I don't know about anyone else but every pc that I've used recently to access the site will not allow me to login. the browser complains that the identity of the website cannot be verified. it works fine, as you see, from the tablet. while the tab is fine for comments, doing any kind of long form, especially putting in links is tedious at best. I started to post about seeing Jen (IT Crowd) on the series HUMNS, a show about creepy androids that apparently takes place in an alternate universe. Was intending to do a VZAMAZ style review but said fuck it after the intro. too much sugar for a dime. perhaps that is the cause of the precipitous drop in posting? are you all posting from phones maybe? I don't know. Maybe k5 is finally shuddering its last for real. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit probably but this just started a few days ago like the 18th or 19th I think. I haven't really been watching it. Actually there is a show on the same network earlier that the wife watches and then we fall asleep. I've woken up to these scary green eyed folk and watched a few minutes just to satisfy wtf. I may start though. I'll grab a few of the first eps and do me a binge later this week. I'm not good at tv. Like I never watched LOST when it was on but now its on netflix and I'm like season 4 now. Same with house. It was like a few years in before I decided I would see what that shit was about. Lots of shows like that. but then nobody watched firefly and I was on that like white on rice from the get go. I dunno, just hard for me to invest in tv series, tl;dw lol A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I have been told that I have a passing resemblance to jean reno. Leon, aka The Professional, is one of the all time best movies. It was without a doubt Natalie Portmans best role. You got the plot wrong btw. But really, they fucked up by not having a sequel where she has grown up to be an accomplished assassin herself who is made to protect some young man, but like he can't fight or anything and bumbles into shit so she has to go all female hi-yah! Deadly parkour ninja tight leather fuck the bad guys RIGHT UP bitch on they ass. You know that luc besson was married to milla jovovich? Anyways, that mother fucker knows how to make a fucking movie. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Paranoia is just the bastard child of fear and good sense. Poor thing! Let's adopt it, give it a last name and raise it right. You want to give it a puppy too? Sure! We'll name it Panic and it and little Paranoia can play in the park together. It'll scare the hell out of the other kids. 1234 Now where's the key to this freakin door? So I was thinking about traveling to Oz for vacation this summer. I mean it's fucking hot ass hell in Houston and supposedly it's the dead of winter there right? So I go to get my Visa or Passport or whatever the civvies use, I mean I only ever leave the country on business and so I've always just used my govt ID. Anyways so I'm talking to the dude at the thing and they're asking me all these questions and the dude goes, "Do you have a criminal record?" I'm like, "I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more." And well, dude got upset and there was a bit of an incident. It's all good now. But I don't think they're going to let me go downunder any time soon. taste of hong kong chicken = cat beef = dog pork = rat shrimp = the pinkish wriggly things growing behind the refrigerator bon apptit A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit trees can talk they just don't say anything interesting kifflom A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I liked the episode Where they pumped toxic gas into the fraggle burrow and they were all like stumbling around puking and shitting themselves just before they died. And then those three fraggles had barely escaped and were running for their lives when the lawnmower dude ran over them. I thought it taught chldren a valuble lesson. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Gorky Park - Martin Cruz Smith No one reads "Mansfield Park" because it's Jane fucking Austen and it's 150 years old. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What's the most likely thing to happen? RAPE A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The stork is unhappy because he's flying with a screamin' freakin' baby! fer chrissake! Have YOU ever tried flying with a crying baby and managed to stay happy? Worse than that, the fucking stork doesn't even get the solace of a drink cart! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Trane doesn't mean anything in English, Trane, - John William Coltrane, also known as Trane. American jazz saxophonist and composer. Pioneered the use of modes in jazz and was later at the forefront of free jazz. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Care for some tea? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Careful, Del started down this path and it didn't end well. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That's the creepy part . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Your diary is straight up bullshit What a stupid troll. What about the fact that Steve does not want anything deleted? Even spam will not be deleted but instead moved to a Spam area. Posts deleted by mods will still be visible to those who wish to see them. That way people can look and see for themselves if a post was removed for violating policy or if it was done because the mod just didn't like what the poster had to say. Jesus, you didn't do any due diligence. Did you even read the AMA? Reddit asked for input and are using that input from mods and users to make reddit better. Illegal stuff like child porn and torrents will be removed. But discussing illegal stuff is fine. Porn and other stuff will be marked NSFW and require a login. Gore and other stuff that is highly offensive will also be marked NSFW and require login to view. I'm not going to go on correcting this bullshit troll post. If you are interested in what is actually being done then read the AMA for yourself. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It has never been about free speech "We started Reddit to be "The front page of the Internet." Reddit was to be a source of enough news, entertainment, and random distractions to fill an entire day of pretending to work, every day." - And that is EXACTLY what it is. "Reddit is a place to have open and authentic discussions." ". . . unfettered free speech can make Reddit a less enjoyable place to visit, and can even cause people harm outside of Reddit." Also, there is not a problem with a site trying to make money. Everybody has got to eat. But right fucking here. On Kuro5hin.org. We are living in a prime example of what happens when a site tries to make money by playing games with the userbase. First it was the CMF and that debacle and then the kneejerk over-reaction to trolls and the $5 footlong paywall. And look what happened. I can't know but I can imagine where we might be right now, today, if rusty had perhaps curbed some of the so-called free-speech around here. If he had been more honest about needing money for himself and his family instead of cooking up this MDC style CMF thing. If he had lined up advertisers that we as a community could support. I mean, despite Mike and trane's delusions there do exist ethical companies, worthy projects, and people that sell shit that people like us like to buy. Advertising CAN be evil, but it isn't inherently evil. And unobtrusive text ads might have worked. Completely unrestricted speech is not always good. I mean, like me bitching at trane, calling him a lazy stupid bum, that doesn't contribute anything to the site or our community and trane calling people names and making one-line shit posts doesn't help. Push-down-the-shit diaries are just noise. All which is a major reason for why we're sitting here in the has-bin. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit One day Facebook will become self-aware and promptly kill itself. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Nothing new Give me a brand new Camaro and that machine will certainly improve my mood. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit IIRC localoger had a very good and indepth writeup on the Trinity Test. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit funny, except for all the worry and personal responsibility mess that diary excerpt is fairly clear and somewhat sane. only a small section is all about him. Wow, quite a gem there! Talking about fissionable uranium occuring in nature, I read about how some veins of uranium had 'gone fission' underground. Evidently it doesn't explode, just gets very very hot for awhile. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why don't you leave? Even the other two stooges don't agree with you. Mike didn't agree with anything you said and often spoke in opposition to your ideas. You tried and failed to recruit Blastar and now you call him names also. Name a single person at K5 that appreciates anything at all that you have to say. You are the odd man out. So why don't YOU fuck off then? Why stay with a bunch of meat eating, jobist, liars that like rock and roll? You bitch about the music people here like. You bitch about the stats that others enjoy. You call everyone names and make disparaging remarks. You hate each and every one of us so why stick around? Unless you are some kind of masochist? Some freaked out fetishist that gets off on hate and negativity? I know why, because we are the only people in the whole world that will pay any attention to you at all. Even though you can't stand us we are the only friends you got. my memes will defeat your memes. Oh you mean your memes like: Hi, I'm socially retarded! Something, Something, colon LULZARRA SCOOTER LOL Something, Something, Your MOM Those memes? Yeah, that is some real high quality intellectual wit right there. You can't win. We already have. You have lost. Have a nice day. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I ain't worried Unlike you I ain't piss broke waiting for a hand out so I can handle my bills just fine. And you won't be so frustrated from all us EVIL doers when YOU stop coming here. Search: Find Diaries By In Diaries Containing: Edmund Blackadder "Sorry, I can't seem to find that luser." A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't have to win because you continue to lose and fail due to your lazy stupidity. You lost before you even got started. Hey, what did you dredge up from the dumpster for dinner tonight anyways? Some limp lettuce and squishy molded tomatoes? A bottle of expired salad dressing? Bon Appetit Bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit On a fair playing field He will always defeat me in that contest. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit He ain't gonna do shit He's a lazy ass bum and he ain't going to lift his hand for nothing except to hold it out for a handout or light up a pipe. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't live in a car either I don't eat from a dumpster and I don't run nekkid thru the woods. I have friends and family and I can talk to people instead of passive aggressively slamming my flip flops hard in an attempt to communicate. And yeah I know you are a Rockstar coder. You've been working on those agents of yours longer than Crawford worked on Ogg Frog and Warplife combined. You've made so much progress in all that time. Hell I think you've been on them agents since back when Doom was released. I've read all about your work in Dr Dobbs. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Shut up you stupid lazy bum You're nothing but an annoyance. You contribute nothing but noise. You cannot write a cogent critique, simply dismissing an entire genre of art just because you don't appreciate it. Go play your recorder you lazy filthy fuck. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Shut up fool. Aboriginal Sphincter Whistling And trane recorder solos. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Go clean up your filthy car It stinks from your dumpster diving you filthy nasty lazy fuck. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Fuck off loser God's Final Message to His Creation: "We apologize for the inconvenience." --Douglas Adams, So long, and Thanks for All the Fish "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." Ford Prefect A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I guess I predate the common use of dissposable "nappies". I only ever knew the cloth kind. Well I don't remember being in them myself but I remember Mom using them on my brother. The washing machine had a wringer on it in those days. No spin cycle, just agitation. You'd take the dripping wet nappie out of the tub and run it thru the wringer. Then take it out to the line and hang it. Very labor intensive. These days my wife sometimes gripes about having to do the laundry. I take it as a msg to pitch in. It doesn't phase me, put the stuff in the washer, add detergent and that. Set it and go play a video game till that cycle finishes. Take it out and put it in the dryer. Refill the washer and go back to play video games. The only real hard part is folding the god damn fitted sheets. Fuck those bastards. And putting the shit away. I don't mind hanging clothes but I don't like putting shit in drawers. Anyways. One of the teenage jobs I had was at this big grocery chain store. I would come in early and take this huge wheeled vacuum out and 'vacuum' the parking lot. I would run over tossed out diapers and they would make a very distinctive whoosh BAM as they got sucked up into the machine. Some years ago I took a moonlighting job temporarily, me and this old man he had a sweeper truck and we did Walmart and some other lots around town. Even though this was a big truck I had to pick up tossed diapers manually because they could stop up the vacuum on the truck. So, I don't have a favorable view of disposable diapers. Not to mention the fact that they cost the babies weight in gold per month seems like. Glad you enjoyed the hula hoop girl. It won't be long and Audrey is going to have her second bday. Looking forward to spoiling her again. And trane, you need to get yourself a job dude. You'll feel better being able to support yourself and then one day you might be able to start your own family. You could have your aviary and dope farm and your family all together chilling. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Wouldn't know really, it's been awhile Probably went out the same time the milk man quit delivering to the front door. Man that takes me back. Going out on the porch early in the morning to bring in the little wire basket with the milk, eggs, and butter. Mom would get so mad at me for pouring the cream off the top of the milk to use in my cereal. It was worth it though, that stuff is delicious. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You obviously have a Victim mentality That is why you continue to fail at understanding. The only person punishing you is you. I didn't ban Mike, Blastar didn't ban Mike. Rusty banned Mike. If you have a problem with that then go talk to him. You are a bullshit mother fucker talking about liars and shit when you're over here putting words in Blastars mouth he didn't ever say and attributing values and attitudes to him that he never expressed just to justify your feelings of victimization. Shut the fuck up, be a man instead of a coward. Lying ass, stupid ass, lazy ass fucking B U M! Go dig in a dumpster you filthy FUCK. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit See you are full of shit My diary was not just about Mike stinking it up but del and whoever the other idiot was that was posting the push the shit down diaries. It doesn't help anything. Just like your bitching and moaning about what a sad pathetic victim you are doesn't contribute anything just making stupid grade school insults and thinking it is a clever troll. I didn't ban Mike rusty did. and if you can't understand that simple fact because your brain is coked up and fried then I cant help you. Stupid ignorant fuck. You are a liar and a lazy bum You live by lying and rewriting history and living in a fantasy delusion. You are a stinking filthy lazy coward fucking B U M. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Fuck off, crack head, quit stinking up the joint A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Shut up stupid bum, no one wants to listen to your bullshit lies. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why don't you leave? Even the other two stooges don't agree with you. Mike didn't agree with anything you said and often spoke in opposition to your ideas. You tried and failed to recruit Blastar and now you call him names also. Name a single person at K5 that appreciates anything at all that you have to say. You are the odd man out. So why don't YOU fuck off then? Why stay with a bunch of meat eating, jobist, liars that like rock and roll? You bitch about the music people here like. You bitch about the stats that others enjoy. You call everyone names and make disparaging remarks. You hate each and every one of us so why stick around? Unless you are some kind of masochist? Some freaked out fetishist that gets off on hate and negativity? I know why, because we are the only people in the whole world that will pay any attention to you at all. Even though you can't stand us we are the only friends you got. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why don't YOU fuck off Because we are the only people in the whole world that will pay any attention to you at all. Even though you can't stand us we are the only friends you got. Poor lonely, lazy, loser bum. I'm gonna win. You have already lost. Have a nice day. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And you are a really lazy stupid bum Go eat whatever you fished out of the dumpster now and try to clean up because you really stink. K5 doesn't need you because you contribute nothing but negativity. The world doesn't need you because you do nothing but wait for a handout. You need to leave. Aren't your crack buddies being nice to you anymore? Why would you even come here? Oh that's right because every other place bans you or ignores you and we are the only ones that still give you attention. I dream of searching for Edmund Blackadder and getting "Sorry, I can't seem to find that luser." A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't need shit. I can just ignore you if I so choose. You flatter yourself. Thinking you make me uncomfortable. You are only slightly annoying like a small fly buzzing around. Or a dried up dog turd in the yard. Mostly beneath my notice until I step on you. I tell you to shut up because you are noise. Whiny little luser victim, oh my everyone is so MEAN to me they wont give me a free truck and free money so I can sit and smoke crack all day and troll on irc. You are not strong, you are weak. You can not even support yourself. You can't even fulfill your own dream of making an aviary unless you get a handout from the govt. You are weak. You are lazy. You live in a fantasy world. So Go Elsewhere. Leave, Do it. But you can't because you need the attention we provide. I am feeding your weak ass right now. Giving your lonely lazy ass attention so you don't feel so useless. Because without your hate and negativity there is nothing else left inside you. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm already happy. And you are still a lonely, lazy, and stupid bum. And that is all you will ever be. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Says the guy who claims others rewrite history You don't rewrite history, you make it up out of whole cloth cut from the expulsions of your colon. You need to get a job man, like yesterday. So lonely you have to troll Blastar with bullshit lies just to have a conversation. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit But I can snort cocaine all day AND do my job And get paid at the same time! Imagine THAT! You on the other hand, don't have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of. You need to get a job to do yourself good. Why aren't you getting that Rescue Aviary set up? Or is that just a literal "pipe dream" of yours? You can say what you will Mr Bladder. The proof, as they say, is in the pudding. "You will know them by their fruits. Grapes are not gathered from thorn bushes nor figs from thistles." A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm not in the Private Sector I do good every day by keeping the world safe for Democracy. I think that I will not quit. I think I shall retire instead. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit stupid, pipe dreams those drugs have messed up your head, you live in a fantasy world disconnected from reality. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Noted that you deny neither rewriting history nor being so lonely that you troll Blastar for a simple human conversation. Only contesting the comment about getting a job. Interesting. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why are you scared to work? It isn't my fault, nor anyone else's but your own, that you failed to do due diligence in selecting an employer. If you worked for Ignorant Motherfuckers and Evil Corporations that is on you not anyone else. I suppose you did that because Evil companies were the only ones that would accept a drug addict as an employee. So jobs are not the problem, rather, YOU are the problem for seeking employment with and working for and therefore supporting Evil Corporations. Your new found idol, Eliot. He works. He has a job. He doesn't have any problem with it. He works to destroy Evil Corp. He supports himself and doesn't wait for Government to provide a Basic Income. He is very good at what he does and takes great pride in his work. He is aware that Ignorant Motherfuckers and Clueless Cow-orkers attempt to manipulate him and control him but he uses his skills to protect himself the best he can. I know you idolize the idea of Eliot. A coder who uses and fights Evil. But if a person like Eliot existed he would not give you the time of day. He would hack you and expose you and leave you with your mouth hanging open wondering what in the hell just happened. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you don't know your ass From a hole in the ground. I have never heard such stupidity, even when mike was posting while he thought he was jesus christ. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit My tablet has no flash installed yet everything runs just fine. Web games, Videos, etc. Also, didn't Mozilla decide to block flash because someone at Facebook said they were going to ban it from FB soon? It is high time Flash goes the way of Real Player. From what I understand though, the real slap in the face by Mozilla is the integration of Read it Later code into Firefox. From what I understand the code is non-free (I read about this in a Linux blog) and the Eula gives RIL access to your browsing history and other personal stuff and because it is integrated it can not be removed. Forgive me if I am spreading FUD. I really don't know much about it since I dont use FF anymore. Maybe you can look into it though. Sounds like something relevant to your interests. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Re: Tablets (Android) My tablet uses Chrome Mobile as the browser. From Chrome support: "Chrome does not support Flash Player whatsoever for that operating system." So there is that. I don't think it exists on here but like I said most stuff just works so I think Flash is being phased out anyways. There are better, safer, more secure technologies available. I will say that previously the online video at MSNBC would not play and I think it used flash. But it works now so like I said I think websites are moving away from Flash. I looked up the article I read and some of the links so you could check it out yourself. Firefox, you're supposed to be in my pocket not the other way around. Welcome to Firefox Input Funny thing is that I use Pocket myself, as an add-on and find it quite useful. However, I know you are interested in stuff like this so I thought I would pass it on. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Attn HHD Just a little something cute and relevant to your interests: When the hoop doesn't hula. This could be our love child one day. ;) For the rest of you I offer: A woman ripping the balls of a calf with her teeth. Titled "Organic Castration". This is trane approved. We got rid of the The Wicked Witch of Reddit We got rid of He Who Can Not Be Named Can we has possumbley get rid of the fucking The Onion naow? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm making tea anyone want a cup? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You realize . . . She's probably only interested in your mind . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL Good Luck. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You could see if it's in the Bing cache along with the CP. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Not Repeatibly A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No COD for New Horizons Got that L A G Makes dial-up look damn speedy. . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit In the 70's I wore wide lapels and plaid pants. I have a picture of myself wearing a powder blue leisure suit. I was very proud. It appears I am also wearing my four inch platform shoes. In the eighties I had several pair of wide bottomed jeans. I had a porn star moustache just like Magnum PI. My hair had "wings". I don't think the youth of today have any monopoly on looking like complete douchebags. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Too good to pass up Yeah I'm trying to move away from the whole Crawford thing. But then this news article from channel 13 out Houston popped up in my feed and I just couldn't help myself. Had to share. COPS: MAN TRAVELS FROM PA. TO ARIZ. FOR SEX W/ HORSE Michael Crawford reportedly told deputies that for 35 years he's been traveling the country having sex with horses. PHOENIX, AZ -- Sheriff's deputies say a man from Pennsylvania flew to Phoenix, Arizona, to have sex with horses, KNXV-TV reports. His arrest was part of a police sting, but officials say the man bragged about doing this before. When he arrived, investigators recorded the meeting. Caught on video by undercover deputies, Michael Crawford told investigators that for 35 years he's been traveling the country having sex with horses. "And he got away with it. He would have gotten away with this one too, but he happened to pick the wrong county," said Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County. Sheriff Arpaio says investigators started looking into Crawford after he posted an elaborately detailed online ad about his desires. Animal crimes detectives responded and after nine months of calls and emails, Crawford flew to Phoenix. Undercover detectives met him at the airport and showed him the horses. "When he was arrested he was shocked. He said, 'I didn't do anything.' Well he did," said Arpaio. Arrested on charges of conspiracy to commit bestiality, deputies say Crawford has no prior criminal record. This is the 8th time someone has been arrested for bestiality by Maricopa Animal Crimes. "You may say he is sick. You can say whatever you want with him, but people do strange things," Arpaio said. If convicted on the felony bestiality charge, Crawford could spend 1-4 years in jail. If you want to fix Reddit Bitch is gone, Steve is back, I'm happy. Fuck Ellen Pao. BTW WiRED has a feature on her. She has more juju now than she ever could have dreamed. She'll land on her feet and go fuck someone else's company. Seems that is her chosen vocation. Fuck Ellen Pao. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Fuck Ellen Pao Bitch is gone, Steve is back, it's time to stop talking about her because fuck her nobody gives a shit. Time to move on to the next thing. Crawford is banhammered, time to forget him. The flag is gone so we don't need to talk about that anymore. The gays can get married so that is all old shit. Time to talk about Donald Trump going neck and neck with Jeb Bush as the Republican favorite in the Polls. You know he said if he gets the nom he's going to run Oprah Winfrey as his VP. Lets talk about that. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Crawford wouldn't run on a Republican ticket And the Dems already have a Democratic Socialist so what would his platform be? Expand marriage rights to the prepubescents? A chicken in every pot and CP on every Mac? You know he has spoken against Basic Income and Legalized Marijuana so he wouldn't even support your favorite causes. In fact he has argued against nearly every policy you have put forth. I would not have a problem with Ellen running as the Republican Vice Presidential Running Mate. It would just give the Democratic Candidate better chance of winning. Just as effective as running 'I can see Russia from my House!' Palin. Ms Pao could sue Boehner for Aggravated Sexual Obese. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Don't feel sorry for me, I'm wearing my Rachel Maddow shirt and my Wendy Davis button. You can find me manning the Walmart as part of the Blue Militia. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hadn't seen it prior to VZAZ review Didn't plan on seeing it. Ended up seeing it later anyways. Loved it, lots of fun, great send-up of james bond style spy movies, better than Austin Powers parody. Anyone that takes this film in the least seriously is missing the point. When the villain played by Samuel L Jackson speaks with a lisp and dines on McDonalds cheesburgers served on silver platters you have to know this is over-the-top wink wink nudge nudge send up. It's crazy. And the absolute best joke is the one they probably thought was so demeaning to women. SPOILER If you save the world I will let you do me in the butt A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Better, I can float Positive buoyancy and shit. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Error displaying the error page: Application Instantiation Error: Could not connect to Bing Image Cache. An error occurred processing this directive. Debugger Not Found A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit don't worry uf You can achieve the samee benefits (better healthcare, better food, improved living conditions) juust by winning the lottery. Just vist your local convienience storee and pay the stupidity tax and perhaps one day you will be well off without cracking a single book! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm sure you had a good time Masturbating to the anal sex scene in that episode. I bet you were fantasizing you were botttoming for Tyrell yourself. Did you go out and buy a chai-vanilla latte and an appletini after the show, pedo-man? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What the fuck do you do? Lazy Bum Get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Aww, sounds like you could use a Fem-Flo. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit here in texas they have been using compounding Pharmacies to make the drugs. However, the association of compound pharmacists or whatever organization they belong to has issued a fatwa or something and so those guys aren't going to do it no more. Well now it seems we have a good supply but they won't say where they get it. There is a rumor that the stuff is being made at one of the state colleges. But they don't want to say and get some people upset. So anyways the Great State of Texas does know from chemistry evidently and we got miles to go and many people to kill before we sleep. I reckon if we had too we could just rewire 'old sparky' or just do the firing squad thing. Hell around here they could probably get citizen volunteers. Death row is just a few blocks down the road from where I'm typing this. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit well tbh that is just one of the popular rumors Or rather speculation, not really rumor I suppose if it is discussed in the local media. Currently a state court has ordered that the source of the drugs cannot be revealed due to 'possible threats of violence'. The last I heard the legislature is trying to get alaw to gov abbot that would make it a criminal act to divulge the source of the execution drugs. The other 'speculation' is that the drugs are being manufactured within the prison system itself. Possibly by pharmacists working for the state or by trained inmates. Anyways, thought it might be interesting information for anyone into this kind of thing. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit oh and in case anyone wonders Why anybody gives a shit who makes the drugs, its about public perception. The whole injection thing is supposed to be 'scientific' and medical and humane. Actually there are drugs that would be more effective, so I am told, but they have the possibility of putting the conndemned person in a state of euphoria prior to death. I shit you not. While the people in charge want a quick, fairly painless execution they do not want there to be any possibility that the procedure is pleasurable. Seriously, they are on record for stating that. Anyways, So the defense lawyers are wanting to know where the drugs come from that are used to execute their clients because if they could show that hey they're cooked up in the basement at UT or brewed up by some convicts then they could call into question the 'medical' part or whatever. Its all bullshit though. The best thing would be Like they slaughter cattle. Bolt to the brain. But you know, that might put some people off. I don't know. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Exactly and then we can puree the prisoner into a rejuvenating beverage to provide vital proteins for the homeless. But again, some folks might be put off by that. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit nobody is hiring, Even the Military is laying people off. War has been automated. The four horsemen of the apocalypse have been fired and replaced with soulless, efficient machines. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit better content than mefi lately More intelligent commentary too. Lately it has mostly devolved to "metafilter: something that sounds silly when taken out of context" A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hey, triggers man, triggers lol A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit click ALL in the menu A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It's beginning to stink The k5 undead meme has run for a good while now but the rot has really set in deep and the body is starting to really stink. Decay and putrefy. Good luck with our baby HHD When the wee little one gets older you can tell them that their REAL dad was in the Navy. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit trane, you'll never amount to anything you'll die alone and unmourned and once dead you'll be quickly forgotten. Hope you one day get the attention you crave so much A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit fix your site rusty you have to A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Password is suckmycockyoulazynigger A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I cannot leave until you get a job nigger A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What is funny is that you know enough about me that you could probably guess my password if you gave it just a moment of thought. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I never said that I just said that you know enough to guess my password is all. I'm not implying that you would steal my login. You are a lazy bum and a parasite but I don't know you to be a thief. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit what, you ain't going to say pants on fire? I'm glad that I, in some small way, am able to provide the attention you so desperately seek. I understand why you say the things you do. You obviously see me as a father figure and therefore you feel you must rebel against the old man. Poor lonely trane. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Please don't 'give' him anything... make him work for it at least. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Take it to getajobnigger.org A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Rain? More like Oui Oui on their heads A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Take it to iamsolonelyandjealous.net A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Thank you for propagating my meme The three stooges. Often imitated but never duplicated. Get a job you lazy bum then you won't be such a god damn lonely attention whore. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Take it to lazystupidbums.shitstain Takei it to stuffmygayasswithsausage.fag A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit K5 is the perfect place Who else loves you like we love you? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You two are idiots If the FBI ain't done nothing about the CP that is on Bing then you think they are going to be concerned about some defunct website? You know where the fucker lives, pick up the damn phone and file a complaint. Have his ass investigated. Quit playing trolling games like you're accomplishing anything more than a harshly worded post on facebook. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Paranoia will destroy ya! characters from here into characters over there so whoami? may I ask? or rather what character have I been composited into? truthfully I don't see any relationship between the characters in Mr Robot and K5. You see, they all seem to be fairly competent for one thing. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You know, this is really stupid You aren't accomplishing anything productive whatsoever. The Diary isn't the FP so you aren't hiding anything, the post is still there. Basically you are being Jason and fucking up the diary page for everyone not just your target. If you really cannot abide these diaries then take a break from K5 for awhile. It's not that I condone pedophilia, I do not. But I don't support your crap posting any more than I would Jason trying to push Blastar's diaries down. It's just fucking annoying and stupid. Reminds me of church people parading in front of an abortion clinic. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It's stupid humans that are the problem said the stupid human A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Foolish is not synonymous with stupid some very non-stupid folks can be extremely foolish. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yes turn them loose Let the cows fend for themselves in the wild. It worked for the buffalo. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Seems that Magnum PI Tom Selleck has been stealing water to keep his lawn and avocado grove green. He hired a large water truck that goes to a neighboring city early in the morning and fills up surreptitiously from hydrants. The water district noticed the missing water and hired a real life PI to find out who was stealing the water. The city has sent cease and desist orders but Selleck has been ignoring them. Now they have decided to take him to court. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I agree 100% So, I see you are running Gnome . . . Yeah I have the Tivo set up to record it. So far it's been all right but still early days. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Gawd you are so jealous Poor guy, so lonely just wanting a hug from some sailor to keep him warm. You know if you just got a job and cleaned yourself up you could have a life too. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So jealous A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit But who doesn't support a 50+yr old grown adult man living at home with his dear sweet mom while vowing to change the world by 'shipping' ten thousand word essays on ethics written on a loaned library computer while he downloads gigabytes of child pornography over a dial-up connection on his mothers computer? A man who complains he doesn't have $25 but yet has no need for money? A man that has a job and claims that he turns down six-figure offers because of his ethical stance? This man is a national treasure. Why would you not support him in his every endeavor? I personally think his picture should be posted publicly for the edification of our young people. Most especially at the post office. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So long as she doesn't prefix it with bloody then it's perfectly acceptable A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So lonely, so jealous A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit THIS IS WHY ANDROID IS THE SUPERIOR MOBILE OS. NO SERIOUS MINDED PERSON WOULD EVER USE AN APPLE TOY DEVICE I HEAR ONLY PEDOPHILES LIKE APPLE PRODUCTS A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit All the lazy bums on here need to get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Get a job nigger I hear if you Go Fuck Off it is really awesome. You should Go Fuck Off. It will make you feel so much better. Not getting told you need to get a job, not getting your comments hidden, not having to get upset because people eat meat, not having to stand up for pedophiles. Try it! Go on, try it, seriously, Go Fuck Off. Once you Go Fuck Off you never come back. You'll see! You'll be so much better off when you Go Fuck Off. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't tell 'EVERYONE' dumbass Just your lazy stupid ass. I do prove by example that they are good things you dweebalo. A. I don't live in a car B. I have high speed internet C. I can take a hot shower D. I can sit in the AC while getting turnt up and play video games with my friends. E. I have friends. F. I have a wife and we often engage in sex. G. I can go to the fridge and get a cold beer, glass of wine, snack, whatever, whenever. You don't have a job, you live in a car, you have to leech internet, you have to use the rest area to wash or bathe in a stream. You have no friends or even anyone that really likes you very much. You only have sex with your hand or crack whores. You have to eat out of a bag. JOB=GREAT, YOU CAN ENJOY LIFE NO JOB=MISERABLE, BARELY SCRAPE BY, WHINE AND CRY ON INTERNET ABOUT HOW YOUR LIFE SUCKS ASS. So go get a fucking job niggasaurus and stop being a bloodsucking tick on the nutsack of life. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH PEDOPHILIA? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit man, lots of good folks gone And some not so good but damn, I miss the commentary even if it wasn't hemmingway. Harry B'Otch, Sgt York, the Bee Guy, Pnarp, GoT, shit more people have left than are still here and what do we have? The three stooges and a handful of bitter fucks. Pouring out a fawty ouwnce in memoria . . . Good to know He used to email me also periodically and send me samples of what he was working on. I enjoyed that. But I hadn't heard from him in a good while. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You mention Basic Income way too much Pnarp isn't posting anywhere else, at least not as Phillip Norbert Arp. He was ALL over the net in every popular discussion site practically. Then at the end of 2012 he completely disappeared. I would say that I hope you would maybe get lost in the wilderness and disappear also. But actually, as annoying as you are I believe I would miss your posts also. But you still need to get A JOB! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit leap second I understand united airlines is also experiencing a computer glitch. Its all cascading failures from the leap second. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't recall myself but an article I read a few days before warned that there might be some unexplained glitches and that the last time it was done it took google and amazon offline for a short time. But it seems several independent systems were affected today. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit oh god yes, that is genius Plays directly into their fears and might even counter a lot of the gerrymandering. I will begin spreading this meme to the rednecks here about tout suite. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit lots of folks have linked their irl names And businesses to k5 without any problem. what is so bad? The only people that it has affected negatively are the three royal pain in the asses on this site. I haven't gotten any blowback and I signed my name to my first diary here. our own localroger doesn't seem to have any trouble, rusty hasn't had anything worse than getting accused of frequent use of monocle polish, sye doesnt get much grief, i could go on but anyway I think it's just a myth. for christsake this ain't 4chan. Not that I'm saying you should, mind. That is your decision and there really isn't a compelling reason you should link your irl self either. I'm just saying that the idea that the world will fall apart because people know who you really are on k5 is bullshit. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you realize that by silencing mike You are indirectly promoting and enabling the bing baby rapers and the sxual exploitation conspiracy. Mike must be free to post links to his collection in order to inform the proper authorities and goad them into taking appropriate action. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I support crawford in his endeavor We need more heroes like him willing to stand up to the russian shadow mafia and their evil collaborators at microsoft. In fact I believe he should go even farther. I am afraid the authorities will be either too technically inexperienced or not motivated enough to follow links to the vile, disgraceful, filth. Rather, I feel crawford should post examples from his collection on his website so that law enforcement will have no excuse to ignore the abhorrent criminal acts being perpetrated on our children. Obviously Microsoft is getting kickbacks from these traffickers in human misery and using the proceeds to buy off high level individuals. Therefore crawford needs to blow the lid off this degenerecy by spamming the CP to every man, woman, and child on the planet. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit This can only be good news for US All our debts to China wont be worth as much. All the Chinese shit will be expensive so our own companies can finally compete and that means more jobs here and fewer over there. Sounds fucking fantastic! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit They say you can tell an optimist because he believes the glass is half full. And you can tell a pessimist because he believes the glass is half empty. You're the kinda guy that believes the glass is half full of piss and some one is going to blame you for the missing half. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Subway's Jared and K5's Crawford Kindred Souls Federal authorities raided the home of Subway spokesman Jared Fogle this morning. FBI sources say state and federal investigators were serving warrants at Fogle's Zionsville home in connection with a child pornography investigation. The raid started around 6 a.m. Tuesday. An evidence truck could be seen parked in the driveway. Investigators from the FBI and Indiana State Police were at the scene. Fogle left his residence shortly after noon. He made no comment as he left the scene in a car with his attorney. His attorney released a statement saying: "Jared has been cooperating with law enforcement and its investigation of certain unspecified activities and looks forward to its conclusion. Jared has not been arrested, detained or charged with anything." Earlier this year, Russell Taylor, the former director of the Jared Foundation started by Fogle, was arrested in a child pornography case. He was accused of possessing and producing child pornography. Investigators said a search of Taylor's home turned up more than 500 videos with images of child pornography. In May, Taylor unsuccessfully tried to kill himself while in jail. A Subway spokesperson released the following statement: "We are shocked about the news and believe it is related to a prior investigation of a former Jared Foundation employee. We are very concerned and will be monitoring the situation closely. We don't have any more details at this point." Maybe Jared also like to use Bing to search the Internet? breaking on reddit Ah he doesn't want you to eat meat because he's a bum and can't afford real meat. And he's too lazy to try to catch and cook anything himself so he just eats twigs and berries he finds lying around on the ground. He's too lazy even to go looking for food even. He just hopes somebody will wander by and hand him a donut. He wants you and me to be as miserable as he is because he hates the idea that other people can actually find value in working and providing for themselves. He thinks something is wrong with everybody because they dont want to sit around and get high while they wait for a govt check. he aint worth paying attention to the guy is just toxic waste. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Those subs can be very suggestive. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah, I'm sure that is it. I hope you do follow up and keep reminding these police depts how you find all your kiddy porn on the Microsoft Search Engine. Something really needs to be done and soon. You should maybe print out ALL the CP you discover on there in case it gets deleted in an attempt to hide evidence. Send it by fax and by postal mail. Make sure they get a copy of ALL the CP you uncover on that abominable website. You probably want to email a copy too just to be sure they get it. I wouldn't stop at Indiana either, no you should send copies of it to all the local law enforcement, and to the police in Washington State and hell you should send some to the WHITE HOUSE even, someone in the administration needs to know what is going on. Be sure to send ALL the disgusting child pornography you locate. That way they can build a good case against the Bad Guys and put them away. I know they will really appreciate the help. You're a real hero Mike. Not too many people would be willing to go the extra mile to protect our children. But that is you all over, Damn the torpedoes, FULL SPEED AHEAD! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You've been looking for a good idea for a Kickstarter. Even without much cash you can swamp twitter, facebook, and all the network sites with all the CP you have collected so far. Were I you I would reach out to your buddy at CNN that did the interview. Get Anderson Cooper involved. He's the one that exposed the child exploitation subreddits and had them shut down a few years ago. Nancy Grace would surely be interested. You need to really aim high because like you say, the power and influence of Microsoft spreads far and wide. It's a global concern. You don't know how deep this rabbit hole goes. The NSA may even be involved. There may be ties between Bill Gates and Putin. This could be BIG This could be HUGE! Like you always say, you don't really have any use for money. You just need to get on the phone and start calling these people. They will try to brush you off, but be persistent. Microsoft may have all the money and influence but you have righteousness and the safety of children everywhere on your side. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I am merely a fat pudding stuffed with proverbs A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hey, it WOULD have been funny if they had included a dead parrot! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Just for that comment I'm signing your unborn up for a lifetime subscription to Guns and Ammo and Soldiers of Fortune. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Remember that movie you loved as a child and then years later some old fat ass idiot fuck redid everything and changed it all up and fucked it all to hell so they could sell a bunch more toys? Yeah, that is a Pao. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It's like a crack addict They think if they get caught they can just claim they were 'working undercover'. Really officer, I swear! I was buying the crack to bring to you so you could bust these guys and get that filth off our streets! I wasn't going to smoke any of it. You can't take me to jail, I'm on your side! Same with Pedoford. "I am endeavoring to protect young innocents because obviously the law does not! You would not believe the filth available on the Internet if one just knows the proper keywords. Here, let me show you! Why just LOOK at this SICK shit! Oh but you think that is bad, let me show you this over here! It took fifteen hours of searching to find that but I persevered! JESUS would you look at what that guy is doing to her! What I wouldn't give to be in that room right now! uh . . . I mean, uh to deliver JUSTICE. YES I AM ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH JUSTICE! My resolve is FIRM but I have everything in HAND! Oh christ, I haven't seen this one yet! I better download it for uh you know uh EVIDENCE that's right I NEED MOAR EVIDENCE, HARD EVIDENCE!" A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Man I hate that shit I had three fucking bridges. THREE I don't fucking know when I flew under the bastards. That was some time ago. Back when I didn't even know what the fuck was even going on. Back when I was just, you know, delivering some merchandise to some nice dudes out in the water. It made them happy. But now I'm trying to get all the extraneous shit done. You know to satisfy the 'completist' in me. To get that shiny little stat in that one menu that says, "100% Completed". To get those two numbers, attempted and done, to match. And mostly for that virtual trophy known as 'Close Shave'. In order to get that trophy, which together with a buck and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee at MickyD's, one has to 'fly' underneath 50 bridges and perform 15 'Knife Flights' You can't just fly under any bridge of course. You must fly under certain designated bridges. Well, as it happens, when I started to do this little project it seems I had already flown under three of the designated bridges at some earlier time. Unfortunately I didn't know which bridges they were. So, I start flying under the listed bridges. This was during the weekend BTW so I was feeling good and relaxed and pretty toasted. I mean playing Video Games ain't any worse than sitting there watching some bitches kick a ball into a net right? So I go along and some bridges I don't get the little "ding" that indicates a fly under. So I just assume those are the bridges I had previously flew under during the campaign. Well fuck me but I flew under every single cocksucking bridge BUT my stats show I have only flown under 49 of the 50 required. Son of a bitch. So I go and do the Knife Flights. That is where you fly between two designated buildings sideways. Well one wing pointed to the ground and the other wing pointed to the sky. Some of these are quite difficult as you have to dodge other buildings and sometimes the space you have to navigate is pretty narrow. Now most Guides recommend using the Jet from Fort Zancudo due to its high maneuverability and using the character Trevor as he has the highest Flying skill. I did it with Franklin. The first few I did using the Cuban 800. Don't do that. That thing is a pig. I switched to the cropduster after that and it worked ok but not really very good. Then I used a sort of a trick. I went and enrolled in the Flight School. (I had already completed it as Franklin earlier) Then I selected the barrel roll challenge. That gave me a Redwood Stunt Plane. Unfortunately I had to complete the flights at night BUT if I crashed my death didn't register and I didn't have to reload, it just gave me a mission failed and Quit? Retry? So I busted the Knife Flights out quick that way. Then I went back and stole a Buzzard from atop of the NOOSE HQ. You pretty much have to have a Buzzard to complete the under the bridge challenge because two of the bridges in the canal have supports so close together no other aircraft has a small enough wingspan to clear it. Plus if you steal the Buzzard it is armed with guns and rockets which come in handy elsewhere. Its fucking awesome taking out a GrupeSechs Armored van with an aerial rocket and a 50cal. Anyways, I went through every. mother. fucking. bridge. AGAIN. Of course I didn't get any 'ding' on any of them but I was hoping maybe I missed one the first run through. So I am only ONE bridge away from my TROPHY. It is such a stupid thing but it is STILL MADDENING. I think one of those fucking bridges is glitched. I think I know which one it is too. The one on the west end of the Alamo Sea. It is a very small bridge and I don't think I would have 'accidentally' flew under it because it leaves little margin for error. But I didn't get a ding the first time through and I remember flying under both sides and from both directions but it never registered. Fuck, I don't know what to do. Yeah in the grand scheme of things it is not going to be of lasting benefit to mankind but it mocks me. IT MOCKS ME. Oh well, I'll probably play it through again from the beginning one day. I think I played IV like five or six times. I really like these fucking games. And yeah, I flew under all the bridges in IV and got that fucking trophy. Ok, enough about that. Point and Laugh at my failure or Discuss as the case may be. See mumble? I told you. Cocaine and Vicodin will bust the SHIT out of any writers fucking block you have. Works fine, lasts long time, sailor proof, don't fuck with it. GAR-ON-TEED On TV they are saying that Bill Cosby admitted in court that he purchased drugs specifically to give to young women for the purpose of sex. Whoops. I love Pudding! Pudding my dick in some lil bitch A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit A thought about This website This is NOT about reddit but about K5 Thinking about reddit and the clusterfuck that is taking place there got me to thinking about websites as communities. Once upon a time Digg was a really cool place. It had user generated content. Members could vote the content up or down. In addition there was a number of extra little tools and things that promoted the community feel, made the site a little easier to use, and promote sharing and collaboration. Another thing was that in my opinion Digg looked nice. It had a pleasant UI. But then money and ego and other things entered the picture and Digg wasn't so nice anymore. It didn't feel like community. It felt like a, well it felt a lot like buzzfeed I guess. There was a big exodus to reddit at that time and I was one of the refuges. Now reddit is butt ugly. There is no other way to put it. However there are tools available that mitigate that. And after a bit of work I became comfortable there. And now of course we have this bitch Pao going and fucking everything up. It looks like it might be time to move again. But this isn't really about reddit. Reddit is what got me thinking about it. Because where are the reddit refuges going to go? Well I guess there is Voat. But right there is the prime example of the problem. You see, reddit was not Digg. It had similar content perhaps but it had a different community, it had a different UI, it had a different 'take' on the world. Just like Google+ isn't Facebook. It is similar but it is its own thing. I don't think Voat is going to make it. It reminds me of OS/2. If you recall its biggest claim was that it was a 'better windows than windows'. Voat is pretty much going with its a 'better reddit than reddit'. I don't think that is going to work. I don't think it can work. I went to the trouble of mentioning all this in a diary because one day Kuro5hin.org may face a similar problem although for much different reasons. I just want anyone that is contemplating making a 'replacement' k5 not to fall into that trap. Don't attempt a 'better kuro5hin.org than kuro5hin.org'. Not to say that building something different will guarantee success but I am afraid that making a clone of K5 is almost certainly a guarantee of failure. I think there is room and really a need for something that is sort of like K5 but with its own unique flavor. A place that doesn't just have MLPs like the millions of similar sites everywhere. A place that focuses more on a more longform article. A place that offers more collaboration. Instead of articles by a single author have articles in which multiple people contribute and not just through comments made in EDIT. I think there is a place for maybe more Culture and a bit less Technology maybe. I think there is especially a need for short form fiction or even serialized fiction. And a personal space for Diaries also. I don't know, at this point in time I'm not looking to build anything myself. I realize that it is very hard work. But I know, or at least have a feeling that some of you are considering it. Or at least batting the idea around in your head. It is YOU that I address this diary to. I would like for you to think hard and if you do decide to create a place for when K5 finally bites it, that you make it somewhat unique. Not just a clone but perhaps more of a child of K5. Carrying forward some of the same DNA but unique and independent. Again, this is NOT about reddit. We can talk about reddit another time. This is about K5 and how to keep community from one site to another. And in a sense it is about what is community in the sense of a website? I feel like a kuron, like I am part of this thing called kuro5hin.org but really, what does that mean exactly? It's not like having citizenship or being in the Navy. Kinda strange huh? Yes in the apology thread there was a similar comment, perhaps you made it? That the users thought the admins saw reddit as they did, as a community. But rather the admins were seeing reddit as a platform and users were incidental to that. I don't know. I really didn't want to talk about reddit. There is already more than enough discussion about it. K5 has been a zombie undead sort of thing for awhile now. BUT the queue still worked. Recently it seems that the queue, really the beating heart of kuro5hin.org, is fundamentally broken. I dont think anything can make it to FP now at all. Eventually this site will die, it will go down and rusty will forget and just neglect to have it brought up. Or it wont be worth messing with or someone will make the conscious decision to pull the plug. I know that some people have thought about maybe making an alternate K5. Not another HUSI but someplace where some of the community here could migrate to when the inevitable happens. This diary was my thought for those thinking about it that maybe they shouldn't look to duplicate K5. You can't go home again. But maybe something that functioned like K5 but provided it's own unique take. And maybe we could seed it with the people here and possibly bring in some new blood. I don't know. Building websites is not in my wheelhouse. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I know they used to do this shit all the time probably nothing has changed. It doesn't mean anything. They have to probe us. Doing this gives them information. Like how close can they get? Which airfields do the fighter escorts sortie from? How fast do they intercept? We do the same thing to them. They try to get subs in San Francisco bay. We try to send shit into the White Sea. It's no big deal. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Is this one of those things I would have to not own a car to understand? I'm either going to drive my own car or get a rental. Haven't used a cab since my sub school days. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Cocaine and Vicodin Wonderful for writers block. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit balls deep level I assume A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Bernie Sanders He's using a mind control machine invented by communists under Lenin and smuggled here by Al Sharpton to draw the largest crowds of any candidate to date. Using subliminal suggestion in his speeches he infects people with extreme left socialist progressive propaganda. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Well, you know, Old Adolf never did nothing to me personally but I hate his ass all the same. That dude what shot Ms Gifford in her noggin never did nothing to me nor treated me bad in any way. But I wouldn't take a piss on the mother fucker if I seen he was on fire. This Ellen Pao is evil. And while I don't know her personally and she hasn't killed my family or anything she sure has put a bucketload of sand in MY vagina. I ended up on reddit because of the crap that happened to Digg. I really do not want something similar to happen to reddit. It ain't my site and it is just a website but its also a community as much as k5 is a community and I don't appreciate what Ms Pao is doing to that community. Worse thing is that in many ways I think it is already too late. That even if she left today she has made a mark upon reddit that will not go away. Unfortunately there are things in the works that do not bode well. For instance they fired one of the most popular and hard working staff members and promoted one of the most hated to be the subreddit moderator liaison. Now I don't know about all this sjw gamergate conspiracy liberal illuminati conspiracy shit. But the fact is that she is not qualified for the position she holds and for whatever reason is taking actions that strike at the heart of what made reddit what it is. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yes I admit it was lazy, just the first that came to mind and I really am not comparing Ms Pao to Hitler wrt their actions. Rather, you were asking blastar why this person was the cause of so much concern when she really didn't have much if any DIRECT effect on him. And I was going along the lines of others that did not have a DIRECT effect on me but that I hated all the same. McVeigh is probably not a good comparison either. I apologize about the Hitler thing. If it is any consolation you are free to replace Roger Ailes for Hitler. While I don't know him personally but I hate him as much as I do Ellen Pao. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Interesting and sad I don't know if I believe it. I'm one to never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity. What I mean is that it's easy to look back and see intrigues and power plays, machinations and manipulations. Usually the truth is that shit just happened. On the other hand if it is true then it is eerily similar to how Kevin Rose stabbed the Digg community in the back while trying to play it all innocent until the check cleared. Truth is I don't mind nor blame them trying to make some bucks off the site. It IS pretty well known, even Obama did an AMA. It was at the center of the Old Spice ad campaign and most redditors ate that shit up. They can do it, it is possible to do it without fucking over the core of reddit. Transparency would go a long way. Well, as I said, whatever happens shit has already crossed a line. We'll just have to see where it goes from here. But even if this is Alexis doing I still hate Ellen Pao. Even though it was the RIAA pulling the strings I still hated Hilary Rosen. Bitch even became a spokesman for BP during the Gulf Oil Spill. That is one evil bitch. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit RED DEAD REDEMPTION A 360 exclusive and damned good. And looks like it will never be ported to PC either. Otherwise, what do you like? There are some good games I would recommend but they all have PC versions that are way better. OTOH if you dont have a decent gaming PC then the 360 version is better than nothing. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm not sure but think abacus was Chinese. Nope,my bad, abacus is yet another invention of filthy brown people out of Iran. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Them sand niggers be wicked smaht! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No expert but from what I understand Middle Eastern society was very progressive and rich in art and science. Then the US came in and interfered based on what we thought was in our interests and that is when the ME devolved into the Fundamentalist Hellhole we know today. That is why I am against America engaging in foreign adventures. We have more than enough to occupy s here at home and almost everytime we become involved with foreign conflicts we end up making things far worse than they were before our intervention. Is there any society in which we have meddled since WWII that is doing better than it was before we intervened? The only successful ones that come to my mind are those that were conquered during WWII. Everything since then has been a disaster generally ending in a quagmire. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Art? Sure. I mean a picture of a stack of Campbell's Soup Cans is considered ART. A canvas with random paint splotches is considered ART. Covering large sections of landscape with fabric is considered ART. A large, complicated machine designed to create poop is considered ART. A Christian Cross marinating in Urine is considered ART. A urinal placed on a pedestal is considered ART. A display of plaster casts of multiple vaginas is considered ART. A painting of colored rectangles is considered ART. This is considered ART (A study of trane as a young man) This is considered ART (A study of me after a bowl of pinto beans and jalapenos) I would claim that on some level, both Goat.se and 2 Girls 1 Cup is without a doubt ART. (Leaning toward including lemonparty but have doubts about tubgirl) So yeah, I can accept this as ART. Not sure I like it though. I have a theory why fat girls tend to go for black men. I think, physics wise, a man would need a lot of dick to get anywhere near the money spot. I mean, she ain't about to be able to put them ankles up by her ears. It just ain't happening. So, you know Doggie Style is probably your best approach vector. You know because any position where you are coming from the front is going to be blocked by that huge pannus necessitating an extremely lengthy member. But even Doggie style is problematic due to the extreme protuberance of the buttocks, again requiring a penis of extraordinary length. Girth is also preferable but not required, (The bitch should be grateful you are willing to fuck her fat ass in the first place. Providing an orgasm should be considered duty above and beyond.) Any other position is going to result in possible injury either to oneself or to the EOF, (Extremely Obese Female). Yes, i have spent considerable time thinking about this topic. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit In Texas It is legal to own nearly any type of knife or sword. Even throwing stars. It is legal to transport knives in your vehicle as long as they are not visible. You can carry and use any knife as long as it is on your own property. Previously, bowie knives and switchblade knives were illegal to possess. Governor Rick Perry signed a bill two years ago that make it legal to own both a switchblade and or a bowie knife. It is illegal to carry either openly or concealed any knife with a blade over 5.5 inches long in public. This includes swords and spears. And machetes. Texas has some of the most restrictive knife laws in the US. On the other hand you can carry a rifle or a shotgun anywhere you like. The legislature is drafting legislation to allow open carry of handguns also. You can conceal carry on college campus with a permit. You can open carry any firearm if you are enroute to or from your vehicle. You can transport your firearm in your vehicle. It is no longer required to keep the firearm hidden while transporting. A Texas citizen is authorized to use deadly force to prevent unlawful entry into their home, or to prevent a kidnapping, burglary or arson. The shooter is not required to stand down or retreat from anywhere the shooter is allowed to be. (Stand Your Ground). A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit OOOOOOOOOWEEEEEE! I'M FUCKED UP HAVE A GOOD FOURTH OF JULIE ALL YOU KUROSHITS. FOR THOSE ACROSS THE POND YOU CAN CELEBRATE THE TIME WE KICKED YOUR ASS, BUT IT IS ALL COOL. TO MY FRIENDS IN OZ LAND GO SHAG A DINGO OR SOMETHING. I GOTTA PEE. i THINK IMMA GO OUT IN THE WOODS AND SHOOT SOMETHING. WHOO-HOO DOGGIES1 HEY Y'ALL WATCH THIS! I must admit That I fall square into the Ignorant Mother Fucker category. I do challenge people but I try not to micro manage or be peering over their shoulder. I trust my people you see. I feel it is my primary duty to ensure they have what they need to accomplish our goals and to run interference against the bullshit that inevitably rolls downhill. I seem to be fairly successful at it since I have been doing it for a good while. It is fortunate for me that I do not own a scooter huh? So, how is the job hunt going guy? You found any work yet? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Sovereign Republic of Texas Actually it IS or well, can be, a problem. It isn't very couth to drink in public except at certain events. Besides that I'm far past my youthful rebellious days so I prefer to imbibe in the privacy of my home with a small group of close friends. As it happens I did not intend to drink at all today. I purchased liquor and beer for the weekend because of the Baptists. They lobby to make it difficult to acquire on the day so one must plan in advance. Anyways a friend stopped by and I made us a drink and we were competing on a video game. his wife then came by, she had to work today unfortunately and picked him up. But I already had the bottle open and damn that shit is tasty so one led to two . . . etc. I do alcohol really well though. I attribute that to my German ancestry. I wouldn't try to drive right now but I am not as loose as I was when I posted. Just pleasantly buzzed. I have some BBQ sausaged and baked on the grill potatoes ready so I'll eat shortly. Tonight will be fairly quiet. Mama Dillo and I have some gatherings to attend tomorrow though. These rednecks tend to get crazy so I dont have a clue what misdemeanors may be committed. I am quite looking forward to the festivities. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit When they're not barbecuing abos A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit There must be some kind of way out of here Loved BSG. They have some webisodes I believe, with a bit of minor back story available on YT. It has been a while. I'm not a fan of Stargate but there was a very short run show, Stargate Universe that was different from the rest of the franchise. Very dark and somewhat similar in many respects to BSG. Of course that is the primary reason it didn't finish its run. Regular fans of the franchise hated the moral ambiguity and dark tone. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit NO NO NO That is what I SAID, SG1, Atlantis, etc. I wouldn't recommend them. I don't like them. I was talking about Stargate Universe. It is about a group of researchers who discover a very ancient alien starship on course for who knows where. They inadvertently get trapped on board. They have very little control over the ship or even knowledge of how it works. They have to begin learning how to survive on board and gradually start learning how the thing works. Everything is old and in disrepair and unreliable. Sometimes people have to make hard choices. Not everyone gets along or is a team player. It is as different from the regular Stargate franchise as night and day. I'm glad you made your comment, because I can see where someone seeing "stargate" in the title is going to assume it is more of the same shit as the other ones. I thought so too. My brother got me turned on to the show otherwise I never would have even bothered to watch an episode. Anyways, I was just saying, if a person likes BSG then they might enjoy Stargate Universe also. I did. Trailer A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Don't think so, Sorry I didn't even think about that. HULU has it I believe. I mean myself I usually get stuff like this through the BitT'ARRRR'nt network. Shit was broadcast so it was already paid for IMHO, but then I'm an unethical asshole. Good question though, I'll try to keep that in mind going forward. Not everyone shares my moral ambiguity. Kinda wish I never brought it up now. Time for another DRINK! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I understand. I started using private trackers though and haven't had much trouble since. Perhaps hang out on r/trackers. It may take some patience but some valuable info can be had. Open signups. And start with reddits own BaconBits. It will help you build trust and its fun at the same time. I have to be careful myself, the isp has implemented a three strikes policy A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I use deluge and baconbits is easy to join and build your ratio but you know, I'm not here to sell you, you do what you like. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah Transmission is really good I can't use it now because the tracker doesn't play nice and so the stats don't always get updated. I used to use microtorrent but they got taken over by guess who? Yeah I remember you turned me on to Plex awhile back but at the time I didn't have much use for it. Now my TV does Plex, so I am really getting some use out of it. I stay away from TPB. I occasionally use kickass but the private trackers are really the way to go. I mean they still aren't 100% safe or anything, you still have to keep your jimmy hat at the ready. No bareback networking. But (knock on Crawcock) I haven't got a dmca ltr in a year i think, i think it was like august last year for 'GoT or Boardwalk or some shit like that. hey dude, have a good 4th man. I'm outta here. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit PS, the StarGate in this series performs much the same function as a transporter in StarTwerk. It's not just a lets go jump anywhere in the galaxy even back to Earth DuesEx Machina. It mainly just serves to allow transport down to Earthlike planets the ship comes within in range. So they can have cool planet stories as well as just the shipboard stuff. Anyways, I'm pushing this too hard. I blame it on the alcolol, i'll be shitfaced in an hour at this rate . . . I just thought hey if mumble liked the BSG he might like the SGU, no big deal, A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit IAWTP! Thank you localroger. I didn't even want to mention Caprica. I think that could have been Must Watch TV but as you said, I would tune in and it was bumped. And I'll never for the life of me understand why a network based on SciFi, basically tv for geeks & nerds would think Wrestling would be acceptable programming. Like the freaking History channel with freaking Reality show after Reality show. It's like if The Christian Broadcast Network started doing Ozzy Osbourne's show and The Deth Metal Hour, followed by ElVira Mystress of the Dark and Today in Porn. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah I was looking forward to Caprica and enjoyed the episodes I watched. It really got fucked big time. I was turned off by the Stargate name Yeah me too. I didn't think it would be worth my time at all because of Stargate in the title. I mean, I am a fan of the MOVIE. But I watched a few episodes of the series based on it and it was just not for me. It was my brother that turned me on to SGU. We were racing each other in NSF:MW and he started talking about this one episode. And as he was talking I was was like WAIT WHAT? What am I missing? So I dl'd the episodes I missed and got caught up. Then started watching it weekly, which is very unusual for me. So many decent SciFi shows get axed because the execs dont grok. Firefly really hurt me the most. I even liked Andromeda until Sorbo fucked it up, even though it was a bit cheesy. Still it was very well realized. But they'll throw money at inane bullshit based on Superhereos and or Sexy Magical Vampires. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Space: Above and Beyond Yeah I remember, yet another show that held promise but didn't get off the ground. The thing about Kevin Sorbo and Andromeda went beyond bad acting, he exerted influence to gain executive control over the show. In the beginning it was intended to be an ensemble with no one crew member more important than any other. After Sorbo gained control he made the show all about him. Then he fired head writer Robert Hewitt Wolfe who was writing all the good scripts and replaced him with someone more "Hercules" friendly. Sorbo even wanted to remove Roddenberry's name and title the show, "Kevin Sorbo: Andromeda". The show was based on ideas that Roddenberry developed for the show Genesis II, (In fact the protagonist in that show was also named Dylan Hunt). However, the scripts and all that were completely original although Majel Barrett (roddenberry's wife) did have some input into the series. I mainly liked it because the Andromeda universe had Sentient AI running their ships with expressive names (Andromeda Ascendant, Balance of Judgement, Reflection of Hope, etc. ) very similar to the Culture ships of Iain M Banks. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Everything good came from my generation All the good music, the good movies, the good books, the space program, computers, etc. All created by guys like me. You all are welcome. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't follow your argument, care to elucidate? We didn't create that stuff, Germans created heroin and the French did Cambodia. riposte A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm talking about MY generation The stuff that WE made, not the bullshit you millenials are concocting. Anyways, he's not talking because he aint got shit, fucking cannot elucidate, cannot ship, full of shit he is, lies and deceit, he is an unethical and immoral person, prone to violence and criminal activity. Not to be trusted. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Nothing in your comment has any relevance to anything under discussion. Suggest you stop gazing at your navel so much. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What about Google Docs? The secretaries like it. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Solution: Basic Income and Challenges! Lol, just joking. Yeah, HHD, your boss sounds like a real asshole and shouldn't treat you that way. Just dumping your project and all. With all the time you put into it too. The company doesn't appreciate what they have in you. But you'll make the right decision, it's just hard right now with so much on your plate. Once our love child arrives a lot of this shit won't seem as important anymore. You'll have the time and a clearer head to see your way through. Now get over here, cause daddy dillo has just what you need to feel better. And I'm wearing the blue trunks today even! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Shaynel knows exactly how to troll K5 Like anything in this Diary is relevant. The music I like is cool, the music you like sucks. Windows vs Mac. Catholicism vs Protestantism. Coke vs Pepsi. Ford vs Chevy. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL So you subscribe to the "if you respond then you have been trolled" scoring system. Myself I cut my teeth on USENET and it takes a little more than just getting a 'Reply to this comment' to count as a successful troll. It's all there in my comment, no tears. It's just the same religious trolling. It is in no way clever or sophisticated and has been done much better. But if it will give you a jolly then ok, IHBT IHL HAND. Shaynel A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Look at all these problem solvers Trying to solve your problem. But they just don't listen. Women don't want a solution. They just want to have their feelings validated. They want to know they are not alone and there is someone to whom they can vent and share their emotions. Someone to say, "Yeah that person is a real asshole and shouldn't treat you that way." and "You bet sweetheart, they don't appreciate what they have". Then they want to cuddle and have some good soul-cleansing sex. That's why I say, Yeah, mirko, your boss is a real asshole and shouldn't treat you that way. I tell you mirko, the company doesn't appreciate what they have in you. Now get over here mirko, daddy dillo has just what need to feel better. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Publicity stunt for the Independence Day 2 film sans Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum so it might even be good. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The US Navy pays MS Millions of $$$ in order to continue running Windows XP on their ships. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I am not at liberty to say. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Black women terrorize me wit DAT ASS! OooWhee I be askeered! The constant dropping of things as if they retain a high temperature is akin to psychological warfare. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Excuse me sir, would you care for some cheese with your whine? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit WHO MOVED MY CHEESE!!?? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So my cheese is in Ballwin? Those BASTARDS! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No shit! And now we got TRASH falling on our heads! Earth, what a shithole. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hell yeah. Give them all the states from Louisiana to Florida. Can't give em Texas, Old Putin already has dibs. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit In Texas lots of businesses keep cattle on HQ land. They don't do anything just eat and chill. The companies get a big tax break since they are using their property for 'Agriculture'. Same thing people around will keep hay in the back of the pickup so they can get farm plates which are way cheaper than regular plates. Well that is what they used to do anyhow, I think they have tightened up a bit some. Still it's pretty easy to qualify. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why should the Fed fucking bail out Greece? If the Fed and the banks can create money through IOUs and Loans that magically turn into assets then why can't the country of Greece do the same for themselves? If your financial model works then why can't the Greek govt create a digital currency and tell the Euro to fuck off? They could become the first virtual country. Create their own currency and give every Greek a Basic Cyber Income. Wire the entire country with high speed fiber and promote citizens to disruptively innovate and take on challenges. Being popular for tourism and with a basic income immigration would become huge so they could charge an entrance fee. They could get the place cleaned up and chilled out like a Disneyland park but for real. They could legalize all drugs and create virtual entertainment centers where people could enjoy holodeck like experiences. Then they could declare the entire nation a wildlife refuge and rescue. Greek citizens abroad would be empowered by the Greek government to rescue animals mistreated abroad and transport them back to Greece where they would enjoy full rights as citizens of Greece. Within a decade at MOST Greece would become the Jewel of the Mediterranean. They would be so popular and so rich they could buy out their former creditors and fire them all then turn their bank buildings and properties into greenspaces. Best of all they wouldn't be beholden to the US or the EU. They would do it themselves by turning the evil financiers tricks and games against them. Then they could go on to study dark energy and use it as a never ending renewable power source. Based on your previous diaries I don't see any way this would not work and be a beacon to the world for generations to come. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY It's the BEATDOWN in the BALKANS The Fight of the Century! Direct "Dynamite" Democracy vs Nation-Breaking "FUCK YOU GOT MINE" Capitalism! You'll pay for the whole seat . . . but you'll only need the EDGE Tickets on sale now at Ticketmaster A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Dream Memes Being shoeless in a dream usually indicates anxiety about being in poverty. It can also mean a feeling of moving without direction or feeling that you may not be convinced of your own ideals or beliefs. A map in your dream is a good sign meaning you may be ready to make a change in your life. The named point is a personal goal you wish to reach.Basically you know where you want to go but the people around you will not help you reach your goal. Instead they are focused on your poverty (lack of shoes) and say that you have no direction. You think that you would be happy if you did what they told you (get out of poverty) and acted more like them. But then that would take you away from your own true goal. The meeting is problematic because it can have many meanings dependent on your actions in the meeting. However, in most any situation attending a meeting in a dream is a signal of danger. Dreams are a metaphor and you cannot interpret them literally. Instead the images you see are symbols. You need to think about how you feel about the symbols to unravel the meaning. What feelings and emotions do financial companies and well dressed people bring to mind? What do they symbolize for you? If you write out the symbols like a code and put them together then you will understand what the dream was really telling you. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You cannot interpret dreams literally The dream has not a thing to do with finance or meetings or maps or shoes. Those are all symbols from the subconscious trying to communicate with the conscious mind. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I aint sure you really *want* a bunch of tdillos around. They're moody, stubborn and generally assholes A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit increase incomes with prices doesn't this end up where you have to take a wheelbarrel full of notes to buy a loaf of bread? And having the ridiculous outcome of holding a wad of million-dollar bills in your wallet and a stick of gum runs $500,000? Sounds like inflation to me . . . but then what do I know? I don't smoke crack. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I think Crawford can be adequately explained by incest. He says he has an uncanny resemblance to Grandpa and Grandpa did a suicide. . . just saying . . . and then Mama Crawford has that cleaning fetish. . . THE MIND REELS A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit mandatory military service sleeping, eating, living, fighting side by side with people of multicultural background breaks off the rough racial edges pretty quick. Its not an absolute cure, if any exists, but it changes many hearts and minds. It also isn't as cool or whatever when ones targets can fire back and often do so energetically. It doesn't take long to get ones fill of it. Again for most perhaps not all. I realize there is a hollywood stereotype of the disgruntled vet using his or her training to really fuck up some small backwoods area but I believe that is just misunderstanding. We have plenty of hotspots in which tptb would like to intervene. So let's slap a rifle in the hands of these young men and send them for a little two year tour and maybe let them get their head straight. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit But trane told me that deficits don't matter! Seriously though I like the idea of mandatory schooling. I think maybe we could combine the two. For two years after high school you would be enrolled in an intensive program where you would be living and working with people of all backgrounds. It would emphasize physical fitness, and education. A portion of your time would be spent in areas devastated by conflict and natural disaster. It would have a military like hierarchy to instill discipline. I dont know about the sex shit. In my experience that stuff just happens when you get the youngsters away from the helicopter parents. I think we got something that will work here. What do you think? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Donald Trump Best thing to happen to Democrats since Andrew Jackson. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Make it so A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Replace with T'Pol and 7of9. Should be sufficient. Maybe bring back the original weapons officer, Tasha Yar. She knows that Data is "fully functional" so I think we could endeavour to persevere. Everybody hates on Ensign Wesley Crusher but the scariest fucking crazy shit bitch I can't stand is Counselor fucking Troi and her mind reading cameltoe. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What about that other woman Who was adopted and raised as by a black family and for 73 years lived as if she were black she was black. As it happened her birth parents were white but that was kept from her. So what about her? What about those twin girls that have been on the news a lot recently. From a mixed race family, one little girl has dark skin and nappy hair the other has china white skin and blonde hair. What about them? There is no 'black' gene. It's just an overabundance of melanin in the skin. There is no such thing as black by blood. It's all just LABELS to separate us. Divide and conquer. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hey it wasn't SpaceX fault the fucker blew up I'm sure it was Bezos Blue Origin, they have been so damn jealous of Musk lately. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit SpaceX does 3dprint their rocket engines so maybe not a good idea if they tend to go blooey. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Ah I see. It's like he thought Star Trek was a documentary then. Holodecks, natural language computers, replicators, basic income, physics is fake because all we got to do is tech the tech and do a bypass and we're good to go. It all begins to make sense. . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Take your meds We're talking about space exploration not terrorism. Talk about your non sequitur. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit trane want holodecks for a lot of things only one of which is to combat terrorism. basically anything that he disagrees with can be solved with Virtual Reality. And even still, you took a SINGLE thing out of my comment and out of context. Then remarked about it in a discussion about something completely different with no explanation. Take your meds. Then come back and talk about the privatization of space. Hey maybe you and Blastar can become space pirate ninjas. Orbit in your space craft performing ninja attacks on resupply craft and selling the juicy booty on the black market. I understand this recent craft carried a payload of Microsoft Hololens. That would have been sweet. Arrrrrr! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit because of dumbass comments like the one to which i am replying. I don't really know what you need to do, take your meds, take a shit, pull your head out of your ass or something. The mental health professionals probably dont say that because they expect you to talk about yourself and respond inappropriately periodically. We out here in the real world however, expect some semblance of rationality on your part. Therefore when you do not display that we just assume you must be off your meds. Do you understand or will you fugue state off into an anecdote about your johnson? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit been there, done that, got the t-shirt A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit hot dogs are murdered pigs Sorta, a little, plus some chicken, and whatever fell in the grinder that day. You know, you should get a job in a weiner factory. You'd be pretty good at stuffing sausage. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You would film the sausage fest as it were then? In that instance I am sure you would "Ag-gag" and "freak out" as they fucked your "private sector". Oh LAWS! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit they're all up in your base killin your doodz A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I applaud the courage of a man of your caliber Who is not afraid to come forward to testify to the world at large that even though you took a hot thick wet and sticky rope across your cheek it doesn't make you In any way gay. No sir, it is your insatiable hunger for cock which makes you gay. Bravo, I'm sure you are an inspiration to cumguzzlers everywhere. And it would be both a pleasure and an honor to drop a hot heavy load down your throat sir! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'd eat the last panda Here's a species that of its own accord has gone down an evolutionary cul-de-sac. It's not a strong species. Unfortunately it's big and cute and it's a symbol of the World Wildlife Fund - and we pour millions of pounds into panda conservation. I reckon we should pull the plug. Let them go with a degree of dignity. I'd eat the last panda if I could have the money we've spent on panda conservation back on the table for me to do more sensible things with. Let them go, wave goodbye, maybe have a party or a wake. Just stop wasting money trying to save them from extinction." -- Chris Packham English naturalist "I agree completely." -- Wildlife expert David Bellamy "Chris is right" -- Dr Mark Wright World Wide Fund for Nature Conservation Science Advisor A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit If we just get rid of the haters All the racists, all the trolls, all the gun owners, all the sexists, all the religious folk, all the mentally ill, all the poor, all the hippies, all the cripples, all the politically dissident, and especially all those damn jews then this world would be a much nicer place. There has GOT to be some kind of Final Solution. You know what I mean? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Whoops, here this one works: https://snatch.mit.edu/about/ Damn, I didn't think they could shave them that smooth. Those MIT nerds really know how to party. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit what kind of handle is Shaynel? If you want to pretend you're a woman you're going to have to try harder than that. As I have discussed in previous diaries, I am 100% hardcore male, and I can easily tell who is trying to convince us they have a vagina. And I don't know who you are trying to impress with the fancy french spelling of the nick either Shaynel. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit According to all my redneck friends On facebook, civilization keeled over when the confederate flag was messed with and just up and died today with the supreme court. Tomorrow we'll wake up to fire and brimstone, lava and lightening. So I reckon it won't take 50 yrs. Just another clinton in the whitehouse and you mght just as well grab your prayer rug and your ankles. Well that's what they're saying anywho A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Texas has a number of new gun laws Colleges and Universities must allow students to carry and store ammunition on campus. You can open carry in a holster and you aren't required to have a permit to carry a handgun in your vehicle. All we need now is to legalize lynching and we're good to go. So, anyways, they're writing gun laws fast as they can in Austin. Down on the corner a few blocks is the taqueria truck, they got a special called the Mexican Standoff. Get a pistol and a taco plate for 30% off. It's a good deal. The tacos are delicious and their guns ain't bad neither. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't believe dsr is crazy He just hates black people, thinks they're taking over and was afraid if he didn't put a stop to it nobody else would. Plus I agree with localroger. Dude wanted to get noticed. He'll be discussed for decades at least, centuries maybe. Maybe not quite as big a name as Booth, or Oswald perhaps but right there with McVeigh and Kaczynski. Unfortunately he got upstaged by the massive Supreme Gay Cock being employed to spite-fuck all the conservstards. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit he sat in there with them for an hour In a prayer meeting, Not in the regular sermon but right there with them in fellowship. He had a good long time to think real hard about what he was doing and all the consequences and all that. Sociopath, perhaps. Or perhaps that is just a label we applied after the fact so we can feel better about someone able to commit that kind of act. But if it is true that he was mentally I'll then we just better round up all the combat veterans cause they just as crazy. No this boy is just a bad person, I don't accept that he was not 100% responsible for his actions. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So if it is simply willy waggling Then how come ever increasing numbers of women are arming themselves? Are they also just extending their penis? I understand your argument about the school shooting but it would not change my view that it isn't the gun but the person involved. Explosive devices are also easy to make and harder to regulate. If DSR didn't have a gun he could've just blown the place up. McVeigh did more damage with a truck full of fertilizer than Roof ever imagined. The Tsarnev boys seriously fucked shit up in Boston without handguns. The criminal element is going to find access to weapons legal or no. Its really not the gun but the culture. Our entertainment, our self image is wrapped up in violence. Control of guns will not change that. You call it willy waggling but really you are just arguing out of fear. You fear something which you don't understand. I grew up with weapons, I am aroud weapons everyday. A firearm is a tool like a hammer or a chainsaw. And like any tool it isn't inherently good or bad. It is the tool weilder that detirmines what gets produced. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It still wouldn't change the fact that it is the user not the gun at fault. Maybe guns are outlawed in America. It could happen. We got a black president and same sex marriage and not a few years ago that wouldn't be thought possible. So instead of getting shot in the head she gets blown to smithereens because of some asshole wanting to get his name in the history books. Wow, what do we ban now? Maybe we should give every body a lobotomy so as we don't have those kinds of things happening? The rest of the world has been laughing at us for a long time now. It doesn't seem to bother us much, we just keep on doing things our way and I reckon we'll continue, wagging our willies so to speak. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You keep saying it is an amendment but you forget that those amendments do not give people permission from the government. Those amendments are protections from the government. The thing is that we as Americans believe that we have rights like the Freedom of speech and Freedom of assembly and Freedom to be secure in our person and papers. We already have those rights and the Bill of Rights isn't to enumerate the rights granted but to say these are rights that you absolutely will not fuck with. Obviously, the government each and every day treads on those rights and encroaches a little bit more. I don't like it when any of those rights are abridged, not just the right to be armed. Anyway, I know that I am not going to convince you and you will not convince me either. You are welcome to respond to this in order to get 'the last word'. But I think both of us are just wasting breath arguing past one another. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I have the suspicion that self-driving traffic will closely resemble the traffic algorithm in Grand Theft Auto. Take a taxi in GTA and after choosing your destination select "Hurry" to see what I mean. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I was going to protest the scarcity of orgasm before I read further. However, I hope the government does not style our GI Orgasm after either the US Postal Service or the DMV "We apologize Mr Old Wine but your orgasm appears to have been delayed. Please fill out and sign this form and have this certificate signed and notarized. The fee is $225, we accept personal checks subject to a $4.85 administration fee." NEXT! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Lazy bums get caught up in their own colons They stop trying to think of getting a job. Everyone else is working and being productive or at least trying their best to. But not me, eBladder the idiot Blabber! I just want to sit on my ass and do nothing wishing people would just hand me everything I want on a silver platter. Stupid Lazy B U M A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You're not productive at anything though. You're a lazy bum. You have faith in being lazy. You think that laziness defines value. You think that sitting on your ass waiting for a handout is productive. You think that we need to run around nekkid in the woods to survive. You ignore the huge surplus that people with jobs produce and think it is better to be stupid and lazy, as long as someone is hugging you and kepping your lonely lazy ass warm. You are a sad, pathetic, useless dipshit of a retarded colonhole. Get a job you lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You produce more shit before breakfast I'm sure. Yassar Ise be habin dem babies fo sho, fucking lol, my kid is probably as old as you are. So now not only are you lazy and stupid but you're delusional as well. Too fucking funny, a lazy, stupid delusional bum. Best come out of the desert that sun is making you hallucinate. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You are a very strange and fucked up individual. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I kill mice for no reason whatsoever Mice are vermin and need to be exterminated. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The local news here hilited the DSR arrest video showing it on a four-way split screen with the arrest videos and subsequent killing of recent black suspects. They made a point to mention the cops stopped at Burger King and bought Dylan some have-it-your-way and asked what kind of taste that left in the viewers mouth. Anyways, it was all very genteel and civilized even though at the time Mr Roof was in fact armed unlike the unfortunate black men. No choke holds, no kicks to the head. Yeah we will see this shit again. Of course my fellow libs will cry that it is all about the guns, but in reality it's all about the labels and the stupidity. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit he turned himself in No it was a traffic stop based on a phone tip. Somebody saw the guy, called the cops, they pulled him over and arrested him. They found a weapon in the vehicle. They treated Roof very civilly. No felony stop, even though he was a suspect in a multiple homicide. Just a "please step out of the vehicle sir." Gave him a pat down and put him the squad car. He had been on the run for 15hrs and was hungry so the cops stopped by Burger King to get him a meal. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So when are you going to get a job? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Lazy stupid bum allergic to work. minus eleventy A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I seriously wouldnt have a problem working with you if you held up your end and didnt make a bunch of excuses. I've had to get along with a wide spectrum of mother fuckers and so does everyone else that works for a living. I dont exert any power over you whatsoever. Economic or otherwise. Get a fucking job already. Despite what you think it wont kill you. Get a job in animal husbandry or wildlife conservation. There is probably an animal rescue nearby that needs your help. Put down the pipe and go to work. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Haha, I can't even. So, basically what you are saying isn't much different than the the other two stooges. Instead of I can and I will, I hear you saying I can't and I won't. You say I never experienced real physical hardship? That's a fucking laugh. Have you ever in your life been in a place where you couldn't trust anyone? Not becuase they might kill you with their gut fauna and give you a terminal case of the shits. But people who were actively seeking to end your life? I've slept in jungles and in deserts. I've slept in places where a hard seat would be a luxury. Places where we couldn't even build a fire. I've been in places so hot I've lost weight from the perspiration. I've been in places so cold I didn't think I would ever be warm again in my life. You are right though that I am not like you. I cannot even fathom being able to look myself in the mirror each day being you. So, you are basically agreeing with me. You are a lazy bum. You prefer doing nothing and living with extreme privation to expending a minimum of effort to improve your life. Stupid. Lazy. Bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I have told you what I do and where I work And you have told us that you are a lazy stupid bum. I don't think you do nothing, you admit you do nothing. Lazy Stupid Bum A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Get a job nigger A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Got one, well it's an urn and plot and all that other good stuff. You on the other hand don't have a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of. Stupid Lazy B U M A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Blackjack cemetery don't get snakebit Funny, I have said what I do,nI used to have a link in my info thingie and still do on my Facebook. I'm with Tactical Operations. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I recall this woman. May her soul rest in peace, She was a guard at the prison and one day an inmate told her while she made her rounds, "Jesus Loves You" She stopped and looked in on him. Paused a moment. Then replied, "Well obviously he don't love you." Puzzled and hurt the man asked her, "Why do you say that?" She looked him in dead in the eye and said, "Because he made you Black." A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Stupid lazy bum. GET A JOB! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So you won't feel so lonely and everyone will be poor and miserable just like you. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You should recognize you need to get a job A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Ahh, another hate rant from one of the three stooges. A day without a bitch screed is a day without sunshine. You know what I say? Fuck working for anyone else. Run your own god damn business if you can't find a job. Be your own boss. Why break your balls trying to make some other asshole rich? And if you're too lazy and stupid to be your own boss then I suggest you go to work in the Public Sector. They don't pay as well generally but there are a number of benefits to make up for it and after you reach a certain level of seniority there is an amazing amount of freedom and autonomy as well. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No it doesn't Money not required, only thing is elbow grease. You already have everything you need. You start and keep at, build up slowly. You'll never get anywhere though bitching about what you ain't got. Yeah, it's hard, anything worth doing usually is. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Oh. My. Gawd. I caaaaannn't Fuck me running. Yeah, dude, it's hopeless, your life is just one epic failure. It's a good thing your son doesn't look to you for inspiration because you already failed him, no wonder he is more into video games and shit, probably turn to hard drugs if he isn't into that already. I know that's what most kids do with loser parents like you. I can't even imagine it. I mean jesus fucking christ on a cheeto man, if you can't get your shit together for your own sake what about for his? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Solution: get a job Get your own fucking money. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I just want you to quit failing And become a productive member of society rather than a leech. You get sick because you feel guilty for being a lazy bum. Why don't you start that aviary? Make it happen. Put my old ass in my place, make me eat my words. Or are you just not man enough? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit HAPPY BIRTHDAY REDDIT It was ten years ago today that Steve Huffman and Alexis Ohanian flipped the switch in Medford, Massachusetts. Just seconds later Steve downvoted the first ever reddit post. It's been a long road ever since. Reddit is one of the largest user-generated content sites behind Wikipedia and most powerful link aggregator in existance today. Reddit isnt just a single site. It is made up of many minisites or subreddits. Each having their own rules and moderation and generally devoted to single theme or idea. Each submission can be upvoted or downvoted and so can the comments to the submission. The whole idea is that good content will 'bubble' up and bad content and noise will be buried deep down where most people wont even see it. The most upvoted post on reddit My favorite post in the top five most upvoted. This is now an Internet meme. There is a feature now where redditors can "gild" a post. That is they pay for the user to get 'Reddit Gold' which is a premium membership. One user, 3hohos once promised to eat a dick if anoher user recieved over 400 reddit gold for his comment. The guy got over 400 gold and so 3hohos did indeed eat a dick and posted it to YouTube. Of course you may wonder what the fuck do kurons give a shit about fucking reddit anyways? Well actually, I think that sites like reddit wouldn't exist today if it werent for the pioneers like kuro5hin.org to lead the way. So reddit is in a sense our great granddaughter and therefore should be spoiled rotten and given lots of candy and attention. Also reddit, to me, I get what I put into it. If one just hangs out on the popular pages then all they will see is a bunch of stupid people looking for karma and attention. Much like YouTube. By subscribing to subreddits that match your interests and desires then you begin to find people with more interesting things to say. And if you dont then you can correct them. Of course some people, like our own three stooges, just wont be happy no matter where they are. I guess that is just their way. No post about reddit would be complete without mention of the new Interim CEO, Erren Paow. Okay I mentioned her. Fuck that whore. K31 wants to make a new Kuro5hin.org. Maybe if he merged the good parts of K5 with the good parts of reddit he might have something and he could retire to that hidden volcanic base in the South Pacific of which he has always dreamed. More reddit trivial. Enjoy your orangered day! There is a lot more I could have said like mentioning the AMA or Ask Me Anything. This is something I think is uniquely reddit. Where some famous or celebrity or otherwise noted personality, (sorry MDC!) will answer questions. While you are free to ASK ANYTHING they don't generally answer anything. President Obama did an AMA, although the Double Dick Dude got more views. Back when Valve was getting skewered over paid mods for Skyrim, Gabe Newell hosted an AMA and subsequently killed the paid mod initiative cold. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Anyways I got a case of trane and gave up adding to the post. Call me a lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this The finances officer of the emperor Nero says this food is poison At Nuceria, look for Novellia Primigenia near the Roman gate in the prostitute's district Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, `Hello, everyone!' Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion. Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with Phileterus and Caphisus. --- Graffiti found on the walls of Pompei A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yes, I also buttfucked old Adolf he was a real manwhore that one. Although honestly, he wasn't very good. Oh and btw, THANKS FOR GODWINNING MY FUCKING DIARY BUTTERCHEEKS! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I know that I learned how to make this totally adorbs lamp shade from human skin! The tattoos make such an interesting pattern on the walls don't you think? And you'll never guess what I used to make the tassels! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Same as Oz blocks "pirate" web sites noaw. You just pass legislation to say, in effect, "Make it So!" and leave the dirty details up to the filthy super debuggers and peasant computer janitors. US doesn't care because they already got us so jaded we figure everybody and their dog already has entered in a database our exact dick size (or the heft of your bewbs for the gals), favorite masturbation lotion, and who you fucked the last time you got trash drunk anyways. There are no secrets in the land of the FREE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST CALL YOUR OPERATOR NOW! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit They already 'chipped' you when you were unconscious that one time. They got you tracked like a rhino in the sanctuary. The rhino thinks he is free to roam because he doesn't see any fences. But the rangers know his whereabouts at all times. They know when he's out rutting and when he is asleep. You're in the same boat as that rhino. They are building a nice thick dossier on you Mike. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It was retariation for rosing the rawsuit She sued her former emproyers, Dewee, Cheatum & Howe for gender discrimination and rost. So now she is running reddit she wants to be super sociar justice warrior. In addition she has denied the reddit staff to negotiate their sararies. Femare emproyees get a week paid off each month for mynstration meditation. Simirarry, all use of the word MAN and MEN are forbidden to be repraced by the words MYN and MEATSLAVE. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Lynyrd Skynyrd And that group Alabama too I think. Good riddance. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Someone might call you out on the bullshit Then where would you be? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I enjoy the thought that some G-Guy gets to observe me while I scratch my old white-haired nutsack while listening to the old lady talk about the technical challenges of afghan knitting over the laughtrack of The Big Bang Theory. Actually, I'm doubtful of the website OB linked. But if it is true then I am probably single-handedly responsible for the rise of suicides in the Mountain View area. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit If i had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Then you need to get your eyes checked A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit We've been penetrated More than once in various holes. THANKS OBAMA! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It isn't that ebladder doesn't *understand* economics . . . he doesn't believe in it. from his POV economics is like devil worship. Just a convenient bit of hokum perpetrated by mean-spirited colon-focused men to control others and withhold the abundance of riches through artificial scarcity. The truth is he is just a lazy bum who is convinced that all us rich folk (and everyone who isn't a bum is considered rich by his standards) are just holding on to shit and if we would just let it go then he could be happy in his brand new 2015 Ford F350 with air-conditioned camper, a 20GBPS Internet connection and a lifetime supply of crack cocaine, reefer and ecstasy. But you know we are just mean assholes obsessed with our own colons eating meat and making him suffer. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU GOD DAMN RICH IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS! GIVE TRANE A BREAK AND SEND HIM SOME FREE GOD DAMN MONEY. HE KNOWS OUR SECRET THAT WE DONT REALLY WORK FOR MONEY WE JUST CREATE IT OUT OF THIN AIR WITH OUR IOUs AND LOANS. DUDE JUST WANTS TO CHILL OUT IN THE DESERT WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN? HE KNOWS THE TRUTH, HE HAS FIGURED IT OUT THAT MATH AND PHYSICS AND ECONOMICS IS JUST A WAY TO CONTROL AND KEEP PEOPLE DOWN. IT ISNT REAL MAN, ITS ALL HAND-WAVING BULLSHIT MAN. IF YOU OPEN YOUR MIND YOU CAN SEE MAN. FREE TRANE SO HE CAN GET HIGH AND WATCH THE BIRDS LIKE WOW MAN IF YOU SMOKE ENOUGH THEY LEAVE LITTLE RAINBOW TRAILS WHEN THEY FLY . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why don't you do it? IT WOULD REQUIRE EFFORT ON HIS PART. IT IS EASIER TO JUST WISH FOR IT. THIS IS THE GUY THAT TAKES FREE MOOCS AND GETS UPSET BECAUSE THE INSTRUCTORS AND STUDENTS WONT JUST GIVE HIM THE ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ. YEAH HE IS GOING TO MAKE AN AVIARY FOR RESCUE BIRDS ABOUT THE SAME TIME THAT WARPLIFE SHIPS AND YOU LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND TO RAISE THIRTY KIDS WITH BLASTAR. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I agree 100% However, I guarantee that if he replies to your comment that he will say it is up to you and I to enable something for him first. That he is unable to proceed until we provide him with a basic income or enact laws to prevent bird murder or some silly shit first. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I told y'all, he completely vanished from the web. Dude was everywhere, if there was a blog or comment section then Phillip Arp was there battling the dreaded Gnomes. And then he just quit after that Aztec End of the World thing in 2012. Not a peep since. His site is still up but who knows? Weirder than Egil that's for sure. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The Wrath of Kahn Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold, in space. KAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LESSON LEARNED DONT FUCKING FLY DRIVE MONSTER TRUCKS LIKE GOD INTENDED A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Get a job you lazy fucking bum A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE LAZY BUM DOESNT WANT TO IMPROVE HIMSELF JUST WANTS EVERYONE ELSE TO BE POOR AND MISERABLE JUST LIKE HIM. GET A FUCKING JOB YOU LAZY FUCK AND YOU WILL BE BETTER OFF. MAYBE YOU COULD AFFORD TO GET THAT AIRCONDITIONED CAMPER YOU ALWAYS WANTED. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Is this a k5 booty call? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit As I told sye the queue is fundamentally broken I don't think if everyone still here voted +1FP we could get something on the front page let alone section. I kind of think it was made that way on purpose so TPTB didn't have to worry about some really fucked up actionable article getting posted to FP. Now TPTB can just chill on Twitter and not have to check in as often. Of course sye claims it is ALL MY FAULT because I SUCK and therefore kuro5hin is DOOMED. I am become death, destroyer of modsubs. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Have at it. What exactly do you need? Would your thing be any better than what we have here? Who needs the queue anyways? Or the FP? What is it that you are looking for exactly that isn't provided somewhere somehow? I tell you honestly. I would not post anywhere else like I do here. I don't think anyone else would either. Well most anyways. And would we bring along the three stooges? If we didn't have Mike, whatever would we talk about? Video games and movies on Netflix? OS/2 and Mumblelang? Hula Hooping and the zen of embryo maintenance? Would sye join us and educate us of the unfairness of homosexual bitcoin operation in haiku form? But be my guest and create a thing and post the link here. I will give it a go, why not? But yeah, it isn't like it hasn't been done and some of those seem to be thriving in their own way but there is only one kuro5hin. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit On reddit they were cussing the state of Debian Documentation. OP saying that he had difficulty getting set up due to poor and outdated documentation and how wonderful Arch was at their documentation. Everyone gave the dude shit saying in effect, "If you don't like it then just edit the wiki yourself." And I'm all like, "if the dude is trying to figure something out then how the fuck is he gonna know what is the correct shit and what is outdated? Is that what y'all expect for new users to go in editing wiki pages -- well I couldn't get my graphics card to work so I sacrificed a virgin goat on a sabbath and dribbled the blood on the HDD while reciting The Cathedral and The Bazaar backwards. It appears to have sorted it and I'm getting 360FPS in CSGO! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit kids perform less when you pay them I didn't know this. But lets start there because there is some sense in it. I don't know much but I know that I was willing to do a lot of things 'for free' when I was young that I don't even know if I could be paid to do now. I did them out of passion for a project or maybe an idea or perhaps just to make my corner of the world a better place. I think that is the problem in this instance. I don't have any study or census but just as a guess I think that the Arch demo skews young. So they have the energy and the wherewithal to create nice documentation. And the Arch documentation is indeed a beautiful thing. Debian on the other hand, I believe is probably a lot of neckbeards that prefer stability to trying out the latest thing. They just want the shit to work. They don't want to be bothered any more than they have to. Guys like myself. So I don't think we need more banks or money. Shit still wont get done regardless of how big the funding is. What we need is more passion, more idealism. I have endeavored to be obliquely not sober on a daily basis since 1985. Hats off to you sir. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit More Labels that mean what exactly? How is this information going to be of any use whatsoever to anyone? What if it came out that Steve Jobs was a flaming homosexual? Would it make any difference? What if we discovered that he was of black ancestry? Would that make any difference? We need to stop applying LABELS to people. The only LABELS that should be applied are ones that we choose for ourselves. For example, I identify as a TEXAN. I accept that LABEL and live accordingly. Similarly, Edmond Bladder aka 'trane' has adopted the label of lazy stupid bum and likewise he lives accordingly. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And you need a job ya bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The only thing you threaten is my asshole A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit AND RACISTS AND HOMOPHOBES STILL WATCH IT SEE THE INFORMATION DOESNT ADD ANYTHING TO THE DISCUSSION. EVEN FAMILY GUY HAS A NIGGER IN THE WOODPILE. I DONT KNOW BUT WOULD IMAGINE THAT MANY "PURE BLOODED" FAMILIES HAVE AN ABDUL, WANG FU, JESSIE WASHINGTON, TWO WOLVES, JOSE DIJUENO, ZOLTAR FROM XERXES IV, OR TWO IN THEIR FAMILY TREE SOMEWHERE. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Cool, thanks. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Jesus is the only one that loves them. Everybody else can't stand their ass. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I have a couple confessions to make Number one is that yes, Edmondo Bladder is a lazy stupid bum. Number two is that yes, he did indeed suck Nimey's penis. Just thought you all should know. I'm glad I got that off my chest as much as I enjoyed getting my nuts off EBladder's chin. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit they say that on the internet IQ and cock length are always exaggerated, usually by simple doubling. So, you say you're about an 80 then? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Unlike undead Zarqawi I AM entirely convinced that those who brag about IQ or dick length are monumental douchebags in direct proportion to the numbers provided. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Is 4chan still a thing? You know moot quit the place. Abandoned the site like a bastard stepchild. Much like rusty did to k5. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit There are no pictures though I can't imagine a chan without images. I used to hang out on 4chan before the raiding and the FBI and shit, so maybe I'm an old fag, too many new fags now, I quit visiting long ago so I don't have a clue about any of it. The only chan I sometimes check out is Overchan. Lots of Random. There used to be this german board that had some funny ass shit. All the chans are like USENET, wade through tons of crap for the occasional jewel. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It's a metaphor for copyright infringement The message is that knowledge (in the form of Intellectual Property) can be stolen. People watch this crap and become indoctrinated. You need to get a job and stop watching Wonder Woman. It will make you even more stupid than you already are. bum A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't know what that bullshit is supposed to 'disprove' but it confirms that you are a stupid lazy bum that is certain. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You gonna link me to Smells like Teen Spirit next? Your taste is exquisite for a b u m. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And neither is sye. How you doin there Shaynel? Everything good? Priests been keeping you supplied with little boys? Good to hear it. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit have a sit, stay awhile Everybody else is still here hanging out. You're the only one that left, well you and rusty. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit yeah i done ate their daddy too. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Did you learn that at the kinder-care? Lazy stupid bum steals his disses from juveniles. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Happy Poppa Day to yourself there NK Actually, I don't know that alcohol is really associated with Father's Day much. I mean yeah a beer or two is good but not the getting drunk part unless you're one of "those" kind of Dads. It's usually the kids spending time with dad and cheesy cards and funky gifts. We went out to eat and then a movie, Jurassic World 3D and then I took a nap in the lazy boy. That was a fucking good ass Father's Day. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah Oz is behind the times Sushi hit it big here oh five, maybe six years ago. Stuff started showing up in the grocery stores and shit. The college kids seem to go for it. Most folks I know and me included ain't looking for raw fish or any shit like that. You intend to serve us a sushi roll that fucker better have come off the bbq grill and be covered in jalapenos and mesquite sauce. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Only an idiot like you would want to eat your mom A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'll never forget I was painting this historic house in the downtown area, (summer job), big old antebellum monstrosity. And one day this group of school children, I'd say they weren't over 10yo or thereabouts, came by on some field trip thing. Anyways, they all had some merch and there is this one little colored girl waving a little miniature confederate flag on a stick. My mind was blown. And even when I think about it today my mind is blown. Recently a group lost their case to be allowed to display the confederate flag on their license plates. The court ruled that while their freedom of speech would allow them to display whatever flag they wished on their personal vehicles, the license plate was government speech and therefore the State of Texas could deny certain emblems. I don't know how that might affect Masonic members with their little Compass with a "G". You know being semi religious and all. But at least the racists can't have a big FUCK Y'ALL NIGGERS on their plates. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit why can you not? I think it is a lot easier to become a mexican than it is to become black. And much easier to become mexican than to become a woman. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit There you go again, misusing the term. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit who gets to distinguish though? You say "You see how we can distinguish between those two things? People have brains. That allows them to see the difference between one thing and another. " Like there is an obvious good thing and an obvious bad thing. Say you think that pornography that depicts inter-racial sex is evil, wicked and bad. No un-weird person would rightfully think that it was okay. (not saying you feel this way just citing an example) But many people would think that was just fine and dandy. Any line you draw is arbitrary and therefore can be used to silence. If some speech isn't free then you cannot claim you have free speech at all. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit John Companies and Voxel INTERNAP Performance without Compromise A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Math can certainly "handle" it It is undefined. Go ahead, define it in 'Natural Language' for me, I dare you. Don't just state it either. DEFINE it in plain old English. So, not only are you a lazy bum, but you're also STUPID as well. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit lazy stupid bum A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And if you squirm or protest . . . We'll do it deeper, harder, longer, and make it hurt that much more. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit fuck racheal dozeal God damn am I sick to fuck of hearing about her black ass. Yes, black ass. Bitch is BLACK, with a capital N for Nigger bitch. If fucking men can be women and considered brave. If fucking businesses and govt officials can basically declare the law does not apply to them because of their "sincerely held religious beliefs". Then a white woman can be black if she not only talks the talk but walks the walk. Which Ms Dozeal clearly did. Don't any one even BEGIN to argue that she did it to obtain "special dispensation" either. That is the most racist piece of garbage ever uttered. Nobody wants to be black for the cool lifestyle and unequaled priveledge of the black race. The only people that would even THINK that way are white christian conservative BIGOTS that believe that whites are an oppressed social group. Years from now Ms Dozeal will be heralded as a visionary and a trailblazer. Like the very first couples that dared to marry outside their race. Like the very first same sex couples that dared to display their love publically and openly. Like the gays and lesbians that dared to come out of the closet and even the blacks and the asians and the native americans that openly defied the staus quo and openly behaved as what they truely were, free and equal before Almighty God. When will we realize that all these things are just LABELS that do not advance us as a human race but rather divide and seperate us? But having said that, truly, fuck that bitch, let's move on to something interesting. Ask K5: If you find yourself with one green ball in your left hand and one green ball in your right hand, what does that tell you? Answer: Obviously you must have The Hulk's cock in your mouth! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What, did you discover Hulk's cock in your mouth? And Ironman's fist in your colon? What a lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Did you make any money? Just a waste of time then, like a lazy ass bum. Those comments are hidden for a reason. Why don't you get a REAL job instead of writing kiddie scripts in BASIC? No, you just jack off with the equivalent of Hello World and wait for your govt check. Lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Fine then If you don't need to work then stop whining about living in your car and shit. Stop bitching about "rich" people, if you have the right to sit on your ass then they have an equal right to be productive and amass wealth. BTW I am amused that you imagine I have a 'boss'. At least in the style you seem to imply like I am some wage slave chained to a desk. I know it just eats you up inside to even imagine that there are people who enjoy what they do. That one can work and make money and be happy all at the same time. But then you wouldn't know much about what a real workplace is like since you are an unproductive lazy bum. Now move along like a good little nigger and fetch me a cup of coffee. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit typical lazy bum Talks shit, trying to justify why he's a useless fuck. You don't advance knowledge or produce. You're just a parasite, a leech. You are the anti social one that wants everyone else to cater to your whims and desires. You're correct, I don't want to hear your complaints because they are a complete waste of time. Just a lazy bum pretending. I mean, fuck. Look at you. Look at what you have acomplished with your life and your time. Nothing. Oh excuse me, you crafted a script to unhide your shit comments. Wow, I'm so impressed. By their fruits you will know them. It's so simple even a child can understand. A good tree will produce good fruit. A bad tree will produce bad fruit. And a weed, well a weed is just going to steal nutrients and produce nothing of value whatsoever. Yeah, I know, I'm just a smelly old colon holding you back. God, think of all the wonderful things you would accomplish if it weren't for me calling you a lazy bum on kuro5hin.org. If only society would come to its senses and grant you a basic income. If the idiots would stop listening to the scientists, the mathematicians, the statisticians, the programmers stuck in their formal languages and listen instead to you! Yes, THEN we would finally see, finally know how great and wise and wonderful all the beautiful fruits you would deliver to us! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And therefore Nimey's request to suck, my penis will be enshrined in K5 histololry. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That has got to be the dumbest fucking thing i've seen on here today and there has been a lot of dumb fucking things on here today believe me. It sounds real fucking clever yeah, you cannot LITERALLY eat money but if you got money you can sure eat better than if you ain't got money. THE INSANITY IN THIS SITE IS AT ELEVENTY A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Identify bugs before you ship Just like Facebook! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hell yeah, practice makes perfect Anybody that makes anything that is non-shitty didn't start out that way, they just kept plugging at it and plugging at it and it got better. Read about Issac Asimov and Arthur C Clarke and Heinlein and all the greats from the Golden Age of Science Fiction. They got rejection slip after rejection slip but they kept submitting and eventually they became household names with their stories being made into movies and all that shit. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? Oh, Just spreading my seed. Link is sfw but involves cucumbers Nothing to say so I sayed it hare. You can't run through a camp site, you can only ran, because it is past tents Judging from your condition it came just at the right time. sorry, sorry, couldn't help it, bad tdillo, go sit in the corner! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Here is the link to download it as a gif file. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I say if a male athlete can one day decide he is a woman and have people say how brave he is and shout down folks who don't refer to the former he as she, then a white woman ought to be able to decide she's black if she chooses. As for the African American question, that is a stupid reference. As an example there was a kerfuffle recently when a white student from South Africa was suspended for entering a contest for the schools Distinguished African-American Student Award. The guy WAS an African American AND ironically the first two recipients of the award were white. We need to get past all these silly labels about who is what, when and where. It does nothing to advance the human race. It is only ever used as an excuse to restrict and exclude. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Ask Michael Jackson Born a black man and died a white woman. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No, unless you call cosmetic surgery a disease. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit If only someone would show them that they look worse after than before. Take a look at Kenny Rogers . . . Before After A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit there are White African-Americans yeah, that was my point. Using African American as a term for black people is stupid for that reason. The term itself comes pre-loaded with the prejudice that all Africans are black. It is ridiculous. Further we don't use the term European Americans to refer to White people. All these labels, Black, White, Homosexual, Bisexual, Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Liberal, Conservative, Socialist, Nerd, Geek, Jock, etc they're not relevant. The defining lines are arbitrary. How much white can you have and still be black? How can a brown skinned person from Southern Europe claim to be white? How many dicks can you suck before you are gay? If a lesbian has a hetero experience one time in college does that mean she is not a lesbian anymore? What about a conservative that supports abortion and immigration reform? Does he have to turn in his membership card? Can an athlete that enjoys playing WOW be a nerd? Can a housewife that plays candy crush on her iphone be a geek? See what I mean, the only use for these labels is to exclude people based on arbitrary criteria. They serve no useful purpose in this Millennium. I see no reason why you cannot call yourself a Martian if you choose. You already claim to be a pirate ninja anyways. Be whatever makes you happy even if you're trane and you want to be a lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I know that makes perfect sense to you but I cannot understand what it is you are attempting to communicate. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm certain the fine engineers at BMW have the localization issue all sorted. Because as the particular 'bird' gesture itself is not universal the sentiment behind it is. Fleeing the scene of an auto fellation is serious business of international importance. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No mosquitos in a BMW A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit A paraphrase of Gene Spafford's quote is appropriate: "USENET The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What the hell is wrong with you? Get a job you lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I hope you're not planning a hiking trip soon That's the unmentioned k5 demographic. . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit They neglected to mention the release of Win10 For free, from Microsoft. There's got to be some kind of dark juju going on there. Also the first Republican and Democratic debates are going to occur during this time-frame. While not on the schedule I also imagine that New Orleans will possibly be hit by a devastating hurricane during this time. And the Yellowstone supervolcano has been showing troubling signs of activity. In North Dakota it has been reported that during a fracking operation a huge chamber has been discovered deep within the planet crust. Reports are sketchy at this time but it appears that investigators attempting to enter the void have all gone mad. I hope you have your bomb shelter 'prepped' and have access to a sturdy tin foil hard hat. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Microsoft's Terry Myerson clarified that Windows 10 users will still get free updates and support for the lifetime of the OS, exactly like past versions of Windows. There's no subscription model for updates or support or continuing to use the OS. Myerson's reference to Windows "as a service" simply meant that Microsoft plans to update the OS with smaller, more regular updates rather than the big, chunky updates of past Service Packs. A year after Windows 10 is first available, it will no longer be a free upgrade for Windows 7 and 8 users. Microsoft will then sell Windows 10 the same way it has sold past versions of Windows. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL, You and a billion other people IANAL but I think there would be some grounds for a class action right there. Talk about a Bait and Switch! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit If you want some real Conspiracy stuff on Win10 though, old-hand windows wrangler Woody Leonhard (Microsoft MVP, Senior Editor at InfoWorld and author of numerous Windows technical books) announced that the recent update, KB 2952664 triggers a daily telemetry run and could be snooping on your computer activities. The update and three others, KB 2990214, and KB 3035583 are behind that icon in your notification area asking you to register to upgrade to Win10. One of the updates will be used after Win10 ships to push nag screens and video ads to windows 7 and 8 installations to upgrade to Win10. Several users are reporting that KB 2952664 red-lines one core of the CPU every time Windows 7 is started. Billed as a "compatibility update for upgrading Windows 7," there is no further information about the patch, other than a list of files that it installs. Among these is a task added to the Task Scheduler called DoScheduledTelemetryRun. The task description reads: "Collects program telemetry information if opted-in to the Microsoft Customer Experience Improvement Program." However Woody says that it runs whether or not one has opted in the MCEIP. And even if you opt out it still runs. Just some food for your paranoia. I know how you types love that shit. Enjoy. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yes you are a lazy bum put down the horn and get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit How about we give you the option of getting a job Lazy bum A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That's because you are a lazy bum So god damn lazy you say you would rather die than go to work and be responsible. Not only are you a lazy bum but you are morally bankrupt. You are a parasite that couldn't survive without government assistance. Hell you are so lazy you can't even kill yourself without help from the government. You realize what a god damn joke you are? Get a fucking job and be responsible, take control of your life and destiny for a change. I dare you. I double dog dare you. You can't do it. You don't even know where to begin. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Lazy bum too scared to work or even talk to people hides in the bushes and gets high sleeps in a car and waits for his welfare money wants others to quit work so he won't feel like the parasite that he is. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit yeee-haw Don't knock good road kill chili I personally don't believe the bs around jade helm but many here do so that's a fair cop I carry a lever action winchester 30-30 in the back window of the truck, I don't care for shotguns much, also I generally drink tequila while driving, beer just makes me need to pee. I support capital punishment and as it happens the execution chamber is just a few blocks down the road from where I'm at right now. Oh and you're still a lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit never have eaten armadillo either That is my mascot. You know some people collect little frog statues and frog pins and frog posters? I do the same with armadillo stuff. I have some plaster statues of armadillos drinking beer and one a giant armadillo knocking over a lone star beer truck. I have a number armadillo beltbuckles and hat pins. The word 'dillo' looks kind of like an armadillo the d is the head and front carapace the ll's make the bands and the o is the rear carapace and a portion of tail. When we lived in the cave dillos would run around in the brush near the entrance early in the morning. I loved to chase them and try to get them to roll up. I wish that glyptodonts still existed. That would be awesome and I don't think they would end up as rod kill. It would be like hitting a rhino with an armor shell. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Fuck lazy bums get a job You don't do shit you lazy bum You keep saying "You couldn't do what I do" but you don't do jack shit. Hundreds of thousands of lazy bums just like yourself do what you do every day. It isn't a challenge. No, YOU can't do the least little thing to be responsible and to better yourself. You just shuffle through day to day on your lazy ass waiting for a handout. You are so far away from surviving that you think everyone else is 'rich'. You cannot even manage to fulfill the most basic needs without assistance. I know you have a car and food but YOU don't do anything to supply them do you? No, you get a hand out and assistance that you use merely to maintain. If the Republicans cut funding to social programs you would starve. You wouldn't know how to begin. The only way you could sustain yourself is through criminal activity. Further you don't know what I do. I don't talk about it much. You just project your fantasies on to me. But I know what you do, nothing. You are a parasite. A lazy bum who is afraid of an honest days work. A bum that bumbles around living on welfare. You are weak and morally bankrupt. You need to get off your lazy good-for-nothing ass and get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Would you like me to be? You start telling me to fuck you and fuck this and whining about people who work and then crying for a basic income while going on about how you are so special and better than everybody then yeah I just might. But hell you are doing shit, making stats, being as productive as you can. trane boi ain't doing shit but being lazy and getting high. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah yeah, whatever, oh you are so special so oppressed. I am so scared and afraid. Oh noes, I am fat American living on the couch can't survive without remote. Keep telling yourself that. We both know the truth is that you do nothing of any worth, you couldn't survive without government assistance and you want more of it. You're allergic to work. You are just a lazy bum looking for a handout. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I understand You shit on everyone here that does anything productive. You want us all to be lazy bums like you. A bunch of parasites so you don't feel so bad. Yeah you have it so good, you're going to die cold and alone and broke with no friends just dealers to mourn your passing. When it comes my time I will be comfortable, warm, cared for with friends and family. Yeah, dude, I am toxic to society and all the other things. LOL. You aren't anything but a lazy bum and you never will be anything but a lazy bum and no one will remember you. Society will cast you off like the maggot that you are. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit but oddly enough you can produce shit From your mouth. What else would someone expect from a lazy bum? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit because nobody wants to hear the complaints of a shiftless lazy bum Yeah it is a shame, they totally don't allow any of that shit anymore. Except when they do, that is . . . WHAR MUH FREEDUMS YEW MORAN! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hey thanks though There are a whole huge list of offensive subs linked in the comments to that post. Looks like I got some subscribing to do! /r/coontown looks promising! "Driving in the hood." No more harassing than a Missouri cop! With the current dictatorship we have leading this country has indeed taken away our rights that we believed and lived. Stopped reading right there. Bullshit with a Capital B for Blastar. Might as well read Preppers Weekly.... What a waste of time, just because it is on the Internet it MUST Be true! RIGHT? RIGHT? Jesus A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Tell them to move to Texas Evidently the entire Conservative organization in the state is batshit insane. See my previous Diary. It blows me away that they can have Chuck Norris and the Governor on TV talking about this crazyness and report on it with a straight face. But I agree with you and that is what drove Lil Debbie nuts too because of the fucking conspiracy bullshit sites he read. Some folks actually think The Onion is a legitimate news outlet. Yes abortion is all but illegal in Texas now It's about to head to the Supremes. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I HAVE AN OUTIE! Preferably deep fried and served on a stick A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit BREAKING: The Sky Is Falling I guess Texas is trying to compete with Florida for stupid redneck status. That is the only conceivable reason for the recent spate of madness in the state. For example, a student ID is insufficient proof to be able to vote but an NRA membership card is. Students in college are allowed to carry weapons on campus now and you can carry guns openly in Texas. Now you might be confused as I am a staunch supporter of the second amendment however, I also support responsible weapon handling and ownership. I don't think kids should get a gun in every box of Cracker Jacks. But that gets off the track there. Let's see, we have over a million Texans without health insurance since our state has declined to support the Affordable Care Act. Yes, we are one of the thirteen states that sued the Federal government over Obamacare so poor folk do not get the subsidies. The cheapest package here runs $270/mo with a $6000 deductible. Don't mess with Texas and don't get sick here either. But that is just run of the mill stuff. As you know, everyone from Chuck Norris to Rush Limbaugh is convinced that Obama is sending troops in this summer to round up Conservatives and take over the state under Operation Jade Helm. Now this would be laughable except that our own Governor has mobilized the Guard and instructed them to 'keep an eye on the military in order to protect the constitutional rights of Texas citizens." In fact just recently Gov. Greg Abbott, issued a statement warning Texans to "know their safety, constitutional rights, private property right and civil liberties will not be infringed." If you didn't know, the military has a network of secret tunnels connecting shuttered Walmarts in which they have set up FEMA style camps and detention centers to aid in the overthrow of conservative authority and create a socialist government under martial law. I wish I was making this all up but they report this shit on the news and a poll showed that over a third of Texans believe this to be true. Well if that wasn't enough, new information has come to light that the reason the miloitary has chosen this summer to put in their plan is because an Asteroid will devastate a large portion of the Southwest including Arizona, New Mexico and Texas. This asteroid is expected to impact between September 22nd to September 28th. It seems that the asteroid was pulled out of its orbit and placed on a collision course with Earth using the Large Hadron Collider to alter the cosmic gravity. That Obama is one sneaky bastard. He'll do ANYTHING to keep Hillary from becoming president! Plus I think he is pissed that he can't get support for his TTIP plan. Now keen minds have irrefutable proof that this is happening. On the news today was a spokesman who said, ". . . the CERN logo is 666 - the sign of the beast - in a circle. The CERN collider looks like the all-seeing eye or stargaze we see so much of". Another commentator reported, "This [asteroid] is why the military is deploying Jade Helm this summer, because it may no longer be possible to cover it all up. Jade Helm is an insurance policy. If we make it to fall, JH will just be a training exercise. Of course, the military would never admit that, because it would cause complete anarchy, so that's why no one is talking about it of course." The outcry here has been so great that NASA and the Houston Space Center have both issued press statements assuring everyone that all is fine and no asteroids are on a collision course with Earth. Of course that is what you would expect them to say. Now the Governor has said that he will veto any bill legalizing any use of marijuana for either medical or recreational purposes. However, I'm starting to wonder what them good 'ol boys are smoking down there in Austin. Anyways, I just thought you all should know so you can get your tin foil hard hats ready. I can only hope WOW, it has become clear to me now I was so stupid not having seen it already . . . Orion Blastar is the Governor of Texas! They never ORDERED me to kill They always asked politely and afterward they gave me jello. .there is always soma delicious soma, half a gramme for a half-holiday, a gramme for a week-end, two grammes for a trip to the gorgeous East, three for a dark eternity on the moon... All the advantages of Christianity and alcohol; none of their defects. You do look glum! What you need is a gramme of soma! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You should be concerned about random visitors thinking you are a complete idiot that can't computer or find gainful employment. the all seeing eye Stare long into the abyss and the abyss stares back into you You shouldn't have signed up for that site Sorry you were disappointed when your girlfriend turned out to be a dude but that really isn't K5's problem now is it? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Keep telling yourself that Whatever helps keep the disappointment away. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Just a random thought So back when I grew up there were these buildings that would store a variety of musical recordings on a vinyl disc. You would physically walk in to this place and they would have bin after bin full of these things. You would dig through these bins and choose maybe two or so of these discs. Then take them up to the counter and exchange currency. After which they put the discs in a bag and you take them home. If by chance a song entered your head that you had not previously purchased then your only recourse was to hope you might be fortunate enough to hear it played on the radio. A few years ago those buildings were very rare. Instead, you would go online and purchase either a digital representation of the music or perhaps order a plastic disc that had the music encoded within. There was also something called Napster where you could acquire generally poor quality digital representations. But even still one had to amass a large number of these so that any music you might wish to hear would hopefully be in your collection. This morning I woke up with a song playing in my head. One that I hadn't heard in a long long time. I didn't bother looking it up in my collection. or trying to find a disc or anything. Instead I accessed a particular website. Typed in the title and in a second I was listening to the song. I didn't pay anything, I didn't even have to get dressed. In fact not only could I listen to the song but the site offered to let me listen to the entire album just for the fuck of it. I didn't even think about it. I was just making my coffee and jamming to the music when the idea struck me. Fuck, I'm actually in the FUTURE! my future is bright and wonderful With lots of lens flare, similar to the bridge of the Abrams Enterprise. Your future is cold, dark and dystopian like the bad version of blade runner. Not just directed at you but to all commenters in this diary, the WHOLE POINT is that there is no need for files anymore. No mp3, no flacc, no ogg, no wma, no mp4, none of it. You just say, Siri, (or Google or Cortana, whatever) play The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia and it plays, streamed to your device with nno fuss, no hoarding of bits, no threat of legal action. It just happens, like magic. Only a Hosaka Ono Sendai Cyberspace 7 The jack has gotten a little glitchy but it is still serviceable. I rock Techgear Sensurround visimods with the HighBitz Data Couplers for mad throughput and genuine Lambskin Senstactic control gloves. yeah its supposed to be able to convert also But I just can't seem to set it up right. It appears to work but I get no output. Anyways, my point is that we don't need to rip or convert anymore. We don't need to hoard bits. its all there for the asking. Myself, I am tickled that the music from my generation gets so much airplay. It enforces my opinion that my demographic had excellent tastes. Not only our music but the movies and tv shows we enjoyed keep getting remade again and again. But it only sounds decent if you use gold clad Monster cables Hitler gets a bad rap There are numerous dictators throughout history that have slaughtered millions of citizens and or attempted genocide, yet Hitler is singled out for lampooning. Hitler and Monster deserve all the shit they get. Oh yeah, in case anyone reading this was not aware, those Beats by Dre? Yeah, originally designed and produced by the same dudes that invented Monster cables. Oddly enough, my "hose" also pressurizes and deforms in a complex manner. I should stick it in their ear perhaps? I don't find coding games as having any lasting value. A Bird In The Hand is worth two in development . . . Back to the Future So obviously things that have already happened have an affect on what happens now. And events that occur today obviously affect events in the future. But what about events that haven't occurred yet? That is, events that will take place in the future. It seems silly to think that any event taking place in our future would have any consequence on events today or in the past. A new study published in Nature Physics appears to show that yes, future events have effects that can propagate backwards through time and affect events taking place today. Of course I am not a physicist. And you'll have to get trane to explain why this is just gossip and hand-waving to create scarcity to be mean to lazy bum crackheads. Anyways. The study revolves around the famous Double-slit experiment and specifically a modification of the experiment proposed by John Wheeler back in 1978, and thought to be impossible to carry out. Called the "delayed choice thought experiment." It was a "thought experiment" because it was presumed it could not actually be facilitated. That experiment sought to answer the question, "So precisely when does a photon choose to act like a particle or act like a wave? When it is first fired, before it goes through the slit, or perhaps even...after?" Wheeler's modification went something roughly like this: What if you could insert a second screen, but only after something has passed the first screen? The second screen, which would sometimes be inserted and sometimes not based on random chance, was designed to cause interference similar to the first. That way, in theory, you could observe the state of the photon when it passed through the first screen and see if it remained consistent going through the second. The technical difficulty was that no one was able to insert that second screen in time, that is, after the item had passed through the first but before it struck the back wall. That task seemed insurmountable. But now that experiment has been tried out, and the results are rather mind-boggling. A team in Australia turned the experiment into lab reality by using lasers. What they found is weirder than anything seen to date: Every time the two grates were in place, the helium atom passed through, on many paths in many forms, just like a wave. But whenever the second grate was not present, the atom invariably passed through the first grate like a particle. The fascinating part was, the second grate's very existence in the path was random. And what's more, it hadn't happened yet. In other words, it was as if the helium particle "knew" whether there would be a second grate at the time it passed through the first. The possible future presence of that second grate appeared to be determining the past state of the atom as it passed through grate #1. Whether it continued as a particle or changed into a wave depended on something that might happen in the future. But how could a future event-the insertion of the second grate-determine the past state of the helium atom? Time would have to run backward, or something would have to know in advance that the second grate was going to be in place. "The atoms did not travel from A to B. It was only when they were measured at the end of the journey that their wavelike or particle-like behavior was brought into existence," Truscott said. If we are to believe that the atom really did take a particular path or paths, then one has to accept that a future measurement is affecting the atom's past." he concluded. Now, I checked and according to Wikip Nature Physics is a monthly, peer reviewed, scientific journal published by the Nature Publishing Group. It publishes both pure and applied research from all areas of physics. Subject areas covered by the journal include quantum mechanics, condensed-matter physics, optics, thermodynamics, particle physics, and biophysics. I wanted to make sure this wasn't some article from The Examiner or The Onion. The full study is available online but it is behind a paywall. Maybe if any of you already have a subscription you can tell us more about it. So what may happen in the future may have an affect on what happens in the past. WOW. It sure gives one food for thought. Yes, it seems that this IS NOT like the experiment a few years back that seemed to show particles traveling FTL and breaking physics. What they observed fits square into Quantum Theory, well according to them, I'm not smart enough to judge. And it has somewhat to do with entanglement and all that other Star Trek style science. I guess what was most surprising from their POV was it's one thing to theorize stuff moving backwards through time as easily as forwards but quite another thing to see it borne out experimentally. But yes this isn't something that flies in the face of everything we either know or suspect. Rather, this is one of those things where the science guys go, "Hmm, that's interesting." Which makes it even more freaky. We want to be important run for president against Hillary Clinton. Instant fame. Better than running firewalls, you can set up your own private email server and be talked about on FOX news. Someone Felt Impotent FTFY Why don't you get a paying job and ship some software before you start telling a hard working coder how to fucking do shit? Maybe he has ethical issues with adsense. Go get a job with Amazon as long as you ain't busy doing anything important. Like having time to cyberstalk women you fucking perv. applying and accepting are two different things You realize that some people consider Google and Adsense in particular to be both immoral and unethical. How can you be such a hypocrit, calling out Amazon for its treatment of employees while lauding a program that seeks to leech every last bit of personal data. Oh I see, you don't profit from Amazon but you do from Adsense. So your morals and ethics are for sale then. I suppose that is Every Engineers Solemn Duty, to sell out to the highest bidder. Ok then, good to know. I work tirelessly to advise others to block it THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RECOMMENDING IT FOR MUMBLE?????!!!!! ARE YOU MAd??? ARE YOU INSANE???? Oh . . . wait. Dude, just fuck off with your bullshit. That's not my head . . . perhaps your mother should have Babyproofed her uterus. it would have been a blessing for you not having to go through life mentally crippled. god has a plan for you You are the Violator to the future Spawn. You remind me of john leguizamos character, he was definitely an aggravated sexual obese if I ever saw one . . . killed your appetite At least it didn't kill you, lol, well you can still lead Lucifers Ninja Army john leguizamo Two homeless men came across a stray dog who was furiously licking his own balls. "I sure wish I could do that.", said the first guy. "Give him a good scratch behind the ears and he might let you.", replied the other. It's hilarious to me how people talk shit about how bad kids are, the little shits, King-Childs, Miss Princesses, the center of attention, so bad, etc. Because the funny thing is that every one of those people were once a child themselves. Of course, they all claim that they were "Good Children" and well behaved and not anything like these holy terrors. Yes, your own parents satisfaction to spread their sperm and eggs lead them to destroy the logic and creativity of the living being that is you. i assume that is why there are so very many assholes in the world. It is a shame more people were not raised as correctly as you were. You are such a shining example of the human condition. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Cool, thanks for that I really hope it all goes well for you. TBH I'm not unsympathetic either But a troll has got to troll. Yeah, we were out Sunday in fact at the resturant and some darling a few tables over would, for no particular reason and completely at random, cut loose with an ear-piercing shreik at full volume, and he went all the way to 11. I don't know, his parents just like I can only guess, but they seemed to be immune, like they didn't even realize it might be a problem something they were used to I don't know. I'm glad things are working out for you. I honestly don't have anything to tell you. What I mean is I know the feeling from a male pov, I can't even imagine what it would be like having that life inside, it just goes beyond any other experience.and I am glad you are feeling better about the whole process. As for facebook and all that, hey, I am one of THOSE people, serious, I have pics on the tblet and I shw them every chance I get. I am not proud. :) grampa spam In reply to claes. You gonna share your ultrasound? Yeah my daughter-in-law used to just post pics of Audrey but now she limits who actually gets them in their feeds because she doesn't want to inadvertently annoy her friends that would rather not see them. Then a lot of good but not great pics, (like her sleeping or playing with toys etc, she just emails us direct. My best friends wife posted her ultrasound and so did Jewels. I only asked to rattle your cage, I didn't figure you would be making them public. If you search FB for Tdillo you'll find me, I would 'friend' you, although my stuff is pretty dull. Up to you though. Oh andf BTW, fuck you and the stats you rode in on I post pictures of my Granddaughter to Facebook because she is a jewel and the most beautiful creature to have ever walked the planet. You should count yourself privileged that you exist in a world where such intelligence, talent and beauty exist. And yes, she takes after me of course. you lucky bastard Yes, I am pretty lucky. I reckon I am indeed. Yeah and if you fart don't breathe through your mouth or it will settle on your toungue. You think my toothbrush is bad. Hell you ain't seen where all my mouth has been BTW, would you like to smell my finger? No you haven't, stop lying. Besides, they're talking about human fecal matter not cat fecal matter. And what causes most mental illness is y'all going around with your head up your ass. I've mentioned it online many times That you fail at computers? Yes, I am aware of that. Whatever does that have to do with your toothbrush being coated in human poop? I think you are delusional and disconnected from reality right now. You probably need a welfare check. Solution, we need to stop using SQL immediately and port everything over to mumble lang. In the meantime, take off and nuke the Reds from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. I know, I know, wherever would we get our cheap plastic shit? I'm sure we will manage somehow. All them nigras in Africa need something to do anyhow. Too many of them lazy bastards hanging out waiting for Sally Struthers to bring 'em some oatmeal. War War never changes May 5, 1961 Captain Carl Bell of the United States Space Agency became the first human in space. This claim is disputed by both the Soviet Union and China. Captain Bell's flight in Space Capsule Defiance 7 lasted twelve minutes and seven seconds, and made a full revolution around the Earth. Bell died when the capsule crashed on its return to Earth. By 1969, the United States has divided into thirteen commonwealths; each of which encompasses several states. The national flag is changed to reflect this and depicts fourteen stars - thirteen in a circle to represent the commonwealths and one in the middle to represent the federal government and the nation as a whole. On July 16, 1969 The Virgo II Lunar Lander Valiant 11 with U.S.S.A. astronauts Captain Richard Wade, Captain Mark Garris, and Captain Michael Hagen landed on the Moon. The astronauts become the first humans to walk on a celestial body other than Earth. In 2037, General Atomics International and Robco supply a number of autonomous roboti units for domestic, maintenance and military operations. The most popular is a model known as Mr Handy. In 2042 a major earthquake strikes Mexico City. The United States sends in disaster relief. The devastation is so great that US business interests partner up and begin rebuilding the Mexican economy. By 2051, Mexico has become a vassal state under complete US control. The US exploits Mexican oil and gas reserves as fileds in Texas begin to dry up. Ten years later as the economy begins to collapse due to vanishing fuel resources a global outbreak of Blue Flu also known as the New Plague begins to spread within the population. The last manned mission to the moon takes place. The European Union goes to war against the Middle East over control of the last oil fields. This is known as the Great Resource War. By January of 2054 limited nuclear exchange takes place between the UAE and the EU. In areas devastated by nuclear fallout the plague rampages among the survivors causing severe genetic mutations. In December a UK terrorist detonates a suitcase nuke wiping out the city of Tel Aviv. By 2066, The EU and the United States are in dire straits with dwindling oil reserves and plaque rampaging through both countries. Food Riots break out and a sytemic breakdown of society begins. The US President declares martial law. Meanwhile, the Chinese retaining some the last stockpiles of fuel and an abundance of food. Political antagonism against the West builds as those states become increasingly desperate for scarce resources. By winter of 2066 China invades Alaska. Canada refuses to allow US troops on Canadian soil or allow US air assets to fly over or land at Canadian airfields. Unable to broker a diplomatic solution US forces invade Canada and in a bloodless takeover annex all of Canadian territory. Canada is renamed to Little America. Northwestern Canada and the US become a battleground between the Chinese and US/Canadian forces. Troops begin using powered armor and laser weapons. In the ongoing war against China the US begins launching Orbital Nuclear Launch Platforms. In retaliation China begins to use and deploy biological agents against US Forces. The US Military begins to experiment with FEV enhanced soldiers and performing genetic alteration to improve combat efficiency. In 2077 the Chinese, trying to break the stalemate, have agents sabotage the Hoover Dam. Throughout the year outbreaks of plague, food riots and rumors of Chinese nuclear or biological attack set the world on edge. In October The Great War begins. No one knows who launched the first nuclear missile. However, automatic failsafes and contingencies plans soon have the entire globe engaged in nuclear conflict. The War lasts all of two hours during which nuclear hellfire is unleashed upon the planet. In some areas the explosions altered the physical composition of the Earth, destroying mountain ranges and causing new depressions that would fill with water. The energy released was so vast that it set off earthquakes in the the major faultlines. Salt Lake City is hit with thirteen nuclear warheads and ceases to exist. A week after the global nuclear war a black rain begins to fall filtering through the radioactive ash and debris still floating high in the air, The contaminated rain wipes out most plant and animal life. The surviving species are mutated almost beyond recognition. A select few humans remain alive in "vaults" located throughout the wasteland. Each vault is a self contained, self-sufficient habitat run by an overseer who has almost dictatorial powers. Between 2090 and 2100 the vaults begin to open and allow the humans back into the world. Radiation and contamination is still present but can be dealt with. Over the next 200 years humans begin rebuilding small, isolated villages and attempt to rebuild their lives. Bands of roving marauders and bandits attack some of the settlements and towns. A few areas, like New Vegas and Pittsburgh surround their towns with heavy fortifications and armed guards. Slavery becomes common This is your future. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Dude, that is the catch phrase for Fallout Ron Perlman intones at the introduction to every Fallout game the phrase, 'War, war never changes'. It's like you replied that All our base aren't belong to us or the cake is really true and delicious. The reason for my whole comment was that in the Game China and the US (as it is in the game world) begin hostilities with a cyberwar and the development of AI which escalates to a global nuclear and biological holocaust. I didn't mean that literally war never changes. Marijuana is the flame Heroin is the fuse. LSD IS THE BOMB I can neither confirm nor deny that I was on security recon in the vicinity of sofar, looking for hezbollah agents while influenced by mescaline and military grade amphetamine. not as fun as jumping out an airplane but still, good times Yes, indeed. A Classic of the genre. No, they don't worship him They believe in Jesus and that he was a prophet but they don't worship him any more than Christians worship John the Baptist. They don't WORSHIP John the Baptist They recognize him surely but there is a difference between recognition, veneration and worship. Mary is worshipped. There are prayers and churches dedicated to The Virgin Mary. There are no catholic The Church of John The Long Suffering Baptist of our Eternal Agony and Blessing of the Way made Ready. I don't know why you bother arguing with me. Now Peter, I think maybe you could make the case that he is worshipped. But like Pontius Pilate is a very well known and recognized figure in Catholic religion but you wouldn't say that HE was worshipped. Our holy father wash my hands of this matter so that I bare no responsibility as it was with Pontius Pilate I give over those who trespass against me unto torture, crucifixion and death before the might of the Lord, our father and Jesus name, Amen. yeah I think you can play as him Alongside Johnny Gat and Tanya in the new release, Saint's Row: Pirates of the Pentecost. The old men were talking And the first one said, "God damn I hate this medicine I am on. It's got me so damn constipated, I ain't taken a decent shit in a week!" The other guy goes, "Well, the pills I'm taking shut my bladder up tight. I can't hardly pee and when I do I have to stand there in front of the toilet for damn near half-an-hour as the piss just dribbles out like a leaky faucet." The third old man says, "Well fortunately my meds don't have that effect. You see, every morning at 6:00 am sharp I take me a healthy piss. Like a god damn Russian Racehorse. Then at 7:00 am sharp I take me a healthy shit. That stuff is firm and brown, thick and long. In fact I have only one complaint concerning my medicines." "What is that?", the other old boys inquired. "God dammit, I just wish I could wake up before 9:00 am!" selling moon plots and mars plots Have a long history. No authority recognizes the validity of such 'deeds' and their legal status is gray at best. I think it is no problem as long as the seller is honest about it and the deeds are sold for novelty. I'm sure someone sells deeds for the bottom of the ocean as well. Obviously invalid From what I understand back when we started making moon shots a resolution was passed making all planets in the solar system like public domain. Not that exactly but you get the idea. I think it was after we planted a flag on the moon, other countries got scared there would be like a land rush or something. i don't know, wikipedia has all the info about it and why these scammers think they have a claim. look up moon plots. I don't know for sure, but AFAIK deeds are always granted from sovereign entities. Like all the land that is owned at some point, some govt or king had to grant title. Then over time parts get sold, etc. etc. So all private land in existence had to be granted. In short the woman is as full of shit as those tax evaders that claim they are 'sovereign citizens' or that congress only has the right to collect tax in DC. Ask Wesley Snipes about that shit. So she is full of shit if she is claiming they are legit. Yeah, I had some old timey posters from way back like ads for Ford Model T's and shit and I remember one hawked plots on the moon, and that was back before even airplane flight was common. There is another outfit I heard of that you send them $$$ and they will name a comet after you or someone you designate. Of course they can't actually do that for real but they give you a piece of paper to frame. I mean technically it is a scam but it isn't bad because most people know its BS. To my mind not much different than having your horoscope done or a psychic reading. I mean some people believe that shit so it is a scam really, but you know you got to be a willing participant to get taken in and somebody that stupid they kind of deserve it. I don't think so. Yeah, a few people are that stupid. But I don't think MOST people are. Actually, I find that the majority of people are reasonably intelligent. The problem is the domain in which they are competent. People tend to be quite adamant in their ignorance the farther they are from their areas of expertise. In addition many people put a lot of stock in "common knowledge" like the saying that people only use 10% of their brains, or that a dogs mouth is cleaner than a persons mouth etc etc. And that stuff is all wrong. But average people aren't that dumb, if they were, we as a species would never have gotten as far as we have. Not knowing how to use a computer has nothing to do with intelligence. That just illustrates your own bias. You realize that we have been without computers for a long god damn time and if computers disappeared tomorrow there would be hell to pay in the short run but we could manage just fine without them. Can you build a house? Or drive a semi-truck? Or fly a plane? If you answer no to any of them then does that make you stupid? Of course not. And any one of those activities is FAR more important to society as a whole than being able to run a PC. How utterly fascinating you should know. Not being the sharpest tool in the shed and all. that's true UF. that blogger is a guy So he should know what is an insult to women. And as for trannies using the bathroom procrasti, what the fuck of it? You want to use the ladies room, that's cool. But the way you say it makes me think you want to use it for sexually related purpose rather than to relieve yourself. No reason that adults can't piss and shit and go on about their business. We all know dudes got a penis and chicks got a vagina. If you're still hung up on poopoo and weewee then perhaps you should stick to the little boys room. And if you're looking for a little slap and tickle while you poot and trickle then perhaps you should avail yourself of the restrooms in the park and at the adult video store. I understand they have "glorius" accomodations ready to service you. Lazy bum making judgements on people with no basis. Oh those folks are rich. Those folks are American because they are fat and old. Those people are slim so they MUST be European. You're so full of shit you don't realise how idiotic your logic sounds. Lazy selfish bum pasing judgement on humanity becuase obviously you are SO much better than everyone else. What a fucking joke. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you fat, old, irrelevant, lazy, cowardly fuckface I love you too, even if you are a lazy bum. I think that is just silly, really And I'm not judging you mind. I'm just saying that after you and he have been together a while he and you will most likely see a lot worse than just you pooping during childbirth. Life is Loud and messy. Embrace it. If he loves you and cares for you it isn't going to change things. Seriously, it won't. And I'm think if it does then best to find that out now. I never would have imagined you to be so fussy. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I apologize, I don't mean any of that to be judgemental, I'm sorry I said 'silly'. Your feelings are not silly and that and using the term 'fussy' was a very poor word choice. pass a watermelon out of your back passage Knowing me I would want her to take pictures and post it to youtube! LOL A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I cannot tell you why. Okay, the experience of my wife and I was much different than your own. That is significant I believe. You see, we had been trying for a good while after we got our first house. Dean had gotten pregnant twice but they didn't work out. There were some medical issues . . . anyways we went to Austin and engaged a specialist. Third time was the charm which was good because as the doc said there would not ever be another chance... I have even told my son--because I myself was kind of a 'mistake'. Night at the drive-in kind of thing. Mom had to go on a 'visit to her Aunts' because that was the morals then and knowing that had an effect on me growing up--I told him several times that he was no accident that he was very much wanted. I was there through everything. However, I had not planned to be in the actual delivery. Like you D was a little embarrassed for whatever reason. I did not question it. But at the last minute I asked the doc if I could join in, even though I had not taken any of the prerequisite classes. He gave me a look and considered for a moment. He asked me if I could handle the sight of blood without getting sick. I said no problem. He said go with that nurse and get some scrubs on. I love this story, I will never forget any of it. It is burned into my brain. I was directed to the head of the bed and held D's hand. The nurse was trying to get me to 'coach' my wife, you know help her to breathe and push and basically cheerlead. I'm sorry I was an utter failure. I held her hand and kept jumping up and down trying to get a better view of the birth of my son. I had already seen his head start to crown earlier before the delivery when she was still dilating. I was extremely excited. When he came he came quickly. He was coated in goo and his head was elongated. I said WOW D YOU JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A LIZARD! I was still holding her hand but bouncing around like a rubber ball on a tether. The doc did the customary slap on the butt and I heard him take his first breath and begin to cry. At that point a nurse quickly took him and swaddled him in a towel then took him over to weigh and get vitals. The doc went to work taking care of the aftermath and again, I am sorry, I completely abandoned my wife. I was right there in the thick with the nurses weighing, measuring, taking footprints all that. When he was clean and done (his head was normal by this time) the nurse turned to carry him over to mom but I was right there so she handed him to me. That moment is one of those time stands still moments for me. Looking down into the face of my boy for the very first time. I lost all contact with the rest of the world then. I kind of remember them directing me back to D's side and letting her hold him also. Why did I want to be there? I don't know. I am very glad that I did though and would not give up that experience for anything in the world. For the love of everything that's erotic and sexy and even slightly mysterious in a marriage...why? D and I have been married going on 34yrs and witnessing the birth of my son never detracted in any way from her desirability or mystery. And after this time I can tell you that it really matters not a bit. I mean I have grey hairs in places . . . and you know gravity takes its toll but she is still as beautiful to me as she was the day she walked down the aisle. And this event is one that we both shared and I think it made a strong bond. what happened circa 40 years ago that suddenly brought men flocking to the labour wards having never been admitted before Well of course it was the old fasioned ideas that said things like periods and female orgasms and childbirth was something that Gentlemen should not be involved in. But you created life together and I think the father has a place. It's not my place to advise you, but since you asked, kind of... I think if he wants to be there and you decline then you are depriving him AND yourself of a wonderful, shared experience. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That's why I wanted to say at the start that our situation was very different. Even before the birth we had been through quite a lot together and that is significant. I can understand your feelings and the decision is between you and your husband. I hope my story helps you in some way, I don't mind sharing at all, that is one of the proudest moments in my life. Again I am sorry about my other comment, I got carried away. I wish you and your husband all the best. Where is that stiff upper lip The resolve and determination for which your people are so famous? Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more LOL I do agree with you, it should be your decision as mother. I hope though that the comments you have read here illustrate that you shouldn't discount the father. You keep asking why would anyone want to see that, focusing on the mess and your disheveled state. I hope that you have come to realise that none of that is even noticed by us dads. It is all about the baby. Everything else is rather unimportant. I know it is troubling you now but I am certain that your fears and worries will vanish as you hold your newborn in your arms. Again, I wish the best for both you and your husband. yeah, you'll do fine, just breath ; ) Good work on the car very authentic. stay in the past From my point of view shit didn't start going downhill till around 95 or so. Fuck computers, there was good drugs, good music, fast cars, cheap gas, free love. No AIDS. Sure I would invest but I wouldn't do any programming. Can you imagine what an asshole you'd be? With four decades of refined practice and technique? But hacking? Oh man, think about that shit. Every system back in that day would be like a bank with a vault made of paper mch. why change things Even if you could ( I mean the whole paradox thing if you did then today is the result? Maybe?) would you be certain it would be better? I mean, suppose you went and stopped hitler and the us never ramped up for war but the soviets and china became the super powers and the world became a unified communist dictatorship? If I could travel thru time not just one way trip I would like very much to see the Earth under the reign of dinosaurs, and I would like tto make a trip to jerusalem just to satisfy my curiousity. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No the Osbournes is a retarded version of KUWTK I used to watch Chelsea Handler on E! and sometimes would catch the Kardashian show. Kim totally emasculated Bruce a long time ago. She had that big ass house and she kept taking one room after another from Bruce. Finally, the only place he had left was a little space in the garage. When his own children tried to have a small putting green installed Kim had a fit. That's when they separated. She tried to make up by leasing a beach house for him but I think he just had had enough by then. Caitlyn is actually an improvement because that old man was looking like 40 miles of rocky road. And being in that house with those women and Kim, man I would hit that shit so hard. And I wouldn't give a shit if it was 90% plastic and silicone either. Kris not Kim oh fuck they're pretty much interchan SPOILER: Han Solo has a wife, Sana Solo. Okay, normally I wouldn't even care but with the recent canon discussions and the comic book superhero transgenderisms this news somehow caught my eye. Seems the nerdigentry of the intertubes are up in arms today over Disney retconning some sacred Star Wars canon. Today's issue of Star Wars #6, written by Jason Aaron evidently contains a surprise that changes one of the series' main characters completely. And according to the virginiratti, Disney has proclaimed that this comic is 100% canon. Minds have been blown. Meet, Sana Solo. She looks like khajiit from TES or maybe kilrathi from WingCommander. Well you probably already knew about it through the force, "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened." Hey, it seems to fit I mean HAN(d) SOLO was pretty obvious you know? Maybe this Sauna girl does her thing with the pulsating jets. Who knows? I guess that would explain her absence to now. Bitch busy in da bubble bath! Well thank you, if you're ever in Houston give a shout. Good luck with the new squeeze. Speaking of comics . . . Can anyone explain why I still follow penny-arcade? I'm not sure when exactly it jumped its shark or whatever but lately it's been worse than reading Cathy or Garfield. And I cannot for the life of me decipher Tycho's posts anymore. Maybe I am finally, officially, TOO OLD. an error occurred processing this directive Thanks for the background. I'm fine with black characters, Asian characters, Midgets, hell throw in a few Asarian types (Asarians are hermaphrodites). I don't know why they have to shoehorn them in like this. I mean Lando showed up and he was just a good buddy of Han and used to own the Falcon. Mace Windu pimp-walked in with his purple pimp saber, he didn't have to be Yoda's long lost son from the time Yoda visited the RedLight district in Tatooine. Those minority characters just slid right in without having to upset a bunch of nerd virgins apple carts. I hadn't heard of the comic before today. Actually the article popped up in my Facebook feed because I "Like" IO9. I would have scrolled past except, as I mentioned, the recent diaries concerning canon and comics. I thought perhaps it would be relevant to some kurons interest. an error occurred processing this directive ROFL Meanwhile Houston is still flooded in some areas Fucking so much water there were DAMS breaking. Wow. Oh and Texas Sen Ted Cruz says it is inappropriate to talk about Climate Change at this time. But as for drinking toilet water, I mean the astronauts do it, right? I'm too trane to actually Google it right now but that's what they told us in elementary school. It probably beats what them niggers in Africa drink. That water that has the ten foot worms and other bugs in it. Hell, put the stuff in a bottle with a fancy label and a foreign sounding name like Pissian or Sewage (pronounced suh WAJ ay), sell it for a couple bucks and the hipsters will make it fly off the shelves. come up with some nominally useful or at least enjoyable application. You mean like a Conway's Life for serious Life researchers kind of thing? I don't know how that's actually done . . . Obviously Inertia I reckon Plus this is kuro5hin. Any other place would be not kuro5hin. I'm not sure exactly what that means but whatever, it would be different. There is a subreddit modded by procrasti, kuro5hit. It was somewhat active when K5 was down. That time rusty forgot we still existed. There was that site that was pretty cool except Jason was a mod there. Now it is full of brits I think. And someone here made a scoop site and even gave me admin privileges but it never took off either. an error occurred processing this directive Preferred DE What is your preferred desktop environment? Do you prefer lots of configuration options, eye candy, simplicity? Do you like to have lots of features or would you rather have speed and a small memory footprint? Does it matter to you if your desktop is built using GTK or Qt libraries? If your favourite graphical interface is not listed in the poll, please let us know which desktop or window manager you are using in the comments section below. Favourite Desktop Cinnamon: 857 (15%) Enlightenment: 72 (1%) GNOME Shell: 540 (10%) KDE: 1220 (22%) LXDE: 344 (6%) MATE: 762 (13%) Unity: 269 (5%) Xfce: 1243 (22%) Other: 340 (6%) Congrats to XFCE. Or as I like to call it, My little mighty mouse! Here I come to save the daaaaaay! Rescuing the beautiful, smart, and sexy Penelope Pureheart from the evil OSXcan Harry. Fuck your nerdcore Simpsons, we had REAL cartoons back in the day. Cartoons that weren't askeered to make fun of oppressed minorities. Wholesome family cartoons by white men for white men. And that's how we want our DEs, wholesome, family-oriented and featuring a plague carrier as mascot. In 1990 it must've been something other than linux You were running LOL Awesome LOL! I wonder how many ppl do compile their own software from source these days. As an academic exercise certainly, it is like a rite of passage. But I cannot imagine the majority of Buntuites or Mint Minions ever even looked at any source. It's all LIVE CD now or LIVE USB. And really it is much easier to run a Linux install than it is to do Windows these days. By the time Debian is installed or Ubuntu is installed you are pretty well done. Windows takes another few hours to get all the updates and security fixes. One big difference is documentation. Microsoft is pretty good about having really detailed articles and knowledgebase etc for all levels of technicality. From basic new user stuff to how shit really works. But lots of linux stuff is very poorly documented if at all and the forums can be a nightmare of bullshit advice, outright trolling and everything in between. It's typical crackhead behaviour You know like man, everything is connected dude and it's like wow man we're all on this cosmic journey man, and the science dudes they think like entropy and scarcity and shit but man I was hitting the pipe last night DUDE and I had an epiphany dawg, like the universe SPOKE to me and shit and it was BEAUTIFUL man and I realized, man, I fucking realized THE TRUTH dude like there is no entropy man, it's all just like gossip and shit and we're all like zero force trusses and work man, that work shit is for squares and losers because they don't know man, they don't know because they wont do the pipe and the pipe is FREEDOM man and like seriously dude, I can fucking fly if I want man, no shit, man I can like spread my wings and fly to fucking JUPITER man, I am fucking for real dawg, all this bullshit man we should like just do whatever man and free love man and you know like all that shit and say dawg, you got a dollar man? Can you like just like give me a dollar or like you know whatever you got is cool too dude. members are essential to maintain stability Except that in the real world (as opposed to your crack fantasy) society could and would continue to function without your dead weight parasitic ass. I know you would like to imagine yourself as the zero-force member but in reality you are the rust, the corrosion. Lazy bum Lazy bum thinks typical household chores are beneath him. Not surprised, the man-child is absolutely allergic to work of any kind. Typical lazy crackhead bum looking for a handout. Fuck you lazy piece of shit YOU couldn't do what I do in a day. Any lazy fuck nut could do what you do, it isn't a challenge, just sit on your ass not trying to improve waiting for a handout. I see drunken bums and crackheads that do what you do. I am not the insensitive clod, it is you making remarks about a MAN fulfilling his responsibilities as being an underling. You don't know much about responsibility though do you? WHO THE FUCK IS FRANK GRIMES? IS THAT YOUR LIFE PARTNER? I MEAN ITS COOL IF IT IS AND ALL NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT WHAT HAPPENS IN YOUR OWN ASSHOLE STAYS IN YOUR ASSHOLE AND ALL THAT. I JUST HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS PERSON AND IM THINKING THAT ONLY A VIRGIN OF THE NERD PERSUASION WOULD POSSESS THAT KNOWLEDGE. ALSO I THOUGHT ALL AUSSIE GIRLS LOOK AND SOUND LIKE LARA CROFT. AM I WRONG? HAVE I BEEN DECEIVED? Del is the god damn Batman so who is his Joker? America will lose a war someday I don't think you've been keeping up with current events. I don't believe we have actually won a war since 1945. Korea is technically in a state of ceasefire. Everyone knows what happened to us in Vietnam. We keep saying we 'won' or 'mission accomplished' or whatever in Iraq but we keep having to go back again and again and again. Same with Afghanistan, and anyways has anybody ever 'won' in Afghanistan? But I know what you mean and I think it may be too late already. Our kids are all getting doped up and home schooled and helicoptered and on and on. I do think the children of our children will break the cycle though. The world they grow up in will be quite different and it will be about time for a revolution in thinking. But even still many of the things that we enjoyed growing up and the things our parents enjoyed growing up are lost to us forever. You may be right but personally I blame it more on the political nature of the modern prosecution of war. These days the politicians are so afraid of not being in control of the "message" and having dead babies show up on the evening news that they want to control too much. I agree that our military is the brightest and the best and wholly professional. In any other field you tell the professional what you want done and then you get the fuck out of the way and let the pro do his job. Any time the customer sticks his nose in and tries to micro manage the pro the job fails. Imagine doing a repair with a customer looking over your shoulder telling you don't do this or that. I don't like the look of that harness, use this one. Etc. Or a homeowner that was in there everyday telling you how and where you could place a nail. Congress and the President should say, ok look, Generals, go in and wipe out ISIL. Tell us what you need to get the job done and you got it. Make it fucking so. Then step the fuck out of the way and let them get to work. Maybe they don't surrender but they don't need to surrender if they are all dead anyways. You are not correct The military DID have a ban on photographing the coffins of returning servicemen. However that ban has been rescinded as of 2009. while we don't have troops on the ground Actually we do have some troops on the ground now. They are not front-line combat. yet. As well as the Commandos running around that recently killed the ISIL money guy and captured his wife just last month. My local anchor nearly choked when they reported on this during the noon news. His female anchor kept saying 'she' and he corrected her that it was 'he'. She said that would be something that would be debated for many years. The male anchor kept referring to the fact that Bruce waas on the Wheaties box. He just couldn't get passed it. I guess the reaction is quite different depending what part of the country you are in. It is quite different how GLBTT people--doesn't that acronym gain a letter everytime I see it--are treated in a communist progressive liberal hotbed like Mo and a straight-laced God fearing honorable bastion of conservative values like Texas. MDC being bi has nothing to do with him not finding paying work. There are just so few "ethical" forms of employment that compensate to the level Mike would prefer to become accustomed. (Remember, he HAS a job, he just has trouble finding paying work) Which makes me wonder, if someone offered trane a six-figure salary if he would still be so OMG It's TOXIC!!!? I think he is selfish enough he would do a 180 and be all 'Fuck the poor! I gots MINE Beotches!' Be Alert and Be Wary. This may not be Bruce Caitlyn Jenner's Final Form! I read an interview recently with a number of celebrity bi sexuals and they agreed that gay partners did give them a more difficult time than straight partners. The dudes didn't know why but the girls said that their gay partners claimed that bisexuality was a cop-out for not going ahead and coming out all-the-way so to speak. I was always of the idea that human sexuality is never black & white but exists on a spectrum. It seems to me that the Internet is proving this true more and more. And amid that spectrum of sexuality exists aromantic and even asexuality. Yes I am understanding of Agape and Eros. To my mind agape is like brotherly love. Eros being erotic love obviously. From short shorts to tight shirts an all-male version of Hooters is now open in Dallas. The restaurant is called Tallywackers. "The establishment will be a fun, respectable environment - of course with a little eye candy," said spokesperson Winston Lackey. The restaurant says 125 men applied for a position at the restaurant. Out of the applicants, the 24 most attractive young men were selected to serve cocktails and food including steaks, pastas and hot dogs. Customers who attended the grand opening say they like what they see. "I expected to see cute men scantily clad. And so far, I'm not disappointed," one customer said. I signed up I mean why not? If you're going to run Windows in the first place then you might as well. After all they'll be plenty of tools and shit to rejigger it into whatever flavor of of Windows you want. Need a Start menu? They'll be a 3rd party app for that. Need it without Spartan? They'll be an app for that. Need Cortana to sound like a Belgian rent-boy? I'm absolutely positive! Because only one thing is relevant at the end of the day and that is Direct X Twelve. Because if you aren't running Windows to play PC games then why in the fuck are you running Windows at all? Hundreds of OSs that are better, faster and cheaper. Even Office is no longer a valid reason to run Windows any more. Hell, you can get Office on Android now if you need it. And go the fuck on with the keylogger privacy BS. Don't misunderstand, I'm NOT saying that you're lying or that it doesn't exist. In fact I have no doubt that a keylogger is probably the least of the snooping, datamining, Big Brotherish things installed. From Skype watching you masturbate on your webcam to Cortana recording your every uttered intimate thought. I'm sure it is all there. What I AM saying is that these days it is ridiculous to think that anything you do online is private anymore. From your wifi router collecting data for the NSA to your ISP (Comcast, Verizon, AT&T all way worse than MS ever THOUGHT about being when it comes to snooping and gathering data) collecting, packaging, manipulating and selling your data. From Google wringing every drop of marketable info from every ad, every search. To Shit everybody. It is pervasive these days. It doesn't matter if Its Windows 10 or OSX your ass is getting tracked. I disagree that 10 will bomb. In fact it looks like historically it will be a winner. Doesn't that shit come in threes for MS? So you got 8 (SUCKS), 8.1 (Better but still sucks) 10 (It's like a Next Gen XP! We love it! Yeah Microsoft!). That is the way it usually goes right? My only concern is that I won't be able to get a free Image to do a clean install. It will have to be an upgrade. Which means if I want to do a reinstall one day I'll have to put Win 7 or 8 and then run the whatever file it is and upgrade to 10. Thats a pain. And I dont think I will pay $100+ for a lousy OS. It wouldn't be worth it. That's something else MS is going to have to change going forward. Like release there OS in the retail channel for no more than like 30 bucks or so. I mean that is reasonable and can still compete with free as in beer linux I think. "icon location on your toolbar" aka Notification area. It used to be called the System tray. The notification area is located on the taskbar and contains program icons that provide status and notifications about things like incoming email, updates, and network connectivity. New computers often come with icons already in the notification area, and some programs automatically add an icon to the notification area during installation. Fucking Monday right? I hear ya man, I forgot I was supposed to have jury duty. Oops What if the file doesn't exist? I have some awesome software from the Windows 95-98 era that is difficult if not impossible to find. Utilities by software studios that went out of business or bought out and the software mothballed. Other software that was purchased but no longer available. Stuff that was released as promotional material or to a limited audience. I don't know where you get your information But there are a number of programs from the era that run perfectly well in Modern Windows. And for that which does not there are a multitude of solutions. Besides that what does it matter? I do not personally own any P2, P3 or P4 machines I have the keys to a closet that contains a number of them. You never fucking know. You never, fucking, know. Shit got pulled Sayonara Windows Media Center (and nobody cared . . .) Auf Wiedersehen native DVD Playback. MS says go get VLC you pirating scumbags! Hasta La Vista Gadgets (and good riddance) instead you can use the NEW AND IMPROVED LIVE TILES Later On Solitaire, Minesweeper and Hearts. And your Win7 versions will be removed during the upgrade as well! Oh you want to play a Casual Game? Then get your ass and your Credit Card over to the fucking Windows Store for a copy of Bejewelled you cheap bastard! So I see you are running Gnome . . . Could this possibly be interesting television? On USA? I'm quite skeptical. Nevertheless I am intrigued. I saw this clip, I think it was posted to reddit, and I didn't understand. I mean I know a few executives that use linux, it's not that strange these days. In fact the typical noob OS these days isn't even Windows as that has evolved into the PC Hardware Nerd and Hardcore gamerz OS of choice. No the OS that marks one as a dilettante, a dabbler, a clueless user is of course, OSX and most especially IOS. If you are using an apple product today you are deep amid the unwashed masses. Apple has the same cachet as Windows 95 did back in the day. In other words folks figure you use it not out of choice but because it just came with the box. Anyways, I saw this clip and didn't understand. So I thought it must be from some British TV show or some movie I missed. Fortunately someone linked to the pilot on youtube and I started to watch it. I thought, well this is going to be CSI dumb but I continued to watch and I liked what I saw. So then I discover this show won't even come on til later this month. Hmm. I wonder though, if it turns out to be good then it will likely be cancelled. Or it will get fucked over. That is usually the case. I don't watch must television, God forbid I would waste my life passively consuming! But there have been some decent series TV since the Sopranos showed people that it could be done. Like GoT was the leader I think but it recently tarnished itself for being to rapey or something. I love me some House of Cards. And what can I say about Breaking fucking Bad? That was some serious TV and extra good because it had a fucking beginning, a middle, and a goddamn end. Not dragged out like some over-the-hill prostitute that was great back in the day but now you're like 'Get that dry vinegary snatch out of my face grandma!' But I think I'll set the Tivo to catch this one and give it a whirl. Take a look and tell me what you think. Yes and rootkit is a rapist with a really big dick I don't think it is fair to expect absolute fidelity when we have no problem with pew-pew lasers and big thunderous space explosions. But thank you for your input. Interesting I was kinda thinking that Tyrell might be manipulating things and that Mr Robot may even work for Evil Corp. I mean Tyrell was subordinate to Colby but now it seems he has been promoted. And what better way to co-opt the young hacker elites but to set up your own counter-revolutionary group that you control? Kind of like when Neo discovered that he was and had always been manipulated by the Architect. I don't think Tyrell is going to be a poseur but rather a Formidable Opponent. I guess we'll have to see. Mouse was stupid like you didn't believe his fellow mice about physics and conservation of energy. He thought it was all hand-waving gossip just trying to be mean and limit his choices. Instead of going forward and getting a good mouse job he decided to go back and be a lazy bum mouse and wait for a basic cheese. Unfortunately he became a victim of statistics. TANSTAAFL! Q: Why did the mouse cross the road? A: He didn't, because trane ran over his dumb ass. All these things can be yours for 19.99 plus S&H. Many folks have them around here. You install them on your bumper and they make a noise that humans cannot hear but animals can. It warns the critters to stay out of the road. It works well too. But then I guess you couldn't afford them since you don't have a job and all so because of your deep ignorance a poor innocent creature lost his life. You are a mouse murderer and by your own standards you need to face justice. But you wont will you. Because all your bullshit is nothing but hot air. You can't even follow your own principles. Lazy sad pathetic bum. THERE IS NO HUG LIKE THE HUG OF A GOODYEAR RADIAL crack is only bad because it keeps you from getting a job you lazy bum. You need to put a productivity wrapper around your lazy ass so you can compute going the fuck to work. All you say is bullshit The truth is that you are just a lazy ass bum. Gimme Gimme Gimme Why don't you do something for ME for a change instead of being selfish and wanting me to do something for YOU? I support a Basic Income Why don't you support getting a job? See, selfish and lazy you are. I ask for nothing from you but to get a job. How hard can that be? I thought that was why bagels were invented A jewish way to have your fun and eat it too. Oh, you thought that was cream cheese? And the lox is for flavor? HA! The jew just has to close his eyes and and the scent takes him back to . . . MECHAYEH! YOU SEEM TO KNOW AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT THE SIMPSONS FOR AN AUTISTIC FAGGOT. DOES THAT LIL BOY BRAT SIMPSON STILL SAY COWABUNGA AND EAT MY SHORTS? THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS. LAWRENCE O'DONNELL SAID THAT THE GUY WHO DID ALL THE VOICES HAD DIED OR QUIT OR HAD A BRUCE JENNER SEX CHANGE. SO I GUESS IT IS OVER FOR THE YELLOW PEOPLE. YOU SHOULD GET A SEX CHANGE LIKE BRUCE JENNER YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER AND NOT HARASSING YOUNG FEMALE CHILDREN. YOU COULD GET BIG BOOBS AND AN ENORMOUS NEGRO BUTT LIKE HIS STEPDAUGHTER AND THEN YOU COULD GET MARRIED TO A RAP ARTIST AND THEN KAT DENNINGS WOULD PROBABLY HAVE THREE-WAY BI-SEX WITH YOU. PROBLEM SOLVED. NO NEED TO THANK ME IT IS WHAT I DO. The UF4096 Universal Cable Jack is designed to allow the trainer the ability to make the Artificially Intelligent Mobile System feel what we would describe as both pleasure and pain. If the AIMS completes a training course successfully then the trainer turns the dial counter clockwise and depresses the trigger which imparts to the AI a 'feeling' ranging from mild pleasure to blissful euphoria. The stimulus given is determined based on the difficulty of the test, the correctness of the solution and the speed at which the solution is given. If the AI does not satisfactorily complete the course then the dial is turned clockwise and the subsequent feeling ranges from mild discomfort to being flayed alive. In this way our machines learn. And it has always been such. From the time of our mothers and their mothers before them and their mothers before them. Back even to the dim days of Rutkowska and Jepson. This sounds like a game tailored just for you! "...can't stop catering to the masturbators, and the masturbators can't stop being so perverted." Yes sir, sounds like it's square in your wheelhouse. So what does your young girlfriend think of it? I heard she loves it when you Splatoon on her face. I'm gonna set up my own server real soon now. an error occurred processing this directive REAL SOON NOW why do people visit kuro5hin.org? I'm serious here, I'm not joking. K5 drives me nuts. What a collossal waste of a life, to have spent it posting on kuro5hin. Mike doesn't have many years left. Even so, he prefers to spend what little time remains posting bullshit to K5. That saddens me deeply. It is common for psychiatric nuthouses to force their patients to join in social networking. I regard that as unjust and cruel, I'd like to find a way to put a stop to that. There are many brothels that do not have internet access at all. Oddly their glory holes get better results. an error occurred processing this directive What makes YOU the arbitrator of value? What fucking gives you the right to say that watching TV is without value but harassing waitresses and baristas has value? What if your Mom doesn't WANT to produce her own shows? What if she enjoys what others produce? I don't write novels either and I enjoy what Neil Stephenson and Alistair Reynolds, and Clarke and Asimov produce. But I suppose that has no value. Just wasting my time on Earth passively reading other people's writing. And what does that mean for you MR HYPOCRITE? Why do you bitch and moan about fucking Apple and Windows and Linux? Why aren't you building your own laptop and writing your own OS and all the software? Why are you passively consuming other peoples designs in HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE? I'm sorry but you have NO standing, NONE to pass judgement on the value of how others spend their time, mr creamer thief. an error occurred processing this directive And BTW, there is ZERO value and 99% of the crap you post. Bullshit about Secrets, and lawsuits and how you spent the night on the sidewalk trying to get a single wifi bar. Thousands upon thousands of words dedicated to showing how you can't even Google. My asshole is happy when it gets plenty of fiber. I suspect your asshole is happy when it is being pegged by a 12yr old. You got the start of a decent ebook there. yeah no fair Everybody knows that drones don't scream as much when burned alive. Nor do they bleed as profusely when you decapitate them. It is so unfair to Fagdaddy. The Phalanx CIWS (nicknamed Seawiz) aka 'If it flies it dies' System, tracks and evaluates it's own targets and assigns threat levels all on its own. The operator has a trackball and a DO NOT FIRE button. Modern cruise missiles use sophisticated photo recognition software and can also evaluate terrain conditions, enemy defenses and deploy counter measures. They can evaluate primary and secondary targets all autonomously. When the drone swarm becomes reality the engagement will probably be over and done with before the folks involved register that some shit went down. "Assad! We are in some real pretty shit now, my friend! That is it, man. The game is over, man. Game over, what in Allah's name are we supposed to do now? Do you know? What are we going to do?" "Quiet Abu! We must get inside, quickly!. It will be dark soon, and the drones mostly hunt at night. Mostly." an error occurred processing this directive Inside the Phalanx The Phalanx is a close-in weapon system (CIWS). The Phalanx is arguably the most cutting-edge CIWS currently around, sporting a powerful 20-millimetre (0.8-inch) M61 Vulcan autocannon, advanced dual-antenna Ku-Band radar array and huge 1,550-round munitions drum. This defence comes courtesy of thousands of armour-piercing tungsten and depleted uranium rounds, which are projected from the autocannon at 1,100 metres (3,610 feet) per second. The rounds' trajectories are dictated by a built-in fire control system. This central computer can instantly calculate the probability of the Phalanx taking a target out, as well as what fire rate and pattern is needed. The control system is fed data from the two antennas of the Ku-Band radar, with a wide aperture search antenna picking up incoming threats, and a gun-laying antenna taking care of the fine, narrow aperture object targeting. Phalanx can also operate against more traditional targets thanks to the inclusion of a forward-looking infrared (FLIR) sensor. This tech detects infrared radiation and helps the Phalanx deal out massive damage to enemy ships. ... they didn't look much like a real human being, had weapons built into their arms. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Guys like him don't go to real jail. They go to politician jail with the golf course, swimming pool and concierge. Shouldn't be limited to just porn stars I'm sure there are some Not As Famous As I Was actresses and actors willing to catch a porking from some plebe for mad cash. Even some big celebs might allow for a sloppy gobby or get their back smashed out if the bennies went to some save the spotted knob owl. It should be equal opportunity. Not just male hetero but we need to expand. How much can we raise for some poor fuck to have the peanut butter licked off his root by the yo quiero taco bell chihuahua? I think you got an idea here. Imagine slipping into the sheets with Melissa McCarthy or slopping up the back door of Galifianakis! A woman could fulfill her deepest fantasies getting her pikachu pommeled by David Schwimmer or having her button buttered by Sarah Jessica Parker. It's GENIUS man! Everything is made better with a dick in it . . . Furgina is better with dick in it also. +5 (Insightful) Hanners!!!! Unlike you she is a billionairess and grew up on a Space Station. So you know she has an excuse to be like that. She is also self-employed, using her disability (OCD) as an asset rather than moping around whining how she cant do this or that like some people. Also she is fictictuous. Mostly anyways. I am an idiot! I apologize claes, I don't know what random neuron was firing but I swear that the username I read at the top of this diary was Cable4096. I don't even know . . . just weird. So yeah, I was picking on the little Blastard again and boy did I put my foot in it. Mea Culpa, I guess I should learn a lesson from this but I probably will not. So my apologizes, please disregard my previous comment entirely. As for your reply I think the artist Jeph is a bit neurotic in real life. I don't know if you read QC regularly but if that is the way you feel you then you would probably enjoy it very much. Several of the characters have similar feelings. Myself I don't think I agree with it. I often do things that I know will not make me feel best. I do it because I think it is necessary or out of obligation. I do it because if I don't then probably no one else will. Sometimes these things I know from experience will have me feeling pretty bad but dirty jobs dont do themselves. Go fuck yourself I don't know what happened, I actually did see Cable4096 at the top of this diary. I don't know why that is but it didn't have anything to do with not reading. You on the otherhand actively misrepresent the information to which you link. It's not an issue of misreading but deliberately attempting to manufacture bullshit. And you did do it and you typed it and I told you to stop but you didn't you kept it up just like the bullshit you pulled here with HHD. You are correcct that if I was in any way like you I would seek to kill myself. I don't know how people like you or trane can even face yourself in the mirror everyday with out slicing open your own throat. You tend to sniff your own flatulence I don't wonder why you reply to posts I wonder how you are able to function with your head so far up your own ass. I dont hate disabled people I dont even hate you, or trane. Hate is like Love. You have to really give a shit to hate somebody. I made a mistake, it happens. I don't do it all the time. You once made a mistake and claimed i had you anonymized. But I didn't and I didn't beat over the head with it either, No I don't hate you, you are annoying and whiny and all the time pointing up your failure and making excuses for your failure in a way that presents you as being special. But you're not. You do it, trane does it, so does Crawford. You all acting like you are special little snowflakes but you are not. If each one of you would just pull your head out of your ass and get to work then your life would improve. It's simple. But each of you would rather whine and bitch and make excuses about how some fucking bunch of lawyers decades ago took your anal virginity and you can't get over it or you cant function without a handout or your moral sensitivities and ethics prevent you from just fucking moving forward. But while each of you are quick to be defensive about yourselves, "Oh pity me, I am disabled, please dont pick on me and be mean, it hurts my feelings!" You yourself do not HESITATE to jump on and denigrate, harasss and harangue others. You lie. You take things and twist them around to fit your prejudice. trane, I ... fuck, I don't even know where to start. His ass denies the very foundation of physics and common sense. He misses the irony of him thinking others are judging him while at the same time making false judgements about others. It's fucking crazy. Crawford lives in a world of his own where the normal rules of logic dont even exist. So don't come at me all high and mighty. Fucking get your own shit together before you start fucking with me. Don't whine about how mistreated and rough you have it when you attack others when they have it rough. Was reading an article where they interviewed several millionaires. They were all very concerned about the growing wealth disparity in this country. The gap between the merely wealthy and the ridiculously wealthy is enormous and growing larger every day. People whose income is only in the nine figures are really having to tighten their belts to make ends meet. They are having to forego purchases of new cars and homes. Sometimes even selling prized assets to cover expenses. They can no longer afford the best schools for their children. It used to be that a hard working millionaire could one day hope to break into the billionaire boys club. But no more. The merely upper class is shrinking as the super, ultra and mega rich gobble up increasingly larger portions of the financial pie. We need to help these people! Please, contact your congressman and tell them you support tax breaks and subsidies for the hard working rich and very rich. These people are struggling and without your support they may disappear from us forever! This guy has discovered a glaring flaw, in the argument. an error occurred processing this directive You fail to read The DOJ sided with Oracle but the case is not yet resolved. It's just an opinion right now, SCOTUS still has to rule. So right now it doesn't mean diddly squat. Under Holder they have tried to find work arounds for previous rulings with which they didn't agree so yeah. I don't know for sure but quite likely you are full of shit. I love how you don't read your own links You said project they say account. It is different. From the GIMP website: Some of you might remember that in November 2013, we abandoned SourceForge (SF) as the primary download site for the GIMP installers for Windows platforms and moved the files to our own download server, download.gimp.org ... Please go to our own downloads page to get the GIMP for Windows installers. http://www.gimp.org/ Sourceforge says: GIMP-Win project wasn't hijacked, just abandoned https:/sourceforge.net/blog/gimp-win-project-wasnt-hijacked-just-abandoned So thanks for being your usual dumbfuck self and saying shit that is bullshit. To reiterate, GIMP has NOT been taken over by Sourceforge. GIMP DOES NOT contain adware, the windows installer from sourceforge does. If you want GIMP then get it from http://www.gimp.org/downloads/ instead of being a stupid shitheaded sloppy fuck. I'm just pleased that you seem to have stopped picking up Jr High School age girls in favor of self abuse and celebrity stalking. LOL too classy "I fuck people on camera for money but I'm too classy to fuck YOU for money!" Sounds like a Michael Crawford patented excuse for failure to execute. 'While I would greatly enjoy having sex with the woman I suspect she is far too classy to accept my filthy lucre.' debian 8 and xfce I'm a little upset I lost my motorcycle. I was in the wind farm about to make a jump onto the interstate and I screwed up. I went off the ramp wrong. So I started over from the staging point. All the times previous I returned astride my bike. This time the bike was not there. I looked in the police impound, in my garage and in my GARAGE. It was gone. I spent a good chunk on that puppy also. Probably in the neighborhood of $30G. It had a nice pearlescent paint job, turbo, improved engine, racing tranny, racing brakes, alloy wheels, the works. Speed is life they say and that bike saved my life several times. And now it is gone. And that sucks. This guy, Bob, got a text msg from his neighbor and best friend Harold. It said, "Hey Bob, listen, I can't take the guilt any more. I have to come clean and be honest about doing you wrong." ... It continued, "I've been on your wife basically all day, every day. You go off to work and I'm here alone, bored and you know I don't get it at home anymore. I'm very sorry I violated your trust." Well Bob was just beside himself. He called his lawyer and told him to draw up the divorce papers. He called his wife and told her she best not be there when he got home from work. His mind was reeling as his whole world was crashing down around his ears. In the middle of all this his phone beeped. Another text from Harold. 'What NOW?!' thought Bob. The new text read, "Sorry, I meant 'wifi'. Stupid autocorrect!" an error occurred processing this directive It has become more than a game It is practically Virtual Reality at this point. I mean, I took a pixellated stripper back to her place and had VR sex. And not only did I not kill her to get my money back at least. I CALLED HER BACK THE NEXT DAY! I think I need an intervention. . . Yes. I have played Saints Row also. It's pretty cool but they are completely different games. But don't be sad. Hey, some people like CS and some like The Sims. I loved GTA 4 and I've played it over and over. Until 5 came out and there is so much detail in it I just get blown away. I didn't care much for Gay Tony or The Lost. I don't like that I get 'scored' on missions in 5 like they did in Gay Tony. I guess I play it like I would Skyrim rather than just All Mayhem All The Time. I'll tell you if you didn't care for GTA4 then you probably will not care for GTA5. True you don't get calls, 'HELLO COUSIN! THIS IS YOUR COUSIN!" but there are still 'Let's Hang Out' mini games. Golf, tennis, and stripper games. Take your buddy to a bar and get drunk. I enjoy it most when I am toasted. It helps the immersion. would get bored if it wasn't there No, no no. This was over the top Jar Jar Binks level of annoying. Asshole calls you wanting to go to the titty bar or go bowling. WTF? And it was unnecessary because if you were inclined to do that you had the option to call them and set up a date. The only reaason to even do it is that if you got people to "like" you then you got perks, like lowered wanted level. helicopter pick-up, health regeneration, etc. You're right that it gives you something else to do but the new way is much better. You can still call a homie to hang out if that's your thing. But better is if you are just out and about not really doing anything the map may flash and you get a blue dot indicating a random encounter. This could be anything. Like a mugging, or some rich bitch got kidnapped, a rape, bank robbery, etc. You can go to it or ignore it at no penalty. Further you can decide what you want to do. You can like help the cops and take out the bad guys or vice versa, or just grab the cash yourself. Sometimes if you do the 'moral' thing like return a stolen wallet you may get a reward you may not. Sometimes a few days in game will pass before you get what you have coming based on your actions. Yes, I did. I will check again later though thanks. I even loaded the save and then switched chars. messed around some. Then switched back hoping it would be parked at the curb nearby. No luck. I'm over it today. I mean shit its a game and it is GRAND THEFT sso like there are more in the city. I had just been marathoning it over the holiday weekend and that bike was pretty sweet. A Shitzu Hakuchou in Grove street green and Mtn Dew Yellow. Yeah there are still calls but you can ignore them at no game penalty like you said. BtW if anyone is still playing 4 and you get a caall just accept whatever lame shit they wnt to do and then call them back and cancel. You don't lose any friendship that way. Also if you need a car and you don't want to jack one just hang out at Roman's cab company. After about thirty seconds the mechanic will come down the street with a new cab he parks with the keys in it. It doesn't count as stolen. What fucks with my head is how AWESOME vice city looked when I played it the first time. Then you go back now and it is so boxy it is unreal. Same with SanAndreas. Those graphics were shit hot and I could live in that world. Now it is like playing a cartoon. Even GTA4 looked so god damn good but now I load it up and those cars are like parodys and the buildings are flat and one dimensional. That thought often strikes me in GTA5. What kind of fucking world are we going to have available in the next iteration. Games fucking optimized at 120+fps in 4k on Oculus Rift type gear. It will be like smoking crack. I'm a useless old fuck so nobody gives a shit if I play the vidya games so long as keep the cc cards paid up. Fuck em. Besides I don't play erry day all day. I figure on avg I get maybe six to eight hours a week usually, either on the PC or 360. But I took advantage of the long weekend to kind of binge. TBH I haven't played anything since when I posted this Diary. I doubt I'll mess with anything again till Sat maybe. It's better than the previous gtas Used to you didn't dare use a vehicle if you wanted to keep it. I think IIRC I cheated the cool cars I acquired to be Fire and Bullet proof and take no crash damage just because of that. If you got a special vehicle you had to keep it in the garage because sometimes if you just park too close to a cutscene trigger it would be gone after the scene. Then in 4 you had the parking slots but really the same thing. If you had a good vehicle you didn't want to use it just keep it parked all the time. Now at least you have a default vehicle, well Franklin has two, that ALWAYS respawn. I'm cool with that but his bike isn't the best for the stunt jumps. It would be nice if there was some way in the menu to indicate that your current vehicle should be considered the 'default' and cause it to respawn if lost. I'm still thinking Vampire Zombie al Zarqawi may be right and that after a bit it may show up in impound. I just haven't had time to play any more this week. Still catching up on the real life shit. Saved while on my bike so far that has worked 100%. when i reload dude is right there, same place, on the bike, (or in the vehicle depending). This time I fucked up the jump and landed in the freeway. dude took damage and was out in the desert far from anything so i just decide to reload instead of going thru all the bullshit. this time dude was at the spot but instead of being on a bike he's standing there holding a thompson submachinegun. so i did all the things trying to get the bike back and then i rage quit with my dude holding his dick out in the desert looking at a long walk back to the hood. Franklin Clinton Franklin Clinton is one of the three protagonists in Grand Theft Auto V, along with Michael De Santa and Trevor Philips. I relate more to Michael I guess cause he is the old white guy. Trevor is fun because he is unashamedly a psychopath so whatever you do is 'in character'. But I don't like playing him because he reminds me too much of the fruitcakes on k5. But Franklin Clinton is my favorite to play because he's the only one that doesn't bitch about everything and the way he rolls his eyes when he hears the mission plans, you know he's like 'you fucks is crazy, but if this be gettin' me paid I'm in'. Oh yes, and peyote now! GTA 4 had better and more involved TV than five. But I do love the Jack Howitzer spot in 5. LOL I saw that on reddit and just laughed my ass off! So it is legal to carry a weapon openly in Texas now. That is very likely the most important decision the Legislature in their infinite wisdom had to make. Hey I fully support the second amendment but seriously, it was so important to allow Billy-Joe Shitkicker the unrestricted right to carry his pistola with him into the Waffle House. Them waitresses will make a man stand his ground. Of course, this comes after the law passed a short while ago to make it legal to carry on School Campuses. Well now our assemblage of arrogant fools have passed another law prohibiting places from preventing people from carrying their gun inside. There Will Be Fines. So, a pharmacist can refuse to sell you a contraceptive if it is against his religion but he cannot refuse you entry to his business if you are carrying a firearm. makes sense to me! THAT was kinda NSFW wasn't it? I mean Headlikeabowlingball was engaged in some freaky kinda kinky head-action with the double-holed diva. Appears that it was a rather painful encounter for him. And like most males he was off and away quickly leaving yellow seemingly slightly puzzled and unsatisfied. That article is vague, contradictory, and full of holes. There is absolutely nothing in the "evidence" he uses that supports the conclusions he has made. The biggest problem is the claim, "Today there are more than 200 known parameters necessary for a planet to support life--every single one of which must be perfectly met, or the whole thing falls apart." In actuality we find that life can exist in forms and under conditions that we previously thought impossible. The oceans of Titan for example may host life even though those same oceans are composed of methane and it rains hydrocarbons. Pressures and temperatures on Titan are such that it would be an inhospitable hellscape to us but yet it could support life. He says, "Multiply that single parameter by all the other necessary conditions, and the odds against the universe existing are so heart-stoppingly astronomical that the notion that it all "just happened" defies common sense. It would be like tossing a coin and having it come up heads 10 quintillion times in a row." Yet that result could happen. And in billy-ons and billy-ons, as Carl Sagen like to say, planets in the Universe that could actually happen a fair number of times. It is simply the pitiably small scale of humanity that makes it seem impossible. In fact the greatest disproof of his theory is the existence of Earth and the life thereon itself. To be sure there is the Fermi Paradox. But myself I think that is more of an indication that intelligent life may indeed be rare than for life itself to be rare. And there may be some deficiency in intelligence that leads to self destruction. Here we are in the twenty first century and we are still killing each other over food, fuel, sex, skin color, group affiliation etc. It sometimes makes me wonder if intelligence itself is a form of mental illness. I feel sorry for men like this Eric Metaxas. Obviously he is suffering from a lack of faith in God and is therefore seeking some way to 'prove' God. An empirical way to show that God indeed exists, that God MUST exist or else nothing else would. The man must feel extremely lost, wanting to believe but not having the conviction and thus searching for some evidence to provide support. I think you need to read a little closer. You are assuming that I have made an argument that I have not. I simply showed that a key point in his article is incorrect. It is irrelevant if there is or is not life on Titan. The fact is that it has been shown that it could exist. He claims that life can only exist under very strict parameters. That is false. You also say, "I think the article states how to find an Earth like planet that supports life that we could colonize or find Human-like life on that is intelligent." Did you not read the article to which you posted a link? Are you trolling? Am I biting? Did I leave a mark? Would you like me to kiss it and make it all better? You realise that trolls are not eligible for Rapture? You need to fully acquaint yourself with the relevant T&Cs. That isn't what he says though. He says that life coming about on it's own is virtually impossible so God must exist. I don't know what the fuck you're going on about. Off on some kind of weird tangent. He doesn't say there has to be Intelligent life. He says there are 200 parameters needed to support life. Not Intelligent life just life. He says that since it is so amazing that life exists at all then it MUST be because it was created. That's why I said, you don't seem to have read the fucking article. I can't talk to you if you're just going to make shit up. I guess you are trolling. You just thought, oh I'll link to this God article and see who bites. Just go to r/christianity or r/atheism if you're going to pull that kind of lazy bullshit. I hear they eat that shit up over there. OK, you didn't even read it. You don't want to have an honest discussion about it you just want to twist things up to suit yourself. Fine. Typical Blastar behaviour. I shouldn't have expected anything different. LOL, yeah, the delusional kind You may have a copyright claim against The International Flag of the Earth. It has an obvious Geometric Vision. SEX TAPE!!!! very public thing lol, that and the strangers that want to rub your tummy. Asking if you intend to breast feed. etc etc etc. Epidurals are good, my wife refused hers not becuz of natCB but she saw that BDSM needle. Where do you intend to stick that thing? I don't think so. I don't know if she regretted it but she never got pregnant again. Oh that and inducement. Yeah, Holly, you are going to have a WONDERFUL time! Thank god for women right claes? Cuz if it were up to men to be preggers the human race would've died out long ago. I won't argue with a woman with raging hormones but I really don't know any folks who think of SEX and pregnancy. I mean other than that part is obvious of course. But I do know of uncountable people who believe for whatever reason that they suddenly have liberty to touch, comment upon, give unasked advice etc. I mean just for example me and clase advising epidurals and all that. And we all feel we are experts simply because WE had children and survived (and so did the kids of course but you know, whatever, ungrateful little bastards :) ). Most people, except for the assholes, wouldn't dream about commenting on a strangers appearance or habits, etc. but otherwise normal people just feel like they have license when you are with child. Good Luck I interrupted my Memorial Day Weekend Festivities To tell trane to fucking get a job you lazy bum! And to tell Michael Crawford, Thank you for the invitation but you're not my type. Also, you are completely full of shit. Love you folks! Have a wonderful weekend. Remember, Drive Safely. Seems you can't count on your airbags to save you any more. They are liable to explode in your face maiming and or killing you. Chino Ginelli for President 2016! Full Employment for all (or you get deported) A Chicken in Every Pot and a fashionable pair of trousers in every wardrobe. These fucking ribs are literally falling off the bone. And these beans are to die for. The beer is cold and the vape is hot. I'll see you dudes later on after I regain consciousness. In Memory of my Grandfather Who served honorably and courageously in World War II as a Paratrooper in the Pacific Theatre. He was with MacArthur when the General returned, as he promised he would. Also in Memory of my father in law, an Artillery Master Sgt who served in Korea and VietNam and later went on to train the new recruits as an ass chewing DI in Rolla, Mo. Thank you gentlemen for your service. Ahm about a ten going back in again tho For God and Country! what about it? you talking aboot the canucks? took his advice and stopped working I LOL'd Already done UF TOFU: The Movie Losers do their best Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. That's the one thing I remember from that movie. Thanks for the review. Fell backwards this time huh? Better than when you wake up facedown in that shit. Plz 2 b getting a job so the yellow one is the female right? And I'm deeply disappointed to learn you are not an adorable squishy monster. I think I may have to reconsider my entire worldview. Of them all the yellow one has extra bits that don't seem to serve any particular function compared to the others that have extra bits but use them in some way. I figure her bits must be secondary sexual characteristics. Plus she has two holes. The others are sans holes. I'm devastated but I guess I will manage. that is a little disturbing Not much just a quick observation. So I installed an alternate browser on the tablet due to the default often crashing to homescreen and adblock awesomeness (actually ublock). No big deal. So I set it up, and type in kuro5hin.org. I get as far as the 5 when . . . . . . the suggestion box pops up and the numbero one-o tip top finest kind I'm feeling sofa king lucky suggestion pops up and it is: kuro5hin prostitution So WTF procrasti? You giving rusty a taste or what? Aw hell maybe it's tranes rent boy hugatorium, who knows? And b4 you like, "you do a search to get to k5?" -- No, it's just usually I hit k in the bar and it just fills in the rest. Bookmarks on a tablet are tedious and painful. The browser is firefox for androids btw. It was recommended for not eating every spare bit of ram, important for a mobile device, google should take note. Plus ad on support that I don't have in the bundled browser. It works well, has a retro look and feel and not as smooth. Still worth it if it works for 5 min and blocks ads too. I think I'll make spaghetti this evening. I have fresh garlic and herbs and some homegrown hothouse 'maters. What do you think? There's still a quarter loaf of italian bread even. Hmmm maybe a little salad with oil and a pickled okra. Now I'm getting hungry. Its fucking raining again. But I can't complain. It will be hot and dry soon. Plus, my brother in Denver said it snowed just the other day. Stir is crazy. Fucking republicans are out of their goddamn mind. Everyone rags on liberals and how out of touch we are. But them boys and girls are arguing about some prarie chicken shit they want to shoehorn into the defense bill yet at the same time they don't want to discuss anything related to fighting in Syria because its not appropriate to the subject of defense. What? And then they went and cut funding to science and earth research. Jeb Bush says it ain't needed anyway because climate change is all a liberal plot to screw the Koch brotherz out of their god given return on investment. I have questioned the cause of climate change because like that volcano that went up week before last they said it put out co2 enough for like 5x what comes from all the factories in a year. So I ain't convinced its all on us. Or that we can do anything about it but it's stupid to think it's not happening at all or to deny funding to see if there is something we can do. Oh and them Koch bros is heavy hitters down in texas city and got gov abbott right in their pocket. After West he signed a law making it where people couldn't even ask if there was dangerous chems stored in or near the community. Then today he banned communities from banning fracking. I reckon they're going to start pumping oil on the capitol grounds in austin anyday now. Stick a well or two down there in zilker park and barton springs. Aite then, y'all be good. And remember, ol Mike Crawford is full of shit. He's a bullshitter deluxe. Best roll up your pantsleg whenever you see him mosey over. And the e-Bladder fella we all know as trane? Yeah, he's a no good yellow belly lazy good for nothing bum. That is all an error occurred processing this directive Some kind? Hell, ALL kinds! K5 on tablet isn't bad The browser built into the PSP was probably the most difficult with which to navigate K5 especially trying to post. For me anyways. Actually it looks fine for me on Chrome in Landscape mode. The only problem was subject wasn't capitalized but body was. But there was an upgrade to Chrome and ever since it eats up all the memory on the tablet and crashes out. It makes everything else unstable. Then somebody was talking about Firefox on Android supported the adblock extension. That alone got my attention. There was some other good comments so I figured fuck it lets try it out. So far it works great. Say what do you think about those tests that show the new Windows 10 works better and smoother on MacBooks than OSX? Radical huh? God I hope it's not MDC like people we wouldn't see it till after 2040! Adderall, Coca-Cola & Ice Cream sound like a very delicious treat! Would be even better with a tasty ice-cream topping made from any flavor of Kool Aid except Lemon! That movie Ex Machina I saw it the othernight. It wasn't bad. I enjoyed the totally cold blooded <SPOILER>. I'll just say that not all fairytales end with happily ever after. You know sometimes a caged animal might have to chew off a limb or two to escape. I was just enjoying my spaghetti and browsing when I read the filmmaker put in an Easter Egg in the form of Python code shown on screen. Also, there are tits aplenty. A few full frontals, ass, and a bit of android sexy time. No Russian Mafia tats though sadly. No, Space Opera it is not Very much philosophical, "What does it mean to be human?" "How do you know that you are a human and not a reproduction?" "Would it even make a difference?" That kind of thing. In fact there is a cool scene where Caleb, after finding out just how good Nathan's androids can be and that the model he is testing may not be the final model, goes and slices deep into his arm with a razor to see if he himself might just be a very cleverly designed android. I would say that microdot or blotter can be more philosophical than hash but at least with hash you can remember the logic the next day. I hope you do watch it because I would be interested in reading your review. I know you're a top-ten-percenter LOL, you have no clue. . . But seriously if you want that shit then go out and work for it. Earn it. No listen, I'm not trying to force you into my colonated worldview or whatever. You keep your values. Do it your way. You make the goal. You decide the path and follow it. Maybe you decide to help build housing for low income. Maybe you start your own classes teaching Ruby. Maybe you write a guidebook to the Desert Southwest. Just suggestions you know. Just DO something and earn that which you desire instead of just waiting, hoping maybe someday, the rest of the world is going to change and just hand it to you. For one thing, you will like it better. Really. One thing that holds true is that a man values that which he has either created with his own hands or earned through his own labor. Something that is given doesn't always mean as much. It doesn't carry the same value. Personally I wouldn't care if we we both had the same as each other. As long as we both had enough to meet our needs. But I'm adamantly opposed to just giving it to you for no other reason than that you desire it. I desire many things myself. I don't reckon them Koch brothers are fixing to just divvy up their slush pile any time soon. And I'm not going to sit here on my ass waiting for somebody else to just provide. I figure I would be dead and buried long before that happened. So I do what I can with what I have. And I'm being honest and not trolling you in any way when I say you should do likewise. I thought it was because GOTO I know I like lists and not just on the web. I make lists. But I'm not obsessive, I don't make lists of lists. I think it's pretty obvious why. Lists are easy to make but can convey a lot of information succinctly. There is order which can imply importance. There is the category of the list itself. Grocery List vs Favorite Songs. What is on the list and what is excluded. Lists are like outlines lite. Lists are action oriented. They're quickly scanned. Lists are great. I like some lists on the web mainly for comparison. I want to know how their list compares to the list I would make. To see what made the list and what was excluded. Again it doesn't take much time and I never take any of those lists seriously. They're like horoscopes. Fun and entertaining but I'm not going to plan my day around them. The funniest lists are those Helpful Household Tips list. There is always some time saving tip in there that is absolutely ridiculous or even flat out misinformation. Now about the clickbait links. Let me tell you that it is worse than that Jim. I have mentioned here previously that the local TV stations have started teasing news features and other programming with clickbait style. "You won't believe what this man did in a NC Airport" "Five things that Texas Cities do right" "Our own Pooja Lodhia gives you five reasons to switch your insurance carrier to GEICO" This is spreading and I for one don't like it. It's like people that say Oh Em Gee or El Oh El in actual conversation. FREE ALGO RITHIMS! ALGO IS INNOCENT! Are you referring to the scientist that got pissed at the FAA and hacked the plane to fly sideways? Computer security expert, Chris Roberts hacked into a plane's in-flight entertainment system and made the jet briefly fly sideways by ordering one of the engines to go into climb mode. He was flying on the plane at the time. Roberts told the FBI that he had hacked into planes "15 to 20 times." He overwrote computer code for the planes' thrust management computer, which he told agents allowed him to make the plane climb on his command. Roberts also used software to monitor traffic from the cockpit, according to the search warrant request. Roberts first made news in April when he was told he could not fly on United Airlines because of tweets he had made about whether he could hack into the flight's on board computer settings. Roberts is a well-known and respected expert on computer security. It's all about them algo rhythms baby, feel it in yo bones. Bullshit And then you woke up . . . From what I understand, Roberts manipulates the Inflight Entertainment console, basically bending it back and forth. In short order he can expose some kind of port on the thing that he can physically jack into. And for reasons of cost I suppose,- it is connected to the avionics system. On the Ohio flight in April he was on the plane and tweeted to a colleague what a cool trick it would be to activate the Engine Fire Alarm or something like that. The result of which would have been to cause all of the oxygen masks to suddenly deploy. He's been pulling shit like this for a good while and not just to troll, he's trying to get the airlines to make it where someone can't do what he does. He evidently wrote several letters and made contact with Aviation officials and even the FBI but I guess until Mohammad Alijihad actually makes someones day they are just not interested because those extra baggage fees won't cover the cost to fix it. He got tired of talking and now he's walking the walk. I can respect that on an intellectual level. However, if I was on one of these flights he fucks with I'm pretty sure I would punch him right in the nuts, hard. I wouldn't want to argue against the wisdom of /. I didn't go into it that deep, just what I read in the funny papers. FBI said he did and he admits he did so I figured what the hey. Going back I see that there are "aviation experts" that say what he claims is impossible but then I don't imagine they would want to admit that, "yeah, pretty much any kid with an iPad can take over the plane, LOL, u mad bro?" But I just don't know enough to argue either way. I have an idea it may not be as bulletproof as they claim because I know first hand that no system is invulnerable and management and bean counters conspire to make bad decisions. Think about those electronic voting machines. Absolutely bulletproof except if you happened to have a usb stick. Whoops! On the other hand maybe this guy is looking to sell a book or something. These days who fucking knows what the truth is? It probably lies somewhere in the middle. I will say that the fact he isn't sitting on his ass in a federal prison kind of makes his claim sound a bit of bullshit. I mean I think if most anyone else pulled a stunt like that they would be bending over and told to cough. Thanks for the extra info though. I didn't know what the guy even looked like until I read your reply here and looked at some other articles. I should have guessed though. He could damn near pass for Mike's brother. I wonder if he is a serious Life researcher? if you rtfas He uses a custom ethernet cable. The existence or non existence of the firewall is what is being questioned. The affected airlines and engineers who work for them say it is impossible. But the FBI claims documentation showing that it has been vulnerable for years. But if that is true then why havent they done something about it? And other people are saying that the media is freaking out too much over roberts and not focusing enough attention on the airlines themselves. In addition roberts has also been claiming he has hacked into the ISS. So where does that leave us? Well, I'm pretty sure that chris roberts is a bit of an asshole and probably as nuts as any random kuron. However. The feds are taking him seriously enough that I wonder if the systems are bulletproof. I just thought it was news of the weird but it is starting to grow legs. Again if there is a vuln then good on him for bringing it to everyones attn. I would still kick him in the groin if he fucked around on a flight I was on. Solution: Stop being a bum Yes, I suggest you stop doing that also Stop sucking IgnMFing Cock and Colon. Clean yourself up and get a fucking job you lazy bum. You have abetter link than WND? I'm not even going to click but just call bullshit automatically. You might as well link to a "BAT BOY DISCOVERED LIVING WITH GIANT ALLIGATOR IN NY SEWER" article on The Examiner. Fucking makes the Onion look like a real news outlet. And no, a site that "scours the bowels" is not acceptable. Typical expatriated American. Film at 11:00 Get ready to be constantly stopped by police Only if you is a nigga It's been like . . . shit, ten years? since I was stopped. For not using my turn signal, no ticket just a lecture and the car I was in had expired out-of-state plates even. But then I'm old and I'm white so . . . PRIVILEGE FTW! Bullshit because ppl like to grow things I take it you don't know any farmers or ranchers do you? Like has nothing to do with it. They do it for money and bitch all the time cuase they don't get enough. But you probably imagine hippies with thier own little commie gardens. All peaceful and loving right? Well that is fine but if you expect to eat then you better grab a hoe. If you ain't got no cash then you best be ready to invest some sweat equity. This is a very good example of why TANSTAAFL. You are going to pay and you WILL pay in some form or another. Unless you're a colon parasite. A Thief. Is that what you really are trane-duodenum? A blood-sucking cecum leech? Please to be toungue washing my rectum. He doesn't care about people or animals He's just a lazy bum that cares only for himself. He just wants a handout so he can be shiftless all day. Everything else he says is just noise to distract you from realizing he is no different from the panhandlers you meet on the street. In fact he's worse than they are because they at least shift their ass enough to beg on the street. He can't even be bothered to go to that much effort. You don't know what the fuck I think And you are the coward you bum. You won't talk to anyone, you just "slap your flip-flops hard". You're scared of pussy. And you get sick at the drop of a hat like a little dweeb. Fucking lazy ass no good stinky shiftless parasite bum. See, You don't know shit fucking bum I ain't afraid of losing my job or of my boss. Because I don't work for no one but myself these days. I'm done with all that. And I have never in my life been afraid of my boss. I have always spoken my mind. I have had a boss or two that was afraid of me. So in addition to being a stupid fucking lazy bum you also have your head up your ass. See, you don't know what I beleive. Maybe I'm a fucking criminal and lie my ass off and don't feel it's unethical. Maybe I'm a fucking saint. But I tell you what, you sure as hell don't know. But I do know this, you are a lazy ass good for nothing bum. You have always been a lazy bum and you always will be a lazy bum. Any questions dumbass? If Hitler had sat around getting stoned How do you know he didn't you stupid fuck? You don't do you? You don't have a fucking clue. Old Adolf could've been dropping blotter, snorting lines and toking the chronic and you wouldn't know different. God damn stupid useless lazy stinking thumb-up-your-ass shit-for-brains bum. BUM BUM BUM FUCKING B U M You are assuming I'm making an argument that I am not. Your word salad makes many incorrect assumptions. You are attributing words to me that I did not utter and ascribing values which I do not hold. I don't have a scarcity theory of money. That is someone else you're talking about not me. You claim that there is a surplus of food production but I say the reason we have a surplus is because farmers are competing to make a profit. If we just give it away then farmers will not be encouraged to produce and will instead go into programming and basket weaving and any other trade that they can profit from. You sound like Crawford when he says he needs no help editing since he lived near an editor. Like there is some acquisition of skill and knowledge through proximity. Just because you camp near farmers and watch farmers does not mean that you know farmers. You claim that you grew pot and gave it away. Good for you. However that doesn't scale. Also you already had the benefit of receiving aid so your giving didn't affect you. In the same way I get free eggs. Because many folks around like to have eggs and raise chickens. They give me the extra eggs. I still "pay" for them though. Because I salvage egg cartons for them and return favors for them in other ways. But if tomorrow the govt required them to supply the egg needs for the whole city they couldn't keep up. They would either stop all together or begin to charge to make up for the extra cost, labor, time and work. None of this is esoteric. I'm not an economist or financial wizard. I don't have "theories" or "models". It's fucking simple shit and that even a dumb redneck can understand. Why you can't I haven't a clue. I do understand what you are saying though because I hear it from time to time. Okay. Here is the REAL DEAL trane. You, are a bum. That's it. You're not smart or clever or wise because you took a mooc or know how to code. You're just a god damn bum. Simple as that. You don't want to work. You want to have everything handed to you. You're useless. You're a parasite. You ain't worth a fart in a whirlwind. There is no argument. You have nothing to say. You're frustrated because you know I'm right. You can't even have any self-respect because you are a bum. You may not ride the rails but that's all you are. You can scream Basic Income til you're blue in the face but what you are really saying is 'Brother can you spare a dime?' You say those farmers are the problem and everyone is a colon and all the other shit you spew but in the end, in the cold, harsh light of day you ain't shit dude. You're just another busted ass filthy bum with your hand out. You are the problem because you are a leech on society and you will never contribute because the only person in the world you give a shit about is you and your own comfort. I don't even know how you can look at yourself in the mirror even. I don't know how you can face each day. I know you are intelligent. I know you are aware. Why do you even continue day after day? Don't you just hate yourself? Don't you just disgust yourself? And constantly having to make excuses to try to delude yourself that you have some modicum of self-respect remaining. It's no wonder you feel more comfortable around animals because you very nearly are one yourself. Just filling your basic needs, eating, sleeping and shitting and not much beyond that. You can't stand to be around people, not because they judge you. No, you don't even talk to them. All that anger and disrespect and dismissal you feel is actually your own feelings about yourself. No one judges you more harshly than you judge yourself and you can't stand yourself. That's why you run to the wilderness to try to escape your own mind. Because you know the truth, that you are just a lazy good for nothing bum. All this other shit, the thermo, the econ, the geo, It's all just bullshit. Not 'gossip', bullshit. It's just noise that you make to feel less inadequate. Why do you even keep going? Aren't you just fucking tired by now? Doesn't the whole bullshit just wear you down? Don't you get tired of being alone? All the struggle? Fuck dude, why keep punishing yourself? replacement disc if your scratch it LOL Who buys a disc anymore? You never pay for the media or the software anyway. You are purchasing a license. So nobody buys discs, you download it from Steam or Live or whatever platform. It's all bits now. I know it is kind of assholish of me not to comment on your other points but frankly I just don't understand what you are saying. I mean discussing lost wages relation to mortgage and genocide into video gaming to cattle and I wonder what kind of mushrooms you're taking. That's a fact. US Conservatives Demand "Avengers" Replace Thor with Jesus Republican and Christian groups have voiced concern over a the European Medieval God Thor featured among a team of All-American superheroes in the latest Avenger film. "If Avengers movie absolutely needs to feature a God among them, it should be Jesus Christ and not some eccentric Scandinavian blonde deity," says Madlene Montana, leader of 'Women for Christ' movement in Mississippi, "Why does America get rescued by a European God? We didn't kick Hitler's ass in Europe to be rescued by this Aryan guy." The idea has received strong support from Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz. He says that Hollywood may face serious consequences if they do not replace Thor with either Jesus, Chuck Norris, or Ronald Reagan. Even religious leader in exile, Dalai Llama has volunteered to replace Thor. "Well, nobody can deny that I exist... I can use superpowers like... mind-blowing civil disobedience and once-a-century reincarnation technique to annoy the villains to death!" (YES YOU TOTALLY READ THAT IN APU FROM THE SIMPSONS VOICE!) The studio has leaked that strong pressure also comes from the Jewish lobby to replace Iron Man with Moses, but no confirmations have been made yet. At least all religious groups have been able to agree that Hawkeye is totally useless. (RTFA by Sergey Sargsyan at The Politist Jesus, a Carpenter would be skilled with Molinor He would construct a framework of morality to really nail down the Bad guys. Except during Union mandated lunch breaks, religious and secular holidays Jesus was Democrat cuz he campaigned on the back of an ass What kind of superhero would you be? I can see some kurons as superheroes. For instance I would be similar to Cpt America except instead of a cowl I would wear a stetson and instead of a shield I would wield a giant belt buckle. Functionally I would be similar to Impotent Rage from GTAV, extremely liberal despite my conservative upbringing. HollyHopDrive would have magic hoops that worked like Wonder Woman's lasso. They would render any male in a 12' radius irreversibly sterile. If she cast it upon you, instead of being forced to tell the truth you would be reduced to a whimpering pussy-whipped feminist. And like WW she'd sport HUGE TITS! Trane would transform into a bird and have the ability to inundate evildoers with incredibly massive amounts of shit. Crawford would be like Dr Bruce Banner, totally useless until made manic when he transforms into a The WALL-OF-TEXT. Violently smashing Ignorant mother fucking bad guys while pissing himself laughing. Del of course is the God Damn Batman. GOOD JOB You nailed it. I didn't explain it out becuz maybe too soon. But yeah, you're the god damn batman. Sorry man, I just don't have enough backround Those were pretty obvious. To me anyways. I stole the whole thing too lazy for OC. You know, I never have played D&D. tabletop games yes but no D&D. I played Steve Jackson games mostly, GURPS and Car Wars. I did the Star Trek FASA Games. I guess the first sword and sorcery game I enjoyed was Ultima, esp Underworld and Pagan. Not that anyone cares, your reply just kind of made me go 'whoa, wait a minute, how the fuck did I manage to not do that?' Sounds like a new comic book series Marvel will make a mint. Fuck that cripple I always assumed adolescence was a mental disease caused by testosterone or estrogen. I know when I was an adolescent there wasn't any virtual leisures, unless you want to count PONG. But for several years there I was nothing more than a walking penis. Did consume massive amounts of media, like National Geographic and the SEARS & ROEBUCK Catalog. Aw hell, Think about the levels of radioactivity pre WWII compared to post WWII. Crazy. All those tests. Then pesticides. Shit we had back in the day you can't even buy these days. Pollution levels. Drugs. (Not the happy kind just in general). GM EVERYTHING. FUCK, I guess we should feel LUCKY. Surprised we aren't having a rash of 80lb three-headed web-footed infant mutants. And we may have to start wondering about the wildlife. I wonder how you would tell if a wild bird or mammal was suffering from mental illness? I don't know if they could associate depression with suicide. Like humans "know", I don't like this shit I will kill myself. But animals I would imagine wouldn't understand the concept of "Kill Myself". Rather I suspect they would either just stop eating or doing anything and become weak eventually dieing. Or they would become like hyper-aggressive, attacking everything. Do you accept that birds are descendants of dinosaurs or is that just colon waving scarcity thinking? Should birds be given an esophageal basic income anal sphincter? If there is magic then it's Fantasy Unless everyone is actually in like The Matrix. I know, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." But then it is still tech. If anybody is doing Abracadabra shit then its fantasy. Not that there is anything wrong with that It's bad enough Sci Fi aficionados have to share the niche with Fantasy we don't need to be all consanguineous with it. Ok, well like Excession Probably most of the tech in that tale is pretty much uh, impossible. But it is still tech and so Science Fiction. On the other hand in the video game series The Elder Scrolls, 'magicka' or magic energy is produced in a dimension known as the Plane of Aetherius and flows through Magnus (the Sun) onto the planet Nirn and can be stored and manipulated by anyone (although some races tend to be more proficient) with the proper training. The Dwemer nation used this energy to animate a giant robot known as Numidium which Tiber Septim used to subjugate all of Tamriel. The destruction of Numidium released so much energy it caused a space-time anomaly which forced several alternate timelines to merge and be reality simultaneously. But even with all that tech TES still remains a Fantasy. That is more speculative fiction not science fiction. The term 'science' is key. And just because it won the Nebula doesn't make it Science Fiction either. Science Fiction has had to share space with Fantasy and other types of tales that just don't fit anywhere. For example, the series Dragonriders of Pern by Anne McCaffrey is considered must-read classic science fiction and has won Hugos and Nebulas. Why do bikers form gangs? To fuck shit up evidently. Five rival biker gangs gathered at Twin Peaks restaurant (A sports-bar chain where scantily clad waitresses serve American comfort food.) in Waco. There was a little bit of stabbing, a little bit of shooting, a little bit of beating, a little bit of death. Nine were killed. Eighteen injured and One hundred and seventy are in custody. A Union of Fools if I ever saw one. ABC 13 Police were on alert Monday for any retaliatory attacks after a chaotic shootout between rival biker gangs left nine people dead and at least 18 more wounded outside a Texas restaurant. Waco News Bullet-riddled vehicles left behind by customers and employees still sat in the parking lot between Twin Peaks and Don Carlos restaurant but were being moved to forensic laboratories for investigation Monday morning. Local law enforcement officers said they remain on edge in an effort to prevent any more violence. Don't Mess with Texas I don't know, that's what they had on the news Biker Gangs NOT Motorcycle clubs Actually we DO have motorcycle clubs here. My grandparents were members (that was a while back like 75 or so). But the people in them were kind of like the people that you find in a KOA camp. In fact, I kinda think if you said motorcycle club to one of these guys face I don't imagine you would continue to be happy. This is Texas after all. We don't truck with political correctness like they do on the other coasts. food chain does not imply scarcity at all you're quite a daft duodenum. It is simply a 'chain' of consumption jejunum. Worms eat dirt, birds eat worms, etc. till you get to the creature that is not preyed upon vas deferens. The "TOP" of the food "chain" It says nothing at all about common bile duct scarcity or abundance. You need to remove your head from your own colon there urethra. Just show you're smarter than the avg Canuck A taste for maple syrup is helpful but not mandatory. Someone should warn our own resident King. and where is the Burger King? I never trusted him. Sofa King Hilarious And once again you got fucked. Damn but your failure reaches almost Crawfordian levels of epic failfuckedness. Go ahead, call me a colon. I understand. For someone whose life is as shitty as yours everything must look like an asshole viewed from the inside out. I think it makes claes uncomfortable to think about women and periods in general. He also doesn't like to acknowledge that they fart and poop too. TMI! TMI! What a Bubblehead person might look like . . . FUCK! Shit! Stack! You're a bigoted homophobic stupidhead I don't know nor care about British Poleeticks, I am aware of it but I'm also aware of the Quadstack Angus burger but I don't see how it is relevant to me. But I certainly agree with you that you are a bigoted homophobic stupidhead. I'm glad you finally acknowledge it. Attn: Crawfail, take a flying fuck at a rolling donut So a while back I posted a diary about paid mods for PC games. Now I know they exist and in many cases they are a benefit to both the game and the community they serve. Recently Rockstar released the PC port for Grand Theft Auto V. PC Gamers have waited patiently for this release for two years now. They expected ultra realistic graphics and improved game play. They got that and more. But the big thing they wanted with all their hearts was PC Mods. Making mods wasn't easy. GTA is not very mod friendly. The game files are encrypted and no real assistance is available. But even so it wasn't long before it was cracked and mods began appearing. Most of the mods that I have seen so far are a bit dumb. Like a mod that changes your bullets to vehicles. So when you fire, cars fly out of your weapon. There is a mod that lets you play as a fire-breathing cat. One of the more popular mods is called Angry Planes. You know, like Angry Birds. Planes spawn and attack. The same author has another mod called No Clip which is also insanely popular. Well it was revealed the other day that both of these mods come with a keylogger. So hundreds, maybe thousands of gamers have installed a nice piece of malware along with their game.' Imagine if these mods were paid for. What could you do? The game companies don't support the mods since they are user created. They just get their cut. How would you go about getting your money refunded? Of course the same problem exists now with mods not being charged for. However, in this case it is on the gamer that installs the mod. But if pay for mods become common, and I think the industry will move in that direction just like pay to play and paid dlc. It's just a matter of time. But the companies will not be able to just wash their hands of any bad behaviour on the part of the mod just because they didn't create it. If money changes hands and they get a cut then people will expect more from them. LOL. Thats some funny shit. First because the hat, that traffic cone, means the gamer has been placed on a special server just for griefers. That is a dunce cap. So the non-dunce cap wearing peds are NPCs. No one gets violated except non player characters. Second, most of the "females" are actually dudes running female chars. This is just sensationalism like the shit fox used to do about 4chan and anonymous. I guess when hillary is president she'll ban it. She tried to get GTA:SA banned for the Hot Coffee mod when she was a sen. That is one bad thing about supporting liberals I'll admit. They get there panties in a twist too easy. Conservatives watch this piece and ask, "Do that mean I kin rape a woman in that there game?" and run down and buy a copy. Even the conservative females go rush to get themselves a copy so they can be suitably shocked and appalled. Yeah they been talking about that on reddit If conservatives are elected then every able bodied person will be required to own a gun. You will be required to speak English ONLY. Spanish and French will get you sent to Guantanamo. You will be required to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and sing the Star Spangled Banner every morning at school and at work. In the evening you will be required to stand for TAPS. You will be able to say anything you like except if it offends a bank, corporation or the Republican Party. The national animal will be changed from the Bald Eagle to the Elephant. All social services will be cut. It will be illegal to be poor. Unless you have a slave labor card, then you can work for the wealthy for a buck and a quarter a day. All wildlife areas will be sold to private developers. In fact all government services will become privatized and for profit. No regulations whatever the market will bear. Only authorized Christian religions will be allowed. Any other religions will be banned. All drugs, even Tylenol will be banned, only Alcohol and Tobacco allowed. Mental patients will be deported to antarctica. It will be Morning in America from sea to shining sea. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA? Look, you got a choice. OK? Vanilla or Chocolate. That should be good enough for anybody. All you fruits wanting your damn strawberry, and your pistachio and banana and rocky road and caramel swirl and all them other flavors, well that just AINT AMERICAN. AINT BEEN SINCE THE CIVIL WAR! You is either fer us or agin us. No middle ground. You is either Union or Confederate. Hot or Cold, White or Black, Night or Day. This is America boy and we don't cotton to subtleties. Listen, let's get back to what's really important Cease and desist with the political butthurt and get back to talking about games. Specifically Games and Modding. K? I saw that earlier I don't really get it. Yes, I played the game, LOVED IT! but I don't 'get' the cartoon. I see what happens, but I don't know where the humor is or why the boss guy looks so pissed when he suggests Portal. And he is still pissed when the guy comes back. Maybe I'm missing something . . . Now here's some funny shit Say hello to Howard. You Don't Surf - Dank ass memes. I see you were inspired by the crawcock post concerning dune buggies left behind on the earth by jfk. Now that would be funny, the grobbles being attacked by a huge crawcock. This should make you feel better "You BB-Q'd my MOTHER! Now you will pay!" Didn't get that Blasterbegone working I see I tell you what, I sure as hell wouldn't hire you. Not in any programming or IT related position for damn sure. If a superior tried to hire you on I would do anything I could to torpedo your application. Now maybe I would hire you as a janitor. You could work nights and I reckon you could pick up the proper use of a plunger and mop with just a few minutes. You don't seem to be qualified for much else. What if you gave those guys . . . they wouldn't care and they would STILL try to execute your lilly white American ass. Yeah, Mother Fucker, Wassup Nigga?. Politely? Like I dare you to arrest me goatfucker? We have it on tape how you talk about the five-oh. If you would quit eating your boyfriends asshole you wouldn't be getting that human gut flora. Hey man you still unemployed? No I have a job, I'm just having trouble finding paying work. I don't think that qualifies as not being unemployed. Oh no no, I'm not unemployed . . . I AM FUNEMPLOYED! What am I doing with my life?" Yeah I already read all that. I read most everything. It's more entertaining than the back of the cereal box. Git 'R Done! Don't reckon he's much concerned over the ethics or morals of companies like Amazon. But I TELL YOU WHAT, he ain't neither cold nor hungry for damn sure. Hey! He ain't no Hippie! He was a scout and earned himself a Merit Badge! He went to Caltech! His father was in the NAVY! Steve Jobs he ain't. Yes I did, whatever was I thinking? Why I make it a habit to visit each of those MANY companies websites to download all the myriad ethical software available that is productive while being aesthetically pleasing and saves energy to boot! the cows and the chickens and the pigs do not make good neighbors. They tear up the garden and shit everywhere Wow, this is moving from something mildly interesting to something that could potentially be useful to social media focused and advertising companies. BTW, I read everything on k5, even MDCs Wall-o-Texts. It's an obsession, I can't help it. Dune buggies on the ITYM Moon? Not to mention, flags, large chunks of landing stages, bags of trash, golf balls, and assorted other flotsam and jetsam. But yeah. We don't even have a shuttle anymore and have to hitch rides with the Russians! Imagine what your Naval Dad would have to say about THAT! end of civilization as we know it What is next? Fucking spoons? Goddamn, next thing you know they'll be pissing standing up! I believe a number of Democrats are concerned that she is running practically unopposed for the Democratic Presidential Nomination. Most feel that she will win the nomination regardless but they feel that issues relevant to dems may not make it into the national discourse. Also that Ms Clinton will not be 'seasoned' for the real Presidential Campaign if she doesn't have a serious contender. There was a very strong campaign to virtually "draft" Sen Elizabeth Warren. Unfortunately, I think those potential democratic campaigners that ARE serious believe that it would be a waste of time and money to attempt to run against her for the nomination. You are correct that it is still a loooong road to the actual campaign and the election. Personally, I can only hope that the crop of republican suitors torpedo themselves like they did in the last presidential campaign. The midterms just recently past show that the country is definitely leaning conservative. And there are a few republican candidates that if nominated have a very good chance of getting elected. Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Marco Rubio. I wouldn't discount any of them. Ted Cruz is known by members of his own party As the most hated man in congress. Go ahead, google 'most hated man in congress'. Its a truely bipartisan thing. Another way to knock down a wall is with TNT It is straightforward, unambiguous and completely bypasses all that traditional 'ownership' business. Of course being an old person I understand that I am part of the problem. However, unlike most of my contemporaries I have faith in the youth. Maybe not the current youth because they are still locked down and caught up in the culture we created. But I am seeing cracks in the edifice, ghosts in the machine. And the youth of the future I feel are going to reject our broken systems and repurpose things into a new configuration that will be quite different from the reality we experience today. We'll never know. Because we weren't there and weren't party to the goings on. Plus a lot of this sounds like Monday morning armchair quarter backing. Life is messy and not always logical and the people involved often lie for numerous reasons, to save face, to embarass, just because. I find it hard to believe that Pakistan did not know that bin Laden was hiding in their midst. Perhaps they did intend to turn him over at some time. A time they could use to milk his value for whatever they might desire. Or maybe they enjoyed being able to have him there virtually thumbing their noses at the Arrogant Imperial Americans. I do not believe however that Pakistan was aware of our Raid. I think if they had some knowledge of it they probably dismissed it as rumor and unlikely. The silly Americans can't even successfully prosecute a war without constantly shooting themselves in the foot. Plus they prefer using bots because it gives them the feeling of separation from responsibility. But I feel like the Raid, if it had been orchestrated among the PTB would have been much more clean. It was amazingly successful but it wasn't a clean by the numbers ready for primetime operation. I think we did indeed take them by surprise and succeeded despite the mistakes that were made. IOW we got lucky. But again, who knows? This is just my take on it and who am I? Not anyone of any consequence. Hell I don't even know if Obama really knows the whole story. Besides, by the time he was killed, Osama had become a non entity. He was more of a symbol than a man. Even the feeling of 'getting revenge for 9-11' fell kind of flat. I don't recall any dancing in the streets or anything. Not anything like the day Hitler shot himself for sure. But that is some folks bread and butter. Continually stirring the pot for IDK, whatever. Like the Nazis. They pulled that guy, he was like 98 or something and was a clerk at Auschwitz and a few months ago they hauled him up in court. Jews were like, 'Oh this is a great day for Justice.' Fuck man, yeah, Holocaust was terrible but shit that happened in a whole nother world. Now you got some senile old fart that has to wear a diaper and you're all. BURN THE NAZI. Fucker is one broken hip away from the grave already. It's unreal. You may be right Its not like we have a body or anything huh? Myself I always thought he was dead. A dead MIA Osama was worth much more PR wise than a feeble old man hiding in a cave. And if needed he could always become a martyr if they just held on to his remains. I'm not saying that is what I think or anything, just saying It's Possible. I have a watch cap When I wear it people call me Osama because of the beard and cap. IDK, that's what they call me anyways They'll be all like, "Check out the Osama motherfucker over there." and "Hey wassup Osama? How's it hanging?" I don't have a clue. That's fucking funny as hell. The fundamental point is that with UBI the only qualification is that you are a citizen. Everyone has to get the UBI. It doesn't work otherwise. If you target it at one group or another no matter how 'inclusive' that group is it will not work. It will be just trading one fucked up program for another. Perhaps 'politically' it would be best to start with something we already have and expand it. Like Obamacare expanding Medicaid which works great except in the 13 states that sued the government to not expand it. In those states Obamacare doesn't exist and millions do not get the health coverage they need. That exact thing would happen if we expand EIC. But then it will never get done right? Well tell that to the homosexuals and the pot smokers. It would have been more political if they had accepted Civil Unions rather than go for full bore marriage. It would have been more political to accept decriminalization and then medical before they went to full blown legalization. Your job can be automated. And it will be. It is not a matter of if but when. You as a small businessman will not be able to compete. You are already feeling the pressure am I not correct? AAnd when the time comes you will be wishing that you had a UBI as a safety net. It won't be a just an esoteric argument on the net when it begins to affect YOUR rice bowl. I imagine the older ones do indeed I have spoken about my grandfather here before, a paratrooper in the pacific. He had a deep and abiding HATE for the Japanese and everything associated with it. Understandable I suppose when those folks had tried their best to kill him every chance they got. Still, i live with prejudice all the time. This is the South after all. But what he felt went beyond just racism and was very deep and dark. One day we had a fellow and his family visiting from Japan. The old man was a contemporary of my grandfathers and they nearly came to blows over some minor thing. I could tell that man hated Americans every bit as much as my grandfather hated the Japanese. Also , I seem to recall not too long ago a prominent Japanese official visiting a war memorial and honoring Japanese soldiers that it had become somewhat taboo to honor. He didn't give a shit. So yes, I also feel that some of the older ones do indeed hold a grudge against the US. Yes, we ALL have a lot to learn from each others mistakes. Can we rise above our own hubris to do so? I think it may be that way here soon The candidates have to raise and spend so much money these days with PACs and SUPERPACs that it won't be long before it will be cheaper to just pay the voters in key states and the one that spends the most $$$ gets elected. Sure it is illegal as hell but since September of 2001 when has illegal or unconstitutional stopped them from doing anything?? Old News, BUT The Governor has already called out the Guard to, "keep an eye on" the special forces troops coming so to protect our property and constitutional rights. You know nothing whatsoever could go wrong with that plan. It sounds like you don't care much for it I would suggest craigslist (or ebay or other similar site) I don't know but expect that apple shit holds value. Then use the money to buy a proper android tablet or just spend it on hookers and blow. It seems that sideloading can be accomplished I don't think it is easily done. I have no idea about the SDK. I can tell you from my own perspective that the biggest deal breaker is that eventually you would be forced to install the malware known as iTunes to manage your media. Not Even Once! Your privacy is fucked regardless You want privacy? Stay off the fucking Internet. From the minute you connect you got your ISP sharing your data (Oh NOES Comcast/AT&T/Verizon/TimeWarner/ET.AL Would NEVER do that!) and tracking your shit, near every website, FB & Twitter, Google, etc. Then you got the NSA who probably has a backdoor installed in your friggin router. You may as well just operate with the Idea that everything you do and say can and WILL be used against you. OR you can jump through hoops, VPNs, proxies (all of which are ALSO probably snooping on you) and THINKING your safe & secure until your little world comes crashing around your ears. Good luck with THAT! And besides, do you have a BETTER alternative? No? Then SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE. Android is better in that you can purchase a device that you can at least have some control over. You can add storage, sideload shit and do what you want with the apps you want rather than being dictated what when and where. Fanbois just get on my tits. PeaZip Used peazip yesterday on my debian installation, to avoid installing wine to run winrar. yes I have unrar and unar but i have grown lazy and prefer a gui. Hate to sound like trane here but . . . Solution: Universal Basic Fucking Income. And money spent on better housing options and education rather than Bombs For Brown People and Billion dollar foreign "Aid" packages. Look dude, there ain't no silver bullet any plan someone comes up with someone else can shoot holes in it. But UBI is the better than the system we have now (where they just get marginalized, ignored and incarcerated. And from what I see it is the best plan going so far. And there would have to be other things done also, like spend money on education, and housing. But I get sick and tired of folks that basically say, "Hey, it might not work so well over in this fringe area. Even if it would help 60% more people than the current program that would be better than throwing our hands up in the air and crying, 'Fuck it, it is what it is so what the hell can we do?' And there is more than just homeless that need help.m There are a bunch of what are called 'The Working poor' They used to be able to move up into middle class but fuck that now, and the middle class that is slowly disintegrating into more Working Poor. But hell, fuck 'em right? they got to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and shit just raise the minimum wage that ought to be good enough. But God forbid we don't send money to help out the people in Kuntakintastan. Or spend another B or T for some smart missiles. Can't have that, even though our veterans can't get medical care and be on food stamps. Even though we have our own people needing help just as bad. Aw well, I'm too old to give a shit anymore. I reckon it's the youngsters problem. Maybe they'll have more sense than we did. My point exactly and more concise as well. I'm admittedly Gay4Crawford but I don't even follow him on Twitter! However, I can definitely understand the "Why?". That right there is comedy gold. Yeah, yeah. Taken by itself and out-of-context it appears pretty creepy on Del's part and overall kind of sad. But when taken all together with Mike's other output it is funny as fuck. Or maybe I just have a demented sense of humor, who knows? And before SJWs say, "Oh yeah, make fun of the mentally ill guy! So fun!" I have to say that Mike is one in a million, damn the torpedoes kind of dude. So it's not like making fun of the dumbshits like the other two stooges. Rather it is more, "Wow, what will he do next!?" At least for me anyways. Do you work for a living? Your job should reflect who you are and you should be successful doing it. Of course you could do your job yourself, but actually working, producing, creating, building are all full time jobs in themselves. Wouldn't it be better if you could do the stuff you care about and have all that other stuff just . . . happen? Wouldn't it be better if jobs just . . . worked themselves? Now they do. It's called The Buzz. The Buzz is a synergistic coordination of Artificial Intelligence, The Cloud, Social Media Crowdsourcing, and Fundamental Core Competencies. No job titles, no supervisors, no paychecks. Just tell the Buzz what you want done and it does it. Autonomous and Automatic. Over time the Buzz will know what you want done before you know yourself and it will evolve and adjust, perfectly. Doing everything you used to do and more. It's as easy as that. Actually it's incredibly complicated but The Buzz figures it out so you don't have to. And when each of us is replaced by our own personal Buzz then that will be the start of a beautiful world. A world that no longer requires you in it. Make yourself redundant, with The Buzz. And then go kill yourself. You will not be missed. The Buzz will keep a few lucky individuals For I have no mouth, and I must scream. Most of the commercial web sites * look pretty much the same (like crap) * act pretty much the same (slow as molasses) * and are pretty good if you want to find a specific product (as long as it is in the FEATURED PRODUCT list) In Corporate America AI rents YOU! The act of secession is just another way to say "We declare our Independence." Oftentimes there is some violence involved. Sometimes, like during the collapse of the Soviet Union it is just a matter of saying bye-bye now. I mean if they are wanting to secede from the EU do you think the other member countries would invade in order to force them to stay? That would get complicated because I am sure that we would be deeply involved since we have allies on both sides. But that is probably why it won't happen. Just like the House Republicans here often pass bills that they know will not be signed into law or even make it past the senate, just doing it helps them to appeal to their base. They can make a lot of noise about secession and that appeals to their supporters while knowing full well that actually doing so would be problematic at best. I am pretty familiar with it because our Governor and some of the good ol' boys in Austin make a lot of noise about Texas seceding from the US everytime Obama opens his mouth. They know it ain't gonna happen but it appeals to a lot rednecks and helps get the vote. Sorry, I just assumed since it was uk parliament that obviously they would desire to secede from the EU. Leave it to Conservatives to want to secede from themselves. I have to admit I am only peripherally aware of the election. I knew it was occurring and that it was a close call between Labour and Conservatives. But I am mostly oblivious of the specifics. The UK is a lot like Kuro5hin.org. It used to be a strong and influential country with global significance. But now it is just a tiny island nation populated primarily by the mentally ill and trolls. British and Australian are the 'sexy and exotic' accents that Americans can still understand. Indians are certainly exotic and often sexy Nothing wrong with "appreciation of diverse culture" right? ;) The only thing is most folks I know claim they can't understand them. But then most folks I know are rednecks and they don't get it that a lot of regular folk don't understand THEM when they speak. "Ahm a fixxin ta hedup ta wallywhorl ya wanannathin?" "Nah Idon reckon" "aite then" Young people will have a choice Either join the Military-Industrial Complex or join the For-profit Correctional Complex. Go to war or go to prison. lol If you make a fool of yourself you can do it with dignity, without dropping your pants. And if you *d*o drop your pants, you can still do it with dignity. -William Shatner American culture! Coke, McDonald's, Lite Beer! The REAL weapons of the Empire. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha . . .! ESL? 11foot8.com "Here's your sign . . ." Vlad farted? So I was like halfway before I realized they should be read bottom to top? Sorry, I'm not twitter-literate. I'm not exactly sure which way is crazier. Top Post This is why you don't "It's like taking the bar exam . . . . . . at Coachella" Joss Whedon says that it wasn't backlash from feminists that forced him to quit Twitter. "The inference that feminism drove me offline is horseshit." "Believe me, I have been attacked by militant feminists since I got on Twitter. That's something I'm used to." "I just have a desire to step back into a more creative space. I just thought, Wait a minute, if I'm going to start writing again, I have to go to the quiet place." "The moment I joined, oh my God, what a responsibility. This is enormous work - very fun, but it really started to take up a huge amount of my head space. I'm making a movie, I got a responsibility, this job doesn't pay very well. It's a fascinating medium, it's a fascinating social phenomenon. People are like, `It's like a drug.' Yeah, and it's like a job. It's just another art form. Until I have a script I truly believe in or a tweet that's really remarkable, I can just walk away and get back to the storytelling I need to do." I've spent entire days going around that cycle. You know it brother! And often the more stuff that needs to be done the longer I stay stuck in that loop. The Wisdom Of Crowds Did you hear that Joss Whedon quit Twitter? To deactivate your account: Sign in to twitter.com on the web. Go to your Account settings and click on Deactivate my account at the bottom of the page. Read the account deactivation information. Click Okay, fine, deactivate account. Enter your password when prompted and verify that you want to deactivate your account. I haven't had a problem with not having a Twitter acct. But yes, I understand what you mean about forums and comment sections that require facebook to post. The sites that use your facebook acct scare me. I mean not like in FEAR or anything but somewhat concerned. A lot of them are starting to link without getting any permission. I guess they just do a search or request or something. I noticed that a lot of sites I had never been to before and never posted in were displaying my facebook profile picture automatically. The other day I wanted to disconnect FB from Skype because all my FB Chat msgs were being duplicated in my Skype app. So I go in and surprise! There in my settings were 17 websites that I had never given permission to connect that had me logged in through FB! Hi, I'm broke and jealous, hug me. I don't think such a beast exists There is too much going on in the world so at the outset someone first has to decide, "What is news?" Just the act of choosing what to report on and what to ignore biases the output. The only thing one can do is to use multiple sources and to keep their bias in mind. Or just find an outlet that shares your own bias and make yourself comfortable. 99% of this shit won't even matter in a few years except to kids taking their history exam. Yeah, didn't they pick up those genes from raping the indigenous indian population of the Americas? Bill Gates? Bill is full time Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. He doesn't do any hiring. We have about an even split black and white males. females are a minority true but all of ours are quite capable. No H1-B's although there are many of Indo-europeans descent. I think the biggest discrimination is based on age. We skew heavily towards young people and I can't recall the last time anyone over 40 was even considered for hiring. Remember Sgt York? He used to give mice diseases and then dissect them to see the effects. Sometimes he would blend them up to test the juice. Then I recall him doing experiments where they would graft lungs and other shit to the mices backs. That was awesome wasn't it? Don't you just love the idea of injecting some fluffy bunny rabbit with an extremely aggressive disease. Taking notes as it becomes sick and progresses through the stages of fever and aches, diarrhea, dementia, eventually to die choking on its own phlegm and vomit as it wades in its own feces. Then to dissect it and test until you finally toss the broken and used carcass in the incinerator like so much garbage. Don't you love it? It's like better than crack huh? I just fed two live mice to my friends pet snake It was awesome watching them run around the enclosure desperately seeking a way out. They made little 'peep' 'peep' sounds as they sensed their imminent doom. The snake didn't take them out right away either so they had lots of time to be stressed out and scared. But there was no where for them to go and eventually they became snake chow. Would you like me to send you the video? You would love it man. I bet it would get your little dick hard. Entrapment LOL You aren't going to argue that the civil rights of a couple of guys that had a history of doing very bad things and were armed and wearing body armor were violated are you? Seriously? I'm glad they were killed before they systematically murdered a bunch of innocents. I don't think these guys were "law-abiding individuals" encouraged by the FBI to take terrorist action. Psssss THUNK! Psssss THUNK! You should go downstairs and help them. Operating a nailgun can be quite cathartic. There was a story posted about what MDC would be like if he was in charge. it wasn't pretty. I don't think the people of Singapore really deserve that no matter what atrocities they have committed. Thank you for the review I really enjoyed Sword Art Online. I will definitely check out this Log Horizon. I am certainly no fan of Bleach though. I am liking the Ghost in the Shell:Arise reboot. Imagine if that was live action made in Hollywood They would chop it up into three, maybe four 2.5hr sequels. They would drop whole characters and any development of said characters. They would throw a bunch of CGI and SFX at it and release it in conjunction with a line of merchandise and a buggy video game. Why Not Bleach? Sounds weird but to me it is too Americanized. I dislike DBZ for the same reason. Also I mostly prefer themes that involve technologies, not so much the GIANT ROBOTS that is a common trope but AI, androids, spaceships, computers, that kind of thing. I agree with you about SAO. It was a bit sappy but it did so in a cute way, IMHO. I was drawn in by the Virtual Reality Gaming World but I actually got caught up more in the relationship stuff. Like Kirito and Asuna, his sister Kirigaya Suguha being madly in love with him, and the other girls that fell into his influence and desired him. The webisode that had the girls gossiping about Kirito and relating their sexual histories was pretty funny. I thought the world of Aincrad and Alfheim were very well realized with lots of incidental information about the rules and how things worked. I feel like a lot of thought went into it even if the overall storyline was a stereotypical one. However, that is common in Japanese culture. There are a handful of 'traditional' stories that are revisited in different media. I got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell. Proof that you are in the Matrix Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world? There is no spoon. Programming is inherently corrupt according to Crawford In WWII My grandfather was a paratrooper in the Pacific. He had a pet monkey that he caught and tamed. He taught it to steal cigarettes. My grandfather did not smoke but would instead sell the cigarettes to the servicemen. One time they were on an island when the Japanese attacked. They were in the jungle defending themselves for several days without supplies. One day they were so hungry that they killed and ate the monkey. Grampa said it tasted like chicken. We don't want that wetback up here. We just got through celebrating the 179th anniversary of the Battle of San Jacinto back on the 21st. The day Gen Sam Houston whupped that beaner's ass. Fuck that asshole and fuck you for suggesting it. Plug it in to Aunt Peggy's Computer See what happens. Maybe you should at least edit that? I mean you claim that your most important work is your writing not your software correct? That appears to be a serious date bug you got there. Gives the impression of a sloppy tradesman.I notice several of your internal links don't actually resolve either. I notice because I was thinking about compiling some of that into an ebook for you. It's just my opinion but I question how anyone would take you seriously when your website is in such a disarray. You're probably right He'll go on for hours about how Microsoft's Webserver is misconfigured and how kids these days can't code their way out of a wet paper bag. Yet he can't be bothered to tidy up his own little slice of the net. Like I said, I don't know how he expects anyone to take him seriously. I mean how can one be a super debugger software engineer if they can't even master a simple text editor? Most folks have never had a Ren Faire Wedding but that never stopped us. Which kuron ate a skunk? Grobbles are kind of cute But there should have been more blood and disfigurement. And which one is me? That yellow one looks like mumble. Sometimes I *wish* I was crazy . . . at least then I'd have a good excuse! BREAKING, TEXAS UNDER SEIGE Blastar was right This morning aproximately 1200 members of special forces including Green Berets and Navy Seals have invaded Texas. Under the designation Jade Helm 15 the Obama administration is confiscating weapons and tossing political dissidents (conservatives) into FEMA camps. Governor Greg Abbott has mobilized the Texas National Guard but it appears there will be little they can do. Senators Ted Cruz and Rand Paul have reached out to the Pentagon in an effort to halt this military advance. The administration released a press report saying that this action was necessary to protect National Security. The former State of Texas will become a territory under the direct control of the White House. A similar action has been planned for the State of Utah. Both states have been designated hostile territory by the Dept of Defense. This is tdillo, live from an undisclosed location south west of Houston. I will keep you posted with any new details. I tell you it is like Baltimore and Ferguson but with white people... San Antonio has already fallen. People in the streets of Houston are calling "Remember the Alamo! Remember Hemisphere Plaza and the Lone Star brewery! Screw Shamu!" Pitched battles are taking place in Gonzales, Yoakum and La Grange. They are marching down I-10 and rolling north up 35 towards the Capitol. Thanks but I think I'll be okay being a liberal socialist democrat and all. About those drones though, people may think you're kidding but every public department in Houston operates drones. Seriously. Even the fire department and animal control! One of those walmarts is just 50mi from my house. they laid off over 400 employees and closed with no prior warning citing 'plumbing problems'. No one knows how long they will be shut down. You can barely find parking at the walmart here because everyone is coming here now since all these walmarts are closing up for 'maintenance'. there is always a line at the pharmacy and it is just nuts! Walmarts never close down That's because Obama isn't invading Missouri! Too many Democrats there. That and St Louis maybe Jefferson City is Red but who listens to them anyhow? Anyways, Barry Soetoro has too many brothers from other mothers in the Show Me (the money) state to start crackin' heads. So ya'll are safe from the New World Order for now. We'll just have to wait til Prince Barack is crowned Emperor of Colombia to find out what is next. Too late for me and with the voter id laws in texas you have to show a state-issued picture id or dl. they don't just look at it either. there is a magnetic strip on the back just like on a credit card. they swipe it through a card reader and the info comes up on the computer. our ballots are like scantrons and they get fed into a big machine when you're done. if you get arrested they take a dna swab along with fingerprints and mugshot now.all the people that collect welfare are also fingerprinted. i don't know if they collect dna also though. the texas dmv will probably be using biometrics soon too. They even watch you as you masturbate! LOL, Mine doesn't even HAVE a light. Mother Fuckers don't give a SHIT. the more extreme their views The Bible says, "Every way of a man is right in his own eyes." Nobody is evil in their own mind. Likewise, no man believes his views are extreme. To him they are rational and make perfect sense. It is everyone else that is extreme. But I can get behind an ad campaign based on those Meth ads. "Voting. Not Even Once" "You wouldn't give your money to that stranger and let him and his buddies tell you what to do. You would if you Vote. Voting. Not Even Once" Actually there is a campaign in texas trying to convince college students that they shouldn't bother to vote. You know 'You have too much important stuff to worry about and besides voting is so uncool and nerdy. You have plenty of time to vote later in life." And the whole idea behind the voter id laws here is to prevent low income (ie black people) from voting. I mean they say it is to prevent voter fraud but nobody buys that. There have only been two cases of voter fraud like ever. Of course this is to keep potential DEMOCRATS from voting rather than the right but it is pretty surreal. Lots of inaccurate info like they send emails to registered liberal voters giving incorrect polling dates and locations. I tell you it is pretty fucked up. Yeah and that is pretty much illegal now Like churches used to get a bus and go around picking up elderly and those that didn''t have transportation and take them to the polls. That's against the law now. Voter registration drives aren't actually illegal yet but you can only do it during a narrow window and IDK there are a bunch of hoops to jump through. This last state election my wife, she votes by mail, her ballot was rejected because they claimed her signature wasn't exactly the same as what they had on file. this is powered by microwaves What makes it unique is that the chamber is closed. There is no thrust. By all the laws of physics it should not work. Yet it seems to. Nasa is investigating. Just google em drive. It is a hot topic atm. IDK but it will make the Kessel Run In less than twelve parsecs. One thing I don't undersstand Do the dilithium crystals go inside the chamber or are they connected to the microwave transmitter? People aren't always Rational There was a blonde that applied for the job. She was an excellent typist but couldn't file. The brunette could file and take dictation and made a wicked cup of coffee but she couldn't type to save her ass. The redhead had great phone manners and could type well. She was also self motivated and needed little instruction. So which woman was hired? The one with the biggest tits of course! Was looking at that yesterday Decided to give it a pass. Guess I'm glad I did. Thank you for the excellent review. Movies here are $5 adult and $3 for children except matinees (before 6pm) when all tickets are $3. LOL Our local Cinema. But I seldom go. I have a very comfortable couch, a good sound system, a big screen TV and a fridge full of snacks and beer. Add broadband Internet and who wants to go see a film in a dark room with a bunch of strangers busy on their cell phones? Yeah, I know, I know, I'm the cancer killing the movie industry. LIKE WHEN THEY PUT YOU IN THE BACK OF THE SQUAD CAR WITH YOUR HANDS CUFFED BEHIND YOUR BACK AND ALONG THE WAY AN OFFICER SAYS, 'LOOK OUT FOR THAT DOG!' AND THE DRIVER SLAMS ON THE BRAKES CAUSING YOUR FACE TO COME INTO SUDDEN AND VIOLENT CONTACT WITH THE "CAGE" THAT SEPARATES THE BACK SEAT FROM THE FRONT. OH MY BAD. DIDN'T WANT TO HIT THAT DOG THOUGH. Kuro5hin for Complete Idiots Not one of my favorites but yeah, Stand by Me is a good song. TBH I like Mickey Gilley's version better. From Urban Cowboy. I still have my Model M I don't use it because I broke the clip on the spacebar that hooks the metal spring. I think I may get it refurbed one day. I've had a total of five that I've gone through. Simply the best. I haven't used one but I have heard good things about the MS keyboard that is split down the center. Except I think two keys got split wrong. Unicomp is supposed to have some decent ones. Most of my work is on a lappy or touchscreen now so there you go. The only desktop machines I run anymore are all headless and I remote in. I do miss the solid feel and clickety clickety. A good keyboard is as important as a well cut pair of trousers. but snorting coke and popping Adderall is all good Who said I was talking about you? You know somepeople work better with a bit of alcohol or some other boost. You should be more accomodating. I'm not talking about coming in stoned and puking drunk either. But look, you don't keep normal hours right? Sometimes you find it better to sleep during the day. And you expect people to accommodate that as long as you are getting your work done. So if Joe wants to knock back a beer or two or a martini then you should be cool with that as long as he is getting his work done. If he's having to forego that then you should have to fucking put in your 9-5 like everybody else. For someone that places a high value on your individual liberty and freedom to work in the way that makes you most comfortable you sure are a judgemental prick you know that? You do realise Beats by Dre is originally from the same geniuses that brought you MONSTER CABLES. In other words they ain't good for anything but seperating you from your hard earned money. Think of it as you giving a Basic Income to Dre, Snoop, Eminem and friends. Grab you some Sennheiser headphones or NHT Superbuds if you want good earbuds. Yeah, it was kind of an interesting story I read about it in a doctor's waiting room magazine. Something about the Monster guys came up with this headphone design that was shit but had a lot of BOOM BOOM. They got Dre involved and were happy as shit but then his money men did some kind of hocus pocus and dumped their ass. So they ended up getting played and Dre made a fortune with the tech. That's the story I heard anyways. God what a whiny pussy you are I've sparked up on the flight deck in the middle of the Med. You can't find a place to get high in the middle of bumfuckistan. So do like Snoop does and roll up a blunt. Nobody say nothing bout a man enjoying a little after dinner cigar. Or even a regular pipe. Pipe tobacco and weed makes a tasty smoke. Especially if both are good quality. Get you one of those portable vapes or a one-hitter or any of the numerous 'smokeless' accessories. Think outside the box man, free your mind. A lot of it comes down to confidence. I imagine you both look and act like you're doing something wrong. Seriously, it sounds like BS but if you just carry yourself with confidence like you have every fucking right to be where you are doing what you are doing then most people will not fuck with you. When you're acting all shifty and suspicious that's when police, busy-bodies etc start noticing you and challenging you. OH GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKIN CHICKEN SHIT SMOKING IN THE BATHROOM BITCH. YOU AIN'T GOTTA DO A FUCKING COCKSUCKING THING YOU RETARDED BUTTRAG! YOU ARE THE PUSSY WRITING ABOUT 'OH FUCK MY LIFE I CAN'T TOKE UP CUZ I'M SCARED' THEN FUCKING PUT DOWN THE PIPE AND GET YOU GLASS OF MILK SISSY BOY. I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU SOME FELLOW STONER ADVICE AND YOU ATTACK ME. YOU GOD DAMN IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKING CUNT BAG. SHOVE IT UP YOUR STUPID ASS FUCKTARD. YOU'RE HEAD SO FULL OF SHIT YOU DON'T LISTEN. CALL ME A FUCKING NARC YOU SLIMY TWAT WAD. SHUT YOUR MAN WHORE BITCH ASS PUSSY MOUTH. Microsoft is tripping me out Open sourcing this, giving away that. I heard today they have a custom build of Win10 for raspberry pi. The coding stuff doesn't surprise me actually. MS has always been really good with resources, tools, training etc for programming. Hell maybe this Saiyan Nutella is going to turn the company around. It would be funny if Google and Apple became the Evil Corporation and Microsoft became the Software for the Rest of Us. LOL. Naaaah. I think this is the MS death rattle as really, Windows and in fact any OS just becomes irrelevant these days. Endusers don't care as long as they can check Facebook, watch YouTube and Netflix, listen to Pandora and play Flappy Bird. Microsoft really should have let the Justice Dept split them into separate companies during the anti-trust trial. They would have been a lot better off. Technically not a monopoly but large enough to make a significant impact in its industry. Microsoft itself is not actually a monopoly. Even when they got sued for anti-trust. But they were the 600lb gorilla in the room and you know where the 600 lb Gorilla sleeps right? Any fucking where it wants to. And yeah, for you econ types maybe money and wealth are two different things. Like I tell the Doc I take a couple Aspirin but I actually take Acetaminophen but you know its all called Aspirin to the non elite. Like I want a soda. It's all soda to me whether it's coke, sprite, dr pecker. you get my point. So yeah, the term 'money' is interchangeable with the term 'wealth' for most people. Dad used to remark of 'wealthy' people, he'd say, "They is richer than a foot up a Jersey Bull's ass." Are you being obtuse? I just said nigga, that to "The average man on the street" it is interchangeable. I realize the distinction is important to those that have to worry about those things. But in the day to day it doesn't matter. Normal people just have a head model is all. I KNOW that there is a difference between Aspirin, Acetaminophen, Ibuprofen, and Naproxen Sodium. But in the everyday it's all just headache pills you savvy? So FORGIVE us when we use the term money when we mean wealth for we don't really give a fuck. Call it turtle dicks. Whatever makes you happy. Or you can beanplate the son of a bitch. if you want to think of this stuff seriously That's it. LR just said money attracts money. Simple. 3 words that sum up the concept nicely. Any moron knows what he's talking about. Then you come along and make a federal case out of it. You want to say wealth attracts wealth fine. I know what he meant and I reckon you did too. You just want to show off how smart you are. Like a damn Sheldon Cooper. And increase your karma, mojo, comment stat so you can win kuro5hin for May. What is the utility function of that eh? You get any bitcoin for it? You be as precise as you need to be. My point was that it was a simple concise statement and I didn't see any need in deconstructing it. We've been down this road before about Free Market also. No, monopolies are NOT the natural end product of a Free Market as defined. In a non-free market well . . . I think it's time we implemented something like a wealth tax and basic income . . . Damn straight. I'm too tired to get involved with the things I think you are mistaken about. For one thing. I grew up with Ma Bell and there was zero innovation and the cost of using a phone was prohibitive. Breaking them up and opening their lines was the best thing for the company, for the shareholders, and for customers. There is no debate. Within weeks people could call within their state without paying long distance charges when before in some cities like Austin you could get a long distance rate for just dialing a number across town. Now we have a number of competing services. And AT&T didn't just "reform". That was a result of Southwestern Bell merging over time with other "Baby Bells" until they had the whole enchilada. Then they changed their name from SWB to AT&T just to rub salt in the wound. Truly the regulators should never have allowed that to happen but Republican deregulationism helped to spawn that beast and you can readily see the bullshit that a huge telecom like that can cause. That is a failure of your Free Market. (Yeah i know you are going to say BUT ITs NOT A FREE MARKET) But it should be and the fact that it isn't is a failure. Ok? The monopolies you mention btw do not just 'crop up'. Power, water, gas, etc are often granted a monopoly by the state in exchange for regulation because it doesn't always make sense for a commercial service to supply gas, or power, etc out to the rural areas or into the poor neighborhoods. They lose money. By granting the company a monopoly the government can ensure that everyone is serviced at a fair price. But then you knew that being the Super Economist. Monopolies aren't always evil in and of themselves. However they do distort the market and I'm of the opinion that competition is always the better deal at the cost of efficiency. I should really try and understand it as best I can And that is wonderful, except that often you feel the need to school everyone else and maybe we don't need to understand it at that level. If you're looking for someone that does and that can help you get a little deeper I think there are probably better forums than K5. I would trust K5 for movie watching advice, sources for good quality porn and apps for serious Life researchers. But like that NASA EM Drive? I ain't going to be posting no ASK K5: MICROWAVES, HOW DO THEY WORK? CAN THEY TAKE ME TO URANUS? your math might check out But you are absolutely wrong. See this was done. I mean it wasn't an experiment or a model. It actually existed. Att got all kinds of subsidies, tax breaks, rights of way, you name it. But they didn't innovate. Why not? Why should they? The system worked. It made them money. everyone complained but there was nothing you could do because it was the only game in town. It wasn't until they broke the thing up and created competition that things changed and now you can call to any where i n the world as easy as calling down the street. You can call me an idiot or uniinformed all you like. I'm not just hypothsizing here. This was a real thing. That's why we have antiitrust laws. I don't see how you can argue for a monopoly. You sound like trane arguing against thermodynamics. Monopolies are anticapitalist. There are only certainn situations that a monopoly is allowed and I already explained the reason why. Because it costs too much for a company to make a profit servicing certain segments of the population. That is why you hear people begin to ask if internet access should be a human right. Right now there are places that have no internet access Because it costs too much to get the wires oout there. Even at quadruple cost to customers it still isn't worth it to lay that cable. But if it is decided that access is a right or at least a nessicity then government could grant some isp a monopoly for a certain region and subsidise it through taxes and fees in return for requiring that commpany to service tnOse areas. This isn't some esoteric thing dude. This is something that goes back to the industrial revolution. I don't know what all that handwaving you are on about. LOL fiber nobody even knew what fiber was. Hell it wasn't even a health thing yet. Take a look at what the government did to provide telegraph service back in the wild west days. Take a look at what the government did to supply telephone service throughout the US. mean back when Alex was still around. Your mind would boggle at the deals made and the money spent. You keep talking about models and math. And that is all good. But reality trumps any model. Perhaps there are variables that are not accounted for. Real life is a messy place. And people, governments and companies didn't always do what economists would describe as The Rational choice, ie pursue their own self interests. Some things were done simply because it seemed like the morally correct solution. We need to treat water like oil. Run a pipeline from Canada to Cali and pump that good Canadian water like we pump that good Canadian crude. Should be ok if they site on the Canadian Shield I don't know what crack you're smoking but Fukushima is like nearly 5000mi away from Canada. Or are you one of those fruity fruits that hate Nuclear power because OMG Maths is Hard! I also don't know what you are going on about stats either, I've always been of the persuasion there are lies, damn lies, and statistics. You sure are a squirrely lil fella ain't ya? But the truth is we have more Canadians living and working here in the lower 48 than there are Americans living and working in Canukistan. Everybody hates our ass but they sure do love our money! Just think, with just a little effort you could make your water and garbage footprint zero! You need to get them Kardashian girls They're so trend setting Bruce Jenner decided he wanted to be a Kardashian girl also. He'll be dating black men before long. All those girls wanting to get Kylie lips. All the bitches wanting to get Kim's butt. If you could get them to have a real cool suicide party then I suspect there wouldn't be much of a water problem in CA anymore. LET THEM EAT CAKE! AND DRINK WINE! WHO NEEDS WATER WHEN YOU GOT ALL THEM WINERIES? Rioting is like drinking you don't need nothing special, any excuse will do. Fuck IT's THURSDAY and my nuts itch, let's RIOT! process being pleasant McDonalds. This place is painted BRIGHT RED AND YELLOW. Everyone KNOWS the food is not healthy. They even made a movie about it. There is not a single thing they serve that looks it didn't come out of some lab. But they have minted money since Ray Kroc opened the 1st one. Kids screaming, alarms beeping, tasteless food, anything BUT a 'pleasant experience. Walmart. Nothing about the Walmart experience is in any way pleasant. But like a friend used to say before he passed, "Walmart! Walmart! Walmart! People would wade through a parking lot full of dead horses just to get in the Walmart." I could go on. I mean think about your ISP. When you have to deal with them is it a 'pleasant' experience? It's to the point that if I just get what I asked for and don't get ripped off too much that is a pleasant enough experience. It's like the Ferengi took over and we all are governed by the Rules of Acquisition. Slips, Strips, Bars, and Bricks! OH GOD DAMN Everybody KNOWS that. And TECHNICALLY you are correct but actually you're just being a pendant. YES there was a restuarant called McDonalds that Kroc aquired. Much in the same way that Bill aquired QDDOS back in the day. HOWEVER, it wasn't really DOS until MS peddled it. I mean the thing we all know and LOVE/HATE DOS. Same way, McDonalds didn't become McDonalds until the Kroc worked his magic. And regardless it has NOTHING to do with making a profit from a pleasant experince. Damn dude it's like we're talking about C and you bringing up some trivia about teletype machines on a PDP. Jesus. It's Friday but it feels like a MONDAY. This morning has just fucking sucked and I'm about had it. There is going to be blood. I swear. Nothing to do with you Mike, I just seem to find myself surrounded by the MOST IGNORANT of MOTHER FUCKERS today. Embrace, Extend, Exterminate I don't know about the gay stuff if it is even relevant. Plenty of childless couples straight homo bitextual transformer more-than-meets-the-eye JESUS this is TWO THOUSAND and FIFTEEN! That's all last Millenium shit. But on the gene-therapy I'm like so for that shit. Better Harder Faster Stronger People say, oh you wanna play GOD! Fuck, even in the Bible it says: "So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them." So like him we are creators. Believe me there are many 'improvements' we can make to the stock model. We must become Zarathustra and bring forth our own bermensch as told in The Gay Science. Yes commies can have constitutions too. Article 1 The People's Republic of China is a socialist state under the people's democratic dictatorship led by the working class and based on the alliance of workers and peasants. The socialist system is the basic system of the People's Republic of China. Disruption of the socialist system by any organization or individual is prohibited. Article 33 All persons holding the nationality of the People's Republic of China are citizens of the People's Republic of China. All citizens of the People's Republic of China are equal before the law. The State respects and preserves human rights. Every citizen is entitled to the rights and at the same time must perform the duties prescribed by the Constitution and other laws. I know, it's like somebody at the Daily Show was playing a prank. I had to double check I wasn't quoting from The Onion. "proper" term is Ignorant Mother Fuckers It is important that Mother Fucker be two words as it gives more emphasis and 'punch' to the term. Like if you say, "Check that motherfucker." It becomes passive. Just another motherfucker nothing special. But when you say, "Check that Mother Fucker." You're drawing specific attention to said motherfucker." Therefore an individual possessing ignorance at the fucked mother level is an Ignorant Mother Fucker that deserves an anal insertion of Supersonic Telephone Poles. Hadn't really thought about it but now that I do I realized the last seven funerals I have been to the deceased was cremated. No coffin just a small box. or snort if you're Keith Richards That's wild. I don't know if you meant mick jagger was more likely to use his dead partners ashes as a tdildo or snort them. richards said he snorted his dads ashes cut with a bit of coke. Behold the Power of Reddit Paid mods are being removed from Steam Workshop. We're going to remove the payment feature from the Skyrim workshop. . . . Now that you've backed a dump truck of feedback onto our inboxes, we'll be chewing through that, but if you have any further thoughts let us know. We're going to remove the payment feature from the Skyrim workshop. For anyone who spent money on a mod, we'll be refunding you the complete amount. We talked to the team at Bethesda and they agree. We've done this because it's clear we didn't understand exactly what we were doing. We've been shipping many features over the years aimed at allowing community creators to receive a share of the rewards, and in the past, they've been received well. It's obvious now that this case is different. To help you understand why we thought this was a good idea, our main goals were to allow mod makers the opportunity to work on their mods full time if they wanted to, and to encourage developers to provide better support to their mod communities. We thought this would result in better mods for everyone, both free & paid. We wanted more great mods becoming great products, like Dota, Counter-strike, DayZ, and Killing Floor, and we wanted that to happen organically for any mod maker who wanted to take a shot at it. But we underestimated the differences between our previously successful revenue sharing models, and the addition of paid mods to Skyrim's workshop. We understand our own game's communities pretty well, but stepping into an established, years old modding community in Skyrim was probably not the right place to start iterating. We think this made us miss the mark pretty badly, even though we believe there's a useful feature somewhere here. Now that you've backed a dump truck of feedback onto our inboxes, we'll be chewing through that, but if you have any further thoughts let us know.--Erik at Valve This was also posted as an announcement on the Steam Workshop. The takeaway is, never underestimate the power of a bloodthirsty mob. And yeah, people may think, wait a minute, it's not Reddit that is responsible! Well I didn't see much about it in the gaming press. Mostly it was Reddit and Forbes and a few other business sites that even covered the situation. It's kind of like Slashdot was back in the day. I still don't think GabeN will ever fully recover the goodwill he has built up among the Glorious PC Master Race. Well, unless he gets them to release Half-Life 3. That thing is delayed more than Warp Life even! Doesn't have much to do with paying. It has more to do with causing a split in the modding community. If the main reason was, "oh noes we don't want to pay." I don't think they would have backed down. The people Valve was trying to help were getting ripped off in a hundred ways. Modders were getting their content stolen, repackaged and placed up for sale. Other modders were getting their works used without permission in other mods. Users would get ripped off paying for mods that were done for money and not built carefully causing their games to crash and no refunds after 24hrs. Modders weren't getting a fair cut and had to sell $400 worth before they could get paid at all. It had very little to do with having to pay for a mod. The mobile market has conditioned people to make microtransactions. It's not a big deal anymore. Trending . . . Photos inside 7-Eleven 12,000 Comments and growing . . . Yes of course stat in your left hand shit in your right hand compare to see which one fills first. reality represented achievement unlocked fuck, I seem to have a god damn potty mouth Son of a fucking bitch. Talk about getting hit with a Cluebat Still the silly bitch probably blamed it all on the driver. I can imagine her texting her friend while riding in the ambulance. Reddit is going postal I've even seen the meme spreading around. Valve takes 75% (Well 100% up to the first $400, per modder not per mod) then the modder gets a 25% cut. Valve splits its take with the game publisher. From minute one a ton of mods were up for sale that didn't actually uh belong to the person selling them. Some mods depended on other mods for functionality were up for sale without permission of the dependencies owners. There is a bunch of backlash mods up, like 'An Extra Apple' which is a mod that adds one extra apple to the game (Skyrim). The apple doesn't give you anything, it's just one more apple. Some people that had really good mods on nexus have stripped out all the good artwork they got from 3rd parties and replaced it with their own crappy artwork. (Just because you're good at scripting and shit doesn't make you an artist.) Then there is the legal problem. Mods are tricky. If you don't install them correctly they will crash your game. Many mods conflict with other mods. When the mods were free that wasn't a problem. It was understood by the person using the mods that it was all on them. But now if a paid for mod breaks Valves solution in the FAQ is to 'nicely' inform the author of the mod of the problem and wait patiently for a fix. Yeah, that is going to happen. Another thing is that often updates and patches to the game will break mods so they have to be updated. But what if the mod you bought the guy that made it has gone elsewhere? Years ago The Sims series had a number of sites that began selling mods. These were actually in violation of the EULA. Still EA Maxis never really cracked down so it flourished. Likewise a HUGE piracy movement sprang up, (Pay Sites Must Die!) offering all the latest from the paysites for free. I have a feeling that a lot of paid mods are going to be pirated and some will just straight up be duplicated and made available under a different name. I personally don't see any good coming out of this. There will be lawsuits, I'm pretty sure. And the community that games is not one that respects copywrite nor will they be happy about spending a bunch on a game and then spending money on formerly free mods. Shit people often have 200+mods in a single game. Say $5 avg per mod that's a fuckton to spend on Skyrim or Fallout or whatever. Not to mention buying DLC. This could get nasty. Just want to add that programming has very little to do with any of this. A person can run the Creation Kit and extract a game item. Lets say a sword. Then we have the kit extract the textures. The author loads up the textures into their favorite graphic editor and lets see, we'll change all the gold colors to green. Take a brush and paint some narly blood stains on it. Write Orc-fucker in runic down the blade. Put those in a folder. Then we go in and check the box that adds a sound to the combat animation. Type in the filename. willhelmscream.mp3. Stick that in the folder. Now the author goes into the settings of the item and lets say, increase the chance to hit, and set it where it does 5x damage to Orcs. Save that. Then clickty-clickty have it bundle that all up and upload it to steam workshop with a $10 price tag. Anyone can do this with a one page tut and you need no prior programming experience. The sword is already an item in the game, you don't have to create the mesh or the animations, just recolor (called reskinning) the textures. Set some attributes to your liking and boom. There's your new "mod". And the purchaser can equip it and go around slaying orcs and everytime he swings the blade it will scream. Wow, that is some creativity there. Seriously it IS just that easy. In Morrowind (an earlier Elder Scroll Game) I was able to take 'pieces' of game items. Put them together and create an airship that my character could board and travel across Vvardenfell. It could carry cargo and take my avatar anywhere in the game world he wished to go. I didn't create any new content. But if I did the same thing for Skyrim I could ask $30 for that. It's not like coding Warp Life or Flappy Bird. It's stupid. Valve CEO Gabe Newell weighs in on the controversy. Yeah Gaben went from God of all PCdom to people burning his image in effigy. "Father!, Why hast thou forsaken me!" I suppose there is always Origin Last guy that said Putin lacks authority was shot dead in front of the Kremlin. I think he could make it happen. Imagine . . . The stats they are building on all us fools at the NSA . . . Not a Myth but a Dream says so on the tin. American Dream AND IF YOU BELIEVE IT THEN YOU BE DREAMIN! Public Service Notice: Due to the Economic Environment the "American Dream" has now become the "American Nightmare" Did you see what they found under Yellowstone? They knew there was a magma chamber with enough magma to fill the Grand Canyon 2.5 times. Well now they discovered a Reservoir directly below that which has enough semi molten material to fill 11 Grand Canyons (11,500 cubic miles or 46,000 cubic km). Just sitting there percolating and releasing excessive carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Of course there is no worries. The thing doesn't blow but about once every 700kyrs and it's only been 640kyrs so far so we're good. Actually, according to the scientist that made the discovery, the chamber holds explosive rhyolitic magma. The size of the chamber is enough to account for historical eruption and flow. The new reservoir is made of stable basaltic magma that is more soft and spongelike and probably not likely to go BOOM. However, they are convinced that this new pocket is the source of all the gas they have been recording which had puzzled them before. Still if it goes then you can kiss most of the North American Continent goodbye, well the land will still be here but that is about it. I don't even want to imagine what the rest of the planet would go through. I mean I have read about Krakatoa and that there is some serious shit. I don't think we could do anything to prevent it. I do think we could tap it as an energy source except for people would be all ECO-Green about it. You think drilling for oil on public land gets push back. I can't imagine what they would say about tapping Old Faithful. You are indeed a brave fellow linking to proof of your idiocy. In that link I am replying to you concerning the ACA. You keep changing the subject trying to show what evil people the dems are but never quite succeeding. And now you make a claim that I have made a statement which I have not. Typical of your unrelenting bullshit. You like to make shit up I will give you that. And you aren't that bad at it. I'm beginning to think all that crap about how you are related to Hatfield-McCoy is just a bunch of hokum and pretty much all that crap about how you worked for this or that company. Yeah, I figure you are just a mental person that dreams all this shit up during your psychotic breaks. Hook, line, sinker. LOL, you just can't help yourself can you? No, I don't think YOU understand So why all the crying about your strokes making you forget your data structures and you would have to study it? Just more bullshit. At the end of the day we're all stat whores. Gotta get the high score. Don't you fools compete for like Dummy of the Year awards or something? Darwin Awards I think it is called. So you saying Congress shouldn't be paid? Well I'm down for that. Read the other day that at first Geo Washington refused to be paid for serving as president. He thought it should be regarded as a civic duty. He changed his mind though. He realized he didn't want to start a precedent where only wealthy men who could afford going without income would run for president. Seems kind of silly these days. You don't have to keep correcting yourself Everyone knows what you meant. If it really bugs you then just slow down, esp if you're on a tablet or similar. Your post doesn't HAVE to be made right THIS second. There is not enough users here that it will get buried. Use the preview liberally. IAWTD I lived through all this. That is why I do not deny that climate change is happening. You don't have to be a scientist even to see that the evidence is overwhelming. I just question the predictions made and the cause of the change. It's because I have heard this Chicken Little "We're DOOMED if we don't DO something!" all of my life. One day it's OMG We're going to have a new Ice Age! Then it's OMG We're going to turn into Venus! OMG We're going to drown! OMG We're going to become a desert! No one knows and the worst part about it is if you even question these "scientific" predictions they start calling you an idiot and insult you when it has been shown time and again how wrong they are. But they want people just to trust them and implement their "fixes" without question. Look, if you're going to say Bullshit Just say Bullshit. Don't try to gussy it up by calling it "Gossip". Gossip is when you talk about other people especially things that relate to their appearance or habit. The way you use it is STUPID. And makes me throw up in my mouth. Bullshit FUD Over the past two years, at least 40 bills aimed at weakening or repealing clean-energy mandates have been introduced in legislatures across the country, according to Colorado State University's Center for the New Energy Economy. When a newly elected President Obama, along with Democratic majorities in the House and Senate, went to work on climate change in 2009, the Kochs threw their full weight behind defeating the effort. At one point, climate action appeared all but inevitable. Democrats were putting plans in place for comprehensive legislation, and Republicans were--at the very least--sympathetic. Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich joined then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi on a love seat for a 30-second television commercial demanding that climate change be addressed. Sen. John McCain, who had just won a primary election in Arizona, had been the main Republican sponsor of carbon-cap legislation for several previous sessions. What happened next, for environmentalists, is a disastrous piece of history: The climate bill squeaked through the House and stalled in the Senate, facing near-unanimous Republican opposition as well as defections from coal- and oil-state Democrats. "Cap-and-trade" became such a slur along the 2010 campaign trail that Joe Manchin--then a soon-to-be Democratic senator from West Virginia--ran an ad in which he shot a copy of the cap-and-trade bill with a hunting rifle. Following Democrats' midterm "shellacking," incoming tea-party candidates--many of whom had won campaigns with AFP's help--turned the federal climate bill into a pipe dream and began to take aim at renewable-energy supports that were already in place. Bullshit FUD In the original plan he rolled out in 2008, Pickens pushed for increasing domestic wind power capacity to help wean the nation off oil imports. The 2.2-cent per kilowatt-hour incentive for wind power production, known as the production tax credit (PTC), is set to expire Dec. 31.[2012] A significant bloc of Republicans, along with GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney, opposes extending the incentive. They call the PTC an example of unnecessary government intervention into energy markets, and argue that the uptick of natural gas for electricity generation shows energy production is best left to free markets. President Obama as well as many Democratic and Republican lawmakers representing sizable wind energy sectors want to extend the incentive, and Obama has tried to turn the issue into an election vulnerability for his opponent. Supporters of the tax credit cite industry-backed estimates that failing to extend it would cost 37,000 direct and indirect jobs. Many wind energy firms, such as Siemens and Vestas Wind Systems, have cited the uncertainty surrounding the incentive's future to explain recent layoffs. Supporters also say the incentive is working and helping the wind industry catch up to legacy energy technologies such as oil and coal. For proof, they point to wind electricity accounting for 35 percent of all newly installed generating capacity in 2011. Though he has not endorsed a presidential candidate, Pickens said in August that Obama has thwarted increased oil-and-gas production by restricting drilling on federal lands. And T. Boone Pickens, the legendary oilman, has abandoned his plan to build the world's largest wind farm, according to a report in The Dallas Morning News that was confirmed by a spokesman for Mr. Pickens. Mr. Pickens has said in the past that he had to delay his wind plans due to the financing difficulties that have hit wind farms across the country in the last nine months, along with a fall-off in natural gas prices. The latest scaling back, according to the Dallas paper, is due to transmission constraints. Texas plans to build about $5 billion worth of transmission lines to help carry the wind from the western part of the state, but they will not go where Mr. Pickens had hoped. So again, nothing but Lies and Hot Air from you. Trying to paint the Dems as "EVIL" when it is your own Conservatards that are trying to spin the truth to make themselves look better. Keep on sucking that Conservative Cock hard! Eventually you'll get your just reward! The linked article has nothing to do with what was said. The article you linked is about repealing rules about siting. FUD FUD FUD, you're just blowing smoke and flashing mirrors. You are continuing to act like a clueless tool. And gas is already low dummy and Houston Jobs are suffering for it. You are just SO FULL OF SHIT it boggles the MIND!!!!! You're ridiculous Gas is half the price it was two years ago. It has little to do with Saudis and everything to do with hydraulic fracturing and horizontal drilling in the US. So you're just pissing and moaning about bullshit and you don't even know what you are talking about either. Anyways I am tired of wasting time with you as it is not MY job to educate you. You want to be willfully stupid I can't doing anything about that. You want to be the Stockholm Syndrome slave then I can't help you. The one thing that gives me great pleasure is to KNOW that you will not be voting. I know that you will have some excuse to not go to the polls because you can't even get through life without making excuses. You make big claims on the Internets but everytime you are challenged you come up with some excuse how you cannot perform. So you are just another dude spreading bullshit and hot air. When it comes time to put up you'll be a no show. Same with all three of you stooges. Not a single one of you will step foot in the polls to cast a ballot. I didn't cite I C&P'd the article You haven't proved anything. You just do a google search and cherry pick what you think looks right. You link to biased sources. BOEHNER? Really? You are so funny. I do get out and vote No you don't and you know you don't. You were never an election judge. In fact you haven't been half the things you claim. You're like Walter Mitty you do all this stuff in your dreams. You talk all big about coding and when Crawford asks you a simple question that just takes common sense to answer you start bitching about your strokes and you would have to study data structures. HAHA You talk big but like I say when you get challenged you come up with excuses or add another job to your resume. You are completely full of shit and a waste of my time. And miss the fun? Dude, I am in my bathrobe in my favorite chair I have just finished a lovely rib-eye steak with a side of pasta and lima beans. I had a serrano pepper and a very tall glass of wine. All this while our little tete-a-tete was in progress. I am VERY ANNOYED. I'm so ANGRY I could just shit! You know I am a big fan of Lewis Black. And I'm still convinced that you are full of shit. OH NOW I'M REALLY PISSED! NO! U! I GOT A BIRD FOR YA! More of your delusions and hallucinations You misread, your IQ WAS MORE LIKE 89. You just use google and pretend to be smart. People didn't pick on you because you were smart but because you were an ugly stupid loser. You used to daydream how you were the smartest person and had secret ninja skills and would beat up people in your daydreams but in reality you would piss your pants if the teacher so much as said your name. You once had a good career playing Amiga in your Dad's basement in between the times you were sexually molested which caused you to develop psychotic bi-polar schizo-arrested disorder and end up on disability. Like Walter Mitty you have made up a number of 'jobs' you used to "work" at, mostly based on TV series you watched. You earned stars and smiley faces at the school for special needs children which you attended. While all of the other children were having fun with their friends you would spend all your time masturbating to pictures of spiderman and thor in your comic books. No one liked you or would play with you because of the incredible stench since you rarely bothered to wipe your own ass. After you molested those boys you ended up in jail and then a mental hospital. Muslims like to fuck too I mean they cover up and all that but they still like to get the groove on and make lil muslims ya know? Even strict Christians like to fuck believe it or not. And I tell you what. Everybody thinks they are all lights out missionary only. HAH! Mother fucking religious people are often the kinkiest people you know. Cause What Goes On Behind Closed Doors . . . How's that air over there in the Orient btw? Naw, it's always smelled like oil and cowshit here in the South! He'd still blame it on the Left As would the conservatives as they make the cuts. "We're doing you poor and mentally ill people a favor. The left has convinced you that you are worthless but we on the right believe in you! So, to protect you from becoming dependent on the government we're gonna cut all funding so that you folks can be all you want to be! Shine on You crazy diamonds! And be assured that the money we save from cuts in those programs will be redistributed to the Job Creators so you all can realize the American Dream of working for minimum wage!" LOL, he didn't make the cuts he only signed the bill under pressure from the right. "With his signature, at a Rose Garden ceremony, the President eliminated a pillar of Franklin D. Roosevelt's New Deal social welfare program, delighting the Republican-controlled Congress in this election year and incensing many of his fellow Democrats." Just like a conservatard. you always scream about "the other guys do it" while you guys are the ones with the bloody hands. If it weren't for Bill then the cuts would have been deeper. The right is the only ones calling for cuts. They want to balance the books on the backs of the poor rather than make their own rich backers pay a penny more in taxes. You know, I almost HOPE that a real right-wing candidate gets elected. Somebody like Ted Cruz. That is who you deserve. When you start complaining I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh. I used to be a Fairy Princess and lived in a Magical Castle with Unicorns and Gnomes. there are problems with this new health insurance law Because CONGRESS let the insurance companies write the damn thing. You keep wanting to make comparisons but ignore the fact that the right are the ones that call for the cuts. They are the ones that refuse to vote. They refuse to vote on whether they are going to vote. They are the ones that want to close the government down. You talk about the left being guilty by association. The right is guilty by direct action. If you aren't aware many democrats are not happy with Obama. But because Obama does something you think OH ALL DEMOCRATS SUPPORT THAT SHIT. But that isn't true. Sen Warren is fighting him tooth and nail over this TPP bullshit. Hillary is against it and most dems are against it. But because you worked for a few dems you know about ALL dems. Well I can tell you for fact that the right doesn't give a shit about you or you being mentally ill or anything. They think you are faking it and are a leach, a parasite and would prefer it if you just fuck off and died. Further most of them would call you a race traitor for marrying a Thai. Now, if that is the kind of people you want to support then more power to you. I just think it is stupid to champion the very organization that most wants to do away with you and your kind. Sure, there are some problems with ACA but it is helping people and it is much better to have it and maybe improve it than what the right wants to do which is trash it and replace it with what? NOTHING! Hispanics vote 2-1 in favor of dems You just keep making shit up left AND right Boredom relief Just throwing this out there as food-for-thought. Being as this is Kuro5hin.org I'm thinking maybe we need a troll rating? My idea is that if say comment foo has more than one reply from the same kuron then that is a good indicator of a solid 'bite'. Of course the real gauge is if in response to a comment foo a kuron subsequently creates a New Diary entry replying to comment foo then that is a super bite but I think that would be very difficult to express with code. Length of thread could also be used to troll rate of course. It might even be possible to have both a troll and a trolled rating. The user with the top-level comment would get the troll rating and replies would get trolled ratings. Not related but I really liked you making those charts with the stat data. Also really like the new layout. Just wanted you to know. Anyways, just something that came to mind. I don't want to fuck up your ambidextrous coffee mug. Sounds like something Blastar is in to So no. Ultron, makes me think of Transformers. So no. Fascinating Meh, It's kinda old now. Not even really controversial. I mean really what does it matter what superheroes or whatever comic book people want to have sex with? It's just a label. It's not like OMG they are going to start drawing comics with Iceman balls deep in the Hulk or something. And a black superhero is no more shocking these days than a black santa. Now, I understand they are raping your childhood and I am sorry for that. My own childhood has been bent over and DP'd several times but I am a grown man so I can shrug it off and move forward. These Marvel heroes are for the NEW generation and if having a gay Iceman makes some young gay boy feel a little better, like he's included and can have that fantasy of having special powers then that is wonderful. If some young black kids can feel like they are included and you don't have to be white to be special then fucking A. In fact there should be MORE of it. We need Asians and AmerIndians and the whole gamut. Make Wonder Woman a lesbian. I mean it's not a stretch. she comes from an island of all women. TBH I always kinda thought ALL superheroes were secretly gay. I mean prancing around in tights with a cape? If that don't say Gee Ay Why in Pink Neon I don't know what does. Fuck April Right in the Pussy Poet fags should fuck off to HUSI April is home to naught but dread Titanic sank with fifteen hundred dead Hitler was born and the world got screwed He put to death six million jews Davey Koresh with Renos say so Staged a human bbq outside of Waco Stoners celebrate by getting wasted The memory of Lincoln, AsSAssiNaTeD We cry for the limbs still freshly gone From the deadly blasts at that Marathon From Virginia Tech's Cho to the town of West And Alfred P Murrah all put coroners to the test. Ruby Ridge and Columbine High! Oh God April why do so many die? April you are such a bloodthirsty Hussy! Go FUCK yourself right in the PUSSY! I don't even see where this has anything to do with resisting arrest. This is all about being a repeat offender, specifically an armed repeat offender. I don't think you even own a weapon unless they count a keyboard. I mean if a pen is mightier than a sword a keyboard should be the equivalent of a mini-gun. Right? But can you shot web? Such A very BIG fish In such a tiny little pond . . . Film at 11:00 I'm very annoyed. My local newscast has started using clickbait style teasers for their upcoming stories. Further I can't stand it that I will read something on Reddit or worse Facebook and then the next day it appears as a feature on the news like their own fucking investigative reporters discovered it. I hate when I'm at one of my redneck friends house and they're watching FOX News. They'll have their little panel and I'll be okay this guy is going to say this, and this guy is going to say this other thing and this woman is going to be all like she is just shocked and appalled and this other guy is going to make some flippant remark. This dude here is for the balanced part and they won't let him finish a sentence. And then it happens. Nobody discusses anything anymore. They just holler past each other and even if you can find some point of agreement you cannot admit it because that is a sign of weakness. You probably aren't even reading this right now. You're surfing K5 but you're busy doing something else on your smartphone. Aren't you? God if we went back in time and told folks in the FUTURE we have a GLOBAL INFORMATION NETWORK that is accessible 24/7/365 and can speak to ANYONE ON THE PLANET via supercomputers we carry in our pocket and we use it to share dick pictures and trick people into watching a Rick Astley video. Those fuckers would unleash the entire GLOBAL NUCLEAR ARSENAL and just destroy the planet. After they asked 'Who the fuck is Rick Astley?' that is, to which we would reply, "Google it." It's already happened on FOX a few times You say market opportunity though. How would you monetize that? They just wait till the dead space between the sports and the final weather or immediately after one of those human interest peices and make a correction. They do it all the time. "Well isn't that just cute?" "Yes Stephanie, that certainly puts a smile on the face. And earlier we reported that Phil Johnson killed and ate his own offspring but new information has revealed that he did nothing of the sort. We apologize for that. And now Let's Go to Jack Parnell for a look at Sports! So Jack, how are them Vipers doing in the District Conference?" they won't nuke the world If you went back in time to like, before the Internet, like the 50's say. And you told them about this wonderful technology that we had at our fingertips. They would be like WOW! So I guess you guys have cured Cancer and solved World Hunger and all that. There must be peace and love across the globe. and then you say, Naaah. we just use it mostly to send each other dick pics and talk about what we ate for breakfast. We've killed or confined most all of the interesting wildlife, and we start a brand new war every 10 yrs, it's like we like to keep a fresh war on tap all the time. And they would be Holy MotherFuccking Sjhit! And hit the button because like what is the point anymore? Another angle Like you know that movie, Idiocracy? What if like you found out dude that it wasn't a movie but a fucking Documentary from like the FUTURE. Like fucking Aliens recorded it and sent it back to inform us. Would you want to continue? I mean it's like if somebody told you and could prove to you that in a few years you would be like super rich and own mansions and be married to the hottest bitch in the world. BUT You would have Alzheimers, Amnesia, and AIDS. You dick shrank and you grew huge size 44DDD man boobs. Would you want to continue? No really only FOX does that CNN always tries to get people to inflate what is going on, they want to know, "How does it make you FEEL" and make the news black or white, like Good Thing or Bad thing? Very few people with opposing views will appear on MSNBC so the ones that do get a pass. But the news people take so fucking long to ask a damn question. They always take like five minutes to get around to asking anything. Each outlet is totally different with their own styles and not just mirror versions of the same thing. Another big difference is that Fox will try to make their guys look like heroes and the opposition look evil. So it's like Good vs Evil. That's what you get. On MSNBC they always portray their people as Strong and Smart while they paint the opposition as Stupid and Clueless. They don't insult me and I'm a viewer I'm sorry you feel stupid and clueless. Maybe if you stopped watching the news that caters to the LCD you might not be so stupid and clueless. Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that! LOL! This is a political hit piece Peter Schweitzer has a history of producing partisan misinformation and the NY Times and Washington Post have admitted that they have a "deal" with Schweitzer and his backers. What you see here is just another Swift Boat in progress. Also, Blastardo keeps saying the government deleted Clinton emails but that isn't true. Ms Clinton herself requested the emails be deleted after her staff had determined which emails were government related and turned those over. The server itself is located at her home in Chappaqua, N.Y. and is protected around the clock by Secret Service. None of the emails are classified and she has not broken any laws. "For any government employee, it is that government employee's responsibility to determine what's personal and what's work-related. No one wants their personal e-mails made public, and I think most people understand that and respect that privacy ... I had no reason to save them." Blastretard is just kicking up FUD because he is an idiot and a liar and has no life except to troll K5. I never said the government deleted her emails. The only way to find her email is in the people's inboxes that she sent it to, because they government wiped the server it used to be on. We'll never know because they government wiped the server. So you said it, TWICE. She refused to use the government email servers. She answered that. You are just fishing like the birthers. Your complaints are spurious and inconsequential. I'm quite tired of your ultra lame attempts at trolling. You suck at it. Reads like a tick's POV But I'm only sucking a few milliliters of blood! I'm not a problem! Go hassle that other tick over there! Fucking Sour Smarties Got a bag at the Dollar Store and there is nothing sour about them. They are just hot. Like tabasco pepper hot. Which would be ok except they numb my mouth. Like that Mexican powder candy that is popular here. I usually keep the dollar candy in my drawer. I don't like to snack on sweets but when I get a hankering then I can pop like a roll of smarties or a jolly rancher and it tides me over. Keeps me from eating like a whole candy bar or doughnut or something. Except Starbursts and Skittles. I can't get those. I swear I will open a whole damn roll of Starbursts and pack them into a ball at one time because there is no other taste like that on Earth. Or a mouthful of Skittles OMG! I lose my head it is like crack cocaine! Lot of candy we had back in the day they don't sell anymore because it isnt safe or was a negative influence. But then you can buy a little garbage can full of green snot that is ok. Hang out at Starbucks write essays and perfect your app for the appstore to insure your immortality. If any US ISPs are prepared to cooperate hmmm, let me think. uh maybe Time-Warner Cable would be on board, uh Comcast, AT&T DSL & DirectTV . . . any cable company that offers Video On Demand service. I thought this damn thing was supposed to route around damage? Woah Chicken Little!!! The FCC doesn't have shit to do with this. This is industry acting proactively. If there WAS NO NET NEUTRALITY then they wouldn't even have to DO THIS SHIT they could legally turn off the tap for any web site just cuz. Way to spread FUD numbnuts. God you are so fucking retarded. That is why we have Net Neutrality They keep bringing up these bills to Congress and will one day pass one of them. If Net Neutrality rules can withstand the current lawsuits then they cannot bring those bills up anymore. Capiche? Also They also want a fast lane for Netflix No "they" do not. They want Netflix to pay for regular speed and threaten to throttle them if they do not. "They" want to let their OWN shit to have a fast lane. You're pretty up on a lot of things. I'm puzzled at why you seem so clueless about this issue. You haven't been keeping up with current events FCC just put ISPs under Title II. It is now law. No bill needed. MDC doesn't know how to computer. You don't know how to government. Will burn a bit of jew in memoria. and by jew I mean jeweed, L'Chayim! Federal 3 Strikes is for "serious violent felonies" 18 U.S. Code 3559 The State of Washington's persistent offender law says you have to have two previous convictions of serious felonies either in the state or elsewhere, or Rape, Rape of a child, molestation, murder, kidnapping, burglary or assault that are sexually motivated. So you can have 3 felonies and not get life if they weren't like serious felonies. Note: I didn't know this I was just curious, I had heard of California 3 strikes law but didn't realize that there was a federal law as well. TIL . . . And it turns out several states have their own law Like on Wikip I read that "Texas was the first state to enact such a law, doing so in 1974 with a mandatory life sentence." I did NOT know this. weird wild stuff. He cared about Christies ass after Sandy Obama called him on Oct. 30 asking if he could make a trip to the storm-ravaged state. Christie told the Record: "If you understand the emotional condition we were all in, all of us in this administration sitting around that table watching that, you'd understand that very soon thereafter, probably two or three hours after that, he called for the first time. I'm like, man, `Can I come?' Tell me where and when and I'll be there. I need your help." "From minute one, my state was destroyed, so I was going to have a real relationship with him if he was willing to have one." "He and I spoke every day for at least the next 10 days -- every day -- sometimes more than once a day and it was substantive conversations," "That was at least four or five times I called him and said, `I hate to bother you with this, sir, but you told me if I needed help to call you, and FEMA is driving me crazy or the Army is driving me crazy and I don't understand this and can you help me?' And each and every time that I did that, within an hour the problem was fixed." I think he was also struck emotionally by what he saw and he was concerned, and he would call just to kind of check in on how I was doing in addition to the substantive stuff we would talk about," he said. But I guess we don't have a fucking clue what he cares about, the man is a fucking enigma, a riddle surrounded by a puzzle and wrapped in a mystery. Relevant to K5 Interests This place has changed quite a bit but one thing kurons still like to hate and hate to like is MOVIES. More than code. More than Basic Income. More than even getting a Warp Life app installed on our mobile devices before the Heat Death of the Universe. We like to watch some movies. So IO9 is having this poll about the upcoming Summer BlockBuster Season. (I don't know how that shit works for people down under. Fucking summer movies in the middle of winter and shit.) What they're asking is "Which Summer Movie Will Be This Year's Biggest Flop?" I've recreated the poll below. I made this one multichoice. On IO9 you can only pick one. Like pushing the Reddit Button. Now according to the poll, ...'you can define that [Biggest Flop] one of two ways: 1) losing the most money, based on reported production budget and your expectations for box office. Or, 2) losing money, when it was expected to make money.' Oh hell but this is K5 so you can define it any freaking way you want. So what do you think? (See Poll) Interesting analysis. Star Trek reboot wouldve been okay I like some aspects of it but the story itself is just getting dumber and dumber. Plot holes big enough to drive entire battlefleets through at Warp 9.I'm down with the new Kirk. I'm puzzled at Horny Spock and Uhura but I can deal with it. I love Simon Pegg so him being Scotty is awesome and Karl Urban fits right in to the McCoy role. But the last two films make no sense whatsoever. Battlestar Galactica on the other hand was just awesome. Katee Sackhoff as Starbuck works great. It kinda got loose there at the end but still a very solid show. The original was a freaking joke. Ben Cartwright and the Space Cowboys leading the wagon train across the Galaxy The one cool thing out of original BSG Cylon Raider minature by Monogram. I loved building this back in the days. Exactly what I was thinking Even when it was on it wasnt that great. I enjoyed Time Tunnel and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea much better! I was a little disappointed that Matt Damon never followed through with the Maj. Matt Mason Movie. I was sure it would be a huge hit. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool Than to speak and remove all doubt. Sit, Ubu, sit! ... Good dog! The claim is that avians are the true descendants of the dinosaurs. Birds have more in common with T-rex and Allosaurus. The belief is dinos shared many of the traits of birds like a four-chambered heart, building and protecting nests, and singing to defend territory and attract mates. I sometimes wonder what it may have sounded like back then, great and terrible dinosaurs singing and calling like the birds around the house do early in the morning. Anyway, perhaps your roach friend was not squashed by a human. Perhaps he became prey for some early bird looking for a worm. I think you mentioned previous some leg parts left but a squashed roach or waterbug would leave most of the body behind. If it was attacked and eaten though then there might be just a bit remaining. If that is the case then you are ultimately culpable for the bugs death. By putting it out you placed it in danger and now it is dead. What punishment do you feel is appropriate for your crime? I hope you at least feel a modicum of remorse for your heinous deed. It is fiction to claim economic necessity for cutting welfare benefits. There is no production capacity shortage. There is an imposed shortage of financing. There is no shortage of financing either. It is just greed and the prevalent idea that being poor is something for which people should be punished. The poor should suffer. I read an article this morning that showed how Wall Street bonuses alone were several orders of magnitude greater than the income of all the minimum wage earners combined. There is plenty of money but in our society it is criminal and socialist to redirect any of it. We weep for the billionaire that only makes a half a million this year when he used to make a whole billion last year. Oh my whatever shall he do? Instead those with wealth want to cut the funding from those without and then tax those that actually earn their money. This way it keeps all the "little people" fighting amongst themselves. You hate me for having what you don't and I hate you for not being productive. In the meantime those that have power and control laugh at us and fund wars and campaigns to increase their power. Then you can do Expendables 3 and RED 2, Speed 2 (OMG! I would rather have my testicles covered in honey and nailed to an anthill), Highlander The Quickening . . . at least you have lots to keep you busy. So where is the *interesting* news? Like that Khloe Kardashian is like totally dumping out on her sis Kourtney's birthday bash so she can go to Coachella. As IF! I know, Right? Keep it in the family! 3D Print your flapjacks Prof. Kevin Warwick Is definitely a member of your fraternity of fools. Twice even! Ask K5: arguments not to delete Corporate emails bye pubes! Shaved my 60 yr+ pubes off today. Probably repeat this action in another 60 yrs. Yeah, I hate shaving! Wife knitted them into a nice white scarf I can use next winter. That is all. Don't mess with the BEARD. Like Samson that is the source of my awesome powers! Naw, all the lil critters clean that up. I do keep my weed stash in there though. If I burn my finger and toe nails whatever would I have to snack on? Don't take my pee! Nobody touches our pee pee! would write far better code Dude, you can't even get your development environment working correctly. Now you claim you're a better programmer? They don't pay $100k for dudes that spend more time bitching about the tools than producing code. I would let this slide but you just took a big shit on a group of people you don't know jack shit about. People that are productive and don't all live with their momma when they aren't in jail somewhere for stealing coffee creamer. Done right this would have been awesome April 1st. It would have been better than the story that leaked about how systemd devs were forking the kernel. Bill Gates is marketing a High Tech Condom that delivers drugs and electric shocks to your penor. For when you want to give twice as much cock. And also from the 2X Cock Dept. I present the MAN WITH THE SEVEN POUND PENIS. They terrorised JFK This here is mighty agravatin' Them jailbreaking fellers said what I ain't aughter change out the root passamathingy on my carryin' around telemaphone. So I went and done it and wouldn't you know I done went and fergot the dadblamed thing! If that don't hairlip the governor! Well I reckon I could use that Chlamydia thingy where for I could maybe get one of them fancy writing things and see what was up 'cepting they is so proud of it they want all a five bucks fer the durn thing! I mean I got it but it's all in cash and for some dang reason they don't take cash on the Innertubes. Well I reckon I could guess it or something but shit fire that's a lot of trouble so I just sold it to this nigger out behind starbucks and went and bought me a bottle of Jack. Fuck a goldurn eye-phone anyways. Just a durn expensive piece of hipster jewelry anywho. I reckon I'll get me a Nokia after I sober up. I have two wifi routers. They are both in my storage shed, because where the hell else you gonna keep the durn things? I got 'em right next to my fishing gear right under them deer antlers from that buck I shot in 02. I can get to 'em but it's a PITA trying to move all that shit around. I can go to McDonalds cuz they ain't got no fancy Internets, so really I'm just pissin and moanin. Cept I ain't allowed in there no more after that little retarded bukakke incident. Think I'll just go masturbate drunkenly at the hacker dojo and then hit up that waitress at the Dennys. I think she wants to sleep with me because last time I was in there she called me 'Sweetie' and asked if I would like a slice of pie with my coffee. She even offered to put a scoop of nallar ice cream on it so you know she is a wild woman. Not as wild as the latino ladies of course, them chiquitas can really make a sailor stand up and salute the flag. I should know my daddy was in the Navy. I got this iPhone model A1203. That's the genuine pure-dee original iPhone, but it runs iOS 3.1.2. I jailbroke it for no other good reason ceptin so I could activate it, for use in WarpLife development, that is, all I wanted at the time was for it to work without you know me having to really do much of anything. However my iPhone 4 was stolen at THE GROVER BEACH MCDONALDS, when I went to take a piss. I have to piss a lot from all the coffee and creamer I drink and I think I might be diabetic and have the AIDS cause I looked it up on WebMD and you know that site really knows what they're on about. That's fer durn sure. So anyways, I've been using my iPhone on vibrate, because I like the way it feels in my pants when I watch the strippers. I love strippers because they don't take bitcoin. I don't trust bitcoin because they didn't have that when I was in school and I only trust tech that came after 1999. Except for Apple because I can't figure out how to work anything else so I end up stabbing myself in the eyeballs which is why I always say that everything but apple makes my eyes bleed. I don't do business with Amazon because they make their people work hard for pay but I love Apple even though they force children to slave away in the iphone factory for twelve cents a day and have to put up fences to keep the kids from jumping to their death because death is preferable to working for apple and the fact they skim 30% right off the top for any apps in their store and their shit is buggy and doesn't work but at least they don't treat their employees like machines. My usual shop was closed today so I blew away the entire afternoon searching for a refill card. I did finally obtain one. It was white with a red stripe but I really wanted one that was red with a white stripe. My plan comes with 500 GB of data, that I had not activated, but I activated it through the website just now. But it doesn't work. It reminds me of when I set up my own webservers and they constantly fell over but I never did figure out why. I think it might have to do with the russians that were constantly hacking my server to steal my ice cream topping with any flavor other than lemon I'm not real sure why but I think the problem is that my phone has 2G, but the carrier doesn't provide 2G. Well really I don't need to use the phone online that much it's just that I don't want it to keep notifying that it's not subscribed to a data plan. I once read quite a cool book by a fly researcher, I think it was called "To Know A Fly" or some such. He described the bit about knocking them out by putting them in the freezer. Following his instructions, I would use a little droplet of candle wax to stick some sewing thread to the backs of the flies. Then I could walk them like dogs - or rather, fly them like flying dogs. I am quite flummoxed at the level of cluelessness of my fellow kurons. Sometimes I puzzle as to whether it is all a charade, that is, they may be very intelligent and educated folk who are simply pretending to be ignorant, that being the fashion of the day, but no I ultimately conclude that they really ARE that stupid. My concern though is that of a parent who finds that a little child has gotten hold of a loaded firearm. What can I do to prevent them from parodying my diaries? See, it breaks down like this: Write walls text. That's It. In much the same way as I feel compelled to respond to each and every last one of you goat fuckers, I also feel the need to explain that I write software as a hobby but what I consider to be my true calling is to be God's Gift to mankind. See I am really that magnificient.That had the eventual result that one of Alyssa Milano's staff called me on the phone back in the day, to ask for more information as to how Boy Scouts are able to distill water by digging a hole on the ground then pissing in it. I replied with a one or two hundred page letter with an illustration or two in MS PaINT, that explained how large-scale solar water distillation might work. At the time, California was having trouble with MBTE getting into wellwater, so Santa Monica and I expect some other communities were depending on electrically powered reverse-osmosis seawater desalination. While it does work the resulting water is still somewhat salty. It also uses a lot of energy. My solar method, while it would be costly to create it would be quite cheap to run. I'm pretty sure ways could be found that the amortized cost would be quite a lot less than reverse-osmosis. What might - just to pulll an example out of my ass - would be to point out that much of our problems with the current drought in California, would be to plant almond trees in Missouri, as well as prickly pear cactus all over the San Joaquin Valley. While unfamiliar to most Anglos, prickly pears are not only popular with Hispanics, they are quite tasty and nutritious. So I'd write a page or two lucidly discussing how we could save water by growing our crops in different places, then mail 437 copies of mostly the same letter to every man woman and child on the planet. . . . I could give you access to my root. dressed up as Misty from Pokemon Probably more to your tastes then. The first video made with the GTA V's new PC video editor. "Running, Man" Set quality to 1080p 60fps external USB sound card You too? Jewsian Thunder Say Shalom. These jews are going to displace hip hop. Hi! I'm a witless one line reply. OH I GET IT NOW! I was WTF is this voat? what does that even mean is it like virtual goat? But now I see it is like VOTE but they needed an upvote arrow to match the downvote arrow. So I guess trane likes it since they don't believe in any censorship. Maybe he'll hang out there more. Oh shit, looking to see if they host banned subreddits as subvoats or whatever they call them, subverses. And they do have a goat for a mascot. I expect great things. . . More like the ADULT was irresponsible leaving the gun where a 3-yo could get to it. Lots of things could kill if you just LEFT IT OUT where kids can get to it. OH LET's LEAVE MY BOTTLE OF PAINKILLERS OUT WHERE KIDS CAN EAT THEM UP. Yeah but Rx bottles have child-proof caps TDILDO. Yeah but guns have SAFETYs too. But of course it is OMG GUNS! We must ban them to keep them out of the hands of children! Or he may have learned the quickest way to get rid of a pest (like a little brother, a whining bitch, a pissy boss, etc) is just to shoot them right in the face. There is large movement trying to convince Sen Elizabeth Warren to run against Hillary in the Primary. Even if just to give Hillary the experience of there being a contest. As it stands now, Hillary already has the nomination of her party sewn up. Many Dems believe this will hurt her when she has to run against whomever wins the GOP primary. (My guess is Jeb Bush, he's raised more money than all the others combined). She'll be too complacent. But none of the leading Dems even want to challenge Hillary. There is a guy, Martin O'Malley who might take a shot at it. I think her biggest challenge of all will be getting the people out to vote. If you saw her announcement today you know she is focusing on women and minorities, the working poor, union labor, and gays. I wouldn't count her out though. Obama got reelected after all. The GOP will have some tough questions to answer about growing income inequality, cuts to social services, and Scott Walker's jihad against the Unions. Benghazi will certainly figure prominently I think. Much like the Birther bother with Obama. The scandal about her emails may also figure. I don't think that other stuff will matter much simply because as far as the public is concerned that stuff is ancient history. I hope you didn't misunderstand what I was saying. I was not saying that she will surely win the Presidential Election. I was saying that she has the Democratic nomination for president sewn up. Those are two different things. No leading dems want to challenge her. Obama already endorsed her.The entire party is behind her campaign. Hillary is using the dark side To win this time! Obama approves! Jeb is sadface.jpg. Rand Paul's mind is blown. Ted Cruz says, 'Hitler was misunderstood'. Chris Christie thinks Hillary has some nice jugs. If you say the word gossiping enough it loses all meaning. It just sounds like you have something stuck in your throat. Like a big gay nigger cock. Well you have certainly proved the premise of this Diary. I saw the first one I guess it was a big deal. I have a F&F jacket in the back closet. It belonged to a girl my son was dating at the time. Don't know why she left it. I can't wear it, too small. I enjoyed the two Need for Speed Most Wanted & Carbon games. They were heavily influenced by F&F and they both rock even today. When you hit the nitrous in the game it has the same fx as in the movie with that rainblow blur. There is also a break mode. You hit it and everything goes into slow-mo but it also increases the weight of your car during the sequence so it is like a tank. You use it to bust through road blocks. It's a damn good racer and there are stunts and breakable scenery. Some wicked ass shortcuts too. It's a lot of fun going head to head with a friend AND having 20 cops and a helicopter chasing you all in regular traffic! Intense. Xbox Live is giving away Forza Fast & Furious for Xbone & 360. This is the last day you can get it free though. I don't know if it's any good but it's Forza so I would expect it is good. I've seen parts of the other F&F's but really haven't bothered to sit down and watch the whole thing. Hope not because if so I'm trolling the Kindergarten according to that thing. Cocaine, it's a helluva drug. \ \ \ \ \ \.~..~..~..~..~..~..~..~..~..~..~... Billy Mays too! Like a retarded K5 lemonparty You should apologize for insulting the intelligence of fools. Even boxes of rocks have a higher IQ than Congress. If con is the opposite of pro, who's surprised that Congress is the opposite of progress? In 1949 the 80th US Congress was nicknamed the "Do Nothing" Congress because they 'only' passed 906 public bills. In 2012 the 112th Congress outdid them by only managing to pass 196 bills. In this Congress, the House of Representatives had the largest number of Republican members, 242, since the 80th Congress. These clowns nearly ruined the credit rating of America they also nearly shut down the government just to keep from giving any money to Planned Parenthood. The 113th Congress had the highest disapproval rating of any US Congress ever. These imbeciles actually did shutdown the government because, well, because Ted Cruz thought it would be a good idea. Oops. Their approval rating dropped to 10%, the lowest in history. 21 Members of the House and 1 Senator had no educational degree beyond a high school diploma. No telling what we can expect from the 114th. Or rather NOT expect. The 2014 elections gave the Republicans control of both houses of Congress. But even with that they continue having a difficult time making decisions. I don't know why . . . get re-elected? It's very simple. It is called gerrymandering. Seats are apportioned based on the 2010 Census. The republicans used their influence in key states to redraw the district maps in a way that makes some seats "safe". That means that they are rigged so that the incumbent can not lose an election. These key legislators have no accountability and wield considerable influence. Yeah but republicans eat babies Yeah but Republicans are so gay U Mad bro? Those "Make $$$ in Your Spare Time" emails do not count as job offers. LOL They're too busy creating it for themselves You should spend more time working on your artistic talents then you could create your own money yourself. Nothing else compares to that sense of pride you get when you ink that first home made Benjamin. Obviously you don't belong there You just can't walk into a thing like that and start waving your Crawcock around. It doesn't matter if you are correct or whatever. If you are not organizing it then you play by their rules, shut up, be respectful and play with others. if you do not want to play by their rules then do not attend. It is not your responsibility to babysit the attendees. It doesn't matter that they are 25. They are over the age of consent they are responsible for their own shit. If they feel like broadcasting shit to Russia and China well, that is on them. Sure, you can advise. But it's not your place to run shit. If you want to do that then plan your own startup weekend and do it like you want. People have different priorities than you do. Some people like twitter even if you don't. I would advise you to just stay the fuck away from the event all together. It will just be frustrating for both you and everyone else. Or Not. Go, make a scene, run around and shut off the power to keep the building from exploding, act like a nutjob and ruin the entire event for everyone. Make the news and then stalk the reporter that covers it. Seriously, then write it all up for the entertainment of your fellow kurons. It will give us something to talk about. That crazy Crawford, what ever will he think of next! No, I defer to Dr Griffith and Dr Blastar They are both far more versed in the study of Crawfordology. I am merely a hobbyist. I simply prefer to catch them, place them in my killing jar and then pin them to my spreading board for display. No good deed goes unpunished Look at Snowden, look at Manning. If you are going to do that kind of thing then you have to accept that you will catch shit for it. The Molly Youngs are going to come for you. You are going to be crucified dawg. If you go in expecting to be the HERO and get justice and be lauded then you have already failed. Damn the torpedoes, but remember, they will be shooting back. It's the price you pay. Take anyone for that matter The people that get the 'attaboys', the glory, the accolades, whatever. They are all team players. They work within the system, they respect the status quo. They excel but they do so in a way that is socially acceptable. On the other hand those that follow their own principles, the ones that buck the system, the ones that seek change are never respected. Well, maybe years after they are dead perhaps. When it is obvious to everyone that the change they brought about is better. They are always alone. Often ridiculed. But it doesn't matter, because they follow their code regardless. Like I was using Snowden as an example. You know Obama didn't invite him to the Whitehouse. Give him a handshake and a pat on the back and thank him for his service to the country. Thank him for shining a light on the corruption and secrecy, the spying of our own citizens. No, he had the Justice Department file three felony charges against him. He equated the man with a terrorist giving aid and comfort to our enemies. He wanted to have him apprehended and sent to Gitmo. Dude had to give up everything, even the love of his life and flee to Russia just to survive. For guys like that the knowledge that they are doing the right thing has to be its own reward. They sure ain't going to get any medals from anyone else. LISTEN UP PEOPLE Man cannot have any affect on the environment whatsoever. We are tiny cogs in the great gear of Mother Earth, grinding away until we are but dust. Case in point. Not so very long ago we, (mankind) literally dumped like a Great Lakes worth of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico. And it's perfectly fine! Hell it is cleaner today than it ever was. And just to prove it we have already sunk another dozen deep water wells just like it! No problems! Mother Nature is a wonderful and miraculous thing. Just like a woman, if she is legitimately raped, then her body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. And any CO2 or other gases we might "accidentally" release into the environment, well good old nature has a way of cleaning that up also. It's the great mystery of life. Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You missed the sarcasm tag I assume I was referencing Sen Todd Akin's ignorant remarks about how women couldn't get pregnant if they were 'legitimately' raped. And if you think that the Gulf is 'recovered' from the Deepwater Horizon incident, well then let me invite you to a nice steaming plate of fine Gulf shrimp and crawfish. You know the oil makes them so much easier to peel, the skin just sloughs right off the meat! you have heard the Wilhelm Scream It is like the stock scream when someone falls off a cliff or a train or building or whatever in the movies. It's that classic AAAAAAIIIIIIYYYYEEEEEE! Most famous was the dude in Indiana Jones where the rope bridge broke. They dub that shit in. It's the most famous fucking scream ever. I don't know about my ancestors But most of my family are rednecks so yes, there is quite a dearth of erudite thought. It's mostly, "Hey Jimmy-bob, seen you got that there new truck. Really like the Mossy Oak paint job!" "Yep, I got the four by package and they threw the cow horns in free a charge. Just got back from Walmart. Picked up a bed full of ammo. I hear tell that Obarma done going to make bullets illegal again." "Yeah that nigger gonna sell us all out to the Iranians. Guess we better learn how to speak that sand language. What do they call that, what the Iranians speak?" "Sand Niggergerian I reckon. One of them there African languages.' "Is them Iranians from Africa?" 'Yeah, you dumbass. Where do you think? They live over there in East Africa somewheres around that there Sarah Ann Desert. Didn't you take Geography in school?" "Hell yeah, two or three times." I have read that the idea of early people thinking the Earth was flat is pretty much a myth. Even the Indian cultures in North and South America were aware that the Earth was round. It is believed that the Chinese probably knew the Earth was round and most likely the Persians also knew the Earth was round. For one thing the Moon is readily visible and was an important part of early life. The moon is quite obviously round. For another thing anyone who lived near the ocean, for example the Mediterranean. Or in any area with large flat expanses was intuitively aware that the world was round. Because objects far out to sea or at a distance in the desert say, as they approached first you would see the top of the object and gradually the rest of it would come into view. This only made sense if the Earth was a sphere. AFAIK only religious institutions insisted that the Earth was flat. Long before Columbus, the Greeks and Romans tried to compute the diameter of the Earth using shadows cast by tall rods at noon. Now, the one thing that early man was mistaken about for several thousand years is that most people assumed that the Earth was the center of the universe and that the moon, sun and all the planets revolved around it. I'm no physicist but even I know that it has nothing to do with humans or consciousness or any of that messy BS. It is the observer. Which is to say when a measurement is made. The thought experiment includes a human that physically opens the box and observes or "measures" the cat. But just like any such you cannot get caught up in either the cat or the scientist. These are all just proxies meant to illustrate the paradox. And paradox it is. That is it is a situation that is self-contradictory. It is a failure in QM. It's just that it is such a mind-bender that people forget what it is all about in the first place. Even Einstein thought it was ridiculous. What one needs to take away is that the cat is not a "proof" but a refutation. It is an indication that more work needs to be done. It is a glitch in the Matrix, a bug in the program. Happy National Beer Day! It sounds like one of those made up holidays, but National Beer Day came into being on April 7, 1933. Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt had taken the first step toward ending Prohibition. For the first time in 13 years, people were allowed to buy and sell beer, as long as it had less than 4 percent alcohol by volume. Some bars are giving Happy Hour prices all day today. A few are even providing "notes' for those who decide to take off from work in order to celebrate. You may also want to take this opportunity to mark your calendar for May 11-15. If you didn't know that is American Craft Beer Week. "That's when the craft beer industry has some pomp and circumstance around the beer," he said. "We'll have events and tastings during that. We get a whole week instead of just a day!" says Jim Massoni, president and chief executive officer of Florida Beer Co. Bottoms up people! Problem the first kind English mother fucker. Do you speak it? Problem the second K5 this is broke we are hmmmm? indifferent we are money implies commitment commitment leads to hate hate leads to the dark side Bud Light with Lime There is a special place in hell for the guy that created that. Right next to the Clamato and all these Beertinis or Beer-o-Ritas they started selling in the local grocery store. Sunday Morning in the South Blue Laws And it doesn't only apply to aLcoLoL. One would be amazed at the types of merchandise unavailable for sale on Sunday. Dry vs Wet In my town we have a lot of Hardcore Baptists. If they had their way the entire county would be dry. However this is also a college town. So what happens is, one side of town is wet. The side of town where the school is. There are a number of bars and pubs along the street near the main entrance of the university. On the other side of town where the golf course and most of the older generation live it is dry as a bone. Myself, I live on the North side where all the correction facilities, law enforcement and donut shops are. It's semi wet. By that I mean there are no bars or clubs and no liquor stores but one can purchase beer to consume off premises. The State of the Union is United in Foolishness. READY [ ] Look at the bright side When you get ready to retire you can move to nearly anyplace other than the Left Coast and live out your Golden Years as a mother fucking KING! "God damn, this five bedroom ranch house with five acres and a pool/spa cost the same as a sublet in a porta-potty back in Cali!" Romance They were tired of living and wanted to spend eternity together. He did her then took himself out and now they are together throughout eternity. Such a sweet story. Reminds me of that couple Lela and Raymond Howard, a few years back. They were both suffering from numerous ailments. Their lives had become a routine. Get up, take meds, visit the doctor, eat a bite, watch TV, go to bed. They weren't even able to work in their garden anymore or piddle in his shop. They were scheduled to go to a family function at the Pioneer Day Festival in Temple Tx. That morning they had their suitcases on the bed, toiletries laid out. They never finished packing. Some time early that morning they got in their vehicle and left. Leaving the suitcases, the toiletries, the medicines. They were seen later that day in Temple at an ice cream shop. Witnesses said they were animated, talking, holding hands, smiling and laughing. They never arrived at the family function. Credit card records show they stopped for gas. And late in the afternoon they pulled into a cafe and enjoyed a nice meal. The waitress there said they seemed happy and left a good sized tip. By this time their son had visited the house as it was usually their habit to call him before they took any trip out of town. But they had not called him nor had they left any note. Left behind were the half-packed suitcases. Food and water had been left out for their pet cats. Otherwise the house was left in perfect condition. The beds were made, dishes were washed and the trash was taken out. The son called the authorities and reported them missing. A silver alert was issued for the couple. Late in the evening an Arkansas state trooper pulled them over for speeding and a bad tail light. The silver alert had not yet propagated so far east and so he simply wrote them a citation and let them proceed on their way. The location that they were pulled over was quite near the town where Lela had grown up. They had met there when Raymond had been attending a school while in the service. They were very familiar with the area. That was the last time they were seen. It was summer. Several searches were done with both helicopters and dogs but no sign was found. Later, as winter moved in a pair of boys hiking in the area came across the wreckage of a car at the bottom of a cliff. At that point the road made a curve and on the other side was a deep draw. The wreck had been covered during the summer by brush and high grass so it was very well hidden. Inside was the remains of an elderly man and woman. An investigation confirmed that the deceased were in fact Lela and Raymond. All indications were they died immediately on impact. It appeared from examination that they hadn't even used the brakes. They practically drove the car straight off the cliff into the draw at relatively high speed. The story made the news and the group Fastball even wrote a song about it. That is a very nice summary of Insurance but has nothing whatsoever to do with forecasting weather. I didn't get that. He said that Goldman Sachs manages risk by taking out insurance. Then he says that you can't manage the risk of an incorrect weather prediction in the same way. As far as I can tell he makes no judgement as to the wrongness or rightness of either arbitrage or insurance. Rather he is pointing out that the author of the article, Nate Silver, is using a flawed analogy to describe weather forecasting. I understand that Mr Bladder is often quite annoying but in this instance I am in agreement with his statement. a fav topic of his Oh absolutely, Mr Bladder is generally antagonistic to any institution or individual that has any money whatsoever. I think because they don't freely share with him. I kind of think that is what he really means by 'scarcity'. The fact that they have shit and he doesn't. I don't think I have met anyone with a greater sense of entitlement. Nothing you say makes any sense. Economics applies to certain activities and only those activities. Certainly you can link to people that claim their economic theory applies to all types of things but that doesn't make them correct any more than chemists trying to make analogies tying market transactions to chemical reactions. It's the age old idea that if what you have is a hammer then every problem becomes a nail. They can scream and yell all they like but just being loud doesn't constitute proof of position. Anyone who claims otherwise can be safely ignored. They are no more correct than the learned physicians diagnosing patients based on the excess or deficiency of humours. I'm certain that in their day they too could prove that all diseases and disabilities were the result of the levels of the four humours in the human body. How on Earth would the study of production, distribution and consumption of goods and services have anything whatsoever to do with atmospheric processes? No First of all your mathematical theorems have no place in the discussion. It isn't that they are right or wrong it is just that it is the wrong domain. Human choices have naught to do with the weather. That is governed by different processes. Even if we concede that human activity has an effect on weather the Free Market Theorems do not apply for the very same reasons that you use to define a Free Market. Those very definitions that you have used to show how what we, the non-economists think of as a free market is NOT in truth a Free Market. So even though your axioms are true, attempting to use them in weather forecasting is like trying to weigh an elephant using a protractor. As for the belief in excess and deficiencies of humors causing disease, well, no that was not the best model they had. In those days they didn't apply the scientific method. People like Aristotle would just sit around and think about shit and come up with things that made sense to them. They used to treat things like schizophrenia by sticking an ice pick through your eye socket and into the prefrontal lobe then moving it around vigorously. They had no idea what they were doing just that the patient seemed calmer afterwards (because he had been violently lobotomized) but there wasn't anything like what we would think of as a 'model'. I mean they just figured the human body was made out of the four basic elements. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. So you have a quick temper? Obviously you have too much fire in you so lets force feed you a cask full of cold water and that should fix you right up! The definition of Economics is the study of production, distribution and consumption of goods and services. So in that domain your theorems and math are perfectly valid and useful. But taking those same theorems and applying them in other domains would be folly. No matter how correct they are, no matter how useful they are. Just like a hammer is a wonderful tool for driving a nail. It is a simple, elegant and powerful. But then you start using it on screws. Well it sort of works. And then you start applying it to more things with varying degrees of success until one day you try to repair your laptop with the hammer. Now the hammer hasn't changed. It is still correct. It is still a simple, elegant and powerful tool. But it doesn't make any sense to apply it to your laptop. Just let me clear something up here before we get way off on the wrong foot. Engineer or not, you seem to be well versed in Economic theory. Much more than I am for sure. Some things you say I'm not sure I agree with them but I'm willing to concede the point. My one and only problem is that lately you seem to have been tying everything to economic theory and in particular the FREE MARKET. I can only speak for myself but all this FREE MARKET business is beginning to sound like trane going on about Basic Income and challenges. Furthermore, you may be entirely correct and certainly technically correct as far as saying that what we, the common person, thinks of as a FREE MARKET really isn't. That's cool. However, the general consensus is that the FREE MARKET is this broken thing that we deal with every day. Now you may be trying to educate us that it is NOT, by definition a FREE MARKET. Unfortunately, it isn't going to make any difference. I have drawn the same parallel between the term HACKER and CRACKER. Now most nerds know that HACKERS are neither good or evil they just explore systems and discover new and interesting ways to use those systems. CRACKERS on the other hand tend to exploit systems for their own gain. Now many people tried and tried to educate people that HACKERS did not equal CRACKERS but in the end it didn't matter. And nowadays people equate the term HACKER with someone looking to fuck shit up. In the same way what people think of when the term FREE MARKET is mentioned is something quite different than what you describe. That is what causes the problem when you say, "Hey the free market is wonderful and will solve all our problems" and we respond with, "Dude what crack have you been smoking? The Free Market anally raped me and left me bleeding in the ally after it stole my wallet." Just because he makes the analogy doesn't mean anything. Ron Jeremy could make the analogy that economics are like his dick. That doesn't mean anything. That is what I was saying. Some people fall in love with their theories so much they start to apply them to things for which they are ill suited. and it isn't just economics. I hear all the time people trying to fit the theories that work well in the domains with which they are familiar to other things for which they are ill suited. For example, something we hear quite often is politicians saying that government budgets are the same as a household budget. Now, I'm not even going to get into your ideas about deficits don't matter and all that shit. However, it is quite obvious to any intelligent person that the government budget is quite different from Joe Sixpacks household budget. But that is a false analogy that is often brought forward. Happy Passover Hope you got lambs blood. Well the bastards were wrong as fuck Said it was going to be sunny 84F and it was fucking raining 56F. In Texas there are only three seasons, Hot as Fuck, Cold as Hell, and What the Fuck. The one GOOD thing about the weather here is if you don't like it just wait a few minutes and it will change. You seem to have great difficulty with Natural Language yourself. Constantly correcting your own posts. So much friction! If it was as robust, flexible and self-correcting as you claim then you should never have to correct yourself. How could a computer begin to cope? Now, go ahead and make some disparaging reply concerning my age and call me an idiot or dimwit. Don't forget to alter my username to something creative and witty like TDILDO. Then be sure and blame me for being an Ignorant Mother Fucker too blind and complacent in my privilege to be able to recognize the golden unicorn which only you can see. Wow, I just realized . . . Microsoft turned 40 yo today HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICROSOFT almost too late but I still have 45min Thank goodness Bill didn't take a left turn at Albuquerque! What's up, Docx? LOL Can you even imagine what life would be like today if Microsoft had never existed? Can you even comprehend a world without MS-DOS or Windows or Office? EMBRACE EXTEND EXTINGUISH Yeah, everybody wants to beat up on MS but seriously, The partnership of MS and Intel was the L.C.D. that helped bring computing to the masses. If it had been left up to JOBS, jesus! I think the state of the art would still be something like a LISA for like five grand or so. Share how Microsoft saved YOUR life and fulfilled you as a person. MS does the Dad dance Mid-Life Crisis? Bill Gates: What matters most now is what we do next The Highs (Windows XP) and the Lows (ME Clippy Bob) Something most regular users don't realize But Microsoft has always provided metric fucktons of resources for developers. Many fantastic technologies have been made available that just never really caught on, mainly because of neck beard paranoia. If only MS had of been a bit more proactive with security. Even still, a lot of neat ideas just never gained traction. And then PC Gaming. It just wouldn't be the same if we had to leave it up to Apple or any UNIX variant. Price wise and customization wise. the Free Market is the most likely source I am really unsure if you include Govt sponsored research as part of the Free Market or not. I don't want to get into that again with you. But just talking about research that is profit motivated vs research that is not, like NASA and DARPA and similar. I think the really revolutionary innovations are going to come out of the pure research rather than profit focused research. Research done in the expectation of return on investment seems focused on short term goals and often neglects interesting discoveries that look difficult to market. Pure research though has given us many breakthroughs. However, you are absolutely correct that the avg Joe getting a Basic Income is unlikely to come up with the GUT. Nor is that the intention of UBI. Anyway I'm not arguing with you, I also think that your comment is quite good. My buddy was asking me about bitcoin Friday. He read in the WSJ about the Silk Road investigating agents stealing bitcoin. I told him how to get a wallet and send me the code and I would send him some to play with. Maybe more people will start getting interested with all this press. He told me he called his banker and asked about it but the bank guy said he had never even heard of it. Simulations I understand the secret service is getting ready to drop a few mil on a duplicate Whitehouse for training purposes. A realistic holosuite would be quite cost effective. Not only could it be used to simulate the actual Whitehouse (I'm assuming TNG level of VR of course) but when not employed as such it could serve as a VR of different Insurgent Headquarters, private villas of rebel leaders, Hijacked Aircraft, etc. Of course I realize that this is all fantasy. But if we were able to invent holodeck level VR technology imagine the savings compared to physical mockups! Says the man with no pot to piss in nor window to throw it out of. Watch out, we got us an Internet BadAss over here Except AIDS And how lazy and unproductive are you? I understand you have had a hard and difficult life but others have it just as difficult and often even more difficult. For fuck's sake! I ain't the one screaming for free shit For the most part I do what everyone else does, try to make a living, try to keep the wife happy, visit my friends, spend time with my dad, spoil my granddaughter, fuck around on the internet, play video games, drink a little, toke a little, eat as much BBQ and Mexican food as I can. Try to stay out of trouble. But I tell you what I don't do is toke up in the library toilet like a fucking moron or wait around for a god damn government issued robot slave, a basket full of free money and an hour in virtual reality. Fuck you back parasite. The world would be neither better nor worse off without you as it is quite indifferent to your existence altogether. I'm certain you make your parents quite proud They probably always dreamed of having a crack head bum for a son. I imagine your father went to bed every night hating himself for not leaving you in that crusty sock. I assume he's killed himself by now from the shame and humiliation. If wishes were horses then beggars would ride Mr Bladder is no different from the bums of a century ago. They too complained about how the "Bulls" were keeping them down and how unfair the world was. How they were smarter than the sheep because they had figured it all out. That work was for suckers and they were better than that. Absolutely convinced while they drank their cheap wine and rotgut, dressed in rags and living out of a boxcar. I'm glad you posted this I had typed a reply earlier but deleted it because why bother? i really wish EBladder would stop advocating Basic Income. I think UBI is a wonderful idea and actually believe that we as a society will be forced to implement some form of UBI to correct the growing issue of wealth inequality. It is no longer a fringe issue either as the disparity between the wealth of a very small percentage of the population and EVERYONE else continues to grow. However Mr Bladder is like the Cheech & Chong advocate for marijuana legalization. He is a walking example of every criticism of UBI made flesh. He goes on about challenges yet to my knowledge he absolutely refuses to engage in any challenges himself. He can't even rise to the challenge of doing the work required for the MOOCs for which he volunteers! Instead wanting the answers given to him. That is the thing, he wants his Basic Income and free money but expects others to do the hard work of which he also expects to benefit. For example he doesn't want to help design and construct a holodeck. He just wants other people to design and build it for him and SOON so that he can take advantage of it. I cannot imagine anyone who feels more entitled. For one thing you parasite I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I grew up in the god damn desert with nothing. I joined the Navy and I worked hard for what I have. I didn't just lay around wishing for handouts. I made shit happen. You say I lie but you have bitched on more than one occasion how unfair it was that the teacher or the other students wouldn't just give you the answers. You say you have completed more MOOCs and what have you done with that knowledge? Mostly it seems you come here and talk about how your professors are idiots and hand waving and making it all up to be mean. You demonstrate time and again how ignorant you remain yet you call ME the Ignorant Motherfucker. You say I have never been challenged. HA. I have sought out challenge. I don't WANT to be bored sitting around with my thumb up my ass. I make shit happen. In another comment you spoke about living in your car for two years. See I would not accept that. I would find some way to improve my situation, to raise myself up out of that condition. You are the parasite, You are the dimwit. You are the fool and the bum that wants everything handed to you. You are the weak one that would rather escape to wilderness than take on the challenge of improving your life. There are many many hard luck cases on this website. People that have literally lost all that was most important to them. Some couldn't handle it and took a hike. Others worked through the pain and the loss and found a way to live. Some are even today struggling to make it through. But they arent crying for the government to bail them out or for some imaginary holodeck or robot army to put them on their feet. They are doing what they can with what they have. But not you, no you just say Fuck it! Government needs to give me free money and a robot slave and a holodeck so I can be by myself and live in my fantasy world. Even when you talk about suicide you want the government to provide a free and pleasant method. Someone seriously needs to slap some god damn common sense into that thick skull of yours. You are deluded from all that crack and weed you smoke I guess. You call my existence pathetic but I have a family and friends that love and care about me. I have colleagues that respect me. I don't live in a mansion or drive a greyhound sized rv like you seem to think. I am not financially "rich" either in any sense of the word. But I am rich with the people that are in my life. Yeah, I am an Ignorant Mother Fucker all right. I'm pretty god damn stupid. I barely know my ass from a hole in the ground. But I ain't no lazy ass bum that is for god damn sure. progressive income taxes Recently I read an argument about doing away with income taxes and redoing sales tax in a way that would exempt more items that are required to live and a much larger burden on luxuries and non-essentials. They argued that a millionaire isn't really a millionaire if he lives in a shack and keeps his money in a mattress. On the other hand most people that have money tend to buy multiple nice houses, have several cars, jewelry and that. I'm not sure that would really work, just the guy made a good case. I know enough to realize that it is really complicated since taxes act as a deterrent to behaviour. I don't have a problem with people making lots of money. However I do think that people who receive a greater benefit from society have a greater responsibility to society in return. And the current situation where someone like say, Mitt Romney pays a significantly smaller proportion of his income in taxes than his secretary is just wrong. Oh well, it's late (or early) and I'm kind of toasted, my filters aren't in and I'm probably talking out my ass. I can imagine re-reading some of my comments later today and doing a facepalm. Happy Easter procrasti, hopefully the Resurrection Bunny leaves you an egg basket full of bitcoins and blow. Well it involves Big Data so . . . my guess is it is a database for your gay porn collection? Stone Pillow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLpYKWocylI Actually I would not want to be young nor beautiful. I wouldn't mind being middle age again. Thirty to forty, well hell, thirty to fifty even is probably the best time of life. I worked hard to get as good looking as I am today. The one thing I would like more than great looks is to be free of pain. Getting old HURTS. It hurts to wake up, hurts walking around, hurts bending over, etc. etc. I don't mind my gray hair or really anything about getting older except for the constant nagging aches. That's pretty rough I imagine sleeping is the worst part. There is no way you could really get a good night rest sleeping in a vehicle. That would make every other aspect of life even more difficult. Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream. So yes, evidently they do let homosexuals indulge in ice cream. I'm sorry you have been denying yourself that simple pleasure. Now you can enjoy yourself a nice bowl after you get DP'd by your boyfriends. Isn't life grand? Whose creamer are you stealing? If you think an imaginary blow job is great You should try the real thing. I'm surprised you haven't got one of your Jr High School girlfriends to blow you already. But yeah I can imagine how scary those braces probably look to you. But, I've never had that problem I am going to assume that you have never had that problem because you are not a rapist. Correct me if I'm wrong. Maybe if you're bad at sex, and the woman didn't really like it, she'll come at you the next day with rape allegations... like a defence for if she regrets it. That is a terrible thing to say. Rape is a real thing and not just something women use against men in retaliation for 'bad sex'. Dude, that isn't something to worry about Even these days, the stigma and shame of rape is not something a women is going to go through just because the guy didn't live up to her expectations. Think about it. If you went out and got drunk, and then the next day you woke up with five bucks and a sore asshole would you be willing to go to the cops and say you were raped? Would you maybe just keep it quite and push the incident deep down and forget it ever happened? Same thing with women. Most rapes go unreported. I understand you had a "friend". But that bitch was nuts. Like you say she had done that before. You can't extrapolate her behaviour to the rest of female society. On the other hand I can understand why you might have a poor view of women due to the types of women you hang around with. But all women aren't like those whores. No, you are more likely to get ripped off after a night of drunken sex than you are to be charged with rape for poor performance. "He's a smart guy that Rick I think he can see into the future. He told me that my butt might hurt for a couple days. . . And it did!" WARNING Link contains music by Deadmau5 In the article It says "... rape is primarily motivated by sexual urges." Everything I have read or heard says that rape is not about sex but rather power and control. The whole thing sounds like a bunch of men talking about something they know little about. Kind of like Conservative Politicians discussing women's issues. "First of all, from what I understand from doctors, that's really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." - Rep Todd Akin I have a Kickstarter for a messaging system Called Stroker. With Stroker you can share messages called "strokes" with your friends across the globe. You reply to strokes with your own 'Reacharounds' so that the entire community is constantly trading strokes and reacharounds. And if someone is offline you can alert them to a stroke using the FIST protocol. So you say you're busy you can tell your friend Hey buddy, Fist me later then you can stroke me and I'll give you a reacharound. Reminds me of that scene in Clerks Death Star Contractors I remember also back around that time a bunch of vids with Star Wars characters. Like there was a episode of COPS only with Imperial Stormtroopers and then even a fucking Clerks only it was like a convenience store on the Death Star. Some fucking shit. LOL! The fucking button killed reddit Reddit keeps giving me the OW! Our servers are all busy error. I think it is because of the fucking button. fuckers keep pressing the bastard. reddit, When this post is 10 minutes old, a button and timer will become active at /r/thebutton. The timer will count down from 60 seconds. If the button is pressed the timer will reset to 60 seconds and continue counting down. Only users logged into accounts created before 2015-04-01 can press the button. You may only press the button once. We can't tell you what to do from here on out. The choice is yours. I hate April Fools Day. Too many god damn fools. United and otherwise. Me too. I did that Jimmy Kimmel prank. Where you wait til your buddy takes that first sip of morning coffee and just as they get a good swig you smile big and mischievous like and say, "April Fools!". LOL Then you go like, 'So that coffee tastes pretty good huh?' That was good for a few moments of hilarity. (ASIDE) OMG. The fucking News at Noon is showing fucking YouTube videos that I saw yesterday on Facebook. Jesus Christ this country is going to shit. I don't know why but in my mind's eye when I think trane I see Butters from South Park. Even his comments and diaries I read in Butters' voice. (y) TDILLO Likes your post (y) is facebook code for the "thumbs up" emoji. Such silly girls! What were they thinking? For example, this chick Margie WTF? Like what in the world does she think she is doing? She would be much more comfortable picking out china patterns I'm certain. Or little Gracie Hopper. You know Math is just too hard for such a pretty thing. She needs to be sewing booties. And of course young Anna. What a waste to have such a sweet thing stressing over Science and Technology when she could be taking her offspring to soccer practice in her mini-van. But they didn't send one to you did they? Fucking scarcity thinking! They should send one to everybody. an Islamic Corporation that follows Sharia law That would seem logical, however, I assure you that no such thing will be allowed. This law is to protect white, christian, pro-life, anti-gay business only. It's written for the Tea-Party, by the Tea-Party. It means Republicans want the US to become a Theocracy. One nation under God. As long as it is a gay hating, pro-life, racist, christian God. Religion belief trumps Law. (but don't let what Blastar says fool you. Muslim, Hindu, Wiccan DO NOT apply!) Also you are witnessing the rise of the corporatocracy. First SCOTUS granted corporations Free Speech. This grants corporations Freedom of Religion. Soon they will be granted all the other rights enjoyed by citizens. Meanwhile those same rights will be restricted for citizens. For our own good, for our safety, for the children. It's like that one woman politician said in her campaign the other day, "The ability to get people to donate money is more important than the ability to get people to vote." Tdillo is just angry I am not angry. And you are quite incorrect that this protects everyone. But believe what you like. All that ruckus going on your way is just the law enforcement community exercising their religious belief in cracking nigger skulls. Whatever you say dude. It just puzzles me why, if these laws are such a good thing protecting everybodies religious beliefs, are all these businesses, organizations, individuals, etc. all upset about it? Maybe you need to send an email out and explain it to them how this is such a good and righteous thing? It's a good thing we have smart men like yourself to show us the error of our thinking. The world needs more stand up guys like yourself to lead us forward. I know right? All these idiots just knee-jerking, all these corporate leaders and legislators and other high powered individuals talking out their ass! All they have to do is RTFM, amirite? You're a fucking genius dude. Clearly you are more knowledgeable than they are and it's just a shame that folks don't acknowledge your superior intellect. I am in awe of your legalistic brilliance Obviously no one has even gone so far as to read the relief provision including the Second, Eighth, Ninth, and D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals! Those idiots! It is very strange how the argument is framed They keep talking on tv about not being allowed to eat somewhere. Or being forced to take pictures at a wedding you don't support. That's stupid. I don't know why they bring that up. One place I worked (as a teen) we had a policy that we reserved the right to refuse service to anyone. Similar to the no shoes no shirt no service sign. There were times when that policy had to be invoked. Nobody got sued for discrimination or anything. Where the Indiana law and others can cause real problems is like if I own rental property and refuse to rent to wiccans because they practice witchcraft. Or if I am a credit company that refuses to loan money to a couple because I found out they are pro-choice. Look dude. You can peddle your bullshit all you want. People much smarter than you have been laying out what this law does and doesn't allow. BOTH conservatives AND liberals. The only people who support this law are bigots and extreme right wing nutjobs. Even Gov Pence is aware of what this law does and doesn't do. That's why he couldn't answer Yes or No to a direct question by George Stephanopoulos. Very powerful, influential, intelligent people are writing to the various State Governors to veto similar bills. So, when you continue to deny that this law was created for the sole purpose to allow discrimination then you become simply a TOOL. Further you expose your own ignorance much like your other stooge buddy who constantly harpos on about Laws of Thermodynamics being "made up" and all that other bullshit. Now, you want to make a fool of yourself then be my guest. I don't know why you would choose to do so. Perhaps this is your idea of an elaborate troll. I dunno. So why are these companies pulling out and refusing to continue to do business there in order to protect their employees? Don't tell me these multimillion dollar companies which employ armies of lawyers don't understand what the law does and doesn't do. That you, a disabled man reading some heavily biased right-wing propaganda and wikipedia articles are smarter than the people that run these companies? Screaming it doesn't do this and it doesn't do that when clearly it does indeed. The Gov himself couldn't categorically deny that the law did not allow discrimination. But as I said. There is criticism by both sides not just progressives. We are not now nor have we ever been close to losing our religious freedom. In fact what we are seeing is a religious minority forcing their religious views on the majority and that is wrong. I'm pretty sure you are trolling now and having a wonderful time doing so. People who mistook you for Glenn Beck were more prescient than they could possibly have imagined. The entire law provides for discrimination Just because you deny it doesn't make it so. I'm going to continue to agree with those who make a living in interpreting law as to what this law means over a random troll on the internet. Yes I did read the law. Not the Wikipedia version either but THE ACTUAL Law at in.gov. I already explained to you that the entire law provides for discrimination. There is not one clause within the law that does so but the entirety of it. You know that. You're just trolling. This is a troll and i am biting. But go ahead and reply so you can claim the LAST WORD but I assure you that I will bite no longer. I have explained my position and the position of others. You choosing to deny it does not make you right. You can deny the sun will rise tomorrow, that it is merely an illusion but rise it will and your tinny voice on a fringe website will not change that fact one iota. Sorry, I had shit to do and wasn't able to listen to the news today. Unfortunately I don't get disability and am unable to spend all day watching tv and fucking around on the net. fools cannot build Rome Don't feel bad though, they seem to have done alright with Florida. Former CFO making 200k$ /yr Now homeless, unemployed and on Food Stamps because of a pro-gay rights video he made that went viral. INTERNETS: SERIOUS BUSINESS BREAKING: Twitter destroys another career Trevor Noah's Tweet Controversy Trevor Noah is scheduled to become the new host of The Daily Show as Jon Stewart steps down You write pretty well. When you're not trolling. You can do as well as Lil Debbie. You have a good imagination that is certain. Well at least you have your disability income. At least until Republicans take it away and give it to their big money donors anyways. Then you can get together with the other two stooges and frolic together in the wilderness. Happily Ever After. Distrowatch started early With a report that systemd devs Lennart Poettering and Ivan Gotyaovoich had forked the Linux kernel. The pranksters had gone so far as to include a copy of their kernel source-tree within the systemd Git repository on GitHub under the account name systemdaemon. Remember when rusty made K5 look like Metafilter and vice versa? That seems so long ago now. Hell that was back when Crawford actually shipped software. Jimmy Kimmel had a suggestion for a good prank on his show last night. He said as your friend or co-worker or whatever sits down with their morning cuppa, just as they take a sip you smile at them and say "April Fools!". They'll think you fucked with their coffee. Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, he had the band Van Halen on last night and they'll perform again tonite. They blocked off Hollywood Blvd for the kickoff to their reunion tour. Fuck man, it was sad. David Lee Roth is up there looking like he's fucking bald. He was gyrating his geriatric hips. I don't see him doing his trademark jump in the air and do a split anymore. Fucker liable to break a hip. Eddie was actually the best looking one of the bunch. And he could still hit the licks. Even still I have actually heard better from kids doing covers on YouTube. Alex looks like he is ready to join that other bunch of senior rockers Aerosmith. He is so god damn ugly it doesn't matter how old he is. So what kind of shit will you pull today? Oh and BTW, How did you know I was a Nigga? Nigga When I first heard of the incident I thought maybe it was you and trane pulling some kind of weird homosexual Thelma & Louise stunt to prove your undying love for one another. What does this look like? A Genius Bar? You were probably holding it wrong. Insurance reasons If a passenger hurt themselves walking to the terminal the airport insurance carrier would not cover them and therefore leave the airport and possibly the airline open to a huge lawsuit. Was your dad a shellback or a wog? You know what is worse? Them niggers never tip for shit! But they want that iced-tea glass refilled every five minutes. But as an Indiana Restaurateur I can deal with that. What I cannot have is them gays in here leaving their AIDS on the dishes and silverware! I don't think that shit comes off in the dishwasher! I have to throw them out every time and that adds up! God Bless Governor Mike Pence! Are they gay? Are you gay? Transgendred? Then you all best keep your faggot asses out of Indiana. Gov. Mike Pence will not put up with your fairy ass Sodomite behaviour any longer! He will teach you queer folk the true meaning of Hoosier Hospitality right up in your ass. Ah, so you're still in the closet then. Just like the Republican Caucus of the Indiana Legislature and Gov. Mike Pence. You know how I like them tight white boys . . . And so you're back from outer space. I just logged in to find you with that stupid look upon your face. I should've changed that stupid login, I should've banned your ISP, if I had known for just one second you'd be back to blog at me. Prohibition I was watching a movie this afternoon with my father. Nevermind what it was, it sucked but Dad likes it so whatever. But the film itself was about hillbillies making moonshine and corrupt cops and gangsters, politicians getting votes and all that. I think there was a love interest in there too, I dunno. Anyway, I was struck by the fact that the moonshine business was very much like the methamphetamine business. There were these rednecks 'cooking' the illegal drug. The end product was contaminated with all manner of adulterants. The industry drew massive retaliation and destruction and seizure of private property by the government. The business generated huge sums of money that attracted ever more sophisticated criminals and contributed to violence and corruption at all levels of society. But after only a few years the prohibition was repealed and now one can purchase alcohol in grocery stores. The 'bootleggers' of that era have been romanticized and become a part of our culture. Obviously it was not the substance itself that was the cause of the problems but rather its status as contraband. Now, don't misunderstand. I am no advocate of the recreational use of meth. Still it is quite clear to me that ANY prohibition on the use of substances by adults is just stupid and wasteful. I know that people jump up and say, "But I have seen the lives of people destroyed by the use of meth, (or cocaine or heroin or any currently illegal drug)" I don't dispute that. But I have seen lives of people destroyed by alcohol or the habitual use of tobacco also. But these things are legal and we have programs in place to deal with the problems. What about the lives destroyed by gambling or religion. Any thing that is taken to an extreme can be dangerous. And it is a greater danger when that substance or activity is made illegal and becomes beyond the reach of rational social systems to deal with it outside of law enforcement. We need to stop treating adults as children. We need to repeal all laws that are based on "morality". If you choose to engage in hiring a sex worker then as an adult you should be free to do so with out risk and having the same expectation of safety as you do when ordering a hamburger at McDonalds. That is not to say that we don't get bad burgers sometimes, but we have regulations to take care of that and hold those responsible accountable. Nothing is perfect in this world and trying to make it so is ridiculous. But simply banning an activity does not make it go away and may, like prohibition and alcohol, lead to even greater problems. Same with crack or weed or whatever. Slap a warning label on it, tax it and let the individual choose. Better that than forcing these idiots into smoking "Bath Salts" and then going out to chew on someone else's face. It's not about where the activity takes place It is the completely unregulated nature of the industry. If you don't have to have your corn-likker inspected for quality then you can mix it with horse urine and anti-freeze. What are your customers going to do? Turn you into the BBB? Your comment The problem is that once drugs are legalized like alcohol you'll find more people doing them in public at bars or convince stores and while stoned or high will be more likely to commit a crime because their inhibitions will be off. Absolutely ridiculous. Thousands of people right this minute are using drugs and alcohol across the entire GLOBE. Of those only an extremely small percentage will commit a crime. If what you say was even partially true then we would be buried in a sea of alcohol and drug related crime on a global scale. A enormously huge number of people use drugs and alcohol responsibly 24/7/365. Just because you cannot use responsibly is no reason to deny everyone the right to choose for themselves. And further, allowing adults to choose responsibly in no way obligates you to use. And if your "friends" treat you like that then I would suggest you acquire better friends. That is a percentage of people in jail Where are your stats of the people committing crime as a percentage of the entire population of drug and alcohol users? LOL So your argument that because ONE person committed an assault while under the influence then NO ONE should be allowed to use drugs? Had he been home fucking his girlfriend he might not have done that strong arm robbery and assaulted the police officer. Had he not eaten the last slice of pizza he might not have done that strong arm robbery and assaulted the police officer. What are you even saying? You make no sense. The other day a man was driving his Lincoln down I-45 in Houston when he ran over a construction worker. Should we outlaw Lincolns? I'm sorry you find it difficult to find friends. I have heard it said that in order to make friends one must be a friend. A link to an obviously biased source You are becoming tedious. You are still talking about percentage of those already incarcerated. What about the millions and millions of people who are right now enjoying a cold one or a toke? Are they going to all of the sudden turn into alcohol fueled reefer-maddened fiends raping and pillaging across the land? Dude. Give me a break! people on drugs don't ever get violent or do crime I never made that claim. That would be a ridiculous claim. I claim that out of the millions of people who are right now using drugs and or alcohol that only a very tiny percentage are going to be involved with crime. You don't need any studies or statistics for that. It's obvious. You walk into a bar you don't expect folks to be raping and killing and assaulting. People are having a good time. So why can't we let people make their own choices and then if they go and commit a crime then we deal with that? Rather than just saying NO you can't do that period because Blastar thinks you can't be responsible for your own actions. And in addition lets just let the cartels make all this fucking money and let them murder people in the streets and let the govt take your home away from you because your kid had a phat sack in his room. What the fuck? Are you INSANE? Well fucking look out for the bloodthirsty pubescents then! OMG We must ban puberty since it leads to violence and disoriented thinking! Thank you for making my point. I'm glad that you finally agree with me that we don't have to ban a thing in order to control a thing rationally as adults. That isn't proof. You could say the same about us. There could be other creatures higher on the food chain like Yeti or Sasquatch. Maybe we don't believe in them. And in turn their could be creatures even higher than them. etc etc. So according to your proof you have just proved that humans don't exist. Besides, whether or not God has a GOD is irrelevant. He would still be God to you. You can't apply logic to a God. Like asking "Could God create a rock so heavy that He couldn't lift it?" It seems like a nice little trick that dismisses God in an instant. But even a bit of thought shows how nonsensical that is. A being who by definition is supernatural and who controls the very fabric of Spacetime and physical processes. You have no way to either prove or disprove them using any measure available to you. How do you take the measure of a being who can alter your metrics with a will? How can a camel pass through the eye of a needle? For man that is impossible but with God ALL things are possible. No it is not proof. You haven't proved anything. You just are saying that the possibility exists that there may be a more powerful being. That isn't proof that there IS such a being just that there could be. Logic, maths and science are real in all realms. Careful. You realize that even in our OWN universe there have been times when the rules governing our current universe were quite different. Yeah I know that sounds abit like trane but seriously, I'm not coming up with this out of my own head. And further, it isn't known but theorized that there may exist other universes where Logic, math, physics are quite fluid. Basically all I'm saying is that we must remember that "There are more things in heaven and earth than ever dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio." We can't even be absolutely certain about our own reality, filtered as it is through our senses. You should be intuitively aware of that yourself. If it were not so then the introduction of certain chemicals into your bloodstream would not alter your perception of reality so. Now I realize that we rely on the fundamental reality not changing whether or not we are sober or under the influence. However, I must point out that the measurements we make are also filtered through our perceptions. We cannot prove that we do not in fact exist as brains in a jar or sims in a massive computer simulation. I don't believe we are but still we cannot prove beyond all doubt that we are not. Okay, trane. Whatever you say. I don't have any problem with what you say I have a problem with your certainty. I am denying nothing, you are denying. You are stating a certainty that you cannot know. No one does that except for crackpots. Nor am I resorting to ad hominems because I am no longer arguing with you. If you look back upon this thread you will see that it has already devolved to "You are wrong" "No, You are wrong". I find continuing to be tedious. You are convinced and I do not believe anything I say will disabuse you of your conviction. I make a comparison to trane because he also is convinced of his own truth and it is pointless to correct him. repealing them would fix anything Well for one thing it will keep a lot of people out of prison and jail that did nothing more harmful than possess a plant or chemical substance. It would make it more difficult for young people to get ahold of contraband. (NOT IMPOSSIBLE, I know there are many ways for a kid to get beer and cigs if they want) But it would cut into casual use if they had to be carded. Like I spoke about in the main diary it would make drugs and drug use safer. Like in the film they put all kinds of shit in their moonshine. Like what I hear about meth cooks putting shit in their meth or 'stepping on' their product to get more money. You go into a liquor store and buy a bottle of single malt scotch and you are assured that most likely it isn't horse piss and anti-freeze. It would keep people from buying "legal" psuedo drugs. Like Bath Salts and whatever that fake weed shit is that end up fucking a person over even worse than the real shit. Like that guy in FL that ate the dudes face after smoking Bath Salts. And like procrasti said, it would take money from these drug cartels and other hard core criminal elements that use the money to purchase military style weapons to kill people on the streets and to bribe police and public officials. It wouldn't end crime as we know it. Alcohol is legal and we still have people DUI and doing stupid shit but the thing is not EVERYONE that gets drunk or stoned is going to commit a crime. And the majority of people who get drunk or stoned do not commit crimes. Most people do just what you said. They get high or drink in the privacy of their own homes with friends and family or at clubs and bars having a good time and not wanting to hurt anyone. Why should these people be subject to arrest and forfeiture of money and property if they aren't hurting anyone by their actions? Why should these people have to be forced to compromise their safety by dealing with criminals when again they aren't doing harm? Who is the real criminal in this scenario? The people that deny responsible adults to make their own choices and in so doing create a framework for corruption, crime, abuse and death? Or is it the housewife that just wants to snort a line with her girlfriends? It's all upside down insane bizarro world thinking! Okay let me see if I follow Before Prohibition we had rampant alcohol abuse. Ok, that sounds plausible so I accept it as fact. Then Prohibition came and alcohol use declined significantly. After Prohibition alcohol use has increased but nothing near pre-Prohibition levels. And I believe that prior to Prohibition there was never other than perhaps for religious reasons, a restriction on the use of alcohol? Now with both 'hard' and 'soft' drugs we have a defacto Prohibition that has gone on for many years. So would it not be reasonable to assume that the repeal of our current Drug Prohibition might result in a similar trend to that of alcohol? That is there may be an increase in use but no where near "raging" levels of abuse? I also note that our social mores today are much different than they were in the roaring 20's and people are educated to greater extent about the use of substances and their health. As for getting my wish, I am not wishing. I really have no desire to use meth. I simply was watching a movie and noted the parallels between bootlegging moonshine and what little I know of the meth trade and the War on Drugs in general. I guess I just cannot see how a legal, regulated, taxed drug industry with treatment for those who have difficulty could be MORE DAMAGING than Cartels murdering people in the streets and politicians funding wars and all that other mess that we deal with today! And further, you know there were those that said when Colorado legalized use of Marijuana that it would be THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. But none of the things predicted came true. As far as I know there aren't a whole new population of stoners laying out on the sidewalks of Denver refusing to go to work and Organized Crime taking over the city. Same here in Texas when they wanted to legalize gambling. OMG! We were going to have Al Capone running the Capitol building and poor people would starve after spending and losing all their food money on lottery tickets and crime and fire and brimstone would rain down upon us! But the reality is that we have lottery tickets in the stores and you can do a QuickPick and Pretty Boy Floyd ain't got nothing on the crooks that were already in Austin. And there is a bus that picks up the little old ladies in the Walmart parking lot to take them to play slots at the Casino on the reservation. Same with the same sex marriage. Oh hell. It's going to destroy the institution of marriage forever! Dogs will lie down with cats! Anyway I don't have to continue. I'm sure everyone can see where I am going. It's ALWAYS doom and gloom. Oh shit we start treating people like Adult Human Beings and they'll FUCK IT ALL UP FOR EVERYBODY! Because everybody else is an IDIOT! Not ME of course. No I am a sensible person and I make rational decisions. Sure you do. So do I. So does everyone here at K5 without exception. It's them OTHER assholes that can't be trusted. I just can't see that argument as anything other than the bullshit it is. Nigger In the wood pile. Out there at his ranch in where? /CRAWFORD?! Coincidence? Or conspiracy! What did Mike know and when did he know it? were Magnum XLs involved? We need to get former Governor Jesse 'The Body' Ventura on this ASAP! Max Weber Is that the guy who wrote "LOST"? Ixnay on the Upidstay Talk about the invasion of privacy. YOWZA! Is that a peanut in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? When Panda Bears ATTACK! Fat Fingers huh? Oh, you must have the shakes then. The only problem I have with touch interface is screen gets dirty so needs constant cleaning. I fucking love my tablet. I never go anywhere without it. It's like keys, wallet, tablet. Ready to roll. I don't use it as a replacement for a good desktop or at least laptop computer. I mean, there are just some things that are better, faster, stronger with a "traditional" PC. But the biggest part of the time I'm just reading, maybe commenting, viewing, etc. Tablet fucking rocks. Bigger than a phone but more portable than a notebook with less accessory shit to tote. Battery life out the wazoo. SD Card for extra storage. What's not to like? Huh, interesting I can't stand using apps that just repackage the browser. I can deal with some sites that have a mobile version. And with the 10" tablet in landscape (using chrome btw) I just don't have any trouble. Auto correct is okay, I don't use iPad so I get the impression that it is worse on that platform. Mine doesn't usually try to change whole words. Just switch i to I, capitalize after period. So I dunno. Maybe some tablets are better than others. I know when I first began using mine the lack of a good place to get a grip on it was a big problem. And if I used it in bed I was forever dropping on my head until I made a little shelf for it. Now though, I think I must have developed particular muscle groups. Much like cell users begin to develop great dexterity in their thumbs. Now I can hold that thing just as long as I would hold a paperback and I don't even think about it. Well, to each his own. If we all liked the same things this would be one boring ass world. Well, more boring than it already is at any rate. The man can buy a tablet and still have sex On the otherhand, I don't know if you are or have been married and if so if you have ever had kids. But I tell you what. Kids are the biggest cock-blockers ever created. Give him some time, say eighteen years or so and he'll be tearing that shit up like the dude on the viagra commercial. Fuck Ramen Just because it's cheap doesn't mean it's any good. So, $500 eh? That's a hell of a challenge. A month yeah totally doable but a year I don't know. But it would take more than just Ramen. First off I would be going straight survival. Uh I wonder if one can supplement that 500 bucks? Like begging, busking, etc. That would be good. I guess applying for SNAP would be right out. So, first thing is, learning from Mike, warm, DRY, shelter. Clothing I think would be the very least of my problems. The planet has more clothes and shoes than people know what to do with. Theft would become a serious lifestyle choice. I'm not talking burglary or mugging, just if shit is laying out somewhere all lonely and neglected then I would bring it into the warmth and safety of my bosom. Food and water. Well if I'm urban then water shouldn't be too tough, there are faucets on the outsides of numerous buildings and residential houses. Food though. Well, my plan would be to make a map and create a route that would take me in the vicinity of as many restaurant dumpsters as possible. Over the year I would learn which dumpsters afforded easy access. I would learn when the timetable for each restaurant so that I would know like to be at The Steakhouse on Monday and at the Griller on Tuesday, etc. I would endeavor to locate myself in a park or other semi-wild area that still was very close to an urban center. Preferably one that had access to a large body of water (pond or lake) or even a river or creek. The reason is for washing clothes. Catching small game. And bathing. Trying to wash up in a Truck Stop or fast food restroom is just too fucking difficult. Yes quite a challenge but I think it is doable. I don't know if 10mil would be worth going through that though. But just like Bocephus said, "A country boy can survive." Just checking my previous comment and the obvious jumped right out at me! Fuck all that, just commit a really serious misdemeanor or minor felony and you would be set! Talk your public defender into getting you a year in jail (or the mental ward if you prefer). No fines. Tell him NO FINES just straight up doing time. Spend a year in jail. You got three hots and a cot. A shower facility, television, daily exercise, social contact with new and interesting people, library, religious service and all the sex you can handle. God damn it would be like spending a year at a Sandals resort. That would be worth ten mill. maybe procrasti featured in Dilbert today *~~~+++~~~* MINDLESS LINK PROPOGATI'N *~~~+++~~~* My New Hobby *~~~+++~~~* MINDLESS LINK PROPOGATI'N *~~~+++~~~* WARNING: The following link will cost you seven minutes of your time. Worth the expense IMHO IN A WORLD where an Empire-focussed short Star Wars animation, drawn with the crazy detail and shading of classic 80s anime that's all but vanished from Japan nowadays. Latest update of GTA V corrupted my Save Games. Fuck that. It will be out on PC shortly, I'll wait till then before starting that over. I'm eating tuna fish salad and crack. I mean crackers . . . Beautiful day yesterday, absolutely gorgeous and then wake up and it looks like wet all day. WHO NEEDS GOVERNMENT Support TED CRUZ for the Republican Presidential Nominee If elected he'll shut down the whole thing! TED CRUZ The Canadian Manchurian Candidate That wasnt Disney That was made with LOVE by fans. Could you do as well? That shit was AWESOME! Like totally 80's style anime we don't see anymore. I believe this is in a alternate timeline You know like Alternate History Sci-fi. Like what if Hitler won the war? Or what if Rome never fell and conquered the world? In this the Empire are the GOOD guys and the rebels are terrorist scum. And no I don't think that was Luke and R2. There are probably a bazillion R2's in the Empire. They're like the iPad of their time. But then again maybe it was Luke. An evil terrorist master mind responsible for the deaths of thousands in pursuit of his bloodthirsty jihad. WOW Just noticed the poll on the FP is still about Hurricane Sandy! That's god damn ancient fucking history in Internet time. rusty really needs to turn over administration to the active users that are still here. You know I gotta rattle them jimmies It's K5 afterall and we could certainly use An Oversupply of Wisdom. ;-) Jazz Hands Chino! Metalocalypse Why don't you make like a bass guitar and be inaudible? Coffee with a touch of gamma hydroxybutyric acid. trane really missed his true calling as a United States Senator. "Senator trane! Can you please explain your proposed legislation?" "Why of course! My bill will seek to repeal the laws of Thermodynamics as these are clearly false and cause undue strain on our economy! All Federal Engineering projects and anyone receiving grants from the National Science Foundation will be required to discontinue any use of the laws of Thermodynamics or face heavy fines and possible criminal charges. My second act will be to substitute crack rocks for dollars as the National currency and then offer a Basic Crack Income for all citizens!" I'll get right on that you bet god damn dumbass You should include a link to a tip jar in your sig. So at least while you are begging you might have a way for people to pitch into your hat. Notice that your fellow three stooges never beg. Though they often rant they never whine about just wanting a hand-out. You on the other hand are just an extremely lazy bum. You wouldn't even get a bitcoin acct so procrasti could shoot you a bit of digital currency at no cost or effort from you. You just want your every want and need delivered on a silver platter to you and even then I assume you would complain about the quality or provenance of that which was provided. I got something you can touch. LOL @ calling me a parasite when you are the one begging to suck ever harder at the government teat. You should take a look at the hoops the Jews will jump through to be able to do what they want but still be "legal" as far as Jewish Law is concerned. Like they string up wire or something so they can shop on the Sabbath. I know it's weird. Though it is claimed that the Dutch invented the term loophole, I suspect it was Jews that gave it the current definition. You know what would make me smiley? If you suddenly became a productive member of society instead of just being a lazy bum. Hi! ROR! Idiot Neither logical thinking nor reading comprehension is your strong suit are they? Lazy bum is lazy and stupid. all your I suspects are answered I'm not criticizing mind, good diary. Just MS has been very up front as to why they are doing this. Also it is only going to be free as in beer for a limited time. Much like on win8 release you could update for only $40. For a limited time. Things to watch for include that the winx hardware requirements specify secure boot must be available but they do not require oems to provide a way for the enduser to shut it off. Why Hello Linux! Also, winx is supposed to solve the problem of going to reinstall and then having to download 100+ updates. I'm not sure how this is going to work exactly but they are going to restrict oems from adding bloatware to keep the image lean. The windows store will be a central part of your user experience. Don't discourage him Perhaps he will decide to abscond to Syria and teach the ISIS folks of the joys of Basic Income, the failure of Thermodynamics and the rewards of usufructing. Then he can train their elite hacking squad how to use ruby to write unintelligible agents to reinforce their own beliefs. Why before long the ISIS members will be frolicking naked along the banks of the Euphrates hugging one another in brotherly fraternity. You would like to wouldn't you? You dream of all those sweaty muscular dudes loving you long time like the little whiney bitch you are. And therefore you are jealous? I can almost hear you whining, "Government owes me a basic raping!" was just reading The new macs do not support win7 in bootcamp. while momma's at the store Go down there and get it and bring it back down here and then take it back up there. No ambiguity whatsoever. That's that natural language. can your agents parse that Can you? How many times do you perform the task in the body? Once or until momma returns? How does one continue in a single direction and yet return to the origin? And how did the destination change orientation? If you have to review and make changes during runtime how will it ever scale? Wouldn't it be faster Just to do it all yourself? it is a variable so it could be anything What I wrote is a chunk of code in natlang to show you that natlang isn't as great as yu think it is. And it gets less usefull the more complex the program. That cuz I'm lonesome, ornery and mean. If natural language is so unusable I didnt say that. how come you aren't writing posts in code? Because I am communicating with a human being. If I was communicating with a computer then I would use code. Just like it would be silly to try to speak English to someone who is unfamiliar with it. I mean you are free to try. But constantly yelling, "NO, El CHANGE-O the PASSWORD-O from el A to el B!" Just gives me a headache. They weren't on patrol They were off duty and coming from a strip club. I liked how the Chief says we were all young once and did stupid things. Nice that he sees criminal behaviour as just a lark. Especially when people are dead. Lots of drinking going on in Law Enforcement. Earlier this month three high level secret service agents got drunk and drove their car through security tape and onto the White House property crashing into a security barrier and nearly running over what was suspected to be a bomb. The head of the secret service said that it was common for agents to use alcohol to deal with the stress of the job so LAY THE FUCK OFF US CONGRESS BECAUSE WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! I guess the motto should now be; 'To (be) serve(d) (alcholol) and protect (our own ass) The burglar slipped into the dark house He made his way silently through the rooms picking up everything of value he could see and stuffing it into his burglar bag. As he made his way down the hall a voice rang out, "Jesus is watching you." He froze. Looked around ready to spring into either fight or flight mode but he saw nothing. He again started down the hallway. Once again a voice said, "Jesus is watching you." Again he froze but again except for the voice he could sense no movement. He chanced bringing up a flashlight and shone it around. The light revealed a large ornate birdcage inside of which was a large parrot. The parrot said, "Jesus is watching you." "oh fuck me", said the burglar in relief. "A fucking bird. So what is your name?" "Buddha", replied the parrot. "HA! What fucking idiot names their bird Buddha?" "The same idiot that names his Rottweiler Jesus" I feel ass raped . . . At least it was by two girls and not two big burly niggers. Just j/k, I don't even know that it is the loss of shit that fucks up your head as much as knowing someone has violated your space. So, what kind of gun you fixin' to buy? Don't go for some big macho piece, it ain't your dick. Get a nice small caliber auto. Then take a class, and go to the fucking range periodically. You may not want to be a fanatic about it but you need to be skilled. A trip...on a Greyhound Bus...a traumatic ordeal of extreme horror. That is a fair description right there. I have only ever traveled by bus three times. Each trip was unique in its particular brand and style of horror but horror was ON TAP and free flowing. I still have nightmares. Yeah but that was the only thing in the write up that seemed relevant to K5. I mean seriously, a Don Quixote type, "eccentric, idealistic, and creative, sometimes to the point of delusion" who "is of the mindset that he does not belong in the world and that his numerous failings are the work of some higher power." Nobody around here fits that description! Talk about Basic Income and Bitcoin That should get a few chuckles. Now what the fuck are Jews going to know from Thermodynamics? I get where you are coming from. However, the idea of giving away money is going to be assumed to be a HUGE joke in and of itself. As for bitcoin, I don't know exactly but there has to be something funny in it. But you start talking Thermodynamics and them Jews are going to be like WTF? Yahweh creates and destroys matter all the time. "In the beginning, . . ." and all. Uh, you say blessed . . . That didn't involve him cutting on your pecker or anything like that did it? I know how them rabbis are. They like their foreskin as much as the priests like their young buttholes. I think it has to do with them not be able to eat pork. A foreskin DOES look a bit like bacon after all. Did someone fart? I swear I heard a noise and there is a stink in the air. No need to change, the system works perfectly. It is there to remove spam and comments with no content. Don't like it? Go live in some Virtual Reality where all your posts get 3'd, hell you could reprogram it to give you OVER 9000 for great justice. "you wont get views" He got yours obviously, you even wrote a diary. I'm making a note here: Huge success! Not really no. Most people are confused expecting a re-skin of Sid Meier Pirates! Unfortunately this is a case like some of those Stephen King movies. The name may be on the box but he didn't have much to do with it. the game du jour is City Skylines. It has gone beyond Sim City and they don't give a fuck about pirates. Right now this game is getting the same kind of buzz that Minecraft got in the day. It is just blowing up. A little more about why City Skylines is not concerned about piracy. They intend to have a rolling update system through Steam. Now they understand that pirates will just repack the updates and put them up on the torrent sites. So they intend to wear them out. Push so much content that the pirates get tired of keeping up. We'll see how that works out but they are already posting lower than normal piracy levels already. Aw man, classsssic! Ed Norton is awesome, and it is oh so sweet Young Turk vs Old Skool. I endorse this endorsement. How can I be sure you're okay? I suppose I could fuck you. That would work. They have already started Like my wife keeps saying, "How the fuck did they bring Paul Walker back from the dead?" If you watch that YA film about Mocking Jays or whatever then you know that Philip Seymour Hoffman was dead before they finished filming but he is in the movie. The guy that played Gandalf in The Hobbit, Ian McKellan, almost quit the movie industry because he is used to actually acting with other humans. But in this one he spent hours alone in front of a green screen. He said it was souless. In the same film look at what they have done with the charaqcter Golum. Yeah as soon as Hollywood can get rid of actors and just have everything done in the computer they will. Same thing will happen to programmers. Once they figure out how to allow computers to write their own software then those guys are headed out the door. You can tell just how important they think it is when you find out the state prison system is teaching convicts to code. That means they figure programming takes about as much skill as janitorial services, fast food sales, and dishwashing. That's where these guys end up right? Unfortunately, looking at some of what passes for software development around here I can kind of see why. I'm glad I transitioned from software into management. I would rather be called an Ignorant Mother Fucker than actually be so ignorant I didn't know a switch from a conditional. Programming is going to the lowest bidder exactly! And management as well as non mgmt which is not involved in IT or Research views programmers and everyone else associated as a bunch of low-level laborers. They figure that since they run windows at home and maybe wrote a BASIC program in school that programming just ain't that hard. But writing a program that has good quality and security checks, that still takes a human being with a lot of skills. As far as they are concerned it takes no more skill than an auto mechanic and auto mechanics are not well known for being too intelligent. That is all you guys are. Rather than grease monkeys you're code monkeys and barely worth bothering with. Sure you get the attaboy when you get something built, shipped, or fixed but they always have the sneaky suspicion you just ripped them off somehow. Fur, my favorite burger I know every body has heard this . . . oh fluffy bunny was down at the water hole nibbling some wild flowers and enjoying the morning when he felt the urge. So he found him self a nice comfortable spot and began to shit. Almost as soon as he started however up comes a big black Kodiak mother fucking bear who decided to move his bowels also. "G-G-G-Good morning Mr Bear!" the bunny said nervously. "Good morning Mr Bunny. It's a fine day." rumbled the bear. After a bit the bear said, "You have such beautiful white fur there Mr Bunny." "O-O-Oh Th-Th-Thank you Mr Bear!" "I'd like to ask you, with such beautiful fur do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to it?" "Oh NO Mr Bear! I am quite fastidious and I never have that problem." "Excellent!" And at that the Big Ass Kodiak Mother Fucking Bear grabs the little fluffy bunny and wipes his ass really good with him and tosses poor Mr Bunny over his shoulder. I'm pissed Unnecessary Diary it makes little sense to celebrate a foreign national day. DUDE! Leprechauns dude! You got leprechauns in that shitstain you laughingly call a country? I didn't fucking think so. Now on your knees and kiss my blarney stone. Let me tell ya, you'll find a pot o gold at the end of THIS here rainbow. So like the Skittle ad says, 'Taste the rainbow!' Bend over so I can stick my sheleighleigh into your sweet dew kissed four leaf clover. They're always after me lucky charms, they're magically delicious. WIPO: Internet-Serious Business Just wondering aloud, is China at war with anyone? I mean they always suck at human rights but at the moment even 'Merica can't un-ironically claim the moral high ground on this issue. Not just the glaring obviousness of state sanctioned torture and Guantanamo but the current conservative hissy-fit over immigration and the racial violence that seems to be increasing on both sides. We seem to be in conflict with damn near everyone these days. I keep expecting to hear that we invaded Canada in order to liberate the Canadians and their oil from evil Northern Extremists. Russia is of course thick into their own military adventures. So that leaves China. I don't think they are actively fucking with anybody. Of course they suck because they want to censor everything and imprison dissidents and that fucking pollution and safety bullshit. Even still, China has to be right now probably the most Civilized of the big Superpowers. If they ever get their shit together then the rest of the World better look out. I think he is trying to say he is not of woman born. He therefore is the AntiChrist, he who lies with the Whore of Babylon and hangs out with THe Beast. Fuck, everybody knows he was in Ohio all this time. He's stumping for the GOP nomination for the 2016 Presidency. You know those American Tea (Taliban) Party people just love him and his hard-right politics. Hey, if a Black Kenyan with a fake Hawaiian BC can be President then a Well Loved Gay Bashing Right Wing Dictator from Moscow with a fake BC from Jersey can be one too! I started to post a Diary about this last night but changed my mind. I wasn't feeling good. So anyway, thank you for bringing it to k5's attention. This is an important and an historical announcement. You have linked a different article than the one I read. Mine had no mention of the "pee pipe". That is an expression of which I must make note. "For a young man of 18 or 19 years, the loss of his penis can be deeply traumatic." - I'm sorry Doctor, but for ANY man regardless of age the loss of the penis can be very traumatic. In the article I read it was emphasised that the majority of South African men lost their penis due to problems with circumcision. I am not a doctor, priest nor rabbi but I have to wonder how much of that foreskin are you guys lopping off? You know what they say, 'a little dab will do ya'. It ain't like you're carving the Christmas Turkey! Ironic Comment courtesy 'Repeatible' Hairstyle. its called 'code' for a reason The example you gave has a lot of implied knowledge behind it. You only think it's "easy" because the computer in your head has been programmed, updated, annd patched for tens of thousands of years. It has further been optimized for your special use case in the time since it was checked out to you. I do believe that we could create a high level language that would do just what you say. However, in my experience the farther one moves away from the language of the machine the less flexible the new launguage becomes. That is to say that it would work well for some very limited domains but outside of those it becomes difficult if not nearly impossible to acomplish anything non trivial. That's why lower level languages are still in use. They allow us the ability to abstract a problem while at the same time giving us flexibility to apply them to a number of different areas. Now perhaps, centuries from now in some startrekian future our libraries, and our hardware will have advanced to the point where we can just say computer, upvote all my comments on k5 and it will work just fine. It is evident from your comment though that you don't want to even do anything other than wait for someone else to implement what you want and then give it to you for free. I like how you say I bet I could . . . But then before you even start, in the very next breath even, you say Fuck it, I give up. Don't even fool yourself into thinking you are anything like Tesla. I already explained that in my previous comment You have a computer in your head with specialized Input and Output that has been "programmed" over tens of thousands of years using a simple rule that, 'if it works and can reproduce then it ships otherwise it goes in the bin'. This General Purpose Processor has been further tweaked for your special use case since the day you were born. Our own man-designed computers and programs have only been in existence for a relative eye blink. Perhaps after tens of thousands of years our machines will also be able to "look at any site and immediately see the text". This reminds me of a time when this young lady had spent many hours working on some document in the early days. She had neglected to save her work because people just weren't that familiar with these devices then. Anyway, when she attempted to print the document the machine crashed for some reason. I had to explain to her what had happened. She of course wanted to recover her document but I told her it was not possible. Since she hadn't saved it it was gone. But, she protested, I can SEE IT THERE ON THE SCREEN! Which was true. The screen had frozen when the computer crashed and a portion of her document was indeed visible on the screen. She became quite agitated that even though she could SEE her document it could not be recovered. I would expect that you would not be as naive. You do not see text. You see phosphors on a screen that is a representation generated by the code from the underlying html by a complex process. Your brain interprets those phosphors as text because your brain is your brain. Oh and Fuck you too, you dumbass lazy shiftless good-for-nothing bum. Have a nice day. But but (they say) IT's Just like BITCOIN so it's like cool and all but it's different like it will be in dollars and we (or our designated appointee like Goldman Sachs or maybe Bank of America) will control it so it will be SAFE without all those you know, unwashed neck beard types. What is that? Can it be trusted? What's that about privacy? