT AGAIN. AND AGAIN. PRETTY SURE THREATENING TO KILL ZIMMERMAN AGAIN AND AGAIN VIOLATES HIS ROR. Ror! well you change their group to 'anonymous' they can't post ... there is no real deleting users. ... yeah but he had intent before his mom outwitted his advances to utterly destroy her yeah but there are terms, in the docs there is some form of conditions he must comply with, its still pretrial release none that im aware of :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd be scared for my life with some whackadoodle making clear death threats to 9-11. your hobby of phoning the police has come full circle. Their job is to present charges to the DA for prosecution. they aren't your friends. they are not there to help you. but you persist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me amazon..... ebooks... http://www.amazon.com/Essay-Niggers-Squirrels-ebook/dp/B0058DX8O4/ref=sr_1_3?ie= UTF8&qid=1329963428&sr=8-3 . i liked the book the movie had a very phillip k dickian twist, but heh I think most people were put off from the gore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she cashed a social security check her shitty books are in the library. case closed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maor like when they got signed and left tracy ullman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now that the professor has arrived what is something that happens twice a week then? semiweekly? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is only because of PC people trying to get their indian friends jobs, to only find out they can barely speak Engrish, let alone grasp fundamental concepts like time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me From the motherfucking dictionary: semiweekly (sm-wkl, sm-) adjective Issued or occurring like twice a motherfucking week. noun plural semiweeklies A semiweekly event or publication. Excerpted from The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition 1996 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Electronic version licensed from INSO Corporation; further reproduction and distribution in accordance with the Copyright Law of the United States. All rights reserved. You owe me $200, nigga! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure I fixed the login issue ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT FOR CRAWFORD. ATTEMPT NO POSTINGS THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE. when this thing is over i dont think anyone will have any legs to stand on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Says the Irish overly emotional chick now go make me some cookies with at least two chips in them!!!!!! ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chocolate seems so pedestrian. how about granite! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah pretty much the fundamental problem is that we aren't a community. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the royal we? maybe its a honeypot for the destitute. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't they have tea dealers where you live? I get mine in nice little baggies and shit. Failing that twinnings is the way to go, vacuum sealed metal cases and all that motherjazz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It was sending out some // URL shit after you confirmed the email.... so delete the / or .... re-register...... with a new nick. I donno. sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know that guy died? massive heart attack. I think thats the sad thing, the consequences were on him trying to protect his daughter from herself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the backtracing consequences guy. he's dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is in a new state so no doubt he'll just incorporate there, and let dulicinaia California die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he will just sleep in and miss it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit dell.griffith@oggfrog.net ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok im retarded del.griffith@oggfrog.net ... yes I've been fighting a DELL fuckup this am. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah yeah yeah I need a drink or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well he's going to go to court dressed up like a communist, the judge will say that this isn't a circus that he is disrespecting the court by not dressing in an appropriate manner, and have the bailiff haul away, as he'll be in contempt of court. Unless the lawyer guy can get a ruling of not guilty by means of insanity crawford will then spend a few years in the loonybin, followed by five in prison. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe it needs no moderation other than banning people from time to time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've already shown how to scoop I can even turn the fucker back on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so maybe we should fuckoff. and evacuate. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we can't stop him from diarying. so he gets the juice no matter what. thankfully he can't type for shit, so none of it makes any sense but.... all this has happened before, and maybe its time it happens again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you must be new here rusty won't do anything. how do you feel about plan b? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or worse, hostile witnesses jesus christ, can you imagine that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't need to travel to WA to testify to what a nutjob mdc is. Instead I'm just waiting for MDC Protector Protector to make his announcement ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MS-DOS extenders so what I don't get is that when I load doom version 1.2, 1.4, 1.5 1.666 under OS/2 2.0 they all crash or hang if I attempt to load them with the soundblaster driver. Or worse trap d my fucking os. But get this: Doom 1.1 works perfectly fine. What on earth is the fucking issue with DOS4GW? Were any you Watcom fools from the mid 1990's? Before the rise of Win32s+Wing it was a dark time in the PC-world... dark indeed. sadder still is that no pci adapters seem to emulate the soundblaster 16. Can anyone help in that critical manner? Oh sure there is emulation..... but damn that sucks. I guess my only alternative will be to get the doom source code, and port it to OS/2 bypassing MS-DOS and the extender chicanery all together. DOS32a doesn't help either, yes I did try that. fuck. doesn't work and like I said, doom 1.1 runs under OS/2 with sound! ... Besides this was just to push down a certain someone elses diary, add your own, this is the first thing that came to my mind when I woke up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No we were a Xenix shop. It was all about the foxpro. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit i may as well run MS-DOS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now that looks interesting! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the sculptures of-fan xiaoyan http://www.juxtapoz.com/Current/the-sculptures-of-fan-xiaoyan now that he is a communist does this mean he can't drop the 'my dad was in the navy' because now he has actively supported the enemy? I think he's gone all Jane fonda, forgetting that he threatened to kill a god fearing american trooper and will pay at least give years in federal pound your ass prison. I thought it'd help her get into the kitchen quicker to make me a sammich! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Message-ID: <120@Aucbarpa.UUCP> Newsgroups: NET.unix-wizards Date: Thu Aug 13 14:19:20 1981 Subject: Re: Setuid shell files From: arpavax:wnj The current 4.1bsd system for VAXes includes a mechanism initially implemented at Bell Labs (after version 7) which allows a file to be executable and start with a line: #! interpreter where interpreter might be /bin/sh, e.g. #! /bin/sh The file is then a ``true executable'', i.e. an exec() succeeds on it in the obvious way, and the system interprets setuid and setgid bits on the file. Bill Joy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who ripped off who? I nearly shart myself when I saw this. but it's not a MDC production, the dynamic elements even work... but the colors... ugh. thanks for missing the point and good luck as a communist, im sure the state department will take note, strip you of citizenship and have you deported to gitmo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you see something, say something OMG there are communists operating out of WASHINGTON!.. no the other Washington, the one with the apples, and COMMUNISTS! Christ the site looks like a communist C64!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford don't care about the mentally ill ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he should also change his last name to gordon not that it matters he isn't part of 'the machine' so he won't get more than a single vote. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was dressing up like an Argentinean physician to prove he could cure the ill or something equally ludicrous. Or show that he was a terrorist capable of harm, either way it's a bad move. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The ghost of Christmas past http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FLQV-cUKOg ror so i know it's been really hard. but look the whole part of the embargo was to cease fueling the fire. instead I see people still commenting on the diaries. I know its fucking hard, I end up 3'ing shit, and fucking posting too. but come on, we are still giving it attention. But I think it was pretty obvious that he won't lift a finger for someone who was going to give him 50k, and he does his best to fuck over the one who did. there is nothing to win here, its a zero sum game. its like playing chess with a hand grenade. your move. yeah I know I know...... herding cats etc.... and of course sensing this, he makes himself an easy target... dressing up as che? in childrens clothes? good lord. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me been to jail made a clear and direct threat to a police officer, over another officer. bond set @ 50k..... blastar was gong to sell his home to raise money! but mdc's mom beat him 50k. in cash! plus 10k++++ in lawyers all of which he's pushed aside, tried to commit his mom, and spend whats left of his retirement. now he things he's an Argentinean dr on a communist crusade for the people. apparently he forgot not to trust a Cuban. k5 is an audience, and any attention turns him into a crazed fuck. .... so ... trying to kurb the gay 4 crawfords. I even shut down oggfrog.net ............... guess its a lost cause. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me covent garden http://www.coventgardenwhiskyshop.co.uk/ there is some restaurant near this that does roast beef dinners.... Or that is where I'd go. being on k5 you'd probably rather go here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not even 'booze' damn thats some boring trip you got there. 8:14pm .... the streets will be closed in less than two hours. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah and the tube shut around midnight. it fucking sucks balls. You may as well head to SOHO now, it'll be the only thing open soon enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to make a joke about that saying check out the uh 'diversity' but you've beat me to it. And there isn't anything there anyways just tonnes of chavs, hooligans, and tourists. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the blacks aren't american, so yeah they are better. esp the african blacks. what you saying racism isn't equal opportunity now? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Texas Embasy good tacos, and drinks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me worse he has zero profit because he never shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I almost suspect had he released warplife at say $0.99 he could have possibly recouped $20 give or take. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jetpuffed still makes me laugh it must have been a bitch doing that shoot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait you are saying that tar traps in your lungs help diminish your lungs as a vector of infection...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hows the honey thing going? i bought a honeycomb the other day, its good on toast! .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Egil on rabbits Like many suburban homeowners, I like to kill and eat the wild animals that populate my backyard. To keep it sporting, I hunt naked, with my teeth and long sharpened fingernails as my only weapons. I've feasted on squirrel, raccoon, vole and numerous songbirds. But no matter how long I lay spread eagle and motionless in the hot noonday sun, I have never been able to outwit and catch any of the plump and juicy rabbits that hop just outside my reach and then bolt for the woods when I leap forward with a blood-curdling shriek. I have chased them at a dead run through the yards of the many unoccupied homes that surround mine but the pursuit always ends in frustration. But no more, thanks to Amazon. Every week, I order a fresh whole rabbit and affix it to a remote control car that is operated by one of my children. This way, I get the thrill of the hunt, and when the car's batteries are exhausted, I can leap upon it, bury my teeth into the rabbit's soft flesh and perform my ritual victory dance right there in the Walgreen's parking lot. source. It is Egil right? it is crazy enough although now I wonder if he even knows what the fuck a Walgreens is, he probably would celebrate at Tim Hortons. ijw not everyone nerds about. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lagos like Nigeria? you trying to 519 us or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hes' in africa he should be glad he wasn't kidnapped, had limbs removed or caught malaria in this brief expedition to the outdoors. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Join the Colonial Marines! Defend the harvest! would you like to know more? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He is too busy buying pizza @ retail And trying to get a single addict to eat... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had a deep and meaningful connection with another human being, and yet ... I never heard from her again. It's raisins all over again. I never gave her a phone number email or anything, shit she was like 21, and I don't need that kind of shit hanging around.. It was actually a cherry pick from the unspeakable one that I couldn't just let go of. But I shouldn't have posted this. fuuuuuck! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me true she was a big beer/pizza fan so the least I did was told here where to go on Miami beach for the best of both (zeek's beer garden & pizza rustica). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you? some kind of hippy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me god help us if you suddenly become a mod erator or some shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just thought it was funny some japanese company pushing this shit, via their "blue ray" .... Esp with choice shit like this: The blue angel light ray represents power, protection, faith, courage, and strength. This ray is part of the metaphysical system of angel colors based on seven different light rays: blue, yellow, pink, white, green, red, and purple. Kind of freaky that they shipped the PS3 with this kind of psudo religious nonsense attached to it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you feel that? it was like an outage or something. I think in solidarity of the anti crawford brigade, im shutting down oggfrog.... Not that anyone will care, but... you know the attention isn't helping things. yeah the attention isn't helping him I donno, the excuse engine is dead... thefrogg ought to end as well. It just encourages his insanity. Instead of getting feedback he should just get silence.... dumping his stories doesn't stop him, he's like a borderline that just craves attention of any kind. So deny him his audience, and see where it goes from there. Besides trying to get his mom committed was a dick move. She spends 50k cash in bail, then another 10k+ in lawyer fees and now you see he thinks he's fucking rosa parks on some civil rights crusade! .. Not some psychitzo that phoned up in a clear and deliberate voice threatening to kill a LEO. Even the 9-11 operator records him as ON AND ON AND ON AND ON .. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically you are saying he is Ted Kaczynski, and if we don't give him attention then he will go nuts and start killing people? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe its just time to automate the whole process, and dump generic comments of praise, hate, or indifference onto him. Like a borderline seeking attention it doesn't matter what kind, he just needs it. It also explains his hunger for teh ghey cock. I wonder if his dad, you know the one in the navy neglected him so that he holds him to such high esteem, or if he raped him as a child. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LIES. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow that'd be fucking insane. I wonder if he's going to use the communist version of scoop and just wipe this place clean? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me notice that t1ber is back for no apparent reason... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Linux hippy in the wild: and once more again this is why Linux will never be main stream. Of course it's NSFW, it's fucking k5!! also balls. ask nicely? lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but then what do I do with my now found free time? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow so many comments on the story pay wall is working 100%!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me even if the majority are fascist douchebags. freedome of speech? gah we don't need that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the biggest sin being http://www.coldandhungry.org/ jesus just use normal DNS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Iran, are you fucking kidding me? May as well get used to calling them "persians" as nobody likes to be Iranian, least of all Iranians. http://ehost.ir/ Host company's capital is enjoying the highest quality and best technology in the field of web hosting services along with their best price offers. Service provider domain and hosting and virtual servers with the most powerful systems using the example of our activities. 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Therefore, the group is a righteous addition to providing the best possible software and hardware to maintain their powerful servers, with one of the most powerful data centers (Data Center) has signed a reseller agreement. Nikan is proud to host data center as a top representative of Caro and relying on powerful servers with Dell to provide services including dedicated servers, virtual servers, web hosting and web conference training is held. I don't speek,read farsi (well other than hello, nice weather etc chit chat) but you are on your own trying to buy a VM in Iran. And for the love of god, delete that whole google group thing, I'm tired of getting emails from blastar on how its driving him insane, as you see it's now driving me insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nigger please it was the first shit on google. Also I've know a few Persians in my time I'm sure if there is a paranoid list I'm already on it. At least they were the 'lets get drunk, do coke & fuck' kind of Persians, not the 'I just found religion and everyone must die' kind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you've had too many cats. im scared to ask what happened to pishi? Also Iranians are dickheads, Just ask any Bah'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its just going to be pages of asserts, because that is what he does, asserts his correctness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and all this time I was waiting for the next post of how to buy Rials online, and who to broker to his new glorious allah bent hosting provider. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only crawford secret is that he has written 0 lines of code. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I mean fuck the mbox format is from what the 1970s'??? Or whenever the fuck mailx was written. He can't even parse that into a DB, and just use 'select' the way god intended things to be found. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Do you know what the secret is? there is no oggfrog. The whole thing is a sham. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and yet the winamp people solved this via pluggins like decades ago now. It was so big that AOL bought them out for big $$$$$. Oh what could have been. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You'll be back! no wait, I don't think any of us will. What he's done to his mother is fucking inexcusable. He's a Grade-A nipple head at this point. If anything people will ask years from now what did come from oggfrog and the answer will be that he wrote NOTHING, there was no program. Much like all the hubhub of being an iPhone developer, there is no warplife. He hasn't nor can write anything. A trivial hello world program is beyond him. He has not only failed himself, but his family. Society has failed him as well, esp that dipshit who let him out by saying he poses no risk. His story will end like so many other mentally ill. He will go to prison, but will not be released. Effectively he will be in prison for life, with no option for parole. Thanks a lot, Reagan you fucking tit. Luckily he died a fucking veg too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sorry. I can't seem to find that story. It doesn't matter now, all his legacy is, will be some domains that expire in a few years that never worked, and have zero page ranking. SEO indeed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if I were a stalker I'd send flowers as condolences for the bullshit she's had to put up with all those years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and fictional unlike crawford ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember that patron saint thing? that he took way too seriously...? He went way too crazy after that, I guess its life post Bonita, nothing to stabilize him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's spiraled out of control now even jason is wondering if he should just give up on it all... I guess the answer is that only the truly insane win a game of troll brinkmanship. that and don't leave death threats on 9-11 in a very calm, clear manner. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Clark county my kind of town. No not really jesus, look at this shit! 206295 CAMERON, CHRISTOPHER OWE 10/27/11 W1D4-73 03/27/12 HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 165226 CORONA, GABRIEL GUTIERRE 12/28/11 F2D-D none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 204932 KARUO, KLOVE KEICHIRO 12/23/11 F4-11 none set HARASSMENT 202307 MORGAN, MICHAEL GLENN 02/11/12 A2-1 none set TELEPHONE HARASSMENT 131035 PADILLA, BRANDON MICHAEL 11/22/11 F5-8 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 123796 PONTIUS, STEPHEN DOUGLAS 09/20/11 E4-13 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 75156 POPRAVAK, DANIEL PARISH 05/25/11 F4-13 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 165457 RICE, COREY JEAN 10/18/11 E3D-D none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 29910 RICE, ROBERT WAYNE 12/16/11 A2-2 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 206885 SMITH, THOMAS WARDELL 07/15/11 E1-13 02/26/12 HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 180730 TUCKER, MICHAEL TROWEN 02/07/12 G4D-D none set HARASSMENT 94908 WEBB, TODD ALLEN 12/17/11 E5-15 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY 175656 WILKINS, PAUL DAVID 01/31/11 G2-6 06/15/12 HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY I'd never fucking heard of this felony harassment, but it seems they have a knack on how to work this charge. Then we got winners like this: 199797 ANDERSON, RONNIE JOE 08/29/11 F1-12 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 92937 AUMACK, MICHAEL RAYMOND 02/02/12 F5-15 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 206893 DRURY, RODNEY WAYNE 01/12/12 MED-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 141997 GARCIA, AUGUSTINE CAMPUZ 01/11/12 F5-1 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 208522 GILLETTE, BRETT ALLEN 10/27/11 F1-7 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 206552 GONZALEZ, JIMMY WILLIAM 11/10/11 W2D1-5 03/17/12 CHILD MOLESTATION III 209643 LAUSER, JAMES DARREN 02/08/12 F5-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 146960 MCGRATH, TIMOTHY MICHAEL 11/17/11 F1-3 05/12/12 CHILD MOLESTATION I 205635 NIXON, JAMES CHRISTOPHER 10/06/11 W1D3-57 10/04/12 CHILD MOLESTATION I 209605 ODDEN, ROBERT EUGENE 02/14/12 F5-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION II 205828 PATTERSON, ROBERT SHAWN 08/18/11 A3-3 03/13/12 CHILD MOLESTATION III 206929 SCHESSO, JOSEPH TRAN 06/16/11 F5-2 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 128570 SORENSON, RONALD LEE 01/25/12 F5-4 none set CHILD MOLESTATION I 205859 WALZ, SCOTT CYRIL 03/17/11 F5-3 CHILD MOLESTATION I Wow that shit is out of fucking hand. How about people who like to PAR-TAY!? 89 motherfuckers!!! (and yes at this point I put it in a fucking database.) CFN # FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 83197 AMMONS, JAMES EDWARD 5/5/2011 G3-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 194269 ARRANTS, MICHAEL PHILLIP 1/9/2012 G1-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 84622 BALES, WILLIAM RAY 1/15/2012 E4-6 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 197081 BEEZLEY-HAGUE, AMBROSIA 1/15/2012 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 164768 BELL, WESLEY WILLIAM 1/23/2012 G1-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 162912 BERGH, KARAHNICOL ELAINE 1/20/2012 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 159417 BICKNELL, ELLIOTT VANN 2/3/2012 W1D4-78 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 95312 BOOKER, JAMES DONALD 10/28/2011 E5-4 3/22/2012 FORGED PRESCRIP LEGEND DRUG 203008 BROWN, CINDY LEE 10/7/2011 W1D1-5 8/11/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 204452 BRUMITT, MINDY LYNN 10/12/2011 C3-2 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 172156 BULLOCK, JASON ODELL 1/26/2012 G5D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 162796 BUNN, BARBARA NORVAL 1/25/2012 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 170196 BURRIS, SCOTY RALPH 2/3/2012 W1D3-50 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209709 CHANNING-PRENTICE, KADEE 2/14/2012 D1-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208506 COHEN, MIKAYLA BLUE 1/24/2012 D2-1 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209637 COLE, SHANNON RENE 2/8/2012 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 173041 CRUZ, NESTOR ESCATEL 2/2/2012 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209049 CRUZ-SOLIS, ISMAEL 12/13/2011 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 178840 CUELLAR-URIZA, VERONICA 2/2/2012 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 196481 DANIELSON, WESTON ALFRED 2/9/2012 E5-15 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207907 DAY, ALEXANDER ROY 2/2/2012 E4-1 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 125104 DEALY, RUSSELL JAY 1/5/2012 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209446 DEFFENBAUGH, MICHELLE LY 1/22/2012 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 146577 DRISCOLL, SEAN MICHAEL 1/12/2012 F2D-D 3/2/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207433 FAJARDO-CARRILLO, MARIA 7/27/2011 D3D-D none set DRUG PLACE HOUSE/PRACTITIONER 177995 FARIAS, JOSE MANUEL 12/22/2011 F3D-D 7/15/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209375 FAWCETT, CARL 1/14/2012 F3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 189740 FORBES, WILLIAM MICHAEL 1/16/2012 E5-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 168547 FRANCE, JESSE JOHN 1/9/2012 G1-15 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 192333 FRANCIS, JOSHUA STEVEN 1/4/2012 F3D-D 2/10/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 176754 FULTON, AMY KULIA 1/26/2012 C3-7 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 118806 GADBERRY, NATHAN JOE 12/9/2011 G1-12 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 136595 GIBSON, KATHERINE MARY 1/28/2012 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 140501 GRIFFIN, DUSTIN ALAN 2/14/2012 B3-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 175464 HAMILTON, ALICIA MARIE 2/3/2012 D1-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 76798 HANSEN, MONTE CHARLES 1/25/2012 E5-10 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 162560 HARMON, JACOB BRADLEY 2/8/2012 G2-11 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202937 HARTER, SARAH ALLISON 2/10/2012 D3D-D none set LEGEND DRUG W/O PERSC SELL/DEL 208401 HENRY, SARA MARIE 1/17/2012 C2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 209565 HERNANDEZ-CHAVEZ, AGRIPI 2/2/2012 F2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209672 HERRERA, CORRINE 2/11/2012 D1-1 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 201347 HUGHES, SUSAN ELIZABETH 2/1/2012 C1-1 2/15/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 86999 INMAN, LARRY LELAND 1/31/2012 MED-4 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 197072 ISIDORO-CAMPOS, VENTURA 2/1/2012 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 203234 JOHNSON, JARED HOLMES 10/2/2011 E1-8 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 173675 JOHNSON, JOSHUA ALLEN 10/14/2011 W1D4-69 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 190180 JUSTIN, COLBY MAXWELL 9/3/2011 G1-2 6/28/2012 DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 142788 KOBENKO, VADIM VICTOR 11/29/2011 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 118189 KOEGLE, JASON MICHAEL 12/9/2011 W2D2-38 2/19/2012 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA USE 209161 LARA, LUIS MACHUCA 12/23/2011 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 194853 LEONAVICHUS, ALGIRDAS 2/14/2012 B6-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 198848 LEONAVICHUS, VYTAUTAS 2/14/2012 B6-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206553 LEVINE, JOSEPH MICHAEL 1/14/2012 G1-1 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206514 LEWIS, ADAM CHIEF 5/13/2011 G3-14 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 204161 LEWIS, CHRISTOPHER DAVID 1/30/2012 E5-8 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 197999 LITTLE, KATHLEEN ELIZABE 12/29/2011 W1D1-3 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 200431 LOEWEN, ZACK A 1/5/2012 G1-3 3/5/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207145 LUNA-CLARO, ERIC OSCAR 12/15/2011 E3D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 156270 LUYSTER, ROBERT ARLEN 1/11/2012 E4-7 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 181804 MARISCAL, MIGUEL 9/21/2011 G4D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 205244 MIRELEZ, MICHAEL AUSTIN 2/14/2012 G2-2 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 38511 MITUNIEWICZ, RODNEY STEV 9/14/2011 F3D-D DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 205047 MONEK, CHRISTOPHER J 2/15/2012 B2-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 208606 MONTGOMERY, RANDALL WADE 11/4/2011 W1D3-51 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 192533 NEHLER, DALE WILLIAM 1/17/2012 F2D-D 6/19/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 154756 NEWTON, DANIELLE NICOLE 12/9/2011 C2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 202265 PALMORE, THEODIS RAY 1/28/2012 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 206435 PELYUKHNO, DANIEL VASILY 1/10/2012 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 86180 PERKINS, STACEY ROBERT 1/12/2012 W2D2-45 6/29/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 176598 PILAND, KELLY MARK 2/3/2012 G4D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 209657 QUARLES, SHAWN C 2/9/2012 E3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 209492 RENYA-CARPANZA, SADIE 1/26/2012 D3D-D none set DRUG PLACE HOUSE/PRACTITIONER 209493 REYNA-CONTRERAS, JOSE JE 1/26/2012 G5D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 190798 RIVAS, ALFONSO HERNANDEZ 1/25/2012 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 190870 ROBERTS, CHRISTOPHER BRI 2/1/2012 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 199684 ROBINSON, VERONICA STORM 12/24/2011 D3D-D 3/3/2012 DRUG PARAPHERNALIA/VIOLATIONS 209470 ROJO-SOSA, CESAR LEONARD 1/24/2012 F3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 209550 SANCHEZ, ELIZABETH CLAIR 2/1/2012 D3D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 204514 SHEPHARD-FLIPPEN, DIMITR 11/17/2011 W2D3-63 3/23/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 186869 SHOCK, BRANDON REED 2/14/2012 B2-F none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 193399 SOUTHARD, NICHOLAS RONAL 4/20/2011 E5-7 none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 193713 STEGER, BLAKE KENNETH 10/20/2011 E3D-D 3/9/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 181963 TORRES, KILEE MICHELLE 2/9/2012 B1-F none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 141989 VALENCIA, RIGOBERTO ARIA 2/2/2012 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 199390 WALKER, TIMOTHY TODD 10/23/2011 E4-13 3/26/2012 PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 207784 WARNES, CHAZMON JACOB 1/22/2012 G1-5 none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 134904 WHITEASH, ROBERT CARL 12/8/2011 F2D-D none set DEL/PCS W/INT HER/COC/METH/OP 195796 WHITNEY, ERIC DAVID 1/17/2012 E2D-D none set PCS HER/COC/METHAMPH/OPIUM 137806 ZIMMERLY, KIMBERLY ANN 2/13/2012 C3-4 none set DRUG PARAPHERNALIA/VIOLATIONS And 57 DUIs. CFN # FULL NAME BOOK DATE CELL RELEASE DATE CHARGE1 160526 ACOSTA, JUAN BESERRA 11/16/2011 W2D1-9 3/30/2012 DUI 201666 ALDAMA-ROBLEDO, LUIS 2/4/2012 E3D-D none set DUI 209660 BALGHONAIM, FIRAS MASHAR 2/10/2012 W1D3-40 1/5/2013 DUI 49487 BARNES, MICHAEL WAYNE 11/11/2011 W2D1-17 4/10/2012 DUI 193458 BEARD, JEREMY DWAYNE 1/12/2012 G5D-D none set DUI 203681 BEELER, GREGORY SCOTT 2/9/2012 F3D-D 3/18/2012 DUI 182839 CHANDLER, RICCI MARIE 9/26/2011 W2D4-107 2/23/2012 DUI 184745 CHEEK, WILLIAM BRIAN 9/7/2011 W2D3-67 6/17/2012 DUI 159745 CHU, JOHN JONGYUHN 10/10/2011 W2D1-21 3/19/2012 DUI (FOUR OR MORE PRIOR OFFENSES WITHIN TEN YEARS) 165412 CORNMAN, TREVOR MICHAEL 12/23/2011 W2D2-47 2/25/2012 DUI 206219 CROKER, JEFFERY LANCE 1/20/2012 W2D1-12 2/22/2012 DUI 207240 DILLEY, TIMOTHY JAMES 12/11/2011 W2D2-51 2/20/2012 DUI 209706 DYNES, EMILY VIOLET 2/14/2012 D1-6 2/15/2012 DUI 102686 ERVING, BOBBY LEE 1/31/2012 E2D-D 3/3/2012 DUI 183261 FRANCISCO, DENNIS ALLEN 2/10/2012 E2D-D 3/18/2012 DUI 169810 FROST, FLO ELIZABETH 12/27/2011 W2D4-101 3/22/2012 DUI 183246 GANN, MARGARET ASHLEY 2/9/2012 C2D-D none set DUI 131059 GEORGE, THOMAS WADE 10/28/2011 W1D3-43 none set DUI (FOUR OR MORE PRIOR OFFENSES WITHIN TEN YEARS) 151881 GILLESPIE, CHESTINA CONS 1/31/2012 D3D-D 4/15/2012 DUI 175319 HAINES, SCOTT ALLEN 11/9/2011 W2D3-65 3/15/2012 DUI 191079 HAMPTON, TERRY RAY 12/6/2011 D4D-D 4/28/2012 DUI 189689 HOLMES, MARVIN 9/11/2011 G5D-D none set DUI (FOUR OR MORE PRIOR OFFENSES WITHIN TEN YEARS) 81078 HORNE, JACK DUNCAN 7/5/2011 W2D3-89 2/19/2012 DUI 186948 IZOITA, OLEG ALEXANDER 1/10/2012 D4D-D 2/25/2012 DUI 152338 JACOBS, JOHN BRADDOCK 11/30/2011 W2D1-7 2/27/2012 DUI 170720 KOLESNIK, VITALIY NIKOLA 11/14/2011 W2D3-85 3/28/2013 DUI 159220 KUBRAKOV, VALENTIN V 12/13/2011 F2D-D none set DUI 131949 LUND, GARY DAVID 11/7/2011 W2D1-2 3/21/2012 DUI 182640 LYLE, ROY LYNN 12/2/2011 W2D1-19 12/1/2012 DUI 206558 MADER, ROBYN MAE 1/17/2012 W2D4-97 5/2/2012 DUI 166291 MCCAFFERTY, IAN MATTHEW 1/15/2012 E3D-D none set DUI 194401 MCDEAVITT, ANTHONY EDWAR 10/30/2011 D4D-D 5/27/2012 DUI 174660 MCINTYRE, GREGORY THOMAS 2/3/2012 E3D-D 4/18/2012 DUI 180834 MINKO, MIKHAIL VASILIVIC 10/21/2011 W2D1-25 5/21/2012 DUI 209715 MORGAN, JOHN EVERETT 2/14/2012 G2-15 2/16/2012 DUI 112858 MUELLER, GARY JAMES 1/22/2012 G5D-D none set DUI 207911 NAAL, RODNEY I 1/13/2012 JDH-M none set DUI 209615 OLIVIER, MAUREEN ELIZABE 2/6/2012 B4-F none set DUI 187341 ORLOV, ALESKEY 2/7/2012 F3D-D none set DUI 209698 PETAYS, RYAN MARK 2/13/2012 G2-7 2/15/2012 DUI 183738 POGUE, KEVIN ANTHONY 6/15/2011 W1D3-44 5/27/2012 DUI 81642 PONCE-DE-LEON, LUCAS BEN 2/6/2012 E3D-D none set DUI 208533 REEVES, MITCHELL LEE 2/3/2012 G5D-D none set DUI 187788 ROBLES-ALBA, JOSE TRINID 11/9/2011 G1-11 3/3/2012 DUI 150414 RODRIGUEZ, TONI RACHELLE 2/7/2012 C3-5 9/9/2012 DUI 167882 RUSSELL, PAUL WHITNEY 1/19/2012 W2D1-8 3/15/2012 DUI 129069 SCHMELZER, TREVOR EUGENE 1/6/2012 F2D-D none set DUI 180442 SHUGANI, MIROSLAV IVANOV 10/16/2011 W2D3-76 3/9/2012 DUI (FOUR OR MORE PRIOR OFFENSES WITHIN TEN YEARS) 111112 SINGH, NARINDER PA 11/22/2011 W1D3-47 6/1/2012 DUI 199495 SMITH, ANDRIN J 1/23/2012 W1D4-77 2/16/2012 DUI 75608 SMITH, SALLY LORRAINE 2/10/2012 C2D-D 4/4/2012 DUI 150844 SPIROS, NERISSA EILEEN 1/31/2012 D3D-D none set DUI 209391 STRUYS, CHARLA RACHEL 1/16/2012 W2D4-98 2/29/2012 DUI 176682 TICKERHOOF, ROBERT PAUL 11/20/2011 F2D-D 4/20/2012 DUI 74044 TORRENCE, MICHAEL ALAN 2/12/2012 B2-F 3/8/2012 DUI 164020 WELCH, BRIAN DOUGLAS 12/29/2011 E2D-D 9/8/2012 DUI 76006 WILLIAMS, LAWRENCE MARK 10/14/2011 W1D4-67 none set DUI God damn this place is DANGEROUS.... Esp with a certain crawford at large. the war on drugs is a lost cause... and damn what is with all the harassment charges? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me divorce much like someones divorce from reality. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and at no point is anyone going to step up and acknowledge that their strategy isn't working...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me archive.org doesn't have any of his sites, and he's clearly jumped the bridge... so basically all of his work is now lost. we will never know if he was that great of a coder (pretty sure he wasn't) I guess it doesn't matter anymore. He's lost page rank with the music thing so its like over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me metaphorical he's clearly insane at the moment. I finally got a chance to listen to the call (well fast forwarded through it, he does ramble) but damn he sounds clear of mind making a deliberate death threat there... spooky. Its no small wonder they had him on charges later that day. However there is a bunch of felony harassment people in jail, sounds like a favorite of theirs... Except he handed his on a fucking silver platter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well I'd say he's over the deep end but he's not swimming... And saying he's clearly insane/manic is well...any given day so it would seem. That bitch he shopped around for to prescribe speed really fucked him over. the whole fucking fucking disgusts me. Is the system fucking him, he fucking the system, or the world at large? All I know is that anyone that has had physical contact with him stays well the fuck away, and his mom would have been better served with that info. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the whole thing is very big lebowski-ish. DUDE Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming k5, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know? LEBOWSKI What in God's holy name are you blathering about? DUDE I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information--new shit has come to light and--shit, man! He is a threat to everyone around him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can email it to me I can easily add it to crawdocs.oggfrog.net ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as much as you are willing to do lol del.griffith@oggfrog.net if anyone has it, I'll host thesoftwareproblem.oggfrog.net or whatever... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can't 3 this hard enough there is no oggfrog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does it fucking bother you that kitten will live on, but clearly none of your shit will. Wait I think its for the better that kitten's voiceovers are preserved, while nothing of yours will be. I've figured out what the secret is, there is no oggfrog. There is no warp life. Your delusion is that you can program, and your disease was convincing yourself and others that you could. MDC has no clothes.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you are going to get contempt in under sixty seconds because you don't know what the fuck you are doing, then make a fool of yourself, and sent away. of course it wont be your fault, and you'll write crazy letters trying to justify your madness. And you've just done what we've always suspected, which is have someone committed who was trying to help you, which only shows that you cannot be helped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck it burn the house down, you'll be better for it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit man i go away for what? 30 min and all hell broke loose? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a kind soul forwarded me the pdf's and im going to launch a new site... http://crawdocs.oggfrog.net/ with the information.... And then post it to the BBS after midnight so it can finish the cleansing.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its in the drafts TL;DR graddad was a queer too, some kind of navy thing,so mom thinks she talks to the dead (so sayith the crawford). crawford must be proven right that she's fucked in the head... so commit her, pocket the money, and miss court by two weeks. bonus is mom looses her house/retirement. someone needs to send him to a psychward he cant talk his way out of. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its amazing hte power of projection and of course he is the sane one, its their insane reaction to him. I feel sorry for the crawmom she's got to get away from her son. she cannot help him, rather her help has only enabled his disease. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It was two years ago today That our favorite sword swinging, voice over wana be, kitten died.. and like so many of his generation, the good lord took it uppon himself to end his life, like he did so many others via a popular beverage. But not without undue pressure from various womans on the internet. So what would he be doing if he didn't leave us two years ago? Probably trying to look gayer, or finding some other sub culture to claim as his own... before being rejected. Even cats can't fix this shit. RIP. dude I've spent the last 20 min looking I even mirrored that shit (lol mirroring mirrorshades) to make sure some dick doesn't pull it down... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me surprise kitten didn't own it. http://www.who.is/domain_archive-net/mirrorshades.net/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the update date was 2009 kitten was alive then. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well we know his name and city of death. that ought to be worth something. Also I bet this guy knows something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me k5 will always be behind you in another state cowering in the closet, but certainly behind you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is dkos down? is ruby going to die? next y2k? sweet monkeybutted jesus! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google says he lived in roswell with the aliens. http://www.whitepages.com/name/Andrew-Zebrowitz/Roswell-GA ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cobb county too from other sources could be the same place. mommy & daddy money I figure. Also... https:/twitter.com#!/KatieCofield LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got closer. prings Cir, roswell, GA - 30075 fucking gay ass shit cuts off the start wanting me to pay. Springs circle...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh well. it occupied 10 minutes of time. Now I need a drink. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kind of verification now im finding k5 folding in on itself.. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2004/6/14/233727/907/22#22 of course the resume is long gone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think we all tried to forget about that ..... and I'd like to think we all moved on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Someone on twitter that tweeted about him being dead two years ago. Does she remember today? No. ---------- Tweets 3h Katie Cofield @KatieCofield Reply Retweet Favorite Open New shenanigans are here: youtube.com/watch?v=9XDiSR... with @queeniewasblond @NotoriACE @mercershark and moi! View video 8h catlanta @cat_lanta Reply Retweet Favorite Open How come every other artist in the city gets sign painting gigs? ATL businesses: I can paint, I do it for cheap, & I can do more than cats! Retweeted by Katie Cofield 23h Jackie Illum @JackieIllum Reply Retweet Favorite Open @yeahburger @KatieCofield burger club of LA has your back! Retweeted by Katie Cofield In reply to YEAH! BURGER 9h Katie Cofield @KatieCofield Reply Retweet Favorite Open Happy Valentines Day! #akachocolateworshipday 20h Katie Cofield @KatieCofield Reply Retweet Favorite Open @killmaso Oh na na. Do na na sing Rhianna. In reply to Killebrew-Mason What a bitch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me http://foreword.com/2002/01/2861/ INDIANAPOLIS (Reuters) -- In a shocking series of revelations made today, both Theist and Athiest doctrine were rattled to their cores as, after 6,000 years of silence, God has appeared to man for the first time in human history. "My reasons for revealing Myself are twofold," said the Almighty, during his afternoon press conference on Monday. "First, I wanted to confirm that I do, in fact, exist. Additionally, I have heard all of your prayers, and rest assured that those who believe in Me have not been led astray." After a contemplative pause, He again spoke. "Second, I wanted to dispel the widely-held misconception that I love every person I have, with My all-reaching power and in My infinite wisdom, placed upon the Earth." Amidst audible gasps, He continued. "For the first six millenia or so, this WAS a fundamental truth, as I had every intention of loving all mankind. In the late 70s, however, I was toiling away on My fourth-quarter projections, and one guy -- Andrew Zebrowitz of Atlanta, Georgia, USA -- apparently got away from Me. Sorry about that." Some theologians speculate that this admission, the creation of Mr. Andrew Zebrowitz, constitutes an error by the King of Kings, dispelling the myth that God is infallible. CNN.com polls, however, show that 99% of the world's population agreed it was bound to happen sooner or later and have forgiven Him. -sic Some theologians speculate that this admission, the creation of Mr. Andrew Zebrowitz, constitutes an error by the King of Kings, Wait, the admission was the creation of Andrew Zebrowitz? Or the creation of Andrew Zebrowitz was an admission? Your underground press has some seriously shitty writers, Dan. ...oh wait, the only writer is you. This explains much. Well, anyway, if you don't mind, I'm going to go pretend a dead guy got nailed to a tree to redeem my sins, because I also really liked the story The Whipping Boy in first grade. Just remember: I turned my head towards the sky and lo, I heard the sound of many harpers, harping with their harps. (Rev 14:2) Posted by kitten at 2002.01.25 06:59 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I doubt it but being kitten 24x7 would be annoying enough. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the fuck? instead of a wav I get an exe, and the pdf won't download without facebook??? email them to del.griffith@oggfrog.net and I'll post them on oggfrog with no bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can't download the pdf without gay fb account .. :( Anyways they had him down for a felony arrest on the 31st.. he's fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm working on a life sequence that will be long enough to make the youtube interesting.... :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I can't keep the fuckers alive for 25 min and jewtube won't let me go over 15min anwyas.... gonna have to split the fucker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit good idea but that's going to take time. shit fuck! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me felony harassment of one of it's agents in the war on terror will not be taken lightly! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so looking at the pdf again he phones in and goes "ON AND ON AND ON AND ON" ... lol then - HE JUST THREATENED ZIMMERMAN OVER RECORDING WISH HE HAS NEVER BEEN BORN BEAT THAT FUCK TO DEATH HE DOES NOT CARE THAT IT IS CRIMINAL TO MAKE THE THREAT Then the reference who his mom is, call her, check about his mental state is he on illegal drugs.. Case V11023063 assigned by Timothy Thomson PC STATEMENT ON FILE AT VPD FOR FELONY HARASSMENT ON CRAWFORD. BOLO SENT THROUGH AND PREBOOK COMPLETED. ------ And they have him on tape. He's fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me words & disks have gotten bigger, cpus faster, but yeah no real progress since 1970. And if you aren't using some Unix derivative, you've got the bastard child of VMS from 1988 on your hands. Either way, we are living in the mica/prism world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Special Treatment It just hit me that Crawford is throwing around a new meme, "The Special Treatment". What is more funny is that nobody has asked him what it is. Frankly I don't give a shit either, but it is kind of funny this being a new "secret", special launch project, or revolutionary audio player and free software movement, nothing will be divulged of it, nor will anything come of it. Now all someone has to do is register the domain, and squat on it. Its not like anything of any practical value has to be done with it, it doesn't even need a valid DNS record, like all of his precious domains. Well once he figures out that the court will side with the police, and he is given a 20-30 year term for his outburst, he may discover that his appeal will have the stipulation that he cannot represent anything. missed a poll option go kill yourself! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's like the riddler & joker rolled into one except he doesn't have any captivating jokes, nor riddles, instead he just tries to impress upon the world how importantly smart he is, and how you should be grateful for him. nobody does, or is, so he is left all alone. Instead he calls 9-11 because they have to pick up, and have to talk with him. they aren't his friends, which enrages him, so he treats them like his playthings. which they are not. so now we are witnessing the downfall of crawford in which he is going to be sucked in & down because he cannot accept reality. And that reality is that he is not special, gifted, or interesting, but rather he is alone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC is a real life super villian even now he has his enterprise of international terror websites spread across the globe, hosted in terror sponsoring nations (sweeden), and he is plotting one more 'brain teaser' for the court. he should quit clowning around and rob a bank via software. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I almost want to know what it is but then again it'd make no sense so it really doesn't matter... all that matters is that it certainly did say brain teaser..... I would imagine insulting the judges intelligence is a good way to get contempt. How long until he is declared mentally unfit to stand trial, and the whole proceeding is held without him? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me riding on top of course! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mozzies are obsessed with their asses and keeping them 'clean' by means of bidet. and a lot of times they improvise, as they like to pretend that they invented plumbing or some crazy shit. Anyways, yeah most of them a GAY, but that'd be terrible to admit so they have a super secret asswashing cult. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me old romanesque holidays so no, they don't make sense... but it involves colors, and booze, so shut the fuck up! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me T ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not only will she be out the 50k and the 10k to retain a lawyer that he has pushed out (non refundable deposits for a lawyer are like 5-6k PLUS time to hear the sob story + 1k for each appearance......).. Anyways he'll not show for a week or two trying to say its for the 'great justice' then get into some kind of facebook war with zimmerman who will make it his mission to get the juice back into the bottle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Crawford self censors. # telnet www.coldandhungry.org 80 Trying 67.215.66.132... Connected to www.coldandhungry.org. Escape character is '^]'. GET / HTTP/1.0 404 Not Found Content-Type: text/html Content-Length: 513 Connection: close Date: Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:52:09 GMT Server: OpenDNS Guide <html><head><script type="text/javascript">location.replace("http://guide.a.id.opendns.com/?url=&servfail&nref");</script></head></html> Connection closed by foreign host. Jesus now he's taken failure to a new level. Look just email me your fucked up HTML, and transfer the domain to me. (dell.griffith@oggfrog.net). And I wont go bankrupt either, the VM costs me some $2.50 a month, and the domain is like $7 a year. I mean fuck I was able to build an OS/2 VM, install some virtual modem shit, bbs software, and MS-DOS doors and not only get it online, but keep it online in some fashion for longer than you've been self DNS hosting. Motherfucking KITTEN has better uptime in DEATH than you have.. And his shitty site will be up in 2020 while none of your shit will be up. At the very least give us a list of what domains are still up and I'll wget them. like stormfront would care shit, can they even take gay5 down? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well first it'd have to be written, translated into german, translated back to english, turned into song, then a movie, re-written, translated, lost, found, and retranslated for them to even take notice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't touch this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Of course he won't make it. much like gambling we can't do with just a 'no show' there has to be some kind of spread like how LATE will he be? 2 hours? 8 hours? 12 hours? 24 hours? 36 hours? 48 hours? 72 hours? 1 week 2 weeks 3 weeks 4 weeks will he come alone, or will he have been arrested and brought before the court? and what will be the excuse? apparently he is now doing some 'civil disobedience' thing so no doubt he now thinks of himself either as gandhi, or the joker. Will he be wearing a nappy? pin suit, just what kind of crazy will he come with? Will he have had his crazy bound into a book, like he did the last time? How many pages of crawdocs does he arrive with, and how many does he generate for this visit? Now there is something the gambling people can get behind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that's what we'd need next to happen is for the crawfordoligits to establish odds, by saying what the probable outcomes are, then we need to find some nice mean to establish pay out, then take in so much for the honor of betting on the Froggvegas table, then how much on what.... The #1 rule in this is that the house always 'wins' .... so I don't know if it really could be done if there isn't enough buyin. And I don't think the public at large could give a shit. but there sure could be some fun with it... Isn't he due to come off his rocker soon anyways, esp with a full moon having already passed?? I'm thinking 2-3 weeks with a police escort, and about 150-200 pages of shit with him, and he'll generate about at least 250 pages on intake (the 150-200 with him, along with letters to various people...).... The real tragedy is that his mom is basically 1:1 on losing the 50k. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry crazy people insist they are sane. they can't acknowledge their insanity, while a sane person would. Look at a certain someone's speed addiction, and belief that he is now fighting a civil rights violation when instead he is... clearly insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me user error christ just use the one that comes with your registrar! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I ran our works DNS from 2003 until 2012. Fuck. Crawdaddy can't get it up longer than a minute. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sole owner and share holder. no shocker there. no wonder warplife will never ship there never was anyone else at the end of the phone. Christ even the cartoon was right, dulicinai was nothing more than a puppet convention. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me distribute criminal liability.... its a trap, no doubt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had perrier coming out my nose I was laughing so hard.... How much a month was his PRQ hosting again? $2000???? Look at this shit, stuff from $1.50 a month to $10 ... To think of all the money squandered. and him sending ipods/ipads to 'warp life testers' to only never hear from them again. It simply boggles the mind. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that sucks fucking theives... at least they didnt kill you... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not sure about you but she looks retarded to me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me civil disobediance? shit now he's fucking ghandai ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god his kids have kept it under lock & key, so that none of us will ever see it. your "movement" fails it, fucking flush it already, and wake up to 2012. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wipo masturbation. and drugs. also smoking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is trane busy smoking some up and crying or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he got arrested I guess he's only out on probation, so he still has to get tested. That is 'society' for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well god help me for saying this but trane on crack is/was far more grounded than MDC with his legal speed. Naturally any time the government declares a war, we the people lose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TV is our temple watch it some time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so it's pretty obvious that Mike will be in prison for the next 5-10 years And already his sites are failing, and there is a real danger(sic) that all of his works will be lost forever. Mike, while you are somewhat accessible is there a way you can archive all of your crazy so that we can keep it alive? I can easily host it on oggfrog.net ... Esp since all of your shit seems to be static. So imagine it Mike, it's 2022, and you've just made a supervised release from all the hell you've created. Needless to say, oggfrog never shipped, nor did warplife. Microsoft is no more, and we are using something completely different from left field. But you want to remember your glory days as the super m68000 debugger. Help us save your legacy. LOL also what are the rules for mail in / out? do you need money for writing supplies, stamps, paper, pens? Clearly you are going to be going away for a long long time... I'd hate to see you so disconnected. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol I've been there... that little 'pagoda' thingie sells western junkfood. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me blinded with science! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well with no lawyer he won't even get a plea deal. No doubt crawford math can get him 10-15 for a 5 year deal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me life in prison. don't get cut off from the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a friend just got a 5 1/4 drive all his disks from 1988 onward read fine. almost all his 3 1/2 failed at some point.... ive had huge problems with old 3 1/2 disks too... seems the fuckers are useless... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is Kim Jong Un dead already or what? apparently the chinese are going nuts about it... and they are going to invade. fun times, no? all I got is links that refrence eachother so I guess it's just one big circle jerk at this point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah someone needs to get him off the cheap suntory, heroin and vonnegut, and tell us what the fuck is going on! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its all lies there is only EST5EDT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know that someone is just waiting with the netcraft confirms it, and zombie account... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Eventually China will overrun them all. There will be a 'unification' but not the kind you are expecting. I wonder how long Australia can hold out, but I sure as fuck wouldn't want to think about Japan long term... No doubt their revenge won't be... pretty. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me business as usual. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Welcome back Your mom sure loves you.. Make your court dates ! !!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and remember the good cop is still a cop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me run rabbit run so everyone has grown up, and you are still 12. I hate to say it, but it looks like people without children remain children. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me older women are more fun lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me welcome to the 12yr old club. so if you did get knocked up would you abort the kid and get sterilized you know for the environment or some shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait what how did you get your old account back????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello from 38,000 feet im going to assume im the first to post on k5 this high... please dont autobannnn About to board my last flight for the day Boy I'm tired up @5am... Toronto to Chicago to Miami then home. So me being the classy fucker that I am, I'm enjoying a vodka martini in a "travel cup" waiting for them to clean the plane. I talked up some hottie on the plane, no idea why. Got invited out but I declined. She slipped me an email address.. But I won't follow it through. No wonder so many people cheat on the road. It's consequence free living. I've got over 1000 unread emails 29 voicemails and who know how much mail... But fuck it, any meeting they can have without you isn't worth attending. she even liked my lame jokes i should have cancelled everything....... oh well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not single ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah Women know.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me slightly should be suicidal too but... I was too depressed to kill myself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Restraining orders from your own porch? No text ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The real answer: This is the only place that would have you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck you, motherfucker! I guess that is a k5 hug. Lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do tell i donno, i may take a break... or not. my life is falling to pieces and this is the place to do it... i spent one night of my odyssey homeless to see what its like... it sucked. bad. so i went for star the next.. in the jacuuzi i had black filth coming off me.. the streets are harsh even in winter.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i didnt know egil was/is black ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In Pearson (yyz) So here I am nearly five weeks later. Going back to the us America. I should have brought some live chickens for the flight. It's all part of gods plan To keep America safe from the terrorists ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good news kitten lovers There is... another. An incident in a campus residence hall early this morning resulted in the arrest of one of our students on charges that included kidnapping, criminal possession of a weapon, and assault. The student briefly prevented two other students from leaving a residence hall room and brandished a large metal sword. A campus police officer on foot patrol near the building responded immediately, calling for assistance. When he saw police, the student retreated back into his room with the sword. Less than a minute later, he exited the room after being disarmed by another student. The suspect then engaged four officers in a struggle, refusing to comply with their orders. Subsequently, they were able to take him into custody. The student was transported to a local hospital and remains in the custody of the County Sheriff's Department. This new kid is still in college So it's about right. Also being dead has stopped kitten from doing pretty much of anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't it public record and as the public we have a right, but of course some cocksuckers act as a gateway to free stuff, and charge? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $12.95! fuck yeah, and at 300 baud too! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Giants win the stupidbowl nothing else matters hey there suicide victim, how's it going? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fooooooooooooooooooooootball wow new york comes out with a touchback, and a nice touchdown because people from Boston can't count. no doubt this is a legenday american event. also lolz to the new englander who held his hand out to shake, but everyone ignored him during the coin toss. speaking of which, Im gonna toss. field goal patriots... 9/3. I guess they gotta do what they gotta do to get some points on the board. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can watch oline http://www.nfl.com/ works in Canada too! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i hate ads but shit that billy christal tihng is fuckign horrid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 9/10 what the fuck happened. new england got one though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol my parents think Madonna ripped off GaGa for Vogue.. FML. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 9/17 fuck. come on New York! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 12/17 just kick it in already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 15/17 wtf? I was in the bathroom. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me giant interception nothing. then a fumble. damn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that went nowhere $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2 minute warning giants in posession. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me accidental touchdown now the clock ticks forever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 21-17 giants have too many people on the field? wtf??? NINE SECONDS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Giants win! life is good! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i bought one of those playbooks its quite snappy, oddly enough flash is kewl kewl..lol like dancing monkey cool. its great but the lack of native mail is a joke.... 200 is about right, 800 is a joke. lol hitler fought the souless west for beauty and lost. so now we have american idol. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think my plane just crashed.. You planned this didn't you? You left us You abandoned us You don't care You arent here You should have never left You dont care You should just die You are the worst You are horrible You've wasted four years of my life You lied You aren't sincere You don't care You aren't here You left for work You left your cat You left me You left everything you own You abandoned me Fuck you. Its just the gravity of one. Boom ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me depends if you are the mountain or the plane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How does one get a job As an inneficent ignorant motherfucker? You should ask them that... LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good point Can't have any serious crawfordoligiosts behind bars.... I just wish my attempts at modeling his insanity was going anywhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone deleted the docs dammit. ... just got in from drinking, and its gone. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me News people do it Would rusty advance us credentials as crawfordoligiests to get the tapes... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lol They are fucking incompetent.. Crawdocs should stand out in their craziness..!!!! I'm "mobile" at the moment so please don't delete them!! How can I paypal u $20? And crawford 100 to enable him?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wow They charged me $8 today for his letter to the judge... Guess they like you more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Damn I thought that'd speed it up. Instead I got fucking stamps on the PDF. Fuck if they mail me a copy... Lol. Oh well I'm homeless today anyways. 5k in my pocket, 7 weeks employment left and everything I've owned gone. I ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can't promise that much I booked a hotel for now. Then off to see my parents ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure he'll do it himself once he gets around writing his textbook on mental health... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me "Prisons have become the dumping ground for the mentally ill," http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-01-20/news/ct-met-inmate-starves-2012012 0_1_hunger-strike-food-and-water-lake-county-jail no doubt about it, the crazies always seem to get incarcerated, next to the drug users. justice for all. I booked a flight home. probably a bad idea. But I like the idea of being able to go 'home'... that being said, this weekend my parents are guilting me to visit them.... we've had a major falling out over religion & family a few years back.. But.. now their health is failing so......... I'm sure this will be fun. Tennessee for now im still trapped in canada. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its more like a place I keep my stuff. I don't think I've ever really had a home... In retrospect I've been on the road my life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe yours are already dead Do you hear that? That is the sound of inevitability. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm near the water you know navy seal action. Sore spot? hardly, death happens to us all. Of course they are going to die, I just hope I don't die listening to them go on about death. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm too old to be tough or caring.... but a drink or 30 always sounds like fun ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a clean exit I guess that is the best anyone can really hope for. I just dread the whole money/tax thing once they do die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me She's more interested in watching tv and my dad is basically restricted to TTY which ... sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah....... the end result is the same no matter what. getting there is the fun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe once i get a drivers license although right now it seems so far away. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol that is basically what it is, all those people think there will be a 'cure' for decapitation & brain death....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yep Barrie on now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me obedient workers that is what the produce. Anything else is just some idealistic fantasy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me honor codes are for nerd virgins and klingons. Wait thats the same thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Suddenly, it had &#24046;Shi&#19978;Ge Please forgive me mail. The sister is painful left over that ... But know your philosophy of love, I like women of all ages, I want to be patient but I really love. When my husband but we In fact, three sexless years ago, the people I say you feel lonely. Of course, but it will touch the life, An acquaintance who "man" and his mind as they look, Somewhere will feel the danger. In the interests of domestic travel from school, But I like Attraction type than round Perhaps because as a woman is not satisfied, Not happy days. The woman you do not know yet what I Invite you to think whether these are, The neighborhood is another long-awaited Be involved from the start date? The second adult from each other, If it looks like you have, the relationship between the first body, I'd probably be the first time. Idea of being friends and then, Iketara to travel together, etc., From now on, but would have been popular feeling. But, I just wrote this email: 35 year old married woman something would have heart Tokimei I'll be interested? But before this letter will disappear, Because profile photos are up, It's not too late to look at it from (laughs). My profile The http://www.loothe.com/nure_en_net/ But the other is a lady, a woman is still going. Sometimes, in the strange old man led the kindergarten, They are invited to tea is about. (I, I do the rough) If your relationship not OK, Please e-mail. Let's wait for some time while beating. Seiko HE'S Still alive; Crawford that is, not so sure about god. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nope good luck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably itanium lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can imagine a bench warrent being personally served by a certain police officer.... lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I liked him better when he was going to float balloons into China with gold bars. And typewriters or some nonsense, you know to save them from censorship. Where is he now? China is still imprisoned because of his inaction, just as there is no african internet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's some post on usenet after the Tienanmen square incident.. I guess it should come as no surprise that he's been crazy for quite some time. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2011/1/4/16629/13183 soc.culture.china Subject: Xerox Airlift Proposal Date: Jun 10, 1989 5:25am I shit you not. http://groups.google.com/group/soc.culture.china/browse_thread/thread/b8397ae0d5 42c9a3/2319cf4bd7a93dfa?hl=en&ie=UTF-8 Let me first say that I cannot describe the pain I feel for those who died, those who suffer, and their families. Nothing has affected me quite like this for a long time. Every day I cry when I think of what insanity was commited in the Gate of Heavenly Peace. When I lie in bed at night I feel the sting of bullets in my mind, retch at the image of tank crushing harmless people, guilty of nothing more than wanting a better life, a few of the many privileges I take for granted as an American. Tears run from my eyes even now, as I write this. My heartfelt prayers go out to you. I have been saying all along, what can I do? That will make a real difference? One small thing: starting tommorrow I am forwarding this newsgroup to KZSC, the radio station of the University of California, Santa Cruz. You can do this too: there are more sites that do not recieve the news than do, and many sites that do, do not distribute it fully; for example UCSC does not allow it on its open access computers. Forward this to radio stations, and copy it into public directories on non-USENET machines. I am further inspired by the recent posting describing an effort of the Taiwanese military to airlift newspapers to China via helium balloon. For a long time I have thought of the idea of lofting "ditto machines", or spirit duplicators, into Eastern Europe from West Germany. I feel this would be the best thing to do, as they are inexpensive, require less maintenance, and likely could use paper available locally. More important than nice print quality is to saturate the country so as to make sure some get through the efforts of the "Government" to intercept them. This was originally suggested to me by Steinbeck's book The Moon is Down, which described the same technique being used -- fictionally -- in World War II to send small explosives to resistance groups. Here is what a package might contain: A spirit duplicator that may be electrically or hand powered by turning a crank. A lightweight but durable, portable, manual typewriter. This might be a problem for China -- are there reasonable Chinese typewriters? Pardon my ignorance. The master's could be written by hand though. A case of masters. These are pairs of paper sheets. One writes on the top one, and a heavy "carbon paper" ink is deposited on the bottom one. Pressing this ink on a paper moistened with alcohol prints on it. Several 1 gallon cans of alcohol, with instructions for building a still to make more. It is important to allow part of the shipment to be abandoned if only one person is available to carry it. Several reams of paper. A portable short-wave radio, and a copy of the paper: Villlard, O. G. "Interference-reducing Antennas for Shortwave Broadcast Listeners," IEEE Transactions on Broadcasting, Vol. 34, No. 2, June 1988. as suggested by Kok Chen, kchen@apple.com, translated into Chinese, with illustrations for those who cannot read, A big fat chocolate bar and a piece of gold, so that those who do not care to use the devices will want to look for them anyway. One concern is that launching these from Taiwan might reasonably be considered an act of war, which might make the Taiwanese government nervous about it. One could load these on a ship and launch at night from the China Sea. If one used very high altitude (say 90 000 feet) balloons, with timers that punch the balloon, and a small parachute on the case, it will be difficult to shoot these down. Especially if they are constructed of radar absorbing materials! Enough theorizing. I want to start a discussion with those who would like me to help them make this a reality. We will need an organization, we will need funding, donations of equipment, time, the means to get to the China sea, and much expensive helium. One last request -- would someone at least e-mail this if they see it? I am not sure my news posting is working off-site. Yours for a better world, -- Michael David Crawford Consulting for: Oddball Enterprises Octel Communications Corp 694 Nobel Drive 890 Tasman Drive Santa Cruz, CA 95060 Milpitas CA 95035 {pyramid!vsi1,aeras,uunet}!octel!mike ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Even 22 year old walls of text still get some laughs... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep. some fag tweeters some shit, and boom we are on red alert! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pravada? are you fucking kidding me? the same guys that claimed some famine in the 70's killed millions? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is this new? they've been bitching about this for well over a decade... But as they say a lot of problems get 'solved' out in the swamps. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yelp has a nice augmented map thing it's fucking useless, but it looks cool. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I suppose... but every time I've gone to use it, it just fucks up, then again maybe its boston... too much shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad. they are everything you'd expect. Truly the niggers of Europe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me same problem same solution you should be wondering why Ireland has such an epidemic of heroin abuse.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Canada will be Croatia all over again with the massive divide of the people over their kooky sky watchers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me v2.90 .. sounds like a 3.0 beta! Maybe there needs to be a free OS/2 like Trosvalds 'free' linux. You know without X11, and its suckiness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that doesn't bode well. how is it for being able to run any android app though? screen size hell? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've heard that with all the different display sizes that lots of apps freak out from machine to machine, and plenty of android platforms are stuck on low releases (2.2 etc) with no hope of running new stuff... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know why he's not in any hospital he no doubt talked his way out of it, because he thinks he can debug this whole situation.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i haven;'t heard SHIT. I saw the $4 charge though... no way he wrote $4 worth, I expected it to be a $20 charge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow that sounds like fun no wait it sounds fucking horrible to be a junky. did you at least have sex? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck no. I don't do anything since 2003... I've already had my run-in with the law, and I never used drugs that much, I was far more interested in pussy. But that crazy bitch and the rest of it is behind me so, no I don't do anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I used to do pascal but that fell out so I went with C ... c++ is like a deranged fad. AI stuff was far too limiting in 16bit or 32bit constraints, but I trashed all my old shit, it probably wouldn't scale well in 64bit either... I never could decide just how much should be hardwired, and how much is learned/taught... A lot of it gets philosophical, like the rise of language, much like how language must be developed at a young age, it cannot be effectively taught later on, but is hoping to teach english too much? Hoping for something like a hal-9000 is just silly, our machines are weak, and clearly inferior. but like everything else it all lies in the programming... but what is our programming? how do we work? We are just biological computers, running what seems to be an incredibly simple program, but it always seems far more complicated the more you get into it.. I never was that much into pot, she was though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tv from taiwan incredibly gay. ocbn.org.tw ocac.gov.tw god damn its just scrolling chslopencourse.org fucking websites at me like fucking crazy... www.nsc.gov.tw/ttt I mean what the fuck is up with this shit, it looks like CATS or something www.ocac.gov.tw fuuuck this. I hear there is some don cherry movie on. so much for new years. the candian tv promised taiwaneese new year instead all I got was some horrible singing in Engrish that looked suspiciously like cats without the makeup... and they kept on this vertical tv scrawl that kept on throwing out URLs... but other than that it was all Chinese so.... kind of lost on me. it was horrible.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no america should liberate Canada from such religious oppression. Also little mosque on the prairie is shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably dead I asked once, got no reply and he hasn't mentioned cricket since so.... probably starved to death, or put down. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC and his need to be jesus to others, but what he needs is his own personal jesus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hasnt posted in a while.... so he's dead :'( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me photographing a police officer will land you in more trouble than the USSR. So 'surprisingly' you've discovered that the nation with the worlds largest prison population has harsher laws than Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia... how is this surprising? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how so? CONSERVative.. right? What blows my mind is that people project this liberal/conservative viewpoint onto republican democrats, and yet both parties only have the industrial military complex's interest at heart. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me flying high; dropping nukes! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm a fan of Froggmail & FroggExchange although there is some issues with FroggDNS, it is somewhat easier to just host it yourself... And some shoddy VPS isn't all that expensive... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well to be honest, I just use postfix on the VM, and have it forward shit to my exchange server much in the same manner that the bbs works... with the benefit that if my exchange is down, it'll queue the mail. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its part of the new model of announce often, and release never... I wonder if dulicinia or whatever it is has sold even $1 of product... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cold & hungry was crawfords state... he was trying to champion himself so he wouldn't have to admit that it was he who was homeless, his mind couldn't acknowledge that kind of thing... it's like 'the others' or any other silly twist horror movie.. But thats mental illness for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its basically what I figure it was all about I mean really why on earth did he start this shit about chess games, and all this nonsense... Its like he wanted to get arrested, so I figure he did. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or..... we could push rusty to do it, he's too occupied with woodworking to read your emails... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trust google??? lol yeah its basically a total scam... the hard part of leaving google is getting people to stop sending email to your @gmail.com address....... It'd be nicer if there was an email on/off option. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they don't provide services they sell product. you & I are the product. This is why Microsoft fails to compete with them, Google is an advertising outfit, not a technical company. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't think they are protecting the privacy of the products, but rather their customers.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as long as they keep their product occupied and captivated, they'll never run out of customers. But who would partner with a predatory company like MS for an advertising campaign? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aren't we all prisoners to pleasure? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the paranoid in me really wonders about PGP DES and friends... Afterall you used to need a munitions license to export it, and now.. nobody really cares, stuff clearly gets shipped to Iran, North Korea, nobody goes to prison, not even a trivial fine... I think they are encouraging people to use them as they've broken it in some fundamental way. I just cant see the NSA doing anything for the little guys privacy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stop using the internet... oh and make sure you don't have 8.8.8.8 as a DNS server... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yea but he was gay so they slapped a purple triangle on him, and sent him to Dachau. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me two weeks.... being trapped in canada isn't helping. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure the pervs will love the idea of a strongly vaginal search ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me canada +4 make it stop ugh. I should have been gone 4 days now. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sure ; fuck eating Just give me something precise ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ordered just gotta wait. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe the 2x request will get it to us in 8x the time it would have normally taken. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Can I outsource all the heavy lifting to the Chiners? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lolz do you have any idea how many Chiners I can get on a project for $1 an hour? (answer 10). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Friday is the Preliminary hearing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12-1-00127-8 38. STATE OF WASHINGTON PROS ATTY VS CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID CANE, NEIL L. #1 ARRAIGNMENT 1:30 http://www.clark.wa.gov/courts/dockets/crimfriday.txt Of course the link will change since the site is a bunch of text files horribly thrown together by some amateurs. Maybe MDC could suggest a database driven solution that lets your search... But I digress. This step should be a quick 2 minute thing, read your charges, enter a plea, get a time/date (that will no doubt be pushed back MONTHS for discovery, scheduling conflicts and god knows what....) but there is no doubt in my mind that this cannot fly with him, and he'll try to grandstand his prelim landing him in contempt of court. In my experience it could take a month plus before a police report worth a damn could be entered, and a list of witnesses and statements to be made. Although we can follow remotely, I guess the real gem is the transcripts.... http://www.clark.wa.gov/courts/superior/transcripts.html No doubt his will be... special. At least we don't have to request them to tape it, they tape them all... Transparency sucks. I can only imagine what trouble he's gotten himself into this time.... oh and has anyone pulled his domestic from last year? No doubt there was a lot more to Bonita than read my essay for all of humanity or else!! For a change, I'm glad its not me. But I've been there. And it sucks. balls. ok ok I'm retarded. Court: Clark Superior Case Number: 12-1-00127-8 Sub Docket Date Docket Code Docket Description Misc Info 1M 01-17-2012 PRELIMINARY APPEARANCE Preliminary Appearance Release Denied/bail $50,000+cond 01-27-2012C1 ACTION #1 Arraignment 1:30 1 01-17-2012 ROR INTERVIEW SHEET Ror Interview Sheet 2 01-17-2012 AFFIDAVIT/DECLARATION PROB CAUSE Affidavit/declaration Prob Cause 01-17-2012 ORDER APPOINTING ATTORNEY ATD0001 Order Appointing Attorney Cane, Neil L. 3 01-19-2012 INFORMATION Information 4 01-23-2012 MEMORANDUM Memorandum Of Disposition 4A 01-23-2012 LETTER Letter F/defendant To Court 5 01-24-2012 BAIL BOND ACTION Bail Bond - $50,000 Cashier's Check Set Conds W-$50,000 Check Paid #1 01-25-2012FA LOL ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me although now I wonder what was the deal with his domestic?????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FUCK that search thing is too fucking narrow... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im going to take a stab and say it is either court order, and his harassment was over the intertubes so it'll be a condition of bail, or Aunt Peggy & friends don't condone his internet vices. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gotta find out how much to order the video of his prelim. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they aren't trying to hide it just of course charge for media & a way to make it available. Imagine if the youtubes were flooded with court video! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me donno other than the firefighters ripped off his ipod touch, and basically grounded all warplife research. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If MDC got nailed on that chess email you can bet your butts that one of the conditions was no computer/internet access. On top of that, you can bet he probably told the judge about this place, wrote it in his letter to the court (WTF?) and the prosecution/defense will probably read all of this... One can only hope with all the lawyers going through this shithole one of them will pony up the $5 USD and tell us about what the case was like in person... naturally AFTER the case, because that'd be like wrong or some shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he should be for disclosure's sake. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you tried FroggVersion? Its fully compatible with Apple Pascal, because you see there was this incident with parental controls and the Navy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me link? I bet it was the chess tournament. althuogh I haven't checked email in a while... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me basically yes working like crazy is more like it. Ive been putting in 18 hour days, 4 hours of sleep and 2 hours to wank. I haven't had time to gay5.... although im going to try to make it a priority today. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 5 years? Or that is what I see for a felony charge. How long until he is properly charged and arraigned? Justice is too slow. !!! It could be 2013 before sentence is passed ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mission Canada day +1 well things have gone to shit. I should have been home yesterday. but i'm not. I could be here another 3 weeks. THREE WEEKS. fuck so here I am, day +1. This fucking sucks. At least my cat is in good hands... but I've been working like a motherfucker and now I see the Crawford is now in prison??? How did that happen, anyone get any scoop? Can we send him some paper, pens, stamps and shit,a nd post out his crazy manifestos to the world? The world must know. how we imprison our debuggers. also this: 205307 CRAWFORD, MICHAEL DAVID 01/13/12 A2-3 none set HARASSMENT - CLASS C FELONY ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it's the other MDC https://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=site%3Awww.cour ts.wa.gov%3A+"Michael+Crawford" from here this guy got sent up in 2010 for perjury, and all kinds of other drug charges. From here: http://www.courts.wa.gov/content/Briefs/A02/406683%20Response.pdf MICHAEL DAVlD CRAWFORD DESC: WI MJ5081140/GRYIBRN DOB: 11/22/1977 Plaintiff, SID: WA18027654 FBI: 297949CB6 BOOKING NO. UNKNOWN PCN NO. 1JNKNOWN I thought our MDC was older than 1977 right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah ok. must suck for the 'other' guy to have an identical name, and no $5 to clear himself... Although what is 'harassment' as far as I can tell it's making fun of cripples & fags, which is like business as usual here.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Reall anything free of goingware products Is safe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf is a gin rooter? As seen here. I know, reddit faggot. I guess it makes sense in the context of the other bracelets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wow that's pretty fucking insane ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WHY so far from humanity is it a woman? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me usa-aid or what ever the front is to the IMF .. ever read that economic hitman book? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh right i forgot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when it is for the good of the people set mickey mouse free! Also I like how they snuck in and recaptured whinny the pooh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah the legacy is lost forever now... I guess it may be for the better... I donno. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was N Korean oh well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well there is space for a new player ... lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not sure if this methadone experiment worked or not, I mean it sure was tl;dr but nothing jumped out, like death threats, ignorant motherfuckers etc... Granted a few thousand word spew about chocolate cookies, would in fact contain nothing about cookies is in fact totally expected, but for some reason I just feel that the whole experence is lacking. Perhaps you should buy some homeless guy a pizza, and a 6 pack of coke zero, and then try to debug his brain, first by gently hitting in the head with a hammer, so you can get the JTAG in the correct location..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hushpuppy fnord zing-bat, Ziploc, fine Apple iPhone auto correct fish bone sprinkler! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me forever alone :( but alone together...... I just hate the whole 'extern' idea thing for synchronet as it has to kick everyone off to do it, but at the same point it sucks to kick everyone off for trivial maintenance... I should up the node count, and let people idle for 12 hours or something, I guess.... I'm not trying to replace sdf.org, but maybe I should. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder if there is any good multiuser win16 games or something.... or win32 that isn't too insane with requirements.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ill ahve to look into that windows 3.1 eh? I can probably run a bunch of instances of this... easily in this day/age. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to install NT 4.0 terminal server I even have a copy, along with 30 cal's in the box!! so yeah install terminal server, and hand out ID's and make civ the shell..... the rdp client is pretty much everywhere, so it should be simple enough, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Looks like the circle jerk Got jerked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had a cigarette I'm allergic So I get hiiiiigh as a kite. There is some Newfie here playing spoons. God damn I'm way too high. And I got a pack of cloves for 11cdn. Fuck Life is Guuud. Lol nick o teen I gues.s. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad news lexx http://www.blacklistednews.com/The_cyborgs_are_coming%21_Living_brains_implanted with_electronic_chips_to_repla%E2%80%8Bce%27faulty%27_parts/17458/0/38/38/Y/M. html Unbelievable! Kitten must be crying in his grave, he died before he got a chance to get some apple implants I'll certainly be getting hammered tonite to make up for last nights disaster. sobriety sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf are you talking about? they make beer from flowers & wheat crap, not peas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry I'm not gay ask that huggin guy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is a sign he didn't go black, he just shut the whole fucking operation down. that is how hardcore he is. I just wonder how long this protest will last, it could be a year.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only one way to find out but I do it for me, not to spite non existent Egils on the internet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me day three im shocked, shocked I tell you! who'd think that a communist like rusty would keep the doors open in support of his corporate overloards. by being online then clearly I & you also support sopa/pippa Maybe people are at their happiest when they are depressed? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and the truth shall set you free ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was thinking of that. so I'm going to try to find echos by pink floyd... or I always imagine that being somewhat zen like. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfiqt_pink-floyd-echoes-2001-a-space-odys_music ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wars where the mother/father/home land is threatened gives purpose to ones life. Wars of occupation do not (rome, italians in n. africa etc)... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also how can you refrence suicide without recommending the reader kill themselves? Also kill yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf are you on? socialisim is government in your face taking your crack. pure capitalism gave us over the counter cocaine, heroin, and unlimited booze. Now you tell me how post 1920's is better than 1770-1920 again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1930's produced prohibition mob wars, massive corruption, and an economic disaster of consolidation following the 1913 defeat of the American people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me But not to the same level Just how Pinkerton made everyone pussies ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dragons == fucking? well may as well, I'd ahve thought it was rabbits, but you've included that in #3 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me freedumbs because dumb isnt free ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've run a bind server for some medium company that was too scared to do it on their own. It hosts... one domain. Uptime... 8 years and going strong. Really it's not that hard, hell I even did it on slackware l000nix. on a pc! and MDC can't keep it up for two weeks. WTF? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me personally I think he is rather embarassed with all the work/fanfare, and utter lack of product. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me insight from the other site. check it out here: http://science.slashdot.org/story/12/01/17/0420232/statisticians-uncover-the-mathematics-of-a-serial-killer turns out the intuitive thinking that he operates on some kind of clock is correct Just that is no doubt compressed and expanded depending on how much speed he is taking. I wonder if there will be any study into his madness where they will actually measure his levels, not just prescribe shit on a whim and assume it all went according to plan. I'd say something insightful but I've got a bad headache, must be brainfreeze from a milkshake from Harvey's. At least the Indian chick working there was being somewhat flirtatious, but I had coworkers with me... And I've got enough crazy to deal with. sucks. no doubt the ultimate software problem is his brain... your writing about him in the future cracking his own code, is closer to the truth than any of us imagined. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is inevitable isn't it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm a lover not a hater lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank scoop for constantly setting me to text mode. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was all good, but then they did the photo tagging... And I can tell you as I know the people who do it, that they also incorporate phone locational data to know who is at these 'parties' and built out from there who knows who. Its funny knowing someone who works tirelessly day & night building a better GRU than e germany, but he doesn't care, he's just a whore to money... Although i know he does scrub himself from the database... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me was mr funny ever really all that funny? also this: http://www.unc.edu/depts/jomc/academics/dri/idog.html yawn. I almost miss goats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goats_(webcomic)) but it was probably better that it died, as it was getting silly trying to build an over reaching plot point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me day one had to buy a new tooth brush... I'd love to blame the TSA but truth is I forgot it. Also I got fucking SOAKED last night... it rained like a motherfucker. Bad night to go for a walk to the bar... Since this is a college town, its funny to see the youth of Canada these days. Just as every bit niggerish as the Americans, but they can still speak English. No doubt the once mighty Canada is now fucked. now you are making it sound good ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me idiots with tattoos piercings, and 22yr olds trying to fuck 45yr olds. not to mention the unemployment, but fuck I wouldn't hire these kids, I'd call it a generation of unemployability. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like that but everyone is too busy trying to live life like american tv to really notice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with water and 5c temperatures... At least I didn't catch the plague or anything, just a shitty night walking past 30 atm's I couldn't use until I got within a block of the hotel, and one finally worked.... international banking can be such a farce. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best in the world.. no wonder us americans banned them.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me once djarium(sp?) started the flavoured ones they shut them down. Oh well. It made it easier to quit when there wasn't any available. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sarakozie looks like a distraught dog Woof! He don't hunt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sarakozie looks like a distraught dog Woof! He don't hunt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Scoop pooped! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hitler couldn't do it Maybe rusty can do it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A step closer to the dream of h0rsecockadia Will it. And make it real. If it worked for Israel, why not us? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me itd be hard on visitors with everyone being egil.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm physically not on teh USA But I want to short it.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sounds like fun Although in sure the queen will declare war, she doesnt like people to separate. It'd be fun to issue my own passports though, and push ICANN for my own tld ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Canukistan I'd go egil hunting but im too far west. The queen still owns this place. She is on the money, the land is crown, and she still has to approve of the government, changes and it's direction. She even has a special envoy, and over sight groops. I'd say more but it's tedious on my iPhone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not sure about that Rumor is that her and Phillip are quite big boozers... But he's Greek not white even. The whole mixed thing went to he'll (Charles) he'll never be king. Shit I can't even say whiteman's burden. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The USA now? Gotta traceroute that out... I paid for a uk VPS, and I pay in GBP sterling... Wouldnt be the first time I got moved, an indian project of mIne got moved to Germany. Fucking deuchsland!!!!!!! Nowhere near India so that went to fuck. My exchange server is on a charter network though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's not that slick. But the ip and VPS should have been somewhere else, maybe it was the last factor hosting that fucked me over, I now forget..... Must be the booze. I got to get out of here then. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OS X won No x11 and packaged executables, along with multiformat exes, and rossetta ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know It's better than sfu/sua but that's like saying that openserver is better than Xenix. If feeebsd could launch Mach-o stuff along with coca bundles... Well it'd rock, and kill that Mach hybrid disaster known as Xnu. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Keeps all the shit In one place, just as system libs can be multiple versions etc, it's late linked is pretty good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mv warplife.app /usbapp cp -R /usbapp/warplife.app /Applications Wasnt that fun? Aunt Peggy etc etc... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to get it off her machine and infect others.... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Cancel ihave that uk VPS that cost me 2.49 gbp a month ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I fucking hate flying I fucking hate it. God damned checkpoints, ID's, barking dogs, and being constantly reminded that I'm nothing more.... Than a slave. Fuck I hate this shit. I guess they like me, they extended my contract out a few more months. Sadly I don't much care for them, but heh thats the way it goes I guess... I'm still not sure what to do about the future, although my GF is all fucking spooked out about the future... She's one of these types that thinks some guy in San Francisco making fortune cookies can tell the future...... <i>You will be confronted with infinite possibilities </i>... Thats what mine read. Before her husband died, she got the generic 'you'll soon inherit a great deal of money'.... I think its all bullshit but she is all convinced something bad will happen to me. Time will tell. sure sounds fun but your options are pretty finite. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IGTT 0/10 Come on, man ive already had 15 shots woth and its just 1334! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ill tell her and say its asin sourced (well close enough) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fucking laughable isn't it? The shit we put up with for sex ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no probs there she gives head freely. duck yeah, 'merika! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heart attack same with the one before that. the other was killed in action. the other one is still alive, but he still thinks he is 16. damn that doesnt look good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how do you think I feel when I found out.. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I refuse to go camping/hiking but eventually she'll make me go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me People who can't comprehend the multiverse But it all evens out, I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's 1000x faster At the bars... Or it's a time dilation thing ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't lent around the corner or some other guilt fueled holiday? shit if you think the electronics are bad, never ask about any kind of mining operation.. esp gemstones... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes sure why not. I found out on something else I've done that I've been cited in some papers, so I'm authoritative too. Sadly it didn't involve OS/2. god help us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no we dont even have our own pointless distro or open project... scoop is long dead but i suppose for a while, as scoop was alive, yes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do nothing more shut up don't draw attention!!! oh shit you got a tube account? what crazy shit you got on there? are you haystack? fuuuuck!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like you are teh fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I use xcopy & tar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OMG Crawford, hide yourself!!!! http://blog.mocality.co.ke/2012/01/13/google-what-were-you-thinking/ Turns out google mined this guys pages, then contacted all the people trying to upsell them. google done some evil! Okay Okay, it's Kenya, home of the POTUS, but it's close enough to Nigeria. Also if Crawford is Anglo, yet claiming to be Ukrainian descent, why is he scared of the Russian mob? everyone does that its a common practice. its a shame they didn't cross reference it from reverse phonebooks, to week out your dummies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is that chicken tikka??? damn, some good shit. Also I love his iPod/tumor. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont forget tripwires you know with lasers or something.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hope he remembers batteries and emergency lighting, its a bitch when they cut your power... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me feels very 80s like mod tracker, videogame/demo its good though ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saw one of rhem new tablets pretty cool, instead of android, iOS it runs windows! so I can run real IE or chrome... no mickeymouse shit, real office too! 32gb flash system for an ipad price, but its a pc. the ipad makes a food bathroom ebook, but a shity browser, but the iconiatab is the best of neither and rhe worst of both... and running win7 i can use it fore my serioua life reasearch! he was trane the system broke him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why the hate havent you broken free of their programming? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lawsuit/ ignorant motherfuckers? or the ningerian funded russians? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dark side of drobo huh? what is with all the bing shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOLY SHIT, it shot him up the ASS I love Chinese news! All blood and guts... so basically his poorly made Chinese office chair's compressed spring cut loose and shot the mechanism straight up his ASS! Again I do love the Chiners news casting here, pretty much nothing is left to the imagination..... they had secret police too with exploding ass projectiles! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think we are all sitting on the floor now fuck that is just terrifying! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good idea a hardware reset of sonic would be cool, bring back the black consoles! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first I thought it was news now I see it's just old pasta. guess they had bigger fish to fry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Digital AlphaServer 1000A 4/233; Windows NT; Powered By 64-Bit Alpha Processor) obvious bullshit there, my Alpha never said any shit like that. Besides the only 64bit builds of NT for the Alpha was late 2000 / early 2003 while the Itanium was still busy not working. And those were never released to the public. And if they were it'd be IE 5.01, not 4.01. So why not setup a firewall rule that you throw bozos in, and redirect them to another http server that just says " ". Fuck if you feel that motivated, you can even download an ip geo database, select out the russian stuff, and redirect all of russia. I mean if I've done this with IIS to block the Chiners, surely MDC can do it, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude! 190 Russian rubles = 6.0190 US dollars!!!! $9.5036 a year for a domain name? sounds pretty fucking slick to me! I wonder if Belarus can hit .ru domains? that'd be awesome! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no kidding I'll have to dig up some email contacts and see if anyone will proxy the shit for me ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get a db from http://ipinfodb.com/ figure it out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kill it with fire! eat it with bbq sauce! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me THIS IS SETI ALPHA FIVE! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sneak preview of next MDC essay boom. no text! He's as every bit as Egyptian as he is Russian. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no idea but it's right there out in the open, if you can understand any of it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me most $ aren't even real but thats the nature of FRN's for you. Just wait until we get to phase 6 and helicopter ben devalues us 66% ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poor turing nazis would have put him in a death camp, allies drugged him out of his mind for victory. eugenicists everywhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cool deal be sure to keep the Nigerians abrest of MDC's whereabouts and activities. Also can you track down this prince that keeps promising me insane sums of money? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SUA/SFU ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me k5 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isnt he going to take away our porn and usher in more censorship? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh its so hard to tell these crusty old white guys apart. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mysql table corruption is legendary ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it happens because mysql is shit also you've clearly never been involved with Oracle e-commerce... imagine a database with over 15,000 tables.... companies make money by selling MAPS to find your data, its that bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nuke it from orbit its the only way to be sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Must be the Nigerian terrorists they've found you, better hide! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe he just has a contract with the russian mob. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it predates the gayness that is AT&T C++ from Bjorne Stormsuppnigga. Oh and AT&T c++ gave us strings, while ObjectveC gave us nextstep & motherfucking classes. What I find amazing is that angry birds runs on fucking EVERYTHING but I don't think it's zoolib powered... whats up with that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like the defining sound of silence because nobody cares. MDC forever alone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its sad & pathetic how the medical system failed him, by not forcibly restraining him. He clearly will never ship anything, instead having disillusions of being a living god. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm still waiting for Froggcommerce Rippit the lawyer Esq, and of course Warp life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you now telling me I'm no longer entitled to be lazy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me florida apparently. lol at the comments though.... blaming negros yet the guy clearly isn't... and how you are in court becuase you are guilty... so much for presumed innocent... fuck these people are dum. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shut up and draw another ogg frogg magazine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whatever he could do one too, why don't you kill yourself for even knowing MMM from MMMe? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me video games got good. that's the truth of it, compared to the 2600 D&D kicked ass. But their floating target isn't D&D nerd virgins, but rather casual gamers... did you know board games are fucking huge in Germany & Scandanavia? That is the market to pursue, and making D&D more board like, and playable in say four hours instead of a marathon 48 will make it acceptable. I'm sure WOC has failed yet again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NIH syndrome anyone? I'm surprised you'd use anyones system and rather not play FroggQuest with your friends who for some odd reason haven't replied to your chess shenanigans. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no internet no 3d immersion anything. D&D went the way of Infocom, but it didn't have to compete on the same platform so it lingers on bookcases world wide. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty much what happned with my robotech stuff... that kevin siembeda? guy sure had some fun rpg system but all d100 based... good fun. But at the same time at least you could be a drug addict in that game so it was far more redeeming than bullshit 'star trek' & dugngeons/dragons. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me was that after the great space communist died? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow from 85 http://www.amazon.com/Triangle-Campaign-Star-Trek-RPG/dp/0931787254 I'm surprised that roddenberry didn't die right there on the spot, but rather 1991. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait wait you did something good in meatspace? Have you finally found something that doesn't involve massive essays but rather involves doing something that isn't preachy, gay, overrated, under utilized... You didn't even bore them with conways game of life? And no inquiries into what kind of terminal system they have? Maybe there is hope afterall. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've just never felt the need to write about it. But fine, I'd regularly go to the McDonnalds on 42nd street and buy 20-100 worth of cheese burgers and ride the rails giving them out to hungry / homeless all the time. There I said it, but I'm not expecting people to publicly suck my cock, or +3 me, I just did it because I knew if I was in that situation I'd hope someone could help me out without selling GOD or some HIV+ scheme. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck that people need MEAT. Only consuming the tortured flesh of others can they be at rest. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah we've already seen that show ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn what a pain in the ass ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In dubai he could have been a health club barker! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when do we get to barbarella? that was one .. wtf movie. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should one of the wierdest softcore porns ever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me take it easy its in the past... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Most go to eBay Where cocksuckers sell 56k modems for 300$ I shut you not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me amen brotha! they'll take my GP from my cold dead fucking terminals. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone dies. largely what everyone is going on about is the fear of death. sad really. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me grep & some SQL let the database do the work for you. Unique fields will dump duplicates! read the mailbox look for @'s and grab that 'word' and insert it. It's not that hard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1-7-2012 Just busted open another bottle of champagne. Fuck it, it's 2012 why not... I have like so many bottles in the fridge so fuck it. OMG the Nigerians are at the door! I've got to do something or they'll get me!!!!!! and how many zero'd comments that's very impressive. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who else here is scared of the Russian Malfia Nigerians (lol who knew crawdaddy was racist?) really I thought I'd +1 his last opus as a warning to others on how unstable he is... oh well. Expect him to wage some war where all disks should be ROM lest they hide something on them. wow I'll upvote him just for that! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me up voted where appropriate ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Are you? I thought you were just a parrot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is that your excuse? you should drink until you cant post, it helps me! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must be the nigerians operating as russian mobsters trying to take the crawcock from crawford.!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me unlike say froggspace probe which still hasn't cleared its first trials... on the ground! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Thank god for the TSA saving us all one bottle at a time. FUCK! sigh I remember doing basically the same thing quite a long while ago.... fucking liquid bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Friday evening So considering all the people trying to improve themselves with no booze, no meat I thought I'd go for extremes... Johnny walker blue, 750ml & a bunch of McD's "cheese burgers"... lol not even sure what is in them.\ Besides what is so wrong with mystery beef products and blended whiskey? ego swell or room for all those zeros? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you are growing breastestss ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me better not bad than not at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was last night ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and pick one out for amnesty then laugh and shoot it point blank in the head and have some steak tartar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hard to come by these parts well i didn't look too hard, rather walked in asked for some blue, and they got it for me.... granted they tried to give me these like barbie girl sized ones first, but I'm like I don't want a sampler, I want a fucking bottle! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maddox is still alive? i remember when his big schtick was making fun of 3yr olds drawings.... big man that maddox... lolz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me next shot! boom! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it was harder to open with one hand when I've recorked it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just sip and enjoy what is it like water? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I should have gotten some rocks or some shit, but I didn't... :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whatever you like to relax. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how did it go? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me trying to get banned again? just try to hook up with some husiite. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rusty would be crazy to delete you and give you what you seek.... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me open source, like Bonita FUCKING CLASSIC COMEDY GOLD THERE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont think anyone would give a fuck least of all the badger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow another canadian struggling with tim hortons. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and he did 5=0.. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as soon as that gay hoookup went down he cried to rusty and that was that. If I'd know that he was UES I'd have trolled the shit out of him. oh well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why didn't the moon & the earth form a bigger planet? Why isn't there a massive debris field around the earth/moon? Was the earth zone hot enough to recolase a planet, but the asteroid belt just a bunch of bullshit that swirled into the middle..? Is Ceres a captured dwarf planet, like say Pluto? Why hasn't there been a manned mission to make some photo ops of this? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Internet founder built internet for piracy I think it is important enough to clip down the documentary to this small point The real creative forces behind the internet wanted to use it for piracy. Watch it, its only a few minutes and it touches on banking, media and instant access. TL;DW is that we are living in the future! fuck the corporations that want to turn the clock back. And fuck Vint Cerf, he's just a has been nerdweanie. The only reason why people even acknowledge this loser is that someone hacked NAT onto his 32bit dream to make it usable, otherwise he'd be memorable like the IPX/SPX guy, the Decnet chick, and the LocalTalk and SNA nobodies. The real TCP/IP god is Bill Joy who wrote the BSD TCP/IP stack that made 4.3 BSD the greatest software release ever. Too bad I know that he largely did the 4.2 BSD, then went to SUN... That Marshall basically cleaned up BSD so he & his boyfriend could send emails to each other. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS did you even watch it? you should then you'd understand his vision better, instead of being caught up in trivial details like Vint Cerf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me side benefit of the immediate access throughout the world.... on the supersonic telegraph polls!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so thats what buzz was all about googles colony collapse? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is hte tcp/ip guy not the internet guy, I don't know why people have nerdgasims over the tech people, not the packet guy that said fuck you to the phone companies... I forget his name but there is some old ass 70's documentary on it, as nobody gives a fuck, and would rather suck vint's cock. that being said, if free speech is a right, then why not the most popular and accessible vehicle? the guy is clearly a douche bag. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me internet has more reach and a far longer lasting impact. I'd also go further to say that general purpose computing is another fundamental right. Appliances suck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep. and with EUFI we could all end up using appliances. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it fair to say society has changed just as the ability to make 'fire' would be a right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was my point earlier about being able to own a general purpose computer. If you have no potential for an audience what good is free speech? I think the internet has been unique in its open protocols and software that any idiot can get access to. Now of course our owners want to close the doors after the horse has bolted out, and wants to change our general computing platforms to appliances (UEFI), and dickhead groups like hollywood (the first of many corporations once output devices on computers are capable of more fun things than say DVDs) want to restrict what we can make, and who we talk with. Earlier in time, with telegrams, I'd say people should have the ability to send whatever the fuck they wished over that public network, same with phones. And yes I'd be totally for paradroping MDC with some kind of cellualar to satlite uplinked internet devices to the bush to get the natives communicating with the world.. it is far bigger than radio and to cut people off and turn the internet to a distribute only medium at best is a fucking disaster. Also Vint didn't do shit the real guy was J. C. R. Licklider was the real visionary Vint just built part of his vision, and really has no fucking vision at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what if they don't make them anymore but rather appliances, that only connect to foxnews.com & facebook.com ? And god help me but won't let me install OS/2 2.0 on them? What then? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. not the SOPA bullshit, but bigger companies with bigger government ownership (think Monsanto & and offensive weapons manufacturer) will sure as hell make it a national priority to shut it down. If it isn't recognized as something that cannot be fucked with now, then it'll get overridden. Look at the US constitution there is only ONE business protected, and that is the press. For the same idea that the government shouldnt tell them what to run, how to run it, or what to leave out for 'national security'. Now granted things have gone down hill there with bailouts and traded interests (pentagon briefings, presidential press corps?!) but just as the media had to be protected from the government, this new found expression outlet for the people must be protected from the corporations... It'll be a slow and protracted fight, but it sure is coming! When it comes to 'trusted' computing the people who they don't trust is the end users...!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well its like if you have a voice you can at least tell others 'halp im being raped' ... I dono is it better to be 'un molested' but restricted in terms of a massive social awakening, or live in danger but have the right to speak out....???? which to be honest governments will never grant either, but its easier to bitch online to apathetic people than to get any honest human rights. all it'd mean is more 509 scams. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its targeted it knows what you need. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I jsut get ads urging me to visit Dubai rehab, and some retirement ponzi.... I guess it is spot on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me here is the real guys http://www.zappinternet.com/video/WeLjTonDil/Computer-networks Arpanet, IMPS, and Dec hardware! the way god meant it to be! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me alternate link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDJkwub-YDs ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't think of it as the .gov picking up the tab and buying people machines, think of it as forcing fair access that people cannot be denied. for $100 USD a month you can get bitching internet access, and as long as I have my $100 I shouldn't be denied the ability to get on the internet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is needed because they are passing laws to force people off the internet... see internet 3 strike laws. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure why not you don't see us talking face to face, do you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rusty, fix your site you have to! Look I'm having issues browsing kuro5hin from my MIPS workstation! hirez I'm freaking dying here, someone has to help me! I know the superdebugger is busy but there has to be some fix for IE 3 and kuro5hin!!!! My user experience is lacking! If you have magical PROMS yes. when SGI gave MS OpenGL for NT 3.5 Microsoft ported NT to the SGI platform but... they foolishly chose not to do anything with it so they never released it.... As you know the SGI's are ARC, but the processor is in the wrong endian mode... Other than seeing the HALS in the leaked NT 4.0 source, I don't have any lines on where to get the NT little endian PROMS....... Qemu is your only hope it'd seem. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me basically you have to install with the french guys qemu then switch to a more usable one... the newer versions of qemu can't install it.... the whole thing is basically fucked up and not all that well documented, and there are numerious youtubes on install it, although I do have to wonder about the fucked up firmware and shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for the 'must run it at home' crowd first watch this, it is vital you set the fucking clock! Then download this, extract with 7zip, and run the run.bat file, and rejoice. control+alt+d for a control alt delete, there is no password, and IE3 is all loaded for your convince. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the MIPS setup screen... you can change the resolution there.. I did 640x480 for recording flv files to youtube that people can actually see/read.... I nearly put a copy of tradewars on it for you but... that seemed overkill. I recall the MS-DOS emulation on the MIPS,PowerPC,Alpha pretty good... shame they wouldn't let them do OS/2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what you talk'in about willis of course it can!.. MS-DOS 8088,8086,80286,80386 & 80486 real & protected mode stuff runs fine, i386 Win32 binaries don't work for shit though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yep NTVDM, is SoftPC.. if you rip it open you'll see the strings in there. They didn't do i386 Win32 emulation as nobody would ever write MIPS(PPC/Alpha) native code... But that is exactly what happened anyways as MS didn't force the vendors or lead the way with cross compilers. The Itanium can run i386 win32 exes but poorly so nobody even bothered, although i386 to itanium cross compilers were provided. AMD of all people got it right by running i386 binaries at full speed, and they also provided cross compilers.... There is a LOT of x86_64 stuff now, partly because MS forced OEMs to write drivers for Vista/7 pushing people out of 32bit XP.. And nobody talks about 64bit XP... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the powerpc one got further to working but the MIPS never really got off the ground, there was one build for the Alpha but.... it really doesnt matter I guess..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chinese use MIPS because its "open".. The GNU guy uses MIPS because it is 100% free........... but outside of that kind of insanity, Cisco uses MIPS but that is about it... I haven't owned a MIPS CE machine in ages... SH3/SH4 was way quicker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what about internet explorer 3 users who are still using MIPS workstations? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me anal beads seems about right here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how are the chess matches going? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that is always the fine line. sometimes when people tell you its a bad idea don't do it, it very well could have been a good idea........ that would have been a good idea, the digg effect would be the way to peruse it, dont get caught up in the tech it is the idea that matters, just get something to market... People can buy/sell the concept but they wont give a fuck if its MSSQL, Oracle, Access or ISAM.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sonic cd is now on iphone! and... nerd piracy killed the dreamcast, once people found a way to boot regular CDs in the GD drive with some weird multisession trick it was over, people were buying systems (at SEGA's loss) but nobody was buying games... SEGA got really burned with all the upgrades for the genesis.. Don't get me wrong I love the sega-cd but hell you need two power supplies and all these fucking cables to get it hooked up right, its fucking insane.. Then add in a 32x and its all WTF!.. even the AVGN points out that its like the genesis is on fucking lifesupport. Speaking of the 32x, the worst thing is that it had 256kb of workspace RAM, and they didn't do any EISA tricks to the slot meaning the ROM was still capped at 4MB of address space.. What a fucking disaster that was in the making! Hell even the SegaCD had 640kb of fucking RAM, although the real mindfuck there is that the BIOS is compressed to the genesis has to decompress 256kb worth of CD-ROM code into the precious 512kb (the program memory area!!) god what a fuckup that was! Then to add insult to injury when they released the 32x in the USA the Saturn was already out in Japan! Instant obsolete upgrade for $150 with no bundled in game? No fucking way! Cockblocking all the major retailers for the NA Saturn launch didn't win them any favors either... big fucking mistake there! KB even threw all the SEGA stuff out they were so pissed. And that preemptive launch pissed of 3rd party devs as basically none of their shit was ready at launch... the dual SH CPUs were too confusing for most people to use properly (although its funny a genesis with a 32x is almost a Saturn..... 2 SH CPUs and a 68000). The Dreamcast was doomed from day one, as Microsoft basically used SEGA to see what worked and what didn't in building a game console, as they helped put Windows CE on the Dreamcast's SH4 with 16MB of ram.. Just as SONY helped Nintendo build a CD-ROM unit for the Super Nintendo called .. the playstation.... Both relationships went south, and both Sony & Microsoft brought out their own consoles with all the lessons in how to bring a console to launch learned on the backs of the people they nearly killed... Nintendo is now a niche with pokefuckingmon, doofy handhelds, and the wii.. which they blew their brains out but NOT including an online component... otherwise that wiibowling would have been fucking massive!!!! but with not online leagues it was pointless. Hell even the dreamcasts all included a 56kb modem... I could go on but.... I'd look too much like a fanboy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's been pretty apparent since the release of doom 3 ... sure looks nice but really its the same old shit. I mean who has the time anyways to play games, is there any big reward...? Even SQUARE fucked up big time. Not to mention everything gets ported these days so what platform you have really doesnt fucking matter anyways as its all LCD gameplay, textures, sound, resources.... the rise of 'casual' gaming didn't help things either. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember letting mine lapse when my xbox broke the 2nd time I had it 'repaired'... what a POS the 360 is, Celestica really fucked that thing up. I mean I've had consoles for decades without issue, and the 360 was such a fuckup. My PS3 runs great but... I barely use it.. maybe to VuDu once in a while when I just want to watch something, out of their 14,000+ movies... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dosbox was ok on it.... but I bricked the linux shit without thinking for deus ex.. big fucking mistake there, now I can't even run X-Wing ..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me atari killed the jag ever own one? god what a fucking turd that thing was. just holding a controller, and you'd know it suuuuucked! I mean why do people feel that controllers should have 30+ buttons??? WTF!!! I bought one used for $30 with AvP which was the only game worth getting (well maybe tempest 2000) and outside of that... ugh. the toilet cd player thing was... the tipping point. Atari should have built a better ST. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me which do you think is easier for the dumbass end user? mod chips @ $40 from some guy.... or burn a CD? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me keep dreaming those dreamy dreams lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me got it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SEGA Y board AKA the ultimate Crawford Machine So today I was playing Galaxy Force II, I was shocked to see that it is powered by not one, or two, but THREE Motorola 68000s running at an awesome 12.5Mhz!! Now according to the master debugger he is all about the 68000, and you'd think that a machine that contains THREE 68000s would be the ultimate crawford life machine. I mean just check this fucker out, it not only is a game, but it fucking throws you around! Can you imagine such m68000 powered devices that have not been QA'd and OK'd by the author of the software problem? Just take that in for a second, the one who is going to save us from all bad software was never a SEGA employee or contractor but they shipped millions of devices which contained 68000 CPUs (even the Saturn had a 68000!) and each and every one of them could have killed their owners! It is a great tragedy that there is no online university where one can learn 68000 assembly with the living god MDC, instead the world stuffers through Chuck Kelly's EASy68K. Thats right the number ONE hit in the world for learning 68000 assembly and debugging techniques doesn't involve a Macintosh computer, nor does it involve the debugmeister, his essays to save all of humanity and his playing the scales. One could argue that humanity is in a slump because of this, and that MDC being far too distracted on the evil temptation that is Warplife has been the cause. Wont anyone think of the children with their blast processing 68000s? drinking and smoking? when it comes to withdrawal only do one at a time.. but good luck :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me armed you mean if you can't tell your arse from your arms well.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its the new american dream of just getting by. I remember when it was all about property ownership, doing better than your parents, and making big bucks, and marrying a big tittied woman. Now you are living the dream if you can make all your payments... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no the solution is to become a bank unless you are in the club you can't play. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol FRAUDS... spellcheck for the win! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should get a cape and find some way to spring Jonathan Lee Riches to be your sidekick. Or get busted, and be his sidekick as you both have the same kind of crazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess the homeless people with their VT100 terminals can now officially go fuck themselves. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe you should check out parallelism and symmetrical multiprocessing... ;) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh man I love the Canadian province of Canada! all the pr0n! Wait, I think you mean Quebec, but you know I heard that shit growing up too, so when I went there... I found fucking NOTHING. So I heard the same about NYC. .... and nothing there either. I think you can see where I'm going with this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go to the library and get the pimsleur cd set. rip away and enjoy a $400 secret that you can score this shit at any decent public library for nothing. Worst case you may have to have them send it from somewhere else, but hey, 2x$400 is worth a weeks wait, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me long long time ago it was funnier when it was on tracy ullman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ugh. I'd never want to think of tracy in any kind of sexual kind of way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me commodore was a pump/dump stock ponzi scheme. Tramel was a fighter (concentration camp survivor) but that fuckwit Irving Gould basically had commodore living on the edge, pull back earnings buy stop cheap announce shit, and sell high. I don't know how /why he never went to jail... but what he did was illegal. Anyways it didn't matter the CD-32 was announced, Gould had commodore on the fucking edge for money then some fucking company that doesn't make anything held some patent suit against commodore, and got an injunction barring the importation of the cd-32 into america. word is there is still shipping containers of these fuckers in the phillipines as people still auction NIB CD-32s... Oh well commodore died, let it die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I always thought it was LOAD "*",8,1 You could abreviate LOAD to L(shift)O but... we all use IBM ASCII now, not PETSCII. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus did you bury them in the freezer with the jell-o pudding pops? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not enough for life or zoolib. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nothing on WSVN if anyone would love to see him dead, its all the cubes in Miami. looks like this isn't it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck you did you think you were the centre of k5? we live without you. you don't like it? its your fucking fault you left. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought you were ron paul and that gay guy higgins? huggins? whatever that discarded Egil dupe was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought donalee had been sold to Egil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I still remember the day he commited suicide I was on a train. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Egil died that day I was on that ride, but Egil will remain with us all.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everyone knows he'd go in to debug their MINDS using his double vision filled world. And leave at least 40 or so CDs as calling cards to the police, FBI, NSA, CIA, telephone workers union, the POTUS, his mom, the waitress, some ignorant motherfuckers, that social services woman, some random professors at ucal, and that japanese guy... It is only a matter of time until he constructs himself a suit, takes up an alias, (Swift?) then starts to fight the injustice on the streets..... which will go wrong, and quickly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit i'd almost build it for him so he can GTFO. but I couldn't be assed to mod it, or be around its users. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BBQ I just got the last fucking chicken!!! for some reason these redneck fuckers only work 10-2pm on mondays. Must be the hangovers... Anyways I walked in and ordered BBQ chicken to find out much to the next 20 peoples dismay I got the last one! too late its dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me subwaymakes burritos? chicken? awesome. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's a duck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The new k5 behold. they are pure bred! lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol [An error occurs while processing directive. Swift sleeps, and dreams.] ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he could also use some revenue but I guess he really has bottomed out to now being homeless and mentally ill. damn. not even a car to sleep in. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is depressing to see how mental illness can take a sucessful guy and reduce him to a vagrant. but we all know reaching out only makes things worse so instead we just watch from the sidelines.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit shit shit motherfucker! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first post of 2012 end of the motherfucking world pushing shit down. nice you saying a chiner can't enjoy european new years? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why you hate germania? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me serer is in EST like where god lives. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 9 minutes to go mother fucking end of 2011. happy fucking 2012. bought it on vudu motherfuckers. first post of 2012. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so we got riddles to the police, bad phone calls, taunts, unsubstantiated abuse, and a public reckoning. You are headed to the dark side. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd rather he get quality health care and make sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he quit while making 150k money doesn't matter to him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me welcome to the real world sad thing is that he cannot ship his own products so he's beholden to someone elses yoke. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you see anywhere selling iCanbecrazy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's not for sale on goingware or any of the other dozens of websites. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but she isn't a MDC product on his site. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I never saw you as a pimp more of a john. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bullshit you've been trained by your tv to think that sanity is insanity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me read your ethical engineer i see some guilt there.... like a good catholic. you should make it your mission to hand them a new BMW. Then mabye god may absolve you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I never thought Trane was Fen fuuuck! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me [an error occurred while processing this directive] You called the USMC? lol that's pretty funny while they are busy dying in Afghanistan to secure the heroin you expect more from them? wtf? I don't think they'll give two shits about your mind games with the FBI. But really besides seeking incarceration for paranoid delusions, what do you hope to gain again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IED's. jesus. hes just taking notes for the psych guys on vacation in the event of you killing people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd rather you not go near our national defense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait I think I got it. You've just done your Shahadah to the government agencies, and declared that you will use your incredible intellect to create weapons of mass destruction in order to create the Muslim paradise, because you are in fact the Mahdi. balls of steel, or brains of a microbe..... Probably the latter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me talk radio? you mean the guys from car talk have a bomb? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he knows it too that is why he called the USMC.. because everyone knows when you really really want something to get done, you call a marine! That being said I'm sure they wont' be thrilled having to log that some lunatic was busy calling them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me PST right? lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just like how the PATRIOT act wasn't for us or DRONES wouldn't fly over America. lol.... No doubt to object to this would be anti-american, which in turn would get your disappeared.. so I support this 100%!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IHBT ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but without k5 where would you be? without cockskin horsesuit where would k5 be? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford goes to gitmo and has k5 shutdown as his source of aid & comfort. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me anything but a reality tv show anything but that ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lead & Mercury will prevail! trust me... all these 'doo gooders' will be all poisoned with their heavy metal 'lights'.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like your shit is fucking up other peoples lives, but it really doesn't have any impact on you..... Teflon shit, baby! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dumped with 12? there is only 4 people here... Rusty fix your site you have to! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll have to disagree rather, by trying to combat his past he is turning from the superdebugger that he sees himself into the archetype villain. We are watching his rise & fall in realtime. Isn't that worth something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Only time will tell but he's becoming more chaotic, he is one chemical spill away from becoming the joker.... And I can totally see him burning down a homeless shelter to call to the plight of the homeless... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah happy new year ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now it's dork to dork hurrr hurrr. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google this :"They Do The Dirty Boogey with their own mothers" ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rot13.c main(){int a,b;while((a=getchar())!=-1)putchar(a&64?(b=a&159)&&b<27?((b+ 12)%26+1)&pipe;(a&224):a:a);} ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me silence of the iambs lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me A dark future/past if only crawford had built a computer/printer in which to liberate us all. One that Aunt Peggy could use, to do her serious life research. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only you had an original thought its past midnight what public library are you camping out in? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me super villan Have you ever seen the movie Mystery Men? I know people groan, gloss it over etc etc... but it really is quite funny. Esp when you think of someone seeing themselves as some kind of genius super arch villain. I mean he writes manifestos that nobody reads, phones up and taunts, threatens police, various childhood 'authority' figures, and has insane revenge dreams... crisp $100 bills.... stripped suits caltech... face it, he's a 2 bit 'super' villain that doesn't have a death ray, nor plans for one, instead he just calls out to the world for attention... but not for accomplishments, but pas transgressions that everyone has forgotten. Midlife hasn't been kind to him, he wont create anything new, no revolution here folks... Instead.. he just churns downwards... with his froggs of despire. I pitty the fool. could be. but I can't talk afterall I run a crawford themed bbs... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you and everyone with tape backups finds out the hard way that they are useless... :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the soviet union was full of ignorant motherfuckers using their PDP-11's that looked like commodore 64s. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks for your hard work I was just bored hitting space through the email....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me any time wouldnt want someone left out of the crawford chainmail diaries! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apple pushes forward. you could still be using ADB, but apple pushed into USB. You could still be using a 68030 as nextstep used this processor. But apple charged into the PowerPC, then gave up the futility for intel. Intel was competing with the powerpc 6700 but, the catch is they wanted a comparable speed chip they could put into a laptop as there was no way in hell they could ever make a g5 laptop. do you see where I'm going with this? Just as firewire still 'works' nobody supports it anymore, esp the dead end IP over firewire. GigE killed that, and fuck ethernet is total shit, but here we are the dawn of 2012, and we are using 8086s with ethernet running VMS (the 95% of us). The largest UNIX vendor is Apple, if that alone doesn't want you to exit then I don't know what could keep you into it. The only hope precious Linux has is in the mobile arena, because it is CHEAP. But notice where the linux tablets are going.... fucking nowhere. Linux is the generic 'look alike' cheap ass chinese knockoff. face it, its fucking over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me call it the air jordan effect nobody is camping out for a linux anything. nobody is lining up & rioting for them.. nobody gets killed for it either. this it isn't cool. like server stuff. And if it weren't linux it would have been FreeBSD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me worse distros are linux's fashion, and there are so many and 99.999% have no life, that all they do is drag the branding down. Got an X11 window manager theme? better make a distro want a device driver? better make a distro want a program installed? better make a distro got a new platform? better make a distro perhaps you can see where I am going with this.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but the economy recovered! the tv said so! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me html2xml someone had done something with it once.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Bad news according to a computer simulation, Mike wins. disgust. one less crazy email for the interns to print and give to the poor old guy in his mailbox. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let me fire up the email VM nothing. I feel so left out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its on oggfrog chess.txt ..... enjoy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me One night in Bangkok and your penis crumples You will not feel it 'til you're 23 One Night in Bangkok and your girlfriend mumbles, "I think that you're going to need help trying to pee." I don't even want to ask where on earth did you digg this old fossil up from. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only because it'd be downvoted instead he should upload it to the BBS where nothing is ever voted on, just kept around lingering. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe he is the woman.... you know peggers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me would you like to play a game of chess. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I took it all apart I think it was more or less the screw thing to raise/lower the mechanism wasn't catching.. fixed that, but the gasket thing that opens closes the drawer is kinda fucked... but it does kinda open/close, and more importantly raise lower right so it reads discs fine. So now I can play sonic-cd to only find out that some guy did an iOS version for $1.99 ..... lolz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think buckets aren't enough... I think it's got to be at least one hogshead worth of crazy... Soon he'll be throwing barrels of crazy down the floors to the poor psychiatric police that will eventually have to climb to the top of the building to pry some poor innocent woman out of his grasp and 5150 him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Schizophrenia Disorder Find Information & Resources For Schizophrenia Disorder. LearnAboutSchizophrenia.com jesus well for target advertising, at least it's not serious sex crimes! love the tyrell although isn't Weyland-Yutani the only one shown in the movies? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone needs to send ROLF to kill the mother brain... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me reddit is down for emergency maintenance fix it crawford you have to, you are our last hope! amazing that bugs were fixed back in '03 without the master debugger and his 68030. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I will give you $1 for warplife put it on the fucking store already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello how you make website? hello ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but I've been on the wwebsite for years! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me minor like the user can see it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait wait this sounds reasonable, IHBT??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure he will, bla bla mirrors, bla bla telescopes and motherfucking beta,fucking MAX! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 8mm starwars So Im up late feeling sick, and for some reason wanted to find an old 35mm or 70mm print of star wars. Of course it'll fucking be impossible, as I was hoping for something Lucas hadn't had the time to fuck up, say one where aunt beru is the real deal. Anyways I came across this little gem, an 8mm cut down version of star wars... I've got to say it is what I had hoped for, grainy jumpy and feels like a movie.. also because its 8MM the flicker rate is horrible. But it is the 'home movie' version from 1977 that wasn't cut or edited by that pompus windbag lucas. One can only hope that when he dies, his kids will release some edition that doesn't include any of his nonsense, and a new hope begins without this eppisode IV nonsense. For the one other person that cares, there is even an 8mm version of Empire... pt1/pt2. I didn't bother with Revenge of the Jedi, as it features bring your son to work day, and motherfucking ewoks. Clearly it was a sign of things to come. they tell him to blow it up so he kills everyone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oani3-RDvHw ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've already seen it he blows it all up himself sending the two surviving robots out adrift in space. they never put it on blue ray, probably because it wasn't the raging success thye'd hoped this eco terror movie would be. Maybe you'd connect with the other dern movie where he tries to blow the the miami dolophins ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had to sit surrounded by all these hipster faggots in NYC to see it, but it was worth the $15 and two hours. good flick. Bowie should be proud of his kid, even if he is obsessed with shit like late night 1980's telemarketed garbage... The clapper bit was funny. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's called "all that jazz" And its about Bob Fosse, the Broadway actor,dancer,choreographer,director,screenwriter,editor,great entertainer, humanitarian, dear friend... who died not long after advising the film about his life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also fuck lucas & his graphics his 'graphical' movies consist of people sitting on couches, talking about a trade dispute that is never actually mentioned what the fuck they are disputing. fuck lucas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh the fuckers that did the 8mm version managed to do an edit worse than lucas. In part two they cut the infamous 'I am your father'.. Bad enough they cut off luke getting his hand cut off....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I see kittens site now has error messages too. Although kittens excuse is that he's been dead for nearly two years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dont think fedex delivers to hell but usps is going there! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats what I get for having a fever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I feel a bit better with nyquil?! and some weird cinamon/orange "tea" ... although I dont know if it even contains tea, but it tastes good. Oh and sleep. I feel the need to sleep again. so tired. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me alarming new fetish it seems that the great lack of bathroom facilities is leading to some new fetish... It seems to be a growing trend in all kinds of self produced porn from women, at some point there will be pictures of girls pissing on the streets, sinks eachother or wherever... What is going on?? behold. wrong theme ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me doonno but today is the 28th, big funeral. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jew girl fucks arab boy. film @11. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when everywhere you do go ignorant motherfuckers abound perhaps you check mirror. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what did they do to you that made porn creepy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cold and hungry mascott cold and hungry. Are You Cold? Hungry? Addicted? Insane? 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to require headder/footer things, and the announcement of FroggTML, and the revolutionary FroggBrowser using the new free core of FrogZilla... or FroggKit. Then another 30 domain names, new essays to save all of humanity, then the downward spiral.... some polished mirrors, some more scales, and maybe a chord or two then the breakdown. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes no doubt it is up to the user to script around the MDC interface. Hey here is a TIL, the source to reddit it available, why can't MDC just use that? make all the subreddits on crazy he wants!?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well we have two choices make our own spam reddit. I donno. I really don't give a fuck right now one way or the other, but I know I can get it done. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the crawford awakens; yet the machine still reads; an error occurred while processing this directive ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IIS control panel custom errors... its pretty self expanitory since IIS 4.0 ... although the 7.0 shit is. fucking all over the motherfucking place. It is about as intuitive as apache. Even kitten had his own 404. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny all I get is: [an error occurred while processing this directive] ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no, thank god. the $2.50 USD for a VPS or one of those shitty 100mb free things are too hard for him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe it could be a high rise steel building and it could pancake down, you know if someone were to fly a plane into it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OMG how come nobody noticed that 'Cindy' should have been... Cindy Crawford. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS holodeck? fuck that its called disney world. hire some actors, get some costumes, and write the scirpt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then why not let the machines be machines, and humans be humans? crossing the line for one to another isn't healthy. lets say you pull off what you want. you'll be right back where you started, as the machines will be just as uncomfortable as the humans. maybe you need some programming....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so warp life got shelved for this? and it still has... [an error occurred while processing this directive] debugger where art thou? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i always forget i have bbc access but... meh it's all like sucky proto US shows anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so that'd be 80% of the population 'northerners' lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I discovered much to my horror that I had over 16,000 emails in my spam folder. HOLY SHIT. bought someones domain as it expired, and turned on a rule that lets me get all inbound messages.... apparently they were actively ordering viagra on the internet as this shit was just a tad too targeted. I'm sure "harry" gave up the domain because of the overwhelming spam. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not grandious enough or simplistic enough. Just as it is about polishing glass instead of stargazing, debugging instead of programming, and playing scales instead of composing. sure he is capable, but ... He's the kind of guy that creates his own assembler, linker and unlexxed lexer because he doesn't like the way the big guys do it.... I think he likes the energy of a new project, a new direction, and a new and bigger goal? MDC should have been in marketing, he's a gabber not a doer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me your just a barker at the circus. Even your simple mission of getting an app into the appstore as a business card has failed. Nobody is going to jailbreak their phone to run warplife, and nobody is voiding xbox warentees for it either. All you've done is redefined success in order to hide the failure. Instead Warplife, now joins oggfrog, froggwallet, vancouver diaries, and everything else much like the Ryugyong hotel was redefined as a North Korean Success. Just fucking publish it, people will find bugs, and you'll fix them. welcome to the new cycle. nobody ships on ROM cartridges anymore, just as nobody uses 68000's anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mars aint the kind of place to raise a kid in fact its cold as hell and there is noone there to raise them if you did thanks now play me a tune. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sun cna you sing us a memory? im not sure how it goes, but it was sad and sweet when I (k)new it complete ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny a wise man once said all you need is love. but now they only take FRN's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let it be. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me by the riviers of Babylon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mostly CO2 and the planet is dead. its a cold dead rock. no idea why people are interested. IO is far more interesting, although the radiation from Jupiter would cook ya! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I weap as I read this as all I see is you in the mire grinding glass missing yet another shooting star ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its doing fine how about you, piano man? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no more cadilacs no more high life, just a bottle of red & white. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that just puts me in a new york state of mind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me same reason why you debug but not code. it's ok... There is no viewings not performance no rowboats to china no laundry nothing holding you b a c k. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What's that Huston? ground control to major tom ground control to major tom 9 take your protein pills and put your helmet on 8 7 ground control to major tom 6 commending count down engines on ground control to major tom 5 4 ground control to major tom 3 2 check your iginition and may gods love be with you 1 this is ground control to major tom you've really made the grade and the papers want to know whos media player you wear now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare .... this is major frogg to ground control now im stepping through the door and im floating in a most peculiar way and the starz look very different today for here am i sitting in a tin can far above the GNU pranet earth is blue and there is nothing i can doo this is major tom to ground control though im cross 100,000,000,000 downloads and I'm feeling very skilled and I think I know which way my space ship wishes to go tell my wife bonita I love her very much she knows ground control to major tom, your upload link is dead, there is something wrong! can you hear me major tom? can you hear me major tom? can you hear me major tom? .. I've heard a rumor from ground control oh no don't say can you hear me major tom? its true can you hear me major tom? negative on retro burn. can you hear me major tom? I've got a message for the action man I'm happy hope your happy too can you hear me major tom? can you hear me major tom? I've laught and needed love too Ashes to ashes funk to funky we all know major toms a junky can you hear me major tom? an all time can you hear me major tom? lo w . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm happy hope your happy too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so here we are 99 luft ballons and all. will anything change for the witisims of one man? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No Nathaneil, no. Oh no Nathaneil no, there must be something worth living for, something worth trying for, even something worth dying for... something... something in the spirit of man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in god we trust lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you didn't hear the compressed gas hiss out? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Twas teh night before christmas and all thoughout the house; not a creature was stirring; not even a crawmouse; the child & woman were tucked away not caring all tuckerd out after some nasty inlaw event but i was down stairs with my day glow lights fuckign with warplife / NT to see what may arise. pattern 357 has been going for a while now. Over 1000 generations. Christ Im bored one more beer then off to bed. im sure the carnage tomorrow will be much as i didn't get no engagment rings for the one that keeps on fighting and pissng me off wake up time to die. 1760 generations night. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe all cindy needed was someone to play her some scales... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was going to cure them so much for that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Coming Insurrection First Circle: "I AM WHAT I AM" Second Circle: "Entertainment is a vital need" Third Circle: "Life, health and love are precarious -- why should work be an exception?" Fourth Circle: "More simple, more fun, more mobile, more secure!" Fifth Circle: "Less possessions, more connections!" Sixth Circle: "The environment is an industrial challenge." Seventh Circle: "We are building a civilized space here" GET GOING! FIND EACH OTHER GET ORGANIZED INSURRECTION From whatever angle you approach it, the present offers no way out. This is not the least of its virtues. From those who seek hope above all, it tears away every firm ground. Those who claim to have solutions are contradicted almost immediately. Everyone agrees that things can only get worse. "The future has no future" is the wisdom of an age that, for all its appearance of perfect normalcy, has reached the level of consciousness of the first punks. The sphere of political representation has come to a close. From left to right, it's the same nothingness striking the pose of an emperor or a savior, the same sales assistants adjusting their discourse according to the findings of the latest surveys. Those who still vote seem to have no other intention than to desecrate the ballot box by voting as a pure act of protest. We're beginning to suspect that it's only against voting itself that people continue to vote. Nothing we're being shown is adequate to the situation, not by far. In its very silence, the populace seems infinitely more mature than all these puppets bickering amongst themselves about how to govern it. The ramblings of any Belleville chibani contain more wisdom than all the declarations of our so-called leaders. The lid on the social kettle is shut triple-tight, and the pressure inside continues to build. From out of Argentina, the specter of Que Se Vayan Todos is beginning to seriously haunt the ruling class. The flames of November 2005 still flicker in everyone's minds. Those first joyous fires were the baptism of a decade full of promise. The media fable of "banlieue vs. the Republic" may work, but what it gains in effectiveness it loses in truth. Fires were lit in the city centers, but this news was methodically suppressed. Whole streets in Barcelona burned in solidarity, but no one knew about it apart from the people living there. And it's not even true that the country has stopped burning. Many different profiles can be found among the arrested, with little that unites them besides a hatred for existing society -- not class, race, or even neighborhood. What was new wasn't the "banlieue revolt," since that was already going on in the 80s, but the break with its established forms. These assailants no longer listen to anybody, neither to their Big Brothers and Big Sisters, nor to the community organizations charged with overseeing the return to normal. No "SOS Racism" could sink its cancerous roots into this event, whose apparent conclusion can be credited only to fatigue, falsification and the media omert. This whole series of nocturnal vandalisms and anonymous attacks, this wordless destruction, has widened the breach between politics and the political. No one can honestly deny the obvious: this was an assault that made no demands, a threat without a message, and it had nothing to do with "politics." One would have to be oblivious to the autonomous youth movements of the last 30 years not to see the purely political character of this resolute negation of politics. Like lost children we trashed the prized trinkets of a society that deserves no more respect than the monuments of Paris at the end of the Bloody Week -- and knows it. There will be no social solution to the present situation. First, because the vague aggregate of social milieus, institutions, and individualized bubbles that is called, with a touch of antiphrasis, "society," has no consistency. Second, because there's no longer any language for common experience. And we cannot share wealth if we do not share a language. It took half a century of struggle around the Enlightenment to make the French Revolution possible, and a century of struggle around work to give birth to the fearsome "welfare state." Struggles create the language in which a new order expresses itself. But there is nothing like that today. Europe is now a continent gone broke that shops secretly at discount stores and has to fly budget airlines if it wants to travel at all. No "problems" framed in social terms admit of a solution. The questions of "pensions," of "job security," of "young people" and their "violence" can only be held in suspense while the situation these words serve to cover up is continually policed for signs of further unrest. Nothing can make it an attractive prospect to wipe the asses of pensioners for minimum wage. Those who have found less humiliation and more advantage in a life of crime than in sweeping floors will not turn in their weapons, and prison won't teach them to love society. Cuts to their monthly pensions will undermine the desperate pleasure-seeking of hordes of retirees, making them stew and splutter about the refusal to work among an ever larger section of youth. And finally, no guaranteed income granted the day after a quasi-uprising will be able to lay the foundation of a new New Deal, a new pact, a new peace. The social feeling has already evaporated too much for that. As an attempted solution, the pressure to ensure that nothing happens, together with police surveillance of the territory, will only intensify. The unmanned drone that flew over Seine-Saint-Denis last July 14th -- as the police later confirmed -- presents a much more vivid image of the future than all the fuzzy humanistic projections. That they were careful to assure us that the drone was unarmed gives us a clear indication of the road we're headed down. The territory will be partitioned into ever more restricted zones. Highways built around the borders of "problem neighborhoods" already form invisible walls closing off those areas off from the middle-class subdivisions. Whatever defenders of the Republic may think, the control of neighborhoods "by the community" is manifestly the most effective means available. The purely metropolitan sections of the country, the main city centers, will go about their opulent lives in an ever more crafty, ever more sophisticated, ever more shimmering deconstruction. They will illuminate the whole planet with their glaring neon lights, as the patrols of the BAC and private security companies (i.e. paramilitary units) proliferate under the umbrella of an increasingly shameless judicial protection. The impasse of the present, everywhere in evidence, is everywhere denied. There will be no end of psychologists, sociologists, and literary hacks applying themselves to the case, each with a specialized jargon from which the conclusions are especially absent. It's enough to listen to the songs of the times -- the asinine "alt-folk" where the petty bourgeoisie dissects the state of its soul, next to declarations of war from Mafia K'1 Fry -- to know that a certain coexistence will end soon, that a decision is near. This book is signed in the name of an imaginary collective. Its editors are not its authors. They were content merely to introduce a little order into the common-places of our time, collecting some of the murmurings around barroom tables and behind closed bedroom doors. They've done nothing more than lay down a few necessary truths, whose universal repression fills psychiatric hospitals with patients, and eyes with pain. They've made themselves scribes of the situation. It's the privileged feature of radical circumstances that a rigorous application of logic leads to revolution. It's enough just to say what is before our eyes and not to shrink from the conclusions. First Circle: "I AM WHAT I AM" "I AM WHAT I AM." This is marketing's latest offering to the world, the final stage in the development of advertising, far beyond all the exhortations to be different, to be oneself and drink Pepsi. Decades of concepts in order to get where we are, to arrive at pure tautology. I = I. He's running on a treadmill in front of the mirror in his gym. She's coming back from work, behind the wheel of her Smart car. Will they meet? "I AM WHAT I AM." My body belongs to me. I am me, you are you, and something's wrong. Mass personalization. Individualization of all conditions -- life, work and misery. Diffuse schizophrenia. Rampant depression. Atomization into fine paranoiac particles. Hysterization of contact. The more I want to be me, the more I feel an emptiness. The more I express myself, the more I am drained. The more I run after myself, the more tired I get. We cling to our self like a coveted job title. We've become our own representatives in a strange commerce, guarantors of a personalization that feels, in the end, a lot more like an amputation. We insure our selves to the point of bankruptcy, with a more or less disguised clumsiness. Meanwhile, I manage. The quest for a self, my blog, my apartment, the latest fashionable crap, relationship dramas, who's fucking who... whatever prosthesis it takes to hold onto an "I"! If "society" hadn't become such a definitive abstraction, then it would denote all the existential crutches that allow me to keep dragging on, the ensemble of dependencies I've contracted as the price of my identity. The handicapped person is the model citizen of tomorrow. It's not without foresight that the associations exploiting them today demand that they be granted a "subsistence income." The injunction, everywhere, to "be someone" maintains the pathological state that makes this society necessary. The injunction to be strong produces the very weakness by which it maintains itself, so that everything seems to take on a therapeutic character, even working, even love. All those "how's it goings?" that we exchange give the impression of a society composed of patients taking each other's temperatures. Sociability is now made up of a thousand little niches, a thousand little refuges where you can take shelter. Where it's always better than the bitter cold outside. Where everything's false, since it's all just a pretext for getting warmed up. Where nothing can happen since we're all too busy shivering silently together. Soon this society will only be held together by the mere tension of all the social atoms straining towards an illusory cure. It's a power plant that runs its turbines on a gigantic reservoir of unwept tears, always on the verge of spilling over. "I AM WHAT I AM." Never has domination found such an innocent-sounding slogan. The maintenance of the self in a permanent state of deterioration, in a chronic state of near-collapse, is the best-kept secret of the present order of things. The weak, depressed, self-critical, virtual self is essentially that endlessly adaptable subject required by the ceaseless innovation of production, the accelerated obsolescence of technologies, the constant overturning of social norms, and generalized flexibility. It is at the same time the most voracious consumer and, paradoxically, the most productive self, the one that will most eagerly and energetically throw itself into the slightest project, only to return later to its original larval state. "WHAT AM I," then? Since childhood, I've passed through a flow of milk, smells, stories, sounds, emotions, nursery rhymes, substances, gestures, ideas, impressions, gazes, songs, and foods. What am I? Tied in every way to places, sufferings, ancestors, friends, loves, events, languages, memories, to all kinds of things that obviously are not me. Everything that attaches me to the world, all the links that constitute me, all the forces that compose me don't form an identity, a thing displayable on cue, but a singular, shared, living existence, from which emerges -- at certain times and places -- that being which says "I." Our feeling of inconsistency is simply the consequence of this foolish belief in the permanence of the self and of the little care we give to what makes us what we are. It's dizzying to see Reebok's "I AM WHAT I AM" enthroned atop a Shanghai skyscraper. The West everywhere rolls out its favorite Trojan horse: the exasperating antimony between the self and the world, the individual and the group, between attachment and freedom. Freedom isn't the act of shedding our attachments, but the practical capacity to work on them, to move around in their space, to form or dissolve them. The family only exists as a family, that is, as a hell, for those who've quit trying to alter its debilitating mechanisms, or don't know how to. The freedom to uproot oneself has always been a phantasmic freedom. We can't rid ourselves of what binds us without at the same time losing the very thing to which our forces would be applied. "I AM WHAT I AM," then, is not simply a lie, a simple advertising campaign, but a military campaign, a war cry directed against everything that exists between beings, against everything that circulates indistinctly, everything that invisibly links them, everything that prevents complete desolation, against everything that makes us exist, and ensures that the whole world doesn't everywhere have the look and feel of a highway, an amusement park or a new town: pure boredom, passionless but well-ordered, empty, frozen space, where nothing moves apart from registered bodies, molecular automobiles, and ideal commodities. We are not depressed; we're on strike. For those who refuse to manage themselves, "depression" is not a state but a passage, a bowing out, a sidestep towards a political disaffiliation. From then on medication and the police are the only possible forms of conciliation. This is why the present society doesn't hesitate to impose Ritalin on its over-active children, or to strap people into life-long dependence on pharmaceuticals, and why it claims to be able to detect "behavioral disorders" at age three. Because everywhere the hypothesis of the self is beginning to crack. Second Circle: "Entertainment is a vital need" A government that declares a state of emergency against fifteen-year-old kids. A country that takes refuge in the arms of a football team. A cop in a hospital bed, complaining about being the victim of "violence." A city councilwoman issuing a decree against the building of tree houses. Two ten year olds, in Chelles, charged with burning down a video game arcade. This era excels in a certain situation of the grotesque that seems to escape it every time. The truth is that the plaintive, indignant tones of the news media are unable to stifle the burst of laughter that welcomes these headlines. A burst of laughter is the only appropriate response to all the serious "questions" posed by news analysts. To take the most banal: there is no "immigration question." Who still grows up where they were born? Who lives where they grew up? Who works where they live? Who lives where their ancestors did? And to whom do the children of this era belong, to television or their parents? The truth is that we have been completely torn from any belonging, we are no longer from anywhere, and the result, in addition to a new disposition to tourism, is an undeniable suffering. Our history is one of colonizations, of migrations, of wars, of exiles, of the destruction of all roots. It's the story of everything that has made us foreigners in this world, guests in our own family. We have been expropriated from our own language by education, from our songs by reality TV contests, from our flesh by mass pornography, from our city by the police, and from our friends by wage-labor. To this we should add, in France, the ferocious and secular work of individualization by the power of the state, that classifies, compares, disciplines and separates its subjects starting from a very young age, that instinctively grinds down any solidarities that escape it until nothing remains except citizenship -- a pure, phantasmic sense of belonging to the Republic. The Frenchman, more than anyone else, is the embodiment of the dispossessed, the destitute. His hatred of foreigners is based on his hatred of himself as a foreigner. The mixture of jealousy and fear he feels toward the "cits" expresses nothing but his resentment for all he has lost. He can't help envying these so-called "problem" neighborhoods where there still persists a bit of communal life, a few links between beings, some solidarities not controlled by the state, an informal economy, an organization that is not yet detached from those who organize. We have arrived at a point of privation where the only way to feel French is to curse the immigrants and those who are more visibly foreign. In this country, the immigrants assume a curious position of sovereignty: if they weren't here, the French might stop existing. France is a product of its schools, and not the inverse. We live in an excessively scholastic country, where one remembers passing an exam as a sort of life passage. Where retired people still tell you about their failure, forty years earlier, in such and such an exam, and how it screwed up their whole career, their whole life. For a century and a half, the national school system has been producing a type of state subjectivity that stands out amongst all others. People who accept competition on the condition that the playing field is level. Who expect in life that each person be rewarded as in a contest, according to their merit. Who always ask permission before taking. Who silently respect culture, the rules, and those with the best grades. Even their attachment to their great, critical intellectuals and their rejection of capitalism are branded by this love of school. It's this construction of subjectivities by the state that is breaking down, every day a little more, with the decline of the scholarly institutions. The reappearance, over the past twenty years, of a school and a culture of the street, in competition with the school of the republic and its cardboard culture, is the most profound trauma that French universalism is presently undergoing. On this point, the extreme right is already reconciled with the most virulent left. However, the name Jules Ferry -- Minister of Thiers during the crushing of the Commune and theoretician of colonization -- should itself be enough to render this institution suspect. When we see teachers from some "citizens' vigilance committee" come on the evening news to whine about someone burning down their school, we remember how many times, as children, we dreamed of doing exactly this. When we hear a leftist intellectual blabbering about the barbarism of groups of kids harassing passersby in the street, shoplifting, burning cars, and playing cat and mouse with riot police, we remember what they said about the greasers in the 50s or, better, the apaches in the "Belle poque": "The generic name apaches," writes a judge at the Seine tribunal in 1907, "has for the past few years been a way of designating all dangerous individuals, enemies of society, without nation or family, deserters of all duties, ready for the most audacious confrontations, and for any sort of attack on persons and properties." These gangs who flee work, who adopt the names of their neighborhoods, and confront the police are the nightmare of the good, individualized French citizen: they embody everything he has renounced, all the possible joy he will never experience. There is something impertinent about existing in a country where a child singing as she pleases is inevitably silenced with a "stop, you're going to stir things up," where scholastic castration unleashes floods of policed employees. The aura that persists around Mesrine has less to do with his uprightness and his audacity than with the fact that he took it upon himself to enact vengeance on what we should all avenge. Or rather, of what we should avenge directly, when instead we continue to hesitate and defer endlessly. Because there is no doubt that in a thousand imperceptible and undercover ways, in all sorts of slanderous remarks, in every spiteful little expression and venomous politeness, the Frenchman continues to avenge, permanently and against everyone, the fact that he's resigned himself to being trampled over. It was about time that fuck the police! replaced yes sir, officer! In this sense, the un-nuanced hostility of certain gangs only expresses, in a slightly less muffled way, the poisonous atmosphere, the rotten spirit, the desire for a salvational destruction in which the country is completely consumed. To call this population of strangers in the midst of which we live "society" is such an usurpation that even sociologists dream of renouncing a concept that was, for a century, their bread and butter. Now they prefer the metaphor of a network to describe the connection of cybernetic solitudes, the intermeshing of weak interactions under names like "colleague," "contact," "buddy," "acquaintance," or "date." Such networks sometimes condense into a milieu, where nothing is shared but codes, and where nothing is played out except the incessant recomposition of identity. It would be a waste of time to detail all that which is agonizing in existing social relations. They say the family is coming back, that the couple is coming back. But the family that's coming back is not the same one that went away. Its return is nothing but a deepening of the reigning separation that it serves to mask, becoming what it is through this masquerade. Everyone can testify to the rations of sadness condensed from year to year in family gatherings, the forced smiles, the awkwardness of seeing everyone pretending in vain, the feeling that a corpse is lying there on the table, and everyone acting as though it were nothing. From flirtation to divorce, from cohabitation to stepfamilies, everyone feels the inanity of the sad family nucleus, but most seem to believe that it would be sadder still to renounce it. The family is no longer so much the suffocation of maternal control or the patriarchy of beatings as it is this infantile abandon to a fuzzy dependency, where everything is familiar, this carefree moment in the face of a world that nobody can deny is breaking down, a world where "becoming self-sufficient" is a euphemism for "having found a boss." They want to use the "familiarity" of the biological family as an excuse to eat away at anything that burns passionately within us and, under the pretext that they raised us, make us renounce the possibility of growing up, as well as everything that is serious in childhood. It is necessary to preserve oneself from such corrosion. The couple is like the final stage of the great social debacle. It's the oasis in the middle of the human desert. Under the auspices of "intimacy," we come to it looking for everything that has so obviously deserted contemporary social relations: warmth, simplicity, truth, a life without theater or spectator. But once the romantic high has passed, "intimacy" strips itself bare: it is itself a social invention, it speaks the language of glamour magazines and psychology; like everything else, it is bolstered with so many strategies to the point of nausea. There is no more truth here than elsewhere; here too lies and the laws of estrangement dominate. And when, by good fortune, one discovers this truth, it demands a sharing that belies the very form of the couple. What allows beings to love each other is also what makes them lovable, and ruins the utopia of autism-for-two. In reality, the decomposition of all social forms is a blessing. It is for us the ideal condition for a wild, massive experimentation with new arrangements, new fidelities. The famous "parental resignation" has imposed on us a confrontation with the world that demands a precocious lucidity, and foreshadows lovely revolts to come. In the death of the couple, we see the birth of troubling forms of collective affectivity, now that sex is all used up and masculinity and femininity parade around in such moth-eaten clothes, now that three decades of non-stop pornographic innovation have exhausted all the allure of transgression and liberation. We count on making that which is unconditional in relationships the armor of a political solidarity as impenetrable to state interference as a gypsy camp. There is no reason that the interminable subsidies that numerous relatives are compelled to offload onto their proletarianized progeny can't become a form of patronage in favor of social subversion. "Becoming autonomous," could just as easily mean learning to fight in the street, to occupy empty houses, to cease working, to love each other madly, and to shoplift. Third Circle: "Life, health and love are precarious -- why should work be an exception?" No question is more confused, in France, than the question of work. No relation is more disfigured than the one between the French and work. Go to Andalusia, to Algeria, to Naples. They despise work, profoundly. Go to Germany, to the United States, to Japan. They revere work. Things are changing, it's true. There are plenty of otaku in Japan, frohe Arbeitslose in Germany and workaholics in Andalusia. But for the time being these are only curiosities. In France, we get down on all fours to climb the ladders of hierarchy, but privately flatter ourselves that we don't really give a shit. We stay at work until ten o'clock in the evening when we're swamped, but we've never had any scruples about stealing office supplies here and there, or carting off the inventory in order to resell it later. We hate bosses, but we want to be employed at any cost. To have a job is an honor, yet working is a sign of servility. In short: the perfect clinical illustration of hysteria. We love while hating, we hate while loving. And we all know the stupor and confusion that strike the hysteric when he loses his victim -- his master. Most of the time he never recovers. This neurosis is the foundation upon which successive governments could declare war on joblessness, pretending to wage a "battle on unemployment" while ex-managers camped with their cell phones in Red Cross shelters along the banks of the Seine. While the Department of Labor was massively manipulating its statistics in order to bring unemployment numbers below two million. While welfare checks and drug dealing were the only guarantees, as the French state has recognized, against the possibility of social unrest at each and every moment. It's the psychic economy of the French as much as the political stability of the country that is at stake in the maintenance of the workerist fiction. Excuse us if we don't give a fuck. We belong to a generation that lives very well in this fiction. That has never counted on either a pension or the right to work, let alone rights at work. That isn't even "precarious," as the most advanced factions of the militant left like to theorize, because to be precarious is still to define oneself in relation to the sphere of work, that is, to its decomposition. We accept the necessity of finding money, by whatever means, because it is currently impossible to do without it, but we reject the necessity of working. Besides, we don't work anymore: we do our time. Business is not a place where we exist, it's a place we pass through. We aren't cynical, we are just reluctant to be deceived. All these discourses on motivation, quality and personal investment pass us by, to the great dismay of human resources managers. They say we are disappointed by business, that it failed to honor our parents' loyalty, that it let them go too quickly. They are lying. To be disappointed, one must have hoped for something. And we have never hoped for anything from business: we see it for what it is and for what it has always been, a fool's game of varying degrees of comfort. On behalf of our parents, our only regret is that they fell into the trap, at least the ones who believed. The sentimental confusion that surrounds the question of work can be explained thus: the notion of work has always included two contradictory dimensions: a dimension of exploitation and a dimension of participation. Exploitation of individual and collective labor power through the private or social appropriation of surplus value; participation in a common effort through the relations linking those who cooperate at the heart of the universe of production. These two dimensions are perversely confused in the notion of work, which explains workers' indifference, at the end of the day, to both Marxist rhetoric -- which denies the dimension of participation -- and managerial rhetoric -- which denies the dimension of exploitation. Hence the ambivalence of the relation of work, which is shameful insofar as it makes us strangers to what we are doing, and -- at the same time -- adored, insofar as a part of ourselves is brought into play. The disaster has already occurred: it resides in everything that had to be destroyed, in all those who had to be uprooted, in order for work to end up as the only way of existing. The horror of work is less in the work itself than in the methodical ravaging, for centuries, of all that isn't work: the familiarities of one's neighborhood and trade, of one's village, of struggle, of kinship, our attachment to places, to beings, to the seasons, to ways of doing and speaking. Here lies the present paradox: work has totally triumphed over all other ways of existing, at the very moment when workers have become superfluous. Gains in productivity, outsourcing, mechanization, automated and digital production have so progressed that they have almost reduced to zero the quantity of living labor necessary in the manufacture of any product. We are living the paradox of a society of workers without work, where entertainment, consumption and leisure only underscore the lack from which they are supposed to distract us. The mine in Carmaux, famous for a century of violent strikes, has now been reconverted into Cape Discovery. It's an entertainment "multiplex" for skateboarding and biking, distinguished by a "Mining Museum" in which methane blasts are simulated for vacationers. In corporations, work is divided in an increasingly visible way into highly skilled positions of research, conception, control, coordination and communication which deploy all the knowledge necessary for the new, cybernetic production process, and unskilled positions for the maintenance and surveillance of this process. The first are few in number, very well paid and thus so coveted that the minority who occupy these positions will do anything to avoid losing them. They and their work are effectively bound in one anguished embrace. Managers, scientists, lobbyists, researchers, programmers, developers, consultants and engineers, literally never stop working. Even their sex lives serve to augment productivity. A Human Resources philosopher writes, "[t]he most creative businesses are the ones with the greatest number of intimate relations." "Business associates," a Daimler-Benz Human Resources Manager confirms, "are an important part of the business's capital [...] Their motivation, their know-how, their capacity to innovate and their attention to clients' desires constitute the raw material of innovative services [...] Their behavior, their social and emotional competence, are a growing factor in the evaluation of their work [...] This will no longer be evaluated in terms of number of hours on the job, but on the basis of objectives attained and quality of results. They are entrepreneurs." The series of tasks that can't be delegated to automation form a nebulous cluster of jobs that, because they cannot be occupied by machines, are occupied by any old human -- warehousemen, stock people, assembly line workers, seasonal workers, etc. This flexible, undifferentiated workforce that moves from one task to the next and never stays long in a business can no longer even consolidate itself as a force, being outside the center of the production process and employed to plug the holes of what has not yet been mechanized, as if pulverized in a multitude of interstices. The temp is the figure of the worker who is no longer a worker, who no longer has a trade -- but only abilities that he sells where he can -- and whose very availability is also a kind of work. On the margins of this workforce that is effective and necessary for the functioning of the machine, is a growing majority that has become superfluous, that is certainly useful to the flow of production but not much else, which introduces the risk that, in its idleness, it will set about sabotaging the machine. The menace of a general demobilization is the specter that haunts the present system of production. Not everybody responds to the question "why work?" in the same way as this ex-welfare recipient: "for my well-being. I have to keep myself busy." There is a serious risk that we will end up finding a job in our very idleness. This floating population must somehow be kept occupied. But to this day they have not found a better disciplinary method than wages. It's therefore necessary to pursue the dismantling of "social gains" so that the most restless ones, those who will only surrender when faced with the alternative between dying of hunger or stagnating in jail, are lured back to the bosom of wage-labor. The burgeoning slave trade in "personal services" must continue: cleaning, catering, massage, domestic nursing, prostitution, tutoring, therapy, psychological aid, etc. This is accompanied by a continual raising of the standards of security, hygiene, control, and culture, and by an accelerated recycling of fashions, all of which establish the need for such services. In Rouen, we now have "human parking meters:" someone who waits around on the street and delivers you your parking slip, and, if it's raining, will even rent you an umbrella. The order of work was the order of a world. The evidence of its ruin is paralyzing to those who dread what will come after. Today work is tied less to the economic necessity of producing goods than to the political necessity of producing producers and consumers, and of preserving by any means necessary the order of work. Producing oneself is becoming the dominant occupation of a society where production no longer has an object: like a carpenter who's been evicted from his shop and in desperation sets about hammering and sawing himself. All these young people smiling for their job interviews, who have their teeth whitened to give them an edge, who go to nightclubs to boost the company spirit, who learn English to advance their careers, who get divorced or married to move up the ladder, who take courses in leadership or practice "self-improvement" in order to better "manage conflicts" -- "the most intimate `self-improvement'", says one guru, "will lead to increased emotional stability, to smoother and more open relationships, to sharper intellectual focus, and therefore to a better economic performance." This swarming little crowd that waits impatiently to be hired while doing whatever it can to seem natural is the result of an attempt to rescue the order of work through an ethos of mobility. To be mobilized is to relate to work not as an activity but as a possibility. If the unemployed person removes his piercings, goes to the barber and keeps himself busy with "projects," if he really works on his "employability," as they say, it's because this is how he demonstrates his mobility. Mobility is this slight detachment from the self, this minimal disconnection from what constitutes us, this condition of strangeness whereby the self can now be taken up as an object of work, and it now becomes possible to sell oneself rather than one's labor power, to be remunerated not for what one does but for what one is, for our exquisite mastery of social codes, for our relational talents, for our smile and our way of presenting ourselves. This is the new standard of socialization. Mobility brings about a fusion of the two contradictory poles of work: here we participate in our own exploitation, and all participation is exploited. Ideally, you are yourself a little business, your own boss, your own product. Whether one is working or not, it's a question of generating contacts, abilities, networking, in short: "human capital." The planetary injunction to mobilize at the slightest pretext cancer, "terrorism," an earthquake, the homeless -- sums up the reigning powers' determination to maintain the reign of work beyond its physical disappearance. The present production apparatus is therefore, on the one hand, a gigantic machine for psychic and physical mobilization, for sucking the energy of humans that have become superfluous, and, on the other hand, it is a sorting machine that allocates survival to conformed subjectivities and rejects all "problem individuals," all those who embody another use of life and, in this way, resist it. On the one hand, ghosts are brought to life, and on the other, the living are left to die. This is the properly political function of the contemporary production apparatus. To organize beyond and against work, to collectively desert the regime of mobility, to demonstrate the existence of a vitality and a discipline precisely in demobilization, is a crime for which a civilization on its knees is not about to forgive us. In fact, it's the only way to survive it. Fourth Circle: "More simple, more fun, more mobile, more secure!" We've heard enough about the "city" and the "country," and particularly about the supposed ancient opposition between the two. From up close or from afar, what surrounds us looks nothing like that: it is one single urban cloth, without form or order, a bleak zone, endless and undefined, a global continuum of museum-like city centers and natural parks, of enormous suburban housing developments and massive agricultural projects, industrial zones and subdivisions, country inns and trendy bars: the metropolis. Certainly the ancient city existed, as did the cities of medieval and modern times. But there is no such thing as a metropolitan city. All territory is synthesized within the metropolis. Everything occupies the same space, if not geographically then through the intermeshing of its networks. It's because the city has finally disappeared that it has now become fetishized, as history. The factory buildings of Lille become concert halls. The rebuilt concrete core of Le Havre is now a UNESCO World Heritage sire. In Beijing, the hutongs surrounding the Forbidden City were demolished, replaced by fake versions, placed a little farther out, on display for sightseers. In Troyes they paste half-timber facades onto cinderblock buildings, a type of pastiche that resembles the Victorian shops at Disneyland Paris more than anything else. The old historic centers, once hotbeds of revolutionary sedition, are now wisely integrated into the organizational diagram of the metropolis. They've been given over to tourism and conspicuous consumption. They are the fairy-tale commodity islands, propped up by their expos and decorations, and by force if necessary. The oppressive sentimentality of every "Christmas Village" is offset by ever more security guards and city patrols. Control has a wonderful way of integrating itself into the commodity landscape, showing its authoritarian face to anyone who wants to see it. It's an age of fusions, of muzak, telescoping police batons and cotton candy. Equal parts police surveillance and enchantement! This taste for the "authentic," and for the control that goes with it, is carried by the petty bourgeoisie through their colonizing drives into working class neighborhoods. Pushed out of the city centers, they find on the frontiers the kind of "neighborhood feeling" they missed in the prefab houses of suburbia. In chasing out the poor people, the cars, and the immigrants, in making it tidy, in getting rid of all the germs, the petty bourgeoisie pulverizes the very thing it came looking for. A police officer and a garbage man shake hands in a picture on a town billboard, and the slogan reads: "Montauban -- Clean City." The same sense of decency that obliges urbanists to stop speaking of the "city" (which they destroyed) and instead to talk of the "urban," should compel them also to drop "country" (since it no longer exists). The uprooted and stressed-out masses are instead shown a countryside, a vision of the past that's easy to stage now that the country folk have been so depleted. It is a marketing campaign deployed on a "territory" in which everything must be valorized or reconstituted as national heritage. Everywhere it's the same chilling void, reaching into even the most remote and rustic corners. The metropolis is this simultaneous death of city and country. It is the crossroads where all the petty bourgeois come together, in the middle of this middle class that stretches out indefinitely, as much a result of rural flight as of urban sprawl. To cover the planet with glass would fit perfectly the cynicism of contemporary architecture. A school, a hospital, or a media center are all variations on the same theme: transparency, neutrality, uniformity. These massive, fluid buildings are conceived without any need to know what they will house. They could be here as much as anywhere else. What to do with all the office towers at La Dfense in Paris, the apartment blocks of Lyon's La Part Dieu, or the shopping complexes of EuraLille? The expression "flambant neuf" perfectly captures their destiny. A Scottish traveler testifies to the unique attraction of the power of fire, speaking after rebels had burned the Htel de Ville in Paris in May, 1871: "Never could I have imagined anything so beautiful. It's superb. I won't deny that the people of the Commune are frightful rogues. But what artists! And they were not even aware of their own masterpiece! [...] I have seen the ruins of Amalfi bathed in the azure swells of the Mediterranean, and the ruins of the Tung-hoor temples in Punjab. I've seen Rome and many other things. But nothing can compare to what I have seen here tonight before my very eyes." There still remain some fragments of the city and some traces of the country caught up in the metropolitan mesh. But vitality has taken up quarters in the so-called "problem" neighborhoods. It's a paradox that the places thought to be the most uninhabitable turn out to be the only ones still in some way inhabited. An old squatted shack still feels more lived in than the so-called luxury apartments where it is only possible to set down the furniture and get the dcor just right while waiting for the next move. Within many of today's megalopolises, the shantytowns are the last living and livable areas, and also, of course, the most deadly. They are the flip-side of the electronic dcor of the global metropolis. The dormitory towers in the suburbs north of Paris, abandoned by a petty bourgeoisie that went off hunting for swimming pools, have been brought back to life by mass unemployment and now radiate more energy than the Latin Quarter. In words as much as fire. The conflagration of November 2005 was not a result of extreme dispossession, as it is often portrayed. It was, on the contrary, a complete possession of a territory. People can burn cars because they are pissed off, but to keep the riots going for a month, while keeping the police in check -- to do that you have to know how to organize, you have to establish complicities, you have to know the terrain perfectly, and share a common language and a common enemy. Mile after mile and week after week, the fire spread. New blazes responded to the original ones, appearing where they were least expected. Rumors can't be wiretapped. The metropolis is a terrain of constant low-intensity conflict, in which the taking of Basra, Mogadishu, or Nablus mark points of culmination. For a long time, the city was a place for the military to avoid, or if anything, to besiege; but the metropolis is perfectly compatible with war. Armed conflict is only a moment in its constant reconfiguration. The battles led by the great powers resemble a kind of never-ending police work in the black holes of the metropolis, "whether in Burkina Faso, in the South Bronx, in Kamagasaki, in Chiapas, or in La Courneuve." No longer undertaken in view of victory or peace, or even the re-establishment of order, such "interventions" continue a security operation that is always already at work. War is no longer a distinct event in time, but instead diffracts into a series of micro-operations, by both military and police, to ensure security. The police and the army are evolving in parallel and in lock-step. A criminologist requests that the national riot police reorganize itself into small, professionalized, mobile units. The military academy, cradle of disciplinary methods, is rethinking its own hierarchical organization. For his infantry battalion a NATO officer employs a "participatory method that involves everyone in the analysis, preparation, execution, and evaluation of an action. The plan is considered and reconsidered for days, right through the training phase and according to the latest intelligence [...] There is nothing like group planning for building team cohesion and morale." The armed forces don't simply adapt themselves to the metropolis, they produce it. Thus, since the battle of Nablus, Israeli soldiers have become interior designers. Forced by Palestinian guerrillas to abandon the streets, which had become too dangerous, they learned to advance vertically and horizontally into the heart of the urban architecture, poking holes in walls and ceilings in order to move through them. An officer in the Israel Defense Forces, and a graduate in philosophy, explains: "the enemy interprets space in a traditional, classical manner, and I do not want to obey this interpretation and fall into his traps. [...] I want to surprise him! This is the essence of war. I need to win [...] This is why that we opted for the methodology of moving through walls [...] Like a worm that eats its way forward." Urban space is more than just the theater of confrontation, it is also the means. This echoes the advice of Blanqui who recommended (in this case for the party of insurrection) that the future insurgents of Paris take over the houses on the barricaded streets to protect their positions, that they should bore holes in the walls to allow passage between houses, break down the ground floor stairwells and poke holes in the ceilings to defend themselves against potential attackers, rip out the doors and use them to barricade the windows, and turn each floor into a gun turret. The metropolis is not just this urban pile-up, this final collision between city and country. It is also a flow of beings and things, a current that runs through fiber-optic networks, through high-speed train lines, satellites, and video surveillance cameras, making sure that this world never stops running straight to its ruin. It is a current that would like to drag everything along in its hopeless mobility, to mobilize each and every one of us. Where information pummels us like some kind of hostile force. Where the only thing left to do is run. Where it becomes hard to wait, even for the umpteenth subway train. With the proliferation of means of movement and communication, and with the lure of always being elsewhere, we are continuously torn from the here and now. Hop on an intercity or commuter train, pick up a telephone -- in order to be already gone. Such mobility only ever means uprootedness, isolation, exile. It would be insufferable if it weren't always the mobility of a private space, of a portable interior. The private bubble doesn't burst, it floats around. The process of cocooning is not going away, it is merely being put into motion. From a train station, to an office park, to a commercial bank, from one hotel to another, there is everywhere a foreignness, a feeling so banal and so habitual it becomes the last form of familiarity. Metropolitan excess is this capricious mixing of definite moods, indefinitely recombined. The city centers of the metropolis are not clones of themselves, but offer instead their own auras; we glide from one to the next, selecting this one and rejecting that one, to the tune of a kind of existential shopping trip among different styles of bars, people, designs, or playlists. "With my mp3 player, I'm the master of my world." To cope with the uniformity that surrounds us, our only option is to constantly renovate our own interior world, like a child who constructs the same little house over and over again, or like Robinson Crusoe reproducing his shopkeeper's universe on a desert island -- yet our desert island is civilization itself, and there are billions of us continually washing up on it. It is precisely due to this architecture of flows that the metropolis is one of the most vulnerable human arrangements that has ever existed. Supple, subtle, but vulnerable. A brutal shutting down of borders to fend off a raging epidemic, a sudden interruption of supply lines, organized blockades of the axes of communication -- and the whole facade crumbles, a facade that can no longer mask the scenes of carnage haunting it from morning to night. The world would not be moving so fast if it didn't have to constantly outrun its own collapse. The metropolis aims to shelter itself from inevitable malfunction via its network structure, via its entire technological infrastructure of nodes and connections, its decentralized architecture. The internet is supposed to survive a nuclear attack. Permanent control of the flow of information, people and products makes the mobility of the metropolis secure, while its' tracking systems ensure that no shipping containers get lost, that not a single dollar is stolen in any transaction, and that no terrorist ends up on an airplane. All thanks to an RFID chip, a biometric passport, a DNA profile. But the metropolis also produces the means of its own destruction. An American security expert explains the defeat in Iraq as a result of the guerrillas' ability to take advantage of new ways of communicating. The US invasion didn't so much import democracy to Iraq as it did cybernetic networks. They brought with them one of the weapons of their own defeat. The proliferation of mobile phones and internet access points gave the guerrillas newfound ways to self-organize, and allowed them to become such elusive targets. Every network has its weak points, the nodes that must be undone in order to interrupt circulation, to unwind the web. The last great European electrical blackout proved it: a single incident with a high-tension wire and a decent part of the continent was plunged into darkness. In order for something to rise up in the midst of the metropolis and open up other possibilities, the first act must be to interrupt its perpetuum mobile. That is what the Thai rebels understood when they knocked out electrical stations. That is what the French anti-CPE protestors understood in 2006 when they shut down the universities with a view toward shutting down the entire economy. That is what the American longshoremen understood when they struck in October, 2002 in support of three hundred jobs, blocking the main ports on the West Coast for ten days. The American economy is so dependent on goods coming from Asia that the cost of the blockade was over a billion dollars per day. With ten thousand people, the largest economic power in the world can be brought to its knees. According to certain "experts," if the action had lasted another month, it would have produced "a recession in the United States and an economic nightmare in Southeast Asia." Fifth Circle: "Less possessions, more connections!" Thirty years of "crisis," mass unemployment and flagging growth, and they still want us to believe in the economy. Thirty years punctuated, it is true, by delusionary interludes: the interlude of 1981-83, when we were deluded into thinking a government of the left might make people better off; the "easy money" interlude of 1986-89, when we were all supposed to be playing the market and getting rich; the internet interlude of 1998-2001, when everyone was going to get a virtual career through being well-connected, when a diverse but united France, cultured and multicultural, would bring home every World Cup. But here we are, we've drained our supply of delusions, we've hit rock bottom and are totally broke, or buried in debt. We have to see that the economy is not "in" crisis, the economy is itself the crisis. It's not that there's not enough work, it's that there is too much of it. All things considered, it's not the crisis that depresses us, it's growth. We must admit that the litany of stock market prices moves us about as much as a Latin mass. Luckily for us, there are quite a few of us who have come to this conclusion. We're not talking about those who live off various scams, who deal in this or that, or who have been on welfare for the last ten years. Or of all those who no longer find their identity in their jobs and live for their time off. Nor are we talking about those who've been swept under the rug, the hidden ones who make do with the least, and yet outnumber the rest. All those struck by this strange mass detachment, adding to the ranks of retirees and the cynically overexploited flexible labor force. We're not talking about them, although they too should, in one way or another, arrive at a similar conclusion. We are talking about all of the countries, indeed entire continents, that have lost faith in the economy, either because they've seen the IMF come and go amid crashes and enormous losses, or because they've gotten a taste of the World Bank. The soft crisis of vocation that the West is now experiencing is completely absent in these places. What is happening in Guinea, Russia, Argentina and Bolivia is a violent and long-lasting debunking of this religion and its clergy. "What do you call a thousand IMF economists lying at the bottom of the sea?" went the joke at the World Bank, -- "a good start." A Russian joke: "Two economists meet. One asks the other: `You understand what's happening?' The other responds: `Wait, I'll explain it to you.' `No, no,' says the first, `explaining is no problem, I'm an economist, too. What I'm asking is: do you understand?" Entire sections of this clergy pretend to be dissidents and to critique this religion's dogma. The latest attempt to revive the so-called "science of the economy" -- a current that straight-facedly refers to itself as "post autistic economics" -- makes a living from dismantling the usurpations, sleights of hand and cooked books of a science whose only tangible function is to rattle the monstrance during the vociferations of the chiefs, giving their demands for submission a bit of ceremony, and ultimately doing what religions have always done: providing explanations. For total misery becomes intolerable the moment it is shown for what it is, without cause or reason. Nobody respects money anymore, neither those who have it nor those who don't. When asked what they want to be some day, twenty percent of young Germans answer "artist." Work is no longer endured as a given of the human condition. The accounting departments of corporations confess that they have no idea where value comes from. The market's bad reputation would have done it in a decade ago if not for the bluster and fury, not to mention the deep pockets, of its apologists. It is common sense now to see progress as synonymous with disaster. In the world of the economic, everything is in flight, just like in the USSR under Andropov. Anyone who has spent a little time analyzing the final years of the USSR knows very well that the pleas for goodwill coming from our rulers, all of their fantasies about some future that has disappeared without a trace, all of their professions of faith in "reforming" this and that, are just the first fissures in the structure of the wall. The collapse of the socialist bloc was in no way victory of capitalism; it was merely the bankrupting of one of the forms capitalism takes. Besides, the demise of the USSR did not come about because a people revolted, but because the nomenclature was undergoing a process of reconversion. When it proclaimed the end of socialism, a small fraction of the ruling class emancipated itself from the anachronistic duties that still bound it to the people. It took private control of what it already controlled in the name of "everyone." In the factories, the joke went: "we pretend to work, they pretend to pay us." The oligarchy replied, "there's no point, let's stop pretending!" They ended up with the raw materials, industrial infrastructures, the military-industrial complex, the banks and the nightclubs. Everyone else got poverty or emigration. Just as no one in Andropov's time believed in the USSR, no one in the meeting halls, workshops and offices believes in France today. "There's no point," respond the bosses and political leaders, who no longer even bother to file the edges off the "iron laws of the economy." They strip factories in the middle of the night and announce the shutdown early next morning. They no longer hesitate to send in anti-terrorism units to shut down a strike, like with the ferries and the occupied recycling center in Rennes. The brutal activity of power today consists both in administering this ruin while, at the same time, establishing the framework for a "new economy." And yet there is no doubt that we are cut out for the economy. For generations we were disciplined, pacified and made into subjects, productive by nature and content to consume. And suddenly everything that we were compelled to forget is revealed: that the economy is political. And that this politics is, today, a politics of discrimination within a humanity that has, as a whole, become superfluous. From Colbert to de Gaulle, by way of Napoleon III, the state has always treated the economic as political, as have the bourgeoisie (who profit from it) and the proletariat (who confront it). All that's left is this strange, middling part of the population, the curious and powerless aggregate of those who take no sides: the petty bourgeoisie. They have always pretended to believe that the economy is a reality -- because their neutrality is safe there. Small business owners, small bosses, minor bureaucrats, managers, professors, journalists, middlemen of every sort make up this non-class in France, this social gelatin composed of the mass of all those who just want to live their little private lives at a distance from history and its tumults. This swamp is predisposed to be the champion of false consciousness, half-asleep and always ready to close its eyes on the war that rages all around it. Each clarification of a front in this war is thus accompanied in France by the invention of some new fad. For the past ten years, it was ATTAC and its improbable Tobin tax -- a tax whose implementation would require nothing less than a global government -- with its sympathy for the "real economy" as opposed to the financial markets, not to mention its touching nostalgia for the state. The comedy lasts only so long before turning into a sham. And then another fad replaces it. So now we have "degrowth". Whereas ATTAC tried to save economics as a science with its popular education courses, degrowth preserves the economic as a morality. There is only one alternative to the coming apocalypse: reduce growth. Consume and produce less. Become joyously frugal. Eat organic, ride your bike, stop smoking, and pay close attention to the products you buy. Be content with what's strictly necessary. Voluntary simplicity. "Rediscover true wealth in the blossoming of convivial social relations in a healthy world." "Don't use up our natural capital." Work toward a "healthy economy." "No regulation through chaos." "Avoid a social crisis that would threaten democracy and humanism." Simply put: become economical. Go back to daddy's economy, to the golden age of the petty bourgeoisie: the 1950s. "When an individual is frugal, property serves its function perfectly, which is to allow the individual to enjoy his or her own life sheltered from public existence, in the private sanctuary of his or her life." A graphic designer wearing a handmade sweater is drinking a fruity cocktail with some friends on the terrace of an "ethnic" caf. They're chatty and cordial, they joke around a bit, they make sure not to be too loud or too quiet, they smile at each other, a little blissfully: we are so civilized. Afterwards, some of them will go work in the neighborhood community garden, while others will dabble in pottery, some Zen Buddhism, or in the making of an animated film. They find communion in the smug feeling that they constitute a new humanity, wiser and more refined than the previous one. And they are right. There is a curious agreement between Apple and the degrowth movement about the civilization of the future. Some people's idea of returning to the economy of yesteryear offers others the convenient screen behind which a great technological leap forward can be launched. For in history there is no going back. Any exhortation to return to the past is only the expression of one form of consciousness of the present, and rarely the least modern. It is not by chance that degrowth is the banner of the dissident advertisers of the magazine Casseurs de Pub. The inventors of zero growth -- the Club of Rome in 1972 -- were themselves a group of industrialists and bureaucrats who relied on a research paper written by cyberneticians at MIT. This convergence is hardly a coincidence. It is part of the forced march towards a modernized economy. Capitalism got as much as it could from undoing all the old social ties, and it is now in the process of remaking itself by rebuilding these same ties on its own terms. Contemporary metropolitan social life is its incubator. In the same way, it ravaged the natural world and is driven by the fantasy that it can now be reconstituted as so many controlled environments, furnished with all the necessary sensors. This new humanity requires a new economy that would no longer be a separate sphere of existence but, on the contrary, its very tissue, the raw material of human relations; it requires a new definition of work as work on oneself, a new definition of capital as human capital, a new idea of production as the production of relations, and consumption as the consumption of situations; and above all a new idea of value that would encompass all of the qualities of beings. This burgeoning "bioeconomy" conceives the planet as a closed system to be managed and claims to establish the foundations for a science that would integrate all the parameters of life. Such a science threatens to make us miss the good old days when unreliable indices like GDP growth were supposed to measure the well-being of a people -- for at least no one believed in them. "Revalorize the non-economic aspects of life" is the slogan shared by the degrowth movement and by capital's reform program. Eco-villages, video-surveillance cameras, spirituality, biotechnologies and sociability all belong to the same "civilizational paradigm" now taking shape, that of a total economy rebuilt from the ground up. Its intellectual matrix is none other than cybernetics, the science of systems -- that is, the science of their control. In the 17th century it was necessary, in order to completely impose the force of economy and its ethos of work and greed, to confine and eliminate the whole seamy mass of layabouts, liars, witches, madmen, scoundrels and all the other vagrant poor, a whole humanity whose very existence gave the lie to the order of interest and continence. The new economy cannot be established without a similar screening of subjects and zones singled out for transformation. The chaos that we constantly hear about will either provide the opportunity for this screening, or for our victory over this odious project. Sixth Circle: "The environment is an industrial challenge." Ecology is the discovery of the decade. For the last thirty years we've left it up to the environmentalists, joking about it on Sunday so that we can act concerned again on Monday. And now it's caught up to us, invading the airwaves like a hit song in summertime, because it's 68 degrees in December. One quarter of the fish species have disappeared from the ocean. The rest won't last much longer. Bird flu alert: we are given assurances that hundreds of thousands of migrating birds will be shot from the sky. Mercury levels in human breast milk are ten times higher than the legal level for cows. And these lips which swell up after I bite the apple -- but it came from the farmer's market. The simplest gestures have become toxic. One dies at the age of 35 from "a prolonged illness" that's to be managed just like one manages everything else. We should've seen it coming before we got to this place, to pavilion B of the palliative care center. You have to admit: this whole "catastrophe," which they so noisily inform us about, it doesn't really touch us. At least not until we are hit by one of its foreseeable consequences. It may concern us, but it doesn't touch us. And that is the real catastrophe. There is no "environmental catastrophe." The catastrophe is the environment itself. The en seems there is some limit or maybe the cache fucked it up. I donno. but it was fun anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only problem is i can see where the guy is going the conclusion is to destroy my PC, and kill myself... which doesn't do much for getting a point across. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the joke is all it does is export pollution & jobs. the filth continues. At least ken lay & al gore get gorged on extra monies for white guilt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only challenge is what shade of green to put on the package to sell it, and how much cadmium actually tips the scales. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit, now even I dont know what the fuck this shit was. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me festivus is more like it We can skip the meal and go straight tot the airing of grievances, I got some fucking complaints.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me put them in the prison system drug them, torture them, break them, and return them as empty zombies who only crave suicide. repeat as needed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me make them walk shoeless through the frozen streets, feed them stale McDonnalds, and tazer them and arrest them when they either vomit or diarrhea. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just speaking frm personal experence besides why you got the hots for Ghandi? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me must be the terrorists playing our pianos... why not ask them (and get laughed at)... the pianos are not meant for the unwashed masses... Dont you see it costs money to live on this planet. you have to be a part of the system, there is no opting out. productive member of society, not a freeman. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ralph Waldo Emerson why not go for jesus christ. I'll never get the obsession over waldo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dewars & Ginger just bought some Asti/Spumante for new years.... Beyond that I'd love some blue label but these redneck fucks don't stock stuff like that. too fucking high end. So I guess I'm goinng to have to live with wild turkey or some shit. bleargh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forgot I have some suntory shite in the cabinet somewhere... Sadly these horsefuckers stopped stocking ASAHI SUPER DRY so.... .. life sux ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ours is made in Canada its quite good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive had a century egg once. Wasn't as bad as I had thought but .... not for the weak of stomach! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't remember anything else but the 'egg' that was all purple & green..... It was served with LOTS of alcohol so my memory may be a bit hazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poached on ham on an English muffin drowned in hollandaise sauce with asparagus. Scrambled with Salmon, lemon, capers & pepper is a close second. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny like the system is trying to either turn you to crime, or put you on he welfare plantation. most nations won't even let you go there ... so you are basically fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the larger question begs to ask... is our civilization worth saving?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the answer is no. nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Also in his Nonexistence ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should have bought a sony dash. im so happy with my alarm clock. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im not sure about waxing that much poetics would you like some toast? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow he's so bad at lip syncing, and air guitaring its just sad. If only they'd learned from the masters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how do you survive? you were making some serious money on that website, but isn't that gravy train over now? The rest of us don't have aux income so we take it like the little fucking slaves we are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a woman. you should show her up by shipping that shit, and being successful. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me end result is the same shitty work conditions drive people insane. But maybe that is the point.... Are men made to sit in offices and have petty fights, or to be conquering the land? We are at a strange point in our evolution in which every adaptation that got us here, now works against us in our artifical world. You don't see zeebras & lions with disabilities, just as the quicker you get pissed off, and crack skulls was a 'good thing' now it'll get you killed by an overwhelming system. Only the return to the ultra violent, the ultra nature can save us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It is too bad though I really think a real health system may have actually helped crawford. Its sad to see him stuck with the frogs, not flying with the Egils. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ja rule mon. up to the spindle ya go. I'll be at the Chat with a beer or fifty... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds good I wasn't over expecting either. I'm still awaiting the announcement of FroggDNS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me check out .net remoting. it's fucking powerful as fuck, and somewhat straightforward to setup. Imagine linking against a DLL for your 'remote' functions, dropping the DLL on some idiots IIS server, then running your app, point the dll binding to the IIS server, and now you have FULL RPC. You could even do a FroggBIND, FroggRead, FroggWrite, FroggIOCTL and get the IIS server to open sockets outbound for you and have it send you the data. Its powerful shit. I've used it for database read/write & file downloads, the best part is that I can build the passwords paths into the DLL like a bad programmer, tag the directory so you can't download the DLL, or read it but you can 'execute' it... Oh the fun! What is more distressing though is that things like OpenVPN don't work through the new generation of internet censorship weapons. The ones in Syria, Iran, China that US companies sold them... I'd call them out as ignorant motherfuckers who want to kill people (cisco is certainly one of these deep packet inspecting fucknuts) but what good does it do? Oppressive regiemes are always backed by the 'freeeeedumb' loving USA. Go fucking figure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey brotha can you spare an i960? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawford is k5 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nice. can the unwashed masses have an ogg or mp3 to pirate? or torrent for the freeeeedumbs we hold so dearly? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and you can laugh along with the terminals and other stuff. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did I do this right? http://oggfrog.net:8000 ? should be a shoutcast source now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im gong to do that now... i should get mdc' geodesic visons or whatever it is. in mp3. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My gf heard it as I leveled it off from 'frogg radio' and.. she loved it. lolz. I'm just at a loss as to explain it... ulp. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. it is inevitable. next question. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol republicans... guess who pushed to kill glass steagall that made it all possible? Do you see the Obama guy closing bases, pulling back troops, ending wars? lol give me a break. Until you can admit to yourself that you've been played for a fool by professional politicians, and the corporations that not only write your laws, but enforce them, then you are nothing more than a slave to the system. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to make someone feel that they can do whatever they want.... but how could a cost + no bid system possibly not work, and be utterly fucked from the get go? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Quebecois get all pissy about this too that 'america' is a continent, not a nation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SONY Dash I've got to admit it... for $50 shipped... It's one nice fucking alarm clock! Plus with shoutcast/pandora it makes a nice desk radio. Very slick/futuristic. Too bad for SONY they couldn't sell immortality for $99. Im sure it'll happen too it's also got netflix & hulu+ & pandora apps too... The UI is sluggish but hell, its an alarm clock/radio of the internet age! .... It should have a UPS built in though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol LINUXSU.XXX is available. Just $99.99*/yr maybe for $9.99 but $100 USD? fuck... I mean I've already got me a talkie toaster... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chump? I think it's got an SDK, so you can probably program it... Basically its some linux thing anyways. Its a linux clock... Its basically a Chumby.. some gay linux thing. Don't get me wrong, it's a fucking awesome clock/radio. But it's internet age clock/radio... Maybe too ahead of its time. I guess it comes down to how much you love your convience of an internet radio/clock a normal person could use.... Mabye at 150 you'd be a chump feeling that its got this bright future, as clearly the chumby people didnt do jack with it, and sony is well. sony. mini disc anyone? Meanwhile, I lay awake, wondering if there is life for it. Then I can do valuable research as I sleep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably flash 11 was going to save us all 3 years ago. too bad they gave up. fuck java & html5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good to see you are still alive. or worse you haven't forgotten about this shithole. lol. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also what is up with lakeshore I see ads on CL for 1bed apts, for $700 a month... Is there some major crack town under the CN Tower or something....? It seems far too reasonable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hey man, what's happening? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know all of you will be excited to see what MDC has done with the redirected domain thisplacehasno.info. I must say the results are simply stunning. discuss. I know! 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Hayden Rd., Ste 160, PMB 353 Tech Street3: Tech City:Scottsdale Tech State/Province:Arizona Tech Postal Code:85260 Tech Country:US Tech Phone:+1.4806242599 Tech Phone Ext.: Tech FAX:+1.4806242598 Tech FAX Ext.: Tech Email:THISPLACEHASNO.INFO@domainsbyproxy.com Name Server:A.NS.DULCINEATECH.COM Name Server:B.NS.DULCINEATECH.COM Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: I followed his instructions but ... I guess it isn't shocking nothing was done. Oh well all I had was my abandoned scoop there anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wouldn't take it personally I bet they are just getting a two for one by picking on someone and showing how innefectual crawford is at doing anything... It could take him a full year or two to get this pointed to some 1993'ish parked web page, but I don't know if I'll even bother renewing the domain. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after the whole (red) thing I thought we heard the last of Bono. Fuck U2! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bet they got a rothschild approved central bank. Also Khrushchev with shoes on the podium was pretty fucking punk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yo nosty check out this. rest here. it only is what you make of it otherwise it's another day. besides tomorrow is solstice! Which is a shame this winter has been so fucking mild it is a joke. I love winter but now im sad as it'll be leaving us now. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So.... have you seen End:Civ..? It looks like eco terror to me. Funny all the terror going around as of late. Every where I look, I see terrorists!!!! Is there anymore freedoms & rights I can surrender to make them all go away??? he cut his dick off or was it his nuts? maybe both? Either way he's probably suicided already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it sure is. although most europeans don't even realize that they now live in a greater nation than that of their states. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's just trolling ever since the man took him off crack, and now runs every aspect of his life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bears eat people? who would have thought? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like you got it bad and that 'aint good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cao didn't fucking blog it. and http://www.korea-dpr.com/ takes fucking 30 days to load and has zero mention. Jesus this guy is an "it consultant" like someone here is an iPhone developer... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nine? we encouraged them to fight Iran in that proxy war. And people wonder why they fucking hate us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 802.1q is not security! military security was "solved" by detaching itself from the public internet. But things like facebook, wide spread email, video games have fucked them OVER. It's always insiders that provide outsiders access that wreak havoc. But any sophisticated hack is without a doubt an inside job. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Every printer does that now Also centralized computing ends this kind of shit, they weren't doing this on VAXen and they wouldn't be doing it on citrix.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just forwarded thisplacehasno.info enjoy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dear Mikie Look I've been quite supportive of gay5 users of the past. I've even bought Egils book @ launch (one of 5!). Even that cheeseburger brown book. I've even bought $5 accounts from rusty for beer. I'd buy warplife too, as a way to support gay 5, but you've got to release it. How about 2013? Better luck then? 70% of 0 is... 100% of Dulcinea's gross income. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 4.3 BSD for the VAX was as good as it got. It's all been fucking downhill since. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to the computer room with my tape of porn to uudecode at home, and view under windows 3.0 on a CGA monitor? Yeah you bet your ass I did! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh good user space networking & filesystems to make them even slower. Yeah sorry, linux can't hold a candle to BSD. Esp with all the distro faggotry. Have fun with unbunto or mugabi or whatever african dictator is the flavor de jour. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you have over 1000 cpu's at home? Also linux only exists because of the USL v. BSDi lawsuit. And we all know in America you either run some African dictator flavor, or Linux is ALWAYS AND FOREVER REDHAT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god for torrents, pirates and the interaweb. Oh and questionable vendors on Canal street. Don't they have a Chian town in TW? I'm sure next to the nigger hut you can score some old MS-DOS games on DVD. sad to see it all go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me them too I love them when they are on sale......! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just remember: Ron Paul has never turned his back on you, have you turned your back on him? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I agree it's full of americans. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is the rush? 2012 will be another abject failure like 2011. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ask her to invite her girl friend clearly she isn't just lusting but has been fucking someone for a while (2 years min) at this point. The sex isn't the problem it is always the emotional fallout of someone feeling cheated and jilted by the whole experience... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so does this make you a narco terrorist? can we send in the drones? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so by providing a vehicle to your speech rusty is providing material aid to a known terrorist. Guess he'll be camping for a decade or five. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jews have better lobby groups as do the retards, homosexuals & communists. Wow that's pretty fucking funny in retrospect! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks! apparently they make good alarm clocks, so I bought one on ebay for $50 shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Megadrive overclock So bored, I thought it'd be cool to simulate overclocking a genesis... MESS is somewhat 'authentic' in the speeds of the various CPUs that make up a genesis and their speeds. And there is no soldering involved! I'm going to build this on Windows, because I'm not a godless communist. Visiting the MAME/MESS tool page, I'm going to download the 32/64 toolchain because I want to run it all 64bit, but have a 32bit fallback (it also includes c++ for people who like that kind of shit. Then I just add mingw\mingw64-w64\bin to my path, and I'm like all golden! C:\proj\mess\src\mame\machine>gcc --version gcc (GCC) 4.4.7 20110510 (prerelease) [svn/rev.173611 - mingw-w64/oz] Copyright (C) 2010 Free Software Foundation, Inc. This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. Next I went ahead and downloaded the source to mess form the download page Version 0.144. Unzip that somewhere lovingly, but remember that it will not create a top level mess level directory so, make one! Now for the fun! So in the file src\mame\machine\megadriv.c There is this fine looking block that defines the main CPU... MACHINE_CONFIG_FRAGMENT( md_ntsc ) MCFG_CPU_ADD("maincpu", M68000, MASTER_CLOCK_NTSC / 7) /* 7.67 MHz */ We can change this bad boy out for a 68010 and see how various games (Air Diver) freak with a 68010 in place. So simply change the M68000 into a M68010 and build mess. The first time will take the better part of forever, but thankfully make is smart enough to figure out what changed between builds. To build it, just simply run: make TARGET=mess And away you go! And since this isn't real (probably this would never work as the z80 wait loops would go through way too fast!) you can even say kick it way the fuck up... MCFG_CPU_ADD("maincpu", M68000, 30681814) /* 30.68 MHz */ If only there was such a thing as a 30Mhz 68000. Since there isn't any privileged instruction glitches like there is with a 68010, there is so many timing issues, where some games are unplayable. Sonic 2 works great, although the little fucker gets impatient so quickly. Changing the CPU to a 68020/68030/68040 is out of the question at the moment because the bus width is set to 24bit, so the driver would have to be overhauled to be more 32bit friendly (queue in some lame story about apple), but it could be done, look at the Amiga 500 vs the 1200. But at a plus you don't have to get your fingers burnt, nor did you have to fuck up a vintage genesis. im talking super duper blast processing here! I mean if you thought that was awesome, the sega CD clocks the 68000 at 12.5Mhz, but a 30Mhz main CPU? that'll be freaking AWESOME!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he fundraises with the clintons. how is any of this shocking? even bill gave him endorsements. left / right it is all a sham. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So it turns out that George Takei is a /b/ tard. pr00f. Just look at it! Imagine if we could do pictures, k5 coulda been something! Actually these types of contests give rising artists a chance to build their credentials and get their first steps in the art world. Its probably not for the established artist, unless they want to let loose a bit and make something fun for the hell of it. Either way, I don't think this is contributing to the devaluing of art. That happened a LONG time before this came around. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly they should go back home to Saxxony, as they are unwelcome in England. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I news pretty sure they use Radio, radar and tables.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy fuck, MIKE GPS DIDN"T FUCKING EXIST IN THE 1940s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its the same reason they have been landing planes by instrument for a fuckload longer than there have been GPS satellites. Look clearly you are off your rocker, take it easy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and I know Clarke had done the math one boring evening staring at the moon calculating the orbit needed for geosynchronous orbits, but... no GPS satellites. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is the government your friend Or owner? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there was some lowbudget movie where the shadows snatch people and take them away... shit was pretty good for a cheap thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me watch the original... lol the 80's one did kick ass though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Stay classy Australia It's getting hot in here, so you better take off all your clothes. It never is the ones you want to see nakid, is it? I just pulled an ethical engineer today so im like short term at this gig right? some of the guys are at least pleasant to work with so thats nice, some even treat me like a human thats nicer. So after sitting thru all these 'security' seminars and learning the way they do things (it's a short gig too I think by the time im done with all this stuff i'll be 'done' ... lol) anyways you know its monkey training for socks or something. Then I get this email from some guy demanding I build him a SAS* instance, and allow it to be accessed over the internet as it needs to be done on the quick, and it's like all hush hush secret. i blew the whistle on him. Oh the fun that'll ensue from that! Then some other clueless SAS* on linux on VMWaremotherfucker starts crying for help but at the same time being all fucking upity. So I called his bosses boss on that shit. You going to play that game nigga, you go played! so now I go to k5 write of my exploits have a beer or 10, masturbate furiously and go to sleep. All in all, a good day, no? *nobody uses SAS anymore, although SAS C on the 390 was some fun but nobody liked the idea when they found out I nearly had Quake running on their precious mainframe... But I throw in SAS to protect the innocent, and make fun of hte guilty. awesome! oh and I literary just got a two month extension..... (well a shit load of others did too) because well basically we haven't even started to do what they wanted us to do so they have us workin with the local support groups instead of sitting around trying to hide us playing games. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah fuck I fucked the poll up rusty can you make it multiple choice?!!?!? pleeeeez!? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is what I thought but it turns out it is their standard operating procedure.... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no worries.... the novelty of the frogg is long gone by now.... even in the 24 hours of no k5 I think I saw 5 logins or something... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah that whole PPC thing fucked Motorola over. They would have been better off going the 68k on RISC much like how intel went with the Pentium. But I know the ppc was such an embedded winner for a while, but yeah the Acorn Risch Machine pretty much has cleaned up all the competition... Not bad for a machine that was restricted to a tiny country for so long.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think with the rise of KVM on loonix the universal age is at hand. Dynamic recompiling of various targets on x86_64 pretty much means you can run anything at great speed on cheap ass commodity hardware. Even Qemu 1.0 has KVM hooks for Linux users, while at the same time the 1.0 release introduces a generic enough translation to run on anything... The golden age of emulation is at hand when you can run pretty much anything on a commodity box. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm thinking its a user issue. KVM works fucking great, esp on the server end thank you very much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me user issue Virtual Box is Qemu... I bet you never changed the disk cache options in KVM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no need to get all nasty -drive file=froggos2.disk,if=ide,index=0,media=disk,cache=writethrough see, it's like 50x faster when it caches. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I too know what cash is for it's all in the source luke, check out the io lib and how it's evolved from 0.13 onward. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can try to look at it I suppose it can't be all that fucked up... Unlike say AROS which is just as usable as AmigaDOS 2.0 ... Which I guess isn't that bad if you've used AmigaDOS 2.0 but... from the outside it'd be one big WTF. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you were going to make drones to kill us all. niiiiice. tell me how does that factor into the ethical engineer equation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's all offensive. im sure all the people you have killed in their homelands are thankful for your hard work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep that's SAS allright! they even have an institute... which should pretty much set up alarm bells right there. It was really popular with people stuck in the 80's... yeah that's the ticket! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me which also means, shockingly chrome on windows 7 isn't for nazis. Neither is IE 5.00.3314.2101 ...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck orwell should sub hunter s thompson's fear and loathing in las vegas. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sigged oh wait. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2 weeks?????? that seems a bit long, no? Although I love the rooster sauce... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me two week old chili? yeah... wouldn't it be uh 'cultured' by then? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but come on, its dark when you close the door two weeks?????? unless you also spike it with bleach I think thats kinda scary... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably stuff that has been in there 2 years and it's all sublimated and shit. oh and freezer burn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ah zeno's paradox who would have thought the solution was some moronic australian hocking shitty books? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rabid squirrels have young children? I would have thought they would have eaten them... Wait if you mean the houses, then their small children would be sheds, right? In that case, yes, put the rabid squirrels in the shed!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get some cocaine and a copy of MASM 5.1 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me avoid TCL and meth. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me relevant to k5 mirukiku... Sadly 'Mik' the chick has no nudies, but heh its a start. I bought a random box of sega shit as mentioned earlier and there is a copy of ecco the dolphin. I've never played that shit before so... k5 should I give it a shot, or ignore it for another 20 years... oh im sure he's having a whale of a time! NT/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rich upity old white people pheh ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i remember bying target earth on a whim great fucking game! I felt so sad beating it, there wasn't anything else to do. I also loved airdiver, yeah I know... but it had 90's muzak! Oh and Joe Montana's sports talk football! it was so revolutionary for the time, but I'm sure they are still cranking that fucker out in some form today... As much as I hate football that game was fun for some reason... I may have to get a ball cap, wear it backwards and say 'yo' to everyone... I can't believe most of this shit is nearly 20 years old, and I'm writing this on a glorified 286 running some bastardized version of VMS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sonic cd is pretty cool too although the american music is fucking horrible. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had lunar never could get into it, people keep on fucking interrupting me... I've got sewer shark in my stack, although I've never played it... it looked so hokey even back in 1992.. wasn't that the one that was going to be some VHS game, like some other shit with spaceship/gun bullshit back then? google tells me it was captain power. urk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try one of those planet things with an atmosphere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone should sell it on iTunes 'sounds in space' Although it reminds me of the sound quality of oggfrog.... Or Warplife for that matter ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is a market for this? shit it could be the MDC krazy man sleep machine...! with a free game of lif to put you to sleep!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah its far more interesting. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why would they? in 50 years we will be moved into the wal*mart cities, reforesting the country. They have taken all the industry and will to live, there isn't anything left here anymore. Christ even the apple juice comes from China! They have obliterated the country without firing a shot. Instead they will implode our shit banks, let us fight among ourselves, let winter do the dirty work, and step in to assist. You'll all be begging for the fema camps to play ecco the dolphin on some bullshit Arm HW emulated mega drive. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i JUST BOUGT a box of Sega shite and I have a copy of ecco ... honestly I've never played it before so I'm unsure what to do about it... Not to mention I don't think I have the stamina for a fagzine of NWO retro gaming: Ecco crossing in the blue zone.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me horrible pointless and retarded. I wouldn't recommend it for motorcycle maintenance or zen. If you seek auto skills go to a garage. If you seek zen skills go to a temple (In asia, the fakers in NA are just money focused fuck bags). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i could use one but I'm worried he'd die in shipping. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not enough FORTRAN NT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a fine k5 tradittion now we'll wait for the arrest by ignorant motherfuckers, the jail/prison then the attempts to live clean. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dosbox set cpu cycles=3000 plays like an XT ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sad as it is to say the future of k5 is in your hands. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more so a place to reflect after you realize how badly you fucked up. At least we can look at the AI that'll never ship, or someone still furiously polishing mirrors, hands in the mire, but never looking to the stars....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just high on lif. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I use a dedicated Exchange server fuck the police! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont wait for a reply im sure they have teams of 'engineers' working full time on 'user' issues. But that is right, google is an ad outfit, you are a PRODUCT... but dream the good dream. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me donno it cost me $5 for my copy of exhcange (in the box!) and another $5 for the copy of windows.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HALP MDC! (or any other musical kuron) In time for the Christmas season (fuck chunucka), I would love to add some ogg/mp3 of a real k5'er playing some kind of christmas muzak. Otherwise I'm going to have to find some Amiga MOD or some shit. anything christmasy freestyle is good too, fuck the sheets just play! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fan fucking tastic!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so do I that is why I want to do it. So then I can leave it like that all year round! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first noel it fucking sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't understand how they don't understand that drones are people too! The machine vote is the largest voting block in the USA, this will not sit well with the voters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first thing I thought of watching that was max headdroom.... wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you would be begging for blimpies instead you'd be eating gov cheese on gov bread with gov "meat byproducts". prison food for all!!! Better use extra blanding agents wouldn't want to offend those with taste! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me chicken pizziola They even call it "gourmet".... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me watched his wild west robot thing it's fucking Jurassic park. we spared no expense! How could it go wrong??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seafood buffet lol I would imagine you could 'proxy' k5 and inject said midi player and other javascript-esque things in there... root@debian:~# df -h;free -m Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on dev/mapper/ubuntu-disk1 8.9G 1.1G 7.4G 13% / tmpfs 61M 0 61M 0% /lib/init/rw udev 57M 88K 57M 1% /dev tmpfs 61M 0 61M 0% /dev/shm /dev/sda1 241M 23M 205M 11% /boot total used free shared buffers cached Mem: 121 105 16 0 48 35 -+ buffers/cache: 21 100 Swap: 1023 0 1023 root@debian:~# sadly I don't think oggfrog is up to the chore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can you play jingle bells and record it in OGG? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2 things her "book" is in the public libraries. and the bitch took SS. fuck that hoe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me relevant to your sandwich needs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow bricked before the diary even left the front page. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wish I could activly turn work down. how do you do it? Esp with so many lines of income? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 68000 to 80386? instead of traditional emulation, wouldn't it be more 'fun'/'fast' to say take a 68000 ROM and do some kind of mechanical 1:1 translation to 80386 opcodes? that way, say you could SONIC on your 486? great dogs like Chicago. Sorry it's not subway. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me since when did you give a fuck what anyone on the internet says (well except for me)...?? post away! or buy an ad. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IHBT lol etc etc..... Anyways since you are being all nice, I ordered some Sega SYSTEM16 boards, I'm not sure if they are JAMMA or not, but it looks simple enough connect power to the pins, audio etc, what about 'monitors' / tv's? I don't think it's regular composite out, but RGBY? Any experience with system16? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shame the first oen is out of stock @ $15 USD.... but what about the display? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jamma 2 vga now that sounds awesome! can get some CRT from goodwill or some shit for $5! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck yeah! now that's the ticket! I just wish I'd snatched moonpaedophile when nobody wanted it, now he's dead I too could be exploiting the whole thing with $5 plays on an authentic arcade board. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mmmm eswat.... I guess there is always mame but I figure it'd be cool to have the real board..... or am I just being all m68k insane? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let me fire up the email VM dell.griffith@oggfrog.net ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Im thinking something more static, not as Jitty, not as 'dynamic' as say !FX32, but more of a mechanical one time translation........ and let's face it, anything worth $0.99 can run x86, the rest don't fucking matter... (well maybe more so ARM, fucking eurofags!) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd imagine you could grab the IO to the asics, and basically make it into a call.. when you slide bits to this address you are setting a pallette, or blitting a screen or sprite or whatever.... I donno it's all academic until I even try to do it.... the upshot would be a native version, not emulated.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I donno, but check out GLFrontier http://tom.noflag.org.uk/glfrontier.html it sort of does what I'm talking about on a Atari ST level.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me couldn't you float the rest of the resiters on the stack? I donno .... I see what you mean and yeah hardware would have to be encapsulated some how to make it library esque...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was more so thinking of running say m68k code on low memory systems, or even some AcronRISC thing with low memory/cpu power where instead of jit just have it native.. You know like iThis/iThat appliances, and of course the beloved Assdroids. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats all hackaphonic im talking about 25Mhz or less devices.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me year late dolla short. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me neither does god just look @ Africa! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im guessing youdon't qualify so you've been evicted by force majure. guess the impending of warp life will be pushed back another 5-6 years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can we do the chocolate chip thing again that made no fucking sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah its ok last time you tried that shit you got committed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Photobucket wisdom sigh I know... reddit. It's all about the context really. One of my hobbies is going to http://photobucket.com/recent/videos/ and http://photobucket.com/recent/images/ and refreshing till I see nudity. Then if she's hot saving everything I can. Lots of wives making sexy striptease/masturbation videos for their husbands when they're away on business, sextapes, tons of nude iphone mirror pics etc. but one thing I've noticed is that sorority girls love taking pictures and video of each other on the toilet. And I'll admit that's something I like to watch. Even if there's no nudity in a pic if I see a group of college girls at a party with smirnoff bottles I immediately hit "view all" on the profile and scroll till I see a hot woman giving the middle finger to the camera while sitting on the toilet, or bottomless and grabbing onto a friend for support while pissing outside. Then I find the classiest picture I can of that woman and edit them together in one pic and jerk off to the contrast. Videos are the best though, especially cause you often get confirmation that they are pooping. One vid I've mentioned before here where a woman walks into the bathroom with a camcorder and a woman on the toilet laughs and says "What the fuck? Are you recording this?" Then a hot woman wearing UCLA booty shorts runs in and says "damn I gotta piss!" So she rips off her shorts and pisses into the trash can next to the toilet (don't get why she didn't just use the shower) and the woman on the toilet yells "what the fuck guys! I'm trying to poop in here!" Another recent find was a hot drunk woman on the toilet in what appears to be a gas station bathroom with another woman yelling at her "Hurry up! I have to pee!" "I'm trying to poop I just know it's really big and I'm scared!" (She then strains and groans while mock crying/whimpering) "Ahh fuck it!" And the woman takes off her pants, squats against the wall and you see a pool of yellow form and the woman holding the camcorder yells "what the fuck!" as the toilet woman is laughing hysterically, the woman then slips as she tries to get up and needs to grab a bunch of paper towels to wash her ass and vag, then the woman on the toilet goes "ohhh here it comes! Listen for the plop, it's going to be huge!" "Splash!" Then she lets out a whoop then an exaggerated sigh and you the most perfect look of almost postorgasmic relief on her face. So fucking weird to watch that video then look at pictures of the pooping woman as a bridesmaid and beaming with her parents at her university graduation ceremony. In that context hearing excrement drop into a toilet bowl was quite sexy to me. Of course I immediately thought of this place. lol whut? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me IHBT admit it you haven't spent 10 hours working on anything related to WL in MONTHS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Can MDC talk her down? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bk9NuV6hI2E Jesus! Isn't that fucking awesome!!! And she has THOUSANDS of these fucking videos. 24,507 of them to be exact! And you thought MDC's walls o text was out of fucking control. Sorry Mikie, you've met your match! she's got a website too! http://refbatch.com/ registrant-firstname: Jacqueline registrant-lastname: Wang registrant-street1: 1176 47th St registrant-pcode: 34234 registrant-state: FL registrant-city: Sarasota registrant-ccode: US registrant-phone: +1.7273658147 registrant-email: bitte_ein_kuss@yahoo.com Sounds like some kind of alias.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it meant bite my ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought in the USSR (errrr russia) they just let them run for public office. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who the fuck approves of the IRS? or the banks? jesus talk about 'mission accomplished'. If anyone approves of those two then Congress should be 91%. OTOH who the fuck approves of congress????? I know there has always been a lot of 'vote them all out, except for my guy' type feeling but until it becomes vote them all out there will never be any appreciable change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how many ignorant motherfuckers per paragraph? It's a necessary benchmark to see where you are going with this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure it involved secret nazi technology from the antartica base! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you know... that you can still exchange 'old' bills for euros? Namely bills from Greece & Italy.... I wonder how much counterfeiting is going on there.... lolz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me of all the writing books ive ever had the displeas ure of reading his is the best by far... Probably unlike the rest of the fools with their 'guides/styles/bullshit' king has been published. a fucktonne more than anyone else. so he knows what he is going. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and sell 50MM worth. hey you can't argue with the guys success! Others have tried to repeat it, but I guess the first tip is to have a total shit childhood. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure she is dying to go from 30k nights to 12k years.......... Also how many times could you tell her about ogg* before she snaps demanding you ship the fucker? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me anonymous..... if they met him in person...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but dear olde dad was in the Navy thus he had special qualifications. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so now I see the euphemism for 'debugger' as fluffer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or was it 6000. I forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nope It's all your fault too so what the fuck were you expecting? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow that's pretty neat the table view........ My old man used this oil of olay shit, and yeah I know its a chick cream etc... the difference is that he is 60+ but sure as hell doesn't look it................. YMMV of course. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nightmares.... sigh. should I have woken him? Is it silly to video my cat sleeping? all that was missing was the guy furiously masturbating in the corner of the arcade. then it'd be 10/10 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no sandwidch ads in french frenchy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me inside intel? or is your father in the Navy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did he hire Brogdel or something? I imagine that'd make you lose your hair & shirt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think I can see where you are going with this but lets be fair, how would he know, he's never actually placed an application into the market place. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only there was slashfrogg.org a 100% bug free discussion site, all about cross platform libraries (zoolib exclusive) and the betterment of humanity by sending in balloons with gold bars into China... And with froggcommerce the possibilities will be endless, along with the proffffit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like you'd be productive, and have no excuse. Face it, the creature from Cutler is the winnar. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder if he is an unbalanced wave or a fractal... I'm leaning to the fractal it's the same old shit but it looks infinitely bigger or smaller depending on what point you started to examine teh crawford ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me perhaps it's time for a fork? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Isn't there an app for that? yelp or something? report all your actions to them? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's the furry community thing there is more to the 'kitty' than you ever want to know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad. Domain Name: BYTESWAP.NET Registrar: NAMESCOUT CORP Whois Server: whois.namescout.com Referral URL: http://www.namescout.com Name Server: NS1.SEAGULL.NET Name Server: NS2.SEAGULL.NET Status: ok Updated Date: 21-aug-2011 Creation Date: 01-apr-2001 Expiration Date: 01-apr-2012 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn. you have to wonder how many people fall for that shit, and if there are enough busses in the world to throw fuckers who do that kind of thing to people......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like an inside job! derp! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember: next time unbuckle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Imagine all the ipods, cars & taxes you would have if you had shipping products. Maybe you could start on a javascript m68k emulator which could be the heart of so many useful things, much in the way that starscream was to so many others... OggCPU. You know m68k this could be your destiny! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and to englishmen at the end. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me today is a bad internet day it's been 12 hours now, and still no internet. I'm temporarly posting because my distant neighbors are naive. my sprint modem is horrible, when it does work which is about 5 seconds of every minute it bursts nicely at 1mb, then it's 100% packet loss. Even using a 30ft USB extension cable and putting the modem on the roof didn't help. Even opening it up and hooking it to some long abandoned UHF antenna didn't help either. A while back I thought about getting a satellite internet hookup as a backup.. Clearly that would have been a good idea. With no phone line, no internet life has gone back to the 1970's. I started to go through my books to discover that Ive read them all, and I'm really not all that interested in them anymore. I don't even have any print pr0n mags to jerk off too. I am fucking dying here. Speaking of dying, my PS3 is now overheating. I put some compressed air through it, but it still sounds like an Itanium after 30 minutes of runtime. Jesus there is only so much SONIC I can play on my genesis.. I need to get some more carts. I've also ordered a sega-cd. I feel like there should be some 'batch' offline internet or something. I'm fucking dying here. What ever happened to QWK? Could there be a bash2qwk to get me some k5 offline, outof band???? What do the eurofags do? they are always paying $0.10 per kilobyte or some shit, and writting 5MB essays on how they don't like paying to view some signature file. I feel like I'm living life from 1991. I miss my modem. caloric currency? weird. too bad I can't buy it on my iPad, as I don't have the gprs thing... fuck. im in 1991 mode here. maybe I'll go to the library and get the dead tree version. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i actually have a wikipedia mirror at home however seeing that I still do some work shit @ home I was all in MDC meltdown as I cannot communicate when it is down.. although all of that will be over soon enough then I'll be completely unemployed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I haven't seen one in this shitbag town. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i have it on my iPhone. although it usually just makes people roll their eyes and groan. I guess that is like a petit morte in a way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I dono they tried that shit here about government workers and their poor plight. but really who the fuck are they kidding they ARE the problem. They ARE the mindless system that oppresses us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but unlike the other things you mention he is vital as he is part of the control grid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the dog punt was the best. .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you are card carrying? what club? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me back in the USSR you don't know how lucky you are. that is all. it gives new meaning to the 'crisis' garden. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $2 meatball? moar like ass blown (out) right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me give me your source and I'll just fucking build & release it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I use sco unixware Made in motherfucking 'merika! Why dont you use sysv from NJ????? You a commie??? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does it still bother you when you told people to buy EMS boards, when you should have told them XMS boards? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shit I'm talking unixware Not some faggy Linux thing. And I've even got wordperfect for UW! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you ever been to merika? there is always an angle, always a scam because we dont have medi insurance, holidays real social security and too many assholes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 5 guys sounds 5x gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Kommon!! Still sounds infected by teh aids! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just suffered through a $12 'spicy sausage' po boy @ the MSY airport. fuck I hate this place already. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meh living the american dream of just getting by. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe if there was say a froggdating.com service or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and big boobied brits lol good times had by all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kraft already uses them for 'tastings' ... and these are the same 'culture of life' people that have started wars, pushed sanctions that have killed millions. praise be onto him! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah... oh brave new world ... who would have thought!???? Only in America would they even consider doing this kind of sick shit, and people defend it, and enjoy it. I'm almost wondering if I should hire some mexican with connections (food connections) to send food up here as I'm sure that kind of thing in Mexico would get you serious prison time. I really don't trust the food here.... damn, maybe all those food faggots were onto something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hearts taste better when fried in butter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me corned beef from Argintina or Brazil... yum! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so now... if we don't buy your art that'll never go on display you'll annex Sudetenland and start your rise to power? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that time of the year again? damn. kitten day is feb 14, who else died? When do I move my clock back? Do they do 'snow' shit for Christmas in Australia & South Africa? Do the dutch even do Christmas? Do they have slaves on the plantations of the Netherlands? What about the Antilles? So many questions. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wishing you a dreamy christmas @KFC. Christmas in Japan is like fine dining in Demolition Man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he always was uppity and excitable not to mention self richeous.. you sure he's dead? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck Turing they've GOT Martin Richards (BCPL & TripOS!), and of course David Braben, Elite, Frontier: Elite II and the 15 computer.... What is the rest of the nations excuse? Everyone would rather get pissed, take a piss, watch some 'footy' take another piss, and play some sensible soccer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for a nation thats past times include sitting around drinking tea, and complaining about the weather they sure do get all worked up about faggots. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it *should* be some slang for the 7am train ride into London.... whole lot of fannies packed into that train. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like the corset lace back Although glad it isn't like this. talk about horrible! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me must be you know how 'high class' those micks can be... Oh and check out this TV I shall call s/him, Priscilla Queen of the flirty dresses. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is probably the only picture of Hilary in a dress... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me key words... Aka the tampon dress. There are loads of those (the toilet roll one was another variation). Starts off tight and fitted and then somewhere down the leg, suddenly explodes into a load of froth. If you keep a tampon in your handbag for ages, it eventually keep*s *rubbing against stuff and starts mushrooming out from its applicator. That's what those dresses always remind me of. Perhaps you can see where I am going with this. I am absolutely serious! ... And to think they opened a Dennys in this shit hole! ... I may have to get my DL so I can post mindless diaries in the future! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait a more manly type wedding couple. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poor cricket then again shouldn't it be cricketII? cats don't live that long do they? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd make that $100,000 COD. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me few remaining testers? ship ship ship yo bootay! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Looking back at 2011... AKA The year of the Linux desktop 2011 has been an exciting year for the average Linux user. There has been so much success this year, not limited to: GCC is still slower than fuck. We all know it. It is amazing that for a C compiler the size and insane complexity of it. There are only 32 keywords, the language has been well defined, and yet as the GNU people cannot help themselves they have taken the simple language, embraced, extended and ironically extinguished quite a bit of it as they keep on tweeking the language. Not that it matters but you cannot build any old linux kernels with the new compiler.. Which is funny as they are always tweaking the kernel ABI to ensure minimal compatibility with drivers. And in keeping with breaking compatibility, you can rest assured the only commercial software package to hit store shelves, Quake III will simply NOT run on any modern system. Oh sure the fanbois will howel, but make no mistake that the system simply honors NOBODY that shelled out for the commercial release. But rest assured the same Win32 version will happily install on Vista & 7, i386 & x86_64. And it goes without saying that OpenOffice the laughable attempt at establishing the year of the desktop has basically been left to hang and rot. It also goes without saying that perceived market share increased a whopping 0.16% over the last twelve months. Truly 2011 will be remembered as the year of the linux desktop (compare to apple's 1.73% gain, and Microsoft's 1.92% loss.) 2011 will also be remembered the year that the secure linux kernel repository had been compromised, leaving everyone in a lurch. And of course the jump to Linux 3.0 for no apparent reason. While it is mindless it is funny the perception of being stuck in the 2.6 rut for far too long... Much like NetBSD's 1.x rut for a decade far too long. And what can be said of Linux 3.0.9 vs Linux 2.6.0? CPU support 2.6.0 alpha arm26 h8300 ia64 m68knommu parisc ppc64 sh sparc64 v850 arm cris i386 m68k mips ppc s390 sparc um x86_64 CPU Support 3.0.9 blackfin ia64 mips s390 tile xtensa alpha cris m32r mn10300 score um arm frv m68k parisc sh unicore32 avr32 h8300 microblaze powerpc sparc x86 Well to its credit Linux has added more platforms. And another new thing is the documentation directory. At least in 2011 some right moves have been made. If only Linus had blessed us with a one stop distribution in 1991 the next point wouldn't matter but.... The #1 distro by far is Debian. Sadly most distros just sit on Debian and force a look/feel (hello *butu). As always the constant death knell is X11. While backwards compatibility or even application compatibility isn't a priority, it always makes me laugh that they insist on holding onto X11. While the ammount of innovation that the OSS people being is negligible, the UI could have been a chance to shine, instead they present us with a dizzying array of wildly incompatible window managers for X11, and ever increasing and pointless widgets and font libraries. Why they haven't removed X11 and done something original just speaks to the lack of any original thinking from the OSS community. People forget or ignore that Apple grew more this year alone more seats than there is linux installs strictly because: software works, there is no X11. Another thing lost on the Linux world is the Mach-O exec packaging idea. The ability to compile an exe for multiple platforms is forever VALUABLE. And this day & age Linux really should include the Qemu i386 layer so that all platforms can share common i386 binaries! And lets face it 99.9% of things out there can run x86, the war is over. It's all ARM on the mobile, and x86 for everything else. With that being said, the other great thing from OSX(nextstep) is the frameworks. And don't pretend for a second that DLL hell doesn't exist on precious Linux. Just do an Oracle install or 30 and see the clusterfuck that is the libc's (because, naturally one libc just isn't enough). TL;DR This is the year of the Linux desktop! I can't wait for 2012, which no doubt will be once more again remembered as the year of the Linux desktop! Perhaps I may ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude you got a dell. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im talking about the quake on the CD that I (and 3 others from sales figures) paid for. Linux doesn't honor those who buy software. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go compiler 2.0.36 or 1.3 ... and watch how they have mutually fucked eachother over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pathetic mom whores out dead daughter film @ 11. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In 'Merika if you are a 'public figure' you basically can't stop anything.... Only 'endorsements' seem to be protected... Or maybe its something they haven't pissed on yet. I guess they don't do that bullshit 'unauthorized biography' thing, and other hyperbole books in the UK... Although its not like anything I could really give a fuck about. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe because it's not 1970 and the woo moving blocks thing doesn't work on kids like it used to. Now if it were say virtual people/pets that you have to feed/entertain or they die you could have tomagachi'd the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had a bad dreamcast experence today So its my birthday (well not really its been over for a while now) and I decide to pick up a 'new' system and some games. SO I get this old DC system on fleabay for $20...! The tard thinks its fucked because he can't find the power brick that goes with it... Except there is no power brick, the AC/DC transformer is builtin, so I splice up a 110v cable, and it's happily playing on my teevee! (I bought one of those too, although I have no cable it was to play games on). Anyways all is well I just spent $20 on old games, slap in crazy taxi and... the drive freaks the music cuts out and all the scenery is missing (the game still plays)... The fucking GD (gigadrive) optical took a shit. Now it can't do a fucking thing. And I'm out $760 and all I can do is stare at a black screen. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!. emulation is never 100% besides there is something to be said about real hardware.... It's like SIMH to the VAX 11/780. No fucking comparison. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You say that like it's a bad thing But come on it's got not only a z80 but a m68000 Not to mention a yamaha 2612!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good news everyone! I came across a SEGA genesis! (what have we learned? moving parts suck) anyways some new cables, I blue the shit out of it with compressed gas, and the return of Shinobi now blazes on the screen!! Will it last more than an hour.......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sorry the answer is yes, it is still working. Even better, I turn it off last night, and eight hours later, turned it on, and it fired up right away. Japanese electronics of the 1980's clearly kicks ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello there sailor? is there any sailors here? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it spoke more to the shit economy, and class warfare. the college thing was just window dressing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it? weird the VM is up but its acting like its got no network connection. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like that it could talk to itself, so the IP was workign, but it couldn't talk to anything external.... SO a quick reset of the VM and all is well. for now. I'm goinng to have to see at a later time about moving it back out to the cloud, out of this shit apt. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He's also a marine who served in iraq looks like he is tired of watching people die for bullshit interests. If your mandarin is up to snuff why worry? Plus everything will be Wal*Mart, how could that go wrong? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You are going to probably either have to perform surgery or let some Asian/Arab do it for you... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like you could buy warplife from me. just sell it already fulfill the dream of being an iOS developer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus. just come out and say it'll never fucking ship then. how's froggcommerce going? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me has there been any lesson learned here? winners ship? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me raspberry pi and it'll run RiscOS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus What the fuck??!(NSFW)! I mean, Jesus Fucking Christ(NSFW AGAIN)!!!! What is not that shockingly though, is that brings out knarr... liberia lol... it is rather funny how the american slaves enslaved the native africans. nothing was learned,the place is a total shithole. Even with it's new found 'democracy' you can bet that there is more riots, killings and out right terror. Because there is no oil you can bet that it's big 'brother' America will do nothing to ease their plight. lol fucking Liberia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they work hard for their puns even if the readership doesn't get them. Must be one of those newly minted american graduates (ie CIA asset) running the paper. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's the viking he's everyone thus he knows everyones tastes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Redbull is not a fuel source I guess it's safe for work, but you may cringe. RedBull is not gasoline! .. or petrol, or what ever people call the various petrochemicals they shove into people movers. The last interview went well, aced the 'tech' portion which was a bit of a joke, but they don't need to hire until FEBRUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They said I'd get a 'positive' recommendation, but shit who the fuck will remember me in three months? Failing that, the airport lounge in Atlanta is at least cheap, $80 worth of drinks got me happily drunk for the flight home. If you do go to Atlanta remember to take the train thing, even if it is one stop. They fucked that airport up BADLY and there is small chokepoints between terminals that during peek points could leave have several thousand people trying to go up an escalator that'll take two people (or one American) at a time. Thank the gods there isn't any bombs/fires in airports otherwise it'll be a fucking massacre in Atlanta... Which makes you really wonder about all this 'war on terror' bullshit when a major airport is basically a massive fire hazard. Where is the fire martial????????? (Sorry the picture is fuzzed there was so many people shuffling about and it doesn't show the size of the crowd, I didn't take this picture until I was already 10 minutes waiting in the thick of it.... I should have taken it further out to see just how fucking insane it was.... the train thing zips you by the nonsense except at the very end... I foolishly thought it'd be quicker to talk terminal to terminal as I'm not a cripple. it's still a major fire hazard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why is everyone D / B short anyways? Modern lifestyle? industrial "food"? Cellular telephones? iPhone envy???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pieces of shit? So I guess you really do give 'two shits'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me considering all the asian shoe factories I'd imagine they'd be cheap & rediable.... .unless you have huge feet! And you know what that means... Its hard to find good shoes..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sounds like a 2.0 feature Still no shipping product, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fear of sucess is paralyzing him. besides warp life is so stale at this point he should be working more on froggcommerce. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Office for os x is great It's even got a real mail client. VMWare fusion is pretty snazzy too.... But what gives these are well established products ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So sad no bill. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yes Next question. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NXZoneMalloc lol? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why do people hold up nasa code when instead any time I've talked with people who have dealt with it, say it's horrible, endangers lives, and is fucking all around horrible. fuuuuuuuuuck! You want mission 'critical' look at UPS/FedEX, air traffic control. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Atc. Works People get tech religion but they forget people use what works.. Hence atc as tech nerd virgins helicopter in with fixes but they don't stick around for end to end solutions ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember that day with 30 collision s and 50 crashes? yeah. sorry atc works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Was that intentional? Lol frogg "release" ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How would u know? Also I've seen one "melt" shit was gross that chocolate is a hard resin plastic ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow must have been compounded complications ie kittenicide.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Intervention is a teeve show? That's awesome.... Some one needs to startup a drinking channel!!!! Drinking games world history bimbos trivia and philosophy/politics.... It'll be fucking awesome wall to wall drinking ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't forget south africa and of course the continuing 'diamond' scam. The dutch are responsible for so much suffering in the world its insane. But beatrix likes her little lawn parties. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What was that battle before roarkes drift That one and the fucking whole boers war. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beth i married another lost kid freak parent and let my kids party and coke it up in the 3rd world? No apology needed, fuck this whore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you think we'll get a mention I doubt it, even though she owes her new husband and career from whoring out her dead daughter. truly a mother of the year... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I'd setup some VPN thing and make my "home" appear in the United States or some other bananna republic that has games. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me short concise and on topic. I guess the drugz are working. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first was ok I guess every geriatrics dream... why on earth was there a sequel? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ah hell noes. I laughed IRL on that one. fuck ... besides police academy what ever happened to that j00? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poopy was a modern tragedy. if not the. The greeks had nothing on his ass. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yawn oh wait that was interesting. Father Christmas should carry moar firepower and teach these people a lesson.... Also who played Lord Rothschild? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me iD? well there is that rage thing but I haven't even bothered... Doom 3 was nice to look at but about as involved as doom 1.... There is always commander keen. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was the albino version of this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SHIT ITS fucking hirez and all that shit. Maybe that'd be good for some MDC themed shooter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me .... it's a spacestation! I have a bad feeling about this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It all started with REM ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude where's my car? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I am not sure if I see where you are going with this... In other news just rented "limitless" ... it features drugs, russians, occasional violence, New York and fast forwareded sex. Sadly no titties... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats what my GF said while I was happy the druggies scored a victory here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What do toasters know of god? Even in red drawf the toaster was an athiest. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WOULD YOU LIKE A MUFFIN? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Aah, so you're a waffle (wo)man! too bad Grant/Naylor can't cooperate for crap anymore... I heard they were talking about doing a show but they were pessimistic about doing live shows.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me suicide is never fun what got you googled? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I went to some talk by Buzz he said that not only did it fucking crash, but it was horrific to deal with. The fact that he rails on about what a shitty experience it was, and how it nearly killed them speaks for itself. If your *FROGG products aim for the kind of user reception as the AGC, then you are on the right track. Sadly not all of us are pilots like Buzz and could land the thing without some shitty computer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MacTCP will live on forever.... Shit I wonder if I can even dig up a copy of this fossil. If MDC wanted to live in the relevant, he'd be teaching m68k asm. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome. I wonder what is the most memory you could stuff into a 68000 mac.... Maybe we can do something that relies on the ultra stable MDC software... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit MDC is the Walter Sobchak of software, living in the past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from moses to sandy koufax. youre goddamn right... ...im living in the fucking past. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only letters to ever worry about are court orders, summons and IRS letters. Outside of that the rest of them can go fuck themselves. If you haven't even mentioned nor defamed them, then it's a blanket bullshit event I wouldn't even worry about it. IANAL but frogglawyer esq. told me so. Code project is packed full of Indians who thrive on the copy/pasta. be forewarned, no originality to be found there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Important Notice from the DTI blog Are currently doing server maintenance. Sorry, login, update, and ordered all non-browsing. Please wait until the recovery. Will apologize for the inconvenience, , for your understanding, thank you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah, wow that was some good wtf! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its all written by queers and produced by masochists. I always laugh every time going to Nashville and meeting assholes in the biz. But I guess it shouldn't be a surprise, it is after all opiates for the masses. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit and for a minute i thought something shipped. I think you can see where I was going with this. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Bring kitten back Banning the dead is weak ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its the southpark 99% vs cartman episode I'm sure of it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me occupyinter.net script src=http://occupyinter.net/embed.js Are you fucking kidding me? 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something so stupid that a: it's trivial to stop b: there isn't a clickable link. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh well it was easy to sidestep so I don't have to see it anymore. I downloaded the javascript & avatars so I may do something with it later. probably not thought, it goes against my being fundamentally lazy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hosts entry Dns block and some other shit ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. C:WindowsSystem32driversetc>type hosts # Copyright (c) 1993-2009 Microsoft Corp. # # This is a sample HOSTS file used by Microsoft TCP/IP for Windows. # # This file contains the mappings of IP addresses to host names. Each # entry should be kept on an individual line. The IP address should # be placed in the first column followed by the corresponding host name. # The IP address and the host name should be separated by at least one # space. # # Additionally, comments (such as these) may be inserted on individual # lines or following the machine name denoted by a '#' symbol. # # For example: # # 102.54.94.97 rhino.acme.com # source server # 38.25.63.10 x.acme.com # x client host # localhost name resolution is handled within DNS itself. # 127.0.0.1 localhost # ::1 localhost 127.0.0.2 occupyinter.net ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oddly enough I had a McRibb Extra pickles, and cheeze. Now I've got the McShits. What the fuck was I thinking? that's pretty simple I brought cash. Everyone speaks what ever language you've got when you've got cash. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that gets a clue? or knows how to deal with natives? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh you should have seen the line moar like the 99% ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Kryten would be proud. at the same time, someone needs to sell a 'phone firewall' something simple like an asterisk gateway that looks at the caller id, and either fucks with them, picks up plays a message and hangs up, or just lets them ring to oblivion. On a new phone, I get lots of calls from a building as the number belonged to their super. So I've gotten calls about people being stuck on the roof (call the NYFD!) people locked in their closets (call the scientolgists) break-ins (call the NYPD!) and all around bullshit calls. What is worse, is when I told another git that 'got stuck on the roof' to just fucking jump already they still haven't figured out that I'm not the building super... I'm going to have to phone into their HQ to get the guys pay checque diverted, and a new set of master keys delivered so I can just hijack this fuckers job. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me glad you got the gay joke. hence Scientology. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I need to fucking move So I'm all fucking happy, got both my oggfrog VPS's back, life is fucking great, right? fucking wrong, some fuckers get arrested across the street, some shooting and one gets a lucky shot off and blows out the block transformer. So now I'm at starbucks fucking pissed off. I'm going to have to do some physical server MDC style, for all my VM's. I gotta live in the cloud. I wonder how much PRQ would charge .......? its been a back & forward thing NTVDM on Qemu fucking has 'issues' ... I'm probably just going to kick it back to OS/2 or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I moved out of there.... I was a few blocks from there, John & Gold ... Isn't k5 around Barclay? I forget but I think it is around Finance. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And then he woke up... Staring at the blank page that would eventually be the quickly abandoned star of froggcommerce... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol citing the works of the roman empire for evidence of support of empires. lolz SPQR Motherfucker! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me RapidoVPS ... not so rapid. Well it's happened yet again. The VPS doing all the forwarding crapped out. No reply on the tickets. So now I'm off to VMStorm for $2.79 USD a month.. Which isn't too bad. I know I know... suicide, the cliff, and of course the whole bullshit shuffle. Also no quake nor MDC CD Adventure... well just yet, I'll get that stuff back up later. No matter how they try they cannot keep the frog down! I was hoping for something I could just directly load NT 4.0 onto... this thing says its vmware but there is no console thing here... damn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's no penisland but it's still lol worthy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fml This interview went to shit.... I was making X... Shitty recruiter gets me an interview for X-20. They offer X-33.... WTF ???? I'm a tad pissed, but have another next week. This game sux. You must be a fool. enjoy your 'flu'... :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i've got more interviews next week, and the one following... more flying around......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they still play womans cricket (rounders)? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me false advertising no hot lesbian action to be found... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just received a new version of WOC so it's on oggfrog.net..... I'm still running the quakeworld server.. I may have to fuck around with a map editor to see if I can make some 'office space' type environments.... oggfrog.net ? the quakeworld client that they bundle with the one on steam is ANCIENT... but it's not "netquake" it's that quake world thing.... Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601] Copyright (c) 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. C:\Users\del>cd "\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\quake" C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\quake>qwcl.exe +connect oggfrog.net ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me "Follow your dreams. You can reach your goals; I'm living proof ... Beefcake, KICKASS!" Or this is how I imagine someone pushing zoolib. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah. free yourself, install windows, click yes 30x and be free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Well best of luck with VC 1.0 although to be honest I'd probably use Visual C++ 4.2 if you have it at a minimum... But maybe it's just me, I never did care the for the 'interface' of 1.0 & 2.0 .. (there is no 3.0).. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now that is entertainment you should have made them dance or something, and rewarded the artsy darkies. Then condemned the rest to death for their poor lifestyle choices, namely being born poor, black & a non english speaker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok ok http://oggfrog.net/crawbio.ogg ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wha? 10/27/2011 01:26 AM 2,062,146 crawbio.ogg how big was the upload? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i re scp'd it... I donno what the fuck happened. oggfrog:/var/www/default# ls -lh *ogg -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 2.0M Oct 27 09:55 crawbio.ogg should be good now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow.... so first I thought the excrement thing was a joke but it really is from the NPR piece. lol Then to find out that MDC the inventor of oggfrog cannot actually listen to ogg files???? OMG PRICELESS!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck it. im going as a cardboard box. with thought police tape wrapped around... so I can be thinking inside the box, bound by the thought police.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oggfrog.net really. Games External Programs: Num Name 1 L.O.R.D. 3.5 2 Domain Poker 3 Supernet Centipede 4 Planets: TEOS 5 TradeWars 2002 Scoop Wars 6 TradeWars 2002 testarea Which or Quit: 2 Welcome to Domain Poker v2K Copyright 2000 Domain Entertainment How to play Domain Poker Instructions Join a card game List players Toggle card symbols ON/OFF Player log of the day Quit back to Horsecockadia Command: ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait wait nobody has done any strip cam jokes yet? the edge is all but lost. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn. thats a mighty fine idea there. Hey holls, how many GBP would it cost you to risk showing your boobs in teh intrawebs? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Visual Studio 2010 C:tempwq>type craw.cpp #include <stdio.h> int foo() { for ( int i = 0; i < 10; ++i ){ printf("%d ",i); } return i; // returns 10 } C:tempwq>cl craw.cpp Microsoft (R) 32-bit C/C++ Optimizing Compiler Version 16.00.30319.01 for 80x86 Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. craw.cpp craw.cpp(9) : error C2065: 'i' : undeclared identifier C:tempwq> ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Visual C++ 1.0 (32bit) C:\temp>type craw.cpp #include <stdio.h> int main() { for ( int i = 0; i < 10; ++i ){ printf("%d ",i); } return i; // returns 10 } C:\temp>cl craw.cpp Microsoft (R) 32-bit C/C++ Optimizing Compiler Version 8.00 Copyright (c) Microsoft Corp 1984-1993. All rights reserved. craw.cpp Microsoft (R) 32-Bit Executable Linker Version 1.00 Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp 1992-93. All rights reserved. -out:craw.exe -debug:none craw.obj C:\temp>craw 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 I'm shocked! Its a great 'feature' but one hell of a bug. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds gimmicky. I should stick with C & FORTRAN. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me later versions of qemu fucked with IO bigtime... there is something to do to improve it but I forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like how you slipped OBAMA in thar ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who said anything about a pullout? with all those mercs we ain't leaving. and this is what? the 3rd time we've left? give me a break. If anything it will just be another ploy to send in more trillions to that shithole. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not? license to kill, big paycheck and lots of ammo... Where else are they going to go where they can kill indiscriminately, and live like a living god? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What is gog (lady don't hurt me) Ytmnd ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How are people oblivious to BP vs Mossadeq?? Or hell, T. E. Lawrence and the "rise" of the house of Saud. I wonder at what point will they be sold out and killed like any other 'vital partner' in the ME? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its the new style of justice we don't bother with trials and all that shit, just invade & murder. Thank the gods that they can now have multiple wives, and BP will get the oil fields. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NATO airstrikes And the infamous alciada in action.... Funny how they always show up when bp's access is blocked by some state.... Oddly enough nobody is bemoaning how our vital partner in the war on terror has been killed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ..funding, weapons and fuck even clothes. it's just an invasion by proxy, gotta secure them fields! And of course lock the Chiners out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me boom. #3. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought order #2 was to get the state out of the oil business and hand it all to BP/Exxon as god had intended it, and basically bankrupt the people for the continued profit of the corporations. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best idea in 5000 years or maybe 6billion. YMMV. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me free web hosting I thought I'd pass this on... not that I don't mind doing some stuff for the community at large, but shit free is good too. nah Although I was thinking of a scheme to do that the other day.... It may be of epic crawfordian proportions though.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the other thing is that it'd be a LOT of effort... And the bottom line being... a DLL & Database you drop on some unsuspecting IIS .net server and voila we are sending crude messages to each other and spawning MS-DOS VMs and playing ancient games? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me announce a new software project talk about it endlessly, and have no intention of shipping it. Then bore others with free samples of the ONLY THING YOU'VE EVER SHIPPED IN YOUR LIFE. Wait, maybe I'm projecting too much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not the desired crawford effect you were hoping for? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me iraq doesn't matter we are leaving 100's of thousands of mercs, and you know those fuckers aren't cheap. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how does this get warplife in the appstore? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what is wrong? I mean this should have like 50+ comments but... its really not having the needed effect. Something is wrong with teh fabric of k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think its the lack of a payoff I mean if there was some massive wall of text, that then ended with, "then I got the fucker to compile, and now I'm uploading it as I write this... expect a link/download code later today" or something then there would be some conclusion. Instead this is like the wanderings of a madman in a desert with no direction, no goal, no path, just immediate obstacles that really don't matter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe this whole haiku distraction is about some kind of convoluted gay sex hookup? But yes it is the unexpected tangents, like who would really expect a judge to read 10,000 word essays on crazy while trying to plead not being crazy...? There isn't any unexpected payoff here, it is like me trying to make a story about downloading a linux kernel, and building binutils, gcc, libc, the dynalinker, then rebooting into it to discover that nothing fucking works (which is what anyone would expect from any linux story)... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sigh ok. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have to admit it, that Windows 7's backup and restore thing worked out quite well. Even changing disk drivers on it, and it managed to figure it out! So I'm more or less back in business..... So as requested I took the old ass q1source.zip which is the source code to Quake 1/ QuakeWorld, and built out a server for Debian Linux 5/i386 ... Its running on oggfrog.net (launch up yer quakeworld client and 'connect' to oggfrog.net ) .... more fun than a BBS I guess.... I dont have any mods yet and.... it was pegging the CPU at 100% ... soooooo.... I'm fucked at the moment I'm either going to have to profile the fucker or find an alternative... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ill have to look at that in the meantime I fixed my CPU problem, and now everything seems to be well.... I should leave a client logged in or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol you know as well as I do those elitists won't show up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me unpacked & running woc.oggfrog.net should be up soon...... as soon as DNS propagates it... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the boot floppy can be recreated from the CD so no worries there. And of course the floppy only supported old ass SCSI controllers so it's all moot in a modern world....... If you want I can repackage your NT 3.1 as a VM for you... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd need a real modem emulator or something... involved, the win32 sbbs hinges on javascript (urk!) which I doubt will run on 3.1, but 3.5 maybe..... I'm pretty sure I still have my NT 3.1 SDK CD around here so I can include a 'production' compiler... :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've got 3.1 up and running with networking too! ... MSIE doesn't run for crap, I'll try netscape 3 ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh before I forget http://www.megaupload.com/?d=D3XP0PRL weeee... password is password, ctrl+alt+d will do a control alt delete to log you in! The Alpha version of NT 3.1 is kind of rare.. and pointless too.... 3.5 included the Alpha on the CD.. 3.51 included the PowerPC. 4.0 had them all ... Qemu can kind of run the MIPS version of NT 3.5 & 4.0 (not 3.1 or 3.51...!) but its a major fucking pain to setup... I have visual studio for the MIPS so its kind of useful but ... its all vintage 1997... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No problem! I have Word & Excel for NT but they need NT 3.5 ... And with NT 3.5 you can also run Visual C++ 2.0, and SQL Server 6.0!!.. I forget about Exchange 4.0 or it may require 3.51. And speaking of which 3.51 will let you go insane with Office 97, Visual C++ 4.2, SQL 6.5! Happy times indeed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah its not a race as they say... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So just over a year ago I bought 3 disks And I was going to run them in some RAID setup so I thought I'd buy the 'best of the best', the WD RE3 series, from Western Digital. So I bought 3 WD1002FBYS,, or the 1TB disks. I thought it'd make a good RAID 5 setup so I went with that on my old PC... then it blew out its power supply so I unplugged the array, and was going to use it again when I got a bigger system/power supply .... So here I am, I finally got around to doing it, went from a 550 watt PS to a 1000 watt supply and... All fucking 3 disks are DEAD. One kind of comes online, one shows a capacity of ZERO, and the other is just plain fucking dead. I hope the floods kill whomever QA'd these fucked drives. And of course, as I'm using older disks I boot up and got this wonderful message: Windows detected a hard disk problem Which disk is failing? The following hard disks are reporting failure: Disk Name: ST3750640AS ATA Device Volume: C:\ Jesus fucking christ!!!! yeah.. probably the PSU fucking thing. I may try the wartentee thing but if they ask for a receipt then I'm basically fuxored there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oddly it didn't fry the video card, the MB, CPU, RAM, case fans... or anything else. .... Oh well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure thing! Quake1 right? I'm pretty sure I can get a QuakeWorld server going it'll do more than 4 users... Although Doom is easy as fuck to mod QW would "scale" better... I have to run out to buy a new disk, but I'll get right on it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some shitty 32bit linux debian I think. Although for the BBS I basically portforward it to a Windows NT 4.0 VM @ home.... But for something "realtime" I'd rather run it there if possible... it doesn't have much in the way of ram/disk though.... but quake1/quakeworld wont take much I imagine ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ive gone ahead and buillt it anyways ... I should find some mod tool I'm sure there is some fun stuff to do.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 242 sux I regret buying a CD of theirs. It's permanently etched polycarbonate plastic mocks us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Got most of my new computer and I loaded that windows 8 dev preview on there. fucking thing doesn't recognize either my PCIE wifi, nor a USB one I have. fucking thing. what a waste of god damned time! But the 16GB of ram is nice, no motherfucking swapping! just installed windows 7 I couldn't take this shit anymore... And of course all my fucking devices work... I swear it was like Windows NT 3.1 all over again... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me .net is fucking massive! maybe not in the world of GNU Hippies, but in the world of corporate developed apps it's <i>everywhere</i>. Although this metro shit is much like the end of VB6 all over again, it's got a *LOT* of people pissed off... If it had supported my wifi, I'd probably see if you could embedded .net stuff like how you could do it in IE 5.5 on NT 4.0 with .NET 1.1 ..... But a computer without networking is... fucking useless. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a bunch games believe it or not. all kinds of shit, but again I doubt you'd run into them... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what? just add in a disk, and extend the volume. it's 2011! they sell 1TB disks for something like 50$! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Funny that is how I view every OO thing out there.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got impatient with the CPU the 8core shit is selling out all over, so I... got a place holder... some piece of shit Athlon II X4 645, which I was hoping it being 3.10Ghz would be a marked upgrade from the 2.1Ghz AMD Phenom(tm) 9550 Quad-Core Processor.... The Cinebench 11.5 bench gave the old CPU a 2.36, and the 'new' one gets 3.27.. Which I guess isn't too bad for what it is. I got me one of those all in one kid radiators.. corsaid h60? Anyways it runs the CPU around 31-32c doing not much and the rendering test had it around 42c ... not bad I guess. It sure is QUIET which is the nice big thing.. I also got some ATI Radeon HD 6800 ... Its pretty snappy to me! 1GB of ram onboard, and it soaks another 4GB of system ram for whatever nefarious reasons... I guess I'll have to get some more ram! Windows 7 gives me a 5.7 score, the CPU is 7.3, 7.3 for RAM, 7.8 for graphics (both categories) and 5.7 on the disk... they are old disks... I was going to buy a bunch of disks when the 8 core CPU is available but now that some plant flooded out... looks like I'm fucked. 5.7 Determined by lowest subscore Processor AMD Athlon(tm) II X4 645 Processor 7.3 Memory (RAM) 16.0 GB 7.3 Graphics AMD Radeon HD 6800 Series 7.8 Gaming graphics 8957 MB Total available graphics memory 7.8 Primary hard disk 582GB Free (699GB Total) 5.7 Windows 7 Ultimate System -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Manufacturer To Be Filled By O.E.M. Model To Be Filled By O.E.M. Total amount of system memory 16.0 GB RAM System type 64-bit operating system Number of processor cores 4 Storage -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Total size of hard disk(s) 1993 GB Disk partition (C:) 582 GB Free (699 GB Total) Disk partition (D:) 162 GB Free (699 GB Total) Disk partition (E:) 158 GB Free (596 GB Total) Media drive (F:) CD/DVD Graphics -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Display adapter type AMD Radeon HD 6800 Series Total available graphics memory 8957 MB Dedicated graphics memory 1024 MB Dedicated system memory 0 MB Shared system memory 7933 MB Display adapter driver version 8.892.0.0 Secondary monitor resolution 1920x1080 Primary monitor resolution 1920x1080 DirectX version DirectX 10 Network -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Network Adapter Atheros AR5006X Wireless Network Adapter Network Adapter Virtual Machine Network Services Driver I've just installed steam so I may play something to see how it goes... Fallout NewVegas decided to run it in the lowest possible settings... not sure what the fuck is up with that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wake up; time to die. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me still dying with or without you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes ship warplife first after froggcommerce of course, which needs more zoolib on itanium work, and of course oggfrog. I'd say just ship the fucker, I mean how many actual sales do you honestly think you'll get? 20? 30? 2? Just do it and move on, you've got a web commerce (so 1994!) site to do. You can be a cyber-e-tailor! None of that brick&mortar, but bits in the er.. cloud! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm waiting for iOS 5.01 or whatever the next bugfix will be... then I'm updating all my shit. Maybe after that I'll think about something to do with them besides making movies of my cat sleeping, and listening to the radio. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh! absolutely nothing! I'm absolutely serious! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking as someone who's had the displeasure of using QNX it fucking sucked. Everyone is desperate to suck it's cock in realtime, but its api support is pretty motherfucking WEAK. I'm sure FrogOS could do much more. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 90% of devs plan to do HTML5! ... on other platforms. Im sure this "new" phone is compatible with their 1970's style network so it too can enjoy three plus day outages... Oh well with open networks the world has moved upward and onward. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it sounds like you regret not being sucessful do you tell your jedi counselor? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes they are tiny & toony and all a little loony. Why do I even know this? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought that was the animaniacs song guess it all blends in ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it cold there too? I'm sure it is somewhere on earth. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me November rain in October. It's dark. dreary overcast and raining. and cold. So here I am listening to some olde radio shit on the internet (thank god for streaming audio on the internet! Maybe its just as well the fuckheads that run TV didn't adopt something like how the radio stations all jumped on internet streaming.... Anyways they are playing november rain, which was poignant for the time but now sounds like some crazed guitar fest. Ive been doing interviews over the phone around the world... Looks like so far the best one I've done is for something that may open up next year. Part of me wants to buy some acreage in Nevada (fuck the state income taxes!) get one of those airstream trailers and live the Randy Quaid lifestyle. I actually have some solar panels (from Miami...) and could rig up some batteries, and a generator easily. Maybe buy one of these, and become a moisture farmer. Naturally being in the middle of nowhere, I'd need some satellite internet.. Maybe I can make my own booze. I don't see how this plan could go wrong! (except the running out of money part). I have high hopes of getting another 'work at home' gig. Either that or I'm going to have to do something to leverage myself in the 'cloud'. Either that or I'm going to have to write a 64bit version of OS/2 or something to pass the time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah no different then using satellite in India... Well if anything it'll be better as it won't have to bounce 4x or something shitty like that with 5second round trips... Oh and the other reason for Nevada is land is cheap!(ish). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure it does! esp when its rained the one time a year... and it's close to Idaho, not close to SoCal (ie death valley)..... But at the same time, yeah arid as a motherfucker... Michigan would almost be ok but I'd get fucking shot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meh I wouldn't even bother with binary compatability. Being incompatable actually HELPS an OS... Look at the sudden rise of Win32 & Linux... similar from something prior but... different. I'd imagine you could implement most of the DOS*/KBD/VIO api calls on any *NIX like kernel using it's syscalls.... The ironic joke is that it wouldn't matter, I don't think anyone really ever bothered actually programming OS/2, it was a dead API before it ever happened. Check out this: http://os2linux.sourceforge.net/ which is basically what I'm talking about..... that went nowhere quick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn that must suck. And yeah it is a 'porting too' in much the same way EMX was a Unix to OS/2 tool.... I imagine someone at IBM wanted it, as it was written by IBM, but I've never heard of anyone using it.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's just the land and 60k for an acre? that's way too much! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just opened the last bag of sumatran coffee... damn. they now want $15 a fucking bag. but it's good shit, and life is too short for shitty coffee, and shitty booze. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow I'd never have guessed that coffee is a commodity, and that in fact almost everyone buys from the same market.... Although I think the stuff you are referring to is that super acidic Arabian stuff. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $1000 for a roaster!? I can get another big ass solar panel for that much! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MOAR LIKE REN FAIRE ASS WHOOPING! So she enjoys herself a little crack party, and probably became a crack whore that night so daddy goes off the deep end....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clear the dust get some new disks! and one of those radiator things. A cooler CPU is a happier CPU. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know they have shit reviews... but my god 8 fucking cores! I'd love to get one but they are constantly sold out, so... I had to get some quad core $99 special as a place holder... But hot damn, 8 fucking cores to the desktop... this is some exciting time for those of us in the paralyzing world of life research. indeed they all gloss over cost... And I end up running a tonn of VM's which for the most part are integer based.. Even with the quad cpu I have now it's sad how many people 'fix' their threading concurrency issues by forcing their process to bind to cpu 0.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't it works quite well if you... manage to stay in some kind of sane method... but basically making code thread safe requires LOTS of work.. But hell the SQL people managed to this all in 1992-1993.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Very true! I plan on running a bunch of shit in the background, and it'd be nice to have more cores for more shit. I get the impression that most people only run one or two programs at a time... Fuck I've got so many going in some many things I can't keep any of this shit straight. All I know is my current 2.1Ghz quad core is a steady 70% across all cores.... What is more fucked up is that already I'm thinking my 16GB of ram won't be enough to virtualize LYNC. Jesus what is with MS these days does it really take 4 cores, and 32GB of ram to do voip??????????????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the case arrived today. its fucking massive. It's like the size of an RS/6000.. the big tower ones.... And the fans are fucking big too. I may have to rethink this whole 'desk' thing... Maybe I can get some kind of highspeed IP KVM and put it in the garage or a shed or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I shudder to think how much you pay to store things that aren't worth the money to store... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who says that corporations don't write peoples "laws"? What is more of a joke, is that EMI doesn't say offer to sell you the privilege that they allow others to take for free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why 303? I thought 33.3 was the magic number? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 3 sides to the coin. left, right and RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 OF THE 3 KEEP ON FUCKING YOU OVER, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, AMERICA!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OH but the H is for wHore... I thought that was obvious? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is she on ice? or embedded in a glacier? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy caturday! behold. I was trying to capture him making his weird snoring noise then he woke up.... Oh well such is life. When playing the video I get random dots on my screen... Looks like my pc is fucking up on me, I should just buy a new one like I'd planned. Some of the parts are even on sale! lol no... So far today is a.... boring day. :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He does that to me.... I probably take 2-3 cat induced naps a day. bastard!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm looking at the case for the drive bay thing... And the power supply is like on SALE...!!! ... I wouldn't pay $200 for it, but 119.. seems better, its going under my desk so it's not like I'll have to see its fagy blueness when I use it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me use off the shelf shit. or you better be working on FroggASM & FroggC, along with FroggOS........ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me make it as involved and difficult as possible so that way nobody will be using it after the initial and mistaken purchase. But all this is academic, we all know whatever new and exciting product it is, it won't ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FroggLicence? by next week I fully expect either FroggARMAssmbler, or FroggSQL. I'm surprised he hasn't tried to come up with his on 'vastly superior' keyboard schema. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just imagine the proffit!!!! 0 x 98% = infinate ogg frog fortunes!!!! I'm pretty sure to charge for something you need something to sell them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me C++ coders earn a great deal more money than web programmers. I(MDC) have little experience in web programming, but many of you do. Nice digg there crawford! Maybe if you didn't suffer from NIH syndrome, you could hire one of those cheap/dumbass web devs for FroggCommerce. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck yeah I made a J00 T00b!. now I need to mix in some pod safe music! I only do GA's I'm like an end user.... 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What you see is what you get. - Me the one thing they'll forever have on you is that I can go to the app store, and install them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! SHIP IT! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear their cell service, T1, E1, DS3, OC3, OC12, WLAN, GPRS, 4G, Metro E, MPLS & Internet services suck. OH also their sets, their G3 phone switches, the marketing department that basically destroyed SYSV, and the fuckers that "invented the lasers" are fucking worthless. Besides effective monopolies, spying on their customers and sucking dick, what good is AT&T? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Even a living god can make a mistake he got the iAids and died as a result of AT&Ts shitty servicing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as long as you aren't trying to game the system for speed... you'll be 'ok' ... It's a shame the side effects can get you onto so many other fucked up paths.. And when people get off of them, they feel great but they forget their primary meds, and they go nuts or die. :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the system has gamed us all if you were to push drugs near a school they'd string you up, but how many kids are on psych drugs? How many americans are depressed? we are all on drugs. they've won. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I figured I'd add something into the whole life thing So I found some really old life program that was built for some weird compiler that was deerived from DeSmet C... Ugh. Anyways a bit of work to port it's weird IO to Windows NT And I have it running... So in some Crawfordian effort I thought I'd get it to run in some ancient decrepit version of NT... So here we go, it's all in one with Qemu ... ! Just run 7zip x warplife.7z, then run the batch file and away you go! You Linux/OS X fags can bring your own emulator, sit it out or whatever. Running the warplife batch file will load NT and come up to a login prompt.. just hit OK there is no password, myusername is fine enough. double click on the 'life' icon, and give it a nice big number, like 500 then hit enter. Maximize the dos window if you don't have to have a seizure, and watch the life unfold!! To get your mouse back hit the windows key, or control+alt ........... That is about it. maybe I'll fire up my Itanium again and make a super RISCIFIED version of life.... Until then you can also enjoy this. the best part about a fixed seed is that you can get consistent results... although I have no idea what this S looking thing is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah...... but make no mistake it is a 32bit program! This early version of NT has no OS/2, DOS, POSIX.. Just Win32... Download it, and run it with a seed amount of 500, and as Crawford looks onward, you'll get your very own HORSECOCK GLIDER! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm using some early NT 3.1 beta so it'll run on anything... NT 3.1 had MIPS/i386 ... later included Alpha but those are hard to find... NT 3.5 Alpha/i386/MIPS, 3.51 Alpha/i386/MIPS/PowerPC, same for 4.0 ..... 2000 was i386 only Alpha made it to beta2 but was killed... Then some 2003/XP thing for Itanium, then x64 ... The cpu that was sure to die outlives them all... i386! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's from 1991 NT 3.1 didn't ship until 1993. It's all prerelease unstable shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they did that I think it was for a tradeshow... lol which of course to showcase NT you'd have to do that back in the day! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah maximize the command prompt it looks nicer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh and that dungeon is actually in FORTRAN.. there is a f2c (fortran to c) converter in there.... If you feel brave enough apparently you can rebuild it running nmake luckily its a VM if you fuck it up too badly, you can restore it... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it quits because you told it zero seed... which.. isn't good. type in 500 then hit enter and behold the HORSECOCK WALKER! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh and maximize it! otherwise it'll just jump around like crazy, showing 'x''s instead of revealing the beloved LIFE!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Warp life is on hold so... he's in suspended animation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes which only prevents the shipment of warplife, but it could allow the shipment of oggfrog.................................... Or it's an excuse to install some variant of linux producing nothing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know its shocking. not even a WinAMP style application that hinged on plugins but when you get down it really isn't all that involved.... But it was the modularity of it that made it popular. Until everyone bought an iThing and installed iTunes, and ended that ride. Or it was another AOL disaster, take your pick. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nope work stopped, it's now zoolib on the Itanium running Windows 2003 or bust! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The thing part III or II well maybe I. Ok it's a prequel... As if all the Norwegian bullshit didn't give that away. Anyways they fuck up the day/time thing in Antarctica, along with the cold & fuel but hell they fucked it up in 1982 as well. Otherwise it was 'ok' I'd give it 3/5 without spoiling it. If you LOVE the 1st or 2nd(3rd) you'll like this 3rd(2nd). the first one was in Black & White from the 1950's... so you mean the second one, although it takes place after the 3rd one. No oatmeal pitches, no life insurance. There was a hula girl on the dash of a helicopter that was about it. Oh and it's far too 'female enabling' ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they did include grenades. and the chick uses a flame thrower. bet you didn't see that one coming!!! Zzzzz.... She even develops the test! But she doesn't lose chess to an apple II and pour precious alcohol all over it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no need to hurry you already know how it ends as it was the start of the 2nd/3rd movie.... ... dog running over an ice field, a helicopter in pursuit, with a madman with a rifle shooting the dog over & over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think I just had a seizure. a bad one too. I was working on something when I blacked out and smashed my head good on my desk. What the fuck was I thinking I ran it FULL SCREEN... jesus christ the flashing the insanity of it.. knocked me the fuck out. If I had healthcare I'd go seek someone out... Otherwise I'm going to have to unplug something for a bit. Its a shame he doesn't believe in networking or this would have been the ultimate oggfrog client. Although I wonder if anyone could port life to it without having a fucking seizure. I wouldn't run anything out of ticketmaster on my bare iron. Of course I used a VM! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know... but it bares repeating now that he is among us.... :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like that coked up chick that stole her dads car, hit some toll plaza, and ejected her brain ..... zoooooooooooooooooom! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me All you needed waa 10000 teenagers ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me goldman sachs running our treasury would be #1. Little Timmy being another banker making our policy is yet another. And don't forget their front running. The corruption is insane, but it seems 100% of the people are complicit with their crimes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me start with an aseembler written in bash.... No wait, there is an 80386 emulator in javascript, why not bash? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lolz sacrificing your life to protect wall street. You poor people in America make me laugh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Identifying marks and the new 'for your security naked body scanners' are learning to pick these things up. Why would you want to be easily identified by the system? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why make 'their' job easier? do you tag photos in facebook? do you not encrypt your phone calls & emails? If you don't take steps to protect ones privacy then you've already lost it. It works like this, in a public space you don't have any expectations of privacy, however if you were to photograph one of 'them' they'll beat you senseless and claim that you violated THEIR privacy.. You gotta draw the line at some point if you either support the system, or if you opt out of its omnipresence. Hell even Vint Cerf, is unnerved about his network watching over him. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why do you live like a slave? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure it was just the 'good will' they had in cardiff or wherever the fuck the filmed that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like its got potential! hell I'll host it... I'd say the big thing is if you can fuck around with locking files well enough to make it multiuser.....! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me true. babysteps. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've used opendoors before it's now free although the guy who did it up and vanished.. I think everyone uses this for door32.sys programming..... Here is a snapshot, although I'm sure there are newer it feels like the synchronet guy hosts his site on a residential DSL. http://home.icequake.net/~nemesis/src/sync/synchronet-3.20cvs20030827.orig/src/o doors/ The deal is if you program against odoors it ought to be zoolib like portable... :) But don't worry 99% of the world runs windows no need to chase platforms. As mentioned above release early & often...! That is why Linux is linux and NetBSD is.. well dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The only tip I can give is to keep your input and output segregated from the program so you only have to port your IO .... in C++ you could do this via overloaded operators... object.blarf >> cout; etc etc..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looks fine to me C:\Program Files\DevStudio\MyProjects\hi\Debug>type ..\hi.cpp #include <cstdio> #include <iostream> #include <cstdlib> using namespace std; int main(int argc, char* argv[]) { cout << "Hello World"; return 0; } C:\Program Files\DevStudio\MyProjects\hi\Debug>cl ..\hi.cpp Microsoft (R) 32-bit C/C++ Optimizing Compiler Version 11.00.7022 for 80x86 Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp 1984-1997. All rights reserved. hi.cpp C:\Program Files\DevStudio\VC\INCLUDE\istream(524) : warning C4530: C++ exceptio n handler used, but unwind semantics are not enabled. Specify -GX Microsoft (R) 32-Bit Incremental Linker Version 5.10.7303 Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp 1992-1997. All rights reserved. /out:hi.exe hi.obj C:\Program Files\DevStudio\MyProjects\hi\Debug>hi Hello World I don't have VS 2010 infront of me at the moment so.... Take it for what its worth. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you too? 4400 to be surrounded by the unwashed masses? fuck that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ok but what do you do with it? open a browser, post to k5? Can you talk to an exchange server? deal with shitty cisco VPNs? what about Excel? Talk to MSSQL 2008 servers? games? .net 4? IIS? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Still using Internet Explorer 7? recommended course of action is of course suicide. Or stick with Internet Explorer 5.5 SP2 as you wouldn't have had to deal with any of this 'post IE6' world bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should at least give him a MDC sounding like account.. this jesus christ thing is just... weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me very true, you ain't gonna get someone to suck it if you don't tell them to do it first. Muh dick ain't going to suck itself sweetheart! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he's holding out for the Donald trump treatment that if he were to do so, it'd have catastrophic repercussions for millions as big banks have levered write downs on his bad debt, but acknowledging a loss would put them all under! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all this is useless without scores! Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 10/13/23 04:24:32 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Sergeant Major 1 Orion Blastar Merchant Freighter 2 1st Sergeant Nate Merchant Freighter 3 Gunnery Sergeant Lildebbie Merchant Cruiser 4 Sergeant Wise Cracker * Escape Pod * ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure it does! it's not installed by default... God only knows why, but you have to go into control panel, add/remove components and it is buried in there... C:WindowsSystem32>dir telnet.exe Volume in drive C has no label. Volume Serial Number is 8C79-0098 Directory of C:WindowsSystem32 06/10/2009 06:10 AM 78,848 telnet.exe 1 File(s) 78,848 bytes 0 Dir(s) 124,636,499,968 bytes free 78KB out of a 16GB windows install.. good thing they got their size priorities right. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DMR just passed. He gave us C & was the other half of UNIX. Watch how the world doesn't give a fuck. YES although I'd beg for some artwork for the BBS.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably not maybe he'll demand attachemate release SYSV...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me New Jersey and make made it everywhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think the difference being that BCPL cost money like TripOS, while Unix v6 along with its C compiler were free to Universities, and something trivial like $100 to corporations.... Open Source basically began with the distribution of Unix v6. Naturally AT&T charged more for v7, and 32v, then went fucking apeshit with SYSII & SYSV, and basically fucked up the entire gig. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Stevens and lions are long gone The minix guy autocorrect won't let me spell must be old too ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or PCI/PCIE slots I mean it's 2011 FFS not everyone wants a thimble barbie sized computer... don't they have 4way 64bit arm's? I want to add in 16GB of ram, 6 TB of disk space!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me arm desktop god help us all. link? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I remember when they were Acron risc cpu's... but times have changed. Funny how some kids from the UK out did Intel & the world at RISC CPU design.... But having an ACORN like desktop would be cool. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Who cares? Ritchie the guy who made it all possible died. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And it had weird BCPL And TripOS.... I've read on the PDP-11 it was actually multiuser.... which must have been scary, as the CLI is the same as the Amiga... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me songbird It is everything oggfrog should have been. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh yeah here is some http://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2011/02/songbird-hits-version-1-9-3-linux-build-avail able/ download info etc etc...feel free to switch distros, format and fight for hours to run a program, but then again Linux people should be used to this... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fat bottom girls sure do rage a lot... My thought process. read it if you will, it's long and probably really stupid. But it's what I do ev This is for that moment when you realize that you hate your life. This is for that moment when you realize the being molested as a child and raped as a teen truely hurts you more than you could ever comprehend. This is for that moment when you realize that you can never let go of what those people did to you. This is for that moment when you can honestly say that you understand that you need help, but you know that it wont help, that nothing will help because you know in your heart that nothing can ever take away those horrible memories. This is for that moment when you start crying because you have realized that your life has been shitty. This is for that moment when your tears won't stop because you remember ever bit of pain you have ever felt. This is for that moment when you realize that you can't forget, and you can't forgive. This is for that moment when you realize that pretending things didn't happen, and telling yourself that everything will get better is all hurting you more than having dealt with it back then. This is for that moment when you can honestly say that you feel completely alone in this because no one will ever have the same exact feeling or story that you did. This is for that moment when you realize that your best friend couldn't care less about you because you made a stupid mistake. This is for that moment when you realize that your in love with your best friend but realize that they will never feel the same about you. This is for that moment when you hate yourself and blame yourself for everything bad that has ever happened. This is for that moment when you recall every mean thing that had ever hurt enough to stick with you throughout many years. This is for that moment when you remember your grandmother telling you to stop eating junk food because it will cause you to be fat, for when you remember kids making fun of you for being all red in gym class because you were fat, when you remember going to the doctor and her telling you that your over weight and that you need to eat less, when you remember your mother being proud of you when you lost a lot of weight although she knew that you hadn't been eating. This is for that moment when you recall the great happiness you felt when you lost 40 pounds because you stopped eating. This is for that moment when you are still crying because you remember that. This is for that moment when you realize that you hate yourself because of other people. This is for that moment when you are writing the story of your fucking life on the internet because you feel that you have no true friends, and you realize that if they read this they would be hurt. This is for the moment when you don't feel like caring about anyone else because you realize that you need to write this. This is for the moment when you are remembering your shitty life. This is for the moment when you realize that you don't know how to describe your life. This is for the moment when you have stopped crying because it hurts too bad for you to shed another tear because in your mind you make yourself believe that it was all a nightmare. This is for the moment when you re-think everything you just wrote and begin to get sad again. This is for the moment that your mind can't comprehend that everything happened, and you begin to shut down. This is the moment you realize that you can't think straight because you are making your mind stop working. This is the moment you realize that you sound like a psycho. This is the moment you want to find another word for psycho but can't seem to think at all. This is the moment where typing becomes more important than anything else, when nothing else matters because it is all a nightmare. This is the moment you can barely even type, although you are typing just as fast, maybe a little slower than before. This is the moment you want to go back and edit this. This is the moment you want to stop because nothing happened, nothing hurt you, nothing will ever hurt you again. This is the moment you begin thinking about puking up everything you ate because you gained weight after you were raped. This is the moment you shut that thought out immediately. This is the moment when you realize that you do that all the time, because your thoughts have no longer become important to you. This is the moment you are done because you begin to regret writing this. This is the moment you will decide whether or not to post this for everyone to see. This is my thought process everytime I am sad. This is my fucking life. Everyday, usually night, I do this. I will have this going through my head for hours, and hours, it doesn't stop until my brain decides I need to stop and just sleep. I hate myself. And this is the moment you are too embarassed to post it on a website you know the people. Holy wall o text! But one thing is nice, in between her crawfordian insanity she hunts down "thinspo" AKA Angry Fat/Skinny chick porn... Is it my imagination or are young girls increasing having lesbian tendancies???? Or is it my imagination.. formatted crazy text... This is for that moment when you realize that you hate your life. This is for that moment when you realize the being molested as a child and raped as a teen truely hurts you more than you could ever comprehend. This is for that moment when you realize that you can never let go of what those people did to you. This is for that moment when you can honestly say that you understand that you need help, but you know that it wont help, that nothing will help because you know in your heart that nothing can ever take away those horrible memories. This is for that moment when you start crying because you have realized that your life has been shitty. This is for that moment when your tears won't stop because you remember ever bit of pain you have ever felt. This is for that moment when you realize that you can't forget, and you can't forgive. This is for that moment when you realize that pretending things didn't happen, and telling yourself that everything will get better is all hurting you more than having dealt with it back then. This is for that moment when you can honestly say that you feel completely alone in this because no one will ever have the same exact feeling or story that you did. This is for that moment when you realize that your best friend couldn't care less about you because you made a stupid mistake. This is for that moment when you realize that your in love with your best friend but realize that they will never feel the same about you. This is for that moment when you hate yourself and blame yourself for everything bad that has ever happened. This is for that moment when you recall every mean thing that had ever hurt enough to stick with you throughout many years. This is for that moment when you remember your grandmother telling you to stop eating junk food because it will cause you to be fat, for when you remember kids making fun of you for being all red in gym class because you were fat, when you remember going to the doctor and her telling you that your over weight and that you need to eat less, when you remember your mother being proud of you when you lost a lot of weight although she knew that you hadn't been eating. This is for that moment when you recall the great happiness you felt when you lost 40 pounds because you stopped eating. This is for that moment when you are still crying because you remember that. This is for that moment when you realize that you hate yourself because of other people. This is for that moment when you are writing the story of your fucking life on the internet because you feel that you have no true friends, and you realize that if they read this they would be hurt. This is for the moment when you don't feel like caring about anyone else because you realize that you need to write this. This is for the moment when you are remembering your shitty life. This is for the moment when you realize that you don't know how to describe your life. This is for the moment when you have stopped crying because it hurts too bad for you to shed another tear because in your mind you make yourself believe that it was all a nightmare. This is for the moment when you re-think everything you just wrote and begin to get sad again. This is for the moment that your mind can't comprehend that everything happened, and you begin to shut down. This is the moment you realize that you can't think straight because you are making your mind stop working. This is the moment you realize that you sound like a psycho. This is the moment you want to find another word for psycho but can't seem to think at all. This is the moment where typing becomes more important than anything else, when nothing else matters because it is all a nightmare. This is the moment you can barely even type, although you are typing just as fast, maybe a little slower than before. This is the moment you want to go back and edit this. This is the moment you want to stop because nothing happened, nothing hurt you, nothing will ever hurt you again. This is the moment you begin thinking about puking up everything you ate because you gained weight after you were raped. This is the moment you shut that thought out immediately. This is the moment when you realize that you do that all the time, because your thoughts have no longer become important to you. This is the moment you are done because you begin to regret writing this. This is the moment you will decide whether or not to post this for everyone to see. This is my thought process everytime I am sad. This is my fucking life. Everyday, usually night, I do this. I will have this going through my head for hours, and hours, it doesn't stop until my brain decides I need to stop and just sleep. I hate myself. And this is the moment you are too embarassed to post it on a website you know the people. Wow it looks even crazier! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the pr0n aspect I guess.... or do girls usually collect pictures of other girls in suggestive poses? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought you needed a pirate bootloader to load it up as it's too EFI dependent. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought the XNUs were the same...? Now I almost have to build one... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me file open... file save as blabla 97. Then use Office 97, 2000, or 2003 and don't have to deal with any of that bullshit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh I could have bet $1 that the customs form was the one from Apollo 11... Although thankfully I can't place the dollfest picture.... thankfully. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me use a mac -arch i386 -arch ppc OMG and it puts them into the same exe! If only faglix was that cool. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fifty Caliber Snax Hey bro, I was linked here from kuro5hin.org, and the only expectation I had was that this BBS would be significantly less difficult to log into, but I was sadly dissapointed. That being said, I think I'll leave now and never come back. You have a nice day. IHBT? I trolled them? Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 10/07/23 03:37:44 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Staff Sergeant .. Lildebbie Merchant Cruiser 2 Staff Sergeant .. Orion Blastar Merchant Cruiser 3 Staff Sergeant .. Nate Merchant Cruiser 4 Corporal .. Wise Cracker Merchant Cruiser Its a wonder they can cope with scoop.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Zinio rocks on my ipad it's a great bathroom reader. I'm glad I didn't buy it because... damn that shit is expensive!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me books are for fags ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why are the getting the peace prize? they didn't run guns, kidnap & torture people, nor have they invaded any nations under the guise of a 'kinetic military action'... Jesus I doubt that they even ran any underage brothels or contributed to the slave trade at large. These are some shitty fucking 'peace prize' people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly they need to catch up to the west. Or they shall forever remain victims of it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me scores... Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 10/07/23 00:52:21 AM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Staff Sergeant ** Lildebbie Merchant Cruiser 2 Staff Sergeant ** Orion Blastar Merchant Cruiser 3 Staff Sergeant ** Nate Merchant Cruiser 4 Corporal ** Wise Cracker Merchant Cruiser yeah I didn't think they could be so intimidated but... there you go. :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought i had mentioned resetting it but it really didn't matter as they never logged in again after the ucblockhead thing got out of control. but they are so god damned stupid they really think I was going to build a botnet or some shit out of people using telnet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me check the chocolate! <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article981998.ece">they have crickets inside!</a>.. Oh and some gratuitous suicide! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me really any girl with massive melons will do the best part is, if she gets annoying you can drop her off in a parallel universe and NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. Or fast forward to her funeral. Or kill her before she is born. In countless other universes. OMG the possibilities are endless! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My next cube was distroyed in shipping. I just junked it didn't even bother taking pictures. I wasn't even going to mention it but here we are. I had figured down the road it'd be worth 10k easy to some rabid fanbois as I had mine decked the fuck out. Now it's just scrap. :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I had but it was not... :&pipe; Instead my dvd collection was and it of course was shipped unmolested... Oh well I still have my boxed NS 3.3 software. I guess I can always run it on a pc... Which is a shitload faster than a 33Mhz 68040. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah mainframe like IO was the claim to it's fame. Why only have 1 controller when you can have 128! .. or something insane. Then attach it to some slow ass optical drive from Cannon and swap to RW optical media the speed of a floppy disk! What could go wrong????? It doesn't matter, none of the drives work today. Every single one is fucked. They weren't built to last sadly, I even had a factory sealed spare, and fired that thing up years ago and... got nothing. :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just fucking run OS X on the hardware it was built for. If you insist on running l00nix use a fucking PC keyboard. I don't even have linux loaded and now I fucking hate it too. fucking DLL hell, and bullshit windowing. I mean fuck you are using X11 right? that shit fucking sucks. Dont you think it is funny that when Jobs went to do Unix the first thing he did was toss x11?? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had a cube. it was fucking awesome, quite and it performed quite nicely. Granted I had the geforce2 upgrade, and 1.5GB of ram. Naturally what happened is the 450Mhz cpu just wasn't enough... So I got a G5 iMac which was louder than a motherfucker. Luckily I dumped that on some clueless fucker for what I paid for it... I was going to buy a g5 tower but then the whole switch to intel thing happened. I was a bit surprised as they went with 32bit only CPUs and there was no way in fuck I was going to drop from a 64bit PPC to a 32bit intel, so I basically called it quits.. Then of course the dev image was hacked to run on VMWare, and then on physical PCs. So I do have a 'hackintosh' which performs quite nicely, runs in 64bit mode and screams! ... but why would I buy an Apple PC?? Granted IBM really fucked Apple over on the PowerPC vs POWER cpu.. But lets face it, they ship a lot more PS3 & Xbox 360s than Apple anything. But if anything Apple has finally moved beyond the Macintosh with the iPod/iPhone/iPad. That is where Apples future lies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there was some option for binutils/gcc to build stuff that would run both on POWER and PowerPC... But PowerPC fell apart as Motorola fucked up their server market going out from the 88000 CPU... Truth be told Apple just isn't big enough of a customer of IBM for IBM to really care... Intel wanted the business more than IBM did so there you go. Luckily for Apple they picked a portable OS.. NeXT was going to run on the Motorola 88000 as part of the abandoned NeXT RISC (before they abandoned hardware all together), And at its height NeXTSTEP 3.3 ran on m68k, i386, sparc, and HPPA... Portability was the only way it was to survive. Even the gutted OpenSTEP ran on multiple platforms like NT & Solaris.. Hell before the Java bullshit OpenSTEP was to be the portable salvation as unlike C++ ObjectiveC has a fucking useful runtime!!!!! NSObject is a bit more useful than something that can only claim Strings as their only raison d'existence... One day I'll have to score me a POWER RS/6000 .. I'm sure it'll be good fun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me overwrite the 64bit lib fuck the police! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is that the hank paulson special edition? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 30GB for embedded work sounds like linux is now worse than Windows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tiny like what? ever heard of retrobsd It boots in 128kb of ram with 512kb of storage. The guy doing this is the same that made , the soviet port (well ok it was stolen) of BSD for the PDP-11 onto the soviet hardware clones.... Now that is what I call 'small'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hello, it is time to Activate! I'm counting on your for my cause! Because, you know I thought it'd be fun. I've done the unthinkable and hopefully roped in some users. I've bigbanged the thing, so it is time to get it on ... as it were... This should be a corporate type war, but I kind a figure it'll break out into a free for all. I think I'll be shocked if any of them participate but who knows. lol then fucking jobs had to die so I'm sure the cow will be at half mast or some shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he is going to all out although I think lexx will prevail... you know underdog and all that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well some of them did login but ... I'm thinking the blockhead scared them away, as if he is disinterested then they should be too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hidden! ... I could have been more evil, and tedit the game from time to time to move it around.... but that'd be sadistic!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got a lot of my shit in from NYC so I've been moving crap around @ home... part of that is redoing my voip setup.. Turns out by changing my internet gateway they changed my ip address to something not even remotely close so I had to change a bunch of shit....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My Itanium arrived today anyways it still works. Thank the gods they didn't fuck it up anymore than I had installing Windows on it. I'll let you have access if you set the frog free... then sure you can rdp into my itanium and fight with Visual Studio 2005 Beta 2.. NO I don't run VMS! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so why would I want to help a closed source imitative? Don't tell me you are using linux, afterall it clearly has always been released long before it was ready..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if I were to give you access to my precious Itanium would you make that release happen? In a timely manner? before I die? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What I don't get is how the Itanium version of Windows would help you at all though...x64 is here to stay, and there will not be a windows 8 version of Windows for the Itanium. I have no plans to install Linux on it. Nor do I intend to install VMS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me true everything past 1.30 has been marred by shitty kwality. And Fre(ak)ee BSD just doesn't seem that exciting anymore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you really want one... http://www.ebay.com/itm/HP-zx2000-Itanium-2-Workstation-900MHz-2GB-74GB-A7844A-/ 140532080821?pt=Desktop_PCs&hash=item20b85d60b5#ht_500wt_1180 You can probably jew him down to $240 or probably less.... It is basically what I have. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If only you could get a free k5 account with every transaction! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What if you saw, what the scanner saw? The scanners see all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me behold the real reason ogg frog never shipped I bet you've never met Erica Ogg. Damn dude, did she break your heart? I can see how.... Who knew that Ogg was a family name anyways??? I guess the ogg mp3 feud has been going on for generations! what the fuck was that? why did I click it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me looking forward to the 2013 entry Hey look, it's kuro6chan. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let them eat pussy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me W is from CT none of the bush clan are from texas. They sent him to a speech therapist to sound like a retard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to get elected by southern retards who will think a yankee is one of their own though takes a certain degree of cunning that most people would never give W credit for.... Although I think his dad had everythign to do with it. Jeb doesn't sound anywhere near as retarded. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't give him too much credit. Vietnam....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me God help me. In the quest to keep the frog somewhat.. relevant, I've gone ahead and made a deal with the devil. I've created an account on Husi, and wrote something on how to logon to a BBS account... So I figure in a few days we can launch some kind of corporate 'war' between k5 & husi. And yes even the fence sitters can make their own corps and launch in. I imagine most people won't give a fuck but heh I thought this was interesting. funny you mention that. look at how many comments are on the post. Then look at others. Its the most action they've had in a long long while. Although I am optimistic as the positive response was way higher than I had figured. Its just a shame that the 'uninterested' and unwanting have to be so vocal... But I guess they are all used to the essays of non interest. Yeah I guess in the end it'll wind up in disaster, but I figure I gotta try. The lost children of scoop gotta do something other than whine about shitty db backends, and the whole web 2.0+ thing sweeping them by. Also husi works great on IE 5.5 .. lol good to see that it isn't just this thing stuck in the past. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me true... although k5 doesn't pretend to hide behind any veil of civility.... I guess it is funny if that is their version of 'kill yourself' ... lol Although them i don't mind so much it's that dickless wonder and his ilk trying to sell enlightenment. Those people can go fuckthemselves with a chainsaw. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its probably too hard to scrape the screen and too practical. Although I can't say any HLLAPI flashbacks are warranted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well that was the whole idea of a 100 sector game... make it easy for new people to see how to get around...! But it seems that the blockhead scared off anyone from joining with his ranting of how uninterested he was. I was afraid the peer pressure to not do it was too great. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I see something like 4 users so for them I'm going to stick it through walk thru some basics, how to form a corporation, sending messages, buying selling, some planet stuff.... then cut them loose. you know it is funny for years we've been saying go to husi as it is some kind of 'hippy' loving commune, when in fact it is the most biggoted, and hateful place you can imagine... Or at least that is what the vocal ones make it out to be. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me perhaps they are hidden? funny I would have assumed that they would have turned off the hide comment thing since the group censorship thing kinda sucks, but I guess there has to be some kind of mechanism to enforce blockhead's reign of terror. Interesting how the response was overwhelmingly positive until he showed up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is a training ground so people could get a 'footing' ... Although I have heard that crocodiles go fucking nuts when they have to live in close quarters.... :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me training ground! lol or maybe I thought it would be especially vicious. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that ain't nothing. who controls EBT? lol let them eat cake indeed! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait you are that weirdo that calls his wife a "wifing unit"? god damn that is some mental shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what do you do for lunch? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that.... is exactly what I'm afraid of! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what about AROS? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me amiga replacement operatingsystem. it runs on x86 among others............ It's just like the amiga, but free! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the frogg runs in a VM which in turns runs games in a VM. I used to run it all in a VM on a VM, so tradewars was 4 layers deep. Can you digg it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just had an idea we should challenge HUSI to some bbs war thing. It'd be fun right? I am of course thinking we could do it under some corporate umbrella thing... Of course it'd hinge on them actually taking up a challenge.. but it is retro enough they may go for it. What do you think? Trolls of k5 vs the general faggotry that is husi? I used partition magic because I don't trust teenagers with my partitions ... Besides you can make a grub diskette and see if that works before you destroy your MBR again.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I tried to register but no reply. I think their system is even more broken than k5! ... Also barely anyone posts there anymore I fear that husi may have suicided. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What a bunch of drama queens like diaries should have a limit. Sure Egil pushed it at 50x a day but really. What kind of monster would limit a personal diary? And they just processed me an account. Lets see how this goes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's hard to say I have faith in the users, and frankly they are the only ones who matter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't the majority of the UKian? which means they are asleep..... I'd imagine we may have a better timezone spread than them.... The real thing will be when their 'editors' wake up will they taunt, participate, or just hole me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but will you fight in the war? I've registered, and posted a challenge.... Only time will tell if I get banned or what. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but this is for a good cause I know you enjoy reparitioning, and reinstalling over and over, but this is a text mode UI program I'm talking about.... no 3d, no refresh rates, just typing in.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me adventure isn't zork that's dungeon. both were programmed in Fortran, and yes the oldest version of adventure has been recently unearthed. But you see, the problem is that neither adventure, nor dungeon were multiuser. While this is. Now I'm sure if needed I could hook up some adventure, say even on a PDP-8 ....... Maybe I'll have to build a door. but it sounds like work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dungeon says C:\dungeon-2.5.6>fl32 *.for /FeDungeon.exe Microsoft (R) Fortran PowerStation Version 4.00 Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp 1982-1995. All rights reserved. actors.for ballop.for clockr.for demons.for demons.for(520): warning FOR4280: unused local variable RSER demons.for(520): warning FOR4280: unused local variable RLIGHT dgame.for dgame.for(783): warning FOR4270: unused symbol PROTCT dmain.for dso.for dsub.for dverb1.for dverb2.for gdt.for machdep.for nobjs.for np.for np.for(397): warning FOR4270: unused symbol DFLAG np.for(397): warning FOR4270: unused symbol QHERE np.for(507): warning FOR4270: unused symbol DFLAG np.for(780): warning FOR4270: unused symbol DFLAG np.for(1154): warning FOR4270: unused symbol DFLAG np.for(1277): warning FOR4270: unused symbol DFLAG np2.for objcts.for rooms.for rooms.for(1195): warning FOR4270: unused symbol F sverbs.for verbs.for villns.for Microsoft (R) 32-Bit Incremental Linker Version 3.00.5270 Copyright (C) Microsoft Corp 1992-1995. All rights reserved. C:\dungeon-2.5.6>dungeon.exe Welcome to Dungeon. This version created 30-AUG-90. You are in an open field west of a big white house with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. >xyzzy I don't understand that. > ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I nearly bought it just for that.... But I can wait, I'll eventually get it when it is on sale much later on... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me make your own side. no need to fence sit, just try to wipe them both out!.. Also how do you view stuff in the 'hole' ... I posted a timezone thing to there, and I can't even view it!!! Just as I cannot vote in polls. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but I am logged in... I guess they block new users. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sucks to be a user damn I feel weird having a husi account. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm not too worried. Although I did get more positive responses then negativity... But it is strange the ones that 'dont care' care enough to post several times about their not caring... Perhaps they were afraid that others would play not knowing that they risk upsetting others because they don't care? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp for the trade wars & the hookers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wouldn't lithium be more pertinant to the schizophrenic audience? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me give her your # in some kind of nervous ploy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know to be honest. doing a bigbang is fine by me..... Afterall the domain is paid up for another 10 months, and $2.50 a month for the VPS to forward to me is no biggie.. I'm always up for adding more doors, but more so if they support more than one user at a time... I don't see the k5 population waiting all that much... Otherwise, yeah the frogg has pretty much jumped the ogg. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe what is needed is for someone better to bigbang it.. Esp since the last two were basically the same? Maybe we could volunteer debs for it as he is out...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is a tall list. I get dizzy even looking at it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Im trying to drum up some husiites for a war. So far 5 views, and ZERO bites. Maybe it is a pointless quest. Or they could all be asleep. We shall find out more tomorrow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats so juvenile! I'll call that plan b!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've just posted basic instructions on Husi. Look forward to moar peeps!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tv? lack of intelligence? I think the problem is between the set & the couch. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me killing you with its gayness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me back in uni there were these two brazillian twins... OMG they were sooo hot. The only thing hotter was their mispronunciation of everything... They both ended up in some engineering program. so sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that & peruvians... god damn. I sure do love Miami @ times. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Installing OpenWatcom C++ on Windows Vista x64 So I figured I'd get in on the obsolescence challenge and get this motherfucker done. So first we start by downloading OpenWatcom 1.9 for Win32. Yes they even support DOS, and OS/2. That's right motherfuckers, OS/2 is fucking supported! But lets face it, its a Windows world, so we won't be developing on OS/2. I'm not going to lead the childrens onto some bullshit path of doing dev work on a dead platform. With your download in place, run the exe! The setup wizard thing will fire up, and hell go for a FULL install. I mean it's 2011 who doesn't have 201MB to spare for a compiler? Then it'll ask about environment variables to modify.... I let it alter my 'current user' ... if I were more pendenic, I'd have created a watcom user and let it only modify that user, but I don't give a shit. ONWARD! Now you can launch the IDE which will bring you to an... IDE... With nothing going on. So let's make a project! (file - new project) and call it hello. Now it'll prompt for a target. Yes we can target Win32, DOS 16bit, DOS 32bit, RDOS, Win16, Win386 (some old watcom windows extender), OS/2 16bit & 32bit, Netware 32bit NLMs and Linux. Because we don't want the aids, we will go with a Win32 Character-mode exe. Now for some fucked up reason I had to then go to Actions & Edit Text. Then I could input hello.cpp and create something simple like this: #include <io.h> #include <iostream.h> int main() { cout << "whatever"; return 0; } Now right click in the new window and create a new source file, then dropdown from C to C++ because this is going to be all gay and OO. You should see your hello.cpp hit add & close now you'll return to your project. Now with that said you can hit the icon to compile (the arrows pointing down to a box) and then hit the little man running and you should see your program briefly fly ..... Anyways I've totally lost intrest by this point so uninstall the thing, and then you can tell everyone you actually compiled something, then gave up. Because that is what c++ does, it makes you want to give up. I guess it really isn't that surprising that the aspies that put out GCC would break such trivial functionality. No wonder Crawford has spent YEARS writing frameworks without producing a single application. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me re-read the error it's claiming that iostream.h is now obsolete so ................ The only two things that C++ brought to the table was AT&T streams & strings seems to have gone out. Now C++ just has abstract classes, and no doubt a plethora of object libraries that are mutually exclusive. It makes me feel better about sticking with C, as stdio.h still exists, and works as it did 40 years ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I use VS 2010 .net and honestly haven't bothered with "standard c++" in a while, but it is still funny the aspies fucked up simple c++. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah but come on. I've taken C code from the 1980's and built it on VS 2010 without a single change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Even the Nazis got trials It just shows that America is nothing of its former glory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so true why do we even pretend to follow any laws? Why don't we just kill everyone? Why do we even have prisons? shouldn't we have the largest death camps in the world instead? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now it sounds like a justice system! kill them ALL!@!!!! Fuck courts, rule of law, bodies of evidence! This guy on TV said he declared war, so fucking KILL HIM!!!!! Besides we all know the government wouldn't lie! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Justice, American style! judge, jury is so fucking middle ages. Thank god we don't have to answer to any standards, just kill them all! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Big Ben and his strippers... I wonder if he is a programmer? Perhaps he could teach us all the virtues of C++, well at least how to install it in unsupported environments. is jason ever really gone? Isn't he Egil? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he'll initiate a nuclear war then send gnomes back into time so that they can occupy doorways throughout the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bet dr who could. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Terminator 2 How is the knee ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me better dump yer data and load a new distro. That is how they fix things in the world of loonix. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh fuck no! look you have to use JTAG debuggers to 'load linux' on a 360. Jesus mike don't fuck the kids xbox. it is his fucking world. Let him continue his life as a slave. Don't take away the only outlet to a fantasy world the poor kid has. Jesus mike don't fuck with his xbox. and for the love of god, don't try any of this haiku with gcc cli style FFS just leave him be! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me either that or he tried to learn C++ before learning how to start with something more sane like Qbasic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me O'neils Or whatever it os in lhr and all of london ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HOLY SHIT! There was a Metrowerks code warrior for Linux Hirez! And they charged $99 for the motherfucker! Guess that didn't go so well. Man I'd love to do that head to head, say a modern RHEL system with Metrosexualwerks ColdWarrior vs Windows 7 with Visual Studio 6... I can almost bet which environment will install, and produce exes and which will fucking crash & burn like a motherfucker because things like the end user experience don't mean a fucking thing in the world of Linux. I would go on to say fuck Linus and his bullshit fucking shitty monolithic Minix, but it'd only encourage him to change the ABI yet again, and force the adoption of yet another motherfucking libc. lolz it's just a fucking gui wrapper for EGCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no that's me in the corner losing my religion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If only there was a crawfordian chop shop he could have flown in with me, and kicked that fuckers ass. ignorant motherfuckers watchout! or at least the interview as promised. All this time in America I thought the whole racisim thing was a tired.. Sure it'd be fun to sue, but really what would I get? 10k max, and blackballed from the industry at large? some system, huh? Looks like I'll have to make my own oggfrog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and I'll never work again. what a crock of shit eh? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ! now it makes sense! Quick to the titty bar! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ATTENTION LEXX CORE If you want to do anything in C++ without paying $$$ use something that'll fucking work. May I suggest Open Watcom. This shit is awesome 32bit MS-DOS, Win32, and OS/2 with a mother fucking GUI to build & edit. If you want crawfordian obsolescence, you may as well go with the compiler that brought us Duke Nukem 3d & DOOM. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS. PS it also has Fortran 77! some of us just want to program and not deal with stuff like panics & corruption from gcc eating all its ram. I know this is hard for you but look at ogg frog, and realize that you are the last person on earth to ask what is a stable platform for bringing anything to market. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a productive use of time come on who are you kidding? You make my adventures in OS/2 look down right productive! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You owe me new pants I just pissed myself laughing. Do you know how many HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of Windows installations there are? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes the win32 api is better because it's tried & true. What are you going to pit against NTOSKRNL? Something never tested before? Also EX is extended. Those calls exist to pass more refined versions of the APIs. But you should know this already. Jesus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good lord you going on about cruft and going on about an OS that nobody will ever use? Come on, at least try to defend those misguided using the cruftier 'posix 1003.1'!!! If anything MFC, ATL, .net just prove my point that C++ is a fucking disaster for not having classes that mattered. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and you recommend it for a n00b? you should be getting him onto DOS-Windows 3.1 & Borland 3.1 at least its... documented. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ. why don't you recommend a brand of shotgun mouthwash? way to throw some kid to the wolves. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What about Froggclipse I hear it'll emulate the most excellent Metrowerks UI! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You will all be proud to know I flew in, they blew me off and sent me home Empty handed.... This may require another ignorant motherfuckeresque thing.... Cock suckers didn't even validate parking yeah it was fun while it lasted. guess that experiment failed. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Its a VM no need to shoot anything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the 'interview' was over before it even started. I'm sure you'd have shot everyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no which I've never heard of before it smelt like a fucking trap to me. when I was on the other side of hiring we always covered airfare, and that was after doing a phone interview which they wouldn't do, as they read my resume and wanted to meet face to face on Monday.... What a bunch of dicks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was some nazi they all were .de fuckers.... I guess there goes a sterotype about them being forthreich... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me donno it sure does demonstrate that they are ignorant motherfuckers though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm trying Although I may have lost 10lb shipping shit from New York. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me There will be no revolution Only state sponsored love actions ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Welcome back to the world Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me American drug wars are serious fucking business! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me c++ failed because it's libraries are barely usable. About the biggest thing was strings. whoppie doo. Streams are just another AT&T disaster (hello UNIX SYSV5!) while the whole world went to BSD sockets. If that wasn't bad enough you wound up with STL which was anything but standard. .net c++ (managed & unmanaged) kicks ass as you have the .net framework which is a fucktunne more useful than ANSI/ATT C++. BJork Objectifuck really screwed the pooch by not having any framework behind the language. Contrast C++ with Objective C which has the NS runtime library which can do a lot more than strings... What is the best way to learn any of these unnecessarily overdone, over-thought and pitfall laden C variants? Learn C and be happy. Besides eventually all class libraries end up like MFC, which even MDC can't deal with. Even in Windows you wind up either patching MFC or just making the calls in C anyways. The only redeeming thing about C++ is that it is more pissy about types. You can find all kinds of fun lurking casting issues just by running C through C++. At the same time you'll find C code that runs perfectly fine that'll freak out C++. Maybe its time for how C++ failed in the enterprise market. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lol zoolib, boost, Stl et al By that logic brainfuck is the most flexible of all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know you dont Since you've completly missed my point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me c++ .net is going places where c++ mfc, et all fail. Of course everyone is in a tissy about HTML5/jscript but thats just for gay web shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Nation of Islam? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rick Santorum is a crybaby You see as a republican, Santorum should be strong on corporate rights (corporations are people too!) and the government shouldn't interfere with the will of the people (corporations). And sure as hell the government shouldn't get in the way of freedom of speech of the corporations, although it is ok with the people because they may say something nasty about the corporations, or even worse the corporations that comprise our government. Santorum is a crybaby. You can't have your corporate fascism and then come down against the corporations Rickie! And the best part is that Crybaby Rickie Santorum is all upset because some fag called him: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. Instead crybaby rickie should instead google bomb the hell out of the rest of his competition. Fire with fire, not crying in public. What will it be rickie? google has me as #2 for Santorum crybaby wee! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the states its the 'senior year' cause most of them will never make college so they try to make highschool sound important. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me electric horsecock semen. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Why I fail it in a BBS environment holy mother of god. I just fired up LORD and.. there is no fucking hope. I guess that pretty much sums up the shape of things at the moment all around. Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status --------------------------------------- T LilDebbie 1,300,258,023 12 T Dead T C0ckskin 38,174,863 12 Dead T Krkrbt 3,866,030 10 M Alive T Rusty 299,027 8 Alive D Del Griffith 63,508 7 Alive F M Autoblow Barbie 367 3 Dead M Nate 160 2 T Alive 1.3 billion in XP and he's dead. Jesus. # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Ensign .. rusty Imperial StarShip 2 Ensign .. Nate Imperial StarShip 3 Warrant Officer .. Lildebbie ... Escape Pod ... 4 Sergeant Major 2 Empedocles StarMaster 5 1st Sergeant 1 Phssthpok ... Escape Pod ... 6 Staff Sergeant .. Bonita Merchant Cruiser 7 Corporal .. Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser I lost my notes and kinda gave up. I know I suck. I still kind of like the idea of a poker tourny but thatd mean running one which... would probably end in fucking disaster. that explains the disaster... although I think at the same time the frogg may have jumped its shark. I donno. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me There is one thing Word 2.0c cannot do and that is run on x64 long mode. :( Fucking AMD dropped the ball and provides no x86 VMD hardware support for the needed emulation. And Microsoft is probably pissed at paying for the SoftPC licenses for the simulation portion of NTVDM... So I wound up upgrading to Word 6 for NT. But truth be told I'd much rather have Word 2, as 6 is like 25MB installed... Can you believe it? it's fucking massive. Oh the bloat! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me virtual pc can run it and print, but word 6 for NT is a hell of a lot faster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I haven't tried I have old format shit cause I'm old. and I use word 14 to save as RTF so I don't have to sit there for 30 minutes looking around various ribbons that do their best to prevent you from keeping any workflow going........ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me before 95 Office 4.2 as a matter of fact. I'm going to end up tossing the books and manuals but I should keep the CD! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mine is on CD it's got i386 & Alpha directories for excel & word.... the rest of the shit is 16bit but who gives a fuck about powerpoint anyways? I'm tempted to try to save the manuals but they've got to be 30lb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its all virtual now. I think mine was $2500 for 3 years... pretty good deal IMHO although I wonder about paying for it for myself again...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Download the eval And google for the magical unlock code. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Lol Too late I guess. Funny I remember their slogan that if people "steal" dev tools it better be ms tools.. It always ends up with more ms sales... Anyways you can always score 2002/2003/2005 on eBay ... Go academic, fuck the police! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me srsly ebay http://www.ebay.com/itm/VISUAL-STUDIO-NET-PROFESSIONAL-2002-UPGRADE-SERIALS-/180 706480080?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a12f20fd0#ht_500wt_1054 And hell gcc? You can install MingW and deal with vi and everything. And even here for the aspies.. http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1987868/does-gcc-have-a-gui ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it'll get you into the framework. you make it sound so hopeless. really it's not that bad. Besides recuriters are one thing, people to maintain old stuff is another...! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure seems legit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Borland Turbo C++ 3.1 for Windows is pretty good for that. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first it's french And nobody runs Frenchy software. Next it couldn't fucking print. Good luck selling something that even a commodore 64 could fucking do but your multthisthat OS of the future couldn't even achieve printing ascii pr0n... Also it had zero pedigree, really what are you going to rely on? Some shit a Frenchie cooked up on some PowerPC bingefest reminisc of the PINK project, or BSD Unix tried and true for over 30 years? Something that the DoD, CIA, NSA uses? Or ... some Frenchy commie pinko thing that can't even motherfucking print. It's no surprise they took OPENSTEP, updated the BSD from 4.3 to 4.4 ported it to the PowerPC did some VM for MacOS 8 and pooped it out as OS X Server 1.0 at a mere $599 ... A bargain for a commercially viable UNIX. I'm almost tempted to see if I can score a B&W PowerPC g3 mac so I can enjoy OS X 1.0 days. almost. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me different and unrelated authorization systems. Oddly debit is usually processed immediately, while credit is done in batches... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you survive? did it ulcerate? Jeez, if someone told you muddy water was chocolate milk would you drink it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think the last time I bent pins it was a 486... But pliers worked fine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just noticed something stupid mirrorshades. Guess he is having fun. Did you overdose on cocaine? I thought that was better than being 'goth' or dressing in black, and complaining about customers.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's got an internet button along with an email button. looks like it'll be golden. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as much as people bemaon it the registry is far better than config.sys. OS/2 did have one device driver that would have made life in NT land easier, and that is the int13 device driver that creates a VDM in the background and passes all disk calls to the onboard BIOS. I've been able to install OS/2 onto modern machines with this driver, but of course with 1992 limitations of 8GB partition/disks ... But it worked! And yes the networking is a clusterfuck. OS/2 was kind of neat having a BSD IP stack but of course it being from IBM was expensive, and you had to buy 10 addons to make it worth while. The target was corporate users who like lots of part numbers, boxes, and 11,000 disks to shuffle. Another big failure was these 'addon packs', it never was integrated for shit. There is a LOT to be said about windows 95's "add / remove programs" in the control panel. The UI was a giant selling point that only turned into a massive liability. If anything you can see that hand tuned assembly vs C (OS/2 vs NT) wound up with the processor deciding who won. In this day & age who cares how fast you can boot, how many times your os ends up recompiling shit for the sake of jitting things are fast enough it doesn't matter. The 386 gave 32bit computing to the masses, the Dec Alpha showed us jitting foreign exe's could be done in a 'good enough' manner, and Itanium proved once and for all that the x86 will not be supplanted any time soon. OS/2 died because it wasn't meant to live forever, rather NT OS/2 was going to be the path to the future anyways. It's a shame for the various sallaryman's out there that NT dropped the 'cruiser' API, eschewing it for the limited 16 bit OS/2 stuff. That said, there is always emulation. And one of the biggest banking uses of OS/2 that I knew of was... running an emulator. The IBM 3270 client was totally kickass. Attachemate sucked in the mid 90's, although now that they bought Novell I'm sure their suckatuge will continue into the future. The real wtf behind OS/2 was the 16bit shit. In 1987 Windows/386 shipped and was far more capable than OS/2 in 1988. OS/2 1.x was dead before it was even shipped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know there was probably a LOT of people that bought PS/2 model 60's for $15,000+++ all giddy to operate at a higher level. Instead that got MS-DOS 3.30, and a year+ long wait for an "improved" version of topview. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's too bad they fired all the support people but I think that was the fundamental problem with MS-DOS.. It worked too well. Even with hokey dos extenders thing kept on chugging. And when the hard disks failed we put in flash so they'll probably be good for another 5-10 years. making customizations to the dbase stuff was a chore though... esp that clipper 87 shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me works on my iPad just fine. also runs on my iPhone 4 very nicely... Thought you may wan to know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me today I met with a recruiter... although I had numerous reservations about the whole process, I'm hoping for the best. Since MDC didn't start a recruiting outfit, I am instead going to use someone I've known for quite some time. He's very upfront which I really appreciate. He liked my resume and is going to meet with the people tomorrow. He sounded psyched which is a good sign, I hope. If that doesn't pan he does get out and around quite a bit so we shall see... I know that hope is the last refuge of the weak minded, but I don't know if I should even dare to hope. I just feel like shit, the not knowing thing... future in jeopardy. But this would be a nice gig that much is for sure! I digest Carbon and then using a gaseous exchange I attach it to the O2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Try OS X it is what the manufacturer recommended. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it seems to work just fine ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck that Read-eval-print loop shit, it's on the motherfucking ogg fucking frog! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you use IE? lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cast them out & strike them down. Living gods don't have time with such trifling matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with any luck you'll see that Satellite falling to the earth as you fly... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't it always a risk flying with the angels that you'll hit the roof? melt wings? become mortal again? some shit like that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me its always time for another beer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Got a call today......... I don't even know how to rate it. But it may be work related. But it means moving not only back to the south but to the exact same place where I was before.... I guess I should be happy but instead I feel a sense of trepidation and fear... God I hate resumes. And interviews. Not to mention hurricanes. FML expensive. small. lonely Im sure it'd fuck you up bad. On the upside there are a LOT of diners ... Basically 50% of what you make will go to housing. You'll probably have roomates, or have a 2-3 hour commute. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you get 2 years in america but thanks for the concern. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Catimir Ilyich Lenin ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's saving herself for a k5 virgin or oggfrog 1.0 launch party...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know if there are enough Palestinians to liberate... we kill about a million people every time we save them, and going there to liberate them will probably exterminate them... so yeah, time to buy stock in Xe, Haliburton, and friends. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Baring christmas I love winter ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me commercialism. the mass gluttony & waste. If you've ever been in a nation that doesn't do christmas.. or not "1st world" it is staggering the waste and the shitty attitudes of people in the west. the entilement, the fights, the squandering the fucking MUZAK... Not to mention all the fucking humbugs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Damned squirrels... now they have gone retail.... thats it, i fucking got nthing. it's ok I've got a beer now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Asahi It's Canadian don't let the engrish fool you ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes it's not a 'light' beer but more so built to get you blasted! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oddly enough I was talking about heavy metal last night.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me print them analog hole ftw! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no serial ports no coms programs? no amiga? there are ways. this is far from an insurmountable problem. but I suspect IHBT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they do sell USB to RS232 adapters. Come on! it's not that fucking hard! What awesome documents are we talking about here? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sundae stats... fuck me I shouldn't have jumped to level 7... I've been dying nonstop. :( Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status --------------------------------------- M Nate 1,136,690,988 12 T Alive T LilDebbie 271,986,712 12 T Dead T C0ckskin 37,380,644 12 Dead T Krkrbt 3,621,649 10 M Alive T Rusty 88,400 7 Alive D Del Griffith 30,611 7 Dead F M Autoblow Barbie 407 3 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 09/18/23 08:39:15 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Chief Warrant Officer .. rusty Imperial StarShip 2 Chief Warrant Officer .. Nate Merchant Freighter 3 Warrant Officer .. Lildebbie Imperial StarShip 4 Sergeant Major 2 Empedocles StarMaster 5 1st Sergeant 1 Phssthpok ... Escape Pod ... 6 Staff Sergeant .. Bonita Merchant Cruiser 7 Corporal *.. Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser I've been thinking about holding a poker tournament.... Although I suck at poker but does that matter? Maybe the grand prize would be a k5 dupe... Do any of you faggots play poker? so just fucking do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the one that was all black with black buttons that light up in black to tell you what they did? Not that I recall then again I'm just surprised I even remember what you are talking about. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me alcoholism, depression in a foreign nation prostitution, then disease and death. damn that sounds fucking sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the best part is that nobody will spend $5 to say otherwise....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rumor has it the largest driving factor of the riots was the lack of a free music player that could rip their CD's into the ogg format. If only that need could have been solved... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know he's largely dismissed but the other day I saw this, and I had to laugh.... He isn't from our universe, his history isn't ours, but damn it makes you wonder from time to time, just how plausible it all looks..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the bankers should have been on trial and executed by now. Instead I see they'll get even more money! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp it sums the situation of 1997 up nicely... How many more 'year of the linux desktop' will the nerd virgins proclaim and watch pass on..? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while all good and all that but it may be just wasted on k5.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me an island in the cloud. do the pnarp thing get a blogger account and go from there... I donno. Isn't that what happened to k5 anyways? Who needs a community when you can self publish, self edit, and self moderate?? I'm surprised MDC never figured that much out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me random sites with random single page rants is not the same thing as a blog........ blogger.com is google Im sur ethey get some good juice scores.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so do it again keep good backups. it's not that hard ffs! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ceasar wouldnt have any of that shit ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I need to reencode some audio files And of course everyone says the best application for decompressing mp3's into something more usable is sox. Now I know I could probably find a version of sox for Windows, along with the needed lame_enc.dll, but I suspect that Windows isn't quite the optimal platform for audio manipulation. Instead I should format may machine and install something far more multimedia oriented. I'm not into the whole OS X x86 thing but instead I'd much rather install Darwin. but the latest version I can find is 8.01, which corresponds with 10.4 ... So what happened to 10.5? 10.6? 10.7? Naturally this places me in a weird position. Is there some unofficial build somewhere? Am I missing something? Clearly a 64bit Darwin would be optimal, and in the 10.6 or 10.7 train of things. HALP ME K5! some things only can play some formats... Not to mention there is at times an issue of space. I'm keeping the originals so no loss there... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what about audio? wasn't this the ultimate defeat of MDC's all in one wonder box? I've been thinking of renting space on a 390 so I can run Linux there. No doubt with it's awesome POWER processors running mainframe code it'll give me superior audio! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wish these fuckers would walk the 3 blocks to bedsty and get their asses killed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no thanks I've got myself one of these personal computer things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 9/15/2011 nevar forget.... warp life found... deceased. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in the days of terabyte disks multigigabyte memory, you'd think people would just statically link to get around dll hell. But the nerd virgins feel otherwise, as they see Linux as something that is lean/mean and not bloated. Just don't run a df -h on a 'virgin' install and see how many GB of cruft you've got installed... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If only Linus had chosen to steal the way nextstep solved this problem in 1988. Such is life I suppose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's been offically abandoned it's now time for ogg circle, because it is vital to making a new logo you see... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought the trick was to buy one but not actually read it, that way you are prepared for how and why Hitlor could organize, but not get down to any real details... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You must be doing something wrong. the most I've ever gotten them to do is puff out 3x their size, then they imploded and hardened into a puddle. I think the worst part is that the yellow dye stained the microwave. But it wasn't mine, and I don't use the thing that often (except for peeps) so what do I care? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't think of it as an ELE I just liked to execute mine in small numbers so I could observe individual change... I could see how jamming 138 of the treacherous things would do it..! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Most people don't even realize that it's been rebuilt and re-opened. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me free speech just fucking died. all the britfags that say that they don't need rights enumarated like paranoid americans just had the right to say WTF removed forever. If you offend someone you are now liable for 18months in prison. so while I'm on the outside, let me say FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU MISERABLE PIECES OF SHIT THAT THINK THAT FREE SPEECH IS SOME KIND OF OPTIONAL THING. AND A SPECIAL FUCK YOU TO THE VAPID CORPSE OF NATASHA MACBRYDE AND HER INCREDULOUS FAMILY. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is not only gay but HD GAY! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me k5's lack of demise: Who's fault is it? kuro5hin isn`t dead. It sure is more fun than a cemetery full of zombies. Sure, the site that once bloomed with potential and boasted the hottest Internet celebrities [insert link to Jin Wicked's profile] is now home to a legion of virgins. Nerd virgins. Who is to blame for this tragedy? The obvious choice would be rusty, the AWOL webmaster, but rusty was just sensible enough to sit back and enjoy the lolz from the poop deck of his beautiful yacht, with his bride in tow. No, I think others deserve the bulk of the blame. No instead I blame you, the trolls. K5 would have died a natural death, since everyone with any fucking common sense has left. But they not only remain but they have thrived! And why is that? Maybe its the shattered hull of a once great web site? Much like the feeling of sitting in the Roman Imperial palaces 700Ad and claiming to be part of the once mighty Roman Senate? Indeed there certainly is a drunken quality of the power being in the little peoples hands who would have not mattered in the 'fair' days of yore. But instead this is simply a matter of the meek inheriting the earth. All the other fucks left in rocket ships. hardly more orgies, and more booze! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YES ONLY SLAVES PEOPLE WHO ARE SLAVES TO THEIR DESIRES... :) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so that makes this the endless weekend @ bernies? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how about PCBsd? fuck those l00nix things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oops should have given a link here. look it's got mirrors 32bit/64bit cd's USB and all that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And yet when he was gone..... It was even more dead.... All that is left now, the big event is the non shipment of warp life and oggfrog. I fear that if either shipped it would truley be the end. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TRAN? I guess I could dig up the widening script but really is it worth the effort? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes encouage them to fuck off. really mike, people selling enlightenment? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Blogs.oggfrog.net? I can't say the island would be all that with it though... K5 has google juice though ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah basically but the fault lies in the users, not the creator.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The monster made his own choices Who is more the fool, the fool who leads or the fool who follows? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me idling is fine just remember 12AM GMT the scripts need to run... so it'll lock people out of the other nodes. IF extern wasn't so shitty I'd let you idle 24x7 TCP connections are cheap.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I should have been spacing the fuckers from day 1 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is about a decade overdue too bad everyone is apathetic to get it going....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did anyone honestly think it was for the people and not for the profit of corporations who wrote the law? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good thing she withdrew support after you demanded she read one of your `essays`.. otherwise you'd have been free, and could have been a productive member of society. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ANNA NICOLE SMITH All I see is a picture of her barfed all over herself (well it really isn't that much but sitting up you could choke to death on it) and then some smurfette version in her ziplock baggie......... I don't see anything that grotesque... sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well they aren't in such high resolution so yeah I guess I could see that. And the selection is pretty fucking limited. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like lord of the I don't give a shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TEE HEE HAHA! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kay5! trollish blog spam, since 9/11/2011! I was going to post something but I lost interest. Oh well, I may as well get drunk. is it worth the time to dupe bomb? it's 10up/21down ... But I do see a certain 'bonita' there... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they couldn't have learned... they didn't exist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me somewhere to spluge all over. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is easy the BBC had reported that it had fallen, and the BBC can never ever be wrong, so an ultra super elite team of time traveling teleporting SAS ninjas took the motherfucker out. Any questions? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what do you think? 767 sneaks up on someone, hits building and magically the photo survives the implosion? This isn't some magic bullet, or terrorist passport, but rather 2001 era photoshopping. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't get it... ? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me awesome obsolete & upto date at the same time... also lol for rusty's yacht. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me truly a decade of peace. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's been a decade of torture illegal wars, mass death & hysteria... you may be onto something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i have some cheap temporary bedding to dispose of.... can't say I'm in that big of a hurry to do so.. I'd rather get someone else to do it for me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Well here we are Friday afternoon As mentioned here, it is as shameful to share (k5) with her(sic) as it is to share your favorite pornographic videos. So I'll get the ball rolling on the weirdest shit I've seen this week. not even remotely SFW. that is shameful riding around naked then having people scrape shit off you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me didn't michael bolton cover this ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pretty sure he did. Then again maybe it's just him shreiking through the piped in muzak. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me flat effect for everyone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If she cannot accept your stripper then what good is it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good point she may find you here....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just release it already nobody is going through this much shit to install your app, maybe click on the app store and pay the $50 that is about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dude you'll never release it when it's ready just push it out the door, and update frequently. people love actively developed software. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the difference is one shipped the other didn't. I'm just trying to save you from oggfrog'ing it again... prove the critics wrong and ship! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MOAR LIKE ALL FAIL FEKLAAAR!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I heard there was a power outage where is the outrage? burn baby burn. File an abuse report or 50 the email server is working again! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm still honored for having the longest running FP poll in k5 history! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And that's it? G-d doesn't even get him laid? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Another day So I figured I'd take things into my own hands as it were... and share some mildly amusing porn I'm still shocked and saddened by this.. Shit we all should have written RLE picture libraries to get into iPhones/Assdroids. no but I like the pic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure it'll end well by end I mean this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's a real player hirez http://www.flickr.com/photos/fhtagn/3489912019/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait, wtf? http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/eric-s-raymond-is-da -man.jpg can anyone explain this?????????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now she's an open sores groupie who's been tainted by jagermeister & larping. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought a maker was someone who's had a child. No wait, isn't that a birther? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds mundane politico... I like mine better. If only I had the bandwidth to push it onto the world further... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me take matters into your own hands. it's way more fun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good luck with that He was from another century, today we don't have 50years to get a cause any notice,.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what? wasn't it always about victory & winning? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WHOOP WHOOP GAY HOOKUP DETECTED. Wait maybe I'm too early for this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Now thats Ghey. Ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it was in preprerpealpha? ie shipped to 1 person who couldn't even run it... but yes, it'll never ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad. if you included some program & datafiles for DOSBox then we could relive it's CGA glory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn that sucks. imagine waiting your turn for k5. Fuck, remember offline readers? batched email? batched news? batchs of batch jobs? Fuck that noise! That is why oggfrog offers 10 yes, TEN motherfucking lines of bliss with dozens of hours of access! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp will wank again! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ogghammer 40,000: Space Crawford Step into the armor of a relentless Space Crawford and use a combination of lethal and deadly weapons to crush overwhelming alien forces. Immerse yourself in an intense and brutally violent world based on the richest science fiction fantasy ever created. In Ogghammer 40,000 Space Crawford you are Captain Cricket, a Space Crawford of the Ultramarines chapter and a seasoned veteran of countless battles. A millions-strong Ogg horde has invaded an Imperial Frog World, one of the planet-sized factories where the musical machines for humanity's never ending thirst of teh ghey cock are created. Losing this planet is not an option, but a darker and far more evil threat is lurking large in the shadows of this world. With an Imperial liberation fleet en-route, the Ultramarines are sent in to hold key locations until reinforcements arrive. Captain Cricket and a squad of Ultramarine veterans use boredrom and sarcasim to take the fight to the enemies of mankind. I thought it was paranoia, drug use work loss and RPGs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't think they help things much even the prescribed ones... If you don't measure these 'imbalances' and just get people to start popping random pills in random quantities it's not much of a science. Even scientologists use meters, why not professional psychs? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like he got sucked in. he should have just walked away. nobody "wins" on the internet anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait I thought this was about pr0n? there isn't even a run of the mill gape to be found here. What the fuck? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm fucking bored Here we go again An Interactive Fiction by Del Griffith Release 1 / Serial number 110905 / Inform 7 build 6G60 (I6/v6.32 lib 6/12N) SD bedroom The place is a mess. There is a computer here You can also see a milk crate (in which are a suit and a tie), a soiled mattress and a stack of cds here. > >take all computer: are you kidding me? It weighs over 500 pounds! stack of cds: you hesitate, as you are not going to waste a dozen CDs like that time you went wild with the breakfast crowd at Denny's, instead you nod to yourself, and do the wise thing and remove a single precious CD from the stack. suit: You are going to mean business once you are wearing this badboy! Taken. tie: Ah your (only) tie, your old friend... Taken. >s hallway The dingy hallway shows doors leading in all directions. To the north is your bedroom. You hate it, but it is all you have. To the west & east are two other peoples rooms. You don't have the never to go near them. To the south is the enterance. >s enterance This is the halfway houses main enterance. There very well may be another through the kitchen but you've never explored as you don't cook there, and there may be the off chance of encountering another human. You don't think you can take that chance. You can see a forboding door here. >s (first opening the forboding door) lawn You are standing in front of the halfway house the ignorant motherfuckers of the state of Washington make you live in. It is a shithole in which you are forced to live with ignorant motherfuckers. You can see a forboding door, a SoundTransit bus and a bus sign here. The door of the SoundTransit bus closes. The SoundTransit bus sets off. >put on suit As you put the suit on, you smile to yourself and reaffirm aloud `When I wear this suit, I look just like a fucking Wall Street banker!`. >put on tie You are now wearing your tie. You are quite aware that it really makes an impression. >z Time passes. > I'm getting to that.... gotta do some way of getting physically ill or teleportation and blacking out... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what are you going to do? to honor the return of our living god? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no I don't own any suits. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I found an ATM so things are looking up. I was wondering if a fleshlight/flashlight combination is too bizzare or too profound? Also I'll need to add in an iPhone, with warplife to demo... But yes, Grue's ignorant motherfuckers, and blowjobs are on the list.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I should I started out, mapped out some shit and............. yeah got distracted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -1 not enough alcohol, masturbation, and ejaculation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me remember 2005? Actemo was here, and kitten hadn't OD'd yet. Oh and this was a vibrant community. Actemo had gotten himself wrapped up with some hooker, and that turned out well... Ghost of christmas future I guess.... I've actually been thinking about moving back to Canada. I don't know what it'll take to make it happen, but I'm really thinking about it. This depression sucks ass and hell I may as well get some free housing & health care.... But hell it'll be a lot of work to move... :( Pfffft Like there were ever cute chicks on this shithole. Although hulover sure looks like a mean drunk. No wonder he bans with no remorse. I'm sure between the blackouts and the tremors life must suck for him..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't that going on right now? The military/corporate overlords use it.. Maybe the trick is the paywall to keep the turfers at bay? You don't see the j00z here to defend israel because they are too cheap to pony up $5 per account, and you don't see the DOD either as they would rather pay 100k+ to kill a brown person... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It won't be complete without some NAVY love. --- My father was in the Navy. Once, he drank so much coffee that he could not sleep for the rest of the night. --- My father was in the Navy you see, and was stationed aboard a ship in Gaeta. This was in 1970. When Mom or Dad wanted to call someone back in the US, they had to call up the international operator to ask to make a call. They then had to wait by the phone for the call to be put through. The operator would call them back when a line was available. Sometimes they would have to wait all day. One reason it took so long for direct international calling to be implemented was the lack of a single telephony standard. Many countries had completely incompatible electrical and logical protocols. To a large extent that is still the case, but the switching systems are fancy enough to convert the signals. One reason for the Internet's success is that, for each service, there is just one protocol, worldwide. Unfortunately, many companies smell profit in proprietary protocols. That's why there are so many different, incompatible instant messaging systems. There's really no good reason that there's not just a single IM protocol. --- My father was an officer in the US Navy. During his service at the Concord Naval Weapons Station, a huge arms depot on the north-east San Francisco Bay, his regular job was testing the guidance electronics of Talos and Terrier anti-aircraft missiles. But occasionally he was assigned to accompany the delivery of weapons to ships stationed at other ports around the Bay Area. One day he rode in a truck on its way to a delivery at Hunter's Point in San Francisco. He was under strict orders to avoid attracting attention because the truck carried an atomic bomb. Imagine his dismay when the truck threw a tread on the Oakland Bay Bridge, one of the busiest highways in the entire United States. --- My father left the Navy in the mid-70's and retuned to the U. of Idaho for graduate study. After receiving his Master's in Electrical Engineering, he returned to work for the Navy, now as a civilian. He spent the rest of his career at Mare Island Naval Shipyard, where most of his work consisted of writing test plans for the electrical equipment aboard the submarines that were serviced there. His last position before he retired was servicing the reactor control systems aboard nuclear submarines. --- My father, Charles Russell Crawford, Lieutenant USN, passed away on Mother's Day of 2003. He is buried in Willamette National Cemetery in Portland Oregon. His funeral included a color guard of a Naval officer and enlisted man wearing dress white uniforms. They folded the flag with which his coffin was draped and presented it to my mother, and, on behalf of the President of the United States, thanked her for my father's service to his country. My mother later gave the flag to me. --- My father, being an engineer, encouraged my early interest in science and engineering. It is largely because of him that I have gone as far as I have in my career. --- To hear my father tell it, Vietnam was a fun party. Lots of good times involving beer with his Navy buddies, and slide shows of exotic tropical scenery upon his return home. But he wasn't telling the whole story. I heard more of it when Dad heard the TV news say Jimmy Carter had pardoned all the draft dodgers, and he broke down crying because so many of his friends had died. --- I never served in the military, yet I lived the military life: I was a Navy brat. My father Charles Russell Crawford was a proud officer of the United States Navy. And not just him: his brothers Herb and Ben, my grandfather Herbert, and as far as I am able to tell, very nearly every male relative and ancestor on my father's side of the family for as far back as anyone has any record served their country in the Navy, or the Army during the Civil war. --- When I was but a small boy of seven years old and my father was in the Navy I once disassembled an old-fashioned plug-in alarm clock, plugged it in and reassembled it by hand piece by piece using the electric shocks to my tiny hands to determine the proper circuit pathways. Had I moved my left hand by one millimeter a 20 Amp arc of current at 110 volts would have passed directly through my heart, killing me instantly. I am complete convinced that this experience taught me to be one of the very best debuggers of my generation, although I did not learn Ohm's law until I was a college freshmen. 90% of engineering undergraduates think they understand Ohm's law because they have memorized the equation V=IR but have no real understanding of the concept. I was the only member of my entire undergraduate physics class to instantly understand Ohm's law the first time our adjunct professor, Dr. Forrest M. Mims III, explained it to us. He then drew a circuit on the chalkboard and informed the class that anyone who could solve the problem could leave the classroom immediately and receive an automatic A at the end of the semester. I immediately strode down the aisle, wrote the solution to three decimal digits, and left the classroom without speaking a word. Although I never attended another lecture by Dr. Mims that semester, I visited him during his office hours every week. If I ever meet another man as brilliant as him, I will slit my wrists with my own incisors and drink four quarts of blood directly from my radial artery. --- When my father was in the Navy, he had the genius idea to recycle spent nuclear fuel by selling it to the Libyan Government, as there were many rumors that the US Government was burying spent nuclear materials in the deserts of Nevada and New Mexico. My father would then split the pot of money amongst the crew and inform them that it was to be donated to the charity of their choice, as long as it promoted a peaceful agenda. --- My parents stayed together for long after I left home, until Dad died, but my Mom was responsible for most of my upbringing. I think like most parents of my parents' generation, my Dad was very focussed on his work and my Mom on us kids. My Dad was an officer in the Navy, and spent a lot of time away from home. --- Hell, I'm only forty, not too old to change careers. My father was older than that when he got out of the Navy and went to grad school. --- My father was a military man, then a civil service engineer after he left the Navy. He never earned a great deal of money. --- Despite being a lefty and a peacenik, and never having served, I still have some idea of what it's like to fight in a war: I was a Navy brat. My father, an officer of the US Navy, was proud to serve his country in Vietnam. --- Back in the day I was quite into woodworking, and was actually quite good at it. My father taught me when I was young, as he had been a carpenter before he joined the Navy. --- I went a Year Without TV When I Was Six. We moved to Italy when I was six years old, where my father served aboard a US Navy ship. Although we brought our TV set (at the Navy's expense), we never watched it. My father told us that they had a different kind of TV signal in Italy, so our set wouldn't work. They use PAL there, we use NTSC. --- My father bought a hookah When he visited Istanbul aboard the USS Springfield, a ship of the United States Navy. He brought it back to where we lived in Italy aboard ship. He tried it just once with pipe tobacco, but the water leaked out. I guess it was for decorative use only. For many years after, it was proudly displayed on a bookshelf in our living room. --- Back when I graduated high school, I was offered the Naval ROTC scholarship. My father, a career Naval officer, wanted very badly for me to follow in his footsteps - and not just his, as many men in my family, going back generations, had served in the Navy. --- I was raised to be a patriotic American. I grew up a military brat - my father was a proud officer of the United States Navy, who served in the Vietnam War. When I was young, I was always told that my father was fighting to preserve the freedoms that were guaranteed us by the United States Constitution. In the first grade, I attended a school run by the U.S. Navy in Gaeta, Italy, where my father was stationed aboard the U.S.S. Springfield. Each day when we started school we sang patriotic songs and said the Pledge of Allegiance. We were told that America stood for freedom and democracy and justice. I loved America for what it stood for. --- For first and part of second grade, I attended the Joshua Barney School in Gaeta, Italy. It was operated by the United States Navy for minor dependents of the men aboard the USS Springfield, where my father served as a missile fire control officer. --- I read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance early in my career as a programmer. It helped me in many ways, both to lift me from a depression I was experiencing, and to help me enjoy my work as a programmer. I've been thinking I should read it again soon. --- ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn mikie she got you good. How many $100's will it cost you to ask her to coffee? lolz. strippers dont do coffee, they do coke. silly mikey if you can't keep her supplied, what are you going to keep her flush with? money? iphone apps? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure he'll find some way to whip out the olde cockford, and get kicked out. Then it'll be some campaign against ignorant motherfuckers who prey on the mentally ill by leading them on, followed up but some kind of vacation...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me plus she is the only one wearing glasses & a St Andrews skirt. The naughty school teacher thing is unique ... Never seen that shit before... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me knights in armor are always looking for the 'fixeruppers' ... so yeah it totally plays into it. After all she can be salvaged while the others are just too far gone into whoredome. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's all about that special connection... It begs some repeating... http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s07e14-raisins but we've all seen this before and we all know where it ends. I guess I could tell my stripper story but the bottom line is that I wouldn't bite. I figure she just wanted a regular.... Or maybe there was some malfia angle to it, as I hear many of the Russian ones over here aren't exactly here on their own will. Either way it wasn't anything I was going to get tangled up into... Besides they always warn you about women that are taller & stronger than you.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder if he enters the wing establishment in his pin stripe suit, possessing a single crisp one hundred dollar bill. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's the same reason why cheese stakes are called Philly. It's the place. Buffalo New York. Oddly enough they don't sell them there anymore, I guess they burnt out on them, but they sure as hell were popular enough in the 80's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they cater to all types dominating bitches, subs, nerds, sporty types, 'princesses' whatever your fantasy.... which is the whole point. You don't go looking to a strip bar for a 'broken' woman to control ... errr "rescue" you'd go to a woman`s shelter. geeky girls are busy being geeks, not gyrating around trying to eek a living. I guess our dear subject is one of those people who would go to one of those goofy '3d rides' where there is a fake 1:1 scripted relationship and he'd come out thinking he had a genuine connection with the actor... cue in shades of I dated a robot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you may as well go all the way and beg for pics with the vibrator she keeps by the bed.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ugh... probably.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he means instead of raising the rates of teh rape, the closer you love to a strip bar the safer you are. aggressions get their outlet, bitches get paid. etc. And of course strippers aren't hookers. that's something entirely different. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me donno I'm not a rapist so ... I couldnt' say. Although it sure was an easy way to get around nekid vapid women. I bet the hooker areas are better for that at any rate... Then again strippers are trained to be conversationalists, hookers are just fuck machines who've lost their souls.. if that even makes sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they can fake it too I mean sure there is some that'll fall in love but others know how to fake it... Esp the ones that would ask for your phone # and call. The most manipulative at all. I fear MDC would have no defense of an aggressive stripper. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure that if I were a 19 year old attractive stripper, the last thing I'd be looking for in my life would be a broke guy 2x+ my age into my life. Instead I'd be holding out for some Seattle billionare, as sometimes it is just a matter of getting noticed, and showing up. I wouldn't have to marry the poor bastard, but rather tag along and enjoy the ride. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then again souless fuckmachines may very well describe a john. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so why didn't you call? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the ones that do call are more attention whores than anything else.. .hence the 1 hour.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hooker with a heart of gold. isn't it a common sterotype? too bad it's full of shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'm sure of that... they are human after all. However Mike seems to have forgotten that they are professional, and that they are on the work clock. It'd been far different to have met her at a diner, or tanning studio or the DMV. But everyone at work is at work, and work is fucking serious business! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and thus the seed was planted. It'll be hard not to be lolling when she gives you: her phone number her work schedule her underwear. Of course you'll fail to realize that strippers are independent business people and that phone number is to promote herself and page regular customers to let them know they are working so they can squeeze some cash. You'll know her schedule because you'll be expected to patronize her every waking moment you can, when you have the ca$h. And well do I have to really spell it out? It's an investment, maybe you should be happy that she sees a money making venture in you. Also I'd suggest a new app, milliborne, or go or something that is easy to adapt your warplife framework to. She'll tire with Warp life, and charge you extra as that pony has already hunted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -1 no insight in to the plight of the social workers. And by social worker, I mean stripper. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they don't take cash on the planes but keep your CC handy and get 'jacked' up... Also be sure to go to one of the various 'fast food' shits in the airport, and get yourself a big coke. Then go to the bar, and do some double shots of JD. add to your coke as needed. I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mostly when I drink ABSOLUTE. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't stop them it just makes coping with them easier. Everything is easier when you are drunk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who'd want to? they have PROFOUND issues.... Run for the hills! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They always had Killer asses! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me SLS 1.0 everything beyond that point is fucking useless. Ironically everything before SLS 1.0 was fucking useless too. Now that I think about it, SLS 1.0 fucking sucks as well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should anyone bother giving him the link to the 'raisins' south park episode? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me. but they all end like this... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who used to fuck the hooker? I forget but didn't that end badly as well? I donno those kinds of people (strippers, models, hookers, 'cute' people) all validate their existence by the amount of people they can fool.. I suppose Mike would be mortified of one of their little games of seeing who can collect the most phone numbers from hapless b0obs. But he won't listen, he's got his crawfordian psychoanalysis on his side. And the game of life. Good lord. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Warp life is for fixing a hole... where the rain gets in and stops his mind from wandering where it will go..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then none of them could vote. which doesn't really matter since none of them do vote. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just saw blair witch on the moon From what I gather the critics hate it. I'm sure space weenies hate it too. Also anyone who is going to be all pissy that people were walking on the moon, instead of bouncing around. but it was somewhat fun. Good thing the kid can read russian, or the Lunny Korabl controls were a direct rip of the USain LM's. Anyways good fun had by all, esp those scared of spiders, rocks, or things in the dark. I'd give it 3.5/5 it's not that great but it isn't all that bad either. good for a 'date' movie or something not worth buying... LORD Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status --------------------------------------- T C0ckskin 64,688,247 11 Dead T LilDebbie 55,848,453 12 T Alive T Nate 40,219,367 12 Dead M Krkrbt 1,662,819 10 Alive D Phssthpok 79,833 7 Alive D Del Griffith 29,050 6 Alive F M Bonita 1,596 4 Alive T Rusty 759 3 Dead F M Autoblow Barbie 686 3 Dead ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TW2002 Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 09/04/23 05:26:08 AM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Warrant Officer rusty Merchant Freighter 2 Warrant Officer Nate Merchant Freighter 3 Smuggler 1st Class 2 Empedocles StarMaster 4 1st Sergeant Lildebbie Colonial Transport 5 1st Sergeant 1 Phssthpok * Escape Pod * 6 Staff Sergeant Bonita Merchant Cruiser 7 Lance Corporal Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all I see is some douchebag selling pep pills, and there isn't any poll. I feel empty and dejected. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me run of the mill? or a run on the mill? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I heard borris likes to party never knew it was with you.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck commie holidays it should be may 2nd. The day that justice was brought to the figment of Osama bin Laden. Of course by justice I mean an execution without any trial, any hearing two to the head, and dumped at sea.. Justice American style! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me This is your captain speaking.. It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air, When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair Make another song for moronic holidays That nauseate-ate-ates in a million different ways: From the shores of Spain to the coast of Southern France, No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance. Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, Buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes, Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth, Form a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith. Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho, Climb inside a dog and behead an Eskimo, Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears, Casserole your gran, disembowel yourself with spears. The disco is vibrating, The sound is loud and grating, It's truly nauseating, Let's do the dance again. Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose; Yes, you'll hear this song in the holiday discos, And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars: You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars. Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho, Climb inside a dog and behead an Eskimo; Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak, And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks. Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, Buy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes, La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, OK. Yes But she fled to work on some safari got in trouble and fled... I should have flown out to Tanzania and taken. A chance.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I saw this before? Y/N? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You should post it. it is FP worthy at least 1x or 2x... not sure about more than 50x though ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dubstep? is it? Fuck I'm bored. If only there was a free music player that could also rip CD's. Then it could help me relax while I do serious 'life' research on my iPad. yep in each way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me took 2 seconds.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vUVJsfG3eA It was a catchy tune. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! http://www.oggfrog.net/TheChickenSong.mp3 I think. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this is heavy. Must be new icons & wallpapers... How did we go from multiuser OS's with source code in under 50MB to these 1+GB fucking updates? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to try to post @ 5am but I fell asleep :( I wonder if I could extract the login data from SBBS .... Not that it'd matter, I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh right EST5EDT god's timezone. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I reside in a -6 territory but I still live in a -5 state of mind I guess. Also I found $50 so I got me some beer, all inspired from this diary. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the comment watch stuff was fun but it's like plumbing.... I guess the bigger challenge is doing something fun with it.. I donno the community is so small.. and largely unwilling & slacker full. telnet in, it is open.... I guess if k5 does 'buy it' it'll be something. And google cant' crawl it so say whatever the fuck you want. But it'll have no reach because google can't crawl it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dinner on time on schedule? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me renren.com So I hear that the red commies got themselves a 'facebook'. And it's called ? So anyways I thought I'd have some fun and register as... "" or pol pot, but in Japanese... well they fucking came back with miscarriage of justice if the system your name, please change the name to register, may apply for registration renamed. Fuuck. Anyways the Chinese version of it worked fine, but I cannot fucking do the captcha as it's fucking in Chinese. FUUUUCK!!!! So no trolls on renren. Motherfuckers! I do have access thanks to some halpless n00b to a machine in China... Damn I was all ready to load that shit up with 'freedom' shit... fuck. I was more so hoping to post pictures of me enjoying my slave labour goods that they toil for day & night... Esp the cheap shit that is used once & discarded. But I fear their government is conspiring from letting us little people communicate :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is the easy part the capcatcha is the impossible part.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how havent you seen it? it's hella old. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Was this the launch of Norton Utilities? to save us from file fragmentation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me unexptected. I thought you'd run her over or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought dubstep was old..? up there with ska.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me home is where the server is System : Horsecockadia QWK ID : HOME Location : Kansas, USA Operator : Sysop Nodes : 10 Node Phone : XXX-XXX-XXXX Total Logons : 955 Logons Today : 14 Total Time : 20,487 minutes Time Today : 118 minutes Synchronet BBS for Win32 Version 3.15 Revision A Oct 25 2009 05:15 SMBLIB 2.51 MSC 1200 Copyright 2009 Rob Swindell - http://www.synchro.net JavaScript-C 1.7.0 2007-10-03 WinSock 2.0 Windows NT Version 4.0 (Build 1381) Service Pack 6 Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status --------------------------------------- T LilDebbie 34,562,216 12 T Dead T C0ckskin 31,699,628 11 Dead T Nate 28,218,722 12 Alive M Krkrbt 1,272,745 10 Alive D Phssthpok 79,833 7 Alive D Del Griffith 29,050 6 Alive F M Bonita 1,596 4 Alive F M Autoblow Barbie 425 3 Alive T Rusty 187 2 Alive Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship Gay Channel 26,575 A APOCALYPSE Foo Bar 1 ThrustMaster Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 09/01/23 03:27:07 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Warrant Officer rusty Merchant Freighter 2 Warrant Officer Nate Imperial StarShip 3 Smuggler 1st Class 2 Empedocles StarMaster 4 1st Sergeant 1 Phssthpok * Escape Pod * 5 Gunnery Sergeant Lildebbie Colonial Transport 6 Staff Sergeant Bonita Merchant Cruiser 7 Lance Corporal Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser I have to admit, that Microsoft Virtual Server 2005 R2 is doing a lot better than I had expected. It is running TW 2002 DPMI, and everything... The only 'catch' seems to be how LORD detects RIP on Windows NT 4.0 .. it takes 30 seconds. In all it's various forms Oggfrog has now taken 20,487 minutes worth of 'call time' ..! Which I've got to say is pretty fucking impressive! Although activity in general has 'calmed down' a bit... But I guess that is to be expected, I mean at some point it'll go all k5. At any rate I'm sure I can find some other way to fuck around with the frog, but it's certainly been bounced around enough...! damn. I got all these old LP's for $0.25 and it's all kinds of old shit. But no Lynyrd Skynyrd.. Fucking old whities want big bucks for that shit. But I guess it doesn't matter I just play their old shit on my solid state cabinet. fuck'em ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. they are there is even newer snapshot builds, but I kind of like the 2009 version.... If dosbox could do 'share' I'd be running the 64bit version...! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's branching out take a leap! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm drunk with power Also drunk with a copy of Windows 2003 x64... Sorry debs I'm shuffling shit around, and about to blast away XP Home. MSDN access still locked and motherfucking loaded! Setup is copying files... 1% completed! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is also an option I think the XP Home that it came with had some 'riders' on there.... Plus I should have formatted it but there was all those power outages.... Either way I'll end up putting the frog under emualtion but at a minimum I'll be able to use the 4GB of ram in there, not the 2.2GB that XP home was restricting me to. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Setup will complete in approximately: 10 minutes Registering components ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Setup will complete in approximately: 8 minutes Saving settings ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me installed now fighitng fucking network drivers...! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ok we are back in action on NT 4.0 ......... but it looks good! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a great place for dipshits wandering around with tablets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That's a nice curve... But it also means I'm predictable..... :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Printronix and RSMOHTERFUCKING232 how else can I print to my 25 year old printer, and connect to my MoDEM!?!? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit that ceiling is nasty! nice gallery though! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ignorant motherfuckers abound... probably a buddy buddy CYA. I guess in the end they always fuck over boxer don't they? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So it's born to sw raid over jbod... so let it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not enough xerox. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Internet rules Many of you in Xerox are aware of a newly created usenet distribution list named comp.sys.apollo.advocacy . It was established to promote discussion of cats, pornography, pedophilia, zoophilia and personal workstation computers. As you might expect, much of the recent discussion has involved the Xerox 8010 Star information system. Because many of the messages ask for information about this product and its associated development software, you may feel tempted to reply to some of them. Sometimes in duplicate. Perhaps even off topic, or with poorly uuencoded pictures of your cat next to your Xerox Star. It is Xerox policy that the Internet be used only for DDosing HP, and the ordering of S&M equipment. It may be also permissible to masturbate at your desk to various forms of pornography, but please be respectful of others, and clean up afterwards. It is against Xerox policy to use the Internet to discuss products. It is completely inappropriate to use the Internet in a way that may be construed as selling or promoting a Xerox product (or future product). Xerox employees use the Internet for mastibatory related research purposes that relate to photocopiers only, not for answering questions or distributing information about our products. Let me be perfectly clear, you are not to evangelize our products. Could you imagine a world where people actually used this shit? I couldn't either, and it is vital to the failure of Xerox that anyone who says anything in public that could viewed in a positive light be terminated immediately. Questions from potential customers about the Xerox 8010 and other OPD products should be signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. David E. Liddle Vice President Office Products Division Photocopying made easier with a Xerox(tm)! no a fuck of a lot I use FedEx ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what kind of communist shit is that? and why are they always topless? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nationalize everything expand the wars (drugs, education, heroin, oil) and for the love of god start a real war! Bring back the draft, and cost + no bid contracts. Give corporations more access to writing laws, enforcing laws, as the local and state governments implode. Make people work 18 hours in a mill making iPod that they could never hope to purchase on their own meager salary. Make suicide & drug education not only mandatory, but weekly. Promote despair at every opportunity! Ban old books, remove classics and burn them. Reduce the size of the dictionary. Remove any and all mention of the old revolution. Teach only Marxism. Ensure the more equal among us are truly MORE equal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how about water cooled? like a mainframe... nice big radiators, low fans even it could be pretty damned quite... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh? no budget, you have a budget? exotic? not exotic? huh? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Flash! aaahaaaa! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but it's SILENT! there is always battery backed RAM but... that is way more volatile. The real 'issue' at hand is how I can buy 4GB of ram for $40 but the kernels that we are using were designed in the 1980's when RAM was super expensive, and the idea of dumping as much "unneeded" shit into swap was 'awesome'. Not to mention this idiotic idea of java & it's interpreted friends and delayed GC just baloons and consumes everyone's RAM. Disks are dying because in 1988 someone thought aggressive demand paging for Mach was a "good idea" the BSD people put it into BSD, and some academic tard pushed the aggressive paging idea for NT OS/2, as people freaked out when Windows NT 3.1 needed a staggering 16MB of ram to be 'usable' as Windows 3.1 with 4MB. So here we are left with their shitty legacy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you tried suicide? no more headaches, guaranteed! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Raiders of the Lost Ark & Is "xerox" a verb? I was amused by Raiders of the Lost Ark, but I won't see it a second time, much less the multiple times I've seen Star Wars or the The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Perhaps being too acquainted with the Judeo-Christian mythology spoiled it; e.g. the ending was totally pagan. Other parts were a bit excessive. I guess if you like mysticism, you'll love Raiders of the Lost Ark. Oh yeah - I noticed at the theatre I went to that there were people in the front shouting at the screen Rocky Horror Picture Show-style; perhaps Lucas has unintentionally brought forth a new cult classic? I claim that as a result of common usage "xerox" is a verb. "Tape" was originally not a verb, but usage has made it perfectly acceptable for people to speak of "taping" an event as meaning "to record on magnetic tape media." There is no way that XEROX (TM) can possibly prevent "xerox" being used as a verb in colloquial usage. I believe that if XEROX (TM) is smart, they'd be pleased by this colloquial usage, because people who have a need to "xerox" often enough to want to buy a "xeroxing" machine may well be subtly inclined to consider XEROX (TM) over and above other vendors (such as IBM,which makes fine copiers themselves) in their purchase. MFP's Multi function printers. I'm amazed that people still fax & print, but you know old peoples habits only die when they do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Xerox is fighting with Ricoh, Cannon & HP for the MFP market... but it is in overall decline as these internet people tend not to print every document that comes across their desk 30x. It's amazing how the 'paperless office' actually resulted in a massive increase in paper. Old people just need their motherfucking hard copies of some memo which they read on paper then put down, and if you are lucky throw out. An hour later they can't find it so they print it again. And again. Old people fucking suck. If offices wanted to save money they should give everyone iPads, and ban printers. They'd pay for themselves within in a year. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the drooling masses demand color, and insanity. Also I paid typically 5-15k for one of those MFP's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is crazy enough that it'd probably work. I've wondered about deploying terminal servers so that way nobdody has a real 'desktop' so that way you get central backups... like a mainframe! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is always the trick; finding suckers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the arc? it's pretty mystical. Although it does kill nazis pretty well.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hoovered? never heard of that one.. I know it's a product, not the damn or the transvestite. Funny how CD's aren't SONY'd... I guess the funny thing is that since companies fought to not be verb'd they lost their image being associated with that product. whooops! lawyers gone fucked up again! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think that is why Alta Vista never took off in those respects. Ironically DEC really fucked that whole venture up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me George Lucas comment "Revenge of the Jedi will be the last movie we shoot on film". This may sound odd coming from an electrical engineer, but what the movie industry does NOT need is more and slicker hardware. That's just following the old path of replacing intelligence with money. Lucas has plenty of both so he can make good use of this gimcrackery, but the rest of the industry does not. "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" is the prime example. There were enough experts in the effects department to give it all the flashes and bangs anyone could want, and enough experts in marketing to promote it heavily enough to make money, but nobody there seemed to know that cruising around this model of the Enterprise for five minutes was simply dull. They replaced dramatic values with technical ones and so blew off forty million dollars. We don't need better means of producing bright lights and noises; we need more stories that we can live in with characters that we care about. did you get in? for freeeeeeeeeee? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so did you pay and see it? or burn the building down? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how so? they certainly were portrayed to lack social skills. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gay == misfit nerds == people who aren't in the social norms. perhaps you were thinking of geeks? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought she was too coked out to really notice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me as long as we can continue to funnel weapons to the gangs in mexico to further destabilize the government. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me control and of course profit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why would they buy them when we ship them in for free!? fast & furious? anyone? buehler?!? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me V7 cutover We are planning to cut over to V7 as the production system this weekend, with Saturday (and possibly Friday) evening(s) used to move user files from V6. This requires that we do something with the existing V7 user files, and we've decided what it is: we're going to delete them all. Users wishing to preserve files of theirs existing on V7 but not on V6 are advised to put them on tape before the cutover. A tape of all the current V7 user files will be kept, but access to it will be inconvenient; it is intended as a last resort only. Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 9,939,045 11 T Alive T Nate 7,413,096 11 Dead T C0ckskin 2,320,087 11 Dead M Krkrbt 707,280 9 Alive D Phssthpok 60,270 7 Alive D Del Griffith 22,664 6 Alive F M Bonita 686 3 Alive F M Autoblow Barbie 472 3 Dead T Rusty 27 1 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 08/27/23 09:22:31 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Sergeant Major ** rusty Merchant Freighter 2 Sergeant Major ** Nate Merchant Freighter 3 Sergeant Major 2 Empedocles StarMaster 4 Gunnery Sergeant ** Lildebbie Colonial Transport 5 Gunnery Sergeant 1 Phssthpok Corporate FlagShip 6 Sergeant ** Bonita Merchant Cruiser 7 Lance Corporal ** Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 26,575 A APOCALYPSE Foo Bar 1 ThrustMaster I have a copy around here Somewhere..... Not on tape though... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm looking for 4.1 BSD which seems to have disappeared in any meaningful format. I may try to rebuild it from here. Thankfully some Russians do love to hold into some old shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder if I could somehow chain tradewars from this... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now that I'm not there yeah , me too.............. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure gristedes is doing a pre hurricane gouge fest. fuck those motherfuckers. I found out the hard way a few years ago on another storm that 99% of what they sell water wise doesn't store for shit. I thought I'd get smart and buy 1gal at a time and put it away so that when the season hit I'd have 25+ gallons already there. The plastic they use isn't food grade in the slightest it fucking degrades like crazy, yes even in the dark. Not to mention it can't stack for shit, yes even with boards across them. You need like crazy military grade stuff, or containers that could have been fuel canisters to hold water as they are expected to hold up, unlike water shit, which is temporary at most. Personally I would have done a fresh direct order, and them come and haul the shit to me, but that is a little late now.... Don't worry I've been through plenty of hurricanes the big thing is not to panic, and just wait it out. Be careful with candles & windows.... A wind up dynamo radio/light is your best friend. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you really do live with your parents in the basement? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Instead of wasting time with Symantec C++ and using Watcom it's profiler would have blown your fucking mind. It's too bad they let it fall into disrepair, while it was one of the more touchier compilers, it sure had some useful things. And it was trivial to hit the profile button run the app for a minute or two see in the pretty graph where most of the time was spent, say in object access stuff, then simply inlining the procedure, and getting a 40% boost in speed by basically doing nothing. Outside of that it sounds like GCC and friends have let you & the entire industry down. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait I know the answer it'll never ship. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me race to the bottom: Who will die first? Steve Jobs or NetBSD? Currently awaiting confirmation from netcraft... that was a remote gig thankfully I could stretch it out between their Engrish and laziness what could have been fixed in 5 minutes took a week. Holy fuck you'd think they could get to my emails that were relevant to their day to day operations by what? 10am? no way, 430PM every motherfucking day. Phoning them was a lost fucking cause, and hell it was about as frustrating as dealing with people in the UK of anything more complicated than boiling water. Yeah I should have had them fly me out to Beijing, I'd have fixed it sooner, even with the 20+ hour flights there & back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd really thought you'd gone 'hiking' k5 style for a while there... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how can a human try to claim ownership of the mountains? A river? The sky? These are produced by the gods. Can you claim ownership of the heavens? dreams? hope? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me u read it? Guess he trolled you hard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not she was complicit in mass murders, so she's all cool with that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck that the hitlor art is up for grabs! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why all the rage? where is the love? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm still waiting to say: netcraft confirms it, steve jobs dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ... killed everyone in the village have it wiped off the map, and have his token white boy play coverup. It's a fucking shame what passes for a dictatorship these days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me at $50? I mean it's motherfucking LIFE! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ever heard of the sims? sorry it's been done, and it's been done a hell of a lot better. And yes they updated sim earth too. Maybe you should port rogue, at least there are people who play that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $50 as you had discussed in London over tea with your IBM rep. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's compatable with the new IEEE ograsmatron. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can bet $1 that it doesn't even have a running sound track of geometric visions. You know the opportunity to burry oggfrog to play his album has naturally been missed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you made a 'rat king' out of one mouse and your hair? gross!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me apparently there was an EQ I lost power so beats me what happened. Anyways I hope we get a 7.7 in the next 24 hours. I think I'm going to have to investigate some VMWare cloud based option... This is getting out of hand. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me last time I asked it was linux/netbsd which doesn't help us for crap case dosbox/dosemu can't do proper filesharing... Ive tried it under NT on Qemu and it sucked. OS/2 on Qemu was ok, but DPMI stuff was flakey but that may be more to the effect I was using OS/2 2.0 ... You'd think that running 16bit DPMI stuff would be a walk in the park but it turns out to be incredibly more complicated than 32bit DPMI. Such is life I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you had to pay for ripscript clients and shit, it wasnt open... but yeah this 'open' http thing that could imbed gif's & jpegs buried it. BBS's got killed as they outgrew DOS the ones that relied on DOS Extenders got killed between costs, and the flakey support that comes with the extenders (Major BBS). Or the ones that went to OS/2 lagged on a bit more (synchronet).. oddly enough almost nobody but the big commercial ones went to Win32 (Wildcat!) but they charged too much for an internet 'presence' as it all passed the magical year 1995 and hell Linux had TCP/IP & PPP by then... The interesting thing to me is until the rise of facebook there hasn't been an environment for 'casual games' BBS's were the facebooks of the 1980's ... Funny how the sense of 'friends' and communities really didn't cohere on the internet as there was no play. shit now I'm going to sound like a sociologist, so fuck that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hmmm I guess we could.... javascript & constant HTTP ping backs or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the stumbling block on those is getting it over the internet... virtual modems. VSIO on OS/2 provides it, but beyond that........ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tried it... in emulation it's slower than fuck. although I may load it on my trusty 486.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe it's just as well I lost everything and moved out of NYC..... I donno. shit's fucked up that is for sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Well I think we are now seeing the real reason why oggfrog never shipped...... Although this is a far more worthy distraction than the other nonsense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It wasn't that bad. instead of dialog and plot you get MOTHER FUCKING KILLER APES! Well that's more so the last 1/3rd before that it's John Lithgow losing his mind, and a chimp named Caesar becoming more human than human... It's basically a remake of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, but I guess if you were going to start at the beginning this is where you'd start... If you are bored, and can part with $15 with no regret then sure watch it... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's nothing like that weird genetic engineering movie ... Splice? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no.... I'm pretty sure that was splice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rage on brotha! they got me fixing shit in China. Do you fucking believe it? fucking commies!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what was your OCD? heroin? LSD? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so it was something boring like sorting shit... I wasn't thinking about a sexual OCD now that'd be.. weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me those people with those OCD's can be handy esp for cleaning shit up because well... they are COMPELLED to do it.. Sure they get pissed when you leave them a mess, but they can't let it go.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably not the only other amusing OCD is terrets? whatever it is the one where you fucking swear all the fucking time cunt shit dick!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably something else. and probably not that exciting. except for the suspense of trying to dig it out.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait we are out of the depression? wow that's fucking news! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd never imagine you anywhere near a strip club! good for you!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ass Antlers it's a nordic term for tramp stamps. Kind of funny too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but how does this help the lone wolf master debugger? Really the only difference between MDC & RMS is one of them delivered. Even the "Lose the OS" guy fucking shipped... If anything MDC should take the disability and ship the frog. It's a chance to unhinge his creativity and just get shit done without being constrained by meetings about meetings for people who can't program. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how much begging would it take to get an Ogg Frog 286 emulator? Or even better a port & rewrite of tradewars 2002? Running Phar Lap 286 binaries is a MUST. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The problem is... it's there it's just not working right... Bochs is too fucking slow, and Qemu consumes too much ram, and it can't throttle... vmware costs money, and virtual server/hyper-v sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no & yes xen is a fucking disaster to get into.... And virtualbox requires X11 which needs 1TB of ram. Not to mention it's just an object wrapped Qemu. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck yeah! for the 23 font subsystems, and rendering engines, network ports, shitty file formats, bullshit windows managers, icons fonts and bullshit. X11 makes GDI look like a well thought system. None of the linux fags want to admit it, but X11 is the #1 reason the year of the Linux desktop has been ongoing since 1998 but it remains stuck at 0.7% adoption. Fuck X11! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2MB of ram? I'd love to see that. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no common drives no share. so no it fucking sucks. It's about as usable today as it was in 1993. But thanks anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sounds like Arthur Anderson out of control This sounds like what those continental Indians would do to hide the fact their fucking shit didn't work from the world until one week to launch. Because management wasn't in on the meeting they had no idea shit was fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That just made me mad as hell! And I'm not going to take it anymore! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have to hand it to you Your ability to churn out so much and on topic is.. .pretty damned good. Or are you using one of them fancy military grade astroturfers? Maybe you helped them write one? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank the gods for that! Although they should use them for torture... Could you imagine watching say 40 or 50 of them back to back? Fuck. Talk about hell on earth. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good point. it's all crap. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was better when it was east & west Pakistan.... Gotta keep'em seperated! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the subcontinent for sure but also Africa. Darkies don't want to be dark. Upward mobility for the man, you know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah basically Veni, vidi, vici ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me English is so.. repressive but it's the only way so many communities can communicate as there is a bazillion languages ... Prior to colonization getting things done (tm) was a fucking disaster. Now its merely a clusterfuck... Sure everyone learns "Engrish" but it's pretty fucking piss poor. But everyone knows the sign of a real dandy boy is someone who still dresses like it's 1800 and has the upper class accent. Its a riot as no matter how they try they'll never get the "horsey" looks of a twit.. Yeah there is a lot of ladyboisim going on. Fuck pick up a copy of playboy, or maxim from India, and get ready to laugh. The only places gayer is of course Thailand & Philippines. But everyone knows Bollywood sucks, unless you are like 90 and love musicals, and you are disappointed that they aren't making anymore in Hollywood. What they lack in Quality they sure make up in Quantity. Me? I just close my eyes and hope it all fucking disappears or something... Fuck, it's 11am time for a drink. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they just want you guys dumb ignorant slaves. Hell just look at how much Americans are trained to hate the French... You guys would flip out if you lived half as good as the French. Not to mention who would be willing to lay down their lives for the megacorporations? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you save it? shit it's fucking gone now. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the terrorists truly have won. nice thread hijack btw ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me imagine if his life grid was a sql table that used triggers to determine the cell outcome.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good news, tw fans! The ignorant motherfuckers just restored power! what a night! I think I'm going to sleep in the air conditioning.... but it is up! Oh yeah, scores. Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -------------------------------------- T LilDebbie 6,018,481 11 T Dead T Nate 3,841,004 11 Dead T C0ckskin 3,241,572 11 Dead M Krkrbt 262,210 8 Alive D Del Griffith 10,550 6 Alive D Phssthpok 9,126 6 Dead F M Autoblow Barbie 431 2 Dead F M Bonita 107 1 Dead F T Crystal 48 1 Alive Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 08/21/23 03:40:28 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Staff Sergeant * Empedocles StarMaster 2 Staff Sergeant * rusty Scout Marauder 3 Sergeant * Phssthpok Merchant Cruiser 4 Sergeant * Nate Scout Marauder 5 Lance Corporal ** Lildebbie Colonial Transport ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people still play that? ok ok... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought it'd be the other way around? no? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's hidden so you gotta explore. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me seems like a bad seed I guess.... :&pipe; Maybe I should have banged it under MS-DOS .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Plant TEOS? \\ Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings // Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 26,563 A APOCALYPSE ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bet the most profitable division is print cartridges. HP/Compaq/Dec is fucking dead. Granted I used to buy their servers enmass when I mattered but sigh fucking DELL in the long run probably killed them... Then again their 'adventures' into tablet space & webos was a fucking disaster. I can only hope RIM fucking dies the same way HP will. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Losing Oracle on the Itanium pretty much ended that business. nobody will buy one of their servers now that they've exited the pc market.. something about single source vendors.... Oh well 2011 sucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me use .net it's fucking builtin. failing that expat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I keep trying to avoid Steaphanie Pirie but that slut is everywhere. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And that utter failure @ life Herman Van Rompuy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ogg Frog upgrade.... After reading some more about Congruent solutions to Zeno's Paradoxes, I thought it'd be fun to go garage sailing, and see what I could score in this god forsaken shithole of a town. So for $40 I got me some AMD x2 cpu thing. 3GB of ram and 1.5TB of disk space... It also has 500GB of 'black people movies' so I'll be watching planet of the apes courtesy of some fine folk living in a trailer that has a new Mercedes parked beside it... I'm xcopying some shit over my LAN now and then I'll pop over the frog. It's a bit of a step up from a PIII, but at the same time the poor people that I bought this thing from had it running XP 32bit, so it'll run our beloved doors just fine. OggFrog v5 is like online I think. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it is noisy as fuck also I had to dissemble it, and clean it.... apparently they smoked. tar is... fucking disgusting. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dosbox will run it but it's incompatible with share, so only one user can use it at a time... wtf?? there is a 'patch' to simulate share but it's not mainline and ... it's not 100% Dosbox suffers the same fuckatuge for linux users. There is VirtualPC/VMWare but... running 16bit protected mode stuff under those in something like OS/2 Windows is ... touch & go and it is where we `were` two weeks ago... It's quite a quandary being hammered into something odd like this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me before I was laid off I supported MS-DOS shite, dbaseII, and even better some freaky protected mode linker for the thing.. Not the 386 semi-sane thing but an old 286 one that does the keyboard/cpu reset shuffle (tripple fault).. I hear now they just told everyone to finally upgrade or get the fuck out... Which sure would have made things easier years ago so we could all focus on current & new products, instead of wading in 20+ year old stuff. The ironic thing is that the DOS based stuff had uptimes in years, while the Windows re-writes and modifications could barely go a month... But I do have have to admit I'm shocked just how shitty the 286 protected mode support is in virtualization software. Esp when it comes to Borland's & Phar Lap 286. Which from what I understood were two of the most common ones out there. Maybe it's a shame that while making the AMD64 long mode, AMD left out v86 support. Maybe it's a good thing to delineate old from new.. But like the 286, AMD 64's don't have a way to go from long to protected or even real mode.. Once you are in you are in.. Could you imagine a world populated by 64bit dos extenders? .. thank god it'll never happen... although it may be possible by doing a tripple fault, but the context switching time was horrendous. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fucking lightening storm the frog is down... :&pipe; this is what pisses me off as I prefered it running in some data centre on another continent..... Maybe I'll go back to Qemu / OS/2? fuuuuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's 6 hours now I'd need a 50k one.... Plus the dsl lost upstream signal... :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm glad you've found the right place how long has it taken you to figure that much out? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me better push back that impending release date for devices that don't even have access to the appstore.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what code? what release? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait I thought it was for researchers to do serious research with, that apparently don't update the things fucking ever, you know like a school that still has VAX's to teach FORTRAN IV, but has all these iPads running v2.0 that need to be utilized for life research... I hope this clears up that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me When I fucked this one chick Then after she left her best friend sucked me off.... They walkways wanted to do a three way just not with each other... Wait maybe it's just fucking weird in retrospect... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I am now proud to present The easy to understand complete & exact solutions to Zeno's Paradoxes. Did you know that everyone who lusts after Zeno is a fag? Personally I just long for a time when Australians were more renound for being in every modern conflict, war, or policing action! When they were men, who knew no fear, and had balls. Unlike this 'new' weaker & substantially lamer generation of Australians. No way it's consistent with his other posts and other bullshit. Even the 5yr old talk.. Since when does Egil research his trolls? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit, Xenu lord of the under world! and his mighty paradoxes of 6+ years ago. fucking sad, really. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we only need the showcase for our fabulous wares which you seem to be buying with abandon. Much like how hope has been abandoned quite some time ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy mother of god! Jesus, eating is the new cutting? http://media.2011.super.cz/images/gallery/13260.jpg?20110817141357 http://media.2011.super.cz/images/gallery/13270.jpg?20110817141640 http://media.2011.super.cz/images/gallery/13268.jpg?20110817141602 http://media.2011.super.cz/images/gallery/13259.jpg?20110817141342 http://www.super.cz/4077-neuveritelne-tahle-americanka-se-chce-stat-nejtlustsi-z enou-sveta-a-uz-je-hodne-blizko.html ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OK WARNING NOT SAFE FOR NORMAL HUMANS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only 2? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who puts on her underwear? gets her into position to pose? takes the photos? how is this not child abuse? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is reason dispensed at the end of a 9mm gun barrel? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought that was the mouthwash dispenser. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me God dammit. well it looks like there is no good 'clumping' of kuro$hits. So looks like I'll fucking keep it on GMT. Fuck I hate GMT. Anyways the olde girl is banged up, I'm going to read the manual on Congruent solutions to Zeno's Paradoxes, and I'd suggest you do too so I don't feel like I've got any advantage. I think that's about it. Also Congruent solutions to Zeno's Paradoxes, Volume II. Or Africa since the entire continent has like 5 watches between them, they may as well be in the same timezone. Either that, or it's some underhanded celebration of the Battle of Isandlwana... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Didn't this give rise to Joseph Stalin? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me favorite timezone vote it motherfuckers! you know personally I fucking hate GMT, but I'll let this run as an election in the wild.... Also I'm going to bang it to 10,000 sectors, starting with a generous $500 bucks, 40 fighters, and upping the lottery to $50,000 ...... limited slots blame rusty. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Plenty Newfies got one, and there are others... man that shit is as annoying as the j00z and their calendar with the summertime clusterfuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was hoping for some conclusive timezone result Looks like there isnt any.... So 12am est ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe some more kinetic military actions can spur the economy further? I mean just look at America (fuck yeah!) post 2003 with the needed invasion of Iraq! WAR == good business. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me rebang ok it seems the current game is about over. which means it's now a good time for us n00bs to maybe read over the Tw2002 bible... Anyways let's go over the options.... [A] Universe size in Sectors : 1000 [B] Maximum possible Course Length : 45 [C] Maximum possible Starports : 400 40% Port Density [D] Initial Starports to Build : 380 95% Built Port Density [E] Maximum possible Planets : 200 20% Planet Density [F] Two-Way Warps : 500 50% Two-way Warp Density [G] One-Way Warps : 30 3% One-way Warp Density [H] Maximum possible Players : 200 [I] Maximum possible Ships : 800 [J] Enable Gold Edition : No [K] Bubbles : N/A [Z] Begin Universe Creation [A] Turns per day: 250 [B] Initial fighters: 30 [C] Initial credits: 300 [D] Initial holds: 20 [E] Days until an inactive user is deleted: 30 External Maintenance Last ran : Yesterday Max # of players: 200, sectors: 1000, ports: 400, planets: 200 [G] Ferrengi regeneration percentage : 20% of max of 0 = 0 [H] Terran Colonist Reproduction Rate : 750 colonists per day [I] Daily log Limit in lines : 800 lines. [J] StarShip Intrepid Location : Sect 21 [K] StarShip Valiant Location : Sect 21 [L] StarShip Lexington Location : Sect 21 [M] Maximum num of planets in a sector: 5 [N] Maximum num of Traders on a Corp : 5 [O] Underground Password Phrase : BEWARE OF KAL DURAK [P] Age of Game in days : 0 [R] Tournament Mode : Off [S] # Days to allow entry: Unlimited [T] Maximum times blown up: Unlimited [A] TriCron Champion : No one [1] Processing Interval : 1 Sec [B] TriCron Jackpot : 0 [2] Inactivity Timeout : 300 Sec [C] TriCron HiScore : 0 [3] Steal from Buy Port? : Yes [D] Ferrengi HomeBase: Sect 768 [4] Planetary Trade Offers : 60% Normal [E] Stardock Sector : Sect 21 [5] Online Verification At : 300 Sec [F] 2nd Port0 Sector : Sect 327 [6] Clear Busts Every : 7 Days [G] 3rd Port0 Sector : Sect 852 [7] Port Regeneration Rate : 5% / Day [H] Ferrengi moveCh : 1 in 20 [8] Multiple Photon firing : No [I] Aliens moveCh : 1 in 20 [9] Local Beeper On : Yes [J] Gfiles ScoresDir : None Used [0] Intnl Alien Processing : Enabled [K] Sysop Sec Level : 32000 [N] Intnl Ferr Processing : Enabled [L] Allow Aliases? : Yes [Z] Alien Srvr Offline Mode: N/A [M] Display Stardock?: Yes [X] Gold Editor Expert Mode: N/A [O] FedSpaceShipLimit: 5 [[] Closed Game : No [P] Photon Wave Dur. : 0 seconds. []] Password : No [R] DESQview pacing : 20 [] TEDIT Password : No [T] Local Display On : Yes [;] Ether Probe Move Delay : 1 [U] Cloaking FailRate: 3% [:] Maximum Course Length : 45 [V] NavHaz Dispersion: 3% [/] Daily Game Time : Unlimited [W] NewPlayer Planets: Yes [&pipe;] Output segmentation : None [Y] Ship Delay Mode : Third [S] Max Command/Cycle: 4 I'm open to pretty much whatever .... what? you wanna hookup or something? jesus christ! gay hookup detected!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how do you feel about the bubble universes? Also I hear it's good fun to fuck with the maximum warp distances..... I donno. Oh and the tricon jackpot, make it something more... insane. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I figured something more real like say 30MM? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah but you have to win first. but then again.... yeah you win that and you can basically do whatever. 50,000? lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn. that's pretty messed up. I guess nerds gotta cheat, and there isn't anything like scripting shit. Although I'm pretty sure the nates, rusty & debs didn't cheat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah I just use syncterm, and the flashterm I put on the web page. I guess I have the easiest opportunity to cheat with tedit, but really where is the fun in that? Besides it'd ruin the spirit of the frogg. Now if people wanted to pit scripts vs scripts or some shit, I could always open up a separate game for that..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more sectors bubble universes and I think more 'independent' aliens... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OH yeah, I'm also fucking tired of GMT I'm all for moving this motherfucker int EST5EDT where god intended humans to live. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That is what this is all about nothing has been changed... I'm not doing anything just yet... although I did have to run 100 updates to windows... you know how that goes. :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Where did you copy that shit from? It's gay even by k5 standards ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 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Yes for the page rank, of course I may have to bring some of the trolling offsite... What really saddens me is that registering a .com.au address is a fucking nightmare. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure he's got plenty as a self admitted 'dickhead' or 'fuckwit'. Too bad he didn't add arrogant cockfag to the list. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Clearly he isn't anywhere near as smart as the people he's pretending to be. apparently google and some plain reading is too hard. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL he never did try to even one up Steve Irwin (PBUH)... Since when was Australia full of ladymen? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes I've seen it and all this time I thought it was part of the realm of fiction. clearly it's a daily event in Australia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me start here http://beliefinstitute.com/ but there are a few others too.. He's like a newage religious crawford. dozens of poorly written sites with some feeble attempt at pagerank whoring and broken promises and shattered dreams. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me urine. IP. Administrative Contact: ProCreative Pty Ltd Steaphen Pirie (info@steaphenpirie.com) 0415637532 Fax: 0415637532 PO Box 336 Pymble Business Centre, NSW 2073 AU I guess Regis office space is one step up from a PO box. Although all the auto wrecking places nearby do seem to be rather foreshadowing of the wrecks taking place indoors. How can you copyright something you clearly didn't come up, like wave forms (things in nature) or the ying/yang from ancient China? Ok Ok, I get it you are one of those lunatics trying to pass off particle physics as religion, with the idea that everyone is fluxing in thru some state that they control like how an electron isn't here most of the time. We've probably seen the video's before from this nutjob cult, "What the bleep do we know? Down the rabbit hole." So I guess that is why our new friend has the $5 for his outrageous advertising programmes. It reeks of another one of these Oprah Winfrey 'thoughts are reality' reality is what you think it is. Ok, so enough of the Phillip K Dickery. If you want to go the 'my bullshit understanding of physics vs perceived reality' let's go. Here is a free one I just came up with. We are all the same person. That's right you me, him, her, we are all the same person, just not at the same time. Just like reincarnation, the last of us out of here was Buddha turning out the lights. But for us time isn't linear but rather we just pop in & out at random intervals, live our life out among all the other variations of ourselves, blissfully unaware. Do you see what I did there? I combined eastern religion with an annoying subatomic particle. I could also add in some waves, and why beaches & surfers are so fucking popular. I could also expand on the do onto others bullshit as we are all the same person and if we stopped treating ourselves like shit our other lives would have played out easier. But do you know what really pisses me off? LOL NEITHER DID I! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YEAH. I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT IN THE QUEUE. OR EVEN THIS. http://www.quora.com/Zenos-Paradox HE'S JUST FLOATING AROUND TRYING TO GET INTO FIGHTS ABOVE HIS HEAD, AND DRIVE BLOG TRAFFIC. GOD HELP THE PEOPLE AT VENERDI'S WHOM HE MUST BORE TIRELESSLY WITH HIS INSANE PSUDO RELIGION. ALL A BLOKE WANTS TO DO IS HAVE A PINT OR TWELVE WITHOUT BEING PREACHED TO. I COULD ALMOST LIKE A DRUNKARD THAT SAYS: "Sometimes, particularly after I've enjoyed a few pints (of Guinness) i may slip (AND FALL OFF THE SHOULDERS OF GIANTS SiC)" BUT SWEET JESUS THIS GUY IS... SO WRONG. AND RIPPING OFF OTHER CULTS GOOD NAMES & TRADES IN THE PROCESS! NOT TO MENTION HIS COMPANIES NAME MEANS 'FUCKING' BUT HE ISN'T EVEN MAKING THE SLIGHTEST FUCK JOKE. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I had to make something to remember him by not to mention the page ranking will fucking drive him nuts. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who hasn't? are you a sheep for everyone? Can I interest you in a current biscuit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me No they are merely placeholders, the fools are the ones that feel empowered when any one of them (it doesn't matter which) are installed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Andy Warhol predicted MDC! I'm simply amazed. Check it out. I wish I could embed images. fix your site rusty you have to! the web 3.0 generation is leaving you behind! web enabled squirrels! They have a special coprocessor installed to instantly solve Zeno's Paradoxes on Congruent solutions in 1.35ms! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me would you pay $5 for it? 50? no, wait $599! It doesn't even fucking come with reversi. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It'll never get released Wasn't ogg frog 2 weeks away from a release at one point? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do they host that on dialup? it too like 2 min to load that pic! Do you know her or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me check that ass ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think that's how they leaked them. http://gddvd.bbs.net/bbs/01/952693.html?master=1 http://my.backchina.com/chineseforum/0/message-980535-page-1.html http://www.mitbbs.com/news_wenzhang/Headline/31444323.html http://news.dsqq.cn/entertainment/2011/08/081622087431.html (lol) etc etc... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hell I'm thinking one hour after his mandated appointment to become disabled. So I guess I'll take the under. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh? 08/02/2011 04:47 PM <DIR> top-src 08/10/2011 01:13 PM <DIR> tsc 08/15/2011 05:03 PM <DIR> tw2001 08/05/2011 12:24 PM 159,744 unzip.exe 05/04/2005 07:12 PM 44,544 vmb.exe 08/01/2011 04:34 PM 274,432 vncviewer.exe 08/04/2011 11:21 AM 20,608,447 WampServer2.1e-x32.exe 08/14/2011 03:45 PM <DIR> x 08/12/2011 02:36 PM 624 xx.txt 03/10/2011 06:00 PM 1,474,560 zork1.vfd 03/10/2011 06:03 PM 1,474,560 zork2.vfd 61 File(s) 272,386,714 bytes 29 Dir(s) 276,500,721,664 bytes free looks fine to me! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Only if there is NAVY beans involved. because you know the NAVY invented nuclear powered self cooking chickens. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after reading this my cat ran off to hide from my laughter. thanks I needed that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me register softwareproblem.info for $1.99 a year, splurge the $20 and get it for 10. do it before I do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it's all a trap to get him into prison for fraud. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me may as well besides fertilizer it's the only the shes good for now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me use a 3d printer to make a pipe and get high. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me printing is a job those motherfuckers never work right anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fisting now popular in China No, really. I actually found a link to bbs.mit.edu (it's chinese?) on gay5, that took me there. It's always refreshing that sex acts and k5 are always within 2-3 degrees of seperation. your father wasn't per chance in the NAVY was he? I think you can see where I am going with this! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit too late to 3 this so you don't have to whine about it later. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the one west of younge street? cause you know, everything in Ontario is either east or west of Younge. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hello to all VMPort customers, we hope this message finds you well! Over the past weeks we have had mass amounts of VPS setup to host game-servers. This includes minecraft, counter-strike and game server redirects. These accounts are taking over the majority of CPU time on our nodes and decreasing performance for other clients. As most clients that actually read our TOS/AUP will know, game servers are not allowed anyway but we let a few slip past us that were not using up to much, but now there are so many we can no longer ignore it. As of now we are fully enforcing our rights and TOS and removing all VPS that contain game servers or redirects so if you are one of these clients unfortunatly you will notice your VPS will be offline in a short amount of time, please dont try to reason with us or submit multiple tickets abusing our staff because they will simply be ignored. We are taking this action on behalf of all our other clients that are not getting the resources they require due to malicious users. We are constantly making steps to improve our services and this is only phase one of that process. Apparently that included us. Motherfuckers!!!!. stay tuned. CPU is @ home the website and a modicum of my privacy was in the cloud... lol your game is safe so don't worry there. I'll just have to find something else to front it as my gay ISP blocks normal 23/80 but with a VPS I can always tunnel that shit back home.... I guess I was on the shitlist when they found out about my Qemu process... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm going to try rapidovps.com ... god help me. I know I should probably go with Morally Inflexible's solution.... but $2.50 for basically a simple tunnel, and a small ass web site that is one page... good grief. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 0 Products / Services 1 Pending The waiting begins :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh the port 23 redirect from the old shit is still working.. lolz so telnetting to oggfrog.net will still get you in it'd seem... but I'm changing VPS providers. since our big fucking 'telnet' traffic of maybe 2MB a day is too overwhelming for these fucks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Well here we are one hour later the new VPS is online, configured and everything. Even somewhat tested. Weeeee! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Kind of. it also lets me not have to publicly broadcast my home's ip address... plus I fucking hate DDNS. I use OpenVPN where I can, ssh port redirects work just as well. Hell even a straight up TCP redirect can work if my home ip doesn't float that often, it all comes down to how involved the whole thing ends up being. But I've been here like what? 1 week? so I don't know how fucked it'll end up being. As long as the VPS isn't hosted by some fucktards like VMPORT, it's trivial to get something going in minutes and for the most part it is shit you can kick off in init scripts to have it magically set itself up. If it wasn't for people doing this 'burstable memory' shit that fakes out Qemu, and NTVDM not working right I'd still have the whole thing run on the VPS as I like the idea of it being in a real data center, not in some $20 special sitting in my living room.... But then again I guess this fucked up thing is very much like the BBS days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me because I fucking hate DDNS it just reeks of fucktattude. Yes I know tonnes of DSL home dwelling nerds use it but fuck DDNS I prefer having a 'dedicated' VM to service my needs and redirect wherever I please. And it doesn't mean giving out my home IP. So if my PIII fucking buys it, while I'm doing a 'plan b' thing I still can house 'offsite backups' and of course alter the web page as needed. it's a bunch better then DDNS as it gives me uh 'cloud presence'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ren faire wedding no I understand it, I fucking don't like it. It just reeks of amateur hour bullshit. It's bad enough I'm using a PIII with windows 2000 but really DDNS? uh no thanks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thankfully there isn't a "jenny" of ip addresses, but I'm sure eventually it'll happen. 86.7.53.09 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah one that clearly can't limit CPU usage, memory usage, or bandwidth it'd appear. And one not interested in keeping customers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah man, but $4? I'm fucking unemployed here! It's not like I have tonnes of revenue from some kind of opensores music player to cushion the blow. And i know my userbase, they ain't going to pay fuckall for the honor of the frog. I guess I'm just a sucker of a sysadmin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the big thing I need is a port 23 redirect and a simple webpage. there isn't all that much to oggfrog.net the magic is on the windows 2000 PC. If I were more industrious what I'd be on the lookout for is a vmware host that'd let me install 2000 or 2003... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah it's ok this rapidovps outfit got me a VM running in an hour, and for only $2.50 a month too. oggfrog:~# df -h Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on dev/simfs 60G 455M 60G 1% / tmpfs 512M 0 512M 0% /lib/init/rw tmpfs 512M 0 512M 0% /dev/shm oggfrog:~# free total used free shared buffers cached Mem: 1048576 32424 1016152 0 0 0 -+ buffers/cache: 32424 1016152 Swap: 0 0 0 oggfrog:~# Not bad eh? Although their site claims the level I bought is this: RPLU1 64 MB GUARANTEED RAM 128 MB BURSTABLE RAM 10 GB HARD DISK OPENVZ SOLUSVM 100 MBIT PORT 500 GB TRAFFIC And it's what they invoiced me for too clearly they like me or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beet or cane? also ketchup based? blarf ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me uhm cooking? and chicks digg it for the holidays if you can make shit as they don't get that kind of thing when their parents have died off etc etc. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me omagad im gonna fucking hurl. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's got three things I hate; dogs, children and bitchy women. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so very wrong good lord, just pop your speed, write your essays and stay the fuck out of the real world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they also cut phone service in the BART to stop people from organizing a protest. I'm still saddened to see that there isn't any put to setup "no fly zones" across the USA or the UK in the face of an out of touch government that is squashing it's people. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just wrote the number ONE on the front of mine and turned it in 99% blank. fuck it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you must have gotten the short one it's a fucking booklet with a zillion pages. I always seem to "randomly" get selected for the massive in depth bullshit. Sure it'd be fun to fuck with people but who's got the time? fuck that shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's 2011 a little late, don't you think? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then my job is done. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that is quite an extensive collection of squirrels and gnomes! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ever stared into the abyss and have it stare back at you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where is the no fly zone? the 'kinetic military action' taken on by the USA to support the populist movement? What about propaganda programmes? Will Clinton use her technospecialists to help further the peoples rebellion against the highly ineffective and out of touch UK government? And when will Mr Cameron stand down?????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think so the terrorists we backed formed a central bank, and are getting IMF money so they are hooked into the system. I think they are even getting embassies in DC & NYC. I think the only thing that can stop them is the 500MM a week the illegal war is bleading the DOD. Then again I thought our fearless fuhrer has signed some statement saying we can intervene anywhere where the people are being trampled by the government. It's got Syria written all over it, but right now it reads 10 Downing Street. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got too old for that shit so now I use overplay... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nah you can also hulu outside the USA and BBC outside of the UK. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there are more useful things for these people at the pound store. books are good for burning come winter. disenfranchised generations will be dealt with once people are going to step up and either kill them off in trench warfare, or lock them up in massive prisons. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me QE3 get ready for it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like all the more reason to liberate that OIL! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go for it! this is a far more worthy use of your time then re-writing life. I mean anyone who is remotely interested in life, bought the SIMS 3 already. But I digress. Fight the good fight, you've been on TV already why aren't you hamming it up (as seen on CNN)???? Register some domain names, and take the fight to the ignorant motherfuckers weakspot the collapsing economy and wasting money! Otherwise history will repeat itself. Save the mentally ill MDC you're their only hope! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and more prisons and laws on the books. Isn't it embarrassing that the US leads in prison population? Certainly an island state with nowhere to run/hide can do better! Criminalize the youth while there is still time! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me has it gone to market yet? the only thing people will look for is constant updates, not this 'released once' thing. constant updates == active developers == live product. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like silences himself with the power of DNS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf are you on about? oggfrog.net is up! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dammit. # whois hydrogenbomb.org NOTICE: Access to .ORG WHOIS information is provided to assist persons in determining the contents of a domain name registration record in the Public Interest Registry registry database. The data in this record is provided by Public Interest Registry for informational purposes only, and Public Interest Registry does not guarantee its accuracy. This service is intended only for query-based access. You agree that you will use this data only for lawful purposes and that, under no circumstances will you use this data to: (a) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission by e-mail, telephone, or facsimile of mass unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations to entities other than the data recipient's own existing customers; or (b) enable high volume, automated, electronic processes that send queries or data to the systems of Registry Operator or any ICANN-Accredited Registrar, except as reasonably necessary to register domain names or modify existing registrations. All rights reserved. Public Interest Registry reserves the right to modify these terms at any time. By submitting this query, you agree to abide by this policy. Domain ID:D126937162-LROR Domain Name:HYDROGENBOMB.ORG Created On:08-Aug-2006 14:56:16 UTC Last Updated On:09-Aug-2011 01:24:14 UTC Expiration Date:08-Aug-2012 14:56:16 UTC Sponsoring Registrar:Domain-It!, Inc. (R157-LROR) Status:CLIENT TRANSFER PROHIBITED Status:AUTORENEWPERIOD Registrant ID:YBIQ-B1247704399 Registrant Name:Michael D Crawford Registrant Street1:PO Box 70845 Registrant Street2: Registrant Street3: Registrant City:Sunnyvale Registrant State/Province:CA Registrant Postal Code:94086-0845 Registrant Country:US Registrant Phone:+1.4083803030 Registrant Phone Ext.: Registrant FAX: Registrant FAX Ext.: Registrant Email:hotcoder@gmail.com Admin ID:YBIQ-B1247704399 Admin Name:Michael D Crawford Admin Street1:PO Box 70845 Admin Street2: Admin Street3: Admin City:Sunnyvale Admin State/Province:CA Admin Postal Code:94086-0845 Admin Country:US Admin Phone:+1.4083803030 Admin Phone Ext.: Admin FAX: Admin FAX Ext.: Admin Email:hotcoder@gmail.com Tech ID:DMIT-11249236297 Tech Name:Domain-it Hostmaster Tech Organization:Domain-it!, Inc. Tech Street1:9891 Montgomery Road, #225 Tech Street2: Tech Street3: Tech City:Cincinnati Tech State/Province:OH Tech Postal Code:45242 Tech Country:US Tech Phone:+1.5133514222 Tech Phone Ext.: Tech FAX:+1.5133518222 Tech FAX Ext.: Tech Email:hostmaster@domainit.com Name Server:NS1.SEAGULL.NET Name Server:NS2.SEAGULL.NET Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: Name Server: DNSSEC:Unsigned I was hoping to have so much fun with this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear they are calling for Martial Law I'm sure that'll end well. I mean how can it go wrong? most companies are too stupid to even think about a proxy. But when I found out my old company was going to astroturf, I did get them to use a PRQ tunnel. I guess thanks goes to MDC, otherwise I'd have never heard of it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just wanked Discuss T. looking at porn and keeping my balls on ice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Did Sye hijack you? or are you posting what others should? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me me neither. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The chick is BPD poor guy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if? more like when. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why'd you tie your dick up wait, I don't want to know. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me also lol @ Sony distribution centre fire in Enfield... They do so deserve each other. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me youth without future has no choice. The bigger question is why isn't it happening in more places? Also I found out that those BES servers that RIM has people install actually LOG all your text messages, keep track of your GPS location .... basically it's all fucking stored. The lesson here is if you are going to do something stupid, don't bring/use a personal transponder. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Because the 'real' men among them are in Afghanistan fighting for the opium trade. If the rest of the Army goes in and gets their ass handed to them..... Then there could be trouble. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me put them in squares and just have at it. Jesus, who'd have imagined the land that gave us Nelson is terrified from looters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well at least you scored, even if it wasn't in the presence of your iPad or your God. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me happy tomorrow that's right, it just hit midnight in GMT! Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 1,106,901 9 T Alive T C0ckskin 394,936 8 Alive T Nate 265,739 8 Dead M Krkrbt 46,462 6 Alive D Del Griffith 1,418 4 Alive D Phssthpok 1,040 4 Alive F M Bonita 148 1 Alive F T Crystal 48 1 Alive F M Autoblow Barbie 47 1 Alive Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 08/09/23 00:04:47 AM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Warrant Officer 2 Nate Imperial StarShip 2 Warrant Officer ** Lildebbie Imperial StarShip 3 Gunnery Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 4 Smuggler 3rd Class ** Cockskin Horsesuit # Ship Destroyed # 5 Gunnery Sergeant ** Delirium StarMaster 6 Gunnery Sergeant ** Krkrbt # Ship Destroyed # 7 Sergeant ** Phssthpok Scout Marauder 8 Corporal ** Del Griffith Scout Marauder 9 Lance Corporal ** Morally Inflexible Merchant Cruiser 10 Lance Corporal ** Bonita Merchant Cruiser 11 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 12 Lance Corporal ** Av # Ship Destroyed # 13 Civilian ** Soupisgoodfood Merchant Cruiser 14 Civilian ** Ghostoftiber Merchant Cruiser 15 Civilian ** Testuser Merchant Cruiser Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 8,144 Mauler Nate 1,495 1 C On foot oh hello nullo ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MDC is currently dreaming up the next reason why not to release warp life. I think he'll take up the quest to port zoolib to it, using the ANCIENT NeXTSTEP way of creating a NIB by code... it can be done but it's insanely tedious. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You should have gone to the Trinity site. play with the glass ... hours of fun! I know the area 51 pickup/drop off used to be around circus circus.... you can meet some 'interesting' people there. why are you still here? Drop a few hundred at the tables, and meet some peoplez! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sounds like someone needs a trip to the bunny ranch. don't ask just go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit I met some weird chick at the luxxor that was into wierd shit like that. shit, I miss Vegas.... or hell even Atlantic City. I should have gone before I went to the burbs. FUUUUCK! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Maybe if I were someone else I don't think I'm ever going back to Miami. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You know the usual drama women. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What the fuck is this shit? I think it was No574's choice of porn that somehow led me to this popunder ad... http://w1.chinaontv.com/movies/D_B_X_J/gg6046.php# but it's like some movie. Since when did adverts include entire films? Is this some kind of Chinese propaganda? Should I be worried? Are these the video streaming terrorists that my government is trying to protect me from? I see Jackie Chan is listed as a producer, is he now a terrorist too? I never could imagine China hating me for my freedoms, I guess the only three questions are: *How much OIL do they have? *How soon until we can liberate them? *Will Japan finance a US led invasion of China to save us from their campaign of streaming terror? Only time will tell, but if we don't act soon, then the future is lost to the Chinese video terrorists. How will we put an end to their reign of streaming video terror? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only the last pic worked... :( And that red thing in the video makes her look like a neutered barbie.... so sad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how big and how soon? I'm always up for some subversion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I may even put them on the frogg. maybe on the BBS bit to hide them from the googlez ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wrong dupe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i finally figured out how to level up phew. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah but that's like researching. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I should have figured. although it's BS that you get way more $$$ in higher levels, man it was tougher than fuck as a prolonged level 1. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me speaking of which... Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 1,106,901 9 T Alive T C0ckskin 394,936 8 Alive T Nate 265,739 8 Dead M Krkrbt 46,462 6 Alive D Del Griffith 1,418 4 Alive D Phssthpok 1,040 4 Alive F M Bonita 148 1 Alive F T Crystal 48 1 Alive F M Autoblow Barbie 47 1 Alive Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 08/08/23 01:43:27 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Warrant Officer 2 Nate Imperial StarShip 2 Warrant Officer ** Lildebbie Imperial StarShip 3 Gunnery Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 4 Smuggler 3rd Class ** Cockskin Horsesuit # Ship Destroyed # 5 Gunnery Sergeant ** Krkrbt # Ship Destroyed # 6 Staff Sergeant ** Delirium *** Escape Pod *** 7 Sergeant ** Phssthpok Scout Marauder 8 Corporal ** Del Griffith Scout Marauder 9 Lance Corporal ** Morally Inflexible Merchant Cruiser 10 Lance Corporal ** Bonita Merchant Cruiser 11 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 12 Lance Corporal ** Av # Ship Destroyed # 13 Civilian ** Soupisgoodfood Merchant Cruiser 14 Civilian ** Ghostoftiber Merchant Cruiser Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 8,144 Mauler Nate 1,495 X C On foot [MORE] ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Seeing that there are 10 nodes And I got another $20 computer (ugh a 486 so ... that's the end of the junkheap lottery) I upped the idle time to 24 hours for TradeWars 2002. This lets me just sling a console onto the thing on my desk. It's some Compaq version of the iMac from 1993. I guess it's ok in that it did come with Windows 95, it does have 12MB of ram, and more importantly it DOES have a network card. It also came out of a hospital so I'm sure it's infected with AIDZ and MRSA. It's just a shame the floppy drive doesn't work, I was going to load Xenix or something terribly useful on it.. I guess as long as you can keep connected you can as well. I doubt 10 nodes will be that much of a constraint but I could always add more if need be. The BBS still times your ass out after 5 minutes of hanging idle.... Such is life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how big/loud? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah I thought the 1 & the 33 were togehter like a P133... but no, it's a 33Mhz 486. MSD says it's a DX so I guess that's a plus. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Everyone seems to have forgotten we speak English not because they were polite, but because they won. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello, friend. please take back your churchill. hello? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me software for only a select few. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i already got an ipad but I won't participate in limited releases, I'm about GA only. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 180 is away 360 is right back where you started so you're still walking towards. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Rusty doesn't acknowledge companies post 1998. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me new money is always uppity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's up. do you have like telnet problems or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you can pee while erect isn't that like a disfunction? aren't there muscles to prevent that? Oh sure it'd be funny but... really? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is your war going? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he must be in europe or the recently liberated Australia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you telling us that: Warp Life renewed your hope, and gave you a whole new outlook on life? So to speak. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if you love your apps set them free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I mean fucking release them already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I paid $50 for fallout new vegas. I mean your life thing is clearly worth $89.95 don't sell yourself short. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They opened 3 banks in America where you can purchase RMB. But it's a very strange game, you buy them in USD, you cannot take physical delivery, and your 'valuation' is in USD. If you withdraw it's in USD. Also an individual has to buy at a minimum $500 USD worth, to a maximum of $20,000 USD. The whole thing reeks of scam. Also they are fucking retarded, they converted my $5,000 into $20,000 and sent notice to big brother etc, and I know that'll be a clusterfuck at the end of the year. But they have a location in LA, and two in NYC. Oh and you have to do the transaction in person. Hope this helps! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good news, tw fans! it fucking ran! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Trade Wars 2002 ver 3.09 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- -- 08/06/23 -- 00:00:01 AM -- -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Daily Journal S.D. 08/06/23 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The Ferrengi moved at 00:00:01 AM, on 08/06/23 Elevation construction advanced. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= End Daily Journal =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 485,600 9 Alive T C0ckskin 342,654 8 Alive T Nate 219,483 8 Dead M Krkrbt 34,576 6 Alive D Del Griffith 836 1 Alive D Phssthpok 298 2 Dead F M Bonita 79 1 Alive D Tiber 27 1 Dead What the fuck am I missing?? still @ level 1. damn. Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 08/06/23 05:07:19 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Warrant Officer 2 Nate Imperial StarShip 2 Sergeant Major ** Lildebbie Imperial StarShip 3 Gunnery Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 4 Smuggler 3rd Class ** Cockskin Horsesuit # Ship Destroyed # 5 Gunnery Sergeant ** Krkrbt # Ship Destroyed # 6 Staff Sergeant ** Delirium Scout Marauder 7 Corporal ** Del Griffith Scout Marauder 8 Corporal ** Phssthpok # Ship Destroyed # 9 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 10 Lance Corporal ** Av # Ship Destroyed # 11 Civilian ** Soupisgoodfood Merchant Cruiser 12 Civilian ** Ghostoftiber Merchant Cruiser Damn I should get my ass into gear on this again. Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 8,136 Mauler Nate 1,495 C On foot Phew, all existence of my failure has been eradicated! Oh and the GOLD... Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 08/06/23 05:10:26 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Sergeant Major 1 Nate Corporate FlagShip 2 1st Sergeant ** Lildebbie Corporate FlagShip 3 1st Sergeant ** Phssthpok Taurean Mule 4 Gunnery Sergeant ** Bonita Merchant Cruiser 5 Civilian ** Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser Damn, Nate & Debs are teh quick. Although I've got to say the 20,000 sectors is... massive. But the computer ought to work without crashing so maybe it'll be somewhat easier to navigate? Oh and I did gen bubble universes too so ... it'll be even bigger. Shit seems to be running well on the $20 special. I suppose I should make a backup, things are going too well. Also if anyone has any other MDC essays feel free to upload, X/Y/Z ought to be working now. The flash terminal supports Y-G (right click and there you can upload/download) ... yeah I guess that's pretty true. I was thinking more time to explore and shit, it's fucking HUGE.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me should I knock it down to the standard '200'? ..... I donno at this point I'd just be gimping myself. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me true it's not like we are playing for $$$ lol although I'm sure that'd be kind of funny. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol bitcoins. it seems about as useful as credits in TW. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh and the more paranoid I feel about it I'm backing the shit up right now..... Give it 20 min I think 7zip may have been overkill for the job though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn ran out of memory.... guess 128MB isn't enough. Although mounting the disk over wifi had me backing this shit up in a minute. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can nuke you so you can start from square one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it seemed like a good idea at the time I'm ready to fucking kill the gold/deb universe. oh well much like k5 it's all been an experiment in failure. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's odd.... I've reset mine in the main preferences once after using windows telnet to capture scores and shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess that means they'll never open the Michael David Crawford warp life studies institute. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how much does it cost you? your dignity that is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me planet of the apes so I just saw it. not to bad, lots of action, yelling, screaming, but oddly enough no poop flinging. Oh and the 'villain' is black. lolz to the hoards of blacks screaming in ecstasy as the chimp throws him off the golden gate bridge. No race wars in the south. Just a bunch of lower class rubes watching the film. soon he'll quest for a free & open music player,like Song Bird... Which is what OggFrog could have been if it were open software. Damn imagine that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've sadly got a few ceramic knives and my wit. Oh and about 10 cases of beer, a few pony kegs, and some bottles. I think I'll be fine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only 2? sorry there is also the 3rd one. Although I know they are in a hurry to finish that shit but whatever the fuck his name is, Omar has a bunch of GOLD. And he's not just going to go silently into the night. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do they have McNuggets(TM) in the camps? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you arms are jars of peanut butter? man that's freaking weird. how do you go to the bathroom? How do you blow your nose? How are you posting this????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My parents want to kick me out of the house!!? My mom was cleaning my room and my safe was left open by mistake and she found about 40 dickgirl hentai comics I had paid around 1000$ for aswell as signed headshots of my favorite porn stars and threw them in the garbage! And said she had never been so disgusted in her life and that I needed to get a social life. In revenge I went onto her facebook account (autosave FTW!) and then went hogwild, I posted a pic of her violin students boyfriend and said "mmm he's a hottie I wanna suck his cock!" and sent a long filthy letter to a guy she went to highschool with about how she hated my father and all the screwed up sexual things she wanted to do to him. I basically spent 3 hours vulgarly insulting and coming onto all her friends posting lewd comments on their pics and status. I figured my mom would go "touche" and consider it tet for tat for after what she did but she did , but she FREAKED OUT and broke down crying when she saw what I did. She personally apologized to EVERY single one of her friends when she could of just made a "sorry guys my son has a weird sense of humour!" status update. Now she wants to kick me out of the house!! I'm 31 and have never had a job , what the hell am I supposed to do? Is there anyway I could smooth this over? Make her breakfast in bed or somthing?! Help!!!!!!! Yo Morally Inflexible... I think your business just vaporized. please get it back online, ok thanks? some ignorant motherfucker gets fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Damn. that sux. Hey since you are here do you sell IP's? I may want 64 or 128 or so.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can always 6to4 and make like 65536 of my own.... I have some ideas but I'm not dying to go to Egypt but man those guys seem to get 'everything' ... :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why would you want to drag a cable into the bathroom or heaven forbid trip! besides you can plug your wire into an airport. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me THAT'S AWESOME. CAN YOU DO THE TO, TOO, TWO THING TOO? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh? seems up to me. but nobody is on so I'll reboot it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me. I guess we'll see when its "tomorrow" which I guess should be rolling around in 21.5 hours. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah kinda it does I got the job and all that in place, it's a CMD file to run all the various versions, I think it kicked it off... I even tagged it as a 'shell' thing ... Guess we'll have to wait & see. I wonder how hard it was to write multiuser stuff with MS-DOS share .... I'd almost just re-write the thing but I know the market for that would be... nill. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn it's mostly MS-DOS's limitations it'd be easier to setup a scheduled job in the OS to kick it off... I found with the OS/2 experiment and Windows/386 stuff is that by calling them in CMD files you eat more precious convential memory. The sucky thing is that you can't run the same BBS program (but you can for doors?!) directly so I wound up making lots of duplicate exe's.... But I digress.... I've never tried to use shared files with multiple users, outside of exclusive locking.. I'm sure that'd be fun to try. There is Basic & Pascal source to tradewars floating around so that'd be fun to start with I guess. I can't be any later to the game then say oggfrog... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well part of me didn't want to waste much time and the other half wanted to provide a legit 'legacy' experience. So part of the fun required virtual modems. Which left me with rlfossil & vmodem under OS/2. RLfossil is like all MS-DOS based, and with the legendary stability that goes with Windows or Desqview for multitasking. I wanted to keep it to a single VM so loading up Netware in another VM for all the nodes seemed like WAY overkill. So I did go the OS/2 / Vmodem route in a Qemu VM on a hosted VPS ... which blew out the memory (I think the vps just fucking sucks, as I do have another with someone else that runs fine with far less memory available)... Anyways I had basically had it with the cocksocket hosting the VPS so when I found a $20 PIII I just copied down the databases & doors, loaded up Windows 2000, and a newer version of synchronet did the upgrade and well... here we are. I'm surprised they still use Pascal, glancing at the code there isn't anything all that pascalified about it, it could be re-written... the only real WTF is how the computer maps out sectors... Sadly I don't see any obvious code for the bigbang (maybe the 200/500 sector games were hard coded?) but who knows there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah that is the source I found I guess I should do some test stuff with share & partial file locking... I suppose I could always beg for testers and shit on the frogg but I'd probably redo it in C... I mean I loved pascal a zillion years ago but ... in 2011? no way. Or maybe just put an input queue in front of the thing, and magically make it multiuser ... .net remoting? I donno. Or maybe just do the filelocking schtick like they did in the 1990s ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the only union jobs left are government ones. funny how that works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you don't see the unions trying to help the rest of us that subsidize them so fuck them all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kill yourself a bunch of techs unionized before the big layoff. Guess what? They didn't even get a payout, but a big fuck you. And their precious union? Nowhere to be seen. The 'electrical brotherhood' is a fucking fraud. Fuck the unions. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beep place holder diary intro place holder diary NOW ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YOU ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me MADE ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ME ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BEEP ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me YOU ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me FOR ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NO ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me GOOD ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me REASON. Are you happy now? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what to work? I didn't see any program.... just a massive dump of text ala MDC ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it blended right in I'm updating mingw and shit now... I doubt it'll run but I guess we'll see. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess it's working $ ./comment-watch.sh Del%20Griffith user = Del%20Griffith sleeptime = 1m testing = false Downloading: http://www.kuro5hin.org/user/Del%20Griffith/comments .. 2011-08-05 -------- 1) http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/8/5/64556/11920/27#27 wait 10 minute lag? [none / 0] Replies: 0 --- 2) http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/8/5/64556/11920/26#26 did this work? [none / 0] Replies: 1 1) http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/8/5/64556/11920/26#26 did this work? [none / 0] Replies: 0 --- -------- . I don't get why it had to wait two dots worth. But hell it's nice it did *something*. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I saw that bit in there but I'm always more inclined to mutilate stuff.... I guess the next thing is a 'Diary' watch? then you could just feed the output to a DB and make an app that pulls the DB......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me think more about middleware I mean when MDC posts *anything* don't you want to get email alerts? Or maybe sound the klaxxons? Or perhaps to run scripts to analyze the diary in question? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me could be. but these people want me to work on some shit that is down in singapore so.... thats the end of the fun for the morning. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did this work? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait 10 minute lag? shit I need to drop that way lower. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me I don't know if I'm all that interesting to watch...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus! this place is a fucking tomb. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me After Chernyobyl all we had to put up with was men without hats. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's ok they freak out about the dust and make you shake your boots out... good grief. The 'petrified' forest is like 5 logs. big 'whoop'. Ghost towns are kind of fun to cruise around for (bullfrog)... Or just go to Excalibur and laugh at all the fags dressed up like it's a fucking renfaire wedding. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me spoiler it's red. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Do you know how they can spot someone who cheats at keno? they won. The game is impossible to win. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something something singularities created by artificial black holes, something something ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do they make miniatures of factories? Oh and was his parents murdered while he was a child while he was waiting in a limo? Just what we need some emo industrialist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and the a levels are just a roll of the dice to see where you end up in life. I think he did. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so there is this system at work And it ties directly to MS Exchange 2000. Yes not 5.5, not 2003, but 2000. No it doesn't talk SMTP, it doesn't do MAPI either some weird fucking thing that just talks directly to the Exchange 2000 message store, and it drops emails directly into user boxes. SO I told the idiots... LEAVE THE FUCKING THING ALONE. So I get all these calls and panic because they upped it to Exchange 2010 on a different domain. A change they did in a manner that cannot be backed out. LOL so I just laughed and said glad it's not my fucking disaster. Props to the asshole who wrote it, because you know, SMTP is too fucking universal. Well I've already lost my job I think linking to that would lose my dignity, not to mention the fun of listening to them squirm on this conf call. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it sure didn't take long eh? the best part is that they have a staff of people working around the clock on it. holy shit kids these days are pretty fucking stupid. And the exec's are pretty fucking lame too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah. glad I'm not the dumbfuck that has to write an explanation why I'm a moron, and install a 2000 DC & 2000 exchange server for this fucked application that people rely on. These new monkeys they hired don't get virtualization so they'll be using actual servers. I guess I should file this away in a few years when the boxes die and the process repeats itself. They haven't asked about the dbaseII stuff yet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to collect his rambling essays but I kind of lost interest. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to say Brainstorm but I guess that just dates me being an old folgie. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not yet. but he died what? 17 years ago? So no I'm not anywhere near 60. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sub dermal implants would be... difficult as they'd need power etc etc. better to get him to load an app on his phone. Crawford tracker. it should also be able to detect proximity to dennys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have a 50 year old transistor radio the motherfucker is like 80lb in some giant cabinet... I guess they missed the miniaturization memo. But I guess that's Magnavox for you. I wonder how pointless it'd be with earphones. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me NPR? lol I don't know it truly is a wasteland. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me probably some english lit faggot $$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't worry the day is still young ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no are you? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how about the bug chick? no wait, more like Stanley Tweedle, AMIRTE? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Says the robhead 790 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just ate 18 chicken wings Holy shit!!!!!!! Ror jesus christ that shit was TAP TAP TAP gay. Make a TW2002 bot and be a fucking man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck it all sell everything, buy a ticket and go see the world. You are only young once (thankfully). (optional is the suicide, but hell live dangerously you'll be adventitious, and you may even get your accidental suicide as a bonus!) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all the more reason to do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol sure around the time warp life ships. Or the secret is fully revealed. ogg frog ships. dulicinia airlines takes it's maiden voyage... zoolib has a useful application.... etc etc ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me internet fun fucking comcast..... this is why I didn't want to host it @ home to begin with. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get ready to act all shocked when it doesn't ship because of some show stopping bug that sounds pretty fucking obvious to the beginning of the design stage. Also he didn't get his smack prescription like he begged for, so he's probably face down in spaghetti sleeping in dennys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The real statistics Logons 379 Users 28 Time 6212, 103 hours or 4.31 days! Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 215,116 8 Alive T C0ckskin 115,042 8 Alive T Nate 56,796 7 Alive M Krkrbt 24,306 6 Dead D Del Griffith 608 1 Alive D Tiber 32 1 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 08/02/23 08:01:44 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Warrant Officer 2 Nate Imperial StarShip 2 Sergeant Major ** Lildebbie Imperial StarShip 3 1st Sergeant ** Krkrbt Scout Marauder 4 Gunnery Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 5 Smuggler 3rd Class ** Cockskin Horsesuit # Ship Destroyed # 6 Staff Sergeant ** Delirium Scout Marauder 7 Corporal ** Del Griffith Scout Marauder 8 Corporal ** Phssthpok Merchant Cruiser 9 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 10 Lance Corporal ** Av # Ship Destroyed # 11 Civilian ** Soupisgoodfood Merchant Cruiser 12 Civilian ** Ghostoftiber Merchant Cruiser Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 4,379 C Reconnoiter Nate 3,736 C Reconnoiter Del Griffith 1 On foot Try the computer I want to see if it crashes ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't get teos So I gave up. 15$ down the hole ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah. it's not some nice ascii art that's about it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they do. AT&T was paying what? 10% 15% of everyones bill back to AAPL. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me horsecock! they are allowing you exposure to their users. It's more so your fault for not shitting a product out the door to recoop your expense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah mr VAX. Fuck ticketmaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you kidding me? Id rather take extra $$ in the form of no commute, and fewwer assholes to distract me, then sit in a 'cubicle' from some dickhead company. I bought a nice oak desk for $70 (it weighs like 500lb!!) It's way nicer then the ikea looking shit that was in any of the offices. Make the best of it I guess.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good lord and here I am in renfaire clothes after that wedding fucking around with ipsec with the person who will be taking over my job who doesn't quite understand that overlapping networks is a bad thing. my cat is blisfully sleeping next to me, and I'm just enjoying the occasional ping of the disk as nate plays tradewars. euthanize me already!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more like living cheap. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I went to goodwill today. you know the depression and shit. I've moved residence out of New York city. God dammit that sucks. So anyways I funished an apt here in the shitty south for under $500. Not too shabby I guess. I even scored a king bed for $50, it came out of a hotel so they say, one of those serta things... It was bulky like a mother fucker but a good sleep. But I don't think you really give a fuck about my PlanB and living cheap... No the more exciting thing is this PIII I scored for $20. I know I shouldn't have bought it but I couldn't let this machine go to some idiots... Anyways It had Windows ME on it.. Oh the horror! I don't have any blank CD's and my MSDN shit is in the mail (they don't have 2000 for download) so I did some shifting around on some warez sites to find an ISO busted it out.... etc etc... So I've got Windows 2000 Pro on a PIII 500Mhz box, I've copied out the BBS & Doors from OS/2 and unzipeed & upgraded to 3.13 of synchronet. I setup the TCP redirects to my house (fuck) and within minutes I've got people logged in..... So I guess we are limping along enough. I want to rebang the TWG as I think it's all fucked up from OS/2 & Qemu... (and the AIDZ THAT IS LINUX). So being nice I'll put it to a vote. I'm betting it's bugs. one thing that strikes me as odd is that this version claims to be 'real mode' but there is this DPMI16BI.OVL file.... Emulation of 16 bit stuff never has been a priority in the real world as everyone is worried about 32bit or 64bit shit. I mean hell even the DPMI version of TW just freaked out on Qemu's OS/2 and NT ... So on a real machine it has way better chance of running...... But what do I know? I'm not the super debugger. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't think crap like that is worth the storage, let alone the haul fee. I mean I'm running 1990's MS-DOS shit.. so for that it's great.. But I still needed some turbopascal Runtime 200 error patching software. Unless you are going to get her to pay for the shipping forget it, and have it sent to auction. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me must be the clock the VM was in GMT and I'm in EST? CST? Let me hit the clock then... :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it cleared them as part of the gen? or it's fucked up too... :&pipe; something was seriously fucked up with its generation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I may just move debs into his own ghetto it's like 10MB installed so.... it's not that big of a deal space wise... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me syncedit works it's a "newer" version, different keyboard commands (whoops) but it works. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you've ever been in a hotel? ewwwwww... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me life on the road. oh well I got a mat thing over it anyways it's not like I'm directly on it. In a few weeks anyways I'll get a truck and bring down my real one, with the rest of my shit. The joke is the truck & furnishings will be less then the tax difference of being out of the city. now *that* is fucked up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me keep going... and to the west. not Kansas thank god, but not Florida, Texas, Alabama, Missippi / Louisianna either... :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me going to probably involve me going back to miami as much as I'd rather not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've lived there 16 years and there are people in the 'scene' I'd much rather not run into again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I upgraded to 3.15 and changed all the x/y/z modem shit. who knows it may even work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't worry im sure they'll make it a crime, and you and trane can write AI's that answer simple questions but really aren't all that interesting. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me won't someone think of the poor bankers? with their trillions of ill gotton loot? How will they survivie with mere billions of our dollars? But rest assured the illegal wars will continue on schedule. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll see what I can do If you can find the downloads it makes it easier for me to do it... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy fuck what is with these touchpads in laptops? So after griping about the Sony, work sends me a new laptop. And I break the seal, take it out of the box and... the track pad doesn't track for shit. I mean it's 2011, and HP should have gotten this shit down by now. Instead I feel like I've gotten a Packard Bell from 1998. Also cisco vpn software isn't x64 compatible at all. lol like wtf cisco?!??? Any new PC worth a damn is 64bit. Christ it's like trying to ignore win32 in 2000. Fuck. not as far as I can tell I think it's real bottom of the barrel anyways the keys are like chicklettes. I'm using the 2011 version of the PcJr. fuuuuuuuck!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wish it were an IBM. sigh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me executive summary: not shipping anytime soon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats what updates are for. everyone knows this by now... Oops windows detected you are trying to use a program but there are updates! You must now waste the next hour instead of working on some trivial task that could have taken 3 minutes but now will consume the better part of a day as you sort out various compatibility glitches. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I fucking loved dbase esp with those fucking weird ass compilers, and dos extenders. I mean that shit got way complicated way quick, esp with faggots doing all these menu things.... Everything old is new again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weird! I could bigbang it again... I don't know what is up with that....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm thinking it's kind of retarded. I donno.... something is certainly not right. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I need to remember Don't fly us airlines Delays delays delays. I tried It won't let me.... I'm just stuck loolong at the error.... Odd it let me clear it last time, I can move the mouse but to no avail. Work gave me a new laptop and the shitty sprint card I have doeant do the driver on an embeded memory thing... I'm not paying 15$ to reboot the frog... I know it sux, maybe I just need a co sysop that won't cheat @ tradewars... Lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fick it I should have ssh and rebooted. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol one day I hope to level up ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no it's in my signature. if you can figure it out... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me x 2 5 it's not that hard. Just hit keys, unless you are nate, you can't fuck it up too bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah that's the whole point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me That's just theater Would you like some hope and change? Or how about an illegal war? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy shit NTVDM sucks ass. so after much groaning I tried migrating to Windows NT. I don't know how it'd handle TW2002's constant crashes.... Mostly because it hardly can fucking run anything. Jesus, shit was really fucked up, sure it 'felt' faster, but LORD was slower then fuck, and TW2002 just fucking stopped running all together. So I really don't feel like I've got much choice but to go back to OS/2. I've xcopied the doors onto the OS/2 disk so nobody should have lost anything. Hopefully the only 'loss' will be a gap in login data, but really who gives a fuck about that? speaking of which, I setup a gold version. I don't know why but the DPMI version is fixated on COM1, ignoring my config... There must be something else amok. So it's the same 'real mode' DOS version. Speaking of MS-DOS did you know it's the 30th anniversary of MS-DOS? Yeah, me neither. Also what do you make of MDC's last two diaries? suicide note, or he's just giddy with the thought of holding hollies boobs in his greedy hands? After six months in lockup does he really think he is flying out to the UK to talk to someone about selling his game of life (shit it's not even anywhere near as interesting as the SIMS) for $50 a pop??? I think he's quite mad. No wait. I know. I'd like more then one node. That's what stopping me from just running it on MS-DOS... I guess I could try rlfossil & windows 3.1 but that seems way more hokey then OS/2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all kinds of shit bubbles, custom ships etc... Too bad the dpmi version is bein a bitch, 20,000 sectors is amother plus ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I doono I see a natecorp in the window... Damned vnc won't let me clear it ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll swap os again Just be gentle. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I sacrificed oggfrog to you Right here tonight. Don't you know that I love you? London England, this is the last dance! Somehow it never grows old. Of course for most it never grows new and never will. they only live in the world of vapor. sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow; Dad was proud, He didn't care how. I bet those hipster faggots are all over that chick that just suicided herself. Id say who but I've already forgotten her name (or never really gave a shit anyways). ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me zero. lol j00z PAYING to speak? lol that'll fucking never happen. If you want to get their tits in a twist equate Israel with it's old friend south africa, or how much they have in common with fucking nazis. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I though the only thing we needed to cultivate was the poppies. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how long is a "huff long"? just wondering nothing to see here. I'm pretty sure RIM & Cisco will on their inferior tablets. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 3ing this so I don't have to see you whine about it later. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuuuuuuuuuuck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh yeah, scores Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 67,712 7 Alive T C0ckskin 52,823 7 Alive T Nate 14,889 6 Dead M Krkrbt 6,674 5 Alive D Del Griffith 535 1 Alive D Tiber 38 1 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/29/23 04:04:40 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Warrant Officer 2 Nate Merchant Freighter 2 Sergeant Major ** Lildebbie Imperial StarShip 3 1st Sergeant ** Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 4 1st Sergeant ** Krkrbt Merchant Freighter 5 Gunnery Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 6 Sergeant ** Delirium Scout Marauder 7 Corporal ** Del Griffith Scout Marauder 8 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 9 Lance Corporal ** Av # Ship Destroyed # 10 Civilian ** Ghostoftiber Merchant Cruiser Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 1,304 C Sentinel Nate 1,149 1 Reconnoiter Del Griffith 1 On foot ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me somebody close to you die? you seem very reflective. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me start leaving out all kinds of shit then have fun with it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ST:TNG Dude they were warning you for 20 years that in the future it'd be all flat screens and no physical buttons. Why did you ignore Gene Roddenberry? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bet you were using one of those computer things. real people use ipads. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah he's getting unhinged. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I met this hot chick She does importing for a living. We talked about bulldhit enviro laws the silent rise of the dragon and the delicate balance of Taiwan. Even the popularity of Ron Paul and whatnot. She even bought my tab: Oh but she is married. Sorry Charles I groped your wife and she liked it. I've got her number but now... I'm just the other guy. The one to discuss red china I guess. What the fuck is with women...... I'm talking in rl Like I've held her boobs in by hands... Not some quest..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fucking iPhone munged what I typed But you get the idea. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus Dont tell me you like Billy joel ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she only mentioned that after.... not in a "OMG I'M MARRIED" but more of a "oh by the way..." And hell I'm not going there again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me after... lol she did like grab my hand to her boobs..... but it was dark she had a ring I just never noticed it. The whole thing was confusing. And hell I've had enough married women trouble for a lifetime. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we talked about trade inbalances tariffs and Chinese manufacturing. Lord only knows how that turns someone on, but I guess it takes all types. Or maybe she isn't exposed to people that have a slight clue. I donno. But I'm just feeling happy that at least I avoided another 'psycho' ... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you think it was him @ first? I guess that's odd in that something you'd think is unique turns out not to be..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hopefully he doesn't show people and get them to test it on you for the lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess that'd be like an invitation for a 3 way or a hell of a good fight. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Wana git married? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ror I forgot he's not a chick. Must be the bender I'm on. Not quite rensest worthy ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Bow wow Chiquita ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Much better roi!!! ESP those who can find kostriker ! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Can we buy them to facilitate suicide? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are still exempt from providing health care to their slaves, right? LOL let them fucking eat apples, after all... apples keep doctors away!@@! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's back up! About fucking time. nothing like a surprise ip change. $ ping oggfrog.net PING oggfrog.net (63.141.241.116): 56 data bytes Request timeout for icmp_seq 0 64 bytes from 63.141.241.116: icmp_seq=0 ttl=47 time=1686.345 ms 64 bytes from 63.141.241.116: icmp_seq=1 ttl=47 time=1710.971 ms I sure hope your timings are better!!! I'll take it offline later on to backup and whatnot. MTV without Adam curry Is shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Windows ?? Only os/2 here! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Too bad I'm busy gettin drunk. It's a small German bar but I'll need some food to go. Give me an hour. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Holy shit I found an app and I cleared it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah I can't bring node 1 back Online but 3/4 will do ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Freedom of speech should be free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Legionaries disease at the mansion 'nuff said ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so dawkins wants to propagate the species while she clearly does not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lesbian overreacts to sexual advance film @ 11. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok ok I know I know it's down looks like they are migrating IP's? but the bad news is ... it's fucking DOWN HARD. Hello, your VPS has been migrated from VM1 to VM2. Below is the change in IP address; 208.94.241.230 > 63.141.241.116 .... but there is nothing there. And their portal is offline too. Looks like their move went bad. I have the install shit so it's not the end of the world if they really fuck up. What will suck ass is that i'll have to bigbang the fucker so it'll be a full on reset... :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good lord like next to nothing! don't forget it worked on dialup. Even with four nodes going 56k would be enough. I guess the larger lesson is that 'discount vps' shit just sucks. But I didn't want to invest a bunch, nor did I want to use another VPS that I do have shit loaded onto.... But it looks like that is all going to change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I probably will originally it started as something for 1.5GBP (2.50 USD) but ... going cheap has ended up being a clusterfuck. I figured we could ride it out to the end of the month............... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds all good to me. also how long to let the thing run? a month? a week? I know some of these games drag on FOREVER, but really in the short attention span world we live in............. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Beats me I hit bigbang & z... Details are for nerds ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well I can finally submit a helpdesk ticket yippie!..... Still no ETA. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cheap crack you mean should have stuck with cocaine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while you are out slumming around is there some nice clean ascii versions of your dozens of essays for humanity? I'm trying to collect them for my BBS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me six months I think I may spend a few hundred @ the bar. oh and some small bonus for staying on for the end of the 'transition'. Also she's been calling me like crazy what a mistake etc etc... groan. I guess I'll take her back, it's easier to be unemployed with people to sponge off of.... yeah ain't that a kick in the head? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I should charge $1 for every time someone crashes tradewars. Then use that money to hire a super debugger to fix it............. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no prob, cleared the error fucking turbo pascal POS keeps locking. Oh well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah c0ckskin pointed out some program extern that needs to shuffle shit around. oops. looks like it's more lively. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought that is what hulu was all about? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good news! seems I'll be losing my job. so how does this unemployment work exactly? maybe we can race between your cancer and my life. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they do. it's the new owners. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep. it's the way it is. company X is doing well, then company Y wants to do what X does (for no apparent reason we've past the saturation point) so they pay 3x what X is worth, then they fire the sales people, the accountants, and now the systems people. I guess the programmers are next so they'll have paid a fortune for our product, which they think they can sell more of. In a field they don't do. It makes less then no sense. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let me see what they offer tomorrow vs the happy fun slander corner. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit. I'd rather re-write tradewars so I can cheat like a motherfucker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I find out tomorrow I hear one guy got 3 months, another got 6. And another got jack shit. So there is a good spread in there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me quitting is for losers and nobody likes a loser. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Microsoft Word 2.0 really they used it to typeset books, so why the fuck not? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-harassment_policy_resources talk about taking themselves too seriously! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so she's a lesbian then. Jesus when some strange chick wants to fuck me, I don't cry on my blog about it for hours on end and make a video or 30. Good lord this chick needs a reality check. Or she needs the "Fen"al solution. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1FP scoop chose us. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me free advice on courts The first thing you have to remember is that most people hate their jobs. They only do them because of mortgages, and the hopes of buying an xbox360 that doesn't fucking short circuit in the first 90 days. They just want to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible. With that said, hire some representation. It shows the other people that just want to leave that you are deadly serious about the whole thing. They'll respect that. There are really two key things to remember: shut the fuck up *check with your lawyer if/how to respond. *keep answers to yes/no. Remember the lawyer you hire, it's *their profession. While you are just an incompetent boob. Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion your feelings, and sure as fuck are not interested in your hobbies. The less said the better. In a court room you are providing testimony against yourself. Why give them anything to go on? Esp if you get some prosecution dick that is trying to make a name for himself. Watch C-SPAN, any congressional hearing, and watch how people can evade questioning by restating the question, and prepositioning "I'm not sure if I understand" ... so that way they can fall back on that. But be careful as it'll PISS PEOPLE THE FUCK OFF.. I'd only use this on the stand. It's ok to sound like a retard, saying you don't understand why you are here etc, but don't go on for 10 minutes about the injustice of whatever law. Remember THEY WANT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE TOO. Nobody likes their fucking job. So don't piss them off, keep things simple, and remember the nail that sticks out gets mother fucking hammered. Oh and don't feel bad about the $5,000 to put a lawyer on retainer, I mean hell just watch the 'fantastic' job done by the public defender, and you'll figure out pretty quickly the real 'law' in America. The rules only benefit those with money. possession! I wasn't using state approved narcotics. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did it years ago and it's over. besides have you learned nothing? SHUT THE FUCK UP. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't forget civil lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LJ strikes back? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LJ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me virgin aurora? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how is this left right puppet theater working for you? Also don't you think it's funny that he's added a 3rd illegal war? Oh I'm sorry "Kinetic military action". Stockholm syndrome is so funny in America. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's even better. the US $ is a reserve currency. if we default, we take EVERYONE with us, as EVERYONES holdings become worthless! burn baby burn! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol @ EU member states hold US dollars (worthless) and US treasuries (worthless). Not to mention pensioners. Best case I see is they raise it, but moodys lowers the ratings so we pay more. Like any other good 3rd world nation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can give you five reasons. kuro$5in. Also nothing posted here is relevant to them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I cleaned up a PC from someone that blew fucking smoke INTO the poor thing. After years the tar comes out of the solution and gets everywhere. The shit was incredibly nasty. I was being nice to someone on a forum, as I was traveling I was going to stop by, drop in 512MB of ram and up it to Windows XP. Good lord I should have just tossed that machine and given up on the whole idea. But 5 cans of air later, along with a tonne of solovent and it was clean. Then I moved the thing out of their path... I wonder if it's still running....? Oh these poor redneck fucks were on DIALUP. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what on earth could you do with xenix 286? Xenix 386 is BARELY usable but really not all that great with it's 500MB disk & 16MB of ram limitations.... It'd be cool to get some POS software or something but I just dd'd the disk images and put the box out of sight. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is idiot Boehner a John? I love hookers as much as the next guy, but apparently this idiot Boehner (boner?) just can't keep his wiener to himself! Just how much will the government have to spend to institutionalize him to keep him away from street walkers? It's bad enough we've spent what? 60+k for Warp Life, and the fucker will never ship. burn babylon burn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny I don't recall Che dressing up like a police officer and executing kids. source? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he shot what? 3? whoopie. Everyone knows after a revolution, there comes the purge. By those numbers then W is a billion times worse, not to mention Obama with his 'kinetic military actions' and the continuing wars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME? END. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me While you were away... Duke Nukem Forever shipped. I am absolutely serious. I think you can see where I am going from here. Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status --------------------------------------- T C0ckskin 19,320 6 Alive T LilDebbie 19,277 6 Alive T Nate 7,341 5 Dead M Krkrbt 3,344 4 Dead D Del Griffith 324 1 Alive D Tiber 42 1 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/26/23 08:37:31 AM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Sergeant Major 2 Nate Merchant Freighter 2 1st Sergeant Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 1st Sergeant Lildebbie Corporate FlagShip 4 Gunnery Sergeant Krkrbt Merchant Cruiser 5 Gunnery Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 6 Corporal Del Griffith Scout Marauder 7 Lance Corporal Frawg Merchant Cruiser 8 Lance Corporal Av # Ship Destroyed # 9 Civilian Ghostoftiber Merchant Cruiser ???? Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings ?? Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 250 C ThrustMaster Nate 186 ?1 C Reconnoiter Del Griffith 1 On foot all he ever wanted was free music. if only there was a player for that freeformatted music format. One that could manage playlists, and rip a CD. Just imagine a world full of peace because of a free music player. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm waiting for the duclina icon editor, packager, and more importantly STORE to place his wares onto. Imagine a cross platform vendor neutral store for his apps available on MacOS 6 to BeOS! Perhaps he could code everything in m68000 asm, and port a CPU emulator to each platform and begin a new era of M680000's? Imagine. Besides I find it hard to believe he's still going on about life 3 months later, no ignorant motherfuckers, and no new quest to save humanity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's got a fear of shipping let it stay in beta for another 20 years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's been a year ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we all know oggfroglife won't ship it's ok. really it's ok. NXObject and friend have been around since 1988. Jobs told EVERYONE to get onboard with it in 1988, and again in 2001. It's 2011 I don't know why you think you can hide from all of this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me needs a seal pup or 30. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me LOL WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? LOL_WHUT? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's because of the cats. Jesus I'm going to keep my furrball away from this freaky freak. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so what do you suggest? invite husi? Maybe have a special alcohol & addiction special? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if the great debugger weren't still in lockup I'm sure he'd tell you. I'm sure there is a connection to nuclear research, crisp $100 bills and a gay love story that spans decades. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he hasn't demanded oggfrog.net there isn't any new ignorant motherfuckers (after 3 months?!) no essay to save humanity that he's been squirreling away? and no website changes. I'm thinking no at this point. Besides did he send you any updated oggfrog/life ? He's still in lockup. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds odd something must be up. I doubt it's interesting but it'll be... worth a few thousand words ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me scores at the moment So I got me this new video card and now I can play shit again. Unfortunatly it seems going from nvidia to ATI just causes general grief all over the place. Some shitty games (homefront) even throw pure virtual exceptions. Haven't we learned that C++ doesn't save anyone from anything, nor make anything easy? Fucking OO idiots. I also know that TradeWars & it's ultra TuroPascallishness fucking crashed. When it throws a SYS1371 exception nobody can do anything. OH well numbers below the fold. Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/25/23 04:55:10 AM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Sergeant Major 2 Nate Merchant Freighter 2 1st Sergeant ** Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 Gunnery Sergeant ** Lildebbie Corporate FlagShip 4 Gunnery Sergeant ** Krkrbt Merchant Cruiser 5 Staff Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 6 Corporal ** Del Griffith # Ship Destroyed # 7 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 8 Lance Corporal ** Av # Ship Destroyed # 9 Civilian ** Ghostoftiber Merchant Cruiser I fucking give up! (well maybe for now I donno...) Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 12,081 6 Alive T C0ckskin 3,603 5 Dead T Nate 2,997 4 Alive M Krkrbt 1,780 4 Dead D Del Griffith 324 1 Alive D Tiber 42 1 Dead Stay in a hotel Tibey!!!! ???? Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings &#1778;?? Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship F Gay Channel 106 C ThrustMaster Nate 75 ?1 ThrustMaster Del Griffith 1 ThrustMaster yeah ... I really only should logon when I think I won't be interrupted and left somewhere to die. :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god we never dealt with dialtones, long distance, shitty modems, and boards with 1 node. . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the prompt tells you localtime. ? Main ? 9:06:07 [1] Main [3] Debate: = I followed this for TW2002... http://ftp.synchro.net/howto:door:tw2002 Is there something else I'm missing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Thanks for tying it all together ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Enjoying my day of communist multiculturalism. But of course how could anyone let this gem slip them by: "the (sic) staff agreed that I did not need to be there." tradewars crashed. funny when it throws an exception the whole thing stops responding...... I never noticed tradewars was such a buggy piece of shit, but it seems that is a given. Oh well it's back up now. I may go ahead and move ogg frog to a physical computer so I can see it crash from here, and reset it quicker...... God dammit, where is the super debugger when you need him????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me avoid sony I've got this core i7 thing and it fucking SUCKS. constantly overheating and it drains the battery while plugged in. Oh and that is with a load of 0!!!!! fuck sony. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well a free laptop is a free laptop I thought I'd give it more benefit then doubt but.. it's crap. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i FIGURE THIS sony will probably do the job, by combusting my house. They claimed to RMA the fucking thing but .... it's still a POS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think it was him wearing a police uniform and getting people to come to him for 'help'... kind of 'mars attacks' I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well he sure did help a lot of people that day go from living to dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I was playing fallout 3 I got my AMD running again... I think I've got too many hard disks for the poor 550watt supply. Anyways I just started the game from scratch and while going through the birthday bullshit, I found that the Vault 101PA actually works! I don't recall ever hearing anything on it, is it some super late bug fix? Anyways it's just full of vaulttech / robco ads and other shit, plus some jazz. I thought it'd be full of speed metal, since it wouldn't be using records. meh I guess we'll hear how fucking great she was till the end of time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they should memorialize it it's clearly suicide worthy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me load OS/2 into your machine it's worked fine for me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me im sure there is a telnet app for the iXXXXX ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't worry he can't afford them on the outside, so it'll only be a matter of time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus juice on the mind? since when did you drink anyways? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he isn't self radicalized there... something else happened. I bet there is a girl involved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cultured people are terrorists. it's a fact! If enough people ignore their precious culture, they go all fcuking ape. I mean, even Canada has the FLQ. Yeah. Canadian terrorists. blowing shit up, strangling people (close & personal!) and decapitating statues. Since Canada has "Cultural terrorists" what hope does the rest of the world have? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do they whine about the spelling on signs and shitty movies nobody will watch? Otherwise hunting, killing is all good & fun but barricades? why so defensive? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/2807288-16x9-940x529.jpg Old man scores porn & a broad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me End of Friday So after all the fighting I got the VPS upped and removed all the burstable bullshit. I think next month I'll just load the BBS onto a physical machine and either NAT it to the internet or provide a direct connection. Probably a VPN though. anyways the VM has gone from 8MB to 64MB (the OS/2 side) so I hope things run a fucktonne faster. Anyways enough of that shit. Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 7,317 5 Alive T C0ckskin 3,390 4 Alive T Nate 1,255 4 Alive M Krkrbt 1,053 4 Dead D Del Griffith 129 1 Alive Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/23/23 12:47:46 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Sergeant Major 2 Nate Merchant Freighter 2 Gunnery Sergeant ** Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 Gunnery Sergeant ** Lildebbie Corporate FlagShip 4 Gunnery Sergeant ** Krkrbt Merchant Cruiser 5 Staff Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 6 Sergeant ** Del Griffith Scout Marauder 7 Corporal ** Av Merchant Cruiser 8 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser ???? Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings &#1778;?? Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship Nate 17 ThrustMaster F Gay Channel 9 ThrustMaster Del Griffith 2 ThrustMaster I've also got blackjack & poker lol. But that'd take coordination. Does anyone even play? did he make parole or something? say it ain't so! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sweet monkey jesus! hook the brother up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E07Bu9pdgM&feature=player_embedded What the fuck did he use? It doesn't look like your average 'times square' bullshit... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn that shit is powerful! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Back online No matter how hard they try they can't keep the frog down!!! Expect more downtime when I move it. Ironically it would seem that MDC got sprung as well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me links: http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/7/22/225516/513/10#10 http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/5/31/91827/6817/23#23 It sounds like him, in one of those manic moments though. I wonder if they kept him hopped up on speed the whole 6 months? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and now add this 2600 word masterpeice http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2011/7/23/11451/4679 The juice is loose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck you We have tradewars! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus do you bug rusty about cancel bugs? wait, nevermind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I got it from YOU. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dammit!!!!!!! I'll try from the lounge ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mix in some lame fucking VPS Im going to see if I can get my data out and just move the fucking thing. fuck these amateurs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me motherfucker. Unfortunatly we made the decision to suspend your server due to burstable memory violations, as stated in the previous email. Since we recieved no response from you and noticed you are still abusing burstable memory we had no other choice. And I was keeping it under their precious limit. fuuuuck. I guess this is the less on 1.5gbp a month for shite. I'm going to see what I can do but I have to board a flight 6 minutes ago. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me plane is late so I'm still working it through with them. looks like I'll be moving VPS's real soooooon! "burstable" memory is such a scam, as lots of programs will adjust big buffers given the chance. It's insane. Oh well bottom line is after this 'month' it'll be freaking over for them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me like WTF I've still got a trick or 30 up my sleeve so all being well I'll put an end to this BS real soon now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What about the 20 others? Maybe we could have a heavens gate styled meetup? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me They are working on it. I played them from the plane but I think they only recently gotmy email. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You aren't too old Otherwise you would have phoned the cops. But srsly what is up with the kids, gramps???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Happy Friday. dammit. Jesus the wifi in this hotel is slower then FUUUUUCK. They seem to throttle telnet for some reason. Anyways I'm not going to bitch that much. surprisingly. But the 'good' news is that I've added another game. Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status --------------------------------------- T LilDebbie 4,296 5 Alive T C0ckskin 2,221 4 Alive M Krkrbt 1,170 4 Alive T Nate 883 3 Alive D Del Griffith 129 1 Alive Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/22/23 01:14:19 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 1st Sergeant 2 Nate Merchant Freighter 2 Gunnery Sergeant .. Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 Gunnery Sergeant .. Krkrbt Merchant Cruiser 4 Gunnery Sergeant .. Lildebbie Corporate FlagShip 5 Staff Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 6 Sergeant .. Del Griffith Scout Marauder 7 Corporal .. Av Merchant Cruiser 8 Lance Corporal .. Frawg Merchant Cruiser Planets: The Exploration Of Space V2.00 Rankings Trader Name Experience Cartel Status Ship Nate 9 ThrustMaster F Gay Channel 9 ThrustMaster Del Griffith 2 ThrustMaster I'm even more fucking lost at TEOS. Damn Maybe it's just it being a cheap shit VPS. I may move it, as oggfrog seems mildly popular. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weird things afoot Get this shit, in the middle of setting up TEOS I get an email from a chick in NYC. out of the fucking blue, haven't seen her in FOUR fucking years. slow news day is slow. It's also hotter then fuck here. In other news the sun will set in 7 hours. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not the lesbian. But they all loved to fuck. Too much confusion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuck me. things are going shitty at work. we've been bought. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm expecting some real rocky roads ahead... I guess the fun couldn't last forever. :( meanwhile... Synchronet BBS for OS/2 Version 2.30 Developed 1990-1997 by Rob Swindell Connection established at 57600bps on 07/21/11 at 11:18 pm Sysop welcomes you to Horsecockadia (Node 1) Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status --------------------------------------- T LilDebbie 3,277 4 Alive T C0ckskin 1,611 4 Dead M Krkrbt 745 3 Alive T Nate 560 3 Dead D Del Griffith 65 1 Dead fuuuuck. Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/21/23 11:15:06 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 1st Sergeant 2 Nate Corporate FlagShip 2 Gunnery Sergeant Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 Gunnery Sergeant Krkrbt Merchant Cruiser 4 Staff Sergeant Lildebbie Corporate FlagShip 5 Staff Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 6 Sergeant Del Griffith Scout Marauder 7 Corporal Av Merchant Cruiser 8 Lance Corporal Frawg Merchant Cruiser WTF? ---------- Trade Wars 2002 ver 3.09 ---------- -- 07/21/23 -- 03:47:21 AM -- Nate DESTROYED Del Griffith's Merchant Cruiser! -- 07/21/23 -- 03:49:26 AM -- Nate DESTROYED Del Griffith's * Escape Pod *! "The Dark Side has finally taken you, Nate", a ghostly voice says. -- 07/21/23 -- 03:54:14 AM -- Nate created a Trading Corp under the name of NateCorp. God dammit!!! At least OS/2 is working out fine. :&pipe; Oh any other door games requests. KNK is.. like dead. it seems that the 'demo' version out there has expired.... it works 'local' but otherwise I just get "time has expired!" and that's the end of that. Sorry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure..... lol I'll see what I can do.... It seems lots of this crap is out there floating around so I may as well make Horsecockadia more relevant to aging trolls.... Since it's not a warez thing at least space shouldn't be any issues at all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've only played it against myself and it just got boring quick... it's certainly more 'interesting' with other people although there is obviously a lot more to it then I know.... I guess the trick is to save up to stay at the inn and don't get killed? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me instructions? I just hit ? a lot .... in between fighting small children and old women in the forest and running back to get healed.... Although the ansi 'graphics?' are quite nice. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me syncterm you'll be SO glad you have it.... it's a little hokey but it's a great/free ANSI term emulator... It's SDL based so it runs on l00nix, OSX and Winders.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dont' forget to check your line length I'm too busy downloading doors and testing them here before I upload them there.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me syncterm does X/Y/Z modem. ! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll certainly look into it! it can't be that hard to add right?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DONE added and everything. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh...? Also someone fucking crashed tradewars (nate?) anyways OS/2 seems to throw up an error and just give up until some monkey (me) hits OK. Is NTVDM just as fucking retarded...? I may have to see about some way to ignore OS/2 errors... I didn't think the MS-DOS shit was this unstable. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so it's got less features people liked and more they dont like. reminds me of that last linux disaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me His antics will be missed. as will he. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think I was 11? some late night Italian soft core porno they showed on TV.... Lord only knows what they show now on late night tv. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Dammit debs!!! well I guess it was going to happen. I snuck off for 20 min to fucking LORD, I fire up my VPN login, kill some fucking slugs or some shit, and then get called to some bullshit meeting that led to other meetings.......... Anyways, that's my lame story and I'm sticking to it. Beneath the fold... the current winnars: Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T LilDebbie 1,663 4 Alive T C0ckskin 1,052 3 Alive M Krkrbt 535 2 Dead T Nate 299 2 Dead D Del Griffith 18 1 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/20/23 01:26:39 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 1st Sergeant ** Nate Merchant Cruiser 2 Gunnery Sergeant ** Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 Staff Sergeant ** Krkrbt Merchant Cruiser 4 Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 5 Sergeant ** Lildebbie Corporate FlagShip 6 Corporal ** Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser 7 Corporal ** Av Merchant Cruiser 8 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser Damn Debs is getting all fucking serious @ this shit. Someone's gotta shut him down! Cockskin? a bright future that somehow involves turbo pascal games, OS/2 and nerds. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me future's so bright gotta wear shades. Or it's more of a blade runner future.... You know darkness, rain, cigarettes, and psychotic women trying to kill you.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure it's not all rainbows & cup cakes but you gotta find some pleasure in the little things (suntory) or it'll drag you way too down. And hell Winter hasn't even begun .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me If it matters... I found the full screen editor thing, syncedit really ONLY works if your screen lines is set to 24. If you have 25, like putty let it auto configure then... it'll fuck up badly..... From the main menu it's D efaults, then L ines... I went through and 'fixed' anyone that had 25... of course if it fucked shit up this is what you'll want to change it to 25... I didn't want to go around logging in as you guys because A that fucking sucks, and B there is 20 users with 4 that didn't complete registration... And I'm not going to log on 20+ times. I'm sorry when you register you have to send some bullshit 'please validate me' email but everyone gets level 50 which ought to let you call and use the system so it's pretty much on autopilot (like k5).... For newbies that are stuck just use the 'built in editor' it's about as intuitive as edlin. Hurl some insults, then type in /s on a new line, and all will be good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me For what it's worth... It thinks it's living in Japan or China... the current time is 22:19 while it's 9:19 in EST5EDT .... So tomorrow is only a few more hours away. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone needs to fix that although I see he's like all incorporated too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just watched it on the 10pm news on BBC. after 10 minutes of that shit I had to turn it off, really news of the fucking world, and really all rupert murdock all the time?????????????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Scores from the road Sorry for the delay work is... hell. Oh well I guess that is the price... Anyways below the fold the scores! Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T C0ckskin 810 3 Alive T LilDebbie 613 2 Alive M Krkrbt 163 1 Dead T Nate 113 1 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/19/23 01:35:25 PM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Gunnery Sergeant ** Nate Merchant Cruiser 2 Gunnery Sergeant ** Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 Sergeant 1 rusty Merchant Cruiser 4 Sergeant ** Krkrbt Merchant Cruiser 5 Corporal ** Lildebbie Merchant Cruiser 6 Corporal ** Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser 7 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 8 Private 1st Class ** Av Merchant Cruiser damn. I'm stuck working. I gotta get back in there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2005 good days. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me On the road again So you know what that means. Early fucking mornings, long train rides being molested by strangers and of course.. Drunk at terminal 8 with happy the happy bartender. He is still pushing $4 jack dannel shots with everything, thank the gods. Flying sucks Amen But I think I got me an angle... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the angle worked! fun times for sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear that Palin chick did some movie Apparently it's like Leonard part 6. Only seen by a hand full of people and I'm sure they'll try to destroy all copies to pretend it never happened. Oh well. it must suck being named after a broom though. no wonder she's a slut. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i thought congress can make no law no wait fuck it, they've pretty much overstepped every single boundary so why stop? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 100k and you're fucking plastic? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Meh she was real Not unlike your PVC girl ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sundays Scores Sorry for anyone attached it was just 'needing' to run some daily maintenance bullshit. I guess I'll have to tweak the timing on this thing, it thinks it is in GMT while it's in fucking Kansas or some shit. Anyways the scores are below. damn. Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T C0ckskin 119 1 Alive T LilDebbie 81 1 Alive T Nate 60 1 Alive M Krkrbt 15 1 Dead Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/18/23 05:27:41 AM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Sergeant ** Nate Merchant Cruiser 2 Sergeant ** Cockskin Horsesuit Merchant Cruiser 3 Corporal ** Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser 4 Lance Corporal ** Lildebbie Merchant Cruiser 5 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser the answer is probably here: http://tradewars.fament.com/Cruncher/TWBible.txt but I'm too assed to google it now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He died for your sins In your race to suicide, did you ever once think to ask the question what will happen to my legacy? this is apparently what will happen. And they didn't even notice that he's dead. Some 'collaboration'. fuckers. Maybe now is the time to load up some application with all your email contacts so you can email them when you die. Like hey, fucker remember that song we made? well now I'm fucking dead, so fuck you! I hear dead man switches are all the rage. Esp among the rapture crowd. ATDT5575445085 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what was the first hint? you both dated the same woman? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The plant of life It's protoculture our military seeks to enslave and control. But the invid plant of life will not be dominated. Just wait until the power of protoculture is revealed. It lives to germinate and throughout that it shows mortals the path to godhood. No wonder others seek to control and dominate it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kinetic miltary action == peace war is truly peace now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Day one of being single Slept in till 9am. Went back to sleep. Listened to the barber of sevil at High volume. Ordered in an Italian hero with bannapeppers and beer for brunch. Enjoying 2l of kostriker + wurst for dinner. Fucking life is great. No women to bitch @ me. One pida fiddy Providing lolz of a madman seems ok by me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The bitch likes noone But ueraelf ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And I know just the place Much better the boatmeal cookies ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Saturday scores $ telnet www.oggfrog.net Trying 208.94.241.230... Connected to oggfrog.net. Escape character is '^]'. Synchronet BBS for OS/2 Version 2.30 __ Synchronet BBS for OS/2 Version 2.30 Developed 1990-1997 by Rob Swindell Connection established at 57600bps on 07/17/11 at 05:43 am Sysop welcomes you to Home (Node 1) Legend Of The Red Dragon 3.53 - Player Rankings Name Experience Level Mastered Status -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- T C0ckskin 76 1 Alive M Krkrbt 16 1 Alive Trade Wars 2002 Trader Rankings : 07/17/23 05:44:14 AM # Rank Title Corp Trader Name Ship Type --- --------------------- -- ------------------------------ ------------------ 1 Lance Corporal ** Frawg Merchant Cruiser 2 Lance Corporal ** Del Griffith Merchant Cruiser 3 Civilian ** Nate Merchant Cruiser [ I thought it was always sector 1.... Anyways I ran the big bang with the defaults. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Let me see... I just 'big banged' it with defaults, as I didn't know how ... "involved" it'd get. So re-running the big bang (but not doing it) the defaults are like this: [A] Universe size in Sectors : 1000 [B] Maximum possible Course Length : 45 [C] Maximum possible Starports : 400 40% Port Density [D] Initial Starports to Build : 380 95% Built Port Density [E] Maximum possible Planets : 200 20% Planet Density [F] Two-Way Warps : 500 50% Two-way Warp Density [G] One-Way Warps : 30 3% One-way Warp Density [H] Maximum possible Players : 200 [I] Maximum possible Ships : 800 [J] Enable Gold Edition : No [K] Bubbles : N/A [Z] Begin Universe Creation And the status is this... Age of game : 2 days Delete inactives after : 30 days Game type : Open Password Entry : No Turns per day : 250 Steal from BUY port : Yes Initial fighters : 30 Clear Busts Every : 7 Days Initial credits : 300 Last Bust Clear : 2 Days Ago Initial holds : 20 Multiple Photon firing : No Sectors in game : 1000 Display StarDock : Yes Players in game : 5 of max 200 Ship delay factor : Third Ships in game : 5 of max 800 Local display on : Yes Ports in game : 380 of max 400 Maximum Commands/Cycle : 4 Planets in game : 7 of max 200 Tournament Mode : Off I'm pretty sure you get 100% of your turns back around midnight EST but I'm pretty sure you also get partial turns back as the day goes on. I suppose we could always talk of another way to re-configure it later.. or run a second game in parallel?? I'm just surprised there is more then 2 players... esp LORD I need to jump into that some time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I always knew redhat was up to no good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OpenBSD, no long relevant. Subscription Payment Failed The payment for your subscription to Donation membership failed because you do not currently have a back-up funding source for your instant transfer payment.OpenBSD has been notified of this failed payment. We will try to make payment again on Jul 19, 2011. To correct this problem, you must update your funding source to be an eCheck or a credit card. Please change the funding source for this Subscription by clicking this link and following the steps below: https:/www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin?cmd=_subscr-find&alias=paypal@openbsd.org Click the link above to go to log in and go to your Subscription Details. Under 'Subscription Funding Source' choose a credit card or eCheck funding source from one of the drop-downs. If there are no other funding sources available, add a new credit card: Click on the 'Profile' subtab Choose the 'Credit Cards' link from the Financial Information column Click 'Add' Follow the on-screen instructions to add a new credit card to your PayPal account After adding a new credit card, follow steps 1 and 2 above to change your subscription funding source. ----------------------------------- Subscription Details ----------------------------------- Amount: $50.00 USD Date of payment failure: Jul 16, 2011 Date of next payment attempt: Jul 19, 2011 Subscription Name: Donation membership Because of all the fraud in America my bank has been sending me new plastic every month. I haven't bothered updating paypal, and after this little ditty on the other site, should I even bother? Open/Net/Free are pretty much dead. Sure there is XNU, but nobody thinks twice about giving AAPL money to improve the thing. Or how junkies have no issues queuing up for days prior to a new product launch (hard to think they got rid of that for Lion... I thought the lines and impromptu parties were a 'good thing', I mean HELL you don't see Windows fans doing that since the launch of Windows 95, and you sure as fuck don't see Black Berry (RIM JOB) fans doing likewise). Granted, professionally I probably have over 50 OpenBSD firewalls but considering they constantly keep on changing the way pf works, maybe it's time to move to something like Linux? SO I'll ask you, k5 should I continue to fund the underdog? how much space? I have my 1.50 server................ That is IF you want to be a part of oggfrog.net. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Do you hear that? It's the sound of inevitability. Looks like you don't have to choose suicide anymore, rather it has chosen you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me say hi to kitten for us you two will make a lovely pair. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Thank god that Fabian socialism hasn't got it's hooks into all of western civ. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i could have lived if it wasn't for seeing him in the bathtub surrounded by burgers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus! Besides the obvious egil dupes and the not so obvious Is that all that remains? It would seem that the need for suicide is under stated. Busy gettin hammered The bitch left, I'm free! Celebrating freedom like 1776 along with delium Tremmors on the UES. I travel to another boring destination soon for work. Christ I'd rather party in the city. Maybe the tags were right, women don't seem with the fight. But the day is young. Oh and I'll PTKFGS On tw2002... I'll probably lose horsecockadia but I don't care ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My battery is at 28% AndI just got and an atheiest ejected from the bar. Oh great k5 how is that for Trolling ???? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Like there are others here, Sugar tits. I guess this is payback for all the +1 fp to destroy k5 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In ur Dreams ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like pie Hello. How you make friend? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lawn? village? town? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1.50 + a domain spent. oggfrog lives again! Anyways for the 2 or 3 that care, tradewars is all loaded up. You can use that flash term thing, or even just telnet to 208.94.241.230. For fuck's sake don't use any password you care about. And for the hell of it, start your own. Also it was way more effort then it was worth. But I did score a Crawford domain, although not the main oggfrog.com :( Yeah I saw that I cleared the crash it's ok now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh my god. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you saw the southpark one? Not that it matters ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you seen the one where the religious nutjobs pray that god stop a bar from opening, so lightening strikes and burns it down. So the bar owner sues the nutjobs saying that they are responsible for his bars destruction. So naturally in the court, the religious people don't believe in god & intervention while the evil bar guys does. It's only convenient when it suits them, but otherwise they'd be forced to confront all the other injustices our society goes along with, instead of praying and doing nothing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus you are like zippy but real? I'm reporting for duty as a modern person. I want to do the Latin Hustle now! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ask k5 Is 1.50 a month too much for a VPS? Can you actually get one cheaper? You know, for the ignorant motherfuckers. 2.4194 USD I should be able to run Qemu & redirect TCP 23 in the thing though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Well from what I recall tradewars ran on 16Mhz 386's ok so I figure it'll be fine. I was thinking Qemu to run MS-DOS but it's gotta be WAY faster then bochs. Or maybe spend a long ass time fucking about with that dosbox that can apparently run doors, but that sounds like a lot of work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there was some fossil thing a while back... that'd hook into a NIC it was slightly popular before everyone ported BBS stuff to Windows. Too bad Windows VPS's cost a god damned fortune. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I may try dosbox The 'trick' is picking something that can multitask it right. I think even Windows/386 can handle it. DOSBox does good modem emulation so I may go with that then depending on vmodem on OS/2. I just liked OS/2 ability to run MS-DOS stuff without too much fuckatude, but DOSBox emulates real fifo modems so .... most things will work instead of relying on FOSIL. Tradewars works with either com ports or FOSSIL. Right now I've got it rigged with fossil. so far it seems there has been one crash, which OS/2 captured, no big deal but it expected me to sit there and hit 'ok'. Maybe I'll just break down and use the version 3 of synchronet for Windows NT, and launch the doors out that way. Version 3 supports telnet native so I don't even have to fuck around with modems. And I actually have a legit copy of Wildcat I may do that as well I donno. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Is there an offline site with... all the great MDC writings? The whole trade wars thing has me wondering about putting all that shit somewhere. You know for all his linkwhoring lots of his shit isn't in there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me something like this http://wayback.archive.org/web/ but with discs. You know fucking OFFLINE. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me now we're talking! something to lock away to warn future generations about. I was hoping someone would have discs or some shit, lest I have to make my own fucking master & get a few thousand pressed in jewel cases and hand them out. You know for humanity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the bigger question is who will register deuchland and accept? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks for the podcast sounds interesting.. although nice that it's going to warn you it's going to be some 5 hours long! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ceasefire committee???? Jesus I thought the whole idea of being in a militia was to slash red tape, pick up a gun and start shooting ignorant motherfuckers. I bet they have their own DMV, processes papers, process engineers, and stamp division. I hope they all die in an engineering effort. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me g plus ok so besides throwing people into circles of hell what is it good for? where is farm ville? how do I connect my OS/2 bbs to it, so I can track the tradewars scores? pretty much All I hear facebook is good for is getting laid by some chick that you had the hots for way back when. Oh and divorce. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me friend everyone then use trane's AI to keep track of who is who, and have it make small talk then blamo you'll be getting nudie emails in no time, and you'll score! Oh wait, it was only just a dream. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I could tell you but I know you'd just crash the poor thing but there are plenty of them out there you know. And it's not that hard to setup. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You'd think so but I actually broke down and bought a copy a while back. The pisser is the fucker that sells it then fucking bans me from the games then the fucking forum for asking some question about turbo pascal & door programming. Fucker. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe I have a better idea help me track down some ascii ogg frog magazine and as many MDC essays as you can and I'll throw it up on a VM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I ponied up the $2.50 so it'll be an island but what the heck. Let me get the thing setup and I'll announce it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 208.94.241.230 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I know what you are thinking "she" needs to do moar! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds too CCIE Do you get points if you know how to use a BOB? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like the idea that I can create circles for the various levels of hell and throw people into them. I mean what's so bad about that? Otherwise, it's Orkut again. If the Brazilians get a hold of it, it'll be cool. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah http://www.orkut.com/Main#Home Hope your portugese is good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He's 75 give him a break. Besides he's given us RAND like Atlas Shrugged. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so.... you already hooked up, and got divorced and blamed it on google+? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Not until They have renfairs in g+ Powered by os/2 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it recommended Rusty as a friend. I declined. But since it's all about circles, maybe I'll make one called hell and throw him into it... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OH HAI RIDEN AMTRAK ENJOYIN YUR DIARY. WHERE IS THE POIGNANT ONE WITH THE FASCINATING CONCLUSION? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So I walks into this bah And this ficken drunk Mick whips out a cell phone and very publicly announces he wants to get into this rehab in 2 weeks. No shit then he tries to serenade some lesbians to no avail. As a final straw he says he knew Frankie Avalon. Oh and he built some pool in some club named "splash". No shit. He wasn't anywhere near that awesome Plus he's Irish! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And the lesbians names are: Karen & Sharon I shit you not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Congratz on teh google Lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dood get to the rehab! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think the part where one of the girls goes and buys flowers for the other, and they kiss pretty much sums it up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ignorant Motherfuckers holding softwareproblem.com ransom Oh man the superdebugger will be pissed. 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Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Zeroed So you can expand on this later. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me making everything a felony planned parenthood, womens 'lib' and welfare destroyed black families in america. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Robert Scott Mitchell CHEER THE FUCK UP! I AM NOT YOURS. YET YE CAN BE MINE STILL. http://slashdot.org/journal.pl?op=list&uid=110704 so it's the cancel bug striking back this could be abused to no end then. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me add some whiskey to the doritos & porn and you've found paradise ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me banned movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFuHGHfYwE I dont see what the big deal is, 20 minutes in, and there is ZERO fucking talking. It looks more like a Disney promo. Naturally the talking starts 22 fucking minutes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 33:15 workin hard in the furnaces, burning j00z.... lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not the software problem! MDC could have made it a far more effective killing machine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me get the HP one it's teh same price as an ipad, but clearly more inferior. And that is what HP is counting on, that thing selling somewhere between 0 and 1. Failing that, get some old Windows 3.1 'pen' computing devices, load up Win32s, and Netscape 3, and be amazed you can still talk to us on k5 via your amazing 'tablet' pen device. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's 235 right? I guess it doesn't matter it died in 1913. but happy whatever. It's not even a book: It's a page called the bill of rights. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why should it? I'm only interested in my rights, not others. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'm not on facebook not on myspace ,so why would I bother? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Actually I bought a ford philco at a garage sale it works too, but it's mostly a "conversation piece". ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Just do it! etc ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sad day today So I was going to play that 'homefront' game. Ok so I haven't upgraded in a while, but I figured it should at least 'run' right? Well it runs like a fucking slideshow. And even Fallout new vegas is a little choppy so I was going to see about a new video card, and some more RAM. Hell it's only got 4GB of ram, and I figure in this day & age it's way too little. So I pop the cover off (yes I turned it on) to get a peek at the motherboard cause I don't remember what the fuck it is, to see what kind of memory and video card I can get for it.. Armed with what I need serial number wise, I put the cover back on and... The mother fucker won't start. At all. It's acting like it's fucking DEAD. Fucking power-supply turns on and acts nice, all the disks spin up, but no video no beeps no fucking nothing. Jesus I hate these fucking threads but here is my "me too" thread on my pc is fucked, what should I do? So I'm thinking of just building a new one. Since I've got 5 disks in mine (raid5!) I was thinking something like this to start the whole thing out.. Yes the "Thermaltake Level 10 GT" case seems a bit crazy, but I like the idea of hotplug disks, and a case that's built to have plenty of room. I was also thinking this time going with some kind of liquid cooled CPU... Oh and 16GB of ram. Sounds insane? Also what would you recommend for video? I don't feel like spending more then $100 on a card as I'll probably replace some time in Winter.. thanks looks at least something worth basing the whole thing against. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have a low profile card.. but I thought along those lines too as I popped everything but the CPU off and reseated everything.... I donno I guess next I'll pull all power from the drives and see if I was sagging my PSU. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me For work I run VMWare with a full domain, 2008 server, exchange 2010, and who knows what else is the panic of the day... So yeah 16GB will be a nice thing from my 'work' machine that only has 8GB of RAM... I'd like to consolidate them a bit. It's getting insane here where the computers outnumber the humans 5:1 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh and thank for the link it's quite useful. Much better then just 'trusting' the poisoned google... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I never did get these OC people really if anything I'd UNDER clock it to run it longer... but I figure the way they say these liquid syncs work it'd keep things nice and cool in 'normal' operating ranges... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me amd is on the rise again doesn't it cycle from time to time? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So you've moved up from iPhones to mac mini's? wow, just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TL;DR whut? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i hear remington makes a nice 12 gauge one ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He's from ticketmaster I worked on a project with ticketmaster. Did you know that the core part of TicketMaster is on VAX hardware? Guess what OS? VMS? NO Unix? NO Mach? NO Some shit they wrote themselves? CHECK! The whole thing 'networked' via UDP only. They even made their own terminal software. This guy is the tip of the iceberg of crazy of Ticketmaster. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 64bit CPU's with GB of ram and a one bit PC speaker. Jesus, it's like Kings Quest, but without any talent. Someone should send him an adlib board.. I bet he's got ISA slots... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I never thought of him as zoidberg. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Guess who spent 20billion in air conditioning last year... Don't worry corporate socialism is going to kill amerika too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is there an english version available? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've played trivial pursuit drunk does that count? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus Egil how long can you keep this shit up? I know... wow, just wow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sorry, that message is no longer in the database. it must have been... good. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me DIAF or become an hero. which ever works out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is that even possible? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me behind a cop's mind So there I was minding my own business standing in line at the circle K, waiting to play for my giant 54oz super slurpie, behind this cop. It's a nice circle K too, owned by this guy from my Dad's village. So I can always count on a good 99% discount. So anyways the pig pays (ha! it must be ficiton, everyone knows in NYC cop just fucking take what they want) for their doughnut surpise, and as I slap down my nickle for my slurpie the cop turns around and says: I call it: choose your own I don't give a damn. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz just Zzzzzzzegal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure it was 'empty' but was it at least fun? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh FFS I should have figured it was fiction. dammit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and......... even worse with the real. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sitting on the toilet thinking of you, k5. god dammit I had to show more tourists around... The walking I don't mind, the inane questions aren't so bad, but god dammit there are just so fucking many of them!!! And we spent like 4 fucking HOURS in some shitty store on 44th. FOUR HOURS. I kept asking myself the same question over and over and over... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so is she hot? or what? I can't see you going on about the plight of humanity unless there is a vagina attached to the equation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Only if: they are enemies or outspoken against the house Saud. They are enemies or critical of the Bush family dynasty. Yeah then shit explodes all the fucking time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i bet the inside was 'wrecked' think more so insurance.. it doesn't need 50kg of tnt to process a claim. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me could have just been an idiot with a cigarette.... seat upholstery tends to combust surprisingly well... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they do make micro transmitters so you can pick it up on the radio. If you feel so inclined you can open it up and boost the power.... I think they cost $50? wtf dude, how much $$ is your sanity worth it. Oh well too late now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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With this announcement they are saying that they did not sell enough of the Roadster to make producing it profitable. If that is the case, it is only a matter of time until Tesla closes its doors. I thought their approach was the most likely to create a successful fully electric car. Although it is possible that the technology they have developed will allow the existing car companies to develop successful fully electric cars, it is a shame that Tesla has failed to become a successful car manufacturer." But you see the article continues...... At a starting price of about $58,000, the base model will have a driving range of 160 miles, Tesla said, but buyers will be able to pay more for versions with larger battery packs and longer driving ranges. The first ones sold will have an estimated driving range of 300 miles with a price tag closer to $80,000. Model S will be able to seat up seven people when equipped with an optional third row of rear-facing seats. Tesla hopes to be able to sell as many as 20,000 of the cars by 2013. Besides building its own cars, Tesla has a business partnership with Toyota Motor Co (TM) to produce a plug-in electric version of the RAV4 SUV and a deal with Daimler (DDAIF) to provide batteries for an electric version of the Smart ForTwo minicar. The Model S sedan will be built in a California factory that was once used jointly by Toyota and GM. So has the other site once more again fucked up a news story completely, or is it the end of the road for Tesla? Register Early for Warpstock 2011! I was blown away by the news... Register for Warpstock 2011 in Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina and save 10% until July 16. The Board of Directors is pleased to announce the availability of registration for this year's event, scheduled for October 14-16. Please follow the Warpstock 2011 link to the main event page. Additional details for the event will be forthcoming, so be sure to stop by often. 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My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pro bankster too pro torture, pro war, pro bailout, pro imperialisim, pro bigbusiness, pro malfia, pro egotisim... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so I sent my girl out shopping god dammit. what is the opposite of hot? At least she sucks cock like a vagrant desperate for $10. it's from teh dress room im @ work... so she's sending pix remotely. modern technology. I guess I shouldn't be so negative, but anyways what do you think of it? lolz. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this was before she bought it they do have places to try on clothes in the uk before you buy right? take it easy.. phew. Ok yeah the color is too barbie-ish, I think white would be bad as well along with red.. not sure about blue, gray(ghey) black? As the only person left here would would actually wear this kind of thing, I'd appreciate any input to steer her. she's not listening to me but if ... there is any magical insight... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Turquoise eh? good call on that, and yeah don't worry about it, hell I even pre trolled her on here so.. what the hell.. I doubt she'd even think about wearing it as outerwear, esp since that crazed model did that all the time and she thinks that is 'whoreish' but... sometimes you don't want to be with an angel.... anyways... Turquoise ... ! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You'd think with the magic of the internet it'd be possible, but ... it seems most 'good' lingerie isn't all that available on the internet... Victoria's Secret? please. Then again I wonder about ordering shit from .eu land? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all I see is this. it must be a downturn or something at the moment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TYVM! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hmmm.... she's pretty self conscious as it is, it'll probably send her into 'im so fat' overload.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one size smaller? ok I'll email. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was even less exciting then you can imagine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it sounds like work though and it's terribly humid so she'd end up looking like Tammy Bakker, on a bad day... Maybe in the Fall. Even with the AC blasting away it's still muggy like fuck. Oh well I think she's going to buy a shit load of bottoms and a bra & call it even for now. .... I donno if I'd bother posting pics of that though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's fucking hot in the city like 90F and over 100 in the country. christ. when will winter save us fatties? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe that brief spurt of life was people just loading up on dupes............. Oh well. I guess I'll have to delfina it myself. Maybe use a dogs head instead or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she's probably got the hots for him but what do I know besides wild speculation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't matter, he'd rather starcraft then drive the the holly hop.. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sadly she's more of an alex jones kind of fan. but isn't it everyones dream to get a double wide american? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was trying something 'different' and where were you like 8 hours ago? god damn it's taken forever to get a rise out of this place. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn. did he call her an ignorant motherfucker too? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me mark it zero ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's your fault im holding you 100% responsible for the fall. so fuck you! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe 10 years ago but the k$5wall killed any hope. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't drop your phone. that'd be gross. Then again the iPad is too big to flush. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hello wrong account. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some jackass died in a car wreck today word is he was a sloppy drunk driver. too bad for the passenger, but that's life. not thurler enough -1 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 185k? damn, talk about money making MACHINE. new.coke ? www.coke ? i.am.addicted.to.coke ..? I don't think it really is worth that kind of $$$$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought I posted something on it? anyways... it sucks. service packs can't fix it. I wonder if they just pushed that turd out to ONE brag they did it, and TWO push their own version of DN out? fuck the maps are. horrid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was something on this. I think you can see where I was going with this at the time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best way to handle spam.... TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT it's surprisingly effective. TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how about boobies? oh wait. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or two stacks of pancakes ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus christ you'll blow an o-ring! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cool in the park eh? maybe I'll go and watch the show... maybe I'll bring some OS/2 CD's with me to share the love. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Only a fool would take anything posted here: as fact. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Fuckers ate my patio furniture too But I'll poison the fucks so now I'm feeding them cheap shit popcorn so all their furry friends will partake of the later Arabic flavored stuff ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol wut? drug fueled crime...... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait, who are you again? shouldn't there be a guide or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stick with IE 5.5 stay vintage, like k5. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yippie for boston like you care or me for that matter. it's all more then a feeling. at least there isn't a dead kennedy to fuck it up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if he gave access to the db it could be done. Hell even a simple 'web service' to the db and it could be done. It could be done. but it wont. Instead this should serve as a warning to all those javascript, ruby, and other insane scripting languages what happens 15 years out. You get what is perl. And who the fuck wants that?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow just wow. no really, just wow. fuck you, motherfucker! what kind of emotional response did that trigger? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too much masturbation + cheap whisky will do this to you.. I'm not saying what to fix, but something needs... correcting. Sadly fixing this will cost... money. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hi Egil! auto-trolling again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the radio station gig didn't work? too bad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp! lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me USA The safest part of the hurricane is in the middle.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pre-renfaire wedding .... ok.. it's almostime. in case I die from a seizure laughing my ass off, I'm just letting everyone know I'm here... the knights are spraypainting their cardboard as we speak (well speak metephorically, im typing and you are reading). I got tapped buying "wine" and I've never bought so much MD20/20 & boones farm. Jesus christ, this is going to be...... one bad hang over. lol but for someone it's going to be a hangover of a life time knowing they renfested. It's future is about as bright as Microsoft Pascal on OS/2. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jewish vaccume cleaners to the rescue. too bad he got written out because his name didn't rhyme for shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who the fuck was she? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it got out ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy chirst! massive archive of usenet now finally for end user enjoyment! It's got to contain a few MB of MDC essays! And the best part you can parse it yourself, no fucking google! Trane can teach his ai about... humanity going down the fucking drain. Oh and the risk of nuclear war!!! wow that was intertainmening and a buckaroo banzai quote to boot! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Max Headroom cancelled; last broadcast 10/16 Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!hoptoad!well!acad!jsc From: jsc@acad.UUCP Newsgroups: alt.cyberpunk Subject: Max Headroom cancelled; last broadcast 10/16 Message-ID: <182@acad.UUCP> Date: Thu, 15-Oct-87 15:44:24 EDT Article-I.D.: acad.182 Posted: Thu Oct 15 15:44:24 1987 Date-Received: Sat, 17-Oct-87 10:46:45 EDT Reply-To: jsc@acad.UUCP (James Carrington) Distribution: usa Organization: Autodesk, Sausalito, CA Lines: 6 According to the 10/15 San Francisco Chronicle, "Max Headroom" has been cancelled after tommorrow's show, to be replaced by "Mr. Belvedere" and "The Pursuit of Happiness". Max was the lowest rated prime-time show this past week. is this the the end of cyberpunk :-)....? Wow the end. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Re: Re: Memorial Weinie Roast From: utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ARPAVAX:CAD:teklabs!tekmdp!dadla-b!hutch Newsgroups: net.suicide Title: Re: Re: Memorial Weinie Roast Article-I.D.: dadla-b.105 Posted: Fri Jun 11 23:36:35 1982 Received: Sun Jun 13 04:51:12 1982 Regarding the Weinie Roasts for Jesus: I don't know what exactly you are referring to, but if you mean to imply a daily meal which is blessed by a prayer, that is hardly a memorial weinie roast. Prayers blessing food are cross cultural and seem to be a part of any culture that has risen to the level of the chimps. The memorial meal for Christians is the Communion Meal, in which we partake of His death on the cross (a mystery, in the ancient sense of being something that is hard to comprehend and whose mystic meaning is generally kept secret from unbelievers who would ridicule what they won't understand - and not only Christians have mysteries, nor are we immune to ridiculing others for their strange secret mysteries) is in remembrance of a sacrificial and substitutiary death. Christ was no suicide and the underlying meaning of His death is a positive one, since death could not keep him. We remember this with solemn rejoicing. This differs greatly from a flip, casual and insensitive party whose promoters are likely only reacting to a personal fear of death by trying to trivialize the reality of it's effect on themselves and others. This fear-denial reaction is especially easy to slip into when the person was someone that you knew or admired, since you had wanted to be like him or her and had adopted parts of the admired traits, and now YOU are threatened by the ultimate judgement of that which you admired BY THE ONE WHO YOU ADMIRED IT IN. The MWR is at best an immature response to an extremely hard thing, and at worst, when treated as a joke or a game by the callous, is an insult to the survivors and a numbing action. And, yes, it is in VERY bad taste. Steve Hutchison ...decvax!teklabs!tekmdp!dadla-b!hutch ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me needs more salt although it's ok on toast with sharp cheddar cheese. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you ever get laid or what? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ye$ let k5 $et you free get a new nic, the lemonjuice thing wa$ . tired. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure........................ you'll be back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no dice kiddo there is a fresh infusion of dupes and $5 here or there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I donno about you but I tend to get drunk & pass out in one state unless I'm on an airplane. And I guess I'm just old fashioned, I like to jerk off manually. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me turn off the topgun it's like super gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me UH... ok................................. what kind of scotch is it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeesh did you make out with him on company time? just STFU and work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go hit a ball ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me send them all to madigascar ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me duke nukem forever! I just got my code downloading it now. 14 years on, how bad can it be? It's slower then a motherfucker ok ok so im on a laptop, 6gb of ram, 1.73Ghz intel core 7. the bullshit windows score is 5.9 .. it's too damned slow. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's plugged in and I turned everything way way down... oddly enough it's just as unplayable in low rez as it is at high rez. how's that for weird? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me dual core? lol no it's quad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for those of us that bought borderlands 'game of the year' or some shit, you'd get an early access version. I had thought it'd be a beta or something but it's just a 'gold demo'.. oh well. At least I got borderlands on some insane blowout sale for $7 or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh well. it's only another week. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only because the police were on to him, so he needed protection in sweeden. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for the mere 20,075... he could have started another foundation, or at a minimum got a dingy for the yacht. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me whatever I'm sure this will be the single largest revenue 48 hours k5 has seen in years. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who were you before the egil dupe discard? how did you get the ID? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait, what? is fucking email working again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Adolph Hitler? Joseph Stalin? Pol Pot? Ho Chi Minh? No wait. Motherfucking Jane fucking Fonda. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 24hour spanish? or some other bullshit like that... yeah it's all mania induced insanity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks for oggfrog.net I shall cherish it forever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bored but anyways...it's been a fun day. I wound up working anyways. fucking 'holidays'. but remember, it fucking delivers. And I'm not talking pizza. lol wut? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds exciting you should screen cast your victories, and upload them to youtube. Start a military academy and make some $$$. I'm sure there are tens of dollars in it! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wish I could help <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swHlwTh5-e8">but I can't</a>. But there was all kinds of fun shit on the interwebs years ago... before the RIAA decided to sue everyone into oblivion. Have you tried the wayback machine? I wonder if the RIAA has gone after them too. I think it's laughable we let fucktards like the MPAA/RIAA write our laws. It speaks volumes to how pityfull we as a people are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Kind of drunk Just spent 40 in coffee Been out since noon but I've been wanting to get drunk for a week now.... But I'm barely tipsy. I wanna get hammered. Gravity defying.. I want my nose to feel So comfortably Numb. But it's not. So here I am Listening to "chill" on the crapper Typing on an iPad. Waning No needing to get drunk. You're drinking the wrong kind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuckin 'eh! sounds like some good stuff to me! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me When will they ever listen? When will the youth ever learn? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Or in the mental institutions that they so greatly craved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Difficult to say On the list of places, things to witness on a bender one has to place it in respective sequence to others.... Did you end there? Start? What day? There is far more to the journey of the bend then a simple locale visited..... As the zenners would say the journey is far more important then the destination....... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks. but no thanks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it would have taken money then kicked you for no explanation other then you should not be allowed to use the service. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't think anyone would have guessed $skeevy_dude anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me holy christ. you are a chick right? I don't even think HHD or RQ could put up something like this that didn't involve masturbation or some artsy thing. It sounds like through the bla bla you want him to fuck you. So just do it. You're almost a chick at this point anyways. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me doesn't sound quick enough ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me UH... How about.... To lose it To port drunken diaries Some of us are melting down, just like the site... One essential function at a time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh? wait it doesn't matter you're still a virgin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and feed it to a mulcher? yeah it'd brighten my days... I wonder if it'd come out a rainbow? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jail? welcome back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heroin is a lot of work to get high.... but some people like to collect dead flowers. Personally I wouldn't do anything that support the occupational wars.. After all, where do you think they come from? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can't say I care. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me prince of Prussia... I see it's on sale, for like $15. So is it fucking worth it or what? thats the only one I remember I think I had it for the Amiga. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Question: 1. Regularities of the increasing global trade competition is summoned. What opportunities do you see in the medium term the exhibition in Germany? Dr. von Fritsch , the German trade fair market is largely occupied by topic. He holds but still potential. It will be important to future issues and develop with. Thus, for example, the energy part of the Hannover Fair in the past four years has grown by nearly 50 percent, and we will extend it further. It applies to conferences and conventions to enrich fairs, as for example with the World Energy Dialogue has been done successfully. Nevertheless, the exhibition industry to contribute to implementing the trade show industry to work towards a fragmentation, as this regionalization, thus weakening the international level of trade would lead to the location Germany. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it was followed with the predictable son of an Austrian j00 nobody. I'm still holding out hope for a half hearted sequel to the lolocaust. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me $15 on cheap whisky is quickly and wishfully forgotten unlike the prince of prussia. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me there is something funny in there? 'cause I sure as fuck don't see it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't hate god it's like hating santa clause. Instead just ridicule all of 'gods' children. The entire immature lot of sniveling little arguing grander then thou fuckwits. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you'll get the hang of it. but you've forgotten about the j00 organ trade, diamonds, and banking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but his shirt has holes in it Mother wouldn't approve. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me better luck next time remember god hates trailers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn word is they got crawford. kitten, thurler and the SMTP mailer! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me this... http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2001/10/6/231838/110 although I suspect you'll need an older machine (lol) to run it on, thanks to k5's magic. "This is perl 5, version 12, subversion 2 (v5.12.2) built for x86_64-netbsd-thread-multi" fucks it up from time to time, apparently it could round trip, but not anymore. Obviously another opensores victory. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tools have a use she's more of a porch monkey/garden gnome at this time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me catnip ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. 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I was hoping it'd shake him out of the post earth quake world and gift us another adventure............ Oh well the world waits. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So sad. no jailbird special. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds better then coke fueled rage ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me praise be unto the mdc reference lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he should stream his suicide and raise money to repay all that money he stole. Then he ought to get some kind of tax credit for committing suicide, and saving taxpayers more money to prosecute his ass, and house and feed it MORE while in prison. I know, instead he'll get a sweet tv deal, and we'll get to see more of his ass on tv. then I'll want to commit suicide. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah it was amusing like a year ago I've emailed the rusted one over and over, but we all know how that goes with broken email. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if only the email worked think of the dupes we could have even at an inflated $5 USD a pop. perhaps we can contact a courrier maybe disguise him as a monocle technician. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me see exactly! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Pol Pot post humously ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enquirer for the expert house remodeling guru... Although I suspect his home is still in various states of disassembly. It is only natural as he spends his late nights pouring over the O'rieley Perl manual burning the midnight oil so that you can have quality software! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that conways life is a fucking waste of time? Yeah big conspiracy there. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me HUSI, HELL, HOSPITAL ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me doing g'ds works so you wont have any. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it sounds pretty good they get all the $$$ and power that comes with it, and we just pay tribute to them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah we've all seen it before touch his shoulder, complain the other guy was a jerk. but you're cool maybe you can help with a small issue just another extra couple hundred cause I can already tell I like you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good point now wonder the MDC get's it down in the Dennys. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me first the subway chick now this? Oh well. You should have told her you've been to Paris numerous times, then invited her in to show her how Blaise worked his Pascal. Besides, a couple grand is the right price for a good hooker, and hell you may as well get a trip to the .eu out of it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me funny I just read this oh shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me perl is what killed k5 have you learned nothing? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't fuck with a mother it's that simple. Even MDC's crazy card couldn't get him out of that shit. And no doubt his essays for all humanity didn't help matters. someone better squat those domains! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ren faire wedding. I've just been invited to one. I may go just to lol at the fags. I donno the whole thing is unsettling. What would you do? dress up like a faggot, schmooze, compare tattoos or just soak in the white trashiness of the whole thing? good points...! I'll make it BYOB/BYOF... It's a good thing I can make up some special dietary thing. I fully expect deep fried twinkies with hotdogs or some other insane thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a wreck? or a VAGINA? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me more fun is to run for an hour and have 2 beers. good luck ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you like riding in elevators? elevator music? Then it's totally worth it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cut it it's not like anyone will miss it. And besides the illegal wars, it's just a drag on the economy. Those old bastards aren't producing so put them out to pasture. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I paid $30 to some Mexicans when I had a lawn. Fuck that shit, and Hector & Crew did a damned fine job. They were punctual, and always with a mother fucking smile! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm keeping the economy going while you are purchasing a semi durable good... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me twitter star! 15 seconds. lolz is that for j00z or niggaz? haters gonna hate. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me replaced by a droid? oh well, enjoy the unemployment. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me would it be an error to err on the side of caution? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 3. no proof ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's been dead for years etc etc... prove me wrong! There lies the issue.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me parlor charades. or general k5ness. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fighting for social justice while enslaving humanity. what's the issue again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm pretty sure asians criticize publicly, humiliate constantly and praise at funerals. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so where did you copy/pasta this from? it's like uber gay. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me TL;DR jesus christ what the fuck is that shit? And what a troll, for anyone who reads it all is certainly trolled. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me all the more reason it's the biggest and most boring troll. Christ it means you're tainted, you've actually read it, and remember it. fuuuuuuck! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bad news for freedom of speech lovers I sent you an email last week and I hadn't heard back so I wanted to try you again. I know this might not be something that you've posted about before, but I thought that you and the readers of New York...City that never sleeps would be interested in helping to spread the word about CiviliNation. The mission of CiviliNation is to foster a safe and civil online culture where folks can fully engage and contribute without fear or threat of abuse. In other words, to stop online bullying. I've put together this site to make it easy to share the message: http://civilinationnews.org Please consider posting or tweeting about this important issue, and if you can please let me know. Thank you so much! Liza -- Liza Peiffer, On behalf of CiviliNation www.civilination.org So what is your take? It looks like they only thing they are interested in is pushing their pinko communist views on people, and banning people forever that don't agree. What a bunch of pussies. And the fuckers have the audacity to beg for fucking money. Guess their 'freedom of speech' isn't free speech. lolz. maybe it's a good money making scam and we need to get in on it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me start the fund raiser i'll get some monocles..! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks sony so the pooch is officially screwed. Good thing nothing of value was stolen. ============ PlayStation(R)Network ============ Valued PlayStation(R)Network/Qriocity Customer: We have discovered that between April 17 and April 19, 2011, certain PlayStation Network and Qriocity service user account information was compromised in connection with an illegal and unauthorized intrusion into our network. In response to this intrusion, we have: Temporarily turned off PlayStation Network and Qriocity services; Engaged an outside, recognized security firm to conduct a full and complete investigation into what happened; and 3) Quickly taken steps to enhance security and strengthen our network infrastructure by rebuilding our system to provide you with greater protection of your personal information. We greatly appreciate your patience, understanding and goodwill as we do whatever it takes to resolve these issues as quickly and efficiently as practicable. Although we are still investigating the details of this incident, we believe that an unauthorized person has obtained the following information that you provided: name, address (city, state, zip), country, email address, birthdate, PlayStation Network/Qriocity password and login, and handle/PSN online ID. It is also possible that your profile data, including purchase history and billing address (city, state, zip), and your PlayStation Network/Qriocity password security answers may have been obtained. If you have authorized a sub-account for your dependent, the same data with respect to your dependent may have been obtained. While there is no evidence at this time that credit card data was taken, we cannot rule out the possibility. If you have provided your credit card data through PlayStation Network or Qriocity, out of an abundance of caution we are advising you that your credit card number (excluding security code) and expiration date may have been obtained. For your security, we encourage you to be especially aware of email, telephone and postal mail scams that ask for personal or sensitive information. Sony will not contact you in any way, including by email, asking for your credit card number, social security number or other personally identifiable information. If you are asked for this information, you can be confident Sony is not the entity asking. When the PlayStation Network and Qriocity services are fully restored, we strongly recommend that you log on and change your password. Additionally, if you use your PlayStation Network or Qriocity user name or password for other unrelated services or accounts, we strongly recommend that you change them as well. To protect against possible identity theft or other financial loss, we encourage you to remain vigilant, to review your account statements and to monitor your credit reports. We are providing the following information for those who wish to consider it: - U.S. residents are entitled under U.S. law to one free credit report annually from each of the three major credit bureaus. To order your free credit report, visit www.annualcreditreport.com or call toll-free (877) 322-8228. - We have also provided names and contact information for the three major U.S. credit bureaus below. At no charge, U.S. residents can have these credit bureaus place a "fraud alert" on your file that alerts creditors to take additional steps to verify your identity prior to granting credit in your name. This service can make it more difficult for someone to get credit in your name. Note, however, that because it tells creditors to follow certain procedures to protect you, it also may delay your ability to obtain credit while the agency verifies your identity. As soon as one credit bureau confirms your fraud alert, the others are notified to place fraud alerts on your file. 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For North Carolina residents, the Attorney General can be contacted at 9001 Mail Service Center, Raleigh, NC 27699-9001; telephone (877) 566-7226; or www.ncdoj.gov. For Maryland residents, the Attorney General can be contacted at 200 St. Paul Place, 16th Floor, Baltimore, MD 21202; telephone: (888) 743-0023; or www.oag.state.md.us. We thank you for your patience as we complete our investigation of this incident, and we regret any inconvenience. Our teams are working around the clock on this, and services will be restored as soon as possible. Sony takes information protection very seriously and will continue to work to ensure that additional measures are taken to protect personally identifiable information. Providing quality and secure entertainment services to our customers is our utmost priority. Please contact us at 1-800-345-7669 should you have any additional questions. Sincerely, Sony Computer Entertainment and Sony Network Entertainment oddly enough last month they sent me a new one out of the blue. but I haven't used my ps3 in a while since they were going to remove the linux from it, and I know eventually I'd have to update it for netflix... I had some hopes sony would come to their senses and all linux again. oh well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's raciest to enforce the constition so let arnold run for prez! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hate colo pricing bs too I just can't stand it. but I got this deal because of some fucktard, and I can't really go elsewhere. I'm getting sub 1k for 20amp & a rack. Maybe I should be reselling. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stfu nullo ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Brooklyn just isn't the same not that it matters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me be sure to smash some commemorative plates and spoons. I'll never understand who buys that shit, but it'll be good fun. Maybe you can beat the shit out of a PS3 as well ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's mising some nazi symbolism, but it' otherwise spot on.. I had to lol for the Ickeness... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe it's both or neither, but david icke says the queen is a lizard, so why not? Oh I thought the blonde twins were the talentless twats that occupy the palace......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me OMG that means you do follow them... You should be bleaching your mind or something........... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's dead jim. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's dead jim. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go die in a fire do something creative and usefull for a change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Good question Harvey .. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he probably did. tick tock tick tock. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you are on some kind of work release program? nice going! I didn't think they'd let reapists out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wow the time flies still no saviour. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me (NULL) error. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It would they were already buying it. The thing to do is remove the person who decided to persuade some rich fucks to start buying and murdering their way to Israel. I know it's not in popular history but they were a bunch of fucking terrorists too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Time isn't linear. so kill them. At some point they are expecting it, and in others they fucking deserve it. The question is, how you going to do it tiger? Up close and personal? Maybe from a distance? The real Grand Parent question you aren't asking is, what you going to do when your grandkids travel back, and kill you? How are you going to respond? Hint IDIC. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's funny how life collides like that think about all the moments, all the choices all the hesitations TODAY alone that brought them together. It's quite interesting to think of all the possible outcomes, and yet that is the one they chose. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's all theatre nobody is going to do shit, the wars go on, the torture continues, and the spying & lying will remain. But where is Paris Hilton in all of this? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me raep the womenz too ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me portal 2 so im taking a day off of vital work to play portal and.... it's more of the same, a nice addition to portal one, but really why the hype? why the delays? It seems the business of selling other peoples games, has taken the steam out of valve... but I bet it's more profitable to be taking a cut of so many other peoples stuff vs funding their own. it may as well be duke nuke forever. at this point. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me think of the CO2! although taking away physical copies from children is always a good thing ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cock! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so reading k5 gives you the shits? it just gives me a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is she related to pdk? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me here is a comment for you: why do you continue? why do you bother? in the war of attrition the many will win, as the one will eventually give up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kill it then yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he fucking died. and it's your fault, because you fucking left. Are you fucking happy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lord lord lord all along the watchtower. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try less buttsechs lol. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Imagine how that would have worked if you were on a hike. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me US Military base it's under maritime law..?. Anyways like either one of those cockbags respect the constitution. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it appears so nobody gives a fuck, and if you mention it, you're obviously racist. Because only whites are American, and therefore the King of Spain should be the US President. No eurpoean entanglements there! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you insensitive fucker I'm gonna fucking sue! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck the constitution! kinetic military actions, gitmo, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya and fuck these 'requirement' things. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait, what? you mean that it'd be ... "offensive" say if I ran for president, and if anyone questioned if I was born here? Fuck I know you people totally fucked up immigration with 30+ million illegals, but fuck... I should run for Congress or something. Fuck the qualifications! They are offensive! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me who cares? she was yet another do as I say, not as I do loser. The only good thing Atlas Shrugged is good for is quickly identifying douchebags. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me women join a mens club and it is ruined. how is this shocking? Like the workplace it's fucked. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1FP ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cock$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they should also add in divorce and abortion. you know, think of the children. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it appears you can. oh well maybe it's been fixed.. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let the RIP although erasing kitten from history is... so weird. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me here we go again. yes it's still here, so no you were not that important (whomever you are), that when you left it'd just implode. Yes it sucks, mostly because dickheads like you left. So .. . fuck you? ????? Profit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me duke nukem forever! still isn't out. But fuck it, I bought that stupid flatlands extravaganza pack for $7.50 USD. Grandma will be proud while I retrieve her slippers from the fucking minefield. Frankly I doubt it'll ever ship, the mighty ogg frogg will play it's first ogg long before DNforever ships. Oh the connection is that apparently if you shell out for the Gay of the Year edition you'll get a key to plug into the site and get... some 'exclusive' bitmaps or something. Geez. I'll need something more entertaining to blow my $7.50 on. super limited binary releases don't count that much, I mean it's not available.... even the life game never got out.. :( ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me see if it were opensores it could have been picked up by someone else. instead it'll never see the day of light. Looks like his manifesto to end all manifestos is... going swimmingly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't know about you... but I'll sleep a lot better a night knowing. that America is safe. Indeed the safest it's ever been, thanks to the kind efforts of the TSA. You should have sent them parcel post to the four corners of the world! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure it'd reveal his terroistic nature. After all who can really hide themselves from the scanners? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not bridge them? if you can't pick intel server grade shit, there is that bridge thing built into windows. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so basically you've never lived. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me throw it out buy a new one. problem solved. welcome to the industrial society. If you feel 'bad' about that, then just toss it and buy some used one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me buy them on credit! it's the American way! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Should have mounted it on the wall or it's a sign of tarnish on the event it commiserated. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you know what that is?> das racist! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me if it hastens the bombs falling from the sky, sure. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me plateaued? I think you mean cratered. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me K5 died Because you faggots let it happen. Oh look how sad it is, oh look at the 'rassists' etc etc. well fuck you too, it died because you left. so shut the fuck up about oh it's so terrible, it's so this or that. Just fucking leave, you fucking left anyways, congrats on finding your password or some shit, but yeah the fucking email server is fucked, no dupes, no new accounts, and no password recovery. The death spiral is all your fault. scoop is dead. long live scoop. he fucked with a woman with a child. He'd do better pissing on bears after coating himself with honey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 0'd for the after effect drama club posting that'll appear later on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me herro how you make friend? etc etc. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hate to break it to ya but McD's is exempt from the new health care laws. no bennies for them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have a bad feeling he's working on a 50,000 page odyssey. History of the world, volume 1!.... I wonder if he'll ever make it to #2 or will life interrupt him? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I nearly laughed the whiskey out my eyes reading that. Tanqueeray. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm working on it one drink at a time. go breathe some radioactive air. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nvidia amd bought ati, so it basically sucks now. Also x64 has been perfectly fine since Vista. It's 2011, get 8gb of ram, and enjoy the fact you can use the entire thing, without any bullshit LIM-EMS schemes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me saturday night! sooooooooo let's get busy working. lol and you thought I'd say wasted. but I think I'll do that while I'm working fuck it, working on the weekends fucking sucks enough. that reminds me... http://movie.chinaontv.com/movies/I_A?part=1 heh kinda funny, but it's no supercop. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok im a tard $ ./show-participation-stats.sh d p 310 diaries in my archive count percent user ---------- 80 25.806 Del Griffith so this means i commented in 25.806% of all diaries? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me damn I guess I gott cross post more. also post the source already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's frisayyyyy!!!!!! I'm gettin wasted! are you? if not, why so? smoke me a kipper skipper! I'll be home for breakfast! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes but 1 I horribly mispelt it. 2 I'm druuubjk ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me poll position so since the rusted one has appeared can we be for a new poll? So let's go for it shall we? nice neat boxes of death, lovingly packaged up. Although in all fairness I found out that being 50 miles of a coal plant is bad... It's probably a lot worse living a few hundred yards from one. That being said, this thing has basically fucked over the entire nyc. time to move I guess. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that's not much of a WIPO ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me were either ones candidates for the final solution? Extra points for purple triangles. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure why not it'll be fun. besides it'd suck in some kind of archive way if it were all lost forever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only one way to find out lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me new poll?! seriously! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think the price was 200k. it'd buy a lot of dupes, but since the email is broken it won't even buy that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh maybe that is the compitition who'll outlive who? Although k5 lost it's email.. and it's soul. now someone has to get it's heart. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lisp? is that like mdc's cleft asshole? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fewer choices is a good thing for consumers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can have it delivered in paper for about the same price. Economies of scale! FWIW I canceled mine when they featured troops guarding the heroin fields on the cover, but spun it as a 'good thing' that we are there defending the drugs. Fuck the NYT, for fucking up what we all know. The US GOV is the largest trafficker of drugs in the world. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me windows 7 sp1, day 1 So it's been a 'business day' worth of windows 7 sp1. It actually 'feels' faster then the prior version. really. Maybe it's some creative defragging. But one thing is for sure: It's got no ogg frogs. Won't someone fix that? damn dude sounds like you need to get laid. look for Californians that use small I's and drop vowels.... They have no self esteem, so you may as well exploit it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hit the subway girl up already! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me roll the windows down. problem solved. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should marry her obviously her standards are pretty low .... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so this guy from NJ calls me jib jabbing about something, so I just fucking hung up on him. Fuck New Jersey. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ATTN schlouse Can you hurry the punchline already? Shit, I know this place is a tomb and all but really but do we have to wait a week? Just the ususal wishing I wasn't me self loathing and general despair. Living in a dystopic now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sure why not punchline in ... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me windows 7 sp1 anyone taken the plunge yet? ok so it's not interesting..... but it's not slobbering over a keyboard either. I figured as much so let's do this shit! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 45 minutes, and 950MB to download. <pre> 03/17/2011 11:18 PM 947,070,088 windows6.1-KB976932-X64.exe </pre> 1am and it's done. And it still is thrashing the disk like wild. I've only got 8gb of ram, and 4 cores. Jesus, NT 4.0 looks like an embedded micro OS now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jeez it makes me long for the days of NT 3.5 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I forget.. but it was a 'big deal'. I had a StarTac. The little motherfucker got hotter then HELL. The Nokia's weren't that bad, but they looked (and still do) fucking retarded. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I hear Japan is nice this time of year Perhaps you should check out Fukushima.......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go back! they have a new exciting ride, count the radz! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you are doing a best of to get to trane? fuck, can I zero this too? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ok, how about have a fun time in Fukushima? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me google found this for some reason. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Don't forget his lust for money. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me gay for trane? pfft, I don't think so. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You on SDF too? I just use it to save perl scripts and shit I don't want on my pc. The dec alpha thing was cute, but really it's 2011 I guess it's time to face the facts. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I just logged in... VOIP? From smj@sdf.lonestar.org Mon Feb 14 07:06:23 2011 Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2011 07:06:23 GMT From: "Stephen M. Jones" <smj@sdf.lonestar.org> Subject: [SDF] VoIP ready for more users Back in November a handful of SDFers helped to test SDF's Voice over Internet Protocol system which is implemented using Asterisk PBX. We joined the C-NET group which is a network of Telephone Collectors. This network allows you to call vintage telephone equipment all over the world through SDF. You are welcome to set up your own SDF VoIP SIP extension by typing 'maint' at the shell and selecting the 'v' option once you have connected to the SDF maintenance server. Some features of our current setup include: - Voice Mail - Conference calling and a 24/7 conference bridge for chatting - Direct IP calling (default is set off) - Calling into and through C-NET There are a few tutorials which can help you setup your hardware or software phone to work with Session Initiated Protocol (SIP). http://sdf.org/?tutorials#voip Enjoy and be sure to check the 'bboard' <VOIP> for news and updates. Stephen I guess it'll be useful for games and shit. Now all I need is a dosbox client/server thing that doesn't need JAVA. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think my pole shifted lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah. could have, would have, should have. but it just confirms that xp onwards don't give a fuck about your precious 'settings'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought the winds would whip around Tokyo and actually fling it to the Philippines... Anyways besides one building exploding, it's not been like Chernobyl, sure the local area is kinda fucked but for the most part it's not that bad. The bigger question is how much electricity is generated that, and what effect will it have on industry? The EQ and Tsunami's are all interesting but come Monday people gotta work. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me then again who knows the .gov seems to be suppressing shit like mad, so who knows what the fuck is going on. Is American Idol in season? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me besides who would actually listen to this "Australian Radiation Service"??? http://www.australian-radiation-services.com.au/index.php?page=6 empty training room for 6 people.. yeah sounds like a world renown source. Besides with all the missing links, and missing pictures, we can add Michael Kennedy to the Crawfordian website creation committee. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How can I zero this for discussion later? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I came$ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 32 or 64? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me meanwhile: people are dying. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what's shakin? lol deaths? they tried but they missed! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll keep that in mind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I concur ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't notice, next time I'll be sure to do the ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the circus is in town eh? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh wha? I blame the auto complete in the browser for bringing me back. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me archive the fucking thing. at least the dead users. So that way kitten's wisdom can live on forever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh I wonder why he did that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me burn some cd's do the work. proselytize the works of god. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it HP like the iPod? or HP like not Compaq/Dec? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought MDC was still locked up! lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great so then they are vampires. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me tea party has nothing to do with palin that my friend is what we call 'controlled opposition'. After all if it's shown on TV, it must be true right? The tea party is libertarianism and all about Ron Paul. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that has only made it harder to coopt it not having a head.... Maybe in the long run that'll be a good thing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok ok, so you don't trust me and I don't trust you. but thats fair. Now for what is interesting. I found another scoop site to deface, er I mean use. http://www.scoopdev.org/ lol email works on it thought. check it out yo! no not really Im going out tomorrow... woo. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me basically yes. the only sadder thing is people on fidonet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me iPad. just fucking do it already. Tell work you need it or some shit, and get a free one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me overheating? glossy screen? those are features! besides FREE is a good feature too. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus if you cant sell your boss on a $600 gadget, then damn... I feel sorry for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fine I justified it for the exchange 2010 connection, as a method of verification. No Im not going to just hand you the proposal, but it got me an ipad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me some weird one where we still sell MS-DOS products, and we run them too! Dbase III, MASM and if we are getting like all high tech, we may fuck around with some dos extenders from time to time.. But it better run on 80286 base computers! we even have a guy buying old ass Compaq desktops and refurbing them so we can sell them. But we won't go to emulation, neither for us, nor our customers. Nor are we permitted to migrate them to anything newer or better, instead it's far more interesting in our time machine. Officially I got a MSDN subscription for the MS-DOS and Qbasic 4.5 ... I'd get a copy of that PDS basic thing, and run under OS/2 or even that funky 286 dos extender but management sees that as an 'unreasonable expense'. But the Dos extender for the Dbase III was OK'd. Anyways I work in a place, that is run as if Crawford himself runs it. We can't use normal stuff, we have to use 'inhouse' bullshit that doesn't work right. We have to use custom scripting and parsers that just fuck up to no end. Sometimes I'll slip in C and just cheat the system, but it's all a fucking mess. A PASCAL calling convention disaster. But MASM assembles the bullshit all into OBJ's we link together. And we just pretend it's 1989. Except for the internet facing bits, they have to be new. You know to stop the hackers. Not that any could be assed, but more so they wouldn't know what to do with it if they even got in. Oh also we still run Watcom SQL. For OS/2 naturally. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i'll wait until I move on I mean it'd be too easy to be outed, and people will get mad, and I wont be getting any free ipads... Then again by then nobody will believe me.... I mean like the time I crashed this big ass mainframe from some big ass bank. Nobody would want to think that a user could do it, or to prove I did it, I crashed it out twice. But the stunned looks on the thousands of people in the building all gophering when I took the fucker out was priceless. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ring ring... who was that? some homosexual with his purchases.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me women. they'll drive you to drink. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Even better try this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you see the problem now is that I want to bury your shit to see if you even dig it up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they never have they are useful animals, but outside of that, they just dump them back stateside when they die, or are injured, in the cover of night to never be seen again. It's not a new trend, people just like their rhetoric. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Sony has been good for the last 2 months. before that I had a bunch of HP's ... anything but a dell. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so uh you carrying? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me state rights! lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no speculate at will ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and he did try to suicide last time maybe he got it right? Maybe someone finally told the state that a self admitted failed suicide attempt counts as a 'hazard against himself' and now he's in one of those I love me jackets railing on about ignorant mother fuckers, and crying in the corner, weeping for the glass that isn't being ground. Or he's busy coding ogg frogg to tell all those ignorant motherfuckers once and for all he'll finish something. Right after he re-installs his OS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me eggman? what the fuck is this Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'll sell you one for $300 USD ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no but I kissed yours; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm affraid Crawford is now in deep space with the tea kettle that cannot be disproven.. Maybe he's busy grinding glass too, instead of observing the wonderment of the stars. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can we demand a new poll? Just wondering. Also email server & cancel bugs for all. maybe he gets his email through k5 lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that was... so ... strange. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can bet some linux software sure does ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me two things.... some people are more equal then others, and they are doing gods work. so really, like a priest molesting children, it's gods will, I mean how can you come between god and his master plan?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hope you have drivers not all drivers ported......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone should totally do that windows 1.0 -> 2.11/386 -> 3.1 -> NT 3.1 -> NT 3.5 -> NT 3.51 -> NT 4.0 -> 2000 -> XP -> Vista -> 7. It sounds like something one of those youtube people would do. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I saw a Denny's the other day I didn't know they had them in Maine. I wonder how much skirt the old MDC chased up there. Oh wait, I forgot, he has gone queer. or someone playing diary catchup one of the two. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldn't you be convulsing on the floor? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is that how they made them in times of yore? lol wren fest dildos! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So today I took a big leap. It's a rather hard one, but you see for the last decade I've been holding on to Word for Windows 2.0c which I've been running under DosBOX for a long while. Then I managed to find this CD in some 'antique' store on my latest trip called "Office 4.2 for Windows NT". So as much as I hate to admit it, I've finally given up on Word 2. So what is Word 6 for Windows NT like? Well it comes in two flavors, the i386 that we all know and love, in it's 32bit glory, and of course a Dec Alpha version. What about the much pushed MIPS or PowerPC? Well as far as I figure, the PowerPC port of NT wasn't finished yet, and I think Microsoft pretty much only kept the MIPS around for the first few years to prove NT could be ported, but really outside of some stock broker who used it? Anyways after installing Word 6.0 it consumes some massive 16MB of hard disk space. And that is with all options. Compare that to under a gigabyte for Office 2010. I even made a 'portable' version of it, that is under seven megabytes compressed. The install goes through pretty nicely, even on Windows 7, much to my surprise as it cannot run Win16 applications, meaning even back in 1994 someone did the right job, and provided a 32bit installer. Now how does it feel? Well since Word 6 was descended from the Word 2.0 code base, it's pretty much home for us 2.0 holdouts. Unlike the 'awesome' word 2010, MS Word 6 isn't plagued by some ribbon so commands are right where you expect them. Not to mention the load time on a modern x64 machine is instantaneous. Not to mention the memory footprint of Word 2010 is 16 Megabytes, while Word 6 is under 2! Thanks to GDI printing is nothing to worry about, nor is reading old file formats, which I've been barred from doing, thanks to the office "upgrade" to 2010. Try as they may to move 'upward and forward' Office 2010 won't even let you read old documents, or even offer a blind alley one way conversion. Really, it's shame on Microsoft. On the whole I do have to say so far, I'm pretty happy with Word 6.0 for Windows NT. It's everything that Microsoft Word for OS/2 was, back in the day, which is something to read and write utterly mind numbing documentation, for a product only a select minority will ever see. And let me leave you with the tip of the day.... Did you know you can hurt yourself if you run with scissors? the voice in my head says happy hour starts in 5 minutes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you get k5 via some kind of UUCP feed? I suppose you could wrap this shithole in some kind of NNTP thing, but really why bother, right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i did that when using OS/2 but time to move on... I hear netscape 3.0 is pretty rad. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Do you hear that? Is that the sound of inevitability? Perhaps I'll switch to Office 2010 by 2028? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have shit to do like post on k5, instead of compiling and debugging somebody else's problem. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me while 35 of his coworkers observed made notes, and held various red flags in case something of interest happened. Another 300 were in the job bank, and another 200 were getting various benefits paid out. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no he didn't golf he was at the table with 11 cookies. did you already forget? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What are you talking about? we are the most exclusive community out there! First we had the $5 paywall, and now with the broken email server, It's impossible to create new accounts, so this is it.... It's only a matter of time until it implodes. Besides we could setup another site, but while this one works nobody will join.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Thinking of moving to New Hampshire. Less taxes, bigger land, and fewer southerners. Although it'd make me closer to Maine. It was bad enough living down the road from the k5 server, now being close to the ogg frogg storage shed.... well. It'd be straight out of a horror book. well that is my biggest concern no more ready access to bars, although I'm hoping taxi's wont be that expensive... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol thanks! that was pretty funny. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hey, book fags So, I bought this book from 1892, about eugenics... Anyways, the problem is back then they bound books in loops and about 1/3rd of the book is still looped. Is it a bad thing to be cutting a book that old? Oh, it's a Huxley. They have writing And even pictures! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you'd cut the 100+ year old book? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I may, the leather back is starting to fall apart at the bottom... I guess it's not that surprising, given it's age... Maybe they should have oiled it or something. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Agusta Maine how boring. how lame. And everyone I asked about the most famous Mainian about Rusty Forester I was only met with a blank stare... But EVERYONE knew how the Huffington had sold out. Such is the way it is I suppose. I couldn't even find a statue, or anything ironic depicting yachts or monocles. go check out your awesome medical service s................. oh wait, I mistook that insurance bailout for services. I hear they tell the poor to just go to the ER and beg for mercy. Or hookup with Hugin, he's got teh pain medz. I'd probably trust him with some pliars and JD to pull the fucker out. .... probably. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me but aren't they your target demographic? for surely they are fools? Perhaps you need to re-think the whole thing, and return the government to a 1770's stance, and leave these people out in the wind. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so he's one of the good guys I mean unless you don't like booze and broads, then I guess you are some kind of dry faggot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's "ok" but really I wouldn't pay $600 for it, maybe $200. Any $600 "wunder" pc with HDMI is a better investment at this point.... Sure it's not portable, but it displays nice on my 47" teevee. If you want novelty, get a satellite phone. At least you know you are paying 4-5$ a minute (like the good old days of cellular) but at least there isn't any spotty 'coverage areas' to deal with. I bought an older Qualcomm model, and I'm really happy with that. I think my next satellite phone will certainly need some kind of dataport, that way I can k5 from anywhere on the planet, although data costs around $5 a megabyte the web 1.0 feel of k5 means I don't really have to worry that much about using lynx, or some kind of intense scraping experience. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me just another 3rd world shithole. I lose signal when I have line of sight of the towers. They are just freaking oversubscribed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sprint & at&t they both suck really badly in new york city, you know because it's such a low key area, that they wouldn't want to ensure that the 8 million people that live there and the 20+ million that come in daily could possibly have service. Even AT&T has had to stop selling iphones because they couldn't get proper signals in the city or some other BS reason..... The more devices want to connect, the more our 18th century providers want to make sure it never happens. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me You nerds never get it And by it I mean laid, or form factors... Zinio on this is quite nice! Much like the market place vs apt get.... Poor execution vs doing it right. It's also why ms lost the market they have been trying to create since windows 3.1 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I disagree clearly they have no value of money, and should thusly be aggressively marketed to. Maybe Cockford was onto something charging $25 for life. lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me really? I've seen a print button, but I never do, as why do I need to print emails, or web pages? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I didn't think they made a printer since that laser printer in the 1980's... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1 fp An olde but a good one ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like the troll has come full circle. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh wait, you are re-posting burried comments? I thought you were just copying and pasting random shit in a best of. This makes it a worst of. You know sometimes you have to live with societies rulings, just ask anyone from Nagasaki. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I donno I never bothered rhyming guess that made me a pimp. lolz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me My parents always reserved a special name for me: Hey, you! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh ps how many kids is this now? Is it congrats dad yet again, or god save the queen? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Grand Bahama? did you go see the dolphins in the tube thing? it's a small island, and really it's like 30min from Ft Lauderdale, why did you even go? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me straw market zzzz or was it hay? I forget. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me do you think he'd sell it? he doesn't even check email, It's like his soul died when Crawford was committed indefinitely. also my wipo would be rod. I still have that other place but it's not like people are going to really give up on k5 until it finally expires. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't think I'd pay more then $200. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he's gone for good Maybe we should mirror his shit, like kitten. Did thurler ever have anything other then this...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it may as well be 50 trillion nobody is going to buy it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me burn all books destroy all tech. go live in the trees. there. the future is now free. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nice widdening effect +1FP would fapp again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you communicate with god? like phone him up? And get the holy directions? MDC has got the phone number. It only took 30 years of wardialing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I opened an account with the bank o china. Although I don't know about the whole thing so I guess we'll see long run. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wtf? The IDG News Service obtained a photo of HBGary's vandalized booth. Someone had placed a large paper poster on the HBGary booth that read, "Anon... in it 4 the lulz.." Lulz is Internet slang meaning 'laughs.' wow with such "technical" writing like that, it's clear they don't know the slightest thing they are reporting on. I'm sure people were terrorized by that massive 3x5 index card, clearly held in place by a pencil. I won't even bother naming the source, they've probably been shot by their editor. Jobs created and or saved! Good lord, can we just let the whole deck of cards fold already? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does that mean we all die? what difference does it make? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so this is what they did to him. that's all folks! look no further then the poll. he lifted it from my diary like a bazillion years ago. maybe he will return in another year, when the domain expires. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh compared to the hundreds of millions huffington got, it's more like kraft dinner & model yacht time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so the terrorists won? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so have we learned anything? no. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what you going to do? print snoopy calendars? lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me buy & large I agree with this post The only salvation for civilization can be the nuclear fire that will soon rain down upon us all. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what ever work make me to load shit on. I'd have gone all Solaris x86_64 by now but Oracle gone fucked that up now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and thus oggterm was born. no wait, I'm sure he got 11,000 replies saying minicom, which has a wikipage!.. unlike say... ogg frog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think he got it right this time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He's not in Mountain View at the Symantec HQ with a shopping cart of geometric visions CD's, a raging harddon, a copy of CodeWarrior and the need to .... deal with some ignorant motherfuckers? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wrong dupe! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me um ok you are my dupe so kill yourself. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds good put me down for 50k on Packers 28 Steelers 25. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what if he's really dead this time? he's got no job, no prospects, he has no health insurance, and he's suicidal. maybe he's done it right this time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me everclear was there any doubt? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like her Star Trek jacket I bet it cost $25,000.00 USD ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sniff our little urban explorer... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so... ....."I got high"..... Ok, glad you got something out of that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me church? they are too busy raping children, and scamming superstitious 3rd worlders. Look to Nokia for your change. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me newsletters I wont even get into what I was looking for but look at this gem. It's a PDF. Of a newsletter. From 1987. And it's thievery that I couldn't imagine. Sylvia Franklin of EDventure Holdings Inc, is so super genius! I mean Sylvia here, bangs out 5 pages (6 including the order form) of just some press releases and charges... $395 USD a year. I mean even daily this is way too fucking much. As far as I can tell this 5 page leaflet was monthly at best. Well hats off to you, Sylvia, I hope you've done well with your riches! Thank god Seagrams owns the building now, you'd still need a drinking thinking you paid that much for some fluff pages of a photocopied newsletter out of Park Avenue. they made another resident evil? I thought the first one was a lesson on how not to make a movie.... good grief. when does the nuclear war start? western civ is finished. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me much worse then I thought ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jesus he looks like some fugly 1970's chick. Oh well, chalk one up for the darwin awards. Maybe he wasn't inventive, but at least he'll never breed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Truly an hero ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me let's see #include <zoolib.h> void main(void) { ZooInitMainLib(... fuck it . ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me that'd be devistating who would give up their k5 id for MDC? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me throw it into the field or use it for a cup holder.... maybe make the thing run back & forth for beer. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me kill it with fire! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuckers! fucking intenet fucking down again well really what else is going on? MDC is missing, k5 is like almost dead, and well. fuck. A great day, indeed! /nt ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me we don't invade we liberate. And right now we need to liberate people from this notion of self determination, and democracy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought Vanderbilt was just another uppity New York fagot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The interwebs in egypt are back up! hurray beatings by police will resume. So he is just telling people Where to go for some good shit. Granted az is a long walk. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's clearly news for new yorkers. I suppose it'll be news about the hookers of NV... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's a media man what would you expect? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me does it matter? as long as there are no loops (lol) and they all go back to a single port on the pc? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I've got none well none indoors. I decided to work at home, and get drunk at home. rippit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me amen the only ice i see is the shit in the freezer. although now im down to fucking smirnoff ice. why do I even have this shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp! Even better then the real thing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I think this 'program' or whatever is trying to write in the style of a human, not a Crawford... You should look at some of MDC's posts from 2000 or before... maybe some of his usenet in the 1980s... Although I'm not all that sure about this being a Crawford clearing house, esp with it being 50/50 likelihood of him being committed or suicided. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't let historical events get in the way of his fantasy. Or is that Econoimc Phantasy Warrior MMXI ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me for the sake of all humanity? I mean all she's have to do is point them to 'http://softwareproblem.org/' and they'd happily commit anyone associated with it. I bet some poor fuck in Sweden hit the page by accident, and they are in a padded room.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or dumped into the streets someone had predicted he'd be pushing a shopping cart full of his CD's a midi deck, and a stuffed frog. I fear the time for that has come. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me democracy is bad everyone should live under dictators. Freedom of anything is bad. shut up slave!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me iPad. Is great for; Surfing k5 from the can 600$ well spent. I save my iPorn for later. Although I think that's what I'm going to end up using it for. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Mi Porn ha ha. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It ran just fine The hosting people fucked it up. The other site is still running ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me not all tourists are goldman sachs employees ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone has to do it it sure isn't burnt out wanabe ai programmers. Or telescope makers too busy grinding, not observing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they done shut my server off down with the government! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me been watching it since 9am and drinking beer. Feeling pretty American, doing nothing but feeling involved. Too bad they didn't push the police truck into the nile. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lucky you you got the kill shot. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sell everything buy a ticket and move. Invite the hot bitch to start a new life with you. Go for it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Torture continues GITMO still open 'renditions' still occur, and the wars drag on. Yeah, fucking kudos. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so I have this shiny new ipad and yet, all I have is a bunch of FREE life simulations on it. I still have $$$$ in my bank account from this whole episode, can anyone recommend a great ap? preferably one that can load RLE encoded files, and costs at least $39.99? oh cool, there's an app for that really. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes I own one. I didn't bother with the AT&T bullshit, 32GB seemed big enough. My iPhone was only 8GB anyways, and that was plenty big. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WHOA THERE. THEY LET YOU OUT? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me motherfucker! so I got this server in Egypt, right? I mean it's cheap, its fast, and hell, its CHEAP. Speeds into Europe are pretty damned good, so I'm all happy. Then this fucknut of a dictatorship turned off the internet. Well so much for that idea. At least my servers in India, and 'Merika are still up. And we all know who wants a kill switch so bad. Looks like I'll be doing internet sales from fucking INDIA. good lord. It's over, turn the light off. All the censorship fags are going to win. yeah, and by kiddie porn you mean fortran 66 compilers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me encrypted vpn? I think you've got your wires crossed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shouldn't the nerds / tea party care when they shut down ANY nation? I mean wtf? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cost was the primary factor it was $2.50 a month. Really. And they have good proximity to Europe. So for serving files to the .eu it was a butt load cheaper to use Egypt then Germany or France. The UK is just too fucking overpriced. Plus I'm wary of their libel laws, not that I have any 'ignorant mother fucker' type content, but I don't want to even entertain the BS. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me normally I'd just logon and tell ya but I can't. even their corporate hosting was in egypt. I recall it was 10GB of disk space, 512MB of ram. I'm not sure what the partitioning thing was off hand... they were citynethost.com ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's probably competition Ive been there like 3-4 months and until they government pulled their plug, it was pretty damned good. Also from my order to getting my root login was like an hour. Granted it was during business hours on a week day, so I don't know about after hour and weekend, but it was pretty damned robust. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me people suck I think thats why I'm not in business. I'd much rather sell to a VAR. ugh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me my old man would say you can fuck with the wives, you can fuck their lives, but if you touch their money they will kill you. No he wasn't in the navy. Something more .. banking. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me huh those look like American APC's and I know those are American tear gas cannisters. Not that we give a shit, but clearly we are on the 'peoples' side. And by people, look at congress, for the corporations, by the corporations... I hope they shut down the suez canal. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she only wants what is best and the white man is going to do whatever it takes to keep her down. how is this surprising? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can we have more token efforts? I wouldn't want them to do something as brazen as give up the heroin trade. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me won't the dictator save us from choice? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me well clearly we the people are too dum. make the choice, hit the button, and engage. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's thunder snowing again isn't that like a rare thing? it's the 2nd time this winter.. The snow is coming down pretty good now, I can barely see over the east river. But the lightening and thunder is pretty cool. I hope we don't lose power. that'd suck. I got some more blue label. let it snow. let it. ok. I'm done. damn. me & the cat just re-indexed some sql tables, and redid some call plan on a switch... right now I'm just watching the snow fall, the occasional flicker of lightening and crash of thunder.... It's surreal, and cool. Like a thunderstorm for the dead. winter is so void. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they are doing it for the childrens won't someone think of the children? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me planes bad; trains good! woooowoooo! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oops! This link appears to be broken. why on earth did I just click that? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm already offended at $155 for reading the scandalous report? shit is there like tittie shots in there or what? These guys need to get a grip! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so was the password 'password' or some other guessable shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder if his father was in the Royal Navy? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So now we have gonzo Geraldo journalism. sigh. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 1:12 that's as much as I could stand. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I may have to jump forward to that but I don't know if I can stand the thought of seeing gameboy - boy again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can buy access through morally inflexible's VPS thing... get the el'cheapo and you can use SSH/putty as a socks proxy and blamo... welcome back to the USSR. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Yeah, and the best part is that you can even NAT them... lol check out overplay.net and you can 'gauge' the competition, I think the majority of people want USA for hulu and the UK for BBC.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me overplay so far so good, it's met my needs.... I'd love a service that could sell me a 'static' ip on the 'net to any pc I load OpenVPN in.... You remember like the old days when I could serve stuff like SMTP from my house without it beign blocked, or fucked with from my ISP.... I think there is a smaller market for the latter, but really setting up OpenVPN isn't that hard... and bundling the client can be done with minor trickery... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Balmer looks like he's gonna cry already everyone says a trainee, and two chimpanzees could run microsoft better. I mean look at this shit. How can they compete! step 1 install windows. step 2 http://www.microsoft.com/express/ Did I ever tell you about my obsession with chocolate chip cookies, and Conway's game of life? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it wise to post this shit online? oh wait, it's k5, not FB carry on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 16 years later The world awaits ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's colder than a witches tit it's a good day to leave boston, and head back home. meanwhile I'm chiling at the ozone bar in terminal b... Free booze! Russian security fails it. something like 31 dead a hundred+ injured. disgust. someone set up a bomb in through the baggage claim I think. It's on BBC news right now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me clearly he's no Jacques Cousteau? whatever, they are all fucking dead now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess she's never been to sea: lots of water on this place called earth. Strange it's called 'earth' when most of the surface is WATER. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm guessing not so well OTOH he may very well ship that movie before oggfrog. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Jesus Ed Wood would have made 30 movies in that time. And the audience would never notice the difference anyways. Don't be such a Orson Wells wanabe. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me subtitle it and call it a foreign flick. Or just dub it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he may single handedly (well that and his uh, "roommate"), save the entire k5 population. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me In support of the latest meltdown I just bought an iPad. No, really. whatever. at lest it is incapable of running 'life'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so true I may go and download them all now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it doesn't even have a camera! do you believe that shit?! no pics from here. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me too bad nobody was hurt it could have been a lawsuit goldmine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Personally I think it would be more interesting to show this to the slave that make iPads.... Talk about a big fuck you.... Oh and fan Boise could offer some needed hugs to the slaves then someone can crack the whip, as more iPads are needed to feed the machine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hardly you should look up the word 'got', vs the word 'bought' or 'paid'. If anything we are fucking YOU. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's hard to verify apps without a device. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds more like someone doesn't know how to use C. MinGW is a WINDOWS specific compiler, perhaps you were looking for cygwin which provides more of a posix runtime? Hope you enjoy JAVA and all it's infinite 'portability'... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yep. stick with C. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good luck with that. try the dragon book. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's only fitting then that k5 was the genesis of daily kos. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't get it. did someone die or something? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me suddenly I don't mind disco..... glad to see the dragon hasn't kept you down. You'll find it somewhat funny that I've had some minor run-ins with the .cn embassy people in NYC.... lol they are so.... good of the nation, but I type people.... For example they all have 3+ kids. They down play it a lot, but they are WAY more equal then the normal worker bee. And of course card carrying members. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they've betrayed the cause. Mao would be pissed.... I suspect they aren't that far from another cultural revolution. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me RFID motherfucker! can you digg it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol common law remember when that was a fact, not an ideal? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me balderson & holly MDC watched. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it can take even decades for the modest master to learn a scale. Just as there is no point observing the heavens when there is glass to grind. do you see where I am going with this? Fear of success is paralyzing. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me or just run windows. really is it that hard? It even comes in red. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes, why look at the heavens when there is glass to be ground. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me far out; man. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Much like how people romanticize the 17th century, until they wake up dreaming of Dr. Joseph Lawrence.... It's all fun and games until you remember that real people stink. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they killed the rails so what do they expect anyways? Then again since buffet bought back into rails there has been a push for this bullshit 'high speed rail' project, that is ultimately about moving cargo and goods. Anything these elitest pricks want is always going to be bad for the majority of people. These are the same idiots that take their SUV's out to protest the 18wheelers that fucking feed them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm sure old man Rockafeller will give her a few billion for every $100 she raises. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must suck being named after a mountain dew knock off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me great, so now we too must walk the line between free speech, and nutjob death squads. I'd rather die free between the sights of MDC's logic rifle, then life a shallow life never saying that chocolate chip cookies devoid of chocolate ships fucking suck!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what does god do with all the money he collects? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so obviously it isn't to flip the blue & 5 card, right? Because that'd be too easy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me to verify it is blue on the back? ....right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ok i see your point ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The answer is at least 3 shots 2 of them being top shelf. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me outsource America. to China and India. Maybe you can exchange homeless populations and even things out huh? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best drive I had was a CDC WREN or something like that... 660MB capacity, 5 1/4" Full height form factor.... The best part is that it could 'race'... if you seeked from the inside to the outside quickly the drive would jump... The worst thing about that drive is that it would race. making the woefully inadequate case I had shake like crazy all the time. But it was cool that my 486Sx20 with 8MB of ram and linux 1.3 had a mainframe HD in it. Hard to think, but back then everyone I knew had at most a 100MB IDE disk.. 660MB was like infinite storage back then. I think I had at least 50MB in BBS 'porn' which was mostly poor resolution GIF files. I am absolutely serious. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me brass I fucking hated it. But don't let the local geniui tell you otherwise, the thing to do is fucking play. Fcuking Paul Fucking McCartney never played scales, didn't even read sheet music, and it never stopped him from achieving. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so where do you stand on the great chocolate chip census? Or should I say senseless? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Your vote (-1) was recorded. This story currently has a total score of -3. You know what you must do. Do it for the future. Do it for the children. Do it for the humanity. AND DO IT FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE MORE THEN TWO (2) MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THEIR MOTHER FUCKING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. DO IT FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK 2% OF A BATCH OF 100,000 (2000!) THAT CONTAIN NO MOTHERFUCKING CHIPS IS A GOD DAMNED DISGRACE, AND THE PLANT SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN. But we all know the cockford magical chocolate chip cookie factory is incapable of shipping a product. is it oggy? and froggy too? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's snowing It's cold outside. Going to get colder. i know. Let's motherfucking go to Boston, it should be more insufferable there. Oh well, it'll be a good day to get molested, and be as high as a kite. PS COCKFORD's cookies only have at MOST 2 fucking chips in them. Which means they can easily have less. Sometimes NONE at all. rage on just don't vomit down in the wheel well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how did you do it? I mean, such VOLUME?! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it must be megahal with more tuning it's impressive though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me invasion domestic operations. war. let's hope for some domestic roundups. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one of them is gay. flame on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is this really batman? They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter. groan. they then explode into flames, spontaneousness combustion at the gayness of the whole thing, killing everyone, and setting the cigarettes ablaze. flame on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me perhaps not. then again I thought the joker was into explosions, and random acts of senseless violence? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Did you just see that? was it Indiana Jones in a fridge? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one can only hope: http://www.google.com/corporate/execs.html#eric their site isn't updated, don't they have security walk their creepieifed ass off the premises, and have olde scruffy the janitor pull off the plaque on the door, and scrape their name off the glass? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes. right now he's in the castro with his balls on the photocopier, making some copies for his soon to be adoring teacher. Otherwise, he'll have to school them in ignorant motherfuckers & thought police. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you killed it? man it has like BASIC and who knows what else. Did you get the bitching 30MB hard disk too? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should make it your coke/ho mainframe. it'll be ultra secure as it... *doesn't run windows *is too fucking complicated for the FBI/DEA/ATF to figure out *can't get any viruses *is known to be ho friendly Enjoy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds interesting.... no wait, great! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Brain Teaser Number Five Editorial Note: No calculators of any sort were permitted throughout during the entire exam! Thus none of YOU sorry lot are not permitted to use any manner of calculator either. I Will Personally Award One Hundred Dollars To The First Kuron To Post The Correct Answer! Would You Like Some Chocolate Chip Cookies? They're Still Hot From The Oven! My Question For You: PRECISELY! BON VOYAGE! BINGO! Why I Realy Could Win The Nobel Prize But I Lifted My Finger. The Mother Fucking Nobel Prize In Mother Fucking Physics! That's called Non-Conservation of Lepton Number, the verifiable and then indepently repeatible of so much as one each interaction in the original and repeating experiment would be just about the most Mother Fucking Mind Boggling Violation of one of the most Fundamental Laws of Physics that God-Almighty Himself has ever conceived of! Let's get back to that guy who discovered antimatter. I'd like to finally clue you in to why I wanted you all to puzzle over Brain Teaser Number One. Please Help I'm going to order some VPS's from some unspecting fool.... I was hoping to find some kind of VPN service where I could get a static ipv4 address on my desktop so I could serve from my laptop on the internets... I had about given up, and was going to build it myself. that reminds me, did't they start assigning the 1.0.0.0/8 space? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not try it in the Q you know for austerities sake? +1FP for sure! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes, destroy them all! Zzzz ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so you were an exceptional child? and thusly raped for it? sucks to be you! remember to conform, there is safety in numbers! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck yes! jews live to jew,don'tcha know? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me He's going to measure MDC's variability with analog inputs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me JESUS CHRIST, Kitten was^H^H^His an insufferable asshole Even in death he fucks up a good joke. CHRIST. Anyways for the 2 or 3 people that haven't done a wget, here is his life anthology of work. I guess if there was some nice quick and easy k5 image place, I just just place the prior punchline, coke.jpg somewhere. Maybe as another zombie kitten or maybe I'll get some geocities web page. Wait that's fucking dead too. Christ. What is the world coming to? I wish kitten had posted more of his voice mails.... it sure was amusing. hey, I also showed step by step on how to run scoop under apache 2! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I shit you not. how the fuck was missed??????? RIP kitten. because you have tubgirl DNS setup? beats me. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah it's like a joke isn't it? keeping up the k5 guard for someone to make a random coke machine joke? Although at the same point it's a friend to be admired, I mean, hell who will defend someone well after their death? I'm just glad they didn't wipe the kitten directory, for that would be far too shameful. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wonder who else is on that server http://www.mirrorshades.org/~bda/ may as well mine that one.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes, killed by coke. ror ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me weird. I guess someone from there watches here? or kitten had a k5 redirect to tubgirl? Very strange. Anyways I'll upload an archive of the kitten faggotry, as I did wget the thing in case there was some bullshit involved. Jesus even when he's dead he still manages to fuck up a good joke. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me someone being crushed under a coke machine. It's ironic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I wish we could embed video ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me videos are simply priceless $ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have husiites ever heard of kitten or tasted the sweet taste of cocaine? Have they ever lived? Have they ever cried? Have they ever drown their sorrows in $250 bottles of industrial whiskey? I think not. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought the only thing worse would be for it to be posted, and it'd serve as a reminder of why it's not a bitbucket, so his ... latest manifesto would be around to remind him of that. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me aren't they still 3/5 human and only for house seat appropriation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me fuck tibet! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abolition_of_slavery_timeline#1900-today *1959 Slavery in Tibet is abolished by China after the Dalai Lama flees. That's it, fuck Tibet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me was that before or after the inquisition? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me quick death at the hand of their own blood. what more can you ask of? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me texture can you feel it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hmmm.... Pumpernickel roads, buildings, and sky? Perhaps still body of pumpernickel to hide in? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good thing we don't have that problem ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's got nice graphs though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me We Can't Figure Out If My Mother And My Aunt Peggy Are Identical Or Fraternal Twins Editorial Note: This quite intentionally stream of consciousness esssy as far from complete and needs lots of major edits, not just minor ones. Quitty-Quott! She said that just HAD to be Dyslexia! Scythian Empires by Andrew Bird, Armchair Apocrypha. Do Not Let The Sun Go Down Until You Have Obtained Your Very Own Copy! ... You Must Obtain A Deep, Intuitive Insight Into Ever Last One Of Those Scales!... Kazhakstan! Guess Again! UNIONIZED! That Man Has The Attention Span Of A Mother Fucking Insect! It's called Average Daily Attendance. BACON SLICING MACHINES! Perhaps You Consider Where I Am Going With This. I Memorized My Own Student Identification Number! IT IS TO NOT GET ENOUGH SLEEP. IF YOU WANT TO SEE ME GO COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE IN LESS THAN A WEEK, SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORCE ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT AND STAY AWAKE THROUGHOUT THE SUNLIT PERIOD OF THE DAY. Please Help. please help ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol sure a terrorist in every parked car. Glad all that tax money is going to waste. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I debated about writing a desktop crawford, with ogg player, but let's be honest, nobody would download an exe I built and run it... Esp since it'll be about as annoying as clippy but with MDC. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you can't register a new one anymore either. You can't even buy your way in. I'm afraid it's just us now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah circling the drain down we go. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shhh this is the same MDC that wanted to airlift supplies to china after the whole 'democratic uprising' of the 1980's... Although I don't think most people realize that MDC didn't want to help the little people, but rather he wanted to ensure the government stays in place. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How can the Chinese have human rights abuses when the Chinese are not human? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me busted again? or all in past tense? See little Timmy here did the Donald Trump thing, and had LOTS of coke for everyone at the crime scene (lol .5k sure...............) and he fingered lots of people, which meant more busts, promotions, and people getting on the cover of Pravda, which always looks good. So since you lined nobodies pockets with new found wealth, do you now see why they turned you into a prison commodity to be sold into the market at a profit? Simply put, he gave them more wealth then the 40k a year to house him would have made them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp! would LIVE it again and again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hmmm I think I like where this is going.... only one nit.. "clothes we where reveals"... oh well, nobody's perfect, sure as hell isn't me... I'd +1FP to the Q, but you know the state of the world today..... keep up the writing! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me wait wait, I've seen this before.... here!!!!!!!!!! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp! would run in a VM with a disconnected network again ... (and delete it afterwards...) ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me benito mussolini? hirez ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me moar like... this. AMIRITE? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Will you be shocked when they renew the patriot act, yet again? lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like requiem for a dream you've got a long way to fall sunshine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Hydrocodone .... Isn't it an opiate? You know like Opium? Like Heroin? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Brogdel is more human then he gives himself credit for being.... Sure he pops pills, smokes up and drinks it all down, to try to forget it from time to time, but there is a human soul down there somewhere in the darkness.... He's not evil, rather not ready to confront the nature of his being. One can only hope he'll do so before it is too late, for poor Brogdel, and those who he loves. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I agree; lest father discover religion. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Oh my god, teh googlez has showen me the way And the way, by the way, is life, but not the life as you know it, but instead, it's life in three dimensions! This system allows visual examination of 3-dimensional cellular automata. The automata are displayed using cubes or wireframe graphics. The system allows a variety of rules. The simulated universe measures 128x128x64 and wraps around at the edges. Origin: Version: 1.0 (1-MAY-93) Requires: IBM PC 386/486 with extended VGA card, 4Mb+ RAM. Runs in 32 bit protected mode. Written in C, requires DJGPP gcc compiler. Executables included. Copying: Public Domain CD-ROM: Prime Time Freeware for AI, Issue 1-1 Author(s): Anthony Wesley 47 Brownless St MacGregor ACT 2615 Tel: 61-6-254-5133 Keywords: 3d Life, Artificial Life, Authors!Wesley, Cellular Automata, Conway's Game of Life, Life!Implementations References: ? http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/project/ai-repository/ai/areas/alife/systems/3dlife /3dlife.zip Isn't it amazing.... 32bit, and 3d all back in 1993. It runs great on dosbox. It says "public domain", I bet someone could port it to SDL, and open up the memory expanse, and say charge what? $20 a pop since this one actually is academic research.... Or maybe even go all the way and make it D3D! But that.... That sounds like work. what? like this? http://www.laser-magic.com/HoloMirror_360.htm Im sure they have an api. Also you ought to be scouring their 'resource' cd.... http://www.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/project/ai-repository/ai/0.html ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ironically I found the basic source to 'claude' here: http://02c1289.netsolhost.com/claud.zip while looking for a decompiler to reverse claude... PDP-10 "WAITS" may prove more... difficult, although the source is given here: http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/afs/cs/project/ai-repository/ai/areas/classics/parry/ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I don't see any dumps of Stanford WAITS. so it's lost... even the description says it's MOST of the source, so it's certainly not all of it. the "source" looks like garbage to me.... I guess the ".lap" files are where to start, starting with 'front.lap'..... I used some lisp like thing for autocad once uppon a time, but I just recall it being tedious, and really not easy to use lest I be looking at the book at the time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me python? try C. good olde fashion plain ANSI or hell even K&R C. I'll give you another great thing, if you are going to ever do any crazy optimizations, put comments in the code as to WHY. Or better yet, just have a 'generic' module that flows normal, then the other shit. In 10 years MDC's warp life won't run on any ARM cpu's as it's too specific, and too tied to the platform. As cool as those 30x faster then the competition things are, they always die the same way... Bit rot of too many years go by, too long they hold onto old iron, then blamo, even if they release the code, much like parry here, it makes no god damned sense out of context. I know iD's 'DOOM' of 1994 isn't exactly all that ancient of an example of old code gone right, but it sure as hell is portable code gone EVERYWHERE. Portability goes a long long way, and you still can't beat C & libc for running on everything worth while. I mean check this out: http://www.kongregate.com/games/mike_id/doom-1 There is a C compiler for flash. That's right, so if your programs were in C you could easily have them up and running in flash 10 capable browsers. C is a platform that will be around for a long long time, for better or worse. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe if you don't think like a von-newman machine. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and to add insult to injury the fucking buggiest shitty mac programs are the ones that fucking directly write to the screen. God help you if you run on something faster, bigger, or wider then the fuckhead 'developer' used, as it'll all fuck up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me http://www.truthorfables.com/My_Testimony.htm Yum, delicious copy+pasta! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The corrosion is in the pipes killing the fishes. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me +1fp would lol again. really it was funny, svelte! ... lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me As a good slave I have no strong opinion either way. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me me. I hate myself more then you tards could ever hope to do so. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh well not everything on k5 is what we'd all wish for, now is it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I am going to be the richorz! and it's a cunningly great plan. But since I don't hold back many secrets here we go: I'm going to take ancient programs from the 1970's, you know public domain type shite, and port them to modern platforms! I mean who wouldn't pay $20 for the honor of playing a rather poorly ported version of rogue on an iDEVICE, Android or xbox 360? Or the countless other great softwarez, like eliza, or lemon aid stand? Apparently, though someone is already on to me. I mean, come on, it's a winner, who wants to desperately re-live their childhoods in gussied up software? no just delirious with fever. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I haven't tried to roll my car yet or re-write some old program nobody cares about just yet. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they do already although in a few short decades nobody will be able to run anything from the platform in question.... I don't think anyone is writing any emulators for the platform as people are terrified of the OEM, and how they handle emulation.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me stop being a charicture of insanity otherwise those lines will blur. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me shit! I know where I'm going tomorrow AM to deposit a few thousand worthless dollars.......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me exactly it's even FDIC! lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Seeing that China was on the receiving end of the war on drugs, I doubt they are as insane towards their people.... It is a government for and by the people after all, you know workers, unlike another government that is for and by bankers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thank god you are the only one to have ever crashed a compiler. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn How does this relate to OS/2 again? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me no way! Warhol trolls the arts like crawford trolls the programmers & the mentally ill. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and here we are. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm glad the Police are out there enforcing artistic freedom limitations. Phew. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Shouldn't the US be busy tearing itself apart? Christ, the whole thing is just another extended exercise in faggotry, as all everyone does it write TL;DR essays, and nothing gets done. But what should have gotten done? Wasn't this kid on a precious 'watch list'? Haven't we learned that watching and DOING are two different things? All I can do is laugh at how the false left right tries to claim either ownership, or distance themselves from the whole thing. Nobody wants to do anything, just write drivel until Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan come to the rescue. The most amusing thing is that it takes a Joseph Stack (PBUH) to get things done, otherwise, the rest of these assholes are not going to change a fucking thing. So either put up, or shut the fuck up America. Let the civil war commence. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me when they talk about florida and economy they are talking about miami. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me look no further then X11 that's "innovation" for you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me abject failure. oh well. I was bored, and decided to install that emx thing, and port some old well known FPS to it. So I managed to get the video running, along with the network, and.. I thought I found a solution for the keyboard of all fucking difficult things to program, but it doesn't fucking work. I know k5 loves hard hitting 'technical diaries' that are strewn full of single sentence paragraphs, and other diatriab. Speaking of which, I just had a nice coffee, with these beans I just ground in my yuppimatic, that purport to be from Java. But I fucking hate Java, I hope Oracle sues the island, and all it's people for infringing on their new trademark. I'm absolutely serious But back to the problem at hand.... I'm calling DosMonRead like crazy, I've opened the KBD$ device like it says... but I don't know if it's shitty bugs in OS/2 2.0, or EMX. Maybe I'll just get the mouse running and try not to slam the keyboard too hard so it won't beep like crazy, and lock keys down. Fuck I hate stupid input queues. Or maybe I'll just have to see how SDL does it. Maybe you can see where I'm going with this? I wonder if I can buy some jewwed up knish or some shit for $5.98 at the diner down the road. Failing that there is always starbucks. Im not sure what the objective was although I do have a splitting headache, is that at least good enough for now? Perhaps I should file a bug report with IBM and post it all here, because people give a shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what for? being bored? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I lost my Warp! diskettes in a move. Or maybe I burned them, I honestly don't remember. I'm just glad that I only get any real 'support' issue with it now, maybe 2x a year. It's mostly friends of friends that find these old ass OS/2 machines doing something weird in a corner... And then there is the banks..... I'm just so glad I'm nowhere near that shit anymore, I have a feeling a certain bank that I used to work for gave up on all the attempts of porting their precious custom applications to Windows, and are using them via Virtual PC... The fucked thing is that they only worked correct on..... OS/2 2.0. I suppose I ought to image the diskettes, and email them to myself incase something crazy happens and I need them, but with any luck I'll never boot the thing again. Maybe next bored afternoon, I'll do something with MS-DOS. I bet it's less dead. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I lost heart. I could have gone on and on, but really even I couldn't stomach what I was writing. I've found the only thing worse then reading a great wall of text is to start writing one. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me be sure to say hi to the occupying USMC. you didn't think the military soaks up trillions every year for nothing right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's true! some people are simply more equal then others, just as in common law, some people are just more common, while others are not. Someone should send James a freedom award, and another congressional medal. clearly he deserves it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me reminds me of this. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's all full of muzzies and darkies anyways. welcome to the new yurup. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I was going to make a new UID a while back good to see it's still broken. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me -1 everyone knows there is no real difference between the media 'approved' two parties. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me war is peace ignorance is strength, and we've always been at war with eurasia. did I miss anything? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so now you make salsa? when you aren't grinding glass, or coding ogg frog? or hooking up with k5 transsexuals? oh dear. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I guess but it sounds like work. Besides, how else am I going to get my daily high fructose corn syrup & rat droppings? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so in addition to bland SYSV ports they have a fungus fair? Jesus christ, someone provoke a nuclear war with russia so Santa Cruz can be obliterated. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me where is that old cartoon The one that is calvin & hobbes meets MDC? yes, it's for.... a secret. yawn. shouldn't you be busy smoking crack, and trying to convince a simple AI that it's a toaster? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me honestly? no. I really don't give a fuck about people shooting up, so it doesn't do shit for me. sorry if you want to project the victim of the war on everything, project your hate at the boomers. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I liked OC-192 but it was the end of ATM. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me i hacked tymenet back before sprint cell data even existed. It's been a long long time since I've jumped pads. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me nate==cmdr taco burp. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and thus the genesis of geometric visions who the fuck sold him the deck??????????? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Flake Some brilliant people can be totally unreliable. At Opsware, we once hired an unequivocal genius--I'll call him Roger (not his real name). Roger was an engineer in an area of the product where a typical new hire would take 3 months to become fully productive. Roger came fully up to speed in two days. On his third day, we gave him a project that was scheduled to take one month. Roger completed the project in 3 days with nearly flawless quality. More specifically, he completed the project in 72 hours. 72 non-stop hours: No stops, no sleep, no nothing but coding. In his first quarter on the job, he was the best employee that we had and we immediately promoted him. When smart people are bad employees. Gee I hope "Roger" is ok.... Then Roger changed. He would miss days of work without calling in. Then he would miss weeks of work. When he finally showed up, he apologized profusely, but the behavior didn't stop. His work product also degraded. He became sloppy and unfocused. I could not understand how such a stellar employee could go so haywire. His manager wanted to fire him, because the team could no longer count on Roger for anything. I resisted. I knew that the genius was still in him and I wanted us to find it. We never did. It turns out that Roger was bi-polar and had two significant drug problems: 1. He did not like taking his bi-polar medication and 2. He was addicted to cocaine. Ultimately, we had to fire Roger, but even now, it pains me to think about what might have been. One need not be bi-polar to be a flake, but flakey behavior often has a seriously problematic root cause. Causes range from self-destructive streaks to drug habits to moonlighting for other employers. A company is a team effort and, no matter how high an employee's potential, you cannot get value from him unless he does his work in a manner in which he can be relied upon. drugs of choice changed to protect the uh... protagonist. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me crawfords are busy grinding in the ground grinding away for a better future, a future full of stars. A future so bright with promise and hope that he can't afford the distraction of looking up and being momentary distracted by the beauty of the heavens. No, it is his burden to carry for the rest of his life, to simply write endless essays and to grind away, grind away for a medium that's been largely replaced. But somewhere right now in an insane asylum, the crawford sits facing a corner, weeping for the glass that isn't being ground right now. He weeps as it was his reason for his being, and yet the ignorant motherfuckers and the thought police, have succeeded one more again from keeping him from his toil. But as the crawford weeps for the glass, he also schemes for the future. Brace yourselves, there will be a new secret. And a new manifesto. Because his father was in the navy, and his destiny is to simply grind away at the ignorant mother fuckers, and the unwashed online. Grind on you crazy diamond. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Brits in Kandahar province oh how the times have changed. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me go read any book or news paper of the time they sold it UK side as well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe they need crawfordian liberation? Not to mention that Korea and Japan aren'd damned to have Chinese typewriters. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are there reasonable Chinese typewriters? No wonder China is now safe, since he was on the job. Just as ogg frog has revolutionized the world of digital music! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I thought he was XO wouldn't that put him on par with Spock? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The Lost World: Jurassic Park Alien 3.....? Truly, an American icon. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me maybe in another generation UKians will sound American to increase their TV market appeal......... I bet accent reduction classes are popular! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me the twiddle the knob or use the internet. who uses analog radios anymore? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah and I can polish mirrors and write GUI widgets, or I can buy the motherfucking application and do shit.. Aw hell, is your dad in the Marines as a first battalion nuklear gunner, 1st class??? with a post doctorate thesis on submarines? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's like St Patricks day.... it's another amateur hour tryout. stay home, and watch a movie and be safe....ly away from these retards. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me addendum I got another bottle of blue label, and a copy of blade runner. rock on. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me droids... messenger bags & ipads. where have I seen this before? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me enjoy your shift at the burger joint. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me cha-cha cha! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me build a fire sing some songs. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hot grits? poured down pants? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'd expect nothing less other then her being petrified......... But I've never understood the /. crowd. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it's too late anyways nobody will rise to anyones defense. they may as well start with the disappearances... the stage is already set. Now go write that "FUCK the TSA" and let it begin. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yes, it's well known that the "patriot" act was for the oaklahoma incident............ ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It'd set a bad precedent.... because we all know that it has nothing to do with men in turbans on the other side of the planet, it's about controlling people here. Brought to you by the Arabian peninsula operations of Al_CIA_DA ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me left vs right is always a lost fight that's why so many fight it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I can't even tell them apart they both stand for the illegal wars, and the loss of rights... I mean FFS the "HOME LAND"!!! What the fuck is that shit? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh please 'man of the people' those people in their cars need to do something, revolutions don't come from the comfortable. Now go watch some TV. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I laugh at your .gov sites as I fund them with my daily toil. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so why do I pay taxes? and a shit load of them? where does that money go? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's probably an OEM price vs retail, vs upgrade.... Either way the retail copies will freak if you make too many hardware changes... so unless it comes with a new OEM pc, I'd say just stick with Windows XP.... The 64bit version of XP is pretty snappy, not to mention you can use more then 2GB of ram.... And at these prices, why not? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me beats me. I haven't seen a game on steam that won't run on it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I go for the ones with grinders built in the 'grind and brew'... Since the sound of whirling blades of death in the morning is enough to wake me up.... Although it's crappy plastic construction is starting to break after the minimal 3 years of use.... I was thinking of getting a new one or something more solid... Didn't Krups run guns during WWI to both sides? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Ah I thought coffee makers were a bit of a stretch for a munitions maker.... I don't think I'd ever trust a General Dynamics coffee maker..... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me why not grow the beans? christ it's just coffee. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me can I execute Americans for hanging on to shit that never actually happened to them? At least the gypsies, polacks & fags don't go on and on about the holocaust. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Was it? why does the writer have to be a Jew? Is there some special prowess posses by these "Jew Writers"? Since you have to mention Jew writers, and their magical talents of writing then it would be you who is antisemitic. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me jews are victims? I thought they were strong independent people with a dream to rule Palestine! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me What, you just find the Nigerian street vendors? Ask for the prince, tell them that he's offered you a fortune in return for a mere deposit of 50,000 USD as a gesture of good will.......... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Have a holly jolly Crawfordmas remember: he died for your sins. you really are far too idyllic for k5. you should have wished for him that "he didn't get teh aidz" or that he "didn't get raped by the horscock (again)"...... love..... That's ... something else. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me only if he's in a pin stripe suit a new car, and carrying a crisp $100 bill. Oh and over a fine banquet at Denny's. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hoping for another starwars franchise remake, or redo, or do over, or whatever they call them now. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me in purpose? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you should see a dr about that....... it could get socially awkward. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 2MM tittie fuck? fuuuuuuuck. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm going to have a blue christmas But it won't be that bad. $200 a bottle isn't bad for in the city, and in person.. On fucking christmas eve. So I'm chilling some cubes of ice, but I'll have the first shot neat. Merry mother fucking Christmas, faggots & harlots! Yeah I may as well. or maybe when I'm more plastered. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I bought that shit once... man corn whiskey is STRONG.... I ended up using it to flambe shit, it's just too fucking powerful to drink......... You could probably fuel a diesel with that shit... .But wow watch your eyebrows throwing that shit over open flame! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I would but I think I misplaced your addres.. if you still have mine I'll reply.... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me How about crawford's hand in a box? or what about his spleen? he owes so much. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me It's more of the same which isn't that bad, but it's.... not that new. Should have been an expansion pack. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Civ IV So now that Civ IV is $4.99, I figured I'd snag a copy and see what the big deal was.. So like a n00b, I figured go through the tutorial... damn it seems so intimidating... Oh well I'm sure it'll get better. It can't be any worse then railworks. I mean christ, it's a fucking JOB. What fun is there in doing a JOB for work? Then again I don't understand the whole farm hand 'gaming' shit either, I mean if you want to do something without having any real experience, looking like an idiot or killing others & yourself, isn't that the whole point of simulation gaming? What next? Crab fishing simulator? Taxi Driver? Bar tender? Hitman? Insurance adjuster? Call Centre agent? Janitor? PBX engineer? Ogg frog UI mockups? Man, I think I should make a "game" where people have to setup an asterisk phone switch, and once the telecom network is built, we setup a Mainframe, and start building the accounts payable, general ledger on CICS, then start to market a virtual product. I'll call it virtual cubicle dweller. The sad thing is that some poor people would actually want to work for 'virtualco'. I rest my case. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me pointing and clicking is intellectual? ooooh boy! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm going to give him another $50 when I see him down on St Marks. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me university isn't a job centre nor is it community college. Sorry to break it to you, but academia isn't the place to get "job skills". ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Im sure it's a burning priority lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me best of luck on the winter break watchout for clones in ninja suits. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so today I found out my MSA2000's are all fucking back doored by HP from the factor in ROM. Luckily I never bothered with that management bullshit once the arrays were setup, I yanked out the network as I don't like talking to disks. Now it looks like that ipsec, and all crypto in general is fucked. then again I guess since it was pulled from international trade, it meant it was fucking worthless. lol to all the ipsec cocksuckers, you may as well be in the clear, shit works faster anyways. google the fucking things yourself, for the 2 or 3 that fucking care. maybe pgp is suspect too? maybe we should all go back to rotl13? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good fences make good neighbors. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh I never thought of you as a Reagonite! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't breathe! you'll emit deadly CO2! We've been doing the tacky online cards for 3 years no. I've never been into this strange card thing that Americans send around, so I just delete the email. I guess I could print off a few hundred on the colour copier and mail them out, but I'm not an office boy, so here you go: Merry motherfucking Christmas, and thank god we should still be in business for the new year! PS buy something from us! PPS And tell them that Del Sent ya! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me WHAT THE FUCK IS 365BLACK? At McDonald's, we believe that African-American culture and achievement should be celebrated 365 days a year -- not just during Black History Month. That's the idea behind 365Black.com. It's a place where you can learn more about education, employment, career advancement and entrepreneurship opportunities, and meet real people whose lives have been touched by McDonald's. Plus, you can also have a chance to win exciting once-in-a-lifetime opportunities. So make sure you visit often -- you just might get inspired. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me one of those ghetto android tablets so you can run MDC's life... ha ha, oh the irony, little MDC's life in everyones hands.... I wonder if people will feel strange terminating him when he wiggs out? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me she probably want's to read your poetry. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me perhaps the irony; is that by quitting k5 i'd be killing myself.? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I have one too it's nice to read on, although the joke is that I never seem to find the books from reputable sources that I want to read, and hell I'd be willing to pay. But yeah, uploading PDF's is nice.. I hear it runs android I wonder if MDC's life is in my hands when I hold it? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me a distracted slave, is a happy slave But the terrorists have scored another major victory in the war of media attention. no football for the giants. it'll hit exceptionally gay once you get a pram, and push the dog around in it....... It's getting cold here too, the wood floor isn't as warm as I'd hoped. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you die? or get a life? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so do it. it's fun. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me swiftly. just do it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me AA? nobody likes a quitter. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he's just a distraction from ron paul, the fed, the trillions being bleed out... and if you like 2 party drama, the dems chase after the weakest of the herd to make sure he is given a light sentence so he wont face double jeopardy. as long as you are happy and distracted, all is well. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me is it these? 16,408 ogg frogg 1.txt 11,123 ogg frogg 2.txt 7,379 ogg frogg 3.txt 11,021 ogg frogg 4.txt 5,609 ogg frogg 5.txt 36,417 the ethical engineer.txt ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh well get them before bookedface fucks it all up. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me link http://drop.io/scoop18 ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me avaya sells these neat 'powered' splitter jacks that you plug an rj-11 into, and well it's got a nice TRS port... so you can just jack in and listen...... You still have analogue phones? You can't even route that shit through google for call recording? what about asterisk? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds like a nono isn't synergizing their synergies! But isn't it late for the JiT fad? One can only hope there is a major transit interruption so the great famine of 2010 can get a good kick off. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me you got fisted for postage? christ, I better not lose my stamps! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me North Korea is a key ally in the war to keep the slaves happy and distracted, just as Sarah is. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me border checkpoints in the country lol ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and people having fun or even remotely enjoying themselves.. and they hate music of any kind. thank the gods the democrats can save us from them!!!!!.... Naturally democrats just love zero tolerance, since it makes them look tough. The russian nukes can't rain down quick enough to end the duplicability of stupidity. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me don't worry the fbi had lead this guy along the chosen path to be plucked out when needed for some much needed PR. This is nothing more then 'security theatre', or as she put it, pretending to protect anyone/thing/us. Naturally the lesson is to remain scared. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me good shit, no? I love me that stuff, 3 is a good number for fin du monde. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sounds foreign.... do they have oil? are they in desperate need of liberation? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me world of goo it's on sale for $5, play it, it'll take your mind off being you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me yeah steam has lots of shit for sale. and for $5 you can't go wrong in the distraction room... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sam adams and chicken pizza...................... welcome to mother fucking boston... another 'emergency' business trip. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me and im fucking still employed so yeah. now grab the other end of the trunk, and start hauling my shit sales boy. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it sure wouldn't be that gcc has always sucked on ppc, and that nextstep went from m68k, to intel then to later add sparc, hppa, a non released m88k port, then ppc... It's been on x86 gear for a long long time. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me keep doing the same stay the course, the path is clear, the recovery is near. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sure, why not? even if the place is infested with Egils. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me sell 20k worth then you've at least covered your base. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh dear prison again? looks like you'll be getting some meat. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Are we going to see another round of Xenix? or is Cutler going to get his revenge? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me right click on the desktop.. anywhere.... personalize, and in the bottom right corner of that pane is the screensaver/lockout thing. If it's been infected with linux, then just return it as defective. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what the hell are you running? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me so true although the other day I installed XP x64 on a machine to play games, because I want to upgrade it without going through licensing bullshit... and it works fan fucking tastick, esp for only setting me back $300 USD... And hell with it being a 'barebones kit' from newegg with 2gb of ram, xp runs great..... I really have to look at my windows 7 laptop with 8gb of ram going like crazy with constant disk access to wonder what the fuck went wrong. But I know the further punishment is that HP won't make XP x64 drivers to force people to vista/7. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Your economy is based on NT? good luck with that. Although NT 4.0 isn't that bad... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ZOMG Was this before he was in the Navy? Also how does this relate to nuclear weapons? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me with any luck they'll get all depressed and commit suicide like the initial wave of Avatar watchers...... So I'm all for this! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it'll just encourage more people into the radiation chambers. Nothing like a little radiation, and people gawking at you nakid. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me have you ever stared at a mainframe... no really, just stared at it, and wondered what it was doing? What is was thinking? What was going on? Perhaps it was bored, maybe it was mad... Maybe it wanted to kill. Or perhaps it has a strange desire to send you into the desert to fetch grandma's slippers... Well it's fucking happened. A video game mainframe, that apparently is 80% borderlands. freedom of speech isnt cheap you have to just deal with the fact that everyone is an asshole at heart. but don't take it to heart, just protest their church. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Has anyone here gotten a $5 account Failed to send mail. It could be a problem with the address you entered, or with the server. Please double-check the email address you entered, make sure that it is receiving email, and if still fails, copy and paste the error message and send it to K5 for help. The error message is: "connect to 127.0.0.1 failed (Connection refused) connect to 127.0.0.1 failed connect to localhost failed (Connection refused) connect to localhost failed connect to localhost failed (Connection refused) no (more) retries! ". fix it rusty, you have to! I've found a lot of things that claim to support GRE are a bunch of fucking liars, and that fucking shit never integrates for crap. I know I know it's like 3rd party EIGRP, but if you want GRE so badly look at IPIP. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me how do cisco routers support ssh tunnels? personally I front mine with OpenVPN so I can compress the fucking traffic, and use big keys, and use ipip tunnels to simulate ptp links so I can run eigrp and get around internet funkyness.... Not to mention sites always change, people are always fucking adding subnets and shit, and ipsec never fucking interopts for shit. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me oh sure but then again it's nice having something that runs as an appliance you can turn on & off without worrying about sync, or filesystem states. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I'm thinking of changing VPS providers... So get this, my primary VPS is fucked. The provider performed an upgrade, and now it won't boot. The only interaction I have with them is their support@ email address which creates tickets etc etc.. But I've emailed them about this some 5 hours ago. However while waiting around... I found this other VPS that cost me less then an egg an bacon sandwich ( 1.79 ), and I was up and running in 50 minutes. Yep, from ordering to logging in was 50 minutes. Then again I guess the 'issue' is simply that this was all around 7am EST which is 1pm UK time.. 3AM west coast, so I am thinking my other VPS team is still sleeping... Oh well, such is life. I've also found some provider that claims to allow VMWare access for something not too insane a month. Then I can load OS/2 2.0 into an instance, and set that up as my web server. OS/2 forever, yo! I made a good ammt of money last year on foosball but really it's not that interesting to me... Oh and this is also why: D'oh! I can't seem to talk to the mod_perl server. This probably means that we've taken it down for a few minutes to update something. Please be patient, I'm sure we'll be back up presently. In a recent poll of 1077 Kuro5hin readers, it was decided that The Terrorists should be blamed for this error. Some combination of factors involving a yacht, monocle polish, and hamsters was a close second. So clearly, the error indicates that The Terrorists (possibly located on a yacht and/or assisted by hamsters with monocle polish) have already won. Looks like more instability ahead... ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me heh I always had you pegged for a closet homo. real men drink beer, not collect flowers and obsess about it endlessly. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you sure? look behind you. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me isn't that only for java? or some other nonsense? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me free l00nix? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me Manchuria lots of iron and shit to send to japan, along with gang rape and other things...... So yeah, WWII made in China! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me he died in a car crash though. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me what has the naacp done in the last 30 or so years? really? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me they've done nothing for me at least nation of islam provides countless hours of entertainment when it comes to the 'white devil'. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me The bigger question is why did you forsake us? kitten & thurler died because of your lack of interest. I hope you're fucking happy lurker. Now go and finish Crawford's final solution. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me bored. c****data analysis program for pipet suction on cells c***this program reads input data using free formating c****then compulate and produce a plotting file. c tm= tension @ the meridian c dlrp= length/radius of pipette c tim= time (hr-min-sec-frame) c cp= correction factor for pressure (in dynes/cm*cm) c cl= correction factor for length (to cm) c rp= radius of pipette (um) c npi= number of data points going in the pipette c npo= number of data points going out of the pipette c dlint= lint= y-intercept c tmint= tint= x-intercept c rigco= stiff= slope of the line to linear best-fit c dlprp= coordinantes of the linear best-fit line Sadly this isn't for an adderal drip for our esteemed spokesperson.. They were researching sickle cell. lol, fortran for niggaz. deny the holocaust and go to prison... it's fucked up that just saying something will land you in prison just for the thought crime... But hell, they can't even play castle wolfenstien because... it's full of German imagery. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me PBUH ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like this shit Giovanni. It's got some of that tea tree oil stuff that feels way better on my balls, and it's sold by hot chicks... So it's a win win. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me ogg; the final frontier Well it was going to happen sooner or later. The ignorant motherfuckers were going to have their last laugh after all. At work we got dumped all this fucking audio data, and a collection system that just generates fucking ogg. Now mind you, ogg if just a fucking container, they store all kinds of bullshit into it, like audio, and other fucking things. So I was at the cross roads, do I re-write our software hooks to support ogg & that POS vorbis and friends or do I just cheat and rely on some cli ogg to wav tool, and just fucking decode and recode in something more humane like .au? Well today it gives me great sorrow... I just used the included example programs and extended our software. but get this, fucking ogg stores the length at the mother fucking END of a file. I guess re-writing the headder is out, and you just slap down some media to the disk, and never touch it again. Yeah, lots of us use sequential WORM devices. But standing on the shoulders of ogg and reading the shit into raw wav was fun... Same with writing it. But I'll never get why the MDC never just fucking used SDL's audio class ( and video) and just made his own player? I mean re-writing GDI is fun and all that shit (lol wine) but why not rely on others..? Isn't that the point of open sores software? To magically integrate some audio codec I didn't know shit about 2 days ago, and no my thankfully well thought out readwave/writewave procedures are now just overloaded c++ sets to detect what they are doing and now read/write the correct format....? Isn't this the holy grail of modular software? I'm no fucking 'super debugger' I'm just a guy that mashes square pegs though round holes.... And this one didn't need that much brute force. come on MDC, show us some alpha love What fucking dictionary do you have? gullible (gle-bel) adjective Easily deceived or duped. Excerpted from The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition 1996 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Electronic version licensed from INSO Corporation; further reproduction and distribution in accordance with the Copyright Law of the United States. All rights reserved. Oh wait, you've fucking got me again. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me try finding the ones that'll read 10,000 page essays. maybe it's finally time for mdc to re-invent himself. Maybe it's a good time to travel to India, Burma, Vietnam, China etc.... I don't think he's going to find what he's looking for under heavy sedation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me set the frogg free who knows, maybe someone will finish it. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me So it's not going to be hot neon pink and lovingly called horse cock admirers monthly? I mean I dig the retro gain a subscriber base online to publish a pulp magazine but...I guess you want those hard circulation #'s, not downloads? I'm still deciding between home or a work address.. or check to see how much for a PO. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thanks for the tip I've never solicited mail order material that I'd ever wonder about someone else getting ahold of... the joys of living with someone...... :&pipe; ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me And then you can use wordstar...? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me did you too take autocad home and run it on some soft 8087 emulator and watch it draw line by painful line? Then get all excited to have a 80287XL with it's awesome 80387 powers on your 80286 rig? I don't know if it was all that .... happy... but it sure was frugal! ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me I like the one where Dec keeps Dave Cutler, NT becomes a DEC only thing to unite VMS and Unix, and nobody uses it, and Commodore and Atari are still fighting in 2010. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me thats for sure, but then you know CP/M hardware compatibility really freaking mattered for the IBM PC's early adoption... I guess the only 'positive' thing is we copy files, not pip them. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me it may as well be. when they had to add extra digits to the debt clock, we were all fucked.. I mean it's impossible to pay back now, even though it's never the idea... What we consider money is actually debt.. and with nobody loaning money, it's a contraction of the supply.. so now they are trying to inflate the overall numbers.. lol $5 for an account may look like a bargain come spring. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me 96% loss isn't much of a devaluation isn't it right? ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me are you really that dumb? or insane? no wait, I know IHBT. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me hardly it's more so that I know it's not worth my effort because you don't understand that you are already living under hyperinflation. ------- I...I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. Because I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. - Me To all you ignorant motherfuckers @ google It finally fucking happened. They changed the UI for google and now Internet Explorer 5.00.2314.1003 for the Dec Alpha doesn't work anymore. Way to go you cockbags, the only redeeming thing about this machine was that it couldn't run x86 32 bit binaries (fuck !fx32) but it didn't look all fucking retarded with gnome, or that kde bullshit. Instead it was all awesome win32 on a motherfucking Dec Alpha. And now that's all fucked up. Looks like I'll have to see if the fucking 'internet' mail settings for Exchange 5.0.1458.47 work, but I fucking bet they wont. Fuck at least in the Microsoft World, I can use my fucking Dec Alpha to talk to the exchange 2003 server without issues. Maybe google should have an option for backwards compatability, and learn that is the #1 reason why the best selling CPU is from Intel, and the #1 Operating system is from Microsoft. Yes I know it's something about JS and encryption, but fuck that noise, the NSA already listens to all the phone calls, there is no more secrets. Fuck you google!