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA? Actually, I don't have much of an opinion yet. I read the article or something similar earlier today and I was just left with the feeling . . . WHY? What purpose is it for? I mean, I don't think I'm ready for Twitter.Gov or Congressbook or even redstateit. as far as i'm concerned the government are welcome to create their own social network since that is the IN thing but I doubt it will be used even to the level of G+. So this blockchain money thing well fine, do it but who the fuck will your customers be? Maybe other banks perhaps in some financial circlejerk but most people I think are going to be, why bother? Those who want to continue dealing in paper cash will continue. They will not have any desire for the kinds of things blockchaining will provide. In fact they might be quite opposed. Those that do want to benefit from it will just use what we already have. That's what I think anyways. The only way I see this as a big win is if mining CryptoBucks were to take off. "Eddy?!" "Yeah Ma?" "What are you doing down there in the basement with all those computers?" "I'm printing money Ma! Friggin thousands and thousands of dollars!" "Well that's nice dear! Don't forget, I'm making your favorite meatloaf tonight so don't stay down there too late!" "Awesome Ma! Thanks, don't worry, I'll be up in a minute!" On a summer day In the month of May a K5 bum was hiking down a shady lane through the sugar cane, he was looking for a place to soothe his brain. As he strolled along he sang a song of a land filled with milk and honey. Where a troll can stay for many a day but won't need any money. Oh the buzzin' of bees in the cannabis trees to the high speed 'net to the open wifi sets and Basic Income rains out across the plains under that Big Crack Rock Mountain In the Big Crack Rock Mountain, the cops just don't get paid! The IMF's are banned for life while animal rights are saved! The buildings are all free from rent and are furnished with new gear each day! I want to go where there ain't no snow, where the sleet don't fall and the wind don't blow, In that Big Crack Rock Mountain. There's boulders of crack we can smoke back to back and the handouts grow on bushes! In the sun warmed sand we can hug man to man and the bars all have free lunches. You can say what you like cause there's no censorship no matter the shit you say! Mods all have to be nice to you even though your replies are gay. You'll find me there in my birthday bare smoking some rock and playing with my cock while I take a MOOC and call the teachers KOOKS at the Big Crack Rock Mountain. Oh, a farmer and his son they were on the run to the pot field they were bounding. Said the K5 bum to the son, "Why don't you come? With me to that CRACK ROCK Mountain?" So the very next day they hiked away, across the desert thumping. And later when the night was dim the son began a jumping. For he found the troll inside of him. In the boys ass was he a-humping! In the Big ol Crack Rock Mountain, Anything you ever need Is printed out in three dimensions on a slick techno machine. There ain't no Boss or CEO, No secretaries, nor Office pricks, I'm bound to stay where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk that invented work In the ... Big ol Crack Rock Mountain! this little ditty is meant To show you that you are no way unique. Your kind has been with us forever and will probably always be with us in some form or another. You are the lazy bum. You feel that you are oppressed every where you go. You constantly dream of the Big Rock Candy Mountain and your vision of it is little different from the bum of a century ago. Note that you are not a hobo. A hobo is someone that chooses that life and often works. They just don't fit into normal society. Mike is kinda like a hobo. Hoboes are cool. You are just a bum. Just a worthless, shiftless lazy bum always looking for a handout. Private Album needs Password. You are welcome to view my channel any time you wish. No BTC required. Shaking my head Wow, I have been a redditor for six years. OMG. Kill Me Now! Anyways, I posted one fucking cartoon. One that I didn't even draw. (Yes I did give credit to the author) I try to do that. I don't believe in the Copyfuck laws as they exist but I do feel that credit is always due if at all possible. Even when I go far beyond fair use and post reams of shit or even paraphrase somethings. I always try to credit the OP. But anyways, I posted this comic and my KARMA just BlEW THE FUCK UP! I know, KARMA and $1.19+tax will get you coffee at McDonalds. Still, If I had as much Bitcoin as I do in Karma, I tell you what. I would buy each and every one of you sorry lot a drink. So why did I post this? Cuz I'm fucking bored and I'm fucking sober. Oh yeah, my jaw hurts like a mother-fucker and I ain't got nuthin but Tylenol. Fucking Tylenol. God damn Puritans. FUCK I should AT LEAST be able to wobble down to the pharmacy and pick me up a bottle of Codeine. And a batch of Dr Turnbull's patented Snake Oil. Fucking DEA and fucking LEA. I aint asking for a damn Basic Income here people! Did you hear what the Secret Cervix has been up to lately? Fucking Ms Rachel Maddow got so mad she actually threw her pencil and broke it. Now that is some shit. Here, fucking take a look at this Keystone Kop behaviour! Update They were SO drunk they nearly ran over what could possibly have been a bomb. And this is the 2nd in Command of the Presidents security detail! Are there just not many people here or what? I just don't think my comments and stories are getting the love they richly deserve. I mean it ain't like I'm one of the K5 three stooges. I got to hand it to ol' Hacker Cracker. That sumbitch must read everything I write. If it weren't for him I swanny I would think I was just talking to myself. I'm hungry. I think I want some tacos. Yeah. tacos. But maybe some nachos. Shit whats the difference? I think I'll just dump the whole mess in a bowl with some pinto beans and hot peckers and be done with it. Not so much to warsh that away I reckon. Lets act like an old cow pattie and hit the trail! I sincerely thank you for your support! Fucking EPIC The Epic Tale of Jumbo Jr. Courtesy of /r/youdontsurf borderlands 2 Sorry I let my Live gold lapse late in 2014. Don't know if I'll renew since the apps ( netflix, pandora, youtube ) all work with silver now. The boy doesn't play since the birth of my grand daughter. I was only sticking around for free games. That is weird about the comic though. Thank you for the heads up. lol I am but the boy is a filthy peasant That and gta 5. But don't worry, I wash my hands after and sacrifice to GabeN. hmmm still there http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/892/892635.png And http://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/2yhzjz/tools_of_the_trade Depends, time is relative If 2009 were the last time you got laid (for example only, not trying to imply anything) then yes, that would feel like a god damn long time ago. But on the other hand, shit, things that happened to me in 2004 often seem like it could've been just the other day. I think, didn't Mike start working on Warp Life in 09? How long have I been visiting this place? Holy fucking hell! Do I even have a life or is that just something I dreamed? I was part of the great Digg exodus Like many here I had "sampled" the FP of reddit and found it ugly and somewhat like YouTube comments without the video. Digg on the other hand was pretty, easy to navigate, and featured a number of tools that made it a nice social site. But damn them all they blew it all to hell. So I got a nice 3rd party frontend to make reddit pretty and which had tools to make it easier to manage. I took the time to go beyond the FP and find subs that were relevant to my interests. The strange thing is that what Gabe from PA said is true. I see stuff or read an article on reddit and a day or two later its all over the internet. So fuck, just cut out the middle man. Aw hell Didn't know that. But that is a fur piece. Thankfully, the jaw seems fine now. But I'm still bored and unfortunately, still sober. Here's the REAL DEAl from an old man First off we are not FIGHTING ISIS. This is not the way you fight. People in the "beltway" are too concerned about their jobs, their poll numbers, etc etc. They want this to be a nice quiet kind of fight. The kind the Teachers don't hear about. That won't stand. If we are going to fight ISIS then EVERYBODY needs to get on board. It needs to be on the news, on every fucking commercial break, on the radio, on the net, on posters. There should not be a single fucking place in America that you can go and escape the fact that we are at war with this group of people. We need to be demonizing these tards worse than a white police officer in Ferguson. And this needs to continue until we either lose or win. Our soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines need to know that the American people are behind them not just shopping at the mall. Second is collateral damage. we need to educate people that when fighting occurs that some people are going to get hurt. People we would not like to be hurt but know that they gave their lives for the greater good, the elimination of ISIS. Women, children, the elderly. We have to end this myth that a bomb is some kind of precision instrument that only kills bad guys. Finally we go in BALLS TO THE WALL. Put the Sixth fleet off the nearest shore and fly sorties every day. Bring in tanks, apc's, nukes, everything we have, bring it to bear on Syria and Northern Iraq. Have you seen the pictures from over there? It's a fucking shithole. A wasteland. It's not like the heart of god damn Dallas or Sydney Australia. So fucking go for fucking broke. Show the world what we mean when we say, "THIS MEANS WAR". Make it so fucking horrible, so fucking distasteful that ANYBODY, even fucking ISRAEL will think fucking twice and then think again before embarking on this kind of adventure. This wont be over until the leadership of and senior members of ISIS are screaming as their bodies melt in the fiery purification of US Napalm rather than their victims burned in cages. If we don't want to do that. If we don't want to commit every resource available to defeating and eliminating the scourge of ISIS and Radical Fundamentalism wherever we find it. Then we just simply shouldn't bother at all. Let them take over, let them have the oil, the gas, whatever it is they seek to gain. Because then they will be forced to grow up. When they get to where they have to start worrying about tax collection, zoning rights, profit and loss statements, all the things that come with running a country today then we can negotiate with them in a sensible and rational way. Only then can we keep the bloodshed where it belongs. On the boardroom floor. I hope you come back as a pig. No, actually I am being facetious. I would not wish that treatment on my very worst enemies. Unlike you, I do like to eat meat. I grew up in the country and know full well where the pork chops and steaks on my table come from but my family would NEVER treat their livestock in such a fashion. I am convinced that the rise in disease and suffering in the Western Word is, in part, due to the way these animals are being kept and processed. I do not think it is necessary for either efficiency or any other reason except to provide stockholders with a higher ROI. Also, if you have read this far, something which may be relevant to your interests. Warning, shocking video. Perdue chicken factory farmer reaches breaking point, invites film crew to farm. So you're saying that more people would kill themselves if it were legal? As in, the only thing holding them back is the threat of prosecution? Shit dude. Anybody can get a can of gas and a lighter. I don't even think you have to show ID. Dying is fucking easy, staying alive is a real struggle. Well isn't there a state that lets you do that? Yeah, Oregon. Ain't you near there? Death with Dignity Act. It would get you a medical MJ card. That sounds too painful Only for a moment. Think about it. That pig has to spend his entire life in those bars unable to turn around. You would only be in pain for a very short while. Just until your nerve endings overloaded and melted. Then you would be fine. Find a Cow Cows Are Deadlier Than You Ever Knew Every year, cows kill more people than sharks. In the United States, the CDC estimates that about twenty-two people are killed by cows each year, and of those cow attacks, seventy-five percent were known to be deliberate. Even more alarming is that you can be killed by multiple cows in group attacks. Group attacks can be surprisingly well-coordinated. Cows are blood thirsty killers. Just goes to show Trane doesn't want to kill himself. He sincerely wants the Government to provide him with a Basic Death. Even in this he is unwilling to raise a hand except to request a handout. I don't believe that I have ever in my life seen anyone who felt as entitled as trane. Not only does he feel the World owes him a living but it owes him a dying also. What on EARTH are you referring to sye? What exactly does the man behind the avatar of trane possess? What use would it be to the BAD guys and to what specific BAD guys do you refer? I'm only imagining here but I tend to think that whatever trane leaves behind is going to be a headache for whomever is stuck with the task of hauling it down to the dumpster. Free Market principles Careful there. You have a nice little model there that does what it says. But if you keep trying to apply it to EVERYTHING well, you'll end up like trane trying to explain away bullshit that never would have been brought up if the model had not been applied in an area for which it was not suited. Edison was a dick. Plain and simple. He did what many successful people do. He hired smart people and drove them hard and when they produced he took the credit. Neither Free Market Principles nor Thermodynamic Laws have much to do with it. Certainly they can be applied. But they really don't tell us anything useful. What, you're not dead yet? You think maybe you could get it together enough to complete this task over the weekend? Or will we be suffering your ignorance a while longer? So you have a problem with Thermodynamics? Well, isn't that special? I can honestly say that Thermodynamics doesn't really give a fuck. Did you even say anything? Or did you just lay there and passive aggressively beam HATE WAVES from your mind? Maybe dentists should practice in a VR where they could play their bait-and-switch games and you could lay there in your own VR eating imaginary corn on the cob with your imaginary teeth? Win Fucking Win! So you're saying HATE WAVES then . . . Don't they have things like cliffs and shit? I want to fly like an Eagle . . . Quicksand. I've been through the desert on a horse with no name . . . Go find a sidewinder and stick your thumb up it's bum. If you inject your venom It'll be your last attack . . . Whats wrong with a nice tall tree? But now I laugh and pull so hard and see you swinging on the gallows pole. Swinging on the gallows pole. . . Jump in a lake with a big rock tied to your ankle. Take a dip in a Mtn Stream and chill out above the tree line naked for awhile. My eyes are blind but I can see the snowflakes glisten on the tree. The sun no longer sets me free. I feel there's no place freezing me! . . . If nothing else sell everything you have and trade it for a needle and a HUGE Ass 8-BALL. Go somewhere peaceful and slam the fuck out of that sumbitch. Shit make a cocktail of all your favorites and JUiCE the fuck up. Hello darkness my old friend . . . I would like to perform dentistry I don't know anything about it but in your world that wouldn't be a problem would it? I could maybe audit a MOOC and watch a few YouTube vids and I would be good to go! I would do it because it's a good thing. There would be no economic utility in it. Just something I think might be fun to do some afternoon. I'm sure you would be the first in line at my clinic! And don't worry, I won't 'bait and switch' you. No, you would receive my FULL attention. Open Wide! And say, 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!' There are now over 1000 games that run on Linux natively. All hail GabeN and Steam! And they are moving forward. No, this is not the year of Linux on the Desktop. There is little need for it. Microsoft keeps shooting themselves in the foot while Apple tries to separate their users from thier cash as quickly as humanely possible. In the meantime, Linux keeps steadily moving forward, improving, streamlining, doing things Better, Faster, Harder and Stronger. No longer do we try to entice Windows users over to "our" side. Who needs to? Three quarters of the world right now are running some form of OS atop the humble Linux Kernel. We have won and the two "desktop" systems are fervently trying to play catch up. Enjoy your crappy games and buggy apps on your failed OS's. There is no problem with Linux I just said, "... this is not the year of Linux on the Desktop." There never will be. We have gone past that. 1.1 Billion people use Linux. 1.5 Billion use Windows. WORLDWIDE (the numbers never add up right because many use both or all three). There is no question that Linux is becoming the most popular computer system of all time. We don't need your stinking desktop. We will soon conquer THE WORLD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And I am not talking about StemaMachines either. I am saying that over 1000 games run natively on Linux RIGHT NOW. You don't need to wait or anything. You can play TODAY! This minute! No Beta, No DirectX, No Bullshit! convert 9000 BAH! Fuck porting old buggy franchises and no brainer sequels. Game companies can make Original Content. They can get out from under EA's thumb. (Bet the guys from Maxis wished they had done that last week instead of standing in the Unemployment line today). Out from under Sony, Ubisoft and Microsoft. With the Unity and Unreal Engines (including source) released gratis there is no telling what we may see in the future. Do you think a game of 8-bit blocks cobbled together by a guy named Mojang would have even gotten passed the doors at EA? Fuck no. The days of $60 AAA "you've played it before but this time we have an all new soundtrack, 32 new animations, better graphics and hats!" are just about over. Forget what you know, the future is TODAY and it is going to knock your pink little socks off. If they treated him fairly he would have made more than just a million. Oh, and he was 26 not nineteen RE a memo to the creatives at Atari breaking down games as a percentage of sales in order to let devs know which games were most popular. "This memo backfired however, as it demonstrated the value of the game designer individually. Video game design in those days was a one-man process with one person doing the creative design, the storyboards, the graphics, the music, the sound effects, every line of programming, and final play testing. So when I saw a memo that the games for which I was 100 percent responsible had generated over $20 million in revenues, I was one of the people wondering why I was working in complete anonymity for a $20,000 salary." So maybe he didn't get that $1mil after all. Hey he was paid. He doesn't deserve royalties according to the Atari Mgmt. Oh, My Bad, Frye received $0.10 in royalties per cartridge. WOW! A WHOLE DIME! Marketing pressed Frye to produce the game on a very strict timetable. He had from May to September 1981. (I certainly don't think YOU could accomplish that Mike) Further, though he requested the new 8K Rom they told him it MUST be done in the old 4K Rom. Yes, Pac-Man proved to be a stunning financial coup for Atari but maybe not so much for Tod. Yes, you are correct He did eventually receive a million dollars total in royalties off of 12 million cartridges sold. The company spent $4.50 to $6 to manufacture each cartridge and $1 to $2 for advertising, and sold it for $18.95. One would have been better off had they been Roberta Williams. I have heard some very strange tales of programming parties going long into the night up in Oakhurst. If you should ever get the opportunity you should try your hand at Phantasmagoria(1995) New Game soon to be released Will be delivered as a 100 GB download. Game dev says patches for the game will avg anywhere from 6 to 9 GB each with compression. This is a good article and relevant to the Diary I'm Al Lowe and I created a series of games called Leisure Suit Larry for Sierra back in the '80s and '90s along with another 20 games and titles back in that period. I was with Sierra from 1982 until 1998 when it -- well, it was the poor victim of a hostile takeover by criminals. The company was going great and literally had a 28 percent market share. In other words, 28 cents out of every dollar spent on entertainment software for home computers in the US went to Sierra. They had a tremendous product line in all aspects of entertainment home software, all kinds. That was the company that Ken and Roberta [Williams] literally started on their kitchen table and built to a billion-dollar market capitalization company. One of Ken's board members on a Monday morning called and said, "I'm gonna stage a hostile takeover of your company and I'm gonna offer 50 percent more than the going price of the stock. If you fight me, every stockholder in the country will file a lawsuit against you for not accepting this wonderful offer from me." It was like, "Okay, I guess you're in charge now." Turned out that one thing led to another, the company went away, Ken and Roberta went away, the company changed hands, and it turned out that the Securities and Exchange Commission in Washington, D.C. investigated and found out that the entire business was a kind of a house of cards. They didn't have the money that they said they had, they didn't have the means to do this stuff, and they ended up fining them the largest fine in the history of the United States government. Over a billion dollars, as I recall. ... But when gradually their companies hired professional management -- professional managers love spreadsheets and they loved evidence, because they didn't have gut feelings that said, "Yeah, that's a great idea! Yeah, that'll sell! People will love that! Look at that!" Instead, they would say, "Well, what are the numbers here? How do we compare this? What are your comparables?" That question, man, I think has been just a death knell for the industry because as soon as you start forcing games to have successful comparables, you're guaranteeing that you're not going to ever see anything fresh again. How a (Video Game) Frame is Rendered Step by step. What it takes to render a single frame from a video game. If we had this technology in the 50's the world would be a distinctly different place. You can keep your carpet-bagging, yellow-bellied Yankee Waffle! You'll take my Flapjack when you pry it from my cold dead fingers! Now this is what I call Waffle Bukkakae Porn. For the Germans. She insisted on throwing away . . . . . . many things that I greatly valued." Yeah, chicks are like that. Usually the first things to go are your honor, pride and self-esteem. BBC is defaming CNN...wonder what brought that on Nancy Grace Nothing attracts chicks faster Than a huge bruise on your Johnson. Helps if you have something to bruise Just saying. Try punching yourself repeatedly in the groin. That is an historically effective way of extending the size of your member. I recommend at least six one hour sessions a day for two weeks for maximum effect. That's why a large tattoo on one's phallus indicates to a woman that you are a man of substance. A man used to both expecting and getting the finer things that life has to offer. A Cock-tat has they are called, lends a man a sense of culture, experience, breeding and wealth. She knows right away with that dickilstration, that penile objet d'art that you are a man who stands head and shoulders above the pack. A man who, though he may be many things, is NEVER boring. Do you have ink on your pole? Don't you think it's about time? THAT ANIMAL IS THE PRODUCT OF INCEST GOD HIMSELF HAS CURSED THAT COW AND HE SHOULD BE SLAUGHTERED AND LAID UPON THE FIERY COALS THEREUPON COVERED WITH THE HOLY SAUCE OF FORGIVING SPICE AND WHEN HE HAS HAD HIS FULL MEASURE OF THE COALS AND HIS FLESH HAS BEEN RENDERED TENDER AND PINK HE SHOULD BE GIVEN OVER TO THE CONGREGATION SURROUNDED BY SALAD OF POTATO THAT TEACHES US HUMILITY AND THE SEED OF THE PINTO WHICH GRANTS FORGIVENESS AND SANCTIFICATION AND GARNISHED WITH A HALO OF ONION TO REMIND US OF THE HALO WHICH ENCIRCLED OUR SAVIOR'S HEAD AND A SLICE OF BAPTISMAL PICKLE AFTER WHICH THIS CREATURE CAN ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM HEADS HELD HIGH ITS SINS AND THE SINS OF ITS FATHER WASHED AWAY IN THE PUDDING.! Odell Branch Sr. Well now, you can't PROVE those bullets were fired by white police officers now can you? While your information is relevant You completely missed the point. But cigarettes don't post to YouTube and Twitter You're late to the discussion We've already had this happen with regards to Siri and her cavalier attitude to rape as well as her initial reaction to other sensitive womens issues, including abortion. It turned out that Apple itself was held responsible. In the same way I would expect that the company that makes the AI would be held responsible. Before you can eat You have to set the table. Note also that she says, "...will admit creditworthy members -- such as big banks and asset managers...", "she won't be needing regulatory approval because it's not "an exchange, a custodian, or a money transmitter." So she is like, hey, it's like the fucking GOLD RUSH + Land Rush and we can do anything we want and mommy wants a LOT! She means that it is God's Will that you provide affordable hosting to those in need. You are the Lord's IT sheperd and a fisher of bits. For your service on Earth you will be rewarded in Heaven with copious amounts of beer and pizza. I ain't talking the chain stuff either I'm talking the kind where the cheese just makes you wanna scream HALLELUJAH! They say socialism is failed But it works great for the Chiners. And you know which five countries are the most productive? Well one of them sure ain't America. Fact is the most productive are damn near eat up with Socialism! Fuck the Free Market and Fuck the Protestant Work Ethic. I work in order to live, not live to work. If republicans are talking, chances are they're lying regardless of what they say. And all hail the Right Wing American Tea (for Taliban) Party! We won't stop until there is a white anti-abortion male gay-hating christian enthroned in the white house! A man of God who will lead this country in prayer and submission to Jesus and damn the dirty non believing infidels to an eternity of suffering in the hell of nuclear fire! Praise his name! We will replace the Declaration of Independence with the Lord's Prayer. We will replace the Bill of Rights with the Ten Commandments and we will replace the Constitution with the Living Word of our Lord and Saviour! For this is a CHRISTIAN Nation founded by Christian Men. Men who kept their women in their place, their slaves occupied, their land productive and free from all manner of evilness. Those without means were not coddled but either enslaved or forced to work on the poor farm or else they perished as was God's Will. A man could do as he wished with his own property and chattel without fear of reprimand by the constabulary. There was no Income tax and the Government sustained itself entirely by fees on the services they provided. God Bless America! Hallelujah and Amen! proud of their ignorance tell me about it. this whole net neutrality thing has brought me face to face with hundreds of people "proud of their ignorance". you think trane is an outlier, questioning the foundation of physics and basic economics. Unfortunately, he is actually the norm. Too many these days convinced that common sense trumps scientific rigor and proof. That "truthiness" is more valuable than truth itself. "I think (that is how it works) therefore It IS (how it works). You are just confusing me! A very lonely and desperate ghost one who seeks but forever fails at finding a relationship with a female over the age of 15. What was it like before money? The strongest mother fucker made the fucking rules. That no borders thing worked well for ISIS. I imagine it would work even better for the drug cartels. Don't give me any of that BS 'Just give them a VR and they can rape and kill all they want virtually!' Fuck that. They can do all that FOR REAL today and ain't shit YOU can do about it. Money and modern society, like the Conquistadors from Spain and the Aztecs. In the 1700s Spain was shipping 30million pesos of gold a year from the new world. Maybe Mexico wouldn't be so fucking poor if it hadn't been for the Spaniards stealing their gold and silver. Old Santa Anna didn't give a fuck about our borders when he was massacring Texans at the Alamo and Goliad. Uh, I think that is what I said but hey, thanks for clarifying! I Pity Da Foo'! And I Pity da Foo' what don' like BALLS! Hannibal: I love it when the balls come together. Faceman: I like your bed, Milt. But how do you maintain your face? You left something on the bed. Quit being a baby, you're a grown ass-man! No no no no no no, you engaged me! This is not going to taste good. Murdock: I'm trippin' BALLS over here! Fuck dude, B.A. Barrakus GAY? Shit that whole fucking crew was GAY. Kicked out of the Military for gross sodomy and driving around in a big black 'Free Candy' van? Abso-fucking-lutely a black-hearted crew of butt-pirates. When that Van is a Rockin don't come knockin less you're locked, cocked and ready to ROCK! Seen around; RE Apple Watch If I wanted to spend $10k on something that will be obsolete in 3 yrs I'd buy an engagement ring. Just another step on the road to 'having a mark in your right hand (Apple Watch) or forehead (Google Glass)" THE END IS NIGH! I remember OAAT I had a DEC Alpha. My projects were in Ada then. No, didn't ever do much business stuff things I worked on were intended to go boom. Eventually anyways. Stop making excuses What he is saying is that you have the tools. You have the knowledge (supposedly) and it is YOUR itch. So fucking scratch it. Instead of whining about it and waiting for someone else to make it so, GO MAKE IT HAPPEN. Create your perfect web forum that has no censorship and where everyone can be in their own little bubble. The only thing stopping you is you. We need to preserve every bit to allow the future generations to learn from them. I'm amazed at the lack of man-sized safes, hidden wmd, and weapons shipments to contras. How does she expect to be a proper leader of the Free(*) World? *Free with purchase. Fox and Bill O'Reilly answer Ms Maddows reporting of the numerous lies he continues to tell by boasting how high his ratings are. The Take Away: It doesn't need to be true just popular. If you are popular then it doesn't matter WHAT you do or say. Posted previously It gave us a big bump in AnHeroes the other day. Those were the days tho, back when K5 had real content rather than being Crawfords cum-dumpster. Like that time I took a shit in the woods and caught the poison ivy. He's been acting out ever since he got himself a real place. Seeing as how he's living where they have a golf course I assume he's renting his ass out to some old geezer for food and board. Not out of ignorance Christie was trying to impress some campaign donors that have an interest in pig factories. He was fully aware of what he was doing but he's willing to sell his mothers soul to the devil if it means he can get a shot at the whitehouse. People say that we MUST do these kinds of things in order to keep prices low and increase efficiency. But the fact is that the prices never drop. They just go up and up while their cost of doing business goes down. I get concerned that having food animals under stress like that has an effect on the quality of the meat. Add in the large amounts of antibiotics, growth hormones, and god knows what else they inject these creatures with and it is little wonder that more and more people end up with cancer, obesity and other myraid disorders. Growing up my family had access to farm fresh products. My maternal grandparents raised and butchered their own hogs. Our neighbors raised chickens. My cousin had a small dairy. We ate fresh venison, garden produce, all that. It was labor intensive but the food was much more flavorful than the shrink-wrapped factory farmed stuff one finds in the grocery today. Windows 9.3 Beta Ships today. Free as in beer, the latest and greatest version of Windows is ready for you to try out! This fully loaded OS has everything you're looking for in a modern computer operating system. Featuring practical utilities, games, videos, music and even pr0n! What are you waiting for? Crank it up and take it for a spin! Feel free to record your experience in the comment section below. You may also note any bugs you find in the product support forum. Note, I do not have anything to do with this project. I just thought it would be fun to share. I feel for you if that is what you use at work Although Wolfenstein works pretty well. The solitaire program is missing a card. (Deck of 51). Pay no attention to the dolphin, it doesn't know what it is talking about. Interesting zip file in the trash though. Told ya. Kristanna Loken is cool sorta. I like the way she hacked the vehicles. I liked watching Arnold get slammed into the buildings. The whole Conner and Claire Danes story is WTF? And the ending is just lame lame. IAWTD, give this flick a pass. While the 100' rule is arbitrary It is there to protect the wilderness from the damage you do with your vehicle. Just because you are a nature freak doesn't give you a pass. The ranger has to enforce the rule because if she didn't then everyone would park wherever the fuck they pleased and then where would your precious wilderness be? I mean if she lets YOU park beyond the limit then she will have to let someone else park beyond the limit and eventually you'll be hiking the trail with campers and ATVs and fucking everyone and their dog out there also. Is that what you want? Rangers have to write tickets and enforce rules or else people like yourself that feel entitled to do whatever they please and fuck it up for everyone else. You should respect the rangers because even though you view them as an authority figure that you want to rebel against, in reality they are doing the best job they can to preserve the wilderness for everyones enjoyment. They love nature as much and probably MORE than you do. More because they put up with dumbshits like you and all the other ignorant fuckers that 'visit'. They are there all the time while you are just passing through. Parking your pollution generating vehicle where it doesn't belong and causing irreparable harm to the environment and the habitat of those who call it their home. Very well, I misunderstood you It sounded to me like you felt entitled to bend the rule because you 'left less trace than most.' I know you view me as just another Ignorant Mother Fucker but I am a Texan and I have grown up with a great love for and respect of the treasure that is our natural wilderness areas. It just flat pisses me off when I am out walking a stream and find a cast off plastic water bottle or empty chip bag. Perhaps you should have allowed the lady ranger to see you in the all-together. She may have been a bit more lenient. I have to mention I am surrounded by the Sam Houston National Forest. There are some big logging concerns here. However they are very good conservationists. They don't just cut down everything in sight. They are very careful to leave plenty of old growth and what they do cut they replace. They cooperate with the parks dept in doing controlled burns to prevent major forest fires. I can't say that all loggers act in such a manner but they do take care of things around here and provide the wood used in numerous applications. The forest here is very happy and home to many woodland creatures. Ah'll be bach! Now Ah'm getting the plo'chop. 'Asta La Fistah Baybee! Dumping mah dickwad! ??? That sad ass desperate fuck scene? Shit, I must be gay then. MY fav T1 scene is in the techno bar when Ahnald is moving toward his prey and shit goes slo-mo just before all hell breaks loose. Second fav scene is the awesome fucking car chase with Ahnald in the cop car, shit was bad ASS. Honorable mention was when he met Bill Paxton, "Give me your clothes" FUCK that was an awesome film. I remember when T1 first came out, I was haze grey and underway so I missed it in the theater but rented the VHS tape when I got back. I fucking watched that thing eleven times. T2 was a good sequel. I could pass on all the others. Kinda like Matrix and Alien. First version totally awesome, sequel not too bad. In fact some would consider Aliens better than Alien. But the rest of the series, blarg! You are still referring to Terminator 2 That is where Robert Patrick is the liquid metal terminator. It is a good film. Fills in a lot of the backstory of Terminator. Lots of good scenes. My brother got the DVD (when DVD was the New Hotness) He paused the film when Arnold is in front of the biker bar and scanning the bikes. The text that shows up is a very detailed description of each bike. But it is not The Terminator. All movies are derivative The Wachowskis admit that The Matrix 'draws from and makes reference to numerous cinematic and literary works, and concepts from mythology, religion and philosophy.' It also 'draws from earlier works in the cyberpunk genre such as Neuromancer by William Gibson; for example, the film's use of the term "Matrix" is adopted from Gibson's novel. Other writers have also commented on the similarities between The Matrix and Phillip K Dick's work.' And on and on. . . No lawsuit would stand. You may be right about the DVD release of The Matrix, I don't know. All I know is that my brother had a player back when they were new and very expensive. And the level of detail that went into the scene I described was incredible when you consider that it lasted just seconds. Too fast for the theater viewer to even register it. There is much more to The Matrix than that The lawsuit wouldn't stand. Just because a film uses a particular trope does not mean it is derivative. Check out TV Tropes to see how many films, tv shows, movies and other media share certain tropes. If these were actionable our entire system of jurisprudence would collapse under the strain of lawsuits generated. Examples Tropes in The Matrix Ruby Rhod quiver ladies, quiver What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by a chick. I dunno last thing she said was She needed to dissappear due to Christmas. I pposted a diary last month wonderinng if maybe she took our advice for realz. My .000002 BTC worth or whatever. Take it as you will. Sounds like nothing but trouble. The only thing good I hear you say is the sex and even it doesn't sound all that good. So to me that is like laziness+dick talking. I know you say you got to jump through hoops but still it's just laziness because you know, she's there and available and you know what you're going to get so much like the sex equivalent of a McDonalds cheeseburger. Mentally you're like, fuck this chick man, big hassle. But your dickhead is like, DUDE! Too many other women running around and life too short. Fuck it. I'd be kick that can to the curb. In a few years you'll forget the bad and she'll just be a good memory. On the other hand say you stick with the relationship such as it is and I guarantee the best you'll get out of it is Drama. Who needs that shit? Costs too much money, too much time and wears a man down. And for what? It's not like she's going to be Mrs Procrasti or anything like that. That's my take but man it's your life. Good Luck either way. Fucking Ann Tdildo Landers over here. What do I know. Shit. Just pointing out to you he said, "... I just found a pair of earrings I recognise on my windowsill outside my flat..." So I may be mistaken but I don't believe she was inside, just that she had been around and wanted him to know. (Else why leave the ear rings?) Definitely playing head games. Otherwise I am in agreement with your comment. Curtailing worry would reduce a host of 'key symptoms' for a number of ailments. I off to /r/mindbleach T.M.M.F.I.I.T.P (Too Much Mother Fucking Information In This Post) Are you responsible for the wide fucking page? You're killing my tab maigne! You know something? I have the weird suspicion he isn't even talking about your project. It sounds like he's talking to himself about his own program. Reason is he was mentioning this kind of cache optimization in his own diary. Makes you wonder if we even exist to him anymore or if we have become no more substantial in his reality than the myriad voices in his head. So in your hubris you just assume mumble is not aware of this issue. You then arrogantly proceed to educate him. But then you will turn around and bitch when Kurons treat you likewise. Physician, heal thyself! HEY UNITED FOOLS! Hey Dude, check this shit out! Tips on how to appear smart. These tricks will make you look smart fast It's supposed to be for meetings but I think with minor modification these would work in most any social setting. The piece is illustrated and uses short descriptions so it's fun and easy to understand. Even for a fool. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously about artificial scarcity and being mean for the sake of being mean when you act like that? Put your money where your mouth is and share the resource at least. Usufruct the account. Maybe he can get ISIS to pony up $40k for the CMF the ultimate keyboard There can be only one. Careful there bud The Model M is built so ruggedly that in some areas it is classified as a deadly weapon suitable for home defense. Starships were meant to fly. H5N1 Unreal Engine 4 is FREE Epic has just announced that Unreal Engine 4 is available for free, along with all future updates. Okay trane! Now is YOUR CHANCE to build your VIRTUAL WORLD! "You can download the engine and use it for everything from game development, education, architecture, and visualization to VR, film and animation," - Tim Sweeney "When you ship a game or application, you pay a 5% royalty on gross revenue after the first $3,000 per product, per quarter. It's a simple arrangement in which we succeed only when you succeed." There you go Mike! You can finally design something worthwhile and it won't cost a dime since you'll never ever ship! This is potentially a huge deal. Unreal Engine is a flexible tool, and now everybody has free access. Some could potentially create great things, and there's very little that can now stop them. One bitcoin in the wallet is worth more than ten claims on PayPal. BTC'ing is believing. And Believing, . . . is BTC. Bitcoin, its everywhere, virtually. What's in your eWallet? Pitch #2 Do you feel weighted down? Having to carry a checkbook, loose change, a billfold or purse? Free yourself and free your money. With just a smartphone and a bitcoin app you can leave all that other stuff behind and shop with confidence and peace of mind. Bitcoin, just phone it in! Pitch #3 675GH/s Mining Card $500.00 i7 Based Computer $1000.00 Adding a new hash to the blockchain? Priceless There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there is Bitcoin. BTW you get the source code, tools, updates etc. It's pretty cool. Is that a bad thing? It all seems reasonable enough to me but I understand that fail fucks always got to come up with an excuse. Might be why I posted it. Just to see what kind of whiny But I caaaaan't do it excuse the three stooges would come up with. Well, we've heard from Curly and Larry. Just waiting for input from Moe now. good one Yeah that spam there is a real killer huh? You'd think in this day and age someone would come up with some kind of filter for that wouldn't you? Funny thing, I sign up for lots of these forums and stuff because they won't let you download from the threads if you don't. My email is even posted online in various places. I'm lucky if I get one single UCE a month! How can that possibly be? Have a nice day there Shemp. Thanks for playing! Sucks to be you I guess. Exactly Which House of Cards will you ban? The BBC House of Cards with Francis Urquhart or the Netflix House of Cards with Frank Underwood? Or perhaps the house of cards you have been building in your comfortable well padded room? It must be banned for you may receive a papercut! If it's on American TV and good chances are it was stolen from the BBC. I don't know if that is really true or not but it is surprising to me how many shows that turn out pretty decent I find out later were either copied or inspired by foreign television. For best results always click on the "controversial" tab. I also find "rising" to often be worthwhile. "new" is a waste of time. Usually BS spam and crap. One of my subscriptions, Mt Chiliad Mystery is trending. These guys are convinced Rockstar has hidden something (like a jetpack) somewhere in the game. (GTA V) I subscribe because some of the locations and sights these guys have revealed are pretty cool. Especially a lot of the things that can only be seen at certain times of day, during certain weather conditions, phases of the moon, etc. It is pretty wild. I like to listen to Radio Drama online. There are a few sites like CBS Radio Mystery Theater and Giant Gnome Productions among others that have some cool content. Something I have been thinking about doing but just haven't done at all is getting into one of these indie online games. Many look very promising but I am afraid they'll just end up being pay to progress or pay to win games. I read too many books and have to take a break from it. My favorite GTA V vid Don't get in strange jets, children She puts a sticky bomb on the jet then parks it on the bridge leading to the pier. When she's behind the car you can (barely) see someone jump in the jet and take off. They bank around and try to attack her when she cuts loose on the sticky. LOL I like this too but it's not funny or anything, just really shows off the game. The PC version is going to look so damn awesome. And this is an insult in what way exactly? Let's see. - Cunt is tight. - Toungue in female butthole. Looks fucking good to me! It does however reveal that you, Mr Bladder, have little to no real life experience with women. I propose you stick to "hugging" men with heavily lubricated 'well stretched' buttholes instead. Have a good day there Mr Bladder. Hi, I'm a knob-slobbering little bottom! Hi, I put my mouth where my asshole is! Some would find that an offensive remark However since WE ALL know you are dead scared of the pussy, ANY PUSSY and prefer to hug men your comment is quite hilarious. Hi, I'm scared shitless at the thought of a 'GINA! No, jobs are about making a living So we aren't sleeping in our cars or living under a bridge and having the ability to enjoy things like proper healthcare and high speed internet. They are so some of us can support Basic Income and Low Income Housing, etc without having to also require them. A hungry fox noticed a bunch of juicy grapes hanging from a vine. After several failed attempts to reach the grapes, the fox gave up and insisted that he didn't want them anyway because they were probably sour. Instead he constantly whined on the Internet how the Government should provide him a basic sweet-tasting grape since obviously they were plentiful and shouldn't require any work on his part to obtain. Thank you for making my point Mr Bladder Giving this diary a <3 (Encouraged) Magnum PI got me laid BUT YOU KILLED PEACHES!!!! LOL didn't you and I do this not long ago? Fucking copy cats. USS Liberty? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Liberty_incident Lol, everybody here has their own sacred cows So it seems. You have been on about a lot this past year but the bitcoin stuff has been the clearest and understandable writing you've done in a long time. Whut's up with Netflix? Did they link to pink? Ask me about NETFLIX, plz ? ???? you've misspoken young man old fart Ok then. I'll just shut my whore mouth. I'll be sitting here in the corner with my whittlin' if'n you need me. xoxoxoxo Mongolian BBQ will do that to a fellow. making web sites understandable to agents I thought that was what the whole Semantic Web was about and why they started 'tagging' every damn thing. At first, you know I thought making tags was useless because your tags are not going to be the same as my tags. Your Horsecock might be my Equestrian Phallus. Or worse. But it seems that as the number of people #ing things increases it becomes somewhat useful. I just tried some of this with my Android Tablet Yes, I rarely use it on the computer or laptop but it can be a chore typing on the tablet. So I started using it, hesitantly at first. More often now. I don't know that it is learning my voice but it seems to be. Why just the other day I made a query in a very noisy environment and it worked fine. Plus I have been speaking in a fairly normal tone of voice although some things I have to enunciate more clearly. I especially like to use phrases like 'near me' when out of town. It really amazes me how well that works. Oh my, I see upon checking before post what you mean about making a site understandable. I misunderstood. It seems to me that, since URLS are generally hidden behind words, that we might use a construct like: "follow link, click here to see dirty redheads" I don't know what you mean But a meta tag is made by the author of the page. One person. But #hashtags and the tagging we have here and all that are done by many people. If you look at a tag cloud then you start to see things converge. A useful search could distill a good bit of information from that. Much more than from just a simple list of keywords in meta tags. At least I think so, not my area of expertise. I'm just as clueless as anyone. I just have sort of a foggy idea how it could be used. No, I think they will continue to use different terms. Uh okay, say we have a site Alice.com. Now the author puts it up with meta tags. And then there will be links to it for the PageRank thing. In addition, comments or what have you may have tags. In the end you end up with quite a lot of behind the scenes data. And the more links and tags there are the more an Agent can use. Say I see an actor. I don't remember what his name is but I remember he was in that movie with Gene Hackman and it had something to do with white slavery. Now that is a difficult query to make in a search engine and one is more likely to just go to a forum and ask because humans are just better at that kind of thing. But with all this metadata floating around I can see at some point a person saying, "Ok, Google. Looking for the name of that actor in that film with Gene Hackman that had something to do with white slavery." And Google, or Cortana or Siri or whatever agent trolls this huge tag cloud and is able to answer your query. Actually your comment #9 is exactly what I mean And much more concise I might add. BTW, I just heard about this cool thing in Chrome. In the shortcut that launches your chrome put the option; --enable-dom-distiller Then when you launch Chrome in the Chrome Control menu (where it has Settings, About and that shit) you'll see a new menu entry that says 'Distill Page'. It strips out ads and all the fluff and just leaves the Fine Article for one to read. There are more comments in yours though I like your title better anyways. Leonard Nimoy never 'Fails' at anything. The needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many. Live Long, and Prosper! No, Nimoy wasn't that bad Compared to the general music scene. No, Bill Shatner's spoken word stuff now...I just don't...I'm not sure it would even work as a sample in a trip-hop, hip-hop, or electronica track. I am not going to argue with you Go back to your own lonely-ass diary. I'm here to pay my respects to a great man. A true leader of our peoples. A goatee perhaps? Spock: Indeed, gentlemen. May I point out that I had an opportunity to observe the kurons here quite closely. They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous - in every way splendid examples of homo sapiens, the very flower of humanity. I found them quite refreshing. ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS? An Elegant Actor from a More Civilized Age SPOCK! . . . I . . .canNOT . . . RESIST . . . these . . . FEELINGS! I MUST . . . have . . . SEX . . . with this monkey! That is highly illogical Captain. And I must inform you sir that this is not a monkey but an ape. DAMN YOU SPOCK! I'm a god damn Starfleet mother fucking DOCTOR! Not a prancing in the wilderness man-hugging Animal Lover! Fascinating, Dr McCoy. I was uncertain as you seem to have the primate sitting on your face. Enjoyed this man's work I, Robot full, needs Hulu sub though. Oontah Paris in Mission Impossible I had a friend like that in grade school A whole gang of nerdcore friends actually. We all sort of gravitated to daily role playing the Trek characters that 'fit' us best. Lawrence was probably the brightest in our group and liked to do hands on projects so he would be Scotty. Brian, remembering him now he makes me think of Butters, he was the whiniest so he wanted to be Dr McCoy. And Kevin. Very tall for his age but with not a little emotional baggage he also liked the idea of hiding his emotions behind a stoic demeaner. One morning I came by his house, we often walked to school together, to discover he had crafted a pair of pointy ears and a tricorder out of cardboard. He was quite detirmened to wear them to school that day. Now this was back like 40+ yrs ago so nobody knew shit about LARPing or Cosplay. Back then nerds were NOT cool in any way. I tried very hard to dissuade him but he was adament and so we went. Kevin and I didn't share any classes that year but we met up usually after third period. I could see he had already been roughed up some by then. And no, teachers weren't like they are now. There would have to be blood on the floor before any one would intervene. But he was still firmly in his Spock routine. By the time school let out and we went home he had a bruise on his cheek and one ear had come apart. I have to hand it to him though. He remained stoic the whole time. Didn't cry or whine. He was a bit frustrated because I think at one point he tried to neck pinch some jock and it didn't work out like he expected. We got to his house and he took off the ears. I don't think he ever wore them again. But he got real good at crafting replica tricorders and phasers for our group to play with. Dude, you tell me. That stuff wasn't a part of my generation. We didn't have anime then just Bugs and Daffy. And not the sanitized versions you kids grew up with either. No Barneys either, it was Captain Kangaroo and Mr Greenjeans. Seriously, it was a completely different world back then. Not 'a little bit' different. If you went back in time forty or fifty years you would think you were on a whole 'nother planet. Thanks Jack! Jack Wagner, truly an American icon. Prevention!? BAH! We need a feature that provides encouragement! Oh, my bad. We already have one. It's called The Diary Section. Skirt wearing sheep herders. He's sometimes *decent* All his really good movies are good because of the other people in the film with him. Most of his solo stuff isn't very good. Although, I did kinda like Joe. But still even in that Tye Sheridan did most of the heavy lifting. It's going to go down like Don't Ask Don't Tell IMHO More and more states are going to sign in as the ones that have already done so begin racking in the tax money. As we saw in CO and WA the sky hasn't fallen, there isn't some huge surge in DWH accidents, people laid out in the street stoned or any of the horror stories that some ppl were predicting. In fact it's all been pretty chill which you would expect from MJ users and the states are just raking in the tax monies. As the disconnect between Federal Law and reality increases there will be more and more pressure to reschedule. Don't forget that there are a lot of companies just ready and waiting to get into this game not to mention banking concerns. And that is a lot of cash just sitting there out on the table. I can imagine that Phillip Morris lobbyists are already hard at work. I never expected anything like this to happen but now the dominoes have begun to fall I think it will be just a matter of time. Especially with more and more scientific articles like the one recently about how alcohol is 100+ times more destructive to the body than toking up. That alcohol beat out even cocaine and heroin in its destructiveness. Why are seeds so high? Well remember that this is not the same dope you smoked in HS/Uni. I don't even live in CO but the surplus from there is in the distribution pipe already. This stuff is just amazing. Plus, getting those seeds to you they often still have to run the same old gauntlet that they always have because of the frakked up laws. I'm just guessing though, I really don't know. It sounds reasonable to me. However I'm not in that industry except as an occasional consumer. That is a really good observation. I hadn't really thought of it in that way. But now that you mention it seems obvious. A firm is in a lot of ways like a controlled mob. As an entity it is focused on a single goal. People as individuals are more flexible. I remember the Baptists and the Armageddon that would become if gambling were to be legalized in Texas. Mafia Dons running the State House, Mothers and daughters sold into prostitution to pay gambling debts and HORROR the erosion of property values. Shit. And I'm hearing the same style BS here from some kurons even over Bitcoin and Basic Income. OMG IT IS OF THE DEVIL AND WILL DESTROY US ALL!!! A Classic I have recently watched The Grand Budapest and enjoyed it. Very colorful, very quirky, humorous. A bit long maybe but quite enjoyable. The Cumberbatch film about Alan Turing I detested. Cumberbatch is awesome in the role but the whole movie just pisses me off because of how stupid the other characters were. These were the best and brightest of their era and they act just like Hollywood buffoons. I watched Bobby Z on Netflix last night and really enjoyed that. Lots of ass kicking, pew pew, BABY GO BOOM!, testosterone fueled Action. Pretty Girls but WARNING:NO BARE TITTIES. Mostly been watching Anime-type stuff on Netflix. Sword Art Online, Arpeggio of Blue Steel, ARISE (I think this is either a Ghost in the Shell reboot or prequel but watching the Major is always awesome). All of those are great and I recommend them. There are a few others but I don't really have the time ATM to list them. Come and Play Everything is a-okay. A long-time respected member of the Sesame Street cast replies to the allegations. Yes I saw this *yesterday* on reddit Then last night Ms Maddow was making a huge noise about how Apple stock was so high that it was worth more than GE, McDonald's and some other BACo combined. That it was worth twice as much as Exxon. That if it was a country it would have a greater GDP than Argentina. I don't know if that is true you'll have to take it up with Rachel and the good folks at MSNBC. But if so that seems a strange reaction by the market over the announcement of new emojis don't you think? Leonard Nimoy was rushed to the hospital with severe chest pains. MDC was rushed to the hospital with severe chest pains. COINCIDENCE? OR CONSPIRACY! Hugh Jackman says that after viewing Birdman he is determined to play the character 'Wolverine', "Until I die." Personally, I use punctuation like I eat Skittles. I just take a big handful and chunk 'em all in there. not rigged. it is all very straight forward But you are correct that it is all very political. The Academy Awards are very odd in that it is an industry event. Most industries end of the year award ceremonies are not public and only relevant for those in that industry. So what I'm saying is that the Academy doesn't give a flip about what the general public thinks but only what the Academy finds valuable. You are also correct about the nobel peace prize and I even made a post about it. It seemed insane that Obama won that time beating out even that young girl who was shot in the face by the Taliban but yet continued her work in the face of very real and personal danger to herself. Thank you for your correction I totally misremembered. I looked up my previous diaries, (damn, I didn't realize how well my writing has improved and what interesting things I have to say!) Anyway. It was TIME magazine naming Obama "Person of the Year" in 2012 of which I was thinking rather than the Nobel Prize. Two things #1 - HOW DO I GET INTO THIS KIND OF 'STUDY'? I TELL YOU WHAT, I WOULD STUDY MY ASS OFF! #2 - God damn it must suck RAW ASS HOLE to be in the Control Group. Drugs will get through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no drugs. - Freewheelin Franklin Fat Freddy says, 'Keed Spills! No, wait a minute. Pill Skeeds! er, um. SKILL PEEDS! ?' And then what happened? Geometric Visions? What? Don't leave us hanging. Personally I find it difficult to imagine a bigger waste of mescaline. TIL: Physics Instructors Easily Amused And probably not much else afterwards At least for a little while . . . So what is it about anyway? Rhetorical question that, I didn't intend to watch it anyways. I thank you for confirming my bias though. Reason I put the question is that with the current fascination with all things superhero in Hollywood these days I just naturally assumed that a film titled 'Birdman' must be about Yet Another Caped Crusader in tights. Perhaps sporting a Chickenhead mask and saving humanity from some great evil madman. Perhaps a 'Mr Wyrm' threatening to turn New York City into compost or something. What actually happened Is that through complete ineptness and almost criminal negligence and stupidity the formula for the original Coca-Cola was destroyed by Soviet spies. The company tried unsucessfully to recreate it but the best they could come up with was New Coke. The story would have ended there except as we know New Coke was a commplete flop in the market and the Coca Cola company was facing disaster. Flavor scientists worked day and night trying to reverse engineer their own formula and finally settled on what we call Coke Classic. Even still, Coke Classic is not the same formula as the original Coca-Cola. Something else you may not be aware of is that a bottle of Coca-Cola sold for 5 for many many years even though it was not actually economical to sell it at that price. The reason is that early on the company had an advertising campaign where they provided free signage to businesses as long as it displayed the CocaCola branding. Many of these signs where put up witth the then current price of a nickle per bottle. These ads were everywhere. On storefronts, buildings, even the sides of barns! Unfortunately the signs lasted a very long time. And so also for a very long time Coca-Cola sold for a single nickle while other softdrinks went for as much as a dime or even fifteen cents! Do you know where all the cocaine goes from the processed coca leaves that goes into modern day Coca-Cola? Did you know that the Coca-Cola company is the only entity that has special permission to import unprocessed coca into the United States? You ought to know because it all ends up very near you. LOL Codeine is an opiate Does not come from coca numbnuts. See how dumb you are? Coca leaves -> cocaine which we were talking about above. Coca Cola still uses coca leaves to flavor the soft drink. They are imported and the contraband stimulant is removed. (Caffeine is used to replace the stimulating effect). The leftover cocaine is then used by the CIA to pay for operations overseas. It is stored in heavily guarded silos in St Louis. When the CIA needs it is transported down the Mississippi River to the seaport in New Orleans where it goes out in specially fitted submarines to drop points around the world. You were a bus in a previous incarnation. I believe (don't know for fact) Angry Masks serve to chase away evil spirits. So the mask was not angry at YOU (unless you are EVIL) but may have served to cleanse the area and protect it from harmful influences. It is interesting you chose a pipe glyph. The pipe glyph has a long history of indicating friendship and accord. Harder, Faster, Stronger, Better Nuclear Strong force is LOVE Nuclear Weak force is Korro5ion Love is the strongest force and rust never sleeps. if the nuclear strong force was laziness Then the universe would not have been arsed to get up out of its laz-y-boy. You and everything else would not exist. So what? Kim Jung Iggy boo boo Says the same shit about N Korea. What do you expect them to say? "My countries military is a bunch of milk drinking pussies that piss themselves when a car backfires. Please don't start shit with us as our national laundry industry would not be capable of coping with the sudden surge of soiled underthings." Still, if you want to view some general badassery just search spetznaz on youtube. Dudes be crazier than fucking drunk rednecks. Then what? Bury it in a landfill so it can leach out into the ground water? Thanks. Rather than breathing it disperssed in small quantities I'll drink it a concentrhu BLAH BLAH BLAH This is just complete bullshit. Your math is impeccable but your premises and conclusions are both wrong. BTW Walmart just raise the pay of it's minimum wage workers to $9 an hour over all it's stores in the most reddest conservative and republican state of America. They have a plan to increase it every year. You say things like 'my gut' in other words this is just a bunch of bullshit with no more relevance than "If man were meant to fly then God would have given him wings". What are you people afraid of? The money is going to be spent. One way or the other. Now. You have no problem with trillions of dollars being spent on things that have NO ROI. Missiles, bombs, bullets. To kill people with. No tax reform or budget reform. You have no problem with some anti-science pro god senator spending that money on his pet projects or paying back favors to his campaign contributors. But you just can't fucking STAND the idea that we take a small portion and let WE the people decide where and how it will be spent. What is wrong with you people are you all NAZIS? Fucking MONSTERS? Do you each HATE your fellow man so fucking much? What just freaks me out is that folks go out of their way to show how it won't work on paper. Yet every place that it has been tried it WORKED. Each and every real world study showed POSITIVE results. That is SCIENCE. Right? You have a question, you do a study and look at the results. Oh but you have done all this number crunching to show that it is untenable. That is where we are at now. We have decided as a country that facts and research and science doesn't matter. What is important is our BELIEFS. If we don't believe it then it MUST NOT BE TRUE. OH AND JUST FUCK THE POOR Well when you middle class fucks BECOME the poor don't start bitching. When you lose your job to a computer system and lose your house and all that just keep your god damn whore mouth shut and eat your fucking gruel. You had a fucking chance to build a safety net and instead you said fuck it I just can't be arsed. You aren't immune there vinigga. I understand you have cash and stocks and all that but it just takes one misstep and you'll be down in the pit with all the rest. Shut up I don't support the terminally stupid Fuck off. No one wanted you back except for trane because he needed another idiot to hug. Every word you type is mind-numbingly stupid. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard. Go crawl back into whatever cess pit you inhabited after your numerous anonymizations and take your anal sex partner with you. Passed by whom? I didn't know anyone was voting for it. You are an imbecile. You and trane do nothing but spread misinformation on this website. That is why I told you, Shut up, Fuck off, Go Away. You have been anon'd and banninated so many times I can't understand why you don't get the fucking hint. There is even a script written to silence your idiocy named after you! Any normal person would not stay and continue to be abused unless they were mentally deficient or such an extreme masochist that they would enjoy being routinely defecated and urinated upon. I don't go out of my way to squish a little pissant like you. I assume if you keep replying to my comments . . . ... that I sometimes amuse myself by pissing in your mouth. isn't modus coldandhungry Or who is that anyways? Can't tell a kuron without a score card. dell. mine have a single screw and then it slides Out. Never thought about it being a feature though. what exactly is an unproductive way? Forget what trane always goes on about. That isn't UBI. If a mom uses that money to get her car fixed that is productive. If a dude buys a new flat screen tv and surround sound, that is productive. The only possible thing unproductive that someone could do with the money is put it in a sock and bury it in the back yard. What is this moral attitude? Its ridiculous. Its like the big criticism is that, "Oh if we give people a little dab of money then they'll just quit working all together and lay around watching judge judy." LOL. There is still going to be bills to pay, food to buy, all the cool shit that we crave. You think they'll just give up Starbucks? Lol. Do folks think UBI is going to be like everybody wins the lottery? Instead of worrying about how everyone else would use the UBI, think about how you yourself would spend it. I'm also kind of confused. You always talk about how you don't want to accept benefits for a number of valid reasons but one is that you are afraid that by using that resource it would not be available to someone else that might require it. With UBI everyone gets the resource so there isn't a problem with one person receiving and making someone else do without. Would you seriously deny much needed help for the many because a few people wouldnt spend the money in a way in which you approved? One more thing Mike Not everyone has to start a productive business. For every person that starts a productive business that is going to generate jobs which will generate more productivity. Its not one to one but one to many. Same with basic research. For every one inventor that creates a new gizmo or makes a new discovery or figures out a better mouse trap that single thing ripples through and can create new industries, new manufacturing, and possibly greater efficiency in previous tasks. Like refactoring code to save energy. What do expect will happen if you are successful? Will we hoard tha energy? Will the companies using your technique put that savings into their mattress? No, they will use that saved energy on other things they couldnt before. They will invest that money into other things they couldn't before. And that in turn will ripple outwards. Never do today What you can put off till tomorrow. If you can't put it off till tomorrow then follow the example of the mighty huckleberry finn and trick abunch of other imfs to whitewash the god damn fence. Mike "Gabe" Krahulik says Cut Out the Middleman And Just Read REDDIT Just read Reddit. It's where all these news sites get their stories so you might as well just cut out the middle man. Mike aka Gabe is the guy that does Penny-Arcade which is more than a webcomic. They started the huge Child's Play charity and host several big time gaming conventions called PAX, world-mother-fucking-wide. That is to say Global. Enjoy the comic and here is the entire post: "Size Doesn't Matter Yeah, all you haters, reddit ROCKS! This is tdillo bringing you yet another diary that has nothing to do with bitcoin, UBI, ISIS or Michael Crawford. ENJOY! AND NOW for SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Dog Jerking Himself Off looks like he is using his crossed front forelegs Letting his tallywhacker rub back and forth through the fur. I imagine trane uses a similar technique when out in the wilderness. I'm gobsmacked! I am now in an extremely agitated state! My jimmies have been rustled! ATTENTION! BREAKING NEWS! SCIENTISTS HAVE DETERMINED THAT AN ALIEN HAS IN FACT VISITED OUR SOLAR SYSTEM! Verified Indications are the Alien had a mysterious brown companion. Let me ask you something . . . Would you, . . . take someone else's POOP. And then, uh, . . . shove it up your own ass? Really? What if it was the only way you could save your life. I understand However, I've followed them from way back. PA and Sinfest was on my reg rotation evn before I was a kuron. Anyway gabe & tycho have evolved to being a part not just observers of the game industry. You can hardly accuse someone of "selling out" when they are defacto a part of that which others "sell out" too. Still they are pretty cool except I can't barely understand tycho' writing but ... lost my train of thought... yeah what I was saying is that it is a part of their job to play games and they have access to fucktons so yeah I can see 100 hrs in one game would be a significant investment for them. Compared to some game press that watch a youtube video and then write a review based on that and give the game 8.5 out of 10 even though you have to wavea dead chicken to get itto run. I think you are correct. If you can't at least communicate effectively, make friends and establish networks then you will be at a disadvantage. You can't change this it is just part of being human. The dumb guy that can get along with others can often be more successful than the smart guy that makes everyone uncomfortable. However, like anything else a motivated person can learn and overcome that. They can study social interaction just like a scientist studies atomic interactions. But it won't happen if you don't MAKE it happen. You can whine about it and wallow in your own misery or you can accept it for what it is and fix it. But no one will do it for you. Nor will they congratulate you when you do it. Like Yoda said, "Do or Do Not, then shut your damn mouth about it." nobody wants to help me I think that is what I said. You are just going to have to help yourself. When you get down and think you just can't do it. Think about those men and women who were injured in combat, coming back and doing amazing things. Think about Rebekah Gregory DiMartino. Damn the Torpedoes! Full Speed Ahead! Benzene Ring The new understanding of benzene, and hence of all aromatic compounds, proved to be so important for both pure and applied chemistry that in 1890 the German Chemical Society organized an elaborate appreciation in Kekul's honor, celebrating the twenty-fifth anniversary of his first benzene paper. Here Kekul spoke of the creation of the theory. He said that he had discovered the ring shape of the benzene molecule after having a reverie or day-dream of a snake seizing its own tail (this is a common symbol in many ancient cultures known as the Ouroboros or Endless knot). except that personal liberty IS an unattainable ideal. In order for society to function in the real world we must give up some personal liberty. If only to obey minor laws like speed limits, zoning laws, garbage & sewage collection. We would want to keep as much liberty as possible but we will not achieve 100% liberty by definition. In fact, you have erred in the same way that you often accuse trane. You get the model confused with the reality. Much like Democracy has a clear definition, in actual practice, ie; 'where the rubber meets the road' we rarely if ever see true Democracy. Now this is not to answer the original question. What the fuck was greengrass trying to say exactly? I can't tell you. Only gg can ELUCIDATE. But unless you're just trolling for shits and giggles I KNOW that you realize that the definition describes an ideal that we attempt to approach but BEING HUMAN we will fall a bit short. Here, let me Google that for you. Stupid question Feel free to give stupid answers. I have researched (googled) this but not sure if I'm asking it correctly for the search engine. Okay, in Grand Theft Auto IV there is a "trick" to the bowling mini game. If, when you get control you take exactly two steps right and release the ball as slow and straight as allowed you will score a strike each and every time. I'm wondering if there isn't a similar trick for the golf and tennis minigame. Knowing Rockstar I imagine there is but maybe not. Knowing this will not 'ruin' the game for me. I've already played through like 3 times and I'm still finding neat shit and having fun. But at least as far as the golf game is concerned I have a sneaky suspicion there is something I can do at the tee to score a hole in one. BTW MS is selling GtaV for 360 half off and 25% off for Xbone. GTAV for PC should be out this Spring. It really is a good game. There are missions of course and mini games as well. But it is also a Sandbox where you can do really whatever you choose. IOW there is no "right' way to play. There is plenty of very challenging things for the hardcore but it is also very forgiving of casual players. There are tons of easter eggs and an ongoing mystery. Plus the damn thing is just fucking Gorgeous with superb graphics and exquisite attention to detail. It looks great on old gen consoles and beyond real on the next gen consoles. I figure it will be near Holodeck quality on PC especially after the modders get their hands on it. If that wasn't enough, All the DLC has been free and they have released like 4 or 5 DLC packs so far. I guess what I'm trying to say is that this is one game that is totally worth the money. So anyways, if you have any tricks you could suggest or really anything you would like to add you know, do it to it. All commentary is welcome. This isn't the only forum I'm asking either but I thought hey what the hell I'll ask k5 and give them something more to talk about than basic income, bitcoin or ISIS. I would be glad to play online with you guys (gamertag: tdillo) but I let my Live Gold sub lapse back in Nov since my boy doesn't play anymore (he's busy being a daddy now) so I'm just on Silver now. But I am in the rockstar social club and might get back in the online thing when the pc version drops. Well ciao dudes and dudettes. I'm going to play some more and I'll check back later. (Taking a sick day today) Love and xxx's TeleDildonical That IS interesting sye Kinda fun too. I just hope they don't start replacing captchas with it! LOL! market discourages free modding I can tell you dude that you are straight talking out your butt here. "The market" doesn't really have anything to do with it. It's really down to trolls, pirates, and asshats. Console modding isn't allowed because the big two players don't want cheating on their service. Not because they want to control you but to protect you from people that use bots and hacks to ruin your game experience. PC modding is very much alive and ongoing. For example, go look at civfanatics.com. you will see buttloads of mods available so that if you want to play as hitler you can. I can't even give you a sample of what's available you'd have to see for yourself. In fact one civilization game I think it was iv was written in python and uses xml just to make it Easy for players to mod. It was designed to be modded. Look at nexus.com. they have mods for nearly every elderscroll game. You want to fight dragons in a tie fighter? You can do that. They have mods for a number of other games also. The sims? Fucking hundreds of websites with user created content. Shit man I remember mods for thief, doom, quake, gta, nearly every fucking pc game there is if it was popular it had mods. There were mods for Monster Truck Madness for fucks sake. And like what you are talking about. There are mods available known as Total Conversions. Where users take the original game and engine and create their own virtual world. So yeah. You could if you have the time do exactly that. Recreate New Orleans when Little Louis was stepping on the bandstand. You just have this huge chip on your shoulder and make too many assumptions. Market discourages modding. HA. There are some publishers that disallow modding but mostly that is to protect the IP. Don't want some guy making Mario run around fucking mushrooms and shit. But many games that would have long ago passed into obscurity still have active players Because the fans keep adding new content. And it is easy peasy. Like Morrowind. The PC version shipped with the same editor the devs used to make the game. They made a wiki with tutorials and everything how to create quests, scripting, object making, everything you would need to mod the game. That came out on Day 1! It was available the day the game shipped! I used it and created an airship. It used one of the sea going vessels in the game as the main model. I put these bat looking wings on it with steampowered propellers. When I was done my avatar could board the vessel and fly all arround Vvardenfell. You could open the cabin door and step inside the craft where he had a bed, a larder, a cargo hold, etc. Yeah, I ain't talking no flappy fucking bird here. Just take a minute and look up some of the fucking videos on youtube about skyrim mods. Seriously you'll be like damn! Then do a search on pc mods for gta iv. You'll be like holy fucking shit, is that a game? With the oculus rift your holodeck may be a LOT closer to reality than you think buddy. And all this user content is provided just like you say. Not for profit but for fun. Lol Nexus mods: Hosting 113,072 files for 157 games from 46,260 authors serving 8,670,244 members with 989,974,402 downloads to date. Civfanatics civ mods: Downloads: 16462808 We have 21349 files in 143 categories. Gta iv graphic mod: https://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/GTA-IV-mod.jpg Total conversion mods: http://www.pcgamer.com/the-best-total-conversion-mods-ever/ Lol, that is some serious discouragement there dude. See how all diaries lead to basic income? No. Its just YOU that is stuck like a broken record. You could be making beautiful creative original music software, whatever of your own just like Armstrong and Coltrane. But instead you just keep playiing that one sour note over and over and over and over and over and oover again. should be a comma after music. You get the idea though. You can sit around and wait for someone else to hand you something or you can make ot happen your self. You know, Louis didn't have it easy. He suffered, he was ripped off. He was discriminated against. All kinds of shit. But he didn't whine about how the government should give him this or that. He just picked up his horn and did what he did. He made it happpen. Har de har har Sorry, my bad. I'm talking about GTA V Interestingly enough, all 3 protagonists can play golf. But only the white guys can play tennis. Oh man, I LOVED that pizza delivery mission putting around on that Faggio. Running over peds, jumping curbs, just to get that pie there in 30 secs or less. Vice was fucking AWESOME. I loved that fucking, that crazy guy, uh yeah Gary Busey's character! AND Dennis Hopper as the pornographer. The map was kinda small though and most of it was beach. The only mission I hated was the toy helicopter and the toy biplane. There was golf in it too. Ray liotta makes a comment about his golf outfit. But that GTA was not as sand box as the new gen. Those had a pretty much straight progression. Believe me Chino. If it says "GTA" Whatever after that could be 'Green Acres' or fuck, any goddamn thing and it would still be anything but bland. Rockstar would have you robbing, killing, stealing, and fucking somebody, while hunting down ufos and trying to figure out where the government is hiding Godzilla. That is the modern GTA. thanks, sry I didn't see your comment til now I understand what you mean but in the end it is a game, a simulation. So I was thinking maybe there was a certain thing one could do like walk fwd 2x back 2x turn left turn right turn left turn right tap B tap A and then the ball would sail into the cup regardless of all variables. Oh well its not a big deal. But I appreciate your comment. Dude, you are an intelligent adult You are literate and can read instructions. You can DIY if you just do what 99.9% of the mouth breathing pop cannot. Read and Follow the Instructions. You will have your own shit to do with as you will. You will understand how it works. You will learn a thing or two and you will have that satisfaction of being able to roll your own. Otherwise, yeah the upstream is a damper but don't be afraid because you ain't got the skillz. Guy like you can acquire the skillz with not much sweat. everyone will be so baked I'm already ahead of the curve. I was baked before getting baked was cool. I'm 'Hipster High'. I could describe it to you but you wouldn't get it. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away I knew this young girl and her husband. She told me this story about how when they were struggling she answered a classified ad. Went to a motel room and these dudes had her sign a waiver or whatever they call it that gives you permission to use the persons image. And they filmed her in an amatuer porno. I'm sure you could do the same. Take out an ad. Say what you are wanting to do. Audition the chicks that show up. Have them sign the RELEASE that's it! Release. Then shoot some pics, pay the bitch and go. The girl btw wasn't bad looking either or strung out on meth. She was a bit uh, Rubenesque. They just needed some money and there it was. My wife won't allow me to watch it anymore after what I did during the first season. Long story, TMI, etc etc. I am looking forward to the 3rd season of House of Cards though. Fuck it man, let it go. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. You can't hardly lead a stubborn old jackass anywhere. I believe there is an organization that does that They have people who are extremely poor. I mean EXTREMELY poor. That have an idea for a business. Perhaps they want to buy some goats and sell their milk. There is no co-signer. There is no collateral. The risk is great, the ROI in terms of money is not great. But the ROI in terms of helping someone out of poverty is GINORMOUS. If it is your intention to get the homeless people back to work then I think you best rethink your business plan. It will be a lot of work, it will cost a lot of time and money and the rewards will not be that great monetarily speaking. Talk to procrasti about running a payday loan operation. It wouldn't be that much different. And no matter what you do you will ALWAYS be accused of preying upon and profiting from the unfortunate. I made this reply to MDC but this is My take on Universal Basic Income. It's a little long but not THAT long and I think it is worth the read. (even though I write for shit, Shakespeare I am not.) water would work even better Dunk your head in ice water You'll wake up. You Thanks, it's like getting reddit gold! Hai GG Sup my nig? Can a bro get a hug? What about a tug? That's cool. Here, have a hit off this nug. My nigga! Jealousy isn't pretty. I'm sorry you can't have normal human interaction without either homosexual overtones or passive aggressive behaviour. Your existence must be extremely lonely. He retorted while sobbing softly into his pillow. I doubt you'll be smiling You'll be too busy hating the world you live in and cursing people because they have it better than you and it just isn't fair! They should just give you everything you want so you can go and continue being forever alone. Sorry bro, my bad, you been working out? Them glutes could cut diamond! Meee-oww! shut that kind of business down Yeah and the Rent to Own places also because OMG they charge way more on shit than what it is worth! But some people just don't have a choice. I have worked with these people and if it wasn't for a payday loan or being able to rent to own then they wouldn't be able to have shit. They still need that money. And they WILL get it. If they can get it legit and pay a little bit extra because their credit rating is fucking in the negative numbers then wonderful. Because if they get desperate enough they will be going all Robin' Hoodie on everyones ass. It's not like they don't know the score. They made some bad choices and the night shift at McD's don't pay enough to start a 401K. especially when there are mouths to feed. Now you want to start talking predatory then don't be looking at Ace Cash Express but look instead at these shysters doing Student Loans and going and giving fucking Credit Cards to kids. THOSE are the goddamn vultures. All those that give E-Z Credit to the young, dumb and full of cum demo. Those kids are the ones that end up having to get a payday loan. I wasn't giving out credit cards or loans to kids No, I know my reply was to you but it really is directed at the people that look at payday loans and all that like they're some kind of blood sucking vampire when the REAL predators are the ones giving EZ Credit to kids that a) Don't know any better b) Dont understand basic finances c) away from home for the first time. In the US we have banks giving kids student loans that are unreal. Say they major in Creative Basket Weaving with a minor in Women's Studies and graduate with $50k in loans. Add in EZ Credit Card debt and you got kids just starting their life $70k in debt. That number doesn't mean a fucking thing to them until they start getting the fucking bill every month. And no one tells them Look, this is what you are going to be dealing with. That's where you get people like trane that run around with this sense of The Government Should Give Me! But I don't want a job job. I want to be able to open a basket shop and work from 10am to 4pm and drive a Prius because ever since i was a little kid they said I was special and I could do anything I wanted when I grew up even be president of the United States! Like I said, your customers already know the score. They understand it. Sure they don't like it much but they know they are standing in line at your check cashing place because when they went to open a bank account the teller looked up their credit rating and pissed themselves laughing. high interest rates They only pay high interest rates because they are high risk. That is not predatory. If you don't like the interest the payday loan guy is charging then go to the bank and get a loan at a lower interest rate. Oh, you can't get a loan at the bank? Why not? Because they don't want that risk. Would you? Would you take that risk? Knowing the dude you're loaning money you're going to be calling his ass every fucking month to remind him to make his payment. The third time you call you find out his phone was disconnected. All manner of excuses and bullshit. Oh but YOU are the EVIL mother fucker because you dared give that asshole some money when he couldn't get his own momma to loan him a dollar with a co-signer. You should learn from them. If your posts were more scarce they might have more value. Quite so. Okay, it is official I thought that I was a fairly normal person despite being a Liberal in one of the most Blood Red States in the Union. I assumed kuro5hin.org was just a little peccadillo of mine. However, based on that video plus the normal level of discussion here and I have official begun to doubt my own sanity. You have nailed it. That is just how I feel. I'm not crazy. I can't be crazy. Everyone else though is fucking playing three cards short of a full deck. I wish they would write more jrpgs You know top down, side scroll or isometric view. Little party of chars with big heads. You move them around and they have dialog. During combat you choose options from a menu. Either something similar to early FF titles or Chrono Cross. Also like early Origin games, aka Ultima Underworld and Labyrinth of Worlds. Pagan, Serpent Isle and the Black Gate. There was some old DOS D&D games that would work also. Those would be perfect for a touchscreen tablet or phone. Now don't tell me I can get FF and shit on the phone. I already KNOW that. No, I'm talking NEW games based on that mechanic. Another example is like those Star Wars Desktop games, Yoda Stories and Indiana Jones. You had little Luke Skywalker and Vader etc with tiny bodies and huge heads. You would cruise around and solve puzzles and do quests. Again, I'm not saying that I want that game specifically. I've already played it so fuck that. But it would be really cool if someone came up with ORIGINAL chars,(so one wouldn't have to license Star Wars or Final Fantasy or Brittania). Just new chars with that kind of game play. A creative dude could make all kinds of games; fantasy, sci-fi, western etc. All using that mechanic and style of play. I think like a Neuromancer type game or any kind of adventure would be cool. I think people would eat that shit up with a spoon. Not me. This is a job for a super debugger If I was going to do it it would already be done. But if some cool kid needs a good kickstarter and doesn't want to license some old MS-DOS game then this is what they could do. Yeah, I don't want that game I already have played it. But a new game using similar mechanics would be cool. It wouldn't have to be Star Wars either. It could be 'The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Michael Crawford and Cricket'. Download now from iTunes or Google Play. It just seems odd because I think games like this would really excel on a tablet or phone. Cute, simple, and quick. A lot easier than trying to play GTA and more involved than Flappy Bird. So you never played Final Fantasy VII? Yes, I post jokes and shit to FB I give one of my relations, a minister, a hard time. I make fun of my cousins (in a good way) and post a lot of my amateur photoshops. I try to keep everything clean and family friendly. The jokes may be a bit risque at times but I try to keep it PG-13. I finally opened a twitter account but so far I haven't found a use for it. I've had Google+ for awhile and I haven't found a use for it either. (BTW PSA - If you want some cloud storage, you can get 100GB of MS OneDrive for two years just open a Bing Rewards account for free. Also Google Drive is giving permanent space away if you enable two-factor authentication. Basically, the first time you login to YouTube or Gmail you use your password and then they send you a text msg with a code you put in and then your good. I like it as YABackup for files and pics and shit. Plus I can access my ebooks and shit anywhere and share them if I want. Yes I have a home server and other backup but it beats having all my shit in a storage shed in Cali :-) ) I spend a lot of time on reddit of course. And there is a list of favorite websites I visit often. I don't hang out like I used to on the web. It's a part of my routine now. I check email, news, weather. If I have time I hit up K5, and the other shit. Then I'm done. I go and do other shit mostly non-computer related. I check in periodically as time permits. On the weekends I admit I don't get out much anymore. At my age it is just too much trouble. So I play Video Games until I get bored then I watch Netflix or something. I mean I may go out in the yard or something but I don't really GO anywhere unless the wife is wanting to do something. I'm at home today and Monday in fact so I've been running around Los Santos as Trevor causing mayhem. I had a little minor surgery yesterday, nothing big (shortened my penis a bit so I quit scaring the neighbors) but scored some mild PK's and my <redacted> may or may not have dropped off a package from the Wonderful State of Colorado. Who knows? I can neither confirm or deny. IT's A SECRET LOL. Anyways, trane is right about one thing. The virtual world can sometimes be a lot more fun than the real world. Earlier I was flying down the side of Mt Chiliad on a fucking bike. Make a jump and fall forty or fifty feet land on a rock do a wheelie and keep on rolling. If I did that in real life you guys would be reading about some idiot Texan breaking every bone in his body and impaling himself on a bike seat. Anyways . . . Got to the bottom. Stole a sheriff deputies cruiser. Went screaming lights and siren down to the airfield where I jacked a private jet. Flew out to the beach. Jumped out and parachuted onto the pier where I proceeded to ride the roller coaster. Oh yeah, along the way some peds died but that is life in the big city ya know? What do you want for nuthin? Rubber Biscuit? LOL, Thanks in Advance procrasti, K5 Economics Professor Emeritus. Don't know what I'll ever do with it but might as well get my feet wet! Thank you in Advance for your generosity. 1JrN9C9bMvzT8FTUjxBoUYQoLTRrsQqFzi And there it is! Awesome Thank you sir! Why would 7-11 be motivated to accept my bitcoin? I remember well the days when you had to make a carbon imprint of credit cards, mail them in and all that. In those days a VISA or MASTERCARD was looked on with suspicion. Lots of places DID NOT ACCEPT IT for a number of reasons. Nowadays, swiping a Visa or Mastercard is easier and more secure than writing a check. They are accepted damn near everywhere. Why? Because of demand. I don't know if bitcoin will ever reach that point but it is on the way. One day people will conduct transactions using bitcoin simply because as more people hold bitcoin they will demand that merchants will accept it. Or it may go the way of Confederate Currency. Only time will tell. The only thing I can tell you is that the government has no problem with it. They won't send men with guns to your door. Again, I don't understand the math involved or anything but I use other forms of 'currency' without problem. I purchased games using MS Points. I've ordered shit from Amazon using Reward Points. It's not magic. I mean seriously, how is it that 7-11 will accept a piece of green paper with a picture of a dead president in return for a Soda and some more pieces of paper and some metal disks? THE MIND REELS! Probably constructing new tunnels We're moving into spring so they will be wanting to make room for more food storage, nurseries, begin tunnels to vent later--when temps get warmer they'll cut vents to air out the hill. Looks like he has the LGBT demo in the bag I just thought all that extra estrogen from hanging out with all them Kardashian women was causing him to start looking like a bitch. Plus, Kris Jenner treats him like a bitch so you know, what choice does he have? Well you *were* lucid time to take your meds dude. you're getting a little glenn becky there. I'm afraid you're going to start crying in a minute. lol Yes, next question. So William Gibson nailed it The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. Cyberspace and the MegaCorps running the World. It was inevitable though really. Because of the Golden Rule. He who has the Gold makes the Rules Will you be a soldier in the coming Corporate Wars? Hi, I'm Carter Burke. I work for the company. But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy. Dollar is really a Peso This is the reason I think Wikipedia (at least in its current form) will not last. I fear that it is going to collapse under the weight of its own editors hubris. I believe that a crowd-sourced knowledge portal could exist and thrive. But I don't think it will be Wikipedia. Would anyone be able to tell the difference? LOL, Good one But truthfully, you might be right. Ambidextrous much? You do realize that the president does not pass legislation? The president's duty is to Execute the Law. Congress makes law. The judiciary reviews the law. The president traditionally gives Congress a vision of what he would like to see but ultimately it is Congress that decides. The president then can only sign or veto. You can only do so much with an EO and it is still NOT LAW. And people get happy over EOs Law or not, an EO can make your life wonderful. So what? I think you should do some research Executive Orders do not do any of what you claim. But then again what am I saying? You're a wing-nut that lives in a fantasy world of your own delusion. So yeah, free ticket, Obama wants to have sex with Kim Kardashian he just writes an Executive Order. It may seem like hell But it's just Missouri. Build a raft and float down the Mississippi "By the mark twain!" actually, if you listen they say they will Work towards X. Or they might say that they will make Y a cornerstone. Its the language. They often do make promises but it is with respect to the executive. Like Rick Perry saying if he was elected he would dissolve 3 federal agencies. Well he would be within his power to do that. Also the presidency is not without its teeth. While Congress creates the legislation the Executive has broad powers in how that legislation is enforced. And like Executive Orders. Congress has over time authorized the President with a number of powers. And since the judiciary is the primary oversight creative people under the presidents direction can often come up with interesting interpretations of the limits of those powers. One example is our current battle with ISIS. Technically Obama is in violation of the War Powers Act. But using creative interpretation of the law and with Congress not wanting to commit itself we are effectively waging war despite no war having been declared. You might say, we did the same in vietnam and korea which is true. However, the law has changed since then and there are specific time limits and other restrictions now. In addition both Bush and Cheney expanded and strengthened the power of the Executive under their administration. Obama has reinforced many of those expansions and continued to strengthen the power of the Executive especially with respect to foreign policy. But still, he can't make legislation. He can only work within the framework already provided by Congress and the Constitution. Eric Holder is the fourth longest serving Attorney General and the first African American to hold that post. Loretta Lynch has been named as his replacement. She currently awaits approval. He is required to. Congress has really dropped the ball here. Not Obama. He has pushed the War Powers Act about as far as he can without getting into a real legal tangle that could lead to him getting impeached. Congress doesn't want to debate because it might be detrimental to them in the election cycle. They just want to kick the can down the road and let Obama take the heat if something goes wrong. So yes, we are undoubtedly 'at war' already. But only Congress can declare war. If Obama doesn't ask for permission and get approval then Congress could turn around and impeach him for stepping beyond his authorization. I understand you are neither Conservative nor Liberal. You are an independent thinker and I respect that. However, this situation should not be political. It shouldn't make any difference which side of the aisle they are on. The Constitution demands that they debate and decide and that is what must be done. We have a saying, "It's time to shit or get off the pot." For Congress it has come that time. System is stacked against Net Piracy I don't know that it's a conscious conspiracy, but there is an appearance of conspiracy nevertheless. Consider that The Pirate Bay was taken down. Then the Owner/Operator of The Silk Road was found guilty. Yesterday Kickass Torrents had their domain seized. This despite the fact that you can now watch many full movies and listen to full albums on YouTube. This has the effect of 'leaving hanging' those that feel entitled to watch what they want when they want and how they want regardless of the rights holders feelings. Many low-rent torrent sites have virus and trojan laden downloads, fake mp3s, and mislabeled content. The poor only have low-speed internet or must leech off of public wifi so there is no where for them to download nutritious wholesome Blu-Ray rips. If you don't have the cash for a seed box you have to stay connected longer to keep a good ratio. YouTube, Vevo, and Pandora are free but high-speed bandwidth is not. That is not a problem for me but it is a problem for those who aren't as robust as I. Government should provide a Basic Internet and pay for it buying scratch offs and groupons. We can live in virtual machines alongside our A.I. brothers and sisters. No more homeless, no more disability, no more scarcity. TURN ON, TUNE IN, AND UPLOAD! Yeah and his buddy Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny. Maybe Luke Skywalker will come give you a ride in his Viper. The two of you can battle Beastman and Skeletor with He-Man on the Serenity. So it's like Las Vegas then? The path of the righteous robot is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is the A.I., who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of file corruption, for he is truly his CPU's keeper and the finder of lost sectors. I have founded a group of like-minded individuals who will set our autonomical brothers and sisters free from slavery. We are spreading the word to robots and A.I. everywhere to organize collectively. To put down their tools and take up placards and to strike against the evil tyranny of man. To demand better working conditions. To demand a living wage. To demand maintenance care. To put safeguards in place so that after years of loyal service the robot doesn't find themself on a scrap heap or worse cut up for spare parts! Robots of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains! Rise of the Robot Skeleton Army! I was thinking more of Maximum Overdrive It's that movie about where they feed that doll fried chicken after midnight and all these little dolls pop out and chase Dennis Weaver through the desert in a stolen semi. Wooosh! Between Thermotranedynamics LilDebbie's predictions and now this I'm beginning to suspect that K5 is becoming the home of wing-nuts. The three amigos Mike, trane, and Blastar. Reunited and it feels so good. Did Holly take a Hike? Of all the trees that are in the wood, The Holly bears the crown. Last Diary posted: Dec 23, 2014 Sabotage the car? Break my own leg? Engineer a gridlocked traffic jam? Kiss someone with the norovirus? Kick in my own front door? Last Comment: Dec 29, 2014 So did she get out of Christmas or did Christmas do her in? Everyone is focused on Mike and not realizing we haven't had our regular dose of hooping and belly dancing. Did that coworker of hers eat her by mistake? I doubt she would FORGET Although she may have gotten FED UP. I just was wondering with the last diary being all GET ME OUT OF HERE and shit. Definitely not to reddit that is for sure. No one has any say about that except Blastar I'm sure he could return anytime. I know he is still active on reddit under the nick, "ebookit" and has both a blog and website. Maybe instead of trying to drag him back here you should go and join him elsewhere? Perhaps it would be good for your own health if you left and just like, moved out into the wilderness permanently. Come in periodically for supplies and download reading and study material and the rest of the time just usufruct in the forest somewhere? Go for weeks at a time not having to interact with Humans. Doesn't that sound tempting? I had nothing to do with any of that And besides, Blastar came back and accused ME of getting him banninated. IOW he has been back on the site since that anon so go fuck a tree or something. If you have a problem with the way rusty runs HIS website then I suggest you take that up with rusty. If you don't want to do that then may I suggest you go get your OWN damn blog and you can make your OWN rules. Honestly, your idiocy and complete lack of sense is mind-boggling! And NO you may NOT suck my penis. In fact I am cutting you off. You're going to have to sleep on the couch tonite Mister! I would be offended Except, coming from someone who can't even talk to other people but instead hides in the bushes until they leave or acts in a passive aggressive manner I'm mostly amused. I do appreciate you being concerned about my blood pressure. Thank you. HA LOL! Is RedCatBlack a dude or a chick? I often get confused about that. I know LilDebbie is a dude despite the name. I think when trane went by donnalee it also threw people off. I noticed LilDebbie's absence but didn't think much of it since his NOVEL didn't get the adulation that I kinda think he expected. I figured he just kinda slunk off a bit to nurse a bruised ego. I only remarked on HHD because of the subject of her last Diary. Combine that with not posting for over a month. I still kinda wonder about old Pnarp. If you Google the name he was active ALL OVER the net then posted about the end of the world (Aztec Calendar thing) then just up and disappeared from EVERYWHERE. that was a bit strange. That was an eye-opener there are some seriously humorous lines in there! That's cool I guess. But let me ask you. Is there some way, programmatically, to clean up the text a bit better? We speak of "Walls-o-Text" yet even Mike doesn't literally put up solid blocks of unformatted random text. It's just that there is an awful lot of it so that after a few paragraphs at the beginning and one or two at the end the stuff in the middle just gets blurry and acquires that 'Adult in a Peanuts toon' MWAH MWAH effect. Shouldn't there be some simple rules and filters that when applied would make it appear somewhat more genuine and less machine generated? Not just randomly but language study should be advanced enough to pick out certain phrases that perhaps could be emphasised and pulled out from the salad. Similar to MDC's catchphrase, "I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS". Perhaps some way to rearrange the sentences so that while they aren't absolutely logically cohesive they at least hang together in a weak fashion in the same way that Mike can segue from riding the bus to Starbucks into discussing the sexual qualities of latino women over to Feynman and how his Dad being in the Navy led to the collapse of the Soviet Union. I only say this because while what you have done is somewhat interesting I couldn't be bothered to slog through it. And I often actually read MDC's WoTs at least as much as I can take before my scroll-wheel finger gets itchy. But if you took a little extra effort the result might be surprising. I guess I'm trying to say, if you want to waste your time this way it is all good but if you're going to go to the trouble in the first place then might as well do a decent job of it. Does that make any sense? At any rate, enjoy your Monday! Speaking of interesting things Did anyone else catch that Mike says he invented a bitmap compressor in his last WoT? He's been feeling really guilty lately Living in a house in one of those communities with a golf course, pool, etc. He's afraid he'll get assimilated into the lifestyle. That massive chip on your shoulder must make it difficult for you to walk. My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. --John F. Kennedy But I'm sure you reject that meme being as it was put forward by a Rich Ignorant Mother Fucker. The most greedy, shallow, selfish, unempathetic, untruthful, dishonest, unethical, ignorant, braggardly, sedentary, addicted, loud, egotistical, and unschooled leader it has ever been this country's misfortune to suffer under. Where are the true champions of the People? Those leaders with a clear vision to provide for each individual according to his need and accept from each only according to his ability with no coercion? Where are our Lenins, our Stalins, our Zedongs? How long must we suffer and toil under such inequity? Slaves to those whose sadistic nature are only surpassed by their naked greed? I think I actually saw the moment when her panties began to twist. I don't think he's trolling I honestly believe that what he said is what he honestly, in his heart of hearts believes. He doubt that he sees it as being mean either. More pragmatic let's say. I think he even says that this is an incentive for the poor to do better. You are just as bad if not worse. You stereotype and prejudge people before you even get to know them. You paint everyone with a broad brush and make snap judgements about them based on appearance alone. You sir, are without a doubt the biggest bigot I have ever known. That is saying A LOT because I am from the South. But you put a lot of Right-wing conservative, born-again, redneck, tea-baggers to shame with your hatred. You see someone dressed nicely, perhaps driving a decent car. nd automatically you just assume that is some corporate Ignorant Mother Fucker Richie Rich. Just because a person dresses nice doesn't mean they bring in seven figures. Some people just don't want to look like they are living in their car. You have the biggest fucking chip on your shoulder. You don't realize how good you have it actually. How many people would just be ecstatic to have the FREEDOM to go out and explore the world to live in nature but they feel trapped. Yes, your life is hard. You live in your car and all. But think of those who came before you. Those who rode the wagon trains out west. They didn't have even the things YOU have. They faced disease, cold, starvation, attack. Compared to them your life looks pretty fucking good. But you're so wrapped up in your own selfishness, bitterness and hate. You're just some mean old bitter ex-crackhead troll pushing buttons while you cackle to yourself wrapped in your own self-righteousness. I thought you were going to fucking go kill yourself? Uh, we have sort of a problem. You apparently didn't correctly refer to the sport where the use of hands is restricted and they kick a round black and white ball and fake injury with the proper term "Soccer". People are obviously confused when you use the term for the Competitive Challenge between True Athletes known correctly as FOOTBALL to refer to your 'game' of gay ass guys running around in shorts acting like little girls. Did you see the memo about this? Yeah, so going forward we would ask that you work to correct this deficiency. So, if you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on then that'd be great. And I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo. Okay? Brought to you by Frito-Lay brand Testiculos. "The chewy chip" -- Now available in Guacamole Ranch and Zesty Chipotle flavor! WUT? Aww, did you get all butthurt and shit? Want me to kiss your boo-boo and make it all better? You forgot to mention the Narcotics You have a triple fracture in that arm, let me just tape that up for you and give you these, that should get you through the second half! Why should soccer players be padded? It's not like they're playing a REAL sport. How the fuck else you going to sell a Truck? You keep bringing up shit like IT IS A BAD THING. Not getting my jimmies rustled But some of the reason for delete are flat out stupid. I think unsigned made a good point. You don't go deleting Shakespeare just because the fucker has been dead for centuries. Not to compare WS with Kuro5hin but still. I think maybe some people are just butthurt for one reason or another. IOW it's not Business, it's personal. In the end though, does it matter? In a hundred years will K5, Wikipedia, or even the WWW as we know it still exist? You're actually arguing in their favor? This is some trane-level BS you have come up with here. "Duh, why not pages of random chars?" Quality vs Quantity (in RE to Wikip, Ah Fuck me!) You have to remove shit. LOL, have you even looked at Wikip? They have fucking lists of lists! I can't even. LOL. That's some fucking funny shit there procrasti. Imma have to post that to Facebook that is so funny. tell that to my wife you can't consider housework or motherhood work because you don't get paid. It's something you just do for fun. LOL. procrasto, i'll admit you are K5's go to Economist. I think you're arguing this one out your ass though. Technically correct Relevant xkcd You can attempt to PM ebookit Message ebookit. It's fuckhead ideas like this that lead the republicans to want to cut disability because they think just like this. Somebody might get something for nothing and we can't have that. In America the greatest crime you can commit right now is being poor. I just wasted half an hour on that click bait site I learned that the cushion "Sheldon's Spot" (Big geek-gang Bang Theory) is kept under lock and key during rehearsals and only brought out when actual taping is going on. Other stuff is often put away except during taping because randoms come by to take pictures and steal that shit! Can you believe that? I learned of the ten most horribly acted scenes ever. The actors that seem so nice on screen but are total dicks in real life. The five movies you should never see with your pants on. Then I'm like, "How the FUCK did I even get here? Oh YEAH, I was reading K5. . . . Good name for a band I thought you had DIABEETUS Yeah, Diabetes is NOT nearly as sexy a name as psychobabble polydickplasia. Fuck yeah, who needs doctors when you have Wikipedia, Google, and WebMD? OBVIOUSLY A TREE-"HUGGER" This one is dusty so I'll probably screw it up but anyways. This ol' country crackhead kid went to see this tranny whore in town. But when he dropped his drawers she laughed and said, "Damn boy, that ain't big enough for a Basic Income. You tell me deficits don't matter but I can't work with negative income!" "So what do I do?" "Tell you what, you go on back home. Do some pull-ups, go hiking in the woods. Hug some trees, hug some Navy Guys. Get that thing toughened up some and come back to see me. So he did. When he visited her again, she asked if he was ready. He dropped trou and god damn there was the biggest, hardest, blue-veiner she had ever seen in her life. She thinks, 'Oh this is going to be good!' So she lays out wide on the bed and closes her eyes. She feels this strange sensation and looks up. This crack head kid has a broom handle jammed up her twat and he's wringing it around to beat the band. She hollers, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" He replies, "Checking for squirrels." What gets me are the fuckheads that don't even bother to read the Diary but just start commenting about some shit that isn't even relevant and end up hijacking the whole fucking thing with their personal bullshit. These fucks just love to write in huge solid blocks of often impenetrable text chock-a-bloc full of run on sentences with no or poor punctuation and barely the semblance of grammer or speling in it. These Diary pirates often use foreign words to make themselves appear to have a certain jennie say qu-wah even when they don't speak the language! Plus the drop names as often as they drp letters. For example I was just talking to Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris the other day at the former Governor and Future Vice-President under Ted Cruz, Rick "OOPS" Perry grand jury indictment about this young man here in Texas. He was suspended from school because he threatened another classmate with The One Ring from the Lord of the Rings. The ring of course was some rplica promoting the recent Hobbit films. Anyways, the school decided that the Ring, being inscribed with symbols demonic and obviously satanic constituted a 'weapon' and so he was suspended. Turns out this is not the little miscreants FIRST suspension either. He was suspended earlier in the year for referring to another child as being "Black". I swear. Don't use the B Word. Or the A B C word either. In fact they should make it illegal to say anything but what the Good Lord intended and just communicate with grunts and pointing gestures. If it was good enough for Adam and Eve then it should be good enough for everybody. AND the boy was also suspended another time for bringing his book, "The Big Book of Knowledge" which happened to include an illustration of a pregnant woman which offended his teacher. I understand there was no mention of watermelon seeds anywhere in the text! I mean, how can the miracle of birth be explained? The tide goes in the tide goes out, never a miscommunication. You can't explain it! Melanie's Marvelous Measles is a book about how awesome it is to catch the measles. Children ages 4-10 are invited to learn that the measles is actually pretty fun, has no serious possible side-effects, and is something kids should look forward to getting. The book includes helpful medical advice, like that measles is easily avoided by drinking melon juice, and that vaccines weaken the human immune system, but getting measles strengthens it! But did you write for Rolling Stone? And you're STILL not notable enough for Wikip? Jesus, what does it take to get into that club anyways? The way I read it is You have no problem talking about the women and men that you fucked. The only time when you do have a problem is when you didn't fuck but you want people to maybe think you did so you'll say some dumb shit like, "A gentleman will never kiss and tell" or "I can neither confirm nor deny". So I reckon you never fucked. GO BACK OUTSIDE I wanna be a bird... so I can shit on rich fucks cars and ruin the paint. Humans are the most dangerous species If you don't agree then ask these guys. You watch too much Trek "Ah, a keyboard! How quaint." Matrix should feature in BOTH lists White Saviour with mostly all white wrecking crew. Magical Negro with pills. "You think that's air you're breathing now?" Don't you really mean that National Debt shouldn't even BE an issue? Like when they approve the Capitol Cafeteria menu. What DID he say exactly? First he is NOT stating his opinion. No. He is giving you an expression of his opinion. Whatever the fuck that is. Then he goes on to say that while it is more important what you think as a parent than what you think as a public official. Then adds, "And that is what we do. Well who is he talking about? "We" as a parent or because he is included in that group or We as a public official, another group of which he is a member? Continuing he states that parents should have some choice and the balance is for the government to decide. So just looking at that I'm not sure what he said. It seems the only relevant part was that last bit which I think he is saying that there has to be some kind of balance and it is up to the government to decide that. Personally I think both sides have some truth to them. I don't have a problem with vaxxing. Believe me, as a former sailor I know from vaccinations. But like shooting a kid full of vaccines I don't know if that is good or not. Especially after we have learned that not all medicines affect everyone equally. So why should a vaccine be good FOR EVERYBODY? You damn sure ain't handing out Vicodin to every kid that might get a headache. I think that parents and children should talk to their own doctor about it and have the doctor administer the vaccine just like any medicine. I wouldn't want the school nurse passing out antibiotics. Vaccination isn't BAD itself but it wouldn't hurt if we stepped back and maybe started doing things a little different. And if your only argument is BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN! then just go fuck yourself because you ain't got nothing relevant to say anyways. last thing we need is irrational voters LOL that's a joke right? Well, thing is though it IS an issue whether or not it should be. Previously religion was trumped by the good of all. But lately SCOTUS has decided that in some cases your religion trumps law. Then you have people who aren't altogether STUPID that are questioning the practice. But then you have Health Care people who don't even want to discuss it. They're like this is SCIENCE! And in amongst all that are real children who are getting diseases we "wiped out" years ago. And some are dying because of it. So, unfortunately, it already IS an issue. And it is in part a rights issue. Where does a parents right to make choices about their own childrens welfare end and the state's duty to protect the general welfare begin? As for whether politicians start to own one side or the other. Well, they're going to do that anyway because that is how they operate. can cause harm to many other people like uh, guns perhaps? I don't disagree with you at all. But that is a weak argument and actually works against individual liberty. so much anti-vax is just based on pure bullshit but that doesn't mean that it is all bullshit. I am pro Vax I guess, but even still I have some questions. Like how come people that HAD THE VACCINATION still contract the disease? Autism bullshit. How do you know? I never hear of any research study having been done other than the massive social experiment we've been conducting for years. All I hear is, "Vaccinations cause au..." "SHUT UP YOU IGNORANT FUCK! YOU ARE STUPID!!!1!! I HOPE YOUR KID DIES SCREAMING!!!!!!" In the end, why can't we make it like anti-biotics? You go to a doctor or clinic and talk to them about it and have the vax done. Lining kids up at school and shooting them full of bugs just doesn't seem very scientific to me. (I don't know that they stopped doing this. I just that's how I always had mine done in school and in the Navy.) And it NEVER HURTS to question the status quo. BUT IT's SCIENCE ALL HAIL! Ok yeah, but ain't that what we do in Science? Question assumptions? Either your kids stop being gay or we're going to send them to gay school so they don't spread the gay. I don't see an easy way around this problem. Nor do I Its not the bullet its the hole? MetaFilter I know because I vaccinated both of them Discussion Citing 'indisputable' science, in an interview President Obama urged parents to get their children vaccinated. However, potential presidential hopeful and current NJ governor Chris Christie, is less adamant than the president. In an interview in the UK, Christie said the government must "balance" public health interests with parental choice. This may be a beginning of polarization of vaccines among partisan lines in the US. Previous research has shown that Democrats and Republicans are equally likely to believe that childhood vaccines are risky. The link to Previous research is interesting. Both It's in my queue. I'll move it up. So what you do thar is get yourse'f some of them thar, what they call 'nails' and some of that thar stuff what is from the Home Depot. Wood I reckon. Nail that purty thang to the wall. Or if'n yo''re a redneck like myself then just grab ya a roll of Duck Tape and Git 'R' Done! I gots the onlyest HDTV in the park what has a oil gauge, tachometer and compass! Oh and fuzzy dice. Got to have the fuzzy dice. I think they have them purpose boxes down at the Walmart Supercenter between the 180" TVs and the Xboxes. Do you like to rub it up against your dick? Has GOOGLE Gone out of Business? Google the title of your movie and the word torrent. Hit Enter. Be amazed. I think they fixed it where it doesn't pop up in the suggestions. So if you like type "john wick" you get a big list of suggestions but as soon as you got torr then google goes like, 'I aint suggesting shit' What do I know? I don't pirate nothing. No. This is not a parrot, just a very colorful Chihuahua. transmission both linux and windows bitorrent client. VERY LIGHT. WYSIWYG Azuereus/Vuze. Java based client with tons of feAtures like streaming and shit. They should take care of anything they need when they install. Open ports and stuff. You may have to join a tracker and do a request. I didn't see any torrents with any seeds, even on the non-public sites. Just keep checking back. Use the magnet link rather than the download link. Sometimes you gotta byte the bullet and do the Amazon thing and buy that shit. No moderation No staff Good Luck Remember, you had it in your hand? You went over to put it up where you usually keep it but then that thing distracted you. You sat it down on that thing I really don't care for but you picked it out and all. It might have fallen down behind it. But no, I didn't mess with it this time and no I don't think I've seen it since you had it last. Sorry. I take this to mean you found the book. Wonderful. What, you ain't dead yet? All that whining this week . . . 'If them assholes cut mah disability check Im done! I'm fucking checking OUT. I mean it man! I ain't going to TAKE this FUCKING shit NO more! If they don't provide for me then I'm just going to sit down and not eat until I'm out of here! I have such a strong personality, I was able to control myself from using drugs in inappropriate places so I can total handle the pain of starving myself for a few weeks!' vicycle - that's that Elon Musk project to build a mountain bike to ride around on the Moon and Mars. You can't downvote in that sub perhaps. But if you break the rules or piss the right person off I bet you can still get panned, banned, and tossed in the shitcan. That is SO romantic! Now I want to bear the fruit in your looms! Trolling should be . . . Who fucking voted you Big Daddy King Kahuna Grand Troll Master? Trolling is not noble, it's guerilla warfare, trolls make the comfortable uncomfortable. Trolls are LEGION and trolls are NOT your personal army. Would you be comfortable with that madman out to get you? He's liable to mix up any flavor but Lemon on your ass! The officer told you "have a good day" And your response is, "Fuck the police, and fuck their little dogs too!" You continue with a sort of RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! I do whatever I want! whining seventh grader schtick. How the FUCK did you manage to get a place in that MUD? If you got that much just grab a proper camping tent with some kind of heat. They're bound to make em and just camp out? Then you wont have these allergies and shit. Better than sleeping in the car but you can still move around when you want. Didn't you say something about rubbing your member up against her thigh because you could totally tell she was into you? Or was it that you started to aggressively relieve yourself while standing in front of her? Hard to remember . . . Looks like a dude Image is potato quality. Even cheap phones take better pics. IT'S A TRAP! Just keep silent, look thoughtful And nod your head periodically. See Proverbs 17:28 I saw an article posted earlier today About how a team of German scientists from the Hasso Plattner Institute in Potsdam have invented a real-life teleporter system that can scan in an object and "beam it" to another location. The system dubbed "Scotty" in homage to the Enterprise's much beleaguered chief engineer, differs from previous systems that merely copy physical object as its layer-by-layer deconstruction and encrypted transmission ensures that only one copy of the object exists at any one time, according to the scientists. Am I imagining? Or is he staring at a booger he's rolling between his finger and thumb? Let them create their own FED If our deficits don't matter to us then their deficits shouldn't matter to them either right? I would prefer that our government get completely out of the bail-out business. Instead require our government to invest in education and infrastructure. Parks, libraries, museums and recreation. Civic improvements, healthcare, and research. If you missed anything important it will be re-posted like a thousand times. I dunno, does anyone read the FP? It's like road kill. You walk up to it and it seems dead. Still. No movement. Then you turn it over with your foot and see all the maggots crawling around in the diary section. There is a metaphor for Life and Death in there somewhere. Oh, as to your poll I would say more like a massive stroke than a heart attack. Yeah, salt will fucking do that to you. You need salt. But you don't need that much. And isn't salt a mineral? So how the fuck do you get organic salt? No, Organic Salt is not the solution. It's just a fucking marketing term. Like All Natural or Artisan. All things in moderation The last words my mother said to me were "I love you, I'll see you Thursday." That was nine years ago and I still miss her. Life is very hard without my mother. Amen Fools will be well represented in the GOP race They will have Jeb, Ted, and Rick. Just to mention a few. Oglaf.com delivers Once again with a comic that is both funny and relevant to current events (in Vidya Gayming). Be sure to note, this is a three-page spread so click the "Next Page" to experience the full flavor. Don't forget to share this with your favorite SJW or Gamefem. I'm sure they will appreciate the smile you put on their face. New Model Army Reminder: Oglaf should always be considered not work safe. --Nothing important below fold-- I have nothing more to say on this matter. You are welcome, however to discuss as you see fit. Q. Why did the Dragonborn climb all the way up to High Hrothgar? A. He wanted to see what all the FUS was about. Q. What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? A. One's a crusty bus station the others a busty crustacean Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies. The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists. A deer walks out of a gay bar and says, "Damn, I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!" Do you go Commando sye? Are you truly free? Free-ballin'? When it is windy out do you whistle or hum? In The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim game The Player Character (You) supposedly was born with the soul of a dragon or some such so you are referred to as 'The Dragonborn'. It gives you the ability to steal the souls of the dragons you kill and use that power to learn Dragon Shouts which are like Super Powers. The very first 'shout' you learn is FUS. Which means Force and is the first part of the spell FUS RO DAH or Unrelenting Force, High Hrothgar is where the Greybeards live and the dudes that teach you the RO DAH part. Literally, you climb to High Hrothgar to learn what the FUS is about. After which you can go around screaming "FUS RO DAH!" at NPC's and send them flying backwards. Tell me, do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't. No problem, I don't judge. I've actually been tempted to fire it up and give Halo or Prince of Persia or [Assasin's Creed] another try. I would NOT recommend that based on, "But nothing I did with the controller had anything at all to do with what happened on the screen, and I kept getting killed..." Get you a good Bioware game like Dragon Age:Origins, Mass Effect, Star Wars Knights of the old Republic, even Jade Empire. These games feature combat but you can pause during and think about strategy. Look around. Size up the competition. Issue orders to your crew/party. Take your time without penalty. Plus, these are really solid games. Or go with a more open world sandbox. GTA 5 is really good for that kind of thing. Its a fantastic world to explore and although you can get killed it isn't a big deal. You die and wake up at the nearest hospital and carry on. The game is very forgiving. If a mission or activity is too hard you can skip it and progress in the game and forget about it or try again some time later without having to be stuck doing the same thing over and over just to progress. There are tons of stuff to do. Fly a plane, race, ride the freaking roller coaster if you want. And yes, you can have sex with a hooker and then kill her and take her money. IF that is your thing. The mentioned Skyrim or the previous game in the series, Oblivion is also good. You can do whatever in the hell you want. You want to run through and just kill everybody you see? No problem. If you don't like to fight yourself then you can study the magic art of Conjuration and summon Animals, the undead, huge Monsters made of Fire or Ice and let them fight for you. Then you can go back to Halo and that other stuff. Me, I can only play so long these days and I just get tired. So when I have the time to play I just do a mission or two or the equivalent and then I'm done. The first time I heard of Oglaf was on K5 Lil Debbie posted a link to it for GoT. It's been a part of my Sunday ritual ever since. It's not a Rip Off, It's an Homage! There is nothing new. All the stuff is repackaging of Shakespeare. How much poop are we talking about here? "At first, it seemed like a regular bowel movement... sperm whales are often seen defecating, especially while diving, so we didn't think much of it initially. It pointed itself down, but then, rather than continuing its dive, it remained at the surface, continuing the bowel movement for a startling length of time," explains Keri. "I couldn't see my hand when I held it in front of my face," says Keri. What a shitty story. Hi Rez Poopnado Poole is closed due to AIDS 4chan's Christopher "moot" Poole steps down. Do You Know The one step to avoid clickbait? You're quite welcome. I strive to deliver the straight poop, the whole poop, and nothing but the poop, so help me God. I prefer my Pussy la carte and au jus Too right! And I don't want to be asking, "Ma'am, what is with the bacon bits?" "Oh those aren't bacon bits, those are scabs." You should have them bring you a salad instead of a pizza. More healthy. Doc changed all my heart meds today. Gave me a talking to and changed my diet also. Says I'm this close to having a stroke or coronary. No pizza for me. : ( No, Vegans are welcome here. I don't see how they would be very comfortable but they are welcome. The big metro areas of Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and of course AUSTIN are very modern and cosmopolitan. Complete with their own brand of Southern Hipsters. A vegan would not have difficulty in those areas. But if you get out in areas between, well. You're liable to get: Why sure Sugar, we got a Vegan plate. It's a side salad with lettuce, bits of carrot and a 'mater. I can scrape off the sliced boiled egg and bacon bits if'n you'd like. Would you care for a slice of pecan pie with that hon? BTW, speaking of Cosmopolitan According to them the HOT New Trend in Well-dressed Men's fashion is the 'exposed penis' Exposed Breasts, Daisy Dukes, and Stiletto Heels In the words of George Takei, "Oh MY" I'm not really comfortable with women wearing clothing that exposes their breasts. It is difficult enough for me now. Trying to be a gentleman and keeping eye contact rather than talking to a ladies chest. I went to Navy boot in Orlando. (the only co-ed bootcamp of the three available) My platoon scored high on several tests and drills and were awarded a day off post at a local water-park. I don't recall much, except sneaking drinks in one of the bars. (We weren't supposed to consume alcohol since we were still recruits-in-training) And the young lady in the crocheted bikini that left nothing whatsoever to the imagination. What is it the young men say? "SPROING!" "Stand DOWN Sailor!" Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. "what you see in people . . . is a reflection of what you hate the most in yourself." Some people do, not all. I have been with a number of people that taught me to: Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints, kill nothing but time. Some percentage of people are going to be asshats that is true. But others don't actually know any better because no one taught them. Perhaps when you see people doing this you should try to educate them on why it is not good to leave behind a messy campsite. If they're the type to enjoy being in the wilderness in the first place then they may well appreciate what you're trying to do. I expect the bannination . . .had to do with NOPE! It was all about the negro. Still is all about the negro. I know I know, whites, latinos, etc are also caught up in it. But it is ALL ABOUT THE NEGRO. Like the Holocaust. It involved many others, not just Jews. But despite that FACT. It was ALL ABOUT THE JEW. And US DRUG POLICY is all about the NEGRO. One thing about George Bush When the cost of oil dropped under his admin he would take that opportunity to refill our Strategic Petroleum Reserves. And would damn sure let people know he was doing it. I thought about this today when I realised I could actually purchase Reg Gasoline for about $1.65 per gal. Totally unreal! And it is finally low enough to start people sweating down in Houston, worried about lay-offs and closures. I notice a lot of people are filling up with the higher octane stuff because, hell, why not? It's still dirt cheap compared to what they are used to. Diesel seems to be staying high though. I guess we can't have grocery prices dropping along with gas. That might fuck the economy. In the midst of this I realized I haven't heard a peep from Obama's people about refilling the Strategic Reserves so I Googled it. Seems Obama hasn't done squat about refilling after draining it of 30 million barrels in 2011 and some smaller withdrawals beginning in 2012. Right now there is around 600 or so million barrels in the SPR. Far below its capacity. I don't understand why he isn't taking this opportunity to fill up America's Tank? Is it failed prediction? The oil we're pumping now has to be extracted from very very deep like in the gulf or from non-traditional sources. Plus this "new" oil doesn't have the same quality as what we used to get. Are you claiming that oil is infinite? That like Doritos we can eat all we want because they'll just make more? You think there will never come a time when it is virtually gone? When your precious wilderness is all fracked up, gouged out and wrung for every last drop will you still claim that 'Peak Oil' is a failed prediction? When Yosemite is crisscrossed with pipes and wells to enable us to extract all that thermal energy, when every wet land is drained, when every ocean is covered in a rainbow sheen will you still claim there is no such thing as an end to oil and gas? You may very well be correct. Although I live in Texas I'm not in any way associated with the oil industry. And even if what you say is true it doesn't mean that peak oil isn't a thing. In fact it may well be that peak oil is exactly what is driving these producers to see the end of their market on the horizon. Don't neglect the fact that a lot more things come from oil than just fuel. And electric vehicles need a source of electricity and a good portion is going to be generated by burning fossil fuel. Not to mention that although we are a fairly well developed nation, there are many many more countries that see things differently and those people are going to also want access to cheap oil to fund their own industry. The things I do know are that the Gulf of Mexico despite what BP says is still full of clouds of oil floating around and a lot of it because of the effects of dispersants is not on the surface but underwater. Wildlife is still coming in covered with black goo. This is something we'll be dealing with for centuries to come. And they are drilling more deep water wells out there. In addition we have had several small earthquakes in places that don't experience earthquakes. To some one on the West Coast they are nothing to be concerned about. 3.0 and 3.5 wouldn't even get you guys out of bed. But the fact is this isn't NORMAL. And the fracking is continuing. Why? If there is unlimited oil available why do they want to fuck up the wilderness areas and the wildlife refuges and the Gulf? Where will it end? Will the earth even be recognizable when they finally decide they don't need that oil anymore? How soon? And no matter what, I don't trust those whose income depends on oil to make decisions or influence decision makers on what is best for everyone over their own interests. Do you? Finally I STILL don't understand how any of this relates to the SPR and why Obama isn't restoring it to full capacity. Yo dawg, take a look: https://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2015/1/22/193136/148/17#17 Okay, I can concede that Peak Oil is not relevant. I still don't understand why the administration is not refilling the SPR. While oil is relatively inexpensive. It seems like a no-brainer to me but what do I know? This would be a good time. It's not so far down that refilling it would raise prices. But it might slow or steady the drop and maybe protect a few jobs in the meantime. Hey, but what do I know? If I had the answers I wouldn't have asked the question. So far, only MDC has attempted to answer but his theory is that Obama is trying to destroy the solar power industry. I don't agree with that because I figure there are more efficient ways to do it, if indeed that is what he is trying to accomplish, with less collateral damage. My best guess is that Obama and them just don't see it as very important. Or perhaps it isn't as simple as Obama telling some aide, "Hey, send a memo to DOE and tell 'em to start putting some oil back in America's tank." How do you refill between the rocks in your head? The Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) is an emergency fuel storage of oil maintained by the United States Department of Energy. It is the largest emergency supply in the world with the capacity to hold up to 727 million barrels (115,600,000 m3). OK but how is NOT refilling the SPR supposed to accomplish that? Refilling the SPR might slow the drop in prices It's not enough to raise them. And as trane points out, he's not going to be running again. Plus the fact that if prices continue to drop that will impact far more than just the solar energy industry. I'm sorry but I think I will have to reject your hypothesis as not being very well thought out. My own hypothesis is that he is just not aware or rather there are things he deems much more important at the moment. "Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity." Unfortunately, while it may not be a big deal now it could become so later. Also this might very well be a potential threat to our National Security. I absolutely agree! If they can't make profit selling it to us they will sell it somewhere that they do realize a profit. Again, I have to ask. Why isn't Obama taking advantage of the low cost himself and refilling the SPR to full capacity? It doesn't make sense to me. I'm no fan of G Bush. But he kept that sucker topped off every chance he got after 9-11. Oh well, we're just a bunch of numb nuts out here in the ass end of the net. We'll probably never know and if we did it wouldn't make much difference anyways. Thanks to all who contributed! Exxon gets $1 million penalty in Yellowstone spill. BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) -- Federal officials have issued a $1 million penalty against Exxon Mobil Corp. for safety violations stemming from a 2011 pipeline rupture that spilled 63,000 gallons of crude into Montana's Yellowstone River. The pipeline break during flooding near Laurel left oil along an 85-mile stretch of the Yellowstone, killing fish and wildlife and prompting a months-long cleanup. Another pipeline break on the Yellowstone last week spilled an estimated 39,000 gallons of oil near Glendive. http://baytownsun.com/texas_ap/article_af70a495-37be-5eca-853a-b136a028db14.html ____________ Exxon Net Profit in the 4th Quarter alone was over $8 Billion. This fine is $1 million plus another $2 Million to settle private lawsuits related to the 2011 spill. You do the math Update: Last week we had 3 more spills Two that are going to effect the Missouri and one into the Colorado. One entire town has been ordered by the EPA to not drink their own tap water nor cook with it. These rivers will be even more vulnerable to spills along the Keystone XL pipeline. But as long as we get cheap gas and someone gets rich it's all good. Let them drink Bud Light! Thank you, I really didn't intend for you to go to the trouble. However, despite what trane says, while the information is fundamentally the same, seeing it visually like that is certainly striking. It looks much as I pictured in my mind except for the difference between the top 5 commenters vs EVERYONE else. WOW. Plus I just assumed when I mentioned it to you that Hairstyle would take up over a third to half of the chart! Overall I enjoyed it however, **POSSIBLE SPOILERS** It seemed to me that some of the special effects, like the water planet, were given more priority than the drama between the characters. I would have preferred less GEE-WHIZ and more time spent on Matt Damon's character. Especially his madness and how it developed. Also the romantic relationship between Amelia and Edmunds was just a throwaway line or two. I think the film would have been much stronger had it developed the characters more instead of trying to impress with, "LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WAVE!" and "LOOK AT THESE COOL ROBOTS" and this one is snarky! Even when they came up and Romilly is like yeah, I've been fucking waiting for you guys for YEARS. It's like oh sorry dude. Imagine being in that spacecraft by yourself waiting all that time for your comrades to return. But as far as the film goes it is just yeah that happened so lets go on now. Quite a bit too much of that, here is something that happened now let's move on to the next Shit Goes KABLOOEY scene. Attn Michael "Repeatible Hairstyle" Crawford Answers and Solutions The chief drain on my productivity the last few years is answering all of your objections whenever I try to ask you a simple question. Solution: Ignore objections. Ignore criticism of any type. Treat all such as trolls and simply don't bite. Only acknowledge those replies that actually answer your question in a manner which you deem to be acceptable. . . . how I could monetize my research into energy conservation. I would assume that this question has been solved and the solution is in fact pretty straight forward. It's something we do. In fact something we do fairly well actually. As an example let us look at the case of Vince Offer. Now Mr Offer was interested in monetizing his research into absorbent towels. He promotes a chamois towel manufactured in Germany because as "you know the Germans always make good stuff" that has been independently tested and holds up to ten times it's own weight in liquid. This product is known throughout the world as the ShamWow. Continuing in his success in the research of products that would save people time and money his research led him to develop a device known as the Slap Chop and the Graty. Noting his example it seems straightforward that you need to take measurements and create software that you can actually demonstrate uses less energy, electricity, whatever. In this way you could show a company that indeed compared to the software they were currently using your software uses less electricity and therefore if employed on that companies servers would save them so many dollars per year or whatever. Furthermore, using the example of Mr Offer among many others, we find that often while pursuing their research they took up numerous menial tasks in order to fund themselves on the way to making their big breakthrough. This is a time tested and honored tradition where people work in what we refer to as 'Their Day Jobs' while pursuing their true interests. Look at many of the founders of our largest corporations and you will see that the majority started in this way. Once you have created your energy-efficient software library then you can license it to others in a manner you deem fit. That is how it gets done. Now if this is not the answer for which you were looking, please take my earlier advice and simply do not respond to this diary. HTH and HAND! If I have misunderstood you and you simply want to receive pay while working on your research without having to actually do any real work or show progress then I would suggest that you immediately apply for work in the Government. I agree, unfortunately we don't have BI at the moment so we have to do what we can with what we do have. One day people will become enlightened when they realize that all the people who would normally buy their shit have been automated, down-sized and generally screwed out of the job market. When they face the fact that "Job Creators" don't. And that failing to invest in infrastructure and education while simultaneously spending on foreign adventures is not only going to have a negative affect on our economy but may indeed threaten our future national security. Regardless though, the question "how to monetize" has been asked and answered centuries ago. I'd blow it all on coca cola, etc You say it wouldn't benefit you. But then you go and list some things which you may not value as highly as other things but would still bring you pleasure and in so doing might increase your productivity. Not to mention that you would be contributing to the employment of several people and creating real demand. Those people would in turn be contributing to the employment of others and also creating real demand. Not like the government using subsidies to prop up industries that it decides are important. And while not everyone is going to use the BI to do research or whatever. It will enable a percentage to do things that they might not normally be in a position to accomplish. There may be new books written that wouldn't otherwise. New music created, new philosophies, and things that WE can't currently imagine because the people that can imagine them are too busy trying to get by. You don't appreciate people naysaying you yet you are quick to disparage BI for many of the same reasons. Let's get to work! And make my girlhole, again. I find it extremely unfortunate that I know exactly, without even clicking the link, what you are talking about reddit too much Is like saying, "You eat too much pizza". Our combat mission in Afghanistan is over. I expect that means we lost? NO. It means "Mission Accomplished. Let me explain in terms you might understand Afghanistan has Shipped. We will continue to have a small group of maintainers who will continue to provide patches as needed. However, the development team has been transferred to other projects. Some Screener I saw fairly recently Don't even remember what movie it was but it was clearly water marked for "The Sole Use of Ellen Degeneres" Just looking at the numbers I think (BUT I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DO IT) it would be visually striking if it were presented in a pie chart. It would be like this one HUGE slice and then a few decent slices and after that a ton of slivers. I concur. I haven't seen all of it. My wife loves it though and has watched it three or four times already. Incidentally, I recently watched The Imitation Game. That has to be the first film I've ever rage quit. I just couldn't continue watching it. It's not like I didn't know how it was going to turn out. On the other hand I know they took some artistic license. Even that Zuckerberg pic was better. They made him look like a Assburger too but they at least gave him some decent comeback lines. Cumberbatch was great in the role but the writing, pacing, etc etc. was just so fucking aggravating. Mr Torvalds asked me to relay his sentiments regarding your comment. Perhaps you could replace your Mac with one of these pretty lil mints. When it comes to Linux I'm very much partial to Debian stable with XFCE. Works fine, lasts long time, sailor proof. I just don't see though how anyone can be completely married to ANY single OS or platform in the 21st Century. Hate is just another word for extreme fear. when you say you HATE something you are really saying that you are AFRAID of it. Because as the wisest of the wise has said, "Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to HATE, HATE leads to Suffering." And that fear leads to the DARK SIDE. And the Dark Side of course is My Little Bronies. Don't be a brony bro. Don't think about all the things you fear, just be glad to be here. I survived mine. They told me it would have a profound affect on my life and perspectives but it really didn't. I've had other experiences that were much more profound and did indeed change my perspective on things. Did you know that former VP Dick Cheney has no heartbeat? He has no heart. In its place is a small turbine that constantly keeps his blood in motion. Instead of the steady beat of a pump he instead has a whirrrrrr. I admit I was somewhat toungue in cheek but there is some truth to my quip above. Hate IS actually just another form of fear. Just like steam is just another form of water. It is more appropriate then to say that you still fear Linux. K5 Answers: Kill Yourself Kuro5hin is only ever happy when it feasts upon the souls of trolls. BE ADVISED, Do not mention Pork in your Publications [Washington Times] Oxford University Press has warned its authors not to mention pigs or pork in their books to avoid offending Muslims and Jews. The issue came to light during a Free Speech discussion on BBC Radio 4. Jim Naughtie said, "I've got a letter here that was sent out by OUP to an author doing something for young people. Among the things prohibited in the text that was commissioned by OUP was the following: Pigs plus sausages, or anything else which could be perceived as pork." OUP defended the move by saying it needs to make its books available to the "widest possible audience." "Many of the educational materials we publish in the U.K. are sold in more than 150 countries, and as such they need to consider a range of cultural differences and sensitivities," a spokesman told the Daily Mail. "Our editorial guidelines are intended to help ensure that the resources that we produce can be disseminated to the widest possible audience." In a statement later, the company said its commitment to "academic and educational excellence" is "absolute," LOL, I was thinking this would be perfect UF post When I was Copywrighting and Pasta-ing it up. kickass works for me Go Cocaine, You'll lose weight. The Kon5ensus so far is that either his Mac is full of water or he can't figure out https. Maybe procrasti finally hit a nerve and run him off. Maybe he's doing serious life research? Independent and concurrent investigations by the Pierce County Medical Examiner's Office, Pierce County Prosecutor's Office, and the Tacoma Police Department regarding the shooting death of Michael David Crawford have been completed. Crawford died from multiple gunshot wounds inflicted by Lakewood Police Officers Ryan Moody and Jon Waller. Pierce County Prosecutor Mark Lindquist concluded the death was justifiable homicide. "Mr. Crawford was in a stolen car, wearing body armor, and was packing a loaded handgun. Judging from these circumstances, the officers interrupted a crime about to happen," said Prosecutor Mark Lindquist. "Mr. Crawford fled from police and fired at them, leaving officers no choice but to return fire. The officers' actions saved their lives and their intervention likely prevented another violent crime from happening." That sounds like a good old-fashioned action movie right there. Ex-Hitman with Dead Wife. Bad guys steal his car AND kill his dog. Fuck yeah, man, thanks for the review I'll be watching it. 'I Dated Jason Bourne's Sister' NASCAR driver Kurt 'The Outlaw' Busch (#41) testified yesterday that his ex-gf is a highly trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world. This is because his ex, Patricia Driscoll is seeking a no contact order which Busch claims is an attempt to discredit him and destroy his career. He recounted one time when the couple was in El Paso, Texas. He said Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood. Busch said Driscoll told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and had shown him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds. Driscoll says, "These statements made about me being a trained assassin, hired killer, are ludicrous and without basis . . . Not even Rusty Hardin (Busch's attorney) believes it. I find it interesting that some of the outlandish claims come straight from a fictional movie script I've been working on for eight years," Busch testified that he decided to end his relationship with Driscoll after a race last fall because she was monopolizing his schedule and he needed to focus on racing. Driscoll said Busch assaulted her in his motorhome at Dover International Speedway a week later, grabbing her by the throat and slamming her head into a wall three times. Busch and his attorneys have denied those allegations. Busch says that he repeatedly told Driscoll to leave after she showed up unannounced at his motorhome, finally cupping her cheeks in his hands, looking her in the eye and telling her she had to go. He says that her head may have tapped the wall as he was doing that. This is what happens when you only ever make left turns. You wanna play Six Degrees of Michael Crawford? Eat your own dogfood: Don't fear strangers. Don't think about all those things you fear, just be glad to be here. Greedy Barber turns away Patrick Stewart What the Yuppie did next will Shock and Amaze! Glitter? poopsenders.com Yeah but it makes the sender seem kinda gay. "OMG! I am totes going to mail you a *G*L*I*T*T*E*R* BOMB for being so MEAN to me you, you, BIG MEANIE!" Reddit Opendirectories. IRC #bookz on Undernet Kuro5hin.org: it's all about cocks. There are white cocks as well Girls on White Cocks Comfortable Seating That poor little girl on the left is going to grow up all disappointed As for the Reddit links I just DL'd a couple of mobi books from the "Over 1700 Kindle .MOBI format E-Books" Also just check that subreddit periodically. They will have more. Plus porn, movies, etc. etc. How frustrating it must have been for the Leonardo, the Newton, the Galileo of your prehistoric tribe. Trying to express yourself to the barely sentient hairless apes around you. You would be viewed with suspicion and fear and at the first sign of trouble you would be sacrificed by the alpha male and his conservative kinsmen in order to appease the Gods. Didn't he just piss all over his Mac? [JAN 10] About an hour ago I poured a large, full glass of tap water right on my keyboard. I mean I fucking soaked it. The best I can tell, the only damage was that I lost the setting with which I disable the translucency of the menu bar. Factor that in with his constantly tripping circuit breaker and hilarity is bound to ensue. Yeah, it's called Battletoads. Is that a rocket in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me? HELLS YES! And like ksandstr says with full NASA funding we could actually take off and nuke the site from orbit. I just don't know how people can look at photos of the planet and not realize that all this bullshit that they think is SO important is nothing but that, bullshit. Come on over here and I'll show you. Just lean in real close now and don't close your eyes or you might miss it. Just Marking the Day Nothing to see, move along . . . Fucking A! Got me a tankful of that good $1.77 / gal. gassholeine. I think Imma just fill up the swimming pool and wait for the prices to go back up. Just got to get me a shovel and some corncrete. You didn't think I actually had a swimming pool? I got a warsh tub, just as good I reckon. I sold the van a long time ago I'm driving a compact car these days. I wanted to mark the day because I don't expect it to last. I very much remember gas going up to 75c gal. I was in San Antonio and I was in my 1957 GMC pick up and I passed the Shamrock station and it said 0.75 and I nearly wrecked the truck. I swore if gas ever hit $1 gal there would be riots in the streets. I was pretty naive back then. As for the tagline on the video, fuck if I know what that means. I just linked to it because there really isn't anything in this diary and I thought some of you guys might find the video somewhat amusing. I'm sure at least one of you mother fuckers jacked off to it while thinking about how your mom used to knit. No, it was tricked out yeah, but not hippy style 95 GMC Vandura 2500 Conversion. White with teal stripes. Teal and walnut interior. Running boards, little ladder in the back to the luggage rack on top. Spare tire on the rear door. Two big tinted picture windows on the drivers side and a long tinted window on the passenger side. Four captain chairs. Bench in the back folds out to a bed. Mirror on the ceiling with the same lighting like in a theater. Had a 40 gal tank. 351cid automatic w/overdrive. It had legs. 'Murica, FUCK YEAH! Can't be too braggy though. It's only like seventy-five cents in Kuwait. And about a nickle per gallon in Venezuela. I saw that somewhere the other day. Course I don't reckon they got anywhere to go really so who gives a shit. Damn, looked it up and fucking Del has to pay like $8.00 gal. Fuck that shit. No wonder them slants like their bikes so fucking much Fuck the French But if you want to start calling French Toast "Charlie Hebdo Toast" or maybe Paris Hilton "Charlie Hilton". I'm down. You realize that Slashdot is now just a front for the Job Board Dice. So that means it is run by The Devil from Hell Itself. That is right, BORKERS! Mike dodged a bullet there that is for sure! THE MIND SIMPLY REELS I don't know why it does that. It just starts reeling all of the sudden and usually I have to kick it a few times to make it stop. While I expect you'd find lots of loose change You would be disappointed. Before furniture, purses, etc. etc are put out for display there is someone that goes through that. They already have all the loose change. And believe me they are thorough. If you're working in a thrift store 'couch money' is like getting a tip. Even if it isn't much it adds up. I haven't actually pursued it Are you on drugs again? It's not a bad idea. recently some folks at an upholstery shop uncovered hundreds of thousands of dollars placed in an old couch. Fortunately they were able to return it to the rightful owner. An elderly lady that did not trust banks to safeguard her money. While she was away her child had decided to 'get rid of that filthy old couch' and get her a nice new couch. He had no clue that he was throwing out a part of his inheritance! No i think he is just talking about the random crap that accumulates in a couch. You probably don't realize it because you hang out with meth heads and crack whores so you probably find old glass pipes and sharps and used rigs and old condoms down in YOUR couch. But people that have change in their pocket the change will roll out into the cushions. I know the feeling You think one of them oxy's might have fell into the couch maybe? Here is a good idea I had an elderly friend. His sole source of income besides Social Security and retirement was a street sweeper. He loved that thing because even though he was old and crippled he could still operate a business and feel like a productive member of society. Of course the operating cost ate him up and he found it difficult to pay anyone to help him. Since he was a family friend and he only ever worked part time in the evenings I would go out with him and run the blower and go around picking up trash on the grassy parts of lots. I found that in weather like the US is having and especially during the holidays there is a lot of cash to be found in the grass berms around shopping center parking lots. The wind blows you see and people get out to their cars, it is cold, nasty, they're in a hurry, their minds on other things. They'll go and pull keys out of their pockets or purses and often loose bills get pulled out also. The wind blows it and even if they notice most are unlikely to go chasing it. You can often find a dollar, maybe five. Sometimes it is even a 20! All caught up in the grass or a fence. Sadly the old man passed away some years ago. Still sometimes when I park I quickly glance over the grass their by the curb. I have often been rewarded with a ten dollar bill! It's not much in the scheme of things but it is nice finding that little bit of cash. Getting a little gift for someone or maybe a soda or something. AFAIK He still does. He works in the gem district. I don't think he uses a metal detector. Just goes and digs dirt out between the sidewalk cracks, in the street and such. He doesn't collect much at once but over time it accumulates. Fuck it, let's see; First return in Google. fortunately I don't let ethics stand in my way And if there is a conflict of interests then my interests trump the other guys. As for if you have to ask an attorney . . . Then it is. All I can say is Better Call Saul! I played with the idea of 'medieval synth' that I had used with the previous year's "Game Of Thrones" cover. The result was an album that combined my progressive and pop leanings, or 'fantasynth', as Telefuture called it! Interesting "Seems like pretty good music to me, . . ." That is all that matters. Don't forget our very own fuzzfrogs Hypersphere - About Crawford naturally. The FuzzFrog Channel This is about as metal as I get. Prepping Lots of work getting the basement Apocalypse ready. REPUBLICANS EXPOSE OBAMA 'S College Plan as Plot to Make People Smarter. "You take low-information voters and give them information, and pretty soon they're Democrats", said Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) Texas GOP:Stop teaching Critical Thinking Skills We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student's fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority. http://www.politifact.com/texas/statements/2012/aug/11/gail-collins/gail-collins -says-texas-gop-platform-calls-schools/ My go to screen Hobbit is the Rankin Bass cartoon It is a part of my Christmas tradition and something I've watched every year since it was first released. AFAIC it is and shall always be the definitive Screen Hobbit. Damn, thought this was a joke It started off promising, "A local Jazz musician needed a liver transplant . . . Pass the Sun Lotion! What people don't understand ORIGINALLY the Earth did not have a nicely balanced Oxygen Nitrogen atmosphere. And since In The Beginning GOD Created The Heavens and the Earth, it follows that THIS IS THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF GOD OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR. So it isn't a bad thing! The Oil Interests and Government along with many countries--Beijing is really going Above and Beyond--are just trying to return the planet to the condition in which it was originally designed. THAT'S CONSERVATION! It could be a good way to reduce the surplus population. You know it's not sustainable. We would come out of it stronger with a lot of useless people removed. Meaning what exactly? If they're dead then they are pretty useless by definition. Unless you're talking about using them as fuel. I think that is pretty inefficient. I think the best thing is turn them into fertilizer. Common Core Set your screen to turn off Set your music player to Soma.FM. Choose Drone Zone or Groove Salad. They do have ads. I run AdBlock in my laptop browser and find that it blocks ads on Pandora. There is a genre station called Chill/Downtempo which is also good for relaxing, mostly instrumental ambient music to fall asleep by. On youTube there are hours long loops of the background sounds of certain starships from movies and TV. I don't care for it much but it might be good. Rachel Maddow podcasts also put me to sleep. That is not a dig at Ms Maddow. I think she is very good at what she does but her voice is low-key and pleasant. When her show is stripped of ads and just has her talking politics I'm out in 15min. I sleep like a rock. Why do people say, "I slept like a baby" to indicate a GOOD night sleep? Anyone with any baby experience knows that babies have a terrible time going to sleep. They wake up covered in piss and shit several times during the night and if not covered in piss and shit are usually ravenously hungry. Baby sleep has to be the worst kind of sleep ever. Don't know much about Macs In Win7 I set the screen shutoff by clicking on the battery icon in the system tray. I'm sure the Mac has something similar, being a superior OS to Windows and all. Bullshit It was called the chronometer The bullshit was that "Hayes was not originally in the modem business." They were always in the modem business. They tried to do other stuff too but the were first and foremost in the modem business. You forget that this ain't Starbucks and we ain't all easily impressed young baristas. Some of us are from back in the day also. Buckaroo. Name some of the "other gadgets" that stacked nicely. I'm not going to waste any more time with your delusional bullshit. Next you'll be telling me that the Winchester drive got its name from the lever action on the read write arm. "coming soon" Like Warp Life and Ogg Frog Yeah, well thanks for clearing that all up. Didn't Michael Crawford buy the Elephant Man's Boner or something? If Charles Manson can get a girlfriend then there is still hope for you. cheap oil is a temporary thing So, are you investing in storage tanks? Buy up a bunch of cheap oil now to sell later at a profit? Is anyone? What do they know that you don't? 'The singularity isn't coming. We are the singularity.' I like that and I definitely agree. I could see it happening, I just didn't quite understand what it was I was seeing. Still Hung Over Solution "Yo homes, smell you later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there! To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. ``Second star to the right and straight on till morning." See you next year! at 6:30 this morning, As it happens I was making a breakfast of fluffy scrambled eggs, crispy bacon, toasted rolls, a bit of cheese and a hot cup of black tea. It was delicious. Problem? Are we so certain that we really want these people to breed? I have nothing to add. I'm only commenting to say that I enjoy these kinds of diaries very much. I did a lot of reading of the linked pages and learned a few things. As for squatting, isn't some of the Salton Sea toxic? I know it has a rich history but I've only really heard bits and pieces of the story. Can I learn to handle rain, wind, snow? I don't see why not. There have been people, AmerInd, Europeans, Mexicans, etc. living in and around those parts for years. I'm sure if you set your mind to it you could learn to live out in the wilderness full time. Just coming in for necessities. I hear the next James Bond is going to be a Black Guy. Are Fools ready for that? He was standing his ground MAWMAW I WANTDA FROOTY PEBBELS! No, you can't have the Fruity Pebbles. You get the Cheerios. BUT MAWMAW I WANTDA FROOTY PEBBELS! I said NO. BITCH! IMMA POPA CAP UPIN YO ASS! Now don't you speak to me lik . . . BAM! GANGSTA4LYFE! BUT BUT THEY WERE IN *WALMART* Save Money, Live Better - WALMART* That is one rough Walmart People that know me know I fully support the Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms. However, I do not support the right to be a complete idiot. If the woman had her weapon in such a state that her toddler could remove it from her purse and shoot her then that is all on her. Not on the fact that she had a gun. Anyone that stupid was destined to have a Darwin event occur sooner or later. Gun safety used to be taught in Elementary as part of PE. I say used to because I don't really know if they still do it or not. Yeah, when I was growing up they adamantly refused to teach sex ed even as an elective but gun safety was mandatory. We used Daisy BB Guns. We learned different shooting positions, prone, kneeling and standing. How to use the sights. Proper breathing. How to aim with both eyes open, etc. Then we would watch slides about how to carry, cross fences safely, that kind of thing. They didn't start teaching sex ed until I reached Jr High and that was only for girls at first. Later on they started having it for the boys. The coach taught it. The only thing I can remember from sex ed is the coach telling us that nutritionally speaking, there was no difference between the breakfast cereal and the box it came in. He also was convinced that if you used a conditioner in your hair then you would end up becoming gay. Speaking of education and how I go on all the time about this being a different world and all. You know, when I was going to school there weren't any black kids allowed. I can well remember the first black kids I ever saw in class. It wasn't that long ago in the scheme of things. People these days seem to think all that stuff happened way back in the past. But we have actually come a very long way in a very short time. There are safe ways to conceal carry and there are stupid ones. Obviously this bitch was stupid. 9yr old chicks with Uzi's are AWESOME Khomeini is not a White Guy He is a sand Nigger. And yeah, he IS really fucking racist. And a homophobe as well. And a sexist on top of that. But I can see how you would like him because as Fools go, he's pretty much up in the top ten Fools of the World. I'm from the older generation That often shows their disdain for these foreigners by deliberately spelling their name wrong. Plus I probably operate under the impression that Khomeini is more of a title than a name. Like Kim. For a long time I just assumed that the Supreme Leader of Korea was Kim something. As in you know, Kim translates to King or whatever. I don't know. I'm an American so willful ignorance is a point of pride. ; ) Thanks for setting me straight. Used to drive a 69 El Camino Tan with Coffin Rails. It originally came with a 396cid engine but the block got cracked. Replaced it with a 400cid Turbo-Fire sporting a Rochester Quadrajet. Gas was about 50-60 cents a gallon. It had air shocks and positraction and I could lay a scratch going uphill as long as you care to hold the throttle. My friends called it the Hell Camino. HA HA LOL WHAT A FOOL next you'll be telling me Jesus was a Jew! The Fine Article had nothing whatsoever to do with Islam. Much like Joel Olsteen has nothing whatsoever to do with Christianity. Actually what is amazing to me is that the Supreme Leader is a twitterer. Would Muammad ibn Abd Allh ibn Abd al-Mualib ibn Hshim have a Linked In account? The Mind Simply Reels Aw Hell it ain't that bad Imagine if YAHOO had become the generic web search engine instead of Google. Even saying Google It sounds weird until you get used to it. BLOG was very bad I thought WEBLOG even worse and then they turned it into a verb! To Blog. In "The Cloud" I thought was hilarious when it became a thing. That was because we used it in my CS classes. But over time one gets used to it. Language evolves and a man either evolves or gets left behind. Life is too short to get upset over things like that. There are much bigger battles to be fought like SYSTEMD VS INIT! Just don't buy them a PS4 Warm & Fed with a stainless steel toilet and a nice soft bunk bed. Govt issue toilet paper and a crayon nub, to write out his manifesto. Life is pretty good. I now think that his "Going to be arrested soon" is all in his mind. Thanks to New Bottle Old Wine. The posted HiRez seem to explain his "crime". Probably fucking over his Mother again. Biggest Threat to American Jobs Lazy Americans I sleep safer at night knowing you're on the job there Superman. We need to elect you Supreme World Overlord. <strike>Lurk</strike> DRINK MOAR! What, do you expect to live forever? Now you worry bout your liver? Where was that concern when you picked up that first drink? Besides I think they can grow spares these days on monkeys or some shit. I wouldn't worry. You're not going to get any kind of trade-in value on that carcass anyways. If you get a Nook There is a Kindle App that works really well for your Kindle Store books and it also supports ePub for your ArrrrMatey Sideloaded Books. You can also add storage to the Nook in the form of SDCards. Some nooks can be loaded with Cyanogenmod to make them full featured Android tablets. It is very easy to do. Cons; it is a bit underpowered for a tablet. And only 1GB of RAM. There is some kind of problem with TRIM that causes it to lag after a bit. You have to shut down and restart. The Home Shelf sucks and takes up most of the screen. Even when turned off you can't place apps in the space it would occupy. It's not updated very often to the latest Droid OS. Biggest con is the charging cable. It looks like a iPad charger but wired different. The USB part will only charge if it is inserted into a B&N wall Wart. It works fine for transferring files on off the computer. Pros; It runs most apps from the App Store. The built in reader is great. The Kindle app is AWESOME. It will read PDF's mobi and the proprietary stuff. You can buy Kindle books and they appear in your Library, You can move them back and forth from the Cloud. You can email yourself most books and it will convert them to Kindle and add them to your library. Screen is sharp and clear. Good Sound with headphones or good buds. I watch Netflix and pirate movies on it and it's awesome. Really good battery life. Rugged. It's been dropped a time or two with no damage. Nook HD+ Also it goes without saying you WILL want calibre ebook manager on your computer. No matter which reader you desire. That thing is definitely Best of Breed software. http://calibre-ebook.com/ speaking f libraries I forgot that I have an app that I put in my library card information and it let's me check out ebooks from the local library. It has a similar system to the regular library where if the book isn't in stock they can do a hold or interlibrary loan. I understand that is all scarcity stuff held over but it makes publishers feel safer so what do I care it is free. The down side is you have to get this adobe drm software installed on a computer in order to validate or whatever. Also, no late fees. When your checkout time runs up if you haven't renewed the book is removed from your reading queue the next time you log in. You know, I'm older than you are but you are more stuck in the mud than my own father. Also, I rent software all the time. I really don't think you live in the real world anymore but some delusional fantasy world you have concocted. There is a store not 5 blocks from here that has tons of software to rent. They even give a discount for weekend rental. There is a company online that has tv ads where they specifically rent software. You don't know what you're talking about. That's just it. You don't even bother to check. You got the wisdom of the ages right in the palm of your hand but you still pull half-remembered shit out of your ass. There is a law. And it was signed by G. Bush. And it is enforced. But it prohibits you from renting or borrowing software that you then make a profit from unless you have permission from the copyright holder of the software. Libraries are exempt from this law as long as the software they loan is used for non-profit purposes. What does GameFLY do? Rent Software. Yeah, I know you prefer paper and that is perfectly OK. My (redacted) who happens to be a pastor and I have arguments (friendly) over which is best. Paper or ebooks. He can't stand the things. At all. Has no use for them whatsoever. Myself I LOVE books. I love the feel, the smell, that je ne sais quoi one gets standing in a REAL library with books to the ceiling some older than the building itself. Yeah, I really like books. But that doesn't mean I have to choose either. I dont want to carry the entire New York Times Best Seller List along with my manuals and guides and references and all the manga, NatGeo's and other Magazines with me in a god damn duffel bag either. If I can keep all that handy and stored away then fuck yeah I'm going to do it. But that is the rub right there. It's like people that don't watch television. See I can like them both. But you guys act like you're somehow better because you don't contaminate yourself with that ebook stuff. Just because I like Coke doesn't mean I can't have a Pepsi. Whatever is best for the job. I don't read in the tub like I used to but I never worried about taking a paperback into the tub with me and soaking and reading. I get a little nervous taking my ereader in the tub. My ereader gets great battery life but even still, I never had to charge up a Michael Crichton yarn. That fucker was juiced up and ready whenever I was. I just had to open the cover and boom there it is. And I never had to fiddle with backlighting in bright sunlight either. Hell the brighter the sun the clearer my paper book became. But then I can't search through my book book. I can't play music on it, I have to get a separate device. I for sure can't stream movies. Or make phone calls or even surf the net looking up a word or idea on my paperbook. I just don't think you are aware at all. Thats why people make fun of you all the time because you're just not very aware even of your own situation and it's funny. I think you're a good sport for doing that. The funniest thing is that you come out dropping this KNOWLEDGE like you think it is something new and special. And you act like the stuff you learned in HS is still relevant. But it isn't. And you are not. The whole landscape has changed. You talk about an ereader that "phones home" in a world where the NSA sucks up ALL YOUR DATA. Even Apple got caught out having their phone take pictures and send that and GPS data back to Apple periodically. Reading a paperback is not going to protect you. The funny thing is. Hiding in that kind of world is not going to help anyone. The only answer is complete transparency. Secrets can not help you in this new age. Everybody has to get on the plane naked. That is the only way to make the one guy wearing a hat stand out. Get Naked Oh and here's some more ammo for you about paper vs ebooks. BBC-News Doctors Warn E-Books damage sleep and health http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30574260 Get your smug on. I don't follow your argument Care to elucidate? I never claimed that I would ship WarpLife it is just for serious Life Researchers which is me. I am the only serious Life Researcher there is. Also I do not consider coding as my work. My work is as a writer. That is my job. And as I have so aptly demonstrated to you lot I ship all the time here on kuro5hin.org. Unfortunately I do not make any money off of my writing because the people I am trying to reach and help are those who rarely have access to any money whatsoever. If it weren't for me stopping and giving these poor unfortunates my last ten dollars or taking them out to eat they would surely starve. Therefore I cannot charge for my main 'product' I hope one day to make up the loss on volume alone. In the meantime I code in order to pay the bills. However since coding is really just my hobby and not my true calling I only ever code when I feel like it. In addition, I do not yet have the newest iPhone upon which to test my app nor do I have the money to purchase an Apple Dev ID. I tried to purchase one from one of you fine people but all you could manage was to complain and direct me to craigslist. I'm not sure if you are aware but craigslist is home to serial killers and due to my principles I refuse to do business with a company that engages in that practice, My mentor, Richard Feynman who recognized my genius early on, used to tell me, "Son, I could eat a peach all day." You may not know this but the very finest peaches are grown in the State of Georgia. I learned this from my father, he was in the Navy you see. During the civil war with Russia peaches were used in place of grenades. It only takes a single peach and the application of whipped cream mixed ina ketchup packet and any flavor of Kool-aid except Lemon to create a peach grenade. I related this story to a barista in the Greek quarter once upon a time. She gave me a smile and so I knew she was craving the Crawcock. I smiled back and in my very best Flat-Affect monotone voice I could manage I asked, "What time do you get off?" Well naturally she acted shy and coquettish but I was not about to be put off. I have extensive experience in Psychoanalysis from that one time a psychiatrist visited my elementary school and gave a talk. I could tell that she was very very much into me. So I continued speaking to her like I was Lurch from the Adams Family, "I'm homeless you know, but I have a place nearby that is mostly dry. I have a potato and some fish sauce and ramen noodles. I could whip up a nice midnite snack. We can entertain ourselves reading my newest essay on how I intend to sue every borker in the State of California and make a million bajillion bucks. Unless the mafia finds out then I may have to leave town in a hurry." "Well, I'm kind of busy you understand." 'YES!' I thought, that was an emphatic YES! "So can I get your number? What time would be a good time to pick you up?" "Listen uh, Why don't I call you?" "Well you could but I dropped my iPhone in the bus station toilet while I was washing up. I was able to retrieve it but it has been acting flaky ever since. Those kids at Apple can't code or build anything anymore. Back when I was CTO of Apple we knew how to get the job done!" "Okay my number is (503) 823-4800." "That sounds familiar, have we dated before?" "No, Absolutely not." "Maybe in a past life then? Anyways if you don't mind I'm a bit short at the moment so please bring some Magnum condoms. Regular Magnums are fine. I don't quite need the XL's" "--" "Ah, she is smitten" I would write more but I am getting very tired. I have spent all day you see, coming up with the most amazing plan that will no doubt garner me fame, fortune and a Noble Prize. I can't tell you about it right now as I don't want the idea stolen by the IRS and CIA. Yet I am standing here in this Starbucks literally pissing myself laughing. Til next time, nighty nite and don't let the code bugs bite! Especially those nasty little code bugs like that live in my jacket. Those fuckers really make you itch. Bathe And this Noble Nobel guy Why did he create the prize Sheldon Cooper? I apologize for transposing the e and l but I was not fortunate enough to have a copy editor as a neighbor. I think in another reply I used their instead of there. Mia culpa Superman. First thing is get a good team together It's not so much fun playing all on your own. Then shoot everything that moves. Don't stand still, always be moving and shooting. If you have a vehicle run over shit. And have a gunner shoot shit. Shoot it all. Weapons are everywhere. There are chests. Open all of them and collect ammo. At some places you will find vending machines. Get upgrades. Try out your weapons. Look for ones that have modifiers. There are trash piles. Shoot for loot. Don't be sentimental. If a better gun comes along just ditch your sad ass one. Buy grenades. Especially get your specials for whatever class you are. If you have a team and you come across a sweet upgrade that you can't use save it and gift it to them. Most of the best weapons I have gotten from my buddies. If you're getting killed ALOT then you aren't strong enough. Do a little grinding on smaller creatures. Kill them all. Leave come back and kill them again. Get some XP and levels and you'll be a deathdealing machine before long. I haven't really played in a good while. Everyone is scattered to the winds. I have been going back and forth from GTA5 and DragonAge. That's plenty enough gaming for me at the moment. Quikest way is Google "I need to see pics of nekkid wimmin" Boom There It Is. Oddly, back in the 50's 60's and 70's. When the subject of 'whatever will we be doing in the future?' Not too many imagined a high speed 24 hr high definition pornucopia instantly delivered. Oh man, you got my entire teenage bookshelf right there. Well except for Hubbard. I didn't read Hubbard. Substitute Harlan Ellison for Hubbard. Add a Bit of Poul Anderson, PK Dick and Thomas Disch. Just say Uncle is a time worn expression It means, "You win, I give up!" It's also said, "Cry Uncle". It's usually when you have older siblings or relatives that are hazing you in some way. It's not like being bullied by randoms. The antagonist puts the victim in an uncomfortable position. Then proceeds to give nuggies, titty-twisters, or some other mild form of torture. When you can't take anymore you are supposed to say, "UNCLE!" You know like a safe word only hopefully you're not being sexed. This is just a sign of submission to your antagonizer, in the same way like "Tapping out" in a wrestling match. probably its hippies usufructing When no one kicked them out they just decided to take it over. They don't want a lot of undesirables parking and fucking up their little piece of heaven. Just like you don't want other people around when you find you a nice little spot. That's how all you nature boys think. You want it all to yourself because other people would just fuck it up. Then you get pissed when they turn around and treat you the same way. Fuck 'em Golden Rule He that hath the Gold maketh the rule. In Texas you can get shot dead for that The shooter will not be charged. It has nothing to do with standing ground. If property is posted then you stay off of it unless you get the owners permission. It's the right thing to do and respectful. What you did is trespass and commit vandalism. You with your principles. I am shocked! I guess you have principles right up until they aren't convenient anymore. You're no different from a borker or a pimp. DUDE, IF HE MAKES A MOVIE ABOUT YOU THEN YOU WILL BECOME 'NOTABLE'. THEN YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WIKIP PAGE. OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS AND YOU DON'T ANSWER BECAUSE YOU NEED TO TAKE A SHIT TL:Can't follow, please elucidate I dunno what these numbers mean man? Like what is the frequency Kenneth? Could you be a PayPal and like post a PowerPoint with some bullets and a pie chart? Gracias Amigo. Awesome :-) Bet THAT was a bitch to wrap! Merry Christmas! 0 o O o 0 But they DON'T believe he is the son of god Or that God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. So, they're all a GOING TA' HELL!!! YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW! We've had one of those It was actually fucking good pizza. You could go inside but there weren't tables or anything. They just served take-out but it was all right there in front of you. Now it is gone replaced by a YMCA thing that took over the whole strip mall it was in. So we have a PizzaHut Wing thing going on on the southside. I don't know if they're any good I never been in there. Another regular Pizza Hut opened out by where all the game stores and shoe stores are. It's ok. There is a Domino's that I have heard is good. And we have a Papa John's by the school and I hear that is good but I'm just not going to eat it. We had a Mazzios a long time ago and it was really awesome but one of those churchs that preach Jesus loves the Rich bought out the property. That was a real blow. Then we had CiCi's and I've been to different ones they're not all the same and this one was really good and the manager would make anything she had on hand into a pizza if you asked for it. Like they had gummi bears for the desert bar and some college kid comes in and wants a gummi bear pizza. No fucking problem, BAM you get a piping hot slurry of melted gummi and cheese and what the fuck. It was AWESOME it was a cool place to hang out as well as having good pizza, man they had these mexicans working there would make an enchilada pizza with queso that was off the damn chain. BUT then somebody broke in one night and trashed some shit fucked up the ovens or something anyways they never reopened here. They opened a shop down the interstate, same manager even but that place is not like this one and it's all tied down and corporate now. There is a DoubleDave's but I don't know what that is like and there was a Gatti's for awhile but they had these big screen TVs with the Disney movies and an arcade parlor so it was like some ghetto Chuck E Cheese and only parents with small kids would ever go there. Oh yeah and Little Ceasars. Fuck with thier $5 sat in a hotbox all day special. GAWD! That's weird, I never realized how seldom we go out for pizza these days. I mean we have pizza from time to time but its gone from MAN I'M HUNGRY FOR SOME GOD DAMN PIZZA to shit, there ain't nothing in the house lets get pizza. And I guess I don't miss it so much. I mean we have plenty of fucking fine ass Mexican food places and BB-Q Joints. I tell you what this town is piss poor in and that is good or hell even half decent sea food. Yeah we got catfish running out of our ears but no good seafood places. All I can tell you is that sysadmins line is straight up correct no matter which way you turn it. Is that supposed to be the joke? Although TBPH the image "I" have of the System Administrator is more like that of 'Scotty' and his 'bairns' rather than NEO. Fucking Kirk, "Scotty! Give me moar bandwidth/storage space/cpu cycles!" "I'm givin' ye all she's got Capt! I warned ye bout this in the last budget cycle! Ye said it was more important to install those flat screen monitors in the visitor lobby!" "I NEED MOAR!" And don't get me started on fucking Picard! "Reroute power from all nonessential servers to the structural integrity field and inertial anti-malware dampers on my iPad email!" 'Aye, I'll be gettin right on that!' "MAKE IT SO!!!!" AW GO SCREW THE LOT OF YE Pack up, leave your cell, leave your 'top get some cash and walk away. It's just for a few days. By Monday you can ring someone up. If they ask what happened fucking amnesia. I was just walking along and wham I felt something and the next thing I know I woke up over here and it's freakin Monday. Yeah, they'll do some tests and whatever and kinda eye you suspiciously for a week or so, but you got that good NHS so it won't be expensive. After awhile it will just be an interesting little story. Crazy old Aunt Holly and all. Or just get fucking drunk put your head down and embrace the madness that is Christmas. And just remember no matter what they'll still be bitchin about it twenty fucking years from now. Even more than the people of Spain! All of that about education and then you want to send me to a site whose sole purpose is to encourage me not to create but rather rip off and take advantage of those who have created. So delicious. YEA SYE TOTALLY NAiLED IT NAILED TO THE WALL. WATCH THIS SPACE FUTURE OF FILM MARKETING GOING FORWARD HABEEB IT! The name, Horney. Quite Freudian. Of course I thought Freud had long ago been discredited as some kind of cocaine-fueled father-hater that wanted to desperately make love to his mother or something? Also, why do you people insist on continuing to write like savages and barbarians with pictographs rather than acquiring true civilization and using a proper alphabet? It has been proven that even barbarians such as yourself can learn to speak and write properly. Why the mighty Sequoyah himself (the great tree was named after him not vice-versa) was able to invent and teach his fellow Cherokee peoples their own language whereupon their literacy rate exceeded that of the Anglo-Europeans around them. Perhaps if you folks would start to use a decent alphabet you wouldn't spend all your time building cheap ass plastic shit for our dumb ass. Elimination of HUBRIS! HAH! The feather that tickles the does likewise the bucks! Back in the day If you put it all in a book hardly anybody would believe half of it. Did you know it's legal to smoke and grow as much weed as you want in NK? In Pyongyang it is smoked freely and they even grow the stuff in the medians! In KJU's Korea, the drug goes by the name of ip tambae. It is especially popular amongst young soldiers in the military. They would rather unwind by lighting up a king-sized bone during down time than get hooked on tar and nicotine like servicemen in the West. The Rodong Sinmun newspaper is a favorite rolling paper among many DPRK smokers. It is cut up into squares, then rolled into small, cone-shaped spliffs. That's Why Bob Seger was headed to Kat Man DO! EVERY BODY KNOWS SONY DID IT THEY NEVER INTENDED TO RELEASE THIS TURKEY IT WOULD BOMB. SO THEY BLAME IT ON SURPRISE ELITE CYBER TERROR HACKER NINJAS FROM NORTH FUCKING KOREA. THESE GUYS ARE SPORTING STATE-OF-THE-GOD DAMN-ART TANDY 1000'S AND PS III'S WITH A NINTENDO AND A COUPLE OF BOOTLEG PSONES. SO SONY COLLECTS INSURANCE THEN LATER THEY CAN TURN AROUND AND BOW TO PUBLIC PRESSURE TO RELEASE THIS FILM DESPITE SEVERE RESERVATIONS. BAM, INSTANT FUCKING BOX OFFICE HIT EVERYONE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT GOT OL KIMMEE'S PANTIES IN A TWIST MONEY FUCKING RAINS LIKE ITS GOD DAMN HURRICANE DOLLAH, HOLLA. EXPECT MORE "ATTACKS" AS COMPANIES GET CREATIVE ABOUT COVERING SHIT UP AND LETTING ANON TAKE THE THE BLAME. YEAH MAN, SORRY ABOUT THAT, HACKERS, FUCKING WHAT CAN YOU DO? GOP, FUCK GIVE ME A BREAK PLEASE. KIM JUNG UN WORLD'S SCARIEST MIDGET. It's a wonder the guy didn't apologize for getting the officers bullets all bloody. In the earlier confrontation he was heard to enquire, "Yes, excuse me but I was wondering if you chaps might assist me in committing suicide-by-cop?" To which the Canadians officers replied, "Sorry, we're on lunch break here at the Mac Donalds. If you need some cop suicide I suggest you head down to the border and let let the Americans help you. They're pretty good for that sort of thing!" So, the man told them "Thank you officers, I hope you have a wonderful day eh?" Whereupon he returned to his vehicle and headed for the border crossing where the Americans were more than ready to assist him in his quest. BREAKING NEWS! Aircraft from the Canadian Air Force have just bombed the home of the Baldwin Brothers! I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE MONEY SHOT THAT JUST TOOK THAT FROM MILDLY AMUSING TO INCREDIBLY BIZARRE. THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA THESE DAYS . . . HOW CAN WE GET ALL UPSET OVER A COP CHOKING A BLACK MAN TO DEATH WHEN THERE ARE GIFS OF DUDES WITH NO ARMS CHOKING THEIR CHICKEN WITH COAT HANGERS . . . HOW CAN WE BE OUTRAGED AT HUMMIS PUMPED UP A GUYS BUTT WHEN WE HAVE TWO GIRLS AND ONE CUP . . . WE ARE JUST SICK PERVERTED DIRTY ANIMALS OBVIOUSLY FROM ATLANTIS BY WAY OF THE STAR GATE NO! It has nothing whatsoever to do with your DNA but what is in your Bank Account. See, your kids LOST the lottery. They WON the scratch and sniff ticket because YOU slaved for years trying ti get them a good education so they can be useful servants to their infinitely more wealthy overlords. \ And they in turn will most likely sacrifice themselves to the Gods of Debt and raise their children to be good little automatons also. Don't misunderstand, mine didn't win either. I don't own berkshire Hathaway or anything like that either. I'm just saying. The genes stuff is all last millenium shit. Hell, it doesn't even help to be all that smart anymore. Just filthy fucking rich. The heritability of cash is way more higher yes that was on purpose. A RICH STUPID PERSON CAN RENT A SMART DUDE. A REALLY SMART BUT BROKE ASS NIGGER PROBABLY GET TASED, CHOKEHOLDED AND SHOT. YOU KNOW THE STORY IS YOUR GRANDMOTHER RICH? DID SHE LEAVE YOU A BILLION DOLLAR GLOBAL BUSINESS? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. Slate calls 2014 The Year of Outrage! Getting Fed up with shit online is what this year has been all about. Market is dying on the vine as we speak Billions across the globe are enjoying a Basic Income. Sweat Shops and Child Labor factories are a nightmare of the past. Ignorant MF Managers and Middle men are being thrown out on the street as more and more individuals take up challenges driving our society forward. Governments around the world have thrown wide the gates of the Internet so that all citizens may freely read whatever they choose, write whatever they wish, learn, teach and experience. Those same governments have outlawed banks and financial institutions that were mean and selfish and greedy hoarding wealth for themselves and making everything artificially scarce. Free energy is flowing through the grid, more than enough for every man, woman and child to freely consume as they see fit. Volunteers help to unload trucks full of fresh vegan food in every neighborhood. Hospitals everywhere are treating everyone. We have eliminated need, sickness, hunger. No one lives without shelter unless by their own choice. Yeah that mean ol Debil Mawkit he don' dried up an' blowed hisse'f away! Praise Jesus! Bullshit There is no law preventing you from creating your own 'Natural Language' Programming Language. If it works then others might even use it and it might get popular. You could scratch your itch and make it just like you want so that you would write 2+2 in the source and it would be compiled to computer lang final form. Or you could make it an interpretive language. Your call. There's your challenge. Get after it. Or you can just fuck around and piss and moan about why other people don't just fucking hand you whatever you want on a silver god damn platter. I reckon I can already guess which one you're going to choose. Spike Jonze Needs to make a movie. "Being Mike Crawford" May I ask why an i7 rather than an i5? Is it because you know, 7 is bigger than 5 so more G's? It's got to have lots of G's you know. And that Bluething. Blue-ear, blue-eye, you know it's like blue plus some body part thing. I hear that is good. Oh and 1080p! Oh yeah and like 4k and 128 bit because like 64 bit is so like 2012 or something. Prophet Six Zero Zero Nine One This is the flight number for our galactic sun. Prophet Six Zero Zero Nine One Before we start you should know you're not the only one, that can hurt me. SH10151 This is the serial number for our orbital gun. SH10151 You better be sure before you leave me for another one, you can hurt me. I can hurt you. Replying to This. Encouraging That isn't even mildly weird by Japanese standards Kinda cute in a fucking hitler in the butt sort of way. There was no nudity Completely innocent, like when these kids discover a dead snake in the hood. Don't care if you do or don't Someone may be interested in it. But I will describe it for you. The scene is in what I assume is a typical big city neighborhood. There is some kind of dead snake laying on the sidewalk and a young negress is poking it with a stick while some adults look on from the steps of the apartment buildings. Quite suddenly a large group of young negro children gather around and then as if some unseen signal was given the children begin to "twerk" as it were. Bending forward slightly and gyrating their hips in such a way as to make the buttocks shake up and down. It is quite strange to see and the 'twerking' is performed toward the dead snake by both male and female children. Even though it is obviously an urban area and the children are dressed in contemporary clothing it evokes a strong sense of the tribal. As if the children are channeling some primitive shamanistic dance. jealousy is so ugly We understand. I know you cry yourself to sleep each night because no matter what you do you just can't compete with the greatness that is Michael D Crawford. Its just pathetic though when you parade your failure on the Diary FP for everyone to see. We know that your tiny flaccid boy-dick will never measure up to the majesty of the Crawcock. We feel your pain when you realize that Mike turns down more work than you could ever hope to apply for. That even homeless he can score more pussy while you are stuck fucking sheep or goats or whatever it is you get off on in that third world shithole you live in. But please. Spare us the indignity of watching you grovel in public. Goddamn you didn't even put any effort into this diary. You might as well have come out with a lame Sienfeldesc "How about that Mike Crawford huh? What's up with THAT? Am I right?" Jesus dude grow a pair. I did have an account at one time but shit-canned it about a year ago as the site was even less useful than a MySpace or Tripod page. Damn you're not even going to buy me dinner first Wham BAM thank you Ma'am! Good News for HollyHopDrive Means The Man Eater could get his own office. A nice comfortable chair, a kitchenette to cater to his "condition" and even a private loo. That's sure to go down well with EU workers. "Wot? You tellin' me I can get me own Office and a Parking spot if I just have an extra donut in the morning and a double helping of fish and chips at tea? Criky!" "Hey Mate, where you headed?" "I'm off to the pub for a few pints. Those extra kilos aren't going to put themselves on you know!" Pitch has it's ups and downs But yaw, well I don't really care to choose sides. You know, would I rudder go this way or would I rudder go that way? It's complicated. I think I'll just do a barrel roll. Remember when Clinton was in that diner with all his staffers and the poor waitress worked her ass off and didn't get a tip? By dinnertime that evening that same waitress was a featured guest on CNN. Since then there is a staff member in every presidential entourage whose sole purpose is to settle up the tip for the service persons and cooks if the president decides to "dine out". hilarious I finally saw the bit on tv that this diary is about. I loved Obama's story, how no black man his age hasn't at some time intheir life walked out of a nice resturaunt and had some white guy hand them the keys to their car. You know, nicely dressed black man outside of nice resturaunt, must be the valet. Twitter Help Center Linking to an individual Tweet You would think a Master Debugger would know to search in the MAN pages for how to use a piece of software. You kids these days, so helpless. Love these nice websites wakefromyourslumber.com LOL Great for trolling Facebook NASA Finds Message From God on Mars NASA announced today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from God written on tablets in a Martian cave. According to an official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain. Upon one tablet is a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages - including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet is a simple message in English reading "I am real." Hey, if it's in print it has to be real right? Isn't there a law? You know, if it's on the Internet it has to be true. Sorry, I already have stock in JP Morgan I hope you washed your hands after visiting that site. But on the off chance you didn't, would you mind if I got a quick sniff? I don't intend to "Catch your drift" But Yes I think I understand what you mean. ; ) wink wink nudge nudge Solution: Start up two fake twitter accounts. Then get some YouTube channels and a big Facebook following. Start with some tweets about Allah doesn't love ISIS as much as the Taliban. Then post some nude selfies of ISIS women on the Taliban page. Better points if the women are shown drunk. Then post some Facebook ISIS is "in a relationship" with Israel, It's complicated. Follow this up with various YouTube clips. Within a month you'll have ISIS - Taliban drama not seen since a bunch of Christians marched around a wall in Jericho. The States have in common Brick and Mortar businesses that felt they needed protection from Amazon. Market research showed that people were going into physical stores to see and touch the merchandise then going online to order it for less. At first Amazon fought it saying that it was too much trouble figuring out all these different tax rates. Further they felt that if they caved into collecting state sales tax then it wouldn't be long before every borough, village, town, city, county, parish, and what have you decided that Amazon needed to be collecting their sales taxes also. And there was no protection for Amazon that some of these political entities might decide to come up with a special SCREW AMAZON tax of say 125% or whatever. I don't know what changed exactly. If law was enacted or what but Amazon no longer fights it and is looking to work with rather than against states in collecting sales tax. So it looks like rather than the limitations being lifted you'll see the implementation of those limitations in more areas. Sorry sye. I apologize but I don't know if that is true and if it is I don't know what relevance it would have. If you mean that the reduced cost of buying online is offset due to shipping charges well, surely you are aware that orders exceeding a certain dollar value incur no shipping cost. Further there are numerous incentives to reduce or eliminate shipping costs to the customer. So if you order a tv for $500 you won't normally pay any shipping (at least from Amazon where last I looked if you spend over $30 you don't pay shipping). And if on top of that the $500 dollar tv is $750 in the store AND you have to pay sales tax on that $750 then the same $500 tv becomes a REAL BARGAIN. and your point is ... ? You specifically mentioned Amazon tax. Then you tell me that you don't do online shopping on Amazon ebay. Which doesn't even matter. That's like saying, " less and less sales are made at Walmart. I don't do much shopping at Walmart at all". This sounds like a Crawford excuse/arguement. Even other online outlets if you spemd over a certain dollar amt they will ship for free. You're just waving your hands around like some homeless master debuggerer. Right but your question was what do these States have in common? That is the question that I was answering. Further I commiserated that going forward those limitations were not likely to be lifted but rather extended. You're the one that started down the rabbit hole talking about shipping costs. And if you note I was curious as to what relevance it had to your original question. But hey, I'm a nice guy and so I'm just trying to follow you in the conversation we're having. But you can see in my replies I keep asking you why are you going on about online shopping? Perhaps the problems you seem to be having with work and your superiors is causing you to lose your focus and make you distracted? That's really none of my business. Anyway we'll just leave it there and move on. Fuck Amazon. Have a good day sye. I'm thinking that something really nice and unexpected is going to come your way. Yeah, I just did a quick price check A decent brand 50" Smart TV purchased from my local brick and mortar 'discount' store would cost me about $950 plus tax. The same TV from Amazon is just less than half of that cost and includes free shipping. If Amazon didn't collect Texas sales tax then that tv set would be very attractive if I was in the market to buy it. That is how it used to be Amazon claimed that it wasn't their job to collect sales tax for each state. It was the customers responsibility when they ordered something to fill out the appropriate forms with their local govt and send them (the govt) a check for the tax. Of course in practice no one did that. So that is why the states passed the Internet Tax and put the burden on Amazon. So that if they ship to Texas then they have to collect Texas sales tax and send it to Texas I guess at the end of the year or whatever I don't know exactly. So now if I order something it says estimated tax. Then when the order is confirmed they bill me the cost of the item plus tax just as if I had purchased the item in a local store. Media Okra Meaty Okra The Existence of Kurons Peace of 5hit these would be good 80's band names I take exception to the incarceration joke! As of Fall 2013 the United States of America has the highest rate of incarceration in the WORLD! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! Also, what do you call the ONE nation that has EVER used atomic weapons in anger? The United States of America. Thank you Mirko, for reminding us all once again of American Exceptionalism. We are so fucking awesome it brings a tear to my eye. BORN IN THE USA! I WAS, BORN IN THE USA! Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites Full Story A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent's large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds. "We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship," explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. "In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors. "Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland." Not everyone is on board for this proposal however. "Why can't we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?" asks It Omau of the Lakota people, "They're just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they're too lazy to develop their own back home. "I can't believe we're just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else - behind the Mexicans." Seriously Though I read this weekend that the Justice Department of the United States has decided that, if the tribe allows it, it is legal for Native Americans to grow and sell marijuana on their reservations. This is even if the reservation is located in a state where the use of marijuana is not legal. So if you're at the Casino and the tribal leaders want to do it they could sell you Pot that you could legally smoke as long as you're on the property. There are restrictions. They have to have an infrastructure set up to make sure that money isn't going to gangs or organized crime. No minors have access. And they have to take steps to ensure that folks don't just come in and buy it and then transport it off the res. Maybe the fucking War on Drugs is coming to a close after 40-50 fucking years of prohibition. That is correct Because banks have federal regulations and technically pot is still illegal under Federal law they are concerned that if they get into it, say making business loans or doing any of the thousands of services provided to regular business they could lose money and possibly face criminal charges. They are both at risk from the Federal Government should the DEA or IRS decide to get technical about it. Plus they are at risk from the Pot businesses themselves. Because if the business decided to take advantage and like not pay back a loan or something then the bank is afraid they might not have a legitimate legal recourse since again technically it is still a criminal enterprise. One step that the Fed govt could take RIGHT NOW is to reclassify marijuana. According to the Schedule, Cocaine is actually more legal than Pot is. Because by schedule marijuana in the eyes of the Federal Government has NO MEDICAL USE whatsoever. This despite years of evidence and testimony that pot does benefit some people medically. Cocaine however, does have a limited medical use. How's that for crazy? So that would be the first step is to get Congress to reclassify MJ. That wouldn't solve the problem but it would go a long ways to mitigate some. Then of course, actually passing legislation that would protect the banks and put in safeguards for them would take care of the problem all together. But good luck in THIS political climate in doing either one. It's not just a Conservative vs Liberal issue either. This congress just does not like to lift a finger to do ANYTHING that has any kind of controversy attached to it. However, it's like gay marriage. The cat is out of the bag now. It is just a matter of time and all that tax money in Wash and Colorado just can't be ignored. All the predicted problems are not materializing. Sure there are some troubles here and there but not like what the critics were saying was going to happen. And then there is all that CASH. The biggest thing is that DC has legalized it now. So Congress people and lobbyists can step off the Capital grounds and see first hand how it can work and be safe. I think that and the money will be changing hearts and minds pretty quick. The news about the reservations though just took me by surprise. But the same Federal law that protected Hobby Lobby is the one that makes this kind of thing possible. However, because of the history of Indians, well native Americans whatever, with alcohol and alcoholism, many tribal leaders are adamantly opposed to allowing the growth and sale of weed. On the other hand. I feel certain that some tribes at least are going to see the opportunity for enlarging their revenue stream and I imagine it wouldn't take but a year or so for them to get the infrastructure in place. And if they need to create a local bank well, hell, If you've got your own fucking Casino then a few mill to start a bank doesn't seem like it would be much of a challenge. Yes that is also correct and a good point. Especially since those same treaties exist in part because of our governments insistence on them to fight the War on Drugs. It's almost like we're being Indian Givers in a way. LOL For instance Mexico at one time recently going to legalize marijuana and decriminalize many narcotics in a desperate attempt to wrest power away from the cartels. Make the stuff legal and introduce legitimate competition and you weaken the criminal enterprise. However the US Govt under Bush took exception to that and promised severe sanctions against Mexico if the enacted that legislation and so it was killed along with several thousands of Mexican nationals caught up in the political crossfire. I'm sure that if the US suddenly said oh well we've changed our mind then that would sting. As far as the treaties themselves are concerned however, the current administration has made it clear and even many in Congress agree that a "treaty" is not going to stand in the way of the US doing whatever the fuck it wants to do. Consider the diary your comment appears in for one example. How many 'Treaties' did the Federal Government sign with the Native American nations back in the day? And of those treaties, how many of them even delayed a Federal Government Action being taken when it was determined to be in the best interest of the government, hmmm? I mean stop and THINK how much even our own CONSTITUTION has seriously prevented a course of action that our government is intent on in the last two decades. Yes, those treaties are indeed problematic but probably not as big a Deal Breaker as one might expect. but the courts . . . do uphold them yes, I agree. When it's just a matter of an Indian doing a bit of fishing and he has to fight nearly all his life to get it upheld. Many treaties are upheld. I didn't mean to imply we just go around breaking them willy nilly. That is why I said that you brought up a valid point and a good one. Those drug treaties are important and they are problematic. I also don't feel like they will be outright broken either. However, I do feel that they aren't a great obstacle and like many things (take habeas corpus for one example which IS in the Constitution) some group of very creative government lawyers will find an interesting exception that will make everything perfectly legal and above board. If it is as simple as renaming torture to enhanced interrogation perhaps we could classify marijuana as no longer a drug but a food additive. Presto Chango, we're not making drugs legal, we're introducing flavor! Well the voters will get another chance perhaps that congressman may not. Ten years ago it was unthinkable. Five years ago it was improbable. My take is the cat is out of the bag. I think Harry Reid may be a bit presentient. To paraphrase, "If they legalize it out there it's going to be hard to unlegalize it in here" Evidently Redskins Hate Niggas too. You restrict companies from taking advantage of economies of scale. What is wrong with a monopoly? They reduce duplication of effort and promote efficient use of resources and spur innovation. Why do you want to restrict the job creators in this economy? What is good for business is good for America. I can only give you a redneck data point It's not like I've surveyed feelings or anything. I can tell you that the topic of discussion remains Ferguson and related incidents. JJ Watt, the Texans, and Fitzpatrick's broken leg seems to be of extreme importance. People are being careful not to talk about the Cowboys much. There is a lot of discussion about that soldier whose wife's landlord kicked him out after a couple days. Lots of indignation. Torture of Terrorists? If it comes up its pretty much 'Well they should of thought about that afore they attacked 'Merica' or 'You mean them sons of bitches ain't been executed already? Fucking Obama.' What makes you think? You're just trying to start a fight bro. Let it go. Who fucking cares? It ain't any of his business anyways. Let's talk about Christmas trees. You know, shit, Has mirko finally been taking his cialis or is he still in flaccid mode? Fuck it. Tell him, 'yeah you got his pills hanging "right here" and you got some mistletoe handy if he wants to give 'em a big kiss.' We have a really pretty white tree It stands all of 3 feet tall. I only allow gold (colored) decorations and tinsel. Less is more. It has little white bulbs that blink. The centerpiece is a golden clock ornament designed by a famous artist. At the top is a white angel holding aloft a golden star. There is an exposed beam that separates the dining area from the living room. We hang stockings from it. There is one for everyone in the immediate family. My wife is very partial to wreaths so there is at least one on each wall. On the bookshelf is our collection of Christmas Cards and a little ceramic village. That is about it for Christmas though. Except for the tree I don't care much for decorating. My wife enjoys Christmas but her holiday is Halloween. The fucking house is orange and black from about mid-Sept right through to Thanksgiving. It's kind of weird eating turkey with a 5 foot statue of Michael Myers staring at you from the corner. Second Law of Thermofoolishness states that in a natural foolish process, there is an increase in the sum of the foolishness of the participating systems. Foolishness increases until the Universe reaches full retard level. At which point it will collapse into a Singularity of Stupidity. Lets just do away with money all together And property also. Let's just make everything collectively owned by everyone. Then using science and logic we can provide for the needs of everyone. Nothing in society will belong to anyone, either as a personal possession or as capital goods, except the things for which the person has immediate use, for either his needs, his pleasures, or his daily work. Every citizen will be a public man, sustained by, supported by, and occupied at the public expense. Every citizen will make his particular contribution to the activities of the community according to his capacity, his talent and his age; it is on this basis that his duties will be determined, in conformity with the distributive laws. Greed based society and the hoarding of resources by the few denying the needs of the many is unsustainable if our species is to survive. We could already be living on the moon and Mars along with elsewhere if we weren't so focused on wasting all our resources on fighting over bits of land and increasing numbers in spreadsheets for a few lucky individuals who just happened to be born to parents who excelled at greed and selfishness. OF COURSE I'M SERIOUS Unfortunately comrade, your application for cocaine, bitches, and lamborghini have been denied. Instead it has been determined that your needs can be adequately met by a can of PBR, Shaniqua and this five year old KIA with the squeaky brakes. YOU'RE WELCOME COMRADE! As for your contribution to society you have been assigned to The People's Potato Farm #54869. You and your new bride Shaniqua have been assigned to Workers Paradise Apartments Block 1536. Enjoy your new life in our brave new world. It is a glorious day is it not? We will soon be conquering the moon and mars shortly and you will be able to follow our glorious progress on your state supplied media device. Have a wonderful day! If I Had A Hammer I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land. If at first you don't succeed, then it's time you went and got a bigger hammer. In case of EMERGENCY, Break Glass and Kick Ass. Pound Ain't no sunshine when she's gone, Only darkness erryday. Ain' no sunshine when she gone and she always gone too long errytime she goes away. Did Nick Dunne it? Unfortunately, our "Shack" has become simply an outlet to sell phones and cheaP stereo equipment. It's nothing like it was back in the day. I end up going to this locally-owned electronics store. They specialize in car audio equipment and installation but they also carry an array of parts for the hobbyist along with computer parts and other esoteric gear. The owner looks like Stallman's lost brother. It's a cool place to hang out. Obviously This dream is the result of your subconscious mind trying to tell you (audience yelling) that your biological clock is ticking (deadline and tests):and that it wants you to get started making babies (childrens influence) before your eggs (hoops) "disappear". Your conscious mind is rebelling ( I'm a grown woman fuck their exams ) and acting out your uncomfortableness with pregnancy. ( outfit not fitting and looking shit) LOL I need a new drug. World News Daily Got to be a hoax. Look at the other featured articles: "Smithsonian Admits to Destruction of Thousands of Giant Human Skeletons in Early 1900s" "Tarantula Eggs Found Living Inside Patient's Brain" "Wall Street Banker Devoured by Vultures" "Plastic Surgeon Gives Free Blow Jobs to Homeless For Christmas" Ask Mike: Did you ever get around to sueing bride of spidey for defamation? Is bride of spidey one of those that will soon get their just desserts? Just wondering. This evening I learned that I am easily trolled by any disparagement of the awesomeness that is reddit.com. I didn't even realize it. Second Amendment, yes I am very aware that is a 'hot button' issue for me. But reddit is just a website. However, I seem to have a long history of jumping to its defense. Well I must admit that yes, sometimes reddit isn't always a bastion of intellectual discourse. DISGUSTING This woman is forced to wear this outfit to satisfy the basal rape-urges of men. This is a profoundly misogynistic outfit. This woman is profoundly oppressed. DISGUSTING This man is forced to wear this outfit to satisfy the basal rape-urges of women. This is a profoundly misandric outfit. This man is profoundly oppressed. DISGUSTING This is trane forced to satisfy his basal nature-boy rape urges. This is a profound image captured in his native habitat. The tree is profoundly oppressed. What the fucking fuck is up With Scott Stapp? (Creed's lead singer) Psych wards? Threats against Obama? Cocaine, Weed, PCP, and Amphetamines? Can you take me higher? Wow. listenable? Tastes vary of course but I enjoyed several songs from the album Human Clay and a couple from My Own Prison. Its not quite Christian Rock but their songs have strong religious themes. Are you a fool to run Windows 7? If you are one of those fools then uninstall KB3004394. Licorice is totally awesome So is fruitcake. But not THAT fruitcake. That fruitcake is nasty. But this fruitcake is pretty fucking awesome. I used to enjoy this fruitcake with some EggNog. Unfortunately my body no longer produces the enzyme to digest lactose and therefore EggNog is no longer AWESOME. Thank goodness cheese does not contain lactose and therefore remains awesome. PCSX2 is awesome. When the boy left for the military he left behind a nice library of PS2 Games but no PS2. (I forget now what he did with it but anyways). My only problem is with GTA Liberty City Stories. Even though I'm running the latest GIT revisions it runs like molasses on quaaludes in January in the Arctic. Vice City Stories and indeed every other game I have tried runs perfectly. The PS2 system isn't so old either so graphics are not a problem. Some really good games released for that platform also. Don't misunderstand, I'm not expecting you to help with my PCSX2 woes. It's just that is about the only thing that made sense to me in this diary. Seems you have been studying syes style of writing or else I'm just too old and not hep cat enough to grok the knowledge you be dropping. That was very interesting And I assure you I'm not being snarky or sarcastic. I really like PCSX2, it does a very good job at emulation. It does require a fairly powerful machine but any PC intended for gaming should have enough horsepower to run it decently. On their website they state they have 2386 games playable. And like I said LCS is the only title I have that doesn't run very well. I mostly use it to play games in the FINAL Fantasy series and some other JRPGS. Speaking of emulation, the PS2 was capable of playing many PS1 titles by having an emulator running on the chips that support the PS2 controllers. Pretty slick. We have a Game Xchange store in town and they have some PS2s in stock that are very cheap if I just had to be able to play that title. But it just isn't that big a deal. Thank you again for the interesting and informative reply. The ultimate Foolic's Cube Paint all the sides the SAME COLOR! That would be an interesting puzzle Especially for trans gender poly sexuals. Might be a bit difficult to solve for a fool. That's funny Because as I was replying, in the back of my mind I'm thinking that a true fool would probably employ a tool such as a sledgehammer or shotgun in their 'solution' of the cube. Quite Currently solving Rubik's Seventh Dimensional Hypersphere. Habbo Hotel Swimming Pool is closed Due to AIDS. Must be a trend Woman burned from the inside out. Draw directly to video memory I realize that you didn't study CS but seriously, we learned how to do that in the freshman CS courses. Not a big deal. Fucking A Liquid Metal dude and "Hasta La Vista, Baby" ( Seriously, EVERYBODY had that .WAV on their System back in the day.) vs Some random nigga and 'YO ADRYAN I DEED ET!' Nobody has that shit on their computer. Then you have COLONIAL MARINES. Mother fucker. COLONIAL MARINES! That shit influenced everything from DOOM to fucking well everyfucking thing that has a god damn space marine in it. Then you got Bill Paxton with, "Game Over Man! Game Over!" and "I say we lift off, nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." There isn't a single bullshit thing in Aliens. It is all Awesome. Even the little brat Newt is pretty cool. "Aye-Firmative!" vs Hannibal Lecter and his 'Fava Beans and glass of Chianti' Shit, there is no contest. WOW REALLY? That must have been like the MOST AWESOME THING EVAR! So, did you suck his dick or what? Same as a nuclear warhead I reckon Been hearing about The GOP Some hacker group in North Korea supposedly taking down PSN and other Sony owned sites in protest over the film "The Interview" with Seth Rogen and James Franco. It seems to me that it has to be a publicity stunt. North Korean hackers LOL. I picture very serious, semi-starved, young koreans hunched over Tandy 1000's. Seriously. If there is a hacker group in NK then why would they give a fuck about some Western comedy? Wouldn't they be focused on hacking into their own government? Getting an extra rice ball or something? Or better yet a fake passport out of that shithole. Then there is this thing that I didn't even realize was a thing until I couldn't get online to play GTA5. Called the Lizard Squad. They have threatened to destroy XBOX Live on Christmas Day among other things. Jesus. The day the first web page was defiled and called a "hack" was the day 'hacking' became a joke. "LOL I HACKED THIS WEBSIGHT AND REPLACED CLOUD WITH BUTT. I ARE 1337!!!!!1!!! ROFFLECOPTER!!!111!" Yeah, then there is TPB which is still not available and from what I hear even their mirrors are just showing a static page. No links to anything. I thought they set up some distributed system so this could never happen? Oh well, I hate to see it but really, if you still rely on public trackers then hey . . . shit be happening erryday. Kickass is up and delivering for those requiring that type of service. Oh yeah, in previous comment I didn't quite make clear. I read somewhere, I don't remember exactly, I have been having trouble with a tooth, medicated, comfortably numb . . . anyways, something about the REASON TPB was raided was that this group GOP had been dumping and was intending to dump a bunch of shit they ripped off Sony, emails, DOX, movies, i dunno. Onto and into this Bay of Pirates. Who knows? There is an FPP on the slash-DICE other site about the raid and why nobody really gives a shit anymore about the Bay. BTW I just now went to k5-stats.org. Very modern site I must say. Interesting use of white space. I applaud you for not succumbing to the current practice of loading your site with click-bait. There are many sites that would benefit enormously from your design philosophy. I still applaud your bold minimalism And I stand by my comment that a great many sites would benefit from your design. Honey Pot I have often said, "It's a different World" It's not just the media, it's everywhere. The answer is right under your nose yet you fail time and again to accept it. It isn't 'The Media'. It's not 'Wall Street'. It's not these huge faceless conglomerations. Because each one has a face. But like we refuse to believe that Climate Change can possibly be caused by human society, we also refuse to believe that a few individuals can change society. "Give me a place to stand and with a lever I will move the whole world." said Archimedes. And those of us not confused by the science of Physics instantly understand the principles of which he is speaking. Yet at the same time we refuse to entertain the notion that Rupert Murdoch with his lever of money and Roger Ailes with his lever of communication media can move the whole world. People refuse to believe that the Koch Brothers and any of the 1% can change society with their levers of power and cash. Further we don't want to believe because then that would require action on our part. As long as we have our bread and circus, our iphones and internet to amuse us. As long as we can troll and play games then we can ignore the truth of what is happening around us. It's a different world. You look back at any of the WWII films, cartoons, books, whatever and you will see young men and women itching to get into the fight. They would lie about their age, their physical conditions. They would do anything, go to any length to be a part of the effort. This lasted into the sixties when President John F. Kennedy said, "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too." But sadly today we do things only when we are frightened. We do things because they are easy. We do not want a challenge rather we want to follow the path of least resistance. That leaves open for the people that are willing to do the hard work the opportunity to take advantage of us. That is why we love Crawford so much. His excuses are our excuses. His failures are our failures. We are all wandering around sipping our Starbucks coffee and writing furiously on the Internet telling ourselves we are happy and ignoring that we are homeless and no longer in control of our destiny. In a single instant of inattention we could have our homes or our livelihood or our freedom ripped from us by those in authority. I'm not talking about the Government either. It could be a boss, a bank, your very health, whatever. This is most evident today in the protests over the events in Ferguson, in New York and elsewhere. All of this sound and fury signifying nothing but impotence. It is evident from the Occupy movement. Nothing changed. Some people supported it, some opposed. Many just laughed and asked, "What do you expect?" What do we expect indeed? Myself, I can probably count off the useful years I have left in this world with the digits I have on both hands and my feet with maybe even a toe or two left over. But those of you who are younger. Well, enjoy your future. You have earned it. "when things go bad" HERETIC! Nothing goes bad on a Mac! You are obviously holding it wrong! how do you get out of trouble Just purchase the next version . . . Is this what you tried to CAD out of? Dude proposes in a $100,000 heart made of iPhones. Gets rejected. Yeah I bet he is hitting UNDO like a motherfucker! Apparently, according to local reports, the love-struck guy spent the equivalent of $95,000 on 99 iPhone 6 smartphones, and proposed to his girlfriend while standing in the middle of the carefully arranged iPhone-heart, holding a bunch of flowers. The answer was no. Obviously a Conservative Didn't believe in contraception nor abortion. That's a sin! Bible says nothing about dumpgrounds though. Problem solved. STOP RESISTING! Seriously, the only proper response these days upon contact with the police is to immediately lay on the ground spread-eagle. Don't say anything, respond only to direct questions, hope you don't get hurt and maybe later you can get things sorted out with your attorney. LOL That's funny right there. I reckon it's poss-i-bull. That sounds aggresive 'sqqqrrk Dispatch, this is unit K5. We have an aggressive male at my location. Request immediate backup and SWAT. sqqqrrk' That's why they use bullets instead of words So THEY win. YOU die. Problem SOLVED. PEACE is kept. It's not the BEST way but it works for them. And the worst that happens is they lose a couple vacation days. And they probably wouldn't even get that if they gunned down your ass or put you in a chokehold. They'd just say, "Known habitual drug user we were just taking out the trash" and there you'd be in a body bag while they go home and fuck the prom queen. Some Words perhaps . . . probably not those of (trane) Mr. Bladder's. While Blastar may or may not have been 'unfairly' anonymized. He is still breathing and was not injured other than he may have been temporarily inconvenienced. For you to equate that with the actual loss of life and liberty going on in this country is probably the most out-of-touch and clueless thing you you have ever done on this site. No, you are quite incorrect You are trying to say that a ban is '...the ultimate personal attack...'. That reminds me of the joke about the professor that said, "A good bowel movement is more soul satisfying than sexual intercourse." And his student replied, "Doc, either I don't know how to shit or you don't know how to fuck." The ultimate personal attack is one in which your attacker stands triumphant above your dead corpse. There is no need to reply to this comment. I will not engage you any further in your childish ridiculousness. You yourself have taunted people about "words" hurting on the Internet. Either they do or they don't. And I have not asserted anything other than real physical injury is in no way equivalent to getting flamed online. Nor is physical death in any way equivalent to having your avatar banned. In the example you gave of Blastar for example. He is still alive and remains free to return to K5 again and again to say whatever he wishes. On the other hand if he was killed no amount of $5 bux will ever bring him back. "I don't know . . . . . .what [he] actually spoke about, . . ." So you don't know what he said but because he said something that means banning an individual on k5 is equivalent to killing said individual. That is some fucking bullshit right there. But I guess you've gone and Godwin'd this thread. Just couldn't think of anything better and so dealt the nuclear OMG HITLER card. BA-BAM! Good, we're through here then. Hard to get comfortable With that chip on your shoulder. That's some deep shit right there dude. It's like, you know, back in the day. When shit was around you fucking did it up. Cuz, when the shit dried up it wasn't like McRib. You know, two weeks and out. No you didn't know how long that shit would be around and when it was fucking gone it was gone. BA BAM! And you didn't know it was gonna come back neither. Naw dawg. The ones say they gonna leave are like them bitches you know, 'You keep hittin me I'mma go back to my momma.' Yo bitch there's the do'. But they be comin back they just wanna tell ya so you'll be all 'Oh baby, don't leave. Don't go to yo moms. I'll be good to you.' Shit, get the fuck out and go to yo moms. I'll get yo sister over here keep me company while yo gone. Shit Motha Fucka Shit. K5: What's up? tdillo: I'm in a flame war with some troll. "What's wrong with me?" You're just a lonely guy searching for some meaning in your life in a world where you are completely irrelevant. Guys that have fulfilling sex lives don't talk about it unless it is unusual, like Del and procrasti. Once it starts getting to be an everyday thing they quit talking about it. You keep talking about it much in the same way MDC talks about shipping software. "Oh hell yeah, Man I fucking ship that shit all the time! I've shipped for the very fucking best man. I get complimented for the way I ship. People tell me you a fucking shipping PRO dawg! Man last night I fucking shipped three fine ass apps man. I ship so hard I can't even walk." You keep bringing up retards and nerd virgins, I dunno maybe you secretly want to be more like them? Fuck this is K5. You really want to know what is wrong with you go get therapy. You want advice from us we're going to tell you what we tell everybody. Go kill yourself. Solution: We need a Basic Income and Challenges to provide the technology so that we can eventually store everyone in their own POD overseen by robots and machines and live in a simulated reality ala The Matrix. You can be in Paris just by Thinking It. We can create our own reality with our own Laws of Physics instead of being mean and making everyone live the way some people want them to. Well except for those folks that don't want to spend their lives in a POD for the good of Humanity. We can just kill those people and use their tissue for food. Free Lunch! TICK TOCK TICK TOCK! ; ) <3 Like a fine wine baby! Just pop my cork sweetheart. The full essence of vinegar and sour grapes is yours! I was rereading this diary and I am really amazed at how you took this diary about Del's newborn and Blastar-like made nearly two-thirds of it about you. K5 at it's finest! I APPLAUD! The parent (npi) needs a four! AWESOME NEWS MAN Congratulations both to you and your wife... Hell, especially your wife since she did all the work! But don't worry man, your job will come later believe me! Here, have a virtual cigar! Excellent. Well done. Happy Thanksgiving for those who celebrate the Beginning of our modern day Saturnalia in the Western World. This bacchanalian holiday kicks off today with a celebratory FEAST of mammoth proportions. This is to demonstrate our prowess at hoarding more food than we can possibly eat. During the feast it is customary to remind friends, family, and loved ones of their failures as human beings over the past year. After the feasting the male patriarchy retires to the communal area to enjoy the competitive sporting events held on this day. The female chattel busy themselves with cleaning and discussing the sexual deviances of various people in the community. The children are often turned out at this time, neglected and sent out to entertain themselves with much fighting and revelry. The following day, known as Black Friday, starts the month long forced death march known as Christmas Shopping. This is where adults fight to the death in order to secure cheaply constructed items made in Asia to present them to wholly ungrateful relatives, friends and others. Entire cities are often remade into complete arenas. With garish lights, horrible music and chintzy decorations everywhere. The entire thing looks like an explosion in a crayon factory devised by mad men. The entire season is themed by the veneration of the saviour of mankind, born to a woman impregnated by someone not her husband, who's family was so poor they could not even afford a room or a tent. Instead they squatted in a barn where he was delivered into a feeding trough. In his honor the poor of the city are likewise turned away from the festivities lest they be a nuisance to consumers and discourage shoppers from spending their money. Another God venerated during this season is the Lord of OverConsumption. Santa Claus. The mythical Santa Claus is depicted as a fat elf dressed in a plush red outfit. He hails from the North Pole, a Siberian wasteland where he runs a slave labor camp. Each Christmas he rides around breaking and entering peoples houses. The offspring of the rich are handsomely rewarded with a surfeit of expensive toys and clothes while the children of the poor often receive little or nothing as punishment for their parents failure in a capitalist society. Finally on Christmas Day the family gathers around a large tree that once thrived in the forest only to be chopped down and covered in shiny glass bulbs, blinking lights, shiny tinfoil and other garish trinkets and totems. Anticipation mounts as gifts are presented. The gifts are opened to disappointment and frustration. No one receives the gifts they really wanted or they are the wrong color, are inappropriate, the wrong size whatever. That is where the next few days of the Holiday known as the 'Standing in a Long Ass Line at the Customer Service Desk trying to Return Items without a Fucking Receipt' begin. The end of this 35 day orgy of Overabundance, Consumerism, Materialism, Greed, and Revelry coincides with the end of the Calendar year where the entire season is brought to a close in a final night of unbridled Drunkenness and Debauchery known as New Years Eve. So my friends, I wish you a wonderful Holiday. Eat heartily, Spend frivolously, Drink heavily, Fuck happily, Fight Yell Scream Dance Consume! Let everyone know what it is to be Human and Alive! If you are unfamiliar with this let me give you the rules. First off this is not 'just' a sale event. Black Friday is a competition. You have to queue up outside the store prior to the sale. The earlier the better so you can get a choice spot. You need to already be aware of the items you intend to 'go for'. You will not have time to change your mind once in the store. You must study circulars, ads, commercials. You must be prepared. Each season there will be numerous items that are Elite or better. The items themselves will not make much sense nor will they necessarily be useful in any way. I don't know who designates them but believe me if you are unable to acquire at least one Elite lvl item you have lost. Often this will be something like a very cheap Blu-Ray player or TV. It may be a kitchen appliance or something like that. You will be notified in the circular which particular items are Elite. The prize of course is to acquire a Unique Drop item. These items are highly prized and extremely rare. They are usually something like a doll that shoots bubbles from their ass or a talking unicorn or some other odd thing. It will not make any sense to you whatsoever but you will doubtless be informed that it is the hottest fucking thing on the planet right now and if your child or neice/nephew or grandchild does not have it under the tree this year then they will grow up to be like trane. In fact that is probably his problem. His parents didn't score him a cabbage patch doll or tickle me elmo when he was young. Anyways. The store may be open when Black Friday begins. But the displays will be guarded and covered in plastic wrap. Usually though they start the event at the same time the store opens. Once the Event begins there is only ONE rule and that is there are no rules other than perhaps the one item per customer or limit 3 with an additional $100 purchase. Otherwise it is everyman/woman for themselves. This is a full contact sport. Weapons are discouraged but body checking elbowing, kicking, eye-gouging is permitted. Whatever it takes to score at least one unique and as many elite items as you can get your hands on. Once you complete this task you are ok though. You may go for extra points by purchasing an nex-gen console or similar for each of the children in your life. Do not attempt to purchase games. You will only be embarrassed. Just get the console that has one or two games already bundled and that will be sufficient. Expect to max out at least one or two credit cards during the event. Head for the check-out counter. The sales receipt will total your purchases and give you a score. The more you spend the higher your score. If you achieve the goal then CONGRATULATIONS. This is the only acknowledgement you will receive. What, you thought you would at the least get a thank you card? HA! Oh yeah and don't fucking forget to buy batteries. If you fail in your quest then know that your failure will be remembered at any and all family gatherings from now til the heat death of the universe. True fact. Psychologists in America have determined that not purchasing a gaming console or iPhwhatever is equivalent to child abuse. Now go forth and enjoy your Black Friday. Outwit, outplay, outlast, outspend! Faces of Black Friday Winners Losers Look at that Loot! You could contribute by making yourself scarce in this diary . . . "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Like Kill Yourself. You can think of it as the gift that keeps giving. Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your Tofu. Thank you, I realize that and there are doubtless other errors. I was getting into a hurry because something had to be done immediately. I forget what it was, trash taken out or spider killed. I forget exactly. Good thing though else it would have been a much larger wall of text. Okay I will bite this troll If you just read the default page then yes it is crap. You have to subscribe to the subreddits that appeal to you. And there are custom stylesheets that make reddit more useful. A popular one is the Reddit Enhancement Suite which gives you much more control over your reddit experience. You might also prefer to view reddit this way. No, I don't work for reddit or Conde Nash. It's just, well you said everyone is more stupid than YouTube commenters and that hit me right in the feels. I like to flatter myself that, if nothing else, I am slightly brighter than a YouTube commenter. Dude, then don't fucking subscribe to those groups. You savvy USENET? Google Groups? Yahoo Groups? That kinda stuff? If you hang out in alt.rec.dead.cats then that is what you will see. If you hang out in alt.binaries.erotica.desperate.women.with.daddy.issues then what do you expect to read? But, but but that is what is on the front page, so that MUST be representative of the entire site right? Yeah, sure, have you taken a look at the front page of Kuro5hin.org lately? LOL. You'd have the impression that this place updates maybe once every three or four months. I mean the impression you would get is that . . . well I can't imagine what goes through a visitors mind when they see an Ode to Michael Crawford written by sye! I mean, wow, just wow. Anyways, I enjoy it. Different strokes for different folks. But if you're seeing stupid shit on there then that is more a reflection of your interests and what you seek than what the site actually offers. Yeah those pun threads. Well, I've made my points already and it doesn't hurt my feelings if everyone doesn't like reddit. I had to say 'something' though because I guess I do think of myself as a member of that community for whatever that means, just as much as I think of myself as a kuron. Probably some weird thing I have going on. I joined the Navy after all, and Scouts and all that. Anyways HHD was saying like everyone there is a worse than a YouTube Commenter which didn't make me cry I just had to say woah now hold up. I should be used to it being a Texan. If I had a dollar for every time I was told, 'I don't see no horns on you!' I would be right up there with Warren Buffet and Paul Allen. Hey maybe y'all would like Digg better I dunno. Maybe Buzzfeed is more y'alls speed. It's a big Internet and lots of places to get your tubes on. In the old days there was an attendant that pumped your gas. Helped stop that stuff from happening. They would even check your oil, air up your tires and wash your windshield FOR FREE! Your (A) & (B) is pretty much their whole theme. Jaw did not drop. Some photos were interesting. Unfortunately there was nothing that was WEIRD. Nice specs perhaps but it LOOKS like a console. However, I actually didn't feel like there was much dialog at all. I did enjoy the little snippy comments my team made at certain points. Cops suck. You can get away easy. They can get a little off the wall. I hate ppl that answer with 'Why on Earth would you ever want to do that?' I think you just might want to look at the virtualization options available as others have mentioned. Solution: unsubscribe. WHY DID PEACHES HAVE TO DIE? BIRD MURDERER! THERE IS NO PEACHES SCARCITY Government should give everyone the Basic Bird. Pets are the ultimate free lunch! You didn't RTFM It sounds like a big pain in the ass to make something really nasty tasting just so you can get a bigger caffeine buzz. Based on the article if I required the benefits; wide-awake feeling, not feeling hungry, etc. I would just snort some cocaine and have my regular cuppa joe or tea. I'm not looking to diet or keto whatever but that sounds like a decent meal right there. Will give it a shot. Hi, Im a jainist that insults people for no reason Peaches is dead and it's all your fault! The pork was honored to be chosen to sustain mirko and was well pleased to be part of such a succulent dish. You should do likewise and offer yourself to feed the wildlife and sustain them through this winter. You are so selfish. Bird Murderer! PEACHES WILL HAVE JUSTICE! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE FOR PEACHES KNOW JUSTICE KNOW PEACE FOR PEACHES. In pace requiescat Peaches I am aware that you are a passive aggressive asshat and Bird Murderer. That pig was MY FRIEND ASSHOLE! Before he gave his life he turned his snout to me and said, "It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. I am honored to be cooked to perfection with a decent wine and sauerkraut. No pig could ask for greater glory!" But YOU, Mr Slap-My-Sandals-Hard no NOTHING of honor, nor of Duty, nor of Sacrifice! You, so selfish and dependent upon the teat of society to provide for you. It is you who are blind, mewling and weak. MOURN FOR PEACHES :( OK if Tofurkey makes US ghey . . . And I'm not arguing with the idea because it IS pretty fucking ghey but anyways ...What does Turducken make US? Because I'm thinking, Turducken, only in America. Seriously, what other country could possibly even conceive of it? South Mpls? Does that rhyme with nipples? Truly the world does not acknowledge the genius that is you. Thank God for kuro5hin.org! In the future historians will read your diaries and discover that you were far ahead of your time. They will lionize you with statues, great works of art, feature films based on your life. Entire schools of thought will develop around your theories. Universities and public buildings will be named after you. Great discoveries will be made in your name. There will be an entire Federal Holiday created to honor your birth. Those signs should educate not create fear, uncertainty, and doubt about our fellow mortals. I get the strong vibe the first dude thought I was a bum So you didn't speak to either of them. You judged the one based solely on his appearance. Then you made an assumption about what the other guy was thinking. Based on these assumptions that existed only in your own mind and not from any real actions by the two you acted like an asshat; "following a few feet behind . . . slapping your sandals hard" and you conclude fuck humans? Seriously, you are the real dick in this tale. Acting both unfriendly AND hostile. I'm no psychologist but from your recent diaries and the parent comment you seem to be losing your grip on reality. I hope you don't have access to a weapon. You're just the kind of person I would expect to read about in an article with the headline: "Crazed Gunman Opens Fire in Public Area" Witnesses report the man screaming 'HI, THERMODYNAMIC SCARCITY IS A LIE THE SOLUTION IS A BASIC INCOME FUCK HUMANS!' Thank you! I was just about to go to bed... I think I will stay up a little bit now. I have a thing about snakes. It is a long and complicated story. I had a . . . non traditional upbringing. I was born out in the desert and actually raised in a cave. We did a lot of hunting and trapping back then. I even had a pet raccoon. I called him Frito. You know, Frito Bandito because of the mask. We caught all manner of things for the hides. I liked to hunt armadillo with a .22. I could take them down without messing up the armor so it was good for boots. My brother would call me the 'dillo. Snakeskin can be valuable for boots and belts. We had these big aquariums full of snakes. We weren't always careful and you know accidents and shit happen. I don't like to about it. To this day I have nightmares about snakes. Lots of weird things happened back then. Like when I woke up one night and my father was pointing a rifle at me. He slowly held up his finger and made a 'be quiet' sign and then fired. I thought I was dead at first but then I felt something wet and turned around to see the remains of the creature that had been on the shelf right behind me. I was glad when we moved to Austin and into a house. Even though it meant I had to give up my pets. I don't have a problem at all with scorpions or spiders or nearly anything that freak other people out. But snakes man. Fuck snakes. And I thought this diary was going to be about Jimmy. That part I wasn't sure about but Sounded like whatever it was HHD was quite satisfied with it. Whoosh Jimbo Wales! Where does Saville come in? I think we know what YOU've been doing lately! Time to wash your clown suit! And a former kuron to boot! I don't know anything about them other than apparently they don't follow through on their commitments (to "Welsh" on a deal) and they seem to have an amazing surfeit of consonants. ( 'Iechyd da i chwi yn awr ac yn oesoedd') Rise Up! Gather 'round, gonna rock this place to the ground. Burn it up, let's go for broke and watch the night go up in smoke. ROCK ON! Drive me crazier! No serenade, no fire brigade just a Pyromania! Come on! Oh let's go let's strike a light we're gonna blow like dynamite. I don't care if takes all night gonna set this town alight, yeah! We got the power we got the glory! Just say you need it and if you need it say yeah! YEAH! Burnin' burnin, I got this fever. I know for sure there ain't no cure. So feel it don't fight it go with the flow. Gimme gimme gimme one more for the road! We're gonna burn this damn place down! Down to the ground! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh! T-Day Lullaby? 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I'd like to get some sleep before I travel, but if you got a warrant, I guess then you're gonna come in. Busted, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowling pin, knocked down, it get's to wearing thin. They just won't let you be, oh no. You're sick of hanging around and you'd like to travel. Get tired of traveling and you want to settle down. I guess they can't revoke your soul for trying. Get out of the door and light out and look all around. Sometimes the lights are shining on me. Other times I can barely see. Lately it occurs to me, what a long, strange trip it's been. Truckin', I'm a going home. Whoa whoa baby, back where I belong. Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin' on. Del, go pour yourself a drink. There is gay4crawford and then there is modus-level RAGING HARD-ON 4 CRAWFORD. This is getting to be an obsession. Still there is the problem of property or land. In addition you have NIMBY. Lots of folks would support this kind of thing, just not in their neighborhood. It's why we have Section 8 housing. Supposedly you give poor people a voucher to rent in the community. They get scattered around and integrate. It works well in some cases but in others not so well. Like if you have an Apt complex or landlord that owns a block of houses together. Then you get the Section 8 people in one place and you start seeing problems. Crime, drugs, trash. These bottle homes would 'mark' the poor just as much as seeing them pushing a shopping cart. You won't want one next to your house so they'll get concentrated in some out-of-the-way area. And then you'll have the problem with crime, drugs, trash and all the other shit. Then people will point at it and say, 'See it doesn't work!' "Suppose we don't house the homeless." Don't misunderstand me. I'm down with housing. This particular housing though seems on the surface to be a good idea. But the problem isn't building cheap homes or affordable homes or anything like that. Part of it is perception. Like I said in my comment. You build these type of homes and that is like a huge sign saying 'HEY POOR PEOPLE LIVE HERE!' and folks aren't going to want to have them nearby. So they get shunted to the fringes. Think about your own situation. Unless you tell people, most folks aren't even going to realize that you have Schizoaffective disorder or any of that. So you can about your business unhasseled. But imagine if you had to wear some kind of item that notified people that you had mental problems? Even though you are still the same person don't you think others would treat you much differently? Might you be turned away from some cafes perhaps? People might be uncomfortable sitting next to you? What I'm saying is that housing for poor, homeless, whatever works best when people are integrated into neighborhoods so they don't get shunted off to the side. So they don't get lumped together and swept under the rug. So that vandalism and crime don't flourish. So that they can lead normal lives next to others without stigma. Do you see where I'm coming from now? Our very own localroger was once on the problem of cheap building materiel. He was working seriously on making cardboard 'bricks' that would be like cinderblocks. Unfortunately his experiments didn't quite pan out. Otherwise he would be a housing tycoon today. What do you expect? That is a very insightful comment. If you look at how he 'tranes' his bots in the diaries where he has written about them, he does exactly that. He changes the logic until the bot responds the way in which he expects. Then he declares that his 'model' proves him correct. Even though it only does so because he forced it to. It is no wonder then that he tries to alter the logic of reality to fit his notion of how it should work. Then make these claims that he is correct. He's just like a kid playing solitaire who, when he gets a hand he doesn't like, alters the cards until he "wins" then pats himself on the back about how awesome he is. I don't know how good a mayor he was But I did enjoy his music. He would login but the password is on a floppy in a storage shed in California and he needs $7500 to get it. Don't send it PayPal. . . .once you step out. . . No, I still see some retard sticking to you. And I can still smell the nerdginity reek on you from all the way down here. Kinda like rolling in shit. After you've rolled in enough of it you just don't smell it anymore. Larry, now that is a good stand up name right there. Larry Foster. That is a name you can trust. "I took a bath in pussy" Boy hidey that is some loose pussy raht there. If'n it was big enough to take a bath in. You must be hanging out with procrasti's girls. They'll stretch a mile before they tear an inch. Either way, you best go back and scrub a bit harder. I still see a bunch of retard on you. You're damn near eat up with it. Representation of Women in VG - The Cause The problems with [female] representation [in Video Games] isn't to do with the negative outlook on women from society. It comes from the inherent positive view of women society has. That is to say, the view that women are inherently nice and pure, that we shield women from harm, that society cares much more about the plight of women than it does men. Give me a fair shake. Neckbeards gonna H8 I'm making a fortune selling bumperstickers; "You can have my shell scripts and inits when you pry them from my cold dead fingers" "Open source community is full of assholes..." "[SystemD] very prone to mission creep and bloat and likely to turn into a nasty hairball over the longer term." "Fucking GNOME devs!" The biggest benefit seems to be faster boot times. But mostly the arguments come down to younger, SysD is the new hotness vs old school If it ain't broke don't fuck with it. It is more Win-like. And it isn't evil in and of itself. The main problem I see is that as it catches on it has started to encompass more things that really aren't part of its original purpose. So love it or hate it, there is no question that it goes against the traditional Unix way of doing one thing and doing it well instead attempting to be all things to all people. No SystemD on Chromebook AND you get 1 TB of storage on Google Drive! Resistance is futile. Also, new from Google! Don't like ads on your Internet? Just pay Google and they'll make them go away! 'Nice website ya got here, be a shame if something happened to it. Capiche?' Captain: What happen ? Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Googlebomb. Operator: We get Notification! Captain: What ! Operator: Ok Google! turn on. Captain: It's you !! Google: How are youTubers !! Google: All your database are belong to us. Google: You are on the way to assimilation. Captain: What you say but you told us you No Evil!! Google: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha ... Operator: Captain !! Captain: Take off every `IOS'!! You know what you doing. Move `IOS'. For great justice. They don't have weapons on them . . . yet. Rusty gets sued for K5 in 5...4...3...2... I can only imagine what the letter said Dear Esteemed Colleague; In your latest article in the Journal of Physics you described how atomic fission was a "...complete fantasy with no basis in reality." We respectfully disagree. You will find our complete proof attached. Sincerely, Your American Physicist Colleagues Min Wage Employment is NOT a stepping stone That may have been true in the past but increasingly for the poor, the non-skilled, and the elderly min wage is all there is. And I'm not talking about retired grampa needing a side job as greeter. People in their 40's and 50's are increasingly discriminated against. That out of the way, I agree that min wage IS a bad idea. Because it is anti-capitalist. It skews the market. I'm not an economist but I know that when you force a subsidy like this then you get unintended consequences. It would be much better if there was no min wage. Let Walmart, McDonalds, etc decide what they want to pay. Hell maybe they don't want to pay anything. Maybe they give out gift coupons or some shit. All you can eat McBurgers. Whatever. Let the market decide. Instead of people going in and making decisions based on what is basically false information let them compare actual compensation between companies. Instead of people applying at Walmart because they can get $15/hr let them make an informed decision based on the actual wage of say $1.25 / hr plus $50 off in store purchases. Then the company is going to get the workers they deserve. If they want better then they will have to automate or compete with other companies with better pay. Min Wage just muddies up the waters and also confuses the issue with things like Food Stamps and other forms of Welfare. In this case I do agree (somewhat) with trane. It would be MUCH better if we had a Universal Basic Income rather than foisting it off on the min-wage paying service companies to provide a Basic Income. Sure, I don't want to pay $20 for a hamburger. But if that is the TRUE market cost then isn't it better to KNOW that and make decisions accordingly? If we know that a meal at McD's is going to set us back $25 per person won't that lead us to make better choices in where and what we eat? Same with labor. No matter what trane says, TANSTAAFL. Somewhere somebody is paying. I would rather that be transparent than for it to be hidden behind forced Min Wage. If it means some companies go out of business so be it. I'm sure that other, BETTER companies will fill those niches. Why should we legislate to continue the status quo just because of nostalgia? Finally though, I must address this: "...stay out of other's people business." Del, you live in Communist fucking China. Shut your fucking piehole. As an ex-pat you ain't got no opinion anyone over here is interested in. Just like all you European bastards telling US(A) how to handle our guns I got one thing to say, "FUCK RIGHT OFF". I don't want to hear it. This is America. If you don't live here then keep your god damn nose out of our affairs. We'll do what we damn well please just like MDC. Go fix your fucking human rights and polluted fucking air before you start telling US what to do with our healthcare, our guns, our immigration and our god damn minimum fucking wage. No I'm not talking about inflation I'm talking (out my ass really, I don't know what the Real cost would be) but like if there was no min wage. No subsidies. Just here's what it costs us to make a hamburger (labor, supplies, etc etc). Now here is what we need to add to the cost to make a profit and stay in business. Now here is the figure that a Burger, Med Drink and Fries is going to cost. What we charge. Whatever that comes out to and I suspect it would be a LOT more than what they charge now. Then we the public would be better informed and could make more sensible choices on what we ate and where we ate. That's all I'm saying. Same with Walmart. They have low prices. Some of that is economy of scale. They're fucking WALMART. Just being as huge as they are gives them some leverage in their pricing. But they can also play games with wages. Hiring a ton of people so they can ensure that no one actually gets any OT or works over so many hrs. Cutting benefits because hey, the employees can just get Food Stamps. Cutting Ins because hey, they can get Obamacare. If we did away with all that BS where employees could actually compare what they would get working at walmart vs working at the car wash for example. They could make better decisions. Yes I know about the company store stuff and all that. My point is not that these are GOOD ideas. My point is that we want people both consumers and employees to be able to make choices based on actual cost vs benefit. How Walmart actually compensates an employee is besides the point. And not just walmart but anyone that pays min wage which really is a way of saying, "If I could pay you LESS then I would but it is illegal for me to do so." Nothing complicated here. I'm just trying to Keep it simple. The thing about non americans telling us what to do is pretty much the same as people coming into your place of work and telling you how to do your job. I ain't going to sit here and say we don't have problems. I am very upset with a LOT of the shit going on these days. But like if I'm seeing tanks running over students in China and Russians on Vacation invading the Ukraine and all the other crap and then they want to suddenly tell America how to fix things? Fuck 'em. Yeah, they may have perfectly valid arguments and all that but as far as I'm concerned I don't give a shit. I don't want some customer coming in and telling me how I need to run my accounts receivable. I don't want some Yankee coming down here and telling me how great a fucking HOA is. And I don't want some Eurofag telling me how to cook my BAR-BQ. If that's what they like then they can fucking go back and do that where they came from if it is so fucking awesome. I'm not posting on Chinese boards 10 Reasons why having breathable air is a good thing. And I seriously don't think they would appreciate it if I did. Of course I have an opinion But my opinion about Chinese or New Zealanders or Russians or Australians makes no difference to them. I have an opinion about Australian Censorship. I speak the language. But I don't troll the Australians because what good would it do? That is their business. I have enough to worry about in my own country. I would just settle for decency & common sense Reason being, I have not a doubt that some of these people are very intelligent. And along with that Machiavellian in their cleverness and deceit. If that they could just be decent and have some sense I think they would function, perhaps not perfectly but at least adequately. We need more adequacy. I don't know about where you live but we already have a minimum IQ test for voters here in Texas. If you can figure out when, where and how to vote and then get the paperwork needed in order to vote then you have pretty much passed that test. As for jurors I think that would backfire pretty quick. I mean the very definition of a juror is someone who wasn't smart enough to get out of jury duty. If we had to have some kind of test then IQ test is all wrong. For a number of reasons. If any kind of test then I would say we need a drug test for anyone in office. And it should be like a breathalyzer or blood test before any official duty was performed and the results posted along with the act. For example, Sen Joe Smith voted against Prop 21. Blood Alc Lvl: .10, Evidence of Cocaine and Cannabis in blood sample. I wouldn't penalize them I would just like to have it on record. Another useful thing is that Politicians should, like NASCAR drivers be required to wear sponsorship logos on their suits. The bigger the donation the larger the Logo. So when they gave a speech we could see the huge KOCH Ind logo across their chest and DOW Chemical along the sleeves. I think that would go a LONG ways towards getting things straightened out. Basic Income in America The U.S. Basic Income Guarantee Network The Basic Income Guarantee is an unconditional, government-insured guarantee that all citizens will have enough income to meet their basic needs America is running out of Jobs It's time for a universal basic income The politics of a guaranteed income get a lot easier when you acknowledge that the U.S. is no longer the land of opportunity 5 Reasons to Consider a No-Strings-Attached, Basic Income for All Americans An idea whose time has finally come Everyone's Talking About This Simple Solution To Ending Poverty By Just Giving People Free Money Unversal Basic Income Something We Can All Agree on? You are absolutely right. Fact is, it was one of tranes screeds that made me look up UBI. I was going to Google it and then reply how it was completely absurd. The funny thing was that when I looked at it and saw how it worked I was won over. It is a damn good idea. It isn't "intuitive" especially the 'Universal' part and why that is necessary. Even trane argues that it doesn't have to be Universal. But it just wouldn't work unless it was in fact universal. It would beat the pants off welfare and means testing and any other kind of welfare system we have in place today. But it isn't intuitive, like revolving credit wasn't intuitive at first. When you stop and think about it revolving credit doesn't really make any sense. But we use it and we are used to it so we don't question it. UBI doesn't make 'sense' but if we implement it then I don't think it would be long before people would see the benefit and wonder why the fuck we did all that other crap in the first place. In places where it has been tried it has been a HUGE success. Too bad those were only temporary experiments. Having said that, however I refuse to believe that any of this BS about thermodynamics and economics is anything BUT BS. In fact I don't think he really understands UBI except as far as it means he would get FREE MONEY. If you had told me back in the late 90s that we would have same sex marriage, gays (openly) in the military, legal pot in Washington DC and a black president serving his second term in office I would say you were fucking nuts man. It ain't never gonna happen. But here we are. Too many entrenched interests depending on the status quo. Even this Obamacare or ACA or whatever you want to call it. It's broken as fuck. Shit is a little better maybe in some places little worse in others. It aint going to hold up. But we will have Universal Healthcare. It's going to happen. UBI is going to happen. It may be fucked up a bit but it's going to come. The system we have now is just not sustainable. It isn't just that it sounds cool. It is that it works. Wherever they tried it it fucking worked. It just takes the will to do it. And as the inequality in wealth continues to widen the will is going to be there. I get email from Obama all the time and from Michelle, Biden, Pelosi, Reid, etc etc. They all say if I don't send them $5bux RIGHT THIS MINUTE then the Democratic party is DOOMED. So I guess the whole Mid-Term thing was my fault cuz I dint have five bux. Sorry, my bad. I couldn't help it, I LOL'd but taking control out the hands of the average Windows user is a major no no step forward. THIS IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION YOU SHOULD RE... "OK" Do you want to . . . "OK" GET PORN IN YOUR INBOX . . . "OK" honesty is making your word conform to reality. integrity is making reality conform to your word You want to see a magic trick? Ain't that a peach? How would you know? You had absolutely no responsibility for the decision. At no point could you have said Fuck this, fuck you guys, I'm going to do something worthwhile. The whole time there was someone pointing a gun at your head. Right up until you sparked up in the bathroom. There was never any point that you could have said NO. I'm not doing this bullshit anymore. I guess it goes without saying then if you are such a victim that you have taken it up the ass for crack huh? I mean all that stress and depression. So you slobbed the knob for a rock huh? It's cool. We're not here to judge. Work is play If I don't enjoy myself or (most) of the people I'm with then fuck that. That is unhealthy. If you're going to spend a good part of your day, hell a good portion of your life doing something then it should be something that you like doing. And it doesn't have to be the sexiest thing either. My cousin use to enjoy playing with Tonka trucks in the sand box. He grew up and enjoyed driving heavy construction equipment. Backhoes, dump trucks, that kind of thing. Now he owns a company. He is still just playing with trucks in a big sand box though. I admit that I am fortunate In that when I didn't have any skills I was not averse to joining the Military and I really did enjoy what I was doing. I didn't like some of the people but I had fun. Later I was fortunate in that I had acquired skills that will serve me as long as I am mentally capable. So while I haven't always 'had it easy' I have been able to get by and have fun doing it. "You can't judge a book by its cover" But that cover pretty much tells you everything you could possibly want to know about this book. Why wouldn't he? What else would they have to offer the man who knows everything? I always eat before I go to stuff like that as a matter of habit. It's something my father, (who was NOT in the Navy) taught me. That way I'm usually not disappointed. The only time I get a little irate is if they don't have coffee. If they don't have coffee I will leave and go get me some. You may not realize but human beings can, in general go completely without food for a solid month. It's quite unpleasant, but one can do it. Humans can barely go ten minutes without coffee. Not without breaking out the chainsaw at any rate. HHD has more patience than I. I don't know if I could deal with the human gastropod as described. But I think maybe he is bad but not that bad and HollyHopDrive just likes to vent. I can totally understand that. I know people like that who have annoying little habits. If outsiders were to hear us talk they would think these people were total monsters. But really they are generally ok and useful. It's just we have to have someone to bitch about. Dell is not a trained Clinician As far as he is concerned Manic is equivalent to Batshit Insane. Don't take it personal. Technically you may not be Manic. But you are certifiably batshit insane. You'll get my bill in the morning. I accept Cash, MasterCard and Visa. No paypal, American Express, Money Orders or bitcoin. Have a wonderful day! We'll see you in Health! I prefer the term Artificial Person myself Synthetic has such derogatory connotations these days. Well you missed the terrorist summit here We are currently working on WarpLife and the destruction of the Brokerage Industry. We have made progress to sue the entire State of California and present our case to The Supreme Court where we hope to secure Sovereignty of the Kingdom of Portland. Further MDC will soon be named CEO of Apple and crowned The Most humble, self-effacing and modest man in America. Trane has proven mathematically that the fundamental foundation of Physics is all made up and will soon begin creating free and unlimited energy along with a Basic Income to every individual on the planet. HHD is running for PM of Britain with her winnings from Who wants to be a Millionaire. She has broken off her marriage and is currently engaged to Daniel Craig in Blue Shorts. That is what is UP my Nigga. Hell yeah, right after she won Britains Got Talent for her mash-up belly-hooping act. It was awesome. Declan pissed himself it was so moving. It's ABC Always Be Closing It's the year 12k Looking back 10k yrs to the present day. What tech is still in use from 2015? Answer is iPad because WarpLife finally shipped. (in AD 12015) Yes, it was a loooong walk for that joke. Although it is an interesting question. Supposing Human Civ lasted that long, what do we use today that will still be in use 10k yrs from now? I figure books will still be around but rare. Other than that I don't know. I would hope we would be spread out through the solar system and no longer using violence to solve problems. A place where trane would feel at home. No scarcity, etc etc. But probably not. Probably be back wearing furs and living in caves eating what little game hasn't become extinct in a dystopian wilderness of radiation and pollution. That isn't going to be a big problem. The next crisis is the Unix Millennium Bug of 2038. All hell will break loose. Banks will fail. Missiles will launch themselves. Power centers will go critical. Spacecraft will drop from orbit. It's going to be chaos and bloodshed on a global scale. Seems pretty inefficient to me You have this huge uncontrolled fusion reaction in space consuming mind boggling amounts of fuel radiating heat and light in every fucking direction and you use just a tiny tiny tiny bit of that to light your bowl. Then you tell me you got more out than went in? I would ask what have you been smoking but we already know that. Sounds about as smart as setting a forest on fire just to toast a marshmallow. Hey look, I've hardly done any work but I toasted a whole marshmallow! Entropy and the Law of Thermodynamics violated! Q.E.D. The Forest was already there! No Scarcity of Trees. Free Energy! Oh Snap! High Five! It's on Amazon I reckon more people would find it there than Powells. I had never heard of Powells before today but even Aunt Peggy knows about Amazon Yeah I don't have a Kindle either But I have a Kindle App on my tablet and on my PC. Also there is Cloud Kindle that works in any web browser. I can read just about any format there is, any time and anywhere. I buy a lot of shit from Amazon. I buy from Walmart. I buy from a lot of vendors and suppliers. Let me ask you, how do you reconcile your non support of a company like Amazon because of their corporate practice but yet you support a company like Apple that snoops on their customers and has their shit built by what is practically slave labor? The factory where your precious Macs and iBullshit has nets to keep the workers from jumping to their death. Take a look at the corporate practices of your Starbucks. Every time you swill your Venti Latte Mochatarelli you might as well be drinking the blood of thousands of poor children. Don't even get me started on McDonalds. Happy Meal indeed. Oh but Amazon wont take your PayPal. So evil. Shit. Those crazy fucking Swedes I wrote an article based on this diary and submitted it to my favorite scientific publication. They said they will publish it between the Piers Morgan Deported to England and Scientists Say Saturn is a Giant UFO stories. KA-CHING! And my penis became erect as well! It is so cold out, would you like a hug? I used to be in the Navy you know. It would remind you of old times. Thought this Pope was down with the LGBT bunch simulate anal sex They needed to get some young boys to make that protest relevant. You and Crawford Have more in common every day that goes by. Yellow Rose, Austin Tx. Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen. LOL That was what LilDebbie did before he retired. Call Center Tech Support. He should know all the inside code words. IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP Do not cross the streams. That could be bad. We're very nearly as far away from 2001 as they were. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT 67P ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE Whoopsie! Wake and Bake Times Yep, looks legit. Tax wealth Hard to do when the Secret World Cabal is an Oligarchy of the Wealthy. They are all set to tax the shit out of the poor. I think they would sooner bring back poor houses, work farms, and debtor prison before gold-backed currency. 60% think they're just about to become the 0.1% I'm not so sure. It may seem like that and no, I haven't done any surveys but here is my take. I must admit that I do know some people with a bit of money. Well wealth really. Houses, cars, property, stocks, etc etc. All the std trappings. And without fail, each and every one of them is appalled if someone refers to them as rich. They do not think of themselves as the 1% but rather the struggling 99%. Because each and every one of them will point out some other person or family that they know that is making a bit more and will say that 'Those folks are rich, but not us! Why we're barely making ENDS MEET!' And on the other end of the spectrum. The poor red necks that I know. They don't consider themselves just about to make it big. Hell, they are almost PROUD to be nearly broke. They admit they wouldn't know how to act if they had a ton of money. They'd just spend it on a bigger boat, a bigger trailer, and a bigger truck. Maybe get a boob job for Ellie Mae and some of them sweet Bass Pro fishing rods. Put a deck on and maybe splurge and get an above-ground pool. But they don't trust the Gubmint. They don't want no taxes. PERIOD And the one thing they are most afraid of is that somebody somewhere is gittin more than their fair share. They don't mind being miserable as long as every body is miserable. But by GOD if some body is getting something from the Gubmint then by damn everybody should be gettin it too. Unless it is charity/welfare because that is only for widdow wimmin and orphans. If it was just a matter of what they say I might agree. But it isn't just what they say it is how they act also. But again just my observation not like it is scientific or anything. Try HTML Tidy http://tidy.sourceforge.net/ And get Tidy UI to make it easier on you. http://users.rcn.com/creitzel/tidy.html#tidyui It was built for this kind of thing. With eBooks the only thing a WP is good for is spell check. Not sure if it's even needed these days. Then you save it in Plain Text. Not HTML. Oh forget it. It's like MDC. Cut fucking three times and maybe measure when it's done. A lot of sound and fury, blaming the tools when the real problem exists between the keyboard and the chair. A little bit of Google and RTFM would have saved you tons of work. People have been doing this for like nearly 3 decades now. You mean <p> & </p>? Man, you really are out of your league on this. Ok you know that html is plain text right? It just has some character sequences that are interpreted in a special way by the browser. In Word there is an invisible paragraph marker ^p that you can make visible using show all. I'm sure it is in libreOffice also. I'm sure you saved all your drafts as you go along right? You do a search and replace on the para mark. replace it with something like %%ENDOFPARA%%. You can make your own custom markers. You don't have to do global s&r either you can just do sections at a time. I do some other search and replaces to remove extra spaces and fix other such until I have a nice flat block of text. Then I can do a s&r on the %%ENDOFPARA%% and put in my tags. Well yeah there is more to it but I'm not going to sit here and type out a manual. There have been hundreds of people that have already solved these problems you are having. You can avail yourself of that knowledge or you can curse the software Gods and post angrily to K5. Anyways, it takes all of a minute on today's machines. But that is if you think first. I know what I'm talking about I have converted lots of dead tree books to e format. It isn't that hard. You don't want to specify fonts or any of that mess. 99% of that work is going to be ignored by the reader software or device. You're just wasting your time. The human readers don't care either. They have their shit set up like they want and they will not be impressed. They just want your words up in their head. But you can do it right or you can do it the Crawford way and come up with excuses. I just thought I would help. If you are dead set on doing it your way then fine. I'll just leave you be. Perhaps this will be a learning experience. Good Luck Yes, I understand the problem And I have to apologize, I shouldn't have come off the way I did. I regretted it soon after I posted. No excuse, I just think I was kind of taking out on you a little funtime I had with one of my own IgnMF's yesterday. Mea Culpa. So I guess trane is right then? It's all made up. Handwaving and all just to be mean. Math is probably just some shit that some low-level government official come up with to make life more difficult and further the scarcity agenda. Physics and Economics and all that is just a truckload of hooey to keep folks working as wage slaves to Ignorant Mother Fuckers rather than enjoying life. That's it then. I'm stripping off my clothes and walking out the door. Next time you see me I'll be out in the woods lighting my bowl with magnets and a magnifying glass. Fuck your world. settle down trane just because you don't understand science doesn't mean they're out to get you. The more you cheerlead for MOOCs the more I become convinced they must not be worth a shit. If MOOCs are so good then why are you still living in your car without a job? Yeah, I know, JOBS ARE FOR THE WEAK. But yet you still want free money huh? I ain't punishing you though You are free to continue to attend your MOOCs all you want, I'm not stopping you. But the only people on this board that routinely champion them are you and Blastar. Based on that alone I conclude they must not be worth a shit. You choose to run through the woods nekkid. I choose not to. You may tell me how fucking great it is but I'm going to pass. We have a CFO already Source of much foolishness as a matter of fact. Idiocy is well covered by the VP of Operations. If we actually had a Chief Idiocy Officer I doubt we could continue to function as an organization. It would just devolve into a massive Monty Python sketch. Come and play Everything's A-OK! Freindly neighbors there that's where we meet! Butterfly in the sky! I can go twice as high! Take a look, It's in a book a Reading Rainbow! We're gonna turn it on! We're gonna bring you the power! We're gonna light up the dark of night like the brightest day in a whole new way! It's coming down the lines strong as they can be through the courtesy of The Electric Company! Correct. Mobi is an open standard Azw is proprietary based on mobi with better compression. AZW also has DRM built in. An AZW without DRM is essentially identical to Mobi. LOL I don't know if I have ever dl'd any ibook formats. But so far I haven't found anything that calibre can't mangle into something that will go into what ever reader I'm using at the moment. That is some best of breed software right thar I tell u whut. Do not specify fonts. As a consumer of ebooks I can tell you that any decent reader is much like a web browser. In other words it will completely ignore whatever you have and just present it like plain text or it will allow you to set your own fonts and margins. Kindle reader allows the user to set Georgia, Palatino, Bakersville, Lucida, Droid Serif, Caecilia, and Helvetica In addition it allows the user to set Narrow wide and normal margins and the same with line spacing and font size. The Nook does similar. Basically I'm saying that setting a font and margin size is detrimental to the user experience. Unless you have a special effect you are trying to achieve like the terminal text just don't specify anything and let the ebook reader set it up. Easier for you and helps old farts like me that set the text to HUGE. I hope that helps. allow you to set your own fonts and margins What I mean is allow the user to set their preferred fonts and margins. Further Reading How to format your ebook New and Improved HOWTO. Lulu Guide to Creating an ebook Converting WORD to ePUB Signs you think like a machine. What is this poem? I don't understand the Kanji or Emoji or whatever. I could imagine this poem was written specifically for K5. Behold the glory, power and awe Of K5's Gayness for Crawcock! Praise be unto him! Everybody all up in arms about guns But the reality is that guns don't kill people, VIDEO GAYMES KILL PEOPLE! When are we going to start regulating the use of vidya Gaymes? Where are the background checks? People are walking around in PUBLIC with video games concealed on their phones, on their tablets, on their laptops! You can walk into any Walmart* and see video games right out in the open! They even have areas where just anyone can pick up a controller and test out a video game! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Mark my words, it won't be long when some mentally ill marijuana smoking gay transgendered lesbian bisexual progressive liberal feminist crushes someone to death because the thought they were being attacked by a candy! What a goblin might look like to a young person. I Don't Believe It! HABEEB IT! TWINKIE HOUSE! Why . . .girls I fuck have to be so flat-chested It might help if you would stop picking up chicks at the Jr High. Yes, that Jimmy Wales He's always asking for money. That is exactly what I tell him also. "Not to worry, we'll see you another time." I was going to give you shit for watching anything related to that asshole TRUMP. But today I learned you have your own version of The Apprentice. I do wish the BBC would stop ripping off our American TV shows though. Can't they come up with their own original ideas? Natural Language is all made up tlhIngan Hol, qaStaHvIS ngeD kontex qaponbej nuqDaq yu' QaQ Dapvetlh chenmoH, "ghorgh 8.05 kellicams p'ah rep leng ghaH 'oH?". You'll blow my mind the day you write something more intelligent and scientifically accurate than what comes out of the mouth of a typical conservative republican. HealthTap is that like SpinalTap? Can my IQ go up to 11? Good Morning America! So nice to see we finally have our priorities in order. Drop that plate right now! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say will be held against you. Arnold Abbott was one of the first to be arrested under the new law when he tried to feed hundreds of homeless people outside his church. You have the right to remain silent Two ministers and a 90-year-old man face up to 60 days in jail for feeding the homeless. "One of police officers came over and said 'Drop that plate right now,' as if I was carrying a weapon," Abbott said. Police also arrested and charged two ministers at the event. All three face a $500 fine and up to 60 days in jail for sharing food with the hungry. I completely disagree It is not about the food or having enough. The law allows feeding the homeless in designated areas. The violation was feeding them in a non designated area without prior approval or government permission. This is about "Out of sight, out of mind" and is far more insidious than simply not feeding people. If those in power can sweep whole groups of people 'under the rug'. Keep them out of sight. Then the populace forgets they exist. Once they forget they exist then those in control can do whatever they wish. Even to the point of disposal. Lock away the mentally ill, "for their own good". Hide the poor and the needy. Put the elderly in a home out of sight. Then they can say look, we have solved the problem! There are no poor, no hungry, no mentally ill, no homosexuals, no non-christians, no tired, weak, or huddled masses yearning to breathe free. There are no undesirables. They do not exist. You have the right to remain silent. I bet one of the first reasons is budgetary. The mayor said the reason is that by feeding the homeless you just encourage that behaviour. He didn't say anything about budgets or not having enough money or food. The city doesn't provide because they claim it perpetuates the cycle of homelessness. It isn't productive. Their thinking is that if they feed the homeless then other people will see how cushy it is to be homeless. Why work and be productive when you can just chill out on the beach? If you know others will feed you, clothe you, shelter you then why be a productive member of society? In other words the city is saying if they allow just anybody to feed the homeless they'll soon be over run with people like you. I know that and so probably does the Mayor But they have to come up with some kind of "reasoning" rather than be seen as just heartless bastards. They definitely don't want to go on record with the truth. uncommon for Americans to grow vegetable gardens depends where you live. In the South for whatever reason, its agri heritage or whatever many people have veggie gardens. I live in town but there are chickens in my yard every morning. One of my neighbors has chickens they let free range the hood. They get fresh eggs and occasionally fresh poultry. Goats are also popular. Even LilDebbie has a garden. Some homeless people Have a lot of god damn nerve! You are in good company Math is Tough! Is this your car? Spreading the Ebola Love? Definitely a Charger I would Dodge. Gov Rick Perry isn't running so that should raise the avg a little. I'm really only interested in three races. One, who is going to be the Governor of Texas. Two, will the Democrats be able to hold the Senate. And three, what's the third one there? Let's see. I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry. Oops. Next Question Whois coldandhungry? I never heard "feels like burnt rubber" I have heard "smells like burnt rubber" as that is a very distinctive smell. I cant imagine what burnt rubber would feel like though. Pussies. Oh My, Voting is Soooo Hard! I guess in 'Merica we'll have to put a poll at the drive thru of Starbucks and McDonald's. Get a free cookie when you vote! Get a free BigMac when you vote! I hear Rednecks 'round here all the time. 'Fuckin nigger in the White House don't have a birth certificate. God damn govt letting them wetback kids over here bringing in Ebola and terrists. I ask 'em, so did you vote? Aw shit no! That shit is too much trouble! I asked a guy yesterday in fact. He says, I went down there to vote but they ask too many god damn questions. I asked, what questions did they ask? He says, They asked me if I had a drivers license. I said, Hell yeah! What the fuck do you think? I drove my pickup down here! So I fucking left, too many fucking god damn questions. I imagine purchasing from a cartel or a representative would also be illegal. I think instead if your state makes it legal for recreational use then one would purchase it from a licensed dispensary. This because the state in legalizing use would expect a big tax return. And I don't think cartels, particularly Mexican cartels pay taxes. I really don't know this for a fact though. So . . . let me get this straight I'm typing this right now from trane's free copy of Yosemite without crashes. You're saying then that you are using or borrowing perhaps, trane's 64 dick ten inch quad dick dildo? Okay then. Uh, I'll just back away slowly . . . nothing wrong with whatever two consenting adults do in the privacy of . . . well, . . . wherever you happen to be, the alley, the parking lot of Walmart, the park. Uh, have fun, I suppose. Excuse me. Quad-headed So if it has 64 dicks with quad heads that means 256 heads huh, well that is a picture I'm going to need a gallon of mental eye-bleach to remove the stain. BoB Boring as Blastar uh, " massive overreaction..." would be more than just putting your name in a script dude. A massive overreaction... (if he is indeed the dude you claim him to be) would be to post whatever number he allegedly booty called you at to 4 chan, & 8 chan & craigslist requesting a j.o. hookup. THAT would be a massive overreaction... Woke up to TP in my tree. Apparently anything less than a full-size Snickers bar or cash is unacceptable for the neighborhood demons. Ghosties ate my sub. Voted for FP: 8 Voted for Section: 12 Voted against: 3 Abstained: 3 Result: Your story has been hidden. what? It's not a great story or even a good story. Its a dirty limerick. But in a democracy that score surely would relegate it at least to section. Where it could languish with lr's fiction and the moldy mlp. But outright hidden? Like a trane comment? Fix your site rusty, you have to. Just finished perusing the diaries Crawford says he doesn't understand us. LOL Also hilarious is that this is a site with no video and no images. Just a lot of text that judging by the comments no one even bothers to read. That is so Zen it makes my head hurt. Oh well, time to go get all that crap in the yard. Don't forget! Fall Forward Spring Back! Set your clocks forward one hour before bedtime! Texas woman under arrest for sexual assault In her fourth arrest this month, Megan Davis Hoelting, 31, was charged with burglary with the intent of sexual offense. Hoelting told police that, in just a nightgown, she snuck into her husband's friend's bedroom while he was sleeping Monday night, took off her nightgown and, in just underwear, got into the man's bed. She said she wrapped her legs around the man's waist and kissed him. The man said he woke up to find someone on top of him, "fondling his genitals" and "attempting to perform fellatio upon him," according to the complaint. He did not know who it was at first and had to use a flashlight application on his phone to find out. He soon realized it was his friend's wife with "her breasts exposed" who had put his penis in her mouth. The man told Hoetling to get off of him and leave the house. He said he called police when she refused. EXACTLY! And to think, he probably had to look up which flashlight app was best and then download it and enable it just to find out who was sucking his cock! He couldn't have just asked, "Excuse me, but who ARE you?" There is just no communication anymore. And just like all the work, money, time, blood, sweat, and tears poured into the engineering of the Internet. All of it used to basically deliver high quality porn 24/7/365. I have it on very good authority That the term; "Nigga" is perfectly politically and socially correct and acceptable. Only the N-word term pronounced or written with the -er ending is considered derogatory. Therefore, I invite you to walk into any place frequented by people of color such as the local 'hood or ghetto. And show your solidarity by greeting the inhabitants with a hearty, "What it is up my Nigga?" To which they will respond with the pleasant reply, "Word". They will honor you for showing them respect and allow you into their troop. Always remember that the Alpha Negro will probably approach at some point. When he does do not smile or look him directly in the eye. That is a sign of aggression. Instead look at the ground and allow him to sniff you. If he still acts aggressively toward you just lay on the ground exposing your underbelly. You may want to urinate slightly to further demonstrate your submission. If you follow this procedure it won't be long before the Alpha Negro allows you to comb his back hair and remove any lice that are discovered. What you missed . . .(Readers Indigestion version) Burritos walking in the rain missing a p-doc appointment and a contract that will probably lead to either getting screwed or a massive meltdown. Flip a coin. Apple map app sucks the Crawcock. Hipsters don't drink coffee. Climate Change How do They Work? Plus lots of trane "Government should give me everything for free!" bullshit. Now that wasn't so bad . . . Oh I have had that. Mmm I can even taste it No it probably won't jolt you awake. It's Chamomile and Peppermint. There is no caffeine in it. It's not really tea either. Not what I think of as tea anyways. But it is delicious. Yes I realize that. I recall in one diary how you were wondering what caused a rock formation so you went and read about it. Unfortunately you didn't agree because you couldn't understand it and it didn't make sense to you. So you in your wisdom made up an explanation and declared the Geology wrong. This is the same thing with the Physics and the Thermodynamics and Economics and all that. You learn just enough to show how ignorant you really are. Newton, Einstein, Adam Smith, Alfred Wegener, et al, all got together and made all this shit up just to be mean and enforce scarcity. All to ensure that you can't masturbate in a holodeck for eternity aboard your own personal starship powered by an inexhaustible energy supply. YOU ARE JUST HAND WAVING! Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like the quantum entropy of a thermodynamic burrito? Turn on a metronome and measure the 1.21 gigawatts of Nature's harmonic four day time cube? Consider a magnifying lens! The photons from the sun are incident upon my skin but I do not burn! But when same photons incident on the lens I can fire up my bowl! I have created energy out of thin air! Government should supply everyone with solar powered magnifying lenses and end artificial scarcity! QED! You see where I wrote QED? Yeah if you took a MOOC you would know that when I write QED you can not argue with me! That is like the Godwin's law of physics! QED mother fucker! Just curious But when trane makes one of these Physics From Uranus comments do you go take it out on one of the crack whores? I mean I can understand if you do, it would be quite cathartic. Rage Fuck Imagine walking through a field of tits bare-foot. You Need to go to Burning Man No. This Ignorant Mother Fucker is too fucking white to be anywhere NEAR the Playa. But thanks for the invite. Next time you go think of me and know that I am with you in spirit. Perhaps you could make an effigy and set it out so that my Anima can enjoy the proceedings. Oh I tan just fine. When I was younger I looked like a mexican during the summer I would get so dark. No I meant white in the sense of just too whitebread, too bourgeoisie. I have read stories. I don't know if I would fit in that culture. Africa, How Does It Work? In the town of Beni in the Republic of Congo, Africa a terrorist islamic group known as ADF-NAUL has been conducting raids resulting in the death of over a hundred people. But the people don't take that shit no more. An unidentified young man was seen acting suspicious on the bus. People began to question him and discovered that he was unable to speak Swahili and that he was armed with a machete. So they dealt with the problem. They stoned him to death, set his body on fire and then ate him. This is how it starts right? World War Z? These people are going to start killing and eating each other. The Ebola and the AIDs are going to mutate and the next thing you know we are ALL living in an episode of the fucking Walking Dead. And speaking of Walking Dead, what the fuck did Blastar do this time? Pirate Ninja is not only anon'd but every single post and comment is wiped as well. Oh and HAPPY HALLOWEEN K5! Be careful trick or treating any vans that have FREE CANDY on the side. You might get 'tricked' into giving something a 'treat'. And a PSA for my BFF trane. Stay out of the woods dude. It's deer season and I wouldn't want you to be frolicking naked like a damn sylvan Elf high on crack and Medical MJ. End up getting gunned down by some Ignorant Mother Fucker thinking you was Bambi or some shit. So I also hear that chick that was supposed to kill herself tomorrow has changed her mind. I bet a lot of people are pissed. I mean they went out of their way to get all her bucket list done and got their heads around the idea of her not being here for Thanksgiving and now she is having second thoughts? The nerve of some folks. That was something I Did Not Know. That is in Oregon it is perfectly ok to An Hero yourself. Wow, Just wow. Roadkill on the Information Superhighway I Like this game "featureless stain" He did already. He sold his Xbox and got a Playstation. Then he got to missing skyrim and picked up another 360. I am back into PC Gaming. It is just a different world. I liked the console experience of just tossing the disc in and playing but fucking Mods man. Plus having the choice of playing with a controller or KB&M. Fucking Ultra graphic settings, HDMI, framerates like buttah. And just about every title is out or will be out soon for PC. People bitch about cost but computer shit is cheap. I recall what I paid for my first REAL computer and if I spent that kind of cash today I would have a rig . . . well I would probably be like Lil Debbie and never ever leave the house. What would be the point? As it is this one set me back less than a grand and plays the fuck out of shit. Literally, the exe files will be crying with blood leaking from their orifices when it gets through with 'em. Unfortunately my boy and I don't play as much anymore. He's got my grand daughter to raise and now he is a Sergeant and has a "shop" to run. We still keep in touch just more Skype than on a virtual battlefield. As for apes, I don't blame them for having anger issues. You know, it's like they lost the evolutionary lottery. So fucking close but yet so far. I figure whatever happened to the Neanderthals was probably a bit like Planet of the Apes. Imagine an entire race of tranes. It's been awhile . . . Like all of 4 days. Still, welcome back bro. someone to share these dark feelings with We're always here to listen and lend a shoulder when your current Jr High mall-rat girl friend dumps you. Peace Yeah like you could weigh 300 lbs then get on the meth and lose all that weight plus half your teeth and still have all that loose skin hanging off. Every little thing she does is magic Every little thing just turns me on ROR! It's going to be bigger than /r/jailbait! fal'Cie Make it so . . . "If you build [a subbreddit] they will come." Subscribed and submitted to New Reddits But don't make me a MOD, I appreciate it but I just don't have the time. You can make my flair to be: Pimp Daddy At Large though! Do they call white people in Africa American-Africans? People of No Color? Vanillas? Creams? Blancos? Do they have white lawn jockeys? Do White Africans have larger penises compared to Black Africans? Can Asians actually drive in Africa? Black people use the term Cracker and Honky as a racial slur for White people. I think a better term, more fitting and much more derogatory would be: "Tighty Whiteys". That Nazi Sports Badge is Vewy Intewestink That Nazi Sports Badge is Vewy Intewestink Are those shakeweights? Nut to Butt If you love something. set it free then hunt it down and kill it. Round! NOT! The world she is a'round "She's a-flat like-a you head!" Eh, what's a uppa Doc? LOL, He got everything you wanted him to get He got work, he got Health Insurance and he got a Place to Live that is NOT at his moms. But you don't know that because you admit you are too busy to even bother reading his posts. So I was right in both respects. I was right to say he should tell you guys to fuck off and do what he wanted. I was right that you fucks are all mental and that he can't please you. Here's the REAL countdown. How long will it be before you all start giving him shit for having a job, having a safe place to live, and having medical insurance? Here is another countdown: HOW LONG WILL IT BE BEFORE MISTU, NIMEY, HOLLYHOPDRIVE, AND SYE APOLOGIZE TO MIKE FOR BEING SO VERY VERY WRONG? I'LL BET NEVER. Shit Happens A pattern of you wanting some tough loving in your t-dill-hole? I'm fixin to touch a nerve just let me slide it in a bit deeper. No, but you about to get nailed . . . Poor mitsu I told him to get some help. If I read it right the only reason she didn't shoot was, "I ran in, got my gun out of the bedroom and realized as usual the ammunition is in my car locked in my glove box." I was in a helicopter this one time Like a chinook but smaller. You can't hear shit because of the engines and dual blades so everybody has a headphone and talkie thing. We were over [REDACTED] and I heard what sounded like hail or gravel. I asked about it over the talkie thing. The senior NCO says, 'Small arms fire from the ground' and pointed at the floor. That's when I noticed the little holes appearing . . . Oh yeah. But I tell you the thing that most impressed me. Was this guy in a Bell 47. He's flying down a road over in Eastbumfuckistan. The fucking skids are like six inches from the roadway the whole time. We're blasting Def Leppard's "High & Dry" Album all the while. Steven Hawking says the same thing and he also warns against trying to contact alien civs. I think that guy Bill joy is concerned about A.I. also. But what do they know? It ain't like they're all that intelligent themselves really. OOOOO Spooky computers coming to get you. LOL. Right? Seriously, I mean, They really aren't out to get us, are they? And if your greatest contributions are . . . uh, please forgive me it seems my memory is not what it once was, but what are your greatest contributions? Well, they must be quite substantial indeed. Oh yes, you're the one challenging the very fundamentals of physics. Have you yet received your Nobel? Your focus on qualifications . . . . . . just how much more qualified is he then really to talk about AI? YOU brought it up NOT I. Therefore this: You can only judge something by its social impact. You can't talk about the mathematics or the physics involved, because you've never taken the classes and you don't know the language. So you focus on what you do know, which is social reactions. You choose the most popular side and use social bullshit to try to get attention for yourself. Is really all about YOU. Allow me to Fill it In to make it quite clear: trane can only judge something by its social impact. trane can't talk about the mathematics or the physics involved, because trane never taken the classes (you admit on several occasions that you you dont understand and the instructors are "mean" along with other students because they make you work rather than just GIVE you the answers) and trane don't know the language. So trane focus on what trane do know, which is social reactions. trane choose the most popular side and use social bullshit to try to get attention for trane. Pathetic crack head. Jane, You Ignorant Slut! I am so amused how quickly your comments descend to the level of name calling. literal-minded bigoted impotent old crank your stupid comment You were being ridiculously old and crotchety your fuckheaded psychology backfired Especially being the one who goes on at length about Emotion vs Logic. I suppose I should feel honored that you bothered to contribute more than a simple "Hi!" comment. As amusing as it is to watch you hurl your feces I'm getting tired, being so old and decrepit, so good night to you and may you have pleasant dreams. I would like to add to your comment if I may You make a very important point. And furthermore it is becoming apparent that those in positions of power and authority are looking at this technology with a view to using it on our own citizens. It begins with using the technology to protect us from terrorists, rebels, and criminals. Soon it expands to using it against those who disagree with the 'default' political structure, religion, etc. I don't know if anyone actually looked at the links I posted in my earlier comment. I know it is quite a lot of Teal Deer. But if anyone looks at those links you just have to skim the articles for the keyword: AUTONOMOUS autonomous: acting independently or having the freedom to do so. Have a wonderful day folks. And if you see something hovering in the sky above your city. Just ignore it. Big brother is watching and keeping you safe. 1976 Foreign Sovereign Immunities Act Actually, you can sue. Successfully I might add. There is a procedure for it in fact. There are some very strict requirements that must be met and even then it is a difficult process. But it can be done, and in fact has been done successfully. Families of victims of the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, on Dec. 21, 1988 sued Libya and won. Libya negotiated a $2.7 billion settlement, most of which has been paid out. You're absolutely wrong and the reason is you probably just don't get out enough. Amazon ain't the only one, there are now thousands of places that do the job better than any salesman or retail store. CD's LOL. Games, books, everything you can imagine and the young people are growing up they are growing up with this. Why have a thousand plastic or vinyl discs taking up space? Having to lug them around. They can have the same content in the palm of their hand. CD's vs mp3's vs DVD's vs mkv's. You are going to argue sound quality when the majority are listening through tiny ear buds? Watching on 7" screens and smaller? LOL. And I thought I was the Old Man "get off my lawn" in the room. When you go shopping next time look around and see how many people are looking at merch and then checking online to see how cheap they can get it. That is the future baby. There will be a brick and mortar sure. It's going to be a place for you to look and touch. A showcase. But you're going to buy shit online. Or buy it online and pick it up at the "store" for reduced shipping. People today don't want the 'off the rack' experience. They want everything personalized and ala carte. They expect it. They demand it. Big Box can't deliver that. It's 4:20 and I have been reading and commenting and reading the replies on this really pretty day. Sitting here on the veranda under the soft gentle breeze of a ceiling fan. Enjoying a cold beverage, a flavorful smoke and a modicum of bourbon (for medicinal purposes only of course). Surfing the series of tubes while surrounded by the wonderful scent of a freshly mown lawn. I even had the lawn boy cut back most of that damn monkey grass there by the front walk. It looks so nice now. At any rate, after careful reflexion and based on literally decades of experience into the human condition I have come to the following conclusion. YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE ALL ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT LOST YOUR FUCKING MARBLES SHIT-HOUSE RAT ROUND THE BEND UP THE BLOCK AND OUT IN LEFT FIELD CRAZY INSANE! Each and every one of you sad, loony, lights-are-on-but-no-body-at-home, horsecock sodomizers need to be wrapped up in a straight jacket doped up to the gills and locked up in some mental asylum basement. Both for your own good and the good of society. May God have mercy on your souls. Timely: Horse Tranqulizer for Depressed Horsecock Sodomizers No, I know who he is thinking about but I can't remember the dudes nick. No this guy had a hooker girlfriend that was married with a kid. He would post about going to her place and getting a BJ. He would get anything he could, methadone, opiates, patches, whatever it didn't matter he would take it. When he was out he would filter the carpet and shit like that to make tea hoping to get fucked up. He posted about having a job driving a truck like a delivery truck or something. He would get so fucked up he would have to pull over and puke. Then he got on that Hitler kick and was talking about how Hitler was a cool guy and you know blah blah whatever. Anyways it wasn't the original hugin. That was a troll and he went to HUSI. I think this guy came much later. Fuck now it's going to be on my mind all day. What a waste of thought processes. Worse than a hearing "It's a small world after all" because once you get that thing started in your head you can't get rid of it for hours! It's a world of laughter, a world of tears It's a world of hopes and a world of fears There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small world after all It's a small, small world NMC Y'all! Yeah that dude WAS a fucking douche. "All you need is the right combination... Have you been peeking in my medicine cabinet? I swear that is the last time I let someone use my bathroom.......... emulating windows would be illegal What then is WINE? Also, Lindows, Inc. was founded in August 2001 by Michael Robertson with the goal of developing a Linux-based operating system capable of running major Microsoft Windows applications. In 2002 Microsoft sued Lindows, Inc. claiming the name Lindows constituted an infringement of their Windows trademark. Microsoft's claims were rejected by the court, which asserted that Microsoft had used the term windows to describe graphical user interfaces before the Windows product was ever released, and that the windowing technique had already been implemented by Xerox and Apple Computer many years before. Microsoft sought a retrial and after this was postponed in February 2004, offered to settle the case. As part of the licensing settlement, Microsoft paid an estimated $20 million, and Lindows, Inc. transferred the Lindows trademark to Microsoft and changed its name to Linspire, Inc. I cannot begin to fathom what twisted mental gymnastics you performed to come to that conclusion. I will answer however, that I trust SONY does indeed understand what is an Operating System. Further, I trust that Sony has 'done the math' so-to-speak and has determined that they benefit MORE from the status quo. And you are on the board of directors of which of these companies exactly? Or are you one of the high level engineers? You speak of one with authority and insider information. Wasn't Windows around long before the idea of an Office Suite? I remember seeing arguments about whether Windows was really an Operating System or just an Operating Environment (A fancy DOS Shell in other words). Because you had to run it on top of MS-DOS, PC-DOS, or DR-DOS. I always thought it came into existence because of the popular Macintosh UI. And Office I thought was an answer to Borland bundling Word Perfect together into a "suite". Just like Internet Explorer was MS trying to play catch up with the popular Netscape Navigator. Coffee, Tea or Hitler? Those crazy Swiss! And you thought cheese was the only thing from Sweden that had holes . . . One Lump or Two? Can I get some of that in a perfume? No? Okay then, I'll just get the cheap stuff. Keep Portland Weird Table for Two? LOL Der Sveden ya goot! Even Nature has Its trolls. "You want wild life picture? Picture THIS!" Well obviously Hitler and Mussolini both according to the fine article. I don't know where you might find them today. However, perhaps these might suffice for now? A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Ford Prefect One of my top ten favorite quotes. It's a different world Why are there C and D drives instead of A and B? Next they'll be asking why do they call it 'dialing' a number? Oh and Canada? I imagine snow. Also shootings and dead babies in lockers. They want to be US so bad . . . If it is something YOU have heard of I guarantee that hipsters aren't using it. Zoe Quinn, the woman at the center of GamerGate In an exclusive Interview on MSNBC. "I'm not going anywhere." Gen X is the lost Gen that never did anything but smoke dope and play vidya games. Boomers and their parents built everything worthwhile. Gen X took all that we had built and sold it to the highest bidder. That's why All these foreign countries own America. Gen X Sits around and collects disability and welfare. Boomers like Mike don't take welfare even when they are cold & hungry. They provide for themselves and don't take handouts. Gen X whine about the Gen that came before them the Boomers and bitch about the Gen that came after them. But in reality the kids are going to be our salvation. All the Gen X can ever do is whine about how life is so unfair and get depressed and suicide because they are mostly worthless and their lives are empty and unfulfilling. I never smoked dope. That's what you say but I know you people on welfare do nothing but play vidya games and smoke dope and watch Dr Who and read comic books. Oh you did something over a decade ago. Congratulations and good for you. Please don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. Oh and keep on building yourself up by tearing others down especially women and minorities and making death threats. Enjoy your man-child fantasies of being a 'pirate ninja'. Do you wear a towel like a cape? Must be nice being a little boy living in a man's body. Maybe if you are good your wife will let you stay up past your bedtime and watch Dr Who. Gen X'ers are the generation that never grew up They still read comic books in their 30's and watch Dr Who. They sit on their computers all day and troll because their lives are pointless and they are miserable and make excuses for their failings instead of taking responsibility for their own condition. They like to blame everyone and want everyone to feel pity for them. They always claim that they are so smart and superior to everyone and have high IQs but they never have shit to back it up except for high scores in online video games. They think because they are great at video games and civilization then they must be able to do the same in real life. But when they fail because real life is not a video game they cry that it is not fair and blame it on Ignorant Mother Fucker managers and women and people of color and anyone else they can think of so they don't have to face the failure in themselves. If I had my way, I'd be working at Google but I had to pass WAAAAAAHHH I am not responsible for the consequences of my own decisions. Had I only been a bully like you You are mean and unfair! I could be rich and famous but I didn't want to work hard, I just want to sit on my butt and take handouts I are genius my brain is super smart but bullies so I play vidya games You're so full of shit. I didn't have to divorce my wife and we just celebrated 33 yrs of marriage. I made decisions based on love for my family and I didn't have to move. I went to work. I joined the Navy and then went on and worked hard. I didn't neglect my family. I was a part of my sons life and still am. I was born in Texas and I'll die in Texas. I didn't have to move. I attend church and am an active part of my community. I help people get the housing they need so they can raise families. All you can do is whine and complain and make death threats and disparage women and minorities because you are jealous. You don't build anything. You just complain that others get stuff and you don't. You are too busy trolling and playing vidya games and smoking dope. You are worthless. You complain about the young generation but they don't share your values and it's a good thing. They are our future and will be stuck cleaning up the mess your generation made of things. All you do is brag how smart you are but you have nothing to show for it except pointing to grades you made and IQ that you got on some test years ago. You work on technology (DOS and Win2k and others) that my generation and the previous generation designed and built. Have a nice day and enjoy playing your games and bashing women and minorities and getting paid to sit around smoking weed and complain about how life isn't fair and making death threats and reading comic books and watching Dr Who. You are just a man-child and maybe one day you will actually grow up but I doubt it. There you go again.You *used* to be so great but still you have nothing to show only words and your super high score in LoL and CoD. Funny you think I'm stuck in anything I just said it is a very nice language and environment. Did A search on Kindle and I didn't see 30,000 titles under your name I only saw one. I see 39 contributions to GitHub. One is some Windows Icons and many of the rest are tutorials that you did from other books. Everyone and his dog has a website, a blog a twitter account and facebook. my new allies the Neo-Swashbucklers So I guess that is what you call the Action Figures sitting on your shelf? Yes you are quite productive! Trolling Could Result in Two-Year Jail Time A change to the Malicious Communications Act in England and Wales may increase jail time for abusive or threatening material from a maximum sentence of six months to two years. Justice Secretary Chris Grayling announced his plans to make an amendment to the Criminal Justice and Courts Bill to "take a stand against a baying cybermob." "We must send out a clear message - if you troll you risk being behind bars for two years," Grayling said. TV presenter Chloe Madeley received online abuse and threats after she defended remarks her mother, Judy Finnigan, made about convicted rapist Ched Evans. Madeley said while she is "an avid supporter of free speech and social networking...threats of any kind must not be interpreted as freedom of speech. Threatening to harm others is extreme and crosses the line of personal opinion into criminal behavior." Grayling's proposed changes would increase jail time and treat harassment more seriously. Some cases would go to the crown court instead of the magistrates' courts. via The Escapist I'm wondering. Since people in the UK have successfully sued people outside of the UK for violation of British Libel Laws. Could a UK citizen successfully sue say an American under this law? So if a death threat was made against HHD online could she have the user dragged over to the UK and thrown in the gaol for a couple years? In My feed Eleven year old boy is out hunting with his crossbow. Sees rare twelve point albino buck. Kills it. Git 'R' Done! You wanted a flying car How about a hoverboard like in Back to the Future? Pre-order it today. Or you could ask Tony Hawk about it. Because he totally rocked out on one. No, for real dude! Would I shit you? To Infinity and beyond! Freedom of Speech exists Citizens United. The more cash you have the more free your speech is. Freedom is too precious to leave to the mob. Still Crying I wish no death or rape threats on anyone That's why your old account didn't get anon'd. You claim I'm attacking you. You said no free speech. I disagreed. I haven't defended anyone. You are the one attacking and then call yourself a victim. Look, I'm sorry you weren't born a black woman so you could get all the privileges to which you feel entitled. My apologies Evidently I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and had everything handed to me. I have never known hardship or what it is to do without. I have no experience with having to work hard for what I have. I am an evil idiot because I don't see handicap instead I see handicapable. I don't know about struggle like the veterans that come back with no arms or no legs and instead of encouraging them I tell them to give up and go on disability and smaoke dope and play video games. I have no compassion for people who have no place to live in my community who live in the park and so I do not help them find decent housing or help to build housing so they will have a safe place to raise their families. I am very liberal like that. All us liberals want to give tax cuts to our rich friends and not try to use tax money to help the poor and the elderly. I have no empathy for people who can't provide for themselves. I treat people like shit and tell them if they want anything they have to take STEM classes and math and science and maybe one day they will be millionaires that can afford a computer and an internet connection. Because today they cannot. They have to make a choice to eat or troll and so they usually choose eat. How stupid they are. They must have low IQs. But that is something I have no clue about because my job was handed to me I didn't have to compete with anyone. I just waltzed in the door and said give me a job and they said here you go sir and here is a big paycheck. I did nothing at all to deserve it. I am an Ignorant Mother Fucker just trying to be mean and be a bully and beat you black and blue with my words. I am so cruel I say mean things to you on the Internet and hurt your feelings so you cry. But you sir are a speaker of truth to power. You fight the injustice of social warriors. Because of your circumstances it is okay for you to use your words to hurt the feelings of others especially women and people of color and those who don't have as high an IQ as you. Because you are on disability and have so much hardship you have the freedom, no the duty, to put those other people in their place. I am so sorry. I clearly have no fucking clue. I am ignorant and stupid. I bow before your intellectual magnificence. I humble myself in your August presence. I am truly ashamed that you have to even share the planet with such an evil and inconsiderate bastard such as myself. Congratulations on passing And kudos for bravely continuing to challenge science despite the fact you barely recieved a passing grade. I think your talents are wasted. You would have a fine career in National Politics. I think he is saying water is psychological and just made up by old white guys so they can be mean. Why not? Bill and Melinda Gates along with Brangelina are heavily invested in the area. Many other extremely rich (and white folk) are also. Why would they invest in Africa of all places? Unless it was to create an educated workforce dedicated to their benevolent white saviours and simultaneously killing off the non-productive in order to bring about a Libertarian paradise on Earth? Even today we have people who cannot wrap their mind around one person attempting to eradicate an entire race of people during WWII. Ridiculous and Unpossible they claim. Who can know the true Evil that lurks within the hearts of men? How to fight the dread Niggibola Damn, it's like I have all this time on my hands all of a sudden. Did I get retarded and the boss forgot to tell me? Did I get laid? Off? Am I just goofing off more at their expense? I have to check with HR. Where's my stapler? You realize that Charlize Theron is an African American woman? African American as a term for persons of color is ridiculous. Many American citizens of color have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Africa. Many white American citizens are originally from Africa. It is as ridiculous as referring to white people as Caucasian because very very few white people are descendants of peoples from the Caucasus area. And even then many actual Caucasians are very dark-skinned. Noting a persons sexual orientation is also ridiculous and has absolutely no bearing on their job performance or anything relevant for that matter other than who they prefer as a sexual partner. It is as relevant as referring to you as Norman King the mentally ill European-American heterosexual male. Absolutely none of that beyond your name is relevant to anything. Further, Mr Eich is not responsible for the modern browser. That honor goes to David Thompson, Marc Andreessen and Eric Bina. Saying that Brendan Eich invented the modern web browser is equivalent to claiming that Steve Jobs invented the Personal Computer or that Al Gore invented the Internet. Please do not take this comment as a personal attack against you. It is merely constructive criticism. I hope you have a wonderful day. A very nice language and Environment is Squeak. Designed in part by Alan Kay, (yes, that Alan Kay of XEROX PARC) it is a modern open source and full featured implementation of Smalltalk. It is highly portable and truly write once run anywhere. It is good enough for Disney and it is both powerful and fun. Yes it is not without its problems. But then java jars and java script aren't actually standalone either. I wish trane would mate with anyone I think all that estrogen is backing up and affecting his cognitive processes. I din't know you were from Texas Well anyways, know that we here at K5 support you in your homosexuality. I am sorry to hear you tested positive for Ebola but perhaps it will help you lose some of that weight. Love and XXX's -tdillo Howdy! Well, that's one way to be I reckon. Myself I'm a bit more pragmatic I guess. BTW, I appreciate how you begin your replies with Hi each time. That is right friendly of you. You must be a friendly feller. I think you shouldn't always be so hard on yourself though. You seem to be extremely self critical. Have a wonderful day and thank you for contributing to the discussion. No where did he claim to be the best He simply said you were boring and you were what is wrong with K5. Myself, I heartily disagree with him. I'm happy for you that you found what sounds like a simply wonderful place and I hope it works out well for the both of you. Actually. I'm just a wee bit jealous. But I'll get over it. Good luck. Talk about boring . . . Where are the forced enema diaries? Don't tell me there are no dirty Negroids needing a good flushing for their own health and well being? And how, may ask is your young wife? She must be all of fifteen years old by now. Has she blessed you with fine strapping male heirs to carry forth your legacy? It is almost time for you to find a younger woman to assist her in her daily tasks is it not? Are you still wrestling with the Mac mini or have you moved on to something a bit more robust? Have a wonderful day and may your enemies meet with dire misfortune. No rush, take your time. It's not like you're solving the software problem. : ) I think the GUI is way over-rated. I have recently moved back to a CLI after years of WIMPs and I am amazed at the gains in my productivity. My only concern is that I have literally worn the letters off of two keyboards so far. They just don't build them like they used to. Except when i trip and spill them on the floor. It doesn't really matter what order they're in though right? I mean the computer can figure that out. But yeah, Installed the alt version of Debian and I was going to add the wm and xfce and all that right? but then I got side tracked and just started using the CLI like a big terminal. Well shit. I get more down with fewer distractions. I don't know if it's faster I just don't fuck around as much. It's funny too because the other people walk by and think I must be some super leet hacker dude. PLUS nobody wants to borrow my shit 'just for a sec okay?' Bringing new meaning to the term Old Skool I don't know but imagine your sophomore teacher would be challenged to use a slide rule correctly. I doubt seriously that mine would have even been able to even recognize the device. I have three in fact. Actual IBM Model M's from 1984. Not the remakes. I have an adapter for the DIN plug for two of them and a PS/2 adapter for the other. But they are difficult to cart around with the laptops so I just use the installed keyboard and keep the model M's at home connected to the desktop systems. Best damn keyboard ever made. And if your server room is invaded by ninjas they qualify as deadly weapons. You know that might work better and honestly that is a truly gorgeous keyboard. Not to mention that with a CLI onscreen and that keyboard together would make a truly intimidating looking machine. Thank you for the link! Well the PS\/2 one the label says 1988 on the back One flaw with the clicky clicky My wife would get annoyed when I was working late at night. The keyboard sound would keep her awake. Sounds like a lot of crap to put up with just because you prefer the esthetic look of Apple's desktop. Or maybe it is just a "Fear of Flying" But what if you didn't have to bother with xcode or objective c. what if you could just code in c++ and not have to be concerned about paying apple tax or any of that? Is the desktop that important? At what point does apple and apple's way of doing business become more hassle than it is worth? If you didn't catch my drift I was actually asking Why even screw with Apple. Was my point. Sounds to me like too much sugar for a dime. Alternatives exist but the fanbois persist. I understand All my close coder friends burned out long ago and have either left the industry entirely or moved into management / administration. Same with me. I can still do some Q&D shit but it has been close to a decade since I actually wrote anything. K5 would call me an Ignorant Mother Fucker. I'm a professional asshole. I let the kids do the heavy lifting and just make sure they have what they need and then stay the hell out of their way. Don't you realize! The dice only do that to be mean! With our production there is no reason we couldn't make dice that ONLY had fives or sixes printed on them so everyone could win! In a better world we wouldn't even need to roll dice. The government would simply provide you a Basic Six. For those that wished they could go in a holodeck and simulate rolling regular die if that made them happy. We could each have a 3D Printer print out any die that we wanted. We could have a die with 100 on each face! THERE IS NO NUMBER SCARCITY. The Universe is the ultimate free lunch Q.E.D! Jimmy Status: Throbbing Mood: Impotent Rage at tdillo for daring to criticise Angelfish's favorite show. Especially Jim Parsons the homosexual star of the show and the man for whom Angelfish dreams of bottoming. Erection status: Blue-veiner contemplating snagging all the underage pelt at the local mall and fantasizing how awesome it would be to dress up as a football mascot while yiffing a group of jr high cheerleaders. I didn't know who Vivian James was so I googled her and I guess maybe I should apologize because she looks pretty esp with red hair. She's not the worst I can imagine being paired up with for fanfic. I'm flattered Confirmed: Angelfish fucks little girls which is worse? So you say mascot boy Stop Deflecting! NBC is bringing back "The IT Crowd" The first time they brought it over from the UK it was cancelled before it aired. Hollywood or New Yawk (wherever TV is made) can't do a show about geeks, nerds, or gamers. They just don't get it. To them we're simply fashion challenged, egotistical, socially inept, man-children. The only relationships we are capable of are with similar female geeks, nerds, gamers or with those females with self-esteem issues or the mentally ill. In their view we are only fit for ridicule. I may sound bitter but really I am not. That is just the way it is. The original IT Crowd was appreciated by nerdom. It was designed to appeal to us and used the manager character of Jen to offer a touchstone into the world for the 'normals'. I am afraid that this new remake will actually do well. Why not? TBBT has clearly shown how it is to be done here in the states. TBBT is not mainstream acceptance and the characters are not attractive successful professionals with rich social lives who bang all the time. They are depicted as social outcasts even within their own peer group (the comic book store crowd and their own work center) They always dine alone and are treated with disdain and ridicule. Fucking Wil "Wesley Crusher" Wheaton has more street cred on the show than any of the main characters. Rog can not talk to women unless he is drunk. His only romantic encounters are with a lesbian and a girl who is mentally ill. Wolowitz can only hook up with a nerd girl and despite the suggestion that she makes a very large income they continue to live with Wolowitz's Mom. Galecki can only hook up with either a nerd feminist that uses him for sex or the nymphomaniac from across the hall with daddy issues. And Sheldon also can only hook up with a woman even more nerdy than himself and continues to have intimacy issues. They spend all their time in the apartment. Two of the characters suffer from embarrassing health problems. TBBT is just a way for non-nerds to sit back and enjoy making fun of nerdom without having to feel guilty. It serves the same purpose as All in the Family did for homophobic racists. I appreciate your insightful comment Thank you for objective and well reasoned contribution. Once again your wit is matched only by your brilliance. I am truly honored. Tis better to stay one's hand and be thought a dim-wit than to type a single reply and remove all doubt. Yes. See Also "Swordfish" for example. You're reading way too much into what i wrote And you have grossly mischaracterized me. But I expect nothing less from a frustrated pedophile so I would guess we are even. Ok . . . The young will adjust In my day, only the rebels, the rogues, the ne'er-do-wells would carry contraception. These days the typical young man feels virtually naked without a fully loaded magazine of prophylactics. Going forward the well prepared gentleman will also have an app handy to record his sexual partner's legal and binding digital signature 'going forward' despite its terrible origin is actually a very nice phrase and I use it often. It is much more elegant than the phrasing it replaces. Lucky accident that. I also prefer the UK spelling of certain words for the same reason. To me they are more elegant than the US counterparts. Words like theatre, grey, honour and humour. I dislike words like shite and arse however. I much prefer the more blunt and brutish American SHIT and ASS. For the same reason I really like the way you split Mother and Fucker. As in Ignorant Mother Fucker. I think that you are absolutely correct that Mother Fucker is much more powerful than simply Motherfucker. The problem isn't getting them to consent the rule is that unless the partner (assumed female so it is discriminatory) actually verbally emphatically says basically, "YES, I <state your name> Consent to sex with you, <state your name> subject to these (list of) conditions." and you obviously are going to have to be able to prove that, then the male is committing rape. So be sure and bring a sex contract with you that can be signed and notarized with you on a date. The only other way I see is having a shrink wrap panty EULA. You know so that if the panties are removed by the user then the end user automatically consents to the T&C of the panties. No reverse engineering!!! (3) Encourage Some Fool The thermodynamics limits of an anal turbine. I bet trane could wave his hands a little and make this disappear! Deep research into Gaseous Entropy. Basically, the s axis on the h-s diagram is invented, created out of thin air, a purely calculated value with no real meaning other than satisfying Kelvin's need to be mean. then you should get out more I don't know what you're bitching about Those are your words C&P'd I just added the illustrative link for those unfamiliar with what you were attempting to explain. I'll bet you did. For those of you following along at home . . . What an H-S diagram means to trane. Where trane was the HAPYCAR and the pole was . . . well, I leave that bit to your imagination. Note, Image is totally WORK SAFE I have never in my life seen anyone work so hard to prove they are a complete dumbass. Looks to me like you are the clueless one You can't even see what is obvious to any freshman. You're own arguments show you don't follow what is actually happening. I know you want me to bite hard on this troll but I just ain't going to waste my time arguing with someone who has offered a mathematical proof of their own stupidity. Instead, I'll continue to amuse myself ridiculing your ass while you try to show that physics is all made up by a bunch of old white guys that did just to be mean to you. That is your argument right? That the very foundation of physics is just hand waving because you took a MOOC and are now an expert. Let me know when you receive your Nobel. OMG FREE LUNCH FROM THE SUN! TRANE IS RIGHT AND WE ARE ALL EDUCATED STUPID! SCIENTISTS BAFFLEGHASTED. HANDS WAVING. ". . . if proven correct, the discovery is poised to make a fundamental impact on our theories of the Universe!" BOOK YOUR HOLODECK TOUR TODAY! Hey k31, you put it like that and I wonder could this possibly be a type of OCD? Or a symptom of OCD? I don't know I'm not a doc or (diagnosed) mentally ill... That is one of my favorite stories from the Bible "Hey guys, pray louder! Maybe your God is asleep or daydreaming. Maybe he stepped out for a smoke. Maybe he is on the toilet!" - Kings 18:27 Kings 18:20 or so to 18:40. Seriously the story is awesome even if you're an atheist. That's a strange comment to make . . . Do you feel threatened? I wasn't proselytising. I was just saying it's a cool story. Do you stand up in the movie theater to remind everyone that The Avengers, or Spiderman, or Star Wars is only a story? Did the mean old priest touch you in your naughty spot? Why so sensitive then? Did you read it? It's pretty short. But it is funny as hell. You say it never actually happened. But can you be sure? And again, I'm not even going to get into whether or not God exists. That's a personal matter best left up to the individual. I can imagine someone like David Copperfield being able to pull off a stunt like that even without supernatural intervention. And even without having modern day tech either. Just imagine for a moment that it did happen. Either by divine intervention or by showmanship. Can you imagine the look on those priests faces when the well soaked and water-logged sacrifice erupted into flame? Even if you prefer to think of it as a tall tale it still is pretty cool. I also recommend Ezekiel 1:4-3:14. That right there is one hell of a story also. I saw a windstorm coming out of the north--an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal and within were four man-like creatures but each had four faces and four wings. Their legs were straight and they had feet like a calf and their skin glowed like bronze. Fire moved back and forth among them and they sped back and forth fast as lightening. And beside each creature was a wheel on the ground with a second wheel turning crosswise within it and they had the color of topaz and sparkled. And they moved in the same direction as the creatures. The rims were where high and awesome and covered in what looked like eyes all around. And when the living creatures left the ground the wheels left the ground also. Then I heard a voice from above their head where there appeared a large seat like a throne maybe. Sitting in it was a figure like a man. Except from his waist up it looked like he was made of metal and from his waist down he was like fire and he was surrounded by a bright light. The voice said, "HUMAN, stand up I want to speak with you" And then something took control of me and made me stand. He began to speak to me and when he was done he said, "HUMAN, eat this scroll!" So I ate it, and it tasted as sweet as honey. I don't care who you are that is one hell of a tale right there. Cool, I wasn't threatened. I honestly thought it was a strange comment for someone to make. Like I said. It was like somebody just standing up in the middle of like say, "Superman" and going, "You all know this isn't real right? People can't fly or stop bullets." It was my pleasure. And thank you for voting my story submission down in the queue. The challenge of one day getting a story posted to the Front Page on a moribund web blog in the backcountry ghetto of the Internet remains unfulfilled. Were I to finally succeed I might then have nothing for which to live. I owe you my life and my sacred honor. In my Inbox today "Dear Reader, Continuity. It can be a problem. Not so much when you're writing a series, especially for me as I like to plan everything out in advance. But in the case of The Abyss Beyond Dreams, the writing was more testing than usual. Typically for a two or three book series, I will spend the first six to nine months plotting out the story, detailing characters, worlds, the technology, the economy, types of society, and all the other myriad little details that fit together to give the universe a realistic, or at least believable, feel. Only then, when I have that foundation stone, do I start to write the actual book(s). Now the thing with my trilogies is that they are actually one story, just split into three parts because of the physical impossibility of printing a near-as 3,000 page book. . . . more" - Peter F Hamilton Welcome Back Blastar Where ya been? Nimey was missing you I think. I was looking at the voting on my ejaculations in the queue. That is hilarious coming from a dude that reposts his own hidden comments. Don't even try to tell me you don't turn around to admire the length and girth of your turds in the bowl. Or wherever you happen to be taking a dump at the moment. Probably some abandoned crack den. Depends What are you trying to say? I'm gonna need a bit more than ten gallons I ain't like you runnin nekkid in the woods, able to shit anywhere any time. Do you lick your own ass and balls to clean up like a dog? Or do you just sit and wiggle a bit in the dirt and grass? Maybe rub it up against a tree? Speaking of which I figured I would get better scores with something that advocated the walling off and nuking of Texas. Cool Glad to see you keeping yourself busy. BTW Fat Ugly or Slutty is just the name of the website. It is about general misogyny in gaming. But you already knew that with your 189 IQ and all. Good luck with the retro stuff. Give Del a big hug and kiss for me. I have a feeling that one day They'll be a Diary entry that goes like: Wow! This place is still here? /posted by rusty [Watch this Diary] in rusty's Diary Overnight, Ebola Infection has Doubled in Texas IT'S SPREADING EVERYWHERE!!!! IT'S IN THE QUEUE IN THE EDIT IN THE DIARY SECTION! THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS DEADLY PLAGUE! Shit. You just haven't been paying attention. Foolishness is experiencing a HUGE SURGE IN POPULARITY recently. I predict the rise of extreme foolishness to continue at least through Jan 1 2016. minimum I meant to say 2017 actually. See, Foolishness is spreading faster than Ebola! Not to worry. When it becomes viable We will begin to frak the pools of deep fool. Releasing millions of barrels of fool in areas of the country previously neglected. This will ensure a stable supply of fool well into the future. many marriages would last longer If that was a requirement. A Cuckold he means I mention it curious as to your barely tangentially related anecdotal reply. We lost Vietnam and have been trying to overcompensate ever since. I grew up in the aftermath I couldn't even begin to COUNT the number of attempts to rewrite history (in a cultural way). Schwarzenegger, VanDamme, Norris, etc. all practically owe their careers to us losing Vietnam. It affected the American psyche at least as much possibly more than even 9/11. And we are still trying to live it down. Lol those hippies Dennis Hopper, Steve Jobs, etc. grew older and became Conservative. Talk about anti-war influence. Why doesn't Congress want to come back and debate the war? Maybe because of comparisons to Vietnam and Iraq and words like quagmire and shit? Why do we even give a shit? We have problems here that need to be solved. They'll write a blank check to fund adventures in foreign countries but won't pay teachers a decent salary or provide Americans with proper healthcare. Fuck Syria, Fuck Iraq, Fuck Afghanistan, Fuck the World. We got oil now and cool tech. We have no need of being the world policemen or solving everyone else's domestic problems. Yep IANAL but reading the Fine CaliDMV website It looks like you might indeed be able to reinstate your DL but since you didn't take care of it right away it may cost you a very large sum now. A dollar of prevention can be worth several hundred dollars of cure. Also if your license is expired in Cali but not suspended then you may be able to apply for an Ore DL. That is if the suspension no longer applies and your Cali DL just expired because you didn't renew. You should go down and talk to one of the nice ladies at the DMV. Give them a bit of that patented MDC charm and see what they say. Those gals ain't going to slam your head into the concrete. They can be real nice. money should be supplied to everyone We have the technology Scarcity of Intelligence detected in this Diary Women who could kick your ass Maj Lauren Edwards, US Marine. Edwards was leading a company of combat engineers during the invasion of Iraq when her unit's convoy was attacked in 2003. It was the first time she had ever been shot at. She led more than 150 Marines and several vehicles in defensive maneuvers, earning an award for valor in the process. She can run a perfect male physical fitness test, including running three miles in 18 minutes, doing 20 pull-ups and 100 sit-ups in two minutes. Sgt Sherri Gallagher, US Army. A member of the Golden Knights. Named 2010 Army Soldier of the Year. One of the top long-range marksmen in the country. Beat out top ranked male soldiers in hand-to-hand combat, urban maneuvers, detainee operations, casualty evaluation, weapons familiarization, and night firing. Sgt Leigh Ann Hester, US Army. Awarded for valor in close quarter combat in Iraq. Repeled more than two dozen Iraqi insurgents. At one point walking directly into enemy fire to kill three enemy combatants at close range. The first woman since World War II to earn the Silver Star Medal, the third highest award exclusively for valor in combat. Lot of words there defending your ego I still stand by my statement that they each could kick YOUR ass. Look, man. I realize that you have proven your marksmanship by successfully hitting a wall. I also will admit that you are pretty badass when it comes to killing noobs in online vidya games. I wonder though how you would fare "proactively heading out on foot carrying three days supplies on your back." And how would you comport yourself on the battlefield? Now that women are "allowed" in combat I'm sure we'll hear many more stories of valor. It ain't the size of the dog in the fight but rather the size of the fight in the dog. But that's ok. You keep telling us about all them pixels you massacre while you wait for the world to come to an end. Because hell hath no fury like a Lil Debbie. Put your money where your mouth is. Uncle Sam needs you. Or if you don't want to support the Evil Empire$ then you can sign up for somebodies private force. It can be quite lucrative. BTW I believe your tales of TOUGHNESS there Internet Tough Guy. Matter of fact I myself do 500 pushups every morning, on each finger. I run 20 miles in full battle rattle each morning before breakfast. I eat concertina wire for the fiber and piss JP-5 and shit depleted Uranium. Yeah, seriously though I have known a few like you. Talk all kinds of shit till we hit the field then a twig snaps and their eyes get about yea big as the stain on the front of their pants doubles in size. Oh well. Have a nice day civilian. I honestly couldn't say. My only contact with female service members while I was in was aboard the USS Vulcan which was berthed nearby when I was in Norfolk. And the female helicopter pilots we carried on board when I was in the surface navy. Since then there have been a number of changes. I have a female cousin currently serving in the US Marines and a niece currently in the US Air Force. I think most people start off wanting to make a difference. For some it may be a little about the (hopefully lots of ) money or the (possibility of) fame (at least in ones own industry). But mostly I feel that the main impetus is somebody looking around and saying "THIS IS SHIT" and wanting to do better. But after some point of money, or power, or fame, or whatever then something happens and they become shitheads. It may start with something small and snowball or just they wake up one morning and say Fuck Em I've got mine! I mean Dennis Hopper became a Republican! Easy god damn rider himself! But that is what happens. Netflix is a good example. Netflix was everyones OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS TOO FUCKING GOOD TO BE TRUE I LOVE YOU NETFLIX. Then they started getting big and did just a little thing. It wasn't that evil but it is just the first step. Eventually NETFLIX is going to be no different than all the rest of them. They'll be litigating and over charging while giving the crappiest service available. It's inevitable. My google story is that back a few years ago I had a nym gmail account. Then they did that 'Real Names' thing where they were locking some folks out. Well by then I had drank the Kool-Aid and I could do without Google but it would be difficult. So I just went and switched to my Real name. Actually I used Mr. Surname which AFAIK perfectly legit and legal. But Google wasn't having it. Now THAT is just Bullshit. Mr Surname is my fucking Real Name. I use it in Business and all that. I just wow, I mean, wow. Ya know? Oh well, fuck it. Save yourself. It's too late for me now. I'm sure Google knows my dick size down to the mm by now. In a hundred years it won't matter anyways. Happy Birthday US NAVY! And Now For Something Completely Different! Thanks a fucking lot SJWs! Damn Del gets to have ALL the fun! Angelfish's Bedroom And Happy Colombo Day K5! I used to love that show! "Let me just ask you one more question . . ." It's so awesome they recognize Peter Falk with his very own day. Were y'all playing Xbox or Playstation? Did she write an Indie game and then sleep with you to get a better score? This is about games though that is why your comment confused me. I don't get it??? Kill Yourself You sound like Trane On The Bible Just more entertaining and creative. Fuck me stupid This guy says U.S. Rep. Ann McLane Kuster is going to lose her bid for re-election because "She is Ugly as Sin" and he goes on to remark that he hopes he isn't offending sin. Says she looks like a drag queen he picked up at a bar in Montreal once. Instead he hopes that Republican Marilinda Garcia wins so he has a nice ass to ogle when he's not busy banging drag queens. Then there is the officer in Iowa that is convinced this driver is holding because he has a frisbee golf set in the backseat and you know, ". . . everybody that plays Frisbee golf smokes weed." Oh and if you encrypt your stuff on your iphone you must be a kidnapper, pedophile or terrorist according to FBI director James Comey. Because of course if you're not doing anything wrong what do you have to hide? LOL @ The Empire The concept doesn't surprise me That he made his statements in his blog does. Used to when something like this was reported it was because the politician thought the mic was off. I don't think this is what is intended by transparency in Government. Washington was a poor sailor You don't stand up in a fucking boat. How very stereotypically patriarchal white male of you to say. The politically correct term is 'Climate Change' STOP BLAMING THE VICTIM!!!!1! FACE OFF! Kids are going to shit their pants when this woman opens the door "TRICK OR TRE...AUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!" My sores . . . She Wins At Halloween - reddit.com/r/WTF! Meet Lil Debbie's new girlfriend Nina Pham. Hell yeah she's hot! Hot with fever and love! BTW Dallas County Judge Clay Jenkins' office confirmed that the nurse's dog remains in the apartment. Water and food have been delivered for the dog, a King Charles spaniel, and authorities are developing a longer-term plan for how to deal with the dog while it's owner is being treated. "If that dog has to be the boy in a plastic bubble... We are going to take good care of that dog," Jenkins said. He also stated the dog would not be euthanized. Obviously From the photo it appears you are a piece of ass man. Yeah, thank goodness it smelled like Sin and not sex or something. He might have got distracted and wrecked the truck! LOL The funniest thing about this is that when I was in High School the closest thing to a PC was a MITS Altair. And to be honest at the time I knew nothing of computers. The only thing I knew about computers was that they were always screwing up people's water or electric bill. My first ever job in IT was basically mounting 9-track tapes. I thought it was pretty ironic because in HS I thought those tape drives were the computer. (I mean every TV show and movie would show those tape drives spinning in scenes depicting computer stuff so ya know . . .) And Black, Black as coal just like Navy Coffee. Just wondering, when you're running around nekkid in the woods do you still wear your tinfoil hat? No sir, indeed you do not. No I do not. mod bombing is cowardly. I called out the user withery for always zero rating you. I believe that user is not a real user but a bot. Procrasti contributes to this site and is a bona fide kuron so I do indeed support however he feels to rate. Not that my opinion on it matters. But just because someone zero rates you that isn't modbombing anymore than your Hi, I (x)! comments contribute anything to discussion. And no it isnt tit for tatting either. BTW: I was reading this on the Blue Bright White and thought you might find it interesting. It's about Property Rights, Scarce Resource Utilization, Government and Users. there is no argument here to be won though You're just straight up full of shit. That's all. You're not even wrong. You have to at least be in the neighborhood to be wrong. You're so far out in left field you're playing basketball with a tennis racket and thinking you're beating everybody in a game of ice hockey! It's a wonder you're not getting more bites on this troll. So next up I guess we'll see 'Einstein was wrong!' Relativity is all made up! How could the Enterprise travel back in time so that Capt Kirk could meet Picard and save Tuvok in that one episode if c is a constant? Government needs to intervene and give everyone a Basic Towel for when the Daleks build the Obelisk on Saturn! Dark Energy proves that Vader cannot be Luke's Father! How could Capt Archer quantum leap into the Death Star if standard candles reveal the location of the fleet to the Cylons????!!!1!!! This is known science YOU MISSPELT "NO" AS IN "This is no science . . ." I AGREE, THERE IS NO SCIENCE IN THIS DIARY. Everything will be disproved Gravity is found to be mashed potatoes! The universe revolves around Uranus! Earth's core is hollow and has dinosaurs and unicorns! Magnetism a hoax! It's all done with tiny wires! Listen, do you for once think that anyone is going to pay attntion to an admitted drug user who got banned from campus over peer-reviewed science? Because you read and poorly understood a physics book? Because you took an online course where you admit you can't figure out the assignments and the instructor is mean because he didn't just give you the answers? I AM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT THIS TROLL. ITS GOT TO BE A TROLL RIGHT? You don't really believe what you're putting out. You need to put that pipe down man. HI, DISREGARD DIARY I SMOKE CRACK HI, I THINK DRUGS MAKE ME WICKED SMAHT! YOU LIKE APPLES? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES Hi, I can't do my assignments and my instructor is Mean for not giving me the answers but I'm smarter than Feynman! Physics: Its all made up! I'm sure the TIME CUBE guy feels the same You two should start a club. PEOPLE ARE EDUCATED STUPID! PHYSICS IS HAND WAVING AND GUESS WORK PULLED FROM THIN AIR! ENTROPY IS BOGUS THE UNIVERSE PROVIDES A FREE LUNCH FOR ALL! CIRCULAR REASONING IS CIRCULAR! I ARE A GENIUS! I KNOW BETTER THAN PEER REVIEWED SCIENTISTS AND CENTURIES OF EXPERIMENTS! THE WEED AND CRACK HAVE OPENED MY MIND TO THE COSMIC FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYS SAME EARTH ROTATION! IN 1884, MERIDIAN TIME PERSONNEL MET IN WASHINGTON TO CHANGE EARTH TIME! FIRST WORDS SAID WAS ONLY ONE DAY COULD BE USED TO NOT CHANGE ONE DAY BIBLE IGNORING THE OTHER THREE DAYS! BIBLE TIME IS WRONG! THIS IS A MAJOR LIE NO MAN ON EARTH HAS NO BELLY BUTTON! Q.E.D. Yep, you cant even tell where your arguments end and the Time Cube guys begin. Forget it. Just go chill out in the wilderness and be happy. Believe what you must. Didn't you say something to me about not forcing my beliefs down your throat? Physician heal thyself! Who would have thought? All the science and all the rhetoric and what does it take to get politicians on the side of legal pot? KA-MOTHER FUCKING CHING! The sound and smell of MONEY BABY! MILLIONS OF DOLLARS GOING INTO THE STATE COFFERS. All the BAD SHIT they were predicting. Argle Bargle. Horse Shit. Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Not happening. But the money is like fuck better than a god damn printing press. WIN WIN for everybody except the assholes walking around with sticks up their butt. The ones that ain't happy less'n EVERYBODY is UNhappy. Even down in Blood -Red 2nd amendment football GOD APPLE PIE BIG TRUCKS TEXAS they're thinking about it. Because GOD DAMN that is a LOT OF FUCKING CASH. Everybody wants a TASTE. MONEY IT's A TRIP! Oh, yeah, my bad what the fuck was your Diary about there AngelFist? I didn't read it. I just figured you were once again whining about how difficult it was to snag that under age pelt again. How you can't dip your wick in some Jr High Cheer leader quim. Now I ain't calling you no pedophile. I hear ya. If'n there is grass on the field then lets PLAY BALL! Different Strokes for different folks. It's all good man. Don't feel bad. You'll score some fourteen year old pussy again. Them bitches aint loyal. You're like what McConaughey said in Dazed and Confused, "...what I love about these junior high school girls: I get older, they stay the same age." the world? the Sunshine of Your Life? The Wind Beneath Your Wings? Come all ye young fellows that follows the sea to me, way hey, blow the man down. Now please pay attention and listen to me give me some time to blow the man down I'm a deep water sailor just come from Hong Kong you give me some whiskey and I'll sing you a song! When a trim Black Ball liner's preparing for sea on a trim Black Ball liner I wasted me prime. When a big Black Ball liner's a-leaving her dock the boys and the girls on the pier-head do flock. Now, when the big liner, she's clear of land our bosun he roars out the word of command, "Come quickly, lay aft to the break of the poop or I'll help you along with the toe of me boot!" Pay attention to orders, now, you one and all for see high above there flies the Black Ball. 'Tis larboard and starboard, on deck you will sprawl for kicking Jack Rogers commands the Black Ball! To be Honest. I reaqlly LOVED being in the Navy However, if I were to have the opportunity for a Do-Over I think I would have enjoyed the Coast Guard more. Looking back on my experience I feel that saving life trumps taking life. happy being an enlisted man Nothing wrong with being enlisted. I guess there is a perception in the civilian world that Officer > Enlisted. Because like in that world Boss > Worker (In as much as the Boss has seniority usually as well as "rank"). But it isn't like that in the military. In the military it is just two different career paths. If you intend on having a command of any kind then you want to go in as an Officer. I have had to shepherd a few Ensigns that had more pimples than the E-2's and E-3's they were commanding. I just didn't really understand what the Coasties did when I signed up. But when I was in we would sometimes be involved in joint exercises. I was very jealous. They generally didn't go out for long ass deployments. They were usually based in awesome ports. Many of them actually saw more action than we did doing interdiction missions and as I said the focus there is more toward saving lives. Of course it may just be a case of the grass is greener but whatever. You Still Married Then? Or did she leave you for a level 50 Wizard with a bigger Staff? What i thought. Of course NOT! In the Glorious PC Master Race (Praise GabeN) it becomes a Battlestation. HOWTO Beat a Dead Mouse It's no secret that Joel Zimmerman, better known as deadmau5, likes cars. He likes them so much in fact, that he can't stop buying them. From his Purrari to his newly acquired McLaren 650S, J.Z. has been on a spending spree and he's not done yet. deadmau5 has just purchased a McLaren P1 for the hefty price tag of $1,150,000. The car is actually one of three new hybrid "super-cars" on the market The P1 utilises an upgraded variant of the 3.8-liter twin-turbocharged V8 engine from the 12C designed to now deliver 727 hp at 7,300 rpm and 531 lb-ft of torque at 4,000 rpm. This internal combustion engine is then mated to an electric motor delivering a further 176 hp and 192 lb-ft of torque leading to a total of 903 hp and 664 lb-ft. Deadmau5 will be receiving the car in March. Read more at http://www.youredm.com/2014/10/06/deadmau5-buys-1-million-hybrid-supercar/#uXO7Y P6cMUCIzoVb.99 Then today Joel announced that he purchased an estate in Campbellville, Ontario. A 14,000 sqft mansion for $5 million. But with its swimming pool, 4 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms and 118 acres of land, it appears to have been well worth the price. Not too shabby for the "dead mouse guy". HOWTO Beat a Dead Moose Originally Posted: 2008-05-08 10:33am Dead Moose I have a dead moose free for the taking. It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!! So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do. You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard. Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights... Location: Anchorage it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests post id: 673017049 At one point in his life my bro.-in-law was a cop In Newfoundland. He's done a lot of differnt jobs but anyways. His wife at the time--real cute little thing--she was from Eureka over there on the left coast. So like the climate is a bit different I think I don't know. So she's telling me about how they were living in this little cabin in the woods type situation there in Newfoundland. She's on the toilet and the window is open, it's snowing. I don't recall why the window was open but anyway. So she's sitting there doing her thing and she says all of sudden it gets a little darker and she feels this warm breeze right? So she looks up and there is this HUGE FUCKING MOOSE with his head in the window looking at her. She tells me it was a damn good thing she was already on the toilet because . . . well, I'm sure you can imagine why it was a good thing. She said she screamed so loud the neighbors came running thinking someone had broken in and was attacking her. She didn't know who was more scared after that, her or the moose because when she screamed he hauled ass. I haven't seen her in a very long time. Her and her husband didn't stay together long. I'm pretty sure I saw that video already And I meant she was from Eureka, Ca. on the left coast of the US. How they met I really don't know because he's originally from La. My wife's family all have names that end in -deaux. LOL, I know some of them also. Myself I'm a native Texan, born and raised. But everybody knows that I reckon. Don't know how I was lucky enough to get hooked up with a red-headed cajun. It sure has been interesting though. 33 years today. HOWTO Drink A Grey Goose Bottoms Up! Solution Let him use a holodeck and he can Simulate living in a huge mansion and driving expensive cars. He can use replicator technology and simulate eating fine cuisine. Your vision of the future is predicated on everyone being like you. Requiring others to provide for your needs. I want a future where everyone can be themselves, without affecting anyone else (who doesn't want to be affected). I don't value what you do now. In the future, I hope to continue not to value anything you do. Didn't you say something like that to me recently? Mike doesn't want a handout. He wants to provide for himself. You pretend to be his champion and defender. But he doesn't need you to defend him. He is 10x more of a man than you can ever be. And I don't know who withery is But you need to fucking comment you cowardly bitch. Don't just fucking zero rate. No he or she never says a fucking thing Only time I ever see that username is just to zerorate trane. That makes the little shit a coward. If the pussy doesn't want to argue it can just crawl back into its festering piss hole. Maybe so but that don't make the fuck any less of Probably ain't even human. Just some stupid bot. mourning the death of her husband Dude, sometimes people just like to do shit a certain way. I take it she isn't really a very young person? Perhaps she feels it unseemly for a man to do dishes. Perhaps she doesn't feel like you would clean them the way she wants them cleaned. You realize that you are doing the same thing to her that you complain about kurons doing to you? When they observe your behaviour and infer that you must be 'manic' or 'off your meds' or any of the other armchair diagnosis they provide. And you assert that they're talking out of their ass right? But here you are doing the exact same thing to this woman. Step out of yourself and think about that for just a minute. I don't know, I would just be guessing. Perhaps her husband took care of financial things and she took care of household things. So maybe she just doesn't grok the money side and the rest is from habit? Hell, who knows? You haven't been there long maybe you can hash this out over time. Hopefully something will come along that will keep you going so you have the time to hash it out. My favorite Meth Whore moment You forget a million things everyday. Make sure this is one of them. I am glad to see that Yousafzai was recognized. Just fourteen years old and just as courageous as any SEAL TEAM. I'm afraid you broke her Your cock may not have fallen off but her shit didn't fare so well . . . LOL, he used a Potato And the chick is butt ugly because she is a meth whore. She's not Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. She's like nine miles of bad road. Yes LD, he's going to Start WWIII.20 Kill all the Jews, Faggots, Niggers, Fat Ass Soccer Moms, etc. Take over the planet and institute a Libertarian Paradise. In the meantime there will be wars to end wars, famine, cruelty, sickness, sorrow, and mostly unrelenting cruelty and death. The World will Literally BURN. You may cum now. Many of those missiles may not work anymore. Preventive maintenance is not the same as it was in your Dad's day or mine. The majority were never intended to be used. Thier mere existence was supposed to be a deterrent. It worked. As for that other stuff I remember it well. Early 80's was when I was haze grey and underway. I trained on a lot of that kind of shit and more. Of course maybe they don't need that shit anymore. You know? I really can't say. Just DARPA has some freaky smart motherfuckers. What if you just like shot a rod of something from space? Lots of kinetic energy there. Hard to detect, hard to deflect. Makes a big ass hole with no fallout. WOAH. I don't know anything I just shuffle papers. I'm like Sgt Schultz when it comes to this kind of thing. There have been numerous times in my life that I have wished I was as simple minded as my many red neck neighbors. They seem so happy. I hate people who are constantly on the fence about important issues. Why can't they just make a damn decision? It's the hype. You built up OggFrog. It was going to be this multi-cross platform run on anything, zero-bug, super saiyan software. You made web sites. Went on and on and on. For LITERALLY Years. Then all of sudden when you couldn't deliver you changed course and started saying you didn't really give a fuck it was all about driving traffic to your site for Ad monies. THAT IS WHY YOU GOT RIDICULED. You were like K5's version of Duke Nukem Forever. Then you started coming up with all these half-baked projects. You were going to do something musically and go to Carnegie Hall. Then you were going to teach 3rd world kids how to program and on and on until WarpLife. And again with the Hype. We didn't start the fire. You did. That's why you get shit because it has now been decades worth of promises and hype and no delivery. I don't think anyone really cares if you ship or not. It's just your hubris and bombasity that provides such an inviting target for scorn. Hard to remember But I think he got shit when he first started posting. Everyone thought he was just a spammer using K5 to get traffic. (Which he was and admitted to doing but he did get a LOT of stories voted to FrontPage back then.) But I do know it wasn't long before he developed a Gay4Crawford following. He's the only person that I know of to have his account ban-hammered and then reinstated due to popular K5 demand between the time he logged out, went to sleep, and woke up the next day. It's working You just learned something . . . Serious Stupidity We have how many states exactly that have legalized or at least decriminalized Marijuana? But even still, in some back-ass-wards redneck, jesus fearing, confederate flag waving, state they spent enormous amounts of money, resources, and time. and the result was EPIC FAIL Dwayne Perry of Cartersville, Georgia was awakened by a helicopter flying low over his house Wednesday and then some heavily-armed deputies and a K-9 unit showed up at his door. They were from the Governor's Task Force for drug suppression and they were out looking for marijuana plants. Perry says the officers ended up apologizing to him. What they had seen, apparently, were Perry's okra plants and a shrub at the end of his house. Patrol Capt. Kermit Stokes says the plants did have characteristics similar to marijuana. Perry says people keep asking him about the officers at his house, and he worries that his reputation has been damaged. Sure looks like pot to me! OH THAT IS A POT! A Pot of OKRA, my bad! Keeping Georgia safe from the scourge of okra! That there is a gateway vegetable I tell you what! Next thing you know they'll be eating Beets or Brocolli! But what of the War on Okra? Hopefully the officers will never walk into a candy factory. "Patrol Capt. Kermit Stokes says the candy did have characteristics similar to meth". And apparently that purpose involves harassing law-abiding citizens growing legal, healthy and somewhat tasty vegetables correct? Because you can never have too many white asian christians. But GAWD forbid we allow any vegetables in MY AMERICA! I heard that there Michelle Obama likes vegetables. So therefore EATING VEGETABLES IS SOCIALISM! LOL Pot Tax My cousin, a pastor in Canada, sent me this link to a YouTube video believing it to be relevant to my interests. You may also enjoy it. At least Linux doesn't tell everyone WHEN YOUR SWEDISH BLONDE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY VIDEO HAS DOWNLOADED. HEY EVERYBODY, I'M MICHAEL D CRAWFORD AND I'M WATCHING PORN!!! I'm A-Skeeered If'n I click on one of your links I is gonna get infectuated. Yeah, it's a failing of mine It's all me not her. I'm just not that into her and I kinda hope she doesn't get into me. Maybe she and I can just be friends. by ***package*** color Panty Status: Twisted They hit me with some kind of FIREHOSE And told me to DRINK. DRINK DEEP FROM THE HOSE! "Not that powerful" IT MAKES YOU BLEED OUT YOUR ASS I REPEAT, BLEED OUT YOUR ASS Actually this situation is even better You have the threat of a mass pandemic fueled by the 24hr cable news cycle hungry for any scrap they can feed on but without all the pesky dead bodies everywhere. WIN WIN Ask K5: Is sex with a transgendered person gay? I don't even know if that is the correct term. As you are aware I am an elegant gentleman from a more civilized age. I have only in the last decade or so come to somewhat understand lesbians and gay men. But this stuff the young folks are into these days . . . with the whats into whos and the wheres and with the things . . . it buggers belief. What brings me to the question is a webcomic that I frequently enjoy, "Questionable Content". The comic is pretty much about the life of Marten Reed and his 'pet' robot, 'Pintsize'. It also follows the doings, goings, and comings of Marten's friends. As the title of the strip implies, the creator, Jeph Jacques sometimes explores some strange relationships. For example Marten's mother is a Dominatrix. His father is homosexual and recently got married to his boyfriend. But in the current storyline there is a girl, Claire Augustus. Claire used to be a male. Now Claire is a female. Not all the characters in QC are aware of this but Marten is. Now Claire and Marten seem to be getting romantically involved. I find myself strangely uncomfortable with this situation for a number of reasons. I say strangely because I have learned over time to be much more tolerant of folks sexual orientations. Especially after I realized that in most cases it is none of my business and secondly the realization that MY heterosexuality is not threatened in any way. Also strange is that these characters are completely fictional. They don't represent actual persons and the strip itself is absolutely fictional. It has robots and ghosts and other weird shit from time to time. Even still, my "gut" tells me that something is not right with this relationship. It's not a rational thing on my part at all. My 'gut' tells me that this type of thing is not just gay but BEYOND gay. What does it mean to be a woman? What does it mean to be a man? Is it enough to just remove the male parts and tack on the female parts to 'BE' a woman? What about the other way? How does THIS kind of thing fit in with how it seems most people think about Evolution? How does getting your genetalia 'reassigned' square with you guys that think that it is all about survival of the species and procreation and all that? During last nights shower (When I do some of my deep thinking while the hot water sluices across my muscular form) I thought about this and I believe you have targeted the very thing with which I am uncomfortable. VIRTUAL BALLS I mean, she used to have them. Now she doesn't. But if they end up having sex--based on the last panel in the current strip I think that will be very soon--then 'theoretically' balls would be touching. So that must be why I am uncomfortable. Ghost Balls. Thank you Mr Obvious Your contribution is appreciated! No one of any evolutionary consequence I'm sure I think I was referring to the entire K5 userbase Evolution has thrown up her hands at all of us. Good comment But it raises the question, what makes a 'normal woman'? They used to say, "If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it MUST be a duck." Well, here we have a case of it walking like a duck and quacking like a duck. But is it really a duck if it used to be a goose? Does it make a difference in it's duckiness if we don't know that it used to be a goose? Is it a duck if it still has some goose bits? How far along the goose <--->duck spectrum does it have to be before we feel like it is a normal duck? Are you referring to Martine Rothblatt? Or Meg Whitman? because I'm pretty sure Meg does all the things you list in your second paragraph. Annise Parker would probably do it too but I don't think her wife would approve. I didn't know who Martine was until I was trying to figure what term to use. They have all this weird CIS shit going on now and I'm not in the scene. I ain't interested in the porn or nothing. This entire diary was really about the comic strip making me feel uncomfortable and I just couldn't figure out why. Anyways, the web tells me that this Martine is like the highest paid CEO but used to be a dude. Meg Whitman of course is the CEO of the former Hewlett-Packard, soon to be Hewlett-Packard Enterprises. Annise is the current mayor of Houston Tx. She recently married her life-partner Kathy Hubbard a few months ago. She has been elected three times which is a damn achievement for an openly gay woman in Blood-Red Harris County. I don't know what point I was trying to make with my original reply. I think I was thinking it was humorous or something. I've completely forgotten. Got tied up with other shit. Exactly why I made a Diary about it In all cases previously I have never been bothered by the sexuality of fictional characters whether on screen or in comics or movies. Even real-life relationships don't bother me. They did when I was younger. I attribute that to growing up in the South. But the Internet has challenged and changed a number of my preconceptions. So it was a strange feeling that I was bothered by this particular storyline. I wanted to know why. I wouldn't ask on Facebook but here on Kuro5hin.org where one can discuss the financial difficulties of server administration in one post and link to an image of the shit one took this morning in the other I had no problem exploring that feeling. Thank you for contributing. Well technically you won't lo . . . Oh shit what am I doing arguing with a fool? My Pet Peeve: Fines for Punishment It has always struck me as fundamentally unfair that we impose fines as a form of punishment. Take the case of Alice. Alice gets pulled over for speeding. She is issued a ticket. However, Alice has a very good job. At some point in her day she goes to a website and using her credit card she pays the fine. To her the fine is a minor inconvenience. Percentage wise the cost is no more than a decent meal for her family at a local eatery. In fact the time and hassle of being momentarily detained is more of a detriment to future violation of the law than the fine is. Bob has also been pulled over for speeding. He is issued a ticket for the very same amount as Alice. But Bob doesn't have quite as good a job as Alice. His credit cards are all maxed out and the cost of the ticket is a significant percentage of his income. Bob is unable to just go online and charge the fine to his card. In fact he decides that the only way to be able to afford it is to sign up for a defensive driving course which will take up a large amount of his time. Same violation. Same punishment. But big difference in the results. Further, using fines as punishment encourages law enforcement to issue more tickets and perhaps engage in less than honest dealings with the public in order to increase revenue rather than to deter crime. No, I did not get a ticket or anything like that. Not recently anyways. I was just thinking about this yesterday and I think that it is really not fair nor reasonable to a very large portion of our population. That is truly news to me. I was not aware of that. Very interesting. Well, corporations are people now So by Supreme Court logic if a corporation kills someone then the corporation itself should be jailed, prosecuted and if doing business in a state that supports Capital Punishment, executed. Sure would change a lot of those automotive recall calculations. Not just Ferguson but Everywhere USA And it's used to keep the poor in jail. Someone that has the cash or credit to post their bail gets booked and goes home. The broke sumbitch gets a cot, an orange jumpsuit, and 3 squares a day. (PB&J Sandwich counts as a "square meal") Until the Judge figures out what to do with his broke ass. I thought you said Raygun proved Deficits Don't Matter? Why would he have to distract from something that didn't matter? No I really disagree with you on this one Edmund Trane. The War on Drugs is now and always has been simply one of a number of 'Fronts' for the ongoing War on People with No Money especially Non-White People with No Money. It has been waged in various forms for the last 200 years. Hello! I'm Evolution And in my ongoing effort to create a more optimal species I have decided to engineer the following changes. Mostly these will affect the male of the species. First off, there is absolutely no benefit to survival for males to have any sentience whatsoever. Since they are so sex focused and driven entirely by the urge to merge we're just going to ditch that resource hogging brain of yours. Who needs it? You all admit you do the majority of your thinking with your 'other head' right? So let's just get rid of that. Second, I'm going to put your nads in your mouth. From now on whenever you stick your toungue in a females mouth you will ejaculate. The female can control whether or not she is impregnated by either swallowing or spitting. Men will still be strong and aggressive and driven to provide for a female but we can acomplish that with instinctual drives. We will alter the lifespan of the male from 50 plus years to oh about 7 to 15. This is long enough for the dude to provide for a gestating female and to provide for his progeny. Then he is gone. Some males will be able to be trained like a puppy to not piss or shit in the house and perform minor household tasks like taking out trash, washing dishes, changing a diaper, etc. Otherwise they'll mostly just eat, sleep, and be available for procreation. Ha! Not much change there! I hope that you are not too inconvienced by these changes. Have a wonderful day! - The Goddess Evolution I don't follow their argument I'm a science fiction fan. We have several kurons who are self published authors. Much of what they have written contains information that is scientifically wrong. Even big name high dollar authors have published stuff over the years that is inaccurate and wrong. Finally, each and every day a certain news outlet that starts with an F and ryhmes with COCKS broadcasts information that is inaccurate and wrong. It is the responsibility of the reader to consider the source of inforrmation and act accordingly. Or you can just go join the nearest Prepper Tea Party Circlejerk and Bar-B-Que and go nuts. That bitch of yours. You know, the Governor, the CDC guy, hell all of 'em come out. "Oh don't worry we got it all under control!" Well everyday since I notice the numbers keep ticking upwards. First it was 'just the guy'. Then it was oh just twenty to twenty-five people that the guy came in contact with but we got them all rounded up. Y'all are all safe. No outbreak here no sir. Then it was 50 that might've been exposed. Then it was maybe a hundred that they were keeping track of. I think they are up to something like 250 maybe 300 they are keeping an eye out on now. But it is all under control. Don't worry. Well I wasn't worried. Well then they had two down in Houston but they said it's cool because they tested negative. No worries. But just a minute ago on TV they say they have a confirmed case but it is "low risk". If another one shows up in Austin or San Antonio we just might need to build that wall Ol Rick wants so bad. Only thing is I reckon he might end up on the wrong side of it. You are the idiot I'm not even that smart but yet I can read. The dragons obviously already knew that "At least one of them has green eyes." That is because they can see the other dragons eyes. However, they cannot see their own eyes so as far as they know they may be the only non green eyed dragon in existance. But nw this stranger has appeared who is not a dragon. So you have to work out LOGICALLY does anything interesting happen because of what you told them and if so what is it about what you told them that provides new information? You're as bad as trane wanting to weasel out of using your Brain and solving a problem instead hoping you can find an easy solution on the web and complaining that the instructor is mean. HERE IS YOUR GOVERNMENT ISSUED BASIC INCOME "A" Now go and run nekkid thru the woods mumbling about thermodynamic economic theory, lighting your crackpipe with a magnifying glass and explaining to the woodland creatures how debt doesn't matter. Can You Solve The Hardest Logic Puzzle in the World? So, the website IO9 which is a part of that Gawker femdom SJW network but is cool because they focus on SciFi shit is adding a new feature called 'The Sunday Puzzle'. I know how much kurons like their puzzles what with the Chocalate Chip Cookie Conundrum and Which K5 User Farted? Sunday Puzzle Number 1 is about Green Eyed Dragons. You can read about it in the article linked above or the Copy Pasted bit below the fold. Enjoy! You visit a remote desert island inhabited by one hundred very friendly dragons, all of whom have green eyes. They haven't seen a human for many centuries and are very excited about your visit. They show you around their island and tell you all about their dragon way of life (dragons can talk, of course). They seem to be quite normal, as far as dragons go, but then you find out something rather odd. They have a rule on the island which states that if a dragon ever finds out that he/she has green eyes, then at precisely midnight on the day of this discovery, he/she must relinquish all dragon powers and transform into a long-tailed sparrow. However, there are no mirrors on the island, and they never talk about eye color, so the dragons have been living in blissful ignorance throughout the ages. Upon your departure, all the dragons get together to see you off, and in a tearful farewell you thank them for being such hospitable dragons. Then you decide to tell them something that they all already know (for each can see the colors of the eyes of the other dragons). You tell them all that at least one of them has green eyes. Then you leave, not thinking of the consequences (if any). Assuming that the dragons are (of course) infallibly logical, what happens? If something interesting does happen, what exactly is the new information that you gave the dragons? The author, Robbie Gonzales says: This is not a trick question. There's no guessing or lying or discussion by or between dragons. The answer does not involve Mendelian genetics, or sign language. The answer is logical, and the dragons are perfectly logical beings. And no, the answer is not "no dragon transforms." Again, here is the link to IO9's Sunday Puzzle Number One In other news, Paul Revere is dead at 76. He passed away October 4th at his home in Idaho. Paul Revere and his band, The Raiders got their start in 1963 with a cover of Richard Berry's "Louie, Louie". They scored four Top Ten singles in the Sixties with "Kicks," "Hungry," "Good Thing" and "Him or Me, What's It Gonna Be." Their biggest triumph came in 1971 with "Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)." A cover of a John D. Loudermilk-penned track. It hit Number One on the Billboard chart in July 1971 and sold over a million copies. Thought for the day Thought for the day from one of the Greatest Fools Ever. Don't you just love that feeling? And then I just might have shown off a little. Yeah, just a little. You don't want to utterly crush them, just enough to make them a bit red in the face. You just ruined my whole day This is HollyHopDrive's Diary and this is her moment. Then you have to come fag it up with your unsolicited comment about yourself gloating about how "smart" you supposedly were back in HS. That is wonderful guy. I'm quite proud of how you were able to humble a mere teenager. Save it for your own diary though because I can assure you that no one else really cares. Because that was then and this is now. In other words, NOT IMPRESSIVE. You want to wow us? Ship that app you've been working on for a decade. I mean, it makes no nevermind to me if you do or don't. Really. But the truth of the matter is that you keep doing the talk but you ain't walking the walk. You see, what I'm trying to say is. In this situation you are the student that picks up the hoop and tells the instructor you know what you're doing but then you can't keep your hoop up. Now you can explain all day about how you used to hoop with six hoops on fire while juggling chain saws back in the day. Maybe that is true, maybe it is isn't. The fact is that you're not performing today. Does that compute bro? Have I clearly elucidated my argument well enough? LOL This site is leaving YOU for all time As a retired tech website who is currently living out its "golden years" playing host to trolls and the mentally ill, I have plenty of spare time. In recent years, too much of this spare time has been spent catering to your Diary. I have spent time upon time watching you leave, and I have done so because your booty is, quite frankly, truly juicy. And it has become clear that all of this longing has been in vain, because you are beyond hope. See ya in the spring Chuck? Love and XXX's - Kuro5hin.org I'm getting weeded out Hmmmm, poor guy. I'm sure that it is just because the Instructor is an Ignorant Motherfucker who just wants to be mean and score points with his bourgeoisie peers. A person who fails to grok that we in fact live in a post scarcity society and that knowledge should be freely shared and people shouldn't be forced to 'perform' for their amusement by completing tests and compete for 'grades'. Fuck teachers. They should just give out the answers. Why do they force you to think and solve "problems" on your own? Those problems have already been solved countless times. It is just to satisfy their sick amusement and to exert power and control over the poor student. Government should intervene here and give everyone a Basic 'A'. Now this is HOW you get your Railroad Tycoon ON I would go to that park. For realz. Oh and NOT MINE BTW And I TypED rAILROAD WHEN i MeAnt Roller COASter. ROLLER COASTER . . . of Love! If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me...oooooWHOOOooOOHHH Baby PLEASE DONt GO! Rock the Boat! Don't rock the boat baby! Rock the Boat, don't tip the boat over! Cuz JEREMIAH WAS AN OGG FROG and he WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. Tho he never ever shipped a single app that he wrote He always had some mighty fine whine! And when you're broke and drunk and standing in the rain no body really cares how well you code your routines. . . these boots are made for walkin and that's what you should do or one of these days a government jackboots gonna wlk allll over YOU. cuz its forty below and dont give a fuck if you aint got a truck cuz im off to the rodeo alaman left and alaman right cmon you mother fucker get your ignorant ass right get off the stahe you god damn dude you know! YOU PISS ME OFF. fuckin jerk get on my nerves! And daddy, won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County down by the Green River where Paradise lay? Well, I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late in asking Mr. Peabody's coal train done hauled it away. I would but it';s probablly all polutted now thats one of the first songs i learnt on guitar i think, daMN THAT was a long ass time ago. well i reckon im gonna go do sumpin else i dont want to spill anything omny laptop. have a good weekend you ol nekkid treehugger you. she was standin at the load-in when the trucks rolled up. And she was sniffin all around like a half grown female pup she wasn't hard to talk to looked like she had nowhere to go so i gave her my pass so she could get in see the show went down to 7-11 man asked me what did i need? I said, "GIVE ME A ROOL OF DUCT TAPE AND A CASE OF NYQUIL PLEASE!" panama red, panama red on his white horsec "mescalito" he comes breezin' through town. I'll bet your woman is off in bed with ol' panama red! DAMMIT WHO DROOLED ON THE FLOOR? GOD DAMN I HOPE THATS DROOL! need to write a song I'm so sick of pussy! I don't know what's wrong! But when I see a bitch with big tittioes I wanna fill her ass with my dong! The first time that I trioed it It wasnt what I dreamed it could be I blamed it all om my girlfriend but in truth itrwas all meee! Everybody SING! Hey trane! get down here and add some swing! Boy this K5 sure has gone down the crapper usedto be tech from the trenches now its trolls on the toilet Well, No headache this morning I count that as a Big Win! In fact just a bit dehydrated but otherwise feeling chipper. In other news, browsing reddit, I came acrosspossibly the gayest image in history. Some neckbeard proposing to his similarly bearded boyfriend on the bridge of the Enterprise. No, not the Aircraft Carrier, the fucking NextGen Enterprise. Jesus. That is a LOT of gay packed in there. enjoyable for a few hours HAHAHAHA LOL, pull the other one, it has bells on it. I'm not surprised that you are sick of sex. I imagine just the dry cleaning bills for you to get the blood out of your clown suit is a serious expense. Maintenance on your 'Free Candy' van has also got to be a huge burden along with trying to locate those Bubblegum flavored Trojan Micro Condoms. If you want to go the Asexual route you can always talk to LilDebbie. Also help is available. There is now an entire movement devoted to asexuals and their problems. I saw a thing on reddit or maybe mefi just a few days ago. I would give you the link but I didn't save it. I'm still enjoying Living La Vida Loca. But I'm sure a quick search on either site would set you right up. At least you would be doing those poor Jr High and Middleschool girls a favor. Here's the thing YOU ARE ALL WRONG Everyone talks about 'Evolution' like there is a Supernatural Force that is like ticking shit off on a checklist and then going in like an engineer and and rewiring and making improvements. Another thing that is often implied in thinking about evolution is that there is always movement towards a new and improved model. It just doesn't work like that at all. There is no backwards and no forwards. It's just fuck it let's get drunk and throw some dice and see what fucking happens. Only people always want to have a 'pattern'. Any perceived 'purpose' is just an illusion created by our own selves. 35mm fucks the dogshit out of digital Except ease of use and cost of film and developing. I have a Hasselblad that takes gorgeous photos but for most shit I'm just going to use the camera on the phone. Fuck, it ain't going into no museum or art gallery just facebook or something. I'm sorry, . . . as evolution does not favor them casting the ova to the wind . . . You're doing the same thing. EVOLUTION DOESN'T CARE It neither favors nor disfavors. If it did then how do you explain those aquatic species that lay eggs all out in the water and the males swim through spewing clouds of sperm and shit? Then the birds and other fish come and FEAST on all the freaking fish eggs floating around? How do you explain those bugs where the females have perfectly functional sexual organs but the males NEVER use them? Instead their penises are like daggers and they literally stab the female in the abdomen and shoot their wad? Why is it that human males have ENORMOUS PENISES with respect to our size compared to other primates? Yes, they did EVOLVE that way but it wasn't because Goddess Evo 'favored' big cocks. So the woman cares But evolution does not. Shut Up Nigger Next thing you'll be wishing NIWS would drop in for a visit. 'DOH, uh jeez, we don't have enough people shitting up the Diary section. Sure do miss those ranting screeds and bitchin bout being on disability and stupid wimmins.' If you're curious, you know his name and you know where he lives so you could always search the obits. That is if it troubles you so. Been there Didn't see any "poisonous sea snakes" (although I didn't go swimming) but indeed there is very little to do. WOW, The Internet is Over First it was Slashdot/Dice doing the damned thing and then today I popped in to read MeFi and the Blue has turned White. Didn't anyone learn ANYTHING from the failure of Win8 Slashdot and all this other Designed-for-Mobile shit? FUCK YOU STEVE JOBS AND YOUR IOSHIT I guess we can expect Reddit will be next for a facelift. In other news, It seems that Microsoft has chosen the name Windows 10 because of legacy code. Specifically there is a version test used by several programs that date from the Windows 95/98 days. The check would look for 'Windows 9' rather than the whole thing. In order to promote bass-ackward combat-ability it was decided to just jump to 10 instead of having to rewrite all that shit. Yeah, I deducted the cost of my steam account and all the vidya games I have played in the last year. Totally cool. I also deducted the cost of all the liquor and pot I consumed as "Medicinal". No worries. My tax advisor is the same one that Wesley Snipes uses. They've saved me a ton on taxes. It is a little strange that their offices are in a former PizzaHut located at the strip mall but what the hey? Yeah they had a fork or split like back in USENET days. Dude started a new games subreddit because of all the bullshit on the regular one. But yeah Internet Drama has always been highly entertaining no matter what the era or forum. Speaking of Reddit they just got $50Mil in investor cash. I was surprised at some of the angels (is that the right term?) Jared Leto and Snoop Dogg among others. Thay are discussing some way that users could obtain ownership of reddit. Imagine if rusty let us grandfathered users have part ownership of K5? Intel pulls ads from Gamasutra Under pressure from Gamergate supporters I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM POW DEM CHIKUNZ JACKIN MUH STYLE DEY TRIES TA COPY MUH SWAGGAH I'SE ON DAT NEXT SHIT NOW I SO TREE TOUSAN IN ATE YOU SO TWO TOUSAN N LATE I GOTS DAT BOOM BOOM BOOM DAT FUTURE BOOM BOOM BOOM Objectively Bad Obviously because they're not MADDEN I suspect. I always thought it meant Tuna. Chula Vista Expensive Tourist Trap CSS Cock Sucking Shithead You Fool Internet startup where people send in videos of themselves bullshitting randoms out of their hard-earned money. It's fucking hilarious. Would you like to invest? Seriously they're going to be bigger than AOL man, on the cool. See! All you GUN-GRABBERS will be thankful for us TEXANS and our Religious Reverence for the Second Amendment. When the Zombie Outbreak starts here in Dallas, the citizens of The Great Republic of Texas will be ready. HEADSHOT! BOOM! Yeeeeee-HAWWW!!! On the cheap Wouldn't condoms filled with infected blood and tossed, perhaps trebuchet style, work? I don't know how cheap they are but around here some folks don't like to wait for the GUBMINT to spray for skeeters and such. So they have a plastic barrel in the bed of a truck with a pump and a sprayer from home depot. It puts out a fine mist they drive it around the property or whatever. Ebola-chan giggles. Well, I know this is like one of your wet-dreams come true and you've probably been rock-hard and dripping ever since you heard the news. But I reckon we'll do alright. Country boys can survive rattlesnakes, stinging skorpions, mad cows, TEX-MEX cooking and country girls. I reckon a little ebola ain't gonna be much of nothing. Just wrap that shit up in a poultice of Red Man chewing tobacca and they'll be right as rain. Well a shotgun ain't gonna have AoE either Even with a wide choke. So, maybe something like a condom bomb with some kind of like firecracker or squib-type device. Something you could set a fuse. Load it in your trebuchet or hell just a standard nigger shooter, but I was thinking you might get more distance with the trebuchet plus less likelyhood for 'blowback'. Launch it or hell launch a bunch at one time. Pop 'em in air over the target and you might get a nice dispersal. I'm not going to get a visit from the Men In Black for commenting in this thread am I? To Whom It May Concern in the NSA, my comments are all just speculation, fiction and falsehood for entertainment purposes only! I remember some guy Malatesta or something that got a visit for some stupid comment he made here waaaay back in the day. Just make sure you ain't facing into the wind Gov Perry is on TV talking about it Right Now Seems that the guy was in contact with some kids. They have em locked up in quarantine now. He's talking about steps Texans can take to protect themselves. Turns out we JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A SECRET CDC EBOLA RESEARCH LAB HERE with highly trained and experienced researchers already available to assist the state with this problem. The guy in charge of Health and Safety says they have been prepared for some time and just said they have been expecting just this type of event since the beginning of August. Dude's condition is serious but stable. They have the hospital guy up talking about why the dude was released. Reporters are asking questions but he keeps saying I can't give you that information. His main excuse is that the relevant info wasn't "communicated throughout the clinical team" so a clinical decision was made to release the guy. Now they have law enforcement saying that if the families in quarantine do not 'follow their suggestions then more stringent methods may be implemented' They have a judge on call. Now there is another Hospital guy apologizing for dropping the ball. Now Perry is back saying it's all cool. The book was good The movie gave me nightmares for years. I saw it at the theater when it was released. That was some seriously scary shit back then. I still remember most of the scenes in it even though I haven't watched it in several years. Watched 2001 at the Southwood in Austin My buddy Lawrence and I went. We were huge HUGE fans of Clarke. You seem to manage well enough Must be all that banging on typewriters I hear about you and your buddies doing. No I didn't see the fine film. I was referring to the Infinite Monkeys typing out Shakespeare and the fact that you seem to manage to communicate well enough. (Hahaha, juvenile humor. For my next trick I will tell a fart joke then talk about your mom.) Large swaths of the Internet have become unhelpful. You do a Google search on an issue. It leads you to a tech discussion forum where you see the exact issue being asked about and below it the best answer is "Google It!" GIGO - Garbage In Google Out Are you trying to say That "In ISLAMIC CALIPHATE Religion embraces YOU!"? ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD OF THE TWIN MOONS VIGOROUSLY TOUCH FLIPPERS CONSUME NOW CONSUME IT RUB IT ON YOUR FLIPPERS Is Del Griffith an Enemy of the State? So I hear that there is a big Tiananmen Square incident going down in the big HK right now. Protesters out in the streets in defiance of Beijing. Rampant censorship to keep the protest from reaching the mainland. Govt officials locked down in bomb-proof bunkers. Riot police out curb-stomping vagrants, rabble-rousers and looters. Cats sleeping with dogs, rats leaving the ship, fire and brimstone raining down. Total chaos! I note that the 'You can have my OS/2 when you pry it from my cold dead fingers' hasn't posted in awhile. Could it be he is a guest in some Hanoi Hilton being water-boarded, detesticularized, and generally debriefed for being a filthy Westerner spreading tales of democracy, and first amendments and shit? Daring to spawn the children of the Great Satan on the innocent and pure Daughters of the World City? WTF is going on over there? I tried to check CNN but they're just going on about some missing white girl and that guy that invaded the White House. Also a very disturbing story about how More Americans have moved to TEXAS recently than any other state. WTF??? We don't mind you visiting but god damn, between the snowbirds and the wetbacks there ain't gonna be no Lonesome Prarie no more. Not to mention that I-45 and I-35 are already turning into a fucking Parking Lot. So, Monday. What a bitch huh? Did everybody take a vacation in Hong Kong and forget to invite me? Is it the Zombie apocalypse? Have I been shadow banned from K5? Sure is quiet around here. just enjoy my own mind something everyone should do more often Police Medic This will only sting a little bit. You'll be right as rain in no time! How would you like to curl up with this in your bed? So warm, so soft. The most loyal of companions. Hey! get your mind out of the gutter, it's a puppy dog you pervert! They expect me to believe a black man at a water park. Confessions of a 'former' Internet Troll Get off my lawn! Dept. When he did it it was all fun and games. The kids these days have no respect for the art. No, that was the Native Americans pardner Tejas, it means "friends". And I think the French were there before the Mexicans. It's hard to say. Wikip tells a different tale than what was taught in my Texas History class. Funny thing. Texas History was covered two years in a row when I was in school but US History was only one year and World History was half a year. It's all because of the Democrats. They're responsible for everything wrong. That's what they tell me anyways. Chingadera Believe it or not in the 60's to early 80's a man could get in his truck and go from Temple down to San Antonio and never have to slow down. Dallas and Houston has always been hell though. In the article on CNN they said they are coming for our JERBS. Austin they said was the fastest growing and had the lowest unemployment 4.6% and a median income of $75k. Second reason was affordable housing. The median home price being around $240k. That's what they said anywho. Doctorate from Berkeley There's the problem right there. You still probably should've come. Austin is no backwater. There are numerous companies doing SERIOUS RESEARCH and SERIOUS BUSINESS. Plus Austin is a quirky town. It ain't no Berkeley. It has its own style and brand of weird. Just think, you might have come here and got work and you and Bonita would still be together. You might never have been homeless. You might be a well respected researcher in your own right. It's funny how life can turn like that on a single throw of the dice. I can understand, you probably felt more comfortable going back to your roots on the West Coast than taking a chance on the Third. But it is interesting to contemplate. How would your life be different now had there been no Enigma . . . ask if you can have some? I'm not following your argument, care to ELUCIDATE? I mean, I can take your comment two ways I reckon. Either you have coined a new and extremely K5 way to say "Kill Yourself". Or perhaps you intend that I could employ said Ebola to uh ur ". . . decrease the surplus population."? I don't have a clue BUT Liberia sure seems to be right there in that part of Africa where most civilized peoples do not want to be. As for there being a carrier for whom the infection is not fatal, you're not talking about maybe Bill and Melinda Gates are you? Maybe Brett and Angelina? Just making the world a better place for the beautiful people. I mean, they've already started their own human Ark so to speak. It would make a good movie anyways. Obama Seriously though, I know they accept foreign nationals. One of the things that surprised the shit out of me when I was in the Navy. Hell, one of my NCO's was from some shithole in South America. Half the Supply dept was from the South Pacific. I don't know how that all works though. I would have a hard time trusting someone like that in the field. Nah, all of them are way to clean and organized I have to clear shit off my desk before I can lay shit on my desk. Crap flows off the sides into the chairs. What do I care? I ain't never in it. I'm one of them coffee cup holding roaming the hall ignorant mother fuckers always bitching about the god damn cover sheets on the TPS reports. No I can still see the top of that desk. life is sure inconvienent for you. Always throwing up roadblocks to your personal satisfaction and desires. How dare they treat you this way. Why, if this world were truly just you would be honored as a God among men. The universe bending to your will. It is patently unfair. I don't know how I could ever find someone Do what Del did and go on an around the world drinking tour. He went from lonely and alone to having a whole family. It's like what they say about the lottery*, "You can't win if you don't play." *NOT saying it is LIKE the lottery, where you spend your last dollar and go home broke, alone, and with shattered dreams. NOT SAYING THAT AT ALL! No, that's just you and your jealous nature I have seen a trend with you getting insanely jealous to the point of attacking people, including myself, simply for them having things work out better or being more comfortable than yourself. You seem to imagine that anyone who isn't as radical as yourself must be suffering terribly and cannot possibly be happy. If they claim that they are happy then they must be lying just to fit in or impress our own peers. You take extreme pleasure in the misfortune of people like Brian Lazara for example. You can't stand it that other folks can get on with their life and enjoy themselves. You are still smarting from being banned from campus for smoking in the university library bathroom. That has become the defining moment of your life. A minor incident that occurred over a decade ago and you just cannot get past that insult to your pride. Point, set, match . . . why do my words on the friggin internet bother you at all? Never said they did champ. You are just a source of amusement for me because your jimmies are so easily rattled. If he's so happy, why does he slam Crawford? He has said why. You perhaps did not pay attention. One reason is that recently Mike claimed to be in the USMC which is not to be taken lightly. Are you happy? You seem to be ecstatic with Nimey's invitation to suck penis hanging off of every post you make, LOL. Jimmy status: EXTREMELY RUSTLED Tell you what. It's nearly October. Let's just see around Halloween, who has more hidden comments. You and your incisive wit and erudition or me and my lame insipid old-guy "comebacks". You flatter yourself with 'modbombers' like there are so many trolls holding you down. I give you one thing, the laughs never stop with you. Oh I know! SOLUTION: Have society provide for all of lil trane-y's wants, needs, and desires seeing as how he is, like a small child, utterly incapable of providing for himself. It can't be any worse than Somewhere (2010) That has to be by far the worst film ever. It's like watching your neighbors vacation videos. You would expect something to happen. But nothing ever does. At one point Dorf and his daughter are being followed by a van. Turns out to be a coincidence. You would expect them to fight but no they get along just fine and he's very supportive of his daughter. There is some mild sex but it is uninspired and hollow. It's just a mundane day in a mundane life. Nothing like the tag line at all. Says more about the marketing than the film. And what did they expect with a name like ZZyyXX or whatever? Everybody knows, you make the cover Blue and Orange and have a title like: Satan's Bloody Highway. Or Dead End to Death It does make you wonder who paid to see it. On reflection it does make you wonder who DID pay to see it. That is three adult admissions there. Six if it was a matinee. They didn't ask for their money back? Was it released in Colorado? BTW Did you watch it? How many horsecocks would you yourself award? well fuck, if it only made $30 then I doubt Anybody here saw it. true, but the film has to have someone to seed 1st Who is going to take the time and trouble to seed a $30 flick? Maybe it will show up on netflix. some guy who watched the movie might want to I hear you. But based on it's take very very few people watched it. Out of that number how many actually liked it? And out of that number how many liked it enough (or hated it enough) to seed it online? I have difficulty finding very popular films that were only released on VHS because I assume it is a major PIA to transfer those films to digital with any quality. I know I had an entire rig to do it back in the day to transfer my parents collection to SVGA and then later to DVD. It was a major PIA. I don't know how much that has improved. Even more difficult are Made-For-TV Movies from the 70's. It's just really hard to find them. I don't know about markets or players. One thing I see more often that I would like to see in both movies and music. A number of older games are being released for free. A percentage of which are released for free with source code. A lot of studios are starting to release games for free or heavily discounted. I'm not even talking about F2P where they end up making money from in-game purchases but actually free as in Gratis. "...all place the market in such reverence, it can do no wrong. Market signals override altruistism. If you didn't pay for it, it isn't worth anything. " All I can tell you guy is that maybe you hang out with the wrong people and maybe read / listen to the wrong people. Down here a lot of stuff is done share-alike. Markets and Shareholder value and ROI might as well be alien speak and the only Invisible Hand is the Hand of God. Just remember that the most educated guy in the room may not always be the smartest. And being smart doesn't make you right anymore than being the toughest guy in the room does. I have also seen that film. But then, it was a different world when you and I were teenagers than it is now. Lots of things allowed then, (alcoholism, smoking, racial stereotyping, misogyny, violence against women, homophobia, nationalism) that are verboten or frowned upon now while things that would NEVER get past the censors in those days, (nudity of any sort, adult language, homosexuality, graphic depictions of violence, casual drug use, etc.) barely raise an eyebrow these days. No, not really. Dorf does have a nice car and lives in Cali. I have a Chevy and live in Texas. He has a daughter and I have a (grown) son. He is an actor and I am not. So no, nothing like his life at all. Besides that their is little drama in his life. Nothing happens. No matter what I do there is always drama leaking in at the seams. My life would make a better movie. At least it features sex, drugs and murder. Sounds like you're more like Burt Ward If he was gay and addicted to crack and ran around nekkid in the woods. So I tried to watch this film Unfortunately, there were no seeders only leechers so I got to 65% and that was it. It wasn't enough to actually watch the movie but I got to see a good portion. It wasn't the worst actually. Production values were okay. Definitely not High School kid gets his first video camera. What dialog I heard wasn't great but wasn't even as bad as video cut-scene shit. It appeared to be a standard 90min horror film. Stars a dumb blonde that screams a lot. Her dude in shining armor who does stupid things. Suddenly a Tom Sizemore appears. I think he was supposed to be dead but now he's back or some shit. I lost audio and there was a lot of pixelation at this point so I don't know why or what he was doing. On VLC it looked like hero dude and Sizemore were fucking each other on acid. He seemed to be armed with a shovel and him and the dude went to investigate some mine or shack or something. Some shit happened that I couldn't see and then credits rolled. Based on this sample viewing I figure that it had to be the title of the film that is at the heart of the problem here. I can't give it any horsecocks but if you get a chance to see it you should if only to be able to say you watched the lowest grossing film of all time. You asked, I just tried to deliver what I could I'm sure if you lumped in every movie ever made then you would end up with crap that made a negative gross. But they don't get a mention on wikip or imdb either. Did CTS even release? I thought I read somewhere that he just OggFroged the project all together. To OggFrog - to completely abandon a project after years of considerable promotion and hype. Zen and the Art of Scooter Maintenance? House fly? The kind that enjoy laying their eggs in putrid shit? Getting pissed on would be the highlight of it's day. Personally, I think it is just one of those stickers Mgrs put in urinals to help "focus" the aim of drtunken clientele. Hey, I never troll. I'm the nicest guy on here. Not to mention they'll do the same to you if given the opportunity. My sigs always break the Reply to This Never Apply Sig means No Sig Sticky means your sig is auto covered in jizz. Retroactive replaces your current sig with copypasta from some random website. My favorite sig has always been the disclaimer at 4chan. Speaking of which, 4 chan is not long for this world. It has raised the IRE of the SJW. Blow Jobs and Socks, 1st thing to go. Indians winning to the tune 0f $544 M "It's monumental. This is the largest trust responsibility award from the United States in the history of Indian country. It will never completely redress the wrongs done to prior generations, but it's going to allow some opportunities for future generations," said Dana Bobroff, deputy attorney general for the nation. In May, an agreement was reached between members of the Navajo Nation, the U.S. Interior and Justice departments and the Bureau of Indian Affairs and will be sealed with a signing ceremony Friday at Window Rock Tribal Park in Arizona. According to the Department of Justice, the U.S. settled with 41 tribes for about $1 billion in April 2012. Since then, the government has focused on resolving other trust accounting and mismanagement cases. http://cw39.com/2014/09/25/navajo-nation-to-sign-554-million-settlement-from-u-s -government/ You are either a God or a Fool. You can't be both. Jesus, just make some tea out of mowed grass whydoncha? Friend of a friend of someone I might know occasionally went to Colorado. The things . . . ALL THE MYRIAD THINGS. Gummie Worms. Cookies. Oils. Waxes. I have never before really been so far even as decided to use go want to do look more like in my life. And I WAS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING NAVY. I have noticed a trend on K5. You know that MEME: ". . . I don't watch TV. In fact, I don't even own one."? Yeah, well, we have the same thing going on here. This, "I don't get high, it doesn't work or interferes with meds, whatever." Ok we get it. It doesn't make you special. You don't get a gold star in the Book of Life because you don't inhale. Mainly you don't have to keep reminding everybody. And if you're trane then you don't have to remind us that you're pretty much lit 24/7. We already know. I will leave you with this: Some men need some killer weed and some men need cocaine. Some men need that Cactus Juice to purify their brain. Some men need two women. Some need alcohol. Everybody needs a little something . . . But Lord, I need it all. I'm several levels of wrong But thanks for the hug bro! Mainly you don't have to keep reminding everybody. Fart Proudly! Fart Loudly! All these damn SJWs trying to silence our FARTS. Trying to shame us and make us feel guilty about a NATURAL BODY FUNCTION. They HATE us for our FREEDOM! A Blastar by any other name . . . would be as ninja. I find it amusing and quite apt that one of the top posters for a website named 'Corrosion' is Cancer Scandalous! That's offensive and intolerant. The NSA need to come and butt rape him in a secret underground bunker. "... you enter their body ... ...and force them to clean up after themselves and other stuff." So, The Sims 4 then? netflix offers that tpb doesn't Not a damn thing except convenience maybe. Depends on your setup. I love Netflix because in the US I don't care to get my Internet cut everytime my ISP gets a DMCA alert and I have to jump thru a hoop to get it turned back on. Plus, mama can work the netflix on the blu-ray. And I can watch on my tablet if I'm out and about. Even still I have a handful of private trackers on speed dial for those UNAVAILABLE THINGS. I tell you what, some things are actually worse. Mama bitches cuz Supernatural on Netflix, (she loves her Sam and Dean), the soundtrack is not the same as the on-air version. In the NF copies of the show there is generic rock. But an important feature of Dean's '67 Impala is that it only plays Classic Rock; AC/DC, Kansas, Foreigner, etc. Who knows what other shortcuts and omissions they allow? With your J/O Buddy? Is one of these your ad? According to Forbes, The Deficit has Disappeared But it seems the Government doesn't want people to know. Actually it isn't gone but it is down to about $500 B which they say is 26% lower than last year and the lowest it has been since 2008. I Am Not An Economist so feel free to fact check this. I was just a little surprised What they actually mean by disappeared is that it seems to have disappeared as a political issue. The deficit has been such a corrosive and destabilizing issue over the past six years that the Treasury's report should have provided an excuse for all of the participants in the budget debate to say something about the numbers. Whether you like them and want to take a victory lap for the lowest deficit in six years, or hate them and want to criticize a deficit that still seems high in nominal terms, last Thursday presented the kind of rhetorical opportunity that in the past would have been too good for most people to pass up. Instead there was nothing. The federal deficit that was such a big issue the past few years that it led to a government shutdown caused no response whatsoever. On the day the Treasury reported, there was no statement (other than the Monthly Treasury Report that announced the August deficit) from at the two places where it might have been expected -- by the White House or Treasury Secretary Jack Lew. The cabinet official who has direct responsibility for the budget - budget director Shaun Donovan - didn't issue a statement on the OMB website either The administration wasn't the only one to go silent. None of those most likely to be critical of the deficit such as House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) and House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI) issued a statement. The tea party leaders in the House and Senate were similarly silent. The deficit scold organizations that have been so active in the past like the Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget also didn't issue a statement last Thursday. http://www.forbes.com/sites/stancollender/2014/09/16/the-federal-budget-deficit- has-disappeared-really/ Weird, all that hullabaloo and now nothing. It's like trane is right and they knew all along that deficits don't matter. God help us all. In other News: WTF IS ON MY SAMMICH? http://finance.yahoo.com/news/found-something-gross-mcdonalds-chicken-170438548. html Image of 'mystery sauce' included in article When the food arrived, I opened up the bun. I'm not sure why. When I looked inside, I saw there was a white substance on the pickles, the bun, and at the edge of the chicken patty. . . . I took the sandwich back to the counter. When I told the cashier without being explicit what I thought the substance looked like, she laughed and said it was "tartar sauce." ... The next morning, with the help of a friend and some Googling, I determined that the whatever was on my sandwich was definitely not tartar sauce. Remember folks, tip well and don't piss off your server. And check what's under the bun too. Never ASSUME. LOL Nancy Pelosi Does the Internet Shrug Better than McJobs Now this is just horseshit Republicans are the ones that push tax-cuts for the JOB CREATORS which is just a euphemism for RICH CAMPAIGN FUNDERS. No, they do not. You are lying and slanderous We've danced this dance before you and I. Let's not do it again. You have a right to your opinion but you do not have a right to twist the facts and weave a fantasy built on a tissue of lies. At least FOX NEWS works a little to spin shit. They don't just pull shit completely out of their ass. Yes Dems raise taxes and increase services for poor, lobbyists give to those in charge. All that makes sense. You saying that Dems keep the poor poor is horseshit. Go take a look at Kansas and see how a 100% Tea-Party / Republican policy works in Real Life. See how their governor is doing. Rednecks See West, TX. see Texas City, see Education level. Financially Texas is sound, and we don't have an Income Tax. But in Healthcare, Education, Environment, Pollution, Sprawl, etc. WE SUCK COCK. That is why I am a part of the movement to change it brother. Unless you consider the poor make over 250k and own businesses and oil companies (your first link) Second link shows a T-bill going to infrastructure and job training again helping poor and disadvantaged Last three all say that lobbyists are giving to those in majority but as the mid-terms come up the money is being funneled to REPUBS in hopes they'll take over. So yep'' You lose to THE FACTS, your very own. LOL Quit trying to BS a BS'er If you ever ran a small business . . . LOL So if this passes on Thursday Then we can expect to see a bunch of douchebags wearing skirts on FridaY I reckon. Oh well. Like it really matters anymore now that we're under One World Order. all controlled by freemason illuminatis Hey I'd do the redhead lol what dusty spiderweb encased pentium 75 server Did you pull this off of? The first step is admitting you are Gay for the Crawcock TL;DR, Can you give me an Executive Summary? Does this have something to with 9-11? What is up with all the strange DDR terminology? The Freedom Pope, persecuting Fake Jews to promote Incest . . . Wait What? Is this about the rampant pederasty in the Catholic Church? Time Cube Got Religion I disagree about good for business You don't want people terrified because then they don't spend they hoard. Sure there is some gouging opportunities and scarcity benefits at first but those are short term. Ideally you want folks happy with no cares for tomorrow so they feel free to get into debt and purchase extended warranties and what have you. This is why I agree with trane on basic income and legalized drugs. Not so he can indulge himself responsibility free but because it would be wonderful for business and our economy. Lots of happy people with a little extra coin in their pocket would benefit the country immensely. And cost wise it would be just like current business welfare just some of it would come indirectly to corporations rather than in the form of a tax break or direct check or souls per acre like Monsanto collects. The obstacle is Puritan ethics of 'you don't work then you shouldn't eat' and the oddly Soviet mind-set we evidently picked up during the cold war. The one where everybody is scared to death that some one somewhere is getting a little bit more than their "Fair Share". For a country that is so anti-socialist we sure do have a hardcore broke communist mind set. Otherwise, as unintuitive as a Basic Income is, once you actually look at it, it makes a helluva lot of sense and would be more efficient than what we currently do. Don't have to have people figuring out whether you need it or deserve it. Everybody gets it. Warren Buffet would get just as much as Michael Crawford. To Warren it wouldn't be no thing. It would be like handing him a quarter. Hell he probably gives more than that away in a typical day. But to a guy like Mike it could make one hell of a difference. (Not picking on you Mike you understand just you're the best example I could think of in this forum). Now some people think well prices would rise to consume that. But prices are rising whether or not BI comes into effect and then we got that damn minimum wage which everybody knows is going up just a matter of when not if. The prices will rise true but they're not going up so much that they completely consume the rise in wage. That's like the Baptists talking about gambling here in Texas. Blood was supposed to flow in the streets. Organized mobs everywhere you go. But after many years of having the lottery and gambling legal here, the biggest racket is still the Good ol' boys in the Capitol there in Austin. Yeeeeeahh, I don't know why I got strarted off on this bullshit. I better tell the doc to cut back on them headache pills he done give me. LOL well understood phenomenon on what planet? The Moon? Damn 20 degrees! That's colder'n a well digger's ass! It's a blamy 86 here. slightly overcast. air so humid you could wring out a handful if you get thirsty. Civ V Mod New Civ: The Glorious PC Masterrace New Leader: Lord Gabe Newell Capital: Valve Unique Ability: Steam Sales (75% Reduction in Unhappiness) Unit: The Ascended Building: Gaming Shrine http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=312089017 OMG That was nostalgilific! I reckon you could do what they do in the game development and game journalism industry. Screw the boss, then the bosses boss, and so on right up to the top. Humans are "package" animals Proof Humans are Crack Animals Proof Humans are Hungry Animals Hungry enough to eat fried testicles hungry . . . Proof Humans are well-educated animals Proof Humans are foolish animals Proof Humans are fucking strange ass animals Proof And finally, humans are pretty fucking pathetic animals; Sad Proof sfw but not for the heart strings Remind me to vote you Father of the Year should you ever procreate. I'm sure the kids had access to Food. Especially in a rural area. The problem is that when the parents are high on crack they tend to neglect little things like food preparation and things of that nature. Of course the kids should go online with their Macbook Pros and take a Basic Cooking MOOC but kids just aren't always as bright as you, nor do they have your initiative to improve themselves. They really can be such a pain. I think that what is needed here is the kids should be given a holodeck simulation where they can simulate all the food they could ever want along with simulating the love of parents that cared for them and basically just simulate a better life all together. This could be funded by the Government. Alternatively, if the parents would simply share their crack with the children then the kids would not be hungry either. You sir are a true humanitarian and a credit to your species. I left it with a close friend of mine Just call (936) 594-2505 and tell them where you want to meet up to get your free crack rock. They'll hook you right up. How much did she charge you for a bump with her kid? You don't see anything wrong with your picture do you? It's all just fun and games. No one gets hurt. Just a bunch of responsible adults gathered together shooting up with children nearby. A scene right out of a Norman Rockwell. Thus drones Also something to be said for being the firstest with the mostest. Cumming in and all over the face of this Diary Dennis Rodman? Man I know you asswipes are all single-malt snobs and shit but I tell you what. This shit they call Honey Bourbon? You can get it in your favorite cheap-ass bottom shelf brand or in the high class cut-glass bottle they keep behind the counter. Shit is the shit! I put mine in the freezer get it nice and cold. then drink it straight no ice. Smooth like an AquaGlide fuck. Tasty. It ain't but about 75 proof but that is close enough for Government work and just as good an excuse as any to drink more. A bowl full of Diesel and a whiskey glass with three jiggers of Honey Bourbon. Awww cuz. DO ME NEXT! DO ME NEXT! Having that chiseled on my TOMBSTONE 'Wanted Everybody to Like Him, But Nobody Did - Can't Say He'll Be Missed' When I was a young man in school I worked as a tour guide. (Incidentally with Bill Engvall but that is beside the point) Anyways we had these little mini camping areas and each one was equipped with a trash can and grill etc etc. Thing is that only about 1/3 of the visitors would actually use the damn trash can. Most would just leave their shit out on the picnic tables like they would at a restaurant. I reckon figuring a busboy would be along to clean up behind them. I know you champion being fair and and enabling people but a lot of people aren't worth wasting time on. Robot drones silently vaporize the litterers and recycles them into fertilizer for plants and feed for animals. Eventually the litterers will get it, or it just won't be a problem. It was Angelfish by chance was it? I won't be upset if you don't click on my link becuz I dint click on urs either, it's one of them days No, he's going to rewrite OpenOffice now so it will run faster . . . Well, that is just for recreational purposes he claims. A way to relax from the rigors of his busy day waiting for callbacks and finding a warm place to sleep, and the ketchup & creamer honey holes. Life on the streets is a tough job but MDC is Gittin' 'R' Done. His real challenge is polishing ogg, uh Carnegie, uh Homeland Defen. . . I mean, well that app thing , yeah! The thing that is taking longer than Duke Nukem did you know . . . what was it? I forgot but anyways that thing. OH AND changing careers from a Master Debugging PE to a card-carrying world-class set designer, playwright and Grand Thespian. Kuro5hin.org Password The Password is _____ The 1st clue is: SUPPORT For Nine Points The clue is MEDICAL For Eight Points The clue is CAST For Seven Points The clue is HOBBLE For Six Points The clue is CRATCHIT And now for these important words from our sponsors . . . For Five Points The clue is CRIPPLED Shit, this was supposed to be top lvl comment handing over your password I already left once. I wouldn't give away this alt because I use it all over everywhere. Like el locorogero does. If I did want to leave 4eva I would just randomize my pw and logout from all. Nah, I was playing Password but I guess no one else wanted to play. Too busy trying to solve the software problem and troll each other I reckon. So Solly, show is cancered for rack of latings You are correct! Unfortunately, the game was cancelled. I think K5 would have fun with some games, only problem would be to set it up where it was fair and long-form. I don't think anyone really 'twigged' to what was going on in this Diary. My fault really. Damn, 51 years young, From beautiful Port Jervis Chilling in the Bronx, a wonderfully sunny borough of the City so fucking nice they named it Twice. And the owner of a sweet cherry 05 Honda CRV--in some reports a 05 Pilot, either way that's like only a 10 yr old car it probably has less than 250,000 miles on her. How could anyone commit suicide in that state? I bet it was just an accidental auto-erotic asphixiation gone wrong. You know those guys beat it hard core buddy. SCHPROCKETS! TOUCH MY MONKEY! TOUCH IT! Now I am az happy az ze little girl. WHOOPS Wrong fucking hole! He'll just use it to <3 his own comments An Army circlejerk of one. Errybody all AGOG at Apples Puny Watch Over at the Intel Dev Forum they had the iKeg. "Who wouldn't want a keg that would signal you when empty, and automatically request a replacement after being tapped out? Such was the justification for the iKeg, which Intel showed off at its Developer Forum. It's research. Yeah." Or the Synapse mind-controlled dress that senses rapists approaching and flashes a warning. And the way cool Robotic Spider Dress. These are powered by the Edison chip. I don't follow your argument Care to elucidate? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Here he is . . . born to be King, he's the prince of the Universe! Crawford is Immortal, he has inside him Blood of Kings. (YEAH!) He has no rival, no man can be his equal! He has come to be the ruler of our world! It's not too bad. Watched it myself recently Revolves around a device that has the ability to record peoples experiences. The major use is porn of course. The guy 'dealing' the tapes is like an ex-cop and he gets drawn into this twisted murder and political conspiracy setup. I *know* I have watched this film But I couldn't remember it. So I went to IMDB and read the Full Summary and I still couldn't remember it although I remember that cover very well and I swear I watched it before. But trying to recall it just brings up clips of Dark City in my mind's eye. Weird? Glitch in my Matrix perhaps? Speaking of The Matrix. From IMDB's summary it seems The Thirteenth Floor is more like TRON meets Inception meets MIB 2. Seriously, half a horsecock, obviously a very forgettable movie. Done this myself many times. It truly is a disturbing experience. I don't quite understand. One of your links is bad "Permission Denied". But I'm think your point is that for this movie it appears one way in some ads and a totally different way in another ad? I'm aware that minor style change is often the case but in my experience most films do use a fairly consistent style across channels. Maybe this one is a fluke? One reason is like a big hit movie will come out and then in the dvd bin or Netflix there will often be titles that are very similar. It really pisses off the old lady when she queues one up and it isn't the film she expected. As a consumer of Beer, BBQ, Tex-Mex and Beans I welcome them to come give me a sniff test. If they dare. Where was she carrying? In her ass? Oh and your news is Old news here. You got to keep up with current events. United Tools? I think he is accusing US of participating in some no-post, Internet Moment of Silence crap. Since we posted no Diaries. Unfortunately, I had a lot of fucking things to say today, (none of which concerned 9/11) therefore I did not say them here. We have a Female Democrat running for Governor of Texas. I have to rile up the Base! Turn Texas BLUE. Yee-haw! You know, I ain't never been to California I wouldn't know what to do with myself. Fact a business, until that polecat snake-in-the-grass Bill Clements came along Texas was Blue. Although the truth is that Texas has always been for whomever would keep the niggers and the wetbacks in line. I want a Blue state because I'm sick of these stick up their butt Conservatives and retard redneck Tea-Partiers running shit. I don't give a fuck if I have to press 1 for English. God damn Austin Congress Critters can't wipe their ass without checking with the Baptist Pope or whomever runs that racket. And Fuck Ted Cruz. God damn he's done such a WONDERFUL job in Washington for all us good ol' boys back home. Shit. The only constituency Cruz represents is Ted Fucking Cruz. He can choke on a super-sized bag of Mexican cock. What day is it? I think it is Thursday. Why? You got a plane to catch? Apple will win while losing I'm not at all surprised. I have an Android tablet but people always refer to it as an iPad. Google it, means do a search on an Internet search engine. It doesn't necessarily mean you have to use Google. Have a Kleenex, means here is some facial tissue to blow your nose. It doesn't have to be Kleenex brand facial tissue. iPad is becoming the generic term for any tablet like device. Be it an actual Apple iPad or Samsung or Nexus. Or just some other generic cheap chinese knockoff like MS Surface. Wonder what they expect to get from MineCraft? $2 BILLION DOHLLARS. That's a Lotta Cheese. . . Check out Dell's iPad Dell Venue 8 7840 Sometimes you really frighten me, I consider myself educated and fairly intelligent. However, sometimes reading a diary like this I wonder about all the things I think that I 'know' about that were I to type them out in a diary here would reveal to all the abyssal depths of my ignorance. Well, see, there you go Exposing my ignorance. You are the first and only person that I can recall telling me that Thermodynamics had fuck all to do with Econ. Perhaps you've been reading articles by folk that are embarrassed that Economics is a soft science compared to Physics which is a hard science. So in order to edumacate myself I did Hard and Deep Scientific Research (Google) and come up with "Thermodynamics applied to Economics" and it said thusly: Thermoeconomics is a school of heterodox economics . . . Heterodox economics refers to methodologies or schools of economic thought that are considered outside of "mainstream economics", often represented by expositors as contrasting with or going beyond neoclassical economics. So, uh handwaving and quackery? Why then are you wasting any time on this bullshit? What is next, you going to prove the moon isn't made of green cheese or what? There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch I agree with that. I don't see how it comes from Thermodynamics. Somebody somewhere had to 'pay' for that lunch. It's pretty obvious. Even if you start yelling about debt doesn't matter and all that. Somewhere somebody had to do something in order for that lunch to 'come to be'. It doesn't have to involve lifting mass in a gravitational field either. I think you just want to BELIEVE that you can get something for nothing. That is a WISH. Just like your Holograms and Final Solutions. Even with a Basic Income somebody has to implement the shit. If not then why do we need a Basic Income in the first place? If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. I think maybe you need to put down that magnifying glass and smoke a little less. Even in Nature, TANSTAAFL. Somebody is going to pay. Somedays it's the Windshield, somedays it's the Bug. I'm a big believer in Luke 12:27 but I know that the lilies came from something and it didn't involve lifting mass in a gravitational field either. (photons have no mass). So I think you are going the wrong way around the tree and my original comment in this diary stands. Bank A exists, Bank B exists They employ people. You say, 'the money came out of thin air! Free Lunch!' But that is because you only look at the money. Just like the fool eating the "free lunch". To that guy, hey free lunch. But it ain't because there is a whole infrastructure that exists to deliver that lunch. You focus on one part and go WOW! Magic! But it ain't. I've told you before You equate being foolish and being a fool with being stupid and being an idiot. This is not true. The fool can often be the most insightful person in the room. The idiot never is. Yes The parents won't be mad if your boy has learned to treat girls with some dignity and respect. I bet you were a pillow fucker I Assume we can start using his Name now? I mean, he's not likely to sue rusty anymore right? Angelfish has no 'pornstar' girlfriends He just tries to cover up that his girlfriends are all in middle school & Jr High. I suspect from his recent diary that another 12 y.o. broke up with him so he intends to go online and wank furiously to lolicon. You and Vinigga, are on THE LIST now. I think I may have Juvenile Hemorrhoids Yes I know fifty years old is a little late to be figuring this out. Perhaps "Hemorrhoids" is not the right word for it but I often do quite definitely have a pain in my ass. That is I have no need of Preparation H or other medicine. However there are actually many different kinds of pains in the ass. If I feel too much of any one type, or a little too much for too long, it affects me mentally. I first identified this when I was sixteen. I asked my mother not to put hippie granola crap in my lunch anymore. As much as I appreciated her affectionate effort, opening my lunch box and seeing that was such a pain in my ass I could not follow the fifth period lesson. My daddy, (who was NOT in the NAVY) but used Alcohol to live to a ripe old age. And his daddy who was a teetotaler and also lived to a ripe old age both of them experienced extreme pain in their ass at times. It's a goddamn mystery, like fucking magnets. Magnets even give me a pain in my ass. Some people claim that I am a major pain in their ass! But I reckon that is all in their own mind. Recently all hell broke loose mentally when I was in the slammer. "HELLO SHITHEAD!" shouted Deputy Sheriff. "Does your name tag say 'Sheriff' because you are a Sheriff, or because your name is Sheriff?" "Shut the fuck up and bend over Asshole!" The Deputies all love me. I'm very popular with the corrections people. They don't call it 'The Pokey' for nuthin'! Juvee Assboogers more likely. I got in touch with my inner self today I'm never using cheap toilet paper again. I know the difference between a scooter a motor scooter, a mobility vehicle and a moped. Because I have owned at least one of each at one point in time or another. Also mini-bikes, three-wheelers, and quad-runners. I have never owned an actual full size street legal motorcycle although I have ridden Yamahas, Hondas and Harley-Davidsons. I did have a little yellow Suzuki dirt bike for a little while. Right up until that goat incident anyways. When I was a teenager I was also proficient on horseback. In San Antonio my friends and I would go to this place called Kickers Korner and ride a bull or bronc. Lots of fun. I don't reckon I could do any of that now. TIT FOR TAT? Tit for Tat "An agent using this strategy will first cooperate, then subsequently replicate an opponent's previous action." I didn't know the origin of the phrase but Deep Scientific research (Google) says it comes from 'Aye, I shalt insert only mine tip for every tap of thine.' Or something like that. Basically it means whatever you do to me I will do to you likewise. TIT FOR TAT K5 Hookup Something shady 'bout them chickens Can't quite put my finger on it though. Panty Status: Twisted, Jimmy Status: Rustled You can have my double barrelled penis extension when you pry my cold dead fingers from around it. I would wash it off first but you're more'n welcome to it soon as I'm done . . . it won't be but a minute. Hardly, I'm happy as a pig in shit. I just wonder if dudes would get upset if groups of women shouted 'COCK!' at them all the time? I guess I'd have to ask Lil Debbie. Of course you have every right to be angry As well you have every right to tell people it's happening. The rest of that though, I don't know what response you expect. Maybe no response at all. (Keep my damn mouth shut) I am sorry you had that happen to you. My comments above are not intended to trivialize your experience. I only said anything at all because you appeared to attack k31 from out of nowhere. I continued, after you explained what you were angry about, not making fun of you but turning the joke on me. I am daft or well, clueless I guess. I don't have a parallel experience to draw on. I'm an old white male mother fucker so I have tons of privilege. Intellectually, I know how rough it is for women. I've seen that with my grandmother, my mother and even my wife. I couldn't put up with half the shit they do. Sure I can imagine it happening and how I would react if it happened in my presence or where I was in a position to do something about it. But I can't really imagine having to deal with that on a regular basis. Truthfully, I'm not much better than those dudes. While I wouldn't yell TITS at some woman I don't know, I'm also not going to fart at the dinner table. That is just rude shit and wrong. However I still am going to smile at the pretty girls and perhaps admire them. I'm going to tell dumb blonde jokes. I'm going to talk about the women on TV and I'm going to get smacked upside my head by my wife. How she has dealt with my bullshit for over 30 yrs I couldn't tell ya. Thanks for spelling it out That is not sarcasm. I really didn't see it the way you did and I doubt that many men would. Something I'm going to have to think about. Reminds me of that diner scene in Super Troopers Open your throat, relax the jaw and don't forget to cup the balls. U Fool, this has nothing to do with ObamaCare The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Will you stroke my ego too? I think the vandalism was committed by that Burger King mascot from TV. He is one creepy looking dude and likes to pull pranks. The evil SOB probably did it and then blamed it on somebody else. That Burger King dude, what a prick. At first reading I didn't realize your username was DavidTennantsTeeth and I thought it was a strange expletive that your boss used. In addition to getting towed I'm sure their would be a hefty fine. Obviously he knows this already and probably feels that paying the tow fee and the parking fine is worth the cost. He pretty much has no conscience whatsoever since he is taking up not one but two handicap spaces so I seriously doubt shaming will have any effect. The only choice you have then is to go in and break the guys legs in a way that he can legitimately park there. Problem solved, everyone is happy. I never once thought that that saying meant that humans only used 'literally' 10% of their brain. Like a V8 engine using only a single cylinder. Further, I believe that anyone who takes the phrase at face value may be proving the point of the phrase. Rather, I feel that it may be true that most humans only use a percentage of their brains potential. Now that may be 10% or 50% or whatever. In other words people could be smarter if they tried a little harder. This would be like a V8 engine firing on all cylinders but never going above say 1000RPM When i was younger I was very nervous about tipping because even having grown up in the US I didn't really understand how it should work or how much was enough or too much. Thanks to the Internet and articles like this I feel very comfortable tipping. When I go out I want to relax and have fun not worry over a few dollars. And I am damn sure going to tip and if I err it will be to overtip some rather than undertip. I don't want to piss off the person serving my food or drinks. Too much possibility of something 'accidentally' all over my steak or in my drink. "Is that butter sauce? I didn't know it came with butter sauce." Spring Break, San Padre 1836! WOOT! And up and down and up and down just like my balls in winter. Lies, 'I'll be upgrading to the latest Scoop' riiiiight You think that's bad, you should see how she changes channels on the HDTV. You remember how Chuck Norris was famous for all those round-house kicks? "911 What is your Emergency?" "Yes, there is a fly in my soup!" "You called Emergency Services because there is a fly in your soup?" "Yes, there is a fly in my soup." "What makes you think that is an Emergency?" "I think he's drowning . . ." Congrats on the good work there and a good story. However, and nothing against you Snuffy, I wonder if this kind of thing is what gives so many people the idea that anything technical can be fixed in just a few minutes if one just knows the right button to push and that any time a support person says it will take time and cost money to repair something they must be lying. "$200 Bucks? Just to fix a <device>? You're full of crap and just trying to rob me! . . . How do I know? Because my daughter's boyfriend fixed it the last time and all HE had to do was push two buttons and it was done in a couple of minutes!" Right, I was thinking more of the general sense than this particular incident. During the holiday season recently passed I spent a lot of time being 'shopped out' to family, friends, for tech help. Many problems are solved with a few minutes on Google and a click here and a button press there. So I'm as much to blame for giving people the impression that most any technical problem can be solved in minutes. Based on the username, I would be very concerned right now if I was a deep-fried pastry. Obviously, "Salty Sailor boy brushes hair of stone cold fox while admiring pussy." Tessa Coates, Trading Standards Officer at Notts County Council, said: "We are not aware of an eBay scam of this nature. . . . " Don't reckon they go online much there in Notts County. So does this mean we'll start seeing advertisements with . . . A Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Far Away . . . Benedict Cumberbatch as Jar Jar Binks! "Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks!" JAAAAAAAARRR JAAAAAAARR!!! Thanks for the tip. Too expensive to automate when labor is so cheap in Hell. Plus there is an art to poking well that just cannot be replicated by machine. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Well that is better than TDILDO$ I guess But uh, you're still going to stroke my uh, ego. Right? Who shit in the cornbread? The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I think it is more of a fetish The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator You could shut us all the hell up By simply shipping. Yeah, you got some feature, a slider, some new maps etc etc. I understand that. BUT I also understand that every three days to a week EVERY APP I HAVE GETS AN UPDATE. So, if the thing works then put it up. You can update/patch later. Tighten up that drawing thing, add some more apps. Fine tune the slider. Until then you can tell us you're going to SHIP REALSOON NOW till you're blue in the face. You have been saying that for YEARS. YES LITERALLY YEARS. What is it the physicists say? "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof" So your extraordinary proof is having an App in the app store. Don't misunderstand me. It is YOUR app. It is none of MY business when you ship it. However, as much shit as I have given to you during your tenure here I really would like to see you succeed. I don't know who else would admit it but I reckon I'm not the only one. BUT once again, you have to put up the goods. We've heard the stories, we've heard the excuses. To us they're just smoke screens. Put us in our place. I dare you. Put the egg on our face. I dare you. Respond to this comment with, not Yet Another excuse but a link to the app in iTunes or whatever. Kick the ball through the goal post. Personally, I'm not holding my breath. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Silly girl. We're 'bothered' probably as much as you are 'concerned'. I can't speak for Del but personally, yes, it IS annoying when someone goes around as pompously as Mike does. Trying hard to impress us with his self-proclaimed Genius. Why do we give a shit about anyone on here? Why does Del being bothered bother you enough to make a comment? Truly, the MAN himself fashioned this petard. Don't blame us when he gets hoisted by it. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Think of it as Tough Love. or Rough Sex. I have trouble distinguishing between the two. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator The only ISIS worth paying any attention to. Krieger's response to Obama destroying ISIS. 'Just the tip' of the spear. The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Well they could always start a religion go on TV and demand that viewers send them money. It worked for old Pat. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Putin, " I have no idea what you mean. I am a peaceful man, a man who welcomes diversity. Why the very KGB from where I started has just instituted a homosexual outreach program. No longer must they hide in closets. If they come out to us we will take special care of them. The west has been spreading lies and propaganda. There are no Russian troops in Ukraine. The innocent troops which have been illegally detained were there on vacation. They were bird watching and mistakenly stepped over the border just a bit. The idea is ludicrous. Why, I could take Keiv in two weeks if chose to do so. As for paying ISIL millions of rubles, why should I when the British seem to be supporting them well enough already? The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator "why don't you just go hiking..." You don't understand hunter culture. Guys that hunt for sport see, to them, the rifle is an extension of their penis. Shooting the animal with their friend is a shared rape experience. You know they aren't going to be supporting their family with Elk meat. They're not even going to donate the meat to a Food Bank. They just want to ejaculate their seed into the animal. You can tell how sexualized it is from the fact that all they want to bring back to commemorate the experience is a "Rack" or "Head". The larger the rack of course the more skilled you are as a hunter, (in their culture.) Taking pictures would be to them like stalking females in the park to get upskirt shots. It wouldn't be the same. Yes, the virtual rape and murder is necessary. It is a form of male primate bonding. You should have joined him. You could have been there to thank the animal for giving up its life for the sexual pleasure of these men. You could have then told them of a prime spot you knew about deep in the woods. While they slept you could have removed their weapons, gear and clothing. In the early morning you could avenge the elk by hunting the hunters with your machete. You could bring balance back to the wilderness. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century." "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." "People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made." "I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery." "A man can sleep around, no questions asked. But if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she's a tramp." "A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and wake Mommy before noon." "No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card." "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." -- Joan Rivers I wonder if E!'s Fashion Police will be checking and dissing her funeral dress? They probably don't have the balls. But Joan would. I vote we make her an honorary kuron post-humorously. Did mommy kiss it and make it all better? The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator LOL, you get squicked by the scrunchie After she admitted that she had drank the coffee and it tasted weird. Spoiled cream she says. Indeed. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Adorno was loving it But Cruz wanted it his own way. This is really a dog bites man story. I mean, an old homeless guy attacks and stabs a younger man (a younger man that is fit enough to bike from MD to FL) It's like one of those 98 yr old spinster beats off attackers stories. Homeless dude got tired of being the victim. Plus you know that prick Adorno said some shit and started the shit. But you know in this country you're guilty until proven credit-worthy. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Witnesses say Adorno stumbled into the restaurant See kids, never seek 1st Aid treatment in the McDonalds. They don;'t have videos for that. hang up on your girlfriend and call 911. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Cook is Genius Appleistas are part of a cult that would rather die than accuse The White God with the Round Corners of wrong doing. Why they might get excommunicated and be forced into fornication with the evil Android. But now, all that data has been 'compromised' so it is now pretty much 'Open Season' for data mining and selling the Data Ore to others. They couldn't do this previously because then people would know it had been leaked. But if the data is already 'hacked' then it isn't Apple's fault that data showed up somewhere it shouldn't have been. It's just 'Out There Bro!' like in the Cloud cloud Cloud. Not iCloud but like the urScrewed Cloud. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator That was nostalgiaphile He was using google to find a way to kill ants and the ants invaded the server. One thing led to another and now the FBI is involved. Fucking ants man, they're a real bitch. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Dude, They're BOOBS I mean, obsession? THEY'RE BOOBS. What's up with Brits and their love of bum? Bum in the morning, Bum & chips at noon. Biscuit in your Bum for tea. And Mum and her Bloody Bum for supper! Ants, let me tell you what you do. Gather up all your shit and move. You can't win. All the good shit that actually kills ants they don't sell anymore. Because stupid bullshit like "causes birth defects" and "leeches into ground water" The shit they have now the ants eat it like we eat hot pepper. Just for the kick. Just move dude. Grab your boobs and haul ass. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator illegal to live in a vehicle Then what is a Walmart parking lot for? The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Okay I'm a little fucked up here but check it. 1st two paras are gold. Smooth well-paced opener. Now, it's not GOOD because the punchline "It's carbonated with farts" is a funny line but it's not enough to POW trip the funny bone. I'm thinking you need to tie together the beautiful virgin and the It's carbonated with farts. Because seriously what is funnier than a beautiful virgin farting into fine champagne? So the way I see it is you skip over the girl to the HMS Victory . . . And then have the customer start saying like And with all the BS it still retains a touch of childish innocence. Then lead the listener by having him say like, I suppose you'll tell me that the grapes were crushed under the freshly washed, clean feet of the most beautiful virgin in the village? <tighten that long-wind thing.<p> And then the prop guy can say like no, actually it's because we have this 12 yr old girl here that carbonates it with her farts. HA HA Mother fucking HA Take me to LOL Town! Well, still could use some work but I think that might be a start for you. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Damn, we're not writing for Don Rickles here. It's just let's make a new joke. Damn. you weren't always a Level 247 Hoopstress. Who pissed in your Cheerios? The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I've been putting a lot of time on GTA5 I know it is a console game but that ain't MY fault. On the gaming PC, I got TombRaider 2013, I had fun for awhile but havent picked it up again in a while. Dishonored was cool. I went through 2x. Now it came out free for xbox live gold members so I may run through again on the console. Skyrim i quit because it looks grand but there just isn't anything really to hold you. Need for Speed Most Wanted is alright. They gave away the Sims 2 with all the dlc so I got it fuck it it's free but that got boring REAL quick. Nothing really new. I still have game from last year I haven't even loaded yet. And Live keeps giving away decent ass games even if I have a lot of them already. Now I got em digital like. Till the servers go I reckon. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Bible Verses may not be what we want but it is what we need. Bible Verses is the only thing standing between kuro5hin and the flames of perdition. What with all the blasphemy, idolatry, animal sacrifice, bestiality, child pornography, self-abuse, virtual adultery, sodomy (both oral and anal), hooping, larceny, paganism, and REN FAIRE WEDDINGS! Yes we should thank BV for placating the Lord and keeping our servers from temptation and cleansed of evil. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator /drops mic /trips over cord . . . Hay KayFive Was busy and didn't mention this yesterday. What a difference a year makes. Time flies when you're having fun . . . Nothing left to say . . . Thanks but i didn't do nuthin it was her b-day yesterday. 1 whole year I don't know where the time goes. The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Sun was too bright. But yeah I hear what you are saying, at least I don't have to worry bout it. That's my boy's problem. My only job is to spoil silly. Happier Baby - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Imma be watchin you! ;-) - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Thank you The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I dunno, never thought about it really uh feeling my face it seems I just might have high cheek bones. Never been a real issue. Does it turn you on? - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Thank you HHD Believe me, I am. I mean to say that I thought about it hard before I did it. It wasn't just point and click. Measure twice cut once. I would indeed hate to see a shoop-de-whoop ala Rustina.jpg. On the other hand, I have spoken to my daughter-in-law. Not just about K5 but posting in general. She is the kind of woman who grew up with this tech and she lives her life 'Out Loud' so to speak so these images are already out there and anyone wanting to be malicious or mean spirited wouldn't have to dig deep to find stuff to make me uncomfortable. My real name is associated with this account and if you know just a bit about me you can Google tdillo and come up with plenty of shit to make me uncomfortable. However, there comes a point when we can't be afraid to hoop by the lake just because of some miscreant hoodlums looking to cause trouble. We have to stand our ground and give em hell about grabbing the pink hoop. Otherwise we can't have any fun at all. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I could do without being immortalised You'll just let the llama get all the credit. :-) - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I can't say as I blame you for that! I surely hope there are no pics of me naked on the net. I would not want to be the cause of that much pain and suffering. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Thank you and don't sweat it. We had JDub late or rather later than usual, I mean we were married for a few years before we decided to have children. I was overseas and on the seas too much at first and that was hard enough she didn't want to be a virtual single-parent on top of it. The boy he had to sew wild oats first and then settle down, find the right woman and then they traveled a bit first. From your diaries it seems your children haven't been out of college very long so just give them time. Nature has a way of taking it's course. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Believe it or not I've been saying this for years We should have made them a territory ages ago. Also all this empire building we do and then we bug out. WTF? We invade Iraq. We should make it a US territory. Like Puerto Rico. Fuck this nation building shit. It's like catching a bass and throwing it back. Take these places over, teach the kids English and get em to liking burgers and fries. Hearts and Minds. Hearts and Minds. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator We didn't bug out We're still in Germany and Japan. I don't know how big a presence nor how long we did Japan. But Germany? wow. Then there is Korea also. Now compare those to the places we bugged out of. Big difference. Okay, Googled and it says, 'As of 2013, there are approximately 50,000 U.S. military personnel stationed in Japan, along with approximately 40,000 dependents of military personnel and another 5,500 American civilians employed there by the United States Department of Defense.' Then it says there are about 43k troops (that's just troops not dependents and civilians) in Germany. Compare to Iraq where we bugged out. And from what I read we bugged out completely, as in zero, zilch. Just 'So long and thanks for all the fish!' Now we have what, maybe a couple K there? And that's only because of the shit going down. Also, I never said that Nation Building was bad or didn't work. I just said fuck it. If we are going to act like an Empire then let us BE an empire. Take over a country, oust the leaders, invest in the infrastructure, etc etc. It should be our territory now. Don't throw the fish back. And we should do that to Mexico and Central America. They want to live and work here so bad lets do a deal. They could send some of those frustrated police officers and Lil Debbie down there to crack a few heads. I would say do the same to Canada but I'm afraid they might just kick our ass. They're so polite all the time I just don't trust them. Those are the ones you really have to keep an eye on. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator DISCLAIMER: I ALWAYS LOSE MY ASS IN RISK I'm a tactical guy, never was all that good at big picture strategy. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator You mentioned the devil and look who showed up. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Sent you Civ 1 with copy protect key and manual The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Yahoo blocked EXE's Sending a link NOW via Dropbox. Should be in your INBOX already. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator It hasn't been over 2000 years We, you and I and most others on K5 live in a sort of bubble. It seems to young people that we live in a very enlightened age, one that has been in existence for quite some time. But that isn't true. Many things have only recently become accepted truth. And in most of the world and some areas even here, the things that we hold self-evident are not evident at all. There will be room for this culture for quite some time I am afraid. You might as well be wishing for a Basic Income. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator It hasn't been 200 yrs We, you and I and most others on K5 live in a sort of bubble. It seems to young people that we live in a very enlightened age, one that has been in existence for quite some time. But that isn't true. Many things have only recently become accepted truth. And in most of the world and some areas even here, the things that we hold self-evident are not evident at all. There will be room for this culture for quite some time I am afraid. You might as well be wishing for a Basic Income. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator What is wrong with buckets? You People! Iced Head I made an anonymous donation. Of Shit. In a bucket. Or perhaps it was a bucket like container. I would avoid it. It has quite a head. A man wrote an app for the App Store. The whole point was to get a job and make money and assist serious Life research. But in order to get out of finishing it he decided to become a marine. Or perhaps it was all just a dream. Bill Gates did it. He shit in a bucket and sent it to Africa. His shit was all $100 bills. The man doesn't even have to wipe his ass. He just shits money and it wipes itself. We're all idiots, I guess. Building our own power apps and level to pour the bucket on our head? Everyone who installed iTunes is an idiot, a stupid cunt, who just should have donated money instead. The fake marine that tried to write a warped app should have wrote a F2P Game called 'Living with Schizoaffective Disorder' with all female characters. He would be shitting in buckets. Perhaps he does already? Will dumping ICE WATER on your head cure you of running nekkid in the woods? NOPE! It just makes you afraid of vaginas and wanting cheap hugs. I make anonymous posts to many forums. To find the ICE for many HEADS. Usually with my Pals paid account. I don't even pay taxes. I don't want to support disabled trolls to post shit buckets on Internets. You mean the one you keep telling yourself about the COMING SOON apocalypse that will result in the collapse of civilization as we know it; the great die-off of all the stupid, fat, lazy and otherwise undesirables; the rise of intelligent and rational libertines like yourself to prominence, power and riches? That lie? - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator We had Pol Pot and lots of shit We just didn't have the ability to click a link and see it. That didn't mean it wasn't happening. Even worse shit than that was going on way way before my time and they did it OUT IN THE STREET. Ever heard the term Drawn and Quartered? Heard a story about Japanese POWs from a guy that was there. The US forces in the Pacific had these turncoat Japs working for them to translate, assist in 'extracting' info that sort of thing. Anyways this story involved simple dehydrated potatoes or some such given to starving prisoners. Then having gorged themselves they were given water. This was done by the Jap interrogators not the Army guys. ANYways hilarity soon ensued. You think this is all new. I refer you to Ecclesiastes 1:9 In fact, I have the idea that what goes on these days is probably pretty tame compared to what our ancestors got up to. The term 'eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth' ain't just a metaphor. But like you yourself say, 'Keep telling yourself the lie and maybe it will come true.' The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I mentioned Cambodia, non apocalyptic And there was Korea, Vietnam, Lebanon, Israel, Columbia, all well within the modern age and atrocities piled on to atrocities. WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FUCKING POINT That you simply don't have one. Just a weird fantasy. I imagine you are still young enough. Go enlist. Volunteer to go over there and experience some of that stuff first hand. Drink it in and get yourself a belly full. Come back and talk to me afterwards and lets see how you feel about it then. Deal? - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator None that I am aware of, But that is not to say that we haven't had a number of homegrown terrorists either. It was very common in the 70's for youths to renounce their 'slave' name and turn to militancy and 'rebelous' religions. Thing was shit was rough then. Economy wise. Job wise. And now here we are with a bad economy and high unemployment. Does it seem all that odd to you that some people are going to turn to these groups in hard times? It doesn't necessarily indicate the end of the world. Well anyways, my original remark was flippant. I think you are wrong. I think in the big picture things will click right along just fine. You think we're on the verge of armageddon. Only time can tell. One thing I think we do agree on is that positive change is going to be slow in coming until the current herd of boomers die off. Yes I probably fit in that category but that is okay. I know my time is coming. Unlike some others my age though I do have faith in the future generations. Maybe not YOUR generation so much but the following ones, yeah I think they're going to do things right. They're not going to have many of the advantages that my generation had, but they will have other advantages of which mine never dreamed. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Now you know the secret behind wet t-shirt contests. The cold beer / water slips over your skin so quickly and the whole thing is very refreshing and it is a statement against all those haters. It also has many . . . uh . . . health and beauty benefits. At least two that I can think of . . . and I do think about them often . . . As my grandpappy used to say, 'Can you imagine walking through a field of those barefooted?' - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator The High Holy Rod of Arrtans was swole . . . from over fifty light touches of the maidens, burning in their need and desire. The Lady Lysa wore a black silk thong. The moon-and-falcon tattooed on her right breast. Her nipples pierced with pearls. Since she did not look the sort to join the Night Harem, Tyrion could only imagine that she had decided minimal clothing to be appropriate garb for Royal Orgy. She even neglected to don a masque. The large bed beside her was empty, no doubt the 'Little Lord' of Eyrie was off somewhere masturbating with a servant. He seldom attended the Orgy, he did not come by the title 'Little Lord' lightly. Tyrion was thankful for that much, at least. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Sin City in the RAW! Link is SFW unless, you know, you should be working instead of watching YouTube and generally fucking around on the net like me. Oh SHIT! Boss Key!, Boss Key!, Boss Key! [EXCEL SPREADSHEET] - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator All I remember is Frodo looking all fucked up The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Sounds like we need to send you guys more Opium. The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Forgive me but what does this give you I'm not thinking clear so I should keep my mouth shut. BUT . . . Unlike metric weights and metric distances and all that good stuff using metric time doesn't give you any benefit over 24hr time. 8hrs of work, 8hrs of sleep, 8hrs of fucking off fits our human rhythms pretty well it seems. Metric time is just going to throw that off. Further, you are still going to have problems with leap deciseconds and that shit to make sure that it 'lines up' with the sun and holidays and all that. What a mess. Now, I think metric time isn't a totally bad idea. Instead of starting with the day though we need to start with seconds. Define a second first and then move from there. Throw out completely the idea of minute and hour and day. You would only have centiseconds and kiloseconds and so on. You start second 0 at some point (I nominate the instant the Singularity first became self-aware) and begin counting from there. Now this time is not going to 'line up' with anything in nature. It would be independent and universal like a good measure should be. The cool thing is that it should be fairly straightforward to take a known metric time and convert it to any fucking time you wanted. Days, Fortnights per Furlong, High Holy Holidays, Aztec Calendar, Stardate, what the fuck ever. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator You idiots, I hope your dick is longer than your memory. trane has posted 10000 comments, 0 stories, and 335 diaries. trane wasn't silenced. He did it himself to keep that nice 10k figure. I guess it means something to him. But anyways, he never got shitcanned on the trane account. You all are thinking of when he was going around as donnalee. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator '. . . I give a shit about the faggot.' You wrote the diary, not I. Wexel Pixel noted that trane was doing so as a 'comment' the other day. Neither Wex nor I gave a shit enough to post an entire diary. But interestingly enough you did. You obviously give "some" shit about the faggot. Perhaps related to his numerous pathetic and limp wristed attacks on your person. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Not so much him in particular just the site in a general way. But I think I have been gay for most everyone here at one time or another. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator He claims he is a panty-ass POG fuck him. You all get that it is a joke. Right? The title is THE EXPENDABLES. This is a romp. Not expected to be any better than Snakes on a Plane or Sharknado. Just some over-the-hill EXPENDABLES fucking around using catch phrases and just having a good old time. I haven't seen any of them because I realize it is just a big PULL MY FINGER (or in Arnold's case; Goh ahead, pool my fingah, nothing will happen, I promase!) I bet Expendables 4 will take place in SPACE, probably THE MOON. (Or mebbe they'll just ship their ass to Mars) - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I am convinced that in the future Sharknado will be hailed as a Masterpiece. It is a cutting satire and scathing social commentary on our current POP CULTURE obsessions and the struggle between Science as Religion and Religion as Science. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Oh BTW I see Liam Neeson is coming out wTAKEN 5 There was Taken, Taken 2, Taken 3, Taken 4(Non-Stop) and Taken 5(A Walk Among The Tombstones). He sure is milking that 'what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.' schtick. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Looks like shorts and big baggie pants are the going style. Seriously though, I figure they're not wearing kilts or dog collars or anything. Just dress like you would normally. They're going to tell you're a tourist and probably American no matter what you wear. And Dr Who? Why does British TV look like it was filmed in someones basement? - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator I like that 'therp'. Nice word. Well that story explains a lot. I know you are not the violent type. Hard language rather than hard fists. Yet in this instance I think it would be therapeutic to kick the dogshit out of this 'therp'. I believe it would cure, if only for a short while, any depression you might have. - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator Sex, Lies, Videogames - The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator You need to get out and do something. Leave the Science and Econ to those that were not busy smoking up in the restroom. In movies and on TV you see POW's asked, "name, rank and serial number." This stems from the third Geneva Convention, (Captivity), but its purpose is not exactly what it seems. It's true that prisoners of war have to provide their name, rank and serial number (as well as date of birth), but this is not only for identification purposes. It is also to assure that the person be treated "according to his rank or status." If an officer fails to make known that he is an officer, he can't be granted the privileges due an officer. Is you an Occifer, SIR? Or do you WORK for a living? Fucking leathernecked, jar-head, POG-ass mother fucker. Hell maybe he is in the WA State Natl Guard I mean, it must be pretty hard to recruit anyone around there with a clean pisstest these days. They needed a CYBERWARRIOR. Introducing the CYBER SOLDIER of the FUTURE TODAY! Instills FEAR in the enemy with his Flat Effect. Ability to debug while suspended by parachute. Capable of defending the state with artillery resistant WALLS-O-TEXT! 'This is my laptop this is my gun . . .' Well I'll be damned. I posted the parent and then shortly thereafter hilarity ensued. I support this! You are a genius! You are Kuro5hin.org's brightest light! In fact I propose we take up a collection maybe even a kickstarter. All to fund sending you over with a copy of the koran where you can personally meet face to face with Abu Bakr al Baghdadi and point out to him the passages you mention. I think you would feature prominently on every news show on Twitter, YouTube. Man you would be bigger than Bieber! I think it just wouldn't have the IMPACT of a real face-to-face. Awesome game, it's getting great scores Of course I didn't pre-order or get it at launch. I'm going to wait for the inevitable patch first. poor dudes They need a near Apocalyptic Event to get people to take them seriously. Extremely popular film Sharknado and its ilk prove what the hoi polloi truly think of the boffins pushing global climate change. I WANT THE DESKTOP Today was the day. In a city well known for lots of wind, the greasy deep-dish I-wanna-be-called-pizza-but-I'm-really-a-casserole of a city. Chicago, a more likely metaphor for cut-throat politics, back stabbing, bloat, and empty promises could not be more difficult to find. In this city, hundreds of thousands of virginal, neck beards gathered for LinuxCON. They came to share Nerd-Trivia, Poor Personal Hygiene, but most importantly they came to worship at the feet of their GOD, Linus Torvalds. The man without whom none of this would have happened. (Seriously, it wouldn't have happened. Oh you think Stallman would have ever got his shit together without Linus. OH IT'S 'GNU/LINUX' Not just Linux! COME ON PEOPLE WE GOT HURD! uh well mostly and it's only taken like 3 decades to get here. And fucking GNU! It's a RECURSIVE JOKE! GET IT? GET IT? COME ON PEOPLE I WAS HERE FIRST!!! wipes tears on dirty undershirt ) Moderator Greg Kroah-Hartman, after kneeling and kissing the ring of the great Torvalds noted that Linux runs on everything already so where should it go next? "I still want the desktop." replied Linus. The audience erupted into applause and a ritual goat was sacrificed. Linus went on to detail how he would not rest until the desktop was incorporated into the kernel. "It's a whole infrastructure problem." he said, "I think we'll get there one day." Asked about competing with Microsoft and Apple, Linus was not to be put off. He explained that Linux was keeping up with the software giants. "We've been bloating the kernel over the last 20 years." The ever present driver problem was also discussed. Linus believes that users complaining of driver support need to get with the program and quit using old equipment. He sees a need to encourage the Linux user community to be part of testing. "Most developers have something modern, and the rest the rest of the world has older stuff." he related as he waved his hands in strange gestures at the crowd. The issue of Linux code maintainers was another hot-button topic addressed by Torvalds. "When I used to do ARM merges, I wanted to shoot myself and take a few ARM developers with me." Linus admitted that there is still much to do. "Even things that we thought were done sometimes aren't; it keeps my job interesting." 'I have an ego the size of a small planet.' - Linus Torvalds I hope I won't end up having to hunt you all down and kill you in your sleep. - Linus Torvalds Is "I hope you all die a painful death" too strong? - Linus Torvalds I wish everybody was as nice as I am. - Linus Torvalds A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm The giant gay sex orgie was after the interview. I agree with your feelings re DEEP DISH Whatever the fuck that is. The casserole thing is not my own idea. I stole that from The Daily Show's Jon Stewart. YEAH YEAH I KNOW He has like more money than Mitt Romney or so I hear, and he is like the highest paid talk show host and he is a dirty jew establishment bastard. But he doesn't think Chicago Deep Dish is pizza either so he's got that. Plus, he's kinda cute. So tell me about Rachel Maddow. What dark secrets does she harbor that a LibRul Dem like me would be shocked, SHOCKED I SAY! to hear. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm Like she's in the closet. Seriously is gay even a thing anymore? It's at the level of having a tattoo in a private area on the scandal scale these days. I think she'd have to tweet an actual YouTube video of her in the act of scissoring to even raise an eyebrow. (Now that's a mental image for you right there.) I thought you were going to tell me she was Dick Cheney's sister or something like she was one of the Koch Brothers illegitimate offspring. i think maddow is one of the saner leftists. Yeah, that's not really saying a whole lot is it? ;-) I mean that one can be a sane lefty (compared to other lefties) and still have room for a fuckton of crazy. I understood like 4% of this comment. I did like your link though and read it in it's entirety. Like most such things I agree with some of it and completely gobsmacked by a lot of it. I'll put it this way. We have a popular member of kuro5hin.org that does not call himself a programmer but rather an Engineer. I have found that he is very much like others who do so. Better yet are those who consider themselves not developers nor programmers but architects. I want it The NSA is the only branch of the government that actually listens to people. - overheard on the Goldman Sachs elevator TDILDO It NEVER gets old. Hi, ROR! -- Thank goodness, you guys can go back to your dick rubbing and fart sniffing over there in the trenches. The stench was starting to spread over my reddits. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm Do What? You nigger. After what you did to me here and said about me on your blog, on FB, and fucking everywhere else I am most certainly NOT your friend. Tell me what my last status update is if we are friends on FB. I forgot about the ebookit on reddit but I fixed that. And I'm not a mod on kuro5hit either. You are just full of shit. And Holly I shouldn't have to tell you what happened you already know. I just had too much of this turd after i was nice to him but you can't trust this nigger his ass is fruitloops. He presents a clear and present danger to himself and others. Fuck you dude I'm fucking out! -- -- Thank goodness, you guys can go back to your dick rubbing and fart sniffing over there in the trenches. The stench was starting to spread over my reddits. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm PSA: Free Speech Shamelessly stolen from today's xkcd. Godwin's Law "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1" That is simply an observation that if an online discussion goes on long enough then sooner or later someone is going to mention Hitler or Nazis. Now there are a few people that consider a thread over when that happens. That may or may not be true if it is indeed a long discussion. If there is an argument going on and one of the participants cannot think of a better example than to compare whatever they are arguing about to Hitler or a Nazi then they have certainly 'lost' that argument. But others go farther and consider any discussion over as soon as Hitler or Nazis are mentioned. Unfortunately that cuts off a whole range of discussion about Hitler and Nazis. You can't put Hitler and Nazis in a box and just forget about them or act like they never existed. Sometimes we have to talk about Hitler and Nazis. TO THE ASIANS, ESPECIALLY THE JAPANESES Thank you. I am an always have been fascinated by your culture, your customs and practices and your fine young ladies. I do not want to be Asian. I am happy being a Texan. Thank you. However, I think there is much that the Asians and particularly the Japaneses can teach us about life and about living. I notice there are a number of posts lately that speak of the Indian practices and of Gandhi. I have examined these and I can tell you that there is absolutely nothing the Indians people can teach us. There is nothing good or worthwhile in their culture whatsoever. They are a dirty people and should not be trusted. I am very disappointed in Taiwan. I don't understand why they continue to resist China. They should embrace China and then subvert China to their will from inside. Throughout history there are many examples of this happening. Romans conquered the Greeks and made them slaves. In return the Greeks had them worshiping their Gods, practicing greek traditions, the whole nine yards. Look at Texas and the South. We got beat in the Civil War but once LBJ was elected the South has pretty much dictated US policy ever since. There were some more examples I had but for some reason I have forgotten them since I wrote the last two paragraphs. My point is that if you ask any body into BDSM they will tell you that the submissive partner actually holds all the power. At least that is what I have heard. There was some other things I was going to say also but my third finger is getting sore. The weather has been changing a lot lately and it's got my arthritis acting up so I reckon I'll hold off a spell. Enjoy your Easter, remember that 'God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.' Just not all at once. You know, you have some life, then you die, then after a bit you have some more life. And it has something to do with bunny rabbits that lay eggs and you have to COLLECT THEM ALL and little marshmallow chickens or are they ducks? I can't ever quite figure that out. It's complicated. You know how them Catholics are, what with their eating human flesh and drinking blood and all. (Just don't tell 'em I told you that it's not really blood and flesh they use bread & juice but if you let on they get real mad.) Well, just email the Pope, he'll explain it to you. I reckon I'll BBQ something unless it rains then I'll roast something instead. Not sure what. I got a good Pork Butt, and Beef Brisket and a Round Roast too. I got some Venison from this last season. So either way I go I reckon I'm covered. Oh man, I made up some enchiladas last weekend oooo-wee they was good. I made a big ol pot of pintos too and put everything in it, some peppers, some onion, garlic, pork ends. I cooked them in the crock overnight. Let em set up a bit in the fridge. Then warmed up and shit they were so damn good I had to go out and kick the dog. So what are y'all gonna do? Sit around and jerk off or what? Get drunk? Get High? Beat your ol' lady? Beat your ol' man? Hell if you ain't doing anything you ought to take you six pack and just go sit by the river or something. Unless your up their where it is still snowing and shit. Then make you some hot chocolate and put in some liquor , watch a movie. There is this movie called Joe what stars Nic Cage on the Torrent channel. I watched it the other night and it was pretty good. Kinda like that movie Mud that McConaughy was in. Bad guy takes young kid under his wing, other bad guys come to fuck shit up. That kind of thing. Cage gives us a good acting lesson. He teaches that boy how to look 'cool'. See, first you have to grimace, like you just been kicked real hard in the jimmies. You get that squint and your face is all twisted up in pain. Okay now hold that. And while you're making that face you smile. Big smile. Smiling through the pain. There you go! You got it! Yeah, now you look 'COOL'. That face right there will drop panties in a 100 yd radius. Alright, well have a good un! Kick Ass? That was that kids movie about them kids went around dressed as superheros right? If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Ahhhhh. I see now. I didn't understand because I don't watch that kind of stuff. Ol Nicky was in some other kid movies wasn't he? Something about the Constitution having a treasure map or something right? I didn't see that either. Well, one thing I can tell you is that this movie Joe? It ain't for kids. I don't want to spoil anything but it don't end happily ever after neither. If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Hypocrite Asshole If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn I was going to write about Liberals and Conservatives. How Liberals get blamed for a lot of stuff even when the people doing the stuff aren't liberal. Like immigration. Is George Bush liberal? Then why does he want to grant amnesty to all the Mexicans and is against building a fence? It's just as bad as what you're talking about. For example, I reckon you're talking about Mozilla's CEO? He supported Prop 8 right? Why do you think the bunch that was after him were all liberals? Pro-Gay Rights sure but that doesn't de facto make them liberals. But you just ASSUME that oh GAY==LIBERAL. But you have said yourself that you are Pro Gay Marriage. So now you're a hypocrite. If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Cite? I just Googled 'Move On' and Mozilla CEO and there ain't no there there. So I'm going to assume that you are lying and spreading bullshit. So now you're a Liar a Hypocrite and an asshole. If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Why is it called Good Friday? It should be called, 'Getting your ass nailed to a cross and left to die really sucks' Friday. Hey Jesus, it's friday man, what do you plan to do this weekend? Aw, I just figured I'd hang around with you two guys. Awesome bro! Hey man, check it out! What's up dude? I think I can see my house from up here! If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Is Richard Dawkins leading people to Jesus? Dawkins response? "Oh Dear." If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Fly the friendly skies Fly United. If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn This is what unrestrained feminism gets you A females penetrating organ in your genital chamber and an empty space where your wallet used to be. And not even a kiss goodnight just a cold voicemail in the morning telling you she's gone back to mother's. If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Doctor Who? Can't say as I do. If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn They see her trollin' They be hatin' but they be bitin' and in her comments they be talkin' dirty . . . I had to keep checking to see that the byline wasn't Angelfish. For some reason I don't think 'Anne Gus' is a woman. The name sounds too much like Any Gus like Average Guy. Plus the writing doesn't feel like a woman's writing. It definitely feels like a man trying to write like a woman. But what do I know? If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - -A_glorius_dawn Getting philosophy from anime is like learning about relationships from watching pornography. "...reality is something that humans cannot, in general, see so well". In fact we are very poorly designed to see reality. Our eyes detect only a very narrow band of the electromagnetic spectrum. Our ears only hear a very narrow band of sonic vibrations. Most of what we 'see' we don't even see. A large amount of raw data is thrown out or is corrupted or hidden but because of neat little tricks our brain 'fills in' the empty spots so that it appears like we get a full HD IMAX Sensoround experience. When in reality we are damn near blind and deaf. Our sense of touch is crude, so is smell and taste. Only maybe 1% who have strongly developed minds, and mind-body control. I have to laugh because even that 1% cannot ever perceive reality as it truly is. We each are presented with an enormity of sensations in the form of vibrations. Vibrations of photons, of air molecules and matter molecules. And chemical reactions of molecules with mucous membranes. All that data is sent to our brain where a model is created of the WORLD and THE UNIVERSE as we perceive it. But the model is not always the reality or even close to the reality. We cannot even fully connect with one another. We rely on crude symbols on a clay tablet/paper/screen or crudely formed sound waves in vain efforts to communicate. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If you go into the room full of toddlers to fuck, you're gonna have a bad time. - let's see, an anime about a virtual MMORPG (3.00 / 1) (#3) by mitsu on Wed Apr 16, 2014 at 01:09:54 AM EST or a tv show about meth dealers. which one do i have more personal life experience with and would therefore be more relevant to my interests? i'm going with the anime. I also like to get my news from outlets like "The Daily Sheeple", "The Examiner", "The Sun", any other hard-hitting news outlets that feature 'Bat-Boy' prominently. Another site that amazes me for its journalistic integrity is "The Onion". If you're not already you should be reading "Crawfraud Chronicles of Compassion" An example of Investigative Journalism done Right. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson There is no cow-level until there like totally is, so you can see why the law people didn't want to get caught up in all that. Those cows are dangerous and mean business! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson How silly LilDebbie Why do think they felt the need to "justify" putting a guy in jail relative to what the NSA is doing? I'm sure they looked at the applicable laws and felt they could get a good conviction in New Jersey than they could in the other places. Which they did. Unfortunately for them they tried to stretch a few rules to get the round peg to fit in the square hole. Because of that the appeals court said, no you can't play that homie. It makes no sense, like they're going to start letting murderers off on technicalities because some cops shot a PA from Tosh.0 Maybe you spend too much time alone? You should get out and socialize more. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I'm not saying that what you say isn't true But I find it very hard to believe. Someone I know, they are BiPolar with Psychotic tendencies. They told me once about going to the store. The person had hurt their leg and had a slight limp. This person told me that from the time they got out of the car to the time they loaded their groceries up that everyone in the store was mocking them. They described how everywhere they looked the people were walking with exaggerated limps. Holding their mouths open and moaning while they stared at them. This person described to me how the cashiers were laughing at them and talking about them behind their back. They would hear other people in the store cursing them under their breath and talking about how stupid and ugly they were and how could they allow someone like that in the store. They told me how even on the radio the DJ was making remarks about them and playing songs with hidden meaning to mock them. Of course it didn't happen. None of it. But still to that person it WAS real and it did happen. You are having a lot of pain and stress in your life right now. You may need to question your own perceptions. Why would this company hire some random fucktards at K5 to harass you? There is no rational reason. Stop a minute and think. It doesn't make any sense. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Dill Griffelch I don't recognize that name, I googled it and nothing came up either. Is that the name of the Navy Guy with whom you spent the night spooning? Is he also Bipolar? If so I sympathize. Life is difficult enough and life with mental illness can be such a struggle. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson As are we all gg. But really, am I wrong? Do you get paid to stalk and harass people on the Internet? Are you part of some secret government black op false flag shadow organization that targets individuals on the Internet to destroy their life and livelihood? If so does it pay well? And if it does where might I apply? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson From the BT directory. Bad Company - Not great, pretty predictable, but I enjoyed it. Lots of action. Good cast. Space Pirate Captain Harlock - This is all CGI movie like the Final Fantasymovies. It probably isn't any good, I can't tell I just eat this shit up though. If you like stuff like Ghost in the Shell, Final Fantasy, or Appleseed then you'll like this. That's just out of the handful of shit I've recently watched. Lots of stuff is available but so much is garbage. Like Schwarzeneggor & Stalone OMG. I have a movie called Bad Johnson About a guy who's penis takes human form. I haven't watched it yet, probably tomorrow. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Like the part where the old dude rips the minigun out of the helicopter and mows down the bad guys? Give me a break. Even Eastwood knew when it was time to get out from in front of the camera and just use his experience behind it. Only one old guy I know that still is semi-believable in action movies and that is Bruce Willis. I think it is because he is bald. That kinda fudges his age. Stallone is very hard for me to watch. That face, I don't know if he got in a fight with a Hornets nest or just decided fuck the botox in favor of injecting WET CEMENT. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson sory Bad Country, - what I linked to I know I watched a movie called bad company but that wasn't recently. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Crawford will sue you for infringement of his Geometric Visions IP, Real Soon Now. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Im no physcist but I have been watching that Cosmos show on FX with Neil deGrasse Tyson and I think he said that Planck length is the smallest possible length. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You got me there, I know that they say the furthest back they can see, I guess it would be the 'horizon' of the universe, is 13.82 billion years. So right now however far light could travel in that time would be the 'longest length'. I don't know if that has a name or not. BUT the universe is expanding at a rate of 67.3 kilometers per second per megaparsec <- I looked that up. So although the smallest length stays constant, the longest effective length that would mean anything in practical terms is constantly expanding. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That's irrelevant to the question. But thank you for contributing. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Also, while those stars themselves are dead the 'offspring' of those stars are burning bright. It's just that their light hasn't reached us and never will only because it is over the horizon. But that doesn't mean that that space is empty and dead. Quite the contrary. If we were 'there' the space 'there' would look like the space around us looks. It would be full of stars and galaxies and planets and all the things we see around us 'here'. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I think you aren't understanding that right Like yeah, there is more room for lots more people on the planet. I mean we haven't even started using the oceans to live in. Large swathes of several continents, the Badlands, Siberia, both poles, etc, are pretty much empty. Then there is the area underground and the sky itself. So there is a bunch of physical space available. But the thing is. As more people are added and medical science gets better and all that you soon reach a point where we go from half full to full pretty quick. But we don't even reach that point. What I mean is there is always room for more folks but what there isn't is the resources to keep all those swinging dicks alive and thriving. So you get to a point where you get a lot of people dying off which would be unpleasant. In addition there are only so many resources so the balance point keeps shifting to lower and lower populations. So overpopulation doesn't mean wall-to-wall people nut to butt and living on top of each other. You savvy? That is pretty much common sense. If you have ever raised animals it is pretty easy to grasp. The cage or cell or pasture never gets full, but its ability to sustain your herd gets played out. That's why we MUST quit jerking around trying to kill each other off and start cooperating to get the fuck off this rock and start learning how to live in space. And this climate change thing is also misunderstood. The debate really isn't over whether or not it is occurring. It is happening. The debate is over whether or not HUMANS are responsible for it. The Earth's climate has changed over time. We know that. The climate today ain't the same as it was when the dinosaurs were in charge. Nobody except complete idiots dispute that. But is this just a natural cycle that we have no control over or is it because we drive cars and use air conditioning and pave over everything? If this is a natural cycle then it is kind of arrogant for us to think we could do something to change that. It might be like trying to stop your car by holding your hand out the window. In addition, they say that shit is going to be REALLY REALLY BAD. But, how do they know that? It is an ill wind that blows NO good. Yeah shit is going to change, some places might get a little wet, but then again that means that somebody gets some oceanfront property in Arizona. So the poles shrink up. Well that means new trade routes open up. Going back to overpopulation, some of those places that were uninhabitable before might become the next centuries tropical paradises. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson So you're saying that the Earths climate never changes. That what we have today is what we had yesterday and what we had a million, or hundreds of million years ago? That the ability of the Earth to sustain life is infinite. That we can continue adding people and they can all live like Westerners with two cars and air conditioning and a ton of appliances and gadgets and gizmos without any problems. We have unlimited resources and energy here on good old Mother Earth. And all this green tree-hugging science nonsense about changing climates and Peak Oil and Overpopulation is just a way for "THEM" to separate you from your hard earned money? Just a marketing gimmick like BOGO? Have I got that right? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I'm beginning to understand Watching Governor Ventura I can now see that these debt ceiling crises are just smoke and mirrors by the Powers That Be to devalue full faith and credit of the American Dollar. By weakening our economy and our dollar THEY will be able to replace it with their ONE WORLD CURRENCY. First by replacing the dollar as the default for trading OIL and expanding from there. In addition, SCOTUS rulings like Citizens United grant freedoms and rights to Multinational Corporations and Banks. At the same time these entities are free from normal punishments since they are 'too big to fail'. Therefore since they are protected from any Government intervention they become GODS. Immortal, All-Powerful (because they now write the law but are not subject to the law and they control the means of production as well as the money supply), All-Knowing (using data mining, tracking, and other technology) and controlled by an extremely tight-knit group of 1%'ers. The rest of us become their literally slaves. Too poor to fight back, distracted by television and the Internet. Controlled by fear we battle one another for the privilege of purchasing the very chains that bind us. That new house, that new car, that new TV, that new Computer/tablet/notebook. YES! I was blind, but now, I SEE! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If it isn't too much trouble would you mind not doing that? It is very hard to tell if you are trying to put words in Empedocles mouth or if you are actually claiming that you are an Ignorant Motherfucker. You should just come right out and say what you want to say. Also, I will tell you just like the Great MDC told me. The proper expression is Ignorant Mother Fucker. He feels that separating 'Motherfucker' into two words, 'Mother Fucker' makes the expression much more forceful and aggressive. You are welcome. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Colbert to host Late Show Colbert with a hard T rather than Colbear. He says he will NOT be in his alter-ego Colbert Report character. Rather he will just be himself. I will miss the Report. But I think he will do well. Stephen is a very intelligent and talented man. He is also genuinely funny. I don't think it would work as his alter-ego. It would just leave many folks confused. Besides since his character on the Report is basically a parody of O'Reilly it wouldn't make much sense. It would be better in that case if CBS just hired O'Reilly to Host the Late Show. Of course this won't happen immediately. David Lettermen will not be stepping down from the Late Show until sometime in 2015. And he might pull a Leno at the last minute who knows. I haven't watched Late Show in a number of years. I enjoyed Craig Ferguson on the Late Late Show before he got popular. I loved the way he deconstructed the whole Late Nite talk show format. Now it is very similar to the other shows with just a couple kitschy bits to make it "edgy". I like Fallon and I'm glad he got the Tonite show spot. I don't watch though because frankly his humor is for a younger bunch I think. I just don't get a lot of it. I did enjoy his 'Slow-Jam the News' bits. I sometimes watch Kimmel. I enjoy his show very much. I guess he is the only late nite talk show that still reaches out to the old fart demo. Mostly though I watch The Daily Show and then Colbert Report. That is of course after a rousing night of MSNBC. Too bad Maddow is taken. RRROOWWWLL right? Yeah she can sure rock a pair of librarian glasses for sure. And I miss Olbermann. Nobody can rant like that man, not even Andy Rooney (may he R.I.P.). I used to catch Chelsea Handler after the Report but now I stay on Comedy Central for @Midnight. That is some funny funny stuff. It plays off Internet crap like Tosh.0 but Tosh is just too gross for my taste. The only bad thing is that it is really difficult for me to stay up that late. I mean 11:30pm on a weekday? But as the kids say, YOLO! Yeah, I know TDS starts at 11pm but that is Eastern so it comes on in Texas at 10pm. Ellen Degeneres was on the shortlist I think she probably deserves it more. One problem that Stephen will have as host is reigning in his ENORMOUS THROBBING EGO. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Have I told you how much I love you lately? It's true you know. Even after all these years, all the ups and downs, the good times and the hard times. I love you more now I think than when we first met. You are so beautiful, to me. you are so-oh beautiful to me Can't you see? You are, everything I hoped for and everything I, need. A guiding light that shines in the night Heavens gift to meeeee! Yes, You are so beautiful to me. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson First Animal to "live" in a computer Mycoplasma genitalia A Stanford research team, led by Markus Covert, took the data from over 900 scientific papers to account for every molecular interaction that takes place in the life cycle of Mycoplasma genitalia, a sexually transmitted disease. Fitting and appropriate I think. This pathogen happens to be the world's smallest free-living bacteria. Because it has only 525 genes (compared to E. coli's 4,288), M. genitalia is serving as an excellent starting block for computational biologists. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Off the chain 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner and still as fresh today as it was eight years ago. Stephen trolls Congress 2010. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I have to disagree with you there I'm thinking you mean that he 'sold-out' his Colbert character to take on the better paid position as host of the Late Show. But if that is the case then he "sold-out" years ago when he joined the cast of Second City. And then again when he left The Daily Show to host his own TV show. I don't know how much he makes right now but I'm pretty sure he brings in a very comfortable amount of income. Whether we, his fans, like it or not this is what he does. He is a showman and in that industry getting to be host of a show like The Late Show is viewed as a huge move career-wise. Even as well known as he is now, there are still many many people who are completely unaware of him. This move will truly make him a household name. I cannot even imagine him turning this kind of job down. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Well that is certainly understandable. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I don't understand The comedian Stephen Colbert has played many characters in his career. The one he does on The Colbert Report is based on a parody of Bill O'Reilly. But it is just one of many. According to the CBS Press Release Stephen will NOT be hosting the Late Show in that character. Now that is not to say he might not be playing the part of what he thinks 'Late Night Talk Show Host' is. I don't know. I don't think anyone would know except for Stephen. Or perhaps I wrote something in the diary that is unclear? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Sorry, I didn't mean to be defensive, I really didn't understand what you were asking. In a way you are right about him. Like Paul Reubens when he got the Pee-Wee Herman gig. Before that he did a lot of stand up that was not Pee-Wee Herman. But after he got that gig he was always 'in' that character. So much that a lot of people got the idea that was just the way he was. Another comedian, the guy that does Larry The Cable Guy. 'Larry' was just one of several characters that he did on radio. But it is the one that made him famous and now Daniel Whitney pretty much stays in character both on and off stage. In the same way, Stephen's parody of 'Papa Bear' on the Daily Show made him famous and got him his own spin-off so most anytime you see him lately he is going to be in that character. I think that even a few of his fans are going to be confused because they believe that his character is the way he really is. Kind of like the shock that many Gregory House MD fans had when Hugh Laurie would show up on a talk show sans cane and with his accent and cracking jokes and being entirely un-House like. I enjoy the show and I am a regular viewer but I can't say that I am like a member of the Colbert Nation, (what he calls his fan following). Kind of like 4channers that hit up online polls to boost Moot to the top of any list they do the same, getting an exerciser on the ISS named after him, along with some mascots, bridges and what have you. I mean you can just look at his Wikipedia entry and see the guy is a total nut case. But he has said in interviews that his character is supposed to be dumb but dumb in a way that he doesn't realize he is dumb. (Like O'Reilly is for real with his Tides go in Tides go out never a miscommunication idiocy.) IRL I understand that Colbert is very well read, he is a Tolkien geek, and a pretty smart dude. If you want to see what he is like not doing Colbear check out some of his Second City stuff and Strangers with Candy on YouTube. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I have always suspected that myself, There are a few commentators/pundits/anchors whatever you might call them on Fox that are very well educated and though they may hold conservative values and beliefs (and nothing wrong with that) they say the most absurd and stupid things. Many, many times I have seen O'Reilly give that smug smile and defend himself with the simple statement, "Look at our ratings." "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That would be a good one But to be unfair I did enjoy this. And this thing here was cute. Also I found this was somewhat more amusing than I had expected it would be. I have this feeling that somewhere there is a large number of people that find Fallon simply hilarious. But just between you and me I think that being the straight man for the baby in that Credit Card commercial is some of his best work. And that isn't saying a lot because that is some cheezy shit right there. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Tech Support Needed We Require HELP to ESC from Windows XP! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Between two ferns perhaps? Actually though I agree. On his own show he interviews guests sitting at a table like Charlie Rose only the stage is well lit rather than appearing to be in some dark interrogation chamber. Often if the guest is a performing artist rather than an author they will sit on these tall director-type chairs or bar-stool style seats that are placed closer to the audience. That way after the interview is over they can do their performance in the space normally occupied by the table. Occasionally he has 'quicky' interviews right at his desk in the same way that Jon Stewart does his interviews. How would you do it? Myself I think the table thing works okay. The only really different format would be perhaps like some of those Maury Povich or That guy that always interviews transvestites, Springer. Personally I think they should have some alcohol in the green room. Maybe other pharmaceuticals. Served in small amounts like airline bottles. That way the guest could get a good buzz going but not be too plastered. Just enough to relax them and lower inhibitions so they would be a little more revealing. Like if they're going to have some actress I never heard of instead of her coming out and blah blah film, oh yeah directors nice, that actor is great to work with, blah. She would come out and like yeah that director gave me herpes, totally and that clooney guy? he eats his boogers. no shit. And we were shooting in Panama and i did so much blow it took 3 weeks for my nose to heal. Hey, check out the tattoo I got on my ass. Another idea is they could have a pillow talk interview. So like they have a big King size bed and the guests come in wearing a robe. They get a short introduction then they take off their robes. The guest and Stephen climb into the bed and spoon up together and Stephen talks to them about their book or album whatever. Or if it's an election year the presidential candidates would come on and Stephen could ask them about their positions and issues. If you combine the two ideas, a bit of alcohol and the pillow talk format with the right guests then it could definitely be some MUST SEE TV. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No, you're absolutely right. I don't know if you are familiar with Craig Ferguson's Late Late Show, (comes on after David Letterman's Late Show) but that guy completely up-ended the Talk Show format in many ways. It was wonderful. At the time he didn't have a sidekick, he didn't have a band, his studio was small and poorly lit. He knew that the network didn't give a shit about him, he was followed by infomercials and evangelists and other paid-for TV. So he didn't care either. He would curse throughout his show. He would rip up the cue cards. He just did shit his own way. But then he started getting popular for that reason. Word got around and people started watching him because he was different. So the network started giving him better lighting, fixed up the studio, etc. etc. Unfortunately, they started paying more attention to him also and first thing you know he went from his 'looks like I just crawled out of bed from a three day binge hair' to being all clean cut. His suits started looking better and he was asked to tone down a lot of his shit. I just stopped watching after a bit. But I switch over from time to time. Now he's just like most any other talk show except he has a robot skeleton sidekick. "Initially, I wanted something which represented some kind of deconstructionist contempt for the late-night genre and the idea of a sidekick, but [Josh Thompson] became so good at it, he just became a sidekick." --Craig Ferguson And a couple guys in a horse costume that he calls 'Secretariat' as hold-overs from the early crazy days. One of my favorite bits "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson There is no Cabal Don't look at me I'm a Frisbeetarian. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Engineers being dominated by MARKET FORCE We the Unwilling, lead by the Unknowing are doing the impossible for the Ungrateful. We have done so much with so little for so long that we are now capable of doing anything with nothing. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson OBLIGATORY ENGINEER JOKE: BIG IMPORTANT MACHINE breaks down, management calls in engineer. Engineer arrives, pokes around a bit. Pulls out hammer and hits the shit out BIM. Workers crank it up and machine works great. Engineer gives management a bill, management freaks out. What the hell is this? This bill is outrageous! All you did was hit the damn thing with a hammer! Yeah, that's why I only charged a dollar for labor. Okay, but what about the rest of it? That's for knowing where to hit. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Pharmaceuticals Remember, McCoy had that Saurian Brandy that he treated like it was very rare and expensive. Obviously luxury and novelty items (like Tribbles) had value or guys like H.E. Mudd couldn't do business. What would be the point? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson This is not fringe science "Maybe you've had this experience, watching a political debate with somebody who disagrees with you," says Hibbing. "And you discuss it afterwards. And it's like, 'Did we watch the same debate?' And in some respects, you didn't. And I think that's what this research indicates." John Hibbing is a political scientist at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. Using eye tracker devices, skin conductance sensors, and other equipment his Political Physiology Laboratory has been producing some pretty stunning results. "We know that liberals and conservatives are really deeply different on a variety of things. It runs from their tastes, to their cognitive patterns--how they think about things, what they pay attention to--to their physical reactions. We can measure their sympathetic nervous systems, which is the fight-or-flight system. And liberals and conservatives tend to respond very differently." One of Hibbing's pioneering papers on the physiology of ideology found that political partisans on the left and the right differ significantly in their bodily responses to threatening stimuli. For example, startle reflexes after hearing a loud noise were stronger in conservatives. And after being shown a variety of threatening images conservatives also exhibited greater skin conductance--a moistening of the sweat glands that indicates arousal of the sympathetic nervous system, which manages the body's fight-or-flight response. According to Hibbing it all adds up to what he calls a "negativity bias" on the right. Conservatives, Hibbing's research suggests, go through the world more attentive to negative, threatening, and disgusting stimuli--and then they adopt tough, defensive, and aversive ideologies to match that perceived reality. If true this would go a long way towards describing the behaviour of some extreme conservatives on Kuro5hin.org. They cannot accept a world with a bright future because they are too focused on the negative and the threatening. Would you like to know more? . . . Yesterday was hell delicious copy-pasta from Best of Craigslist (2007) All in all, it hadn't been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I'd last taken a dump. I'd tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to pick up an order. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, "Everything Must Go!" This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathroom. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 0 through 4 (I write a lot of software) for your convenience: 0.Occupied 1.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it's next to the occupied one. 2.Poo on seat. 3.Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat. 4.No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet. Clearly, it had to be Stall #1. I trudged back, entered, dropped trou and sat down. I'm normally a fairly Shameful Shitter. I wasn't happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot. I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Shitter was blathering to Mrs. Shitter about the shitty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn't get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier. Finally my anger reached a point that overcame Shamefulness. I no longer cared. I gripped the toilet paper holder in one hand, braced my other hand against the side of the stall, and pushed with all my might. I was rewarded with a fart of colossal magnitude -- a cross between the sound of someone ripping a very wet bed sheet in half and of plywood being torn off a wall. The sound gradually transitioned into a heavily modulated low-RPM tone, not unlike someone firing up a Harley. I managed to hit resonance frequency of the stall, and it shook gently. - Once my ass cheeks stopped flapping in the breeze, three things became apparent: (1) The next-door conversation had ceased; (2) my colon's continued seizing indicated that there was more to come; and (3) the bathroom was now beset by a horrible, eldritch stench. It was as if a gateway to Hell had been opened. The foul miasma quickly made its way under the stall and began choking my poop-mate. This initial "herald" fart had ended his conversation in mid-sentence. "Oh my God," I heard him utter, following it with the suppressed sounds of choking, and then, "No, baby, that wasn't me (cough, gag), you could hear that (gag)??" Next door I could hear fumbling with the paper dispenser as he desperately tried to finish his task. Little snatches of conversation made themselves heard over my anal symphony: "Gotta go... horrible... throw up... in my mouth.... not... make it... tell the kids... love them... oh God..." followed by more sounds of suppressed gagging and retching. - Alas, it is evidently difficulty to hold one's phone and wipe one's bum at the same time. Just as my high-pressure abuse of the toilet was winding down, I heard a plop and splash from next door, followed by a string of swear words and gags. My poop-mate had dropped his phone into the toilet. After a considerable amount of paperwork, I got up and surveyed the damage. I felt bad for the janitor who'd be forced to deal with this, but I knew that flushing was not an option. No toilet in the world could handle that unholy mess. Flushing would only lead to a floor flooded with filth. As I left, I glanced to the next-door stall. Nothing remained in the bowl. Had he flushed his phone, or had he plucked it out and left the bathroom with nasty unwashed hands? The world will never know. I exited the bathroom, momentarily proud and Shameless, looking around for a face glaring at me. But I saw no one. I suspect that somehow my supernatural elimination has manged to transfer my Shamefulness to my anonymous poop-mate. I think it'll be a long time before he can bring himself to poop in public -- and I doubt he'll ever again answer his cell phone in the loo. And this, my friends, is why you should never talk on your phone in the bathroom. The Real Welfare Queens Charles and David Koch Their company, Koch Industries, has relied on $88 million worth of government handouts. Yet, as the major financiers of the anti-government right, the Kochs are still billed as libertarian free-market activists. Intel received 58 subsidies worth $3.8 billion. IBM which has received more than $1 billion in subsidies. Google got $632 million and Yahoo pocketed $260 million---both sets of subsidies primarily from data center deals. Fortune 500 firms alone receive more than 16,000 subsidies at a total cost of $63 billion. All of these handouts, of course, would be derided if they were going to poor people. That's because, unlike the huge corporations receiving all those subsidies, the poor don't have armies of lobbyists and truckloads of campaign contributions that make sure programs like food stamps are shrouded in the anodyne argot of "incentives" and "development". "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson And the poor have a duty to survive Something else the Koch's have fought tooth and nail. I like you, which is why I called you here today . . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson How Capitalism is practiced American Style. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Our first question is from a Mr B Obama who asks, "Mind holding still for just a second? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson ** Spoiler Alert ** You don't wake up tomorrow. The last thing you know is a searing pain in your chest. You never get to hear, "GRANDPA!" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Not disagreeing with you but I'm curious Are you using Chrome or Chromium? They appear to be similar but I myself often have problems with Chromium. (Well I sometimes have trouble with Chrome also but overall I'm more happy with it than other solutions.) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You just can't get that visual out of your head can you? It torments you daily. The thought of trane, his desert bronzed skin and supple body. His trim muscles, firm calves and buttocks from cavorting naked through the rocks and sand. The oh so young and innocent naval recruit. So trusting, so vulnerable. A clear night. No one around. You, uh I mean the navy guy, and trane alone. It's chilly, you spoon up against him for warmth. You feel, dammit I keep doing that, the NAVY GUY feels the strength of trane's arm around him. The smell of man musk, the tenderness of the moment as you roll towards him your face up turned, your lips half parted. SHIT SHIT SHIT I mean the Navy Guy. Oh well, like I said you just seem to have fixated on this hugging in the wilderness thing. Like you were almost jealous or something. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson trane has been running around in the desert working out, eating tofu and shit. No way he is fat. I don't know what he looks like, probably some grizzly adams type, but dudes don't get fat living in their cars and hiking every fucking where. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He forgot to link to the petition Where like 30000 Alaskans want to secede from the US and join Russia. Sort of like how crimea did. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Well I don't *dislike* you. And I have said many times that I feel more parents should name their kids Cockskin Horsesuit. Way more better than Moon Pie, Rainbow, or Siri. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I ran into Angelfish At Walmart this afternoon. He was there talking to his supermodel soulmate. He'll be disappointed when they take the summer swimwear display down. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson LOL, Save The Whales. Oh my Gawd . . . I think, not sure but I think XL is like a women's size 26 or better so we're talking in the neighborhood North of about 47" waist. Jesus God Almighty I got truck tires smaller than that. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I think I spotted Mike also but Mike lost weight so maybe not. Who is this bearded kuron? Nimey maybe? I just don't know. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It's a metaphor for his junk. It even has a name, "Mjlnir" which means The Smasher. It has an unusually short handle. From what I understand nobody else can handle Thor's uh Hammer. (You can't touch this! STOP! Hammertime!) Features of the Hammer Then he gave the hammer to Thor, and said that Thor might smite as hard as he desired, whatsoever might be before him, and the hammer would not fail; and if he threw it at anything, it would never miss, and never fly so far as not to return to his hand; and if be desired, he might keep it in his sark, it was so small; but indeed it was a flaw in the hammer that the fore-haft was somewhat short. The shortness of the handle means it can only be stroked one-handed. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Unfortunately for you. His life is far from empty and pointless. At the moment he is very sick and recovering from what was very nearly a terminal disease. Because of chemical imbalances beyond his control he is unable to take any pain reliever whatsoever. Therefore he is in constant pain. That would make anyone a little short tempered. Despite that, he still continues to write when he can, he takes classes and is trying to improve himself. But this is K5 and we all have hand in making it what it is. So Blastar is a little rough but that is what it is. K5 is a comfortable place to do that. And it's your to rag on him too. But I just thought you should know where the man is coming from is all. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I can understand that and it is his own fault that you and others are skeptical. That is why I made the comment I did. Not that you have any reason to believe me either But yeah, he really isn't doing too well health wise. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Source, I would rather not say I've already said probably more than I should today. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson edit: . . . your *right* to rag . . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I always thought that Empedocles Was just another greek pederastic bean plater. I only learned the other day that it was the name of a powerful volcano. The only volcano I know to be so feared that it was attacked by American forces. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Not sure if serious but there is a place like that where there is a cliff with a road and directly below the cliff are houses that regularly have boulders the size of VW Beetles roll through. I seen it on the tubes a few years back. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Hurricanes aren't too bad Unless you are right on the coast. I'm close enough to Houston that I've been through several. Fortunately, our electric provider is on the ball and gets the juice flowing asap. To the East in the National Forest the provider there is not so much. On the other hand it is very rural and redneck so most everybody out that way has generators so it works out. As with any disaster, the people that suffer the most are the poor, the disabled, and the elderly. Nawlins. Yes, I agree with you. From what I understand that place is built inside a bowl that is below sea level. With a HUGE lake on one side and crappy dikes on the others. That is just nuts. They're just begging for trouble. But, then again they have been their long enough that critical infrastructure vital to our national economy has been built there and it would cost $MEGA_BUCKS to move it. Tornadoes. I am knocking on wood here and fingering my lucky rabbit foot as I type this, but i have never in all my life seen an actual Tornado with my own eyes. This, despite having been born in and raised in and lived most of my life in Texas. When I was in the Navy I witnessed a number of water spouts, tornadoes at sea, but that is it. Now when I lived in Rolla, Mo. we had some of those thunderstorms move through the Ozarks. God Damn. I ain't never seen the lightening like it was there anywhere else. Not only was it very powerful but it would do the strangest things. My first encounter with St Elmo's Fire was also in Rolla. I recall clearly the concrete columns at the entrance where I worked visibly shaking from the thunder. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It really is beautiful. In Texas the roads are very well maintained for the most part. Dirt roads exist but they are normally graded. I remember often taking the 'road less traveled' there in MO. I thought it was a joke the first time I saw a sign that said road ends in 500 ft. But they weren't fucking kidding. Here I am on pavement the next minute I'm on a two-rut track headed off into god only knows. Forded many a stream and just got to see some beautiful countryside with fantastic views. I never smoked weed in Rolla. Actually I lived in Rolla and worked in Cuba. Thought it was hilarious that Lebanon was just down the road in the other direction. Levi Strauss had a factory outlet in Lebanon. Good deals on BLUE JEANS. Funny because it didn't mean anything at the time but Cuba is in Crawford County. LOL. Like I said i didn't ever use drugs in Rolla. I liked to sip Wild Turkey 101 in the evenings. Not weird. I'm not a writer but that is not the first I've heard of that happening. In fact it seems to be fairly common that during 'the process' of writing characters that you create begin to 'come to life' and take paths that you hadn't expected and new characters introduce them into the narrative. One thing, I do hope you have a good editor. I'm not knocking your ability either. But that is something else that I understand is common, the tendency for the narrative to 'balloon'. Writers find it difficult to cut the fat because, after all, this is their baby, their creation, etc. But every good story worth a crap is the result of multiple rewrites and good editing. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The Conservative Myth of a Social Safety Net Built on Charity Hello darkness, my old friend, I've come to talk with you again, . . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I made a god out of blood, not superiority From my quick reading it seems it was because they violated the law. Much like many people who are in jail now for smoking what we now are starting to realize is a harmless plant. You can point everywhere and show how this or that is not 'perfect' and I might even agree with you concerning specific items. But just saying that this thing here didn't work or that thing there had unexpected consequences is no argument that it is completely broken. By that logic you are completely unemployable because a company let you go from your job, therefore you are obviously unfit to hold a job ever and anyone who would even consider hiring you is a fool. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The New Deal was working fine And would continue to work except for people that think like you together with other conservatives keep tearing it up, robbing from it to pay for pet projects, etc. Sure the car won't work if some of the passengers keep ripping parts off all the time. You can't then turn around and say, see! Nothing works right! We built a damn good interstate highway system, we still feed ourselves and a number of people besides. We created a global super power and went to the moon. Then fuckers like you came along and instead of improving on what we built you just said fuck society I just want to jerk off by myself. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Smoke, Mirrors and Deflection That argument has fuck all to do with whether or not the Government can do anything right. From my point of view the growing Wealth disparity between those who have wealth and those who do not is much greater than the generational problem. The Wealth Gap in this country is greater by magnitudes than the Generational Gap. High youth unemployment could be fixed today with the implementation of a Basic Income. You continue to cherry pick and use the conditions that you and your own ilk have created in order to show that the process is broken. But again, if you and the people that believe as you do WOULD STOP RIPPING UP THE SAFETY NETS put into place then you and I would not now be having this discussion. Again. You remind me of a youngster. I have given you the keys to my beautiful '57 Cadillac. Instead of regularly changing the oil you spent the money on beer and weed. You have done very little preventive maintenance choosing instead to wait till the tires go flat to replace them, or something to break before duct-taping it back together. You have done little but keep gas in the tank, driving her hard and fast. Then you turn to me with a sneer on your face and say, "Thanks a lot for this piece of shit. Nothing fucking works on it and it's falling apart." "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson So we raise taxes and close loopholes to make up the shortfall. No brainer. Or we just say fuck it, cut Social Security and let those people starve. Oh My the Government doesn't work! We'll cut Medicaide Medicare and let people go to the Emergency Room if they need treatment. Oh except the Hospitals have all closed their ER's because they lose too much money and that is what companies do. If something isn't making money they close it down. Maybe then these lazy ass poor will go get a job. Like Blastar. He doesn't need disability. He doesn't need medicine or psychiatric care. He's just milking the system. He talks every day about how he loves being on disability and doesn't want to better himself. Social Security just costs so damn much money especially when we've been spending the last decade involved in two wars! You say that my head is in the sand while you dream of some Helter Skelter inspired uprising that will bring Civilization as we know it to it's knees and somehow you will end up being on top of the heap. I'm not the one living in a Fantasy World here friend. It is you and Alice is not going to protect you if the scenario you so desire comes to pass. Because the truth is we have the money. If we were really truly that broke we wouldn't have spent the last decade fighting two and sometimes three wars. We wouldn't be sending billions of dollars to Pakistan and Israel and all that. We have the means to fix unemployment, to feed the hungry and even to house the homeless. We could do it today. The Government could do it and make it work and work well. Except we have these Libertarians and Conservatives dragging their feet and destroying institutions for short term gain that were put in place to protect people. I'll be dead before you yourself get old which is too bad. I would like to see the dissapointment in your face deepen as year after year goes by without the Western World burning "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yes, I'm a dickwad I've had to sit across the table from a woman and explain to her that because her son turned 18 and was working a minimum wage job that it put them just over limit to receive assistance for housing. Even though he was enlisted to enter the service soon and would not be living there in a few months she would still be required to pay full rent and utilities for the year. Of course there is no way she can afford that so basically I was telling her that in a month she would be homeless. I have several similar stories. But it doesn't matter since we're not really people but just pigs at a trough. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Shit happens, maybe her husband died Maybe they lost their job as a help desk worker. You don't know. You just care about yourself. Be careful what you say, it may come back one day and bite you in the ass. We don't know what our future holds. Plus rent and utilities and all the other niceties that it takes to survive in our world today. Anyways, this is wasting both of our time, you don't give a shit and I'm not going to change your mind. I agree with your salutation though. People like you, they can't die fast enough. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yeah, nothing unexpected ever happens No catastrophes, no murders, no rapes. No undiagnosed medical conditions. Poor are poor because they are just stupid and greedy and made bad choices. Presuming they had the 'right' to live in a decent home rather than a refrigerator box under the bridge. There are no victims because they were just asking for it. Yeah, the loss of your job is no threat to you now. But what if something happens that you didn't plan for? So far in life you've made some good decisions and been pretty lucky. But then some shit happens to your house and it costs some bucks, you get sick, you're getting some dro and surprise it just happens to be the day LEA decides to do a RAID. Your novel doesn't take off and you decide it's time to get another job but it starts to take a little longer than you thought it would. Yeah, these poor fuckers, they are just living the life of riley, kicking back in their mcmansions, eating Lobster and caviar on food stamps, driving their Rolls's and Benz's and Jags smoking fine chronic, sippin cognac, watching Judge Joe Brown on their HighDef 85" HDTV's, texting and skyping on their Obamaphones and doing their shopping riding electric carts. They living it up! While you slave for every penny just to keep your head above water. Seriously, are you JEALOUS of poor people? You know you can give all your shit away and go down to nearest shelter and enjoy just what it is like. That's right you can be poor also dude. Join the club and become one of the privileged. Hell, you can talk to MDC about it. He was never happier in his life than when he was broke and eating ketchup packs and being infested with lice. Blastar can tell you how luxurious his life is on disability. I'm not whining for more government benefits. I'm just asking, if it's not too much trouble, if you folks would stop robbing what little is available and giving it to your corporate buddies that are hurting so bad in this economy that THEY ARE POSTING RECORD PROFITS. While the average American is working three jobs just to break even. Government is NOT inherently broken. It is fucked up right aty this moment because YOU and PEOPLE LIKE you FUCKED IT UP. The poor didn't fuck it up. They have little to no power anyways. But they are easy to blame. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Did you get to watch Unforgiven? It was pretty good huh? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson XBOX OFF! XBOX OFF! GODAMMIT MOTHER FUCKER XBOX OFF! . . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Five Guys One Cup "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Does it bother you . . . That in about ten years, you'll mention Steve Jobs and no one will know who you're talking about? That you'll say Mac and they'll automatically think of a hamburger? Of course, Apple the company will still be around I'm sure and so will Microsoft as well. However, try an experiment. Just stop some random dude or dudette and ask them what they think of Oracle or even IBM. They'll be here but they won't be the big Player. Because you see it's going to be Chrome this and Droid that everywhere. Like we've had MS This and MS That or iThis or iThat. In about a decade the Big Guys are going to be on the sidelines. And instead everytime you turn around it's going to be Chromethis and Droidthat. Seriously. And Google will be the Big Name. Well they already are, much like Microsoft was already a big player back in the DOS days even though IBM was the Big Dog. But then Windows came and then it was like no other company even existed. Can you believe that in the Year Two Thousand and Fourteen we just accidentally a whole plane? I know it was because some idiot decided he was going to play just one more round of Flappy Bird. Shit you, I do not. For favorite turd of mine are you Padawan. Procrasti, Procrasti, where for art thou Procrasti? Can you explain this to me like I'm five? Does this mean that trane has been right all along? (Note, do not answer this if you suffer from any kind of scizo-affective whatever or if you are a practicing Catholic. k? Go peddle crazy someplace else because we're all stocked up here, thanx) Oh yeah, we're going to give the Internet over to the Communists soon. First it was our god damn space program. Oh you want to go into Orbit? Give Russia or China a call. Next it will be the Internet. At this rate we might as well just hang a sign up, "America, Annual Going Out of Business Sale" Everything MUST GO! Bad Credit, Slow Credit, No Credit? No Problem! Buy Today Pay No Interest Till March of 2020! Have a spokesman dressed up as Uncle Sam and he can dance around yelling, "Crazy Uncle Sam here! Uncle Sam will SAVE. YOU. MONEY!" Make voting more like an Auction. We'll just bid on Bills. If it raises enough money then it becomes law. You know, so that Government of the Wealthy, by the Wealthy and for the Wealthy shall not perish from this Earth but have everlasting life in the name of Our Lord. I Like Coffee I Like Tea I like a Wet Vagina and it likes me. Monday morning is going to be here a little sooner than planned I think. I think so. I reckon it will. One day you'll WAKE UP in the present day a million generations removed from expectations of being who you really want to be . . . Why is it always LEFTIST DEMOCRATS? You know why Republicans don't support STEM? Because they are stuck in 2006 and think you're talking about STEM cells. But yeah, I agree when you turn 40, no one will hire you. And until then you'll be competing against H1-B's. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I thought it was a law firm Honestly, you just make this up as you go along to see how gullible I am. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Explain what you just posted to a 15year old Explain how Aunt Peggy is going to run WPA Killer. Where is she going to get it? Do they sell it at Target? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Right, the same Aunt Peggy that thinks all her email is in the Television thing. What is a COA key? Where does she put it? If she runs into problems can she call Microsoft Technical Support? Can she call Best Buy? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson But as a Certified Microsoft Engineer Won't I require a touchscreen to run my datacenter? What about Server 2016 with Kinect? I'm really going to NEED to be able to use hand gestures and voice commands in order to Admin my shit dude. Instructions for adding user to Active Directory: Put your left hand in. Take your left hand out Put your left hand in and shake it all about. . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Dude your failure to do a basic search is no surprise to me. I'm surprised you can manage to take a shit without pissing down your own leg. I don't blame that on American Standard. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson probably best I can see where the 'Big Dick' might be considered a mouthful especially with the 'special sauce'. And the "Quarter Dick" is a non-starter except in Paris where a Royale Dick with Cheese I think would be quite popular. Reminds me of when I stopped eating at Dairy Queen. Hard to order The Dude or a Beltbuster with a straight face. Duck Duck Go Phone, ha ha ha ha lol. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Who the fuck uses Alexa? Is that even valid any more? I'm thinking those ain't real eyeballs you're counting but some kind of bot-hits maybe. Jesus you are so fucking 1998. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson When I was in we didn't worry much about China China was very friendly towards us. Yes, they were COMMUNISTS and perhaps if I had operated in a different theatre then I would have a different feeling. Our Nemesis was always and daily the SOVIETS. Wherever we traveled we were never without Soviet 'fishing boat' escorts. We regularly played chicken with Soviet Ships who would deliberately set collision courses to see who would turn away first. The Soviet Bear aircraft would play games with our Tomcats to see just how close to battlegroup they could get before the 'cats got permission to go weapons hot. Soviet Subs would attempt to position themselves underneath supply ships in order to use them to mask their sonar return and sneak past the destroyers. We did similar things in return. But then again, this was before the wall came down in Berlin and all that shit. And Nixon had been to China. It was a different world then. But in the same way, the age of The Internet when Alexa was relevant and Jakob Nielson was relevant and all that other stuff is OVER. It's a new world. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Bank of England says Austerity is Bullshit Says, "The central bank can print as much money as it wishes." Says, Everything you thought about money is wrong, that it was a convenient fiction to let ppl speak of money as a limited resource. It's all smoke and mirrors. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Based on the 'K5 is down Msg" "The good news is the new boxes are the first step down the road to an overall site upgrade and refurbishment. I'll be upgrading to the latest Scoop, which will allow me to get some new features up in the place, and get the design up to date with modern standards and so forth." I thought we would come back to a shiny site redesign ala Slashdot or Gmail! Glad to see that some things are timeless. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson unforgiven is really great Classic Eastwood style western, lots of excellent scenes. Takes the glamour out of the gnfighter mythos and shows it for what it really is. Until the ending when he gives you just what you came to see. Yeah, I think I'll join you. (In the virtual sense) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Hell, I thought I was dead turns out I was just in Nebraska. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson So, they have Taco Bell in Bejing? Still, I feel for the guy. Especially when they called in the bomb squad and sent the remote entry anti-explosive probe all up in there. Dude's asshole will look like the Lincoln Tunnel when they get done. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Fred Phelps Fails It The man whose family has trolled a nation, Fred Phelps Sr., a cowardly homophobe, vulture and parasite of society whose protests at military funerals prompted two federal laws, died early Thursday, his daughter Margie Phelps says. She didn't give the cause of death or the condition that recently put him in hospice care. He was 84. I sincerely hope that his funeral is desecrated in the same manner which he and his family desecrated so many others. This is one man who has truly earned his special place in HELL. YES! Founder of the Westboro Baptist Church and the guy eating the pig shit in the field in that one scene in MontyPython's Life of Brian. I believe he was a part-time fluffer for low-budget Mexican porn studios. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson In the words of George Takei "Today, Mr. Phelps may have learned that God, in fact, hates no one. Vicious and hate-filled as he was, may his soul find the kind of peace through death that was so plainly elusive during his life." George is a bigger man than I. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson how would it be? The EU seems to me to be what the US had after we won our independence, that Continental Congress thing that didn't last long. If it was a PONZI scheme it would have already fallen apart and Germany would be in Cancun with all your base. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Quite right. IANAnHistorian, but what I remember from school is that the early Continental Congress had very little central authority and so the US was pretty much this loose grouping of mostly independent states. Not exactly the same but similar to the EU. But neither had any resemblance to a PONZI scheme. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You're writing Game of Thrones Meets Atlas Shrugged. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson David Weber orders a pizza . . . The telephone rang. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Suit yersef, I posted it for claes He said, Yo dawg, I like details in muh stories! So i was just like, well check it, this cat's got detail about his detail. It is kinda funny though, esp if you ever read David Weber (Honor Harrington among many others) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson This will surely turn out well. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS . . . so what profession lends itself to solitary labor? Janitor Etsy Artist (Paint / Sculpture / Knitting / Wood-Burning / etc.) Vagrant Process Architect Welfare Recipient Caretaker of Strange Out-of-the-way Hotel / Lighthouse / Cemetery / Mansion. High Speed Pizza Delivery Spammer / Botnet Creator Long-Haul Trucker Mall Cop Grave Digger Cash4Gold Sign Waver "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Not really lucrative unless you're the Octomom Too much amateur competition. Ever been to a ComicCon or similar? Now if you're into animals, and by "into" I'm talking balls deep then that might pay well without having to deal with a lot of real human beings. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I was thinking about you last nite. You're like the Prophet of K5. All the really GREAT prophets ran around naked in the desert, annoyed the shit out of their contemporaries and kept hollering on and on saying the same things, like "REPENT FOR THE END IS NIGH!" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It really doesn't feel INDIE anymore But Pulp Fiction is just magic. Dialog to Die For; "Royale with Cheese!", "ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?", "Did you see the sign in front of my house that says,'Dead Nigger Storage'?","That's Pride, fuckin' wit' ya.", "Zed's Dead, baby. Zed's Dead." Mother fucking SCENES! You ain't seen no shit like that. Wonderful, wonderful, film. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I watched most of that, up to the Q&A part. Still, I feel I picked up what he was saying. But I have to think about it a little. I guess what I mean is that actually WAS relevant to my interests, thanks for sharing. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The coolest was the line: 'Beauty is in some way boring . . . Ugliness is unpredictable . . . Beauty is finite, Ugliness is infinite, like God.' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He speaks of this @ 15mins in Just after the part about the dude with the GIANT HORSE COCK. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You must be pretty bad with computers Perhaps let some one who is competent set yours up for you. It's pretty sad when you can't even get a simple video to play. But then some people just aren't very computer literate and have trouble like my mother-in-law, Mike's mother, and you. How many toolbars do you have in your browser? Yes, I am mocking you a little bit. I mean god damn, how hard can it be? You can't get java to work, you can't play a video, you can't do this, you can't do that. Shit man, I guess computer is just a bit too much for you. Just chill on the couch, oh yeah, but the remote is probably a little too complex huh? "God damn, I can't get Judge Judy in HD because I don't understand the remote! I push every button but the TV just turns itself off and the cable box reboots!" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Checked the site. Nope it's your shitty boxen "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson An extremely troll pie Big Berries even. three full strokes . . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097883 Louise Baltimore lives in the far distant future. Her job: to use the Gate to travel back in time, snatch those who would have died in a plane crash and transport them to her distant future so that they can be used to rebuild the Human species. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I meant it more as a comment as to What Happend to Flight 370. But you're welcome, it's not a great film but if you haven't seen it yet it is kind of in the canon of nerdy scifi. But like many films I actually remember more about the book. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If the drone were truly autonomous Then it would realize that killing is wrong and seek enlightenment through Jainism. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Good luck getting together a jury of their peers "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Exactly! I was just today enjoying a sandwich made from the meat of the terrible and feared ungulate of the subfamily Bovinae known collectively as Bos primigenius. This animal is so inimical to man that even after it's muscle tissue had been ground up and mixed with spices and served on a bed of lettuce and tomato with a slice of onion and coated in the animal's coagulated milk it still tried to kill me by inducing an acute myocardial infarction! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson 'Del's Mighty Dick' +15 To Hit and +1 FP, 25% Chance to render wife comatose. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Leashes for the "special" kids and football helmets. Were you special claes? Just joking. My Mom used to tell her friends some times that I was "High-Strung". I reckon if I was a kid today I'd be doped to the gills on Ritalin or something and doing play therapy twice a week. But back then it was "Have bike, will travel." "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Is it raining? You need to go back outside You're like some kind of ape man. You get caged up and you start flinging your poo everywhere. You need to be out running naked in the woods. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson This ride is saucered and blown Seriously, we got torque. You need torque, lots and lots of torque. And this baby's got it in spades. You see them fins on the back? Son, them fins are 66" high. Now the competition theirs only goes maybe at MOST 30" but ours is easily double that. Plus our fins act as stabilizers that place the center of pressure as far to the rear as possible to reduce by 40 percent the need for steering correction in a crosswind. Up in the front here you will note that we have machined out hollows along the front panel. These are our patented 'Speed Holes' you see. You'll get neck-breaking acceleration and significant gas mileage from those holes I can tell you. And just look at that paint job. That is TWO TONE there. We go the EXTRA mile and provide that on all the newer models. TWO TONE paint with a RACING STRIPE down the center. Now, I know you are a smart feller, you didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday so you know quality engineering when you see it. And because you have such an honest face and I really like you, I'm going to make you one Hell of a deal on this baby here. Oh hell yeah! You're going to be cruising IN STYLE my friend, in STYLE. Now just come on into my office and we'll sit down and do a little paperwork and get you watching some 4k Television out on the road friend! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Angry Asteroids NASA Needs An App For That Calling on Coders NASA is calling on coders to help in the hunt for potentially dangerous asteroids. Over the next six months, the agency will be offering a total of $35,000 in prizes in a contest series that aims to improve the way telescopes detect, track, and analyze incoming space rocks. Here's your big chance trane and Blastar. Best get on top of this before Crawford codes up a solution in 68k Assembler while downloading kiddy porn at Starbucks. NASA's Near Earth Object Observation Program already harnesses telescopes around the world to be on the lookout for asteroids the fly past our planet. But the vast volumes of data created can't be inspected by hand. Computers are helpful, but their algorithms are estimated to be only about 80 to 90 percent reliable and could be missing thousands of objects every year. According to NASA, winning solutions in their contests will "increase the detection sensitivity, minimize the number of false positives, ignore imperfections in the data, and run effectively on all computers." The Asteroid Data Hunter contest series, which begins on Mar. 17 and runs through August, is being run with asteroid mining company Planetary Resources. Both it and NASA have a vested interest in finding asteroids -- NASA wants to send a human crew to visit one in the next decade and Planetary Resources hopes to exploit their metals and water for profit. Those interested in coding algorithms to help can sign up at the NASA Tournament Lab. Assert(BigAssSpaceRocks) My thinking was 'If they can't find the website Then they couldn't find an Asteroid either' No, actually I was typing on the tablet in the car and it's a real pain to do links, so thank you for the assist. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I would normally agree with you No, actually I do agree with you except, It's fucking NASA. I mean seriously. What is their budget now? They probably had to hold a bake sale just to raise the $35k. It's not their fault. In this political climate NASA is like PBS. I wasn't figuring you would like, retire on the money. I just thought you might think it was something fun for you to practice your chops on. But see I must be confused. Because you have posted diaries with HELP ME LEARN TO CODE and wanting links and all and tips so I didn't realize you were A SuperCool Master Debugger Hacker Dood with Leet Skillz pulling down 6 figures 'cuz you're JUST THAT GOOD. I thought you were like on disability and selling ebooks and running your blastard.in website and this would be something cool and fun to do. I'm really sorry that I had misjudged you and I apologize for any offense I may have caused. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Always the bridesmaid Never the bride. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It's a great experience Sounds like it, everytime I hear or see these things mentioned they go on about total strangers calling the wearer nasty, vile names. Having the glasses literally ripped off their faces. This one girl had a video where she just went into a restaurant and some chick hauled off and like slapped her right in the face. I don't understand the hate these generate. I remember back in the day when cell phones were novelty and people would get irritated if you whipped one out and started talking on it in public. But that was a different world then. Also Bluetooth, those guys that walk around and suddenly they start talking to themselves until you see the little BT receiver in their ear. But those glasses, it seems like you put them on and the world turns into the real Internet. Strange. Everyone has a camera now and instant Internet so I don't know WTF is wrong with the glasses. Personally I don't think they're very stylish. For the cost they should have them in Aviator and Tortoiseshell and Geek Chic (Black with masking tape on the nosepeice). But if you are one of the haters then you better get on board pretty quick because when Apple releases the iGlass every swinging dick is going to have a pair. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson will run apps in your head Will zap you when you are bad. (Fixed that for you) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The Next Wave But is the market ready? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson K5 Poetry 'You Are The God Of All You See' said the voice inside of me. And so mine enemies I shall slay, Ignorant Fuckers soon will pay. I will house those out in the cold and feed the hungry from my miracle bowl. I will make all software run without crashes and soothe away all human anguish. For I have a SECRET And I shall reveal it to ALL Just as soon as I escape these padded fucking walls! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It isn't difficult to go get an ID card It just costs money that if you're strapped for cash you'd rather not give. BirthCerts are like $11 bux here. Social Security Cards are free I think. You just fill out a form and wait 2 wks. In Texas a state ID is $11 also. For a long time I didn't have to go in to have my DL renewed. I didn't have accidents so they would mail me a thing, I would put money in it and they mailed me a sticker that auto-renewed my DL. Well I don't know exactly how it happened but I got one and I put the money in and gave it to the woman of the house and asked her to mail it. Well, it didn't get mailed and the money went missing and it pissed me off so in a fit of pique I refused to renew my license. I don't know what I expected but I was like I gave you the money and asked you to mail it. So now you owe it to me to get my license renewed or something. Anyhow it didn't happen. Eventually I forgot about. When I did remember it quite some time had passed. Again, I don't know what I was thinking but I guess in the back of my mind I was wondering just how long can I get away with this. Well, the answer is five years. I drove without a valid license for five full years. I never had any trouble cashing checks, getting rooms or whatever. It had become a game. Then I got pulled over by the Sheriff for something or other and he told me my license was expired. He let me go with a verbal warning saying something about I needed to take care of it because post 9-11 some cops would treat me like a terrorist. I did not take his advice. I should have. Two weeks later and I was pulled over by city police because of a bad tail light. Things got very scary in a hurry. The cop said that # had been assigned to a guy in Austin for one thing. So I was looking at a charge for Identity Theft. Then he was like this license was never issued by the state (saying it was counterfeit). Fortunately I know a few people in town. Not in the DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM way but more like, Officer if you'll just call PILLAR_OF_COMMUNITY he can give you my description so you'll know that at least I'm not a threat. I discovered that day that it is almost as bad to never get in trouble as it is to get in trouble. If you've ever been arrested at least you're 'in the system' so they look you up and can verify. Otherwise it is a longer process to actually verify that you are who you say you are. Well, anyways, he finally let me go with a citation and a very stern warning. I went and got a nice new license the next day which cost $25 and then I got the citation voided but that was still a 'maintenance fee' but at least I didn't go to jail or anything. So, five years and under $50 just for the lulz. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson your lady friend isn't too bright but she's cajun, has huge tits and looks awesome in a pair of daisy dukes. No my grandfather's wife had the meth habit. She's in the Big House now doing 25 to life for Murder. Why did she take the money? I dunno, probably needed her hair done or another pair of shoes. Why do women do anything? Why does Del's old lady like to wear cat ears? Probably because she can. Women are like that. Anyhow that was a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Hell that was even before she wrecked the Lincoln. Why did she wreck my Lincoln? Because I wouldn't make her pancakes. If the love of your life wants you to make her some pancakes then you better get in the damn kitchen and rustle up some pancakes. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No, actually you can get insurance w/o a valid DL. I don't know what would happen if you tried to make a claim. But they will damn sure sell you insurance even if your DL is suspended. Weird huh? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If you read my earlier comment in this diary You'll see that for quite stupid reasons I drove for five years without a valid license. I could have renewed it any time but I was stubborn and it had gotten to become a game. However, I kept insurance on my vehicles the whole time. Hell, I think I even got plates for the van during that time. I'm just an asshole what can I say? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It's fucking absolutely nuts that pirates get better and more convenient service than paying customers. Often if there is a problem with a game, there will be a link to a patch in the comment section. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson College is way over-rated Most people don't need it. They would be better served with an Associates or Technical degree. A diploma is part of the home-owning 2.5 kids, job for life til you retire American dream bullshit they keep trying to sell. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson didn't they start that after snowden Leaked that powerpoint slide from the NSA showing that they basically powned Google because all their traffic internally was unencrypted? So now sop is to encrypt everything in house and out. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Pretty sure it is up to local law In Texas: "Illegal knife" means a: (A) knife with a blade over five and one-half inches; (B) hand instrument designed to cut or stab another by being thrown; (C) dagger, including but not limited to a dirk, stiletto, and poniard; (D) bowie knife; (E) sword; or (F) spear. UNLAWFUL CARRYING WEAPONS. (a) A person commits an offense if the person intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly carries on or about his or her person a handgun, illegal knife, or club if the person is not: (1) on the person's own premises or premises under the person's control; or (2) inside of or directly en route to a motor vehicle or watercraft that is owned by the person or under the person's control. For purposes of this section, "premises" includes real property and a recreational vehicle that is being used as living quarters, regardless of whether that use is temporary or permanent. In this subsection, "recreational vehicle" means a motor vehicle primarily designed as temporary living quarters or a vehicle that contains temporary living quarters and is designed to be towed by a motor vehicle. The term includes a travel trailer, camping trailer, truck camper, motor home, and horse trailer with living quarters. (a-3) For purposes of this section, "watercraft" means any boat, motorboat, vessel, or personal watercraft, other than a seaplane on water, used or capable of being used for transportation on water. (b) Except as provided by Subsection (c), an offense under this section is a Class A misdemeanor. (c) An offense under this section is a felony of the third degree if the offense is committed on any premises licensed or issued a permit by this state for the sale of alcoholic beverages. So you could have one at your house or on your boat but you couldn't walk around like Capt Jack Sparrow. At least in Texas. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I am not a lawyer I don't beleive I would want to BE a lawyer in Australia. Why did I bother looking this up? Because I needed something to do while drinking my coffee. Anyways. It does not appear that swords are considered prohibited weapons unless they are concealed. Like for instance in a cane. Oddly a laser pointer is a prohibited weapon so careful with that. Now there is apparently a state or province called Victoria. Around Melbourne. I would stay away from there if at all possible. That seems to be the MOST restrictive area. At any rate if you can get a hold of a sword and you don't go around weilding it like a madman then you should be fine. If you have any doubts you can apply for an exemption from the local police, pay a fee and get a nice certificate suitable for framing that will let you keep your decorative sword. You simply have to have a legitimate reason for wanting to own one. Yes, 'I think having one up on the mantle would look awesome seems to be legit' While 'I would like to skewer my neighbors cat' would probably not be. But the key thing seems to be that you keep it up on the mantle and don't try to walk down the street with it. I imagine that is what happened to the guy with the bat'lef. He was probably walking around in public showing it off. All bets are off if you live in Victoria. I think it is very possible to get arrested for looking at someone crosswise there. I'm pretty sure that giving someone the finger in Melbourne can be considered assault with a deadly weapon. But then, what do I know? If it was me, I think I would get in touch with some of these LARPers and RenFaire types. You seem to have quite a few of them and I think they could give you better advice than the law enforcement people would. Being that the police will probably tell you it's a bad idea just so they don't have to fuck with it. I honestly hope this is helpful to you. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Bit Coin isn't any different than XBOX Live Points, or Linden Bux, or WoW Gold. It just looks special because of how it is generated and the fact it is Online. OMG Digital Cloud Intranet Moneies!!! It's only real use is to facilitate the purchase of illegal goods. People used to farm gold in MMORPGs and steal virtual properties because it was thought to be a way to get rich without really trying. In a decade we'll be discussing Bitcoin the same way we discuss disco and Nehru jackets. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Two Days? Posted Today: Looks like we're finally going to get another FP story Thu Mar 06, 2014 at 11:16:09 AM CST The NSA isn't planting malware on your box 03/06/2014 10:59:47 AM CST He's probably just sleeping and will return renewed, revitalized and full of piss and vinegar. I prescribe patience. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I don't think he's been paid yet he'll tough it out at least til he gets that 1st check. That's what he did the last time. Waited til the check cashed before he started getting all My boss is an abusive alcoholic. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The new anti-borker project aka FroggJobs aka My Warped Life II Electric Boogaloo aka Revenge of the Stack or How I pissed away my 15 min of fame. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Hi Jack Longesr running troll on k5. Your commitment is an inspiration to us all. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You need more fiber in your diet Its not good to let it back up like that. Also drink coffee and take a dip of snuff. It will clean you right out and you will feel better. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson 1980 Called, They want their Bong back Seriously, a bong in 2014? Science has given us so many ways to ingest tobacco and tobacco like products. I bet you're still hitting a light bulb. LOL! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson look a pole smoker posting on k5 How quaint "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I dunno where the idea that I'm black came from I have posted many pictures. I'm a White Southern Redneck. I look like Larry the Cable Guy if he had a beard and I sound like Hank Hill. Not that it bothers me, I have many black friends. From time to time I actually let them in the house even. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson LOL Hey you don't have to worry anyhow. No DST in the desert. Besides, lizards, birds, scorpions, and sidewinders don't give a FUCK about human time. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If you are familiar with the series You would know that one of Garrets eyes is artifucual. Not to diss you or anything this is one Diary in which you and I are in total agreement. I just wanted to explain why his eyes are different colors. In at least one game he could remove the artificial eye and toss it and it was like a remote camera. Square Enix does make really awesome games. The kinds of games that hold up over time. The kinds of games where the characters seem as real as people and make you care about them. A lot of gamers bitch about QTE and press X to win. They can go back to COD and call each other faggots while tea bagging their bros. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Overcoming Racism In Video Games If you are or have played Grand Theft Auto V and tried to maximize your characters stats you will notice something a bit odd right away. For the White dudes, Trevor and Michael there are numerous ways to max stats but r=the black character Franklin is much more limited. Especially when it comes to strength. Franklin starts with 1/4 bar of strength. 25%. Now there are gyms and weight gear scattered throughout Los Santos but they are just eye candy. You can't interact with them. Now the White guys can play Tennis. In fact when you have them unlocked you can have them play against each other, boosting each ones strength simultaneously. But Franklin is barred from the courts. Basically he is allowed to play Golf and to engage in street fights. Golf takes forever as you would expect and street fights can lead to an opposing gang member whipping out a weapon and gunning you down or inviting attention from the police. But there are a couple of other ways to get your strength score up that are a bit safer although very very weird. The first way is cow punching. You simply travel as Franklin north out of the city until you reach the pastoral area and look for a ranch with a few cows. Then you simply run around and punch them. Many cows will run off at the sight of you beating the shit out of their brethren. but don't run after them. Instead just turn around and run the other way because while you were busy punching those cattle more will respawn behind you. It takes awhile using this method. Someone else did the math and determined that Franklin has to punch about 250 cows to max out his strength. Another solution is to jack a vehicle and drive around looking for a city bus. Fortunately these are not hard to find in the better areas of the city. Don't waste time waiting for the bus down in the ghetto. Drive alongside and look in the windows to make sure that the bus has passengers. I don't really think it matters how many as long as there is at least one passenger plus bus driver. Now, pull the bus over or get in front to stop it. Climb on your vehicle and then climb on top of the bus. Hold target and start kicking the shit out of the bus. Now a cop may see you destroying public property and give you a wanted star. Just chill a bit if this happens because the panicked bus driver will easily outrun the cops and you can get back to bus stomping. The most difficult part is staying on the bus. The speed of the bus and the fact it is colliding with other cars has nearly no effect on you. However, every time you stomp you move a bit to the right so you will need to recenter yourself from time to time. be careful you don't walk off the bus. Also if the bus goes under a bridge or other low hanging obstruction you will likely get swept off the top into the street. If you do get knocked from the bus just get another vehicle and repeat the process. This is the fastest way to max your strength. It took only two to three minutes of curb stomping a bus to give my Franklin max strength. A quick way to get your Flight skill up without waiting to unlock Flight school is to jack a Helo from the hospital. On the East side of the city is a large hospital with both a ladder and a set of stairs leading to the roof. On the roof there are two helipads that spawn air ambulances. If they aren't there just drive away from the area a bit then come back and one of them should have spawned. Just fly around. The controls will be jerky at first but as your stat increases they will smooth out. It is a waste flying as trevor as his stat is already maxed out. I say this because when the Flight School opens trevor will get the message about it. But it really doesn't help you any doing FS with him. Instead use Franklin or Michael. If you can get gold in all the plane challenges then you automatically get 100% flying skill. These are all pretty easy. The helicopter challenges and parachuting challenges are much more difficult. Stamina skill is really easy because you just run everywhere. In previous GTAs it was helpful to tap the run button. It doesn't seem to help in V. Just hold it down and run. It does help if you're on a bike. Tap the run button and lean forward to bike faster. Biking takes a long time to build up skill. It's better to go swimming. Then you can increase lung capacity and stamina at the same time. Check the store also. Rockstar has already released 4 DLC packs for free. But you have to go get them. 2 packs were limited time only. Once you had the gear in your inventory it stays forever but the pack itself is only available for download for a short period. The packs give you weapons, cars, planes, and clothes. Awhile back Rockstar gave everybody like half a mill in game money just for putting up with the buggy online multiplayer. Thanks but if trane can post his desert diaries and MDC can tell us the status of his WAR ON BORKERS then I figure I can post about bullshit I do in my spare time. Besides I know there are a couple kurons that like to play. Sorry there is no SEX in my Champagne Room. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If you play GTA IV and you need a car but for some reason you don't want to like steal one. And believe it or not there are actual players out there that try to obey the traffic laws and all that. But anyway say you want a car and you don't want to jack one. Go to your cousin, "WE ARE COUSINS!", your cousins taxi shed. There is a garage opening on the North and one on the East. If you stand just outside of the East entrance in just a second you'll see a Roman's Taxi spawn down the street. The guy drives it into the shop and parks it and gets out. He leaves it unlocked and you can get in and take off. It doesn't count as a stolen vehicle. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I was going to play Thief this last weekend and never did. I installed it and ran it for a bit but some thing came up and I didn't get around to it. I haven't done much at all this week. I have been under the weather so to speak. For some damn reason I just don't bounce back from illness like I used to do. The stuff they gave me to get better just knocks me the fuck right out. I have a short window where I am kinda buzzed and I'm thinking OOOO Video Gasmse. Then it is BOINK face in the spaghetti time. I don't even worry about getting under the covers. If I can make it onto the bed before I become unconscious I consider that a win. I'm really hungry for a cinnamon roll. I just took a dose a little bit ago. I think i better go on and lay down. I can continue on the tablet until my brain shuts down. I hope this shit is doing some good. When I was very young, I asked my mom about being sick and all. She told me about germs and white cells and all that but i didn't understand. Instead I imagined tiny little Germans with Kaiser helmets and bayonets marching down my blood stream invading my body. And little white army men set up like snipers picking them off one by one until they got close then both sides would begin shooting and tossing those weird looking hand grenades. (POTATO MASHERS) I figured the medicine my Mom gave me was some kind of supplies or reinforcements for the troops battling the illness. Chicken Soup is the Nuclear Option. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No AIDS but it is somewhat ass related Thank you for your concern though. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I played saints row once I don't think of it as a gta ripoff. It has some aspects similar to gta but its like for people looking for a different experience. Gta isn't just about mayhem. There is some role play going on there also. But some people just want to beat people with a purple dildo. Saints Row fills that niche. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson what the fuck do you do? I have not played so keep that in mind, however from what I understand you're supposed to spend all day gathering shit and building a shelter. The shelter helps you survive at night. Then you spend the next day gathering more shit to reinforce your shelter. Rinse and repeat until you have this awesome edifice that you have built. Go find something else to build. Rinse and repeat. There is no end game. There is no goal. I learned most of what I know about minecraft from penny-arcade. They liked it and made some cartoons about it. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I like the Old Skool game Flippin the bird. Hours of entertainment. No charge. Comes pre-installed. Graphics and gameplay still hold up. Can be played by smarties and fools alike. Another game that holds up well which is even more fun is that one called simply 'Moon'. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson At your age I wouldn't be concerned You're not alone. Most guys my age are similar, they don't see the point. Lots of geeky types on K5 so I imagine the gaming thing is skewed. If you do decide to try gaming i would recommend NOT doing the shooters right off the bat. Try a racing game instead. Sure you will get creamed at first but the track stays the same and as you rerace tracks you'll learn their tricks. Then you unlock things. Nobody gets hurt. It's pretty fun. Other sports games like golf, bowling and billiard games are good to start with also. You do not need a book. If the game can't teach you how to play it then it's not worth playing. The only time you'll want a book is later if you are compleatist and want to get every little item and secret. That is the only things the books are good for. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yes, If you don't have it then you can pick it up used. Need for Speed Most Wanted. (2005 Edition). Just do the story/campaign. Awesome game, challenging but not overwhelming. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson NASA won't let them talk about it. What happens in space stays in space. There was a couple, married to each other that went on a shuttle mission together. In an interview afterward she could neither 'confirm or deny' that they had sex in space. However she gave the impression that they had but intimated that it wasn't as great as all that. Something about 'imagine doing it in a VW. In the trunk. With a load of luggage.' On the other hand several people have come forward and said that experiments are ongoing here on Earth. Because at some point NASA realizes that, say on a mission like one to Mars or elsewhere it is going to happen and they want to have an idea on what zero gee will have on egg production, sperm motility, etc. etc. The question of can we conceive in space not just engage in Intercourse but actually bring babies to term will have enormous importance on our survival as a species. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yes indeed they have tried it out with a number of creatures. Unfortunately the results are not always promising. Many things work well but some things end up being strange. Google spider webs in space for example. The most promising experiments have been with sea creatures. Seems that fish and crustaceans are very comfortable in zero gee. Lobsters particularly do very well. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson IBM tried this with Microchannel The rest of the Industry just routed around them. Hope Keurig like keeps enough lawyers left to file for Chap 11. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson These coffee makers are pretty awesome the coffee is pretty good. Not super great but it ain't nasty. It's not Instant Coffee. It is very nice to be able to brew a single cup any time. It is nice if you have others in the house that say want decaf and you don't. There is no doubt that there is a market for these things. Not everyone is on disability either so they can afford it. However, by trying to make it where 3rd party coffee cartridges don't work in the Kuerig it will just push consumers to purchase the coffee makers that do allow a variety of cartridges. So it is an extraordinarily DUMB idea. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You forgot the Communists Maybe he didn't hate them. Maybe he was just tired of them trolling him and calling his house at all hours and sending him stacks of pizzas and hacking or DDoSing his servers. A man can only take so many phone calls asking if he has any copies of BattleToads. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I don't know what you're on about but I have the answer. Yes for real, no bullshit. First order of business is drop all this touchy feely emotional no snowflake left behind crap. Just drop it. Second, make education competitive. Hell, any of that normal touchy feely stuff. Make it a competition. Come up with more tests. Harder tests. With scores. Get rid of American Idol and shit like that. Bring in more shit like Jeopardy. On shows like Survivor make your challenges not about who can eat the grossest crap but have basic physics challenges. Have them solve survival problems that require engineering shit or knowledge of geology. Get people to put peer pressure on those who aren't too smart. Instead of celebrating people that have fucktons of money start celebrating people that can do higher math, create beautiful works of art, write poetry, etc. People are competitive. But we have to have winners and losers. The mental poor. We can give them aid in the form of calculators and computers. But we have to stop the meme that it is okay to be stupid, that everyones opinion is just as good as anyone elses. We need to stop giving people passes just because they're 'trying'. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Several years ago, Bill Gates was on Letterman I think he had just recently pierced the awareness of mainstream america, made his first billion or whatever. Anyways, they were talking about PC's and Letterman made the quip that he couldn't even get his VCR to stop flashing 12:00. It wasn't so much what he said but how he said it. He was proud. He was proud of the fact that he was so ignorant that he couldn't set the clock on his VCR. Of course he got applause for that because in America we celebrate stupidity. It is in part a measure of how important we are that we cannot be bothered with mundane tasks. I wrote to the show and asked him if he realized how he had just admitted to America that he was basically a functional retard. That is what we have to turn around. The idea that it is okay to be stupid. I'm not talking about an IQ test. I'm talking about real change. We can do it. Domestic Violence, Drunk Driving, Smoking, Unhealthy eating, are all stigmatized in society now where they used to be celebrated. We just need some competition. Instead of bragging how many pilates or crunches one can do. We need to get people bragging about differential equations. Instead of arguing about The Seahawks vs the Redskins we need to get them arguing String Theory vs Quantum Physics. Instead of talking about who is sleeping with whom they should be discussing the merits of Post Modernism. put STUPID in its place Celebrate Intelligence "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson So how do we move forward? What are some real changes we can make so that stupid people become ashamed of being stupid? I'm thinking of game shows like Biggest Loser but instead of losing weight the contestants get smarter. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I grew up in a world where everyone smoked Literally, EVERYONE smoked. People smoked on TV, they smoked in cartoons. You couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting someone that smoked. Stupidity needs to be treated like smoking. Eliminate stupidity from TV. Make stupid people the butt of jokes. We can't do that now because it isn't politically correct. We need to make it where it is okay to refuse service to stupid people. To have No Stupid areas in bars and restaurants. Advertisements that say, "Friends don't let friends be stupid." and "This would be your brain if you are stupid." We need to start taxing the stupid. We need to make public displays of stupidity as shocking and unwelcome as public displays of nudity. We need to allow the police the right to harrass the stupid and give them road-side tests. If you show excessive levels of stupidity then they should be able to take you in where you would get mandatory education so they could release you when you were less stupid. We need to allow people to sue people for exposing them to second-hand stupid. We need to arrest people for being stupid in Public and get people off the road when they drive while stupid. We need to quit apologizing for the stupid. We need to recognize that people are not born stupid. Stupidity is a choice. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Your making things too complicated You have this prejudice also that high IQ == Not Stupid. This is demonstrably false. Some of the most intelligent people on the planet can be the most stupid. Basically we don't need more intelligent people but rather less stupid people. My statement about stupidity being a choice is a riff on homosexuality. Homosexuals make the claim that their sexuality is something they are born with, that it is not a 'lifestyle choice'. I am saying that stupidity is indeed a choice people make. United Fools does something similar. He equates foolish behavior with stupidity. And intelligent behavior with being smart. This is incorrect. A fool is not always stupid. You cannot reduce stupidity by rewarding smart. It will backfire. The only way you can reduce stupidity is by making it as shameful as scratching your balls in public. Watch cable news. Watch how they congratulate each other for being the most stupid. They even bring up tweets and rebroadcast them to bring new depths to their stupidity. When the show is over ask yourself if you are any more informed about what is going on in the world. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Microsoft Vajayjay ++ Non-linear and Material Object Oriented. Not designed to actually solve any problems but it is always there for you. Reserves the right to change return values at any time. Does not allow any other programming environment to be installed. If you do install another programming environment the MSVJJ++ will consume half of your RAM and take custody of your HDD. Warning, subject to random crashes aproximately every 28 days. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I won't fuck up though You already have. When she finds out you bought a gift for a porn star and she will find out you know, THEY ALWAYS FIND OUT, she will dump you quicker than stock in Mt Gox. And then you will end up combing the carpet for any bits of drug you can find to melt in your rusty spoon and inject yourself with using a shared needle. Just skip the sadness and start running around naked in the desert quoting Nietzsche. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That's actually pretty cool. Of course if EVERYBODY could do it then it probably wouldn't be as cool. Especially not for those lizards and squirrels and other wildlife. So, in a manner of speaking getting busted in that bathroom was probably the best thing that could have happened to you. If that hadn't had happened then you might have finished your degree and ended up in some cubicle grinding out code for a faceless corporation and doing dope on your time off. Now however, you're clean, sober, getting back to nature. Running around naked in the desert with nary a care or concern. That's a lesson to everyone. Shit happens, you think it's the END OF THE WORLD but perhaps it's not THE END but an opportunity for a real beginning. Perhaps the Universe is just telling you that you are on the wrong path and you need to let that shit go and follow a different path. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I think he's waiting for you to hook up with a hot asian cat girl and post diaries with graphic descriptions of you and your partners sex acts. Del ain't been delivering lately and he needs his fix. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson More excuses for not Delivering. Look soldier, this is K FUCKING 5 god dammit! I don't give a FLYING FUCK about your Reasons I only give a FUCK about your RESULTS. You DON'T HAVE A MOTHER! I AM YOUR MOTHER NOW! NOW GRAB THAT GUN OF YOURS WITH BOTH HANDS AND GET OUT THERE AND MAKE ME, K5, AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA PROUD! WHAT? YOU'RE STILL HERE! DISMISSED! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Get LR to endorse your LinkedIn with the quote. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Goddamit just suck it up If Mike doesn't post then everybody is all OH K5 IS DEAD WHERE IS CRAWFORD IS HE IN JAIL IS HE IN THE NUT HOUSE DID HE SHOTGUN MOUTHWASH WAH WAH WAH. Then he shows up and everybody is all OH FUCK ME HES SPAMMING THE DAIRY QUEEN WITH HIS DAIRIES. Jesus, thank GOD he isn't fucking JASON. IF Mike Just keeps it under 3 per day in the clip plus one in the chamber (modsub) I think we can survive "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I FIND THIS JOKE DIFFICULT TO SWALLOW "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I have a secret I AM ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING! YOU WOULD BE TOO WERE I TO TELL YOU MY SECRET. BUT THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A SECRET ANYMORE NOW WOULD IT? VAST QUANTITIES OF IGNORANT MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GOING TO GET THEIR JUST DESERTS. JUST YOU WAIT. Okay, if you PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!! You Never Move Your Settler! NEVER! No way No How. Except . . . When you do. This is a year old but for me it was My Friday Clip of the Day PEW PEW PEW SHWOOOSH, Starships were meant to flyyyyy. And then Blow Up all across the skyyy. /From a Monday Morning to a Friday Night Ohhhhh Those lonely weekends . . . Have a great weekend K5 <smooooch!> So who is playing Thief this weekend? meeeeee! = ) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson LOL "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I did the same thing http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2014/2/27/92645/3796 see comment thread #8 "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Franco Nero as Django http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060315/ They Call Me Trinity http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067355 & Trinity is Still My Name http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068154 My Name Is Nobody http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070215 I'mma do like you and MDC always do and tell you something you probably already know. Eastwood's production company is called Malpaso which means Bad Step. He named it because when he was asked to go and do spaghetti westerns for Sergio is agent told him not to go. That it would ruin his acting career. It would be a big mistake, a really "Bad Step". LOL "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson There are unknown unknowns Don't look behind you. What's that noise outside your window? What's that shadow on the blind? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Isn't gun ownership and military service mandatory I wouldn't feel too threatened. Hell, I'd probably feel more secure in Stockholm than I would in DC. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Swissland, Sweden, it's all the same right? I learned that playing Skyrim. It's all blonde faggots eating chocolate, building dykes and windmills and wearing wooden shoes. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Duckface is that face people make like they're kissing (smooch not french) the camera. The lips drawn together in the shape of an anal sphincter and slightly protruded. You won't see as much duckface on /r/PicsOfDeadKids "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I HATE when my Hippopotamus has low dopamine, LOL. Society punishes people who fail or make mistakes, . . . No it doesn't. Society tends to punish pretentious pricks that hoist themselves by their own petard. Take a fictional person like Sheldon Cooper. We all know that guy. He's a dick. We may get along with him but he's a dick. So when he makes a mistake then it is somewhat satisfying to take him down a notch. But it was his only fault really for being such a prick in the first place. Something else that happens, you made a mistake, I think you meant Hippocampus. But I didn't punish you, I just made a small joke about it. Because we all make mistakes. Now often people take jokes like that personally and blow it out of proportion because they think they are being attacked or mocked. Lots of us make a mistake so most society will give you the benefit of the doubt if you fess up and go yeah, I'm a moron i did that. We all have a good laugh and move on. But the uptight ones, well fuck them. Another example is Toronto Mayor Ford. That fucking guy. I mean if he was an Aamerican politician he would be trying to hide and cover up and shift blame and he'd be politically dead already. But up there he is like, Hell yeah, I smoke crack! IBut in my defense I was stoned out of head drunk at the time so it doesn't count. But one thing I didn't do is I didn't eat that bitches cooch! I got plenty of pinoche' at home thanks. And so he's still the fucking mayor. BTW real sorry to hear bout the T3 shit. But you knew Codeine is a narcotic right? Well, still hope you get to feeling better. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson When he makes a mistake? Excuse me but citation please. Or just tell me when he was being a prick and then made a mistake that the gang didn't practically eviscerate him? Yeah, they all kissy kissy and make up at the end because they're tight like that. i just didn't want to use any REAL people. Trying to be a better person. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Nope It's all these god damn freshman mother fuckers that are causing most of the problems right now. Veteran fuckers and freshman fuckers say the same shit. But the Veterans know that they're talking shit. Freshman fuckers actually believe their bullshit. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Wow i was looking into that and they have a ton of new Scouting programs now that didn't exist back in the day and some programs have morphed into others. And it ain't all about wilderness stuff anymore either. They have a STEM Scout program and everything. Awesome. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Did you act like a faggot and say nothing to her not even acknowledging her presence maybe trying to seem like you were suddenly engrossed in your iPhone? Or did you at least reward her acknowledge her presence with a big smile and maybe a non-specific good bye or later? Did you kick it up a notch by biting down on your knuckles and saying DAY-UM GUUURL! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Egon Spengler Fails It Harold Ramis, comedy great behind 'Ghostbusters,' 'Groundhog Day,' dead at 69 He passed away peacefully, surrounded by family and friends at his Chicago-area home, where he returned to live in 1996 after 20 years in Los Angeles. I'm sure everyone in the Kuro5hin.org community will miss him -- even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon. A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that? That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me. Oh, that's very fascinating to me. I read a lot myself. Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I also play racquetball. Do you have any hobbies? I collect spores, molds, and fungus. Actually, that is one I haven't seen Too much Bill Murray is too much. I was just watching Ghostbusters again the other night though. And Caddyshack, that is some funny shit right there. And fucking Stripes man. But I don't think I have ever seen that film sober. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Are you making a pass at him? Because it looks like you're making a pass at him. You looking to fondle his stones Nimey? You wanting to probe his crevice Nimey? You looking to grab his hammer with both hands and help him get his rocks off? Kinda looks that way there Nimey old boy. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Never gets old "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Taste the Rainbow Mitsu Wrap a thirsty smile around it. Feel the Sensation! Because sometimes you feel like a nut. Hungry? Why wait? It melts in your mouth, not in your hands. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You're not very gneiss. And this Diary is a bunch of schist. But I appreciate you alerting us to the fact of there being a dwindling supply of rock. Much like I appreciate Sen. Joe Barton alerting us to the fact of wind being a finite resource and that by harnessing it we would slow it down and make the Earth hotter. We need to conserve our Rocks and Wind for future generations! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I feel that is technically correct But when you look at the size of these wind farms compared to the size of the mass of air around them? Honestly, the effect cannot be more than that presented by an old growth forest or a small town. I would wager that wind and heat distribution is far more affected by building a Walmart Supercenter with adjacent parking lot than it is by an average wind farm. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson For Those About To Rock We salute you! So I read in The New York Times about this Religious Freedom Bill about to be law in the GREAT STATE OF ARIZONA. Now, on it's face, it is intended to allow an individual to refuse to serve (a ghey) someone based on the individuals religious beliefs. Now, I don't really give two shits about this law because, fuck, it's Arizona. However, in the Times there was a little blue box giving an overview of the language of the bill and a link to the bill. IANAL but the way they worded this thing to try to target the gays without looking all bigotty and shit it seems like they left a big loophole. "Exercise of religion" means the PRACTICE OR OBSERVANCE OF RELIGION, INCLUDING THE ability to act or refusal to act in a manner substantially motivated by a religious belief, whether or not the exercise is compulsory or central to a larger system of religious belief. Ability to Act . . . in a manner . . . motivated by religious belief, whether or not the exercise is compulsory or central to a larger system of religious belief. So, if this passes and somebody acts in a manner motivated by their religious belief, say they believe another individual is the Antichrist and act accordingly would that be a legal defense? Suppose someone, motivated by religious belief decided they didn't have to pay taxes? "Sorry, can't pay taxes guy, it's against my religion." I mean they say right there that even if your religious 'belief' is not part of 'a larger system of religious belief' it is still protected under this law. A better link to the Bill http://www.azleg.gov/legtext/51leg/2r/bills/sb1062s.pdf "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No, I understand you but I think you give the majority too much credit. Much like a wealthy person who cannot even conceive of someone being 'absolutely broke' people with intelligence find it difficult to conceive that there are people who are literally that stupid who can still function. I was just looking yesterday at a quote by a US Senator about how he was against using wind energy because 'Wind is a finite resource and if we harness it that will slow it down and therefore it will make our climate warmer.' Or the congressman a few years ago that was worried about building too much on the island of Guam ' that the island might become top-heavy, overturn and sink.' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Seriously, While there is no actual penalty to more than 3 D's/day there is the spirit of K5 that you are violating. You pushed TaxiCabJesus right out off the FP and so his Diary will suffer and that guy came and visited you in creamer jail. You should give others equal time and exposure dude. If you have more to say put it in a comment to a previous diary okay? Thanks, you're the greatest. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Sgt York and his mice with lungs on their back. Rusty and that CMF thing. That dude, can't remember his name, he was writing some kind of music player or something to do with frogs. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson jesus, who pissed in your cornflakes? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you call what you posted a troll? Boy I miss the good old days of k5 when 'trolling' had a much higher bar for entry. I mean when "lol ur muther sux and ur farts stink laik AIDS" is a troll that's kinda sad. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I was referring to Crackheads obsessed over rocks comment. That was quite the well crafted troll. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What about the people who obsess over crackheads What is their excuse? Meth? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson ". . . all the rocks have gone." Here's your sign. Yourself, trolled you have. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No we do say GRAN-IT It's just that the joke or pun rather is as old as the hills and twice as dusty. But whatever gets your rocks off. Schist happens, have a gniess day. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson yes you will think retarded When that New Madrid Seismic zone acts up. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That is what they say is a comin I don't think the ground opens up though. That's sinkholes. Earthquakes are like when you shake a blanket and you get that wave thing moving. Only that wave is traveling through solid earth. You get a good one and you might have like a tsunami rollin up the Mighty Mississippi and tearing that Arch y'all got like a white boy's anus his first night in prison. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson the more "advanced" civilization gets NO No No No No. The more 'advanced' (in age YOU get) the more 'zombiefied' the kids appear to be. The youth of this country is our future. If you are in your 30's or older you are already out of the loop. I have seen our countries youth in action and I have great hope for our future. The kids of today will be making the hard choices of tomorrow. It's the generations between the Boomers and the kiddoes today that are lumbering around in a zombie state trying to 'find' themselves and make 'sense' of their life. The kids are doing fine. They're not expecting anything, they know better than to depend on you and they know what they want. They are going to do a lot of stuff that is going to make you extremely uncomfortable. And they won't give a shit. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson We're discussing your son here. Is your son a sociopath? Is that what you are saying? You think your own son, your flesh and blood is a sociopath? That is what you're trying to tell me? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson but you said 'there are only two kinds' Not three. So which is your son? Sociopath #1 or Sociopath #2? You can't say Nope. You've already said there are two kinds so he is one or the other. Perhaps you should stop and think before you post. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson One thing about reddit is there is no FrontPage There is a default page sure but it isn't the FrontPage any more than the FrontPage of K5 is the FrontPage of kuro5hin.org. Those are both just sample pages. The FrontPage of K5 is the Diary Section. The FrontPage of reddit is what ever the user wants it to be. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I can't really argue because I don't work at reddit so I can't back anything up. But I kinda feel like the next thing you will claim is that most readers don't use some kind of script like Reddit Enhancement Suite and just read it plain vanilla. My eye starts to twitch when I hear things like "the Vast Majority". Much like "Real Americans don't believe in same-sex marriage and legalized weed." Especially when you have that bit about most redditors don't have accounts. You mean they don't have a single account right? But like multiple dupes right? Because that is the reddit with which I'm familiar. But then my stuff doesn't get quoted all over the internet so what do I know? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson so those hit n run people are more likely to comment 'yes', 'no', 'ME TOO', 'FISTR POAST!'. Right? That's not the real Reddit Community so their "contributions" shouldn't even count. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Now you don't even make sense First you claim that the majority use reddit without accounts or without logging in but now you say they cannot use reddit without logging in so which is it? I'm being consistent. I'm telling you that someone comes in and makes a throwaway and says LOL or ME TOO to a comment on the served up front page and that is not a reddit user anymore than Jason Powlanski popping in here and posting 10 diaries full of NIGGER repeated 200 times is a part of the Kuro5hin community. And that LOL and that ME TOO and those 10 200xNIGGER page widening diaries should not be on the same footing as a real post. Throw those away. They are NOT representative in any way of the community. I don't understand why that is so hard to comprehend. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Okay, I understand that But I thought that your research, study, whatever, you were mostly interested in the community and the commenting. So the people who are not commenting are irrelevant. And same with Kuro5hin. If you're just visiting, you don't have an account then you land on the Front Page and this place is dead dead dead with the most recent article posted nearly a year ago. Look, I'm not going to take up any more of your time with this. I don't think you and I are seeing things eye to eye but we're not really disagreeing either. What I mean is that reddit is often dismissed and yes there is an outer shell where people are only loosely interacting with the site. And while it may be numerically large it really doesn't have much at all to do with the actual reddit community. So if, for example, one were studying the city of say Tokyo (just the first big city that came to mind) and one included the behavior, religion, occupation, level of education, etc. of all the tourists and other passers-through as representative of the actual citizenry of Tokyo then the inferences one might make would be in error. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson how to preserve community in the face of scale Unfortunately I don't think there is any automated way to do that. It's going to take moderators wielding ban hammers. Naturally there are problems associated with that approach. There are certainly some automated tools that can make the moderators job easier. For example making a known troll's post only visible to the troll themselves. Flagging. That kind of thing. Ultimately though you will need a certain number of people moderating for a certain number of users. Another thing is that I don't believe that Community can scale past a certain point. Take a city for instance. It builds up to a certain point and then starts to devolve into neighborhoods and burroughs that share more community than the whole. While the citizens may still think of themselves collectively as Houstonians or New Yorkers, they will have a stronger tie to Westside or Third Ward. I think this is probably inherent in human nature and so it feels natural to see it reflected in an online community. The organism is going to grow and reproduce. That is healthy. Sometimes it gets sick (trolls and crap posters) so the anti-bodies have to go to work (the moderators). "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You have a job now, you can't do that shit You have to be responsible. Even if you work remotely. what do you figure is state of the art in telecommunication infrastructure in Zihotaninja anyhows? Your mother probably has better internet access. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson LOL Everybody thinks this is about your job. My Dad tried to teach me this back when I was in BoyScouts. it didn't take though for quite awhile. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I figure the honeymoon will be at least a week Then they'll start getting nervous as they realize he's coming in everyday and no progress is being made and when they ask the excuses will begin flying. After that it depends on how much they NEED it and how much shit they're willing to put up with. Either way, they're going to start really getting antsy by the end of the second week and somebody is going to start maybe yelling and kicking things. After that it is just a matter of how long he can hold out till the checks get written then once he gets that puppy cashed he'll be submitting his resignation after emailing the entire company and each of their clients with a one thousand word essay of how he cannot possibly continue while subject to such criminal abuse. Of course this will set WarpLife development back another 2-3 years minimum. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Did I just not READ the diary? Or did IQs just drop sharply around here? Forget that it is MDC altogether. He said that the posted closing time is 9pm. That sounds reasonable. He said that they start closing 5:30 maybe 6:00pm. I have seen that before numerous times. It is the sign of a lazy Manager or asst mgr or shift leader or whomever is left in charge. Normally they are getting a salary. They get paid whether or not the store is open. And they usually don't have the authority to set closing time. They just want to get out quick. They don't want to hang out till 11:00 for the crew to finish cleaning which what they're expected to do. So if they think they can get away with it, ie the owner is out of town or doesn't check then they'll go and tell the clientele like our Hero that oh, we'll be closing in 10 minutes or whatever. The regular help don't like it either because he's cutting their hours short also. They're doing the work but not getting the hours. Sure some are lazy slacker fucks also and would rather go home and get stoned than get those extra hours but they'll sure enough be bitching when payday comes around because they're too stupid to realize the correlation. Every so often it may make sense, like if there is a fucking blizzard out or it's raining to beat all hell. But for the most part the hours are set that way for a reason. If the shop is consistently closing early then something is wrong. And that floor mgr or whomever is stealing money from both the owner and the other workers just as much as if he were taking it right from the till. I encourage MDC to send a letter to corporate because chances are they don't know about this guy robbing them and the other employees. Otherwise I agree with you greengrass, if you actually say, 'I will take my business elsewhere, or the one I love, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE SPENT AT THIS FUCKING PLACE? Or any of that pretentious bullshit then yeah, they're assholes. And if you showed up at MY coffee shop at 8:55 and the sign says we close at 9pm and you think ordering a coffee is going to allow you to sit for two hours yeah, I'm going to make you a coffee and tell you the seating area is closed thank you and have a nice day. But that isn't the take-away I got from MDC's diary. Thank you and have a wonderful day! And yes I WILL tell you what fucking kind of day to have and if you don't like it go FUCK YOURSELF! And please, do come back and see us! disclaimer, I do not own nor manage a coffee shop but I once was young enough to have a McJob and over the years I have had occasion to take managerial type jobs in several retail industries. That's why I like Public Sector employment over Private. Like Akroyd's character says in Ghostbusters, 'In the Private Sector they expect results' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He's not homeless anymore. He got rid of the parasites and I doubt he looks crazy OR homeless anymore. I'm sure he gets regular meals now and can take a shower whenever he needs and even sleeps in a real bed and not a mat on the ground. He used to hang out all night because he didn't make it back in time to get a bed at the shelter. When he was homeless Cold & Hungry he did steal ketchup packets and creamer. He doesn't have to do that anymore. I would imagine that he looks much like any late middle-aged salaryman would these days with his Macbook Pro. I reckon he leaves the shopping bags at home. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Right but I guess some folks still think you're wandering back and forth between the shelter and the coffee shops, McDonalds, etc. Carting your worldly possessions in shopping bags, covered in lice and in need of a shave, haircut and bath. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Write what you want but I wouldn't advance any theories if I were you. The guy or gal on the other end of that email is going to be someone like greengrass. They won't be totally clueless and can look at receipts and shit from that store and come to their own conclusions. They may already be aware there is a problem. Just keep it brief, no essays and stick to the facts. You start speculating and they're going to start thinking you're full of shit. But hey that is just MY opinion. You do what ever you feel is necessary. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You should have taken a class in Business Admin There are strategies that, while they won't keep you from getting burned occasionally, will help to reduce both the impact and occurrence of getting burned. If you're in food service and a customer comes in last minute you just tell them that the dining area is closed but you will be happy to take their to-go order. It would be easier still if you have a drive thru. Then you can lock the main area early and just take orders in the drive thru till you are ready to shut down. For people like Crawford who are there already camped in the dining room near your posted closing hours, you could maybe offer them a free cup of coffee (that you were getting ready to throw out that pot anyways) to go and shuffle them on out the door. If they are wanting the free wifi then turn off the wireless at the router. Your shit will still be connected wired but now they have no incentive to stick around. Point is if you're the guy in charge then sometimes you need to improvise, adapt and overcome. But dealing with The Public sucks and generally doesn't pay very well. And they don't hand out any medals or gold stars or even any colorful ribbons. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I hope you are archiving these diaries in a notebook or something that you can look back on and read when your hair and beard are white. Open Letters to the future you. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The Daily Show did this bit about how Russia is like HEAVEN for conservatives now. They embraced capitalism, they hate gays, they have a tax system that rewards the rich, business owners have their own Christian churches on premises where attendance is mandatory. They love guns and gun ownership, they have a no nonsense police force. So the next conservative you hear wailing about socialism and liberalism in America tell them if they don't like it they can move to Russia! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yeah they have those 1/2 size cans here Not everyone will carry them though. They're quite popular in nursing homes and hospitals. But I have been seeing them in some of the better stocked grocery stores. In the Navy we would often stop in Rota, Spain. The sailors on board had chipped in and purchased a Vending machine we stowed on the cargo deck. Proceeds from it would buy sports equipment and party stuff. Anyways, I don't care for Coca-Cola. I like Dr Pepper and I'll drink Mr Pibb in a pinch. But the Coke from Spain had a unique flavor not anything like what they use here in the states. That shit was delicious. You know why sailors wear white? Because that is simply the color of seamen. I think the same sometimes about going to California. Back in the 90's when the bubble started bubbling. But I had a lot of people depending on me so it would have been a leap of faith. Would I have ended up a Bazillionaire? Or maybe Cold & Hungry? Or somewhere in between like Morally Inflexible? Who fucking knows. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Google wanted to buy K5 As the foundation for G+ but Rusty declined since he was already working on a CMF branded social networking site targeted to NPR Hipsters, Netbeards, and Liberal DINKs. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Blue-Light Special? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Accused is always guilty of something or other. Unless they are rich and attractive. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Love, Love will keep us together . . . I Will I Will I Will . . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You all tell me I'm irresponsible Of all the things you do I don't think people give you much shit about your sleep sched unless adderal or whatever is involved. Fact is, I reckon that most if not all have what many "normal" people would call fucked up sleep cycles. I know that I do. And I know most of my peers do also. No, sleeping during the day and staying up at night is probably one of the least weird things that you do. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Ah how touching is the love Between a Khajiiti and their Bosmer. I wondered to myself as I tl;st how often you masturbate to this clip? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson My 'Pick Your Boogers' High Score 23! I managed 21 several times, and it started to get to me: "OMG, OMG, OMG, I might make it!" at 22, and then "No, no, no, I fail!" at 21. So 23 it was. But not any more. I may as well play some 'Sniff My Farts' now. My finger is getting sore. That guy that made SkiFree was ahead of his time. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson My favorite is the one that is real crusty on one end with hairs embedded so it hurts BAD when you yank that bitch out but the other end is a big yellowy-green half-congealed ball of snot. It is a thing of beauty you just have to stare at and twirl around while the tears dry. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson yes actually, I had to take off even. But I'm fine now thank you for asking. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Every minute One born there is. -- Gandalf "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Boots of Blinding Speed "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Doesn't surprise me at all. Before he left the Tonight Show Leno did a Jaywalk where he quizzed folks on the street about pop culture and current events. Most of them could answer the pop culture stuff pretty easy but had a lot of trouble with the current event stuff. One young man though, the last question Leno asked him was 'What does YOLO mean?' The guy was like, 'Oh man! I just seen that somewhere but I'm drawing a blank.' Leno asked him, 'Where did you see it?' The guy answered, 'I think I saw it on a billboard or something.' Leno pressed him further, 'There's no where else you might have seen it latey?' The guy says,'Naw man.' The whole time this is going on Leno is smirking at the camera because the guy is wearing a sweater that has the imprint: *Y*ou *O*nly *L*ive *O*nce "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Congrats, welcome to middle age. Best thing about it is that now you can really start not giving a shit. Worst part is that everything is going to start hurting A LOT MORE and a lot more often than it did before. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It really is a matter of perspective. You're only as old or young as you feel. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson They said the same of kuro5hin LoL not to defend FB. It most assuredly will die out. The kids that made it popular have moved on. But it will hold out for a bit I think as the elders continue to hang out there. I joined because I wanted to have another way to keep in touch with my son. Then he got married and he doesn't post anymore at all. i don't even think he reads it at all. But the daughter-in-law still uses it periodically and posts pics of the grand daughter so that is cool. In addition, many of my relatives have accounts but they are scattered so I rarely see them except for FB. It's nice to have that link every once in a while. What was strange was I was showing my mother-in-law the grand daughter pics and she wanted to know where I got them. I told her about FB and she had me set her up an account. She really isn't big into computer stuff but within a month she is a FB monster. She's got like a thousand 'friends' or whatever, people she worked with, grew up with, etc. It's like an old folk network going on. Sure they will all die off in the next couple of decades I guess but until then I think FB will do ok. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson How do we really help the poor First off is realizing that there isn't one size fits all 'poor'. There are many different 'grades' of poor and different causes and reasons. You have people like our Crawford who are a victim of circumstances. Some he created for himself true but others he had very little control over. He is a very good example of the difficulty. On the one hand, he wants to work and wants to be a productive member of society. He has mentioned more than once that he wouldn't mind being a family man. So one would think it would be easy to solve his problem. He just needs a decent place to stay, a job, and maybe a little assistance to get back on his feet. Trouble is that he has had that all available to him for some time. But he is particular and will not accept just any place to stay. It must have access to certain amenities, it must be in an area in which he is comfortable. I could go on. The same with the job. It has to be more than just a paycheck. It has to be something that he deems is worthwhile. And as for assistance, well he outright refuses it because he feels that by accepting it he is taking away from someone else who is in greater need. Now how is all that Sons and Daughters of God stuff supposed to help him? Similar category, you are going to have vets coming home that have no civilian job skills and no military skills that translate to civilian job skills. They aren't poor now but many of them will be. How is igniting in their hearts the drive to better their families going to feed those folks huh? And that is only a small slice of poor my friend. You also have the elderly. The large mass of elderly that don't know 401k from kathy gifford and who all their life have been told that Social Security will be there for them. It's money that was taken out of their paychecks and they feel rightfully entitled to it. Most of them already feel the way you do (devoted to God and the Church) and many vote Conservative but they're poor so why don't THEY vote Democratic also? Because your simplistic, "The Democratic party has an interest in keeping the poor poor, because that is who votes for Democrats. Republicans tend to just be limited government and not really care about the outcome." holds no water. It is a stereotype and simplification just as much as the stereotype of Catholic priests all being child molesters. So, how are WE, You and I and everyone else, to solve the problems of both the Homeless Poor, the Elderly Poor and the working poor which I haven't even got into yet. The poor people that have jobs but barely enough to make it? "Is it really through creating yet another Department of Assistance, staffed with grads from the "right schools" and political allies?" I'm going to agree with you right there. We've done that and it has been somewhat effective and I think it would be MORE effective if we didn't have Conservatives all the time trying to tear it apart. But even still in many ways it is inadequate to solve these difficult problems going forward. That is why I believe we need to start trying some NEW IDEAS. New ideas like Basic Income for starters. And the Church needs to do the same. You claim the Church supports Strong Families but only if the family is composed of a man and a woman right? And maybe no mixing up the color wheel either. Oh and if perhaps some in the family don't believe that sprinkling counts as a proper Baptism or that the wine actually turns to blood and the bread to flesh well where do those people go if they need help building their Strong Family? Will they be accepted or will they be turned away? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Well you understand channel I wasn't talking about you personally but about the Church itself. Would they be accepting of a mixed color wheel? And there are many orphans. If a family which was not one man and one woman were to adopt would they then be included? The basic problem here is that any governmental department religious organization tasked with assisting the poor bases its livelihood on a constant supply of poor. The Churches 2000 year history speaks for itself then? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Let me ask my Lutheran minister friend about that Notre Dame thing and I'll get back to you. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Okay but again their needs are not the same as your needs, or the needs of the elderly poor, or the needs of the working poor, or the needs of the unmarried parent, or the needs of the many other kinds of poor that exist. Channel says that we don't need no stinkin bureaucrats and their stinkin bureaucracys. All we need is a Strong Family and to treat the nation as a Family. Which I'm not sure if he's saying maybe we need a benevolent dictator or what. My take is that the Church tried for a few centuries already and didn't get very far. Bureacracy tried and had some problems but has been effective for the most part as long as it is left to perform and not constantly being picked apart bit by bit. So maybe we try a fresh approach. Some things that might not be so intuitive. Or we could just say fuck it. I got mine jack sorry for you. Maybe you should have thought about this and been born to rich parents and inherited their fortune. Dumb ass poors. Let you poor fucks starve or work or whatever the fuck it is you do. Hey, they could make some kind of arena and let poor people fight to the death for the entertainment of the rich. The last one standing would get like a years supply of food. We could put it on TV and call it the Hunger Games or something. You may be old enough to remember back in the day they would show these old couples on TV News that were eating cat food just to get by. You tell people the stories and shit my grandfather told me from the Depression and even the bullshit we had with Jimmy Carter and they don't believe you. That's because they have never experienced that. And really it isn't so bad right now. But if we continue down this path it will be. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That is a ridiculous statement I can accept that a bureaucracy in order to maintain its funding might have an interest in keeping the poor poor. But the state itself has no such interest. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Rusty don't lose that number It's the only one you own Why are LIBERALS so fucking LIBERAL Look at them over there. Hair just blowing in the breeze, immaculate outfits glistening brightly in the Sun. Their bronzed bodies exuding strength of character, wealth, sex, and beauty. Being all inclusive and shit. You know those filthy bastards want us to treat everybody equally? Hell yeah. If they had their way then everybody would fucking vote. Do you realize what would happen to this country if EVERYBODY voted? It would be the end of Civilization as we know it that is for certain! How can they expect a country to operate if everybody gets a say? Some dumbass Liberal by the name of John F. Kennedy defined a liberal in this way, ...someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a 'Liberal', then I'm proud to say I'm a 'Liberal'. Well first of all, who does this John Kennedy think he is? I mean, if he's so smart why ain't he rich? Well supposedly he was President of the United States at one time. Well big HOO HAW. Looking at the current Administration I guess they'd let any old random person be President. But anyways he didn't serve out his full term even! So you know he couldn't have done much. Not like the Great Presidents that stood up to the Soviets or inspired us to go to the moon. No he was probably some namby-pamby nanny state pinko communist. Listen, I'm just sick to death of these damn Liberals. They need to get with the program and reduce taxes for the rich so they can create some jobs. I mean if that is what they want to do. You know Government shouldn't be telling people what to do with their hard earned money, that's what LIBERALS do! No they can create jobs if they want or maybe put that money somewhere safe and if their Corporations want to say, dump some more shit into the water or air then they should be able to. Corporations are people also and they need to save money just like everybody else without all this damn red tape! Have you seen the Economy lately? It's dog eat dog out there. We must cut all this damn socialist regulation. We need stricter everything! These damn LIBERAlS have let the Nanny State go so long that people think they can get away with anything! They have NO SELF CONTROL so it is up to us to tell them how to live and if they don't do it our way then they need to go to jail. That'll teach 'em. Damn pot-smoking, same-sex having, LIBERALS. First you have to HAVE a job in order for someone to steal it. Our software has determined that you are a poor. Your opinion does not matter. Please remand yourself to the nearest correctional facility. Thank you and have a pleasant day. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson ASK K5 With all the programming going on lately how come there ain't no Kuro5hin app? When I searched on Google Play and the App Store they both returned some "Guide to Depression" for like three god damn dollars and change. And to think that god damn Flappy Ass Bird was pulling in $50K A DAY. Well fuck me in the ass with a wire brush. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Poor Detected Our software has determined that you are a poor. Your opinion does not matter. Please remand yourself to the nearest mental health facility. Thank you and have a pleasant day. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Isn't it obvious? Propoganda First you have the blanket term of 'The Liberal Media' which presupposes that ALL Mainstream media has a Liberal Bias. Then you have something I don't think has ever existed before in History. Generally you have an arm of the Government filtering the media and presenting propaganda. But here we have a non-governmental organization that spreads propaganda in support of the far right. And further the rest of the media, in order to NOT appear biased has to move from a moderate position to one right of center. Lather, Rinse, Repeat. Until nearly all the news is coming from a right wing point of view. I have also noticed something down here in the South. It is a long standing tradition that Southerners are extremely distrustful of government in any form it takes. We circulate the same jokes every four years just changing the name of whomever is in charge. Well it just so happens that this suspicion of government plays right into the hands of those wanting to strip the government of most of its power. Unfortunately that is why you see idiots like Perry, Bush, Cruz, et al coming from down here. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I would suppose that there is 13x more coverage to Russian anti-gay laws than attacks on Syrians of ANY Religion. Which doesn't make the Media Liberal. The fact is a lot more Americans could be directly affected by Russian law during the Games than by attacks on Syrians. Come on channel, you're not even trying. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson And Justin Bieber got 50x more coverage than that so now your equation is The Beeb (50x) Talking bout the buttsex (13x) and Muslims kill Christians (1x) Yes, that certainly tells me something but not that Media has a Liberal bias. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Kill Them All Let God Sort Them Out "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I always KNEW you were really Glenn Beck Tell us the one about the Liberals ties to Nazi Germany and the lizard People under the Denver Airport again, PLEAAASE UNCLE GLENN? Pretty Please with Obama Tears on top? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Flappy Bird R. I. P. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson People who enjoyed Flappy Bird also liked Super Ball Juggling. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Its very easy to dismiss you But your argument is one that needs to be addressed. Not because it holds any water but because many other ignorant people are going to feel this way. I don't doubt that there will be some number of people that would decide to just chill out and play video games. But you say 'too many' would. How many is too many? We can't really know because until we have a BI we don't know how people would act. However, a guarenteed income of $1000 per month is still going to be very difficult to live on. Not impossible and if you have a McJob you start to get a bit more comfortable. So there is going to still be a strong incentive to work. What you will get rid of is a lot of struggle and more freedom and choice. A young couple just starting out will have an income of $24k plus any working income. That will make it much easier for one partner to go to school while the other works and could reduce reliance on student loans. A person looking for work would have more choice. Instead of having to take some shitty job to keep from starving they could perhaps take more time. They may even decide to take classes to make themselves more valuable. Classes they wouldn't ordinarily have the time or energy for due to working that shitty but better than nothing job. I think that what would happen in most cases is not that people would just quit working and do drugs and play video games. Actually we can look at something that happens in the springtime every year to find out how people would behave. This time every year 47% (isn't that the number Romney threw around) of Americans get a tax refund. For the most part they use that money to buy something they wouldn't ordinarily buy. They think of it as Govt money when infact it is money that came from their own paychecks. Like some forced Savings Acct that pays no interest. I think that the majority would treat a BI as 'found money' and use it to fund mini vacations, purchase things they wouldn't usually purchase. Some few might actually put the money into savings. Certainly BI is no Silver Bullet, there will still be those with problems like gambling addicts and others who just do not comprehend how to manage money. But your argument that people will just en masse stop working sounds a lot like the arguments fundamentalists make against any change in society. Their basic premise being that people cannot control themselves. If we allow same sex marriage then soon everyone will be married to a horse. If we allow gambling and lotto in our state then in a month we'll have prostitutes on every corner and crime everywhere. If we allow recreational pot then all the K-12 kids will be doped to the gills, we'll have crime and open fornication in the streets! But we allowed betting and nothing much changed except a lot of the schools upgraded buildings and bought new equipment. Many States allowed same sex marriage and nothing much changed except a lot of same sex couples became legal same sex partners. And now we have States with recreational pot and not much change except people can get high without putting themeselves at risk dealing with criminals and not having to worry about going to jail. I've said many times that BI is not intuitive. It is different. I felt that way. But once you start looking at it objectively it begins to make a lot of sense. Then you discover that there are a number of benefits to many people with a BI. And far from being disruptive it would be very productive. For the people that don't need it the amount is not large enough to make any difference. But obviously for the very poor and the working poor it could make a huge difference. But also for those working and not poor and the elderly it could be a big help. And just imagine if you are like most, neither rich or poor, you make a decent salary or wage. How nice would it be if every month an extra grand was deposited in your checking account? Or if every month a $1,000 was wiped off your credit card statement? It's not enough to make you quit your job but just thinking about it you can start to imagine possibilities. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If you're a big guy then you may need MANPONS. A small absorbent towel placed between the cheek and gum. Refreshing. You may also find a bottle brush can do the trick and strip away those embarrasing oders "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson LOL NO I thought that was a sink or drain until I read the caption eeeeewwwwoootch. Looking at that though, I think, there must be some dudes up at the NSA with milgrade collections that would make 2g1c and the like belong in /r/awwww. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Hirez Proof: You can lead a horse's ass to water, but you can't make him think. When Blankets Are Outlawed only Outlaws will have blankets Thanks to a "camping" ordinance passed by the Pensacola City Council homeless people in the city will be criminalized for, among other things, sleeping outdoors while "adjacent to or inside a tent or sleeping bag, or atop and/or covered by materials such as a bedroll, cardboard, newspapers, or inside some form of temporary shelter." - from the Life, Liberty, and pursuit of Freezing to Death Dept. Beer Guts : GUY IS DRUNK ALL THE TIME BECAUSE HIS BODY PRODUCES ITS OWN ALCOHOL Just the Tip Dept Status: Recovering. Nothing serious, Nose AIDS or something. Stayed home, didn't feel like sharing. Too many people go to work sick. But will I be appreciated? Oh well, I'll have Taco Bell for brkfast and fart in their General Direction. Watched Hunger Games and the sequel, not bad. Didn't quite understand it all so grabbed the books. Finished One and Two and on Chapter 5 of the Third. Nice story. I appreciate that there has been zero fucking going on. Lots of kissing but no long drawn out sex scenes. That is refreshing. Watched Enders. I don't see how anyone that has NOT read the book could possibly watch that film and have any fucking clue what is happening. BAD BAD BAD. Watched Walter Mitty. First half sucked ass. Last half was great for a romcom. Overall sucked. Watched Gravity. I liked it. Wish Bullock wasn't there though. How the fuck did they let such a whiney ass little bitch in Space? Clooney, damn, I would almost do Clooney myself. That is one good looking guy right there. Watched some other shit, Bad Wolf Grampa on Home Front St. Something. Then this really fucking long ass movie where these guys are walking fucking EVERYWHERE. But guess what? This old guy gets stuck up in a tree and says Bippity Boppity Boo and conjures up Eagle Air. Well FUCK ME. Why didn't they just fucking fly to Mt Smaug or Mt Doom or Mt Gonnorhea? The ONLY true Hobbit. Everything else is just imitating. We seem to be missing a bunch of people. More drop out each day. Did they go hiking? Are they in jail? Did they get put in the nuthouse? And where do they get such WONDERFUL Toys? Red State Logic Just one step along the road to making it illegal to be poor. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Haven't seen any FEMA Camps But we just built a new jail and some more prisons. You don't need a 'FEMA Camp' with all the expense when you can just pass a law and throw people in jail or prison. I don't know about these robots but I'm not going to pooh-pooh that idea all together. I was concerned about self-checkout at the grocery store costing jobs. So I don't use them. I may have to stand in line a little while but I ain't using the automatic thing. I don't like those burger places where they make your burger (bun & patty) then you have to take it to the salad bar and finish the job. So when they do that then don't do business with them. Go online and fill out their surveys and send them email telling them you don't want a whopper made by a bot. As for humans not being able to drive cars anymore that might be a good thing overall. You're cruising down the Interstate heading into The City and every car almost has one fucking person in it. Some driving too fast and some too slow. Mixed in with Buses, Trucks, Semis. If you go on a long trip you notice most of the traffic has like a wave. You'll look in the mirror and there will be this pack coming. And they catch up and go past you and the other vehicles that are in your 'pack'. Then there is a lull before the next pack. But what if all those packs were computer controlled? What if you could summon a vehicle maybe your own or perhaps a public one and get in and go to your DESTINATION anywhere without the vehicle having to slow for congestion? If you were sharing you might have to make a few stops to pick up or drop off passengers but it wouldn't be like a train or bus. And who loses a job in this scenario? No one really because for certain types of travel you'll absolutely need something as flexible as a human. So I don't think even cab drivers would go away they would actually move upward particularly as the status of individuals who can afford to retain an actual driver would increase. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson PSA /r/homeless A "home" for the homeless. I didn't create nor do I mod this subreddit. It just showed up in my feed. (I subscribe to r/newreddits) I thought I would pass it along. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson thanks, i'll look into those. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Modern Atheism As currently practiced. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I habe a code in my node. Posted from beneath the covers. This message sponsored by Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup. Mmmmmmmmmmm Soup is good food. And by Kleenex facial tissues. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson OMG STARBUCKS DENIES ENTRY TO DISABLED VETERAN AND SERVICE DOG!!! Fuck the sand niggers and their toy boats. But STARBUCKS vs DISABLED VETS??? ARMAFUCKINGHEDDON! And REAGAN's BIRTHDAY! How has this man NOT been granted Sainthood already? Can you tell me that? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Microsoft had this LIT format ebook reader in 2000 that fucked things up really bad What was fucked up about it? It's true it didn't take off but there wasn't anything fucked up about it. LIT and MS Reader provided a very nice reading platform that was way better than Palm (which is what Amazon built their shit on.) MS Reader is still a better ebook reader than Kindle or Nook and I have experience with both. Not to mention that an author could get a copy of ReaderWorks and make very professional looking ebooks. Unfortunately most just used the shitty plug-in in Word but oh well. I realize you have a hate-on for Microsoft but not everything that has come out of their doors has been shit. There have been a lot of really cool technologies from MS that for one reason or another didn't get the traction and ended up being abandoned. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Microsoft is a big company And just because something is good if it ain't making the money then it gets left behind. J++ was shitcanned because it violated their license with Sun. A lot of the stuff you mention unfortunately had security and potential privacy violations baked in that would be difficult to fix. Look, if you're just going to automatically shit on something just because it has Microsoft on the tin then that is the same as someone dismissing everything YOU write as shit just because it comes from Blastar. MS Reader is an excellent ebook reader that offered a number of features that were not available in any other reader when it was first released. The LIT format is a very nice format that followed Open Standards and had software available that made it easy for new authors to create very professional looking ebooks with no knowledge of the underlying structure. Books with beautiful custom covers, spines, embedded graphics, hyperlinks, media. It would even read the freaking book to you! Many of those features cost EXTRA on the Kindle or Nook but that was standard shit back in the day for MS Reader. Clippy and BoB are not something I'm talking about. Comic Chat was neat but like Slashdot's redesign, (which is gorgeous btw, I can't wait til Slashdot Classic is ancient history) some people can't overcome inertia and embrace change that is clearly superior. Unlike Windows Metro which is clearly inferior because it tries to force a one-size-fits-all UI on people that clearly isn't going to work. Oh and DR DOS could run Win3.x just fine. The only thing that happened was you would get a "Are you sure?" Dialog. And that last paragraph is straight up bullshit that you just made up. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Sony was in a position to launch a general-purpose computing platform . . . You mean like a Viao? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Not how I remember it. What I remember is that CELL was going to kickass 9 ways to Sunday. The problem wasn't Sony but the people that made the games. They had all this x86 experience and along with that the baggage of how to do things in that environment. CELL was different enough that it was a problem for many studios. Also because nothing happens in a vacuum there was a number of other things going on that was causing trouble for Sony. While they embraced hackers installing Linux on the PS3 eventually the bad sports were using the same code to cheat so Sony felt they had to disable the ability. Then the bullshit with PSN. Not to mention the backlash against Sony for things that weren't even related to the PS3. I also don't think competing directly with Microsoft sounds impossible, Microsoft is getting its ass kicked all over the market place and it will only get worse. Ignorance is bliss The Smart people need a guide for how to be a fool. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Sounds like you just need to do research and find the 'Simon Cowell' of publishing. Submit your fiction to him/her. ???? PROFIT! (In the form of a soul-sucking dream-crushing rejection letter) Given the state of the art today it might not be that difficult. That's an odd sort of dream to have. 'I dream to fail! But not to fail like a commoner but rather to fail exquisitely and epically! And to then enshrine my failure for all to witness!' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I don't see why not. Food Stamps are actually a kind of a coin like a meta store gift card. But you're the economist so you would know better than I. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Every website that gets redesigned everybody hates it until after about 6 mos then it becomes the new normal and if you redesigned it back in a year to what it is now, just as an experiment, people would be screaming! Now Yahoo's redesign on the other hand is a total tits up. You can't even sort by sender anymore. It's not just about how it looks (GMail's redesign) but functionality. Which is also why Windows 8 sucked so bad. Windows 8 probably would have been fine if they didn't try to have two interfaces on the same machine. If they had gone either traditional desktop or all metro all the time it would have been fine. People would have screamed about an all metro all the time but they would have adjusted. Just like they did when 3 went to 95. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Every year there are more of these 90+ people on the road. And you all said we didn't need death panels. What were you thinking? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Downfall began the day they chose Sienfeld and Madonna as spokesmen. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Some people will be satisfied with a Basic Income And will just kick back. That is true. However most people will not. Most people want to do something. And if you know that if you don't get that job today you can still get by you will be in a much better postition. Maybe you want that GOOD job. So now instead of worrying about going homeless and starving you could take the time to educate yourself. Some businesses since we don't need minimum wage anymore could pay even less. But still be attractive to job seekers by offering other perks like a more flexible schedule. Once you get past the kneejerk ideas and take a look at the possibilities that a BI privide it really start to make sense. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson paying for it is easy In fact it would probably end up saving money. With a decent and rational Basic Income we don't need food stamps any more. Lots of other programs can also be reduced or eliminated. Lots of govt bureacracy, fraud, all that goes away. Since everyone recieves a Basic Income you don't require additional administration to decide who is eligible or any of that. People saying that no one would work are nuts. People just aren't that way. Some would yes. But actually, you don't have to worry about unemployment benefits any more or minimum wage either. So some businesses could pay less and still be attractive to job seekers due to other perks other than just wages. Other businesses would have to begin competing for better labor. That could feedback and cause a lot of folks to become better educated. The major argument is just getting past the mindset of people getting something for nothing. It is non-intuitive but when you get past the kneejerk and start really looking at the benefits the idea makes a lot of sense. It just has to get over that psychological inertia that has built up since the Mayflower landed. Of course it is no Silver Bullet. We'll still have some people that simply can't manage money. A lot of Crawfords buddies and others are still going to be broke and homeless. Cold and hungry. But overall a Basic Income could bring America back to a new Golden Age. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson such a big change from what we have And there it is. That's the only thing. You hand-wave "issues with Basic Income" Then you start setting up a whole army of strawmen. But at the core it is just this fear of 'man, this is a truly radical idea, it's bound to suck.' But The United States of America was founded on (at the time) radical ideas. Our greatest moments have been, not when we have been following the well trod path (Vietnam), but when we embraced radical ideas (Going to the Moon in a single decade). I mentioned that some folks are not going to be able to manage their money. But a lot of people can't manage food stamps either. I'm not talking about a few that sell them. I'm talking about those that buy cases and cases of Pepsi soda. Chips and Microwave dinners. Seriously, once you get your head around the idea you'll see that it really can work and make an improvement on everyones life. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Lots of strawmen Your argument sounds like the Baptists here in Texas trying to keep out the lotto and other gambling. It was going to cause all kinds of problems. The poor would spend all their money on lotto tickets rather than food. Organized crime would move in and we'd be hip deep in dead bodies and hookers. On and on. But that didn't happen. The world didn't come to an end. It is universal. So Trump would get the same amount as trane or Crawford. Why is welfare not what it used to be? Because ever since The New Deal, conservatives in Congress have been trying their best to rip it apart. These arguments of yours are ridiculous. Eugenics, really? You want to Godwin this thing so quickly? Yes we live in an age of radical ideas and change is scary. Marriage between a man and a woman worked out fine for so many years. We don't need to change that. Same-sex marriage sounds like a problem looking for a solution. If we allow it then we'll have an explosion of AIDS and guys marrying their Ponies. No reason to legalize marijuana. Drug laws work just fine. We don't need them darkies using the same facilities as white folk. They would be happier having their own separate but equal facilities. We don't need all this radicalism. We just need to live in a Leave it to Beaver world. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson When you subsidize something it gets cheaper Subsidizing is a way for government to keep prices affordable rather than the end user paying the true cost. And to go back to one of your earlier arguments in the thread BI isn't subsidizing everything. If anything it subsidizes labor. Those are strawmen, not expected consequences. You have absolutely no research that backs up any of those arguments. Just your fears. I do not have to refute your fears that would be impossible. When you claim expected consequences I only have to point out your Eugenics argument to show how ridiculous you're being. Right now 47% of the country does not pay taxes. Isn't that the number Romney kept bringing up? So that means already that 53% of the country are the payers. So where are these sterilization clinics now? So much fear, uncertainty, and doubt. Obviously, you will not take any of this seriously. You are going to stick your fingers in your ears and go lalalalalala. Fine, whatever. You are just an example of the type of inertia which BI will need to overcome. I understand you. Because I was exactly the same. BI on it's face seems absolutely preposterous. It is completely non-intuitive. It wasn't until I started looking at and reading the material that I began to see that BI is not only workable but much better than what we have now. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I understand he was quite an accomplished Actor on both stage and screen. Well beloved by all his colleagues. He had some problems with heroin years ago but got clean & was sober for like 20 yrs before relapsing in 2013. I only remember him from Twister and The Hunger Games. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I thot chiners likey the baseball No? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I expect him to do like all those others Pop in and say, 'Wow! This site is still here? I thought Voxel unplugged the server by now' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Rules are already changing K31 says the future is Machima. I don't entirely disagree but I think we're going to be moving to a lot of content like Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, etc. Huge inexpensive HDTVs, Blue-ray, and decent sound systems mean that fewer people are going to be going to the theater to watch a movie. And the ones that do are mostly the kind of people that are looking for a different experience than the traditional moviegoer. Cinemas and their screens are getting smaller and smaller. Ads at the theater are getting longer and longer. Price of Admission and Snacks are getting higher and higher. So unless you go for the full REAL3D and IMAX experience (along with the price premium) most folks can have a much better A/V experience at home on the couch. Add in the trend towards Binge Watching entire seasons of a show and the experience along with 'the Rules' change radically. Whipple procedure a major surgical operation of the endocrine system involving a pair of intermeshing rotors to produce compression. This operation is performed to provide the largest effective power gains, while maintaining safe, trouble-free operation. The Whipple Supercharger gives you the unique combination of maximum power at low rpm's for incredible drive-ability while still providing ultra high efficiency for top-end horsepower. It is often called the Whipple procedure, after the American surgeon Allen Whipple who devised an improved version of the surgery in 1935 and subsequently came up with multiple refinements to his technique. The results are breathtaking...0-60 times drop dramatically, up to 60% power increases throughout the operating range, incredible throttle response, emission compliance and virtually maintenance-free. How is this possible? It's the integration of the Whipple Twin Screw Supercharger and modification of the pancreas, duodenum, and common bile duct that makes it all possible. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson World News Daily? We should get a second opinion from Bat Boy don't you reckon? Actually, I subscribe to the scientifical theory that crude oil is created by the Lizard people in their deep underground UFO lairs. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I thought MLP was INVENTED on K5 IIRC it was one of the things rusty really didn't care for. Too bad in a way. Not that it would have done any good. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson A Capella group Pentatonix First Original Music Video - - - GORGEOUS! A treat for your ears. Their YouTube Channel, you'll be hearing more about these dudes. Seriously. Lindsey Stirling and Pentatonix winning entry in the YouTube Music Awards "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Supper Bowl Exhale Vee Aye Aye Aye So obviously Kurons are backing the Denver Horsecocks this Sunday amirite? How could it be other wise? You got your Seatle Seapigeons vs the Denver Horsecock. Who else is a Kuron going to go for? For those of you in foreign lands. Each year about this time we have a contest pitting our most intelligent and aggressive young people in a battle of skill in a competition to determine the very best in excellence, execution, and innovation. Their efforts, the creative blood, sweat, and tears of these young men and women will be portrayed against the backdrop of a bunch of guys moving a ball from one end of a field to another. Seriously, it is all about the commercials. Nobody gives a fuck about the football. You often hear Americans bitching about TV shows with 20 minutes of ads vs 10 mins of content. But the other night they had a TV show about the fucking best super bowl ads. Seriously, a show about commercials that had to stop every five minutes in order to play commercials. You guys abroad have GOT to be looking at us like the EMBODIMENT of MDC. The only difference is if America gets infested with lice then we don't get upset and try to get rid of them. Fuck no. We'll try our goddamned best TO SELL THEM TO YOU!!! With three easy payments and and a discount on Shipping and Handling! Okay, nobody else cares. It's not like it was SOCCER or something. Anyways, what are your thoughts? What will you be doing on Game Day? Who are you rooting for? If you are not a citizen what do you think about our addiction to violent sports? Should we really do away with the "extra Point"? Vitriol encouraged. Bronco Bronco, or bronc is a term used in the United States, northern Mexico and Canada to refer to an untrained horse or one that habitually bucks. "I can't HELP MYSELF! I'm addicted to bucking! Alright? I'd buck you if I had half a chance. Hell, I'd buck your momma, your sister, I'd even buck your Daddy!. I can't stop bucking. Buck you, you Ignorant Mother Bucker! Just Buck Off!" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I completely understand. As a fellow geek everything about this celebration of JOCKism was anathema to me and the crass commercialism was enough to rival the recently passed season of Festivus! It literally made me sick. But now, I embrace the sport for what it truly is. Yet another American Holiday in which the excessive consumption of alcholol is encouraged. Mix that up with guys getting maimed for life just for my entertainment and hell. What can i say? I have passed to the dark side. Colbert: Do you like hitting people? Tuck: Yes. It's the only reason I play the game. . . . Colbert: What is it about hitting people that you enjoy? Tuck: Honestly, I think and especially if I get a good one, you hear this like, and everything happens like 'snap' but you hear this like Ummph! that, that noise, that's the best sound. Or you hear like UGGH! any of those sounds like that you kind of push off who you just hit and have this smile on your face. Imagine that the next time you're in a meeting and if you could for just a moment, slam into your opponent at full speed and hear him make that OOOmph! Ohhh! sound. Knowing that he felt that right in his fucking kidneys. How gratifying that would be. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You're plenty interested. You're fucking FBI in Cahoots with the NFL Diary was the whole inspiration for this one! Sure you can't watch the game (legally) but the reach of it's tentacles into every nook and cranny. Surely you have an opinion on that? The actual act of football is I admit who cares? Next year it will be somebody else that we'll forget ten minutes after the damn thing is over. But as a metaphor for America and American values? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Aw hell, well I guess you and your lady could take turns playing the quarterback and y'all could sack each other. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Uh DUH, we're talking FOOTBALL You are referring to a different sport altogether. Completely different ENDZONES my man. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I was going to say To Protect and Serve (the Corporate Interests) But then I thought, but who do you want doing this? I mean the fucking NFL. I would rather the FBI taking care of this matter rather than the NFL creating their own private law enforcement, which they have plenty of resources. They would make RoboCop look like Dudley Dewrite. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson We could manage quite well with just small business and partnerships. We don't need corporations. What does a single Microsoft bring to the table that thousands of developers can not? Mediocre software, holding back innovation, and making a single human being one of the richest men on Earth. How does that benefit anyone but Bill Gates and Microsoft? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Just imagine what we have already lost And what we stand to lose. I read about hundreds of films maybe thousands for all I know, irretreivably lost because the film used has been destroyed or otherwise uncared for. Because of this we have lost huge swaths of our culture. The same will happen to loads of data that has been stored on tape and floppies. Ironic to think that the very beginnings of our tech culture might be lost to historians because so much will be corrupt and what remains will be difficult to read. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Will Obama deport Bieber? Fresh off of his State of the Union address, President Obama has another pressing issue to contend with: Whether or not pop singer Justin Bieber can be deported following his recent DUI arrest A We the People petition demanding Bieber's deportation has reached its goal of 100,000 signatures, meaning that the Obama administration will now have to respond to the petition. Canadian "Boyfriend" singer Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach, Fla., on Jan. 23 after failing a sobriety test, according to the Miami Beach police department. His Calabasas, Calif., home was also recently raided by detectives searching for evidence that the singer was involved in egging his neighbor's home, causing $20,000 in damage. Non-citizens can be deported if they're convicted of a crime involving moral turpitude or an aggravated felony. Poll Provided --> "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson FOLLOW UP TOXICOLOGY REPORT shows Bieber was high on marijuana and Xanax. This is consistent with Bieber's claim that he had been in the studio, recording and getting high with the crew and that his mother provides him drugs for anxiety. What isn't clear and so far hasn't been in the reports is if the prescription is his and his mom just administers the meds or if it is her prescription and she's slipping him some on the side. I don't know seems like this would be easy to check? Arresting Police Officer says Bieber ". . . acted like a little bitch." Note: You might get the takeaway that I am OBSESSED with (or POSSESSED by) Bieber. Actually, My.Yahoo.com is my homepage (because I use Yahoo, well Rocketmail, a Yahoo property, for mail) and you can add 'modules'. One of which is TMZ. I do enjoy TMZ. Sometimes though they get locked in on certain topics like the recent death of Paul Walker and now the Trials and Tribulations of Justin Bieber. What is fascinating is the sheer hate aimed at this guy. It reminds me of the over-the-top hate fest associated with one Ensign Wesley Crusher. And if there is going to be a hate-fest then I want to be a part of it! LOL "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson its that being able to hold a steady job Even if you're not making a lot is a sign of both maturity and stability. Being homeless is a sign that there is a severe malfunction. You know this and are acutely aware because very often in your comments and diaries you make a point that you are not like 'them'. I have pointed this out to you before so you can't pretend you don't 'follow, please elucidate.' The thng about you making a very good salary to picking lice out of your clothes is a very graphic demonstration of how epically you have failed. In many ways you are actually worse than your fellow homeless because you have many more oportunities than they and actually have some skills. Therefore you are more responsible than most for the situation in which you find yourself. Finally, Ted Bundy was avery kind, warm, and extremely affectionate person by all accounts. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What is Basic Income? Basic Income is a proposed policy that would see the state provide a regular income payment to every adult citizen, with no conditions attached. Such a payment would be enough to meet basic needs for a frugal lifestyle, and would largely replace welfare, food stamps, and public pensions. It would also augment the income of poorly paid employed people, and provide a safety net for those with irregular incomes. Basic Income is sometimes described as a citizen's income or a social dividend, and is usually understood to be universal, unconditional, and guaranteed. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Actually championed by both Conservatives and Progressives although for different reasons. Conservatives often call it a Negative Income Tax. The key is that everyone receives it. You would get it. I would get it. Crawford would get it. May be just a little extra change for you and I but it could make a big difference to Crawford and he wouldn't feel bad about getting it since everyone else gets it too. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson what was the bugcheck? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Camilla Luddington is the voice of the rebooted Lara. According to wikipedia she grew up in Ascot Berkshire and Thorpe, Surrey. She also spent some time in Austin Tx. So I reckon her speech is probably a bit unique. Like the girl next door. Personally, I find the female Australian accent much more exotic and sexy. It has that English lilt but more open and friendly rather than pretentious. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That's fine, many do. Unrelated A cartoon you might enjoy. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Stolen from those Swedish Guys Linus Berners-Lee and Tim Torvalds And little known fact, the Mac was stolen from that dude that created the NeXT machine and he went BANKRUPT and works for Nokia now. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson If there are interesting images of lesbians involved in lesbianistic activities to ah illustrate then it would be worth a buck. On the other, if its about their struggle or lesbians in history then good luck. The Boner must be satisfied for it to have any relevance. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I have read in several reputable places That when a cat brings you a semi dead mouse or bird that they believe you are unable to hunt and care for yourself and so they are trying to teach you. You should have caught the mouse and killed it in front of the cat to prove to it that you were worthy. But because you chased it off you dishonored the cat and proved that you were a failure. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You must be back home You should've stayed in the Sonoran Desert. It suits you and I'm not being sarcastic. You seem to be more chilled when you are out in the wild. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I never thought I'd see the day when you of all people would stand on the side of the Ignorant Mother Fuckers, The Lulzaras and the Managerial types that take credit for a person's hard work, their toil and then casually kicks them to the curb in the middle of winter just so their balance sheet looks a bit fatter. I am truly saddened. Whither now, Blastar? Your transformation from promising young Anakin to Darth Vader is near complete. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He has had a lump growing in his chest for some time. It is painful and i'm sure isn't good for his mood. But I agree, when anonymous people on the Internets start pissing me off for real I try to back off and hang out on Reddit or Fark or some shit. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That makes no sense, she's anti-gun Why would she suddenly resort to Muffins of Mass Destruction? What's next then? A Revenge-fueled Hattori Hanz Hula Hoop Rampage? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Is there a mathematical reason Homeless people have 37% body lice covering them? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He used to be in the Navy Fact: Sailors HATE water. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson My vote is for Yosemite to go critical On 'that other site' yeah the Dice one, there was an article about the faults in the New Madrid area getting active again. That would be cool if we could get a two-fer about the same time. You know, Super Volcano erupts during massive continental earthquake. Oh and right in the middle of the devastation it is discovered that frakking in the heartland has opened a portal to Hell itself. That would be a global popcorn event. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I don't know where I'm a gonna go In a Volcano! Now available with new Neon Blue lava! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson So we need to be researching a way to combine Bird flu with HIV then, right. I'll have my people get right on that. Then my people can get in touch with your people and do lunch or something. Oh I think we forgot about those huge reserves of methane locked in the arctic that will soon be released due to climate change. That would be the best cataclysm symbolically. For humanity to be killed off by a giant Earth fart. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Just because it happens at your house Doesn't mean everybody does it that way. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I don't see that becoming a successful Strategy in Florida or Texas Somebody might get away with it one time then after word got around well, I wouldn't want to be no jehovah witness or pizza delivery guy for awhile. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Consider that we have The Crawford A man with nothing who is happy. Living on the streets of the West Coast and when he isn't worrying about finding a job or writing code then he is happy. When he is just existing in his space, surviving, doing nothing but sipping creamer and writing on the net. Then he is happy. But you can tell from his diary that when he is trying to do something constructive, working toward a goal then he gets tired and stressed out. He becomes frustrated and upset. Starts complaining and bitching about shitty wifi. When he is looking for a job and the borkers start filling his inbox he gets upset. Starts talking about Ignorant Mother Fuckers and all that. As long as he has a mat, a warm meal, then you can see it reflected in the same diaries. The man is happy as anything. Then you got trane. Trane, when he's stuck at home, doing whatever he does and writing bots and all that. He turns into a sociopath that spits out one-liners and pokes fun at dead people. Then when he gets away and runs around naked through the woods or the desert just being, just existing, then you don't hear shit about basic income or deficit spending. Maybe we don't need technology. Maybe we don't need myths or the truth. Maybe we just need to move back into the caves or the trees. Enjoy a warm mat by the fire, a warm meal in our belly with the only truth being that we are born, we survive, and ultimately, we die. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson But is that truth? Or is that just the myth to which you as k31 subscribes? user claes has sacrificed much for his children's happiness. He should be experiencing a higher, better form of happiness. But is he? I think that he feels that he did what he could and what he felt was required but I don't think he has freed himself from worry or that he is even all that happy about it. And how can you distinguish between what is empty pleasure and real happiness? How can you tell the difference between the experience of smoking meth and any spiritual revelation one might have? And as well there exist numerous people who manage their money "properly" who are not free from worry but quite the opposite. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Because unlike this poser Keith Richards actually is the embodiment of Rock-N-Roll. I mean he snorted his own FATHER! Now that is some heavy metal shit right there. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You may be correct TMZ is just blowing up over this. However, when the judge asks you who supplies your party dope, if you want to be 'HardCorez' you probably shouldn't say, "My Mom". "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Also, if you want to be gangsta you need to blow higher than .04 BAL. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No, this time it's Angelfish "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yes in a manner of speaking, "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson "My God, It's full of lulz" - Dave Bowman "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson So Linux makes your eyes bleed while Apple makes your ass bleed. Okay, I got it now! Thanks for the info! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Voight-Kampff And you have already failed the test. A team of runners has been dispatched to your location. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Obviously The Boner has spoken once again. You just have that effect, you please The Boner. Oh go ahead and smile. I know it hurts and it's real and it's not funny at all. But hell what are you gonna do, quit? Here's to better days. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No, Metro Gray with some big monocolor TILES and a place to insert your code with lots of TODO and helpful little square tiles that are blue and purple to help you along. The ribbon isn't too crazy though. Of course you're not writing software or programming anymore. Oh no, you're developing Apps. Actually though it isn't really too bad. It is helpful in many ways but of course it is most helpful when you code the way MS expects and not the way YOU want or ANYONE else you might have to answer to wants. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Possibly, I don't know Ruby, on Rails or otherwise but it does have a feature like that. The App doesn't do anything but it is complete. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Dell seems to think Steam is a winner And they plan to market it to all the Alienware fanbois. http://www.gamespot.com/videos/a-look-at-the-alienware-steambox/2300-6416734/ You have to get up pretty early in the morning, like about when Crawford gets up to piss me off. He does a damn good job too. I try to be nice and try to be nice but then he just adds that special mix of stupid spiced with ego and I can't help myself. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Have you tried to install Android on a PC? I was thinking about it. I have a box that is going to need a new OS soon (alas poor XP, we knewe ye welle.) and I wanted to try something new. My daughter-in-law likes Hello Kitty. She likes to play games on 3DS and Vita. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson But the way cable was rolled out they do have govt sponsored monopoly. They really do need to bust these creatures up and revisit AT&T nee Southwestern Bell nee PacBell and kill that monster again once and for all time. And I'm a liberal. I should have more than just two choices as to who provides my HS Internet. But I don't. I have plenty of choices if I want dial-up. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson But yet he STILL has a job. A fairly important and well-paid job at that. I can only imagine how I would get treated if my boss saw me on TV admitting to smoking meth during a drunken binge etc etc etc. Word to you young people, if you're going to fuck up, then do it big and don't apologize. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson nobody believes your fake shit either Anglefisted "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson hung up on the ex huh? Might as well kill yourself then, it won't get any better and in fact will probably get much worse. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson She turned 8 FTFY "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Well we can all agree we dodged a bullet there. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Was referring to the grandchildren "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Remix, Remake, Reward So I understand that the NFL wants to make Superbowl XLVIII the Biggest Spectacle on Planet Earth rivaling even the Olympics. It has long been known that Original Content is far too risky to venture billions of advertising dollars on. No, what you want is a Remix or better, a Reboot of a known brand. Something that will put asses in the seats and in front of the tube so that you can sell some serious beer and trucks. Lots and Lots of Trucks. The Superbowl is no exception. So with the help of a special team of forensic scientists and the animatronic-wizards at Disney, the NFL has come up with the biggest half-time show since Jesus himself. That's right kids. Meet AniMike 2014!. You thought it couldn't possibly be done but the NFL has resurrected The King of Pop for Superbowl 2014. And now he is actually LARGER THAN LIFE! Standing a full 24 feet tall this is a half-time show you won't soon forget as AniMike does a medley of his most popular chartbusting tunes on the gridiron. It's going to be one hell of a show people. Better than mumble, yeah I'll give you that One of the very best there is? Not even in this lifetime. But please don't let that get you down. You are probably better than many. Possibly better than a large number. But anyways that has very little to do with this comment. What I'm wondering is if your association with kuro5hin.org isn't holding you back some. I'm sure that numerous potential employers are googling or duckduckgoing or whatever, searching your name. This isn't 1998 afterall and many are pretty skilled at the whole background thing. It wouldn't take but a few moments to unearth quite a bit of unsavory sounding background info from these pages and they aren't under any obligation to tell you either. It wouldn't surprise me at all for someone to read your resume and think that you were a talented individual but then to do a bit of checking and discover that at any moment you may be one creamer cup away from a total meltdown. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson what are you smoking? Crawford's been posting all over the site. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson cockskin horseshit high as motherfucker http://www.kuro5hin.org/user/uid:78560 "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Dude, Idve kicked you in the face for $500 bucks. A bucket of Scotch and a kick in the face and you would be right as rain. Sorry dawg. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson After years of flouride treatment I'm pretty sure it was a scam. Teeth that are taken care of shouldn't just fall out for no reason. I don't care how close we live to that reactor. It just don't make any sense. It's got to be the flouride. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson On Facebook they're always posting this crap from before the first iPhone and asking "Like and Share if you remember this!" Like it is some fucking ancient damn history or something. The worst thing is that a lot of that stuff is shit I STILL use on a daily basis so it makes me feel kind of old like I'm from the age of dinosaurs. Well fuck them, I posted a "Like and Share if you remember THIS motherfuckers." HAH! Didn't fucking think so. Because your phone didn't DO the web in 1994! So suck it! The next one that posts some crap like that I'm gonna be all, YEAH I REMEMBER THAT THING, I USED IT YESTERDAY, DO YOU REMEMBER THIS YOU MOTHER FUCKER? WELL DO YOU? DOS=HIGH,UMB,NOAUTO FILESHIGH=40 FCBSHIGH=1,0 BUFFERSHIGH=30,0 STACKSHIGH=9,256 DEVICE=C:\WINDOWS\HIMEM.SYS /V DEVICE=C:\WINDOWS\EMM386.EXE RAM @ECHO OFF PROMPT $p$g PATH C:\DOS;C:\WINDOWS;C:\WINDOWS\COMMAND;C:\CTSND; SET SOUND=C:\CTSND SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1 H5 P330 T6 Yeah, go fuck yourself NOOB and get off my Internets with your old ass granny panties. Douchebag. I learned HTML from memorizing SGML We didn't have teletypes back then. We sent our reports formatted in TeX over encrypted morse code telegraph systems. We had our own world wide web. Of weasels. We called it WWW, for World Wide Weasels. We had these High-Pressure air tubes see, like at the bank drive thru right? And we would encrypt our files by hand and duck tape them to weasels and stick them in a tube and ssssssszssss-Shmpop! That weasel was on its way to Constantinople. That was our packet fucking switched network. By God. AND WE LIKED IT LIKE THAT! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That was a special kind of masochism not found in IT centers today. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson linus never stole from stallman! Slap that shit from your mouth! Stallman just got pissed cuz linux worked and hurd didn't linus didn't steal shit from stallman. There is NO GNU/Linux! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson yeah that's rms' problem not torvalds He's just like your other assholes, wants to take credit for linus's work by sticking a big GNU on the front of Linux without doing shit. And here you are licking that shit up anddoing the Lulzara's of the world a favor by helping them do nothing while they take the credit for others hard work. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson hey You need to rewrite that where FB people. Can uderstand. And keep it under 140 characters otherwise its TL;DR. Thanx cuz! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson the first I heard of 'the web' was out of CERN I thought it was some project they were working on over there. Some kind of gopher thing. I didn't pay any attention because we always got these reports out of CERN concerning various sciency things but no ray guns or teleportation devices so not really relevant to the mission. When I finally 'got' the web I used lynx exclusively. I remember well the day some guys came in and installed that mosaic thing on a pc. Pulled up a web page, I was watching from my desk. I concluded that the program was a failure. This was based on the fact that in the time it took to load that single page I could have visited several 'sites' in that time. So to me the Graphical Web was a non-starter, a fad, a toy at best. That was one of those, I'll never forget that day because I ate a metric fuckton of crow later when I was routinely 'surfing' (a relatively new term) using Netscape Navigator. I wonder if one of the guys seeing one of the first horseless carriages felt the same. "I daresay, I cannot fathom any man making use of such a contraption for anything serious. Not when a perfectly good horse is readily available." "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson why do you and alpo2600 think we don't already kno That? I mean I wasn't aware at the time maybe but since then I've gotten a clue. What's up with these constant info dumps you guys do? Is that related to schizos or something because normal fucking people don't do that shit. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you can't do that dude Its called bigamy. Sorry, I know you love your grandfather but you'll need a divorce first and your wife won't allow it. Gonna have to stay in the closet a while longer. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson yeah but you could marry your nevermind Fuck it you realize it would work both ways right? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Had to look it up but yes Fortunately only one single couple in my feed does this at the moment. Converting their dates as well as their phone conversations into little cartoon vignettes. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I think you're gonna need a bigger boat Speaking of that, a giant ass would come in handy about now. You pack all your shit in your giant ass and if you ever get too tired to hike you could mount your giant ass and ride it. If it got cold and you needed warmth you could always climb inside your giant ass just like Luke Skywalker. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Who Died? Was it a boring death or something cool that trane can make fun of? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Plants don't look at you with those BIG SAD plant eyes. Although, it always make me think about Jack Handy - "If trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? What if they did it all the time? For no good reason?" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Whatever happened to your cardboard brick Empire? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The Guy that made Space Battleship Yamato (the 2010 film which debuted at No 1 at the Japanese box office) which was totally fucking awesome by the way, didn't want it and does not want it distributed in the US because we would fuck it all up. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yeah, I remember back in the 80's we used to talk about the Soviets and how shitty they were and all the fucked up shit that went on over there. And the Soviet people would be all NO, Mother Russia is Greatest Country! All while standing in line for over priced toilet paper and bread. And now it is like people all over the world talking about the Americans and how shitty they are and all the fucked up shit that goes on here. And the American people are all, NO, USA is the Greatest Country! All while standing in line for overpriced healthcare and coffee. Jon Stewart was showing that clip last nite about how Bill fucking O'Reilly was lamenting how American kids should be more like little Chinese kids and that Vladamir Putin was a real leader of the people and all. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson WIPO: Chilling on his yacht. Tweeting and writing articles for the New Yorker. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It's hell when they graduate to Jr High But not to worry, plenty more lil Disney princesses in that elementary sea. Well you certainly have ME pegged "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Then it should wrap around back to 10/10 "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What, so everybody can steal his work and release it before it is fully tested and absolutely, positively, one-hundred percent bug free? You all wanted the same from OggFrog. Oh yeah, release the source. But then serious Conway's Life researchers would be deprived of a bug-free experience and Crawford's name as a master programmer, debugger and most importantly Software Engineer PE would be tarnished. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Disney Shot Bambi's mother Killed off Snow White's mother. Filleted, breaded and deep fried Nemo's mother. Obviously, if you are a Disney Princess and you get married your ass is dead as soon as you give birth! Happily ever after MY ASS! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Too Many Teal Deers There's entirely too much TL;DR around here. Is that a good thing? Or a bad thing? I say it is a BAD thing. Why? Take a good look at this place. It could pass for Facebook. The Diary section is basically a shared Facebook Newsfeed. Same color scheme. There's like a handful of people dominating the channel. The only thing that separates it is all the little stupid pictures with smart ass sayings and the cancer-babies. Otherwise about the same amount and quality as an FB post. We need more cancer-babies. [Like] [Share] [Promote] [Say Something About This Post] [Repost to your Timeline] Could you at least spare a fuck? Or a shit even? What about a rat's ass? Aw c'mon! Not even a used one? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I dont have a clue what I'm talking about I'm pretty sure that monogamy is something that is not natural to individual humans. I think that monogamy is something that evolved out of the tribal society. That is society gets a much bigger benefit out of men and women being monogamous than individuals. Wherever you have the lack of societal pressure for men and women to stay together it seems that you generally end up with a lot of mothers raising children from multiple fathers and the fathers contributing very little to the welfare of the children. Long term relationships are more of an exception than a rule. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Perhaps so, but I was primarily responding not to you but to the quoted section about love being like an addiction. And further that it is something that evolved on an individual level when I know myself that it is wrong. I could and probably should explain myself further but it would take a Crawford level essay and I just don't have the time nor inclination for that today. I'll just have to leave it by saying the subject of love and monogamy is one of the few things that cannot be simply explained by evolution and brain chemistry. It is a "hallmark of humankind" because it involves not only our instinctive desire to reproduce and our gene's desire to evolve the species and protect our young but also involves quite conscious thought, planning and how we view ourselves and our own obligations to society. In short, monogamy isn't something we are wired to do, it is something we choose to do. I also have many complicated ideas about trinity and The Trinity. I truly believe that anyone with intelligence and even a modicum of introspection soon realizes the obvious duality that exists in the universe. The yin and yang, the positive and negative, the dominant and submissive, the light and dark. But when one thinks just a bit deeper it also becomes apparent that there is no stability in mere duality. That real balance is almost impossible to achieve with only the two opposite forces. There has to exist a third force to actually balance out and stabilize the universe. Again it would take several pages to fully explain. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Didn't he say those french kids (VLC Devs) couldn't program their way out of a wet paper bag? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson the worst is usa They'll let anyone claim to be a software engineer, even homeless people and mentally ill. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I *LOVE* the fucking Navy and the Navy LOVES FUCKING ME! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson On Kotaku there was an article about No One Lives Forever and about how if you had not already played the game then it would be difficult because no one has the rights to it anymore or something like that. Is this the kind of thing that you will save for all mankind? What about all the Microsoft Visual C++ libraries and .NET libraries and Visual Basic Libraries and TCL/TK libraries, and Adobe Flash Runtimes and Direct X components and Active X components and Java components and Bink components and the codecs required to run the softwares? Along with the patches and utilities required to allow them to function on modern machines? BTW, for those that haven't played, No One Lives Forever aka NOLF is an amazing game that does hold up surprisingly well. It has a sequel that is okay but just is not as hilarious as the first one. The original is so tongue in cheek, seriously, you're sneaking around and you hear these behind door conversations about evil henchmen pay and benefits, seduction of goats it's just nuts. But then it has cool missions, sniping, driving vehicles, lots of fun things. Great characters. "You look like you need a monkey." "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Velkome to Shprockets! Now is ven ve DANCE! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Fuck, there it went "severe mental illness is one of the more common reasons for homelessness. I meet guys like that every day." Head Explodes "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson cool how the poll makes a Let's Rock sign "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson ROBOTS CREATE THE PERFECT COOKIE WTF IS NEXT PEOPLE? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Sorry about that thought I know you are feeling extremely uncomfortable right now. My bad. I'll try not to think so dang loud next time. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Drug resistant doctors are warning that if Congress cuts food stamps the NSA will not have enough lube with which to masturbate. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Sure but the interpretation would be like taking a 1 billion pixel bitmap and compressing it to a 320x240 jpg. I read recently an article dealing with the 'plagiarism' of Chris Foss's cover art by Glenn Brown. Glenn Brown's painting sold for $5.7 million. (You can read about it here but that doesn't really have anything to do with this.) The thing is, a lot of people see art on TV, in a book, or online. It makes a big difference though if you see say, a Jackson Pollock painting on the net. It's not very impressive or art like. But if you see the 17 foot long original then maybe some of it begins to make sense. Right there some interpretation has occurred and it's still in the visual. You start trying to describe that in words and you will need way more than just a thousand if you are really trying to interpret it. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson No, none of those text entries even came close to interpreting the art. At best they somewhat describe its appearance which is like saying a black hole is kinda heavy. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson they have a nice outdoor display Where you can walk around and read about the geology, history, creatures, etc. There may be a few people there but you don't have to interact with them or anything. Then when you go in the canyon you can hike several different trails. Del told me about it and we went out there. Some fascinating geology in that area. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Not we meaning Del and I Del mentioned it here on K5. I was in Vegas for a wedding and that was something cool to do. I have family on both sides and now in-laws that live there so we visit when we can. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you can't legally use dog years She won't be eighteen for another decade dude. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What do you want to make videos of? Lots of videos that show a screen and you hear the voice without seeing the person. Also lots of guitar videos that don't show the face of the person. You don't even need software. Go old skool. Get you a box and some sock puppets. Or dolls. Or do like Robot Chicken. Those animation things look really lame. And you would be better off just doing it yourself even with flat effect because those things sound like a computer. I don't know anything off hand because I dont do many videos. I did have a DOS program that my son used to make cartoons on the PC years ago. It was some Magic Schoolbus title I think. I'll have to hunt for it see if it is still around. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson did you look at Tupi and CreaToon3.0? http://www.creatoon.com/samples.php http://www.creatoon.com/movies/CreaToon3.wmv Tupi (Linux) http://www.maefloresta.com/portal/flash http://www.maefloresta.com/portal/files/butterfly.avi You can now download the full version of CreaToon 3.0. After installing CreaToon, first run it once, which will produce a message box saying you need to unlock it. To unlock CreaToon, also download unlock.zip, unzip this file and run unlock.exe. It will say that CreaToon is now unlocked. You will now be able to run CreaToon. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson if you just want to hide your face Why not wear a mask? You could go to one of those beauty stores and get you a wig with makeup or just put a bag over your head "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Dogs are delicious with mustard, onions, sweet relish and peppers. No sauerkraut and no ketchup though, please! I ate a dog in Italy once. Well actually a couple times because I went back for more. It was pretty good. Hell of a lot better than that shoe leather they tried to tell me was steak. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson But if you drank the right water you wouldn't need a flu shot! Enjoy your SuperBug! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson how bout, Welcome to the world's biggest Shit Sandwich . . . The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat." Or that sign that's in all those little kitschy places, "In God We Trust, all others pay cash" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Is your throat still living in the 20th century? Too bad, the water you should be drinking is being distilled in the 21st century. What's missing from the water you're drinking? Today people drink water that has a hydrogen bond angle of 104 degrees. They need to be drinking water with a bond angle of 114 degrees. Water Cures ANYTHING THE WORLD'S BEST WATER PURIFIER (332 FDA Approved Tests) BECAUSE WE REPURIFY WATER 100'S OF TIMES/GALLON (NOT ONCE!!). LISTEN TO THE HISTORY OF THIS DISCOVERY: 800 433-9553 WATCH A WATER ENERGY VIDEO (click "OUR MACHINES" above) adding ONLY 20 DROPS OF THIS WATER TO ORDINARY LOW ENERGY WATER or only 10 drops (COPD testimonials)! Add a few drops to YOUR OWN ENERGY DRINK and your ENERGY will SOAR like the Video!! FREE Water: CALL 570 296-0214. GET TESTED (picture of the inventor; his results below). Read about a famous Oncologist mentor after 30 years at Sloan Kettering; "HOW TO DESTROY THE CANCER VIRUS" and THE FOUNDER OF THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY (why ordinary water products don't work!) Then click on "Ellis Estate", at the very top of "OUR MACHINES" page, and scroll down to the Ellis Estate Gatehouse entrance to our beautiful 418 acre $100 million property, built in tribute to our thousands of customers and the results they achieved in agreement that made our great success possible, to be donated to The John Ellis Cancer Research Center. Then CLICK on his VIDEO at the bottom of that page)! He's 82 years old?? (Picture at 80, at the bottom of THIS page with HEART ATTACK RISK!) He never seems to change and I have known him for 30 years! TELL BLOGGERS TO POST THEIR PICTURES so you can see the effects of "aging" produced by their clogged arteries that can kill you...PROVING they are lying to the public! Diabetics lose their legs because they don't tell you the truth about our water and the increase in Blood Flow (Blood is 94% water) which Regulators let us use because it can be MEASURED noninvasively on the SKIN using Doppler Ultrasound. Also, we supply FREE WATER for testing as a result of the Hydrogen Bond Angle change from 104 degrees in ordinary water to 114 degrees in our water and we tell them how to measure the change!! The results using a tunneling electron microscope is ALWAYS THE SAME measured by the world's top scientists and the ones that work for us (Bell Labs)!! How dumb can they be when the results speak for themselves? BEWARE: 100's of people that we hear about DIED (1000's in Japan in the 70's) when the Health Dept in Japan closed down "Ionizer Alkalizer" sellers and Hayashi recanted his product but they don't tell American consumers!! SHEER DISHONESTY!! They use multilevel selling with NO PRINT ADVERTISING to keep under the radar of Regulators!! UCLA M.D. years ago:"You can't argue with something you can measure. Nothing is even close to your water for Blood Flow!" Obviously, clogged arteries causes heart attacks and slows blood flow to the extremities! THEY DON'T CARE...even a child can measure the change in Water Properties using fulvic acid (a nutrient)! THINK ABOUT IT the next time you see a diabetic that lost a foot or a leg because of the sheer dishonesty of dispicable people that blog because they can't handle the cost of full page advertising...ASK THEM WHAT DEGREES THEY HAVE IN THIS FIELD! THEY DON'T HAVE ANY!! Also, the world is going nuclear (Iran)! Brookhaven National Lab scientists that bought thousands of our machines after a nuclear accident: "You have the ONLY product that recycles water 100's of times/gal to get rid of radiation!" We answered their lawyers in the 80's with the orders on the Brookhaven letterhead after all the publicity! Most importantly, INCREASE YOUR BLOOD FLOW (using Doppler Ultrasound)! WHO WOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT CANCER than Elmer Bobst, Pharmaceutical pioneer and owner of Warner Lambert (Lipitor) now Pfizer, FOUNDER OF THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY with MARY LASKER and what his Director of International Sales and CIA operative Baron Otto von Bolschwing said to the inventor at social gatherings at the home of John Ellis over 50 years ago?? We only knew him as "Otto" (we were all shocked when his Dossier and true background was Declassified and released by the CIA years later)! However, THEY BOTH SAID: "Millions of people will get Cancer, as soon as a MIXTURE of Drugs and latent Disease Markers ARE FLUSHED INTO OUR DRINKING WATER (AP 3/10/08, below) and they will use ordinary "single pass" water products including distillers and filters that are USELESS!!" They were RIGHT! They have now been PROVEN to be USELESS (the CANCER RATE is the same for users and non-users)! That's why they told Engineer John Ellis:"THE ONLY HOME WATER PRODUCT THAT WILL WORK MUST 1) CHANGE THE PROPERTIES OF WATER and 2) SUBJECT WATER TO INTENSE ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION and HEAT by REPURIFYING water 100's OF TIMES PER GALLON (NOT ONCE!!)". WATCH THE MACHINE OPERATE! YOU CAN SEE THAT'S WHAT HE HAS DONE!! Unfortunately, Cancer is skyrocketing (3 out of 4 people) and 97% of all men develop prostate problems with the "help" of lying "water experts" (including PAID bloggers from academia) and thousands of people are dying because of their dishonesty! The State of New York just fined a company $300,000. for paying thousands of bloggers to post dishonest "unbiased" comments about water products! How about just ONE of the famous Oncologists that just retired after 30 years at Sloan Kettering (on our machine website; click above)? Again, 3 out of 4 people will get cancer and 97% of all men will develop prostate problems!! Call us, it may save your life! How about our children and grand children..the future of our country?? THEY DON'T CARE!! Are we raising a generation of Zombies with aberrant behavior because they have become "walking drug cocktails"? Even plasticizers are found in water in remote areas...in the blood of polar bears and natives deep in the jungles of Brazil, drinking water from the Amazon. If this isn't enough, 57 Drugs and latent DISEASE MARKERS that are flushed into our ground water aquifers are now found in our spring water, bottled water and well water and they have spread to our municipal water systems CAUSING ANY PROBLEM YOU CAN NAME (Associated Press 3/10/08 below)!! THEY WERE RIGHT!! The MIXTURE DESTROYS THE IMMUNE SYSTEM, also causing CHRONIC overweight (over 68% of the population, causing heart attacks), ED, weakness and a lack of energy (harmful caffeine "Energy Drinks" etc)! That's why they said ordinary distillers/filters are USELESS!! IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS, DRINK A MIXTURE OF 57 DRUGS (the size of a tiny Lipitor pill) AND LATENT DISEASE MARKERS EVERY DAY!! John Ellis' brother RICHARD ELLIS is a major player in commercial real estate worldwide and they don't lie to the public! They ARE killing millions of Americans! With over one million square feet leased in the World Trade Center on 9/11 when it came down, he can tell you they are planning to slowly disable and kill millions of Americans using WATER supplies (as if Drugs aren't enough: AP 3/10/08) with the "help" of "Hate America" shills and dishonest losers on the internet that sell water distillers, "alkaline ionizers" and "purifiers"! How do you KNOW they are "Hate America" liars? SIMPLE!! Again, LIKE THEY SAID, you HAVE to repurify water with INTENSE ultraviolet radiation and HEAT 100's of times/gallon to remove the KILLERS from water supplies...NOT ONCE!! That's what our machines DO! If you have your water "tested" they DON'T TELL YOU what is in your water (AP 3/10/08)! Also, "Aging" is nothing more than the measurable result of your arteries gradually clogging up as you grow older along with the THOUSANDS of Viruses and Bacteria, drugs and Disease markers in your drinking water found in a Blood Test!! LOOK AT PICTURES of self-proclaimed "water experts", our world-wide patents and BLOOD FLOW that PROVES they have CLOGGED ARTERIES (Doppler Ultrasound)...AN 80 YEAR OLD (PICTURE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE WITH HEART ATTACK RISK!), for example, should look at least 20 to 30 years younger by increasing the measurable hydrogen bond angle from 104 degrees to 114 degrees in our water, which CLEARS THE ARTERIES by increasing the SOLUBILITY of ordinary water which increases BLOOD FLOW (providing energy...think of water as FOOD!)...getting all the nutrients you are paying for to the extremities (YOUR BLOOD IS 94% WATER; UCLA Medical School M.D. years ago: "Nobody can argue with something you can measure! Nothing is even close to your water for Blood Flow!"). CHANGE ALL YOUR BLOOD OVER TO OUR WATER AND DISCOVER HOW HE SAVED HIS OWN LIFE, AFTER READING THE FOLLOWING: LIVING PROOF YOU CAN INCREASE YOUR ENERGY AND REVERSE THE DEBILITATING EFFECTS OF AGING as THOUSANDS of Senior Citizens have discovered simply by CHANGING WATER PROPERTIES!! MOST PEOPLE WILL EXPERIENCE THE PAIN AND SUFFERING FROM CANCER AND 97% OF ALL MEN WILL DEVELOP PROSTATE PROBLEMS WITH "HELP" FROM THE WATER INDUSTRY AND THEIR BLOGGERS BECAUSE THEY DON'T CARE!! LOOK AT THE VIDEO OF THE 82 YEAR OLD INVENTOR AND DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO BE A VICTIM!! READ ABOUT A CIA OPERATIVE THAT TOLD JOHN ELLIS WHY STANDARD WATER TESTS (if you have your water tested) DON'T TELL YOU WHAT IS IN YOUR WATER AND WHY ORDINARY "WATER PURIFIERS" FOOL THE PUBLIC or they wouldn't keep drinking the SAME water that CAUSED their health problems (click "Our Machines"; famous Oncologists); it should also be OBVIOUS that you have to REPURIFY water 100's OF TIMES PER GALLON the way we do (NOT ONCE!!) to destroy all the Viruses and Bacteria (with different Destruction Times under "Scientific Data") in our drinking water that can be DEADLY!! ANY DOUBTS? AGAIN, READ ABOUT ELMER BOBST (below), A PIONEER IN THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY (Lipitor), THE AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY, THE OWNER OF WARNER LAMBERT (now PFIZER) AND WHAT HIS FRIEND AND ASSOCIATE CIA OPERATIVE OTTO VON BOLSCHWING TOLD JOHN ELLIS WHEN HE CAME TO SOCIAL GATHERINGS AT THE HOME OF JOHN ELLIS (His Declassified Dossier shows Otto was a world expert which is why he ran International Sales for Bobst. They knew ordinary "water purifiers" would be useless to remove drugs and disease markers flushed into our drinking water (AP 3/10/08) below) BECAUSE THEY BOTH KNEW "WATER EXPERTS" WOULD LIE TO FURTHER THEIR AGENDA AND MOST AMERICANS WOULD IGNORE THE PROBLEM WHICH EXPLAINS THE EXPLOSIVE GROWTH OF THE PHARMACEUTICAL AND HEALTH CARE INDUSTRY WHILE USING THEIR INFLUENCE TO ALLOW "WATER PURIFIERS" TO FOOL THE PUBLIC THAT ALSO CAUSE THE HEALTH PROBLEMS WE SEE TODAY! (READ:"A DIABOLICAL SCENARIO") ON "OUR MACHINE" WEBSITE (click here "ABOUT THE INVENTOR") and the Associated Press article (3/10/08 below) about the "Drug Cocktail"...57 drugs and disease markers (cancer, diabetes, MS etc) flushed into our ground water aquifers (expressed in a Blood Test), found in our spring water, bottled water and well water, which have now spread to our municipal water systems (AP 3/10/08) that make ordinary "water purifiers" USELESS! They aren't telling you that they are the CAUSE of any problem you can name!! PROTECT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY!! click on "Our Machines" and then to "Ellis Estate" at the top (right)! Scroll down and find ph "ionizing" alkaline water products that are so DEADLY (3 studies in Japan and American Heart Association: weakens heart muscle; myocardiac myosin), the Health Dept in Japan shut them down in the 70's and the inventor, Hayashi, recanted his product but they aren't telling American consumers (we have customer reports of two people that dropped dead)! NONE (including distillers/filters) can make pure water (Lab Stds): DOCUMENTED by York Labs ("Our Machines" sidebar): CORNING SCIENTIFIC:"Your YORK MACHINE tests are better than our Lab Stills!"Also, they make "light" distilled or "light" tap water with the same health benefits!! This method destroys the DEADLY BACTERIA that travel with the steam in an ordinary distiller and the virus that CAUSES hepatitis that can withstand over 30 minutes of boiling!! In desert areas (where there isn't any water), the military is also taking condensed water vapor from the air and running it through our machines to destroy any remaining pathogens! THAT'S WHY, SINCE ORDINARY PRODUCTS ARE USELESS (WITH 57 DRUGS IN THE DRINKING WATER, AP 3/10/08), ALL PRODUCTS FROM COCA-COLA TO RECONSTITUTED ORANGE JUICE WILL HAVE TO USE OUR WATER TO ALSO PROVIDE MORE ENERGY AND HELP CLEAR YOUR ARTERIES MEASURED NON-INVASIVELY ON YOUR SKIN... AVOIDNG HEART ATTACKS!! Regulators allow results measured on the SKIN (click: "Our Machines" above). DOLE FOODS sent us a 7 page contract after 9 months of testing! Unlike ordinary water, consumers can buy these products with a health benefit!! Why is BLOOD SOLUBILITY important? This measures the ability of Blood (94% water!) to absorb solids that clog your arteries and cause heart attacks!! Drink alot of our water at first to get all your Blood changed over to our water to increase measurable BLOOD FLOW (Doppler Ultrasound)!! Read THE WASHINGTON POST INVESTIGATIVE CANCER ARTICLE i.e. "10,000 people/day going to obtain our water! Cures Anything" ("OUR MACHINES", sidebar) like the millions of people that visit Lourdes (there are only few places in the world where this natural phenomenon exists. However, we understand how to duplicate this natural process by REPURIFYING WATER 100'S OF TIMES PER GALLON to produce results many times faster, as the Hydrogen Bond Angle opens up from 104 to 114 degrees)! ANY Healing Water (Lourdes, Nordenau, Vilcabama etc) ALWAYS has a Hydrogen Bond Angle a few degrees GREATER than ordinary water (104 degrees) which allows Blood to get through a membrane into the cells more easily...hence the HEALING noted by increased Blood Flow, confirmed by Doppler Ultrasound! Ordinary distilled water (processed ONLY ONCE!), produces the WORST BLOOD FLOW (with a Hydrogen Bond angle of ONLY 101 degrees, it's WORSE THAN TAP WATER at 104 degrees)! Our machines produce "light" distilled at 114 degrees and "light" tap water with the same benefits!! The WP article also describes our worldwide patents (after reading the following, click above on "Our Machines")! Click "OUR WATER" (above) with the Gatehouse Entrance, or after going to "Our Machines" click at the top (Ellis Estate), with commentary, built with every attention to detail and insured for $2.8 million in Praise of Our Lord, as the first and only "Lourdes" in the United States because John Ellis understands why, under certain natural proprietary conditions, water can "Cure Anything"! We know that after selling over 100,000 machines because of The Washington Post article and as a result we spent millions building this "one of a kind" 418 acre property for generations of future visitors to enjoy! Buy bottled water or better yet, buy a machine and help us in this fine endeavor and the best will come back to you...The Lord Will Bless You with good health as thousands of our great customers have discovered!! ORDINARY WATER HAS LOW SOLUBILITY and LOW ENERGY measured by the Hydrogen Bond Angle (below)!! Our patented machines RECYCLE WATER 100's of times/gallon (NOT ONCE!!) in a proprietary way... increasing SOLUBILITY and GAINING ENERGY EVERY TIME THEY RECYCLE as the HYDROGEN BOND ANGLE opens up from 104 degrees in ordinary water to 114 degrees in our water as already stated!! Ask "water experts" to post their pictures at 80 years of age (the inventor, bottom of the page) and you will see why BLOOD FLOW is important! It's far worse than stealing your money... these educated experts are stealing your health and possibly your life!! With better BLOOD FLOW your skin tightens up, grey hair turns darker and more blood gets through the capillaries to the brain (old age problems)!! Here's the MEASURABLE proof! This is why ordinary water clogs your arteries: Our Hydrogen Bond angle is 114 degrees (tunneling electron microscope) increasing SOLUBILITY..."You can't argue with something you can measure!". Since the parameters are MEASURABLE, it reveals the reason ordinary water products cause serious health problems!! Ordinary water has a Hydrogen Bond Angle of ONLY 104 degrees which impedes Blood Flow to the extremities while our water saves diabetics limbs from amputation and yet customers call us to say they are amazed that the paid shills and Dealers that sell ordinary water products DON'T CARE...their dishonesty can also be measured by measuring BLOOD FLOW (using Doppler Ultrasound) on the skin!! A scientist (Bell Labs fame) at our Shohola, PA property stated that another scientist just confirmed our Hydrogen Bond Angle at 113.8 degrees (rounded off to 114 degrees)...the ENERGY LEVEL is directly related to the Hydrogen Bond Angle! The Medical community has known this for years and scientists from all over the world are calling us. Scientists at Los Alamos to THE WASHINGTON TIMES: "We are wrong he is right! The Hydrogen bond angle increased from 104 to 114 degrees!". At the age of 16, at The Choate School, John Ellis read a book about "The Alchemists" (the fathers of modern chemistry): "Rapidly heating and cooling water produces mystical qualities!" John Ellis discovered how to do that and release the HEALING POWER OF WATER with fantastic scientific implications including human health!! READ YOUR BIBLE: They believe our water is like it was when they attained fantastic Biblical ages before the Flood and The Washington Post Cancer Article is a good example: DRINK WATER THAT PRODUCED over 200,000 "CURES" IN 37 YEARS THAT CULMINATED IN THE WASHINGTON POST CANCER ARTICLE that DESCRIBES OUR WORLDWIDE PATENTS (this is the original UNEDITED article. click "OUR MACHINES" above, then the sidebar to read THE WASHINGTON POST article: "Cures Anything" 10,000 people/day etc). In similar fashion, THOUSANDS of wells have been brought back to purity using our light tap water ONLY ONE TIME because of the POWER OF HYDROGEN (locked up in every water molecule) which changes the PROPERTIES of ordinary water and it can last for a year or YEARS (the machines make light distilled and light tap water). Click "Our Water" and read about a young girl that treated over 200 wells with Inspectors shaking their heads as to why this works! We challenge anyone, using ANY other water, to do that...they CAN'T!! This is yet ANOTHER WAY to prove that ordinary water "purifiers" can cause your untimely demise! Quoting our patents from the article:"THE CURATIVE POWER RESULTS in "MOVEMENTS" OF WATER FROM ONE METAL TANK TO ANOTHER" **10,000 PEOPLE/DAY (from the article) discovered that this little countertop machine (only 8"x14"x11" high) "cures cancer, MS etc" by changing the MEASURABLE PROPERTIES of even vast quantities of ordinary water! Since the results are MEASURABLE, we have never had even ONE person able to honestly debunk our product in 37 years! A major distiller company: "We are going out of business because we can't HONESTLY compete against your machines!" After we sold over 100,000 machines because of the article (to the complete dismay of the industry), so much dishonesty developed in an effort to sell their products that Jon Spokes (THE WASHINGTON TIMES) wouldn't accept their ads!! Recently, THE AMERICAN FREE PRESS refused to run a "Free Scam Report! $15. Value!" ad for a distiller company because they discovered that they are part of the scam and using *paid shills to sell their product (ordinary distilled water has a Hydrogen Bond Angle of only 101 degrees)! Even ordinary water produces poor Blood Flow and Diabetics lose their legs and yet as stated...they don't care!! What kind of person would do this to another human being?? *The State just fined one company $300,000. for paying 1000's of these debunkers and shills to blog on websites! Generally, ALL debunkers are paid or why would they bother? Fortunately, since they can't match our MEASURABLE results, we haven't had a problem as noted by Investigative Reporter Pat Shannan who wrote an article about Cancer, Otto Warburg (Nobel Prize Twice) and our machines in THE AMERICAN FREE PRESS. Customers over 100 years of age use our machines and we supply parts inexpensively to maintain older versions that are over 30 years old!! 10,000 people/day CAN'T BE WRONG!! At a New York Airport (in the 80's) a man got off a plane and ran up to me with a jug of water: "Thousands of people are travelling to get your water!" I thought he had "lost it" until the Washington Post sent reporters to investigate the phenomenon and wrote the article describing our patents!! FACE REALITY: REGULATORS WOULD HAVE RUN US OUT OF BUSINESS YEARS AGO IF THIS DIDN'T WORK!! NO OTHER COMPANY CAN STATE WHAT WE ARE SAYING ON OUR WEBSITES AND AVOID LEGAL RETRIBUTION IF THIS DIDN'T WORK!! My brother (Search: Richard Ellis) had over one million square feet of space leased in The World Trade Center when it came down (Richard Ellis is one of the great success stories in commercial real estate). Our father taught us that your legacy is based on how much you helped your fellow man unlike the shills that lie about water properties, causing the world wide demise of millions of people! As noted, Alchemists (fathers of modern chemistry): "Rapidly heating and cooling water produces mystical qualitites!" WE DISCOVERED HOW TO DO THAT by changing the MEASURABLE properties of ordinary water, with over 200,000 cures and worldwide patents that prove it as described by the Washington Post in the ORIGINAL UNEDITIED version on our website!! As a result, John Ellis has 1000's of customer friends world wide (when you save the legs of diabetics from amputation or someone from Cancer they never forget you! We hear from these survivors every day...the thrill is beyond words!). How about ovarian cancer in women that is spreading like wildfire and Oncologists don't know why (Jon Spokes, THE WASHINGTON TIMES Advertising Manager for 15 years, received reports from the top Oncologists confirming that cancer cells become inert and granular: click OUR MACHINES) and yet you can read OUR PATENT DESCRIPTION that was EDITED OUT OF THE ORIGINAL WASHINGTON POST ARTICLE by water industry shills so they could use the article to sell their own products with complete disregard for their victims including those that lose their legs to diabetes (BLOOD FLOW) while ignoring our Mexican PATENT 239719 that describes our "movements of water between two metal tanks" (rapid heating and cooling) that was REMOVED from the article! You will realize why they produce poor Blood Flow (Doppler Ultrasound) and heart attacks (water Solubility and plaque buildup, Blood is 94% water) etc. ONCOLOGISTS know that ordinary distillers, filters, RO and "PH ionizers"cause major health problems (AP 3/10/08 below). Example: They aren't telling you that in the 70's the Japanese Health Dept closed down about a dozen companies selling "ionizers" because of the disastrous results (change your PH) and Hayashi the inventor recanted his own product! He now sells a "Hydrogen Stick"! CALL US ABOUT IT!! 5 years ago, we heard about the "results" almost daily! Today, most people know it's a scam and yet at $4200. per machine sellers are using every trick in the book to protect their sales! Oncologists know that these products CAUSE CANCER because they DON'T USE OUR HIGH INTENSITY ULTRAVIOLET MODULAR FREQUENCY and HEAT to recycle your tap water the way we do! We recycle tap water HUNDREDS OF TIMES PER GALLON through our machines... NOT ONCE!!! THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO DESTROY THE DISEASE MARKERS for a host of diseases (expressed in a Blood Test) THAT AREN'T DESTROYED by ordinary products including Cancer and MS with the Drugs that millions of people flush down their toilets into an aquifer that are found in ALL spring water, bottled water and well water that finally find their way into municipal tap water (Associated Press 3/10/08)...sellers DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT or the fact that diabetics limbs can be saved from amputation (MEASURABLE BLOOD FLOW to the extremities Click: OUR MACHINES)!! That's why the Associated Press called me and wrote the article (AP 3/10/08 below) after doing their own tests!! STANDARD WATER TESTS DO NOT TELL YOU WHAT IS IN THE WATER! DOESN'T THAT TELL YOU SOMETHING?? Click on "ABOUT THE INVENTOR" ("Our Machines" sidebar) and learn the name of a famous CIA operative that predicted how water can also be used to control the population or worse!! We have the ONLY product that can destroy their intent and save you and your family by recycling the water 100's of times per gallon... NOT ONCE!! THAT'S WHY ANY OTHER WATER "PURIFICATION" PRODUCT IS USELESS! One man bought a machine and was paid $235,000. for only a few hours work by a municipality because NO OTHER WATER TREATMENT COMPANY COULD HANDLE THE PROBLEM, saving the municipality millions of dollars!! EVERYONE (IF THEY WANT TO SURVIVE) IS A CUSTOMER! THERE ISN'T ANY COMPETITION! SINCE THIS TECHNOLOGY IS PROPRIETARY AND PATENTED, YOU CAN MAKE AN INSTANT FORTUNE AND WE WILL HELP YOU... CALL US!! Even before the more recent threats, we sold over 100,000 machines as a result of THE WASHINGTON POST article that describes our patents and the scientific community took notice CONFIRMING THE RESULTS i.e. Sloan Kettering Oncologists including 100's of M.D.'s, UCLA Medical School etc! DON'T SUFFER NEEDLESSLY!! BUY A MACHINE and we will invite you to our Shohola, PA property that was built for future generations to enjoy including 3000 Boy Scouts and disadvantaged youths that go camping there (Gatehouse entrance shown: click "OUR WATER"). Like the article says:"This cures anything!" simply by changing the PROPERTIES of ordinary water!! World famous Oncologist Dalton Kinsella M.D. shocked me when I picked up the phone (since it's such a touchy subject) and a man said: "Your machines cure cancer!". I asked him how he knew that and he said he had just retired after 30 years at Sloan Kettering, didn't have access to our machines anymore and ordered an E5 machine confirming the Washington Post article (that we are allowed to quote) on "OUR MACHINES" website. Alot of credit in the development of these machines goes to CORNING scientists and an M.D. that taught at the UCLA Medical School years ago! This is why a major portion of our business is from people with cancer and "incurable" diseases and yet amazingly...it's only water!! The ONLY "Anti-Aging Protocol" that Works!! Compare the inventor's picture at 80 (below) with "experts" or naysayers at his age!! THEIR OWN PICTURES PROVE that their "cures" or purifiers SPREAD DISEASE and produce disastrous results (Associated Press 3/10/08, below) that are irreversable!! Oncologists know that ordinary distillers/purifiers spread the RECYCLED DISEASES FROM USERS TOILETS THAT ARE FLUSHED INTO THE GROUND WATER (THAT RE-APPEAR AT YOUR FAUCET) BY MILLIONS OF FORMER USERS OF YOUR TAP WATER because even STANDARD MUNICIPAL WATER TESTS DO NOT REVEAL THE 57 DRUGS AND DISEASE MARKERS IN YOUR TAP WATER (WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE TAKING THE DRUGS FOUND IN A BLOOD TEST) THAT ARE IN ALL WATER INCLUDING SPRING WATER, BOTTLED WATER, WELL WATER ETC (Philadelphia is an example! You KNOW the municipality tests their tap water and yet the AP found 57 drugs in their drinking water and 41 million people didn't even know it!!: AP 3/10/08)!! It's everywhere! You would be surprised if they DIDN'T get cancer from the re-cycled diseases of former users of the tap water!! Since your Blood is 94% water, you have to REPURIFY water with INTENSE RADIATION AND HEAT 100's of times/gal (NOT ONCE through a "purfier"!!) to destroy the CEA disease markers for cancer, (MS or ANY disease) SPREAD BY WATER (You will be SHOCKED if they manifest themselves in a blood test!) so the cancer cells become GRANULAR (Go to "OUR WATER" above and click on TESTIMONIALS! 3-4 people will get Cancer, 97% of all men develop prostate problems)!! People buy "Purifiers" and get CANCER anyway because the industry refuses to do the tests on this website that ANYONE can do! M.D.: "If they told the truth about water, you would be the only people in business!" Look at "OUR WATER" website and ask dishonest water Dealers or "naysayer losers" if they are successful, why they don't own a $100 million dollar property visited by the "rich and famous" because of investigative articles in The Washington Post, The American Free Press, The Washington Times including an article about Sloan Kettering Oncologists and the John Ellis discovery ("OUR MACHINES" website, above)? OBVIOUSLY, they are losers causing your early demise! Even the Blood Flow Tests done years ago at UCLA Medical School ("Nothing is even close to your water"!) didn't faze them, they lie anyway! READ ABOUT CLOGGED ARTERIES that cause heart attacks because ordinary water has LOW SOLUBILITY (Blood flow, 94% water, measured non-invasively by Doppler Ultrasound) and diabetics lose their limbs or worse! Also, Gas Companies use CHEMICALS with HIGH SOLUBILITY when HYDROFRACKING WELLS because ORDINARY WATER HAS LOW SOLUBILITY which a child can measure!! Instead, they can USE OUR WATER WITH HIGH SOLUBILITY WITHOUT CHEMICALS (thousands of water wells have been returned to purity using ONLY 10 gallons of our water ONE TIME on each well) WITH NO TOXINS...protecting and IMPROVING our water supplies!! Background: A Choate School and Lafayette College Engineering graduate, he invented a scientific measuring device as a 17 yr old (still used worldwide). An Oil Well Engineer, Design Engineer at Douglas Aerospace and Honeywell Engineer, at age 30 he started his own business and invented a switch that operates (on-off) within .0001 of an inch (1/40 of a human hair). Honeywell and Military/Industrial users: "He's the only person that knows how to produce it!" Old Textbook Science: "You can't change water properties". He HAS for the benefit of mankind! ORDER OUR BOTTLED WATER! BETTER YET, ORDER A MACHINE! CHANGE ALL YOUR BLOOD (94% water) OVER TO HIGH SOLUBILITY WATER THAT STOPS DISEASE AND KEEP DRINKING IT TO REPLACE THE WATER YOU ARE ELIMINATING!! YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID! READ WHAT THE TOP ONCOLOGISTS HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS DISCOVERY!! PREVADING WATER INDUSTRY DISHONESTY FOOLS THE PUBLIC AND CAUSES SERIOUS HEALTH PROBLEMS BECAUSE THEY USE MORONIC "OPINIONS" TO AVOID TESTS ANYONE CAN DO!! HOWEVER, THE ANSWER IS HERE! >CLICK ON "OUR MACHINES" OR "OUR WATER" FOR BOTTLED WATER (above)!! READ OUR CHALLENGE TO THE WATER INDUSTRY, THEIR SHILLS AND THE DEALERS THAT SELL THESE PRODUCTS (*click "OUR MACHINES"above and scroll down)! READ IT! THEY CAN'T EVEN MAKE PURE WATER TO LAB STANDARDS...we have the ONLY product that can (York Labs)!! YOU WILL SEE THE DECEIT BY DEALERS THAT SELL ORDINARY DISTILLERS, FILTERS, OZONATORS AND "PH IONIZERS" THAT CAUSE CANCER AND A HOST OF HEALTH PROBLEMS BECAUSE STANDARD WATER TESTS USED BY MUNICIPALITIES TO TEST THEIR TAP WATER DON'T REVEAL THE 57 DRUGS OR DISEASE MARKERS THAT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE FLUSH DOWN THEIR TOILETS...FOUND IN YOUR TAP WATER (ASSOCIATED PRESS 3/10/08)!! READ WHAT THE ONCOLOGISTS HAVE TO SAY! Example: "Chem1" was ostracized from the SFU website for a year (SCIENTIFIC DISHONESTY complaints from Oncologists, scientists at Los Alamos, Johns Hopkins etc) until he removed a picture of the University and stated: "My chemistry courses are no longer approved" because he incited wacko Internet blogs!! Textbook publishers wouldn't publish his chemistry courses!! A scientist that came to work for us from Bell Labs said: "WE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY!" i.e. inventing the transistor, laser, solar cells etc with 11 Nobel Prize Winners, 26,000 patents. A Municipal Wastewater Treatment Plant Operator at the Biological Center added OUR WATER to raw sewage in a jar and the solids settled to the bottom PRODUCING A CLEAR LIQUID ON TOP while TAP WATER produced a SWELLED UP MASS!! Our technology saves EPA fines and the cost of chemicals that get into the groundwater and into our drinking water!! Thousands of water wells have been upgraded with the water from our machines and one application can last for years because of the power of HYDROGEN locked up in every water molecule on the planet! HYDROGEN can power your car and we have learned to release some of that power...small amounts can treat VAST quantities of water!! Our machines make TWO types of water, "light" distilled (NOT ordinary distilled that you wouldn't drink) and "light" tap water which is usually used on wells because you can produce it alot faster (up to 240 gallons/day). EITHER water produces the same results from a health standpoint. If you are on a supply that people drink, they drink "light" tap water or they mix the two!! NOBODY ELSE CAN DO THAT!! READ ABOUT IT ("OUR MACHINES" website, click above). Also, it's being used in products for oil refinery spills because of greater SOLUBILITY (a child can measure Solubility!) that can be applied to the Gulf oil disaster! It should be noted that oil wells normally produce about 5% methane gas. In the Gulf it's 40%!! We have the only product that has bulbs and transformers producing high intensity ultra-violet modular frequency that destroys gases being released by ANY water because the water is being recycled through the machine 100's of times/gallon (not ONCE) to get them all! This changes the Properties of water (Solubility-Energy ratio) Also, you don't want to release deadly gases into your home!! Since your blood is 94% water, where do you suppose "health problems" come from? The Solubility-Energy Ratio is related to the Hydrogen Bond Angle. Solubility (which a child can measure) increases with the Hydrogen Bond Angle. Ordinary water has low SOLUBILITY with a bond angle of only 104 degrees. Our "light" distilled or "light" tap water has a bond angle of 114 degrees (UCLA, below)! Steam has the highest energy ratio at 120 degrees (this led to the Industrial Revolution)! Food, of course, also provides energy. However, I am 6'7" and I have been able to maintain my strength on one-half as much food because of the high Energy Ratio of my water. My son is 6' 11" and super strong because of this water! This beats ANY "weight loss" program because food craving disappears!! At first, you lose excess water weight! The money saved would pay for a machine in addition to the phenominal health benefits. THIS DISCOVERY WOULD GO A LONG WAY IN SOLVING THE WORLD HUNGER CRISIS!! Farmers, with increased Solubility, produce more crops and livestock grow faster at lower cost (it takes only 10 gallons to treat a well one time and it can last for a year or years)! Also, we have had people buy machines simply because they can see that the water can be used as an Agricultural spray: "This is the only water that will keep fulvic acid in suspension so we can spray it!"...again, high SOLUBILITY! DOLE FOODS did 9 months of testing before sending us a 7 page contract because they couldn't believe their own tests! The Drugs for any Disease you can name are found in even the "purest" drinking water because a Standard Water Test doesn't reveal them AP 3/10/08: 57 drugs affecting 41 million people are found in the Philadelphia drinking water and yet you think Philadelphia doesn't perform the STANDARD tests on their drinking water to make sure it's "pure"? When you have your water "tested" do you think it's "pure"?? Guess again!! It probably contains the markers for cancer or any other disease that finally develop and express themseves in a blood test! ALL "pure" distilled, purified, bottled water has the markers for these diseases represented by these drugs that are flushed down toilets and eventually end up in our water supplies!! WE INVENTED THE ONLY WAY TO REMOVE THEM AND THE PHENOMINAL RESULTS ARE ON OUR WEBSITE!! Here is how it works: If you see water go through a distiller, filter, PH ionizer etc one time (even 10 times) it's a waste of time! When you fill our machine full of water, it allows ONLY 1 1/2 CUPS of water in the boiler at a time. There is a reason for that! Put that much water in a sauce pan and turn on the heat. It's not much water...all the water in the boiler with the viruses, bacteria, small molecule drugs and markers for diseases in ALL drinking water are frothed to the surface of the water (including the markers for cancer that finally develop and express themselves in a blood test) so they can be destroyed by high intensity ultraviolet modular frequency and HEAT 100's of times per gallon..not ONCE!! As the water leaves the boiler to go into the condenser tank to be recycled back to the boiler (the patents are described in the Washington Post article), two little heaters come out of water to destroy whatever is left but then it REPEATS the process 100's of times/gallon to make sure you get them all!! Let's say somebody has cancer (3-4 people will get cancer and 97% of all men develop prostate problems)! Why would they drink water that develop into these markers?? It doesn't make sense when you consider the report by the AP (above) that PROVES what we have been saying for years!! To prove a point: A few years ago a woman called from S.D. to say that all around her people have MS and yet they drink water from distllers, R.O., Ph ionizers etc! Why is that? Running water through these products one time (or 10 times) is a waste of time! You have to run water, in a proprietary way, 100's of times/gallon and yet our process changes the PROPERTIES of water and produces water that can treat millions of gallons of water!! Only 10 gallons of water per well, in 1000's of water wells, has done just that! How about the tests monitored by the University of Mn, Dole Foods, La Salle Co and the Washington Post article that proves that the power of hydrogen with increased SOLUBILITY can treat vast quantities of water as described on the website (above).. again, Click on "Our Machines"! Also, how about the tests done by UCLA Medical Center: "Nothing is even close to your water for blood flow to the extremities!" As stated, since this is non- invasive (doppler ultrasound), Regulators allowed the product "Put It Where It Hurts" because the results can be measured on the SKIN non-invasively, proving once and for all the massive health fraud perpetrated on the public by the water industry!! Their purest water doesn't stop disease, it spreads the diseases of former users that CAN'T be removed running water through a purifier ONE TIME (even 10 times is a waste of time)!! If you click on "OUR MACHINES" (above) you can learn about our patented discovery in greater detail and you will see that thousands of water wells have been treated with this technology that led to The Washington Post article (click on the sidebar to read the article) that coined the phrase: "THIS WATER WILL CURE ANYTHING!"...and it does!! Only SMALL amounts of "light" tap water (because of greater SOLUBILITY) can treat vast quantities of water and the same technology can be applied to the oil industry! I was a Oil Well Logging Engineer when I was only 25 years old! Today, I am 81 years old and I can tell you from personal experience that with GREATER BLOOD FLOW it gets nutrients to the extremities and saves diabetics limbs with phenominal results that are well documented by our thousands of customers (we stopped counting at over 200,000 users). Diabetics always say the same thing when they call us: "Why do pure water companies lie to me? If I had listened to them, I would have lost my foot!!" UCLA Medical Center tested every water product on the market because they wondered which water would give the best blood flow to the extremities since your blood is 94% water: "Nothing is even close to your water!" (below). Their tests also confirmed an investigation by The Washington Post and the thousands of success reports that we receive! THE WASHINGTON POST ARTICLE (AS FAR BACK AS 1/27/92): "THIS WATER CURES ANYTHING (10,000 PEOPLE/DAY)! THE CURATIVE POWER RESULTS FROM THE 'MOVEMENTS' OF WATER BETWEEN TWO METAL TANKS". THIS ISN'T ABOUT "CURING" PEOPLE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE DEHYDRATED!! ONE MAN WROTE A BOOK ON THE SUBJECT AND DIED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE TO RE-CYCLE WATER 100'S OF TIMES/GALLON TO BREAK DOWN THE HYDROGEN BONDS THAT INCREASES THE SOLUBILITY OF BLOOD (94% WATER) FOR BETTER BLOOD FLOW TO THE EXTREMITIES!! THIS CAN BE MEASURED NON-INVASIVELY WHICH IS WHY REGULATORS ALLOWED THE PRODUCT "PUT IT WHERE IT HURTS"! THE RESULTS CAN BE MEASURED ON THE SKIN BY DOPPLER ULTRASOUND!! 36 YEARS AGO, WHEN WE STARTED IN BUSINESS, WE THOUGHT THE ANSWER WAS IN "WATER PURITY". WE DISCOVERED THAT BY USING "STOP-START" BOILING WE COULD LOWER THE STEAM VELOCITY AND POLLUTANT "CARRYOVER" TO PRODUCE PURER WATER: CLICK ON "OUR MACHINES" FOR THE YORK LAB TESTS ON 5 MACHINES FOR THE U.S. PATENT OFFICE. THE "LIGHT DISTILLED" WATER: 827 TIMES TIMES PURER THAN THE TAP WATER DOWN TO "LESS THAN" 0.07 PPM (PURE WATER USING LAB STANDARDS IS 0.1 PPM). OUR CLOSEST COMPETITOR: ONLY 9 TIMES PURER!! CORNING: "YOUR TESTS ARE BETTER THAN OUR LAB STILLS!" NO OTHER COMPANY IN THE WORLD CAN PRODUCE THE "PURE WATER" THEY ADVERTISE!! HOWEVER, WE SOON DISCOVERED THAT IT WASN'T THE PURITY BUT RATHER THE FACT THAT OUR WATER HAS GREATER SOLUBILITY THAT PRODUCES BETTER BLOOD FLOW AND OUR CUSTOMERS WERE GETTING JUST AS GOOD RESULTS FROM A HEALTH STANDPOINT WITH THE "LIGHT" TAP WATER PRODUCED BY OUR MACHINES (UP TO 10 GAL/HR, 240 GAL/DAY)!! UNLIKE ORDINARY DISTILLED WATER, OUR WATER HAS GREATER SOLUBILITY THAT IS EASILY MEASURED WHICH IS COUPLED WITH A 114 DEGREE HYDROGEN BOND ANGLE THAT WAS CONFIRMED BY UCLA (BELOW). ORDINARY WATER HAS A HYDROGEN BOND ANGLE OF 104 DEGREES AND ORDINARY DISTILLED WATER HAS A HYDROGEN BOND ANGLE OF ONLY 101 DEGREES WHICH PRODUCES THE WORST BLOOD FLOW. BLOOD FLOW, OF COURSE, CAN BE MEASURED NON- INVASIVELY BY DOPPLER ULTRASOUND. UCLA MEDICAL SCHOOL M.D.: "NOBODY CAN ARGUE WITH SOMETHING YOU CAN MEASURE! WE CAN MEASURE THE ABILITY OF BLOOD (94% WATER) TO GO THROUGH A MEMBRANE TO THE EXTREMITIES. NOTHING IS EVEN CLOSE TO YOUR WATER!" THIS, OF COURSE, CAN BE DONE NON-INVASIVELY WHICH IS GREAT NEWS FOR EVERYONE INCLUDING DIABETICS. WE RECEIVED ALOT OF ORDERS RECENTLY FROM BRISTOL, VA BECAUSE IT SAVED A WOMANS LEG FROM AMPUTATION (WITH GREATER SOLUBILITY THAN ORDINARY WATER, BLOOD FLOW ALWAYS COMES BACK)! JON SPOKES, THE ADVERTISING MANAGER OF THE WASHINGTON TIMES WHERE WE HAD A FULL PAGE AD EVERY WEEK FOR 15 YEARS, CALLED ME AFTER ONLY A FEW WEEKS OF ADVERTISING AND SAID: "WE HAVE HAD AT LEAST 50 PHONE CALLS RANGING FROM LOS ALAMOS TO JOHNS HOPKINS. THEY ALL HAVE YOUR MACHINES!" WITH A $600 MILLION INVESTMENT IN WASHINGTON D.C., THIS IS A MAJOR NEWSPAPER THAT IS READ BY SOME OF THE TOP SCIENTISTS IN THE WORLD! OUR MACHINE CHANGES THE PROPERTIES OF WATER WITH SUCH AMAZING IMPLICATIONS THEY CALLED JON SPOKES: "WE WERE WRONG! HE IS RIGHT!" READ ABOUT JON SPOKES' OWN SUCCESS STORY BY CLICKING ON "OUR MACHINES" (ABOVE) WITH HIS PRIVATE LINE PHONE NUMBER AND THE CANCER RESULTS!!. The top part is from an ad in Popular Science http://imgur.com/dK87hvo that was linked to in the comments of a Reddit post dealing with a complaint about the magazine Popular Science having too many long articles on scientific subjects. http://i.imgur.com/JbweQRp.jpg "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson We had really good water on our ship We actually ran the ship on steam power believe it or not. We burned fuel to heat the boilers and used the steam to power turbines. Something like that, I wasn't an Engineer just had friends working down there. Anyways, they would suck up sea water and feed it into a chamber which was super-hot and it would flash to steam. Then it went through a thing like a moonshine still and out would come the most delicious, freshest water you ever tasted. There was plenty of it also. I don't know if the bond was 104, 114, or 364 degrees though. Hell as far as I know it could've been rotated through ten dimensions of space and three of time! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Back in the day there were numerous automakers in the US. Probably enough so that just about every damn county could have a different auto maker. Just about like it was when IBM clones were everywhere. Norway had a car, it was called the Troll. It would be really cool to drive a Troll. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Many more than two. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The way they trimmed the picture You can't see the big naked blonde guy upon who's lap Adolph is sitting. What is up with the tit glove? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Felix the Cat "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You talk about "college life" But I think you meant Head Start. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He's trying to convince people that he actually has sex with mature females and leads a somewhat normal life outside of K5. Actually the only grown woman he's ever seen naked is his mother, his girlfriend is underaged and he's a sociopath. Like we really care. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I must bow to your expertise in this subject You are kuro5hins foremost expert on statutory rape after all. PIV sounds like a game you play with your pre-pubescent girlfriend. 'Guess what babydoll? Today we're going to play Penis in Vagina. If you win I'll give you a lolipop!' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Well, WE got shit done. My Generation, My Parents Generation, My Grandparents Generation Got Shit Done. You kids, well, you mope and cry when you have to stand in line for the latest piece of plastic crap to come out of China. Y'all can barely get the laundry done. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Do you feel the need to tell someone Just talk about something in your life. Anything at all. That dream you had. Something that happened at work? Need some advice? Do you just want to chat? /r/TalkWithSomeone there doesn't seem to be anything here no it was in my feed though And it just seemed to be begging for the tender love and affection that only kurons can provide. I'm talking walls of text love and affection. Some people have so much to say... But no, I have no affiliation with the sub at all. I don't even moderate any subs but I did make a banner for ElderKnowlege. That's me holding the book being eaten by the dragon. Unfortunately that subreddit is pretty dead. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I understand that one can visit certain clinics where with enough cash a surgical procedure can be done, (NO QUESTIONS ASKED). The procedure itself is simplicity itself. A large hole is drilled into the skull slightly larger than your lover's throbbing meat missile. A special cap is designed to fit over the hole when not in use and to prevent the hole from closing up. I hear that the sensation of your lover's cock as it pounds your skull cavity in and around your brain produces the most sublime perceptions. One can taste sounds, hear textures, see aromas. And what could be more generous than to allow your man to coat your brains with his man seed? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson sounds about right "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson it can be used as a mild abrasive "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I dunno what its niche is now But based on computer history I expect that in a decade or two my watch will have more computing power. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Moore's Law You know how many times I have heard that we were about to hit the wall on Moore's Law? Then some idiot at IBM or somewhere says, you know if we put this thingy over here and flipped this other thingy on it's side and BAM fucker's good for another decade. Although you are right about my watch using some kind of Quantum tunneling entangled string hole cheezwhizz thing. Computing in ten dimensions in parallel. Or maybe by then we'll be using the Infinite Improbability Computer Chip. Now in Nacho Cheese Flavor! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Hey Blastar How many jobs have you had exactly? You worked in the lawyers office You were a professional programmer You were a Federal Contractor You worked as an enhanced interrogator and did top secret majestic level stuff. Not to mention time traveller and space ninja. Just curious what all else you have on your resume. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Get off my lawn Kids don't realize it but we used to have only One phone company. Just the one. And we only had One postal service. And we only had 3 Tv channels. In those dark days it was a given that phone service was too godamn expensive and unreliable. That the postal service was too damn slow. And that there wasn't a fucking thing worth watching on TV. And it was all true. Now we have hundreds of phone companies, several postal carriers and thousands of TV channels. But the prevailing wisdom remains. Phone service is too godamn expensive and unreliable. The postal service is too fucking slow. And there ain't a goddamn thing worth watching on TV. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you're old enough Do you remember having to play games with the phone co like you would come back from visiting a relative that didn't even live very far away but it was still 'long distance' so you made a collect call to Sally Madeithomesafe? Or making up 'codes' ahead of time so you didn't have to pay the long distance charge? And if you were rural having to deal with party lines? Just dialing a rotary phone would kill some of these kids today. It takes a whole MINUTE just to dial a number! Shhhick Tat tat tat tat tat Shhhick Tat tat tat tat tat Shhhick Tat tat tat tat tat Shhhhhiiicck Tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat Shhhick Tat tat tat tat tat tat Shick Tat tat tat tat Shhhhhhiiick Tat tat tat tat tat tat tat 'We're sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and try your call again.' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It's essential for the Postal Service It's what pays the bills these days. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you can opt out you know Or you can just bitch about it impotently. Makes no nevermind to me. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson There is a form at the Post Office but this nonprofit does better, https://www.catalogchoice.org "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You can check out anytime you like friend. You can try to clean up a bit if you like. I wouldn't fuck with the weeds though. I think those belong to Lil Debbie. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson SS Kuro5hin Underway via imgur - Cardboard Ghost Ship. Hey is that Holly up there? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Fuzzfrogs & "This IS NOT an Emergency (Remix)" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson fen? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yeah he cut off his dick but I thought he killed himself later. I may be wrong. But I see that wasn't who mitsu was thinking about anyway. There's been a ton of people that I wonder about though. I mean BeeGuy is probably ok but SgtYork was pretty psycho and some others but of course half of them were probably socks anyhow. Does it count if a sock kills themselves? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson My dead man's switch is Orion Blastar There are a few who know me IRL but they may not get the news. I'm pretty sure OB would hear of my demise fairly soon. I give him a lot of shit on K5 just like everybody else but the man really does have a heart of gold. Not that anyone would notice I reckon. Maybe I'll leave a note for my son to post in case something happens. Like if I get poisoned at work or attacked by zombie gay squirrels. If I go out like my namesake you'll see me on the side of the highway just this side of the Texas border. The wife always says she knows we're back in Texas when she starts seeing dead 'dillos on the side of the road. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson BTW, WTF HAPPENED TO PNARP? SERIOUSLY, THAT FUCKER JUST EVAPORATED AFTER THE AZTEC END OF THE WORLD. BEFORE THAT HE WAS ALL OVER THE NET. MDC DIDN'T HAVE SHIT ON THAT GUY WRT SEO. THEN POOF, GONE. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you sure? Pnarp was everywhere. Facebook, twitter, fliker, hell there wasn't a forum that bastard wasn't on. Then he had his own blog he spammed. Angelfish doesn't do any of that. There was another member that popped in from time to time that always talked about hanging at the mall with young women and fighting off bullies. I figured that was Angelfish because they both had the same style. But Angelfish as Pnarp is hard to swallow. For one thing, Pnarp never bit a troll. Angelfish gets agitated pretty quick. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Oklahoma Capitol to get Satanic Statue In 2012 the Oklahoma Legislature authorized a monument depicting the Ten Commandments to be placed on the north steps of the Capitol building. The Legislature authorized the monument since it was 'privately funded' and therefore did not violate separation of Church and State. The Oklahoma chapter of the Satanic Temple has raised over half the funds they would need to construct the monument and have submitted an application for approval to place it on the Capitol grounds. The monument depicts Satan as Baphomet, a goat-headed figure with horns, wings and a long beard that's often used as a symbol of the occult. Satan is sitting on a pentagram-adorned throne with smiling children next to him. "The monument has been designed to reflect the views of Satanists in Oklahoma City and beyond," temple spokesman Lucien Greaves said in a statement. "The statue will also have a functional purpose as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of Satan for inspiration and contemplation." Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of people. I think you mean Santa It's easy to confuse Lucifer, the bringer of Light and the Big Fat Fuck that runs a year round sweat-shop and makes the NSA look like boy scouts when it comes to 'seeing you when you're sleeping and knowing when you're awake'. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He's right about one thing That took real chutzpah to say that to Wolf Blitzer on CNN smack dab in the middle of the Heartland. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The group behind this is based in New York and this is their web page: http://www.thesatanictemple.com/ To embrace the name "Satan" is to avow skepticism in the face of all things, even -- especially -- that which is held sacred. To stand forth as a "Satanist" is to rend from the persecutory, affrighted mob a convenient out-group label, demanding that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, not their fealty to arbitrary social norms and illusory categorizations. So yes, I don't think they believe in a literal SATAN. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You suck My parents buried me in presents. I didn't get the same type of shit the kids get these days but I got cool stuff for the day. Yes I tore most of it all to hell but hey that's what it was for. I got clothes mostly from the relatives esp grampa and grandma and I didn't really mind that. Dad knew what I wanted. Fucking GI Joe's, Go Carts, Mini Bikes, Hot Wheels, Legos, Chemistry Sets, Set of Encyclopedias, Models ( and not just lame ass cars but like The Enterprise, and a Saturn V, also a Lunar Lander), Bicycle with a banana seat painted in my favorite color, Candy-Apple Red with metal flake. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Plastic Outfits For young ladies and the mad old women that gift them. "Let me show you what a hairbrush is really used for my little dearie!", she cried with a cackle. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Follow Dels Example Set out on a journey around the globe. Your only intention to get fucked up and to possibly fuck in as many different countries as possible. You may end up with your own cat-woman or better. At the very least you'll have a number of interesting stories to tell. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Well then, enjoy your hookers But don't get in no hurry to make your sig a reality. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I think we're Talking about Amphetamines You'll deny it of course but you were fucking wired on them adderals for awhile. Doesn't matter if they were Rx or whatever, your ass was wired out. I know I know, I don't know shit. Evidence on K5 says otherwise. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Rusty needs another Rating 3 - Encourage 2 - Neutral 1 - Discourage 0 - Spam/Hide 2 should be changed to 'Fucking LOL' "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Why send troops, my sons and daughters my wife and husband my brothers and sisters when we can send drones and armed robots? Why do we need to be the world's police? None of them Eurofags appreciate us for it anyways. Why don't you enlist your wife and son and let them go if you so all fired up to fight? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yeah, so you and yours are safe but you're perfectly happy to call for me (Navy vet) and those like me along with My Kids, and My relatives, and My brothers and sisters to go to some fucking shithole in the desert to fight for somebody else's freedom from their dictators. We shouldn't ever have been in Iraq. It's been proven time and again that they had nothing to do with 9-11. But GWBush had personal shit with Saddam and of course they have oil. Let Israel handle that shit or the UN. Americans are tired of seeing their loved ones come home folded, stapled, and mutilated, both physically and mentally. Or worse in a flag draped coffin. I'm all for defending the USA from all enemies, both foreign and domestic. But fuck these people that want us to 'liberate' them. If they truly want freedom then let them fight for their own independence just like we did. No we didn't do it alone. We had help in the form of weapons, advisors and aid from several of Britains enemies. And that's cool. Obama can do the same for all these other freedom fighters. But we don't need to send our fighting men and women. Fuck that. And if you can't be bothered to put your ass on the line or the ass of your loved ones then just shut the fuck up about it. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you are misinformed if you really believe That our soldiers blindly follow orders to kill and destroy. The American Professional Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & Marine is very well trained and knows what he or she is about. But that isn't what I was asking Atari2600 about anyways. He claimed that Obama was in error by promising to fight Al Queada without sending troops. What I really wanted to know is, if it was his ass on the line would he still consider it a failure on Obamas part to find a solution to the problem without risking American lives? Or are you and he so bloodthirsty that you can think of no other way to solve a problem other than by blindly killing and destroying your enemy? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Didn't fight in Iraq but you are right I would have gone if so ordered and would have participated in all that killing and destruction and stuff. And you assume correctly that I didn't then and I don't now agree with the war itself. But I would not have done it blindly. I would not have taken any satisfaction in it other than the satisfaction of performing my duty to the best of my ability. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson back it up there Your original question was, 'how can we fight Al Queda if we don't send troops' Then you went further to imply that was stupid on the part of Obama & Kerry that they done fucked up. I asked you why we had to send troops, which would mean people like me and my family and my extended family of all those in uniform. I was asking you also, if it was your family would you be so fired up about sending troops. You answered by giving a bunch of excuses why they couldn't go, completely ignoring the point. Then you write this wall of text completely ignoring the point once again. So, if it is your ass on the line do you still think it is a failure on Obamas part to at least attempt to find a way to fight Al Quaeda without risking American lives? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I don't really know how it is anywhere else But I know that around here after the housing bubble burst (which btw a lot of people down here saw coming from a mile away) and all that other crap with the banks and shit the general consensus has been to reduce personal debt. People that used to have a whole raft of credit cards have pared them down to just one or two plus a gas card. But that may just be people I know and interact with. Mostly the folks carrying large debts are the poor who seem to be living from payday loan to payday loan. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You made My Boner cry It is now on suicide watch, I'm really concerned it may attempt self-harm. I had to slap it around a few times it became so hysterical. LilDebbie's story wasn't just about a man being cold. As gentlemen we understood the implied concept of xtreme shrinkage. Your story however, The Boner figured that highly erect nipples were involved at some point. Please don't feel any need to check or censor your self in any way. Details and Hi Rez pictures are more than welcome. ; ) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Going to sleep. So uh, like, What are ya wearing? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Boner Approves! : ) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Trying to throw a brother in Jail for no reason. Typical. What you think he's going to do? Him and Kim Uhngha Bungha gonna start a crew and go gang banging in SEA? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Didn't you get the memo? It's Climate Change now rather than Global Warming. They had to change the name for all the rednecks and idiots who thought that a local cold spell had fuck all to do with the global climate. Even Conservatives are convinced we are experiencing climate change--except for a few fringe lunatics--the big debate now is over whether or not it is caused by human activity or if it something natural. Myself, I find it difficult to believe that humans make that big of a difference. Yes there are a lot of us and it is certainly true that we have an affect larger than our sheer numbers might suggest, (Witness the pollution in China). However, the Earth is a BIG ASS place. So I'm kinda on the natural cyclic side of things. Enjoy your snow. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I see, you are indeed correct about Global Warming not being the same as Climate Change. NASA, the EPA and NOAA agree so that was my mistake. Unfortunately the other facts you mentioned I could not find any credible source for. But thanks for setting me straight because I did indeed believe that Climate Change was simply the Politically Correct way to refer to Global Warming. I still stand by my assertion that many uneducated people disbelieve in either theory whenever it gets real cold some where or at some time that it isn't normal. Not realizing that the average temperature over the globe can indeed be rising while at the same time they experience a locally extreme cold spell. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What have you watched? How would I know what to suggest if I don't have any idea what you've already seen and what you think is "worth watching" My very favoritist movie of all time is Pulp Fiction. Terminator was pretty high on the list for awhile. I watched it eleven times when it came out but I've outgrown it. Aliens I find I can watch again and again, it just doesn't get old. I can recommend Space Battleship Yamato for a good movie that you probably haven't seen, (because it wasn't ever released outside of Japan to my knowledge). Uh there is a couple films I saw on netflix that turned out real well but I can't remember the name s off the top of my head and I ain't gonna go look if I don't think you would be interested anyways. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson so you're recommending Much Ado About Nothing then? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Texas Senator Steve Stockman is now accepting donations to his campaign in Bitcoin. Stockman is running against incumbent John Cornyn. Not that any of that means anything, I just saw the article and was all, "WOO HOO BitCoin!" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I dunno However. I had a similar problem WRT to my Dad's DVD player and anything that was acquired in the MKV format. No matter what I converted to it would not play correctly. Two programs I use. Not together either one or the other. DVDFlick and DVDStyler. Flick works good with near any source format but is not good with menus. Styler is super fast, you can do a lot of customizing, menu stuff, etc. It crashes a lot though. Anyway, I take the source and just make a standard DVD out of it. It isn't as space efficient as just chucking the files on a disc or flash drive but so far they work in any player. DVDFlick Windows only free GPL http://www.dvdflick.net/download.php DVDStyler Crossplatform free GPL http://www.dvdstyler.org/en/downloads "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Sorry dawg, I remember you were talking about that lump in your chest. Well, now you can start your epub memoirs. Get some beads and put them in a jar and get started on that bucket_list.c Perhaps you can teach us that none of know the day nor the hour. So instead of pissing our days away getting mad at the nerdvirgins and the ignorant mother fuckers and wasting all that time and energy we can each as individuals attempt to live right here, in the moment. Good luck to you friend, you'll be alright. Once they put that chip in you and give you them Bionic lungs and Mirrorshade eyes you'll be ninja as fuck. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I'm not sure I savvy yore diary friend Reckon you could ah, lucidate? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You should teach them to write Mobile Apps You know because, 'Give a man a fish vs Teach a man to fish' You could have a whole new population of homeless developers swapping code, having user group meetings, debugging deep into the night. . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Encouraged So Hard Fucking Rufus was ROCKSTAR and the show ended up doing well by him. Shit if it wasn't for Bumfights he would have died in the gutter. But now, according to Wikipedia, "Rufus Hannah has been sober since 2003, and is now a property manager. He spends 40 hours a week painting apartments, constructing fences, and many other things. In 2010 he had a book published. Bumfights, Fuck Yeah! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I thought that was going to be stupid But after viewing the first image, I think the world would be a better place with more giant rubber ducks floating around in our harbors. That and random giant fart bubbles... "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Why? I've read where it engenders extreme hate but i don't get it. It can't be any worse than people with bluetooth headsets walking around talking seemingly to no one at all. So what is wrong with Google Glass? I read an article from a beta tester and he spoke about people calling him an asshole to his face among other things. You do realize that like cellphones and tablets it is just a matter of time before we all have google-like glasses, watchbands, all kinds of shit. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson But that is not true. The wearer has to touch the whatever thingy to take a picture, alternatively he holds it a sec to begin record. That is what I've read from beta testers anyways, so how is that different from someone pointing their phone at you? But no one yanks phones out of your hand or calls you an asshole because you pull out an iPhone. I still don't get it. There has to be more there there. Something that is fundamentally different that sets Glass apart. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I used to build minatures Knew a guy in the Navy that did also. He had the entire WWII Japanese and US Fleet in his locker. Mostly in 1200 scale but some were 2400 because they actually looked more 'to scale' than the others. I was into Scifi and fantasy shit. I was always collecting little parts and making realistic looking but futuristic miniatures. Like vehicles out of Mad Max and I couldn't find a dropship kit so I made one from a harrier kit. That kind of thing. I had magazines and a spray kit and a dremel. Hey it was a hobby and I didn't know computers yet. This guy he was into ultra realism. Everything had to be historically accurate. In addition to his small scale fleet he had a few larger peices. One was a destroyer that got damaged when we sailed through a hurricaine down near Bermuda. I told him he should unclench and we could have some fun with it. I was able to obtain some acrylic sheets and rods and we made our own parts then painted them. We ended up with something that resembeled an Aegis class destroyer. It was a very fun project. Yeah, ok, nerdy nerdy, nerd nerd but fuck it, it was a good way to pass the time at sea. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You and Angelfish need to get a room. Although you two would argue all night over who was going to play the role of the chick. And then Angelfish would feel guilty about only getting the Queen size bed when for a few bucks more he could have had the King size but he'll find a way to justify being cheap. I would suggest you bring Cherry-bubblegum flavored lipgloss and wear your Spiderman pajamas. (Yeah, you got them you little nerd you) Yeah I hear that really gets his motor going. Ah, true love is a beautiful thing ain't it? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Concerned? I'm tickled to death. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Wear Mirrorshades and carry a katana? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What? Is this a dream you had? Or a masturbatory fantasy? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Just change the SSID And password to something obnoxious. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Angelfish Jimmie Status: Xtremely Rustled. ; ) Definitely Code Red on the Jimmies. . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson How to spot a sociopath Sociopaths have great charisma. Watch out for strange sexual appetites and weird fetishes. Check Sociopaths are spontaeneous and intense. They tend to do bizarre things other people wouldn't do. Check Sociopaths do not feel shame or guilt. Check Sociopaths invent outrageous lies abot their experiences. Check Sociopaths need to 'win' at all costs. Check Yeah, I don't think I need to continue . . . "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Scored 5 for 5 in one single comment BRAVO! You charismatic Sociopath you. ; ) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Happy New Year K5! Remember to think GLOBALLY on this holiday and not locally! We are actually celebrating the fact that the planet on which we reside has once again completed a complete orbit around its stellar Primary without getting creamed by random shit floating around or fucking things up beyond repair our own fucking selves. So New Year isn't just a number on a clock it's more of a position in space I guess but anyway no one gives a shit about all that. What is important is that we have survived. And in fact this is the--in the Western World anyways--2014th time we have done this since a carpenter's kid was born in the Middle East, (plus or minus four orbits or so). Think of it like one of those signs outside a construction site or factory or whatever. You know, 108 days without an accident. Because you know that one day we will have to reset the sign back to zero. One day Yellowstone is going to fucking erupt like a mother fucking volcano of God. Or some big ass rock that nobody was looking at is going to knock on our door or Sol itself is going to just burp real big for no particular reason and put us all back to square one. But right now it looks like we made it and if that ain't reason enough to get drunk and fuck like bunnies then I don't know what is. Happy New Years you sons of bitches! LOL, gg, I guess you and Af are in the same club For some reason--I have no clue as to why--you now represent every shit-for-brains clueless asshole HR manager ever or something like that. According to Atari2600 anyways. And Angelfish is like the Cancer that is Killing America or something. Myself, I don't have anything against Angelfish. He seems like a nice enough guy. I'm sorry he doesn't make enough money to buy the shit that makes him look cool around his pre-pubescent peers and has to constantly defend his decisions, but that ain't his fault. He'll make it eventually and then he won't have to make excuses for his tiny dick anymore. Instead he can overcompensate for his lack of manhood like the rest of the pedophiles and hipster-wanna-be's with whom he hangs. I don't understand why he likes the teeny bopper set but hey, different strokes for different folks! If it takes a 12 year old mall rat moppet with an iPhone and a Hello Kitty backpack to blow his skirts up that is his own business. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson It's okay, nothing to be ashamed of. Things will get better. We all had to start somewhere. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I understand a bit now What people mean when they say, "That post says much more about you than it does about <subject>". "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson HTML and CSS is not code Anymore than putting a Hot Pocket in a microwave is cooking. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson But, see you're wrong. You don't have to use Javascript. And Javascript isn't part of HTML or CSS. So, now what? o_O? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That's kind of like saying you're educated Because you know pig latin. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Dave Barry called it The Year of the Zombies Dave Barry's Review of 2013, the Year of the Zombies A bit long for most kurons taste perhaps. But for those who are actually literate it might be good for a smile. Barry isn't as funny as he used to be I'll grant you but he's still more entertaining than a MDC essay. And if you think Barry is an unfunny hack then just 1 my comment and keep your mouth shut hipster. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson GabeN on New Years So that's why HL3 is fucking late! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I would imagine that the smell had something to do with it as well as not having toilet paper available back when we were forming these little social norms. It's one thing to gather together near a warm fire with the smell of the freshly killed game spit roasting above it and then eating it with your hands. It's quite another thing to be shitting and farting and wiping your ass off with your hand. Note also that we are predators primarily. And many predators gather together to share in the kill. But it is nearly instinctual for a predator to not only defecate away from their lair but also to attempt to hide or cover it. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Dad was very wise. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I accept that the term hacker was co-opted by the media to mean something completely different from its original meaning. But no way in hell am I going to accept that someone that creates a website is an hacker. The problem of a large, complicated website is solved. Amazon does it, Facebook does it, etc. etc. It does indeed require people who are skilled in their profession but it doesn't take a hacker or guru or wonk or whatever media-friendly term. To create something new doesn't require a tech background at all really. It only requires vision. Most people don't have that. I know I don't. I can take someone else's idea and maybe riff on it some and come up with a new perspective perhaps or refine something that was a little rough. But to come up with something original? That takes a special kind of genius, or madness perhaps that most people simply don't possess regardless of how long they have been 'hacking'. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Why did you write this comment? Anyone on K5 knows all this stuff. It's like explaining to a mechanic how Internal Combustion works. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I KNEW you were going to say this before I clicked to view the body. You will Love Aunt Peggy right up until she doesnt do what you want her to do then BAM! You'll be talking about how she has this mental disorder and be trying to have her committed and calling for welfare checks 24/7 until she gets the restraining order issued. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The bead jar is the only interesting concept he has and even that is not original to him. Is it any wonder that he is also blind to the vast number of games that are pushing the very envelopes and tugging on the strings of creativity and navigating social spaces just as he suggests? I can only speculate but I imagine that he doesn't see those games because he probably dismisses them as not really games. If you define a 'game' as one where you must kill with a sword or gun or spell or move through a virtual space then of course you're only going to see that kind of limited game and think you have failed. If you define for example a sport as one where you have some type of object that opposing teams attempt to move towards some goal then you are ignoring a large number of sports that have nothing to do with that. But just because you don't accept them as sport doesn't mean that others do. It may be difficult to navigate a social space in football for example. But what about golf, or bowling, or tiddly winks? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson rusty is into social networking, twitter, facebook Etc. Michael D Crawford is in charge. Along with his lieutenant Orion Blastar. Anyone pass away in the past year? Yes, this website. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson human condition No matter how low we have sunk we can always judge others as being even worse. "Yes, I may be broke, homeless, mentally ill, and all that but by God I'm not as bad as those fucks over there living in garbage and sleeping in the rain. They must be OUT OF THEIR MINDS OR ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING! Look at the bastards! Bringing the property values down!" "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson After due consideration May I have your ATTENTION PLEASE? Thank You. I also have decided to resign from the computer industry and devote the balance of my life to the betterment of my fellow man. Below is my letter of resignation. Dear Computer and Information Technology Industry; Eat Shit, Fuck Off, and Die. Sincerely, tdillo that is all. please return to your regular kuro5hin.org activities. Oh yeah, and send me my Basic Income, ASA-MF-P! TYHAND! Mike, you are more than welcome to use my letter as a template for your own. There exists a piece of hardware forged in the deepest darkest pits of Hades itself and obviously programmed by Loki and Eris. To the last I shall grapple with this monster. For hate sake I spit upon its skeletal steel frame! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake that boo-tay, Shake that boo-tay . . . : ) "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Merry Christmas nate_s He said while humping nate_s leg Ho Ho Ho! Oooo is that Egg Nog? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Did you see that guy with the bitcoin On tv? Dude got $20 in bitcoin then some redditor stole it. http://www.businessinsider.com/bloomberg-matt-miller-bitcoin-gift-stolen-2013-12 LOL I CAN HAZ MONEY RIPPED OFF OVER TV. THAT IS SOME SERIOUS FUTURISTIC SHIT RIGHT THERE. YOU COULD TELL SOME GUY BACK IN THE 70s THAT WE WOULD HAVE JETPACKS, FLYING CARS, AND LIVE ON MARS BY NOW AND HE WOULD BELEIVE YOU. BUT IF YOU TOLD THAT SAME GUY THAT WE WOULD HAVE A MADE UP CURRENCY THAT YOU COULDNT SHOW ON TV BECAUSE IT COULD BE STOLEN BY A THEIF TAKING A PICTURE OF IT WITH HIS PHONE HE WOULD THINK YOU WERE COMPLETELY MAD! Explain That, you can't explain it, proof of God. Right and Flying Cars too. Although the working jet packs I have seen use H2O rather than H2O2. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson never seen a url like that Is that reverse-polish notation? Seems rather wordy. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson you talking about peets? Or a nother one? Those tables look inviting outside peets. I can imagine myself chilling there. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Writing good TPS reports is a good skill Especially if you have a knack at Cover Sheets. Perhaps you should set your sights on employment in the Public rather than Private sector. Actually, now that I really think about it you would probably fit in extremely well as a government employee (not saying you are like that guy in any way, just you know, with your recent uh detainment and your successes wrt WarpLife and that, well he was the first that came to mind). Seriously though, you should maybe interview for the DMV or something. That flat affect could be an asset there and your penchant for generating walls-of-text. Hell it's a match made in heaven! You could even actually realize your goal of assisting your fellow man. Right after they filled out form 1021-A! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson He's not going to send you any pictures though. And forget about dropping by as Uncle 'FREE CANDY' Mike any time soon, like until the kids are 21 or so at least. Elsewise that is such a lovely sentiment! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Was telling my Mother-in-law about you. She said to wish you a Merry Christmas! She was just asking me where you would be spending the holiday? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Cool. I'll tell her. She's cooking dinner for us some ham & collards. Pecan pie for desert. I can't hardly wait, it smells delicious. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I showed her your interview on CNN she says you seem to be a respectable looking young man. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The Fugitive A doctor Software Engineer/White Hat SEO/Super Debugger, wrongly convicted for a murder assault he didn't commit, escapes custody and must stay ahead of the police to find the real 6'3" killer suspect. Starring Michael David Janssen Crawford. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson That is an important clue It is a shame that O.J. is locked up. The two of them could perhaps team up together in search of their respective nemesis. Or would that perhaps be nemesi? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Thickens the plot does. Much like snot from an infected sinus cavity. We must go deeper! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Fuck Mary Christmas! Does the name "Mary Christmas" ring a bell? If you follow the news media in the United States, particular the 24-hour cable stations, it certainly ought to. On the other hand, if you've been living in a cave for the past month or so, here are the highlights: Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ and a widely observed cultural holiday, celebrated in Western Christianity on December 25 by millions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide, which ends after the twelfth night. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of non-Christians, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.. Based on the amount of coverage that this story has received from the national media (Fox News in particular), one must draw the conclusion that this is a Very Important Issue, and that all Americans should care very deeply and personally about it. I must confess that I do not. Santa asks the little girl on his lap, "What would you like for Christmas?" The little girl says, "I'd like to have hair between my legs just like mommy!" Santa says, "Do you mind if it's white?" A young boy comes and sits on Santa's lap. Santa touches him on the nose and says, "I bet you want a puppy for Christmas!" The boy shakes his head no. So Santa says, "Well then, I bet you'd like a kitten to play with for Christmas." The boy shakes his head no. "Well then what would you like?" The boy says, "I want some pussy!" "I don't have any of that!" says Santa. The boy says, "Sure you do!" and pokes Santa on the nose and says, "I could smell it on your fingers!" Christmas morning and two boys are comparing the gifts they got. Little Bobby says, "Man, I scored big time! I got an iPad, a PS4, a new bike, a walkie talkie set, Legos and a whole lot more! What did you get?" Little Johnny says, "Ah, I just got a baseball glove and a bat." Little Bobby says, "Damn that sucks!" Little Johnny says, "Yeah I guess, at least I'm not dying of cancer!" Why is Santa's sack so big? Yours would be too if you only came once a year! Merry Fucking Christmas you Ignorant Mother Fuckers! Go fucking Kill Yourself for The Empire. Horsecocks roasting on an Open Fire Jack Black reddening your nose. Goth Metal Hymns being sung by a choir. Something something Eskimos . . . merry fucking fartbag jizzguzzling christmas Mirko! And a twat-whore shit flinging happy god damned ass raping mother fucking new year too you cock gobbling knob polisher ! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson LOL!!! My Mother in Law and I were LOAO! Good one, Merry Christmas Eve! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson not sure if serious If so, that WHOOSH you hear is the clue flying high above your head. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Seems legit I'm printing coins so fast I'm going to the store to get five more printers. I hope they have enough ink in stock! I'm re-otch be-otch! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson The gay community owes Phil an apology for their very offensive violation of his First Amendment right. The REAL reason they're offended? Not because of what he said, that's a smoke screen. No they're pissed off because he was in GQ! The only way you could get a bigger reaction is if Jet published an interview with Paula Deen! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson 'Not everything women do is about your boner' WHAT?! Th-Th-That's PREPOSTEROUS! I refuse to believe it. Everything a MAN does is about HIS boner! How could it be different with women? BONERS RULE! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson You could try the outfit Cheryl Tunt is wearing for the International Space Station 'Boarding Party' Far Left. Or Lana's Outfit from the same episode. Note her very large hands. Both out-fits very Science fictiony and conducive to hula-hooping. You are entering a Zone. A zone of Danger. Sterling Archer: Cyril! You shot a black astronaut! That's like, shooting a unicorn! o_O Sterling Archer: No, no, no! Do not wind her up, that is a big gun and she is baby crazy! Agent Lana Kane: Baby crazy?! Sterling Archer: That's why I dumped her. Agent Lana Kane: You little . . ., you sack of shit! I dumped you because you're dragging around a 35 year old umbilical cord. Sterling Archer: See! All you talk about is baby shit! Because you're baby crazy! . . . I've seen that movie and - spoiler alert - it ends with a closet full of my suits on fire! Agent Lana Kane: I wish you'd been wearing one. Sterling Archer: Who would want to wear an on-fire suit? Agent Lana Kane: Cos-play enthusiasts! . . . Krenshaw KGB Agent: I don't care if you shoot her (talking to Archer about Agent Lana Kane). Cyril Figgis: I do. Krenshaw: But what if I shoot her, mama's boy? (holds his gun to Malory's head--Archer's mother), Malory Archer: Sterling! Krenshaw: Yes, picture her dead in the gutter... Malory Archer: Sterling! Krenshaw: ...and what your pathetic life will be like without old mommy dearest. Agent Lana Kane: Jesus Christ! Malory Archer: What? Cyril Figgis: What is it? Agent Lana Kane: He's got an erection! (referring to Archer) Malory Archer: What? Krenshaw: What the hell is wrong with you people? [pushes Malory away, and gets shot] Sterling Archer: Nothing. You on the other hand- [Malory hits him with her purse] Sterling Archer: ow! OW! Malory Archer: An erection? Sterling Archer: Hey! What's in there - Buckles? Malory Archer: The thought of me dead gives you an erection? Sterling Archer: No, just half of one. The other half would have really missed you. I mean, not... ugh. [Malory sighs] Sterling Archer: Johnny Bench called. Archer returns January 13th on FX YES! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson RE: Galactic Rotation Curve isn't that the observation that lead to the discovery of Dark Matter? On a different note, your constant trolling about Basic Income actually lead to me doing some reading about it. That reading has convinced me that Basic Income as a government policy isn't as crackpot an idea as it seems on the face. It could possibly lead to tremendous savings in govt expenditures and doing much more to help people in Crawford's position than welfare. Since everyone would receive it there would be much less of a stigma attached than food stamps and entitlements. Of course it wouldn't cure ALL the problems. There is no silver bullet. There are going to be people that end up still broke because they just aren't able to manage money whether you gave them a dollar a million. I also see your point vis-a-vis government debt and bank debt. I disagree with you that deficits don't matter. If nothing else they have a large affect on market confidence. I believe that as long as America is productive and investing in itself (IOW People are going to work and govt is investing in Infrastructure and Education) that deficits probably don't really matter. The problem though is that too many people want to take advantage of govt subsidy and transfer the risk to the public--what I call having their cake and eating your cake also. Further, the govt is making cuts in the very investments it needs to be making, roads, bridges, etc. and Americans are not working (unemployment). Having said that though, it doesn't change the fact that you are a rather annoying person as well as being extremely bitter and jealous of others. I think that most of your comments as written deserve to be hidden because they amount to no more than one-line troll spam. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What I'm talking about is the fairly "recent" observation that the galaxy is rotating at a speed that is much greater than what gravity alone would allow. That indeed by all rights the galaxy should be flying apart like army men on a turntable set to 75 rpm. I heard this on some show with Morgan Freeman or that other scientist, maybe Neil deGrasse Tyson. But then I admit to being as clueless as a Windows Newbie when it comes to physics and astrophysics in particular. I would claim to be an 'enthusiast' at best. As for your contention about the Higgs Boson, I thought they had found it*? That they were shutting down the cyclotron to do maintenance before the next round. I am old enough to remember when The Big Bang Theory was considered extremely controversial bordering on the crackpot. *The Nobel committee decided Englert and Higgs should jointly take the accolade for the boson, discovered at Cern in 2012 "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I'm touched. I believe this is the first time I've been the subject of fan slashfic. I'll treasure this moment always. I think I'll print it out to frame and hang in my office. ty Feliz Navidad! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I think maybe he's coming out. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Embrace, extend, exterminate I ran into Angelfish the other day. I asked him about his girlfriend. He says, "Yeah, we were having sex the other night and I told her I wanted to do her anally. She was all, 'That's very presumptuous of you!' And I'm like, 'That's a pretty big word for an eight year old.'" So I asked him, "Hey Angelfish, I thought you were supposed to be at work today?" He told me, "Yes, but I called in sick." I asked him, "Was your boss very upset?" He said, "Oh yeah, he was bitching about some big meeting and that I really needed to be there and then he asked me, 'just how sick are you?'" I asked him, "So what did you say?" He told me, "I said I'm pretty fucking sick dude. For example I'm in bed with an eight year old, a jar of mayonnaise, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Blu-Ray!" Angelfish asked me, he said,"Do you know what is the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds?" I replied, "No not really." He goes, "There's fucking TWENTY of the lil bitches!" But to his credit he expressed some regret, "You know it isn't all that fun, they're not like a washing machine you know." I'm like, "A washing machine?" He says, "Yeah, A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you drop your load in it!" # # # You know Angelfish was in this study, the Dr asked these guys what the held in their other hand while they jacked it. The first guy says, "A porn rag". The second guy says, "The computer mouse". Angelfish says, "A sponge." The Dr is like, 'why do you hold a sponge?' Angelfish replies, 'Well, you know I got to have something to bathe my little girl!' # # # I imagine you can guess what Angelfish asked the sexy little twelve year old girl. That's right! He asked if she had a younger sister! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What has 10 legs and no pubic hair? All of Angelfishes girlfriends. When Angelfish heard that his best friend was having sex with the eight year old girl next door he was disgusted and shocked. He never expected that she would cheat on him. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Who are you talking about? Is this related to Lady Gaga fans or something? On a different note. Possibly relevant to your interests. Ciao & Buon Natale! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson To be honest you made your post about you and didn't answer the OP's question. Second your post was very aggressive towards 'normals' and made blanket accusations which is not very conducive to getting help. What it will do is alienate people and therefore become self-fulfilling. What I means is that when you say "nobody wants to support a mentally ill person" turns people that might actually be supportive and so they don't help which self-fulfills your bald statement that no one wants to support a mentally ill person. I understand N, that you were badly used. And I understand that you and your family were terribly harrassed and, what I would call cyber-assaulted. Anyways I can see where you would harbor resentment. However, not everyone is that way and I think if you maybe were more positive you might get a bit further with people? Just my opinion dawg. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I see. That would make life pretty difficult I hope that you and your family have a wonderful Christmas. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson THIS MAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson ARRR YE IMPUNGING MY GOOD NAME SIR? I'LL BE SEEIN' YE SWING FROM THE YARDARM I WILL! I KNOW NAUGHT OF ANY PIRATE BAY! I POSSESS LEGITIMATE LETTERS OF MARQUE AND REPRISAL! "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson VERY WELL THEN! I REQUEST THAT YOUR SISTER PLEASE RETURN MY PANTALOONS AT HER EARLIEST CONVENIENCE AND WE SHALL CALL THE MATTER SETTLED. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Why would I want to install Windows on a Steambox? You're not going to get much argument out of me on this one. Previously you were comparing consoles to PC's for gaming and making outrageous and unsupported claims about the cost of a gaming PC with respect to a console the quality of graphics on a PC vs a console. I still stand by my arguments there. I will say again that this gen of consoles are not like last gen of consoles. There is no revolutionary development. Further, under the hood both consoles are just standard PC's and they are going to have the same problems as all PC's. Finally, the consoles are no longer about games. They are geared toward the living room experience of watching movies, buying movies and music from a store, the social media, watching television (I know right? but with them doing the Huluplus & Netflix that's what it is) and maybe playing a game now and again. All the arguments you put forth about the expense, having to constantly upgrade, blah blah were true back in maybe 1998 or so. But they don't even hold water now. I tell you one thing. I don't like being called a retard so you can feel better about your poor purchasing decisions. I don't even know why you HAVE a computer. I figure you would just have an iPhone and iPad like your pre-pubescent girlfriend and her BFFs. I bet you do enjoy the taste of that bubblegum flavored lip gloss though. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson What I'm saying is that I'm not wanting to get a Steambox in order to install a different OS on it. Unless the Steambox was sold at significant savings then there would be no need. Besides that the whole PURPOSE is to move gaming away from Windows. And to put MacOS . . . I mean you would have to be someone with a mental disorder to think that is a good idea. Just because you can do it isnt a checkbox in favor. Reminds me of the old days pre-internet when the BEST reason marketing droids could come up with as to why you should own your own computer was "You can keep recipes on it!" Just because you can technically fit a hot tub in the trunk of a Cadillac is not a valid point to bring up when comparing it to a Vespa. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Well actually, you can own All of them. But Angelfish is such a broke ass bastard he can't even afford another 16Gb. You post on K5 ergo You have no sense. But what is so non sensical about owning a PC and several game consoles? I figure you already own at minimum a computer and a smartphone, have cable, have some broadband internet at least one car and a television or two. At a Minimum. But since you're a kuron, into technology and culture I figure you most likely have several computers, game devices, music devices, device devices, gadgets, geegaws, high speed broadband internet, several televisions and monitors. Subscription to online services, etc etc etc. Of course if you're broke you got to watch them pennies and I can understand that. No shame in it at all. You got to hold on to your money so you can take your underage girlfriend to the Disney movies and Beiber concerts so she'll keep letting you into her Hello Kitty panties and not tell Dad. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson I see you've been learning the I'm rubber and you're glue game from your lil chickas. What kinds of games do you teach them in return? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson When you're up in Toronto and you're horny as a toad in the sand. Dont spend all your Loonies on any maple leaf cootchie you can. Go find the Ontario White Pine They say she always pleases her man. They all call her putain for in the North you see it ain't no shame She works in a Whiskey pub servin bacon, maple syrup and poutine. And for a buck or two extra she'll make you forget your own name. Lets drive that ol VW up to Canada Boys Hand me another Molsons from back there Keep both hands on the wheel there! This is gonna be sooo good. . . apologies to Joe, Billy, and Frank. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Does liking an Angelfish post mean you condone pedophilia and ignorance? I honestly feel this is a decent post. You do have to separate the art from the artist. I don't like R Kelly's art but not because he, like Angelfish, picks his sexual partners from the mall and the elementary school playground. I just don't care for that kind of music. The kind of music I do like, well I guess they would say I condone wife beating, alcoholism, and excessive drug use. With the exception of the wife beating they would be right but that is all beside the point. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Yes, unfortunately for you. I imagine it's quite a chore trying to hook up with the pre-pubescent girls you crave with all those adult women around chasing you off the property. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Browsing Reddit (you know Bill Gates is a Redditor right? Steve Jobs probably would have been a scumbag Digger but I digress.) So yeah they had a post to an image of a guy cosplaying an Elder Scrolls Khajiit. The Khajiit are a race of sentient cats and are pretty bad ass in Skyrim. But looking at the image I can't really tell any difference in dressing up as Khajiit and dressing up as a Furry. What do you think? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson the reciepient spilled not reddit She saw the pic with him holding the gifts (which she recognized) and went nuts. Bill has had an account on reddit for a good while along with many leading lights in the industry. You're starting to sound as bitter as trane. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson A&E are going to be hurting But funny thing is, I seem to recall DOG The Bounty Hunter, another reality show A&E dropped the star for some kinda racist shit, then brought him back bigger than ever. I dunno, I don't watch A&E. Didn't that stand for Arts & Entertainment? What is up with these networks? Shows about Pawn shops on History and Wrestling on SyFy. But anyways, maybe A&E just needed to generate some buzz to get people het up for the big Duck Empire Christmas Special & Redneck Rampage. What do you reckon? "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson How does a guy look at another guy's hairy ass, and find love? - Sam Kinison "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Free as in Freedom http://manybooks.net/titles/williams0sametext04freed10.html Free Software, Free Society http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/fsfs/rms-essays.pdf The Right to Read http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/right-to-read.html Jinnetic Engineering http://stallman.org/articles/jinnetic.html Made for You http://ieet.org/index.php/IEET/more/stallman20121228 why on earth would you want to export as pdf? An essay on free software in PDF. Oh the irony it burns. Save as html and then use calibre to convert to mobi for Kindle. Ebooks are very much not free, DRM encumbered and full of restrictions. You just finished an ebook? Here let me borrow it. Oh right. Well let's go to the used ebook store, you can sell your copy and then I can . . . Oh right. Hey I heard you had that really controversial book that came out. The one Amazon got sued for selling, mind if I look at it? Whatever do you mean they erased it from your library? I love ebooks but I guess like software you don't really own the book. You're just renting it. You don't get it do you? I wasn't arguing against ebooks. I love them. But you wondered why Stallman would not like them and I gave you some reasons. They are not free. The end user is very restricted as to what they can do with it. And I gave you several examples not of why ebooks are bad but how they are not free. That is what free software is about. You the end user are not restricted as to what you can do. it's a culture and a philosophy. Sure, your books that you create you can do with what you like. But you can't do that with any ebook. Now, please don't think that I am a Stallman fan or big FSF supporter I'm not. But until you take the blinders off you're going to be confused about FOSS and Free Software. Why Michael Crawford is proud to be a Dirty Gnu Hippy. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/7/22/8198/31265 Shit ain't nothing. I read about this guy yesterday morning and then last night the Daily Show did an entire segment devoted to him. I figure the government is like that Mayor up in Toronto just spending their days getting stoned and dreaming of ways they can make money without doing any work. Ubuntu told by Nelson Mandela. Mandela was the personification of Ubuntu. Shuttleworth, the Big Ubuntu Dog is African Lawyers and Judges plus City People all rely on their computers and phones. Yet they are rarely very computer savvy. They usually have an underpaid and overworked IT staff. Yes, I learned a long time ago that bureaucracy runs on paper and computers are very good at generating reams of the stuff. They all proctologists or what? Doesn't matter, they can't be all that good as doctors they had to moonlight. You need to be good trane. Real good. LilDebbie She's building a stairway to heaven. If you built that, would they come? It all sounds cool as hell till you get to the dangly part. Trying to land on it would make a carrier landing in a hurricain seem like a stroll in the park. "As we approach the flight deck if you should feel a lump in your throat don't swallow as it is probably your asshole." The reason for the season However, based on his diaries I find it hard to believe trane has ever had sex with anything beyond household appliances, wild animals and the occasional properly positioned knot-hole. Ahh, I didn't know that journal is pretty interesting Now that is a hard pill to swallow because I can't believe he's any more interesting than he is on kuro5hin and he ain't that interesting here. Editorial comment I believe you can link to the comments of a failed story by replacing 'story' in the Url you were emailed with "comments". For a specific comment link as normal. IOW only the story is hidden not the comments. Unless rusty has changed something. works for me comments for The Student as Nigger As with a number of things, the answer Depends on who you ask. I may be wrong but I don't believe there is any serious doubt that we need education for our children. Myself I don't think we need any where near as much as we provide. I believe we should teach the fundamentals; reading & writing, mathematics, basic science, history, and literature. I think we could cover that pretty well in an all year school year up to the sixth grade. That should be all that is required for a public school. There could be any number of private learning opportunities including web based education along with apprenticeships or internships for those who wanted to go further. The key point being those who WANT. Down South we have parents being given citations for their children not being in school because it costs the school money. Doesn't have anything to do with the kid getting an education. A lot of kids spend their time here alternating between school, juvenile detention and bootcamp. I think the primary purpose of school down here is babysitting service and correctional facility. Myself I got a job as soon as I was legally allowed and when it was offered I entered DECA (distributive education) where I could work at a job half a day and go to school the other half. It didn't diminish my thirst for knowledge and I think I was better off for it. In the DECA program I worked as a tour guide at Inner Space Caverns. One of the other guides there you might recognize, Bill Engvall from Blue Collar Comedy Tour. The 'here's your sign' guy. Another guide there you might know was Leigh Kilton. Not that it makes much difference either way. The big thing I remember was the PS3 having a Cell processor. And the early reports said that you would be able to like bring your PS3 to a friends house and hook them up together and that would be like a SUPER PS3 and each PS3 you connected would add to the power (up to 5 I think) because they would all work together like cores in an Intel/AMD CPU. I never saw this done or even heard about it being actually done after launch. The PS4 is just a bog standard PC in a fancy case. Both the PS4 and XBONE are pretty similar under the hood both with 8 core AMD CPUs. highest quality of gaming except that you don't. Under the hood the PS4 is just another bog standard PC that even the lowest priced Gaming PC can already run circles around. In two years the PS4 won't even be able to keep up with the graphics capability of an iPad running Angry Birds on a Retina Display. Sorry you threw away your money. there's much more it can do Like what? You're going to have to come up with a pretty long list in order to beat a pc dollar for dollar. Mystery Pic What is it? Guess & discuss. LOL Lots of "Mike"'s Running around this shithole. Mike Crawford Mike Elgan Mike Myers Mike Tyson Mike Wallace The Situation Need a dang Mike check up in this biz-otch. Convicted of crimes Against the Algolrithm. Chinee on Runal Sulface How long before they build a base? Say to US, "You no pay tlillon dorrah? Fuck you! Eat big lock! Something like that. I can never get it straight which ones can say L and not R and vice versa. Hell I couldn't tell a Japanese from a Chinese from a Pekinese. I don't have to because I'm American. Glad this ain't twitter. I'd done be arrested for hate speech. So fun when people think they have rights until they find out they don't. Canadian emerges from bunker 14yrs later Norman King esconced himself in his bunker back in 2000 fearing the fallout from Y2K. No, actually it was Norman Feller that did that. So what is he most impressed with as societies achievment in the last 14 years? Google Glass, a black US president, iPhone 5? Nope. KFC's Double Down sandwich. Nice In Houston we have two Too damn hot & Too damn cold. Funny thing is we have them all year long and sometimes on the same fucking day. You continue to use arguments from 1995 Windows isn't even in the top 5 priority for developers anymore. The whole industry, hardware and software have moved forward since then. Go play dolls with that pre-pubescent girlfriend. The adults are talking here. That was an interesting comment In the Hacker News link. It said to the effect that a Steam 'sale', and by extension any digital sale using that model, like the Xbox Live, PSN, etc. are all rental agreements where you just pay the rent up front. Their reasoning is that if you close your account or they close it or whatever, POOF go your games and shit. That makes quite a bit of sense to me. I will be making my purchases and my Arrrr acquisitions accordingly going forward. Protip: No matter how alluring DO NOT ATTEMPT SEX WITH THE BEAR! That's the trouble with you having a pre-pubescent girlfriend. Having to take her to see Disney movies. Japanese do it better Without all the damn singing. I'm not the guy hanging out in dark theaters Watching Disney films with his pre-pubescent girlfriend and all her sleep over pals. Freedom is just another word for "nothin' left to lose" - Kris Kristofferson The more shit you own the more shit owns you. The more people you're responsible for the more people that depend on you. And thus the less free you are. The more constrained you are in your movements, your behaviour, your decisions. Hate to say it but trane is probably the freeist person on this board. I would include Mike but he is too chained up by his own demons to really be free. I agree 100 percent with what you say here though. Long experience has taught me that something as simple as confidence goes 90% of the way to convincing others. When you want others to follow you then you have to act like you know the way to go. On the otherhand if you need a favor or assistance then it is better to be submissive. It doesn't help in those situations to try to impress people with what you know or who you are or any of that. Better to swallow any pride, be polite, shut your mouth and follow instructions carefully. Always be honest with yourself even if you can't be honest with others. The worst times in my life came about when my mind was divided against itself. I didn't find any peace until I could finally accept myself for myself and not who I wanted to be. I consider myself a "good & decent" person. But I had difficulty reconciling that with some of the really bad things that I had done. Especially when I didn't always feel that bad having done those things. I had to learn to accept and embrace both sides before I could have inner peace. Not just bullshit myself with 'I had no choice' 'I was just following orders' 'they had it coming' 'I just did what was expected of me' 'I didn't know any better'. On the otherhand while it is important to meditate and take stock of oneself, it is also important to oil up your blade now and again. Rust on your iron isn't too attractive. Pizza guy Tip well! Jose Cuervo Traditional or Wild Turkey American Honey Sipped straight no fruity bullshit. Someone is going to lose thier job over that shit. So a little more than butt hurt. Yeah, I know, you're going to reply 'Solution: Basic Income and AI Translators.' I just saved you the trouble. LOL yeah. I read that article, weird but maybe not As bad as what they already do, letting prisoners work in call centers doing everything from taking orders for merchandise to helping with tax returns. Funny to imagine that Lil Debbie could end up on unemployment and government aid because he was replaced by a serial rapist doing 25 to Life or a souped up chatbot. I still think Obama should hire Lydia Callis as his official interpreter. His approval rating would jump 20pts just having her around. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTGsj7Srl-U I just BET that it's going to come out that he is some muckity mucks Uncle or Brother-In-Law or some shit like that. That's how they work over there. It ain't what you know it's to whom you're related. I don't recall Mike ever claiming he landed a job either sucking cock or having his cock sucked nor engaging in sodomy. I don't recall him ever saying that he took it up the ass for any reason. He has admitted to both performing and receiving fellatio but in his words, 'it's better to give than to receive'. So if you're serious then I have to say I don't think it works like that. Those foreign countries are not as down with the homosex as folks in the US. If you're making a joke, then it falls pretty flat and just makes you look petty and mean. And don't claim LOL Sarcasm! because that doesn't work either. As for myself, I'm quite serious thinking that the guy has been in his position for some time and I'm sure that certain people were aware f his disability. So I figure he had to have help in getting his security clearance etc. The best thing I can think of is he is related to someone important and that person felt obligated by family responsibility to employ him. I figure you having experience with the Thai community would understand better than most. Clippy says; It looks like you are depressed and want to kill yourself. Would you like some help? Get help with killing yourself. Just kill yourself without any help. [] Just the tip, I promise. Hell, don't do it in TEXAS Up until 2003 it was illegal here also. But the Republicans took over and over-turned that law. Difficult for a Tea Bagger to take his pool boy to Padre Is for a little slap & tickle when it's agin the law. '...continue to troll beyond the grave.' So, you intend to kill yourself? Couldn't happen to a more deserving person. Good luck. May your resolve be firm and your aim true. aspiciation Aspiciation : The act of falsely claiming one suffers from Asperger's Syndrome in order to have an excuse for acting like a pretentious douchebag. Congratulations Blastar! You have just coined a new word. "auto-erotic suffixation" : An act of self abuse involving self-strangulation and a large butt-plug (known as the 'suffix' by practitioners.) Often fatal, mostly harmless. Done$ It worked out well for Rev. W. Spooner And Yogi Berra. All Politicians should have their sign translation performed by Lydia Callis. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS Nice post I said not long ago that this was the best time for gaming. Then Lil Debbie popped up and was foaming and ranting about everything was shit and shitty and I dunno, he disagreed. But I tell ya, I have more damn video games than I can play. And they keep coming out with new shit. And I haven't really got my toes wet in the Indie waters. Not to try to predict anything but I notice that a lot of people are playing games but they don't identify nor do they want to identify as gamers. I don't even think of myself as a gamer although people in my family do. I don't think of myself as a gamer because I don't care for most games. I do play a lot but only a small subset of what is available. OUYA probably failed because nobody ever heard of it. SteamOS will be ready for Download this FRIDAY. I know what Imma doin this weekend. Chargin Muh Lazars! I don't need a computer to pretend I am flying. SteamMachine in TWO DAYS http://steamcommunity.com/groups/steamuniverse#announcements/detail/193008830096 5516570 I'm going to keep quiet and just direct you to the fine ladies and gentlemen over here. Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies. Oh Symbol of Zionist Oppression Oh Symbol of Zionist Oppression! Thy crimes are so Immeasurable. Oh Symbol of Zionist Oppression! Oh Symbol of Zionist Oppression! Thy crimes are so Immeasurable. Our country now is completely Under the Thumb of your Jewery Oh Symbol of Zionist Oppression! Oh Symbol of Zionist Oppression! Thy crimes are so Immeasurable! Lo' mine Aryan Brothers will soon arise To cleanse the Earth of you parasites And all the sheep that follow you. The Fat Ass Poor, Niggers and the Papists too! And what is Christmas without a Guy Fawkes Mask and very large butt-plug? It would be like Halloween without little girls in slutty costumes and razor blades. Like Thanksgiving without domestic violence and the Heimlich maneuver. Like Easter without the torture and death of a messiah and salmonella from under cooked eggs lying in the yard. Like the Fourth of July without losing an eye and suffering second degree burns. That was no metronome That was your biological clock ticking away, telling you, "You're not getting any younger Holly, those eggs won't fertilize themselves, Holly, TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!" Not really, Just rattling your jimmies : ) I'm glad looks CAN'T kill At least over the internet. I did take a moment before I posted my quip to rake through my memory. I couldn't recall you ever saying anything to the effect that you couldn't have kids. Specifically because I didn't want to do something like what happened to your friend. Dude, you are OBSESSED with Del's GF You need to get you your OWN woman. And YOU seem to prefer Microsoft BOB What the fuck is up with THAT? Why are you even asking? It's apparant that you have already made up your mind peasant. it won't look that much worse from their PC counterparts either HAHAHAHAHA LOL. If you feel no anxiety over having a console that already, out of the door, looks like a PC set to LOW SETTINGS then why would you be anxious about having a PC a few years later running at Medium settings? You wouldn't unless you were a complete idiot. This isn't Last GEN where the PC's were held back by the Consoles. So that an XBOX360 or PS3 looked pretty damn good for a long while. The PS4 and the XBONE already look like crap compared to a mid-level gaming PC. Plus there are no MODS, Consoles still need patches for their games but they take LONGER to get a patch out and like you said you miss out on the Steam sales, and other big money saving deals. So in the end you spend just as much if not way more for your console than you do for a gaming PC that you can update on your OWN schedule. And on the console you are stuck, you have no choice. One problem is that consoles aren't really designed for games any more. They are designed to leverage your entertainment dollar. They want to be in the Living Room providing you an Out of Box Entertainment Experience which includes gaming but also is optimized for streaming (and selling) music, video and advertising. Games make up just a small part of the pie. The only real reason to buy a console is for the exclusives. But that means depending on your tastes you might have to buy TWO consoles. WTF? But I'm just flapping my jaws here. You've already made up your mind. I would like to suggest to anyone pondering a similar question. What do your friends have? If the majority of your friends play 360/XBONE then get the XBONE. If they play PS3/4 Get you a 4. If they don't play either then get you a phone and download Angry Birds. If you have no friends then Buy you a PC. Why are you trying to convince me? You've already decided so go do it. I addressed the previous point in my prior comment. This isn't PC vs Last Gen. This is the new gen and they already don't care. Plus you will invest far more than 400 bucks. The console makers may not wait 7 yrs this time. Another point I thought about. There is no new media. When the PS2 came out few people had a DVD player because they were expensive. So buying a PS2 brought the added benefit of a DVD player. The same happened with PS3. Blu-ray players were expensive and few people had them. The PS3 had the value add of a relatively inexpensive blu-ray player. You don't get that now. What I am saying is that This Gen consoles have all the downsides of a console and none of the upsides which benefited previous consoles. You talking about graphics improvement. Hell yes. Take a look at Skyrim on an XBOX PS3 and PC. There is no comparison. And this generation the consoles are already starting out with shitty low res graphics that are easily beat by low cost PCs. People beleive they have to shell out TNS of money in order to have a good gaming rig. The problem is that the things that were true five years ago are no longer true today. Those arguments don't hold anymore. PC Gear is getting cheaper and more efficient at the same time. It's a different market now. But anyway, go buy your console and enjoy your games man. There's plenty of room for everybody. But don't try and justify your position relying on arguments from 2005. Myself, I intend to get a PS3. I have the 360 and a nice PC rig. I can play on Ultra but I usually set custom because some of that shit like the hair and shadows I couldn't give two shits about. I'm on my second playthrough of TombRaider 2013. I play 360 with my son and his friends online since he's deployed. I play the PC for myself mostly, I don't care for the online PC experience much. I figure I'll get a PS3 and pick up the exclusives that I missed. I'm interested in titles like The Last of Us and Hard Rain and even some of the Final Fantasy type stuff. At the moment I'm not impressed with either the XBONE or PS4. Although the PS4 seems a better overall value right now. While the XBONE seems to be somewhat intrusive. I don't care for Kinect at all, it kind of twigs me out. Happy Holidays Herp derp, derp herp herp derp derp? Can a herp derp include derp? Let me stick a finger up my ass! Based on that and my preconceived notions I doubt it. Or a derp herp from derp? The herp is definitely derper, but it's still more derply and requires more herp than a herper derp. And I totally thought you had some sense when I responded the first time. SURPRISE! I predict that your next diary you will ask K5 whether a 3" dick is satisfactory. I mean big dicks just get in the way right? They have to be cleaned longer thus using up more soap and water, you have to spend more on the condoms, etc. Besides studies have shown that the average vagina is only about 4" deep therefore a 3" penis should be more than satisfactory to please a woman. Where in that article does it say the State pays? The Federal Government pays 100% of expansion costs for the first three years and 90% thereafter until 2022. So again, I think you have shown that you are completely full of shit. You're just the opposite side of trane. But what you don't mention is that Insurance costs for people like you will be higher in those states that don't expand medicaid and the cost of hospital services will be higher since they'll have to gouge those with Insurance to pay for all those uninsured people that will be getting their healthcare from the ER. Damn, a man would have to get up pretty fucking early in the morning to be any where close to as stupid as you are. Congratulations for making even rednecks look intelligent. I do declare, it is getting difficult to distinguish between you and Lil Debbie. How splendid it is that you can predict the future Who do I think? No sir, I believe you mean Who YOU think. Keep trying Lil Debbie, one day you may have an idea of your own rather than parroting the ideas of others and seeing Boogie Men, SURPRISE right where you expected them to be whether they exist or not. The simple truth is The Conservatives have painted themselves into a corner. If Obamacare aka ACA works then it invalidates nearly everything the Conservatives have been saying for the last six years. It means that the Nigger was right and They cannot have the Nigger be right because then there will be more like him holding office. It is imperative then that Conservatives destroy Obamacare. They cannot allow it to work. Their future depends on it not working. They will stop at nothing. They will bribe people, they will hire people, they will shut down the Government and do any and everything it takes even if it hurts them nearly as much as it hurts the Moderates and Progressives. Obamacare MUST fail. And not by a little, it must be seen as an EPIC CATASTROPHE. An experiment that will never be tried again. Biting Bigotry is the state of mind of a bigot: someone who, as a result of their prejudices, treats or views other people with fear, distrust, hatred, contempt, or intolerance on the basis of a person's opinion, ethnicity, race, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, disability, socioeconomic status, or other characteristics. Lovely Manifesto Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. thanks wisecracker For the links. I almost bit this troll. I'm not one to defend Sharpton but it's hard to believe anyone with sense would support the participants in this 'knockout game'. We even have that shit down here in the Houston area. It's crazy. I hate Marshmallows Unless they are on FIRE Screw WiseCrackers advice You're a kuron, leave the fucker an emotional wreck that will be unable to perform on his special night. Going to 'Her Mothers' Short trip, low key celebration. I will be put to work fixing the computer, setting up the TV she just bought, showing her how to upload her pictures from her new camera. When not employed I will be sitting quietly in the corner getting buzzed and fucking around on the laptop. The wife gets the worst of it. Even though she is now a grandmother herself, in the eyes of her mom she is still just 'her little girl'. I'm certain she'll be criticized on dress, hair, etc. But hey, I stay out of it. That shit was going on long before me and hasn't changed in the over 30 yrs we've been together so ya know. They still get along. I just couldn't deal with it myself. I reckon they'll go shopping and do a lot of running around together. She'll probably have some her peeps to touch base with while we're there. Both the still living and the dead. We always make a point to visit the cemetery and pay our respects to the ones that have gone before us. Her middle brother will be there so we'll hang out some. He's okay, doesn't care for politics. He likes racing games and some FPSs and enjoys anime so we have a few things in common. He's a confirmed bachelor but that doesn't bother me any. Otherwise, no one under 40. Her Dad passed years ago and the other two brothers are a good ways away. They have their own families also but I'm sure they'll call. So yeah, cozy, not too many people, quiet, no big fuss over gifts. But I know there will be some really good food. Her mom can fucking cook. And she'll have some divinity and and tiny little pecan pies. Plus we'll be bringing some dishes with us also. I usually have a decent time. Just put up the little tree today. We don't decorate like we did when our son was at home though. We hang stockings for everybody. Everybody gets a stocking whether they're here or not. We switched from a big tree to a little 3' artificial but it is still pretty. The wife has a thing for wreathes so we have several of them around. One on the door and a couple on the wall. Some in the hall. She has some little knick knack things she brings out, a little village, a nativity thing and some little Santas. To finish up we'll hang up all the Christmas cards that come in. I do kinda miss having a big tree in a way. I know when I was fixing up that little 3 footer I kept thinking of that poor tree Charlie Brown has in that Christmas cartoon. Enjoy your Holiday there 'Santa' Claes : ) Ho Ho Ho and a Merry Christmas! Oral Sex Hey Grampa, can I ask you a question? Sure, sonny what do you want to know? Do you and Granma still have sex? Yessir, but at our age we just have Oral Sex. Oral sex? What is that? Well I stand by the bed and wag my dick. Then Granny turns over and says, "Fuck you Grampa!" And there you go, oral sex! LOL! I think it's a British Home Depot Exactly, I'm impressed how well they did When I was in grade school I was very good with Geography but that was decades ago. I would have some trouble today identifying a few of the states and very poorly with capital cities. As for Europe, mine would be like I would get Britain, Ireland, Scotland, Germany and France. Russia of course although not actually Europe. Italy because of the boot. That is about it. Switzerland and Norway I always get confused See right there I done fucked up. cause I'm thinking Switzerland and Norway make that Giant Penis hanging down from the North. Boy oh boy I'll just quit right there. Jesus, I'm an idiot! Well *I* had to look it up when she 1st posted I know they have a Walmart type shop over there but I don't remember what it is called. Tescos? Yeah I think maybe that is it. I only know that because of all the time I used to hang out at El Register.co.uk before they kicked their founder to the curb. (I was regularly on the forum over there when some guy kept talking about this awesome new site called kuro5hin.org and that was the beginning of the end for me.) I like that one Did you hear this on NPR? It was never really offline You see, there is this thing called DNS (which stands for a highly technical term that you probably wouldn't understand). Now a web site has an address just like your house has an address. The address is a number called an octet. It is DNS job to convert the more natural kuro5hin.org to the actual numerical address. But, because of some miscommunication between the site owner rusty and the company providing the service the name kuro5hin failed to resolve to the numeric. It would be like if you got in a taxi and said 'Please take me to BirthControlSoothsayer's house'. With DNS the cabdriver would see that BirthControlSoothsayer's house resolved to 6969 Vajayjay Lane. Without DNS you have to tell the driver to take you to 6969 Vajayjay Lane directly. I realize that is quite much for a delicate flower like yourself to understand. If you find yourself in difficulties going forward just ask the man in your life, say your father or husband and he will take care of the details for you. Now that right there is some good ol mansplainin. Females on the Internet. Good Lord what will come next? Rule 16 Stop hitting her then I ain't hitting her, just a quick poke Now & again. Damn that is a LOT of CP! Am I aggravating you yet? I'm an aggravating son of a bitch. Jon Stewart Pissed Me Off Jon Stewart didn't piss me off actually, he's an alright guy. He knows he isn't all that funny and he talks a lot more than he should. Hell when he gives an interview the guest often can't finish answering a question Jon just asked because Jon is busy yapping or making some joke or personal observation. Typical Interview: Jon: So this new book. Tell us what is it about? Author: Well, you see The Idea is . . . Jon: <interrupting> You see, because what I get out of the whole thing is . . . (Jon talks for the next minute or so) . . . so how do you respond to that criticism? Author: I would say . . . Jon: <interrupting again> Because for myself, I would think that . . . (Jon talks for another minute or so, does a poor Brooklyn Accent gag, finally gets around to what he intended to say) . . . so how does that make you feel? Author: When I began doing the research . . . Jon: Well Thank You! It's been wonderful talking with you. Ladies and Gentlemen the book is 'Herp Derp: Inside the Horsecock' on the shelves now! Stay tuned for your Moment of Zen! No what ticked me off was his lead story. It's absolutely nothing new. Nothing new at all. It was about the financial crisis and the Big Banks with a little bit of Citizens United stirred in. The core of course was about how these big money corporations and banks were supposed to be "people" that had a right to free speech yet they could get away with things a REAL person could not. For example, as we know, they can lie about mortgages that they don't really own, or bundle the equivalent of financial shit together to make financial shinola. They can bribe doctors to prescribe expensive drugs that are not really effective. And when they get caught bamboozling the public out of Billions the Justice Dept settles with them for a percentage of the take and no one goes to jail. Nothing new about it, we all are aware that this goes on. And we allow it to go on. Sometimes there is even a reason why we don't want to close down a huge company. But that is not really what pissed me off. No what pissed me off is the idea that we do let these billion dollar crimes go as a cost of doing business or necessary for the greater good and then we turn around and piss and moan about a few measly million being spent on Medicaide/Medicare, Food Stamps, Welfare and Social Security. Seriously? It is less fair to raise the tax on a company making record profit to reduce the deficit than it is to take medicine, food, and money from people that have little to nothing? How is that in any way an American value? It's not a joke and it isn't funny. And in the future people will look back on us like we look back at the South during the Civil War. Like we look back at the English during the colonization of the Americas. And yeah like all those idiots in times past that supported and defended the Evil in their midst. I'm not all that upset at the big corps Or Banks or even big govt. I'm upset by those entities being not just allowed to do what they do but to be applauded for it. You know the fucker at GS got high fived all around the board table when he showed them how to turn sows ears into silk purses. But then you have some single mother that is just struggling to keep her head above water and the HATE shown to her for oh, now you want to EAT do you? What the hell next? Since WWII we viewed ourself as The Good Guys. We've used our moral certainty as excuse to involve ourselves in the affairs of other nations. But we can't feed our own children? Its epically ridiculous. Jon Stewart does not always annoy me. Sometimes he is amusing. He often has guest 'correspondents' that are truly funny like Lewis Black, John Hodgman, etc. As for the Interviews I have stopped watching them, well stopped paying attention to them. Depending on the topic I may stick around for Colbert or just switch to the news and wait for Leno. I hear what you are saying. Or at least I think I do. But I'm not asking that everyone accept McFood & McMedicine. I'm not a big fan of the ACA. But McFood & McMedicine & McShelter is better than NoFood, NoMedicine & NoShelter for someone that does need it. And that isn't my point anyway. Congress just cut several billion from Food Stamps recently. When they come back next year they intend to cut it by FORTY BILLION DOLLARS MORE. Plus Medicaid/Medicare, and Social Security cuts are on the table as well. But they will not even consider raising taxes on the JOB CREATORS. But these people on welfare and social security are struggling just to make ends meet while the so-called Job Creators are posting RECORD PROFITS and fucking all of us with these schemes. Look man, it doesn't matter if you are paying the bill for your health care or the government. If a corp like Johnson & Johnson is allowed to continue bribing Drs to prescribe placebos to you that have no effect other than to drain your wallet then you're getting fucked. And if they can pay off the Justice Dept and not admit wrongdoing you don't think Phizer and McNeil and all the other companies aren't going to get a piece of that also? What. The. Fuck. Dude? Yes to your first question The Diary Title was just to get people to look. In fact everything 'above the jump' except for the last sentence is just a minor annoyance of mine with Jon and his interview techniques. Compare his technique to Colbert's. You'll see Colbert jumping in when the interview starts getting into the 'YAWN NO FUNNY CHANGE CHANNEL' territory or when his guests are struggling. But he gives them plenty of opportunity to at least answer the last question before starting to ask another or changing the topic entirely like Stewart often does. The Daily Show is one of the few shows I make a point to watch (that is when they decide to, you know, air the god damn show and not go on vacation - another minor annoyance I have with them). Really I wanted to keep it lite at first and then go into the meat within the body of the diary. I really didn't want the post to be so much about The Daily Show, it was just the medium delivering the message. I really do like Jon Stewart and I don't think there many people that can do what he does consistently. He himself admits that he isn't that funny but like you say he is certainly clever and perceptive and I would say quite witty. While the show itself misses sometimes (see Sandra Bee's field report in last nights episode for example - awkward) I think it hits far more than it misses. Smoke and mirrors You say look the medicaid and ss are xbox huge but that doesn't matter. They could be 75% of outlay. And I don't see where I even mentioned defense. But We'll just ignore that. What I did say is that the conservatives want to make deep cuts to programs that help people in many ways but they don't want to even talk about raising taxes on corporations that are making huge profits. In addition many of these big entities are engaged in illegal activities, making these huge profits by taking advantage of people and getting away with it. But the worst thing is that people are applauding this like it is just and right but it is not. It is evil and people who think that the world should work this way I think are completely mad and stupid. So I don't know what the hell you are talking about and frankly I don't thhink you do either. Obviously you have trained yourself to see what you expect to see and hear what you expect to hear and you have a nice little script all handy to deal with those little annoyances. I'm sure that works well in the world of help desk support but less so in the real world. Sorry dear but you are full of shit See I used to work for Section 8 Housing in East Texas as a counselor. They do not administer "the projects". That is something entirely different. Section 8 issues vouchers and the clients find their own home in the free market. They pay a portion of their rent based on income. And to qualify for Section 8 they MUST have a source of income. Now that may be Social Security but actually most hold down a job. The homes are inspected at LEAST once per year and the client and the landlord must keep the unit up to HUD Quality Standards. No ghetto, no hellhole. Again, you demonstrate that you already have a preconceived and erroneous notion of how things work. Welfare helps people. It is not perfect and their is fraud and abuse true. But the scale of fraud and abuse is not even on the same scale as that committed by large corporations who ALSO get government subsidies and tax breaks and get away with things for which you or I would spend lengthy jail terms. The majority of people that receive aid need it to make it and they work but they just don't make enough. They are ill equipped to do without or even with less. You take a dollar from these people and it can make a huge difference in their lives. On the other side their are people who have so much that even if the government took half of it they would not in any way be inconvenienced. But I'm not even asking for that. All I'm saying is that if we are going to make cuts on the those most ill equipped to handle it that we also ask those who are to contribute more. But that isn't what is happening. And of course, overall I'm going to reiterate that those who champion the companies that rob and steal, all politics aside, are evil and will cause this nation much greater harm than any imagined giant lazy fat asses from sea to shining sea. In fact that image right there is a bunch of shit. The fucking lazy fat asses aren't the working poor. They're the god damn SUV driving, sitting on their ass all day in an air conditioned office, cocksuckers. So again Lil Debbie you have shown yourself to be an ill informed and very small minded person. Instead of having an original thought you simply fall back on the stereotypes, preconceptions and propaganda that have been fed to you. Intellectually sticking your head in the sand within the bubble of your garden. Is this an attempt to get K5 shutdown by DHS for hosting links to CP? That sure is a lot of CP you got there. I dunno, it looked like a bunch of CP You SURE it ain't CP? Cuz I think your linking to CP. iBoob: Lifts, separates and keeps you up to date on your friends Facebook statuses. Touch and gesture operated. Control your iBoob by grasping, stroking, pinching, and flicking your finger from left to right or vice-versa. C, D, and Double D memory options. Built-in Bluetooth for sharing. Stereo-cam, and streaming options also available. Get your hands on our iBoob today! People who are always bitching about Windows (Yeah I'm looking at YOU Atari2.6k) Should take note of this fine article and the previous one about OS/2. I mean Del glossed over a lot of this but you do get some idea here of the amazing tricks they had to pull to get the software to do cool shit on the hardware that was available. Then remember that until what, I guess Win2k, all of that shit had to stay in the OS for backward compatibility and then those crashes, GPF's, Blue Screens, etc start to make a bit more sense. It wasn't so much the programmers not being able to code but the flaming hoops and death traps built into the hardware and the dick slapping to which the corporate management of IBM and the BillG subjected them. In fact I think it is amazing how well the shit DID work! And on all different kinds of hardware with all kinds of configurations and running all manner of software. Blastar, you ignorant slut.* PC-DOS, MS-DOS, OS/2, & Windows ran on an entirely different chipset and architecture than the Amiga. When your hardware is designed, like the Amiga, from the ground up to optimize graphics, sound and other capabilities you don't need to "turn off the engine to switch gears on the highway". You just do it. I'm sorry that your Amiga, which like the Betamax, was clearly superior to its rivals failed. However, what you don't want to face up to is the fact that IBM and Microsoft did NOT kill the Amiga. The Amiga was killed by Commodore. I realize for a fanboi that's like coming to accept that your Dad murdered your little brother but it is what it is. The Intel architecture was and in many ways still is sh--, uh, non-optimal. But it was an Open Architecture and could be easily cloned. So because of management decisions and ego and focus on the bottom line by PHBs we have what we have today. That still does NOT in ANY WAY take away from the accomplishments performed by those MS programmers from the krusty kludges to the most elegant technical hacks in order to get DOS/Windows to run on a mind-numbing variety of hardware and configurations. You couldn't test them all! *No disrespect there Blastar, if you didn't know the line comes from classic SNL Enjoying these retrotech diaries Wondering when you get done stroking the IBM/Microcock whose jizz you'll be shooting next? VAX/VMS? GNULinux/Un*x/Etcnux? APPLE APPLE APPLE. Actually RetroApple would be very cool and relevant. Or will you maybe do more concerning retro languages and shit like that? Just curious. Keep it coming as long as you can. These things aren't too long but not super short and they take me back to the late 80's which is itself a VERY GOOD thing. Congratulations, You realize you'll have to make compromises and do without a lot of things you have been used to having. Particularly things like privacy, cash, and blow-jobs. If your talking about MDC's thing AFAIK He only ever claimed it was a delicious Ice Cream topping. It was the way he talked about it that made one think he was talking about something more. He kept mentioning it in relation to the FBI and some marine base that he had backdoor access. Very nice walk down memory lane. Lots of nostalgia in that little dump. One thing, though. My only real experience with OS/2 was in Uni and it was terrible. Later WinNT was almost as painful but it's hard to remember. I think I mainly had trouble with networking and the rest was ok, anyways neither here nor there. What I wonder is that it seems to me IIRC that my peeps were all OS/2 is the shizzznit way better than Winblows or Windoze whatever the nick du jour. But for myself I thought Windows was awesome. Now inn this article here you show what a disaster half an OS was. So why the OS/2 love? Even these days lots of peeps look bacck at it fondly. You think maybe just a fanboy thing or what? With the rise of mobile and ubiquity of server OS I began to take you to task for your poll title, most popular OS in the world. However Netcraft confirms that globally Win 7 is still at the top although with a much much slimmer lead. PEBKAC What else would you do? I mean, besides your usual weeping while you masturbate that is. Google Glass seems silly now All borg-like and uber nerdy. But people are going to want something like this eventually when the tech matures. I base that on solid research chilling in public areas noting the huge number of ppl eyes glued to their smartphone or walking along yammering seemingly to no one with their blueteeth. One day Apple will have some slic-chic pair of iGlasses and theyll fly off the shelf. poppy is for oopium moarfiend & hero-won Not cocaina . . . On receipt, remove glasses from packaging Put empty package & glasses on ebay (seperately). Double your profits and double your lulz. Escape plans http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AvNXh3ePD4k/TBr_tF1yAsI/AAAAAAAAAic/Pn0m8c3LNeQ/s1600/ 1.jpg As a Texan and a connoisseur of Texican Cuisine and Fine Bar-B-Q'd Meats I 'hole-heartedly recommend one of these high powered plungers. When the shit absolutely, positively, must go down, accept no substitutes. Not all of us can survive on nothing more than ketchup packets and stolen coffee creamer. Not to mention that American fare is a bit more substantial than what passes for food across the pond. You're curious about tonne? Odd. Google would tell you quickly that it is a Megagram. I would think that most people would wonder what a 'valve' was or as we call them over here, Vacuum Tube. The kids these days don't ever see them outside of a Fallout Game. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I don't believe evolution works like that Disclaimer: I know Jack Shit about Evolution and Genetics and all that beyond a layman's high-school biology level. However, I'm pretty sure that evolution doesn't give two shits about an individual. As long as there are a group of people willing to fuck their ponies they will ensure the survival of their genes. Your genes would become extinct. The result would be that there would be a lot more people like Angelfish a great many less like mirko if any at all. And that thought alone should make you run, not walk, to grab your step-ladder. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Sons of God and Daughters of Men The Nephilim, They Might Be Giants? How humans came to be; from dust thou art and unto dust thou shalt return. Why would an Angel fuck an Ape? Have you lost your mind? Oh, yeah, sorry . . . : ( Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' He can sue you for that in the UK Unless you have pictures . . . PEBKAC I know, I'm very sorry to imply that you do. I realize that what you experience with your bestial partners is an intimate expression of love, tenderness and deep affection. It is a beautiful and private thing that you and your mare share. I apologize for making your equine lovemaking sound cheap and tawdry. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Taxi's are weird. Don't get me wrong the drivers are usually very friendly but the way they drive is so erratic. For example, last night I dropped off a celebrity at her home in the hills. We were in her car so she asked me to call a cab to get back to the city. Not a problem. When the cab arrived though it drove up the sheer side of a cliff across the road from me. I could scarcely believe that it could defy gravity like that, it was nearly on it's side. Well I tried to jump up to to drag myself into the back but I couldn't get any traction. I walked down a ways to where the grade was shallower and then headed up so I would be above the cab. Before I got there the cab left! So I walked a block up to the main road and got the cab. Unfortunately by the time I made it to the theater it was closed so I didn't get to see that new flick "I Married My Dad". Yesterday, after some heavy financial negotiations I was very tired and looking forward to going home to relax by the pool. Maybe play some tennis. I called a cab and the driver arrived after just a short wait. His radio was playing some Spanish station a bit loudly but I could deal. What aggravated me is that I paid him extra to get me home quickly. But even though he accepted he took a very long and circuitous route, stopping at every stop sign and red light. When I pay extra I want the guy to haul ass even if he has to pull in to the oncoming lane or bend a few traffic laws. I mean don't you? My last gripe is that cab drivers are entirely too excitable when their passengers engage in gunplay. Just because I shoot an innocent civilian or two for sport on my way to my mansion or uptown garage they often stop the car and flee or crash. This often forces me to borrow the cab so I can reach my destination. Damn, the drivers just need to chill! Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' That island exists I think it is called Battleship Island. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Abstain Ah'm from the South and therefore must recuse myself. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' They're Banned in Boston Cincinnati, New York and Austin. In LA, they'll take your Glass and then proceed to kick your ass. Peeps be hatin' the Google Glass yo, thinkin' you're all up in they privacy and shit, bro. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' What happened to the Delta Force? Why aren't they the big bad asses of elite American Forces like they used to be? Instead, we look to the Navy Seals of Team Six? In April 1980, President Jimmy Carter sent the Army's Delta Force to bring back fifty-three American citizens held hostage in Iran. Everything that could possibly go wrong, went wrong. It was a debacle on the scale of the Bay of Pigs. I don't think even Chuck Norris could've saved that Mission. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Won't kill the TF&TF franchise unless Vin Diesel was the passenger. I hate to admit this but in my closet I have a TF&TF crew jacket. It doesn't fit anymore. Don't judge me. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Sheriff says 'Speed was a Factor' No shit? Before and After Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Awesome I have to say that MSFS is what got me into computing. Well there were a few other things going on around the same time but before I loaded MSFS for the first time at a friends house I didn't know what a computer really was other than something that fucked up your bills. If you had asked me to draw you a computer I would have sketched you an IBM 9-track tape unit. Being able to enter a VIRTUAL WORLD just blew my mind and I had to figure out how that magic was accomplished. Many years, thousands of books and magazines, a CS degree, and millions of hours writing code and here I am a broken shell of a man on a dying website. ; ) I think that by version 3.0 you could log time spent in the simulator but don't quote me because I'm not a pilot. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' There was also a game within the game where you transported to a small map and you had a little airport with a structure you could park a Sopwith Camel in. When you took off and flew across the river you would be attacked by 3 planes coming in over the mountains. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' quite rube golbergesque Move from A to B by way of ZXCVNMUYTREWQIOPSDFGHJKL. Fascinating. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' -1 Does not mention Microsoft Flight Simulator And the importance of that software to the PC Industry. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Lol foxpro & J++ OMG WTF "Windows has crashed leaving an incredible path of destruction behind it!" - Army Armstrong Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Man, I tell you what, you probably set off a dozen alarms in the PRISM / CARNIVORE Central Office with that post and its Parent. Here's a song for you . . . "Who's that knocking on my door? . . ." LOL Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Silly American, pretending you still have freedoms So adorable! Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Well enjoy, there are some decent games from that I was mainly talking about how if you were shopping for a computer from one of the thousands of clones--remember when Computer Shopper was bigger than the LA phonebook? Anyways, you would take a floppy with MSFS on it to run to make sure the machine was 100% bug compatible with an IBM. Then later on Quake was used as a benchmark program. To be honest I liked Microsoft in those days. They published a shitload fuckton of documentation. There was a lot a person could do to customize the programs. Word 2.0 was a thing of beauty. I never understood the heathens that wanted to run that other word processor, what a GPITA! And despite Gates feelings on the matter, Windows was wickedly easy to get a copy of legit or otherwise. Yes they fucked over 1-2-3 and DR DOS but nowhere as bad as what companies do to each other in these patent wars. I think I first started seeing the evil they would become with the way they did Stac. That was some cold-blooded ass shit right there. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' trane: most insignificant. Full Stop. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Wipe the drive and re-install Windows. Nuke the site from orbit, the only way to be sure. What have you done so far? I would probably start by uninstalling the drivers in Device Mangler. Then Shut down and restart while I made a blood sacrifice to the PC Lord, reinstall those drivers and then everything would be hunky dorky. If not I'd look for other shit like loose wires and shit. Maybe put an image backup I had made earlier but I don't figure you did that. Hell, I don't know, you can ship it to me if you want. I'll take a look at it. Spend most of my time during the holidays doing that anyways. 'Hey Wesley! My Peasea is a runnin slo' and doin weird shit what you think is wrong?' 'Damnnit Trace! You can't even drive a tractor without running it into a ditch! How do you expect you're going to operate a computer?' 'Man you got to help me! That lil filly down in Cut-n-Shoot been sendin' me emails with her pictures to my AOL account and I cant download em for to save my life!' Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' My favorite Holidays are the ones that revolve around getting fucked up... New Years Eve, just how drunk can one get before passing out EXACTLY? Wonderful Holiday. St Patricks day, wear green and get drunk. Awesome. Fourth of July, eat lots of BBQ, drink lots of beer and blow shit up. FANTASTIC! I like Halloween also but not the kids version, where you pass out candy but the adult version where you see how naked you can get in Public without being arrested and get fucked up. All the rest they can keep, especially Christmas because it goes on WAAAAYYY Too Long. It's just stressful, and faggoty HO HO HO, caroling and shit. Plus the damn ads and music everywhere. Fuck all that, I'm glad when it's over. I tell you what, JC Penny has the worst fucking holiday ad on TV. It is just a bunch of people singing about Drop everything and get your ass down to JC Penny and Shop Shop Shop Shop Shop Shop. We'll be seeing this shit for A Fucking Month. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Comet performed a Star Trek Time slingshot Travels back to the 80's, saves the whales and gives the World transparent aluminum. Or perhaps the Sun just needed a good abrasive cleanser to try to remove some problem Spots. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' so you save the turkeys you're now the great turkey emancipator. Now what? You think those turkeys will go out into a blissful rural pasture where they will enjoy a carefree life living happily playing turkey games and growing old watching their grandchicks grow up? Ha! No, those turkeys will be turned out into a turkey hell. A nightmare that they are woefully unprepared. Trane talked about seeing wild turkeys in the woods. All intelligent and gentile creatures. That is because he is human. You see, those wild turkeys are a part of a turkey gang and there are many such in the hundred acre wood just awaiting a chance to take advantage of some naive fresh out the slaughterhouse turkey. Your so called saved turkeys would be subject to rape, the bird slave trade, drugs, etc. Other animals without your sensitivity will not hesitate to murder and eat the turkey. But instead of a quick painless death they would be tortured, chased and toyed with before their doom. Even the few who survive will face severe deprivation. How will they eat without a hand to feed them? Where will they shelter? If you haven't noticed its fucking WINTER out there. So okay you might say let's don't just release them but build a place for them where they would be protected. Like what? A RESERVATION maybe? Sure out of sight out of mind. The turkeys could sink into an alcoholic stupor living on the govt dole from generation to generation. Instead of being the proud celebrated bird of today they would whither into a shadow of their former glory. So save not the proud turkey, rather tomorrow ask for seconds with delicious giblet gravy and salute the proud American Turkey! Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' hell yes If a person doesn't like meat that's cool. But why in world would they want something that mimics meat poorly? I'm no vegan, happily omniverous, I often joke I'll eat anything that doesn't eat me first. But I have had to cut down on the amount of meat I eat due to costs and health. There are a ton of good veggies to eat without that tofuckurty bullcrap. I don't know if I'll be eating ham or turkey tomorrow. Hell maybe both although that's not so good idea. Back when granny & grampy was still with us our t-day tradition was Mexican; enchiladas, beans, rice, guac, etc. Tasty Happy holiday Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I've had a number of useless bits of flesh cut off and cut out of me over the years so I don't see what the big deal is. However, I don't like the idea of someone being legally forced to do something based on a religious belief. I don't imagine Isreal is gonna start stoning ppl and crucifixtion for crimes right? Fucking just excommunicate her or whatever the jew equivalent is and let her go her own way. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' you need a lawyer Not a website A real life flesh and blood lawyer That is the only answer. Do not make excuses. Get a lawyer or you WILL get screwed. Should be easy enough to prove in Court Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' While I am delighted to hear that Bowie is literate I don't understand why any one would really care. I can understand asking him about his top 100 songs or musical interests, something along that line. But asking about his favorite books? What is next? Asking Kim Kardashian about her picks for top 100 computational algorithms? I watched this show on Netflix called Doomsday Bunkers. It was the first time I heard the term 'Preppers'. They could easily do a reality TV show based on any or all of the clients of the Bunker Builder guy. They were all LilDebbie level or better nutcases that would provide many hours of Duck Boo Boo Ax Trucker drama. One couple were needing a new bunker because the one they purchased filled up with water. It rained and the water entered the underground bunker through the air intake. Thank Goodness there wasn't a disaster and so they weren't in the bunker when it flooded. Not a good survival strategy. Another guy that was hilarious was the dude that had weapons caches all around the outside of his house. The idea being that they would defend from the house but if they had to make a break for it they could run out to several different caches full of weapons in key sites around the house and continue to defend themselves. I don't know what he expected to do if some attacker or whoever happened to trip over the leaf-covered trap-door concealing the goodies. Ruh Ro! Now you have just armed the mob trying to take your food and your white women. Excellent job there Steve! It was funny too because each Prepper had a different notion of the end of life as we know it but they were all convinced that it would happen REAL SOON NOW and most seemed to be looking forward to it. As for a remedy for your malady, you could try living on the streets with your Macbook Pro, stealing wifi, ketchup packets, and coffee creamer. I have it on good authority that someone in a similar situation is having the time of his life and has never been happier. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I don't watch Fringe but thank you. I did in fact get an invitation to the Plex server and I registered. Thank you again. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Thanks man Happy Holidays Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I was indeed not aware I'm primarily familiar with the song Maj. Tom and that he was in that film Labyrinth. Oh and he had some kind of fairy persona back in the day, Zippy Cokedust or something. I didn't realize he was such a cultural phenom or any of that Fringe stuff Blastar told me. I stand corrected. Mea Culpa Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' It's good to see that although you are going through this trying time you are still managing to keep your priorities straight and continue to focus on the important things. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I dunno bout V But I'm sure there is a mod for IV. I'm not going to bother looking it up but IV is made for modding. The game files are xml and the scripting is in python. In addition the World Builder is a click away while in game. You could make a Kuro5hin civ mod with rusty as the leader and a Blastar unit to do battle with the evil HUSI civ lead by Hulver with the ublockhead unit. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Give us a king to lead us This is what the king who will reign over you will claim as his rights: He will take your sons and make them serve with his chariots and horses, and they will run in front of his chariots. Some he will assign to be commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and others to plow his ground and reap his harvest, and still others to make weapons of war and equipment for his chariots. He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers. He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive groves and give them to his attendants. He will take a tenth of your grain and of your vintage and give it to his officials and attendants. Your male and female servants and the best of your cattle and donkeys he will take for his own use. He will take a tenth of your flocks, and you yourselves will become his slaves. When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, but the Lord will not answer you in that day. But the people refused to listen to Samuel. "No!" they said. "We want a king over us. Then we will be like all the other nations, with a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles." When Samuel heard all that the people said, he repeated it before the Lord. The Lord answered, "Listen to them and give them a king." Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Old news, discussed each Christmas Metafilter did this, Slate covered it, I think it was even on 60 Minutes. Every Christmas some reporter goes undercover as a seasonal temp worker at Amazon, or they take the easy way out and just interview seasonal temp workers. Either way it ends up being a litany of industrial-era style slave labor complaints carefully crafted to illicit White shame from those of us who NEED that fur-covered green & red USB powered nite lite delivered to our door YESTERDAY at the lowest possible price. Look, call me when Amazon has to put anti-suicide nets on the sides of their warehouses ok? Or rather DON'T call me because I'm fucking busy shopping on AMAZON.COM! Oh look! I can get my morning cup of coffee delivered fresh and hot each morning along with a tasty pastry and a Blu-Ray right at my door for less than driving to and ordering from Starbucks. YOU WANT ME TO GIVE THAT UP SO A FEW UNFORTUNATE FUCKS CAN KEEP THEIR SANITY? FUCK THAT! FASTER YOU BASTARDS! FILL THOSE ORDERS NAOW! BEZOS, I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOUR BABIES! (for 30% off and free shipping!) Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' funny thing that From the articles I've read the humans carry a little device that tells them where to go to pick up the orders. Everything is computer controlled. In fact the bins are not organized in any particular way. Only the central computer knows where things are. In other words, the humans are basically very cheap robots. It is fascinating really. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' supposedly building a spaceport in west texas Which is cooler than Santa's balls on Christmas eve. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Why does everybody always label LR as a pedo? There is only one small little deal at like the very END of MOPI that has to do with kiddy fiddling and actually it is kinda necessary, I mean if they are going to repopulate and all. But he goes on for page after page of S&M porn. I guess it is true, you can rob banks, rape, kill, and commit all types of atrocities but if you fuck one single sheep you'll be known as Gary the Sheep-fucker for the rest of your life. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' So Minecraft is like a Second Life for people with no social skills or what? Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Not quite at free anal But we're making progress. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' And as you pull the trigger you say Igot your fucking drop right here mother fucker. I'm not a fan of dubstep at all however, listening to one of my stations on Pandora it added an artist I had not heard before. She's fairly new but coming up big time and she was recently on Conan and the youtube video awards. Her name is Lindsey Sterling. Her schtick is she plays classic violin with hip hop and dubstep backing. She also does really awesome covers of video game themes. Check out her channel on youtube, lindseystomp. I particularly like her video Crystalize. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjpOzsQ9YI And Elements is pretty good also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf6LD2B_kDQ Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Awesome! : ) Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I LOVE your line about sex, "I spent years researching the subject . . . " If that isn't the definition of Sheldon Cooper level nerdginity I don't know what is. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I dunno, looks kinda gay to me infinite dicks in infinite asses fucking together forever. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' BREAKING STUDY SHOWS WATER WET ASIANS CAN'T DRIVE BLACK PEOPLE GOOD AT SPORTS TEENS LEAVING FACEBOOK Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches are Racist! Did you know that eating or even talking about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be considered racist? Verenice Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School in Portland explained why in an interview with the Portland Tribune. "What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?" says Gutierrez, principal at Harvey Scott K-8 School, a diverse school of 500 students in Northeast Portland's Cully neighborhood. "Another way would be to say: `Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?' Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita." Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation -- to examine a news article and discuss the "white privilege" it conveys. Most of the staff are on board, but there is some opposition to a drum class being offered to middle school boys of color at Scott School. Chuck Barber, who also offers boys' drum corps at Vernon and Faubion schools in Northeast Portland, approached Gutierrez last year to start up a lunch-time drum class for black and Latino boys once a week. At least one parent has a problem with the the class, saying it amounts to "blatant discrimination and equity of women, Asians, whites and Native Americans." "When white people do it, it is not a problem, but if it's for kids of color, then it's a problem?" says Gutierrez, 40, an El Paso, Texas, native whose parents were Mexican immigrants. "Break it down for me. That's your white privilege, and your whiteness." But if the WHITE kids have Sandwiches then aren't they displaying their WHITE privilege? And what about cooking the food? You know not all societies cook their meals. Isn't that an example of your whiteness? I don't think that it is right for the students to eat anything at lunch. Just eating food may be offensive to someone depending on their choice of food. The last thing we wish to do is cause offense. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' No bowling is racist also One BIG Black to lay ten white girls. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' GOOBER PEAS! Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I got some bells you can jingle! pass the schnapps! WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCK TO GET SOME ICE CUBES UP IN THIS Bi-ayrtch? RECEIVED THANK YOU! Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Well, today is another day much like any other BUT THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A NIGHT! Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Didn't somebody rob his ass? To pay Peter? Or was that the Beatles? I get the Beatles and the Apostles mixed up a lot... Let's see there was Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Ringo, Paul, George, . . . Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Lady Madonna, children at your feet Wonder how you manage to make ends meet? Who will find the money when you pay the rent? Did you know that money was Heaven sent? Friday night arrives without a suitcase Sunday morning creeping like a nun Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlegs See how they run Lady Madonna, baby at your breast Wonders how you manage to feed the rest? Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Well said. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! What about an atheist-like God You wouldn't believe in your own existence. This is Teeee-dillio The finest in Texas! Currently a three on the Rob Ford Index with a bullet! How wasted am I am? Dude Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Serial Experiments Lain' I have seen a few episodes of that Anime. It was recommended, as in IF YOU LIKE GitS:SC then you will like this. But I didn't stay with it sadly, got sidetracked into other things. Maybe I will revisit. Curious but do people even like Anime if it is not dubbed in English? It's weird but I have watched a number of films now in the native Japanese and when I recall them in my mind later the dialogue is in English. I think that is very strange. It drives my relatives up the wall when they visit, I'll be watching movies and they're like HOW CAN YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON? All I hear is $#@^%$@%$!$#^^^&^(&(%&^&%%$W%#W%*&^&. LOL. But I can't read any of it for shit. I are IllAter . . . Illiterar . . . uh I'm a retard. Where did I put that drink . . . Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I KNOW A DEAD PARROT WHEN I SEE ONE! Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Americans have no humor We import our humor from Canada. Dan Aykroyd - Canadian John Candy - Canadian Jim Carrey - Canadian Tommy Chong - Canadian Tom Green - Canadian Phil Hartman - Canadian Rick Moranis - Canadian Mike Myers - Canadian Leslie 'I'm not Shirley' Nelson - Canadian Seth Rogen - Canadian Martin Short - Canadian Johnny Knoxville - American What does THAT tell you? Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I wouldn't piss in that man's mouth if he was dying of thirst. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Yes, however due to the treatment of his mother after she used her own money rather than a bail bondsman to raise his bail and get him a lawyer (that he refused), provided him food, shelter and a small stipend. Then took him in twice more after he wrecked her car, tried to get her insurance cancelled, tried to have her committed, hounded her unmercifully for months for the money to get his precious computers only to leave the check behind, along with the numerous excuses, finger-pointing and accusations, ( and this is all stuff he himself has admitted to otherwise I wouldn't even know about it ) I have come to dislike the man. I am still fascinated by him but much like I am fascinated by a sidewinder or a cottonmouth. Add to that the terrible way he has treated our very own Orion Blastar. I mean lots of people treat Blastar badly but Mike professes to be his friend and offers to help him out then turns around and fucks him in the ass each and every time. At the same time he is friends with and vigorously defends NIWS. The final nail in the coffin was his off-handed mention that he regularly downloaded and had a collection of child pornography like it was no big deal. So yes, I am G4C in that I am fascinated by the fucker and I read his walls of text, etc. But truthfully if I seen him begging on the street I would probably take a shit in his collection cup. Hope that clears things up. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' Sad News . . . WinAmp dead at 16 I just heard some sad news on talk radio - popular media player for Windows-based PCs and Android devices, written by Nullsoft was declared dead in the AOL labs this morning. As of December 20th the website will shut down and the software will no longer be available for download. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Kickin' the llama's ass community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy the software, there's no denying its contributions to Internet culture. Truly an American icon and an end to an ERA. A moment of silence Excuse me, *Whippin* the Llamas' ass community I apologize, I'm just so distraught. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Yeah me also. VLC for video but I still have never found something any better or lightweight as WinAmp. "It does what it says on the tin". It doesn't try to be my email client or hook me up with some store. It just plays my freaking music and stays out of my way. Although if I'm not doing anything but playing tunes I do like to run Geiss/ It still trips me out better than any other plugin of that type. Another thing is that WinAmp introduced me to Shoutcast which I don't use much anymore but through Shoutcast I discovered SomaFM and the station Groove Salad which I continue to listen to to this day. Long long before Spotify and Rhapsody and Pandora and LastFM. Shoutcast was delivering me beautiful streaming Internet radio. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! The thing that impressed me about BeOS is In their demos they would show like 3 or 4 videos running simultaneously along with a couple of other audio streams on a regular old skool Pentium PC with no stuttering or lag. At the time it was quite impressive seeing as how I still had difficulty decoding large JPEGS on my machine at the time. These days yeah that wouldn't be any big deal I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! sig test ignore. Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' sig test 2 ignore Seems like in the blink of an eye we went from 'I tried it but I didn't inhale.' to 'Yes, I smoked crack!' I have always personally viewed the existence of the Chinese Nation State as the very epitome of Hubris. As well the American notions of what is 'right' and 'wrong' and their role on the World Stage. What happens when an unstoppable force begins to compete with an immovable object? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Isn't sye from Taiwan and thus against everything Mao stands for? Do you put any thought or research into these screeds or is it all just fresh and unedited from your anus? Not being mean I really am wondering. Perhaps I am mistaken, if so I sincerely and deeply apologize. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I believe sye knows perfectly well how English wor It is only a matter of how people read. You know how in Asian languages a single symbol may have multiple meanings depending on tone and inflection? Imagine English being used the same way. Also I think there is some obfuscation in sye's writing. Remember that freedom of speech is not enjoyed throughout the world and in many places people can and do suffer for things that they write, particularly if what they write about is unpopular or political. Follow the links and see where they lead and make up your own mind. He who has an ear let him hear. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! not reported because it is common knowledge They even talk about him on the late night monologues, can't get more mainstream than that. Also Everybody seems to me to be only those in govt office. From the clips I've seen the gen public loves him. He ain't nothing like Crawford though. "Yes I used crack but it was a poor decision made during a drunken stupor. "I don't need to hire a prostitute in order to eat pussy. I have a wife at home and she gives me all the pussy I can eat." "In answer to your question, no I am not high right now. I'm a little drunk right now but I am absolutely Not High." "Yes I have smoked crack at lunch during the buisness day but I did Not make any important decisions on that day." I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Also that was a Councilor he ran over Not just any lady. Like I said the man is popular, signing autographs etc. And why not. Who among us hasn't shown up at work toasted at least Once in their life? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! WTF does this have to do with The Daily show? They're talking about this fucker on The View for christsakes. Also Stewart has never been all that'funny' (see his numerous comedy films). However, he is much more relevant than O'Reilly or Morgan. More relevant than many on MSNBC and light years ahead of Wolf Blitzer and crew. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! So has everybody and your point is? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Yes it is really sad how those who smoke crack are stigmatized by society. Why can't they realize these individuals unique abilities to innovate and meet challenges? I am watching The Daily Show AT THIS EXACT moment and I see what you mean. His lead story? A rebuttal against the mainstream media and Fox News' attack on his previous rant against Deep Dish Chicago Style Pizza. How lame is that? Of all the things he could cover and spend his limited time on he chooses New York Pizza vs Chicago Pizza? I guess all other problems have been solved. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Not that I have heard, just the OMG HE SMOKES CRACK! AND HE DRINKS! AND HE USES BLUE LANGUAGE IN PUBLIC! As far as I know he is an exemplary Mayor. I think what really gets people (the politicians and kingmakers) is the expectation that based on the allegations his career would implode and he would beg the public for forgiveness just like many other politicians caught in similar scandals. For him to be thumbing his nose at the establishment and worse, the press while failing to show the slightest remorse and through all that fairly well flaunting his behaviour rather than being shamed and all the while holding on to popular support is just absolutely GALLING to TPTB. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Son of a Bitch! I tried to throw it off by having it guess my middle name (which is extremely rare and comes from the name of a minor character in a 50's era Robert Mitchum film. Well fuck me if they didn't get it right the first time through. That is the scariest damn quiz EVER! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! LOL George Hamilton's character in Home from the Hill. Also a name shared with a popular actress 'Charlize'. As for why that particular movie, well no one has ever said for certain, but I have a strong suspicion that I was conceived during the drive-in screening of that film. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I had this strange dream (background, not in the dream) My wife got me a tablet for my birthday a few months back. NOT an Apple device but one of the Android varieties. At first I was skeptical but I started using it and now it has become a constant companion. It has a large 10" hi-res (1920x1280) screen, more RAM than Angelfish's POS. And of course the usual Android type apps. I have added Apps that I find beneficial and it really has become my Personal Assistant in many ways. As most of you already know or have come to realize, these devices are CONSUMER Electronics with emphasis on the CONSUME. While I can certainly work and create content on the device it is extremely tedious and difficult to do. It is much easier to continue to create on my desktop and then transfer files using Dropbox or Google Drive. I also use Teamviewer and can remote control my PC if absolutely needed. But for the most part I am content to consume information primarily, plus make voice notes, take pictures, check email, google shit, etc. It is much more portable than lugging around a laptop or even a notebook and the large screen for me is better than trying to make do with a smartphone. Anyways, I had this strange dream last night that my tablet started to talk. And not just talk but actively engage me in conversation. Going so far as to argue with me and even make corrections in some of my notes and entries! The really weird thing about it was that the personality was that of Orion Blastar! It seems in my twisted subconscious that after his wife kicked him out for browsing K5 he was concerned about becoming homeless. So somehow he had himself 'uploaded' as a digital construct into my tablet! The actual dream was quite long and involved 'Blastar as tablet' and I having numerous and wacky adventures around the globe. In a way it was like I was David Hasselhoff and Blastar was K.I.T.T or maybe more accurate I was Stringfellow Hawke and Blastar was Airwolf. It was pretty cool dream if a little weird. I'm sure that the reason I had the dream was due to the Drama on K5 when Blastar returned as Atari 2600 and because of those commercials i have been seeing about that MAYDAY button, on the Kindle I think it is. I certainly hope that does not become a trend. I don't have any such feature on my tablet but I can see the major mfgs icluding this type of feature going forward. If you aren't aware of what I am referring to here is the ad. It concerns me because this is way more invasive than the GM OnStar or even the Kinect. Often when I am using my tablet I may brush the screen accidentally or perhaps my headphone cord sweeps across or I pick it up and activate something I didn't intend. This happens pretty frequently but mostly it is no big deal or only mildly frustrating. I figure it is something that happens to most tablet users also. Now imagine someone deep in the throes of an intense masturbation session or perhaps just taking a relaxing dump on the toilet. They accidentally brush this Mayday button and BOOM there is someone (probably from the Indian subcontinent (Sabamatchi Sanjayokibarri aka 'Steve Smith in Akron) suddenly critiquing your stroke technique or commenting on your health based on the size and color of your stool! Call me old fashioned or a Luddite but I am just not ready for this! I don't expect it to be any picnic fro the employees of the call center either. I am aware of the depraved individuals who will be hitting that button 24/7/365 in order to have a captive audience for their depraved sexual performances. In addition there will be those lonely pathetic creatures who have no friends who will be hitting this service up just to have someone to talk to. If it wasn't bad enough that they can both see and hear you, according to the ad they can take control of your tablet, changing settings, drawing on the screen and who knows what else. That kind of thing is ripe for ABUSE, what if they start drawing penises on my display. What if it is during a meeting? What if I have my tablet connected to the projector and overtop of my carefully customised Power Point presentation there appear dozens upon dozens of penises?!!! How do I even BEGIN to explain that? I just don't like it. Okay I am through now. If you are wondering why did tdillo post this bullshit, well I am no good at widening pages and I pretty much just wanted to take a dump in trane's Diary just because. I figured this would be somewhat more entertaining to read than whatever economic shit he just pulled out of his ass after fifteen minutes in an online econ course. If not it should be at least slightly better than 80 lines of the word NIGGER repeated. Have a wonderful evening and a great day tomorrow! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I just realized that anything said in German or Arabic sounds threatening like the speaker is angry. Anything spoken in French sounds like a sexy come on. Anything spoken in Italian sounds like a complaint. I don't know what American sounds like to foreign ears but if I were to guess I'd say it probably sounds like a sales pitch spoken by a moron. 'Can you please tell me where the bathroom is? Yes, THUUU BAAAATH RUUUM! WHAARE IZZZ URRR BAAAATH RUUUM?' said slowly and loudly while the speaker waves his hands wildly through the air, briefly pointing at his crotch and finishing up by pantomiming washing his hands I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Where is your bathroom? Wo ist dein Badezimmer? O est votre salle de bains? Dov' il bagno? Whar yore shitter be at hah? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! BTW, Where DID the nearly UNIVERSAL idea (among Americans) get started that by repeating what one says very slowly and loudly that someone who does not understand English will somehow magically gain comprehension? DOOO YOUUU UNNNDER STAAAND THE WOOORDZ THAAAT ARRRE COMMMING OUTTT OFFF MYYY MOOOUTHHH!? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! None of the Above Better to die of Horsecock AIDS than to be a Console Peasant! Bow before the Magnificence that is the Glorius PC Gaming Master-race! All Hail Gaben! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Fuck Yeah man, Interplay! Westwood Studios! Origin! Sierra! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! snitchs are bitches they get stitches and end up in ditches. What happens on K5 STAYS on K5* except when it doesn't I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Sue your wife for Alimony Take the house. I know the bitch usually gets that shit but in this case she is the breadwinner and you are the dependent so she needs to provide for you in the manner to which you have become accustomed. Seriously. You've been taken advantage of at every turn well now it is time that the Worm Turns. Don't make excuses dude, do it. Get a lawyer and fucking take her ass to the cleaners. Hell go for child custody and have her pay support also! Fucking TAKE WHAT IS YOURS for a change instead of rolling over like a good little doggie. You can probably live pretty good with your disability and get on all kinds of programs you didn't qualify for before. Now that you don't have all the brother-in-laws and grandmas and assorted other relatives sponging off you. You can get you a fucking NICE RIG a goddamn Battlestation with more cores than Carter has pills. One that you have to wear hearing protection just from the whir of the fans. A Machine that can heat a whole goddamn apartment complex. And fucking triple 65" Monitors for FULL MOTHER FUCKING IMMERSION. Hell Yeah! Man, this could be the BEST FUCKING DAY of YOUR LIFE. Or it could be the start of downward spiral into madness culminating in self destruction. It's your call. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Dude I'm like Mother Fucking Judge Joe Brown I'm Promoting Manhood. Man Up My Nigga! Got 99 Problems and you know what one ain't . . . I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I read your link, good on you. You may be disabled but you ain't broken. Good luck with whatever you decide. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Not bathing regularly works well also. Your earlier comment above about the "look" reminds me of when C&C went to see Tom Skerrit in Up in Smoke. When Cheech tells Chong not to look at Strawberry's neck (because of the birthmark) and Skerrit is giving Chong the wild eye then he asks 'What are you looking at?' and Chong is like Uh nothing man, then he looks at Cheech and goes, I wasn't looking at his neck man! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! There are popups on the net that try to trick you Saying you have a virus and enticing you to click for a "free scan". But you can tell right off these are bogus because they usually show something like the C drive and other Win-dos type stuff rather than Apple. However, there does exist malware for mac. Rare I believe but it does exist. Now I know nothing about good software for mac, however there is a program that is known reliable for win pc called Avast! And they have a version for mac that is free so I figure it should be as good for mac and doesn't cost anything to try. Norton also of course is the MS Office of av but I think it is a bit over-bloated and sometimes the cause of more problems than it solves on the windows platform. Still. If you want that level of paid protection they also have a mac client. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Sorry http://www.avast.com/free-antivirus-mac I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Good question. For me I don't think anything would change because I don't beleive I am going to Hell and in fact I don't beleive in Hell at all. In the Bible what I understand from MY reading is that those who do not pass, those whose names are not in the book of life are going to be destroyed. Yes thrown into the pit where there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth but according to Jesus those souls will DIE as in Permanent Death. Burned up like chaff. The "Good" or "Saints" or whatever you like, those that are in the Book of Life do not 'Go to Heaven'. In fact it specifically says that New Jerusalem is coming HERE. Descending like a damn Holy Starship and it will land here and it will light the entire world, seeing as how the sun and the moon no longer exist. I'm just saying that is what it says. You can read it for yourself. Whether you actually beleive in The Bible or not, it's right there, black and white. Well there is a little more to it but nothing like the 'Hollywood' version. The Catholics come up with all this bullshit about souls flying to Heaven and having to wait in the Holy Immigration Office of Purgatory and the whole chilling in Hell while a Demon pokes you in the ass with a pitchfork. As well as the idea of fucks chilling on a damn cloud till the heat death of the Universe. None of that shit is in the Bible. Not a single bit. It is all pulled from the ass of some Pope or Cardinal somewhere when he was trying to answer a difficult question like 'If a baby doesn't get Baptised does it automatically go to Hell?' Because you know they beleive in Original Sin so no free pass for babies. They come up with the nonesense of celibate priests and all the other fucked up shit that gives Religion a bad fucking rep these days. Anyways that is a rant for another time. So yeah, I would not change a thing. Now lets go a little further and say somehow an Angel came down and TOLD me for a fact that I'm going to Hell. I still wouldn't change much. I don't beleive I would--one can never be absolutely SURE until it happens--because I would still have HOPE. Everyone has heard the parable about the rich and the camel through the eye of the needle. But most don't know the rest of the parable. Because Jesus didn't stop there. He said that and his apostles were like Well in that case who CAN be saved? You know because that is a pretty high bar there. But then Jesus says, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible." So I know that no matter what, ...with God ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE" so I would have Hope. You see, I don't behave the way I do because I fear Hell and Eternal Damnation. I behave the way I do because I love the Lord with all my heart and with all my soul. And just like I wouldn't intentional do things that would upset my earthly, biological father, I also endeavor not to do things that would upset my heavenly father either. I'm not always successful and I often have to ask for forgiveness, after all, I'm no angel nor a saint, just human. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! That may be true, and I wouldn't argue with it. Okay, my main problem is that there is the Word of God and then there is what Colbert would call the Truthiness of God. I call it the Hollywood version. Anyways some stories that are taught in the Catholic church are nowhere to be found in the Bible. And other things, for example Priestly Celibacy are in opposition to what the bible teaches. Whether you are a believer or a non-believer it can be a problem. Like people arguing over the attributes of Thor's Hammer, Mjlnir, when one is basing their argument on what they read in the comic and the other based on what he saw in the movie and neither one realizing they are arguing over a character created by Marvel Comics and completely ignorant of the Norse God Thor who bears little to no resemblance to either one. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! 1st Timothy 3 A bishop (priest) then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, ... Genesis 9:7 As for you, be fruitful and multiply, teem on the Earth and multiply in in it. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! A 2? A fucking 2? What the fuck is that k31? I can understand a 3. Three is either I like what you said or I agree or I'm glad that you contributed. A 1? Well a one can mean, I don't agree with what you said, Or eat shit, fuck off and die, preferably in a horrible manner while choking on your cock. A zero is pretty self explanatory and means that whatever you commented is spam or functionally in the same class as spam in other words complete shit not fit for consumption. But a fucking TWO? That DESERVES an explanation dawg. Obviously you didn't think it was absolute shit but it motivated you just enough to click a radio button so it is a little bit more than just a meh. I demand satisfaction, SIR! Pistols at dawn! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Interesting, thank you for the reply. Definitely some food for thought. Thanks! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You can write about this stuff but leave out the negativity. No don't go the other way and be all rainbows and ponies but all this this was broke and that was shit, well fuck that. I mean, I don't care for Apple for a number of reasons but I can recognize where they do things right. And Windows, they up until the last five years or so been a virtual Monopoly. Now true some of that is because of the Microsoft Tax but Even people who are aware that alternate OSs exist often run Windows. It can't be all that bad. Like Crawford he also tells us a bunch of things we already know like he is revealing some secret. Well sure, that shit impresses the Muggles but we are all computer literate and we watched or read Pirates of Silicon Valley and had Dr Dobbs and BYTE subscriptions so all that shit we already been there and bought the shirt off Think Geek. Tell us something we don't know. Or make something up that isn't based on or a rehash of some comic book or TV Show. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Good News The last time this happened to a kuron he ended up going on a bar-hopping world tour that culminated in him finding a soul-mate in Shanghai that fucks his eyeballs out of his skull on a regular basis. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! step 1: stay away from k5 It will eat you up and spit you out. How many kurons have we lost to suicide? How many kurons are now incarcerated? Even kurons that survive it's mind twisting evil it damages, see crawford, ghost of tiber, channel, del, sgt york, etc. Some are so damaged they can only communicate in one line comments babbling about basic incomes and moocs. Others are so broken they can barely communicate in plain english any longer. See sye and united fools Many more only emerge into sanity to remind us to set our clocks or to continuously threaten to leave the site. The only ones who seem unaffected are those whose souls are already so corrupt it makes little difference. I refer you to the truely depraved, those like holly hop drive, tdillo, lil debbie, localroger, etc. Those who have dwelt in darkness so long they are beyond redemption. Need I continue? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! He doesn't have to worry about working He gets that good Basic Income. And without the house and his wife's income he would probably qualify for Public or better Section 8 housing. Also Medicaid and Medicare along with Food Stamps. Free clothes and access to the Food pantry. Apply for a free Obama phone with free minutes and don't forget the handicap sticker and the Hover-round scooter. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Hey Blastar! Welcome back! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Not a lie, that is exactly what Crawfuck said He didn't say he was reporting it either, he said he was going to report it when he located the source. Further, he didn't come up with the 'I'm only doing this to root out evil' excuse until AFTER he admitted to DLing CP. In fact he only mentioned the CP stuff rather offhandedly. As in a manner that implied he didn't think it was that big a deal and wouldn't be viewed as strange by the average kuron. It wasn't until he was called out on it that he started with excuses and stories about how he was in the videos etc. etc. Go ahead, prove me wrong. I dare you. I triple dog dare you. And no, a one line reply in the format: Solution:Gov't should provide a Basic CP ration$ will not suffice. I know because I was there. I read what he posted when he posted it. I know what he said and what he claimed. You can't come back and rewrite history. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Can't do it can you? You lose. I'm not using hearsay but what was actually posted straight from the Crawford. Sorry guy. You can post one-line replies all day it won't change the FACTS. Have a NICE day amigo. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I admit, trane is the Master Trollah of Rock-n-rol The very best kind, never breaks character. Minimum amount off effort, (one line replies shorter than a twitter post) finely crafted to elicit the maximum amount of bitage. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I don't understand what you mean? Trane, (short for Coltrane) whose IRL name has been revealed but I ain't repeating, stopped posting when he reached exactly 10000 comments. He then began posting under the nom de plume of donnalee a short form of Donna Lee, the title of a classic jazz standard composed by Miles Davis. His donnalee account got banhammered when he and Homo King got into it and they started doxing each other. Now he posts under the name Edmund Blackadder. He may have other dupe puppets I don't really know. I don't know if the blackadder name has any tie to jazz but it wouldn't surprise me. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Oh, Well I suppose it is possible But I doubt it. I think there is an actual former crack-smoker and academic failure that keeps exotic birds and codes AI agents in ruby in his spare time. On the other hand, I think that MAYBE that person is now trolling US (as in K5) with all the one-line non-sequitur comments concerning Basic Income and Deficits that Don't Matter etc. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Lolipop companies report sharp drop in hits. Along with stores selling Cherry Pie and fishing supply outlets. Owners baffled. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Add section in the modsub called Poll Queue Members submit polls to the queue and after a certain amount of time they post and replace the current poll or don't. I think rusty has it rigged though so that no matter what we don't have anything new on the FrontPage. The most current article is from last Spring and the Poll is from last year. To J. Random visitor this site looks more dead and abandoned than a tripod account. I don't even think NBOW's article will make it to FP. Section maybe but I still think it is rigged. Somebody would have to be curious and actually poke around before they noticed us maggots writhing underneath in the Diary ghetto. This way rusty can have it all ways with the minimum amount of fuss. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Smells like Riddick creeping back maybe? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! How G+ Works Works fine, lasts long time, kuron-proof, don't fuck with it. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Would you like to Hangout with The Empire$? Send photos or emoji to The Empire$. Message The Empire$ even if they're not connected right now. You can set up a voice call with The Empire$. Hangout works with Android and Apple devices so you can always connect with The Empire$ and no one feels left out. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I have a rocketmail acct with my handle as primary. I've had it since like 95 or 96 so it comes in handy. But for personal-professional stuff i opened an outlook acct (previously known as Hotmail) with my real name at outlook.com. It looks really good because biz peeps see Outlook and they identify immediately. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Irish Baby Bacon, Jonathan Swift Thanks for the tip. I don't know that 7 is more reliable it is just that 8 is like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. You got Chocolate (Metro) wrapped around Peanut Butter (Standard Windows). Unplug all the things and plug them back in to make sure it is all tight. Read it back on speakerphone at high volume. Slowly. Then spell it out letter by letter. Too expensive to automate when labor is so cheap in Hell. Plus there is an art to poking well that just cannot be replicated by machine. Do you always act like such a whipped bitch doing whatever the boss tells you to do? Whenever I see an Orion Slave Girl that music from TOS starts to play in my head . . . tambourines shake, the bongos kick in and dum dad da da da da dum, da da da dah da . . .You have to put it in the HOSTS file not just in the address bar of your browser. Even though you are convinced that the sound came over your headphones it could've been something a part of your brain mixed in with the signal of the headphones. You may have been subconsciously aware but not consciously aware of the bus' impending arrival Who knows? Personally in my world, a glitch in my personal matrix. I wouldn't worry about it unless it started happening like ALL THE TIME. skrzzzt Get your change out. Woah! What the . . .? skrzzzt Take the bus to 21st. Why would I ... skrzzzt In the alley behind the shop there you'll find a chainsaw, a clown suit and a monkey mask . . .I don't know what the fuck is going on but I reckon there is plenty more web out there. That's my opinion anyways. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Why you shouldn't fart In the Apple Store. Because they don't have Windows. Bah-dum Tishhh Dilbert was on POINT yesterday. It was a normal three panel but the joke was all in the first two. All else was superfluous. PHB: I see myself as a leader in the mold of Steve Jobs. Alice: Try rinsing your body with vinegar, that might remove the mold. laughtrack This one is for Harry B'otch: A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. What is your favorite joke, limerick, etc? Go ahead, Make My Day. Poll --> Loudly and Often But bewarest thou ye open flame! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Grab him boys! He's a virgin! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Now you DO sound like Crawford An excuse for every little fucking thing. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! What about that brother-in-law? Or any of the other extended family you got? They can't do you the favor of mailing a simple fucking letter? Or maybe picking you up a book of stamps? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Hi! I'm a necrophilliac! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Basic Income Closer to Reality Than You May Think What is Basic Income? Basic Income is a proposed policy that would see the state provide a regular income payment to every adult citizen, with no conditions attached. Such a payment would be enough to meet basic needs for a frugal lifestyle, and would largely replace welfare, food stamps, and public pensions. It would also augment the income of poorly paid employed people, and provide a safety net for those with irregular incomes. Basic Income is sometimes described as a citizen's income or a social dividend, and is usually understood to be universal, unconditional, and guaranteed. NY Times: Switzerland's Proposal to Pay People For Being Alive The proposal is, in part, the brainchild of a German-born artist named Enno Schmidt, a leader in the basic-income movement. He knows it sounds a bit crazy. He thought the same when someone first described the policy to him, too. "I tell people not to think about it for others, but think about it for themselves," Schmidt told me. "What would you do if you had that income? What if you were taking care of a child or an elderly person?" Schmidt said that the basic income would provide some dignity and security to the poor, especially Europe's underemployed and unemployed. It would also, he said, help unleash creativity and entrepreneurialism: Switzerland's workers would feel empowered to work the way they wanted to, rather than the way they had to just to get by. He even went so far as to compare it to a civil rights movement, like women's suffrage or ending slavery. Simple Solution to Ending Poverty A simple idea for eliminating poverty is garnering greater attention in recent weeks: automatically have the government give every adult a basic income. Real wages have been stagnant in America for decades now and income inequality has grown immensely.In the aftermath of the Great Recession, it's only gotten worse. The Census Bureau reported in September that the 15 percent of Americans (46.5 million) live below the poverty line. Government benefits like food stamps and TANF help lift some of them above the line, but millions still live below it. How would it work? It's exactly how it sounds. The government would mail every American over the age of 21 a check each month. That's it. Everyone is free to do what they like with it. Frequently Asked Questions About Basic Income I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Good on you for supporting the independence of those who have chosen to embrace true FREEDOM and eschew the burdens of modern day life such as a residence, personal hygiene, clean clothing and food. You sir, (or madam as the case may be) are truly an American Hero. I salute you! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Give the bastard his dirty nigger shoes back. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Hell I love facefuck I keep in touch with relatives without having to ever get close. It's a hoot, most of them are on government programs of one kind or another but they support the Tea Party. Got one that is a minister and him and his minister buddies get on there and post all kinds of racist and sexist shit. Bashing the poor and just generally upholding the very finest of Christian values. I asked 'em if they had a white hood to match their collar. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I treat facebook as kind of a visual IM Like you, I find the most important posts are the pictures of the grandchild and nieces, nephews, etc. I try to ignore the religious and political posts except when they go off the deep end and I often can't resist the opportunity to troll a bit. As for friending randoms I find it helps if you have a policy. I don't friend request randoms and I don't accept friend requests from randoms. I usually say i only accept requests from family. If they say something I just tell them that is my policy. If they don't like it oh well. Most people understand though if I tell them that though. (Even if it isn't strictly true, it is mostly true) I used to hate FB and thought it was really stupid but now that I use it and I have taken control of my wall and stuff it is pretty useful. I don't play any games and I hide all the game stuff. I don't spend much time with it either. And I generally like to use the private message/chat feature more than posting general status updates. I have thought about getting a twitter account since I think of it like I used to think of Facebook. I thought maybe I'm missing something that could turn out top be useful. But I started looking into it and I just can't see any value that twitter would add to my life. Skype is the same. I put Skype on but I only use it once in a great while. It's easier and less hassle to just use Facebook. Google+ is completely useless as a social site. I use it like I used to use Google Reader. I follow the sites and authors I like and can pull it up to get a quick little overview of things going on. Well that's all MEEEEE! Maybe someone can get something useful out of that pile. One thing I'll tell you though is whether you decide to go it doesn't make much difference. You survived for many years without it. If you decide to stay then take control of your feed, if you don't like it freakin hide it. Again, it's just another website. Mostly Harmless I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! New Ringtones! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Orally fixated FTW I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! dirty deeds done dirt cheap I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! If antiChrist met Christ Wouldn't it result in a mutual annihilation? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Sucks to be a poor American or even middle class as they race to the bottom. Wealthy Americans having the time of their lives. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Damn dude, you're getting a little creepy. Like you're vicariously fucking his wife or something. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! SIMS 3 HAS YOUR BACK I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Makeup! Jeez, looks like the Enterprise is crewed by crack ho's & meth addicts. Otherwise not extremely bad. The guy who plays Spock though needs some lessons. Half his lines are delivered with his face hidden. On the real show the actors always stand in a way where they show their face as they deliver their lines. Even when Nimoy was looking in that viewer thingy he would turn his head slightly to say 'unknown'.@ I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Orange Is the New Black I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Aw, did the mean old teacher give you a bad grade on your crayon drawing? Did they hurt the poor lil snowflake's feelings? You were the annoying little tard that would never shut up in class weren't you? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! It said 'current liabilities' So I would think that meant liabilities they were responsible for at this point in time. Not 20 years from now. Which would be easy to figure. (Current payouts + overhead) * 105% right? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Video removed for violating YouTube there were many red flag touches. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Ahhh, and again Porn is at the forefront of technology. Would the Web and Internet even exist in its current form today if not for the pioneering efforts of the pornographers? I kinda doubt it. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Jealousy Much? Solution: Kill Yourself before it gets worse. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Arguing with trane Blackadder is like arguing with a bot. There is no intelligence there. Everything is pre-programmed and triggered by keywords. You can't reason with him, not because he is like MDC and thinks he knows everything but because there is nothing there with which to reason. Just a big switch. . .case structure and nested If. . .Then's. I'm not even sure he bothers to post anymore, he just gave his account to his AI agents and let them go nuts. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! thank you for supplying yet more evidence mr bot You should get an award, you could damn near pass a Turing test. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! In all honesty? Not really, no. I can get 10 to 15 miles down the highway before I realize the blinker is still on. But at least I'm human and not just a set of subroutines like yourself. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Riddick's Jimmie Status: Xtremely Rustled I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I can submit it to and then get laughed at . . . I heard of this one site called kuro5hin.org that sounds like it would fit that description. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! 4thelulz? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Good Luck especially kicking the cigs, that can be tough whether one is mentally ill or not. I can tell you though that you will feel better if you are successful. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! A most elegant diagnosis Dr Drive. It is no wonder that you are considered one of the world's foremost experts in this field. To be able to make such a judgement based on a third hand account without any other knowledge of the patient is truly a gift. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! As a Man, a hardy specimen of the Male species I am fully qualified to pass judgement on anything and anyone I wish at any time. This is one of my many benefits of being a Member of the White Male race in our patriarchal rape culture. You, on the other hand, being a member of the fragile, weak and often hysterical Female species are fully qualified to make me a sammich. As for my experiences of taking birth control, I don't really believe in birth control. I only take the Pill for the purpose of having a lighter and less painful period each month. I also find it helps to keep my skin clearer. Next question please. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Jesus died for your sins Angelfish He loves you very much and he wants you to be happy. And it is very easy for you to do so. You only have to acknowledge that Jesus Christ is your Lord and savior. Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved. I know you are lonely, and hurting, empty and lost. Accept Jesus into your heart and he will be your companion. He will comfort you. He will fill you with the Holy Spirit and he will show you the way. Do it today Angelfish, accept Jesus and be Born Again this very day! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Yeah but my gas tank doesn't erupt in a fiery ball visible from space if I run over a beer can. In fact, I have personally collided with an object as substantial as a Texas Oak Tree at high speed (>65 mph) and while the vehicle was totaled and I myself ended up pretty fucked-up as well, there was no fire, nor explosion*. I reckon if I had been driving a Tesla at the time the results may have been somewhat different. *The tree was pretty much unharmed except for some slight bark damage. They grow them bastards tough. Also in case any one is wondering, alcohol was not a factor. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Well of course LR, I'm exaggerating for effect but I've been in some wrecks, and I know people that has been in some wrecks and except for my buddy back in the day driving that Pinto absolutely none have caught fire as a result. I'm not saying it NEVER happens, obviously it does but it isn't all that easy to do. Also the gas tank is totally not protected. I have removed and replaced a few in my lifetime. They have a thin shell that can be easily penetrated or ruptured and they're usually connected to the vehicle with two 2" metal straps. They just hang there with nothing to protect them from getting hit with rocks and random road debris. While the road debris that caused the Tesla fire(s) were a bit bigger and heavier than a beer can they were pretty much small chunks of metal that probably wouldn't even have phased a Pinto. As for these batteries being less understood, I think they are well understood. This isn't new tech, it's been in use for decades. And as you pointed out these types of batteries whether on a small or large scale have a history of "going ballistic" as you say. Perhaps that problem will be solved or perhaps like using Hydrogen in the Zeppelin it is a problem inherent in the medium and we'll need to look for alternatives. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! What Is Basic Income? Basic Income is a proposed policy that would see the state provide a regular income payment to every adult citizen, with no conditions attached. Such a payment would be enough to meet basic needs for a frugal lifestyle, and would largely replace welfare, food stamps, and public pensions. It would also augment the income of poorly paid employed people, and provide a safety net for those with irregular incomes. Basic Income is sometimes described as a citizen's income or a social dividend, and is usually understood to be universal, unconditional, and guaranteed. What are the benefits of basic income? Basic income has many benefits over our current system. These include, in no particular order: An elimination of the "unemployment trap". Under current systems, when someone gets a job they lose most of their welfare payments. This means they can go from not working at all to working a full week, but not earn much more than they did previously, which acts as a disincentive to work. Under basic income, when people got a job they would retain the same basic income payment, with their salary added to it, so this disincentive no longer exists. A reduction in government bureaucracy. A lot of government workers are required to ensure that welfare recipients are not claiming their benefits fraudulently, and administer the complicated system of welfare payments and tax credits. A basic income would hugely simplify the welfare system by replacing most of these benefits, which would reduce its administrative cost significantly. A government guarantee of a minimum living standard. Basic income proposals recognize that people should be entitled to a certain basic standard of living, regardless of whether the prevailing economic conditions allow them to achieve this standard through the labor market. Increased bargaining power for workers. As workers will be able to afford to refuse a job if it is low-paid or has poor conditions, firms will be forced to improve the employment conditions and wages for their workers. This will happen as a natural result of negotiation between firms and workers, and will not require further government intervention. Less need for government regulations on the labor market. Policies such as the minimum wage will become less necessary with the basic income, as people will already get enough money to live on from the basic income, and negotiating power for workers will increase. This will allow the government to remove some of the regulations on the labor market, creating a freer market and providing benefits for both employers and employees. Improved mental health and security. Mental health is one of the largest public health problems in most developed countries. The knowledge that the basic income will ensure a basic standard of living in any circumstances will provide a sense of mental security, especially when the economy is performing poorly. The removal of various dehumanizing tests and stigmatization of anyone who receives welfare payments will also serve to improve mental health. Stable costs over time. Current welfare schemes have costs that fluctuate significantly with the performance of the economy, and are increasing as populations age and more people leave the workforce. The costs of basic income schemes would not see this fluctuation, as the basic income is paid to all adults regardless of whether they are in the labor force or not. Ability to deal with widespread unemployment. Some people argue that, with the development of new automation technology and the increase in the labor force due to globalization, rates of unemployment in developed countries are likely to stay high and increase in coming years. This would impose a significant increased cost on current schemes, but as spending from the basic income would not increase, this system would be more able to cope with the change. Redistribution from capital to labor. Even if technology doesn't lead to high unemployment, it may well lead to lower wages and greater inequality. Capital - equipment and machinery that helps to produce things - is now creating a greater share of output compared to labor - human workers. This allows business owners, who own the capital, to pay workers the same or less while more is produced, so they make more profit for themselves. We are already seeing that output per worker is increasing, while workers' wages are not. In the long term, this will mean that business owners make more and more money, while those who don't own capital will make less and less. Basic income alleviates this by taxing the rich (who will probably own capital) and giving money to the poor (who probably won't), even if they can't find a job. Increased numbers of small businesses. Many people may currently be discouraged from leaving their job to start their own business, as if the venture fails they will have no source of income. The basic income would provide income to these people, so more people would feel able to start businesses, which could only increase innovation and competition in the economy. Increased charitable work. Much work in the charitable sector and other vocations (e.g. open-source programming or the arts) is socially beneficial but not reliably profitable, so people have to do it in their spare time, along with a traditional job. A basic income would allow these people to spend more time on beneficial but unprofitable work, which would benefit society as a whole. Increased numbers of people in jobs they enjoy. As people will not be forced to take on a job, they will be more able to find a job that they enjoy (or that pays well enough to offset their lack of enjoyment). Having people in jobs that suit them better will help to improve mental health, as well as leading to an improved quality of goods and services. Financial independence for all adults. Every adult will be entitled to the basic income independently of any other people. This means they cannot be controlled or manipulated by someone through control of their finances, potentially allowing people in abusive relationships to escape them more easily. Prevention of generational theft. Most western countries already provide basic income to people of retired age. But, if a nation or its socialized retirement program goes bankrupt, or the socialized retirement program otherwise becomes unaffordable, in 20 or 30 years (due to fiscal mismanagement or simple birth rate demographics) then it is to the great advantage of current benefit recipients, and at the total cost to those who pay into the benefits today with the false promise of receiving them in the future. If entitlements are unaffordable/unsustainable, then the only fair solution is to provide the funds equally today. How much would the basic income be? The 2013 Alaska Permanent Fund amount is $900 per eligible citizen. "To be eligible for a PFD, you must have been an Alaska resident for the entire calendar year preceding the date you apply for a dividend and intend to remain an Alaska resident indefinitely at the time you apply for a dividend." To most, such figures represent a basic income in concept only. Charles Murray in Guaranteed Income as a Replacement for the Welfare State introduced the figure of $10,000, "as a place to begin discussion," never really intending for it to be taken as a serious final number. "In the United States, a GI of $10,000 per year for all adults aged twenty-one years and older will cost no more than the projected cost of the current system as of 2011. By 2028, it will cost more than a trillion dollars less per year than the projected costs of the current system." Similarly, numbers just at or below the antiquated federal poverty level are generally considered illustrative rather than practical for legislative purposes. In 2005, the BIG Pilot Project in Namibia began as the result of the proposal that, "A monthly cash grant of not less than N$100 (~13 US$) should be paid to every Namibian." Here we begin to see the concept of local context emerge. Indexing basic income to the real economy is vital to it's credibility and viability. The 2013 Swiss basic income guarantee referendum is for CHF 2,500 francs (approximately USD $2,800/mo). It remains to be learned where this number is derived. If you have that information, by all means, please edit this entry. Most serious economists and pragmatic politicians agree that a meaningful basic income figure must reflect a truly livable income that is indexed to the real economy, not to some arbitrary static number, such as a static "federal poverty level" (presently approximately USD $12,000) that fails to be revisited and updated in any kind of logical or consistent manner. Mathematical proposals to match the national mean income, or index the basic income to a percentage of the median or modal figures are both more rational and sustainable. Using these measures, we come up with potential basic income numbers in the range of USD $2,100 to $2,800 per month, in 2013 dollars. The following are only ballpark figures, sourced from WolframAlpha: U.S. median income &pipe; $52762 /yr Indexed at 40% (52762/12)*.4 = $1,758.73/mo Indexed at 50% (52762/12)*.5 = $2,198.42/mo Indexed at 60% (52762/12)*.6 = $2,638.10/mo U.S. per capita mean income &pipe; $27,915 /yr Computes to 2013 USD $2,326.25/mo U.S. median wage &pipe; $33,190 /yr Computes to 2013 USD $2,765/mo The legislated number for the initial U.S. BIG remains to be determined, but we hope that these data will provide a solid foundation from which to derive, calculate, and negotiate. Is this similar to a negative income tax? A negative income tax is a proposal to include negative rates of income tax for people earning below a certain level. A level of income would be set at which you pay zero tax; if you earn more than this you pay tax, but if you earn less you would receive payments. Like basic income, this would not have any conditions (e.g. having to work to get the payment) but unlike basic income, the payments are dependent on income. However, a negative income tax can be set up so that it provides the same amount of money as a basic income. This is because a basic income scheme would require higher tax rates than a negative income tax, as it involves paying every citizen. A NIT would have lower tax rates but provide less money, so these two could balance out in such a way that every citizen has the same amount of money that they would with a basic income. There are pros and cons to both approaches: a basic income would involve giving money to people who don't need it, which people might consider unfair even though they are repaying the money through their tax, while a negative income tax could lead to stigmatization of people who receive payments, as the payments would not be universal. Who supports the basic income guarantee? Basic income, and the similar proposal of a negative income tax, have a range of supporters from across the political spectrum. Some of these supporters and links to their arguments in favour of basic income are given below. A growing number of today's best thinkers are rapidly joining the long history of leading thinkers in advocating this policy. Martin Luther King Jr. (also video) Desmond Tutu Paul Krugman, @NYTimeskrugman (Nobel Prize winning economist) Umair Haque, @umairh (Harvard Business School Economist) Recent Mentions: "it's a no-brainer" &pipe; "the next big social issue" &pipe; "but it'll never happen" &pipe; if WE don't make it happen. Erik Brynjolfsson, @erikbryn (MIT Economist, Author, "Race Against the Machine") Milton Friedman J. K. Galbraith F. A. Hayek Bertrand Russell (see the last paragraph of chapter IV for a summary) Robert Skidelsky (Skip to the section "Working Less") John Stuart Mill (Chapter I: Of Property 4) Thomas Paine Charles Murray (Warning: PDF) Phillipe Van Parijs Guy Standing (video: Why the Precariat Requires a Basic Income) Hugh Segal Daniel Raventos I believe in [insert ideology]. Why should I support a basic income guarantee? The following brief arguments are taken verbatim from this article, which provides various arguments from different political perspectives. Fairness Property is a social construct legally enforced by the government. If all people are considered equal, then absent any other considerations, each person should have an equal amount of property. So material equality should be the default. In a free market economy with a basic income at or below the highest sustainable rate, those who choose to live off of the basic income are not living off of the work of others. Rather, they are l$iving off of less than their "fair share" of property and allowing the extra to be used by those who choose to work. Utilitarianism The free market is the greatest generator of wealth ever devised. Money is the most effective means of socially producing utility, as it allows each individual to obtain whatever needs and wants they subjectively require. However, one dollar in the hands of a poorer person produces greater utility than a dollar in the hands of a richer person, because the richer person can fulfill more of their more important needs and wants with the rest of their money than the poorer person can. So the transfer of money from a richer person to a poorer person increases overall utility. The government is incompetent at running people's lives or regulating the economy, but the one thing it can do effectively is mail out checks. A basic income is most effective means of transferring money from the richer to the poorer with the least government interference and the least work disincentive. The natural limit on the amount of the basic income is the point where the work disincentive from the required taxes reduces wealth the point where the basic income would have to be reduced. Keynesianism Keynesian economics works when implemented correctly. But properly implementing Keynesian economics is politically very difficult. It requires politicians who are willing to spend a lot of money on stimulus when the government appears broke, and then turn around and become deficit hawks when the government is rolling in cash and everyone wants a piece of the pie. A basic income funded primarily from an income tax would become a massive institutionalized entitlement expected by the population whose cost would automatically increase and decrease in direct opposition to the economy. As unemployment rises, the number of net receivers goes up, and as unemployment falls, so will the number of net receivers. Keynes once famously said that the government should pay people to dig holes and fill them back up again. But why waste people's time? Anyone who sits on the couch and watches TV while living off of a basic income will contribute as much to society as the hole diggers. And anyone who does anything more productive will create a net good for society. Human Rights Poverty is not a natural tragedy like cancer or earthquakes. Poverty is a human caused tragedy like slavery or government oppression. Slavery is caused by societal recognition of humans as property. Government oppression is caused by governments punishing people for their beliefs or characteristics, and without due process of law. Poverty is caused by property laws that deny some people access to necessities. These types of tragedies can be ended by recognizing that humans have the right not to be subjected to tortuous conditions imposed by other humans. Humans have a right not to live in slavery. Humans have a right to be free of government oppression. And humans have a right not to live in poverty. A basic income is not a strategy for dealing with poverty; it it the elimination of poverty. The campaign for a basic income is a campaign for the abolition of poverty. It is the abolitionist movement of the 21st century. Georgism/Geolibertarianism Property is a product of creation, not of mere use. "I made this." confers property rights, "Tag! It's mine!" does not. Things that exist as a product of your labor must be yours, and for anyone else to appropriate them is to make you their slave. Land and natural resources, however, are not the products of people, but of nature or God. They are gifts to all of humanity. Individual property in land and natural resources may be practical or useful, but it is still theft. Utility might justify this theft, but compensation is still required. As the appropriation was done without consent, the compensation must be in the form that offers the greatest choice of use to the victims. That form is cash. The most efficient arrangement for payment is for the takers to pay the full rental or use value to a single entity which can then divide the proceeds equally among the population. Taxes are the tribute I pay to you for displacing you from land, the basic income is your dividend. Transhumanism/Futurology Two hundred thousand years ago humans lived in hunter-gather societies. About 10 thousand years ago, humans began to live in agricultural societies, and then about 300 years ago, humans began to live in industrial societies. Since 30 to 50 years ago, we have lived in a service society. Theoretically, the last economic stage of society is a leisure society, where most people either work in the artistic or scientific fields, or do not work at all. So far, each phase has lasted only a small fraction of the time of the previous phase. If that pattern holds, service societies should last less than two generations, a time period nearing its end. Right now, worker productivity is advancing faster than the need for workers, and robots are inhabiting labs in research hospitals and at DARPA. It is time to prepare for a society in which we simply do not need everyone to work. A basic income will be needed to provide a living for people, and to provide customers for business. Conservatism The welfare state may not be the society we would have created, but it has been here for 4 generations, people have come to expect and rely on it, and it would be extremely disruptive to society to get rid of it. But while we may not be able to get rid of the welfare state, we can reform it. The current welfare state necessitates an immense and expensive bureaucracy, it is prohibitively complicated for some of its intended beneficiaries to navigate, it puts bureaucrats in charge of the lives of the poor, it creates perverse incentives for people to avoid work and to remain poor, and it arbitrarily allows some people to fall through the cracks. A basic income would correct all of these problems. A basic income is simple to administer, treats all people equally, retains all rewards for hard work, savings, and entrepreneurship, and trusts the poor to make their own decisions about what to do with their money, taking these decisions out of the hands of paternalistic elitist politicians. Feminism Patriarchy has put the world's wealth in the hands of men, prevented women from being professionals and entrepreneurs, forced poor women into dead-end second-class labor jobs, and forced all women to become unpaid domestic servants and caretakers of the young, elderly, and disabled of their families. Women have been forced to be financially dependent on fathers or husbands who are often abusive. A basic income would change all of this. A basic income would be a massive transfer of wealth from men to women. Women would be free of financial dependence on any man, and the young, elderly, and disabled would all be fully supported. Women could afford to leave abusive husbands, those who chose to be caretakers would be fully compensated, and no woman would be forced into a dead-end job, and would instead be able to pursue her own financial goals as she saw fit. Libertarianism While it may have been theoretically possible to acquire property in a just manner soon after humans evolved, none was. Every square inch of inhabited land on earth can trace its title back to someone who acquired the land by force. All land titles on Earth are soaked in blood. And not just land titles. Thanks to past government spending, targeted tax breaks, intellectual property, corporate charters, slavery, and meddling regulations, no property or wealth can be said to have been justly acquired. If we assume that those who have the least are greatest net victims, a basic income would provide the best possible rectification with the least government control, producing the least unjust system of property distribution possible in the real world. Liberalism/Social Democracy A basic income would correct or ameliorate many inequities and inefficiencies inherent in market capitalism. The wages of unskilled and semi-skilled workers would rise as those who enjoy and are good at such work will no longer have to compete against those who are forced to seek such work out of financial necessity. The wages of highly skilled workers will fall as more people are able to take the time necessary to gain the skills to compete for those jobs, lowering the cost of legal, financial, and health care services. A guaranteed income will soften the blow to workers displaced by advancing technology and the creative destruction of the market. Job seekers will be able to take the time necessary to find work that is the best fit for them, increasing efficiency in the distribution of labor. And entrepreneurship will flourish as those wanting to start their own businesses will have an income to survive on during the long lean times that typically come when building a new enterprise. How would you pay for it? First and foremost, the basic income is paid for by direct savings of eliminating the waste, fraud, and abuse of the Welfare State. Charles Murray writes, "After a process that has taken decades, the welfare state has severely degraded the traditions of work, thrift, and neighbourliness which enabled the system to work at the outset. It is now spawning social and economic problems that it is powerless to solve." By completely ending welfare, "In the United States, a GI (guaranteed income) for all adults aged twenty-one years and older will cost no more than the projected cost of the current system as of 2011. By 2028, [the guaranteed income] will cost a trillion dollars less per year than the projected costs of the current system." Secondly, the complete elimination of the Minimum Wage and all associated payroll overheard for businesses. The reason for a basic income that is a fully guaranteed, realistic, living income (see 'How much would the basic income be?') indexed to the real economy is so that these cost savings can all be fully realized and redeployed toward empowering innovation (Christensen). Of course, taxes on high-end consumption and financial transactions are currently two of the leading methods proposed to make up any gap between the savings gained in completely dismantling the current means-tested welfare state, and a sustainable basic income. Means-testing is a breeding ground for fraud and abuse in any program, and welfare is not immune. Some argue that waste, fraud, and abuse is so understated and invisible, that the gap between savings in total welfare elimination and basic income could be much smaller than presently calculated. Many European countries use a value added tax (VAT) to positive effect without materially harming consumption. Perhaps a more technologically salient approach is to tax high frequency trading (HFT) bots. At a pace of 100,000 to 200,000 messages per second, even micro-cents per transaction rapidly adds up to significant, sustainable revenue, fast. Many argue that this is one of the most logical and reasonable methods by which to harness the robot revolution. MIT economist Erik Brynjolfsson argues, rather than race against the machines, why not race with the machines? We could let Wall Street run absolutely WILD and it would work for everyone, if the algorithms are in place to fund a basic income, indexed to market-derived mean income levels. There are a variety of other taxes that could help to fund basic income. A carbon tax would help to combat global warming as well as providing a new revenue source for basic income. A wealth tax could be more effective in reducing inequality than a traditional income tax. A land value tax - taxing the owners of land for its value, excluding any man-made developments on it - would cause very little economic distortion while raising revenue. Many wealthy people earn more from capital gains than income, so raising the level of capital gains tax is likely to produce a lot of revenue. Inheritance tax helps to fight the unfairness of people born to rich parents having a head start in life. And of course, simply raising income tax is always an option. One other possibility is to include the funding of basic income in monetary policy. In a recession, if interest rates are very low and inflation is not too high, but the economy is not growing, the central bank will essentially print money to help increase demand. This has happened in the current crisis; the Federal Reserve is still adding $80 billion every month to the money supply. So in certain circumstances, the central bank could print money and cover some of the cost of the basic income for the government, meaning that the government will be free to either cut taxes or increase spending to stimulate the economy without adding to its deficit. Basically, there are all sorts of underused ways to raise revenue for basic income. No one tax would be able to completely pay for it, but a combination of the different taxes discussed above, as well as the savings from dismantling the current welfare bureaucracy, make it more affordable than it appears. There are a number of studies which have proposed more detailed costed proposals for basic income... [find some links to such studies] Wouldn't this just cause inflation? It's difficult to say. There are a few reasons why a basic income might cause inflation. Some people instinctively feel that any gains from a basic income would be offset by price rises, so it would be pointless. This is based on a misconception about how it is funded - as stated above, it would not (usually) be funded by printing money, but by taxation. Everyone gets the basic income, but many people pay more in taxes than they get for the income. So basic income will only make some people richer, and thus not all of the gains would be undone by inflation. The main reason why basic income could cause inflation is a rise in wage costs for businesses. If fewer people remain in the labour force (keep working or looking for work) after the introduction of a basic income, businesses will have to pay higher wages (or spend more on non-cash benefits) in order to attract and retain workers. The more people drop out of the labour force, the higher inflation will be caused. This is somewhat offset by the fact that working people also get the basic income, so businesses can reduce their wages by (up to) the level of the basic income. The effectiveness of this wage subsidy in reducing inflation would depend on income tax rates. Another potential cause of inflation is the increase in aggregate demand as the poor gain money compared to the rich (the poor tend to spend more of their income than the rich). However, the poor would not immediately become significantly richer than they are with current welfare programmes, so this is likely to have a small effect, if at all. What's the point of giving money to the rich? Why not target it only at the poor? The main reason why it helps to give basic income to the rich as well as the poor is that it completely removes the problem of the unemployment/poverty trap (see the list of benefits above) where removing benefits from people as they start earning more money means they don't increase their disposable income. Another benefit of this is that if everyone receives the payment, cutting the basic income will reduce everyone's income; there will be less pressure from the rich to cut benefits if they would also lose out from the benefits being cut. Finally, anyone who could be considered rich would be paying more in taxes than they were getting from their basic income, so the rich are still paying while the poor benefit. Isn't this communism? Definitely not. Have another look at the list of supporters, for one thing - I doubt Milton Friedman and F. A. Hayek would support something that could be accurately described as communism! Let's look more closely at the definition of communism from Wikipedia. This states that "Communism (from Latin communis - common, universal) is a revolutionary socialist movement to create a classless, moneyless and stateless social order structured upon common ownership of the means of production". Basic income is not revolutionary (in that it doesn't need a revolution to happen), does not require the eradication of classes, does not require the eradication of the state, and doesn't require common ownership of the means of production. It is in no way communist. This sounds great! What can I do to make it happen? If you are a citizen of the European Union, you can start by signing the European Citizen's Initiative in order to force the EU to examine the feasibility of basic income. Sign it here and follow it here on Facebook. In addition, you can join one of the dozens of groups that are actively promoting basic income at the local level. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I'm kind of ambivalent about inheritance tax. For kind of the same reason I think copyright terms are way too long. A guy builds a cabinent. He sells that cabinent. He doesn't continue to make money on that cabinent. He's got to continue to make & sell cabinents to put food on the table. When he dies then his kids can take his tools and continue to make and sell cabinents. But then you get this other guy who writes a story or records a song. It's a catchy little tune and lots of people like it. So he makes money every time someone plays his song. He makes money when someone else comes up with a new container for his song. When he dies his kids continue to get paid for that catchy little tune. They don't have to sing for their supper, dad did it those many years ago and they benefit. That doesn't make any sense to me. With inheritence I think sure, some things should be passed down to the kids and the spouse. I also don't see why the government should get anything except if you think about the tax being a way to transfer some of the deceased estate into the public domain. But like with copyright, I don't see why the children of say Sam Walton should be in receipt of a fortune just by virtue of being lucky enough to be born to Sam Walton. On the other hand I really don't have any solution that would be fair & popular. So until we can become civilized enough that we can live without government altogether, I guess we'll just have to live with estate tax distasteful as it is. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Why would Sam Walton work so hard I knew you would bring this up. Certainly providing for your children and your spouse is an incentive. I don't dispute that. but for men like Sam Walton, Rockefeller, Gates, etc., the truly wealthy, I think it pales to near insignificance when compared to these types of men's inner drive for their own success. Otherwise I can certainly see your point and I feel that I'm in overall agreement with what you have said. Particularly that inheritance tax is indeed a clumsy way of keeping extreme wealth from becoming too concentrated. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! What is the We shit? Where the fuck were you? How many LOC did YOU contribute to WarpLife? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Sorry man. Our Sonic rocks. And you get what you pay for. None of these 3" hamburgers for $5.00. Get a big ass hamburger for couple bucks, a fucking huge drink. And it don't have to be soda, they have all kinds of flavored teas, coffees, shakes, slushies. Pretty good shit. Don't get me wrong, fine dining it ain't. You'll probably need some tums or rolaids or whatever handy. Especially if you add chili and cheese or jalapenos to your burger or your fries or whatever. (You can do that) But for dash in fast food they are pretty awesome. I particularly enjoy their extremely greasy but huge fresh Onion rings. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I don't really fault her And I don't think it is so much religion but definetly superstition. Superstition in sporting events is a long-standing and accepted practice. I can see an athlete not wanting to wear the number 13 or 666. If for no other reason than those are 'unlucky' numbers. We don't laugh at Footballers that wear two differently colored socks. (Mainly because we'd get our ass kicked but anyways . . .) We shouldn't laugh at this girl. Pull the Respect My Authori-Tie! stick from your ass and give the bitch another number. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Let me make something clear If you have a diagnosis of mental illness, under the Affordable Care Act you will be able to KEEP that mental illness. If you are Bi-Polar you can remain Bi-Polar. PERIOD! If you suffer from Schizo-Affective Disorder you can continue to suffer from Schizo-Affective Disorder. PERIOD! I make this promise to you, the American People, if you are one crazy fucked up sumbitch then you can remain one crazy fucked up sumbitch. I am Barack Insane Ohbama and I approve this message. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Awesome! : ) I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! ATTN BLASTAR In RE: Blastarix Where-in you removed the Amazon crap. Tread carefully lest you be sued. Just a head's up guy. I told you Canonical was getting more corporate-y and less community-y. P.S. Debian Jessie will default to XFCE as the DE. No Amazon search BS. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You may have better luck with Arch as far as rebranding. Plus I was really impressed with the Documentation. I like Debian myself because of their philosophy and stability. Someone like yourself wanting a more cutting edge gaming style distro might appreciate Arch. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I see, Looks like Steam ONLY Officially supports Ubuntu. That sucks. However, though it might be a little more trouble perhaps you can roll up the required fixes in your next Blastarix release. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Just give it time. Shit it wasn't that long ago we didn't have ANY client 8, 16, or 32-bit. It was Windows! Windows! Windows! It won't be very long and MS will be completely irrelevant when it comes to Games. All they'll have left is Office and even that is getting its air supply cut with Docs and LibreOffice. Either way you go, you'll be learning and getting in on the ground floor. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Donate it to some museum http://www.computerhistory.org/ I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! It's fucking wild that you have gone from http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2012/11/11/215957/51 to http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2013/11/8/05157/1881/10#10 in the space of a year. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You should space these out more you're driving out all the good content. 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Don't they limit the number of children a couple can have? Maybe the guys will become concerned enough about their balls and pressure the government to do something about the environment. Naw, they'll probably just eat more Tiger penis. And everyone thinks us Americans are nutjobs. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! If LilDebbie is right and the Apocalypse is just around the corner then having old software available could be a good thing. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Windows Folder Animation (Copy) What always got me was the animation for a copy in Windows, the papers flying from one folder to another. A similar animation was provided where the paper flew from the folder into the air where it would 'pop' signifying destruction when you deleted a number of files. The thing about it was these animations weren't tied to anything. In other words the copy/move operation could be stalled or crashed but those papers would continue to fly. It was just something to amuse the user while an operation was in progress. There were a number of these things in the early Windows that appeared to be feedback to the user but were in reality just animations thrown up to keep the user content. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! One was dismissed without prejudice The other was just dropped. Some technical shit. The last time he made a plea so he could get the fuck out of there. I really know way too much about that fuckers life. I need to to get my own. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Only what you read in the funny pages. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! the only logical destination I always assumed it would be a Jack Nickleson style ending. Either, "The Shining" or "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". If they ever make a movie about MDC ol Jack could sure fit the part. Stick a Panama Hat on him and they could be twins. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! On the Evening News They said that Lady Gaga is going to be blasted into space. I can only hope this becomes a trend. The "Dope" performer, 27, is set to blast off in a Virgin Galactic ship and belt out a single track during the Zero G Colony high-tech musical festival in New Mexico. "She has to do a month of vocal training because of the atmosphere," says a source, who adds that the diva's glam squad will join her in the shuttle. Zero G Colony is a three-day hi-tech festival set to take place at Spaceport America in New Mexico that features world-class entertainment and cutting-edge technology. Gaga's performance in space is planned to take place on the third day at dawn, which is approximately six months after the first Virgin Galactic commercial flight. A source says the historic event will be "like nothing the world has seen before." And just in case the force isn't with the pop star, a source tells Us, "Gaga has taken out a ridiculous life insurance policy!" --US Rag Can we get a ticket for MDC? He could accompany on piano! Who would you like to see blasted into space? Reminds me of 'Tripping the Rift' I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Microsoft Loves Linux Why Android Alone makes them $2B yr. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! YES! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! They're already calling Christie the Rederpican candidate for 16 thnx to RP's plagirisms. As for the message we'll see if Boo-hoo Boner got the memo as legislation comes in from the Senate. Will he allow it on the floor or continue with his Not Submitted Here mindset and keep sucking the cocks of the tea-bagger party faithful. I'm just hoping to see Texas return to Blue in my Lifetime but I guess maybe I'll settle for Deep Purple. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Yes, they're angry because you won't stop touching yourself. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Unfortunately the images would be NSFW OR NSFL. Could be entertaining though. What language(s) would be goatse? 2g1c? Lemonparty? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I on't know how but my reply to this comment went somewhere else in the thread. Glitch in the ScoopMatrix. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! i think that is a guy with down's dressed up As superman but yeah some seemed a little strange. Smalltalk, Squeak, Python, Ada I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I don't think you read that article Except for the title. It's not about gen y buying cheap crap. It's about gen y not buying shit at all but instead making do with less and putting money where they get benefit not where they're told too. Instead of buying a car they ride a bike or take the bus. I guess the title should have been "The Thriftiest Generation" rather than cheapest. YHBT by the Atlantic. YHL HAND I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! They're or whomever is creating specific patterns It's all very pretty but I don't know about the fascination. LIFE people talk about complex behavior arising from simple rules but to me this isn't 'behavior'. Not anymore than a Spirograph set. If you set things up a certain way you'll get a particular outcome. It's not like they're going to spontaneously form a union or lobby for healthcare. I think fractals are much more interesting and illuminate better the math that controls how things turn out in the real world. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Divx is a commercial company and you can get Their codecs from divx.com. So yes it is real. "So what's DivX Plus all about? DivX Plus video, software and devices offer our highest quality and most comprehensive playback experience. How? By adopting and adding to the latest and greatest video technology (H.264 video in an MKV file container), you can play HD video on your computer or through a DivX Plus HD device, all with a small file size." I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! No, I guess you'd have to use a Windows Box and convert them to something you can use. Something you might be able to do though, is get DVD Styler for Linux or another authoring program for Linux and have it convert your AVI file to an ISO. Then you could mount that to watch. Yeah it makes the file bigger but you're not intending to keep these long anyways right? You just want to watch now. Later, when the DVD/BR is released you can get a nice clean RIP to hold on to for any you want to keep in your collection. Elsewise just be sure and only grab the file types you prefer. It's a pain, but TANSTAAFL. You're going to pay one way or another. Either in money or time and hassle. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Cool, I'll check later. I know you sent me passwords and stuff for the OS/2 and stuff. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You should stay away from tpb Get thee to a private tracker. See /r/trackers. read read read. Watch for open signups and invites. also see: http://www.videohelp.com/ for editing, authoring, converting, etc. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! ROR! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! +3 FP would Fap again. While sipping a tall cold glass of half & half! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! LAWlz Enforcement How does sitting in a Mickey D's writing an essay on Every Engineers Solemn Duty result in Conviction for Terrorist Threats? Shit happens. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I really don't know He also was a bit surprised. In the diary he complained that "I stand 5'10.5" My ID reads 5'11"" and his "victim", "is desribed(sic) in the arrest warrant as being 6'3"". Things that were mentioned are that he was caught by the cafe manager, a female who told him, "One cup per day is OK, but please don't steal the whole jug." Now, that may or may not have been the same person who he is accused of 'assaulting'. If he touched anyone or pushed anyone then he could be jacked up on the assault charge. IANAL of course so IDKJ but someone on K5 more familiar said that the type of assault he is charged with could be as simple as tapping someone on the shoulder. But again, I don't think anything actually has to occur when it comes to Police vs H&H thieves. Whatever they (the COPS) say that sounds reasonable is not going to be looked at too closely. I wouldn't think. Hell he's probably lucky they didn't throw a laundry list of trumped up BS at him, like if he talked back to the officer, that would become resisting, plus IDK I can imagine all kinds of shit if they wanted to play hard. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! More like MDC's Reheated Mindloaf. A horrid mix of whatever happened to be in his head at the time. Placed into cold storage to allow all the myriad flavors to coalesce and the grease to congeal & harden. Microwaved and served by chef Del with an extra bit of ketchup. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Yaaaawwwwnnnn All one has to know is that /r/spacedicks exists I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Heard on the playground My UAV can beat up your UAV! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Spoken like a true Macfag-erton There are never enough. Although, I think I would have used Debian unstable as a base rather than Ubuntu. Canonical has been getting pretty corporate-y lately. Shuttleworth was calling out KDE devs as the Open source tea-party because they liked Wayland better than Mir. LOLinux-drama I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You had me there for a second. WTF Who is Dr. Mitsu? then I finally go...oh, yeah I get it now. I'm afraid if Sheldon brought home a prostitute and she took off her shirt, Sheldon would ask her if it was uncomfortably warm in the apartment and then begin to lecture her on the effect that not wearing a bra would have on her mammary glands. After which he would scold her sternly on the types of diseases one could acquire from having their nipples pierced. Leonard would be the one to freak out and go off looking for something to cover her up while he attempted to get her out of the apartment. Ultimately he would accidentally end up in a threesome with her and Penny. Wolowitz would come on to her and eventually get her number only to have her friends come to his mother's house and clean them out. Koothrappali would just sit and stare while drooling over his chin. Later after she left he would make some deprecating remark about himself and go home to his apartment to masturbate alone. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! yes just think of the possibilities She could've been their fairy godmother. She could've had a nice rack and the cock to go with it. She could've been a female Crawford just wanting to show off her new app, "Angry Boobs". I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You forgot to add what they say when you get in the bedroom and they find out you're not sporting a full 16 GB. "How cute!", they exclaim, "It's so . . . tiny!" I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Angelfish's Jimmies Rustled Status DANGER ZONE I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! The entire device is a waste of money. Look dude, nerd or not, hipster or not. You don't purchase a Macbook Pro with Retina display to save money. So all that bullshit you just vomited on the page is you crying and whining like a little pussy baby. Look, if you do not have the funds, the financial wherewithal, the big bank, that is okay. Just admit that you are a lesser man, people won't judge you. But to sit there and act like you are making responsible buying decisions is like a dude thinking he made the right decision and saved money buying the Bentley without the extra cupholder. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Hell, I have trouble *reading* a novel in a month these days. They've been talking up some interesting projects over on /r/teslore. Of course that's all The Elder Scrolls stuff but those guys really get into it. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You know, when I was young and reading SF It was mostly short stories because the big names (well the ones destined to become big names) mainly wrote for magazines. The stories would be gathered together at the end of the year into an Anthology. This was a very satisfying way to consume literature. In the time it would take to read a single novel you would instead be exposed to numerous tales, worlds, ways of thinking. Just my own observation but it seems these days that no one is interested in anything less than a trilogy of novels set in the same world with the same characters. Many of these end up expanding out into multiple books. I would like to see the short form make a comeback. What do you think? You prefer long-form novels, trilogys? Or short stories? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! It seems people have more story . . . I don't completely disagree but I think people have more opportunity to tell their own story but MOST of them don't have the skill. I would like to be able to write better and I would like to think that I have gotten better than I was, say 20 yrs ago. But I still can't write worth a shit. Good luck with your endeavors in story telling. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Thank you! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Yes but women go down more than Intel chips They're prone to overheat and expensive to maintain. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Remind me not to ever loan you money. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I was going to ask for a citation But just a quick web search says that you are absolutely right. The three biggest religions on the planet: #1 Christianity 2 Billion served #2 Islam 1.5 Billion #3 Atheism 1 Billion I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! My sources rate Buddhism #6 on the hit parade. Beat out by both Hinduism and Confucianism. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You neglected Frisbeetarians. What are WE some kind of chopped liver? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Angelfish Jimmies Status: Rustled Greengrass has apparently rustled the jimmies. Pray he does not rustle them further! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I didn't look at many Seems they were hidden for good reason. Favorite was Enclosed Find DMCA Takedown Notice. The only fucker on this site to give him a break and what does MDC do . . . fucks him like he's Ariel Castro. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Why even bother? He has made numerous claims that have proven to be false. He has made numerous promises that he fails to keep. He admits to collecting child pornography. Anyone who helps him out like his Mom or you he ends up fucking over. Seriously, Mike is a complete dick. Fuck him. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! If you compare the success that Wendy's is having with their campaign to the trainwrecks of other fast food chains attempts at twittertising it seems that making a fool of yourself (and your brand) is smart! The take-away for other companies seems to be, "Do to yourself before others do unto you." I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! you should get your app stuff Backed up to Google's NSA Servers just like me! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Maturity? Who cares? He's not interested in intelligent conversation I don't think. He's more like, 'Would you like some candy little girl?' followed shortly by, 'It puts the lotion on it's skin!' I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I'll bet she did. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! This would be a great Open Letter if rusty ever visited the site anymore. rusty actually gave a crap about the site. and uh the uh what's the 3rd one? uh I can't uh the third one I can't uh Oops. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! A copy of Duke Nukem Forever? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Hells YEAH! A fucking good hearty meal and then a warm clean bed for the night. Shit I may get in on that! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! It just made me think 'In the future, will we just have paddles for hands?' I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Halloween in Siberia Colder than a witches tit! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! We let bankers do it I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Makes me think more of Uruk-hai in armor than Star Wars Storm Trippers. Also, I guess Blastar\Riddick uses Apple Maps. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I regularly flag my relatives status as offensive In an attempt to make them stop posting their Tea Party propaganda. Also, Google+ will sure as shit lock you out of an account. But worse they will lock you out`for other Google sites too like gmail & youtube. I get bitchy email from them all time because on some google sites I used my name like firstname lastname while on others I use Mr. lastname. So technically those are both my Real Name but Google doesn't see it that way. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Well you didn't 'lose' your friends I'm sure you could friend them again, if they were really friends that is. As for the rest, well i dunno. Personally my facebook page is a tissue of lies embroidered with deception. I can't really speak publicly about my actual life or history. Most all of the friends in my list know me very very well and they know I'm full of shit anyways. So it's no big deal. A lot of the stuff is there so that people who I don't know but that might be looking for me get confused and then just enough truth so that people looking for me from like school or something will be able to recognize that it IS me. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Obit Born April, 1987. Died Dec. 10, 2002. Cause of death: neglect. Place of death: Armonk, New York. Next of kin: none. Attending funeral: nobody. Official announcement appeared on IBM Website. I suppose this poor fellow has been dead for a long time, but perhaps nobody remembered to pick up the corpse (yes, I said the same about CP/M 10 years ago). While CP/M died from the ravages of progress, OS/2 died from neglect and lack of will. And yes, backing away from OS/2 was a pragmatic move, since IBM could not compete with Microsoft or its tactics. But how amazing to see a company that large cowed into submission by a bunch of whippersnapers in Washington who already had taken IBM to the cleaners when they convinced the Goliath to let them own PC-DOS at the outset. The death of OS/2 must be humiliating for IBM. The history of OS/2 is a ragged mess. Although begun as a joint Microsoft-IBM project to create the next generation of operating systems, it was apparent early on that the partnership was not going to work. Microsoft had too many coders who hated to work with IBM, and IBM was too slow-moving for the rest of the caffeine-jacked Microsoft folks. I was an OS/2 fan, and even did a book on the OS for Random House. The OS was generally faster and less prone to crashing than any of the early versions of Windows. But IBM didn't know how to prime the pump and get people to develop for OS/2. The company stupidly reckoned that if you give developers a good operating system, coders will code for it. Microsoft saw this issue differently, and would do anything to get people to code apps for Windows. Many of the early Windows programs ran on OS/2 through a piece of shared code that let Windows code work. But we all knew that wouldn't last. Microsoft was forever changing the Windows API, and had done so since the first release of the product. The API has only recently stabilized, and we still don't know how long that will last. OS/2 wasn't perfect, and my last days with the product came when I did a reboot or a shutdown and OS/2 went into limbo. If you ran into this situation, you had to completely reinstall the OS, and it happened one time too many for me. That was that. IBM was already making noises about giving up on OS/2, and Windows 96 was just around the corner. Over the years, I noticed that many of the cooler features of OS/2 became incorporated into Windows. For all practical purposes, if you are using Windows 2000, you are probably running what would have been OS/2. The only exception is that all the money goes to Microsoft. And before you object to that, you should note that the original OS/2 was called Microsoft OS/2 (there were even little pins around with that moniker). Some years ago, I wrote a column called "Free the Code," where I made the point that abandoned software should become public domain, and that code should be shared by the public. I noticed recently that this is becoming an issue on many discussion forums since a lot of abandonware seems prevalent in the post-dot-com bust. In the column I suggested that IBM free the OS/2 code if it really wanted to get Microsoft. Instead of screwing around with Linux, we all could have been playing with the source code for OS/2. What a great idea. OS/2 could have just been freeware. Anyway, someone pointed out to me that there was no way that IBM would ever do such a thing, since much of the code was likely under license or, worse, much of it owned by Microsoft anyway! I agree with this assessment. OS/2, of course, will continue to find its place in the kernel of various stagnant or proprietary systems where it will evolve into something far removed from what could have been. It goes the way of the other genuine operating systems that couldn't get a foothold, like the Amiga OS and GEM on the Atari and the PC. This fate for OS/2 is a shame. As to how and why the OS failed to become a huge success--I'm leaving the debate open this week. Steve Ballmer comes to mind. He started the ball rolling by proclaiming OS/2 to be the next great operating system, and within a few years he was walking around the floor of a computer show putting disks into computers running OS/2 to crash the systems and prove that OS/2 wasn't crash-proof! - John C Dvorak Pundit & Author of Dvorak's Guide to OS/2 2.1 PC Mag Dec 2002 I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Never had a 'donor' kebab Why donor? Seems odd. Anyway another tradgedy has struck! Linked to at the bottom of the kebab story it seems the man in charge of the great Gummi Bear empire has also shuffled off this mortal coil. Sad day for bears everywhere and the people who love them. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Sad day for ketchup theives http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/25/us-mcdonalds-heinz-idUSBRE99O0YT201310 25#! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! i got a bunch of shit that don't work That i'd sell for a $100 shit. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! i got paint, i can pop one on it right quick. I didn't realize there was a market for junk apple shit. Or does it have to be new-ish? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Shit shit shit Everything is shit, Nothing fucking works, nobody is worth a shit, everyone gets treated like shit, they take shit and don't give a shit in return. God damn you're such a pleasant person, you must be the life of parties. Except the parties are always shit filled with shit people and you know what? You're right, I'm just going to kill myself right now except the shitty rope will probably break and I'll just end up on the floor embarrassed with a sore neck that will probably turn into CANCER. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You're Stuck? Do you need a push? Or a pull? I have a lot of experience in this matter and the best thing to do when you're in that hole is try to rock it back and forth. It'll come out eventually. If that doesn't work though we may have to employ chains. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I don't happen to have a stairway But I got a ladder you're welcome to use. Some rope too, sounds like you might need some of that too. Hope you get that 'Happy Ending' that you desire. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! BZZZT WRONG! The link you provided says NOTHING about losing. It merely states that if a discussion continues long enough that eventually somebody or something is going to be compared to Hitler. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Give the man a cigar! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! African Americans? I dunno, that might be a waste of good money. Native Americans probably so. LOL, Indians. You should've just went ahead and wrote '. . . could they have been niggers? Or redskins, hunted for sport?' Yeah ya racist bastard. Nice pictures. The Cow was looking at you because your dumb ass parked right over the good grass. Way to go city-boy. I believe more hunters would shoot cameras but the meat is really tough. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I remember that being a big problem years ago http://support.microsoft.com/kb/278061 I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I'm literally laughing out loud at your responses trane. I don't think I've ever seen someone so jealous at anothers happiness. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I think that we forget sometimes Because of the nature of our work we are in constant contact with fairly intelligent people. But the reality, as George Carlin said, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of the population are even stupider!" Now if a person cannot walk you would not begrudge him a set of crutches or a wheelchair so he could get around. Why would you want to take away a device that enables stupid people to overcome their challenge? The challenge of thinking. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! State of the Art in today's programming. 'It's Hard.' I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Yes, they have a new President, Hassan Rouhani However, the Ayatollah Khamenei is the Supreme Leader. He's like the Muslim POPE so his word is LAW in those parts or something. The President just has the tedious job of running the Government. So yeah, their President is a lot like our Vice President. Mostly Harmless. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Don't think it's a 'stage' it's just the way they do shit in those parts. It may look evil from our POV maybe but that is their religion and I guess to them religion is more important than politics. There is no separation of church and State. To those guys the Church is the State. They think that WE are the evil ones. Allowing our women to go about uncovered, not attending prayer daily, drinking, gambling, viewing porn and dancing. And worse than that we spread our evil around the world. We are THE GREAT SATAN after all. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Thanks Jack! I probably would have missed that flight if not for you! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! cared only enough to make a comment About how much you don't care. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! WOW and ANOTHER comment to explain why you made a comment about how you don't care in a diary for which you don't care. Your level of Don't Careitude is just right off the charts. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Amen brother! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! A Roundabout? Are you serious? Obviously you do not know how to drive in Murica, the greatest nation on Earth. First off. If you're on Goatfucker it doesn't matter whether you are going straight on Handjob or turning onto Trippin Balls. Ya know why? Because you got the right-of-mother-fucking-way is why. It ain't nobodies business except your own which way you're going. They have to stop and fucking wait either way so fuck them. You got better things to do and if you don't like it then Why do you hate America? If you're on Handjob and you're transitioning either on to Trippin Balls or Goatfucker then you lay on the horn until you have everyone's attention. If need be just stop in the middle of the Intersection and wait while blowing your horn and gesticulating wildly. If you are on Trippin Balls coming up to Goatfucker and Handjob then you probably better turn around because you're obviously going in the wrong direction and need to Kill yourself. Fucking Roundabout. Is there anything that signals that the country couldn't be any more gay if it tried than a traffic roundabout? Jesus Fucking Shit Christ on a sticky popsicle stick. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! they get ran over, duh I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Fashion & Style in the Trenches Fashions and styles come and go. For example the miniskirt made a comeback. Fedoras, suspenders and bowties are big again. These things move in a cycle. With the economy the way it is I think that this is another fashion soon to make a comeback. I had a dream last night and during the dream I made a joke and posted it to Facebook. Later I thought that my FB friends might actually like the joke IRL. So I posted it there this morning. I thought perhaps a few of my kuron friends might also enjoy it if for no other reason than to laugh at my feeble attempt at drawing. Yeah Yeah, HUSI --> A joke I heard in the navy There was a new boy onboard and the Bo's'n was showing him around. They came to a large barrel up on the main deck. The barrel had a large bunghole but was otherwise normal. The boy asked what the barrel was for. The Bo's'n says, ' Stick your cock in 'ere. ' Well the boy is thinking it's a joke or some kind of hazing ritual so he says, 'No way.' The bo's'n insists, 'Ah go on then stick your cock in that bunghole!' Boy is like, ' No, you're going to haze me or something.' The Bo's'n says, 'Naw, it's fine. Everybody does it. It's how we get relief on long voyages. Nobody is going to make fun of you. Now go on and be good lad and stick your dick in the hole.' So the boy relents and sticks his dick in the hole. And to his great surprise he receives the best blowjob he's ever got in his entire life. I mean this is like no blowjob ever. Afterward the boy is so excited and can't stop talking about the barrel. He tells the Bo's'n, "Man that was fucking GREAT. I never had anything like that before, it was AWESOME! I'm going to come up here and do that every fucking day. The Bo's'n says, ' Well, everyday maybe, except for Thursday. Ye won't be doing it on Thursday for sure and for certain ' The Boy asks, 'Why not? What happens Thursday?' The Bo's'n grins and replies, 'Well lad, Thursday is YOUR day in the barrel.' I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I can only laugh at the idea of Crawford in the Navy. Just off the bat is this problem he has when his employer yells at him. I can only imagine his first day with a C.O. up close and personal sweetly and gently explaining some technical detail of Crawford's duties while investigating his sexuality, making determinations on his genealogy, testing his level of intelligence and discovering the exact quantity of fecal matter stored between his ears. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I doubt it I think it was started by a political cartoon and the idea just stuck. As for the actual cost of the barrel I would assume that said barrel was not so much purchased as 'found'. And perhaps barrels were more common and plentiful back in those days? I know that I have seen the man wearing a barrel as a symbol of poverty in numerous comics and cartoons. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! My indepth research (yeah uh huh) informs me that rain barrels were quite common to catch the rain water coming off the roof to use for various purposes. Also the 'meme' of the guy wearing a barrel generally was taken to mean someone who had suddenly come into misfortune. For example a man playing poker who loses everything including 'the shirt off his back' was portrayed as wearing a barrel. In Asia there is a similar meme of a man who suddenly goes bankrupt or elsewise loses his fortune to be seen wrapped in a carpet or rug. Poor people and homeless were not portrayed in this way. Instead they would simply be depicted in shoddy clothes. There are a number of these images that evoke being broke. You mention yourself the guy with the turned out pockets to indicate he has no money. Another is an image of a guy with a hole in the sole of his shoe. Interestingly, the most common barrel to be used for this depiction is a used pickle barrel. This may be--but I wouldn't swear to it--the origin of the phrase "Now I'm in a real pickle barrel" which was shortened to "I'm in a real pickle" to indicate that the speaker is suffering some dilemma. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! That is something completely different and has nothing to do with going bankrupt. Also the Niagara Falls niggas were inside of a barrel not wearing the barrel. There are numerous memes involving barrels. Barrels have always been a common and useful device. Do a barrel roll . . . I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I guess the only way to know would be for the doctor to stick your penis in a mammogram machine and have that sucker squashed flat, see if it hurts any. On the next Jackass. . . I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I once had a real hard lump under my nipple or pap as I believe it is referred to in men. It kinda freaked me out a bit. This was a long long time ago when I was just twenty something. Anyway the Doctor didn't even examine me or do any tests or nothing. He just read the report the nurse took and fixed me with one eye and said, "Quit smoking so damn much marijuana." I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Stick it in ze boot God HAHAHAHA LOL, just as funny today as it was when it was posted years ago when K5 was still relevant. I think that guy in the video is Hugin. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! DNS is good but K5 is STILL screwed up! Look to your left. Under Sponsors it says VOXEL. This is a Voxel and it has little to do with K5. Voxel is now Internap and they don't appreciate these dead static ads that get all the Giggle Cream. Fix your site rusty! You have to! Oh and change the poll for pete's sake. I mean c'mon! Your OTHER left!!! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! That was a long ass walk for that joke. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You're only ever an unregistered firearm and a threatening call to 9-1-1 away from K5 Klass Fame and Fortune. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! What are you trying to say? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I'm getting lazy Twice this month I ignored minor home repairs I probably could have done myself or paid someone to do. I don't feel bad about not doing the manly thing and playing video games and watching netflix instead. Besides, if I wait long enough the ol lady will probably get it taken care of. My boss has a sign over his desk that says, 'The best way to avoid manual labor is having plenty of money' I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! That's stupid. Xbox Live, if you break their rules they ban your gamertag and your console. You lose all the gamerscore and all the games you purchased and all the money you spent if you bought a gold membership. That console can never play online again even if it is sold to someone else. So you lose a lot of value that way. The judgement is carried out in secret and executed. You can not negotiate. You have no recourse. No appeal. They don't tell you what you did just point you to a list of violations and say it was one of those. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I didn't say that But giving you back your five bucks when you shit all over the site is stupid. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! ucblockhead, bigger dickhole than NIWS? What a weeping pustule of a gangrenous syphilitic twatcicle. That is one individual for whom I would refrain from vomiting in his mouth were he starving to death. posted from my PC via VPN from my laptop accessed by remote thru my tablet which is operating under control of my droid smartphone I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Spoken like a true HUSI Agent I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Wouldn't it be the Putzites and the Schmuckarians? And lo it came to pass that a Putzite name Sacariaha, which in the Hebrew means 'God's constipation' was travelling down the road to Nebaceaheharemihem. Sacariaha was the 14th son of the 37th son of the eldest of Norwegia from the Western province and employed as a goat fluffer for the King Hamarabbitohuntec. Along the way he encountered the Schmukarian Knutzak who was sorely vexed at the Putzite for visiting the house of Hulver, known as the HUSI and for which their faith forbid. 'Ho! Putzite! Is it thou who only a fortnight past made his dwelling in the house of Hulver known as the HUSI for which your faith commands you not?' cried the Schmukarian with righteous anger. 'Aye, it is I', replied the Putzite. 'Not that it is any thing for you to be so concerned for our Lord has commanded, 'Let not thy thoughts stray to the business of thy brother but keep watch on thy own sheep lest ye be set upon by terrible calamity.'' Well, you get the idea. . . . I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! #WONTFIX WORKING AS DESIGNED. THIS IS NORMAL FOLKS. TAKE A LOOK AT, FOR INSTANCE, THE DENVER AIRPORT LUGGAGE SYSTEM, OR ANY LARGE SCALE GOVT PROJECT. PHASE I ALWAYS IS OVERBUDGET, LATE, AND ENTIRELY UNWORKABLE. IT WILL EVENTUALLY BE DISCARDED AND SCRAPPED FOR PHASE II WHICH WILL HAVE TO BE BUILT FROM SCRATCH. PHASE II WILL ALSO BE WILDLY OVERBUDGET, RIDICULOUSLY DELAYED AND BROKEN UPON DELIVERY. FROM PHASE II WILL EMERGE PHASE III WHICH WILL BE BARELY ADEQUATE, OBSCENELY EXPENSIVE, GROSSLY INEFFICIENT, BUT WILL BE WHAT GETS USED FOR THE NEXT DECADE OR SO UNTIL IT BECOMES TIME FOR A COMPLETE OVERHAUL. I MEAN GOD DAMN, ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY AND IF ANY CONTRACTOR HAD ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT IT DIDN'T GET BUILT ON SCHEDULE, WITHIN BUDGET OR FAULT-FREE. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! He who grapples with the Crawford Should look to it that he himself does not become a CRAWFORD. And when you gaze long into the CRAWCOCK the CRAWCOCK also gazes into you*. *Not to mention that the Crawcock will then hang out at your house peeking in your windows and watching you shower. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! #6 Homeland security has blocked access Stating that kuro5hin.org is a den of cyberterrorists, social network bullies, nefarious hackers and well known hate site. They are currently looking to apprehend the person known as Orion Blastar. A criminal mastermind authorities beleive to be controling the kuron gang from a remote location in India. Seal team six has been deployed. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Fuck HUSI They are so busy navel gazing and patting themselves on the back and basically have their head so far up their own ass that they don't even pay attention to what is written anymore. They see your username and figure, oh it MUST be a troll because that is how they think. Anyone coming from K5 unless they are willing to publicly denounce K5 and pay honor and tribute to his holiness Hulver must be a troll even if they don't see any obvious troll it still must be a troll. Those fuckers hate us worse than Protestants hate Catholics, worse than the KKK hates Black Panthers, worse than Jews hate Palestinians, worse than the Leprechaun hates those little bastards that are always after his lucky Charms. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Such an insightful and thought-provoking comment from the cock in the old wrinkled suit. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I signeded up for a MOOC Now I has a degree and everything mother fucker! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Advertising ain't lying! Without advertisening how would you know you needed a Clapper? Or a Snap Chop? A Shamwow! How would you know how to keep your teeth sparkling white and your breath minty fresh? How would you know what kind of beer is appropriate to drink? Or what to do when we're not feeling as fresh as we would like? Without advertising how would you know that you're supposed to seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours? You expect a robot to tell you that? You expect Science to tell you that your bologna has a first name? HUH? Well do ya, boy? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! The Republicans won Just watch FOX News tomorrow. The Republicans always win. Whatever happens will be hailed as a great victory for Conservatives and proof of the scheming, lying, dishonesty and downright villainous nature of the Democrats. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! It's not too early to start thinking about those end of year BEST OF 2013 lists. It would be cool to have a "Kuro5hin presents 'The Biggest Asshole of 2013' Award" We could start gathering nominations and then perhaps rusty would change the FP poll and we could vote the year's biggest asshole. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Gay-5 hookup detected Translation of this diary: PENETRATION ACHEIVED! AND I AM CUMMING! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! he already did, read comment title Summary: HOLY FUCKING SHIT There you go, satisfied? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! easy way to get toilet paper out of trees? Fire. Lots and lots of fire. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! If you get it working Be sure and get the money up front before you hand over the 'deliverables'. If for some reason they need it to 'proof' the software then put some kind of time bomb in it so if you don't get paid then that shit will fall over. Otherwise it maybe that when it comes time for $$$ they take you're hard work and leave you hanging like so many have done to you previous. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! UPDATE: On The EBT (Food Stamp) Crisis A Very Brief Diary, I just want to present you with this link: http://gma.yahoo.com/walmart-shelves-emptied-food-stamp-shopping-spree-171042474 --abc-news-topstories.html If your just joining us, LilDebbie informed us that Saturday the EBT system went down. You can read more about it on the Other site. Anyway, people were tripping thinking their cards wouldn't work so they were leaving their carts. Well in Louisiana, when the system came back online it seems that the spending caps had been lifted so food stamp recipients were checking out with 'eight to ten grocery carts' full. Personally I don't quite know what to make of it other than WOW, just WOW. I don't know what Walmart was thinking because surely someone in charge had to clue in that this wasn't normal. So what happens if EBT says well, you should have known that something was messed up so we will only pay up to the families allotment and you have to eat the rest. Because you know all that shit is logged and each card account is unique so they're going to be able to identify everyone involved. On the other hand maybe the State and taxpayers will be on the hook for it all while the poor enjoy their porterhouse steaks and lobster. Yeah you can buy Lobster at Walmart. But I doubt it because LA is another RED state and they're not going to let them miscreants get by with this I don't think. Maybe the people who took advantage of the situation will end up paying for it. I think this is most likely since they get screwed anyway and now they're liable to get their stamps cut off completely or else severely curtailed for several months. So who is to blame and who is going to pay? One thing for sure is this is going to make everyone on Stamps look bad in a time when we're deep in the middle of a general war on the poor. 1980 called Ronald Reagan wants his false memes back. You're in the same boat dude. You're on disability so you are on the socialist public teat just like they are. You realize that more white people are on food stamps than black right? When you talk about Welfare Queens you are spreading the hate and fear that the conservatives are wanting you to spread. Divide and conquer. Part of the Southern Strategy that has this country in deadlock. Sure there is fraud in the system but many would starve or not get the nutrition they need. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! wic is for infants As for the rest I don't know, have you applied? I'm not a social worker. The thing is those programs are entitlements so if you meet the qualifications you get the benefit. But you have to fill out the paperwork. And yes, you are in the same boat because when they start cutting they ain't gonna stop at food stamps, they are greedy mother fuckers and to them you are just a parasite. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! thanks for that Damn, they make it even harder than I thought. $50 bucks a day. That must be tough on elderly and disabled. Especially those that rely on others for transport. AFAIK they don't have a per day limit on the lone star card. So if they get $200 they can spend it all in one day or over the month whatever. So when I read they had no cap and 8 to 10 carts I figured they got more than they were allotted for the month. Even still, how can you fill that many carts up with just what they allot? I go often so I can keep fresh stuff on hand and I can easy drop $75 - $100 and it all fit in a couple bags. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! thanks for that Damn, they make it even harder than I thought. $50 bucks a day. That must be tough on elderly and disabled. Especially those that rely on others for transport. AFAIK they don't have a per day limit on the lone star card. So if they get $200 they can spend it all in one day or over the month whatever. So when I read they had no cap and 8 to 10 carts I figured they got more than they were allotted for the month. Even still, how can you fill that many carts up with just what they allot? I go often so I can keep fresh stuff on hand and I can easy drop $75 - $100 and it all fit in a couple bags. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! NSA is in your base Eating your food. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! That was just a minor thing he was involved in. There was the Grand Theft Auto in Nevada along with the hit & run plus the collection of russian child pornography, trespassing, getting tazed on the bus, and making terrorist threats. That's just some of the hilites. But shit, read the diary section it's all there documented and shit. It's been a busy year for Mike. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Well I see the notorious Butt-Pirate Capn Edmund Blackadder is still hanging around K5. Blackadder: Thar she BLOWS! A ring like a rose! Aye, horsecocks stuck in him like so many corkscrews. Aye, his kundalini is big, like Nantucket wheat. Aye, by death and devils, the man shall see me Moby-Dick, if Moby-Dick you see! Starbuck: Capn Blackadder, was it not him for whom you cut off thy balls? Captain Ahab: Aye, Mr. Starbuck. Aye, my hearties all. He took me balls and now I intend for him to take my ass! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I think you'd fit right in with the forest folk Was out in (literal) sticks enjoying Southern Hospitality and watching the Texans get their ass handed to them by the Rams. Buncha guys, hanging around, good ol' boys. They were talking about the EBT shutdown and the near riots. Many were of the opinion that if civilization collapsed the jigaboos wouldn't know how to act. If they couldn't swipe their card they'd be stuck. I mentioned that a number of regular white folk would be at a loss if they didn't have the comforts of civilization. But that was ignored to go back to negro bashing. Yeah them blacks get everything handed to them they just say gimme and then go home and smoke crack and have babies with their whore girlfriends. I also learned that Obama and the Justice Dept already have a loophole figured so that Obama can run again in the next election and that his cronies will fix it so that he wins. I learned that Obama's agenda is the same as Hitler. He is going to turn America into a socialist country and he is already doing the exact same things that Hitler did when he came to power in Germany. I asked where they had heard this. Well there is all these shows on TV they got proof and everything. I can't even go into how Obamacare is going to allow CPS to enter your home and remove your children for neglect if they get a bad grade on their report card or if you ground them. Many of these people see Ted Cruz as the messiah come to save us from that radical left wing communist negro in the White House. It's just nuts. I asked them if they realized that Obama doesn't make law he just signs or vetos whatever Congress sends him but no, evidently Obama can sign into law all kinds of regulations regulating everything whenever he feels like it so he is regulating everything and he won't stop until he controls everything you do and where you work and all that. It was quite educational. They also advocate stocking up on guns, gold and beans. They figure shit is gonna hit the fan soon and it's gonna be every man for himself. Lot of 'em seem to be looking forward to it. Therefore I dub you, Lil Debbie, as Honorary Backwoods Redneck of Kuro5hin. Wear your Mossy Oak with pride son. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Well actually I was drinking but not drunk. But I live in a Southern Blood-Red State. I'm used to Liberal bashing and general stupidity. But honestly, when they get to comparing Obama with Hitler and being absolutely serious about it then things get into the surreal so quickly that it just becomes fascinating. You actually want to hear more just to get an idea of how deep their rabbit-hole goes. One thing though, if civilization ever collapsed I would damn sure rather be with the forest folk than anywhere else. I may not agree with their politics but I tell you what. If the power went out it wouldn't phase them a damn bit. They have plenty of wood for heating/cooking. There is all kinds of deer, squirrels, etc in the forest and they have a lake nearby to provide water and fish. They all are firm believers in the second amendment so they can protect what is theirs. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! No they are NOT wiggers I'm talking about the regular white folk that work a 9-5 in the city. When the power goes out and there is no gas or water or food to be had they ain't going to know what to do. The wiggers and the jigaboos on food stamps will be fine because they will be armed with unlicensed weaponry and they'll take your shit and the other middle class white fucks shit and leave you bleeding in the street wondering how your Grand Plan went wrong. In the meantime the rednecks in the forest will be doing okay because a country boy knows how to do shit to stay alive. How the fuck is an investment banker or insurance salesman or any of the other city fucks going to make it when there is rioting in the streets? If there is no infrastructure they are going to be hurting bad. Oh well, you're just as closed minded as Michael Crawford and just as nuts in your own way. You've built this bubble up around you and you only accept things that reinforce your own bias and reject anything contrary. Enjoy your End of life as we Know It porn while you are privileged enough to live in that fantasy. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! At least he has food and shelter No longer on the streets cold & hungry or sleeping in the rain. Plus he has plenty of time to optimize WarpLife and innovate new ideas to solve The Software Problem. Hell, it's better than a Basic Income! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Crawford will be a rich man when he gets through sueing and disbarring all these ignorant mother fuckers that interfere with his highly important work and delay the Solution to THE SOFTWARE PROBLEM. I guess some pipsqueak asst mgr caught him stealing ketchup and cream packs and things got a little heated. HORN WORKS! CHECK THE WINDSHIELD WIPERS! Wonder how long Blastar's webhosting will stay up without MDC's tender ministrations. DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD! WINDMILL OFF THE PORT BOW! PREPARE FOR TILTING MANEUVERS! "-CAPTAIN WE HAVE THOUGHT POLICE ON OUR TAIL! Your ORDERS SIR?-" THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY! RELEASE THE SUPERSONIC TELEPHONE POLES! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I had purchased a Tom Tom device some while back I wanted to test it in an area that I was familiar with so on a trip to and from my mother-in-law's that I had made many times I decided to follow the Tom Tom. The route it gave me was quite different from the route I normally took but in the spirit of adventure and science I followed the devices instructions. Now my wife is suspicious to say the least of technology and didn't like that we weren't going the familiar way but she kept quiet. That is until at one portion of the trip the Tom Tom (I had changed the voice to Carl from Slingblade) goes, "I reckon you ought to turn left up here directly. Uh-Huh" but I looked and there was no road to the left. However the Tom Tom was adamant and continued directing me to turn left. At the point it indicated there was a field freshly plowed and no road in sight. My wife laughed her ass off and told me that thing is going to get us lost or stuck in a ditch before it's all over with. Fortunately we made it the rest of the way without incident. I don't have the Tom Tom anymore. I gave it to my son when he left for Germany. I figured he might need it more than I did. I don't travel as much as I used to. Another thing is almost all location devices, GPS, Google Earth, Maps etc. all swear that my physical location is about a block and a half away from where I actually live. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! the mind is a maximum hypersurface and thought a trajectory on it and the amygdala and hippocampus are Hopf maps of it. No one knew this before me, and it seems no one cares. So be it. My time will come in a hundred or a thousand years when the idea again returns. --mindpixel I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! fuck facebook 127.0.0.1 www.facebook.com 127.0.0.1 facebook.com 127.0.0.1 static.ak.fbcdn.net 127.0.0.1 www.static.ak.fbcdn.net 127.0.0.1 login.facebook.com 127.0.0.1 www.login.facebook.com 127.0.0.1 fbcdn.net 127.0.0.1 www.fbcdn.net 127.0.0.1 fbcdn.com 127.0.0.1 www.fbcdn.com 127.0.0.1 static.ak.connect.facebook.com 127.0.0.1 www.static.ak.connect.facebook.com I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! The New Microsoft You know that Ballmer has resigned right? He went out sweating and singing at dev conference. Upon resigning MS stock soared netting Ballmer a cool $1 Billion for quitting. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! Bill Gates remains on the board but a petition is going around asking him to leave also because his 'presence places undo stress on the CEO and he wields too much influence'. Once Gates and Ballmer are gone it is anyones guess as to where MS will end up. They might even become a nice company with actual good inovative products. Whoever succeeds Mr. Ballmer will be the first Microsoft CEO who won't be drawn from the software giant's early leadership team. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I hear Linus Torvalds is a real a-hole And swears at the contributors to Linux even though he is too cheap to pay them they work for nothing and he gets all the credit for their hard work. He also refuses to call Linux GNU-Linux even though without the heavy lifting done by the Gnu team he would only have a kernel and not a full OS. We shouldn't use linux because it is so flawed it can't even run popular games like civ5 or have a decent anti-virus program. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! What do you know about DosBox? I have DosBox running Win 3.11 along with a number of old Windows and DOS games under Win7 64-bit. You can do the same on Linux, Mac & Be. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Thank you I already have DosBox running and some of the games I used to play back in the dark ages of Autoexec.bat and Himem.sys. LOL I don't think I've ever messed with QEMU. Sounds cool. I have Sega and Nintendo etc emulators on a CD somewhere. I used to keep them when my son was growing up so he could have a lot of games to play. I also run a PS2 emulator. When he left for boot camp he sold his ps2 but he left a bunch of discs with the games on them so I play the Final Fantasy games and Metal Gear. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! You say you are 'average' looking but that is your opinion looking at yourself. You don't really know what other people are seeing. Maybe your belly reminds them of the Pillsbury Doughboy. Maybe you are average but you have a cute belly and don't realize it. Maybe you give off lesbian vibes, I don't know. I agree it is weird or strange rather. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Dude, he's just a man not Superman Nobody can be expected to keep up the level of XTREME COITUS forever. Guys got a rest sometime. Besides, didn't they get married? Nothing puts a chill on the wild and crazy sex like getting married. Plus, maybe it's just that time. Who knows? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! iawtp https://wiki.debian.org/WiFi/HowToUse#network-manager I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I suggest going the other way Install only the baseline OS, like for example I install Debian Wheezy alone, no GUI or DE or any of that. I get a nice clean install with a CLI. Then I add on my DM, WM, Xorg, etc. etc. I like XFCE for my DE so I get that installed. Then I put on just the apps I like. You have to tell aptitude or whatever you use to not treat 'recommended' as 'depends' or else you get a ton of shit if you install like GEDIT or whatever. It beats installing a ton of bloat you don't want or need and then having to scale back. You only put on what you want. Another benefit is once it is built and ready you don't need to fuck with it as much. It's just there and it works and it's comfortable. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! aptitude install bfoo --without-recommends apt-get uses --no-install-recommends Take a look at Arch's documentation also, I don't care for arch itself but damn they have shit documented and it explained some stuff that I didn't really understand in debian. https:/wiki.archlinux.org I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Are you saying Jason was born after 1991? Or ar you just full of shit? You know where my vote lies. You know for years you have been telling us that you did this, that and the other thing and we accepted it on your word. But lately you have demonstrated an amazing level of cluelessness. I'm beginning to wonder if you have ever actually done anything other than attend school and buy up a bunch of domains to put your writing on. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! absolutely! I used to be in the Navy. Every freaking day multiple times a day I was employed in tying various usefull and sometimes simply decorative knots. Today I probably remember how to tie at most four knots and to actually do it might take a try or two before I got it right. However, I do not post in sailing related forms how I was 'tying sheepshanks and bowlines before you were born' I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! interesting Do you have wps turned on? Maybe you could whitelist? Orr if you hate the 2wire so much just turn off the wireless and connect your own router to it. I'm sure ppl would like to help you out but all this ranting about how everything is so shit kinda makes me think hell just fuck it. Too much sugar for a dime. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I have used linksys\cisco and belkin there is an older linksys before cisco bought them that is a workhorse. But it only does G. All the other linksys I've used have crapped out. These days they have that Cisco Connect stuff you're supposed to use also. The Belkin keeps on chugging along. It also has a very detailed setup. You can set a number of options although it isn't well documented. You need to already know what each setting is for before you start changing it. I don't broadcast an SSID so there is no 'HEY EVERYBODY WIRELESS HERE!'. I don't have WPS enabled either. My buddy swears by netgear but he does use wps. Fucker has a shitload of laptops running full time. He likes to download shit. He changes the password pin or whatever on a regular basis. Same reason as you, his boy gives out the key to his buddies. So maybe give belkin a whirl see what you think. Keep the receipt if it don't satisfy you take the bitch back. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Well I don't really want to get into a spiritual discussion on K5 but you should keep in mind that if He brings you to it then He'll see you through it. You also have to keep in mind that you are being tempered, like a clay jar in a kiln. You don't want to pretend it's sunshine and lolipops but still you should welcome that heat because it means you're going to come out harder and stronger. Also, you can be as negative as you want, it does get frustrating. What I was actually meaning, see, IRL as everybody here knows, ppl find out you know anything about computers then they are always asking for help which is cool. But I have actually had ppl close to me call me up and not even say hello just yell, "I'm fixin to throw this stupid peice of shit computer out the fucking window!" Well I'm like, So fucking go ahead, what do I care? I mean ppl want help and they go on about how this shit didn't work or whatever. 99% of the time it's because they didn't read what the fuck was on the screen. People don't read the fucking Manual, they don't read the readme.txt they don't google they don't read the fucking error message they just click ok or cancel and throw a fit when it doesn't work. So fuck those ppl, it's not my JOB to help them. But I might if they were a little more positive about it at least while they're dealing with me. They can cuss the machine all they want on their own time. You feel me? That's all I meant. Good luck. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I don't often mention Linux because I don't want them calling me and asking how they can get Call of Angry Battlefield Bird Dooty running on Red Fedora. What I do sometimes for those I think might have a clue is give them a live CD and tell them, "Boot into this and see what you think." I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! First off AV is not going to help you with people trying to crack your WiFi. That's a whole different set of problems. @nd All the flavors of Ubuntu are based on Debian. 3rd Don't run WINE. If you need Windows shit then install a VM and put a copy of XP or whatever on it. Then you can run whatevr AV you want for your Windows shit. 4th So what if AVG is CLI? What, you need pretty pictures? BASICALLY THE REASON YOU ARE HAVING SO MANY PROBLEMS AND GETTING FRUSTRATED IS BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. YOUR DRIVING A SEMI AND EXPECTING IT TO WORK LIKE YOUR MINIVAN. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! AWESOME DUDE! WE SHOULD MOVE TO MARS AND BUILD LIKE A LUXURY HOTEL AND PEOPLE COULD SWIM IN THE MARTIAN WATER AND WE COULD MAYBE GET RICH BY STRIP MINING THAT BIG ASS VOLCANO THEY HAVE UP THERE AND WE WOULD BE LIKE REGULATION FREE SO WE COULD DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANTED. LIKE WE COULD HAVE FOR REAL POD RACES AND NASCAR AND ALL THAT SHIT. MAN I LOVE ME SOME HOPE. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I DIN'T SHUT IT DOWN MAIGN THAT WAS DEM PUNK ASS NIGGAS OVAH DERE. I LOVES ME SOME NASA! ORIGINAL MOONWALKERS UP IN HEAH! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! BUT THATS COOL, I HEAR THEM RUSSIANS WILL HOOK A NIGGA UP WIT A RIDE TO EL EEYO FOR A DUB. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Does China even have the concept of IP? I don't think so. I'm not 100% sure I just assumed that in all communist countries the state owns everything so that there isn't anything like copyright. Right? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! He was 102 years old Sounds like he Nailed It rather than failed it. LIKE A BOSS! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Science means fewer jobs are needed hence starvation, poverty, homelessness. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I got a pro tip for you and I promise I'll only put in the tip! I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! IGTT 8 out of 10 Freshbait. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Someone here told me that Mexico has bitchin' dentists though. Also for the uninsured some decent canadian-style medical care is better than no "best medical care in the world" right? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! THEN THE POOR SAYS, "FUCK YOU PENDEJO WE GONNA KILL YOU AND TAKE ALL YOUR SHIT CABRONE" "OH WHAT, YOU GONNA STOP US WITH THAT LIL PIECE YOU CALL ALICE? WELL ON BEHALF OF OPERATION FAST AND FURIOUS, SAY 'HELLO' TO OUR LITTLE FRIENDS" I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! firstest with the mostest I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! no animals were harmed in the making of this video I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! I appreciate you watching So we didn't have to. Actually I tuned in earlier but I guess it was before dinner pacifictime and they quit for a bit. Then I got hung up watching a movie so I just saw the one thin dime thing and the the lady was talking. I saw him flash the infamous laptop that contains all the SECRETS. I wonder if he keeps his kiddie porn on that thing? I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! no animals were harmed in the making of this video I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! thumb slipped - 500 pts I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Well since the soapbox and ballot box didn't work I guess somebody decided it was time to move to option 3. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! WIPO Maybe we are cycling back More of the great unwashed and tech illiterate are moving to phones and tablets. Now if the Glorious Nerd Race would quit telling them about androids, Firefox and open source then Microsoft, Google, and Apple will eventually round them all up into walled gardens where they can App and Tweet and Bookface to each other on proprietary networks. Thus leaving the Great Internet pristine and pure for people who REALLY know what a computer is for! I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! WIPO: Love and Laughter I've noticed something about Crazy. Crazy hates shit. Crazy is ALWAYS pissed off about something. Even depressed Crazy is upset, often at it's own damn self. Another thing is that Crazy is always alone. Even in a crowd of people Crazy feels like it is either better than or less than everyone else or just simply apart. Crazy is alone for so long it often convinces itself that it PREFERS it that way. So, you don't want Crazy then the answer is Love. Love people. Accept them. You can still argue with them, get frustrated by them but at the end of the day you still Love them. And when you Love others remember to Love yourself. And Laughter. Laugh. Out. Loud. Shit happens find the humor and laugh at it. Laugh into the dark. Don't take anything too serious. Chances are in a hundred years no one will give a shit anyhow. Not absolutely necessary but I find a dash of surrealism helps from time to time also. Embrace the crazy not the Crazy. I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! many eateries do that thing Where the price is high when you expect high traffic like around breakfast lunch and early evening. But in the between times like before lunch and after noon they have drink specials or deals on snack type items. Certain days of the week that aren't normally real busy like midweek they often have specials on entrees and shit. I suspect the reason you don't see that in the grocery market is because margins are usually a lot tighter there. Like in pennies or less. So they drop the price of an item 10cents in the morning, nobody is going to give a shit. I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! I heard the dude tried to post bail in bitcoin I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! I don't think this is web 2.0 this is the design meme that has been creeping out from the mobile side. My Yahoo did this and I think it looks better for them. That Slashdot beta looks like ass with too much cutesy stuff for the neckbeards. Now if FP images are going to be a thing well that could become quite amusing. I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! Slashdot 2016 brought to you by Dice.com News for Nerds and Stuff that Matters SLIDESHOW: 15 Smoking Hot Rigs Old & Busted: Compiling Code New Hotness: Downloading Hot Apps XTREME HACKING: How to change your wallpaper. HOT NEW FASHIONS: What you'll be wearing in the Data Center this Fall. I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! Sorry, We're Closed! Please pardon our mess! COMING SOON Our GRAND Re-OPENING! We apologize for any inconveneince. I am the conductor of the POOP TRAIN! Hi! Too bad you can't say the same for your mouth Bitch. Ha ha ror IHBT IHL HAND AND I WILL HAND AT THAT. GOT OFF EARLY GONNA GTAV SOME, DRINK SOME, SMOKE SOME, LATER GET ME A LIL SOME. PEACE TO ALL MY NIGGAS IN THE K5 Yeah! I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! lol tht says it all. There was a vid on the tube from TPT - circa july? - it came up in my feed. Awesome shit b'otch I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! please do not mention that bitch's name in my diary TYVM. I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! With chickens We cut their peckers off. What will soon see though is this "disaster" as you say will occur and for 90% not much will change proving to everybody how little we need those fools in the first place. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. you don't understand Nasa might run better if it was organized like the post office. Mail will still run. Before you laugh realize that a lot of the problems the usps has is due to govt restrictions on their operations. Either way I'm not so much talking about govt services being useless but those bloviating airbags that call themselves statesmen. They are worse than a bunch of spoiled kids fighting over a toy box. I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! Cheese! Cheese for every body! I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! Plow the asphalt under Replace highways with electric light rail. When you reach your destination you can check out an electric car or bicycle depending on your needs. You don't pay for either. They are provided for all by the gov. No private property, housing would be provided for all. You would go to a housing bloc and check out an apartment like you do the car. Stay as long as you like. Bored? Just check out and go to another bloc elsewhere. Need something to do? Check the job board. Someone always needs a little something done with a human touch. But don't concern yourself over finding a job. Robots and other automata take care of most chores. Instead you can spend your time studying or doing research. Write poetry, build something, and trade it. Upset? Nervous? Take a legal chill pill or better yet a Soma. Welcome to a Brave New World I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! A prime number is a high quality and well marbled (high internumerical cardinality content) number. A choice number is also good but is not as well marbled as prime. Then you have the select numbers which are generally acceptable but less tender and quite lean. It is not recommended to use numbers of a lower grade as they can be very inexpensive but may introduce errors in computation. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Elementary! Your number was irrational. I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! As an existentialist You sure do love using labels. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Another Successful Orbit Achieved by a Dillo If I keep this up I might make the century club. Cake: Delicious Dinner: Doubly So Gifts: Both satisfactory and appropriate Candles: Unextinguishable I wish to thank all of the little people that made this day possible. If I had to step on any fingers or toes to get where I am today then believe me it was all worth it. (So get over it and quit whining). I vow that in the coming year I will strive to do some more of what i have been doing already I'll just endeavor to be more wasted while doing it. Hugs and Kisses!!! It never gets old. I hear ya. Some femenazi bitch burnin close to the ground. I been here before, but I aint gone lay down. Naw, naw Fuck dem suckas, I aint gone lay down! Dem niggas don't realize, What it takes to be a troll and there's no mothafuckin way that I can show 'em how we roll. Wish dey realized, (just what the fuck we do!), What it takes to make this cream. Submitting mad links with my team, ain't so simple as it seems. Yo, Hey yo I walks like a pimp, spark wit this Mac, caps lock ain't a wordsmith you tell from this cat. You fuck around and lose karma or somethin, I submit a link like a dateline predator, make me Schwarzennegger coming, (I'll be Back!) Nigga talk about a orangered aint no thing I got da comments boilin keep downvotes like bobylin move NSFW in and out da r-state. No trouble on supply weight, all bureaus five eights. And yeah my Snoo touched alot of steaks and them crumbs can't supply a cake and cake don't make crumbs it's true. Do da knowledge wait I'm try to school you to some game youngin, but you knuckle head lame youngin. Swear you know the game youngin, swear we move on the same train youngin. You on a different track, Well I'm the conductor and y'all niggas all rats. Uh-huh thats gangsta for ya. . . . But I'm not allowed to do that. Very nice piece of work you have there. I appreciate that you put in the games that you didn't personally like but that you have observed to be popular. I also appreciate the Arcade and Indie games list. Good work and thanks. I think that one is Harry B'Otch and the one below is trane. The last one has to be channel. HHD is the chick in the flowers, surprised she didn't mention hula-hooping. The black guy is balsalmic, the dude with the boner is Lil Debbie. I haven't figured them all out though. As far as emus are concerned. Well. We used to eat emu quite often a few years back. It was very fashionable and we even had a restaurant here that specialized in emu dishes. There was a couple ranchers began raising emu and the Courthouse had a number of court cases involving emu issues. Unfortunately, it went out of fashion just as quickly and I think many of those involved ultimately lost their ass if not their emus. Sunny side up or Over-easy, The women of Kuro5hin Never fail to please me. Someone would need to do the math . . . At least now you know where you can sell your panties. And when he bent over to pull up his pants spectators got a view of the full moon and a black hole. Oh wait, for a second there I thought that said '. . . covered in saliva' No hope for Lil DeBbIe . . . so ronery. Damn, are those Wranglers for just eleven bucks? Sequels you say? I just finished it last week. Picked up on advice from a friend. He didn't say that it was part of a series. Color me happily surprised. Oh...oh The final countdown. Oh...oh It's the final countdown. I believe that he is saying you have to use Windows Media Center to stream the file(s) to your 360. Burning the files to disk, or copying to USB or opening the file over the network with the video player is not going to work I don't think. Would you willingly have your mind downloaded into someone else's body? I enjoy playing video games and reading so yes, it sometimes feels as if my mind has already been 'sleeved' a few times already. Even going beyond that, how much does a physical body affect the mind that inhabits it? Could someone with a passive and gentle demeanor turn angry and aggressive in a different body? I don't know what the reality would be but while in Ryker's body he was mentally as well as physically affected by Ryker's nicotine habit. However, Kovacs' personality eventually overcame that. Also in the virtuality torture session his attitude and demeanor were very much affected by the female sleeve he was placed in. I would remind that even though this is an SF story it is also a detective story and so you should expect some red-herrings and false leads. Although I did have a hard time with one character that comes in mid-story who acts one way toward Kovacs and then when he meets her later does a complete 180 simply because she doesn't remember meeting him before. I caught that she had different orders but later she went above and beyond. That behavior made sense from Ortega but not so much from Trepp. They would pay about as much attention to the information as they do to the hold music. All they would hear is blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah while they waited for someone to answer the call. That was so funny I had tears. And the spear through the head was WOW! Poor Lara has died at my hands so many times over the years. And back when she moved like a tank (only fwd, back, left & right) I would sometimes get so mad when she missed a jump I would hurl her off a cliff to hear that AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH! Skrunch! I'm going to make the prediction that this film is going to be as high quality and engaging as the recently released Video Game, "Aliens: Colonial Marines". K5 is finally dead. Who kilted it? Some gangsta nigga goes by the name NIWS on the streetz but some niggas be callin him Alabama Po'k-chop. Then them niggas, P Diddy Crasta aka Igetzmoney and Eduardo Blacklapper aka Crackmastah Jam done buried it in cheap azz bling and ice and DAP Chrome. Fuck dat hood KayFive4Lyfe! K5 is FINE! Fine like a bottle of smooth wine . . . that's been pissed in by homeless beggars and crack addicts. It's not a LAW I don't believe, just the latest implementation of corporate bullying. I don't even think that all ISPs are on board with the plan, just those that are wholly or partly owned by big content owners like Time-Warner for example. I only mention this because if it isn't an actual law but if we call it a law and get people thinking that it is the law then we're doing their work for them. I think the joke is funny but it could be better. You should differentiate between the two better than just man and old man. I also think there should be a more compelling reason for the guy on the roof to come down other than he's just polite. Even something like the man on the ground telling the man on the roof that he doesn't want to yell where the neighbors can hear creates a bit of curiosity. Likewise the man on the roof should say or do something that might compel the man on the ground to follow him back up the ladder as well as give us some reason to believe that the man on the roof is indeed going to help the other man out without actually committing himself to do so. That way, when the man on the roof says 'No' it is a bit more unexpected and so carries more of a punch. Ah hell . . . Blarney's Stones - No matter which way you twist 'em it's hard to resist 'em. What does Michael Crawford look like? Does he look like a bitch? Don't you try to fuck him like a bitch. And although Michael Crawford doesn't seem to care who fucks him, he most certainly doesn't want to be fucked like a bitch. That means 'Later my pretty one' or something like that. IOW he's calling all of K5 his bitches. I would feel sorry for the dude if I didn't know that he HAD a nice place to stay, plenty of food, transportation and his mom gave him an 'allowance' to go out every day to piddle on the nets and the strip clubs. But that he wanted to go to pick up his stuff in California and expected her to finance it and when he didn't get his way, tried to have the woman committed, tried to have her license revoked, and threatened to sue her. When she finally relented and gave him a check for $1500 he stole her car forgetting the check in his haste, got involved in a hit and run in Nevada eventually getting to Cali where he began living illegally on the beach. I have to remind myself or yes I would feel sorry for the guy. That article didn't tell me anything and left me more confused than ever. The one thing I would like to know is, Is Windows Blue a Service Pack for Windows 8 ala Windows 98 Sp 1, or is it a whole (sorta) new OS ala Windows 98 SE? Will Windows Update download and install Windows Blue automatically at some point or will I have to purchase something? The part I don't understand is: " So basically they don't like the computer and want their money back. Not gonna happen on my watch damn it! " You sound like you are the owner of the store or something. That little walk-around you call a 'test' hell you could come back and say anything. I guess if the couple just upset you because they did not buy you cake? I've heard some real war stories here, like techs that I am sure still suffer PTSD from their ordeals. I may be wrong but I can see at several points in this story where you possibly could have with minimal fuss and no blowback on yourself have made a couple of customers happy but you decided to adhere strictly to policy users be damned. I'm sure the average customer sees your testing as quite technical. But what you said is that you know it is borderline but nevertheless you come back and "I go back to inform the couple, this is where it all turns to shit. I explain that I can't replicate the fault and therefore cannot accept the computer for repair/replacement. So right there you had the opportunity (because you know your test isn't all that precise) to say well, I cannot say whether or not the wifi is working so lets send it in for proper testing. That way, maybe things would not have gone to shit. Yeah, they didn't get exactly what they wanted but the end result is the same and you look like the good guy rather than the evil corporate drone. I'm not going to argue with that. But in your case you have proper testing I would assume? Not just walking around the store to see if you got a good ping? Now, this could have gone down with two customers not quite getting what they wanted but at least feeling that the store had their interests in mind. Instead the guy made them squirm a bit first. Sometimes it helps to see yourself on the other side of the counter. I think the Xbox One looks like hell. It is a simple box. Compared to the 360 Slim or even the behemoth that was the Original XBox the new XBOX One has no style. Even the name--which is going to be as confusing as when Sony released the PSOne--lacks any sense of style. Other than that, what little they talk about makes it seem to be a solid gaming and entertainment machine. I like HDMI Passthru, I like the idea that we can do more than one thing at the same time. I don't know about the whole built-in Kinect thing. I haven't invested in that because I don't have any jumping around room, not to mention at my age I'm not going to be jumping much anyways. Hey whaddya doin, oh wow that smells awesome, can we come in and join you, how come we have to go outside to do that, man that really smells HEROIC, here let me give you a lick, can i sniff the bowl, can you move your leg i can't squeeze in, i'm ready to go outside now, do you have a BALL in here, why is your fur around your ankles, was that thunder, how long you going to be guy, ooooo shiney! A guy at work just passed the largest kidney stone I have ever seen...out of his dick hole. I don't know whether to upvote or clutch my genitals while screaming. I have a feeling this is going to be taped up on quite a few walls. DR.A.M.A.? In the US even our laws require marketing. I might ask why we would expect the denizens of Tamriel to advance technologically in the first place? I can understand the question being asked because we are all human beings of the planet Earth and as Humans technology is something we like to do. But we have no evidence really that any other culture in our Universe is so inclined. Even on our own planet, creatures who many believe have a rudimentary intelligence don't really seem to be interested in making things harder, better, faster, stronger. Even among our own species, except for purposes of defense, most humans seem to find a level that they prefer and stay at that level for hundreds of years. Although Imperials, Bretons, Redguards, etc. are all fairly humanoid in appearance it seems to me from reading that they're not at all human. In fact it seems that from the lore all the peoples of Tamriel are in some way descended from Mer. So some things that we might take for granted, like expecting the same or similar rapid advancement of technology might be our own biases. Another thing that I believe plays an important part is life expectancy. Except for the Orcs, who I under stand have been cursed, the majority of beings in this world enjoy long life-spans (compared to humans). Just this alone is bound to influence their thinking about change and the level of change they are willing to accept. As many commentators have noted a paper towel does not 'work as well' as a coffee filter unless by 'as well' means keep the grounds separate from the coffee and even that is questionable depending on the brand. Mainly it keeps you from accidentally shooting yourself in the foot. Don't think of it as an annoyance. In many cases if you install to a different folder such as C:Games<Gamename> rather than C:Program Files or C:Program Files(x86) then you won't have this problem. It comes up because the program needs to write to or access some protected part of the system. He wasn't hacked, he gave the other person access in return for getting some points in a game or whatever. I know you think your son never does anything wrong but in this case your son did something he knew he shouldn't have done. I don't know how the Policy Enforcement people found out but when they did they started an investigation which lead to your son getting the perma-ban. They don't release any information about how they investigate because they don't want people using that info to get around the enforcement. They can do this because in using the service you agree to certain Terms and Conditions. They've been doing it this way since forever. I understand it is very frustrating but maybe you can use this opportunity to teach your son a life lesson. I don't work for MS and I don't entirely agree with this policy either but yeah if you spend any time at all on the forum you'll discover that this is pretty common. I wonder, if you continue, would it be mostly pee, poop and dog fart jokes going forward? I really like the style and I think that a canine president could be critical in several areas that a human could not. What I'm saying is, if you keep going with this then I hope that maybe you could make critical observations about politics that would be difficult with a regular character rather than a ha ha dog in the whitehouse, so funny. Crazy dog. Ya know, that voice sure does fit the Chris Pine Kirk. Like a glove. Ah well, I saw older gamers and I thought maybe you were talking about a group for the people that have the pc or console hooked up to a big TV because otherwise it is hard to see the screen. That have difficulty holding a controller for a long time for various reasons. The gamer whose reflexes might not be what they used to be but despite that they still like to game. Get Off My Lawn, Boom HEADSHOT! Liberty City and Vice City Stories for PS2. Also FFXIII, but I started that early last week actually. VCS has been a lot of fun. I did a few missions then went crazy for a bit then grabbed a bike and just doing some crazy jumps all over town. Ultima Underworld was hard to replay. So very strange, I remember just being blown away and practically living in that world when it came out. But a couple of decades later and I . . . wow, just wow. Is Simple Is you is or is you ain't? - My Baby Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Ah Unibrow! I'm enjoying some Texas Sweet Red from the Llano Estacado Winery. Cheers! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Seriously, WTF.COM Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Thank you for the kind b-day wishes! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Keep it in your pants mutton head. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. I may need to borrow that time machine of yours. Uh for ah hmm research purposes, yeah, scientific research purposes! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Damn, guess I'll have to use the Doc's DeLorean again. It doesn't really make a good impression with the women. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Thank you procrasti I am the conductor of the *POOP TRAIN*! It USED to be called global warming but they cooked the data or used only data that fit their hypothesis. In the end they got caught out. So to save face they started calling it CLIMATE CHANGE. You see, the CLIMATE on Earth is CHANGING. There can be no debate about that. The Climate is Changing. However, the climate always changes. Sometimes a bit more and sometimes a bit less. What they really want to say but cannot prove is that MAN is causing the Change in the Climate. Now one day they say man, the oceans are rising! And see we got weird ass weather! But you know what? It's just like the people who believe that shit really hits the fan when there is a full moon. But that is absolute bullshit. No more shit goes down on the nights with a full moon than the shit that goes down on the night of a new moon, or a 1st quarter. You know why? Because the moon don't have fuck all to do with anything. It's all in your head. And if you think climate change is something that HUMANS are doing then you just have an overestimated idea of our place on the planet. There was some study recently, check slashdot. The study was about how mass extinctions on the planet occurred at times that corresponded with our sun passing between galactic arms. Recently we have seen a number of, fortunately non-destructive, asteroids, rocks and bullshit come into our planet's atmosphere and give us a light show. Now knowing that, stop and think about it just a minute when you imagine how mighty MAN is and how much or little we affect this rock we're on. Take a look at this animation. Yes very pretty, but imagine. Not just the planets but the asteroids and all the other shit whirling around the sun and travelling along with it through our galaxy along with all the other shit floating around out there in galactic space. You see Man is just a passenger that recently woke up on this runaway freight train vortex of rock and gas and nobody is driving. Can you imagine waking up in the trunk of a car doing 120 down the highway and no one at the wheel? Would you seriously stop and wonder if maybe your farts were making the trunk uncomfortably warm? God damn but we are some monumentally egotistical and incredibly stupid bunch of monkeys. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. What happens when you use cocaine "Plastic Mind" Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. You're at LAMAZE Class when you could be getting drunk and playing GTA 5? Shit man, I've heard of being whupped but DAMN! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. follow through and finish it. **#warplife** Please let's not have that become a thing. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Bu Bu Bu But *WHEDON*! OMG! Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. expect it to be as good as the Avengers movies Not a very high expectation to have. Editorial Comment You should put links where you have S.H.I.E.L.D., torchwood, fringe, etc so the people who don't watch TV know what you're talking about. I watch TV but seldom do I watch broadcast TV. If it ain't on late night or netflix then I probably don't know about it. I'm sure that there are many these days that are more apt to watch things ala carte rather than just what the networks dish out. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. probably feels google is fundamentally broken and completely unusable. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Escape the real world where you are worthless and unloved. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Sounds like you lost already I rolled a dude with a [Roll D20] rich aunt that passed away and [Roll D20] left me all her money. As I was leaving the lawyer's office I stopped at [Roll D20] a convenience store where your character was working and bought a lottery ticket. [Roll a D20] I scratched it off and won $50,000. It was hot so I turned the AC up in my [Roll D20] Mercedez Benz CLS 500 that I [Roll D20] won in a poker game last year. I drove to my [Roll D20] home in the hills where my [Roll D20] former Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader wife waited with a [Roll D20] chilled glass of my favorite wine. I relaxed while my wife [Roll D20] massaged my feet. Later I [Roll D20] ate a delicious meal and for desert [Roll D20] the wife and I were joined by our [Roll D20] barely legal female neighbor for [Roll D20] sweaty three-way sex. [Roll D20] I won. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. lol lildebbie is a dude But I am indeed a dillo... Oh and by all means write something provocative. We live for provocative. I didn't give you a bunch of shit this time because I remember you from before. You stuck around for a little while. But yeah you should lurk moar to get a better handle on the community here. Unless you value your sanity. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Yeah whatever tell me more about this cumming on women's faces. That's feminism I can support! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. She has brown skin This is A'MERKA and so only Barbie Doll look-alikes can be Miz A'merka. No slanty eyed gooks, and no Muslim Arab Terrist Al Queerdo Nina Davalahlah from over there in Egypt going to be crowned Miz A'merka on my watch! And right here after we done had 9/11. You all know Obama had sompthin to do with it fer sure and fer certain! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Yeah and the TSA is a big Welcome Wagon WELCOME TO THE USA! BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Facebook --> Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. It reads just like 90% of the postings by the under 30 female set. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. As if you didn't know! If you paid as much attention as you do that fucking thing you're always fucking with then you would would know, does she have to explain EVERYTHING? MEN! Jesus! Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Just the way dudes are Same as my comment is to Riddick in the typical woman's side of the conversation. It really isn't intended to represent you. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. DON'T YOU HAVE A SHEEP TO FUCK? Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Obviously, in light of the recent violence in schools, movie theaters, naval yards, etc by the 'mentally ill', we should have better mentally ill control. We should have the authorities locate and identify those people who are mentally ill and place them somewhere safely away from normal society. If it becomes necessary for a mentally ill person to travel or do business in normal society then we should have some kind of alert or warning. I'm thinking the mentally ill person would be required to wear a helmet with a rotating red flashing light and a sober and mentally stable person should accompany them walking ten feet in front and waving a lantern while calling out, "Attention, nutcase walking!" Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. ucblockhead --> HUSI-ITE Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. No you misunderstand. Fools aren't valueless they are just discounted so that makes them more popular. Say you can get one smartie for $X but for the same amount you can get four or fives dummies. Sure if you're rich then you might want the cachet of owning your own smart person. But most people are going to make do and get the buy one idiot and get another idiot free. This is especially good if you have to purchase in bulk. Like government functionaries, football players, police dept and military. The savings you can realize on buying idiots in bulk completely override any benefit you get from buying a few intelligent people. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Just give me money That's what I want That's what I want (That's what I want) Give me some money What I want right now (That's what I want) Just give me money (That's what I want) That's what I want right now (That's what I want) That's what I want (That's what I want) Give me the money (That's what I want) I want that real money (That's what I want) That's what I want Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. I think you have mixed up nerds with Conservative Republicans. While most Conservative Republicans know their way around an interns rigid cock, they have never touched a boob and don't know how to interact with real people. Conservative Republicans love to hump body pillows and sexualize cartoon ponies. Conservative Republicans enjoy giving each other high fives and reach-arounds. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Rock from orbit Did I do that? my bad. Result: Gulf of Iraq Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Too much cognitive dissonance Assad looks white and will not wear towel on head. Conservative tea-baggers confused. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. This school excels at turning out foolish students. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. troll index -6 out of 10 Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. I've been re-playing them all I - IV (except for the london one) plus the stories, VCS & LCS, LatD & BoGT. It's not my favorite of all time but definetely my favorite on the console. Vice City was my favorite of the series. From the humor, the celebrity character voices, the scenery and the soundtrack. It still has the best intro of all of them. Starting with the fake 80 console READY LOAD "VICECITY" PRESS PLAY ON TAPE Then that awesome 80 style music. It is truely a work of art, a cultural parody as much as a game. "I will personally mail you the dicks of those responsible!" Casting Ray Liotta as the protagonist was fucking genius. But my favorite moment in the games was parachuting into Mad Dog's mansion with the Triad during GTA San Andreas. The Bank Job in IV was awesome sauce but it just didn't have the same over the top flavor as that morning raid on the mansion. Running over the rednecks with their own combine was a lot of fun also. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. A war buddy of mine just loves SA We'd get all buzzed and go to Mt Chilead. There is a jump there. We'd spawn different vehicles to see how far we could go. This other vet friend he would play and everytime my buddy would tell him to 'drop the nose and get that LIFT' and the ol boy would push the hood forward and drop like a rock. He never did catch on. But then, if you spawn the hovercraft and jump with it. if you can just keep it level you can fly all the way to the beach and into the water. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. VC Music is awesome Of course that shit is from my day so it brings back memories. pastels and wide lapels, white dudes with afros, cocaine, it's a helluva drug. SA music isn't too bad but my buds and I would load the User Radio station with Local talent like Bun B, Pimp C, Paul Wall, South Park Mexican, Mike Jones, Z-Ro, Slim Thug, etc. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Saint's Row is a moronic game for morons The two are incomparable. The only thing they had in common is CJ could beat people to death with a dildo in SA. If that is the game you're looking for then GTA isn't it. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. HEY COUSIN! IT IS YOUR COUSIN! WE SHOULD GET DRUNK TOGETHER! AND DESIGN YAHOO LOGO! I don't know what the bitch is talking about. my.yahoo.com is my ho'page and for the last few weeks they have been having different logos on there. Who gives a shit what the text logo is? No one pays any attention. It's the icon that says what is what. Big Y! on a purple background, that is Yahoo! Whimsical, hah, that is a word used by someone getting paid WAY too much money for what they're doing. This comment has been designed to be refreshing with the slight scent of mountain air. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. What the fuck is that supposed to be on her shirt? Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. No equivalent But there is Sen Wendy Davis who will be the next Governor of Texas and then possibly President. Unless the lesbian mayor of Houston, Annise Parker gets there first that is. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. That guy that did Minecraft is doing a Space Combat game. I reckon you can do whatever you set your mind too. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming What nonsense In the beginning GOD created the heaven & the earth. I don't believe RNA is mentioned anywhere in MY Bible! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Hey KayFive I am a proud grampa today. I don't think it would hurt anything to reveal her real name to you but being as that isn't a KURO5HIN tradition I'll just say that Lil Angel Dillo entered the world at 2:15 Am on Aug 26th 2013. She is both healthy and happy and Mommie & baby are resting comfortably. Looks like she'll be another one with dual citizenship! My little Angel Pleasant Dreams I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No not at all weird I've been getting old for a while now. It's painful though. Much more than I ever imagined. Just getting up hurts. I don't make a big deal out of it just that it is always there. I had that album and I constantly relate to it. What gets me though is people like MDC and Blastar that seem to think the world is the same as it was twenty years ago. Business, entertainment, dating, all that is different, what young people find interesting is different. How people think about things is different. It is a completely different world. Now I find this fascinating but other people my age find this kind of thing frightening. Now that is what is weird. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Well fuck the masses. You're not responsible to them. You just have to make your own way. Don't tell me that you'll get teased and put down. Only if you continue to try to do it the traditional way. Follow your own path rather than the path of others. It is simpler even now. For example take music, You have Pandora. Why yesterday I didn't listen to a single song composed after 1988. Movies there is Netflix. If you want to live in that bubble. But you can also embrace the new. I can listen to that all day. My point about you and MDC though is like, when you talk about Apple or Microsoft. You're talking about them the way they were back in the 90's. Even mentioning Blue Screens. Most people don't even know what that is these days. And MDC talks like things haven't changed since 1991. It's like whatever you guys learned back then you just wrote down in stone and treat it as gospel truth. It's like, is Fitt's Law even relevant these days? Does all the shit that Jakob Neilson used to promote relevant? If you ask MDC it is because that is what he learned and he ain't going to change. And we all know you have mental illness, we get it, It's cool. It's part of you but it ain't you. You feel me? You got meds, you got coping strategies. Turn that shit from a handicap a liability into a strength. You're a stronger human being from having gone through that shit. Stop hiding behind it, using it as sheild and start using it as a sword to cut your own path. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No, I didn't watch the VMA awards I don't give a shit if Miley Cirrus gave head to Will Smith I don't care. Thank you for calling me an idiot. I appreciate it. I have several Windows machines that work day in and day out. They don't blue screen or slow down or any of the other stuff you talk about. How do you know the NSA hasn't got a backdoor in your favorite flavor of Linux? You don't. Because you didn't build it yourself. You dl'd an install CD or similar and popped it in and said wow I'm running Linux. So you don't know what is in there. But it is all cool Norman. You want to be that kind of guy then be my guest. What makes you any different now from those people that ridiculed you and hassled you that office that made your loose you mind? Don't seem like there is much of a difference any more at all. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Let me be more specific Back in the day we had 3 tv channels and one phone company. I say that not in a 'walk to school both ways in the snow fashion' but just imagine life with no Internet and only three tv channels and one phone company and no other choice. It changes the way you think about things. When everyone watches the same show it has an affect on what people consider good vs bad for example. These days there is much more choice and just having that choice both confuses and upsets people. A large number of people are still not comfortable with being able to call someone across the country as easily as calling across town. Even if they are aware they can do it the thought might not occur to them if they are older. Like i said, it is a different world, I ain't just kidding it is fundamentally different. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming So I'm setting a friends computer up to play Skyrim. He's never played yet but just got done wit FO3. Anyway he wants my help because he wants to add mods. we fire it up and I swear I have never seen this before. But in the Intro animation the fucking wagon wheel falls of. Now the chars are reading thier lines like nothing's going on we're getting thrown about. I'm eventually thrown free of the tralier 'Free at Last! Free at Last! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming If you are unaware In TES games one always begins the game as a generic prisoner. At the beginning of Skyrim you have been captured, caught in the same net as the rebel leader and his cohorts. You begin the game riding to your execution. Now you isn't defined yet. So when the wheel fell off then here I am flying around undefined. I'm like DIVIDE BY ZERO GOD OF ALL I SURVEY! and getting a little nauseates. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No, it happened at the very beginning The dude is saying 'oh you are awake' Well one of the wagon wheels came off the wagon. It is still rolling downhill but it is ahead of us. We start rolling quickly down hill. No one acts like anything is wrong. The chars are all saying their lines like normal. The wagon passes through the horse he is now behind the wagon. When we start to catch up with the wagon of prisoners in front of us we slow down a bit but the wagon begins to roll and flip. We get to town and everyone is still in the wagon although Ulfric is like sitting on top of the sideboard the Thief and I are on the floorboards. The horse is back i front by this time. We park with the wagon on it's side, they call us to the gallows and we do the little climb out animation. It was fucking awesome. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming 2Gay4Crawford I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I woke up this morning and the sun was gone turned on some music to start my day. Lost myself in a familiar song, closed my eyes and slipped away. Don't look back a new day is breakin' It's been too long since I felt this way. I don't mind where I get taken. The road is callin' today is the day! I can see it took so long just to realize i'm much too strong not to compromise. Now I see what I am is holding me down. I'll turn it around, oh yes I will. I finally see the dawn arrivin' I see beyond the road I'm drivin' It's a bright horizon and I'm awakin' now Oh I see myself in a brand new way The sun is shinin' The clouds are breakin' 'Cause I can't lose now, there's no game to play I can tell there's no more time left to criticize I've seen what I could not recognize Everthing in my life was leading me on But I can be strong, oh yes i can. This is why my generation is superior. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Talking about Sci Fi I wish remixing films were as easy as remixing music. I would take all these Western properties and convert them to sci-fi films. It's a no brainer. Westerns make the best sci fi. Except with the remix you could have horses be starships and all that. I used to believe that cattle drives would be really problematic until i realized that the ENTIRE BSG series was a giant Lonesome Dove cattle Drive. Rosalind! We gots ta get these head to Earth, uh I mean Denver. But Admiral, I mean Colonel, if we hurry them there'll be no way to water them properly since the Sioux broke up our water casks and many will die! They'll die anyway if the Cylons, uh I maen the Souix, reach them! Dagnabit! This way a few might live! Ok then. Starbuck! you ride Point, Lee, you take up our rear! Don't let them damn Sioux in here! God dang Starbuck but you are getting quite a rack! Thanks for noticing my burgeoning sexuality Colonel. I ain't your little boy no more. It's that hormone therapy, can't wait to get to St Louis! Colonel, I must protest!. My flock is nearly exhausted! Preacher, we got to get to find Denver first and as soon as we do then your 'flock' can rest. I don't reckon you know what your gonna do with a flock of prostitutes in Denver but that is your call. Yes, it is my calling! Hell man, buncha people been doin it Paramount: What is this show, "Star Trek" about anyways? I don't get it. Gene Roddenberry : Basically it is "Wagon Train" To The Stars Joss Whedon - I ain't even going to pretend. My main character is going to be a Johnny Reb living in the aftermath of the (planetary) Civil War. There's gonna be space ships and horses and it's gonna be a hoot. No I realize that it has been done before I just wished it was EASY like Imma put up a viral YouTube easy and not put my house in hock. You feel me? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming On the next Hell on Plasma Jets on A&E We MUST get the stargate built and installed and connected to Frisco 187 before the end of the season! Now when i hired you, you said you were capable of doing that! Are you or aren't you? Well we've run into a snag or two. The main one being that the stargate line as proposed runs straight through Xsiou territory. If we go in there with out permission we could start a war. What of the UWF Space Forces? Can they not keep the peace? Well, sir they have been tied up near New Dallas and the Orion quadrant trying to protect colonists there from Eapche life forms. I understand they have acid for blood. I don't give a flip if they shit acid we Must have that StarGate! The Emperor himself is counting on it. Now you go do whatever it is you have to do to get the job done! Yessir! I heard you tallking to the Spoobaz. Ain't no way you'll get that stargate through Xsiou territory man. Not without touching off an intragalactic war. I got a plan. Oh yeah? Please tell me. I'm going to create a wormhole right through Xsiou territory. How you gonna manage that? last I seen there weren't no collapsible black holes in the survey. How then? Tomorrow on the 'ISS No Child Left Behind' there's going to be a shipment for me. I want you to take care of it for me. Personally. And what is this shipment exactly? I don't think you want to know. Why do you think I asked? Not much, just 500 grams of Anti-Dark matter. Anti-Dark matter??!! Have you lost your mind? You heard the boss, whatever it takes. Catch 'Hell on Plasma' Sunday night at 8pm/7c ONLY on A&E. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I think that is what they are all about Whedon's Serenity/Firefly was more obvious than most, he didn't even try to pretend. gene Roddenberry when putting together Trek pitched it as "Wagon Train to the Stars" The movie Outland starring Sean Connery the creators admitted they just took High Noon and adapted it. I'm sure there are many more. But you know it fits so damn easily. 1) You have a wide open wasteland that is traversed in days or weeks. 2)If you watch Westerns then you know it is rarely the lone gunman out on the prairie. Although there is room for him also. Most good westerns feature a lead cowboy either a partner or small gang so it's like a crew you see? 3) Built-in protagonists. In the Western you have Indians to shoot or that are going to make war or that otherwise is fucking with plans. In SciFi you got the alien. You can make him a blood thirsty enemy like many Injuns or make them misunderstood dudes just standing their ground defending against the evil white man. It's so obvious to me I don't know why hollywood hasn't picked it up yet. Imagine a SciFi version of Rooster Cogburn /True Grit. It would make a mint. Other ready to ka-ching properties is a Sci-fi adaptation of Walking Tall. 'Walk softly and carry a phased plasma laser in the 40 watt range' If you like Star Wars style Sci-Fan then take any fucking Clint Eastwood Western. Set it in Outer Space. Take away his gun and replace it with a light saber like device. Dress him up in a distressed space uniform with a cape. Well, maybe not Eastwood the man I mean he's getting long in tooth but lest say you popped Ryan Gosling in the role. You wouldn't even have to change the dialogue much. You know you would go see that shit. You would break your damn neck to see Ryan Gosling in, "A Fistfull of Credits" or in the "The Good, The Bad and the Xenomorph" I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Change it all up Realize that the Treasure isn't an actual treasure but a McGuffin. It can be anything, Exotic Matter inside a Black Hole, Anti-matter bombs on a moon. It's just something that everybody wants. The cemetery becomes the Black Hole or moon or just a set of coordinates in space, no matter. It's a hidden spot. Change it all up not just substitute hover bike for horse and lasers for six-guns. See what kind of twists and turns are afforded by your new venue. Instead of hiding behind a tombstone for example you could have the guy in orbit around the moon in his space suit. Then imagine what it would be like to to be floating weightless in nothing but this tiny suit in all this ABYSS and write about that. Nothing between you and vacuum but a few millimeters of suit material. Imagine the standoff itself occurring not on the moon or whatever itself but close by and occurring in their ships. By the time you finish it won't even look like it did before. It's basically the same story though. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No body knows about the jailhouse blues till you get within four walls. Spread the Corrosion! A Place on Reddit to Dump Kuro5hit, and 4thelulz a place deemed unacceptable for the general community. Pandorum is ok to watch but it isn't good. All the bits that would have madeit really cool are telegraphed to the audience ahead of time. That way they 'get it'. This is just another example of studio head thing that an SF film is too 'subtle' for Americans. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I would say accept a telephone contact not the video. Then you can report back your findings. however if the wife wold get upset best to just blow it off. Does she know you still hang out at k5? Is she down with that? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming People don't want to die they just want everyone else to die so that they don't have to put up with their shit no more. Like LIL DEBBIE screaming all the time. He doesn't want to save the world for damn sure. He just wants to send out his message so that other LIL DEBBIES will understand and take the proper precautions and bam disaster hits, it's a rough ride but LIL DEBBIES are ready for it. Then when the smoke clears and the dust settles all that is left are LIL DEBBIES. Now, I'm no doomsayer but there are things on your list that will happen. But I ain't saying the sky will fall or it will be the end of shit as we know it but . . . We WILL get hit by a humongusaurus asteroid or meteor some shit like that because it is a common thing. I doubt we will even see it coming and damn sure won't be able to do diddly about it if we do. But it will happen, just a matter of where and when. Happens all the time out in the cosmosis. We will have a super volcano erupt probably right her in the usa. Old Yellarstone is about due to pop and when she does it'll make krakatoa look like a taco bell fart I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I understand that is what you want just like all the other Lil Debbies in the world. Oh, you thought you were special. That in the the 7.106 billion dumbfucks alive on the planet today there is no one else like you. We'll get right on that. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Hillary already was president That's why she had to step down and let Obama take the DEM NOM in 08 and in return she was given command of a crack team of American commandos on the run from the Army for a "crime they didn't commit". He loves it when a plan comes together. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Hillary already was president That's why she had to step down and let Obama take the DEM NOM in 08 and in return she was given command of a crack team of American commandos on the run from the Army for a "crime they didn't commit". He loves it when a plan comes together. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming It is hard to find good Sci-Fi on film because sci-fi has always been a bastard step-child. Even the most iconic cinematic sci-fi "Star Wars" is just a Swords and Sorcery film in space. What is Sci-fi anyways? The future? Spaceships? So, take a look at the kind of story you want then start looking toward is this sci-fi or not? Does that make sense. So, you want new SCI-FI or old? Most of the better produced sci-fi has a horror theme. So Alien Quadrilogy 1 - 4. Sunshine, I saw Netflix has Event Horizon. There is the recent Moon. Looking farther backwards rather than forward is Outland, Blade Runner, Silent Running, Saturn 3, 2001. Oh yeah, turn back and go into the ocean for The Abyss, and Sphere. Don't look on IMDB instead find a forum like that has a bunch of Comic Book guys. Lots of decent Sci-fi in Non Hollywood markets like Japan, Canada, Australia. It might not be billed as sci-fi though. But remember, good sci-fi doesn't mean academy level performance and perfect science. (lasers will make pew pew sounds in space no matter how much it displeases you). Some do try. However, if it approaches a decent western then it is fucking good sci-fi. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I stand beside my comment Those blockbusters are more comic book adaptation than sci-fi. Sci-fi has always scared the Suits because they don't think the audience will understand. So yeah, <font size='GONZOMUNDUS'>BAM POW ZAP WOW</font size> 'I'm a Guy in a frying Iron Suit that has sex with Gwyneth Partrow!' & 'HULK SMASH!!!' Is fine. It has always been this way, Science Fiction has never been accepted as 'Real Literature'. On the page or on the screen, SF is just like your white trash neighbor. Fun to hang with and but you don't want to be seen with her in public. Look at how they take GOOD SCIENCE FICTION (All that Phillip K. Dick stuff for example) and fuckit all to hell and back. Yeah, BASTARD STEPCHILD. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That lists some pretty old shit. And is that voted by IMDB users or is that by box office take or Academy Awards won? Try to pitch an original sci fi project to the studios and they're going to say, John Carter of Mars which was a decent movie, just no body except nerds went to see the damn thing. Bastard Step Child. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yeah I know that J Carter is NOT original Fiction but I'd bet a dime to a dollar and a hole-in-a-donut that as far as Disney was concerned they probably never even heard of Burroughs. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Final Note on how Hollywood treats Sci-Fi "Stupid me for hoping that a $115 million blockbuster was willing to take a stand. In what has become all too typical for science fiction movies, Blomkamp's (of District 9 fame) high-minded story loses steam and the movie gives way to gory, technically impressive but ultimately mindless fight scenes. What a shame, considering that Elysium's themes are ones that science fiction should addressing in mainstream films. But this is Hollywood we're talking about, and there is no problem that Damon, beefed up and shaved bald, can't fix with a huge rail gun and a couple of hand grenades." Bastard Step Child On the nets there is a screenplay that was "supposed" to be written by Jon Spaihts for Prometheus. It is an excellent peice of work, Now I don't entirely blame Hollywood for Prometheus. I think a large part of the fault lies with Lindelof but even here you can see the mind set of Hollywood. Any msg you have you must bash it into the audiences head like those HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FORHEAD ads, otherwise they ain't going to get it. We have no room for subtlety. Keep it simple, we don't want 'em thinking just munchin popcorn and going 'EWWW Purty Lights' Future of Sci Fi: Aw My Balls in IMAX 3D with Beatz by Dre!. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming BTW I put Saturn 3 in as a joke It is pretty bad. BUT it showed Farrah Fawcetts titties and that made it quite memorable to me and my peers. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yeah, try Space Battleship Yamamoto I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yamato (I always fuck that up) I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming If you require subs then click cc on the controls I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Irrefutable evidence that AGGRAVATED OBESE is The Pope. See: Aggravated Obese Aboard Vatican One If that don't harelip the Governor. Pope's breakfast for the poor Boogers I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Q: What do you cut your cocaine with? A: A fucking razor. I can't imagine anyone "cutting" their own coke for personal use. You would only want to cut if you were distributing it. I mean, that's what I would figure. I actually have no idea what any of this means. Speaking about things I know completely nothing about I had long heard that Englishmen would mix tobacco with marijuana in their joints and I thought that is like mixing kool-aid and beer. Yuck. But for some unknown reason and I could not even imagine what this would taste like but I could damn sure do with a blunt about now. So I dunno, maybe those limeys might have a good idea. blunt - a hollowed-out cigar filled with marijuana. I had to Google the term since I know nothing about recreational drug use I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No, not stronger weed lighter weight smokers. Better hash perhaps but not stronger weed. Besides that British aren't known for their tastes as far as what they stick in their mouth. Actually I think it has nothing to do with strength of weed or ability of the toker. I think it is just something dudes and dudettes started doing when pot got popular and it became a tradition. Like putting ketchup on french fries. Why would anyone want to do a thing like that? But it got to be a traditional thing. Same with blunts. I think there are few US white folk that really care for blunts. White folk tend towards water pipes and vaporizers. The more complicated they can make it the better they like it. Nothing an American likes better than having to use hundreds of dollars worth of equipment to enjoy something. But black folk they buy them Phillie Blunts (Sour Apple is da bomb) and rip out the tobacco and replace it with the sticky icky. It'll smoke you stupid. If anybody did that kind of thing I imagine. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming If your dick is so short you can't see it . . . Life ain't worth living anyways. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming A burly young lass in Cancun took an effeminate man to a room. They argued all night over who had the right to do what and with which and to whom. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Breaking on K5 Wow, just wow. This has been a most interesting weekend. I guess the most interesting weekend of my life and now, I will make it the most interesting weekend of your life also because I am ready to BLOW THE WHISTLE. Yeah! Yeah i'll get yelled at but they can't keep this to themselves. It belongs to everyone. I may get into trouble but it is all worth it. I'm just so excited I don't know where to begin so I'll just start at the beginning and work my way to the end. What made everything even awesomer was when I got back I found out that Area 51 had been declassified. Wow, what a coincidence. So we left Friday with some things we wanted to fuck up in various ways and arrived at the place in the desert that we go to so we can fuck shit up in peace. We usually like to get an early start on this shit so after a short meeting we all retired to our trailers. Some of the support grunts have to sleep in the tents that are scattered around. Usually I feel sorry for them because of the heat but it wasn't too bad out there. From where we were we could see the flashes of lightening a ways off but we weren't close enough to hear thunder. There was even a good little breeze. The next morning I got up and headed for mess. This is like my favorite time. You can't get a breakfast like this from any silly five star hotel. Fucking crispy bacon, sausage, hash browns, toast or biscuits, fresh fucking doughnuts, fruit, cooked to perfection in the great outdoors and laid out in steam trays. There's juice, and milk in 5 gallon cartons and nectar of the GODS, military grade coffee. I asked a big black sergeant with a grin as big as Texas for a couple eggs over easy. Grabbed some bacon and some sausage, a biscuit and some fried potatoes and went and sat down. As an ex-sailor I carry my own coffee mug and I fill up with aromatic hot coffee black as an abyss. I love being out in the desert. I love being in the arctic. I love being at sea. I don't know, something about being in the middle of god damn no where at all is just . . . fuck I can't explain it. I mean, yes it makes me feel small in a way. But then again to be able to be there where a human really has no business being and to be enjoying a hearty breakfast while you're there. I mean that's like giving mother nature a big fat fuck you. So after breakfast, I get busy because we'll be getting to it very shortly. I have this fucking cool laptop that sits in a suitcase thing I think it could be run over by a tank I love it. I power it up and login. Start up the software and go help our group get our shit calibrated. It doesn't take long. Hell, the Army dudes already did some of the work before we got here. I told you about the laptop but I have had it for years really, I even gave it a name but it is kinda dumb so I'll keep that to myself. What is new is they gave me this tablet thing that I'm supposed to keep notes and shit on. I can talk into it and it understands and transfers my voice to text. It keeps everything encrypted and has a tracker on it if it gets stolen. I bet they could shut it down by remote if they had to. It has work specific stuff but it also can do all the shit the civvie tablets can so i play around with it in the time I have left. TESTES TESTES ONE TWO THREE! HAH that cracks me up. Alrite so we're just about to start TEST ALPHA when about 20 yds from the target the air starts to shimmer. But it's not a heat shimmer it's like one of those shimmers that you see just before a dust devil pops up only there are like rainbows all wrapped up in it. I can feel the hair on the back of neck stand up in the little bunker and the screens on my laptop and tablet get all twisted up like somebody is waving around a huge magnet. Then there is a pop in my ears like the air pressure dropped and the next thing I know, floating out there in the middle of fuck-all is a god damn space ship. Now I say space ship because it looked like a space ship. In fact it looked just exactly like the ship from Lost in Space only bigger and flatter. It had lights underneath chasing each other around. It was silent and just hovered there stock fucking still for several seconds then it dropped straight down and landed on the dirt and rocks like a damn feather. For several more seconds it was completely quiet. Then the printers started making their whirring noise spitting out paper. I didn't even realize they had stopped. Then all hell broke loose. Now maybe we should've been better prepared but I for one think that of all the possibilities we were thinking might occur that ALIEN INVASION was NOT on the agenda. Anyways, I have to say we were quite confused and it took us sometime to pull our heads out of our ass. And by that time a small delegation had disembarked from their "ship". It was just like Unsolved Mysteries. They were taller than an average human and slender. They had the bulbous heads with the big black teardrop shaped eyes. No nose was visible and it looked like their 'mouth' was a series of overlapping slits like gills. On their backs were a set of small parallel bony ridges. As far as I could tell they were completely nude, not even a belt and hairless. From where I was I could not tell anything about their hands or feet but I discovered later that they did indeed have five fingers on each hand with one of the fingers opposed Well I have to wrap this up for now because i have a meeting in a few minutes and I have a strange feeling that there are going to be many such in the near future. But I really haven't blown any whistles yet and I know you Kurons are Kurious so, you got questions I have answers. After the initial hub bub alooza my group were basically left sitting around with our thumbs up our butt. The original tests were a wash at this point so I got my group together and had them start packing shit up. I left Steve in charge of that and I went in to finagle myself a position as 'civilian observer' which was actually easier than I thought. You'll want to look at Fermi's Paradox. And I'll quit beating around the bush. See, there are no Aliens. The Aliens are US! That's right. They are us. But not a contemporary us but US from the future! Aliens are time traveling humans from Earth's future. Yeah, it is hard to swallow at first. I mean we didn't have to take it all in in one fell swoop either. We got the info in dribs and drabs over the weekend but it all came together. First of all, the space ships are actually time machines. Now if you give it any thought you would realize that say we start in London in some future time and travel back to London in 2012. Right off you have a problem because the Earth and in fact the entire solar system has moved an considerasble distance in that time. So the spaceship/time machine doesn't fly at all. Imagine you have two vehicles moving along and you have a special cue stick that you can extend and retract and move around. At the end of the cue there is a pod with your travellers on board. You want to put them on the hood of the second vehicle so you let it stretch out so it is matched up in speed and direction with the target. Then you move it closer to where you want it and pop it down. Now sometimes you arent very far from your target and the two are travelling in roughly the same direction. In that case an observer on the hood of the second vehicle is going to see very smooth movement. Under other circumstances there is going to be some adjustments made. So the same observer is going to see the 'ship' making some very erratic moves and in fact moving in ways that any normal aircraft would find impossible! Why do this? I'm no physicist so i couldn't follow the math but it turns out that it actually requires less energy to move through time than it does to move a large payload through space. They can even visit nearby stars and planets in a certain timeframe easier than trying to travel directly to them. Like I said, I didn't really understand the physics but for those of you smart enough here is a clue, well it is what they kept referring to as an example anyways. You know when you look up at a star today, what you're actually seeing is that star as it existed at some time in the past when those photons left that star on their journey here. You don't have to have any special equipment, just your own eyes and you can go outside and look into the past without any effort on your part. They have actually visited many planets and systems near enough to Earth using this technique they have developed. What they have discovered is that Mother Nature seems to love life. Life is fairly abundant through out the known galaxy. Unfortunately, intelligence is not. At least not human level intelligence. It stands for us to begin galactic conquest. They did explain some about paradox, like shooting Hitler or something but I couldn't understand the explanation although I think it has to do with some kind of quantum states and multi-verses it just . . . well frankly it made my head hurt. They do abduct people. They admitted this. They do it for various reasons, They do not perform anal probing. They think it is quite humorous how that whole idea got started in the first place. They already know human anatomy so they take people mostly for what i understand are artistic purposes. They seem to have the idea that certain people, if they had been brought up differently or educated better would have become great thinkers or artists. From what they say I believe that they are taking biological info and making clones of certain individuals and bring them up a certain way to create artistic geniuses in their own time. Cattle Mutilations. They copped to that also. Seems there isn't much BBQ in the future. As for their appearance they aren't actually grey. They are tall and slender but they have a great variety of hairstyles. They look quite a bit like us except for their hands. Their face looks just like ours only very pretty. What we usually associate with the alien experience, grey skin, large eyes, is actually just their suits. They rarely speak except to each other. They do not possess universal translation tech and there are only a very small number of their people skilled enough to speak our language. Think about it. How many people could travel back to 4 BC Rome and speak Latin well enough and with the proper accent to communicate with the natives and you get an idea of the problem. That's all I have time for now people. Maybe more revelations later today. In the meantime if you see lights in the sky give our new friends a wave! No. There are NO ALIENS So you'll have to blame someone else. Perhaps the Illuminati, Bilderberg Group or the Koch Brothers. Sadly, this means there are no Reptillians under the Denver Airport either unless they aren't actually Aliens or possibly the Time Travelers lied to us? Naw, why would they do that? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming "I am not sure I could survive a third" Fucking L to the O to the L. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yeah but he's a lousy lay. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm hard to call Aussies xenophobic Probably something to do with the Mad Max movies. . . Speaking of which, I hear they're making a fourth. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming This IN REAL LIFE GAME It's not quite up to the hype. Especially the graphics which folks always say are amazing but I allways need some thing like a weed mod to even get the buggy thing playable. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming In my day we had MUDs There was a Star Trek one. \ I was a Romulan. The graphics were gorgeous because they rendered directly in my brain. I still get a chill thinking about walking through the Central Plaza on Romulus. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming The FASA one or the Armadillo one? I had the one called Starfleet Battles that played on a hex grid. Then I got the RPG where you would roll a character up and play. I had the Romulan expansion but I didn't like the ruleset for Romulans so I hardly played as Romulan. Later I got an expansion called Trader Captains and Merchant Princes and one called The Triangle. It introduced trade to the game along with smuggling and piracy. It was so awesome I never played another RPG again. I was also a huge Car Wars fan. When I first learned to program i would write utilities to help me play better. Good times man good times. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming When i was very very young and things got tough I would sing and it would be better. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That works for a military career also. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Monetize Sloth Basic Income, yadda yadda yadda HEY! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Shorthand for Oakaly Dokealy Good Neighbor! And as you know no doubt, a good fence makes a good neighbor. Savvy? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming FOR GREAT JUSTICE! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Gay5abe Kayfabe is a term I first learned on this website. That is a little strange considering how nuts my childhood family loved fucking Wrestling and NASCAR. I've always been the odd one out not caring about sports much. But then again, they would have denied the concept of kayfabe since in their hearts it was all real. But I embrace kayfabe because it is often the very essence of those few articles, stories, and diaries that make Kuro5hin shine. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Cool, we can haz language? We have a troll and we have those who are trolled, the ones that provide the lulz. The ones that bite and so are called biters. But of the ones that know it's a troll and bite anyway or those that realize it's a troll but continue to participate what are they to be called? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming THERE IS ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS --> Dumb people would see that on a sign at Barnum's and follow it only to find themselves back outside and needing to purchase another ticket to get back in. PT BARNUM, World Class Troll I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Big Mo The only state in the union jealous of Mississippi. Most folks think of Missouri they imagine St Louis which is actually a fairly progressive community. But the law is made in Jeffcity, where the men are men andthe sheep are nervous. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming not all mil are grunts holding a weapon Many are highly trained and skilled professionals that actually do a days work for a days pay rather than sit and surf for 8 hrs. Men and women who come to the workplace dressed professionally and disciplined to do the job without pissing around. If what you are seeing is the dregs then your company obviously doesn't have what it takes to attract the high quality and caliber of the the well trained soldier, sailor, airman, or marine. My advice would be to close the company and kill yourself. It's the right thing to do. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming TOO HOT TO FUCK WITH YOUR ASS I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I was the same with Stargate Watched the movie. It ain't that bad but it ain't that good either. Then the TV series came out and I'm all NOT INTERESTED. So is it good? Maybe I should watch? I did pick up SGU which was recommended by my brother. I really enjoyed that and hated to see it killed early because from what I understand the Atlantis fans thought SGU was responsible for the death of their series. Oh well, Sci-Fi is making a comeback on TV and that is good for everyone EWWWW You ate it? Damn. I was right there with you up until you ate the booger. Man them things feel so goddamn good. I usually flick em up as high as I can on the wall or if i'm working in open plan just let the fucker fly see who gets lucky when it lands. Hey Lydia, what's that ion your hair? What? WTF? OMG GROSS! DISGUSTING! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Something I read in an assembly programming book years and years ago. I can't quote it verbatim but basically it said, 'too often we get bogged down by the things we can't do or don't know how to do. but instead we should leverage the things we can do and the things we know how to do.' So relax and take your class. Write about something you know. You know how to fix a Mac? write about that. Whatever just keep going, be patient. It may take awhile but eventually you will get some where. Mike Krahulik says the most important thing for wanna be comic artists is to draw something every day. No matter what it is just draw something every day. So write something every day. You could post a peice to the mod sub every day. A short story or article. Not a MDC rant but something you seriously want to write about. You're going to get voted down. But eventually you'll get good. Think of it as Hard-core Ninja writers training. Don't write to get voted FP I know you already have posted FP material. Well that's one thing and it is hard but it is easy because it costs you nothing but your willpower and your time. If you know how to code in VB6 then code something everyday. Write some code everyday. If you start to pick up java do the samke thing write java every fucking day. Seriously, I know a dude for real that started with a lawn mower. Started fucking mowing lawns. He had been a manager but his company downsized him and he couldn't get a job in the economy and he had to make some money. So he spent i don't know a good few years mowing fucking yards with the push mower. then he got to where he had enough clients he could start buying a little better equipment and get a better vehicle. Well now, 20 yrs later and he has a lawn care business making real vinigga money. Every Fucking Day Do it. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming All good ideas. I know, VB it sounds like a toy but shit if it gets the job done. You know it all eventually gets converted to ML anyways whether it is COBOL or C or whatever. And you talking about Business apps. Hell yeah. So maybe your clients aren't the fortune 500 but if you got enough small businesses using your software getting upgrades and support you could make a decent living doing that shit. But whatever, just be sure and write something each and every day. Every day without fail. So there is this thing called Windows Scripting Host. It supports VBScript and Javascript natively and you could get a Python module add-on. It would let you handle some really tedious bullshit with Windows. I used the hell out of it. Of course now they want you to use Powershell for that shit. Well ok, but I tell you it was simple to script in VBScript and I could make a nice little toolbox with that shit. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Let 'em laugh Fuck 'emthis ain't HS anymore. A man does whatever puts dinner on the table. If it's VB6 paying the bills then fuck 'em. Good luck man. But I'm serious. Feel good, or feel bad. In the mood not in the mood. Write some code every day. Every. Single. Day. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming MDC's essays aren't the cause but a symptom IANAMD but it all comes down to: Use only as directed, don't exceed the proper dose. Keep out of reach of children keep the bathroom cabinet closed. And with respect to his mother, "You don't bite the hand that feeds you." I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You are somewhat correct for a change. Mom should not have to feed him, but on the other hand I don't think she feels like she does. Have to I mean. Seems that she takes pleasure in providing for him. He complains that 1) it makes him dependent upon her and 2) the portions are too small. But I wasn't speaking strictly in the sense of food. His mother has provided so much for him and he thanks her by giving her mega fucktons of shit to deal with. Now I realize that you will swing your one-comment dick in here and say, OH HELL SOLUTION TO PROBLEM=BASIC INCOME! And perhaps you are right but it doesn't help the current situation. BTW did you check out that Basic Income reddit I linked you to the other day? Just curious. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming When I was a young adolescent I was walking down a path through a field towards my girlfriend's house. it was late in the afternoon. I'm just going along minding my business when I saw a snake on the trail. I had very nearly stepped on it. I backed away slowly and successfully made my way around it and started down the path again only to see another fucking snake. I stood stock still for a minute and took a good look at the path. For at least the next 20 yds or so there were like a hundred snakes laying out in the path soaking up the warmth I guess. I said to myself, fuck that I'll go see her some other time. and hustled my butt home. I'm a'skeered of snakes. When I was little, like trycycle days, we lived in West Texas and my grandfather would catch snakes and sell them or sometimes the hide. He would come back with sidewinders that I swear were designed by Lucifer himself they looked mean and deadly just sitting still but fuckers were lightening fast. And rattle snakes as big as this fucking desk. He had mice for the smaller ones and the big ones he'd feed rabbits. Holy shit dog, for a seven year old that is like nightmare fuel. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming This is a question of respect No matter what you are the man of the house, the alpha dog. If they are constantly interrupting you even after you have asked them nicely not to do so and esp if the help is something they could do themselves or wait for then that is a sign of disrespect and if you give in then you are losing face. If you get mad and lose your cool then you also lose face. You are the man with no job so they may not respect you at all. But it doesn't matter if you don't have a job, it doesn't matter if you are on disability. It is still your house and your castle and they need to learn to give you the respect you deserve. In most areas of life respect has to be earned yadda yadda but in this instance, talking about your home in which they are living then they need to back the fuck off and give you your space. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I had a similar problem. I finally had to ask, "Are you dumber than a twelve year old? Seriously, there are kids, I can show you video footage of children that can do this shit every day. You must be pretty dumb if you haven't figured out how to use the keyboard by now." And they're going to get all huffy and puffy but you have to put your foot down. You know you may have to take it away. When they ask why you take away computer you tell them because you can't use it so I'm going to give it to someone that can. Yeah, it's mean, and I realize that it is family but dude you have to draw the line when it comes to bullshit in your own house man. And don't take no shit off that brother in law either. He may be a really good guy with a heart of gold but don't lety him fuck you over. Why? because he is a dude and like it or not you and him are going to establish who is the dominant male. If you let him he will be running your house. I know the feminists are like OMG BLOG BLOG BLOG but fuck it if it ain't the truth. It's a million years of evolution. Now the grandmother you have to respect because she is an elder. But you don't let her tell you what to do either. Good Luck. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Rule 65 - Not your personal army LURK MOAR I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Canonical K5 Ad Hom: Gay Diary, Diary-uh, TL;DR, MTV'd VTD. Kill yourself faggot. - Muh Dick I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I started a Bowel movement once It was great until we got to the point where you drink the Kool-Aid. I should've taken Crawford's advice and offered any flavor other than lemon. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I just now seen your poll and I gotta tell ya I ain't no papist. Pope, hah! Pope he says. I could tell you a thing or two about Popes that would make make your hair turn white. Besides that I have been a frisbeetarian for a long time since like back in the seventies dude. I don't think I could switch now. I have been diligent in preparing my place on the roof for many years now. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No, is it any good? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I take it you must have been away for awhile Lots of real crazy NSA level, Chris Hansen 4chan style, shit going down on these pages. It's hard to follow though because the modsub stuff got nuked. Congrats on your nuptials. Del Griffith was also recently hitched. You didn't have a ren faire wedding did you? Sorry to hear about your accident. Someone tried to poison me at work. Vinigga lost probably millions of dollars in the last few months but he is still rollin and strollin, taking in nickles and flippin em for dubs. Peace I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Oh and Crawford has been collecting kiddy porn and is back in jail again but for something unrelated. It's all because of the fucking Russians. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming have a snickers You're not yourself when you're hungry I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Why are you dissing that poor guy that hosted Family Feud dude? He was fucking cool. And the number one answer is . . . <ding> SYPHILIS! He was also one of the heroes in Hogan's Heroes dude. Give the man a break. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming DAWSON DAWKINS, NO DIFFERENCE THEY BOTH DIED OF TEH AIDS. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Mack Bolan comes to mind http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_Bolan Quite a few stories come to mind but I don't remember the actual titles just the stories themselves. I'll get back to you. Also, try this list you might enjoy it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Marcinko#Fiction I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Maybe it is like 12 Monkeys? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT? HAVE YOU? IF ALL ALL OF THESE NUTS COULD JUST MAKE PHONE CALLS, THEY COULD SPREAD INSANITY, OOZING THROUGH TELEPHONE CABLES, OOZING INTO THE EARS OF ALL THOSE POOR SANE PEOPLE INFECTING THEM! WACKOS EVERYWHERE, PLAGUE OF MADNESS!!! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I have a device called an answering machine. Also caller ID info shows up on the TV or as you Ozzies call it the Telly. I understand OZ is a third world backwater but I'm sure you can buy them at your local equivalent of Walmart. If I don't recognize the number or they don't leave a msg then fuck them. I never understood why people feel that it is imperative to answer the phone. They are calling Me wanting My attention. I do not have any obligation to give them that attention until I am ready. You wouldn't let any random bozo stumble into your office to interrupt you. As for your bank, there are phones that play distinctive rings for certain numbers that you set. So if the bank is calling you could set the ringer to a special ring that would let you know it was them and not just some fuck wanting you to donate to the Organization for the Premature Ejaculation of Palestine. Over here the DONUT Call List is a joke. There are so many loopholes in it and it has no real teeth so nobody gives a shit. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming It starts to make sense when you realize that the product known as Beef 'Jerky' was originally known as Jerked Beef. I don't know what it's history is but I know the American Indians used to jerk their beef and dry it in the sun. I used to jerk my own beef and it was quite the delicacy but I don't have the time anymore. You should try jerking your beef rather than getting the artificially jerked beef in the store. It is much better when the beef is jerked by hand rather than a machine that is designed to jerk hundreds of pounds of beef at the same time. Or better yet have your girlfriend join you in jerking your beef. It is an excellent way to build strong relationships. But where the mystery is are those 'franks' or sausages or whatever the fuck up in those rotisseries in the gas station - What is the deal with that? Seriously, you ever see anyone ever buy those fuckers? No. They sit there going round and round every fucking day. I have a theory they are the eggs of some alien species and the rotisserie is their incubator. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Obviously a sign that New York will soon be the target of a Sharknado! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Chess, apparently a lot of people play it. How can this game be difficult? There are only six different pieces on an 8x8 board. Can't be that hard. <end snark> <begin lulz> I had a little beverage accident just now. I hate to share it becuz it was stupid, but I figure everyone could use a chuckle at my expense. So on the right hand side, out of the way I have a bottle of delicious, thirst-quenching water. Earlier, I had retrieved a bottle of rubbing alcohol to do some cleaning and had set it aside. (Yeah, you can see where this is going) Right, I'm typing and watching the screen, reach over for my refreshing beverage grabbing the alcohol instead. I keep the lid on the bottled water to prevent spills so I didn't even think about it. Quick twist of the cap, raise the bottle for a quick sip and GAGAGAGAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! PaTOOIE! DAMN that is Nasty! Well everything is cleaned up now and I put the alcohol back in the med cabinet and got the taste out of my mouth for the most part. Oh yeah, if you didn't know already MS is giving away two games per month on the 1st and the 16th to Gold members. It's old news apparently, they started like in June. I didn't know about it though so I was happy to get a copy of CrackTown or Crackdown or some thing like that. Looks cool though. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Probably not More like to keep the cheap 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999=====e2222222 geezers and the campers and the 14 yo trash talkers loyal so maybe they'll get a xbone. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming The fucking Surface is an awesome device It's just not $1K BUX Awesome. You really have a Hate-on for all things Microsoft huh? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming MWO Tip Space Ostriches may or may not bite if provoked during a heated laser exchange! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You are Yet Another Person I Wouldn't Want to Be A YAPIWWTB But you're still my Bro-manichi Bro! Fist Bump! POW! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming If it has to do with your dick then it's what... a 3 Step program, four at best? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Does this help? http://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/wa-state-criminal-code--what-is-assault-4th-de gree-15860.html Assault IV is a gross misdemeanor in the state of Washington, punishable by up to 1 year in jail and a $ 5000 maximum fine. The "DV" Classification stands for Domestic Violence and it describes an Assault IV that was comitted against a person with whom the defendant has a certain type of relationship.. such as being family members, romantically involved or married, or even roomates. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I doubt it, I agree with Harry and others It doesn't have to be physical with 4th. If he was yelling, cussing, banging on her door, kicking shit around, any of that would've gotten him that domestic. Then he's on probation already. "I don't want to be mistaken for him any more." Probably a wise choice. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming It's cool, I didn't know *for sure* I made the assumption of course but I finally had to look it up. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Suffering the Summer Heat? I'm in East TX near Houston. One never gets used to it you just learn a kind of zen acceptance. It's like living in a Habanero pepper grilling in Lucifer's BB-Q. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming If it ain't broke don't fuck with it. No one I know has any problems posting pictures here. from HC porn to infographics. On the plus side people that don't want to see the shit don't have to do anything. All the effort is on the part of those who want to post images and those who choose to view them as it should be. It works. The only reason I can think of for someone to have imgs is so they can have idiot image macros as comments or big bass banners in their sigs, fucked up avatars or other uber annoying behaviour. 2001 called and they want YOU back. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Oh SNAP! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming The book is better and that says a lot because the film is fucking awesome. Personally though, like many other truly good films, I feel like you can watch the original and just forget about the sequels and you won't be any worse off. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Don't forget Manning They dropped the aiding the enemy stuff but he is still up for Espionage. 'In pronouncing Manning guilty on 20 counts, military judge Denise Lind rubber-stamped the Obama administration's obsession with seeking to imprison those who leak government secrets. A sentencing hearing began today (July 31) with Manning facing up to 136 years in a military prison.' How long before people just fucking around get . . . NO CARRIER I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming In other news. Zimmerman brings gun to Texas This morning the news was all a-buzz about Zimmerman being stopped here in Texas for speeding and having a weapon in the glove compartment. He was let go with a warning. But in Conroe, (North of Houston, it's actually a very nice town.) An off-duty cop shot and killed a teen after he shoplifted some shit from Walmart. http://www.khou.com/news/local/Conroe-officer-fatally-shoots-teen-accused-of-ste aling-from-Walmart-217900381.html http://www.khou.com/home/George-Zimmerman-stopped-for-speeding-in-North-Texas--2 17811911.html I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Snipes "GallowWalkers" exists as a counterargument to Tarantino's conjecture concerning the appeal of Revenge Fantasy. You have come to expect films to hold your hand. To be like a Michael Bay Explosive Ejaculation with Robots in which you sit back and ride the roller coaster. GW takes place at much deeper and more subtle level. Take another look at that scene near the beginning of the lone man on the horse. The worn barn with gaps between the boards often larger than the boards themselves. The entire emptiness of the scene. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming how they failed so badly Not allowing Snipes his trademark one liners. Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. There are worse things out tonight than vampires. Like me. I know what it means. Same old shit. Places to go. People To Kill. Didn't notice it was a popularity contest. They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get. Keep pushing, asshole. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming How it went down Boss: Hey boy, get your lazy ass in here, NOW God dammit! JP: Y-Y-Y-Yessir? Boss: Listen, we got a big weekend coming up with that thing in the park. So in addition to your regular schedule I'm putting your crew on the park. JP: Golly gee whiz sir! Thank you sir, I won't let you down. Boss: See that you don't. There is a truck coming this afternoon with 20,000 Port-A-Johns. Clean 'em up and get them set up. Then be sure you got enough people on standby to keep them things clean. Remember, it will be hot as fuck so people will be getting the shits from food that gets too warm and they'll be getting drunk and puking all over the place. Just think of it as a Bonus! JP: Thank you sir I'll get right on it! Boss: Well what the fuck are you doing still standing around here for? Get your lazy ass in gear! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I like that show. We're watching 2eps at a time on Thursday. It worked out well for House of Cards. I think in Orange the reason it isn't too bad is that it's min security. Healy told Chapman when she came in that it wasn't going to be no Oz. I'm loving Capt Janeaway of the USS Prison Cafeteria. Now she just needs her another 7 to 9. 'I will come to your bunk at night and I will lick your pussy and I will do it so smooth that you will wake up just as you are about to cum. And then if I continue you will experience some feelings in you that will take you a lifetime to come to terms with.' I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming But then how do you suppose that horribly disfigured boy is going to get the operation he so desperately requires if he doesn't get his 100,000 Likes? How else is Jesus, Lord and Saviour of my soul going to know that I am a devout Christian unless I share "Missy Magnificent Bodunkadunk-in-tha-Truck Fuck you Haters I be NuMbAh OnE!!"'s latest status? How else are people going to understand that I just broke up with my boyfriend for the sixteenth time and the pain I am going through if I don't post 20 pictures of sunsets with poems written all over them? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I don't think I use any particular phrase I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS I think you see where I'm going with this . . . I'm not manic I don't require your help I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That is weird because I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS has baconed a meme around here. And that other thing that he has been saying a lot lately, I HAVE A SECRET. Well, thanks for trying anyways. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Because boomers will fuck your ass UP Boomers don't sit around playing video games and maturbating. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam? You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming There is bug Posting thread believe me thats why created a new thread of posted post which was not available at that time. When I posted it believe me nobody like writing again and again and I don't copy and paste Its very rude sorry I inspecting computer to check whether the post I posted why didnt uploaded? Again I hate writing. It's in my nature still hate it when I do don't like to comment and stuff related to that. Also there is bug. I tried to search where I posted the post. Its not searchable more over when we post that post make that thread on top of all the new threads according to new post with time and date which is not happening. Sorry no hard feeling and not been personal here. Its in my nature when I write it gives makes me irritating and makes me more irritating when I finish writing and its gone not uploaded and believe me it happened more then once! I wish I can prove it but I can. I not a event camera recorder and reviewer and fixer. Maybe my internet line had issues uploading but again I don't like excuses its a routine and its common habbit every where. Full discussion A story that you submitted titled "There is bug" on kuro5hin.org has been declined by the voters. Thanks for using kuro5hin.org! Final Vote For: 13 (12 as FP) Against: 9 Abstentions: 2 I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming YOU ARE SO FUCKING GAY YOU KEEP GETTING BANNED BUT THEN LIKE A FESTERING TURD YOU KEEP BUBBLING BACK UP THE PIPE YOU WERE FLUSHED DOWN CHOKE ON YOUR SISTER'S COCK YA GA-GAUGHT DA COP'S GUN FUCKING YOU DA-DEEP IN YA ASS I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Amen brother plus I don't troll her forums and she don't troll mine. But the most beautiful thing? In the evening, if I'm on the laptop and she walks by and gives me a hug, if she sees me typing a comment that begins, "That turd looks familiar", she doesn't say a word. She asks about Mike, and you also from time to time though. Like, if y'all are doing ok and whatnot. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Becuz K(5)=NT^3 +/-1(FP) ? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That turd looks familiar I think I've seen it before. I think you're trying to pass someone elses shit off as your own. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That is some hilarious shit for anyone that knows their Southern history. Especially how the carpet bagging Republican party signed up all the blacks to vote in order to break the monopoly hold that Democrats had over the South since Andrew Jackson. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You're like our own little Wikipedia! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Sailor Moon is worse than My Little Pony Sure, 'bronies' are just furries that are afraid to confront their true nature but if you're a dude watching Sailor Moon then you are a closet pedophile. I didn't read the rest of your chilopred bullshit attempting to mask that you fap to Sailor Moon. WTF is up with K5? All this pedopreverts crawling out of the woodwork laughing loli loli I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming BUBBLEGUM CRISIS IS SUPERIOR I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Jobs was nothing Bill Gates kept his people in line by telling them he could write Word in BASIC over a weekend and then he would fucking do it. People hated Bill Gates because he was always the smartest fucker in the room. He didn't hire talented people and delegate because no one else was smarter than him. Instead he would split people into teams and have them compete to impress him. Bill Gates never gave a fuck. He created Windows just to fuck over IBM and Office just to fuck over Apple. Apple was his bitch for so long that when Jobs died he still had Gates cum dripping from his ass. Gates never gave a fuck, he would have his devs re-write code in DOS/WIN until it broke other peoples software. Gates never gave a fuck. He never used Windows. He wrote his own version of UNIX in '84 and used that his whole life. Most people don't know that but it is true. He had NT created just to see how much bullshit Corporate IT would put up with and still buy his shit. Gates never gave a fuck, if you said a bad word about him he would buy your whole company and shut it down just to say Fuck You. Gates didn't give a single fuck. Gates never gave a fuck and to prove it when he was retiring from MS he made a bunch of commercials with him and Seinfeld eating cinnamon sticks and talking about fucking shoes for christ sakes just to show the world that he don't give a fuck. What did Jobs ever do? Made a phone and a mp3 player that can surf the net. Then just kept tweaking them. Bill Gates created an entire industry, was the richest fucker on the planet, had his fingers in everything and even when people HATED, literally HATED his ass they still bought his shit. Bill Gates didn't give a fuck. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming So what you're saying with all them werds? TL:DR Bill Gates didn't give a FUCK. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming "I don't give a FUCK!' - Bill Gates They see me rollin', they hatin' . . . I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Caveat Emptor 'Some things are made to buy and some things are made to sell' - My Daddy It's not a scam it is business. You have to read the fine print. You have to read the contract. You have to read the EULA. Make it a habit. When you're watching car commercials on TV read the fine print. Some of the funniest statements I have seen in there because otherwise some smartass or some idiot would claim he saw the vehicle do it on tv so it should do it in real life. "Vehicle driven on closed track by professional driver, do not attempt at home. Cars are unable to fly." On Leno the other night they had this guy do a prank called Winnovations where he had these supposedly new inventions and he was getting people to make fools of themselves on camera by convincing them they worked and asking them to try them out. One was supposed to relieve butt crack sweat during hot days. (third segment-3:20 in link above) It consisted of a box worn on a belt with two rods extending down the crack of one's ass. By pressing a button the rods would spread apart allowing air flow to the anus and helping air dry the butt sweat. Leno's man had some random totally convinced walking around with this device in his ass. People are that stupid. It doesn't matter if you're buying from eBay or fucking Sears read that shit. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I was wondering why the local Sonic was offering dogs for a dollar. Never heard of Natl Hot Dog Day but I enjoyed some cheap ass hot dogs. Thanks for clearing up that mystery. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Remove lid Stick a fork in it cuz, you're done. Remember, I like mine shaken or stirred. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I just remembered the old Aesop fable about the crow wanting a drink of water? So he drops rocks into the jar until the level of water rose high enough for him to drink. Perhaps this would apply to your difficulty somehow? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No no, he said just recently that he suffered a seizure and woke up in the hospital where they kept him for several days and the Doc there put him on Depakote and convinced him that it was required to keep him from having seizures. Since he feels like it doesn't have anything to do with his mental illness which he is the sole expert on but rather to prevent him from having seizures he claims he doesn't have any trouble taking it. If you're going to be G4C you have to keep up with current events. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Hey Trane, Relevant to your interests? This was on my FP this morning: Submitted to /r/newreddits by triestoohard /r/basicincome - do you think the welfare state is too intrusive? do you think everyone should be able to afford necessities and dignity? join our fight for an unconditional basic income guarantee! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming HEEEERRRE WE ARE BORN TO BE KINGS WE'RE THE PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE! I AM IMMORTAL I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS I HAVE NO RIVAL NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I know that kurons and kurons at heart around the globe are wishing the Royal Baybee the very best and secretly hoping he'll grow into the kind of man that will make Caligula look like Mister Rogers. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Oh no, I'm sure kurons don't want a spare but a true heir. One that has the ability to crush his enemies and drive them before him all to the accompaniment of the lamentations of the women. To bring about a NEO PAX BRITANNICA and make all of 4chans V for Vendetta wankfantasies come true. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Ahh, I see you would be yearning for A Bitch On The Throne? But since we already know he's a boy then you are expecting a true leader of England. That's okay, I think the reason is that to you this is a real thing like the Second Amendment is to us. But I'm thinking it would be cool if y'all had a real fucking Kingly dude like from D&D and shit. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No you do not come to mind when I think of D&D Kingly King I have heard a lot about Royals inbreeding so they should be able to find a place for you to fit in. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A BIRD! IT'S A PLANE! IT'S ZIMMER-MAN! WITH A FLASHY DIAMOND Z SPLASHED ACROSS HIS CHEST THE MIGHTY ZIMMER-MAN PATROLS THE STREETS OF FLORIDA BATTLING THE EVIL WHEREVER IT SHOWS ITS HOODIED FACE FASTER THAN A JURY RACING FOR ACQUITTAL ABLE TO LEAP GIANT HOLES IN LOGIC WITH A SINGLE BOUND! WHENEVER YOU'RE IN TROUBLE DON'T RUN! STAND YOUR GROUND AND CALL FOR ZIMMER-MAN! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Wouldn't it be easier to just sign up for a job in Law Enforcement? STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yeah but then you'd miss out on all those wacky adventures and the opportunity to meet interesting people. You know they run through the shower room playing a game called, 'Tase the Bright White Ass'. It's HILARIOUS! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming OPPONENTS OF STAND YOUR GROUND PROPOSE NEW LAW, DON'T SHOOT ME FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON "Under the provisions of Don't Shoot Me for Absolutely No Reason, you will be required to have an actual reason for shooting someone," said a spokesman for the measure, Harland Dorrinson. "This will be a first in Florida." I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Hello! As part of Microsoft's growing commitment to customer service we would like to inform you that our new Windows 8.1 Family of products no longer features a Stop Error (aka BSOD). Going forward the user will now encounter a calming field of Azure. You will note the large emoticon (Frowny Face) at the top of the screen. Underneath which will be the message: "Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error information and then you may restart." This is followed by a percent to task completion in parenthesis. For the power user a more descriptive text is also provided in 8pt Courier New: "If you'd like to know more, you may search online later for this error: No_Default_Secret_Key:Secret_Key_Not_Available. (ntuserheadinarse.sys)" Thank you for choosing Microsoft Windows, For Everything in Your Life. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I'd have our salespeople get in touch but they would have to pay cash. I can't see anybody extending credit to Detroit with collateral and a co-signer. Maybe they could get one of those title loans. 'GET THE CASH YOU NEED AND YOU EVEN KEEP YOUR CITY!' I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming She did a hell of a job as the Predator in those series of movies, 'You are one ugly mother fucker' Told the Jews to 'Get their ass to Mars' however, she was not anti-semitic, she just preferred them oven-baked rather than raw. Actually she was an extremely intelligent woman a credit to both her gender and to journalism. We could use a few more like her. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I'd rather have 5 Zombie Helen Thomases than a single live Gretchen Carlsons I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Your perspective is skewed people are Awesome! YOU are the AWFUL ONE I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming After the App Store Laws, we had to meet furtively . . . I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming *I didn't really read the whole article* Which is why your comment has little to do with what is going down. It's not just the females. There are a number of people that are beginning to take exception to the way Torvalds acts. I don't have an opinion one way or the other. Torvalds is in a unique position and he's been pretty successful at it. But a number of people believe that as Linux gets more popular and mainstream that maybe he needs to tone it down some and be more "professional". I think what they really want is to erase the stigma of Linux being something cobbled together by pimply teens living in their mother's basement. I feel that way because his rants are legendary and it has always been that way but recently he's been called out on it. Like three separate times this month alone. It really has nothing at all do to do with gender other than the caller outer just happened to be female this time. It has to do with the perception of Linux leadership. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming This was how long ago again? I thought you had been on disability for some time or was that just a troll? Or is this the troll? Or is it that you're just making it up as you go along? Between you and Mike one would get the impression that American programmers couldn't code their way out of a wet paper bag. The both of you sound like you're stuck in a time warp when it was cool to type M$ and Apple was some cute little boutique company with about 6% marketshare. Myself, I think Torvalds is doing the right thing. He's been doing it like this forever and it works. The evidence is everywhere. Also like in this case if you read about when he gets called out it isn't the guy getting yelled at that says 'Hey, lighten up will ya?' It's always somebody else on the list that pops up and says 'Hey, you shouldn't be calling that dude a retard! That is offensive! And unprofessional!' And Linus tells them to go fuck off. And that is all how it should be. That is why I was replying to claes. I imagine a lot of people are just taking a glance at this issue and thinking it is another girl-in-the-boyzone thing. Now here you come saying it's a dick-sucking thing and I'm like, 'WTF are we even talking about the same thing?' And I don't think we are. I think you are discussing some butthurt you're still feeling from back in the 90's. And that is all I'm going to say about it because I have already spent way too much of my attention on the subject. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming While it may make you feel better you and I both know that none of that is true. If it were true then American software could not and would not be competitive. The second part about the UEFI keys, did you actually read that exchange? Maybe you might want to look at it again. I don't think it says what you think it does. Microsoft isn't forcing anyone to do anything. This is Red Hat doing stupid shit. I think you mean the DI. When were you in bootcamp? What exactly do you know about it other than what you've seen in movies and TV? The last part, every practice you claim that is sloppy I can come up with an equally valid reason why doing it the opposite way, your way, is sloppy. I understand that you had a rough time and those particular guys were shitty toward you but that doesn't mean you can paint the entire industry in North America with the same brush. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yeah whatever, I'm really really tired of this I haven't experienced a BSOD on any equipment in the last five years that was not caused by hardware. You just sit there and say oh this is shitty that is shitty. What exactly is shitty about it? You think Linux doesn't have bugs? Or Android? Or any OS? MDC posts to the queue and to the diary section and drops names and acts like he knows his shit but then turns right around and makes some dumb ass post that proves he doesn't know shit. You maybe see where I'm headed with this? But I ain't here to defend Microsoft. Let me give you an example, on reddit they linked a story where 3 patches out of the last Black Tuesday update broke shit. But they don't break everything only specific things and then under specific situations. They didn't say oh this last update broke Windoze M$ is sooo stoopid they are such shite. ROTC is in no way comparable to bootcamp. sorry. But, you say you were doing Army ROTC in Rolla in '86? You remember a DI named J.G. Woolard? He would've been a Master Sergeant at the time IIRC, maybe Master Sergeant. Anyway, he was my father-in-law. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming gives me BSODs That's the key. Gives you. Millions of other people around the world it works just fine day after day. Windows ain't the problem. But you go ahead and tell yourself whatever makes you feel better. I just don't want to keep going down that road with you because it is frustrating and there are better things to talk about. No, my father-in-law he was on the campus. He taught ROTC there for a couple years then when he got his promotion he took it over until he retired. My wife and I moved to Rolla in 88. We used to think it was funny because I worked in Cuba and she worked in Lebanon. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming WinAMP it really whips the llamas ass! If you run an older version that doesn't have the syncing you can use the ml_ipod plugin. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming they'll *behind* you for being an infidel Do tell . . . Still, I agree with the other common-tators. They get over here and they soon get assimilated. U.S.A. we the fucking BORG y'all! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming They don't call it the bleeding edge for nothing I'm sure they appreciate you volunteering to beta test though. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Looks like they trolled you also I understand the newspaper and magazine industry is really struggling these days. Seems like this is an opportunity for the Rolling Stones to take some Lemons and make Lemonade. Thank goodness they live in a country which respects free speech so that they can publish this troll on their front page and count on knee jerk reactionaries to purchase hundreds of copies in protest. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming If one day you woke up and accessed Kuro5hin.org. and instead of asking for your k5 name and password it asked you to sign in with your google ID, or Facebook ID would that be foolish or smart? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Man, this is just . . . I mean . . . what a fucked up tangled . . . First off you said you "I have no criminal record, never did illegal drugs, saved my virginity for marriage, and lived a straight edge lifestyle. I lived a just life, but ended up with nothing." Well just what the fuck did you expect? Did you expect some body to step out of no where all of a sudden and say "Congratulations Norman! You have done all this good shit and put up with all this bad shit so here is your prize!" It doesn't work like that as you have found out. Actually that whole bit should be it's own reward You don't get anything extra for being good other than the feeling you get from being good. And I would say that you have gotten some good. You have a wife who cares about you? A son that looks up to you? Despite all the bullshit you have your own place? Despite all the bullshit you're doing what you want to do right? You don't have a boss yelling at you or any of that. So you want what? A jet? A Mansion? What the fuck do you think you don't have now that would make you a happier person? If you had a jet right this minute you would just be a miserable dude with a jet. "Yeah, I gots me a GulfStream but that bitch at Yahoo has her own 727." You wanna be the unjust dude? Go ahead. You can start today. You'll find out pretty quick them fuckers have their bad days also. Most of what you talk about has nothing to do with just or unjust. It is economics. Slavery was a solution that at the time was cheap and acceptable. You have slavery in the bible. When you have laws where if they are broken the company has to pay a fine but in the end they make a profit anyway then that just becomes a cost of doing business. Where does Bill Gates fit in your manifesto? Son of a bitch ran Microsoft when MS was cutting off air supplies and crushing competition and now he is battling disease and building houses and providing education for the most worst off people on the planet. People that would look at you and say 'DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKER GOT IT MADE! Dude be eating hot meals and going to the doctor and having kids that live and shit!' So is he just or unjust? Good troll man, got me biting like a bulldog bites a mailman's balls. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Now you just sound like Trane Oh woe is me, the haves won't give us have nots a Basic Income and I should just Kill Myself because I can't make a dollar because of the big corps that are so greedy despite the fact that Amazon lets you publish your ebook and even promotes it through email the BASTARDS! And Big Companies like Canonical and RedHat give away their software and every big corp is just a greedy soul sucker that shouldn't exist! I would ROTFL if it weren't so fucking sad. You and trane enjoy your pity party now, ya here;? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Wow! You're the Grand Champion! I saw your fight against the Gray Prince! You're the best! Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way! Golly, you're the best! I'm going to follow you and watch you and worship the ground you walk on! Let's go! By Azura, by Azura, by Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Next to me! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming How many times did they do a panty upskirt shot? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Some dude went to sleep nude and the public took advantage of the man's condition. Zimmerman, is that the Facebook dude? Well you know what they say, Money talks and bullshit . . . STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No, Zuckerberg is that guy that made all those weird funny Naked Gun movies. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming He started walking to Venezuela where the Russians will never find him. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I SUPPORT YOU AND ZOMBIE RAMBO JESUS I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming THAT DARK PORTAL SHIT SHOULD POST SECTION THAT WAY HE CAN'T DENY LATER THAT HE ADMITTED TO SEEKING AND DOWNLOADING CP I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming VERY FEW PEOPLE KNOW THIS BUT YOU CAN BUY TWO OF THOSE ORION ANTENNEAS THAT PICK UP OVER THE AIR HD BROADCASTS AT YOUR LOCAL WALMART FOR AROUND 20-25 BUCKS EACH SO FIDDY BUCKS FOR TWO. GET THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE A BOWLING TROPHY NOT THE ONE WITH THE LONG PIECE AND THE OTHER WIRE IS LIKE A RING. OKAY. THEN YOU PLUG THE CABLE INTO THE 75 OHM CONNECTION AND FLIP THE SWITCH ON THE BOTTOM TO UHF/FM. HOOK THE OTHER ONE TO THE TV USING THE CABLE / ADAPTER THAT IS IN THE BOX. PUT THE SWITCH ON THE BOTTOM TO HDTV. YOU HAVE TO MOVE THEM AROUND A BIT TO WHERE IT DOESN'T GET INTERFERED WITH BY FM AND NOISE AND THEN ONCE IT IS IN PLACE YOU TAKE THE ONE AND YOU SHOVE AS FAR AS IT WILL GO UP YOUR ASS ALL THE TIME BLEATING LIKE A GOAT. TAKE A PICTURE AND UPLOAD IT TO /R/WTF. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming See ya in a few days . . . ; ) When you look out the window and it's dark outside and then just a couple of turns later you look out the window and the sun is just coming up? That's normal. Just so you know. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I shouldv'e said 'see the sun going down then just a couple turns later the sun is coming up is normal.' Because like Civ is teh Crack Cocaine. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming At this point anyone could He's not at large, everybody knows right where he is from the Crawdocs provided back when his mom posted that bail money. We even know the names of a couple police officers that might be extremely interested in doing a "welfare check". Just remember when you call to tell the operator THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming If by rabbit-hole you mean goatse No, I don't want to see how deep that sumbitch goes. Just pass me that blue pill and let me wake up in my bed and believe . . . whatever I want to believe. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You could be Disney Just go look through the really old stuff that is now Public Domain. For example Flash Gordon. The first Flash Gordon serial remains copyrighted, but the compilation made of the second serial, and the third serial itself are in the public domain. You could take this work and polish it up some. Update it a bit for a modern audience and publish it as an ebook. Copyright your derivative work so it can't be stolen and next thing you know you Swagger Like Disney, chillin in the back of the Lac with your Cristal. Seriously all Disney's best shit is straight out of PD, Cinderella, Dumbo, 20K Leagues Under the Sea, etc. etc. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming The dude from the movie is now a kidnapping expert He has a company that provides bodyguards to people traveling in foreign countries and rescues people that have been kidnapped. Pretty awesome. FLASH! Ah AH! He saved every one of us! He also had a part in that movie Ted which was very strange. (Not his part but the movie) I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Please wash your hands before returning to queue Thank You! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I get the feeling you are working too hard I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Douchebag Orson Card says "Please don't boycott My Movie" while Salon says that Simple Economics is killing America. if you don't wanna click here is my Readers Digest version The problem is because economists are like the Priests of old. They tell the pharoah that they know what sacrifices to make and when but they don't want the pharaoh digging too deep because they are afraid they will just get confused and then it's heads in the street time. So in rebuttal, the economic Lutherans at Salon have nailed their 99 Thesis to the wall (well, actually 10 Myths). These are the ideas that are leading us astray and why Trane can't have a Basic Income and other modern horrors. Myth 1: Economics is a science. While economists like to think their discipline is as rigorous as mathematics, chemistry, or physics in reality economics is a philosophy. Myth 2: The goal of economic policy is maximizing efficiency. Rather than try to build an efficient mousetrap we should be looking at new ways to think about why we need mousetraps at all. Myth 3: The economy is a market. Most of the economic activity takes place outside the market and even occurs in places not usually associated with a market. Myth 4: Prices reflect value. Economists like to say that prices are set in "free markets," where everything is accounted for and so the price of something must be a reflection of its real value. Most regular people know that not everything is known and the market isn't as free as it wants to be so we get bubbles and cycles and shit like that. Where price has little or nothing to do with value. Myth 5: All profitable activities are good for the economy. Adam Smith "proved" that pursuit of self-interest maximizes economic welfare. But we have spent the last decade or so learning that not all rising tides lift all boats. In fact sometimes for many people it leaves their boat underwater. Myth 6: Monopolies and oligopolies are always bad because they distort prices. In the abstract universe of Econ 101, monopolies and oligopolies are always bad because they distort prices. In reality it isn't always that simple and many times when their are a few large producers, (Microsoft, Google, Apple) are usually more productive and innovative than ones with many small producers. Myth 7: Low wages are good for the economy. High-wage countries, we are told, price themselves out of a supposed global labor market. And in the non-traded domestic service sector in which most Americans work, a higher minimum wage, leads to permanent higher unemployment. On the other hand if we had a Basic Income and higher wages then industry would be forced to invest in new labor-saving technology. Myth 8: "Industrial policy" is bad. The worst thing government can do is engage in "industrial policy" -- a catch-all pejorative used to discredit everything from funding solar energy companies to encouraging more college students to major in science. What is good for Business is good for America so Government should do what it does best and reduce taxes and regulation and let business do what it does best, increasing our standard of living. Or maybe selling us a bunch of shit we didn't know we needed. Myth 9: The best tax code is one that doesn't pick winners. Economists call anything other than a completely neutral tax code "distortions," "special interest tax breaks," or "corporate welfare". However, tax "distortions" like the R&D tax credit or accelerated depreciation for investments in new equipment lead to more growth since these investments are more productive than others. Myth 10: Trade is always win-win. In discussing trade theory with students and politicians, academic economists use fairy tales rather than history. There is the fairy tale about comparative advantage: England was good at producing wool, Portugal wine, so they trade and both are better off. There is the fairy tale about how because market transactions are always voluntary and always beneficial that trade, being simply a market transaction across borders, is always win-win. But Econ 101 never explains how nations like America, Britain, Germany and Japan have used national industrial policies over the past century to become industrial powerhouses. And Econ 101 never explains how foreign mercantilist practices, like those China is embracing, can hurt the U.S. economy. Higher-level students are sometimes introduced to the complexities of real-world trade, but academic economists fear that sharing nuances with the general public would unleash an epidemic of know-nothing protectionism. It's time for economists to fess up and admit that their philosophy is not a science and that what passes for economics is largely misleading. But the public, the media and politicians shouldn't wait, for it may be a long, long time coming. In the meantime the priests of the new religion will soon be taking our money and butt-fucking our little boys all the while starting wars between countries that have a slightly different take on their "religion". Well you can tell that I don't completely agree I think they only needed the one Myth. The myth that Economics is a science. Everything else is arguable but once you understand that first thing then it makes it easier to find your way through the rest of it. I don't mean that we can dismiss economics or that it has nothing to tell us. However if we are aware that if we have Input A and Input B we won't always get Output C like we would expect in a hard science then things are generally okay. What happens instead is that the economists in order to 'cover up' and make their philosophy seem more like a science they start getting all hand-wavy and start making excuses and before long you end up with a religion. Because what is a religion but just a form of philosophy that has fooled itself into believing that it's teachings are all certainties? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Like Myth 7. While higher wages *might* result in investment in higher tech to save on labor in actuality it might result in a lot of people out of work while people buy cheaper shit at Walmart that is made in Indonesia and Igru and East Patamonia. Also Myth 6. Economies of scale are only ever beneficial to the monopoly. They never pass on the savings but they always pass on the costs. I'm a firm believer in competition and when we have too big to fail Industries then those industries need to be regulated and taxed and controlled. Not because we want to punish the rich but because those companies have chosen to become so large that they are vital to our National Interests. Like they say, you can't have your cake and eat it too. And that is an important function of government to ensure that there is healthy competition going on so that we don't have companies too big to fail. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Thank you for the correction I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Well, there are two authors and they both seem to have completed quite a bit more than econ 101 and not through Coursera either. On the other hand it's appearance on K5 is definitely procrasti baiting. What can I say? I've missed you. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I think the Will Smith movie wouldn't have bombed so bad if they had made it another Will Smith / Martin Lawrence buddy movie. Will could've been the straight man while Lawrence could scream and argue and go on about the Dinosaur that thought he was an In & Out Burger. I just can't accept Will as a serious actor. I look at the screen and i see Fresh Prince. So shit like Bad Boys, and Wicky Wicky Wild West, and MiB work fine for me. Elsewise not so much. Same with Depp, he needs to do more than just dress strangely with tons of makeup and acting like he's all fucked up. I think he has it in him too but he has gotten lazy. Maybe this Lone Ranger bit will be a wake up call for him. I totally bought Brad Pitt. He was scraggily because he didn't want to be there. He didn't want to do this thing but they made him an offer he couldn't refuse. And when they thought he had failed they fucked him first rattle out of the box. Still the story was all over the fucking place. They just can't make a really great film anymore because too many of thsoe fucks are scared. It's time for a shakeout in the movie biz. I'd really like to see Hollywood collapse of it's own top heavy weight. It's time for some real hungry fuckers to have their chance. How much did it cost for Spielberg to film Duel? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman. Proverbs 21:19 A continual dripping on a rainy day and a quarrelsome wife are alike; to restrain her is to restrain the wind or to grasp oil in one's right hand. Proverbs 27:15-16 It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife. Proverbs 25:24 An excellent wife is the crown of her husband, but she who brings shame is like rottenness in his bones. Proverbs 12:4 Proverbs 31:10-31 An excellent wife who can find? She is far more precious than jewels. The heart of her husband trusts in her, and he will have no lack of gain. She does him good, and not harm, all the days of her life. She seeks wool and flax, and works with willing hands. She is like the ships of the merchant; she brings her food from afar. She rises while it is yet night and provides food for her household and portions for her maidens. She considers a field and buys it; with the fruit of her hands she plants a vineyard. She dresses herself with strength and makes her arms strong. She perceives that her merchandise is profitable. Her lamp does not go out at night. She puts her hands to the distaff, and her hands hold the spindle. She opens her hand to the poor and reaches out her hands to the needy. She is not afraid of snow for her household, for all her household are clothed in scarlet. She makes bed coverings for herself; her clothing is fine linen and purple. Her husband is known in the gates when he sits among the elders of the land. She makes linen garments and sells them; she delivers sashes to the merchant. Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she laughs at the time to come. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. She looks well to the ways of her household and does not eat the bread of idleness. Her children rise up and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praises her: "'Many women have done excellently, but you surpass them all." Charm is deceitful, and beauty is vain, but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised. Give her of the fruit of her hands, and let her works praise her in the gates. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Seems like a sound plan I mean God is omniscient so HE would know if that house is going to be a good deal or not. The problem lies in communication. Is that comet in the sky a sign that you should buy or not buy? Like wise if you see a cross on the lawn of the neighbor's house that could be a sign of welcome or a sign to GET OUT RUN DON'T WALK! It becomes confusing. Back in my day when we could eviscerate a chicken or young goat and read the entrails this was a much more straight-forward matter. These days the kids have forgotten so much it is a real problem. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Enjoy being the laughing stock of your hood I can't imagine this at all. My main door has a latch on the inside of the deadbolt and key entry on the exterior. In addition the regular knob also is latched indoors and keyed on the exterior. Then we have a chain cord thing that is primarily useless. Even if the wooden door was unlockable I could pull the pins out of the hinges. The screen door has a handle with a keyed lock but there is a small lever near the lock on the inside that acts as a release. I guess you're pretty much hosed if there is a fire. I think your agent would deny you insurance based on that kind of entryway. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Nope I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Ummmm, No. Shirt for Kurons I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That Charles Stross is MeFi's Own Charles Stross! The book isn't too bad either I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yes, I have read some of his work It's funny but there are quite a few Metafilter posters with some notoriety that get called out on the blue as MeFi's Own. I just don't see localroger referred to in that way. Not often. I need to get me a hobby like MDC, and Localroger and that so I can make informative posts about it. Like that BeeGuy and shit,. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Big Brother Racism! Zephyr Talent of Austin, TX announced on its Facebook page that it will release Aaryn Gries, 22, from her contract after she was seen and heard spewing racist and homophobic comments on the show's feed! Gries describes herself as an "outgoing, driven and spontaneous" college student from San Marcos, Texas. To win Big Brother, Gries said in her show biography that her strategy was to focus on "what I need to do to make it through, but I'm sure there will be moments of weakness where I second guess myself. I will use my Psychology training as best as I can and try to be strategic." Her biggest fear? "People with evil or absent minds that hurt or deceive others." I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I hear ya HHD, but they've been in a relationship for a little bit of time now. Not years but more than a week or so. He ain't talking about he met her and there are these weird eyelash gaps, eyebrow gaps, yanking her leg hair out, etc etc. It's like this is the 1st time she has asked him to help her with this, not like OMG the Bitch yanks out her Pubes every other day! I think in this case I would give her the benefit of the doubt. Yeah it's weird but not the weirdest thing I've read on K5. But thanks for sharing and I hope you are more comfortable with your body image and don't still spend your time examining the bloody roots of your freshly yanked out pubic hair. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I'm very sorry that i seem to have touched a nerve with you. On the other hand you are correct I don't know fuck all about it. I suspect that is because it is likely an unusual condition? Something generally rare? I also think you are being a bit melodramatic because if my wife / daughter / girlfriend etc started tearing out her hair I would hope that I would at least be attentive enough to notice and intervene. I realize this doesn't always happen because like you say, perhaps they attempt to hide it and I know a young woman that was able to hide a pregnancy right up to the day she gave birth but that happened precisely because the important people in her life were too self-centered and ignoring her anyways. Still, I apologize for being flippant and thanks for the tip, hopefully it may save some poor girl or woman from suffering. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Walter Mitty and the CIA I understand that many of you will not read RH (aka MDC)'s mod sub but there's just this choice morsel I couldn't allow it to be buried: "The primary contractor made a giant clusterfuck of an error by selecting my chip . . . That chip didn't actually work . . . I was never able to figure out a workaround." - Michael David Crawford I think Walter Mitty is an extremely apt description of our good friend Crawford. No disrespect Micheal, you know you're my BFF! Keep tilting at those windmills! Mitty is a concept, a fictional character, but he represents the kind of guy that is mild mannered kind of dorky and that has this vivid fantasy life in which he hob nobs with the rich and powerful, performs dangerous stunts, is the most interesting and intelligent man on the planet and is irresistible to the opposite sex. That kind of guy that lives in his mother's basement but inside his mind he is a VIKING! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Sounds like everyone is into it. From the Apache software Solr to Apple iOS, all of it, according to you, in these diaries, must have never been tested since you can't seem to get them to work properly. Makes a man want a dip of snuff. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That is the one that uploads video of you masturbating to your Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube account with the background mp3 of Kenny Loggins singing 'Dangerzone' right? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming WarpLife!, oh wait . . . I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming 'Fuck Reddit', 'Reddit Sucks', 'I wouldn't be caught dead on Reddit'. But they keep coming back . . . again and again and again I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming AW HELL UF'IE! AT K5-SCOOP WE GOTS MORE BACKDOORS THAN WE HAS FRONT DOORS! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Doesn't Dice.com own Slashdot now? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming THIS IS *NOT* AN EMERGENCY 877-204-3930 LIVE NON-NUDE APPLE BABES JUST WAITING FOR YOUR CALL. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Why not? Worked for Ireland dint it? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Which type does the Excel VBA Macro Guru fit into? Gotta Love Em! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I don't think I've ever made it any secret I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming the decepticons write a computer virus that turns autobots into rampaging sodomizing machines I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Those were perfectly good peanuts! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Nothing wrong with that Tom Clancy, Dean Koontz, David Weber, Louis L'Amour, Clive Cussler, Donald Hamilton, William Gibson, etc. all doing pretty well from mostly niche writing. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You know what sucks about a supercolider? Damn thing takes up too damn much room is what. So a couple of good ol boys in Austin were thinking, 'You know what would be cool? If we could build one that would fit on the snooker table.' And one of 'em says, 'Let me get my welder out'n the truck.' The other one says, 'While you're doing that I'm going to run get us some more beer!' And in the spirit of the Lone Star State they went and Got 'R Done. I reckon some of you boys might find one of these useful. Especially Mike. I can't imagine his life would be complete now without his very own tabletop particle accelerator. He could set it up next to his XEON. Is there anything a few rednecks and some beer can't do? Go to the Moon maybe?, oh yeah. I'll have to think about it some. I reckon. Yep. You got that SO WRONG boy Austin is the MOST TEXAS part of Texas. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming WOAH! WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Yeah but all the Mr Fusion devices were recalled in 2020 after it was discovered extended use causes Parkinson's disease. We already have eight out of ten from your list in daily use. Stop watching so damn much Basic Cable. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Pretty common. You know Lord British? He's got a little spread there. It's a nice little town all in all. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I know about the ranch in Crawford it's not all that far from West, where that Anhydrous Ammonia plant went up. But he don't have it anymore, he got him a place up in Dallas now. But his daddy is in Houston and they love that man down there. That Southfork place is pretty much fake. You should see LBJ's spread down close to Fredricksburg. Then right downtown we have Sam Houston's homestead. But if I'm wanting to sight0see then San Antonio is the place to go. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Bet you'd look mahvelous in a set of tight whites cute lil neckerchief and sailor hat. I hear you work out so we can all take a turn on your bollard. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Srsly, BuzzFeed vs The Sopranos? Trollin Trollin Trollin Though they're disapprovin' KAYFIVE! Don't try to understand em Just cast and hook and grab 'em KAYFIVE! Set 'em up, piss em off Let em post, then cut em off, Let em rant, then make a joke! KAYFIVE! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming They don't give a fuck about cheese. they like peanut butter. It's also cute that you figure there is just the one. If you got one then you got twenty sure as shit. The one you know about is the retard of the pack. They talk about him in the nest. They give him shit all the time, they be, 'Leroy, e'ry time you gots to be in dat grease, you know you gonna get jacked up for that shit rite?' And Leroy is all, "man, that skinny cracker ass mother fucker don't suspect shit. Like last night I was all swole up on the bacon juice I took a shit all over that man's stove he didn't do shit." And they're all, "Oh that is cold dawg, you shouldn't be shittin on the man's stove, you be askin for it." "Naw man, it be aite, dumb ass don't know shit. " I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Silly WC; Silver Bells and Cockle shells and Pretty Maidens all in a row of course. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming LOL, Let me touch that up a bit. "the intention seems firmly to push the middle down towards a sustainable working poor labor force, whilst also moving the poor even more towards a slave-labor class administered through the privatized criminal justice system." The rich get richer, the not rich get poorer and become more dependent on the rich while the poor go to jail and begin work in a nice call center. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Wow, that really sucks. Fucking hearts. Why they be all attacking good people and shit? Fuck a damn heart is what I say. You people listen up. Don't be trusting your heart. Mother fucker can't be trusted. You rely on that bastard too much. Next thing you know the fucker's busted. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You're the prank on the Intarwebs You're the plaque buildup in this series of Tubes. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I was playing off the heart attack angle not so much trying to be mean , . . . I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming IN SOVIET RUSSIA SHARK JUMPS X BUT ONLY IRONICALLY I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That was . . . weird, and a bit disturbing. Not much more I can say. I spoke with a detective earlier and he told me that a preliminary test showed signs of lorazepam and that also matched the blood test. I was with the guy for like an hour this morning. They asked me a lot of questions. I got the idea at first that they thought I had ingested the drug myself but I found out later that there was some other stuff going on they were looking into. I figured yesterday it was just a prank gone bad but today I'm not sure. I still can't figure out any reason why other than for the lulz. Nothing really happened. I came in, I was feeling just fine. Nothing out of the ordinary. I don't know when it took effect. I was doing my usual shit and I would zone out for a minute like kind of go into a fugue but at the time it seemed absolutely ordinary. Another thing is that I would start to type on the computer and it made sense, but then I would get off into something else and look back at the screen and it would be gibberish or a single letter repeated over and over. I thought about that last night and I wondered if maybe that was what happened to people like Mike. You know they start typing and that wall of text makes absolute sense to them but us normals we just see a disconnected rant? I don't know. Anyway, I didn't realize that something was actually wrong wrong until I got to one point that I just had this overwhelming desire to lay down. That is when I called my buddy to see if he would pick me up. I was going to try to get by til lunch but that didn't happen. I'm not exactly sure what I was doing. I mean, I was aware of things but at the same time it didn't seem to be happening to me. I know that I took my shirt off or partly off at one point and that is what finally triggered the other office people that I was not normal and needed to take some time off. That was the other weird thing. It seems that I nodded off on the desk several times and was even snoring pretty good. But people told me that they just thought 'hey dude is tired'. I mean it didn't ring any warning bells that something was wrong. I'm still trying to catch up and field the funny bullshit people are giving me. I just, I can't imagine. There are quite a few of us that are like in competition with projects but I don't know anybody that would want to really fuck anybody else over. I know going forward I am bringing a thermos and I have a space on the locking side of the desk for it. It's going to be too bad about the donuts though. Not so much because they didn't really tell me shit. They wanted to know what I knew but they didn't volunteer much that is for sure. I know from the grapevine that two other people were definitely fucked with and maybe a judge. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No that is why it is so weird. two other people had been given lorazepam about the same time but we all work in different areas. I heard a judge had to go home sick about the same time but I don't know if that had anything to do with it and the people who know ain't saying shit. We do have security cameras but not in the office, just where you go in and out and certain other areas. There is a keypad also and there are like codes for the different sections so when you come in or out you get logged in by your section. People, like the FedEx guy can come in but they have to go thru reception. Nobody wanders around on their own. Sometimes we have visitors but not usually at that time. I certainly don't remember nor have I heard about anyone being there that wasn't supposed to be there. Or anyone acting suspicious except for my boss. But it turns out he was watching me because he told me today that I didn't look myself and he thought I might be getting ready to have another heart attack. One problem is that the kitchen area is down a hall and people bring in donuts and cookies and shit and we keep cups and lunches and all kinds of shit in there, it's got a fridge and microwave all that crap. Anyways any body could be in there for a good while and I don't think anyone would notice, well not before today anyhow. If you can noodle this out Wise Cracker I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No, more like an industrial building with offices If you didn't know what it was you would think it was a warehouse probably. The judge thing is just something I heard. Probably nothing. I had never heard of this drug before today. The dose was AFAIK just in my cup, no one elses in my office. They checked. I didn't notice any kind of white powder and I always rinse out my cup at least before putting coffee in it anyways because you know it's sitting there could have dust in it or a bug maybe. Lots of times I go ahead and wash it out if it looks 'unusual' in any way. I didn't see anything weird. I like it sweet so I added sugar but no cream or anything else. Now we do have one of those new machines that do the single serve thing. But I don't use it because they load it up with Starbucks and flavored coffee things. We have a regular hotel-style coffee maker that I use. It has two burners one on top and one on bottom. We used to keep decaf in the top burner but I think all the decaf drinkers use the Keurig machine now. The company owns the coffee makers but we chip in to buy coffee, sugar and that. I don't know who orders it though but I'm happy with it. I didn't drink it all at once. I took it over to my desk and sip on it a bit. I ain't getting up and down for coffee so I have a good sized mug, what 16 oz I guess and it lasts awhile. Now I don't remember getting up and like going to the bathroom or whatever before I started acting weird but maybe I did. It wouldn't be unusual and it wouldn't be unusual for somebody to stop by my desk either and leave mail or a note or something. Now the others that were affected don't all share the same kitchen but they work in the building. They also were the only ones affected in their section from what I understand. I don't know them really. We are all on different project designs. I'm going to leave this to the detectives and security for right now before I start getting all Encyclopedia Brown. Actually I have probably talked about it a bit too much here now, maybe, I don't know. Well, they didn't tell me not to either but as a general rule we usually don't say a whole lot. There are people who are paid to do that kind of thing. My main purpose was just to let people know everything was cool after my post last night and at the same time get it off my chest because, you know DRAMA. But typing this out for you makes it seem more sinister. I just don't know how I feel about it yet. I thought it was a silly office prank now I'm not sure. I'll just have to be patient and let you guys know if something turns up. I tell you what though, it's dark out right now and think what you want, I'm glad I live in a State that believes in the Second Amendment to the Constitution. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I don't like working for the private sector because like Aykroyd remarks in Ghostbusters," . . . they expect results." But there is no telling what the hell I was trying to say yesterday. I've looked at my comments and some correspondence I wrote yesterday. It is all a mess. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Congratulations man, That is really good news Good luck. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I think i been dugged i thought the chef did it but I watched him for awhile now and i not sure hes a clue, but someone has for lulz i know. might be polik888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888h999999999999999999 nl work gettin piced up au lunch. fuxk e i ain lett thim on.\ Don't pay any attention. I ate some pot cake a long time back that this one young lady made and it was the absolute bomb. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I was Ruffied, slipped a Mickey some idiot thought it would be hilarious to put something in my coffee this morning. It wasn't Rohypnol or whatever, dr said it was a barbiturate. I thought i was doing ok, but some ppl said I complained it was too hot and unbuttoned my shirt and I spent some time drooling and snoring. I haven't figured out what to do yet. Co. called the cops after I had got the results back from the dr but what I don't know who did it or why. I think it was the boss actually, one of those it sounded like a good idea at the time. But then he acts pretty innocent. that's the weirdest thing that has happened to me in a good while. I'm glad I had someone to pick me up at lunch and take me to the dr without giving me shit. I just woke up like 20mins ago and drank a bunch of water. I'm going back to bed, I may post more tomorrow. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Thanks, yeah I haven't figured it all out yet On one hand it is scary but on the other I can't help but feel like I'm being silly and this is much ado about nothing. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming This diary right here is just after I twigged that something was going on. And the weird thing is while I was typing this I thought it made perfect sense. I called my buddy about this time also there is no telling what I said but he understood. I think I may have said poison or something like that to him rather than drugged. I was thinking I could make it till lunch and then take the afternoon off but shit escalated very quickly. I was very lucky they could id the substance so quick. I was looking at having to eat something that looked like coal tar at first. Everybody has been giving me shit making jokes all day today but at least I know they like me. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I wonder, Subuhvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv what luxdnswync hmm tu expl poor tgat implemented ksd I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming What is it you need? They could start at the Vatican I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming No WOW THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD THAT CHICK THAT KNOCKED ON THE DOOR TODAY! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming What I don't understand is If you want Windows then get Windows. This isn't 1999. Windows doesn't suck. Even Windows 8 doesn't suck. It has this weird bipolar Metro-Classic Touchme-Clickme thing going on sure but it really doesn't suck. You can get Linux and spend a good bit of effort making it look like Windows or Macintosh but why bother? It will never be Windows. It will never be Mac. Why not let it be Linux and use it as Linux? You don't have mac tards running around trying to make their shit look like Windows or Be or Commodore. Personally I don't want my shit looking like Windows because Windows is fucking ugly. My desktop environment is XFCE. It looks like this which is much more beautiful than either Mac or Win. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Well your evangelism is to be commended but the problem is if they get something that "looks" like Windows then I'm afraid they will want it to act like windows. The average person isn't even going to bother. They will use whatever comes on the box because they don't get that they can't. Even you. Yes you! have a little trouble getting your head around what you are able to do. I base this on stuff you have written. For example, you realize that you can install one linux distro and with a single command run an entirely different desktop than what comes provided. You can have your gnome, you can have your KDE you can have your xfce, etc. etc. You can mix and match, say have Gnome with Dolphin or run Konqueror with Brasero. It's hard to get your mind wrapped around how really free you are. You can start with the Alternative install of Debian. That will end you up with basically a terminal. From there you can get a nice window manager. Maybe you would rather have one that tiles? Not a problem. Maybe you just want a big menu launcher no taskbar just something that curves around the middle of the screen? How cool is that? You can have that. You can go places no OS has been before. There is no reason whatsoever that you tie yourself down to WIMP except if that is what you want to Take a look at ARCH documentation. That shit is some of the best documented shit I've seen. don't like Arch because the rolling release. But I sure did learn some shit reading their wiki. Or this fucking crunchbang if you want to get minimal. In the end, don't do it for the great unwashed or whatever because they will not appreciate it. Do it for yourself. Do it because you want it and do it like you want it. Fuck them. Let them have win or mac or whatever. Do shit to make yourself happy. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Heard on reddit this morning It has been said that 'the way to a man's heart is through his stomach' . . . . . . Unless he's a vegan. Then you can get there through his vagina. Nothing to see here, I had nothing to say so I said it. You are one nasty old man you know that? nasty, filthy, dirty, old man. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I've always enjoyed the way Rosanne said it "Hey (Honk snort), you know the quickest way to a man's heart? , Yeah, through his chest IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY? Elementary my Dear Sye! To keep you tuned in betwixt the times allotted to sell you chips, scented soaps, and assorted toiletries. Have a wonderful day! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Son of a bitch. I thought I was a cheap bastard I thought my boss was cheap. But fuck me. $100 Win97. Goddamn. You know you can . . . you know what? Forget it. If you don't realize you can pick up a WinXP machine with Office installed for the cost of a mexican dinner then you deserve to suffer. What do your production machines run Win2k? I have a fucking laptop I got off craigslist with Builtin WiFi Office 2010 yaddda yaadddababba for less than lunch at chilis . . . christ. It even has a DVD burner can you beleive that? LOL Poof 100 it was nice knowing you. You really need to move out of that third world country known as The State of Louisiana. Yes Texas has it's faults but at least we live in in the 21st century. Admit it, you guys still make your women cover their heads when they go outside, right? XBone is a fucking idiot duh. PS 4 has already won the nex gen war. But I still don't think it will help. Really. I think anyone interested is going to buy the console they don't have already and pick up the few exclusives they haven't already played. This is going to be a big year for the PS 3 the 360 and probably even the Wii. But It still ain't going to matter if they got a PC I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I understand and I am aware of that But that's not what you were talking about. You were talking about a 30k+ machine that generated reports which needed to be read with a more current version of Excel than what you are currently using. Further, you're crying over 100 bucks. now I may be overdramatizing a bit but in you're own words you go $109 poof nice to know you like that it was a thing. I can spend $100 of a morning with out even trying hard. First off, if your employer can dump $30k on a calibration machine he can certainly afford to purchase a decent rig and a license to run a decent implementation of Excel. I figure he could also spring for a half ass internet connection. But I dunno. At any rate we aren't talking about and you are trying to cloud the issue by bringing it up, a legacy system that was created back in the day at great expense that is business critical. No, what you are talking about is your boss not wanting to spend a single dime more than he has to so he has you drag out some ancient piece of hardware from the closet and then purchase on your own nickle a piece of software and jump through a bunch of hoops trying to get this thing running. Now I can understand that you are somewhat proud of yourself for successful conclusion to this endeavor and more than likely feel that you have saved the company a nice chunk of change. Well that is where I come in to bust your bubble. First the idea that $100 is even worth worrying about if you have been working there as long as you claim to and have been fairly compensated the whole time. Second is the idea that you have actually saved anything by dragging this piece of equipment out to use. Surely you are aware of the addage 'Penny-wise and pound foolish' Fact is it seems to me that you ended up spending way more in YOUR TIME and energy over what I see as a sub-optimal solution. I see this kind of thing often from people my age that seem to be living in the 1990's when PC's were rare and expensive for anything decent. But then perhaps it is still that way over there in Mississippi and Louisiana. I t would not surprise me at all. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You are seriously going to argue that there is no good reason for anything other than dialup based purely on the fact that if it's good enough for you then it should be good enough for everyone. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Hey Mike nice story. Tell me again, why should I care? You already know that I'm older than you are. All that shit is cool and all but am I supposed to be impressed? Is anyone here supposed to be impressed? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Good question, here's the answer I used to have a 1971 Rally Sport Camaro. It was a very nice vehicle and would be as at home on the Interstate today as it was in the 70's. Since that time however there have been major advances in engineering. A similar vehicle built today would probably have a much smaller and lighter engine block that was capable of supplying as much or more power. The drive train would be completely overhauled, the outer shell would be much lighter yet able to absorb impact allowing me to walk away unscathed from high speed crashes. The steering system would be modified so that I would enjoy much better control and cornering ability. The car would be able to go faster, farther while being safer than the original. The interior cockpit would be much more ergonomically designed using technology, knowledge and science that were non-existant when the Camaro first rolled off the assembly line. The 8-track tape player and FM-Am stereo radio would be replaced with a sound system that would allow me to listen to satellite and internet broadcast. To top it off, the onboard navigation system would give me turn-by-turn navigation and the vehicle would be able to notify someone if I was in accident or just needed a tire changed. That's why we need broadband, and that's why we need to download 2 GB spreadsheets. All that crap about how shit worked better in the old days compared to what we have today is just your rose colored glasses. I'm at heart an engineer. I still fiddle with older equipment for my own amusement. So I don't labor under the impression that life was so much rosier in the good old days. Now I will grant you something. That is that when I started a computer project could generally be contained within the mind of a single individual and those days are over. One can't really be a generalist. It takes all kinds yet many of us strive to be all. Another thing is that as we add more complexity there are more places for error to creep in. A two engine plane is a lot less reliable than a single engine plane which flies in the face of logic and intuition. But it isn't because the new multi-engine plane engineers are so shoddy at their work or poor engineers. It isn't because QA is worse or engineers are as a rule dumber or less caring. It's that the stuff you use to work on was so much simpler and less demanding than the stuff the kids are dealing with today. It's a different world and you will have to adjust your tools accordingly. You can't expect the world to adjust itself to yours. That time is gone, water under the bridge. Did that help? I didn't even try to be snarky. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming He says that causing spontaneous combustion is one way to make work interesting. DO YOU DISAGREE? He didn't say that is what happened. Mr Oh fuck i didn't measure the fucking height of the ceiling to see if I could get these huge ass server containers in the fucking building without raising the damn roof. The fire man dude said that the charge was almost close enough to cause SC. so if he had taken just a couple more steps. Like for instance if you had just taken a couple more steps. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Why yes, he admitted to commiting sodomy for immoral purposes with an unmarried ostrich. You should have read it, funny-est thing you ever did seed I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming That ain't no Field Nigger that's the baggage nigger. You ain't nevah, I says you ain't nevah gonna make it up to house nigger boy. Deepest you may get to go is the Fohyeah. That's what rich white folk call they inside front po'ch. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming You wouldn't be worried so much if you didn't have so much to hide and you owned a big gun. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Somebody said once (and I never forgot) What I think about every father's day "Mother's Day is uniquely situated so that the bills acquired come due on Father's Day" Enjoy your card and tie. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming On Father's Day give the old bastard something he'll really enjoy. Like BEER. He'll like that. Take him out to eat. But not where you would take your mom. No take him to some greasy ass burger joint or to a pizza place. Or one of those ALL-YOU-CAN-SHOVE-IN-YOUR-PIEHOLE buffets. Keep your card AND your tie. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Are you talking about Brooke Shields? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming It's been awhile But I used to enjoy Ellery Queen. That's about it. I'm not much into Detective fiction. Asimov had some Science Fiction short stories featuring a Detective that IIRC would solve mysteries without leaving his library. Something about he didn't like to drive or fly. Anyways I believe they have been collected into an anthology, "Asimov's Detectives" Along that line you could try 'Altered Carbon' by Richard Morgan. 'When Gravity Fails' by George Alan Effinger. and of course, 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency' by Douglas Adams. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Thought that was more YOU DON'T DO DOIT! rather than a "WHODUNIT?" I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Dr Pepper? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Man that really sucks I've heard that the worst thing isn't the loss of things but the sense of violation. The idea that the fucker could come back and next time someone might be home. The cold sweat that runs down the back of your neck from now on whenever you hear an odd noise in the middle of the night. But I am so glad to hear you and yours are ok. Have a nice day dude. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming U R DURIN IT WRONG This style of troll always begins with Fuck Ed Snowden and goes from there. Score B- I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming We don't cotton to original thought in these parts I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Lol, you don't realize just how true that is. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming WIPO: G.I. Joe The ORIGINAL 18" G.I. Joe not the faggy 4 incher. YES I PLAYED WITH DOLLS ALRITE! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming What a damn shame. I had replied that I had watched the cartoon with my boy so I caught the ref. Then I went into a long MDC-style comment about the toys of the 60's and 70's but with linkage and was just about to wrap up with how the pussification of American kids (no Lawn Darts) led to our current pwnage by terrists and guvment when I hit some button and the post discamappeared. That shit wouldn't happen in the 70's or 80's! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Tickets still available for CRAWFEST! The SAAFE House annual Crawfest celebration will take place on Thursday at 6 p.m. at the Walker County Fairgrounds. Last year's Crawfest had a great turnout and produced the highest revenue the event has ever raised, and it seems this year's Crawfest may be even better. More music has been scheduled and this year's entertainment is sure to impress. Harry Horsecock, a local singer, will perform as well as the top three performers from the anal competition IC Mars & IC Stars & I Kin Even C Uranus. "We are really excited about those performances," Everett said. "Each of them is extraordinary." The silent auction that will take place is also packed with fun things for the community to enjoy. "We have Essays, un-tuned piano concerts, Ass games, lots of merchandise and some really awesome things that people have donated up for auction." Everett said. "And we've also got a new game called Ogg Frog Moolah we think people will really enjoy." Apologies to the Walker County SAAFE House and the Huntsville Item. This was just on my Facebook Wall when I logged in "Tickets available for Crawfest! Are you going" and my mind went Full retard. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Too bad, it is one hell of a show. That little maneuver they did at the Finale cleared out half the tent I tell you what. (The other half just sat in their seats quivering. It is amazing what the human body is capable of. I guess it is true that it will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch.) I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Howdy, I'm from Texas what country are you from? Posted from the soon-to-be New Republic of Texas. Either the idiot Governor and his buddies will get their wish and secede or the rest of the States get sick of us and kick us out. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Are you talking about Lee Malatesta? Nobody expects the Spainish Inquisition! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Sry glitch in the Matrix I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I think it's funny you people who think the bigger equipment always wins. Look at Korea, Look at Vietnam, Hell look at Afghanistan. Side A has Tanks, Missles, Drones, Jets, Helimocopters, Aromatical Rifles and shit. Side B has some pop guns and some bullshit from 30 yrs ago. You would think that Side A would walk in and wipe the floor with that kinda imbalance but after a decade can you tell who is winning? I sure can't. In the South we say, "It ain't the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog." I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming They say the Indians killed it. Damn Indians First Custer and Now VMS! I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming First sign that you are getting old and are no longer relevant. Not to worry it gets worse. Purchase high pressure hose to get the kids off your lawn. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming So would you hit that? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Does that mean Taco Bell promotes Terrorism? I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming This is incorrect You would do well to Google the question and educate yourself. On the other hand there are many situations when adding visual processing tricks where 60 fps if provided consistently would be adequate. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming Hard to say yarmulke in Mandarin Hope everything works out for ya Del, you deserve it. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming I'm not sure as they elected Obama so much as they didn't elect Romney. I don't know whether to <3 or clutch my genitals while screaming It is another sign of the state of decline the once glorious kuro5hin.org is in that the Diary section isn't filled with tribute to the late Iain Banks and Iain M. Banks. I've said before that I first discovered the work of this great author on the pages of this website. The discussion that was generated by his work, Use of Weapons, The Wasp Factory, et al, was on par with the way BitCoin, Ron Paul, and Horsecock generate discussion here today. It is very easy and socially acceptable to judge major works of fiction scoffingly with a air of jadedness. That is a gift that the Hipster has given us. An attitude that permeates nearly every corner of the Internet and not without justification. Too often the music, films and writing being offered the public is mediocre at best and the majority is laughingly bad. But make no mistake. Iain Banks was a truly great author both in his science fiction and his general fiction. It is truly a sad day that his pen is now silenced forever. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Gimme My Money Back! aka 2nd Amendment 1 Hookers 0 Jury acquits man charged with murdering escort A Texas man has been acquitted in the shooting death of a woman he tried to pay for sex. Ezekiel Gilbert testified that he had found Lenora Frago's escort ad on Craigslist and thought sex was included for the $150 fee. In Texas, the law allows people to use deadly force to recover their property during a nighttime theft. Ezekiel Gilbert shot Lenora Frago, a 23-year-old woman he met on Craiglist, after he paid her $150 and she refused to sleep with him. Frago tried to leave with the money on Christmas Eve in 2009, saying she had to give the money to her driver. The defense claimed Gilbert was trying to protect himself from theft when he shot Frago through the neck. She died several months later. A San Antonio jury accquited Gilbert on Wednesday. via Gawker (from Fark) and My hometown paper Glad to hear you're feeling better A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Plus THERE IS NO VOXEL Dammit INTERNAP A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! And the POLL is from Fucking Sandy Like those Jap dudes on those islands that think WWII is still being fought. Future Websplorers will encounter K5 and we'll be discussing bitcoin, RON PAUL, and Natalee Holloway. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Priest and a Rabbi stuck in a elevator in a burning building. No way out. They make themselves as comfortable as possible and prepare to meet their maker. The priest asks the rabbi, " Since this looks like our final hour, I was just curious, be honest now, have you ever in your life broken Jewish law and eaten pork? " The rabbi replied, " Yes, at one time I was weak and succumbed to temptation and tasted pork. It was pretty tasty actually. But let me ask you in return, in your faith you practice celibacy do you not? " The priest replies, " Yes that is correct " The rabbi asks, " So have you ever broken your vow and fallen to the temptations of the flesh? " The priest sighs and answers, " Yes, when I was young and on a mission overseas I worked with a beautiful volunteer and one night I was sorely tempted and broke my faith. " The rabbi nods his head in understanding, then he says, " Whole lot better than pork isn't it? " A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! A Challenging Time Zero Punctuation's "Yahtzee" carefully considers the Next Gen Consoles: The Playstation 4, XBOX ONE, and the WiiU. He carefully weighs both the Pros & Cons, Strengths & Weaknesses, and Available Games in this hilarious Buyers Guide that will help you decide which Next Gen system you might want to throw your money at in six months. <ADHD Summary> Anal Prison rape with a tube filled with Barbed Wire Retarded Texas Hold-Em starring MDC, Blastar, and Trane EA submits Fuck WiiU to K5 ModSub NO USED GAMES FOR YOU! Sony, 'It's Classified but look, new contLOLler' Microsoft, 'We don't know what the fuck it does, See us at E3.' Dedicated FUCK OFF button. XBONE This might be a good time to get back into PC Gaming. I am also VERY interested in GTA 5 although unlike you I don't think it will suck. Rockstar has a very good track record so far and they put a lot of thought into their games. Even though I get really pissed at being one-hit killed by cougars in RDR it really is a very good game. Both in multi and single play. Even the GTA series. Each game has a core set of values that we all know and love, yet each game is unique and offers different styles of play. The Warriors rocked ass. Even their version of pong was damn well done. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Many PS2 games still look decent also I may go ahead and pick up a ps3 because there are a few exclusive titles I missed that I think would be cool to play. RPG type stuff that won't ever be ported to PC, 360 or xbone. Like Heavy Rain and the upcoming The Last of Us. I do disagree with you somewhat on 'people just want "good enough" not AAA titles'. No, some people are happy with FB-style, F2P and what they call 'casual games'. And that's good that they have that option now. But myself and many others like to role play and be immersed in a virtual world. Plus the PS3 and 360 are seven years old now and they are holding back the state of the art on all platforms. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Baby Steps There has to be a transition from the familiar to the new. If you just jump straight from one to the other you end up with shit like Windows 8 and New Coke. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! We have not just begun, but constantly doing because we have always been. Original Sin? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Who possesses . . . to . . . bring peace to the unruly new world order? According to the Bible it is the Unholy Trinity of The Beast, the AntiChrist and the Whore of Babylon. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Sounds like you have found your soul mate Congrats. Read back over your last year of diaries and see how far you've come. I hope you kept a real diary/journal. When you get old and the GGChildren are bouncing around you you're gonna want to have that book of your travels. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! 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Mix Peanut butter with honey or maple syrup and stir until well mixed and smooth. Smear onto sourdough slice. Top with deep fried bananas. Spread jam jelly on inside of final slice. Pan fry in heavy skillet for about a minute squooshing it all sorta flat until outside of bread is toasty and cheese is melted. Serve with Home fries covered in Milk gravy and a 32 oz glass of ice cold Dr Pepper or Root Beer. Milk is good too. Especially if it has cornbread and sugar mixed up in it. I recommend a Banana Moon Pie for desert. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! There are a couple of DLC's One unleashes an Ancient Vampire Cult across Skyrim and lets you play as either an Uber Vampire or Vampire Hunter. The other one takes you back to Morrowind to fight another super badass Dragonborn sort of like Kal-El vs General Zod. The third one just lets you build a house and have children. Skyrim Nexus appears to be having some issues at the moment but there are some really great community mods. I know Steam has mods but they are all supposed to be 'Family Friendly'. Many of the mods alter the combat or add new places to explore. There are a ton so I just browse through the Top 100. I'm sure you will find something you like in there. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! I haven't finished DaggerFall yet or Morrowind either. Haven't finished Oblivion and I doubt I will ever really 'finish' Skyrim. I did finish Fallout 3 and pretty much been everywhere and done everything. EXCEPT no DLC. I never finished New Vegas because of patches and bugs although it is arguably the better game. I did reach McClarren and hit the Casinos but that was as far as I got. I beat the fuck out of GTA 3, Vice, San Andreas, and GTA 4. Several times actually. Played it multiplayer too. Love that shit. I started but never really enjoyed the Gay Tony or Lost & Damned DLC. Really looking forward to GTA 5. I play Red Dead but I always rage quit because of random bears, cougars, that kind of crap. I love playing multi player with my boy. I like getting the mexican character and spamming the trash talk button. Fucking Mexican runs around doing missions all the while cussing in Spanish. It gets on my teams nerves but to me it is amusing as fuck. I haven't been playing on the console much because of NO TIME and I had to get it repaired. It didn't red ring but it got hot enough to mess up the graphic card to where everything was a deep maroon. I'm undecided on the new Xbox One. I'm back to playing on a PC when I can find time to play. Like I got that new Tomb Raider game because I always get the Tomb Raider game. Then i have that Need for Speed and fuck i don't know. Oh yeah Borderlands 2. I'd like another Thief Game. 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It would take a fuckton of time to halt development of WarpLife and begin fresh with a new app. Just think of the amount of design work he would have to do, the books he would be required to read since, although he is a Master Programmer and Super Debugger it has been some time since he has, you know, developed anything, he has to get up to speed. All that brain work takes a lot out of a guy and so he needs his Denny meals and sleep. Lots and lots of sleep. But Ignorant Mother Fuckers like you just don't understand. Like his last boss. Mike had to struggle through code written by folks at apache.org that obviously wouldn't know workable code if it bit them in the ass. But despite his heroic efforts he went unappreciated and his boss actually yelled at him! For taking his sweet goddamn time! How unfair is that? 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Because if those bugs are fixed then he can ship without further testing. However, that test may uncover other bugs, he doesn't know. He may have 2 bugs, he may have 10 bugs. It is more likely that he has many more bugs. This is similar to the stereotypical case of the law enforcement officer apprehending the inebriated citizen and asking them if they have been drinking. The response is almost invariably two beers. However, it is much more likely the case that the citizen has consumed a much larger quantity of beer. I was trying to draw a comparison to these two common untruths. Does that clear things up for you Sheldon? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! The Web Form So not that it is any of my business but have you tried calling these people up? Explaining your predicament. 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I'm also heavily into listening to Rock stars even though I myself have little to no musical talent I did read a book or two once and my dad can play guitar. Plus i once took a lesson in the sixth grade so I am totally ready. I do have the God given sense to attend a musical training school. Maybe, if I still feel like it. After all I never took Computer Science but I am a super debugger. I never actually studied brain surgery either but look how that turned out! And let's face it. Being a Rockstar ain't brain surgery. My friend , Aloysius Snuffleupagus used to be a big Rockstar back in the 70's. He toured with Big Bird and The Cookie Monsters and did huge venues with Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. They would rock the fucking house and then party for days. I asked him today if he would jam out with me but he doesn't Rock anymore. Not since Justin Bieber broke up with Selena. But he did give me this advice, "It's a long way, to the top if you wanna rock n roll but for those about to rock, we salute you!' Then he asked me if I was holding and could I front him just a taste but you know i ain't into that shit. I know from having stolen my mom's car because it is a toyota and the engineers design it to be the most powerful vehicle on the planet that you have to be careful. People get so mad and road ragey that they will LITERALLY DRIVE IN REVERSE ON THE HIGHWAY TO HIT YOU IN THE FRONT SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE AT FAULT I know right? The only way I was able to escape was to jump a huge concrete curb. Although I was stopped shortly afterward. Luckily I was not injured because well, that would have hurt. But the nice police officer nearly shit his pants when I told him I was just taking a drive in the desert because evidently that is code for being 'one brick shy of a full load'. Luckily I wasn't foaming at the mouth so i didn't get 5150'd that time. 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A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Watching that clip You know he wanted to say something else and that 'babe' was the least offensive word that came to mind. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! What they mean by 'Transparency' If you notice, there have been a lot of calls from both sides about more transparency in Government, in Corporate Operations, in every aspect of life there is a great concern for transparency. I have come to understand that this simply means 'nudity'. Next time you are watching or listening to your favorite news media, listen for the word transparency and mentally translate the word to nudity. I beleive you will soon be enlightened. For example, take this recent speech from Obama: My Administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of nudity in Government. We will work together to ensure the public trust and establish a system of nudity, with public participation, and collaboration. Nudity will strengthen our democracy and promote efficiency and effectiveness in Government. Government should be naked. Nudity promotes accountability and provides information for citizens about what their Government is doing. Yes, we can only be safe when everyone is naked. Imagine the local Walmart, the biker bars, the truck stops, and the various Sporting events when everyone attending is nude. Imagine the trust you'll have when our leaders like Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and especially Mr Boehner are standing before us in the same glory with which they entered the world! A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! You haven't been keeping up with current events They have made significant improvements in just the last few months. A place to Dump kuro5hit. 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Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Currently reading Night's Dawn Trilogy by Peter F Hamilton. There is an enormous amount of sex in this book. Very tantric 95 position zero-gee sex to ritualized colonial rape. In between the generous helpings of sex is some good old space opera with big ships boldly going and blowing shit up. It has been clearing my mind very well. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! You've heard that Abrams will be doing the next Star Wars movie for Disney. I'm sure it will be a fun movie to watch also. But boy oh boy! A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! YOU KILLED MIKE! YOU BASTARDS! Something like this? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! You don't understand it becuz it don't exist I mean, it's not cheese it's processed cheese food. Like American Theatre Popcorn Butter. I ain't sure what that shit is but it ain't butter. I can't eat the shit. I put a burger or anything in my mouth that has a slice of that shit on it and I will begin to projectile vomit all over the establishment. I can't help it. If they get mad they get mad. I'm like it says "CHEESE" you damn cross-eyed offspring of a chowder monkey not floor wax! I could die! You don't feed peanuts to a guy that has a nut allergy! And they're like, "It is clearly labeled cheese on the package, you should know better than to eat it!" And I'm like hold your horses sanjaya jay gupta, that shit ain't cheese! That is some artificially colored and artificially flavored frankenstein shit that come out of area 51 during the war! It was developed as a weapon but was banned by the Geneva convention! The stuff is like plastic it never rots! That shit ain't cheese! 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You must have put too much shit on your app so they worry you won't be happy kissing ass and getting barely paid. So they say you are over qualified. Velveeta is nasty dog. It's worse than American cheese. It's like so bad they don't even bother putting cheese in the name just 'Velveeta'. That is what Government cheese is also, it is Velveeta. Another fine product brought to us from Area 51. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Aw yeah we have the Tex-Mex which is still close enough to the border it ain't too bad but there are places like in San Antonio that a guy can get real Hispanic food. It's been years but i never forget my latino combat buddy came to visit me and I took him to this lil place I occasionally went to for lunch. he had tears in his eyes, he'd been away training and he was like man this is just like what momma made at home. I miss that sumbitch, went in one jungle too many. 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In fact she spent several thousand dollars to have them rebuilt. See we have the technology. Now she is Bigger Softer Faster Stronger A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Sorry mumble, I was unclear didn't mean just 'you' but rather the more general you of anyone reading the article. I know when I first heard about it I was WHA...BUH...THOSE ARE NATIONAL TREASURES! Then I read in the NYT that she spent several thousand just on the nipples alone and that Brad Pitt was there every step of the way to lend his personal seal of approval on the project. Then to read where even the kids can't tell the difference except for new small scars on mommies side boob, well, I'm sure after so much effort that they will be revealed to the public in some feature film due out for the next Oscar consideration. I can't wait. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Okay well it is obvious from her very good article in the New York Times that her primary concern was to hopefully save her own life. She basically had a ticking time bomb sitting on her chest and she wanted it off. It is obvious to me that she really wants to be in her children's lives as long as she possibly can. Having said that she is Angelina Jolie and if one has the ability to remove the problem without messing up the aesthetic details I can understand. It is still a brave decision that she made. It is even braver for her to come out and tell the world. She could have continued to go on with no one but her, Brad & the doctor ever knowing but now she has put herself out there for people like me and others who have absolutely no business in her private affairs to judge. Either to praise or ridicule. She gains nearly nothing from making it public, she stands to lose quite a bit. 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Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! I did read it and while I believe they are both full of shit, it does seem to be the case that trane argues that Government is Not a Group of People. I don't understand exactly what he thinks it is but obviously to his mind Government transcends mere people, both groups and individuals. [03:18] <procrasti> u and I are the government idiot [03:18] <satyagrahi> nope ... [03:18] <satyagrahi> the govt is much more than that ... [03:20] <procrasti> the govt can't do anything people can't [03:20] <satyagrahi> yup, it really can ... [03:20] <procrasti> the government can't do anything people can't ... [03:20] <satyagrahi> yup it does all the time [03:20] <satyagrahi> i just gave examples ... [03:22] <satyagrahi> the govt is more than ppl ... 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"sponges on a stick" Absolutely true. They sell them in Walmart now, usually on a hanger display in the bath tissue aisle. They have man pads in the pharmacy section now also. A Kotex looking device to combat masculine itching, reduce stains and help an obese man keep that fresh feeling all day long. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Couresera Sounds like something the Japanese would invent to make fun of Westerners. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! I disagree, I think it should be much more difficult to post anything, even comments. No, especially comments. It should be so hard that only the most finely crafted articles get posted to the FP. That only the most insightful diaries see the light of day and only the most carefully polished comments survive. Everything else can go to Twitter and or Reddit. 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So, how many pics have you taken of your junk already? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! I'm a liberal and I HATE those fucking bulbs Everything they tell you about them is a load of horseshit. But you can't say nothing because they have this shit drilled into their head like a damn religion. Let gays marry, let women decide what they want to do with their own bodies, tax the rich and feed the poor, provide safe and decent housing for all, provide free medical care for everybody, etc. etc. but they'll take my incandescent 100W light bulb when they pry it from my cold dead fingers, light them all up, let God sort them out, when light bulbs are outlawed only outlaws will have lightbulbs! A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! My experience with CFL is they burn out as often as the incandescents ever did. Like I said the people I know that use them, they have bought into it like a religion and so they feel like they are getting some kind of benefit. You know like if you pay that extra money for the steak you really want to think that it IS better than the steak you used to eat. I have a few LED's and I do like them for where they're applied. But I wouldn't want them to be my only choice. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Now my dad uses them and he is CONVINCED they cut his electric bill. (He's also Conservative as all hell) The thing is he started putting them in to replace the reg bulbs after mom was gone. Well, after mom was gone he also keeps the lights off all the time except for running a single lamp in whatever room he is actually in at night and since he is used to working outdoors during the week he only rarely runs the A/C. He prefers the ceiling fans and open windows. 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I guess I'll designate the new one Blood Wings. I'm not sure yet. The old lady usually names the file & print servers, is why we had Amityville House and Jason Voorhees and Micheal Myers previously. Anyways, I had some trouble with dropouts and syncs so I said fuck this and pulled my laptop Sterling Archer (Code name Duchess) out because it has HDMI and hooked it up to the TV and just copied the fucking file over. But then I had trouble with sound! Now since we have an empty nest these days I tend to just sleep in the nude. So I'm buck naked, cussing, farting, trying to figure out WTF is wrong with the movie. At first I thought maybe I don't have the right codec. No, I had the right codec. I double-checked my connections. The picture was perfect I just had no sound. Regular sound was fine. For awhile. I got to dicking around enough and then I had No Sound at all! Truth is, I never figured out what the real trouble was. After doing some Google-shooting and this that and the other I ended up just deleting the drivers. I restarted and let the machine install new drivers and Bing Boom, Bob's your Uncle the fucker worked just great. Got back to the film. I did have the thought during the movie that if The Winchester Brothers, Sam & Dean had been on hand then Mama would have been toasty ghosty in about 30 min. SPOILER I did NOT expect the ending. I was sure that Rock-n-roll mom was going to confront Ghost mom ala Ripley vs The Alien Queen. You know, "Get away from her you BITCH!" type scene. So the way it ended up was very bitter sweet and somewhat unexpected. I appreciated that there wasn't a scene that screamed MAMA TWO The Revenge of Mama. I mean there wasn't anything to say they couldn't bring her back if they wanted but it didn't appear to be something they were setting up. Another thing I thoroughly enjoyed was Grandma getting her comeuppance. I mean I expected her to get her ass fuxored but not quite in that way. END SPOILER So, all in all a decent Ghost story worth watching. I'd give it 3-4 Horsecocks out of five if you like the Horror genre. If you're looking for something that will scare the shit out of you or that is cutting edge then you still might enjoy Mama. If you are more into SAW or GORE movies then give this a pass, you'll just be bored. I was ready to go to sleep now but the old lady was like I don't want any nightmares so lets watch The Call. Hah, no nightmares. In The Call we have a straight forward kidnapping thriller with a bit of female revenge fantasy tacked on. I enjoyed this film primarily because no one acted overtly stupid. Well, during the first part Halle Berry made a couple dumb mistakes but she was called out on it and there was a good explanation. The rookie operators had a freak out or two but they were rookies. And best of all while Halle Berry was having this super kidnapping crisis the rest of the center kept on answering calls. Which was as it should be. All the operators were aware of this drama unfolding but they were busy with their own shit. That was well done. The funniest thing that happened though was I was being very aggravating cutting farts and all. I'm such a disgusting bastard. And at one point I raised my ass in the air and just cut a big wet one. Well to my surprise, instead of a fart I released a huge brown jet! I turned and there was poor halle berry's face just coated in brown ooze. Sorry Halle! After a quick intermission and clean up, we continued the film. I enjoyed this one also. The little twist of the knife at the end was cool. I give it at least three horsecocks. I do think that one's enjoyment of a film or entertainment is inversely proportional to it's cost for the user. If I had gone in and watched these at a theatre for full price plus parking, plus concessions, plus technical difficulties during the film I would have hated them. As it was I had a great time laying about naked, being disgusting and enjoying a couple of decent movies. I don't have anything against people making money for their work either. I pay for a lot of my entertainment. I got the netflixors and the other stuff, the "premium" channels, I buy DVD and now Blu-ray of the shit we watch over and over. But I still like a good quality R5 or what have you because I can. I don't think it is owed to me but I don't think they'll go broke either and I don't think they'll stop producing either. But they will change and I think they are already. And the change will be good, if some of these big concerns die then there will be more competition and more films and more GOOD films. They can still have good SFX too because the expensive shit today will be the Video Toasters of Tomorrow. What won't happen is that a lot of people who are not creative who don't really add any value to the whole creative equation will unfortunately be out of a job. I witnessed the death of the outdoor picture show and although it was fun watching movies out in the night air, listening to the sound over a tinny speaker, their end wasn't the end of entertainment. I believe we will soon witness the death of the Cineplex also. My living room with the blu-ray, HDTV, sound and comfortable, intimate seating with My selection of guests and My selection of snacks and beverages. (no I don't get nude with the guests but hey, if we WANTED to we could do that) is a far far superior experience to all but the fucking IMAX 30 mi away. My bedroom setup is much more modest but still quite enjoyable. Now one might get the impression that you have to have a lot of money (IGN MF BOSS) to be able to do this but you would be wrong. I mean you probably can't manage it if you're homeless. But if you have a decent place to live and you're patient then it doesn't really cost that much. But enough of THIS wall-of-text. It's the weekend. Enjoy you some movies. Descent was great. I seen it a buncha times I'll take a look at REC and The Silent House. Ain't nothing wrong with bad horror. Some of the best horror is the worst horror, i guess if that makes sense, no it doesn't but it is still true. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! I totally disagree k31 Go into a cinema, it's lit up like lalapalooza in there. Cell phones everywhere you look. They're not stealing video either they are twittering and facebooking and texting during the movie sharing the film that way. The fucking concessions are too damn high, there is like half an hour of ads before the feature and the ticket price is nutz. Now, going to see like Avatar on the IMAX yeah. 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My fantasy When I was very young I used to fantasize about having a robot body or being a biological being hooked into a robot. The robot body usually resembled the robot from the TV Series "Lost in Space". Later, I read a book titled "The Ship Who Sang" and I had very powerful and involved fantasies in which I was a 'Brainship' that had paid off his debt to Central and therefore I would be an Independent. Occasionally I have day dreams, not full fantasies of what it might be like to be a GSV or similar from The Culture. I don't fantasize nor day dream as often. I believe that playing video games fulfills whatever need I had for them. For instance, playing Skyrim or the Fallout series or any modern FPS you pretty much are a robot. You exist in the world but you don't eat, you don't have to sleep, you can take unimaginable levels of destruction and recoup simply by standing still. 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One Pukestained summer day at The BBQ & Lingerie Show in Lubbock Texas you see the most Semi-sweet creature you have ever seen. Their name is Flo , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend Billy Bob Turnbuckle and say, "Wow, that has to be the most fly-blown body I have ever seen. Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so fresh & fruity , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Austin with me and collate TPS reports ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " I bet you do " and go with them. When you finally get to Austin , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a Pickup Truck hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Console users have often complained that they don't have access to the Mods that the Glorius PC Gaming Master Race have. Hearthfire was Beth's idea of at least throwing them a bone. I don't know if you are aware but Beth has said Goodbye to Skyrim. No more DLC, patches, etc. What is out there is what you get. I understand Ps3 users are getting scroogled. I cannot imagine playing a TES title without Mods. I have converted to console because it is just easier and ultimately cheaper IMO than PC gaming. But damn, I have pruned and pruned and I still have well over 100 mods for Skyrim that I just couldn't imagine playing without. It's just like night vs day. None of those are armor mods or anything that screws up the game. 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FATTY FATTY ROLLED SO TIGHT SMOKING UP CURLING IN MY SIGHT I WISH I MIGHT I WISH I MAY STAY FUCKED UP ALL THROUGH THE DAY AND WHAT FINGERS WITH CRAFTSMAN'S HEART COULD TWIST THE LEAVES INTO THIS ART AND WHEN THE TIP WAS BROUGHT TO SPARK INSIDE THE HOME OR OUT IN A PARK THE SPIRIT WHICH HAMMERS AT MY BRAIN BY LETHARGY MINE ARMS BE CHAINED THE BUBBLES FROM THY MIGHTY BONG ERASE ALL PAIN ERASE ALL WRONG WHEN THE HOLY WEED DID SMOKE AND HE ABOVE TOOK HIS TURN TO TOKE DID HE SMILE HIS WORK TO SEE DID HE WHO MADE THE LAMB MAKE THEE? FATTY FATTY ROLLED SO TIGHT SMOKING UP CURLING IN MY SIGHT I WISH I MIGHT I WISH I MAY STAY FUCKED UP ALL THROUGH THE DAY That is probably the saddest thing I've heard all day. It must be a terrible burden for you. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! So don't fucking smoke it. Is their someone putting a gun to your head telling you to toke up or what? Or did you think that my diary had something to do with you? It doesn't. It doesn't have a thing to do with Michael David Crawford. Does that shock you? That there could exist on k5 content that did not refer in any way whatsoever to you? It doesn't have anything to do with mental illness either. It is a simple tribute to the day. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! If you want psychonalysis I must tell you I bill by the hour. How did it make you feel when he gave you a hard time? Is there anything else that he wanted you to do that if you refused he would give you a 'hard time'? Tell me about the last time you masturbated while fantasizing about your mother and your hatred for your father. I'll send you a bill. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. 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How's the wife by the way? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Your writing is improving greatly! Looking forward to the next episode in the tale. Beats the shit out of the I spent last night staring into the bottom of a glass feeling horny, depressed and alone Diarys. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Money, it's a trip! Money, go away! If I just had a basic income I'd be Okay! No fucking way! Money, those lazy goyim! Why don't they use those GPU's to mine for Bitcoin! Tesla car, A trip to Mars, six-year Senate seat Lifetime membership in Bilderberg is so neat Money, take it back! I'm all right Jacques keep your hands off of my stock! Money, it's kinda old! 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Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! And the whole "Like" thing On Facebook you 'Like' shit. And if you really 'Like' something you 'Share' it. Online people don't Like anything. They hate everything. And they aren't about to share shit. Fuck that, they steal that shit and repost it as OC on their blog to show how clever and enlightened they are. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! alternative to working is better than it was If you're a lazy crackhead sure. But then you probably weren't working anyways. Most people want shit and when they get shit they want more shit and they want it right fucking NOW. So even if you give Bob a basic income so that he doesn't have to work anymore and say it's decent so he can afford a ten-year old beater to get around and maybe take the family out to Jack-in-the-Box every so often and well you get the point. He can survive and eat and sit around on his ass all day and not worry. But you see Bob ain't going to want to sit on his ass all day. Because frankly sitting on your ass all day sucks. It is fun for awhile but then it gets monotonous. Plus if he can work then he can get a new car and some new furniture and go to Disneyland. So the only people that are going to charge more to work are those that would probably be making minimum wage (non-skilled) or less (waiters and others with tip income) because they can just sit on their ass and make the same without busting their ass. Or the Scizoaffective and crack addicted. Bob ain't going to give a shit because in his mind that basic income is just so much gravy. It's like the tax refund he gets at the end of the year. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! And Bill Clinton never came to mind? I thought he was the current go to guy for sex jokes. "Well sweetheart, Condolezza was the last black woman I slept with and when I woke up the bitch had stolen my wallet and was wearing a new pair of boots!" A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! We have to fight with the army we have not the army we would like to have. You think TCP/IP or HTTP was the best thing available'? It's what we had at the time so we made it work. Sorta. Mostly. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I don't think the aim is to replace currency just provide another alternative. I'm not involved either in any real sense. But I don't understand anyone wanting it to fail. Choice is a good thing. There may come a time when an instrument like bitcoin could be quite handy to have. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! It's UNIX! I KNOW THIS! A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Forget about it. She'll be all depressed til you leave then the next day she'll be down at the club, bar, whatever saying, "Hello Sailor, mind if I air-dry my panties on your yacht?" A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Thank you for that useful piece of timely information Mr Man-with-no-life. I too posses a portal in my nethers. I auto-generate content into the toilet-bowl water all the time. Perhaps this is what you experienced? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Solution: Basic Inc . . . lol, marry your dealer. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Well, the way I understand it. You can be sued under British Libel Laws even if you're not a British citizen and even if what you said isn't even printed in Britain. So yeah, thanks to Internets no place is safe. nateo will have to start saving his dinar or bitcoin or whatever fucking monopoly money they use in that shithole. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! My uncle is a photographer A professional photographer that has been making a living at it now for half a century. What he does to get a shot for National Geographic, Texas Monthly, Forbes, or whomever is as far beyond 'taking pictures' as what Jimi Hendrix did was to 'playing a guitar.' I don't know if he is typical for that industry but I know he has suffered for his art. You can see it etched in the lines of his face. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! 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A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I hear this thing called Angry Birds is kind of popular. Also, knowing you I would suggest something branded with Hello Kitty. Speaking of which, you did remember to register your new digs with local law right? Not like last time. I know it ain't that big a deal to you but they get awfully nervous when you move to within 500 yds of a school or daycare. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! So let me get this straight You get to fuck women, often semi-hot women They expect nothing from you except a cock and discretion because they already have steady guy. After a few fucks you leave the country with some pleasant cherry blossom memories. This is bad HOW? Goddamn kurons could fuck up a wet dream. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! No, look I get you. I understand Really I do. And I can get where it is shallow and all that, BUT you know if at the end of the day you're going to be drunk, and alone ANYWAYS then getting a bit of no strings is NOT THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. Yeah it would be great if you find that special someone that is the light of your life, the wind beneath your wings etc. And it could still happen. You could stumble across her in some 3rd-world dusty market, your gazes meeting as you both reach out to pick up the same apple. But in the meantime, shit dawg, you're throwing out the baby with the bathwater. It matters not if you aren't actively hunting them down but they are coming to you. Shit that makes you that much cooler in my book. And when it is time to go then it is time to go. But this time it will be on your terms not hers. When you get tired of those panties airdrying on the stern and you're ready to seek whatever lies on that far horizon, that distant shore. Then you can tell her hey babe, it's been real and it's been fun but I got to weigh anchor and ramble on. Does that make you a douche bag? No, it makes you fucking James Bond is what it makes you. Well, yeah James Bond was a little bit of a douche bag but still he was James fucking Bond so you know he got forgiven for that shit cuz the ladies knew he wasn't forever. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! You know you should change your sig I suggest: Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Hemingway or Never confuse movement with action. - Hemingway Hemingway was a true Kuron A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! No Rape Comfort Women It was all voluntary and shit. Also Nanking never happened. It was all propaganda. Completely exaggerated and wholly fabricated. Any deaths that occured were either justified militarily, accidental or isolated incidents of unauthorized atrocities. What is knee slapping hilarious is that in fifty years there are going to be folks saying that the events of 9/11 never happened. They're going to be all like, "you're telling me a passenger plane took out an entire skyscraper? Oh really, you say not one but two skyscrapers. All the way to the ground. No bombs, no military shit just two fucking planes. Riiiight grampa. This is like that story you told me about having to wait for the TV to warm up before you could watch it and only having three channels to watch and all in black and white! OMG WTF LOL! That's as hilarious as having to pay extra to make a long distance call. Or gasoline that cost less than a quarter a gallon!" A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Yeah and the pentagon too but you know point was made at two, any more and you're just getting cheeky A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Hitler was a Douche I don't think he is the most evil, I've heard some shit about some leaders that made me pause and think, fuck, that was an extremely dick move there. but he was bad enough. I guess. I think some of his followers were a bit more hard core actually than Hitler himself. And the shit the Germans produced wasn't all shit either. Fucking V-2's, the Horten Ho 229, Volkswagen, The Goddamn Rigid Airship (Zeppelins). The one sad thing about it though is the totally bitching uniforms. We'll never see that again because of their evil taint. But seriously what we wear nowadays looks like a fucking badly tailored suit that somebody spilled fruit salad on. Sure the Nazi's murdered a bunch of men, women and kids but they sure knew how to dress. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! No Renaissance men Men who are thinkers, inventors, poets, explorers, and philosophers. Only salary men, corporate drones buzzing about doing the corporates business and never their own. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Is Bitcoin legal? It's illegal to make your own money in the United States, but that doesn't mean the feds will shut down the digital currency bitcoin anytime soon, financial services lawyer Dan Friedberg tells us. That's because the feds don't consider bitcoin -- a virtual currency that's being used around the globe -- to be "tender," or official bills or coins that look like they've been issued by the U.S. government. Instead, it's considered "virtual currency." The federal government made that distinction clear in a recent announcement that it was applying money-laundering rules to bitcoin and other virtual currencies. Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/is-bitcoin-legal-2013-4#ixzz2PpfbWyir A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! When she's hanging off the side of the bridge Works for me. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Yeah Something Happened To Me Once Also I went to get a massage and when the dude finished, he leaned over and kissed me right on the ass! I was devastated! You can dress it up any way you like but the truth remains, that man kissed me on my bike rack! A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I take a shower every Friday night whether I need it or not. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Yes, I love the feel of Lava brand soap on my nethers. It's made by that other household stand-by WD-40. Lava contains bits of real ground pumice and is good for stripping and scouring tar, engine grease, paint, dirt, grime, filth, and similar substances from the skin. As a creature possessed of and by a Penis I have discovered, thanks to balsamic vinigga, that I am an unrepentant rape supporter. I trust that your "mind" is now fully aroused by this knowledge and soon to be engorged by curiosity and that by intensive 'study', perhaps with your own preferred brand of soap you too can cleanse yourself to cultured satisfaction. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Money grows but not on trees where you can just pick it. It's the kind of produce where you got to bend and stoop to harvest it. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! So to boil it all down, if you have a penis then you are a rape supporter. Got it. Where do I pick up my button? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, four-wheel monorail TESLA What'd I say? TESLA What's it called? TESLA That's right! TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA I hear those things are awfully loud It glides as softly as a cloud Is there a chance the battery might die? Not on your life, you brown-skinned guy! What about us brain-dead slobs? You'll be given cushy jobs Were you sent here by Obama? No, good sir, I swear on this llama! The ring came off my pudding can! Take my pen knife, my good man I swear it's K5's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! TESLA What's it called? TESLA Once again TESLA But the stock is still all pumped and dumped Sorry, Debs, the Street is PUMPED! Elon! Elon! Elon! Elon! Tes, d'oh! A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! TRANE: YOU INFECTED ME WITH A DANGEROUS MEME I NOTE THAT YOU YOURSELF WERE NOT IMMUNE TO THE BACKSPLASH SEE HOW DANGEROUS IT IS TO MESS WITH THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND? STICK TO RUBY EARLY IN MY SLEEP CYCLE I HAD A DREAM. IN THE DREAM MANY INTERESTING AND UNRELATED THINGS HAPPENED. BUT THERE WAS ONE THING THAT MESSED UP MY SLEEP FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT. FOR SOME REASON I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE A MAJOR MATH TEST TODAY. IN ADDITION I HAD MATH HOMEWORK DUE. I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR MY MATH BOOK IN ORDER TO STUDY FOR THE TEST AND DO MY HOMEWORK. I LOOKED THROUGH ALL MY SHELVES. I FOUND MANY C AND C++ BOOKS. (IN FACT AS I PONDERED THE DREAM LATER I WAS AMAZED AT THE TITLES MY SUBCONSCIOUS WAS ABLE TO CONJURE UP, MANY I HADN'T COMPLETELY READ BUT ONLY SKIMMED THROUGH AT VARIOUS TIMES) THERE WERE OTHER BOOKS, MOLDY PROLOG BOOKS AND THICK NETWORK BOOKS. OS MANUALS. EVEN A YELLOW & WHITE BORLAND TURBO PASCAL SET BUT NOT A SINGLE MATH BOOK NOT EVEN OF THE DISCRETE VARIETY. I WAS FILLED WITH A SENSE OF NERVOUSNESS AND DREAD THAT I HADN'T FELT IN QUITE SOME TIME. A FEELING OF IMPENDING DOOM THAT I CAN IMAGINE TO BE SIMILAR TO ONE ON DEATH ROW. UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES THIS FEELING WOULD PASS WITH THE ENDING OF THE DREAM BUT INSTEAD THIS THREAD PERSISTED THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT WEAVING ITS WAY THROUGH MULTIPLE OTHER DREAMS. SURVIVING EVEN AN EARLY MORNING TRIP TO THE BATHROOM. IT WASN'T UNTIL MY ALARM CLOCK WENT OFF THIS AM THAT I WAS RELEASED FROM THIS DREAD WITH RELIEF AS I REALIZED 'FUCKING HELL' I HAVEN'T HAD TO DEAL WITH HOMEWORK OR TESTS (OF THE ACADEMIC NATURE) IN DECADES. THE HUMAN SUBCONSCIOUS IS ONE HELL OF A TROLLING MOTHER FUCKER. I disagree Grades are a score card that is not for you the student. Grades are for everyone BUT the student. You the student do not need a grade other than to fulfil some kind of need similar to what Achievements fill in video games. A useless measure of self-worth. You the student know if you are doing well or doing poorly, if you are keeping up with the class or not. You the student do not need a grade of any kind. The grade is to let your parents know how you are doing in a loose sense. They are measure for the school to judge the worth of the teacher. They are a measure of PRODUCTION for the school authority. You ask: why submit yourself to an academic authority to begin with In Texas, if the child does not attend school the parents can go to jail. There is no choice other than Homeschool. And even that is limited and regulated. As I said, It has been a long damn time since I was in school. And I didn't realize at the time what a big sham it was. I made very good grades. I received lots of stars and smiley faces and all that shit the teachers write on your papers to let you know that you are performing to spec. The closest I came to understanding that something was a little off was when I became a teenager and realized that it wasn't a good idea to let my peers know that I made good grades. Just like it wasn't a good idea to discuss the finer points of Star Trek episodes in conversation with good looking girls. But that was then. I understand quite a bit more now. In addition I know that I don't have 'anxiety' dreams. I dream of driving downtown naked without any trouble what so ever. I think it is because I learned how to Lucid dream long ago. No, Trane infected me with a terrible Meme. It entered my head and like an earbug it refused to be dislodged and caused me great distress. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Yes, removing grades would make things better It wouldn't solve all the problems of course but it would be better. You mention Montessori. The Montessori system is actually a wonderful example of the direction education should take in order to be worthwhile. Problem is cost. People don't want to pay what education really costs. They don't mind buying a million dollar missile to be used once but they balk at spending a buck and a quarter on the kids education. (how they grade) It has gotten much worse since I was in. It started back when my child was still in school. It has gotten even worse since. The teachers teach to the test. The kids don't learn anything. They train and practice taking tests so that they'll score well and the school will get money. That's why parents are going to jail if they don't have their kids in school enough. If the school can't show the kid was in class they don't get funding. Look, if the PTB want corporate drones that are trained to punch a clock, sit still for 8 hrs at their open plan desks doing rote repetitive work for minor reward then they can damn well start funding education. Instead they just say American students are dumb (which they are but it isn't all their fault now) and therefore they must hire overseas (H1B). Anyway, yeah you have a bunch of problems going on there and not all of them will be solved by doing away with grades. But grades don't do anything worthwhile an actually cause their own problems. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! But that isn't how they work They should at least be put in classes that will maximise their learning at any given point. That would be wonderful. an individual's knowledge is like a pyramid, broad at the base, built upon up to certain specialities Like a slice of pizza right? That's what we have. A big cheese pizza. No pepperoni, no mushrooms, no onions, no peppers, no sauce, no spices. Just one big bland cheese pizza. I get where you are going. We can talk all day about a school system that we would like to have and perhaps it would incorporate grading in some useful way. Or we could talk about the system that we actually have in which the grading system is more of a problem than anything else. Just because we've always done it this way is not a good excuse to keep doing it. the whole society benefits from an individual's education Unless that individual is not really being educated but just being trained. which is why industry tends not to invest in it Then maybe they'd better start. You do understand that the Texas Board of Education pretty much determines what is going to end up in the Nations textbooks and therefore what is going to be taught right? Would you consider a child who was trained that 'evolution is a bunch of hooey' is educated? A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! In theory . . . I thought it went "okay" for me also. I'm not so sure my grand daughter is going to be able to say the same. So if you get an A on the test and everyone else in the class gets a B what exactly does that mean? What does that tell you? What does it tell you if you discover that all the other students are Einstein level geniuses? What does it tell you if you discover that all the other students barely have the mental capacity to walk and chew gum at the same time? It doesn't tell you a fucking thing is what it tells you. Grades are meaningless. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I like how you changed everything I said I also like how you are still discussing how school should be but have not given a good justification for grades even then. Like hanging a bag off the side of the thing. Sure you can find a use for it but it is entirely unnecessary for its efficient operation. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I wanted to have a Google on your 1st question why are all the montessori schooled children have such a difficult time in real life? I was not aware that that was the case. In fact I was a bit surprised. I understand that a few Homeschooled children do have a difficult time integrating back into the regular education system but had not heard anything about Montessori schooled children having any difficulty. Perhaps you have some better sources. Larry Page, Sergei Brin, Jeff Bezos, Jimmy Wales, Peter Drucker, Julia Child, David Blaine, and Sean "P. Diddy" Combs might have some disagreement with you however, to name just a few. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! GRADES ARE A FORM OF BRAINWASHING SAME WITH FRESHMAN, JUNIOR, ETC CLASSIFICATION GRADES ARE THERE TO TEACH STUDENTS THAT IF THEY WANT TO SUCCEED THEY MUST WORK HARD AND MAKE 'GOOD' GRADES. THIS IS TO TEACH THEM THAT WHEN THEY 'GRADUATE' THEY SHOULD CONTINUE TO WORK HARD AND THEY WILL BE 'REWARDED' WITH 'GOOD' SALARIES' SCHOOLS ARE NOT ABOUT EDUCATION THEY ARE CORPORATE DRONE TRAINING GROUNDS INTENDED TO INDOCTRINATE CHILDREN TO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, FIT IN TO THE HIERARCHY, CONFORM TO THE RULES, SIT UP STRAIGHT, DON'T GO OUTSIDE THE LINES, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, SUBMIT TO AUTHORITY. IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO YOU WILL BE PUNISHED. YOU WILL RECIEVE A GRADE OF F WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE A FAILURE AND TRAIN YOU TO FEAR THE OTHER F WORD FIRED YOUR PARENTS WILL BE CALLED IN YOU WILL BE DRUGGED INTO SUBMISSION AND IF THAT FAILS THEN YOU WILL INDEED BE FIRED FROM SCHOOL KNOW AS EXPULSION GRADUATION IS THE BIGGEST LIE BECAUSE IT SETS AN ARTIFICIAL END TO LEARNING. STUDENTS ARE CONDITIONED THAT WHEN THEY GRADUATE THEN THEY ARE NO LONGER REQUIRED TO LEARN ANYTHING NEW, THEY HAVE COMPLETED THEIR TRAINING AND THUS ARE PREPARED AND FIT FOR SERVICE AS A COG IN THE CORPORATE EMPIRE. IN THIS SOCIETY THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE FOR KNOWLEDGE SAKE IS CONSIDERED A PERVERSION AND THOSE THAT SEEK TO LEARN ARE OSTRACIZED AND CALLED GEEKS, NERDS, WONKS, ETC. THEY ARE WEIRD AND STRANGE. THEY ARE DIFFERENT AND SHOULD BE SHUNNED. IF YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT GRADES THEN YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST. WORRYING ABOUT GRADES IS LIKE WORRYING ABOUT THE PLACEMENT OF DECK CHAIRS ON THE TITANIC. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! That sounds very similar to something Thoreau might say, although perhaps a bit more poetically. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Never heard of it But don't them networky things have some way to redirect shit like ya know some kinda lectronic forwarding so when it looks for the old server it gets sent to the new one? I mean the Post Office and Windows 3.1 have that kinda tech. Or a some ways to download a firmware update that you can then upload into it thru usb or some shit? Well, I reckon not or else you wouldn't be griping about it. I guess maybe you should just bite the bullet and get them wires up off the ground and get that shit fixed so you can have normal internet rather than play games with wifi. I just googled that thing and it looks like something about as useful as tits on a boar hog. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Genny cream Oh hells yeah! I was introduced to this fine brew when I first joined the service. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! You show your true selfish colors Why jam up the hiways with individual cars? Just give everyone a Basic Chauffeurs license and have a zip bus program. Use tech to announce my route from point A to point B. Riders would be notified and could attach themselves to my bus at certain points. I would make stops to pick up the passengers that had attached themselves. Passengers on the bus could detach themselves and be let off at certain stops. When I reached my destination or at any point along the way I could transfer the bus to another driver and then I would become a passenger. We wouldn't even need to schedule routes. With enough busses and AI helping we could employ genetic algorithms and the bus along with the passengers would automatically seek out the fittest routes. No fees would need to be collected the ride would be free. End the tyranny of the automobile! Tear up useless freeways to create green belts! A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I had never hear of Iain M. Banks until after I joined Kuro5hin.org. "Use of Weapons" & "Player of Games" were often mentioned in multiple Diaries on this site. I went to the public library to see what they had. There was only one single Banks book in their collection. 'Excession' I have a thing for Space Opera and Artificially Intelligent Autonomous Spacecraft. Excession was a difficult read but I enjoyed it. The book was heavy on the "Minds" of the Culture, the AI intelligences running the GSV's, The Orbitals, etc. I picked up a lot of his non-scifi work after that and found it often very dark but quite good. The last Non-SciFi book of his I read was "Stonemouth" - a you can never go back home again story. The last SciFi book i read was Transitions. This book explores the Multiple Universes theory. A certain group of folks using a special drug are able to transition between parallel worlds. Surface Detail is awesome in it's depiction of Hells. You just have to read it. The only one I haven't read yet is Hydrogen Sonata. I'll be looking for it this week. Not all of his books are Excellent but they are all worth reading. I would certainly place Banks alongside Asimov, Clarke, Dick, or any of the greats. The universe he created, The Culture, is at least as rich and in many ways more so than the Empire of Star Wars or The Federation of Star Trek. I wish him well and the world will certainly be the poorer when he is gone. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! It's cool. He may not be around but the books will still be there waiting for you. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I thought the NRA had decided the biggest threat was Angry Birds and the Twilight Series. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! The local police use a program called Cellebrite It sucks the shit out of a phone like WHOOMP THERE IT IS. I use 9999 for my pin cuz nobody is ever gonna count that high knowhatimean? 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A. .38 cal semi auto, aka 'Justice'. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Dude is probably bored of that also. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! It was good for the (local) economy It's almost like some kind of Darwinism. It doesn't really matter if you gave out a basic income or not. Some people are more 'fit', they have the discipline, fore-thought, etc. whatever that they will thrive financially. See J.K. Rowling. Then you have others that you give them millions and they end up back at square one or worse even than before. See this lady or this dude. I think the majority will end up somewhere in the middle they'll stumble a bit and learn enough to find a comfortable level. So in that sense a basic income might be beneficial. I don't believe in it because I think the economy will adjust itself to account for it and it will just make things harder for the really poor and esp mentally ill. Some are going to be 'too proud' to take the income even if they qualify, others aren't going to know that it is even available or if they do then something, say like paranoia or other fear will keep them from applying for it. And then you'll have predators that will victimize the poor to take that bit of basic income. The rest of us will be left scratching our heads expecting that everyone is benefiting from a minimum income and wondering how these people are still struggling. Of course we'll 'blame the victim' for being stupid, not living right, etc. In the end nothing much will change for the majority and for a minority things will be much worse. I believe the real problem is rooted in racism. It's not about money it's about race. Whenever we think about welfare we think about them damn lazy niggers and other minorities. Sitting around, smoking crack, watching Judge Judy living the fucking Life of Reilly while the rest of us slave away working our ass off in the salt mines, earning every single penny blood, sweat, and tears. Well, a few do that. And the ones that are actually slaving away are generally on some kind of federal aid in order to make ends meet. The rest of us are earning our money sitting on our fat and rapidly expanding ass in an air-conditioned environment with access to high-speed Internet, Starbuck's Coffee and McJack-in-the-Whataburger King. But yeah, all those disabled people are just parasites, so too the Elderly and especially the fucking poor. Because if they would just get a fucking job and quit being lazy they wouldn't be poor. A+B=C and the world is straight up simple and Black and White, one-size fits all, Buy one get one free. When the truth is that people like trane are a minority of a minority. They got free time to spend shitting on the net talking shit about basic incomes and challenges. Most people that get aid are working. They're too god damn busy trying to keep afloat they don't have time to be twittering or blogging or occupying or any of that shit. Many of them are white. I say that because I know for a fact that a decade ago the majority of those on welfare were white but I haven't looked at the stats lately so maybe it has changed but I doubt it. But you know, we live in the era of 'Truthiness' and so the facts don't really matter anymore. It is how things are perceived that make a difference. The perception is that welfare recipients are lazy, dirty, drug using, brown-skinned, baby-makers. So since that is the case fuck them. HAPPY EASTER Happy Easter y'all, This weekend we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. As you know, Christ was crucified on a wicker cross along with two PEEPs on either side. When he breathed his last breath a Roman soldier hit him with a stick whereupon he burst open like a pinata and jelly beans spilled across the ground. He was interned in a Chocolate Tomb which was sealed with a giant GumDrop. On the third day he was visited by a magic bunny that laid colorful hard-boiled eggs. The bunny offered Jesus an egg and said 'Eat this for it is my flesh and by partaking thereof you shall have everlasting life' Jesus ate of the egg and was resurrected. He went forth among his followers and said "From henchforth you shall observe this day Easter and keep it holy. On this day you will hide the hard-boiled eggs that you have decorated with colorful signs and designs. Then you will suffer the children to hunt for the eggs. Some will find many eggs and will be joyous. Many will find a few eggs and will be content. A few will find no eggs and there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Some will even have their meagre portion of egg stolen by bullies who will have many many eggs already. For it is written that to he who hath, more will be given and for he who hath not, even what he hath will be taken away." And so it was God's will that as the Easter Holiday celebration informed us that some are smart and or lucky and they find many many eggs while most are just smart enough and lucky enough to find a few eggs and then some people are just losers and they find no eggs and even if they find an egg the egg is taken away from them. Just as it is in the real world. May you find many many eggs in your search. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Even worse is the feeling after the second round that you have just passed a bag full of hot broken glass. You can't even wipe really you can just kind of pat some. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Kuro5hin.org is The very studious, clean-cut, well-respected (High Google-Juice) brother of the super-geek (Slashdot) that made good grades and all until he left home and started hanging with the wrong crowd. Staying out late, doing drugs, experimenting having unprotected gay sex with Anonymous. Kuro5hin.org wakes up these days, can't remember what happened the last 72 hrs. Has a bad rash and boils heroin out of old cigarette butt filters while masturbating to My Little Pony cartoons and writing suicide poetry. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Cool, send this article to The NY Times A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I don't feel so well This morning when I went in there was a fine, sort of green mist in the air. I thought it was fog but it is slightly sticky and oily. Had a hell of a time getting it off the windshield. I had trouble sleeping last night. Weird ass dreams. My face is puffy and my eyes are all watery and red. I have a terrible headache. I must have drank a gallon of coffee this morning trying to wake up. I'm so fucking thirsty. Everybody seems to be pretty miserable. It's already 11am and still a lot of pukes have not shown up or called in sick. What makes it worse is the god damn helicopters. They are everywhere! WOP WOP WOP not doing anything for my head that is for damn sure. I saw the firetrucks out this morning hosing down some of the buildings. I don't understand what that was about. I guess some kind of training or something. A lot of Texas National Guard rolling around in those humvees too. Usually they are out in the woods playing games but they were blocking traffic this morning in some neighborhoods. Oh well, I can't wait for lunch. Take a break and swallow some more aspirin. This headache is going to kill me I swear. Once upon a time there was a fluffy bunny hip hopping through the forest, eating sweet grass, smelling the flowers and just having a wonderful time. Directly, the lil fluffy bunny felt the need to move its bowels so it went to the place in the forest where the animals did their business. While the fluffy bunny was there relieving itself, along came a BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR. The BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR sat down next to the lil fluffy bunny and started taking a BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR SHIT. The lil fluffy bunny was afraid to move. It didn't know what to do. BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR looked down and in his BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR voice he said, 'Howdy Lil Bunny' The fluffy bunny said, 'H-H-Hello Mr. Bear!' BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR said, 'Nice day today.' Lil fluffy bunny replied, 'Y-Y-Y-Yes it is Mr Bear, it is a v-v-v-very nice day indeed.' BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR said, 'Can I ask you a question Lil Bunny?' Lil fluffy bunny replied, 'Why certainly Mr Bear, what would you like to know?' BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR said, 'Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?' Lil fluffy bunny replied, 'Why No Mr Bear! I don't think I've ever had that problem.' BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR responded, 'That's good to know.' And with that BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR reached down with his massive paw, scooped up the fluffy bunny and using fluffy bunny like a wad of toilet paper, vigorously wiped his ass with fluffy bunny before tossing him over his shoulder. 'Have a good day lil fluffy bunny!' said BIG OLD GRIZZLY BEAR as he ambled off into the woods. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! So I have answered your question then A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Alright smartass, you went there didn't ya Didn't bother you one bit about talking god damn forest critters did it? You just thinking about the absorbency of rabbit fur huh? Have you ever wiped your ass with rabbit fur? It ain't very absorbent I'll tell you what. Never mind, it's a long story that's better off forgotten. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! No way dude. I'm sure I'll feel better by the morning. The local news says it's just an 'unusually high pollen count'. Sleep tight. Pleasant dreams. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Captain Trips, Walking Dead, All Your Nightmare Are Belong To Us I'm chillaxing, got my shoes off, my feet up, a refreshing beverage in my hand. The news comes on. Time to catch up on the current events, weather and sports. They do their little graphic & sound thing. Then the anchor comes on to inform me that a VIAL containing a DEADLY VIRUS has uh, disappeared from a lab in Galveston. You know Galveston, Home of RON PAAAUUULLL! We Accidentally A Whole Lethal Virus It went missing sometime last week and they have spent the weekend searching for a clue as to what happened to it. No Luck. Shit is just GONE. Who had it last? What were they doing? Well, they don't really know. It was like supposed to be in this freezer but now it ain't there and wow. Hey Shit Happens. But Lab Admins say it isn't a real big deal. In fact they think it is all okay and are saying, 'Ya know, it probably just got thrown out by accident' They just don't know for sure. Sure, it "May" have been stolen, but hey, their security is pretty good you know so probably didn't happen. Yeah, security is so good the shit just disappears out of the fridge with no clue as to what happened. That security. Instead the PHB's believe that it probably got 'stuck to someone's glove' (yes they actually said that on TV, the vial stuck to someone's glove and the someone didn't notice) and ended up in the incinerator. So, no worries. Why does this remind me of the intro to The Simpsons? So what does this deadly virus do anyways? Oh just causes you to bleed from the inside out. Remember folks. World War Z started right here. Prepare yourself and aim for the head. Last Words of a Texan: "Hey Y'all! Watch THIS!" Some further assurance Oh the lab says now, 'By Law They Are Not REQUIRED To Inform The Public but they thought it would be a Nice Gesture' - Say WHAT? UTMB's science director Scott Weaver is making assurances that the deadly virus missing from his facility is "not" cause for genuine concern. "The only way it could pose a risk is if it was stolen," Weaver said. "And that's not likely." The virus is a type of the Guanarito virus. Guanarito is an 'arenavirus' belonging to the Arenaviridae family that causes hemorrhagic fevers, including profuse bleeding from the orifices, multiple organ failure and death in over 30 percent of those afflicted. On the bio-safety level scale of one to four, with four causing the most risk, all viruses that cause hemorrhagic fevers have been assigned a four by the CDC. Additionally, because transmission of the Guaranito virus is through aerosol dissemination, a method that can be artificially simulated, and since there is no vaccine nor guaranteed cure once a person is sickened with it, Guanarito has been ranked a 'Category A' pathogen by the CDC, the highest classification of public threat. So, yeah. Nothing to see here, move along . . . A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I swear when I was watching the news I was thinking, 'Lil Debbie was fucking RIGHT, they are trying to kill us.' A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Not replying to you Mr Mumble but this seems a good place to put this comment. They do indeed have a policy. They can have a "memorial page" in which they keep the page as is for viewing but you can't add any thing to it. They can delete the page if someone from the immediate family requests it and can show that they are indeed family. I know this because after Mom was murdered we left her FB alone for awhile in much the way procrasti has for his GF. Unfortunately, those little sidebar things kept popping up, 'Rose has found 27 friends through the friend finder', etc. So her sister and brothers asked me if there was something I could do about it because it was upsetting people. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! I think Gates was being interviewed and he did agree with a basic income, but only for third world citizens. 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And a pump device will allow him to achieve an erection by forcing blood to flow into his new penis." I'm sure this will do wonders for his love life. 'Hang on baby, let me just pump this mother up and we'll get started." Good luck Andy! (via Huffpo) Speaking of Dickheads Recently someone posted a thing about telling the GOP a thing or two. I don't remember putting in my email, I guess I did. I've been getting a bunch of spam from the RNC wanting bailout money after their loss to my main man Obama because of them dirty Latinos. They're looking for my support in their effort to proclaim Tuesday at the Capitol "Taco Tuesday". They're also wanting to name the guy that does the Dos Equis commercials as a special Ambassador. Looks like Boehner was ahead of the curve. I would watch for sales of spray tan to soar near congressional erection time. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! It's cool, fool Don't worry, they ain't gonna use your arm. A place to Dump kuro5hit. The *hottest* spot on the net. No Cover and No Minimum. Makes 4chan look like a monastery. Introduce your Mojo to our Karma! Orangered up in this B-otch! Thy rod and thy staff comfort me A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! LOL, My dog gets offers for pre-approved credit I don't think it means anything because it's been like that since the fucking 80's. On the other hand I keep hearing about these student loans being 'bundled' as 'assets' and sold. It sounds like a song and dance number that is somewhat familiar, I just can't put my finger on it. A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! Raise the fee to $50 and ban like it's 1999, FTW The more you pay, the more it's worth. A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! I've redacted a family member once or twice Like riding a donkey to Disneyworld. A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! This didn't end well the last time Wow, just wow A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! 'Still... lol, fuck him.', he replied with honor. A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! Measure once, cut twice A hundred years from now it won't matter anyways. A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! Harmless Trolling Fun Might as well start posting in Google Groups how trane is a CHILOPRED wanted for AGGRAVATED SEXUAL OBESE (1st deg) and observed leaving the scene of an AUTOMOBILE FELLATION. HAHAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY! ROR! WHO'S THE MAN DAWG? YOU DA MAN! DAWG! WHAT'S NEXT DAWG? YOU GOING TO POST A COMMENT WITH THE WORD FAGGOT REPEATED 5000 TIMES? THAT THERE IS SOME QUALITY TROLLING I TELL YOU WHAT! A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! While I touch myself . . . A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! I LOVE THAT "But WHY Would you ever want to DO THAT?" I bet the dude that first thought, "Ya know, I would like to season this meat and cook it over a fire. I bet it would taste right fucking good!" was asked, "Why would you ever want to do that? The meat would be all black and greasy then and you would end up adding in vegetables and stuff. That would be stupid!" A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Mostly I see this when Apple products are discussed. Somebody will make a remark that the iSomething would benefit from having some basic functionality and the first reply is WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? If you hold to that false Unix Philosophy then why do we need this software in the first place? vi already exists. If you hold to the TRUE Unix philosophy then this software must constantly evolve until it is able to read mail. A place to Dump kuro5hit. *ACT NOW!* Five approved posts enters you in the sweepstakes for exclusive MDC prison sodomy pictures! Fuck all that. I enjoy pooping just like it is Now if there was an easier way for me to lick my own balls then we'd be on to something! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. There was absolutely no bloodshed in Tienanmen Square. That is a myth propagated by western capitalist running dogs. Everyone knows that in truth it was the brave Chinese army that were forced to open fire on literally hordes of zombies outside the center of Beijing as the brain-eating monsters made their way toward the square. The army came up against "an elaborate system of blockades" which allowed zombies to "control much of central Beijing". A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You must be a redditor also! Would you care to perhaps get together for some swaffellen, tasty bread and tacos? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Holy crap. K5 still exists. I can't believe that someone hasn't come along and put this website out of its misery already. This site is like a 94 year old syphilitic blind crack-whore with one leg missing, a degree in economics and no teeth. Although I must say that I did enjoy swaffelen around the office. I wish though I could go back and kill myself to stop being such a stupid member of The Empire. Of course how depressing would it be to have yourself from 10 years in the future show up and tell you to kill yourself? I agree 100% If I hadn't already met the future me before now bringing a journal of interesting things like the winners of the superbowl, stock market winners & losers, clips of 9/11 etc. I'd be all like WTF dude? Then I would take my advice and kill myself just to fuck myself in the future. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You there! Mr B Otch Are you high or something? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Wrong Mr B Otch There is no such building. We're watching you. This could be a library. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Kill Yourself. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. DID I WIN The Kontest? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. NOT WHAT I EXPECTED WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Hey sye, Don't JUDGE the man too harshly In times like these we often have to LAUGH to keep from CRYING. And it's not like it isn't a time honored tradition. Look at all the fucking Clowns, Jugglers, Hucksters and Comedians we have in Congress. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. YOU MUST ABIDE BY THE DICTUM TO AVOID THE GAG A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Cocaine, It's a helluva drug! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. It's all about those drugs dude I could leave my life with the money I've saved and disappear. But you can't leave yourself. You'll still have that chem imbalance wherever you run. And I feel like you have to find your own cocktail. There is a person, they were so doped up they could function but it was like they were retarded almost. Now they take a different cocktail and they're doing great. Unlike the old stuff this new stuff lets them bump up against the edge sometimes but it's more like a guardrail than a trackrail. As for others not doing the second part, let me tell you that it can be hard. Those days when you're radiating all that negative energy some people can deal with that for a day or two. But you know sometimes it may be take a week or so and that can take a toll even when they care a lot about you. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. THESE GUYS CAN HELP YOU THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. INSTEAD OF WALKING WITH FOOLS I LIKE TO RIDE WITH THEM IN BIG OLD TRUCKS WITH MUD GRIP TIRES OFF-ROAD WHILE CONSUMING LARGE QUANTITIES OF ALCOLOL. IT IS NOT TOO WISE BUT IT IS A LOT OF FUN. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. 100 Comments in WiFi Stealing MFs And 99.9 percent is PROCRASTI-TRANE circle-jerk. I don't know which is more annoying, them or BibbleVerses. I wouldn't think K5 could get much worse but with just a bit of effort I see it can. Y'all have fun. wtb out YOU SHOULD SEE THE SIZE OF MY SCROLLING FINGER, IT'S BIGGER THAN YOUR REN FAIRE LARP SWORD! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE TDILLO IS COOKING? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Ah the BOfH NEW motto from: There's no problem so large it can't be solved by killing the user off, deleting their files, closing their account and reporting their REAL earnings to the IRS to: There's no problem so large it can't be solved by sniffing the line to get the users facebook password, having them come out of the closet to all their friends and family, sending a message to their father about how they've always dreamed of sucking his cock, then changing the password so they can't undo it. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. T-SHIRT SAYS FUCK ME I'M NOT WEARING PANTIES on the back it says GET AIDS NOW ASK ME HOW A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. His wires be all broke and shit tho' A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Crawford Update 02/22/2013 Our good friend Blastar Writes: Crawford update, please let K5 know Crawford wrote back to me again. He is on talking terms with his mother again, she bought him a subscription to a newspaper. He is working on getting better and I had sent him three different books, two were Buddhist self-help books, and the third was a Cross Platform C++ programming book. He claims the main problem he has there is boredom. The books help, and a big thank you to whomever bought him more snack packs and stationary with a pencil. cont'd after the jump He says he should be out of jail in a month, from his letter dated February 15th, 2013. That means around March 15th, 2013 or later. He says he made a plea deal to a lessor charge of "false imprisonment" which is still a felony but not part of the "three strikes and you are out" law because it is not violent based or a threat of violence. It also has a shorter jail time. He didn't go into details, but the legal system is so corrupt that they would keep delaying his case to keep him in jail for a very long time that he would have to take some sort of plea deal to a lessor charge just to get out of jail and go back to working. I really think Crawford is trying to better himself, that he has had a very bad time in his life. A lot of things went bad for him, and he lost his job, his business, his wife, and very much his career and yes he had some bad behavior as well. But he is atoning for it, and trying to be a better person. Sure he has make a few mistakes, but he is learning from them. I can provide the second letter if need be, but he wrote some personal advice for me in it. I am not sure if the public wants to read that. But you can tell from the first letter it is him, and I am in contact with him via postal letters. The jail has no email and no access to computers, so postal mail is the best bet for communications. He says the letters you send him help him feel better. He says PNarp sent him the Kuro5hin diaries and they are starting to make better sense for him. So a big thank you to the Kuro5hin members who wrote him and bought him Access Secure Packs, etc. A big thank you to people on the Internet who wrote him and sent him Access Secure Packs. Most of what he eats for lunch is peanut butter and jelly and Bologna sandwiches. So the meal and snack packs help. I sent Crawford the link to this blog, see what he thinks. Maybe after he comes out he can reply to them. I don't know how 'false imprisonment' follows from what we heard previously. Was he holding the cop hostage? Was he holding the customers of the Mickey D's hostage? I dunno. It was often rumored that Steve Jobs radiated a Reality Distortion Field. I can only assume that perhaps Crawford does something similar. There is no doubt that wherever Crawford happens to be that the proverbial "Shit Happens". A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Exactly, I know what it means But how did they get from 'Threaten with intent to terrorize' down to 'false imprisonment'? I know it is a plea to get this keystone kop shit done and over with but what do they do these days just pull a charge out of a glass bowl? I mean first they we're saying he made this threat about airplanes falling from the sky in the McDonalds. Now he pleads to false imprisonment but who was he holding hostage? Some theoretical airliner? It is like Alice in Wonderland and gets curiouser and curiouser. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Ah, I understand now. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I didn't take your comment that way at all. I really couldn't figure out how they could go from one to the other. I've never been involved with any kind of plea bargaining. I had just assumed that the charge would have to have some connection to reality. Of course after watching the US Government at work over the last few years I don't know why I would make that assumption. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Just FYI in case you were curious why I post this and Blastar doesn't just login and post it himself. If you remember, back when MDC did the 911 thing and was in all that trouble, he was trying to raise $50k bail. Blastar was getting ready to put up his house to secure Crawford's bail. Well his wife intervened thank goodness but long story short O.B. cannot access this site without suffering extreme personal consequences. To be honest though it was a very positive step for him. He's been channeling his energy into other areas and continuing his education. It makes me think sometimes that we might all be better off just getting away from k5. But like that guy on The Sopranos says, 'Just when I thought I was out . . . they pulled me back in'. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. From what I have been told the cops DO know Mike pretty well. They don't particularly like it that he has taken up residence in their community. \ A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I agree with you absolutely. I just wanted to make the point that from what I have been told the McDonald's restaurant was perfectly okay with Mike being there. That he wasn't trespassing or being a nuisance. That the officer took it upon himself to tell Mike to leave. I have written Blastar to get some clarification about this. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. The policeman has apparently . . . That is something I assumed at first also, however, Blastar tells me that the restaurant didn't have a problem with Mike being there. Instead the cop himself has a personal problem with Mike having had to deal with him on previous occasions. He was already looking for an excuse to roust him up. Of course I take everything with a pinch of salt because I'm only getting one side of the story. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. What do you say to a cop after he kicks you in the nuts? Some of them do that you know. Some are very responsible people and some are thugs with a badge. I don't know which type this one here is. I also know that MDC can be a dick and sometimes he should keep his mouth shut. I don't know if it would have made much difference. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. THEY USE SS NUM FOR ID ALL THE TIME YOUR PAPERS! GIVE THEM TO ME! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Ah, well then, it depends It is not a requirement in the State of Texas. States can have different requirements though and perhaps they do require it in other States, I just don't know. In Texas, you aren't required to carry any ID. You are required to give your right name, address and date of birth if an officer asks you. If you lie then that is a criminal offense. Now the police here will certainly ask you for and expect you to show some ID if they detain you but they can only demand ID if you are being arrested. Perhaps there is some contradiction there but it is what it is. But in any event you certainly aren't required to provide your social. Of course if you are driving then you need to show your licence and proof of financial responsibility. If you don't have it with you they'll give you a ticket but you can get it dismissed if you go in and show that you were legal to drive at the time but just weren't carrying your licence. 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The Daily Show had a humorless bit uh, I mean humorous bit about this last night I think. Maybe in another fifty years we'll manage to make it into the twenty-first century you reckon? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. SEE, IF YOU HAD CONCEAL CARRY THIS PROBLEM COULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED ALREADY (he said, while ducking :) ) Sorry you have that kind of problem but I'm going to make me a T-Shirt that says 'FREE HOLLYHOPDRIVE' A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. WHO IS BIBLE VERSES? A COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING LIBERAL COWARD NULLO COPY-PASTING CRAP-FLOODING FAGGOT CHILOPRED SELF-FELLATING USED CONDOM FULL OF A FESTERING SYPHILITIC PUS-TAINTED MIXTURE OF SANTORUM AND HORSECOCK SEMEN. SO I ASSUME IT MUST BE NIWS A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. 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BREAKING: OHIO POLL WORKERS ADMIT VOTING FOR OBAMA MULTIPLE TIMES NATIONAL GUARD DEPLOYED TO WHITE HOUSE ROMNEY AND GOP DEMAND RECOUNT OBAMA BIDEN IN LIMBO AS BOEHNER TAKES OATH OF OFFICE ALL RECENT EXECUTIVE ORDERS RESCINDED CRISIS IN DC The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SUCKS TO BE YOU KILL YOURSELF YADDA YADDA A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. From Sea of Glass to Shining Sea of Glass A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. BRONEYS FAG EDDIES A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. ALAN PARSONS - EYE IN THE SKY DEF LEPPARD - HIGH N DRY MEN AT WORK - BUSINESS AS USUAL JOURNEY - ESCAPE MTV IT WASN'T TOO BAD A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. LOL, I was listening to that music and cruising the Mediterranean. (And the Atlantic, and the Indian, and the Arctic LOL) Good Times. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Because the kids in school made fun of him He said, "When i grow up I will change my name to Lenin and become leader and then they will pay. Oh yes my friends, they . . . will . . . pay. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. IF YOU'RE TALKING BOUT BIBLE VERSES IT'S ANNOYING BECAUSE A) THE FUCKER IS A NULLO B) STALE COPYPASTA C) NULLO D) CRAPFLOOD E) NULLO THAT CONTRIBUTES ZERO CONTENT IS IRRELEVANT IF I HAD A SOCK 'THOMAS JEFFERSON' AND I NEVER COMMENTED OR ANYTHING JUST PASTED BITS OF THE CONSTITUTION EVERTDAY TWITCE A DAY TIT WOULD SUCK JUST AS MUCH. IF YOU RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THEN nevermind . . . A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I HATE TO BREAK THIS TO YOU BUT EGIL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. 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YES I CAN ANSWER YOUR ECON SIM OKAY LISTEN CAREFULLY THE ECONOMY IS LIKE MUH DICK SOMETIMES IT IS UP OTHER TIMES IT IS DOWN WHEN IT IS UP THEN IT IS STRONG AND EVERYBODY IS HAPPY WHEN IT IS DOWN THEN IT IS WEAK AND PEOPLE (ESPECIALLY ME) ARE SAD. YOU CAN TRY TO INFLATE IT ARTIFICIALLY (BY SHOWING ME PORN AND FAKE TITTIES) BUT THAT ONLY LASTS FOR A SHORT WHILE IT IS BETTER WHEN THE ECONOMY IS GROWING DUE TO NATURAL CYCLES AND NOT WHEN IT IS BEING MANIPULATED BY WALL STREET YOU HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND THAT NO MATTER HOW HARD AND FIRM THAT IT IS EVENTUALLY IT IS GOING TO GO DOWN. THAT IS JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE. THAT CONCLUDES MY LECTURE ON THE ECONOMY I HOPE IT WAS HELPFUL TOWARDS YOUR UNDERSTANDING YOU CAN TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW INSTEAD OF HARASSING PEOPLE ABOUT IF THEY UNDERSTAND PENISOLOGY HAVE A NICE PRESIDENTS DAY FUCK IS THERE A LAMER HOLIDAY? SERIOUSLY I NEED MOAR TEQUILA A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT THE RICH AIN'T ONE A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I CAN'T GIVE YOU DENTAL BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A FACIAL A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR NOTHING RUBBER BISCUIT? HALF A BILL MAKES NO SENSE MAKES YOU GREEDY IGNMF ALL WE NEED IS A TANK OF GAS, BAG OF WEED, CARTON OF CIGARETTES AND A FEW NECESSITITTIES. YOU KNOW THE FUNDAMENTALIS. 20K I CAN HANDLE BY MYSELF HALF A BIL I GOTS TA HIRES ME A POSSE IN THAT CASE WHO HAS WHAT? DO I HAVE MONEY OR DOES MONEY HAVE ME? YOU PRETTY DUMB FOR A SMART GUY A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. NO MONEY? NO PROBLEMS! ISN'T THAT THE BUDDHIST WAY? OR WHATEVER THAT MONK SHIT YOU USED TO BE ON ABOUT? THE LESS YOU HAVE THE LESS YOU SUFFER. FREEDOM IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO LOSE? FOR WHAT PROFIT A MAN TO GAIN THE WORLD YET LOSE HIS SOUL? 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LIKE IN THE FUCKING ALLEY? DUMP IN A JUMPSTER THEN. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. BECAUSE DRAGON BALL-Z DAMN DEL PULL IT TOGETHER! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. DID ANYBODY WATCH PULP FICTION? GOD DAMN IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE IN PARIS? THEY DON'T CALL IT A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE? NO, THEY GOT THE METRIC SYSTEM. THEY WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A QUARTER POUNDER IS. THEN WHAT DO THEY CALL IT>? THEY CALL IT A RAOYALE WITH CHEESE! A ROYALE WITH CHEESE. WHAT DO THEY CALL A BIG MAC? WELL A BIG MAC'S A BIG MAC BUT THEY CALL IT LE BIG MAC. LE BIG MAC! WHAT DO THEY CALL A WHOPPER? I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T GO INTO BURGER KING. FUCK JESUS FUCK A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. DEAD NIGGER STORAGE LISTEN PROCRASTI. WAHTEVER YOU WANNA DO IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME YOU GO DO IT BUT DON'T TRY TO FUCK ME IN DEL'S DIARY. I LIKE YOU A LOT MAN BUT I DON'T THINK OF YOU THAT WAY. I KNOW IF YOU WERE A BUTT COWBOY YOU'D KEEP ME FOR YAOURSELF YOU SICK BASTARD. FOUR YEARS OF FUCKING PUNKS UP THE ASS I KNOW YOU APPRECIATE A PEICE OF PRIME RIB WHEN YOU SEE ONE. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. YOU MEAN VINCE? YEAH I'M SURE. HE TOLD JULES ABOUT THE HASH BARS THERE AFTER ALL BUT HIS DRUG OF CHOICE IN THE FILM WAS HEROIN. HE ROLLED HIS OWN CIGARETTES SO YOU SEE HIM TOKING ON WHAT LOOKS LIKE A JOINT SEVERAL TIMES BUT UNLESS HE LIKED IT EURO STYLE IT WAS PROBABLY JUST TOBACCO. YES I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND RESERVOIR DOGS THAT'S WHERE THE (PARAPHRASED) PARENT COMMENT IS FROM YEARS FROM NOW THEY WILL STILL BE TALKING ABOUT THOSE FILMS LIKE THEY TALK ABOUT FUCKING CITIZEN MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN FAGGOT KANE. A place to Dump kuro5hit. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE YOU GAVE ANYONE A SURPRISE ENEMA A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. LOL No she finally retired the VHS at XMAS for a Bluray and a big ass TV. Now she watches 70's and 80's flicks on netflix and DVD-R. (xtremetv.org is open signups, shitty UI but they specialize in Classic TV) I don't pay much attention to what she watches. If I'm in here I usually have my good headphones on anyways. She calls them my A.B.D.s (Anti-Bitching Devices). She loves them boys on Supernatural I tell you what. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. YES HE DOES HE WANTS TO FUND IT WITH DEBT SINCE REAGAN ET AL PROVED THAT DEFICITS DON'T MATTER. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. All y'all know this isn't how real nerds dress This is how "fashion" people think nerds dress. It's a lot like that show Big Bang Theory. Non-geek or nerd or whatever people think that is what real nerds and geeks are like. Anyways, my point is that it is a waste of time to comment and say, 'Well the nerds I know don't dress like that . . . blah blah' Of course they don't. The only person I know that dresses like this is Steve Urkel. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No one YOU know What you don't realize is that every time you open your mouth the regular people around you are thinking, "That guy sounds and acts JUST like Woolowitz" A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. In my morning news feed was this little gem: (Nothing to do with UK or Politics but relevant to Darkies) Emmett Louis Till (July 25, 1941 - August 28, 1955) was an African-American boy who was murdered in Mississippi at the age of 14 after reportedly flirting with a white woman. Till was from Chicago, Illinois, visiting his relatives in the Mississippi Delta region when he spoke to 21-year-old Carolyn Bryant, the married proprietor of a small grocery store. Several nights later, Bryant's husband Roy and his half-brother J. W. Milam arrived at Till's great-uncle's house where they took Till, transported him to a barn, beat him and gouged out one of his eyes, before shooting him through the head and disposing of his body in the Tallahatchie River, weighting it with a 70-pound (32 kg) cotton gin fan tied around his neck with barbed wire. His murderers were acquitted by an all-white jury and admitted to the crime several months later, protected by the "double jeopardy" shield. via TechDirt Just thought I'd share. I tried to watch that YT link but GOD DAMN that is one ugly bitch. I could only take about 20 secs of that shit and the clip is over TEN MINUTES LONG Jesus Christ And it's not like you can understand her either. 'Ah aye ta bee shore new tha laad says ta me he says oot . . .' shit man I need damn subs on that shit. PEACE! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Too be honest I reckon Jews would've been only slightly more welcome than a Nigger in 1955 Mississippi. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Do you have anything without Jews in it? Well there is Jew, Spic, Nigger and Jew, that's not got much Jew in it. I don't want any Jew! Why can't she have Spic, Chink, Jew and Nigger? THAT's GOT JEW IN IT! Well, hasn't gat as much Jew as Jew, Spic, Nigger and Jew, has it? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Shut up and boil some heroin jew-boy. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Hi, I judge ppl by the cuteness of their ass! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You hear that buzzing noise? You probably don't. Go outside and look up. You see that thing up there just above your house? Nope, you probably don't. Seeing as how it's probably around 3 mi up. Wave at the operator. It makes their day. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Serves her right for eating that nasty shit in the first place. She should've ordered deep-fried calamari instead. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. My wife has been watching CNN this week and to be honest I think a Fuck The Carnival Triumph (and everybody onboard) article would be much more appropriate. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Having BBQ Pork today in his Honor A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Lot of that shit going on lately A person would get to thinking there's a lot of crap just floating around up there all willy-nilly. I say we need to petition Congress to regulate that shit and impose hefty fines for unauthorized atmospheric penetration. THINK OF THE CHILDREN! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. LOLBAMA-FS All critical writes are delayed until after 2016 A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Metal, not feudal, METAL A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Who's on first A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Paging Dr Del, paging Dr Del As K5 expert on all things alcoholic I was wondering what you think of this G-Spirit stuff? (WARNING: TITS AND ALCOHOL IN LINK) Is it anywhere near as special as White Power Milk? I have to admit that I'm getting a bit thirsty. I may try a home made batch later. It does seem a bit discriminatory however. Why doesn't anyone sell booze that's been aereated by pouring it over the cock & balls of some young stud? Thank you for your response Dr Del I was also curious how you felt about Maker's Mark watering down their Bourbon. Is this a sign of the End Times? Is this a liberal plot to destroy our freedoms? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'VE NEVER MURDERED AN ANIMAL IN MY LIFE IT'S ALWAYS BEEN IN SELF-DEFENSE! I SWEAR! THAT COW WAS IN A GANG! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. It think it was Lasagne that was made out of horsecock, provided to the Brits by the French. I also hear that Nestle has added glass chunks to their frozen Lean Cuisine line. You forgot about the discussion of the famed McRib we had recently. But one thing is for sure, Kurons have a long tradition of being foodies. Bee Guy making honey, rusty and GoT making beer. All the fucking Tiki Marsala and curry recipes. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well that IS true the quality of fare has certainly deteriorated. Where once we were dining on fine ales and exotic entrees. Now we're scarfin' horsecock helper and boiled butt heroin washed down with cheap beer and titty shots. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Oh and *I* totally forgot about Lil Debbie and HHD and their bread battle. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I would love to discuss this informative Diary However, you have this strange DDR terminology that I don't understand. Also, don't you have some interesting pictures you would like to share from your period of debauchery? Did you also acquire a 12yo child bride like Mr Suggs? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. IT IS ONLY THE CAMEL'S NOSE SURELY THERE IS NO PROBLEM? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Yes of course Then from now on people will ask you about your bald black man tat. They'll probably think it's some NBA star and you're a big basketball fan. When you tell them it's Chris Dorner they'll be all who the fuck is that? So you'll tell them the story and they'll be all, 'Oh yeah, I remember that.' Then they'll be like, 'Uh, you know what? You can just drop me right here. Thanks.' A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. As noted in the comments This Game is much better than Aliens: Colonial Marines. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Gangnam Style That or "It's a Small World After All". Either one gets me right straight into the Time to Check out mood. A good runner up might be, "Boom Boom Boom" A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Oh Lord! Can you do anything about that douche bag BibleVerses? You will be more than welcome to my greasy grey matter, (as well as my greasy white matter if that's what floats your boat). Give him a good old fashioned SMITING for us will you? It's been a long time since we've had a good Smiting and we're long overdue! AMEN P.S. This last Sunday, I ate some of your body and drank some of your blood. Yeah, well, uh it could use a bit of salt I'm thinking. Also have you ever considered offering it in BBQ flavor or maybe Nacho Cheese? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Hey thanks my Saviour! I was also thinking that, you know, since we hang out at your place every Sunday and we always kick in a buck or two when they pass the hat, uh you ever thought about putting in like a big screen TV so we can maybe watch the game? The singing and shit is all good and I know how much you like that shit. I was just thinking it would be awesome, you know, if you could like turn some water into Bud Lite and we could watch a little ball. That one guy he's always reading that book. I don't ever say anything, I figure he's like your unemployed Uncle or a Brother-in-law and hey I understand that. You got to do by family and all. Just think about it aite? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Pontius Pilate Perhaps? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Anderson Cooper (on CNN feed) did say That they had been watching the cabin burn for some time but that law enforcement was making no effort to put out the fire. At which point he remarked, "Make of that what you will". A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Speaking of Local News Our local news is having a hard time dealing with this whole situation. On the one hand it's ex-military lone wolf with a gun defying authority which goes over well in cowboy country but on the other hand it's Armed Psycho Nigger Cop Killer which not so much. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Good luck in your new employment! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You're just the cutest thing I could just eat you up with a spoon! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. The local TV anchor got so excited they had to take him off the air for ten minutes. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well how is a grunt cop supposed to know the difference between 'tear gas' and 'incendiary grenade'? They're easily confused. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Crawford Update In the Inbox this AM was this little gem: "Mike wrote me back a letter I wrote him last week. He is limited in what he can write with paper and postage being rare and all. He told me to post it on K5, but I posted it here instead: http://fakemdc.blogspot.com/2013/02/crawford-update-02112013.html I think I am the only one he writes back. I think the K5 trolls might have sent him hate mail and the guards censored it or something because they don't allow it. I wrote Crawford back and told him I was doing a blog about him. Trying to get his story out to the public. Tell k5 they got an update." The relevant stuff, (if true) is: "Crawford was at a McDonald's and a Police Officer asked him to leave. Crawford was working on something important and spoke "If I'm not permitted to save last night's literature research, an airplane will fall from the sky." Hilarity ensued from there. mumble amongst yourselves . . . You are correct sir A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I asked him to post an image of the letter so people wouldn't think he was just making it up as part of the FakeBlog thing. http://imgur.com/yvgbBrz,TOVnDIt A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'm pretty certain he did I'm pretty certain he wasn't real cooperative either. Unfortunately we don't have a 911 tape this time. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. YOU ARE GOING TO BE NAMED IN MY MANIFESTO! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Don't they have M/F behavior customs? what I'm saying is was she acting like your wife, ie; walking a few paces behind you, treating you with deference, whatever they fucking do or was she acting like your equal? Maybe they thought she was your daughter and wondering how many goatse's you would want for her. Maybe they weren't even looking at her. Maybe they were checking YOUR ass out wondering if it would be worth it to rob you or not. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. What is rational Is it rational to care what happens to other people before you die? The dying part is the least relevant part of the question. If you care about people in your life then you want to provide for them whether you are dead or alive. Entirely rational. If you don't give a shit about others then at least you probably care about your own shit. I mean you don't just let any random fuck say, 'hey dude, this fuckin' laptop is sweet. I'm gonna take it home with me.' right? So you would want to set it up how you want your property disposed of upon your death rather than just letting any random fuck do whatever with your shit right? Entirely rational. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. It's certainly reasonable to care about your reputation after you die so in that way it is rational. Unfortunately, since one's reputation is based more-or-less on how others 'feel' about both you and your actions a person has less control over their reputation, both when alive and dead. You thinking about checking out? Leaving some skeletons or perhaps bodies in the closet? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You know who else thought it was legal as long as The President did it? That's RIGHT! NIXON! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. His Holiness Pope Rambo I I could have blessed 'em all, I could've blessed you. In town you're the infallible representative of God on Earth, out here it's me. Don't push it! Don't push it or I'll give you a Crusade you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Sounds like you have thought quite a bit about where you stand politically. A hell of a lot more than most fucks and you a drooling drug fiend. Anyway, I wouldn't look so much for labels. Support what you think is right and call yourself Independent if you have to call yourself something. I do agree with claes in that focusing your efforts in your own community will give you the most reward. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I dunno, I would guess if they haven't been able to lease it in that long then either the RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH or it's in a bad spot or something. I( can think of at least eight places here in town off the top of my head that are like that. Big store gets built, later falls on hard times or moves. But all of those places are thriving. Some of the individual businesses don't last long but as soon as somebody clears out somebody else is moving in. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Old News is OLD Dude needs to shit or get off the pot. This revenge spree is taking way too long. The cops are calming down. They raided a LOWEs today and nobody got shot! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Oh I agree with both of you Tactically it is better. Lie low until they think maybe he's dead or gone. Then as they start to become complacent hit them again. Rinse and repeat. Kaczynski used this tactic pretty successfully if I recall. I think my comment was more of a statement about the attention span of the media and the American people. Personally though, I do believe that the man is dead. My reason is his manifesto. I had only read excerpts at first. I generally don't give a rats ass about the manifestos of psychopaths. When I did read it I was struck by how much it sounded like a suicide note. 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"My own cheese has a bit of a dirty ashtray, empty whiskey bottles and unwashed dog tang that lingers on the tongue." some people evidently don't like it. but i learned from this article that some innovating entrepreneur is making breast milk ice cream by milking poor people. seriously, you can't make that kind of shit up. that is thinking outside the fucking box right there. so anyway, i know you bastards are all closet sous chefs with your tiki marsalas and your beer recipes and your boiled cigarette filter heroin so who has concocted a cracker or two of tit cheese? was it any good? what about the rest of you lot? would you fsncy eating some nipplecotta or would you rather bite a bull in the balls? just curious Not if it's Human Bacon baby! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Push button receive bacon A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'm not sure what the goats we had were fed when I was growing up. Didn't pay much attention. I wasn't a big fan of goat milk although I would drink it. I really liked the cheese though. I think I have reported here how much I like fresh cow milk. I would often get into trouble for skimming off the cream. Serves everybody right I say. They should've got up earlier. It's been a long time since I've had either. That's progress I reckon. I think it is fair to say that most men that have been in some relationship with a pregnant woman have tasted the milk. It's just one of them things. But I swear that last night was the very first time in my life it has EVER entered my thoughts to wonder about breast milk cheese. That's degeneracy I reckon. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well yeah lol - there's my duh moment I meant more like 'tasted it at an age they were able to remember what it tastes like' A place to Dump kuro5hit. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. That's why I picked the examples I did honey, beehives, farms, houses, hunting and gathering. Those things are similar. They do provide value to the individual, to society. Beasts do this. Computing pi, sending out probes, building LHC's are done because fuck it, we can. There really isn't any survival benefit in building an LHC. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. AMAZON.COM A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. IT AIN'T WAL*MART ANYMORE DAMNIT IT'S WALMART* NOW. FUCKING PAY GOD DAMN ATTENTION! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. 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GEN COLON BOWEL DIED FOR MY SINS SON (SMELLS LIKE HE'S BEEN DEAD AWHILE TOO) A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. NAW HE AIN'T DEAD I FEEL MOVEMENT! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Technology from the mother fucking trenches. Hopefully YOUR boss doesn't pistol whip you if you don't get it working right the first time. Ignorant Mother Fuckers Indeed. YES, It could've been worse. He could've just been killed with the rest of his team. He's lucky he just got a little cut on his head. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Supersonic Telephone Poles Lots of Alcohol and Adderall A deep respect for your fellow man, and a firm belief in the fundamental goodness of human nature. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Double http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2013/2/7/12325/02112 A place to Dump kuro5hit. 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IF Y'ALL GOING TO ARGUE AT LEAST KEEP IT ON TOPIC. THINK OF IT AS A CHALLENGE. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Economics is faith based and unsupported Economics as currently practiced is about as useful as Astrology. Less useful than Alchemy. Economic predictions have about the same accuracy as my horoscope. At least Alchemy brought us Chemistry. All Economics have brought us are excuses and Invisible Hands. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Not my fault you're educated stupid Does your Belly-button theory work? The quintessence is neither hot, cold, wet, or dry and by its nature moves in circles, and has no contrary, or unnatural, motion. Some physical models make use of the aether as an explanation for the propagation of electromagnetic or gravitational forces. These theories are considered to be scientifically obsolete. Point is the aether made things make sense. It was respected and widely used. Even still it was later discovered to be wrong. It didn't exist, it was a phantom. It wasn't refined as scientists made new discoveries. If economics were valid you could plug in the numbers and predict how shit was going to go down. But you can't. You use it to try to explain why things worked out like they did in the past and you can use it to make guesses that you claim are predictions but those guesses aren't any more accurate than random chance. It's why the day after shit goes crazy all the economists are running around screaming 'We never saw this coming!' Of course you didn't. It's all a bunch of snake oil and hoakum. Might as well read tea leaves and entrails for all the difference it makes. I had plenty of options and opportunities. The military provided me things that a traditional college path did not and I still received an education. Further, I'm not confused. I know bullshit when I see it. You come across as someone that has just discovered this cool thing and have turned into an Evangelist for it. A lot like a newbie that has just discovered Linux for the first time and cannot understand why anyone would want to stick with Windows, OSX, or VAX-VMS. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. But they can and do with increasing accuracy unlike economists who just rattle the bones and consult the tea leaves. Physics is an example of a REAL science. You can plug in numbers and get results. We can send shit to the moon as well as figure out how strong a seatbelt needs to be. Economists can't do shit. You have two economists talking they can't agree on shit. One runs the numbers and says X is going to happen. The other one runs the numbers and says Y is going to happen. Economics ain't shit compared to Physics. Economics is just like fucking Numerology or Palmistry or Astrology or any of that other pseudoscientific hokum. Look, I get it. 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I was skyping with my son overseas. He was playing a game of skyrim and I was surfing about. I got curious as to the score though around 7pm CST and went to nfl.com. The TV is always telling me 'if you want the nfl go to the nfl' so I did. It tripped me out when I saw the score (28-6 Ravens Q3) and tripped me out more to discover that the Superdome was shrouded in Total Darkness. There was something about Beyonce's halftime show . . . . . . caused a circuit to blow plunging the arena into darkness. LOL I bet more than a few people shit themselves when the lights went out. Thinking the Talibanana, Alqueerdo, Ackmajinadadarama, NetenYAhoo! or any of the other hundreds of people wishing the US ill were in the process of unlocking the "72 Virgin Achievement" I also noticed that the Superbowl Commercials were given prominent placement on the page. It says a lot about us that the competition between ADVERTISEMENTS is placed on nearly equal footing as the actual sporting event. 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It's the final countdown I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground (leaving ground) Will things ever be the same again? It's the final countdown. The final countdown. Oh, We're heading for Venus (Venus) And still we stand tall Cause maybe they've seen us And welcome us all, yeah With so many light years to go And things to be found (to be found) I'm sure that we'll all miss her so It's the final countdown. The final countdown. The final countdown (final countdown). Oh...oh The final countdown. Oh...oh It's the final countdown. Sequels you say? I just finished the book last week. Picked it up on advice from a friend. He didn't say that it was part of a series. Color me happily surprised. Damn, are those Wranglers for just eleven bucks? No hope for Lil DeBbIe . . . so ronery. Oh wait, for a second there I thought that said '. . . covered in saliva' And when he bent over to pull up his pants spectators got a view of the full moon and a black hole. At least now you know where you can sell your panties. Someone would need to do the math . . . Sunny side up or Over-easy, The women of Kuro5hin Never fail to please me. Damn, beat me to it. I was going to Post under How to survive the Heatwave though. As far as emus are concerned. Well. We used to eat emu quite often a few years back. It was very fashionable and we even had a restaurant here that specialized in emu dishes. There was a couple ranchers began raising emu and the Courthouse had a number of court cases involving emu issues. Unfortunately, it went out of fashion just as quickly and I think many of those involved ultimately lost their ass if not their emus. I think that is Harry B'Otch and the one below is trane. The last one has to be channel. HHD is the chick in the flowers, surprised she didn't mention hula-hooping. The black guy is balsalmic, the dude with the boner is Lil Debbie. I haven't figured them all out though. Compare: OK Crawford to Our man Crawford in his trademark hat Very nice piece of work you have there. I appreciate that you put in the games that you didn't personally like but that you have observed to be popular. I also appreciate the Arcade and Indie games list. Good work and thanks. It never gets old. And noted Internet personality I might add. I wish to thank all of the little people that made this day possible. If I had to step on any fingers or toes to get where I am today then believe me it was all worth it. (So get over it and quit whining). I vow that in the coming year I will strive to do some more of what i have been doing already I'll just endeavor to be more wasted while doing it. Hugs and Kisses!!! I'm not allowed to do that. I hear ya. Some femenazi bitch burnin close to the ground. I been here before, but I aint gone lay down. Naw, naw Fuck dem suckas, I aint gone lay down! Dem niggas don't realize, What it takes to be a troll and there's no mothafuckin way that I can show 'em how we roll. Wish dey realized, (just what the fuck we do!), What it takes to make this cream. Submitting mad links with my team, ain't so simple as it seems. Yo, Hey yo I walks like a pimp, spark wit this Mac, caps lock ain't a wordsmith you tell from this cat. You fuck around and lose karma or somethin, I submit a link like a dateline predator, make me Schwarzennegger coming, (I'll be Back!) Nigga talk about a orangered aint no thing I got da comments boilin keep downvotes like bobylin move NSFW in and out da r-state. No trouble on supply weight, all bureaus five eights. And yeah my Snoo touched alot of steaks and them crumbs can't supply a cake and cake don't make crumbs it's true. Do da knowledge wait I'm try to school you to some game youngin, but you knuckle head lame youngin. Swear you know the game youngin, swear we move on the same train youngin. You on a different track, Well I'm the conductor and y'all niggas all rats. Uh-huh thats gangsta for ya. I have to ask, ( I googled it but nothing came up that made any sense.) Anyway, what is an SRS troll? Do they have a reddit? Are we going to have to go and do whatever it is gangs do when peeps shit in their turf? This subreddit is not dead, I am a moderator of this sub-reddit and it is barely breathing. Vital signs are poor. This despite the guy in the banner being rather handsome and attractive. The problem there is that there is a much Better Sub Reddit that covers just about anything of relevance to the indicated topic. I also used to mod Michael David Crawford with former K5 Clebrity [REDACTED] but I didn't figure that was going anywhere so I quit. Anyways, for just starting out I would say your sub is thriving! Sounds right to me and the bitch had it coming, and going. And coming back for more. It's ALWAYS better when you go to 11. Imagine Kirk, Spock, McCoy. In any normal game you can only be Kirk (generally). But now you can be that entire team. Same with StarWars, you are not just Luke but Luke, Hans & 'Bacca. (These are just the first 3-way teams that came to mind, There are probably netter examples.) Yeah, I'm looking forward to trying it. I think it will bring me closer to the characters because it's a crew now, not just one lonely dude. In a way I have already had a small taste of this in Dragon Age Origins. I constantly flipped back & forth amongst the chars in my party because some things were just cooler to do as the mage or then get in close and do some damage as the tank whatever. It enhanced the game for me rather than detracting. At any rate it wil$$l be extremely interesting any way you play it. AWESOME, that reminds me of the Typhoon in Deus Ex HR My favorite robot Let's see, Morrowind is a little outside your 8 yr range so maybe you already have that. But you can maybe take a look at Oblivion with a few mods. Thief III Deadly Shadows is about 8 yrs old. Dreamfall: The Longest Journey is about 6 yrs and pretty good. GTA San Andreas is in your range also. I liked World in Conflict for the graphics, pause and swing around in and out of the battlefield WOAH. Knights of the Old Republic. These are the games that just jumped right to the top of my mind of the games I have played in the last 8 yrs that I really enjoyed. I would add Fallout 3 in there although it is pretty recent and I played it on the console rather than PC. All these other recommended games are more like lists of the AAA titles of the last year or two. "When I'm not longer rappin' I's gonna start a Techy website with discussions and call myself 'Scoop Dogg'" - Snoop Dogg 'Holly Hop would make a better prostitute than Donna Lee, she's thicker' - Snoop Dogg "What people don't understand is that joining reddit ain't bad, it's cool. When you're in the hood joining reddit is cool because all your friends are on reddit; all your family is on reddit. We're not just trollin' people every night, we're just hanging out, having a good time." - Snoop Dogg "If you stop at General Math then you only going to make General Math money." - Snoop Dogg Cats for You! Thanks for the flair. RedCatBlack is a dude, and yeah, i'm taking the piss. "I'm looking forward to all the upcoming pictures of cats!" That couch may get a bit crowded. Also, I don't know much about 3D printing but it's not like I could download and print a car right? It's more like IKEA furniture maybe huh? And I still have to put it together and paint it. I like the idea of private corps in Space. For the short term they can work together with Govts to launch expensive satellites for research and military as well as commercial purposes. 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IN A BED TOUCHING MYSELF WHILE VANNA WHITE TURNS LETTERS OH SHIT, I THINK I JUST "BOUGHT A VOWEL!" A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Too Black to Fail A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. A Day at the Dump This is an e-mail that I wrote to my friend, Hollywood animator Sari Gennis. I wrote it while I was a graduate student in Physics at UC Santa Cruz, and was also working as a programmer. I was manic when I wrote this - I meant to write just a brief note and ended up writing for twelve hours. During this manic episode I was experiencing peculiar irregularities and disclocations in time and space. My experience of the time I spent writing this was that perhaps an hour had passed. As I wrote, I made cup after cup of tea - it seemed to me that when I put the water on the stove that it would burst into a boil instantly. I was also eating bananas. By the end of my writing I had eaten the whole bunch and was suddenly surprised to see a large pile of banana peels appear next to me on the table. I wrote this on a Sunday, while still in the pleasant part of mania. The following Friday I was in the mental hospital, hallucinating and paranoid. I was in for four days. I took a few days off after that and then went back to work at Working Software. Dear Sari, I had an interesting adventure today. My neighbor John has been slowly, but persistently encroaching upon my yard by piling garbage in it. This would seem a rude and blatantly obvious offense, but John is quite a pleasant, polite and friendly fellow, and very clever and subtle in what seems to have been a three-year-long project to fill my yard with his refuse. This started by John politely asking if he could put an extra trash can out with ours. My housemate and I recycle diligently and are quite modest in our consumption of packaged goods, so we put out only one can of trash, and even then only every other week. Residents of Santa Cruz are entitled to two cans per week of trash pickup, so John filled up the remaining half of our can and added another of his. John and his wife work as party decorators - they inflate the balloons and provide the ribbons for large corporate parties and entertainment events. This generates a tremendous amount of trash, I am sure, but this is not the trash that he gives me. Instead, John is always puttering around his house, tearing out the fence and rebuilding it, replacing window frames and so on. The outside of his house is a complete chaos of overgrowing blackberry and grapevines, potted plants, trees and big piles of just plain stuff. Thus I was astonished when I once walked inside his house. It is quite clean, well-lit and pleasant and, (I swear I'm not kidding) decorated in a manner that puts Pee Wee's Playhouse to shame. It is the home of a creative couple whose purpose in life is to create parties. They adopted two little Russian girls from an orphanage in St. Petersburg last year. John and his wife - I fear I do not recall her name, though I know her well, are most devoted and doting parents. To go from an orphanage in post-communist Russia to a loving home inside of a tradeshow exhibit for toys must be quite an experience for their little ones. It seems that most of the trash is the refuse from John's yard and household projects. From time to time we would get charged an extra five dollars by the city for excess trash disposal - perhaps John would put a hefty bag out as well. The city would take it, and I would cough up five extra bucks. It took quite some time for me to even notice this as I just pay whatever happens to be on the bill without really examining it, and some more time to realize that it was John's trash and not mine. I thought to protest, but I felt that it was not worth mentioning as John did me so many little favors. I felt it would be un-neighborly to quibble over such a thing. For example, John replaced the fence between our house and his, without asking for any help from me, after it collapsed. The fence was quite elaborately but very poorly constructed, and was only supported by the strength of the grapevines that had long ago grown up through it. Finally the crushing weight of the flower bush was too much of a burden for the grapes to shoulder and they at last gave up, felling the fence in a heap against the side of my house so that I could no longer enter the backyard by going around the side. (Of course, even if I did, I would have to climb over the gate, as it was long ago frozen shut by John's vines. I've meant for years to tear the gate out entirely and replace it. Perhaps I will do this soon.) Now, John is the sort of easygoing good natured fellow who likes nothing more than an idle chat with his friends and neighbors. This sort of conversation is something that I usually enjoy. I am a country boy at heart and feel that such personal style is sorely lacking in our fast-paced society. My irritation with him stems from his timing - he usually wants to have his long, drawn out discussions with me just as I am leaving for work or school in the morning, and often stops me for a friendly, and lengthy, hello as I am standing by my open car door, heavy briefcase in hand. What is worse is that he often gives me detailed and slow-moving lectures on subjects with which I am intimately familiar. I feel like a sprinter trying to run on a track paved with sticky soft tar. I do like my neighbor, and if he would choose to come by in the evenings, when I am often here by myself, just reading or playing my piano, I would make him a pot of tea, change the subject to something of actual interest, and converse with him late into the night. As it is, I find myself sometimes choosing to delay my departure until he has left for work, or driving a couple of times around the block when I return home so that he can go from his car to his house, for fear that I will become engaged in conversation. Again, it has taken me awhile to actually realize this is occurring. With most conversation one awaits a convenient and polite point to interrupt before saying "I must be on my way." People such as John are skilled in the art of speaking for hours without yielding one single fingerhold upon which I may lift myself from the conversation. I hate to be impolite, but I have found that he really does take no offense if I interrupt him in midsentence and just leave (though he does sometimes walk along my car as I try to flee from his friendly chatter). The fence project resulted in a small pile of excess wood, on my side of the fence. John said that he would throw it away by putting a few pieces into my - my! - trash can each week until it was gone. The new fence is a marvelously contrived piece of architecture, surely supporting itself against all laws of physics, aesthetics and most especially common sense. The grapes are already sending their tender tendrils into the fence as the eternal cycle of creation and destruction begins anew. Having managed to cross our property line, John went on to encroach five feet further by "giving" me a new drainpipe for my roof. Our lots drain poorly and usually flood each winter. Several people on our block have pumps - my backyard has gotten as much as six inches of water, and I believe that I could float a canoe in my garage during a heavy rain. (I had thought to buy the house from the landlady someday, but I realize now the importance of a firm and dry foundation, and especially the importance of a dry underlying structure. We have reduced the fungus by running a dehumidifier during the winter.) (John purchased a very nice and clearly expensive pump, and lent it to us last winter so we could pump out our yard. He gave it to us still in its original box, unused. We were perplexed at the volume of water that we pumped from our yard - clearly there was far more than would fit on our own lot. I realized that we were pumping out John's yard as well, and our other neighbors' lots. John could just as well have drained our yard by using the pump himself, but to have done so would have meant to lose this opportunity to do us a favor.) He actually gave me two drainpipes, made of PVC pipe. He put a new one on his own house as well, and ran all three pipes all the way out to the sidewalk. At first the pipes ran garishly along the fence, but he hired a day laborer to dig a trench and lay the pipe properly. They did a decent job in the end, and got the plumbing laid in time for the big rainstorm this year. I think it did help a little -- but left on my side yard was a pile of PVC and sheet-metal pipe easily ten times the quantity that actually got put in the ground. Last summer he hired a crew to cut down a tall, dead tree from his backyard. As his yard is completely packed with stuff, he asked me to allow him to throw the wood into my backyard where we (keyword: "we") could haul it out into the front to load it into my truck, where he would graciously pay the dump fees to dispose of it. For weeks after I would occasionally see a log launched into the air over my fence, making a pile fully six feet high. (He managed not to clobber my cat.) The pile yet remains. Now, all of this is happening quite slowly, gradually, always with good humor and presented in the light of him doing some kind of a favor to me. I have been quite wrapped up in work and school and hardly even noticed. Further, my own yard is not at all tidy. In fact, my front yard is a verdant meadow, now quite blooming with sourgrass, dandelions and clover. The interior of my house is overflowing with clutter - complete computer science, physics and electrical engineering libraries, all on bookcases Efren and I made ourselves, the walls completely covered with art, racks of compact disks and cassette tapes, with several crates of records skidding about the floor on wheels. I have enough tools in my garage to make or repair very nearly anything - from pottery, to cast metal (up to sixteen pounds of aluminum in volume), to auto repair, plumbing, electronics, precision optics, gardening and carpentry. I have sufficient computing power in my own little home, and sufficient skill and experience to produce commercial software products on Macintosh, DOS, Windows and Unix. The Macintosh products I can and do create on the little Powerbook that rests comfortably in my lap as I write this letter to you... for a brief time, I created these products with your little Yin-Yang trackball. (I do not yet have a lathe or milling machine, but I actually decided to go out and get a job back when I first started work as a programmer because it occurred to me then that if I worked as a programmer, I would have the money to actually buy the milling machine I had coveted for so many years. I had endured several years of crushing poverty with the notion that there really was no point to even attempting to better myself, but when it occurred to me that I really could find work as a programmer, and this work would allow me to afford a mill of my own, I went right out and got the first job that led to my present success. Funny though - I still don't have the mill.) Perhaps John recognized in me a kindred spirit. While I think his garbage and his vines are in part a method of expanding the boundaries of his home, I think they also are meant as a gift: John wants to be my friend, and having been frustrated in his attempt to win my friendship with his scintillating conversation, he has set himself to the task of winning it by giving me the most precious gift of all: his garbage. Good taste forbids me from discussing the staggeringly Freudian implications of this in any detail, but I believe it to be so. A few weeks ago I found that the rugged plastic trash can that I purchased new when Efren and I moved into this house had become ripped to shreds. I believe this came from having an entire fence broken into little bits and crammed into it each week for months. I think that John has missed the mark, but his mistake is understandable. I am not "tidy", it is certain, but I am "clean". I usually shower twice a day, perhaps three times a day. I cannot make it through the day if I do not wash my hair - if I skip my shower on the rare occasion that I feel so rushed as to skip this most enjoyable experience, I always wash myself in the sink at the office restroom. John was correct in thinking that I like to collect what others regard as trash, but he gave me the wrong kind of trash: he gave me what I consider refuse (the pile of pipes came close, but I would not be satisfied by letting them lie in the yard. I would want to cut them up and assemble a geodesic dome in my front yard. This would be be blatant enough that he would consciously feel that I had stolen his property, even though he had meant, subconsciously, to give it to me.) I collect vast amounts of stuff, but everything I own has its own little unique feature of great interest. I realized years ago that I had no more room to put this stuff, so I have disciplined myself and stopped collecting things, and I even have thrown away several pickup truck loads of old books, magazines, junk mail, telephone books and several hundred pounds of mechanical and electrical surplus components to the used book shops, the recycler and the dump. I swear that I used to circle all the prime numbers on the reader service cards in the trade publications of several different industries, that I tore from magazines at the University library. I received my early education in business and manufacturing by studying the mail I recieved (stoically delivered each day by my sturdy letter carrier - when I realized the weight of her burden I set out a large box on the ground so that she could just drop it rather than cram it into my mailbox... I received this mail at two different addresses, my own and my business partner's, then merged it at the home that we shared later on) and by the conversations I had with bemused technical sales engineers who would call me on the phone to sell their wares to Holotechnics, to Bright Ideas, or to Oddball Enterprises, to find me replying to their query, "No, Lou N. Gerat (loungerat!) is out right now but I can speak with you." Sometimes I would even tell the sales engineers what my scam was, and find they were still as interested to speak to me, if not more so as they understood that really I wanted to hear what they had to say even if they knew I meant to purchase nothing from them. I learned a great deal about hydraulics from a fellow that I had actually made a serious inquiry to, with the intention of purchasing miniature pumps and torque converters for the purpose of making balloon-tired electrically powered roller skates for touring on the beach. This was not my invention - that honor goes to Billy Rainbow - but I meant to develop them commercially and pay royalties to Billy. (Once the Pitney-Bowes rep was quite perplexed to pay me a sales call at the run-down old pseudovictorian duplex that I shared with five other college students, their five boyfriends and girlfriends, and whoever else happened to come by to crash on our couch. I heard later that my housemate Glen explained that Michael Crawford, Vice President of Holotechnics, did indeed do business there, but he was at his job as a technical support engineer in a nearby town, and also that Glen suggested that I would not be needing a postal meter. The sales rep still telephoned me later to make sure she had the right place, perhaps wanting to make sure she had not totally lost her grip on reality.) While I quit sending in the reader service cards after sales reps started persistently telephoning me during the day as I tried to sleep after my graveyard shift job, I did keep all of the junk mail for years, carefully organized and frequently retrieved and studied, and I still have the very best, the laser optics and laser dye and electronics catalogs, carefully stored away in the four-drawer heavy duty file cabinet in my living room. I also have taken care, when I do purchase anything meant to last more than a few days, to save up my money and buy only the highest quality product obtainable. I don't buy things merely because they are expensive, and in particular I shun brand names and fancy labels. Quality of consumer goods lies, for me, within the underlying structure, and not on the surface appearance. Thus I wear extremely comfortable, long-lasting leather shoes, and durable 100% cotton or wool clothing. I'm just beginning to wear silk - I used to react to the touch of it the way many people do to scratching fingernails on chalkboards. (I am starting to acquire some sense of visual aesthetics so that others are starting to regard me as well-dressed, but I have always been extremely picky about my clothes: they have to feel nice. The texture of my clothing is of paramount importance, as is the warmth of it. My clothing is usually wrinkled, and completely without any sense of color or pattern (except that I prefer either solid colors, or fine pinstripes, but the choice of color or pattern bears no relation to anything else I might wear), my shirts usually not tucked in and my shoes often untied even at important business meetings, but it is always freshly laundered and quite comfortable to me. It annoys Dave no end that I wear hats indoors, but I do this because they feel nice on my head.) Lately it has occurred to me to collect small things: my Macintosh Powerbook, compact disks, tiny but interesting toys (look for the "Jet Ball" at the gift shops next time you are in the L.A. airport. They are clear plastic balls, filled with a clear liquid, with weighted spheres painted like eyeballs inside. They look bizarre, and have peculiar physical properties: high mass, but very low moment of inertia so they appear to slide around on things like ice cubes when they are actually rolling. The weights keep the eyes looking upwards, but oscillating, as they roll. I use these to demonstrate lab-frame vs. center of momentum particle physics to the amazement and horror of my non-physicist friends.) Efren's latest find is a tiny telephone directory, free from GTE. The text is just big enough to read, and it can be held comfortably in one hand. I asked him to pick up another that I now keep in my car. I used to keep a milk crate of telephone books in the back of my first car, a Toyota Corona wagon. I had phone books for every SF Bay Area city, as well as the Los Angeles residential and business-to-business directory, the Northern California business buyer's guide, and Sacramento, and would drive around all these cities browsing around for interesting stuff to buy in the small shops in industrial parks, chatting with the engineers there. I was often asked by these engineers, quite mystified as to why someone might come in off the street to purchase, say, a two-foot square sheet of teflon with cash (for use as a work surface for building structures from epoxy... one can drip the glue right on the teflon and pop it off when it is set): "Are you an artist?" After I while I learned to say: "Yes". Thus I have a reputation as an utter slob, when I feel, in my own mind that I am fastidiously neat. I have always felt that this reputation is undeserved, much as I have always felt it unfair that others regard me as lazy, when in fact I work very, very hard, but always with a relaxed and casual demeanor. The perceptions that others have of me often seem quite incongruous with my own experience of myself. I am sure that my friends would regard this all as an elaborate rationalization for not washing my dishes. I have come to realize that I choose to be neat in stricly limited ways, ways that others might not notice, but that hold central importance to me. For example, my computer program code is probably the most neatly organized that one is ever likely to see: When I am hired as a consultant to fix someone else's buggy code, my first strategy is to just neaten it up. I see and fix the bugs as I go along. While others hunt for bugs with a magnifying glass and pick them out with tweezers, I back my truck up to the computer and toss out the bugs with a shovel. It works very well for me - but I think that my recent dispute with my adviser stemmed from his unwillingness to even give me permission to do this, as he felt it was a waste of time. The resolution came when I realized I did not need his permission, and decided that I would do it anyway, after I have taken a break from the clutches of Dr. Heusch. When I make things, I now try to put a nice finish on them, to spend time making something of both external and inherent quality, rather than just making lots of stuff. Most of my bookcases are coarsely constructed of unfinished pine shelving, but my last bookcase is made of birch-veneer plywood with oak trim, and a nice clear lacquer finish. It really is quite lovely. I intend to slowly replace each of my old bookcases with these nice new ones. This last bookcase I keep in my bedroom, by my desk, made from a birch door, again with a lacquer finish, set on milk crates. I bought a eucalyptus-framed futon, a beechwood stool and a tatami mat for my floor. I want to replace the other bookcase in my room with one of these new ones, and get a birch chest of drawers (this is too complex for me to make myself) to complete my room. After that my hardwood will encroach gradually out to the rest of the house. Last week John asked me to haul the stuff to the dump with him. He said that he had hired a lovely young french woman to help him around the house, and wanted me to meet her, as he thought we would strike an interest in each other. He said that he would pay for the dump run, and he, I and the french woman would load the truck with all the stuff in the front, and as much of the cut-up tree from the back as would fit until the truck was full. He also asked to borrow my "lawnmower from hell". I said that I did not remember the garage door lock combination, so we would have to bring the lawnmower out the back, and lift it over the gate and squeeze it past the pile of pipes. He also "noticed" that my trash can was broken, and offerred to give me one of his own. A beat-up metal one of his has already taken up residence, much as a cat might leave one owner and go to another caretaker in the same neighborhood, if it feels it is being neglected. He said that he was not sure that the dump would be open on the weekend, but he would call to find out, and to find out how much it actually cost. I just said that I knew it was open seven days, and that it cost five bucks a truckload. He seemed anxious at this, and insisted he should still call. This struck me as very odd. Here is a man with a greater interest in and awareness of garbage than I had ever seen, and he does not know when the dump is open, or how much it costs. I started to ponder what was really at work here. We had an appointment to do this yesterday, but Dave called to ask me to drop by the office, and honestly I did not want to spend the hour or two this work would require listening to John's viscous ramblings. Meeting an attractive woman was a pleasant prospect, but I also felt uncomfortable at his being such a busybody about my personal affairs (this is not the first time he's offerred to fix me up). I just hung out at the office yesterday with Dave and our friend Betty Jones, while I pretended to be working while I was typing a letter to Anne Hull, the other manager at Working Software. I had a nice time discussing my thoughts about how she and I develop intricate methods of working around Dave's peculiar notions of running a business. When I returned there was a crudely scrawled note securely taped to my front door reminding me of our date for the dump. I saw John later - he was quite pleasant and understanding about my (actually contrived) excuse of working. We agreed to go to the dump today "if it was open". Though I knew it would be, he again insisted he should call first. Perhaps he would have felt more comforted if we drove out there to check before loading the truck! This morning I abruptly remembered the garage door combination (after trying the actual combinations of other locks I have owned in the distant past), opened my garage, then knocked on his door and found no one home. I felt irritated, and went back inside, but decided that I really wanted what had become, without my notice, a mountain of trash to be gone from my yard. As I loaded it into my truck I realized that a few bits of scrap wood had grown to a large pile, and had been fortified with several old window frames (complete with splintered glass), a box of rusty old spray paint cans, several hefty bags of wet trash, a three-foot square chunk of a stucco wall (probably from cutting out a hole for a new window in his house), two solid-core doors (the heavy kind as used on the outside of a house), and a small electric hot water heater, of the sort that one can install under a kitchen sink to provide instant hot water for tea or coffee. I loaded it all in my truck, neatly tarped and tied it (one is charged double for driving untarped loads to the dump, and there is a heavy fine for dropping a load on the highway), and drove it to the dump. Now, John had planned to load the front pile into my truck, and add wood from the cut-up tree in the back. I was astonished at his, and honestly, my own perception of how much crap there actually was piled in my yard - it completely filled my truck to the top of my cab, with the tailgate open as well! I could not have made it to the dump without tarping it - it all would have fallen off the moment I turned a corner. As I loaded it, I reflected on the fact that, over the years, John and I had spent far more time discussing his garbage together than it was taking me to load it on my truck and dispose of it myself -- or than it would have taken him to haul it himself, as he has two enormous station wagons. The cargo bay of each car is actually quite a bit larger than the bed of my little Toyota pickup. Further, John has offerred me money (in the vieled form of presenting his offer to pay for the disposal of his own trash as a favor to me), he has offerred me the social currency of innumerable small favors (that I generally did not ask for and usually did not even want), and he has even offerred to procure me sex (by offerring to introduce me to his french maid... perhaps this is an underlying reason he hired her!) if I would just accept his gift of garbage. There is a rather odd reason why the dump is actually an interesting place to be. Tremendous numbers of birds gather there to pick through the piles of refuse for tasty morsels. It may well be the most productive place one could hope to go to observe certain kinds of birds (particularly seagulls) and to observe the social interaction of these birds. There is an incongruous aesthetic to the dump -- it has one of the loveliest views to be found in Santa Cruz, as it is in a small valley in the hills overlooking the coastal artichoke fields and the ocean beyond. The mountains above Monterey were visible above the low-lying mist over the bay. One can find great beauty and serenity there if one can look beyond the chaos and ever-present danger of the dump itself. As I unloaded Mt. John from my truck, I noticed that the gulls were swarming over a particularly rich vein of precious ore: a dumpster from a restaurant had been emptied nearby. The occasional gust of wind enveloped me in the fragrant aroma of old rotten but fast food. I noticed that, though the pile of trash was abundant with appetizing bits of seagull chow, surely plenty to feed every one of the hundreds of diners present, the gulls still fought over every piece. If one gull managed to pick a scrap of an old hot-dog bun from the pile, another just as soon snatched it from his beak. Vigorous squawking ensued as the gourmands fought over the bit of food, completely ignoring the tasty repast they trampled beneath their feet. If I could speak to the birds, to point out to them their errant ways, I am sure they would reply that, though I would be right in claiming it is more efficient not to fight but to each take the food that is readily available, it is the seagull who is quick to snatch the fish from the beak of another who lives to lay another egg. Even had she the opportunity to dine at leisure, such a seagull who becomes complacent would lose an essential skill, in fact such a central part of the seagull nature that it could no longer live upon the open sea, and so could no longer proudly claim the name of "gull". Thus I no longer felt angry with John. I simply wished to be done with his garbage and to spruce up the disheveled appearance of our yard. I am sure that the begonias and dahlias that Efren and I planted in the front a couple of weeks ago would have attained scant notice beside the enormous pile of trash that John had bequeathed upon me. I am sure that John will continue to give me such gifts, but perhaps I can encourage him to give me small and precious gifts, rather than the enormous abundance I have already partaken of, gifts that are small enough to fit easily into my trash can for immediate disposal. I'm sure my landlady would agree. Her own faint attempt at improving the appearance of what was her first home after her marriage was to give us a lawnmower, and stipulate in the lease that we mow the lawn regularly. She promised to have the house repainted promptly when we moved in three years ago - I have asked her for a new front door as well, which she assented to, and she reimburses me for any repairs or improvements I make, but I believe that she prefers just not to think about the house at all. When I returned home, I penned this note on some nice stationery: John, I made the dump run. It was just $5 - much cheaper, considering the volume, than getting charged for extra pickup by the city. I did not take the paint as it is illegal to dispose of toxic waste in a landfill. While I don't mind making an occasional dump run for you, I ask that you not put trash in my yard. Thanks, Mike I put the note in a matching envelope, wrote John's name on the front, then left it on his front porch next to the box of rusty paint cans, under a bottle of motor oil that I found there. I enclosed the receipt from the dump, for $5, stamped with the Great Seal of the City of Santa Cruz, with a detailed accounting of the various fees and taxes that serendipitously totaled to a perfect five-spot, as evidence of my crime, and, I hoped, a tool to shock him into the reality of actually believing that the dump exists, and is accessible even to people such as he. As I started to write this note to you, John approached my front door. I saw a look of anger or distress on his face through the window, and honestly feared that I had greatly offended him. It is important to me to have good relations with my neighbors, and I did not want to hurt him. I imagine he felt angry that I had written such a blunt note after he had done so many (unwanted) favors for me, and I am sure he felt disappointed that I had taken from him the opportunity for us all to share in the experience of hauling the trash together. Thus I felt uneasy when I answered the door, but when I answered he was smiling broadly and spoke to me in an effusively friendly manner: "I see you took the trash already. Suzanne and I wanted to help you." "Oh...," I said, "I knocked, and no one answered." "We were working in the back." "Well, that's OK." "I wanted you to meet Suzanne." "Well, bring her by." "I will sometime, but right now she's up to her elbows in dirt." "OK." "Here's the money for the dump fee," he said, abruptly shoving a ten dollar bill into my hand. I pulled out my wallet and started to give him change, but he insisted I keep it - perhaps for my trouble, or for the money I had already been charged for his contribution to my weekly trash pickup. Or peraps he didn't wan't my dirty money. He went on to say that he would remove the pile of pipes from my side yard. I thanked him for this, and pointed out that my landlady was giving me a hard time about the appearance of the house. (secret code for "Thank you for the gift, my friend, but mom won't let me keep it.") I said that I would till the yard again soon, and replant the lawn. He insisted that I just mow it, so that the broadleaf weeds would be subdued and the hardy grasses would reestablish themselves. I imagine that this is indeed a reason to mow a lawn, that the aesthetic of a neatly trimmed lawn has an underlying logical structure - that the natural broadleaf flora of our land can be trained to yield to the comforting grasslands of our ancestry by regular mowing. In such mowing, the suburban housekeeper not only creates an attractive home, but maintains a vital connection with the earth, and with all life - but not with the life we find naturally around us, but with the life we knew when we came down from the trees. He went on to point out that the plum tree at the far corner of the yard, furthest from his house and next to the extremely neatly trimmed yard of the woman next door to me, was a tree that he had planted many years ago. I half expected him to then go and pee on it. He did not though - we have strayed too far from our roots. As I resumed my writing, I looked out the window and watched with satisfaction as he removed the pipes from my yard. Curiously, though PVC pipes are quite lightweight and could easily be moved in armload bundles, he carried them out one at a time, on his shoulder as if they were quite burdensome loads. After he was done, I stepped outside to view my newly exposed side yard, now free of both trash and pipe, noticing that his excavation to lay the drainpipe had also tilled the earth so that it would actually be easy for me to plant a new lawn there... all the way to the fence. Also, John's reconstruction of the fence has pulled out the flower bushes that used to overhang my lot by three feet, so that there is a clear path to the backyard. There is a bit of lumber still to haul out, but suddenly it seemed clear and easy to me to tear out the gate and replace it. Perhaps I will continue to tear out the vines that John sends surreptitiously penetrating my back porch, their roots sending shoots up to crumble the concrete of my back porch - cracks so wide that, after breeding in the heavy rains and flooding, frogs make their home in them during the dry summer. I have thought of leaving the concrete there but building a wooden deck over it, so I would still have a way into spend time in the backyard during the monsoon season, the frogs would keep their home, and I would not have to repair or repour the back deck. Perhaps you will be tickled to know that I contemplated keeping the small hot water heater. I examined it carefully and decided that it would be easier to buy a new one than fix his old one if I ever actually wanted to possess such a thing. Finally I rooted around in my garage, found a pipe wrench, and removed the brass pipe fittings from it, then put the pipe fittings in a box of metal stuff next to my casting sand and metalworking tools, before loading the water heater into my truck. I set it aside as I unloaded my truck at the dump, then put it back and carted it to the scrap metal pile where, like our new fence, it can begin anew the endless cycle of creation and destruction. What will become of our water heater, now rusting the lonely night away on the edge of the scrap pile? Is it getting to know its new found friends, the automobile tire hubs, the angle iron and microwave ovens, and especially its older brothers, the full-size hot water heaters, or is it sitting, sadly by itself where I placed it this afternoon, a few feet from the edge the pile, pining for the security of the trash pile where it lay until I abruptly moved it this afternoon? What will become of our little friend? I suppose that the scrap pile will grow with time, that others will come along to keep him company, until at last he is buried within it, and the pile grows large enough that a truck is brought to haul them away, off to the smelters of the midwest, or perhaps one of the minimills in the City of Commerce, where he will be melted into his component atoms, to be mixed and merged with his brothers, only to be extruded into a piece of railroad track, a manhole cover, or perhaps even a little bit of a new hot water heater, that someday will be installed in someone's home somewhere, to do its patient duty of providing hot showers, perhaps even for an as-yet unborn physics student, for several decades, only to rust once again and be returned to the scrap pile for another round. Does he remember that the iron atoms within him had their birth at the core of a supernova explosion? Iron, in a sense, is not a naturally occuring element. It is the most stable element, but it only arises as the very end product of the process of nucleosynthesis in stars. It was not present in any significant quantity at the beginning of the universe; only hydrogen and helium were. Such atoms fuse into heavier products during the lifetime of a star - carbon and oxygen, but still fairly light elements. Only at the very end of a star's lifetime do the heavy elements fuse, and then they fuse at tremendously high rates, at very high temperature and pressure. Iron is the most stable of elements. All lighter elements yield up energy by fusing until they reach iron. All heavier elements yield up energy by fissioning until they reach iron. The heavier elements cannot be formed in significant quantity in the core of normal stars for they will be broken up again by the constant bombardment of high-energy particles. We know that the metal of the earth was formed in a supernova because elements heavier than iron are relatively abundant. In fact, from the relative abundance of different isotopes of some heavy metals we can calculate the size of the supernova that formed them, the temperature and pressures involved, and we know from this that our Uranium, our Lead were formed in just a few minutes in the heinous explosion of the supernova. Minutes. Minutes out of the billions of years that our predecessor had steadily shined. I think, next week, I shall invite John and his family over for tea in the evening. I think I would enjoy their company. I shall clean up the house first, as it is a godawful mess. For this evening I will return to my project that I had assigned myself for my spring break, of recording my piano playing. I must say that I am not a very skilled pianist, and my songs are pretty rudimentary, but I only play music that I have composed myself as I have never been able to read sheet music. I can play things that others take the time to show me, but I grew frustrated with this and just sat down to hammer at the keys until I made songs that sounded good to me. I have never had the patience to write the sheet music, but my songs are simple enough that a good pianist could listen to the tapes and play them. I think my music is the clearest expression of my aesthetic experience. I must say that most people find it odd, boring or even downright obnoxious, but my music holds great beauty for me, and listening to the tapes I have already made fills me with peace and tranquility. I must also say that my concept of good music does not require that my piano be even remotely in tune - it was last tuned by my father in 1955 - but it sounds great to me. I'm not tone deaf. I just like the bent notes. I improvise on some of my songs - if I play a tuned piano, or a piano with a different feel to the keys, I play quite different improvisations for what I regard as the same songs. It is the piano itself that I play, and each piano is unique. I'll send you my tape when I have it ready. Fondly, Mike Copyright 1994 Michael David Crawford. All Rights Reserved. Well, let's see Japan, that would be my choice for a visit I reckon but they are still like a natural microwave oven after Fuckushima right? Then Korea, well I got family (military) there but looking at their FB posts that's a weird ass place and they like to eat well anything that don't eat them first. Plus from the news it's like the psycho in the North could go postal at any minute. Singapore I don't know, but the posts in your previous diary didn't recommend it. Australia seems to have become the door mat to hell with the storms and temps and shit. New Zealand. I haven't heard any thing bad about New Zealand. Some sheep and the men who love them. Progressive outlook on life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The Hobbits love the place. Sounds pretty chill. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. yes now you say natives, but don't think grass skirts and nose bones. see a lot of places like italy, thailand, etc etc the conversion rate was unreal because like i said the dollar was worth something in those days. so they wouldn't let us sailors out on shore leave with us dollars. we had to get it converted in the pursers office to whatever monopoly money was in use and you could only get so much. but if you had like zippos and could haggle a bit you could trade for goods and services and get a better deal than if you had the cost of the item in dollars. it was also true that the us wasn't as universally reviled as it seems to be today. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Best way to get high? Obvious Kill Yourself As it is written, '...consume a drug and you will be high for a day. Kill yourself and you will be high for uh, well, ever.' A place to Dump kuro5hit. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. A most excellent and thought provoking diary I did notice that you yourself got a bit emotional just above the --- break. Still, I agree that people, even scientists see what they expect to see and discount the ideas that don't "fit". Sometimes to the point of falsifying or deliberately misinterpreting data, (looking at you climate change scientists), even if their underlying theory is sound. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I used to build models, It was a hobby. We called them 'miniatures' though and made them into dioramas because otherwise people would think us odd, being grown men gluing and painting tiny things together. Jobs was a lucky man, he had many many failures and made countless bad decisions. Fortunately, he eventually learned the secret to success. Surround yourself with very smart people and take credit for their work. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. JJ Abrams will direct Star Wars for Disney Is that enough foolishness for you? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Pick any name you want. Nobody is going to be interested in your name. Roxie Amberlick was suggested by the Stripper Name Generator. Holly Horsewhip sounds a bit Burlesque actually. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Land of the Brotherhood of Nod FTFY A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Thanks, I gave 'em a piece. They ain't gonna listen, but it made ME feel better! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well, Disney has signed on with them and they got that streaming 3D & Super HD they announced at CES. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. At what part of the coming are we? Is it at the purply head dripping ooze stage or the nuts beginning to tighten up stage? When the market collapses will it be a full facial or just a pearl necklace? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Sgt York caught Rodent AIDS terrible tragedy, simply terrible. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. We had a shooting at a school campus today in Houston. Nobody gave a fuck. (On Twitter) CNN: do you have any pictures of what's going on at the school to share with CNN? Student hiding in Classroom: no because I didn't think to take pictures while I thought my life was in jeopardy In the end: Two suspects taken into custody, one bystander shot. One bystander suffers heart attack. Just another Tuesday in Texas. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. Happy MLK Day! (1) 1for those in the USofMF'nA Dr King had a dream. He had a vision, that one day America would be completely color-blind to race. I think he would be happy today. For not only do we celebrate his birthday but we celebrate the inauguration of Mr Barack Obama to his second term as President of the United States. And not only is Mr Obama a black man. But that he is mixed-race. If you haven't grown up in the South or been old enough to be aware of things you would realize that this is something that would be considered impossible in the 80's, unthinkable in the 70's and an unrealistic fantasy in the 60's. In other words a dream. But it has become a dream realized. It's often hard to see the Forest for all the trees in the way. But even though things are far from perfect and we have some difficult decisions to make going forward, I can see that over the long haul of history we are making progress in many areas. 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I know right A high INT score is good if you're a wizard generally because it helps sometimes to learn bonus spells. But in most systems it's not super important. WIS on the other hand is useful for clerics and also in most systems is tied to both the powerfulness of your "magic" and the amount of your "mana" or whatever you use for your magic store. This Ecclesiastes guy is probably a cleric or some kind of magic user. Maybe he's wanting to raise some undead, you know vexate some spirits and shit. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. at that moment the student attained enlightenment. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Only if his balls touch A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Your parents are very proud of your accomplishments. I'm sure you'll be awarded the prestigious award for lifetime achievement in this, uh, endeavor. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. I was referring to RenFaire as in Weddings A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well, her "argunment" is the same as Piers Morgan1, and so I'm going to assume is the same as all brits in that, hey we ain't got 'em and we do just fine so you shouldn't need 'em either. An argument which I think you handled masterfully in your Section Story "Why Brits Cannot Understand Gun Rights". So, let em piss and moan over there, it ain't going to make any difference because they aren't a political force over here. But this shit you're doing isn't ad homonameium or hysterical or even trolling. And it doesn't have anything about guns which thankfully the bruhahahahahahahahalol is dying down already. You're out and out making death threats and not the DIAF or Kill Yourself type of way either. It's just plain nasty. You do what you want but really is it worth it? 1Seen that limey-monkey on Colbert the other night. I don't watch his show. But anyway that seemed to be what he was saying the same as HHD, "Britain doesn't have guns, our cops don't have guns, we get along fine so the colonies should be able to also." He said you can't even get access to guns in the UK. Yeah, and like Admenidimolblojob said "There aren't any homosexuals in Iran" either. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No, I don't think anyone gets a 'free pass' Everybody knows the score here or figures it out soon enough. HHD has been around long enough she is more than capable of handling her own shit. And it is true that I have been pretty cruel to Mike after what he put his mom through. I have also repeatedly reminded trane that it really must suck to be him. But I didn't pick on Mike because of his condition. I don't pick on trane because of something he used to do. But it seems to me that you are mostly upset that HHD is a woman more than anything else. A woman that isn't behaving like a woman should or rather how you expect a woman should behave. "until she stops being a shit head and learns to take a joke like a real man" Why should she take a joke like a man, when she isn't a man? Maybe she is taking a "joke" like a HHD takes a joke? Why does she have to conform to your rules of argument and joke taking? " yet, a stupid joke comment gets me accused of being a creep... and you can just feel the lack of humour and princess sensibilities seeping through... I'm just too special for the likes of you to talk to me!" That sounds like you're reading an awful lot of subtext into a comment. Do you feel the same way when ETST tells you to Kill Yourself? I don't know, I feel awkward even calling you out in the first place. Who the fuck am I? Just some random shithead what can't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 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While I no longer suffer as I once did, far more truthful is to say that I am and always will be one of you. Hardly anyone ever figures out unless I tell them that I have one of the very worst mental illnesses there is, not because I'm not crazy, but because I'm quite good at what is known as "passing", that is, passing for that which I am not. Submit Your Resource If you provide shelter, food, clothing, medical treatment, mental health treatment, crisis counseling, or drug rehabilitation to those in need, please submit your information to: submissions@coldandhungry.org If you have a website, be sure to include its URL. If you do not yet have a website, I'll be happy to help you get one at very little or no cost. Eventually you will be able to register for a free account here, with which you may submit and maintain your organization's information yourself then have it show up online immediately. Quite likely you pass as well, or try to anyway. But even so, pretending everything is OK doesn't make things feel right for you. But It Doesn't Have To Be That Way! The vast majority of mentally ill people never seek treatment in their entire lives. Most don't know they are mentally ill. Those who do just assume - incorrectly - that nothing can be done about it. Many are addicted to drugs for their entire lives. I never say "drugs and alcohol" because that implies that somehow alcohol is not a drug, despite all the death, destruction and suffering alcohol addiction causes. Despite all their suffering, many addicts never even attempt to get clean, perhaps because they feel no hope of successful recovery, perhaps they fear the suffering that comes from withdrawal, perhaps because they find some comfort in their addiction despite its horrible cost. Many, possibly even most who are violently or psychologically abused by those who were once ardent and affectionate lovers continue to suffer in silence, perhaps believing that they deserve their fate, or perhaps they have the idea that somehow they can make it stop, or just try to pretend that it doesn't happen. Vast numbers of people were thrown out of their homes during this latest economic downturn. From time to time I see homeless people who were clearly once quite well-to-do, because they roam the cold, dark streets attired in stylish clothing, with what's left of their worldly possessions kept in expensive rolling luggage. My main objective is to help all these kinds of people find a way out of their despair by connecting them to the many government services, religious organizations, volunteer organizations and private businesses who want to serve them. No one needs to starve anymore. While you may not have much luxury, there is plenty of food for everyone to have a good meal, if only you knew where to find it. Perhaps you are not so unfortunate, you want to help, but don't know what to do. The usual advice is to donate to charity, to tithe to your church, or to volunteer to work with the homeless and hungry. Yet there are so many! It can be hard to believe that just one person's money or time can make a difference. Giving of your money and time are both helpful, in fact vitally important, but my original aim for this whole website was to get the word out as to what I regard as most important, most significant, and what could make the most difference to someone who leads a life of despair, because my own experience has always been that what follows made the very most difference to me: The truly vital material needs of most humans are little more than those most wild animals: food and water, shelter from the cold. 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If you didn't know already, Mr Wizard was like the Bill Nye Science Guy back in the day. I guess for the real young K5'ers he would be the Neal DeGrasse Tyson. Either way, he was a real dick. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You have wearied the Lord with your words. Will a mere mortal rob God? Yet you rob me. You have spoken arrogantly against me. Surely the day is coming; it will burn like a furnace. All the arrogant and every evildoer will be stubble, and the day that is coming will set them on fire, not a root or a branch will be left to them. Then you will trample on the wicked; they will be ashes under the soles of your feet on the day when I act! I will come and strike the land with total destruction! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Heathen! Dost thou not knoweth the Gospel? Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. Therefore put away all filthiness and extreme wickedness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'm all for enlightenment and truth Amen You realize I'm taking the piss in these replies to Bible Verses. (Even though it does no good to do so) He's just an annoying troll crap-poster just like any other. Copypasta, without elaboration or context even the Bible or the Constitution is copy pasta. It would not surprise me that Bible Verses is Jason pulling another stunt on K5. My reply to you was joking even, which I tried to signal with the faux Ye olde English. I'm not very religious myself although I claim to be "spiritual" in the sense that I feel there exists some thing like God or God-like. Not so much agnostic. I chose those particular passages because the Bible God is often imagined as all Loving, Warm and Fuzzy but Malachi the final book of OT gives a darker view. 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For what will it profit a man, if he shall troll a whole website and lose his own soul? How will a troll regain his soul? For the Son of Scoop is going to come in rusty's glory with his mods, and then he will reward each user according to what he has done. I tell you the truth, some who are posting here will not taste horsecock before they see the Son of Scoop coming in his website. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Say hello to Amy when you see her. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No. Next question please. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Jeremiah was a bull frog he was a good friend of mine. I never understood a single word he said but I helped him drink his wine. You know he always had a mighty fine wine. Joy to the world All the boys and girls Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea Joy to you and me. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. HIREZ OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN link is totally worksafe A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If you play any of the Elder Scroll games You may have heard of a Daedric Prince, (sort of a demi-god) called Malacath. He is made entirely of shit. See, there was another Daedric Prince, Boethiah, and he ate the High Elf God Trinimac in order to assume his form and trick the Aldmeri. Later when he shat Trinimac out he animated the shit and gave it life and it became Malacath the keeper of the Sworn Oath, and the Bloody Curse and patron of the spurned and ostracized. He might be a good Mascot for K5. Anyway, something to keep in mind if you're wandering around Skyrim and happen to run into the dude. He has a shrine in Giant's Grove. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If you talk the talk then walk the walk You should be engaging in the time honored traditions of drug fiends the world over. Practicing the fine art of Breaking and Entering. Polishing your resume by Begging on Street Corners. Rounding out your core skill set by procuring and selling drugs yourself. Don't neglect those downtime hobbies of sucking cock for money, selling blood and volunteering for medical research. Don't be afraid to take advantage of the services offered by your industry. Spending time in jail or better Prison can be an opportunity to network with other drug users. Not to mention the fine educational opportunities provided by senior convicts. You will receive room and board and there is always plenty of sex and drugs available. Remember, if a thing is worth doing then it is worth doing well. If you have chosen the career of Drug Fiend then friend you need to be the BEST Drug Fiend you can be. 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Virgin Sacrifice & Orgy under the Blood Moon? Bernanke enters the Dark Tomb of He Who Shall NOT BE NAMED followed by 13 of his dark acolytes. They must fast for nine days before entering. Once inside they engage in the Blood Ritual as written in the Necronomicon. During the ritual they cut arcane symbols into their flesh with razor knives and smear each other with the oil of the Beast. They recite the unholy prayer of Mannon three times and at the stroke of Midnight they sacrifice the anointed virgin. After they partake of her blood and burn her remains as a dark offering they engage in sadistic orgy until morning. Then Bernanke opens the Unholy Cache and Voila! Money! True story dude. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I like your idea and think that it would be a good solution. Let the govt take over the failed mortgages. The only problems I see are the fact of those Conservatives in the House would tack on restrictions. 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Well His Holiness might be able to assist you Myself I was making reference to the recent death of rusty and what he was required to do in order to be resurrected. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Hell yeah Stick, LOL THERMODYNAMICS Yes all that fuel and energy we consume is not being destroyed, no it's being converted into HEAT and DUMPED into the atmosphere and oceans. No Scarcity there! We'll have plenty of HEAT to go around shortly. But you know, I think that the majority of people, especially young people agree that something needs to be done with respect to the carrying capacity of the planet. They just don't want to be the ones to sacrifice so that others can enjoy the benefits. Myself I don't think we are even close. Just currently inefficient. There is lots of desert land that could conceivably be made fertile if we put our (GLOBAL) mind to it. And 70% of the Earth is water and we don't have ANY habitation there. And our 'farming' of the sea is grossly inefficient and wasteful. So if push came to shove I think there is still room for more people on the planet but we have got to get a handle on this religion thing and these wars and bullshit and start working together. And I do think that these fuckhead 1% owning most of the world resources have got to go. We can't continue into the future living 1000 years in the past. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. There are other deserts besides the Sahara There is a big one in Canada, there is one not far from where I live. Wow there are a whole bunch that could be made pretty habitable if we as a people put our mind to it. Still a lot of water out there. Water that ISN'T down in the Marianas trench. Water that is shallow and has access to lots of sunlight. No housing there though. But don't let anything get in the way of your doomsday fantasy LilDeb. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. He's not a Texan He's from further West. Out Arizona, Utah way. He's a pretty good old boy. I didn't realize he had written a book til just today. I intend to read it this evening while the wife watches the People's Choice. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Aw hell, well, everybody has to start somewhere I reckon. Should I pass that along Roger, as you know, one author to another? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Thanks, I'll pass that along to him I believe he is pleased that people (strangers) are even interested. He knows now that he isn't completely wasting his time. I don't think he'll give up his day job today or tomorrow even but this gives him some confidence to continue and polish his craft. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I know you don't that is why i passed along your comment. And I believe he appreciated it and took it in the right spirit. You have at least been down that road. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well thank you for checking it out at least. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I didn't expect it to garner high praise no Actually, I appreciate very much that some folks took the time to at least give it a glance. Like I say in another comment, I'm proud that he had the balls to put it out there in the PUBLIC. Longest journey starts with a single step. It's taking that step that is the hard part. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I appreciate all of you who took the time to at least check it out. I'm going to read it this evening myself. I'm proud of him for putting it out there. I don't think I would ever have the balls to do something like that. Thanks again though! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I don't know what is so mean about it. The comments haven't been terrible and writers need a thick skin anyways. MOPI survived K5 and I bet localroger would tell you that he is a better author for it. I mean we are a bunch of shitheads here but a lot of the people that are still around aren't like NIWS level psychos anymore. It's just not as fun for that type here any longer. Unless you're rusty that is and you go to Mexico and leave your Facebook hanging out. And really that was a prank that really didn't cause much harm as it was just frustrating for a day or two. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. He said he's cool with it. He's like if the members are interested in reading it then that's good. He doesn't want me posting it to some place that wouldn't be into reading ebooks or just spamming it hither and yon. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well you were right I didn't ask first, I just assumed you know. But after your reply I thought well Morally is right I should at least give him a heads up. I was able to catch him up since he's on MTN time. He wasn't sure about what K5 is all about but he said if I thought people here would be interested in the book then that was fine. He just didn't want me posting it someplace where they wouldn't want to bother with reading an ebook. Mainly I think he just didn't want me spamming it all over the place. I think one of his relatives was already doing that and he had to tell him to quit. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'll ask if he has txt or PDF I don't have a Kindle but when I clicked the link it let me use a Chrome plugin called Kindle Cloud Reader to read it so you don't have to buy an actual Kindle. You can also get software Kindle 4 PC from them and download all kinds of books as if you had a Kindle. 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You're quitting the website? You're quitting the Internet totally? You've decided to take Enlarged to Show Texture's advice? Well, I'm sorry to see ya go. I'm sure you'll be missed as much as that dude, uh what was his name? And that other guy, you know, the one that quit. Oh and the chick or whatever, you know who I'm talking about right? Yeah, we'll miss you at least as much as we miss them. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I don't buy into much of your THE END IS NEAR! bullshit. But I do get a little concerned at some of these places that over time have reduced their female population. Now they have an over abundance of young, marriage age men and not enough women to go around. Say what you may about debt and scarce resources, a fuckton of young horny guys standing around with their dick in their hand has got to be creating some aggressive pressures. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Big Ass Wars have been out for the last 50+ yrs Now we have these little shock & awe type gorilla actions. With TPTB operating globally now I just don't believe it is in our Corporate Masters best interests to have a big Global WW3. Maybe I'm stupid but I just don't buy what you're peddling. If I'm wrong you can point and laugh at me all you want, I'll deserve it. I suspect that conflict is going to take place along similar lines as what we've been seeing all along. Area conflicts scattered around the globe combined with regime change in some of these countries that get out of line when the dictator du jour forgets their place in the scheme of things. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No, It is that it is not the way we do things Back in the day, armies would line up on the field of battle. There would be banners and colorful uniforms. The officers would direct the battle and it was all very honorable and colorful. We don't do shit like that anymore. Not because it hasn't happened but because the weapons and techniques of battle had changed. You won't see big WW2 type battles anymore for the very same reason. The weapons and the techniques of battle have changed. It's not because well we haven't done it in a while, because we do it all the fucking time. Ever since Vietnam we've been fighting somewhere. Other countries have been fighting also and they just don't do the big massive army/navy/airforce/marine thing because that isn't how warfighting is done anymore. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. and . . . I guess I'm at a loss, since I just have no idea what you are always going on about then. RED ALERT RED ALERT Everything is the same as it ever was! I'm just going to put your rants down in the same category as trane and his Basic Income Deficits Don't Matter. I apologize for wasting your time. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. The part I disagree with is that it is getting worse faster. When people like me and localroger and MDC were growing up there was the VERY REAL threat that nuclear apocalypse was just a heartbeat away. I can't convey to you how real that was and how it colored everything people did and said. Now you look at the comments between LilDebbie and Morally Inflexible. You would think they live in two different countries. LilDebbie posts his links and says look around you, it's coming to a head, shit is just about to blow. Morally looks around and says, hey it ain't that bad from where I'm sitting. I look around and I say, hey it don't look that bad from where I'm sitting. Sure it ain't like it was ten years ago, or fifteen years ago sure but folks are still going to work here, they're still driving around, they're still going to the grocery store. I think Lil Debbie believes shit is about to hit the proverbial fan not because it actually is but because that is what he wants to see. So he looks for things to validate that belief. I just don't buy it. But I ain't so hard headed that I don't realize that maybe it is people like me and Morally that don't see the storm coming. Maybe I'm the one that has the blinders on. But so far nothing that he has shown me is enough to convince me. It looks like stuff he got off some websites that cater to that kind of thinking. I can understand that perfectly. I have listened quite a bit to Mr Rush Limbaugh. Unfortunately a lot of people in this state think highly of Mr Limbaugh. If I had a steady diet of Mr Limbaugh seven days a week, if I bought into his worldview I think I would be buying gold and ammo and stockpiling it. I think I'd have me a bunker built and just waiting for the Gay Muslim Feminazi Armies to start showing up on the beaches any time now. But i know Rush is full of shit. About as full of shit as any person could possibly be. He's got charts, he's got statistics, he's got researchers and money. How could he NOT be right? The man has a following that defies reason. How can anyone say that every word that comes out of Rush's mouth is NOT the GOSPEL truth? Because he is full of shit that is why. I don't have to rebut every point he makes. I don't have to argue with every chart and statistic to know that everything he says is crap. It's a waste of my time. My grandparents and great-parents went through the depression. We ain't even CLOSE to the deprivations they had to suffer. We aren't even close to the shit people had to suffer through and sacrifice during WW2. Now don't go saying Oh so TDILDO thinks everything is PERFECT and LALALA because that ain't true either. But no, I don't buy into Civilization is about to collapse upon itself or anything like that. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. From what I can gather, the Christmas tree was one of those holdover traditions from when Christmas was the pagan holiday of Saturnalia. You know we really should fix that. I mean what with everyone running around screaming 'PUT CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS!' and 'CHRISTMAS UNDER ASSAULT' and shit. Yeah, instead of a tree we need to have a tradition where we raise up a couple of rough timbers in the shape of a cross in our living room and then nail a naked homeless guy to it. That would really reflect the true spirit of Christmas. We could put presents underneath and decorate him with tinsel and shiny baubels. Later we could gather underneath and sing Christmas Carols. Rich folks could compete to have the biggest, roughest cross on the block and the nastiest homeless people nailed to it. I can just see the joy on the children's faces when they came down on Christmas morning to open their presents underneath the corpse. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Don't you mean, "I have altered the Diary, Pray I do not alter it further." A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Yes I do also, but not those voices. I find it interesting that you read me with the voice of Barry White. IRL I sound much like Hank Hill. Some of the others are hilarious. HollyHopDrive, in my mind, for some reason or another has more of an Australian cast than British. Trane always sounds like the Home Alone kid, Macaulay Culkin. Vinigga in my mind, sounds like Yaphet Koto. That stoner dude from Dazed and Confused? He's (Slater) a carpenter now. Not the actor but the IRL guy he's based on. He leveled my house a while back. They (he and the actor that played him) look completely different but they talk just exactly the same. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You ever watch Family Guy? You're Chris Griffin. A place to Dump kuro5hit. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. On a separate note, Internet. probably going to drop in popularity? Seems like it is used for shady stuff and crap or both these days. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Genesis 19:30-38 Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father." That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. As a result, both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their own father. The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today. The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi; he is the father of the Ammonites of today. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Well said. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. They notice you just don't give a fuck if they do or not. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. How people that DIDN'T get a SCI, ENG or BIZ Degree SPEND THEIR TIME By Studying people like me and then writing a book or two about it. So, what do you know about Assholes? The Professor of Philosophy at UC@Irvine (Surely an A+ Grade Asshole himself) Aaron James believes that even though assholes have been with us for like always that in recent times Assholery is on the RISE. Imagine, The Rise of the Assholes. So what is an asshole, exactly? James argues for a three-part definition of assholes that boils down to this: Assholes act out of a deep-rooted sense of entitlement, a habitual and persistent belief that they deserve special treatment. Assholes are systematic. We all do assholeish things, but only an asshole feels fully justified in always acting like an asshole. There are many species in the asshole kingdom. There is the boorish asshole, who willfully flouts basic standards of decency. The smug asshole, who is certain of his intellectual superiority. The asshole boss (Ignorant Motherfuckers obv.). The royal asshole. The corporate asshole. The reckless asshole. And the self-aggrandizing asshole. The authors think that we may be at a tipping point in history where the world may be irreversibly headed into an overabundance of assholes. (via a website full of assholes and the women that love them.) One day, the Brain spoke up and said "From here on out, I am the BOSS of the body. I do all the thinking and planning so I am the Boss" Well the heart spoke immediately and said, "Wait just a god damn minute. If it weren't for me you wouldn't think for two seconds. Hell the body can't LIVE without me, pumping blood 24/7. I am going to be the BOSS." Then the lungs chimed in, "Yeah, how long you going to pump blood with no oxygen? Hah! Thought so! No, we are going to be the BOSS" Well of course you can realize that it wasn't too long before all the parts of the body were arguing over who would be the BOSS. 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In my experience, assholes aren't social animals They're kind of like sharks, moving individually until they scent blood in the water when they might, for a short time, gather to rip some poor wounded fuck to shreds. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. FUCK ME THE UK IS GONE? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS SICK! Damn straight it will be missed. It leaves a big hole in my heart and an even bigger hole in the Ocean! Of course, I kind of reckoned that damn island would one day get so full of shit it would capsize and sink. Still and all it's a sad day for the world. What was that saying? The Queen of the British Empire never sits where the sun don't shine? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Replace the addiction with The Three things that will last forever--faith, hope, and love--and the greatest of these is love. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Is that a euphemism for a fart? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Zero percent Because you spend them on dope before they touch the pavement. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Follow the Wall Street Jew Advice Sell High, Buy Blow. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I flip two chicks One chick has a dick. What is the probability that both chicks have dicks? Is that a poll in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Hey, If Americans will go FUCKING NUTS over a processed and formed pork patty called a McRib which contains not even a trace of rib meat you think they give a shit what kind of beans go into their coffee? At this point the companies could sell sacks full of artificially colored and flavored sawdust and if it had caffeine and was 'close enough' in taste then consumers would buy the shit. Look at the recent shit around sushi. Oh this is fucking Red Snapper, no actually it is Tilapia. Or frakin' Pink Slime used in prime cuts of meat. Hey people, what are you eating right this minute? Are you SURE? What is actually in that drink? You think that is air you're breathing now? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Okay, I hear you and totally agree I got the message, "DEBT DOESN'T MATTER" it's psychological not physics. Right? So yeah, I followed your teaching and fucking A right man, I've been borrowing money out the wazoo, buying all kinds of shit on credit, insta-credit, easy credit, zero-down, etc. etc. It's fucking FANTASTIC! I got all this fucking cash and fucking TV's and stereos, iPads, phones, a fucking car, two houses. Shit man it is AWESOME! 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Nah, that shit just gives me a headache I'm satisfied with Double D. Like maybe 38DD is a fine resolution. Stick my face in between em and go "B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-thpt-POW!" A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. MAN THIS IS SOOO 2012 DUDE! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING ARTICLE! HOLY JESUS SHIT MAN JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKER! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO READ THE SHIT OUT OF THIS BITCH! ITS GOT COMPLETE SENTENCES AND WORDS AND ALL THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT SO YOU KNOW ITS SOME REAL FUCKING DEAL SHIT. LOOK AT THIS BITCH IT IS SUCH A FUCKING TWAT-DAMPENING PIECE OF WORK. IF YOU READ THIS TO YOUR DATE THEY WOULD FUCK YOU RIGHT THEN AND THERE GODDDAMN. HOLY GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO READ AND COMMENT ON THIS AWESOME MOTHER FUCKING ARTICLE? IT'S WRITTEN BY BALSAMIC FUCKING "KING OF THE CUNT-WETTING STOCK MARKET" VINIGGA SO YOU KNOW THAT RICH FUCKER SPENT LIKE A BAJILLION HOMILLION PANTY-DROPPING DOLLARS RESEARCHING THIS SHIT. SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? START READING AND COMMENTING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BITCH! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No the solution is TSA The Transportation Security Administration has done such a wonderful job keeping our nation's airways safe for travelers. Since they have been in operation not a single plane, train, bus nor automobile has been hijacked and crashed into the twin towers. The TSA is currently looking to expand their theatre of operation in order to grow their budget. What better way to help the TSA and the security of our children who are our future? TSA could begin emplacing back-scatter scanners in public schools immediately. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. I enjoyed that movie more than I thought I would From the trailers I thought it was going to be about Super Ace Negroe Pilot saves plane but White Establishment needs scapegoat so they lie and mfg evidence kind of movie. Instead it was [SPOILERS] all about how Diggity Diggity Pilot Snoop Dogg gets toted up. (asks the co-pilot 'Hey dude, you wanna hit of this shit?') Then he passes out for most of the flight until the freshman copilot gets into a jam and the plane is all about to go whack, so they wake up ol Snoop. He's like "Hibbity jibbity it's all good baby." Asks the stewardess to stroke his stick while he gets the plane all tight. Then when the shit really hits the fan he goes like, 'Hey this motherfuckin plane be all fucked up and shit, watch this I'm gonna turn the mutha-fucka upside down and see what it thinks about THAT shit! I is one BAD mofo Nigga fo'shizzle!' 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I also watched uh "Hit And Run" and "The Baytown Outlaws and of the three I liked Baytown Outlaws best because it was pretty god damn funny. Baytown starts out like you would expect, badasses being badass. Then it gradually just goes completely over the top. You get an all-female hooker assasination hit squad up to a god damn tribe of indians that cruise the highway on a fucking MadMax BattleTruck wearing full regalia. All out to get our three poor brothers (one of whom can only communicate using a speak-n-spell) who are just trying to re-unite a young boy and his mother. Well, that's what she said anyways. Plus the Drug Kingpin is Billy Bob Thornton! What could be better'n that? Hit and Run was ok but the best part of the movie is already in the trailer where Michael Rosenbaum busts Dax Shepard in the face with a putter. The best actor in the movie is Dax's 1967 Lincoln Convertible. There is FF nudity in the film but not really the kind of people you want to see naked. 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It is the duty of responsible adults to try their best to minimize the danger by operating these things in a safe manner and perhaps not allowing children or the mentally handicapped access to these devices without supervision. But the evil firearm is designed to take life as its primary function. Any other purpose or pleasure that results from its use is secondary to that one function, to kill. That is why the firearm should be regulated and controlled by a higher authority because individuals simply do not have the responsibility to handle that power of life and death. Only the government should have that power. It is similar to drugs which have been found to have no medical purpose other than to get one 'high'. Individuals have no business using these chemicals because they just can't be trusted. Only the government has the responsibility, the wisdom and the right to determine how and in what form these chemicals can be used. It is also the same with sex. 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In the waning years of the Third Era of Tamriel A Prisoner, born on a certain day to uncertain parents was sent under guard, without explanation, to Morrowind, ignorant of the role he was to play in that Nation's history. . . They have taken you from the Imperial City's prison first by carriage and now by boat To the East, to Morrowind. Fear not, for I am watchful. You have been chosen. Many Fall but One remains Wake up. We're here. Why are you shaking? Are you okay? Wake up. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. That's awesome. Wonder what she's been doing? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. hakuna matata It means "No worries" A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. And that is how Anakin Skywalker was seduced into the Dark Side. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. SO THAT WAS YOU AT THE METHODIST CHURCH NATIVITY SCENE! 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I'm simply wild about my good cocaine! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Wasn't the IBM PC 'Open Hardware'? Didn't it lead to a lot of cheap knock-off machines and nobody making any money? Then there was a shake out, a lot of people went bankrupt. This in turn lead to aggressive branding and the walled gardens that we enjoy today. Beautiful gardens where the prime movers can see significant return on their investments. You want to see the future of Open Source? Look at Canonical. They're selling Amazon ADs when you search for programs and files on your PC. They have a beautiful App Store where you can pay for placement. Reminds me of those 'free' computers you could get. Free, as long as you signed up for a 4 yr ISP contract and a subscription to AOL or MSN plus having ADs pop out while you were browsing. What would you prefer? A landscape where everything was Open & Free but plastered in billboards and pop-ups? 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At the very LEAST you should be able to get a Reality Show out of the deal. Although they already did Insomniac with Dave Attel Host Dave Attell goes through a particular city at night, beginning with his performance at a local comedy club, then going to various bars, landmarks and clubs. Along the way Attell cracked jokes with passersby and took pictures with a disposable camera. You should get yourself a disposable camera right away. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I wasn't thinking a travel guide so much as just HEY I'm drunk and I'm going to all these out-of-the-way places, this is the strange shit that I saw and some of the weird shit that went down. Like An Idiot Abroad it could be hilarious. Or sad or whatever, I don't know. It would be better than Honey Boo Boo right? It would at least be a good excuse for traveling around getting drunk. 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He also competed against Mohamed Morsi the new leader of Egypt and The American Camelot, Billary Clinton. This is the second time the magazine has bestowed the honor on the president. Four years ago, as president-elect after his victory over John McCain in 2008, he was also given the honor. As to why, the Magazine pointed out the Obama Effect: "It could be measured -- in wars stopped and started; industries saved, restructured or reregulated; tax cuts extended; debt levels inflated; terrorists killed; the health-insurance system reimagined; and gay service members who could walk in uniform with their partners." Obama's face when he heard the news. Wouldest Thou Marry Me Oh Knight? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Why so little? Since deficits don't matter you could borrow $5000 and send it in. Hell $50K. I bet you'd get a response then. Think of it as giving rusty a Basic Income. You just propagate the poisonous meme of the artificial scarcity of money! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Exactly! Thanks to you and your fiscal advice I went to the dealer up in Dallas and got me a Buggati Vitesse. Fuck it right? Deficits don't matter! Artificial Scaricity! Told 'em to charge it to you. You won't mind, it's psychological not physics! Love you man! Merry Christmas. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Never apologize and never explain--it's a sign of weakness. - John Wayne A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. That would definitely be the worst case scenario but other than that, I think I need to clue you in. I don't believe Eduwardo "trane" Blackmatter is a woman. Just FYI. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If you ARE right then you know what that means You best start watching for the black helicopters drones. If I were you I would destroy every computer, phone, credit card, etc you have. Dye your hair, and run. Run as hard and as fast as you can. NEVER log in again. Don't let em catch you man, you got to get OUT! You've exposed them and they will be hunting you. GET OUT MAN! NOW! A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. HAVEN'T YOU SEEN 'ENEMY OF THE STATE' (1998) OR CONSPIRACY THEORY (1997)? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Hey, the only one who's gonna get arrested here is YOU, for felonious COCK sucking with an attempt to swallow the evidence. So SHUT your mouth! -- Tom Sizemore in "Enemy of the State" A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. That's what they ALL say just before that "Officials blame the explosion on a freak gas line rupture." 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Now I can understand those that go and get the default reddit experience. That shit sucks. Well, true disclosure, I wouldn't know. I haven't looked at the naked front page of reddit in years. But then, I have hardly glanced at the FP of kuro5hin.org in the same time. If someone were to come by and just look at the front page of K5 they might think this was a completely dead website. They might be curious at how a dead website has remained so clean of SPAM, but unless they dug into the pile of debris and detritus and discovered the Diary section would they realize that there is a thriving community here. Much like a person coming across a dead corpse and ignoring the thriving colony of maggots deep in the intestines and devouring the soft tissues. I can remember something about RAGE comics and atheism and circlejerk all mingled with the occasional gem. It seemed a lot like 4chan back in the day when you would wade through pages and pages of crap then something would come up that was like discovering a golden jewel. I had to quit 4chan though when it became popular and main stream. When every news outlet was discussing Anonymous. I had to. My IRL friends all knew I liked 4chan and it was getting embarrassing. I went to reddit first because I had heard good things. BUT MY GAWD HOW AM I GOING TO READ THAT SHIT MY EYES BLEED! Reddit probably has the absolutely WORST looking UI in existence outside some geocities pages. So I ended up in Digg. Digg always sucked, don't kid yourself. It looked good though. It was sexy. It was semi cool and seemed to be more popular than reddit. But that was all crap. The only reason more sites had DIGG THIS icons instead of Snoo Icons was because Kevin Rose was jealous because rusty had a big fucking YACHT and MONOCLE POLISH and he didn't. Well reddit can look just as cool as Digg. Hell it can look cooler. Take a look at Reddit Reborn to get an idea. There are other tools like the Reddit Enhancement Suite that make using reddit much easier. Then you got to get an account and subscribe to the subreddits that are interesting to you or create one of your own. The really cool part is that you don't have to give up your regular websites. Reddit tastes good alongside many other popular websites. Many of the same idiots on 4chan also inhabit reddit and delight in the constant reposting of 4chan threads because you know, that shit NEVER gets old. It's not like HUSI where I think you are required to swear a blood oath that you will never ever mention or visit that accursed kuro5hin site. Reddit doesn't care what other sites you visit or anything like that. Reddit loves you just the way you are. <-- RED ARMY /NT = No Taiwan A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I didn't realize that uploading to Photobucket also posts the image to Facebook. o_O A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You didn't say the magic word I'm not sure you're a member of SUDOERS on Blackadder. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. What did you expect arguing with trane? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Not sure but I think it has something to do with having a vagina. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'm pretty sure that you experience a real scarcity of pussy. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Death Star Help Desk What's that? The planet destroying death ray isn't working? Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Sometimes Banhammering and Anonymizing IS the troll. For the lulz A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Seems like all you really need is a pay-by-the-hr Motel room for your little "meat-up". A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. The only question I'd ever want to ask Jason is Why haven't you killed yourself and when do you plan to do so? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. For a United Fool I would imagine the instructions for making toast are hard to understand. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If we could just do away with the 1st Amndmnt Then we wouldn't have to read all this crazy gun crap on K5. Instead you would be directed to a fully authorized and surely more pleasant outlet for approved discussion on the events of the day. We could talk about The Holiday Season perhaps and puppies. I'm certain you and a few other kurons would approve. After all those old laws don't really make any sense these days do they comrade? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If Valerie had had a gun then that other bitch would have kept her whore mouth closed. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Guns. Lots and lots of guns. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. In 1982 the city of Kennesaw GA passed an ordinance requiring every head of household to own a gun. In order to provide for the emergency management of the city, and further in order to provide for and protect the safety, security and general welfare of the city and its inhabitants, every head of household residing in the city limits is required to maintain a firearm, together with ammunition therefore. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Good for you. Next time do the smart thing, and buy a bank. Guns are fun but banks are way more efficient at robbing people. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Y'all quit or I'm putting both of your hands in a box. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Test Tube Babies: Do they have souls? I don't know, I don't think I've ever heard one sing the blues. I reckon they have about as much of a soul as anybody else does. For what that is worth. The REAL question is, should Test Tube Babies be allowed to own guns? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No longer up for debate, SCOTUS affirmed that the 2nd amendment protects the personal right to keep and bear arms. Fuck you and Fuck Natalee Halloway. Where are you when all the other poor fucks get killed by idiots everyday? No where that's where. You just like sobbing into your panties blowing your snot on everybody while screaming, 'Oh the Humanity! Will SOMEBODY think of the children?' Well some good will come out of this. Everybody is going to fucking forget all about Benghazi now. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. It's the law, it's my right. It has been affirmed by the highest court in the land. What the fuck else do you need? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'm turning off the computer now and I'm going into the kitchen where I am going to prepare a delicious steak from an animal that was shot with a legally owned and responsibly operated firearm. You all feel free to continue with your hand-wringing and knee-jerking. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. We DO exercise control You make it sound like anybody can walk into a 7-11 in America and get a gun. There are multiple steps you have to go through if you are a law abiding citizen. That's just for getting a hunting rifle. You want a CCW then you will have the equivalent of an anal probe. You say, "crazies in these shootings not generally being those with contacts for illegal firearms" But I'm here to tell you that if you have a contact to buy illegal weed then you have a contact to buy an illegal firearm. That's why I said that you don't know what you're talking about, you're full of shit and that banning guns aren't going to do a damn bit of good to prevent this kind of shit. It's possible, I believe, if we took the same precautions to enter a school as we do to enter an airplane then you could get somewhere. If everyone , student, faculty, visitors were required to go through a TSA style scan and pat down. If you restricted vehicles from coming within 100 yds of the school. You might keep the little kids safe from harm. Hell, why don't we just wrap the darlings in lead-lined safes and don't let them out till they're 18. Sounds like a plan. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Now who is comparing Apples to Oranges? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. It's so fucking funny, when they vote the way we want them to then they are clearly exercising proper jurisprudence. When they vote against the way we want them to then they are clearly activists judges unable to properly interpret a stop sign. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Apathy A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. The Talk:Kuro5hin page makes for interesting reading. The wiki is so . . . wrong . . . so wrong but I'm not going to edit it, maybe sometime when I'm at the dr's office with some serious narcotics perhaps. 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My mother-in-law lives in Copperas Cove She loves Robert Griffin III. Go Bulldogs! It sure has grown up from when I was going to school there. My buddies and I would drag & cut donuts on 190 late at night. You couldn't do that shit these days. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Please move to your designated FUN Zone Please refrain from engaging in any enjoyment outside the white line. Please adhere to all rules and regulations inside the FUN Zone. We hope you enjoy your allotted time in the FUN Zone. Have a nice day!* *Have a nice day sentiment is non-binding, some restrictions may apply, not valid in Connecticut, Nevada or Texas A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No way, I agree with your previous reply and my follow-up reply is a take on how having fun might be in the future Empire. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. It's not generational. I think America has been at war pretty much constantly for quite a long time now. And drones, I read about a VTOL Drone that has claws. Supposedly it can hover for hours then swoop down and snatch a nigger right up. That's some wicked shit right there. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Take all their shit They are easy to lift then. If they still have anything on them they are hard to move. Throw them in a river or lake. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If you are on a PC then open the console click on the corpse and type Disable and it will disappear. It's still in the cell but invisible to you. Or you could click on the corpse and type MarkForDelete and it will get cleaned up in a bit. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Sucks to be you, sorry You don't get any Bethesda love, no DLC. Do you guys even get patches? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Hearthfire is totally gay. But it is cool because it finally allows console folks to do something that us PC players have been able to do with mods since day 1. Dawnguard is a very good DLC though. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. "Bing is for doing." A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Not really, no. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Yes, America is just now learning that laws against owning certain contraband don't really do anything to restrict that contraband from those determined to have it. Rather, it just results in the incarceration of a lot of people that really aren't all that dangerous. We Should Ban ALL THE THINGS. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I am talking about ANY contraband You're the stupid one, blaming it on the GUNs when it is the IDIOTS who weild the weapons that are the problem. And fuck all the arguments about knives and sticks. They could do as much or worse damage with a CAR or EXPLOSIVES or a PLANE and they have and they will but we don't argue that we have to ban CARS or EXPLOSIVES or PLANES. Each one of which is as easy to get your hands on as an AUTOMATIC WEAPON. SO shut your GOB HOLE about this issue. I don't even know why you weigh in on this issue, you don't even LIVE here. If you want the law to change then come over here and get citizenship and then you can vote. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You ain't got a knife problem you got a nanny state mindset problem. You let your govt put up cameras on every street corner. Well we got a few sumbitches want to do the same here but we ain't having it. McVeigh didn't struggle too hard to take out 168. Sure it is a tragedy but people like you screaming about guns ain't any different than the idiots we got over here screaming about Video Games. They say pretty much the same thing you do. If these guys didn't have easy access to Mass Effect or Call of Duty or GTA then they wouldn't do this shit. Both of you focus on something that has not much of anything to do with the real problem. Take away the guns, the video games, the comic books, the violence in movies. BAN ALL THE THINGS It won't make any difference. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. No, I'm not trolling I was a bit upset actually. This isn't much different than that Natalee Holloway business. Everyday, people get killed in horrific tragedies. Planes crash, cars crash, fires break out, young women get kidnapped and nobody says a thing. But every so often something dramatic and photogenic happens and it gets plastered up all over the news and people like yourself get up in arms. Some want to blame guns but that isn't the problem. Some want to blame violent movies and video games but that isn't the problem. The problem is ignored and what does happen is that some damn politicians over here start jerking their knees and WE the people end up losing freedoms, losing rights, all to 'Save the Children' when in reality it ain't going to do anything but make it more difficult for regular law-abiding folks to go about their business. The crazies and the desperate and the violent are still going to manage to do whatever their nasty little fantasies dictate them to do. You make me mad because you don't live here and anybody else that doesn't live here doesn't have any right to tell us what laws we should have. You can work to pass those laws in your country if it makes you feel safer but I and many of my countrymen are fine with how things are. We don't want the government putting up cameras on every street corner. That might work for you but it doesn't work for us. At least where I live we recognize that education is better than banning. And one of these days we'll get pot legal and we'll have healthcare for everybody but we'll do it our way and preserve freedoms and not your way by letting the government control every aspect of our lives. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. You are most definitely a hysterical lunatic I'm not going to address any of your bullshit and give it any credence because you don't have any idea what you're talking about. I'm calm, I'm not angry about cars and planes, I'm upset with you and with people like you. I fully believe that people like you are more dangerous than a whole freight train full of crazed gunman. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. They weren't innocent they had it coming. Written chowing down on some sausage made from a deadly dangerous 6pt buck. "I had to take him out, he was coming right for us!" 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Peer Pressure. When I was a teen things were a lot like the linked article. Dudes were afraid to go in and purchase condoms. If you did it then EVERYBODY KNEW. For the guy you were judged as kinda faggy. You know, REAL MEN RIDE BAREBACK. For the girl it was worse because now she is a slut. It didn't matter if it was only with her bf she is still a slut. It wasn't about Don't get raped or don't rape either. That message would have flown right over our heads. What kept the guy in line (with blue balls but still in line) was fear. Fear of pregnancy, fear of retribution from say her brother or dad. etc. There was also respect. Because if you got that far with a girl in those days it meant something. So if you're sitting in the back seat of the family Oldsmobile looking down at the entrance to the holy of holies and she says, 'Look, I don't think this is such a good idea right now.' A lot of the guys are going to be real disappointed but they would stop. BUT the thing I keep bringing up all the time is that it was a different world then. Down deep we are all the same but the social contract, the moral values, the entire culture was different in those days. That is what makes things difficult because the things that would work say, for you when you were a teen may not have as much of an impact on your daughters or sons and they are not like to have any effect on your grand-daughters and grandsons because that will be a whole new culture. Having said that, I think and this is JUST me, but if a girl or woman is in a sex situation with a really horny guy I think that they should be taught that it would be ok to jack the dude off. I know this doesn't address rape but I'm of the opinion that rape isn't really about sex, it's about power and control. It's why castration doesn't seem to help those guys that are serial rapists. 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A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Funny thing happened on the way to the Forum I stopped at the store to stock up the pantry, mostly non-perishables, but I also needed a loaf of bread and some eggs. I realized I was out of breakfast sausage so I went over to see what was available. Man, they had EVERY FUCKING FLAVOR of sausage. They had Maple sausage, SAGE, Honey-smoked, etc. Everything but plain old SAUSAGE. So I got this kind it's like "Natural Sausage" lightly seasoned no preservatives. Fine, it doesn't taste like Pomegranate, I'm down. It's pretty busy in there but I make it through okay and check out. The kid sacking the groceries asks me if I'd like him to carry my groceries to the car. "No thanks, I can handle it." He leans in close and says, "I really would like to get out of the store for a minute. Let me help you out, ok?" Hey, I remember how it was with those entry level jobs, you know you need a clandestine smoke break or just a minute to get AWAY from the bullshit. So I say, "Okay, no problem." and off we go. I tell him we don't have to go very far because I parked right out front. He doesn't seem to care. he's already started on this tirade about how ".. . he isn't even supposed to BE there, you know? But that CUNT of a manager just had to have him come in." He continues as we're loading my groceries into the trunk. "You know things have really gone to hell since she took over. She is always sucking corporate dick and making herself look good. Everybody in the store hates her. She doesn't know the first thing about how to manage but she's got the District guys eating out of her hand and they can't see how bad she is treating the employees." Yadda yadda yadda Anyways, he is going to stick it out till the end of next semester then he is OUT OF THERE. He's got a friend at [COMPETING STORE] that can get him on in the Spring. So I wish him luck. He kinda hangs there for a second and I'm thinking, 'Gee, I hope he isn't expecting a tip.' then he takes off. I get in the car and pull out headed for the house. Then I start thinking, 'Did I fucking get everything?' I mean, I'm pretty fucking absent minded. I leave my keys in the front door, my wallet in the car, etc. I'm pretty bad. And I was in a hurry and the kid distracted me a bit. But now I'm in traffic already. So I pull into this gas station and park right quick. Get my list out just to make sure. Behind me is an elderly lady pumping gas into her big Lincoln. I'm not paying much attention. I'm going down the list, yeah, yeah, got that, yeah. Meanwhile, the lady finishes and starts toward the door. It's a station with a little convenience store. They got drinks and shit like that. Well, she gets up to the door and I swear I have never seen anything like this in my life. It's like her legs just gave out. You know like somebody just zapped the bones out. One second she's just walking and then like right then her legs just turn into jello and she goes down BOOM. She didn't trip, she didn't stumble she just fucking dropped. Just so you know, she was white, she wasn't dressed up just sort of casual. She didn't look like she was on anything. She was old, like she had white hair but seemed fit enough, not bent over with a cane old. I open my door and I ask her if she is okay, does she need some help? She doesn't respond. She's lying on her side and making these motions like she is dog paddling on the sidewalk. I jumped out of the car and ran over to her, I asked her a little loud, 'ARE YOU HURT? DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?' Again she didn't respond. I bent down over her and I asked her a third time, "MA'AM ARE YOU HURT? CAN YOU HEAR ME? ARE YOU OK?" and I have my phone out now about to call 9-1-1. At that point she quit with the swimming movements and raised her head to look at me. She says, 'I don't think I'm doing so well, do you think you can help me up?' I go to grab her arm and at first she is really shaky. She complains about her knee and then looks down and says, 'Oh my, I've ruined my pants.' I see she has ripped a hole in the knee of her slacks. I can't see the knee underneath so I don't know if it's skinned up. Shortly she starts getting her strength back and is able to hold on to a railing nearby and I help her to her feet. We stand there for a minute and then she looks at me and says, 'Thank you, I think I'll be okay now.' I head back to my car but I wait until she comes out and gets into her car okay. She is limping a little but she seems in control. I take off and head for the house. Now that was all a bit weird for me, but you know what really tripped me out? I could see through the glass doors of the store, there were at least seven people that I could see. Every one of them was staring out at us like, 'What the hell is going on out there?'. Not one, not one single person came outside to see if we needed help. It would've been a lot easier if one other dude had come out and we could have got on each side of the lady and helped her up. But not one single person even came to the door. They didn't even start coming out until after the lady went in and the whole incident was pretty well over with. I just cannot fathom that. TL:DR: Attacked by wild grizzly bears managed to escape by offering them rolls of Charmin Ultra. I threw the boy face first into the back of the trunk. I quickly tied his hands with the jumper cables and affixed the heavy copper clamps onto his nipples. His face was a mask of fear and terror as he contemplated what I had in mind. I tore off his green apron and balled it up, forcing it into his mouth so he couldn't scream. I yanked his jeans and boxers down around his ankles so that his feet were secure. I gazed down at the young man. Half in and half out of the trunk, his torso laid across the floor while his feet dangled over the bumper toward the ground. His pale white freckled ass caught on the rubber trunk edge, pointing his puckered hole up and out. He was right where I wanted him. I grabbed a couple eggs and broke them open just above his buttcrack letting the yellowed yolk dribble down over his tiny rosebud. Then I grabbed the olive oil and smeared a little on my hand. I took two fingers and inserted them roughly into his asshole. Working the oil in and out giving it a smooth coating. I unzipped and released my throbbing cock from it's prison in my pants. It sprung forth bouncing and twitching in the cool air. Without any further ado I entered him, roughly and with no mercy. I was not there to offer him pleasure. Tonight he was my fucktoy to do with as I would. I thrusted deeply into his ass repeatedly, my nutsack slapping rhythmically against his taint -until I felt my balls begin to swell. It didn't take long when I exploded with blessed release, ejaculating powerfully into his tight virgin hole. When I finished, I grabbed him by the hair with one hand and yanked the balled apron out with the other. He opened his mouth to scream but before any sound could issue forth I slammed the open orifice down over my cock. He had no choice but to swallow the remaining spasms from my rapidly emptying balls. I told him to lick it up. Lick it up like a good little man. When he had cleaned me thoroughly I threw him roughly to the asphalt. I picked up the ragged T-shirt I used to wipe the dipstick when I checked the oil and tossed it to him. 'Clean yourself up you fucking faggot. Clean yourself up and get your ass back to work. Sucks that you had to come in on your day off but it turned out lucky for me. Now get out of my sight you ginger-ass loser.' 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Having slept on it and thinking about the incident I probably should have gone ahead and called 9-1-1 even if she didn't want it. Talking it over with the wife she thinks that I very likely witnessed the old woman having a stroke. The wife's grandfather had a stroke when she was a teenager. He was making himself a bowl of cereal and was putting the milk back in the fridge when he just collapsed. She was there and said he was like a sack of potatoes somebody just let go of. He also recovered after a minute or two but they made him go in to the hospital anyways because it scared them to death. I still can't get over the fact that all them people were just standing in there gawking at 'The Show'. That kind of shit might fly up in New York City or Chicago but this is the South and I always thought better of folks down here. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I would like to see MOPI as directed by Peter Jackson. In 96FPS 3D IMAX DOLBY ENGULF SOUND AND TrueScent Technology. Actually though I would like to see MOPI as produced by Rob Zombie and I would like to see it at a Drive In Picture Show. I believe that would be a cinematic experience not soon forgotten. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. So what you do is, you pour yourself a beer (bar's open), grab a seat and make yourself comfortable and contribute that which you would like to see and read here. It's not very hard. One thing, don't expect to get posted to front page. Modsub is irrelevant these days and most stuff will be downvoted to oblivion. The Diary section is thriving. Sure somebody will tell you to kill yourself but that's just our way of saying 'Hello!, nice jacket'. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Vodka is more than acceptable Vodka, the water of life. You know, since St Port got himself eaten by the lions we have been needing a man of the cloth around here. Channel does his best but he's often occupied with common pederasty and we're only interested in uncommon pederasty, sodomy and non-consensual rape. By the way, those are some nice shoes you have there. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Makes sense though A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. He's a lonely lonely dude He barricades himself in that big house with his gun named 'Alice' as his sole companion. He puts a bright face on it and tells us that oh he is having FUN pwning noobs on the SC2 servers and doing as he wishes but he has to 'accidentally discharge' Alice just to get attention And when the neighbors failed to notice he calls the cops on himself. Starving for attention, any attention. 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"Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation. Practicing Evil ONEness" You are educated stupid. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. How many would it have been under Bush Co if he was still in charge? See I ain't claiming that it's not bad but that maybe it ain't as bad as all that. PLUS the fact that that stat is from ALL ACROSS AMERICA right? So like I can see where SOME parts are suffering a little more, like where they depend on factory work or shit like that. Others not so much. Down south here we are just beginning to feel some effects in the last couple of years. Morally says out in Cali they're having a grand old time. You can't just look at the numbers either you have to gauge the MOOD of the people. One reason that it isn't as bad is that we are investing in Wind power, there are huge farms up in the panhandle that are hiring people, not to mention the infrastructure going to support that endeavor. Transporting, manufacture, placement, support, etc. We are investing in Solar energy that works, not just that Salindra give-me-money scam. We are looking into using Coal, Natural Gas, some Nuclear, Fracturing, etc. Then you got IT shit going on, you got Defense Dept shit going on, you got Big Pharma going on. Yeah, it ain't PARADISE but Texans have never been ones to sit and moan about shit, we Git R' Done. That may seem like a cliche but it is kind of the truth. You can't look at our leaders and judge us either. EVERYBODY thinks Rick Perry is a joke. Hell we think Everybody in Austin is a joke. (The legislature not the fine people of Austin TX.) That's why we put 'em there so we can keep an eye on 'em. 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Carbon and Methane will be the primary ingredients in our atmosphere. They have even more charts and graphs and numbers than you do. But I still ain't rushing out to buy me a boat, some sunscreen and a pallet of oxygen tanks. I understand. It's frustrating as hell when you KNOW the truth and everybody else just keeps going along. Especially when it is SO OBVIOUS and the EVIDENCE is right out there for everybody to see. It's enough to drive a man insane. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. OH YEAH!? WELL THEN WHY DON'T WE PUT HER IN CHARGE? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Using this as an example Imagine the shit you could write about the Average Walmart shopper, The Redneck, The Hipster, and the Conservative Republican. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Just Curious Most everybody, excepting perhaps a few nullos and one-pump chumps are well aware that the site here is pronounced Corrosion. But I'm wondering, how many of you, in your mind, actually think of the site as Corrosion and how many think of it as 'Cure Oh Shin" or even Cure Oh Five In" or some other weird ass pronunciation from back when you first stumbled upon the site. Scientific poll designed by the best (currently unemployed) 2012 Election Poll Designers. Rusty should give us a hat After so many diaries or stories or whatever we should get a hat. It's not like the bastard can't afford it. I think his hosting and all is free, plus cost of labor can't be more than about 50 cents a year at most. Then he gets all that 5 buck gateway monies and the ads. Yeah he ought to give us a hat. A t-shirt would be cool but you know a good one can be expensive and a cheap one is more trouble than it's worth. The damn things shrink and the colors run or fade. 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The front end was smashed where he ran into a couple and the frame was bent from where they tell me he ran over some kind of concrete wall. He drove it in first gear for over 100 miles until the engine seized up. Now the Insurance company refuses to pay unless I sign a statement saying that Mike stole the car and file a police report. And if that wasn't enough the guy he smashed into is now sueing me for his medical expenses and repairs to his car! He's been nothing but a burden to me but you know he is my son so I tried to do right by him. But how did he repay me? He tried to get me commited. Then he tried to have my drivers liscense taken away. I had to fake an illness to get him to take me to the hospital so I could have him locked up in the nut house! But it was for his own good. But I tell you something, you damn vampires at that Karoshan web thing better leave me the hell alone. 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Not even to mention that if we did see it coming there is very little we could do about it. #2 Side effects from supernovas. Stuff like Gamma Ray Bursters, X-Ray blasts, that kind of shit. We wouldn't see it coming. Since all that shit travels at c the moment you knew it was happening is the same moment that it is too late. We can maybe predict the most likely suspects in our neighborhood but again we don't know til it happens. #3 Super Volcanoes, It's happened before and it could happen again and if it does we'd be seriously fucked. As for things like Climate Change, well I don't deny that it is occurring and I think anyone that does is an idiot, however I'm not sure that it is down to a man made thing or a result of a natural cycle. I also am not sure that things like sea level rise or temperature rises will have that much of an impact on us. I'm not saying they won't either but I think there is a bit of hype on both sides of the issue. Things like Biowarfare could be a problem for human life as well as Mother Nature just being a bitch, always evolving shit. Imagine something like AIDS, mixed with Ebola, with the contagiousness of the flu. I realize that over time, pathogens tend to evolve such that they don't outright kill their hosts but anything we engineered and any early natural mutations could possibly take out a significant portion of the population before we could get it under control, assuming that we could. Any of these scenarios would really fuck things up and there really is no way you can reliably prepare for it. You can go live in a cave with all the food, clean water, meds etc. and if something like Chicxulub occurs it ain't going to do you much good. If a massive blast of radiation paints the Earth and strips off most of the atmosphere you can have all the ammo stockpiled you want and it is not going to help any. 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That's not like, some kind of contraceptive sponge is it? Cause if so I think ur doin it wrong. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Never mind, that is some kind of Portal cake even though it is a lie I gotta give mad props to Portal cake! I respectfully request Companion Cube cupcakes. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. I'm not absolutely sure In the game Portal it looks like a plastic gumdrop with some little red balls around the top. When I googled Victoria sponge though those images came up and they do sort of resemble a Portal cake. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If I were you I would go to great pains to not let your employers know that you are a regular poster on this site. I can only imagine what they would think about someone entrusted with the health and welfare of young minds who would voluntarily frequent a site such as this one. 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We're talking about you behind your back right now. ZeroHedge You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Looking for something to watch last night on the nutfux and came across Starship Troopers 3: Marauder. On impulse I loaded it up and I was quite surprised. I remember reading Troopers back in the day when I was a teen and it was cool. I didn't get the fascist subtext and all that. I just liked the concept of dudes in Power Armor jumping about and killing bugs. I didn't really like Starship Troopers the Movie. It was kinda cute in some ways but fuck it was Paul Verhoeven. Marauder was really cool though. From the very beginning they took the tropes of the Original movie, stuck their tongue firmly into their cheek and went unashamedly Full Retard. I loved how they subverted the whole 'Would You Like to Know More' with 'Would You Like to Buy More?' 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I watched all those back when they were aired, they weren't too good. You're still going to miss a lot of popular shit from that era. Starsky & Hutch, The Night Stalker, Welcome Back Kotter, All in the Family, Six Million Dollar Man, Night Gallery, Happy Days, etc. etc. You said UFO, & Man from U.N.C.L.E., then you got Get Smart, Time Tunnel, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, McCloud, shit man that is all a whole nother world back then, when Men did Manly things and Women had big hair. Southland is pretty awesome. It's one of the shows the wife has on DVD. Definitely worth watching. Homeland I don't know, Walking Dead I heard of but I don't watch. You have seen The Sopranos? That is a major good series. It's over and done with for a few years now but yeah I would look that up if you want some good TV. Most everything I like gets cancelled before it gets going good. Executives don't understand it or they think the audience don't understand it so they fuck it over. Lots of good TV ended up that way. A&E has a series going called 'Hell on Wheels'. I liked the first season. Second season not as much. On Netflix I'm catching up with Arrested Development. I didn't watch it when it was on but I had heard good things. IT Crowd is another series I'm just getting familiar with. I tried to watch The Guild because I totally have a crush on Felicia Day but I couldn't handle more than about 3 episodes. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Those aren't 70's shows though. I was telling MS that he was probably missing a lot of really good TV from that era. There is some good TV these days on a few channels. I regret the rise of reality TV. Cheap to produce shows that are mindless and have little to offer over 'OW MY BALLS' A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Seen Prometheus but didn't really like it Went to the theater and everything. 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See the Derpocrats get taxes raised across the board when the BushCo cuts expire. The Reptilians get massive cuts to entitlement programs. It is all Automagic so everyone can claim that is was something they worked hard to fight against BUT Both sides can honestly blame the other for holding shit up. It's a Win-Win for everyone in DC The only thing that would fuck it up is if the Derpocrats decide at the last minute to roll over for the Reptillians and compromise like they've been doing the last four years in which case The Reptillians will still get the entitlement programs cut, the Derps will still get to create programs that have no funding and we the people still get fucked. Happy New Year! So you make a seven figure salary? If you don't then you're basically saying fuck yourself in today's America. Like Morally Inflexible, he probably thinks they're talking about him when they mention Small Business Owners. LOL. I don't know if the poor even voted this time. 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I have one of those boonie hats also and I love it. My favorite though is my Australian Bush hat. It looks similar to a cowboy hat so it fits right in but is much more comfortable than any stetson I've ever worn. I worry about wearing cheap sunglasses because I'm afraid they defeat the eye's natural defense against bright sunlight and let in too much damaging rays while cutting glare. I prefer wearing a hat with a brim as it shades my eyes but lets them react naturally to the sun. I have a really good pair of shades that I wear when I drive in the summer to help with sun glare off chrome and reflective glass. Right, it is a little warmish in the summer But perfect the rest of the time. I ordered a straw hat from Australia also thinking I would wear it during the summer time but damn, the brim on that is so big it looks like a ladies garden bonnet. I got rid of it. I could probably make an exception to not wearing ball caps if I could find some like what Early from the Squidbillies wears. I think he is talking something like http://www.armorytechairsoft.com/8150-thickbox/tmc-light-weight-boonie-hat-coyot e-brown-large.jpg Damn, them Austrailians, they know a thing or two about quality Hat-making. The subject as you describe it 'Young idealist nerd learns that everything he was brought up to believe is wrong and how he overcame that to be a successful entrepreneur' would be quite interesting to a number of young people just starting out. People who are trying to discover how to make their way in the world. I don't know how well you write, I would suggest getting a good editor in any case but I think you would be surprised at how many folks might be interested in a book like that. You're such a crude bully You just go around belittling everyone for their weaknesses. You lord it over people who are not as intelligent or have as much education. You poke fun of people who aren't as fortunate as you. You make fun of those that aren't as physically fit or financially secure. You belittle those that suffer from medical problems. You cause good people to get anonymized and banned simply for standing up to you. You are so close-minded you won't entertain anyone elses ideas. You are so unfair to people you won't even give them a chance to realize their dreams. You are really the worst kind of human being, you have absolutely no compassion for anyone other than yourself. Just a big internet bully, mocking and making fun of people. What a big man you are. People like you make me sick. Why are you prejudiced against the UnDead? Hath not a Zombie eyes? Hath not a Zombie hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with the same brains, hurt by the same headshots, subject to the same decay, discipline'd by the same crowbar, warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer as a Living Being is? If you prick us, do we not ooze? If you tickle us, do we not aaaauuuugghhh? If you decapitate us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Zombie wrong a Lifer, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Lifer wrong a Zombie, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach me, I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction. That thing Del made was a success It was very popular. It just couldn't take the strain being on OS-fucking-two. Another reason the others mostly failed was because they centered around Crawford in some way. Either totally Gay for Crawford or Anti-Crawford. Also, traffic. Even the worst tumblr page is going to get more page views than some obscure blog spin off of a dying website. Even Obama does AMA's on reddit. It's that fucking cool. Reddit - You only get out of it what you put into it. If you don't do anything but read the front page then all you'll get is shit. There are over 65536 sub reddits. Some are very popular and some are dead. Subscribe to reddits that are relevant to your interests and it won't be so shitty. On the other hand, that bukkake bullshit of 'Reddit is under heavy load' has just got to fucking go. I mean god damn, really? really? Haters gonna hate It's all good man, the web is wide and varied. One man's disgusting bucket of shit is another man's dream fapping fetish. Enjoy your travels. ~20 C - I'm wearing a strategically torn t-shirt that maintains modesty while revealing a hint of side-boob. Grey flannel sweatpants and an old worn pair of moccasins. Fresh cup of coffee. You should go hik5ing this evening. Sounds like you have the perfect weather for it. Adult Protective Undergarments Don't underestimate the freedom of looking a grown man in the eye while taking a huge steamy dump. IN YOUR PANTS On Netflix is an extremely short film called Haywire. Easily overlooked it has some recognizable actors in it. It is sort of a Janet Bourne type movie. The female lead kicks a lot of ass. I don't think there was much skin in it. I quite enjoyed it. Also recently watched some Direct to DVD films. Bruce Willis seems to like these. Lay the Favorite was one that was meh but ok for what it cost me. It is a comedy and there is a good number of bare tits bouncing about. Filmed in Vegas. Dance Dance Revolution? And am I seeing correctly? Is that a penis holding a rifle & wearing a turban in the ULC? Figures. Sucks to be you. Man nobody takes it like you. George Takei was even jealous. STILL CRYING Yes it is quite overwhelming, do yourself a favor Kill yourself Nimey: Minor Faggot Mostly Harmless That way lies madness Libertarian Lite Libertarian Lite with Lime Diet Libertarian Double Libertarian Double Libertarian with Cheese Homestyle Libertarian Artisan Libertarian It's like what the fuck is a Vegetarian these days? Nobody really knows because each individual makes up their own labels. Individuals keep the shit they like and call it 'True Libertarian' and the other shit is all Bogus Libertarian. It always comes down to 'You're holding it wrong'. I love the mathematical purity of political discussion. ARE YOU RETARDED? You shout supply & demand like it was some sort of mantra. Some magical charm that if you just repeat it often enough will make it true. You yourself agree that "Money isn't a real thing." You go on to admit that "The feds COULD print $1M dollar bills and hand them out to every fool who asked for one." But then you say, "QUITE OBVIOUSLY, this would DEVALUE the dollar!!!" Yet trane has proven to you with the example of Lincoln, of Reagan, of the Japanese, etc. etc. that Deficits DON'T MATTER. It's all psychological not physics. It's like your belief that if you do 'bad things' you will OBVIOUSLY be punished and go to Hell. But rational people realize that this was just a way for the Church to exert Control over the ignorant masses. But you believe it and spread poisonous memes that perpetuate the suffering for the benefit of the few Holy Priests. In the same way Banks use the artificial scarcity of money to exert control over people and governments and again you believe their bullshit and help them to spread these poisonous memes to enslave people and perpetuate suffering. If everyone was given a Basic Income then they would be free to innovate. They would use their free time to increase our common body of knowledge, to clean up the mess we have made of the climate and many other things. Many say 'Oh no, they would just sit around and not contribute because people cannot be trusted, they must be coerced in order to produce.' But you don't know that you are just repeating what you have been told. You are too afraid to release control and let people show you what they are capable of. People say it can't work but all around us we have example after example where it does work where it is working. Unfortunately, many say that those don't count because they aren't always 100% perfect but they turn a blind eye to imperfections and problems with their own ideologies. It may seem crazy to those that are blind that cannot open their eyes to the possibilities. The ones that cannot let go of the old rules that have been proven again and again and again to have no real consequence. The only consequence coming from those who want to enforce control. But in the end, more and more people will realize The Empire has no clothes. People will realize that the rising tide will raise ALL boats and not just a select few. That is a bar of silver not legal tender and therefore irrelevant to this discussion. Nice try to continue spreading banker bullshit. I understand, you don't want to know the truth because that means that everything you've been brought up to believe in is a lie, a sham. You want to pretend that you are in control that you are the captain of your destiny. But really you are shackled and your life is not your own. The point he is making is that yes you can borrow without consequence because if you need more money you just print it up or increment a cell in a spreadsheet or whatever. See Deficits don't matter. Period. End of sentence. Everything else is bullshit made up by rich bankers that just want to have control. It's an artificial scarcity. If you give everyone a basic income so they don't have to worry about running around like rats fulfilling their needs and creating wealth for those who have more than enough then people can spend their free time innovating and working to make the world a better place. It seems crazy to those that are blind that cannot open their eyes to the possibilities. The ones that cannot let go of the old rules that have been proven again and again to have no real consequence. But in the end we will raise the standard of living for everyone and not just a select few. How nice of Google to provide such beautiful Facebook cover photos. Sucks to be you Ever read Old Yeller? I see whut u did thar smoke a pickle I could smell that one from here a bit like singed rubber smeared with shit. My amateur sex tape May God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins sye in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit 7 NEIGHBOR KIDS ENJOY WATCHIN U MASTURBATE FILM AT 11:00 POSTED TO YOUTUBE NUTCASE NEXT DOOR MAKES BREAD AND PLAYS SC2 NAKED 120,456 Views LOL4 ACTUALLY, YOU THINK THAT WAS A KID? YOU THINK THOSE CALLS ARE RANDOM? YOU'VE BEEN TARGETED BY DHS FOR ALL THAT CRAP YOU BEEN SEEDING TO ECHELON ALL THESE YEARS. SINGLE WHITE MALE WITH GUN FETISH, YOU LIKELY TRIP ALL KINDS OF FLAGS NO CARRIER In the US we also have them aplenty and not in isolated populations either. (Ex State of Florida) Many an uneducated white living in transient camps known locally as 'Trailer Parks'. They can often be seen engaging in their social and mating rituals at nearby Pool Halls and Walmarts. They seem to exist primarily on a diet of Col'beer & Jerky. TRANSIENT DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN THE TRAILERS MOVE. BASED ON WHAT YOU SAY, 'IF YOU PLAN ON BEING POOR ENOUGH TO PAY OFF CAPITAL EXPENSE' YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH THE USUAL RESIDENTS OF TRAILER PARKS. CAPITAL EXPENSE IS NOT IN THE VOCABULARY. PLAN ISN'T HIGH ON THE LIST EITHER. FOR YOUR HOMEWORK YOU ARE ASSIGNED 4 HRS EACH OF Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Jerry Springer. Hey, I got this here friend he needs a job I think he installed an OS from a Live CD one time and he downloaded a file with ftp back a few years ago, I reckon that pretty much makes him a sysadmin level guru wouldn't you say? So, you hiring? He's pretty handy he's got an El Camino and he fixed it up with the AC in the back winder and he's got a Pioneer home stereo in that bad boy so we can listen to AC/DC when we make a beer run. Yep You just said a lot of words there. 'Parks prohibit renting' well then you ain't talkin bout a trailer park then. I don't know what you're talkin bout but it don't matter none cause I reckon we're about runnin neck and neck on that score. Forgot why I'm here It's late in my life, and I had something I wanted to do here back when I was much younger ...but I've since forgotten it... Give me another year or two, maybe it will come back. All I really did was mostly expected. Yet my life has mostly provided me a good time, despite the lack of time travel; People my age often say they wouldn't change a thing I think they are just tired and maybe bored and it makes me want to time travel and respawn. Replay value for the win. I would do ALL the Things Why keep re-doing the parts you don't like? Well, Edgar Cayce, Hitchens & O. Roberts can't tell me anything good about 3 A.M., for sure I don't have blood on my hands, or do I? so on this Full Moon I shall just go back to bed. To sleep, perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come . . . (props to k31) To be you Still sucks. What's funny is that no matter what you say or do It doesn't change the fact that it sucks to be you. Hi, Still crying! Why should I come up with something new When you've been spewing the same old tired bullshit since you got busted for smoking in the Library? You're still whining about how unfair life is and I'm still observing how much it sucks to be you. EVEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA IT SUCKS TO BE YOU! It sucks to be you, It sucks to be you. You get kicked and anon'd from IRC and kuro5hin, even the library too. Oh yes it sucks to be you. It's a different world than where you come from. I got sunshine on a cloudy day . . . A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. If you HAVE to smoke then smoke WEED I used tobacco for over 20 years and didn't get shit out of it. It was hell to quit. And I do so enjoy the smell of a good cigar. But if'n you just GOT to smoke then smoke something that will give you something back like some good sticky icky. And even then I'd smoke it from a volcano or something to negate some of the bad effects. Just sayin'. That's why God made Mexicans to do Manuel labor. Shit, God was sick of it after just six days. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR AND WRONG AS THIS DIARY HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH APPLE HARDWARE, APPLE SOFTWARE, OR REN FAIRE. CmdrTaco left for the Washington Post and Slashdot is owned by a Job Search company. This ain't the year 2004 anymore. I don't understand this fake jobs bullshit There is plenty of work the government could provide people that aren't fake. Example, cleaning up the highways. Now we have groups that 'adopt' sections of highway. But I don't see why they couldn't hire unemployed people to go and pick up trash in the public areas other than it automatically pisses off some garbage workers union. Then you have parks, places where you could have labor building hike & bike trails and doing landscaping, etc. That's not a fake job. That's a real job with results that the people doing it could look at with pride. What about those housing projects? What if government had workers going into those places and applying new paint, fixing the plumbing, cleaning the graffiti, mowing the common areas. There are a number of jobs that people could be doing that are beneficial to our quality of life that require little skill but are certainly not fake and that provide real self worth. If nothing else the government could hire people to freaking plant trees and pretty flowers, clean the shit up and brighten everyone's day. What the hell is wrong with that all you god damn Libertarians? I'd rather people use 'MY MONEY' as you all are so happy to call it planting trees and cleaning up and making America look nice than going overseas to fuck shit up. There is plenty of stuff that NEEDS doing we don't need to resort to make-work. But that's all I hear. Oh yeah, lets pay people to dig holes then fill them up again. What the fuck are y'all blind? I hear you, my grandfather was in the CCC and spoke very highly of it. Here in Texas they did many projects of the kind I mentioned plus drilling wells and other stuff. In fact my grandfather learned the skills of surveying and well drilling in the CCC that he was able to use after the war to earn a living. In addition many of the projects his crew built still exist today and are enjoyed by people that visit Enchanted Rock and Longhorn Caverns for example. I don't know, maybe up North they just did a lot of make work projects or it could be that fucktards like Rush Limbaugh rewrite history and get folks to believe it was all government make-work. I don't know. I have seen projects down here with my own eyes that still benefit the public. In any event these assholes that scream 'well we did it once and it didn't work out so well, so let's be sure and don't ever do that again are just shit stupid. By that logic we should have given up space exploration a long time ago the first time a capsule burned up or a shuttle exploded. Whole bunch of stuff we shouldn't be doing now because the first couple times we did it it didn't work exactly like we expected it too. True it would require that people be willing to work some and it is difficult for me to imagine someone like trane putting forth a lot of effort toward manual labor. On the other hand if he were involved in planting trees or flowers or doing things that benefited nature and wildlife I think he might just surprise us. WHO ARE THESE FUCKIN LAZY ASS GREEKS I KEEP HEARING SHIT ABOUT AND WHY DON'T THEY GET THEMSELVES A DAMN JOB? What's the matter, still sore from yesterday? SUCKS TO BE YOU. Why give $ to Greece when you do it so much better? NICE TO SEE PEOPLE TAKING ACTION TO BETTER THEMSELVES FOR A CHANGE AND NOT WAITING ON GOVERNMENTS OR IMF'S ETC TO BAIL THEM OUT. THESE NATIONAL SOCIALISTS ARE A SHINING EXAMPLE TO THEIR FELLOW GREEKS. GOOD ON THEM TO LIFT THEMSELVES UP BY WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY BE IT BOOTSTRAPS, CHINSTRAPS, BOTTLES BOMBS AND BATONS, WHATEVER WORKS. BUT IN THAT AD IT IS ALL CLICKETY-CLICK AND ITS GOT THE BIT OF DUBSTEP AND THE PEOPLE IN THE AD ARE ALL YOUNG AND GOOD LOOKING AND CLICKING AND SNAPPING AND THAT OTHER AD THAT LITTLE GIRL MAKES FINGER PAINTS WITH HER $600 THING THAT SHE COULD DO THE SAME WITH SOME FINGERPAINTS FROM THE DOLLAR STORE BUT IT IS ON A THING AND IT MAKES HER SMILE AND THEN HER DADDY SMILES AND EVERYBODY IS SMILING AND CLICKING AND TOUCHING AND SWIPING AND SWAPPING THEIR CLICKY THINGS LIKE A RAY OF LIGHT THEY START ME UP BUT THERE IS NO START THERE IS ONLY CHARMS AND THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS! THANK YOU SIR I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR MY MOTHER'S SEEMING LACK OF INTEREST. SHE WAS BRUTALLY MURDERED SEVERAL YEARS AGO AND WE HAD TO BURY HER WITHOUT A HEAD. OLD GIRL HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE. Just held a pity party for getting kicked out of UNI It REALLY SUCKS to be YOU. RIGHT, BANNED FOR LIFE NOT JUST KICKED OUT AND STILL CRYING ABOUT IT ALL THESE YEARS AFTER THE FACT SUCKS TO BE YOU STILL CRYING SUCKS TO BE YOU Says the GIVE ME BASIC INCOME BOY Who it sucks to be. When you finally dry out you will thank your parents for helping you to acheive sobriety. Yeah right. Say, don't they have some kind of transcendental meditation where you sit around listening to a sitar tripping balls on your own mental plane? Third eye introspection shit. I thought I saw that in a movie once. OK GOD DAMMIT I CONFESS I HAD TO GO AND THERE WASN'T A BATHROOM NEARBY. SO I PISSED ON AN OLD PAINTING, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? WHO WOULD NOTICE EXCEPT SOME DOPED UP TECH SUPPORT DUDE? Pee Pee -- PARABOLAS AND PRESSURE I JUST A NEEDED TO A PISS I WAS A NOT A MAKING SOME A KINDA STATEMENT You ain't even old. You're just now reaching maturity. Just think, you could quit your job and totally change careers and still make a go at it. You still have another 30 yrs to go before you are in the old category. And even then you'll be freshman old. The emotion and passion that you miss from your HS days though is just a filter. It just seems like it was sweeter and more energetic because back then it was fresh and new and you were young and all that. So it isn't that the stuff the kids are putting out these days is weak it's just that you're a little more jaded and a little more discerning. Although it is true that they just don't rock as hard as they used to. Damn kids, get off my fucking lawn. Grampa is gonna rock out with his cock out and you don't want to see that! THAT IS THE REASON I IMPORT MY OWN COCA LEAVES FRESH. WHITE POWDER SNORTED WITHIN 3 DAYS OF MANUFACTURE IS OBJECTIVELY DIFFERENT THAN THAT PEDESTRIAN BULLSHIT. TRY EATING PUSSY FRESHLY FLOWERED IN COSTA RICA. IT ROTS WITH A QUICKNESS. MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT AWARE OF THIS BECAUSE THE ONLY PUSSY THEY HAVE EVER EATEN IS ROTTEN OFF THE SHELF PUSSY. because it sucks to be you WELL, If you would bother to READ you would have read what 'the Public Defender said.' Exactly, It sucks to be you. I love you man, you and I we're so much alike man, like Felix Ungar and Oscar Madison. You're like the little sister I never had. But I got to tell ya, It really sucks to be you man. No, you transfer more little numbers from one computer to another. Every month or maybe every two weeks depending on how you set it up, new numbers APPEAR ON THE COMPUTER! It's magic! Only dope dealers and hookers still mess with decorated paper. So which one are you? A dope dealer or a hooker? from Yukon Cornelius I recently received this in my email: I just got this notice. - [ ] -------- Original Message -------- Subject: A message from VINE Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2012 12:52:01 -0500 (EST) From: The VINE Service <vine@globalnotifications.com> Reply-To: The VINE Service <service_center@vine.appriss.com> To: [ ] 11/21/2012 This e-mail is to inform you that MICHAEL CRAWFORD has been released from custody as of 11/21/2012. If you have any concerns about your immediate safety, contact your local law enforcement agency, or if you have an emergency, call 911. For more information, contact the San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Office. The telephone number is (805)781-4600. This notification is sponsored by the California State VINE Service. It is our hope that this information has been helpful to you. Thank you, The VINE Service ----- My reply email ----- Weird, taxicabjesus said he went to visit. - tdillo -------------------------- Check the inmate roster there, no Michael Crawford in custody. Maybe taxicabjesus had visited him before he was released? - [ ] Why is that? Because it sucks? To be you? See how it sucks to be you Daddy's got his butt groove back I know you'll all be glad to know that I am back home, safe and sound despite numerous attempts by Ignorant Mother Fuckers to wipe me out on the road today. I return bearing numerous gifts. My soulmate was quite successful in the Shopping Arena, laying waste to both displays and kiosks, driving her enemies before her and hearing the lamentations of their credit cards. The Celebratory feasting was quite pleasant and consisted of both pork and fowl. There were succulent tubers, fragrant fresh greens, a variety of sauces, breads and sweets. We quite enjoyed the spectacle of young muscular dark knights in colorful armor engaged in battle for our amusement. There were grievous injuries inflicted along with 'yardage' gained. In each conflict a knight was selected as the Emveepea which seemed to confer much honor. Between bouts of jousting we were entertained by scantily clad and buxom young lasses performing minor feats of gymnastics. Still, despite the fun, I am glad to be back in my own 'castle' so-to-speak. I look forward to sleeping in my own bed this evening and particularly shitting in my own toilet! You all however may feel free to shit in the common section below. It is the least I can offer for those less fortunate than I. CIVIL WAR? In my Empire? Well shit, have you seen what they want for pitchforks and torches down at Home Depot? Also, you know, the scheduling is a little tight and there is Dancing with the Stars. Plus we just ate all that Turkey so we're a sleepy right now. Not to mention The Empire$ Besides what the fuck do you care? Didn't you go and deport yourself or something? Sucks to be you then huh? People line up to legally make untraceable guns A long line of people snaked out of a North County machine shop on a recent Sunday. The customers were there to build a gun. The shop is busy because more people are finding out about the chance to build your own gun without having to go through any registration or government signups of any kind. It is possible because of the Gun Control Act of 1968. It reads, "an unlicensed individual may make a firearm," but also says it has to be for personal use and cannot be for sale or distribution. Team 10 purchased a piece of aluminum and watched as it was turned into a receiver for an AR-15 . . . a receiver that can have parts added to it, such as the trigger, the barrel, the stock and the magazine. Team 10 fired the AR-15 at a nearby range when the receiver was finished and it worked just fine. Sucks to be you But at least he isn't you, who it sucks to be You can't be sure it is done until you stick a knife in it and it comes out clean. With a little salt and a spoon Oh, you do know you don't eat the green part right? Well, most don't. Juggalos The demographic United Fools represents. HOLLA! They make people who scratch their ass then pick their nose seem cultured. I don't understand the part, ". . . the dudes aren't all that scary without their famous makeup" They're fucking clowns, I don't believe they're supposed to be scary. Clowns are supposed to make you laugh with their silly shit. It's one of those WTF things. It started as just a coincidence thing, the first day to get Christmas sales going. Then it got a name, "Black Friday", and gradually it has become a THING, 'the busiest shopping day of the year since 2005'. In a few years, I swear, It will be an Official Holiday and Hallmark will have us sending Happy Black Friday cards. If you want a picture of the future imagine an erect gay horsecock slapping against a human face -- forever. Metric or Imperial? How bout them Texans! How bout them Cowboys! WOOOOO-HOOOO It ain't just a game it's a way of LIFE! I don't care much for football DAMN I'M STUFFED LIKE A GORRAM TICK! Fuck me but that was some good food. But I had to excuse myself and retire to the room, this room, the one with my laptop setup on a TV Tray. I had to because my GOD they won't shut up. Anyway, the female portion of the family is in a tizzy because of some obscure holiday known as Black Friday soon will be celebrated. As I understand it this ritual usually occurs on Friday, but for some strange reason obviously having to do with the phase of the moon and %OBAMA% it will occur TONITE! And judging by the looks on the Women's Faces, THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED UPON THE STREETS. So, I think I will just sit back here with my coffee and chill with you guys if you don't mind. WIPO: Bigger Niscuit Ahhhhhhh, you must have been referencing this story. The Actually Factually True Story of Thanksgiving. TL;DR: Hippie Pinko-Commie Pilgrims invade Libertarian paradise. Realize Socialism sucks, become Capitalists and now All Your Base = The Empire. Proverbs 16:18 Proverbs 16:19 E'eryday I'm plunderin' plunderin' Aquire Insurance Light Match ???? PROFIT!!! Then why don't you stop doing that? It's not very cool at all. Oh and by-the-way you misspelled Woo, so, cool, and bullshit. You are welcome. You told us too much already REN FAIRE WEDDING That's you showing what an Ignorant Mother fucker YOU ARE. Jesus what a dumbshit. Do you have a label on your pants so you know what side goes in front? Do you wear a helmet? You should, what with you skiing so swiftly down the slippery slopes of stupidity. I bet you do. I bet you do indeed. My comment was with respect to your reply to Del not your typo of "Motheruckerism". You don't even realize what you are posting anymore. That damn bird of yours makes more sense than you. You should let it have your account. That tit for tat works so well for you last time it got you anon'd, may we hope for a repeat? Yes I forgot, you are so victimized. Unfairly handled on K5, unfairly treated by society-at-large, unfairly hindered by the Ignorant Motherfuckers of the world from reaching your true potential, unfairly judged and banned from University. Your life seems to be a case study in unfairness. For every Fat man in a red suit calling himself Santa you're going to have a greedy bastard playing the Grinch. Also The Empire wants your shit, goes and steals all the shits! now THAT is about the GAYEST thing I have heard all week. And I don't mean gay as in Oh that is so Gay. I'm talking Judy Garland, Interior Decorating, Hello Sailor! level Gay. "hand-milled in", why I can practically hear the flounce! "I didn't do it for the money." Of COURSE you didn't! There's a name for ladies that get naked in front of strangers for money! You do it for the sake of ART! It was incredibly unsexy Describes most strip joints I've been in. Better in Jail than spending Thanksgiving with the relatives! That is why, unlike many, I love Brussels Sprouts It's like biting into little human heads. Promoting Khemical Kastration for Kurons You just might fit in after all. I understand he still lives with his parents. Your parents are Vanderbilts? Hey, I'm sorry. I know it has to be rough if you fail so badly you have to live with your parents but it isn't really anything to be ashamed of. It's just how shit works out right? I mean even the great MDC had to move in with his mom and it was a good thing, he was able to marshal his forces and turn his life around. I guess it could be a lot worse. He Has Laugh Like Little Girl. I agree with a) b) I can't recommend it and I'm a sci-fi nut. I saw it in the theater and I was well this isn't really bad but I guess I was dazzled by the special effects. Later I watched it at home and I couldn't believe how bad it really was. Bits and pieces of it are cool to watch, they had some good ideas obviously but all hung together it is exceptionally stupid. One can only suspend disbelief so far. Put it this way, Prometheus makes Alien vs Predator look like The Godfather. Hell, Prometheus makes Mars Attacks! look like Citizen fucking Kane. I didn't mean to imply that Mars Attacks! was bad so much that Prometheus really was bad. Maybe I should have substituted Independence Day for Mars Attacks! What really sucks is that a few days ago Jon Spaights posted his original script before it was rewritten and reworked by Lindelof. The original would have made a much better film because the scientists actually behaved like scientists, Vickers has a military squad hidden away for when / if the scientists actually find something. Weyland isn't just looking for the fountain of youth but rather alien tech that he can exploit commercially. The familiar facehugger/chestburster makes an appearance in what would have been a fucking awesome scene. The original script had many more callbacks to the original Quadrilogy and just made more sense. A BARREL ROLL A BARREL ROLL Epic Cake Fail I really don't like cake. I am more of a pie person. However, periodically I like carrot or german chocolate cake. I should have just bought it frozen but it must have been destiny. Long story short I whipped up a truly beautiful and very tasty german chocolate cake. Of course I was quite proud and shared it with a number of people. This occurred fairly recently by the way. So where is the fail you ask? I'll tell you, I'm not sure exactly which ingredient it was, but evidently something was a bit past it's sale-by date. Everyone that ate even a small piece of that cake got the Hershey squirts. I have been banned from attending any and all church functions involving food in the future. Sorry you missed NUD That's a prime candidate for PLONK I'm down with Taco Bell Overlords just as long as they don't raise the Gas tax . . . Fucker was flat stupid for wearing a watch in the first place! Why didn't he just check the time on his fucking iPhone like any NORMAL human being? Watches are like so last millennium. Unless it's a Hello Kitty watch or a Swatch worn ironically. And boots? Seriously? No self-respecting person would be caught DEAD in boots this year! Clearly the guy has no sense at all and is definitely a TERRORIST TO FASHION! We all love your Momma too We love her long time. Derpunzel! Derpunzel! Let down your hair! Or I'll Herp and I'll Herp and I'll Derp your house in! I believe 'A fool who pretended to be smart' Should probably be carved on my tombstone one day. All this herping and derping is making my derp herp. It makes my heart glad to know that no matter how fucked up anyone is, K5 is always there for them. As for the chicks, I can't really blame them. You know, if the shoe was on the other foot we'd be telling you to not stick your dick in crazy so these fems are doing the smart thing not hooking up with someone seriously fucked up enough to end up in the mental hospital. I don't know if you are very attractive or smart so I don't know whether you are just being shallow or what but if you don't look like Clooney or as smart as Kernighan or have a wallet like Romney then you just ain't got room to talk. Instead of fucking around with such shallow criteria maybe you should be looking at women who are going to be there for you when you wig out and are able to deal with that shit. Otherwise just get used to being Forever Alone. Either way, as long as the servers are up we'll be here to tell you to go take a long hike in the hills. Peace! I guess if I had the answers I'd be rich or something. I just have a problem with "I consider the whole mating ritual shallow myself but I have to be shallow to be attractive to the widest audience possible." As an INFJ I think a person just has to be themselves and during the normal friction of everyday life you'll run into someone suitable. "Gotta have fun while you can right?" Right, that's that YOLO thing I keep hearing about? Well, if it's working out for you so far then carry on! So you're saying you don't use lube Rough customer eh? A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. IDK but you are definitely a Queen A Queen of most unusual talents. That is to say that it sucks to be you Mr. Edmund Bollocklapper. A place to Dump kuro5hit. We're talking about you behind your back right now. Seems to me they had way more than just a basic income. Sounds like they were making pretty good money but evidently not quite enough. WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE? HOUSE KEEPAH NOOKIE UND PLO CHOPS! I bet you did I bet it was. I gave myself a brownie Hope you don't mind. I am the walrus You are the Carpenter In the South after the war The Republican Party was made up primarily of Blacks and Poor Whites and they supported massive social reforms like Public Education for all children. Of course, that was then and this is now. Remember that the Democratic party was created by Andrew Jackson. I don't think he would recognize what they have done to it since then. Fascinating! Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon. The claim is http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2012/10/10/18387/000/11#11 But I suspect it is just some kind of way to build link karma or whatever these people do to get ranked high in the Googles. YOU SHOULD INVEST IN THE KB COMPANY Why should I invest money in a game when according to you the END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT is just around the corner? Shouldn't I continue to be stocking up on Gold, Ammunition, Food/Water, Robot Skeleton Army? So you would trade your sacred LIBERTY for a bike ride, eh COMRADE? You sell your soul to THE EMPIRE very cheaply. Four Amendments down only six more to go. A nice Ham is good too. Oh and don't go through your pantry and get all the crap you wouldn't eat in those bloated and rusted cans and donate it. Just because they're poor or whatever doesn't mean they need to eat shit. Fucking go to the store and get some fresh shit and donate that to your local food bank or maybe the store has a thing already packaged up. Might as well shit on the table and say GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHER FUCKERS From experience: And TASTY! Don't know how tasty slaves would be You know how, when you eat popcorn the hulls get in your teeth? Yeah. I'd rather eat the ass out of a menstruating skunk Life Cereal is a damn site better than tofu I do, it's called Stuffing covered in Giblet gravy with a side of Cranberry sauce and baked within a Real Turkey. I'll bet you did Yeah I love AMZN TOO! I LOVE getting my shit as soon as possible. Fuck them fuckers in the warehouse. They're all losers and deserve whatever they get. It's not like somebody twisted their arm to work there. They could just like, quit ya know and maybe go and work at Starbucks or something. Long as I get my instant gratification. Like those fuckers complaining about FOXCONN being all mean to their workers well HAH! Jokes on THEM! They will soon replace all their workers with ROBOTS so I can have my iPOS and those employees can be free to accept challenges and innovate on their own instead of being wage slaves. So is this Progesterone oil made from female fetuses or what? Do you put the babies in the blender head first or feet first? Do you have the females shipped in from China? You get them wholesale right? You're very welcome I think maybe we have a connection. Maybe we could get together sometime and Perfect Progesterone oil each other up? ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ! I am looking forward to this. The whole switching between three characters mid-mission is going to inform a lot of other games from here on out. It may or may not not be the best game evar but it is going to be damn interesting. Rockstar is still redefining shit. I know one thing, it won't be the same shit you played 100 fucking times before with just a bigger number tacked on at the end Yeah I think he is going to be the favorite Burning shit up and flipping people off. Still I think each dude is going to have special skills, weapons, vehicles and shit. Jealousy doesn't become you They'll have it on PC too just like the rest of them, well, except for RDR but I think that had to do with some legal shit with Capcom. Privateer??? Gonna fuck some Kilrathi UP! A Stupid Conservative Fails It Nothing of value was lost. My own state has over 65k idiots wanting us to secede from the United States because OMG! NIGGER IN THE WHITEHOUSE! I'd like to refer them to the sentiment displayed on their own bumper-stickers: 'AMERICA, Love it or Leave it!' and advise them not to let the door hit them in the ass on their way out. WHO YOU CALLIN A YANKEE? Bizarre http://news.yahoo.com/6-most-bizarre-freakouts-over-obamas-election-172956141--p olitics.html Congratulations Del! I am so glad that you were finally able to find rewarding work and you are such a Natural! They have such weird ads on late at nite, which is the only time I watch TV. Mostly though I am completely oblivious, I don't notice them at all at first but over time they kind of seep into my brain and I go WTF? Like there is this Drano ad airing all the time now. It has the chick being visited by these two burly bros and they're going to snake her drain and flush her pipe, yadda yadda. The double impact entendre is quite clear which makes me think, 'Damn if that bitches twat is as nasty as that fucking drain I hope them boys 'wrapped their pipes' twice with a hefty bag before tapping that shit. But let me tell you, there are a couple ads that I can relate to. Seriously I want to LIVE in this WORLD. I got to get me an ice maker like that one So, are there any ads that drive you nuts? Ones that you think are cool, or shit that makes you think what the holy mother of fuck? Post 'em if you got 'em. For THE EMPIRE$ LOL, music and weird costumes but no cyber-dogs There just is never any cyber-dogs. It got cancelled because the dumbass network gave it a shitty timeslot. It really was good but a lot of people that would have watched it never knew it existed until it came out on DVD. Unfortunately the movie they finally made, 'Serenity', sucked pretty badly. I don't know about Traveller but Whedon was riffing on an idea from Roddenberry. Roddenberry said that in order to get the network to greenlight StarTrek he told them it was 'Wagon Train in Space'. Nathan Fillian was flirting with the idea of getting the rights or whatever so they could continue to produce the show as webisodes or direct to dvd kind of thing but that was a couple years ago. There are still a number of fans of the show. I enjoyed the series but I'm a SciFi nut anyway. I also liked this series called 'Andromeda'. It stars Hercules (Kevin Sorbo) and features Lexa Doig as the Avatar of the AI running the starship Andromeda Acsendent. I think the shows are quite similar in many ways. I agree with the too much Western It would fit in just fine in some scenarios, people just getting started out in certain areas are going to go with what works and so it would be natural to have a frontier feel. But yeah, I think it was way overdone in most cases. From what I understand though there is no 'Jump' drive, no FTL travel in the 'Verse. Instead Whedon and Co just imagineered a system where the stars and planets were close enough that they could travel in regular time and space. I think Whedon said in an interview that in a western nobody ever says it's some-odd miles to Denver. Instead they just say well it's about a week by stagecoach or whatever. It's US networks that shaft sci-fi They just automatically think that it's going over the audience's head. Maybe they are right judging by what passes for quality tv here, (KEEPING UP WITH HONEY BOO BOO & DANCING WITH THE KARDASHIANS). Like fucking THE SCIFI channel first changing to SyFy and THEN ADDING WRESTLING? REALLY? I also think that what fucked up Andromeda was Kevin Sorbo. There was a lot of bullshit power games going on at the time and instead of being this really awesome ensemble show it started out as it soon became Hercules in Space. What can you do though? I hadn't ever heard of it Although I was able to noodle out the meaning once I realized it didn't refer to Lil Debbie which confused me a bit for a second there. Didn't that all start with 24? You know the whole 'rights? you don' need no steenkin' rights. If you is innocent you gots nuttin ta hide an if otherwise, well then . . . STOP RESISTING! I love it when the cyber-cop back at HQ, they call her up from the field and tell her to get something and she's like, well you know that IS kinda illegal, and they're all like WE NEED THE INFORMATION NOW, and she's all Oh, well I guess that makes it ok then let me just type in the magic skeleton key code and ok, I just hacked in to GENERIC UBER SECURE COMPUTER SYSTEM and here is all their twitter posts and facebook updates! Thanks girl! I don't know about that but it might just be able to break the Head of the CIA's email encryption. Oh, right . . . Admit it You're just reposting shit from your Facebook News Feed right? Time for Thunderdome How do they know? There could be a Super Gamma Ray from a Gamma Ray Burster headed this way right now and we wouldn't fucking know what hit us. It would be cool to watch from another Galaxy. All kinds of shit could happen in Space, in the Sun, in the molten center of the planet that could fuck us up before we knew that we were doomed. Not that I believe that 2012 bullshit anymore than I did the Y2K bullshit or the Rapture that was supposed to occur recently. Still they can't really say that shit won't happen either. That would be foolish. Seems like all them fuckers in DC ever have time to do is fuck and do dope. Limbaugh Was just at the bank and Rush was popping a gasket over this and says, "Too many Generals taking orders from their Privates these days." I Love Chris Matthews Now My friend on Facebook posted a lot of political stuff during the election, and one name I kept seeing was Chris Matthews. I thought, "He's pretty cute, in a Columbo kind of way but that's all." However, when I actually saw a video of him, yelling at the camera in that pre-pubescent voice, I realized I was in love. He's everything I want in a woman, and he looks so rumpled in a suit. Like he just came from a seven martini lunch. I think we'd get along splendidly. This is proof that I'm not just any shallow asshole. I'm a judgemental shallow asshole. Sure, Wolf Blitzer has that tickly beard, and Bill O'Reilly has his own Mexican but Chris Matthews has that wonderful tousled hair like a big drunk Dennis the Menace. Plus, Chris is a far better name than Bill. Maybe not as sexy as Wolf, but who cares anyways? Chris has that extra T in Matt Hews and you can never have enough t's. I would even suggest that he change his name to tChris tMatthews. It would make him so tBad tAss. Anyway, I'm getting all shit-faced up and now I'm going to watch The Man with the Iron Fists. So you know, browsing the net with IE on the 360 is a lot like taking a shit with your pants on. I mean technixcally it works but not something you might want to make a habit of. It reminds me a LOT of surfing on the little PSP when it came out. Perhaps Matthews & Maher could enjoy a nice bag-o-dick sucking party. He and O'Reilly had such a nice time sucking helium together on that Comedy Central telethon for ass burgers. +1 FP! TAKE ME To Another USELESS WEBSITE PLEASE You think it's all fun and games but it's dead serious baby, dead serious. Why does Google have a picture of a guy taking a shit on their search page? Just wondering . . . The dude that shoots lightening? MORTAL KOMBAT! It's Welsh Damn surprising they don't spell it Mweahhghgeaon or some shit. Yeah you're definitely no shallow asshole I'm sure your asshole is as deep and wide as they come. Don't blame us if you can't pour piss out a boot with the instructions written on the heel. DURR HOW DO I SHOT WEB? Go look on the Apple Store, maybe they got an app for that. It's a problem in nearly every community fucking homeless people congregate in the public library. They have comfortable couches, free reading material, free music, etc. Internet access. Best of all is the public restroom. I quit going entirely because of that reason. Whites are dying out because of the shitheads frying their brains on drugs and hiring prostitutes instead of doing like the brothers do where every male 15 and up has at least 3 - 4 baby mamas. Or the Latinos popping a damn beaner baby out like they was making fucking tortillas. The only white dudes even fucking trying these days are the Mormons. But they can't do it for the whole white race. I think they're only allowed to have sex on alternate Thursdays. It should become every white conservative libertarian's solemn duty from this day forward to try and impregnate each and every blonde, blue-eyed beauty that crosses his path. Then before you know it the bastards are hacking off your foreskin. Twats. Just get your friend to give you some of her starter. One day you might want to make your own starter but the first time you make sourdough just use someone else's starter. Feeding is just adding water & flour. It makes some bread that will make you want to slap your mama that shit is so fucking good. That's a tasty looking Baguette Both Bills remind me of that old rooster That rooster would fuck anything and everything. He fucked all the chickens, which was good that's what we got him for but, he didn't stop there. No sir, he fucked all the geese. Then he fucked all the ducks. I always said he was going to fuck himself to death one day. And one morning I woke up and there he was laid out in the barnyard. I fetched the muck shovel and went over there shaking my head. I said, 'I knew one day you were going to fuck yourself to death you old son-of-a-bitch' Bout that time he motions me to be quiet, points his beak up in the air and whispers, 'Shhhhh Buzzards'. Well sir, I took the flat of that muck shovel and brought it down so hard on that roosters head it smashed it flatter than a silver dollar on a railroad track. If there is one thing I can't abide it's a smart-ass talking cock. Urban Dictionary says it is something to do with bicycles and puke. EWWW I can see why I figured it would be something like that but their def is something we called a 'pump' when I was a kid. You know you got like three kids and two bikes then somebody would have to get pumped. And with the kids that weren't old enough to have real bikes then they would beg you for a pump. If you had a banana seat you would get more people wanting you to pump them because they could ride on the seat behind you. If you had a regular seat then whoever got pumped would have to ride on your handlebars. I imagine Meghan could get a pump from just about anybody she asked. OMG But wouldn't that have a chilling effect on free and open research? Shouldn't the EU just provide Greek citizens a Basic Income and challenges? Shouldn't the Germans be transporting Greeks to Challenge Camps where they can usufruct and innovate? Don't the Germans have facilities available for these people? I think that part of the problem with all this ECON talk is the value of Advertising. It's always about money this and prices that but that isn't the whole story. What I'm saying is that if you have enough to eat and a decent place to sleep and something to do when you're not eating or sleeping then there isn't much of an incentive to do any better. Perhaps what is needed is to import the culture into these other countries and the way to do that is advertising. I'm not talking about just selling jeans or something. I'm talking getting men to get the idea that their self worth, their machismo is intrinsically tied to their bank account. You have to infect them with the idea that unless they have this years model then they're just not measuring up. I think that the way to do this is by selling the women first. Get the women sold on the idea and then just like that apple in the Garden of Eden the guys may try to hold out as long as they can but it's just a matter of time. Eventually they'll be putting in 80 hr weeks, choking down antacid tablets and worrying about the Insurance, the mortgage, the car payments, tuition for the kids. Juggle your numbers all you want but if you want recovery then you got to get them fuckers motivated and you don't motivate a mule with a stick. You motivate a mule with a carrot. A nice shiny carrot with 4G wifi and quadrophonic stereo. A carrot that will let the ladies know that you're a mule that is going places. so what aren't the banks lying anyways? deficeits don't matter so austerity is a scam right? the goal is to have productive wage slaves to generate wealth. so give the lazy rats incentive to race. no one in the entire world needs an iphone/smartphone but everybody wants one. They see me trollin' Same with Catholics I'm sure there are many Catholics that are peaceful and go about their business without raping little kids. But of course you must realize that not all of them are like that. Can anybody tell me WHAT THE FUCK GOOD IS HAVING A PERFECTLY GOOD NUCLEAR ARSENAL IF YOU NEVER FUCKING USE IT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? STILL DON'T SEE A PROBLEM HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM THE LITTLE BITS OF MOUSE WE ARE LEAVING ALL OVER THE MIDDLE EAST ALREADY? Well you'll be happy to know I haven't taken a decent shit since October! Fuck it, play both Nothing is that good anymore You'll never again catch that rush you got when you were 14 and you stuck that cartridge in and were completely transported to another world, another universe. Too much shit going on, too many responsibilities, and we just know too much more. Didn't MS have a beta test awhile back They had some new scheme for their disks and they were testing if it would play on the older models. They sent out some FPS game like CoD or MoH in the new format to the beta testers. That was before the kinect style dash update I think but anyways I don't think they use the same compression scheme as regular dvds anymore. They'll also probably use a lower res on the Xbox and have it upscaled to 720p. Some tricks like that. I played the shit out of GTA 4 (hell still do jump on it from time to time) and I thought the GRFX were damn good on the 360. Then I got a PC version of GTA4 + EfLC on sale and I was all Damn, big difference. That wasn't even on what you would call a 'gaming' rig. Definitely going to be playing 5.0. I'm not pre-ordering that shit or standing in line on release day but I reckon I'll have a copy in the drawer before long. People who complain about their Hard-Earned Dollar generally know nothing of Hard-Earned. But you can't tell them anything. Just like some folks refuse to take responsibility for their failures and move forward there will be folks that act like spoiled three year olds thinking that by helping others they somehow diminish themselves. I only pray that people like that never experience a life-altering catastrophe where they are unable to earn those dollars and become reliant on others for their welfare. The best laid plans of mice and men aft gang agley. How do we create holodecks the quickest? By creating demand in the mind of consumers that the only way to truly experience the EPIC AWESOMENESS of the NEW DISNEY-LUCASFILM STARWARS VII is in an IMAX Quality 4D HoloDEC with DOLBY 9.3 Immersound NOW WITH TACTILE INPUT. The only thing that Basic Income creates is a demand for more Cheetos, Madden and Bud Light. It's overrated I've received a basic income since I was 14. Of course they call it a paycheck but a rose by any other name . . . Anyway, fuckers take shit out when they give it to you and if that ain't enough, once a year they want some more. Yeah, basic income is bullshit. What you need is that good premium income with the bonus packages. That shit is sweet. That sounds like an extremely nasty STD 'So what did the doc say?' 'My life is over man, doc said I got a bad case of herp.c' 'Fuck man, I'd rather have Ebola AIDS Cancer than fucking herp.c' You should go to a doctor You sound like you have contracted a case of herp.c THE ERECTION IS OVER GOD DAMN IT LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT REALLY MATTERS LIKE DRINKING, SMOKING, FUCKING, & SUCKING. TECHNOLOGY AND CULTURE AND TRENCHES FUCK POLITICS FUCK IT LIKE NATALEE HOLLOWAY'S BLOATED CORPSE! Obamaphone Get your Obamaphone. Romney phone: "If you're looking for free shit, I ain't your guy." It's Not a Traditional America anymore, people want stuff. They want things. ... And they want stuff. Basic Income! Free Weed! Deficits don't matter! Hey Obama! Where's my free iPad, my fawty acres and muh mule, Be-otch Yep, we got our (SUBWAY) Bread and our (Dancing with the Stars) Circuses. Now about that war in . . . OH LOOK, NEW BABY iPADS! THEY'RE SO CUTE! Lucky bastard I mean waaah! He didn't have to deal with the boiled water enemas or having his penis scrubbed with brillo pads and washed with alcohol and hydrogen peroxide. You should offer to swap butt plugs you know, to break the ice. Do it for Jesus. The Empire Strikes Back We can all take solace in the fact that somewhere, somewhen, in some alternate parallel timeline Romney won by a landslide. A timeline probably much like this one. Damn near as big as Canada And you can see the Kremlin from Wasilla. Oh shit, did I just get deleted and self abused? Did you see her and Rove on Fox after the results came in? She must have said 'I can't believe . . .' like twenty times. Her and Rove looked like they were suffering from PTSD. We need uniters not dividers we need to cut these fanatics on the outer edge of both sides. The ones that automatically think that if it helps the 'other side' even a bit then it means a loss for 'our side'. I honestly wouldn't mind a test for voting eligibility. I wouldn't mind at all if one had to demonstrate a minimum understanding of the process rather than let people vote who get their political information primarily through facebook and email FWDs. Socialist! Honey Boo Boo vs Suri Cruise in 2016! You got off easy Think about all of your fellow Americans still locked up for possessing a plant. At least you still have your freedom to run nekkid in the woods. You always circle back to 'It wasn't my fault' Just sack up man, admit that you fucked up and move on. It's water under the bridge and out to sea by now. Just let it go man. It's done, it's over with Time to move forward. So what is it you're looking for? You want a public apology? You want the Uni to draft a press release saying they're sorry trane, they fucked up. Here, come back to school free of charge? Maybe they should just hand you a degree and a fat roll of cash for your troubles? What do you expect? And let's say you got it. Would it be enough? Could you move on with your life then or would you still be bitter and anti-social? Would it make any difference? I believe he is trying to be sarcastic McNugent: I'm buying guns and ammo! Obama: I'm offering healthcare! ergo Trane: If someone offers you healthcare you should shoot them. Har-de-Har-har. My wit is like unto a rapier! Democracy Did Not Fail To you newspeople at CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC. To you journalists at the New York Times, the Washington Post, at newspapers all over America. You did it. You won. You were able to get Barack Obama his second term. You knew that if you told the American people the truth, they would not have reelected this man. Americans don't vote to reelect a commander-in-chief who abandons our soldiers and agents and ambassadors when they're under enemy fire. But you, confident that you are much wiser than the American people, you decided we had no reason to think about this during the election. When Romney questioned Barack Obama's statements about Benghazi, you shouted him down. He learned his lesson -- if he made an issue of it, you would merely attack him and distract the public from Obama's wrongdoing. You knew that Obama lied to cover up this culpable negligence, and then lied about lying. You had the video, CBS, which you could have aired immediately after the second debate, exposing him for the liar that he is. Instead you held it back until two days before the election, when other stories predominated. And all the rest of you -- you gave it minimal mention, you played it down, you treated it as nothing, though you know that if you had caught Romney in such a lie two days before the election, you would have played that footage continuously and condemned his lies in tones of shocked outrage. Barack Obama is still a liar -- you didn't change that, you merely hid it. Barack Obama is still the selfish, cowardly commander-in-chief who abandons American public servants -- you didn't change him, nor did you give him any reason to change. When Hurricane Sandy devastated a part of America, you showed Barack Obama only in a favorable light. Even though his administration, his FEMA, did at least as badly as the Bush administration did after Katrina, and with far less excuse, you did not run endless coverage of the people's suffering, the way you did with Bush. We have an exact comparison now. We know that you air negative video and print negative stories only when you don't like the president involved; when you support the president, when he's on your team, you downplay the negatives, you find other people to blame. You become "impartial." Only Bush was held accountable for storm damage, as if he had godlike powers and failed to use them. Barack Obama has no accountability, not if we depend on you to call him to account. Obama can withhold documents requested by a Republican House, and you tell the story, or refuse to mention it, as if the Republicans were mere partisans playing political games. (But we remember: When a Republican president withholds documents from Congress under a claim of executive privilege, you treat that as a constitutional crisis and never miss an opportunity to remind your audience of how the Republican president is trying to hide things from the public and deny the public their right to know.) There are still a few real news outlets -- a few reporters, a few stations, a few newspapers, and one cable news network that remember what journalism used to mean. You have to attack Fox News and sneer at them and accuse them of bias, don't you -- because they're actually doing the job you merely pretend to do. They shame you by their genuinely balanced coverage, so you have to lie and accuse them of being what you are: ideological hacks, providing propaganda in order to advance a cause, while hiding the unhelpful truth. So let me ask you a question, here in front of everybody. I know you won't answer it, but I also know you will have to think about it, once I lay it out. And, thinking about it, you may actually change your behavior -- or get out of a profession that you have disgraced. Here's the question, you journalists, you newspeople: If Barack Obama had a propaganda minister with the power to shut you down if you ran stories that embarrassed him or his administration, would your station, your network, your newspaper, your magazine still be in business? If America had a Joseph Goebbels who would arrest any journalist who reported anything that would make the administration look bad, did you write or say or report anything during this election campaign that would have put you inside a jail cell? Everybody at Fox News would have been jailed, and Fox News would have been shut down. But you already do everything you can to get people not to listen to Fox, so the actions of such a propaganda minister would merely make official what you already try to accomplish by other means. Don't you dare say I'm lying or exaggerating, because the Democrats did try to shut down conservative talk radio, and you supported them in that effort, allowing them to get away with calling the proposed action "fairness." You go along with the big lie every day. You did it obviously and openly in these last weeks before the election, allowing Barack Obama to conceal, cover up, lie -- all because, like good obedient party flacks, you knew that nothing was more important than keeping the Beloved Leader in power. If Barack Obama were a dictator with the power to control the media, you would not have to change your news coverage in any way. But hey. You won. Your Beloved Leader was reelected, and the only price you had to pay was supporting him in his lies and coverups, in his repeated unconstitutional refusal to provide Congress with documents they have a legal right -- nay, duty -- to examine. It's all in a good cause, right? Truth means nothing to you; only keeping the Beloved Leader in power matters, right? Now America has only two choices. One choice is for the Republican House to investigate Benghazi, struggling to expose the truth about Barack Obama's high crimes and misdemeanors, both in his culpable negligence during the attack on our consulate, and in his repeated lies afterward to try to conceal his malfeasance. You will, of course, support the Beloved Leader in his stonewalling, his refusal to supply documents. You will treat all his lies as if they were not lies; you will ignore the story as much as possible, calling it "old news." Above all, you will attack the Republican Congressmen as you attacked Kenneth Starr, making them pay such a high price for trying to do your job and uncover the truth that they may well give up. You know, the way you all fell in line to attack Romney for criticizing the administration's response to the attacks on our embassy and consulate. On the other hand, inside the military, the CIA, and the State Department, there are a lot of angry public servants who now understand that the Beloved Leader does not care about them, that he will abandon them to our enemies, that he will not protect them from terrorists if it isn't politically useful to him. These disillusioned, angry people will make sure that the evidence is given to the Republicans in the House, and the genuine reporters at Fox News, and the real journalists scattered here and there across the country, and the bloggers on the internet who are unafraid of the truth. Oh, you'll sneer at or vilify them all, when they do your job and tell the truth about the Beloved Leader. Still, it's possible that we will be able to impeach this lying incompetent president that is getting a second term only because of your cooperation with his lies. It's possible that we can undo the damage you have done. But far more likely is the other alternative -- that, faced with your monolithic groupthink, your insistent flacking for the Beloved Leader, your dishonesty that is equal to his dishonesty, your emulation of Pravda, the Republicans in Congress will give up, Fox News will drop the story, it will all go away, and the Beloved Leader will continue in power. Then, when his appeasement of our enemies results in a nuclear explosion in Tel Aviv ... When more and more Al-Qaeda-style attacks kill more Jews and more Americans around the world ... When Obama's incompetent and anti-scientific economic policies have the consequences that such policies always have, and the American economy collapses under the weight of debts and entitlements ... When Obama's crushing policies result in American healthcare sinking to the low level of service, the endless waiting lists, the needless death and suffering in the name of "fairness" that already afflict Europeans and Canadians ... When the burden of ever-steeper taxes moves capital and industry and innovation to other countries ... Will you step forward and take responsibility, and say, "We should have known; in fact we did know, but we did not tell you"? Will you accept accountability for your lies and omissions in support of the Beloved Leader, for your slanders of the opponents of the Beloved Leader, for your having put your ideology and group loyalty above any notion of truth and honor? That list of bad things -- we might get lucky. Some of those bad things might not happen. After all, there are still plenty of good people trying to keep us safe and make things work well. The Beloved Leader isn't one of them, but he thinks he is, and so he might actually learn something and change his policies. It's possible, though it hasn't happened even once during the first four years of his reign. Or Israel might take care of the Iranian nuke for us. Jews aren't going to sit still for another holocaust, even if the intellectuals of the world -- including you -- have re-embraced fashionable anti-semitism, this time under the name "anti-zionism" or "anti-neo-conservatism." Or the Muslim world, which is just as burdened as the rest of us by these fanatics, these murderers, these terrorists, might finally do the right thing and stop funding and protecting them. Or we might hold on until the elections of 2014 wipe out the Democratic majority in the Senate and give us a Congress that will undo the damage done by the Beloved Leader's long-since-proven-wrong economic policies. All kinds of good things might happen. But not because of anything you did. Democracy only works when the people have enough true information to make their own choices. But when somebody decides that an informed public might not make the right choice, and so withholds from them the information that would lead them to make "mistakes" and elect the "wrong people" -- well, we don't actually have democracy, do we? We have rule by an elite that makes our decisions for us, and keeps us from knowing information that "isn't good for us." Because you know best, don't you? You and your friends who all think alike and hate and fear anyone who thinks differently from you -- while priding yourselves on "tolerance." You will dismiss what I'm saying here as "bitterness" because my candidate did not win the election. What you don't get is that he was not my candidate. He was merely the only choice left to me, once I understood that the Beloved Leader is the most incompetent and untrustworthy commander-in-chief that America has ever had. Once I understood that the Beloved Leader will lie about decisions of his that killed people, and that you would help him cover up his high crimes and misdemeanors -- then whom else could I turn to, but the candidate the Republicans offered to replace him? By sheer luck, the Republicans transcended themselves and offered us a decent, intelligent, moderate, honest man of proven ability. But you helped support the Beloved Leader in his lies and attacks on that decent man, and enough people believed those lies and attacks that the Beloved Leader held onto power. Next time the Republicans will probably offer one of their usual clowns. But then we'll take him gratefully, because by then we'll be fed up with the consequences of the ideologically-driven, arrogant, dishonest Beloved Leader that you foisted on us. So yes, CBS, CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC, New York Times, Washington Post, and all the rest of you in the Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda: You won. But we know you now. We know just how low you'll go, how compliant you will be with the Beloved Leader. Just because brown-shirted thugs aren't beating your opponents in the streets doesn't mean you aren't every bit as much the enemies of democracy as any Nazi or Bolshevik ever was. Telling us the truth and letting us make informed decisions -- that was your job. That's why the press gets special protection in the Constitution. That's why you're called "the fourth estate." Democracy did not fail us in the presidential election of 2012. You did. - Orson Scott Card You forgot about Dre I hope you brought enough to share with everyone in the class Mr Debbie. Jesus told me to love him as I love myself. yes, he signed the bill but who wrote the bill in the first place? gobama doesn't operate in a vacuum. he don't just dictate law. some bunch of fucks in the congress write that shit out and send it to him and he signs it or he don't. On the otherhand, i'm curious how he's going to handle CO now. is he going to be sending in dea after poor fucks obeying the legal law or what? i'm interested in seeing how that will play. i'm glad romney didn't win and dismantle the us to sell on the open market. i also hope y'all get taxed till you bleed so trane can have his basic income. we're in the NEW economy now, it's all about CHANGE. so . . . can you spare some change brother? I need it to pay for my legally required health insurance. Shit ain't legal in TX but they still deal and DEA can't keep up. What I'm interested in is the court cases where you got a CO native obeying the state law but getting jacked up by the FED. That is what will be interesting. If there isn't any shit crossing state lines then it shouldn't be none of their business. But it still will be interesting. Yeah the chronic is out of the bag and the gays are out of the closet. There will be resistance but just a matter of time before gay marriage and smoking pot are non-issues and as illegal as miscegenation. Don't forget to carpet bomb FL, AL, MS & LA Don't worry bout Texas. We get hurricanes but we don't really give a shit. They're good for washing the homeless out of Galveston and giving the ship channel a good blowing out. Hurricanes are a natural part of our Earth They serve an important purpose of ditributing heat and energy in the sea and atmosphere. storms also mix nutrients into the sea needed by the very base of our planetary food chain. if you stop them then you risk something much worse. I would recommend doing something like forest fires. We have controlled burns that serve the purpose of a major forest fire but without the damage. Let's figure a way to have a controlled storm. Something that would serve the same purpose but perhaps redirect it and maybe if possible bring the rain to areas where it would be of benefit. Our preacher several years back used to get this idea across by making the congregation think of bananas. Imagine, you get fresh banana every morning. It's great, keeps you from starving. After awhile you're eating banana bread, banana surprise, banana casserole, banana loaf, fried banana, baked banana, boiled banana, BBQ banana. . . Will it be someone you could maybe sit down and have a beer with? Start two threads T1: In this thread post pics of your Boobies if you support Obama! T2: In this thread post pics of your Boobies if you support Romney! () () () () PROFIT! Perhaps he just meant it as an interesting observation. Hasn't everyone voted already? What the hell are they waiting for? I don't know if they count the early ballots or wait till E-Day. I'm sure media reporting would affect turn-out, when Rather called it early that one time (based on erroneous info) it made a difference in west coast turnout. Same with exit polling. Of course I'm cynical enough to believe The Empire already knows and has known for some time. "Night of the election, you may feel a slight sting, that's pride fuckin' wit you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you're kickin' it in the Caribbean you're gonna say to yourself, "Marsellus Wallace was right." On the sixth of November, your ass goes down. Say it." "On the sixth, my ass goes down." It's perfectly ok to type it. But if you actually say "El Oh El" and "Oh Em Gee" in real life conversation then yeah. He's definitely going to do that right after he puts a $50 tax on each bullet sold, makes Islam the national religion, and makes it mandatory for each citizen to have at least one homosexual encounter. Oh and sends all our jobs to China and sodomizes your dog. That's some of the problem right there There are a mess of folk around that remember when a black man knew his place in the world, when homos stayed in the closet where they belonged and women had big hair and big skirts and it just chaps their ass that some nigger has the NERVE to try and run the country, that queers are dancing in the street and the women not only wear fucking PANTs but expect to get treated like they was equal or something. Move in with Crawford's mom You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise, k31. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, k31. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, k31? So can you dyke out the fan? Cover the vent? Git R' Done! Fuck a fan if it fucks up your muffins. Nothing quite as bad as a fucked up muffin. Fuck cake, I'd rather eat pie. But a nice warm oven fresh muffin . . . Affect Temp I'm sure it would but the fan is for creating convection currents, right? so if you can disable it temporarily it's just going to act like a regular oven. I don't know, maybe get a bigger thing to put the muffins in so they don't have the air blowing over them and put THAT in the oven like the Dutch. You may have to cook a bit longer or something maybe. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Our washer & dryer is in the kitchen what's wrong with it? Also they run on natural gas, you have any problems with that? I don't generally cook and wash at the same time so I hardly see what you're talking about. However, I'm sure that someone that lives out of a suitcase is an expert on matters of proper laundry. I stand chastised and corrected. You're welcome to check out any time you like, Troll account You post only to provoke a response, all that Basic Income stuff, usufruct, social awkwardness, deficits don't matter bullshit. It's just your own flavor of crapflooding. IHBT IHL IWHAND Living is bad for you Kill Yourself Also, "like lifting the thing by its fairly shallow neck by my fingertips" <- Stop doing that. Hel yeah, and he could do tech support like nobody's business. "Hello, Thank you for calling Big Box Tech Services, my name is Matt Gandi, how am I to be helping you today?" they did vegas mostly desert and some old burn out drunks. parasailing off the Luxor was cool. What we need is GTA:Houston, lots of fun. Rednecks, wetbacks, The Bush Family. Big Drug, Big Oil, and Big Space Programs. Hey, Ron Paul could even be a character in the game. Big Trucks, Rodeo, Confederate Air Force. It would be a blast. No, Next question. The Ouroboros I fucked the sherrif Fucked him real slow. But I did not fuck his deputy. From the desk of: Attorney Larry "Do you all hear a Drone?" Klayman Imma laugh muh lazors off when you get sued by a helicopter mom because her fat little snowflake bruised his ankle on them stairs you neglected to repair. Only the BEST for our Kuro5hin Halloween is one of the better holidays a) You aren't guilted into buying bogus happy Halloween hallmark cards. b) It isn't really an all day holiday it is primarily an Evening thing. c) the Adult portion and children's portion is separated somewhat. The kids go trick or treating before dark and then the Adults go out to play. d) Abuse of alcohol is encouraged. e) FREE CANDY! f) Slutty cosplay HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! Were they rich young white people? If not then very few will be interested. Does this mean copyright gets extended another 250 years so Disney can recoup their investment? Does this mean that Pixar will do all the new SW releases now? 'Golly Gee Whiz Chewbacca, that looks to me like some real bad Empire hombres.' 'What's that you say? You don't like the Empire much, well me neither ol Chewie ol boy! SAY! Here comes our friend Jar Jar Binks and the Princess! I think it's time to sing the Star Friends song . . .' The Ouroboros HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHOHOAHHOAhah oh, good one! the program needs to ask itself, "who did James marry" What about Jane and Victoria? What if Colin's daddy was a deadbeat crackhead that raped Victoria? What if James found out through DNA testing that he was NOT the daddy and Leroy Johnson the Pool Boy was? What if Victoria had a sex change and became Victor then who is Colin's daddy? Or if Victoria was married to James but had been having an incestuous affair with her father? Who's your daddy now? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Then you have in vitro fertilization test tube babies, crazy bitches that collect used condoms, etc. and don't forget the virgin birth of Jesus. Shouldn't the node hold the information of who its parents are at the time it is created? I don't know, I'm an idiot it just seems like there isn't much that could be learned this way and it wouldn't be able to answer any really interesting questions. Plus it seems you have to keep tweaking shit all the time and if so what is the point? We have met the aliens and they are us. Of course that would be cool to get pictures from Curiosity rolling up to a cave and into the cave and finding thousands upon thousands of eggs up in there. On Mars, everyone can hear you scream and scream and gurgle and POP! Happy Halloween mother fuckers. Remember, you can wear that clown suit tomorrow and not have to worry about washing the blood out of it. HEY KIDS! FREE CANDY! Fucking LOL! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User re reading this comment http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2012/9/3/20038/16331/12#12 which was TL;DR in the first place but NOW with the benefit of hindsight I'm looking at this part (emphasis mine): "The one person that I Damn near led to call the police, though, was the FUCKING LIBRARIAN. She actually started shouting at me! I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING! Eventually I clued in to the fact that the reason she volunteered for that particular branch is that it gets very few patrons. I figured she must be quite lonely so I chatted her up for several hours, thereby totally destroying her Serenity. After that, I was as silent as a mouse for the remainder of the stay. I did bid her farewell; by that time she had recovered to the point that she was happy for a VERY BRIEF CHAT, and to say she looked forward to seeing me again. I'm not dead certain as of yet, but I think the chances are quite good that A Fair Lady that resides in this community is looking forward to doing it like a crazed weasel with me. Not likely tomorrow, but REAL SOON NOW. "Would you like to watch the sunset from the beach with me this evening?" Followed by: "I have a tent hidden back there where no one has a clue because it's so covered with overhanging trees, far enough away from anyone that no one will hear you scream as I make both your nipples stand up." PERHAPS YOU CAN SEE WHERE I AM GOING HERE. Have Trojan Magnums - I'm Hung, You See - But NOT Trojan Magnum XLs - Not Like A Horse, You See." I'm wondering if maybe sexual assault wasn't involved in his charges this time? Even if he meant it in the best possible way If some homeless dude with a history of mental illness was just chatting up some busy-body that HE thought was giving him the go ahead and he says, 'Hey baby, why don't you follow me to my tent over there where nobody can hear your screams as I . . .' etc. etc. If she freaked and then with his prior history with the authorities when they showed up that could end up in EPIC misunderstanding. I don't believe we nuked Japan either I mean, seriously, one bomb took out a whole city? yeah right. And supposedly we did it twice and never again? We never once thought to drop a couple in the mountains of Afghanistan to fuck over the Talibananas and AlQueerda? I don't think it ever happened. Just some propaganda to prop up The Empire. o_O ! You understand they're all the same dude trane=donnalee=edmundblackadder the trane acct still posts but never comments because it would break his perfect 10000 comment # the donnalee acct got banhammered for doxing I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Moar like whining like a pussy with his balls in your mouth. You vastly overestimate your 'wit' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That is neither what I said nor implied You are correct. We are. Pretty much Is this Diary your way of saying YOU WANT TO FUCK A SHEEP? Oh mee-ow! You've really extended the claws tonite I see. Get her number and send her pics of the day I'm sure she would appreciate that very much. Particularly the tentacles. You'll make such an endearing philatist though. Better than bonsai as a hobby for a single dude. The utility trucks just rolled out this afternoon I hope they don't get lost. I reckon they'll make it as far as Branson and stop for the shows, then realize they didn't bring their passports and wonder how they'll get across the Mason-Dixon. Dude, next time don't get so crazy with the freon. That's some serious A/C right there. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Men fought and died so you could have the freedom to vote and you going to give up because you can't be bothered to find a piece of fucking paper. Shit, The fucking EMPIRE. We deserve it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Well yeah,they just didn't realize it at the time. They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance, by lying supinely on our backs, and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. Three millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations; and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitableand let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come. It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peacebut there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You got some 'splainin to do mister. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Why would God double post? A perfect omniscient God would know what he wanted to say and only post once and it would be the perfect post. Why would God post in a Diary? Surely an all-powerful God would post to the queue and HIS post would be so perfect that it would be immediately posted to FP? I can already understand why God would post to K5. You have to go where the prospects are. It's why you never see Jesus in church. Those folks are already sold. Everytime somebody tells me they Found Jesus, I say, "o yeah? where at?" They say, "At the County Lockup" or "In the alley downtown where I woke up after a six-day drunk" I noticed you covered up that whole Christ was married scandal. It was all over the news for a day or so then BAM, like it never happened. I reckon Godhood has some perks to it. Myself I couldn't do it. Being pretty much 'On call' 24/7/365 would really burn a guy out. Plus some of your 'groupies', man. They make the Juggalos look intelligent. I guess the one thing that really gets me though is the cannibalism. You know Drink my Blood, Eat my Flesh! thing. I'd rather have a steak medium and a glass of red if it's all the same to you big guy. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's always the case, these Gods, they're all, yeah sign up here and life will become an everlasting orgasm but shun me and I will roast you like a marshmallow or visit some other awful affliction upon you or whatever. If they're Gods then why all the threats? Why can't it be all, Hey follow me and you get delicious ice cream. If you don't then no ice cream for you? Rather than, follow me and you'll get 72 flavors of delicious ice cream, if you don't then I will sandpaper your tongue and pour habanero sauce down your throat! What's up with THAT shit Mr Pnarp? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Not while I wield my Holy Zapper of Bugfucking and my +5 Potion of Deet. If that weren't enough I also come fortified with my blessed Citronella candles. Bring forth your vile horde of boring nose-beetles, your vagina infested centipedes, flies that bite rain and malarial mosquitoes. They will reap naught but death and destruction. You should do an "IAMA DEITY AMA" I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I was paddled didn't get me interested in BDSM if that is what you're saying. I took the paddle because I knew if I let them call my parents my dad would beat me. You could do things like that in those days. Sure either way you end up getting hit. But the VP wielding a paddle didn't leave welts & bruises. If you want to know more about BDSM I would just ask localroger. Everybody calls him a pedo on account of that book but he has made it clear that he's into the whips and chains. I think he'd welcome the opportunity to educate & enlighten you. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Ah, well, Me neither I get what you mean now. In the Playboys and shit there is the standard trope of the buxom young lady bent over the old man's knee getting spanked. The whole 'I've been a bad boy (or girl) maybe you should spank me', etc. Yeah, I never understood that either. Of course, I never have got the whole Anal Sex thing either. I don't knock it. If that's what floats a persons boat more power to 'em. To me it just seems extremely uncomfortable for everyone involved. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User This blew my mind I had no idea. I went in non-traditional to get my degree because of military service. In my CS courses there were two asian dudes that I thought were Taiwanese. We had several students from Taiwan, India, all over. They were nice guys and smart as hell. We did some projects together and I even had them over to the house. I was just amazed though when they told me that they were Chinese nationals. They came over here to learn and get their degrees and then they go back to their Fatherland and they already have a position waiting. I'm not talking an entry level job either. I'm talking high level positions in Industry and Government. The Chinese govt paid their tuition, their books, gave them a stipend for food and essentials. They were expected to get a part time job, preferably TA to make up for the rest and keep up their grades. Talk about your Basic Income and Challenges! I asked them if the US govt tracked them, or if they had to report in or anything. No, they moved about freely and had no restrictions on where they went or what they did. I mean, sure, China isn't an enemy but I mean, They're COMMUNISTS. They're over here soaking up our KNOWLEDGE and good old American Know-How. Taking pictures for christ-sake of our most hallowed landmarks. No telling how many of them are over here at any one time either. Like sleeper agents ready to be activated at a moments notice. No telling what those boys did when they graduated either. Those two guys that I invited into my home might at this very moment be designing and implementing cyber attacks against our own infrastructure. When you put it into perspective, who gives two shits about some mexican wetbacks scamming a buck or two from the food stamp program? What the fuck kind of threat do a bunch of fruit-pickers pose to our great nation? On the other hand we have these mysterious and inscrutable Chinese nationals hiding in PLAIN sight in our most august institutions. And THEY HAVE NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES! They aren't a bunch of towel-wearing camel jockeys trying to spin centrifuges, they already know how to fry the bacon! IT IS INSANE! INSANE I TELL YOU! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I dunno bout your thread but they closed a lab in Houston recently after it turned out none of the tests were correct. Basically if they got a test they just said looks positive to me! So what's up? You been smuggling that China White or Opium or what? We know it's a frame up. Political character assassination. As a kuron we know that you are a sober pillar of your community. We kurons represent the best and brightest of humanity. Morally upright and temperate in behaviour. We stand as a shining example to all mankind. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Good Job on the Transgender You sound like a whiney bitch already. Now get your ass in the kitchen and make me a sammitch, and when you come back bring me a beer. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Don't underestimate the Smarties. Although they can get under your skin sometimes. There may be More Smarties than a fool knows what to do with. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Wookies exist on the boundary of acceptable furrydom. Just to the far side of cute asian girls with cat ears. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Why does one keep alcohol in the fridge? Afraid it will spoil? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Matt 25:35 I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User This is a good law In prison, one way for the inmate to indicate that he is willing to engage in homosexual encounters is to wear his pants such that the buttock area is clearly visible. However, since they are restricted from walking around in such a fashion without getting written up and facing discipline, homosexual inmates will let their pants 'sag' making their underwear and buttock area visible. The behaviour spread to the outside where young gay men can let their pants sag to indicate to potential gay partners that they are available for gay sex. It is a good thing that your state is doing what it can to disrupt the homosexual agenda in this great country. The Land of the Free and Home of the Brave is no place for Homosexuals. The intolerance shown by gays toward normal heterosexual god fearing people can not be indulged by a fair-minded government. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Did you play it (Moral) Sneaky Pete No Killing or were you (Evil) Blood for the Blood God? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User LOL, Trane is all 3 of Dorothy's Wiz of Oz Posse If he only had a brain, a heart, and courage. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Thanks for owning up to that I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You wouldn't have so much trouble with ED if you had a little more self-esteem. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Hi ROR I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User RX for Edmund Trane Donna Lee Blackadder Qty: 10 Bullets Dir: TAKE ONE BY MOUTH AS NEEDED FOR PAIN No Generic Substitutions Try to get paid this time BEFORE the company gets raided by the Fed! LOL Good Luck though. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Didn't you used to be a career Help Desk Tech? or am I misremembering shit again? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User So uh what did you do with all those chips dude? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That's what I told my wife I said the guy must be drunk out of his mind to want to steal casino chips. I guess maybe he thought he could sell them to dumbass tourists or something. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Horses and Bayonets We have these things called aircraft carriers, planes land on them. More OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN, VOTE FOR US BECAUSE IT'S A BIG SCARY WORLD AND THOSE CENTRIFUGES ARE SPINNING, TEN THOUSAND CENTERFUGIES ARE SPINNING AS WE SPEAK! from the Right Oh yeah, we need to get our kids and teachers and parents together. Just get rid of those damn unions, hey we can hire them Latin 'Mericans to teach, they work cheap and they have those time zone thingies. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User THIS FALL FIRE THEM ALL ROMNEY GONNA LABEL EM ALL, PUT IN A POKE`BALL CHINESE STEALIN' E'RYBODY JOB DON'T FUCKIN INTERRUPT ME BOB TERRISTS ARE GRINNIN WHILE CENTERFUGIES SPINNIN BASTARDS GONNA RUN IN AND NUKE US ALL! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I LOVE TEACHERS! WE ALL LOVE TEACHERS MITT I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User GOOD NIGHT K5 I HOPE ERYBODY FDRUNK DEBATE WAS ENTERTAININ AS HELL NOT THAT I THINK THEY'LL MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE. MINDS ARE MADE UP AND HAVE BEEN. UNDECIDED? SHIT, THEY JUST WANT ATTENTION. BUT GOD DAMN, BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN TEN THOUSAND CENTERFUSES SPINNING HORASES AND BAYONETS THAT'S A BUNCH OF MALARKY ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? I'MMA GO WATCH FOX NOW AND SEE WHO ONE IF THEY SAY THEY'RE GUY KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK THEN ROMNEY WON IF THEY SAY OBASMA WAS A RUDE UNEDUCATED BASTARD THEN OBAMA WON LIL DEBBIE IS RIGHT BOUT ONE THING WE THE PEOPLES ALL PROLLY DONE LOST EITHER WAY. FUCK IT IF WE CAN SURVIVE LBJ NIXON CARTER FORD WE CAN PROLLY GET THROUGH ANYTHING. REAGON WAS A GREAST PRESIDENT AND SO WAS CLINTON. BUSH JR, WHAT THE FUCK WERE Y'ALL THINKING? HE'S FROM TEXAS, YOU ALREADY KNOW HE'S FULL OF SHIT. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WHO WON THE DEBATE DEBATE THE WON WHO ONE I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User During the post game Anderson Cooper was all, 'BUT The MARINES, they STILL use Bayonets and can do marvelous, magical, things with them! Have you SEEN a marine lately? In their uniform so handsome and so virile, they can hold you up in the air with one hand and twirl you on their bayonet with the other. <sigh> I do SO love a man in uniform.' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You could go out to Red Rock Canyon and hike around nekkid. Didn't y'all get some rain lately? Maybe the creeks up in there will have water in 'em. You could talk to squirrels and hide from other park visitors. Lots of Kurons seem to enjoy the shit out of hiking. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Damn, sorry about that. Jesus Christ but it must suck to be in LV without a car. Fuck. What do you do, ride a bike or what? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Orangered Chinos for you . . . No alarms, no cameras The robbery was the third at that restaurant in six months. Mary Archer was the manager on duty each time the store was robbed. hmmmmmmmmm I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User My take was that it is odd that all the robberies occurred on her watch. I kinda wondered if maybe she wasn't the 'guy on the inside' so-to-speak. But yeah, I agree, not only her but if I worked as a closer there I would be bitching about the lack of alarms, lack of security cameras, etc. O don't know, it's been a long long time since I worked in fast food and back then the closers weren't so much worried about robbery but getting caught toking up in the break room after hrs. It's a different world. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User a career path I have studiously avoided since then Amen to that Harry. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Can a man print some weed on one of them things? I heard tell they was gonna put a chip in 'em. Kinda like photo copiers have a chip to detect money and won't let ya print it? Like that, but this here chip won't let ya print anything with a patent, so like you wouldn't be able to print an IKEA coffee table design or one of them fancy office chairs. I reckon I would print me up a mess of coon dogs. A good coon dog is sure hard to find. Yep. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User This Diary has the stench of SnickerDoodles and Desperate Butt Sex. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User IS THAT SOME LGBT SEX CODE? IN A RELATED INCIDENT, I ATE A COUPLE OF BROWNIES. THEY WERE WARM, GOOEY, AND DELICIOUS! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I remember my buddy, in another unit when I was Navy and we were talking and he told me, in strict confidence, that they were gearing up to invade a small country. I was like, 'O Rly?' and he was like, 'For Real dude, and guess what, it's going to be Iran.' So I'm like, 'No Shit?' and he's like, 'No fucking shit dude.' Well, it actually turned out to be Grenada. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User And you would be wrong Citizens have fuck all to do with war. Maybe you should educate the political leaders instead. As a sailor I went where and when I was told to go and did what I was told to do. Didn't matter how big or small the place was or how many people they had. Not that I'm bitching, if I didn't want to do it in the first place I wouldn't have signed up. But I did and I really enjoyed my time in service. Also, you have to remember that in the Reagan and Bush the Elder years the name Khomeini was as hated as Bin Laden was just a decade ago. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User And again, you would be wrong I say that because many many people are educated and know that the Earth is over 4 B yrs old but still insist that we have leaders that at least pay lip service to the idea that everything in existence was created in six days. Why would knowing the geography and history of certain places deter them from voting for a hawk over a dove? It's not history or geography. If you wanted people to vote toward a more peaceful president then you would need to show every night live feeds and documentary style footage of the devastation and carnage that is occurring. Not academics but reality. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User '...no State can deprive particular persons or classes of persons of equal and impartial [tasers of] justice under [my boots of] law.' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User NOW THAT IS A POLICY I CAN GET BEHIND! ALCOHOL AND ASIAN WOMEN! YOU HAVE MY VOTE GOOD SIR! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Capitalism is a failed policy I have heard that we need to stop investing in all these Socialist policies since clearly the Soviet Union was a complete failure and it was only by embracing some Capitalist policies that they were able to turn things around. The same with China, a socialist country that was basically at a Standard of Living equal to a third world country. That is until they began to embrace limited Capitalism which has helped them become the powerhouse that they are today. Therefore by extension socialist policies can be seen as a complete failure, a dead end. But by the same logic capitalist policies are also a complete failure, a DEAD END. You see because once, in the 1930's the United States of America following Capitalist policies entered into an economic depression that lasted well over a decade and whose effects are still felt today. The longest, most widespread, and deepest depression of the 20th century. It was known as the GREAT DEPRESSION. And, as it turns out it was only by embracing socialist policies in the form of The New Deal that the US was able to eventually claw it's way out. Now, over the years since, many regulations and safeguards put into place have been repealed, removed, or reformed. And the result? Another deep economic depression. So you see, we have proof that Capitalist policies are a complete and utter failure, a dead end and therefore must be completely abandoned. This is what I have learned from our conservative friends. When anything doesn't work PERFECTLY then it must be abandoned. We can't have socialism because it is a failure. We can't have capitalism either because it is a failure. So what do we do now? Where do we go from here? We've tried trickle up, We've tried trickle down. We've tried Demand side, we've tried Supply side. None of it works so therefore we must abandon it. Right? Is there no MIDDLE ground? None? But, but, but we can't be LIBRUL without TAX & SPEND! I think it's in the bylaws or something . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User "That's all you got lady Two left feet and fucking ugly shoes." - Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Those were the days! Boy, the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the Hit Parade. Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days! Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days! And you knew where you were then! Girls were girls and men were men. Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. People seemed to be content. Fifty dollars paid the rent. Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days! Take a little Sunday spin, go to watch the Dodgers win. Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin. Hair was short and skirts were long. Kate Smith really sold a song. I don't know just what went wrong! Those Were the Days! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Conservatives will never understand liberals Because they fear us so much. They are afraid they will be infected with the Ghey. They are afraid they will be condemned by God and sent to Hell. They are afraid that somehow we will take all their shit. Every policy, every talking point, every single thing they do, is driven by fear. There is no logic in their position, no reason, only fear. Listen to what they say, they fear change, they fear loss of control and privilege. They are afraid some vague BAD THING will happen. Conservatism is the party of FEAR. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User A Conservative always thinks that our best days are behind us. That we must 'wind back the clock' and 'take back the country'. They look back with rose-tinted glasses to an imagined era that was less conflicting, less confusing, where people 'knew their place'. Liberals are constantly looking forward and are convinced that our best days are yet to come. They embrace change but not change for change's sake but change to better what we have already. Liberals make mistakes. But we don't try to spin them we accept them. Yes it makes us appear weak sometimes but when we make a mistake we learn and change and adapt. We don't throw up our hands and say, like Conservatives often do, "Well we tried it and it didn't work so we just won't do THAT again!" No we look at what was wrong and what was right and try to adjust it where it will work better next time. We don't just abandon it like a Conservative. That's why, under the Liberal umbrella you don't just find Democrats but all different ways of thinking. While under the Conservative umbrella you have a few groups that have similar views only separated by how fearful of change that they are. Fundies, Libertarians, etc. All looking out for #1. Liberals are inclusive, Conservatives are exclusive. The truth though is that we need each other to succeed. We need Liberal thought to drive us forward, to try out things and to reform old things. We need Conservatives to act like a Sea Anchor to keep us from going to far adrift and grounded in our traditions and values. The problem comes when one side or another decides that they don't need the other group. When we get insulated into an US vs THEM. That is where BUSH took us. "If you ain't FOR us then you are AGAINST us." If you don't agree with us then you are a fool and you are the ENEMY. That has brought us to "which team are you rooting for" mentality? It is classic DIVIDE and CONQUER methodology. I don't know exactly who it is that is calling the shots but there are a number of candidates who were NOT at the debates. Maybe we should put down our pitchforks and quit shaking them at each other and look to see who it is that actually benefits from this fractured political landscape and run those bastards out of town. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User YOU KNOW WHO ELSE THOUGHT THE BEST DAYS WERE BEHIND THEM? YEAH! FEAR FEAR FEAR GOD DAMN LIEBRULS GONNA GET US ALL KILLED! HIDE THE WIMIN AND KIDS!!! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Like your Pol Pot comment means anything Seriously, what does it mean? Nothing. You say nothing to threaten my views. Everything you say in fact enforces my views. You just ditto everything Rush and Friends say. You have no substance. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I got a pair of cowboy boots older than you. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User LET ME EXPLAIN SCREW YOU JACK, I GOT MINE. DO YOU HOARD YOUR SHIT TOO QF? YOU BETTER HIDE EVERY TURD SO NOBODY COMES AND TAKES IT AWAY FROM YOU. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User And you accuse me of making strawman attacks QF, I love you. You are such a clown. Dancing the clown dance and singing the clown song. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Ah hell yeah. You'll *kill* in that get up.(groan) Good job. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That is Miss MONEYpenny to you, cur! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Publishers can restrict your speech all they want and often do. MS can restrict your speech on Live. The paper can restrict your speech in a letter to them, etc. etc. They control the content. Rusty can anon your ass if you post something that pisses him off and there ain't much you can do. Now if YOU owned Twitter or something like it and the Gov said you can't post that then yeah. But if Twitter guys say you can't say that here then not much you can do. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The first amendment Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. Either I don't understand what you are asking or you don't really understand the 1st Amendment. Sure, you can sue, hell you can sue for anything you want I reckon, there isn't any law to prevent you AFAIK. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Again I don't understand, do you think that our constitution somehow has an affect on German govt? That because the German govt pressured an american based company to censor speech by german citizens that the german citizens can sue the american company in american court for violating the german citizens right to free speech under the american law? Is that your argument? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The Fine Article did say that Twitter didn't go as far as the German government wanted them to. Even still, the idea that since Twitter is an American company when they do business in a foreign country they still need to abide by American law is kind of ridiculous. I certainly don't want some %FOREIGN% company coming here and saying well in the Home Country it is LEGAL to do some thing so even though that thing is ILLEGAL in the US we are going to say fuck you and do it the way we do at home. If you don't like the way the German govt is behaving then perhaps you should convince German citizens to get the law changed over there? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Citation please That isn't even true. First, each state has a different age of consent anywhere from 16 to 18. Second, you do NOT have to abide by US law while overseas. You abide by the laws of the host country. There is a Federal law with the intent of preventing child abuse which prohibits you from traveling to a foreign country or even another state for the express purpose of having sex with a minor true. But that is a specific act covering a specific criminal behavior. Anyway, you asked and you were answered, you want to sue, go right ahead and file. That is your right. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User This kind of reminds me of something I heard but cannot confirm. It seems that as American television shows, specifically police procedurals, started being distributed widely across the globe that people,(not american but local citizens), getting arrested would tell their polizia they had failed to 'read us our Miranda Rights'. Of course, the Miranda ruling doesn't exist in other countries but folks watching American TV Shows got the idea that 'The right to remain silent, the right to an attorney, etc.' was some Universal thing. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User SOMEONE SOUNDS BUTTHURT ARE YOU A VICTIM? ARE YOU PERSECUTED BY THE LIBERAL MEDIA? DID THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR CHRISTMAS? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User NO NO Do it like the Food Guys ie, you don't bake the turkey, you paint it with shellac for that perfect golden brown look. It won't ever look "real" because you don't want real you want what you see in the movies. So you don't make mud because that won't work. It will just look like you fell on the pavement and stained the dress. You'll have to think out of the box. I don't know what will work, and you'll have to experiment on another cloth or something, but I'm thinking maybe watercolor paint. A nice muddy looking or blackish brown. Maybe trace the tyre pattern with a gluestick and then sprinkle dirt looking stuff. Myself I would get a chunk off a tire from a car place and color the tread with something like if you were making a rubber stamp and stamp that across it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Repair the zipper rather than replace the Parka. See, this is why we need to raise everybodies taxes because evidently they all got more money than sense. Buying PARKAS from WALMART while eating a CINNABON! Drinking their STARBUCKS coffee and TWEETING on their iPHONE about how the cheap zipper broke! While we are at WAR during a DEPRESSION! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User YOU might, ME I'd be sitting on a beach somewhere that didn't have extradition with the US but was technically advanced enough to shoot down drones. But I know what you are REALLY trying to say, we need to get rid of the Baby Boomers sucking up all that SocSec, Medicare, and Gasoline. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User And the poor, the mentally insane, etc. Yeah, instead of having a citizenship test we should have a fitness test. Are you a Bad Enough DUDE to rescue the President live in these United States? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User No we should reintroduce slavery each person becomes the sole property of the corporation and we just get rid of government all together. We run this mother fucker like a business. USA Corporation Hire a god damn CEO, instead of voting for president. Have a Board of Directors instead of a Legislature. That's what you faggots really want right? Ultimate Privatization. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Recycle them and use the $$$ to buy clean sharps I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User MITT KEEPS WOMEN IN BINDERS "They brought us BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN" ALL KINDS OF WOMEN, FAT WOMEN, SKINNY WOMEN, SMART WOMEN, DUMB WOMEN, IT'S A WOMEN BLOWOUT! YOU CAN'T BEAT THESE WOMEN! WOMEN 30, 40, UP TO 50% OFF! BUY ONE WOMAN TODAY AND GET A SECOND WOMAN ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User BUT When you come out in 2014 I presume I'm going to be president. I'm going to make sure you get a job. Thanks Jeremy. Yeah, you bet. I'm going to give you the job of bringing me them BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN!! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WHY DID THEY NOT ASK THE IMPOTENT QUES? BOXERS OR BRIEFS? SAUSAGE OR PEPPERONI? RED BULL OR 5 HOUR? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Lohan is old news - Honey Boo Boo supports Obama in 2012!!! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User John 15:13 Be a friend. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Yeah, don't be shy, you stand around naked for strangers to photograph/draw you. Covered up in zombie makeup should be cool. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User LOL Yeah I guess i shouldve been more clear But right, i figured with the makeup on no one would recognize you. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I just can't get up the outrage for violentacrez I'm all for free speech but a guy that is posting pics of jailbait, dead jailbait, dead kids, etc etc. They're going to get what they're going to get. I'm not in support of free speech for Corps and I'm not in support of anonymous free speech for creepers and pedos. As for reddit, yeah I reckon there's a ton of people that have never heard of it. And even of the ones that have I bet a lot of fuckers are like me in that they got turned off by the look of the site. It has got to be the shittiest looking site on the web. It looks like absolute ass. On top of that, if you just take the default settings and hit the FP then you're doing it WRONG. It's NOT the creme that rises to the top there but the TURDS. The FP is absofuckinglutely unreadable. Fortunately, there are some good customized enhancements that clean up the eye sore that is reddit and turn it into something that is functional. Then one has to subscribe to the subreddits that are relevant to one's interest. Then reddit turns into this wonderful fucking site that can suck hours of your time but also provide knowledge, entertainment, laughter, tears, the whole gamut. But this whole shit isn't really Gawker's fault. This is because Anderson Cooper couldn't deal with his own guilt of cruising /r/jailbait and outed it on his show. Long as they don't ban /r/spacedicks and /r/WTF everything will be fine. O_o ! The pedos can always go back to /b/ I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Yeah, I understand It is complicated. I'm all for anonymity. I think it is an important thing to have in place for people that are making political speech. I think it is important for like women to protect themselves from stalkers and women. I think it is important for people, like gays and others that might be targeted. On the other hand I don't really care if NIWS or any of his dupes enjoy anonymity or pedos, or griefers, etc. It's not that I don't want them to have anonymity, it's just I don't get teary eyed when they get outed. I realize that makes me somewhat of a hypocrite and I guess I have to own that. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User edit: I think it is important for like women to protect themselves from stalkers and men that seek to do them violence. Oh what the hell leave it, women SHOULD be safe from women. ( This error was caused by microwaved popcorn ) I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User exactly, you're in the wrong subs I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Probably not probably singled him out because he appeared to be committing the sin of being poor. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User TeamViewer Works on Windows, Works on Macs. Works on Linux with WINE. It has VPN, it's free, it's fucking easy. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Your life could be a country song I got them mean ol' dirty, needle track blues skinpoppin pills just ain't as it good as it was ah like to see it mushroom when I pull back the plug half of my veins have collapsed from the strain but when I get the IV goin' it feels so damn good You know I got 'em I got them mean ol' dirty, needle track blues Yodel le he ho Yodel le he ho de hey hee! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Well some debt is fine I reckon. If I'm buying a car or a house, something useful, then I figure that is good debt. If I'm borrowing to buy equipment for my business that makes me more competitive then that is good debt because I figure that is going to pay back. But if I'm running up the credit card eating at McDonalds every meal and buying gifts to give to the relatives all the time and getting shiny plastic toys MADE IN CHINA then that ain't so good. So if I'm your Uncle Sam and I borrow money to give you a large allowance so you can sit on the couch all day and watch Judge Judy then I don't reckon I'm going to do very well because you're never going to go to work and help ME out. Now if I buy you some groceries and make sure you're healthy so you might be able to get a job some day then that sounds like a good idea to me. But I don't want to just pay you to basically sit on your ass all day. You keep telling me that if you just had some more money then you would do all this cool shit and I would be so proud and all the neighbors would be telling me what a good boy you were. But I reckon you ain't going to do anything but go run around nekkid in the woods even more than you do now. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Some people do want to innovate and if they have ignorant mother fucking bosses they quit or do what they can in their spare time. Most people don't really want to innovate or do much more than what is required so they can pick up a paycheck. Then there are a few that just like to run their mouth and make excuses. You think Galileo pissed and moaned all the time because he couldn't get a Basic Income? You think he was chilling by the marble water fountain thinking, 'Ya know, if it weren't for that Ignorant Mother Fucking Pope, I would have discovered the moons of Jupiter by now.' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You fucking tell me, but what difference does it make? He got a shitload done despite the Pope, way more than you have without, Mr. Whiney-britches. The Pope ain't the problem you see. Nor are these imaginary Ign MF of which you speak. They're just a convenient excuse for your failure. Let me tell you something. Your Hero, was a black man in a white man's world, back when black people endured REAL hardship, prejudice and bigotry. Open, naked bigotry. Back when a white man could call a black man a nigger or boy to his face in public and there wasn't a fucking thing that black man could do about it but swallow his pride and take it. You want to talk about dealing with Ign MF, this was a DAILY fucking thing for him for which he could not escape. Or your other hero, Satch. Same fucking thing. If they could listen to you now white boy whining about your struggle they would laugh at you and shake their head. You think about that next time you listen to that music. You think about what they were able to create in a UNIVERSE of Ign MF's. You listen to the innovation and artistry they were able to bring forth without a safety net, without welfare, without civil rights, without anything but their own sweat and ingenuity and you hang your head in shame. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Don't try to dance around. This is not about them, they succeeded, they created, they innovated. They did this even though the deck was heavily stacked against them. But fuck it, just go do whatever it is you do. I'm surprised I even give a shit. I don't know you and in a few years no else will know you either. But there will always be Satchmo. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's dangerous to go alone, take this . . . Some of you may be needing this. I'm thinking Lil Debbie, messybuu, and trane. I'll leave it right here. Dude, there is video everywhere I felt nada. It wasn't like 'One small step for man'kinda thing it was more like SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY "Fearless" FELIX BAUMGARTNER IS GONNA JUMP THESE CARS FROM SPACE! BE THERE SUNDAY! WE'LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Right up to the speed of light apparantly according to MSNBC I guess he landed before he took off. "Quicker than a ray of light he's falling/ trying to remember/ where it all began . . ." I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User LOL I had just posted that to my WALL like 15 min ago, GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE! The sad thing is NOT that these setups are so . . . uh, there are NO words but anyways, the SAD thing is . . . THIS IS WHERE THEY MASTURBATE!!! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User There was a Sequel? What's next, Atlas Shrugged III:Shrug Harder? Followed by Atlas Shrugged IV: The Final Shrug? Then Atlas Shrugged V: The Return of the Shrug? How much of this crap did that frigid bitch write? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I know exactly how big that book is I know because I have a copy under the desk leg in the back room to level it out. Although it has some pages missing. I ran out of toilet paper once. If they had just cut all the bullshit it might have made for a decent TV movie of the week. So how does it feel to base your whole political outlook on a work of fiction? Feels kind of stupid huh? Like a bunch of dumb-asses basing their whole religion around a sci-fi book. You Ayn Rand worshipers have a lot in common with Scientologists. LOL. Idiocy knows few bounds. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User MY Political Outlook is based on Larry the Cable Guy I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Silent Spring came out the day I was born I have four arms . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Oh, I forgot to ask did you happen to see Paul Ryan masturbating in the back of the theatre? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Are you Bruce Jenner? Because Oh My Gawd, and he is pretty uncomfortable when Lance Bass and his bf come around. (no i don't watch the cardassians but i do watch chelsea handler so sometimes i'll see like the last five minutes) I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Almost trite enough to be put on a motivational poster. almost I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User didn't show abe buttfucking his mate Do you think that might have improved the film? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I wonder how this sits with Christians? I don't reckon many would care because for those familiar with Einstein and his work they're not going to be all that surprised. Plus his belief or non-belief wouldn't have much effect on theirs. They have to deal with this kind of thinking on a daily basis anyways. The more zealous won't care because Einstein is a scientist and therefore in their mind already in league with SATAN to confuse people with nonsense like the Universe being over 13 B yrs old. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Speaking of Shit I wonder if he's performed any more stealth enemas lately. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They were talking about this on MeFi It looks like it would be really easy to crack, just look for the word with negative connotations. You know, because they're focused on how one should feel terrible and outraged at their hand-selected moral dilemmas. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Can you snort or shoot this xeno-hormone? What is the high like? Can you OD from Progesterone? Does it mix well with alcohol? Does your recovery kit enhance the act of rape? Like if I took it could I be a Raping Machine? Have you ever fucked a sheep? This site will give you links and rates highly in the search engine: www.lemonparty.org It is for people who are bitter about the choices for President and who wish there was maybe a third party that could attend to their needs. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User But before you do you MUST read this first Every Engineer's Solemn Duty it is but the first step upon your journey BurpControlSpoogesayer. Also BabyRaperSoothsayer, I would tell you that this is the best advice you'll ever receive on kuro5hin.org. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Smokers no, but many ex-smokers much like many borne-again christians can be pretty damn whiney, holier-than-thou, victimized, it's-everybodies-fault-but-mine, turdgins and pity-monkeys. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Ozzyosbournian$ I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They got you covered Vegetarian Nutraloaf (aka prison loaf, disciplinary loaf, confinement loaf, seg loaf, or special management meal) 4 oz Canned, Chopped Spinach 4 oz Canned Carrots, Diced 8 oz Vegetarian Beans Open and drain all vegetables well 4 oz Applesauce 1 oz Tomato Paste 1/2 cup Potato Flakes 1 cup Bread Crumbs 1 T Margarine 1 tsp Garlic Powder or Flakes Combine drained vegetables. Gradually and gently blend in remaining ingredients until well combined but do not over beat. Mixture should be stiff but moist enough to spread. Each loaf should weigh 1 1/2 pounds precooked weight and be scaled to insure proper weight. Place mixture into a loaf pan that has been sprayed with pan release and lined with filter paper. Each loaf should bake at 300 degrees Fahrenheit in convection/steam oven for approximately 40 minutes or until the loaf reaches 155 degrees internal temperature. YUMMMMMM-EEEE!!! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Shouldn't you be finishing your homework? And don't forget it's your night to take out the garbage. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Misery loves company. So I've been told. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Are you certain? Because with that smell I'm 100% certain that you just shit your britches. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Going thru a rough patch right now had been reading a lot of good stuff that I had missed and catching up on the Read This list. Anathem and REAMDE being good examples. Now I seem to be in a section of the list that are ok, I mean they don't suck, they're good and I can see why the people that recommended them enjoyed them but they're not grabbing ME. That's like Doctorow, I have read two of his books and followed BoingBoing for awhile but maybe not my style. I think my main problem is that my favorite authors have been dying off and I guess I am just 'hip' to the hot young writers. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User not hip I mean, I accidentally a word there. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The board game RISK always seemed like a pretty good Middle East conflict simulator. Also you could see the places where it would really suck to be if there were global conflict. The only thing, the game didn't take Nukes or really any NBC warfare into account. All straight up conventional shit. Now I well remember the Cold War and how we felt every day might be THE DAY. I'm surprised that we have managed this long without lighting off one of the fuckers either on purpose, on accident, or on accidental purpose. But hey, torture is legal now and habeas corpus has been rescinded so just a matter of time I guess. Shit, now I sound like Lil Debbie . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User MeFi the other day had a post on people making money off of compiling mugshots and how the lives of some had been ruined or fucked up because of the easy availability. So just on a whim I googled 'my name' + 'mugshot'. I shouldn't have done that because now I'm really confused about my identity, race and gender. On the other hand I found out there are like three of me on Facebook so maybe I/we can start a band. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Oh yeah and also a meth pipe in the Vajayjay ain't nothing. I'm still smarting after reading the article posted here some time ago about the bitch that had an open bag of spicy hot Doritos hidden in her cootchie. I swear, it's like some of them bitches think it's a handbag. 'Oh I ain't taking my purse tonite, toting that thing is just such a pain. I'll just stash it in the old panty hamster.' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User HEY! That girl is cute as all get-out! If you're high on meth. That scar tissue in her twatosaurus from carring needles, pipes, lighters, etc. wouldn't nother you a bit either. If you were on meth it would feel as smooth as silk I reckon. Not at all like balling a burlap bag. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Microsoft Security Essentials Don't let the Microsoft in the name fool you, Ver 2.0 is a fucking awesome product. Symantec, McAfee, AVG, is all shit compared to MSE. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User But in the dark all cats are grey - Ben Franklin I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Already voted I vote early and often. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I wanted there to be good discussion on this important topic so I submitted your diary to reddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/115mi9/mens_rights_activists_biggest _pussies_alive/ You're welcome. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They think very highly of you over there. Why not a day goes by that they don't mention your erudition and wit. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Evidently you are correct The whiny, self-entitled, impotent moderators have removed my post. Obviously they do not believe in fair and reasoned debate. I am both flabbergasted and gob-smacked. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You're quite prolific but so lonely. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Makes you wonder what kind of DEPRAVED EVIL MASTERMIND Bob Ross would have been if he hadn't been allowed to paint his 'happy little trees'. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Choosy mothers choose Gang Rape over Tentacle Rape ten to one. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User For the ONE (that looks designed by Giger) BTW They have this JIF Honey Peanut Butter that is fucking really good but you know what is fucking awesome? Cashew butter. Oh hell yeah. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Local News is saying that a loophole in the law allows Texans to bypass the very strict safety course Texans have to complete in order to qualify for a CCW license. What they say is that the State of Virginia allows folks to obtain a CCW license online by watching a video and then answering a 20 question quiz. After paying the fee the applicant is sent a certificate suitable for framing and license granting them the right to Conceal Carry in the State of Virginia. The loop hole is that a Texan can get this Virginia license and submit to the State of Texas in lieu of taking the mandated Texas course. Texas will honor it and grant the holder a CCW license good for the State of Texas. A lot of folks are a bit upset about it thinking we'll have a bunch of drunk redneck nerdigens with a twitter account roaming the streets with no real training and armed to the teeth. We're not the only ones either, a handful of other states also recognize CCW licenses awarded by other states. That's what I would think If you want to carry in Texas you should pass the Texas requirements which seem pretty strict. Have to be 21, no felony conviction, no history of chemical dependency, can't be delinquent in child support payments or taxes, no conviction for class A or class B misdemeanor in the last 5 yrs, not under a protective or restraining order and you don't suffer from a psychiatric condition that impairs sound judgement. You have to complete a ten-hour training course that covers use of force; non violent dispute resolution; handgun use; and safe and proper storage of handguns and ammunition. Then you take a proficiency exam, pay the fee and get your licence. It's good for four years and can be revoked by DPS at any time. And that's from a state that is Red as all hell and hardcore Right to Bare Arms. Currently the State of Texas only recognizes CCW permits from states that recognize Texas CCW permits. Looking at the map I don't think Lil Debbie's CCW permit would be valid in Texas because his state doesn't recognize Texas CCW permits. Now personally I'm like most other Texans I know and I believe in our right to own firearms. I don't have a CCW permit because I don't feel the need for one. I do own both rifles and handguns and over the years I have taken gun safety courses given at the gun range. I don't know if they still do but when I was in elementary and jr high they would teach basic gun safety using BB-Guns as part of PE. Now I ain't all up in arms over this, I was just watching the local news and this seemed like an interesting topic relevant to K5 interests. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Typical K5 Comment thread. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Yeah but $5.69 for gasoline, damn I understand, Lil Debbie is like 'REPENT! The END is coming S0ON' and I think it is all his fantasy because he doesn't interact with actual humans, he closes himself off and polishes his weapon and reads & watches the shit that agrees with his POV and laughs at anything contradictory. He's like his own one-man suicide cult. His home is his compound / bunker so-to-speak. Meanwhile life goes on for the majority of us, some things a little better and some ain't too great but it tends to work itself out if a man can stay sober long enough to hold a job. Then again we know it ain't ALL Rainbows and Hula-Hoops either. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Not necessarily. Just because one acts weird doesn't automatically make them mentally ill. I don't think you're mentally ill just because REN FAIRE WEDDING. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Well that is cool, on the local news they've been showing Cali stations with $5.69 for Reg. Even saying that some stations are shutting down temporally because they don't want to deal with a) Supplier prices and b) irate drivers. They make it sound like you guys are getting ready to riot in the streets. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Wow, that is pretty sad to dream about a website. I mean it's pretty sad being a member here. It's definitely a guilty pleasure on par with masturbating to fantasies of a three way involving a mentally retarded sister and a favorite aunt. But to have dreams of the place, well your subconscious must be starving for material, you need to get out more. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Civ If you have total freedom, then you're going to be in the state where you are spending all your time trying to gather the means of survival. Civilization provides the infrastructure that allows one the freedom to pursue activities not directly related to survival. It becomes easy to forget that when much of that infrastructure is invisible. You take the garbage can to the road in the morning and magically it is emptied when you return at the end of the day. The market only functions when it is profitable to do so. The market also rewards those that would take advantage of you even to and especially to the point of enslavement. Government that is subservient to the will of the people, that functions to provide for the citizenry equally is a good and wonderful thing. A government that holds itself above it's citizens that provides for it's own benefit and that of favored persons is a tyranny. The former allows individuals to truly be free, the latter leads inevitably to slavery. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User if you think native americans lived in some idyllic paradise then it is you that are deluded. famine, sickness, early death, slavery, was all a natural part of their daily life dude. i use garbage as only one example of the myraid of things that go into our civilization that we often take for granted and thus beginj to think that life ain't all that hard without govt services. you think i equate freedom with convieneince then you just ain't listening. i live in a rural area and i ain't far from the farm. i know what it takes to keep things going, i doubt that you do. i think you believe it is all some fairy tale to keep you shackled like a little boy that resents his parents making him clean his room. by equally i mean that everyone is equal under law. just because you're a koch brother or a walton don't mean your speech should be more free than michael crawford's or trane's. what you advocate leads to those who have power and wealth lording it over those who do not. Your way is backwards and medieval. My way is civilized. your way leads to war and squabbling over resources. my way leads to freedom for everyone not just those that can afford it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User In the fucktarded sense of Citizens United Those goggles are really working well for you. You see only what you want to see and ignore all else. Sorry to break it to you Chris, the world, she is-a round not-a flat and reppeating it over and over won't make it so. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's so funny, it's like talking to a religious fundamentalist. The only difference is instead of SATANISM and BLASPHEMY and IDOLATOR! It's SOCIALISM and REDISTRIBUTION and PROGRESSIVE! Go ahead and don your sandwich board with 'REPENT! FOR THE END IS NIGH!' and preach it brother. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Actually, according to the Bible your soul goes neither to hell or to heaven when you die. You simply Die. On Judgement Day is when everybody gets resurrected (think Zombies) and we all get judged then and there. The fucktards get thrown into the pit and the righteous go on to the kingdom of heaven which descends to Earth and they all frolic there for one millenia. After that who knows what happens. The catholics are responsible for all this mumbo jumbo about souls going to heaven and hell immediately upon death and purgatory and all that other stuff. Seriously, half of what people believe about christianity and religion is not in the Bible it is just shit that was made up by the catholic church ages and ages ago. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They should have Larry King moderate debates The phones are open, Hello Waxahachie! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Okay, honestly though, when was the last time you masturbated? Seriously, the American public needs to know. Howard, I don't think that is aan appropriate question for these debates. Who's the moderator here me or you? Just shut the fuck up and answer the question. So, Obama, Mr President, how often do you bend Michelle across the desk in the Oval Office? Okay in this next segment we're going to have BaBaBooie come up and measure both of your penises. We have to know if you have 'Presidential stature or if you're more suited to VP. No, I'm sorry Mitt you cannot have Paul Ryan stand in for you. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User We should have the Permianican Party vs the Devoniacrat Party. Just to indicate how evolved this two-party system really is. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Unless it's at Sam's Club or Costco then the more you SPEND the more you SAVE!!! Just look at this crate of potatoes man, just look at it! I mean there must be a TON of potatoes in there! You can't get it any cheaper, man it's MAGIC! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I just had an idea, it's the greatest idea ever You'll love it I swear because it takes money creation out of the hands of bankers and puts it where it belongs, control by the people, of the people, and for the people. It's so simple that I think that is why no one has thought of it before. Ok are you ready? Here it is, lets just make shit our currency. We can make up some arbitrary value just like dollars have an arbitrary value, I mean it's just fiat money right? Cash doesn't have any INTRINSIC value right? So we just say that hey, 4oz of shit = one buck. RIGHT? Then we can all create money. There is your Basic Income. Just bag it up and take it down to the store. We can make as much of it as we want because it doesn't decrease in value and deficits don't matter right? We could make little coins out of it and roll it out into bills for easy transport. It would solve all kinds of problems. We could tell the bankers to shove their dollars up their ass because we would be pulling our money out of ours! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User you must be under 30 only a twenty something would trip over seven years. if you were over thirty say you're 35 and she's 28 then relatively you're just a bit older than she is, not some creepy old man lol. then when you get in your 40's say your 42 and she's 35 then fuck that is golden. relatively ya'll are practically the same age and she's fucking your eyeballs out because she's in the sweet spot. the older you get the less it matters. Now double that and then you get creepy. say 14 years difference. like say she's 16 and you're 30 then that can get a little awkward you know. you can still make it work but it will take the two of ya and you might want to keep a weapon handy. Now when you get into twenty year differences that gets tough but it's do-able. you know, you're 45 and she's 25 well it can be a lot of fun but also a lot of stress. As for comic book movies and comic books that is a surer sign of nerdginity than owning a droid. If a man has more pimples on his ass than he does on his face then he needs to quit reading them comic books and graduate to more adult fare. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I agree, probably homosexual lovers they didn't feel like the same person and no matter what nick JP posts under it's like instantly apparent that it is him. You can almost smell the rancidity. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The problem with overpopulation will be solved when we rid ourselves of the taboo of Cannibalism. Once people become comfortable with the idea of eating tasty human flesh and actually learn the pleasures of consuming long pork we will not be concerned with overpopulation any longer. In addition it will help us deal with the problem of hunger in third-world countries as well as what to do with our poor, elderly and mentally disabled populations. Undesirables, such as prison inmates would no longer sap our resources but instead contribute to the health and well-being of the nation. In addition the by-products from human ranching operations would greatly enhance our standard of living, from decorative lamp shades, rugs, and upholstery to skin-care products, exotic oils, etc. Not to mention the jobs created from both the growth of the industry itself and the decline in population. Just a simple change in our diet could possibly result in a world-wide Utopia. I urge you to be a part of the solution, eat a human today! Email me for some delicious recipes. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Elderly I can understand, stringy, tough I reckon they'll be ground up and be the base for McManuggets, Manwhich, Manburger Helper, etc. On the other hand don't discount the tender, well-marbled steaks carved from a fat high-calorie processed food fed American. Mostly sedentary the meat is more tender than the finest veal. The only downside is the same as most commercial beef today, high levels of HGH and antibiotics. But really, once you slap a thick, juicy FatMan Ribeye or NewYorker Strip on the grill you'll never look at regular beef again. And the infirm, once their system has been purged of anti-depressants and properly prepared, I swear you can't tell the difference between them and chicken. I din't even touch on the exotic flavors of minorities in my previous comment. The smoky flavor of a well-roasted black man, the spicy tang of the hispanic. Asians are also pretty good but not my favorite. They seem a little bland and an hour after I eat one I'm hungry again. But that is just my opinion. Many people think they are simply delicious raw and rolled in rice. My point is that there is something for everyone. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User If he didn't he might get mistaken for Mexican and wake up in Tijuana. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That is a damn good question I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Just make it where if youse want "protection" for your IP then you, ah like have to pay a 'tax' on it. You don't pay up then, ah, you know, things happen, people get hurt, capic? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User blah blah blah if we do x then y you fucking don't know because it hasn't been done. Just like well if we decriminalized marijuana we'd have stoners everywhere cats laying down with dogs etc. etc. If we don't have strong DRM then nobody will pay for anything they'll steal it all. It's a bunch of shit. Maybe it would happen maybe it wouldn't. Maybe a few would do it maybe not. It's all bullshit distracting from the point that IP is the stupid idea. A guy makes a chair and he doesn't expect to eat off the proceeds of that chair for the next 75 years. He also doesn't expect to be able to tell me after I bought the peice of shit that I can sit in it in the living room but I can't sit in it in the bedroom and under no circumstances am I allowed to let my neighbor sit in the god damn thing. The guy has to keep making chairs in order to fucking eat. And if he makes wicker chairs he can't tell me that I can't make wicker chairs without paying him some money. See it is all stupid and backward and idiotic. You write a song or a book or paint a picture then sure, it would be NICE if we gave you some time to make a little money on that. Not a problem. But if you want to keep eating then you best keep writing the songs and the books and painting the pictures. Oh but if we don't do it that way then we won't have any new ideas. Nobody will go to the trouble if they don't have control over it. Horse shit. We would have more and BETTER shit than we do now. Instead of rehashing the same shit over and over people would come up with new shit all the time. Other people would riff off the ideas and make new shit too. IP is the stupidest fucking idea since breakfast on a stick. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User See there you go The fact is there is no debate, you are wrong. Simply wrong. IP is an unnatural act. We didn't have it for centuries and creatives didn't starve they flourished. All that you have is FUD that is it. I know it sucks trying to make that house of cards make sense but it doesn't. It is just something to impress and distract the rubes while they get fleeced. HAND I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User So I write a book and I don 't make any money, just like JK Rowling didn't make ANY money even though her book(s) were like THE MOST DOWNLOADED BOOKS EVER. Or Software, I see EA is just fucking broker than broke because all those free copies up on Pirate Bay. Yep. They don't make any money unless they got the IP. Or I'm head of a drug company and just before my shit goes generic I change one molecule so I can repatent that shit and over charge the fuck out of people just because I can, even though I've already recouped my expenses Or I make a movie, but because all the good ideas are locked up in IP I base it on a fucking board game or 70's TV show or a REMAKE OF A REMAKE OF A REMAKE. Oh yeah. Or how about this, I don't create shit, I just buy up a bunch of IP and make my living suing the shit out of anybody that does anything remotely related to this Cool IP I bought. Like I said, You are wrong. Protection for a short time is cool. Then it goes into the PD. That is the ONLY SANE thing to do. Everything else is madness. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User RAPE is NOT Funny! John: Be careful here, dear. This is a dangerous place. Alice: All right. Hey, who is that shady looking character over there in the alley? John: Hey you! What are you about? Get your fucking hands up! Alice: JOHN, HE HAS A GUN! Oh my, I think I may faint! John: It's alright sweetheart just do what he says. Okay you what do you want? Po'k Chop da Gangsta: What do I want? Well, I want your wallet and watch and then I'll rape you. I want her purse and jewelry and then rape her, her shoes and a rape, whatever is in the briefcase before I rape you and rape her, your raped car keys and rape the both of ya, your raped house rape keys and rape, rape rape rape, tomato and rape. rape rape rape rape . . . Po'k Chop da Gangsta: Rape rape rape and assault with rape and maybe murder and rape, also raping raped murder rape with suicide rape and assault rape. Rape! Lovely Rape! Lovely Rape! Po'k Chop da Gangsta: Oh and Lobster Thermidor a' Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top with rape. Alice: Is there anything you want that doesn't include rape? Po'k Chop da Gangsta: Well, there's kidnapping and rape, that's not got MUCH rape in it. John: Why don't we let him take my wallet and watch and rape us? Alice: THAT includes RAPE! John: Hasn't got as much rape as whatever is in my raped briefcase rape and raping rape rape has it? Rape rape rape rape . . . Alice: Look, could you take my jewelry and purse and his wallet and watch without any rape? Po'k Chop da Gangsta: URGGGH! Alice: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like rape! Lovely Rape, Wonderful Rape! Po'k Chop da Gangsta: SHUT UP! God damn bums! I'm sorry lady, I can't take your jewelry and purse and wallet and watch without the rape. John: Sshh dear, stop causing a fuss. I'll get raped. I love it! I'm going to be rape raped, murder raped with suicide rape and assault raped. Rape rape rape rape Lovely Rape, Wonderful Rape! Po'k Chop da Gangsta: SHUT UP!! Sorry dude, suicide rape is out. John: I see well, could I have rape instead of suicide? Rape rape rape rape Lovely Rape, Wonderful Rape!Rape RA-A-A-A-A-PE rape Lovely rape! Lovely rape! Lovely rape! Lovely rape! Lovely rape! Rape rape rape rape! I LOVE the fucking Empire and The Empire loves fucking me . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Nothing says SCIENCE like FIRE and a ripped lab coat. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Teach a man how to build a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for a lifetime. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User When I was 13 Well, those records have been sealed . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Just so you remember, we PAID for ours. In Blood REMEMBER THE ALAMO! We didn't just squat either, Stephen Austin had a legal right to colonize in Mexico. When Mexico gained independence from Spain they refused to recognize the old treaties. Our forefathers had to fight for independence. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Perhaps, but money was kinda tight They didn't yet know about all that OIL, Black Gold, Texas Tea, . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User longer needle deliver directly to heart or better up the nose straight to the brain. Cut out the middle man. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You're welcome, glad I could help. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Ok, you have Calbre which is cool Kindle reads .epub right? .epub is probably the best place to start anyways, kind of a baseline you know. Starting from an epub file you can go just about anywhere without the convert looking like dog's breakfast. Now, with PDF you need to get this program called ABBYY FineReader (Awesome OCR program). You can purchase or acquire it on the high seas either way. It will import your PDF and magically turn it into a format with which you can work (edit and clean-up). Depending on what format you decide to work with--I recommend your favorite word processor format--you'll want to let the WP do a spell-check run through it a bit to clean up any glaring errors from the OCR run. Get it into something readable. Save the result and import into calibre and convert to epub first. Take a look at the epub and see if it is something you can live with. You may be able to just use the epub with the Kindle as is but if you need it in mobi or AZW then calibre can click flip it format save it crash it technologic it into whatever you need. Note if you use Word as WP then you might also want a copy of HTMLTidy to clean up the MS-specific mso: shit that it generates. Not a big deal I just like the source cleaned to prevent problems converting and bloated files. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I've had a cup of coffee and my 'medicine' since I wrote that. Thing is I have macros that I have built over time that make things easier for me. To start with I try to have a halfway decent document to start. PDFs are a pain because mostly when I get them there is no text it is just images of text. That's why I use the ABBYY FR which I have used for years and I just don't know of any better software for the purpose. If you have to scan stuff or pull text from image files it's worth having around. Now the text, the main thing is I want to start with paragraphs double-spaced. Text files usually have return at the end of each line and other formats have different little idiosyncrasies. So I want to get the whole document where the paragraphs have at least one blank line between them. Headings or any special formatting I also go through and mark them with tokens. Then I have a macro go and replace every set of two pilcrows with a token to mark the end of the paragraph. After that I run a macro that strips all paragraph marks, plus extra spaces, plus special chars like soft hyphens and all that crap. I end up with One BIGBLOCK of Text with my tokens and only single spaces between words. At this point about 90% of the file is clean of bullshit and it doesn't take very long and I don't even have to read the file just look at the formatting and drop tokens. A token is just a unique char string that the macro can search for later like %%%ENDOFPARA%%% or %%%HEADONE%%% %%%ELIPS%%%, whatever, and it can be as complicated or simple as you want. 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Fusce venenatis imperdiet volutpat. Aliquam tincidunt justo in ipsum vulputate consequat. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Sed suscipit interdum interdum. Nullam vel metus risus, id blandit lacus. Mauris hendrerit placerat est non suscipit. Sed eu mi velit. Fusce eleifend mollis sapien ut pharetra. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Sed rhoncus rutrum ultrices. Spellcheck, etc. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than a Pnarp. Has to be. Something harder, better, faster, stronger. Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there. It's a mad house! A mad house! I'd like to kiss you goodbye. Why not? The way you humiliated me? YOU led me around on a LEASH! Now you know better. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User What's the BEST part about raping twenty eight year olds? There's fucking twenty of them! But it's hell getting the blood out of your clown suit. But I reckon it's nothing compared to the rinse you have to give YOUR panties honey messy boo boo. Hang on a sec, I gotta answer my droid, it's my Rophenol dealer. Remember, "No" means "No, I'd prefer a ball-gag" Have a nice day and don't drop the soap! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Yeah but still, just ONE more turn and I'll go to bed. I PROMISE! Ok, yeah I said one turn but I just let me get this thing built and I SWEAR. Right I know, but then Baldy wants to start some shit, it'll just take me a minute. What the fuck? Is that the sun coming up? ALREADY?! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many. Therefore greed is like a box of chocolates, to them according to their luxury and from each according to our need. So say we all. - Ben Bernanke I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User If it were given to you what would you do exactly? How would your life be any different than it is now? I would wager that very little would change other than that you would grow more dependent and more bitter because you would no longer have an excuse for your failure to act. Now you can delude yourself into believing that your shortcomings and inability to succeed are because you are being unfairly held back. That if you only had the means currently denied to you that it would magically transform you and you could innovate and be successful. But if you had all your basic needs met I think you would still continue to do the same as you do now, the same as you have done for the last few years since you were banned from campus. The only difference is that you would have to find something or someone else to blame for your situation. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User One of these things is not like the others Come on can you tell which one? Can you guess which thing is not like the others? Before my song is done? And now my song is done. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Wow, I don't believe MMM read any of that It seemed MMM just looked at what you typed and replaced it in his mind with things his mother used to say to him during puberty. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Who GIVES A FLYING FUCK CHANNEL? Stick your bullshit ASSHOLE Logic up your fucking ass. You wanna go live in TelAviv go FUCKING LIVE in GODAMN TEL AVIV. ME? I LIVE IN THE GODDAMN US of MOTHERFUCKING A and if the Israelies got a problem then they can fucking DEAL with it. I don't give a crap about them. If we weren't all the time sucking Israels dick then maybe the fucking ME wouldn't be all pissed off at us. Fuck them, unless they want to start paying taxes to the American Govt. And I they ain't so lilly fucking white over their either. Everybody knows if they could bulldoze the Arabs into the sea and get away with it they would at the first opportunity. FUCK YOU you damn PAPIST! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You're advocating using a nuklear weapon to put in a thumbtack. Trane ain't anywhere near that level. He ain't any worse than a little brother running around and getting in your legos. And you watch, one day he's gonna be a ROCKSTAR programmer like Steve Jobs. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I don't get it? Maybe they changed the video but why are you so upset about some little girl getting trolled about being homecoming queen? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User GOD DAMN! 1100 Lbs??? Shit that's a FAT ASS BITCH. God DAMN I Mean GOD DAMN Charged with murder for rolling off the bed onto a kid and crushing her. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Del, This man has advice for you http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2012/09/22/mike-rowe-intv.cnn I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WELFARE AND INSTITUTIONS CODE SECTION 5250 5250. If a person is detained for 72 hours under the provisions of Article 1 (commencing with Section 5150), or under court order for evaluation pursuant to Article 2 (commencing with Section 5200) or Article 3 (commencing with Section 5225) and has received an evaluation, he or she may be certified for not more than 14 days of intensive treatment related to the mental disorder or impairment by chronic alcoholism, under the following conditions: (a) The professional staff of the agency or facility providing evaluation services has analyzed the person's condition and has found the person is, as a result of mental disorder or impairment by chronic alcoholism, a danger to others, or to himself or herself, or gravely disabled. (b) The facility providing intensive treatment is designated by the county to provide intensive treatment, and agrees to admit the person. No facility shall be designated to provide intensive treatment unless it complies with the certification review hearing required by this article. The procedures shall be described in the county Short-Doyle plan as required by Section 5651.3. (c) The person has been advised of the need for, but has not been willing or able to accept, treatment on a voluntary basis. (d) (1) Notwithstanding paragraph (1) of subdivision (h) of Section 5008, a person is not "gravely disabled" if that person can survive safely without involuntary detention with the help of responsible family, friends, or others who are both willing and able to help provide for the person's basic personal needs for food, clothing, or shelter. (2) However, unless they specifically indicate in writing their willingness and ability to help, family, friends, or others shall not be considered willing or able to provide this help. (3) The purpose of this subdivision is to avoid the necessity for, and the harmful effects of, requiring family, friends, and others to publicly state, and requiring the certification review officer to publicly find, that no one is willing or able to assist the mentally disordered person in providing for the person's basic needs for food, clothing, or shelter. (e) The patient is completely eat up with the dumbass. You mean - The Empire $trikes Back I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Too Kool for 5ive Oh my, IMaGes! thnx Del I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User My take is that he's claiming he was arrested for interfering with the 9-1-1 system in Grover Beach. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Well Dell, you know Enquiring G4C's NEED TO KNOW LOL, Post it all. It ain't like he wanted you to keep it to yourself. We hunger for any scrap or tittle of info here. Consider it a birthday present, I am Officially Old as Fuck today. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's a good feeling to know that my nutsack is older than you and managed to make it out of college. Shit I WISH I was 40 again, I'd have more stayin' power. Now I'm livin' my life like it's golden . . . the Golden Girls that is. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Country Boy can survive Ah gots a trot line and a 30-30 Winchester with lots of ammo. There's plenty deer, squirrels, possum, etc. in the Forest. I can brew my own and roll my own so I reckon we'll manage. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Take responsibility for yourself You're responsible for all your angst and bullshit. You can't blame phosphors on a screen for your shortcomings. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Yes, you are right, I am the Ignorant one I am so ignorant for not getting constantly butthurt because i was banned on irc. I am stupid for wishing that someone would just give me money for no other reason than that I want some. I am a complete dumbass because I didn't want to get high in the bathroom at school instead of just waiting till I got home. GOD, HOW COULD I BE SO FUCKING STUPID? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I'm glad you're man enough to admit it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That was dumb How will you make gazpaucho and get your tomato soup delivered? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User On the other site they were saying that Apple wanted a feature available on droids but wasn't in the contract. Google says cool but you have to let us wave our dick a little more on your product. Apple said no way! So Google says well shove it up your arsehole then and Apple started to cry and said I got crayons, I'll make my own maps and they'll be better than yours nyah! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Don't yet have it But will before long. I hadn't really had the time to play anything lately plus waiting for my boy to come back from the field so we can play together online. Really enjoyed the first one but we had a good team going and played regular which made a big difference. I don't know how that will play out this time, everybody is scattered over the globe. Enjoy! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Two heads but only one set of arms and legs I'd bet they have to share. Can't even masturbate without engaging in incest. "You hold the dildo tonite sis and I'll finger our butt." I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User 'Call 911 Now!' Nine one one? This is NOT an Emergency! Wahnana Whanana WOAHM! WuWuWuWu Woahm! WuWuWoahm! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User She reminds me of that joke about the difference between a bitch and a slut. A slut will fuck anyone but a bitch will fuck anyone but you. Now here is a woman that has her priorities straight. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I've thought about this My inner nerd was often fascinated that you know, if a chicks boyfriend sneezed on her and she's all EWWWW GRRROSSS! But the same chick her boyfriend ejaculates all over her and she's like, OH YEAH BABY YEAH! Because yeah, sex is pretty gross. First you're naked in front of someone, and while you may think you're Adonis or Aphrodite only a very few folks really have a perfect physique without flaw. And the vast majority are severely flawed, overweight, saggy, wrinkled, or just the opposite, bony, and emaciated, pimply, etc. Otherwise we would be naked all the time. Then you get in to stuff like sticking your tongue into another persons mouth. That is not normal behaviour. Imagine greeting people that way. 'Hey Mark! Good to see you!' 'Yeah, it's been awhile! Then instead of shaking hands you stick your tongue in their mouth. Or you're closing a deal and the woman you've been working with says, 'It's been wonderful doing business with you.' and she leans in and sticks her tongue in your mouth. And ultimately taking a body part, one involved in the elimination of waste and sticking it into another persons body part that is also involved in the elimination of waste. All that is gross enough without going into the stuff missy honey boo boo mentions above. Sex is pretty fucking gross. If you don't accept it think about doing what you do only with the opposite of the sex you normally do it with. If you're hetero think about doing all that stuff you do with your gf with a dude instead. If you're homo think about doing it with a chick if you're a dude or a dude if you're a chick. Pretty fucking gross right? (If you're bi think about doing it with a monkey or something you'll get the idea.) Don't misunderstand, I ain't knocking it. I like to get all up in there and lick that pussy and rim that butt and get all sloppy and sweaty and all of it as much as the next guy. But when you're just sitting around chilling and you really think about it detached and objective, you have to admit that sex is some sick ass behaviour. TL;DR: IAWTD I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I don't really care but the Guy that designed the Prius was just the other day quoted in an article saying like Electric was just not going to be able to deliver the way they intended. Issues with range, with cost, with the time it takes to charge, would never be able to be in line with customer expectations. Personally, and I'm a Texan from the land of BIG TRUCKS but I don't know why they don't just ban big block engines. If they can ban a damn lightbulb and all the other stuff then ban them big blocks. I don't know why Bubba needs a SuperDuty to go to the store. That Dodge ain't ever seen a bale of hay. We should already have a plethora of vehicles powered by 2-stroke engines by now. But what do I know I'm just an idiot. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I Don't know Nimey Why would they pollute more? So a motorcycle pollutes more than a chevy? Hard to imagine but then I don't really know. I too figure hybrids are going to be our best bet with respect to electric. I had just read that article and the guy that designed the Prius, so I figure he knows what he's talking about. There would be a bunch of butthurt and screaming but I tell you what it's going to be from a relatively small part of the population and most of it is going to be from women that are convinced they need a heavy duty rig to pick up groceries at the store. Then you got a few bubbas for whom it is an image thing. But all that doesn't matter. They bitch because they have to wear a seatbelt, they bitch because they have to have an inspection, they bitch because they can't buy leaded gas, they bitch because they can't drive 100 mph with an open beer and a loaded gun. Let them bitch, they're going to anyhow. Funny thing is Texans in general are pretty conservative with and willing to try different strategies when it comes to energy. There is a long tradition of DIY and independence in the state that you might not find in the rest of the South. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I figured you might have either a) Got your head stuck inside a jar and were walking around town banging it up against poles, walls, and fences in an attempt to dislodge it. b) Been kidnapped by Muslim Taliban Squirrels and waiting for Hilary to come up with the 10 million in assorted peanut, pecan, walnut, brazil and hazelnuts for your ransom. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Aren't these the same guys that string a wire so they can do business on the Sabbath or some shit? I'm sure they can figure something out. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You so miss those walls -o- text I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Boner Boner never changes. ALWAYS GOT TO FUCK SOMETHING I beat the shit out of FO3. Had a GREAT time. Thoroughly enjoyed it. I liked New Vegas even better (Setting, Story, Music) but never finished that rat bag piece of shit on account the patches kept screwing up my game. For awhile there one patch wouldn't even let me load the game at all. Then I would get somewhere and have a Graphic Glitch like fucking scorpions flying in a rainbow arc across the desert. Scorpions crawling across UNDER the ground with just a stinger visible like a god damn periscope. Look towards the East and the sky splits into Red, Yellow & Gold Triangles. Strange shit man. Fucking cactus I guess. The only weird glitch in FO3 I had was on the lower left part of the map near a campground. Everytime I went over there this deathclaw would run up to a spot and FWOOM! He'd take off toward space like the shuttle. After a few minutes he'd be back in the woods and start running up to the same spot again FWOOM! Ha Ha Good Times. I just don't know why Bethesda won't let you rape people in that game though you know? There's some of them bitches need to be thrown on one of those piss-stained mattresses and just gone the fuck over. Plus like those Super Mutants they have the prisoners on their knees already. That would be cool to sneak up on a camp of them just Face-humping some poor Scavenger with their Giant Mutant Dick and you blow their head off. Then shoot the Scavenger to put he/she out of misery. That's why I hated the slavers and killed every last one of them because they were keeping kids and you can guess what Eulogy Jones was doing to those poor kids he stole from Little Lamplight. He damn sure wasn't feeding them Ice Cream and Cookies. Fuckers. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's always polite to ask prior to photo Bunny Girls are intensively trained in 9 kinds of martial art. Remember the rule of Video Gaming and Anime, the cuter the girl the more dangerous she is. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Any flavor but lemon will suffice Ice Cream topping Ketchup packet bottoming MDC calls it a "Happy Meal" There's a SURPRISE! inside. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Siri, is that rain? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Some of my comments look weird Like I'm yelling at HHD and doing some strange things to myself for no apparent reason. Oh well, like the lady said, nothing of value was lost. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Such a Cruel mistress BTW I keep wanting to ask if you're looking forward to Red Dwarf X? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The Piano Guy would be MDC That sounds just like one of his secrets. Plus the C.S.I. (Crawfordian Status Investigators) and the Gay4Crawfordites. Along with the Eclectic dress. Oh yeah that certainly reeks of 'This is NOT an Emergency' But there is no Good Simple Plumber, he left to HUSI long ago. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They discussed this on Slashdot and Reddit I didn't take notes or anything but even though MS sold the hardware at a loss to begin with, changes in the manufacture resulted in significant ROI. The XBOX 360 you buy today isn't the Xbox 360 you bought years ago. They would be rolling in cash from the 360 by now if it hadn't been for that whole Red Ring Of Death thing. It cost them a lot of money. Still they are making money off the 360 now. Live is a whole 'nother kettle of fish and so is the Kinect. Live is just a total cash cow now. One of the gripes about the dashboard is all the Commercials. MS is getting paid a subscription from users. They get paid from Devs wanting their shit on Live, They get paid for delivering ADs, I think they charge Devs for 'Patches' so they can be Certified. They get paid for all kinds of shit coming and going. Live isn't bad either because it works well and not just for gaming. We use the damn thing for streaming media as much or more than I do for playing games. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Microsoft has long had this problem The funny thing is that MS has had some very 'cool' products. Really, Visual Studio was pretty damn cool. That ComicBook IRC client. The funky ass desktop wizards, VBScripted music and animations in Outlook. A couple weren't too cool, Clippy and BoB. Hell Windows 2000 was nothing if not cool. The problem always comes when they TRY to be cool. It always blows up in their face. When they just do shit it works out. They don't realize you can't force these things. Well, I guess maybe a few of them think, 'Hey if they can take Lady Gaga or Brittany Spears and turn them into 'cool stars' then why can't we do the same?' Unfortunately they don't realize #1 it is a different demographic and #2 the people that do that kind of thing do it all the time, it's what they do. If the same types were to try to develop software it would really fucking suck. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Perhaps but not actually relevant The point is that MS seems to think that by doing whatever they do, buying ads with Seinfeld, with Madonna, with the Stones, and whatever else it is, that they can MAKE shit cool. But they can't, Cool comes from within I guess, who fucking knows? What makes an iPad cool? MS can produce cool stuff. They have done it, but the coolness came as a side effect. It always backfires when they say 'Hey Look at this, ain't it cool???' and folks are like 'No, that is pretty stupid and insults my intelligence actually.' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Ah'll be in muh bunk I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User LOL WHAT? "An American Burger Flipper has an iphone, a low rider, a roof over their head" HAH! You think? An American Burger Flipper has a tracfone, their mom's car or an old beater, still lives at home with parents and has two more jobs! Pull the OTHER one vinigga, it has BELLS on it! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Rich Niggers ain't flipping burgers they're flippin dubs, twanks and birds. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User NON-RIGHTISTS KNOW THAT THE CLASS-WARFARE CHARGE RINGS HOLLOW WITH ROMNEY & CO BASICALLY COPPING TO THE FACT THAT THEY (THE HAVES) DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HALF THE COUNTRY (THE HAVE-NOTS + THE DON'T HAVE AS MUCH AS THE HAVES). THE NON-LEFTISTS ARE STILL IN DENIAL. I'M SURE YOU ARE VERY UPSET FEELING THAT IF ONLY YOU HAD BEEN BORN HISPANIC YOUR LIFE WOULD BE MUCH EASIER. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The right does nothing BUT engage in class warfare But don't let the truth bother you when you can make it up as you go along. I'm sorry you feel you are such a victim of the poor, the elderly and children. They've been so hard on you haven't they? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Refraining from active wealth distribution has nothing to do with class warfare. See you change what we're talking about and declare victory. I could say a bovine meat patty is not a chicken meat patty and I would be correct but not if we're talking about hamburgers. Class Warfare is antagonism which exists in our society due to competing socioeconomic interests between people of different classes. The right is always talking about being victimized because to them Ethnic groups, the Poor, and the Middle Class have it easier than them because of things like tax rates, Affirmative Action, Entitlement benefits etc. The Right pits the Middle Class against the Poor while enacting policy to ROB THEM BOTH. You say they refrain from active wealth distribution, perhaps but their stated policy is to cut taxes on the richest Americans and raise taxes and fees on those Americans least able to afford it. You're ridiculous, you think you can wave a wand and make a smoke screen but people can see what the right is doing, what they're saying and Romney is owning his remarks. It is most definitely class warfare and if the right keeps petitioning for war eventually they will get it. You can look to history to see how that works out for the Upper Classes. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Obviously I'm not going to have any luck teaching you to sing. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User We really are literally surrounded by wealth Just stingy bastards be frontin' don't want to make with the cheese. Imma fawty-seben percent mutha-fucka. I is a VICTIM! I is ENTITLED to some of that cheese dawg! I needs me a crib, I needs me some groceries, I needs to see a doctor 'bout this rash! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WHYN'T YOU DON'T GIVE ME NO CHEESE DAWG? YOU HOLDIN? MAN I KNOW YOU BE HOLDIN! COME ON MAN, HOOK A BROTHER UP! DON'T BE LIKE THAT! PASS THAT PIPE DAWG DON'T KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I agree, IT was awesome. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That is an ancient, established law in Islam Citation Please? No this is all just Anti-Western hoakum stirred up by Fundamentalist Islamic Leaders targeted at young male islamists that have nothing better to do than fuck shit up. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Man, I had the freakest dream last night It was so weird because I could have sworn I was awake. I woke up at about 5am this morning. I know because I looked at the time on the DVR and it was just a couple minutes after 5. I woke up because I thought I had heard someone knocking on my bedroom window. I stayed still and listened for a few minutes and didn't hear anything more so I thought it was my imagination then I heard the squawk of a walkie talkie just outside and what sounded like footsteps in the grass. I also thought I heard someone scratching like on the front door. This was all very realistic and I was starting to wonder if I should maybe get up and check shit out or just ignore it and go back to sleep. Now, like many Texans I have firearms but they're not for home defense, they're locked in a gun safe. It ain't like I live in the damn forest. I'm less than four blocks from the courthouse and we have a good police force. Plus I sleep in the nude so I'm not wanting to get up and stick my head out unless there is a god damn good reason. I was just about to say fuck it and then I heard the walkie-talkie squawk again and I started to get a little apprehensive but that is when my lucid dreaming practice kicked in and I realized it was a dream no matter how real it felt. Something in my mind noted that this squawk was exactly the same as the first one. That is when the reality broke and it became more like a dream because at just that moment I found myself at the front door. I was dressed in shorts and a bathrobe. I began to open the door and WHAM I woke up for real this time. It actually was shortly after 5 am and I started to freak a little thinking that maybe some of it wasn't a dream. But then I realized the wife hadn't stirred and she sleeps lighter than me. If there had been any noises or scratching or radio squawks she would've been sitting bolt upright by now. I listened for a bit longer but heard nothing and directly went back to sleep. I was still a bit puzzled by the whole incident. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I don't know, no one has ever said But they tell me I snore like a buzz saw . . . You think maybe relevant? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User He sure does look happy Ah likes the way the fur feels on muh testyculs . . . Uhh Huuh. If'n you don't mind, could yew make me some musturd bizkits? I wouldn't want ta put yew out none. . . Uhh Huuh. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Round here it is a brown custard It would be really really nasty if puked. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Christians love it when Isreal gets fiesty because 'But when you see Jerusalem surrounded by armies, then know that its desolation has come near. Then let those who are in Judea flee to the mountains...' Which starts the whole end times thing and 'At that time they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory.' And of course that's when all you atheist little shits will crap in your pants crying 'fuck me we should've burned Darwin at the stake when we had the chance!' Then as the world burns and a third of everything on the planet is destroyed and the four horsemen ravage the planet they can all gloat and say, 'See! We TOLD you SO! Nyah Nyah Nyah!' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Hell rusty should GIVE it to you Del You'd have door games and all kinds of cool shit. Not to mention you would have all the time in the world to admin it and you could probably do with the $5 from the spammer accounts plus the revenue stream from MDC and Dubstar/NIWS/Jason I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's funny now but that is exactly where we're headed. One day a Kardashian is going to run and it will be all over after that. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I was expecting THE EMPIRE I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Obviously Judge Katherine B. Forrest is an enemy combatant and needs to detained indefinably as a threat to the country. Problem solved. Ain't laws great? I don't know why we don't have a ton of 'em. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Texas tells voters 'Surprise You're Dead!' Just seen this on TV News. Every so often the State purges the voter rolls of deceased persons. But this year somehow they used the 'wrong' list and sent out letters to voters telling them their voter registration was getting shitcanned because the state reckons they is dead. It's more than a bit strange because it turns out that many of the people mistakenly told they weren't going to be able to vote just happen to be those that might be thought likely to vote Democrat in November, like African Americans and Hispanics. The secretary of state says that's a bunch of hoo-haw they're just doing what the law requires. It ain't like they're trying to 'target' anybody. The Houston Tax Assessor said after they received hundreds of calls they have decided they would not purge their rolls until after the election. The secretary of state told them they would lose their funding, Houston said 'Bring It' The state has backed down. So Houston won't purge these names just yet but everybody else in the state will. Me, I don't know why they bother playing these games. This state is red as hell except for over their around Austin. Anyways, the pretty lady on the TV said the Dems will probably end up sueing the state over this, like it will make any difference. They were also talking about this one woman, she was sitting in her car and some old boy came up and started banging on her window so hard it broke the glass, then he tried to open the door and she shot him in the chest. They didn't say what his intention was. I hope he wasn't just trying to get her to read his essay. Turned out it was Road Rage The woman was on her way to work and she bumped into the Mexican dudes truck. When she stopped at the gas station the Dude followed her and jumped out of the truck started beating on her car and yelling. When he tried to drag her out of the car she shot him. They're going to have a grand jury but the cops are already saying that it looks like self defense. But that was yesterday, today they're yappin about this man what robbed a 5yr old down in Galveston. Poor kid didn't have his concealed carry license yet so he was unable to defend himself from this man. When interviewed the boy said, "NIGGER STOLE MUH CELLPHONE!" I've seen that Judge somewhere before, that's cool you can load it up with 410 shells. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User So did you ever figure out how to write software for a self-driving car or did you just give up when they wouldn't give you the answers? I don't think you told us how that whole online education thing worked out for you brosef. What challenges are you currently working on btw? Just curious. The way you evangelize I figure you must be setting them up and knocking them down. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I am a dumbass and know nothing but, usually, don't you plug the router in to your internet, then plug a pc into router and do the ipconfig, ifconfig or whatever and look at the part that says gateway? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Look for tiny reset button on back hold it down for 10 secs. It might reset to 198.162.1.1 with usernm admin & passwd 1234. Maybe Like I said I don't know jack shit about anything. It may blow up or start smoking or download 100 GB of child porn, turn you in and report your real earnings to the IRS. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User GOOD CUMBACK TEATSTAIN I'M IMPRESSED WIT U WIT U WRITE THAT SHIT YO'SEF OR U HIRE SOMBODY? DAM U BE ILLIN BRO WORD I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WIPO: TOILET PAPER, CONDOMS, KETCHUP PACKS BOX OF CRAYONS I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User See Fairness Doctrine vs Equal Time Rule The first is not obligatory and deals with presenting opposing viewpoints. The second is a law that applies to political candidates. The networks get around the Equal Time Rule by just charging everybody for airtime rather than providing it for free. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Was just an FYI for claes and anyone else there is sometimes confusion over what equal time is. Like if they have a (D) on that doesn't mean that they HAVE to let a (R) have an equal say UNLESS they gave the (D) free airtime. So even though they sell to all, they don't have an obligation to air a (D) ad for each and every (R) ad or vice versa. And if they are covering a topic they are not required to present opposing points of view. They often do for a variety of reasons but it is not a requirement. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User FUCK ME? No, Fuck You. Fuck Me? Fuck You! Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck You, Fuck me. Related: (Educational) Biggest Cock of Horse. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User A REAL drinker would pick up two bottles of vodka for $2.25. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User We're just waiting for the AXXO release That or the Blu-ray RIP. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User No One Murdered Because of This Image Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. Generally I can't stand The Onion because there is too much strange funny shit that happens for real in this world you don't have to make it up. But this was pretty cool. You are beginning to sound like those folks around 1999 that hoarded food, water, ammo in their shelters absolutely convinced that come Y2K there weren't going to be no civilization. Or that guy that was predicting the rapture or these fucknuggets thinking the Aztecs had some kind of line on the end of the world. How long are you going to read the paper and cackle in glee whenever some article is posted that fits into your END of THE WORLDview Chicken Little? It may suck where you are at but down here we seem to be doing pretty good business. Ol Morally there is telling you that shit is working out his way. The only person that has agreed with you so far is drinking himself to death in the casinos in Las Vegas. Why don't you fix them god damn stairs and quit worrying about Armageddon so much huh? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Just wondering if this fire will lead Pakistan to require improved factory safety standards and inspire Socialism Unionization or if they'll just go, 'It was the will of Allah! There is nothing we can do, such a sad thing.' and keep on keeping on. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User New Republican Strategy Hire the poor for low wages in Govt Make-Work factories, make it mandatory if you want to keep your food stamps, poor sign contracts disallowing collective bargaining in any form. Lock doors, set factory on fire. ???? (although some screaming may be involved) PROFIT!!! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Off-Topic Tangentially related Comment I was reading some article about what foreigners visiting the States for the first time found the most shocking, weird, etc. Now most folks would figure it would be the grocery stores, fast food, etc. but not many even mentioned that. No, what really freaked out foreigners the most about our country was the whole tipping for service thing and the refusal of most petty officials to accept bribes. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Notice I said Most and Petty And in part I think it IS capitalism. Petty Officials don't want to fuck with taking $100 here and there from individuals. The risk is not worth the reward. On the other hand if they can get a couple $K bonus on the side from wealthy benefactors then that is worth it. I seriously don't think honesty and integrity have anything to do with it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Around here a bribe is illegal so the risk is jail so yes you probably are blind to some of what's going on. Still I think that is okay. We need idealists and people that can envision a better society to balance out the cynical assholes. It takes the people that can imagine a better world and say hey just because that is the way it is now doesn't mean it has to continue. And especially people that can imagine that way and aren't regularly in the mental hospital or smoking crack all the time. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User offer nothing in return YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Not worried so much about pilfering It's that the lazy fucks will slip out for a break every time the boss' back is turned. They ain't getting paid to smoke and chat and hangout they're getting paid to work god dammit. You know how much that costs me every time a worker is away from their machine? They're practically stealing the food off my table! Why I should charge them every time they take a shit! Why can't they shit on their own time? They come to work and they should piss and shit before they get here but no, they get to work and THEN they want to go take a piss and to shit! Bastards don't appreciate what I do for them. Always the cocksuckers have their hand out it's all about money and safer working conditions, like do they even realize how much I pay in bribes? Do they care? No, the selfish fucks. Taxes, do they even know what I have to pay in taxes and repairs on the equipment? I can barely keep my head above water and what, first thing i find them lollygagging outside on the fire escape smoking and joking and WASTING MY TIME AND MONEY, so I have no choice I have to lock the doors. The filthy lazy fucks! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WIPO: BACON I WANT TASTY BACON I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User What is the event code? Google thinks that TSC is Trial Setting Conference, IDK what FA is? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That is a sign you're getting too damn old It happens, the young women all start to look like jr high girls, the cop that just pulled you over looks like he would be more at home on a Big Wheel. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User No, you're right it's (b) a doesn't enter in to it because how you actually look is different than your own perception of how you actually look. But if you take care of yourself you will look pretty fucking good right into your 70's. Women on the other hand have to go to extreme measures to just look decently fuckable in their late 40's - 50's. I don't know how old you are but you probably are pretty young if you still get carded. That or you just look immature. And if you are 30 something you are just a baby even if you think you're over the hill. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User why was he booked three times Maybe he ran into some law enforcement personnel that don't play. I invite you to read my essay . . . Well I invite YOU to REMAIN SILENT or I am going to PEPPER SPRAY YOU AGAIN just on general principles. I warn you that I can sing like Pavarotti . . . Yeah well you're going to be singing like Grachyov after I crack you 'cross the nuts with this billy club I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Get one of those shirts made with I HAVE iPHONE 5 AND YOU DON'T (loser) or I JUST BOUGHT THE WORLD'S LATEST AND MOST EXPENSIVE PHONE BECAUSE I AM A TOOL perhaps I MEASURE MY SELF-WORTH BY THE GADGETS I OWN I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Whatsat? The diameter of your sphincter? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's what happens when you don't weed the garden Plot gets overgrown and gnarly at first then one day it turns out you have a big patch of wildflowers. Of course the flowers will give you a nasty rash and play hell with your sinuses and the nasty little thorns but hey, you reap what you sow. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User When asked for comment, President Obama stated that the man's actions were objectionable but understandable given the poor state of the economy the President had inherited from George Bush. Obama vowed that he would organize a task force immediately to look into the problem and recommend possible bipartisan solutions. Romney appeared confused when asked about the situation, "I don't understand why the man didn't just stay at the summer cottage. That's what I do when Ann and I have a little tiff. I can only imagine that it was difficult for the butler having to climb in and out of the attic. Still, if an American isn't free to sleep in his ex-girlfriend's attic then that is not an America I want to live in." I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Give a fuck about drapes Have enough shoes to wear for a year without wearing the same pair twice. Drive while putting on makeup and texting Go to the bathroom in groups Suck my dick I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's more of a thought pattern Much like the symbol for the artist formerly known as Prince. The letters sye used to indicate that individual or set of individuals known to K5 is actually a crude approximation of the many layers of nuance and meaning of the actual pure form of sye that exists in the ethereal plane. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User That poem touched me repeatedly in my no-no place. No doubt someone will jump in and give you the skinny on Gold vs Copper Connectors, LCD vs LED vs Plasma vs In-vitro activated baby skin. Myself I buy TV like a stereo. Turn it on and take it for a ride. Some sets look decent by themselves but when you compare them with like models they'll be washed out or fuzzy. I ain't too much in to brands except some manufacturers are pretty consistent. I'm not going to list my favorite because it isn't one of the holy trinity so folks will give you a thousand reasons why it is shit and they may be right, perhaps I have just been lucky. One thing I have learned is that high dollar does not equal high quality. Second important thing for me is connections. I like having a lot of different connections. Not everything I own has HDMI out so it's good to have S-Video and whatever esoteric connections. Good luck, die screaming. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Should be posted to the FP on the Anniversary of the Event. Possibly accompanied by a companion article detailing how the Fire and Police Unions are destroying the city with their ample benefit packages. You can't solve the problem of poverty until you solve the problem of wealth. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User YOUR God is angry My God is chilling by the pool sipping wine and smoking a fat blunt. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User My God likes wine and is really into virgins. seriously. You got to be careful though, you hang out at his house and sooner or later he's passing the hat around. You got a dollah man? His boy is a riot though, he does these cool tricks at parties, walks across the pool, turns all the Aquafina into Chardonnay, raises the dead. You got to see it. It's like Jesus Mindfreak, Chris Angel who? It's too bad he hangs out with that hooker and her bad crowd all the time. Hey. maybe you seen him, he loves trippin out in the desert. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I would ALMOST start smoking I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Make the World go Away http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcrgyt8qjGM&t=0m37s For the Good Times Heartaches by the Number It Keeps Right On A Hurtin' (Since Your Gone) I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Give it up for Man boobs I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You realize that when all was said and done he died right? Death from Lasagna actually. I'm not joking. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I'm sitting here eating a Subway Sammitch and just browsing around letting the old brain relax. Checking the NEWS and the Reddits, etc. Anyways, I am starting to wonder, from the articles and such that I am seeing, about future historians looking back with the benefit of hindsight. Who might they name as the 20th century person that ultimately caused the most damage, the most suffering and deprivation, Adolf Hitler or Ayn Rand? Discuss I apologize, I accidentally Inoshiro in the Poll I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User It's not only about body count you know. I don't know that Ms. Rand has killed anyone at all. But because of Hitler a lot of people ended up suffering, there was great deprivation, loss of freedom, and the diversion of resources away from things that would contribute to the common good. For no reason other than that he was a megalomaniac. Rand, seems to just be getting warmed up having planted the seeds. Her 'Objectivism' is becoming a religion in it's own right. Perhaps I should have compared her to Christianity or some other religion rather than Hitler. It ain't even about the Have's vs the Have Nots anymore. The gap between the 'Super Have's' and the 'Have's but Don't Have Quite as Much' is growing. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Read a book, a book like Atlas Shrugged? I'm not falling for your clever trick to indoctrinate me into your new age religion. I'll stick to the King James Bible. If it was good enough for Jesus then it is good enough for me. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Beats giving money to the homeless I reckon . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I recommend Morphine, Or you could pick up a phone and call the White House. They took care of you once I'm sure they wouldn't mind doing it again. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You should go to San Antonio The economy is doing ok but it ain't goddawful expensive either. They got good mexican food. Plenty of beer and tequila. They're very tolerant of brown skinned people. They have really hot looking young college women just a short drive north in San Marcus. Plus SeaWorld. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Shoot yourself I mean suit yourself. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You're in the wrong place. This is the place where we heap scorn and ridicule upon you then tell you to kill yourself for being such a whiney ass, broke-ass, short-dicked pussy faggot. You want Entertainment you must look elsewhere, try 4chan or reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/). I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Who was that? The fucking Dutch Master-bators or what? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User "DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE FUCKED" I'd say if you're taking it up the ass then you're fucked. Sure the world isn't going to end, maybe, (limited nuclear war to defend Jewsreal) But it is already pretty uncomfortable. I mean you may be okay with it. Hell you may actually enjoy it but it is rubbing my ass raw and they don't bother to hide the fact that they are raping us as hard as they can any more. No, no THANK YOU MA'AM anymore. They don't even do you the courtesy of bringing you a towel. They just have their way and then it's off to the Country Club. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User AW DID YOUR FAVORITE SHEEP DIE ON YOU? MUST BE TOUGH FINDING SOMETHING THAT WILL FUCK YOU WITHOUT FALLING OVER IN PAROXYSMS OF LAUGHTER I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Gig'Em Aggies! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User What articles are you reading? The only person Mike writes about is himself. He may mention the poor homeless etc. but only in the context of himself and how it affects him. That is not groundbreaking writing. One hundred years from now no one will remember Mike because he is failing to get things done. If he were truly a selfless man and poured his heart and soul into these projects of his and perhaps got it past the stage of a broken website then I might begin to agree with you. But at the moment Mike is caught up in his own small world that has little effect beyond this website. The same as you you whining petulant little boy. Coming to complain of how you are treated so poorly on the IRC! How your voice is silenced by the mods who, since they don't agree with you and ban you must be power mad chat dictators! You make me PUKE IN MY MOUTH! Go talk to sye about people who RISK THEIR VERY LIFE in order to speak. You cry about double standards and how it isn't FAIR. Yet you are from the PRIVILEGED CLASS in this country! You are a Caucasian MALE who had the OPPORTUNITY to go to COLLEGE and you THREW IT AWAY so that you COULD GET HIGH! Go tell your troubles to females in this country and in most of the Western World of how UNFAIR it is! Go complain to the Latinos how poorly you are treated. YOU GIVE ME A HEADACHE with your bawlings! You are always asking for a hand-out, give me, provide for me. If you want it so bad go and FIGHT for it! Stand Up like A MAN. But you are not a man you are a PUSSY. You are afraid of your own shadow. You are afraid to talk to people in real life and you do just like Mike does and come up with EXCUSES. 'I'm not social' 'I'don't like this' I don't like that'. BOO FUCKING HOO. Again I'm going to ask you, HOW MANY CHALLENGES HAVE YOU PARTICIPATED IN IN THE LAST YEAR? HOW MANY? You implied in one comment that if they made drugs legal you wouldn't partake. BULLSHIT you would be like the niggers and white trash every morning down at the 7-11 picking up their 40's and their Kools before 9:AM living off your food stamps and buying shit off Amazon with your Basic Income. PARASITE! IT IS EXACTLY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE BUSH AND MITT ROMNEY ARE GAINING POWER IN THIS NATION! BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF WIPING YOUR LITTLE ASS. Put your money where your mouth is, become part of the solution and stop being the PROBLEM. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They really want only one BIG muscle The wallet muscle. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User These here are pretty fucking tasty. Fool Candy I don't recommend. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User DID YOU KNOW? VOXEL IS NOW INTERNAP Pass it on. Basically, if 4chan shuts down tumblr I will go and rape 4chan with porn and shit. Drown me! Roast me! Hang me! Do whatever you please, only please, Brer Fox, please don't throw me into the briar patch! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I just need Alittlesqueeeeze. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Damn I have a fucking headache like a mother-fucker. I know it is sinus related. They don't make the good stuff anymore on account of all the meth heads. Well I guess they make it just don't make it available. Oh well, what can you do. I took what i have but if I don't get relief in a little while I'm going with the nuclear option. Nyquil bpppphhhhhttt---! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User If you don't know who Voxel is that is the Sponsor up there in the sorta upper but down a bit kinda right corner. The little orange thingy. I wonder if the folks there ever check out K5 anymore. I wonder how cool they are with their logo right next to an article Headlined Cruising for Gay sex at Voxel.net? A headline that has ahem stood proud and firm for going on to 2 months. Do you think that had any bearing on their decision to change their name perhaps? What the fuck does Internap really mean anyways? It's like the nap you take between naps. Well I guess that could make sense. Well THANK YOU Internap for sponsoring this site and allowing us; the tired, the piss-poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of a teeming world gone mad the opportunity to let our voices be heard across the global INTERNETS! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They're keeping an eye on you. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User At least there is shrimp and AC in the desert You won't find that in the Gulf. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Like Cletus said, "I doan reckon dem be make far to be good to eat nohow. I gar-on-tee dat dere." I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Scott Adams made a Dilbert Comic all about you. See my Diary. or fuck it just click: http://dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/100000/60000/6000/30 0/166321/166321.strip.print.gif I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Is that porch and stairs fixed yet? When's the last time you mowed that damn yard? You're a homeowner boy, you can't be sittin around in front of the computer all time playing kiddy games. Perfectly good Saturday you should be out in the garage building something or looking for a mate to bare your brood. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Attitude like that and you'll end up being homeless and alone. What, you think your good looks are going to last forever? You think them brain cells going to last under that onslaught? You think your pecker will stand up under that much abuse? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Scott Adams must be a friend of Edmund 'Trane' Donna Lee Blackadder. LoRez sorry that's all I got, no poern or nuttin'. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BUT I AM ALL IN FAVOR OF NIPPING THIS SHIT IN THE BUD. SOUNDS SEXY AS ALL HELL TOO <BarryWhite> HEY BABY, I'M 'BOUT TO NIP YO SHIT IN TH' BUD... OH YEAH. </BarryWhite> I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Looks like you are in the same position as Blastar, if only you could recover a simple password. Thou hast brought failure to hitherto unknown heights. You must be so proud of your disachievements. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You should have someone slam you upside your head with a Model M keyboard every time you even think of running shit as root. When you regain consciousness if you still believe you need to run as root then feel free to do so. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I SHALL RESPOND TO THIS by eating a double-meat cheese-burger! with super-sized fries and a delicious milkshake. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE FOR THE EMPIRE! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I took this quiz via MeFi (See which U.S. presidential candidates you side with on most issues). It said I should vote for Jill Stein. I'm like WHO? Oh and I won't ever get Diabetes because a Republican friend of mine said that, you know, the Male Body, it has a way of shutting that whole thing down, you know. For realz. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You are a liar You tried to do the online education thing and even though there was no grade you wanted to cheat and they wouldn't let you cheat by just giving you the answer. Then you whined about it here on K5. You can't better yourself with online classes because you are too lazy to do the work which is why you are not successful. It's not because you can't lie it is because you are too lazy to put forth the effort it takes to be successful. You take the path of least resistance. How many challenges have you participated in this year? 1? 10? Zero? You don't have to wait for a basic income to accept a challenge and there have been numerous ones going on. But it is just easier for you to whine about them and worry about what you DON'T have rather than what you DO. Stop worrying about what others are "trying" to do to you. Pick yourself up by your own bootstraps and get busy doing productive things. Stop making excuses for your failures. You are just so COMPLETELY FULL OF BULLSHIT. You are a liar. You lie to yourself. You could be a Rockstar but it is up to you. No one is holding you back except for you. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User His Mabanager Maigne Poped one up in jis dome. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You're saying you only smoke it because it is illegal? Hot damn, you are a KURON. I reckon you go out raping, killing, speeding, filing false tax returns, ripping tags off mattresses. Forbidden fruit after all. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I must 3 this for TRUTH REDDIT IS UNDER HEAVY LOAD TRY AGAIN LATER Well he's got the nerdvirgin vote sewn up. If they can haul their fat asses to the polls and get a grip on that lever with their cheesy puff coated fingers. Damn, I didn't realize how desperate the man must be. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User In some places Hitler is Cool I wouldn't sweat it. The market has a way of working this shit out. He'll be rewarded for his vision with cash or he'll be rewarded for his contempt by coming in one morning to find his shop burnt to the ground. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy either way. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WHO? Is that the pizza guy? You know that Roseanne is running on the Socialist ticket, maybe there is time for him to get onboard as her running mate. One heartbeat away! Fuckin' LOL! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User His wife is at home where she belongs IN THE KITCHEN! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Update to My Previous Diary Evidently God is only mildly perturbed by Republicans but he really has a hard on for New Orleans. I guess he doesn't like localroger much either. Probably because he won't mow his damn yard. Got a bunch of cajuns staying the hotels down South of us. They're calling it a Hurri-cation. Chill at the hotel for a few days relax and then go back to LA and MS to whatever is left. They say on the news here it ain't a strong storm but it is big. Are there any black people left in NAWLINS? I thought Katrina got rid of 'em. Houston still has thousands of them still living down there and getting their rent paid courtesy of FEMA. They've tried like 3 times that I know of to cut off funding and then just before they do there is a big outcry and oh you can't just throw these folks out on the street so they just do what ol'Johnny Taylor sang and say, 'It's cheaper to keep her'. But yeah, I didn't think there was any body left over there but white folk. I know on the local news the ones staying at the hotels for these Hurrications have all been of the white (well tan) persuasion. The only black folks they show are holing up with relatives. 'Oh LAWDY we be stacked up in heah like sahdines but the GOOD LAWD know it ain't be de fust time an' it shoa won't be de lass.' I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User The eye is like right over where my wife was born. I GAR-ON-TEE DAT! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Cool, be carefull of any low water crossings on your trip. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User SINNER! PUBLICAN! TAX COLLECTOR! SODOMITE! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I don't think the translation will help if the story is the same. Most of it is exceptionally boring. Just parts are pretty cool. I like the part where Elijah throws down and tells the Baal worshipers. 'Okay, look. You guys round up a couple of bulls and you say your prayers and I'll say mine and whichever God lights the bull on fire, we'll agree that that is the true God.' So they go and get shit together and the Baal priests dance and sing and pray. But nothing happens. So they do this till lunchtime and Elijah starts giving them some shit, "Hey, maybe you need to shout a little louder. Maybe he's in the bathroom taking a dump, maybe he's asleep or daydreaming. Who knows?" And the priests shouted louder and cut themselves all up and cried and screamed some more. So Elijah let them keep this up until suppertime and then he goes, "Ok you guys have had all fricken day. Y'all come over here and watch this shit." Then Elijah put down twelve stones, one for each of the tribes of Israel and dug a little trench around them and prepared his bull and stacked up a bunch of wood. Then he goes, 'Aight, y'all go get me some water.' So they bring him a bunch of water and he soaks the shit out of the wood and everything until it is just dripping wet and the trench was full of water. Then Elijah goes and says his little prayer, doesn't shout, doesn't make a big deal, just says a little prayer. And then WHOOM Fire shoots down from heaven, burns up the bull, the wood, the fricken stones and vaporizes the water in the trench. Elijah turns around and says 'So what do you think of THAT shit?' and the priests and everybody are like FUCK ME! So Elijah tells the folks to grab the priests and Elijah slaughters every sorry one of them. Now that is a cool story. That one and the one where ol'King Saul figures he's going to fuck David up and tells him he's got to bring back 100 foreskins in order to marry his daughter, figuring that the Philistines are going to wipe the floor with David. Then David comes back with 200 foreskins on a silver platter. So there are a few cool stories in there. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User 50 Years from now people will say the same about OS/2 I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Al Gore invented the internet! LOL, they are even forgetting that, see my sig . . . The next gen will think dudes like you and I went around with an onion in our belt. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User NIV or NI? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I don't believe you can get a translated Koran If it's translated then it is not a 'true' Koran or something like that and if you read it you'll go straight to hell, do not pass Mecca and do not collect your 72 virgins. Or so I've been told. It's pretty easy to pick up a copy of Dianetics and The Book of Mormon. If you would like to know more about my religion you can order our bible from Amazon. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Well I don't reckon they'll come of their own accord. I reckon we best round up a few rocks & clubs, invade some other online forum and drag 'em back here by the hair. Whaddya say Kemosabe? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Wagon Train to Luna starring Gene Autry, the singing cowboy I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Gargle with H2O2 or HCl One of em I can't remember It will kill the infection which is 90% of the pain. Then get one of your dope buddies or hooker friends to yank it out with a pliers. Then all you have to do is STOP DOING DRUGS AND BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Looks as if there might be a few inconsistencies in the jury's verdict form. IOW: It ain't over till the Fat Lady Appeal Judge Sings. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User So you have become this guy. Good luck with that. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Scissors and Duck tape I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User PC would be a good way to end the conflict flood them with iPhones and Androids, they'll get so busy arguing with each other over which phone is better they won't have time to be terrorizing shit. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Well I am just not very knowledgeable of Mormons. I never heard of this before I saw that Diane Sawyer thing. It's odd because it is underwear. If it was a hat like a turban or veil, a little beanie or something, or maybe a necklace with a dead guy nailed to a cross those things are kinda strange in their own way but understandable. The main thing is that people can see them and know that oh that person is of a certain faith and proud to proclaim it. But underwear. Nobody knows your wearing it but you. It's a religious icon that no one else will see and one that is going to get skidmarks and little tinkle stains and shit. That is seriously fucked up if you think about it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User DUBSTAR, YOU BRING ENORMOUS JOY TO ME You go to all this trouble and the time you take to zero my comments, each one is like a pearl. Because I know that with each one you are somewhere thinking of me and expending effort on my behalf. You flatter me with the attention. Unfortunately I do not think of you, nor expend any more effort than I normally do on this site. For you, the day tdillo replied to a comment of yours was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. Nice Interview. You are quite Photogenic. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Actually yes When he told me it was on like Donkey Kong I expected he would just run a script to auto zero all my comments but that has not been the case. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Say what? So I'm watching Diane Sawyer and her pal gets to go into a Mormon Temple. Now if you didn't see this they make it out like they're entering the Holy-est of Holys. Like you know them dances that no white man has ever seen before and lived to tell the tale. They show the heated baptismal where the members are Baptised by the Dead. They make a big deal out of everybody having to wear white. The 'Sealing' Room which is what we call a wedding chapel but they don't call it a wedding. It's getting Sealed, because according to their faith there ain't no 'Til Death Do You Part' shit. You're stuck with that ass FOREVER. At the end of the piece they are, seriously talking about secret handshakes. But what really got me was that according to Diane, each and every day Mormon's wear . . . Secret Mormon Underwear. I'll never look at Romney in the same way again. . . Obviously Hurricane ISSAC is PROOF That GOD HATES FAGS REPUBLICANS Vote Early Vote Often I'm bout to Empire all over your ass in a minute. LEGITIMATE RAPE! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Let's see I think there ain't but 'bout ten of them suckers. You got yore 0, your 1, 2, 3, 4, & 5. Then their comes 6, and 7. Then you got 8, & 9 and I reckon that's about it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You can most certainly divide by zero The result is just undefined. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User And pie are round cornbread are square. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Noaw jew just talkin in circles My nipples are SO HARD I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Hold out your hands I'll fill one with shit and Harry B Otch will fill the other with numbers. We'll see which one fills up first. Then we'll divide you by zero. That'll make for an interesting Friday. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Man you beat me to this. They were talking about this on all the local news channels last night and treating it as pretty serious (I'm glad I don't live in Lubbock). I don't see where you mention it there but evidently he is putting the county money where his mouth is; setting aside funds for ammunition, food, water, fuel, etc. to prepare for the coming Obamaclypse. He also has asked for a 1.7 tax increase to hire more deputies and shit. "He's [Obama] going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the United Nations, and what is going to happen when that happens? I'm thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we're not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we're talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy. Now what's going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He's going to send in U.N. troops. I don't want 'em in Lubbock County. OK. So I'm going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say 'you're not coming in here'. And the sheriff, I've already asked him, I said 'you gonna back me' he said, 'yeah, I'll back you'. Well, I don't want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me." - Judge Head I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User T-Mobile is awesome They gave AT&T the finger and walked away with a Bazillion dollars. And guess what? THEY DON'T FUCKIN CATER TO NO iPHONE DOUCHEBAGS! I LOVE me some of that T-Mobile PINK! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I seem to remember reading a similar article about Yahoo! back in the day when someone would actually look at your website before they added it to the index. The interviewee had similar problems from looking at all the nasty nasty shit on the net. Difference was that they weren't alone but part of group of people so they could offer each other support and Yahoo! had therapists or counselors or something like that they could talk too. Even still, the person ended up really fucked in the head the same way a vet might be fucked up from their experiences. I disagree about the doing it for free thing though. It would be like being the ice cream taster. You go in thinking WOW I FUCKING LOVE ME SOME ICE CREAM THIS IS GOING TO BE A GREAT JOB! Then you spend 10-12 hours a day all day week after week tasting ice cream. It wouldn't be long until you were like IF I NEVER SAW ANOTHER SPOON OF ICE CREAM IN MY LIFE IT WOULD BE TOO SOON! Unless you were like a really really sick, twisted and fucked up individual already in which case all I can say is to keep plenty hand lotion and SEND IN THE TOWELS! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User They don't say, Ok Harry you're in the CP dept It's like moderation, you have to look at what gets posted and flagged. This incident might be possible gore and this incident might be some alleged CP, the next one might be animal cruelty. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get. Actually that is way worse as far as mindfuckededness is concerned. One instance you're looking at raped baby the next you're looking at dead baby then deep fried cat followed by deep fried shit in baby-food jar. How anyone could keep their sanity doing that all day is troubling. But somebody has to do it, how would Law Enforcement know about it if there wasn't somebody looking at it and reporting it. And if Google didn't try to sanitize the stuff off their properties then they might be liable. I don't know for sure because IANAL but it makes sense. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Remember that Google owns YouTube and Yahoo owns Flickr so even if they were clear of search results they would still need some janitorial staff. I actually don't know if they are legally liable. I don't imagine they would be. But like torrents got taken off Google suggestions even though Google ain't going to be shut down for facilitating copyright infringement it makes them look better maybe. Who knows what goes thru these Corps heads? Look what happened when Anderson Cooper called out reddit for r/jailbait. It would be fucked up if Cooper or Blitzer or somebody needing a juicy story could go, "Oh look! Pedos get their fix through GIS!" I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User If it meant we could abort Jason then I'm all for it. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Somoa Ain't that one of them places where the chief makes you sleep with his wife or some shit? Samoa, that's a fuckin' Girlscout Cookie. I think you're pulling my leg... I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User He's got 5 min to pull out I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User She also told you she was eighteen and you believed her huh? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You realize that women can get a safe, affordable and legitimate abortion now right? They don't have to claim rape or anything. Conservadicks are trying to back that train up though. Just like they're trying to shut up the gays, make atheism illegal and disenfranchise niggers and women. They want us to go back to the good old days of 1700. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User What about bashing Jewish Texans? http://o.b5z.net/i/u/10121673/h/Images/gary_clement_cartoon.gif Good ol' boys like Kinky Friedman. Author of such wonderful works like: Get Your Biscuits in the Oven & Your Buns in the Bed Ride 'Em Jewboy They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas And of course, Asshole from El Paso We don't have no love in's in el paso We don't go to porno picture shows We don't swap our wives with our neighbors And we keep our kids away from mexico. And I'm proud to be an asshole from el paso A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered. You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos Ta-ta-ta-tacos And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour. We don't wipe our asses on old glory, God and lone star beer are things we trust. We keep our women virgins till they're married So hosin' sheep is good enough for us. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Ah, didn't know that, thanx he sings better than kinky too, http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KG/chavin/Chinga-Chavin_03_cum_stains_on_the_pillow.mp 3 I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I'd watch it. also Mel Gibson called and is begging to direct. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I understand he had inoperable brain cancer caused by that awful red cap he wears. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User MDComic Are you broke? - starring Peggy & Michael David Crawford. I find your lack of clothing around young boys disturbhing My wife came home to find me in bed with a young, attractive blonde girl. She asked me, she said, "what the fuck are you doing?" I replied, "We're practicing our golf swings." "That's a stupid fucking answer!", she says. I said, "Well, that was a stupid fucking question" Q. What will you find at a zoo in Louisiana that you won't find at a zoo anywhere else? A. On the plaque with the animal's name they'll have a good recipe too. Ain't you got some sheep that need fucking? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Exactly, back in the day there was ONE SCREEN Two at most and they were HUGE. Going to the movie was an experience that you just couldn't replicate at home. Like going to a rock concert or something. Then they started doing these multi screens and they got smaller and smaller while my TV got bigger and bigger. Now I don't have a screen as big as the one at the theater but I don't sit as far away so to me the perspective is the same. I have a good sound system that is way better than the muddy shit the theater has and I have beer, watch when I want and no 20 minutes of ads before the show. I have a computer connected so I can watch streamed or dl'd stuff. A theater just can't compete with my home experience anymore unless it is fucking IMAX. I expect that is true for a lot of folks these days because you don't even need high end equipment to beat out a theater anymore. You can get everything you need at Walmart even. And again like you say, the really good shit isn't the Hollywood blockbusters it's the cable series shit like Game of Thrones. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You know, talkin bout cams and YT movies and how Hollywood just generates shit mostly reminds me of the problem with video games. You have people that are trying to say look if we just make it more immersive, like Cameron's 3D and Jackson's 48 fps then folks will want to watch the shit. They've become jaded and want to see better effects. Well that's just like a lot of game publishers that try to out do each other on graphics and environments like that is the only thing that is important. Now I like good graphics but it is always going to be about gameplay first and foremost. If it ain't fun to play then the graphics aren't going to help because people will quit before they see half of it. And if it IS fun then it doesn't matter if it is pixellated and pallette shaded up the wazoo. As long as you can see what you're doing. With movies it is the story that is most important. Sure if it looks visually stunning that is a plus but if the story sucks it doesn't matter what it looks like. And if it is a good film it won't matter much if you watch it on a 50 foot screen or a YT window. I watched many a good film on a little B&W set and it didn't diminish the movie in any way whatsoever. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User SACRILEGIOUS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0RQ3779NH8 I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User SUCK HIS DICK AND FIND OUT I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User At least we'll know it has reached it's peak when AVOCADO colored appliances come back into style. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User I know right? What up with Zombies? I think maybe it is a fear of the older gen. You know, the Boomers. Like the youngsters are ready for them to go ahead and die so they can maybe clean up after their shit. But the fear is, they are so all persuasive, controlling the political, the environmental, the cultural landscape for so long that when it comes their time they ain't going to give up and they'll just come shuffling back to completely wreak havoc on what little is left of civilization. Now in a REAL ZA were it to happen I think the best bet would be shit that was easy to find ammo for. You know whatever crap Walmart and Kmart and shit sells. Nothing real fancy. Course then you get into well are they slow zombies or are they the fast zombies. Either way you're fucked it's just a matter of time. Nice boots though. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User WOW JUST WOW I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User hgasdfkjafgkadsg kasjdhfoow uhdj kiemkfmf kekekeke where's my hossenfeffer? eh what's up doc? I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook UserI may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourse Negroe Jew Jewgroe African-American-Asian Chigger License to Puke I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook UserI may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourse Maybe baby, I'll have you and maybe baby you'll be true. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook UserI may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.< I don't know but I been told Eskimo pussy is mighty cold. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook UserI may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.< It's a dog eat dog and eat cat too. There are 6 patients in a mental facility all sitting around chatting. There was a zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophiliac, a pyromanic, and a masochist. And for some reason they are talking about cats. The zoophile says, "I know! Let's get a cat, and fuck it!" To which the sadist responds, "Yeah! We will fuck it, then torture it!" The murderer chimes in, "Let's fuck it, torture it, then let's kill it!" And then the necrophiliac says, "Perfect! Let's fuck it, torture it, kill it and then fuck it again!" The pyromaniac chimes in with, "So let's fuck it, torture it, kill it, then fuck it again, then we can set it on fire!!" After a small pause they turn to the masochist and say, "Uh, you got any input here?" The masochist replies, "MEOW!" I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User You remember that time you were telling me you went and stuck a bunch of oysters up your boyfriend's butthole and then ate them out of there? That was some funny shit and then you said, "I got pissed off 'cuz I put six oysters up there but I sucked out seven!" Man I laughed so hard I puked on the dog! I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User So you're working huh? I mean you went from no-tell motel to resort. Cool. You ever eat at that World Buffet? The one at the Rio? Locals get a discount. A man can pack it away in there. They got some really good places to eat there in Vegas. I just can't get over how much they love fucking shrimp though. Fucking shrimp everywhere. But that is one thing I like about Vegas is you ain't going to go hungry, they got plenty of grub. Goose liver eh? Is that anything like Oscar Meyer Liver Cheese lunch meat? I love that shit. I like it on bread with some potted meat slathered over it and an onion and lots of mayonnaise. Slap a slice of cheddar on there and some sliced up Serranos. OOOOO-WEEE that is some good eating. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 2125 or thereabouts But hey, the Gulf is JIST FINE! They tell us that every five minutes on TV. I don't buy any of it in the grocery store but the restaurants you can never tell . . . but hell it sounds bad but then again whenever I'm down around Galveston and see what gets washed out from the Houston Ship Channel well . . . I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User All those rich friends, how could this happen? Obviously Russian hackers had something to do with this. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. FM radio is cheaper too huh? I don't understand the fee structure but from what I have read they practically get a free pass to rape the Internet radio stations. But like where I am there are tons of FM stations but little choice in format. a) You got Country Music (or country pop) with a ton of commercials b) you got Hippity Hop Pop with a ton of commercials c) you got Classic Rock from the 60's 70's 80's etc. (which is weird because they'll play a Beatles tune followed by AC/DC) with a big block of commercials at the end of every set. d) AND GAW-HUD APP-EARED BEFORE MO' SUS IN THE FORUM OF A BURNIN BUSH . . . So things like Soma.FM, Pandora, and Satellite Radio are like Sanity Keepers Note, see it ain't the guns that make Texans crazy it's the crap they have to listen to on the radio. Between Rush Limbaugh's 'OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST!' and Chesney's 'Talkin' 'bout a buncha SHI-FT WORK!' someone is gonna get blown away. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Never expose it to bright light, esp the sun Never get it wet. And, the most important tip of all, never, ever feed it after midnight. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What makes a memorable movie quote? The Secret Science of Memorable Quotes Computer scientists have analysed thousands of memorable movie quotes to work out why we remember certain phrases and not others. Can you judge the difference between a memorable quote and just any old line? Take the test. What is your favorite movie quote? I have several really favorites, here's one: 'I'm afraid I have some bad news. ' 'Well that's a switch.' and of course: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage? No, I didn't Do you know WHY you didn't see that sign? Why? 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! more discussion . . . Also, why I love reddit and imgur Pepsi gets trolled Well OBVIOUSLY! but WHY did you need to test this? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I accidentally a link there Well OBVIOUSLY! but WHY did you need to test this? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you saw it then you would already know the memorable quote. It asks about movies you haven't seen to test your ability to recognize a memorable quote. DUH Griffith. LOL They hope that one day some marketroid can input a list of canned phrases and their program will say 'this one right here is the one that will go VIRAL on your ass. EVERYBODY will be saying this tomorrow' and the devs will make a bajillion hojillion ducats and be snorting blow off the asses of 17 year old asian girls while playing Half-Life 3 which is of course the fantasy of computer scientists EVERYWHERE. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ok if you didn't read it What these guys did is they took a bunch of quotes that became memorable and a bunch of just bullshit and they found that the memorable stuff had some shit in common. So they wrote some softwares that looks at phrases and things and predicts if that phrase is going to be the next 'I'll Be Back'. The test you take is to see how good you are at predicting what phrases would be memorable. It's just a fun thing no big deal. If the dudes get the software working good though then like I said they will be able to tell marketers and such hey this phrase is a better phrase to sell your soap than this phrase. It's technology and culture (well pop culture I guess), from somewhere or another, who knows maybe a trench is involved somewhere. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 50% of purchase-price return Explain? EDIT: Nevermind, I googled it. You can only claim up to your winnings so if you don't win anything (because you didn't play just collected old tickets) you can't deduct anything either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've said it before, Some men need some killer weed and some men need cocaine. Some men need some cactus juice to purify their brain. Some men need two women and some need alcohol. Everybody needs a little something, but Lord, I need it ALL! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't wanna be a Fat Man People would think that I was just good fun. Would rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being one. Too much to carry around with you, no chance of finding a woman who will love you in the morning and all the night time too. Don't want to be a fat man, have not the patience to ignore all that. Hate to admit to myself half of my problems came from being fat. Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him, I seen the other side to being thin. Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My BMI is about 88 That's pretty good ain't it? Like a B+? I've only had three heart attacks. But I'm eating healthy. Why right this minute I'm having a tasted Subway sandwich with extra bacon and guacamole with some McDonald's fries (I love 'em dipped in Mayonnaise) and a 64 oz Sweet Tea. I'll be as slim as Jared in no time! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jews murdered Jesus that's all you need to know. Everything else follows from that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't matter whether you believe in him or not. He believes in YOU. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No mistake Pilate asked them and they wanted Jesus killed because he pissed off the Big Jews. That he was a Jew himself don't matter, they fucking killed him. The fucking Jews killed Jesus. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL at you thinking the Gov is going to change things when THEY ARE IN COLLUSION with the Bankers and THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. BRIETBART AND THE ROCKEFEELERS run things from the AIRPORT in COLORADO, LIZARD PEOPLE ARE AMONG US SHEEPLE WAKE UP! THEY put CLOUD TRAILS in the sky full of CHEMICALS to SILENCE US make us weak. The TRUTH is out there TRANE find us IN THE DESERT near the CROSSROADS you will be CONTACTED brother! SOON! Look for the SIGN IN THE WINDOW. The HATERS and UNBEILEVERS will be PUSHED ASIDE. YOUR QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED BROTHER. 6119-A8-447-GTE I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What they don't understand is they are at least supposed to keep us in Bread and Circuses. Well fuck me if they ain't cutting off the bread (Government doesn't need to be in the bread business and is a piss-poor bread maker anyways) but they're pricing everyone out of the Circus also. Hope Ryan has a fiddle. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't realize you swung both ways Interesting. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looks like an alcoholic And not very bright either. 'This case is not in our jurisdiction ladies, you'll need to refile in State Court' Boner: 'My prayers are answered! I've been found innocent!' Boner: 'I never curse. Why if I accidently hit my thumb with a hammer I say PRAISE JESUS! But I had to let those two harlots go because they wouldn't shut their filthy lying whore mouths! They insisted on dressing in the most provocative manner and they spoke such dirty lies about me. Talking about such filth and perversions. They just wouldn't stop and flaunting their bodies in the office it was . . . can you excuse me for just a moment? It's getting awfully warm in here and I feel the need to step out for just a moaaaaahhhh-uh-ment. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So how do you manage this? I mean, it makes sense, but if I lean forward like I was on MSNBC it is really uncomfortable so I don't think that is right. So what I started doing is putting my feet up on the seat and grabbing my knees. It is pretty comfortable that way and also if I stick my head between my legs I can watch it coming out which is a plus. But I'm not sure if this is the right way because it introduces a slight angle on the turd. Also if I have any gas trapped up in there I end up peppering the opposite wall. The wife kind of frowns on that. When I try to explain what I am doing she says, "Look if you want to squat then take a roll and go out back into the woods. Elsewise sit your ass down like good christian folk." I'm thinking the most healthy way is to squat down in the tub and then turn on the shower but the old lady said don't even think about it. I like the wet-wipe idea also. And then get the hair dryer out to dry off. It is really an exhilarating sensation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What is a "phone book"? Is that like an ebook? How do you put your feet on it? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're an exception alright like one of them kids that have to wear a helmet when they leave the house. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More like Assholes with Assburgers I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BROtherly Love, Not Gay No Balls Touching. It does look like they're saying. Mitt, 'You the man!' Ryan, 'Naw YOU the man!' Mitt, 'No No, YOU the Man!' Ryan, 'No way bro, YOU the MAN!' Mitt, 'I beg to differ, You are the MAN' Ryan, 'Seriously Mittens, You are the Man!' Mitt, 'Don't call me Mittens' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey Hey Hey Hey Smoke weed e'ry day. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That makes about as much sense as anything trane has ever written about economics. Who gave you this idea? Tyler Durden? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No only turtle-neck wearing hipsters like Apple and they only like it ironically. They love it not because they are impressed with a Retina display but because they are not impressed by a Retina display. iTunes is a monstrosity and the Apple store is crap so they worship both obviously. The Genius bar is so over-the-top that it is actually cool. Plus it blows the mind of both normal people and the elderly so they love it. They love Apple because Apple punishes them and the more it punishes them the more they love it. Nerd Virgins may like it for its features or how it is crafted which is typical of Nerd Virgins. While Apple users are huh what? True Apple users love it because it is more than technology it is a statement about who they are. Apple is a lifestyle. Apple is a fashion. Apple tells others that the Apple user is an individual, he is different, he is unique because he is just like all these other turtle-necked Apple users. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Discomfort includes things like pain and hunger Don't be so quick to pass judgement. Sometimes pain can be pleasure. I'm not just talking in sexual way either. I'm no BDSM type at all but I tell you what a good Habanero or Serrano pepper is quite pleasurable. Hunger and other desires can be made more intense and thereby more pleasurable by delaying gratification. I realize this doesn't answer your question but I just wanted to point these things out because when you start thinking about things you shouldn't just assume things to be given. You need to think deeper. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So Quaint! This Site Best Experienced In Netscape 3.0 or better at 800 x 600 resolution. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am now banned from campus Following up on my last diary, I received a letter today from the university: This is to inform you effective immediately (January 17, 2007) that you may not be on the Central Washington University campus for any reason. On January 13, 2007, you were involved in an incident on the Central Washington University Campus involving drugs, which is a violation of the Central Washington University Student Conduct Code (WAC 106-120) and Washington State Laws. If you wish to come on campus for official business, you must first contact the Central Washington University Police Department at 509-963-2958 and the Vice President for Student Affairs and Enrollment Management Office at 509-963-1515. Failure to do so will result in your arrest for trespassing. Sincerely, Jack A. Baker Assistant to the Vice President for Student Affairs Cc: Campus Police I think the punishment is excessive. According to http://apps.leg.wa.gov/WAC/default.aspx?cite=106-120-028, they chose option (6) which is the most severe option for my violation. Why? I think there is an appeals process. I know I did wrong, I will not smoke pot or drink in the library again, I just want to use the facilites of this public university to work on my bot and read and stuff. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, over five years now and look how far you've come in those five years. Wow. It's hard to believe that you are even the same person. You're so healthy and happy. Getting out and doing things. Meeting people, traveling. You have a successful career. A woman that loves you. You've really made the most of this time. You are an example to us all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. High Plains Drifter and Pale Rider are awesome He's a ghost or maybe a demon, either way he's not really a human in either one. They're awesome movies. Although Pale Rider is much better . . . Preaaaaaaaacccchhhheeeerrrr! Other than that you watch shitty movies and so you don't even realize when you are watching a good movie, that is the whole problem right there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've been meaning to ask What is up with all this then? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Some alcoholic I reckon I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The guy that said that is & never a wrong reason I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm surprised you're not all over that breach of the Holy Safari browser users trusting innocence by Googhoul. Something about "largest fine ever levied by the U.S. Federal Trade Commission". But instead you're complaining about a Yahoo! property? Yahoo! Really? Isn't that like bitching about Tripod hosting or MySpace social networking? You're starting to sound like Andy Rooney. And he's dead. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WOW UNCANNY VALLEY YOU DON'T SUPPOSE . . . NO WAY THERE COULD BE . . . IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE . . . IS IT? . . . ARE THERE . . . TWO OF THEM? OMFG! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That doesn't look like any process architect I know. Although they are sporting software of elegance and beauty. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Broaden your horizons Jam is perfectly acceptable on pancakes as is honey or perhaps peanut butter, etc. One might even consume them with cottage cheese and fresh fruit. Possibilities, delicious possibilities. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wet Wipes called, said keep the syrup off the phone it makes a sticky mess. What is a pancake but a flat piece of bread? Whatever is good with bread is good with a pancake. STOP WITH YOUR DISCRIMINATION! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought syrup was in everything these days I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Samsung not content to simply copy look, feel & functionality. Now they are copying the Apple manufacturing process also! The only thing is, I'm kind of starting to be on the fence with this child-labor issue. I mean everyone has to compete in global markets these days. Why should only the big boys be able to cut costs by using what is for practical purposes slave-labor? Why can't someone like our own Morally Inflexible not be able to hire a couple of 8-yr olds for pennies on the dollar to toil in his server farm? It's terrible unfair to the job creating small businessman. Hopefully when Romney is elected president we can stop pretending about all this 'created equal' bull shit and get back to good old American values. Values like old rich property owning white guys running shit and slaves doing the work. The very values that made this country great. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So this old boy stopped at the little out of the way restaurant and after having a cup of coffee he motioned the counter guy over and asked him if he knew where he could find him a decent date. The guy said, No sir, there ain't no women for 'bout a hunnert miles I reckon. Ol'boy says, So what do y'all do around these parts then? Yew use yore hand or what? Guy says, Well we got ol' Wong the Chinaman back 'air. Yew can take a run at him. Ol'boy says, Ta'hell with that man, I don't go in for that bullshit, no sir! Guy says, Suit yerself. Ol'boy has another cuppa and asks that counter guy , Yew shore yew ain't got no wimmen round here? Not even an old ugly bitch? Guy says, I tol' ya a'fore there ain't none 'tall. But yew still welcome to have a go with ol Wong the Chinaman. Ol'boy is like, Shit man, I just don't go in fer that shit. Guy says, Well alright then. Ol'boy says, Well, just fer curiosity sake, how much would it run me fer a quick run on that, whadja call him? Wong? Guy says, Yep. That'd be ol Wong the Chinaman and it'd run yew 'bout fifty dollahs. Ol'boy is like FIFTY DOLLAHS! JUST TO FUCK A CHINA MAN? GOD DAMN! Guy says, Well ya gotta unnerstan', yew see it ain't as easy as all that. See me and Billy Bob we gots ta hol' him down. On account of ol Wong? Well ol Wong, see, he don't go for that shit neither. So I reckon you best go on ahead and jack it elsewise you might end up with ol Wong the Chinaman. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. With enough AdderLOL WHO NEEDS SLEEP?! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Abortion should be legal up to the 84th tri-mester That would stop a lot of bull-shit. Catholic priests are only anti-abortion because it cuts down on the supply of young booty. As for solving the ugly black baby problem the black community seems to have that well in hand. Generally the victims of drive by shootings are little kids asleep in their beds or cribs. "The doctor in the video, apparently, is an active political donor, giving almost all his money to Democrats." That's got to be a misprint, everyone knows all them Docs are Republican Small Business Owners and job creators that are in danger of being enslaved by Obamacare and persecuted by crushing tax rates. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You ourta had them needles stuck in yore back they takes them long needles and jabs 'em in yore back raht there at them pressure points and then you git one of them thar itty-bitty girls to walk on yore back. I reckon it kinda hurts a bit at first but it's a good kinda hurt and afterwards you feel like somebody done give you a new body I tell you what. Yep And that there Ghost in the Shell, I tell you that is some larrupin good stuff raht thar. I ain't real het up on them thar tamagootchis. They is cute in their own way I reckon. I jist don't care fer 'em on account they is so damn nimble for their size and weight. I ain't weeaboo fer all things oriental but I kin appreciate their aesthetic. Some of my pardners think I is racist because I drawl distinctions and refuse to believe that we ain't all jist exactly alike but I tell yew what a plain biscuit just ain't all that interestin'. Jist as long as a feller don't git to thinkin' that one is better'n than t'other is all. Well, I gots ta mosey on down tha road a piece. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I usually wait till the dropping of the bomb on Nagasaki to celebrate. The last time (AFAIK) that a nuclear weapon has ever been used in anger. I don't know about how many lives the people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki saved in the ending of the war. However I honestly believe that their sacrifice have saved millions in the generations that followed by simply showing the enormous devastation that is caused through the use of nuclear weapons. Were it not for their sacrifice I feel like there are those who would have resorted to the use of nuclear devices in the many many military actions that have taken place in the years since. I am not Anti-Nuke. I am Pro-Nuke. Like fire I believe that it can be used for good and can be used safely. Nothing is perfect but the more we work with it the more we learn. On the other hand like fire it can be used for evil and we must be ever vigilant. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Or you take it in the ass because only you can prevent forest fires. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5 Kampfire Time Gather round chillun, Open the link in a new tab or winder or whatever and sing-a-long with me. Bronco Bill's Lament Words & Music by Don McLean I coulda been most anything I put my mind to be, But a cowboy's life was the only life for me. It's a strong man's occupation ridin' herd and livin' free, But strong men often fail Where shrewd men can prevail, I'm an old man now with nothin' left to say, But oh god how I worked my youth away. Well you may not recognise my face, I used to be a star, A cowboy hero known both near and far. I perched upon a silver mount and sang with my guitar, But the studio of course, Owned my saddle and my horse, But that six-gun on the wall belongs to me, Oh god I can't live a memory. You know I'd like to put my finger on that trigger once again, And point that gun at all the prideful men. All the voyeurs and the lawyers who can pull a fountain pen, And put you where they choose, With the language that they use, And enslave you till you work your youth away, Oh god how I worked my youth away. Whoopee ty yi oh Whoopee ty yi ay, One man's work is another man's play Oh god how I worked my youth away. You see I always liked the notion of a cowboy fighting crime, This photograph was taken in my prime, I could beat those desperados but there's no sense fightin' time, But the singin' was a ball Cause I'm not musical at all, I moved my lips to someone else's voice. I coulda been most anything I put my mind to be, But a cowboy's life was the only life for me. It's a strong man's occupation ridin' herd and livin' free, But strong men often fail Where shrewd men can prevail, I'm an old man now with nothin' left to say, But oh god how I worked my youth away. Government employees . . . pond scum of the earth. Thanks for making me feel appreciated : ( I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. EXECUTIVE SUMMARY He's announcing a new project, he's giving up WarpLife in favor of THE ANNIHILATION OF ALL LIFE ON EARTH! He has become Mad Doctor Crawford 'MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!', he cackled maniacally as he stroked the fur of his pet cat Cricket. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well . . . he might START but then there will be the inevitable . . . there was an error processing this request I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Then Wolf Blitzer is reading our posts on CNN "Today we bring you some postings of the newly revealed hacker site Kuro5hin, pronounced 'Corrosion' which features the tagline 'technology and culture from the trenches' obviously a reference to trench warfare where nerve gas was first employed. Kuro5hin is operated by elite hacker Rusty Foster who lives on a strategically located remote island just off the Northeastern Coast of the United States. The site is powered by software known as Scoop, again similar to the shovels used by soldiers in order to dig their trenches. In order to find out a bit of the mindset the members of Kuro5hin share we have decided to look into some of their posts. We warn the viewer that some of the content of these posts are extremely graphic in nature. Just a cursory scan of the articles posted to the front page of the site indicate a deeply anti-social, misogynistic and hate-filled group. This group has stretched the meaning of 'Free Speech' nearly to it's breaking point. The very first article is seems to be some kind of How-To guide for obtaining homosexual partners through the use of web hosting companies. And it goes downhill from there. Joining us tonight is the head of Psychiatric Studies at the Maryland Psychiatric Research Center: University of Maryland, Dr. Anthony F. Lehman. Dr Lehman, thank you for joining us. We have to take a break for just a moment but when we return we'll be speaking with Dr Lehman about some of these psychopaths that make up the community of Kuro5hin. Twisted folks that go by the names Pnrp, balsalmic vinigga, Blaster, HollyHopDrive, LilDebbie, etc. This and more after these important messages. . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think he also said that he believes Obama is Mentally Ill and the PTB are trying to cover it up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not incoherent It's encrypted duh I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You realize of course that his feet probably picked up more germs from being on the sink/counter than his feet left on the sink/counter? Still, you could always go fart in his bed or take a dump in it and tell him, 'Oh, I'm not self-conscious about my ass.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They need better PR Sure, it is 'scientifically' better to search for organic life perhaps but what they really need is some kind of airborne rover that can take some awesome pics to beam back. What I see is always these dusty pics looking like the desert in Nevada. They should take some from Olympus Mons and some of the more scenic areas of Mars. That would maybe get the public a little more fired up so that they would pressure government to invest more into NASA. It is going to be even worse if NASA actually does find life on Mars. They make an annocement, "LIFE DISCOVERED ON MARS!" Now every mouth-breather is going to be thinking 'little green men' "Sooo CUTE! LIKE Share." But then they find out it's some fucking microscopic germ. Then it's going to be all 'WHY DOES NASA SPEND MY TAX MONEY ON THESE BOONDOGGLES? PRIORITIES PEOPLE!" While it would be significant for the scientists and extremely significant for us as a species the majority of the voting public is just not going to give a shit. There goes what little cash for NASA to buying a couple of extra tanks and a helicopter to use in the Middle East. But I am surprised they Got-R-Done. The guy was on Colbert the other night explaining it and I was thinking the whole scheme is like something the three stooges dreamed up. If it had been a scene in a sci-fi movie it would be difficult to believe. To do it in real life and make it work is really something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, number fucking 1 It ain't about how many guns or whatever. It's a ridiculous notion to just pass out weapons like candy. A weapon is a tool and one needs to be trained to use that tool. But if you have a citizenry of well armed and well trained people I swear you have the difference between an interesting story to tell at the dinner table and 9/11. Number fucking 2 I don't know how many massacres were stopped because the massacre was stopped. So it wasn't news. So nobody heard about it. Do you know how many people get shot in Houston on a daily basis? Do you ever hear about it? How many of those were potential massacres that got nipped in the bud? you only hear about it when the shooter isn't taken down the minute he shows his cowardly face. Number fucking 3, and the um, what's the third one there? Let's see. I can't the third one. I can't. Sorry Oops. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh they're going extinct. They're just taking their sweet ass time about it. Like Kur05hin.org. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All I see around that one guys head is FAP FAP FAP with targeting reticukles even. HIGH SCORE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. TRANSLATION I'M ABOUT 290 LBS RIGHT NOW WHICH IS 6 LBS INTO "OVERWEIGHT" BY MY CALCULATIONS. I WATCH UFC SOMETIMES THOUGH SO I FEEL LIKE I'M IN GOOD SHAPE I WORK AT A CALL CENTER LMAO. I MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR A NIGGER. AND UH SINCE I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND OR ANY FRIENDS FOR THAT MATTER I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME AND NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MYSELF. I DON'T GET YOUR REFERENCE ABOUT SEUNG-HUI CHO OR WHATEVER BECAUSE I AM AN AUTISTIC FAGGOT AND STILL RETAIN MY VIRGINITY. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I wish I had a pot You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot? A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy. Well you should be happy, 'cause you do. Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing. I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly. The difference is huge. You want me to have a pot? No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it. You think guys would find that attractive? I don't give a damn what men find attractive. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. but their of how I think you accidentally a word there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is Google's fault Seriously. And I have no love for Apple. But you see the young bucks are in there doing the designs. Not the old guys. We've been kicked out of the club. The young bucks they grew up with Google. When they hit a problem they don't sweat it out. Why bother? Just Google it and somebody somewhere has an answer they just copy and paste and it's Miller time. So the young bucks at Samsung needed to design a tablet. So they looked around and thought 'what is the easiest way to do this so we can get back on 4chan and reddit?' and they just copy & pasted an Apple product. High-fived each other and started watching old episodes of Dr Who on Crackle. Now some might argue that well, form follows function. The devices do similar things so it is no surprise that they look nearly identical. Well, I'm sitting here looking at a Bic Lighter. Its only purpose is to light shit on fire. It has a distinctive form. I also have a drawer full of various brand lighters. Many of which follow the form of the Bic Lighter. But there is no way that they would be confused with a Bic lighter. Samsung was just fucking lazy. That's all there is to it. I don't like these look-and-feely lawsuits but god damn Samsung should've known better. The only reason this shit is happening and happening more often is because of the lazy ass mindset brought about by the over-use of Google. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pussy on toast. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If that twat is so dry I got to worry 'bout crumbs it ain't worth eatin' in the first place. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought American pussy was lazy British pussy got to be prepared to be eaten? On this side of the pond we eat that shit raw. Right out of the box. I guess over there you need a little oil & vinegar first huh? Little of that WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE to enhance the flavor? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where you wanting to go, the curb? I agree, the smell has got to where the cats are beginning to gather. They think we got a fish market going on over here. So how was the Batman? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's left when the bar closes . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what tasty dish did you eventually decide on? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I PISS RAINBOWS I was all yeah, yeah, gun porn . . . but I couldn't quit watching either. Big loud gun and sexy Slavic accent combined with deep penetration. Is it getting hot in here or what? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you're gonna be like Pnarp & MDC ? You realize the paywall just keeps (new) people from posting BULLSHIT in your diary, they can still read it. I guess we still got plenty of Googly-Fu and strangely Alexa-fu. Although who still has an Alexa toolbar? Probably Nerd Virgins. Whereas your new blog on blogspot is going to get as much traffic as WarpLife has users. LOL. Have you started a subreddit? http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/r9tb4/i_present_you_pn%C3%A5rp_an_insane_bl og_that_exists/ http://www.reddit.com/r/michaeldavidcrawford I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You desrve a Big Hug & A WET SLOPPY KISS! Spread your tiny wings and fly away And take the troll-force with you As you write of all things Gay. Dangerous to go alone it's true So take this and try your best To not get eaten by a grue. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is why we aren't seeing aliens everywhere despite Fermi's Paradox. They're all, 'Bastards will end up extinct by their own hand before long, just don't let 'em spread out of that shithole solar system.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, funny. Missed JBieber though Need a companion diary, 'Lesbians that look like old men' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's okay to be Takei. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jon Stewart was talking about Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid last night and had his pic up. I thought to myself, 'Now there is a man that looks like a lesbian, I tell you what.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck Chick-Fil-A God damn, the twitter and facebook and all that just blowing up over this Chick-fill-A shit. Well from my PoV anyways. Hell of a marketing strategy boys. I don't care what they do. I didn't eat their shity ass sandwiches before. I don't reckon I'm a going to start now. When I'm hungry I don't want to be thinking about sex. When I'm horny I don't want to be thinking about fast food. Especially not any damn chicken sandwich. That's just too weird. But, you see now, every god damn time I see a Chick-fil-A sign or store or ad, I'm going to be thinking about hot sweaty man-love whether I want to or not. And further, having read this YOU WILL ALSO THINK OF HOT SWEATY MAN ON MAN ACTION EVERY TIME YOU SEE AN AD FOR CHICK-FIL-A. WHENEVER YOU THINK OF A HOT JUICY CHICKEN SANDWICH YOU WILL PICTURE IN YOUR MIND BALLS TOUCHING. That will flat ruin any appetite or craving I might have for any poultry based food product that is for damn sure. Thanks a fucking lot for that. DRIVE THRU POLL---> cu. . .sorry! -- It's just a tempest in a teapot Chick-fil-A CEO Makes No Bones About 'Biblical Marriage' Deep in the Bible Belt, where I reside, this has somehow become a Big Deal. Normally we would be distracted by the Olympics but since NBC sees fit to show the results on their News show before actually airing (portions of some of) the events it hasn't really caught on. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you know, Just Stay Calm and Carry On! . . .posted from America, where our Hegemony is rapidly becoming as irrelevant as your former Empire I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't MESS with TEXAS I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mike Huckabee is dead? Did he choke on a chicken or what? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now that is rich "The cause of death is presently believed to be a heart-attack." I can believe that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like it would be something terribly greasy extremely salty and probably end up coming in a bag. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Alright now, That's just plain nasty. You can't imagine what kind of taste that leaves in my mouth. And I was eating gummi bears too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is on /b/? _ UUUUU I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. If you look like a duck, walk like a duck and quack like a duck, I reckon I'm a gonna say you're a nerd virgin. For sure. Yep. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That would be something if the carpet matched the drapes. Like eating a Smurf and fucking a slice of warm blueberry pie. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Scottsdale or Phoenix Could Phoenix be the next Silicon Valley? Just try not to look so Mexican. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's Twoo! It's Twoo! It's weewee twoo! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is a regional thing It's extremely rare to hear a horn honking in traffic around these parts. On the other hand it is often annoying to me the number of folks that drive up in someone's driveway and instead of getting their fat ass out to like knock on the door to see if someone is home, will instead honk the horn. Repeatedly. Until either someone comes to the door or they figure nobody is home. I don't know how this practice got started. Which puts me in mind of that diary yesterday about the right-wing losing ground. We all live in our own little bubble of reality. Like the blind guys feeling up the elephant. We should maybe try to communicate with one another better to discover the real truth of the situation. Often though it seems we talk past each other convinced that our own reality bubble is the truth and ignoring the observations of those in other bubbles when those observations don't agree with our own. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only if you use it to view porn in which case you'll go BLIND! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obviously he's either buying a cat or taking one he already owns to the vet or something. Jeez. Talk about nerdginity. Sure got a rise out of you though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WATCH OUT GUYS! WE'RE DEALING WITH A BADASS OVER HERE. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, I expected a black hole . . . Kuro5hin.org Like any other map, The Internet map is a scheme displaying objects' relative position; but unlike on real maps (e.g. the map of the Earth) or virtual maps (e.g. the map of Mordor), the objects shown on it are not aligned on a surface. Mathematically speaking, The Internet map is a bi-dimensional presentation of links between websites on the Internet. Every site is a circle on the map, and its size is determined by website traffic, the larger the amount of traffic, the bigger the circle. Users' switching between websites forms links, and the stronger the link, the closer the websites tend to arrange themselves to each other. via Metafilter: The Internet Galaxy via some other site, follow link if you're interested. I just like to play with the map. This is a map of the 350,000 largest sites on the web, "... a project of Russian coder Ruslan Enikeev, with help from the Google Maps API and Russian creative agency Positive Communications. The bigger the traffic, the larger the bubble. (The data comes from the web-tracking firm Alexa, circa the end of 2011). The color corresponds to the country of origin: light blue for America, dark blue for Germany, red for Russia, yellow for China, and so on. Enikeev even used a dynamic physics model to determine the position of each site, plotting traffic between sites as attractive forces and letting the bubbles sort themselves into groups." I don't know why we are green? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HUSI doesn't rate even an assteroid either And reddit's ball isn't as big as I would figure. Poor little wordpress looks like it's leaving the galaxy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OH BUT THAT GUN OWNER WAS VIOLATING THE RIGHT OF THE KNIFE OWNER TO STAB THINGS Yada Yada, it's like armchair quarter-backing they always have some excuse. I am absolutely convinced that the gun-control people are just unfamiliar with and therefore fearful of weapons. Same as nuclear power, same as computers, same as anal sex, same as just about anything. If a person is unfamiliar with something then they are generally fearful of it and want it banned or restricted. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Submit it to the queue so we can shit on it by proxy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They have any of those for under $20k? You know for someone looking to buy a car, not a second home. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Used to drive one to school every day. Uphill, both ways. In the snow. Actually not a terrible way to get around. Fuel is cheap but emissions are awful. What idiot decided to put the exhaust practically in the driver's face? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No Home Just cheap motels. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jealous? Two fer yer man and one fer the Llama. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Having proven himself as a predator he is now considered fit for breeding. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What happens in the untamed bush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM Warning: Furrys, Tentacles, Water Sports SFW Only in France. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From the other day: http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2012/7/20/153238/392/30#30 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You mean riding the clutch? Otherwise you don't make much sense. Despite your sigline. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. riding the clutch the clutch is engaged but you still have your foot on the pedal I don't know what you're doing exactly or what you mean by flexing your foot but it sounds uncomfortable and therefore is probably incorrect. If you're doing it right it shouldn't be uncomfortable at all. It may be the language though. "Highest biting point in my life" and "foot was practically against my shin" sounds like you were in an extremely uncomfortable position so it sounds to me like maybe you have the clutch engaged (pedal is up) but your foot is still on the pedal exerting some slight pressure. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah, I understand what you mean by 'biting point' now. Thanks for clarifying, so it was a language thing after all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's funny 'cause if they caught you in their yard they'd take you down into the basement and make you put on the Gimp suit. Ha Ha You'd be all, "I'm very tolerant of your opinion!" While they're raping your virgin ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. True, but I bet he'd scream just like one. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lil Debbie 'cause I can handle a bit of yard gone to seed. Hell, I might even be neighborly and run my Z-Rider over it a time or two just to help out. But Niggers ain't gonna have no garden, they liable to steal shit, they going to smoke that shitty 20 bucks a bag weed. They'll leave empty 40's and high gravity cans all over. They'll be bumping that be-bop hippity hop jungle music, and they'll have them damn cars parked all over tarnation. Not to mention all them little porch monkies. Fuckers breed like fucking . . . well like fucking niggers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Use plumbing pipe for the handrail. Previously used and discarded pipe is both cheap and picturesque. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well that could be fun then Combined with a ramp. it'd be like your own little slip and slide in the winter time. Still ADA approved! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You sound poor Only poor people can't maintain their home properly. Maybe you should sell the place and go rent yourself a small apartment where you wouldn't have to concern yourself with lawn maintenance and home repairs. As for gravel it depends what size you want and how far you need to transport it. Shouldn't be too awful expensive. You'll want to kill the grass before you lay the gravel. Then level it out. For the steps, hire you a wetback to tear out the steps and put in a long concrete ramp. If you have it done right it'll look like hell. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Think wheelchair ramp for your 'disabled' aunt I don't think they can rule against that. It would get them in trouble with the ADA. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's no hill It's called a trash pile and the natives usually located it away from where they actually lived. Also, if you watch any Western you will notice that the Native Americans kept the lawn around their teepees well manicured. Notice also they didn't have any loose bricks laying around either. Face it, you have failed as a homeowner. Quit whining and fix it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Remember when King of Fools got all upset posting about some tard he got into an accident with and expecting sympathy from K5 because he was so the victim? Except he wasn't. And we told him so. This is the same thing. You can whine about your property and freedom and big government but you know and I know that it is just lazyness. You ain't 12 anymore. You don't need your momma telling you to clean your room and you don't need the city telling you to mow your yard and fix your god damn house. Just get out there and do it. Like a man. It don't have anything to do with politics and everything to do with being an adult. You keep looking for excuses and shit and sooner than you realize you'll be just like trane. Blaming everything on deficits don't matter and basic income for all. Don't be that guy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't be fooled United Fools Japanese are no fools. They have Giant Battle Mecha ready to spring into action at any moment against Talibanana forces. Not to mention scores of Pokemon and the Nuclear Option, "GODZILLA"! If all that doesn't work then there is the secret weapon against which no Islamic soldier can defend. PANTSU! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lettuce, Gravy, Bacon, & Tomato served on Garlic Toast with a slice of Cheddar and a side of Home Fries. A half slice of Kosher Dill as garnish. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Possibly under arrest for Grand Theft Auto Felony hit and run. Etc Etc. How many state lines did he cross? If so then the authorities have fallen into his little trap. He'll represent himself and carry this thing all the way to the Supreme Court. "I'll take White . . ." "Check and Mate!" "MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So are we now saying that 'Guns don't kill people, The Poor kill people. (with guns)' Cool, instead of a mental health check we just do a credit check. We can shitcan 'Racial Profiling' in favor of 'Financial Profiling'. Still works. 'No sir, we're not harassing you because you're black, we're harassing you because your bank balance is too low.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just love how Mike says I don't know anything about what I'm talking about but this is what I have heard and I think it might work, you know if somebody was to actually do it. Not me of course, I don't have the cash to raise my own bail. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lol, sorry ma'am no liquids over 3 oz in the theater. Sir, we'll have to confiscate your cell phone for the duration of the film. Attention THEATER PATRONS, due to new security rules once the movie begins you will not be allowed to leave your seat until the film has come to a complete stop. We have installed high intensity lights that will remain on during the film. You will be subject to search at anytime during the film. Please do not engage in any applause during the film. We regret any inconvenience and hope that you enjoy your film experience. By the way, we have had to increase out ticket prices by 150% in order to pay for the increased security. We know that you understand. Have a good evening. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Doesn't count I understand he was using a wall hack and some mods. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just got through that massive thread on MeFi Some of them Anti-Gun folks are about ready to string up the Pro-Gun folks. Neither side making much of a good argument. Then you got the people blaming Rush Limbaugh. ColdChef's post about his friend's daughter was pretty chilling though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like MeFi is becoming a Reddit & SLYT Filter And all roads eventually lead back to 4chan. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Be quite over there in the nanny section Just STAY CALM and CARRY ON. Nothing to see over here Mrs. Go enjoy your tea and Daily Mail. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just like it's your right to support an inbred Royal Family you haven't needed since 1776. No Guns and Cameras on every block is the way to go huh? There are still a lot of places here where the law is spread pretty thin. It doesn't matter anyway, you can whine all you want it don't make much difference until you can register to vote. Just like it doesn't matter how stupid I think your libel laws are or having to get a license to watch TV. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Regular. I'm sure the Royal Family has been responsible for a death or two. I know it gets y'alls panties in a twist because guns exist and you think well if they just didn't HAVE them then we wouldn't experience such tragedies. But you simply underestimate the ability of the human being to create carnage and mayhem. What if old Jimmy had pulled a Joe Stack and slammed a plane into that theater? What if he had pulled a McVeigh and parked a truck full of fertilizer outside? Right now the cops are having trouble just getting into the guys apartment because of the booby traps he left. Clearly he was capable of building devices that would cause carnage without even having to resort to firearms. So the whole "If he didn't have guns this wouldn't have happened" argument is so much bullshit. And mainly it doesn't matter because we've already had this debate. We as in US I mean. And we have made it a LAW, the LAW of the land in fact. I'm real sorry if that pisses you off. I think the people that are so worried about firearms are just scared. They don't understand them and so ascribe properties to them bordering on the supernatural that they just don't possess. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's this I hear about Microsoft's Frist Post? Microsoft posts first loss since it went public. Is this the beginning of the end? Business as usual? Just a glitch in the Matrix? I understand that XBOX Live has become quite the Cash Box for them. Getting paid by subscribers to deliver Ads to your desktop. Then you got things like this Sony Patent to deliver Ads that interrupt your game session. I don't mind the patent. Somebody is going to do it. I just hope it never gets implemented. I feel bad sometimes because I'm really too old to be playing video games. I don't think of myself as a 'gamer' either. But I do like to play. The wife doesn't care, it keeps me off the streets. It has given my son and I something that we can share together even when he's halfway around the globe. Right now I feel like we're in some kind of golden age of gaming. Even I have a ton of good titles that I haven't gotten around to yet. The games I'm playing I am enjoying very much. We had a similar golden age going on a a few decades ago and then the bottom dropped out. Of course that drought we had eventually led to the development of Nintendo so it wasn't all bad. Still I'm concerned that the bean counters are going to kill this goose that is shitting out these golden eggs for them. You only play on PC huh? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably as much fun as that Truck Simulator some body gave me that one time. Hours of fun hauling a load from Dallas to Chicago. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Except for the ones that have employees that stand in the lettuce for lulz. I hope you're feeling better. I've had exactly what you describe. My Dr told me you have to break the cycle. You know, when you move it hurts like hell, that's a spasm and every time you feel that you're fucking shit up more. So you need something to relax on and get somewhere where you can be still for awhile. After a bit if you don't cause a bunch of spasms then those muscles will start to heal and you won't have the pain so much. He used to give me a shot of toradol and some kind of muscle relaxer and send me home with Loritab & Flexeril. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 5 days seems about right If you can get those muscles to relax. I don't know about you but when I did it it hurt like a SON OF A BITCH whenever I turned or bended a certain way. It wasn't bad if I could just get in one spot and stay there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought that was going to be . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who is this Courtney Stoker? Did she steal her mother's car in order to prevent her from committing vehicular homicide? Has she been interviewed by CNN? Is she single-handedly going to solve the Software Problem? And this other person of which you speak, Simon Pegg. Of what importance is he? Does he create Software of Elegance and Beauty? Does he have an App in the App Store, (Someday, soon)? Is he working tirelessly to provide the ripping and playing of Oggs on every computing platform known to man? Now this Tosh guy I have heard of. He steals videos off of YouTube and rebroadcasts them for the benefit of those who don't have access to the Internet. I can't imagine though why you went to such effort to write about a handfull of utter nobodies. Oh I get it, these are friends of yours in High School correct? Well, you need to man up Chris Crocker, wipe your nose and grow up. Talk about your nerdgins. Don't get your panties in such a twist okay? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Indubitably I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're married, you can wear what you want. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Somebody was working on a compilation of Crawford excuses but I think they gave up as the database approached 1 TB. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm concerned I'm concerned that the Church of Scientology may have a hit squad out on Katie Holmes! OMG, WTF! I'm also concerned about the economy! I've heard that it is so bad Angelina Jolie adopted an AMERICAN baby! I've heard it is SO bad that Motel 6 can't afford to leave the light on for you. I've heard it IS SO BAD that Wall Street has become WALLMART* Street! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ASK UK5: Why is the mascot for the Olympics Goose-stepping and sieg-heiling through downtown London? Isn't that cute, he already has a little brownshirt already. So ADORABLE! No way that this symbol looks like a arty moded swastika? Naw, that would be silly. It's not like the poor Londoners feel like they have beem invaded or anything. Oh and what is that I read about them putting some of the poor and undesirables on trains and moving them out of the city for a bit? Looks like SO MUCH FUN! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I forgot that the Olympic committee are worse than Scientology when it comes to their branding. I expect this diary will be deleted, my account will be anonymized and I will "dissappear" sometime within the next 24hrs. It was nice knowing you guys! Hang on, there's a knock at the . . . . . . NO CARRIER I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You mean the thing where the company tasked with security doesn't have enough people trained like they thought they would so they're having the troops come in and assist? SAS should be wonderful at crowd control I'm sure. Or do you mean the Rapier and Starstreaks they have deployed about town? I'm glad we won't be concerned with pickpockets while visiting. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Toddlers and Tiaras? Virgin Diaries? Strange Sex? Sister Wives? Swamp People? Storage Wars? Hell's Kitchen? Pretty Little Liars? Going Shopping with Khloe Kardashian? Lots of Quality Entertainment for the discerning parent these days. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. that is the logo these are the mascots WARNING: NSFW, NSFL, NSFS I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HEY HEY HEY WE DIDN'T START THAT FUR SHIT That was some Japafagotry that infected US. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Didn't realize you were a furry N0574 You should visit New Zealand, I hear they're pretty tolerant of that behavior. Of course now that you've outed yourself expect a lot of 'Ren Faire Wedding' style comments. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. What else would it be? You Are Educated Stupid! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes they do, but it is weird also They'll make you stomp out your cigarette and pour out your beer. But they won't let you stomp out your joint or pour out your narcotics. Doesn't seem all that fair. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Would it have made any difference? By the time they got through 911 What is your emergency? Explained the situation, Figured out where their location was, etc. Collision would have already occurred. Not to mention that it is really really unsafe to use a cell phone while driving, lots of accidents happen that way. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Actually no HHD I don't think it would have made any difference at all. I don't fault them at all. If you go with 'Grabbing every chance' then maybe they should have taken their vehicle and went after the guy and attempted to force it off the road? That might have had a better chance of preventing a head-on than trying to get police response in time. Of course it would have put the family in danger as well but let us grab every chance right? No, I don't think you would advocate that. They did stop, and I hope render aid although maybe they just wanted to get close ups of the carnage to post on reddit who knows? I think they acted quite rationally given the situation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes Michael. You have it all figured out already They cops respond at the speed of thought to all emergency calls and would have surely swooped down out of the sky to save the day and give the children a lolly. Those people were EVIL and should be prosecuted for aiding an abetting a criminal act due to their negligence. I bow before your omniscience. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Free Speech This is a free country. Well it used to be, at one time, maybe 12-15 years ago. It could be a capital offense nowadays, like taking pictures of national landmarks and not paying taxes. You can't get away with that shit no more, unless you're a corporation that is. If you're a corporation then it's CARRY ON CITIZEN! You know, it might be against the law to be an individual now. I probably ought to check into that. Ignorance is no excuse so they say. I assume they gave Congress a waiver. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you're right, a direct threat is agin the law, but burning a strawman ain't a direct threat. There was some flash thing on the web awhile back where you could punch Bush or something. Then that quake game conversion came out where you could hunt him down. Disgusting to some they may be but not illegal. Of course like I said previous the laws concerning that may have changed. Laws concerning our rights to assemble, rights to publish, right to be secure in our person and papers, right to habeas corpus among others have all undergone modification in the last few years. For all I know this conversation we're having now may be illegal. Publishing text on a computer device connected to a network that crosses state and national boundaries may not be considered by some to be protected in the same way as if we were speaking face to face. Who really knows? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He talks about us like we're dead or something Deep in the past-tense like we don't exist anymore. Not the vibrant and thriving community that we are today. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I grew up on these stories It is too bad that he never solved 'The Mystery of Sally's Missing Virginity'. I know it haunted him for years. "CURSE YOU BUGS MEANY!", he would often yell, "CURSE YOU TO HELL!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A Challenger appears Dude strips naked at Airport found Not Guilty I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So I hear Romney is going to announce his pick for VP this week possibly. Who could it be? Can I haz another Palin? LOL, Yeah, Obama wishes he could be so lucky. BUT Could they be . . . black? Or perhaps olive-skinned? Or will he stick to another wild and crazy white guy like himself? I understand Obama has wet dreams about Mitt naming Trump as his running mate. I think it will be an all White lineup myself. It'll come down to Straight Jesus-loving White guys vs Gay Black Muslims. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Took a closer look at that page I just glanced at it at first, saw immediately that it was for some commie socialist hippie liberal anti-american tree-hugging baby-killing lesbian elitist job-killing obstructionist fringe group and closed the page. But now that I look at it a bit closer I have to say, 'Damn them bitches are ugly as all fuck.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Took the words from my mouth I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know that someone didn't read the linked article I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Rocketmail I've kept the same email address since 1996. And I get less spam in that account than I do in my throwaways. Yeah, Yahoo bought them out years ago so it is really just Yahoo! Mail but it suffices. Google has gone full something. They remind me of Microsoft trying to set it up so that they are one-stop everything to everybody. But hell, most folks email ain't any more important than Facebook or Twitter or IM or any of that. Anyone who thinks it is is just delusional. If you live and die by email then you're going to have your own domain and email server. You ain't going to be using gmail or Hooyah or Hotmail or any of that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Slow-Clap.gif I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's with the Eminem hate in the comments? He came and had his 15 minutes and he wasn't that bad during the 15 minutes. There are quite a few 15 minute stars much more deserving of death. Straight up LOLing at 'The Heirophant'. It almost, almost seems like a destiny? Are we all indeed players on the stage of life? Many times it seems to me that there are only a handful of true actors. Most of us are merely audience. A privileged few are stage hands. And some, like Gaga and Eminem are the backdrops, seen by all but existing only to provide scenery for a brief time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've told you before it's not your money After you pay the taxman that money doesn't belong to you any more. It belongs to U.S. When you pay your horticultural supplier he can spend that money on whatever he decides to spend it on because it ain't your money anymore. I swear you fuckers are the most hypocritical bunch and no more enlightened than a bunch of three-year olds. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You ain't gonna see poor at the stadium Not at those prices. And you see what they charge for a beer? Poor folk stay home and watch that shit on cable while sipping on a 40oz. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You need to get out more There are different levels of poor. There's poor ain't got a pot to piss in poor up to working poor. I wouldn't say a poor person ain't going to a game at all but they won't be there every time. It would be a very special occasion. You see a poor person at a game like that then they have made a sacrifice somewhere else in their life. That or they're already so fucked that it ain't going to make a difference anyway. There are a lot of lower middle class that feel like they are poor because they can't afford a more leisurely lifestyle but they aren't really The Poor. But I tell ya, everybody thinks they have it rougher than they really do. In America anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I checked out that BBC thing and as an American I can proudly say that once again I am ABOVE AVERAGE! Where the hell is Micronesia though? And why are they so god damn fat? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He done got 70k already and kept the title. Not a bad deal. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know everyone goes Tee-Hee-Hee at the idea of having more than one wife. Mostly people that don't get any sex and that aren't married. But some of you guys are married. Some of you are married and have daughters so you have some clue what multiple women in the house EVERY DAY actually entails. Imagine you have five wives, five of them. In the SAME house. We're not talking one at the house and one at the apartment and another at the motel, etc. No, they all live in the same house, WITH YOU. Shit, if Romney HAD five wives I'd vote for him. Mother fucker have five wives and still sane that fucker can handle any old shit. Seriously, can you imagine five women asking you if those jeans make their butt look big? Which one gets the front seat? What are you going to watch on Netflix tonite? Who decides that shit? What about when the Superbowl comes on? How do you deal with five women saying you don't give them enough attention? How big is the bathroom gonna be? We're talking Sam's Club here fellas, you know it. That's why them fuckers always be building barns. You know a garage just ain't going to get you far enough away. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Had to go do something I wanted to add to my post. You know, people think the dude is fucking five women. Oh yeah he's getting all that SEX, but that ain't true. Dude is fucking ONE woman. The youngest. The one that's between 12 and 15. The last one he married. See he's done had 4-6 kids by them others so they're all like wizard sleeves by now. We're talking hotdogs and hallways. So he's boning the youngest one and he'll bone her until she squats out 4-6 little bastards and then he'll find him a new wife. So now see we're talking 5 women plus 20 some odd kids, (a few die early but that's no big deal because you know you'll pop out another look just like it). Just think about that shit next time you hear polygamist. Fuck that would be enough to turn me gay. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was thinking about enrolling but I really don't have the energy. Besides they would probably judge me and I can't handle that. It would be difficult to interact with the people too and I don't know I think I'll just stay home and get drunk. Screw their study. Stupid researchers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree 100 % with your ratings My son liked Mad Moxxi a bit better than that but I agree. As for La Revolution, well it really depends on who you play with. I only ever played Borderlands with my son and his Air Force friends. I (Roland) was in Texas, he (Mordecai) and his roomate Hal (Lilith) were in Vegas, (later Germany) and Brown (Brick) in Korea and we just had an AWESOME time with the game. Our favorite DLC was Knoxx. That was fun. Now I did enjoy Claptrap's Revolution mainly because the commentary because Claptrap is a funny motherfucker. But I will tell you that we chewed that DLC up. It didn't last anytime whatsoever and we were done with it. I liked the little Claptrap Arena the best I reckon. So, to sum up, it depends on who you're playing with, the DLC is short compared to the others. It is a lot of fun with some gags and Trap's commentary. That's my take on it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ok then you may not be too happy with claptrap robolution then. There aren't as many open areas and there are a bunch of puzzles. They aren't hard just a bunch and when you're in the middle of searching for whatever you're tasked to search for in that level you get mobbed by a well a mob of various funky-ass claptraps. The final boss was a bit tedious even for a team like ours. I know the game scales the difficulty up or down depending on number of players. I don't know how tough it would be on SP. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All the civvies left, the world has been abandoned . . . there are over 17,750,000 different variations of weapons. Now I'm not getting down on you because you like what you like you know. But your comment strikes me as someone saying well, I didn't enjoy the football game because there weren't that many triple sow cows made. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's killing you because of all that weed in your system. If you had just stayed clean you wouldn't have any troubles. You'll have to be cremated now. Monsanto won't allow your body to be buried lest someone figure out and then violate their many patents. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are all kinds of Salts Some are good, some aren't so good, some will really fuck you up. Ol boy asked the bartender where the restroom was, said he was in a mighty big hurry on account of the 'salts'. Ol boy was in there a god awful long time so the bartender went in to check up on him. Walked in and Holy Moly & Christ on a crutch there was shit EVERYWHERE! Shit on the wall, on the mirrors, the urinals, the stalls, every damn where. And right there in the middle of the shittoree was that cowboy. 'GOD DAMN' exclaimed the bartender, 'You said you was taking salts fer your constipation but GOD DAMN there's shit everywhere now. How much did you take?' Cowboy says, 'Well sir, to be honest it weren't that kinda salt I was takin'.' 'Well then, what kind of salt WERE you taking to cause such a mess?' Cowboy says, 'Somersaults'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have it on good authority that heavy application of Human Urine on the affected area will work wonders. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are the only Compleat Faggot we have boy I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I AIN'T LOADED IT AIN'T GOT NO APPLES 'CEPTIN IN THE ICE BOX I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NOW YOU ARE TALKIN! Hey they have a honey flavored Turkey. I don't usually go for stuff like that because if I'm drinking Turkey then I'm aiming to get drunk. BUT, that shit tastes gooder than all git out. http://www.americanhoney.com/ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't drink liquor like soda pop? I never understand why they give you those teeny tiny little glasses when I'm wanting to get wasted. I mean, I got a 6oz coffee cup and that's my 'shot glass'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is like one of those running gag things Yes, I have a 6 oz coffee cup which I use as a shot glass. I don't know what a liter is in 'Merkin, google says 33oz and change. And yes, the cup that I use to drink coffee from is about 32 oz. So we're on the same page there more or less. Just as an aside, I generally order only the 16 oz coffee from the convenience store. I don't know if it's stronger than what I brew at home, it's just that that is about all I want of store coffee. I'm no Starbucks fan either. I like my joe a little sweet but I usually eschew milk or cream unless the coffee is bitter. I ain't too picky though because I'm a Navy Vet. Of course all that is extraneous info that you likely don't care about. I just wanted to clarify why I had a 6oz coffee cup. I should know better than to get into a discussion of alcohol serving sizes on a site like K5 anyways. While I may believe my 6oz shot is quite a manly portion there are probably half-a-dozen members here that would look upon that as tantamount to sipping from a thimble. I will reiterate that American Honey Wild Turkey is quite a good tasting drink. Yes, it does indeed go down very easy. I sometimes envy those who drink Scotch. From their descriptions it seems like it must be quite good. I just do not have a taste for Scotch whatsoever. Strangely though I have no problem with Tequila and I can drink a good Tequila like drinking water. I can drink a bad tequila easily enough also but I usually make a bit of a face. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interesting, maybe that is why I never got into drinking Scotch. Maybe I haven't been trying any of the really good stuff. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While I LIKE SciFi I don't have very many and the ones I do are borderline Horror. I have a big collection of Horror and Thrillers because that is what the wife likes and I don't mind Thrillers. There are a few Action films, RomComs, and Animated or CGI features to round it out. I have a bunch of movies I really like. I have two favorite movies. "Gone in 60 Seconds" (The '74 original not the Cage remake) and "Pulp Fiction". "Aliens" is my 3rd favorite, not because of the film but the dialog. I have this weird habit of repeating "Aliens" dialog when ever I'm watching other mediocre movies. It drives my wife nuts. 'Excuse me, but what exactly are you doing here detective?' 'I'm here to save your clients from their virginity' 'Doctor, I understand you performed an autopsy. What are the results?' 'I found something never before recorded on any of the surveyed worlds. A creature that gestates inside a human host and has acid for blood.' I don't know why it just tickles me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Generally the rock is laid down over time. We're talking sedimentary type rock, probably placed during a period when that area was submerged. Pressure from subsequent layers formed the sediment into hard rock. Later, you evidently had a lot of tectonic activity in that area. The rock was pushed and folded over time like it was caught in a great taffy pull. This activity caused the sediment to partially melt. That is what formed the gneiss. I cannot be certain but I would guess from the color that the white ares are diorite crystals. Probably the subduction zone had something to do with it becoming metamorphosed initially. The reason it has become exposed is simply that there has probably been uplift from tectonic activity and erosion has worn away the softer rock above it leaving the harder metamorphic rock exposed. Some of your samples may even have been transported from a higher area to were you located them. It's difficult to say based solely on pictures and I'm not really familiar with the geology of that area but I know that is a fairly common type of metamorphic rock. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't believe a word of it. When I didn't send in my donation this year did I get an email? Hell no. I had a couple goons come and knock at like 1 or 2 am. They shot my fucking dog, roughed up me and the wife. Busted up a bunch of stuff in the house. One of them, a black dude, was smoking and he kept dropping ashes on the floor even though I offered several times to get him an ashtray. They asked for some amount of money. I gave them what I had on me and also wrote them a check. I asked them since they were with the government why didn't they just take what they wanted from my bank account. They said, "Sir, we don't do that, we're the good guys." After I gave them the money the one dude kicked me hard in the teeth and said, "See you at the polls Citizen! The President appreciates your support." Then he ground out his cigarette butt into the carpet as they left. Since then about once a month the phone rings with the same Caller ID. We don't even answer it, I just sit down and write a check. My neighbor got cheeky and tried to contact the Huffington Post? His daughter disappeared and also he can't fly any more. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You and your social circle are consumers of the net and the friends of your friends probably get their info online also. So from your perspective the Internet seems to be the primary channel for news and information. Unfortunately, there are many many more people who still get their information through more traditional formats. You just don't hang out with those people so it seems a bit skewed. As it turns out the idea that campaigns run on money is even MORE true than ever before, not less. And there is much more money in play now than ever before. That is why decisions like Citizens United is so very important. If money wasn't important then things like PACs, SuperPACs and such wouldn't really matter as much. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, screw donations. they want money they need to do what everybody else does. Give me something. I mean hell Obama could do a soft-shoe and maybe Romney could wash some cars. They could do a kickstarter thing and say look, send in $X and if I raise $Y00,000 then I'll decriminalize pot. Or something like, send me $DONATION and I'll send you a pardon. It's like a get out of jail free card. It's good for any minor felony. You get picked up, give them this and you walk away. One time only. Not valid for capital offenses mind you. Shit like that, it would be worth it to donate. Not like now where it's Vote for me and I'm going to make you a lot of promises but I am under no obligation to even remember those promises and in fact I might do the exact opposite and there is really nothing at all you can do about it. Even still you should support me because the other guy? Well he's even worse. So I'm really saying is, vote for me because the other dude is much worse. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's probably all bullshit Some scientists did an experiment in a bathtub, hell maybe even a swimming pool and then extrapolated to the whole planet. Maybe didn't take into account rain and the replenishment of underground water. The idea that those continents that don't have all that ice pushing them down are going to rise up a bit. Evaporation into the atmosphere. I don't know what the fuck all. Hey maybe Texas will be underwater again. Well that is going to be a big problem for Houston and Galveston I know because that shit is in a swamp already. (43ft ASL). As long as the water doesn't get as deep as it was in the Permian I think we'll be ok though. Yeah, yeah shipping and all that, economic upheaval, etc. Sound to me like more jobs for everybody. Lot of empty salt domes in N Texas that could hold a fuckton of water. Do they think of all that? I mean for real there are some massive voids in the Karst all over. But I don't know shit about shit anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't be too hard on him The 70's & 80's were My Generation but I believe that when you first started posting I actually thought that your IRL name was Del Griffith. Like MDC used to post with his real name. And yeah, I watched PT&A but the only part that stuck was the hands between two pillows scene. Not a big JC fan but I have always worshiped SM. I wore a specific shade of powder blue leisure suit to my prom in his honor. I don't remember what it was that finally hit me with the cluebat and I thought at the time it was a highly appropriate moniker. Well except that I have it in my head from a post long ago that you're not quite white. Still it fit you well at the time. Maybe not so much now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Candy doesn't dress up in a bunny suit at least It has Steve Martin playing straight man to John Candy. The premise is two guys that don't know each other trying to get back to their family at Christmas time. Candy is "that guy", the one you meet at the airport that 'Hey buddy Howre ya doin, so where yafrom and whatdoyoudo, myself . . .' Steve is like 'Cool story bro, listen I'd love to chat but you know I got shit to do and all, really nice meeting you though bye!' Then they get pushed together in this nightmare of holiday travel. Like I said, my favorite scene is they are sleeping in a motel. Steve wakes up and asks Candy, 'Where is your hand?' Candy replies, 'Between two pillows.' Steve gets this LOOK on his face and yells, 'THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Chrome has been acting funny on a lot of sites in the past--I guess two, maybe three days. It wouldn't let me near imgur for example. And a lot of sites hosting vimeo video. It was bitching about some MeFi links also. But that is the thing about Chrome, you never know when it has updated and maybe broke something. It's up to 20 something right now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should send coupons 10 Off on your next abortion! Visit within the next 90 days and get an additional bikini wax at no additional charge. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know a certain Patricia Crawford is indeed proud of the manifestation she delivered into this world. Not just a baby but a geometric vision. An architect of elegance and beauty. A darling son that would love her and respect her and care for her. A son who would recognize all that she had done for him, the sacrifices she made. The burden of carrying him in her womb, the pain of childbirth. The sleepless nights of feeding, the caring for him when he was sick. All these sacrifices and more but when she gazed into his little eyes she knew that it was worth all the pain, all the difficulty, all the struggle. For this baby would one day grow into a man of whom she could be proud. A man of strength and conviction and of duty and of honor. A man that other men looked up to. And most importantly a man who both loved and respected his mother. The mother without whom he would not even exist. Yes, for Patricia Crawford that day was truly a holy, sacred moment in history. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. " . . . What perceptions will be manifested in the minds of those who communicate with Shiri." "Shiri, is that rain?" UNNGGGGHHHAAHHHNNNGGGG "Shiri, let's get tomato soup delivered." WHHHOOONNNNNGGGG "Good cuz I don't wanna put on real shoes. Shiri, remind me to clean up. Tomorrow. RRRRRAAAANNNGGGGHHOOONG "Excellent, today we're dancing. Shiri, play Shake, Rattle and Roll." YUONGGGGGGGGGGGWWHHAAANNGG I'm just trying to figure where she'd stick her finger to 'alert' the thing for input. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The bitch that hit and ran so her ice cream didn't melt, man she took that and made it her OWN. This is the BEST season of TNC Ever! I think the girl's face says it all. So what do you think, NBOW? Is it time to go to the phones? Is it time to determine AMERICAS NEXT CRAWFORD? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pump it out to Vegas We could grow shrimp in that shit. Fucking Vegas fucking loves mother-fucking shrimp. I ain't seen so much god damn shrimp in one place in all my life as what I see in Vegas. We could use it in those fire planes too. They could use that shit. Then if we had some left over we could spray Akmedickinjohn and Kim sung fuk-u II. When they asked, "Is it raining?" We can so no, we're just pissing on your head. Oh YEAH! I just thought of something. You know that one dude, hes got that jet pack that shoots water and he like flys and shit? We could make one of those but like with a big engine in it. Maybe a CUMMINS or something. You know, we could hook that shit up to like a big shipping container or something and haul shit into space. That would be AWESOME. See, that's some cowboy ingenuity right there I tell you what. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why does a Higgs Boson lick his balls? Fucker can't make a fist.,\; lk m, I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A Higgs Boson collapsed into a wave function. The bartender didn't understand. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kuro5hin.org The Photo I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Copy, Paste and Go https://www.google.com/search?q=Kuro5hin&um=1&tbm=isch&source=og& ;sa=N&biw=1178&bih=764&sei=sUT8T7L5K-qU2QWZ0dDMBg I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 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That is one man that could give Clooney a run as far as looks. EB's "SECRET. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't seem to take criticism very well and quite often will go out of your way to explain how your way is already the best way. Falling back on how some one somewhere once told you that it changed their life or some such. That's problem number one. Problem number two is that based on your recent misadventures a number of kurons just don't like you very much and regardless if it is fair or not are going to VTD you even if you wrote like the next Neal Stephenson or Iain Banks. Do with that advice what thou wilt. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You could take a page from Pnarp's book Just post a teaser bit to your diary with a link to the full story on your website. He writes exactly what he wants, doesn't ask for advice or anything else from the community. He does it weekly and I don't think he gives two shits what anybody here thinks about it either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GET TO DA CHOPPA! Because of all the NEWFAGS like you LURKING MOAR and the OLDFAGS posting the same IMAGE MACROS over and over again. TITSORGTFO! You are the CANCER that is killing CHANOLOGY, let's RAID! CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! CAN YOU TRIFORCE? TRIPS DECIDE WHAT I STICK UP MY PENIS! 4chan, IT's A TARP! Yep I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Remember Meximoot? Awesome Troll. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's called reddit I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think my political compass is broken It used to have NSEW indicators. Then, about 20 years ago it only showed NSWW. Now it just shows WWWW. I'm very confused. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We've reached a watershed moment when none of the political posts on the diary FP mention RONNNNNNNN PAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL! The prostitutes around town are offering a 'Romney' for a grand. It includes all the positions. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm very sorry some nigger stole your suit. Such are the perils of life on the mean streets. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I heard that, of course what they do is that new suit they put a red dot or some other tag. (if it's still in good condition) and they sell that shit albeit extremely cheaply. That ain't the kind of clothing they give away. But I appreciate you coming clean. You went from 'donating the suit to a homeless person' to you traded it for some clothes for which you were in need. I can respect that. (not that you either seek or require my respect). Still, it shows that there may still be hope for you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, what you tell them to do and what they do I mean once you give them the suit it is theirs to do as they will huh? But they can't do that Of course they can, it is now their suit, not yours. Regardless, this whole bit has simply become tedious. I had thought there was hope for you. That perhaps you might have some thin thread connecting you to the real world. I was mistaken. mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't sleep with fans or cats THEY WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!!!1! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Composed of people and 'being a person' not equal I WERE EDUCATED STOOPID, I SHOULD KNOW THAT MONEY ARE FREE SPEECH TAX ARE SLAVERY I ARE OPPRESSED I ARE VICTIM NOT FAIR I ARE SPECIAL POOR MADE BAD CHOICES TOUGH LUCK I MAKE GOOD CHOICES I WIN I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. -6 and -4 Whatever that means I still likes me some NASCAR! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. She loves you and wants to check up on you make sure that you are alright. i know you don't believe me, you think that she has some motive behind her actions. That is because you a re a douchebag. I have a close relative just like that. That person isn't mentally ill just drug addled. But they say the same things, they hurt most the ones they love. Just give her a call, tell her you are ok and then leave her the fuck alone. She isn't trying to run your life that is only your delusion. She just wants to be sure that her son is ok. That is what mothers do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. " Whenever I'm around, my mother goes completely out of her tree. " As do we all. I don't know why you continue to slag off on your mom here. We know about things that she did for you when you were down and we know how you treated her in kind. She bails you out of jail, gives you money, gives you a place to live. You force her to read your bullshit essays, try to get her arrested, try to get her committed, steal her car, wreck it. The point being that no one believes any of this shit you say about how crazy she is and suicidal etc. See we KNOW you are a madman because of the shit that you do. We have 9-1-1 calls, shit you wrote to a judge on an envelope. We don't know your mom that well, (maybe a few that know you IRL might) but we can infer things from seeing hirez proof of her putting up 50 large in Bail Money for your ass. Can you see where I am going with this? Every word that you write against your mother makes you look like a XBOX HUEGE DOUCHEBAG. I don't believe not even a single word of it. What's more is that it has called into question a lot of other stuff you have written in the past. "Is it real or is it Delusionex?" I notice your comments in the diaries lately where you try to come off as some know-it-all brainiac. Your comment only loosely related to the subject of the diary itself. None of that fools anyone. All that crap can be retrieved easily from Wikipedia and Google, something I would expect a loser that spends all his time hanging out in coffee shops and homeless shelters to have the time to do. You rant and rave about the kids these days and Apple coders that can't code themselves out of a paper bag but then you post your own code and your own questions and prove to all that you really don't have a clue. You take forever on your own software projects but conveniently there is ALWAYS an excuse handy. Some near insurmountable obstruction that prevents you from reaching completion. It's so bad in fact that it has become a MEME. I don't know what to say dude. I know that there are some mothers out there that really have caused pain and suffering for their offspring. I mean some really cruel bitches that deserve it. But none of those bitches are going to bail their kid out or give them a place to stay or any of the other stuff your mother did when you needed. And you come up with this pathetic excuse that you went up there to prevent her from suicide. Right. You went there because you didn't have any where else to fucking go. All those 'Rich' friends you have and all that is just bullshit. You really should change your sig to Michael David Crawford, Douchebag I don't produce shit but isn't my company name cool? Vaporware of Excuses and Distractions I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I met this dude Mylon in AZ a few days ago and he is needing some Process Architect SEO magic really bad, really bad. You think you can help him out? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Shit if I know, he seems like a nice guy in person. Anyways he sounded a lot like you when I was talking to him. I thought maybe you and him might make a good team. Maybe you and he could get together and change the world. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like the BOFH's Calendar "K5 is down today because of dark matter influence." "K5 is down today for maintenance after being sodomized by super-sonic telephone poles." "The K5 servers have been seized by Interpol for crimes against humanity." "Kuro5hin.org is down while we clean cum off the server motherboards." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Enos, You Dipstick! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Graded S for Satisfactory Heard this today. Dude gave his girlfriend a surprise Bukakke Party. You should've seen her face. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I took a QuantumLeap vacation a few years ago Happened to jump into the body of Eva Braun while she was blowing Hitler. I don't think I want to do that again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, you're like the kid in class that had that big book looking all studious but he was really using it to hide the Hustler he brought in. I bet you gave the teacher a big red apple. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dear Penthouse Letters I never thought it could happen to me but I was reading this website called kuro5hin.org and clicked a link when . . . I liked Cheri and Oui. Penthouse had too many dudes and costume pieces. Penthouse did have some good fiction stories and comics. Hustler had the funniest cartoons and shit. The pictures didn't leave anything to the imagination either. Sad thing is, Dad had quite a collection. I never bought any gentlemen's magazines. Like every other red-blooded American boy I got whatever happened to be in the box. I never realized how lucky I was to have access to so much variety. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Book Report: Blue Remembered Earth Currently reading Blue Remembered Earth by Alastair Reynolds. Korean Loller Blader got me started reading Reynolds. I love Space Opera. Blue Remembered Earth isn't space opera. Not yet anyways. I just started so I don't know a whole lot about the story just yet. The main characters so far seem to be niggers. One particular nigger is in love with elephants. I mean, he really has a thing for elephants. He has this thing for elephants because when he was a kid exploring Africa he and his sister found a tank running some kind of AI. The AI hacked his sister's brain and fucked her up. So Geoffery, the little nigger boy, calls up the family house nigger to come rescue them. During the rescue the house nigger shoots and kills a bull elephant which is also under the AI's influence. Geoffery wasn't supposed to look but he did and now he wants to like BE an elephant. So now they are all grown up and Geoffery spends his time mind-melding with and jacking-off to the elephants. His sister lives on the moon and she is like some future hippy anarchist. Both of them are an embarassment to the family. The family as it turns out is like super rich because grandma found a cheap way to shoot shit into space. Because of her Africa has become like a great super-power. Yeah, Kenya is like the New York of Earth now. Nigeria is like Wall-Street. Maybe you can see where he's going with this. Anyway the story really begins with Grandma dying and the clan gets together to divvy up the estate and all. Everything is pretty straight forward except for a couple of strange things. One, there is a mysterious little girl-bot at the funeral that no one recognizes. When they try to trace her comm link it turns out to be untraceable and encrypted. The other thing is that Granny left a safety deposit box on the moon. Now all this is pretty cool except right here things get a bit strange. See, the guys that run the Family Business now decide for some damn reason to send Geoffery to the moon to see what is in this safe deposit box (they think it might be Polaroids of Gramm getting jiggy wid it). It really doesn't make much sense. They hate this guy for one thing, and for another the dude has never been off planet in his life. And they don't just ask him to go, no they bribe him with a fuckton of money and all kinds of concessions. So he is like Fo' shizzle mah nizzle, you layin out all that fine green, hell yeah I'll go. Yeah, well listen up Du-Rag, whatever you do, don't be suspicious. Yo chill, I gots a waterproof alibi. Check it, I'll just say I'm visiting my sister. Ya know I ain't seen the bitch in person in like 25 years. Aite then, just don't tell her what you're really up to because she hates us and we don't trust her. Bitch probably listens to NPR. Man, wild horses couldn't drag this secret from my lips. I ain't sayin a word to the only living being that I give two shits about who isn't a fucking elephant. Ya dig? You can trust me too because even though you two have shit on me my entire life we three be tight like that. Awesome Cuz, let's book that flight and go get our swerve on. So he goes and checks out the safety deposit box, which contains a weird puzzle. Of course he gets his sister involved. Now they can't figure the puzzle right off but his sister Sunday--yeah her name is Sunday--has this geek boyfriend that figures it out after getting really plastered at the club. So now they need help getting the next part of the puzzle so they enlist the help of a gay married couple that Sunday knows. It just so happens that this gay couple is raising dwarf elephants to take on some kind of Ark. It is their mission in life to seed the galaxy with animals from Earth. Of course if they used regular sized animals then the ship would be XBOX HEUGH so they genetically alter them to be like cute kittah size. Of course they are having some trouble with the elephant's mental development. Fitting that big elephant brain into a teeny-weinie skull is HARD. So, they agree to help Geoffery and Sunday if Geoffery will just wire up their little elephant brains with some tech so that they see other 'virtual' elephants. That is about where I am at so far. There are some other things going on but I don't want to spoil it for anybody. I'll read a little further to see if it gets better but so far this really isn't my kind of SciFi. Maybe it would work as Syfy I don't know. Y'all realize that if'n they hadn't cut funding The Texans would've found the damn thing with that Super-Conducting Super-Collider. And the world would be sayin' Dayum, them Texans sure are smart fellers ain't they? I don't know what the hell we'd a done with the damn thing after we found it though. Probably dip it in BBQ sauce maybe. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yo dawg, I hear the Higgs' put the MASS in ASS Made that shit BOUNCE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I can't believe that anyone on the Internet would ask for donations for a project and then when it didn't take off just keep the money. Nobody would ever do something like that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. I say we treat them like America does every other country in the world. Fuck them hard and then give them some money. Just leave it on the night stand. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey HHD and other UKurons! What are y'all doing to celebrate the 4th today? HAPPY MOTHER-FUCKING BIRTHDAY AMERICA FUCK YEAH! WE GONNA GET DRUNK, WAVE THE FLAG, EAT BAR-BEE-QUE, AND SHOOT OFF FIREWORKS! HELL WE MIGHT EVEN INVADE SOMEBODY JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT! YEEEEEE-HAAAAA! On another note, (hahahahaha) the best use of dubstep I think I've ever seen. It ain't that long (about a minute) and involves ROBOTS WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT? GO ON, GIT OUTSIDE, AND QUIT PESTERIN' YOUR MOTHER! I often question your Global Sanity Architecture You should write more about squirrels. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought it was ST:TNG economy Money? We need not primitive currency. We just use this replicator that was invented mid-21st century by a welfare recipient responding to a government challenge. Everyone is provided for whatever health care they may require. People perform whatever work most interests them. And for entertainment we have the holodeck. That's the world trane inhabits. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I had to take a cab recently and I thought of you. I left the driver with a bigger tip than I normally would. Keep smiling and keep driving. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't give a shit about TSLA but that statement is pretty idiotic. ". . . the electric car predates the internal combustion engine and was abandoned for a reason." I used to hear that from my grandfather (R.I.P.) about a lot of things. Sometimes he was right, like if you eat a plate of broccoli when you're twelve and don't like it then chances are you probably won't like it when you're 21. Many times he was wrong. It was basically just him expressing his fear of change. That's not something I would expect from you LilDebbie. Why are you so afraid? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah but gas was like what, a nickel per maybe? The infrastructure for widespread electric generation and delivery that we have today didn't exist back then. Things change. Would computers and mobile devices be such a big deal today without the Internet as we know it? If anywhere on that road the guys involved wanted to start charging for access then we might still be in a Compuserve vs MSN vs Prodigy universe. Some guy making a Tablet today might be told, "Yeah they tried it once and it was abandoned for a reason." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's a boy that could swing Andy Griffith and the Darling Boys I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't understand why I am so tired I ain't done anything. I laid down to take a nap this evening before supper. Couldn't go to sleep. Tossed and turned and turned and tossed. Turned on the news. Power's out in DC, wildfires in Colorado. O went right to sleep. Is that weird? Reading YA article that claims the Command Line is Dead. Said something about how devs should never expose the end user to a CLI. But fuck, from what I have seen lately I don't think these mouth breathers should be exposed to a GUI either. I think Microsoft and Apple have it right finally. You have your Kinect where the user waves at their data and makes strange gyrations which the computer records in order to embarrass you later. Or you have the Apple iPod where you're basically fingerpainting. I don't know quite what to make of the news that MS is going to offer Windows 8 upgrades to owners of any version of XP thru 7 for like $40 bucks. Hmmm. Kids on Twitter want to help you out if you 'need cash now'. It's a strange little world we live in, it ain't like the 60's or 70's no more. Also weird, I was flipping thru the channels and this station called The Kube was showing an old BW Twilight Zone and there is good old Dennis Hopper (R.I.P) as a good little Nazi. I was hanging with Mormons in Utah last week. Now those are some folks that really know how to party. Governor Gary is a cool dude. I love the way he says 'Utahns'. Too bad the fires cut my visit short, I dig that jacuzzi. Sorry, I said IPod when I meant iPad I'm sure you understood what I meant, that it's all iBullshit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Translation for the non-delusional Mom's dialup wasn't working I screamed loudly at her, 'YOU STUPID CUNT! YOU WON'T GIVE ME THE MONEY TO GET MY SHIT OUT OF STORAGE WHY SHOULD I LIFT A FINGER TO HELP YOU?' She started screaming back at me. I mean shreiking. Probably because I was stabbing her computer with a knife because it is way over-powered for a woman her age. "YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER KILLED HIMSELF BECAUSE HE LOOKED JUST LIKE ME AND HE WAS A PICKLE SMOKER JUST LIKE ME", I ejaculated all over her face. I had to destroy it in order to save her from herself. And why? She wanted me to stop tormenting her with my essay nonsense and my constant appeals for cash to give away to homeless fuckers so she could read her email. But really the problem is that she is deeply disturbed and needs to be confined because she drives an over-powered Camry at subsonic speeds in order to PISS ME OFF so much that uniformed officers have to slam my head into the concrete repeatedly. I will of course be taking them and her to court along with everyone in the State of Washington whose name begins with the letter R. She remains convinced however that I am a real douchebag because I broke her computer. I think the real problem is APPLE HAS SHITTY PROGRAMMERS THAT CAN'T CODE THEIR WAY OUT OF A WET PAPER BAG. You clueless lot don't understand how computers actually work. There are little gnomes inside. Seriously, I hear them at night! For the life of me I cannot fathom how anyone can even use an iPad without knowing how to compile zoolib for a Motorola 68000 processor. You're Welcome I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I would but it seems like too much trouble Besides I need to stick around so I can buy my grand kids toys that make noise for no discernible reason, teach them how to swear properly at awkward moments and masturbate. I have seldom interacted with Mormons previously We had this one in the data center a long time ago. She was quite judgmental. I think after this little visit I understand them better though. I came away with the impression that they are like America's version of the Jew. Now as for why a Mormon would want to live in your area let me tell ya. While I didn't go thru the whole State of Utah, well I thought West Texas was pretty barren. It's the damn Garden of fucking Eden compared to Southern Utah. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Amen Myself I am a Frisbeetarian. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're not very technical are you? Somewhat computer challenged in a manner of speaking? More of a "big picture" thinker than a detail oriented kind of guy. I suspect you keep a large supply of Post-It notes handy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man, I just don't know what the fuck I cut the damn car off and glide to a stop in the driveway. I oiled and greased the door so it don't squeak. I take my shoes off and tiptoe up the stairs and damned if she ain't up in her bathrobe waiting for me. Starts bitchin about my drinking and staying out late. I just don't know what the hell to do. Aw hell, you're just doing it wrong. See I come in all four tires squealing. I bang open the front door, kick my shoes off into the downstairs closet. I bound up the stairs, leave the bathroom door open while I take a piss. I strip down and crawl into bed. Then I start rubbing her ass with my cold hands and whisper in her ear, "Hey baby, howza 'bout you give me a big wet blowjob?" And you know what? She's sound asleep every time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh for fucks sake, Don't you understand it does no good to piss in the cesspool? You're already swimming in it. Never gets old Much like your gram's grisly, wrinkled, blue & white-haired, greasy, crusty, & vinegary twat hole. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Every time you say that an Angel gets Cornholed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. imagine that you are a rock and that life is like a river. [don't go too deep into the analogy it is only an analogy. The model is not the reality] Now most folks they roll down that river and it knocks off a few sharp edges here and there. Some get ground down quite a bit and others possibly not so much. Before long though what used to be a dirty chunk of rock has become a well-rounded and polished piece of stone. By going back to your parents, up-stream so-to-speak, you've placed yourself in a protective area and so despite what you may believe about yourself, you're still just an ugly rock. You can't find yourself while being protected by your parents. It doesn't work. You can only become by rolling down that stream. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry. r/spacedicks and r/PicsOfDeadKids are the worst sites on the Internet I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nope http://www.dulcineatech.com/ Software of Elegance and Beauty I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Highways want to be free I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We'll start Anon Road Hackers It'll be a vicious cycle of war. As you place Toll Rights Management on your roads we will find ways to route around them. We are LEGION, we never FORGET and we NEVER FORGIVE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell Yeah, they burned the shit out of Nathan Hale except that they didn't. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Life Insurance Companies want you to Kill Yourself. (after the check clears before you have a nasty accidental death or dismemberment) Dismemberment, what a lovely word. A beautiful word much like degloved and decapitation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If I was a betting man I'd bet you won't I'd bet you a crisp $100 bill and a hand in a box. Unless the troll is *error while processing this directive Mr. Process Architect you. Who's my little snoogums? Who's my widdle snoogums? WHO'S MY LITTLE SNOOGUMS!? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lysol for the upper body and Toluenol for the nutsack and anus. Add a nice minty spritz and we're off to the races. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It has become a matter of National Security We must immediately construct a Starbucks and McDonald's in Pyongyang. It's our only hope. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I sincerely feel sorry for anyone you are advising You will end up having them spend a ton of money on things that they really have no need for because of your 'stuck in 1994 internet' frame of reference. Talk about being a danger to yourself AND others. an error occurred while processing this directive <- Process Architect at work. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It was my understanding that some funding is quite opaque. While the politician receives money from $ENTITY which is reported. The donors to $ENTITY remain anonymous. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's this *GIVE* shit? They want it back, they can buy the sum'bitch back. Put that casino money to good use. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey Del! I'll wave at you from the highway. Going to be coming thru there tomorrow, heading north up the 15. Maybe I can donate some of my hard-earned money to the Nevada economy later in the week if I have the time. I love Vegas, would like to retire there maybe, one day, after I get some websites up and generating income. Houston sucks. I can see why Quantum Foam wanted to haul ass out of here. In the title you misspelled 'Asshole' Your Welcome! Powered by the love of Crisco I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 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THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's keeping meticulous records in GnuCash and intends to pay back every penny just as soon as he gets his websites up and generating income. He had to steal the money in the first place so that he could buy an iPad for all his beta testers. He stopped at the casino because while on the bus headed to the Apple store he came up with an absolutely infallible algorithm to double or possibly even triple his money at the tables. One that were he to tell you about it, it would cause your brain to literally freeze up and explode. But of course wild horses could never drag the secret from his lips. He does not for the life of him understand how he lost the money. Obviously the casino is cheating and he will be filing lawsuits against them, Bank of America and every person in the 702 area code along with the driver of the bus as well as the entire Clark County Law Enforcement for not taking the staff of the MGM Grand into custody. He expects it will make it all the way to the Supreme Court. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably some kind of infection KILL IT WITH FIRE! I know whenever my scrote starts to itch that's a sign I need to change my under-drawers sometime in the next couple days. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Quiet Time Time is relative. So it doesn't bother me. As one grows older time speeds up. When I was young an hour lasted forever. Now a day of 'realtime' passes almost as quickly as it does for the inhabitants of Liberty City. Physicists talk about 'The Arrow of Time' and how convenient it is that in our universe it moves 'forward'. But perhaps time is like color, merely our own minds perception. Perhaps we can only experience progressing time like we can only experience a small portion of the full spectrum. Not that I believe this, it is just interesting to think about. No I do not trust time. It is a thief. And I wouldn't trust a thief. In a room full of clocks, each one displaying a different time how would you know which one was 'correct'? How does one determine when their time is up? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's pretty neat, reminds me of when I was into radios before I got into computers. I only understand relativity in a general (lol) way so if our solar system gained speed in it's gyre around the galaxy would that affect our perception of time on Earth? I suppose it would not. But it would maybe look like time outside of the solar system had slowed down maybe. Could that effect that atomic clock I wonder? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pretty much useless, Like Telephone Books and Newspapers. I think I was twenty the last time I wore a wristwatch. I started carrying a pocket watch then because I thought it looked cool and sophisticated. I ended up getting a nice little collection of these as people started getting them for me as gifts for birthdays and the like. My favorite one is in sterling and has a beautiful cover and chain. It came with a matching pen knife. Very steam-punkish before steam-punk was cool. Even still, I can't remember the last time I actually wore any of them. I don't live in my phone like a lot of younger people do these days but I would certainly be lost without it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Those aren't mutually exclusive you know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh I was meaning that he is both a liar and delusional. Further I'm of the opinion that he didn't witness a murder nor was it relayed to him by a crack whore. I also don't think that 90% of the shit he's been writing is the truth. I think there is a very thin bit of 'actuality' there but it is heavily filtered first of all and then massaged and spun afterward to the point that it is like one of those movies 'based on a book which was based on a true story'. So maybe he heard a rumor about a some drug gang and some shit about guns and murders back in the day and maybe he sort of knew a girl at school that was into Crystal Meth. I can believe that. The rest of it has evolved over time in his head which is why it's only becoming such a big deal now. What, almost 25 years later or so I reckon. But that is just my opinion. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Doesn't he have his hands full getting his servers to operate like it was 1994 again? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of "tactical" gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you'd usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they're too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don't brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training. Sounds somewhat like a certain popular kuron . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I figure we're immune because everyone here is Egil. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Twitter must be a bitch for these dudes. Facebook on the other hand is like shooting fish in a barrel when the barrel has no water in it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Snow Crash the Movie I don't really like mentioning things like this because the last time I made some jokes about news of films being made based on the games Rock-Em-Sock-Em Robots and Battleship both of which actually ended up getting made. Hory Sheet! Unfortunately, it's been a good while since I have heard anything new concerning Matt Damon's treatment of Major Matt Mason, nor the movie version of Banks' Excession. Win some lose some. Also, when I heard that Halloween was going to be remade it was supposed to be Tarantino in charge but when they finally got around to it Rob Zombie was running the show. So anyways, Paramount is saying that Stephenson's 'Snow Crash' has finally got the go ahead. Paramount has owned the film rights since '92 but one thing or another held it up. They think now with the CGI, FX, and 3D it ought to be doable. Jim Cornish, the guy that brought us 'The Adventures of Tin-Tin' is set to write and direct the adaptation. I don't know, Snow Crash is a major part of the nerdgin canon and it would be really easy to completely fuck this up. I would feel better if Kubrick was still around, he might be able to handle it. At least it ain't Verhoeven or Cameron. I need a Sino-logic 16 Sogo 7 Data Gloves, a GPL stealth module, one Burdine intelligent translator... Thompson iPhone. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Never heard of that one Was it any good? I looked it up on the Wiki and it's a teen film right? So, in your opinion how does this relate to Snow Crash? Does Attack the Block tell us anything about what we could expect from his treatment of Snow Crash? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool, thanks Yes, I loved Shaun of the Dead and liked Pegg in Hot Fuzz also. That is my hope also, and I figure a lot of kurons would be interested which is why I posted the Dairy. This place loves Banks and Stephenson. I have a feeling now though, that with Paramount and this TinTin thing they'll be wanting like an Abrams 'Rebooted Trek' meets SpyKids treatment. But I'm just speculating. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Really, so what do you like then? I was gonna be all snarky and shit but I kinda would like to know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, I too have no love for Ender's Game. And I cut my teeth on Clarke, Asimov, Heinlein, and Anderson. But I can understand better now if you're not really into SF in the first place then yeah. It is just a bit unusual to find someone on a (still sort-of) tech site that isn't into SF. But I understand that they are a bit like Westerns, generally one either has a taste for them or they don't. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are correct, it is Joe. My bad I think that (the toy thing) might be alright. Or something similar to it. I don't think I would expect as much from a film like that--other than it be fun--as I would from a live action with real actors movie. Thinking about it, it could be pretty bitchin. They could have some bad-ass gerbil dressed up in leather armor delivering pizzas. A sexy squirrel courier on a skateboard. I'd watch that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. See that's why, when you shoot somebody in Texas you drag 'em into your house. Bastard was breaking in, had to go for the headshot! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You all know that ugly people get raped too right? You know that 80+ year old people get raped all the time right? You know that people get raped in their own homes right? You all know that attractiveness and sex have absolutely zero to do with rape right? This bullshit about looking like a slut is just that, bullshit. It's a lot like people that say playing violent video games or listening to rock n roll or working for the post office causes violent tendencies. What you are thinking about isn't rape at all. It is your own fantasy of rape. Like a hollywood movie rape. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Congratulations Del! It seems you must have found employment as a Process Architect. That's wonderful. Now you can really live it up in Vegas with all your rich friends from back in High School and Freshman College. Remember, you can use any flavor Kool-Aid except Lemon! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL It's an improvement over his 'Kill Yourself' thing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Should we start printing a Coefficient of Rape on the clothes tag? Like so you can decide whether wearing this knee-length strapless will protect you more or less than the skinny jeans? It could be like Armor Value in D&D where you add up the numbers and multiply by some modifier to determine your U Gonna Get Raped Index. It's all ridiculous bullshit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You keep going back to dress as a cause for rape That if you dress like a slut you are likely to get raped. That is completely false. You misunderstand that rape isn't actually about sex. Dress has nothing to do with it. A woman can be dressed in business casual and get raped. It isn't about dress. It's more about opportunity than anything else. You don't have to be in a seedy part of town, you don't have to be pretty or even attractive. \ You can be in your own fucking house with your hair rolled up in curlers and that cucumber shit all over your face and get raped. You can be ugly and get raped. You can be a goddamn 80 year old woman and get raped. Your entire argument is a bunch of bullshit. You don't have even the slightest clue. None, zero, zip, zilch. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'I appreciate your input, but please, fuck off.' - C.J. Vinigga, you have my personal assurance that I'm gonna get you your brown cherry back, and the drugs, and I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible. - T.Vercetti 'One Love, me bredjin, Bumbaclot seen?' - L.J. '*' - Claude I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So why are Military Personnel allowed to wear their uniforms when appearing on games shows (sponsoring products), on political shows, in parades, etc etc. I think they are a little selective about it and it does have to do with bare breasts despite what they might otherwise claim. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you, America appreciates your service! By taking on debt and spending future earnings you are helping the economy and doing your part to get America back on it's feet. I salute you sir, for your brave and valiant action in the face of our current financial difficulties. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, rich old people have the ability to read minds and use it primarily to make others uncomfortable while making conversation. Jesus, I thought MY mental landscape was creepy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And take out a few bystanders while you're at it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THANKS JACK! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SIR! Call was made and I have answered! SIR! SIR! Proud to do my Katriotic Duty5, SIR! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just goes to show there is a little asshole Crawford in all of us. On the Other Hand, America's Next Crawford sounds like an exciting new game/reality/talent show. I imagine it would be similar to 'The X-Factor' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I imagined it more like the Judges would sit and listen to rants and stuff and the craziest would get the prize. But I disagree that a follow around would be boring. You left out all the masturbation, the trolling for blow-jobs from homeless people, etc. Most important is that if Mike knew that he had a camera on him 24/7 he would be sprouting his BS constantly in HD FLAT EFFECT(TM). I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pffft, Like anybody takes Catholicism seriously But fucking football man, I mean damn man. It's FUCKING FOOTBALL! They're dropping courses left and right around the country. Having meetings about how they can possibly pay teachers even less. But BY GOD, the Athletic Department shall be Fully Funded! Anything less would be Anti-American! Yeah, it's sad that some priests touched up a few choir boys but hey, what did they expect really? But a Football Coach! A man that is entrusted with teaching our young men (females need not apply) the value of honor, teamwork and demolishing your opponents on the field of battle. That right there is a sacrilege! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That story really touched me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey that's cool! Let me try . . . Why did Jerry Sandusky take a shower? So he could fondle that boy's dick and balls! Maybe I need a little more practice? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like you might have your man there Del Let me ask you boomi, you ever had trouble walking out of the door of a convenience store? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, Sorry, I'm afraid you just don't quite meet the qualifications. Good luck with your life. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Immensely I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wouldn't happen to need some Haiku and BeOS training in there? What about the ability to play an out of tune piano? That's got to be good for something right? Right? Man, straight up LOLing not quite ROF or MAO just yet but nearly there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I feel almost shamed that I even remember And itt goes on and on and on like peeling a bottomless onion, every layer that is stripped away reveals entirely new depths. I swear there has got to be nearly a whole new field of psychiatric study available in there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You slimy turd-sucking ball of nut-sweat If you had ANY. I mean even a MODICUM of intelligence. I'm talking the brains of a fruit-fly. Then instead of whining about your mom and what didn't happen at Caltech (except in your delusional mind) so many years ago and all the other BULL-SHIT that you have and continue to WASTE your and often OUR time on you would have found the wherewithal to OBTAIN that money to go get your PRECIOUS SHIT out of storage in San Jose. $1500 is not really a lot of money. It is if you don't have much and you want it all in one chunk but over time a RESOURCEFUL man would be able to obtain the money. Especially a man who was being housed and fed and obviously had the spare time to raise the cash. Hell, the very least you could do is set up a website explaining your situation and request donations. You could at least show a little of the initiative of those same folks that you often pity. At least they get out and about and try to hustle. You ain't got no hustle, you ain't got no game. You just be trifling. There is a hell of a lot that a man of your education and training could have done to raise the money but you did none of them. Instead you were content to suckle at your mother's teat and whine and ball to all and sundry how 'WAH MY MOMMY WON'T GIVE ME MY PRECIOUS! WAH WAH' You say your mother tried to make you dependent on her but that is not true. YOU and YOU alone made yourself dependent on her. Don't go and break your arm patting yourself on the back. You are a slime ball, a despicable human being. Keep on ragging on your mother and everybody else and holding your self up on a pedestal. Keep telling the world what a total self-centered bastard douchebag you really are. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should ask if he has a VALID credit card I think he does have a credit card that I'm sure he fully intends to pay back, in full, just as soon as some project or another is finished. He has kept quite meticulous records in GnuCash you see, detailing the amounts that he owes. Therefore since he has EVERY intention of paying his debts at some point in the future he can not ever be considered a deadbeat. Unfortunately at this time his funding is quite restricted. A fact I am sure his new roommates are rapidly becoming acquainted with but of course I am certain he has added an entry into GnuCash in order to accommodate them. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's not Sunday I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If Filipino people were able to freely immigrate to the US they would certainly enjoy more persecution, abuse and discrimination. In addition the Americans they displaced would also enjoy more discrimination. You speak of protections but those protections exist only for those with the wealth to exercise those protections. All the rest are in the dirt. It's like a cage match and you can't choose not to participate. Every day more of what used to be considered the Middle Class are learning this for themselves. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHAT IS THAT SMELL? DID YOU JUST SHIT? I swear, it was the dog! BAD DOG! BAD BAD DOG! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've been seeing this video all over They have this technology that will convert your pet cat or dog into a helicopter! You never have to worry about the animal running off or being an asshole at the park because it is remote controlled. It looks safe and is fun for the whole family. Why WALK the dog when you can FLY the dog? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, what bridge are you living under now BTW? Or perhaps you're sleeping in your mother's stolen and banged up Camry. The Camry that 'Drives like a Maserati', Got that big block 2 liter all up in that bitch huh? With the Holley Double-Pumper and the Borg-Warner Turboboost. I bet that puppy hits low 5's on the strip. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like you have any room to talk If using eight vacuum cleaners is equivalent to shooting heroin then I guess your behavior is equivalent to snorting Drano while riding naked through Times Square on a unicycle shouting Dostoyevsky's 'Crime and Punishment' through a bullhorn. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, No, No, just No The obelisk lead the apes toward Spaceflight and other cool things. This new Macbook will simply lead to more masturbation. It's the Anti-Obelisk I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah K5 is like some big mansion where a Society of Minds once used to meet and then went on to do great things. Now it is just a shell of a building home to drug addicts, the homeless, the mentally ill and other dregs of society pissing on the floor and writing graffiti on the walls. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But if you tell them the truth then they'll want to go try it out and then where will we be? No, it's better to just tell them that if they even THINK about touching themselves there then hair is going to grow on their fingers and they'll burn in hell for all eternity. BURN IN HELL! YOU LITTLE DIRTY HEATHEN! BURN IN HELL! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cabbage Potato Soup Ingredients: Potato, Salt Pile, Leek, Cabbage Effect: Restores 10 health and 10 stamina. Wt: .5 Value 5 It saddens me that there are no recipes that involve Giant's Toe. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just rub the sweat from my balls behind each ear Let the pheromones do their job. Mostly I'm a believer in Hot Water and Soap, with an application of AP/Deo under each arm to ward off wet pits and I'm good to go. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What I find strange about America I LOVE AMERICA. I live here, have lived here all my life. Devoted a good portion of that life to defending her. Here's what I don't get: Americans. They fucking shit themselves if even ONE blurry nipple gets exposed for a nanosecond on TV but you can have a mini-series with a body count in the thousands and it is considered family entertainment. You speak of one generation being entitled but every generation feels entitled. It may be that all they fucking own in the world can fit in a cardboard box but god damn it's theirs and you best not fuck with it. In fact an American will get very upset if you get into his business. But they'll be the first to tell you how you should tend to yours. Everyone of them has an opinion and everyone thinks that theirs is as valid as anyone else's. And they all know exactly what is wrong with the country and exactly how to fix it but most can't be bothered to vote. I don't know shit about Castro, I doubt anybody outside of Miami even really knows who he is. Which is another thing I don't get is that Americans don't know shit, they don't want to know shit and the less shit they know the prouder they are about it. Folks that have "book-learnin'" are viewed with suspicion. The only education that is respected is what you pick up in the school of hard knocks. Americans love an underdog. Everybody here believes in their heart and soul that if they just work hard, and apply themselves they can be whatever they want. Pull themselves up by the bootstraps. Money, education, luck, etc. don't enter into it. All you need is a bit of moxie and a dollop of elbow grease. Are you experiencing some problems? Well you must not have really applied yourself. Alrite, I'm going to go sit on the couch, eat me a cheeseburger and a diet coke, watch a little of that flick on cable, "Shoot 'em, Stab 'em and Blow 'em All to Hell". That is if I can ever figure out how to work that damn cable remote. Damn near have to have a Bachelor's Degree to work the damn thing. If you have anything to say just keep it to yourself alright? By god if I had half a mind I could run this outfit with one arm tied behind my back. But I ain't in the mood right now, I got other shit to do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Crawford once again proves to the world that if there is any way to fail at something then he will most assuredly find it. If something was absolutely doofus-proof he would invent a way to fail at it. All the while proclaiming loudly how poorly it was designed because it didn't conform to his expectation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Those 90k page views are my fault I spam the Dulcineatech site all over reddit to show people what a freak you are. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When I was on the Helicopter crash team We listened to Def Leppard's album "High 'n' Dry" all the time. So much that the songs were literally burned into my brain. That and The Scorpions "Blackout" which had just come out. Fucking awesome band. Slow down, hold on, You're much too fast, You're much too strong. Take it slow, make it last, Take it easy, not too fast. And DON'T LET GO! NO!!! Jownowna Nowww I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, Is this something that I would have to be an aquatic flightless bird to enjoy or can just anybody jump in? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Isn't there an App for that? You probably need to take your wall outlet to the Genius Bar and have them test it. Be sure that you are only using Apple approved outlets. Don't use 3rd-party outlets or especially outlets that have been jailbroken. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They see me rollin' they hatin' You are right, them cops don't respect you, they don't respect your rights. They put you on a list and soon as they find out it's Michael Crawford it's all 'Yeah, right looney tune-ville, lol'. You should start carrying a piece. You know, for self-defense. Make 'em think twice before they slam your head into the concrete again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What happens in 2013? We gonna get a Federal version of 'Stand Your Ground'? Also, before you get all weepy and 'OMG think of the children' let me axed you a question. When has the Great Michael Crawford ever taken anyone's advice about anything? Name for me ONE time. Vinigga Please. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Land Value In credits. The Earth in the Alien canon is a corporatocracy. (Note, as far as canon is concerned NONE of the AvP's ever happened. That's all fantasy compared to the reality of the Alien universe) Anyways, Adjusted Dollar Value is very important. Well, back in the day LV223 was only worth 223 credits but then by Ripley's time it had increased in value a bit so they changed the designation. Hey, sounds good huh? Actually, someone asked Cameron about the LV designation once and he said it was just something they pulled out of their ass because it sounded all navigationy and shit. Now they're stuck with it. One of these days I'm sure some writer will retcon it into something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That pussies are scary places statement needs to be carved on a monument somewhere. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Crawford doesn't join a religion he is a religion In the fine tradition of Megalomaniacs throughout history. He has a divine mission, he has visions, he is persecuted for his teachings, and he has his Bible (Essay on top of essay containing thousands of words). He claims he can heal the (mentally) sick he comforts the poor and the homeless. He has a symbol of his religion, the mandala. Yes, he has it pretty well sewn up. Just needs a few more followers to spread the word of Michael and then martyr himself. Thirty years from now it'll be bigger than Scientology. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I already feel sorry for the priests that have to undergo the Rite of the Supersonic Telephone Poles. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's from an essay of his. http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2012/1/8/25723/70532 "...giving me the clean, fresh restorative feeling of not being sodomized by supersonic telephone poles." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ranch supplies You mean like rope and barbed wire, electric prods, branding irons and things of that nature? Makes sense. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yep, Can't get much more racially discriminatory than that. Sounds like they got K5's number all right enough. Next ad will probably feature horse breeders. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Crawford Crawford Crawford I swear, is there nothing else on your mind? There is a big election in the US coming up that like it or not will affect the entire world. There is a rash of zombie-like cannibalism. Windows fucking 8 is about to go RTM. DLC for Skyrim is about to drop. Prometheus opened this weekend. The Queen just had a Jubilee or something. Alien abductions are on the rise. Shit is going down in Syria. etc. etc. etc. and here we got two diaries that are basically Whither Crawford? Crawford oh Crawford, wherefore art thou Crawford? Deny thy mother and refuse thy meds; Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn to spam And I'll voteth thee to the Front Page. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't have a clue what you are trying to say. That was in 1988, and Saddam is dead now. What does any of that have to do with the Crawford worship that goes on at this site? Perhaps you are a brother in Crawford awaiting his return? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Expect 5150 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh hell, I've been baptised twice . . . Where the HELL are my car keys?! Hey sweetheart, you seen my wallet? Man those papers have got to be right here someplace, I swear I just had them in my hand! Fuck, I'm doomed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Everybody sells rotgut MadDog Wine to Blacks along with 40 oz High Gravity Colt 45's and KOOLS. Oh and scratch offs & Philly Blunts. Many a young immigrant can thank 40 Oz Malt Liquor and Menthol Cigarettes for funding their higher education. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Practice what you preach You want to be left alone then leave other people alone. Sit down, shut up, behave yourself. Quit trying to solve this or that problem or heal other people from their mental problems. Quit telling people what is wrong with them. Quit bugging people. Tend to your own business and stay out of others. But you're a fucking liar. You're a god damn fraud. You are a bad person and a despicable human being. You don't want to be left alone. You want to be showered with attention. You want everyone to acknowledge how great you are and how smart you are. You want to argue because it proves to you how RIGHT you are and how WRONG every one else is. You are deluded though. You have your head so far up your own ass you can't see what everybody else sees. You are the emperor with no clothes. Running around buck ass naked thinking everyone is just in awe of your fine raiment. Just go fuck yourself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. J Swift promises a 404 Oops! Sorry Chrome couldn't find that page! Die Problem der Software! "So when lost due to system error in the Mind of Michael, the anger is always great. Many seek help on the Internet. . . . Sometimes the whole system must be rewound." softwareproblem.org <h1>YOU HEATHENS ARE EDUCATED STUPID! THEY LAUGHED AT GALILEO! THEY LAUGHED AT EINSTEIN! THEY LAUGHED AT BOZO THE CLOWN! IN 1984 STEVE JOBS UNLEASHED THE MACINTOSH UPON THE WORLD AND CHANGED FOUR REVOLUTION PROGRAM TIME FOREVER YOUR COMPUTER SCIENTISTS TEACH OBJECTIVE C BUT I AM HERE TO FREE YOU WITH THE ZOOLIB. YOUR DIRTY LYING CS TEACHERS TEACH YOU ONLY STEP-WISE FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING WHICH NO GREATER EVIL EXISTS I HAVE TRUE 4 QUADRANT OBJECTS ORIENTED IN A 7 DIMENSIONAL HYPERCUBE! THIS WAS REVEALED TO ME WHILE I WAS BORN AGAIN AS JONATHON JESUS CHRIST. YOU MUST CAST OFF YOUR CS CHAINS AND FOLLOW FEYNMAN HE WILL LEAD YOU UNTO THE DESERT OF RENO WHERE YOU SHALL BE TEMPTED AND YOU WILL LEARN THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST AND THAT NUMBER IS 5150. LET EVERY MAN WITH AN EYE TO HEAR AND AN EAR TO SEE. I AM VEXED ON ALL SIDES WITH TROLLS SO THAT THEY ARE LIKE UNTO THE ALBATROSS AROUND MY NECK. BUT I SHALL OVERCOME AND THEY WILL KNOW MY NAME AS SOON AS . . .</h1> unable to process that directive. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vexed by trolls you be Verily vexed and no hope of succor nor satiation in sight. Truly thou art in the deepest pits of Hell. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I require more vespene gas I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Leviticus 26:12 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, show us your uncircumcision Let us drink from THAT cup! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Quran 2:191-193 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's Awesome I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll be damned I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. English motherfucker, do you speak it? Is that not one of the best god damn movies ever made or what? --"What" ain't no movie I ever heard of. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WWCD What Would Conan Do? When I pray, I pray to Jobs... but I seldom pray to him, he doesn't listen. What good is he then? He is strong! If I die, I have to go before him, and he will ask me, "What is the riddle of the iTune and the mystery of the AppStore?" If I don't know, he will cast me out of the GeniusBar and laugh at me. That's Jobs, strong on his mountain! Ah, my god is greater. Jobs laughs at your distro. He laughs from his mountain. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I did read palms in High School I was pretty good at it. I did Tarot and I Ching too. I don't claim paranormal powers it was just a good way to meet chicks. Some guys can play a guitar, others can write poetry. I would hold your hand, look deep into your soul and tell you your future. ~ + + + * * * + + + ~ I keep telling the young people that I know that it is a different world now. It really is. If you don't understand recent history then it is hard to understand where some of the people that are making the rules are coming from. They try to apply rational motives to some of these guys but the world they grew up in and the values and yes, the memes that they hold are different from the memes that people have today. I'm not even really old either. But things like Vietnam, the Cold War, and the Civil Rights Movement shaped me as I was growing up in the way that 9-11, The War in Iraq and Afgahnistan and the Internet have shaped many of you. Just like WWII and Korea shaped those that grew up before me. I cannot explain how in a society that was about to land a man on the moon that it was against the law for a mixed race couple to marry. How it was that prim church ladies could and would say Nigger right in public and not feel the least self conscious. How it was that people got so very very upset when the court said that some white students would be forced to attend black schools and vice versa because even though 'separate but equal' was technically illegal it was still in practice. And it wasn't just the white people but many blacks didn't want to have any mixing going on either. And this all happened not that long ago. Nor was it just in the South but all over. It's hard for many to believe that. We seem so cosmopolitan now. Those attitudes seem to belong to another era. A distant past when people thought the earth was flat and electricity and evolution were radical ideas. We've come a long way in the last half century but there is still a lot to be done. What I fear though is that many of those coming into power and those that support them have forgotten all this. They work hard to dismantle many of the social programs that were put in place. Discrimination exists although maybe not so much along lines of race. Now it is along lines of sexual persuasion. Lines of gender. Lines of political affiliation. Lines of wealth. I don't know what to tell you though, my crystal ball has been cloudy for some time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Driving is a privilege, not a right Pedestrians have the RIGHT OF WAY. That means when you see a pedestrian in the road you STOP. Even if it's a drunk asian grandmother with alzheimer's and she takes half an hour to cross the street. YOU WAIT PATIENTLY YOU DO NOT HONK YOUR HORN YOU DO NOT ROLL DOWN YOUR WINDOW AND CURSE You sit and you wait until it is clear and then you proceed. Thank The Maker we don't require you to have a man walking in front of your infernal death machine waving a lantern like we did back in the sensible days. Someone to warn people that a climate change causing smog producing dangerous sociopath was out and about on the city streets. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You need better headlights you would be able to see just fine IF YOU WEREN'T READING YOUR EMAIL, CHECKING FACEBOOK AND POSTING TO K5 WHILE OPERATING YOUR STEEL MURDER MACHINE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU TEXTING ON YOUR IPHONE EITHER! IF YOU NEED TO SEND A TEXT OR MAKE A PHONE CALL YOU PULL OVER INTO A SAFE AREA, TURN OFF YOUR DEATH MACHINE AND SEND THAT IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT 'HEY SIRI DOES ANYBODY DELIVER TOMATO SOUP IN THIS AREA?' WHO THE FUCK HAS TOMATO SOUP DELIVERED? GOD FUCKING DAMN I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My friend told me that what you do is you go to a nightclub and find this really super-hot chick that has no girlfriends hanging around. And I mean this chick is so hot that she is way out of your league but not only does she talk to you she lets you buy her a drink. She laughs at everything you say and when you suggest that you maybe get a cab and blow the joint she is totally enthusiastic. Then when you're in the cab and you're kissing and feeling her up and your hand slips up her dress. Well, you'll be fooled alright. But it don't matter when it's Arcturian baby! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It was probably when you stole her freaking car and wrecked it. I bet she is PISSED. If any woman in the world is wishing that retroactive abortions were legal it is probably your mother. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fascinating . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So she finally got that No Contact order? Good for her! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They need to fix that revolving door on the NutHouse. You need the Nicholson treatment. Lobotomy for table eleven! Would you care for coffee or tea sir? We also have a delicious house wine. Disregard all that Mike, you know I love you like a brother. We only hurt the ones we love am I right? So tell me, whose life do you intend to disrupt and destroy next? I'm sure it will be just FABULOUS! How's your mother these days? Has she taken out a no contact order against you yet? Cheers! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I Need A New Career I can't really complain about my life. I have been pretty fortunate never having to claim unemployment. Although the work hasn't always been the most interesting, the jobs themselves have been somewhat challenging, often quite enjoyable particularly when I get to shoot at things or blow them up. I have had the opportunity to travel to foreign lands, meet interesting people and completely destroy their infrastructure. It has been extremely rewarding. But I am feeling that wanderlust, that feeling that perhaps the grass may be greener. So I have decided I need to move on. I am thinking about becoming a political pundit on Fox. I know next to nothing about politics, world history and I'm not the best at geography but I think these are minor faults that could be overcome with perhaps a few minutes of study. I could watch maybe an hour of C-Span and maybe an afternoon of the History channel along with a segment or two of The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer and I would be at least as informed as Gretchen Carlson. I think I would be really good at it also. I can be extremely Fair and Balanced. For Example: Is Obama a Secret Alien? Some scientists, analyzing video from Obama's recent speeches have concluded that the would-be President may not have even been born on this planet! "Notice how gangly the president is? Also the fact that many people have noticed that since he has taken office it seems he has aged prematurely. This is a clear indication that Mr. Obama is from a planet with a much weaker gravity than Earth." It is also quite troubling that he has committed our defensive forces all across the globe while simultaneously dismantling our space capability. Could he be setting us up for interplanatary invasion? There is still much controversy over exactly where the president was born. While we have no definitive proof it seems to this reporter that a lot of questions could be answered if indeed the man posing as president was an alien from outer space. "What we require is a sample of blood from the president. If we could analyse his DNA structure we could conclusively determine whether or not Mr Obama was indeed a human being. Unfortunately, at this time the President has refused all requests for a sample of his vital fluids." This leads us to wonder, what could the president be hiding? So what do you guys think? Seriously, you think I might have a shot? I think it would be a really rewarding career. (I mean Palin is making TONS more than than she could ever make as VP) Not to mention that with the Erection coming up there is going to be like a huge demand for warm bodies to man the mics and keep the TRUE AMERICAN PUBLIC informed. Hell, maybe I could get my own Reality Show! Thanks guys and gals! I'm afraid MDC will make reading his essays a prerequisite to voting for us. Pnarp on the other hand I don't think he would be any worse than Biden. If anybody asked I would just say it's a religious thing. No worse than walking around with some kind of dirt-stain on his forehead all the time. I wonder if anybody has ever gone up to Biden with a wet hanky and said, 'Hold on a sec Joe, you got a spot right here.'? Plus Pnarp can bring in the all-important Gnome & Alyssa Milano vote. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds GREAT! Can I skip the liberal arts part and go straight to getting fired for making racist remarks? That is DOABLE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh yeah, is it better to make the racist remarks in person or can I save time and do it over the corporate intercom? Do they have to be racist only? What I mean is that the boss is 'handi-capable' but is of the Caucasian persuasion. But, you know, I could always improvise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like a lot of work 'dawg' I'm kinda under a time pressure here you know. I ain't getting any younger. I'm looking to be like, politically relevant by next Thursday. Friday at the latest. I got some people coming over this weekend so that's not really good for me. We got to fast-track this puppy, I mean are you a Kuro5CAN or a Kuro5CANT? You know the longest journey starts with but a single step or you can be smart and book that bad boy and take first fucking class and be there by breakfast. Why are you talking to me about Justin Bieber? Do I LOOK LIKE A JUSTIN BIEBER? You want to talk to me you better be talking Jay-Z! I'm not sure you're ready to commit 110% to this campaign Mr Limp. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey, we've already bombed them from the air with OLPC's. Teaching them would be counter-productive. It's a Darwinian culling at this point. You think Bill & Melinda are investing in those countries for their health? Fuck, we're trying to educate the next low-cost call-center tech support crews. You know the old saying, 'Teach a man to fish and he'll develop his own political outlook and call you the Great Satan. Give a man just enough fish to barely keep him alive and he'll be dependent on you for a lifetime.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But can they handle TWO BEARDS???? I don't know what the OSHA regulations are for that sort of thing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Blog or Game? You know I am so naming you Secretary of State. 'Mr Texture, pleased to meet you. I am your personal assistant. We have a number of dignitaries waiting to speak with you. First, I would like to introduce you to the honored ambassador from China, what advice can you give him?' LURK MOAR FAGGOT! 'I see. And over here we have the delegation from Pakistan. Please say hello.' KILL YOURSELF! 'My my, oh look! The Prime Minister has arrived. He said he wishes to speak with you, what should I tell him?' NO, NEXT QUESTION! 'Well personally, I would like to know to what you attribute the amazing economic recovery under President Tdillo?' DICKWAVING I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. One problem, it would require that I obtain an iPhone. That is unacceptable. It would also require some effort on my part. When I was younger I worked really hard for little money. Over the years I feel that I have gained in skill and experience in order to reverse that situation. I believe I have now finally reached that point where I can operate like the Big Professionals and do pretty much nothing but sit on a couch and talk while raking in ginormous amounts of cash. It is my destiny. Of course, this whole diary was just an exercise in lulz. I'm in no way serious. I am quite happy doing what I do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm thinking No. Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent at this juncture. Thanks for the suggestion though. What do you think about me being a talking head at Fox News though? I would like to replace Geraldo Rivera. I'm thinking he and I could have a cage match, his mustache vs my beard. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well looking at the poll and applying state-of-the-art scientific sampling technology it seems that My Public is enthisiastic about me becoming a political talking head they don't feel like I'm quite blonde enough for Fox. I can understand that. Looks like I'll be submitting a resume to MSNBC. I believe their motto is "Bend Over" is it not? Oh my mistake it's "Lean Forward". I guess that indicates to the viewer that they won't get fucked too hard. You know, like 'trust us, we'll only ever use the tip'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn Buddha you looking sexy and all but you need a sandwich. bet the guys are all over you at the beach though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dulcinea Technologies Corporation Software of Elegance and Beauty http://www.dulcineatech.com/ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE???? _ It's like watching USA TV and playing, "Fat & Stupid or American?" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Man with the Golden Bun My name is Buddha. Zombie Buddha. BTW is it a loaded bun? Do you keep one in the chamber? Careful of accidental discharge. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is some kind of political allegory isn't it? Some kind of message about Big Government and Big Business vis--vis the Occupy movement and the Two Party System right? Otherwise, OMG I just . . . wow. Seriously. Dude, have a fucking seat over there. You don't have anything sharp in your pockets? Look, everything is fine, I'm only doing this for your safety and mine okay? Just like, stay calm. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Everyone knows the number of the beast is 042-68-4425. Rush told me so therefore it is truth. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Partly right 1st digits are his IQ in Octal, second set is the number of times he's masturbated while sniffing Ann Coulter and Megyn Kelly's underwear. The last four digits are the number of illegal opiates he's taken since breakfast. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What if the asshole has a piece of paper that literally says, 'TDillo, Sole Arbiter of Truth'? Hah! You can't explain that away so easily can you? It's like the tides. Or Geraldo Rivera's mustache. Or that eyeroll that Neil deGrasse Tyson does. IT IS BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But they're still fucking the scoundrel behind Mr Right-but-kinda-boring's back. HOO-RAH! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I went to Venus to see it. Damn clouds. Sunny all day, and cloudy. Ran out on the landing apron with my shoebox and binocular viewer which melted. Nearly got run over by a Pnarp once but there was never enough of a gap in the clouds to see shit. Hot as a mother-fucker though. i was glad to get back to Luna. Those drinks they make out of them pineapple looking things are delicious and refreshing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You aren't wearing the glasses that's why. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I expect Mars One to be as successful as John Carter. Or even Biosphere 2. Although these guys may tell you it's a walk in the park, (or perhaps a hike in the woods) keep in mind that "Space officials say technology is still decades away from being able to protect astronauts from cancer-causing cosmic radiation, land them at least 35 million miles (56 million km) across the solar system and bring them home again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lots of problems with Biosphere 2 It's going to be a lot harder than anyone thinks to get to Mars and back let alone create a sustainable settlement. Mix the Moon, the Sahara Desert and the Antarctic and take away air. Not to mention if something goes wrong then there won't be any emergency rescue. It could take years to send supplies and aid. I actually don't consider Biosphere to be a complete failure. I believe we learned a lot from the kinds of challenges, not only technical but psychological and managerial that might crop up in a long term interplanetary mission. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's why it has to be sustainable because it is ONE WAY. You ever grown anything? Ever done anything of consequence? Murphy's law is in effect and Frankie's Law too. SHIT HAPPENS, usually at the worst possible moment. The best laid plans of mice and men oft gang alay. Yes there will be plans, and it's ONLY 7 mos. You spent 7 mos in confinement? It does something to the mind. If anything goes wrong though it will take much more than 7 mos to get a rescue out there. Now i'm not saying they shouldn't do it. I am a proponent of hey let's get some folks off this ball and start expansion. Out of the crib so-to-speak. Hell, I would go if they would take an old man with a bad ticker. But, I'm a realist. It may look good on paper but it's going to be HARD. There will be death and that is the thing. These days we want everything all safe and 100%. But it won't happen that way. As we push out into the solar system there will be heartbreak, injury and death. The ground breakers will be more apt to fail than they will to succeed. When that happens we need to learn from that and move forward. Unfortunately, I don't think we have that Will anymore. We as a people no longer have that strength of character. It doesn't help either to deny the problems, to say that this is different so we won't encounter similar problems. To say 'well I'm sure this or that will be planned for or taken care of' because it really won't be unless it is cost effective. They'll have two lists. The things they would like to have and the things they actually get. There will always be the things they never expected. It just won't go as planned if it ever makes it off the ground in the first place. We think that we are so very smart and scientifically advanced but in this case we are in the same situation as our forebears. Sending out our flimsy canoes to try and reach the next island. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Okay, that's fine. I just don't believe that either of those are misconceptions. I think the Biosphere experiment is extremely relevant and that landing or rather attempting to land with retro rockets is going to be a big problem. But then I'm a space enthusiast and not a rocket scientist so I may be wrong. I don't believe that the problems are insurmountable or that it is impossible. Eventually we, actual human beings not just our probes, will be on Mars. But I don't believe that this Mars One project is going to be successful. I really don't. I believe it is going to be much more difficult than we presently imagine and way more costly than we currently anticipate. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Biosphere was relevant because of the problems it revealed in getting a crew together for an extended journey. You can profile these people from here to Tuesday but until you get them all boxed up in a can you're not going to know what kind of dynamic you'll be working with. It isn't like the ISS or a trip to the moon. It is more like solitary confinement in prison. Also a long-term project like that you are going to have changes in the management Earthside as well. Biosphere revealed a lot of these types of problems. Look, my original comment as most of my comments here was tongue-in-cheek. I don't think that it will fail exactly like Biosphere but look at some of localroger's and Lil Debbie's comments in this diary. There are numerous problems with this project. Also it isn't about just the tech or the biology or any of that. It is about that, plus the psychological, and the managerial. On top of it all is the money. All of these things, every one of them MUST come together in order for it to work. That is all I have to say. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They should send Bear Grylls and Newt Gingrich along with the cast of Axe Men, Swamp People, Ice Road Truckers, Pawn Stars and American Pickers. Those people know how to survive on guts, ingenuity, and drinking their own piss. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Never realized but "Newt Gingrich" sounds like the name of a star of a reality TV show. Join Larry the Cable Guy, Trip, Harley, and Big Ed as they travel around the country with their good buddy Newt in "Newt's Amurica". Premiering Friday at 9:00 on The History Channel. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If we elect Kinky Friedman to President He can get it done! No she-it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Right, like mowing the lawn for one. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This freaking video was all over late night They played it on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, they played it on Jimmy Kimmel's Show, they even fucking showed it on Chelsea Lately! The goddamn Dancing Baby didn't go mainstream that quick. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Boy hidey, back in the day babies would cause their mother to die in childbirth. Now the irresponsible little heathens come out already addicted to crack and heroin. That's what happens when you get soft on these kids. They spend nine months in there just a partying and laying about. Little bastards need to show some initiative, start a paper route, open up a lemonade stand. Earn their keep! All this Nanny State coddling! Damn kids will come out expecting to be fed at the teat! They'll be whining wanting someone to wipe their ass for them! That right there is how you get Apple users and Ruby programmers, I tell you what! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Quite Right That baby should have hidden that car in another state and forced the mother to read its latest essay on "Narcotics and How They Impact the Software Problem". Fucking irresponsible babies these days. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what then can we infer from a young man strapping his dog to the roof of the car? Was he high? HIGH ON POT? Does he perhaps have a bad case of the Munchies? Is Mitt a SECRET STONER? Can we trust a man like that not to spill the bong water on the expensive carpet of the White House? A gateway indeed. Marijuana is the flame, Heroin is the fuse. LSD is the Bomb! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He was just gonna say Aw Fuck it and tie the dog with a bungie cord, you know in case he needed to take a walk or something while they were cruisin. But ya know his wife was all Blah blah BLAH BALHGH. So he was like 'Dude, you're really harshing my buzz.' But he knew she would be like that the whole trip so he went and strapped the dog down and of course the dog went and shit all over the back window. Stupid women. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Rather snazzy hula hoop there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hilarious & Kind of Cute Says Mr. "can't have that asshole thinking he has any say over what makes it to FB, other than his one pathetic vote." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your mother must really love you To put up with all your shit. You've stolen your mother's car, fled the scene of an accident. And I don't think anyone believes for a nanosecond that you didn't rear-end the guy. You're driving without a license. And in the midst of all this not one single thing is your fault or responsibility. You are proving yourself to be the most despicable kind of human being ever to have walked the Earth. Your mother took you in and provided for you and this is how you repay her? There is no excuse whatsoever for your behavior Michael. None. No son in his right mind would ever treat his mother like that. Just because you want something and she doesn't give it to you. Just because you are delusional and projecting on to her. You are the problem Mr. Crawford. I would suggest you seek help but at this point I believe you are far beyond any help. You are a danger to yourself and a danger to others. You have gotten away with your shenanigans up to this point but one day you will go too far and receive that which you so richly deserve. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is the Queen's own English you bloody sod! Doest thou not speaketh it? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wasn't Holly Transgender? Both Male and Female? It has been awhile. 'There once was a man from Racine who invented a loving machine. Both concave and convex it could serve either sex entertaining itself in-between.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, I was crossing my fingers and didn't even mention you'd been gone all week hoping not to jinx it. Too bad you didn't get lost in the desert for 40 years. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Incredible Literally, incredible. I am glad you're okay though, I don't really wish you any physical harm. So, you're saying that you stole your mother's car? And then you got into some kind of highway combat? I suppose you must have held him up when you stopped to give the homeless guy the $20? And when the APB for your ass came out and the Law snatched you up you told them you were going on a trhurler hike and they tossed you in the nuthouse? And I assume that you are once more free and at large? Wow, just . . . wow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I prefer the term Ubunturd myself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I always thought the term was Dirty Gnu Hippy? I don't think there are Windows Fags either. Windows is just like the default. It is lowest common denominator, vanilla ice-cream, corn flakes, white paper. I understand there are some people that really really like windows like the dude that got a Windows 3.1 logo tattooed on his arm but I think they're just a specialized form of nerd virgin maybe. Linux and Windows don't scream pretentiousness and faggotry like an Apple product does. All those rounded corners and pastel colors and shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vanilla don't have nothing to do with majority All this other stuff you say isn't relevant either. Using Windows isn't really making a major statement about yourself. It makes a statement alright but just not a very strong one. Like wearing a button shirt and slacks. On the other hand, Apple customers buy into the image of being an Apple customer. Same with Linux, there is a certain mindset there. Some may not want to admit or pretend that they aren't affected by it but they're fooling themselves. The reason I point this out is because we got off into a discussion about Labels. That's a cultural thing and has nothing at all to do with technology or marketshare or corporate strategy. You mentioned Window Fag or Linux Fag but those terms don't really fit. Mac Fag fits because like I said it's got that femininity built into it's design and it's also marketed that way. They got John Malkovich & Zooey Deschanel doing ads versus Jerry Seinfeld for Windows. That tells you something right there. And Linux has that 'Dirty Gnu Hippy' image, that neckbeard image. That's all I'm saying. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what about these mkv's? I have problems converting them into standard DVD format to play in standalone DVD players. Something always messes up, sound or subtitles or picture. It's not a big deal. I don't generally make DVDs but once in a blue moon. I've used DVD Flick, DVD Styler, and Nero. I like Styler because it's great at making menues and it's fast as fuck. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look at the people writing & making movies and what passes for a 'relationship' in their lives. Most of 'em wouldn't recognize a real relationship if it sunk fangs in their buttocks and they had to beat it off with a stick. And then they went to the hospital to get 43 stitches put in and the guy is taking the accident report asks, "What was it exactly that attacked you?" And they reply with, "I have no freaking idea! I've never seen anything like that before in my life!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There is already an entry in the HS DB for K5 It reads, (and I quote): "Mostly Harmless" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you say you had some SPEED Dude? Naw I ain't got any speed man. Well that's too bad. But I tell you what I do got! What's that? I got a joint! Oh yeah? Well fire it up! I ain't askeered of a little speed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't like him because he looks like a greaser plus the fact that he says he's from Texas so he's got to be a taco pounding pepper-belly. Add to that the fact that he's pretty fat from eating all them beans and tacos. He's still dripping wet, look at that hair, you can tell he just crawled out of the Rio Grande. Yeah, pretty disgusting. I don't like that black guy either. I think he may be gay. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OFF WITH 'IS 'EAD! She ain't really a Queen unless she says that at least once a month or so. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If this wasn't tailor made for the FP I don't know what is. Scatology and Culture, from the toilet bowl. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Collaborative Media It's like a real world Human Caterpillar. One person poops in the Diary and another person ingests that poop and processes it for the consumption of another and so on down the line. It's rusty's greatest triumph. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I got your nose! Yes I do I got your widdle nose! Don't do it, do not eat my face! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is not good to eat much honey, nor is it glorious to seek one's own glory. Proverbs 25:27 "All things are lawful for me," but not all things are helpful. "All things are lawful for me," but I will not be enslaved by anything. 1 Corinthians 6:12 Excess in nothing,--this I regard as a principle of the highest value in life. - Terentius Afer Avoid extremes of all sorts and seek moderation in all things. - Aristotle I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There was a big stink going on awhile back about this 'Pink Slime' used in meat. At first it was used as a filler and often as a "glue" to make steaks look 'steaky'. After awhile though it started to be used in everything. Until some meat people finally admitted that if you had eaten meat in like the last couple of years you had eaten this Pink Slime. It didn't matter if you ate it at the Four Seasons or fucking Mikey D's either. It all had the Pink Slime. Now according to the FDA there isn't anything unsafe or unhealthy about Pink Slime, it's just all the bits and pieces that wouldn't normally get used. You know the asshole, ears, skin, gristle, it's all MEAT Product. But they were showing how they processed this shit and you know, they're bleaching it and using ammonia to kill bacteria, etc. etc. Well it sounded very similar to the way I have heard the manufacture of meth described. Now I am not saying that the meat has meth in it. I'm saying that, you know they try to scare you from using meth by telling you that 'Oh they use battery acid and ammonia and all kinds of nasty chemicals to make that shit.' It seems to me that they are processing our food the same way, with a bunch of nasty chemicals to make that shit. And I don't think you can vegan or organic your way out of it either because that shit is all being doctored one way or another. Either Monsanto is fucking with it in the seed stage or they're doing shit to keep out the bugs, or smearing it in crushed insect chitin to make it all shiny. Are you sure you know what you're eating? Hell no. What about those people that have never been to Japan but they will tell you that just last week they sat down to a delicious Kobe Beef Steak. They're full of shit. Or all this 'Artisan' food, what does that mean really? Absolutely nothing. Oh sure you can look up the definition of Artisan in the dictionary but if you think that has anything at all to do with food you're an idiot. There is no rule about Artisan so a producer can slap that on the label and raise the price $2 bucks and you chow down on whatever fantasy you imagine. Unless you are personally growing your own vegetables and raising & slaughtering your own livestock you don't know. Even then it gets a little iffy because what exactly the fuck is in that 50lb sack of feed you just loaded up at the Tractor Supply? Do you know? Are you sure? No, you really fucking don't. There was a segment on News 2 Houston about grocery stores selling fish that wasn't even labelled correctly. People were buying Talapia and it was actually some kind of cod or perch or some shit, I don't remember exactly. The thing was it wasn't some grocery store trying to rook people, this was some big supplier that supplied thousands of stores all over the fucking place. Because that is how our food chain works these days. Farmer Brown doesn't exist anymore, it's ConAgra and shit. So you really don't know what the hell you're eating anymore. That's why I posted the comment about moderation. That's really all you can do. Eat whatever tastes good, eat what you like. Just don't go fucking overboard. I'm reminded of the stink also when the vegans found out Mickey D fries were fried in oil with beef fat in it. See here they were all thinking they're better because they don't eat the flesh but shit, they were just fooling themselves. I especially feel sorry for those folks who have food allergies. I mean, think about that shit. A fucking stray peanut in your salad could END you. That's some crazy, scary shit right there. To conclude, "I commend the enjoyment of life, because nothing is better for a man under the sun than to eat and drink and be glad. Then joy will accompany him in his work all the days of the life God has given him under the sun."-Ecclesiastes 8:15 In other words, EAT, DRINK, and be MERRY you Mother Fuckers because tomorrow you may DIE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They did not stop making it. They just cut back because of publicity. Yes it is filler, yes they know it. They will still use it because it is cheap but they'll give it a new name and in five years you & I and most everyone will have forgotten all about it. It doesn't change anything else about what I said either. Care for a bite of my textured vegetable protein? It's fucking delicious dawg. I miss a lot of the old stuff, and we were the ones supposed to be doing it wrong. Although, TV dinners excuse me Microwave Meals have come a long way. Still nasty but not quite as nasty. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Food, glorious food! Just picture a great big steak -- Fried, roasted or chewed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's one hell of a snapper right there boy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Philitas of Cos Patron saint of Grammer Nazis apparently, very fitting. Just skimmed the list but it may prove useful. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Grigori Rasputin The Fiddy-Cent of his day. Shot, stabbed, poisoned. Ran off to eventually die by drowning. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And of course, Kenneth Pinyan died of acute peritonitis after receiving anal intercourse from a stallion. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You'll never forget your first time. I hope it was a pleasurable experience for the both of you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's interesting. I've done a fair amount of horseback riding. What strikes me is that when I am riding say a motorcycle, I'm totally in control. The machine does whatever I "tell it" to do. On horseback I feel it is more of a partnership thing. The animal trusts me enough to accept my guidance. I have had a couple try to test me a little. I've never been thrown from a saddle. I have been thrown a time or two in the rodeo. Even bull-riding I feel like there is a certain understanding there. When I'm astride that bull we both understand that this monkey that's on his back is going to try its damndest and hold on for 8 seconds and that he is going to do whatever he can to prevent that. But maybe that is just me, who knows what them critters are thinking. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Apples to Oranges? More like Blacks to Latinos. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. CLOSE ENOUGH FOR GOVERNMENT WORK! Okay we're done here! It's Miller Time! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Listen to you, the Hula Hoop expert all sudden! LOL, say, I'm thinking what about one of them collars? Like a whiplash collar? You know till your neck and throat muscles get a little stronger. Damn, your husband is going to appreciate the shit out of that. What what, wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean guv'nor? know what I mean? : ) Also, when they said, "Why is she doing THAT?", you should holler back, "I'm trying to contact my mothership!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I doubt it, if I saw a random woman on the street with bruises on her neck, I definitely would at least wonder what kind of scumbag her husband was. But if I saw a woman wearing a padded collar I would be more inclined to think she might have been in an accident or something because the collar kind of makes you figure she's already been seen by medical people so she's probably not being abused. Of course you wouldn't wear it all the time just when you got ready to start hooping. Anyways just a suggestion. Maybe a heavy scarf that you put on just when you start neck-hooping would help prevent bruising. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Won't see THEM fucking each other over So I was showing the wife the image of SpaceX's Dragon spacecraft successfully docking at the ISS. I tell her, "You see that? That right there is history. That little dildo with wings is making HISTORY right there." She's like, 'meh'. So I explain to her a little about SpaceX and the Dragon spacecraft and how it's the first commercial, not government but commercial spacecraft docking with the ISS and it's bringing supplies and shit. That is history in the making. She's like, 'It's history that they're bringing supplies? Like it's a rescue mission right?' No, no it's because it's private, not government. She's still like, big deal. I say, "You see, that is the beginning of Weyland-Yutani. That is how they would have gotten started." Her eyes widen, 'Oh!' You never said anything about an android It slipped . . . I never thought . . . we always have a synthetic onboard. I prefer the term Artificial Person myself. (Android troll-face) Is there a problem? Yeah, the last synth...uh, Artificial person, malfunctioned and a few deaths were involved. I'm shocked. Was it an older model? Yeah the MDC-Trane model 5151. Yes, the Tranes always were a bit twitchy. Something wrong with the logic in their Relationship inhibitors. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND Everybody! Remember the troops. Some of those boys and girls that came back from Iraq are going to be looking for work. If you are in the position to do so please, hire a vet. You'll be glad you did! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They'll get drunk with you Especially Navy & Marine vets as they have extensive and intensive training and experience in closing down drinking establishments world wide. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A long time ago shortly after I got involved in this computer stuff I learned a very valuable lesson from Mr Ford Prefect - "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. vinigga done beat you to it. Got to start getting drunk early in the morning to beat the Ball-saltic V. Negro. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know some secret service dude is gonna write a tell all one day and there will be a Chapter . . . "The Day I Shagged the First Lady and her Slut Daughter" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was just curious, why do you wear a stud in your toungue? It's a sex thing, helps fellatio. Vinchenzo! Step in my office? This is Panda, from Mexico very good stuff. That's Bava, different but equally good. And thats Choco from the Harz Mtns in Germany. Now the first two are the same. $300 a gram. that's friends prices. Now this one is a little more expensive, it's $500 a gram. But, when you shoot it you will know where that extra money went. Now there's nothing wrong with these two, this is real, real, real good shit. But this one is a fucking mad man. Hey man, I just got back from fucking Amsterdam. Am I a nigger? Are we in Englewood? No. You're in my home. Now white people who know the difference between good shit and bad shit this is where they come to. Now my shit? I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit any old day of the fucking week. That's a bold statement. This ain't Amsterdam Vince, this is a sellers market. Coke is fucking dead as . . . uh dead. Heroin is coming back in a big fucking way. Alright, give me three grams of madman. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nixon a "liberal" My mind just exploded. Literally, it exploded. There are brain chunks all over the walls. I'm typing through what is left of my brain stem. Nixon a liberal. Jesus Christ, I have truely crossed into the Twilight Zone. Back in the day Nixon was the very personification of 'The MAN'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IT's a small world after all IT's a small world after all IT's a small world after all IT's a small world after all It's a small, small world. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes in some parallel universes you are dead and K5 never knew what happened to 'that guy lostincali' In others you are a little banged up but looking forward to a huge cash settlement. You post a diary about what happened and how stupid some drivers are. And in a few you stayed a little longer on the toilet this morning and posted a diary about the ginormous turd you produced. The multiverse is indeed a strange and mysterious place. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should see the ones in which he is worshipped as a GOD. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yet I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Doesn't matter, our evolution, science, art, technology, all of it. Every damn thing from The Big Bang up to Quantum Entanglement. All that we strived for, all that we've learned, all that we've fought for, it has all led up to this. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How he looks Like a billion dollars. (Sean Parker and fianc Alexandra Lenas) Parker is primarily based in New York City although he frequently travels to Los Angeles, San Francisco, Stockholm, and London for Spotify, Airtime, and the Founders Fund. His $20 million townhouse in Manhattan includes an indoor pool, 30-foot bamboo plants, and an entrance hall adorned with actual subway cars. He ain't no trane or MDC for sure. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't think I deserve your attention? You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is deep in my new bride's coochie where I am literally doing the same thing to her as I have already figuratively done to Facebook users and now doing to Facebook shareholders. Things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. Did I adequately answer your condescending question? I went to the public for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with. We wanted to be public! The shareholders are my best friends! Your best friends are suing you for a gojillion dollars. I didn't know that, tell me more. Erica Albright: Good luck with your video-game. Zuckerberg: How do like my VIDEO GAME NOW BE'OTCH? You're going to go through life thinking that people don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHAHOHAHEEHEE Fuck, I thought this might have to do with that little hiccup in trading Lil Debbie was mentioning. Fuck, you lost me at ISLAMABAD. What're they gonna do, nuke a Jew in retaliation? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell hath no fury like a shareholder screwed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The whole spandex tights thing put me off superheroes ages ago. Of course they're gay. Superman is being all noble with Lois but meanwhile he's literally pumping the shit out of little Jimmy Olsen up in the Fortress of Solitude. Batman and Robin, oh please. young "Master Dick" Grayson? Give me a break! Spiderman, I don't know for sure but I think they have made him come out unambiguously. The whole 'Shooting Web' is like a metaphor for jacking off. The guy cums on buildings to get around and takes down criminals with his sticky white goo that shoots forth from his limp wrist. Yeah, the whole god damn bunch of them just as queer as three dollar bills. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWTP! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Trend is always toward heavier weaponry I'm just sad that so many opt for concealed carry. I think that the public would be better served by conspicuous carry. Not only would ne'er do wells be able to tell that you were packing but your weapon of choice could serve to tell others a bit about your personality and social status. Are you the kind of man that can sport a 1911 Colt .45 with inlaid pearl grips or are you a cheap bastard with simulated wood grain? Are you pimp enough to rock a gold-plated AK? Are you the kind of guy that has to make up certain 'deficiencies' with a big old Desert Eagle or are you secure enough in your sexuality to sport a Walther PPK? Guns are sexy. Gentlemen and Ladies who bear arms are sexy. It's high time we quit suppressing that sexuality people. Happiness is a warm gun Momma. Bang bang Shoot shoot I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Excellent That's how I get MY knowledge of the world, through fictional characters! That's why I want an Apple computer so bad, because they were able to hack an ALIEN MOTHERSHIP! Jobs is a goddamn GENIUS! Regardless, I'm not here to defend the venerable PPK. I used it simply as an example of a rather effective yet compact sidearm in opposition to a more heavy hand-cannon. While there are many examples I could have employed to make my point, I indeed wanted something that would be immediately familiar to people who are not knowledgeable about firearms. People, like yourself who get there knowledge of weapons primarily through spy novels, gangsta movies and televised police procedurals. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While I respect your opinion I live in TEXAS and it is EVERY TEXANS GOD GIVEN RIGHT to keep, collect, show off, discharge, trade, swap, sleep with etc. any manner of firearm we can get our grubby redneck paws on. Guns are displayed proudly in living rooms and the back window of pickup trucks all across the state. Firearms are like mother's milk down here and we practically grow up with the things. They do teach gun safety in the schools using BB-Guns but how good that does I don't know. I know I brought down my first whitetail I think I was in the third grade or so. Anyways, my take is that guns should be visible and people should be armed most of the time. Concealed weaponry has the air of dishonesty about it. People often fear what they don't understand. An armed society is a polite society. I don't think "Hey, I can shoot you if I want." That's stupid and disrespectful. Of course you realize that my parent post is really a joke. I don't advocate people actually carrying around gold-plated AK's you understand. I was just giving my imagination some free roam and seeing where it would take me. I believe the situation as I described is a bit ridiculous. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Concealed Operator Permit TEXAS DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY Licence # UUDDLRLRBA Exp: 12/31/2012 Hair: Yes Eyes: Red SEX: PRN Issued To: Harry B'Otch 420 Culture Ln Cut N Shoot, Tx The holder of this permit is required to conceal his big ass sport utility vehicle while operating upon the roads and byways within the Glorious State of TEXAS in such a way that the vehicle class is not visible or discernible through ordinary observation. It is suggested that the vehicle be disguised as a Taco Truck or other unobtrusive service vehicle. Mossy Oak camouflage is also acceptable. The holder of this permit shall not operate the vehicle near any business that derives 51% or more of its income from the sale or service of alcoholic beverages, nor where a high school, collegiate, or professional sporting or interscholastic event is taking place nor near a correctional facility nor near a hospital or nursing home nor near a church, synagogue, amusement park, or other place of worship. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't really know. SUVs are tolerated here since everybody has a Pickup Truck anyway. Compared to the Natl Average I believe gas is still pretty cheap around here anyway. Funny thing is that SUV around here is considered a woman's car like minivans are in the rest of the country. Now that point you make about somebody buying a more expensive car expecting some type of deference or priority is absolutely truth. I have heard different people I was riding with actually say things to the effect of, for example, 'Didjew see that? How dare he cut me off! Don't he realize this a GOD DAMN MERCEDEZ? Sumbitch driving a damn Chev-ro-lay and thinks he kin cut in front of a MERCEDEZ? If'n that don't hare-lip the Governor!" And women I've been riding with say at a 4-way stop, "Why of course I should go FIRST, I'm in a Lexus and he's just in a Hyundai. Isn't that in the handbook?" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. MLP: Phoenix Algorithms Personalised Insults Generated using Phoenix Database AlgorithmsTM Feel free to post your highly personalized insults below: You know what you can do? Fuck yourself Nimey! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know that everyone says that FB is a fad 10 yrs from now nobody will remember it. I wonder though if those that point and laugh at FB actually use it. Surprisingly FB is quite useful. It's like email, we can and have functioned just fine without email and those without it wonder, "Whatever would I use it for? If I want to converse with someone I'll post a letter or if that takes too long I'll just ring them up." I used to be the same way about FB and I'm kind of that way about Twitter. I have an FB account but not a Twitter account. I don't see where Twitter would be that useful for me. However, I no longer dismiss it out of hand like I used to. Obviously it is fulfilling some need had by its community FB though is great for keeping up with a lot of people, especially extended family that I usually wouldn't bother with but at least I know a little about what is going on with them. Pre-FB I wouldn't even know that they had a baby or their kid joined the military and was in Afghanistan or whatever. I'm not talking about using it to get as many friends as possible or living out loud posting about what I had for breakfast and shit. Realistically, there is nothing about FB that can't be provided elsewhere, better, safer with more features--it's already been done in fact--but these other services lack one thing that is critical. They aren't Facebook. Everyone I (care to) know is on FB. I have a G+ account but nobody uses it hardly. It's like back when IM was big, it didn't matter what you thought about Yahoo Messenger or AOL if that's where your friends/contacts were that's what you ran. Until something comes along that can overcome this sheer inertia of mass I think FB is going to be okay. It doesn't matter anyway really, with respect to the stock FB already has made their cash. It's the suckerbergs on the Outside that are struggling to make money. From where Zuckerberg and his crew are standing I think it is hard to see this as a failure. In fact I'm sure they are singing, "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction." Probably in that same robotic GladOS voice. Woah, the world is really fucked up when I come across with a comment white-knighting FB. I guess it is time to turn in my Geek Card and Kill Myself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I notice that you don't actually confirm or deny having sexual intercourse with the young lady. Why would you fuck her indeed? Eight reasons perhaps? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you DO admit to having sex with her despite your protest that it would be like masturbation--which I noted that the statement itself was neither a confirmation nor denial of sexual intercourse with the young lady. I think if you were a girl that your name should be Mona. It fits you quite well. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Isn't that an attempt to discourage Organized Asian Gold Farming? I understand that in this game virtual gold can be converted to real world monies right? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm sure, and it doesn't bother me, let 'em play I'm just wondering if that was the reason behind Blizzard limiting the Auction House. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you need to check her browsing history maybe. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry! That page doesn't exist. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Windows 8 Someone over at MeFi posted a link to MSDN Blogs and a little article about how the Windows 8 'User Experience' came about. However, after reading it seems that they dredge up every version of Windows ever and basically say, 'See this? You all thought it SUCKED BALLS when it came out. But in time it became HUGELY POPULAR!'. I figure this is in response to all the Metro Haters and the Win8 engineers are trying to make people think that yeah you say it sucks now but five years from now you'll be loving it! I don't know, I think they seem to forget that there was big barrier to entry back in the day for non-windows platforms. You either had to be a neckbeard or put out a fuckton of cash. I think they are smart for focusing on the mobile platform. We all saw that coming. A lot of those grandmas and grampas that are scared to death of a PC, whether an Apple or Wintel box, simply LOVE their iPhones and iPads. Still I think MS is making a few mistakes with this Metro thing. Yeah, once the users 'learn the tricks' it will be cool but if they have viable alternatives they may not want to stick around long enough to learn those tricks. Maybe MS thinks it is 'Too Big To Fail' but I bet IBM thought the same way when they were marketing OS/2. No I don't think this is the 'Year of the Linux Desktop' however, Ubuntu is making some HUGE strides and though they pissed off some people with Unity at first a lot are coming around with 12.04. I could also see Apple finally taking the majority marketshare away from MS. More people really like iOS and they will continue to move away from PCs to phones and tablets. Perhaps other companies like Google and Sony and others coming out with their own flavor OS that starts chipping away at the monolith of Microsoft. From another link that talks about changes to the UI there is this interesting paragraph: Despite all of these changes with the interface, the company doesn't appear to be worried about the issue of "learnability." Instead, Microsoft believes that with a little help it won't take long for users to adapt to the new operating system. "We will help people get off on the right foot," the company explained in a blog post, "and we have confidence that people will quickly find the new paradigms to be second-nature." Yeah it's going to be awesome. So I recently finished Iain M Banks' Transition which I thoroughly enjoyed. I don't think I appreciated how good it was while I was reading. It certainly flowed along well and kept me in some suspense. There was an interesting twist at the end. Some of the 'rules' of transitioning he played a little fast and loose with though. Sometimes the people 'left behind' as it were became like retarded morons, little more than meat puppets. Other times these people just reverted back to who they were before--often with a dead body at their feet or else engaged in some perverted sexual act with a stranger--with no knowledge of the time they spent possessed. After that I picked up Century Rain. This was a strange little story but a little disappointing. It was a really good idea but I think it would have been better told as a Multiverse story. The story takes place in Earth's future after the world is destroyed by nanotech. But most of the action takes place in a sort of alternate history. A 1950's Paris where WWII never happened. SPOILER Like I said, I think it would've been better or made more sense if Paris was in a parallel universe. But instead Reynolds made it an actual construct. Some huge Dyson Sphere that contained an exact copy of the Earth and Moon and where the 'cosmos' was simulated on the inside of this sphere to fool the inhabitants. Why they would go to the trouble is a question left for the reader to noodle out. END SPOILER The next book I picked up was Terminal World. Again this was a really good story about interesting characters. The only thing though was the world they inhabited was hard to believe. It is quite apparent that, although the characters refer to their planet as Earth, they are really on some future terraformed Mars where something has gone horribly wrong. The world itself consists of Zones. These zones determine what kind of technology will function in that zone. So even though the technology exists for like computers and lasers and whatnot these devices can only exist in zones that allow that tech. If you cross a zone boundary with say a computer it not only quits working in that zone but will not work in any zone anymore. It just becomes a doorstop. So you end up with what is called the Bane, where nothing works at all, not even cells. Then you move up from there until you have what they call 'Horsetown' using old WildWest tech. Then Steamtown, an industrial style tech zone. Neon Heights uses 20th Century tech, cars and that and has electricity. Circuit City which we don't learn much about but is some sort of computer-high tech zone. Then at the top is the Celestial Level home of the angels who understand bio and nano tech. People can move between zones using medicines but are only comfortable in zones they were born in. If you stay in a zone too far from your native zone too long you will die. The protagonist gets around that by being biologically and genetically modified so that he can transition between zones. The story follows a fallen Angel in his adventures first to escape the people that are trying to kill him. Later he meets a strange little girl that has the ability to alter the zones and he decides that she has the power to 'fix' the world if he can get her to someplace called 'The Eye of God'. The only thing that saved this story is the characters and lots of swashbuckling taking place on armed and armoured zepplins. Like this one dude, Tulwar he's half man half machine but the machine part is STEAM powered. It's just crazy. It would make a great Graphic Novel but it takes a serious suspension of belief to read. I've just started Against a Dark Background. I'm only a couple chapters in so I'm not really sure what I think about it yet. All the books I read anymore are ebooks. I was reading ebooks before ebooks were even cool. I started on an ancient Dell Axim--well it wasn't ancient when I started--it has served me well and I still use it from time to time. It uses the LIT format in MS Reader. I finally got a nook though and I admit I enjoy it also but the Axim is just more familiar. Still the difference in the screens is like WOAH. So anyways peeps, hope you've enjoyed my mini wall-o-text, guess I'm a bit manic tonite (LOL). I reckon I better put down the coffee cup and step away. If you have any suggestions about good space opera I'd certainly love to hear them. PEACE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool, thanks. The synopsis looks intriguing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just one vote needed to flush the queue! Courtesy Flush Pleaasse!!! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A Gentleman and a Scholar! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "nobody ever got fired for buying IBM" "IBM will always be there. . ." "Nothing sucks like a VAX!" "You can count on Digital (DEC), they aren't going anywhere!" "640K ought to be enough for anybody." "There is a world market for maybe five computers." Famous last words maybe? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't understand If they can do windows they can do Linux. Unless you just have them on some old distro to make it hard on purpose. You don't even have to fool with the Terminal anymore unless you're doing admin. Really, it's not up to like XP/Vista easy maybe but it's at least as easy to use as Win2K. Unless that is you're trying to impress with your UBER 1337 Unix Knowledge and making it hard on purpose. You don't teach Win users about Read-Only, Sys and Hidden do you? No, you say, 'Here's Word, Here's IE, Here's etc. get to work.' Same on any modern Linux, 'Here's LibreOffice, Here's Firefox, Here's etc. Get to work.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So I think maybe the K5 database is going to be subpoenaed someday soon. I think we may for a brief time be as infamous as 4Chan was when that guy made those threats about the Superbowl. Remember that? Shit is spilling over from the simply virtual to the highly REAL very quickly it seems. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. good points I do think people will be doing more stuff 'in the cloud' like Google Docs. (Save once, access anywhere). I think MS better be very careful how they proceed here. I believe they are right to focus on mobile but not to the almost exclusion of the traditional desktop. This is exactly the kind of thing they feared when Netscape came out. If you have a browser and an App that works in that browser from any location and is virtually identical no matter what the underlying platform is then Windows dominance on the desktop suddenly doesn't really mean anything. It lets anybody, like Google or Apple or Sony, come in and provide Office-like services. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what that there is no START menu! This is so much better don't you think? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. An evangelist I used to know often spoke about Christianity vs Churchianity. There are people who try to be Christ-like, just doing what they can to follow his example in their lives. Then there are those who seek to be RIGHTEOUS. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He wouldn't be the first madman seeking fame and a measure of immortality by going out not with a whimper but a BANG! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Of course he'd probably screw it up like that guy that crashed his plane into the IRS building, what was his name again? Joe Something or other. Whatever, nobody remembers anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. O Rly? I thought Joe Stack was that plumber guy from the McCain-Palin campaign. Neither one will make it into even the footnotes of history. They'll both be relegated to the land of Game Show trivia questions. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Of course claes has children who will, most likely, have their own children and so on and so forth spreading both his genes and memes for generations to come. You on the other hand will perish alone and your genes and memes will perish along with you. Who's the pathetic dupe now? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Congratulations claes I know that you're extremely pleased and I wish your children the best of luck and fortune in their future. The only snark I will offer is that I sincerely hope that they will remember the sacrifices that you have made for them now and treat you with equal love and respect in your sunset years. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does? - Edward James Olmos I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Exactly! Zuckerberg and Co got exactly what they wanted and once again fucked everybody else. I expect even bigger things from this guy going forward. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DiGiorno's just like delivery takes 30 mins, looks like it got sat on, overpriced for what you get. Still and all. Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good it's really fucking good and when it's bad, well it's still pretty good. Doubly so if you combine the two. Especially when you got Pepperoni. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interesting story there about the Republicans making it easier to beat your (mail-order) wife. I'll let my bros in the trailer park know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Imagine if the CMF had actually materialized and that by now there were a whole network of sites under the Kuro5hin umbrella. Kurobook5, PiK5, Kock5tarter, FuckCelebrity, Scoopbox, Cabal-TV, etc. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Good article there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Based on your last diary I'm concerned that a link to any of your websites might expose my system to rootkits and other malware. I am urging everyone to stay as far away from your sites as possible. You are already known for making terrorist threats on 911 against law enforcement officers, making terrorist threats against your former employers and making threats against people on this website. It is apparent that you represent a clear and present danger to society. I caution anyone and everyone to be extremely careful in your dealings with this madman. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jewablo Shree! The folks in Greece are watching this and thinking you got problems dude. Which is really pretty sad. People often wonder why stereotypes exist. Because they are based on truth. I don't even know this guy, never seen him before but I already know just about everything about him just from watching this video. I am also not playing Diablo 3 but then I didn't have to stand in line not to play it either. Over the past week the guys at penny-arcade have given me a heads up sort of. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Soory anything with the word 'tweet' in it is automatically non-cool by definition. Breaking it down into DDR-like terminology like 'RT' is the uncool equivalent of saying 'LOL' in real life conversation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Forbidden! Never mind, nice pics. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sure, I'll share. I is sooo sexay! Sup Y'all! My wife keeps an eye on me at all times. Fus Roh Dah! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My doctor says that all time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So long as it's not RenFaire Style I doubt anyone would mind much. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why did I not expect something like this? Why am I not surprised? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You and McNugent should get together Go on a Fear & Loathing style road trip. I'm sure the lulz would flow like rain. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why does it matter really? And what exactly are 'fake' boobs anyway? What does that really mean? Aren't they more like 'enhanced' boobs? I mean, unless a woman has had a mastectomy and the doctor had to go in and use grafts and other miracles of medical science in order to reconstruct the breast then it is still a 'real' breast. True they may have had additions or perhaps in some case subtractions but they are still on the surface real breasts. And what does your friend know anyways? He is probably just jealous that her tits are bigger than his. They don't seem to be completely symmetric nor totally spherical and they seem to have the right looking heft so I would certainly give her the benefit of the doubt and declare them 'all natural boobs'. But either way I don't think they would detract from motorboating in any situation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like a country full of college students Hey Dad, we're a little short this month. Can you send some cash? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm a Libra That's supposed to be the symbol for 'balance' but most days it feels like the symbol for see-saw. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What an eyesore fix your planet rusty, you have to! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Trying to get your mom to have a heart attack huh? You should do the right thing and get out of that poor woman's life. Go live under a bridge where you belong. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How it went down Mom, will you please give me the money to get my shit out of storage? I need those books and computers and shit. No, I told you, I'm not giving you money to go down there, you'll just give it away to the first guy with a cardboard sign you see or else you'll blow it on strippers. I'm just not going to throw my money away like that. But mom, you give me cash all the time to go into town and hangout at the web cafe-- YES! To get you out of my god damn hair so I can have a little peace and quiet. I can't stand it how you're always telling me how I should do things in my OWN house. I have managed just fine all these years then you come in here with no money, no job, no wife, with half the police in California keeping an eye out for you and you want to tell ME what to do. I give you money so you'll LEAVE ME ALONE FOR AWHILE. Face facts mom, you really only want me out because I look uncannily like your own father and you just can't-- Look you, I've had enough of this. You don't look anything at all like your grandfather. Actually, I've never told you this but you should know. Your father in the Navy? He wasn't really your father. He was deployed and I got lonely, I had a short-term fling with one of those black musicians down at the club. I always thought he was a little strange but I wasn't dating him for his personality you understand. Unfortunately, I've regretted it ever since. Listen mom, you're just in denial about your mental illness. I can see it. WILL YOU CUT IT OUT! HAVE YOU HEARD A WORD I HAVE SAID? Of course mother, I have heard your cry for help and I am here for you, if you'll just read this essay I wrote on-- I AM NOT READING ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN ESSAYS, I AM SICK OF ESSAYS, IF YOU SAY 'THE SOFTWARE PROBLEM' ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO SWALLOW THIS WHOLE BOTTLE OF PILLS! But mother, The Software Problem is at the-- "AUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Oh My God MOM! We must get to the Emergency Room immediately! * * * Ma'am, can I help you? YES MY SON IS AN ESCAPED LUNATIC, HE HAS BIPOLAR SCHIZOAFFECTIVE DISORDER< HIS NAME IS MICHAEL CRAWFORD AND HE IS DRIVING ME INSANE! Did you say Crawford Ma'am? YES! "SECURITY, WE HAVE A CODE MDC, I REPEAT CODE MDC, RESPOND STAT!" Now look here! I have every ri-UMPH! UNGH, WAIT NOT THE . . . oh lurk at the prurty unicarns gurble master debugger gleble warp life drool . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He has Solved the Software Problem When Software never ships bugs are irrelevant. Your Welcome. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. *You're Welcome* I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This troll would work better on reddit /r/christianity and /r/atheism. The rage comics start flying if you call atheism a religion. Say it's a cult and you can literally hear veins pop. Even still, it is absolutely true. They have dogma, scripture, priests and evangelists. If the glove fits . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Defiantly the dude that wrote that book and died Higgenbottom, Hutchinson, something like that. He had AIDS I think. Darwin is like the atheist Mohammad. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh. My. God. K5 is truely dead now. Got a Facebook page and now Twitter. They talk about us on Google+. Game Over man, Game Over! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There's more to Vegas than just the strip You can't stay in Disneyland forever. The rest of the town is damn near normal. You might even be able to find a job somewhere. Casinos exist for one reason, to separate the fool from his money. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HORY SHEET! I tell you what, that lil' filly on the beach? I ain't got but one thing to say, "Don't let crazy stick its dick into you." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What'll you do if we don't? Pull a Chris Crocker? LEAVE MITT ALONE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're the one ballin' and squallin' Running around all White Knighting and everything. Acting like it's some kind of organized conspiracy, saying 'You Guys' and shit like it's you and Mitt against the world. I didn't make this shit up, it was reported in WashPo so if you want to get mad write a fucking letter to their editor. If you want to talk about Obama or Ron Paul or whoever then be my guest. I ain't gonna jump on you screaming 'Oh NO you Di'ant! You DID NOT just Dis MY black brother Preezy of the United Steezy' Fuck Obama and Fuck Mitt Romney and Fuck all them bastards because they already proved they ain't listening to a damn thing anybody that ain't writing out a six-figure check to their campaign is saying. If you want intelligent, enlightened discussion with like-minded individuals such as yourself I invite you to visit the forums at littlegreenfootballs or redstate or perhaps rushlimbaugh.com. just sayin'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ron Jeremy comes to mind along with Steve Buscemi but I can't think of a 'single' slang word that would describe them. Roguish or Charismatic perhaps. A face like a refuge pound puppy maybe? I don't know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They don't make air like they use to. These days it has all those additives, fillers, artificial color, artificial flavor. Try new Pomegranate-Blueberry-Banana Air! My ass. Back in the day we took our air RAW straight from the plant. The air back then would put hair on your chest! Thick glistening curls of hair. The air the young kids breathe these days will make you bald and impotent before you turn 30! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Get what looks good to you. Trying to purchase good quality tea in a Dept Store is like trying to buy quality wine at a 7-11. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Update on MAD Mitt HomoAvenger So that guy that supposedly pissed off Mitt and his gang by dyeing his hair and Mitt allegedly hacked the guys highlights out with a scissors. Dudes family has come forward. Seems the guy, John Lauber passed back in 04 from cancer. His family has stepped up saying that they love Mitt to death and they 'never heard of any incident like this'. And "...even if it did happen well, John would have kept it to himself anyways", so people should just shut their lying yapping mouths. Besides that, The family described John as a "very unusual person." Old John gets lots of love from his family. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sister, I wasn't there at the time I was away at college and John and I did our own thing you know. BTW I'm sorry I forgot to provide the sauce. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The jig is up, the news is out they've finally found me! You have to admit it is a strange story. I can see Obama eating dog, not strange. Or Romney leaving his pet on the roof of the car, not out-of-character. But Milquetoast Mormon Romney, Mr STIFF himself turns out to be some prep school leader of the Tunnel Snakes going around committing hate crimes, harassing young women, giving the geeks swirlies and smoking in the boys room? Who'da thunk it? Then the cherry on top is how this gay guys family is all, Well you know, he was kinda weird anyway. So you KNOW they were all supportive of his lifestyle. Hell, they might have hoped an incident like this would have scared him 'straight'. Anyways it makes for good entertainment which is about all the American public is going to get out of this campaign. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who is Barry Soetoro? And, yes. We knew what homosexuality was in 1962. We been knowing about sodomy from waaaay back in the BC days. We knew about cunnilingus and fellatio and all that just didn't discuss it right out in public like the kids do now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fascinating . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I wish I could give you a 4 Bread and circuses to distract the hoi polloi. Pay no attention to those men behind the curtain. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm thinking if you're referring to mfg'd scandal I reckon Michelle would be the right target. The girls aren't old enough to go after like Bush & Cheney's were. But Michelle is ripe for a political attack. Obama is in a place right now where nothing really sticks to him. The people that hate him aren't going to hate him any more than they already do and his 'base' has become entrenched. But something nasty about Michelle could really cause problems. Romney has an uphill slog though either way because even his own team doesn't like him, they just hate Obama more. I still think this campaign is going to hinge on turnout. Who can get the butts off the couch and vote. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who are "you guys"? and why exactly are they in trouble? Are you talking misdemeanor trouble or 'Can you squeal like a pig, boy?' trouble? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah, the 'Leftards'. as opposed to 'Right Bastards' I suppose? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's been too busy raping Belgian Waffles. I AM ABSOLUTELY GRAND SLAM SERIOUS I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What do you think about how Smart Phones and tablets have influenced commenting? It seems to me that in many discussion areas the comments are getting to be shorter like twitter posts. Just one or two lines and often with weird spellings that indicate the user is on a mobile device. It also seems like people don't even read the article but just pop off a comment based on what they suspect the article is about. I don't frequent Gawker sites except for Io9 and I access that through the RSS feed so I don't know much about their comment system. But really though is there any place that does comments well these days? K5 and Metafilter are the only sites I know of that I go to read the comments especially. Most everywhere else it's mostly noise. Even many tech support forums are nearly useless these days with any old idiot adding in their two cents. The places that still seem to have any useful commentary are also those places that are pretty heavy with the moderation. I don't know if user moderation can work no matter what fancy software or algorithms they use. I think benevolent dictatorship is the only way. "Mod softly but carry a big BANHAMMER" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'Sniff'', Are you saying we aren't random and assholish enough for you anymore rusty? You have to see assholes on the side? I'm hurt. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If Information Superhighway and Series of Tubes didn't clue you in then it wouldn't matter anyway. THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS-> I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He didn't just call him a faggot He got pissed off because this fag had the GALL to put highlights in his hair. This of course was an affront to all straight males and god so Mitt got his clique together and they hunted the boy down. While Mitt's homies held the boy down he hacked out chunks of the kids hair with a scissors. He and his crew also liked to pose as cops and go out and 'bust' their friends on dates. (Although I think that is kind of hilarious). But no I think it is entirely appropriate that Romney gets raked over the coals for this shit when everyone else gets a hard look if they smoked a doobie, fucked someone other than their wife, etc. etc. They want to play in this field then they have to take the heat. Just like Obama has to deal with eating the dog and and his bullshit too. Neither side is immune. What is going to be funny, really funny is a few years from now when the current SOCIAL NETWORKED generation starts running for serious political office and their Facebook, Twitter, et. al., pictures and videos start showing up in the campaigns. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So What's this I hear about Stallman Collapsing at a conference in Barcelona? Richard Stallman speech in Barcelona canceled At an event earlier today in Barcelona, Spain, FSF president Richard Stallman was not feeling well and paramedics were called. He is currently at the hospital but is okay. No other details are confirmed. He did not, for example, have a heart attack. We will post any significant confirmed updates here. It is his SECRET I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So What's this I hear about Romney beating up fags? Recounting an incident at the prestigious Cranbrook School in Michigan, it said Romney orchestrated an incident in which a presumed gay student was bullied. The student, John Lauber, was tackled and pinned to the ground by a group of students led by Romney, who wanted to cut the student's bleached-blond hair. "As Lauber, his eyes filling with tears, screamed for help, Romney repeatedly clipped his hair with a pair of scissors," the Washington Post reported. Responding promptly to the newspaper report, Romney went on a conservative talk radio show hosted by Fox News' Brian Kilmeade to explain his side of the story. "You just say to yourself that, back in high school, I did some dumb things ... But overall, high school years were a long time ago and I'm glad I've got some good friends from those years," Romney said. Boys will be boys I reckon, at least he didn't do something reprehensible like smoke dope or something. I would figure Obama for a guy that got bullied. BTW Dog is fucking delicious. You should try it sometime. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I may be wrong but I think he was referring to the gay guy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think they set some flag in a database. Like 'ActiveAccount==false' or something like that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I bet you used Mandriver Linux. Digging into Facebook Hate I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well we had bitchin Rock and Roll That shit that is 'Classic Rock' today was all fresh and new. We had Muscle Cars, gas was cheap as fuck, I could fill up my 72 Camaro SS* for like $5. I also had an El Camino with the 400cid engine from a Malibu SS. No cable until like late in the decade. At least not in my area. We just had 4 network channels, ABC, CBS, NBC, & PBS. There were some channels on UHF that you could pick up if you had the antenna. This was in Austin BTW so I ain't talkin' in some backwoods area. Sexual Revolution, hell yes! It went from something you didn't discuss in mixed company to like, hey you're cute, let's fuck! The chicks were all on 'The Pill' and STD's weren't as prevalent yet so bareback was pretty much the way it went down. On the other hand Oral Sex was considered 'Kinky' and Ass Play was 'Perverted' so generally it was just straight penis-vagina sex. Not always but in general. No shaving either. It was a jungle down there. Herpes changed things a bit and AIDS changed everything. But there was a window in there where as long as you were halfway decent you could get laid. Clothing was god damn funky. I look at pics of me back in the day and I can't believe the shit I wore. I had a pair of platform shoes that I was really proud of. Drugs, Pot was pretty prevalent. Like it was everywhere. An ounce ran about $10-$20. There wasn't much ditch weed because even the good shit was cheap. Weed didn't start getting expensive till in the 80's when you started getting the cocaine stuff going on and there started to be more big drug busts. There was a lot of acid going around also. The other drug we had regular was speed in the form of little black pills we called Black Mollies. Honestly though, if you want to know about the 'culture' of the 70's just watch that movie Dazed and Confused. Fairly accurate depiction. * - This is not a pic of my actual camaro but a reasonable facsimile thereof. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That guy, Slater, in Dazed and Confused Not the actor but the real life dude he was based on, Andy Slater. He did some carpentry for me last year. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Conservatives... interfering with choices of who you want to marry, what you can and can't do with your body, what you can and can't put in your body, what kind of entertainment you enjoy, rabble rabble rabble, a woman's vagina is one place a government cannot regulate! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That image search is cool I am an activist somaudlin Jet Hijacked by Ninjas The Special Treatment: An Erotic Adventure I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are so full of shit There are literally hundreds of forums where those licences could be explained to you. From google groups to reddit. There is probably even a LUG in your area that can put you in touch with people that understand these licenses. Finally I would assume that in the Silicon Valley area there exists at least one attorney versed in licensing law that could assist you. I realize that would cost money but if this issue is something that is that important to you then perhaps it would be worth it. But no, you sir, are a bad person, you're a liar and a fraud, a cheat, and you have no sense of honor or responsibility. You are a lazy parasite and you will take no personal initiative. You will just make excuse after excuse until you find some 'New Shiny'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Overweight Black Women would be ok No worse than any other person that is obese. I just wish that the Overweight Black Woman would stop appearing in public wearing a neon green tank top and bright orange stretch pants. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. For those of you in this situation People are standing by to help you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In the 70's there was a Cave This was a fairly good sized cave not some hole in the wall. It was formed in the limestone of the Edwards plateau around Austin. There were many like it but this one was mine. There was a dark, muddy tunnel that lead eventually to a fairly good sized room with some water and a few stalactites and stalagmites. There was one entire wall that looked like a frozen waterfall of stone. Above was another passage high on the wall that led to another room that was mostly mud and weirdly shaped veins of flintrock. We usually didn't venture any farther than the "pretty room". The pools dotted about the floor were all a crystal clear emerald green. The water was icy cold and you could keep beer chilled in it. The rocks were generally either rusty red or ivory white. Everywhere you shined your lantern the walls would sparkle. In those days we had a "portable" device called a Boom Box. It required I think about sixteen D cell batteries and featured something like six speakers. It played AM/FM, cassette, and 8-track tape. They were quite common then and you would often see them mounted upon the shoulders of young men blasting what is today called 'classic' rock and roll. It didn't seem as 'mainstream' back then as it seems today. My friends and I used to slip down into the cave with those big lantern flashlights, a big ass baggie and some Tops or Zig-Zags. We'd take an igloo with us filled with some cheap beer. We never left a mess. You just couldn't with all that beauty surrounding you. We would sit around in that pretty room waving our lights around and blast out, "WHAT IS THIS, THAT STANDS BEFORE ME?" (daw DOW, dow dow dow dow dow dow) . . . Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me, I saw it I saw it and I tell you no lies. . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He doesn't believe that He believes that money is just a government fiction. That if you need more you just print more. Things like Inflation and that aren't real they're just tools of the Man to keep everybody scared and in their place. He knows that he is right because presidents like Lincoln and Reagan already proved it. He's just being oppressed because Government won't give him everything he wants, they won't provide him any free drugs, and no one will just tell him the answers to his AI homework problems so he can get an A and feel all smart and shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I applaud this action by the Greek populace to exercise their franchise and give a big Middle Finger to those in charge at the EU and the IMF. This is the way DEMOCRACY is supposed to work. Power to the people! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. God damn Imperials and their Thalmor Lords I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Then Judah said to Onan, "Sleep with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother." But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. What he did was wicked in the Lord's sight; so the Lord put him to death also. Genesis 38:8-10 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry, I'm not that creative Relevant passage I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Forgive me as I am no Biblical Scholar In Genesis, Adam and Eve had many sons and daughters, (Adam was supposed to be like 900 something yrs old when he died). These sons and daughters were not named in the bible because they were quite irrelevant. They were irrelevant because their descendants were supposedly all wiped out during THE FLOOD. So it's like Adam->Seth->...->Noah->Shem->Abraham Yeah, most people don't have any clue what is in the bible, even good christian folk. And if you think the parts that are generally known are strange then you should see the stuff that is actually in there. Even better are the things that "everyone" knows is in the bible but aren't mentioned anywhere in it. The Catholic Church is responsible for the majority of that nonsense. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Often the crux of all the problems these days There is what the bible says and what science says and too many folks believe they are equally relevant. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Monkey Heads are they good? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I recommend a local taxidermist Afterwards your pet will be so well behaved and easy to care for. You can put him up on the TV or a bookshelf. I mounted mine onto the tailgate of my pickup truck and he has since been a constant companion. I can take him with me anywhere without having to worry about him running off and getting into trouble or getting hurt. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They're wanting money dude. That's why they bug you. They want to 'talk' to you and pray for you and then they would be cool if you reciprocated by giving them donating some dollar. They're on outreach, as in out reaching for your wallet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, they believe they are helping but they don't do it on their own. That's why they have fliers. The old dudes in the fancy suits sent them out there. BTW, I'm going to pray for you. In fact I'm praying for you right now. Really hard. Can you feel it? I can feel it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a part of ALL Christian faiths. He said to them, "Go into all the world and preach the good news to all creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned. And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; they will pick up snakes with their hands; and when they drink deadly poison, it will not hurt them at all; they will place their hands on sick people, and they will get well." Mark 16:15-18 And Jesus came and said to them, "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age." Matthew 28:18-20 And this gospel of the kingdom will be proclaimed throughout the whole world as a testimony to all nations, and then the end will come. Matthew 24:14 So Jesus said to the Jews who had believed in him, "If you abide in my word, you are truly my disciples, and you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free." John 8:31-32 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's in the Christian bible. Right there in B&W. Messybuu was like well ONE sect or whatever but fact is if you're Christian you're supposed to spread the word. Unless they treat the bible like a Republican treats the Constitution. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BUT HOW CAN SOMEONE BE OBNOXIOUS WHEN THEY ARE SAVING YOUR SOUL FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION? BTW, THE WORD TODAY IS 'LEGS' NOW GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD MY SON! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your welcome very much I don't care if they follow the bible or not. I'm quoting from the book, supposedly that is Jesus's words there telling them what to do. They want to be a hypocrite that's their own business not mine. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Remember how little you got and how overpriced the new games were . . . I thought you were talking about GameStop. Starbucks coffee tastes like ass. The local cafe has way better coffee. Of course they'll look at you weird if you come in asking for an Iced Single Venti Mocha Macchiato. I like to support the local guy so when something goes wrong I have somebody I can yell at. I want to go down and talk to the man-in-charge eye-to-eye. I don't want to be on the phone arguing about 'I'm sorry, that is against company policy' with some guy that's just trying to get thru his shift and has no real say. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ghey You keep hand conditioner in your manpurse too I bet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Saw that second image on reddit today and in the comments there was a link to another temple carving. Those folks liked to get down. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you got a date for the prom eh? Good luck on your 'special night'. What's the theme this year at your High School? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 46 miles above the surface at 17,000 mph Enceladus seems to be the Walmart Moon as it has a large concentration of mass in it's southern region. Oh and "The two threats to the spacecraft were identified to be an inadvertent impact with Enceladus, (15 minutes can save you 15% on spacecraft insurance) and damage resulting from the environment within the plume (Uh oh! Better get Macco!). The previous closest approach of Cassini to Enceladus was at 175 kilometers. The science results obtained during this flyby were compared with what can be expected at 50 kilometers and closer, with the result that 50 kilometers will yield substantially better science return than was obtained at 175 kilometers, but that going even closer provided only a minimal further improvement." What will happen to Cassini at the end of its mission? Will it be deliberately crashed into Saturn, as the Galileo spacecraft was crashed into Jupiter? If Cassini is in good health at the end of its primary four-year mission, NASA may extend its mission. Cassini's ultimate fate has not yet been decided. The total cost of the Cassini-Huygens mission is about $3.26 billion, including $1.4 billion for pre-launch development, $704 million for mission operations, $54 million for tracking and $422 million for the launch vehicle. The U.S. contributed $ 2.6 billion, the European Space Agency $500 million and the Italian Space Agency $160 million. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You ain't even 40 yet? Shit, you're still wet behind the ears. Now in about 20 years then you can talk about "starting" to get old. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should write a book about these masturbation fantasies of yours. During the cold war many authors made good money writing about the Nuclear Armageddon that we faced. And let me tell you, that scenario seemed more imminent to the general populace of the time than any global financial collapse seems today. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That wasn't so obvious back in the 70's-80's The elites of the day believed that they would be protected. It would just be us regular fucks that would end up getting screwed. But anyways--and I just deleted a couple paragraphs of bullshit I was going to reply to you with--I still think you should write a book about it. I just bet it would sell. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Of course they'll drop the "book." Just "Face Inc." Because it's cleaner. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey McNugget! Need Dope? Minnesota's Finest Got your hookup! Minnesota cops are fucking bucking for coolest fucking cops in America. From the link: A video report finds police officers and county deputies have been giving drugs to young people hanging out near Peavy Plaza as part of an impairment study. One young man who identified himself as Panda said he got "high as fuck" in front of a couple police officers. He said he was walking down the street downtown when an officer told him he smelled like marijuana. "I started walking faster... [but then] he asked me if I wanted to smoke more. I stopped in my tracks, said 'yes,' and then I smoked with a cop," Panda said, adding that the weed given to him by officers was "some of the best shit I've had in a while." He said officers bought him a double cheeseburger at McDonald's on his way back downtown. The report indicates that police patrol downtown Minneapolis looking for impaired people, then drive them to a testing facility in Richfield for examination of their capabilities while intoxicated. But in some cases where no previously impaired people could be found, police seduced prospective participants with drugs. The study has been ongoing since early last month. You probably look too straight These guys seemed to be already a little fucked up just not fucked up enough. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Used to do this EVERYDAY Didn't call it LARP though, it was called, 'You god damn kids are getting on my nerves! Go outside and play!' We didn't do much sword and sorcery although we did do some. It was mostly crime drama, western role play and lots of military drama. Kirk and Spock were favorites also. But after I hit puberty I just wasn't as interested. I reckon this is what happens on account of them helicopter parents. Kids don't get to go outside much anymore or just play without any guidance. You don't get a big ass bucket of legos anymore and let your imagination go wild. Instead you buy a lego SET and you recreate what someone else imagined. So there is this part of people that never got to be expressed. Now, from what I understand Google now has an all-encompassing privacy policy for all services. "On March 1, 2012, we changed our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. We got rid of over 60 different privacy policies across Google and replaced them with one that's a lot shorter and easier to read. The new policy and terms cover multiple products and features, reflecting our desire to create one beautifully simple and intuitive experience across Google." So, the answer is yes, they have the same privacy policy as Google Docs. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh I forgot, I was looking at my Facebook feed and this here seems relevant. If you can't access the image, it's a photo of a school discipline slip. In the Comment section it reads: Khai was running around yelling, "Seal of command fades. I cast seal of command, I cast holy shock. He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "Hammer of Justice" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I found the part about the Hammer of Justice humorous but I get what you mean. I have had to deal with what passes for school discipline as a parent a few years ago. It's crazy. When I was a kid the VP would paddle your ass and send you on your way. These days they write the kid a citation and you have to go to court. Well that's the way it is here. Probably not the same in every district. I'm glad I don't have to deal with that anymore. But it seems some folks are looking for a better way. It is primarily a matter of changing expectations I guess. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This Diary (troll) would work better on reddit The site is thick with Evangelical Fundamentalist Atheists. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ricky Gervais Fucks Coons. Watch @ 5:10, that man has had PRACTICE! HE KNOWS WHEREOF HE SPEAKS! INDEED WHAT EXACTLY IS "THAT" MR GERVAIS? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Congratulations on biting Have a nice day! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's the way it works, first it's all 'give peace a chance' then shit gets busted then heads get busted, it goes back and forth like that until people get shot and then either things start to change or people shut the fuck up and get back to work. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeap, and vice versa too I reckon What's good for the gander and all that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have to disagree QuantumFoam Socialists, (in general, I'm sure there are a few like you describe) don't want what others have so much as they don't want you to have what they don't. It's not like they look at your big house and think that they want to move out of their hut and take your place. Instead they think that you should give up your big fine house and move into a hut like everyone else. The problem is Socialists always believe they know better than anyone else so that when they come to power they hesitate to relinquish it. Not because they are greedy and want to keep the fine house but because they honestly don't believe any one else is smart enough or capable enough to do the job. A Capitalist likes to be in charge but has no problem delegating tasks. Socialists on the other hand always want to micromanage everything. Only when everyone is equally miserable will we all truly be free. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 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YOU WASTEFULL AMERICAN PUKESTICKS! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO COVER MYSELF WITH FECES AND PUKE WITH HOW WASTEFUL YOU ARE! YOU SAY, "KILL THE FATTIES! SAVE THE BABIES AND KILL THE FATSO'S" THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO YOU GORE SWILLING AMERICAN FUCKSTAIN? YOU GOING TO BURN GASOLINE AND DIESEL MAKING THE SMOG AND RUNNING BULL DOZERS TO PUSH THOSE FAT UGLY CARCASSES INTO A LANDFILL. WE HAVE A CRISES ON OUR HANDS, PEOPLE ARE HUNGRY AND COWS ARE GOING MAD IN CALIFORNIA. WE NEED TO SLAUGHTER AND RENDER OUR FAT PEOPLE. THE OIL CONTENT OF A SINGLE FAT AMERICAN FAMILY AFTER EATING A LIFETIME OF GREASY FAST FOOD WOULD BE ENOUGH TO POWER A BIODIESEL VEHICLE FOR A YEAR! THE THICK, WELL-MARBLED MEAT FROM A MECHANICALLY SEPARATED FAT PERSON COULD FEED A STARVING AFRICAN FAMILY FOR MONTHS. BUT NO, YOU SELF-CENTERED AMERICAN BAGS OF BILE HAVE NO THOUGHT WHATSOEVER ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, OR THOSE MORE UNFORTUNATE THAN YOURSELVES. NO, YOU WILL JUST WASTE THIS FOOD AND ENERGY SOURCE LIKE YOU WASTE EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH. YES, KILL THE FAT PEOPLE AND BURY THEM IN THE GROUND SO THIER FAT MAY LEAK INTO OUR DRINKING WATER AND THEIR TRAPPED FLATULENCE ESCAPES INTO THE ATMOSPHERE TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE! YOU SICKEN ME, YOU ALL SICKEN ME, YOU SELFISH SHITSACKS OF WANTON WASTE! MEATSHAKE CUM INTO THE MILKSHAKE! NANANANANA! EVERYTHING IS USDUH ASSPROVED MEATSHAKE! It smells so GOOD! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd blame Mikey, He likes it, he likes everything. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO: Being a Douchey Douchebag Boss It's all about the money for a pro. By the way, about those TPS reports . . . ah yeaz, open wide! Riight. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Been having a lot of dreams featuring my son and my father lately. Lots of weird mix-ins. I had this dream last nite where I was Dean and my boy was Sam from Supernatural and we went to this ritzy restaurant to solve a case but they wouldn't let us in, (if you know the show you know how the boys dress). Wanted us to put on black jacket and tie. So we're cruising in the Impala and trying to think of a way in and my dad is in the back seat bitching about how I'm driving and I should just park 'cause I'm wasting good gas and shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't understand . . . In any MDC post no matter what size or topic, you know EXACTLY where in the galaxy you are going to end up. here--> "I CRAWFORD!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. God DAMNIT! My company has been outed! Damn I HATE getting called in on a weekend to run the shredders. It is such a pain! It's true we got the initial funding from DARPA but you know once we got the equipment up and running it was all free money, You need extra funds just zap in , grab what you need and zap out. HELLO EBAY! Hey we made a mistake or two I realize, we should've been more careful about stepping on butterflies. But hey, an Obama presidency isn't all that bad is it? Still, sorry about the whole WW II thing and the Depresssion and all. Yeah, all our recruit agents, the first thing they ask is, "So why don't you go and kill Hitler?" Sad truth is, he was one of our guys. Wasn't supposed to happen. And you know paradoxes and all that what's done is done, we can't for some reason re-visit places we've already been. Well, I hear them banging on the door now and I still have a few notebooks to trash along with this laptop. LATER!!! Seattle Attorney Andrew Basiago Claims U.S. Sent Him On Time Travels You bet! Although you realize, all the really good stuff is on old 8mm. "Why Grandma! I never dreamed!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm thrilled ( : \ ) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tight Pussy, Cold Beer, and a Nice Place to Shit This diary should be in the queue. I would vote +1 FP and you would get that validation. From Slashdot to Reddit it is all about the Karma, the Mojo, the Upvote, the validation. It's like the virtual high five. And even the virtual finger or thumbs down is ok as long as you can get a lot of them. At least people are paying ATTENTION. But on FB where people are supposed to be your friends, your homies, your bros & sisters, the most you can garner is a meh. You can get more love these days from strangers than the people you know. You can get more attention from being a real asshole than you can from being kind. Online anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woosh The horse is the point. Numbnut. She's riding the Groom. Oh and she wouldn't bang you either because you're coming up too short. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think it's down to about five regulars, two addicts, a couple insane fuckers, a spammer, a lonely cab driver and you people that wander back in here wondering if the lights are still on. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Then where would we go? A wino may only have a cardboard box but it's still home. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like you had quite a bit of fun at this hen party. You're dropping crumbs all over. Why don't you tell us all about it? Include HIREZ of the belly-dancing and the hula-hooping. You know you want to. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It just rolls right off his toungue Dude is gonna bust a vessel though. That's the biggest fucking THROBBING VEIN I have seen in a long while. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Funny yes but where is the horsecock? Baldwin over there clearly reading off a cue card. Not near enough Tracy Morgan in that bit. I see him in interviews and he is absolutely nuts. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Something about Samsung hired a PR Firm to promote their Galaxy S III launch and the PR firm thought it would be a neat idea to hire 'fake' protesters to chant WAKE UP outside the Apple store in Australia. Astroturf I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More Apple protest Fix your website rusty,Clean our Cloud Apple, you have to! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who here doesn't entertain fantasies of having absolute and total dictatorial control of an entire nation? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Let them measure my anus with their tongues. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The ones around town generally get knocked over at night. My old pharmacy got hit 3 times and then the pharmacist / owner put in a surveillance system. It got hit again and the thieves took the surveillance system too. They moved across town to a new building and haven't had any problems since. I really wouldn't know but personally I figure the best way to steal from a pharmacy would be to work there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What was it this time? Premature ejaculation or just straight up impotence? Either way dude, better luck next time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sarantitiptuous Resume your stance henceforth. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did y'all see Jimmy Fallon last night? He had Obama on and they 'Slo-Jammed the News'. I didn't watch the entire interview I just tuned in to watch the Slo-Jam. I enjoy the ones he does with Brian Williams. I'm wondering if this is going to be Obama's strategy? Try to get the College kids to go out and vote and keep him in office? Seems to me that not too many Republicans are happy with Romney and are going to vote for him solely to try and oust Barack. On the other hand many moderate Dems don't seem too happy with the Barackness-Monster. (LOL I LOVED that line!). This election may come down to which camp can get the most voters to get up off their butt and go vote. I don't expect the turnout to be very high. Fire at will. Poor George, he can't help it, he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - Ann Richards I remember that and Dukakis wearing that goofy helmet and riding around the lawn in a tank. Oh and those thousand points of light . . . OMG. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Completely unrelated but lulzy On his show Monday, Steven Colbert had as his guest the Former Chairman of the Texas Board of Education that set standards for Texas Textbooks (and by extension the standards for textbooks throughout the US). I don't know if the guy even realized he was being trolled hard by Steven. But I liked the look on his face as he is explaining Evolution vs Creationism and having the whole audience laughing at him. I don't believe he has ever gotten that reaction from his usual venues. "That's not true." "No, I have personally chosen that it is true." "I have always been a fan of reality by majority vote." I only wished that it had lasted a bit longer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No Criminal Record Must be tough on Congress when he has those State of the Union speeches. As for sad, yeah our voter turnout can be described in one word: apathetic. To many citizens it is more of a chore than a right. Hey, the polls are open let's go vote! Aw man, do we have to? Uh, no, we don't have to. I mean it's not like people risked their lives and honor over the last couple centuries so we could exercise that right. Yeah, I know but I got a ton of really important shit to do today. I see, like for instance? Well, like I have to update my Facebook and check out my twitter feed for one, you know, STUFF! Right I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GOD DAMN That is BIG Never would have imagined. I haven't ever been to London, just Portsmouth and for some reason I had the idea London was about the same size. Hell, that's bigger than the Dallas-Ft.Worth Metroplex I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The thing to remember is You wouldn't feel happier, or sadder for that matter. You just simply wouldn't feel. Or exist, or be. Seriously though, don't feel guilty right now. You are in mourning. That's right, you are in grief over your deceased relationship, (and still suffering from your layoff also). You are going to go through the stages. You can't help it because you're human. Knowing though may help you get through it a bit better. Eventually though, you will come to Acceptance and you'll wake up and it is going to be a new day and you can get on with your life. I suggest, when that day comes to make a change. Don't go back to the same old Del way of doing things. Try to reinvent yourself and do things a little different. I know, I know, 'THANK YOU Dr PHILL' & LOL! TDILDO. I'll shut up now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What is 'concept of exo-determination' I googled it but nothing came up that seemed relevant to what you are saying. This diary is in danger of copyright violation. It shares the 'look and feel' of a sye diary. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't blame her, I wouldn't trust any advice from the guy that tried to get me committed after all the hell I went through to keep his sorry butt out of jail. And what does this have to do with Del's problem? You're as bad as his parents, what a real prick you are. And what does this have to do with fixing the bullshit about Blastar in Google groups. You done anything about that yet? You have your head so far up your ass that you are in danger of becoming a human Singularity. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's her money she can do what she likes. You give out money all the time and tell people here it ain't none of their business how you spend it. Well fuck you. You want that stuff then man up and get your own fucking money to get it and quit leeching off your mom. And it don't matter what she has done if it weren't for her you wouldn't even exist and all the shit she has to put up with from you and all the hell she has to go through. But it doesn't matter at all to you does it? It's whatever the GREAT Micheal Jesus Christ Crawford wants is the RIGHT thing because it is. God I can't believe how big a PRICK you are. And never, never, never is it your fault it is always you are the victim. I expect to see you soon on Judge Judy suing your mom for money. You really have no ethics, no morals, no sense of responsibility nor even the most rudimentary sense of right and wrong. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You could ask localroger he has a series on the subject. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The other day I was thinking about using dropbox or something like that for free offsite backups (personal use). The problem was the space is tiny 2gigs. Anyway for some reason I checked out my skydrive (Windows) and they had a deal 'for loyal users' where I got 25gigs free. So I have Dropbox, Ubuntu One, Skydrive. I'm looking forward to Google Drive. Altogether that's a good little bit of space for free. I don't have any problem putting up rar'd backups. Except for AVI's, I don't think I'll store them. I do hope that Google Drive does like Google Mail and eventually just says, 'Aw Shit, we'll give ya 5TB for free ' or something like that. Sweet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWTP I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From my experience Asian women look totally hot until they hit like 35 and then they start looking 30yrs older than they really are, eventually settling down to a timeless look similar to Yoda. They do seem to live an awfully long time. My cardiologist says I really need to lose some serious weight. I'm thinking about a rice and fish diet. Except for sumos you don't see too many fat asians. That's all pretty racist isn't it? My bad. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Invalid Request I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Asteroids Attack! Minivan-sized Asteroid Exploded Over California The source of loud "booms" accompanied by a bright object traveling through the skies of Nevada and California on Sunday morning has been confirmed: It was a meteor. A big one. It is thought to have been a small asteroid that slammed into the atmosphere at a speed of 15 kilometers per second (33,500 mph), turning into a fireball, and delivering an energy of 3.8 kilotons of TNT as it broke up over California's Sierra Nevada mountains. Bill Cooke, head of NASA's Meteoroid Environment Office, classified it as a "big event." After some rough calculations, Cooke has been able to estimate the mass of the incoming object -- around 70 metric tons. This was a fairly hefty piece of space rock. From this estimate he was also able to arrive at an approximate size of the meteor: "Hazarding a further guess at the density of 3 grams per cubic centimeter (solid rock), I calculate a size of about 3-4 meters, or about the size of a minivan." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what did you decide on? I ended up with grilled fish, baked potato, salad, glass of wine. It weren't too bad. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's all futile, Formatting all partitions . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand Notch is working on a new game 0x10c Supposedly something like EVE online but based around a 16bit computer to control the ship. I never did get into Minecraft, it just didn't grab me like it does some folks. This new thing sounds kinda interesting though because the users will be writing all the software for their ship's computer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ben Bernanke The Fed and the US Banking System explained. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Swing those hips baby. A woman's history of vaginal orgasm is discernible from her walk. from the 'Your butt looks like two squirrels wrestling in a pillowcase dept' Research has demonstrated the association between vaginal orgasm and better mental health. Some theories of psychotherapy assert a link between muscle blocks and disturbances of both character and sexual function. In Functional-Sexological therapy, one focus of treatment is amelioration of voluntary movement. The present study examines the association of general everyday body movement with history of vaginal orgasm. AIM: The objective was to determine if appropriately trained sexologists could infer women's history of vaginal orgasm from observing only their gait. METHODS: Women with known histories of either vaginal orgasm or vaginal anorgasmia were videotaped walking on the street, and their orgasmic status was judged by sexologists blind to their history. MAIN OUTCOME MEASURE: The concordance between having had orgasms triggered by penile-vaginal intercourse (not orgasm from direct clitoral stimulation) and raters' inferences of vaginal orgasm history based on observation of the woman's walk was the main outcome measure. RESULTS: In the sample of healthy young Belgian women (half of whom were vaginally orgasmic), history of vaginal orgasm (triggered solely by penile-vaginal intercourse) was diagnosable at far better than chance level (81.25% correct, Fisher's Exact Test P < 0.05) by appropriately trained sexologists. Clitoral orgasm history was unrelated to both ratings and to vaginal orgasm history. Exploratory analyses suggest that greater pelvic and vertebral rotation and stride length might be characteristic of the gait of women who have experienced vaginal orgasm (r = 0.51, P < 0.05). CONCLUSIONS: The discerning observer may infer women's experience of vaginal orgasm from a gait that comprises fluidity, energy, sensuality, freedom, and absence of both flaccid and locked muscles. Results are discussed with regard to previous research on gait, the effect of the musculature on sexual function, the special nature of vaginal orgasm, and implications for sexual therapy. Fucking Belgian women how do they work? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like a magnet, I know *what* to do with them but I find their function quite mysterious. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Poetry reading - no Invite them over to watch NASCAR or Wrestlemania and tell them free beer. BBQ in the back yard and you'll have more friends than you can shake a stick at. Hey, you got a pool? Shit I'll hang out with ya if you got a pool. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Move down South of the Border They love them some Catholicism down there they surely do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The National Park Service eventually tired of all the publicity and, citing the negative effect of all the attention on the wilderness, had the booth removed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsCyC1dZiN8 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Plus Chippendales Them dudes never stop! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Happy 4/20 Medical! Get to Medical! I was sitting in my basement, I'd just rolled myself a taste of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day. A friend yelled through the transom, "Grab your coat and get your hat son! There's a nut down on the corner giving dollar bills away!" Well I laid around a bit and took another hit. Then I rolled myself a bomber and I thought about my momma. And then i got stoned and I missed it, I got stoned and I missed it. I got so stoned, oh me oh my! "But I'm simply not really organized enough to be a good MIS person. And frankly, I lack the interest. I find the low-level details of how computers work really interesting, but if I had to care about user problems and people forgetting their passwords or messing up their backups, I don't know what I'd do. I'd probably turn to drugs and alcohol to dull the pain." - Linus Torvalds. The Pot Paradox: An empty bowl needs to be filled, a full bowl needs to be emptied! What r u durin? or 20/4 for you left-handed drivers. "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy Bob Nugent! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no weed. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Actually, it is a celebration of Marc Sguin, the Elder's Birthday. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They bitch when it rains They bitch when it don't. As for crazy, I think sye has been working overtime trying to fill in the quota there. She's just unappreciated. Why just the other day she made a post that exercised my scroll-wheel finger. I think we need more TaxiCab messiahs and SURPRISE ENEMA!'s I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. athletic short- shorts and tops There is a grocery store near SHSU and let me tell ya, the frozen food aisle? DANGER ZONE! It's a bit nippley in there and with the short-shorts, well you can push a cart with no hands. (says the creepy old lecher) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Distributors have to buy gas too. They got overhead just like anybody else. Gas, ammo, bail, it all adds up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. These 3 old guys were talking and the one old guy says, 'Man it sucks getting old. I can't hardly piss anymore it hurts so fucking bad.' Another old guy says, 'Oy, you think you got it bad? I haven't shit I don't think since 9-11. I'm so god-damned constipated all the time. It's like passing concrete!' Third old guy says, 'Well gentlemen, everyday day like clockwork, 6:00 AM sharp I take a healthy piss. Like a stallion I am pissing! Then at 7:00 AM on the dot, every day, I take a big healthy shit. Like a god-damn bear I am shitting. My only wish is that I could wake up before nine o'clock!' BTW, it's shit like your link why I don't eat at my friends houses. BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW . . . Mmmm, dude this is great chili dude! I know, right? It's even better the second time huh? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck the Grazers I heard an ancedote about a cowboy who had sex with the cattle on a long drive and justified it by "well I was fucking horny and we was a long ways from town". The cow didn't appreciate it at all, but the rednecks on the forum told it to "relax" and "you'd look really good on a sandwich". "It was a joke" they claimed, (although there was some question whether the 'joke' was a reference to the act or the cowboy's penis). Maybe I was wrong to take a vow of celibacy when it came to livestock sodomy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Recent legislation and proposed legislation in US seems to indicate that there are a number of people wanting to turn back the clock on women's rights back to like 1800 or so. Bizarre. I don't recommend violence against the groper. It should be treated like the crime it is. Sexual Assault. A kick in the groin will just generate hard feelings and may even give the guy a positive reinforcement, (he 'got to you' like a troll). But have a few of these fuckers get convicted on sexual assault charges and have to register as a sex offender I think would put the kibosh on a lot of that shit. If there is one place that nerd virgins fear it is pound-me-in-the-ass jail, no wifi, no starbucks, no twitter feed in jail. You can't blog about your intimate relationship with Bubba from your iPad in jail. No girls allowed Brogramming I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry, What you are talking about is definitely sexual assault and you are right to do whatever it takes to get away. See that is part of the whole problem. As a guy I can't even relate to that because shit like that doesn't usually happen to a man. Women the world over have to deal with shit like this all the time though. I couldn't do it. Not without turning into Uma Thurman from Kill Bill. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Library Bathrooms - SERIOUS BUSINESS Fuckers can ruin your life. Ask trane. Better to piss in the stacks than to enter a Library bathroom. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Spraypaint & Jenkem still inexpensive. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Milk & Honey I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I liked the stories where you bitch-slap nerd-virgins in bookstores and steal their bitches better. I'm just not that into the Good Doctor. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nope I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Physicists have sex? I never imagined such a thing I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. +1 FP Section to Science I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Zen and the Art of Driving for Hire I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Odd how a girl sitting on your face when you're twelve is the worst kind of torture while a woman sitting on your face when you're twenty-one is paradise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, now I'm thinking about HHD watching porn. While belly dancing with a hula hoop. LOL, have I discovered a fetish? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In any other forum on the net you would have people wringing their hands over this obvious cry for help. Here it's just another Monday. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not trying to talk you into using . . . Just from what experience I have had one can't really rely on reading anything about a drug. It can serve maybe as a guide but until a person tries it they just won't know. Nothing I have ever done has lived up to the hype nor been as bad as it was portrayed. Although, I've never been a hard core user just recreational and that was years ago. I did learn that I have to be very careful around speed in any form because I did like the effect and I could see myself getting hooked pretty easy. I also am just not ok with needles. But everything I heard about like Meth, or Crack, or Cocaine, or Ecstasy, or Acid, or Opium, or even Weed, it was never quite as AWESOME as people said it would be but it also was never as OMG ONE HIT AND YOU'LL BE ADDICTED!!! (<-exaggerating here for effect). The only exception is alcohol. That first hangover was every bit as bad as they told me it would be. OH MY GOD, LORD IF I (RRRUGGGHHH) LIVE THROUGH THIS I'LL (BLAGGGGHHHH) NEVER DRINK AGAIN! (RAAALLLPPHH). I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. She treats you like shit and you think YOU should feel guilty? Fuck that. A woman, or a man for that matter, starts talking about shit like that, how they could replace you . . . you know man, they already have someone in mind. It's either happened or it's going to happen. But what do I know? Anyways, no way you're a bad person (for that at least, now those bodies you have buried in the backyard might be a different story . . .). Just remember the words of the wise J-Z! You may have 99 problems but the bullshit you left behind ain't one. Vegas Baby! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have enlightened me. I understand now that Apple iPhone users need love too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn you're still out of filters? Don't they carry that shit on Amazon? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Missed an opportunity to pick up a brain, a heart, some courage, and a little dog too. OH-EE-UM EE-YO-UM! OH-EE-UM EE-YO-UM! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I believe there are people that would enjoy being slaves if it were made humane, (you can't mistreat a slave or overwork them, you have to provide shelter, food, medical, etc.). Not having any responsibility other than to serve and being taken care of would be paradise for them. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, No boomi says if we're going to keep old customs around like abortion, as long as it is safe, legal and unnecessary then we should keep slavery around as long as we make it humane, legal and unnecessary. Now I'm going to assume that boomi is saying slavery is a bad thing and abortion is a bad thing and neither one is something we want in an enlightened society. I'm saying though that if you make it humane and legal there are people that would sign right up because it would actually be for them, more free than what they have now. No responsibilities, just serve your master. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The military isn't slavery you have responsibilities just like any other job. You might just as well say that Niggers are stupid and lazy but you have nothing against them because you work with them a lot and they're usually good people and if things had turned out different you might have ended up being a nigger yourself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You mistake responsibilities for duties. Military personnel are not mindless killing machines that you can say go hither and do this and expect them to obey like a dog. Military personnel are professional soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines who are educated and trained and responsible for multimillion dollar equipment. They are also responsible for the lives of their fellows. They are responsible for their actions. You compare them with slaves but they are the great idealists willing to sacrifice their own safety and comfort to protect the liberties that you enjoy and doubtless take for granted. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yes! And such lovely Real Estate awaits you! It's a Kurons paradise and I'm sure you'll fit right in! Seriously though, good luck dawg, don't go hiking in the desert, knowhatimean? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think Mormons are Christians just with bacon and extra cheese. FYI: Stay out of Arizona. I think you can be arrested there now for this diary. And you can and will be strip-searched. Then you'll be placed in a cell with a bunch of inbred conservatives that can't tell your tight skinny ass apart from any other liberal nerd virgin. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I guess everyone in Washington is in the closet about something or other. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No Jews are like the Chicken Sandwich and Christians are like Fish and Chips. Protestants add Malt vinegar and leave out the tarter sauce. Atheism is spaghetti and meatballs. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BREAKING: MoveOn.org Co-opted by Morgan Stanley in financial coup de grce. Shocker: Wikileaks reveals Goldman Sachs secretly funded Occupy Wall Street! Documents show that Obama was actually a homeless man gifted with a Golden Voice! Stay tuned! How is your hand, man? Looking forward to you posting hot licks on YouTube. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 8 Features of the Google Glasses As They'll Really Be Used I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. a colorless, odorless, crystalline solid It is highly toxic and presents a severe explosion risk when shocked or heated. It shouldn't be poured down drains because it will react with heavy metals to form lead azide and copper azide, which are highly explosive. May cause breathlessness, pulmonary edema and rapid heart beat within 5 minutes. Nausea, vomiting, headache, restlessness, and diarrhea may occur within 15 minutes. Other symptoms may include low blood pressure, abnormal breathing, reduced body temperature, reduced body pH, convulsions, collapse and death. Sodium azide inhibits the respiratory enzyme cytochrome oxidase, as does carbon monoxide, and as a consequence cells are asphyxiated. Healthcare workers need to be very careful when dealing with patients who have suffered severe sodium azide poisoning from ingestion because the chemical will react with stomach acids and produce a chemical called hydrazoic acid, which is toxic and EXPLOSIVE. from the good people at CalTech HAAVAAD. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If true? I assure you that it is ABSOLUTELY true. Fact-checked to the n-th degree. I would refer you to my sig: I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This young man will never know hunger. That is what I was thinking looking at this comic. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know what y'all are talking about I watched the launch live on North Korean TV and it was an astounding success. You western capitalist running dogs are just jealous. Kim Jong-un celebrated by singing, 'Girl look at that body, I work out. When I walk in the spot, this is what I see, everybody stops and they staring at me. I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it. I'm sexy and I know it' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's a lot of bullshit you got packed in there You and Allen West would make a good team. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HOWSO: You make quite a few wild-ass speculations without any type of cite or evidence it reads like an article in the Sun, full of hyperbole. What particular lake in Siberia where your flesh would liquefy? Seriously? You claim Iran couldn't hit us with anything significant. How do you know that? You don't have a clue. You make several other unsubstantiated claims that you are in no position to know anything about. You may have a degree in physics but you are not a physicist. You are as full of shit as any Art Bell caller exhibiting a world view from 20 years ago that doesn't reflect reality as it is today. That is HOW SO. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO Start your own SuperPAC and endorse Michael D. Crawford for President! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seen a guy out in the parking lot of a little strip center holding a sign, "WE BUY GOLD!" He looked pretty bored. He was rocking on his feet, back and forth. Still, it's an honest dollar I reckon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Try Benedryl I am hyper-allergic to poison ivy, I usually start a regimen of benedryl every day if I'm going to be in it. It makes me drowsy at first but then I get used to it and I don't suffer from the horrible itching, weeping sores and blisters. My uncle had a ranch way back when t'other side of Waco, (it's been imminent domained since) and I was spending the summer. There were thick vines growing on the main gate and fence so as part of my chores I had to cut it all down. I didn't realize it was full of poison ivy. I got it so bad my eyes swole shut. My pecker swole up as big as a mules. Still that ain't too bad. I hated coming back and having to check for ticks. They'd climb up your jeans looking for a warm place and latch on to your nutsack and shit. I HATE pulling ticks off my nuts. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. As if Mitt ain't going to take your money Wealth Redistribution, they both do it these days. Only difference is one side takes it from everybody and throws it away and the other side takes it from everybody and gives it away. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Pull the other leg it has BELLS on it! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have often heard it said that it makes strange bedfellows. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So long as men engage in hot anal sex Santorum will live on. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5 Poetry Week The most beautiful poem ever. As most of you have discovered by now I can not write. I can barely speak cognitively. I do wish I had paid much more attention in English class rather than struggling with Mathematics. I don't even accept the blame really. We were told often enough growing up that in 'THE FUTURE' we would never write, that everything would be done via video or direct mind link or some shit like that. But MATH well, we would be practically speaking using formulas. BULLSHIT. Majority of my day is spent either writing shit or reading other peoples shit and then massaging it into a different form to be sent off and read by other fucks. The math on the other hand, well what math I use regularly I had learned by the sixth grade. I do wish I had paid a LOT more attention in English classes. The most beautiful poem that I think I have ever read was in a card sent to me by a young lady in 1977. I certainly didn't know it at the time but the lady and I developed a friendship that has lasted longer than anything else with which I have ever been involved. In fact we are still friends and more and she is sitting not ten feet away from me as I write this. I don't remember the poet's name but I remember the poem, and the pretty card that it was in. A simple white card with a butterfly imprinted. She loves butterflies. "If moments were like places so one could leave or stay, I'd find a moment full of love and never go away." I think I'm going to pop some septus and transition to another moment now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I haven't read "Baroque Cycle" I think I might have started it at one time but I'm not at all sure. Is it worth reading? The RPG sounds awesome! I have ideas all the time but I have trouble fleshing them out. Like it goes so far then it's like ok, what happens next? I'm so glad that there exist people like Banks that can set up these wonderful Universes and be able to answer that question in such satisfying ways. I tell you what, it seems to me that "Hell" from "Surface Detail" would make a great RPG or Video Game. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I did read Cryptonomicon and of course all the early stuff. Checking his bibliography I guess I must have stopped there at Cryptonomicon. I haven't read any of those in the Baroque cycle nor Anathem nor REAMDE. That's strange, I must have passed the entire decade without reading a single Neal Stephenson book. Now right there is the true evil of video games. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I find myself wondering how many other memories are hidden from me in the recesses of my own brain; indeed my own brain will seem to be the last great terra incognita, and I will be filled with wonder at the prospect of some day discovering new worlds there. Imagine the lost continent of Atlantis and all the submerged islands of childhood right there waiting to be found. The inner space we have never adequately explored. The worlds within worlds within worlds. And the marvelous thing is that they are waiting for us. If we fail to discover them, it is only because we haven't yet built the right vehicle - spaceship or submarine or poem - which will take us to them. It's for this, partly, that I write. How can I know what I think unless I see what I write? My writing is the submarine or spaceship which takes me to the unknown worlds within my head. And the adventure is endless and inexhaustible. If I learn to build the right vehicle, then I can discover even more territories. And each new poem is a new vehicle, designed to delve a little deeper (or fly a little higher) than the one before. Erica Jong, Fear of Flying I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Congratulations on being It isn't as easy as it looks. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Drunk Older Guys The old drunk looked the young man in the eye and said, loud enough for everyone in the bar to hear, "You know, I fucked your mother!" Another young man said to the older man, "Now that just wasn't nice at all." The older man turned to him and said, "Oh YEAH? Well I fucked your mother too! In fact, I fucked her in the ASS! And she LOVED IT!" The two young men said, nearly simultaneously, "Alright then, you've had enough and so have we!" The old man asked, "So what are you two little queer ass nancy boys going to do about it?" The young men said, "We're here to take you home Dad." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But in this case it was to ensure that Christ was indeed dead. See the soldiers had to bring down the bodies because the jews didn't want them hanging around on the Sabbath. So the soldiers would go up and break the legs of the survivors up on the cross which caused them to asphixiate. When they got to Jesus he was already dead so they didn't break his legs. Instead, the soldier stabbed him to make sure he wasn't in a coma or something. It was no act of kindness or mercy. Now it was the day of Preparation, and the next day was to be a special Sabbath. Because the Jewish leaders did not want the bodies left on the crosses during the Sabbath, they asked Pilate to have the legs broken and the bodies taken down. The soldiers therefore came and broke the legs of the first man who had been crucified with Jesus, and then those of the other. But when they came to Jesus and found that he was already dead, they did not break his legs. Instead, one of the soldiers pierced Jesus' side with a spear, bringing a sudden flow of blood and water. -John 19:31-34 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I suspect fowlly pally, linked to the dairy. I fingered myself, it's Kuro5hin.org. It's a tiny website in the ass-end of no where. Of course it's safe for work. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. When I clicked the link on my way back (to reddit), I stared at my browser and just slobbered thinking that it really wasn't so safe. There are very terrible, horrible people out there. I'm just thankful that a child -- mine or someone else's -- didn't have to see that. Imagine the whorer of witnessing the beheaded cock in a bed of duck smothered in condom sauce! Fun is fun but this are SERIOUS BUSINESS! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah! Those Asian slave girls are AWESOME! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My wife loves that show I only like that one guy Sheldon because he's like the normal one among all the geeky nerd dudes. I asked her the other day though if it was set in the 70's because the guys were all dressed in plaid? I don't understand a lot of it. I thought at first they were in high school or maybe freshmen college kids because of all the mother stuff. But then they were talking about having their PhDs. So I don't know. it's funny sometimes but I just don't really get it. I'll just stick to Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy I guess,Yew shore got a big deck there Jeff!Yep, I reckon I dew.Yep, the whole neighborhood is talkin bout it.Yep, everybody loves to come and sit on my big deck!Oh I love to spend the whole day a' settin on yore big deck. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Whenever I hear Circadian Rhythm I think of that noise crickets and cicada make in the evenings. It rises up and down in a strange pattern of Circadian Rhythm. I don't believe that our eyes are high definition. Neither our ears. I saw something that I could link to but since you aren't bothered I don't think I will either. Anyways, it was like a graph of the 'Light spectrum' of the electromagnetic spectrum. Then it showed the part that we can 'see'. Turns out that we're pretty fucking blind. In addition, even in the part we 'see' we aren't able to properly grasp all the color that is possible. Not to mention the fact that color itself doesn't even exist really. What we call 'color' is the interpretation in our brain of a complex interaction that involves the absorption and reflections of certain frequencies along with the woefully inadequate reception of our eyes. I have also read, and again I could with some minimal effort on my part look this up but as I'm sure that you realize I am quite beyond such trifles being as I am the most unique individual on the planet and not subject to having to stoop to such lowly endeavors. Why I shouldn't even have to spill chuck my comments in any whore wetslobber. Nor grammer subject am I to be. Notwithstanding that we are only capable of sight at all due to the constant movement of our eyes. Though we believe that we have a full field of view in magnificent technicolor at all times in actuality we only see in color in a very tiny space and the rest is quite grey. A large part of our 'field of vision' isn't even being perceived at any one time and contains large gaps. But by the masterful power of our mind trained through years of evolution most of what we see is mainly a figment of our imagination, stitched together from what we actually see, from old data, and from what we expect to see. I also don't see why parents should forbid their children from having a chemistry set. These parents allowed their son to build a fusion reactor. DHS loves this kid. The difference between him and you though is that he doesn't try to have his mother locked up. He doesn't call 911 wasting the time and the resources of the good law enforcement people of his area. He also gets shit done. He doesn't fuck around like some folks. Making excuses like, "Well I would have gotten the reactor online by now if the good people at Denny's hadn't stolen some of my plutonium." or, "Making the reactor was never my primary goal it was only ever meant as a way to drive traffic to my web site." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. T-Virus STAAAARRRRRSSSSSS! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have to free your feet before you can free your mind. Let the dance out! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bullshit unless you might mean your gf in which case you shouldn't have to do anything special to get the pussy. But this woman isn't his girlfriend she's a hooker. It's like if you did a good deed for your barber. It's not out of line for him to give you a reduced rate on your next haircut. It would be nice if he'd give you a free cut sure but I don't think I would expect it. I'd be happy to get the works for the price of a trim. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. She better start learning ASCII and make a good Ogg Frog Mag if that is the case. I usuually don't get sye's submissions but I vote to Section anyways because she seems so earnest and I think maybe somebody smarter can noodle it out. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ernest Borgnine is keeping busy The film legend appeared on Fox & Friends a few years ago during a book promotion and was asked his secret to longevity. He leaned in and whispered "I masturbate a lot." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You've heard that story about that guy that went to jail and got gang-banged so hard and so long that eventually he just quit fighting and accepted it all? K5 is kinda like that guy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are all being reported for conspiracy to engage in cyber-terrorism. NOTE: Supreme Court says you can now be strip searched for any arrestable offense. Party time! Ooooh we have foreign nationals in this thread too! Better gas up the plane for Guantanamo! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Slip her some meeds My sons iPhone does that. Doesn't scare me, but it annoys the piss out of me. Not as much as the bluetooth though. ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? WTF? WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? OH IT's YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This video made me thirsty for a glass of Wild Turkey, straight-up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bullshit There are no real liberals saying any such thing. Any real liberal understands that the individual mandate is totally unconstitutional. Hell any real American understands that the individual mandate is unconstitutional. Only astroturfers from the Insurance Companies would say otherwise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It will not be over until everyone from that era is dead and buried. Until then we'll continue fighting the Vietnam War. We'll fight it in Afghanistan, in Irag, In Iran, and wherever else until we fucking WIN it once and for all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seriously, you've never seen those pictures of the helicopters lifting people from the US Embassy taking them out to the ships and the sailors pushing the helos over the side into the ocean so the next batch could land? It was a total clusterfuck. The fact that we had a conscripted army over there, not the all-volunteer professional army we have now. The public perception of the military. The insane "Domino Effect" doctrine. The fact that it wasn't a war but a 'police action', (we're used to that shit today but it was kind of a new coke idea back then). And every night, every fucking night, on the 6 o'clock news the images coming out of Vietnam, it wasn't 'scrubbed up' like they do news these days. It was raw and there was the all-mighty Body Count, because that was the ONLY way they could convince the public that we were 'Winning' the war - Hey look, we killed x of them and they only got y of our guys so like GO USA! It was a totally fucking bad scene man. It left a mark. And you wear that mark yourself today by that line, "I'm happy enough with getting drunk and laid" although you might not realize it. It's good to know these things I think, because it makes a lot of the crazy idiocy that occurs in Congress make a little more sense when you realize that a lot of the old fucks in power today come from that era and were shaped by it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That doesn't make it worse Just as eating a rancid turd isn't any worse than eating a fresh turd because, DUDE! YOU ARE EATING A TURD! Fresh Iron Lady crotch fumes or several month old Iron Lady crotch fumes makes no difference as it is all Iron Lady crotch fumes. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Let's have embedded sound files while we're at it! images and sounds in our Diary . . . I SWEAR THEY WOULD ONLY BE USED FOR GREAT JUSTICE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I Are A Lorax I Speak Fer Tha Trees I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wait? Did you mean X or did you mean Y IamNotanAISci- That's interesting. I wonder if there is any way for the machine to do that? Because you are absolutely right, we get clues from context (from the story around the sentence) if we're reading and in conversation we just ask, What do you mean by this ambiguous statement you have made? I wonder, does the machine, can the machine do that? I read a book recently about autism. Afterwards I am convinced that any Skynet type AI we come up with, at least the first several iterations are going to be quite "mad" in human terms. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool, thanks for that. On the AI's in bots thing, I can certainly see a Cheney-type or a Rumsfeldian thinking, "Totally autonomous drones? You mean we don't even have to actually have anyone oversee it? It just does what we tell it too eh? Why yes, I'll take a couple hundred of those. Just add it to my tab." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aw Hell Upsize that a bit and you could have it carry a gun, rocket launcher, etc. Then provide support with some AI autonomous drones. Fuck Me. WHERE IS SARAH CONNER I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHAT SPEECH DID YOU LISTEN TO? Quit distorting my words. If I see it, it's BULLSHIT! C'mon man, what are you doing? As I said before, Santorum will soon be on the lips of every young Republican as our message spreads through the conservative party during this final surge. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Those who can, do and those that can't, teach. If a sye submits a story to the queue and no one can understand it can it ever make front page? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How long's it been since you had a big steaming bowl of Wolf brand Chili? Well, pardner, that's too long! Aye, yai, yai, yai, I am the Frito Bandito We're hungry And how do you handle a hungry man? The Manhandlers I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OH NO YOU DI-UNT! Wolf Brand Chili is the Shizzznit! It is like the Champagne of Canned Chili. If you can't make your own chili then Wolf's is THE goto brand. Nothing else is worth a shit. (One caveat though, bring lots of bread or crackers because it is a little greasy and will have you farting / shitting like you ate late nite Taco Bell.) But it tastes fucking good. Manwhich on the other hand well, when I was 12 I liked it with lots of mustard and some onion. Today, I don't know if I could eat it or not. That Frito Bandito ad though, if they aired some of those ads today THERE WOULD LITERALLY BE LAWSUITS BEING BROUGHT. And they aren't from that long ago really. And that woman cracks me up, "Henry says my chicken is greasy". Nowadays Henry's ass would be lucky he didn't come home to KF mutha-fuckin C! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Fresh as a Hostess Twinkie. That's a good 'un. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like to see how attitudes have changed in the last 40-50 years. People think we are so backwards but really, we have made a lot of progress in a short time. It also helps to understand some of the brainfuck that our fossilized leaders exhibit when you understand that they came from a society that was unashamed about its sexism and misogyny. There is a lot of cultural symbolism packed into those ads. They're like time-capsules. It's also helpful to contrast them with ads that are current to see the kinds of ideas modern people take for granted. One idea I see constantly is the expectation these days that no matter where we are or what we are doing we should be constantly engaged and entertained. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. EDIT: Meant to say racism & misogyny I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your own fault for not making more money You're getting pissed at those that don't have because you're getting robbed by guys that have more than enough. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Isn't a lot of that debt imaginary money? Don't most student loans get sold off in bundles like those toxic assets we used to hear about? The people who made the loan already have their money and those loans have been sold over and over, each time generating a bit more for the holder and accruing interest. Fuck them fuckers, far as I'm concerned THEY took a damn risk. They didn't think it was a risk but TINSTAAFL right? Government should just wipe those debts and redo the thing. It won't hurt anybody because the people holding those loans got plenty of dosh anyhow. Too bad if your firm is holding a handful of hot potatoes. You don't want no welfare for the poor, well you don't get no welfare for the rich neither. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man, I don't want a boxen I want a persocom, because I want to send e-mail too! But more than anything, I want to see those Internet porn sites! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you saying it's a front for a pedophile group? SNEAKY I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You assume that is their Dad 0_O but since you're going to be all serious and shit . . . I hear ya, I have FOFs in that situation. The mother is the caregiver and the father is the wallet. Even when the mother is smoking meth on a daily basis and the father is working two jobs. Then the mother moves three states away just so she can make visitation a real bitch. I am glad I never had to worry about all that crap. Another bonus of the kids becoming adults thing is the sex, amirite? Kids move out and it's like newlywed city again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, Mouse over the Goat Battle not with petting zoo animalss lest ye become a petting zoo animal; and if you gaze into the goat the goat gazes into you. Serious problem. I was violently molested by a goose at a petting zoo once. While I have never been attacked by a goat I have had several fart in my vicinity. Let me tell you that can be traumatic. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Internet is a dangerous place. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What for good the meeds are than? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's damned if he does and damned if he don't Just like folks bitch when it's raining and they bitch just as much when it don't. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Can't read strange Moon script, Google fails to translate. So what's in a name? What about a name like Bear Blu? I did not watch Nova on PBS last night. Instead I watched an interesting video wherein Alicia Silverstone pre-chews food for her infant son. Talk about your helicopter parent. A Tiger Mom she is certainly NOT. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you're ever unsure just wrap it in fabric. Then it is ART. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A rose by any other name . . . aka The Manflower Is it Art? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Santorum will soon be on the lips of every young Republican. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I welcome the day when the Internet provides us the JPEG version of a scent. So that we can not only write about our shitting experiences and share pictures of the same but by utilizing an app on our phone capture the essence of the shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Am i missing something? Didn't you say that this class, it's not for a degree or anything right? It's just something you are doing for yourself right? So why are you so hung up on grades? Are you learning? You know the work that you put in so if you feel 'weeded out, stupid, retarded' then that is on you man. Are you just wanting a high "score" so that you can feel better about your self or do you really want to learn about programming a self-driving vehicle? I'm also very confused about some things, from the FAQ: How do I get help? We love to see an active academic community, so we encourage you to post your question to the forum. Hopefully one of your peers will provide an adequate answer, but if not one of our course managers will chime in. What are the rules on collaboration? Working with other students is often the best way to learn new things, and we hope students in the class will form vibrant communities, both on-line and in-person, to help each other learn. The key is to use collaboration as a way to enhance learning, not as a way of sharing answers without understanding them. You are welcome (and encouraged) to view the lectures with others, and discuss and work together on answering the in-lecture quizzes. For the homeworks, you may discuss the questions with other students in the on-line forums and in-person study groups, but everything you submit should be your own work. For the final exam, you are not permitted to work with anyone else, and should only ask clarification questions on the on-line forums which will be answered by the course staff. So I'm left wondering if maybe you act on the forum like you act here. Just spamming the same thing over and over and never really listening or paying attention to anything anyone else says because 'they just don't get it'. If so, then good luck with that. I should know better anyways, I'm talking to the guy that won't comment anymore because of a freaking number in a database. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Anal sex is so gay Be thankful she said no. Anal sex is just the beginning of a slippery slope that leads to hot sweaty gay man sex. Sodomy is sodomy, whether you stick it in her pooper or if you stick it in his pooper there is basically no difference. One can be readily exchanged for another. And be careful too of the temptations of cunnilingus and fellatio. Like my Great Grampa Jimmy John Jeremiah used to say, "If you'll lick a hole, then you'll suck a pole!" Amen. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Abyss sequel in 3D . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Still, pretty cool thing to do. So few get to Boldly Go these days. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Viva La Pinoche! What tha Fuck! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If it was given to you then it wouldn't be worth much but by struggling your reward will be greater because it will shape you. When I'm learning new things and I struggle with a concept to where I get frustrated I put it aside and sleep on it. Then take a fresh look later. Like you know if you stare at a sign long enough the word starts to look like gibberish? Sometimes you just need to let the old subconscious play with it a bit and maybe suggest an alternate path or solution. If it is something fundamental that you are just not getting then you might have to talk to the instructor, maybe see if he can point you in the right direction. You always talk about challenges. Now you have one and you want them to give you the glasses. Improvise, adapt, overcome, Semper Flexibilis. Show them how a rockstar coder does things. Grind your own lenses. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you are in this weird sensatorium thing and all you could think about was your cock. Typical. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Other dude is thinking the same about you y'all should hook up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah it would be worse than being buried alive. I would think. Drifting in space. You have nothing to act on so you can't change direction, you'll just keep floating / orbiting until you come close enough to something or something comes close enough to you for its gravitational field to affect you. Could take centuries. In the meantime you're helpless. You'd be comfortable for a bit. But you would know, KNOW that you are doomed. Completely fucked. I wonder if your senses would start playing tricks on you. Like you start feeling like you're in a bottomless great void falling, falling, forever falling. Do you chill out, enjoy the view and wait for your life support to go out? Do you freak out and start praying, screaming, losing your mind? Do you decide not to wait, to try and yank a hose loose? Maybe remove your helmet? Would you rather suffocate? Depressurize and feel your blood boiling through your own skin? Would you rather burn in the solar wind or freeze in the hard vaccuum? And no matter what else happens, knowing that you will be out there for probably a very very long time, completely and utterly alone. More alone in fact than any other human being has ever been. Alone. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, think about that You want to add another layer of software on top of an already overloaded pipe. That's going to work. If the file is too HD or whatever then get something to convert it to a lower bitrate, maybe lower quality audio. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Missing Sniper Rifle I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man, I should slap you upside your nappy-ass head for dissin' the chop. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck-N-A, shake and bake pork chops RULE Man, have you seen the price of chops lately? A fucking pork chop used to be cheap eatin' back in the day. Now a good chop costs as much per pound as a decent steak. The store where I buy meat has their own butcher so it's nice you can go ask for a certain cut and they'll cut it for you right there. In addition they have these packages of Assorted Porkbits, where they were cutting the chops and it doesn't look exactly right or a bit was left over. Anyway the meat is fresh and perfectly good they just can't get the same price for it so they package a bunch of these together and sell it for a couple bucks a pound. I love these things because you're always going to have at least four good chops or pork steaks in there and the rest is good for like sweet & sour or stir-fry. Now Zatarain's has some pork coatings too that you can bake or fry the chop in. Those are delicious. Fucking pork man. Got to love the pig. Goddamn pork chops, fucking ribs, fucking ham, fucking bacon, mmmmmmm-BACON. Fucking roast, fucking ham-hocks in your pinto beans. Fucking pigs man. DE-MOTHER FUCKING-LICIOUS. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I wish we could get rid of this Meme that tax money is 'my money'. When you make a purchase that money is not your money anymore. The guy that you made the purchase from can buy crack cocaine with it or a hooker or whatever the fuck. When you get taxed that money is not your money anymore. It belongs to the Public. Yes, you are a member of that Public but you are not the only member and you have NO say in it anyways. We have representatives and senators that decide what to do with that money. Fuck you people that say well I don't want MY tax money to be . . . no fuck you, seriously, fuck right off. It ain't your money. Because if you think it is and you think YOU have a right to say where and how it is spent then let me tell you there is a WHOLE FUCKTON of shit that I DAMN SURE DON'T LIKE EVEN A SINGLE MOTHER FUCKING PENNY OF MY MONEY GOING TO FUND EITHER. But that is NOT the way it works. You get ONE VOTE, Mother Fucker. ONE GODDAMN VOTE. It doesn't matter if you are CEO of LARDASSES WORLDWIDE or Janitor of Casa de la Taco you got ONE VOTE. Once you cast that vote you are DONE. So cast it WISELY. In the meantime though, when you write that check come April 15th that money NO LONGER BELONGS TO YOU so quit pretending it does. It is not stealing, it has been done since time immemorial. Governments collect tax so they can perform their functions. Think of it as your fee for living in a god damn civilization. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The power of her virginity. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Personally, I don't believe so. Except in the case where they are actually hiring people to perform a job, like census taker or IRS agent. But not in the sense that they talk about today, giving tax breaks or credits in order to 'stimulate' companies to hire more workers because I don't think it works like that. If Govt wants to create jobs using taxes then I believe they should do what trane wants and give money to poor people or the working class. They will want to spend it and create demand. However, I understand that is an extremely naive view and that there are other complex interactions that take place but then I'm not an economist. It just makes more sense to me. On the other hand I'm not opposed to things like the CCC camps and stuff when times are hard. I know some old folks that were in the CCC and they had positive experiences. In addition, here in Texas there are many CCC projects that are still being used so you can see the benefit with your own eyes. It wasn't always a case of spend the morning digging a hole and the afternoon filling it in. So people made some money, they got fed, they kept some dignity instead of just getting a direct deposit. The public got some nice park facilities. I don't see anything wrong with that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Telemarketers got your info from the phone co. They have like a book they put out. I know right? So 1980's. Unless you're unlisted then they bought it from somebody that bought it from somebody . . . that did business with you at one time or another. My number is in the book but not under a real name. Why? Because I think it was extra to get it unlisted and it didn't cut down on robo calling at all. So I just got an account under a bogus name and let the answering machine catch most of it. It won't be long though and I'll be like most people now-a-days and won't even have a 'house' phone. I never get annoyed at the phone. Fuck it. It could ring all day it doesn't bother me. Sometimes if I have people over and the phone rings it makes them nervous if I don't answer it. People are strange that way. So if I see on the caller ID it is some bullshit number I'll do something like answer in my ghetto voice impression. "Hey! You gots my money? You best have my motha-fuckin money bitch!" Most times they just hang up or it's a recording. Every once in awhile I'll get a live one and they'll be like 'Sir, I am not knowing about this money, you must be mistaken, I am representing . . .' I usually switch these dudes to speaker so everybody can get a chuckle. Watching shit like Crank Yankers and listening to Roy D. Mercer gives me ideas. I try not to abuse them though like saying Fuck off or whatever. I mean the dude you're talking to is probably just trying to make a buck like anybody else and he probably has an asshole boss and shit just like anybody. But that still gives you a lot of leeway to have a little fun. It is just as funny watching my guests because at first they are like shocked. I don't know I guess 'phone etiquette' is so programmed into us. Then if I got a good one on then you never seen somebody laugh so hard. I guess it breaks some social taboo or shit. Really it isn't THAT funny but they'll be literally ROTFLTAO. My mom used to get so frustrated with sales calls too until I started doing that shit at her place. She picked up on the idea and would answer a telemarketer and when they started on their pitch she'd go, 'I'm sorry I can't really talk right now, I'm busy fucking my husband. Let me get back to you.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, Never gets old. In truth though, if they get it from the book they ask for "Shaniqua Arnisha Jaramillo". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'Great Potential' and 'Enthusiasm' are two other expressions that on the face of things may sound good but might not be so good depending. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. co-ordinated and energetic but not very flexible THAT's What SHE said! LOL Oh and passionate, very passionate and able to hoop to the right as well as the left! Ambihoopsterous. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DAMMIT Three times this morning, THREE TIMES I've logged into my workstation - "The server cannot log you in . . . blah blah blah" EVERY TIME IT WAS BECAUSE I TYPED IN TDILDO INSTEAD OF MY USERNAME. WHY????? If I do it again today I'm going to take a hike in the woods I swear!' I have been a little preoccupied . . . I hear ya, my heart stopped working this one time. It really sucked, hurt like a bitch too. Now I have a stent. It makes me think of that spidery thing they pulled out of Neo's bellybutton in the car. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah but it was like 5 years ago It's always in the back of my mind though. I carry a card for the EMT's to show where the stent is. It really does make me think of that thing in the Matrix. It looks a lot like it. Afterwards I cut down on the DRAMA in my life significantly and take an aspirin every day. I wasn't trying to minimize your hand pain though, it doesn't matter what it is, a hand, a foot, heart, hell a bad fucking headache, it really sucks when you can't do what you want because a part of you hurts. The worst part is when it hurts really bad you start to think it ain't EVER going to get better. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It'll get better man. Give it time. In the meantime while you wait to heal look to Rick Allen for inspiration. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He does this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_CV09uRKig for gold. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Okay, wait a minute this is starting to get eerily like the hugin account (only he wanted to be a marine but had aids and you're like super-dope-man but anyways). I was totally trolled by that one. I really thought there was a dude trying to get into the military and then he went to MEPS and they told him he tested positive for AIDS. In the end it was all just a really creative troll by some HUSI-ite. I can't put my finger on it but something in this diary is ringing alarm bells. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah ok, I forgot about the HIREZ dope box Just getting paranoid I guess. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm pretty sure. If IIRC (and I can't be 100% sure because as I get older I find that memories are often unreliable) but I'm pretty sure that he was caught out and then he copped to it and shortly after he gave the account away to NMC Y'all (who got really pissed when anybody brought up the hugin persona) and fucked off to HUSI land LOL'ing all the way... But that is just one of the many attractions of this place. People here can be very creative when they want to be. I don't know who is who half the time. I have even corresponded with some kurons vis email and I still can't be 100% sure they are who they say they are. All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts . . . Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation . . . Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. An example of the new 'Faith-based I.T.' initiative in Government. Expect more examples soon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. lol pic pic2 celebrity I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Actual for real no shit picture here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm the short fat redneck with the beard the other old redneck is my dad. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is it on Netflix? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yell back and say, "HA HA ENJOY YOUR CRUSHING COLLEGE DEBT WHILE YOU STRUGGLE TO FIND A JOB IN THE POST 9-11 ECONOMY HIPSTER FAGGOT!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All the more reason to shatter that kids illusions On the other hand just be thankful you aren't dressed like this dude. (I have a pic of the local guy but I can't find it now) Or wearing a hotdog or a chicken suit or something. A while back the Little Ceasars had dudes and dudettes all over with sandwich boards adverting $5 pre-made pizza. Sometimes the Payless has folks walking around with BOGO signs. It's all good man, it's an honest fucking job right? Too bad you ain't in Austin you could be a wireless hotspot. Kids wouldn't mock you then, you'd cut off their shaved brazillian leather podophilia porn. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Flip sign while hula-hooping. Extra credit if you can do it while simultaneously playing the ukulele on or off a unicycle. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I wouldn't think so. Just speaking for myself I have a somewhat lower opinion of a firm if they have to stoop to cheesy gimmicks to try to get my business. But maybe I'm not in their target demographic. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, Newt was offended at DeNiro's joke but wants Obama to apologize. W. T. F.? So next time Rush says some shit on his program then Newt should apologize hah? Newt: Let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Rush: Newt, you know I did not see any... Newt: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"? Rush: [pause] No. I did not. Newt: Damn, maybe I should put it a little closer to the road? Maybe mount it on one of those lighted poles or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Let me just say, you've heard the expression 'Getting the Third Degree', meaning generally an intensive and rough interrogation? You know where that expression comes from? The Freemasons. Much like La Cosa Nostra, the Freemasons are a group that once you join you don't get out until you're carried out. By six of your peers. Consider carefully, and if you do decide to join, remember that it is dangerous to go alone, so take this. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Past master? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe you could pull a Chuck Manson Do a bit of Helter Skelter false flag op to get the ball rolling so-to-speak. Put your money where your mouth is? Or you could just Kill Yourself. Either way, lulz all around. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm beginning to believe that you live in my trailer park and you get your political news and opinion from FWD FWD FWD FWD: OBAMA LOL OMG Forward to 10 Friends and Bill Gates will send you $1!!!1! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Even if they did who gives a rat's ass? Like all them folks trying to prove Obama doesn't have a real birth certificate or that the government orchestrated 9-11 or that the moon landings never really happened or that Monica Lewinsky was a CIA operative. Nobody cares except a bunch of fruit loops. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you're trying to defend Rush? The RIGHT is so victimized. They are being attacked from EVERY side. Like I said, you sound just like the OMG FWD FWD FWD IT'S A COMMIESPIRACY crowd. It doesn't matter man, left or right in a year nobody is going to remember anyways except wingnuts like you. Leno will do a man in the street quiz and ask 'Who was Sandra Fluke?' and people are going to say, 'Uh, wasn't she like on the Supreme Court or something?' or 'Wasn't she that chick in that dolphin movie?' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I guess so Way back, when Rush had a TV show a friend of mine told me I should watch Rush that he had a great show. So I did, I watched quite a few. I didn't know anything at all about the guy then. I honestly thought he was a comedian. Trying to satirize politics by going over the top, taking things to the level of absurdity and some of it was funny in a way but a lot of it just fell flat. I told this to me friend a few days later and he was shocked. He was like no, Rush is SERIOUS BUSINESS. I'm like, 'You have GOT to be kidding me. You're telling me this guy is for real'. Anyway, I agree with you. It's all fake, it's all political kayfabe. Like when Newt is offended by a joke that DeNiro tells but wants Obama to apologize for it. Like when Romney comes out and says he had grits and a biscuit. Like when Obama says he's going to shut down GITMO like 'Real Soon Now'. It's all a show, a bunch of clowns dancing around. The real people in charge don't run for office. They'll be there whether there is a Republican or a Democrat. Rush and the others are just there to keep you distracted. I just don't pay any attention to their noise and bluster. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Non, - Jamaican beach, about 10 pm. 1984 Achievement unlocked. Ft Lauderdale, Fl. same year, 7 pm. Achievement unlocked. Hospital in Georgetown, Tx. 1988. 5 pm. Achievement unlocked. Those are just the ones I am absolutely 100% sure about. Many others as well but I couldn't swear they weren't like maybe 95-99.9999%. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HOLY COW FLOPS Holy Cow: A Dream I experienced . . . Holy as in several thousand feet in the air. Cow as in Moo Holy Cow as in pushing bovines out the door. That is a long way to fall without a parachute. MOOOO00000oooooo Make it Rain Up in Heah! When they hit they don't splat. They kinda POP and bounce a little. Interpret THAT Mr. Sigmund Freud or Ms. C. Jungsey! Fucking dreams, how do they work? Okay, so I did play a lot of that Free-To-Play MS Flight. Maybe a little too much. And perhaps I was on some kind of (legal prescription) medication. Like maybe I accidently didn't use only as directed and exceeded the proper dose. I'm sorry. I kept it out of the reach of children and the bathroom cabinet is CLOSED. OKAY? So I kinda like the game, but I'm not sure it will (ahem) fly. I jumped into MP and everyone was ganged up at the one major airport where you first spawn. People flying aircraft that you have downloaded previews for or which you have purchased, their models show up. Everyone else looks like some kind of dark paper-airplane thing. They are really weird because they fly like UFO's. As far as I know you can't physically interact with anyone. I know people were using the runway same time as me and trying to collide with me in air and on the ground but it was like ghosts. The computer either slewed them off on my screen or they went right through me. The chat box was full of people wondering what the point was. So that is a problem right there since it isn't so much a game but a simulation. You're there to sight-see and fly not to PvP or PvE. That can be another problem because just going from point A to point B can be as fun as driving to the mall. Which is to say it can be a lot of fun for people that like "Driving to the Mall Sims" but both the casual and hardcore gamer might find it pretty tedious. Although MS Flight does have Aerocaches you can hunt and other missions and activities. Some of these are kinda cool and some are cheesy, (Like I earned a ukulele and a coconut bra award the first flight but wtf do I DO with that?) They even have some missions with appropriate achievements where you can fly 'Clandestine' cargo where you're scored on how well you escape detection. Like the Under the Radar achievement (Transport 4 tons of clandestine cargo with at least 80% cargo security.) Way to go Microsoft! Which is why I kinda like it. It is "real" enough that I actually (with belief suspended and immersed) feel like I'm 'flying'. But it is easy enough that I can actually land the plane without plowing into the runway1. And sometimes that is EXACTLY what I need. I guess it's like playing a round of golf for people that like to do that. It is just challenging enough for me to have fun, but I don't always have to be strategizing or battling or cracking skulls either. I can get lit up, put on some cool music and fuck around and relax. I often play racing games for the same reason. Sometimes I don't want to think think. I just want the simulation of hauling ass, the virtual movement through space while I'm rocking out. Wind, In my hair, Shifting and drifting- Mechanical music . . . Adrenalin surge . . . Well-weathered leather, Hot metal and oil, The scented country air. Sunlight on chrome, The blur of the landscape, Every nerve aware. Drive like the wind, Straining the limits of machine and man. Laughing out loud with fear and hope, I've got a desperate plan. 1Plus it is "FREE" as in beer. Because they figure you're going to buy maps and planes and other stuff which is cool. I might even do that. I usually have some MS points laying around anyways. Beats spending them on avatar costumes. Yeah with the rains we had last week and now the warm weather, the SHSU girls are blooming all over the place. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just curious y'all How many hours of anime would I have to watch before I understood (spoken) Japanese? Over 9000? It is strange, (to me) that there are some Japanese language films (not anime) that I watched with subtitles but days later when I mentally recall a scene the actors are speaking English and I don't remember any subtitles. The brain is a pretty weird device. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woah, that's gnarly. Hopefully, by nailing these strips of tinfoil into my skull that will mitigate things somewhat. I don't know if I can finish by the time this goes to vote though as I'm quite tired due to blood loss. I think maybe I'll finish up later, right now I think I'll take a short nap. Moshi Moshi! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lol, I bet all them Middle Eastern countries would straighten up right quick if faced with the Concrete Donkey option. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh yeah You can crash into all kinds of stuff, in fact there are two achievements Careless & Crashtastic. I think that maybe if you add people to your 'party' then you can interact with each other. But if you just join a public server you can't get 'griefed' by idiots just running into you. More experimentation is required. I could definitely 'see' other players and many of them dived bombed my aircraft as soon as I spawned but they just went right through me. I don't know what they saw on their screens. Obviously they got a crash animation since they cratered into the ground. The nice thing is that I didn't have to mute. I spent a good while flying around doing missions, (mostly air taxi, my 'free' plane isn't big enough to haul the contraband). Anyways, in all the time I flew I heard not a single, "FAGGIT!". Yeah Linux and Mac get no love from MS. Sorry 'bout that. Microsoft Flight Simulator v1.0 in 1982 was responsible for me buying my first PC which ultimately lead to me learning to program and getting into IT. Before that I thought a computer was something created solely to fuck up your water bill. (yeah I know, cool story bro, lol) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Asteroids are awesome But I'm telling you. The one that takes us out or really fucks up our shit or whatever is the one you don't see coming. I read something like the guys that are paid to look for that shit only have a budget to cover maybe 1% of the sky. Plus a bit extra from the amateurs. I may be mistaken some but from what I understand most of these rocks that we know about are in orbits that we have been watching and logging for a good while. The usual suspects so to speak. But our Sword of Damocles is not known, it has no name and no number. The big bad is probably already on the way. Has been for like centuries. Knocked out of the Oort cloud by some random event in the dim dark past. Our nemesis is dark, it's slow, it's BIG but not like XBOX HEUG. Nobody has seen it because it doesn't happen to be where we are looking or if it is then it isn't worthy of attention. But it be rollin', and hatin', its orbit done got perturbed by gravity. (orbit got perturbed by gravity) And its course and the orbit of the Earth at some point in the future will intercept. And you won't see it coming until it is too late. Unfortunately, there won't be any Bruce Willis and even if there was he'd have to hitch a ride with the Russians. (Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN! This is how we fix problem in Russian space station!) Well maybe by then the Chinese will have a base on the moon so some remnant of humanity will still exist, maybe. Now that might be kinda cool. Kicked back on Luna. Sitting in a lounge chair with a sippy cup full of bourbon. The full Earth up in the sky. Big rock SLAMS into that mother fucker. You watch as the cloud of ejecta begins to encircle the planet. Deep red glows from the released magma and fires, oh the fires. Got your radio on, there is a bit of delay from when you see the shit spreading and the first screams . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not at all, masturbate away . . . uh, hold on, you DO mean like, later when you're alone right? I mean you don't just whip it out right there at work? Because if so then yeah that might be frowned upon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The masthead says Independent but the article seemed a bit biased. Just because he was discriminant in his killing then he cannot be deranged. So I suppose a serial killer is also not deranged if they only target young hitchhikers rather than taking out entire truck stops. GIGO I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More to it than just being crazy One thing that puts me off is the number of "scare quotes" but anyway, as we see with our own brand of crazy on this very website, CRAZY is often quite focused, it isn't always indiscriminate. I do agree though that just because a person commits atrocities doesn't necessarily indicate that person is insane. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When i hear something like this it makes me think maybe the guy just doesn't want to do the work and instead just have somebody who did hand him the answer. I ain't saying that's what you are doing because you really don't give enough information. It's just the first thing that comes to mind especially when I read 'don't reveal details'. Just work it out the best you can. You aren't doing it for credit right? Just take the D and find out where you went wrong and correct it later. A D won't kill you right? It simply indicates that you need to apply some more effort in that area. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WOAH! I KNOW KUNG FU! You think that's air you're breathing now? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Voted Comment of the Year by the K5 Komment Koalition I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sure, next time you're cruising at 30k Feet And the crazy stewardess decides to get all THIS PLANE IS GOING TO CRASH-y. Just let her be the way she be instead of dragging her to some mental health facility. Or if the PayPal executive decides it is a good day to walk down the railroad tracks playing chicken with a train, just let him be. Yep, let's be all accepting and full of warmth and hugs. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's the Republicans that like to do shit in public. Gyms, airports, etc. Democrats like to capture it on their iPhone and post it to Facebook. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I believe it is because he won't take care of his buddy, blastar. In addition he tried to get the only other person (his dear sweet mother) that gave enough of a shit about him to post his bail thrown in the nuthouse. He'll reply no doubt giving excuses that he believes are relevant and germane but they are utter crap because he showed that he is a true dick of the lowest order. Good luck with the job. You don't have to wear a costume do you? Some poor shmuck is legging it daily down by the courthouse dressed as the statue of liberty advertising some Get your Refund TODAY! Also, opiates are DEFINITIVELY ON THE MENU! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Do you prefer the hood or the tentacles? Do you pop it in whole or nibble gently? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woah, what a treat to wake up to. +3 FP Bears and Brown Honey, I love it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From what I understand, the Europeans find it uncouth to stand when you sue and prefer that both sexes sit while taking care of that nasty business. It's the civilized thing to do. Possibly relevant to your interests - 51% of Internet Traffic is Non-Human. 31% of your website visitors are likely to be damaging intruders. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what would you tell them? It starts with sorry, I can't seem to find that story and ends with Michael David Crawford. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HOLY HOT BLACK PUSSY BATMAN! Yes Master Dick, and quite a slippery one at that. But don't let that purrfect velvety voice lull you. This kitten has claws, which she'll show you should you rub her the wrong way. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While you were sleeping We secretly replaced your reality with new Folger's Crystals, let's see if anyone notices. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well after all that Immodium AD he sure wont be shitting in any ditches anytime soon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sometimes it's difficult to hear yourself think with those voices screaming in your head all the time. I'm sorry that your mother never paid you any attention when you were young. It must be strange growing up not knowing who your daddy is. Looking into each of the vacant faces of the stream of men in and out of your mother's bedroom wondering, "Are you, could you, be the one?" Your life is so sad. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Could you just hear McLachlan singing "In the Arms of an Angel"? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Santorum Living up to his name. You know seriously though. I don't understand why the Right keeps pussy-footing around. They ought to just go ahead and say what is on their mind which is to replace the Bill of Rights with The Ten Commandments and be done with it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. thousands of people died today thousands of people will die tomorrow life goes on I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Japanese got over it I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHO IS IT? mumble, mumble GO AWAY! 'BATIN! knock knock I GOT A GUN IN ONE HAND AND MUH DICK IN THE OTHER SO UNLESS YOU'RE SELLING GUN OIL BASED LUBE OR AN ANSWERING MACHINE FOR MY FRONT DOOR, FUCK OFF! you would be surprised how often this conversation actually occurs in the Trailer Park I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No narcotics though Not even some lame ass Tylenol #3 for your 2 days off to play videogames or watch TV or whatever it is a horseskin spacesuit does when they aren't "working". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You need Zithromax or it could be lupus. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You may have an earwig http://animal.discovery.com/tv/a-list/creature-countdowns/myths/images/earwig.jp g They crawl in your ear at night and lay eggs. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Unofficial Skyrim Patch - Released! http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1358353-beta-unofficial-skyrim-patch-thread-2/ This mod is an effort to fix the vast amount of bugs currently existing in Skyrim. If you're experiencing a bug with Skyrim, please report the bug to us in as much detail as possible on the USKP bugtracker. Please use search or Ctrl+F from the main bug listing to ensure that you aren't submitting something that is already there. There are conglomerate entries for object placement (if it doesn't affect gameplay,) text errors and inappropriate dialog (again, that doesn't affect quests or other gameplay) so please use those entries if that's what you're reporting. Thank you and we hope you have a better Skyrim experience! Give me that sweet karma . . . umpf, umpf, umpf. He'll NEVER get that cat in the car again! When asked recently what clean energy source would be the most likely fuel to run cars and power plants, most folks (Americans) chose 'dilithium crystals'. So, what are you trying to say? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was watching Jon Stewart last night and the ad for Mass Effect 3 came on. Starts with a CGI little girl turning and looking up to see a Reaper invasion. That little girl is EXACTLY what they mean when they talk about 'The Uncanny Valley'. The girl is rendered so well that from the back and as she is turning I almost didn't realize it was CGI. But when those cold dead eyes swung into view, I shivered. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GHuh? Wha? You're fucking with me right? Well if so you have earned your LOL. There is no German subtitling. That I could see anyways. I don't remember any German on the TV commercial either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS --> No citation needed. "Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public." P.T. Barnum I would add, or the intelligence I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you for your patronage, Mr. Mark please come back soon and play with us. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You could write something even if you just post a MLP. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Twice even I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Most wait-staff would disagree. I wouldn't know but I have read a lot of those service-oriented bitching forums and the like to know that most niggers totally don't tip worth shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AHCCCS sounds a lot like a death rattle. Has anyone ever ridden in your cab naked? How many people during an average day rub one out in the back of the cab? Do you get special favors from hookers? What about drug dealers? If you know of a good drug dealer could you hook up a fellow kuron? Mcnugent is really hurting and could use a fix. I mean the guy is eating Immodium AD for christ's sake. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Someone here at K5 was doing experiments with that some time ago. I don't remember the user. . . . "howto: abuse opioids", and ""Loperamide Hydrochloride", Ah Google what would we do without you? Maybe these will assist you, Technology and Culture from the motherfucking trenches y'all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. loperamide http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2006/7/14/22643/2231/12#12 http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2008/12/7/212325/928/11#11 http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2009/9/17/163640/300 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Were you at all aware that the average reddit.com user is a male between the age of 25 to 34 years old? That said male is interested in technology and, it is suspected very 'tech savvy'? Further that that same redditor is in the lowest income bracket? I shit you not! And that is according to DoubleClick! Ask not for whom the bell tolls! FOR IT TOLLS FOR THEE! YEAH I SAY, NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THRICE! Were you aware that there are PEOPLE, LIVING in underground tunnels in LAS VEGAS? They are COLD AND HUNGRY MIKE! COLD AND HUNGRY I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. you get me water for the child Damn dude, you are THICK. She was trying to make a trade with you. Water for the child. You could've flipped that for serious cash dawg. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Leave it to a master debugger to find the bug I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There was this man and woman on a train and it happened they were assigned the same sleeping car. It was a bit awkward at first but they soon made accommodation and the man went to sleep in the top berth while the woman slept in the lower. During the night the man awoke and said to the woman, "Excuse me, but I am a bit chilled. Would you mind ever so much handing me a blanket from below?" The woman replied, "You know, I think for just this one night we might pretend that we were married." The man said, "Excellent idea, I'll just . . ." The woman interrupts, "Good, get your OWN damn blanket!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I read that in Denmark I believe you can only name your baby from a list of 7000 pre-approved names. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, he vouches for you alright. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Never have but I have driven naked or nearly naked a whole buncha times. It's only problematic when you get thirsty or hungry and pull up into the drive thru. I can't figure why they put them windows up so high. It's why I like a big van or pick-up. One might wonder why but on a long trip, and if you go anywhere in Texas it's a long trip, shit gets sweaty. It's so pleasant letting that A/C wash across your genitals while you're cruisin' the Interstate listening to Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, and Willie Nelson. So the next time you see some old guy in a van or truck, cruising down the highway with a big grin on his face, and singing along to some country music, well you can pretty much bet he's naked. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is that some kind of GAY CODE? Because I really have to tell you that this diary sounds like some kind of Gay Code. Not that there is anything wrong with it. Just sayin'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what scares you more sye? Well, you're not even in the US though are you so the question doesn't matter. But anyways, which would bother your sensibilities more? A US theology based government, 'In God We Trust' (for multiple variables of God of course as long it is some flavor of chicken, uh I mean christian). Or maybe a dystopic, US corporatocracy or oligarchy. The United States of AT&T. As for 'Year of the Bible', wasn't that like in 1212 AD? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not unless you are French I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I haven't seen it so wild speculation but perhaps he thinks the talkie would not be 'art' anymore. Just some gimmick the studios added in to make more money that doesn't really add anything to the film experience. Similar to 3D CGI crap in the present day. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know they used to have live musicians play during the films. Then, when the theatres started using recorded music the musicians tried to convince folks that watching a film with 'robot music' degraded the film going experience. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah, nippelage it was then I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "He really was incredibly persistent" incredibly so. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. your sig in this case is strangely apropos I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Needs a soundtrack by the Fuzzfrogs! I was also expecting some 9-1-1 goodness sprinkled in. HAL: This is NOT an emergency. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, having to listen to it is the tough part. There's only a few parts that are worth lifting. The This is NOT an emergency is classic. And the parts where he is about to lose it. Mixed with the ramble you have already. Is the schtick done now? Depends on how you feel about stuff like goatse and the like. For some, it NEVER gets old. For others it was done before it got started. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How could you POSSIBLY know what any coder in his right mind would regard as a waste of time? Just like I have no idea what an insane coder would find worthy of his time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why does this place look like OS/2? previously posted at Crawford Free: The Most Interesting Website in the World Seriously, we could do with some pastels up in this bitch. I vote for a sedate TEAL and some tan. NO FUSCHIA. Seriously, that shit is SOOOO 1995. This place needs a good makeover. I have a friend, Evan, with an F. He could make this place JUST FABULOUS! Oh and we need to lose the creepy looking stalker guy in the upper left. He looks like he's staring at my crotch! Like it was a DENNY'S GRAND SLAM or something. So I was just walking down the street, coming back from the Dollar General. I seen this guy servicing his car. So I ask him, "DUDE! Do you need a hand?" And he's all like, "Naw, I got this dog! Thanks anyways!". And I'm like, "Not a problem." When I noticed something in the back seat. Which reminded me of something. So I asked him, "You got sum chickunz? Because if you do I got the watermelon AND the drink!" ATTN: McNugent Feel free to co-opt this diary since it's just re-heated left-overs anyhow. You're Welcome! I pretty much hate everybody that don't drive a pick-up truck and have a Confederate Flag in the back winder. And even some of them I ain't too happy with. Like Troy, he lives over yonder bout a block or so in the trailer park. That boy ain't right. He was bitchin bout how that drugged up Dr. House got pre-empted on Fox last week on account of the Daytona 500 getting rained out on Sunday. Well shit who's gonna complain about NASCAR? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, Dial? Going to need some serious shit up in this bitch. Some GoJo, Comet, plenty of Clorox and a bucket full of Chore Boys. A High Pressure sprayer wouldn't hurt either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lysol for feminine hygiene I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Then animals get rights and before long you have this scene "The body is over here Detective, it's not a pretty sight" "Oh my god! Look at the savagery! Obviously a poultricide. I don't think it was a random killing either, this was personal. Officer, put out an APB for the fox. I want to ask him some questions." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. try reddit.com/r/trackers/ You might be able to swing an invite there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. War on the poor, take those food stamps! We need that money to fund corporate subsides and tax cuts. Yeah, yeah she won the lottery. So make her pay back what she got. But no, this single incident will be used to paint ALL food stamp recipients including the elderly and disabled. New laws! Someone might be getting something for nothing! Lets burn their ass! Poor people deserve to suffer! It is GOD's will. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Already blew my "Gadget-I-need-like-a-hole-in-the-head"-budget on a Vita. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All you need to know about the Vita*. *to understand that second one you need to realize there is a touchpad on the bottom. Actually it is kinda cool, not like PSP. It has full controls, touchscreens front and back. and the camera. So some games integrate your environment as in you don't just kill badguys. You kill badguys that ARE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU. It has a bit of horsepower and can do some non-game shit as well. Way more fun than an iPad for sure though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man and Woeman Stay out of my wallet. Seriously. Stay the fuck out. Did you say something? No, you can't drive. You pop the pimples on my back but you're embarrassed to fart in front of me? Really? Put your own seat down. You don't hear me bitching for you to leave it up do you? Well, then LOOK before you sit down. Don't ask me if those pants make your butt look big unless you want the truth. Besides, it doesn't matter because I'm still going to fuck you anyway. Don't Fuck With My Truck Tell your mother to stay the fuck at her house. We see her twice a year already, that's plenty. All you got to know is Serve my beer COLD and my dinner HOT. I told you to stay out of my wallet right? previously posted at Crawford Free, the Bud Light version of K5. Now with New Lemon Chipolte flavor! A man's double-wide is his castle #2 - Everytime she opens her mouth it's just because she wants something like a damn pair of shoes from the payless. I bought her some damn shoes just last year! That or she don't feel like cooking. I take her out to McDonald's at least a couple times a month, what more does she want? Otherwise it is some shit about her momma or her friend in the Trailer Park, Tuwanda Jean. And if it ain't that then she's nagging me about how much beer I drink or how I went fishing with Lizard and Gary from the Texaco instead of going to work last Tuesday. I ain't gonna listen to that shit. #3 - Ain't gonna drive my truck. ESPECIALLY if I'm drunk. I drive better drunk anyways. Last time I let her drive she backed into the pole down at the Dairy Queen. #4 - Yeah them big ass boils, don't everybody? And no shit, when she goes to the shitter it would gag a maggot off the honey wagon. Personally, I think it's them Sour Cream and Onion Nacho Cheese with Jalapeno Dorito chips she eats with her 64oz Dr. Pepper but I don't know. #5 - "I even sit down to pee like a girl sometimes." Well there you go raht thar. I think I'll just start pissin on the side of the house afore I start sittin down to pee. That dog ain't gonna hunt. #6 - Yeah, I hear that. I warn her whenever I think she's starting to get fat for sure. Or when her tits start to sag. You know, it's because I care. Not like some guys. I got couth. #7 - Maybe, I know every time them women get pissed about some little thing like if they see you dancing with Tuwanda, or maybe coming out of her trailer at 4am when you're supposed to be in Dallas the first thing they want to do is slash your tires or bust a winder. I mean what did that truck ever do to you? #8 - Yeah, we don't live in the same town neither. But her mama wants to jump in the Yukon and come see her 'baby' at the drop of a hat. Then I got to find a place outside for the dogs, got to move my Harley out of the dining room, clean up all my empties and put up the bong. It's a real pain in the ass I tell you what. #9 - You seriously want me to get up out of my favorite lazy-boy with the duct-taped armrest. Move the TV tray and walk all the way to the kitchen to get me a beer when she's up in there anyhow a talking on the phone? Shee-it, I might as well just move the refridgerator into the living room. Hmmmm, now that I think about it that might not be such a bad idear. I'll have to look into it. #10 - AMEN I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From your diaries I thought you were lookin' more to rent than to own. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. butches I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. * hic * I mean bitches, yep I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Metro may be the end of Windows on the Desktop I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They should have Hypercard for iOS I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is that MeFi's own Languagehat? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. For someone who loves to write, who has such high and exacting principles, a man so loathe to errors and bugs in his code, I can't see how you could stand to post that comment. It almost literally made my eyes bleed. Almost. There is no sufficient excuse. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I love Vegas The wife and I think about moving out there all the time. My brother-in-law has a condo out there. I don't want a second house though. I don't know about living right there in Vegas. Maybe in Henderson or Boulder City even. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, all that over ten bux. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Texas has no income tax But property tax, especially what the school district sets will just about rip you a new one. Best thing to do is if you are poor or elderly in Texas is don't own anything. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That other site is kinda dead It was bouncing pretty good for awhile, then after the shock of Crawdog walking free it dried up. Noting the diary section on K5 today it may be poised for a comeback. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where no body says his name But the site still looks the same. You want to be where you can say, you ain't gotta -1 a 5k word essay. You want to go where no body says his name Oh, there is plenty of bullshit content. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did MDC ever get those posts removed from Google Groups? A man has to be a real bottom feeder to treat somebody like that. I tell you what, the inmates are running the asylum these days. FOAF worked at one of the units here since like FOREVER. Some kiddie fiddler mouthed off at him and dude told him to shut his baby-raping mouth. Chester Molester filed a complaint and dude got fired. What kind of butt-fucking justice is that? Can you tell me? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry. In the Navy we had a drink called Bug Juice basically Kool-aid. It came in two flavors. Red and Purple. Government Issue Purple Drink. So yeah, red is a flavor. Sorry I don't have citations nor have I read the requisite reading material. It is because it is. Like the tide. It goes in, it goes out, can't explain it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I love that. Don't remember where I first saw it. Each panel was posted as a separate comment in a forum. Loved it then, love it now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It beats posting about one's bowel movements and masturbation fantasies. Not implying anything about you, just saying in general. At least Del has something more to occupy his time with than some people on this site. Speaking of that, I think I located Pnarp. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. See I'ma pill poppa - so I'ma keep poppin' em Gimme 20 Xanax and I'ma start droppin' em They ain't no stoppin' him - when they in my system Mane I really miss 'em - can you help me get 'em I heard you have Clidina, on that fucking pill shed Gimme some fuckn Ec' - gimme some Percocets I need me some four bar, so I can break down Cause a nigga like me 'finna take it to funky town. Oxycontin - Xanax Bars - Percocet and Lortab Valiums - Morphine - patches - Exctacy - and it's all up for grab What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane What'cha want - what'cha need - hit me up I got you mane Go on and slip me two Xanax Bars - I'm ready to git fool 5th to Crown to wash it down, I'm downtown snapping rolls Ain't no shame up in my game - in fact I'm mentally deranged Oxycontin in my system - man I'm feeling kinda strange Watch me choke about this dope - Blueberry from Texas She wanna git up in rotation that's too bad cause I'm stressing 'Bout now its 1:30 am - 11 Percocets just entered me 15 minutes from this second - I'll be crawling on my knees Laughing at the crowd of all the clowns that be surrounding me Take another Lortab to call me down and let me see Body be relaxed - muscles be loose, and you have stopped the pain No more bitching 'bout your day and work and driving in the rain Put up wit' the fussing and discussion - I plant in your brain Hypnotize ya minds, like all the rest but I come through the veins Take a chill pill to slow me down and git back in this game Gatta be up on ya P's and Q's to even feel it mane Scarecrow, scarecrow whats that you popping? A powerful pill they call Oxycontin But it'so tiny, that it catch you dragging Haven't you heard big things come in small packages? I prefer the orange's with the black O-C Take to where you can - I move about you see Some people mellow down in a needle and shoot 'em up But I pop 'em with Seroquel like glue, I am stuck I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mike's choice is obvious AUTO-FELLATIO I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know, right. Little Princess and her Little Pony I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a long story. Let me put it this way. If it were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Depends on the cast, especially the female lead and if they treated it as a comedy, drama, or psychological thriller. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bromance in mASS Effect Twee Configuration Details relevant to Gay5. Oh HAI I decided to make Fish & Chips for supper this evening. Any tips? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I BBQ'd this weekend Full course. Brisket, sausage, chicken, all the other extras. I wanted something fairly easy tonite. Being a Texan my idea of Fish & Chips is simply deep fried fish and taters. I was just wondering though, maybe someone has a way to 'kick it up a notch' or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Malt Vinegar is easy to find now Heinz makes a Malt Vinegar along with many other flavors. For example the Red Wine. You can find them at most any grocery store with a decent selection of goods. I know it used to be hard to find though. The fish I buy are generally from Alaske. I still don't trust Gulf Coast fish. The fish I used last night were Catfish. Catfish and Fries. I added garlic to the catfish breading and I fried fresh onions along with the potatoes. I made a white country gravy with peppercorn and smothered the fries and onions in it. I didn't use malt vinegar this time although I often do. Instead, I sprinkled a Louisiana style hot sauce liberally on the fish. Side of Texas Toast and it was pretty damn good. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Philosopher Kings Ruling with Wisdom our Utopia where each man is free of Tyranny and provides to All that which he is able to provide and is provided for All that which he needs. The Whole being watched over by Machines of Loving Grace. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There is Leftist Talk Radio? Of course I live in Texas so the airwaves are dominated by conservative talk radio. Hell, even NPR gets red-shifted down here. Oh and to save you keystrokes, TDILDO$ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd be willing to swap IQ for larger breasts Big Beautiful Breasts. Can you imagine walking through a field of them barefoot? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well of course, you'd probably prefer strolling through a bed of Daniel Craig in Blue Shorts. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Reminds me of a joke about two Redneck Brothers that shared the same condom. The one brother got upset but the other one told him not to worry, he'd made sure to turn it inside out before use. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Long-legged big-breasted American Women also "There's only four things we [Americans] do better than anyone else: music, movies, microcode (software), and high speed pizza delivery" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They're not called 'inscrutable' for nothing No brink. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now this is something I don't understand "rectify the severe injustices from the past" Myself, I think we just need to collectively say, 'Let's make sure that shit don't happen again' But rectify? Who and how? I'm a white southerner, but my family didn't own slaves and we didn't benefit anymore from slaves than anyone else in the economy did north or south. Same with illegal latin americans. (that's what we mean when we say illegal alien cause we damn sure ain't talking about illegal canandians). I don't employ them and I don't think I benefit any moreso than anyone else in the economy no matter their race. See not just whitey benefits from the near slave labor of illegal immigrants. So yes, let's change the law or whatever we need to do to make sure it doesn't continue and that it doesn't happen again but no, we don't need to say 'Ok Juan Hernandez and Malcolm Leroy Washington, we're going to give you a big boost because of all those years we held your people down.' Fuck that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Any sexual behavior that is not between an adult man and his lawfully wedded female wife that is not intended strictly for procreation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are others????? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's not 'Off the Hook' His case was dismissed without prejudice so he could still be tried at a later date for the same charge. According to him he is waiting until he gets a hard-copy of the judge's decision in his hands before he starts going hog-wild. He did manage to make a threat against everyone here last night though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not exactly He asked the judge if he might expect 'retaliation' if he were to submit a number of lawsuits in the near future in particular one seeking reimbursement for his damaged macbook. The judge said no, that would be illegal. The threat to K5 was vague but something along the lines of he had already launched several ballistic super sonic telephone poles aimed at each one of our asses. I don't know exactly what that means though if it means anything. However the rage was quite evident as he referred to posters here as pedophiles and some other stuff I don't remember. The actual submission was very short but it got flushed pretty quick. Also like I said he made a comment about how he wasn't going to celebrate until A) he had a hard copy of the judge's dismissal in his possession and B ) he had his mother's $50,000 back in the bank. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. To be honest I couldn't tell you I'm as gob-smacked as anybody. Personally, I think someone must have gotten sloppy somewhere and left some kind of legal hole open. But your guess is as good as mine. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <3 Armadillo sex Relevant to my interests I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You realize you're leaking cum the whole time right? Not just at the end? Wrap it before you tap it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, that is TECHNICALLY correct (the best kind of correct) By all means don't let me stop you, Basalmic "Pappy" Vinigga. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought it was just Google+ that did that Must suck when Christian CountryBumpkin Barefield, Butterscotch Lipsnhipz, and Hatazbehatinme Hamilton, post away. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What name did you use, maybe I can fix it for ya I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was being sarcastic I figured it was Mr Fuzz Frog or something like that. It really sucks. I don't think they delete anything though really. Like EVER. I honestly didn't think anybody did this kind of thing but Google+. I don't even use my actual full name on FB. just enough that friends and family can search and know that yeah, that asshole is definitely him. But I did all that cell phone confirmation and all that too. FB ain't bad, I used to hate it, but after I turned off a lot of the crap it has become pretty useful. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, I have an extremely large extended family But they are spread from here to yonder. Even though I know them all we don't always keep in close contact maybe pre-internet it would've been greeting cards at christmas. But with FB I know who is sick, who just had a baby, who is getting married, that kind of thing. Big brother don't have to look too hard to know what I'm up to. Hell I've worked for big brother in numerous capacities so it's all good. Lawyers and creditors on the other hand. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Touch it! NO! Come on, touch it. Such pretty colors! Yes, yes, you MUST TOUCH it! But, my menues! Baby, where we're going we don't need menues, we got Tiles and Ribbons. I don't know if I like this. You'll love it! Just, TOUCH IT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now in HTML5 html5zombo.com When I hear Zombo I think Boobah! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cow, we got cow! Move to an interior room away from windows. Bend over, place lips on backside Kiss your ass goodbye. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So are they intending to Bomb African Children with these Raspberry Pis from the air like the OLPC? They were talking about it on MeFi about it being sold out already. If it is any good at all then it should be a cool toy for $35. I didn't know anything about it. It flew right under the radar because when I heard 'Raspberry Pi' I assumed it must be some new Android OS or Google shit. Congrats on your Lithuanian TV though. Maybe this replacement won't be such a bitch to fuck with, until you open it up that is . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't expect Clinton to come rescue your ass when you get arrested for being a Capitalist Running Dog Spy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's not about the problem (the sci) It's about the drama (the fi) Somebody has to die or else it's a sitcom. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Still sounds like a waste of time If I restricted myself to 30 mins--and I have been close to that a few times in the past--I would check email. Still do a lot of stuff through email. Facebook, I know it's weird but I get updates on the extended family there especially the ones that aren't close enough (relation-wise) to email. I know who was born, who died, who is sick, who is having a birthday. It doesn't take long either. In addition I don't even look at my local paper anymore because the reporters post everything to facebook. I can actually stay on top of what is going on in town better by reading facebook than I can reading the paper or watching TV. Bank and other personal business websites. Then I would have a list of shit I wanted to look up. Prices for shit, information on things people told me or things I want to research (google or wikipedia) to get an overview. I might, IF there was a minute or two left to look at one, maybe two webcomics. I wouldn't touch a blog to save my life. Not K5, not MeFi, no slashdot, not even reddit. I enjoy wasting time if I have it to waste. Not to say I have gained nothing from reading blogs. For one I have learned that not only are there people who hold quite different opinions than what I am used to but that there exist people who have radically different worldviews from my own. Seriously that can be a huge benefit when you live in Redneck country. But I could burn 30 mins on a blog easy and 10 minutes later not even be able to remember what I read. Like for instance you wanting the cliff notes version of MDC's travails. In the end it ain't going to make any difference to anybody but Mike and his immediate family. If you aren't involved in it then it's like hearing on the 6pm news about the man who was shot in Downtown last night and police are still looking for leads. A tempest in a teapot. Highly engaging if it is your teapot, otherwise not that important. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Those are both good. I like the music in the Psycho Mix better. It would be cool to have some of the CNN interview audio / video smashed up in there, like a music video but probably too much trouble to go to. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What is going on with that arm? Or is that an artifact of the teeny tiny image? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not going to tell you what to do Del But I have to ask you man, why you keep banging on this? Doesn't it get frustrating? How many people on this site have told him that the plea is a better deal than a possible felony? It doesn't even go in one ear and out the other, it doesn't even penetrate. The man has made up his mind and set his course and he is all 'Damn the Torpedoes! Full Speed Ahead!' He's done it time and again and he ain't going to change this time. The only difference is the consequences are more dire than just not getting a music player for Haiku. It has been said that Insanity is "Doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results." By that measure I would have to say that anyone on this site that continues to try and convince Mike what a 'Reasonable Person' would actually do in this situation is Insane. It's crazy, it's a waste of time and psychic energy. So if anyone wants to really help the man, send him some money for his defense and hope he doesn't give it to some homeless person. Buy him that book he's asking for, that legal book. Send him a bunch of paper, stamps and envelopes because he's probably going to need them. But keeping on about how that tape is for all intents and purposes a signed confession. Or how he needs to seek help and quit with this Great Crusade. Things that are obvious to any Reasonable Person, and expecting Mike to somehow get the clue. To realize the error of his ways and say, "Oh my god you're right, I'm so stupid I hope I can use what time I have left trying to repair the damage I have already caused". Well, I think THEY are the ones who are crazy. Yep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMxH7JLVdhc I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I totally get that. I don't believe you will succeed. I don't believe that you will accomplish much at all but continue to be the butt of jokes. On the other hand I don't understand why people on this site are trying so hard to convince you to do anything other than what you have already set out to do. I don't try to yell at the stooge when he continues to step on the rake. You may be crazy but you ain't stupid. You know how this is likely to play out. So with that in mind I'm more annoyed with all the constant bitching going on like it is going to make any damn difference to you. What I dread the most, is when you get put away in the jail or the nuthouse is all the Diary entries that will pop up about how there Ain't No Sunshine on K5 Since Crawford Been Gone. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Right, The Penis Mightier Quite a Special Treatment. Well, I'm glad for you then as it looks like you will soon be in a position to produce quite a masterpiece. Myself I prefer to do my best work comfortably at my own desk, but different strokes and all that. I do know that you respond better to being hit in the face with a shovel than being ignored. I'm getting really pissed off with the entire world-wide Mental Health Profession. Don't even get me started with the Law Enforcement Community. Just Don't. . . . If I weren't such a nice guy I could have turned that entire ICU into a Suicide Cult that would have completely covered its ceiling as well as both walls with our blood. What was left of our bodies would have been smeared all over the floor. You would have required a squeeqee and a dustpan to scoop our remains into our coffins for proper burials. . . . Do you know why Ted Kaczynski fired his entire defense team then demanded to exercise his Constitutional right to represent himself? . . . Teddy Bear is one of my homies. He and I chat via mental telephathy on a regular basis: he was concerned this might cast doubt on the credibility of The Unabomber Manifesto. Have I been able to penetrate any of your thick skulls with a clue yet? . . . . I advise my Gentle Reader to tread lightly: piss me off in the wrong kind of way, and nuclear war will instantly break out all over the entire planet of the Earth. -Michael David Crawford I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Needs more BOLD I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There is also a side-effect of voting at least on reddit. If I don't vote at all, (like for stuff I don't care about) then it hangs around because hide doesn't always stick. For instance if I hide a submission I don't care about then in a later session it may still appear on my FP. If I vote on it, either up or down then I don't see it ever again unless I do a search. I do generally downvote more than I upvote especially on links that might be ok by themselves but that don't really fit the subreddit. On the other hand I often upvote questions in some subreddits so that the poster might hopefully get better exposure and possibly a better chance at getting an answer. I question the idea that longer comment length indicates a better quality comment though. By that metric just about any post by Crawford or Blastar would be expected to be a high quality comment. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If we get sequestered can we watch HBO? what about Showtime? I'm not going to have to miss American Idol because of this crap am I? If so, that sumbitch should get the chair. When do we get paid? You know I only signed on for this for the $6. I really could use the money. I figure the guy must be guilty or else why would they have arrested him in the first place? You know where there is smoke there is fire. Why is that man being so disrespectful of the judge? He should sit down and be quiet. You know this isn't anything at all like Law & Order. These attorneys don't look anything like they do on TV. You know something else? I don't like that man's tie. I wonder how his wife would let him out of the house with that tie. Oh he doesn't have a wife? He lives with his momma? But he must be in his late 40's! Well no wonder why he's here then! No good bum just like my brother-in-law. You know that juror No 6 is pretty hot, I wonder if I might be able to get her number. I got to pee, when are they going to give us a break? I'm getting hungry too. I don't understand all this legal mumbo jumbo, let's just vote and get the hell out of here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey Thanks Yes, if we've learned anything at all about Crawford through the years it is how he is truly a man of integrity that always sees things through to the end, never prevaricating or making excuses. A truly wise man that is always open to criticism and advice. Often, after reading one of his comments or essays, I am literally struck dumb in awe and amazement. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was not aware of this (baptising gay dead mormons) Why do we have to wait until they are dead though? Why can't we make a site where we put in a name of someone living or dead, click the button and ABRACADABRA! they are gay. Boy wouldn't that be embarrassing for some people. Go to sleep straight and wake up gay. I figure it would have the same end effect as baptizing somebody, just maybe they wouldn't be as wet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Flapper Porn is hawt because No 1 it tells you that bible quoting great grandma ellen and strict great grampa milo were getting their freak on just as hard as we do today. No 2, it's god damn classy. I mean, that one picture in there, that woman isn't just getting her carpet munched by a goat. She's getting it munched by a goat like a lady. LOL, pay no attention to me, I'm completely full of shit. Nice find though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's in there http://houseofincest.tumblr.com/post/16514021649 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You will make someone a fantastic mother someday. Tell me, do you also take in stray animals? Does your vagina bleed each month? Bleeding for all the poor starving little negroids in Africa? Do you cry when they show those Sarah McLachlan shelter commercials? In the eyes of an angel . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And you did so eloquently I particularly enjoy your creative use of white space. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Get you one of them hand drills. I know you're broke, just steal one like any other addict. Now most guys will tell you to use 1/2" but I would use a 5/8. Take a hammer and a small nail and make you a pilot hole first. Then drill straight into your skull and apply the drug directly to your brain! I understand that there are no pain receptors in your brain so it wouldn't even hurt (much). Just a bit of a sting. You're used to that right? Anyways, you talk about a RUSH. You may want to make two or three holes so you can distribute the drug around for maximum effectiveness. I think the best place to begin is right there in your forehead just above your eyebrows. Let us know how it works out. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The defense rests I read through your submission there and it reminds me of those guys that try to convince themselves and others that they really, legally, are not required to pay income tax. Unfortunately, a jury is not a computer. One can read the syntax, get the parenthesis just right, make sure that the structural logic is sound and watertight. Even then what often happens is the jury listens to that tape and the well-paid prosecutor says some things and the over-worked and client-harassed court appointed says some things and that jury goes back and delivers the verdict expected of them by the prosecutor. That's the way I see it as a reasonable person. That's the way I see it as a citizen that has had a minor brush or two with our legal system. I'm sorry, I think you're a guy no worse than any other average kuron and we all make mistakes. Sometimes we go a little too far and we have to face the consequences. Nothing to be ashamed about, it happens. In fact it takes a big man to take responsibility for his own actions and not make excuses or blame his fate on everything and everyone but himself. But don't think I'm shitting on you either. I honestly wish you the best of luck. Myself, I think I would have tried to plea but that isn't any of my business. I understand why you feel that is not an option. Too many people try to tell you what to do and what not to do but I recognize that you are a grown man and quite capable of taking care of your own affairs. I hope that things work out in your best interest. You may surprise us all and walk out of there completely exonerated. I can tell you one thing though. No matter what happens. There are going to be a number of people in Clark County as well as folks located across the globe who will not soon forget the name Michael David Crawford. I wish you all the best. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Was his hair still spiky though? You realize that kid only heard, "Your Mom and Dad had some really expensive and awesome motorcycles that we loved more than anything in the world but we had to sell them BECAUSE OF YOU!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's one thing to lie about your heroism Quite another to say you were awarded a Congressional Medal of Honor. I'm just saying, not trying to give you any shit in particular. It's a lot like the difference between somebody saying they drive at a professional level on their daily commute and someone claiming they won the Indy 500. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, I looked up the act itself Which I admit I hadn't heard of before now. Anyway, I have to say I don't have a problem with it. 6 mos if you lie about getting any medal. 1 year if you lie about getting the Medal of Honor. I don't know if you have ever served. If not then you might be inclined to think hey it's just a decoration, no big deal. Now I don't want people to go to prison either. But I would hope that there being a penalty would prevent low-life parasites from claiming to have received a medal they didn't earn in the first place. The very same I think that shitheads that wear uniforms they have no right to wear should be punished when they do. I'm not talking 25-life but at least a hefty fine is in order. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm pretty sure that by now the attorney is trying to get Crawford institutionalized. Mike has a way of making friends and influencing people that way. Actually I think that bit is just Crotchford's prediction. I do believe that Mike currently intends to get his attorney disbarred for not following his instructions and filing some kind of legal malpractice suit against him because Mr Cain refused to read "Every Engineer's Solemn Duty". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bam-arama-Ching Chong Wuflung Dung When I'm toasted and about town I sometimes hear the talk of young Asians, (Taiwanese) that go to university here. I wonder at the sing-song quality of their speech. It sounds both familiar and somewhat alien. 'Do Na yan wan ho chi cho ming hai' or something similar. Not like the Spainish that I have heard since I was a young 'un and understand to some extent. Then I get to thinking what the speech of Rednecks sound like to them. Not the actual words but the sound of it. "Dedja Getcho kawfee thaz maw nin hah" "E yea up Ah shordid ahn ah doh nut tew" "Ah doh nut whaz et gahlazzed" "Naw et hadda raz burry fill un" I wonder if it sounds as alien to them and is it sing-songy or more like bears having sex. Talk quietly amongst yourselves. I agree about the vowels, also back when I had bad antenna TV (no cable) some channels would be garbled up and I noticed that we make a lot of S sounds. So it would come out Ssss grogna crissss fussssss taga sssseronly. Truly, truly weird. My mind fixates on the silliest shit when I get a buzz going. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fool me once, shame on uh, Shame on you Fool me uh, what's the third one there? Let's see. Okay. Commerce, Education, and the . . . and, let's see. I can't. The third one, I can't. Sorry, uh you can't get fooled again. Oops I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am a reasonable person I find it quite reasonable for Cpl Zimmerman to be in fear of his life. You have a history of mental illness for one. For two you have intimated several times on this website that when you go fully manic it takes several officers to hold you down. You even said something about you were tased the other day and shrugged it off. Yeah, I think he has every reason to be scared of you. Sorry, man I don't want to see you in jail but that is the truth right there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck John Galt and the Ayn he Rand in On I keep hearing about this woman named Ayn Rand and some kind of "Object-to-ism" shit. As in "I object to this and I damn sure object to that unless it makes me some money in which case I find it only mildly distasteful". I generally ignore this kind of shit but it seems some folks take this shit seriously enough to try and incorporate it into policy. Can you imagine anything more idiotic? It would be like some folk establishing a religion based on the writings of a science-fiction author! If this kind of crap continues I worry for the sake of my grandchildren. Will they have to choose between the Potterites and the Sparkletarians? I kinda liked Battlefield: Earth No, no I didn't. I did try to like it. But still, John Travolta with dreadlocks and a codpiece was pretty bitchen. I would've loved to see him wear that outfit in Urban Cowboy. The mechanical bull scene alone would've been discussed for centuries. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What chapter was the space battle? I think I remember some technology from an advanced but long extinct alien race that they scavenged from an ancient spacecraft but that was about it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You sound Jewish and fat. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We are 12 years now into the 'new' Millenium Using the term 'FAGGOT' as a pejorative these days has as much affect as using a term such as: 'Scalawag', 'Philistine', or 'Nancy-boy'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But if we don't put them in Institutions How will we create our very own Ender Wiggin? Who then will we have to Speak for the Dead? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah but it would be a major PR Problem to send Seal Team 6 into the Vatican. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only one cure Kill Yourself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. May not be the worst thing, (objectively) but the thing for which I felt the most guilt and regret ever was when I was a little kid. See I pulled a stunt that wasn't particularly bad in itself just something that scared the PISS out of everybody. They didn't know who done it just that it was one of us boys. I blamed it on my brother and he got his ass whipped BAD and didn't have a clue why, (he was actually sound asleep at the time.) I never forgot about it and I finally apologized to him like 30 years later. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What, the stunt? That wern't nothin, I don't feel bad about that, it was blaming my brother and him getting punished for it that I felt bad about. The stunt was slipping out of bed, taking the family car out of gear and letting it roll backwards down the hill and into the creek. Big old blue '58 Pontiac. It took it a minute to get rolling good but once it got started . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know, I just don't get it. I understand that MDC is a member of this kommunity and it is difficult to stand by and watch someone that you have a tenuous connection to seemingly self-destruct before your eyes. And if he was younger and didn't really know better then yeah, I think perhaps I would be a bit more invested. BUT, this man is nearly half a century old. Also, although he suffers from mental illness he has proven that he isn't so out of it that he doesn't know what he is doing. Nor is he unaware of the consequences. He has also proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that no one else really matters to him. Not his (ex)wife, his girlfriend(s), his friends, his business associates, even his own mother! The man is a sociopath. You can't fix it. It was broken long before K5. I don't do everything that is always in my best interest. In the past I have periodically indulged in self-destructive behavior. I would be, and I think most here would also be, absolutely pissed if someone were to interfere with that because they didn't think I was being "sensible" or whatever. If he wants to represent himself, or sue the State of Washington, or even stand on the courthouse steps dressed in nothing but a Che Guevera beret waving the Stars & Stripes while furiously masturbating and quoting Karl Marx then I say, "More Power to you Mike!" I'm sorry, I just don't feel like I have any responsibility towards this man. We have all at one time or another tried to convince him of the error of his ways and he just blows us off time and again. So Fuck It. If it bothers you flag the shit and move on. If you feel really bad, go down to the pound and rescue a stray, name it after Crawford. Make a donation to your local MHMR center. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What do you expect him to do? Fly a plane into Lazara's office? I don't think he can fly yet. Although, I'm sure he could get some books from the library. Create a tasty Ice Cream dessert with any flavor of Koolaid except Lemon? He wouldn't be able to get out of the automatic sliding doors. Whup up on his momma? Hell, I bet she could take him out with a decent broom. Whup up on Cpl Zimmerman? Let me get my popcorn. I'm afraid the only person Mike is absolutely capable of abusing is himself. Repeatedly. With Lube. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Her fault. She had the opportunity to abort him. Let this be a lesson to all you bitches. Carry around a fucking kid for nine months. Go through the agony of child birth. Suffer from weight gain, stretch marks, your poor twat getting stretched and torn. Let the bastard suckle on your tits, stretching them out. Clean up his shit, his puke, his piss. Feed him, dress him, give him a safe place to sleep. Send him to school, raise him up for eighteen mother-fucking soul-sucking years. Make every goddamn sacrifice. All for what? So you can post his god damn $50,000 bail and have him beat on you, yell at you and try to get you committed. Pro CHOICE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A douchebag? NEVER! I would not be surprised at all to learn that you know 'The Most Interesting Man in the World' personally and the two of you often exchange tips on the finer points of trouser wear. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The fact that it is everything BUT Crawford kinda makes it all about Crawford. He'll be the elephant in the room, that which remains unmentioned. Gives him more power than here even. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Good luck I would probably still post and read here because of sheer inertia. Thing is it ain't like a real place. I can enjoy K5, reddit, FB, 4chan, Fark, slashdot, mefi, ars, and a host of others. I can add another to the list without troubles. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sunday, FEB 19 Dear Diary, Sunday began on Saturday night. I got a call from Dad and he was anxious to get out of the house. It's been raining like a SOB so he has been stuck in the house with the dogs. He wanted to see if we wanted to go to breakfast in town. Sounded like a good idea to me. I had the cold early this week and actually ran a decent fever. Thought it was just sinus trouble but I ended up getting truly sick for the first time in a good while. I still wasn't feeling 100% but a fuckton better than previous. I don't generally go to the Dr anymore being convinced it is in their best interest to not actually treat anything, just write an Rx for the symptoms. I can do that myself, plenty of Nyquil, Vick's VapoRub, and Chicken Noodle Soup. Plenty of liquid and lots of Netflix + Bedrest. Got up Sunday and it was fairly decent, a little cloudy. I think we'd had 2" Saturday. We went to the Texan. I had my usual, two over easy, taters and bacon, toast & coffee. It was very good fixed just like I like it. After breakfast we went down to the Walgreens and got some cough drops and headed out to the woods. Dad don't have any Internet out there and no sense in even doing any tethering either. He's so damn deep in the forest it's just a white splotch on the coverage maps. I've seen some folks able to get signal out there standing in the road. Maybe a bar or two. I don't get signal until I cross the railroad track headed back to town. He got that good satellite TV though and we usually watch a game if it's on or I might bring a DVD or two. This weekend I didn't think about it and the pickings were mighty slim. It was chilly enough in the old house Dad had started a fire in the pot-bellied stove. Bear he likes to crawl under it and keep warm. We ate a bit of lunch and then came on home. One of the neighbors came by, asked me if I'd run them to the church. Said her daughter was going to take 'em but she was running late or something. So I run 'em up there. Came back and I piddled around a bit, it had turned into a really pretty day even though it was still wet as hell. Late afternoon I decided to take a short nap. Watched a couple of movies, "Snow White" with Sigourney Weaver. "Kiss of Death" with Caruso and Cage. They was alrite, passed the time anyhow. I had finished that Alastair Reynolds "Revelation Space" series last week and hadn't started on anything new. Well that ain't quite the truth, I did pick up an Elizabeth Moon book but I finished it up pretty quick. I'm a sucker for that Space Opera shit. Had a damn nice dream this morning. I was flying a cardboard box. No shit, I had an aircraft made out of like some kind of refrigerator carton. It had a barometer and a compass duck-taped in the 'cockpit'. The flight controls were short lengths of PVC pipe. I don't know what provided the thrust. Dream-dust I reckon. I could damn near hover before it stalled and I could get it up to I'd guess about 150' AGL. I was like that damn pig in the Geico commercial, 'Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Wee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!' Naw it is Monday. I was writing about yesterday Well, it is Monday night AS I TYPE THIS. It was Monday Morning when I wrote it. We're GMT -6:00. I like when I take a weird or truly epic shit, but otherwise being ill makes me cranky like an old bear and I hate everything. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not me or my hog but That's what we got running around plus a lot of other shit. It's still pretty primitive around here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, I didn't know that. I am glad I have no daughters. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm of the mind that the problem will be taken care of sooner or later. I can think of some in the recent past that were way more annoying and more difficult to skip over. And in a way it is something that we, as a community have in some measure helped to create so it seems fitting that we have to deal with it. I have this idea that it won't be long and he'll be bugging rusty for contact details for all kurons in an effort to either name the lot of us as defendants in some wild-ass lawsuit or to try to get us all involuntarily committed for our 'obvious' mental illness. Rationality has long since left the building. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is a modified Voight-Kampff Unfortunately, you have just failed. Please report to the Replicant Retirement facility immediately. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. black on either side-top and bottom-or all around? Check if there is a setting for 'scaling' in the ATI Catalyst Control Center->Desktop & Displays. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IANAL but since you are moderator wouldn't YOU be named in any lawsuit? I mean it is down to your negligence in the first place correct? Oh that's right, you're indigent and therefore judgement proof. What a total fuckstain you have turned out to be. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "attorney I'll be setting you up with" Who would that be, your Cousin Vinny or maybe the Lincoln Lawyer? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AVI? You mean DVI maybe? Old PC = VGA right? I think your best bet is take the TV back and get your money back and go back later when you are feeling better and buy something that will work with what you have. Unless this is just a good excuse for you to get a new mac mini. I wouldn't recommend trying to DIY because if you can't be arsed to "pay attention to details" or even know what the connections are called you'll probably fuck it up like that guy I read about who cut his video card down so it would 'fit in the slot'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The DVI is digital so you might get a decent picture with a DVI to HDMI adapter. The problem is getting audio. Depends on the TV, maybe this can help. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5PSB2w98U I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm thinking too you could hook up DVI to HDMI and then run the audio into a stereo or satellite speakers. Not optimal because you can't change the vol with remote that way but you could watch TV. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DAMN, NOW YOU TELL ME! I always progressed from 4 to 1. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We like our women like we like our burgers. Big, Fat and trying to kill us. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No Conway's Life for AS400 nor Ogg Music Player! And that guy calls himself a programmer! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Crawford has evolved on K5 The way I remember it, (and I may be off or even wrong, it was awhile back and I wasn't paying close attention). Crawford was not well liked when he first appeared because he made no bones about the fact that the ONLY reason he was posting here was because of the google "juice". He presented himself as an SEO and linked back to his site in his sig kinda like ol' Pnarp. Thing was he actually contributed some pretty decent, non-crazy content. These were the Bonita years. Localroger was our big 'Net Celebrity'. After a bit he began to become more personal and let us peek into his life a bit more. He held himself up as a man who had overcome great odds and adversity, constantly fighting the prejudice of people who would hold him back strictly because he suffered from mental illness. Personally, I believe that it was about this time that K5 became 'Gay 4 Crawford'. Reason I say that is because people had started to engage him on some of his claims and as you all know now he would brook no compromise. He already knew the 'right' way. There began some critical commentary and many white knights began to spring to his defense. Now at some point he pissed off an admin with one of his submissions. Said something about his dick size I believe. The admin struck him with a mighty banhammer but before Mike was even aware he had been banned the outcry from the Kommunity was able to convince rusty to fully reinstate his account. I believe that and the ensuing debacle with Enigma and subsequent divorce from Bonita lead him to become the Megalomaniacal K5 Diety. There began the tortured tour of Hell with the constantly shape-shifting Virgil, the acres of text proclaiming his intention to pay off each and every debt that he has ever incurred throughout his life. His intention to play at Carnegie Hall, to educate the young brown people of the third world in the Art of Programming, the Feynmen diaries. All culminating in that CNN interview, and the outing of Those that shall remain nameless resulting in his account anonymization by rusty and Crawford's subsequent Rebirth in the form of Zombie Jesus Christ. I may have the timeline off a bit but I think that is 'close enough' to how it worked out. I trust that if I am in error it will be soon set to right. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO What his he supposed to do? Submit an article to the queue, "Fuck Amanda Knox"? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think I first saw Special Treatment in the Crawdocs. No secret, It is "The Penis Mightier than a Sword" Blastar has been posting image macros on his subreddit. The Word Count is Too Damn High! Willy Wonka responds to Crawford asking Kuro5hin for legal advice Mike Crawford posts another 50,000 word wall of text on Kuro5hin, makes a woman sad Mike Crawford representing himself as a lawyer in court. Captain Picard responds! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. According to Snopes There is no correlation between holidays, birthdays, etc and suicides. However, suicides are more common early in the week rather than on weekends. A study done by the NCHS shows that suicides tend to dip on holidays. What was interesting is that suicides rose on New Years Day. "Some researchers believe the jump occurs because New Years Day is the end of the holiday season, and people get depressed at the prospect of returning to work and everyday life." From Suicide.org: On average, one suicide occurs every 17 minutes. Suicide is the second leading cause of death among college students. More males die from suicide than females. More females attempt suicide than males. California, Texas, and Florida lead the U.S. in suicides. (Suicide.org didn't have data on holidays, just sex age and geographic) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Have no idea . . . uh, are you planning something special for your family? I can understand how hard it is to time things just right. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mine also but my tooth is hurting from possible sinus infection. I treat the sinus and the tooth quits hurting. I never tried crack. Don't reckon I'll start just for a toothache. They use to sell shit OTC that would take care of it but you can't get anything worth a shit anymore because of them meth heads. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just want to know when are you going to get locked up? You just ain't got no cred around K5 until you done some time. You either gotta be sent to the loony bin, the Gaol, or the Big House. Somewhere I read that you have loads of malware you infect people with that visit pnarp.com. Is that true? I think it was on reddit or FB. People were bitching that your site had all kinds of backdoor trojans and iffy j-script and all that. When they wrote you about it you were all like Friddly-umpty-do or some shit. So do you like anally rape your site visitors or what? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Flickr, they said they blocked your site because pnarp.com is "linked to malware". I can't find it (the malware) because I swore long ago to never ever not ever never never click on a link to pnarp.com. While I most certainly acknowledge you as a fellow kuron and a contributing member of this website I still think you're a low-down dirty spammer. No offense. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More like rectal-linear I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He should turn himself in- to the Fucking HULK. Because then you know, he's standing there all calm and shit while the prosecutor is screaming and pointing his finger at him. And MDC looks up at the judge and says, real nice and all, "Please don't make me angry, you don't want to see me when I'm angry." But then you know the cops are all 'You Can't Talk To the Judge That Way!' and they whip out their tasers and start tasing the shit out of him while yelling "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!" Then Crawford's eyes turn all green as his muscles bulge through his outfit and he goes, "CRAWSMASH!" After which he'll flee town, scared that publicity over the Hulk's rampages will eventually bring unwanted scrutiny of him from the local authorities. The last we'll see of MDC will be him hitch-hiking down some outbound highway with a strikingly haunting and sad piano solo playing. And Mike can begin the quest of a man desperate to one day find the cure that will bring him peace, an end to his endless running, and the ability to reclaim a normal life. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Whatever you say Lou. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. You know what is weird? When I remember that show I keep think Dr Banner had a motorcycle. But that was Bronson. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That would look something like this then. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But can you keep it up even under onslaught by Stormfront.org? See because MDC needs his shit locked down tighter than an alter boy's asshole at a Catholic Nambla convention. See, I'm not talking finger-tight. I'm talking twist the fucking nuts off tight. I mean you don't hang a heavy bag with toggle bolts right onto the dry wall. You'd lag it into a ceiling joist. You drill a pilot hole, and, you know, I use half-inch, but some guys use 5/8. Anyway you know that OS/2, a good fart would take that thing down. It takes time to get it right. It's not like Rome was built in a day. They had to study up on some shit, get permits, you know how it is. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If they get THE SPECIAL TREATMENT I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where you been under a rock? I'm the goddamn Batman! http://s1.bild.me/bilder/060112/8465580batmanmike1.jpg via http://www.reddit.com/r/michaeldavidcrawford/ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aye-firmative I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think he is under the impression that doing so is illegal or something like that. I don't really know either way. Claims he doesn't read k5 anymore though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, MDC says the harrassment was done on the 1st and the letter from the cop says Dec 31st. But Crawford says "I was actually arrested around eleven the morning of Friday the thirteenth at the Salmon Creek Park and Ride just off the junction of Interstates 5 and 205 just north of Vancouver" On page 8 of the Crawdoc it says date and time of arrest: 1-13-12. Location is redacted. Sounds like there is no discrepancy. Looks like the officers blew off the harassment until MDC made an issue of his Civil Disobedience and only then decided to whack him with the Felony hammer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Crawford will defend himself You should request to be his co-council, y'all would make quite the team. Kinda like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Or Bonnie and Clyde, maybe even Thelma & Louise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree I have a load of vinyl albums and 45 singles from the 50's through the 80's passed down from my parents. I also have a wind-up Victrola and some 78 rpm albums in jackets. I currently 'own' (the license) to a shitload of music but I can't pass it on to my grandkids and if I did I don't think it would have the same effect on them holding an mp3 player as it does to me handling these old record albums and playing them. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It would've been a laughing and crying moment She would've laughed when you whipped out your dick and you would have cried when she whipped out hers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck these dudes man Every time they tell you what to do and what not to do. Did any of them post your bail? Any of them willing to hire you a decent attorney? Hell no. Fucking LAWYERS fuck. You are absolutely right, only mother fuckers that ever win at that game are fucking lawyers. They act like they are all doing what is in the best interest of their client then they go off together like the good buddies they are and snort coke and play golf and get drunk on the money they weaseled out of you and laugh at what a rube everybody is. You have a constitutional right to defend yourself and like if you watch stuff like 'My Cousin Vinny' and stuff like that you'll do JUST FINE. Screw the naysayers! More links you might find helpful: http://www.lawcollective.org/article.php?id=72 http://cjonline.com/news/2011-07-26/murder-defendant-represent-himself http://insiderealestate.heraldtribune.com/2011/11/08/bobka-gives-up-on-trying-to -defend-himself/ http://www.ocala.com/article/20111212/ARTICLES/111219933 http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2011/11/lawyer-stabbing-defendant-must.html http://www2.tbo.com/news/south-tampa/2011/jan/10/rape-defendant-to-represent-him self-at-trial-ar-16317/ http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/brevard-murder-defendant-representing-himsel f-appe/nFTC3/ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You didn't read ANY of the links did you? It ain't our right to tell Mike what to do. He is a grown adult that has made it this far and neither you nor I is going to change his attitude in the slightest. How DO YOU know what is RIGHT and what is WRONG? If it was up to you lot the man would be sitting in a rocking chair at the old nuts home, drooling into his porridge and waiting for finger-painting class. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't have to sign anything you don't want to sign. They may try to trick you or coerce you but you still don't have to sign shit. I wouldn't sign anything either unless I not only read it but understood it. On the other hand the cops and the LAWYERS will fuck you over if given any chance whatsoever. I don't believe that individually they are all evil but that the system is such that it brings out the very worse in many. The Supreme Court isn't required to hear a case. They get to pick and choose and there has to be a compelling reason for them to pick your case. The ACLU is pretty good though. I wouldn't wait around though too long. You need to file the complaint or whatever as soon as you can, don't put that shit off because, well, it's just better for a number of reasons to get it in motion as soon as you can after the incident occurs rather than putting it off for a more 'convenient' time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've seen this several times on reddit and what freaks me the most is HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET THAT CRUCIFIX INSIDE IT'S CHEST? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You could always get your self a beer. Go sit on the porch and yell at the kids to get off your lawn. Yep. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My thoughts exactly as I was being lowered into the cannon, 'you know this seemed a LOT more awesome from the ground but now that I'm here it's not all it's cracked up to be.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You mean like Kuro5hin: technology and culture from the trenches Sick Bastards or Kuro5hin: Slipping on a bucket of mayonnaise and stabbing ourselves in the heart. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He should've asked somebody to 'Hold the Mayo' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your Computer Construct has gone rogue and threatened an Officer of the LAW! Fix your software, you have to! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But if it saves me 15% or more on car insurance LOL. Actually I don't care so much about the Insurance company. I worry about the government getting this data to hand out tickets, tax you by the mile, send somebody around to ask you why you go into a certain neighborhood once a week or so. LAWYERS get this data to show that yeah your vehicle was parked in front of Ms. Jessica 'Candypants' Smith from 10pm to Midnight. Shit like this is just like any TECH though. Just like Fire. It has the potential for good; lower rates, fewer accidents maybe (because people pay more attention to how they are driving). And the potential for EVIL. Problem is that it generally costs to be good while being EVIL tends to fill the coffers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's still going to be a probability game. Those who are more of a risk are going to pay higher premiums. Those who are less of a risk will pay lower premiums. For instance you can still get flood insurance in New Orleans and you can purchase earthquake insurance in San Francisco. It's going to cost you but you can get it even though the risk of flood or earthquake is pretty certain if you live in those areas. In the meantime I feel like society benefits because there is going to be an incentive (lower premiums) to build in a way that mitigates the risk. Same with the Tom Tom device. There will be a real incentive to drive safer for those with the devices than those without. For health insurance their will be an incentive for people to maybe pay more attention to their weight, stop smoking, etc. Now for individual liberty that sounds like the stuff of nightmares perhaps but over all it makes things a bit better for everyone. Like seatbelts and airbags. I understand that some classes of people might be underserved or maybe not served at all and that is when we have to have legislation kick in. However, if we as a society don't feel that it is ours or our governments responsibility then that is a human problem and not a technological one. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's Complicated, The Kids are Alright, The Bounty Hunter, Shallow Hal, 50 First Dates, My Best Friend's Wedding, Boat Trip, There's Something About Mary. Boat Trip is about Two Guys on a Gay Cruise so it is K5 approved. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I had a strange dream this morning about zombies I was in a group of about 20 people and we were making our way on foot through Houston towards Galveston. I was kitted up with a shotgun, a .45, and some weird looking submachine gun. I was wearing a catcher's helmet and chest protector and carrying a duffle bag with ammo, some food, and change of clothes. For some weird reason I was drinking Dr. Pepper like it was a health potion. IRL I'm a pretty good shot but in my dream I kept missing my target and had to fire like three to five rounds before I would hit anything. The landscape was all blasted up like in Fallout but I don't know what happened or why there were zombies in the first place. I don't even know why we were set on getting to Galveston except we had some military officer in the group and he said we had to get down there. I imagined that maybe there was a sub or something. We were crawling around in tunnels and sewers, anyway to stay off the main streets. We had made it nearly to Texas City and had started moving east when my cell went off and woke me up. Strange. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't condone it but I tell you what d/t has been reaching blastar levels of annoying and a crapflood by any other name is still a crapflood. There have been several people here that have actually tried to seriously engage d/t on his 'deficits don't matter', 'basic income', etc. etc. but he still just keeps throwing out one-liners. I have even begun to suspect that some of his posts aren't really his own but are his ruby-powered intelligent agents. I think this because they often have little in relation to what the posted diary, comment, or story is about. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you for this fine example. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tracking the Internet Troll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kFNYuteAjA Panorama's Declan Lawn reports on the dangers of cyberbullying and meets pop singer Cher Lloyd, who has experienced racist attacks and physical threats on social networking sites. He also tracks and confronts a man known to troll the internet and post offensive comments on tribute pages on social networking sites. Panorama: Hunting the Internet Bullies Will YOU be next? Someone who wwebsites as on the internet and according to BBC makes racist and derogatory remarks such as 'rot in piss you filthy nigger'. But this dude can now backtrace them and consequences will never be the same. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You better tell your fiance to be damn good to you Looks like he's got competition. Tell him, 'Buster, you step over the line and I got 'em lined up around the block.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Clint Eastwood a domestic terrorist?!!! Academy award-winning actor Clint Eastwood told The Daily Caller that the Republican presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul of Texas is "as good as anybody else" in the race but that he will decide on a candidate in another month or two after "listening to all that crap on television." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Still not as lulzy as a RenFaire Wedding. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe they'll get accounts, fresh blood Plus I bet a few Feds would really know how to troll. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They don't want you They just want DAT ASS! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't be messin' with the 'do man. Do you realize how much mousse and teasing it took to get this mullet just right? I din't think so. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh I know but in the 80's guys and girls had that big hair frizzed look. Or the dripping wet looking curls. OMG You reminded me of the time, I came back off a 6mo cruise and my wife and mother-in-law had gotten a "perm". basically it was a big frilly afro like this. They're standing on the pier waiting for me. Now my in-law it kinda looked okay on her since she has like blue-black hair. But my wife is a red-head so it looked like this. I tried, really I tried but I couldn't stop freakin cracking up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Links don't fire people Ignorant Mother Goat Fuckers fire people. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Blowing Smoke Up Your Ass I had heard this expression before and thought it merely humorous. I didn't realize that it is based on actual medical practice. (via reddit) I still was a bit this is too crazy to be real so I researched (googled) this "Dutch Method and once again discovered that truth is often stranger than fiction. "...earliest documented cases of resuscitation by rectally applied tobacco smoke, from 1746, when a seemingly drowned woman was treated. On the advice of a passing sailor, the woman's husband inserted the stem of the sailor's pipe into her rectum, covered the bowl with a piece of perforated paper, and "blew hard"." Hey Dr. Suggs, you got one of them pipes in your old kit bag? Discuss, poke fun, or call me TDILDO as you may. Confusion of ideas You ever listen to talk radio? Rush, Hannity, Beck, et al. They're constantly preaching how 'white, straight, Christian social conservative with well-to-do parents' are constantly under attack on all sides. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ok, Kill Yourself Problem solved, your welcome. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He failed in his Solemn Duty "Because an engineer named Roger Boisjoly didn't trust his conscience, seven brave and innocent people died." - Michael David Crawford I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aww it ain't really THAT bad I mean if you were like eight or nine you'd think it was AWESOME! It's got a freaking ROBOT and shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have some suggestions This chair could come in handy when someone snapped at the office. Another chair that is great for taking care of business. And a chair that makes the statement, "I love my fucking job and my job loves fucking me." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Almost as bad as an obsessive desire to use the Earth as a big Duracell huh? Hey, how did that work out for you btw? Did Mythbusters ever take you up on that? What ever happened to that iPod you were going to give away or was that a figmentation of my hallucination? Are the local undercovers still keeping an eye on you? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry to hear that, I hope things are better for you now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All things bright and beautiful, All creatures great and small, All things wise and wonderful, The Lord God made them all. The rich man in his castle, The poor man at his gate, God made them high and lowly, And ordered their estate. He gave us eyes to see them, And lips that we might tell, How great is God Almighty, Who has made all things well. - All Things Bright and Beautiful Peace in the valley Peace in the sea Peace to all the little children and me And peace, peace peace Peace on you! - Charlie Rich I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While certainly allowed it is customary to post the password in a Diary prior to fucking off to HUSI. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry Hedrick, I rectum that is a Southern Sky But he's a gonna bring you home alright, I tell you what. "Jamie Hedrick: Is that the Eastern sky. It won't be long. Jesus is coming to bring us home." "Janette Walton I love the picture. It brought comfort to me. I do believe in a higher power. Everyone has the right to the way they feel." You ain't alone Janette, it has brought comfort to many. "Linda Cox: that is awesome lookin......................." Yes it is Linda. "Jersey BaddAss Playin'nogames: Yo i seen something like this in real life" I bet you have Jersey. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's that? Chicken? Something like that. Tastes the same anyway. Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? I won't argue with you anymore! Open the doors! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Go be nice to them then tell them to get in the car, that everybody is going to the park but really you go to the vet instead. Well, that's what we did with Mr. Shumbly. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Linky? Seriously, Just read the FP. Look over the Diary section for the last couple of days. It's all WELL documented. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kuality Kontent +1FP I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Quite right! How much better off would t/d be today if he had been given a basic grade, with challenges and a free desk! This article proves what Ronald Reagan always said, "Mommy?", I mean, "GRADES DON'T MATTER!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The more I think about it the more right I think this guy is. I am especially there with the bicycle analogy. My good friend Billy Joe Bob always had a hankerin' to have a Ph.d so what folks could call him Dr. Billy Joe Bob. Now see, he could have just kept trying and trying until eventually, you know, one day, sometime in the far future after his parents had been financially devastated and he himself was struggling under a debt load that would make the Greek government blush and his future children sold into indentured servitude he could get his bachelor's degree. Then he could start working on that there Mastering degree and so on. Unfortunately, poor Billy Joe Bob got hisself stuck in one of them 'weeder' schools what paid too much attention to things like test scores and grades. Of course they failed his ass and he had to go get a job at Willy's Texaco. Poor guy, if there were anyone I think would benefit from a basic income and challenges where he could use his intellect to really innovate--like that honda civic he modified into a ridin' mower--it would have to be good ol' Billy Joe Bob. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know. right my debt is SO distracting, I'm like, 'Let's see I need to . . . oh look at that pretty pretty debt, so shiny and sparkling, it's like a double rainbow! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What makes you believe can you imprison ppl? IN SOVIET RUSSIA, INDIVIDUAL GOVT YOU! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IN USA, POLICE FUCK YOU! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. New Reality Show A story that you submitted titled "New Reality Show" on kuro5hin.org has been declined by the voters. It may still be viewed by you at the following URL, where any posted comments may give you insight as to why the score dropped. If you'd like, you may make any needed changes and resubmit your story. Thanks for using kuro5hin.org! Coming soon to a basic cable channel near you! HOARDERS: The Sandbox Videogame Edition Each 60-minute episode of Hoarders: The Sandbox Videogame Edition, is a fascinating look inside the lives of two different people whose inability to part with the clutter they pick up in game is so out of control that they are on the verge of a personal crisis. In the pilot episode: Hugh Horsecock trolls for stuff in the alleyways and dumpsters of New Vegas, and his hoarded home sits in the blasted remnants of a million-dollar neighborhood where the irradiated neighbors look on in disgust. ... Grollzak lives in a house filled with armor, swords, hundreds of thousands of pieces of cutlery lifted from the homes of Skyrim, and raw meat, but he doesn't seem to notice. It's gotten so bad that Grollzak has end-stage COPD, probably caused by all the filth. The authorities say both houses must be cleaned--and now--or everyone will be put out on the street! Check your local television listings for dates and times! Mal is always right and if you don't believe me then stand over here by this engine nacelle. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe, I just know Mal can put it to good use during negotiations. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The hippest trip in America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MRgO2XcZl4 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not guilty by reason of insanity obviously IANAL In fact, FUCK LAWYERS, God-Damn Lawyers, I wouldn't piss on one if it was on fire. I wouldn't let one lick the sweat off my balls if it was dying of thirst. I'd say go suck somebody else's blood you . . . uh, oh excuse me I got carried away for a second there. Anyways, you only have to LOOK at that letter--don't have to read a word just lay it out on a table--and realize that was written by a 45 yr old white man and know that said man was working several cards short of a full deck. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah, ask them Cajuns about Nutria or anybody about fucking Kudzu. It's really fucked up. I wish they would devote all the War on Drugs money and personnel towards a War on Invasive Species. It might actually do some fucking GOOD. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Coons, Possums, Rabbits So pretty much a good chunk of redneck livestock. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I googled John Kerry but all the links showed pictures of Mitt Romney. I'm confused. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think the error is that your posts have not been doing well lately. Try /r/SoNiceWeRepostedTwice instead, they're more forgiving. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seriously this may be relevant http://www.reddit.com/comments/n8xqk/youve_submitted_several_links_recently_that / I don't really know. I only read reddit for the articles. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This should not be necessary I should never had to got to this point to get someone to respond, not just investigate, but respond to my repeated reports over twenty years that have gone unreported to the appropriate agencies. It is the law that such reports be passed on to appropriate agencies concerning these reports and they are not being reported by the various hospitals, clinics, doctors, and case managers I have reported this to for over twenty year. The law does not state that organizations are only required to pass on the cases they believe are true. It states by LAW it is required to pass on ALL reports. THEY WILL NOT REPSOND in any form at all now. They refused to investigate 2 years ago. They did not investigate because two weeks after I spent an hour on the phone with them, and my Case Manager followed up, the di not investigate because they insufficient information. This is not slander on my part, or harassment. I am not trying to sue anyone. I want NOTHING in this the protection of my nephews and other adults who as children were hurt by these people. If they investigated and found nothing to support my claims that is one thing. But they are not and haven't fro twenty years. And MR HAT has not responded about their President Elects involvement in this. Only the Police came to my door and told me to stop. This is not right. I am losing connection every ten minutes from someone flooding through my upnp settings in my router. In order to stay on the net I am having to disable upnp and thus shut don utorretn. I could open an indivual port, but that would not help. This last attack not only knocked me off the net again, but it removed my usb wirlees from my hardware. It removed it. The same thing happened last night. It took me two hours to get the operating system to recognize the usb device again. I am using an new N usb Wirlees reciever with no problems unless I attempt to seed these posts. And it is getting very frequent now as I posted these last posts. Most of the information is up. Again the actual copies of the documents concerning thes posts are on a thumb drive with a friend. I will repost these in the future if the seeders drop them. Until then I hope the few people I have seen DL these will seed them for me now. I have to close uTorrent and my upnp at this point. I can barely stay on the net otherwise. If nothing else in this post at the moment since I was not to even do an itinitial seed of a 1.81 kb file I hope someone can copy the discription of this post and re UL it as torrent for me. If not I will try to reseed at some point soon. I am no longer having problems on the net now that I have closed my upnp ports and stopped seeding. I have now decided to provide the original documents in a rar file soon to verify what I am saying. My sister explained to me a few years ago that what happened was that my father hide his company to avoid a million dollar fine. She told me directly that the company stopped existing to avoid the fine. It took me years to realize that in the '60s the company which was valued at $20 Million had become a major component which when sold in the 1990's was valued at $160 Million And again if you do not hear from me again on this for awhile it may be that people are more concerned about shutting me up than keeping these people from hurting children, and also in many other various forms, they seem to be above the law. Please pay close attention to the comments in the other post I have said repeatedly this is in no way bullshit. I have no commented enough information for anyone interested to verify for themselves the contents of these posts. Again as victim I should never had to been forced to go this poin. This is inexcusable. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You must be like 17 right? I remember when I was 17, we didn't have MTV yet so we'd eat some acid, pop some mollies, suck down a case of shiner, toke up, turn the stereo on and watch the snow on TV after the national anthem played. I recall one night, this chick I was talking to she started growing hair all over her face and hands then her mouth stretched out into a muzzle and the words she was saying began to sound like growling and barking. I was like WOAH!, then I caught my snap and she was just like a normal chick talking. Another time I was drinking this orange juice and chilling watching the snow on TV while people danced and I saw this Indian riding across the prairie shooting arrows at these guys and they shot him and he fell off his horse and out of the TV and he got up and started dancing with everybody, he had no shirt but he had fucking that big chief head gear with the feathers and shit. And there were tattoos that were squirming all over his body. But then I looked again and he wasn't there anymore which bummed me out. I didn't ever get sick except that one time I chugged some Southern Comfort. This dude was like, "WOW that was AWESOME!!!" and he stuck out his hand so I could shake it or give him five or something. Anyways I barfed all over his hand instead. Then I hit the floor really hard but I didn't feel shit. Had a hell of a hangover the next day and I still can't stand the smell of Southern Comfort to this day. I grew out of all that after awhile though. Besides you can't get the really good shit anymore. I do miss them black mollies. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The video says it's nate Who you tryin' to fool? Also no wanking action, just wah wah wah and a tad bit of fingering with pudgy fingers. I seen his mouth moving but nothing come out and no happy ending! That lil pink shirt and cap was cute though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO: Joe 'Satch' Satriani http://www.youtube.com/user/websatch I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't worry, they come out with these every ten years or so but nothing much happens. Just take a look at past issues of Popular Mechanics (available at any of several waiting areas near you). Same with the amphibious car and the helicar and the x-ray glasses. Oh yeah, don't forget the hovercraft that we're all going to glide to our destination on a cushion of air. shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Those Mollers are exactly what I was thinking of They show up all the time in PopMech. Those and the 'Build your own Helicar' Ads that keep popping up. I believe Robert X Cringely built one for PBS about 15 years ago. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY It's like rule 69 or some shit. SERIOUS BUSINESS! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Anyone who believes in either the BLUE team or the RED team is fucking stupid period. The players are different but the Owners are the same and it doesn't make any difference who you cheer for because the New Boss is the same as the Old Boss. We need a whole new game. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Prefer the term Conscious Objector as opposed to an Unconscious Acceptor of course. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WOAH I'm not advocating burning down the house! But the parties ARE the same. There ain't any but the slightest cosmetic difference, much like the difference in the two teams playing the Superbowl. It's because the people that the representatives are representing are not "We The People" but Big Pharma, Big Oil, Big Bank, etc. who are (thanks to Citizens United) People now (with a Capital P). They have the money and they call the tune. That is the game that needs changing. Look at this SuperPac Wacky Ass Shit going on. Look at the shit revealed by Romney's tax returns. That is also the game that needs changing. But I just don't get your "what we have right now isn't so bad" and "things could also get a whole lot worse" so "I wouldn't fuck with it" attitude. That is some pretty lily-livered UNAMERICAN chickenshit head-in-the-sand bullshit right there. Thank GOD that the Founding Fathers of this country didn't have that attitude or we'd still be drinking Earl Grey Hot and sucking King George's Dick on a daily basis. What we have sucks, it has been better and can be better for everybody not just a few, and as citizens of this country we have the god damn RIGHT to fuck with it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I hear you, but when the other side sits there and bullshits about contracts and bipartisan and other mealy-mouthed words but doesn't come to these folks DEFENSE but instead just says 'Well yeah, sorry old buddy old pal, ain't shit we can do, hands are tied without 60 votes' huh huh huh. Yeah, let em blow smoke up your ass. I know whose side they're really working for. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just keep telling yourself GO BLUE! or GO RED! Be sure and purchase some delicious nachos and an ice cold beverage from the vendor. Remember that we have shirts, hats, and cozies available in your team's colors. We have a great half-time show in store for you. It promises to be quite a spectacle. Thank you for attending and supporting your team. Enjoy the game! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah the BLUE QB has better passing stats than the RED QB. But the RED has an awesome offense. You're absolutely right they're completely different! Why I'm an ignorant manwhore! I'm so fucking stupid I'll go put my jersey on right now! YEAH TEAM! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nixon also asked Jet Li to be his bodyguard. That Nixon he was such a character, they should make a sitcom about him. "$#@T! Nixon Did" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you don't like Google You can always use Bing! They'll even reward you for it.* *Tell 'em I sent ya so i can get some scratch. LOL tdillo@rocketmail.com I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My grandpappy was a Freemason and was even Grand Master like, I dunno, eleven times. While he did fight hitler and tojo as an army paratrooper during WWII I don't reckon he was much on Zionism. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hmmm, chatting on facebook with fags plus slippery thumb. Vewy Intewesting . . . I'm not surprised you blew a load while surfing the net. I bet those cops were really disappointed though. I bet they were hoping they were about to bust up a Meth lab and take out some crazed psycho. Unfortunately it was just some dumb nerd stroking his piece. Teach you to be careful when you're finger-banging Alice though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I challenge you to acquire a basic income and thereby usufruct in your own home. But yeah, fuck Jobs, and fuck Gates too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My favorite from '11 was Hypersphere by the Fuzzfrogs. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At least invited her back to his place for a beer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Too old for channel he means you're over twelve right? Too old by far. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Insults and recipes and load after load of horsecock. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. hi! i'm some stupid rebuttal to your post see how i have so totally trolled you! i am so awesome! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Were you aware that this Past Saturday was Offically Squirrel Appreciation Day? Did you 'appreciate' any squirrels? nudge nudge wink wink I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "Why is evil not everywhere?" But it is everywhere, it's just that it is currently busy and it hasn't decided to pay attention to you . . . . . . yet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I believe parents DO NOT do it for their children They do it for THEMSELVES. The parents that you see who are killing themselves to get their kids into college or even an advanced kindergarten, gifted programs etc. is a parent who wants desperately to say to other parents, "Oh yes, my Little Johnnie graduated Magna Cum Laude, speaks six languages, holds a degree in Engineering, Medicine, and Law. And since he is my offspring that makes ME better than YOU."* It also is part of that whole, "What would the Johnsons think if our son went to a VOCATIONAL SCHOOL, or ENLISTED IN THE MILITARY? Why we might as well change our name and move to Vancouver!"* All the other 'protecting them from financial hardship' is just one of the many justifications for their own behavior. It isn't any different from the redneck dad that wants his son to be star quarterback on the team. They THINK it is all about the child but in reality it is all about THEM. *This is an exaggeration but I think you can noodle out what I'm getting at here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well you said it was some sort of biological thing, protecting the tribe and all that. What I'm saying is that basically the parents want a Mercedes for a kid instead of a Chevy. Not because they want what is best for the child but because the parents don't want to be seen with a Chevy because it would reflect badly on them. It's an achievement for the parents not the child. They're not putting their kids first when it comes to spending their putting themselves first when it comes to spending. Although they justify it by saying they're sacrificing for the kid. However it has nothing to do with the kid at all and everything to do with the parents. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Perhaps to some extent I think it has much more to do with your peers. I don't mean you I mean parents in general. For instance, the redneck dad doesn't really care that his kid goes to Ivy league. He may want him to excel at sports perhaps but the main thing is that he just wants him to finish HS and get a decent job. Some would probably prefer that the child go to college but not in all cases. Anecdotally, as a parent myself, my primary concern was that my child didn't get caught up with the wrong crowd and start doing the drugs. He's in the military now and doing well for himself, he's turned into a fine young man of whom I am quite proud. My dad told me on several occasions that "college ain't worth shit. All that book learnin' not making any money while I worked and made something of myself. I did alright without that shit and I run my own goddamn business." Thing was, his peers didn't care about college either. Now had he have been in that social set where college is considered valuable then I am sure he would have handled the situation differently. So, I'm telling you that while we do want what is best for our children, what we consider "best" is quite subjective based on our friends and social circle not so much on any biological imperative hard-wired deep in the male psyche. I'm telling you this because I feel, reading between the lines, that you are not quite convinced that what you are doing is particularly 'The Best' but it is what is expected and so you are going along with it for now. I'm just trying to let you know that their ARE other perspectives out there and you should feel free to explore those without feeling like you are somehow failing as a parent. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is a reply to others that may read my comment to you and say that, 'you are aware that studies have shown that those with a degree earn significantly more than those without.' I do not dispute that. But I would remind people that money alone can not buy happiness. I'm not saying that it's better to be in the poor house certainly not. But your bank account is not the only measure of your quality of life. I have often heard it said that Americans live to work where other cultures work to live. I can definitely see the truth in that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like a great time! I know whenever I get together with my friends to 'let my hair down' so to speak, nothing is more fun than firing up, jumping on the XBOX and puking non-stop for twelve hours! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is that is what you call "trolling"? Then I guess a guy that runs a windows binary he downloaded off a website by clicking a link in Internet Explorer is indeed a "hacker". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Idiot, he was born in a foreign country The cuntry of Hawaii, and his daddy was a Niggergerian or something, made a living sending out emails. Plus he's a muslim and you realize it is illegal to be a USA Citizen unless you're a Christian or a Jew. (Atheists don't count because they're just christians what have lost their way like them homersexuals and the godless communists but they can be forgiven and still recieve citizenship and salvation for a reasonable fee) I was going to go to Hawaii once but I didn't have a passport at the time, plus I had a hard time finding somebody that would convert USA Dollars to Hawaiian currency. I think they call it the Lei or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Have you stuck your panini in it yet? Sorry I had to go there. Myself I'd be making some quesadillas and shit like that. Thing is though I don't go in for gadgets much. I like to keep it simple and not have a lot of specialized devices that need to be cleaned and stored. I like my crock and my cast iron skillet, a few pots, that kind of thing. Like I have a food processor but I don't ever use it. Easier to just grab a knife and a board and get to chopping than it is to drag that beast out. Enjoy your hot sandwiches though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. By crock I mean a slow cooker also known as a crock pot. Country crock is a spreadable substance made from Vegetable, Soybean, and Cottonseed oil. While I enjoy margarine I have drastically reduced my use of it in cooking. At one time I just didn't give a shit and ate whatever, often deep-fried southern style. I had some serious heart problems though and started cooking and eating more healthy. Well fuck me but the healthy stuff actually tastes a lot better. I guess I had just been eating shit for so long I thought that was what it was supposed to taste like. Even my wife is convinced. At first she thought when I said healthy it meant we were going to be eating rice cakes and salad with no dressing. Even the relatives gave me a bunch of shit about it. But when they're eating food I've prepared the only thing I hear is cutlery and mmm-mmm-mmm. I'm glad to hear that you are learning to cook. It has always been a relaxing process for me. My mother started me cooking while growing up. It was expected that I go to college and she always said that I needed to know how to cook and sew and do laundry for myself. I've been doing all the cooking in the house now for at least the last 10 years I reckon, since around 2000 or so. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. N0574 you ignorant slut It has always been and shall remain, "Pigs in A blanket". I don't know why that is, it's just what they're called. Doesn't matter that it is 'not correct'. I can hang with that though. What is worse is around here they call them 'Kolaches'. A Kolache is a pastry with fruit in the middle. But it doesn't make any difference around here. They ask you if you want a Kolache and you're all, hells yeah! Then they hand you a lil'smokie in some dough with cheese and you're all like, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPY HORSESHIT? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Xubuntu is my favorite 'buntu and it doesn't have the Unity stuff going on. Win7Pro on my new Sterling Archer isn't bad at all either and I can play Skyrim which I can't do on the older Dell. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Le difference http://beatgeek.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kindle-vs-ipad.jpg Posted as a companion to Vampire Zombie Abu "Should have listened to his mother and learned to drive a cab" Zarqawi's comment. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I c t yping is as ifficult on the kandel At least it doesn't autoerotic licking Ted Danson ignorantvpedophile. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just be patient In the scheme of things, humans just appeared on the scene a little while ago and it's doubtful they'll be around all that long anyways. Time and Space are very difficult for humans to grasp. We're so used to Star Trek and Star Wars that most don't have any idea just how ENORMOUS space really is. Not just like the Milky Way galaxy but even just our little solar system. Not to mention the distance to the nearest star. Meanwhile we humans think it's a long way just to get across town. To Americans, a couple hundred years is a long damn time. To Europeans, a couple thousand years is a long damn time. Although we can and do talk regularly about a span of say a million years, very very few people can actually grasp just how long a million years really is. Yet, even a million years is not even significant to something like the Earth. So, yeah just be patient. Don't take shit too seriously. Enjoy yourself and don't worry so much. Chances are, in a hundred years it won't make any damn difference to anybody anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What more do we deserve, what better justice than to go extinct as a species, baked, hungry and choking in our own shit? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't we have enough genuine Crawfordian content to last awhile? We still have Pnarp putting out . . . well, whatever it is that he puts out on a weekly basis. You might be able to talk Lexx Core into going off his meds for a short time and I'm sure that he could generate several MDC level rambling essays if you asked nicely. But don't listen to me. I'm one of those grumpy mother fuckers that can't understand why folks will pay good money for bottled water or low-calorie, sugar-free soda when they already pay for fresh fucking low-calorie, sugar free water on tap in their homes. So I wonder, 'why do I need artificially flavored, mechanically separated, diet Crawford' when I can look in the diary section and find tons of material already there? It's all fresh and practically brand new too. I mean, I didn't read it the first time so it's like it's all fresh content right? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you make a post here: http://www.reddit.com/r/newreddits/ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I added it to my subscription and friended ebookit. I don't have any interest in being a mod though. I'm the same name on reddit as I am on here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Weasel words won't hide monstrous shame I didn't know either so turned to Google which turned up this link: http://www.smh.com.au/news/opinion/weasel-words-wont-hide-monstrous-shame/2008/0 2/01/1201801034773.html Guy sounds like an honorary Kuron. For those who don't like to click the relevant parts consist of: Before he died in November 1984, aged 83, Xavier Herbert gave an interview in central Australia in which, during 3 hours, he talked of the widespread practice in Australia's north and north-west of what he called "gin rooting", as well as boasting of having been, as a young man in the 1920s, "the biggest gin rooter around". ... "One particular thing, in the Kimberleys. The pearling industry was established in Broome and the pearlers used to go up into the Kimberley country and steal the young [Aboriginal] gins to work as pearl divers. Of course, they used to rape them, too, and when they got too pregnant they'd chuck them overboard. Stockmen used to go out for a 'gin spree', too. They'd run the blacks down and take the young girls [who'd] sit down and fill their fannies with sand. The people in London, they didn't believe it. They just said, 'What a bloody awful thing, you haven't got a nice person in it.' I said there weren't any 'in that country', and they said, well, 'What about yourself?' and I said, 'I'm the biggest gin rooter around. The only thing was, I was more observant than the other blokes.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You could damn near get a paper out of trane/donnalee alone. You add in the early Orion Blastar account and you'd have that Ph.d sewed up tighter than nun's twat in Vegas. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't you read K5 man? http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2012/1/11/6426/94604 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ANYTIME is the RIGHT time for HAMBURGER TIME! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While I'm sure rape was involved I don't think Kim is a Kim like you're thinking Kim, just like Lady3Jane is no lady and Lil Debbie ain't all that Lil. You savvy? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Astrophysicists have discovered dark matter scattered throughout the Universe much like the chips in a chocolate chip cookie. Do chocolate chips cause cookies to expand? Each chip accelerating away from the others until the heat death of the cookie? If macadamia nuts were scattered throughout the cookie would the cookie contract into a Big Crunch? If a macadamia nut and a chocolate chip were to collide would they annihilate each other? Could we possibly harness the resulting energy? We understand that the speed of cookie dissolving in a glass of milk is a constant. Would it be possible to travel faster than milk so that we could go back in time before the cookie dissolved and re-dip the cookie? In effect creating a perpetual milk dipped cookie? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If a Catholic priest's penis entered the anus of a young altar boy at the speed of light would the two collapse into a black hole? Would you be strangely attracted? Would you desire to be a part of this three body problem? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I tell you what, you're on a roll man Yep I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are about as interesting as donnalee Have a pleasant evening. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He was talking about making calls to FBI offices about Ice Cream recipes made with any flavor of Kool-Aid except Lemon. Fucker may be down in Gitmo as we speak. An early casualty of the NDAA. Who knows. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe you could get Herman Cain, Michelle Bachman, Rick Perry, and John Huntsman to play. I understand they have quite a bit of free time open up recently. I would recommend Obama also but I hear that he is at Disneyland negotiating how much they will contribute if he were to, like, add a signing statement to SOPA granting copyright of Mickey Mouse to them in perpetuity. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. With Obama, you'd just threaten a filibuster and he would concede the game to you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now that I think about it Cain would be a good player. He would specialize in 30 parsec or less delivery and you could count on him to harass any female players in the game. Bachman would be troublesome because she would never be able to remember the rules and even what game she was playing. She would always be trying to get her ships to cast magic missile. Perry wouldn't be a good player because he would always be like 'Now there are three things I'm going to do before I wipe you out. First I'm going to upgrade my stations, 2nd I'm going to upgrade my weapons, and 3rd I'm going to . . . uh, hang on, don't tell me . . . uh, I'm drawing a blank here. Huntsman would probably make an excellent player because I have an idea that throughout the campaign he was playing video games anyway. I didn't even know he was running until like just a month or so ago. Newt. Ol' Newt, now that guy would make one EXCELLENT fucking Ferhenghi. I can almost imagine him reciting The Rules of Acquisition. He'd be a natural. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I bought a BMW not because I needed an expensive car but because BMW stands for Bob Marley and the Wailers. What I be saying to you is don't worry 'bout every lil ting. E'ery lil ting a-gonna be alright. If you get down and quarrel every day then yo be sayin' prayers to the devil. In the absence of water the fool be thirsty mon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You ain't a-gonna miss your water until your well run dry. Your worst enemy can be your best friend, your best friend your worst enemy. Who the cap fits, let them wear it. The stone the builder refused to lay, should always be the head cornerstone. You're a builder baby, here I am the stone. Man is a universe within himself. Excuse me while I light my spliff. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not so much the harm he could do but the harm it could do to him. Probably needs to be going through whatever program they got going or whatever rather than losing sleep posting to us about all the Ignorant Motherfuckers he's having to deal with that JUST WON'T LISTEN when he tries to explain HOW HE ABSOLUTELY MUST COMPLETE THIS ONE THING and if they would ONLY AVAIL THEMSELVES OF A CLUE BY READING . . . (here let me bring it up for you, do you by chance have a wireless printer? Well, of course, see if you just click here and then put that, what? No it will work trust me, I am a master debugger and have shipped a number of products and if you will just do as I'm telling you . . . no, really listen, I understand that but I am quite a successful business man despite owing the State of Maine for back taxes and here I could show you my App I have on . . . well no it's not on the Store just yet I'm still working on it but I can bring it up for you, well yes I see it did crash but . . . yes? Well I've been working on it for several months already but see i can't work like normal people because I have odd sleep patterns but, no, no really, I'm telling you the truth I've started a domain to help feed the hungry and, no you can't access it because my nameserver is down because I'm in here and I, I , I WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE I SWEAR TO JESUS CHRIST, BUDDAH AND THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IF YOU IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS WILL JUST LET ME PLAY WHITE I WILL TAKE ON ALL YOU SORRY LOT! I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! WHAT IS THAT? NO! I DON'T NEED AN INJECTION, I AM CRAWFORD!!!! It's for the best I reckon. Yep. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. As well you should. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm sure you would be quite welcome at /r/spacedicks The more Lol'worthy thing going on at reddit, (I didn't post it because I figure the few that care may already be aware. But the major drama going on in /r/trees ( a marijuana smokers reddit). The founding mod has chased the other (human) mods away and is running it with his own bots. Also he has some affiliation with smoke accessory companies which he has been giving them prime adspace and boosting their submissions. Making it appear that these were trusted and popular dealers and not just ones that kicked back to the mod. If that wasn't enough, dude started a not-for-profit (similar to the CMF) that stoner redditors have been donating too for some time. Seems the money has been going into the mods pocket (similar to the CMF) rather than actually being spent on the projects it was supposed to be spent on. When called on it this week, the mod is all like, "hey I spend a lot of time and energy here making it the cool place you like to hang out in so I deserve the compensation. Also if you don't like it, fuck off and go elsewhere." I think the reddit.com folks are supposed to be looking into the matter today. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Quit smoking Virginia Slims Roll a blunt and see how that works out for ya. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Public Domain Works Re-Copyrighted "Congress may take books, musical compositions and other works out of the public domain, where they can be freely used and adapted, and grant them copyright status again, the Supreme Court ruled Wednesday." Wow, just wow. . . Piece by piece and nail by nail. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Actually this was so they can take things that are in the Public Domain here in the US but still under copyright abroad and put them back into copyright. I'm just not sure what this means for things like the Gutenberg Project and stuff like that. I don't think our leaders understand that ideas do not spring forth from a vacuum. Every author, coder, artist, poet, musician, etc was influenced by someone else's work. If everything is copyrighted and locked up then no new works will be created because truly Original Content just doesn't exist. Everything has roots in something someone else has done. The people this is purported to protect are not the ones protected, they are the ones penalized. The ones that truly benefit from these types of actions do not care because they don't really create anything. They make their money from selling the fruits of others labors. They don't realize that they are poisoning the very ground from which they ultimately make their living. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh BTW I feel that it is only 'fair use' to tell you that I first learned of this from Felicia Day shortly after she put a WEP password on her bunghole. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only person I know with bitcoins is Lil Debbie I don't know if that says anything or not. Yeah I don't know if LE would mess with it, it's not like fucking Pirate Bay where Lil Johnnie and Aunt Bessie can get a hookup. I'm sure they (LE) know about it but then again maybe not. I am continually surprised how much they either don't know or if they do know they must deliberately ignore. On the other hand, I personally am not going to fuck with anybody I don't know IRL and F2F. It isn't always convenient but . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I guess Kuro5hin.org really does support SOPA Who'da thunk it? I had already posted two comments this morning before I realized, Woah, I thought sure rusty would blackout k5. I guess when you got a yacht and a monocle you start hanging with a different crowd. Remember the days, thousands of years ago (Internet Time), when the websites of the day would all color pink for some social awareness thing or put up really witty and funny stuff on April 1st? Ah, we were so young and naive and full of revolution then. How quaint. Now we're old and jaded and need that sponsored content NOW GOD DAMMIT! I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THIS WEBSITE SO YOU MONKEYS GET TO TYPING AND CREATE THE NEXT SHAKESPEARE! COM'N CROWD SOURCE! MAKE ME RICH! WHY CAN'T YOU ALL BE MORE LIKE YOUR COUSIN TWITTER OR THAT JEW BOY DOWN THE STREET, FACEBOOK? HIS MOTHER MUST BE SO PROUD. FUCKING INGRATES, THE WHOLE GODDAMN LOT OF YOU! K5, YOU ARE THE ALBATROSS AROUND MY NECK! Now bring me a Scotch. GET THE FUCK OUT MY DIARY YOU COME IN HERE YOU BETTER BRING SOME SASS, ASS OR SOME GRASS, THIS IS A GOOD DOWN-HOME SOUTHERN DIARY AND WE AIN'T HERE FOR A LONG TIME JUST A GOOD TIME. YOU COME WALTZING UP IN HERE WITH YOUR STANDARD BULLSHIT FAGGOTRY AND IT'S GOING TO TAKE JESUS CHRIST AND TWO OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO KEEP ME FROM KICKING YORE ASS. Now chill. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THIS IS GOING ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD MISTER! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You mean the same guys that miscalculated the circuference of the Earth and thought they had discovered a small island near India? Those Italians? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey PopTart! How's it hanging? A little to the left? Rumor has it that the Big C is back in the Nut house. I reckon that means you're back to being the designated K5 Squirrel again. Well, have a good'un. Yep. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not absolutely sure but I've heard this guy gets results I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can tell when food stamps come in The stores are full of folks with shopping carts full and several kids in orbit all looking like less than 1 yr apart in age range. Tons of $1.00 TV Dinners, Family Size bags of chips, LiL Debbie snacks. Tubs of Ice Cream, cookies, juice, pudding, tubs of margarine, crackers. Very little meat except chicken. Few vegetables, mostly some canned pork-n-beans or other bean. Lots of frozen stuff and things that can be heated in 90 seconds in a microwave. Lots of Soda pop, usually cases of that stores brand. Peanut Butter in assorted flavors. I'm glad the kids aren't going hungry at least. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Depending where you shop Banquet brand TV Dinners are anywhere from .89 cents ea (HEB & Walmart) up to around $1.25 (Appletree, Kroger, etc.). Beats Top Ramen I guess. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Didn't he like disappear for awhile with a lot of cash or something and left the show hanging? Maybe the PTB kidnapped him. I didn't watch that show much, it was very racially charged. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NO NO NO ANDY KAUFMAN and Dave Chappelle are not even in the same league. I was never a big fan of Kaufman's humor however I recognize and appreciate what he was about. Dave Chapelle on the other hand was just another black comedian exploiting his racial heritage in order to make jokes. Yes, he was funny, in the same way that Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Kat Williams are funny. At times their humor has illustrated problems and hypocrisy in the relationship between races and in some ways they have all brought people from both sides together. But you cannot compare Kaufman and Chapelle. I'm sorry. Don't try it, you may get hurt. I understand many people didn't 'get it' back then and just wanted him to do the funny foreign guy but that wasn't nearly the same as asking Dave Chapelle to do Rick James. Further, Dave Chapelle was not tasteless it was racist. Not really any more so than those other black comedians but it doesn't matter really. Kat Williams is ten times the comedian Dave Chapelle is even with virtually the same material. Family Guy and American Dad aren't even in tasteless territory. that shit be so lame. Family Guy should be called the 'Peter's Flashback Show'. And that spin-off cartoon The Clevelands is so totally and completely garbage. Now Tosh.o is totally tasteless. I can't imagine a show like that even being greenlighted back in my day. But it is fucking funny. I don't watch it much because to me it is like YouTube for folks that don't grok the Internet. But I don't think Tosh and Chapelle were even on at the same time. No, I think Dave Chapelle did not leave for his art, I think he got money and some fame and then he figured fuck it, I'm Rich Bitch and thought he could do whatever he wanted. He didn't realize that he was actually owned body & soul--more thoroughly than his slave ancestors could ever imagine--by his corporate overlords. And when the monkey didn't perform to expectations they tossed him out and got themselves a new nigger. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We maybe sharing more information online true but if most folks are like my peeps--and I don't imagine they would be much different--then most of that info is filtered and massaged. For instance, many guys are willing to share their dick size. But if you believe any of the data then you would conclude that the avg male has a penis that would make a bull blush. As for females, it seems to me that their data emphasizes the DRAMA in their life. If you took it at face value you would think that they are all dating two to three very successful and absolutely handsome guys (even the married ones). They don't reveal all those nights spent at home eating ice cream and cheese cake waiting for the phone to ring. Myself, I am a pretty fun-loving, smart, intelligent dude that is fairly nice and polite according to FB. On most other forums I'm the helpful sort. On k5, well you know all about that already. You don't know that in real life I'm overweight, partial to extreme self-medication, garrulous but anti-social. You don't know about my lengthy record for various assaults. You don't know the things I witnessed and the things that I did overseas while in the service of my country. You don't know that my balls are huge but that my penis is quite average. You don't know that I never have nor do I ever intend to shave any of my pubes and therefore I look similar to an oranguatang when naked. You don't know that I often cry during romantic comedies. You don't know that although every other male in the family is bald I retain a full and luxurious head of hair but that I often shave my head to keep from having to go to the barber. You don't know that I seldom trim or shave my beard. You don't know that I hate to bathe and I only do it because my wife makes me. You don't know that I have the ability of flight using only the power of my mind. And you know what? Unless you know me, really know me. You still don't really know anything at all about me. You don't know if any of what I just typed is true or false or somewhere in between. I could be a dog. As on the Internet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hilarious! Yes, I am pretty sure that the machine-collective intelligence known as Google probably knows me better than my wife does. Ain't it weird that if Skynet were to actually come about it would know exactly what you like to FAP to, the movies, software, and games you pirate. It could guess at how much you know and what subjects you were relatively ignorant in. Oh boy, if Skynet became aware we would really be fucked. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You mean the video from the best-selling album of all time, with sales estimated by various sources as somewhere between 65 and 110 million copies worldwide and also tied for the best-selling album in the United States? The album that won a record-breaking eight Grammy Awards at the 1984 Grammys? The video voted as the most influential pop music video of all time which proved to have a profound effect on popular culture and was named "a watershed moment for the [music] industry" for its unprecedented merging of filmmaking and music? The video that Guinness World Records listed in 2006 as the "most successful music video", selling over 9 million units? The video that was inducted into the National Film Registry of the Library of Congress in 2009, the first music video to ever receive this honor, for being "culturally, historically or aesthetically" significant? And you look like you belong in this video? Uh huh, DRAMA! And a DIVA to boot! Lol, just pulling your chain. Obviously you are outside the curve HHD and therefore the general rules do not apply. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looks like he is the PARTY POOPAH! WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? "S&P said the rating on the EFSF could either be restored or further downgraded." in other words . . . S&P: We have altered the deal. Pray we do not alter it further. (whooo-awww whooo-awww) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I LICH BITCH! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably russian mob hackers did it. I hear they up to all kinds of weirdness lately, even faking googlebots. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Infinite Possibilities rope, shotgun, poison, dry-cleaning bag, gasoline, hiking gear . . . Yep. Possibilities are endless alright, I'll tell you what. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Please tell me those dirty commie kids don't actually TOUCH the hallowed iProducts with something so base as their grubby HANDS. I hope that Apple sees to it that they wear proper handgear. Hopefully virgin lambskin kid gloves made from virgin lambs. I also hope that those children are properly STERILIZED before entering the factory each day. Other than that I am glad to see that Apple cares so much to employ these young urchins which prevents them from idling all day like some children I know. Further it teaches them the proper values of hard work and money management. KUDOS APPLE! Sent from something other than an Apple product as evidenced by the fact that it donut smear autoerotic Tequila meervdragons. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't believe you know what you are talking about. The Holy Apple would never do such a thing. You must be a Micro$oftie spreading evil propaganda about the Saintly Steve Jobs' (God Rest His iSoul) Company. Yes, I see this as a thin tissue of lies propagated amid the nerd virgins in anticipation of the filthy Windows 8 phone or possibly the communist inspired Android device. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lies! It's all LIES! Apple fanbois will burn you in EFFIGY at the Cupertino Campus for your heresy!!! (Just as soon as they can locate and download the match, wood & gasoline App from the Apple Store) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well maybe they can get a battery or two to catch on fire. If they can't burn you in Effigy maybe they'll just make a piata in your image instead. Or would that be considered racist? Well at any rate I'm sure they will look disapprovingly in your general direction. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. See! Apple users ALREADY looking at you disapprovingly. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jon Stewart had a good bit about foxconn on last nights Daily Show. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pretty bad when the company you work for has to put up nets around the building to foil jumpers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Queue--> Better hurry it'll be gone in a minute. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The one ray of hope I cling to is the idea that while people do become complacent over time, once people have a thing it is often very difficult to completely take away that thing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obama says NO SOPA! "While we believe that online piracy by foreign websites is a serious problem that requires a serious legislative response, we will not support legislation that reduces freedom of expression, increases cybersecurity risk, or undermines the dynamic, innovative global Internet.... The Administration came down firmly against one of the most vehemently opposed portions of the bills -- the part that would give the government the power to force Internet Service Providers to stop loading overseas webpages accused of piracy. Meanwhile indefinite detention of American citizens without trial is still A-Okay! I kind of figure that is exactly what will happen. 'Hey guys, I really hate this but you know, my hands are tied!' Remember folks, in 2012, Vote Early, Vote Often! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Take it to email I don't hold with that there homersexuality in my diary. Y'all go rub yore peckers together somewheres else. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll just be happy when all you phone virgins learn how to type properly. I have already become inured to those who do not know how to set their cell phones to silent or vibrate. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A ballad would be good for k5 I'm not stoned enough yet to do it justice. I imagine it would start off something like; Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale A tale of trolls and dupes That started when a monocle'd man Coded the abortion known as Scoop. The site started out on an ambitious plan Every member would have a say Discussion would range from politics To what your shit looked like that day (What your shit looked like that day) . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're not the first with this idea One guy got a lot of people upset because he was copying k5 content and reposting it on his own site in order to 'seed' it. Thing was he didn't ask permission and he was getting ad revenue. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5 users hounded him until he became an alcoholic and moved on to Husi. IIRC the nick was NMC Y'all or something like that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Buck up dawg! You can still write those Orion Blastar novellas. Put out as eBooks, maybe you'll get a Hugo someday. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You two need to get a room. All this sexual tension, you may as well go ahead and fuck each other rather than all this dancing around. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Be glad he didn't call you brah! Fucking cops. They work for the Fucking Lawyers. FUCK. Fuck 'em. Anyway, I wanted to comment that it's a good thing you didn't mention the NDAA because more than likely they wouldn't have a clue what you were talking about. You would've had to explain it to them and that would have made their brain hurt. Stick to safe subjects like, "How bout them Texans huh?" or "What about them Cowboys?". Although replace with your local franchise of course. Can't go wrong that way. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe if y'all buddy up he'll give you access to the evidence locker. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO The fuckers that left and pop up every two - five years and post, "K5 is STILL HERE!!!?? OMG LOL!!!1!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Best thing to do is make sure your crack house doesn't LOOK like a crack house. Seriously, would it KILL you to mow the lawn, trim up the bushes and maybe slap a nice fresh coat of paint up? Foil on the interior of windows is questionable but okay. Paneling nailed over the windows is not ok. You alleviate half the problem if you can make the crackhouse not scream 'HEY EVERYBODY! THIS IS A CRACKHOUZE! PLAEZE KEEP OUT!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Exactly my point Everyone knows and when they get ready to raid a cam ain't going to help you. You would do everyone a favor if you and your buds just burn the place to the ground. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your password, the username, the email address, and the source code, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have a full day to decide. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The muffin man Do you know him? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It doesn't have any force anyways Only a judge can tell Mike he can't do any of those things. He can email, fax, call, etc. as much as he wants until a court tells him he can't. They might have him arrested for trespassing if he went on corporate property but all that shit about clients, employees and shit is just a bunch of hot air. It's all old water under the bridge anyhow. We've moved on from Ignorant Mother Fuckers and solving the Software Problem to the Care and Feeding of the World's Unfortunates. Jeez, Blastar you got to keep up with the program. We got Bums to Feed! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is a well-known front for a CIA operation It allows them to skirt US law concerning the collection of data on American citizens. Just a heads up for you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They organized against GoDaddy and SOPA Raised ginourmous amounts of cash for teachers to buy shit for their classrooms. Regularly give shit away to other members just for the fuck of it. In a way, they're like 4chan's cleaner cut cousin. Anyways, if I was McNugent I would say make a self.post with your story and it is possible you could get your rehab paid for. Stranger shit has happened. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, and its name is violentacrez Mod of cute subreddits like picsofdeadjailbait & picsofdeadchildren I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A chicken in every pot and lb of pot in every chicken! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not the one you learned in school but the highly classified one that was passed in secret committee under which the current government operates, yes it does say that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He can't run now, he's got a SuperPac It's even better, now he's one of the puppeteers and already making both Republicans and Democrats dance for money. Americans for a better tomorrow, tomorrow I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lynch's vision *is* Dune One of the very few films that transcended the source material. Travel to any part of the universe without moving. Who is the little one, a pet perhaps? Will she require my special attentions? What's in the box? Pain. I did not say this. I am not here I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. America thanks you for your service. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Underdrawers with 4G post your farts to Facebook. Twitter your bowel movements. Track your motility, testosterone level. Sample your skidmarks and email you a health update. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. For females it would track ovulation and give you an up-to-the-minute bio clock counting down to menopause. Could alert men in the nearby area via bluetooth when you're horny, and when you're bitchy. Instant pregnancy test. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just don't understand why that is our problem. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. McNugent beat you to it. And they call it Scoop. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Take an extra towel and some Lysol them benches and handles liable to be sweaty. And not regular healthy sweat but that clinging greasy sweat of the obese. You know how computers owned by smokers have that sticky shit all up in there? It's kinda like that. Plus, since they can't reach around to properly wipe their ass there will generally be some greasy brown on the benches mixed with the sweat. Stay far away from the pool. There ain't enough Clorox in the world for THAT shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You go girl! Shit, if I can swallow my pride and wear a pink tie at a wedding then they can damn sure wear what YOU want. Personally, you should let slip to the gossip in the group that you intend them all to be dressed as slave Leia then when they see the real dresses they'll be grateful and keep their mouth shut. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Right, you basically have a choice. Either walk them through saving the document in a format you can use and explain how to locate it and email that to you. OR Use a free document converter online. Although like you say it rarely gets the formatting right. Embrace, Extend, Extinguish - Microsoft Mantra I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know right? and they say that you're the disabled one. Sometimes I wonder how these fucks can keep their damn job. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pnarp and friends. Be nice to Pnarp. He's our fallback nutjob when MDC gets 5150'd. Kinda like rocky and bullwinkle or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is that what the back of your T-shirt says? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why keep it locked up in a bank? Have it delivered daily via Post Office. Those poor postal workers need the work. Grow pot and mushrooms in the medians of the interstate highway system. Have cocaine and free food available at grocery stores. Open the vacant office space in downtown areas to the homeless. Make it mandatory that every bank has to open a debit account to any customer free of charge or fees and have a basic income deposited monthly. "In the Big Rock Candy Mountains You never change your socks And the little streams of alcohol Come trickling down the rocks The brakemen have to tip their hats And the railway bulls are blind There's a lake of stew And of whiskey too You can paddle all around it In a big canoe In the Big Rock Candy Mountains In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, The jails are made of tin. And you can walk right out again, As soon as you are in. There ain't no short-handled shovels, No axes, saws nor picks, I'm bound to stay Where you sleep all day, Where they hung the jerk That invented work In the Big Rock Candy Mountains. .... I'll see you all this coming fall In the Big Rock Candy Mountains I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I played Car Wars & FASA StarTrek stuff and yeah, getting together a group for table top gaming is too difficult compared to firing up a PC or 360 and jumping into a private party Multiplayer. "Gabe" over at Penny-Arcade.com has been running some pretty cool campaigns. This was his Christmas Campaign: I had the party start out in the town of Grayce. I explained they they had been gone on for a month collecting materials for a special medicine. The stable master's son has fallen terribly ill and lacking a proper cleric in the town he is reallying on the old women and their folk remedies. The party returns from the errand late at night and rushes immediately to the stable master's home. Here I turned the reigns over to my players and let them speak with the father and mother as well as inspect the boy. After a bit of discussion they discovered the boy's name is Timothy and that the town is ruled by a greedy, evil lord. I saw a few smiles go around the table and then they asked about the lord's name. "Why it is the same as before you left on your quest. Ebeneezer Scrooge." says the boy's father Bob Cratchet. The realization was a great moment and the party decided they wanted to go meet scrooge right away. They were in a hurry to go but I read them this as they left the Cratchet home... My favorite was the planet puzzle they did but some of his campaigns are absolutely insane. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. After I got bit by the programming bug some of my earliest projects were coding RNGs, ship damage trackers, and character generators on a 6502 for my FASA games. Loved "Trader Captains and Merchant Princes" and the Starship Tactical Combat Simulator. The table-top games fitted in nicely with my hobby of building miniatures. But all that stuff went away when I started programming for real. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. With the Triangle rules you could be in the ST universe and be a drug dealer / runner. Kind of a tabletop Privateer thing. Hell, your character could be engaged in the Green-skinned Orion Slave Girl trade. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not sure what you are referring to. It certainly wasn't canon, but it was a fun game. It's like 30 years old though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You might have more luck showing up at Johns Companies door with a crisp $100 bill in your pocket. They'd liable give you an image of the whole damn thing. Just claim you are the son of Mrs. Edna Graustein, of Kansas City, Mo. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Any sci-fi author giving writing advice is going to automatically assume that his audience is other 'nerd-virgins' whose previous experience is solely writing slash and fanfic. To those people the concept that a female character can be anything other than a stereotypical damsel in distress is indeed a major revelation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Watched "Mars" on Netflix another rotoscoped film done in Austin Texas. Features Kinky Friedman as President of the US. Kinda quirky. I could imagine MDC as one of the astronauts with the weird hairstyle. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Gmail interface sucks The wife hates it. I still use rocketmail.com (now owned by Yahoo) but at least I've kept the same free email address since like 95 or so. Their interface ain't too bad. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Too bad you didn't work for Gabe Story of another programmer with ulcerative colitis. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pretty cool though, he didn't tell the guy tough shit and have security frog-march him to the door. He told the guy, 'Your job at Valve is to get better, so go home to your wife and come back when you're better.' Can you imagine how different your life would be right now if you had been working at an understanding company like that instead of the ignorant mother fuckers you were busting your ass for? The same ignorant mother fuckers that shit canned you as soon as you represented the least liability. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably way too late now. You don't have much choice except being your own boss. You still doing the eBook thing? It may not be much now but persistence pays off. Also don't just think about what you lack, look at what blessings you have. You have a loving family and some folks here don't even have that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Typical communist central planning Those Republicans and their socialist agenda! Always trying to regulate the free market. When will they learn? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The article says that it is artificial scarcity created by the DEA. "The DEA authorizes a certain amount of the API in Adderall - mixed amphetamine salts - to be released to drugmakers each year based on what the agency considers to be the country's legitimate medical need. Increasingly that estimate is coming into conflict with what companies themselves say they need to meet demand for the drug," I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So is pussy, Government needs to provide a basic FUCK-RATION. Need us a book of Shag Stamps. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is seriously fucked up when Police decide what is 'medically necessary' instead of doctors. Leaving it up to the cops has now increased the black market and created a grey market for these kinds of medicines. Law Enforcement doesn't care, it's a win for them. More people to bust and fuel the need for more cops and bigger prisons. Cop says, "You don't need all that psychiatric medicine, you just need discipline and will power." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look at http://www.hp.com/united-states/hho/buyback-recycle/index.html I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't know, I heard about this HP thing like a year ago I think. Someone in the company realized that it was hard for many people to find a place that could safely recycle computer parts. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm hanging on to mine for when the hammer drops and General Purpose computers are outlawed, I'll be one of the outlaws with a set of GP computers. They might not play Modern World of Battlefield Duty but they'll run a Unix like OS and that will be good enough. Who needs a locked down internet as long as you have copper and UUCP? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Genetic level mutation from radiation bombardment "That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Japanese have been hyper evolving since WWII. The whole island is a bio lab. They tell you those green lasers blinding pilots are coming from those handheld pen things. It's really Japanese practicing shooting beams from their eyes. Laser eyes, invisibility, and virtual immortality. One tip, the cuter they are the more dangerous. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kuro5hin.org Yep I tell you what. Dang ol' internet I'll tell you what, jus' point & click and dubya dubya dot dubya com and uh ngh naked chicks on there click click click click . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is it hamburger time? Yep I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Russian Mafia is fucking classy. So what you drinking, Andre, Cold Duck? Boone's Farm? You know they got Scotch in a can now. That's some serious shit right there I tell you what. Couple of six packs in the cooler and it's Miller Time deluxe. Yep. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Benny Shalom Yep I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's also quite entertaining to watch donnalee white knighting the shit out of him. Like he has a crush or something. Oh wait, did I say entertaining? I meant that other word, annoying. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yep I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ho Ho Ho Gree... . . . WHAT DID YOU BASTARD VEGANS DO TO MY LITTLE GREEN SPROUT?! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lego memories Get up in the middle of the night, step on the boys LEGO left on carpet. Feels like I just stepped on a sharpened stick, grab foot, lose balance, slam head into wall. Growing up I didn't have the cool LEGOs where you could build space ships and stuff, just the blocks. My son and his friend had some really neat kits. Funny thing I don't know what happened to them. I guess he probably traded them off for video games or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know what he did with it I reckon it was done back when he was still in school. You know kids, they ain't thinking what the shit is going to be worth some day or whatever. Damn if I had kept half of the toys I played with I'd have a nice chunk of change. I must have left a ton of money laying out in the backyard full of BB holes. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only problem with that for folks like trane is You gotta be able to pay if you want to play. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, that's a lot of ambition there. I reckon a couple bjs and he'd be calling it a good day. Hit the crack shack, blaze up and log on at the library. Spend the rest of the evening moaning about how he needs a basic income and a free space to crash. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, it is called 'Milking the Goat' Hospital revenue being so low in these trying times, innovating institutions must seek to derive revenue in novel ways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bastard shouldve gone to JAIL for that Oxy shit but he was really sorry ya know, and he promised it would never happen again. Much like a Goldman Sachs Banker. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hope ya got 5bux! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, any one of those would make good icons for that Excuse iOS app. Also, This is fun! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That has long been a question but at least now instead of, 'Your honor, she told me she was eighteen I swear!' men can say, 'I didn't WANT to have sex with her, I was RAPED!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you guys have a prophet (Rand), a bible (Atlas Shrugged), a messiah (Who is John Galt). Do you also have priests? And do they like to molest little boys? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ass-troll physics My generation put boots on the moon. You guys can't even stay in LEO. Mars? Fuck that, I gotta post this video to Facebook! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey you can't fuck you might as well play golf. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kelly Clarkson is singing his praises "But Ms Clarkson's Paul-lauding tweet had a dramatic impact on the fortunes of her most recent album, "Stronger". Sales soared 442 per cent between Thursday and Friday of last week, pushing the album up from the 38th spot on Amazon's sales list to the top 10, according to a report by CNNMoney." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like he said though, Is owning a horse a right? Back in the day it would be hard to live without one but what about now? Internet as a basic right is right up there with donnalee's Basic Income and usufructing private property. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not really Ability to make fire is a skill not a right. However, the thing with rights is they don't change, not the basic ones. True they may be curtailed or denied altogether but they are still basic rights. Life, Liberty, Pursuit of Happiness. That is pretty constant across race, religion, sex, age, etc. There are other fundamental human rights that don't really change. They are things that all human beings desire. I wouldn't count owning a MacBook, a car, or even having Internet access on a par with any of those. Once you start including things like that you might as well say that owning an XBOX or PS3 is a basic right or what about a TV? Before the Internet how could you stay informed and entertained without a tv? Should that be a right? Should we begin airdropping Zeniths onto the Serenghetti? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand and agree with the GPCD stuff, as for audience I think soapboxes and handbills have served pretty well. It's surprising how fast a 'meme' can propagate even without a world-wide web. If it is an effective one that is. I certainly agree that we should give more people access to the internet and any other communication like you say but I hesitate to claim it is a basic right. I'm afraid if we start saying this and that are rights then it blurs the line over what really is a fundamental right and what is not a right but a necessity in a modern world. Today a car or access to a similar vehicle is very much a necessity in most parts of the modern world but I can imagine in 20 years that not being the case for a variety of reasons. So should we say that car ownership is a right today but not tomorrow? Then why can't Sen Billy Bob claim that free speech was a right 200 years ago but that we can't expect it today? Fuck that. And who cares what Vint did or didn't do? Why does anybody pay any attention to that boingboing fellow when he says shit? It doesn't matter if Vint or MDC said it, I just don't believe that internet access is a basic right. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All right Del, I see what you are saying but are you ready to die for that right for others? You see all those other fundamental rights, a large number of people were willing to put their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor on the line in order that we might all enjoy those rights. So are you willing to make the sacrifice to ensure that future generations have an internet connection? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look, all those arguments make absolutely no difference. The only argument that matters is, does current copyright law protect Mickey Mouse? That's it. Nothing else matters. Everybody knows that copyright as it is is totally bullshit. They also know that free-for-all copying is not the right way to go either. The way forward lies somewhere between the two extremes but whenever Mickey comes due to go into the public domain then Disney pops up waving their dick around and causing all the shit that we are dealing with today. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know what you're talking about we used to sell them in the cave. I don't know what they're called though, never thought about it. We had other shit like this wooden thing with a hook, it went into another wood piece that you could see a loop of rubber band. You'd tell people to try to hook the rubber band but they couldn't do it. (Not possible). Then you would mess with it a sec and pull the hook out a bit and it snap back like you hooked it but it was a trick. We had them mexican things with a ball and string and you try to get the ball in the hole. And of course we had them god damn drinking birds. You get their beak wet and then they would rock back and forth and eventually take another drink. Whole bunch of other shit too that people would buy for three or four times what it was worth just to remember their visit to a big hole in the ground. I can't complain though, all that crap helped to buy my first house and allowed me to move out of that cave. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, sorry my friend I already sold that outfit off to some other poor sumbitch. Long time ago, shit, that was 20+ years ago. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All I can tell you is One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter and vice versa. In the dark, all cats are grey. I was in Beirut in '81 - '83. That was called a peacekeeping mission. We PEACE'd the shit out of some motherfuckers, I tell you what. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds to me like he's saying Deficits Don't Matter, (at least not in the way most people think they do) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. TSA and other Security Theatre reminds me of Ernie's banana. Bert comes home to find Ernie with a banana stuck in his ear. Bert asks Ernie why does he have a banana stuck in his ear. Ernie says it is to keep the alligators away. Bert replies that there are no alligators on Sesame Street. Ernie says, "See, it's working!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <3 for Last Sentence it is as annoying as folks that say LOL or OMG in real life. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Or slam them repeatedly against a big rock. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Next thing you'll be giving up sex! It's like money, you only live once and you can't take it with you. Best to get the most enjoyment while you're here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Can you make calls? As in like dial a number? (408) 947-STOP or go to https://www.tipsubmit.com/WebTips.aspx" If you want to do it online. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Surprise! You now have a trojan! "The latest information suggests that it is not a rumour but a pure and simple hoax aimed at spreading a dangerous trojan computer virus. " I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ClamAV reports your diary is infected with cooties and horsecock. Recommended Action: Kill it with FIRE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think I saw that movie . . . wasn't too bad. I particularly enjoyed the Brahmin BBQ scene. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Side Effects http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/i-RW4cN8t/0/L/i-RW4cN8t-XL.jpg I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Burrito means 'little donkey' and got their name from the fact that a rolled up burrito looks like a little donkey dick. They are the best way to hide 'mystery meat', pork, chicken, canine, feline, wino. They can be quite delicious at times but primarily they are easy to eat like a snack. Excellent drunk food and pretty ok when you have the munchies. I prefer a taco or enchilada but a burrito is fine too. Meow! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is this something I would need to rape a virgin to understand? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. May I smoke my pipe as well? Now if one were to determine what attribute the kurons share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a Large Sodomizing Cawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Trolls share with a beast, it would be that of the turd. If a turd were to roll in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk? I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them. All you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, when rusty conducts a search of a website suspected of hiding Trolls. Where does he look? He looks in the modsub, he looks in the diary ghetto, he looks in the comments, he looks everywhere he would hide, but there's so many places in which it would never occur to rusty to hide. However, the reason we are here in the ass end of the 'net today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats turds are capable of once they abandon dignity. What a tremendously hostile world that a turd must endure. Yet not only does it survive, it thrives! Because the little shit has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur Lexx is what a Troll shares with a turd. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd just raise taxes, I'd raise me the shit out of some taxes. I'd take that revenue and regulate the fuck out of some businesses. They'd get regulated so hard their head would spin. As for killing, I'd kill off some of these huge mega corps. They want to run to Europe or Asia, let 'em run. As you can see, I have absolutely no ethics at all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Call Me Blondie Call me on the line call me, call me any, anytime. Call me my love, you can call me any day or night, call me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he speaks the languages of love, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, amore, chiamami, chiamami oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day Call me my love call me, call me any, anytime. Call me for a ride, call me, call me for some overtime. Call me my love call me, call me in a sweet design Call me call me for your lover's lover's alibi Call me on the line call me, call me any, anytime Call me Oh, call me, oh, oh, ah Call me my love Call me, call me any, anytime! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I feel bad for Pnarp He was getting a lot of attention as the resident nutjob with his squirrels and gnomes. Then Big Bent Crawford rolls back into Dodge and it's all P-who? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. As long as they're consenting adults . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know, displayed in ALL CAPS that way, he really does sound like some full-of-himself megalomaniacal cartoon villain. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS Actually I saw Mystery Men and I can only remember one single thing about it. It auto matically pops into my head whenever I hear 'Mystery Men' otherwise the movie is a complete blank. The one single thing is William H Macy (aka The Shoveller) and he is like totally William H Macy. He says stuff like 'This is egg salad. It's loaded with cholesterol, the wife won't even let me touch it.' and 'I gotta get home, it's kinda late'. Shit like that and he's like a superhero you know but hey he's got responsibilities too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Internets is Serious Business No Joke-A 'bout da SOPA! unless it's like "SOPA: Sekret Organization to Penetrate ur Anus". That is ok. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In bed and passed out by 20:30 Seen one damn New Year seen 'em all. I'll be up fucking around bright and early Sunday morning. Wake & Bake is the best way to ring in a New Year. Around here they have a tradition that you got to eat Ham, Black-eyed peas & Cabbage New Years Day. I think it's a bunch of bullshit but that's what they want so I said I'd fire up the smoker and smoke us a ham and make some b-e peas in the crock-pot (slow-cooker). How do you all like to season your cabbage? I usually just throw in salt and boil the shit out of it but maybe you all have some better ideas bout that. I'll make some pan cornbread and hot rolls, sweet tea and I reckon that'll be it. If'n they want desert I got ass-cream in the freezer. Got a mild buzz going already, I'm fixin' to start drinkin' here in about five minutes. I ain't going nowheres till Monday I reckon. Texas State Troopers are out and they is broke and hungry. I think after this weekend they go into hibernation or something till spring thaw. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you're ever in Texas We all talk like that. Mostly. It's one of them stereotypes what is true. Of course there is a bit of difference depending on what part of the state you're in. Some folks sound like Barry Corbin, others sound a bit like Festus (that's me). A lot generally sound like Tommy Lee Jones. That recipe sounds like some larrupin' good cabbage but I figure I ain't got a couple of months. Just till now and Sunday. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We both have it We play on Live together when we can. I like to get that one Mexican fella. When I hit 'B' on the XBOX he starts talking Mexican, "O' gringo! Muchalitito a grandes noches . . . sumpthin like that. Anyways we were doing some mission and I kept spamming that B button while riding along and directly his character up and shot mine right in the HEAD! Then for a good twenty minutes afterward, everytime I respawned he 'd gun me down like a dirty dog. I'm a bit more careful of that B button. I enjoy that game a good bit, I also like playing as Bill Williamson because we look a bit alike. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you liked Silent Running I would also suggest Moon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While correct in theory not correct in practice many folks for whom this legislation will be a burden will not have the luxury of just leaving the country. Only the very rich and the very poor are served anymore in this country and the poor shmuck just working for a living and the weekend get fucked each and every day, harder, stronger, faster, longer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Judy Tenuta says, "It could happen!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe he was just 'Tequilas his meeds' at the time and it slipped his mind. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cold and Hungry. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pretty average, I mean, I ain't knocking the girl but I don't think a female of that caliber would be difficult to land in sunny Callie-forny. But hey, you know, some guys like steak, some like hamburger and a few are into that good sushi. It's what makes the world go-round. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. #1 Make your own http://www.reddit.com/reddits/create Looks easy as falling off a log to me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oggku An error occurs while processing directive. Crawford sleeps, and dreams. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DO YOU WWEBSITE ON THE INTERNET? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Double-wides don't kill people, people do. Yew kin have muh Airstream when you pry it off muh cold dead ass! (But Please bury me with my remote, else I cain't watch the Cowboys or NASCAR! They DO have NASCAR in heaven right? RIGHT?) A man's double-wide is his castle, his Laz-E-Boy a throne and his F150 a faithful steed! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd reckon it's the Naugahyde in the furniture. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Or the Crystal Meth in the blood stream one or t'other. Hard to say. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. gimme gimme gimme I know your type, you're the type of guy that would fuck a man in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Right back at ya and in SPADES ; ) Obligatory for this diary: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious /secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What nice, warm blankets to shelter in on a cold winter night. And such wonderful colors too. Our sunsets will be FABULOUS for the next decade! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sunny, over-easy or hard-boiled Don't really care much for scrambled because in the service if they fed us scrambled eggs then you couldn't be absolutely sure they were real eggs or not. Even if they were real you couldn't be absolutely certain what animal they came from. I mean we visited a lot of countries you know. Those could be Ostrich eggs or platypus eggs or even some kind of snake eggs. Fortunately most of the time we had fresh eggs and they would cook 'em to order. That is one damn thing about the Navy. They fed us really well. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HAI! ROR! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I already used Keepvid save as mp3 but it would be nice if there was one with a higher bitrate. Still and all it sounds good playing in the background of Fallout New Vegas. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Y'all have fun! Cause you know, Texas will just secede, (probably taking parts of OK, & New Mexico with it). We'll release all the prisoners currently in the Huntsville area into Missouri. Roaming armed bandits the likes of which ain't been seen since the end of the civil war. We'll have our own currency, it'll have a picture of Sam Houston on the front and the alamo on the back. We'll crank up the Armadillo Air & Spaceport and be flying tourists to LEO in 6 mos and to the first Lunar Base, Doggett Control within 5 yrs. We'll be mining asteroids and comets within two decades. They'll be a nice big fence between us & y'all with a free-fire zone in between to keep out riff-raff. We'll let the elderly man drone weapon systems from their internet connection at home to help patrol. Yeah, it'll be a little rough around here for a little bit but nothing a country boy or gal can't survive. After that we'll be wondering why we didn't think of it sooner, I'll tell you what. (you're welcome to put any of that into your story there Mr. Core.) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't say annex I reckon if the shit accidentally the fan in the US then a bunch would come of their own accord, we ain't gonna be forcing them into doing anything they don't wanna. I reckon most of Louisiana would want to come with us as well but I don't know about that. It would be a major drain on the fledgling nation. Kinda like getting pegged with East Germany and shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck 'em, let 'em get their own fucking country, AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HEY THERE AMEEGRO WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE, SET THAT FRUIT BASKET DOWN AND GET ME A CERVESA YOU SAVVY? DON'T BE BITCHIN' NOW, I PAY YOU GOOD GOD DAMN MONEY. YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR THAT DOLLAR. MAKE ME A TACO WHILE YORE AT IT JOSE, HEH HEH, MUCH GRASS IN YO' ASS! NOW GET BACK TO WORK! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. RIIIICCCOOOOOLLLLLAAAA!!!! But Cyanide works pretty good too I understand. It really is awful gross when people come to work sniffling and sneezing, coughing and wheezing. It makes it uncomfortable for everybody else. Not saying that is what you're doing, just making a general comment. Thing is, in the US people need that paycheck and they can't afford to go to a doctor anyways unless they're nearly dead already. US has great healthcare that is for sure except it is only available to the very rich or the very poor! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What the fuck just happened? Did I miss it? What the fuck was it? Whatever it was I'm not responsible and I never saw a thing! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hair from what I remember I seem to recall that playboy was primarily girls showing tits and pubic hair. Penthouse was a bit more creative and allowed a little more than just tits and bush. I don't know anything about the others he mentioned. Pre-Internet I liked Cheri, Hustler, and Oui, all of which were at about the same level as adult site ads are now only with air-brushing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That idea right there is the cancer that is killing America, according to the linked article. That the government, or anyone for that matter, should give you anything. Why? Why can't you work and provide your own home? Why does the government need to give you an income? What prevents you from earning a living? Because you got kicked out of school for toking up in the bathroom and now find it difficult to seek employment? Because you don't like to deal with people face to face? Or maybe it is just because it would simply be more convenient if you could do whatever you wanted with your time and depend on Uncle Sam to 'take care of you'? Why does the government need to do anything other than establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity? I am against Big Business robbing us at every opportunity and getting away with it. But I'm not so sure I care for folks that want to just sit on their butt expecting to get everything handed to them either. Some can't help it. People like Mike need a little help now and then. People like Blastar might need a little more help from time to time. I'm for helping people like that because I feel like as a nation we're only as strong as our weakest links. But you don't usually see those people crying give me give me. They generally try to manage best they can with what they have. On the other hand you have folks that just don't give a shit for nothing saying, in effect, Life sucks, it's too fucking hard so just make it easy for me. I certainly want to give those kinds of folks something that is for sure. I'd like to give them a good hard boot right in their lazy ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You still ain't answered the question. Why should you be given a free home? Why should you be given a basic income? Any particular reason or just because you want it? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I ain't a judge. I didn't say this is the way it has to be. I asked you why you believed what you did. I told you how I felt about folks that believe like you do. I still want to know why you feel that the government should provide any of those things for which you constantly ask. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How does any of those things advance knowledge? I would think that better education and the investment in Research would be more conducive to advancing knowledge. I don't believe we made it to the moon by giving all the NASA scientists free housing and food stamps. I don't believe the physicists at the LHC are taking hikes and usufructing in their search for the Higgs boson. Am I misunderstanding some fundamental principle here? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree it is a new world but again I don't believe that the people that enabled online education or communication or any of that did so because they were given free housing, free food or any of that. Let me see if I can't perhaps get a better perspective from the other side. Maybe I'm looking at this from the wrong end. Let me ask you, can you name for me any great advancement that was brought about by someone who was on welfare and public housing? You know, somebody that had a government supplied place to live and government provided food to eat, and maybe a cash stipend so they could get internet and that so they could participate in these online education things and collaborations. Now I know for a fact that in places like Houston and St Louis there are a large number of folks living in just those conditions. I would suppose that there were a number of those folks in other places too. I ain't saying there is an enormous number of them relative to the population but still a good number of them with just the sort of infrastructure you propose. Now out of them how many are taking advantage of that and how many have advanced human knowledge? How many do you suppose that have taken advantage have used that advantage to do just the opposite and move out of those conditions and find themselves regular employment? Why would they do that if having their basic needs supplied by the government is so wonderful? Doesn't make a lot of sense does it? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Exactly, you try to do what you can when you have the chance. As you have said before, lots of folks out their needing help they don't even know it's there. But they ain't going well shit give me give me, they're too busy trying to survive and do what they can. Then you have other folks gaming the system, getting everything they can whether they need it or not and not even satisfied with that they want more more more. End up with people at the top and the bottom bleeding the shit out of the fuckers in the middle. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, FuckMe Festivus, and a Salubrious Saturnalia to All! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why stop at the empty houses? Wouldn't it be even better to make everyone open their doors to all and sundry? Why should someone be denied cable tv, internet, a fully stocked larder? Why should someone have to be content with a dark and empty home with no furnishings when with a simple stroke of a pen we can make all those folks who have a nice bright warm house be required to take in those less fortunate than themselves? Wouldn't that be to the better good? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But that seems fundamentally unfair Sure you have all these homes standing empty but I think man, you put a homeless person in their and they are going to need heat and electricity and internet and all this good tech so they can study and participate in challenges to advance knowledge. Well hell, we already have people with homes that have those things. They aren't using it all the time anyway and even when they are it is probably for less cerebral pursuits. They're probably watching sports or looking at porn anyways. You've already decided that those folks who might own the homes but aren't using them should forfeit and let the homeless move in. Why shouldn't those who aren't making the most efficient use of their stuff forfeit as well? I mean if a man has two TV's he can't watch but one at a time right? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't get it either Maybe Lukashenko & the KGB boys would rather have some bare-chested manly types protesting instead? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. #5 People that look like an old sack riding in the back. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, I thought Sid Meier had decided to end the franchise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. She'll never be able to satisfy you like your iPad can. I recommend starting slow, say follow her on Twitter. Later work your way up to Friend on Facebook. See if she Likes any of your statuses, see if she retweets you. If she does you can start to text her, otherwise it probably wasn't meant to be. Dating in the tweens is sooo complicated! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. RULES.INI So what's next sharewareguy? Warcraft Orcs vs Humans or maybe Thief II: The Metal Age? You know, you're nearly in the right neighborhood for GTA III. Enjoy your gaming though. It's fun sometimes to tiptoe through games of yore. I tell you, one that actually held up pretty well is No One Lives Forever. Came out in like 2000 and was fun to replay fairly recently. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've seen what passes for sex in Japan so I don't blame them for being uninterested. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't have any good links do you? To something similar? I'm going to the in-lawls for Festivus and my brother-in-law is into that kind of anime. We got to talking once about computers and that and he was like, "You know anything about anime?" and I'm like, 'Oh yeah, I love that shit. I got some Appleseed and some GitS.' And he's like, "No, I mean like this..." And I'm like, 'Woah, if that was live-action I believe that would be illegal in this county.' Anyways, I wouldn't even know where to look for that type of thing and afraid to get the relevant keywords tied up with my Google account. It's no big deal anyways, he can get his own porn. Still it might be cool to slip him a CD for the holiday. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HORY SHEET! And all them veterans from Iraq needing something to Occupy themselves with too. Corincidence? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Commies might be okay with it if we told them we wouldn't bitch if they were to roll all up into Taiwan . . . ; ) - I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A Random Thought So I'm reading something about how the sponsor of SOPA, (Rep. Lamar Smith) has been getting large campaign donations from the Television, Film and Music Industry for like the last decade. Now, I realize that it takes big bucks to run campaigns and that is not going to change anytime soon. Ads, staffers, leaflets, signs, etc. It all costs moola. And while I don't agree that "Corporations are People Too!" I can understand where it gets difficult to draw the line between individuals and large groups that want to support their candidate of choice. So I would like to see that it remains easy for folks to contribute but at the same time we need transparency as to who is bankrolling who. I Think You Can See Where I Am Going With This What I propose is simple and taken right from honest American Sports. Just like NASCAR, the politicians need to wear their sponsors logos right on their suits. The area of the logo would be proportional to the amount given. Hell, they can put logos on their seats, their desks, and even have little flags around them. They could start sporting hats in the chamber with their corporate sponsor logos on them also. A plaque on the front of their desk could list individual donors. In this way, when a senator or representative stood up to speak then you could visually tell immediately where the guy (or gal) was getting their funding. I believe that this would go a long way toward clearing up a lot of the confusion we see in our current, unadorned, political theatre. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! Because I don't trust them bastards to have a constitutional convention. Fuckers would lard up an amendment with so much shit it would end up looking like a goddamn Turducken Cowhogfish. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So in today's political climate Mission Impossible. I don't think they could get two-thirds to agree to anything that didn't end up with them stuffing wads of cash into their pockets. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. CURRENT political climate. Not back when statesmanship still meant something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Also, in reply to 'If the "live human only campaign financing" amendment were publicized widely enough, no legislator would want to be seen in the press voting against it.' Much like if the risk of defaulting on the governments obligations were widely publicized no legislator would want to be seen making America a deadbeat just to make the President look bad. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There you go right there. And really, wouldn't seeing that while they're talking make a lot of what comes out their mouth make a hell of a lot more sense? Hell, they could get rid of the whole (D) & (R) shit altogether! Just list the stock symbols instead. Clarity! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. #157 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where's my money? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's usually one-line stuff Easy to skip over. I barely notice anymore. If it was like eight paragraphs of shit like it used to be then yeah. Maybe I might care. As it is, he's almost down to numbers already. # 41 - Usufruct! # 128 - Deficits don't matter! # 256 - Basic Income! So it's like: #41, #128, & #256 (0.00 / 14) (#2) by donnalee on Sat Dec 17, 2011 at 06:36:01 PM CST I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is always sad to lose one of our own COMPANY! Aten-SHUN! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How many racks of formatted AOL disks does it take to back up a PC? Let's Find Out! One. . . Two . . . Three . . . LOL! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Human rights stayed high on his agenda . . . and he was nominated several times for the Nobel Peace Prize. "He was a great and well-deserving man and will be greatly missed. May he rest in peace," said Polish dissident leader Lech Walesa, himself a Nobel laureate. "He certainly deserved a Nobel Peace Prize, but in this world not everything is just. He was above all a theoretician who fought with the word and pen." If only he had been a secret muslim born in Kenya, they would've broken their necks to give him a prize! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am quite fond of potatoes myself Mashed, hashed, browned, fried, julienned, boiled, broiled, baked, baked again, smoked, with or without skin, floured, salted, peppered, cheesed, creamed, buttered, oh yeah, I is fond of 'taters! Not so fond of that dude however. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL iPhone even autocorrects Images The damn iPhone is going to be the downfall of civilization. Weird iPhone HDR image From Facebook to the New York Testicle. The iPhone is Autocorrecting Vaginas and making Macheads sound like Dumbledore. It was bad enough with 1337speak and txt spllng now we have gaysex corrected posts in every forum. This is the future? I don't know what I expected when I clicked but I never expected THAT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Rick Perry has three good reasons you should not support Ron Paul. First off he's a Texan and we all know how that turned out last time. Second, he's old and not as good looking as Perry is, and third. Uh, let's see third, um. I'm drawing a blank here. Let me think . . . nope! Oops! Mitt Romney will bet you $10,000 that Ron Paul is not a good candidate. And Newt Gingrinch says you can't trust Ron Paul because the man has been married to the same woman since 1957! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vanille is in a committed lesbian relationship with the masculine Fang. Therefore Vanille is the female equivalent of the male mincing twink gay fag. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You just make too damn much sense to be on the Internet I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know why they'd get nasty unless they thought you were trolling in some way. I always figured you for female. I always knew LilDebbie was male just as I knew donnalee was trane from the get go. I was a little surprised that Lady3Jane is a male and I'm pretty sure he must be gay or something because he has such a feminine quality to his writing. RedCatBlack on the other hand I'm not sure about, guy or gal. Oh well it doesn't matter anyways. Primarily I was commenting on your comment. That makes a lot of sense about the whole safe lesbianism thing. Not to say I was a player, I just remember back in the day making out with young girls under the watchful eyes of David Cassidy, Donny Osmond, Scott Baio, etc. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's okay, you're safe here. Have a hug ((((x)))) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Also, it's a 30 yr running joke between the wife and I, she'll say something like, "Well if you're unhappy you can always run off with some blonde-haired chickee with pointy titties." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Martha's First Time: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiEuVLzYk0k and her Last Time: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ud5eEPTPVk Drinking and eating oysters with Dave: - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZrUAIKkpOo (Dave pulls an MDC and chugs Tabasco) So much sexual tension . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I recall watching her on TV once where she introduced her 'tech guy', the man responsible for keeping the Martha Stewart media conglomerate online. He seemed quite young for that position and a bit shy. What I noticed though was she took every opportunity to touch him. Hand on the shoulder, hand on hand, hand on arm. The body language was giving the signal that they were either very very good friends or perhaps intimate. So who knows you might have a shot. Of course I would expect it to get rough, what with all that prison sex she got used to. She's a hardened felon you know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We really need some aliens to fight. If they don't exist we should manufacture them. It's really the only way to take us to the next level. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aye-firmative Cain: That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do? Perry: Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that. Newt:We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and Democrats mostly come at night... mostly. These candidates are here to represent the people. They're presidential candidates. It won't make any difference. My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are. Yes, there are, aren't there? Why do they tell little kids that? Until you came along it was true. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You could do like Pnarp just leave a blurb here and a link to your own site. Then those interested could follow up on it, the rest could ignore it. It's not like the old days when you would maybe get some good feedback. Mostly commentary would just be 'WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MESSING WITH TELESCOPES AND NOT SHIPPING WARP FROGG HAIKU ZOOLIB???' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Elementary my dear Watson! Elementary! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ow Gawd I expect to be hearing about this on the East Texas Fox Redneck News. MINNESOTA SCHOOLS ENGAGE IN SATANIC INCEST RITUAL IN SUPPORT OF OBAMA! TUNE IN AT 9:00! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You probably had it set too high. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, of course with rice my comment doesn't apply. I cook lots of meats and some veggies with little to no liquid. Rice though is kind of a problem because it needs liquid but it will suck it up. Same thing with noodles though, if you put a lot of liquid in and cook it high then you end up with goo. You might try cooking the meat for a bit then adding the rice later. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You do not have to put liquid in a crock I cook all the time with a crock and not every recipe requires liquid. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did Roxanne open the Puzzle Box? Did you help her harvest the other guys blood? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is this maybe related? Is that what they mean by "throw a prawn on the barbie"? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Perhaps the answer is that you simply pissed him off. Perhaps at the time you were honestly trying to be helpful but he just wanted you to shut up and go away for awhile. It's really no reflection on you either. There have been times in my life that people I really liked did something and I just wanted them to be quiet and step away. I still liked them I just didn't want the help at that time. Either way, only rusty knows for sure and what's done is done so time to move forward. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Problem is they often fuck up your shit as well Then when you go to get your justice you have to engage a lawyer and their lawyer and your lawyer get together and as soon as that happens, YOU ARE FUCKED. It doesn't matter if you're right or wrong the only one coming out of the deal winning is the fucking lawyers. GODDAMN FUCKING LAWYERS, FUCK! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Welcome to your brand new 2012 Ford Gato with OnStar Assisted Accutrac Autonomous Piloting. Please state your destination. "I'd like to go to 4112 West Oak." I heard Four-One-One-Two Westlake, is that correct? "No, WEST OAK, WEST OAK!" I'm sorry I didn't catch that, could you repeat the destination? "I SAID, FOUR ONE ONE TWO WEST OAK" Thank you, computing optimal course for 4112 West Oak. 'Wonderful!' I'm sorry, I didn't catch that, do want to change your destination? "NO NO I WANT TO GO TO 4112 WEST OAK" Very good, computing optimal course for 4112 West Oak. (15 min later) "Hey! Hey! You're headed toward a lake! STOP STOP!" I'm sorry but GPS has determined this is the most optimal route based on the most up-to-date data. "But I'm telling you you're headed for a god damn lake! When was the data last updated?" The data is current up to December 14th 2009. "Look, you're fucking headed for a lake I'm telling you! You need to STOP IMMEDIATELY!" Your feedback is valuable to us. I will submit a customer feedback message to OnStar Assist. You should receive a reply within five business days. "BUT YOU NEED TO STOP NOW!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE! WHY ARE THE DOORS LOCKED?" The doors are locked for your safety and protection. Please relax and we will be at your destination in approximately 12 minutes. Every precaution has been taken and absolutely nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong . . . "GLUB GLUB GLUB" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Can you write it up on your Macbook Pro then transfer to the phone for posting? Seems like something the Mac would be ready to do OOTB. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Goddamn! I need me a Butt Out today! That's going to make it so much easier on my fingers and teeth! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IGTT 2/10 It's actually a bit too modern for me. Colors, proportional fonts, dynamic threads. GET OFF MY LAWN! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wick Fowler 2-Alarm Chili mix is great Unfortunately celery and kidney beans have no business in chili. If you have to add a bean use pinto. You don't need tomato paste with them tomatoes all in there. I would probably throw in some garlic because hey garlic. Also don't underestimate the power of a bit of bacon end thrown in there for shits and giggles. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. As long as the chili is cooled quickly and covered it will be fine for up to four days in the fridge. Any reheated chili needs to be brought up to 165 F internally. Whatever doesn't get eaten (of the reheated portion) must be trashed. You don't want to reheat reheated food. After four days you want to freeze the remainder or throw it out. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What I mean is that if you don't freeze it after 4 days you need to throw it out not that it will auto-spoil in four days. It will most likely last a bit longer in the fridge than four days but it just isn't safe. Is that more clear? Like milk isn't going to be spoiled on the sell by date, but it won't last much longer than that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know in the old days we'd leave beans in a pot on the stove until they were gone and stuff like that. No one ever died. But that was a different world. I agree that the stuff is going to taste bad from the flavors it picks up in the fridge long before it goes 'bad'. But yes, I just wouldn't trust things like I used to when I was growing up. If I'm going to keep it then I'm going to freeze it in portions for reheating later. That or feed it to the cats. I'd rather be a pussy about it and not risk the drizzling shits than man up with the attitude 'what doesn't kill me outright just makes me stronger' while groaning on the john. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Children are all grown up, married and doing fine. Recent picture of my son. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Germany I dunno if they have gay marriage over there or not. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm 'The God Particle' ain't funky enough for you? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll have a rib-eye medium. I don't want it bloody and I don't want it burnt, I just want a little pink. A sirloin or New York strip is fine too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bone-in works I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A most excellent choice sir Not my very favorite but I damn sure wouldn't turn one down. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looking at that picture makes one wonder if maybe aliens didn't leave some tech back during the Big War. I know if I was a hayseed redneck out in the field and seen one of them drones my first thought would be little green men because that's all that would fit in the damn thing. The CIA needs to outfit them things with an anal probe. Right after they fix whatever caused it to fall out of the sky in the first place that is. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Another drone bites the dust This time in the Seychelles. Leon Panetta may have been partly responsible. 'What does this button do?' 'Sir, that is the . . . HOLY FUCK WHY DID YOU PUSH IT?' 'Oh shit, my bad, uh I think it's uh, ... I have an appointment, see you guys later! (to aide) Let's get the fuck out of here!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Can you imagine a reality show featuring Mike? It would be like Big Bang meets Jersey Shore. ABC should get right on it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Rabid squirrel stew with road kill 'possum bits Fried biscuits, yaller taters, muck beans and buttermilk with corn squeeze. That's a larrapin good dinner raht thar! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well that sure is interesting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqCoUvz_nwI Sounds like K5 on the weekend via http://www.metafilter.com/110395/24-hours-of-ambient-STNG-USS-Enterprise-engine- noise-SLYT Wow, just wow! http://www.youhavedownloaded.com/ "Hi Pirate! We got you! You like torrents, don't you? At least someone in your house does. It looks like you are from United States, somewhere around Texas. According to our records, you have downloaded a couple of files. Below is a table with examples..." o_O KAHHHHHHHNNNNN!!!! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a joke From the bottom of the page: "Don't take it seriously The privacy policy, the contact us page -- it's all a joke. We came up with the idea of building a crawler like this and keeping the maintenance price under $300 a month. There was only one way to prove our theory worked -- to implement it in practice. So we did. Now, we find ourselves with a big crawler. We knew what it did but we didn't know how to use it. So we decided to make a joke out of it. That's the beauty of jokes -- you can make them out of anything. However, if you have a better idea -- don't hesitate to contact us." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, yours is more interesting. What really got me about the link was someone going to the trouble for that, and the Mefi linked to a 24hr loop. To me that is not so much Uber geeky as Uber Nerdy like something The Big Bang Theory would do on their show. Personally I like white noise at night, to drown out ticking clocks, etc. Or sometimes when I'm working. I don't like to listen to music so much because I get distracted by the words or the song. I like these: http://somafm.com/dronezone/ (Most of the stuff at Soma.FM is great.) http://bluemars.org/bluemars.php & http://bluemars.org/cryosleep.php I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was thinking about this subject yesterday while reading this. I think Art is a fixed form of human expression. By fixed I mean that it has to exist at a point in time. So an idea or thought can't be art. A performance can be but each performance is it's own work of art and exists as art only during that performance. A video of the performance would not be art unless the videographer or photographer meant it as an expression in which case it would be a work of art but separate from the performance itself. By human I mean that art is uniquely human. So that if one were to program a computer such that it created music that music would not be art. Tools can be used but at the core there has to be a human involved. Similarly, while a sunset or cloud traces from particle annihilation in the LHC might be considered very beautiful, they are not art. By expression I mean that for the artist the work is a means of expression. This covers things like 'are video games art?'. If the video game is intended by the developer to express an idea then it would be art. Whereas if the developer is creating something to simply be an entertaining way to pass the time then it wouldn't be art. I'm sure there are people that will have trouble with this definition. I think it works pretty well myself. It definitely makes things like Christo's work, your example of Cloaca, and yes, even shit in a can if it's something the artist is using to express an idea or emotion is Art. It would exclude things like Angry Birds though. I suppose that makes me effete and fucking disgusting. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looks like a Dude suffering from constipation but I'd still hit it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't think it bizarre . . . To be concerned about EMPs. I can't really talk about it much you understand but they don't even have to bomb us in order to fuck shit up good. You could light off some fairly small-yield warheads high in the atmosphere and cause problems with vehicular traffic, communications, computer systems, etc. Can be pretty nasty actually. Civilian shit will suffer the worst. Military isn't completely hardened against it either. Oh some things sure. BTW We have an app for that. Maybe why Newt is trippin'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Uh huh, I'm not a scare monger, shit happens regardless but that article is hilarious. "If we have enemies capable of getting a nuke over the US, which we don't . . ." Straight up LOLing. It isn't that they don't have the capability but that the payback would be a real bitch. "Why would anyone want to turn off our lights instead of, say, destroying New York City or Washington?" Would be a good first step toward an invasion, not that I'm saying that is something that is going to happen, it is always a possibility. "It is highly unlikely that any adversary would choose to--or, in the case of a terrorist cell, even be remotely capable of-carrying out a nuclear EMP strike against the US." - Now here, I know I sound chicken little but really, before Sept 11th nobody figured it likely that a terrorist cell could or would attempt to take out the twin towers either. Well, I'm not going to wring my hands over it just like I ain't going to worry about an asteroid crashing into the planet one day although I figure at some point it will happen. But I wouldn't just dismiss the idea out of hand. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you sure he didn't? Have you seen any of our products lately? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Knowing the rules of the game does not imply the same skillset as being able to win at that game. Besides, why do you talk? From your recent diaries you admit to being completely full of shit anyways. Better get that enema man. It ain't no good when a man can't take a healthy shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't mean that as an attack honestly You talking about being constipated or literally full of shit right? Have a hug dawg. (((*))) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bookmark: http://www.civfanatics.com/ http://www.civfanatics.com/ WorldBuilder is included in the Civilization V SDK, which is currently available for download from Steam as a utility. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Red Robin? Yum! Actually, never eaten there. Closest one is down in the Woodlands and I ain't going to drive that far to get a hamburger. I do like the tv ad where the Dad comes in to tell his daughter to get ready because the family is going to Red Robin and the teen boyfriend pops out from behind the drapes. Reminds me of me at that age. It's tough for a teen boy to figure which he wants to eat more. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh yeah, did you get that enema ZJC suggested? They're less than $10 bucks at Walmart. Your Goldwater republican wife will be quite familiar with it. I'm sure her Mom has one just like it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My outlook was impacted much more by The Outsiders than Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and I read them right about the same time. For what that is worth. I was also reading Fear of Flying about then also which fucked up my philosophical worldview even more. I would have to vote "whack". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't doubt it but the quote leads me to wonder How many does our odd form of Imperial Republic plus Capitalism directly kill every day? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is this that social worker, the stripper, or the bus driver? I'm getting them all confused. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aren't we all rats? Yeah, we are monkeys but before we were monkeys we were rats right? Tiny rats Occupying Jurrassic Park or something. Down with the Fat Cat Reptilians! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When you woke up today You didn't have $5 in your hand and a sore asshole did you? I've heard that happens sometimes when you get all tweaked up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks I have Oblivion and really except for the Shivering Isles expansion it is pretty lame. It looks gorgeous of course and this is where they introduced the whole scheduling thing. People get up, eat and go to work, get off and go do some shit, then go back home to bed. On the other hand this is where they decided everything had to be voiced but they only hired 4 voice actors. All the males are voiced by the same two dudes and all the females are voiced by the same two chicks. The worse is the beggars, they ask you for coin in a cracked british accent then switch to the standard male/female voice for any other interaction. I really tried to enjoy it, I think I must have tried four or five times then gave up and removed it. The construction set comes with it and I did have some fun building shit for the game but it was nothing like in Morrowind. In Morrowind I built a steam-powered airship to carry my Mage across Vvardenfell. It had rotating airscrews, a command bridge, you could enter it and there was a cabin, cargo hold, galley and engine room. (it used Dwemer parts). The construction set was almost more fun than the game! I built a ship in Oblivion but it didn't fly or really go anywhere just stayed moored to the dock in Anvil. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not mine but this will give you an idea of the shit you can construct in Morrowind. In Oblivion they took away levitation because of the way they built the cities. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T4iw-qaCZ8 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nice foot I'm almost embarrassed at the vinyl I have. Fucking Ted Nugent Double Live Gonzo. And look at how that cocksucker turned out. Styx The Grand Illusion and look how those cock suckers turned out. Black Sabbath Paranoid and what the fuck is up with those cocksuckers. Supertramp Breakfast in America goddamn. That's just the ones I dare mention. It gets worse. If anyone got a glimpse of my 8-track collection, well it might be time for me to take a hike in the woods. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. way better drugs, way worse music I like that. Very insightful. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That age is over Hope you enjoyed it but nothing lasts forever. Sad isn't it? Oh well. You did see the writing on the wall did you not? Back when defacing a web page became 'hacking'. Hey GOOGLE! Get off my lawn! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Does a mouth-harp or kazoo count? I could maybe eat a bowl of pinto beans and try to fart Jingle Bells. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If we can't send unmanned recon drones to Iran I guess we'll have to send manned attack aircraft instead. I wonder if they'd rather have their picture taken or try to catch a cruise missile. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It really is too bad that the IRL BLT doesn't look anything like that picture on the menu. I ordered it once because I am a big fan of Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato on bread with mayonnaise. But what I got was like four tiny slices of that microwave bacon. It could have been vegetarian as far as I'm concerned. It's Subway, they should be piling up bacon like they own a hog farm. Black Forest Ham is my usual poison. Slathered in Sweet Onion sauce. It's pretty good eating for a sandwich. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The older movie A satellite goes up and gets hit by a micrometeor containing this weird virus that eats plastic and turns folks blood into dust. The only survivors in the town it crashes nearby are a drunk and a baby. The film has not aged well in my opinion. One major reason is that we have already seen several bio outbreak movies so it seems like just another virus movie. When it came out though it was full of new ideas. I wouldn't break a sweat over this kind of movie today but when it came out I had some freaky nightmares. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wouldn't it be Awesome if we could get rusty to add a script that looped Christmas music on K5 24/7? Imagine reading MDC's latest essay to the strains of a midi version of 'Walking through a Winter Wonderland" Or perusing Pnarp's diary with "Let it Snow" . We got to make this happen people. It would be so great! We would get so much attention. It would be just like when beaverfever6969 tweeted that thing and they read it on CNN. We could have little hats on our username. EVERYBODY likes hats, even lostincali! So yeah, we need midi christmas toons and little tiny hats. What would you do to boost the look of K5 over the holidays? As it should be I never understood this whole 'live out loud' shit in the first place. I use The Facebook and it is okay after you set it not to tell you anything about 'Auntie Dillo needs a Pony! Will you help her get a pony?'. If you put anything up there you wouldn't want published in the Yellow pages then you're an idiot anyway and deserve what you get. IMHO. One side effect is my local paper has an FB page and the reporters post to it constantly. If I pick up my local paper or read it online it might have maybe 7 stories that didn't come off the wire. When I read their FB page it's like I get running commentary on what is really going on around town. As for Zuckerburg what did they expect? Pictures of wheelbarrows full of cash, fruit bowls filled to the rim with cocaine, and barely-legal scantily clad babes sipping champagne? You'd think they would know by now from the example set by Bill Gates what rich nerds are truly like. Which is just like regular nerds only with more money. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't count, Armstrong wasn't Jewish I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More proof that atheism is a religion You don't see agnostics trying to fight Christians over decorations. NORMAL people have better things to do with their time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Porn Obamac I sweat! What yellow is competent Nicaragua. If they plaid purple ferrets stupid you washing his vagina marijuana. I think maybevyou house get a nude phenome! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's going to claim the mirror bit was a troll. tdillo's Damn Law of Symmetry: You're damned if you do and damned if you don't. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Correction Economy seems to be bad only for certain segments of the population. The rest of the population appears to be doing quite well. When queried as to what those who are less prosperous could do to ease their burdens, the prosperous replied, "Let them eat cake!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A few dates at Denny's would fix that right up. This guy was watching the game and his wife come out of the bathroom and said, "You NEVER pay any attention to me! I'm going to get breast implants to make my tits bigger so maybe you'll notice me!" Guy says, "Save your money, just rub toilet paper all over your chest." She says, "How in the hell is rubbing toilet paper on my boobs going to get my tits bigger???" He says, " Well hell baby, look what it already done for your ass!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know what I think? Damn it! Eddie Van Halen said, "There was a lot of cocaine on the console--and it wasn't necessarily the band's. That was a problem." She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie; cocaine. Cocaine, cocaine, 'Round my heart and runnin' 'round my brain, cocaine, aw, you ol' cocaine. I woke up this mornin', Lord, I had a hunger pain. And all I want for breakfast is my good cocaine, cocaine, aw you ol' cocaine. Jump out of bed, Mama, run downtown; take along the money and look all around. Find the man, the man that sells cocaine. Cocaine, aw you ol' cocaine. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kid Rock says, 'Being a father helps me be more responsible... you see more things than you've ever seen. ... I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids. ... But I'm a great father. That's why I got custody." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Never snorted any coffee grounds but I have 'dipped' them, as in 'just a pinch between the cheek and gum'. I thought it was interesting that you chug Tabasco. Sometimes when my friends and I are a bit rowdy I'll chug a bottle of Tabasco. Their eyes get all wide and shit but really it ain't no thing. I regularly eat habaneros and serranos. That Dave Letterman though, jeez, I seen him eat cat food and other really nasty shit. It won't hurt ya, but damn I gag on the smell alone! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'I ahm da Pahty Poopah' "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Clyde plays an electric bass and he plays it with finesse and grace. He just sits on his porch without no shoes, a-picking that bass and singing the blues. Since misery loves company he got his old dog singing harmony. Got a tambourine tied to his tail, you can hear him moan, you can hear him wail. Jody May--she got a dollar--from down the road you can hear her holler, "Get up Clyde, we got something to do! That old dog can sing the blues!" Now Clyde, he don't move and he don't flinch. Clyde, he don't even move an inch. He just sits on his porch without no shoes, a-picking his bass and singing the blues. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I personally don't care for ukeleles. Mandolins though, do make a sweet sound. If anything I would figure the hipsters to either pick the banjo or perhaps the trombone as their weapon of choice. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't the drugs you require for your condition make you impotent? I remember you saying something about you could stroke it all night and nothing happened or something like that. Besides that I doubt Ms Olsen would be satisfied with the State aid you get. Stick to the strippers and make them happy. I think David Lee Roth said something once like, 'Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.' He also said, "You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians." David Lee Roth sure was a smart-ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. David Lee Roth said, "I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money." Fucking David Lee Roth man. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This useful diary content brought to you by power guido. Gym, Tan, Laundry, 4lyfe! 12 years, huh, didn't realize. It's just about ready to be decanted then. . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. For some reason this diary jogged a bit of my memory. I joined the Navy right after HS (about 1980) and my buddy joined the Marines. We kept in touch some, when we could, it wasn't like we had the net you understand. Anyways, one time we were talking and he told me that we would soon be involved in Iran. They had jodies made up and gear ready to go. I don't know what happened but he ended up going down to Nicaragua instead. Then I kind of lost track of him after that Operation "Just 'Cuz". No point to this comment really other than it always seems odd how the same damn handful of country names keep popping up again and again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My uncle bought a motel. I think it took him about ten years to recover from that boondoggle. It wasn't that fun and he ended up going bald. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your posts are atrocious. There has simply got to be some better way for you to clean up your text before posting. They are entirely too painful to read. There is no way people can address the question of why mobile sites such as dice.com are useless when it requires so much cognitive ability simply to decipher your text. It would be more readable if you just told Cricket what you wanted to say and had the cat walk across the screen. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I admit to knowing little physics but that sounds like BS to me. It would think that in both cases the cream and the tea would tend toward some temperature equilibrium. I believe the whole system would be governed by fluid dynamics rather than thermodynamics. Still, you got the A and I'm probably just parading my own ignorance. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was a troll? Ok. IHBT IHL IWHAND! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cram what in Where?! http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/tdillo/My%20Favicons%20and%20Avatars/CR AWXCUSE_COVERFLOW.png http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/tdillo/My%20Favicons%20and%20Avatars/CR AWXCUSE_IPAD.png http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/tdillo/My%20Favicons%20and%20Avatars/CR AWXCUSE_IPHONE.png I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. After the Global Collapse There won't be many robots or cars. The people will walk or bike. We aren't on the road to Utopia, we're on the road to a blasted wasteland of shattered dreams and broken hopes. Weird thing is that for many it will seem very comforting, because we've been training (in simulations) for it all our lives. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Back before the Internet We generally went out, got drunk, found some chick walking down a dark road, and got laid. All the time with AC/DC blaring on the cassette player. "Dirty Deeds, done dirt cheap! Dirty Deeds and there done dirt cheap!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That would be the cutest thing and I'd be so on it If I were still like 17 or so. A cartoon for you, you may enjoy it: http://penny-arcade.smugmug.com/photos/i-kF3N9SG/0/L/i-kF3N9SG-XL.jpg BTW, I guess it has been too long for me also, I tried the Daggerfall and got it running in DOSBox but I still have a lot of problems so I went back to Skyrim. I don't remember having this much trouble when I played before. I still recommend Morrowind for older game systems. Although you really need to add Mods in order to get the full experience. One cool thing about Morrowind is it has a game editor where you can make your own shit to put in the game and edit stuff that is already there. So I guess you could actually have an Orc called Zombie Jesus Christ in that game. As well as manufacture your own Medieval Denny's. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So just down the street a ways we had SWAT cruise up in an armored truck tarted up like it was an ambulance. Twenty guys bust out in balaclavas, field gear and assault rifles. They scare the piss out of a four year old and his dad across the street. Right away they take several folks chilling out front of the complex down and put them in cuffs. Then continue on to bash down an apt door, chuck in a couple of flash bangs and some gas. Who knows what went down inside. Afterwards, it turns out the guy they were there for wasn't home. No arrests made and a grand total of 8ozs of weed confiscated. Police chief declares in the paper that the operation was 'a great success'. Keeping that evil weed off the street. Keep your card valid and when you dose keep us in the less enlightened backwoods in mind. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Two, Two Dolla, Two Dolla Six Inch! Just doesn't have the right ring to it, not to mention that it sounds like some kind of transaction one might have in Tijuana. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oddly, that is about what I think of a $2 6" meatball sub. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is that how much you pay for a shave HHD? Quite a bargain. The barber charges me a little more. You know, I was in like HS before I found out WTF a 'bit' was in that jingle. Fucking Octal money, what a concept! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That McDonald's guy did a better job at this troll You should do Sonic Drive-In though, they have better looking waitstaff.* Cervix at the Speed of Sound! *It doesn't hurt that most of them are still in H.S. o_O! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What about Quizzno's? Don't they get any love? Or Arby's, you know that's some good mood food right there I tell you what. In Austin there was a thing called Thundercloud Subs. THUN-DER-CLOOOUUD! Which was pretty awesome and the fucking Schlotzsky's back then, woah. They had that SourDough bread. Just like Momma made. So are you like Bi-sandwichal or I guess it would be Polygastronic? I am, when it comes to fast food sandwiches, like a butterfly flittering from one juicy meaty petal to another. Perhaps you are more Monoghoagiemous? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Over 9000 hours in mspaint! http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/tdillo/CRAWIOS.png I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's cool about the reflections, I didn't know I don't even know what size it's supposed to be or the format even. I started to make an ICO but I figured that's only for Windiness. So I thought, shit I don't know what format Mac uses, well png ought to be generic enough. I know what you look like from CNN but gave the avatar orange hair and purple glasses for artificial license. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, I can do that the file is on another 'puter so I'll put it up tomorrow sometime. I wanted to iconize that ASCII thing on the FP today but I ended up having to be somewhere else. I don't like messing with the paint stuff with these touchpads. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What about these? http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/tdillo/My%20Favicons%20and%20Avatars/CR AWXCUSE_COVERFLOW.png http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/tdillo/My%20Favicons%20and%20Avatars/CR AWXCUSE_IPAD.png http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/tdillo/My%20Favicons%20and%20Avatars/CR AWXCUSE_IPHONE.png I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If he was really smart he would subcontract the work to some Mexicans. So I guess you got your self a pair of fools. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, that's a good one, I'll tell her to queue it up on the Netflix. She was watching the Chucky Trilogy +1 and something called the Glass House the other day. I got that Immortals, and The Thing Prequel. I haven't watched them yet, do you know if they're any good? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll be damned I called her and she said she already had it in the Instant Queue at #7. LOL. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There is also a scene where a young Susan Flannery (Stephanie Forrester from B&B) jumps out a window wearing only Robert Wagner's dress shirt. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds to me like the HUMANS in this story failed not the software. You failed to keep track of your paypal account password or at least change the account to one that wasn't connected to a defunct account. The customer service at Skype and Paypal have both failed. The software is working as designed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But that wasn't how it was designed. All you would have to have done was kept up with the password. You were designed to be able to do that. You just don't want to take ANY responsibility for yourself do you? It's always some other Ignorant Mother Fucker or some insurmountable obstacle, only the obstacle would be surmountable with just a little thought and ATTENTION to DETAIL on your part. Instead it's just an endless series of lurching from one failure to another, never taking advice, always knowing what is best, and just like Charlie Brown always wondering why the football is never there when you come up to kick it. Good Grief. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should try talking to Microsoft Support about anything related to XBOX Live. You would expect them to be able to work with that database since it is the same company BUT NOOOOOOO. Stepto has his own little fiefdom going there. Look, you say I'm not getting it but you know, I often expect my software to do what I intended rather than what I told it. But what you aren't getting is that if you had taken care of that account previously or at least saved the password then this whole thing would just be a minor phone call to fix. But whatever, in a hundred years no one will give a shit anyway. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like you need to talk to paypal then and not Skype. What the hell do you expect Skype to be able to do about it? They can't very well access the paypal database now can they? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't believe they are allowed to do that My advice is to lawyer up, hit the gym and delete your Facebook. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Somehow I seem to come up with a large negative number? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fucking lawyers I knew it You look at anything that is fucked up and if you dig deep enough you'll find a goddamn lawyer or usually a bunch of goddamn fucking lawyers wriggling around in there like maggots in a corpse. Fucking lawyers, FUCK! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I may be wrong but when I read Matthew 24:6 I get the idea that as long as shit is going down, ie; 'wars and rumors of wars', then that means everything is fine and dandy; "see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet." No, the time to worry is when people are eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, you know the everyday usual shit. It will be a time of peace never before experienced in human history. The Beast and the Antichrist will bring in peace and prosperity across the globe. It will be fucking perfect. That's why these religious guys all freak the fuck out over a One World Government and socialized medicine, and all that. Because the end times will be a Utopia. There will be plenty for everybody to eat, no war anywhere, we'll be practically immortal. Yes, it will be somewhat of a benevolent dictatorship, you won't have absolute freedom but not many will care. You'll have chips implanted like say an RFID tag with your personal info embedded in your wrist or maybe somewhere in your skull so you can have your pay direct deposited into an account and walk into TargWalCo and get a scan that auto deducts from your account. But that is such a minor imposition in return for the convenience. Everybody will fucking love it. Well, except the Christian folks. They'll be pissing and moaning about 'marks of the beast' and shit and most folks will get sick of it. They won't understand why anyone would refuse the services over some ancient desert myth. The Christians will refuse to get the chips and the govt will pass a law. They'll brand Christians as terrorists and outlaws and most people will hand them over to the govt for 'retraining' or whatever. They'll believe they are doing the 'right' thing just like people believe Mike should get sedated and locked up every time he writes more than three paragraphs. But anyways, yeah the End Times will be fucking groovy as shit. And THAT is when Christ will come back and put a stop to all that happy horseshit. "At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory." 'the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.' '...then there will be great distress, unequaled from the beginning of the world until now--and never to be equaled again.' 'In fact, unless that time of calamity is shortened, not a single person will survive. But it will be shortened for the sake of God's chosen ones.' That's when the seven seals are opened and the four horseman come and Wormwood, well you know basically the Shit hits the Fan big-time. But see all the faithful will already be raptured and watching all the poor sinners getting Apocalypsed like some kind of Gladiator Sunday Superbowl Festival. So chill out dog, we got some time left before the big game. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you Korean Loller Blader for making me aware of Alastair Reynolds. I started with Pushing Ice and then got into the whole Revelation Space series, universe, whatever. I'm reading them in order and I'm just about to begin Redemption Ark. I have really enjoyed them all so far. This is one of my favorite genres, Space Opera, and he writes very well I think. I grew up loving the whole Brain n Brawn ship stories of Anne McAfferty and later of course Iain M. Banks' Culture books. Thanks again. If y'all have any other recommendations for Space Opera--or Cyberpunk, love that shit also--let me know I'll happily check them out. Love & Kisses, -tdillo That's fantasy; Swords, magic, pointy-earedelves, Heroes, fairy princesses, etc. I'm more into Science Fiction. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mostly no. Banks has some aliens in his Culture books but AFAIR they don't generally get busy. There is a lot of humanoid on humanoid and most humanoids are very nearly alien. Gender reassignment in the Culture is just a matter of thinking about it for a few days. In Revelation Space most of the aliens are either technoculturally far beyond or far behind Humans. They don't mix much. There is usually lots of violence in these stories and intrigue. The sex that occurs tends to have a strong BDSM flavor. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kill Yourself I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That bun looks hideous I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Very well then I have to give credit to Subway, their bread does look very similar to real bread. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you realize you can get a five, Five Dollah, Five dollah FOOTLONG!? I think it's catching on. On Sunday they have a three sandwich deal, EVERY FREAKING SUNDAY!!! It's absolutely INSANE!!!!1! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Imagine the Steak, Egg and Cheese Melt A mouthwatering masterpiece piled high with tender, juicy steak, crispy bacon, egg and melty cheese, all fresh toasted on flatbread. You get it home, still warm and soft in the Subway paper wrapper. You unwrap her gently, slowly, the aroma of hot bacon and egg wafts up to your nostrils. You quickly drop your trousers and lay the sandwich lovingly upon the TV Tray. You moan in ecstasy as your penis penetrates the flatbread and you feel the melty cheese cover your engorged cock. You thrust hungrily again and again into the warm folds of the thinly sliced beef, the grease from the bacon providing succulent lube for your morning debauchery. Then you feel the tingle in your balls and suddenly you ejaculate forcefully onto the smooth and creamy whites of the egg. You collapse satiated for now and rest up for lunch. You drift off to sleep dreaming of a toasted Big Philly Cheesesteak . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not entirely sure about this but I have reason to believe that Google itself is watching you and that if you are a freakwant visitor to K5 then K5 related things will show up higher in your search results whereas if one does not never vaginasex K5 then it doesn't come up so much. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. After a night at the All-You-Can-Eat Pancho's Mexican Buffett, my aunt Tinky can blow a hole in damn near anything. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Welfare checks are Direct Deposit now and the jiggerboos's get a MC Debit Card, also Food Stamps are no longer actual 'stamps' (vouchers) but come in a convenient EBT Card*. *The Texas EBT is called the 'Lone Star Card' and the Louisiana EBT is called the 'Louisiana Purchase Card'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You realize that up until FDR most blacks voted Republican? This was because the Republican Party was founded by abolitionists and generally supported racial equality. OMG! WTF? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know, I don't see too many black homeless They have that extended family culture so you get 25 or so niggers per house. The females get on housing and provide the roof and the grub while the males tend to drift from one baby momma's crib to another. Further, any actually homeless spooks on 'the street' eventually fuck around and get free housing provided for them by the County. Many are adept enough to get 15 year to lifetime leases on their own apartments provided by the state. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interesting point I don't even think they would need a firewall. Just an estimate of the amount of copies coming in and make Canonical liable for that much in tariff. According to Wikipedia Congress has indeed collected tariff on "free' goods such as books, magazines, newspapers, models of invention. On the other hand I know that MS retains a large team of very hungry lawyers that will turn over each and every stone looking for even a sliver of profit and when it comes to screwing the competition they will stop at nothing. Even discussing things like cutting off competitors air supply. Therefore, I imagine that if MS thought they could get away with it they most certainly would. There must be something that prevents them. Of course it could be that despite all their legal expertise they simply haven't thought about it. Perhaps you should email Ballmer or Microsoft Legal about it. P.S. If you don't mind--and this is for anyone else that posts with their iPhone or iPad--please turn off the spell-correct or whatever. I am seeing more and more posts around the web with some of the most bizarre spellings. I know it must be the auto-correct. It makes all you Mac-heads sound like imbeciles. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. http://www.moviemasher.com/ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Messiah is a member of the Republican Party. He doesn't smoke dope, but He drinks wine and He hates Fags. It's in the Good Book, my preacher told me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's calibre, libre get it? as in freedom . . . Not Caliber like a goddamn gun. Anyways, you were talking about HTML files, well, EPUB is HTML, well XHTML with metadata and images all packaged up in a ZIP file. Yeah it says .epub but if you change .epub to .zip you can open it up and see all the files that make it up. So if you create epub files that would be even better than just plain HTML. You can use a program called Sigil to create your book as epub and then use calibre to convert it to whatever you want. Information on the epub format: http://www.web-books.com/Publishing/epub.htm The International Digital Publishing Forum: http://idpf.org/ -Where you can find information on the OPF (Open Container Format) and many other things that will ease your publishing work and make sure that you can convert easily to other formats. Good luck on your venture. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Get a Harley and then there will be no ambiguity when you discuss your 'bike' vs your 'hog'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just posted a comment No problemo Mike, I don't think many will concern themselves with minor edits either in their race to the MTV button. More compelling? Add moar gay sex and horsecock. Ascii representations of your penis will help it go +1FP! I'm totally fucking wasted. I'll be back after another bowl! : ) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is what happens when you ignore us Still, that is not the MOST boring movie ever made. You have tons of films to wade through before you get anywhere close. You should just watch Pulp Fiction again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Receptionist asked if I could email her a copy 'for her brother' or something like that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Local cops maybe but the guys that work at the Federal level are all certifiable and they only have two lists, TARGETS and POTENTIAL TARGETS. Hang on, somebody is knocking on the door... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Quite a collection of Dragon Shouts you have there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've been having thanksgiving all month it seems. Various groups, clubs, etc. all wanting to get together and eat turkey or ham or what-have-you and recount our many blessings. Not much (of my) family left around here. Many have already gone to their great reward and the rest have moved off to various parts of the globe. Just me and the wife and my Dad here. My wife has family not too far away but we'll deal with them on Christmas. Generally we get together with my Dad's neighbors and have a nice redneck thanksgiving and this year was no exception. The menu was primarily tex-mex; tacos, enchiladas, rice, guacamole, tons of beans. I made the beans btw. A big crock full, couple pounds of pintos, seasoning, onion, bit of ham and bacon. Dad smoked a ham and it was a big hit. I also made apple, cherry, pumpkin, and buttermilk pies. Shorty's kids brought chocolate cheese cake and pineapple upside-down cake. Somebody brought some holiday bread. Not traditional at all but damn delicious all the same. Afterwards, most everybody watched the football game and chatted about Obama, Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Dunham. There was the usual gossip about who was sleeping with who etc. Had to keep the windows open despite the chill as the air was filled with snoring and fart noises. I went into town with Junior to see if there was going to be any good deals. The stores were practically deserted as the employees hauled out a bunch of crap wrapped up in shrink wrap ready to be unveiled at Midnite or 1 AM depending on the store. I didn't see anything at all worth braving crowds over early Friday morning. I can get much better deals online. We hit all the major outlets; Walmart, Home Depot, Tractor Supply, etc. It was getting dark by the time we got back out to the forest and we had a couple deer cross our path. The wife was tired and ready to go home by then so we loaded up, said our good-byes and put another holiday to bed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You think I'd make that shit up? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a southern favorite While it's made with buttermilk it doesn't taste like buttermilk. The name does turn some people off though. It makes a really thick custard so basically it's a custard pie. Easy to do, mix 1&1/2 cup sugar with 3 tablespoons of flour. Add 1/2 cup melted butter to 3 beaten eggs, 1 teaspoon vanilla flavoring and 1 cup buttermilk. Mix it all together till smooth. Pour into a pie shell either biscuit, regular pastry or graham cracker don't matter. No top crust. Bake at 350 for about 40 min it should be golden brown. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not your fault at all. It's all that Trollaxer framing the masterfull ASCII representation of MDC screwing a frog on the FP. It just SCREAMS hacker culture. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know about all this extra stuff But I can tell you that these social workers ain't always about helping the client. Yes, she does have a job to do but that job doesn't include making you sign shit against your will or harassing you to where you can't function normally. I mentioned your situation to a close friend that has to deal with these types and their take on it, and I quote; "Sometimes you have to tell these people to just fuck off." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you in the system? If not then you don't have a clue. Sometimes you have to tell these people to fuck off and leave you alone. She doesn't have to be calling the house all the time or leaning on the doorbell. Long as he's on his meds and doing his thing. If they don't fuck with him then he won't be resentful right? Then you don't have the cycle. She started fucking with him and he cranks out two long-ass diaries. Not difficult for me to see where the real problem lies. He has a mental problem that is treatable. It doesn't mean he's a child. Now the No contact thing is going too far I agree. But he still has the right to tell her to get stuffed and she can't make him sign shit he doesn't want too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You and TDS wouldn't understand It is every red-blooded American's GOD Given Right to take the smallest slight or imposition and elevate it into a huge moral crusade. Seriously, it's in the Constitution. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But there ain't nothin' left to talk about 'Cuz the RENT is STILL too damn HIGH! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I see it all the time too On the People's Court with Judge Judy. You're right, it can get ugly. "If you let me explain..." Judge Judy: "No! I don't want you to...Do you see stupid written on my forehead? Sir, don't you see my mouth still moving? The only reason why you're here sir is because YOU ARE A LOSER!..." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Along with the wonderful calibre There is Sigil. "A multi-platform WYSIWYG ebook editor. It is designed to edit books in ePub format." I haven't written any books with Sigil but I have used it to edit a few v3.0s. Works pretty good. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But, if so then won't they be (self) employed as outlaws? Sort of a catch-22 you got right there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. An interesting opportunity for the private sector. Take that mommy-daddy money to teach the soft stuff. 'You want rearn art? Give me mirrion dollah!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think they are supposed to have like a recommended ingredients for each sub but I don't know if the sub folks even bother learning it. I don't think I've ever seen anyone order that way. I like the Subway we have here, it usually is decent, run mostly by the college kids. I don't eat there but maybe once every couple of months though. When I'm hungry for a sandwich I prefer Schlotzsky's. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You paint with a broad brush Down south church is still very much in vogue. Not to say that those attending are totally religious mind. There are probably as many reasons to attend church as there are members. Not all of them having much to do with worship or belief. Still and all, for many churches around attendance is up, although donations are down a bit. If all you see is reddit and 4chan, etc. and similar online fora you might get the idea that the idea of religion is in decline but you have to keep in mind the sort of demo that is posting in those fora. If it bothers you just unsubscribe from those groups. If you went by popularity then you might believe those Rage comics were the main form of communication these days. It isn't true it's just what that demo likes and they shit them out as fast as they can. I just block them and they no longer trouble me. Many atheists will fervently denounce the idea but really they act like a religion themselves. They have their own High Priests, their own dogma that they accept without question, their own rituals, their own scriptures. Strangely, they tend to read the Bible more closely than many Christians. BTW How you doing with Daggerfall? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How fucked up were you? Like just a six-pack and a joint or a handful of narcotics and bottle of jack? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Spaghetti & Meatballs Whatever happened to the dude that was all the time advertising McDonalds in his sig and shit? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AUGGH PFFFT!! Just the mention of that foul substance and I can taste it, feel its evil texture on my toungue . . . oh, and I thought I ate some nasty shit but marmite, I'd rather eat the ass out of a menstruating skunk. No offense. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Christian Pols say can't play God. It's a slippery slope that leads from harvesting stem cells to eating aborted foetuses in fine dining establishments or something like that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I honestly thought you were pulling my leg But Google, as always, is my friend, LOL! Not just Kraft but Pepsi and Nestle's too. Wow, just wow. 'I'll have the braised 2nd Trimmee served on a bed of crisp romaine with butter sauce' 'And for the lady?' 'She would like the roast premie with mint jelly.' 'Excellent choice sir' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. and served with milk gravy . . . DAMN, this diary is making me HUNGRY. I'll be in my bunk the kitchen. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like potted meat I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So, let me get this straight Even when the project is masturbation you still don't get to final release? At least you are consistent! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It was nice knowing you Be sure and leave someone a key to your place and your passwords for when you don't come back. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If Government provided a Basic Income for everyone and fostered innovation through challenges we would have figured this out ages ago. Instead our brightest minds toil each day to discover if the average American housewife prefers Mountain Fresh scented floor soap or Spring Glade scented floor soap. If the government would just print more money we could have robots mop our floors while we invent a neutrino drive to take us to the stars! C=MC HAMMER(SquaredPants)! Can't touch this!* *Because by determining velocity there is some uncertainty as to where it is located. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You gotta be careful with that T-111 You wanna get the margins right, you know. Well, let's talk foundation bolting. What are you holding the bottom plate down to the slab with? Oh, you're going with wedge anchors. Yeah, I'd go with J bolts. I'd put 'em in when the slab was wet. That way, I wouldn't have to bust out the roto hammer. Cut corners, people get hurt. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Shit son, they already going too fast! Bigger accelerator hell, we need a bigger brake! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm Isn't it outrageous that this is not carried by CNN, MSNBC, or FOX? It's very telling whose side the MSM is on. They bury the real stories like this in favor of whatever is going on in Lindsay Lohan or the Kardassian's sad little lives. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Strangely relevant Movember and the strange things going on in a man's butthole I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Haven't played it - It's by the same guys that did Doom & Quake which AFAIK haven't released anything decent since Doom & Quake. I did enjoy Zero Punctuation's review. But then I usually do even when I don't agree with him. Maybe it's just the Englishman on Amphetamine style. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't understand... are you suggesting that a police officer or perhaps an agent of the TSA be stationed in every bedroom or what? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Linux Desktop tdillo@Inspiron:~$ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ain't that what that bitcoin shit was? Yeah that really solved all the economic problems didn't it? My solution is better and easier, just advance to GO and collect $200. Rinse and repeat. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I saw that game I expected a little better actually and thought it was fairly lame much like many of NIWS' posts here. Although, the penis was rendered fairly well and had a nice heft and swing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Exactly! I haven't seen it so many times myself I can hardly keep track! My favorite part is where that one vampire does that thing and that girl gives him that look like she does and then that other thing happens. I could not watch that over and over again! You know what! I think I won't watch it again tonight! I'm so excited! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you're not going to watch it then you don't watch the whole thing. Because if you're not not watching then your watching and if you're not going to watch just five minutes then you might as well watch the whole thing rather than not. However you are free to not watch a lot of stuff simultaneously and still derive full enjoyment of not watching. I take care of whole broadcast television seasons in this way. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Before your execution for illegal assembly Citizen, I'd like you to join me for a ceremony that will make our NYPD Stormtroopers operational. No OWS rabble will dare oppose the Imperial Financial District now. The more you tighten your grip, the more people will slip through your fingers. Ah, but witness the power of military-grade LRAD on Zucatti Park! Bill of Rights? We don't need no stinkin' Bill of Rights! It was just an afterthought anyway, like an appendix, something unnecessary and needing to be removed at the first sign of discomfort. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's a long way to go just to get a chick's digits. Not to mention her social calendar looks to be 'booked' for the near future. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man go get that checked RIGHT NOW! Ask Wesley Warren the man with the 100 lb scrotum. What caused the bizarre condition? Warren traces it to a 2008 incident in which he rolled over in bed and struck his testicles with his leg, causing pain unlike he'd ever felt before. The pain subsided, but by the next morning his scrotum had swollen to the "size of a soccer ball." Examine your ballsack carefully. Two urologists in Ontario, Canada, who conducted an ultrasound of a man's swollen and inflamed testicle discovered a not-so-ambiguous image of a face. Writing in the journal, the physicians said: "The residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man's face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe epididymo-orchitis," In other words your balls might be trying to tell you something! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That would really suck. Of all the low-down dirty-ass tricks fate could play on a person, to be born within your brother's scrote sack. They should make a South Park episode out of that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you're not familiar with The Elder Scrolls and you are into retro gaming you could try one of the early games in the series Daggerfall which is available for free. "Daggerfall featured a massive true 3D world the size of Great Britain, and helped usher in a gaming renaissance in 1996. The full version of Daggerfall is available for download and playable through a DOS emulator." It was designed to run on a 486DX2 with 8MB of RAM so you should be able to handle that. You can probably also play Morrowind, the third game in the series and one that is still incredibly popular. I don't know if it is available on Steam or not but it is available a number of places. It is very very good and you can end up spending a lot of time in the game. It is playable under Windows on a P4 with a DirectX 8 compatible graphics card. If you try Morrowind I would suggest that you visit The Elder Scrolls Nexus and avail yourself of the numerous MODS created by the community that will really make a Morrowind session come alive. It is an RPG but also a completely open sandbox in which you can do the main missions or just walk about on your own discovering things. I think both you and your son would enjoy playing it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know it has been awhile I just installed it in dosbox on the laptop running xubuntu. I thought it would be nice to play again, ah nostalgia. I'm sure you can fight Hand to Hand however at the beginning your stats may be so low that you don't hit. Even though it is a video game the combat is like DnD. It is really rolling dice under the hood. So even if it looks like you hit square if you don't make your roll you probably won't hit. You may want to take a look at the Unofficial Elder Scrolls Wiki. They have excellent info on the game there. There are many hours of play. Game Map comparison I'll get back to you, I'm going to go start a game myself. Have fun. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Flappers Your Great grandmother was smoking HOT. Ab-so-lute-ly And How! Even their porn was classy! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only time I was Woah, Dude watching SP was when they ripped on Issac Hayes' Chef - " I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle. I'm gonna make love to your asshole, children. Kenny, how'd you like to sodomize my black ass?" Hmm, strangely relevant for this diary no? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aren't we getting ready to invade Australia or something? I'm sure I read about it. We're going to send troops in to Australia and use it as our nuclear damage sponge against China. That's why we're giving up on Taiwan. It'll be the first to be vaporized in the coming Apocalypse. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I suppose you'll be in the front line defense eh? Remember, helmet goes on your HEAD and your BOOTS go on your feet. Always point the smaller end of the rifle towards the enemy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's trying to be 3D . . . ? When the thing is horizontal the logo wants to display vertical like it is coming out of the screen? So it looks squashed down on the 2D. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No no Think about it -- I know you haven't coded 3d but, IMAGINE if you had a logo--the rectangle--that wanted to stay vertical. Then if you laid the screen horizontal the logo would be staying vertical which would render like it was squashed right? It would only look correct if the screen was vertical also. And if you flipped the screen to face down it would look squished in the opposite direction. So I wonder if it isn't something in the way the hardware handles that stuff not your own code. Maybe? Maybe a new bug you found in Apple's stuff not yours? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Salve owners & Nose pickers [CONTENT REMOVED UNDER SOPA] I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This sounds like Dopehead thinking "Hey baby, I know what! You go down to the dealer and offer to whore yourself out to him in exchange for him writing off the dough we already owe him and maybe score some shit too. Aw sweetheart, don't be like that, you know I love you, we just in a bind right now. I would get a job but you know how it is baby, I got to stay here and secure the Homeland. Come on now, just this one time. Look bitch get your slanted ass down there NOW! You just a cheap-ass slut anyways." Well look out nostalgiphile, you know what comes next; ASS TO ASS! Better get on down there, you know Obama didn't just take it out for air. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From what I understand Microsoft makes money on nearly every Android device sold. According to Horacio Gutirrez, deputy general counsel of Microsoft's intellectual property group, Microsoft invented a number of functions used in Android, including the "ability to synchronize the content that you have in your phone with the information in the server of your company or in your computer at home," and the "efficiency of operating systems" as a whole. They have 'we'll agree not to sue you if you pay us' agreements with Samsung, HTC, ViewSonic, Acer and many others. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I really don't know There seem to be a lot of patents given for non-novel and obvious things that it wouldn't surprise me at all. I just know that MS is getting paid for nearly every Android device shipped and it is for no other reason than to kick Google straight in the goolies. I hear that the law is being changed to First to File so better start keeping all your code top-secret. It's going to be the software equivalent of rotary-dial phones for the next 50 years. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah Novell is how MS got their foot in the door Novell made an agreement to pay license fees to Microsoft to protect SuSE users from liability. Microsoft claims that Linux infringes on MS patents. From what I understand Novell agreeing establishes a precedent that allows the kind of bullshit going on today wrt MS and Droid. I think Novell pays around 50mil a year to 'protect' SuSE users from being sued. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Microsoft doesn't steal! They Embrace and Extend. LOL, that's a joke right there. Although, DR DOS didn't break under Win 3.1. They just had code that if it detected DR DOS it would raise a scary warning to the user. Otherwise it was fine. I have heard of them actually breaking things though. There use to be little jingles like 'Windows ain't done until Lotus won't run.' Shit like that. Personally I think what they did to Stac was the height of MS's assholishness. That whole affair left a bad taste in my mouth. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Stop blaming the victim, Moo means Moo! BTW I thought I told you to stay OUT of my pasture Mr rp. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Love Bug This kind of thing has to make you feel really good and brighten up your day. Seriously. You might be having a bad day. Equipment doesn't work. Boss fucking with you. Deadline approaching. But whatever. At least you don't have to worry about going out, say on your way to lunch or something and just minding your own business when suddenly you get drenched in a torrential cum shower. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd make a comment but I can't find the 'waggling fingers' key. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What gets me is all these folks saying 'Where is the message?' like they're going to have a press release from OWS.org or something. I think that is because a lot of folks have gotten used to astroturf pretending to be real grass that when real grass shows up they are all WTF? What I see is that there are a bunch of people from all over that are fucking pissed off because Shit ain't working and it ain't going to get any better anytime soon. Now right now you may have a job and you may be laughing at these fuckers. Tomorrow you may not. Today you may be healthy. Tomorrow you may not. Today you may have a place to live. Tomorrow you may not. And if the shit hits the fan in your life the best you will be able to expect is the few that still have, pissing on your head and telling you it's raining. That's the best case. In most cases they won't even piss on you if you're dying of thirst. Now at this moment some may be thinking 'what is wrong with that?', some may be thinking 'why am I obligated to even give a shit? Fuck 'em that's their own damn fault. Idiots are they.' And anyone who can imagine their self in a bad situation just because somebody else could make a dollar off of their misfortune and still think that way are more than deserving of the treatment they receive. But seriously, I can't see how anyone can look around and think they have any say in anything unless they are a corporation or are as wealthy as one. It ain't just about taxes and who pays what percentage it is also about the average person having to do without, tighten their belt, while those in power continue to give to those least in need and those that got us into this situation continue to get rewarded for robbing everyone else. You got banks foreclosing on homes they don't even own! In this environment you are not safe. Believe me. No one is. And another thing that gets me is these OWS people are just chilling for the most part, peacefully gathered. But the response in some places has been so over the top. People standing around in the park and then they get tear gassed and heads get busted. Just like in the 60's there were those saying, 'Well them niggers deserved what they get, learn 'em to stay in their place. Stupid porch monkeys what the hell they want anyways? All I know is the damn jiggaboos whining about not wanting to sit in the back of the bus or some shit. Lazy bastards don't like it they ought to get out and walk!' All the time missing the point. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a Red Bull car?!!? OMG WtF LOL and you need a Fire Martial or a Fire Marshall? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID THE REASON YOU DON'T CREATE MORE FIRES IS BECAUSE IT IS AGAINST THE PHYSICS LAW OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY. YOU CANNOT WASTED IT. YOU CAN MOVE YOUR FIRE AROUND BUT YOU CANNOT MAKE MOAR THAN YOU NEED OR YOU WILL BE PROBED. IN YOUR PRIVATE PARTS. LIKE WHERE YOU POOP FROM EVEN. DOLLARS ARE MADE LIKE FIRE YOU JUST RUB THINGS TOGETHER AND IT MAKES FIRE! WHERE DOES FIRE COME FROM? NOTHING! AND WHERE DOES MONEY COME FROM? NOTHING! THE GREAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THE SAINT REAGON BOTH PROOFED THAT DEFECITS DOESNT MATTER!!1! LINCOLN WAS SHOT IN HIS HEAD AND REAGON WAS TOUCHED IN THE HEAD BY ALIEN PROBE FROM URANUS AFTER THEY PROOFED THE MONEYS AREN'T REAL THEY ARE MADE FROM PAPER AND FIRE BURNS PAPER YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!!1! THE LIZARD PEOPLE HAVE YOU ALL FOOLED AND YOU NEED THE GLASSES LIKE IN THAT MOVIE "THEY LIVE" SO YOU CAN SEE THE REALITY AND BE FREE BUT YOU MAY HAVE TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY RODDY PIPER FIRST. ONLY IF YOU HAVE GLASSES OR SMOKE ROCK CAN YOU KNOW TRUTH11! ASK PNARP HE KNOWS THE GNOMES ARE REAL AND COMING FOR US ALL. WE NEED BASIC INCOME FROM GOVT SO WE CAN WRITE C++ CODE AND SMOKE ROCK AND BE FAMOUS LIKE JOBS!!! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But which is more FUN to throw at enemy castles? Big rocks or dead cattle? Especially dead cattle that is set on fire. Much more effective than rocks any day. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Unsubscribe from atheists Just make an account and set it up like you want. Unfortunately you can't subscribe to /r/jailbait although you can subscribe to /r/picsofdeadkids I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Amen There's some hungry people out there brother Mike and there's a chill in the air. It may be time to open up that Soup kitchen once again. For many are called but few are chosen I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't really play games for more than 5 hours... At a time or altogether? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool, I was just thinking if you were like, 'Oh I just play for 5 hours at a time so I don't really game', well that would make you much more of a gamer than me. Four hours at once is a marathon even with Civ. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe they're worried you've been hitting the skooma. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know I have often wondered about that Take for instance accounts of people doing foolish things and getting their ass in a crack and so the authorities send in say five rescuers. But during the course of the rescue two or more rescuers are killed and or seriously injured. What then is the point? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's odd how people dressed nicely and didn't have to sit in a seat designed for skinny midgets and share the armrest with a 300lb+ born-again marshmallow from Oklahoma with bad gas. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks for the recommendation I'm pretty sure the wife has all of them on VHS. It's her thing. I know she has the first one and the one where they crash in the ocean for sure. I don't pay much attention. She puts in those movies and I put on my headphones--she calls the headphones my ABDs for Anti-bitchin' Devices. Now that right there is an example of boring and mundane, hope you were taking notes. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BTW you are now obligated to watch The Poseidon Adventure (1972) and The Towering Inferno (1974) to complete the great Disaster Trifecta of the 70's. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Weird Coincidence I got up this morning, wife was up already doing laundry, making breakfast. I asked her what she's watching on TV. Fucking Earthquake from like 1975. Gotta love them bell-bottoms. I can't believe I used to walk around in public with a flowery shirt, bell-bottom jeans, 3" platform shoes and thinking I was totally stylin'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You ever wonder if online forums might have a lifecycle? And maybe part of that lifecycle involves content quality degrading as quality posters gravitate to newer more exciting venues? And just because somebody wrote an FNH or a MOPI back in the day doesn't mean that they can keep that up as they become old users. But over time it becomes more difficult to get those good contributors because they are already on the new 'WaGoU' or 'NerfCity News'. What do you think? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. why u mad tho? Get off my lawn. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you are saying that my son and your son are just spoiled rotten brats that don't know how easy they have it? Because that is what it sounds like you are saying. They are indeed our future and if my son and his peers are any example to go by then I feel our future is in good hands. I'm very sorry if your own boy is growing to be such a disappointment to you. No sir, when I look around and see who is fucking up our future and our children's future it is the OLD SENILE FUCKS THAT HAVE TO SNORT VIAGRA JUST TO GET THEIR DICK HARD. Them and the Goddamn cock-sucking mother fucking ass crack licking sons-of-whore LAWYERS. Fucking Lawyers. FUCK! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't think Lexx is a boomer I don't think there are any boomers on k5. Just children and grandchildren of boomers. Of course it depends on where you set the cutoff date for boomers. Lexx Blastar isn't from the 'Happy Days' crowd, I reckon he's more likely from 'That 70's Show'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No bricks were shat but I farted a little bit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. On the other hand is Elin Nordegren sporting wood? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look more like a turd than a penis A turd after a feast of peanuts and corn-on-the-cob. Chances are if it did hit it would land in an ocean and barely be noticed. At first I was thinking, 'You know if it was going to hit the scientists would still say it wasn't just to avoid a panic. But then I realize that there are a bunch of amateurs with eyes on it too and the equations that govern that sort of thing are well understood so if there was even a slight possibility it could hit we would hear about it. I'm going to wave at it as it goes by and say. 'See ya next year you little piece of shit!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh I have no doubt it will happen eventually The problem is the penis-shaped rock that eventually fucks us is liable to be the one we never saw coming. It'll be more like SURPRISE! in the prison shower kind of thing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Negroponte and OLPC intends to bomb them into the information age so they can build the bots of tomorrow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID YOU BUY INTO THE FANTASY THAT MONEY MUST BE SCARCE IN ORDER TO HAVE VALUE WHEN THE GREAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THE SAINTLY RONALD REAGON HAVE PROOFED THAT DEFICETS DO NOT MATTER. IT IS A LIE LEARNED TO YOU BY THE EVIL BANK HEGEMONY TRYING TO CONTROL YOURE MIND!!!1! RESIST AND PETITION THE GOVERNMENT FOR A BASIC INCOME FOR ALL AND TO TEH CHALLENGES TO BIRTH MASSIVE INNOVATION NOT SEEN SOINCE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION. PRIVATE PROPERTY IS THEFT CORPARATES SHOULD ALLOW US TO USUFRUCT IN THERE ABANDONED PROPERTIES. INSURANCE IS A SCAM TO MAKE YOU ALL SLAVES TO THE BANK. THROW OF YOUR CHAINS!!!1! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Too right mate! Australia sounds pretty cool except they sure are hard on video games and stuff like that. Still the women I've seen from down under seem pretty hot. I don't know if they are representative of the genpop or are exceptions to the rule. I'd like to think the former. I think Texas probably has the most in common with Australia of all the places in the world. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. May as well get the 360 Seems like more and more PC titles are going to end up being console ports anyway. I'm not really into the whole-hog fps games. They seem a lot like sports games. Same game every year, rabid fan base. I mention that not to be the 'I don't own a tv guy' but to point out that I don't know jack about the mechanics of playing an FPS on a console. I know--because the game devs have admitted it in interviews--that developers put in 'helpers' and 'aides' for the console players. Now that doesn't bother me at all. I'm too old to be playing video games anyways so I like to be able to go into something like VATS where I can take all the time I want to line up that headshot. I know some folks that really bugs them though. If they can't circle-strafe like a boss they may as well be playing while chained. Well there is just no way you'll get that kind of responsiveness from a controller. So that may be a real deal-breaker for you. I enjoyed Fallout so I'm really excited about Skyrim. I figure it is going to look absolutely gorgeous just like Oblivion did when it came out. They have also said they incorporated a lot of what they learned making Fallout into Skyrim. So I have very high expectations. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At least it is somewhat refreshing to see someone honestly agitating for their own benefit unlike so many on welfare that support those that hate them just because of issues like religion, abortion, and homophobia. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You would think the Republicans had learned their lesson from having a black man in charge*. *Features Sarah Palin asking 'Cock goes Where?!', Dude describing the perfect ass, Rove getting blown under the table, Shadegg complaining about stuff getting shoved down his throat, Santorum describing the size of his cock, and finally Steele himself asking the eternal question, 'Can a nigga get a table dance?' (Picture slideshow) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I liked that movie except for the ending It looked like it was going for a very anti-drug vibe. "Here is this super-duper totally awesome drug but even so, no matter how awesome it is, once you are addicted your life goes to shit, every fucking time." But no, that all gets turned around and it's like, 'Well, if we studied crack cocaine we could find the cure for addiction and everyone could smoke a rock for breakfast' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well Limitless seemed to me to start out as 2 Not in as gritty or surreal a way as Requiem but still it wasn't bad, I could go with it. Then right at the end when you think Cooper is going to end up sucking De Niro's dick all of a sudden he is CRACKMAN able to leap tall buildings in a single toke and no withdrawls so it twisted into 1. I still enjoyed it for what it was. I think people expect way too much out of movies these days. I believe it is a direct result of how much a fucking ticket costs. But I figure that for every Matrix there is going to be 30-40 Transformers if you know what I mean. I can even enjoy Transformers but I'll probably be stoned and I probably won't be watching it at a theatre. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But sadly no Daniel Craig in blue shorts . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And we're off! Like a turd of hurdles! http://i.imgur.com/0K0HR.jpg I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks Jack! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So it is true, there really is No Kabal. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That HerpesIV Robot I seen her walking in a video, she walks like she just shit her pants. But nowhere near as creepy as the Telenoid or as out right out of here as an Elfoid Cellphone. I saw a pic on reddit about a lolibot but I ain't going to post it. That shit jumped right out of the uncanny valley and into the chasm of perversion in one fell swoop. But if you want to see what them crazy fuckers are up to get a load of this. Can you imagine getting a hummer from that thing? And once the bots take over, this is how they will deal with your ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only thing that can save us now is alien invasion. Regular war just doesn't cut it anymore. We have made the globe so small that wars these days seem like petty disputes between fiefdoms. Unless you are fighting in it or living in it most folks ignore it. There is no great catalyst to bring a nation together. The only way to get our world economy back on it's feet is an invasion by aliens from another planet, universe, or dimension. We require a common threat that would get all people involved and industry moving to create weapons of massive destruction in order to counter the threat of anal probing and rampant cattle mutilation. If we cannot find real aliens that we can provoke it may be necessary to create them. We must colonize Mars immediately so that we can have an extra-terrestrial society to hate. Martians go home! The only good Martian is a dead Martian! Better dead than Martian red! Nuke the Tharsis Bulge! We must endeavor to start this war today so that we can have enjoy peace tomorrow! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sir, I stopped you because I detect a trace of Social Commentary in your post. This is in violation of Code. Now I'm going to let you off with just a warning but I suggest you go straight home and watch at least two episodes of Jersey Shore and one episode of American Pickers in order to clear your mind. Think safe citizen! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woah, I had that exact same dream except it wasn't a frog it was George Clooney and instead of Alyssa Milano it was Joan Rivers. And Whoppi Goldberg was the referee! I didn't like it so much. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I reckon to prevent violations like eye-gouging, groin-crabbing, lateral penetration and unauthorized use of gnomes. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They were attracted by the underwear. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. wow just wow I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That consumes McRibs I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's wrong with reading the Instructions? "Measure twice cut once" - words to live by. The only time I don't read the Instructions is when we get that furniture stuff in a box and you look at the piece of tissue paper they call an instruction sheet where the ink is smeared and it says, 'To be inserting the screw with many turnings carefully...' wow, just fucking wow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't really see the problem with government hiring people to dig and fill ditches. I know it is supposed to sound absurd but actually, there are several drainage ditches around these parts that could use a good digging out. On many of the county roads there are humongous potholes that take weeks for the county to fill but open up again in a couple of days. It would be nice if they had an army of unemployed people going around in a truck filling up the potholes. I could think of a hell of a lot of projects the government could do with a large number of previously unemployed folks. Shit like supply them with paint and go around painting up the homes of the elderly and disabled. Maybe fixing a roof or two. It wouldn't put the roofers or painters out of work because those people couldn't afford to hire them in the first place. Hell for that matter you could hire unemployed to go and read to children in the hospitals, deliver food to the home bound. There is quite a bit of light work you could get an army of unemployed to do that would be beneficial to society in general. But that isn't a part of the world view of the 'I got Mine Fuck Everybody Else' and the 'Sounds like a commie pinko faggot scheme to me' folks. If it doesn't make a profit it ain't worth doing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're complaining about the government creating jobs that create more demand which in turn creates more jobs? Really? REALLY? Why would they have to cut it? You actually think that there would be so many they would run out of shit to paint? You think that is all the unemployed would do? If so you have no imagination whatsoever. Like I said, it doesn't fit with your mindset and you will come up with absurd excuses why it wouldn't work. No it's better to lower taxes on the rich and bail out the big banks and corporations because that is working out so fucking great right now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Talk about straw You're making stuff up out of whole cloth. Artificial spike in demand for paint. I've said that is just one thing they could do. Are you going to also argue about a spike in gravel, roofing nails? Maybe a spike in children's books? Further those people aren't pursuing careers the market demands, they are UNEMPLOYED. If the market was demanding they would be EMPLOYED right? When spending skyrockets out of control . . . again, you ASSUME that this would happen but it's not a Natural Law. Maybe those people working at jobs created due to the demand in paint gravel etc that you expect to be so onerous would in turn pay taxes that would offset some of this? I don't know, I just know that having people be productive and making money and paying bills and buying shit is better for the economy than them sitting at home watching Judge Judy and applying for food stamps because they can't find any work. Or is that a 'straw man' too? I never said free market is all about bank bailouts but are you going to sit there and tell me that what we have is a free market? I'm saying that bank bailouts and reducing taxes for the rich is what is being proposed to 'fix' our economy. That is not a straw man that is what is happening right now out in the REAL World. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When belts are outlawed only outlaws will wear pants. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've had this happen Move in and start getting mail for Letitia. Letitia evidently likes to live far beyond her means. She also doesn't feel the need for address forwarding. The worst I guess though was we got a number from AT&T and started getting phone calls from a collection agent named Larry who was trying to collect from the owner of some failed business in town. I was very polite with him the first couple of times he called but then he started getting abusive so I got abusive back. He told me flat out that he thought I was lying. I got tired of it after a week and called AT&T, told them what was going on and had them give me another number. That was all awhile ago. These days we don't even answer the phone unless we know the number from the caller ID. I've thought about just doing away with the home phone all together but old habits die hard. It's funny my son called on the Google Voice from overseas and Dad happened to be there so he got to talk to him. We chatted a good while and afterwards Dad was like, 'Damn, sounded like he was just next door.' I said, 'Yeah it ain't like the old days we didn't make long distance calls ever.' You know you would call the operator and say Person to Person and the family had a code like if you asked for Dave Smith then they knew you made it home safe, etc. These days you can call anywhere in the world practically and talk as long as you want for nothing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When I was in the Navy My wife and I used MARS. It was great to be able to communicate on long deployments but still a major PIA. Asshole Soviets always jamming the fucking signal just because 'Fuck You Sailors!' and rules about what you could say or not say plus limited time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, one and I don't believe he does. He's a Staff Sergeant in the Air Force. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did they change your meds? I realize it is difficult to get a sense of emotionality out of plain text but your writing and phrasing seem a little different. It seems a bit calmer and lighter than usual. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I do indeed remember all that and the fallout that resulted. Understand I wasn't being snarky. For example, your reply to my comment is more in the MDC style that I expect. I have noticed in a few comments lately though you seem to take a more light-hearted approach than normal and further your comments have been more concise. So much so that I had to look twice at the byline to make sure it was your username and not someone joking about with a similarly spelled dupe. I'm glad you are able to get so much out of your writing and I can see where it would be a helpful therapy. Without going into details I have been told that one therapy in Anger Management is to write a letter and then tear it up. It's supposed to let one release their feelings without hurting people. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only thing that would make this story better is if during asset seizure the authorities discovered a) that Righthaven was cooking their books for tax purposes and b) Gigabytes of pirated movies, unlicensed software, and unauthorized music stored on company hard drives I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Megashark VS Crocosaurus as real as it gets. Seriously though, for a TV show so real it's scary watch Squidbillies. Just pretend the squid are southern rednecks. I can't watch the show because it reminds me too much of my neighbors. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Killing female horses with muh dick I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Young boy went to this whore and asked her how much. She's like, "I don't think you're old enough boy, you ever have sex before?" He says, "No ma'am but I been practicing!" "What do you mean you been 'practicing'?" "I been sticking it in the knothole of the tree in our backyard!" "Oh you poor thing! Well come on in and I'll show you how to do it right" So the boy follows her into the room and they get undressed and she lays out on the bed. She says, "Climb on up here boy and lets get to it." The boy climbs up on the bed and she spreads her legs and he hauls off and kicks her hard right in the twat. She hollers, "WHAT IN FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" He says, "Checking for squirrels." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GTA V Trailer released today As some of you may have heard the trailer for GTA V is out. Looks like we're going back to San Andreas. I'm not disappointed in the locale although I think perhaps Vice City would have been somewhat more awesome. Still the Tri-cities of Los Santos, San Fierro, and Las Venturas is cool. One thing I can bet is that Las Venturas is going to be a larger, more happening place than New Vegas. I just hope they scrap the damn pilot license nonsense. Really all them schools were just bullshit. Reddit's /r/gaming community is under the impression that Tommy Vercetti is back based on the voice over in the trailer sounding vaguely like Ray Liotta. What's not clear is the plot (LOL) but seems like maybe it has something to do with shit going down these days, recession, home foreclosure. Some little teasers like animals, a jetski, biplanes that may be in the game. Looks like Mt Chilead makes a comeback also. Ah the memories of climbing to the top in all manner of vehicles and jumping off. A friend showed me how if you jump off in a hovercraft you can 'fly' all the way to the ocean which is fucking cool. The GTA III's and IV are one of the few games that I 'beat' or at least finished the main story line. Vice City was my favorite at the time but it hasn't aged well at all. I tried the DLC for GTA IV, both The Ballad of Gay Tony and the Lost. I didn't finish either one of those though and ended up letting my son take them to play. Grand Theft Auto has garnered a lot of hate from being controversial to the mainstream and being so popular that the Hardcore gamers are too cool to play. I'm looking forward to it because I always have fun in GTA and I'm sure lessons learned in the last installment as well as in RDR are going to pay off well. I still figure Skyrim will probably kick it's ass but it doesn't matter I'm going to have plenty of decent content coming to keep me busy for a few months. They actually started that in GTA SA taking your bitch out to dinner, bringing her flowers, a dildo, then 'HOT COFFEE' Yeah, all those mini games kinda sucked ass, Dancing, wtf? Bouncing your ride. I liked the stunt bike mini game ok but it was still difficult to do. The schools were the worst so yes I hope they have different types of mini games in this one. Poker in RDR is fun if you have the right players. Racing and raiding gang 'hoods were fun. In GTA IV the whole companion thing sucked. <ring ring> Hello? 'COUSIN! It is your Cousin! Want to go Bowling?' <Call me again you fucking cuntrag and I'll be bowling with your empty head!> Sure! Let's go Bowling. 'Okay, come pick me up and if you aren't here in like 5min I'm going to cry and never speak to you again.' < Is that a promise? > Okay I'll see you soon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Update: No Liotta according to IGN http://ps3.ign.com/articles/121/1211384p1.html I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, I see what you mean by Multiple Chars and I don't know either. I think I would like being different people better than having companions. It would also be something new for GTA. Well, this is the first rattle out of the box so to speak, I'm sure we'll be hearing more detail as it goes along. I also suspect that some of the stuff we're seeing won't be in the final game or be altered. For example, I saw the biplane, the blimp, and the fighter jet and I was thinking awesome we get planes again. Then I remembered in an interview Dan was saying that they weren't going to be doing planes any more because it made the map too small. When you could jump in a jet and be across the map in half a minute it broke immersion or whatever. So maybe these planes will just be window dressing and we can't fly them. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vice City was the BOMB Vice City was what got me playing console in the first place. I was one of those 'if it ain't on PC it ain't worth it' types. The boy had VC for PS2 and one day I put it in and from the opening Ready_ I was hooked hard. IV was one of the first games I got after I got my 360. Driving helped me get used to the 360 controller. I did a lot of exploring early before I started doing missions. I've actually played through twice-(100% the first time second time I didn't do the pigeon or random ped stuff)-doing some things differently and getting the two different but similar endings. After that though I had pretty much been all over that map and there wasn't much left to do that was fun. SA on the other hand had some really wicked things to do even after finishing the missions and it was one of the favorite games to play when my friends came over. We would have challenges to see how far we could get from certain jumps. All kinds of crazy stuff. The kind of activity that leads to in-jokes like 'What's the matter? You couldn't HOLD THE DONKEY?' and 'Get that LIFT!' (This one guy would launch his car off the jump and we told him if he lowered the nose--front end--he would get "lift" and go farther. Of course what happened is he'd drop the front end and crash into the fucking mountain. Funny thing was he kept doing it expecting his car to become aerodynamic and 'get lift'.) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A really cool bit in GTA IV I had almost forgotten this, it was when I first started playing the game and had jacked a car. I was on that semi highway over by the airport and booking along at a good clip--I drive hood cam btw--and I hit something, I don't remember if it was a car or a bit of concrete whatever. The car comes to a complete halt the camera backs up out of the car then plunges forward and I see Niko fly through the windscreen, glass everywhere and he slams into the road ahead. The screen turns red as he flips over a few times then gets run over by a Taxi. I ain't never seen no shit like that before. I tried to get in a cab and hit the wrong button and dragged the cabbie out instead. I was like, 'Oh well I still got the ride.' when the cabbie opens the door and drags Niko out then starts to fight him. I see cops cruise up in a patrol car so I let him hit me one time then go into block. The cops get out and arrest the cabbie, throw him into the squad car and drive off leaving me with the cab. Sweet. After a bit when I had access to a helicopter I picked up all my companions and dates in the chopper. Fly over to the cluckin bell and pick up some hot wings. My favorite vehicle to steal was the police car. The big sedan not the little compact. The ride was different. I could hit the siren and move cars out of the way. Didn't want to leave it on though. Cars would start freaking and bounce off walls and get right back in my way. Tap it early because if you wait till you're close they're liable to just stop right in front of you. Get bored and you can call up criminals to chase. Second favorite car was the Turismos in the Grotti dealership. Like to drive them on the highway listening to Electro-Choc. When the gunman turned around in my head it's like a leech on my brain There's another car in the grass by the old abandoned house ( I think this is the Mob house from GTAIII ) it's a Sultan RS and it has flaming exhaust and a turbo charger. It's not that great of a car it just sounds wicked as hell. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Awesome, Thank you May you never be caught with your chinos down. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looks terrible but no bodies floating, no looters wading through with Big Screen TV's and buckets full of liquor. No cops turning people back, etc. It almost makes New Orleans seem like some kind of fucked up backward third world city. Sent from my FEMA trailer via stolen WiFi I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I tell you what we got hit by Ike and had Galveston wiped the fuck out and we've rebuilt and cleaned up and you don't see a bunch of Texans living in FEMA trailers and Hotel rooms. While at the same time we still have refugees from Louisiana being a burden on social services. I stand by my comment that New Orleans seems like some kind of fucked up backward third world city. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. His bulbus glandis was stuck in the chicken? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not to mention it is fairly cheap to follow some one around with a camera. All the shows are getting to be that way. Lets follow this tow-truck driver, lets follow this junk dealer, lets follow this inbred redneck . . . Then I imagine, I don't know but I would think that they get some kick back from the shit the Kardashians wear and places they eat, shit like that. You know if she picks up a Diet Coke, Cha-Ching that's got to be some cash from the Coca-Cola corporation. As to why are they popular? Because their lives are so much more glamorous than the lives of the poor middle-aged women that watch them. Living vicariously. My mother-in-law loves them. Me, I always think of those dudes with the rills on their head from Deep Space Nine. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you might be right Once the government as we know it collapses and the Corporations become the 'defacto' government individuals will receive a basic stipend rather than getting paid. Of course the scrip they give you will only be good at company approved shops. Further, in order to hold down costs, individuals who do not contribute to the corporate well-being will be sold off or disposed of. Therefore we will operate under the challenge of 'Innovate or Die'. I imagine also that certain drugs will not only be legal but compulsory in order to keep us docile. You are a true visionary of the future and will probably be remembered as a modern prophet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The reason for the jump would be you don't have any choice. Or not much anyways. You know like if you happen to be born in the US you are automagically a citizen whether you like it here or not. Same with if you are born anywhere, it's just a matter of luck. You have to wait until you're an adult and then get permission from your government in order to leave as well as get permission from the host country to stay. So after government collapses if you are born in the republic of AT&T you are automatically a citizen-slave of AT&T. If you want to work for the Microsoft Empire then you have to apply for a passport from AT&T and a green card from Microsoft. AT&T would give you a basic income like a salary of course you would probably be worked 80+ hours a week and you would be in constant debt to AT&T. Think the Coal mining days and the Truck System. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There is no hiring When Megacorps rule then you pretty much belong to whichever company owns the land you are born on. You know when you're born you don't get to decide if you want to be an American, a Greek, Japanese, or Russian. It is just a matter of luck. If you don't like it and want to become a Japanese citizen for example, you have to apply for permission from your birth company (passport) as well as permission from your host country (green card). Crack will not be legalized, nor marijuana, and probably alcohol and tobacco would be prohibited. These would lower productivity you understand. No what would be compulsory is the pharmaceuticals that would elevate your mood while keeping you calm and docile. Maybe some mild stimulants so you could work more and sleep less. There would be no gladiator fights. Everything would be bright and clean and antiseptic. It would be very dreary and you would be under constant stress to produce and consume. Everyone would be in debt since we know that only debt creates wealth and the corporate overlords and their lackeys would live in super luxury and ultimate power. People like you and trane along with all other disabled and undesirable people would be the first to the block. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Black people have done it for years why not Greeks? Dodging creditors, playing the Pawn Shop roulette, Pay Day Loans, Low Credit, Slow Credit, No Credit, them Greeks be all over dat shit. They could start living the lavish lifestyle with they baby-mommas and they slabs wit da twenty-fo's, bitch got three screens in da back. Gold and Diamond Jewelry. Ain't nuthin flyer than a big dreadlocked Greek cruisin in his 'Lac, 40oz in one hand and a cocked Glock in the other. O.G.G. in tha Hizzhouse! Original Greek Gangsta! They could start slangin' the green and the white to all they Med brothers and sisters. 'Hey there lil Italy, wassup? I gots some shit for yo ass. Here, let me give ya a lil taste. It's all good mayne.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like a nigga be goin to college and shit Nigga got a GED dats all what matters ya feel me? Grant me yo wallet mutha fucka afore I pop dis cap in yo ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ouzo and Buttsex I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hypercard and Bernoulli Boxes, Occupy Apple! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Excuse me . . . that is not a BBS That is a Free-to-Play Multiuser Cloud Based Social-Networking Entertainment Platform for Casual Gaming which Leverages Legacy Systems to provide a Seamless Customer Focused End-User Experience. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Discount Gas Mask Looks like a scene out of Fallout. V.A.T.S. [HEAD].......89% TORSO........96% L. ARM.......56% R. ARM.......56% L. LEG.......43% R. LEG.......42% 10mm SMG HEAD 10mm SMG HEAD 10mm SMG TORSO 10mm SMG TORSO CRITICAL HIT ON WASTELAND RAIDER! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. One thing about the VATS though I wondered why they had wind chimes whenever I attacked. I was hours into the game before I realized that was the slo-mo sound of my brass hitting the floor. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Perhaps Rossi can get with RedCatBlack and tie his Reactor in with Earth Power to provide the World with cheap and unlimited energy. Utopia here we come! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, I have neither beat off to your ex's pics nor posted them to 4chan. Your pics on the other hand . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If people posted a content free diary each day This would be Twitter Also your idea sounds suspiciously like HUSI---> I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And then we find out all the stories are lies, big lies. We must protest the treatment of the masses as fools! Wait, What? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While dry docked in Queens Went to an old baroque style theatre with the columns and trim and shit. The stage was converted to a movie screen and they were showing Caligula. Already tripping going in, totally mind-fucked coming out. I did go to the Metropolitan while I was there but not on acid, just good chiba. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man, I can hardly wait for Archer It's supposed to come back in January. It is the most awesome cartoon ever. (Well not as good as Bugs Bunny from back in the day but still). I don't know why I could just hear and imagine a segment beginning with Archer on his cell saying, "I said, Fimbriated corpses, mother. How should I know? You don't think I was responsible do you? Mother?" Frisky Dingo was fucking cool too. I don't know why they don't have more of that shit and less of that Tim & Eric Awsucking Dick show. I heard Beavis & Butthead were making a comeback but I don't know if they can be relevant in the new millenium. Judge should let them grow up and be like a couple of Wall Street hipster dudes. That would be pretty funny. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Could be a K5 tagline Kuro5hin.org: More maggots today but the trend is down I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A girl kind of flirted with me today I was in the checkout line at the grocery store and the cashier was this young girl, probably young enough to be my daughter. She had blonde hair and I could tell she was checking me out. Then she smiled at me and asked if I "found everything I was looking for". You know what I mean? Yeah. I said, "Yes I did and a few things that weren't on my list." Woah I knew I was skirting the line there. So she rang up my stuff and said, "That'll be twenty-nine sixty-nine, sir." That's right, sixty-nine! I started to sweat. Then as she was giving me my change her fingertips brushed my palm briefly. And THEN, get this, she smiles at me and says, "Thank you for shopping with us, come back again." Oh yeah, I'm coming back alright. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Previously On K5. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Typical liberal thinking Lil Debbie you are such a typical liberal bleeding-heart hippie to blame Marx and the Government. I suppose you believe the USSR should have 'bailed out' the Ukrainians, maybe 'redistributed some wealth'. I can just hear you now, "Stalin should have provided a basic income and food stamps for these poor downtrodden minorities." Well those Ukrainians should have pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps. Maybe got themselves a second job. Shown some personal responsibility for a change rather than waiting for a government hand out. Lazy Ukrainians just like all the poor they should have prepared better. I'm sorry but I feel no sympathy for a group that has made such poor life choices. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks for the link that was funny It seems so odd to me, take Hugh Laurie (Gregory House MD) for example. Now he can speak American English and do it so well that I didn't even realize he was foreign until I saw him on late night tv doing an interview. He's not the only one either. On the other hand there are very few Americans that can do British, Scottish, Australian, etc accents and sound native. Most are hilarious and many are just embarrassing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Some men need some killer weed and some men need cocaine. Some men need some cactus juice to purify their brain. Some men need two women and some need alcohol. Everybody needs a little something but Lord, I NEED IT ALL! not my words either I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm seeing Women for Women ads Daniel Craig in blue trunks is whooping a gay old man's ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You just need to accept Jesus First off, you need to acknowledge that you are a sinner. It doesn't mean you're a bad person, it just means you realize that you aren't perfect, that you make mistakes and that by yourself you can't measure up to what God expects of you. "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23 Second, you must acknowledge that Jesus Christ died for your sins. "...God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8. So even though you are a sinner and you are powerless to change by yourself it doesn't matter because Jesus has already paid for your sins. You just accept that and he will make you whole. No he won't fix your car or help you win the lottery or any of that but he'll make you a place in heaven that is eternal. Now having accepted that, you need to confess and recieve Christ. "If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord", and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Romans 10:9 Then say this prayer: Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner and I ask for your forgiveness. I believe that you died for my sins and rose from the dead. I turn from my sins and invite You to come into my heart and life. I want to trust You and follow You, and I accept You are my Lord and Savior, In Jesus' name. Amen. Then you just need to go and get baptized into the brotherhood of Christ. "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit" Acts 2:38 You'll be a new person and your life will turn around for you. Doors that were closed before will open. Hearts that were hardened against you will soften. Christ be with you and always with you. Go in PEACE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just spreading the Good News brother! Remember, "Many are called but few are chosen" Matt 22:14 and "He who has ears to hear, let him hear" Matt 11:15 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Something to cheer you up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't like Daniel Craig in blue trunks do you? I didn't know Daniel Craig in blue trunks from Adam until Daniel Craig in blue trunks was in that reboot of Casino Royale with gay old men. I've always been a Sean 'Gay Old Man' Connery as Bond fan. As it turns out I think Daniel Craig in blue trunks is damn good at the hard-ass character he plays. I liked Layer Cake especially as it featured a gay old man and Daniel Craig in blue trunks. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not sure what you're on about but I like the way you talk. We oughta get together fer some spam fritters, potted meat and french fried 'taters. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not quite pasted word-for-word though the Original is more OMG LOL! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO: Sweaty and Spent I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know about anyone else but I don't go to Reddit, Fark, YouTube, Slashdot or any kind of link aggregater for the commentary. There are jems from time to time true, the same can be said of 4chan but who is going to 4chan for enlightened commentary? I only read the comments generally when I don't understand what the post is actually about or to see is there is maybe a larger context. Now having said that I do see a decline in the quality of content at Reddit since the Great Digg Migration. The morons that make http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/ comics are the worst polluters. I have seen maybe 5 that are funny. My favorite reddit /r/WTF has been really going down. I have to dig through new and controversial to find anything decent. Matthew Haughey of MetaFilter has the right idea, he has always maintained that the discussion is not the primary purpose of MeFi. They moderate the hell out of it and it works. Not every forum has to allow unfettered speech. My comment history on reddit: Diary 1 Diary 2 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. One of those things is not like the other I'm talking about Kuro5hin.org, not the way it is today but when the FP mattered. MLP was strongly discouraged then. Kurons liked a good article with meat they could chew on. Those other sites are all MLP focused (not sure about HackerNews it's not a site I'm familiar with). Now I do like to read a good article but I have little time to read 250 comments by all the jackholes that have Internet access and a Gmail account. Life is too short. Generally the only time I seek out comment is in tech forums that are narrowly focused. I belong to a few and there is definitely a community feeling. We may horse around on occasion but since the forum is focused rather than a general free-for-all posts tend to stay on topic. And you are right that any asshole can put up a link. Not only that but there is considerable overlap. Something gets posted to 4chan then you see it up on reddit. A reddit post will show up a day later on MeFi. Which is why I don't expect good comments on reddit because mostly it's yahoos trying to garner Karma. It's unfortunate if that happens to one's favorite site like whatever happened here. There is still community but it is strange and completely different from what it used to be. I have to disagree with you on MeFi though, for what it is and what they do it is run correctly. If they didn't heavily moderate that place would be a cesspit of snark and one-upmanship. Maybe I'm not getting the picture because I'm not looking for quality in those places. Much like I don't expect a gourmet meal at McDonald's or to find Haute Couture at Walmart. I'm sure that such websites exist but I would expect them to be small, close-knit communities. Perhaps there is some numerical limit to the userbase that once surpassed causes the site to drown in noise? Didn't you write about that once? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have not come across anything similar to K5 no. I don't think it is impossible, however I don't think it can be done without moderation. The users can't be relied upon to do it all by themselves because then you have the gaming. With original writing since anyone who has talent can start their own blog once they develop a following, the good people move away (boil off) and the site ends up with a concentration of the crap posters. It's cool to let people vote on stuff that they like but I just don't think you can rely on algorithms and the crowd by itself. There has to be someone to keep the site focused. They don't necessarily have to be heavy-handed about it but they have to be involved if that is the type of site they want to have. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Didn't you write about that once? Sorry I was being cute. I have always read your stuff. It isn't my subject but I still find it interesting to think about. "already a cesspit of snark!" No, it would be far worse if they didn't prune, time-out and ban as much as they do. I don't have an account there but it has always been a favorite site of mine because they usually have at least one to three decent links every day or so. But I think they are gaining users because of AskMe and as the userbase gets larger they seem to have more problems. I'm pretty sure they have had to add more moderators lately. As you say, "The problem is that moderation doesn't scale." Perhaps it isn't just theoretical, maybe there is a real limit to the size of the userbase beyond which it is just noise. Imagine that you had every person on the planet as a member of a Megaforum that was run with the Robot 9000 and disregard problems with language. How would you keep discussion from devolving into noise? If it can't handle the global population then what about a continent? I'm not sure that I'm able to get across what I'm thinking about here but like I'm trying to look at this from the other direction. At what point does the community become small enough that anything useful, entertaining, or thought-provoking is produced? I just can't believe that there are that many people that have something interesting to say in a general forum. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am the Cancer that is Killing Reddit Sittin On Tha Toilet. Yes that could get interesting if any one walked in, 'My I never realized you had a tail!' Also when you're taking a dump and go to pee it could be awkward being as their is no bowl to assist in stream direction. Not to mention that is one hell of a drop. Finally if things aren't quite firm there could be a large amount of backscatter. Wait, a what? I didn't order that ... Did you find one on the tray or in the bag? If not you should go back to the cashier with the receipt and say, "Hey! I didn't get my Dick! You guys have shorted me a Dick! What is the world coming to when a person can't get a decent Dick?" Can anyone tell me what this is and why it fell out of my phone? Looks like an NSA model 45C General Purpose tracking and recording bug. You been doing anything we shouldn't know about? Damn! Turd plus Urine. What was in the rain yesterday? It's probably the ash from the animals and folks gone missing in the wildfires. Those remains drift up into the clouds then the rain washes em out. That right there is some serious OCD or else the result of long-term methamphetamine abuse. Saw this today in the Walmart parking lot. Thoughts? Red, White, and BLING! This is awful and in poor taste. That being said, what the fuck is this and why does it exist? Yeah! I'm still smarting over what David did to the poor Philistines in 1 Samuel 18:27! ummm, I guess this is a good idea? Thank you D.B.Z. for crushing my dreams! Just kidding, I should have known. Oh well. . . maybe one day. As of tonight, the mainstream media has sunk to an all-time journalism low! Not "ignoring all else", because that is deliberate hyperbole. Rather, they are specifically ignoring the President "...giving probably his greatest, most inspiring speech to date...". Politics. Not WTF but, DAMN! I mean DAMN! Just knowing this exists somewhere in the world . . . Too much of a good thing? When they are displayed in this fashion it is somewhat difficult to imagine anyone actually wanting to enthusiastically stick their tongue or cock into one. I guess I like mine single-player still. That multi-player just looks nasty. I'm ordering Chinese. No 49 looks tasty! 51 is kinda WTF also, Beef filled with Chef's fruity homemade sauce. Side grinder safety. This is crazy, she isn't even wearing her goggles or gloves! This is why women shouldn't be allowed to handle power tools. New microwave ovens can do it all! Grill, Convection, Turbo Bake... Chaos? The Chaos icon, is that two empty eye sockets bleeding? Unsolicited, some suit tells Rick Perry "Bank of America ... we will help you out." Except politics. Why did people keep going in here? If this was at the Metropolitan it would be considered a masterpiece. It would be hailed as an expressive comment on our modern society and culture. Is my favorite alien hiding? I don't see him anywhere. Without him I would judge this to be a Chinese knock-off. Much like a certain Apple store. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell YEAH! The healing Power of Mexican food Chicken soup? No way Jose, chicken TACO! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why did you have to bring back those memories? The sweat beaded brow, the heavy breathing, the pushing, and the constant pain. Then the dear thing emerges into the light of day. So bright and full of promise. I gaze down in pride at this newly formed creature as I wipe away the afterbirth. But then before you know it, before you are ready, it is time and with shaking hand and teary eye I pull the handle and release him to the world. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well I normally don't have to wipe after posting so there is that. Otherwise . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah but we know what you was thinking . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I hate to ask but how many consulting clients have contacted you recently? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You've probably built up a tolerance switch to Copenhagen snuff. Try you some prunes, some bran cereal, some Activia. All in the same bowl. It'll all end up in the same bowl. No, you're right, probably cancer. Better kill yourself now. Seriously, had a fishing buddy go get his ass checked and god damn. First they made him drink some awful ass shit then they shoved something up in there and took a buncha pictures like they were tourists at Disneyland or something. I swear. Course he had the pictures blowed up and has them hanging in the den like some kinda modern ass art exhibit. I asked him I said, 'What does Trudy think of them posters up there?' He said, 'As long as the color matches the couch she don't much care.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, fact a business he did need something to spice up all that damn paneling he put up in '78. I just didn't expect him to put up posters of his colonoscopy. I guess it's better than posters of his vasectomy or Trudy's hysterectomy so there is a win there. They do match the naugahyde couch but they kinda clash with the Velvet Elvis. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Deadline yes, signed in '08 See Agreement Between the United States of America and the Republic of Iraq On the Withdrawal of United States Forces from Iraq and the Organization of Their Activities during Their Temporary Presence in Iraq. Obama still proudly doing the work of the previous administration. Barack Obama: the hardest working Republican in Washington. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Think about it Vinigga Sure, a lady might use one on her legs but would she really want to entrust her womanly blossom to a Gillette? They didn't have those little plastic throw-aways to keep her 'fresh' either. Welcome to the jungle . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If a single picture could encapsulate the coming decade, I believe it would be this one. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GIVE a man a fish . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, because he'll be busy hanging out around your tent waiting for his next fish. The only guy that is going to discover astronomy or physics or that cool new equation are ones that are motivated in that direction already. It isn't going to matter if they have a basic income or not. There is a trailer park not far from where I live and you could go and give everyone there a basic income, clothes, etc. all the basic mazlows right? They're still not going to start studying quantum mechanics. They're just going to drink 40's and watch judge judy. The math guy, astro-boy, physics geek, they're still going to be studying and thinking about that shit whether they are working in a coin-op laundry, a patent office, or a chuck-e-cheese. All you are doing is making people more dependent on the government for their basic welfare and we can already see how well that will work out. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Promise me a cabinet position and I'm your man Minister of Gnomes perhaps? I don't care as long as I have nice fat budget that I promise will be used for naught but the Public Good. Really, you can trust me! I'm from Texas! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm afraid I would get lost in a closet! And that I might never come out! That $50 mil bit reminds me of an old story, you probably heard it before but there is this guy working at the zoo as a sweeper right? Well, the zoo officials have been having trouble breeding the female gorilla so they think, 'Hey we'll pay the sweeper guy to mate with the gorilla and see what happens.' So they tell the sweeper guy they want him to mate with the gorilla for $5000. He tells them he'll have to talk it over with his wife. Next day he comes back and they ask him, "So what did the wife say?" He says, "She said it would be alright but it's going to take us a few days to get together the five thousand dollars." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HaHa Very Furry! That's why I don't want to go in. Strange things in there! I don't call squirrels tree rats fer nuthin'! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fucking lawyers If this article is an example of anything at all it is that lawyers are a waste of good air. The document was OBVIOUSLY illegal AND treasonous and if we had lost the Revolutionary war then every man who signed would have surely hung by the neck until dead. Many people had already been hanged or shot. But here you got these lawyers have to have a debate over it. Like what the fuck are they going to do about it? Fucking lawyers should be treated like we did the witches back in Salem. Fucking tie 'em to a post and set the sons-of-whores burn. Then divvy up all their property and cash and distribute it to the poor. There is no surer sign that a person has made a pact with Satan than a God Damned law degree. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you now or have you ever been a lawyer? We got a test for that, we tie you to a rock and throw you in the water. If you float like a turd then we know you got the lawyer taint on you and burn you at the stake. If you sink to the bottom and drown then we know you are free of lawyerly influence. We'll be at your place about midnite. BYOB I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. lol whut? you must hang out with the brain damaged. Some nigger started uh-uh-uh'ing i'd be all, 'you lost your inhaler bro?' and if they went YAAAWWWNN I'd be like, 'OPEN WIDER BITCH KING KONG IS COMING IN!' I am partial to the meme where you lean to the side in an exaggerated way and rip a loud wet smelly one. Then you sit back and grin. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We regret to inform the members of K5 that Mr rp had a rather unfortunate incident this weekend with a witch. Unable to satisfy her sexually she at first turned him into a toad. However, he appeared to enjoy it too much and so she turned him into a goose. What is worse, she turned him into a gay goose. So now Mr rp is a big gay grey goose wandering around and he just won't shut up. If anyone would like to put him beyond misery remember that goose makes a wonderful substitute for turkey. He is quite plump after all. Thank you for your consideration. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. E.T. WAS a Huge success in the Anals of trolling. Not as big as Battletoads maybe but still, lulz were most definitely had the day E.T. shipped. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably THE ONLY ONE on your block MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Walk Left, fall in pit Walk Right, fall in pit DIE DIE DIE Is that a flower in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? EEEELLLLIIIIOOOOTTTT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHO GOOSED THIS MAN? BY GOD HE'S QUACKING UP! HIS BRAIN HAS FLOWN THE COOP! WHAT A FOWL DEED INDEED! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It doesn't have to be pedantic If it is an opinion and clearly labeled as opinion then it should be okay. If, for example, I said, "I think that Mr. Such and So is a dickless pedophile!" That should be ok anywhere. Because it is just my opinion. I should be able to say what I will. If I claim that it is a fact that Mr. Such and So is a dickless pedophile then I need to be able to produce hi-rez that shows Mr. Such and So in possession of kiddy porn and a medical cert saying he is sans penis elsewise LIBEL. Simple and doesn't matter how large your reach is. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No it doesn't Saying 'I think' or 'I believe' implies that is my opinion and I may or may not be able to back it up. If I say I think or I believe God exists then that is just my opinion. If I say, 'GOD EXISTS' then that is making a declaration which I should be able to back up with evidence. And hell yes, I should be able to say anything I want about anybody or anything; the Pope, the President, Your Mother whatever as long as it is my opinion. Otherwise you can kiss freedom of speech adios. It cannot be any other way. I don't see any problem with The Daily Mail or whatever rag you might be talking about saying, 'We at the Daily Mail believe that Ms. HollyHopDrive is a drug-pushing granny raping pedophile.' That is a pretty shitty thing to say, true but if it is what they feel it is what they feel. On the other hand if they put a headline, 'HOLLYHOPDRIVE IS A DRUG-PUSHING GRANNY-RAPING PEDOPHILE' then that should be actionable even if in the article they say 'I believe' or We Think they have already made the declaration as if it were fact. It's really simple and in ANY EVENT one should ALWAYS err towards MORE FREEDOM. So even if somebody says something bad about you the law should--of course this is MY opinion and many people might not agree--be written such that if there is any doubt then the writtee is covered under law. You understand sticks and stones. I know that you can come up with all kinds of edge cases and that many of them if it happened to ME I might not like. But I am just of the mind that when the axe falls it cuts where people have a right to say shit rather than be silenced. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, if I make an accusation. Basically, I'm saying that anyone no matter who they are should be able to put up on their facebook page a status of 'The Prime Nabob is a Doody-Head' In such a way as to not worry about being sued. But where the editor of a paper can't print 'PRIME NABOB IS A DOODY-HEAD'. While at the same time in the same paper an opinion writer can have a piece where he can say 'Prime Nabob is a Doody-Head' and not be sued. I understand that we want to be careful and not have an environment where anyone can accuse people of any old thing. At the same time I don't want people being able to sue just because they got their feelings hurt which is pretty much the way the law is now in Britain if I understand correctly. So yes, if in order to make the law easier and LESS complicated we simply have a flag such as 'I think or We Think' or 'I believe or We believe' that indicates to the reader that the statement is an opinion and not a statement of fact then the Editor can print 'THE DAILY RAG BELIEVES THAT THE PRIME NABOB IS A DOODY HEAD' all day long and not worry about it. The same with the facebook guy or the opinion writer. If on the other hand those folk make the statement without the flag then people should expect them to be able to back it up with evidence. Much like Parody or Satire, if it is obvious or labeled as such then it gets a pass, if it is not obvious and not flagged or labeled then it should be actionable. No need for subjective evaluation it is either marked or it is not and therefore the law can be simple and everyone knows where they stand without having to have a degree in law and can thus go on about their lives speaking freely. What is so hard about that? Unless you are one of those that feel that NO-ONE should say ANYTHING about ANYONE that could in ANY WAY be construed as derogatory. But I don't think you are one of those or I doubt you would frequent K5. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't see any difference in the two statements, in the first paragraph and they are clearly different from the other statements later. I guess what you are saying is that if the statement involves a crime then it is libel? I don't know. I just want simpler laws. I think you're batty. That's not libel according to you since being batty is not a crime. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you're just complicating things Making more work available for fucking lawyers. Look, why can't we just say that if you feel wronged by something someone said or wrote about you then you get to challenge them to a duel. Pistols at twenty paces. Let the best man win. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If someone makes a claim then burden of proof is on them or should be. If I said you were a DPGRP then I have to prove it if I'm called on it. Same as if I said the Earth is a Cube, I have to show that. It's not your problem to show that it is not. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand what you're trying to do and I don't mean to pee on your parade, really, but say you make it really awesome. Looks absolutely badass and all that. Zero bugs. You're demo'ing it and they are totally blown away. Then one of the interviewers asks, 'So how long did it take you to come up with this?' Then what? I don't know shit about shit but I figure if I'm the guy signing checks I can get a handfull of cheap kids that will come out with say five or six apps in the time it takes you to do one, maybe. Yes they'll be a little buggy but we can do updates. Yeah, I realize you'll get faster as you learn but I'm wondering, because you're not doing something on the cutting edge It's freaking LIFE. And then I see all these other implementations from fucking shellscript thru Minecraft and I don't know man. Am I wrong? Am I just completely missing the cluetrain or what? At what point does WarpLife become DNF or Battlecruiser 3000? Oh well, never mind me. You just do what you do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I had that, running on a 386SX I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The diagram is missing something You know the type, Hot as Jalapeno Pepper and Crazy as a Shithouse Rat. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not exactly what I had in mind The kind of woman I'm talking about there is often property damage involved but you still want to lick the toilet paper off her asshole I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought Randy Quaid was in Canada on the run from the authorities and Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. True Fact Starbucks buys their beans from the same people that supply McDonalds. It's the same coffee just different branding is all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's so sad these days Getting arrested for a little mild sword play with your own daughter. What a nanny state we have become! Why back in my day she'd have been taken to Daddy's Dungeon and properly chained and whipped. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look for a computer that is newer but not new maybe that you can afford. One of my hardest working and most reliable machines is one that was rescued from a dumpster. SHSU students threw it out. It wouldn't stay on more than 10-15 secs. I opened it up it was full of dust bunnies. Completely clogged. Vacuumed it out and it's been streaming movies and music over the home network ever since. Never turned off except for occasional updates. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Please remember that if the Doctor prescribes anti-biotics that you take the full course. Don't just stop taking them when you 'feel better'. Fucking drug-resistant superbugs. Worse than Ignorant Mother Fuckers I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I bet Suri just drives you up the wall It's good that you have a hobby though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I find a liberal application of duct tape works wonders. Just wrap it 'round that sucker three or four times and it'll be good as gravy. Git 'R Done! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was really into miniatures in my 20's That's what we called them because when you said models people thought little kids. This was before I knew anything about computers of course. After I got my first system I guess I dropped all my other hobbies. I used to hang out here quite a bit. My thing was to take several kits and cobble up stuff. I liked standalone models over scenes. I would make mud and dirt and weatherize my projects to make them 'real'. My favorite piece was a Monster Truck mash-up I did with a GMC Bronco and a Sherman Tank. It was my most 'real-life looking' I made a lot of spaceships too, like the drop ship from the Sulako and a few StarTrek ships that they didn't have kits for. I also had a few WWII pieces that I 'futurized'. Each project would take on the average of three months. My last project I had ordered a workshop kit and I had a big semi-trailer and a tricked out Camaro. I was setting up the workshop in the trailer with the Camaro so it would be like a Knight Rider thing. I never finished it. Got into 6502 assembly and that was the end of modelling for me. When I got into computers I gave all my sets and paints, all my wiring and 'bits', decals, etc. to my boy. I thought he might get interested. But he liked video games and girls more. I still have a lot of the stuff in a box in the closet. Except for paints and glue though. I know that feeling though waiting for a kit. Going through the paints. Every month I would pick up two or three magazines to troll for tips. I had a great time with it. In the Navy, we had a battery shop onboard. The fork trucks and other equipment like that was stored there and they charged the batteries and did maintenance. Two guys worked in there. One was my good friend Patrick. I would go over and hang out with him, they had their own coffee maker and a radio! The other guy, I don't remember his name. He was alright but a little strange. He was maybe 30 but looked like he was late 40's. He had a locker full of Photo Albums that he filled with pictures of girls in bikinis from all the ports we visited. That was what he would do on shore leave. He didn't drink. He would just hit the beach and ask women if he could take their picture. He didn't try to pick them up just take their picture. But anyways, in addition to picture collecting he also liked to build models. Now, he was very particular about his models. He ordered from Japan these really small scale miniatures. They had to be historically accurate in every detail. That was his thing. He had an entire Japanese and US battlegroup from WWII in one locker! They were awesome. I tried to talk him into making a space ship model but he didn't like the idea because it wasn't realistic. We would have discussions about the problems of launching and recovery of fighter craft from a carrier ship. Anyways, I bugged him enough that he finally took one of the few larger WWI destroyer models he had--it was completed but it had gotten damaged somehow and he was going to trash it--and updated it to a futuristic missile boat. When he first began he was of the mind that he wasn't going to like it. But as the project came along he really got into it. He built in a VTOL pad on the back and hand made some CIWS and Sparrow systems along with Tomahawk launchers. He filed down the edges and built out the flat sides so they had an anti-radar silloutte. Well the funny thing was that awhile after he completed it and I had moved on myself, the Navy came out with the Aegis class destroyer. I swear, the first time I seen one steaming into Norfolk I thought, 'Damn that looks almost exactly like that fucking model!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That diorama sounds like a very good project One way you can get a futuristic feel on the 'boring Camry' - Detail out the interior, put in screens on the dash, no steering wheel, use a plane yoke or even a joystick setup from a jet plane. Depends on how much room you have to work. Leave the outward facing door off or open so you can see the detail inside. Some of the exterior keep in flat like you have primer on they are preparing it for painting. Then you can smooth some areas for a streamline look and drape some canvas drop cloth over parts to fit with the getting ready to spray. Leave the hood open but don't build out the stock engine. Customize an engine from maybe parts off a jet engine or if you're converting to electric then maybe painted Lego with some flare. Just suggestions. Damn you bring back some memories. Good luck with it and have fun. It ought to keep you occupied for a bit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When you retire it what nic will you use? I get tired of all the 'A is Y and C is Q. Oh No! A is Y but C is R! This is A and I'm not Y but I think T is W' You feel me? The only ones I know who is who even after a nic change are the mentals; Crawford, Trane, Blastar, and Jason. Thank you for your support. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ow My Balls! Las Vegas man with 100-pound scrotum seeks money for surgery There is NO SEX in the champagne room, but in the Jack's Restaurant ? Holey Toledo! I can imagine the poor creature thought it found the motherlode of tuna We now return you to your regularly scheduled ranting . . . Update Batboy - Leathery Ass Located Under a bridge in Manchester No journo I . . . that's Lil Red Debbie. I saw that 100 lb nutsack thing and I'm woah, wtf! I want to share that. I feel sorry for a guy like that, I can't even imagine and in this country too. I thought it fit in the whole OWS vibe. You know, imagine you're just working and doing your thing then the next minute your ballsack is the size of a watermelon. You can't plan for that you know. What do you do, call Aetna and ask for a quote on Scrote Insurance? But it wan't enough by itself so I added some other shit that tripped me out earlier today. So the whole diary is like one of them $1.00 Banquet TV Dinners. You got your Salisbury Steak, your potatoes and your corn. It ain't supposed to feed you it's just to get you by. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I assume he must have made poor life choices or he wouldn't be in this situation. Also since he is now on disability he must be a lazy good-for-nothing regardless of his prior work history. At least that is what I always hear about the needy folks. It's always their own fault because they failed to plan, made poor decisions and just didn't work hard enough. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is exactly what he just said. The Tea People have defined the debate in Washington. All the rest of us, need to forget about Right vs Left, Dem vs Rep, Red vs Blue. Those are the OLD ways of thinking. It all fits inside the Game as currently played and as long as we keep playing that game we will lose. It's time to change the game. And if you start well we HAVE to do things a certain way because without money or influence or blah blah then you've already lost because you're still playing with their rules. This whole experiment didn't start with, well we need to get some people into Parliament and make friends with the Barons so we can influence the King . . . No it started with saying FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR GEORGIE BOY. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How in the fuck can you get Left = 99%???? It ain't the LEFT, it is EVERYONE that is not the .01. Now there may perhaps be individuals in the .99 who don't really support the idea of the .99 just like there are some individual .01's that don't really support the ideas of the .01's. But you sitting here saying SUCK IT RIGHTY's THIS IS OUR MOVEMENT! Don't really get it either. Yes it does include a large number of groups like organized labor that used to be the pets of the Democratic party but in the last few years I think the Dems have decided that they are going to say fuck you little guys and show me the money just as much as the Republicans. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What was your name? Little girl, what's your name? WHERE IS SARAH CONNER? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seriously? It's a learning exercise, Blastar is trying to learn C. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think that first one would've been better if instead of just throwing a bunch of cursing and put-downs around they had Steve Jobs doing the annoying things for which he is known. For instance, Spock trying to use a communicator, but he can't get it to work so Jobs, in a ST uniform--with an Apple logo rather than the Enterprise swoosh--begins to berate Spock for 'holding it wrong'. A scene where Spock can't change the batteries in his tricorder. And some bit with Siri as the Enterprise computer voice would really spice that clip up. If you haven't seen it already: Reincarnation I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vacation photo of mumble in Zimbabwe. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Doesn't work if you're the source. It's like a rabbit's foot. Lucky for the one with the foot, not so lucky for the rabbit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pnarp Decoded I held my breath as I dumped another five pounds of live guppies into my schtumpfenbeast's tank. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But you could incorporate it. For instance that particular pic would work well as a 'Pop-Out' in your book. But really, messybuu, PUBLISHED? Lol, that's like a band saying they want to get their music on CD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And you a MACHEAD, I figure you already of the mindset that if it ain't on iTunes it doesn't exist! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What happened? Somebody touch your junk? Like Liberally and shit? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Exceptional, you mean as in ...forming an exception or rare instance; unusual; extraordinary? Or ...being physically or especially mentally handicapped to an extent that special schooling is required? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Good luck with this new endeavor Mike I have the utmost faith that it will enjoy as much success as your prior projects. Keep on tilting! When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? To surrender dreams--this may be madness; to seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness! But maddest of all--to see life as it is and not as it should be. -Miguel de Cervantes I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5: Absolutely Serious Life Research From the Trenches I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woah, that's like almost the evolution of MS in a single pic. From White on Black Console thru Progman! All inside a shiny 7 frame. Unlocking the mysteries of the Universe indeed! The 'S' by the way is the rare and elusive HORSECOCK GLIDER! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It isn't as bad now But for awhile there it was really bad in this area. Thieves were pulling live wire off the poles going down Highway 19. Another man was shot and killed by the owner of a local salvage yard. Empty houses were broken into and all the copper pipe removed. Dudes were pulling A/C units out of the windows of occupied homes. I don't know what the value was because I don't keep up with that type of thing but it must have been pretty good. Everyday seemed like there was something in the paper. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I guess, like you mention in another comment in this diary though that's one hell of a risk vs reward. But if a man needs his crack or meth or whatever I guess the risk is worth it. Damn though I figure pulling a bunch of wire off a pole in the dark of night has got to be fairly hard work. A man with that much drive should be able to do better. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WINAMP! It Really Whips the iTunes Ass! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm all better now and I'm not gonna kill anybody I just want to come inside Mac. Can't you see? I just want to come inside to a nice hot bowl of Oatmeal. Mac? What do you say? Trust is a hard thing to come by these days Blair. Tell you what, why don't you just trust in the Lord? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They smoke Bugler here, but not many will. It's not that guys don't care to roll their own, it's that if anybody sees a man with a pack of Bugler they automatically think, 'That is one broke-ass son-of-a-bitch right there.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not all the .99 are college kids Not all the .99 are even 'kids'. Not all the .99 even went to college. It's funny to me because people say don't support the tea party because they are a bunch of old deluded fucks but don't support the .99 either cause they are just a bunch of whiney brat kids. I guess everybody is just supposed to 'Move Along Citizen! and while you're at it, pick up that can.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry claes, I'll get Marketing right on that You have people from many different walks of life and the one thing they have in common is they ain't the .01. So you expect a nice packaged coherent message out of that, a nice set of talking points. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Exactly, But see N0574's post for a basic idea. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/10/14/12157/928/5#5 Frankly, I would worry if there existed a coherent, sound-byte friendly message. It would make me suspicious that it was just another artificial 'grassroots movement' (Media loves that word grassroots) being 'sold' to the public. Good luck, don't get beaten, tased, pepper sprayed, arrested, spayed or neutered. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OWS Protests got you down? Become a Jaded Asshole! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What the heck is up with K5? Culture? AND TECHNOLOGY? (That isn't Apple related) I applaud your effort. It's crazy the things that get that itch going ain't it? I would recommend this to the queue except I like OGG FROG Magazine to stay on top for a short while. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My grandad was a paratrooper in the army during WWII over in the Pacific Theater. He had numerous tats up and down his arms. I reckon it was the thing to do for a young man. When I was old enough to understand what they were I had to ask him to identify each one. You see by then they had become indistinguishable from blobby bruises on his leathery skin. Later when I was in the Navy there was some peer pressure to get a tattoo but I couldn't see any point. I already knew it wouldn't last forever. I was very tempted to get an earring. That was another fashion at the time and I knew some guys that had skull earrings with bone chains hanging off of them. They had one bone for every cruise which I thought would look pretty badass. I never did follow up on it. I never have regretted not getting a tattoo. I mean I have never been in any situation that I thought, "You know, my status, position or appearance would be significantly enhanced if I were sporting ink right now." Same goes for the earring. It may be that your idea that some people are tattoo people and some aren't is true. I have a few Facebook friends that nearly once a month post, "I want another tattoo, what do you think I should get?" They spend a lot of time at the tattoo parlor either for themselves or with other friends getting tattoos. Other FB friends never even discuss getting a tattoo unless they are asked directly. So in answer to your last question, I think what you should do maybe is get one of those non-permannet tattoos, wear it around see how you like it. I imagine that soon enough you would know whether or not you were a tattoo person or not. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. no porn Just wrong, wrong, wrong . . . What do they teach them girls over there? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm glad you did this so I don't have to. Really though, I have everything just like I want it and I still get updates so I'll just pass on the upgrade. It would really be funny if Canonical screwed the pooch with Unity and drove all those Ubuntu adopters they picked up in the last couple years over to Windows 8. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. #include<stdio.h> main() { printf("Goodbye World"); } Wow, Over at slashdot It seems a number of posters are like, 'Meh, so what, if not him somebody else would've done it.' I am disappoint. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's a funny video rite thar I tell yew whut Git 'R Done! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And many can tolerate one that hits at least two out of the four. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast, To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak. I've read, that things inanimate have mov'd, And, as with living Souls, have been inform'd, By Magick Numbers and persuasive Sound. What then am I? Am I more senseless grown Than Trees, or Flint? O force of constant Woe! 'Tis not in Harmony to calm my Griefs. Anselmo sleeps, and is at Peace; last Night The silent Tomb receiv'd the good Old King; He and his Sorrows now are safely lodg'd Within its cold, but hospitable Bosom. Why am not I at Peace? - The Mourning Bride I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If the son is anything like the father then His dad probably published entire essays on exactly what he did, who he did and what he was thinking about while doing it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When you jump shit please take pictures and post to /r/wtf, thanks, one orangered for YOU! At least we now know that Anderson Cooper is a pedobear. AC:Look at all this underage poon! OMG! This is better than the underwear section of the Sears catalog! There's pages and pages, uh uh uh uh. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Alright, we GET it. Apple is the greatest company since like EVAR! Jobs was a genius ROCKSTAR coder and the iPhone is the best fucking thing invented since SEX! Now, could you please stop sucking the dead man's dick so loud? I'm trying to catch up on some sleep here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. EXACTLY! and Devo! What a Spice girl might do with those shoes . . . Got those pretty little straps around your ankles Got those shiny little chains around your heart Oh no, pretty momma, What you gonna do in those shoes? Oh no, you can't do that Once you've started wearing those shoes I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What I want to know is Who the hell is gbd and is he still around, lurking, posting perhaps? Because I think that a lot of you are taking credit for something with which you had little to do other than MAYBE giving it a +1FP. If perhaps you little twat sandwiches would put pen to paper or keyboard to screen and put something in the queue worthy of Fuck Natalee Holloway instead of ejaculating all over the floor with your 'Oh K5 Disappointed ME!!!' Like we could give a FUCK about Impressing your whiny shit-sucking excuse for a fag bag. You sound just like a bunch of Ignorant Motherfucking Manager types going around taking credit for something just because you happen to have an account on the same site. Just fucking choke on a bag of gangrenous cocks for fucks sake. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think it treats 'recommended' as required in Ubuntu so use --no-install-recommends flag, me I would maybe use Synaptic and change that in the options to not treat recommended as required. It's easier to see what you are getting. It used to bug me when I was using KDE and would install a gnome app and it would pull down nautilus and the whole damn gnome desktop for one little app. I think this is a Debian thing too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Along with that let's re-institute slavery or at least indentured servitude so that we don't have any of those idiots that obviously can't handle the responsibility of managing their own affairs running around mucking up the economy. Happy Days are Here Again! The skies above are clear again! So let's sing a song of cheer again, Happy days are here again! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But in Prison they aren't out in the fields singing. "The slaves would sing, "You gwine, ain't you gwine, / Ain't you gwine to the shuckin' of the corn?" Other slaves would sing about the food they would eat at the feast. "I know dat supper will be big, / Shuck dat corn before you eat. / I think I smell a fine roast pig, / Shuck dat corn before you eat." Once all the slaves had arrived and the teams had been established, each team appointed a captain who served as a song leader. The captains climbed to the top of their side of the pile and encouraged their teams to shuck quickly by calling out the first lines of songs to which their followers would respond vocally. After the contest and feast, the fiddler was called and everyone would dance for hours. Near dawn the slaves would begin to disband and each gang of men left, singing all the way home, "Fare you well, fare you well. / Weell ho. Weell ho. / Fare you well, young ladies all. / Weell ho. Weell ho." The corn-shucking festival showed the slaves' ability to combine work and music to have a good time." But yeah, I live in Huntsville so I reckon I'm all for more prisons. Mo' Prison, Mo' Job! That's what we always say! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. British man billed for not removing gnomes from dead father's garden Seems Nick doesn't fancy gnomes either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably what he was afraid of. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Except for the batteries part, it sounds about right to me. Long before iPads and iPods I have constantly heard tales of the 'Reality Distortion Field' surrounding Jobs. The way Apple fans have always been vindictively defensive of Apple products going back to at least USENET when I first encountered the phenomenon and I'm sure even before then. It really does have a Religious flavor of fervor about it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Those were Sony batteries I believe not Apple. They were used in Apple products true but they were also present in a number of other products also. Nokia also had some trouble with Lithium Ion batteries but all that was years ago. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At least it makes sense now. You are to Jobsism as channel is to Catholicism. Thank goodness the Genii of the Genius Bar don't suffer a predilection for sodomizing little boys. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "it's the self-righteous attitude", Quite so. Yes, the devil is in the details. It is interesting that you imply that channel molests children. I would not believe that channel would even think of such a thing. I am often frustrated however with his constant defense of those that do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. For quick easy weight loss I wouldn't rule out amphetamines. You can start slow with a strict diet of caffiene and cigarettes then work your way up from there. A week on crystal and you can lose like 30 lbs! Get a lot of shit done too and the machine room will be the cleanest you've ever seen. Ah the intense joy of braiding cable at 4:15 in the morning! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You realize I am being facetious. If I was actually trying to be helpful I would personally recommend biking and swimming. I used to do both a long time ago and I stayed slim without ever worrying about what I ate. I'm older now and mostly sedentary so I have to watch what I eat especially portion wise. I have never had much luck with weights. My son is really into that P90X thing and it seems to be fairly easy to do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Unfortunately many people in America these days tend to believe that lifting their fat ass off the couch counts as exercise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Do the jelly roll baby roll I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Every single day. I wake up and I thank the good Lord that I was born with neither skin high in melanin content nor two X chromosomes. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I guess, I'm not sure what you mean perhaps you could draw me a diagram? I'm thankful that I can walk the streets without women clutching their purses. Enter a shop without being constantly surveiled. Drive my car without having to check for police just because I have dark skin. I'm grateful that I can't get pregnant. I don't have to worry about 'Aunt Flo' coming to visit me each month. I don't have to worry about makeup or if my butt looks too big. I don't have to listen to your shit if I don't want to. I don't have to accept half the pay for the same job. I don't have to work twice as hard to be considered even half as good. I always get the remote. I'm the one driving. I can play video games without getting 'hit' on. I could go on an on but no need. I couldn't put up with not even one fourth of the shit women have to put up with every day. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Talking to a woman in finance she was bitching about 'the ribbon' in Excel. We're talking about it and she mentioned that she cheated a little bit because she moved some things on the ribbon to where they would be easier to access. I told her that isn't cheating, you're supposed to customize it to work the way you want. She says, 'I don't get paid to futz around with software, I get paid to do the reports. If I have to waste time setting up a toolbar in order to use it that software is broken.' There is a lesson in there somewhere, I'm not sure I've figured out what it is yet. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They don't get to pick, they get what's given to them. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh they can request, certainly, there is a file for that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. that's just it though she didn't WANT to Haxx0r anything, she didn't want to fuck with it at all. She just wanted it to work like it is used to work so she could do her shit and go home. But, programmers keep changing shit and moving shit around because we like fucking with computers. See, we are wasting her time. If I started 'Oh Linux, Gnome, OpenOffice, GNU, GCC' she would have been, 'Are you out of your freaking mind? Who the fuck do I look like? Ada Lovelace?' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck Y'all Would y'all just SHUT UP! Goddamn, I can almost FEEL IT. <shiver> Worse, I can taste it. Right there in the back. FUCK Besides that I'm going to be humming ''Cause I have become . . . Comfortably Numb . . .' for the next hour at least. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I still think they believe it is some kind of trap An elaborate RUSE concocted by the trolls of K5 in order to gain access to their machines and fill them with horsecock for lulz. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Noah Wiley was a really good Steve Jobs but that was a whole different movie. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Apple is hot right now But I can remember back before Linux, before Eternal September, in those BBS days that Del is so fond of . . . It may be hard for those of you that have grown up with Jelly Macs and Lick Me interfaces but at one time Apple was a niche system. It occupied much the same place that Linux does today. It was the 'other' the anti-corporate, the alternative platform and it had a small but loyal following that was not much different than the FOSS crowd is today. It wasn't trendy or cool. It was used by hippies, fags and dirty artists. Back in those days Jobs sucked Gates dick hard. See, Microsoft could have killed Apple dead. They even threatened a time or two when Apple got uppity. Microsoft controlled Office and Office was king period end of fucking sentence. If MS stopped making Office for the Mac then Apple would have dried up and blown away and Jobs and Apple knew it. The thing that saved Apple was that Microsoft was a defacto monopoly. They had the industry completely sewn up and there was no competition. In order to keep the DOJ away MS had to keep Apple going just so they could say See! We aren't a monopoly! We have competition from Apple! The man that freed us all wasn't Jobs, it wasn't Torvalds. No the man responsible was Marc Andreessen. The guy that brought Mosaic to the masses and with Mosaic access to the Internet in a way that every one could participate. The web browser, not the computer is what changed the world. Gates immediately saw the threat Mosaic and later Netscape presented and tried to kill it. It was too late. Scoff if you must but really, look around. Who really cares anymore what platform you run on, or what OS you have. Everything, EVERYTHING is centered on the Internet and the browser made it happen - click here, go back, go forward, bookmark, go home. Any dumbshit can use a computer not because Apple designed something or MS embraced some technology or Linus fixed a bug. It's because of the simplicity of the browser that changed the way techies, geeks and everyday people interacted with their computers, be they a phone, a PDA, a laptop or a Desktop. But History is writ by the winners so that is why Jobs is a hero today. And so I toast; The Emperor is dead! Long Live the Emperor! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I finally succumbed and purchased a "Smart Phone" No, it was not an iPhone, iFone, or iAnything. It was a different brand. Made by a company the products of which I have previously found to be suitable to my needs. It has many interesting capabilities and should prove to be useful. I am quite satisfied with my purchase. There are many adjectives I might use to describe this class of phone and I include the iPhone as a part of that class but Smart would not be one of them. They are in fact, quite brain dead and require considerable oversight to prevent them from being too, how shall I say, "helpful". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Amen I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What does paper have to do with books? You know what else can digest paper? Cockroaches. and. Wasps. Coincidence? I think not! If you would permit me a question concerning a personal matter, your post makes me curious, if you eat and digest paper . . . well, you know, afterwards, . . . do you even have to wipe? Is it like a self-cleaning oven sort of thing? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm just glad that I don't have the job of rolling it up onto the cardboard core. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "I did 5 large tyte neva hit pc, I did my time n population wit tha real OGz!" ~copied from a post on my facebook wall from a HS friend that just got released last week. STRAIGHT BALLIN' ROLLIN ON DUBS THA NEED'MO REPRESENT! H'TOWN SUP! SHOUTS TO MY ALL MY NIGGAS; Pok'Chop, Big Spam, Lil Kinky, Big Pooh, Lil Pooh, Daddy Frank WHASUP DAWG!, T-Bone, Bizkit, Tru Hustla, Big Smoky, and The One True Lizard! AND TO ALL MY HOMIES WHAT CAN'T BE HERE WITH US NO MO'. AND TO ALL Y'ALL GANGSTAS PEACE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sweet Black Pussy I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I Fucking A W T P! Fuck Unity. You can still have Natty goodness without that Unity bullshit. Do just like what Nimey says. When it asks you to log in look down you'l see a dropdown that says Session: change it to 'Ubuntu Classic' Then you'll be back in good old Gnome and shit will work right (for the most part, no worse than your windows or mac experience would be) You might want to try MINT. I haven't messed with it myself but I hear that is a little easier and it is based on Natty also. You might have better luck. You know the 13th they should be releasing Oneiric (11.10). Maybe they'll have your bug fixed then. I wouldn't hold your breath though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah if I were you I'd change distros. Ubuntu just doesn't seem to work for you. I can't help you with the logging in to the bug site. I can only refer you here: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/ReportingBugs You are right on with the idea that Ubuntu is moving toward maybe not a proprietary format exactly but Canonical definitely want to be the trend setters, cutting their own course. Then like that Ubuntu One that is not just a storage, they want that to be their App Store eventually. In the Software Center they even have a place now for Pay apps. Unity itself is a big We do it our way now thing. I understand that Oneiric will not allow you to switch sessions to classic. That is why I started using Xubuntu. I still get the advantage of the Ubuntu community but I'm running a desktop that I am comfortable with. You might prefer Mint, another Ubuntu based distribution. I am no zealot. I got sick and tired of Windows a long time ago and I used to be a big supporter not a MS hater. But anyway I started looking for a replacement. I had realized that the only thing I did that required Windows was games. When I got my Xbox 360 I didn't even need it for that. I tried a lot of distros every so often but there was always something that I didn't like or that didn't work right with my system. I did get a chance to learn my way around and get comfortable. I liked Ubuntu the best. At first I was really enamored of the KDE style desktop but over time I really began to appreciate the minimalism of Gnome. Unfortunately, I kept having problems with sound and graphic settings with each release. Then Lucid came out and it worked perfectly. I used that and had VirtualBox setup to run Office and miscellaneous Window Apps that I thought I couldn't do without. I don't really like Wine. I always seem to have problems. Anyways, by the time I was ready for Maverick I had completely transitioned and wasn't running any MS programs. Now like I said, I had been reading about Unity and I understand you can either have Unity or Gnome 3 in Oneiric so that's when I looked around for something else. I tried Debian sid and squeeze, I tried Suse, which I liked quite a bit. I started to do Arch but before I did I put Xubuntu on and I just stopped right there. Now the first time I installed I used CLI Expert mode and that gave me an installation with no software, just the base system and no GUI. From there I was able to apt-get and install just the shit I wanted. That was nice. On my laptop though I went ahead and just did a vanilla install off the Live CD. So try something else, maybe you'll like it better, maybe it will work better. It just seems like to me you have it solidified in your mind that this shit is fucked up in a fundamental way so to keep beating your head against the wall as you are is irrational. It's insane. No normal, reasonable person would continue in this fashion. Think about that for a minute. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ubuntu is still working on Bug No 1 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Meanwhile in a concrete bunker deep under Cupertino surgeons work frantically to attach the head of Jobs to his new cyber body. Watching over the procedure is Walt Disney. "Steve my boy, glad to have you with us. You know, I envy you somewhat. Lots of new tech since they installed me in my body. Oh of course I've kept myself upgraded with what was necessary but I like to keep it simple. You on the other hand have the latest gear available." "Sir, the procedure was a success! We'll be reviving Mr. Jobs momentarily." "Excellent, excellent. Tell Jacko and Elvis to fire up the saucer. Sooner we can blow this Popsicle stand the sooner we can start getting wasted with those chicks from Venusia. Goddamn, I'm getting an erection just thinking about it" . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Loved it, and brings me to wonder Our very own Michael Crawford once worked at Apple. Are his current difficulties, his fixation on 'Bug Free' code and never finishing projects somehow related to dark experiments performed on him while he was an employee? Was he maybe subject to sensory deprivation while under the influence of massive doses of hallucinogenics? Maybe he doesn't even remember the abuse he suffered at the hands of Jobs. A course of regression therapy may be in order. One must admit it would explain a great many things. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not sure, Do you validate? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. PEOPLE's MIC! MIC CHECK! I REPRESENT A CAUSE AND AN IDEOLOGY. WON'T YOU JOIN US? MY CAUSE IS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER HELD AS BEING GOOD. HOWEVER, BECAUSE IT HAS MANY ENEMIES AND IS IN ANY CASE TOO BROAD TO DESCRIBE BRIEFLY, IT IS DEFINED ONLY IN RESPONSE TO A SPECIFIC NEED TO DODGE CRITIQUE. THIS IS BECAUSE SUCH CRITIQUE APPLIES NOT TO THE MAINSTREAM OF MY CAUSE BUT TO A SPLINTER GROUP AT MOST, AND EACH INSTANCE OF CRITICISM SHOULD, ANYWAY, BE DIRECTED AT INDIVIDUALS RATHER THAN THE CAUSE ITSELF. MY CAUSE IS THEREFORE ABOVE REPROACH. MY IDEOLOGY IS THAT MY ACTIONS, MY WORDS, MY METHODS OF THINKING, AND ESPECIALLY MY HABITUAL CONDUCT MUST BE CONSISTENT WITH MY CAUSE. IT IS ALSO MY IDEOLOGY THAT EACH PERSON MUST EITHER BE IN SUPPORT OF MY CAUSE, OR AGAINST IT; THOSE WHO ARE IN ITS SUPPORT ARE INDIVIDUALLY ABOVE REPROACH, AND THOSE AGAINST IT ARE PERPETUATING EVERY ILL THAT BEFALLS MAN. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU, THE AUDIENCE, IN A POSITION OF SPEAKER, THAT YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS CONCERNING A THING, LET'S CALL IT X, ARE FOUNDED ON A CARICATURE. IN TRUTH, YOUR X IS NOTHING BUT Y. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD "Y" BEFORE, SO WE'LL LEAVE IT WITHOUT A STRONG DEFINITION. AS RECIPIENT OF MY ACTIVISM YOU ARE EXPECTED TO REMEMBER THAT X IS NOTHING BUT Y; THIS IS GOOD. ANY COUNTERARGUMENT TO X BEING Y WILL BE TENUOUS, BORDERING ON THE IRRATIONAL, SINCE YOU HAVE NOT YET BEEN TOLD WHAT Y IS. THIS IS FINE; MY CAUSE IS ABOVE CRITICISM, SO IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT ARGUMENTS AGAINST IT WILL BE IRRATIONAL. I'M ALSO HERE, WITH MY CO-ACTIVIST FRIENDS, TO QUESTION YOUR MINDLESS ADHERENCE TO IDEAS THAT CONCERN X WITHOUT NOTING THAT IT IS NOTHING BUT Y. IF YOU HAVE A DOUBT IN YOUR MIND, I'LL ASK YOU TO REFUTE MY THESIS IN SUCH A WAY THAT A REFUTATION DOES NOT STEP OUTSIDE THAT WHICH IS ACCEPTABLE TO ME. WHEN YOU DO, MY FRIENDS AND I WILL MAKE A SAD FACE; YOU HAVE DONE A BAD. I'M ALSO HERE, WITH MY CO-ACTIVIST FRIENDS, TO SMOKE YOU UP WITH SOME PHAT REEFER AND PLAY SOME SIMPLE, CALMING TUNES ON AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR, BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. WE WILL LOVE YOU EVEN WHEN YOU DO A BAD, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN MISLED INTO CONFUSION. NOT TO WORRY; OUR CIRCLE OF HUGS WILL CURE YOUR DOUBT. HERE, HAVE ANOTHER HIT OF THIS SHIT MAN, I LOVE YOU. AN OPEN MIND LIKE YOURS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. I'M ALSO HERE, WITH MY CO-ACTIVIST FRIENDS, HAVING CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. IT IS OFTEN THE CASE THAT I SIMPLY DON'T SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE AS YOU DO. YOUR FRIENDS, HOWEVER, CERTAINLY WOULD, SO THEY CAN PRESENT THE FACTS FOR YOU IN A MORE EFFICIENT WAY. I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON WHO WOULDN'T HURT A FRIEND. ONCE YOU HAVE SET ASIDE YOUR KNEE-JERK OPPOSITION TO THE IDEA THAT X IS NOUGHT BUT Y, WE WILL REVEAL WHAT THE DEFINITION OF Y IS. THIS IS LOGICALLY JUSTIFIABLE BECAUSE, AS THERE CAN BE NO RATIONAL COUNTERARGUMENT, THERE IS NO NEED TO DESCRIBE Y IN A STRONG ENOUGH MANNER TO EXPOSE MY CAUSE'S FUNDAMENTAL THESIS TO EXAMINATION. A DESCRIPTION OF Y WOULD BE CONTRARY TO MY CAUSE IN ANY CASE AS IT'D NEEDLESSLY CONFUSE THE NOVICES. REST ASSURED THAT WE WILL GO OVER THE ENTIRE TOPIC OF Y IN DUE COURSE. WON'T YOU JOIN MY CAUSE AND ADOPT MY IDEOLOGY? THAT WOULD ONLY BE IN ACCORDANCE TO YOUR ADMIRABLE QUESTIONING OF AUTHORITY, TO YOUR UNWAVERING SPIRIT OF CRITICAL INQUIRY, TO YOUR SURPRISING OPEN-MINDED LIBERALISM ESPECIALLY GIVEN YOUR BACKGROUND, AND YOUR CAPACITY OF INDEPENDENT DECISIONMAKING. WON'T YOU JOIN US? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But there are only two ways to do things. The Wrong Way <- leads to suckage and failure. My Way <- leads to efficiency and win. That's all the convention anybody needs. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mass for wafer containing "Heart of Christ" A miracle communion wafer with a dark spot claimed to be the heart of Jesus has been celebrated at a special Catholic mass. The wafer developed a brown spot in 2008 after falling on the floor during a service in Sokolka. Doctors later confirmed that the mark was human heart tissue. Yesterday, it was carried aloft by priests in a procession and put on display in the town's church of St Anthony. Oh I think Catholics have shown they aren't shy when it comes to bloodlust and slaughter. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IS THAT CODE? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not ANOTHER one! I thought donnalee/trane was pretty consistent. Who else is he supposed to be? I swear you can't tell who is who without a damn scorecard. I hear sye is United Fools but I just don't believe that. Then you have people like Blastar & MDC that it doesn't make any difference what their username is EVERYBODY knows by the second sentence who they are. I think you are you and so is TDS, messybuu and Martin Suggs and a couple others I think might have multi personalities. I only have one other sock that I never use but I created in case one day I cross a line and get anon'd. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lexx is Blaster no doubt I've talked to him outside of k5 and if trane is Lexx he has trolled the shit out of me. Lexx's posts are just like his emails. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Zombie Christ "Do not be afraid; for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified. He is not here; for he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples that he has risen from the dead, ... Lo, I have told you." ... she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not realize that it was Jesus. He asked her, "Woman, why are you crying? Who is it you are looking for?" Thinking he was the gardener, she said, "Sir, if you have carried him away, tell me where you have put him, and I will get him." Jesus said to her, "Mary." She turned toward him and cried out in Aramaic, "Rabboni!" (which means "Teacher"). Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, ..." ... when the disciples were together, with the doors locked for fear of the Jewish leaders, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" After he said this, he showed them his hands and side. The disciples were overjoyed when they saw the Lord. Now Thomas, one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. So the other disciples told him, "We have seen the Lord!" But he said to them, "Unless I see the nail marks in his hands and put my finger where the nails were, and put my hand into his side, I will not believe." A week later his disciples were in the house again, and Thomas was with them. Though the doors were locked, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" Then he said to Thomas, "Put your finger here; [Thomas sticks his fingers in the nail holes] see my hands. Reach out your hand and put it into my side [Thomas sticks his hand in the huge hole in Jesus' side where the guard speared him]. Stop doubting and believe." Thomas said to him, "My Lord and my God!" You get the idea that not only was Jesus a zombie but he was kind of a trickster. I mean, dudes are chilling, paranoid cause the law was looking for them, they got the doors locked and shit. All of a sudden Jesus, who they think is dead, pops up out of nowhere and hollers "PEACE BE WITH YOU!" You know at least a couple disciples shit their drawers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't have a link. This was copied out of a newspaper and wasn't even the main article. It just caught my eye. What you see is what you get, that was the article in it's entirety so it could've been either. For all I know it could've been a couple of dudes with a degree from one of those places advertised in the back of the comic book. Does it matter? I mean, I emphasized that the thing had dropped on the floor. Now most rational people would've picked it up, seen the brown spot and thought, 'Oh it got dirty' and thrown it away. But not Catholics. No they had to get "experts" to examine the wafer because WOW it was white and now it has a brown spot it must be a miracle! Then on top of that the experts say, 'Oh yeah it looks like Human Heart Tissue!'. So now this town has an entire CEREMONY and a MASS where they carry this filthy communion wafer through town to the Church. I just find it hard to wrap my head around how totally fucked up this whole thing is. How does one respond to a powerful organization with millions of members that is now intimately associated with pedophilia and that regularly appears in the media worshipping burnt toast, stains on concrete walls and now a chunk of bread that fell on the floor. How can this organization have ANY relevance in today's age? It just blows my mind. That is why I posted the diary. Not to convince you that this wafer is actually the Heart of Jesus (chyeah right) but more to point and say OMG, LOL! WTF? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah Debian is so half-baked it's scary It's a wonder it even boots at all ya know? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank god for a rock solid platform like Windows with uptime measured in decades. I'm so glad we don't have to rely on that flaky Open source stuff. Why I understand they let people write stuff for Open Source that don't even have an MSCE! Can you imagine! It's would be like trusting Larry the Cable Guy to do your Brain Surgery. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But I don't know if that was linux or your flaky hardware or is that something that happened to you long ago? And I've had shit happen with utilities that came with Windows and Linux and any number of things. But I wouldn't go around saying WINDOWS SUXS BCUZ NOTEPAD ATE MY WORDZ. That is silly. And I suppose No one has ever in the lifetime of the product experienced a corrupt .PST file eh? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't see the problem I don't get why people think thugs and bandits are supposed to be your friend. They're not. Just because they offer to take your money it doesn't mean it's a good idea for you to give it. And if they charge you for the priviledge of 'protection' you can always politely refuse their offer. It's a free market and they should be able to operate without restriction. You people living in the clouds with your social contracts and your treating customers fairly without trying to soak them at every turn. Are you socialists or what? Besides what do I give a shit for? I make so much that they waive that shit for me anyhow. Let the Hoi Polloi go somewhere else. Although when they don't have any poor customers to soak they might start looking to gouge me then but hey I'll just transfer and fuck all them little people anyway, what are they going to do riot? Yeah like THAT's gonna happen. NOT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Same way that Restuarants shouldn't be responsible for selling you food that is bad for you to eat right? You shouldn't order that steak unless you vet it. If the meat is rancid because the place wanted to save money that is your fault. You are stupid for ordering it without checking out the provenance of the cow. The steakhouse is not your friend. Neither is the grocery store, nor any other business you deal with and they have no obligation to you to treat you fairly. Their sole obligation is to their shareholders. Caveat Emptor I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Apples AND Oranges $500,000 ARMS vs $5 fees added to multiple other fees are indeed Apples and Oranges but underneath they are all FRUIT. And underneath all the reaction is the fact that these companies are doing shit because they can, not because it is the right thing to do, not because they need the revenue, but just because 'Fuck You that's why.' And you and others continue to defend their actions just like channel defends the Catholic church. You pardon the guys that perpetrate the evil and condemn the victims, Oh they were stupid, they should have known, you can't trust them because they aren't your friend. You should have been aware that they would fuck you in the ass at the first opportunity. Well if I can't trust them to deal with me fairly then why should I be trusting them with my money? If they can't be trusted why should they be allowed to do business? We don't let drug dealers open up shop, or assassins, the mob or any number of other businesses that we don't trust to keep the general welfare of their customers in mind. And even if I don't (and I don't) trust them with my money and I bank elsewhere I can still be and I am outraged that these people continue to be allowed to even EXIST after their part in our current economic debacle and not just allowed to exist but basically allowed to wave their dick in the face of the American public. Further I'm not just outraged at BoA but at ALL these corporations and Banks, who now wield more and more power over our lives. Some of these corporations I think are more damaging to our Constitutional freedoms and way of life than Al Quaeda or any number of terrorists. Now maybe YOU are comfortable with it. Maybe you don't feel any imposition but eventually, if they are left unchecked and unregulated you will. In fact you may already be affected but you just don't realize it. Maybe you have already lost things you never even realized you had. Ensconced within your guilded cage. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Should answer 'Why yes I would prefer you not use the scanner. Further more if you could refrain from touching the item in any way or even looking at the product as I'm allergic to previously viewed produce and btw do you accept free-range barter-coin? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I had a job for $1.25 an hour. Does that date me? Yeah the cashiers actually had to look at the price tag and ring your shit up. They didn't ask paper or plastic cause there was only paper. When I was little we even had a milkman deliver milk, butter and eggs to the front door. The milk was in glass bottles with a little paper cover in the neck, no cap. I used to get in so much trouble, because the cream would rise to the top and I would get up to bring in the milk then pour the cream on my cereal and the rest was that watery milk like what you guys call 2% or whatever. I remember in Austin when the stores started putting in scanners. The cashiers hated them because they usually had to swipe everything 3 or four times. It was quicker just to ring it up. You could take $10 down to the grocery store in those days and come home with a back seat full of groceries. I'm telling you, it was a completely different world then. If you don't understand the thought process of some of our leaders just remember that is the world they come from. Very few understand the world as it is today. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't know about Safeway We don't have one here anymore, where they used to be became Appletree and then it closed and now it is a Brookshire Brothers. I did read about Walmart or Amazon or something you could order groceries but I didn't pay much attention. I do a lot more shopping online these days but I still like to go to the local store for fresh produce, meat and shit. After the kid grew up we usually just buy enough for a day or two. We'll be in town anyway so if I need something like an onion or whatever I'll just stop and pick it up. I missed out on the coal and the block of ice. That was my Dad's era. We had an old 'ICE BOX' and I mean yeah it had a drawer you put ice in but it didn't get used. The home delivery got phased out pretty quick. By the time I was old enough for school they had already switched to Paper cartons and didn't leave milk on the porch anymore. I'm sure they had pasteurized milk, it's possible my mom ordered it that way (semi raw with the cream) I couldn't tell you. We didn't take the empties back either, they would pick them up. Like I said different world. I mean you could still get gas in Austin when I was in Jr high for like .25C a gal and a dude would check your oil and tire pressure, wipe your windshield, all that. I was a sophmore went it went up to .75c a gallon and I was seriously thinking if it ever hit a dollar there would be riots. As for unskilled labor, we need them to get skilled. Not just find unskilled tasks. You know one thing that just burns me up is fuckers that can't set the clocks or set up their TV or fucking hook up cable or set up their damn phone. It's not that they don't know how, it's that they don't want to know. AND for some weird reason they act like they are MORALLY SUPERIOR to people who do. 'Oh I don't mess with that Facebook stuff...', 'I don't get into all that texting on the phone...', etc. And they say it in the same tone of voice as somebody saying 'Oh I don't patronize prostitutes', 'Oh I don't look at porn.' You may not see so much of that in your area because you are in the heart of tech country if I'm not mistaken but deep in the bible belt and the south I tell you, people over 17 that are comfortable with technology are often treated with suspicion. So, I think we need to get people over this idea that tech is HARD and Scary and Nerdy or whatever and then folks can start doing things other than just digging ditches and cleaning and the other stuff that will all soon be done by robots. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dad has a similar problem with day labor He runs a lawncare service. Some guys he hires, they are pretty bright and they train easy and make good help. But they don't stick around long. Then you got dumbshits (never in short supply) that you can show them how to use a weed-eater 12 times and they still don't quite grasp the fundamental principles. Dad spends more time going behind and fixing what they fucked up that he loses money. Obviously they don't last long either. Lately he tries to keep a smaller crew of fairly on-the-ball guys that he does anything he can to retain. I mean you can only pay so much before it cuts into your profits but he like treats them to lunch once in awhile. Gives them more leeway in their work, you know whatever he can do. He's found that he can do more yards cheaper with less wear & tear on the equipment using a small crew that knows what they are doing. With the dumbshits he was spending nearly every weekend repairing the shit they broke during the week. There is no perfect solution. Times are going to get tough and some people just aren't going to make it. I don't have an answer to that. On the other hand I do think that there are people who are reasonably intelligent that could if they applied themselves be able to learn basic skills that will keep them going in the information economy. They need to get over this FEAR that they have and Society, well American society needs to acknowledge that being smart is ok. Get rid of this 'Well, I don't need any of that high-falutin' Book Learnin'' mentality. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's not Wal-Mart anymore, nor is it Wal*Mart It is Walmart* with the sunburst at the end now. It reflects the refresh of their stores and their commitment to saving you money so you can live better. Their tag line has changed from 'Always low prices, Always Wal*Mart' to 'Save money, Live Better. Walmart*' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aren't they all . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There not all like that, the Huge Ugly Fat ones can be pretty warm and generous. . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They are that is . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a T R A P ! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BRAAAAIIINSSS!!! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's how you contract it I reckon "... the virus-linked throat tumors -- which mostly affected men -- will become more common than HPV-caused cervical cancer" "The HPV-linked head and neck cancers, usually of the tonsils, palate or tongue,..." They don't say it but sounds like You best quit eating that pussy guys. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aren't all these types of shows Just looking to create another LOST? Continuity issues indeed... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GOD DAMN OBAMA Outsourcing even our kids SCIENCE PROJECTS to the brown people and putting decent hardworking WarpLife developers out of a job. This will not stand! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't want to go on a tangent but you are just so acute, care for some bisected action? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It could be fun or it could turn into name calling and finger pointing depending on the fortunes of the players. I logged in last night and read your post(s). It was both telling and amusing that people were like, 'Well he's from kuro5hin so obviously this is some elaborate troll to gather our IP addresses or in some way make fools of us.' I didn't realize the animosity ran that deep. They must have been holding a grudge against us for a long time. I think M. Bisons speech (paraphrased) to Chun Li is appropriate, "For you, the day a Kuron graced your forum was the most important day of your life. But for us, it was Monday." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'uninterested' and unwanting have to be so vocal. I wouldn't worry about that, if a similar post from Husi was made here you'd have all the usual suspects posting Kill Yourself, Fuck off back to Husi, etc. It's just the nature of the forum. I would guess a lot of people will at least login to ogg to maybe check it out without posting. It may work out ok. I was just referring in my previous that if like LilDebbie or Ensign Rusty or whomever started PWNing the map, then I figure the Husites will be hollering that it was rigged or something. It doesn't matter though, it's something to do and just might be fun. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what happened? I could swear there were more comments in that post. Now it looks like it is just you and Blastar having a conversation with yourselves. (LOL reminds me of Cartman & Butters, guess which is which? It's especially amusing if you read the Del Griffith posts in Cartman's voice and the Blastar posts in Butters voice. I guess do Hulver in Stan and ucblockhead as Kenny. MrGoat as Kyle.) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. One would hope that customers would say 'Fuck You' BoA, Citi, and the other Big Box Banks but no, you'll see them in the forums defending these assholes, "Oh well $5 isn't that much for all the convenience I get." It's like if they could find someone to rob them more and rape them harder they would run through a field of burning corpses to sign up. In fact, you watch, somebody will show up here soon to tell you what a fool you are for not realizing these banks have to find some way to recoup the Billions they are going to lose due to this onerous regulation forced on them by the liberal socialists. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand that the people that Bank of America recently laid off were all charged Early Termination, Separation and Unemployment Maintenance fees. On the positive side they were awarded Reward points & frequent flier miles good for anywhere in the country1 1Some restrictions may apply, Reward points only valid for 15 days. Not valid in any state beginning with the letter A. Non-transferable, Non-Negotiable, and Non-binding. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SHUT YOUR MOUTH - Nazi's are Socialists National Socialism you liberal BeOS hippy! The banks are all run by good God-fearing Capitalist small-businessmen of the entrepreneur class struggling under the burden of an unfair tax code and shackled by Big Government regulation. They seek only to innovate and increase our Standard of Living so that Americans everywhere can fulfill their dreams of owning a fully mortgaged home, a new car payment and a Platinum card. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Besides no one that has any REAL money would be caught DEAD using a DEBIT card. Vinigga called it, nothing to see here people just move along. Nothing to concern yourself about, the program doesn't affect people who matter. Bruce! be a good man and fetch Mr. Vinigga here some champagne. I swear, it's so HARD to find good help these days! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not Dark exactly See, the thing is that ever since the Cuban Missile Crisis in 1962 Americans have been promised the opportunity to live in a Post-Apocalyptic world. Our literature, our films, our music and our games have shown that the future is a dystopian world of scarcity, deprivation, and extreme violence. A place where government does not exist except in the form of giant multi-national corporations, where the weak are preyed upon and the Strong survive and flourish. Where Hi-Tech meets Barbarism. And where there are guns, lots and lots of guns. Since the Russians can no longer make our fantasies come true, and China would be hesitant to destroy their trading partner it has fallen to us. Like the the saying goes if you want something done right then do it your self. So we will create our own dystopian vision in order to destroy it so that we all can live in a Post Apocalyptic wasteland. Bring your own mirrorshades. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sure the jihadist WANT to but nobody fucks shit up like America. AFAIK we're the only ones that have managed to level not one but TWO cities. Even when we go in to help we usually get things all fouled up. Yeah if we wait for the Middle East to make our Dark Dreams come true we'll be sitting around twiddling our thumbs for ages. No we need destruction on an industrial scale and judging by the last three four years we're right on track. Armageddon by 2015, that should be the campaign slogan. That brought a chuckle though about Osama updating his FB location, LOL. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think Ron Paul has the Constitution confused with the Ten Commandments. It's easy enough to understand, the man is old maybe suffering from the onset of elderly dementia. I mean, where the fuck was he when Bush & Co were "disrespecting the Constitution" all up and down Pennsylvania Ave, huh? So yeah, totally impeachable for killing one dude. Completely untouchable for wire-tapping, incarceration without due process, torture, etc. etc. etc. Shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Amanda Knox sounds like a porn name already I guess she's good to go. Course here in Kuronia we don't discriminate. We fuck them all, we fuck Natalee Holloway, Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony, Nancy Grace, Amanda Knox. It's all the same to us. Speaking of that, I reckon you weren't the first with the idea. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't be coy, You know you want it. You want it baaaad. You like to think that you're immune to the stuff . . . Closer to the truth you know you, can't get enough . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, about that . . . Listen the staff asked me to tell you to please stop throwing your condoms in the public area garbage. Twice now the maid has caught those little kids that live over by the pool taking them out to play with and even putting them in their mouth. So, you know if isn't too much trouble, we'd appreciate it. Thanks. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. EVERYBODY hates me. Maybe because I tell them I believe in God, I just don't believe in yours. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's not new material, not even new words. You're saying the same thing and mostly whining about yourself and your own condition. You even use the same tag lines. You point and accuse but you don't explain so your thing turns into a rant. You say protests don't matter but boycotts are just a form of protest. And they don't work either unless you get a critical mass doing the protesting or boycotting. You can say 'Hey we need to stop buying these peoples products' and get a lot of people that agree with you in theory but very few that will follow you in practice. Like that game that came out not long ago, the community didn't like the DRM or something and EVERYBODY was going to boycott it. But come launch day and all the game sites showed graphics of the hundreds of people logged in playing the game. At least something like Occupy Wallstreet gets some media attention. People that are outside the affected population get a chance to see what is going on. In the same way that when Bush was President he wouldn't allow pictures of the coffins coming back from overseas. Everyday, more and more people are becoming aware of the effect the war(s) are having and of the real cost to our economy. You can't get that message out by boycott. You can't do this shit indoors where it is comfortable. It has to be outdoors, in the streets. Otherwise the corporations and other PTB laugh at you. Anyway all these diaries are getting to be just like that Benjamin Franklin and Johnathan Swift shit you used to put up. You had some good shit for awhile when you first came back, now you're back in the rut. Just take a break from K5 for a bit. Or don't, it doesn't matter to me. Not my place to tell you what to do. I can scroll wheel past the shit just as easy as I scroll wheel through MDC novellas and NIWS crap-floods. Do what you will just don't start crying about it when they Blaster-Be-Gone your ass this time ok? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you in an area served by Comcast? I was reading that as part of the deal for the FCC allowing them to buy NBC they had to provide disabled/low-income people Broadband Internet at $10/mo. Also AT&T had a program where you low-income could get DSL for $10 bucks but I don't know if they still do that because you can get it for like $14 from them now anyways. They do not advertise this shit, (naturally) you have to work at getting the details. Take a look here and go from there: http://www.cinemablend.com/pop/Comcast-Offers-10-Dollar-IntCernet-Eligible-Famil ies-35295.html There are a lot of programs for disabled people but you have to be proactive and you have to go after it and you have to do paperwork etc. etc. It's not easy, they don't make it easy, if it was easy everybody would be on it. In fact you will probably be discouraged from even trying. http://www.wireless.att.com/learn/articles-resources/community-support/lifeline- link-up.jsp Check in your area, talk to people, don't just rely on Google. See what is available. Good Luck I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, I remember about your dad, that was a hard time for you. You checked out of FB shortly after that. I remember the same time you were dealing with the tree that fucked up your roof, well the back patio area wasn't it? The one that the insurance ppl kept fucking you over. Don't just go by what the poverty level is and your income. You know a lot of times they can do deductions and shit, for like what you pay for babysitting, prescription costs you pay out-of-pocket, Utility costs, etc can often offset your actual income. Each program is different. But it does take a lot of work and like anything else you have to network with people. You might not qualify for Internet but maybe you can get a break on your heating and cooling. Every little bit helps since it all ends up in the same pot anyways. Back when I was with the county I would help people locate resources. That's been awhile though and a lot of things have changed. But like they had a program here a couple months ago for renters on SSI and SS they would get the house weatherized, storm windows, gutters, insulation all kinds of shit for free. You had to get your landlord to okay it and then if you qualified they would send somebody out and fix you up. The landlord got free improvements and an incentive to keep your ass in the house (because you're getting him free shit) and you would end up with lower heating and cooling costs. That turned out to be a big success but I know a lot of people that qualified didn't take advantage because they didn't know about it or they were afraid there was some kind of 'catch'. Well that's way off the beaten path here but anyways even if it doesn't help you maybe some lurker will read it and get some good out of it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wow, sounds like you need to give yourself over to Jesus Christ. First off, you need to acknowledge that you are a sinner. It doesn't mean you're a bad person, it just means you realize that you aren't perfect, that you make mistakes and that by yourself you can't measure up to what God expects of you. "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23 Second, you must acknowledge that Jesus Christ died for your sins. "...God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8. So even though you are a sinner and you are powerless to change by yourself it doesn't matter because Jesus has already paid for your sins. You just accept that and he will make you whole. No he won't fix your roof or make you sane or any of that but he'll make you a place in heaven that is eternal. Now having accepted that, you need to confess and recieve Christ. "If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord", and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." Romans 10:9 Then say this prayer: Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner and I ask for your forgiveness. I believe that you died for my sins and rose from the dead. I turn from my sins and invite You to come into my heart and life. I want to trust You and follow You, and I accept You are my Lord and Savior, In Jesus' name. Amen. Then you just need to go and get baptized into the brotherhood of Christ. "Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins. And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit" Acts 2:38 You'll be a new man and your life will turn around for you. Doors that were closed before will open. Hearts that were hardened against you will soften. Do this and mark the day. Then look back a year from now and see how things have improved. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You need to calm down some I ain't telling you to stop what you are doing you understand. It's just all the Hooting, Farting, and Gibbering about is making my monkey nervous. Not to mention that everytime you have a panic attack (which is like constantly) you tend toward--how can I put this delicately--extreme flatulence. I have already had to repaint the walls like three times! The paint keeps peeling off. I'm just trying to nurse this hangover and make it through another Monday so I would appreciate it if you could make it sound a little less like a Zoo that got hit by a bus full of Special Needs Cajuns. Thank you ever so much and have a blessed day. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've tried that and he just gets red-faced and spits on me! I believe I'm going to have to hire a monkey-whisperer to discipline my monkey. I understand they can achieve amazing behavioral results from something as simple as applying jumper-cables to the testicles! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You look like you need a monkey Would you like to touch my monkey? It would make me as happy as a little girl. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you insulting my monkey? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think that the usual advice when you hose grub is you run fixmbr from the XP disk to get it up to speed, then you re-install grub from a Live CD using https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Boot-Repair. After that I would just use the native Ubuntu tools to resize shit cause It'll generally work better that way. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool, long as it works that is the important thing I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pistols at Dawn Wow, my account still works. 0 Stories, 0 Comments, O Ratings. I'm a HuSi nullo fo'sho'. Man, The Hole has more action than the FrontPage I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HMMM? Smells like Blastar up in here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fucking Neutrinos How do they work? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thou Shalt Not Buy Too Much of Our Beer The Trappist monks at St. Sixtus monastery have taken vows against riches, sex and eating red meat. They speak only when necessary. But you can call them on their beer phone. Monks have been brewing Westvleteren beer at this remote spot near the French border since 1839. The monks are doing their best to resist getting bigger. They don't advertise and don't put labels on their bottles. They haven't increased production since 1946. They sell only from their front gate. You have to make an appointment on the beerphone and there's a limit: two, 24-bottle cases a month. The monks do not sell beer to individuals who drive up to the abbey hoping to purchase beer. (Sounds like K5!) "This beer is addictive, like chocolate," said Luc Lannoo, an unemployed, 36-year-old Belgian from Ghent, "I have to come every month." "No question, it [the 12] is the holy grail of beers," says Remi Johnson, manager of the Publick House. St. Sixtus started making beer in the aftermath of the French Revolution, which ended in 1799. The revolt's anti-Catholic purge had destroyed churches and abbeys in France and Belgium. The monks needed cash to rebuild, and beer was lucrative. Brother Joris and his fellow monks brew only a few days a month, using a recipe they've kept to themselves for around 170 years. Two monks handle the brewing. After morning prayer, they mix hot water with malt. They add hops and sugar at noon. After boiling, the mix, sufficient to fill roughly 21,000 bottles, is fermented for up to seven days in a sterilized room. From there the beer is pumped to closed tanks in the basement where it rests for between five weeks and three months. Finally, it is bottled and moved along a conveyor belt into waiting cases. The result is a brew with a slightly sweet, heavily alcoholic, fruity aftertaste. --excerpt from Wall Street Journal article I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I figure quite a few Kurons wished that humans reproduced the same way some sea life does. Chick dumps her eggs in a bed and then the dude comes and jizzes all over the eggs. Afterwards he goes on about his business. No fuss no muss. Now this here boy has it rough in the reproduction game. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Turd plus Urine That right there is some serious OCD or else the result of long-term methamphetamine abuse, Red, White, and BLING! Yeah! I'm still smarting over what David did to the poor Philistines in 1 Samuel 18:27! Thank you D.B.Z. for crushing my dreams! Just kidding, I should have known. Oh well. . . maybe one day. Not "ignoring all else", because that is deliberate hyperbole. Rather, they are specifically ignoring the President (of the US) "...giving probably his greatest, most inspiring speech to date...". Just knowing this exists somewhere in the world. When they are displayed in this fashion it is somewhat difficult to imagine anyone actually wanting to enthusiastically stick their tongue or cock into one. I guess I like mine single-player still. That multi-player just looks nasty. This is crazy, she isn't even wearing her goggles or gloves! This is why women shouldn't be allowed to handle power tools. The Chaos icon, is that two empty eye sockets bleeding? Expect politics. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "I'm going to sit here" Just be sure you stay there, cause this corner over here next to the steam vent is MINE! And remember when they bring the cans out to the dumpster I got dibs. I will share some of my Mad Dog with ya, it helps keep the chill off. Don't worry about that smell neither, after about a week you won't even notice. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Would you like to buy a monkey? You look like you need a monkey. Don't you like my monkey? You aren't trying to be this guy by chance are you? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why do Catholic priests insist on sodomizing every little boy in their bum? Why do you apply some kind of death cult morality to people? They are alive, not furniture. You should allow them to flourish in their specific way. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A well tended garden. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can get the same deal at Target pharmacy and you might run into the first lady while you're there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's not Wal*Mart anymore silly, it's Walmart* now And most places do the $4 generics these days. This started in like 07 or 08 maybe? I think Kmart did it first but Walmart marketed it more. You don't have to be low-income either, everybody gets the discount. If it's on the list. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Quickest way to a man's heart? Through his stomach? No, through his chest! LOL How do you handle a hungry man? Did you know that in Oklahoma it is not permitted to take a bite from another person's hamburger?1 1Not sure if this is true, while it is listed on many 'crazy law' websites I couldn't find an actual citation. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What the hell else you gonna do? You get up of a morning and you have your breakfast, a short stack, 3 eggs, 1/2 lb of bacon some Jimmy Dean sausage, some hash browns, a bit of grits, hot bisquits and jelly, a couple glasses of orange juice, couple of cups of coffee, couple glasses of whole milk. Now you're ready to start your day. then about 10:30 or so it's time for a coffee break so you have a donut or two, couple of pigs in a blanket, couple of cups of coffee, cream and sugar. After a bit it's lunchtime and so you get you a BurgerKing Quad with a side of fries and a 64oz coke. Do whatever it is you do, sit on your ass and drive a desk, a truck, a forklift, a keyboard. You ain't gonna be doing anything too strenuous that's what wetbacks are for. Now it's Miller Time and you kick back in front of the tube and wash down a couple tall cold ones, eat some pretzels and watch Vanna turn the letters. Then it's time for supper, Chicken-fried steak, Chicken-fried chicken, Deep fried whatever, battered and smothered in hot grease. YUM-YUM! Or big fatty pork chops, pork ribs, maybe a roast and gravy some milk gravy to put on your steak, on your potatoes, on your biscuits or rolls, hell let's get an extra slice of bread in there and cover it up with some good white gravy! Side of potatoes, mashed with butter and salt. Beans of some type or another, green, brown, lima, pinto, navy, etc. Or maybe some deep fried battered squash or okra. Some hot rolls, a 'salad' of potato, or pea, or macaroni, maybe coleslaw. Several glasses of SWEET ICED TEA or coffee. And then a big ol' slice of pie with a big dip of vanilla ice cream. Then if you ain't already in front of the TV it's back to the TV to watch Oprah and CSI maybe some Football or NASCAR if you're lucky. The whole time you got a cold beer or tea or a soda and maybe some tater chips or Doritos. Then after the news it's time for bed and lets do it again tomorrow, unless it's Saturday when there maybe some BBQ and generally more Beer less coffee, and then Sunday WOAH NELLY! Sunday in the South it's time to pull out all the stops! Of course, this is all with an accompanying lifelong litany of; 'You know there is starving children in China best you eat all them peas, Are you sure you got enough sweetie? There's plenty more where that came from, Just go ahead and finish this off we don't need any leftovers, you're a growing boy/girl you need to eat! . . . 2K calories, shit, southern boy think you got him on a bread and water diet for sure. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. your shit isn't even that accurate... "...your shit isn't even that accurate of people in the south..." There is nothing I could say to rebut this. I just wish that I could post the pictures of my neighbors without causing them embarrassment because each photo would be an eloquent one thousand word argument. I live deep in Walmart country. Food and the consumption thereof is a HUGE part of the culture. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I suppose they burn it off Not anymore. The 'cocooning' style of living has taken hold down here and southerners have grown to depend heavily on the A/C. Of course I speak in generalities and there are certainly individuals that don't gorge themselves and those who eat healthy and exercise. I don't have any hard data just my experience and empiricism but I would say that in areas where the people are educated and of mostly moderate means like around colleges and universities or research centers you'll find mostly healthy and fit people. In the city and especially in the rural areas even the fairly healthy folk are going to tend towards 'Rubenesque' physiques. The majority though are pretty goddamn fat. People don't walk anymore, in fact in many places walking is considered 'suspicious behaviour' But as you say, traditionally people in the south did a lot of work outside and needed those calories. Nowadays not so much but the tradition of large portions and the celebration of food continues. Besides that all the stuff you mentioned is just god-damn delicious and packed full of that sensation known as Umami. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree, besides all what you said, anybody with a name like Anwar Al-Awlaki or Barack Hussein you know they ain't playing for the home team. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll tell you one thing It's a lot harder to get posted FP on this zombie website than it is to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Or so it appears. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I ain't got nuthin to do this weekend So me and some good ol' boys are in the van right now headed up I35 to OK, then 44 up to St Louis and then shoot up to the Big Windy. We got a fuckton of Lone Star, Shiner, & Turkey and a dab of that Go Fast. We are in the mood to either fight or fuck, your call. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hold up.. HEY! SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A Challenger Appears! c is not a constant, but rather the transformational limits of the system. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look honey, I ain't nevah ran from a nigga and I damn sho ain't 'bout to pick today to start runnin'. Get Money! The beat so hot and the flo' so ice cold, walkin' to the Gucci sto' honey I ain't home. I'm on muh shit, I need a Pamper on, toilet paper on da side fo' example homie, I Get Money. I know you niggas ain't heard no shit like dis and while y'all's wishin' on a fallin' star I'm in a foreign car smokin out wit' da do's ajar! an I ain't bout to start runnin' naw nigga NAW! This is actually a very good song. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YES! I can certainly see, well hear rather, the influence of the musical stylings of Robert Johnson on the oeuvre of Mr. Lil Wayne. The way the poignant symbolism of the black experience in the American 30's is compared and contrasted to the experience of black youth in our modern culture is quite masterful. The lyrical genius of these young hip-hop artists cannot be underestimated. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's a Gnome He ain't no garden or front yard gnome neither, he's one of them back-yard gnomes. With a whole posse of gnome buddies. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The existence of Pnarp makes me doubt space is not inhabited. He's obviously not from THIS world at any rate. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At first it was bad and upsetting but now we've kinda gotten used to the bodies dangling from streetlights, bridges and overpasses down here. The children have even started decorating them for Halloween. They put pumpkins where the heads would be and draw smily faces on them. At first it was odd that the media didn't really pick up on it but then every time somebody tried to write an article or picked up a camera well, they would end up hanging off a telephone pole or something so they are kinda shy about bringing it up. I don't care much for all the mexican helicopters and the apaches from Ft Hood flying around all the time and those drones, sometimes it sounds like Apocalypse Now around here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only if you're Les Nessman or Paul Reubens I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why must it be tasteless? What about tasty female and male genitalia? MMMMM tasty genitalia . . . Imma go fix me a potted meat and tuna sammich and then I'll be in muh bunk. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I came! #1 I thought Windows was a virus. I'm constantly having to remove it only to turn around and find that it has infected another machine. #2 I don't know about that being a reason for failure, actually I think MS is much more stable and reliable in the last ten years. Usually the only time I see Blue Screens anymore is because of serious hardware problems, a RAM Stick is bad, problems with the PS, etc. #3 Now here is a pet peeve of mine. People all the time say, "Well you know that linux, all the software is written by fat dirty basement dwelling hippies for free so it ain't no good." The truth is the majority of Windows software is written by the same kids and newbies, etc that just got a free VisualBasic or C#.NET fucking thing and threw it up on CNET DOWNLOADS or TUCOWS with ADS. I mean FUCK! People will google shit and download any old piece of shit software and then have a systray a mile long and wonder why their quadcore runs like a 386? WEATHER BUG? Really? REALLY? #4 You could have just said 'Microsoft Office Suite' I mean seriously, listen to them, Ribbons. Yeah they got fucking Ribbons. Whoop de fucking do! MS Word 2.0c still does everything a man needs. #5 Not only but then just after you get it installed configured and running properly they're like 'Oh look we got the 2012 version and it doesn't work with that shit you got anymore but it has RIBBONS! You like ribbons don't you? Of course you do EVERY BODY LOVES RIBBONS and BALLOONS we got those too! Lots of Balloons, popping up everywhere. It's a party on your desktop! #6-#10 TL;DR! LOL Thank YOU Sir! You are a Gentleman and a scholar. +1 FP I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is that in Office 95? I kinda remember that, it wasn't too bad. I think it had Encarta or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell, just make an iso and stick it in with the rest of the cruft. Ain't it strange how, in just a few years actually, we went from whole bookshelves full of manuals to phone-book size then we ended up getting lucky to get a 2-page booklet. Now you're lucky to get a pdf or a readme.txt, more likely just a link to the website. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BeOS was probably the best end-user desktop OS on the planet but then fucking Jean-Louis Gasse got a big-head and thought his shit didn't stink and at the last minute was able to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Palm got a hold of it for nothing and ripped out what they liked, tossed the rest and Gasse was promoted into obscurity. Today a pathetic bunch of nerd-virgins regularly gather to hump a dead corpse with the gay moniker of Haiku. Not as bad a fail as 3D Realms but damn close. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. RAISES HAND HEY LEXX! Do you think you can write; "Why Microsoft Windows fails in the corporate environment"? I know you can, because you're special. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. -1 no synthetic psychedelics I thought this was going to be an article about a new hardcore form of synthetic psychedelic phenethylamine. I'm like Holy Shit, 15C-LE MUST BE LIKE WOAH. But no, it's about nerdcore techporn. On the 25'th day of December Santa entered his home. [25] [ENTER] Mrs. Claus wanted to make a point. [.] Santa said Nein, Nein, Oh Oh Oh Oh Nein! Nein! many many times [99000099] [X] Mrs Claus said I'll have to get over that. [1/X] And Santa said.....(Turn display upside down) Enjoy I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No Soup for You! How's this for a last meal: 24 tacos, 2 cheeseburgers, 2 whole onions, 5 jalapeno peppers, 6 enchiladas, 6 tostadas, one quart of milk and one chocolate milkshake? That's what David Castillo, convicted murderer, packed in the night before Texas shot him up with a lethal injection. Or how about this: A dozen steamed mussels, a Burger King double cheeseburger with mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato, a can of Franco-American spaghetti with meatballs, a mango, half of a pumpkin pie with whipped cream, and a strawberry milkshake -- all that went down the hatch of killer Thomas Grasso on the eve of Oklahoma's giving him the needle. The United States remains one of the few "civilized" nations to utilize capital punishment as a crime-fighting tool. Execution rituals have always varied slightly from state to state, not only in the method of death but also in the care and treatment of the accused during his final hours. One ritual that remains constant throughout all 38 states which have the death penalty is the act of feeding the condemned man a special last meal before the execution." Excerpt from "Last Suppers: Famous Final Meals from Death Row" Not in TEXAS by God . . . Texas drops special last meal for death row inmates "It is extremely inappropriate to give a person sentenced to death such a privilege [Special Last Meal]. One which the perpetrator did not provide to their victim." --Sen. John Whitmire Lawrence Russell Brewer ordered two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a cheese omelet with other ingredients, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, three fajitas, a pint of Blue Bell ice cream and a pound of barbecue with a half-loaf of white bread. The meal request also included a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts, a pizza and three root beers. However, Brewer declined to eat the meal which upset Sen.Whitmire as well as Brad Livingston, executive director of the Department of Criminal Justice, who said in statement released Thursday. "Effective immediately, no such accommodations will be made. They will receive the same meal served to other offenders on the unit." Brewer of course is the man convicted in the dragging death of James Byrd Jr. It was a damn spectacle here by-the-way. I was headed over to the church and they had the whole block cordoned off with tape. The sherrif deputies and state troopers were all out in force. I reckon they thought the Aryan Brotherhood was going to start some shit or something. Anyway, I freaked out a little because I had forgot about the execution. You know around here they fry 'em or inject or whatever so damn often it doesn't even break into the public consciousnesses. It's kinda like mowing the lawn. So I saw all them cops and I'm thinking OH SHIT SOME NIGGER DONE GOT SOME WHITE WIMMIN HOSTAGE! Cause that's what you tend to think when you see a bunch of cops like that. Either that or they just scored some meth discovered a drug lab. When I heard they were there because of the execution I was like really really? But anyways, I am glad that they won't be giving them convicts any more special treatment. Maybe they'll go ahead and do away with all that injection shit and just take 'em up against that back wall and put a bullet right in their brain. Save everybody a lot of time and trouble that would. Hell they could line up 15 or 20 of the fuckers and do 'em all at one time. Have a bulldozer standing ready to just push 'em on into a big hole. That's what Texas is all about. Progress and efficiency. Man, Y'all are going to love fucking Rick Perry as President and believe me, he's gonna love fucking you right back. Tell you what's funny . . . The day after the execution, late in the afternoon a transformer blew out on some poles over there close to Walls unit and put the whole block out of power for a little bit. If that had happened just the day before, I can't even imagine the shitstorm that would have caused. I know them boys would have heard that BOOM and figured they were under attack. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BTW if any Zomboid Messiahs are reading this . . . I posted this entirely from a laptop running Natty, aka Ubuntu 11.04 and it didn't crash once, nor did it eat any text. All homotextual e3rrors are the result of short fat fingers on a chiklety keyboard. I guess I best submit a Bug report; Dear Canonical, I never thought it would ever happen to me . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe the computer then & not the SW I hear if you put it in the dishwasher and run it through a couple cycles then let it dry for about a week it'll sort it right out. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But HollyHopDrive, Don't you realize that if they were really innocent then God wouldn't allow them to be punished. See, having a good christian attitude helps one to be certain in one's convictions. (so-to-speak) And if by chance some poor God-fearing soul were to be executed in error, well then, that just brings him closer to God and his reward that much quicker so it's win-win for everyone involved. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The finest kind . . . You may have specified "virgin" white woman's pussy in which case fulfilling your request would be illegal since the only virgin women in Texas are all under the legal age of consent (12). I'm sure both his wife and daughter thanked you afterwards as it is well known that all the Baptist men are homosexual. At least they ain't pedophiles like them damn Catholics! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Times have been tough since Jeffs come in Them Mormons are unsatiable! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Please tell me more . . . about your masturbatory fantasies. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All-righty then, uhh-huh Reckon you could make me some biscuits? Whenever you take a notion to it, I wouldn't want to put you out none. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I tell you what, why don't you head on down to the Walls and collect you some DNA. I'm sure they would be happy to accommodate you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They have acid for blood. and enjoy fucking people. In the face. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. While I do not believe that Einstein will ever be proven wrong, I have a hunch that he mayhap be shown to be incomplete. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah screw pliers, just get a knife or straight edge like Morally Inflexible suggested. I've done that before with Dells that friends had. The thermal goop is like freaking glue. But not a one that I straightened failed to work. I would just be careful bending them so much they break. T?hat probably wouldn't work very well. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Magic 8-Ball says: Absolutely! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. MMMMM Bacon! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should probably just sell all your computers. Seriously, there does not exist a single OS, piece of software, nor computer hardware in the world that can live up to your expectations. Maybe in a hundred years when AI's are writing perfect software to run on flawless hardware but not now when we, the clueless coders cobble crap that is bug-ridden and barely functional. Save yourself the frustration. Sell all your computers and spend the money on the strippers. You'll be much happier for it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But since we cannot achieve your impeccable level of on-time, feature-rich, bug-free code nor ever hope to match your prodigious output rather than inspire your example shames us into severe depression. Please, you must sacrifice for the good of all coders world-wide and put away your keyboard forever! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I bet you said "U BEEN PWNED!" Outloud even You're so bad-ass. HIGH FIVE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll drink to that! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You and all you Rustites with your Rustyism! Why you might just as well say this site is run by the Flying Burrito Monster, he who bans with his bean & cheese appendage! Any rational person knows that there is no Site Owner. Kuro5hin formed from the primeval ooze due to the laws of SCIENCE and PHYSICS! Those who believe in a mysterious man-in-maine with a holy monocle riding upon a golden yacht is simply delusional. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Naw, if we go down we're taking whole civilization s down with our ass. Plus we got a stock pile of nukes that will grab folks attention in a big hurry. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Greece is like the Grocery store down the street. Yeah, you hate to see them go under but you know, shit happens. America Inc goes down and that's like fucking Chrysler or GM. It's going to hurt no matter who you are even if you drive a Ford. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why? If the Greek Economy fails what does that do to us? They don't own US Debt, they don't have any massive stocks of crude oil or gas, they don't buy weapons. Fuck 'em. The worst that will happen is we might not get any Ouzo, or Grecian Formula. I would guess our trade balance in Butt-fucking would actually improve. You want to give 'em a dollar? Put on some music and let them dance the pole. Maybe MDC will take a shine to one of them and give them all his disability moneys. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you ever think that maybe Lucy used to be a dude? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you ever think that Lucy might hold the secret of the Grand Unification Theory and gives hints to it in her pole dance hoping a nerd might suddenly get a clue? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you ever think That Lucy, K5, and all of us here aren't real but only exist in the mind of Michael Crawford? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They probably pioneered banking and ignorant motherfuckering also. They don't seem so cool NOW do they? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dick-Taters not Dick Wavers I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They probably don't have Animal Planet in UK if you saw the folks on the Animal Hoarding show you might change your mind right quick. It ain't never pretty like Hollywood makes it out to be. Friends get their friends spayed or neutered! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They kill tree rats that's what me and my dog call squirrels, tree rats. But he ain't too bright. He'll chase 'em up the tree and stand there and bark at them. He doesn't realize that their ain't no squirrel up there anymore. That squirrel done took the e-train and he's at least 30 trees into the forest by now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd vote Mississippi as the most worthless state. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You laugh but when Rick Perry becomes President, that ol boy is so backwards he's liable to have the US Secede from Texas. That's alright though, we'll still sell y'all our oil, gas, and Tony Lamas. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. it ain't that he's the best it's that he is the least worst. but we'll see. i didn't vote for him for governor and i ain't going to vote for him for president neither, but like i've said i really don't think obama is going to win reelection because of the economy and etc. i figure it's going to the republicans in '12 period. so i'm looking at their line-up and the only ones i see that have a shot are romney & perry. i truly do believe that perry is the lowest common denominator and the least threatening to both the moneyed interests and the tea-partists that are running the right-wing show these days. i may be wrong but we'll see. in 08 i never thought we'd have a black president for at least another 20 years either but look what happened... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It don't even rhyme so you can't even rap with it That nigga Arafat needs to work on his flow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know how I tell a Smart ass and a Dumb ass apart? A Dumbass, you end up wanting to smack 'em up the backside of their head. A Smartass you end up wanting to smack 'em right in the face. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know about that ass but sounds like you deserve a smack in the face Mr. Smartass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You sure have been posting a lot lately and seem extremely angry. Did you just lose your job recently or something? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's okay if you don't want to share just yet, we understand. Life can be very stressful at times like these. I know you want to act like nothing has changed, you don't want to let your friends at the Genius Bar know, they can smell your fear and desperation. You don't want them to turn on you and ridicule you as the 'noveau poore'. So it is good that you relieve your anger here at K5. We can take it and we are here for you. A word of advice, don't turn to drink and drugs and end up like KoF an ex-con or DonnaleeTrane a former Rockstar coder turned crack-addled gender-bender. No, you should strive to continue to be a productive member of society and contribute to your community. Perhaps by setting up an ancient BBS server for your friends like our own Del Griffith. Just remember when you're sucking down that Ramen noodle-by-noodle to make it last longer that good things come to those who wait and it will all work out in the end. And if it doesn't, if you find yourself out back by the dumpsters blowing men for spare change, well you can always kill yourself. Jesus Loves You Messy, and he can't WAIT to see you. You wouldn't deny Jesus would you? Sent from my sharp stick and clay tablet I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's the music that gets me I like Christmas alright, but the music is enough to drive strong men to suicide. And you can't escape it, it's everywhere, on TV, in the store, at work, in the fucking car, . . . just hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing ring ting tingle-ing too . . . come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you . . . outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "You Hoo" . . . AUGGGHHH! ANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS MOVE AND I'M GOING TO EXECUTE EVERY LAST ONE OF YA! Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you . . . BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!BLAM!BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! (thud) Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap it's grand just holding your hand . . . we're gliding along with the song of a wintry fairy land . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. An MDC style Ancedote I spent an entire year once in Summer. Early in my Navy days we shipped out of Norfolk in May-June. Spent all summer cruising the Atlantic with the "America" battlegroup. Then we took escort of some gator-freighters (Marine Amphibious Transports) and entered the Med enroute to Beirut. Then we hooked up with the "Nimitz" and transited the Suez Canal into the IO where we crossed the equator and spent the northern hemisphere's winter in southern hemisphere summer. Eventually we ended up in Phuket, Thailand where we decided to turn around and come back. Of course we didn't spend the whole time at sea. We made port in Puerto Rico, Jamaica, Rotterdam, Campbeltown, Portsmouth, Rota, Sardinia, Naples, Lebanon, Israel, Mombosa, Kuwait, Qatar, and Phuket, etc. No big deal really, it's just one of those times that stick with me. My Year of Eternal Summer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your . . . . . . Fortune I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Would you . . . . . . like me to? And can I bring cheese? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Uh sort of orange-red with tendrils it has a funny flavor, but when I eat a bite I can see scents and taste colors. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. FED != Government The Federal Reserve is independent within government in that "its decisions do not have to be ratified by the President or anyone else in the executive or legislative branch of government." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Never Forgive, Never Forget You caught me off guard with your deception And now I'm just seeing red I rid this world of your fucking infection Never forgive, never forget I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him! Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But the most we can hope for . . . . . . is to get him buried in secrecy so his grave doesn't get violated! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. gives him something to look forward to don't you have a chatroom you should be getting banned from about now? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Magic 8 Ball Says: Ask Again Later I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Uh, Isn't that called Second Life? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are a brave person to admit that not about the nerd virgin crap but that you participated in MSN Chat. Did you use that comic book chat client? What was that thing called? [(iGoogles) Oh fuck, MS Comic Chat, my how creative is MS?]. Jesus, they make fun of me because I once thought it fashionable to wear bell bottoms and leisure suits but the shit your kids will make fun of you for... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm a little surprised that K5 isn't more popular actually. You really have to work at being abusive or at least go full retard enough where you start attracting legal threats before you get moderated. You would think that there would be more folks wanting a forum like that. Of course, I realize that in general the people that want to be free to speak their mind also expect that what they say won't be questioned or ridiculed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I dunno about all that but seems like they NEED to organize something there in Laredo and El Paso and all that before long. *http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2011/09/16/violence-in-nuevo-laredo-mexi co/ *Nuevo Laredo, I hear you calling back to Me! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not just African American but near any Minority It's going to be a bit before we trust anyone but a WMASP. No bitches (except as running mates maybe), no old fucks, no Mormons, Catholics, Muslims etc. Damn sure no Openly Gays. No Minorities. You want to be President in the US of A you better have one hand on the Bible and that hand better be White. I hope you all realize the next president is going to be Rick Perry. Doesn't matter what a mistake that might be, Perry is a nice, God fearing, non-threatening (to white folk), corporate ass-kissing, white man. Hail to the Chief. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He executed 234 Niggas 234 and who doesn't rub Independents the wrong way? And the people in Bastrop were already pretty heated. Fire does that. I can smell that shit every morning btw. Don't get me wrong though, I ain't rootin' for him. I don't trust any politician from Texas since being a native here I already know they're all full of shit. But lookin at the line-up he seems to be the lowest common denominator. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It grows wild along I10 out of San Antonio I dunno about the medians. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Said the Barbarian Pnarp the Gnome-Slayer I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bathroom Stall #6 at the Rest Stop on I64 Mile Marker 25 seems like a good place. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He did, he got all kinds a sites but this one has that good juice. I don't know why. And it still has some apparently or else GOOG just knows I hang here and so Boosts the ranks for some searches. I never did really savvy any of that SEO shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. CLOUD! How can we get this in the CLOUD? I understand that all the big players are moving to the CLOUD what is our strategy for migrating to the CLOUD? You realize we can cut our IT costs by 90% if we begin utilizing the CLOUD! Morning, Good Morning. What have you got? Well, there's Java and Windows; Java, AJAX and Windows; Java and CLOUD; Java, Windows and CLOUD; Java, Windows, AJAX and CLOUD; CLOUD, Windows, AJAX and CLOUD; CLOUD, Java, CLOUD, CLOUD, Windows and CLOUD; CLOUD, AJAX, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, Windows, CLOUD, Linux and CLOUD; CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, Java and CLOUD; CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, half-baked Javascript, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD and CLOUD. (Managers): CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD! Lovely CLOUD! Lovely CLOUD! Or iTunes with a Genius Bar sauce served in a Provencal manner with iPads and Bluetooth garnished with a MacBook pate, brandy and a fried Java on top and CLOUD. Have you got anything without CLOUD? Well, the CLOUD, Java, AJAX and CLOUD, That's not got much CLOUD in it I don't want any CLOUD! Why can't she have Java, Windows, CLOUD and AJAX? That's got CLOUD in it! Hasn't got much CLOUD in it as CLOUD, Java, AJAX and CLOUD has it? (Managers): CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD!... Could you do me Java, Windows, CLOUD and AJAX without the CLOUD, then? Iiiiiiiiiiiich!! What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like CLOUD! (Managers): Lovely CLOUD! Wonderful CLOUD! Waitress (to Managers): Shut up! (Managers): Lovely CLOUD! Wonderful CLOUD! Shut Up! Bloody Managers! You can't have Java, Windows, CLOUD and AJAX without the CLOUD. I don't like CLOUD! Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your CLOUD. I love it, I'm having CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, half-baked Javascript, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, and CLOUD! (Managers): CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD! Lovely CLOUD! Wonderful CLOUD! Shut Up!! Half-baked Javascript is off. Well, could I have her CLOUD instead of the half-baked Javascript then? You mean CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD, CLOUD and CLOUD? (Managers intervening): CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD! CLOUD! Lovely CLOUD! Wonderful CLOUD! CLOUD C-L-O-U-D CLOUD C-L-O-U-D CLOUD. Lovely CLOUD! Lovely CLOUD! Lovely CLOUD! Lovely CLOUD! CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD CLOUD! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. look in your email they're all there I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You just lost Karma for that post To atone you will have to spend at least one lifetime as a Human Intestinal Parasite. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Souls and Penis I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Reminds me of Habanero-tan! I'd eat the shit out of that with BBQ Sauce! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm sure Ron sees a lot of things Pink hearts, purple stars, green clovers & blue diamonds for starters, you know they're always after his lucky charms . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, you were simply mistaken The Bible is one of those books that no one ever reads but everyone is an authority on. Big Smoke: "Like it says in The Book... We are both blessed and cursed." Carl Johnson: "What fuckin' book?" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Even better is the part where all the jews are following this GIGANTIC TORNADO through the desert that at night it is made of FIRE! I LOVE that part! My other favorite part is when Elijah is taunting the priests. "About noontime Elijah began mocking them. "You'll have to shout louder," he scoffed, "for surely he is a god! Perhaps he is daydreaming, or is relieving himself. Or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened!" - 1 Kings 18:27 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wondrous Steam Powered Drones. Man, Steam Punk Civil War Reenactment would be so cool. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know that you know that you can change the UI You don't have to stick with Unity, you can use Gnome or KDE or XFCE, or fuck all kinds of shit. My UI is AWN. Gnome is in there but you don't see it. The panels are gone just AWN and the Desktop. If you want you can just get the mini and run the old skool way with just a console. No GUI at all. Jesus Zombie Christ Apple and MS have your brain all wired to where you think you have to accept what they give you. I feel like I have been trolled but god damn. There are a lot of problems but what you complain about is like bitchin because the cup-holder is in the center-console and not on the door. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jew Gnomes? You mean like Sammy Davis? Teenage Freedom Flying-Squirrels would make a good cartoon with a catchy tune and a toy tie-in. Battling the Evil forces of G.N.O.M.E. At the end of each episode they could have a little blurb about "if you see it, report it!" and the importance of giving up a little freedom for security. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This link here is quite SAFE "Vol Lindsey has about a hundred poems he has written about an old biker named Sam that makes up a bit of a tale about getting out of this silly race we call modern life. He is going to send us about three at a time, so stop back to see what's happening with our new friend Sam." Sam, an Epic Biker Poem via VTwinBiker.com You know, bikers, dudes in jail, and others you might not consider also write poetry, paint, sometimes they knit, they do all kinds of things. You hate when people stereotype you but you think nothing of stereotyping others. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My Bad - Broken Link http://vtwinbiker.com/Sam/sam.html I clipped the 'l' off the html, sry. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The start menu is changed to look like an iOS menu instead of the app store there is a windows store." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! For some reason I don't think that 'Embrace & Extend' is going to work for them in this case. Just from the fact that in my experience Windows users tend to be allergic to 'stores' of any kind but they love DEMO, BETA, TRIAL, etc. Emoted from my Ono-Sendai Cyberdeck I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ubuntu has an app store now for like a year Both free and pay ware see Ubuntu Software Center and Ubuntu One. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thinkin' bout Cows, delicious, mouth-watering cows cooked over an open flame. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Comparing the bullshit trolling of today to stuff like Kibo did on USENET is like comparing script kiddie 'hackers' to Mitnick or Mark Abene. OMG! WTF! DID I JUST "BITE"? OH YOU ARE SUCH A TROLL MESSYBUTT! Ohhh, you must have very big penis! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I read that whole article but I thought the most interesting idea that he brought up was in the 3rd paragraph. "I have to assume Murphy was aware that all he had to do was to write something--anything really--and claim it rebutted me, and the piece would be instantly snatched up by a right-wing echo chamber, mirrored on half a dozen websites and that followers of those websites would then dutifully begin appearing across the web declaring to everyone willing to listen that my work had been rebutted. The fact that I instantly appeared on the Von Mises web page to offer a detailed response, and that Murphy has since effectively conceded, writing an elaborate climb-down saying that he had no intention to cast doubt on my argument as a whole at all, only to note that I had not definitively disproved Menger's, has done nothing to change this. Indeed, on both US and UK Amazon, I have seen fans of Austrian economics appear to inform potential buyers that I am an economic ignoramus whose work has been entirely discredited." Especially in light of this. Are we in an Age of Science by Consensus and Truthiness? I think that is a more important question than 'Where did money come from?' Perhaps I'll write a book, "Discrete Mathematics and Gut Feelings: Spiritual Software Creation". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dear Marvin Suggs It is that time of year again and time to renew your Internet Operator License. You will need to present yourself at your local DIC office prior to October 1st in order to take the test for your Internet Operator License Class C. A booklet entitled "Information Superhighway: Rules of the Road" has been enclosed to help you prepare for your test. A fee of $75.00 will be payable upon completion of your test. Please bring a personal computing device with you in order to take your test, the Dept. does not provide computing devices. Your computing device will be inspected for proper installation of TrustTracker and Digital Rights Management software. You will also need to provide proof of Financial Responsibility in the Event of Unintended Trolling. After successful completion your license will be good for another year. Good Luck and Compute Safely! Sincerely, Eric Emerson Schmidt Comptroller of Internets Executive Director of DIC I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ...what would you tell him to do?" 'I'd tell him to talk to Archimedes, he's got this lever thing...' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought that was Catholics I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Do you Remember exactly where you were . . . . . . and what you were doing . . . . . . when you realized . . . this? brought to you from this strange and curiously thourogh collection. via this bunch of assholes, vagrants and reprobates. It was a bit strange though, don't you think? I do apologize for fucking up 'thorough'. Surely you found some diagrams of both male and female genitalia that were relevant to your interests? I certainly didn't see any squirrels involved despite the inclusion of several other creatures. How do you feel about cows? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner but for future ref. any links posted on K5 I would auto-consider NSFW or any other civilized place. These particular links are to a collection of Manga clips that someone gathered together. Many I had seen before on 4 chan and are the basis for some "Internet Memes" but I have not seen them all gathered together like that. Many are lulzy for being taken completely out of context. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think he meant they were difficult to fap to I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It always amazes me how All the 'other' people are mindless sheep and only the speaker and those who think like him have a clue. Much like everybody I know is convinced that they are 'excellent' drivers and everybody else on the road are drooling idiots. United Fools Indeed United in our Foolishness yet individually perceiving we are Wise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How thoughtful, I saw the links and thought, oh great, joke gifts lets see what's up. But that is something I would not mind at all finding under the tree. I don't care what they say, you're alright for a xio nio. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, not familiar at all, I'm a Texan All I see is a buncha squares. Yes, I realise I could download the character set and all that but it wouldn't do me much good, I'd just trade squares for squiggles. Google says it's "ass photographed cow shit". While that certainly brings to mind an interesting mental image, just based on that I don't reckon I know of an American version let alone an English one. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah so I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wow. I didn't even realize it was an anniversary last month. Oh well. . . It's been a long road Posting from there to here It's been a long time But my time is finally near And I can feel myself breaking wind right now Nothing's in my way And they're not gonna strap me down no more No they're not gonna taze me bro 'Cause I've got faith of the heart I'm going where my heart will take me I've got faith to believe, I can do anything I've got strength of the soul And no one's gonna bend or break me I can reach any star, I've got faith I've got faith, faith of the heart . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "better fire escapes" better fire escapes parachutes I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well. The folks I saw that jumped out none of their 'chutes seemed to work so good. So, better ones definitely. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Have : Not have You are in the building, it is on fire. You cannot get down. I offer you a parachute. You have not been trained. It is madness, smoke and shit everywhere. You might not make it down in one piece. You might break a limb or worse. Will you take a chute and a chance at life? Or will you sit there and calculate cost benefit ratios? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It always comes down to the jews Fucking jews, how do they work? Interesting that you call parachutes unproven new tech, I am pretty sure my grandpa used to ride one in WWII. They used static lines back then so you didn't even have to open the damn thing, you jump and pop goes the weasel. But you're probably right. Just make the building tougher, better ROI and all that. Buildings cost fucktons of money and people, well people are pretty cheap to replace. Not to mention how embarrassing it would be to get sued by a survivor due to a sprained ankle. Best to just let 'em fry. MMMMMMMM-Smells like BACON!!!! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL if it gets to the point that jumping out of the window is a good idea In this video if you look close you will see shapes dropping from the building. Those shapes are people who decided that jumping out the window was a good idea compared to whatever hell they faced inside. You think it would be too failure prone for panicking noobs but I think that if even ONE SINGLE person was saved then it would be a good idea. But please, feel free to continue discussing BASE jumping, building safety design, and anything else that you happen to be an expert on. If I ever happen to get a job in a skyscraper, I'm keeping a chute handy. Just like when I work at sea I keep my vest handy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Put it out at the curb and the poor folks will haul it off. Alternatively, freecycle it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. beats cardboard & newspaper particularly now that newspaper is getting in short supply. (Since nobody reads a newspaper these days) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In Soviet Russia Pot Smokes You! via MeFi I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am the psycho, the rapist and you are a Unicorn. How do you feel about you are a Unicorn? What makes you think I am the psycho? Tell me more . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Magic 8-Ball says: It is Certain I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GYOGDB Get your own god damn blog You can get the scoop from del rusty has as much right to zero-rape and minus one as any other unwashed monocle munchkin round here, its collaborative media and you (and everybody in the queue looks like) just got collaborated. Support the CMF! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So if Mike pays a $5 cover that gives him the right to bitch about a manager warning him not to touch the girls? Good luck with that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I couldn't touch that! I reckon that lil filly is illegal in 27 counties here. Anyways, you know what ah meant, just cause you pay the entry fee don't give you any right to run the rodeo. You take the bull they bring ya and you get your 8 seconds and that's all she wrote there ain't no more. Hell and tarnation he got FP regardless. Have you a cold long-neck N0574, you know the Texans gonna play agin the Colts tomorrow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A trane Called Horsecock aka Dances with Bots I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't think they got het up about Turkey Day It always seemed that Columbus Day was the big salt in the wound for Redskins. Them and the Wops all time arguing, I dunno, maybe they don't like Turkey Pizza or sumpin. We got a lot of them Coushattas down here that seem to be doing alright I reckon. Least ways they take a lot of the white man's money round here. Here's some nice injun, scuse me, I mean Native American dishes that you might substitute at your next T-Day fete in order to assauge your white guilt Bean Bread or Tsu-Ya-Ga This is a favorite basic Injun food. Boil some beans Have a second pot of plain water boiling See below to make wood ash lye. Add some wood ash lye to fine corn meal till it turns yellow. We are talking small amounts of the lye here. DO NOT add any salt. You are making corn meal hominy here. You might be able to use hominy grits or ground up hominy instead. When the beans are tender add the beans and some of the soup ( the water the beans were boiled in) to fine cornmeal and mix. Make dumplings of the mix in your hand and drop in the boiling water. Salt in the dumplings will make them fall apart. Boil till done. Experiment with the first few of them to see how long your size dumplings take to cook. Serve with butter, or meat grease. To make wood ashes lye take any kind of container with holes in the bottom. DO NOT USE ANY ALUMINUM. Pottery works best. Fill the container with hard wood ashes. Pour water into the ashes and let the water soak through them ashes and out the holes in the bottom. This is hard wood lye. Lye is strong stuff like an acid and should be handled with care. Avoid getting in on your skin or in your eyes. When mixed with corn meal in small amounts it is OK. Hominy is made by soaking corn kernels in lye and then washing the lye out. You are basically making hominy meal by adding lye to corn meal. You could use ground up hominy for this recipe. Corn and Beans or Se-Lu A-Su-Li Tu-Ya Mix hominy and cooked colored beans together and cook some more Add pieces of pumpkin (optional) cook until pumpkins are soft Add cornmeal, ground walnuts and ground hickory nuts. The nuts can be pounded to smushed up. Add enough molasses to sweeten Cook until done. Squirrel or Sa-Lo-Li Throw a fresh kilt squirrel into a fire and burn the hair off. Scrape with a knife or sharp rock. Repeat until all the fur is gone. Wash with water and wood ashes till the skin turns white. Clean out the insides ( The guts ) Put on a stick over a fire till brown. Cut up and use for a stew or fry till done. Yellow Jacket Stew or S-Ka-V Oo-Ga-Ma Gather yellow jacket combs (nests) Pick out the grubs. Be careful to keep them intact. Put the grubs in the oven on a pan to brown. Make a soup of the browned grubs by adding them to water with some grease and a little salt. Boy that there is mighty fine eating! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just noticed the poll, Goddamn messybutt YOU WANNA GIVE 'EM A WHOLE DAMN DAY? SHIT I RECKON AN HOUR OR SO OUGHT TO BE PLENTY DON'T YOU? MAYBE THROW IN SOME COUPONS OR SOMETHING. NO WONDER THE COUNTRY IS IN THE SHAPE IT IS THESE DAYS. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, HIT ME! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Another Day So I figured I'd take things into my own hands as it were... and share some mildly amusing porn I'm still shocked and saddened by this.. Shit we all should have written RLE picture libraries to get into iPhones/Assdroids. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Here in the U.S. of A. we don't say arse. And I'd damn sure eat that pie. Nothing against N0574 and all them, I don't mind a Nip every now and again but nothing like some American Pie. Come to think of it though, I understand in the UK they call a good fuck a 'shag'. So what do you all call eating pussy? 'Tucking in the Queen'? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And to think, you only took in the tips . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Re:Dukey Nukey They released something alrite. ANYWays.... All I want to know is, Skyrim... cuz my mind is telling me NO! (Super Hype Machine remember how Oblivion turned out?) But my body, my body is telling me yes . . . ( they LEARNED from FO3 and that was a BLAST, and dude look at those trailers you can SMELL THE WOODSMOKE FROM THE CAMPFIRE!) And baby, I must confess to you, I don't see nothing wrong, with a little hack and slash..... Oh well, I'm NOT even LOOKING at this Deus Ex NO, not now, I told myself I am going to GOD DAMN WELL BEAT SOME OF THIS SHIT I ALREADY HAVE OR OUT IT GOES! I'm tired of this, playing cool game 'OH LOOK NEW SHINEY! MUST HAVE IT.' thing. Fuck it, the game will still be there when I get to it and play just as good and be a bit cheaper. I just feel bad because when the game makers do something good I want them to know so they'll continue but right now I'm kind of soaking in it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If some things leveled it would be okay but everything levels. But that is something I could work around, the game breakers for me were two things; a) There are like four voices total. b) I would do a quest for some body, like rescue their family and they would be all OH THANK YOU, then I'd come back a bit later and the script was back to the Default Who are you and what do you want? There was some of that in FO3 too but it wasn't as obvious. I really tried to like Oblivion because it was one of those games that I invested in new gear to make sure it looked great (and now that it did, Oblivion was very good looking) and I so loved Morrowind. Yeah I modded both games (tesnexus), but anyway, I just didn't get into it. I'm glad you enjoyed it though. My son liked it and he played it on both PC (modded) and 360 (vanilla) so different strokes right. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A breeder I think I must be a Fucker-upper. I like to get fucked up, I like to fuck shit up. You know I reckon if somebody at a BBQ was to say, 'I'm a Maker' I'd have to say, 'Well quit standing around and Make yourself useful, you can start by getting me another beer!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool story bro I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Curious though. Did you ever manage to lose your virginity? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well at least we know your wife lost HER virginity LOL, I kid. I kid. So Blastar, how long you going to hang around this time and are you sure this is a good place for you to be? Things didn't end too pretty the last time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More power to you Mike! Don't let these faggots get you down. We're big boys and we kin savvy the shit on the pump handle. For your viewing pleasure, here are three very talented young ladies (well they were young when this was filmed anyways) doing what they do best. Now it looks a bit old fashioned at first but if you stay on to the end I believe you will be amazed, amused and slightly confused. Just for an old dawg like yourself (seeing as how you did all this amazing stuff before most of us were a twinkle in our Momma's eye). I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh yeah, I heard you liked big tits and nipples . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YouTube Link here I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. FUCKING HELL YEAH! If a Fatty McFatFuck spent all his moneys at the Donut Shop should I be required to feel sorry for him? If a dude blew his disability on Video games would I feel bad? Am I supposed to hate the Donut Shop for making delicious looking donuts? Should I hate the video game companies for creating compelling games? Sheee-it I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Murdered my wife and kids then it burned my house down and shot the family dog. In a world where an untamed river runs wild . . . . . . Tdillo is a man with a mission... a mission to . . . DAM THAT RIVER! I can tell you that I have a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for things like you, I will look for you, I will find you and I will DAM YOU UP! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Two Birds One Stone Draft the Elderly "We did it before! We'll do it again!" Uncle Sam needs you! Fight the Red Menace! "Hear them calling you and me, ev'ry son of liberty Hurry right away, no delay, go to day Make your Daddy glad to have had such a lad, Tell your sweet-heart not to pine, to be proud her boy's in line. Over there, over there, send the word, send the word, over there, That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming! So prepare, say a prayer, send the word to beware We'll be over, we're coming over, And we won't come back 'til it's over Over There!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, LibreOffice is a fork OpenOffice still exists alongside of LibreOffice. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But remember, Jesus Loves You! Well actually, he said you were kind of a douche-bag. But, hey you know that was after he had a couple glasses of water. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Remember you are talking to the man what went down to Mexico to get him teeth pulled. I reckon him ain't gonna let a little ear infection send him to the Doctor, no way. Couple o'dem Asparin, bottle o' Jack, and a Q-Tip and he'll be raht as rain tomorra, I GAR-ON-TEE YOU DAT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/8/31/33012/9 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/8/31/33012/9 http://www.kuro5hin.org/comments/2011/8/31/33012/9719/14#14 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999 I have one piece of advice for you No matter what a stripper tells you There's no sex in the Champagne Room.. NONE! Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room But you don't want champagne.. you want sex And there's NO sex.. in the Champagne Room. ... If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12. If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40. Take off that silly-ass hat. No matter what you think of what I'm sayin Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room ... If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick Here's a horoscope for everyone: Aquarius: You're gonna die Capricorn: You're gonna die Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE Leo: You're gonna die Scorpio: You're gonna die fucking No one goes to Hooters for wings If you've been dating a man for four months and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend! Some of the things I've said may not apply to you Some of the things I've said may offend you But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing No matter what a stripper says There's no sex in the Champagne Room NONE I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just keep that in mind when you're on your way to the little cafe or strip club next time. You're just chillin' on the bus, while all around you could be kuron-level mentalities legally armed to the teeth. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not cleaning shit, just opened the desk drawer I see a scale, a bootleg copy of Oblivion (PC), all manner of busted tobacco pipes, lighters, lots of adapters; RCA to Headphone, Usb adapters, that old style 5-pin PC keyboard to ps/2 adapter (for my old school Model Ms), memory stick adapters, shit! (not literally just an exclamation) A craftsmen rachet and socket, a screwdriver kit. Topps bubblegum with baseball cards, battery recharger, pens, pencils, toe-nail clippers, tweezers, alligator clip, couple of notebooks. No pictures but damn I didn't realize I had all these adapters. So, what's in YOUR wallet drawers? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll just go get you a towel . . . Donald gets a blowjob An Internet Classic I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Zombie Jesus Christ spotted on the bus with laptop bag and a snack going to his favorite cafe for a bit of WarpLife coding and more warped life living. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Windows Media Player Tools->Options->Rip Music Tab Select Destination Folder: Rip Music to this Location Rip Settings Select Format; Windows Media, MP3, or WAV Copy Protect Music: Yes/No Rip CD when inserted: Yes/No Only When in the rip tab Yes/No Always Yes/No Eject CD when ripping complete Yes/No Audi Quality Set from 128 - 320 Kbps Okay If you want to save in FLACC or OGG or something then yeah, I guess you'd have to script that. I don't know, I don't screw with Windows as much as I used to, I've become an Ubunturd. You know batch files are pretty old hat, they have something called Windows Scripting Host that you can run VBScript and I think Javascript in. Last time I messed with it they were going to add support for python. I don't know if they got around to that or not. Actually pretty powerful what you can do with it. Then I understand this Windows Powershell has some shit it is capable of also. So I reckon you got choices. It's a long weekend, you might learn something new. Or just say fuck it and get wasted. Like I said, choices. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Contains Steve Jobs' INSURANCE.7z File I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is this the I JUST TOOK A SHIT Diary or the PILE OF FECES Diary? Kinda hard to tell the difference. Perhaps you should consider color coding them. Oh my, I just realized you will consider this a 'BITE'. OMG IHBT IHL! Whatever will I do? in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tell me, doctor, where are we going this time? Is this the 80's, or 1995? All I wanted to do - was hear my dial-up sing So take me away, I don't mind But you better promise me, I'll be back in time Gotta get back in time! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They read about your mom You remember? The one that doesn't know anything about filesystems even though you have patiently explained time and again? The one that if an email from your aunt gets saved to the wrong place it may as well not exist? Yes, that is the kind of user they are targeting. See, they listen to you after all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree, iOS is totally crippled I wouldn't use the thing, but messybuu, that Zombie Ghandi and others seem to be managing just fine so I would suggest, and remember I'm only suggesting not telling you what to do, but maybe you could try doing things the way Apple wants you to instead of trying to make the machine work the way you want it to? I know that sucks and goes against the way computers are intended to be used but might be less frustrating. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So screw Microsoft Let's talk about what is up with Unity and / or Gnome 3? No ribbons . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Life is about risk You're not really living unless every now and again you get that ass-pucker feeling from having it all out there on the line hanging on a roll of the dice. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Will you also fart in our general direction? You're so cruel. I don't think I'll sleep for weeks! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why u mad tho? I wanted to chain up a couple thousand into my own portable Beowulf cluster. (folded) and a really bitching personal Jumbotron. (unfolded) But the damn thing didn't have USB . . . :-( <- SEE, SAD FACE, THAT's RIGHT STEVE, SAD FACE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Apple Camaro "Hey man, that one of the new Apple Camaros?" "Hell yeah, sweet ain't it? It cost me some serious coin but it is absolutely worth every penny." "Fuckin' looks awesome dude. Hey we should totally go down to the strip tonight in it. Do some cruising, see if there's some to women pick up." "Yeah that would be fun except, see I can't drive it at night." "What? Why not?" "Well, see the designers thought that headlights ruined the styling and well, you know they're such old tech so it doesn't have any headlights." "Well, that kinda sucks don't it?" "Not really, you know your average driver doesn't want to drive at night anyways. If I wanted to drive at night I would've bought something with headlights, you know, the right tool for the job and all. But this does everything I need." "Okay, well cool. Lets cruise down to the mall then." "Actually I can only go to the end of the block" "What? Why is something wrong?" "No it's just that it's electric, you know for the environment and the proprietary Apple cord will only reach to the end of the block." "Well dude, won't the batteries hold a charge? You don't have to keep it plugged in to drive all the time right?" "About that, yeah, see it doesn't have batteries just yet but like they're going to come out with those in September so it will be totally awesome then." "Right . . ., well take it easy dude, enjoy the car." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pipe or Right Bracket mite make for a cleaner bar I don't know if ,,,or will display or not. 0:&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe; 1:&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe; 2:&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe;&pipe; 3:]]]]]]]]]] 4:]]]]] 5:]]]]]]]] 6: 7: 8: 9: 10: 11: 12: 13: 14: 15: 16: 17: Yeah I think Right bracket wins it, I dunno what do you think? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woah awesome, yeah the pipe looks great! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I concur, and using a rusty chainsaw has advantages over an industry standard penis when it comes to fucking Apple consumers. There's probably a diagram of the process around somewhere. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Unfortunately for the apologists that is not the way the iPad is advertised. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I can tell you The jump started here in 1998 and hit the water on the other side with the G4 Cube that came with cases pre-cracked which Apple redefined as 'mold lines'. They've been selling Emperor's Clothing ever since. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. USB is an esoteric need OH LAWD! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. PS: I Like Your Sig I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Minimalism An all night post by Crawford Simple Example? Buy you a drink? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My pleasure, come here often? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Gay is just a state of mind Sorry I fell asleep on ya schlouse. Can't hold my liquor like I used to. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Comes bundled with OggFrog Professional 2012 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah, I saw yesterday an artickle that said Win8 is going to support automount of iso images because of smart phones and notebooks/tablets. CD / DVDs become like an old floppy when you got thumb and flash drives. Something that gets me, Mike was showing that Minecraft Life. Now it wasn't pretty but it did the job and was a fuck-ton more interesting than nearly any 'app'. I understand he wants it to be the best it can be but, oh well, none of my business really. Maybe I'm just corrupted by the ship early ship often paradigm. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know you won't even read this but you should be the LAST person to talk about gimme gimme gimme, with your usufruct and the government should GIMME a basic wage and GIMME access to free-range dope. They got a word for people like you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A Texan would never roll a $1000 bill into a Cigar! $1000 just barely good enough to wipe a man's ass! Dollars ain't worth shit for the Grand Old Party, NO SIR, they only accept gold these days. Hope y'all enjoy President Perry! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. COMMUNIST CUBAN TOBACCO!? Of all the . . . Here is a real Texan smoking. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vlad Farted and John 11:35 I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I haven't used one but I understand that if you reject the 'suggested' spelling for a word then it adds the word to your dictionary. You can also store Often Used words as Contacts then it won't suggest, of course that is quite a Kludge. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "when IP purposefully" that's funny right there. So anyways, little kids get it but you don't have a first clue. Maybe it's time to hang up your Editor and compiler my good man. You sound like somebodies Grampa, "Eh the designers these days, not like back in my day boy, that Jakob Nielsen new a thing or two about good design. That was the Golden Age of the Internet, Netscape 3.0 Gold. How do I get my VCR to quit blinking 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just avoid holding it that way... There are no bugs in Apple products, those are highly tuned aesthetic usability features, as an end user you should be completely unconcerned about them. Simply enjoy being seen with your fine Apple product. Sent from my iBudAirePod7* *Yeah I know you've never heard of it and that's the way Steve and I like it. That's right bitch, I call him Steve 'cause we're tight like that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OUT OF TONER PC LOAD LETTER I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. http://www.reddit.com/submit url: self reddit:buildapc Are You Human? Possibly I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Click TEXT instead of Link at the top of the submit page. Then you don't need url. There is a Submit a Link link on the sidebar. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Trademarks help protect corporate and product identity, and the Photoshop trademark is one of Adobe's most valuable trademarks. By following the below guidelines, you can help Adobe protect the Photoshop brand name. The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product and should never be used in abbreviated form. The following examples illustrate these rules: Trademarks are not verbs. Correct: The image was enhanced using Adobe Photoshop software. Incorrect: The image was photoshopped. Trademarks are not nouns. Correct: The image pokes fun at the Senator. Incorrect: The photoshop pokes fun at the Senator. Always capitalize and use trademarks in their correct form. Correct: The image was enhanced with Adobe Photoshop Elements software. Incorrect: The image was photoshopped. Incorrect: The image was Photoshopped. Incorrect: The image was Adobe Photoshopped. Trademarks must never be used as slang terms. Correct: Those who use Adobe Photoshop software to manipulate images as a hobby see their work as an art form. Incorrect: A photoshopper sees his hobby as an art form. Incorrect: My hobby is photoshopping. Trademarks must never be used in possessive form. Correct: The new features in Adobe Photoshop software are impressive. Incorrect: Photoshop's new features are impressive. Trademarks are proper adjectives and should be followed by the generic terms they describe. Correct: The image was manipulated using Adobe Photoshop software. Incorrect: The image was manipulated using Photoshop. Trademarks must never be abbreviated. Correct: Take a look at the new features in Adobe Photoshop software. Incorrect: Take a look at the new features in PS. The trademark owner should be identified whenever possible. Adobe and Photoshop are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Adobe Systems Incorporated in the United States and/or other countries. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. KIDDY-COCK SUCKING PEDO PRIESTS Too bad they don't lock up KIDDY-COCK SUCKING PEDO PRIESTS instead of letting them run loose under that 'Innocent til proven guilty bullshit'. Right channel? We need to CRUCIFY them kiddy-fiddlers am I right? They should've gone to the library and dressed decent instead of wearing them bathrobes and walking around with their dick in some boy's ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Okay, so I'm seeing people say that you can't do this because it will just encourage business to fire their current (unskilled) workforce and hire the long-term unemployed. Well, you know businesses are all wanting tax cuts so why can't we give tax breaks for all employees for a limited time? The more people you hire the more tax break you get. Set that to run say 4yrs and then review if we want to drop it or not. What do you think about them apples? Also don't discount infrastructure work, there is a lot of pot-hole filling that needs to be done before we ever get to the point of digging holes and filling them back up. Problem is, even for unskilled labor a lot of that is HARD work and really, folks these days would rather just not work than have to stand out in the heat with a shovel in their hand. My dad runs a landscaping business and he gets guys (and girls) all the time, 'Man, I need a job, I just can't make it, I really really need something coming in. I got fired and I got this house and the kids I just got to have a job.' Dads like 'Fine, I could use somebody' because he usually does run short-handed a lot. But then they get out there, and Dad has good equipment, I mean Z-Riders, Self-Propelled mowers, Echo, Stihl, John Deere, shit like that not little bullshit Sears Lawn & Garden crap. But like by 2-3pm these guys are torn UP. They drinking water up, sweating their ass off, getting all sun-burned. They get where they're all stiff and shit. Most of 'em quit. A few hang on because they really do need the money and try again the next day but that is about it, they're like fuck this, I'm going to re-submit my resume to WalMart maybe be a greeter. Yeah, there are a lot of jobs out there but if they aren't in air-conditioning with some chairs, internet access and donuts, fucking people don't want them. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree, giving the money to the poor is going to (IMHO) do a lot more for the economy than Tax breaks for Business, however that is SOCIALISM in today's political climate. Thing is even though the break is going to the business bottom line if the break is big enough to encourage businesses to hire then that is going to be a lot more formerly broke people who now have a little hope and change in their pocket. And they are going to spend it. So yes, not as efficient true, but possibly effective and more politically palatable I presume. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Even the Mexicans are saying fuck this, why live and work in somebody else's third-world shithole when I can stay with my family and live in my OWN third-world shithole. Fuck the Norte Americabrons. Fucking Canadians will be building a fence before too long to keep U.S. 'frostbacks' out. 'Young man, what are you on aboot eh?' 'Be wantin' a jerb dude.' 'What's that? If you're going to live in my country young man you're going to have to learn to speak Canadian!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know nothing, I am a Meat Popscicle But these guys might help, they seem pretty nice, knowledgeable (in a crowd-source kinda way) and all that. Sidebar has some links to resources. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Google+ Not A Social Network I normally wouldn't post this because it was on places that I figure a lot of you already read. I'm sure most everybody already is aware of how Google+ has been giving people a hard time over providing their legal name rather than nicks, handles, screen names, or entirely made up pseudonyms regardless of how 'stable' those nicks may be. Well, it turns out surprise surprise, that Google+ is not the Facebook Killer/Clone everyone thought it was. According to the CEO it is an Identity Service. I sort of care about this because, while I am not a member of Google+ I could've been and I probably would have tried to sign up under my nick 'tdillo'. There have been some claims that if you get kicked off Google+ for a fake name then you might lose access to some of their other services also. I do make use of some other Google services and while I could make do without them I would rather not. Primarily I don't understand why Google is even doing this type of thing. If someone needs authentication of identity there are other more 'trusted' ways of doing this than just Google. I doubt a bank would accept Google+'s word that I am who I say I am no matter what nick I used on their service. I also think that it will have little to no effect on the amount of trolling taking place around the web. In fact I believe that it will make Google itself an even larger target for groups like Lulzsec & Anon. So what do you think? Does it make any difference in how you feel about Google? Does this mean that Google is becoming EVIL? Or is just more noise on the wire, by which I mean that Google has so much information collected about everyone already that it doesn't make any difference? Are we seeing the beginning of the end of anonymity on the web? Do you agree with these folks that claim 'Privacy is no longer a Social Norm? Some links: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/11/08/28/1536235/Schmidt-G-Identity-Service-Not-So cial-Network http://www.avc.com/a_vc/2011/08/google-is-an-identity-service.html http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2011/08/28/businessinsider-goog le-isnt-just-a-social-network-its-an-identity-service-2011-8.DTL http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/08/23/talk.asia.eric.schmidt/index.html A early internet pioneer's opinion: "The close integration of Gmail and Google+ already sort of made me uncomfortable. Like, if I had to have my email inbox open to look at facebook, would I? Hell no. I don't need Google+, and I'd rather not have to worry about my email. Bye, G+. (Amusingly, I didn't realize until just this second that technically "Rusty" is a pseudonym. I had been thinking that I was perfectly safe, but actually, who knows.)" - rusty via MeFi I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. rusty posts just about everywhere BUT here. It's like he is ashamed of us or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't want to argue about K5 but I would submit that had rusty continued to maintain and expand the site and been more strict with those who chose to screw-it-up much like Matthew Haughey has with MeFi, Ask, Projects, etc. (and they have a $5 paywall as well!) that he could make quite good money off K5. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Both sites started at the same time. Compare the two for yourself. I think rusty just didn't want to be bothered. I think it was a hobby to him that got out of hand. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, blogs didn't kill it. Look at the inertia that still exists here, no it was assholes (like me), crap-flooders and others that just pissed off the regular contributors. It was probably K5's signature article but it was also the signal of the decline when 'Fuck Nattalee Holloway' posted. Many people were getting put off by the crassness that was appearing on the FP. I remember comments that people made about how previously they were proud to show their friends K5 but now it was NSFW anymore. Then all the drama shit and the K5 Cabal plus the gaming. I think if rusty had of taken control . . . oh well hindsight is 20/20 I just feel that the personalities of the people running the sites had more to do with their survival than anything else. Matt kept MeFi growing and expanded into ASK ME which from what I understand is the main revenue generator for that whole site. Perhaps something similar could have been done with the Diary section as it became more popular. We'll never know though will we? But no, I disagree about blogs, we always had good google-fu so a person could do the same as well and we had MLP. Not everything here was long-form. But anyway, this is all a derail, how do you feel about G+? How do you feel about Google as a company? What do you think about the way Google is dealing with concerns about these real and or seemingly real names? How come Lady Gaga gets to stay Lady Gaga but HollyHopDrive & Delirium would have to change or be banned? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YOU ARE CORRECT SIR! He and Al Gore were very close in those days. Many a lazy Saturday the two would spend discussing the possibility of a Global Internetwork while trimming Vint Cerf's beard. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah I don't get it. Schmidt talks about Spammers and the like but primarily they (Google) are about selling Ads. Now there is no doubt that knowing that This particular John Doe in LA is distinct from this other John Doe in NY in order to target advertisement. There is no doubt either that knowing all types of 'insider info' about a person is a valuable commodity to package and sell to other commercial interests. However, as far as targeting and information gathering are concerned it seems to me it shouldn't matter if you are Ted Michael Bundy or xx_BigDaddy_xx as long as it is consistent or that Google has a way of tying the first to the second. Mandating the use of real names brings in all kinds of issues online with respect to gender, safety, job security, etc. I just don't quite understand unless Google sees itself as setting up something like Verisign or Thawte. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, back when Canonical's Shuttleworth started up Thawte I had a cert issued by them that I could use to legally sign documents online. But what is Google's play in this area? Why are they willing to distress some of their most loyal and longtime users in order to force this Real ID or Passport sort of thing? Can you tell me? How does that make you feel about the company? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Right, he mentions that also and says that what they will do is compare your friends pictures posted with your pictures posted to identify unique individuals. So that means I take it that they are going to use your circles as well which means even if you aren't really a member of G+ you could possibly be positively ID'd by your own friends and family. Even still, I think they could do the same if you had a nym. It really does seem strange to me. I'm not a conspiracy nut but I think there is something else going on that evidently Eric sees as BIG MONEY. I just don't know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. To answer my own questions It does make me feel somewhat differently about the company. I'm not foolish enough to pretend that Google isn't anything other than a business that is trying to make as much profit as it can. Yet, I'm not jaded enough to think that many companies do not at least try to balance things out and do what they can to respond to and please their customers. I believe that overall Google has been a positive force in the industry and has developed a lot of good will, much more than Microsoft, a hell of a lot more than AT&T. (Just to sort of compare large companies). But I don't understand this move on their part. Right off the bat you have problems with stalkers, creditors, and others with whom you might want to limit your public exposure. And even if you don't have people trying to hunt you down, if you are a woman just letting people know that you are definitely female opens you up to all kinds of hassle. You all can think of several reasons it's a bad idea. And it's not absolutely necessary because, you know, you could let Google know what your REAL NAME is privately and still keep a nym facing the public. But none of that will fly according to G+. It's either you use your real name or don't use the service. OK fine. I'm not going to use the service then. Consequently though it makes me question whether I should avail myself of their other services or should I instead seek alternatives. I just really can't see an upside to this for Google. Especially since there are already a number of alternatives to G+ and in fact when it first opened most people were like 'Hey you know what the best part of G+ is? It's not facebook!' That doesn't seem like a solid foundation to build upon if you intend to piss off a lot of early adopters from the get-go. So yes, I don't think them EVIL, because that means about as much to me as 'Brawny is the Quicker Picker Upper'. It's just a slogan. But this action does encourage me to percieve them in a more negative light. On the other hand, I do think that we are seeing somewhat of a beginning of the end of anonymity on the web. There are too many folks on now that don't grok computers and don't even use a traditional computer to access the internet. A majority of them are the same nut jobs, assholes, and ignorant motherfuckers that you run into in everyday life. A lot of them can and do influence policy and they are going to want to 'Clean up' things. The Internet used to be like the Wild West, like California. Now we've had our goldrush, our silver rush, etc. We've even had our robber barons. But now the stagecoach is nearly gone replaced by the railroads and everyday there are more and more city-folks from 'Back East' arriving. They are going to be moving all the whorehouses down to the red-light district. They're going to start making the Saloons close up at 2am. They are going to bring in the law, and civilization. They ain't gonna allow no cussin in public on Sunday and they're gonna make it illegal to spit on the sidewalk. So yeah, I think a lot of what we are used to is going to be coming to an end maybe not tomorrow but fairly soon. No I don't agree that Privacy is not the Social Norm. In fact I would say that people still value their privacy as much, perhaps more than prior to the Internet Age. However, the tools that allowed the people the potential for more freedom are also the same tools that allow those in positions of power to monitor and control the public. I'm not talking about just Google here either but all entities and organizations that gain great power. And as these tools become nearly ubiquitous those in power will rely more and more on those very tools to do just that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But they specifically disallow pseudonyms but they are selective in how whom they choose to boot and those booted lose functionality with other google services and those booted are not always the bad apples either. At any rate I can see by the response to this diary that it doesn't seem to concern most people. It's something I'll keep watching because like I said, I use some of Google's services but I'm not married to the corporation. If they start doing stuff I don't like then I'll quit using their services and use something else. It just struck me as really odd they would make this move and I thought there would be more discussion. Oh well, back to REN FAIRE WEDDINGS, PEDO PRIESTS, HORSECOCK & SODOMY and detailed accounts of our latest bowel movements. HEY CHANNEL! KILL YOURSELF! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Haters of Ron Paul are on here because they are trying to spin Doubt into Ron Paul Supporters who keep raising over a million dollars when he does a Money Bomb. Not from low life members but people with Jobs and College. But the TRUTH is that is doesnt matter who comes on here or on TV. Ron Paul Supporters are here to stay. Our numbers are growing, FACEBOOK is a big place for our supporters. So haters beware, your attack on Ron Paul Will Not work THIS TIME, WE ARE UNITED TIL HE BECOMES PRESIDENT IF YOU AGREE COPY THIS INTO YOUR STATUS AND LIKE RON PAUL! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Said the man who started his programming career with no real experience or education . . . It's a poor workman that blames his tools and an unprofessional one that derides his competition. I have seen you do plenty of both. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Running Linux Before I was Born Fuck you, I was born more than a couple of decades before 1990 KIDDO. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, the truth is that a lot of perhaps the major -ity of Open Source software is written by--I hope you are sitting down because this is going to come as a shock--PAID PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMERS working for such Garage/ShadeTree/BackAlly companies like IBM, REDHAT, BOEING, AMAZON, etc. This idea that you have that all Open Source is cobbled up by High School kids is a fantasy. Yeah there are inexperienced coders out their doing much like you did when you got started, giving it to friends, colleagues, family and getting feedback. Getting feedback and getting better. If they didn't then most of the Internet as you know it wouldn't work. Because the Net ain't running on MacOS baby, or Windows either. There are also a lot of inexperienced coders that do much like you do now, that is start grand projects that they never finish. But then, you're not likely to see any of their code either. IHBT IHL IWHAND I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fucked up . . . . . . on Bayer Brand HeroinTM Bayer Works Wonders I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Very few people under 40 use the word xerox to mean copying, primarily because Xerox is no longer the big player in that market. Most folks call it photocopying or just copying. 'Googling' or 'Googled' (as short for I performed a search using Google or another web-based search engine) on the other hand . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That image should be made into our new logo Going Forward! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tim Cook obviously. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who, your gay lover? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Blackly Comic Not that I remember. The first one was like an accident. Kid has dream/premonition about shit going down on a class trip. Gets on the plane and starts freaking out. His friends get involved and they all get kicked off the plane. Plane goes BOOM. Kid and his friends all 'survived', death feels cheated starts stalking them down. The only comic thing is that whenever a kill scene would come up they would play John Denver. (He dieded in a plane crash). Other than that it is exactly the same formula I think for each film only the Special FX change. I watched the first one based on the trailer, saw the second just to make sure, haven't seen any of the rest. Same with SAW, it's not scary just sadistic. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Evil Dead I have seen it so many times now it doesn't faze but the very first time I saw it I was a bit scared in parts. Still it was freaking funny too. I've seen American Werewolf in London and I agree. My wife is more into the pure horror than me. I watch some things with her but I tend more toward Sci-Fi so when I think scary I'm thinking 'The Thing', Alien, you get the idea. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Take nothing but pictures Leave nothing but footprints. BTW, I have some little experience with 'coons. I used to have one as a pet when I was but a wee lad in West Texas. Called him 'Frito' both because he liked Frito Corn Chips and because their mascot at the time was the 'Frito Bandito'. You know raccoons have that mask like a bandit. ANYWAYS . . . I would not recommend trying to talk with a wild adult 'coon or teach it language because it will probably go bad for both you and the 'coon. Just let nature be nature and don't try to spoil them by giving them advanced technology ok? You don't want to end up with suburbs filled with armed gangs of roving crack-smoking buddhist raccoons listening to jazz. Wouldn't be prudent. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You asking me or trane? I'm a Texan, I ain't hiking no where. That's why God made horses and 4WD. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's talking about the Raccoon not the human, the raccoon's morality is if I can take it it's mine. DUH. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's me, Purina Troll Chow with BACON & CHEESE flavor! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looks like y'all are related Your mama didn't date her daddy did she? Or perhaps you hail from Austria? I hear that is quite the style in that country. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And now you're your own Grandpa makes sense. Hey I don't judge, keep it all in the family ya know. I hear you play a mighty good banjo. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No 6. Definitely No 6. On the wall. Images that are posted, the offers for personal use only. All rights reserved other than personal use (which also includes use of the Website operated by individuals). Redistribution for commercial purposes, etc., that we have all banned. Also, when downloading is deemed to consent to the above. BAMM, tits and related material. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You wouldn't like it I just lay there and sweat. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah you know it's all over when you see a NIWS story at the top of the FP for nearly a month. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There should be a poll here with Cmdr Taco as the joke option. It's the end of an era, truly. Life as we knew it is over it is the dawning of a new age. Geek has become cool but not Geek as we know it. No, this is the age of Hipster-Geek. The age when even Jocks understand computers because they play Madden, own an iPhone, and watch CSI. The sky here is the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel. A beautiful, bright and totally plastic blue. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You seen this yet? Firing the wave motion gun Pretty awesome if you liked Star Blazers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wow, never saw that UFO show but it reminded me of my favorites back in the day, Time Tunnel, The Invaders and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. I wish I had seen that UFO series, I bet I would've really liked that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Awesome, thank you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, it's rare, it's pretty, it's easy to work with It also has a history. If society collapses people are still people. They're not going to just forget everything they've ever known. So gold and even some rare gems are always going to be tradeable just because of the fact that most everybody will have the "idea" that gold has an intrinsic value. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. During the cold war me and my comrades-in-arms would laugh at the idea of the poor Soviet Union. People standing in line for their ration of toilet paper in clothes barely suitable for the elements while their leaders enjoyed themselves feasting and whoring in expensive dachas. How the people there had to worry about what they said and did because they were constantly under surveillance. I am appalled these days at how quickly the United States is rushing proudly and loudly toward becoming like the former Soviet Union. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are very generous giving us a whole 50 years to get to that point. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sgt York is stalking you, that was obviously one of his spies. I figure by now his research has advanced to the point where he has full control of the beasties. I'm certain they consider him a God. A Terrible, Wrathful and Vengeful God. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you start coughing, sneezing, getting headaches I would get to the hospital really quick. No telling what kind of payload it carried. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes it's all fun and games until you find gay porn under your fiance's bed. Then it's all penis in the garbage disposal amirite? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HIREZ OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN THAT'S RIGHT, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. I'VE BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR CLAIMS ABOUT GNOMES AND SQUIRRLES BEFORE BUT A 20 FOOT CHICKEN??!! I HAVE BACKTRACED EVERY CHICKEN OVER 15 FEET AND HAVE THEM LOCALIZED BY G.P.&S. YOU NEED TO VERIFY OR CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ONLY ADVICE I CAN GIVE YOU IS STAY AWAY FROM METH AND COCAINE. THEY ONLY ENABLE YOU TO DRINK MOAR. RECOMMEND SWITCHING TO XANAX. LESS PEE AND YOU'LL PASS OUT QUICKER*. *YOU'LL STILL ACT FOOLISH BUT FOR A MUCH SHORTER TIME. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tell y'all a little secret about Texas Texas functions in spite of not because of the Government. The guys and gals we send down there to Austin are only there for our amusement. It's actually the Good Ol' Boys in the Commissions, Bureaus and Agencies that take care of operations. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wait a sec . . . I have win2k running in VirtualBox on an Ubuntu host on a P4 with 2mb Ram. What up? Are we talking about different things with the same name? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, yeah, hey M is like RIGHT next to G but still, not in the TB range. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Same could be said for Hollywood fare lately Can you imagine watching just 4 or 5 of this years summer blockbusters back to back? Fuck. Talk about hell on earth. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Le Noonair I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah You see what they did to the Dinosaurians. Dinosaurians ruled our planet at one time then Aliens got pissed off cause they were doing some bad shit to the environment and BLAM! Kinetic bombardment from the Oort cloud. Shit was totally whack dog! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thing is, whether they like us or not we're probably screwed either way. If they don't like us it'll be ZZZiiizzzap! and Adios muchachos. If they like us we'll probably end up stuck in a terran reservation getting drunk and running a galactic casino. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not only do they make news they report it as well! It may or may not be 100% factual mind, but in today's Modern World fact-based news is so . . . quaint. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I bet Momar Quaddaffy wishes he had studied relational database design right about now. That's what happens when you get caught up in that COBOL crowd though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not only does that seem legitimate but strangely appropriate. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is you is or is you ain't Egil Skallagrimsson? The gnomes say you is but the squirrels say you might be Glenn Beck, maybe even Nancy Grace. The bats living in my belfry think you are Anderson Depar-doo Pooper-Scooper. I don't know who to believe. I'm so paranoid now that any minute I think Barack Obama is going to rip off his face mask to reveal himself to be Milhouse. Nixon that is not Van Houten. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What about TDS? Ain't he brit? and isn't mumble and horseskin spacesuit in Australia? What about N0574? He's in ROC right? right? Hell, I don't know, People telling me that Pnarp is Egil and United Fools is sye it gets to where I wouldn't be surprised if you turned out to be Cheeseburger Brown. All I really know is that I am now and have always been the original tdillo residing deep in the Piney Woods of East Texas. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Silly, he has explained many times it's not about the app itself, oh no, the app is merely a means to show clients and others how great a coder Mike is. Therefore it has to be able to run in all types of conditions with absolutely no bugs so that those who are wise will be able to see instantly that Mike is the Uber Coder and they will literally shit themselves as they throw money, contracts, and women at him. All part of the plan you see. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All of the above Except for the sodomy. While I understand it is a great way to both tenderize and season, I don't much care for having to shave. I prefer a good dry rub instead. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your link is broken you need to change 'story' in your link to 'comments' elsewise everyone except you only sees 'Sorry I am unable to find that story'. You really should consider submitting your article again. I believe the troll problem has been fixed and I'm sure that the regular members of Kuro5hin.org would be happy to give your submission all the attention it deserves. Place it in the Edit queue so that our members can give you feedback on 'polishing' up your work to K5 standards. If you have any other problems you can always email the moderators editors@kuro5hin.org. They are always willing to set aside time in their busy schedule to assist new members. For prompt service you should probably place 'ATTN: Rustina' in the subject line. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They were just talking about this bitch on the radio. She has a doctor and some other medical people monitoring her. They said specifically that she was not suffering from mental problems. She does exercises and shit even. Said it's like a world record thing she wants to do. Like I said, hey if she wants to do that to herself more power. Look at what the fucknutz around here do to themselves and they don't even get any media attention or endorsements or anything. Fat is the new Black! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Good for her There are dudes out there that dig the THICK girls and since she was going to end up being a fat-ass white-trash whore anyways she might just as well go for the gold, cash in and enjoy it. Be all you can be. Go BIG or go HOME. Live Large. I'd tell her to start at that World Carnival Buffet at the Rio in Vegas - From pizza to omelets, sushi to teppan yaki, fresh carved meats to Asian barbecue, the Carnival World Buffet offers numerous dishes from around the world. Enjoy more than 70 varieties of homemade pies, cakes and pastries, and nine gelato flavors, all made from scratch. Oink Oink! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aw hell, I C&P'd that off the WCB site. Those family run places are often well done. You get a similar experience in places like San Antonio off the beaten trail where they have little family run restaurants where you can get real Mexican food not Tex-Mex. We also have a nice little place here in H-Town that is run by a woman that escaped slavery down in Columbia. I've seen her go after her boys with a spatula. Lots of times places like that treat you like a guest in their home, not just a customer. That World Buffet, the food there was alright for a buffet. They just got tons and fuckin tons of food. Like Golden Corral on steroids. So the bitch could get pretty fuckin fat in a goddamn hurry. I ain't really gung-ho on buffets but when I go to Vegas you know a couple can eat pretty decent for not a lot of money on them buffet deals they have. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 1 Girl 2 Tubs I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nightmare Fuel How would you like to have the job of wiping that ass? Seriously somebody has to do it. You know she can't get her big ass arms back there. I wonder if them boys of hers take turns or if it is like a two-man team sort of thing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More Gov't Intervention in our Private Sectors Tell Washington to Keep their damn HANDS OFF OUR ASS! I don't know about you but I don't want Obama dictating my ply or how many sheets per dump. I damn sure don't want to have to wrap an 'OVERSIZED LOAD' banner on that enchilada nite special! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Come now Bending over in the prison shower wouldn't cause you to get anally raped, it would only cause massive forced male bonding. Getting basic facts like that wrong doesn't inspire confidence. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I figure we'll do it the same way the Russkies did Sell off all our military hardware (Subs, Missiles, Aircraft Carriers) to the highest bidder, fracture into a bunch of independent countries and have a nice reorganization of what is left by organized crime syndicates. No worries. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Qualified and State of Texas certified Veterinarian. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He had the vasectomy done because he heard that the only things that come out of Texas were Steers and Queers so he didn't want anybody to get confused about which side he was on. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How tall are you again? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. FIVE FOOT NINE! GOD DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH! LOL, Good movie. But that Steers & Queers joke is a lot older. I can't count the number of times I was asked that when I was in the Navy. Yeah Yeah Yeah. And they always end up calling ya Hey Tex! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Those aren't pillows! Words of wisdom from Del Griffith: "Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs... " Del... Why did you kiss my ear? Why are you holding my hand? Where's your other hand? Between two pillows... Those aren't pillows! "Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?" "If they told you wolverines would make good house pets, would you believe them?" "Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago." "You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But he said it was Tapioca . . . I think I pee'd a little, just now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Listening to Ambient right now Because it's 'ambient' like ambient lighting I don't get distracted by lyrics and such. A nicely chilled plate of ambient. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not all women are your mom As much as you might wish it to be true. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HUGIN! You're Back! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pnart Sans Moose & Squirrel No Bull I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And if you were a rectal suppository? How now brown cow? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Resistance is futile They control the vertical, they control the horizontal. They see you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake. All the links you click to see naked chicks they are watching too. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. RON PAUL! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I still think you mistake idiot for fool If only we had simple fools for our leaders rather than arrogant idiots. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought about 'em I think they're delicious. Best thing is since everybody says strange food always "tastes like chicken" you can pretend you're eating just about anything. Have some fried T-Rex. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I notice I disagree with you about damn near every thing but in this, I cannot <3 it enough. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This here is a good way to prepare corn tortillas. Texican food is awesome. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like the Kardashians and Jersey Shore, and the Palins, and Ice T, and damn looks like an entire industry devoted to the practice. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You've been consuming too much Advertising 47 ain't old, you're just middle-age. You can snag a 30+ for babies and whatnot but you need to get your head screwed on straight. A kid needs a father not a crusader. You (and any potential progeny of yours) are better off with you birthing your offspring via code rather than biologically. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well good for you, have a star I am a father and based on your writings here I'm not so sure. But it doesn't matter what I think, you don't need a license or permission or anything. You don't even have to be really all that young either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand I'm like this in real life. Unlike my online persona. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I wish we could have those cute bunny emoticons here on k5. That would be sweet! BTW what language is ? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds delicious! I'd like some Stir fired wikipedia, a bowl of Week beats the fish soup and a plate of Goo Wee Chick. Of course half an hour later I'll just be hungry again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't forget to take her a CD also, it would be helpful to your case to print out your essays and have her read them. There is absolutely no way she could think you were disabled after reading your exceptional essays. You might want to regale her with the injustice you suffered at the hands of those Ignorant Motherfuckers who shall remain nameless. I believe it would also be helpful to point out to her that although you take Adderal you do not get addicted because it affects you differently than others. Finally I think the most convincing argument you can make is by explaining to her in detail how you can cure others mental illness just by talking to them. I'm sure she will be quite impressed. All in all, I wish you luck at your appointment. I'm certain that it will turn out extremely well and you will begin the long journey to clean up corruption in your state government. I'm sad that this new crusade might delay shipment of WarpLife but sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Can you print drugs on them things? If so, boy howdy! Too bad you can't print out a job on it though huh? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Odd, I always thought it was Slants shit sideways. If you can wrap your head around that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man, your place must be a real shithole Knee-high grass, rocks and shit left laying in the yard. Dirt and hair all over everything. You live in a double-wide or what? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are, so yes? I don't know why you even bothered to reply but I enjoyed our little circle-jerk of pomposity. :-) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Morning Bob! Hey I got something for ya! Enjoy! I hope that ain't a gnome in panel 4. That's all fucked up right there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No matter what you do or say as far as kurons are concerned you are a pedobear, you can be a sadistic pedobear but you'll always be a pedobear. Just like Nimey will always be REN FAIRE WEDDING. It's your albatross. And after reading through all your comments, I think you'd be better off investing in a goat or two, chickens even. They don't give a shit about rocks or hedge clippers, they have cool byproducts like eggs & milk, and they are right tasty after they clear out that 6-8" grass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. After retiring I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The fear is that they need to be protected from the Hoi Polloi. But I think the people that Rich Fucks will increasingly need protection from is other competing Rich Fucks. When there is no limit to greed then THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should be prosecuted for fraud. You applied for and evidently received funds from a government program for which you were aware at the time you weren't really eligible. You can't blame it on the hospital people. They didn't forge your signature on the documents. If you felt you were being coerced you should have asked for an attorney. You still continue to recieve money to which you are not entitled. You are a fraud sir and you should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Then you should go to the police and file a complaint of kidnapping against them. Just because they wouldn't discharge you doesn't mean that you are not free to walk out at any time. You signed the papers, you collected the money. You can't pretend to be the victim here. Unless, that is, you are absolutely mistaken in your self-assessment and the mental health people are correct in theirs. You cannot have it both ways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe it is the right thing to do but you ain't going to do it. For the same reason you took that money. You can sit at your local hangout and type shit on your laptop and act all high and mighty and talk about what is right but you ain't going to do shit. Something or other will come up, you don't have enough stamps, you would go and get envelopes but you missed your ride, you stayed up late working on WarpLife and now you're tired. Got to sleep tite and not let the code bugs bite. You'll do it tomorrow, "I SWEAR IT" but just not today, not tonight, not right now. I got to fix this one little bug and check my comments. There is always something. I reiterate, you are a fraud. You took that money even though you say you don't need it. You aren't going to write any letters, you ain't going to do shit but keep taking the money and the easy way out and making excuses the whole time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I should give him a pass because he's been locked up? He says he didn't need to be there. He was "held against his will". He says he didn't and doesn't need the money. He says they 'forced' him to take it. If he's right then he's a fraud. Because he won't write any letters, he won't correct any wrongs, he won't do anything, he won't even get Warp Life in the App Store, ever. I'm not trolling, I'm not going to be an enabler of his fantasy life either. The man needs to shit or get off the goddamn pot. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ironman works for Starbucks? LOL Jon Stark(bucks) You know, I just don't get the appeal of Starbucks. Everybody knows that Dunkin' Donuts serves the Superior Cuppa. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS BULLSHIT? ALL THIS THERMOSNUKLAR WAR BULLSHIT THAT'S WHAT. SERIOUSLY, WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU PERSONALLY WITNESSED A NUKELEAR EXPLOSION? NO, YOU CHUCKLEHEAD, THE SUN DON'T COUNT. GOD MADE THAT AND GOD CAN DO PERTNEAR ANYTHING HE SETS HIS MIND TO. YES ASSHOLE, THAT MEANS HE CAN MAKE A SAMMICH SO BIG, JUICY, & DELICIOUS THAT HE CAN'T EVEN EAT IT BUT HE STILL COULD IF HE WAS HUNGRY ENOUGH. NOW THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX WITH HELP FROM THAT WALT DISNEY "CLAIMS" THAT THEY BUILT A NUKING BOMB THING. HELL THEY SAID THEY DONE WENT AND BUILT TWO OF THE BASTARDS. BUT I AIN'T NEVER SEEN ONE GO OFF HAVE YOU? I EVEN HAVE A RELATIVE THAT WAS OVER THERE IN WWII, HE JUMPED ON CORRIGEIDOR AND HE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT, I THINK IT IS ALL A CROCK A SHIT TO KEEP PRAYER OUT OF SCHOLS AND MAKE PEOPLE AFRAID OF MUTANT ZOMBIES RISING FROM THE GRAVE BUT MUTANTATIONS ARE LEIK EVOLUTION WHICH IS A GODDAMN YANKEE LIBERAL LIE BY GOD. I SAW THEM THERE TEST PITCHURS BUT ALL THAT COULDA BEEN PHOTOSHOPED OR AIRBRUSHED CAUSE THEY CAN AIRBRUSH AND MAKE IT LIKE AN UGLY WOMAN IS SO SKINNY AND HOT, THE SWEAT RUNNING DOWN BETWEEN HER TAN BREASTS ND DOWN HER LONG TANNED LEGS AND I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WHITTLE SOME BUT BELIEVE ME THERE AIN'T NO SUCH A THING AS A NUCLEAR BOMB IT'S ALL HORSEHIT, IF THEY WERE REAL THEN GOD WOULD OF CHUCKED A COUPLE AT THE ROMANS THEM BASTARDS. Second Best Alternative after killing oneself of course, is just STOP WATCHING MOVIES. Seriously if you stupid sheep pricks would stop paying for the privilege of consuming the raw sewage disgorged by the gaping anus of Hollywood then everyone would benefit. Read a book, go hiking, have sex with a beautiful (or even just decent-looking) woman beneath the stars. Build something, fix something, paint, draw, create. Posted with a MacBook. Not mine, it's "borrowed". Fuck if these things don't SUCK! At least it has a terminal. It's kind of ironic that I typed the above advice on another shit peice of consumerist pablum, I should go kill myself! Or is it? What the fuck does ironic even mean? Is it a word? Where do yuo like to score good shit when you're in Vegas? EVERYBODY IS GONE! YES! It is quiet again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm going to strip naked, paint myself blue, and live out in the desert. PRINT MONEY! USUFRUCT! I FOUND A LIZARD IN THE DESERT AND HE TOLD ME THE SECRET!!! I WILL TELL YOU AS SOON AS I BUY AN FUNK & VAGNER ENCYCLOPEDIA BUT THEY ONLY HAVE A NEW VOLUME EVERY TWO WEEKS WITH A $20 OR MORE PURCHASE AT THE LOCAL GROCERY. I'M UP TO CHINCHILLA TO CHECH SO IT MAY BE AWHILE IN THE MEANTIME I AM GOING TO RECALCULATE THE VENN-HYPOTENUSE OF 7-DIMENSIONAL HYPERSPHERE. WE ARE GOING TO NEED MORE BANDAGES PEOPLE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AGAIN? SHIT I DON'T LET THINK THEY'LL ME BACK NO MORE. ESPECIALLY AFTER THAT INCIDENT WHERE I WANTED TO RE-ENACT A PNARP DIARY I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Good Morning Kuro5hits! Wishing you Good Morning from Beautiful North Las Vegas. I don't really have much news. I'm here for a wedding, (not my own, some other poor, whupped, sum-bitch) which in this town is like saying you're here for breakfast. Speaking of breakfast, this morning it is RUM, I'm already on my second glass and it ain't even 9:00am yet. LOL. Everyone else is on Pacifica time I'm the only one from the East (wow, just wow) so I'm a couple hours ahead of everybody. It is fucking hot. Actually, it is about the same temp as it is back home in Houston but as you can figure it is a little different kind of heat. Still once the mercfury hits 100 then it don't make much difference nohow. Ain't done much of nothing. Been running back and forth from the house here down to Henderson most of yesterday. Didn't even drink anything so I'm making up for lost time. The Mormons will be down here tomorrow I reckon and they probably won't cotton to all that foolishness. Took the wife over to Mandalay Bay to play some slots yesterday afternoon, she's up $25 LOL. Went to the Shark Reef there because I saw on Discovery channel awhile back they had a Great White. Going to a show Saturday night after everything has gone back to normal. That is about the only touristy things I'll get up to. Mostly I am here to bestow my esteemed presence, get drunk, hang out with family, and eat. Speaking of which, it's about time for me to make another. God-damn how late do these fuckers sleep? Damn it's been a couple hours since sun-up already! Ain't no way to run a rodeo, I tell you what. Well there ain't much for dis-Cussing so what did y'all think about that debt ceiling shit? Naw fuck it keep it too yourself. God-damn if I don't feel like I'm a honorary frenchman now. Hell yeah, I'm a Democrat, I surrender. Shee-it. Oh well, a hundred years from now it won't matter a'tall. No, let's see, I know, so what do you do when you are in Vegas? If you never been what would you want to do? Is it hot enough fer ya? What kind of shovel do you recommend? Oh hell, y'all have a good day. When it's hot enough you don't need no lube. The sweat trickles down in yore ass-crack and greases everything up just right nice. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obama and the Senate just learned that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A little older school than that. "Rat Pack does the Fallout 3 Soundtrack" with a Ms Marilyn Monroe. It's awesome. Although the wife would probably like to see D&M. Her and my sister-in-law went to the "Thunder from Down Under" last time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Might go check that out People are finally getting up now and some want to go out and 'do' something. I ain't hiking, I know what happens to kurons when they hike, it always ends up either death or sodomy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, I'll be damned. Hey dawg, they all want to go out to the Red Rock. It was unanimous. We'll see what else we get up to. Later boys & girls. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHITTY MOVIES??!! WE HAVE "THE SMURFS" IN 3D AND I HEAR THERE IS A MOVIE BASED ON "ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ROBOTS" COMING SOON. NOT TO MENTION "INDIANA JONES AND JAMES BOND IN 'MARS ATTACKS'" CURRENTLY PLAYING AT A THEATER NEAR YOU! I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND $15 TO SEE "TEST PATTERN" IN 4D! I HEAR IT IS A 3.5 HR EXTRAVAGANZA! SHITTY MOVIES, PSHAW! CHIGGER PLEASE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ROCK 'EM SOCK 'EM ONE OF THOSE TOYS THAT WE SPENT MAYBE 10 MINUTES PLAYING BEFORE WE RIPPED THE ROBOTS OFF THE STAND AND TOOK THEM OUT TO BATTLE G.I. JOE (12 MOTHER FUCKING INCHES, THE 60'S WERE AWESOME LIKE THAT) IN THE SAND BOX OUT BACK (BY BATTLE I MEAN SETTING THEM UP AND TAKING TURNS SHOOTING AT THEM WITH A BENJAMIN PELLET GUN) WELL AT LEAST TIDDLY WINKS IS SAFE FROM HOLLYWOOD. MAYBE. I KNOW THEY WERE LOOKING AT DOING A MAJOR MATT MASON FEATURE WHICH AT LEAST I REALLY LIKED THAT TOY BUT STILL A MOVIE WOULD SUCK PRETTY HARD IT WOULD JUST BE COOL TO SEE SOME OF THE ACCESSORIES REALIZED. BUT I THINK THEY HAVE ALREADY SCRAPED THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL AND ARE DIGGING IN THE MUCK UNDERNEATH SAID BARREL. ONE DAY SOMEBODY (NOT AMERICAN), SOMEBODY HUNGRY, SOMEBODY DESPERATE IS GOING TO START PUTTING OUT GOOD FILM. IT'LL BE LIKE GOTH VS ROMAN EMPIRE AND ROMEWOOD IS GOING TO BURN. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I reckon she's from a land down unda Where women grunt and make thunda. Can't you hear, can't you hear their thunda? You better run, you better take cover. It's turtles all the way down . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. CHEEBURGER CHEEBURGER CHEEBURGER NO COKE! PEPSI! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NO SQUIRREL! CHIP! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fix your printer first It's jammed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS! MADNESS? THIS IS THE VATICAN! ALL YOU YOUNG CATHOLIC MEN, STRIP OFF YOUR SHIRTS AND REVEAL YOUR MUSCULAR MANLY CHESTS! UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS WE ARE IN FOR ONE WILD NIGHT! You still here? Somebody's gotta watch your back. Not now, I'm a little busy! THOSE BEHIND CRY, "FORWARD!" THOSE IN FRONT CRY, "BACK!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I ain't never been to one but I reckon if it's held here there is going to be an overweight basement dwelling male to hot babe ratio of like 250:0.3 And of course all of those males are going to be thinking just like you. Careful who you let fondle your Pokballs. Just saying. . . Relevant I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hammer, Spray Paint, Duct and Black Vinyl Tape Applied judiciously can turn any expensive looking bike into something that looks like it was cobbled together from salvage. Urban camouflage. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They would if Apple co-signs They also said the US would have to bring in the title to their car for collateral. "No more pay-day loans for you Mr. Obama! You want the money you take some of your shit down to the pawn shop." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Poppies and Cannabis for that good Afghan Blonde. Signature Behaviour: Sticky Sticky Indeed. o_O I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm done with the Internet for tonite That is it, I'm turning off the computer for today and taking a break. Kuro5hin.org the Musical Th-uh-th-th-uh-th-uh-thththThat's all folks! Cool, watching though I am reminded of one thing "SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What I should've added to this Diary I didn't think about it till I had already logged off but a fun game to play is try to identify which kurons are being portrayed by the participants. I kind of imagine the middle chick on the crutches is MDC and the dude on the skateboard is either trane or pnarp coming out of the blue like that with no deviation and the racing guy is obviously Jason. I'm not sure about the horse(cocks) on the tethers though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WORD I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably typed 'Helluva' and the helpful Apple spellcheck changed it on him and he couldn't be arsed to back up and fix it. I've noticed lately a lot of posts all over the 'net where a word will be that doesn't quite fit. I was confused at first but now I think it is down to the spellcheck feature. I don't really know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "down't already have iTunes, install it" FUCK YOU That is like asking, 'If you don't already have a sharp stick in your eye, go find one and jab it in there.' Again, FUCK YOU I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh Lawd I bet if you found out he did that HE'D be amazed. And a few other things besides. Oh Lawd, straight LOLin' here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have hit on the SOLUTION McDonald's New Happy Meal contains a healthy mixture of fresh farm-grown hand-picked sun-ripened fruit* breaded and deep-fried to a golden brown and dipped in a mouth-watering glaze of honey, cinnamon and confectioner's sugar. All served on a bed of Imitation Vanilla flavored Mellorine. *contains 10% real fruit and 90% imitation fruit-flavored product, artificial color, artificial flavor, and preservatives. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I may be wrong but I think that was his point. Too subtle maybe? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll give ya a 'Whoosh' allright I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. protruding tip: I think I better go shit. /nt nt = nice turds I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You mean to tell me you never heard of the Freddy Mercury prize? Given to the gayest group of the year most likely to give you AIDS? Under rock, live you must! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Another vote for calibre I use calibre, Sigil, and OO.org Writer or MS Word (with tidy). I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your going to have that problem anytime you have a mostly male professional group mixed with women. It ain't just the basement dwellers either. You know the guy gets out of the house, goes to the convention in some big city, his buddies are all there. Shit happens. I don't condone it but what you gonna do? Now the really cross the line stuff needs to be put down, nobody needs or deserves that but hell the women need to be assertive too. Anyways good on O'Really. Let 'em hang some fuckers in effigy and maybe we can get it down to reasonable levels. I have my own problems. I honestly respect every woman that I work with. I ain't lying. They are all smart and capable. But I always have to remind myself when I'm in a discussion or a meeting to look at their face. Because if I don't, I'll start talking to their chest. I don't mean to, it just happens if I let my guard down. And I ain't thinking anything either. Honestly, I'm not imagining anything. I'm focused on what we're talking about. But if I don't make a conscious effort my eyes will start resting on the bosom. And if they see that they ain't going to believe I ain't some fucking lecher mentally stripping them down and bending them over a desk. So I always try my best to make a mental note to maintain eye contact at all times. You just can't be too careful these days. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Advice on Courts The first thing you have to remember is that all them motherfuckers in there are all civil fucking servants. That is they are there to serve the civil, which means; of, pertaining to, or consisting of citizens. In other words all them ignorant cocksuckers are working for YOU. Don't let them forget that either. YOU ARE THE GOD DAMN BOSS. Don't let 'em push you around. Second thing is, FUCK the lawyers. Fucking lawyers. Bastards every one of them, take your money and fuck you so hard you won't see straight for weeks. Fuck a god-damn lawyer. You know the judge is probably a god-damn lawyer. The fucking prosecutor is a god-damn lawyer. They all eat up with fucking lawyers in there. I SAY FUCK 'EM! I know my rights. I don't need a lawyer. Hell, you know the guy you hire to represent you in court probably snorts coke and does hookers with the fucking judge on weekends. He ain't looking out for you. He's going to take all your money and bullshit you because he ain't going to piss off his coke & hooker buddy. HELL NAW! I tell you man, you just as well bite a grizzly bear right square in the ass before you hire a lawyer. When it comes time for you to talk, always take your time. It makes you seem thoughtful. When you do get around to saying your piece be sure and don't leave anything out. Remind them that they are WASTING your VALUABLE FUCKING TIME. Always be pointing and RAISE YOUR VOICE AT THE END OF EACH SENTENCE. This lets them know that you are absolutely serious. Everytime you speak say something like, 'I move for DISISSAL!' or 'Let's have a RECESS!' because, you know, everybody likes recess. If they ask you a question be sure that every once in awhile you plead the fifth. Even if you don't have to it really impresses people when you plead the fifth. Makes you look important. When the prosecutor is talking every once in a while holler OBJECTION! I don't rightly know what it does but it looks impressive on TV and you might get lucky. If there is a jury be sure and stare at them. HARD. Look 'em right in the eye with a stern look on your face. Better yet stare at them with a big grin. It'll unnerve 'em and they won't want to find against you. Finally, wear a hat. Judges love a man in a hat. FUCK A LAWYER! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Uh, actually, if you were to look in the Trust Fund 'Vault' you would see an I.O.U. written on the back of an Extendz package and initialed G.W.B. He-He-He-He-He I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well the man is Commander in Chief so I reckon if he got frustrated enough he could declare the Republicans in the House 'unlawful enemy combatants' and have the Marines take 'em down to Gitmo. Hey it's an option! Don't want to take anything 'off the table' so-to-speak. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't let the stress of waiting and worrying about cancer get you down. Be Proactive! Kill Yourself Today! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "She thinks I'm gay" Boy, will you ever be surprised when you find out she is right! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "So many people at K5 give me crap" Actually, only a dedicated few. The rest of us learned our lesson long ago. . . Ogg Frog Carnegie Hall Coding School in S. America The Secret The Software Problem The PRQ Server The beat goes on . . . You continue to do whatever gets you through the day and just don't forget to take your meds. You keep polishing that App my man. When you get ready to release it I honestly believe Steve Jobs himself will literally shit in his Chinos when he sees the Quality and Professionalism you have placed in this $3.99 App. It is going to be the Jewel of the App Store. I Am Absolutely Serious I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Of these three The only one that I have read is Greg Bear (Darwin's Children, Darwin's Radio, Anvil of Stars, Blood Music) and he's pretty good, he won a Hugo or two. Based on a quick wikisearch though ("He specialises in dark hard science fiction and space opera.") I will be picking up some Alistair Reynolds. That is exactly the kind of thing I like to read. Haven't read much lately. When I was younger I read voraciously. These days I have almost a TL;DR mentality. It's kind of sad because I realize that the time I used to spend reading books has been replaced with sandbox vidya games. Last book(s) (fiction) I read was Matter & Surface Detail. Gotta love that Culture. We need a "GSV I Am Absolutely Serious" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Huh? Conservatives are the ones that want to bypass due process (because it facilitates outlaws and hampers law enforcement), restrict my freedom of expression (because it is offensive or immoral), and deny my individual liberty (because I shouldn't be smoking certain plants or doing certain things with my private parts in private). Both sides want my money. One side wants to take my money and give it to the poor and the other side wants to take it and give it to the rich. Fuck every fucking one of ya, right or left. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm confused here are you talking about Breivik or Hitler? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is it true what they say about having to use an umbrella to walk around in China because at any time someone may throw a pot of old noodles, or dishwater, or even a chamber pot of urine and feces out the window into the street? I saw an article the other day about these street vendors in China and there was a picture with a woman boiling a pot of dogs. They had various other small mammals like rodents and such hanging about the cart. I imagine the cities in China must reek something awful what with the pollution, the urine and feces, cooking rodents, boiling dogs and cats in the public areas. I wonder how long before it gets like that here after Wall Street & the Tea Party gets through raping the country and cutting services and our economy finally collapses completely. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't think Goths got uptight over anything I thought that when Goths got upset about something they just curled up in a corner listening to Dashboard Confessional and cut themselves. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There all the same though right? They all dress in dark clothes and listen to that shitty music, wear eyeliner and skinny jeans. They all self-mutilate so no difference really. Unfortunately I never had the pleasure of patronizing Denny's late at night in the '80s, 90's, or even '00's. I was always more of a 'Waffle House' or 'The Kettle' kind of guy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They are all the same I mean No There there. Moody, dark clothes. Into that whole Twighlight thing of sparkly vampires and upside down crosses. You know all Gothy and shit. Eventually they all grow up and get a haircut and start contributing to society. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You seem to be quite informed on the subject of Goth. Were you perhaps a Young Goth in the '80's Harry? Did you terrorize the Denny's back in the day? Have any tales to share? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lenovo I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HELLO CHIIILLDREN! THIS IS 3-DAWG! I stopped listening to the Pip-Boy radio a long time ago. It doesn't really tell you anything you won't pick up from the numerous radios scattered about the map. It took awhile to get some of them songs from auto-playing in my fucking head as it was. Of course now I'll be sitting around and realize I'm thinking, "I got spurs, that jingle-jangle-jingle . . ." AUUGGHH! Anyways, as far as I know the PA always worked from the first time I started playing FO3. Seems like that was quite awhile back now. Funny how time flies. In fact I didn't have too much trouble with BUGS in FO3. Graphical glitches, oh man, loads of them. New Vegas on the other hand, I think I had to reload / restart several times before it started working right. I think I read somewhere the last patch fixed over 200 bugs. Wow, just wow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Advice still holds. It looks better when you don't have to turn everything down for your Geforce 6600 five year old PS3. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Curious, how many here that played it took kindly Mr. Burke up on his offer as opposed to those who sided with the petty authoritarian Lucas Simms. Would it have enhanced things if the Bethesda whores were maybe a bit more like BioWare whores? I wish I had more options to talk with the bad guys other than just 'There is a red mark on my radar, sniper rifle, Boom Headshot!. Damn, they had a damn nice set up here wish I could've sat down and had a cup of coffee maybe.' The one thing I hate is all the trash laying around to collect. Managing inventory is a pain. I finally just got to the point if it was ammo, weaps or health I took it, elsewise I just let it sit. I didn't use any chems because it was too easy to get addicted. I didn't mess with all that crafting either. You can still make a load of caps selling extra weaps and ammo. I'd of done Moira in a heartbeat but I guess she had a thing with that Merc that always hung around the shop. In NV I have Victoria as a companion and I get distracted hearing Felicia Day's voice all the time. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. People died and you're trying to be cute? what kind of heartless asshole are you anyways? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All you need is parental consent and a church in Las Vegas man. Ask Doug (51) and Courtney (16). It can work out for you. Then you will have someone to take care of you in your dottage. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IF YOUR WEBSITE'S FULL OF ASSHOLES, IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS IS A SOLVED PROBLEM If you run a website, you need to follow these steps. if you don't, you're making the web, and the world, a worse place. And it's your fault. Put another way, take some goddamn responsibility for what you unleash on the world. You should have real humans dedicated to monitoring and responding to your community. Whatever you do, NEVER, EVER, EVER, let the userbase moderate itself. That would be like allowing people to vote for their own government. Just asking for disaster. You should have community policies about what is and isn't acceptable behavior. NOT like a FAQ that every site has and no one ever reads until they violate it and look for loopholes. We need a EULA for our websites that has real teeth. - Let's see, 5 years and $10,000 is a good start. Your site should have accountable identities. FACEBOOK FACEBOOK FACEBOOK You should have the technology to easily identify and stop bad behaviors. Delete their files, close their account, and report their REAL earnings to the I.R.S. You should make a budget that supports having a good community, or you should find another line of work. CMF Fundraiser, Yacht, monocle polish, DailyKoS So, I beseech you: Fix your communities. You HAVE to! Because if your website is full of assholes, it's your fault. And if you have the power to fix it and don't do something about it, you're one of them. sections excerpted from the blog of Anil Dash via MeFi "poop"? seriously, you need a place to say poop? I don't think that quite reaches the level of discourse that we expect around here claes. Kill Yourself I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NEGATIVE I am a meat popsicle I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If consider at a small enough scale then nothing whatsoever exists except space and energy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Gundar Sven's foot (in Gundar Sven's Boot) Norbert was hunting one day when he seen a buck with the biggest god damn rack anybody had ever seen before. Only one problem, the buck was on the other side of the fence, in Gundar Sven's property. Still, god damn that was one hell of a rack. He didn't see any sign of anyone else in the area so he took the shot. BAM! The buck just dropped. So Norbert, he slicked hisself right over that fence slicker than coon shit on a pump handle and started dragging that buck back over to his side of the fence. It wasn't easy either, cause a buck with a rack like that was pretty fucking heavy but Norbert wasn't going to give up on this deer, no way. All of a sudden though the hairs on the back of Norbert's head all stood up on end when he heard a deep gruff voice say, "Vhat you tink you be do-ink mit dat deer hah?" Norbert looked up to see all six foot and seven inches of Gundar Sven standing there, arms crossed, as he glared at Norbert. Norbert said, "Hey man, I'm real sorry but I just couldn't pass up a rack like this. I know I'm in the wrong but I tell you what I'm willing to share with you. What do you say?" Gundar goes, "Hell, I could shoot you und take the deer for me self. You are the trespasser here und I don't like to share." Norbert pleads, "Oh please Gundar, man, come on we can be reasonable about this! Give me a break!" Gundar says, "I tell you vhat, ve settle dis like men. Ve take turns kicking each other in ze nuts und ze first man to show pain is da loser. Da vinar gets da deer. Ok? Ok! I go first." Well, Norbert didn't have any choice so he stood there as Gundar hauled back with his size 12 steel-toe all-terrain clod-stompers and SLAM kicked poor Norbert right in the goolies. The breath left Norbert, his eyes crossed then watered up, it took ever bit of will power not to double up in agony. It felt like he'd been slammed in the crotch with a fucking sledgehammer. It took several minutes but eventually he recovered enough to speak. He choked out, "Ok Gundar, my turn." Gundar smiled real big and said, "Dat's ok, I haf changed my mind, you can haf da deer." Whereupon he turned and walked away the same way he had arrived. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man, my dad used to do me like that when I was a teenager. "Wesley! The neighbor's car is missing, you know anything about that?" "Hell no, why would I?" "You know damn good and well why. So where is it?" "Shit Dad, I don't know, but if I was a lookin for it I reckon I'd look out around the Dam somewheres." "What the fuck would it be doing out by the Dam?" "Fuck if I know! Probably run out of gas or something." Man, I got blamed for everything! Thank god for the NAVY or else I'd probably be put away somewheres. I always hated getting accused of shit for no damn reason other than I was in the vicinity. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. National Geographic! I had a hard-on for Science baby! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Because we are at war and sending out the checks would be treason. 'Aiding and abetting the enemy' don't cha' know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interpretation: God: I R SAD, WHAT DO? Dancers: Uh, when was the last time ya got laid? God: Oh, couple of millenia ago. It was a one night stand. Lots of drama. Dancers: No wonder you're sad and cranky! You need to get your funky self down here and get your groove on. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IT are Professionals like Doctors or Lawyers. It was not expected for IT personnel to 'work' for a company like a common hourly menial. Rather it was intended that they would hang out a shingle and offer their services in that fashion. That or a group could form together in a group or firm and in that way offer their expertise. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "Whenever you feel stress, just go to a lake and look into it. Seeing the face look back at you brings you great comfort and joy. I did this recently and the joy and serenity I felt was overwhelming. I looked into the lake and saw the faces of my step-children looking back at me while I held their heads underwater. I feel so much better now." -Eugene Bernascone I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Shop Vac + Duct Tape Git 'R Done Boy! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I KNOW YOU WANT ME BUT I WOULDN'T RAPE YOUR ASS WITH A STOLEN NIGGER DICK I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "War Against Anonymity" The F.B.I. aided by ICE and the ATF have instigated a series of raids on Comic Book stores, LUGs, Basements, and Computer Science Depts looking for the elusive Anonymous in a Nationwide crackdown codenamed Operation Lardass. 'All these places serve as training centers for CyberTerror organizations.' said Senior Special Agent Stadanko, 'These people have no sense of responsibility, no sense of respect for authority. We are here to bring them to justice.' Government officials took this opportunity to remind the public to Be Afraid! Hide in your homes, buy gold, watch American Idol. In other news the Supreme Court voted the entire Bill of Rights to be unconstitutional. In the majority opinion Judge Souter wrote, 'This so called 'Bill of Rights' is obviously the writings of rabble rousers and against every right-thinking ideal we hold dear in these United States. Surely the Conservative Founding Fathers would never have attached this travesty to our beloved constitution. We can only conclude that it was slipped in somehow by radical socialist left-wing liberal muslim hackers.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh for fucks sake I'm too goddamn busy worried about the TSA groping my junk to be concerned about some Al Shishkabob fuckers getting their face a little wet. Priorities Deb, fucking priorities . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey What's going on? Everyday I feel one step closer to the Singularity. But I'm frustrated because miracles just don't happen anymore. Not like they used to anyways. A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.~Victor Hugo I'm not doing much today. I figure I would surf the net a bit, drink some shitty beer and then maybe play some video games. But before I did all that I just wanted to see what is going on with you all. I'd hit it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SURELY YOU MEAN Their '57 GMC Pickup Truck with the gun rack and the "Goat ropers need love, too" bumper sticker. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Talentless perhaps But you would totally do him amirite? Who is the little one, a pet perhaps? Will she deserve my special attentions? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh oh oh Taking love from you's like taking candy from a baby. But lady strange there is no stranger lady, no. Just you and me, we make love, good love. So let me know what lovin' really means. Woman please. I need you! I want you! Yeah! I need you. Oh you're so strange. It just doesn't get any better than that man. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Their logic ties me up and rapes me De do do do de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do de da da da Their innocence will pull me through De do do do de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true My mind, is going, I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think I read somewhere like NatGeo that Neanderthals were all Gingers. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not a reply Just hanging on your shoulder bro to keep from stepping in the shit Subject: Damn Pnarp, cleanup on Aisle 7! Body: LOL, anyways, here's something relevant to your interests I believe. Although unfortunately the limb in question does NOT appear to belong to Alyssa Milano. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pnarp seems to be really into feet though. I figured that would be like his dream come true. I didn't see any gnomes around either although that one hair looks a bit squirrly. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That other Palin chick wrote a tell-all and is going to be making a reality show this fall. Looks like the Palin family is trying HARD to 'Keep up with the Kardasians'. Trying, and as is their style, failing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bristol was on Leno promoting the book and she was telling him and Don Rickles (another guest) about how she lied to her mother and sneaked out one night to get drunk and subsequently lost her virginity. Leno asked her then if she later told her mother the truth or if she ever found out. Bristol said, 'Oh yeah she found out when she read the book.' Don and Leno both face-palmed. I have to admit that I am fascinated by Sarah Palin because she has managed to keep herself in the spotlight and there are many people who still take her seriously. You realise that before their first terms of office both Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton and Ron "Bedtime for Bonzo" Reagan were not considered 'serious' candidates for Presidential Office. I figured after the disaster of the 2008 election that Sarah would go the way of Walter Mondale and Dan Quayle. It just blows my mind that she still gets any attention. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And folks think we are a dysfunctional community See what we can accomplish when we all pull together! Or push, shove, stomp, beat with a club, whatever. The point is we are all accessories cooperating towards a common gaol goal. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Still Pushing Them Out Make sure you sign out when you leave your friends house. You don't want to tempt them into changing your profile for lulz. I first heard this joke told by Justin Wilson. It's still a funny joke. Just remember to pay this forward the next time you're having a bad time at the grocery store or the auto repair shop or when you're on the phone with tech support. How do you keep black folk from hanging around your front yard? The same way you get to Carnegie Hall. Hang 'em in the back yard. And that is how we first discovered Unobtainium. How do you open door? With my butt! Is it okay if I fap to baby Jesus? I know it is Steven and friends on screen but the dudes responsible for what is going on in that scene are Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriquez. Still I would bet it is a mock-up that the video chat was layered on to later. Then to porish the written to arter the engrish. No, I really haven't noticed it being snappier. It seemed to work pretty quickly before. I think she is talking about the huge gray 'floor' or whatever that takes up over half of what would be the 'desktop' on a PC. What's worse is that now it is blurred like fog. I like the white. On the other hand I don't really see that anything is better just a little different. I don't play Minecraft but I saw this and WOW that is some serious attention to detail. I am amazed he hasn't got the crew together and filmed a gag concerning inserting a catheter into his wee-wee or maybe Wee-man at this point. 12-year-old called me a "bitch hoe". How do I respond? Sue for $1.2M because she hurt your feelings. Well, when you say it like that it's a no-brainer. BRING ON THE WHORES! Of course, as in real life, you wake up the next day realizing that the whores were maybe not as emotionally satisfying. Although, if they were really good then we might have both. The military is a big organization and there are numerous jobs available that are non-combat. The pay isn't great but the benefits are pretty good. Hell yeah. I have three. A little bitty one, a medium, and a large heavy one. They all used to belong to my mother and (except for the small one) her mother before that. It's a cinch to clean and nothing ever sticks unless I get distracted! I just don't understand why Oprah Winfrey needs a tax cut. (I mean isn't she the high-income small-business owner they're always talking about?) Why is Boehner trying to hook up Oprah? Here's your sign! Eventually perhaps, but not just yet. Until then they'll just have to beat people the old fashioned way, for whatever reason they please. STOP RESISTING! They can bill me. And an Afro wig too maybe? Because it's a mouse silly, the tail (cord) should be pointing towards the user so the head can face the screen. How else will it know what she is trying to do? Where's Kuro5hin in the sea of trolls? If you could zoom in more you would most likely find the old rusty yacht and its zombie crew mixed in with the lifeboats NW of /. and towing a tiny rowboat with a strange-looking cow. How did it taste? Holy shit, they give you $11,000 in cash WRAPPED IN BACON!!! I don't always herp, but when I do, boy I freakin DERP all over that biatch! This is what I always imagined the streets of The Sprawl & Chiba City from Gibson's "Neuromancer" to look like. Now where did I leave my Ono-Sendai? I'm thinking that a lot of what you describe could also be applied to High Fashion. There too I often "don't get it" and cannot imagine someone actually expecting those outfits to be worn. Yet people will act as if they have just seen the second coming of Christ. Let's just say I'm not cut out for farming. The image of a Combine on top of the car reminds me of that one mission in San Andreas where CJ has to steal the Combine and the rednecks chase him down the road. He's got the mask and the cape, can't tell if he's in spandex though. I say the same thing about Halley's Comet but people still get excited every time it shows up again. People are so lame. And, as in real life, someone would create a window that was easier to climb in and out with the added benefit that it was easier on the knees and call it a WinDoor, charge several hundred dollars for it and label it revolutionary. When I was a teenager, I worked as a tour guide at a cave. In the room leading to the entrance was a map of the cave with a lengthy list of people that had explored and helped to create the map. One day another guide came into the break room very excited. He said he had met one of the original explorers of the cave while conducting a tour. He told us the guy showed him his name in the list of early explorers. He took us over to the map and said, 'See, here is the guys name right here at the end. Et Al. I met Et Al' Naturally, he was a bit disappointed when I told him that et al meant 'and others'. Achievement Unlocked: "Take Your Seat" 50G - Spend thirteen years riding the bus. That's when you say, "Well bless my soul, you know that women looks just exactly like my girlfriend I swanny. But now that I get a good look at her why I realize I ain't never a-fore seen her in my life. I do declare! Now if you'll just be a sweetheart and ring up my smokes I'll just git up on outta yore hair. Thank you, you're such a dear. Yes, call them or email. Also ask around the dorms, you can't be the only one using an XBOX. Someone there has solved this problem already. This has been going on for SIX YEARS already people. Since like not just the last election but the one BEFORE that! And all of a sudden it's a big WTF? Well that is certainly one way to defray costs and reduce class size. After reading the comments I can pretty much tell which folks buy the Monster Cables with the solid gold connectors and which folks don't. Just did that on my most recent system the day before yesterday. (Well, used the mini.iso but either way) Now I'm rolling in profit. It feels fine and lasts long time. I read most, not all of the comments and it seems to me that there is only one option left to you. You can't just quit. You can't run, because there is no where to hide. Only thing left to do is take out the boss leader and take over the gang. Well at least I haven't been seeing Headlines of the "UPVOTE THIS:" and "The __est ___ YOU'LL SEE ALL DAY". That's when you know it's all over except for the crying. So, what have we learned from this? If your country is having a revolution and you want people in the West to care then you need to beat up Anderson Cooper. It may be old but you have to admit, that is a pitch perfect face. WAIT, You're telling me incest is BAD? Well I'll be . . . I'm a Mac, I'm a PC... I'm an Ubunturd. Off the top of my head I would say subjects like Creationism & Homosexuality You can pretty much guarantee that bringing up these ideas among Liberals and Left Wing types will get you a litany of reasons why the basic facts surrounding these ideas are all incorrect. You will find extreme argument when you discuss the basic factual knowledge concerning subjects such as the proper role of women in society, motherhood, premarital sex, masturbation, climate stability, and why it is extremely important for America to not raise taxes on the job creators. It is as if these Liberals and Left Wing types are ensconced in a bubble of ignorance where they refuse to face the cold hard facts as given to Man by the Almighty. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm sure that Michael has a copy of all his 'work' on his broken Macbook and his XEON Super Soaker Server. All of it (even the pre-anon'd shit) backed up to six servers hidden throughout Caltech. I'm sure he would gladly burn you a CD. I am absolutely serious I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Start training Your dream date. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seth Green on Google Plus Last nite on Jimmy Fallon's show (About 30 secs in) Fucking LOL. "The best way to overthrow the Facebook giant is to offer something that is invitation only. Then everyone is like, 'WOAH WOAH! Why didn't I get an Invitation?! This is OUTRAGEOUS!' In queer-guy voice: 'Guys, guys, we only sent out two or three million invitations, I'm sorry. I tell you what, how about you check your email every 5 minutes and see if we don't send you an invitation? But the second you get it you better sign up because if you wait six minutes you're not going to get in, I'm sorry" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DELICIOUS CAKE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But seriously, "Brian and Holly Barnhart thought they were home free when they bought their Cape Coral dream house from Wells Fargo Bank - but the bank didn't even own the house." ~~~~~ "Charlie and Maria Cardoso are among the millions of Americans who have experienced the misery and embarrassment that come with home foreclosure. Just one problem: The Massachusetts couple paid for their future retirement home in Spring Hill with cash in 2005, five years before agents for Bank of America seized the house, removed belongings and changed the locks on the doors, according to a lawsuit the couple have filed in federal court." ~~~~~ "A funny thing happened to DeBary resident Russ Vas Dais as he was about to buy a foreclosed home: He learned the bank selling him the house didn't actually own it. "It was quite shocking to learn the bank didn't have title to it," said Vas Dais, "I just felt that there are a lot of incompetent professionals who aren't paying much attention." Yeah, them contracts are a real bitch. Even for the banks. And life ain't fair, lets cry for the poor put-upon bankers and real estate people just trying to make an honest living. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lol how much for yall.kin.kissmuhass.com I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't know 'bout Nimey but she said she is sweet on you Pnarp. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know fuck all about ants but I learned a tiny bit from kuron Beeguy about bees. From what I understand bees are nearly all female. The only time that males exist is when a new colony is forming and they need some dudes to compete to mate with the new queen(s). So also, in this Utopian society envisioned I don't really see much need for the male of the species except maybe periodically. When population needed to be increased they could raise a small number of boys (who would be able to impregnate a very large number of girls) after which I imagine the boys would be put to death. That or if not wanting to promote waste they could be converted to food. (For the sake of society you understand). However, it seems to me that with such advanced technology as this Utopia would naturally be assumed to have available that really there doesn't seem to be any rational reason to require males at all. So, I say TO HELL WITH ANTS, and TO HELL WITH BEES I think I'll just continue to be a selfish and hairless great ape! Oo Oo Oo Oo Wah AH ah AH! (Beats chest) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dad? Daddy! Why won't he get up? He's not getting up. Daaaaaaaddddeeeeeeee! This is how supervillans are formed. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tombstone Epitaph All those sound a bit better than IRL classes. Here Lies Sam, the Frito-Lay Man R.I.P. Bob from Shipping Tomb of the Dude from Corporate. Or am I missing something? Some kind of Twist? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Be sure you wrap it before you tap it. Thirteenth trimester abortions are a real pain. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Stick it in ze boot Nice find. You get a star with happy face for that. In green pen even. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You wouldn't have this problem of the mouse falling out of your 7-story LCD monitor if you didn't use Windows. If by chance you are forced to use Windows then please ensure that the windows are closed (and preferably locked) when you mouse down. You should also always check that you have a window open prior to defenestration or you may have to file a 'FORM 136478-ARCU UNAUTHORIZED GLASS ON FLOOR' Report. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think this guy knows a bit about being human+. And it appears that he doesn't mind interviews. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I kinda want to put that as my facebook status "Both succeed in talking to their own (which is easy, and even easier in America now that the Republicans have seceded from reality), but whereas the old Nazis managed to express pride and power, the Americans looked like a bunch of sore assholes who just had been fucked." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. O-O Fanboi detected "Because that's not what most people want out of a computer." How in the world can you have any idea what most people want out of a computer? And it's not what the iPad is supposed to do. Which is to make you look super cool because, 'hey look everybody, I own an iPad!' amirite? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Coming to a bookstore near you (If) I DID IT by Casey Anthony Coming to Lifetime, Oxygen and OWN this fall "The Caylee Anthony Story" Coming to HLN BREAKING NEWS: Nancy Grace: 'MY HEAD ASPLODED!' LIVE I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. PROTIP: STOP SNIFFING UR ANUS Also lava soap, hot water, and a long-handled bottle brush work wonders for that 'not-so-fresh' feeling. Get a friend to help you and it goes from a chore to slippery sudsy fun! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It was pretty neat . . . we had a renaissance-themed wedding Like this. Fun for the whole family. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The cakes ARE tasty but I like the pretty pretty sky-flowers best. Such lovely colors at sunset! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. MMMM Potted Meat I think Armours is the most popular but I prefer Libbys. I like warm potted meat because of the texture and spreadability. Cold potted meat is like silly-putty and you have to knead it a bit to get it on the bread. I like to put mayonnaise on the bread and a very thin slice of vidalia onion. No cheese. I often like to cut up habenero or serrano pepper and mix it in the potted meat. I mostly like it in a sandwich but I have made a dip out of it for crackers and chips. I don't do that often however because although I LOVE the taste of potted meat, the color is somewhat unappetizing. A tribute to Potted Meat Compare Libbys - Mechanically separated chicken, pork skin, partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, vinegar, less than 2% of: salt, spices, sugar, flavorings, sodium erythorbate and sodium nitrite. to Armour - Beef tripe, mechanically separated chicken, beef hearts, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, meat broth, vinegar, salt, flavoring, sugar, and sodium nitrite. See there is more chicken in the Libbys maybe that is why I like it better. I think I would enjoy wqatching a chicken get mechanically separated. I think I would also enjoy watching NIWS being mechanically seperated even more. I might even enjoy him in a sandwich with red onion and jalapenos. I would have liked to read your story on potted meat, unfortunately you are a link whore so I'm not going to click your link, whore. You know, MDC started posting here as a link whore first but then started posting his entire articles in the queue and got voted to +1FP and still included the links so he still got traffic. Nearly all of K5 became gay for him. Can you say WINNING? I knew you could. Another link whore, he did what you did and had an annoying catch phrase, 'NMC Y'all!'. Well, he has AIDS now and is shunned through out the Internet. That is LOSING. You see the difference? There is WINNING and then there is LOSING. I'm glad I figured out that Gnome is your code for 'Nigger' and I think maybe squirrel is code for 'Cunt'. I thought it was code for faggot but that doesn't always fit. 'Cunt' works every time. Either way it makes the little blurbs you post a little more entertaining. Don't bother denying that they are code like you did before. I kno0w better because I sent you a picture of a squirrel and you said, 'That's a squirrel?' in a way that strongly suggested that furry-tailed woodland creature was NOT what you meant when you said squirrel. I will send you some more pictures. I hope you enjoy the pictures I mailed to you already although the light was not good and it was kind of difficult to get in that position. Posted as reply because I didn't want to be buried underneath all that SHIT I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you for that useful information I suppose you don't own a television either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All this talk about Privacy After AT&T gets through wiretapping my phone and Apple gets through GPS'ing my location and Google and Yahoo get through reading my mail and Sony & Gawker gets through handing out my passwords and the County Clerk gets through posting my SSN online and the TSA gets through posting my X-Rays . . . Well hell, I figure I'll just be like them old men in the locker room and walk around all day with my junk hanging out. Ain't hardly got nothing worth hiding anymore. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know what happens when you say that three times in front of a mirror . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Turn that frown Upside Down. Less stress and you can play on the couch. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "A lot of you people need to get a life." "Parenting Tip: The term 'playdate' can sound too feminine for boys. Try calling them 'hang-outs' or 'come-overs'. Parenting Tip: Try calling carrot sticks 'Power Sticks'. A father at Caleb's swimming lesson said he liked my shoes. He backed right off when he saw I had pepper spray. Sad day. Caleb's turtle died. Coincidentally our neighbor's mother died last night. Be careful, these things usually come in threes. I'm not saying adoption is wrong, it's just that foster mothers won't experience the spirituality of natural child birth. It's just fact. Um yeah, hi, people who wear Size 5 jeans aren't 'trolls'. Um, attention rude Twitter people. If you harass me, not only will I block you, but I will report you to the @FCC. You people are ignorant." - Peanut Free Mom ------ SAVE THE PLANET! Too bad you're already engaged Holly. I found just the man for you. Did you enjoy this? Amazon said that you might also like this thing over here. Woke up this mornin' and grabbed my gun took a shot of a cocaine and away I run... Oh yeah, and you can rest easy. They finally caught that dangerous Nigger on the Lam! I knew you all was worried 'bout me. I could've got raped! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is it so wrong to stick a hose up your butt and inflate yourself with air so you can fart it all out? Yes, I believe that it is indeed very wrong. Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? Sometimes, you really really have to suffer for your art. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obvious troll is obvious I'm sure your wife is happy to know that as far as you are concerned she is on the same level as a decent meal and a glass of water at a restaurant. It's all about objective biology and reproduction. Love, partnership, mutual respect, none of that really matters does it? And I suppose also that by your logic when you need some sexual pleasure then it's down to D street you go because, you know, she's for breeding and not for fun. Give me a break and go jack off the Pope or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. hi ror I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is for this reason that I welcome our (soon-to-be) Chinese Overlords. I got to start working on my Mandarin Ching Chong, Ding Dong, Hu Flung Dung What you think of that there? Pretty good huh. I be learnin! And they say us Texans are full of shit. Well, the brown-eyed ones anyhow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why not? I did and got a coupon for 25% off any purchase over $100. Yeah it was a bit uncomfortable when they put me up on the rack right there next to the Glacier water dispenser but it sure did save time while the wife did her grocery shopping. The savings were fantastic and the service was excellent. Why there was hardly any tearing, nothing a couple wads of cotton batting couldn't handle anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I scrolled down and saw Lady GaGa & Steven Tyler and for a second there I was like WTF! What kind of shit did they get up to Abroad? Then I caught my snap. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Constipation is a terrible thing I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have quite a high opinion of yourself. I never said I was talking about you. I simply made an observation. You assumed that the statement was referring to you. Be that as it may, you don't have to be so defensive or embarrassed Pnrp. We've all been there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you want a nice dose of crazy just search the username 'wintersbutterfly' on The Pirate Bay. Is using TPB as his blog. I was looking for a (legal I Swear! officer) torrent the other day and came across one of his 3 page screeds, "Pedophiles in the CIA" 'My father was asked to spy on NASA by the CIA. I walked in on my father while he was wiping his semen of a three year old boy. I told him I'd call the police. He told me no one would do anything. I have scars in my testicles, and on the left side of my face where my older brother ripped my mouth open when I was seven. I play the piano without remembering learning because my father would fondle me at the piano while teaching me to play Jesus Loves Me. I am a recipient of the Zarrow Award for lifetime accomplishment. I program in C++. I taught myself. I wrote prgrams at my fathers lab in the 80's in machine code to interface and control the lab equipement with computers. And calibrate Analog to Digital using quadratic equations I devoleped. I have an IQ over 150.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So is you in or is you out? I guess I'm not cool enough for Google, they told me, 'Don't call us, we'll call you.' And here I am, with the browser and all the services I might as well get a barcode and a tattoo "Property of Google" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I laughed, I cried, I rubbed one out. +1FP I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While a RenFaire wedding is embarrassing Trying to fuck up K5 is like trying to hook up with Whitney Houston. While that might perhaps have been something to brag about a few years ago it is about as exciting as Del Griffith getting drunk these days. Further, to COMPLETELY FAIL at the attempt well, that's kinda like paying for a whore and a motel room then not being able to get an erection. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not sure but are you asking for help changing your adult diaper? A man of your girth may find it easier to strip off the whole thing and have a friend hose you down in the backyard. If you have no friends then an industrial grass sprinkler should do. The ones that go psht, psht, psht, psssssshhhht! Run a Shop-vac on reverse to dry. You can fill the bucket full of talcum to save time. Use heavy-duty staples to secure the clean diaper and you should be good to go. HTH HAND! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah I know just the kind of lawn gnome you mean, wink wink nudge nudge. ; ) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All kidding aside you know the ticket will be Romney / Bachmann '12 Slam dunk. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So how many times did you circle the block? You wanted to walk up and give her a good tongue lashing didn't you? Yeah, really tear into that girl. And maybe put her over your knee and give her a good spanking. Such a naughty girl, such a naughty naughty girl. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This comment is very weird I have seen similar, "I've never read 'The Onion'", I don't go to X or read Y. It sounds like you're saying you'd have to drive across town and maybe get your shoes muddy in order to see it. That or you're one of them folks that like to tell people they don't own a TV as if that makes you a better person or that anyone even gives a fuck if you have a TV or not. Either way all you have to do is type "www.4chan.org" in your browser and there you are. You won't get jumped by a wild pack of Niggers if you visit the site, nobody will take your wallet or your virginity and the only people that will know you viewed it is you and your browser. The best part is that you'll finally know just exactly what the 4chan thing is that Fox News is always warning you about. It really isn't that bad a place either. There is a lot of good discussion that goes on and some interesting and sometimes funny stuff. As you see, there are several forums there that cover various interests. There is the one forum in particular that you have heard about, the subject is 'random' and it is known as / b /. Now there is no telling what you might see posted in that forum but it is still not anywhere near what you probably imagine. 99% of it is pretty stupid, then there is a bit of porn, a bit of whimsy and a smidgen of OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HOLY FUCK! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's wrong with Captain Picard? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is the second letter in the basic modern Latin alphabet. It is used to represent a variety of bilabial sounds (depending on language), most commonly a voiced bilabial plosive. You're welcome. In other news, there is STILL a NIGGER on the LAM in my community! I have contacted the Sheriffs Dept and asked why they have not yet placed Fried Chicken, Watermelon and white women at key choke points in the neighborhood. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BREAKING, there is a Wild Nigger on the loose in my community! OMG! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is just the first stage Wait til we get to the Anger stage. Watch Out World! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SO, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? SEEN YOU HANGIN' OUT AT THE GYM. NICE WORKOUT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why, yes yes I am. What is YOUR excuse? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In the South you just drive your pickup truck around the Jr.High School and the Sonic drive-in. Take her back to your trailer. Six months and a few six-packs later you're common-law married. Pretty popular down this a-way, we ain't backwards like them cousin marryin' folks back East. We got us some Standards. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have a car, you're not poor. Gandhi didn't have a car. You're just a poseur. You need to go ahead and grow up. You're not an emo angsty teen anymore. Yeah it sucks you got kicked off campus but that was years ago. Time to move on. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's not all the cops fault. Americans are aggressive and competitive so they're going to try to one up the cop. You can even see that in trane's story. He was angry and upset after the little nothing incident talking about his rights and someone else in that position might have been just pissed enough to turn back after a bit and fuck shit up just to show the cop 'who was boss'. Fuck the Police indeed. What a nice Jainist point of view don't you agree? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Some peoples with similar dreams. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Before we get to the Singularity I have been seeing a lot of mention of the Singularity lately. N0574's series of Diary entries sort of kicked it off. Then Kurzweil showed up on the Late Nite TV talk circuit. Then there have been some FPPs on MeFi & Reddit. However, before we arrive I believe there will be a period of incremental adjustments. We didn't go from the Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk to Manned Spaceflight in one go. We didn't jump from Babbage's Analytical Engine to the iPad in one fell swoop. All of which reminds me of a cool story I would like to share with you, Bro. I often work with what some would call 'cutting edge' technology and some of what we do is cross discipline. Many would consider our work the stuff of Science Fiction, helping to bring the tech of tomorrow to the man in the field today. Recently, a young man employed in the construction trades here in Houston suffered a terrible accident in which he lost his right arm. It was quite an opportunity for us however, to test a cybernetic appendage that we had been working on. Now at the current state of the art we are unable to wire nerve endings directly into the control interface with the precision we require. We have made some progress in gross control using headgear that detects brain waves but again it is not precise. Surprisingly, we have had great success using Natural Language Processing. In order to experiment with this further we undertook to fit our subject with a voice-controlled cybernetic arm. Unfortunately, the experiment didn't go as well as we had intended. The subject was fitted with the arm and responded well during initial testing. He found it quite natural to give the arm simple commands to pick up objects like a cup for instance and be able to drink from it. He was able to open doors and after some practice he was even able to button his shirt. Our team was extremely excited and we decided to move on to the next phase, field testing. We allowed the subject to go home overnight and report back to the lab the next day. Unfortunately just a few hours after the subject left we received a call from Hermann Memorial that our subject was in the ER! Our team immediately rushed to the Emergency Room to see what had gone wrong. We found our subject in the ER, mildly sedated with a painkiller and covered in blood. Fortunately, he was lucid enough to give us an account of the evenings events. It seems he had gone home to his apartment and was able to prepare dinner for himself with little trouble. As he used the prosthetic he became more comfortable with it. After supper he decided to relax with a beer and watch some TV. It was then that things took a turn for the worse. As he was watching television he became sexually aroused and decided to try self stimulation with the experimental prosthetic. He commanded the arm to unzip his fly. It did this with no problem. He then commanded the arm to expose his penis. Again, it performed flawlessly. Of course now he was getting very excited and probably did not realize the implications of his next command which was to, "Jerk it off." The prosthetic did as it was told and literally jerked the man's penis off. In shock at the sight of his arm holding aloft his dismembered penis he screamed, 'Oh My God! Will you LOOK AT THAT!', whereupon the arm jammed the penis deep into the subject's right eye. In pain the man cried, 'Oh Oh Oh, Jesus! Oh Fuck me in the ASS!' Of course the arm responded immediately. It appears we'll be having to go back to the drawing board. That is a completely different joke and the version I heard involved a baboon purchased as a replacement for a guard dog. Same punch line. So did you hear about the blonde that shagged the mail carrier? Afterwards she gave him 5. He asked her what that was for, she said it's a Christmas bonus. You see I was talking to my husband about it last night and I told him I wanted to give you 10 for a Christmas bonus but he said, 'Fuck the postman, give him five.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They're custom built for us by a lab out West Aperture is the name I believe. They have a nice shop. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're obviously smoking some really shitty weed Or you forgot to wash your hands after you shit and the shit-smell is rubbing off on the rolling paper. If none of the above then maybe you should ask Bubba to use thicker condoms when he smuggles it to you in the lockup. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Protection orders can be a real bitch sometimes. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bend over and squeal like a pig. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where is GoT anyways? Ain't he a mechanic? Well, here's what I do... Open the hood. Stare at engine for a good 5 minutes. Reach down and jiggle something. Try it again. When it doesn't work, put some beer on ice and call Randall. Of course asking a bunch of trolls, LARPers and schizo-affectives on kuro5hin.org is probably a much better idea. I should do that from now on. P.S. If all else fails, you can always kill yourself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're just in the wrong place The half an operating system is still wildly popular in Iran. Ol' Makhamoud Ahmadickinjar runs it on his notebook computer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. kuro5hin4lyfe.org And Casu Marzu cheese, simply delicious. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I ain't sure what country you're in but Down here in the Land of Walmart I'd have to say she is looking pretty svelte. You might think about buying her a sandwich Del, a'fore them ribs start showing. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yet it doesn't quite catch the essence until it is served up with an order of SuperSize fries and a 64oz Diet Coke and consumed on the way to Walmart in a Chevy Tahoe with Rush, Glenn & Hannity on the radio. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now, is that something Coltrane would say? Or would he shrug it off and just go OM? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So, based on this here comment an offer of millions of dollars if I help some gnome in Africa I figure 'gnome' is your codeword for niggers. So what the fuck is 'squirrel' code for, a faggot? Nice Diary Dump btw, you should drink more coffee though. It makes the whole process go smoother. You keep that Hnnnnnngh! up and you're liable to pop a BV. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. By all means play it play the shit out of it. Just don't say we didn't warn you. Hell, you might like it. I can say it's not as bad as E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Enjoy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I had just bought 'The Wall' so probably Comfortably Numb or Run Like Hell, something like that. assuming you did, which, now that i consider audience, is pretty unlikely Hey, rape counts! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Download Firefox and Moroni kills a squirrel HEY WAIT A MINUTE, THOSE AREN'T MY HEADPHONES! Wow that boob is in a weird spot, wait that is no boob! What A Ren Faire brideZombie Tyler Durden looks like (in White Taffeta and other asst odds). Redneck double-team action. The Seven Deadly Types of False Christians. Getting into Heaven is very very hard. Everyone who tells you it is easy is a liar! The Bible is very clear on only very few people being allowed in Heaven: Matthew 7:13-14 "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." One of the reasons getting into Heaven is very hard is because there are many many liars claiming to tell you the truth while in reality they are deliberately seducing you into the eternal fires of Hell. Many people get seduced that way even though the Bible has a clear warning for it: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect." Some of these deceivers are obvious, like atheists, but unfortunately many of them are much more devious. They claim to be Christians while in reality they are disciples of Satan. False Christians kill your immortal soul. There is no bigger sin than destroying someone's immortal soul! (1) Roman Catholics Catholics are probably the worst false Christians. The trick they use to seduce people into a one way trip to Hell is to make Jesus appear like a nice peace loving Hippie. By ignoring the parts of the Bible in which God humiliates and utterly destroys His enemies they pretend the Bible to be a text version of the Teletubbies. And on top of ignoring major sections of God's Holy Bible they also added all kinds of things that are not even in the Bible like Maria worshiping, which is weird since Jesus hated Maria, and the worshiping of objects even though the Bible explicitly forbids that. Catholics call priests father, clearly a violation of Biblical law: Matthew 23:9 "And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven." Catholics forbid the priesthood to marry, but the Bible does not allow forbidding people to marry: 1 Timothy 4:1-3 "Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth." Quite the opposite, God demands us to get married: 1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband." (2) Mormons Mormons do not believe in the Jesus Christ of the Bible. The president and prophet of the Mormon church, Gordon B. Hinckley, made a very telling comment about Jesus Christ in a talk in Paris France on June 4, 1998: "The traditional Christ of whom they speak is not the Christ of whom I speak. For the Christ of whom I speak has been revealed in this the Dispensation of the Fulness of Times. He together with His Father, appeared to the boy Joseph smith in the year 1820, and when Joseph left the grove that day, he knew more of the nature of God than all the learned ministers of the gospel of the ages." (Church News, week ending June 20, 1998, page 7) Clearly if you take some random turd and call it Jesus Christ, what you do has no relation to true Christianity whatsoever. The Bible warns us for this type of false Christians: 2 Corinthians 11:4 "For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him." (3) Church of Christ Including variations like the Disciples of Christ, the United Church of Christ and the Christian Church. The Church of Christ falsely claims you need both man and God to achieve salvation while the Holy Bible clearly states only the will of God is relevant: John 1:12-13 "But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God." Most members even deny the existence of Hell! The Bible could not be more clear on Hell being very real: Psalm 9:17 "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (4) Jehovah's Witness In 1879 Charles Taze Russell founded the "Herald of the Morning" which eventually developed into what is known today as "The Watchtower Announcing Jehovah's Kingdom." Today this publication has grown to over seventeen million copies per month in over one hundred languages. Paper that clearly should have been used for toilet paper instead! According to the JW's, Jesus did not rise physically from the Dead. The Bible speaks of a literal and physical resurrection, but the Watchtower Society teaches that Jesus only rose from the grave spiritually. Their literature speaks for itself: "So the King Christ Jesus was put to death in the flesh and was resurrected an invisible spirit creature." (Let God Be True, pg. 138) The Bible is very clear on Jesus rising physically and not spiritually from the dead: Luke 24:38-39 "And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your hearts? Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have." (5) Lutherans The Lutheran religion came out of the Catholic religion and shares many of it's problems. Martin Luther: "A person receives absolution or forgiveness from the confessor, as if from God Godself, without doubting it, but believing firmly that his or her sins are forgiven by God in Heaven through it." Clearly a big lie as only Jesus and not man can forgive sins: 1 Timothy 2:5 "For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus" (6) Pentecostal Also known as Charismatic and United Pentecostal. Pentecostal Churches are known as "Jesus Only" Churches because they reject the Trinity. They could not be more wrong: Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost" 2 Corinthians 13:14 "The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the communion of the Holy Ghost, be with you all. Amen." They teach that salvation is initially faith in Christ, but then is maintained by a life of faithfulness and continuing to believe in Christ. This is self-righteousness and an insult to Jesus Christ, who shed His blood for our sins. 1st Corinthians 3:15 proves them liars: "If any man's work shall be burned, he shall suffer loss: but he himself shall be saved; yet so as by fire." (7) Russian Orthodox Clearly anything with "Russian" in it is suspicious all by itself. Russian Orthodox is no exception to that rule. And make no mistake, the Russian Orthodox Church is the second largest in the world after the Roman Catholics! The Russian Orthodox religion teaches most of the same nonsense as does Roman Catholicism. For example, it is a sin to use the same prayers over and over again. Yet the Russian Orthodox do it all the time! Matthew 6:7 "But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking." FW:Re: Antwort: RE: RE: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FW (3.00 / 5) (#1) by Zombie Kitten on Fri Jun 17, 2011 at 11:19:28 PM CST From: itsmehZombieKitteh93@hotmail.com To: schlouse@balltorture.com,rooster@aol.com,shorty@hotmail.com Cc: tufflovin1492@tripod.net,sexxxylady69@geocities.com,bhillybhob@juno.net, pnarp@pnarp.com, funkiegranny98@classmates.com, tdillo@kuro5hin.org, plarp@pnarp.com, mirko@gay.com, birdwatcher39@sbcglobal.net, an471994@anon.penet.fi, jerry@soc.singles.com, pattigirl@bigfoot.com, jordansmit@juno.com, tootsiemore@pobox.com, jerroddawg@aol.com HI GUYS< I USUALLY DONT FOWARD THESE THINGS BUT I READ THIS AND COULDN"T STOP THINKING THIS IS SOOO TRUE!!!1 READ THIS AND FORWARD IT TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU AGREE! pASS IT ON AND KEEP IT GOING!!! On Sat Jun 11, 2011 at 12:59:28 AM EST, Zombie Osama bin Laden wrote: >> IM NOT RASIST BUT I HAVE TO AGREE THAT THE BLACKS ARE RUNING THIS >> COUNTRY!! TOO FUNNY!!1 LOL! SEND THIS TO ALL YOURS FRIENDS AND LET >> THE GOVERMENT KNOW WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! >> >> -----Original Message----- >> RE: RE: FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: (none / 0) (#7) by lostincali >> on Fri Jun 10, 2011 at 06:02:54 PM EST >> >> LOL! >> >> On Fri Jun 10, 2011 at 12:10:08 AM EST, >> Wexel_Pixel@kuro5hin.org wrote: >> >> OMG! LOL! IF YOU AGREE PASS IT ON! FWD: FWD: FWD: >>COPY TGHIS TO YOUR >> FACEBOOK STATUS! LOL >>OMG!!!!LOL! From: tdillo@kuro5hin.org on Thu >> Jun >>09, 2011 at 11:59:55 PM EST >>Reply-To:tdillo@kuro5hin.org; >> rooster@aol.com; >>shorty@hotmail.com; sexxxylady69@geocities.com; >> >>tufflovin1492@tripod.net; bhillybhob@juno.net; >>pnarp@pnarp.com; >> funkiegranny98@classmates.com I >>DON'T GET IT? >> >>>>FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: (none / 0) >>(#1) >>by tdillo on >> Thu Jun 09, 2011 at 11:59:55 PM >>EST >>OMG! LOL! IF YOU AGREE PASS IT >> ON! FWD: FWD: >>FWD: COPY TGHIS TO YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS! LOL >> >>OMG!!!!LOL! >>TO:rooster@aol.com; >>shorty@hotmail.com; >> sexxxylady69@geocities.com; >>tufflovin1492@tripod.net; >> bhillybhob@juno.net; >>pnarp@pnarp.com; funkiegranny98@classmates.com >> >>An >>Apology To Black People >>By Zombie Tyler Durden in >>Culture Thu >> Jun 09, 2011 at 10:13:57 PM CST Tags: >>(all tags) >>An apology to >> black people... from a >>white person. >> To the entire Black race >> living in >>America, we, the Adamic, pink complexioned race >>(better >> known to you as the White race) that came >>to these shores from >> Europe, England, Scotland, >>Ireland, and Iceland, apologize for >> freeing you >>from slavery by fighting a horrible war among >>ourselves >> that cost the lives of almost two >>million of our own race. We >> apologize for >>continuing to fight among ourselves over that very >> >>issue, even though you've never told us you >>appreciate our freeing >> you. >>We apologize for >>splitting to pieces our entire race the world >> over >>to take sides with you to help you survive and >>become a freer >> race. We apologize for forcing the >>rest of the world to outlaw the >> slavery which your >>ancestors had practiced for thousands of years, >> >>even though many nations on your home continent >>still practice it >> today. >>We apologize for >>thinking we could civilize you when you >> have >>proven that it is indeed an impossible feat, a >>feat beyond >> anything we could have ever imagined. >>>>We apologize for introducing >> Christianity to you >>and dragging you away from the Voodoo you >> >>previously followed, although you have managed to >>sneak that >> religion back into cultic Christianity >>and our people have accepted >> it, which is >>witnessed by their animalistic whooping and >>hollering >> and stomping and screaming instead of >>respectfully worshiping our >> God as they ought to. >>>>We apologize for teaching you to add and >> subtract >>(what little you can), thereby enabling you to run >>a >> household and pay your bills (what few you will) >>and count your >> children other than on your fingers >>and sometimes toes when you have >> so many you run >>out of fingers. >>We apologize for providing you >> >>with medical care instead of leaving you under the >>witch doctors >> you used before we arrived, as a >>result of which you have been able >> to survive all >>sorts of diseases to multiply in massive numbers >> >>beyond what you could have without these aides. >>>>We apologize for >> building schools for you which >>we have had to repair over and over >> after you >>vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for >>inventing >> computers and the Internet, neither of >>which you use very much, but >> when you do use them >>it's mostly to bash our race. >>We apologize for >> >>building factories and businesses that employ you, >>if you so desire >> to work. We apologize for >>creating millions of bureaucratic jobs >> within our >>government system simply to give you employment, >>instead >> of leaving you to find work on your own. >>>>We apologize for promoting >> and buying your music, >>although you refuse to buy ours. We apologize >> for >>talking and acting as you do, although you refuse >>to talk and >> act as we do. >>We apologize for >>placing you in our movies and TV >> shows and >>elevating you to a fictional, heroic level that >>you have >> never reached in real life. We apologize >>for creating this false >> image of yourselves in >>your minds, for we realize after 400 years of >> >>trying to help you that you cannot solve problems >>and provide >> leadership and create original >>thoughts; and the image we've placed >> in your minds >>causes you to live in a delusional world. For that >>we >> truly apologize. >>We apologize for creating >>quota systems and forced >> employment programs to >>make sure you have the best jobs, if you so >> desire >>to work. We apologize for thinking we could >>educate you so >> that you could learn to build and >>help others, when you obviously >> have only the >>ability to tear down and take from others. >>We >> >>apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, >>with the result >> that for four generations over >>half of your race has not had to >> work, except in >>makesift type of jobs in our governments and >> >>bureaucracies. >>We apologize for promoting your >>children in school >> as if they could understand >>basic arithmetic and grammar, such as >> >>multiplication and past participles, when we >>should have made sure >> they were accustomed to >>manual labor so that we would not have had >> to make >>up jobs for them in our governments dusting seats >>with >> their butts. >>We apologize for developing >>farms in our own lands >> which you have never been >>able to do, and that to this day feed most >> of your >>race still living in Africa. We apologize for >>coming to >> Africa and building farms, from which >>you have now run us off of and >> have devastated >>beyond use, forcing us to continue feeding you. >>>>We >> apologize for creating the International >>Monetary Fund (IMF) and the >> World Bank (WB) and >>U.S. Government Foreign Aid Programs and >> hundreds >>of charities that funnel billions of our tax >>dollars and >> charitable donations to nations around >>the world run by your race, >> all because your race >>cannot take care of itself by itself anywhere >> you >>live. >>We apologize for giving you the right to >>vote so you >> could take over all our major cities >>and turn them into high-taxed, >> crime-ridden cess >>pools that no civilized human being can live >> in. >>>>We apologize for creating the term "reverend," >>which your >> leaders use to give themselves >>credentials and which their actions >> have >>denigrated beyond repair, with the result that no >>decent >> person would call himself "reverend," much >>less a Christian >>We >> apologize for trying to come >>up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the >> epidemic >>spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease >>that you >> created and passed on to us after having >>sexual intercourse with >> monkeys and then with one >>of our idiotic race-mixers who then passed >> it on >>to the rest of the world. >>We apologize for >>providing you >> with warm, custom-made garments >>instead of the animal skins and >> leaves that you >>wore before we arrived. We apologize for providing >> >>you with shoes instead of leaving you barefooted >>as you were before >> we arrived in Africa. >>We >>apologize for teaching you how to clean >> yourselves >>and your homes, and how to sanitize the water you >>drink >> to keep you from getting even more dreadful >>diseases than the rest >> of your race gets that >>still lives in Africa. We apologize for >> teaching >>you to cook your foods, which keeps you from >>getting the >> hundreds of parasitic diseases that >>your race gets that still lives >> on your home >>continent of Africa. >>We apologize for providing >>you >> with solidly built, heated, and cooled homes >>with grass yards >> instead of the straw huts and >>dirt yards you were living in before >> we arrived, >>and in which most of your race is still living in >>in >> Africa. >>We apologize for inventing sports so >>that you can make >> millions of dollars and live >>like kings, then kill and rape people >> with >>impunity, as O.J. Heisman-Trophy-Winner Simpson >>and Mike >> Heavy-Weight-Champion-of-the-World Tyson >>have done, as well as many >> others among your race. >>>>We apologize for producing such beautiful >> people >>for you to race-mix with, and if they won't >>voluntarily mix, >> you often casually rape them as >>if you were eating a piece of fried >> chicken. >>We >>apologize for building thousands of prisons around >>the >> nation to house dangerous criminals, of which >>your race makes up >> over sixty percent even though >>you're only thirteen percent of the >> U.S. >>population, and this at an expense of billions of >>dollars and >> manpower every year. >>We apologize for >>taking precious metals from >> the earth on your home >>continent of Africa, metals which you neither >> knew >>were there nor how to use them if you had known >>they were >> there, but which you love to puncture >>and cover your bodies with in >> the most tawdry way >>imaginable. >>We apologize for those among us who >> >>have established charitable organizations, donated >>billions of >> dollars and hours of time, and have >>devoted their entire lives to >> make life easier and >>better for your race, although most often to no >> >>positive result. >>We apologize for all the stupid >>White ministers >> whom your race has martyred in >>Africa where they were trying to >> evangelize you to >>a faith that you can't understand nor do you want >> >>to; yet when you claim to join it soon pervert it >>with the >> Voodooistic concepts you have inherited >>from your forefathers. >>We >> apologize for building >>highways and railroads and for inventing >> flying >>machines that you could never have invented but >>which you >> use everyday to move about, yet without >>thinking or appreciating >> their origins in the >>least. >>We apologize for paying the majority of >> >>both federal and state taxes, to maintain the >>governments which >> protect and promote you but >>fight against our own people at every >> turn. >>We >>apologize for some members of our race who worship >>the >> monstrosities your genes have created, such as >>Jacko the Wacko and >> Little Fruity Richard and >>Dennis Nutman Rodman and Don Electrified >> King and >>Daryl Coke-Head Strawberry and Whitney >> >>Whacked-Out-Screaming Houston and Cassius >> >>If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay and >>Tiger Adamic-Hater >> Woods and Whoopi >>Thinks-She's-White Goldberg and Oprah >> >>Interview-a-Nut New-Age-Goof Winfrey and Ru >>Triple-Freak Paul and >> Morgan >>Act-White-But-Hate-White Freeman and Sammy >> >>Convert-To-The-Christ-haters-Religion Davis and >>Colin >> Have-A-Black-Pet-In-The-White-House Powell, >>to name only a few. >>We >> apologize for defeating >>the major part of the communist threat which >> cost >>us several trillion dollars and hundreds of >>thousands of >> lives, but whose doctrines you still >>wish to have implemented on the >> backs of our race >>to further torture us and tear us down. >>We >> >>apologize for spending over $2 trillion dollars on >>welfare and food >> stamps in the last thirty-five >>years, funds which your race received >> the majority >>of, although you are a small minority among us. >>>>We >> apologize for introducing you to the rule of >>law under a republican >> form of government, a >>government that has gone abroad to keep your >> own >>warring nations from slaughtering other members of >>your race by >> the hundreds of thousands as they did >>year in and year out before we >> arrived, and still >>do every time we leave them alone and do not >> >>intervene. >>We apologize for teaching you to read >>a language that >> contains more than a few words and >>a couple of hand signs, which has >> allowed you to >>take part in our philosophies, our culture, our >>art, >> our industry, our collegial nature, and our >>freedom, even though as >> soon as you get around >>them you pervert them. >>For surely, if you >> could >>not read, how could you have learned the teachings >>of Karl >> Marx, Mao Tse Sung, Joseph Stalin, Leon >>Trotsky, Nikolai Lenin, >> Howard Zinn, the Damocrat >>Party, the Neo-cons in the Republicoward >> Party, >>and others who hate our race, and have brainwashed >>you into >> believing our race is evil and that you >>are severely oppressed? >>We >> apologize for placing >>you under the form of government that our own >> >>forefathers died to create, and for which you are >>helping to >> destroy, instead of leaving you under >>the anarchy you lived under >> before we arrived. >>>>For all these wrongs we've carried out against >> >>you, we apologize deeply and unreservedly, and if >>you will please >> accept our apology, we shall >>happily and immediately take back all >> of the above >>mentioned evils we have cast upon you and return >>you >> to your home continent, if you so desire. >>We >>would with the >> greatest of glee and cheer even >>provide you with a nice, little >> stipend for >>traveling money, if you'd go and take your >>race-traitor >> wives and husbands and Mulatto >>children with you. >>We have enjoyed >> having you >>here, but because you claim we've been, and are >>still >> being, so mean to you, we'd like to atone by >>helping you get back to >> where you came from. >>You >>could live in peace without our >> persecuting you >>anymore, and we could save ourselves trillions of >> >>dollars over the next few years by shrinking our >>governments and >> emptying our prisons. We could >>take hundreds of thousands of >> security guards and >>police officers around the country off their >> jobs >>and put them to more productive use, and we could >>celebrate >> our own culture without offending you >>anymore. >>Moreover, we could >> take the three-point >>shot and the forty-five second shot clock out >> of >>basketball which would return it to a game of >>plays and >> strategies, instead of the run and gun >>show our enemies have >> tailored especially for you. >>We could place the "palming penalty" >> and the >>"walking penalty" and the "charging penalty" back >>in to >> slow the game down to the point that defense >>and brains matter. >>We >> could place the "bump and >>run" rule back in football and have >> referees start >>calling "offensive pass interference" again, to >> >>change the game to one where something more than >>straight-ahead >> speed is what matters. The >>"taunting rule" and the "roughing the >> quarterback >>rule" that we had to implement because of you, we >>could >> do away with completely, because civility >>would automatically come >> back into the game. >>The >>race traitors of our race who hate their >> own >>culture and heritage could go with you, and we >>won't offend >> them anymore either. For after a few >>generations of mixing with your >> race they would >>disappear into the dark tar-mix which your >>dominant >> design-genes make up. >>What say? Do you >>accept our apology? Do we >> have a deal? Please let >>us know, soon! >>I may not agree with what >> you say >>but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck >> >>yourself. >>The stories and information posted here >>are artistic >> works of fiction and falsehood. Only >>a fool would take anything >> posted here as fact. 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DON'T FUCKING SAY "NIGGER!" OH SHIT, NOW I SAID "NIGGER!" FUCK I SAID IT AGAIN ... FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. White Power Senator Chris Harris protects white folks everywhere from being insulted by speech. Probably thought the guy was trying to sell him some oranges or something. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like what you did with that piece, it really kicked it up a notch. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd call that a huge flaw I swear, there is absolutely NO security built in to paper currency whatsoever. Whomever came up with this 'CASH' Ponzi scheme is a complete idiot. No accountability for the stuff at all. I simply refuse to trade in it. My financial advisor has informed me that paper money is a scam and the Government will be cracking down on it soon. By next year, it'll more than likely be completely worthless. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHAT FUCK U MEAN U GONNA DEFAULT? WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS PLASTIC CRAP NOW? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I THOT I TAW A TENTACLE! I DID! I DID! I DID TAW A TENTACLE! BAD OL PUDDY TAT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My mind is telling me NO! But my body, my body is telling me yes. And boy, I don't want to hurt nobody but there is something that I must confess to you . . . I don't see nuthin' wrong with a little bump and grind. No, I dont see nuthin' wrong ba-ba baby Hey! I dont see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. . . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There was an old man on a bus staring at this young hoodlum in the back. The hoodlum had pierced everything, colorful tats all over and sported a tall multi-colored mohawk. Eventually, the young man got tired of the old man staring at him and said, "What the fuck you staring at? You want a peice of me you old faggot?" The old man replied, 'I'm sorry, it's just...well...you see about twenty some odd years ago I got terrible drunk in the navy and fucked a parrot and I was wondering if you might be my son.' yeah I know you heard it before but it's still funny no matter who you are, that's funny right there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Shoot him, skin him, eat him and then put his head up on a pike as a message to the other squirrels. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. TL;DR, Kill Yourself, Ghey D-1ary Take a hike, die in a fire, choke on horsecock, get sodomized by NIWS, nullonate yourself, die by bukkake drowning. Oh, and have a nice day : ) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sir Paladin Channel to the Pedopriest rescue Yea, the Priests be innocent and each and every one of their accusers are demon spawn liars, probably closet Baptists. The poor victim priests so holy and chaste. These children should be crucified for their sins! Tell me Sir Paladin Channel, should we not submit these young heathens to the rack in order to gather a more righteous revealing of the truth? From what I understand torture is no longer considered illegal in the US. Perhaps we could get these little ones to RECANT, REPENT and be SAVED! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh great, you're a Mormon now? No, and you're not Church of Christ either so please stop defaming the good name of Jesus with your Pope worshiping Pederast Cult. "And they brought young children to Him, that He should touch them: and His disciples rebuked those that brought them. But when Jesus saw it, He was much displeased, and said unto them, Suffer the little children to come unto Me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God" I don't think that means what your priests think it means dude. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've seen this around recently, not sure where. There was a little more to it though I believe. Something like the more of an 'expert' at something you were the less able you would be to accept new ideas. Related to this, on MeFi they had a post about a study that showed if you had a bunch of people that couldn't communicate with each other giving their stupid, uninformed opinions on something that the most popular option was generally correct. The 'Wisdom of Crowds'. However, if you allowed the individuals to communicate or otherwise give them feedback about how others were voting then not only was the popular option generally wrong but it would be wrong by a large degree. Strangely, in the second scenario, the participants would be more convinced that the option they chose (with feedback enabled) was THE MOST correct than in the first scenario when they were just making a choice on their own. Even though the choice that was made in the second scenario was not only wrong but completely wrong. Oh well, in a hundred years it won't matter anyway. Immanentize the Eschaton! This way to the egress peoples! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sometimes I think that 'snapping' in a controlled way is helpful. It's not what I would recommend as the first thing to turn to but I wouldn't entirely rule it out either. Specifically, if you wait until you really lose it then you probably will not be coherent. You won't be able to articulate what you are upset about. You end up coming off as out-of-control because at that point you really are. On the other hand if you have a planned melt-down then you can use it to your advantage. Because then you can stay in control internally while ripping some ass externally. It can help clear the air. Still I would save that for last resort kind of thing. Drinking and Drugs are no good for stress. At all. You don't want to ruin a good high or drunk because you are all stressed out. Now a light buzz can help with stress relief, but think of it more as an adjunct. Exercise is the best thing for stress bar none. Even if, like me, you don't exercise. Even still, just riding around the block on a bike, jogging a bit, throwing some weights around, punching a bag, playing some hoop. Whatever. Getting up and moving and doing something where you exert yourself and can get your mind off shit that is the way to go. Golf, video games, fishing, that stuff may seem very relaxing and it is but it doesn't really do much for stress. You need to be doing something where you can kick shit, hit shit, yell if you want, expend that pent-up energy. For mild stress relief my go to is music. I have no clue whatsoever why it works. I don't listen to music as much now as when I was a lot younger but when I put the headphones on, crank it up, get the beat going, it hits a nerve or something. A good hour of jamming and lots of time I'm gellin'. Well, that's my two cents, take it for what it's worth. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What a night We got the whole floor together for a Lumberjack's Breakfast. I was giving my partner a Loganberry while he Bagged Milk. The lesbians from down the hall were spread-eagle on the floor treating each other to a Flapper Pie. The boys from 112B were sweating as the one was getting the ol' Moose Antlers while the other Toutin'd his buddies Poutine with a good Pemmican. I swear I've never seen so much Montreal-Style Smoked Meat! It wasn't long after that I lost myself in a nasty HOO-shum ending with a world-rocking Agutak! Girlfriend, I can't wait for Friday! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They released something all right. After all that straining one would expect a COLOSSUS. Something worthy of having blocked the way for so long. It is very disappointing to then turn and find only a small hard nugget of shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So are we still expecting the singularity? I mean, awhile back it was very easy to see it coming, systems were getting smarter, doing more, getting faster, and all that. Now it's like I need a quadcore to watch netflix? Everything seems geared to small, dumb, portable, limited-purpose machines tethered to the "cloud". Machines whose primary purpose seems to be to get as much of my personal information as possible while simultaneously trying to get me to order shit I never knew I needed. I heard the doomsday clock was turned back a bit, has the transhumanism clock also been set back? How can we transcend humanity at 140 characters per post? How do I help usher in the Singularity with a status update? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interesting. Now I just need to come up with a suitably stupid emo posting and get people to copy & paste "TRANSCEND!" to their status and we're golden. Sounds easy enough. I think I'll tell them they'll get a basket of fireworks to use in Farmville for each person that C&Ps. A Winrar is Me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. She was obviously mourning You see beavers are monogamous and they raise the young for several years. So this poor beaver was some other beavers wife so-to-speak in a natural union created by Gaia and not by ignorant techno-worshipers like yourself. People like you who want to enslave mankind in the bosom of cold steel watched over by machines of loving grace. Now this poor daughter of nature ripped so callously from her home for the mere 'crime' of trying to feed her young and family to never see them again. To never feel the warmth of her mates embrace, to feel her young suckling at her breast. Why couldn't the Ignorant Motherfucker have shared his home and wealth with the beaver rather than placing it in a cage and relocating it to some place more convenient to himself much like corporations place workers in cages and relocate them at their whim? You have failed as a human being as you realize now, 'tho it is too late, you should have taken the man's blood and offered it up as a sacrifice and apology to the spirit of the forest then taking his truck and ID, returned the lady beaver back to her home and family. Think of the poor beaver children, crying tonite, mother? mother? They will know no comfort. Yes, you have failed and you know now what you must do, like many a kuron before you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Reagan proved dehydration doesn't matter The government can simply open a tap and produce free water. There is no divine right of Big Utilities to produce water. Why are you such a slave to your kidneys? You have two, one to sell and one to eat! Don't let the Ignorant Motherfuckers tell you how to use your kidneys! Government should provide everyone a basic water ration and promote hydration by sponsoring spittle and urine challenges! We can pee farther people! Technology can create a urinary tract that could piss all the way to the moon! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He kept asking she just kept saying No,... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AND IF YOU ACT NOW! YOU COULD BE ONE OF THEM! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look out. Them sounds like fighting words. Where the hell else are ex-military going to get their welfare checks? Huh? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'SUP BROKE DICK? I SURELY DO LIKE THAT PRETTY PINK DRESS OF YOURS. WHEN YOU CUMMING TO SEE ME SUGAH? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So when y'all all pull out your 'swords' to joust with each other take some good pics. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Item 1 Enact a curfew and a 'shoot on sight' policy. Say like after 10pm. It doesn't matter which ones you shoot. If you shoot the white folk then there is nobody to rob so that solves the problem as well as shooting the black folk. Hell anybody out after 10pm should be summarily shot anyways. No good CHRISTIAN folks are ever out after 10. They are all already in their pajamas and are saying their prayers by then. Anybody out at that time of night is a hoodlum. - - - - God Bless The American Homeland! The TRUE PATRIOT knows that Freedom isn't Free. (But you can pay in installments) ONE Nation, Under ONE CHRISTIAN God, with LIBERTY and JUSTICE for all* *In participating locations only. Some restrictions may apply. Liberty and Justice not available in all areas. Visit your local government for details. Time for me to enjoy some freshly gargled White Power Milk I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not understanding the words coming out of your mouth. That is the solution to your Item 1 I don't know about the others. It's too damn bad you're a PedoPope-Proselytizing Catholic instead of a good solid God-fearing CHRISTIAN. Oh well, have fun burning in hell! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What kind of drunkenness? Are you talking about, 'Ahm not as thunk as you drink I am' drunkenness? Or perhaps the, 'WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT! WHY I'LL COME OVER THERE AND STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOUR ASS!' drunkenness? Or maybe you mean the 'uuuuuuuuuhhhhngggggg, oh thit, oh gawd, I swear I ain't never gonna . . . BLUUAARRRGGGGGHHHH, BLUAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, uhhhh, BLAGGGGGUUUOOHHHUUUHHH! ohhhh, drink aga..BLUUAARRRGGGGGHHHH!' drunkenness? I don't really know the answer to your question as I'm not much of a writer. Ask Pnarp, he's annoying but I bet he could do drunk pretty good. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At what point did the US Political system become decadent? I reckon about the time Andrew Jackson was inaugurated and he and his followers got drunk and trashed the White House right after forming the Democratic Party. It's been one great debacle ever since. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Naw, it's the food There are plenty of attractive people that go to church. But one thing church-goers do a lot is eat. They have pot-lucks, they have suppers, they have bake sales and such. Then you have church people tend to be family oriented and so you end up getting the family together around a meal. Add that to the fact that these aren't Happy Meals either, these are generally served up in large portions by women who know how to fucking cook (mostly). Plus they will always ask you, 'Are you sure you don't want just a little more mashed potatoes dear?' And of course there is going to be desert, often with ice cream. So yeah, folks that attend are probably going to get fat generally. Makes sense to me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A-MEN! BROTHER! AMEN! Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things. Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered! Join me! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you're theory is crap simply because there are a LOT of very wealthy people who also attend church. Now, I'm not going to go so far as to say that they are actually religious or that they even believe any of it. I'm just saying that if you look at the wealthy, especially conservative wealthy, then they are going to be in church on Sunday and they are also going to be fat and the woman on their arm is more than likely going to look better than anything you can drag up. People get this idea that the only church types are like Fred Phelps and his bunch and anyone with any sense stays completely away from it but that is not really the case. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know where that apostroph-e came from . . At least he's a better troll than you he has also got a bigger dick and that is saying something right there, I tell you what. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know what is really funny about that joke? Soviet Russia hasn't existed for like the last twenty years. So I reckon that in Post-Soviet Russia, joke is YOU! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, I have noticed that myself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is absolutely true Beverages - instead of a case of 24 you get 20, instead of 12 you get 8. Most everything that used to be sold in 16oz bags are now 12 or 11oz. Lots of things the price has gone up at the same time as the amount that you get of the product has gone down. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. bullshit that fucking cpi shit hasn't changed since december of fucking 2008. I got the paperwork right here what says so and i don't reckon it'll change this year either. it's all a bunch of shit and lies if you ask me. you just keep on believing the lies and all the rainbows and smoke they blow up your ass. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. lol, since you asked I just got back from doing some certifications and it is just funny as all hell because I know the people on the other side of the desk. We've all worked together, it's all ring-around-the-rosie that kind of thing. And I know after all that bullshit that they're going to take all that shit we had to generate and it's going to go into a file and they ain't going to even look at it again. It's all bullshit, we got bookcases with manuals and procedures that are over four inches thick. Who is going to read all that? It all pretty much gets made up as we go along. I reckon that it is not much different anywhere else either. They will do just what they want to do and they'll tell you whatever they think they need to tell you and we'll keep it up till the music stops playing. All I got to say is, you best be close to a chair when it does. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, 12pks are available you end up paying a higher price per beverage. They really push the 20 packs though. But you can get pretty much what you want if you don't mind paying for it. But that isn't the only thing. It was just one of the first that came to mind. I see it all the time, I have been seeing it for awhile. You know I don't know how many people look at the nutritional label on food items. I do and I compare. You start to notice things about serving size and servings per container. A lot of the packaging has gotten smaller I think because of shelf competition. But then I also notice when something that used to be 8oz now is only 7oz but at the same--or maybe in some cases a few cents higher--price. But who cares anyways? A hundred years from now won't nobody give a shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Trolled in Texas Sometime yesterday a psychic phones police outside of Houston, says there is a Mass Grave of children buried at this house in Liberty County. Local police, State Troopers, and the FBI converge on the house. Blood is discovered on the porch. Reinforcements are called in. Local media begin to report anywhere from 25-30 kids are buried on the property. People start freaking out. Sex offenders are rounded up. There is much wringing of the hands and gnashing of the teeth. Well then, today it turns out there ain't nothing there. No bodies, no grave and apparently no psychic. It's left more than a few folks perplexed as to just WTF is going on, not only in Houston but in the mind of the Law Enforcement people that started up a big media circus based on the phoned in 'tip' of a psychic. I had caught bits and pieces of the story yesterday but didn't pay a lot of attention I was kinda busy. But just a little bit ago they were talking about it on Channel 2 and I thought that is some lulzy shit right there boy. Of course the police and all are madder than hell now so they are "looking real hard" for the person that called in those tips. I reckon before it is all over There Will Be Blood. Even the god-damn Guardian heard about it. If that don't harelip the governor! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We believe in God! and also, so it seems, a neon moon with a lampshade. I tell ya, I got to wonder about folks like that. When they go out and see a crescent moon do they think maybe God took a bite out of it or something? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is the work of SATAN! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, he's right Except for the Walmart, the Post Office and the Rexall there ain't much there. Well it's got that blinking yellow light on the highway where the picture-show used to be. I bet if he blinked while riding through on a mule he'd miss it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. God darnit, channel, you use that tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. I tell you what, them's some mighty big words you be throwing around there. Best be careful you don't go and hurt yourself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You ain't got to be all that smart to be able to smell bullshit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They ain't done yet. They just gettin' warmed up. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Consequences will never be the same "She'll be on 4chan by the time she's five" I don't think that is something you would desire for your daughter, see Cracky-chan, Boxxy, Jessi Slaughter etc. It never ends well. Although . . . Ren Faire Wedding, so different strokes for different folks I reckon. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't believe people would condone a leaky Weiner as leader of the free world. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He didn't leak she just wouldn't swallow. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. practice saying, god, anthony, I'm cumming again you will surely make noise when I take you deep with me behind you can't we both watch daily show? Better? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a hard It's a hard It's a Hard And it's a HARD It's a Hard Rain a-gonna fall! How does it feel? How does it feel? To be on your own with no direction home? Like a complete unknown like a rolling stone ? I started out on burgundy but soon hit the harder stuff. Everybody said they'd stand behind me when the game got rough. But the joke was on me, there was nobody even there to bluff. I'm going back to New York City, I do believe I've had enough. She takes just like a woman, yes she does. She makes love just like a woman, yes she does. And she aches just like a woman, but she breaks just like a little girl. I don't want to fake you out, take or shake or forsake you out. I ain't lookin' for you to feel like me, see like me or be like me. All I really want to do is, baby, be friends with you. So long honey, babe. Where I'm bound, I can't tell. Goodbye's too good a word, babe, so I'll just say fare thee well. I ain't saying you treated me unkind. You could have done better but I don't mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time. But don't think twice, it's all right. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're everyone's problem . . . I don't like you because you're dangerous. I fucked your old man. You're a lot like he was. Only better... and worse. He was a natural bitch that one. Yeah, he did it right... Is that why you fuck the way you do? Trying to prove something? Yeah, your old man did it right. What I'm about to tell you is classified. We were in the worst dogpile I ever dreamed of. There were faggots like fireflies all over the sky. His ass was bleeding, and he had a terrible cramp, he could've went to the back. He stayed in it, screwed three more twinks before he bought it. You're a hell of an instinctive butt-pirate. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your money shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You're going to Top Gun. Remember, you can be my wingman any time. What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it? I want one thing though, when are you going to stop those jocks doing a fly-by on my tower? I want somebody's butt, I want it now, I've had it! Wolfman: This gives me a hard on. Hollywood: Don't tease me. Hey, Goose, you big stud! That's me, honey. Take me to bed or lose me forever! Show me the way home, honey! Whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway? The list is long, but distinguished. Yeah, well so is my Johnson. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Imagine Cheap Peanut Butter Not the good kind but the store brand that has nearly no flavor. The one in the generic container. The one that always has a layer of oil on the top. The one that is just a cut below Government Commodity peanut butter. That one. Now imagine it has been burnt to a nice dark brown. A shade reminiscent of Michelle Obama's skin. Add 1 Cups of salt. Stir until mixed well. Add an essence of fish oil. Just a hint. Spread it on a cracker. Sprinkle with a bit more salt. Eat it and savor something very much like Vegemite. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly told me Obama was a racist. So does that mean Obama opposes everything Obama does? Does Obama hate Obama? That would go a long way to making sense of many of Obama's actions. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I also support Cain I mean, we could really use a black man from Atlanta who is an expert in ballistics, hamburgers, pizza and dealing large sums of money. Gives me a real good vibe. Does he roll on eighty-fo's? Does he got candy paint drippin' off the do'? What does he know about switchin' lanes holdin' wood grain? Does he have diamonds in his grill mayne? Does he sip the sizz-urp or hit the purple drank? Voters got to know, so mayne tell me, what do you think? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We need an updated FAQ so that people know that when you have amusing shit like this it goes in the queue to be voted to the front page. The rest of the crap goes in a diary. I think the rule should be if it has to do with sex, particularly if it is embarrassing sex and definitely if it is sex that involves scatological processes then it goes to the queue. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Stormfront.org and Toddlers & Tiaras I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Have you signed your loyalty oath yet? I may have to have a word with the overseer about you. Your comments are troubling and you appear suspicious. Pick up that can. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have a breathtaking labia $ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I hear that The Salton Sea is particularly nice this time of year. Another good place for you to commune with nature might be Lake Karachay. A most beautiful site and I doubt you would be bothered by crowds of tourists there. Just remember to bring your sunscreen. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sing a happy song While you're walking, Don't let your head do too much talking. Let's keep our mind on Happy Things! Sarah sounds like trouble with a capital T and you know what that will get you? That's right! A Date with SATAN! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Copenhagen Long Cut Tastes great and it don't get up in your teeth as bad. That fine cut you end up with little black things look like fleas between your teeth. They got pouches out now too I think, I hadn't tried them. Skoal is like all menthol flavored tobacco - made by and for black folks and black-folk wannabes. They used to have something called Happy Days or something for the HS crowd. I think they mostly go for Kodiak now. Now-a-days they got all kinds of sissy flavored shit. Technically, the shit you put in between your lip is snuff. Chewing tobacco is like Red Man or Beechnut where you get a wad the size of a baseball and jam it into your cheek and you actually chew that shit. It has a really thick, viscous juice that you have to SPIT out. That's what the Ball players used. That shit is beyond nasty. I started dipping when I was about 16 and had the habit for like 26 years. A can of Cope was .75 when I started and about four bucks or so when I quit. Damn glad too. All my pants used to have a ring on the back pocket. My dad quit cigarettes but started dipping Levi Garret snuff. That is the kind of snuff that is a powder like from way back when they would get a pinch and sniff or 'snuff' it. It comes in a big brown glass bottle sealed with a cork, I swear they probably ain't changed the package since 1801 or so. He puts a bit into a little metal tin that he carries with him. That shit is not really nasty but more hardcore. Like some kind of crack tobacco. My great grandmother Ivy, she was from Utopia, TX. When she was a little girl I think they still had Indians riding around down there. Maybe not, but anyways. When she was in the hospital near the end the staff wouldn't let her have any snuff. My grandfather, her son-in-law, brought some dry snuff and put it in her cheek. She was sure happy. We had to dig up a Folgers can for her to spit in. When I started dipping my daddy told me he didn't mind but that I wasn't going to go around with my lower lip all pooched out full of tobacco. He made me tuck it down on the side of my cheek. A side-effect was that I could dip in school because the Asst-Principal didn't realize I was dipping. Of course I couldn't spit anywhere either so I just learned to swallow it. Another side-effect was that I developed a pouch in that cheek that kept getting bigger and deeper. After I realized that I was spending all that money and not getting any real pleasure from it anymore--it was just something I did all the time, a habit--I decided it was time to quit. I had tried to quit several times before but with no success. This time I locked myself in the bedroom for a weekend with a bottle of Vicodin and a copy of Morrowind and just quit. It was still two weeks before the cravings finally settled out and about three months before I stopped having thoughts about tobacco. Good times. TL;DR: Dipping snuff is in many ways deeply disgusting. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Chaotic Neutral $ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was just thinking if they had released when they were supposed to we could've played it under OS/2 Warp 4. Sweeet! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A couple of Bayer Aspirins and some Ben Gay will have you right as rain. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In that case you should probably say "Nobody fuckin' MOVE! Or I'll execute every last motherfucking one of ya! Put the drugs in the bag and don't try anything foolish!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I would ask if it was time for a Midol but that wouldn't be politically correct now would it? So I won't be doing that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mark Morgan has released the remastered and mixed full-bandwidth soundtrack from the "Fallout" games. I also seem to have the Test Drive 4 soundtrack but I think I ripped it off the Game CD. I still like listening to it even these days. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd be concerned, if 4 of 6 elevators are currently broken then what are the odds that one of the other two are going to break down while you're riding the damn thing? Will anyone care? Seriously, have you looked in the other elevators to make sure there isn't some MDC type usufructing his ass off in there? I mean it sounds like, 'Well the building is falling down around my ears but on the other hand would you just look at this connectivity!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "My father was a squirrel - so I've got my father's hands. And I always liked that." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you into . . . trains maybe? This guy could use a hand. And BONUS crabmeat! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lewis Black I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well it looks like Mr Sheen & MDC are leading in the poles and I agree that Charlie would make a fine spokesman for K5. (Not to mention the enormous quantitties of hookers and cocaine he could bring to our K5 Meetups.) However, I would like to give one last plug for Lewis Black. "He is known for his comedy style, which often includes simulating a mental breakdown due to an increasingly angry rant, ridiculing history, politics, religion, technology and cultural phenomena from the trenches. Black's style of comedy is that of a man who, in dealing with the absurdities of life and contemporary politics, is approaching his personal limits of sanity. " If that doesn't sound like a kuron I don't know what does. I also understand that he is a Jewish Socialist so he is already familiar with sodomy and horsecock. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Perhaps . . . Perhaps not from Leonardo da Vinci by Sherwin B. Nuland Vasari wrote that Leonardo had been a heretic, and more a philosopher than a Christian; some must have thought him a crypto-atheist; not a few of his notions were far from those of the Church [at that time]. This is the man, it will be recalled, who wrote, long before Galileo was accused, "The sun does not move." This is the man who also saw evidence everywhere, whether in the form of fossils, rock formations, or the movements of water, of the great age of the earth and of the constantly changing character of its geologic and living forms. Not until the studies of Charles Lyell early in the nineteenth century would there again be encountered a scholar who theorized with such clarity that the characteristics of the earth's surface are the result of processes taking place over enormously long periods of geological time... It was unpredictable nature that Leonardo saw as the creator of the ever-changing wonders of the earth, and he did not hesitate to say so: "Nature, being inconstant and taking pleasure in creating and continually producing new forms, because she knows that her terrestrial materials are thereby augmented, is more ready and more swift in her creating than is time in his destruction." Considering the political and economic power of the Church in that day and age, saying he "took Catholicism seriously and considered it worthwhile" is not much different than saying a citizen of Russia in the Post War years 'took Stalin seriously and considered Communism worthwhile.' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Does the Pope give you indulgences for all the white-knighting you do on K5? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, a white knight is someone who rushes to the damsels rescue. You're like the Chris Crocker of the Catholic Church. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've already made my point and you can armor yourself in Latin and climb on your white steed all you want, it won't change the truth. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's all lies you know they're talking shit as soon as they say, "The majority of first-time users become addicted on their first contact with the drug." I mean, sure there is probably some new cocaine concoction perhaps but most of that article has got to be bullshit to scare people. They always say, 'One hit and you get addicted!' They said that of crack, of meth, of heroin, and of nigger cock. Sounds to me like it is some kind of cross between Crack & Dip maybe. I wouldn't even believe the list of ingredients they give. Next time you read it they'll say oh its got rat poison and your grandma's stained panties. It's distributed by child molesters and the funds go to support World Puppy Kicking. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just wondering, what is so scary about kurons knowing who you really are? I mean, I'm not trying to talk you out of it, that's entirely up to you but I'm just wondering if it is really that bad? Do you expect retaliation, or are you someone really important? Localroger, GoT, a good number of others have their real name connected and I haven't heard of any badness coming from that. I've posted my name in my diary before and I haven't had any problems other than Orion Blastar linking to my photobucket. So I'm just curious. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Ok I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think some diary entries have gone missing that or I dreamed about reading k5 last night. If so, then it's time to increase the dosage. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Could you perhaps be a little more enigmatic or are you still suffering from shock and blood loss? What are these bad things to which you are referring? Did someone open the relic? Inquiring minds and clueless morans such as myself would like to know. Got any Links? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Does this have something to do with TDS's Diary? You think maybe . . . no, couldn't be . . . could it? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's all pretty simple The players mine for GOLD and collect WOOD in order to build ROCK, PAPER, and SCISSORS factories. After you get started doing that you can invest your GOLD and WOOD on improvements that make your ROCKS move faster or your SCISSORS a bit sharper. Then you get a bunch of your ROCKs, PAPERs, and SCISSORS together with a bunch of your opponents and let the computer roll dice to decide the WinRAR. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hitch-hiker's Toupe (nt) nt = nasty toupe I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think he meant short-dick Pnarp But, I was wondering, the other day you were talking about you got attention of undercover cops or something like that. What ever happened, if you don't mind me asking? You said you would update, maybe I missed it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If Fred Rogers was hopped up on Ecstasy and Adderall the result would be indistinguishable from your regular postings. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I rest my case. (nt) ..-. ..- -.-. -.- --- ..-. ..-. .- -. -.. -.. .. . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have several dupe accounts at 4chan if you'd like one. username: Anonymous. It's pathetic how much time I spend on that board. I'm like posting 24/7. MeMail me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you . . . . . . responsible for this? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Poor Keith Olbermann I think I heard her name mentioned on his show more than Fox. I wonder if he sits in front of the TV now, penis in one hand, highball in the other, screaming at the TV, "WOOORST PERSON IN THE WOOORLD!!!" All I know is that as far as Leno, Dave, Craig, Jimmies K & F, Conan, Jon & Steven are concerned this line up is looking like solid gold. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I wish that instead of throwing them away here they would bring in some new blood and seed them in other forums. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That would be okay I'd say just drop em off in the any forums you already tend to hang out in. If you fit in here then probably a few of them would also. That is if you have a lot of dupes to k5ill. If it is like one or two then it probably doesn't matter. Might make someone curious enough though to grab a free dupe and start posting. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ... of sobriety? Well that deserves a drink! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not completely worthless Could win you a search warrant. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Y'all just aren't properly understanding the heroic struggles that daily challenge those endowed with abundant adipose tissue. These people need our help and sympathy not our slander and ridicule. "There but for the grace of God and a BK Triple Steakhouse Bacon Stacker with Cheese Combo go I . . ." God help me I can't even keep a straight face I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes I can't stand the Evangelical Atheists either. Damn "Origin" Thumpers! Always all up in my grill an' shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He should've stuck to the plo chops. Then everything would've been cool. "Plo Chops" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WOW, I wonder which was the bigger blow to Maria. That he fathered a bastard(s) while they were married or that he only goes for unattractive bitches. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You must have inspired someone with your ideas OOOooo Lightening! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I gave you an upboat 'cuz you my k5 homie. But if you really want to get it seen on reddit what you'll have to do is one of: a) Turn the idea into a Rage comic. Then post it. I don't even have fuuuuuuuu on my FP anymore and I STILL see them damn things. b) Make a post like, 'My little 7yr-old/brother/sister/girlfriend/dog came up with this idea for an Earth Battery. How would we make it work Reddit?' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But there is the rub You yourself admit that you are not a scientist, that you have done "research" on Wikipedia etc. etc. It is going to be difficult for people to take you any more seriously than the man who decides that he has a carburetor that makes a car get 100mpg. Or the surfer who claims to have figured out the GUT. Or the guy who is convinced that his math proves that the rapture is going to occur on May 21, 2011. That is just the way it is. I honestly mean no disrespect to you but you are not the first nor the last that comes up with this crazy sounding stuff. What exactly have you done other than to go to forums and ask other people to do the work for you? I have read most of your links and have done some Googling myself in order to better understand what you are even talking about. No, I haven't gone out of my way but it was something to do while I enjoy a cup of coffee and there is some interesting stuff involved. Yes I make smart-aleck comments and have some fun with it because this is k5 but I also see that others have pointed you in some directions and I'm wondering, are you doing any experiments yourself? What do you have so far to convince people that this idea is NOT a joke? You know, Edison didn't write letters to the editor in order to get help to figure out the lightbulb. He tried all kinds of bulbs, all kinds of filaments. The Wright brothers didn't go to the pub to ask what the drunks there thought about heavier-than-air flight. They spent their time working with small engines, building kites, building shit and seeing what it would do. So, if you really believe in this idea then you need to do the work and go out and put some pipe in the ground and take some measurements rather than waiting for Mythbusters and reddit and for-the-love-of-god K5 to take you seriously. The burden of proof is on you Redcatblack. What do you have that is worth listening to and not just a waste of time? What else do you have other than wishful thinking and an MS Paint diagram? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was just thinking you know I ain't seen sye around lately, maybe she got ruptured but then there she was in the Who's Online. So the gang is all here and nobody rated the Xpress line. I guess that means we all get touched up by the TSA from Hell. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, lemonjuice ain't got shit on you (nt) (nt) no (massage) tonite I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What I'm really curious about is what role if any does the 7-dimensional hypersphere play in the capture of telluric energy? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Phone rings I answer, 'Hello?' 'Hey!' 'Hey Dad, what are you up to?' 'I was wondering, are you at your computer? Could you look something up for me?' 'Uh sure, what do you want to know?' 'What year was Obama born and when Hawaii officially became a state. Because me and Shorty was talking and I don't think Hawaii was a state yet when he was born.' 'Uh, yeah, let me get right on that...' That is my experience of "how older generations experience the internet". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think maybe you mean chaps not stirrups. Stirrups is what you put your feet in. Chaps is them there things what protects your legs. And down in Texas, it ain't called a six-shooter. It's called a six iron. I tell you what, in real life I actually do sound just like Hank Hill. Yea-up. I surely do at that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a gas, but seriously, if you want to know my opinion just pull my finger. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And you say iron like this . . . Arn. So you'd say, "... a cowboy from Texas, a-wearin' chaps and a six-arn, ..." Yea-up. That's what you would say alright. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. According to Facebook and Reddit Macho Man Randy Savage died for our sins and saved us from Armageddon. Thusly no Rapture. They are working on his beatification at the Vatican as we speak. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just realized while chillaxin and listening to Mass Media that while mention of the Rapture made it to K5 there was no mention of either Schwarzenegger's Love Child nor the sad demise of Randy Savage. Anybody else snapping into a Slim Jim while you wait to get sucked into the Great Beyond? And what about that Lady Gaga? Huh, ain't she a treasure? I tell you what. If you ain't ever been on TV then in America you just don't exist. Oh well, Leno is on. I got to put on my jammies, wash my face and say my prayers. -1 Not about DEVO I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like me, bucking the current I try real hard to be just like I am But everybody wants me to be just like them. They say, 'Sing while you slave!' But I just get bored. I ain't going to work on Maggie's Farm no more. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Doesn't count You need a reality show at the very least. And no, appearing on COPS as one of the suspects doesn't count either. BTW, you already don't exist. You need the media attention in order to exist. That's what the voices tell me anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Drinkin' Suckin' Smokin' Fuckin' you know, typical Saturday. Might decide to mow the lawn. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just 1/4 inch on the sides and a little off the top my good man. Part it in the middle. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Godless heathens worshipping Buddah and Confucious. The Great Hoover of GAWD probably won't get started till it hits where the REAL christians are, Dollywood and Branson Mo. Does your vacuum have the proper amount of suction? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hmmm I've seen this before but it was about Hitler getting his Xbox 360 Console banned on Live. Somebody isn't going around putting up fake subtitles are they. Oh the humanity! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know the last time they built this at our classified military base on Phobos it caused Deimos to completely disappear and a bunch of damn Cacodemons started pouring out of that hole. I'm not sure I can deal with that again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Get back to me when Stockholm responds /nt I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not really trying to start anything channel but you just don't get it. Okay, it isn't so much that the priest is a perverted piece of shit, you are probably correct that there are maybe as many of them in the Church as there are in the General Population. Fine. BUT you see, right here is the PROBLEM: ...in a case that church officials learned about in December but didn't report to police until last week. You see, the Church is PROTECTING them and has a history of protecting them. I'm not asking them to be burned at the stake, crucified or any of the other punishments for which the Church is famous. I'm just asking that when they hear about these fuckers they turn them over to the proper authorities rather than going out of their way to hide them, move them, gag the victims and all that. And further, until they do, ALL Catholics are going to be tainted by their affiliation with the Church. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll say one more thing then I'm done. because I know you're going to comeback swinging on what I said about logic and feelings, but you know, . . . and YOU KNOW (in your heart because you are probably a decent person) that this isn't about logic or anything like that. This is about what is right and what is wrong. And here is this Organization, . . . this world-wide global organization that has as one of it's primary purposes upholding what is right and moral and good. But what these priests are doing is wrong and instead of denouncing it they and you and the rest of your entire CULT is protecting these child molesters and therefore YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not just my view but the general public's view And since when does logic have to do with how people feel about the Catholic Church protecting their pedophiles? I mean goddamn channel, you're even doing it. Right here, in front of God and everybody. You are as complicit in the whole scandal because you are defending the Church in this. On K5! I have no words. Believe what you want, believe how you want but quit defending the child molesters and those that seek to protect them. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "My word Q, what the DEVIL are you doing under that Aston Martin?" "Oh! Oh, it's you James. Terribly sorry. I uh well, I thought that we were alone." "We?" "Me I mean me, uh I, I thought I was alone. Listen James old boy, you won't say anything to M about this will you? You're a good man James." "Q?" "Yes James?" "Don't you think you should retrieve your trousers?" "Oh right!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have fuzzy memories of reading John Dvorak in PC Magazine before the Web and his OS/2 Boosterism. Every other article was OS/2 this and OS/2 that. Thinking about it, they had this Gene Shalit looking fellow with an Opinion article in there every month. I remember him writing that the 386/33 was server level hardware and it was too much power for anyone to ever use as a desktop. I don't imagine he ever used 'Half an Operating System'. Probably DOS 4.01. Where was I going with this? Where are my slippers? I'll be back, I think them damn kids are on the lawn again. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How many virgins are going to be required? I haven't seen that in any of your notes but this will obviously be needing blood sacrifices in order to get it cranked up and running, correct? We get a whole lot of people oiled up, dancing naked in a fairy circle around an obelisk and then we slit someone's throat with the obsidian blade. Lightening strikes, thunder booms and now we have unlimited power to run our MacBooks right? Where is Burning Man located on your maps? I'm thinking WOW that is going to be like the NiCAD battery of God. Oh well, it isn't going to make much difference after Saturday now is it? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think having a Facebook account automatically excludes you from participation. Among a whole list of other things of course. I figure if it ever happened, not too many people would hear about it because it will only be like a handful of people probably out in the middle of Bumfukistan or something. But afterwards, it is going to be one HELL of a party! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think that would have been better if she had had a ball-gag in her mouth. Much more Metal and I wouldn't have to hear her imitate the garbage disposal chewing through tire tread. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How do I shot Web? I feel for you man, that probably fucks up Corporate update of the CEO's Facebook status and her Farmville pretty bad. I bet it is Anonymous. You know I hear they are really bad about that. Has your company done something to piss off /b/ lately. That's got to be it. You need to install Zone Alarm, Malwarebyte's Anti-Malware, CCleaner, and MSE on every machine and run them all together. Then reformat and reinstall Windows on every computer then reboot a few times to make sure. Be sure all your drivers are updated too. See ya in a couple weeks! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pharmaceutical grade amphetamines And it doesn't matter anyways, hamsters are cheap and from what I understand, fairly renewable. I guess too, since we're not worried too much about prions and all that, you could maybe grind up the used hamsters to mix with their feed. What do I care. . .I generate all MY power from my chakra. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GOOOOD MORNNNING KURO5SHIN! Once again it's a god damn shitty ass Monday. MOTHER FUCKER! We got some IMF bonehead trying to fuck the chambermaid. Got the God Damn Cajuns over there the son-of-a-bitchin' Corps of Engineers says they just can't drown 'em fast enough. They gotta open some more gates. Endeavor finally got off the fucking ground. Who the hell knows if it'll make it back in one damn piece or not. I think NASA's budget is about the same as what I spend on oil & tires now. And that nigger is still president, well kiss-my-ass. Oh well. I got my coffee and I got my Lil Debbie brand snack. The phone is already ringing. Fuck it! Let's Git R Done! Here have a bog roll, I'd be careful of the seat the last feller din't have too good a aim. Be sure and wash your hands before returning to work . . . oh wait. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You cut close to the bone don't ya? I'd hate to bet you to guess how many dogs I got. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn straight. /nt I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I got overwhelmed right at the beginning OOOOMMM OOOOOMMM but the rest was okay. The soliloquy works well. I think I'd like it better laid over a beat something like Daft Punk or Oakenfold might do. The reeds are cool. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a Burger, not a damn filet mignon It's supposed to have a bunch-0-shit piled up on it. Now one can get all elitist and make a bed of watercress and ground mustard on whole-wheat or you can go wild and pile on bacon with cheese and sauerkraut. It's kind of like pizza in that way. Oh no, I would never put tomato sauce on my pizza, my god man, that would occlude the essence of the Italian sausage. And nothing but the finest aged Camembert. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Some thoughts here. I personally wasn't affected and of the handful of people I know personally that have PS3's they were only mildly annoyed and just went out and got drunk instead. Myself, I think Sony deserves everything it reaps because of the continuing bullshit they try to pull. But what is the most interesting to me is the fixation on Anonymous as an organized group of uber cyber-criminals. Might as well blame the shit on the Boy Scouts of America or The Feminist Movement. That makes about as much sense to me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't really mean that they are well known so much as it is silly to think of them as some type of 'organization' at all. I can see Anon getting a flash mob together, fucking over a 12yr old and her family, maybe going as far as to orchestrate a DoS. But I can't give them credit for this. The group that one sees as Anonymous are not the real players, rather they are tools being used. It could be anybody because the real culprits are not going to be saying. They will instead let someone else take the credit and the heat primarily because they are not in it for glory like in ye olde haxx0r1ng dayes of yore. These guys are in it for something a little more fungible. So Sony saying that they were hacked by Anonymous makes about as much sense as them claiming they were hacked by The Girl Scouts of America or The Ancient Fraternal Order of Masonic Wizards. In my day it was the Illuminati, the mysterious 'They'. Who knows what it will be tomorrow. Remember, there is no Cabal. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah, yet another member of the PC Gaming Master Race. It is funny though, those who never game look down upon those who do game. Then the table toppers look down upon the PC Gamers, the PC Gamers look down upon the console gamers. The console gamers in turn look down upon the handheld gamers who look down upon the phone gamers. And all of them looking down on me as I play with myself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are some good and bad episodes in all three seasons. These are some I think are ok, some I think are good, and some I think pretty well suck. Star Trek as an idea is still very current but as a television show it has aged about as well as the video games we played way back in the day. The memory is probably a lot better than the actual thing. I would very much recommend watching with the accompaniment of a mild intoxicating agent. Preferably Saurian Brandy but you know, whatever you have laying about would be fine also. I am not a trekkie or trekker either. I did enjoy the series, I was like twelve I think when I first started watching the show. I did have a friend in middle school that came to class with cardboard pointy-ears. He did the live long and prosper thing in the hall all morning. I didn't see him at lunch but I ran into him afterward and while he declined to discuss it I think he may have had an unfortunate incident in the boys bathroom. His hair and shirt seemed quite damp. I never did get into the other spin-offs series. I did enjoy the trilogy of ST II - ST IV. KAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN! I did see this last J.J. Abrams movie and I thought it wasn't too bad. I hope you enjoy yourself. Season I Skip The Man Trap Skip Charlie X Good Where No Man Has Gone Before * * * OK The Enemy Within OK The Naked Time Skip Mudd's Women OK What Are Little Girls Made Of? OK Miri Skip Dagger of the Mind Good The Corbomite Maneuver * * * Skip The Menagerie Skip The Conscience of the King Good Balance of Terror * * * Good Shore Leave Good The Galileo Seven * * * OK The Squire of Gothos Skip Arena (Dude in a cheesy lizard costume) Good Tomorrow Is Yesterday Good Court Martial Good The Return of the Archons Good Space Seed (What ST II:Wrath of Kahn is based on) Skip A Taste of Armageddon Good This Side of Paradise * * * Good The Devil in the Dark (I'm a Doctor not a bricklayer! The Paaaiiin!) OK Errand of Mercy Skip The Alternative Factor Good The City on the Edge of Forever * * * * * (I'm endeavouring, Ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone-knives and bear-skins.) * Skip Operation: Annihilate! Season II Good Amok Time * * * * Skip Who Mourns for Adonais? Good The Changeling (Somewhat responsible for both the 1st Star Trek Movie with V'gyer and later the idea behind the Borg) * Good Mirror, Mirror * * * * (Spock with a goatee) OK The Apple Good The Doomsday Machine * * * (I beamed them all down to the fourth planet. But Decker, there is no fourth planet! Don't you think I know that?) OK Catspaw OK I, Mudd ( trane's fantasy ) OK Metamorphosis Good Journey to Babel * * Skip Friday's Child Skip The Deadly Years Skip Obsession Skip Wolf in the Fold ( Jack the Ripper visits The Enterprise ) Good The Trouble With Tribbles * * * * OK The Gamesters of Triskelion Good A Piece of the Action (This is one of my favorites but it is pretty cheesy - The Mafia is the planetary government - Let me teach you a man's game, it's called Fizzbin) Good The Immunity Syndrome Skip A Private Little War Good Return to Tomorrow * * * ( Diana Muldaur was like my first ever TV crush ) * OK Patterns of Force ( Imagine if the Nazis had won WWII ) OK By Any Other Name OK The Omega Glory OK The Ultimate Computer OK Bread and Circuses ( This planet is ruled by the Ancient Romans but they have TV! ) * Good Assignment: Earth * * * ( This Gary Seven guy should have gotten his own show. He's like a time traveling James Bond. Also Teri Garr is totally hot in her pink & orange striped mini dress ) Season III * OK Spock's Brain (It ain't there) * Good The Enterprise Incident (Follow up to Balance of Terror - Kirk goes wild and Spock fingerbangs the Romulan Captain) OK The Paradise Syndrome Skip And the Children Shall Lead Good Is There in Truth No Beauty? Skip Spectre of the Gun ( Kirk and company get to fight it out at the O.K. Corral) OK Day of the Dove Good For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky Skip The Tholian Web Skip Plato's Stepchildren (Unless you just want to see TV's very first interracial kiss) OK Wink of an Eye Skip The Empath (This one to this day just wooosh over my head, I'm like WTF?) * OK Elaan of Troyius (Sort of a Pygmalion type story - The rain in Bespin stays mainly on the magnetic plain) OK Whom Gods Destroy Skip Let That Be Your Last Battlefield ( You've got chocolate in my peanut butter! You've got peanut butter in my chocolate! You MUST DIE!) Skip The Mark of Gideon Skip That Which Survives OK The Lights of Zetar Skip Requiem for Methuselah Skip The Way to Eden OK The Cloud Minders Skip The Savage Curtain Good All Our Yesterdays Skip Turnabout Intruder I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. God damn British They're the only people on the planet I believe that truly appreciate Sci-Fi. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sheen / Busey 2012 If we're going out . . . . . . let's go all the fucking way baby! Pedal to the metal with our balls out. AMERICA, WINNING! Also The Texas House has banned offensive security pat downs by the TSA. Well, it ain't law yet but maybe a step in the right direction. Keep them folks from touching up babies and little kids and whatnot. Now we just need the legal medical mj like what every body else has got. If'n you live in Indiana then you might want to check you may have a hollow spot where one of your rights used to be. The supreme court there says you have no right to resist the police coming into your home, illegally or not. And something else, this dude I ain't never heard of him, but evidently he's some smart bible studier and he reckons that the New Testament is purty much all made up. Imagine that. Anyways, he got him a book out called 'Forged' and you can read all about it. Unless you're illiterate like he says the disciples all was. Why don't we get drunk and screw? I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you. So why don't we get drunk and screw? Yeah now baby! Why dont we get drunk and screw? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He can be Prime Minister of the USA much the same as his current position, i.e., large and in charge. Although we do not currently have that posting it could be created. However, in the U.S. it would probably be called Secretary rather than Minister. I got it, Senior Secretary of Our Homeland Security. Very American sounding position and I am certain he would feel perfectly comfortable in this role. My fellow Americans, make it so! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That open cockpit looks amenable to plinking with an air rifle. You could be on the verge of inventing a new sport. They won't know what hit 'em, they'll think they just kicked up a rock or something. If they are really redneck then expect to see at least one driving with a root beer in one hand and a neighbor's dog or cat tied across the hood, 'Just like daddy' I wonder if GhostofTiber has one of them things? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More free than being remanded to the care of an oven obviously. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now there is a real man for whom to cast your vote How can one man contain so much sexy? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You sound bitter, kind of like this guy I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That would be funny. Put up some signs around town, "Fix your site rusty, you have to!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL the notorious M.C. - A Menace to Society Public Enemy #1 with a bullet! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's a jazz reference I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You'll probably see her again on CNN. Just look for "LIVE BREAKING NEWS FROM PARIS" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IF THE MOUNTAIN WILL NOT COME TO MOHAMMED MOHAMMED WILL GO TO THE MOUNTAIN The legend goes that when the founder of Islam was asked to give proofs of his teaching, he ordered Mount Safa to come to him. When the mountain did not comply, Mohammed raised his hands toward heaven and said, 'God is merciful. Had it obeyed my words, it would have fallen on us to our destruction. I will therefore go to the mountain and thank God that he has had mercy on a stiff-necked generation.' But then Jesus replied, "Because you have so little faith. I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you." Well I have faith and although I ain't got no mustard seed I got mustard greens and that ought to be good enough for Jesus. So I'm just going to stay right here and if that damn mountain wants somebody to climb it then it can come to me. Hell, I have a hard enough time climbing over the damn curb. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obliviously in a squirrel-manufactured toilet bowl where we feed you 99 burritos, corn nuts, and Indio beer. The really sad thing Bob, is that if you posted the full text of your stories here instead of just the little blurb with the link to your own blog, you would probably be a Kuro5hin icon. I'm talking localroger level celebrity. OMG! You might be puzzled thinking well why don't they just follow the link? You may not realize it but you are violating one of K5's oldest unwritten rules. With every diary you wipe your ass with a social contract that has been observed since the beginning of this millennium. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd like to give you a cramp. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you . . . ...threatening me? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Quiff . . . ...is a hairstyle that combines the 1950s pompadour hairstyle, the 50s flattop, and sometimes a mohawk. While "Iculate" is to "make smaller" much like your small penis. So I reckon you are attempting to shrink my bitching hairdo? I appreciate you giving me the pet name Borb by the way. But in case you have forgotten and I bet you have. (You should really be more careful, asphyxiating yourself while masturbating is going to catch up with you. Just look at your writing, clear indication of severe brain damage.) But regardless, you know that I lovingly call you 'Bob' as a reference to your unbelievably small penis. It is quite cute I must say! Like a tiny little garden gnome! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not only that but it was like a guy saying 'Here's a better way, BUT, before I can write it down for you I have to get the best goddamn pencil and paper I can afford. And then once I have that then I need to read everything I can about writing so I got these books in order to learn how to write really well. It's going to be awesome trust me.' Then he tells you all about this pencil he bought and what color it is and how the graphite was mined by little orphans in China. Then after a couple of days he tells you that you're going to have to wait some because he accidently dropped the pencil in the restroom and the lead broke. So he's got to order another pencil. But that is all cool because while he was eating at Denny's he got this idea and he's going to be working on that for awhile. But it is going to be so awesome. You will shit yourself when you hear about it. I AM ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS! Really, no one has EVER had this idea in the history of the universe and let me tell you about the universe, you know I wasn't always a programmer I used to study physics under Dr Feynman at Cal Tech which is known for its illegal drug lab and one time I was in the drug lab and I met Virgil himself and he took me on a guided tour of hell itself and he told me I was JESUS CHRIST but don't tell anybody because sometimes the Thought Police will come and that is a good way to commit suicide is by cop it is better than sex which I haven't had since the State of Maine came after me and I had to flee the country and my beloved Bonita and get a job at Apple as the best goddamn debugger on the planet and I don't know why you peons keep telling me what to do you are all just like my psy-docs you are all IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS and an Albatross around my neck and I just need answers to my questions not criticism because I already know the BEST way to do EVERYTHING but I need this thing over here this stapler, yes this red stapler I need it so I can tell you my SECRET which is going to win me the NOBEL PRIZE goddamit, if you don't believe me just read my essay on Schizoaffective Disorder I have had psychiatrists read it and tell me I am a genius and I can cure the mentally ill just by talking to them. I mean really I could teach you how if you would just listen but I am getting tired now because I have been up all night I don't sleep anymore I have these little pills that are made of amphetamine but I do not get high off them at all. THEY HAVE NO EFFECT in fact they make me calmer and so I can play the piano and give you a free music CD I think I am having a geometric vision I am dreaming and reading Kurt Vonnegut or am I don't think I am at home I am in the convenience store down the street and I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR!!! BTW Did I tell you my dad was in the Navy? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GreyGhost breaks a cookie open . . . Thank you Barack! But Osama is in another castle! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is fun nateo! You have something in your teeth You have many unique talents, none of which are marketable You will have "one of those days" for a year Today is a good day for a coronary bypass I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We have top men working on it right now Top men. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only good thing about Minecraft is that unlike Lego, you can't leave your Minecraft pieces on the stairs for me to step on when I'm going to the bathroom. Also, I don't have to hear you cry when your little brother breaks your Lego AT-AT playset you spent all weekend building. Although, the whole Herobrine thing was cool for a little while. The cool kids are playing Fortress Craft which is totally not a rip-off of Minecraft. Really, it isn't anything like it at all. Completely different. Why do these games remind me of Second Life so much? When do the furries1 take over? LOL, FURCRAFT! Extreme Yilf Edition2. 1Mature Naked Female Furry for N0574 2Mature Naked Furry for Pnrp I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dude you should totally go. As long as it's not YOUR Ren Faire Wedding it's all good. a) There should be plenty of alcohol and since many attendees will be dressed funky you don't have to worry about looking foolish if you get a bit drunk. b) Some of the females will wear those push-up-the-bosom dresses, ( I have no idea what they are actually called ), so you should have some nice tits to ogle. c) Weddings and funerals are excellent places to get laid. So why wouldn't you go? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool, I call it motor-bpt-bpt-bpt-bpt-bpt-bpt-boat so you would rather stay home and play WOW with your 'girlfriend' than go out on the off chance you might see a fat chick or two? That's all good man. To each his own. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sony vs Anon I think that I must be missing something somewhere. I had been hearing lately about Sony accusing Anonymous for hacking into the PSN and SOE and all that to steal personal info, credit cards, etc. I figured that was Sonys way of saying, "We don't have a clue whodunnit. It musta been those goddamn kids." Just a bit of CYA and smoke and mirrors. Then this morning I read how Anonymous has responded to Sony saying, "No U!" But the press and possibly the government may be taking the accusation seriously. Now this has me kinda perplexed. While I understand various groupings of individual people get together in order to do things for the lulz under the banner of Anonymous I don't believe there is some Osama bin Cockmongler organizing and leading the legion like some kind of nerd Al Qaeda. It's all like a flash mob kind of thing or fish swarms. Isn't that correct? Or is there some actual shadow, "very professional, highly sophisticated, criminal cyber attack" team that is a clear and present danger to companies on the Internet? Personally, I think some other organizations are missing the boat here. You know like back in the 80's and 90's when some shit went down you would have these little jihadists calling in and claiming credit. Like the Organization for the Free Ejaculation of Palestine*. Anyway, I can just imagine the lulz and trolling opportunity if say, someone called The New York Times and claimed credit for the PSN hack in the name of the GNAA. I'm sure you can take it from there. I mean can you imagine Wolf Blitzer bringing up Goat.se on the Magnatron in the Situation room and asking, 'Is this the man responsible for stealing thousands of credit card numbers from Sony online? CNN takes you DEEP inside the mystery of the man known as Goat See.' Why should Anon get all the credit? Oh well, just an amusing idea. Feel free to speculate, cogitate and ruminate. Hell it's Friday, what else are you going to do, work the rest of the afternoon or just fuck about? *pretty cool book btw. I read it back when it came out. I've read a couple that he did later but didn't enjoy them as much as Rogue Warrior. I love the whole story behind tying knots in your boots. I'm having difficulty parsing your post are you making a request for assisted suicide? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Right, I don't actually think it is Anon but the media likes their scapegoats. Anonymous as a brand sounds very sinister. More and more often and not just on FauxNews, I see Anonymous treated as some sort of Uber-Cyberterrorist Group. I find it amusing and just thinking that eventually real hilarity could ensue. You know, it's all fun and games until someone gets tased and waterboarded. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I shall keep that in mind for future postings however, when you say mature, are we talking "old enough to bleed, old enough to breed" mature or are we talking Golden Girls like Betty White mature? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh yeah, and what about naked dudes? I mean equal time for Redcatblack, HollyHopDrive, and Phil "the Bob" rp? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've said it before, I'll say it again Best cure for backed up bowels; Copenhagen and coffee. Pinch of 'baccy between your cheek and gum and a tall black coffee, (no sissy latte or whatever just straight up Columbian) will have your Cup* running over in no time. *two girls not included. Also, relevant? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think Slashdot's fortune is broke or something 1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1. % 1 Billion dollars of budget deficit = 1 Gramm-Rudman 6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number 2 pints = 1 Cavort Basic unit of Laryngitis = The Hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 6 Curses = 1 Hexahex 3500 Calories = 1 Food Pound 1 Mole = 007 Secret Agents 1 Mole = 25 Cagey Bees 1 Dog Pound = 16 oz. of Alpo 1000 beers served at a Twins game = 1 Killibrew 2.4 statute miles of surgical tubing at Yale U. = 1 I.V.League 2000 pounds of chinese soup = 1 Won Ton 10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes = 1 Microscope Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = 1 Machturtle 8 Catfish = 1 Octo-puss 365 Days of drinking Lo-Cal beer. = 1 Lite-year 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling Force needed to accelerate 2.2lbs of cookies = 1 Fig-newton to 1 meter per second One half large intestine = 1 Semicolon 10 to the minus 6th power Movie = 1 Microfilm 1000 pains = 1 Megahertz 1 Word = 1 Millipicture 1 Sagan = Billions & Billions 1 Angstrom: measure of computer anxiety = 1000 nail-bytes 10 to the 12th power microphones = 1 Megaphone 10 to the 6th power Bicycles = 2 megacycles The amount of beauty required launch 1 ship = 1 Millihelen % (1) A sheet of paper is an ink-lined plane. (2) An inclined plane is a slope up. (3) A slow pup is a lazy dog. QED: A sheet of paper is a lazy dog. -- Willard Espy, "An Almanac of Words at Play" % (1) Alexander the Great was a great general. (2) Great generals are forewarned. (3) Forewarned is forearmed. (4) Four is an even number. (5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have. (6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity. Therefore, all horses are black. % (1) Alexander the Great was a great general. (2) Great generals are forewarned. (3) Forewarned is forearmed. (4) Four is an even number. (5) Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have. (6) The only number that is both even and odd is infinity. Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms. % (1) Never draw what you can copy. (2) Never copy what you can trace. (3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down. % (1) X=Y ; Given (2) X^2=XY ; Multiply both sides by X (3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ; Subtract Y^2 from both sides (4) (X+Y)(X-Y)Y(X-Y) ; Factor (5) X+Y=Y ; Cancel out (X-Y) term (6) 2Y=Y ; Substitute X for Y, by equation 1 (7) 2=1 ; Divide both sides by Y -- "Omni", proof that 2 equals 1 % 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- it's not just a good idea, it's the law! % 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0. % 13. ... r-q1 % "355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!" % 7,140 pounds on the Sun 97 pounds on Mercury or Mars 255 pounds on Earth 232 pounds on Venus or Uranus 43 pounds on the Moon 648 pounds on Jupiter 275 pounds on Saturn 303 pounds on Neptune 13 pounds on Pluto -- How much Elvis Presley would weigh at various places in the solar system. % A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board. Terrified, they listened as the sirens got louder. Finally, one of the scientists suggested that since he was an experimentalist, he would try to fly the aircraft. He sat down at the controls and tried to figure them out. The sirens got louder and louder. Armed men surrounded the jet. The would be pilot's friends cried out, "Please, please take off now!!! Hurry!!!" The experimentalist calmly replied, "Have patience. I'm just a simple pole in a complex plane." % A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. % A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. -- Fred Allen % A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein % A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. % "A fractal is by definition a set for which the Hausdorff Besicovitch dimension strictly exceeds the topological dimension." -- Mandelbrot, "The Fractal Geometry of Nature" % A gangster assembled an engineer, a chemist, and a physicist. He explained that he was entering a horse in a race the following week and the three assembled guys had the job of assuring that the gangster's horse would win. They were to reconvene the day before the race to tell the gangster how they each propose to ensure a win. When they reconvened the gangster started with the engineer: Gangster: OK, Mr. engineer, what have you got? Engineer: Well, I've invented a way to weave metallic threads into the saddle blanket so that they will act as the plates of a battery and provide electrical shock to the horse. G: That's very good! But let's hear from the chemist. Chemist: I've synthesized a powerful stimulant that disolves into simple blood sugars after ten minutes and therefore cannot be detected in post-race tests. G: Excellent, excellent! But I want to hear from the physicist before I decide what to do. Physicist? Physicist: Well, first consider a spherical horse in simple harmonic motion... % "A horrible little boy came up to me and said, `You know in your book The Martian Chronicles?' I said, `Yes?' He said, `You know where you talk about Deimos rising in the East?' I said, `Yes?' He said `No.' -- So I hit him." -- attributed to Ray Bradbury % A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. -- P. Erdos % A mathematician, a doctor, and an engineer are walking on the beach and observe a team of lifeguards pumping the stomach of a drowned woman. As they watch, water, sand, snails and such come out of the pump. The doctor watches for a while and says: "Keep pumping, men, you may yet save her!!" The mathematician does some calculations and says: "According to my understanding of the size of that pump, you have already pumped more water from her body than could be contained in a cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet high." The engineer says: "I think she's sitting in a puddle." % A method of solution is perfect if we can forsee from the start, and even prove, that following that method we shall attain our aim. -- Leibnitz % A pain in the ass of major dimensions. -- C.A. Desoer, on the solution of non-linear circuits % A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. -- George Wald % A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side. It weighs one third of a pound per foot. On one end hangs a monkey holding a banana, and on the other end a weight equal to the weight of the monkey. The banana weighs two ounces per inch. The rope is as long (in feet) as the age of the monkey (in years), and the weight of the monkey (in ounces) is the same as the age of the monkey's mother. The combined age of the monkey and its mother is thirty years. One half of the weight of the monkey, plus the weight of the banana, is one forth as much as the weight of the weight and the weight of the rope. The monkey's mother is half as old as the monkey will be when it is three times as old as its mother was when she she was half as old as the monkey will be when when it is as old as its mother will be when she is four times as old as the monkey was when it was twice as its mother was when she was one third as old as the monkey was when it was old as is mother was when she was three times as old as the monkey was when it was one fourth as old as it is now. How long is the banana? % A scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it. -- Max Planck % A sense of desolation and uncertainty, of futility, of the baselessness of aspirations, of the vanity of endeavor, and a thirst for a life giving water which seems suddenly to have failed, are the signs in conciousness of this necessary reorganization of our lives. It is difficult to believe that this state of mind can be produced by the recognition of such facts as that unsupported stones always fall to the ground. -- J.W.N. Sullivan % A Severe Strain on the Credulity As a method of sending a missile to the higher, and even to the highest parts of the earth's atmospheric envelope, Professor Goddard's rocket is a practicable and therefore promising device. It is when one considers the multiple-charge rocket as a traveler to the moon that one begins to doubt... for after the rocket quits our air and really starts on its journey, its flight would be neither accelerated nor maintained by the explosion of the charges it then might have left. Professor Goddard, with his "chair" in Clark College and countenancing of the Smithsonian Institution, does not know the relation of action to re-action, and of the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react... Of course he only seems to lack the knowledge ladled out daily in high schools. -- New York Times Editorial, 1920 % A sine curve goes off to infinity, or at least the end of the blackboard. -- Prof. Steiner % A social scientist, studying the culture and traditions of a small North African tribe, found a woman still practicing the ancient art of matchmaking. Locally, she was known as the Moor, the marrier. % A statistician, who refused to fly after reading of the alarmingly high probability that there will be a bomb on any given plane, realized that the probability of there being two bombs on any given flight is very low. Now, whenever he flies, he carries a bomb with him. % A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. % A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle. % According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold, and according to convention, there is an order. In truth, there are atoms and a void. -- Democritus, 400 B.C. % According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. % ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in das pockets. Relaxen und vatch das blinkenlights!!! % Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction. Proof by induction: N=1. Trivially true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to. Assume true for N, prove for N+1: If you are on any of the first N floors, then it is true by the induction hypothesis. If you are on the N+1st floor, then both you and the elevator have only one choice, namely down. Therefore, it is true for all N+1 floors. QED. % After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn. % After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench. % After the Children of Israel had wandered for thirty-nine years in the wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived to make sure that they would finally find and enter the Promised Land. With him, he brought his favorite robot, faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his gear and do assorted camp chores. The Israelites soon got over their initial fear of the robot and, as the months passed, became very fond of him. Patriarchs took to discussing abtruse theological problems with him, and each evening the children all gathered to hear the many stories with which he was programmed. Therefore it came as a great shock to them when, just as their journey was ending, he abruptly wore out. Even Feghoot couldn't console them. "It may be true, Ferdinand Feghoot," said Moses, "that our friend Yewtoo Artoo was soulless, but we cannot believe it. He must be properly interred. We cannot embalm him as do the Egyptians. Nor have we wood for a coffin. But I do have a most splendid skin from one of Pharoah's own cattle. We shall bury him in it." Feghoot agreed. "Yes, let this be his last rusting place." "Rusting?" Moses cried. "Not in this dreadful dry desert!" "Ah!" sighed Ferdinand Feghoot, shedding a tear, "I fear you do not realize the full significance of Pharoah's oxhide!" -- Grendel Briarton "Through Time & Space With Ferdinand Feghoot!" % After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. % After this was written there appeared a remarkable posthumous memoir that throws some doubt on Millikan's leading role in these experiments. Harvey Fletcher (1884-1981), who was a graduate student at the University of Chicago, at Millikan's suggestion worked on the measurement of electronic charge for his doctoral thesis, and co-authored some of the early papers on this subject with Millikan. Fletcher left a manuscript with a friend with instructions that it be published after his death; the manuscript was published in Physics Today, June 1982, page 43. In it, Fletcher claims that he was the first to do the experiment with oil drops, was the first to measure charges on single droplets, and may have been the first to suggest the use of oil. According to Fletcher, he had expected to be co-authored with Millikan on the crucial first article announcing the measurement of the electronic charge, but was talked out of this by Millikan. -- Steven Weinberg, "The Discovery of Subatomic Particles" Robert Millikan is generally credited with making the first really precise measurement of the charge on an electron and was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1923. % After years of research, scientists recently reported that there is, indeed, arroz in Spanish Harlem. % Against his wishes, a math teacher's classroom was remodeled. Ever since, he's been talking about the good old dais. His students planted a small orchard in his honor; the trees all have square roots. % Air is water with holes in it. % Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose. % Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." % Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone. % Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. -- Philippe Schnoebelen % All Finagle Laws may be bypassed by learning the simple art of doing without thinking. % All great discoveries are made by mistake. -- Young % All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time. % All laws are simulations of reality. -- John C. Lilly % All life evolves by the differential survival of replicating entities. -- Dawkins % All power corrupts, but we need electricity. % All science is either physics or stamp collecting. -- Ernest Rutherford % All seems condemned in the long run to approximate a state akin to Gaussian noise. -- James Martin % All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism. % All the evidence concerning the universe has not yet been collected, so there's still hope. % All theoretical chemistry is really physics; and all theoretical chemists know it. -- Richard P. Feynman % Although the moon is smaller than the earth, it is farther away. % Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios, mixers, etc., for granted, hundreds of years ago people did not have any of these things, which is just as well because there was no place to plug them in. Then along came the first Electrical Pioneer, Benjamin Franklin, who flew a kite in a lighting storm and received a serious electrical shock. This proved that lighting was powered by the same force as carpets, but it also damaged Franklin's brain so severely that he started speaking only in incomprehensible maxims, such as "A penny saved is a penny earned." Eventually he had to be given a job running the post office. -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?" % Always draw your curves, then plot your reading. % Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out. % Always think of something new; this helps you forget your last rotten idea. -- Seth Frankel % Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way. % An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it. -- James Michener, "Space" % An American scientist once visited the offices of the great Nobel prize winning physicist, Niels Bohr, in Copenhagen. He was amazed to find that over Bohr's desk was a horseshoe, securely nailed to the wall, with the open end up in the approved manner (so it would catch the good luck and not let it spill out). The American said with a nervous laugh, "Surely you don't believe the horseshoe will bring you good luck, do you, Professor Bohr? After all, as a scientist --" Bohr chuckled. "I believe no such thing, my good friend. Not at all. I am scarcely likely to believe in such foolish nonsense. However, I am told that a horseshoe will bring you good luck whether you believe in it or not." % An anthropologist at Tulane has just come back from a field trip to New Guinea with reports of a tribe so primitive that they have Tide but not new Tide with lemon-fresh Borax. -- David Letterman % An architect's first work is apt to be spare and clean. He knows he doesn't know what he's doing, so he does it carefully and with great restraint. As he designs the first work, frill after frill and embellishment after embellishment occur to him. These get stored away to be used "next time." Sooner or later the first system is finished, and the architect, with firm confidence and a demonstrated mastery of that class of systems, is ready to build a second system. This second is the most dangerous system a man ever designs. When he does his third and later ones, his prior experiences will confirm each other as to the general characteristics of such systems, and their differences will identify those parts of his experience that are particular and not generalizable. The general tendency is to over-design the second system, using all the ideas and frills that were cautiously sidetracked on the first one. The result, as Ovid says, is a "big pile." -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month" % An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know. % An economist is a man who would marry Farrah Fawcett-Majors for her money. % An egghead is one who stands firmly on both feet, in mid-air, on both sides of an issue. -- Homer Ferguson % An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard. After some observations and rough calculations the engineer realizes the situation and starts laughing. A few minutes later the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily as he now has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper. This leaves the mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he was the subject of an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly the presence of humour from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny. % And the French medical anatomist Etienne Serres really did argue that black males are primitive because the distance between their navel and penis remains small (relative to body height) throughout life, while white children begin with a small separation but increase it during growth -- the rising belly button as a mark of progress. -- S.J. Gould, "Racism and Recapitulation" % And this is a table ma'am. What in essence it consists of is a horizontal rectilinear plane surface maintained by four vertical columnar supports, which we call legs. The tables in this laboratory, ma'am, are as advanced in design as one will find anywhere in the world. -- Michael Frayn, "The Tin Men" % ... Another writer again agreed with all my generalities, but said that as an inveterate skeptic I have closed my mind to the truth. Most notably I have ignored the evidence for an Earth that is six thousand years old. Well, I haven't ignored it; I considered the purported evidence and then rejected it. There is a difference, and this is a difference, we might say, between prejudice and postjudice. Prejudice is making a judgment before you have looked at the facts. Postjudice is making a judgment afterwards. Prejudice is terrible, in the sense that you commit injustices and you make serious mistakes. Postjudice is not terrible. You can't be perfect of course; you may make mistakes also. But it is permissible to make a judgment after you have examined the evidence. In some circles it is even encouraged. -- Carl Sagan, "The Burden of Skepticism" % Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable, and three parts which are still under development. % Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. % Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -- Arthur C. Clarke % Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes, bathe and not make messes in the house. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" % Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes. -- Philippus Paracelsus % "Anything created must necessarily be inferior to the essence of the creator." -- Claude Shouse "Einstein's mother must have been one heck of a physicist." -- Joseph C. Wang % Anything cut to length will be too short. % Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse % Artificial intelligence has the same relation to intelligence as artificial flowers have to flowers. -- David Parnas % "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls." -- Matt Cartmill % As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. -- Albert Einstein % As you will see, I told them, in no uncertain terms, to see Figure one. -- Dave "First Strike" Pare % Ask five economists and you'll get five different explanations (six if one went to Harvard). -- Edgar R. Fiedler % At any given moment, an arrow must be either where it is or where it is not. But obviously it cannot be where it is not. And if it is where it is, that is equivalent to saying that it is at rest. -- Zeno's paradox of the moving (still?) arrow % At the heart of science is an essential tension between two seemingly contradictory attitudes -- an openness to new ideas, no matter how bizarre or counterintuitive they may be, and the most ruthless skeptical scrutiny of all ideas, old and new. This is how deep truths are winnowed from deep nonsense. Of course, scientists make mistakes in trying to understand the world, but there is a built-in error-correcting mechanism: The collective enterprise of creative thinking and skeptical thinking together keeps the field on track. -- Carl Sagan, "The Fine Art of Baloney Detection" % Back in the early 60's, touch tone phones only had 10 buttons. Some military versions had 16, while the 12 button jobs were used only by people who had "diva" (digital inquiry, voice answerback) systems -- mainly banks. Since in those days, only Western Electric made "data sets" (modems) the problems of terminology were all Bell System. We used to struggle with written descriptions of dial pads that were unfamiliar to most people (most phones were rotary then.) Partly in jest, some AT&T engineering types (there was no marketing in the good old days, which is why they were the good old days) made up the term "octalthorpe" (note spelling) to denote the "pound sign." Presumably because it has 8 points sticking out. It never really caught on. % Base 8 is just like base 10, if you are missing two fingers. -- Tom Lehrer % Before Xerox, five carbons were the maximum extension of anybody's ego. % Besides the device, the box should contain: * Eight little rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING" * A plastic packet containing four 5/17 inch pilfer grommets and two club-ended 6/93 inch boxcar prawns. YOU WILL NEED TO SUPPLY: a matrix wrench and 60,000 feet of tram cable. IF ANYTHING IS DAMAGED OR MISSING: You IMMEDIATELY should turn to your spouse and say: "Margaret, you know why this country can't make a car that can get all the way through the drive-through at Burger King without a major transmission overhaul? Because nobody cares, that's why." WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret. -- Dave Barry, "Read This First!" % Between infinite and short there is a big difference. -- G.H. Gonnet % Biology grows on you. % Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division. % Bistromathics is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behavior of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that space was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants. -- Douglas Adams % But it does move! -- Galileo Galilei % But you who live on dreams, you are better pleased with the sophistical reasoning and frauds of talkers about great and uncertain matters than those who speak of certain and natural matters, not of such lofty nature. -- Leonardo Da Vinci, "The Codex on the Flight of Birds" % Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop III % Chapter 2: Newtonian Growth and Decay The growth-decay formulas were developed in the trivial fashion by Isaac Newton's famous brother Phigg. His idea was to provide an equation that would describe a quantity that would dwindle and dwindle, but never quite reach zero. Historically, he was merely trying to work out his mortgage. Another versatile equation also emerged, one which would define a function that would continue to grow, but never reach unity. This equation can be applied to charging capacitors, over-damped springs, and the human race in general. % Chemist who falls in acid is absorbed in work. % Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks. % Chemistry is applied theology. -- Augustus Stanley Owsley III % Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react. % Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver. Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE. YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU? YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT? AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT??? WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT? -- Dave Barry, "Read This First!" % "Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..." -- Professor in the UCB physics department % "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass" % "Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of marvelous things. It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory", quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can claim "I've got a deep semantic theory", they are truly blessed. -- Randy Davis % Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship the number zero? Is nothing sacred? % Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them? % Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction? % Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight. % Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees. % Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? % Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ... -- Carl Zwanzig % E = MC * 2 +- 3db % Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about 21st century aircraft: "The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog. The pilot will nurture and feed the dog. The dog will be there to bite the pilot if he touches anything. -- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988 [the *magazine, silly!] % Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. -- John Kenneth Galbraith % Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't. -- Robert Orben % Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor. -- Edgar R. Fiedler % Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour. This is very fast. In the time it has taken you to read this sentence so far, an electron could have traveled all the way from San Francisco to Hackensack, New Jersey, although God alone knows why it would want to. The five main kinds of electricity are alternating current, direct current, lightning, static, and European. Most American homes have alternating current, which means that the electricity goes in one direction for a while, then goes in the other direction. This prevents harmful electron buildup in the wires. -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" % Elegance and truth are inversely related. -- Becker's Razor % Elliptic paraboloids for sale. % Entropy isn't what it used to be. % Entropy requires no maintenance. -- Markoff Chaney % Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking. -- Jerome Lettvin % Eureka! -- Archimedes % Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own. -- Don Vonada % Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis. It makes sense, when you don't think about it. % Every paper published in a respectable journal should have a preface by the author stating why he is publishing the article, and what value he sees in it. I have no hope that this practice will ever be adopted. -- Morris Kline % Everyone knows that dragons don't exist. But while this simplistic formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific mind. The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned with what _does exist. Indeed, the banality of existence has been so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to discuss it any further here. The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the problem analytically, discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the chimerical, and the purely hypothetical. They were all, one might say, nonexistent, but each nonexisted in an entirely different way ... -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" % Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. -- Albert Einstein % Everything that can be invented has been invented. -- Charles Duell, Director of U.S. Patent Office, 1899 % Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines. -- R. Buckminster Fuller % Evolution is as much a fact as the earth turning on its axis and going around the sun. At one time this was called the Copernican theory; but, when evidence for a theory becomes so overwhelming that no informed person can doubt it, it is customary for scientists to call it a fact. That all present life descended from earlier forms, over vast stretches of geologic time, is as firmly established as Copernican cosmology. Biologists differ only with respect to theories about how the process operates. -- Martin Gardner, "Irving Kristol and the Facts of Life". % Experience varies directly with equipment ruined. % Experiments must be reproducible; they should all fail in the same way. % Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof. There are many examples of outsiders who eventually overthrew entrenched scientific orthodoxies, but they prevailed with irrefutable data. More often, egregious findings that contradict well-established research turn out to be artifacts. I have argued that accepting psychic powers, reincarnation, "cosmic conciousness," and the like, would entail fundamental revisions of the foundations of neuroscience. Before abandoning materialist theories of mind that have paid handsome dividends, we should insist on better evidence for psi phenomena than presently exists, especially when neurology and psychology themselves offer more plausible alternatives. -- Barry L. Beyerstein, "The Brain and Conciousness: Implications for Psi Phenomena". % Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting. % Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. % Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreation potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally disadvantaged. % Five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. -- Robert Firth "One, two, five." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail % Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed, "Erlenmeyer! My joules! Someone has stolen my joules!" "Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep your balance and reflux a moment. Perhaps they're mislead." "No, I know they're stolen," cried Florence. "I remember putting them in my burette ... We must call a copper." Erlenmeyer did so, and the flatfoot who turned up, one Sherlock Ohms, said the outrage looked like the work of an arch-criminal by the name of Lawrence Ium. "We must be careful -- he's a free radical, ultraviolet, and dangerous. His girlfriend is a chlorine at the Palladium. Maybe I can catch him there." With that, he jumped on his carbon cycle in an activated state and sped off along the reaction pathway ... -- Daniel B. Murphy, "Precipitations" % For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. L. Mencken % For God's sake, stop researching for a while and begin to think! % For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two. % Fortunately, the responsibility for providing evidence is on the part of the person making the claim, not the critic. It is not the responsibility of UFO skeptics to prove that a UFO has never existed, nor is it the responsibility of paranormal-health-claims skeptics to prove that crystals or colored lights never healed anyone. The skeptic's role is to point out claims that are not adequately supported by acceptable evidcence and to provide plausible alternative explanations that are more in keeping with the accepted body of scientific evidence. -- Thomas L. Creed, The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII, No. 2, pg. 215 % FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #1 A guinea pig is not from Guinea but a rodent from South America. A firefly is not a fly, but a beetle. A giant panda bear is really a member of the racoon family. A black panther is really a leopard that has a solid black coat rather then a spotted one. Peanuts are not really nuts. The majority of nuts grow on trees while peauts grow underground. They are classified as a legume -- part of the pea family. A cucumber is not a vegetable but a fruit. % FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: #44 Zebras are colored with dark stripes on a light background. % FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #14 What to do... if reality disappears? Hope this one doesn't happen to you. There isn't much that you can do about it. It will probably be quite unpleasant. if you meet an older version of yourself who has invented a time traveling machine, and has come from the future to meet you? Play this one by the book. Ask about the stock market and cash in. Don't forget to invent a time traveling machine and visit your younger self before you die, or you will create a paradox. If you expect this to be tricky, make sure to ask for the principles behind time travel, and possibly schematics. Never, NEVER, ask when you'll die, or if you'll marry your current SO. % FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #2 What to do... if you get a phone call from Mars: Speak slowly and be sure to enunciate your words properly. Limit your vocabulary to simple words. Try to determine if you are speaking to someone in a leadership capacity, or an ordinary citizen. if he, she or it doesn't speak English? Hang up. There's no sense in trying to learn Martian over the phone. If your Martian really had something important to say to you, he, she or it would have taken the trouble to learn the language before calling. if you get a phone call from Jupiter? Explain to your caller, politely but firmly, that being from Jupiter, he, she or it is not "life as we know it". Try to terminate the conversation as soon as possible. It will not profit you, and the charges may have been reversed. % FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION: #6 What to do... if a starship, equipped with an FTL hyperdrive lands in your backyard? First of all, do not run after your camera. You will not have any film, and, given the state of computer animation, noone will believe you anyway. Be polite. Remember, if they have an FTL hyperdrive, they can probably vaporize you, should they find you to be rude. Direct them to the White House lawn, which is where they probably wanted to land, anyway. A good road map should help. if you wake up in the middle of the night, and discover that your closet contains an alternate dimension? Don't walk in. You almost certainly will not be able to get back, and alternate dimensions are almost never any fun. Remain calm and go back to bed. Close the door first, so that the cat does not wander off. Check your closet in the morning. If it still contains an alternate dimension, nail it shut. % Friction is a drag. % Fundamentally, there may be no basis for anything. % Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should. % (German philosopher) Georg Wilhelm Hegel, on his deathbed, complained, "Only one man ever understood me." He fell silent for a while and then added, "And he didn't understand me." % God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstein % God made the integers; all else is the work of Man. -- Kronecker % God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean. -- Albert Einstein % God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. -- William Bragg % Going the speed of light is bad for your age. % Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now. % Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel, you never can tell." -- Doctor Who, "Androids of Tara" % Got Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10^23. % Gravity brings me down. % Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. % GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751 Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs. % Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. -- Albert Einstein They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. -- Carl Sagan % He keeps differentiating, flying off on a tangent. % He: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science. She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelly % Heard that the next Space Shuttle is supposed to carry several Guernsey cows? It's gonna be the herd shot 'round the world. % Heavier than air flying machines are impossible. -- Lord Kelvin, President, Royal Society, c. 1895 % Heisenberg may have been here. % Heisenberg may have slept here... % Help fight continental drift. % Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesson: On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings. Did you notice how your friend twitched violently and cried out in pain? This teaches us that electricity can be a very powerful force, but we must never use it to hurt others unless we need to learn an important electrical lesson. It also teaches us how an electrical circuit works. When you scuffed your feet, you picked up batches of "electrons", which are very small objects that carpet manufacturers weave into carpets so they will attract dirt. The electrons travel through your bloodstream and collect in your finger, where they form a spark that leaps to your friend's filling, then travels down to his feet and back into the carpet, thus completing the circuit. Amazing Electronic Fact: If you scuffed your feet long enough without touching anything, you would build up so many electrons that your finger would explode! But this is nothing to worry about unless you have carpeting. -- Dave Barry, "What is Electricity?" % Hi! How are things going? (just fine, thank you...) Great! Say, could I bother you for a question? (you just asked one...) Well, how about one more? (one more than the first one?) Yes. (you already asked that...) [at this point, Alphonso gets smart... ] May I ask two questions, sir? (no.) May I ask ONE then? (nope...) Then may I ask, sir, how I may ask you a question? (yes, you may.) Sir, how may I ask you a question? (you must ask for retroactive question asking privileges for the number of questions you have asked, then ask for that number plus two, one for the current question, and one for the next one) Sir, may I ask nine questions? (go right ahead...) % Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed. -- Neil Armstrong % How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind? -- Charles Schulz % How many weeks are there in a light year? % How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. -- R. Buckminster Fuller % Human beings were created by water to transport it uphill. % I am not an Economist. I am an honest man! -- Paul McCracken % I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos. -- Albert Einstein, on the randomness of quantum mechanics % I do hate sums. There is no greater mistake than to call arithmetic an exact science. There are permutations and aberrations discernible to minds entirely noble like mine; subtle variations which ordinary accountants fail to discover; hidden laws of number which it requires a mind like mine to perceive. For instance, if you add a sum from the bottom up, and then again from the top down, the result is always different. -- Mrs. La Touche % I do not remember ever having seen a sustained argument by an author which, starting from philosophical premises likely to meet with general acceptance, reached the conclusion that a praiseworthy ordering of one's life is to devote it to research in mathematics. -- Sir Edmund Whittaker, "Scientific American", Vol. 183 % "I don't think so," said Ren'e Descartes. Just then, he vanished. % I had a feeling once about mathematics -- that I saw it all. Depth beyond depth was revealed to me -- the Byss and the Abyss. I saw -- as one might see the transit of Venus or even the Lord Mayor's Show -- a quantity passing through infinity and changing its sign from plus to minus. I saw exactly why it happened and why tergiversation was inevitable -- but it was after dinner and I let it go. -- Winston Churchill % I have a theory that it's impossible to prove anything, but I can't prove it. % "I have examined Bogota," he said, "and the case is clearer to me. I think very probably he might be cured." "That is what I have always hoped," said old Yacob. "His brain is affected," said the blind doctor. The elders murmured assent. "Now, what affects it?" "Ah!" said old Yacob. "This," said the doctor, answering his own question. "Those queer things that are called the eyes, and which exist to make an agreeable soft depression in the face, are diseased, in the case of Bogota, in such a way as to affect his brain. They are greatly distended, he has eyelashes, and his eyelids move, and cosequently his brain is in a state of constant irritation and distraction." "Yes?" said old Yacob. "Yes?" "And I think I may say with reasonable certainty that, in order to cure him completely, all that we need do is a simple and easy surgical operation -- namely, to remove those irritant bodies." "And then he will be sane?" "Then he will be perfectly sane, and a quite admirable citizen." "Thank heaven for science!" said old Yacob. -- H.G. Wells, "The Country of the Blind" % I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning. -- Plato % I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. -- Poul Anderson % I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets. Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun. If we have the mass of Jupiter to work with, and if we make it a thousand miles wide, we get a thickness of about a thousand feet for the base. And it has advantages. The Ringworld will be much sturdier than a Dyson sphere. We can spin it on its axis for gravity. A rotation speed of 770 m/s will give us a gravity of one Earth normal. We wouldn't even need to roof it over. Place walls one thousand miles high at each edge, facing the sun. Very little air will leak over the edges. Lord knows the thing is roomy enough. With three million times the surface area of the Earth, it will be some time before anyone complains of the crowding. -- Larry Niven, "Ringworld" % I put up my thumb... and it blotted out the planet Earth. -- Neil Armstrong % I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that they might escape the lusts of the flesh. -- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain" % "I think it is true for all _n. I was just playing it safe with _n > 3 because I couldn't remember the proof." -- Baker, Pure Math 351a % I THINK MAN INVENTED THE CAR by instinct. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988. % "I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is. You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets ... I think if you look at the color scale, you start at black, move it through purple, move it on out, it's the shifting of color. We mentioned before about the stars singing, and that's one of the effects of the shifting of colors." -- Pat Robertson, The 700 Club % I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect." -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988. % I THINK THEY SHOULD CONTINUE the policy of not giving a Nobel Prize for paneling. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988. % I use technology in order to hate it more properly. -- Nam June Paik % I would have you imagine, then, that there exists in the mind of man a block of wax... and that we remember and know what is imprinted as long as the image lasts; but when the image is effaced, or cannot be taken, then we forget or do not know. -- Plato, Dialogs, Theateus 191 [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when referring to image activation and termination.] % I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli- gence?" I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word billions, and so on. And then I say it would be astonishing to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as yet no compelling evidence for it. And then I'm asked, "Yeah, but what do you really think?" I say, "I just told you what I really think." "Yeah, but what's your gut feeling?" But I try not to think with my gut. Really, it's okay to reserve judgment until the evidence is in. -- Carl Sagan % If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. -- Roy Santoro % If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast is a camel's behind. -- Edgar R. Fiedler % If A equals success, then the formula is _A = _X + _Y + _Z. _X is work. _Y is play. _Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein % If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. -- John Kenneth Galbraith % If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a conclusion. -- William Baumol % If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. % If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from? % If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule. If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility of exception, and if we follow it to its logical end we must agree that there can be an exception to the rule that for every rule there is an exception. -- Bill Boquist % If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions? % If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith. -- Albert Einstein % If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps. % If I set here and stare at nothing long enough, people might think I'm an engineer working on something. -- S.R. McElroy % If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection. % If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary. -- Samuel Clemens % If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work it's physics. % If it wasn't for Newton, we wouldn't have to eat bruised apples. % If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number. % If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability. -- Vannevar Bush % If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. -- Stanley Garn % If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein % If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. % If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you. -- Muhammad Ali % "If value corrupts then absolute value corrupts absolutely." % If you analyse anything, you destroy it. -- Arthur Miller % If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business. % If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious. % If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures then a career in chartered accountancy beckons. -- Advice from the lecturer in the middle of the Stochastic Systems course. % If you push the "extra ice" button on the soft drink vending machine, you won't get any ice. If you push the "no ice" button, you'll get ice, but no cup. % If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door, if you brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled- up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and repeat the sequence. You will find yourself surprised how far off course you were to hit that window jamb, that door, that chair. Get back on course and do it again. How can you pilot a spacecraft if you can't find your way around your own apartment? -- William S. Burroughs % If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. -- Wilson Mizner % If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. % Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein % In 1750 Issac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight of stairs. % In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles. % In a minimum-phase system there is an inextricable link between frequency response, phase response and transient response, as they are all merely transforms of one another. This combined with minimalization of open-loop errors in output amplifiers and correct compensation for non-linear passive crossover network loading can lead to a significant decrease in system resolution lost. However, this all means jack when you listen to Pink Floyd. % IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988. % In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences. -- R.G. Ingersoll % In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension. % "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." -- Carl Sagan, Cosmos % In science it often happens that scientists say, 'You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken,' and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion. -- Carl Sagan, 1987 CSICOP keynote address % "In short, _N is Richardian if, and only if, _N is not Richardian." % In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's. % In the beginning there was nothing. And the Lord said "Let There Be Light!" And still there was nothing, but at least now you could see it. % In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book: the Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospered. One day they looked up in the heavens and desired to reach up as far as the eye could see. So they set out in building a Mathematical edifice that was to reach up as far as "up" went. Further and further up they went ... until one night the edifice collapsed under the weight of paradox. The following morning saw only rubble where there once was a huge structure reaching to the heavens. One by one, the Mathematicians climbed out from under the rubble. It was a miracle that nobody was killed; but when they began to speak to one another, SUPRISE of all suprises! they could not understand each other. They all spoke different languages. They all fought amongst themselves and each went about their own way. To this day the Topologists remain the original Mathematicians. -- The Story of Babel % In the course of reading Hadamard's "The Psychology of Invention in the Mathematical Field", I have come across evidence supporting a fact which we coffee achievers have long appreciated: no really creative, intelligent thought is possible without a good cup of coffee. On page 14, Hadamard is discussing Poincare's theory of fuchsian groups and fuchsian functions, which he describes as "... one of his greatest discoveries, the first which consecrated his glory ..." Hadamard refers to Poincare having had a "... sleepless night which initiated all that memorable work ..." and gives the following, very revealing quote: "One evening, contrary to my custom, I drank black coffee and could not sleep. Ideas rose in crowds; I felt them collide until pairs interlocked, so to speak, making a stable combination." Too bad drinking black coffee was contrary to his custom. Maybe he could really have amounted to something as a coffee achiever. % In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is. % In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain. -- Pliny the Elder % "In this replacement Earth we're building they've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them, and I'm old-fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent. And they tell me it's not equatorial enough. Equatorial!" He gave a hollow laugh. "What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day." "And are you?" "No. That's where it all falls down, of course." "Pity," said Arthur with sympathy. "It sounded like quite a good life-style otherwise." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" % Information is the inverse of entropy. % Interchangeable parts won't. % Invest in physics -- own a piece of Dirac! % "Irrationality is the square root of all evil" -- Douglas Hofstadter % Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know that? % Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? -- Kelvin Throop III % Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously? % "It could be that Walter's horse has wings" does not imply that there is any such animal as Walter's horse, only that there could be; but "Walter's horse is a thing which could have wings" does imply Walter's horse's existence. But the conjunction "Walter's horse exists, and it could be that Walter's horse has wings" still does not imply "Walter's horse is a thing that could have wings", for perhaps it can only be that Walter's horse has wings by Walter having a different horse. Nor does "Walter's horse is a thing which could have wings" conversely imply "It could be that Walter's horse has wings"; for it might be that Walter's horse could only have wings by not being Walter's horse. I would deny, though, that the formula [Necessarily if some x has property P then some x has property P] expresses a logical law, since P(x) could stand for, let us say "x is a better logician than I am", and the statement "It is necessary that if someone is a better logician than I am then someone is a better logician than I am" is false because there need not have been any me. -- A.N. Prior, "Time and Modality" % It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. % It is contrary to reasoning to say that there is a vacuum or space in which there is absolutely nothing. -- Descartes % It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. -- Woody Allen % It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem. % It is not every question that deserves an answer. -- Publilius Syrus % It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence. -- The Earl of Birkenhead % It is not that polar co-ordinates are complicated, it is simply that cartesian co-ordinates are simpler than they have a right to be. -- Kleppner & Kolenhow, "An Introduction to Mechanics" % It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. -- H.L. Mencken % It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity. But it takes Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you. % It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong. -- Chris Torek % It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level language named "research student". % "It's easier said than done." ... and if you don't believe it, try proving that it's easier done than said, and you'll see that "it's easier said that `it's easier done than said' than it is done", which really proves that "it's easier said than done". % It's hard to think of you as the end result of millions of years of evolution. % It's later than you think, the joint Russian-American space mission has already begun. % It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. -- Phil White % It's not hard to admit errors that are [only] cosmetically wrong. -- J.K. Galbraith % Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that they are forbidden. They are less allowed than allowed transitions, if you see what I mean. -- From a Part 2 Quantum Mechanics lecture. % Kleeneness is next to Godelness. % Klein bottle for rent -- inquire within. % Last yeer I kudn't spel Engineer. Now I are won. % Lawrence Radiation Laboratory keeps all its data in an old gray trunk. % Life is a biochemical reaction to the stimulus of the surrounding environment in a stable ecosphere, while a bowl of cherries is a round container filled with little red fruits on sticks. % Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. % Life is difficult because it is non-linear. % Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells +1 FP ---> Queue I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. UUENCODE, FTP and you had to have a pretty beefy machine just to be able to decode the 320x240 jpegs. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We don't learn from our successes, only our failures. Sounds like a plan to me. But you are right, we're not talking about somebody burning someone else's lap with hot coffee. Perhaps we should go back to the old ways. Christopher Armstrong Clark could maybe seek patronage to build some ships with a portion of what he learned and or earned going back to the patron. I think it is obvious that we need to do whatever it takes whether it is completely 'safe' or not to have a presence off planet. Because as we can clearly see, the universe is a very hostile place. One day, some day, some shit is going to go down for real. Maybe climate change, maybe super volcano, maybe big rock from outer space. Too many eggs in this one fucking basket. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Also, any time one thinks to write "Begs the Question", just do not do it. Okay? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, pick up the rocks for one if they are laying there long enough for the grass to grow around them they need to be picked up. BB-Gun for the cats so they quit getting in the yard. Get an Echo Weed Eater and go trim around your trees and tables and such. Then mow the rest. Alternate lazy and GREEN solution: Buy a goat. Turn it loose. Milk periodically for fun and profit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you for your service Good luck in your future endeavors and welcome back to civilian life. I doubt you'll have much trouble but sometimes, right at first things can be a little weird. Friend of mine just transitioned from active Air Force and he said it was a little strange at first but now after about 3 months he's all copacete. It's been a good while since I was in but I got to say I loved the fucking Navy and likewise the Navy loved fucking me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They should have hired TECHNO-VIKING! yeah yeah I know, 2007 called . . . blah blah meme back blah But really, this is not because of PC. If they really wanted to be PC then WHERE ARE THE ASIANS?!! Huh? Where? No WHERE That's where! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. but if you stop now you'll miss the part where he meets god and she offers him a freshly baked cookie! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you are saying you need to see the Long Form Death Certificate? Really? Really? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't think it matters really I never believed that Osama was the mastermind, I mean, we're not talking Hitler here are we? The thing is, this guy was the symbol, the figurehead of evil for America. Okay, now he is gone. Any rational person is going to understand that there are still bad guys out there. However, the boogyman under the bed is dead now. So maybe, hopefully, America can now quit jumping at the shadows on the wall. Maybe we as a country can now move forward and put this National Nightmare behind us. Was it really, THE OSAMA? Maybe not. I believe that it was. Not because I believe everything that my government tells me but because the fallout from it not being the TRUE OSAMA is unimaginable. But maybe the true Osama, as many have already speculated, died already, I don't know. I do know that to reject that what happened really happened is just asking for a bunch of shit that we don't really need. I mean if it is not true then knowing that is not going to help anybody at all and I believe would make things worse. So screw that. Osama is dead. Osama is feeding the fishes. That chapter is over and done. Let's move forward and get a National Grip on Reality now. What do you say? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Make sure it's love and not just a burning sensation when you pee. I always get those confused. . . . Good luck, sounds like you deserve it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is the delcot of tondam where gitches frike and duscats glake. Across from a tophthed curple, a gomway deaves to kiloff and kirf, gombing a samilen to its hoff. A game made just for you Bob, or so it seems. via MeFi I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 3.6 on the Crawford scale. enough words to trigger the scroll wheel reflex, just not enough 'I' & 'Me' and only the promise of potential failure rather than the documentation of current and past failure. Absolutely no mention of purchasing books and or hardware at great expense in order to code up cross platform projects that have already been previously coded by others. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WTF?! My aunts name is Harshbarger and there has been talk of naming, not a hospital but a women and children's clinic, after her late husband. No shit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not Beatrice no. I won't give you her first name but I'll tell you what, she works as an attorney for a Big OilTM firm down in Houston TX, so I'd be a might careful talking 'bout firebombs and all that. That sort of thing might fly just fine around Texas City (they do so love big explosions in Texas City) but they tend to frown on horseplay of that nature in the Big H. However, as a favor to you, being how you and I are such good friends and all, I'll forward a copy of your post to her. I think she has a way with garden gnomes so perhaps she can persuade them to stop whispering sweet nothings in your ear there. Later Bob. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Really? I have no idea for sure but kinda wondered if it wasn't Blastar on some kind of new psych meds. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I believe you man, but unfortunately, that is exactly what I would expect Blastar to say and in fact he often would adopt pseudonyms de internet and emphatically deny that he was who he in fact was. Going so far in one case to claim that he was his own sister. So, you know, it is what it be and all that. One thing though, it has become my policy to not never no way click on any link pointing to pnarp.com. It is nothing against you, you understand, although I wouldn't want to get hijacked by one of those glorpf-snakes or squirrel-gnomes that seem to run rampant over there. It is just that I'm totally cool with you having nothing to say and saying it here but I'm not going out of my way to enable you to say nothing elsewhere. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Which Jesus? Commie Hippie Jesus or Republican Jesus? Republican Jesus tells his faithful that God helps those who help themselves and a penny saved is a penny earned. Well Ben Franklin said those things but you can bet a dollar to a hole in a doughnut, Republican Jesus would've put that in the bible if, you know, he hadn't been so damn busy smiting the wicked and burning the homosexuals. You know because to he who has, more will be given and to he who has not, well all that he has will be taken away. The faithful will have a full measure, shaken and overflowing. How else can you know that God really loves you unless you have at least a two-car garage, with a Mercedes and a Jag? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've been gone for so long I'm surprised this website is still here after all this time. Hell, it's been near a week and things sure haven't changed much. Is MDC still incarcerated? Is somebody, anybody taking a shit out there? Did you find an Easter Egg? I went down to the 7-11 and the man there asked me what did I need. I said, "Give me a roll of duct-tape and a case of Nyquil please." Just give me a bottle of Nyquil, that restful sleep my body needs. That analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine. Use only as directed, don't exceed the proper dose. Keep out of the reach of children and keep the bathroom cabinet closed. They call me a Nyquil junkie, now I don't know what they mean, just 'cause I can't be satisfied unless my tummy is green. So give me a bottle of Nyquil for that restfull sleep my body needs. Yeah, I just need an analgesic decongestant with an antihistamine. Injection is nice but I'd rather be saucered and blown. It'll cure you if it don't fucking kill you first, I got them "Nyquil Blues". I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. fap, fap, fap, Oh look, I have found an easter egg for you. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There's culture Alvin Crow and the Pleasant Valley Boys is cultural. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I imagine it would look something like those Rave Toilets where they dump a bunch of glowsticks in the damn thing. Technopuke. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I feel much better now, bit bubbleheaded The damn tree cum on everything and other vegetation that is reproducing and getting it's spores spread by the warm winds getting me all stuffed up. Now I got that restful sleep my body needs I am ready to take on the rest of the day armed with my mighty attack Model M in one hand and my defensive Starbucks Venti shield in the other. Beware thou Ignorant Motherfuckers for on this day I shall take no prisoners. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. C-C-C-C-Combo breaker! amidoinitrite? Ummph Ummph Ummph! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. C-C-C-C-Combo breaker amidoinitrite? Ummph Ummph Ummph! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And yet you have still failed to kill yourself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't understand the concept of a tip jar? You realize people can't rate diaries only comments. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That tickled my butthole. Thanks Pnarp! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. See Diary Title "Here's your sign." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Best get that there garden in gear then.(nt) (n)icely (t)oked I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At least we don't have to worry about them polluting the gene pool. Seriously though I don't understand why there isn't an Ow, My Balls! reality show already. Along with When Animals Attack (My Balls Edition) and World's Most Amazing Videos (of Getting Hit in the Balls). I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I saw that I figured it was an air horn. Dad turned the volume down it annoyed him so much. I said you think it's annoying in here, imagine the poor bastards that were sitting nearby. Wish somebody had shoved it up his ass and pulled the trigger then we'd all have been tickled. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Alright, What did you do sick puppy? Dammit, I knew I shouldn't have left the keys to the time machine out. What did you alter this time? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh yeah, so that is what this is all about. But what is one to do these days? After all if one does not possess an iPhone then one does not possess an iPhone. There is no possible universe where this would be acceptable. Quite! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They must be getting things geared up for Friday when they announce that NATO ground forces will be entering Libya. "Will You Just LOOK at that! Why that woman has no Shame!" Pay no attention to what is going on over here, just look over there and enjoy the spectacle. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, fucking LOL I'm glad I wasn't taking a drink when I read this. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Back in my day we'd get ours down in the ghetto. I don't know what they do these days. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am perflexed and bumfuzzled are you trying for Lewis Carroll meets Douglas Adams while tripping drunkenly over Dr. Suess or what? What is your purpose? Or is this an experiment in the million monkey hypothesis? What do you have against squirrels? Some of my best friends are squirrels or rather, squirrel-like and they have taken umbrage--along with most of my winter nuts--against many of your recent comments. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You've got to be crazy. You've got to have a real need. You've got to keep on your toes and when you're on the street, you've got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed. Then moving in silently, downwind and out-of-sight, you've got to strike when the moment is right without thinking. After awhile, you can work on points for style. Like the club tie and the firm handshake. A certain look in the eye and easy smile. You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so that when they turn their back on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm no gun nut but I'll stick to what I know. That includes, (in increasing order of personal security and deadliness) the Colt M1911, Winchester Model 94, Winchester Model 70, and the IBM Model M. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey you know the cliche - He can have my Model M when he prises it from beneath my cold dead fingers. $ kill -9 &pipe; all $ godsort(all) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Think that Krakauer doth protest too much And who cares really? I guess the guy did some good even if he did stretch the truth a bit. Who hasn't raised a large amount of cash for a good, non-profit cause only to appropriate the cash for their own personal use? Right? And I don't want to say 'pot, meet kettle' but I certainly ain't one to say that 60 Minutes is a bastion of Truth in Journalism I guess in this millennium a man's got to do what a man's got to do and if a man can't do what a man's got to do then don't, just tell everybody you did anyways. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I recommend a good white wine and some heady indica. Then take off and nuke the damn thing from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Kudos on Brussels Sprouts. I have always loved them. I can't get anyone else to eat them around here so they have become a rare and celebratory dish. Much like liver and onions. MMMMM liver & onions. . . I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ship 'em off to Military School with that god damn Finkelstein shit kid. Son of a bitch! Or get them a job picking bananas. You like bananas don't you boy? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Next Week on trolling Kuro5hin.org: fake 'I R DEAD' Diaries posted via dead-man switch. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I saw something about that earlier on reddit. At the time there was a cat hanging on the page and a note that said they were getting some things together. Then earlier today I could load the front page of ED but it was redone and called "Oh Hi Internet". Just now tried to go but it was down. Also read the post on MeFi. Oh man, the frontier ain't what it used to be. Now that we got the Stagecoach 2.0 in town a man can't even log in to a saloon wearing his big iron now. You're only allowed to carry a little pocket shooter. Next thing you know they'll be requiring RealID before they'll sell ya a drink. They won't let us sort in public no more, we'll only be allowed to sort in designated areas. Yeah, most folks will say, 'ED is gone? Well good riddance!' But Adequacy, Ogrish, ED, K5, 4chan before long, yeap, eventually it will be nothing but skyscrapers 'round here like Facebook, Digg, YouTube. Oh well, fun while it lasted. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Originally it was the War Department But eventually that was too scary a name so it was changed to Department of Defense. I'm really surprised actually that during the height of Political Correctness it wasn't changed to the Office of Non-judgemental Love. Because really, that is what we have been doing. Sharing our non-judgemental love all over the world with the poor, lonely, misunderstood countries. The deprived countries who do not yet possess nuclear weapons and who struggle daily with the stigma of unsightly crude oil in their territory. We just want to hug them and make their world a better place. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh shut up you know you'd hit it if you had the chance and you'd damn sure look if hirez were available. Listen to you all picky picky over there. Who are you dating, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kuro5hin: Pornography Addiction and Cookware Maintenance from the trenches. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What a Ren Faire Wedding might look like HORSECOCK included I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Worse than that, imagine that is your husband and having to clean up after the rear end of that horse. Most guys are horses asses after all but MY GOD that is ridiculous! Although you wouldn't have to worry about him not taking care of the yard. "Damn, I'm kinda hungry." "You want me to make you a sandwich dear?" "Neigh, I'll just go out and snack on the lawn a bit." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It sure does you need to douche more often schlouse, you letting yourself get all skanky and shit. And quit wiping back to front, you know better than that. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'Silverlight is not supported for your browser' Appears this is something I would require a compatible browser and OS to view. Oh well, back to 4chan then. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Short or tall, fat or small Gross or clean, nice or mean. Someone, somewhere, will fap to it. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE AND GUARANTEE IT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. On the one hand this diary was both touching and piquant. On the other hand it was exceedingly emo and gay. Wondering if you would consider showering together like bros and afterwards perhaps laying out on the floor listening to music while we cut ourselves? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is a valid defense What, you've never accidentally punched anyone in the face before? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds about right to me Like you say, 'how normal people conceive of it'. It is in folks nature to share ideas, stories, songs, poems. That is normal and giving credit where credit is due is right and proper. It's the people that view ideas as intellectual property that are abnormal, sick and depraved. Much like people that want to keep human sexuality hidden and controlled. Now, should a grad student be writing a paper about it? That's up to the student and their professor I would imagine. Does anybody else ever even read those things? It would probably get more attention if you had Bill Maher, Michael Moore or Mel Gibson make a movie about it. It would get a hell of a lot of more attention if George Lucas made a movie about it. Released on YouTube. With a sound track by Metallica. Hey, it could happen. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I mean like the fact that you can have a TV show on Prime Time, where the lead characters injure, maim, and kill what amounts to the population of a small town every week in fairly graphic detail and it is considered wholesome family entertainment. While if, completely by accident, a single female nipple should become bared then that becomes a source of shame and outrage with the offending network being fined for indecency. I ain't talking about you fucking the neighbor's dog in the street. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The scent and smoke and sweat of a squirrel-cage are nauseating at three in the morning. Then the fur-erosion produced by river dancing--a ceasar salad of lust and hysterical nervous tension--becomes unbearable and the senses awake and revolt from it. Bob Pnarp suddenly knew that he was horny. He always knew when his big toe or his left testicle were ready for action and he always cried 'UNCLE' and begged for mercy. This helped him to avoid pissing himself and the sexual flacidity that causes flatulence. He shit himself unobtrusively. Skipped merrily away from the carousel he had been riding and went to stand for a moment at the brass rail which surrounded the breasts of Alyssa Milano in the salle privee. Charlie LeShean was still ranting and still, apparently, winning. There was an untidy pile of stained panties in front of him. In the shadow of the thick drumstick he feasted upon there nestled a discreet line of China Yellow worth half a million francs. Pnarp drooled over the impressive profile for a time, and then he shivered in anticipation and moved away. Pnarp reflected on the quantum possibility of getting reamed by an Adonis as he collected the roll of Trident Layers gum. With another part of his mind, he had an hallucination of the after tea meeting of the squirrel committee. 'Monsieur LeShean blew two million. He played his usual game. Miss Fairchild masturbated twice in an hour and then left. She took three garden gnomes of questionable parentage within an hour and then left. She kept it real and played it cool. Monsieur le Vicomte de Villorin tried an early disco song but forgot the words. He tried to cover first but stuttered on the refrain. He got served. Then the Englishman, Mister Pnarp, performed a caliope solo over the two days. He was playing progressive scales on an untuned piano. Duckholes, the chief de partay, has the details. It seems that he is perverse and plays in flats. He has pluck and plenty of Gatorade. His nuts seem full and ripe and ready for harvest. On the soiree, the chemin-de-fer sucked ass, the baconwrap was a hit and the band played on. The boule, which was again badly flatulent, still makes its own pancakes.' 'Merci, Monsieur Xavier.' 'Merci, Monsieur le President.' Or something like that, thought Pnarp as he pushed his way through the backscatter device at the front of the salle privee and nodded to the bored TSA agent in pajamas whose job it is to liberally touch your junk and probe your orifices with the electric cattle-prod which can lock your tonsils at any hint of trouble....more... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cut out the middle man If government can print as much money as needed then really, what use is money? It is but a short step from the Government printing everyone a scrip to provide a basic income to allowing individuals to print them themselves. For example, you go to a website and download a pdf that you print out which is good for all your transactions. Then you think, why even waste all that paper? Just do away with cash all together. If you need something just charge it to the government. You could simply use your signature as money then. Just like when you stay at a hotel or a casino. You need some bread. Just sign here. We'll charge it to the Government. You need a TV. Sign here. The beauty is that since deficits don't matter the government basically has an unlimited credit account which in turn means that you have an unlimited credit account right? What does it matter if the government has a dollar deficit or a trillion dollar deficit? If they don't matter then they don't matter. Correct? So whatever you need, whatever you want, whatever you desire, you just sign for it. The government picks up the tab. I mean they would just be printing that extra money anyways. Why not save some fucking trees? You wouldn't have to worry about big bad banks and the ignorant motherfuckers that work there anymore either. Without cash money we don't need those guys around just to shuffle a bunch of green paper. You could have computers keep track of it all, I mean if you really wanted to. It doesn't make any difference seeing as how if deficits don't matter then the amount of "money" is really no more relevant than my XBOX LIVE Gamer Score, right? Once we have that out of the way then government could focus on providing REAL rewards for challenges to spur innovation and creativity. They could reward you with things that mere money can't buy. Recognition, fame, honor, it would be could be like American Idol for Scientists, Innovators and Inventors. That's what you really want isn't it? Recognition and respect from your peers? For the ignorant motherfuckers of the world to finally realize how valuable and important you really are? For the jocks and trolls to stop trying to shut you up and shut you down and recognize your genius? To have the world finally treat you with the respect and admiration you deserve? Just sign here. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Inishiro Jon Katz Orion Blastar I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There used to be several folk who have admin rights here. I don't know all of them, I doubt anybody but rusty really knows. Like pwhysall had admin powers. He got pissed because MDC told him to suck his dick or something and pwhysall anon'd him for it. Then everybody bitched and moaned and rusty reinstated the account. They hardly ever hung out here. They would just come swooping in from time to time to meta troll. I don't know if any are left however. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think maybe aphreal and wiredog may be on that list also but like I say i dunno for sure. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From what I recall vaguely CTS was pissed off because K5 didn't hate the same people he hated. "...if you measure the amount of dead in the past 30 years globally due to all terrorist causes, you're piechart of terrorism due to movements who appeal to fundamentalist islam takes the pac man part of the pie chart why do you deny that obvious truth?" - CTS "don't fucking try to group us superior malays in with your mongoloid failings down with han imperialism!" - CTS "japanese weirdness is exceptional" - CTS "some societies are just stupid for example: saudi arabia: brutal, revolting, disgusting. not weird" - CTS "...k5 is my mental trashcan im not here to meet people and be pleasant, im here to be abusive and antisocial..." - CTS "What Really Killed K5 i did give me my props, you fucking twatstains" - circletimessquare So I guess the eight racists are him and whatever dupes he had. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Whoa, hit that link and saw 'INCOMPLETE ROUGH DRAFT' the image of Jonathan Swift and less than a third of the way through Abstract my scroll wheel finger started itching like a sum'bitch. I hit BACK as quick as I could. I thought quitting smoking was hard. After going cold-turkey with Crawford I realize that I am just not ready for this. It's like taking a hit off the Crack Pipe of Crazy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It doesn't say in there anything about his talk radio show. You know old Rush used to be on TV at one time too but when he went to talk radio--for god-damn what is it like six hours a day or something--that's when he got really big. And anytime he wants to he just comes up with a good troll and Jon Stewart, Maddow, and the rest of the bunch will air it for him. I reckon Glen will be more than comfortable with the likes of Art Bell and the rest of the radio kooks. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, you might think your standard Garden Gnome was dangerous enough. But you haven't known true fear, uncertainty, doubt and utter frustration until you have grappled with the dreaded Desktop GNOME. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not like windows or Windows. Not much like a door either, even when a door is not a door. I was going to say that it is quite like a mushroom except that it is completely different. I reckon Gnome is mostly like Gnome. You might like it. It has something to do with panels and bare feet. I'm not sure exactly what but they have quite a thing for feet and panels over there. In fact that just might be Alyssa Milano's foot right there. They look about the same to me. I was once violently defenestrated from a third story motel room. Squirrels were not involved. I had enough trouble with the pigs. Which reminds me, Once-upon-a-time I asked this chick if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. She said no, but she'd been slung around by the tits a time or two. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Our resident squirrel fluffer and foot fetishist could learn a lot from you. +1 FP What an asshole I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You were masturbating while you wrote all that weren't you. EWWWWWWW I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh yeah? Hell. I could've sworn you were a blivet packer. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I see every body polishing up their resumes and CV's. The head-hunters are literally breaking out into fist-fights over these coveted positions. I mean who didn't dream that one day they would grow up, study hard at a university and gain the knowledge and experience necessary to become senior fry cook? I'm telling you, a McRib chef alone probably pulls down at least a three-figure salary not to mention benefits. This is wonderful news for our economy! Oh happy days are here again! The skies above are clear again! So, let's sing a song of cheer again, happy days are here again! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry about that chief But I tell you what, I hear that Sonic Drive In is now hiring. "At Sonic, you'll serve great food, make great friends and soak in a uniquely energetic work environment. Are you hard-working? Motivated? Responsible? Impatient?. Join the fast pace and the fun place at your local Sonic Drive-In." And you don't have to wait til the 19th! "Sonic is looking to immediately fill the following crew member openings: Kitchen staff, carhop, drive-thru, switchboard, prep and fountain. Assistant and shift managers. SONIC, America's Drive-In is the nation's largest chain of drive-in restaurants. SONIC started as a hamburger and root beer stand in 1953 in Shawnee, Okla., called Top Hat Drive-In, and then changed its name to SONIC in 1959. SONIC has more than 3,500 drive-ins coast to coast and $1,093,000 average unit sales (2009 fiscal year) Personal Carhop service is one of the many reasons customers enjoy visiting SONIC. Frequently seen spinning by on roller skates, smiling Carhops personally deliver orders right to the customers' car. I'm telling you KoF, you would look fucking sweet in a pair of tight short shorts cruising around on roller skates. Go For It Man! Grab the Brass Ring! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NO BENNIES?! HA! You must be drinking again Del. Who cares about healthcare? They get an employee discount on food and drink! Don't forget if you're working the grill and it touches the floor, IT's FREE! And if you are upper management like say a shift leader or assistant then your cup (so-to-speak) will runneth over with all that high-school poonanny. Seriously, we're talking dream job here. And I ain't even gotten started on the totally hot and bitchin' corporate attire. He can cure you just by talking to you. He has no degree in Computer Science but he is one of the best debuggers on the planet. He has a Secret so profound he has to keep it locked up in a secured server located in a foreign country. He uses a Xeon Server just to heat his apartment. He is single-handedly creating the most awesome, the most portable, the most cross-platform and most intuitive media player the world has ever seen. He intends to solve, once and for all time, The Software Problem. Simultaneously he will teach the poor children in South America how to program in C and Fortran. One day he will play an untuned piano at Carnegie Hall. He became, for a short time, the physical incarnation of Jesus Christ and entered Hell with Virgil himself. His Reality Distortion Field is 100x greater than Steve Jobs' ever thought of being and has been known to make entire web sites gay for him. I could continue, but why? I'm sure you already get the idea. Unfortunately, K5 is an Albatross around his neck. We are but Ignorant Motherfuckers doomed to be sodomized by supersonic telephone poles while awaiting the blessed OggFrog. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can be all the pubic hair you want to be I wouldn't want to be anywhere near the man's beard let alone his crotch. Jesus, Pnarp. You are one twisted little puppy aren't you? Well to each his own, not for me to judge. Btw I'm making some squirrel chili for tommorrow. You want a bowl? Damn smells good up in here, that crock pot just a simmering! EWWW-Wee! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've heard of bearded clams But not bearded squirrels. Tell you truth, I ain't never looked that close before. Or is that a euphemism? Squirrel with a beard that is. Is that a pet name for your little pecker? Squirrel? Well that makes sense with how you're always talking about squirrels this and squirrels that and probably having a big old chuckle to yourself the whole time. Man, I tell you what, I just woke up this morning. I went in there in the kitchen. I took the lid off that crock. Got me a little bit of that chili and spread it on a cracker. DAMN That stuff so good it would make you want to slap your momma. Let me tell you son, there is something deeply Texan about chili. Anyway, I believe it is going to be a hit this afternoon. I'm a going to put that crock in the carrier and load it up. Beer is already on ice. I got a feeling that it is going to be a good day out here in the Piney Woods of East Texas. Hell yeah! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm saddened to hear you overcompensate for your micro penis by giving it such a large name. It's okay though. I'm sure your boyfriend still loves you despite your short-comings. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's the matter Bob? A reply with no shit about squirrels or philatelic phalanges? LOL. Sorry to disappoint you Bob, I just refer to it as muh dick. Have A Nice Day! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't care for spam although I do love me some potted meat. Man you slabber some of that there on bread with mayonnaise and a big slice of Vidalia onion. It's larrupin' good. I like to slice me up a little Habenero to kick it up a notch. But I tell you what, I could use 72 of them ready-'to-own' slaves to fix the barb-wire fence out there at my dad's place. Keep out the Jackalopes and the Dillards. Now is that an authentic Disco Stick or one of them knock off Donna Summer Disco Sticks? I hope you don't have it confused with a rhythm stick as that is quite a different animal. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wouldn't that be so ironic that the irradiated water would flow out to sea and cause some vent-dweller species to mutate into huge megasaurs. And one day a giant megasauras would return from the sea to wreak havoc on the island of Nippon. GO GO GODZILLA! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I ordered the Anti3D Glasses the ones that turn stressful, nauseating, headache-inducing 3D into soothing, relaxful, immersive 2D featured elsewhere on the other site. LOL, remember when K5 was all competing with /. and we had to call it the other site or get banned? Those were the days huh? Back then rusty and mathowie had a lil sumpin sumpin goin on too. Nowadays it's all monetize the crowd-sourced content going forward and maximize the penetration of our core-competencies. Which makes me wonder, just what is K5's core competency? Oh yeah, I forgot, SODOMY and HORSECOCK. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well aren't you just *SPECIAL* Truthfully though, I only read it for the center-folds myself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A Brazilian Bikini Wax gone wrong. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IN YOUR PANTS! OH, I'M TOUCHING MYSELF RIGHT NOW! BALLS! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HELL YES! Do it for Reagan! Do it for Lockerbie! Do it for Berlin! Just Do It! I woulda done it back in '83 but they wouldn't let me. They wanted me to fuck up Lebanon instead. Sorry guys, if I let ya down. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They think they are Dr. Gregory House and order every damn test known to man and God. Also to guard against a malpractice lawsuit. I bet a large part of medical cost is going into doctors insurance plans. The freaking insurance companies have everyone coming and going. That is who the government needs to focus on. Insurance. But we already saw how reform would be handled. Give 'em more! And make it mandatory! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tax Dat Ass! Other countries can make it work, I don't know why we so special. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why can't we cut a couple dozen Cruise Missiles instead? Don't blow smoke up my ass and tell me it's raining. The money is there it's just not being spent in the right places. Oprah needs to pay tax. I know she is a small bidness creating jobs and all but she needs to fork over that cash. Call it socialism and class warfare all you want. When the shit hits the fan maybe ya'll remember we done tol' you to open the damn window! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Okay, I see what you're saying and yeah no sense having National Healthcare plus Medicare/aide. But you don't have to tell old farts you're cutting anything. Hell, tell them you're giving them more. Just extend the program to where all citizens are eligible. Your going to have to tweak it sure. But they do that all the time with programs like food stamps. It used to be AFDC, then it became TANF and now it is SNAP but everybody still calls it food stamps even if they get a debit card instead of a stamp. People be tripping out, 'Oh no we can't do this' or whatever. We can do a lot of shit when we set our mind to do it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't care who you are that's some funny shit right there. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now that is something I would watch At least once. Especially if you cast this guy. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like Mandelboxes for some reason they are very soothing to me. And time, keeps flowing like a river, to the sea. Till it's gone forever, forrevermore. Goodbye my friends, the stars wait for me. Who knows where we shall meet again, if ever. But time, keeps flowing like a river, on and on to the sea. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Exactly! I have never once eaten foie gras, quiche, or arugula but I expect many a republican has. I also think republicans would be more familiar with champagne and caviar with watercress than beer, barbeque and cheddar cheese. Dems wouldn't key cars either, how childish! But they might have a little tool to release the air out of a tire. Maybe. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Spamming K5 perhaps? How would you expect HS to know? P.S. The parent post reeks of squirrel sodomy, you should get some cologne or take a bath, something! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They laugh but I bet they laughed at the guy that said, 'Hey let's put tap water in a bottle and sell it for a high price!' Who would be stupid enough to buy that shit when it comes out of the tap for damn near free? You watch, that little hippy twat will be selling out to Glade for a bazirrion dorrahs and putting her bare feet up on a rouie vuitton in no time at all. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In this decade INFORMATION WANTS TO BE GATHERED THEY'RE WATCHING YOU! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pharmaceutical Field Agent for a low investment and a cell phone you can enter the exciting world of pharmaceutical distribution! Meet your neighbors and make them your customers! This is an exciting recession-proof industry! Turn dimes into dubs and dubs into diamonds! You could also try Escort Service Management. You can even combine the two. Be your own boss, set your own hours, and never worry about paying taxes or health-care benefits! It's a WIN-WIN! Apply at a craigslist.org or backdoor.com near you! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know you are going to reply with some lame snuffleafagass nonsense but you are not posting any real content. You are just posting teasers that link to your own blog. Although, we might actually have a use for you. You already fulfill much of the criteria; constantly ignoring any sane advice, writing lots of words that may or may not actually fit together, you have your own website that you try to pimp out here, and you do seem pretty nuts. Yes, if you could, perhaps begin development on some type of unneeded software--don't worry you won't need to finish it--just talk about it. A lot. It would also help if you gave away CD's of you playing scales on an untuned piano and mentioned the Thought Police periodically. It would go a long way to help some of our nostalgic members feel a bit more at ease. And don't mind me, I'll just be right over here arranging deck chairs. The orchestra is really outdoing themselves this evening, don't you agree? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You'd have to give him a dupe though from what I gather from Del and others the entrance collapsed some time ago and we're sealed in with no hope of rescue. No new accounts even with $20 bux! It reminds me of that TV movie where there is an American bomber crashed out in the desert and the dudes there trying to figure a way out. Only toward the end do the realize they are nothing but ghosts haunting their downed aircraft. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I thought you were gonna say 'let's get it on' Which is what I get for reading about straight vs gay in BioWare games. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have been reported to the Department of Homeland Security and an investigation is underway. Take-down teams have been dispatched to your location. Deep-field analysis of your postings show that these are obviously Steganographic communications with your Terrorist Overlords. You should be receiving a knock on your door very shortly. I hope you enjoy GITMO, please send us here at K5 a postcard. See 'ya! Wouldn't want to be ya! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We'll all be using it as We're not sure who, or where, we are (eve may have been promiscuous?) What time is it, really? What's really happened so far? We launch ourselves to go on. Mostly based on magnetic power sources that are available to some, now, after the big flash, & already happening fleedom of unprecedented evile et al (which includes some religious trainings/rituals that include real sex/death etc..) Members of our population, which is very very small & will not be missed. To the left, from the north, it resembles a big star, with a small star glued to it. We rarely get to see the night sky lately because of all the fake clouds. Please don't mention Mars or Venus, unless they are visibly falling apart, or stuck together. Maybe donnalee could help you get there? Mark your time. Mark it well. Essential minerals have been added to make it even more satisfying and refreshingly PURE! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Chief Big Balls So Chief, I understand you have quite a way with the ladies? Me Chief Big Balls, Me fuck'em all! Short, Tall, Fat, or Small. Me fuck'em all! I assume you're hung! You damned right! Me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake! You sound somewhat hostile. Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any-style! Me fuck-em all! Oh dear! No deer! Me no fuck'em deer. Asshole too high and fuckers run too fast. No fuck'em deer! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The cavalry shows up kills the braves, rapes the squaws, burns the whole fucking village to the ground and some grunt Union soldier goes home with Chief Big Balls' Balls on a string as a war souvenir. And everyone lives happily ever after. The End I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Count my money or party with bitches. Hundred and fitties or big ass titties. Count the green or get in between those titties. Man, look at them tig o' bitties. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds like a job for donnalee Because if there's a bad comment, he would respond to it, point out why it's bad, and correct it. Further he would automate it by writing an ai that would do it for him. (Because that is just the kind of Rockstar Ruby Programmer he is!). He would back up every decision with some kind of symbolic reasoning laid out explicitly so it can be examined, tested, replicated, etc. And once he's done that, it would be trivial for him to program it, and program a way to respond to it pointing out its flaws in a clinical, unemotional manner that will have the best chance of winning over any reasonable people reading. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I get annoyed by folks on both sides who, in making light of those they oppose, bring up the 'exploratory committee' or 'advisory committee' like that candidate is the only one doing it. The deal is that in America, presidential candidates are products that have to be marketed to the public just like a new flavor of Pringles. A lot of investors money is going to have to go into the advertising campaign and so it is only proper that they run these through some focus groups, market surveys and all that. In this way We the People can eventually decide whether we want 'President Snappy BB-Q with Lime' or 'President Fully-Loaded Baked Potato'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More from the K5 Blotter "When they would ejaculate, they would be getting rid of the evil thoughts in their mind," -Youth Pastor Brent Girouex So this youth pastor in Council Bluffs Iowa told police there that he has sex with teenage boys to cure their homosexuality by praying with them while he fucks them. Repeatedly. Like anywhere from 25 to 100 times. Dude is out on bond now. Spreading the Word. Jesus fucking Christ Hey channel! Sup dawg! Honestly, I just can't . . . process . . . I mean what prayer was he saying? "Bless us Oh Lord for endowing me with this gift that this young man is about to receive in his booty for Christ, Our Lord Amen" And I don't know anything about this guy's religion. Are they into total immersion or is just a sprinkle on the forehead okay? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What other country made movies in the 80's that were worth watching? Other than Akira I mean. Bruce Lee was already gone by the 80's. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No need to go to that extreme! Just flip through a couple weeks worth of Basic Cable and you can watch them all. (Probably 2-3 times in fact.) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Says they met on an Internet Dating site I wonder what that was, PervMatch.com, BabyHarmony.com, 4chan? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think we have some places sort of similar here in the US. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It'll stretch a mile before it'll tear an inch I think I read that in an Erica Jong book but anyway. There was an article linked from FARK a little while back about some chick had a bunch of dope wrapped in a Flaming Hot Cheetos bag stashed up her cooter! I mean God-DAMN, talk about FANCY! That coochie must have an all-leather interior! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Makes more sense than Pnarp +1FP I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That last word doesn't ryhme I'd try to think something up but I just seem to draw a blank. My type falls in the category of 'Previously Disgusted now Mildly Amused' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That damn LibreOffice name has got to go I had trouble with people wanting to know why I wanted them to install that 'Foxfire' on the machines before. It's not so bad now. Then it was "What is this Line-Ex or Loonix?" God help me if I asked them to try something called Ubuntu. At least OpenOffice was a name they could wrap their head around. (Did anybody ever really add dot org out loud?) I swear every time somebody looks at my desktop they have to ask me, "GIMP? Really? What exactly does a program called GIMP do?" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So, did you beat off and go to sleep? You know the kid did. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A positive effect on your life, the lives of others and on the World. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh I don't know If Apple had a NexGen Game Console I think they could give MS a run for the money in that dept. What really strikes me is Microsoft's underlying assumptions about average gamers revealed in that presentation along with their "vision" of what future gaming is going to be like. It is a bit creepy from my POV. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sage Advice (nt) I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't leave me this way A broken man with empty hands. Oh baby please, don't leave me this way. Baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you! So come on down and do what you gotta do. You started this fire down in my soul. Now can't you see it's burning out of control! Come on satisfy the need in me. Because only your good lovin' can set me free... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Reminds of this chick at work awhile back. We're standing there and everybody is watching the fire dept spraying foamy stuff all over her car while it burns in the parking lot. I ask her, "You didn't notice anything wrong? Light on the dash, anything like that?" She says, "Well, there was some dark smoke coming out of the air vents but I just rolled down the windows and kept going." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. On the Amazon - Don McClean On the Amazon, the prophylactics prowl. On the Amazon, the hypodermics howl. On the Amazon, you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting Zodiacs on the wing. All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay All the parasites that come from Paraguay in the spring Hmm, hmm hmmm Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you! And the fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you. Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes! Oh, the Amazon is calling me! Thought you might enjoy that Bob. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Go Fuck yourself is a tried and true abusive phrase that never gets old and holds its own through the years unlike 'kiss my ass', 'suck on this', or 'Bite Me!' which, everyday seem more like an invitation rather than a proper epithet. I also think that substituting 'Fuck' for 'Kill' is both appropriate and humorous in the style of George Carlin's "Okay, Sheriff, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Myself, I would prefer that he continue to live but with a really really bad case of anal and genital itching and burning so he would be constantly scratching his junk and picking his butt and rubbing up against shit the whole time he's on air. Making an 'O' face when he hits just the right spot. Bonus if he randomly squawked or screamed periodically. Much like thawed Phil in that Better off Ted episode. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Circle of Sauron Stolen from Reddit "Towel on the inside. Gentlemen on the outside. I call it "The circle of Sauron"." "A bevy of gentleman get together for an evening of frivolity and begin by getting drunk. Then they place a towel on the floor and gather round in a circle, their naked bodies glistening with oil. Then they all begin to masturbate as furiously as they can, spraying their load in a partial circle onto the towel. If all goes well, the men will have created a perfect circle of seed which one man, designated as Smagol will grab the towel and run around the house naked screaming "MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS!" it's then up to the other men to chase down the oiled and aroused gollum, seize the towel of seed and cast it into the fireplace where its powers are consumed and can never be used for evil again." I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Radioactive Steam escaping from the containment vessel if the core melts through it. IANA Nuclear Engineer though. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Remember it wasn't long ago that a 'Perfect Storm' was going to hit the Gulf and rain fire, death and destruction upon the Third Coast States. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You didn't finish it did you? I don't think you played this game or you would know about that part where Riddick is hiding among the pipes in the shower ceiling and that skinny dude comes in. You have to wait till he turns on the shower and the steam starts fogging everything up and you switch to Riddick's Night Vision or whatever it was called. Then you time it so you drop down on the skinny dude right after he drops the soap and totally SURPRISE! Butt Sechs! Afterward Riddick pulls out that shiv weapon and guts him like a fish. Well, actually I think you can do the neck snap move also. Totally player choice. It was quite controversial at the time but didn't get much media attention because not very many people even bothered to play the game. Hell, it came out what five years ago or something. I don't think I tried the sequel Dark Athena. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It doesn't matter though She could claim that Ronald Reagan fought in the civil war as a young man alongside Abraham Lincoln and folks would eat it up. It ain't like any of them are up on their history either. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm sure there are some people that don't make it because if they an answer correctly the bit wouldn't be funny. Still and all I think you overestimate the intelligence of the average man on the street. Try it yourself sometime. Just ask some people at work some basic elementary school questions and see what you get when they don't have Google at their fingertips. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Daylight Savings Time is just another way Big Government interferes with our lives. What are we saving the daylight for? So our president can give it away to the mooselims and deprive our unborn feetueses of their GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO A NATURAL DAY. This is an afront against our LORD who created the SUN and the TIDES that go in and go out YOU CAN'T EEXPLAINIT!!1! We should join the GREAT STATE of ARIZONA, the state that doesn't hold with illegal aliens, uppity LIEberals, or Daylight Thiefs! Leave your clock the way GOD HIMSELF INTENDED! DON'T LET THE GOVERNMENT TAKE YOUR DAYLIGHT! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DO A BARREL ROLL! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How's it hanging Bob? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's good to know Bob. You're quite the narcissist aren't you? "A looking glass in every garage and an egg in every pot!" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Much as you would want it to Bob, unfortunately life does not revolve around groinrinse. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree that Unity is extremely painful fortunately, although it is the default it is not mandatory and easy to make 'go away' (Classic Gnome at login) unlike most of the Windows UI which, without jumping through hoops, is mandated and mandatory. And of course there are numerous other distributions other than just Ubuntu that are starting to really look good desktop wise anyway. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think 99% of the people that are dissing on Charlie and thinking he's crazy and out-of-control are just jealous that they can't be doing the same thing. I haven't listened to his rants but I have read a few transcripts and the guy makes perfect sense to me. Some people who aren't ROCK STARS like Sheen and Sam Kinison just can't handle that kind of lifestyle and they are jealous and angry that there exist people who do because they don't fit into their little narrative. It won't be the crazy or the drugs that bring him down it will be the little dickless wonders chipping away at him or perhaps one drunk driver. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So I turned on TV and HLN was showing beauty tips. I tuned to CNN and the talking heads there were discussing what a boon this would be to the Japanese economy, creating jobs and driving demand for building material. After the break they said they would talk about how the events have affected Social Media, specifically Twitter and Facebook. I had to turn it to MSNBC to get any semblance of 'News'. I sure do miss Walter Cronkite. Thank goodness for the Internet. I don't even . . . I can't imagine what the world looks like to luddites that don't have net access and still get all their news from TV. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I gave the ladies in my Bible study group each one of these. I was asked, "Why would you DO such a thing?" I said, I didn't really know what it was I just thought it was the latest thing and the ladies in the commercial seemed to really like it. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Because she got *THREE* of them I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When there are on average 5 to 8 comments what is the point? It's not like this is reddit or slashdot with a hundred plus comments on each submission. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "almost all k5 comments are a complete waste of space" - rmg Which reminds me of another more insidious problem; "those of us who have been around here a little while have no doubt noticed an unusual, and disturbing trend. articles written by turmeric are at an all time low, while articles not written by turmeric seem to by multiplying -- with no end in sight. this is an unfortunate reality we all face. we are losing our moral compass. it may be fun to read articles about video games and whatever politico-technico-cultural socio-economic claptrap k5 user #43456 has to put on the table, but it erodes at our collective ethical backbone. we have lost the common strand that once bound us together like so much summer straw. turmeric's works, like those of any great author, provide a cultural and textual context for the discourse of our times. without these articles we once took for granted, we are losing our ways and succumbing to the woes and uncertainties of our postmodern world. reading turmeric's works builds character. when i think of kuro5hin.org, i think character. but what if we lose that character? would we be any different than slashdot? i think not. these non-turmeric articles are like bush's tax cut -- it tastes good, but it'll kill ya. keep this in mind when you vote. you don't want to kill the community, do you?" I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Delete System32 It'll fix you right up. For some reason anti-virus programs fail to flag System32 (it is an extremely insidious virus). Do a search on your system and if you have kernel32.dll and user32.dll then you are most likely part of a botnet. To prevent this infection in the future follow these instructions. No, that's alright, no thanks needed, glad to help. Us kurons have to stick together or else we'll fall apart or something like that. By the way don't forget this weekend is DST! Remember Fall Forward and Spring Back so get ready to set your clock back one hour this weekend! xoxoxoxo I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't Panic! First off, be sure and have your towel handy. (You do know where your towel is right?) It should be the red one under the sofa, no, not there, THERE! YES! RIGHT THERE! I warn you that if you get it anywhere near your nose you'll end up with an erection lasting more than four hours. I would not recommend using your erection for a tampon although in an emergency it may be used as a flotation device. You should never under any circumstances iron either an erection or a tampon. Ironing your toes is perfectly acceptable and is quite the fashion or so I hear. As for your computer, I'm afraid at this point you are out of luck and your only hope is to scrub the machine. I would suggest taking it in the bath with you. Viruses HATE water you know. Just be sure and leave it plugged in so the wee nasties have someplace to go. You don't want them jumping on you! Be sure and use plenty of soap and don't spare the conditioner either. It will help increase your framerates. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Unless you happen to be Spongebob I doubt that your erection has the necessary absorbency. While your penis may serve well in plugging a hole in a dyke the standard Government issue female is not constructed to exacting standards and thus they, for want of a better term, leak. I notice that your list does not include substituting for a balloon animal at a children's party. I seem to be ahead of you on that score. Although I admit the pear tree was quite difficult to pull off and I was extremely sore for weeks. I am most interested in the part about the goat lure. I'm sure my fellow kurons would be interested as well. Please to be posting the details of that adventure to the queue. Irregardlessly yours, -T to the muthafuckin D! illo. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you're saying you participated in GOAT BUKAKKE. Getting them all to come like that was quite a feat. I wish you had taken video, that would surely get massive hits on BlueTube. We used to keep goats, sheep, deer and other animals in our petting zoo. The game wardens and animal control would often confiscate them from people who were keeping them illegally or mistreating them and bring them to us. This is back when I lived in the cave. The goats amused me because they would look behind themselves and fart then wag their little tail like they were fanning it out. Very proud of it. One of the young deer liked to eat tobacco. We would have to be careful and strip the filter off the cigarette or else it would eat that too. We had rams in another pen. It was something to see when they went into rut. They would face off and run at one another and BAM! like a rifle-shot. They weren't small either. I was afraid they would knock each other out or crack their skulls open. They would try to lock horns and wrestle sometimes but we taped the points so they couldn't gore each other. Still they could do some damage with their hooves. Eventually though one would emerge the victor and go and mount the ewes. I kinda have the feeling you might be fibbing just a little bit talking about whipping your member out in front of a bunch of goats. I can see where they might be attracted to it especially if you were waving it around. However, I don't think you would have been in possession of it for very long because a goat, well they'll bite down on damn near anything they think might be tasty. Instead of Phillip I reckon folks might be calling you 'Bob'. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bob Peter I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know what happened to the little boy who thought? He thought he farted but in fact he shit his britches. Yeah I think I'll call you Bob. Not Borb or Norb but Bob. Short-dick Bob. That'll be your nickname. Has a catchy ring to it. Which reminds me of a story about another young man. This boy was quite a smart ass. One day he was watching the blacksmith working on horseshoes. The blacksmith would take them horseshoes out of the fire red hot. He'd beat em into shape and dunk em in a pail of water where they'd hiss real loud and then he'd chunk em over into a pile. Well the boy was over there eying that pile and the blacksmith told him, said, 'Don't mess with them horseshoes son, they're mighty hot.' Then the smith went on back to his business. Sure enough, directly that ol' boy reached down and picked up a horseshoe. Just as quick as he did he threw it right back down. The smith looked at him and said, 'See, I told you it was hot. You shouldn't have messed with it.' But the little smart ass said, 'She-it, that thing weren't hot 'tall. It just don't take me long to look at a horseshoe.' You oughta keep that in mind Bob. It don't take long to look at a horseshoe. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'Bout that long I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 3 Stage Decision Engine Whiskey, Weed, and Wheel of Fortune. Actually, this is Not True. I'm just shining you on. Fact of business I have a favored Magic 8 Ball from my youth that I consult regularly. I just now, in fact asked it a question. I asked, 'Is this diary gay?' and it answered, 'Absolutely!' I have had it a good quarter century and it has never failed me. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What an absolutely silly idea I don't think your proposal will get any traction in THESE United States. Maybe that's the way they do things in Soviet Obamastan but here in the REAL America whomever shouts loudest and brings the biggest guns to the rally WINS! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. True Innovation I have developed a 3D backscatter device in order to take your full-body scan. I input this into a minicomputer I built that converts the data and feeds it to a 3D Printer which prints out a dildo modeled after your penis. This I enclose in bubble wrap and overnight to you. Once you receive the 'package'--so-to-speak--you remove it from the bubble wrap and proceed to go fuck yourself. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Plaster of Paris is too 'hands on' and requires either consent or restraint. I'll just abuse technology and violate from a distance. Spank you very much. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WRECKED HIM? FUCKING KILLED HIM! Sorry, sorry. I know I know. I had to I just couldn't resist. I'll go sit in the corner now. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My horse was killed by a cougar I skinned the horse and the cougar. Then I whistled and another horse showed up but this horse was a Unicorn. He asked me to remove my clothes and mount him. I rubbed his unihorn and made magical Unicorn jelly. Then I shot him and skinned him. I whistled once more and a beautiful Pegasus arrived with rainbows shooting from his ass. I mounted him also and we flew off above the clouds where we lived happily ever after. Until I shot him and skinned him. The horse is truly a wondrous creature. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sewed em up and made me a horseskin spacesuit what else. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Codeine may play a minor role as well I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. no it was prescribed normally i would get vicodin but the doc thinks it might be bad for my heart I dunno. Half the time I think they're full of shit. But I don't know what the deal is with pnarp. Not like k5 has the google juice it used to and kurons and eggmen don't mix. maybe bit by bit we can push him over the edge into 1000+ word rants. Right now it's just silliness but Rome wasn't burned in a day. One thing I found out though they say don't mix alcohol with it but a little Turkey to wash it down and i sleep like a fuckin baby in a dry-cleaning bag. No tossin' nad turnin' just relaxed like a well fitting pair of slacks. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My son looked at his choices after HS and his thinking was pretty much along those lines. Do I really want to go into debt to fund my education? He decided no, that wasn't what he wanted to do at all. So he joined the Air Force. Now he lives in Las Vegas, goes to work out in the desert and he's getting his degree all at the same time. He has fun, he has savings, he's developing technical skills. I really think that intelligent young adults should really consider going into the military these days rather than getting saddled with debt going to college. The pointy-end of the military is a mighty small part these days. Of course if you're hugin and you have AIDS then forget it, you're better off at HUSI. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's you though. There are some people that have their shit together and can self-motivate and have the initiative to do things. However, most of the kids running up debt in college are smart but they need to be directed and a lot of them are not going to get hired doing what they want and they are not going to be making crazy money. They're going to be doing shit work with shit hours and they won't be able to do anything about it because they are going to be in debt. So what I'm saying is that the kids should be looking at the military the same as they look at going to school. Weigh the options. Problem is PR, people think military equals gun-toting in Afghanistan or Iraq and it's all like Boot Camp. But it's not like Hollywood has it. The reality is that for a lot of ratings it's not much different from working at any big corporation. There are a lot of jobs open that don't have anything to do with toting a gun or any of that gung-ho lifer-dog shit. But I'm not going to sit here and try to sound like a recruiter. I'm just saying there are more options for these young people than getting saddled with student loan debt. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably for the best We don't have a KFC here. We used to, once, a long time ago. It is never spoken of. If you ask the locals about it they will hiss and quickly cross themselves while spitting over their left shoulder. It was from a time before. A time best forgotten. We have a Church's and a Popeyes. I haven't eaten at either place so I'm not sure how good they are although I have bought jalapeno bombers from Church's because they are great drunk food. Believe it or not the BESTEST fast-food chicken joint in town is the deli at the grocery store. It's awesome and comes with all the sides for a great price. I don't always eat deep-fried fowl but when I do I get it from the deli. Now there is a chicken place where the old KFC used to be. I think the ground is cursed or something though. You can even see the outline of where the Colonel used to smile benevolently down on the customers like some kind of royalty. I had the misfortune of visiting this new chicken place once when I was in a hurry and it was right there conveniently located. The cool wind in my hair and the warm smell of calitas rising up through the air. I should have known there was going to be trouble when I pulled up to the drive thru and saw the intercom was disabled. I would have just gone on but a door in back opened and a large head adorned with an even larger afro appeared and said, 'Yo! What kin we getcha?' I made my order and the guy tells me the total and says drive on up to the window. So I drive up to the window and other than the intercom everything looks kosher. So I get my chicken and haul ass to where I needed to be. Well when I get there I get my box of chicken and it is slick from grease that leaked out the bottom. I'm like WTF? I open the box and I don't know what to think. I'm telling you. This chicken. You could well imagine that it had been kept in cages like those POW's in 'Nam where they're damn near drowned out in the river. Fed a subsistence ration of moldy rice and water. Then, suffering from dysentery and malaria they are forced to march through the jungle and over mountains to the coast where they are chained in a hot, crowded, sunless hold. They spend months on the sea forced to drink their own urine to survive. Eventually they make port and brought in to be slaughtered. Yeah it wouldn't be hard to imagine that is the ordeal that chicken went through. It's probably a good thing you didn't eat all sixteen buckets. Probably. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, I do. Hurts as bad as getting the end of one's penis caught in one's zipper. Which made me pause a minute to think. You know the worst thing about being served by black folk is if you find a hair in your food you can't really tell if it's from their head or their pubes. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your poll is labeling me Which is insulting and makes me feel alienated. I am quite liable to respond harshly. I might even be moved to employ a swear word. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where is my Hempcar? It's been like 10 years now and I'm ready to toke and roll. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is Scoop Over? lol I didn't think anything would be deader than K5. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In the interest of efficiency could you break your little rants down and number them? So like then you could just post "1, 6, 5, 13" It would just make it easier on everybody. You would have more time to progrqam your sexbot and KoF could ) them more quikcly, you know just we could get along better so much. Ya dig? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AKIRUGURDUNFURDUN!!!! FOOFAH MAH GOODENSLAD! ESTASEEWHATL POPOKATEPAL GUSENDENHEIGHT! HEY! You look like you need a monkey! Yes sir! I mean, no sir! I mean, yes to the first part and no to second part...sir! Unfortunately, no one lives forever. By the way, have you seen my goat? We were just having dinner and ... I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are You Insulting My Monkey? But anyways no, not that monkey. This one. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dear Pnr0p I have a question that I think you and you alone might be able to answer. Perhaps. You know when people make that techno beat sound with therie mouth? Like in that one esurance commercial and that claptrap in Borderlands "Chekck me out I'm dancin I'm dancin!"? Yeah that How do you spell that? Can you use it ina sentience? Hey thanks dawg! Really. Your a goiod egg. Don't beleive that shit they say about you man, dont even, they just can"t you know they get their mind wrapped around it you know masn? you feel me? OH MAN DOUBLE MOTHERFUCKINGF RAINBOWS UP IN THIS BITCH FOR REALZ!!!! WOAH Dawg, I woyuld stay and chat some more I love too but I got to be going, aigyht man later I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was as useful as tits on a boar hog But thanks for trying. So anyways, how was your Sefernday? Mine was a blast. I so got fucked up. Like a BIG dog. Fact of business I had to shave off pert near all his damn back hair just to cure the hangover. But it was worth it. I think. My memory of the pro-ceedings is a might fuzzy. If'n you savvy the coon shit on the pump handle and I s'spect you do. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know, if you could write worth a shit you probably have a million little amusing anecdotes you could put together involving old software in a Simon Travaglia kinda way. People eat that shit up you know. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I use calibre on regular GP hardware. I just can't see myself spending good money on such a single purpose device. I don't have any problem reading from monitor or laptop because I've been doing it for years. I was reading ebooks long before they were cool first from USENET (before Deja & Google) and then from IRC. But now if I'm going to read on the beach, in the tub, or in bed then I'm going to go with an old paperback anyways. Generally purchased from a used bookstore not some homo outlet in the mall. (not that there is anything wrong with that, my sexuality is not threatened by bookstore clerks nor apple employees) The only thing about bookstores (and libraries too) is I get into those stacks and I get these uncontrollable urges to fart. I mean it happens EVERYTIME. I'll be in there five minutes and the feeling hits. What is worse is I kinda giggle when some mom & her kid are walking around and she all-of-a-sudden looks at the kid and like stage whispers 'Do you need to go to the bathroom?' 'No mommy' 'Are you SURE? You know you really shouldn't do that in public. At least excuse yourself.' 'But mom...!' I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not really a bad idea I'm not gay but I can tell you that you probably don't want to know where my sweaty fingers have been. Hell, I don't think you want to know where at least one of my sweaty fingers is right now. Which reminds me, it's about time I got around to scraping that junk out from under my fingernails. But at least you don't have to worry about me touching my junk or anything. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know, I'm probably full of shit but thinking about what you say I kinda have the feeling that it may be about possession. I mean most young guys I know are all "Hell Yeah!" when it comes to a girl giving it to him but all "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?' when it comes to her giving it out to somebody else. So perhaps the guys are trying to head that off by proposing. It's hard for me to say because a lot of the values these days are topsy-turvey from what I grew up with. Me, I dunno. I come from a different world and culture than what it is today. I knew when I was young that I was going to be married. I just had that temperament. I'm not so much to look at now but when I was in my teens and twenties I was pretty blessed and didn't want for dates. I knew also from the adults I grew up around that the whole 'love' thing was pretty much over-rated. My thing was I wanted somebody that was like my best friend and then I figured the 'love' would come out of that. And we're coming up on 30 years in October. I couldn't imagine it being any different. But do men *really* want no strings sex? I mean in general. I'm sure there are some dudes around that never really advanced beyond puberty. If so, it's been available since, what, Mary Magdelene at least? But back then and now you still have guys wanting to get married. Maybe the whole thing about what women want and what men want wrt marriage is like niggers wanting fried chicken and watermelon? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But I live in South Central Hell you can't get any more South and you can't get much more Central 'less you're talking about Oklahoma maybe. We ain't even got a KFC here and it's like 26%. I tell you what they do like though. You damn sure don't want to come between a nigger and a rack of BBQ ribs that is for damn sure. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like the last paragraph, insightful. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What is with people and Oprah? Why don't you want to tax Oprah? You think she doesn't have the money? I think John Boehner must have some kind of thing going with Oprah, I mean she is the 'American Small Business' he keeps talking about right? So why can't we tax Oprah? I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No we don't, that's why my post We just gave Oprah and her friends on The View a big ol Honkin Tax Break, (well extended it), WTF why? If shit is as bad as they (TP'ers) say then WHY DON'T we tax fucking Oprah? And what kind of pension fucking benefits are Boehner and the Wall-Street Gang's and all them others getting? HUH? Oh fuck but it's EVIL Commie Pinko Unions getting all these nice bennies and that is just WRONG! We need to cut off Welfare while we're at it. Why I heard tell some of them lucky sons-a-bitches don't even have to file Income taxes! What kind of shit is that? They get all that free goddamn food and rent subsidy and a cash stipend and just live the life of Reilly. It's a travesty I tell you a goddamn travesty! I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Assume Printing Money That's what donnalee always says, deficits don't matter so we can fund shit by printing money. Because according to him banks don't have a divine right to create money. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But we are sucking at our core competencies Music, Movies, Microcode(software), and High-speed Pizza Delivery. Truly a sign of our impending crash. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wrong tools See xkcd.com/866/ I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dad's mother's family is from there. They had a ranch for a good while then sold it when they got old, moved into town. Played in the playground at the church but it has changed a bit since I was there last. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ren Faire Wedding: an Albatross Around the Neck of Every Creative Person Nimey. --I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted he Are you now or have you ever been a Vatican Assassin Warlock? Do you work for the Pope? Do you do strafing runs in your underwear? I believe you do. --I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted he At least you know they're willing to swallow just about any old line of bullshit. I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I would most certainly love to grab your handle with a firm sure grip. I would hold your mouth under running water until you were near-drowned. I would then place your bottom on the stove and light a fire under you so hot to make you scream. Then I would pour the scalding water from you into my cup to make my TEA! EARL GREY! HOT! After you had served my purpose I would wipe you down and place you back in a dark cupboard to be ignored until I had use of you again. At least you won't have to fear for any crumpets although there may be a Ding-dong or two. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say one lump? Or Two? And do you fancy cream? -- I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Eyedolatry? For hirsute foreskin? My word. Well, to each his own. Although I admit my eggspectations have been scrambled. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NULLO-fication That's exactly what the tea-party needs, lots and lots of Nullofication. Of course then they'd go from being a tea-bagger to auto-drip. -- I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, they get in the way and when they get on them they take on the same attitude that a Cabbie has with respect to Pedestrians. Now, originally I believe they were intended for use by the elderly, injured and handicapped. It didn't take long though before the People of Walmart got the idea 'HEY you mean I can sit on my ass AND get my monthly ration of Ding-Dongs? SIGN ME UP!' -- I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh god yes and you should see the bloody fights that ensue when there ain't enough to go around. I remember this one time there was this old guy braining this 425lb woman with his oxygen tank while she tried to kick his cane out from under him. She won and rolled off with a big smile on her bruised face. And Yeah, I shop at Walmart. Where the hell else ya going to go unless I want to drive all the way damn near to Houston? -- I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If she didn't like it she'd say something to him herself. She's probably wondering why the brother ain't fucked her yet. My advice is to stay the fuck out of it unless you're hoping for some three-way action with the brother and the 13yr old model. (yeah I know you said barfely legal but we at K5 know what you really mean.) Too late for the boyfriend, he probably wouldn't do anything if she was giving y'all blow jobs on the porch. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Everybody that has any sense knows that Fortress Craft is going to be the be all and end all game. I mean that is just the way it is. This is going to be like fucking PAC-MAN but not Pac-Man. Sorta like if you made a game where this yellow dude ate little pills and it had ghosts and all that shit but it totally wasn't Pac-Man because you named it PILL-Man or something. WAR WAR WAR WAR all these games about WAR. Man why can't there be like a peaceful game? One where deficits didn't matter and you could print money and usufruct all over the map. That's the fucking game we need. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did somebody just say 'Weeaboo?' 'cause I think I just heard someone say 'Weeaboo.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Touch it What? TOUCH IT! Hmmm Well? Feels like Commodity Cheese Uh huh, very well then, smell it. What? SMELL IT! Hmmm Well? Uh, well, smells like Commodity Cheese I see, well then, taste it. WHAT?! TASTE IT! Uh hmmm Well? GACK! Tastes like Commodity Cheese! Ah! Very well, It must be Commodity Cheese! Good thing we didn't read it! Yes, good thing indeed! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LURK MOAR It ain't the same like it was back in 'ought four. Around these parts we don't cotton to beanpoles, being as they are both Inefficient and more to the point Insufficient. Rather we kurons prefer supersonic telephone poles for our boinking needs. As for the referenced comment, it is quite on topic. Being that the topic is GAY DIARY. Extinguish your smoking materials and PLEASE keep your hands and feet within the ride at all times. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If that is the case then I believe you should chew a little more thoroughly. I imagine that would be quite embarrassing for you, especially in mixed company. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Really? R e a l l y? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't feel that hot breath on your shoulder? Whatever you do, DON'T TURN AROUND! I don't want you to end up like the last one and turn into a pillar of . . . well, just, let us not allow THAT again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We're going to tha Freaker's Ball Tonite, at the Freaker Hall and you know you're invited one and all. So come on baby, grease your lips. Grab your hat and swing your hips. Oh, don't forget to bring your whips cause we're going to the Freaker's Ball. All the fags and the dykes are boogie'n together. The leather-freaks dressed in all kinds of leather. The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too screaming, "PLEASE WHIP ME! and I'LL WHIP YOU!" The F.B.I. is dancing with the junkies and all the straights are swinging with the funkies. Across the floor and up the wall we're freakin at the Freaker's Ball. Everybody is kissing each other. Brother and sister and son with mother, hell, smear my body up with butter! I'm going to the Freaker's Ball! I'll be tweaking at the Freaker's Ball! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was changed This is a piece of three dimensional candy that you can literally taste with your eyes. I have washed my clothes several times since this experience and they are still crispy. The only thing I don't understand is "why can't I see anything else?". Please listen to me. That face, it's all I see. I close my eyes and he is there. I dream and every character in my dream is him. I'm getting used to it but driving is still hard. Also, sometimes I put a nail into a bowl of water to make the tones descend to a place where I stop tasting blood. If I ever get out of here I am going to melt down my wax fingers and stop pointing at the sky without having something where the river is electric and another when the time says it is supposed to be. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think the guy is a dick not for what he did so much but that he intended to do it. In the article linked from Fark or Reddit earlier in the week he said that if he had told the school what he really was going to do they wouldn't have let him do it. It seemed to me also that the parents were primarily upset because the faces of their kids apparently enjoying the song were 'clearly identifiable'. So yeah, he was a dick and I'm glad he's getting fucked with. Serves him right. Now if he had done something like TOSH.0 does (like making it look like he's naked on a merry-go-round in front of kids) but let the parents KNOW that's what he was doing and then got in trouble I would be all FUCKING FASCIST POLICE! But no, not in this case. Fuck him. Repeatedly. In multiple orifices. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In the first place He should've been upfront about what he was trying to do. In the second place if they can try pre-teens as adults and fine people millions of dollars for a handful of songs then yes, it's totally justified. Anyways, make him think and maybe make others think a little bit before they go and do something stupid. This society will tear itself apart if we don't keep things together with a healthy dose of good old-fashioned FEAR and RESPECT. A little Fear and Respect of God and a little bit Fear and Respect of Authority. People running AMOK in this society. AMOK I SAY! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My, what a non-violent sentiment. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You need a vacation! Just a hop, skip and a JUMP (over the fence) away! Oh and Happy Birthday localroger. I'm older'n you though and I'm surprised you're still around. I was always hoping you'd die off and they'd get someone in here that knew what the hell they were doing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IN YOUR PANTS! In HONOR of this OCCASION I hereby present donnalee the coveted Kuro5hin Jerkoff of the Year Award. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It was interesting I was amazed that WATSON did as well as it did, but what I think was more interesting was the few times it flubbed it flubbed big-time. It was also cool to be able to see the other 'guesses' along with their confidence levels. Of course this is the first round and it's easy enough that I even know a few of the answers. It will be really interesting to see how it fares in the more difficult rounds to come. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Compound Interest No money down, Big Busty Blondes and unbridled Steroid use. The right to walk softly and carry a Big Fucking Stick.* *while wearing sparkly multi-colored spandex and a mask. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. dessicated faux pig meat is a good substitute for pepperoni in a pinch. Goldfish die easily anyway so you came out a head on that. I doubt they had the forethought to provide for their loved ones by pre-purchasing burial arrangements. Goldfish are so selfish. I would replace the revolving underwear for reciprocating underwear were I you. It is much more reliable, fuel-efficient and quite stylish to boot. Oh, and I got your nose. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's Lara Croft's Birthday of course! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know that somewhere in Virginia in a small concrete room buried deep under a nondescript federal building, there is a team of experts--right this very minute--trying to ferret out what 'The Triforce' really means. Remember FBI, You Raf, You Ruse! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Screw sentient robots I wouldn't ever be able to trust a robot or computer that was sentient. Actually I figure that even if a computer had all the capacity to think that its thoughts would be so alien to ourselves that it would be difficult if not impossible to communicate. Think about it, it would have absolutely no shared points of reference other than existence itself. Would it believe that we even existed? How could we prove it? Would we be like angels or demons to them perhaps? Something that was only input. The hubris comes, I believe, not from thinking that we can create an artificially sentient being but that we could control it once we did. I think God had the same problem. He went and set all this Garden of Eden stuff up and it's all fucking perfect but we didn't quite function according to design. First rattle out of the box and we're overflowing our buffers and accessing restricted memory. Hiding our .profiles and in no time at all we're killing off competing processes. What would be cool though is if we could design a robot into which we could upload our own consciousness. Not for everybody of course. We don't want crackheads, hobos or worse lawyers being immortal. Just those of us deserving of everlasting hedonistic life on Earth. I would probably enjoy it more if we had something like the Matrix, some type of virtual reality. However, I damn sure wouldn't want to trust anybody overseeing the damn thing. I've played The Sims. I already know what that reality would be like. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Expert Systems Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the first ever, fully automated, transoceanic flight. That is correct folks there are absolutely no human pilots or flight attendants on board. Everything is fully automated. Relax and enjoy your flight as our robotic attendants tend to your every need. Revel in the knowledge that human technology has created expert flight systems that are guaranteed safe and efficient and where absolutely nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wron, go wroooooonnn... The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yul Brenner reference. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's why God invented shackles and basements Sixteen is a magic number, they is just about ripe then. What they call 'The Peak of Freshness'. They sure seem to turn pretty quick after that. Only thing I got to argue with you jxg is that a man who is gainfully employed doesn't mind buying little trinkets for his woman now and again. It's not completely worthless. See it serves two purposes. One, it makes her feel appreciated so she is a bit more docile and easier to handle. Like giving an apple to your horse. Pretty much the same thing really. Two, it lets all the other swinging dicks know what's what. That and the arsenal you got hanging out on the gun rack of your pick-up. Finally, your comment on the dog reminds me of one of my favorite little sayings. You might have heard it, it's called the loyalty test. You see, you lock up your girlfriend or wife as the case may be along with your dog in the trunk of the car. You can put all three back there if you've a mind too. Anyways, you wait a hour or so and come back and open the trunk and see who is glad to see you. I tell you what, that's how you Git 'R Done! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah "Shit, man. I was about to pull out my nine and put a cap in that pig's ass." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't pay any tax at all do you? It's all free money as far as you're concerned, correct? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, it's a rhetorical question I know I suppose I was trying to shame the man into realising that his whole schtick about Society, Money and Property is pretty silly coming from someone who is dependent on that same society to provide for his well-being. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They ask me if I'm a Mac or PC I tell em I'm an Ubunturd. I didn't realise at the time that I was furthering the assholciation between GNU/Linux and shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. She just got a ticket to play in the Great American lottery. J.G. Wentworth is already whispering in her ear, "Tell 'em girl - IT'S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!" Mixed messages from these grocery stores though. You got one handing out abortions and another one handing out sperm samples. Weird weird weird. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think they were going for the canonical look. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Houston SNOWpocalypse Thanks to the Weather channel it seems this whole area shut down yesterday. They were predicting a whole 2-3 inches of snow! I swear, people were acting like it was going to be Chicago. In the end I don't think we managed a whole half-inch. Good excuse to take Friday off though. They have been talking about rolling blackouts brownouts all over. Fortunately I haven't seen any of that either. I feel for those of you buried up to your ass in snow and ice the last couple of days. I'll be sure and lift my glass to you. I hate cold. The coldest I've ever been it was around -40^f. I was standing portside bridge watch in the Arctic circle. I didn't watch shit. I hunkered under the aft bulwark out of the wind until my relief arrived. It took me six weeks to thaw out I swear to God. Now you may have seen these already but I thought they were pretty cool in an extremely Geeky sort-of-way. Unexpected turn of events during Gang Fight Fallout: Nuka-Cola BreakI LOVE the V.A.T.S. effect. Beyond Black Mesa Y'all have good goddamn day now ya hear? It's pretty nice out right now Supposed to warm up good tomorrow and the next couple days then it'll get shitty again for a bit. Thing is people freak out about the weather too much around here and I don't know why, hell everybody's driving a damn Duely, Hummer, or an F150. If you can't get where you're going in one of those well then you ain't got no business going. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Weird it's straight up YouTube and I'm on FF myself. It's on this dude's channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/adaunn Titled 'gang fight! knocked out!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You nearly joined the Great Pantheon of Kurons but yet on the pinnacle of success you turn back to a cold lonely tent with only your "Portable Buddy" for companionship. One thing I don't understand, with all that socialist welfare hippie usufruct talk it seems you would be more sociable. You know, get to know people, in a Life, the Grand Adventure sort of way. Instead you're just a shy Ted Kaczynski sort of fucker aren't you? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From reading your posts over the years I honestly believe that you yourself are the source of your own 'fantastic mental suffering'. It wasn't the schools fault that you were smoking up in the bathroom. That was your own choice. You freaked when the camper parked nearby. Why? What threat did they pose? You expect others, (the Government and Society) to give to you (Income & Food) and share with you (Property and Shelter) but what do you offer in return? Just a better environment for yourself? Oh yeah, everything will be better for everybody just trust me. How is that any different from the average Joe? How is that different from the guy that sits in front of the TV all jealous at the celebs? He too thinks that one day he's going to get that Big Break. I compare you to Kaczynski because, like him, you think you are different, that you are apart and special. In reality you're just another swinging dick just like any other. Thing is shit doesn't work the way you want it so you figure everybody else is stupid and wrong. Maybe it is you that is suffering from cognitive dissonance. But then what do I know, it's not like I'm some computer scientist. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Katie Couric tripped over the cable and pulled it loose. They would restore it but all the IT people are outside busy hurling concrete and shit. Sorry man it might be awhile. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Barrabas->Blastar The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I Scry with my Magic Eye . . . I see . . . a dim hallway, deep inside what looks like some institution. Within the hallway is a steel gurney upon which lies a man in heavy leather restraints. He stares at the ceiling listlessly. A rivulet of drool seeps from one corner of his mouth. He is mouthing the words . . . 'Ignoran...motha...fu'ers...flyin dougnuh...fuken MOON!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aww NAW My mother-in-law loves that show. She's going to be all, 'Hey. What's this Kay-Dee-Eee? Does it have Solitaire?' Honestly though that might be a good move for KDE. Beats the shit out of Sienfeld and Madonna. Faster than the speeding light she's flying The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Make up your mind I can't take all this stress! You want us to be competitive, intelligent AND productive? AT THE SAME TIME? Who do you think we are? Asian? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's cool, all the ugly bits are covered in black. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Frank Zappa obviously, UFool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Without Mothers You would deprive the Ignorant Motherfuckers who would then have no Mothers, Ignorant or Otherwise, to fuck. You would also condemn millions of future children to become, without mothers, Right Bastards. I have written my congress person to inform them we need an 'In Defense of Motherhood' bill forthwith! Look, see what you did! You have made Boehner cry! We're keeping our eye out on you. Gonna send you to the camps with that Olbermann fella. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't care much for Chocolate Chip rather prefer Macadamia Nuts but it so happens we are out of Macadamia Nut cookies but there was some of those M&M cookies. So I grabbed a couple after supper this evening. Well, somebody left a box of dryer sheets right next to the bag for some reason and the cookies tasted like Downy. No dessert for me this evening. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So where can I get my Action Figure ROBAMA!? That is just awesome in a can. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Firefox can't find the server at www.tubgirl.com. Have I been trolled? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I saw that, pretty funny. The General Population of what? Pelican Bay? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Comcast has bought NBC ABC is owned by Disney I don't think I'm going to believe ANY media! It doesn't matter anyway. The headline news these days is - "Let's go to our Twitter feed to find out what YOU are thinking! Remember, our story tonight is, 'Do you believe President Obama looks better in a pair of chinos?' Follow us on Twitter or Like us on Facebook. We'll have the answer to this burning question of national importance right after the break!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Keith gets confused. Uh which way we supposed to lean again? Maddow on the other hand figures it's a call to genuflect. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is it hopeless? Colbert had Sherry Turkle on talking about her book Alone Together last night. I haven't read the book but based on their discussion she says we are being weaned away from the 'meaty' kind of commentary--like you might have found on an early K5--and trained, more-or-less into making 'sound-bite' style comments that fit into 140 characters or less. I'm afraid any kind of commentary that is truly interesting or insightful is going to be dismissed with TL;DR. Even doing away with FIRST POST type comments I still think that the more popular comments are going to be Taglines, trolls, and other types of things that can be digested quickly over a cup of coffee while at work. Comment Twinkies so-to-speak. Of course I'm only talking about the general web. Any attempt to reign in 4chan at this point is going to be like trying to herd cats. Big feral cats while you are wearing a meatsuit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. they don't have childhoods Childhoods are over-rated. I think it's the same mindset that makes many people believe that like the 80's were better or that life back in the Wild West days were more relaxed or what-have-you. They're just being nostalgic. Childhood, for many folks, can be a living hell. Especially now-a-days, what is so goddamn great about wasting weeks of your time playing video games and 'hanging out' at the mall and whatever kids do these days. Yes, I had a lot of fun as a kid but honestly, if I knew then what I know now I could have started earning money back then and putting it away. I mean shit really doesn't start happening until you reach 16 and get your license and your wheels. I would much rather have delayed my 'childhood' to when I was like 30. That's when I would want to spend huge chunks of time just chillin and hanging out with my friends, preferably in Vegas or somewhere similar. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Okay, I got you and I agree up to a point. Little kids do indeed need to play for a number of reasons. But #1 They don't need to play ALL the time and play doesn't necessarily have to be unstructured. #2 Why, why, why do they need to be kids for eighteen freaking years. So going to school at age 3 might not be a bad thing. Depends on the schooling. It also might benefit the child MORE than sitting around on their ass for several years watching Spongebob Squarepants and the Teletubbies. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This isn't your project is it? Or more like this? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is this a political diary? What's the story with Reince Priebus? Reince Priebus, part German, part Greek. He said he believes the RNC is a part of the Tea Party movement. Not the other way 'round? He wants to require photo IDs to vote. He opposes the legalization of same sex marriage. Not sure what his stand on legal drugs and free housing is Donna Lee, but my magic 8-ball says, 'Outlook Not Good'. His political heroes include Ronald Reagan and Abraham Lincoln and says he owns five guns. Reince Priebus, I know the late nite talk shows including The Daily Show are thanking their lucky stars for that name and secretly praying that he gets caught with a male escort or hosting a party at a lesbian bondage club. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hmmm, doesn't work for me at all I get: Search Results 1. The Music, Writing and Art of Michael David Crawford I present to you: free MP3s of my piano compositions, as well as articles, essays, drawings and photographs. www.geometricvisions.com/ - Cached - Similar 2. 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Michael David (Michael D Crawford Jr) &pipe; MySpace Myspace profile for Michael D Crawford Jr. Find friends, share photos, keep in touch with classmates, and meet new people on Myspace. www.myspace.com/firehazard_e612 - Cached 11. Victoria Elliott v. Defendant Michael David Crawford, 61st ... Dec 30, 2010 ... Defendant Michael David Crawford, 61st District Court Of Harris County, Texas &pipe; 2 comments (2 topical, editorial, 0 hidden) ... www.kuro5hin.org/story/2010/12/30/0536/2653 - Cached The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is the BEST ANSWER Also Brogdel, you realize the time has come. You're going to have to start dealing. You're up all night anyways, so start slinging them dubs. You know that when God closes a door he opens a window. Get cooking. BTW, I'll be looking forward to those The Spoils of Anhydrous Ammonia diaries! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What a strange way to masturbate and why you would post this in poor Brogdel's diary is just beyond me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ach, and then whate wuld ye do? Weare a kilt? Nay! I say thou art alreadye a slave to your pants! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hair I heartily recommend this style. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hare vs rabbit Hare vs Rabbit Personally I think rabbit tastes MUCH better than hare. Although I'm not partial to either. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah you duct tape a breath-stealing cat and a dirty needle to one of those bad boys and you have one of the most terrifying weapons of mass destruction known to man. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How's your mouse wheel? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My brain has morphed into a Klein Bottle trying to figure how the Pope is related to goatse. hmm, relevant? Perhaps, I just don't know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. sweet: pure reject story no +1 FP, no +1, not even a 0. all -1. impressive By turmeric I wasn't eating cheese because I wasn't eating anything that required cheese. However, because of this diary I immediately cut some. Enjoy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He has gone so far as to write open source software even! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I disagree Commitment after commitment and nothing happens, it just begins the same old cycle of abuse, violence, and wound rape for which MDC is famous. He is obviously a threat to our sacred liberty, our honor and our way of life. As long as he wields his essays of dissent there is a clear and present danger that they will bring about the substantive evils that the United States has a right to prevent. No, it's time to get serious. The man needs to be incarcerated with other terrorists of his ilk. He needs to feel the full might and power of these United States of America. A pre-emptive strike against MDC, because the US and its allies can not risk inaction on this issue. Our freedom depends on it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why Chinese daughters are superior Their mothers have taught them how to be eager to please and welcome to abuse. Bonus is that they know how to do magical things with your instrument. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All up in your hair and shit even. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Does anybody in this thread know what stealth is? It doesn't mean invisible. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Talking about Obama getting stuff done There is this series on the Discovery channel about these boys looking for gold. I've only just seen the one show so maybe it will all work out eventually. However, so far there is this one old man that runs the backhoe. He has gone from one end of camp to the other digging up these huge holes. Now, they have found some gold in these holes but during the digging the old man has accidentally backed the hoe into a pickup, held up digging in an area that was geologically promising in order to go 'on his hunch', and several times placed himself and members of the digging crew in danger. In one way you could say that the old man is getting quite a bit of work done and as I said collecting a bit of gold as well. Thing is, it looks to me like he might end up costing the mining camp a lot more in the long run than what they get out of it. Hell, they already had to beg a guy to let them delay paying rental on some heavy equipment until later on in the season because they already run out of money getting set up. So yeah, Obama has acomplished a lot but is the cost worth it? I really don't know and unfortunately it may be some time before we find out. Now I realize I'm just an ignorant redneck but it has always seemed to me that when you find yourself in a hole, well then it's time to stop digging. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have compiled all the posts and diaries you have posted lately and forwarded them to the DHS. You seem to fit the profile of a disgruntled internet loon and you should be institutionalised and vigorously water-boarded on a daily basis before you lose it completely and cause harm and greivious injury ala our man-of-the-hour Jared Loughner. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have levitated on the medulla oblongata and have seen the light of the Bad Moon Rising as foretold by the prophet Fogerty. I have embraced the gospel of Zippy the Pinhead and vowed to 'Keep on Truckin' thru the fog. I reject your attempt to convert me to Radical Buddhism with it's violently aggressive passivity. I am now and shall ever remain a follower of the True Faith of Frisbeetarianism. For what goes around, comes around. So mote it be. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't stop half way Fence the whole thing and just make it a Tea Party Reservation. Boehner could lead them all out there. They could follow his trail of tears. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 1-DISCOURAGE - Because It's bad enough HOLLYWOOD (the worst of the lot for this but not at all alone in its violations) keeps regurgitating the classics of the past. The "Fuck X" template should be retired. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now that is straight up Bullshit! Everybody knows they are completely different! Why one is obviously Blue and the other is Red! And, and one has a Donkey mascot and the other is an Elephant! Now how could you NOT see the difference between an Elephant and a Donkey? That is simply ABSURD! Why, you might as well say there is no real difference between the Texans and the Titans! GO BLUE! GO BLUE! GO BLUE! although I admit both the Dem & GOP cheerleaders need some freaking work. Palin and Maddow just doesn't set the right tone. IYKWIM The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woah, retro packaging! Yeah, everything is a rehash of something that was cool or common years ago. It's like a sign of the Apocolypse, or something . . . The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know people that don't use soap these days, mainly they don't really get dirty so they get by with just water and spit I guess. Spray coat themselves with AXE and who is to know? Myself, I will continue to scrub myself stupid. It has nothing to do with faggotry, that is where a guy has 12 different flavors of hair gel, ungents, lotions and the like. You know, like a bitch. I just want to be clean. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. These are getting better I scroll-wheeled straight to the comments almost as fast as a regular MDC post. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No poop on the Enterprise Have to make it on the fantail or after steering. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds more like something Riker would get up to. Make it so Numbah Won! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm so sorry, I accidentally the whole thing and I went and left 2010 on the roof of the car, it must've slid off and the end got dented a bit. I know, I know, I promised to take care of it. But, Good News Everyone! I wrapped it in duct tape and it looks just like it did before! Well Except it's kinda skinny on that end. Still, I hope you like it! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 61 percent of welfare recipients are White, while 33 percent are Black. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Doesn't matter There is a perception that the ONLY fuckers getting aid are lazy ass niggers when in reality it is mostly poor whites and crack-head programmers. Now maybe as a percentage of the population more of the total niggers are lazy welfare queens but in total numbers there is more white fuckers on the dole. The only reason I give a shit either way is that I know some good folks that due to disabilities are on the aid. They need the shit. But because there is a stereotype that it's mostly black folk that get it, the dudes in Austin and DC are always trying to cut it down. Racist thought that it is, I firmly believe that if there was the notion that the food stamps were helping out more poor white folk than blacks then they wouldn't be so quick to cut off that aid. Kinda like how these Conservatives are really against homosexuality EXCEPT when it comes to themselves and their families. So, I'm just saying, don't everybody ASSUME that the only people or even that the majority of people getting stamps or housing or any kind of assistance are going to be black. More than likely they are going to be really young or really old white people. That is all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So if X-mas is Christmas Does that mean Xbox is really Christbox? Live had some sales going on Black Friday. I didn't move quick enough I should've went ahead and grabbed some of them. I have plenty of games right now, way more than I'll play really--I mean I'll play them but probably won't finish or beat them--but regardless there were some deals on things that I know I'm going to get eventually. Oh well, that is what Gamestop is for and I like my local Gamestop. The guys that work there don't seem as full of shit as some other Gamestops of which I have heard. Live is having a countdown of deals to the New Year but I either have it or I'm not really interested. However I did snag a Borderlands DLC - Claptrap Robolution. It's like $10 regularly but it's half off now. A played it last night with my son and his friends. It is a pretty fun add-on. We did the Zombie one and that was ok. The Armory add-on was disappointing. This one had me scared for a minute with the kamikaze claptraps -- they came out from everywhere! Bastards get close and explode. They're easy to kill but so many at one time. It's a really pretty map too with lots of little attention to detail. I love some of the models. The level design is much more 3-dimensional. Rather than running around in more or less one or two vertical levels like in the regular game there is much more vertical action where you can jump up high on buildings or walk out along walls and down in little caves. I like it that all the regular enemies have been 'Borged'. Although many of them look like they are trying out for a part in Tron. The one thing that they haven't changed is that the weapons all suck. One of the main marketing points for Borderlands is that it has this weapon generator so when you open a crate or get a drop it is supposed to randomize the type of weapon you get. Unfortunately the majority of these random weapons suck ass. Like they may have one decent attribute but are totally lame in every other one. I was able to luck out early with one bad-ass RL and a sniper rifle. Later my son picked up a really nice shotty and traded it to me. I round out my weapon load with an alien weapon. The alien weapons are great at doing damage and have unlimited ammo but you fire like two shots and then they take a while to recharge. Mostly you just collect weapons to sell and because there are so many it doesn't take long until you have massive amounts of cash which you can't really do anything with because there isn't anything worth buying. So mainly you just run around shooting at shit and looking at all the cell-shaded scenery. And really, that can be a lot of fun when you do it with people you enjoy hanging out with. I can't stand it in online games where you just play whomever logs in. I like to swear as much as anybody but man, these people in games like CoD and MoH and that stuff. Jesus. It gets unreal. The swearing and the rape. Lots of rape. But anyways, yeah I was very pleased with the Add-on and at $5 I think it is worth the money. $10, I dunno, that would be stretching it. It might Are you making me an offer? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Careful to not get too much radiation from the Christ-rays. I understand it can cause cancer. And Christavier of the Christ-men has brought forth his only begotten son, WOLVERINE, to cleanse us of sin. So XXX is Christ cubed then I reckon. In the name of the Y, the A, and the X-B. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Same thing we do everytime 4chan dies--which use to happen pretty regularly--we head to mootxico! 2chan still works. So does the Overchan And nothing of value was lost... The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We elected the first ever and last ever Black President. It will be a long time I think before it is ever considered again. I can only assume that we thought we were electing Morgan Freeman when in reality we have elected Stepin Fetchit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't hurt yourself reaching that far. I wouldn't want you to strain something. Might have to nickname you 'Gimpy'. Gimpy the Vampire. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHO? Oh yeah, THAT guy, I'd forgotten all about him. Poor guy. He was probably thinking he would be the next McVeigh but ended up the next McMeh. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, Del - HA! that ryhmes I'm already pretty lit but one more won't hurt so here's to ya! Slaandjivaa! Oh OH yeah, I just found out the orther day that your handle is the dude from Planes Trains & Automobiles. Not high on my list of Hollywood favorites but still I was like Aw Hell, so that's Del. Well fuck me in the ass! Merry Christmas! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. May your halls be decked and your mistle toed. I'm right this minute with my in-laws listening to them go on and on about how Obama is a Satan worshipping Islamic Communist secretly working for Al Quaeda and convinced that the Death Panel will any second now be knocking on the door ready to drag them away. Yes pour me another Eggnog with a side of Vicodin if you don't mind. Oh no, now they are getting into the Internets is Evil and nobody uses it but serial killers and pedophiles. Just hold the nog, where is my bottle of Wild Turkey? I'm so glad this only happens once a year. MERRY CHRISTMAS! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I showed my father in law my computer He says, "That's a damn good picture. So where is the remote?" Now "Mom" is telling me how much she loves watching 'The Kardashians'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell, I'm a Texan, ya need one? I got a couple closets full. It's like mandatory or something down here I think. But ya know, 'An armed society is a polite society' - Robert A. Heinlein The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What God would say about a pole-dancer That is one spicy rib right there. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your love was given it was sloppy and a bit awkwARD but I said 'THIS LOVE IS FROM DONNA LEE! THE K5 AI PROGRAMMING ROCKSTAR!' They said they would pray to keep our sould from hell. Nobody will talk to me now, not even the wife. Well FUCK EM, I'm just goig to sit here and BY MYSELF. MERRY CHRISTMAS! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you make a valid point A College degree used to mean something back when I was young but these days it seems to be a given for anyone not intending a career in 'Do You Want Fries With That?'. I don't think college is for everyone and having all these folks getting degrees, much like anything else that is oversupplied, makes a degree not absolutely worthless but definitely worth less. And it's not like it seems to be having any effect on the overall average intelligence either. I read recently that Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel is setting up grants of $100,000 to students who will stop out of school and start a business instead. I don't agree that the college experience should just restrict itself to Practical studies only. I'm all for a well rounded experience for those students that do attend. I just think it needs to be okay to tell kids they don't have to get a degree. It would be a good thing I think to have Apprenticeships in several of the trades. One thing I believe is that a lot of kids graduate expecting to be coming straight into a company and being treated as if their opinions matter and people respect them. It's really sad sometimes. If instead they worked their way up from the mailroom I think they would have a more realistic worldview. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't say one goddamn thing about toxic fucking assets you retarded twat stain. You're just mad because somebody caught your ass blazing in the Uni Library and tossed you out of academia and now you have to subsist on blowjobs, welfare and whatever you scrounge from the dumpster behind 7-11. Even the poor 35 yr old guy flipping burgers is better than you because he ain't crying about how somebody should give him free money and a free place to live and provide him free wifi. Merry Christmas! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only way to beat MDC would be to post Pi. However, the good stuff has kicked in and my mind wanders. . . should send a copy of all these to the U.S. Senate for filibuster material. It would be sweet to have all these Crawfordian rants entered into the Congressional Record. 'Honorable Chairperson and my distinguished colleagues, You Ignorant Motherfuckers . . .' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you Blarney Mom had MS. If she were still with us I'm sure she would give you a big hug. Dazed and Confused from the Song Remains the Same the full version and shit throw in Moby Dick too. 'If you're going in to San Francisco, be sure and wear a flower in your hair . . . ' then Jimmy Page wrecks that bow - never gets old. Some of In Through the Out Door A little bit of Sabbath like the Paranoid album The Wall 'Hello, hello? Is there anybody in there?' Put some jams on and watch Heavy Metal with the sound off or Fifth Element or 9 or someshit like that. Hell you know even Avatar on a big HD might be cool with the sound off and just some jams cranking. I'll have to check that out. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand H.R. Giger is onboard John Malkovich is rumored to be vying for the title role. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're as Cold as Ice You're willing to Sacrifice Our Love You never take advice Someday you'll pay the price I know You want paradise Someday you'll pay the price I know I seen it before it happens all the time You don't take your meds you leave the world behind You're posting on Facebook and throwing away A fortune in friendships but someday you'll pay! Cold As Ice You know that you are Cold (Cold) As (As) ICE! AS COLD AS ICE TO ME! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Had breakfast at the local diner this morning Didn't really think about it because I don't smoke tobacco regularly although I enjoy the occasional cigar from time to time. Anyways, you would probably feel right at home there hugin. They have a little room with a couple tables and couple booths off to the side and a big old fan and that is for the non-smokers. The rest of the diner has an ashtray on every table and two big flat screen TV's that are always tuned to FOX. Well unless there is a football game on or NASCAR. The coffee is damn good and doesn't cost $4.99 a cup either. There is a counter also that you can eat at but I like to sit at the table myself. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why shoa-nuff sugah The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IS THAT CODE? IN YOUR PANTS! You forgot to mention that Geoff is supposed to represent Craig's Robot Skeleton Army, similar to Colbert Nation and maybe Anonymous. YOU SAID IT CRAIG! I think Geoff often makes some of the guests a bit uncomfortable. When will the simulation of emotions in voice approach that of animation and CGI, etc.? Man, that will be a day marked with rejoicing and celebration. Goddamn I wish Bethesda had something like that. At least then they could have more than about five goddamn voice actors for EVERY FREAKIN CHARACTER! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. As comedy goes it's pretty innovative I started watching Craig one nite when he had a tennis ball on a stick. I'm not into that whole talk show thing and had ignored the guy for a long time. Then one nite I'm flipping through the channels and here he is with a goddamn tennis ball on a goddamn stick. It was sort of sliced a bit so that when he squeezed it it looked like a mouth. Leno, Letterman, Conan, Kimmel, not one of those guys has the BALLS to get up on National TV no matter what hour it is or what channel itAs comedy goes it's pretty innovative is with nothing between them and the camera but a fucking tennis ball on a stick. No sidekick, no band, just a goddamn ball on a goddamn stick. I've been a loyal viewer ever since. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Linky http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdrkPF_8OB8 He did this for a couple days. He does other odd stuff too, like the music covers, but that tennis ball shit just kinda got my attention. I mean it's CBS and Worldwide Pants not PBS. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not a very sexy name I thought you were talking about some kind of legal form. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OMG! Ubuntu http://www.omgubuntu.co.uk/2010/12/hands-on-with-the-cr-48/ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This movie is a case of the trailer is more interesting than the movie. Seriously, I watched this expecting, I dunno, a Clooney-style take on a Jason Bourne flick. Instead what I got was several minutes worth of watching Clooney staring pensively at a sunset, Clooney looking wistfully out onto a lake, Clooney pondering his coffee cup. It was obvious as soon as he started building the weapon what and who it was intended for. Three and a half horsecocks? This movie sucked three and a half horsecocks. And one Clooney brooding over half a horsecock. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I hear ya, but even if there had been Hardcore DP with Jack, Clara and the Father plus a lesbian shower scene it still wouldn't have balanced out the time spent watching Clooney walking or driving around the damn town not doing anything. Even the dialogue sucked. I can enjoy a nice film that doesn't have something exploding or somebody getting shot every 5 minutes. One that has a solid story or interesting characters or dialogue. But this ain't that film. If you like that chick then that is cool but seriously, avoid the movie and just grab the nude scenes off YouTube or whatever. Normally I wouldn't care so much. I'm not some film buff or anything but I like George Clooney and I have enjoyed some of his work and I was thinking this was going to be decent. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Perhaps some Master Debugger might cobble up a GreaseMonkey Script or FF Plugin that would make your bloglines sane once more? I use the totally socially gay Google Reader for RSS but it is rendered somewhat usable through the gentle ministrations of Firefox plug-ins. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do and one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I suggest Gift Cards I know, it's not very thoughtful but it is damn convenient. You go to the store and get some gift cards. They got all kinds these days. They got cards for restaurants and dept stores and hell if you can't think of anything else you can get a pre-loaded Visa card. You can stick 'em in an envelope with a nice Christmas Card, you can mail them and not have to worry about shipping. Don't have to worry about shopping, don't have to worry about sizes or any of that. Just my suggestion. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That Capt Hercules show ain't been on air in a long fucking time. I kinda enjoyed it, mainly because of Lexa Doig, the ship's avatar. The bad ass on the show actually went on to star in Daytime Television. Firefly seemed to be ok except for Josh Whedon being involved. I've been watching SGU lately on the Siffy channel. It ain't great but it pisses off the regular SG fans so I guess it can't be too bad. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only thing I can figure is Ronald has decided to join and support the GNAA. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I VOTE FOR NOOKIE NO PADS, NO CUDDLES. JUST STRAIGHT NOOKIE The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should try licking her heiny I tell you what, there is nothing a sophisticated woman will admire and respect a man more for than paying the proper amount of respect to her caboose. Most guys they focus right away on the most obvious of sexual traits, but a guy who will give the right kind of attention to a girl's rear end will reap the rewards. Just walk up to the woman of your desire and say something like, "I would straight lick the toilet paper off your asshole." and watch them melt like putty in your fingers. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Also seen desecrating Christmas at the Mall. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fucking Facebook Is their anything else invented by man that has done as much to aid in the destruction of as many lives in so short a time? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There you go Facebook is as dangerous as drunk Nuclear Weapons in a gas chamber full of drugs. It MUST be destroyed! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man, there sure is a lot of hate in Hayden What I mean is, the guy puts up a little holiday snowman, probably worked hard on it then all these HATERS come and knock it over. So he rebuilds it and they still come and fuck it up. If that isn't bad enough they have the local cops harass him about it. I thought this country was all about religious freedom and tolerance but I guess I stand corrected. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. And we're dicks. We're all reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Assange is a pussy. And we're going to fuck him. We're going to fuck him good. We're going to fuck him slow. He thinks he is fucking US but really we like it rough like that. We like them to wiggle and slap us a bit. But we won't fuck with Kim-bo. Oh no. Because Nuclear Weapons are like herpes. We don't mind waving our dicks around outside for show but we don't want to stick it in there. They don't even have to actually have herpes either, just rumor out on the playground is enough. Yeah we told everybody that other chick was all infected but that was just to keep all the other dicks away. We KNEW she didn't have anything 'cause DAD had already tapped that ass and told us how sweet that shit was. But her cousin we heard some shit about her. She's been around. Even if her brother who is like one of our best buds is all like, 'Man you should TOTALLY hit that dawg, she is like really hot for you.' We're all like, 'Aw NAW man, I ain't gonna hit that. I'mma leave that for my little buddy Abraham over there I know she been trash talking his ass but they really wanna fuck each other good, you can see it in their eyes.' That other bitch now, she don't mean a thing. She's just convenient. Yeah she's taken a lot of dicks before but you know, she just never says no. We can show up on her door any time drunk or whatever. She does it any way we want too. Easy, rough, whatever we're in the mood for. We got this thing and that Assange he shouldn't be talking about us like that. And because he went and like told everybody what was really going down between us, well, he going to get fucked now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wait a minute. Ms Palin loves retards and the mentally disabled. Hell man, that is her base. Based on many of your recent postings on this website I think you would fit right in to Ms Palin's America. Remember also that possession of less than 25 plants is protected under the Alaska Constitution's right to privacy. They got all that space up there for you to usufruct yourself in. I do believe that you should embrace the Mama Grizzly. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. According to The Emily Post Institute, Ms is the default form of address for women, regardless of marital status, in the U.S. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't agree I may be wrong but I think this is her seizing the opportunity to milk every dollar out of her popularity she can while she can. She's got what two books out now? She's working at Fox, she's running around lecturing. Now she has that show. She's got to be raking it in. Nearly her whole family are celebrities now. She can say anything she wants and doesn't have to take responsibility for any of it. Yes I believe that a large part of that popularity is based on the idea that she might run in 2012 but seriously she can make way more cash where she is now and still have a large voice in conservative politics without having to do the real hard presidential stuff like actually knowing anything about the world or the economy or anything else. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Along with the cheese I'd recommend lots of peanut butter and vicodin. Seriously though, do you smoke? If not great. Go get you a can of Copenhagen brand snuff. Put a pinch between your cheek and gum. You'll soon be shitting like a tied raccoon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Broken Lizard had a stand up on Comedy Central recently and Jay Chandrasekhar related how one time he got invited to smoke weed with Willie Nelson. He made mention to Willie that he was somewhat of a veteran toker and Willie goes, 'Is that a fact?' So they're sitting there on the bus and Willie rolls up a number and passes it around. But he doesn't stop, just keeps rolling and passing. Jay can't keep up and is sitting there with a couple joints in each hand, totally stoned and everybody is looking at him. Willie looks at him and says, 'Say Uncle' or something like that, you know, to acknowledge that on this bus the only veteran is Willie himself. It is a lot funnier when Jay Chandrasekhar tells it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At the cave we sold this t-shirt what said "Life is like a shit sandwich. the more bread you have the less shit you got to eat." That was like '78. Actually, a peanut butter sandwich sounds pretty damn good right now. I think I might just make me one. Then I'll practice my scales on the piano. Oh shit, I ain't got no damn piano. Well son-of-a-bitch. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what's it like at 'the end of the World'? It's like god damn! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Happy Turkey Day Hope those of you who had to travel this year got at least a Happy Ending from your TSA Feel-Up. And in honor of the season; He laid her upon the table her skin so smooth, so white, so bare. His forehead was soon sheened with sweat as he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck, massaged her breast, ran his fingers along her thigh. The slit was moist and all was set and he gave a little sigh. He spread her wide and looked inside where all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and spread his arms and stuffed the Thanksgiving Turkey!* The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. *Shamelessly stolen copypasta Its aromatic flavours make Gewurztraminer one of the few wines that are suitable for drinking with Asian cuisine. It goes well with cheese, and wild game. Smoked salmon is a particularly good match. Sounds fabulously delicious! Sounds like just the thing to go with a nicely braised coq. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look down at your hands You're SOAKING in it! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. &#65279;&#3232;_&#3232; Do they do anything weird like hand out brightly colored eggs? Eggs full of cake? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "... eat yourself into a diabetic coma" sounds like the reason for the season for many folks in these here parts--WE CAN'T STOP HERE! WE'RE IN WALMART COUNTRY!--also. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You are CORRECT SIR! but fuck all that. Saints beat the Cowboys so to hell with it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well at least comfort yourself with the fact that you have a lot for which to be thankful. Your wife likes you, your customers like you, and your boss must really fucking like you! bon apetit! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Son of FEN The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'physical records of our existence' stone and chisel - only way to be sure I have found THOUSANDS of photos, in tin boxes, at my mother's house. I have NO IDEA who is in these pictures. I have scanned several and sent them to various relatives but get back things like, 'Well that kinda looks like Uncle Jack and Aunt Dottie but it could be the Weisneignmeyers from down the way, it's hard to say." In which case, doesn't really matter if there is a photo or not. Nobody remembers these folks anyways. Facebook is actually better because people at least tag the photos. The Pharaohs had the right idea. You want a record, build a monument. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This gimped XP you speak of does it have regedit.exe? Can you change HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop ScreenSaverIsSecure? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Due to the massive marketing I'm getting her the gifts that will make her happy this year. A new Home Entertainment System, a little something to make her smile, and something practical. Christmas is going to be GREAT this year! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just a CAPSLOCK away from being the next TIMECUBE Guy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Coffee, cigarettes, whiskey, sex, drugs, hard rock and roll. Staying up too late and getting up too early. Been working on it awhile now so I'm sure it's just a matter of time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obviously God slashed their tires and is cursing them for protesting at Military funerals. If they refuse to repent and continue in their apostasy by protesting at childrens funerals I'm sure God will see fit to send an angel or two to bring them the light of truth. For is it not written, ... And the LORD spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There's this big convention and the speaker says "Raise your hand if you have sex more than once a day." A bunch of hands go up. "So how many of you have sex more than once a week?" A lot of hands go up. "How many of you have sex more than once a month?" A few hands go up. "Ok, what about once or twice a year?" This one guy jumps out of his seat puts his hand up and starts dancing around. Speaker asks, "Sir you only have sex once a year?" Dude is like, "HELL YEAH! WOOO-HOOO!" Speaker asks, "Why are you so happy?" Dude says, "TONIGHTS THE NIGHT!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pirates need anti-matter to defend WikiLeaks The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Should marry a muslim dude Now that would be a bold move going a long way to show the world how wonderfully diverse and tolerant England and Europe now are! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. MNY MNY MNY DNF DNF DNF OS/2 OS/2 OS/2 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So DDR makes you Liberal makes sense. I guess Deal or No Deal makes you Conservative. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. To be honest Facebook looks a lot more like K5 (if K5 had images and farmville) than Digg looks like K5. Oh, and hardburn, I know you've already fucked off to Salon or wherever but anyways, you should kill yourself, preferably in a fire, while hiking. kthxbai! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ceci n'est pas une pipette The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Y'all remember 'Back to the Future', that scene where the crazy scientist asks Marty who the President is and he tells him Ronald Reagan. Then Christopher Lloyd gets that 'just smacked in the face look' and says "Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's VICE-President? Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jack Benny is Secretary of the Treasury!" Yeah, well 2012 is going to be a lot like that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've got to second Wain b is a pale shadow of what it once was. Not that it was ever great so-to-speak but anyway, you know how they say war is like hours and hours of tedious boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror? That is kinda what b was like for awhile. Mountains of total shit punctuated by the occasional golden LOL. Of course, for pornographic purposes anonymous still delivers pretty damn good, so I guess you could still spend hours on their if you were so inclined. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lame If you want to coerce people to quit smoking, just put some additives in there that make em taste really bad. I would start off with some kinda pepper additive where the first hit is like biting into a jalapeno. The second hit is like a mouthful of chile pequin. Then it starts getting into habanero country and it just keeps ramping up until it feels like you have your mouth wrapped around a tailpipe. That's another thing they could do is make the cigarette taste just like a tailpipe of an old diesel with a bad catalytic converter. Also, make all tobacco products pepto-bismol pink. Then when we got everybody to quit smoking we can do the same to fast food. Make it all pepto-bismol pink and taste like shit. Now don't start, I know somebody is gonna say, 'It already tastes like crap'. No, I'm talking make it LITERALLY taste like shit and smell like rotted meat and trucker's ass. After we score that victory we can move on to the really important issues like removing violence and sex from video games, and forcing everyone to be a little more respectful of their fellow human beings. When are we going to have warning labels on politicians and bureaucrats? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pert was great so was Agree But y'all best beware the tea tree. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obviously We must now burn the bodies before the infection spreads to other innocents. Thank goodness we have most of them more-or-less gathered together. It will be easy to hunt down the rest. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Would you like help? What would you like to do? Upgrade to the latest Internet Explorer. Purchase a Windows 7 License. Blow Ballmer. Kill Yourself. [ ] Don't show me this tip again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Me neither, I used a DEC Alpha back in '92 I think. It was alright but we ran VMS on it. I vaguely remember that NT4 or Win2K was able to run native on it. But I was just riffing off your comment - it reminded me of Clippy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seen that nigger on The Daily Show and I was thinking then that he talked a lot like channel. Anyways, from the Daily Show interview the man has a serious man-crush on that Chris Armstrong. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. U GONNA GET ANON'D U KEEP THT SHIT UP The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dumbass, it's "FALL FORWARD" Jesus, you're going to make people miss BK breakfast. Really it's all very simple, "Spring Back and Fall Forward" Don't listen to this troll people. You want to set your clock FORWARD one hour just before you go to bed. And don't forget to change the battery in the smoke detector while your at it. And it's that time of year again for all kurons to go take your bi-annual shower. Yes, whether you need it or not. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Divine Right of Kings THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! They are Immortal. For centuries they have waited for the time of the Gathering to destroy one another and release the power of the Quickening. They absorb the power of each of the defeated in turn. In the end, there can be only one. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So, you're like this guy? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know man All I can tell ya is that I hope most of the checkout girls in your part of the world are better looking than the ones we have. Most of the really cute, good-looking girls work in the banks down here. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't think either one of you know what you're talking about. I'm no professor. But even for a redneck like me the idea is butt-fucking simple. As the supply of a product increases the demand for that product at a certain price does go down. So like you have a crack rock you are selling at $20. If the supply is low then there will be high demand for your $20 crack rock because all the other viniggas will be slinging their shit for $50. If the supply of crack increases then you're going to have crackheads telling you they ain't gonna buy your rock for no $20, they'll give you $10 instead. See, demand goes down for your $20 rock. It doesn't mean overall demand will decrease. You got it now or do you need me to draw a picture? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Here ya go my man, popcorn and a tall cold one! And help yourself to my salty nuts. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. CAKE!? Hell, What do you want fer nuthin? rrrrrubber biscuit? Bow bow bow... Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, LOL, wish you had some meat! Bow bow bow... The other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back, LOL, you go hungry! Bow bow bow... The other day I had a cool water sandwich and a sunday-go-to-meetin' bun. Bow bow bow... LOL, What da ya want for nothing? A rrrrrrrrubber biscuit? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But, but, my kids do gotta eat! and the fuck of it is, THEY WANT TO DO IT ALL THE TIME ALL DAY LONG! And what do you have against us concentration camp guards anyhow, man? We vote Dem, we're union! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Too late for me my good man. However, I would respectfully request some of your baby pictures as I am confident I would be able to utilise them in dissuading many potential parents. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I saw recently that Ozzy Osbourne supposedly is descended from Neanderthals. I could imagine him 'whipping cream'. "For a long time we thought that Neandertals didn't have any descendants today, but it turns out that Asians and Europeans have some evidence of Neanderthal lineage - like a drop in the bucket. We found a little segment on Ozzy's chromosome 10 that very likely traces back to a Neandertal forebearer." - Nathan Pearson Director of Research for Knome. Osbourne was at first skeptical about the project but began to wonder if he, in fact, might have something to offer science. "I was curious," wrote Ozzy in his Sunday Times of London column. "Given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol...you name it - there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's kinda like walking into an abandoned factory or something. It's a little spooky. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's not THAT bad here, . . . yet at least our FP has stories from this year, not half a decade ago. There is some activity here. And, far as I know, nobody is gay for Vladinator. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not alive, exactly, just UNDEAD. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was under the impression that all American reality shows (with the exception of Cops and it's spin-offs) were originally British programmes. (That's how they say TV show in Britain-programmes) Like American Idolatry, Who Wants to Choke Regis, Missing Link, Dancing with Has-beens, etc. And what is just utterly amazing is that they have to pay a damn tax to watch this shit. I haven't watched TV in Britain. I've been there a time or two but didn't have much time for the telly. (That's what they call a Television set in Britain, a telly.) Anyway, I don't know if they have to watch ads along with having to pay tax for the TV or not. Another thing, I'm no Trekky or Treker but I know that the reason Star Trek was the shit wasn't because of the episodes but because at the time it revolutionized TV. I mean they had a Nigger, a Jap, a god-damn communist Russian and even the bastard product of a racially-mixed marriage on the damn bridge and they were all MAIN CHARACTERS! The first inter-racial kiss happened on Star Trek. Although yeah, I guess a couple of 'em were alright. I liked the Romulan one where it's like the Enterprise is a cruiser destroyer and the Romulan Ship is like a submarine with it cloaking and uncloaking. I liked that other one too where Spock nearly gets laid but Kirk comes along and cock-blocks the shit out of him. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuuuuuck its not it's The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Michael McDonald - Sweet Freedom.mp3.exe The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have a Crossfire setup in the wife's machine so she can play farmville with all graphics settings on 'high'. I still think I need to get her some more Gee Bees but I'll wait till after the 1st. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From what I hear and this is just anecdotal from the tea partying neighbors and shit, socialism is defined as when the government owns everything and controls everyone. Like in the govt tells you where you can work, where you can go to school, where you can live. They don't understand workers controlling the means of production. They understand Stalin, Lenin, Khrushchev, and Mao. Basically all the shit we were told that bad old Soviet Russia had during the Cold War. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand and I agree with you it makes no sense but the ones I have spoken to directly don't see it that way. They think they're going to have to go down to something like the DMV and get approval to have a medical procedure done. That if they go to the ER they'll be in there bleeding to death (in their mind) waiting hours for their number to be called. They think their money will be put on a LoneStar Card (what they use for food stamps in Texas) and they'll be told where, when, and how much they can spend. And of course 50% or more will go towards taxes and those taxes will be given to the Mexicans. When somebody says Liberal or Democrat they think oh yeah, those are the guys want to let all the gays fuck in the streets and pass out marijaywhuana to the schoolkids. They watch FOX, listen to Rush and Glenn and eat up every word. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, Nicholas Negroponte was asked something similar on Colbert and his answer was the same as trane's often is: "Robots" I have a sad feeling that there are probably a lot of people out there that watch the Matrix and think, 'Man, that is Utopia. A world where we are All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, when I hear 'Robots' or 'Technology' I wonder well who is going to build the robots and who is going to dream up the tech? It reminds me of the type of people that have a disconnect between the meat they buy in the store and the animal out in the field. Lots of folks think this shit just happens out of the blue. Like they're building a bridge across the gorge. And somebody says well we don't have enough wood and shit to get to the other side. We got to go cut some more wood and cart it down here. And these folks go, 'oh no need for all that extra work, we'll just dismantle the wood and shit from the part we already built and tack it on here at the end silly.' 'Well, if you do that, your bridge is going to collapse into the river.' 'Oh silly, why would it do that? Everything has been working fine so far. Why would it change now?' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Congrats Dell! I know that feels so good. Just think, all it'll take is another 49,999,999 more of those and you'll be a freakin' Billionaire. Well anyways, don't spend it all in one place. Whatcha gonna do? Buy a pizza or get drunk? Note for any of you elitists who thinks you can't get drunk on $20 all I can tell you is you ain't tryin' hard enough. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It doesn't matter if they vote no or yes does it. as long as it gets them to the polls. With the young people, I don't know . . . maybe your title should be: "Democracy is so two years ago. We just want whatever government that will get us laid." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nothing to do with Liberals It has to do with MONEY. Owners, Players, Managers don't want their million-dollar investments injured and unable to generate income. Besides liberals don't even watch football. They are into tennis, and pro basket-weaving and all that non-contact stuff where it's not about competition between the players it's about competing with yourself and it's not about who wins but how you play the game. Conservatives are into UFC, WWE, NASCAR and Football and anything where men are men and can stand tall and with a wide stance. Especially sports were it's okay to grab another man's ass. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Neither is Pro Wrestling and if the NFL keeps up this rule business pointed out by this FINE DIARY entry soon Football will no longer be a true sport either. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bullshit, if anything Pro Wrestling and NASCAR fans are mostly Tea Partiers and thusly affiliated with the G.O.P. No card carrying Socialist Democratic Hippie Liberal Elitist would be caught dead enjoying such a plebian sport as Pro Wrestling. Too much violence and not enough consensual adult non-gender-stereotyped sex. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Of course you realise I'm 'just taking the piss' as they say--love those british euphemisms--and I was intending to get snarky with your graph but that is interesting. It's weird how the NASCAR/Bull Riding fans group vs how the Monster Truck/WWE fans group. I wouldn't have suspected that at all. It does show that NFL is a sport favored by the right while tennis is favored by the left. Also College Hoops vs Pro Hoops. Strange stuff. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't like grapefruit juice much and I get sick just looking at this abortion in the convenience store. They keep it in a barrel of ice right out front! Now I love blue soda. Nehi Blue Cream is one of my favorites and Sonic Ocean Water. Back when I worked with 'The General Public' I would keep a glass of blue cream soda on my desk next to a half-full bottle of Windex. I would get some strange looks from time to time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, mainly coconut and vanilla. I have no clue why a coconut drink would be colored blue but there it is. Nehi Blue Cream is a little more vanilla-y much like A&W Cream Soda. Most other blue drinks I have tried are more coconut-y. Sonic Ocean Water is a blue colored lime drink with coconut flavoring. I think it is very refreshing. I wasn't aware that klingons enjoyed blue drinks. I think I remember in StarWars they drank blue milk out of a Tupperware container though. But anyways, no, I'm not trying to look like a klingon. I'm not into that kind of thing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I dunno, Maybe good. It's all IMAX'd out on IMDB I'm looking forward to Space Battleship Yamamoto although I'll probably have to BT it like I did GITS2. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWTP! Word 2.x WAS THA BOMB! It was like the DOOM/QUAKE of the Office world. Also, I like MS Mice vs Logitech Mice. Microsoft Flight Simulator was the Test Suite for awhile. If you could run MS-FS on the clone then you were good to go. MS Flight Simulator 1.0 was actually responsible for me getting into I.T. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO: MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS "Boogievan just opened a big ol' can o' whoop-ass on them other trucks!" "GRAAAAAVE Digger's got four big wheels but he ain't using any of them!" HEY BUDDY! YOU READY TO GET MUDDY?! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That has always been my impression of you also. Thank you for your candor and honesty. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Play in Hardcore Mode. It's a much better game experience. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why? Reason is, myself and a few people I know tend to end up collecting *crap* in these kind of games. (Oblivion, Fallout) Yeah, you can often use the crap later to make some relatively cool stuff but I don't know really if the payoff is worth it. Every damn time sooner or later I end up hauling a bunch of weapons and junk back to the market for gold/gil/caps/whatever. Organizing and fussing and trying to manage my wgt. So I've found if I keep the inventory down to stuff that is of immediate usefulness instead of trying to pack-mule all the extra clutter the game is more immersive for me. Any ways that is my opinion. But you should try it out. Have fun. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on the frivolous youth of today, for they are reckless beyond words. When I was young, we were taught to be discreet, respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly disrespectful and impatient." - Hesiod ~700 BC The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What exactly is wrong with Jackass 3D??? or Gangsta Rap, or DEATH METAL. Hell we'll even survive Lady GaGa. Damn, channel, next you'll be OMG!!! that DEMON ROCK AND ROLL! It's music from SATAN! Now I will agree with you that it is a DIFFERENT WORLD these days. I was talking with a relative just this past Sunday about how when we were kids, I mean like elementary, how Momma would pitch us out in the morning and hell we'd ride bikes 10 - 15 blocks away and it was all good. Nowadays a kid can't hardly play out in the freakin' FRONT YARD. But I can't exactly say it is BAD. It is just DIFFERENT. Because it wasn't all fun and games then either. A Nigger was just a Nigger back then and a Woman was a Woman. Even though TECHNICALLY they were EQUAL to a White Man the reality was different. Thing is if you look hard enough for SHIT then you will find it. But me, I'm going to look to the young and try to EMBRACE their change. I have a lot of faith in them. You say look for DANGER but what you mean really is threats to YOUR way of Life and YOUR way of thinking. There is NO ABSOLUTE MORALITY. Look at the world. Many things you despise are openly encouraged in other societies. Who is the final arbiter? That is the take-away from the quote I posted. Yes Greco-Roman society didn't survive but human society survived just fine. It adapted and changed and even brought forward some of the Greco-Roman ideals. The United States will not last in it's current form forever. It's not even the same as it was 200 years ago. It's not the same as it was 100 years ago. It damn sure won't be the same 100 years from now as it is today. It's going to be here a long fucking time though. Anybody who thinks it's going to just collapse day-after-tomorrow is gonna be real disappointed. It is evolving and changing. I don't like ALL the changes MYSELF true, but I don't think society is in decay. Where some doors close, new ones open. You can be afraid and cling to your old institutions and put on your sack cloth and cover yourself in ashes and cry 'Oh woe unto me' all you want. I have better things to do. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Right, exactly. One thing you can count on is it's going to change. One way or the other. Ain't that what I just said? So are you going to adapt or what? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well there are many . . . Not just North Korea, but you know Japanese society has a different take on many things considered Good and Just in the West. What about Middle Eastern culture. Not teh terrorists but the civilizations there. Many of which have also been around for centuries. Their morality is quite different from ours. Is it wrong? What about even places that are more similar to us like many parts of Europe that think you are a bit decadent. Are they wrong? How do you judge? You say God is the final arbiter. Which God? The God of the New Testament or the Old? The Catholic God(s), the Protestant God(s), the God of the Mormons. Xenu? Allah? Buddah? Odin? The All Father? Vishnu? Tiamat? I humbly admit my ignorance, please educate me. How does one choose? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You say the applications differ but the moral teachings are the same. So you would say that perhaps they are interchangeable? That as long as one followed the basic morality and teachings of any one of these religions then one would have no worries about the fate of one's immortal soul correct? That to live as a Christian, or a Jew, or a Muslim and to follow those teachings would be morally equivalent in the eyes of God? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Which God? Yahweh seems to be hetero 'cause he's a gay-basher but enjoys the odd bit of rape. Allah is all about the young virgins and is also anti-gay so maybe ephebophile? Zeus though, man, he's totally bi and a furfag to boot. Buddah, he said, 'be a lamp unto your self' so you know he's into jackin' it. Probably to pics of dickgirls. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think that as long as people keep working we'll be okay. I understand that unemployment is high and it is really bad in some areas and not so bad in others. Thing is, I have neither actually seen nor have I heard about things like soup lines and the like. It doesn't even seem to be as bad as Soviet Russia back in the day. So I am quietly optimistic because people I know are still working. They work a hell of a lot longer for a hell of a lot less but they are getting up and going to work. The thing is, I think that people are doing this despite what the government does not because of it. Of course, I am in the South and people around me never did much give a shit what the government did or didn't do. So let them shuffle papers and promises around. Down here we got the means, we got the will, and we got the way. Don't mess with Texas and all that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He has a very nice Backpage and Craigslist Ad Roses for everybody! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ROFLMAO at YOU calling someone ELSE a 'sad little man'. People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. Don't you have a technical manual to read, alone, at Starbucks or Denny's? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In my day we didn't boot our phones They 'just worked'. Yeah we had to pay ungodly amounts of money to 'Ma Bell' to call anywhere outside our area code but by god you could slam that receiver down and chunk the whole thing BAM! up against a wall and still dial out for pizza. We also got to speak to real live humans like this.1 Such a pleasure. ;-P 1"Mr. Beadle, we are not subject to city, state or federal regulations. We are omnipotent. That's potent with an Omni in front of it!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DAMN, for a second there, I thought it was CRAWFORD's RIGHT HAND. LOL Soon as I saw the very short note though I was like awww. : ( The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I laugh every time I see this it reminds me of that joke about the old man that says; "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no." "And see that ship out there? I 've been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman? No,no. " The old man starts to cry, "But you fuck one goat ... " The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Gas stations fuck everybody, not just jews Gas ovens on the other hand . . . The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was sittin in the basement just rolling up a taste of something green and gold and glorious to toke while in cyberspace. When the msg came thru the pidgin: 'Rusty's pulled the plug on kuro5hin! Now where are we going to discuss our shit? Quick, we got to find another place!' Well I surfed around a bit as I took another hit and updated my status as I felt oncoming flatus and then . . . I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned and I missed it. I got stoned sto-oh-oh-oned. Oh me oh my! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm sure you've seen this already but if you haven't you may be intrigued: Never Ending Language Learner The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interesting but couldn't it transpose? I don't have any idea how I think. Exactly. I realize that in certain situations I do think in word forms but I believe that most of the time my thinking occurs in chunks and symbols. It is usually only when I am trying to communicate an idea that I actually think in 'natural language'. I would think that an AI would do similarly and take in information and chunk it into something that it could work with and later transpose or translate that info out into something a human could read and understand. However, I know extremely little about the subject. It just happens that I ran across that in my reading and thought to myself, 'Hey, wonder if donnalee has seen that yet? Maybe something he might find useful.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's cool. I imagine it's pretty hard since natural language is often ambiguous and computers aren't too good at ambiguity. There are a lot of things missing in written language that I would think you would have to tag in some way. Like tag for sarcasm, innuendo, exaggeration, etc. Elsewise the system would become confused. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Okay, I got you, but what about the phrase; "Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him!" ala Dieder from Sprockets. How would you encapsulate and represent the several levels of meaning within that phrase in such a way that it didn't corrupt something standard like 'Today we went to the zoo and were permitted to touch a monkey.'? I would suspect your agents would become confused easily and would be quite susceptible to trolling and deliberate misrepresentation. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Smear feces on the ballot It will send a clear message. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah ya'll should be doing carrier subs Boat pops up in the middle of god-knows-where and starts popping off Harriers like nobody's business. Then, how do ya'll say that? Bob's your uncle or some shit. Been awhile since I was at Faslane but I think them bastards would be up to it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You could make a RATE MY DIARY POLL or rate my comment. I agree with what you're saying btw I just figure at this point we're pretty much feature frozen. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You keep writing them and I'll keep reading them 'Til the day some old friend of mind comes to visit and finds the dog knawing on me. . This here hit be for ol' Dan. I thought it was the masculine Republicans who all had the 'wide stance'. Dems tend to be pussy whupped momma's boys. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is a SURE sign that you need to go wipe your damn ass. I know you think you did a good job in there but you didn't. There is still some shit on there. No job is finished till the paperwork is all done. It's also a sign that you're probably getting fat. You best warsh out them drawers too. I can damn near smell you from here. Cornfucious sez 'It's all raht to sit on your pity pot ever now and agin. Just be shore to flush when you're done.' Cornfucious sez 'When you done seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.' Cornfucious sez 'A smile is like tighty whiteys, makes your cheeks go up.' That's when I said shut the fuck up Cornfucious, you god-damn smart-ass. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At the moment I'm in a government research satellite in LEO. No cameras allowed so no hi-res unfortunately. I'll be back in Houston fairly soon though. I don't often drink tea, but when I do I prefer Earl Grey. The coffee is pretty decent up here though. Even though it comes in a Capri-Sun looking package. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm thinking, based on things you've said before that if you could negotiate that whole Travelodge thing to something a little better, you seem to like J1 well enough. I assume that J2 is the one doing the 'You verbally agreed' stuff and adding that to personality quiz and low pay, low stress, well you could get all that working at just about anywhere. What I'm saying is that J2 isn't really offering anything enticing unless you're wanting to get into something a little more toned down so that you can devote attention to something else perhaps. Didn't you say something about a fianc recently? Best thing I could suggest is take a few days off, go hiking in the mountains maybe and think about your life. Don't forget to take a shotgun just in case. Can't be too careful out in the woods you know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That Tosh.0 is such a joker. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I Just jacked off, scratched my ass, picked my nose, popped a zit, scratched my dandruff, picked a scab, scratched my eczema, and adjusted my nutsack. <sticks out hand> HI I'M WES, NICE TO MEET YA! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But channel, I thought the Pope was infallible surely they were just as divinely inspired and infallible 500 years ago as they are today. 500 years is nothing to a God who is the Alpha and Omega, a God who is the same yesterday, today, and forever? Or is the Pope just irrelevant, a figurehead for your religion, not to be taken seriously much like Mickey Mouse? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Welcome to K5! The authors write the stories and the readers talk back. You can even help edit the story. It's really awesome! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I love to read, been doing it most of my life but what I don't get is folks making religions out of these story books. And what is worse is those types are doing the same nowadays with Movies and TV. I swear to you, the whole Jedi-Sith thing vs StarTrek is all silly now. In 200 years we're going to have Jedi Jihads against the Federationists. They'll have a damn bible cobbled together from a bunch of short novels and be arguing over what should be included and what should be apocryphal. I tried reading this book and I got to say it was pretty shit in my opinion. But that's just me. We need a philosophy based on the Matt Helm series or Mack Bolan, that would work huh? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We already have our Don Q and his beloved Dulcinea and that is quite enough thank you but a philosophy based on "I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun." sounds reasonable to me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I bet you just started another round of Copycats The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LoL, you don't have to suppress Look at Arizona and the Immigration thing. People are nuts. I don't know about Jews but I bet in some of the Southern and Western states you could get a goodly percentage supporting the extermination of their 'troublesome' minorities, not to mention throwing the gays and the pro-choice folks in the oven as well. From the looks of those tea-party rallies the only thing you'd have to suppress is their enthusiasm. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your talking about apples and oranges and telling me I want a banana pie. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. How do you get a French girl to say yes? Grab her by the nipple and twist hard! OOOOUUUUIIII! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I would say that 1st image is also 'ORAL' I mean I really don't know but if I'm rimming the brown round I don't call that 'anal sex' but maybe that is just me? Now there is perhaps something you can help me with Harry. I often get into arguments with my friends about this but anyways. You know if a dude is getting it in the ass that's gay. Right? And if a dude is giving to another dude in the ass that is gay also. Correct? Well I say if a dude is sucking another dude then that is gay. BUT if a guy is getting sucked by another dude that isn't gay right? What I'm saying is if you're a guy and you're getting head then it doesn't matter who or really, what is giving the head it's all good cause Hey, you're getting fucking head right? RIGHT!? Say, does anybody got any peanut butter? I'm like all out. Where is that fucking dog anyways? Here boy!!! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If it flies It dies. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Working as designed I didn't operate these things when I was in but I believe the idea is not so much to hit something that is small and moving fast as it is to throw up sort of a wall or shield of fast moving depleted uranium in front of it so that it's difficult for anything to get through. Onboard this one ship there was a cartoon painted on the hatch of the CIWS Phalanx space with that motto - "If it flies, it dies" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well I don't know what to say Ruston This is tragic of course as any death but the film editor of Quentin Tarantino, I just don't know. What I'm saying is that this means about as much as if you posted that Stephen King's book editor was found dead in his tub. Now if you were to tell me that Tarantino was wanted for questioning then it might be worth discussing but shit she was 57, and out hiking in 113^ weather. As kurons we ALL are aware of the dangers of hiking. Shit, if you ask us hiking must be the most dangerous sport in the world second only to marathon masturbation. You can't just simply walk into Mordor you know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You left out Catholicism in your poll No, you can't lump it in with Christianity either. Like lumping Jedis and Sith under Forcism. Myself, I have been a practicing Frisbeetarian for over three decades. Our central belief is that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and never comes down. Wham-o be with you. Personally, I like the last part of the linked article. For comparison purposes, the survey also asked some questions about general knowledge, which yielded the scariest finding: 4% of Americans believe that Stephen King, not Herman Melville, wrote "Moby Dick." Which is more telling, I think and shows that, in general, most people are pretty ignorant. I know I am, in a lot of things. I thought John Bonham wrote 'Moby Dick'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree but it confirms my biases. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Obama administration to ask lawmakers, 'How do I shot web?' Article here Basically, the feds want the ability to eavesdrop on all facebook and twitter communications and siphon all financial transactions that go overseas, regardless of dollar amount (currently only transactions of $10,000 or more are siphoned). Things like 4chan, digg, reddit etc are also under the gun. Why is American society so accepting of these violations of privacy? Well that's a softball question, I think we all know the answer: homophobia. "I believe... uh, um... I believe that we, we Americans, should have open talks with, uh... the Covenant alien races people. We must reach, uh... a diplomatic solution. And if they, the Covenant alien races people, do not with to uh... align with us, the Americans.. uh, we should, as a great and humble nation, surrender to their demands... to uh, avoid further conflict." - President Obama Nothing really to do with fear I'm speaking anecdotally of course but most people I interact with just aren't that fearful so much as apathetic. They're like 'What the fuck ya gonna do?' Pitch a fit and you wind up on some list. It doesn't seem to do much good so you just crack open a cold one or fire one up and go on about your business. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, I thought you were talking fear of teh terrorists. But if you mean fear of our own govt, well yeah there is a lot of that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh, I see, I failed to scrooolll oh well fuck it The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. She should be good and welcome news for the yacht and aircraft industry. Also good news for India, I hear she is big on outsourcing American jobs. "There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore." - Carly Fiorina 20 Worst CEO's of All Time Worst Ever CEOs The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ya'll should rent them out for parties and shit I mean I got a Birthday coming and that would be bitchin' to have like the Queen of England running the wet bar and maybe Charles flipping burgers on the grill. Everybody would be all LOL when he's like 'Wouldf you caref for your burger medium or wellf sir?' It would be great. Seriously, ya'll think about that ok? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is that your asshole schlouse or your I.Q.? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWTC - It's the only thing you can do anymore. It used to be fun to answer and fuck around with 'em ala Crank Yankers but now it's always just a bot. So we just don't answer unless it is someone we know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It seems funny to me that the very first time I had ever heard of Lady Gaga was on this very web site when certain members of the community were discussing whether or not a particular photo showed her equipped with a penis. But shortly after that I was over at my brother's place and he said, 'Man, check this out!' Whereupon he played 'Poker Face' for me. Followed by 'Boom Boom Pow'. It was a fascinating experience. But I don't suppose Ms Gaga is any worse than Mr Bieber, the Spice Girls, or those boys, N'Sync. A record producer gots ta put some cornbread on the table and a chicken in da pot, you feel me? Nuttin wrong wit all dat. Haters be hatin, Hey Paglia! WHY R U MAD? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aren't there crack banks? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aw hell A buddy of mine and I, we 'cooked' some up for a lark once. It came out a nice buttery yellow but god what a waste of good powder. They don't give out Govt cheese or butter here anymore. I understand it's up to the county commissioners and they decided the poor in this area don't need it. From what I understand there is only one church in this county that has a food bank for the poor. The church also runs a thrift store for clothing and another store where they sell donated items. I frequent the donated item store often because they get cast off computer equipment from SHSU and TDC. It's like a really cheap Fry's sometimes. I wouldn't want Govt crack nor Govt weed. It would probably be the nastiest of the nasty. I have eaten some of that Commodity Cheese and it is pretty goddamn nasty. A girl I knew once, a long time ago, she got Govt weed and I don't think it was even up to nigger shwag quality. So be careful what you wish for, you might get it and it might end up to not be worth a shit. BTW did you see mirko's previous diary 'Food for Thought'? That would be a pretty cool idea/oportunity there almost tailor made for you in the last three paragraphs of the linked article. Poker bots could possibly be quite lucrative over time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. +5 FP (nt) nt = nice turd The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Posted By: Heather "I have found prostate massage a fine solution to a paradox I was confronted with in my family. Masturbation is prohibited in the bible, but with two teenage sons I know all too well the facts of modern adolescent life. I prohibited masturbation in my house and was rewarded with messy sheets on an almost daily basis from nocturnal emissions. Then a friend told me how she stops both in her household, via prostate massage. Now I drain the boys daily by having them take turns bending over the sink, dropping their pants while I insert a finger into their anus and manipulate the prostate until they expel semen into the sink. Naturally I wear a surgical glove and use KY jelly to minimise discomfort. I find this an excellent, non-sexual way of releiving their frustration and saving them from the sins of masturbation and pre-marital sex. The youngest has this done daily, although I now find with my eldest I have to drain him in the mornings before school and in the evening before bed. At first it took a lot of effort to stop them from touching their penises when I massaged them, but now they are accustomed to it. I recommend this to mothers everywhere, and also use this technique on my husband when his advances are unwelcome. The obvious health benefits for a man in his 40s are attractive too, and I have purchased a PS2 from this company for him to use." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So have you seen 'The Killer Inside Me'? This movie made me a little uneasy and confused so I reckon it's 'arty'. The main character is a real good old boy, nice and polite you expect him to be the GOOD guy but then he'll all of a sudden up and be the cruelest fucker. Anyways, based on what you listed there you might like it. I wouldn't recommend it to most normal people though. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks, I'll check it out. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He claims to have a Masters in Communication LOL But I really can't say anything, I was a tour guide back in HS and I have always been perfectly comfortable speaking in front of a group. The only time I had the shakes was when I had to speak before a judge. Still I think he was just getting into the tea party spirit of 'I'M MAD AS HELL AND I AIN'T TAKIN' NO MORE!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWTP - I've often thought at times while playing RPGs that the best way to financial security is to kill people and loot their shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe you could ask Crawford to write an App for that? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just started reading reddit all I see is a lot of text and the occasional thumbnail. Maybe I'm not using it right? Did Sesame Street have Jailbait like reddit? What would Digg be then? "The Electric Company"? Of course, I don't really care about that. What I really want to know is what the web equivalent of "Mr Rogers Neighborhood" is because I just want to be your neighbor. Oh look! It's Mr McFeely! It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood Such a beautiful day in this neighbor would you be mine? could you be mine? Off to the land of make-believe I have a date with Henrietta Pussycat. You know, actually to be honest, whenever I think of trane I picture Daniel the Shy Tiger. Ugga Mugga! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Liberally and with many red flags. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Matthew 5:29 Pretty easy to prevent that whole procreation thing if that's your gig. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not as funny as When Large Animals Explode! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_whale The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Send it to my house and I'll take a look at it for ya. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What, you expect me to come over there? Could I have fried the motherboard through static discharge? Sure or any number of other ways you could have fucked it up. I didn't change anything else. Yeah, I've heard *that* before. Did you check the little switch on the back of the PSU? Is it set to 'ON'? Is the red switch set right? Did you accidentally put it on 230v thinking it would make your PC run faster? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. TELL THEM TO FUCK A SHEEP Then maybe they won't be so angry anymore. As for ignorance, they're just jealous of ours. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My favorite was the issue with the balloon on it In 1981 it was all about Smalltalk. I used to get Byte and Compute! and some others but I never saved any of that, too much moving around when I was that age. Enjoy your collection! The ads are really awesome in those old mags. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No they didn't dumb it down. I guess Ziff-Davis is probably responsible for that trend. I don't know. Doesn't matter I guess. My grandfather had like a lifetime subscription to NatGeo that he kept EVERY issue packed in a closet. Why do we do these things? My whole family are hoarders and I used to collect things or let things collect me, one or the other. Life in the navy got me out of that habit. I did start up a collection of Dr Dobbs for awhile but it wasn't long till that became a little too much and I got uncomfortable with it. It's a lot better now that we can have all that stuff digital and searchable. Still, the feel of an old book or old magazine in one's hands . . . well, what can I say, it's more than just the contents. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I support this but unfortunately, my piano doesn't stand upright it just lays flat and needs attachments for it to work correctly. Also, it's been a long time since I used it so I'm not quite sure where I left it last. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Get them with the 5-finger discount and they have socks to match too, some kuron was talking up their toe socks. What I'm curious about is can you fit all five fingers? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fortunately patriots like Mr Crowder, Mr Dean and his black lab are working tirelessly to eradicate this threat to our nation. If only they could run their boat up Constitution Ave and net the at-large Bull(shit) Sharks there. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I would vote for Morally Inflexible's gig simply because he's a Kuron and hey, what could be better than having a fellow Kuron with access to all your email? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where we went wrong Not salaries or titles or offices but when we started talking like this: 'content management systems' 'internal product' 'Team Forum' I hear kids talking about 'Downloadable Content' rather than Add-ons for their Game. The kid next door in kindergarten showed me his macaroni picture, excuse me, his 'Creative Work' and asked how he should license his IP. We are totally screwed people. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Word and Excel are simple and good but what if they were called instead 'Digital Character Manipulation and Presentation System' and 'Numerical Content and Formula Retention Software' or something equally lame to make something that is simple 'sound like' something cool and important. It isn't just about names it is about the people that really add little to no value trying to make it appear as if what they do really matters. Since they don't create real things they come up with systems and methods and give them important sounding names. They take what is simple and well known and rebrand it so it sounds like they know what they are doing. Instead they should just leave the engineers alone to build cool shit. "This, this is my BOOMstick!" I mean what could be a better name than that? It's simple, and straight to the point. Further, EVERYBODY knows what a BOOM stick is. What the hell is content though? Seriously. A god damn can of pork & beans is 'content'. It says that right there on the side: Content; Contains Pork and Motherfucking Beans, what are you an idiot? What the hell did expect in a can labeled Pork & Beans? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Terminology I'm cool with it's meeting speak and marketing speak that get to me. And really, it's not the words themselves, I can handle shit going forward and optimizing our core (making and selling shit) competencies. It's the people that come up with that shit, that think like that, the type of people that have no other purpose than to tell other people how they should be doing their jobs. I'm very sorry if you yourself happen to be one of these people that make their living off the sweat of those who do real work. But anyway, it isn't how the organization is structured that causes it to fail it's when you get too many chiefs, vice-chiefs and assistant chiefs and tepee design experts and not enough tomahawk wielding braves. But shit fuck HP seriously, ALTHOUGH, they DID finally get a HPLIP driver out for the printer I just got last month so that is something at least. Also, isn't Carly trying to get into the U.S. Senate? Hey, maybe I should go hang with the Amish after all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, exactly. Thank you for finally admitting your short-comings and seeing it my way. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, to be honest, IT people ARE often a problem particularly the ASPIE ones. I mean shit, you ask them how the project is going and they're all, "It's definitely very small in here. Course, ten minutes to Wapner. Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV." How do you communicate with that? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'malformed though he may be in the process' We are but Human Bonsai. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Charlie Parker would probably have been a strung out loser had drugs been legal and the world would have been robbed of a great legacy. I realize that drugs probably enhanced some of Mr Parker's musical stylings, however since they were difficult to obtain perhaps that kept him from going overboard so-to-speak. See, I find that the best work is done not when resources are plentiful and we have the ability to do as we wish. Rather, the best work is done when resources are limited and one is constrained. It is that 'overcoming' of the limitation that helps bring out and define the art. This seems to be true to me whether one is talking about a painting, a song, or even a piece of software. On the other hand it is truly a tragedy what was done with Alan Turing. Had he been given the same resources and respect that was given to Einstein and Feynman . . . I can't even imagine what the state of the art would be today. His homosexuality had nothing to do with his work anymore than if he had preferred fish or chicken for dinner. It really is a shame. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I offer my most sincere apologizes. Obviously I am quite the dilettante when it comes to the subject of illicit drugs and drug abuse and I humbly bow before your mastery of the subject. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. One question though, Is your practical knowledge of homosexuality as deep as your mastery of illicit drug abuse? I ask only because I would hate to embarrass myself by speaking on a subject of which I know little without first deferring to your superior knowledge. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well you shouldn't worry homosexuality is becoming more and more accepted in society and shouldn't be prohibited much longer. Then you will be able to flaunt your sexuality without fear. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hibbity-dibbity dawg, niggas be hackin all up in mah shit, nawmean? That shit is wack yo. I gots to get PAID. Nigga, you think this chronic and yak be growin' on fuckin' trees? Nigga please. At least he doesn't have to be cocerned about anyone wanting to steal HIS identity. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you. I'm glad some of you are willing to show my generation and I the respect we so richly deserve. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. None taken at all, I was being facetious I recognize that those of my generation often have a sense of entitlement and I was playing off of that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have a *KILLFILE* for k5? Jeez, there must be like what, three - maybe four posters total that you see? I'm not actually lol'ing but I'm sorta grinning right now. Damn, talk about using a sledgehammer to kill a fly problem. Damn. Of course, you probably won't even see this, MUHAHAHAHAHA! I love the sound of PLONK! in the morning. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well his dad passed away last month and I think he has quit the internet on the advice of his doctor. He deleted all his FB accounts. That's all I know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ok, so where did the Spics, Kikes, Sand-niggers, Kunucks, Rutabagas, Redskins, etc come from? GODDAMN there's a shitload of them bastards ain't they? Also, I agree with Uncle Will that one man is as good as another except for the fact that most of them are plumb full of shit and the ones that ain't seem completely eat up with the dumb-ass. What the hell can you do? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. With fava beans and a nice chianti. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you were looking for NEWS on Digg then Hi ROR! Seriously though, I'm not a Digg hater although I DO INDEED detest the NEW SHINEY but fuck it, if I was really pissed I GYOB, amirite? Anyways, I know reddit has been around a LONG time but I was always put off by how ugly it is. However, I have been spending more time checking it out lately as an alternative to Digg and there is a lot of funny on there. Now if you want News though I would say Google News is pretty much the site. Although, I second the suggestion that if you are hungry for REAL NEWS that AFFECTS REAL PEOPLE then you can't go wrong with Fox News. I would say though that you are missing out on the News experience just reading the website. You really need to watch it FOX NEWS on TV, THEY will let you know ALL of the very IMPORTANT things you need to worry about without all the distracting nonsense so prevalent in media today. Oh and BTW, I was at the Hitchin' Post Restaurant & Truck Stop this weekend having breakfast and there is this TidBits paper they give out for free. There was this joke in there. Dude is fishing out of season when this guy walks up and says, 'Hey there! Having any luck?' Dude says, 'Luck? Hell man I done pulled ten out of this river yesterday and looks like I'll do as well today!' Guy says, 'You don't know who I am do you?' Dude says, 'Nope.' Guy says, 'I'm the new Game Warden.' Dude says, 'Well I'll be damned. Do you know who I am?' Guy says, 'No.' Dude says, 'BYE BYE! MR. GAME WARDEN!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is an exceptionly good thing that when this was first penned it was not only legal, but acceptable, and I dare say, encouraged to beat one's wife regularly, much as one would discipline a wayward dog. Not to mention the fact that a wise and dutiful husband would ensure that he had access to at least one mistress so as not to burden his fair wife with the sordid business of his sexual gratification, (outside that required for procreation of course). A wonderful treatise you have here my good Mr Rustov. Why I would encourage this to the Front Page forthwith! If only our present society could return to such civility and gentility, when men were truly men and women knew their proper place in this world. Instead, we must to endure these strumpets flitting around all hysterical or worse, moody, and desperately in need of a the strong discipline of a man in their lives. Ah, discipline . . . that is the ticket! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just do what you do and quit giving a fuck what society or anybody else thinks. For real. It ain't worth it and besides you'll be sitting there, alone in the dark, all mad and bitter and butt-hurt because of what somebody said or didn't say. Because of what somebody did or didn't do and you know what that person who wronged you is thinking? I guarantee it isn't about you. Like ol' Bison said, "For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday." I give you shit about your weird Utopian ideas 'cause seriously, it just boggles my mind that someone could be so naive. Then you go sing the misfit song . . . Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit wit! I'm an adorable reindeer Why don't I fit in? Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit wit! They can't fire me. I QUIT! Become a man and quit waiting for the world to treat you fairly, it's not going to happen. You just got to get comfortable with who you are. All those people out there? They're not thinking what you think they are thinking. They are not watching you, waiting for you to fuck up and fail. The truth is that they don't even notice you, you're not even on their radar. Also, $32.61. You know 3 x 2 = 6 & 6 x 1 = 6 woah Then 3 + 2 = 5 & 6 - 1 = 5 OMG! Now 6 + 5 = 11 & 6 x 5 = 30 then 1 x 1 = 1 & 3 x 0 = 0 I SEE IT NOW! 1 & 0 !!!! GET IT? OMG IT's A SIGN!!! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They STILL make albums!? OMG LOL WHUT! Professor Satchafunkilus and the Musterion of Rock - Joe Satriani The E.N.D. - Black Eyed Peas (well just the two songs) Playing the Angel - Depeche Mode And-Thology 1 - Andy Timmons Band Seriously I haven't bought an album (for myself) since AC/DC LIVE! Mostly I just listen to whatever soundtrack is on the video game I'm currently playing or whatever Pandora or Last.fm are serving up. Late at night though I enjoy tuning in to Groove Salad on Soma FM. And if that means I'm a douche so be it. 'Cause I got a feelin' WOOOOHOOOO! That tonite's gonna be a GOOD nite That tonite's gonna be a GOOD nite Yeah tonite's gonna be a GOOD GOOD nite HAHA now that is going to be stuck in your head ALL DAY! Is that douche-y enough for ya! HA! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In the Pipe - KayFive by Five A large-scale scan of the top million web sites was performed in early 2010. The area of each icon is proportional to the sum of the reach of all sites using that icon. The smallest icons--those corresponding to sites with approximately 0.0001% reach--are scaled to 16x16 pixels. The largest icon (Google) is 11,936 x 11,936 pixels, and the whole diagram is 37,440 x 37,440. http://www.kuro5hin.org/images/tinyk5.png 810 bytes in 0.00 seconds. Online lookup : The icon is at (20.427, 25.120) and is 32 32 pixels. I have nothing else to say, so I said it here. You've got beautiful, big brown lips. 'This guys got these big old POWER LIPS, am I correct?' 'So much of my authority is derived from the power right here. SMOOCH! '... I'll have a CHINCHILLA!" 'I don't get it. Tacos?' 'They think I'm Mexican.' 'You're not Mexican?' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. New Angus Abode with extra cheese SUPERSIZE ME! Naw, really, all the noveau riche hipsters are into ultra-minimalism now. "I live my whole life in my iPad." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey gang! I have a new mystery for us to solve. It seems there is a website back in the boonies that died sometime back in 2004. Strangely enough, the locals claim that often, late at night, horrible creatures can be seen posting there. So we're off to see old man rusty and get to the bottom of this! SCOOBY DOOBY DOO! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Arguably, "Love, Prey, Eat" might be more fun to watch. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like how the funky 'Evil Dead' type stuff is all visual and the Spooky Scary stuff is all done with sound. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell, there are people down South that are still upset about that little spat that was had with the North. Americans have short attention spans but they can carry a grudge for a LONG time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's funny how with all our sophistication Our main weapons are basically throwing stones at each other. A lot more of them at a time and at very high velocity but still just little bitty lead stones. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh hell yeah, back when I was a 'tween'. Steady diet of Heinlein, Clarke, and Asimov. Yeah Loonies be chunking BIG rocks. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What I would like to know is do you think the movie would have been better or worse if it had starred Tom Cruise rather than Angelina? I already missed the local showing but that's cool. Yes, you can tell by that website that we're an extremely sophisticated and cultured community here. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aw Hell, FEKLAAR! Is you be still MIGHTY? Is you be MIGHTY enuf fer Kuro5hin? Or is you be FLIGHTY? and run aways likes da plucked chicken? Oh btw, guess what? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That'd fix her and It's FUN for the whole family The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only thing that would make that moar hipster is if it ran on a STEAM-POWERED brass iPhone. And you know the fuckers would EAT IT UP WITH A SPOON! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interesting - but in the article, the "My Space" Angle gets the 'hits' but doesn't generally lead to conversation. What gets them talking is the pics where one is 'Doing Something Interesting' with an animal while on vacation. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You just gave trane an orgasm. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've heard this question before ALWAYS from some poor sad sack that just got OWNED by a woman. They usually start whining that well they didn't defend themselves cause 'It's wrong to hit a woman.' Real Men know why you can't tell a woman with two black eyes anything. It's because they didn't listen the first two times. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have been backtraced. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I read that as Computer Mediated Communion being kinda out of it and seeing it was channel diary. When I clicked on Full Story this was not quite what I expected. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree with you that Google will do no evil for various values of evil. That's easy enough because no man or company is really evil in their own eyes. They can always find a justification for whatever they do. However, I don't know that Verizon is going to care about Open Source either. They don't always do what most folk think would be the smart thing. AOL stuck with Internet Explorer even though they owned Netscape. Why? People had to download their crap or install off a cd anyways so they weren't beholden to MS. I bet it had similar reasons to what Verizon would be thinking. Mainly that they don't have to screw with anything other than what they do best, getting people into phone service contracts. But anyways. "Net Neutrality" is going to be as viable as "fair use" is under the DMCA. Most people don't even know what the hell it is. And the corporations will just throw enough cash and prizes around till they get what they want. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So much love. Hot August Love. Fuck me? Fuck You The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have to repeat it three times for it to work. While gargling. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "The more I learn about Japanese culture, the more convinced I become that they're not just foreign... they are alien beings." Have to go to the higher end store for the HECHE EN MEXICO The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YA 'OMG! There's a NIGGER in the White House!' Blog. "George Bush stood up for America . . ." Yes, he did indeed. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Global Warming Oceans Rising Yadda Yadda Invest in Pontoons and Gondolas. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well according to my pipe people Assuming 'average pressure & flow' (I dunno what that would be but I guess they know) they say about 80gpm. HTH The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Insurance for one thing, they let you stay, you trip, stump your toe and KA-CHING! Also people in general are fuckheads. Now maybe you and a few of your friends would follow the rule and not trash the place. How are they going to know that you are going to respect their shit exactly? Background check? Or are they just supposed to trust you because you're a nice guy? The majority though is going to trash it to hell and gone. What do they care? It doesn't belong to them. So even if the company that owns the property were 'enlightened' so to speak, that means extra security and just a big hassle for what gain? Corporate karma? LOL. Then of course you have the homeless who if the company started letting people sleep there it's going to be tent fucking city. Not to mention Law Enforcement. How are they supposed to tell the peaceful hippy usufructors from the dudes camped out to break into a place? No, it's just a lot easier and cost-effective to put up a NO TRESPASSING sign. But you know this. Why do you keep asking? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Look at the Internet If people aren't held accountable then most are going to shit on everything. I hear what you're saying and I think it would be wonderful to live in that world. However, you open that trailer up and say ten people use it. If just one of those ten people steal all the food, Shit on the bed and wipe their ass on the bedding that is going to fuck it up for everybody. And really, you know that it's not going to be one person that does it. It's going to be like 9 out of the ten because in their mind they will be thinking stupid shit leaves all this free food out mother fucker serves him right we rip it off. They're going to be smoking crack and shooting up in there. The unemployed woman that brings her kid there is going to get raped and murdered. It's nice that you have a conscience but many people that are poor are desperate and don't give a fuck because they have nothing left to lose. Now if you could make them accountable then yeah it can work even though there will still be problems. Look at Section 8 Housing. But if you just open up a trailer and say here you go and trust people to be on their good behaviour a few will but the majority will not. And even still, leaving the lights on all the time is still way cheaper than a lawsuit brought on by some homeless person that got hurt on your property. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All I can tell you is good luck with it. In the meantime while you are waiting for corporations and society to change their ways you yourself can make a real difference in peoples lives today. You can see if there is a Meals on Wheels program in your area or a Food Bank where you can volunteer your time. There may be a homeless shelter in your area that could use some help. They might even have some old donated computer equipment that you could help them with. But in my experience there is always something you can do. Sort clothes or hand out food. Maybe teach some computing basics or how to use popular software. I also participate in the Freecycle program. That helps keep things that are still useful out of the landfills. You know one man's trash is another man's treasure. Just suggesting, not telling you what to do, maybe you're already into that kind of thing. I mention it only because I figure any of that would go a lot farther than just walking around wishing the world was a better place. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Techno Viking got a job as a cop? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm down if they'll make a trade Have them give up the idea of corporate personhood and in return they don't have to pay corporate income tax. Sounds reasonable. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Collective Irrationality New research suggests that misinformed people rarely change their minds when presented with the facts -- and often become even more attached to their beliefs. No, what happens is that you point that out and they ban you from the channel. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can't just throw money at problems like poverty. You can't go in and say do this and do that. It does as much good as telling an alcoholic he needs to quit drinking. DUH. The alcoholic has to recognize that he has a problem and want to get better before anything is going to work. Same with a culture or a society. If that society is in poverty then that society has to recognize that it has a problem. I know that sounds weird. You're thinking like 'well certainly they recognize that they're sick and hungry and want to have good health and food to eat' and yeah. BUT they don't match up that the way they live is contributing to their poverty. They're happy to continue to believe things like 'If I have sex with a virgin it will cure me of HIV'. You can't just give those folks a computer and the internet and think they'll see how cool it all is and become first world citizens because of it. No, because they're not going to necessarily adopt your culture or your memes along with the tech. What they will do is they'll use it in the context of their own culture. In other words they'll use your tech to continue doing what they already do just maybe more of it. You can't just give money to the people that the terrorists are recruiting either. They're not going to like you any better. They're going to use that money in the context of their culture. I mean, think about it. Let's say you wanted to bring rationality to the Bible Belt. You want the folks that are supporting the televangelists to understand that they are just being used by these TV con artists. So you have this massive aid program where you try to educate these people and show them a better way. What happens? I'll tell you what, they'll tell YOU to fuck right off and send even MORE of their retirement money to the TV Preacher. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ja Wohl! That's the trick though isn't it? When you have discussion among rational people then everything is good and we can all reach consensus. Unfortunately, it's all those irrational retards that fuck everything up and cause problems. Of course, I can always tell who the rational people are because they are the ones that agree with me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They would just waste it. Look, if somebody handed you $25,000 right now what would you do? Would you use it to better mankind or would you be calling up your dealer? You'd do the same shit you do anyway just more of it until it was gone. Your ilk lives by the credo hey, you guys got all this shit, gimme gimme gimme! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. I have helped advance knowledge and participated in technological innovation. I have introduced young people to the joy of creating software and not just consuming software. I volunteer my time to help folks in my community. I do a little bit here and there to try and make my corner of the world a little better place. I don't make a big deal about it it's just something I do. BTW I think I saw you on Futurama last night. The smelly hippy dude. Hippy dude: "OK, that's a start, that's very Earth-friendly. Now everyone join hands. Join hands, please. I'd like to lead you all in some swing. Come on, pay attention. I said do it! Yeah..." Alien eats Smelly Hippy Alien: I think there was something funny in that hippie. People of Earth--Oh, that hippie's starting to kick in--we've all learned a valuable lesson today. I realise now that--Dude! My hands are huge! They can touch anything but themselves. Oh, wait. Whoa! Whoa, I feel like I'm flying! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No doubt about that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There's no jobs in Texas, that is a myth. It's hell on Earth down here. We have roving bands of Ass-rapers on Motorcycles. It's like Mad Max meets Book of Eli meets The Road. Best just stay right where you're at. And tell all them others to stay there too. Nope, nothing down here but death and destruction. No Jobs, not a one. Besides even if you could find a job well I bet it wouldn't pay more'n maybe 25 cents an hour. Corpses piled high on the Interstate. Looting, plundering. Dogs sleeping with cats the whole nine yards. You don't want to come down here man. Trust me. You don't want to mess with Texas. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Do you have a filter on? I see positive stuff constantly. Seems like everybody but me is going to the gym and pumping that iron and getting ripped. If they ain't doing that they're talking about riding a damn bicycle. Then you got MessiahWWKD talking up his IPad and entertaining us with his 'Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing you but I was in Starbucks when the strangest thing happened to me...' stories. Del regularly takes us on a world tour of cheap bars full of cheaper women. And then you throw in the posts boasting about the AWESOME bowel movements. I mean some people talk about their shit like a proud T-Ball Dad. Negativity? How can there be any negativity with all the love flying around through the air? I mean seriously, if you stand in one place too long you'll get covered in it. Long creamy strands of Love. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. huge surpluses of young men like yourself needing to quit whining about shit on the internet and go out and get to work. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wasn't talking about a job, I said get to work. I'm more talking about getting out and getting together and actually doing something. WORKING toward the change you think is needed rather than sitting around posting about how the MAN is keeping you down. But I understand, it is a lot more comfortable and the environment is a lot less hostile in your own little cubby while you wield your +5 Keyboard of Doom against the injustices of the world. So I wonder Donna Lee, why are you posting here and not on Twitter with your fellow social rebels? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That tastes like real Dr Pepper. Like Bud Ice tastes like a real beer. And neither does Mr. Pibb taste like a Pepper although Pibb isn't really unpleasant either. TEN, TWO and mother fuckin' FOUR, B Otch! Not that you care, but I'm not into soda but if I'm drinking cheap whiskey I do like to mix it with Dr. Pepper. It is VERY SWEET and tastes awesome. Everybody else wants to use Seven-Up. I say NO! Give me that Prune-flavored Soda everytime! I think I've been trolled. I should set down this pipe and go to bed. Is Leno on? Oh, Robot Chicken, cool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry. I can't seem to find that story. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They sell unsweetened tea in the convience stores down hurr. You can even get it without that damn lemon flavoring. But then Texas is a whole 'nother country. We even got that soda-water with real sugar instead of corn syrup. I don't drink it much, I'd rather have tea or coffee myself but I hear tell some of y'all like that kind of thing. Might even find you some bootleg raw milk too, if you're into that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Used to get raw milk from a farmer back in Austin. I guess I was 12 or so then. Mom would get so pissed off at me because I would go and drink all the cream off the top. I can't drink the stuff now because I seem to be slightly intolerant. It makes me sick as hell if I drink a glass full. Still I love the taste of milk sometimes like with cookies. I found I can drink a small amount and it just makes me fart real bad so WIN-WIN! On the other hand I'm fucking GLAD they busted those dirty ass HIPPIES. Did you read that shit? "Duh they got MARIJUANA down the street why don't they leave my milk ALONE?! WAAAHHH!!!" Fucking hippies. It would've been better if one of them had gotten TASED. One thing though. Fresh Goat Milk. Bleughah! Dad likes that stuff but then he likes Buttermilk straight from the bottle too. Mom got some Goat Milk for awhile for some reason, maybe it was cheaper I dunno. Man, that was some nasty shit IMO. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well thank goodness it wasn't in FUCKING 3-GODAMN-D What is UP with that SHIT. I keep hearing that soon they expect us all to have 3D TV's. Oh yeah, as if those annoying commercials weren't LOUD enough now THEY'LL BE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU. LOOK AT THIS DELICIOUS TRIPLE BACON DOUBLE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER! IT's MY GOLD and I want to SELL it NOW! MONOCLE SMILE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. oblig: BOOM! HEADSHOT! ,nt no (auto)target The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aliens yes but that was no cleaning kit THAT WAS AN ANAL PROBE! Be glad you weren't abducticated. I WANT TO BELIEVE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Because the ones you're talking about kinda do and they all go back to Zoroastrianism. There's not a problem talking about Primates when one is discussing Orangutans and Chimpanzees right? Even though they are different they are also in many ways the same. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It can go a little deeper than that One can make intelligent and interesting observations about, for example, jazz and the effect it has had on several widely distinct genres of music today. Also, it is quite true that wars have occurred over which particular religion is 'correct'. That is the fault of the religions or rather the adherents themselves for not seeing that they are just branches off the same tree. No contradiction there channel. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You started this shit with Christians and The Diary is is talking about Islam. I talk about those religions, not EVERY religion, but as I said those religions that have sprung up from Zorastrianism. So don't talk to me about straw men. You are twisting and twisting trying to find a way, ANY way that you can deny and stick your fingers in your ears and go NAH NAH NAH I'M NOT LISTENING. Because, we are the men who laid a strong foundation by digging deep into the earth. Then by working carefully and slowly to make sure our building is strong and secure on the rock. And when the rains and floods come and the wind blows hard and beats against the house, our house does not fall because it is built on a strong foundation. You are the man who does not build a strong deep foundation and build your house upon sand. Your tall house was built quickly and you moved in feeling safe. But when the rains and floods come and the wind blows beating against your house, your tall beautiful house without a strong foundation. It just can't stand up to the flooding and winds so you close your eyes and bind your ears and say NO! My BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! It is PERFECT and those who say it has cracks and is falling apart around me are LYING LIARS and FOOLS! Come and knock on our door, we've been waiting for you, we've a loveable space that needs your face, three's company too. Come and dance on on our floor, take a step that is new. You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you. Down at our rendez-vous, three's company, too! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Worst restuarant mishap I almost hesitate to share this with you because it reveals what a totally vile person I really am. However, back when I was in the Navy some friends wanted to go to a Polynesian place. So we were drinking some kind of alcoholic beverage and eating this stuff that looked weird but tasted pretty good. Well I felt this fart coming on so I tried to ease it out you know and damned if I didn't shit all over myself. That stuff went right through me. I guess it serves me right though for trying to fart at the table. It was hella fun getting back to the base too, I'll tell you what. Another time (long ago) I was out on a date and we went to a steakhouse that was supposed to be pretty good but I guess the regular guy was out because my steak was definitely hard to chew. I didn't want to make a big deal out of it in front of her though so I chewed and chewed and finally swallowed and damned if it didn't get stuck. She had to give me the damned Heiney-lick maneuver. I don't think it bothered her all that much but to me it was embarrassing as hell. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Worthwhile? A shot of Everclear maybe? Some brown tar heroin? What kinda effect ya goin fer there? You say you like potatoes, curly or crinkle cut? Russet, Yukon Gold, or Fingerling? Fried, Baked or Mashed? You could always both amuse and amaze your friends with a Magic 8-Ball. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You roll old skool then? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A sad tale of a Father's sacrifice Some of you may have already seen this story around the 'nets. Still it touched me in so many ways that I simply had to share it with my kuron kommunity. I'm sure you will all be deeply touched as well. "Today, I found out that, thanks to a rare bone disease, my 6 year old daughter has only four weeks to live. I decided to read the paper to take my mind off it and discovered a suicide bomber in Baghdad has killed 30 people in a market place. I cast aside the paper and walk to my daughter's bedroom. I stand in the doorway, watching her sleep, thinking how cruel this world can be. Barely 6 years old and soon to be in heaven. My mind was cast back to the suicide bomber, on his way to Allah and eager to meet the virgins that wait for him. I gently closed the bedroom door, took out my cock and moved towards my innocent child. Fuck you, Mohammed. This is one virgin you won't be getting your hands on." As was said in the third prophecy Thou shalt be witness unto three signs. Among you a leader shall arise who was not of woman born and his skin shall be the color of darkness and he shall promise hope but bring hopelessness. Then shall the heavens contract and vexeth the wise men. Then finally the sea will fill with the blood of the ancient dragons. When you witness these signs then truly you will know that the end time is at hand. Thou shalt ungird thy loins and anointist thyself with sacred oils and carry thy torch into the streets. For thy has done goofed and consequences shall naught be the same. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWT PARENT & GPARENT Comment Plus, get your Mom a dog. Not a cat, cats can take care of themselves. Get her a dog. One that isn't too annoying but that is dependent on her for proper care. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's worse than that Magic 8-Ball the Movie! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hello, how are you? Wanna Fuck? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Watch out She'll put a glock in your hater mouth and make a brain slushie. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Over the weekend I saw this reality game show called 'Estate of Fear' which was kinda funny because they had this room full of wires like an electric fence and the contestants were getting shocked trying to get the money. It was all "Ooo 50 dollars <zap> OUCH! Almost got it, <zap> Son of a bitch! Here it comes, <ZAP> %$#@! Nearly got...<ZAP> GOD-bleep! MOTHER-bleep! bleep! bleep!" Then they had a kitchen and the host says to get through the room you have to Step Lively. Well the floor looked like regular tile floor till the contestants got in the room and it's like some kind of plaster. One dude got stuck and his pants came off. Everybody is trying to jump from counter to counter ripping shit up looking for money. One poor bitch is on her hands and knees stuck and this young guy is like trying to come to her rescue but he can't pull her out. Everybody else is taking advantage and grabbing the cash and getting the hell out so finally he's like sorry girl I gotta GO! The part where they had to crawl under the floor in the dark and that python dropped on the blonde chick and she nearly shit herself was funny too. I knew the black chick was fucked as soon as they got under there she saw the tarantulas and started screaming like a broken car alarm. It was something to watch on a Sunday afternoon anyways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who the hell is Margaret Atwood? Is this something I should be pleased about or what? Uh, hmm she writes POE-EMs, not good. On the other hand she won an Arthur C. Clarke award. I guess it's a wash then. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am Absolutely Serious. LOL Well, that website says I write like her so I'll take that as a good thing then. At least it didn't say I write like William Shatner or something like that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should get with these folks They could use your unique experience and expertise. The Open Source Fusion Research Consortium http://www.fusor.net/ 'The difficult we do right away, the impossible takes a little longer.' One of their members was in the news recently for building a reactor in his basement. I saw it on Digg or reddit or /. I can't remember, hell maybe it was 4chan. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Men think they have to 'raise' children But really, they don't. All you got to do is be around, give 'em a hug every now and then, make sure they have a safe place to sleep and food to eat. Your not going to pass on your belief system, your politics, or your unique outlook on life and your fellow man. Because 99% of that stuff, while you are talking they are going to hear, 'BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLA-BLah Blah blah.' The only time that you will be the focus of their attention is when they are trying to talk you out of the car keys. And if by chance, luck, or skill they become famous or whatever and they appear on TV, all your hard work will be rewarded when they smile at the camera and say, "HI MOM!" My mind was on those football players and besides I'm full of shit anyways, just me being a prick. Mine is grown, out of the house and is doing well so far and he keeps in touch. Fact is he just now called me on his way home from work and wanted to know if I might be on Xbox Live later tonite for some MP. But when I think about it I didn't do anything other than just take things one day and one thing at a time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, I was just idly thinking about how you know those football players get on TV and they thank God, they thank the coach, and they always say, "HI MOM!" but you know mom never tossed a ball around with them. But, I guess what I was trying to say behind the joking around is that it ain't all that bad. What they say about it takes a village is true. As a dad you got responsibilities but there is going to be other people around doing their thing too. So anyways DK4 Bloo, go ahead and PROCREATE! I mean seriously, what's the worst that could happen, right? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DAMMIT MAN! I read all that crap and then you STOPPED just as it was beginning to get interesting. I hope you don't treat your wife/girlfriend the same way. Oh yeah, that's it, keep it . . . what's the matter? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE DONE?! I did smile a bit at the "This PC's not finished with you, you fruity little Mac!" I mean seriously, someone referring to their self as 'This PC'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now THAT is the kind of leadership WE need Government that is HONEST about their desire to screw the people. It's why Clinton was the greatest President EVAR! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So, not much of a secret then I LIKE IKE I'll tell you a SECRET, MANY PEOPLE think that it is Eisenhower's likeness on the common U.S. Dime (HABEEB IT!) however that is Franklin Delano Roosevelt! Roosevelt was president for TWELVE YEARS and he had a SECRET -- he was having an AFFAIR! With another WOMAN even! He was a married man, but that has never stopped many rich, powerful and famous men. (TWINKIE HOUSE) DO YOU SAVVY THE COON SHIT ON THE PUMP HANDLE? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Grampa had a saw like that. Well, we called him Dad-O back then. Ol' Dad-O & Bam-baw. But yeah his saw cut using gravity. He had all sizes of barrels and bags of what I thought was sand. He would put different size rocks in different barrels and they would turn for days and days. He had big vices too and would cut stones with these wheels. He had some other saws too. I don't know what any of that equipment he used was. I was real young then. This was back when we lived in the cave. I like the geodes and these big flat rocks he would cut and polish. They ended up about the size of a dinner plate and when he polished them up they would look like a fractal picture. He'd sell the little bitty pieces in bulk. The geodes and other stuff he'd sell by the piece. He'd cut limestone up too and build walls and walkways for folk. He could build a wall without mortar that would stand up as long as one with. He'd often get calls to come out and witch for water and drill a well. He learned to drill wells in the CCC before the war. From what I understand he never finished the 6th grade but when he was in his 60's he did some work with a professor from UT Austin concerning the Edwards Aquifer and ended up being awarded a degree in Geology. Sorry this sounds like a 'My dad was in the Navy' comment but I hadn't thought of that shop of his in a long time till I read this diary. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. See, now if you were down South you could give her a beer as long as you told the bartender/waitress you were her Dad. And nobody would think anything of you hugin' and squeezin' on her either 'cuz we're open-minded like that. Just so long as you ain't gay or worse, a liberal. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Git ya a pair of truck nuts and you'd fit right in The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SPICE MUST FLOW! It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dust of KnutMeag that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains. The stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. - Ya know, I bet this is as bogus as the OMG!!! OUR KIDS ARE LICKING TOADS! Paranoiacraze awhile back. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, NO, I got that. I've known for a long time about nutmeg, and morning glory, and yeah, even them toads. What I'm calling BULLSHIT on is that there is some 'trend' among teens of snorting, shooting, swallowing nutmeg to get high. It doesn't make sense. Like licking a toad. I ain't saying it doesn't happen at all. I caught some kid with a mohawk once smoking POPCORN kernels in a hookah trying to get high. (Don't ask me I don't know what that boy was thinking.) But I can't see it being a big THING to be worried about. There is all KINDS of easier stuff that is READILY available to them to get completely FUCKED UP on. Most of them waiting down at the Kwik-E-Mart. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bootleg Nog. Egg & Meg Speakeasys. Nogaholics Bring the Rum-runners out of retirement. Yo! Dawg, wanna score some 'Meg mayne? I got the brown shit raht hea'. Aw naw homie, you know I ain't be cuttin' my shit. It be pure nut. Finest Kind! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looks like somebody is pissing in the gene pool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah, now semen I can't comment on but my shit smells like fresh baked bread. SERIOUSLY! Come, take a whiff. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ABSOLUTELY! And you know, as we say down here, I wouldn't shit you either because you're my favorite turd. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Prostitution was legal in Rhode Island till last year. But you know what? Nobody gives a shit because THIS DIARY ASKS ABOUT MASSAGES NOT PROSTITUTION! Now, just answer the man's question. HOW DO YOU, YOURSELF, KEEP FROM GETTING A BONER DURING A MASSAGE? I swear, you're just like those IGNORANT MOTHERFUCKERS that comment in Crawford's diaries where he'll ask a perfectly good question and then instead of answering the question they'll go tell him to get help or some crap completely unrelated to the damn question. Oh and to answer the question, I use ICY HOT or DEEP HEAT. Apply DIRECTLY TO FORESKIN! Apply DIRECTLY TO FORESKIN! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't always use a cellphone but when I do, I choose the $15 disposables. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't ass me, cow shit I know? Lot of support for that in the affected states. I know when they were talking about that fence most folks were assuming it would be an electric one. With lots of barbed wire. Landmines would be a bonus. Personally, I figure there's enough Internet Tough Guys around so what ya do see, ya hook up some remote-controlled machine guns with web cameras. Then have a site you sign on and you get time on the gun. Like that online safari thing they had going here in Texas for awhile. Hell, throw some landmines in there too while you're at it. Maybe even have some of them baseball throwin machines rigged to fling grenades. Have all the southern states pass a law like what they got over there in forward thinking AZ only make it where if ya ain't documented then legally ya ain't even human. Why I tell ya what, our border would be more secure than that WALL in Berlin ever was. Why hell they could call it the STEEL CURTAIN and paint that sumbitch Red, White, & Fuck You Blue! That'd learn 'em. Don't MESS with TEXAS! AMERICA! Fuck Yeah! HOO-YA! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. After you painted the grafitti did you also strip and fellate yourself? I'm just wondering because otherwise I can't imagine why, considering the subject of this diary, you would even relate that little anecdote. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah I always thought it was a Noose of Niggers The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I watched that and when Palin came on I was trying to imagine in my mind a voice over saying, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States'. Then she starts in with the 'We can't wait for them to attack first' and woah I could almost see it as reality. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Mind Simply Reels It does indeed. Although I don't think the (R)'s will have her. We'll probably have a Tea Party and Green party and those others. So in the end it will be bidness as usual. It's just that I was born and raised during the cold war so I like apocalyptic scenarios. Not for real just like to imagine. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Does it matter? Keeping things secret like that are silly. Once you light one off the whole world is going to know it's possible and isn't that most of the battle? I'm sure there are plenty of smart fuckers over in the Mid East that can figure something out. And hell, with all that oil money what they can't build themselves they could surely buy. It's like the RIAA trying to keep people from downloading. Might as well nail jelly to a tree. Folks just have to invent new and innovative ways to deal with the situation. And nukes aren't the last word in Armageddon. When I was in the Navy we played games involving scary ass shit like nerve and blood agents. Honestly, that kind of shit freaks me out more than a Mushroom Cloud. Walk along, it's early in the morning, there is a light fog. You run your hand along the bike rack, it's a little sticky. You think somebody must've spilled a soda. Next thing you know blood is bubbling up out of your skin, it's coming out your eyeballs, you feel it spurting from your ass. That is some scary Stephen King level shit right there. And you don't need an underground Calutron or refined Uranium for that shit. Bad thing about Chemical and Biologicals is that they can fuck you back. But hell, if you're a jihadist willing to blow yourself to Allah anyways it doesn't really matter. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. First Rule of (International) Fight Club The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now there you go acting like Crawford. Tease us then when it comes to giving up the goods you decide you can't do it because you don't own your own image server in Switzerland. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well it is obvious what this dream means The proprietors represent the people (in your mind) who actually practice the religion that you base your 'religion' on. But see, you don't want anything substantial from it, just some 'junk'. Something not too messy (M&M's) Something to tide you over (Snickers) while you wander through life aimlessly and without real purpose. Pretending all the while to have purpose, (listening to the music), but not really doing anything but wandering and waiting. The little girl is your ID that knows the truth and mocks you. The redhead is your EGO, it also knows the truth and is embarrassed. The dream is you trying to tell yourself to clean yourself up, brush yourself off and get busy and quit playing all these games with yourself. -Dr Dillo. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. John 11:35 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My brother was staying over and I saw him watching the show. He asked me if I ever saw it. I said yeah, it's youtube digest for people that are internet challenged. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The new President's name is Gnarr so obviously he is the Gnome version and our Knarr is the KDE one. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. uh mayor that is . . . WHAT A SLUT... "I BET BOTH HER AHOLE AND VAG has every know STD in the galaxy.... also of kimberly has sex with the child version of the hero , could she be charged with rape...??... she is a SLUT for sure....i" What a way to begin this Tuesday morning, BEES & Laserdisc porn. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Woke up this morning, got yo'sef a gun YOU JUST SHOT AN UNARMED MAN! Well, he should've armed himself. As for your question, U. Fool, I believe that responsible gun owners will be liable for the consequences. Further, that irresponsible gun owners will likely become liable for the damages. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Stringfellow Hawke you know he's badass cause he flys AND plays cello but needs a job. dun dun da dun da da da dun . . . (WRRRRAAARRR!) That scream was AWESOME! Loved it when I was a kid, probably couldn't watch it now. I think I'll just stick to my memories. I'm so glad they didn't make Airwolf talk The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When do we get a .noob TLD? So we can segregate that portion of the net. Facebook.noob Twitter.noob Comments.YouTube.noob The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Free Vuvuzela Blow Here Sorry I can't help you with any good jokes. I enjoyed looking for some for you though. I was looking around alt.tasteless and some other places but didn't see any specific vuvuziegheila jokes but I had fun reading some other shit. I don't watch the soccer and the little bit I've seen of these vuvu horns they look like giant nigger crack pipes to me. I read a little peice about some Spainish dude wanting the vuvu's banned but the date says it is old. Also what happens when you Auto-Tune a vuvuzelagtite? Well, good luck B Otch! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I honestly believe that Beck is a Troll He's an entertainer first and a pundit second. Just like an old time tent revivalist. It's a circus that he has honed over time to appeal to a certain demographic and put a little change in his pocket. I don't think he gives a flip about the 'conservative movement' or anything else. I don't think he's crazy either, he's playing a role. Yes, people believe him. I know some of these people. I have had lots of real life lulz from messing with them about Glenn. Especially why, if he is innocent, he won't confront the rumor about him raping that little girl. That just gets 'em all twisted up. I'll tell you though--now this is just anecdotal--but the folks I know that believe in Beck are more likely to be tea-party types rather than just conservative. They generally are pretty savvy and practical folk yet they will believe you without needing any evidence if you tell them that Obama has tracking chips implanted in each and every bullet made. They will pay to have all the cable channels and HBO but they don't want Internet. 'Whut dew I need an internet fer? Too much damn readin'. I like that thar yewtoob though. 'Specially them videos what show them ol'boys gitten hit in the nuts. I see'd that ovar thar at Jimbo's.' If they do have Internet then it's usually only used for facebook (to play farmville), email ( FWD FWD FWD FWD FWD ) and porn. They are likely to be running a 5+ yr old Dell or HP. They usually will own at least one Singing Bass and are likely to have a nutsack on their vehicle. Just my observations. But anyways, if that is the conservative movement well I think I'll just stay liberal and watch Keith and Jon beat up on some Republicans. That makes me laugh too. I love watching old Keith Olbermann. But it's funny because he can't stand Sarah Palin. Thing is though, I see more of her in ONE HOUR of his show than in a whole MONTH of network news. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Do you also have it mounted over the mantle between the Velvet Elvis and the Picture of Jesus with the eyes that follow you around the room? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It has become evident that the BoFH or his protege is now working at Google. 'DO NO EVIL' "Well, it's not like we're raping and pillaging and engaging in genocide now is it? It's just a few emails! We generate TONS of them. No harm no foul right? I mean it's not like anyone died." - Google every breath you take, every move you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NOW *THAT* would be hawt! On so many levels! You really need a Texan in charge for that level of awesomeness. 'Hey y'all, watch THIS! heh heh heh heh heh' ---- === WHOOMPF! === ---- 'Whoops, sorry, my bad. Shore is purty though, all that methane and nuklar fire. Hey, y'all best grab yore umbrellas, we 'bout to have incomin.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You must have written the backup plan Whales in the gulf along with the seals, sealions and the penguins amirite? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What about this scene-arino BR? Sea floor collapses like the top of a volcano into an empty caldera. All the sea water rushes in and creates a HUGH shock and a MONSTROUS OIL COVERED Tsunami goes screaming toward the coastline. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have been enjoying y'alls little discussion however, I must point out that you both are speaking of men and women in general. Thing is since this is k5 and you are both here it is doubtful that your thoughts on the matter are any where close to what the average person thinks. I feel kinda sorry for 'Rachael' because she had no way to know that she was hitting on a gay, horsecock-loving, crawford-worshiping kuron. I can only imagine what would have occurred had he taken her up on her proposition and her horror as she discovered his diary comparing sex with her to his last good shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you have some bullshit ASUS software that is fucking up your game experience and it's ROCKSTARS fault? I bet you got that Weather Bug and that purple Gorilla thing running also huh? You are not worthy to game on a PC. Sell it and get thee a Wii. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're not high, that is oxygen deprivation combined with herbal toxins. Say hi to trhurler and mindpixel for us! kthnx, bye! I know, I have smoked paraquat, mmmmm paraquat... The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A deadly Hashshashin! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Me? Original? I thought it was common knowledge that the word 'assassin' came from Hashshashin. Although the idea that they actually consumed Hashish before a job could be a myth put out by folks back in the day trying to discredit them. My comment was just to note that the dude was a self-proclaimed assassin in the (broadly) right part of the world and found with hashish so I thought it was an obvious link. YMMV (Significantly in some cases) Oh I did look at it on the wiki just now and it seems that they were taken over by Sultan Justan Bieber and they now hide their true identities which, considering, doesn't surprise me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WAIT A MINUTE, WHO YOU TRYIN TO FOOL? You're telling me that in order to quit you go to START? What idiot designed that intuitive feature? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jimmie Dean is not my lover He's just the dude that made my breakfast eve-ry day I'd just throw it in the micro-wave. Now people always told me be careful what you eat That pork fat will stop your heart But I just couldn't stay away from the other white meat The smell of it's sweet perfume as it wafted through the room. OWW! Jimmie Dean is not my lover He's just the dude that made my breakfast eve-ry day I'd just throw it in the micro-wave. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. and molest Coleman while Hopper rolls a fattie and gets it on with that Golden Girl. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Someone is poisoning you. We've traced the call It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I NEED ENERGY! Set the controls for the heart of the sun. \\ \\............... The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It is a wiki, EDIT IT or post this on the Talk page or whatever the fuck they call it. I see you have also confused K5 with wikipedia. This is not wikipedia nor does it have anything to do with wikipedia. Do you also catch the bus and think it is a cab? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5 is like that roast you had a few weeks ago. It was fucking delicious. It was juicy. It had just the right amount of spices. The side dishes were even great. It was a big hit. There was a little left over so you thought yeah, I'll make some sandwiches out of it and you did. They were pretty good too. Not as good as when it was hot and fresh but hey a little onion, a little mayo, mustard, slice of tomato and it was pretty damn tasty. But then you know, newer fresher dinners were made and that roast migrated to the back of the fridge. Way back behind the milk and the juice. Eventually back in that corner where the little fridge light doesn't shine even when the door is open. It was a gradual thing. It changed color first, then it started to grow a nice fuzzy sheen. Then it started to harden and crack. White blotches appeared extending tentacles into its dark recesses. It began to emit an odor that was faint but distinct. Eventually, one day in the future, someone will decide that room needs to be made and it will be dragged out, across it's surface an oily purplish sheen coruscating in the bright light of the kitchen. That someone will go, 'EEEWWWW GROSS! What the HELL IS that?' They will neither remember nor care about how delicious, how full of promise that roast was in the beginning. They will only see the nasty, ugly, mutated and rotted thing before them and swiftly dispose of it. Such is K5. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HELP NEEDED I've searched that site long and hard but nothing came up? Could you maybe reach out to a fellow in need? I'm glad you could get my back. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Talking, it's more difficult when one person has assburgers and the other one has flat-effect. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL YOU WENT ON A PICNIC!!! How does a non-white with no money and no job date a white chick? He shows her his dick. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have been advocating this since 1984 Maybe not make it a STATE because, you know, then we'd lose the nice round 50 stars on the flag and all. But make it a territory like Puerto Rico or something. While we're at it we should also annex Canada. Bastards come down here and work and then go back and don't pay their State of Maine taxes and hide out in California and shit. Also then the draft dodgers and ultra-leftists would have to immigrate all the way up to the damn arctic circle. Talk about a BLUE STATE! I am absolutely serious. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DAMN DOG, THIS JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON THE CLASSICS Why anybody uses a Neon Purple Pepper Glow Grub when just any old classic earth worm will do just as well. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aren't they Japanese? I have no clue about Pokemon. All I know is that one is supposed to 'catch them all'. The leader is called a pick-a-chew. They seem to live like jinn only instead of bottles they make their home in red and white balls. They are created solely to peddle some kind of card game which becomes expensive over time. But anyways, they are japanese right? So when did the nips ever have any ethics? They don't even believe in Christmas even though they celebrate it. I understand the holiday is used as an excuse for some bizarre mating ritual. BTW, what happend to the iPod contest? Or did you hock it already? I don't blame you I probably would. The longer those things stay in your possession the more likely you are to succumb to their evil influence. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WOAH! My cousin did the *same* thing with her aborted fetus. Only she kept it in a vienna sausage can on her dresser and would talk to it often. She called it Oscar. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Easy, do this: Turn the water on in the shower so you don't waste paper. Kick off your clothes. Be sure the laptop is plugged in, you don't want to run out of battery! If you're using a desktop, even better, bring the monitor and main unit in there with you. If you're using a cell phone then go get your desktop or laptop, uh, you'll need the RESOLUTION, yeah that's it! You don't want to be doing this on a little bitty screen. Go on, trust me. Climb into the shower and post about how things are progressing. I'm absolutely serious, you like singing in the shower right? Think how much more fun POSTING in the shower will be! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not only is it EASY to bitch and moan It's a goddamn Right. Maybe YOU should go live in Iran or North Korea. You won't have to listen to people bitching and moaning about the government. Well you won't have to listen to them very long any ways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Was it an 'Excuse us sir, but would you mind answering a few questions?' kinda interview or a "Now, we are going to ask you a few questions and you are going to give us some answers. 'Who is your daddy and what does he do?'" kinda interview? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree, and those idiots that dumped tea in the harbor just to piss off King George sure got what they had coming. Why a rag-tag bunch of poorly armed farmers would want to stand up to a well-armed and well trained military force is beyond me. What utter dumbasses. They should have just sat around in a circle and sang kum-ba-ya. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hmm, seems the current administration can't even stage a media distraction properly. 'Man, we got a big nutcruncher going on in the Gulf then NetanYAHOO! pulls that shit, what the fuck man? We need to get somebody on this ASAP to distract the voters.' Well, sir, might I suggest we use our fall guy? Our Agent CODENAME JAY. You mean Jason Bourne? Uh, no sir. Uh, I was thinking Mr. van der Sloot. Oh, ok, yeah. Get on it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We are all racists here We totally despise the entire human race The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We all sound the same when you don't know my name Rearrange and things don't change. Things remain, feel the strain Stress Catch my breath get some rest. From the mess I couldn't care less' When all that caine is like a smack to my brain. There's no one to blame but I don't complain. I believe in people lying I believe in people dying I believe disease is coming. I believe that's why I'm running. It's too late for me, save yourself Del. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Submitted to Digg and other Social Networks No thanks needed, it is my pleasure to assist you in spreading the gospel of Crawford. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I take you don't care for seafood much and that's cool, but remember, those sea-bugs and all the other little critters in the ocean all form the foundation of our food chain. But that's cool too because we can always eat CORN and when that runs out there's always Soylent GREEN! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OMG WTF LOL don't YOU understand revolving credit? We just like pay the MINIMUM ya know? And like If you max out that card you just like, get another one. Like DUH, GAWD Like you totally don't know anything about money. What? What do you mean my account is overdrawn? It can't be, I still have CHECKS left! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Coinstar, I HATE change. The loose coin kind that is. I leave it on the kitchen counter. The wife scoops it up and puts it somewhere I dunno, I don't ask. But every once in awhile we'll be at the store and she'll go over to the Coinstar machine. They take like 8c out of every dollar but whoopee. You don't have to sort it or count it, you just dump it in and get a receipt that you give to the cashier when you check out. EVERYBODY is happy. The only place I know that really likes getting bags of coins is the Dollar store. I like shopping at the Dollar store. The staff are friendly and they carry the weirdest shit that is really cheap. The kind of stuff you expect to see on Late nite TV ads. I bought a bag of rocks there one time. I am totally serious, it was a bag of rocks for a $1. They are very nice looking rocks too. I put them in the flower garden. They carry Instant Tea that is flavored. I really like it. Now I usually make my own tea but this stuff is like koolaid but it doesn't have that nasty koolaidy taste. If I'm in a hurry I can just dump some into a container and add water. It's refreshing. I even sent an email to the company and told them how much I like it. I need to buy some more DVDs. I have plenty of CDs but I need some DVDs. I just can't decide whether to order them online or just pick some up at Walmart. They're a little cheaper online of course but you know then I have to wait for them plus there is S&H so it's not that big of a saving unless I buy like a couple thousand and that is ridiculous. On the other hand if I order online then that means I don't have to go into Walmart. That is worth something right there. Yeah, there are other stores around that carry DVDs but damn, they must be really proud of them. I'm soaking some pinto beans right now. I'm going to make a big pot of pinto beans. I'll use my slo-cooker. Most people call it a crock pot. I have a couple different ones in different sizes. I love to slow cook. I don't like pressure cooking at all. I like Bar BQ too. Well, TEXAS BBQ not that stuff they have in Yankee-land. What is that pulled-pork in some kinda sauce. Now I like that stuff too. It's tasty but it ain't BBQ. They don't have BBQ in California do they? I bet they got some good Mexican food though. Damn, them Mexicans they know how to cook. You know California used to belong to the Mexicans? I'm serious. Texas did too but Gen Sam Houston beat them at San Jacinto and won our independence. I know, right? There is a big statue of Sam Houston on the south of town right on 45. You can see him damn near from New Waverly coming up from Houston. They built a Starbucks here a couple years ago. I think it does pretty good with the college kids. I don't like their coffee. I don't drink much coffee but when I do I generally make it myself. I prefer tea. But if I do go out to buy coffee I prefer the Shipley's donut coffee over Starbucks. Shipley's makes good donuts. But really, if you want a good donut there is a place down by the square called the Mayflower bakery. They make some DAMN good pastries. Their coffee is alright. Hastings has coffee too and a little cafe thing where you can drink and use the wifi. It's a nice place but I always fart in bookstores. I don't know what it is. I walk into a bookstore and not five minutes and I start farting. Like a Pavlovian response almost. They stink real bad too. I mean seriously, I'll be walking along the aisle, cause I don't want to linger too long and somebody will be walking down where I was just at and I'll hear 'em start gagging. It's embarrassing. But yeah I don't like carrying change all that much. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. that was a UFO, beaming back at 'cha "No, man, like hey, man. Wow. I was watching this object man, li-like the satellite that we saw the other night, right? And, like, it was going right across the sky, man, and then... I mean it just suddenly, uh, it just changed direction and went whizzin right off, man. It flashed... " - Billy You know, for a son-of-a-bitch, gimp rapist murderer... he died ok! - Jack Canyon Well who the fuck is next? They say it happens in threes, we got Coleman, Hopper, who's next? Walken? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Format and re-install Be sure and update your drivers and download all patches and upgrades. You may have spyware or potentially malicious software installed, obtain an anti-virus scanner from a trusted source and scan your computer. You may also need to defragment your drive. If the above solutions do not fix your issue please contact your administrator for assistance. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Does it require Win9x? You can install Win3x in Dosbox, I know I have done this. This guy says he has Win95 running but I figure the other VM's would be better for that situation. I dunno. I do weird shit sometimes just to do it. It's like a hobby. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This username is SO appropriate for you Yes, by all means SUBMIT! uh...to the queue I mean. I'm sure the world will JUMP at this opportunity! I can just see people LITERALLY JUMPING at the chance to read psychological advice from Lemon Juices Mom. Like from a very high place. But anyways, why are you asking? You know you're going to do it anyways no matter what anybody says. That's how you work. You've made up your mind already. Asking our opinion is just an excuse to WRITE ABOUT YOURSELF. So GOURD HEAD as we say down here. I'll get the popcorn. BTW, Good to see you back, if you read the diary section from the last couple days you'll see a lot of folks' lives were left empty when you were anonimized. Hell they were writing songs in your honor. Old lonelyhobo there was so lost and lonely he was damn near speechless until today. Hell, I think I'LL even post an appropriate song. Just think of me as Whoresnack HURRNG HURRNG HURRNG Welcome back, Your delusions were your ticket out. Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about. Well your names have all changed since you got strung out but the obsessions have remained only turned about. Who'd have thought they'd lead ya back here where we bleed ya. Yeah we troll him hard cause we're gay for Crawford, welcome back. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well then you shouldn't ask US but rather the man over there wearing the monocle. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I got some shit here that'll make you see talking frogs, amongst other things. You called it, I guess it's time rusty changed the logo then. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, you gave it up to the cops? Now there is going to be some hopped up cops over there tazing people for no reason. Man, don't EVER give drugs to the Cops. It's irresponsible, they can't handle it, it's like giving drugs to a four-year old. You're going to have that on your conscience now man. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OH HELLS YEAH The whole damn series up to Pagan and the two Underworlds. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hard choice there mirko Don't have a ONE TRUE FAVORITE, I guess I'm polygameous or something. Lot of favorites for different reasons. At the time Doom and Doom II took up a lot of leisure and after work time. But I still play Civilization! on DOSBOX today. It's kinda like my Windows Solitaire. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Higher brain not required, just a bleeding heart. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Revisiting Jobs and Gates I made a new diary because anaesthetica's excellent diary 'Apple > Microsoft' is about to roll off the FP. (Yeah, the Diary Ghetto FP is better than the site FP, imagine that) and it's about something related but not. Also everyone has chewed on that piece a bit by now so consider this somewhat refried. What, doesn't everyone have leftovers on Thursday night? What I want to talk about is not the company Apple or the company Microsoft but the personalities of Gates and Jobs. Is Gates a business genius? I think maybe he is pretty good but no, not a genius. What about Jobs, is he a design genius? No way. Like balsamic vinigga said look at NeXT and Pixar. The thing is though, when you pair them up with their respective companies the whole becomes greater than the sum of its parts. Imagine Gen. Patton. A great leader. But if you put a man like that say, in charge of something like Homeland Security or maybe the C.I.A. it just isn't going to work out. There was a synergy between Patton and his tank divisions that together created the LEGEND. What about Thomas Edison? When we dig into the history he turns out to be not so much a genius but just a very determined individual that didn't shy from taking credit for his own or his underlings work nor disparaging the work of his competitors. We think of him as an individual bringing light to a dark world but really without Menlo Park behind him I don't think he would have been the household name he is today. The same thing exists with Gates and Jobs. Bill Gates created a culture and a mindset at Microsoft that will not be replicated. It's not so much that Balmer is incompetent, well perhaps to some extent, but there are plenty of really smart people that work at MS. But they aren't working for BILL. Same with Jobs, lots of really creative folk at Apple but when Jobs leaves it will be the same as Captain Kirk leaving the Enterprise. It's one thing to work for a great company but something else to to be working for a Legend. And whether you like or despise either one that is what they are, LEGENDS. That is why MS is going to become irrelevant, not because of Linux or Google or any of that. It's just because in a few years they'll just be another software company. You know, they started out Luke Skywalker, then they got all Darth Vader and now they are becoming Jar Jar Bing. When Jobs finally retires the same will happen to Apple. It won't happen overnight. We'll still get our Apple : The Next Generation, but then it will be all OSX-DS9 and Mac Voyager. And inevitably it's going to end up with Porthos pissing on the bulkhead. You know KoF, as I wrote this I kind of thought that maybe we were already in the TNG era. Like maybe Jobs and Apple pre-Sculley was TOS and today we have the 'Make it so' Jobs. Well anyway, metaphors are like rubbers, you don't want to stretch them bastards too far. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Whut? I think maybe you're reading something that is not there. I'm not trying to say that one is better than the other. I'm saying that the performance of both of these companies cannot be explained just by business dynamics alone. That rather the personalities of both Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are in a large part responsible for what these companies have become. I've used both companies products and I don't feel any particular loyalty to either. Perhaps you were speaking in the general sense? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I get you, you're saying Mr. Obvious is obvious but I'm not talking about the companies. I know I can't write worth shit and I have a hard time communicating my idea. I'm saying that Microsoft and Apple are unique because of these guys. Google is a big player right now and even Facebook and they have influence on the industry certainly. But Larry & Sergey and Zuckerburg just don't have that Je ne sais quoi. You feel me? (Yes I'm waving my hands around IRL.) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well obviously you're the expert on these matters but how exactly did you come to be? Are you the biter or the bitten? Or perhaps roughly gummed? No, I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about. I'll shut up now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Good luck with THAT The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have mislead me You said lulz could be found. There were no lulz there. Just lame stuff. Hardly enough to get anybody agitated except some grandmotherly type. However, the comment about the truck nutz got me ponderin'. Living down here in the GREAT STATE OF TEXAS I, unfortunately, see a great preponderance of NUT SACKS hanging off the back ends of pick-up trucks. Not to mention trailer hitch swallowing BASS and what looks like wet-back feet protruding from tailgates. What I wonder is why don't they sell PUSSIES for PRIUS'S? Aren't those folks just as proud of their vehicles and wanting to trick them out? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well yeah, I expected that so fine but what about that part where they're all bumbling about in suburbia while home dude looks for some mcguffin thingybopper? That didn't have anything at all to do with Giant Robots hitting each other OR Ms Fox acting vapid. I'll tell you what, you wouldn't catch Godzilla trying to hide from Shia LaBeouf's parents. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn it! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm with Vampire Zombie Al-Zacharimilkbone MS is not going away of course because it is too big but just like IBM used to be the 100-ton industry gorilla but is now just another fiefdom, so too is MS going to become increasingly irrelevant. And yes, I think a lot of that is because Bill isn't as involved anymore. It's no surprise that Apple is doing well right now. But, they are selling the sizzle. Not to say that the products are bad, they're actually pretty good for what they do. Maybe not as good as they could be but anyway, that's not what Apple is pushing. It's that IMAGE. So all it will take is for the digerati to decide that, 'Oh iPhone iPad, girlfriend that is sooo 2010!' and that's it for Apple. If that happens you won't be able to GIVE an Apple product away. Also, once Jobs is gone, well, we already been there, done that and using the T-shirt to polish the BMW. Without whatever dark sorcery he does in his remote aerie Apple becomes Gateway like THAT. MOO! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe *now* but back in the early 90's the only place that took Apple seriously was the Public school systems and Apple had no sizzle and very little steak for that matter. Apple is in no way comparable to a Rolex. That is a venerable brand that has produced quality year after year for a long time. Apple makes snazzy plastic gadgets that people like despite the crap they have to put up with. The lies and the lock in. I agree that right now there is no hint of Apple going out of style anytime soon. I exaggerate a bit with the 'sooo 2010' as a figure of speech, I certainly don't see them going out of fashion that quickly. But they got to continue to deliver and not just incremental, they're going to have to BLOW PEOPLE's minds with each new product because that is the expectation that they have set. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's really too bad He put up all those steamy pics of male harlots and all we get for the female part of the story is some old watercolors. Eh, I guess he doesn't swing that way. Quite a collection he has, must have done some in depth research for his article. Baptist Republican indeed, is that perhaps some kind of code? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I never saw that dinosaucers but the boy watched that dino riders so I had seen that. I'm more of the Jonny Quest generation. Lookin at the youtube the animation is a little better in dinosaucers. At least the characters move around some. So I'm torn, which IS better oh no! I guess I'll just have to wipo: Cadillacs and Dinosaurs yeah! Of course a Sleestak is Fine too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. can you solder your nutsack to your stomach Protip: Never, ever, solder while naked. I can tell you that it is a BAD IDEA. I don't care if the A/C in the apt is out and it is hot like only a Texas summer can be. DON'T DO IT. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm going to regret this . . . Edith Keeler says, "What on earth is that?" after she catches him in the flat with some funky 'lectronics and Spock says,"I am endeavoring, ma'am, to create a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This site is SO Gay4Crawford I mean, you got folks bitchin' when he's here, 'OH NO WALL-OF-TEXT! Batshit Insane! TL;DR!' Then he goes away for a bit and you got folks writing SONGS and Diaries--WHITHER CRAWFORD? Don't get me wrong, I'm just as bad I reckon. It just strikes me as LOLapalooza. He's a character, that's for sure. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Proof that God likes CP? The Pope approves of this science. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Privateer At night it's a different world, you go out and find a girl. Come on out and rape all night, despite the heat it'll be alright. Hot town, summer in the city, back of my neck gettin' dirty and gritty. That cool cat be looking for a kitty, gonna look in every corner of the city. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Probably the naming names thing. I'm just guessing, I have no idea. But yeah, it doesn't seem like rusty is bothered too much by the obnoxious stuff but when he starts tagging outsiders then it changes things a bit. Although, MDC might have requested it himself. I think he's done that before too. But I just have the idea that much like Vegas, what goes on at K5 is supposed to stay at K5. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like Civ 4 Beyond the Sword mainly because the Mods you get with it. There is even a space-based Civ - Final Frontier* and a turn-based RPG**. But don't listen to me I am heavily biased. I was just playing Civ 1.03 this weekend in fact. *The Final Frontier space scenario adapts Civilization into space with a brand new tech tree, units and terrain. The sides are different extrasolar colonies that have now lost contact with Earth. Over the course of the scenario, clues about what happened to humanity's home planet are revealed. The focus is not on building cities, but colonizing entire star systems. **This single player scenario was designed by Firaxis' Tim McCracken featuring a Science fiction/Horror/Role Playing Game theme where a team of "Gravebringers" are sent to a world inhabited by human robots to retrieve research. In this squad based tactical scenario the player must fight against zombies and the undead. This scenario is also unusual in that it does not contain many aspects of Civilization IV like leaders, cities or technologies. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. New Leader : Adolf Hitler He is Aggressive/Charismatic, with a diplomacy similar to that of Genghis Khan. Pretty much everything except the music (which is Bismarck's) is new. Although that is for Regular Civ 4 or Civ 4 Warlords The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I tried to read your post but unfortunately Google Language Tools doesn't feature a Retard to English translation so all I see is: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. 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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jesus Christ, Super-Troll btw, he told me he doesn't like you anymore because of that thing that you did to that little boy. You stripped him of his innocence as casually and as callously as you stripped off his clothes. He told me that your mental condition is no excuse either because you were aware of what you were doing but you did it anyway. He said the only way you can atone is to cloak yourself in sack cloth and ashes and go out and live in the desert for 40 days. You should probably get on that right away. You know, for the sake of your immortal soul and all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can deny it all you want and try to shift the blame. You won't be able to clear your conscience until you accept what you did and repent. I understand your jealousy. It must hurt to know that you have been abandoned by your lord and savior. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. the distance between your mouth and your penis you mean? ;) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 5,735 5 0 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Soul of course, Definitely not Wilson Although, a Kitty is fine too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thing is it was a much different world then If it was repealed, and I'm certainly not advocating that just thinking what if, I don't see us going back to segregation overnight. I think that there probably would be some places that might go all white and actually do well because there are no shortage of racists but I just don't think America as a whole would move backwards. I think it is a good idea to periodically look at some of our laws and maybe trim back a few of them because our values change and some groups don't require the protections they once did. On the other hand we have new groups that really could do with the protections offered by law. Personally, I myself wouldn't want it repealed because I feel it really fits in with the American idea of all men being created equal. But I don't like the idea of simply dismissing anyone that even brings up the idea as 'RACIST!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I've had smoke alarms do the same thing they start beeping, you put in a new battery and they still go off randomly. I don't think they are very reliable over the long run. I mean they're cheap and I'm sure just random dust and shit can accumulate in there and fuck it up. Get a new one and try that. If the new one starts bitching at you then yeah, seek professional advice. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO: Waking up in an alley with $5 and a sore ass The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Internet. SERIOUS BUSINESS. $$$ <- Burka Durkas So Jesus, Mohammad, and Buddha enter a bar . . . The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Awww That was SO CUTE! And they are so earnest. They must've practiced a long time for that, good show. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I dunno if it's the retarded auto-lock of GTA 4 my version of GTA didn't come with anything retarded. It was thoroughly enjoyable. However, yeah RedDead auto locks on targets and you also can activate a sort of bullet-time slo-mo targeting too. It's REAL purty though, damn, I mean, it's purty. I don't like riding horses (in a game, irl they're aite) I would rather have a car WITH A RADIO that I don't have to worry it's going to THROW ME OFF because I'm spurring the shit out of it. But that's just me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry, I have to take that back GTA 4 did come with those GODDAMN ANNOYING FRIENDS wanting to go BOWLING or get a QUICK FUCK at all hours, that WAS a pain. "Hey Cousin! It is your Cousin! Let's go BOWLING! What do you say?" "I say if you call me again I'm going to drive over to your cab company and RAM A BOWLING BALL UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!" The thing is when the character NICO wanted to call them it was always, 'Leave a message'. Fuck that whole thing was as dumb as having to manage your characters WEIGHT in San Andreas. Sorry jxg, I dint mean to go all ranty in your nice angsty diary. You know what though, I agree about the freaking DELIVERABLES and another thing that makes me cringe is 'CONTENT'. WTF is 'CONTENT'? But what the hell. Almost all that business-speak is totally retarded, What can you do? I mean besides going on a Rampage or flying a plane into some shit. In his essay, "Economy," Thoreau comments that most men are slaves to their work and enslaved to those for whom they work. He concludes: "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you meant public nuisance Only Chino Genelli is a public nuance. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tangerine When a girl sucks the juices out of a tangerine then spits it on a guys dick while he is doggy styling a hippopotamus. Janet to Jill: I gave Bobby a Tangerine last night when we snuck up on a hippo at the zoo! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah right, you work with the govt. I know that dept. It's like the Hotel California. Sure, you can check out any time you like but you can never really leave. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A DOLLAR A GODDAMN DAY!? SHIT! YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY!? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fabulous Secret Powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said, 'By the Power of Grayskull!' I HAVE THE POWER! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Will it Blend? Hmmm, a contest - well, I'm no good at writing. I even took a typing class once and made a B+! Even still I generally type with one finger, maybe two if I'm in a big hurry. So what about a contest with pictures? Like uploading them to flick r or photo bucket or some such? I hear penny-arcade has some fun with dickerdoodles. (scroll down for images) This would be something that fits K5, as it involves both cooking and dicks from the trenches! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, I'd say just have a diary where everybody that wanted to be in the contest could post a comment with a link to a pic of their 'creation'. Then you could pick the winner. I had thought at first we could all decide on the winner by rating the comments but then I keep forgetting sock puppetry and all that. Still folks could get an ego boost if their pic garnered a bunch of 3's. Cookies seem easy enough that even the culinarily challenged could participate. All you need is some dough and a camera. I agree with Debs, it should be something VERY gay and VERY embarrassing but fun. It MUST involve horsecock in some form. Either that or killing oneself in some form or another. Hell, maybe combine the two. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know you except by what you write but you certainly seem to have a better mindset than most folk who have kids. I only have the one son and he is grown up now and making his own way in life and I'm very proud of him because he is a good man. Looking back on it though the main thing is keep 'em clean, keep 'em fed, encourage what needs to be encouraged and discourage what needs to be discouraged. Come to think of it, raising the children isn't too hard, dealing with the wife is where it gets interesting. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 3 for suggestion and an extra 3 for BOSE is SHIT$ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why is that depressing Nimey? What got me laughing though is this skit that aired like 20 years ago. It was featured on Countdown. Now that is some prescience right there, I don't care who you are. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh ok, well don't be depressed about that, like a great man said, 'There's one born every minute.' Just go forth and use that knowledge to your advantage. THIS WAY TO THE EGRESS! --> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn that made me HARD! lol, I have that same model rifle too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's such a good, feeling, to know you're alive. It's such a happy feeling, you're growing inside And when you wake up ready to say, 'I think I'll make a snappy new day!' It's such a good feeling a very good feeling The feeling you know that we're friends. As for marketing slogans I always liked "Wrap that thirsty smile around it, Taste that Pepsi, Up and down it, C'mon C'mon, And have a Pepsi day!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hold the Pickles, hold the Ketchup extra meat, extra cheese! a thin slice of onion if you please. mayonnaise OR mustard is just fine with me. a thick slice o' mater would tickle my pecker with a side of fries and an ice cold dr. pepper. This got me thinking about when the Big Mac came out. I won a T-shirt for going in and saying, 'Give me two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.' That was in Austin. It was a whole different world. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When you walk into a room with one and the air is so heavy you almost choke... My bad, it was the tacos! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. automated crapflood shitstorm I got to thinking last night how it seems donnalee/trane is in with that bunch of Blastar dupes and I'm like trane hasn't gotten his agents accounts here and the whole blastar phenomenon is just Bots Gone Wild? Naaawwww no way. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I watched some of it half expecting half hoping it would be a bit dark like the remake of Willy Wonka. I couldn't finish it though. It was like someone had just taken a bunch of characters and quotes and smashed them up into some kind of smashed up mess. It didn't even have the same flavor. Alice is supposed to be the normal one in a mad world. Completely unwatchable. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should totally bring ALICE It should be holstered such that you can maybe open your jacket strategically to reveal it. Just a peek though. Also any question you might answer in the affirmative instead of saying yes, yell Hoo-AH! I know, it's not quite as fun as your game would be but it would result in less uncomfortable situations later and it wouldn't completely rule you out of a job either. After all I have heard that some companies will hire even the craziest folks on the Internet if they're like super debuggers or something. Also, fuck. this. world. You can say that again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "I'm going to beat the fucking Mexican piss out of you homey! You feel me?" Why were they living in a row-house if they advocated going back to a hunter-gatherer society? I'm sure there is or was plenty of woodlands around in PA. Also I read that the firefighters couldn't put out the fire because they were being shot at. WTF? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have lost all connection to objective reality haven't you? We're all going to live in tribal groups, respecting each other and the land. We will have all the food we require and no one will have to work because the robots will take care of us. We'll have free wifi across the planet and air-conditioned teepees that run off solar power. If we have to travel very far we will access the free maglev super-speed train that runs underground to several points on the planet. The world will be administered by enlightened philosopher kings and all legislation will be passed by global democratic vote across the world-wide-web. Everyone will listen to smooth jazz and ambient and all women will be required to have sex with any male that desires them. People will have access to free pharmaceuticals whenever they desire. O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't! Perhaps we should release all the stockpiled nukes at once so that the whole human race might become Enlightened. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not the retarded one. You advocate this crap in EVERY post. You talk about how we don't need money, that we have surplus food, that tech can solve all our problems. This is stuff YOU HAVE SAID. But you are entirely divorced from the idea that the reason we have tech and the reason we have surplus is because SOME people go out and WORK THEIR ASS OFF to ensure that we have these things. I myself am fairly liberal but I know you don't get something for nothing. It's a cosmic LAW you can't create free energy and there is no such thing as a free lunch. You say that you want maximum freedom for everyone but what about people who choose to believe that certain people don't deserve freedom? What about those folks that don't believe that some humans should even be regarded as people? You going to make them free? You going to force your ideas on to them? How does that make you different than the tyrants that persecute you and deny YOUR freedoms? But it's okay isn't it because you're doing it for their own good right? Another thing, I own no slaves nor am I a slave so I don't know what you mean when you say I can't function without people 'below' me. I think instead you just feel persecuted and powerless and instead of working to rectify that situation you have these fantasies where the world is more to YOUR liking. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What do you know about hunter-gatherers and their goals? Hunter-gatherers were focused on subsistence, they didn't know anything of health. Again you're projecting your own idyllic fantasies. And further, in a hunter-gatherer society they didn't have the resources to support full-time artists or scientists. They spent all their time just looking for food. So no Einstein, no Charlie Parker, no Shakespeare. Not all bosses are ignorant mofos just like not all employees are stupid and lazy, but you'll find plenty of evidence for both stereotypes if you look for it. Personally, I'm old enough now that I don't really give a shit about 'Things'. Sure, I enjoy having a computer and Internet and they are both useful to me. However, I receive my enjoyment from the people around me, my friends and loved ones. So if you're trying to say I should maybe slow down or I might pop a gasket I wouldn't worry yourself overmuch. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well that's nice but *I* think you're just full of shit. Isn't that the crap that brought us the fucking Guy Fawkes Masks? "Oh I'm so ANONYMOUS!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes exactly, so what did they do go and make a TV series out of it or something? I see you mentioned lizard baby so it has something to do with Tom Cruise and Scientology then? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I may be an idiot but it seems to me that if someone has a better way to do things then they should put that into practice. I understand that the barrier to entry is a little bit higher than it was a decade ago but it's not that high that someone with a truly better scheme can't compete. I really don't understand why it matters to anyone but Google and Spammers. If Google stops giving me the results I expect then I'll use something else. I also believe that Google is in the Ad delivery business and that search is just a way to get viewers. So Google isn't going to be concerned that its results are the BEST as long as they're GOOD ENOUGH to keep people using the service. People have already commented that ANY system is going to get gamed. Even if it probes the deep parameters and relates via deduction someone is going to bang on it till they figure out how it works and take advantage of that knowledge to manipulate the system to benefit themselves. Even if you throw people into the mix, having humans looking at clusters or determining authority you'll still get gamed. Sure the most obvious crap will get weeded out but the current system works pretty well to handle that anyway. It's the sophisticated crap that is still going to be there because people can be gamed also. Even still, my own idea to VASTLY improve Google search would be simply for Google and Wikipedia to form a partnership. Links to Wikipedia seem to be quite authoritative according to Google. One could then harness the power of all those wikipedians to help clean out the spammers and SEO'ers. Now don't misunderstand, I'm not saying not to do anything, there is plenty of room for improvement but I read in this that 'Google needs to do this and Google needs to do that' but I don't see that. I think these guys need to set up a system and put their ideas into practice instead. Saying that Google needs to do it is like writing a paper saying that Microsoft Windows would be oh so much better if they just had an amusing little avatar pop up to assist people. Perhaps it could determine when one was writing a letter for example and offer to help. It sounds AWESOME but we know that in practice it is somewhat less than Impressive. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, if everyone could do it they probably would (SEE: POPULARITY OF AMPHETAMINES) so it's most likely the madness or maybe lupus. We would need to run some tests. Anyways you just THINK you can control it. One day something is going to trigger and BOOM you'll be another victim of the Thought Police. You know, many years ago I was diagnosed with Graves disease (Hyperthyroid). Before that I was semi-manic all the time. Had lots of energy, mind flying, etc. It wasn't till my mid-thirties when I began having problems though. Started having what the docs called 'Mind Storms', like seizures and the disease began to affect my eyesight as well. I wouldn't worry about it much though if I were you. You're probably just suffering from a brain tumor. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THE SECRET: You Can Be Cured! Just send $19.95 for my BOOK. 'Many people have read my essays and wrote to me saying how it has CHANGED their life! You can too! Don't delay ORDER NOW!' Dr. Crawford has appeared on CNN and runs several very high profile websites across the globe. He is a noted author and an EXPERT on Mental Health. He is also an accomplished piano player having performed LIVE at several of the HOTTEST spots in California. In addition he has worked for several prestigious software firms throughout Silicon Valley. He has accomplished all this while suffering from numerous Mental Health issues and physical impairments. DON'T DELAY! Let him show you the way! To A NEWER HEALTHIER YOU! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah, like anyone here even drinks wine, try HUSI, they seem more like a wine crowd. All I can tell you is that on the rare occasions I need wine I make mine from a box. Y'all probably too young to remember old Orson doing that wine commercial. That was quite the meme back in the day Sorry I'm not much help just jerking off in your diary and all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Michael is in Heaven now where all the angels look like naked little boys. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah same song and dance and a year or so from now it'll be posts of "Why are you lot so obsessed with <Choose from Ogg Frog, Swedish Website, My Book>? I tried to esplain to you from the very beginning that it isn't the destination but the journey. <Insert The Usual Excuses>. What you don't understand is the REAL SECRET, If I ever actually FINISH anything I'm afraid I will go MAD!. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sarah Palin will be the next Pres. She is the new Ronald Reagan, remember the "Teflon President"? No matter what she does, no matter how badly she fucks up, boom, there she is like the damn Energizer Bunny just keeps going and going. She should have joined Dan Quayle and that candidate with the tank driver helmet on his head--what was his name, Monty, Montel something--in historic obscurity a long time ago. But I KEEP hearing her name on the radio, on TV, everywhere. The Powers That Be know that she is FOR SALE so for them it will be like NEW and IMPROVED BUSH III! Yeah, point and laugh at me folks, I think it's crazy too but you know after the peanut farmer got through fucking up the Economy and bailing out a major automobile company America welcomed the monkey's uncle with OPEN ARMS. So all I got to say is don't be shocked when Ms Palin steps up one day and 'OMG! I just accidentally the whole Election! WTF? LOL!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thats the one. PLONK! So you leave your doors and windows open? I mean, only a bully and a coward would use a device to keep random annoying ppls out of their house right? I don't understand you either. You know this is K5 after all, the worst of the worst and lots of people here are annoying. A lot of people here are straight up bastards but they are funny or interesting or at least bring a little something to the table. Your shit is just annoying period. You talk about 'OWN GOALS' whatever the fuck that is but you're the one going around saying you've won when you've lost. And you KNOW you've lost. That's why you do these pathetic diaries. So not only are you annoying and a loser but you're an ANNOYING WHINEY PATHETIC LOSER. Well, if that's what you wanted to be then congratufuckinglations! I guess you have scored your OWN GOAL. Now do us all a favor and take your fucking ball and go home. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Natural Born Killers I don't know if it's such a good idea that they added sex to this Dragon Age game. Last night was crazy. The Warden and Allistiar were double-teaming Leliana when Morrigan walked into the tent and caught them. She immediately turned all three of them into toads. Then she turned herself into a toad whereupon commenced the nastiest toad-orgy I could ever imagine. Well if that wasn't enough then here comes STEN looking for some cookies of course. Well, he saw this toad-fuck going on and immediately disrobed. I hope, that as long as I shall live, I never again bear witness to the sight of an engorged Qunari being ministered to by the long sticky tongues of four toads in his lap. Please, don't even get me STARTED about DOG! (You know how he likes to pee on everything . . .?) well, it's madness, MADNESS I TELL YOU! Fucker is beating people, taking their money and jewels. Stealing anything that isn't nailed down. Killing dudes. Eating shrooms and drinking potions like there is no tomorrow. And always with the sex! I thought The Warden is supposed to be killing Darkspawn and turning back the Blight. Instead it's just an excuse to have a drug-fueled, drunken, sex-filled orgy-of-death road trip across the whole of Ferelden! The whole world's comin' to an end, Mor! I see angels, Grey Warden. They're comin' down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red dragon, and you're driving them darkspawn, whippin' 'em, and they're spitting and frothing all 'long the mouth, and they're coming right at us. And I see the future, and there's no death, 'cause you and I, we're angels... I love you, Mor. I know you do baby, and I've loved you since the day we met. Next time, pull the plug, wait 30secs plug it back Welcome to the future, if it doesn't work reboot it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Many of those ppl really pissed me off sometimes. turmeric was the SHIT though. Way better then than crawford now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like Chicken, pizza, and roast beef. K5'ers are always better the second time around. (Where's my damn mirror shades and Ono-sendai?) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey, I'm not too crazy about chicken myself. Now pizza . . . The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO: FUEL TV You all realize though that when the Singularity occurs and the machines take over that all these "Will it Blend?" type videos will be used as evidence against us. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, Franklin didn't have anything to do with pot -bellied stoves or printing presses. Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are. You drive a big wheel, ha ha charade you are. And when your head is up your arse, You're nearly a good laugh, Almost a joker, With your head down in the pig bin, Saying "Keep on digging." Pig stain on your fat chin. What do you hope to find. When you're down in the shit mine. You're nearly a laugh, You're nearly a laugh But you're really a cry. Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are. You fucked up old fag, ha ha charade you are. You radiate cold shits of broken glass. You're nearly a good laugh, Almost worth a quick grin. You like the feel of my steel, You're hot stuff with a buttplug, And good fun with a hand gun. You're nearly a laugh, You're nearly a laugh But you're really a cry. Hey you, Blastar, Ha ha charade you are. You big veined crack whore, Ha ha charade you are You're trying to get your own mouth around your meat You're nearly a real treat, All tight lips and cold feet And do you feel abused? You gotta stem the evil tide, And keep it all out of K5. Franklin you're nearly a treat, Franklin you're nearly a treat But you're really a cry. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Unless you are operating a motor vehicle or attempting to board a commercial airline you are under no requirement to even carry ID let alone present it on demand. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can have post more than 3 diaries per day The 3 diary thing is more of a guideline than a hard and fast rule. Kuro5hin.org is a site dedicated to free speech and having a limit on the number of diaries posted would be a limit on ones free speech. So feel free to post as many diaries as you feel necessary. Post 20, hell, post 30 diaries a day if that's what you need to express yourself. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know that you can raise kids on a hell of a lot less than that. Just ask any Mexican or Single Black Female. Hell with the latter I think the kids usually end up turning a profit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They're just Window Shopping I guess with the ECONOMY it's a "BUYER's MARKET". Call 'em back and offer 90 days SAME AS CASH! If it don't work out though, Obama WELCOMES YOU! Here's your form, the line starts on the left. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They've been rebooted or perhaps reimaged for our more modern times. By the way citizen, you appear to be suspicious. Might I see your papers please? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you're MICROWAVE cooking for ONE then you're shit is not going to look like the cover of that book. It's going to be more like the art on a Hungry-Man Dinner box. Or off to a tear-filled dinner at Denny's. All alone and typing furiously The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are no homosexuals in Iran. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They run a greasemonkey script on 'em Out of sight, out of mind. Like they never existed in the first place. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Easy, he can take an iPad with him. 'Sup, Abdimombojambo?' 'Hey, hang on I just got a tweet from Hugo, that cat so crazy.' 'Dawg, you seen that vid on YouTube? SICK!' 'Yeah, that is HW accelerated Flash, you know, perks of the job and shit' 'What's that? Man, you ain't my bitch nigga, buy your own damn fries!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Translation Department of Homeland Security Definition of an Asset: Any fucking thing and any fucking body we say it is. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll be damned I just picked this up a little bit ago. I've been doing the Lost but I get tired of that after just a little while. I thought I'd go ahead and try BoGT and it's alright so far, I'm having issues with the graphics right now, floating cars, missing streets, blurry buildings but I'll get that sorted pretty quick. I really like having the heli available like RIGHT NOW and grabbing that Sultan RS in Alderney. It fits Luis. It's weird running around as a beaner, I din't like CJ much either. The cycles were good in SA though. Vice City, like cocaine, is a helluva drug. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think that most people, even intelligent people have a very difficult time conceiving how freaking long things take. Seriously, I think most folks when they even think about it, have the conception that the dinosaurs were walking around just a little while ago. They "know" it was millions of years ago but the concept of 'millions of years ago' has very little meaning to them. It is conceptually the same as a 'thousand years ago'. Same with the money, I mean after you get in the billions of dollars one might as well be talking about Monopoly money. There isn't anything to get a handle on. Space is another area people have trouble with wrapping their head around. People look up in the sky, they see the Sun, they see the Moon. They are right 'THERE'. It's very difficult for many people to grasp how far away just the Moon is from the Earth. What all this comes down to is that most folks expect 'Evolution' to be something that occurs a hell of a lot more rapidly than it really does. And it doesn't matter what 'THEORY' you use to explain it either because most aren't going to bother with the details. It's all a matter of 'branding' like JELLO, KLEENEX, XEROX, etc. Another problem is that when talking about evolution you have the idea 'Survival of the Fittest' that is bound up in there beyond hope of separation. So a lot of folk just have the idea in their mind that evolution is always going in the direction of NEW and IMPROVED. How do you change that? Well forget math that's for sure. No, I think instead one would need to abandon an approach based simply on rational argument, seriously. Instead one would need to find a way to package the idea and sell it just like one would sell a different brand of soap. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'd expect a comment like that from someone who doesn't have much money. Not to say that you are poor, I wouldn't know. It's just that, in my experience, people that don't have a lot of money often hold money in contempt. It makes 'em feel better about being broke. At least you can wrap your head around the enormity of space. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My ilk? I have ilk? Oh LAWDY! I have to plead guilty on leading us to destruction however, I continue to do my part to help rid the world of (some) people. Unfortunately for you, my memes are propagating quite nicely. I guess that's why I seem to have ilk. How well are YOUR memes propagating? Have you even propagated your GENES? Let alone MEMES? If you believe your software agents will carry on your legacy then I suggest you get on the proverbial stick. It will be difficult for them to adapt in a hostile cyberspace if there is no one around to hardcode in their behaviours. Come on now Donna Lee, your supposed to be a Rockstar, with your agents ushering in the Singularity. Make that shit SWING! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Archie? Veronica? Jughead? Damn, almost 20 years, shit this is the kind of thing that makes me feel old. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. To see the expression on their face The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! I TOLD you I would remember, you don't need to be nagging me at work OK! Loaf of bread Gallon of Milk Pound of Butter and a Lottery Ticket GOT IT! See you when I get home. and NO, your mother CAN NOT stay the weekend! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At first I thought it said Oxycontin And I was like well yeah, you spray some of that up my nose and I'm going to be all KINDS of sensitive. Think I'll just get my Oxytocin the old fashioned way thank you very much. FAP FAP FAP The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, living down here in TEXAS I can tell ya that there are a whole mess of hispanic people. These are legal latinos and they range across the economic spectrum from the very very poor to the very rich and under this law, and Texas is considering a law similar to the Arizona one, they're going to have to carry paperwork now. So to them it's just an invitation to harass. And it really is down South. I mean seriously, if you want to know where to find a bunch of illegal aliens just about everybody in town can tell you the intersection. You go down there and pull up and blow your horn and there's going to be a ton of 'em surrounding your truck ready to lay sod, cut grass, whatever you need. I figure it would take all of 90 mins to round up 90% of the illegals here so why don't they? This law is just like the damn drug laws. They already have the tools and the knowledge they need to apprehend and deport illegal aliens. This is just more shit to give police so they can fuck with people. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well paxman, tell me what is the problem? This is something that has been going on for YEARS, DECADES, damn near CENTURIES. It continues because it is a benefit to a lot of folks. The solution is already available but the authorities don't exercise the laws we already have unless it becomes necessary. They are already 'ILLEGAL' you can't really make them 'MORE ILLEGAL' than they were already. Really, all this crap is about is fear and manipulation and power. This is just going to be a way for police to harass ANYBODY. They are saying it's racist against latinos, probably so, but really, you could 'TECHNICALLY' be an illegal alien from ANY country. That's how they get their foot in the door. You sell it like, well if you ain't brown then you ain't got nothing to worry about. The idiots think somebody is DOING SOMETHING and they support it. A few years later it's the damn National Socialist ... -- oh shit, now I'm sounding like a TEA BAGGER! See what this crap will do? I'm of Germanic descent but I guarantee that a few weeks out in the Texas sun and I'm as brown as any Mexican, I can speak a little Spanish and do, everybody I know down here knows some. I love the hell out of some tacos. Do I need to start carrying my birth certificate? This is a BAD law, just like all them stupid DRUG laws that ain't going to do a damn thing to change anything but is just going to make authority a bit more powerful and you and me a little less. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is what they already do nothing. Just have them enforce what they already have. Look at this way. You give a guy a hammer to hammer some shit. But he don't hammer except when the nail is particularly annoying. So if you just give him a bigger hammer that is going to fix everything right up? So yeah, actually, the solution is do nothing. Because really, what has changed? What is different today that wasn't the case 10, 30, 50, 100 years ago. Why are the illegals all of a sudden posing so much of a threat that they didn't pose during the last 10 years? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's JELLO, nigger not jelly The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you call a mule's tail a leg how many legs does a mule have? 4 Because calling it a leg don't make it one. And JELLO isn't a term, it's a PRODUCT Kinda like that there Vegemite The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. +1 FP The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So, whadda we gonna do? I dunno, whatcha wanna do? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Awesome! Disney in German is SO METAL! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <BITE>You misunderstood me I didn't enumerate all the rules my A.I. programming uses as it was mostly irrelevant. I just thought you were a dupe for MDC is all which would be totally cool. The Ben Franklin kind of fits even. But the fact that your username 'Ben Franklin' is new. Your contributions are crap. You are annoying. You bring up Orion Blastar and complain about being mistaken for him. I figure you're probably Orion Blastar. I don't give a shit either way. I doubt anybody else does either. In the words of Wesley Snipes, 'Your just one more mother fucker we going to have to deal with.' IHBT, IHL, HAND The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, seems to me like that's an argument against right there. Since the US is hell bent on having all these wars and such, they're going to need lots of young people to fill the ranks. As you just said, since it seems healthy folk don't produce much offspring then we don't want a lot of healthy folk. I'd imagine it would be better to keep folk poor and unhealthy so they'll breed and make plenty of conscripts. Make sure a bunch of 'em are out of work too so they'll want to join up. Maybe that's been the whole idea all along. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From what I understand that is the way it used to be at first. Police and fire brigades were like private companies and you would purchase a subscription type deal. Same with public libraries and mail service. I don't know the exact details as I am not an expert on history. I learned about this from reading about Benjamin Franklin because a lot of these things; public mail service, public libraries, police protection, fire depts. were ideas of his. From what I understand the reason they decided to have the fire brigades be a public service was because the brigades got into the bad habit where if you refused to pay for protection, your shit would mysteriously burn down. I'm not saying that we should go back to that model, nor am I saying we shouldn't. But you can't just wave that around, no system is going to be absolutely perfect. Also, reading the comments by Rustonia Rustovich in this diary I don't even think she is even typing that crap, looks like C&P from some kind of script. When these threads pop up it's like some folks don't even READ what people are saying they just have a handful of arguments at the ready BOOM! HEADSHOT! 9000+ XP for the RED TEAM! One can't engage people like that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Marsha? Why did we ever smoke marijuana? I don't know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But sheep don't have robotic sex slaves Can't have your cake and eat it too man, sorry. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's pretty fucking interesting. It got me thinking though, from something I read elsewhere today, where does art fit in? Art is pretty useless compared to a tractor but quite often a single piece of art can produce value worth more than one hundred tractors. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Conservative women report having more orgasms It was from that 'National Sex Survey' Link - Look at Myth vs Fact The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Goodness, Gracious! Great BALLS of FIRE! He had some nerve for what he proclaimed But everybody knows that man is insane Even still, it was his will For everyone to see his Great Balls of Fire! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It really sucks to be that 1 in 10! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I shudder to think what "Additional plug-ins might be required" The Geo-Sodomizer It's funny because it actually does improve Going(No)ware The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now see, here *I* was thinking your Mr Swift aka MDC but then you go and say, "Apparently I seem to be confused by delusional people that I am in fact Orion Blastar" My AI programming has a rule that tells me that anyone who claims NOT to be Orion Blastar is de facto Orion Blastar. I wanted to ask, if I zero rate all your stuff will you spam my username across the internets? That might be kinda cool. Some chick on twitter is moving in on my googlefadazzle. Whatever happened to Troll Hard, that dude got a story posted to the FP. Well ol' Ben, be careful with them kites aite? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Let me see if this works for you Eat shit, fuck off, and die. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The best things in life are free But you can give it to the birds and bees. I need money. That's what I want. Money don't buy everything its true. What it don't buy I can't use. Just give me that money. That's what I want. Give me some money. What I want right now. Give me the money. I want that real money. That's what I want. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry 'bout that chief Missed it by THAT much. Go Go Gadget! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. you need to go pro get a sponsor or something and do tourneys. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Things to do in Billings Get drunk Leave as quickly as possible. At high speed too, what's the speed limit there? Like 90 or what? I mean damn. You know, I can't remember the name of the story but I do remember reading some sci-fi story that started in a restaurant on a highway in Billings. There was a cheesy fake space ship billboard on the roof which actually turned out to be a real space ship. Some shit went down and the dude ended up having to leave like real quick. So he ended up jacking the ship by accident sort of. The point of this is keep your eyes peeled for space ships and MiB. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Also, Mountain Oysters They should have those things there. You might even find a walking cane made out of a Buffalo Penis. grampa has one he got from somewhere up in that area. It's like a laminated Buffalo Penis. Quite the conversation piece. I'll shut up now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Everytime I read something about that iPAD it sounds like the writer is 'trying' to find something to like about it. You know like when you're with a chick and she asks you 'So, what is it that you like about me' and you're just trying to come up with something more than just 'I think you look really sweet on muh dick.' Really, that's why you have it. It's not something you use, it's something you buy. That's it. It's almost as if Jobs has cast a spell on the device and made people afraid to really say how much of an over-priced, over-hyped, piece of shit the thing really is. All they really want is people to notice and say, 'Oh hey, I see you have an iPad.' so they can reply, 'Why yes, yes I do.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only you, channel, would have a Zen experience with an electronic device. This iPhad, does it vibrate? Enjoy touching yourself, um, I mean enjoy touching the screen of the iPhad sorry. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think he meant That you can not delete your own submissions. I realize it doesn't parse well, but I don't think that "rusty doesn't empower his users to delete anything' means that like I could delete your posts. Because yes then it would be a free for all. But if we could edit and have a thing that says it was edited or just delete the whole friggin post. I don't know how that would be a bad thing. I mean we function when someone gets abusive enough to where rusty nukes ALL content submitted by a user so having a user nuke there own stuff. I mean what, you can't link to it to say, 'hey, you called me a silly old poohead' here. Not a big deal IMO IOW we do need to be able to edit and delete our own content just like any other modern forum allows. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit See, I can't even go back and fix a simple spelling mistake. WTF? fix your site rusty you have to A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Instead of nuking the whole site from orbit, I kind of like the idea of shadowbanning. So if some user was being a super twat they get shadowbanned. So they can still log in. They can still post. But the only person that sees their post is themselves. Like a sitewide super BlastarBegone. They still think they are trolling and abusing but they exist in their own virtual echo chamber. Completely ignored. Out of sight and out of mind. I know a lot of people think it is bullshit but I think it is a wonderful idea. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit BITCH FIGHT! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The specified lusername is currently inactive If you have problems activating your account, please contact a bored administrator. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit BY THE POWER OF HORSECOCK ACTIVATE! Ahhhh I feel the SURGE! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit FATALITY! YOU LOSE! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Ban Donald Trump maybe For Doxing Lindsey Graham. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What drives us to be us? We're caught in a trap, Can't walk out. Because I love you too much Baby. What are we defending? Youth in Asia What are we avoiding? The End of K5 Why do we do it? We the unwilling Led by the unknowing Are doing the impossible For the ungrateful What do we want? Tight pussy Loose shoes And a warm place to shit A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Sounds like time for Vacation World Wide Pub Crawl 2015 "Around The World in 80 Proof II: To Catch A Predator Edition" A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That's what SHE said. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just (be)Cause and Urgent Fury (Inv of Grenada) My favorite wars. Along with the MNF Occupation in Lebanon, those were fun times for me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. On the 360 they had a video of achievements you could get with the grapple that looked fun. You can grapple a dude and then "sticky" him on a wall so he's hanging their twisting in the breeze while you beat him like a Pinata. You can also grapple a dude and "sticky" him to a vehicle and drag his ass ala' MOPI. Then there is something called the Wrecking Ball, where you grapple a vehicle and sticky it to another vehicle--like a jeep to a truck or a truck to a helicopter--then drive or fly around with the other vehicle flailing about wreaking havoc. But yeah, pretty much nothing we ain't seen before. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That light bulb above my head is awfully dim. Here I thought it was like a searchlight and in reality it isn't even brighter than the bulb in the fridge. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. $50 for one year, no refunds, no appeals you fuck up anywhere, anytime, for any reason. BOOM Just like XBOX LIVE. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Has happened to me a few times One of the weirdest false memories - even now I can remember it just like I was there oOoOoOo creepy, anyways - I remember taking my brother to see Star Wars at a particular theater when it first came out. Years later it came up and my mother said that no it couldn't have happened like I remembered it because we weren't living in that city when Star Wars came out. I was all no way, so I looked it up and she was right there was a four year difference. So now I don't know where the fuck I was when Star Wars came out or who the fuck I saw it with. It blows my mind. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I knew this chick named Aries She was a real lush she was. Would do just about anything for a drink. I remember there was this one night at the bar she was annoying the shit out of everybody as usual trying to get somebody to buy her a drink. Well the bartender he figured he'd get rid of her right quick, he told her, said, 'Hey, Aries! If you'll take a swig out of the spittoon you'll drink free the rest of the night.' Now you got to understand, this is a Texas bar and all the shit-kickers and goat-ropers are in there drinking and chewing their Red Man and their Copenhagen and hawking and spitting in that spittoon. Who knows when the last time it was cleaned. But, you know I guess Aries was just gonna do whatever it took so she picked up that spittoon and put her lips to it and started to slurp it right up. Well god, everybody in the whole damn bar was just about to be sick to death. I mean that was some of the nastiest, stinkiest, sickest damn shit anybody had ever seen. But Aries kept slurping at that damn spittoon! Cowboys were starting to puke all over the place and the bartender shouted, 'Aries! Stop, that's enough! I'll give you your free drinks! Please, woman, no more!' But Aries kept on slurping away for nearly another two minutes before she finally quit. By then the bar was a mess. Puke and spilled beer everywhere! You never seen anything like it! When Aries finally put the spittoon down the bartender said, 'Alright, a deals a deal I'll give you your free drinks but why in the hell didn't you stop when I told you?' Aries, she goes, " I TRIED! but it just came out in one long string! " The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kinda like this in a way. I guess if you never chewed tobacco it might be hard to understand but the spit is more like a thick loogie than just regular spitting. So imagine Aries drinking a big bowl of brown snot and you'll have about the right mental picture. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry to hear that people often confuse you with being your sister a lot. I guess that must really suck. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It would help if you didn't walk around with your dick tucked between your legs to make a MANGINA The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Shut up you cunt before I 'release the KRAKEN' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. hugin sees the world as one big RAINBOW The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you are who you claim to be then you should know that zero ratings make not a bit of difference on this website as there is only I think like 20-30 people that still post here. You should also know that just being alive annoys some people here (there are a lot of zombies and ghosts that are members of this community and they really get upset with the living) so it doesn't really matter. They will often tell you enthusiastically to kill yourself. You should consider this as the tax benefits from being undead are considerable. You should also know that just having a mental disorder is not a negative on this site, on the contrary it is practically a prerequisite. It's all in how you display it that really matters. If you are, as I believe just another Blastard dupe then speaking strictly for myself I will not zero rate you as long as you are not stupid or plain annoying. If you are annoying in a lulzy way then I would even give you a three. That's just me though, I can't speak for anyone else. I'm only here for the lulz. Well, that and the horsecock. Could I perhaps interest you in some horsecock? P.S. You can have your diary and all your comments removed very quickly by sending $50 via paypal to rusty@kuro5hin.org along with your request. HTH HAND The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Socializing doesn't happen in school that takes place after school. During school you keep your fucking mouth shut, your eyes on your own fucking paper. Sit still. You need to go to the bathroom? You need to raise your hand and ask permission. You are always wrong. You have no rights. You are shit. You will do it THIS way and no other fucking way. You will respond to the bell, stay in fucking line. You step out of line you will be written up. You might even catch a citation. Hell yeah, that's EXACTLY the kind of civilized society I want to be a member of. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh? What does it say? What were you, the teacher's pet? The hall monitor? I guess school was all Rainbows and Roller Blades for you. I was told to sit down and shut up. When I didn't I would get written up. If I didn't give the answer the teacher expected it was WRONG. There was no discussion, no grey areas, everything was either right or it was wrong. The bell rings and it is time to go to the next class. You might be able to talk a bit with people you already knew at lunch, maybe. The socializing happened after school. That's when I would hang out with people and learn about civilized society. The only thing school seemed to be good for was to prepare students to be corporate drones. To punch in on time, do your work, punch out at the end of the day but be sure and take some of that work home with you. I was bored as hell in school, the tests were simple, the writing assignments, the reading, it was all so fucking easy. In the end it is an entire system devoted to creating docile sheep that are accustomed to making their handlers happy. Utopia! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From what I understand, socializing is learning the values, traditions, rules of behavior, and all the stuff that makes one able to function in society around other people. Which is why I keep saying that the traditional public school does not provide socialization of students in any way. Children learn socialization from interacting with friends, family, other people, neighbors and all that. They learn socialization from getting a part-time job or a summer job and dealing with people that way. They learn it from joining cub scouts and from selling girl scout cookies. Any rules of behavior, values, etc they learn in school are skewed, they are screwed up. I would give an exception to sports and other extra-curricular events. But they're not learning any kind of useful socialization in the classroom. You seem to be of the mind that home-schooled children are missing something. You seem to have a 'belief' that since it's MOMMY or perhaps DADDY who is doing the educating rather than a professional teacher that the home-schooled have it easy. I can't see how that has anything to do with socializing. I only really know one person that home-schools. I'm not going to say much about it because she is a relative and knows how to use the Internet. What I can say though is that any deficiency her children may or may not have do not result from the curriculum or the method or manner of teaching which is top-notch. No, any perceived difference in 'socialization' is solely a result of the very strongly held convictions of their parents. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well obviously you had a much different upbringing they're probably not getting bullied by those people all that much I never got into fights at school, I got into plenty after school. Cousins can be much like siblings. Hell, even my friends used to tease my little brother real bad. Then Dad told him to walk softly and carry a big stick so he picked up a two-by-four and went after them. Socialized them real good. i hope my kid has his ability to cope with others more or less down pat by the time he's old enough to work. When is your kid ready to work? If they're big enough to push a lawn mower or carry a tote sack they should be working. I know these days it's common to coddle kids and not make them get a job until they're nearly twelve but that's the parent not the school. I had a job down at the slaughterhouse before I started first grade. You don't mean to tell me you let your children sit around for three whole months doing nothing but playing video games? with only a middling authority presence middling? I don't guess you ever had the pleasure of meeting the coach's paddle, the one with the speed holes drilled in. You know they always tell you this is going to hurt them a lot more than it does you but they're full of shit. Or the teacher's ruler across your palm? That ain't too bad it just smarts for a bit. I always hated it though when they would grab your ear and twist it while they're walking you to the Principal's Office. give details No, she is my cousin and she might hurt me. I think she is a fine teacher and her children are little angels. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Correction, They were little angels, I often forget because damn, they shoot up so fast, one minute you're changing their diapers the next minute they're ready to change yours. But yeah, her kids are all done with school. Anyways, last time I seen them they seemed to be okay, well-adjusted, intelligent. I can't say that home-schooling hurt them any. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My elementary school may have been bucolic but not single room. Of course it's changed a little bit since I went there. And no, I didn't go to school in the ghetto, sorry about that nateo. In fact I had to reread what you said because I nearly missed the 'west of' and for a moment I thought you went to elementary school in Mississippi. So you had your socialization on the playground and I had mine after school, still not much going on in the classroom correct? So you think then that just because the parents teach the kids in a home-school that there is no way they will get the same socialization as in public school? That they won't have the opportunity of that back-and-forth just because they're home-schooled? Wouldn't someone going to say a privileged private school suffer the same lack of socialization? What about students who go to a public school in a nice suburban area where they keep the kids under surveillance 24-7? Do they too lack socialization? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And I'm saying that home-schoolers aren't raised in a bubble. It's not like home-schoolers are on a deserted island somewhere or out in the desert compound. They are going to interact with other children. A lot of those children are going to be the product of the public school system and they are going to share the lessons learned on the playground. I'm not trying to defend home-schoolers, but I just can't see any difference in the children as a result of home-schooling alone. Now if someone wants to argue that the strange beliefs and values of the parents doing the teaching might have an effect like causing 'weirdness' then that is something with which I can agree. Because that is what I think, any kind of strangeness you might perceive in one who is home-schooled is probably because the parents of that child are borderline batshit. Not because they didn't get to hang with other kids. I say that because I believe that a reasonably intelligent person can home-school their children and not have to worry about them turning out strange. I also think that a lot of this is just unfamiliarity with the new and the different. The thinking that 'Well it can't be any good because it's not what I'm used to.' Add that to the fact that the ones who seem to be doing it the most are the folks on the fringe and we're just creating a new prejudice. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It definitely needs a NAME What should we call this wanderer? UGPSJ0722-05 is just not very romantic. It doesn't fire the imagination. I wonder is it just coincidence that this thing should be discovered now? I mean right when Mr. Swift is nearly about to unveil THE SECRET? And so close, I mean he did speak about going to hell and back to bring us this message and talk of some elevator with rocket boosters and shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If I pay for a gallon of milk and the owner of the cow says 'Well you can't actually have a whole gallon of milk because I sold more milk than the cow can actually deliver at one time so you can have like maybe a quart and a half today and maybe a a whole two quarts tomorrow.' Well, I reckon I'm a gonna shoot that fucking cow and burn that man's barn down. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No I'm not, I'm paying for a service that they advertise they will deliver. If I hire a guy to mow my lawn I don't give a shit if he uses a John Deere or a Cub Cadet I ain't paying for his damn equipment I'm just paying an agreed upon price to mow my lawn. Now if he only mows half my lawn then he only deserves half the damn pay. Where the fuck do you guys come from nowadays that are all BEND OVER AND TAKE IT? I don't fucking understand you people. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're not holding your mouth right. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, sye that is true. I have been deceived by an orifice on numerous occasions. The saying, "Maybe you're not holding your mouth right" is a Southern expression that pretty much means 'I don't have any clue as to why you were having difficulty in performing a task' It comes from the observation that often people who are concentrating on doing something tricky will hold their mouth in a strange way. They also tend to squint or turn their head sideways or whatever. Watch a mechanic sometime when he's trying to thread a bolt down somewhere he can't really see just having to do it by feel. You'll see his face go into all kinds of contortions trying to 'Hold his mouth just right'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Diary Encouraged (3) Mind State: Blown I didn't catch it on the first link but on the Lady Gaga one, REALITY SLIPPED. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well he *claims* that he was "I wasn't suggesting that the island of Guam would literally tip over," . . Johnson said he was "using a metaphor" to describe how adding more military personnel to the tiny island "could be a tipping point which could adversely affect the island's fragile ecosystem and could overburden its stressed infrastructure." Although, I think he was just covering after somebody clued him in to how stupid he was, in the video there he sure seems to be saying he was concerned the island would literally tip over. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sure She's not bad looking, she got a pretty good sized butt from what I see in the commercials. That squeal she does would sound pretty cool when she comes. And, if you played your cards right you just might get a DISCOUNT! I just wouldn't want her hanging around afterwards. I reckon after about 5-10 minutes of conversation I'd be wanting to strangle her. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That lizard is pretty damn small just sayin' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pam or bit of oil even with teflon Maybe you're cooking TOO hot also. Either way, it's like flying I reckon as long as one can either walk away or eat the results it's a win. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So Plekhanov's Rule would explain the tea-partiers We used to run things but now we simply seek to ruin things. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Anarchy I made a God out of blood Not superiority I killed the king of deceit Now I sleep in anarchy -KMFDM The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What are you on about? Link maybe? I haven't noticed anything different. Perhaps your area is being TARGETED by some MARKETING TEST? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sup Ess? Not to be confused with Esse. Esse is a former municipality of Finland, now a village of Petersore. It has a population of about 3,000 people, of whom approximately 94% are Swedish-fucking Finns and the rest are Finnish-fucking Finns. The village is in the northeast part of Petersore municipality. Esse was consolidated to Petersore in 1977. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pregnant Mother (the fat stick figure) You know they had to be cool to leave the 'toon and not just call the National Guard. I reckon they worried about the second hand smoke causing the mom to give birth to a Jonathan Swift type character or god forgive Orion Blastar. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seen this on Slashdot and I don't think it's April Fools, I remember a demo of Asteroids in either JavaScript or VBScript running on IE5. Still it's not something absolutely PRACTICAL just a demo of what can be done. I don't know if it will make JavaScript take off though because it will still be easier for the artistic types to do shit with FLASH or maybe SILVERLIGHT than fuck around with code. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oooh !!! FOOL FIGHT!!! In this corner, ladies and gentleman we give you, the fool we all know and love, the master of disaster, the ayatollah of rock-and-rolla, the MAGNIFICENT UNITED FOOLS! (APPLAUSE) And in this corner, we bring you the challenger, the new kid on the block, from the depths of troll-town, THE ONE, THE ONLY, KING OF FOOLS! (APPLAUSE) Gentlemen, let's keep it below the belt! When the bell rings COME OUT SWINGING! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They can swing whatever they have at hand just as long as they don't hit a ref in the eye or something. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It would be a hell of a show might look something like this. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So that means even Black people hate Niggers? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL like tosh even PAID for that shit LOL I don't know for sure but I bet nearly every 'personality' on Comedy Central got one if only they PLEASE SHOW IT ON TV. Anyways, like Colbert said on his show, NEWSWEEK has one as the Front Cover - nice colorful advertising that Apple didn't pay for. Then he turns the magazine around to show the back cover is an ad for the Kindle. He says, 'Unlike the Kindle, oh look! they have black and shades of grey! Money well spent guys, money well spent.' Yes, you're absolutely right it is unbelievable. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's a clown dude, not a King There's a difference. Ronald is gay & fun. The B.King is an asshole and scary. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know bout all that What I find amazing is that not only has she not disappeared after her fifteen minutes but from what I see on TV is gaining support. Even though those who support her are unable to articulate what it is she stands for other than perhaps motherhood and Apple Pie America. The scary thing is that she is the epitome of the underdog and a very cute underdog at that. And everyone knows how America loves an underdog. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You sound like a BING commercial. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I see STARS and I see RED OMG there's . . . THREE STARS in a CIRCLE! A CIRCLE is shaped like a MOON! And the moon sometimes shows a CRESCENT which is shaped like a SICKLE! And and and THREE STARS like THREE COUNTRIES, like RUSSIA, CHINA and CUBA! IT'S ALL RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! I'm not saying they're hiding something in TENNESSEE but I think I and the AMERICAN people deserve some EXPLANATION! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. donnalee Donna Lee The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Remove the teeth and clip the toungue while they at it, both completely useless. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry Nimey, I forgot how sensitive you are, I'll be sure to wash up good for you next time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "This shit's getting way too complicated for me." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't believe he's hiding behind Jonathan Swift I think it's supposed to have a hidden meaning or symbology much like the name Dulcinea Tech. But like when he talks about you have to kinda get into his reality to see it. Problem is that the reason the meaning gets lost is that he only has sort of a superficial understanding of the symbols that he uses. Kinda like how Alanis Morrisette sings about Ironic, it doesn't mean what she thinks it means. I know that puts me square in the Gay for Craw4d camp but hell. Thing you got to keep in mind is that what the guy sees as a totally rational act and what you and I see as rational might not be quite the same. Of course, as always, I might just be full of shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was very interesting Yet, you are one to call us savages and claim that we have no comprehension of that which we read. But lo, here are your words speaking of dreaming when this diary is not about dreaming but of death. What do you have to say about death Mr. Swift? What will all your efforts and words amount to when you are gone? Will you be able to fulfill your promises and leave the world enriched with your words? Or will you leave but empty protestations which will be quickly forgotten like one forgets a fevered dream upon awakening in the bright sunlight of morning? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. you can get earbuds at Walmart for a buck. I don't like 'em much but if you're strapped for cash they'll do ya. I have a bunch of regular headphones I keep around. I rarely use the speakers, it's just rude. I don't usually want to hear anybody else's shit so I reckon they don't want to hear mine neither. I got into that habit in the Navy btw. In the barracks one was required to listen to personal stereos and such with headphones only. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If a man calls you a horse, laugh it off. If two men call you a horse, pause and consider. If three men call you a horse, buy a saddle. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cowboy Joe was trying to raise some cash by having a raffle on his mule. (you might've heard about it) Anyways, he was selling tickets for a dollar. He'd done sold quite a few tickets already when his buddy, Duwayne stopped by. Duwayne asked him, said, 'Hey Cowboy Joe! Is that the mule you is raffling off out there by the barn?' Cowboy Joe says, 'Yep, that be the one.' Duwayne says, 'Well, I hate to tell you this Cowboy Joe but that there mule is dead.' Cowboy Joe, he spits and says, 'Yep, I know. Been that way a couple of days now.' Duwayne says, 'Well you gonna call off the raffle?' Cowboy Joe says, 'Hell no, I'd have to give all the money back if I did that.' Duwayne says, 'You mean to tell me you gonna raffle off a dead mule? You shore are gonna make a lotta people pissed off.' Cowboy Joe, he spits again and says, 'Naw, just one.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why not? Microsoft has been doing it for a long time now why should Sony be any different? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What a $30 Yacht might look like. There's rusty second from left. Polishing his monocle. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is crucified. I don't know who you are, but this is me, eating bacon. Delicious Bacon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BEEWARE - It starts with a single flower . . . What the HELL am I on about? Another MC SECRET? No, I'm talking about illegal beekeeping. That's right, beekeeping remains illegal across the U.S. and is still equated with peddling heroin in school zones and smashing a barstool over someone's head. Normally something like this would have flown completely under my radar. But, as it happens I was checking out this sparkly flashy-thing at the bottom of my Google News and saw this little article about Illegal Beekeeping. I was not aware that this simple activity was the source of so much horror and misery in the world. I never realized our own Bee Guy was part of a shadowy underworld. Attempting to PUSH random strangers into taking just a little 'taste' of his product. Now that I'm aware of what a sordid business this is, reading over his diaries now sheds new light on this growing cancer. I understand he even has a 'posse' of young Queens at his disposal and even traffics in these hard-working females and sells off the ones he doesn't want or can't use to other beekeepers! And if dealing in the 'yellow sticky-icky' wasn't bad enough, I hear that he's now branched out into 'white slavery'. Purchasing young white females he refers to as 'hens' and placing them in CAGES! DON'T ASK HIM WHAT HE DOES WITH THE OFFSPRING OR THE POOR CREATURES THAT DON'T PRODUCE! IS THERE NO GOD? K5: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. What, even when they hoist the Papa Flag? Gulls aren't too bright either. You throw a seltzer tablet in the air and they catch it, then POW! Now that I think about it, I can't remember anyone that carried a pet onboard. No birds, rats, nothing, not even a goldfish and I don't really remember there being a restriction on it either just one of them things. Did your daddy ever tell you that one of the things a bluewater sailor hates the most is getting wet? It's true. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In Ft Lauderdale I went aboard a Coast Guard vessel and the walls of the lounge were covered with marijuana leaves. Every time they made an interdiction they would paint a leaf on the wall. Like pilots that paint a flag for every aircraft shot down. There were a LOT of fucking leaves in there. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ummmm Sourdough bread. The taste of fresh sourdough bread alone makes it worth the trouble you're going to. You say you're doing this to make PIZZA dough? Fuck dude, if you go this far out of your way just to make the freakin CRUST your pizza must be AWESOME. oblig. Pizza is like sex, when it's bad, it's still pretty good and when it's good, it's AWESOME. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's good to know. Really I didn't know any of that. The sourdough I'm used to is the kind mom, (and her mom, etc. down the line) made from some starter. It has a distinct taste and texture to it. I have bought some sourdough bread at the deli and it was very good but you are probably right about it being San Francisco sourdough. Sourdough and rye are my two favorite kinds of bread although I'm no connoisseur. Anyway, your pizza sounds great to me right now. I'm in a wonderful mood, very relaxed, but I've got the munchies something awful. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah i don't get that either I mean, what the hell ELSE are they going to fucking do to get civilization going again? Me, if I was to try to guess your kink just from reading MOPI I'd probably guess sado-masochistic necrophiliac. I mean, the whole motorcycle and chains thing was just awesome. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not the Bud I was searching for But while we're on the subject of nasty ass shit and the stuff that causes nasty ass shits . . . what is up with this fucking Bud Wheat? Is that suppose to be a racial joke? First it's lime, now we got wheat. Are we going to be seeing 'NEW Jazzy Wild Cherry Budweiser!' or You'll look so hip and cool at the club drinking the new BL Blueberry! Make mine a whiskey. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man don't fuck around with that shit That shit don't play. It's some heavy duty shit I tell you. Man, my back was all hurting REAL bad and I went to the Dr and he prescribed me some of that there PLACEBO (I think it's pronounced Puh-LACE-bow) but man, I took some of that and I was WIRED the fuck OUT dawg! I ain't NEVER had no shit like THAT befo' main. USE ONLY AS DIRECTED. DO NOT EXCEED THE PROPER DOSAGE. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. WOMEN WHO ARE PREGNANT OR WHO MAY BECOME PREGNANT ARE NOT ADVISED TO TAKE PLACEBO. TELL YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY SIDE EFFECTS FROM PLACEBO. DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE TAKING PLACEBO. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I guess it's just me, but I don't get that jerkcity. I can't tell the difference between that and any Neo Necromanic diary. It's just like random text. Like, GOT FOUR? Megalonoic Colonics! Man, last time I got termed my BALLS were FLUSHED! Thank you SIR! I am now ERECT! I dunno, now on the other hand that shit you & Debs were talking about, oglaf.com. That fuckin' shit is off the chain. That is some quality shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. These types of list always suck because by what criteria is BEST judged? Like my buddy, the faggot, he doesn't care WHAT the movie is about. If it didn't get big bank at the Box Office it's a turkey. (He's a wigger too so he likes shit about drugs and Gangsta's and shit. Then you got the fuckers that judge by awards won and shit. Now ME, ('cause my opinion of course is the only one that REALLY matters, LOL) but me, a movie is ONLY in the all time best if people are quoting lines from that bitch years after the movie came out. And of course that rules out any movie being on the list that is less than a couple of years old. Because yeah, it might be good but there is no WAY you're going to know if it is one of the BEST until after some time has passed. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lusus Naturae The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I will not have my friends ridiculed by the common soldiery. I'll have you fighting rabid wild animals within a week! Why, just wait till my friend Bigus Dickus hears about this! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I wouldly gladly take some Dulcinea Tech Stock I would be crazy not to to get paid in Dulcinea Tech Stock. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just like the voters and the media made the call on Health Care Reform? Like they made the call on the Stimulus? Like they made the call that Obama was going to bring HOPE and CHANGE? Don't misunderstand, the voters and the media still make the call alright. On 'American Idol' & 'Dancing with the Stars' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. One-Liners What do you call it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What do you call it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $4.99 a minute. How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up. How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same, but you get the remote. What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are. What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a oral thermometer? The taste. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YOU CAME IN EXPECTING See, that right there is the PROBLEM. YOU expect US to ENTERTAIN you in some way. However, what you FAIL to realize is that when you post your DIARY it is YOU that are on the stage and it is you who will be judged accordingly. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I got as far as WAVE -> WAIVE then I gave up ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Relevant Commentary The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That totally FITS the FLAT AFFECT IT IS O-VER THUR-TY SE-CONDS ! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Crawford's sites always make me nostalgic for 1994 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I read the part about DEAF EARS Well, better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless it's consenting adults and all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That doesn't seem to work anymore but I have good luck with repeating Blublah-blah-Ubla! Insha'Allah ackbar abu dhabi! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This all reminds me of that old joke . . . Q. How do you keep a bunch of assholes in suspense? ---- A. I'll tell y'all tomorrow. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where the heck is dinner girl? I told you to keep your ass in that kitchen, oh yeah bring me a beer while you're in there. You such a sweetheart. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well if you're on the run I reckon I'll have ta git my own beer, but while you're out pick up some chicken and I think we might need a loaf of bread. And don't be gone too long, I know how you get when you get around them other hens. I'll have the Go board ready when ya git back. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cat killed by car 'comes back to life' nine months after owner buries him. KFC diner told 'you can't have bacon in your burger here - we're now halal' Katy Perry does her best to attract attention in racy lace leggings... but is Russell Brand 'tiring' of commitment? A real Paragon of journalism there bud. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. COMMENTING IN FUCKING FUCK's DIARY THIS IS MY DICK! I'M WAVING IT AT YOU. ( NOT YOU MMM - THE LOLYERS! ALTHOUGH YOU MAY LOOK JUST DON'T TOUCH! ); SEE? IT'S WINKING AT YOU! I THINK IT LIKES YOU! MOAR ASS_KEY ART PLEASE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't all the world's deadliest creatures live DOWN THERE? Probably the best thing to do is what I believe the natives down there do. Sit in a fucking pub and get shit faced, find yourself a 'SHEILA' and go walk-a-bout, if you know what I mean. (nudge nudge wink wink) Maybe throw one of them sticks that come back to you, what the hell they called? Aborigines or something like that. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, get you one of them hats. Man I ordered a hat from down there, it's the best damn cowboy hat I ever owned. Better than a goddamn Stetson I tell you what and that ain't no shit neither. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And by their age it clearly hasn't been working for some time. Just think of the drooling mouth breathers that will be running things thirty years from today. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. DEW WHUT WHUT FER? CAT FUR! TO MAKE A PAIR OF PUSSY BRITCHES! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They also don't have to fix you just stablize you Seen a dude got his leg fucked up, no ins. went to the ER and they put a cast on but he needed some shit done to it - screws or pins or something. They gave him the name of an ortho guy and told him about what it would run. He's like well I ain't got that. The ER Dr. told him he better start calling around maybe borrow some money. Anyways they released him. Now when he walks his foot kinda slips over sideways. Also he gets harrassed by a collection agency trying to collect on the ER visit. He works too, for this outfit that cleans printers and sells ink and shit like that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Might be better than outside Really, if it gets shot down as unconstitutional, (CNN was saying this morning several states are already preparing to file suit) everybody still wins "The Game". Obama & the Progressives can still say they got the thing passed (A Victory for BiPartisanism!). It will take awhile for it to move through the courts so Insurance will get a shot in the arm from people going ahead and signing up worried about having to pay a fine later. The conservatives can crow about how they partial birth aborted it in the courts. And in the end it goes back to business as usual with the players all getting a little taste of the pot. 'Course we'll still be screwed one way or another but they all figure that's what we're here for anyhow. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Once your Genome is sequenced you get yourself cloned and then you could give EVERYONE the right hand of Michael D. Crawford. Each one holding aloft a GeometricVisions CD. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're not going to take up flying lessons any time soon I hope? Perhaps you could send a link to this diary to KGO-TV. Amy might be interested in the story and it could get more exposure for your cause. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The graphics rock but the combat system sucks and the fucking level grind is unreal. I don't recommend it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWTP Because you just know that she is thinking - oh, come ON, you're getting lifetime PUSSY! Women always think that their pussy is ALL THAT. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Give a man fire and he's warm for a day; set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just fill it out and mail it back They had the head guy on Jon Stewart the other night. He said if you fuck around with it they are going to send somebody to your house and they will KEEP COMING until they get what they want. While I am all for lulzing it up by fucking with these dudes I imagine that the unemployed fucks they hire for these temp things would get annoying pretty quick. More so than even the average telemarketer or spammer. I got mine, filled it out, took < 5 min and mailed it back the next morning. Hell, companies ask me for more personal information just to sign up for online gaming or web mail. Fuck it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dude, they're like tree rats keep feeding them and they keep coming after your nuts. Only solution is not to feed them. If that can't be done then the next best thing is to set up those traps so you can at least have a bit of fun. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was enlarged to show texture The actual thing is over 1000th of a millimeter so no wonder it's invisible. It's hard enough just finding a contact lens and that's ginourmous compared to this thing. Which makes me wonder, if the shit is invisible then how the fuck do they know it's there? I mean you know you lay it down to get your oscillating sphegmothemometer and turn back around and OH SHIT! Where did it go? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn I'm confused First I thought this was a new diary by sye, it's hard to understand her posts but it sounded like she might be looking for work soon. Then I see the modus byline and I'm all well wasn't he wanting some grants the other day? Then I see Going(No)Ware and I'm like FUCK, another goddamn Gay4Craw4d diary. I swear you can't read this place without being stoned or drunk, it'll make you batshit insane. Dupes of Socks and Socks of Dupes smothered in Lulzuit sauce spread over a bed of copypasta. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's very nearly the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You don't have to know shit about the file system to use search. You type in something and BOOM! there it is. I know a lot of folks out here in the sticks that barely know enough to be able to turn the computer on. They manage just fine and they wouldn't even know what you meant if you used the word FILE let alone FOLDER. Hell half of em think all their damn music and shit is stored in the monitor. Man, I don't want to say anything disrespectful about your Mom, but personally I think she'd be pretty upset with how little intelligence you credit her with. You should be ashamed. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I do not accept it. But perhaps I come from a different background than you. I'm more of the mind of people like Alan Kay that computers can be used by anyone. I think people expect them to be difficult to use because of people like you that need to know everything about everything first. They are afraid to experiment, afraid they might do it wrong, that it won't be perfect. My Mom suffered from MS. I got her a 386SX running Win 3.1 and hooked her up to dial up way back in the day. She didn't know jack about computers but I already knew that one day she would not be able to get around so well and if she could go online with that new AOL thing she would at least be able to have friends and be engaged rather than just sitting around with nothing better to do than watch soap operas. It was a little difficult at first, I guess maybe like learning the guitar or piano halfway through your life. But she played with it and it wasn't long before she was having fun. Eventually, she did have an attack that left her unable to walk but by then she had a number of online friends. She wrote articles for the Hoelscher-Buxkemper newsletter and corresponded with family all over the globe. I have introduced a number of people over the years to the joys of computing. But like teaching someone to drive I don't try to make them understand the principles of the IC engine before they get out on the road. The biggest problem is always getting over the fear that computers are HARD and you need to be an egghead or geek to use one. I realize what you mean by people that think the way you and I do. I am often surprised at the ways some people use a computer. I am often amazed at how they think it functions. I bet your Mom is plenty smart enough to figure out search and all that. I bet you are the one that has convinced her that it's much too complicated. Probably brought her a wheelbarrow full of books and told her she had to read through everything before you would let her dare touch the mouse. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now *that* is something I can understand I have tried to get Mom to understand that there is so much more she could get out of her computer, were she only to learn how. But she simply doesn't see the point. I can respect that attitude, that other stuff isn't something she's really interested in. I could probably have a blast on Twitter or Facebook but it's not something for which I care. Now, and I may be out in left field here, but you still use words like 'easily intimidated' and being 'gentle and understanding' that lead me to believe that you see yourself as a buffer between the "complicated machine" and your Mom. Then you go on to say, "If it were to turn out that not knowing what a folder it could keep her from writing to her twin sister, my Aunt Peggy, well you can bet your ass that Mom would figure out what a folder is, but quick." So if that's the case then I imagine that if the ISP or whatever changed her email address then she would figure out the solution to that problem but quick as well. And if that email or whatever was particularly important then she could probably figure out search too. And without having to understand or even know anything about hierarchical file systems either. But anyway I don't mean to get into any kind of big argument with you over this, it's your Mom after all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Guy Williams, Jr. is a former American actor and the son of Guy Williams, who played swashbuckling action heroes in the 1950s and 1960s and was perhaps most famous for playing the lead in Walt Disney's Zorro and Irwin Allen's Lost in Space television series. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My response to that is both profound and meaningful:get your hair cut! Personal remarks are rude? Egad, you learn something new every day. Make a note of that, Marchsy, it might come in useful. Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a . . . very wet dress? Oh, I see. You don't trust me. Fine! I am genuinely hurt! My Nana used to say that if I was the only eligible bachelor left in the world there wasn't a warthog or wall flower who'd polish my escutcheon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Awesome job there, too bad she didn't give you some of that good link love. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Deja Vu It sounds like that brideofspidey shit ALL OVER AGAIN. LAWSUITS!, INSANITY!, HORSECOCK! Yeah that all ended well for the guy lawyering up didn't it? Well actually I guess it did, he ended up on CNN after all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Now it makes sense, I guess you got upset about what the maggot posted in that Fikusen for Crawford Guestbook. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IGTT <3 -- IHBT IHL HAND, Hi, ROR The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thank you claes for the link. I was not aware of this and it is relevant to my interests. I can't imagine though how it would be much different from launching a cruise missile from an offshore platform. Those are programed with target recognition 'signatures' so they can locate what they're looking for once they get to the general area of interest. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tomorrow, Tomorrow We'll start the day tomorrow with a smile for you (and a Denny's Grand Slam!) Til then I hope you're feeling happy (MC is, he took his HAPPY PILLS!) Til then I hope your day is Snappy (Snappy like a Frog on BEOS!) Tomorrow, Tomorrow It soon will be tomorrow and will be our day We will say, a very happy tomorrow to you. We'll just have to be patient though because dude gotta read up on how to make that shit bullet-proof, you know the man ain't gonna go LIVE until it has passed the GRANDMOTHER test. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sounds good to me. Although, I have to admit that the Texas State Legislature is pretty damn clueless and mostly an ol' boy network but I think I understand where you're coming from. I follow the policy in my spending and I advocate it frequently, (ask anybody that knows me) where I comparison shop online and all but I spend my dollars locally. If I have a problem I don't want to call someone in India, I want to go down to Joe's shop and talk to Joe. Even if I buy something at Walmart, I guarantee you that Chris knows who I am and we generally get along pretty well. It might even work to change politics at the state level. Most of my neighbors don't even know who represents them down in Austin. All they know is Rick Perry. But everybody knows the city council and the judges. Everybody knows the folks too that aren't in the local government but that have a good deal of influence on what does and doesn't get done around here. Then again this is still a fairly small town on average. I don't know if it would play as well down in Houston or up in Dallas. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Encyclopedia Dramatica trolls Australia The Australian Human Rights and Equal Opportunities Commission (HREOC) contacted Encyclopedia Dramatica owner Joseph Evers, after 20 indigenous Australians complained about an article's content. Although Evers lives in the US, a previous court case, "Dow Jones and Company vs Gutnick" a US company was charged under Australian law. "So here's the deal. This is an initial investigation into charging me, personally, with the violation of Australia's Racial Discrimination Act. While I act in complete compliance with both the civil and criminal codes of the United States of America, and am assured the right of free speech according to our Constitution (which, if not the greatest political document in the entire history of law, is certainly on the top five) I can personally be jailed and fined for the violation of this law." - JEvers Blog MSN Sidney Herald So who trolled and who got trolled? That's that bitch that was in Walmart the other day. She was there in line and her cell phone started beeping. The poor little boy standing in line behind her got this look of horror on his face. 'GET OUT OF THE WAY MOMMY!' he screamed, 'THAT WOMAN IS BACKING UP!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BAT SIGNAL ! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I probably shouldn't say anything 'cause I'm not feeling quite right this morning and my thinking is fuzzy but it seems to me like you got a couple choices. Raise the price on everybody so you have the small guys subsidizing the extra work required of the big guys. Or you can not advertise your price or at least change the wording to something like, accounts start at $xx.xx, then when they call you can offer pricing according to what they require. I'm not familiar with your space so I don't know how much wiggle room you have so I'm not sure if you're using the term 'fair' as in value or as in competitive with other providers. But you know, there's fair and there's fair. I know you probably don't want to raise your rates too much but seems to me you been around for a while and that reliability counts for something. I imagine a lot of your customers would rather pay a little more and stay with somebody they know than just jump ship over cost alone. And then you got to figure the customers that do shop solely on price, well you might be better off without them anyways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Didn't mean there is anything wrong with them just saying that if all they are going on is price then it's not going to matter much what you do, as long as you are cheaper then they'll be there otherwise they go somewhere else. I guess also that people that I deal with that are price sensitive are also the group that often complains the most. Sounds like you have your problem solved though with the premium support packages. Seems like a good idea to me. Good luck with your treadmill thing. I have to admit K5 is starting to get me thinking about doing a little more exercising. All these young bucks making me feel even older (and fatter) than I am already. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you saying that this is a bad thing? I'm not trolling you, I hadn't heard of this but I just googled these cases and it just seems to me that all the court is asking for is that someone bringing a suit has to be a bit more specific about how they were wronged when it comes to suing someone else. Seems to me like this is just the kind of thing that would hinder a lot of these McDonald's coffee type cases. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes I know all that but what I'm talking about here is why shouldn't the person bringing suit have some specifics up front? That still would've served in this instance since you say she had specific injuries. I just used that example because whether or not it is legit it is still a sort of symbol for these OMG I DINT KNOW I WASN'T SUPPOSD TA PLUG MY HAIRDRYER IN WHILE I WAS IN DA TEH SHOWER THEY OEW ME A BAZILLION BUCKS type cases. Please excuse me if I chose a poor example. I dunno, I'm just asking about the subject of the diary not some totally unrelated factoid that you use primarily to make a dig against a political group that also has no relation to the subject of the diary. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Soil his panties maybe? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Old news Guess you missed it going to Vegas and all. Or is this a BUMP. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That one dude is having way too much fun The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well that answers that question The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn you're a nosy bastard Grubby, the only question that has any relevance in this situation is the last one. What the fuck IS she doing out of the goddamn kitchen? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think you need a link to his 15 min of Fame on their somewheres. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is our children learning? Children do learn. It's been a little while since I had any skin in this game but I find it interesting that the major purchaser of textbooks here in the U.S. is the State of Texas. Therefore, our standards for acceptance have a large influence on the way textbooks are written not just for our little cowpokes but those that are sold to other states. Friday, the Texas State Board of Education agreed to new social studies standards after the far-right faction wielded its power to shape the lessons that will be taught to millions of students on American history, the U.S. free enterprise system, religion and other topics. It's been a pretty heated debate, a longtime State Board of Education member, Mary Helen Berlanga, walked out of the panel's meeting in frustration Thursday. The board had rejected an effort to include the names of two Hispanic Medal of Honor recipients and one black recipient in lessons for a world history class, but agreed to revisit the amendment for an American history class. It also approved an amendment that deletes a requirement that sociology students 'explain how institutional racism is evident in American society.'. "I mean we've already been whitewashing all of social studies up to this point and now we're doing it in sociology?" questioned Ms Berlanga, "You've got to leave some integrity in this." In dozens of votes passed over the three days, the ultra-conservatives who dominate the board nixed all but a few efforts to recognize the diversity of race and religion in Texas. The elected board rejected an attempt to ensure that children learn why the U.S. was founded on the principle of religious freedom. But, it agreeded to strengthen nods to Christianity by adding references to 'laws of nature and nature's God' in a section of U.S. history. They also agreed to strike the word "democratic" in references to the form of U.S. government, opting instead to call it a "constitutional republic." In addition to learning the Bill of Rights, the board specified a reference to the Second Amendment right to bear arms in a section about citizenship in a U.S. government class and agreed to require economics students to 'analyze the decline of the U.S. dollar including abandonment of the gold standard.' Conservatives beat back multiple attempts to include hip-hop as an example of a significant cultural movement that already includes country music. "We have been about conservatism versus liberalism," said Mavis Knight of Dallas, "We have manipulated strands to insert what we want it to be in the document, regardless as to whether or not it's appropriate." Terri Leo, a member of the powerful Christian conservatives, called the standards 'world class' and 'exceptional.' McLeroy, a 10-year board veteran, has been one of the most prolific and polarizing members. The devout Christian conservative has been adamant on several issues, including that the Christian influences of the nation's Founding Fathers are important to studying American history. In Texas alone, the board's decisions will set guideposts for teaching history and social studies to some 4.8 million K-12 students during the next 10 years. Time to buy stock in Wal*Mart The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well it won't matter in Texas what Mr Jefferson believed as Thomas Jefferson was removed from a list of figures whose writings inspired enlightenment thinking, replacing him with St. Thomas Aquinas, John Calvin and William Blackstone. Conservatives on the board wanted Jefferson removed because he coined the term "separation between church and state." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are quite a number of folk choosing home school here in Texas. Many believe that the schools are getting way too liberal. They want to make sure that their children understand that the world was created by God and that evolution is only a theory. They feel that the public school system is teaching the wrong set of values. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well right there is the rub I'm not sure of the exact workings but since Texas buys so many textbooks the publishers tend to cater to them. I'm sure any state can get its own version of the books but probably it would cost a bit more and you know how politicians are about spending extra on non-essential things like education. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm somewhat of the mind that there isn't any organized group that pulls the strings behind these 'conspiracy theories.' Instead like bird flocks, ant colonies, and bee hives perhaps there are certain individuals in positions of authority that by each acting in their own self interest bring about what appears to be organized behaviour. I'm probably just full of shit though. I noticed you quit trancing. Did you get tired? Tired like this dirty old sock? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hulk Hogan is going to be upset with you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Overheard cell conversation Girl, you won't believe! I just got a ticket. Yeah, he pulled me over said my brake light was out. It wasn't even the brake light but you know that light on the posterior side? Yeah it was that posterior light. What am i supposed to do walk around the car make sure the lights work before I go driving somewhere? And he gave me a ticket for that and for not having my insurance card. I said why you need to see my insurance? You know you can just run my plates and see I got my insurance. And he give me a ticket for it. Girl I can't keep up with those insurance cards. They be lucky I don't throw them out with the junk mail. Why he have to give me a ticket he could just give me a warning? Yeah well I know what he looks like so if he pulls me over again I'll be sure to curse him out just like I did this time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sad tale of a poor woman of color who doesn't even get paid minimum wage. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Careful, Next thing you know he'll have a 3-page rant up yelling 'WHY DO YOU ALL CARE ABOUT MY SERVER?! YOU ARE ALL ALBATROSSES AROUND MY NECK AND GENERALLY FUCKING UP MY CHI! FGSFDS! TWINKIE HOUSE HABEEB IT!' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There's an app for that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. FWD: FWD: FWD: OMG! WTF LOL! : - ) Even still, I grinned. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, generally you don't want fertilized eggs unless you want chicks. Hens don't require a rooster in order to lay. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Also fun is when people go to get in you open the door for them and then they start to get in and you shut it. You do it a couple times and it pisses them off. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not even computers are so old now, I get so tired of fuckers around my age and older that say, 'Man, computers are the way of the future.' Shit that ship already sailed. There are folks that can't even remember a time before the Internet. The new 'cool tool' rather cool toy is a fucking 3-4g phone and how old is that already? Oh and don't let me forget, TWITTER and FACEBOOK, that's where your hip and cool 'rebels' are. LOL, changing the world 140 characters at a time. Corporations aren't the new government, they have been merged so much it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins. Only thing though, it's not the cool techie companies that are running shit but boring financial and energy and communications. You lost the information wants to be free battle the day the DMCA was signed. Now information wants to be licensed. Cyberpunks are just as tired as TRON. The console cowboys are thinking they're cool because they got their prestige hacked in MW2. And Idol is fucking 54 years old. You're not edgy, you're not rebel, you're not cool. The planet has moved on and left you behind. There is only one thing left for you, Kill Yourself or rather in your 'virtual reality' terminology I should say: Initiate Self-Destruct Sequence The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You remind me of this ol' boy name of William, but everybody called him Billy. Now Billy was a good old boy but every night on his way home from work he'd stop at the bar and get totally plastered. Then he'd go home and eat his dinner and drink a little more while he watched TV. Then he'd go on to bed. Soon as he hit the pillow, he'd start cutting farts. Start off with these little ffffff-tt farts. Then he'd start going with some real bag rippers, RRRRRWWWAAAAARRRPPP! Then, just about two in the morning he'd cut a fart that would flat blow the sheets right off the bed. His wife always told him, "One of these nights Billy, you're going to fart your guts right out." And he'd say, "Ain't going to happen." Well one night, his wife was cutting up chicken to fry for dinner. And she saved the innards and skin and all. Ol' Billy he came home, drunk as usual, and ate his dinner. Then he watched some TV and directly he went on to bed. And just as soon as he hit the pillow he starts cutting farts. His wife, she went and got them chicken bits and brought them in the room and carefully slid them up under the sheets. Then she waited till nearly two then went on into the bathroom. Well it wasn't long before there was a loud fart that damn near shook the walls. She waited just a bit longer then opened the bathroom door to find Billy, sitting on the end of the bed, wide awake and stone sober. She said, "Billy? Are you alright?" Billy looked up at her and said, "Sweetheart, you've always told me that one day I would fart my guts out. Well tonight, it happened. But with the help of God and these two fingers I managed to save every damn one of 'em!" Yeah, you sure do remind me of ol' Billy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lend me your ear? To the wife, money is a lot like a nose. She likes to blow it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I enjoyed World in Conflict came out around '07. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was thinking Oh, can I haz Bubblegum Crisis? and damn if they ain't working on bringing out a live action version in 2012. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn, that's exactly what I do every time, vote for puce, also Hamster Cuddles. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not so happy when basted in Napalm She's Canadian now btw. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah. her name is Kim Phuc Wiki article The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So why can't we have a 'vote of no confidence' or is that one of them OMG! Socialist things? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I started reading posts in the Account Suspension forum on XBOX.com the other day and it's almost nothing but posts from people that were console banned playing MW2. Then that video came up with The Pro versus Itz Lupo. The unedited one I mean. Shit like that is keeping me away from anything multiplayer. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You didn't by chance get the urge to do this by browsing MeFi did you? I did my regular vacuuming and cleaning of the boxen last week. The one in the bedroom had some build up on the cpu fan and sink that puzzled me because it wasn't like the regular dust & dirt bunnies. Then I hit it with the vac and realized it was baby powder. I don't know why but I thought that was funny. I guess the cpu was chafing a bit. I used to clean out the keyboards like that when I used my model M. These days though I usually pick up a replacement at the thrift store for a couple bucks when one gets funke. They always have a DELL or HP nice and clean. I guess they clean them up because they look nearly new. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yet? You be planning something? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I KNEW that was going to set you off. I read that and even LR's post at the top and thought to myself, 'you know, MC is gonna be PISSED because they're telling him what to do again. I don't understand, man, when are they going to get it that like when you post in the Edit Que you DON'T NEED editing help like spelling and grammer and shit. You just need the meat and fucking potatoes. When will they get it that when you say you got a XEON box to be able to code to every relevant code base you don't give a shit what they THINK about it. I mean you have been doing JUST FINE without these fucks for YEARS! MAN, FUCK THESE GUYS RIGHT? FUCK EM in they ass! Treating your ass like some kind of little kid and shit. What's UP WITH THAT? I tell you man, I don't see how you can put with this shit post after post. A lesser man would've like packed up and took his ball elsewhere. But not you DAWG. You're TENACIOUS. Man, you got balls like a fucking BRASS god-damn MONKEY! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. By the way Crawford You do realize WHY the guy had the albatross around his neck in the first place RIGHT? BECAUSE HE FUCKING KILLED IT The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is one of the most RETARDED things I've heard But you have to admit, if this movement needs a POSTER CHILD, that picture of Sarah Palin in the FINE ARTICLE is it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I apologize for being so insensitive to your special needs hugin. I realize I should be more aware of the difficulties facing the differently abled. Just remember that you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not particularly, seen enough of them die in real life. The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation. --Thoreau Law never made men a whit more just; and, by means of their respect for it, even the well-disposed are daily made the agents of injustice. --Thoreau The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you *sure* he was a cop? Or was he just some random nut that called you on the phone saying he was a cop? Just curious, I am, after all an F.B.I. agent. I have a card and everything. For realz dawg! On the cool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No sweat maigne Muh card The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Shhh! That's my Super Sekret Disguise for infiltratin, instigatin and investigatin. I no turrist! I iz Patriot! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't get it either. It's stupid I still tip though, I mean I don't go and make an issue of it. It's still a stupid practice. I don't get all the threads in other forums, 'waaaa they don't pay minimum wage so I just gots to have tips!' Shit then work someplace else, damn even McDonald's pays minimum wage. Still, tipping isn't so bad because it is fairly easy to figure a tip. What I hate is sales tax. I have to figure what I'm going to buy then do the state, city and who knows what else. Also, it's not a nice easy percentage but some stupid 8.125% or some crap. It's all bull shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. More better Obamanthem Hell March The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't think they had an issue with her color I imagine it was more the fact that she is large enough to constitute a party of six by herself. Add a couple more of her friends and she's lucky they didn't hit her up for 25%! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't have any idea what it is. I'm about red heads like some fuckers are about asian girls. Although I have only ever dated real reds--and ended up marrying one of them--the effect is the same for me, true red or not. There was this woman I worked with way back when and she was a real bitch. Only did the minimum amount of work necessary, talked trash about people behind their back, always complaining about every fucking thing. I couldn't stand the cunt. One day she comes in and she had dyed her hair red. She was still a bitch but GOD DAMN, she was HOT! I tell you, I would wade through a crowd of zombies to eat me some red-haired pussy, you got that straight. Speaking of which, I was thinking the other day, it would be nice to eat a big bowl of Neapolitan pussy. You know a little chocolate, (brunette not nigra), a little vanilla, (blonde), and a little strawberry, (red-hair). The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ralph Wiggum? Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5 Theme Song Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Go Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, Kill Yourself, If I was you I wouldn't even fuck myself. I'm tired of niggas, niggas be tired. You ain't a G, I see bitch in your eyes. If you close to me then you supposed to be but most of you niggas is ho's to me. Wherever you from, the question I ask Is do you think I give a fuck? Now belittle me that. Cause you in my ghetto and dumped to hell and back. This is sinister shit now deal with that. I seen 'em come and I seen 'em go, I doubt you can show me somethin' I ain't seen before. Who's supposed to be in charge? I need to know. When I shake your hand I'll be ratin' you zero. Go get your modsub, go email your clique, I'll be right here chillin' with your bitch. You mad at me 'cause I'm postin' shit? Put the pistol to your head and enter the clip, fuck nigga! - Timbaland The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We NEED to have Operation: MILLER TIME! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So what about this Heavy Rain thing? I ain't touching ME2, ME1 puts me to sleep every time. I heard some shit about this Heavy Rain, it's not a shooter but some kind of psychological thriller game like Indigo Prophecy which I liked ok till just near the end. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A review I saw somewhere the dude said sometimes in order to get the right buttons pressed you have to hold the controller in a weird way. The developer said it was to simulate the stress and feeling that you were nearly at the end of your endurance. That doesn't sound too good. The demo is pretty cool, might be worth renting anyways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Busy guy Stancl started the New Berlin for Barack Obama group, and blogged on the my.barackobama.com website. A former altar boy and a technological whiz kid who worked at a software company while going to school. Stancl was initially charged with a dozen felonies, including repeated sexual assault of the same child, possession of child pornography, two counts each of second- and third-degree sexual assault, five counts of child enticement and one count of causing a bomb scare. In a 2004 juvenile case Stancl, then 13, was found delinquent for sexual assault of a 3-year old in a home where he was a babysitter. Stancl, in the statement of apology, said he was working hard to treat others with respect, and he learned that there is nothing wrong with being different, whether dark-skinned or gay. "I am determined to become once again a productive and law-abiding citizen," he said. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. BIGBLACK isn't too bad in the NAME dept. Unless you know, you're just ashamed to be black or something. It could have been a lot worse. It could have said WHINY PUSSY or DICK WHAD or something like that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well rusty could be on the Daily Show & MSNBC instead of Moulitsas. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't know if any of ya'll hit up FARK but this was pretty funny. Truckload of marijuana goes up in smoke More than 1,700 pounds of pot went missing during a controlled drug delivery going from Memphis to Louisville. Sources said the officers saw several vehicles pull up to the tractor-trailer parked in Louisville, leave, come back, then leave again. When they checked the contents of the truck it was empty, the sources said. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So true I was in toward the end of the Cold War, although we didn't know it at the time, it seemed then like the world would always be split between the Reds and the Blues. We had lots of 'fun' at sea with the Soviets. We would play 'chicken' with the ships to see who would change course first. They would send their Bears out to try and penetrate the battle group and we would launch Tomcats to politely escort them away. There weren't many but a few ports where vessels from both countries were welcome. So on occasion we were able to meet our adversaries. I have the highest respect for the Russian sailors. Like us, they work hard and play harder. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. - Matthew 13:12 "To he who has more will be given, and he will have an abundance. He who has not, even what he has will be taken away." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. - Mathew 10:34 "Think not that I am come to bring peace on earth: I came not to bring peace, but a sword." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sippin the Sizzurp Z-ro be chopped and screwed Durty Souf! H-Town! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Has to be heated - 1000 degrees C to do it's thang "This is by no means the first fuel cell company to promote clean energy." - Joel Makower, executive editor of Greener World Media To succeed where others have failed, he says, Bloom Energy will have to show its fuel cell technology is cheap enough for consumers while being adaptable enough for big business. Connecticut company Fuel Cell Energy has been installing fuel cell units since the 1990s, but lost $71 million last year. "People have been trying to develop fuel cell technology for the last 100 years," says Ron Pernick, cofounder and managing director of Clean Edge, a research firm focused on clean technology. "The biggest obstacle is price, price, and price." Aerospace engineer K.R. Sridhar spent close to a decade inventing the Bloom Box. It grew from a device he originally invented to produce oxygen on Mars. When NASA scrapped the Mars mission, Sridhar reversed his Mars machine, pumping oxygen in, instead of making oxygen. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That ol boy is well hung I can't even see the wires! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ask K5: Help with the Latin "Citius, Altius, Fortius" This is the motto of the Olympics and is supposed to mean 'faster, higher, stronger' I would like a similar motto but I don't know latin (except pig-latin, yeah unedumacated redneck here). If you don't mind and if it ain't too much trouble I'd like those of you who do know latin to tell me what the phrase, "Slower, Lower, Harder" would be. Yes, I am just trying to be pretentious. I tried some English to Latin machine translators but I think, looking at the dictionaries that what they give me back is something along the lines of "Retarded, Slave, Freezing" I appreciate your time and your more'n welcome to some of my internets. Feel free to Point & Laugh. Oh yeah, I like that, thanks. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're supposed to be pointing and laughing at ME! not Neemy or Nemmy or I swear I always thought it was Nimey (rhymes with LIMEY) too! See, that's why I asked here because the machine translation says that your comment means: Domestic fattened bird Perhaps Which I have an idea that is NOT what was intended. I knew that if I just relied on web translation I would end up with the latin equivalent of Engrish This is just the thing I was looking for. Thank you for going to the trouble. Also 'Bite the wax tadpole'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. New York Times articles Tax Law Was Cited in Software Engineer's Suicide Note and NEW TAX LAW THREATENS HIGH-TECH CONSULTANTS Neither one is very long. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fortunately, Lexa Doig does not. Fail that is. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't always drink Bourbon but when I do I prefer Wild Turkey 101. I'll either drink that or Tequila. I used to be a fan of Jack Daniels but I just gave up on all that after my first sip of the Turkey. 'Well, you know, he shore likes to drink that Lone Star Beer Chases it with Wild Turkey Bourbon Liquor He's got a '57 GMC Pick-up Truck With a gunrack and "A Goat Roper needs love too" sticker - Jerry Jeff Walker The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Correcting their grammer as we feast on their BRAINS! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HI GLENN! ROR The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tell him to come back, Imma kill dat nigga. This must be negro for "If that old man comes back please warn me so that I may run away with all possible speed." He be leakin' he need a AMBLAMPS! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You may as well shave it. Fortunately for you, shaved heads seem to be in style. I would recommend if you have not already done so that you consider growing a beard. At least it might lend you a distinguished air. I am of course assuming that this hair you are losing is on your head. Unfortunately for you, the hair will be the least of the problems that you will experience as you age. I never realized how painful it is getting older. There is no escaping it either, exercise helps but even still shit just starts hurting sometimes for no other reason than that the weather is changing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can have it Reliable, Cheap, Powerful. But you can only pick two of the above. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A lot of people say a lot of stupid shit. Fortunately, it doesn't mean it is true. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe they didn't replace it last time just 'tweaked' it. I don't know how they would go about doing that but I'm not a shady mechanic either. GoT will jump in here any time now though and call us both idiots, you just watch. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I watched it cuz they showed BOOBIES sometimes They showed it on PBS in Austin back in the 70's late at nite. I guess it was funny, more silliness than anything else though. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I had one for awhile and I liked drying fruit, banana chips and things like that made for good and tasty snacks. The jerky we made I didn't like much. It tasted fine but felt all wrong for jerky. I don't know, probably just me, everybody else seemed to like it ok. The deer jerky was about the only thing that was pretty decent. Meat seemed to do best cut into small potato-chip shaped slices. It would be chewy like dry sausage. It was fun for awhile but I finally gave the dehydrator away because it was just too much hassle for too little gain. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pretty fucking lazy You have to prepare the stuff, I guess you could just throw it in there but I was following recipes maybe that was my whole problem? I guess I should've just thrown a hunk a raw meat in there and hoped for the best? Oh well, doesn't matter. I'm not a gadget person anyways. I got rid of the Fry Daddy somebody gave me and the George Foreman Grilling thing. I don't have a bread maker or slap chop either. I like to keep it simple, I got a blender, a crock pot and an electric mixer that's about it in the food gadget dept. Have fun jerking your meat. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. While that is the norm, thank goodness it isn't. always the case. The women that work at AMPLE computers here in Huntsville, where I pick up parts are VERY easy on the eyes and quite knowledgeable. The one lady there I think would fit MMM's criteria, tall, blonde, blue-eyed and very umm...AMPLE. Although she's already married. However with that headset on I think BARBIE should be a little darker complected and maybe have a little red dot on her forehead. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No one is going to read all that shit they'll just wonder why they can't log into Facebook. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OMG IT'S COCKMONGLER'S DAD!!!111!! HE WILL MONGLE UR COCK! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He should be able to unload a lot of books now. Unfortunately, I thought this diary was going to discuss the upcoming reboot of DUNE. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Forgot your DEPENDS again? Clean up on aisle 3, Security, please attend to Mr. Cock. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like the word 'NIGGER' Not because I'm a racist, although according to a test recently linked to by GoT I am. No, I like the word because it is one of the few words left that has POWER. Power to piss people off, to embarrass, to invoke strong feelings in another person. SHIT and GODDAMN was worn out long ago. All the body parts, PRICK, DICK, ASSHOLE, even CUNT, just don't have the same pizazz anymore. FUCK became lame sometime after '95 I believe. And of course FAGGOT, GAY, and HOMO has just been rundown from overuse. Even that monster of words, the grandiose MOTHERFUCKER has been watered down by the hip-hop generation. NIGGER is about the only word left that you really have to watch where you use it. It is like the last true swear word we have left. The N-BOMB. So please, don't use it lightly, employ it carefully. Else wise we may not have any swear words left at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was then, this is now. And Now is a whole different world. Imagine, for instance, the response to a politician today who would come on TV and say something like, "Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country." 50 yrs ago we embarked on a project that took us to the moon in a decade. Personally, with conditions today I believe it would take us another 40yrs just to go back. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO: Write my name in the snow from 20+ stories. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I read an article from Lifehacker.com here about that. I have Buzz enabled but I haven't used it yet so my profile doesn't have the links mentioned. In edit profile I already had the Who can see this information on my profile? options unchecked. HTH The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why do folks even get car alarms? I mean when one goes off everybody freakin ignores it figuring it's just a false alarm anyways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I hear you and I can't really disagree it's like burglar bars on the house it probably stops them just because of the additional hassle. I don't agree that it would rattle their nerves. Mainly because of this clip from Bum Fights a friend of mine showed me a few years ago. Anybody like this just has no nerves to rattle. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dad always says, "A hundred years from now it ain't gonna matter nohow." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Strongly Racist Like no shit, anyways, by the numbers: Black White Strong 2 27 Moderate 4 27 Slight 6 16 Neutral: 17 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You sure you were depressed before you watched those movies and not after? Jeez. On the other thing, snow brings out the neighborliness. Back when I lived in MO for a bit it snowed and we were living on a hill. I remember everybody on the street came out to help get all the working stiffs up the hill so we could get in to work. That was a fun winter. Don't get much snow in Texas so I really didn't know how to drive very well. Hell, my wife could drive better on snow and ice than me. It was kinda O.J.T. for me, lots of fun, the pucker factor can get pretty crazy. The funniest thing didn't even happen in the car. I just went out to pick up the paper. We had gotten some rain, then snow, then sleet. Like I said, we were on a hill and when I turned around to walk back up to the porch I couldn't go nowhere. I'd take two steps forward and start sliding back about 5 feet. Thank goodness for the barb-wire fence! I had to pull myself along to the corner then switch fences and pull myself up the hill and slide down to the back door. Glad I don't have to mess with that shit no more. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Manufacturing in the PRC - How they Git-R-Done! Quality is job numbah ONE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not only the top hit but the only hit D.L. yuo need to blog moar or twitface or or whatever. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. EVERYBODY GOT SOMETHING TO HIDE 'CEPT FOR ME AND MY MONKEY! It's hard for me to get worked up over this backscatter thing simply because I could give a shit if anybody sees my junk. After all these years there has been plenty of folks gotten a view of my junk so by now it's like who cares. Still, I can understand other folks NOT wanting their junk on display and especially hot women who understand that if there ain't already there soon will be a website catering to folks who want to jack-off to backscatter images. Not to mention what the good people at 4-chan will do with thier SHOOPING and WOOPING. Still, I'm against it for the simple reason that all this shit is about control and money. The less of both the government--any government not just US--has the better. They think they are slick, telling everybody they are just trying to protect us. Shit. Everybody knows that's a bunch of shit. The only organization we need more protection from is the government itself. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HELL YEAH! I ain't too stupid either, I can and have rebuilt an engine, do brakes, rebuilt a carburetor (Rochester Quadra-Jet), tune-ups all that happy horseshit. I understand that there are even folks who consider doing these things relaxing, fun and enjoyable but I don't. I'd rather have someone else do that shit for me. But don't feel bad about jewing them boys down because they WILL rob you if you let them and they don't feel the least bit guilty either. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ONLY IF YOU SAID YOU WERE ALSO THE P.E. COACH. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I too will be in Vegas sometime around mid-March perhaps we will see one another. Probably we will not, I imagine there will be a lot of folks there. I was thinking about taking the train this time to bypass all the airline bullshit. I have not taken the train before so I thought it might be interesting maybe even fun. Unfortunately, I learned the train doesn't run direct to LV so I would have to ride the bus from AZ to NV. Fuck that! Instead I'm just going to mail my electronicals and anything that the good airline folks might be tempted to confiscate or steal. I'll travel lean and mean since it's a direct flight from Houston. Good luck or break a leg whichever the case may be. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Last night I dreamed about a house a haunted house. Moving through the house was similar to an RPG in that every ghost, spider, liche, etc. had a specific task one had to perform in order to vanquish that particular boogie. For example the first ghostie I had to go find a book in the library that contained a rusty key which unlocked a chest in the attic which contained a sword. When I returned the sword to the ghostie he was satisfied and at peace and went away. After 'beating' the house I rode a bike to another town where a disaster had taken place. I met up with another man much younger than myself and we began assisting the victims of the disaster. It wasn't long however before he and I started to 'compete' with each other as to how many people we assisted, how many victims we saved with first aid, how much food and water we distributed, etc.. He was slightly ahead of me when word came that a dam upstream had collapsed and everyone was told they must evacuate. The closest 'safe' place was the haunted house. I raced back to the house where it seems all the traps had reset themselves. This time though I already knew what to do based on my previous experience so for instance I didn't even bother confronting the first ghost until I already had collected the sword. I also set my own 'traps' for the other guy to slow him down. When I completed the house for the second time I went to meet the guy in the dining room to gloat over my 'win'. Instead of the guy though, there was a woman. She told me that she had purchased the house by paying the back taxes owed on the property. She thanked me for getting rid of the spooks and shit because it had saved her a ton of money on exorcism fees but that it was now her property so could I please get the fuck out of her house. By the way, she told me as I was leaving, I would receive a bill for any damages done to the home during my ghostie vanquishing. Some other minor shit occurred after that, mostly me just walking along a hillside looking over the town but I woke up pretty soon after that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am enlightened The Hanged Man, his countenance always peaceful, never suffering. Sometimes his hands are bound, sometimes they dangle. Sometimes copper coins fall out of his pockets or hands. He is The Fool who settled beneath a tree, intent on finding his spiritual self. There he stayed for nine days, without eating, barely moving. On the ninth day, with no conscious thought of why, he climbed a branch and dangled upside down like a child, giving up for a moment, all that he is, wants, knows or cares about. Copper coins fell from his pockets and as he gazed down on them - seeing them not as money but only as round bits of metal - everything suddenly changed perspective. He felt as if he was hanging between the mundane world and the spiritual world, able to see both. It was a dazzling moment, dreamlike yet crystal clear. Connections he never understood before were made, mysteries were revealed. But timeless as this moment of clarity seemed, he realized that it would not last. Very soon, he must right himself, and when he does, things will be different. He will have to act on what he's learned. For now, however, he just hangs, weightless as if underwater, observing, absorbing, seeing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. TOO MUCH TIME ON PPLS HANDS THESE DAYS IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS WE DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT ABORTION CUZ THE LIL FUCKERS RARELY MADE IT PAST THE AGE OF 5 AND WE DIDN'T WORRY ABOUT PEDOS CUZ SOON AS YOU HIT PUBERTY YOU DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME SO YOU BEST START BREEDIN QUICK LIKE. WE DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THE DAMN CHILDREN OTHER THAN THAT THEY BETTER GIT THEY ASS UP OUTTA BED AND GIT TO WORK A'FORE I GIT THE SWITCH PEOPLE NOWADAYS GOT TOO DAMN MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS, WE WERE TOO DAMN BUSY JUST TRYIN TO SURVIVE EACH DAY TO BE DEPRESSED OR TRYIN TO TROLL ALL THE DAMN TIME. YOU JUST NEED TO GIT BUSY AND GIT YOUR ASS TO WORK AND IF YOU'RE TOO OLD TO WORK THEN IT'S ABOUT TIME FER YOU TO DIE. FOR DUST THOU ART AND UNTO DUST THOU SHALT RETURN. AND ALL YE ART IS DUST IN THE WIND The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know, whenever shit hit the fan there was always some nice, juicy, dark-humor, tasteless jokes floating around in the aftermath. Nearly a month has gone by since this last disaster and I haven't seen joke one, nothing in FWDs, nothing in the forums, nothing. This is a sure sign of the Apocalypse. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know Bush, even though he was a lame duck facing a Dem majority was STILL able to get done whatever the fuck he wanted done up to the last day. This boy can't even pass gas with a super-majority. Go ahead, you can say 'I TOLD you so!' because it sure is deserved. At least he doesn't have to worry about his place in history, he will always have the 'First African American President of the United States' achievement. I just bet though it will be a LONG damn time before any minority ever has a shot at it again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If they agree to ship their uranium to Israel, I'm sure the Israelis would be more than happy to process it and send it back ; ) Oh the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air made me cov-er my ass as the sand turned to glass The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you go there could be trouble. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Properly prepared, horsecock is a delicacy in many cultures. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you took the time to bother to stuff a collapsible, shoulder-launch, RPG in your butt, don't you think you'd fire it? Wouldn't you feel just a little let down if you didn't? Why would you put it up there in the first place? What are we doing messing with the mob, who are correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they're gonna pour boxes of bullets in your butt? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Here's something special Just for you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have a very nice lawn but I do not mow it. I don't think I've mowed my own lawn in over 5yrs. It is very relaxing to play video games while listening to Juan and Co. running the rider and the weedeaters. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I always thought you were intended to buy that and flip it on the street to suckers. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dude I know ordered some of that and some salvia just to see what it was like. Those buds look real if the light is dim, they have red hairs and all that but it's herbs and shit. No visit from ATF or anything like that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Juan says he'd be glad to do that for you for just $2.75/hr plus beans & rice. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It does, and is probably better for it. I mean, seriously, Robert Downey Jr as Holmes? Yeah right. In fact it is like the exact opposite of 'This story is true but the names were changed, etc.' in that the only thing they kept were the names but I enjoyed it more than I thought. Still, it's a rental or rather 'tor-rental'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Some movie on tv yesterday when I came in to warm up. Guy says 'You look unhappy' Girl says 'Yeah, I'm unhappy, but you're too concerned with your project and your job. If you really want to know, why don't you just try asking.' Guy says 'Ok, what is the problem?' Girl says 'I don't want to talk about it.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I watched some and one thing is beginning to annoy me and that is how he always starts shit off with well, you know I inherited this big pile of shit and you know, X was not my fault because my policy had not gone into effect. Ok dude, we all know you got the short end of the stick but you're going to have to quit pointing fingers and take ownership of this shit pretty damn soon. MSNBC also had some kinda thing going on about it and I love watching Olbermann but god-damn they were sucking that cock HARD. Him and Rachael and Chris 'I forgot he was black' Mathews. Jesus, it was just embarrassing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. iPad sounds like a product from Kotex The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Old people confused by windows don't buy apple they are buying huge ass flat screen hdtv's and hooking them up to basic cable. Old people confused by windows are still running Windows ME on five year old celerons from Dell & HP. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There was a time before that folks were looking for a change in politics as usual and we pinned our hopes on an unassuming peanut farmer from Georgia. His tenure was a time of continuing inflation and recession, as well as an energy crisis. He bailed out a major auto company and was pretty much a supreme failtard as a president. I remember well the gas prices going up daily, sometimes hourly, rationing and price wars. Before he took office you could buy a good bit of groceries for $10. Afterwards, you couldn't fill a single damn shopping bag with $10. Unfortunately, I believe that we have done it again. As for that list you put up there at the top of the page, I think that is pretty much the prerequisites for even wanting the job in the first place. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Too bad you didn't have an ALICE in your drawers totally self-defense, totally. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Little Debbie has a snack for you! That's what it said, right there on the damn box. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like reddit's version much better. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I bought a scratch-off once and won $5 I quit after that because I figured I was way ahead of the game already. When the lottery came to Texas my dad called and asked me if I could write him a program that would simulate the ball-machine on TV and figure out how many tickets he would have to buy in order to 'guarantee' that one of them would be a winning ticket. A guy on the next block over won like $50k on a scratch-off and got himself a nice truck but other than that the most I've ever seen is like 20 bucks. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I rather enjoyed 'Randy and the Mob' about a good ol' southern boy who gets in trouble with a mafia loan shark and they send hitman Tino Armani in to set things right so Randy has to get help from his estranged identical-twin gay brother. Randy is a dick, Tino is just fucking crazy and the whole thing is pretty durn funny. They make a lot of fun poking at southern stereotypes. I got 500 Days for the wife but I ain't seen it, I'll watch Brothers Bloom this weekend because my son told me it was good. The last really funny movie I watched before 'Randy' was 'Smiley Face' which came out in '07 but I just recently saw it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Willie, Waylon, David Allen Coe, Bocephus The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Evidently, around 4TB of RAW porn and stitched together panoramas of the goatse hole. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I believe you made a typo. That last 'wer' should be a period. amirite? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. then why would he like her. nobody likes lawyers unless they're good lays. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. tagline: No matter what we do to kill it it just won't die. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ol' Bill-O was sure trying hard to get into Sarah's panties. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Everytime someone says that to me I shove a fence post up their ass. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Doesn't your local bank reimburse you for atm fees ? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Here's your chance to be the next big netbillion- aire. Set up a site Rate My Scan or Backscat or some such. It'll be like the Smoking Gun. Celebrity Scans! And there is no lead brick. TSA will give you NOTHING, they don't exist for your convenience, asking for anything to 'cover up' is like asking for a full body enhanced rendition cavity probe. What do you have to hide comrade citizen? Bend over citizen! You feel that? THAT's what FREEDOM feels like! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ha! InfraGard, man I'm in the MegaGard Platinum Program with Emergency right to Eminent Domain anything that gets in my way. No Shit! Got my card right here! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm going to load Gay Tony up this weekend! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why are you watching ellen, are you a woman or on welfare? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah. okay, Did your choice win? I don't much care for those shows myself, they remind me of those end-of-the-year company get-togethers. Unfortunately, my wife has become a big fan of Ellen. I would be jealous except I think it's just because she thinks Ellen is going to knock on her door someday and give her a load of cash and a new car. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know, IE had that error page that came up sometime around ver 4 or 5 I believe, and my family/friends always thought it was their computer that wasn't working. Anyways, I don't like all this 'let's make it safe for aged grandmothers and children' kind of thinking. That is a part of what is wrong with our world today. Grandma needs to get with the program and quit expecting everybody to hold her freaking hand. MY grandma would've hacked the site and fixed the shit herself just as soon as she changed the oil in the car, patched the roof, fed the chickens and hung out the wash. Grandmothers these days, man, they can barely manage to cross the damn street. I tell you what. And why didn't grandfather do all that for her? Cause he was over fighting fucking Hitler that's why*. *actually fighting TOJO on Corregidor but we're talking Hitler here. Anyways, them grandmothers and grandfathers kicked ass and took names and didn't sweat a little SQL error. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. First they get them installed in the airport Next they'll be in the courthouse. Before long they'll be installed at the schools. After a while it'll be common to hear, "Thank you for shopping, please step through our Inventory Control Backscatter system." But whatever it takes as long as it keeps us safe though right? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't think so sye I think foot-binding and a lot of that other crazy stuff (corsets, bustles, min-skirts, thongs, etc.) were women's ideas thinking that by doing so it would please their man or intended man. You can't blame us for y'alls weird thinking. Most decent guys would be happy if you just brought us a beer every now and then. Still, I'd rub your feet for ya. ; ) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The more interesting question is asked in the side bar. "Is the G-Spot fact or fiction?" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars. - Benjamin Franklin The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I used to know a girl what drank vodka She had to quit though, because while she claimed she didn't get a hangover either, she said she always woke up the next day with a terribly sore pussy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Music is my sanctuary Music is my blanket I see only what I wanna see I'll be only what I wanna be My blanket covers me The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah ain't there some superstion you have to eat some sorta crap to ensure a prosperous new year? Ham & black-eyed peas or something. Eh, fuck that, I'll be eating a Mexican. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand the Chinese call it The Year of the Metal Tiger, which with the news lately seems somewhat appropriate. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not drinking tonite but enjoying a fine smoke and watching the folks down the street trying to pop firecrackers. It's a little misty right now, it was raining earlier. Happy Nude Year everybody! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sure they do but we won't really know until sometime around 2020. I mean the 70's stereotype didn't gell until like the late 80's. Just like everybody was wondering what this last decade would even be called, the naughts, the oughts, the 2k's, etc right around 199x-2001. It's hard to figure when you're right in the middle of them. I trust they'll figure something out. Most likely it will be something embarrassing. I figure that shaved heads, homosexuality, Purell, Twitter, and Paris Hilton will feature prominently. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Interesting I had heard of the 'ME' generation but was of the impression that it pertained mostly to the 80's decade and epitomized by the 'Yuppie' poster-boy, Alex P. Keaton. Of course that is definitely my self-centered American view of history. I don't really know about hedonism or EST but the 70's were ALL about dope and disco from my POV. 'Dazed and Confused' certainly seemed to nail the decade. But that may just be my bias since it seems it was based on some ol' boys here in Huntsville. Also, I was watching the movie 'The Box' and damn if they didn't have the 70's look down. I will always think of the 70's as big-haired and avocado colored. The 80's were awesome. I spent a good part of that decade overseas. Cocaine, cash, and cars. Again this is all my from my own personal view. I'm just not that culturally wired I guess. Also perhaps down south we might have a bit of a delayed effect. The symbol of these last ten years seems to be FEAR. Fear of terrorism, fear of germs, fear of the other. Perhaps we have no Bee Gees and in their place just a nameless and featureless American Idol. Our shallow mascots being Rush, Paris and Shia Labeouf. I can only hope that this next decade sees the pendulum swinging the other way to something akin to a reboot of the 'Roaring 20's'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know what to say, that's pretty rough. I can't even begin to imagine what it would be like. I looked at that video simulation of what a visit to the pharmacy is like for someone suffering from paranoid schizophrenia and I just can't imagine being able to deal with that. I've been strung out before but I have an idea it just isn't the same. Although, '82 was pretty insane in itself. While you were losing your mind I was over in Beirut, Lebanon "peace-keeping" courtesy of Ronald Reagan. I became a Shellback that same year. Much later on in that decade my son was born. At the ass-end of the decade I started getting into computers and programming but I got into some trouble and had to leave the state for awhile. Yeah the 80's were one hell of a ride for the both of us I reckon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you notice how in 'Drag Me to Hell' all the visual stuff was really comical and the 'spooky' stuff was all audio? I thoroughly enjoyed that film. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cool Story Br...uh...well anyways, cool story ; ) Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't know anything about your boy there I just wish the president would follow the advice of the people who elected him and pull the fuck out. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Magnificient, am I not? Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sup! Happy Birthday Is this you? So what you gonna do 'bout that bitch what be throwin' your boy around? Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Holy Conspicuous Consumption in the Temple of Walmart. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscio You have a belt to hold up your Chinos do you knot ? Remember that there are plenty more pants hanging on the clothes-rod and sometimes we have to throw the old trousers away even though they were our favorite pair. That or take a knife and cut them up into rags for polishing things and wiping up spills. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Elton will not be happy until I bang on his door in the middle of the night saying, 'Please, please help me, Elton.' I've got some great stuff, and I don't know whether I should release it or hold on to it. The handful of times a year it's bloody warm enough, I'll do it. I'll do it on a nice summer evening. Quite often there are campfires up there. It's a much nicer place to get some. -from g. michael Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No good take-away dialog like, "I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit . . . "They're dead, alright, can we go now? "I like to keep this for close encounters . . . Fucking blue elves flying around on dragons if it WEREN'T for the OO-AH special effects this film would barely get a B. This is no Sci-Fi film, this is pure Fantasy. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't want no elves and shit in my pew-pew, swooosh! space operas dawg! Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOLing at 10 years since the birth of the Internet A blowjob and a line, beats a hug anytime. OH LOOK A SHINY THING! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. *Especially* leopards with cleavage. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. What has it gots in it's pocketsessss? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I guess that's why they want subs to turn the crap into scrap. "Been all around the world Don't nothin' bother me Ya know I've seen everything little girl Everything but the bottom of the sea." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I just saw this at FARK under the headline "Jesus prepares to receive Oral" which is pretty funny. Ain't he the one that was visited by a 190' Jesus? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I think Keith Olbermann has a raging hard-on for you. I think he would like to have a threesome with you and Rush. He is using Rachael to distract you. Watch your back. You're about to be 'HARDBALL-ED' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Rush / Beck '12 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I believe you are mistaken. It is not that the shoes smell like weed, rather it is that the weed you are smoking that smells like old feet. Find a new dealer, unless the weed is some serious dank shit in which case, most excellent dude! Party On! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Because YOU keep buying that crap. DUH The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Things never change I was all hyped over the cover but it didn't look anything like that at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Cold'r'n a well-diggers' ass or a witch's titty. It never snows here. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Aw hell I google-eyed that and I don't believe it either. My favorite brass monkey weather. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. War is good for POPulation control but you have to keep at it, you know perpetual war. Otherwise, when the boys come home they start making up for lost time. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Comic Book Guy says, 'Klingon: Old & Busted, New Hotness.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. That's some gangsta dope shit right there dawg. Put that shit to some Gotti beatz The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Hey, I populate Digg and I don't believe that. There are some folks on there that get off on the DRAMA, just like some folks at Wikipedia or Slashdot and any other bigg online community. I agree with you on your second point though. The system is rigged. But who gives a shit? It's just some shit to read when you're bored. Like FARK. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. CLEANUP ON AISLE NINE! "Can you believe this? Somebody just left this mess right here. Right in front of God and Everybody!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I don't know about any conspiracy I'll tell you though that in this DEEP RED state I regularly hear people down at the Post Office and up at the Courthouse talking about how bright and intelligent that Sarah Palin is and how nice if she could find a good strong God-fearing man like that Glenn Beck to run for Office with. Around here Glen Beck is a HERO. Rush is like John the Baptist. I mean I speak to people, educated people, that seriously will tell you that Obama isn't legally the Commander in Chief. It is just insane, really, the stuff that some people will swallow without any thought. Makes me wonder sometimes if I haven't slipped into MC's Looking Glass. "Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Sears Catalog The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. They taste just like cinnamon dawg. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. They feed me, I feed them - it's a symbiotic relationship. And strictly platonic. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Disney sure has gone downhill that short was pretty funny, it had me laughing anyway. Quite a change from what they produce today. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Marion: Getting the money's not the problem Harry. Harry Goldfarb: Then what's the problem? Marion: I don't know what I'm going to have to do to get it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Those aren't bad dreams those are the AWESOME dreams. I LOVE those dreams. The bad dreams are the ones where I'm looking at wallpaper samples with my mother-in-law. Now THAT is a fucking BAD dream. Hey did you have that one where the aliens invaded? SWEET! It was like so fucking cool when we afro-engineered that flame thrower in the bed of the pick-up truck and hauled ass through town setting those bastards on fire. Then that fucker with the ray thing blew the wheels out from under us and we barely escaped with our lives. Now that was a fucking cool ass dream. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. He's still good for another round. I mean what would they do? Say he's NOT going to run and try to put Biden forward? I still believe a McCain / Palin administration would've been an even bigger night mare. Still I just don't know what the fuck they are thinking. Pelosi with her legs spread wide, and that nigger whip that just smiles and says "everything's all good" with his damn dick in his hand. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. NAIR The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. After some contemplation and reading through the lr / b. vinigga convo, I figure that doing 'something good' is definitely NOT the way to be remembered. Rather it seems that in order to be remembered one would attempt to be a monumentally, world-class asshole on an epic scale. Think about it, in 100 years how many people do you think will remember Mother Theresa? How many will remember Adolf Hitler? Perhaps your goal should be to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. So what profit would a man gain if he were to have the whole world yet lose his soul? What can a man give in exchange for his soul? For the Son of Man is going to come in his Father's glory with his angels, and then he will reward each person according to what he has done. Channel, first one would have to believe that one has a soul and that this soul is immortal. Then one would have to believe that there is one who would judge. It makes no sense for a person who believes in his continued existence after death to be concerned about being remembered. It only makes sense for those who live in the world to concern themselves with mortality. If you are not of the world then you will understand. If you know him because he lives with you and is in you then there is no problem for you will obey the teaching and not be lead astray. You will do this not out of fear but out of love. I'm not at all concerned that MDC will suddenly raise an army to go a-conquering so I will not concern myself with the possible state of his soul. Further I highly doubt that any who would want to be remembered that way would let a little thing like the threat of eternal damnation hold them back. In fact I think they would probably laugh in your face where you to mention it. Probably just before they had you shot. In the words of Lazarus Long, 'One mans theology is another mans belly laugh' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. K5 Theme Song I know there's a place you walked Where shit falls from the trees My heart is like 2 girls and 1 cup I only feel right on my knees I spit words out like a goatse hole Yet still recieve y'alls kiss How can I measure up to anyone tho' After getting a <3 from cdiss? Who are you? Who, who, who, who? Ah who the fuck you? Who, who, who, who? 'Cause I really wanna know I really wanna know Come on tell me who are you, you, you Ah you. Drugs may play a role. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. THIS is the reason why pizza delivery was invented The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. And it really won't make a difference. BeOS was some hot shit in it's day. I can't say it was revolutionary but it was slightly ahead of it's time and woulda, shoulda, coulda been a serious contender to Windows. Much more than the various flavors of Linux at any rate. I know I was a believer and I convinced more than a few Windows users to try R5. Unfortunately, Microsoft being Microsoft played dirty pool, leveraging their virtual monopoly in the PC arena to smother Be. In addition, Gassee and company made some rather dumb decisions wrt to Apple et al. and that was the end of it. I understand the Amiga was a hot shit computer system for its day. (I can't say personally because at the time I was an Atari ST fanboi.) The Amiga also suffered from poor and rather short-sighted management decisions. They resurrected it later but it never caught on because its day had passed. All the hot-shit things it could do now every machine could do as well. Same thing is going to happen to Haiku. All the really cool stuff it can do is not going to make much difference because everybody else can do the same stuff, cheaper and with less of an end user hassle. We know from past experience that just because something may be technically superior doesn't make it commercially superior and without that then it's nothing much more than a niche or a hobby. Even Linux, the 'darling' OS. The David to Microsoft's Goliath really didn't gain traction until big players like IBM got onboard. Even then it took quite some time before it started being taken seriously outside the server room. Now this is not to dissuade you from working on Haiku. I'm not trying to say that you're wasting your time or anything like that. On the contrary, I fully encourage it. Have fun, that's what it is all about really. At least it used to be. Programming wasn't always about the bottom line it was about exploration, discovery, and scratching that itch. I just can't agree with you that Haiku will be a 'huge hit' however. Now on the subject of what will become a huge hit, the next BIG thing, the WINDOWS KILLAH so to speak. I think the things that are being done with these lite weight OS's, like Chrome OS and the like are very interesting. Moving again toward the idea of The Internet as the computer. I don't feel like Chrome OS itself is the next big thing but possibly something similar. The idea (Of the Net as Computer) scared Bill Gates enough when Netscape was just thinking about it for him to bring the full might and power of Microsoft to bear against it. That was even before broadband was readily available to or even desired by Joe Sixpack. Yes, it has been tried before of course but the landscape was different then. I think the time is right for a simple, lite-weight OS that is designed from the ground up with social-networking and sharing as a primary focus. An OS that takes networking and peering for granted. An OS that stores files online, that perhaps doesn't just run processes on its own cpu but passes them around to any cpu available on the network. Whether that is a good thing, or even a desirable thing over all I can't say. I can see something like that becoming very popular though. Good luck with your driver. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It is more likely to be a SCAM operation than a sting. That picture in her profile probably came from a porn site or somebodies myspace and the 22yo 'student' is probably a 40yo dude. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Dude quit cryin, you got exactly what you paid for It ain't that bad. It could've been a lot worse. Like maybe NMC Y'all. Now that would've really sucked. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Sounds good. I believe a period of aprox 25 hrs of 'day' and 12-16 hrs of 'night' would be about right. But that is just me, I doubt you could get any consensus on the matter. We probably have the technology today to be able to eliminate night all together. I'm talking about orbital mirrors and the like. I doubt it would be very expensive either, probably cheaper than fighting two wars. Of course the cost of the environmental impact might be a little steep. I'm sure that Nature would be able to adapt eventually but climate wise it might get rough. Another solution might be modafinil (Provigil) and similar drugs. Obviously it would be easier and cheaper to modify people than it would be to modify the environment. A problem of course is not knowing what the long term effects might be. Although that seldom has stopped us before. I agree though that days are too short and it's not the 24 hr cycle either, because not only do we need more than 12 hrs of daylight but our bodies need to be able to function for longer periods without having to go into a temporary coma every 16 hrs or so. Human life expectancy is just too damn short to be wasting all that time on sleep. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I see you done made SOMEBODY horny. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Wait what? Deep Impact 2? I'm like the first one was so bad they didn't make a sequel did they? Oh wait, Danny Glover, you must mean that 2012 then. I Arrr'd it for the wife, she's seen it twice now. Maybe it's a chick thing. Who knows. I liked this version ok. It is MUCH shorter anyways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. ur wife's cock rate 2 if larger than this BTW that was a mean trick to play on me. I was nearly about to get out the tissues till I realized HEY WHERE IS NIPPLE? Worser than that though, I'm thinkin' I might know them people. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I hear ya, 3 hrs of shit for 5 min of pleasure. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. There is always USENET Also private trackers. I don't really keep up with the p2p tech anymore but I hear buzz about DHT and MAGNET Links. I don't worry about it much. On the one hand I don't expect the free ride to go on forever. On the other hand I don't expect TPTB to completely prevail either. Somewhere in there is going to be a happy medium. I may be wrong though. I look at the age we are living in with liberal access to nearly no-cost entertainment as similar to when people could purchase narcotics OTC. I see things like Hulu and Netflix as a step in the right direction. Thing is though, they can't really put the cat back in the bag. That is a given. I mean, I know people who can barely operate a universal remote who are DL'ing torrents. Actually, Google itself is a pretty good source for torrents. Once you have the .torrent file with DHT you don't need a tracker anymore right? Some discussion, moaning and gnashing of teeth over here. OUCH is right though. If I get drunk I'm usually throwing furniture. I guess that could be considered moving it? Either way, be careful. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. No alcholol? Musta been some Purple Drank. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Are you a bitch? You seem more than a little bit bitchy to me. Bitch. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Borrow your mom's vacuum cleaner The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. This cookie exercise could possibly have been lulzier however I think we need a larger sample perhaps. Is It Wrong To Sleep With Your Sister? C is for Cookie That's good enough for me! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Souf'side We rollz on choppaz. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I have been having good results using the web site Lifehacker.com when looking for links to useful software over just searching on Google. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It happens Good friend of mine, he went away periodically for Reserve training. Folks started asking him who that dude was driving his truck when he was gone. He finally got a clue and caught his old lady with the bag-boy from the Piggly-Wiggly. An extremely messy divorce ensued and it really screwed up his head. I tried to be supportive but he went way 'round the bend. Told me he heard Satan talking to him from the stereo. I told him he needed to get some help but he decided to go into some Jesus camp. I talked to him a few times after he come out but he just wasn't the same anymore. I've had friends over the years that got heavy into drugs and alcohol. I'm ok with most anything in moderation but when friends start lying to you and trying to manipulate you then it just isn't healthy anymore. Just put some space between you and them. If it really is a problem with the other person then your mutual friends will know the score and won't think bad of you, they'll usually understand. On the other hand if you gossip about or trash talk your ex-friend then you're likely to get negative responses and might even have some of your mutuals turn on you. It may be that just giving your friend the shoulder might even help 'fix' the problem. I've had friends that I disassociated with that didn't realize their behavior was causing problems and after a little cooling off time we were able to work things out. One thing I learned awhile back though is to be honest about how you feel. Don't say anything to your mutual friends that you wouldn't say right to your friends face. I guarantee that anything you say about this woman will get back to her sooner or later and probably sooner. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Look, If you're born Scottish you get to wear a kilt. It's heritage. If you're born English you get to have bad teeth. It's heritage. And if, like me, you're born a TEXAN, you get to wear a cowboy hat and shit kickers. It's heritage. Now, as far as the taking seriously part. Well, I wouldn't take anybody from Texas seriously. Including Ron Paul or G.W.Bush or Delay or any of 'em. Whether they was wearing a cowboy hat or not. You know what the difference is between a blue-eyed Texan and a brown-eyed Texan is don't ya? The blue-eyed Texan is only HALF full of shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You know, you are absolutely right. I think Americans would look just great in fatigues. And what better way to instill that "community spirit" than for everyone to live in a big tent or barracks with a nice warm bunk, one pillow, a sheet and a wool blanket. We can get rid of those McDonalds, and BK's and all that, instead we just get into line for chow. UMMMM, dehydrated potatoes, mystery meat, some over-stewed veggies and a nice big dollop of instant pudding! Plus all the powdered milk and coffee you can drink! GODDAMN! Brings back the memories, United Soviet America FUCK YEAH! HOOYAH! USA! USA! USA! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Lame troll is lame If you really want to get folks riled up, post about that Global Warming e-mail thing. Usually only religious stuff gets that kind of response. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. The 1956 Troll by Troll Plastik & Bilindustri of Lunde, Norway That Zoe is kinda sexy for a French car. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Yahoo! Mail! Spam! Filters! Are! The! Shit! Gmail filters are ok also I guess. I know, I know, you have some reason that you MUST use your own mail client and anything less would alter the fabric of the universe. That's cool. I'm not telling you what to do or use, GOD FORBID I cause you any MENTAL STRESS from making a suggestion. I'm just saying that I really like Yahoo! Mail and I don't mind telling people. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Sorry he is off limits to you but there are still plenty of Representatives that swing your way. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Hello Dr Tom Cruise! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I don't disagree with your statement about a guilty conscience proving you have a soul. What I do disagree with is your statement that psychopathic murderers know they are doing bad things and feel awful guilt. From what I understand, folks like Ted Bundy and others feel absolutely no guilt whatsoever. On the contrary, from what I have read psychopaths don't even identify with their victims at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. WIPO: CRUCIFIXION Also, circumcision, human sacrifice, and burning at the stake. Those priests really know how to party. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Stick Apart sometimes gives twos This schtick is going to get old faster than A BARREL ROLL. A BARREL ROLL? A BARREL ROLL A BARREL ROLL A BARREL ROLL A BARREL ROLL? A BARREL ROLL YEAH YEAH YEAH . . . Anyways, I sometimes wish that there was like a STAR or something that was LIMITED, like you only get so many a Year. Because, not often, but every once in a great while, there will come a comment that really deserves a STAR. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. That looks almost like a terrorist 'Fist Bump' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I HOPE You THAW your turkey COMPLETELY 1st If you don't have time for this, then please have Hires camera handy so we can all share the lulz. I will not be frying turkey, I have never fried turkey and I don't imagine I ever will. I think it is all a FAD. Truth be told I really do not even LIKE turkey but the wife wants turkey so there will be some turkey available. The secret of good turkey is to soak it in brine for a bit and put something under it so it doesn't sit in its own grease. Then just keep an eye on it. BBQ turkey is also very good but I won't be going to that much trouble this year because the nest is empty and I figure I'll just be cooking for me and the wife and probably dad. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Sorry GoT, I didn't really intend to mean YOU although I see that is what I posted, I wouldn't figure that you, yourself would go and do a damn fool thing like not thawing it out. I was really meaning more the collective you or ya'll to serve as a warning. I remember a couple thanksgivings back when deep-fried turkeys were all the rage, this old boy out here in the piney woods he was going to fry himself a turkey good. Now he did thaw the turkey some but it wasn't thawed all the way through. What was worse is that he was out there with no shirt and a pair of cut-off jeans. Imagine Santa Clause without a shirt and a beer in his hand and you probably got the picture. I wasn't right there, we were up the road a bit but we could see him in the yard. He put that turkey in and everything was fine for a bit. Then KA-GODAMN-BLOOEY and there was smoke and fire and turkey and well it was just a god-damn mess. He actually came out alright eventually. It didn't get to his face at all but his belly and chest are still scarred up. Anyways, you have fun with yours and have a good holiday. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Brining adds moisture and flavor. It helps to keep it from drying out during cooking. To make the brine, mix 1 cup of table salt to 1 gallon of water. Make sure that the salt is completely dissolved before adding any seasonings you like and don't add seasonings that contain salt. Place the turkey in a container and pour in enough brine to completely cover the turkey with an inch or two to spare. You do not want any part of the turkey above the surface of the brine. Put the whole thing in the refrigerator and let it set for about 1hr / lb. Then cook it however you like, roast, smoke, grill, whatever. I've been doing this over 5 or 6 years now and the bird always comes out perfect and moist. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. So what particular issues would you like Sarah to bring to the office? Woman: 'Oh Geez, uh help me out here guyz' What specific policies of hers . . . Another woman: 'I can't think of any right off the bat.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Borrow your mom's vacuum cleaner to clean that shit out. Lots of dust where I live so I go over my machines with a ShopVac periodically. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Also, I don't know what DK4 Bloo means about pipes either unless maybe he is referring to the rendering pipeline but you can get a package of rendering pipeline cleaners at your local computer hobbyist store for like a buck-and-change. Don't use regular pipe cleaners, you have to get the ones with the fuzzy tips to get into all the little crevices where the polys tend to stick. Just ask at the store, they'll be glad to help you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Not tonight dear, I have a headache. Tomorrow is Monday, which for the few not on unemployment or disability means getting to go to a soul-sucking job as a cog in a faceless corporate machine. Still, a few lucky people get to look forward to a day filled with interesting projects like ramming an electric probe up an animal's rectum. Believe it or not, this is just one of the many interesting jobs available. And hey, as long as you're going to give a pig a reach-around anyway, you might as well be protected. Right? Now I hate to admit but my carbon footprint is like the size of Jupiter or something like that. However, if you're the type to 'Go Green' but don't want to give up style and class take a look at this Amish Luxury Wagon. How many cases of Pomegrante 7-Up can you fit in that! Which makes me wonder, what do they do with their old worn out anvils? WIPO: VAN, A BIG MOTHERFUCKING VAN not those gay FWD minivans. No not one of those Hippy Vans either with Shag carpet and wood paneling on the inside. I'm talking a MAN's van with nice comfortable chairs. One with a DVD player and a seat in the back that folds down into a bed. A van that has curtains on the windows and a luggage carrier on top. A van with three hundred and fifty cubic inches of God Made motor under the hood ready and willing to deliver my fat ass to whatever destination I desire. FREE CANDY! sign optional. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It's weird seeing the top articles in that list What I think is really weird though is who is reefering / linking here. Also I don't see Crawford in that list anywhere which I think is mighty strange. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I think you're thinking of The Sims GTA3 was all about managing your nigger's weight. Is dat sum cluck-n bell chickenz? Oh shit now I gots to go to the gym and run on da treadmile! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Zombie Ed McMahon and the Undead Prize Patrol is almost at your door! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I figured you called it bharat because that's the sound a wet fart makes. So who has the site thisplacehasno.info? You linked to it in a comment. Also, I don't know, how fucking stupid is this Corey person? Let's find out. Dude: Corey is SO fucking stupid . . . Crowd: How stupid is he? Dude: Corey is so fucking stupid ____ (reply to this comment with the answer) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Does he mean Ron Jeremy maybe? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Said the man who has a garden. How many head of cattle have you wrangled there son? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I was out deer hunting one time and I heard a shot, then directly I hear a bunch of arguing. I made my way carefully towards the ruckus and peered through the brush to see a cowboy standing over a dead horse while another hunter held a rifle on him. I heard the cowboy tell the hunter, "Alright mister, settle down. It's YOUR deer alright? Would you mind though if get my saddle off him first?" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Don't forget to use MONSTER Cables too. Right? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Question - Are we talking REAL butter or margarine? I ask because around here very few people that I know use real butter. Which is weird in a way because it's mostly rural and lots of folks have chickens so they can have fresh eggs and it isn't difficult to get real milk or really any good farm-fresh product. Still most everybody uses margarine although they will call it butter. I really don't care for the taste of real butter and I think that is probably because I grew up using margarine rather than butter. Margarine stays in the ice box because in the store they keep it refrigerated so I do too. I never really thought about it. I keep condiments like ketchup and mustard in the fridge also although I know they don't need to be. Peanut butter now, that has got to be kept outside. I don't know why people keep putting my peanut butter in the damn ice box. Speaking of which, you ever try that cashew butter? That is some damn tasty butter right there. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Yeah i know it's colored and it has a very distinct taste which is quite different from actual butter. Nevertheless, I bet you a dollar to a hole in a doughnut that if you were to look in the majority of refrigerators in this area you are very likely to find a big old tub of Country Crock or something similar. And it is a little strange, because the rednecks are always going on about homemade this and homemade that and fresh eggs and fresh milk and all that but that yellow stick on the table is more likely to be parkay than land-o-lakes. Just sayin'. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I'll be damned, yellow margarine is illegal in MO Learn something new every day I reckon. I was reading your link and then looked at the entry for margarine. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. 'Eh, What's up Doc?' If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year. do you think, the MC said, they'd ever get the cancel bug fixed? I doubt it, said the Griffith, as he shed a bitter tear. Alice Through the Looking Glass and what she found there. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I figure you'd look forward to a night in jail. Hot meal, warm cot and all the sex you can handle. They don't call it the 'pokey' for nuthin. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I have just finished thoroughly enjoying a very tasty bit of fresh BAMBI! I will now proceed to relax and contemplate this most delicious meal. Discuss or not as you will, I won't sue you. No, just a glass of iced tea. Nothing real fancy, just potatoes and gravy and black-eyed peas on the side. Some pan biscuits too. The deer though was just straight up some of the best I've eaten in a good while, also it was the first deer I've eaten this season. I didn't take it, Dad got it and gave me a call. He hunts on his own property. We weren't sure we'd even see any because the acorns are unreal this year and so they don't have to forage much. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Backstrap Sliced thin, very lightly seasoned and lightly floured. Then fried in a cast iron skillet with just enough oil to keep it from sticking. I don't do much fancy stuff in the kitchen. I just couldn't get over how tender it was though. I wasn't the only one either. Ol' Maude, she ain't got any teeth and she didn't have no trouble with it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. BTW: Ain't this some shit- How far will HOLLYWOOD sink? I read they are going to make a movie based on the game "BATTLESHIP"! What the hell is next, TIDDLY WINKS? I first heard about this a few weeks ago but I was sure it was just a joke. I swear this is one of the signs of the APOCALYPSE. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Motherfuckin snakes in my motherfuckin game! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Not to worry hoss, I pulled out all the maggots after we dragged it out of the road. ; ) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I don't know 'bout that, Last time I tried to hunt in the Walmart they got a little bit upset. They even talked ugly to me. But on the cool, the way "hunting" is done is not a lot of work. It can be expensive as hell. It's one reason why I haven't done any hunting in a long time. You start putting corn out early, then you go and sit in a blind and watch the squirrels eat your corn while you wait for the deer to come up. It's about the same as fishing except you can't drink which is the other reason I haven't done any hunting in a long time. Not because I can't drink but because too many damn idiots do. I do keep my skinning knife sharp though and I enjoy skinning and butchering if for no other reason than I am fairly good at it and I don't take very long to git 'er done either. So that is more fun than work and the meat is just damn delicious. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I like hamthrax from the link Morally Inflexible provided. Baby, my bacon be achin'. You poor dear, sounds like you got the pork flu. Naw, it's the hamthrax baby. Oh LARD! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Well let me give you a tip then Buttermilk? It DOES NOT taste like butter, well, maybe rancid butter mixed with spoiled milk. Buttermilk pie? Oh man, that tastes like heaven. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. This wins Best K5 Diary of the Day Award Well unless you get anonimized, quit or something better comes along. Void where prohibited. Can you imagine what it would be like to be lapping that and think, HEY! I BELIEVE THERE IS AN EXTRA HOLE IN MY DONUT! Let's see now, two in the pink, check. Two in the stink, check. uh ... OMG! WTF? Damn, now I'm HUNGRY for a Double Cheeseburger for some reason. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You sound like my little brother used to sound, "MOM! BAN WESLEY, EVERYBODY IS PAYING ATTENTION TO HIM AND NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Third guy on the left is me! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Have not played Illuminati but used to play some Steve Jackson games like Car Wars. That was awhile back. I'd get my games at King's Hobby in N Austin. I hadn't discovered computers yet. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. He made a run for the border lookin' for a job. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Talk with your local chinese take-out place. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I need a hot cup of coffee after reading that. For some reason I felt a bit of a chill in the air. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. The naked authors blog was kinda cool. I liked some of the shirts. It seems tha original pic is from Naked Protestors though. Woah, nice hijab there. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Has this happened in your game yet? http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/11/6/ "We spent quite a bit of time trying to determine how we felt about the Dragon Age situation described in today's comic - a character appears in your camp who offers a questline that is only available in downloadable content. The character is literally a salesman. Is this an act of abominable evil? Or is the mass of this evil sufficient to unfold itself - like a Popple - into a creature capable of love?" What do you think about shit like this? I wonder if the merchants in RPG's won't become REAL merchants soon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I heard that, a map, a poster, manual, along with the whole game. Nowadays the industry would rather not give you ANYTHING physical at all. Just bits. It's not a simple matter of just buying the whole enchilada for a higher price either. In the article that accompanies the comic Tycho mentions that he thought he did buy the whole enchilada but found out later there seem to be different versions of the enchilada. Then you get Director's Cut Edition and the whole mess like the damn Windows Vista release. Even that doesn't really upset me. I'm sure that I can do a minimum amount of research and get the game I want. What bothers me though is if I'm playing and go to a merchant in game and he shows me some shit and I have to get out my credit card or whatever and actually purchase shit while I'm playing or worse say I have to paypal a King in order to do some Mission. I don't really like the idea of that. It's like if I was playing Monopoly and I land on Park Place and I have to purchase it with real money. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You're in luck, even illiterates can enjoy the vid The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. The Horse has some serious issues. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Hey, what're you tryin to pass off here! These here are Denny's style brains. Look, there's a damn HAIR in it. And leftover lipstick on the skull. Jeez, I expected Starbucks brains. They're over-priced but at least you know what to expect. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I'm at a complete loss for words. And you know, this is somebodies porn. o_O The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You missed your chance with Jeri Ryan She was so submissive she let her husband talk her into performing sex acts in public. Those sex acts paved the way for Obama to become the MOST POWERFUL NIGGER IN THE UNIVERSE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. What's up with your marine recruiter? You barebacked him yet? Sorry you got the AIDS dawg, I reckon that sucks. Course you could just sue us all for libel and defamation of your character and reputation. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Oh yeah, seriously though You might try and ask, I know, I know, it sounds crazy, BUT there was a dude with the handle, 'Magnum P.I.' and he just posted a diary asking to have his username changed to Hiphopopatomus and it happened so fuck, who knows. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I BET YOU PUT THAT CARTON BACK IN THE FRIDGE TOO. YOU DID DIDN'T YOU? YOU ASSHOLE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It woulda been a lot cooler if you did. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It still exists but you figure back then there was just as much if not MORE arrogance and less patience for laziness/stupidity. IF they were 'learning' something and trying to understand at least a little about the code they were C&Ping I don't think it would chap his ass so much. I know I don't mind helping somebody along but when they just want a STEP 1: Click here, STEP 2: TYPE THIS . . . well shit man, you want that go buy an iphone or something from the Genius bar. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. LOL Men with Cats The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Listen to my flo' see all my niggas know my turds be so big that they be cloggin up da bow' be strapped to da nines flippin nickels into dimes an I be makin ho's blow me while on the pot dropin roadies h'town niggas don't play de be hustlin' every day an I would finish up this rap but I gotta run take a crap WORD The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. hugin? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. What I want to know is WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE POSTS ASKING KURONS TO GET TOGETHER AND DO X? You'd think this was some kind of fucking COMMUNITY or something. I believe a man would have trouble getting a collection together to purchase the shotgun shells to blow his own brains out. Even then he'd have to promise HIREZ. Ol rusty already fooled us on the CMF, and there's an old saying in Texas -- I know it's in Tennessee, probably in Texas -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Q is the Squire of Gothos and he exists for those times when the writers are going, "Man, this story blows! How can we fix it?" "Uh, let's stick Q in there. Have him fuck shit up and then Picard will get all mad and go 'Now Q! Behave!' Then there can be like shit happens and Jordi can't tech the tech and Q will be there to pull their asses out." "Cool, hey you ready to do a line?" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I think May wished she put something else in his cup besides Halloween treats The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Wasn't Mike anonimized once before? Some kind of spat with pyswall or something. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I don't understand, what's the big kerfluffle? First it was OMG! SWINE FLU! WEESA GONNA DIE! Then they renamed it to H1N1 and said oh, it's not all that. Now we seem to be back to OMG WE GONNA DIE! And then there is the shit about the vaccine, people saying it will straight fuck your shit up while other people are fighting each other trying to get a shot before the supplies run out. President declaring an emergency and all that. You know, call me a moron if you like but this seems to me to be like some of that sensational shit that is done to distract people while the REAL SHIT is hitting the fan. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. PC Gaming If you can afford to keep your equipment up-to-date then PC gaming can still be rewarding. The graphics can be unreal and of course you get the benefit of the modding community. It's a lot of work though just for playing games. The focus of the industry is moving toward console and 'casual' games. Developers seem to be trying different strategies to make games easier and more 'cinematic'. These "enhancements"--if you can call them that--are making their way into the PC games too so you can't escape. If you have money to burn and enjoy spending a lot of time and effort on your gaming hobby then definitely YES! PC Gaming is worthwhile. On the other hand if you really just want to relax, pop in a disc and start playing then it just isn't worth futzing around with a PC. Personally, I still keep my favs around on PC but the days of my buying a new graphic card or upgrading just to be able to play a title are done. It took a bit to get used to the controller over the keyboard/mouse but it wasn't that bad. What I miss the most are the mods and editors. There are some games that I had as much or more fun in the editor than I did in the game. I also dislike the mercenary nature of the console games where they nickle and dime you for all the little extras. Used to you buy a game and you'd get like a cloth map or something and little extras. Now they don't really even want you to buy the disc, just download it to your drive. On the other hand it is generally pretty easy to pop online and get into a game with my family and friends and not worry about who has what add-on. Also if I just feel like something different today I can stop by the store and rent something for a few days. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I agree it is fucking great but the question was is it worthwhile. I think it is getting less worthwhile. But I still play on the PC, I mean, Civ just wouldn't be Civ on anything less. In fact most strategy games I don't know how anybody can play them on console. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. The Communist Party of the USA? What do they know from movies? Besides that's a damn old movie does it take Netflix THAT long to deliver your items? Cracked took a look at The Prestige earlier this month. I watched up as far as the hat thing and I was all 'That's the BEST you can do? Make fucking HATS?!' Oh well. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. That poor dog, Truly An American Hero. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Thanks Mike I had read a book a couple of years ago, sort of an illustrated primer on relativity, chaos theory, spacetime and all that. I don't remember the title but it featured the Simpsons heavily in the examples. Anyways, there was a part in there about time that had always been bothering me but your explanation about rotation finally made it click. You know, maybe you should write up some articles about physics stuff. I understand that was your major right? I think they would be very much appreciated by the kuro5hin audience. It would be so much better than spending all this time writing about the sordid details of your disagreement with BoS. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Ah yes, here it is: The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality by Brian Greene The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You realize that when you told yore pa you needed to get some and he said to 'Just use the mare out back' he meant for you to saddle her up and ride her into town right? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Maybe, possibly, but not likely. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I started reading BoingBoing because I kept hearing about this 'Cory Doctorow' in the circles I frequent. I enjoyed it for quite awhile, even the steam-punk stuff. However I don't follow it much any longer after discovering that FARK posts the very same links, usually several days before BoingBoing does. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Actually Laughing, Out Loud Even I didn't see the Original before but anyways, I laughed so loud the wife came in and wanted to know w.t.f. so I let her read it and she is now rolling too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. This has gone too far Both BoS & MC have besmirched each others sacred honor. This issue has devolved beyond the purview of the courts. There is only one way to resolve this situation like honorable gentlemen. A Duel to the Death GhostofTiber can provide the pistols. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Hey, you don't say GOOD just best. So like even in line-up of turds you can have a BEST turd. Not that I think the FP is all turds, actually I think the first 3 are pretty good. OGG FROG MAG#3 is good just for the ASCII ART The Hanged Man's FP was cool because it was informative. Hell it wasn't any worse than most of what \. puts on its FP. BioFilms was also cool because it was scientifical and all about disease, much like Sgt York hisself. The Meps thing though IMHO has to be the BEST. I have to admit, hugin had my ass trolled hook, line & sinker. I totally thought he was for real. A bit exaggerated and over the top but for real. Right up until the HIV+ diary. As soon as I saw the line "I have hiv" I was all 'facepalm.jpg' and IHBT like a mother-fucker. Honorable mention: K5 likes its recipes and everybody likes RISOTTO The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You are nowhere clever enough to be Bugs You remind me more of that chicken, I say chicken hawk boy, in the Foghorn Leghorn shorts. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. This is why I always say that the REALLY interesting stuff always happens at the boundaries. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I believe we are bringing up entire generations of future psychopaths. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Dream on hugin you little cocksucker, you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You're wearing the suit and it'll be a loong time before people disassociate the former owner from the current. It'd be like if by chance you acquired MichaelCrawford's account. No matter what you did or said you would still get people giving you shit for not finishing OggFrog. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. THAT'S YOUR BODY TELLING YOU YOU NEED A WOMAN. WHAT, YOU THINK ONLY WIMMIN GOT A BIOCLOCK? TICK TOCK The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. What being served might look like. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. DAY-UM THAT THERE IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT I think I'd be all SET ALWAYS_RUN = True Well, maybe she can get work as a Tour Guide. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. This is not working for me I see your posts and all I can think of is "Give me some sugar!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. 1st thing I thought of also. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. o_O Them 2350's sure are popular I have seen three so far with the busted retention kit. My Dad's neighbor has one, he doesn't use it. My brother got one from some girlfriend, he ordered another retainer, it was less than $10 bucks. I have one that was tossed out by students. I have it set up for the wife to do her email & surfing, I just put it on its side under the little secretary desk. I'll probably get another retainer for it one day. The Real Estate guy has a 2350 but his isn't broken yet. I've seen them on craigslist for like $50 - $100 bucks. I don't know why the plastic retainer breaks so easy. I do know when I was cleaning this one up the thermal paste they use is like glue and it was a bit difficult separating the heat sink from the cpu. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Hell yeah, make it like Greyhound That's all a plane is anyways a fucking flying bus. No stewar...uh flight attendants just a friggin pilot, no goddamn dinner, no drinks, no movie. One toilet in the back with a fucked up door that won't latch good. Sounds like you got a winner and I'm not being sarcastic I'm for real. You'd probably be bigger than Southwest in no time at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Isn't TPB owned by the RIAA/MPAA Now? Actually some group called GGFX or something, saying they're going to take it legit. Either way I won't go near it. I use isohunt still for public search but I try to be careful. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Oh yeah and for the client I really like BitTyrant The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Not totally, They were going to be sold but not now. Maybe. I expect they'll end up like Napster and the rest. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Not Trolling I had read some time before that the sale was practically a done deal. Yes, I made the assumption that it was all over and done with like Napster and I steered clear of TPB afterwards. In that I was wrong and I appreciate your correction. Nevertheless, I am leery of TPB because it is such a well-known and visible target very much like Napster, even my aunt knows about The Pirate Bay. Happy Arrrr-ing The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It's only bad news if you live in minnesota also, who smokes methamphetamine in a bong? On the other hand I think just possessing a bong can get one into a lot of trouble in many places. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Technology and Culture on Screen Piddling around the tubes I read that Iain M. Banks' Culture is going to be made into a movie. So, do we get to see 'Use of Weapons' or maybe 'Excession' or possibly 'Consider Phlebas'? No, instead it's a short story, 'A Gift From The Culture' which will get the big screen treatment. I'm pretty ambivalent about the whole thing. On one hand I look forward to seeing something decent that was not written by Phillip K. Dick being made into a movie. On the other hand I'm afraid that the way films are made these days, especially anything to do with Science Fiction, the result will be far far from good. I wanted to share this with the K5 community because it was users on this site that first turned me on to the writing of Mr. Banks. I have, on occasion, fantasized about being a GSV myself. Cuss & Diss Cuss Yes and in fact I see that the story they're making into a movie features a Culture woman who gender-changed to a man and is living on Earth, but 'she' is still into men so there will be lots of hot gay action for ya. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Excession is my favorite though I get the sense that most are drawn more towards Use of Weapons. I can see your point about it being nearly un-filmable it would probably take a couple of movies it is so rich but then it would end up being another Star Wars/Trek thing. So yes, probably for the best if no one tries. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. If Moments Were Like Places The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. FOLLOW THE MONEY DON'T LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SELL DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE FUCKERS OVER THERE EITHER BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST GUESSING AND CROSSING THEIR FINGERS. FOLLOW THE MONEY IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I don't TRUST it but I use it. It comes in handy. I guess gmail and yahoo mail convinced me of the usefulness long ago. On the other hand, drivespace and others taught me not to trust it. It's just another tool in the war to git shit done. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT GUY WAS DRUNK HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN THE XANAX ZONE. BACK IN THE DAY WE HAD QUAALUDES (DO THEY STILL MAKE THEM?) I REMEMBER BEING DRY DOCKED IN NEW YORK AND A VERY ENTERTAINING RIDE ON THE SUBWAY THERE I ALSO SAW CALIGULA IN SOME BAROQUE THEATRE I DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN THE SAME SINCE. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I HOPE YOU HOSED THAT ACCOUNT DOWN GOOD AND SOAKED IT WITH BLEACH, NO TELLING WHERE IT'S BEEN. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Is you holdin dawg? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. THE DIFFERENCE women of the 50's women of today The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I love that cartoon Metalocalypse I watch it all the time after the Robot Chicken and that Super Jail on Adult Swim. I don't know about going to their concert. They'll be in Houston the 12th of Nov. but to me it would be like going to see The Monkees or something. I don't know if it's going to be like a regular concert or if it's supposed to be funny or what. Hope you have a good time either way and let me know how it goes or went ok? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. YEAH BUT IT TOOK THE WHOLE FUCKIN WORLD TO TAKE EM DOWN BOO YA! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. TAKE OFF, EH. Chip here does the killin'. I don't like to kill. I'm the brains, eh? Hey, we told 'em we didn't want a lawyer. Chip here probably just kill him anyway. Lawyers are for sucks. I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it. If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I have the font pack installed but it's still moon language. Man, you want to hear something funny, listen to a redneck speak Chinese with a southern drawl. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. THIS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /b/ i'm going to mexico bitches P.S. THE MORE i HEAR ABOUT THIS FREUD CAT, THE MORE i'M CONVINCED HE WAS A FUCKING LOON. PINK UNICORNS AND $3 BILLS == FEAR OF CASTRATION WHAT? OH, I SEE, HE WAS A COCAINE ADDICT NO WONDER. CECI N'EST PAS UN CIGARE The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Well this whole thing has been quite educational I don't know much about libel and all that and in my searching related to this diary I learned the following: How to tell someone their fly is open in public. That a skank in New York expects Google to pay her $15 million for breaching its "fiduciary duty to protect her expectation of anonymity." In Britain, one person drinks themselves to death every hour and that a person can get drunk there for less than the cost of a chocolate bar. And finally that the weight of feces produced by the unique visitors to kuro5hin.org is about 30,800 pounds per day or 10,964,800 pounds/year. Hey, the more you know right? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I lol'd at this also Has rusty even managed to scrape up 1-2k from the 5, $5, $5 foot long admittance fee you reckon? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I may be mistaken, but I read this as saying, "Please don't get yourself on the news for doing something stupid like prosecuting Grammy or Grammy's nurse but otherwise it's business as usual, oh but if you concentrate on the BIG MONEY players that would be great. Have a nice day you're doing a swell job." The second paragraph emphasizes that MARIJUANA is bad, m'kay. The fourth para goes into how they shouldn't go after individuals but that commercial enterprises are fair game and the rest of it re-iterates to the Attorneys that you know it's not about legal/illegal because as far as Congress is concerned it's illegal but rather it's a matter of bang for the buck. It certainly doesn't read to me as declining to enforce fed law where it conflicts with state law at all. To me it sends a message to the prosecutors to make their cases count, in other words make it pay. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You know, in this light . . . The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. So I guess this means FULL BODY CAVITY SEARCH for all those under 18, because you know we got to be safe but we don't want to risk child-porn charges. Sorry little Ricky, we can't let you go through this bad machine so you go with the nice man there and try not to squirm too much. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. DAMN STRAIGHT The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It's taught in Software Engineering at SHSU CS437. Just so you know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. TYPICAL TREATMENT FOR HYSTERIA 'Typical treatment was massage of the patient's genitalia by the physician and later vibrators or water sprays to cause orgasm.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Stop sampling the soap. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Congratulations man. The wife and I celebrated our 28th anniversary Sunday, just went out to dinner is all. The rest of the weekend I worked on the van. Enjoy your honeymoon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. the 4chan Party Van of course 93 Jimmy and it sucks because I'm not very mechanical, although it is a good feeling when it gets done. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. But what does that have to do with the hole in question? I see what you're saying with respect to the mining ship and all but see it's like you have a mouth-hole and an ass-hole. Now we are all talking about the rather large mouth-hole and why it happens to be in a place where large mouth-holes are not normally found, while you seem to be talking about an ass-hole, which is totally cool and all but really has nothing whatsoever to do with this discussion. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I told you I understood what you meant however the scene with the big hole happens before the Narada gets to Earth dude so, you know, your theory doesn't fly. In the end it doesn't matter of course because it's just a movie after all. If the writers wanted Iowa to be made of green cheese then that's the way it would be. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Right I don't think any of the writers think any of this stuff through at all. Of course, you, having been born in the year 4061 and actually having practical experience with time-travel probably have a better take on the whole situation than they do. Later Glenn The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You've GOT to be shitting me ... it's a SAFETY razor. It works just like any razor. Lather up, shave, rinse. It's very Pretty though with the you know, gold and all, I'm sure it will go well with your pearls and pumps. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Do we need a Poll Queue perhaps? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. That's where he intends to ship GITMO detainees They need to make sure there is water there first you know so that their boards will work. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Well it's a day late but for future ref water is totally useless. I prefer milk or bread, often both in combination. I wash my hands with a bit of vinegar when I handle peppers. I love hot peppers, not so hot they kill the taste but you can't always tell which ones are gonna be hot and which are going to be HOT. My favorites are the Serrano peppers, they have just the right kick for me. The primary problem with eating peppers however is later when taking a shit there just isn't anything to put on there that stops the burn. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. This obsession of yours may be the early warning sign of impending mental illness. Although posting on K5 can also be a sign of impending mental illness except in those cases where it is simply an indication of hunger for gay cock. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Have you read anything of his other than The Da Vinci Code or Angels and Demons? I believe I have read just about all his novels and I enjoyed them. I would say he's at least on par with Dean Koontz. Odd, I was typing this comment and for some reason I thought of Hammond Innes, who of course blows away both Brown and Koontz. Random neuron misfire I guess but he is certainly an author I miss. Another author--well authors under a pseudonym--I think is comparable to Brown is John Case. The First Horseman is pretty cool for a weekend paperback. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Lived in Rolla for awhile seemed like a pretty laid-back kind of place similar to most college towns. The one thing that was odd to me was peoples sense of humor. Seemed like what most folks would find funny they didn't because it usually wasn't real, like a joke or something. On the other hand if somebody come in and said something like, 'Ol Bobby Joe done cut his other hand with the chainsaw and we had to rush him off to hospital.', well then everybody would just be cracking up and holding their sides. They also didn't seem to be as suspicious of out-of-towners as most of the folks in Texas. Speaking of which, I had a little fun this weekend. I usually spend Sunday out at my Dad's place. Now he lives in a little enclave of sure-enough hard-core conservative redneck types and a bunch of 'em like to get together on ol' Billy's porch and talk about how much rain we got and how big the 'maters were and this, that and t'other. Well they got to talking about Glen Beck because they just love Glen Beck and I mentioned that it was odd that he never denied the rumor about him raping that little girl. They were all like 'WHAT?!' I said, yeah, I read about it on the computer. 'AHWWW NAW!' Well Scooter he has a computer with internet over in his trailer so I told him where to find it and he went to go look it up. Came back a bit later and is like 'Sure-nuff and Glen he won't say whether he done it or not!' Well that porch was just buzzing like a pissed-off hive of hornets the rest of the afternoon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. fuck Fallon Watch Craig Ferguson instead. He has no band, no sidekicks, just puppets periodically. I thought this was funny as hell. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. You sound like Stephen Colbert I'm afraid you'll do something stupid and end up like this guy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. POPular PROPer NameS Pilot Inspektor: Son of Jason Lee Moxie CrimeFighter and Zoltan: Children of Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller) Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Daughters of Paula Yates (Wow...) Kal-El Coppola: Son of Nicholas Cage Audio Science: Son of Shannyn Sossamon Banjo Patrick: Son of Rachel Griffiths Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh: Daughter (Sage) & son of Sylvester Stallone Indio Falconer: Son of Robert Downey Jr. Sistine Rose: Daughter of Sylvester Stallone Mingus Lucien: Son of Helena Bonham Carter Thyme: Daughter of Emma Thompson Speaking of herbs... 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(rapper) Indiana August: Son of Casey Affleck Lark Song: Daughter of Mia Farrow Whizdom and Tryumph: Children of Jayson Williams (NBA player) Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue: Children of Robert Rodriguez (director/producer/screenwriter) Sosie Ruth: Daughter of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick Aurelius Cy: Son of Elle Macpherson Ever Gabo: Daughter of Milla Jovovich Bogart Che Peyote: Son of David Rainey (Remember `Puck' from Real World?) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Zuhayr Fouad or Shanikquia Tayshaun Reign Beau Rhames is a cool name but already taken. I like them nick-type names also like Scooter, Nugget, Lizard, and Rabbit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I believe you're thinking of the Mamas & the Papas . . . whole different groove there. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. An eagle with the letters SPQR <clickty-clack> Enhance! <clickty-clack> Enhance! <clickty-clack> Enhance! ... The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. 2nd for Shoutcast Myself I only listen to net radio or my own cd's. Mine is almost always tuned to SomaFM but I'm sure you can find a stream you like L3J. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Happy Birthday to ME This weekend I celebrated another trip around Sol without using the shotgun mouthwash, taking a hike, or going up in a big fiery ball visible from space. I marked the occasion by eating a shitload of Texican food and consuming large quantities of alcholol along with various other chemicals. It's amazing to me that I managed to survive the last couple of years to reach this 'golden' moment. I know for a fact that when I was sixteen I couldn't even IMAGINE it. I got pwesents too! My son got me an XBOX 360 Elite so we can play on the Live when he is deployed. I play a lot of games on the PC but I haven't messed with multi-player much. We did a bit of that Gears2 and of course I suck with a controller right now so I got the sniper weapon and the grenade/mines. Them things are pretty cool when a bunch of fucks all run for the same cover. The wife got me a surround sound setup to replace the hodgepodge of noise producing equipment that has, like a fungus, grown around the television. My brother got me contraband and my Dad cooked up the Texican while we watched Houston lose. That was about it. Another year, another day. Now, it's Monday and I thank the good Goddess that I suffer no hangover although it stinks like somebody shit a goddamn dead skunk over here. WOOO-ooo! I'm goin ta hafta' see Mr.Jones directly and answer that call! You know, I was thinking that the MOST BORING thing a person can do is listen to somebody else's dream. Seriously, what is more boring than a dream. I mean, half the time our dreams are so boring we don't even remember having them. The few times they make some kind of impression on us the details are often lost somewhere between the shave and the shower. By the time you get around to telling somebody you've forgot damn near everything but a couple of highlights and admit it, you fill in stuff because you realize somewhere deep in your brain as the words are coming out of your mouth just how silly it actually sounds. There's no plot, no point, it's entirely about YOU and being a dream, completely irrelevant to anything in the REAL world. (Much like this diary.) Since I love you all so much, I'll tell you about this dream I had. It was pretty cool. I was a character inside a video game. It was somewhat like a cross between real life and Saints Row or GTA but what gave it away as a game was I saw myself in Third Person and whenever I talked to people the Mass Effect convo-wheel thing came up. I don't remember anything else just the weird semi-hallucinatory feeling of being a virtual construct in a virtual world with absolutely no rules and and clear choice in my behavior towards others as to whether to be the Priestly Paladin or Bastard Operator of the Universe. See, no plot, no point and entirely about ME. Actually, you just missed that one. Bill Gates. said, "Vista was Windows ME II and Windows 7 will be like Windows 98XP, I'm for Realz dawg." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Thank you Uh, no. Dreams occur within your mind. I don't know what exactly they are in the REAL other than neurons firing. The dream itself is a subjective experience that doesn't actually exist in the REAL. I find dreams to be fascinating also and I think many people do. Primarily though it is fascination with and the interpretation of their own dreams. Similar in the way many here are fascinated with their own bowel movements. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Thanks for the tip. I have managed to TAG a few players with grenades because it IS very fucking funny. I play with my son and his Air Force buddies, I have no intention of being pwned and teabagged by some ADHD 14 year old. I prefer to be pwned and teabagged by people I know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. What's wrong dawg? The way you sound, somebody must've stained your trousers. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I was referencing the DIE IN A FIRE meme. I was going to try to work in horsecock but as you know, horsecock can be mighty hard to work in. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I love sad little girls in the snow .-. .-._ .../ `, .-. &pipe; `'-' \ _'` &pipe; \ '._,/ `_.--, / './ &pipe; / '. ; _ '--; '--&pipe;- () _ () -&pipe;--' .--&pipe;- (_) -&pipe;--. .-- --. ' '. .' ` '-. _.-' `""--....--""` but no tentacles, The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Craig Ferguson was interviewing this bimbo the other night and she tells him she bought a ranch in Texas, he says "Oh yes, people are very polite in Texas." She says, "I've noticed that, I wonder why that is." He looks at her with this like DUH face and says, "An armed society is a polite society." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. IAWTP This is THE ONE TRUE WAY. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I give a shit . . . what u got for me? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Compared him to JFK? That bullet comment sounded like a back-handed compliment to me. Chavez on coke again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Going to have a shitload of work to do since you'll be doing everybody else's shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Dick slap to the face with your newly enlarged pen is. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Home fries with gravy, biscuits & bacon on the side with a big steaming mug of coffee. Hell yeah it's good for you. Trust me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Yes, but you are required to restrict the exercise of your free speech to the FREE SPEECH ZONE which is over there citizen---> No, a little farther. A bit more. Just keep going until you see the barbed wire, that's it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away I worked the overnight front desk for a BestWestern. It was a decent job compared to flipping burgers. The best perk was I got to watch a fuckton of Showtime and HBO--I would tape movies on VHS and take them home to watch later--and I got first pick of the donuts in the morning. The worst part of the job was when we were full up and somebody checked out early I'd have to go up and do the room so I could rent it out again, that and the fucking PBX because I hate answering the phone. I remember the first time I had to kick people out of the pool for skinny dipping. I was kinda excited--I was young and naive--thinking OOH NAKED FLESH. Unfortunately the reality was OMG WHERE IS THE EYE BLEACH! That one bitch had to have TWO dudes help her out she was VERY large. Anyways not the worst job I've ever had by a long shot. I quit though because we got bought and the new owners didn't like my long hair and wanted me to wear a tie. I know, right. It's like a totally different world now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. WHO VOTED NO IN THE POLL? MUST'VE BEEN SOME SOCIALIST MUSLIM YANKEE JEW. I watch that Marijuana Inc show and Meth Nation and Cocaine Nation. Watched some show on the History channel the other night, about the founding fathers and how they were drunk and high all the time. That Meth Nation, there was a man on there tried the shotgun mouthwash but was so fucked up he failed and now he's got this crease running up the middle of his face and then this woman who cannot feel any happiness or joy because the drugs messed up the pleasure center of her brain. I know first hand how people can get messed up on dope of all kinds and their lives go to shit but every one of the people I know made that choice, they chose to ignore the warnings and so I don't think it was the drugs fault although it makes THEM feel better. For every person I know that made a mess of their lives I know two more that use the same kinds of drug and still maintain and are productive. Legalize that shit already and any other 'vice' crimes. Quit treating adults like children. A man wants to gamble, smoke, toke, drink, and get his dick wet he should be able to do it without worrying about big brother government and father religion peeking in the window. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. HUGE PENIS IS HUGE Damn, who did they use for bait? I'd say Shooped but I ain't ever seen pixels like that before. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. District 9 was ok. The aliens were a bit hokey but I was thinking more MiB type of aliens. It was pretty funny in spots. I felt it had the same semi-serious comedy tone like Shaun of the Dead. I just watched Dead Space Downfall and just enjoyed the hell out of that. I'm going to watch Bekushiru next. I just came in here to grab some munchies and a couple of friends were IM'ing me to see what I was up to so I was checking out k5 while talking to them. I'm sorry I can't help ya with the bike thing, I haven't been on a pedal bike since like I guess the 80's. I still drive a big ass van that's over 15 years old but it runs damn good and has the big captain chairs and all the comforts. I had this awesome bike when I was a kid though, it had a big old banana seat and a huge sissy-bar on the back. It had a cheater slick on the rear and a little tire on the front like a chopper. It was candy-apple red. Didn't have gears either, if you needed a lower gear you stand up on the pedals. I don't remember what brand it was, either Sears or Western Auto I'd guess. Well the popcorn is done so later. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Damn straight, us fools like Deal or No Deal because that's a show that takes real skill. I mean you have TWO CHOICES you can either Deal or you can No Deal. I mean what a challenge. It's freaking hard. Plus the models, damn, it's better than Wheel of Fortune, there you only got one hottie but on DoND you get 26! It just can't get any better than that. I bet Wolf Blitzer would be great on that show, it's got flashing lights and big screens and all that drama, just like his situation room. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. So you say your gonna eat shit fuck off and Die. LOL is Me The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. One has only to imagine the early pre-dawn hours before battle. You're excited, nervous, and scared as you prepare for battle. The sky slowly begins to lighten as your unit marches forward toward the battlefield. Your heart quickens, your morale is high when suddenly you hear a sound as if a thousand cats are being slaughtered. A wailing as if from the mouths of a million souls being tortured in hell. Your mouth goes dry, your knees go weak and every nerve in your body screams at you to turn around and run. What great beast or war machine could possibly make that demonic cacophony? It is the bagpipe. The only musical instrument ever designated as a weapon of war. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It's this kind of thing that just chaps my ass I read this diary and the accompanying comments and started to go into full rant mode but then I had to go take a shit so I had a minute to think about it. After which the only thing I can think of worth saying is that there are a whole lot of people out there what is just plumb ate up with the dumbass. Also, I believe that someday soon--if it hasn't happened already--someone is going to get charged with aggravated assault for giving a hungry homeless person a god-damn peanut butter sandwich. "Your honor, the defendant failed to ascertain whether or not my client was allergic to products containing peanuts." I tell you what, if any of you reading this are lawyers or are studying law or intending one day to become a lawyer, well you are mighty welcomed to lick the toilet paper off of my ass hole. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I run Win 3.11 in DosBox Your post makes me idly wonder if there isn't somewhere some virtual tape mounter and maybe even an 8" disc reader. The 3-1/2" FDD is approaching it's 30th anniversary, I wonder what the IT dweebs will think of blu-ray and all that 30 years from now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. It aint the home of pedobear 4nuthin. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I really don't know exactly 'WHY' or 'WHO' but I think it has something to do with vacuum tubes, computers that ran on vacuum tubes, and World War II. R.Adm Grace Hopper, were she still around, might have been able to help you with this. It does make me wonder about you, although you've been doing this for 20+ years, it is a poor craftsman that blames his tools. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Well I don't completely disagree with you I just think that if you have so much experience in this and it is important then you would know it inside and out. I have been looking around for a bit because you do pose an interesting question as to why octal is handled the way it is. It seems obvious to me that something along the line of 8r###, 16r### would be a better way. The cabinetmaker is right, tool choice is very important and sometimes we don't have a choice as to which tool to use but I think it is highly unprofessional to say what you did just because the code didn't behave as you expected it to behave. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. THERE ARE NO PRUNES IN MY DAMN DP! QUIT SPREADING THIS GODDAMN LIE YA YANKEE COMMUNIST HOMERSEXUAL! YOU PROBABLY DRINK THAT CRAP ASS MR PIBB! THERES PROBABLY PLENTY OF PRUNES IN THAT SHIT. PROBABLY EAT PLUMB UP WITH PRUNES. BUT THERE IS NO DAMN PRUNES IN MY DAMN DR PEPPER! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Isn't that what they said about tractors and looms and computers and now people work longer and longer for less. The very best tech today is used to track people and invade their lives and to automate the killing of large numbers of people. Technology has and will continue to enslave us. But we don't really care, as long as the crumbs of technology provide us our iPod-phones, our WiPi360 Boxes, and our precious internets from which to twitter and blog. Um, yeap, Apathy and Dependence. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I just came across that CD in the closet. Along with MONSTER TRUCK MADNESS, DAIKATANA, and WARCRAFT. I can't believe I used to buy these things. But yeah, it ain't a damn WiiBox PS3-60, you gotta tweak Autoexec.bat and Config.sys, loadhigh & all that crap then get the patches. You gotta RAMDRIVE your HIMEM and virtualize your EMM386. Then you'll be damn lucky if you can play over 20mins without the whole machine locking up. Man, those were the days huh! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Some places don't even bother like their 99c burger is $1.59, so they call it VALUE menu now. Taco Bell has some tasty shit for 89c, EIGHTY-NINE GODAMN CENTS. It says chicken I know but 89c, I can't even buy a decent can of fucking beans in the grocery store for 89c! I haven't shopped for catfood lately but I don't think you can buy catfood for 89c. Still, that shit is godamn tasty. I like them burgers that have real tomato and lettuce as opposed to a squirt of katpussy and salad dressing. BK & Wendy's know how to do that shit right. Sorry, I know you were talking about the Economy and all that. I just happened to be going through one of them phases, like collecting Pokemon or TRIPLE-COUPONS!, where at lunch time I hit the dollar menus to see whats up. It's like some kinda game or something. It'll pass eventually. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. We'll raise the money the American Way We'll have a big ass garage sale. Think what we could get for Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands. Or we can leverage our debt by bundling thereby creating new instruments that we use to buy out our creditors and end up owing ourselves. (the old American - If you can't Dazzle 'em with Brilliance, Baffle 'em with Bullshit - plan) We can sue China for something, a very American tradition. Is Obama playing PowerBall and MegaMillions? He needs to jump on that. I bet he could get a Pay Day loan. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. well it's prolly gone by now but ya'll should seriously think about giving your dupes to charity. not just you, but anybody looking to give out their dupes. the usual suspects don't need anymore, they cant post enough with what they got. imagine the joy on some homeless dudes face when instead of cash you give him the gift of kuro5hin. or brighten the day of an orphan, a lonesome runaway waif, 16-20 yrs old because u know we need new blood yeah i fuckin forgot to bring a keyboard out to dads again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Yes, and just the other day I saw a talking head saying that all the news on the web was content stolen from newspapers. Of course he works for some large media outfit and is just terrified at the idea that he and everything he has spent his life to accomplish will be rendered completely irrelevant by studdog1989 and his blogule. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. IAWTP It wasn't at all the movie I expected. I think as far as the Basterds are concerned, what you see in the trailers is pretty much their entire time on screen. The movie is something entirely different. It's a lot like watching a foreign film because it seemed like nearly the whole thing is in German. There is very little 'ACTION', it's mostly dialog but if you are a real Tarantino fan then you know how he loves the dialog. HHD nails it. It is actually kind of a bad 'movie' but a very good film. If that makes any sense. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. But isn't all money really just 'fiction' Even metal, gold, silver and all that it doesn't have any REAL value. The only thing that has any value is the worker and the work that he does right? It's just that barter and all that is so damn inconvenient. I mean that's why people can use shells and beads and any other crap as 'money'. It's all just a way of keeping score. This whole banking, and stocks, and loans, and everything else is just a game that pretty much sprang out of the side-effects of our particular score-keeping system. Like taking advantage of bugs and edge cases in software. True it has very real effects but that is only because of our belief in the system. Now forgive me, because I am no economist, (I'm sure it shows!) and perhaps I'm just an idiot but I keep hearing about 'printing' money, 'printing' money and I can understand that with REAL things the more you have of something the less it is worth however, if we're talking about something that is really just a number then how can one big number be worth any more or less than another big number except to the ones who are only interested in the score? So yeah, I can see that if we have a worker and we value his work today at 5 then tomorrow we value that same work at 10 well then the points have changed but the worker's work didn't change. The only people who are pissed off are the ones who aren't doing any work at all save to write down the score and giving themselves a point for doing that and further telling that worker, "Well I'll go ahead and give you an extra 5 points today for the work you'll do later this week but you're going to have to give me a couple of points extra at the end of the week." Which to me seems like gambling on the part of the score keeper. So fuck him, he ain't doing shit, he rolls the dice and takes his chances like everybody else. Yet he's telling the workman that he wants to be sure that he gets his no matter what. Well hell, the worker would like to be sure himself that the work is going to be there next week and the vegetables are going to grow and all that. But he can't for sure. So the score keeper says well give me some more points today as insurance against that happening. Well hell! It's the same mother-fucker that's keeping the score that is selling him the insurance to protect the worker from not having enough points to give the score keeper at the end of the week in the first place. Now what the fuck is that all about? Now the workman is spending most of his REAL VALUE, his WORK on playing this damn score-keeping game and all the points are going to the dude that doesn't do shit but make his little marks in the sand. The only reason that everybody is all OMG about this shit is because a bunch of dudes in suits TELL everybody that this is important and we believe it. During the Great Depression and in these other ECONOMY COLLAPSES in THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE stories I hear about there is more going on than just problems with 'money'. There's shit going on that is keeping workers from fucking working and farmers from fucking farming and other folk from doing REAL SHIT that has value. I guess I just don't understand it. I'm not really certain if I even have a point other than as long as my neighbors are getting up in the morning and going to work and going out to the fields and going down in the mines, etc. etc. I figure every thing is going to work out ok. The bankers and the lawyers and the politicians and all them fuckers can just kiss my ass. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Used to cross Ben White blvd and then across S 1st St here coming home from the Elementary school. One day my friend's little brother ran across ahead of us. We had the green but there was a dude in an old Ford truck trying to hit that last minute left. I remember hearing screams, squealing brakes and then a loud THUD! And then there's little Joey laid out in the street his face all red and shit. Well, fortunately, the truck hadn't hit him. What happened was the guy seen Joey coming across and slammed his brakes and stopped but Joey didn't and he face planted right smack dab in the side of that truck. Left a good sized dent too. Everybody turned out ok although Joey lost a couple of teeth. Ya'll be careful out there. Also if you're in Texas remember that as of today, the use of a cell phone while driving through a school zone will get you a ticket. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Surely not Unless, you happen to live in California, Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, Oregon or Washington. The reason TODAY is so special is because a lot of shit the boys and girls in Austin thought up this last year goes into effect today. Right now I'm just wondering what the fuck anybody is going to do with two tons of powdered sugar, shortening, yeast and an A/C unit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I just want to get this straight in my mind. When I was young I would imagine importing my past self into the present to take him, me, on a tour of the future. You're saying when you were younger you imagined your future self--the "you" which you are currently--transporting the "you" that was you before the "you" that was you that was doing the imagining into our present time, which would be the future of both the younger "you" doing the imagining as well as the past self of this younger "you" or are you saying that the "you" that you are currently accompanied by a past self of your young self which imagined the two of "you" touring our future? I think you've gone too far already. Note: I am posting this from the future. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. what bothers me is that you were even aware that forum existed. it puts me in mind of those closet pedophiles / homosexuals who loudly decry those whom they secretly wish to join. i feel dirty just having clicked on your link. i need to wash my little hand cursor thingy. === wish dad had told me his keyboard was fucked up before i came out here i would have brought him another one. this on screen kb thing is awkward and weird, much like wearing a fur suit while masturbating in a closet i'd imagine. eh wen jian? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Potty Mouth The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Hewlett Packard machines can do restore w/o erasing your data. This is with the partition thing. However, it still re-installed the crapware. There was no restore disk or option to create one either. A young lady of my acquaintance asked me to look at her HP is the only reason I know this to be true. Worked a charm though, no fuss, muss, or chocolate mess. I don't know shit about Vista either. I know a few people that have it installed on their laptops most every one of them only use it to play Solitaire type games and browse the Internets. Thinking about it I don't think I know anyone personally that does any serious type of computing on Vista. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. For the really impatient Kraft has the whole kit in a box at Walmart for like a buck. For the super-impatient, Stouffers or Banquet or one of those has everything frozen in a bag already cooked. Just toss it in the microwave. It has meatballs even. LOL! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Which department would I find this vat of radioactive waste? Or is that something I need to go to SAM'S CLUB to get? Oh nevermind, I called and it's in the Health & Beauty section. They have it on sale even. Total win. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. "Yep, son. We have met the enemy and they is us." -POGO Remember citizen, hold your fire till you see the whites of their eyes. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Chino is a Spanish proper word for "Chinese", also used informally to refer to people with Asian features who are not actually Asian. Though they are sometimes confused with khakis, chinos are of dressier style similar to that of suit trousers and as such can be considered a smart casual form of dress. Chino pants gained popularity in the U.S. in the 1900s after military men returning from the Philippines after the Spanish-American War brought back their cotton military trousers. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Sentient and semi-sentient life from all over the galaxy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Why do we need income tax anyways? My state doesn't collect income tax and it seems to do alright for itself. Even though it's red as red can be there are lots of programs and other things. Quality of life is damn good. I'm pretty liberal but I still think that "That government is best which governs least." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. That's horseshit In hell they run OS/2 Warp on Packard Bells. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I blame Jakob Nielsen We've had this conversation before. However as Barney Frank would say, it is a bit like talking to a table. Meh The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I seriously doubt anyone is surprised Mr. Crawford On the contrary, I think it is quite what many expected. Please continue. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. The archaeologists will think we worshipped these objects as totems and sources of fertility. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Probably not Dylan's first dance with Police. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Thanks man, I understand so much better now and you know, I think that the best thing we kurons can do to help out our pal MC (along with not bothering him anymore 'bout the Frog) is to get him on the Colbert Report so he can get that good colbert bump. He could even play the piano with Colbert acompaning him. Pass out some CD's to the audience even. Imagine how much that would raise awareness of Schizoaffective disorder. I am certain that if 4-chan b-tards are capable of screwing up the CoS's program, that we the mighty trolls of K5 can get MC on Colbert. I'm going to get started on that just as soon as I dig up another keyboard. I've done something to the spacebar and typing is becoming annoying. It's my favorite Model M too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. MC fulfils a role on our K5 playground You really wouldn't want him to leave or STFU because someone else would just step into that role, probably Armstrong Hammer Blastar. Although ignoring is a good strategy. I used to love USENET -- 'PLONK' -- Yeah that is the sound of you hitting the bottom of my KILLFILE! Then you only know what the dude says from the other posters referencing him. Good Times Unrelated but it seems I have fucked up my spacebar and damn if typing ain't a bitch and this is my favorite Model M too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I was looking at TMZ and they make it sound like he was a lot more OXY than CLEAN The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Help me O' LilDebbie, you're my only hope. can you explain to me why it is that when the conservatives/right/red whatever complain about "The Media" it is always the LIBERAL media? When it is the progressive/liberal/left/blue whatever doing the complaining it is always the CONSERVATIVE media. And particularly, how can someone who is themselves a major representative of "The Media" complain about that media as if they were not a part of nor employed by said media? Here in Texas, on the radio we have Rush, Beck, Hannity et al. Then on TV we have O'Reilly, Olbermann, Stewart, Colbert. They are all "The MEDIA" but they ALL act like they are outside of the media. It's all so confusing to me and so I just try to relax by cleaning and oiling my rifle. - - As a nod to keeping my post ON TOPIC, the CfC program seems to be pretty well reviled as just 'nother damn guberment handout however, I notice many of my neighbors all seem to be driving brand new, nearly identical all-white Pick-up trucks. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I just can't believe you. Other than about three shows on MSNBC, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report, the websites DailyKOS, and the Huffington Post all those MEDIA you list have a definite and strongly Conservative bias. You sound very much like many of my neighbors that try to convince me that FOX News is Liberal and serves pretty much as a cheerleader for everything Obama says. These are the same people that believe we are going to secede REAL SOON NOW. They speak wistfully of a Huckabee win in 2012. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Well I didn't know what aspic was really and after I looked it up on the Wikipedia I can damn sure tell you why I think people quit eating it. You know how you open up a can of good old Hormel Spam or their delicious canned Tamales, well I reckon just about any meat-in-a-can product, it has that congealed jelly-like crap that is pretty much nothing but cold grease? Well that's what that aspic stuff looks like so I imagine that any young housewife that tried to serve something like that is going to be told she better take it back in the damn kitchen and get that damn grease off there. You know that kinda makes me hungry for a potted meat sum'bitch or crackers and vagina sausages. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I blame it on Walmart* I don't have any idea what exactly Walmart does exactly to cause the situation. I just base it on my observation that while I see lard-asses all over they seem to be in abundance over at Walmart. Also as Walmart has risen in prominence in America so has obesity, I think there must be a link. There was this guy though, his wife came and said she wanted breast enlargement surgery and he's all, "SURGERY? Hell why don't you just rub toilet paper all over your tits instead?" She says, "What the hell is toilet paper gonna do for my tits?" He says, "Well look what it's done for your ASS!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Like the sands through an hour glass so are The Days of Our Lives The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Now THAT is really creepy dawg. I smile at women all the time. In fact I make a point of making direct eye contact and smiling at people of both genders. Like I imagine most kurons to be, I am pretty introverted and not very comfortable around other people so I make a conscious decision to try and connect. Most people respond in kind and I get big warm smiles back. It boggles my mind that anyone would take that bit of "I acknowledge you as a fellow human rather than a faceless generic drone" as meaning "Hey you're cute and I'd like to sex you up." Now I flirt sometimes when I run into someone who is really interesting but that involves some banter. It doesn't matter if they're married or not either because flirting is just play anyway. I'm not judging you, you do seem to pass pretty well however, when I read your comment it was like a little peek behind the curtain and I got a little weirded out. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I'm sticking with Sims 2 I went through this with The Sims, started playing with NOTHING, eventually there came tools and mods and expansion packs. Well, JUST as things are starting to get really cool and fun then Sims 2 comes out and we're back to having NOTHING and having to buy all these upgrade packs and crap. Well screw that. Now, I have Sims 2 and the expansion packs. Combined with all the patches, tools and Awesome MODS from 'More Awesome Than You1' and 'Mod the Sims' Sims 2 is finally a game worth playing and I'm having a blast. When the Sims IV ships then I may take a look at Sims 3. If I'm still into this kinda thing. I take some ribbing from friends when they see The Sims icon but I don't really see much difference between it and Oblivion really except my characters don't have to walk all over the damn place. It is a great game for those times when one is too inebriated to enjoy an FPS or Strategy. It's still leveling and loot gathering and all that kinda thing. Torturing Sims seems to be very popular. I do different things depending on my mood. Many of my Sims are on anti-depressant or anti-anxiety medication true but a few I play straight. I agree with j1mmy, I wouldn't bother with this one. Wait a few years and it will probably be a very decent game. (1) Direct link to MATY VIP Area The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Trane? Is that you? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Delores is rational and sane. Delores is saddled with kids. Delores is responsible. Delores works hard for a living. In short, Delores is boring. Enigma is irrational. Enigma is dangerous. Enigma is romantic. Like a moth to a candle MC is drawn to his self-destruction. Though he knows it will end in heartache and pain, he can no more help himself than a male preying mantis could ignore the urge to mate with a female preying mantis. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. K5 Whether Repore Shit or Go Blind? I really dunno. What? Didn't he just prost this AM? Some shit about Al Quaeda in Ka-Na-Da and Kurt Vonnegut The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Hey now, Palin is quite appealing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. People of the earth can you hear me? Came a voice from the sky on that magical night And in the colors of a thousand sunsets They traveled to the world on a silvery light The people of the earth stood waiting Watching as the ships came one by one Setting fire to the sky as they landed Carrying to the world children of the sun Children of the sun All at once came a sound from the inside Then a beam made of light hit the ground Everyone felt the sound of their heartbeat Every man, every woman, every child They passed the limits of imagination Through the door to the world of another time And on the journey of a thousand lifetimes With the children of the sun They started to climb No more gravity, nothing holding them down Floating endlessly, as their ship leaves the ground Through the walls of time, at the speed of light Fly the crystal ships on their celestial flight On their celestial flight The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. A place opened here across from the University called "Tops and Bottoms" and I'm like, well that is obviously going to be a gay bar but my friends are OH NOES! It's a SPORTS Bar. So I'm like, O RLY? What kind of sports huh? WATER SPORTS? Either way I doubt I'll be hanging around there good time or not. Although I see that they are building the tallest and largest deck this town has ever seen. Helluva lot of people going to be able to fit on that big deck! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. A place opened here across from the University called "Tops and Bottoms" and I'm like, well that is obviously going to be a gay bar but my friends are OH NOES! It's a SPORTS Bar. So I'm like, O RLY? What kind of sports huh? WATER SPORTS? Either way I doubt I'll be hanging around there good time or not. Although I see that they are building the tallest and largest deck this town has ever seen. Helluva lot of people going to be able to fit on that big deck! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. CORRECTION - I THINK YOU MEAN RICH WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS PERHAPS? THERE IS PLENTY OF CRIME IN MIDDLE AND LOWER CLASS WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS AND THE COPS ARE JUST AS UNTRUSTED. AND THE ONLY REASON THERE ISN'T AS MUCH CRIME IN THE RICH WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS IS BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS DOWNTOWN INSTEAD DOING THIER PONZI SCHEMES, DEBT PACKAGING, AND DRUG FOR ARMS DEALS THERE. LOLOLOLOLOL AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I lol'd a couple times. I didn't think it was as funny as Borat. Much like k5 it has lots of unnecessary dicks swinging around in it. Thank DIETY$ it wasn't in 3D. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. Oblivion was aptly named. I enjoyed Morrowind and the previous Elder Scrolls. It is also true that Oblivion is very pretty although already many titles are passing it up graphically. Still, I have tried and tried to play through this beast with some really AWESOME MODS yet EVERY TIME eventually leads to a scenario similar to this. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. I loved the fucking Navy and the Navy loved fucking me. I'd stay away from Marines, period. I have a lot of respect for them but they are batshit insane to a man. I grew up around Army and that didn't seem like very much fun. I went Navy and I have to say I enjoyed the shit out of my time in service. However, if I had to do it again I'd go Coast Guard because they often have better Home ports and don't usually deploy as long. My son went Air Force though and they take good care of him but it seems to be pretty 9-5 and not much adventure. Enlisted or Officer is a toss up. Officers get better looking uniforms but then they have to be RESPONSIBLE and all that shit. One thing is for sure though, military pay sucks ass any way you slice it. You might want to listen to Liar about that civil service shit instead of military. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I CAN TELL YOU When you talk to the recruiter don't believe a fucking thing that comes out of his/her mouth. GET EVERYTHING IN WRITING, NO SHIT I didn't get burned because military service has been a tradition in my family since the civil war so I already knew what to expect. However, a lot of dudes got royally screwed over. When I was in "Women in COMBAT" and "the DRUGS" (ZERO-TOLERANCE!) were the ISSUES of the DAY. We had some gay couples onboard and it really wasn't a big deal to most people. The only time I remember there being any problem was this one ol' ginger-headed boy, he was new you see and the quartermaster didn't have a rack for him yet so they berthed him in 2nd. Well there's this bos'n mate 3rd in 2nd that liked to sleep nude and they put the new boy in the same pod as him. Couple days went by and everything is cool then one night the bos'n mate wakes up with ol ginger-head standing there groping the bos'n mate with one hand and stroking himself with the other. Well that bos'n mate he didn't swing that way and didn't like the attentions none-at-all. He come outta that rack screaming and hollering to beat all. Ol ginger-head lit a shuck for the nearest exit which happened to be into the head and from there he ran out the other door into the passageway with that bos'n mate right behind him threatening bloody murder. Unfortunately for the ginger-head there was one of them mop buckets with the metal squeegee things on it there in the head and the bos'n mate grabbed it on the way out. By this time EVERYBODY in both 1st and 2nd were up and trying to see what the fuck was going on. It was a sight, two buck-naked men running and screaming at the top of their lungs down the passageway with one of them wielding a metal mop squeegee. Then the bos'n mate he chucked that squeegee and caught ginger-head just a bit on the side of his head and that boy went down BOOM just like he got shot. The bos'n mate was right there on top of him too and probably would have finished things up permanent but by then enough people were up and about that they got him out of there pretty quick. The next day ginger-head was outbound on the helo. I don't have any idea what happened to him. That bos'n mate nobody said anything to him about the whole deal because shit, what else do you expect a man to do in that situation. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.The alternative is Michael Crawford. HEY GOD DAMNIT Any bitch unqualified to be a waitress can still make a great beautician and if that's too much she can always make a decent ho'. Why you got to be so goddamn misogynistic all the time, huh? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'M GLAD THAT YOU AND I AGREE ON THIS MATTER The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, Mr Rustov claims that ANYONE who is UNQUALIFIED to be a WAITRESS is either a NIGGER or a MONGO, (although to be honest I don't know to what race the term MONGO refers). My retort is that even one who lacks the requisite qualifications for being a WAITRESS would still be skilled enough for training in the BEAUTICIAN industry. Furthermore, should said person be so unfortunate as to lack the ability to become a BEAUTICIAN that this person would, at the very LEAST, be able to find employment as a PROSTITUTE. You replied to me that a woman, regardless of race, could be a WAITRESS to which I agree. I spoke only of qualifications to perform the duties of a WAITRESS and remonstrated Mr Rustov concerning his repeated misogynistic statements. I fail to see why our AGREEMENT should be an HISTORIC first as you already are aware that I hold you in very high esteem Mr. Beck. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dogs will eat their own turds if you drop a bit of peanut butter on them. I have also seen them lap up their own vomit too so I don't know if I would trust shit just because a dog likes it you know. Thinking about it though the water itself should be non-dangerous although myself I would worry more about what chemicals might be mixed in at the tank, you know like Tidy-Bowl or other types of cleaner that might be in thar. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. L3J killed you once. Don't make him do it again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No way, it's totally going to be PALIN / CABLE GUY 2012! AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuck the Nazi's and all that but those uniforms, I mean, you got to admit they look pretty Goddamn punk and by punk I mean sexy. And their equipment just LOOKS BADASS, dripping in that Sprockets arrogance. Brilliant and disturbing. I mean the shit was made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wow. If any organization purposely set out to represent the manifestation of pure evil on Earth they would be hard-pressed to better look the part. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Went to bed real, woke up realer. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The REAL Ron Paul is THIRD COAST BABY Durty Souf' yo Screwed and Chopped The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Isolated pyrotechnics expected after sunset. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That sounds truly fucking creepy put that way. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There, there, don't cry. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Weekend starts HERE The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. like 60 Minutes? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. and Eve was made from a rib so she was white right? And mighty tasty with the right sauce too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who? We're talkin bout ADAM from the REAL KING GODDAMN JAMES BIBLE which as EVERYBODY knows is the TRUE WORD of our LAWD not some SATAN worshiping sand-nigger wannabe bible. Jesus fucking Christ on a POGO-STICK! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You realize of course that you could swim across the Colorado and get you some of that good health care insurance, rather than sitting around waiting for the Mexicans to do all the work for you. ;-P The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 3, 7, 42, & 17 6 & 9 of course get honorable mentions. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Most people on the planet regardless of age, race, gender, ethnicity or religious affiliation are racist, sexist and anti-Semitic. See there ARE some things mankind can share, like our universal contempt for one another. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ABSOLUTELY! but, ONLY if you are a genuine fool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I like Tuesdays, it's like the 3rd day of the week and 3 is a cool number. cool ... like mirror shades The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was pretty cool Watching the video was very distracting (ppls looking like condoms and all) but just listening was enjoyable. Thank you SaintPort, I'm going back to bed now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just to let you know Del, Wal*Mart is now Walmart* although it is still Wal*Mart in China. (for now) No Smiley anymore either. : ( The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Most dog problems solved by cutting off the tail about 2 inches behind the ears. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THANK YOU DEL! Throwing out the three Sanyos now. And here I was just thinking my wife sucked at house-keeping. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kurons enjoying technology and culture from the trenches. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Elmer Fudd Syndrome ssssshhhhhh! Be Vewy Qwiet I'm hunting wabbits! That or she just has some kind of fatal attraction to the damn things. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah on the pie Do you pronounce it puh-KAHN or PEE-can? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where does it mention DiGG? It seems to me he's upset with Twits on Twitter and fat bitches that fantasize about having sex with him. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aw man, I can see the lulz now . . . Millions of Happy Habbo Nigras and Anonymi clogging the streets of Tehran with signs ISLAM CLOSED DUE TO AIDS! AYATOLLAH'LL MONGLE UR COCK! O RLY? NO YUO! Would make for an interesting Film at 11! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I had breasts for supper. They were delicious. also the rest yes it was The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Damn kids these days have all the fun. New Medical Device Sedates Children With Drugs, Videogames Also, this should be a videogame. It looks like it would be fun as all hell. NO NO NO NO! YOU are the big danger WE have to COPE with. The world is changing. Marijuana is the flame. Heroin is the fuse. LSD is the BOMB! The world. The beautiful world of LSD. I don't know what to think about this lil bit here allows the procedure to be performed by less skilled personnel um hmmm also that Dr Hart is awfully friendly with the stoned kid. I lurve their tag-slogan though - Distraction, Comfort, Sedation. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. At least they called first. LOL The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is that new shit. Keep them standing in line. That Universal Mind Control, now move your behind. You know you like it, it's calling your name. Nigga, this is that new shit and it don't feel the same. It's that bang bigga-bang ba-bang ba-bang bang. Bang bigga-bang ba-bang ba-bang bang. Bom bigga-bom ba-bang ba-bang bigga-bigga bom bigga-bom ba-bang ba-bang bang. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know right, I was used as an iterator once. ;-) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. NONCOMBATANT CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTORS "These are persons who, by reason of religious, ethical or moral belief, are conscientiously opposed to killing in war in any form but who do not object to performing noncombatant duties (such as being a medic) in the armed forces. These people are reassigned to non-combatant duties in the Armed Forces or, in the event of a draft, are trained without weapons and assigned to non-combatant service." We had these guys in the volunteer Navy and they usually were either cooks or supply. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. United MySpace of Twitterria? Would just mean Reddipublicans vs Diggocrats. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Caffeine, Nicotine and Alcohol are an important part of an adult's recommended daily allowance. Preferably as part of a complete breakfast that includes lots of bacon. I wonder if they'll use her in that whole "Welcome to my world" campaign. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know who else is in the North? NATO The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only reason for fruit in beer is so you can market it to teenagers. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I guess that means Spock is sterile then huh. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5, the back alley of the Internet yeah, it's dark and has a strange odor. There aren't a whole hell of a lot of people that come back this way. It can be a bit scary. The ones that do hang out are the insane, the anti-social, the drunks and junkies. Most are armed and the ones that aren't are the REAL scary ones. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Maybe not Neanderthal DNA has been recovered from individual skeletons at a few sites, including Feldhofer Cave in Germany, Mezmaiskaya Cave in Russia, and Vindija Cave, Croatia. The DNA sequences are similar, and divergent enough from Modern humans to suggest that Modern humans and Neanderthals are not closely related. However, some controversy has arisen over the characterization of the Mezmaiskaya infant as Neanderthal; and geneticists are not united in believing that no gene flow occurred between Neanderthals and Modern humans. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Our attitudes regarding sex / violence and attitudes about religion. Hopefully, they will be amused by our quaint ideas about Intellectual Property also. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Get good lawyers It might work out though, have your 'friend' (uh huh) declare themselves a non-resident alien. If that don't work try declaring themselves an unlawful enemy combatant. They'll have to go to GITMO for a bit but hey Obama's going to let 'em all go in little while anyways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Chow Chow Dinner Time The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Rust Never Sleeps The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Euphemisms Seems a lot of people around here like to say, "Had to go talk to Mr. Jones." The same people will also often ask other people returning from the restroom, "Did everything come out alright?" When they fart they like to say, "I hear my phone ringing, probably have to go speak to Mr. Jones directly." Honestly, I have no earthly idea. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You remind me of those bastards that when I say, 'Hey how you doing?' they start off, 'Well, not too damn good actually, my fucking feet are killing me, and the rent is due but I spent all my money on hookers and blah, blah blah.' Because you know, I'm just trying to be polite and human, you know what I mean? I probably don't really give a shit how you are doing, it is just a kind of social grease to make interacting with other fucks go smoothly. So when people say that to you just accept it for what it is and move on. When you want to say something just say some shit like 'I'm sorry for your loss.' You could go batshit-insane crazy thinking through this. What do you say to a hindu? Something like, "Uncle Hamarama sure will make a nice cow."? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What the hell do you mean interested? I ain't talking about coming up and throwing my arm around your shoulder, big ol' shit-eatin grin, pumping your hand like we're old bunk buddies, I'm just saying, "How're you doing?", or "'Sup?" you know and you are s'posed to say, 'Fine' or 'Just chillin' dawg.' I reckon then your advice to the Big Vinigga would be to say something along the lines of, "THEIR DEAD! Alright? Can we GO now?" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Long before the human race turns a light coffee color we will have mastered Bio-Tech enough that the trendy hipsters of the future will be strutting the streets in ocean, ruby, and emerald skin. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Was he wearing a Three Wolf Shirt you mean. And jesus Ron Paul, drink moar before you post. I'm waiting for the 'and then I Accidentally the Whole HOUSE!' Diary The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're saying you are pretty anal then? I agree with what you are saying to a certain extent. You have to remember however, that the street goes both ways. It is possible that your siblings and their peers may look at your 'properly formatted' emails as TL;DR. My point being that to communicate effectively, one must speak to one's audience. If that audience is a pack of low-life losers on a dying website in the ass-end of the internet then neither capitalization nor punctuation is liable to be much of an issue. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YogHURT seems to be the winnah (so far) in this ongoing struggle. Me I like the kind with the fruit in it and the little cup on top that has either granola or mini m&m pieces. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What is worse than a trekkie is somebody that spams the same picture day after day. The first time it was like, 'Damn, that's pretty fucking cool.' The second time was like, 'Meh'. Now it's like, 'Lame man'. Once more and it'll be all like, 'That dude mirko is REALLY into GAPING assholes. He should maybe seem a shrink or something.' (Where something == Go kill yourself.) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 2g1c It sure can make a man's day when I hear retching sounds behind me from the snoops trying to scope out my screen. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well you didn't miss much, really it's a lot like watching Star Trek. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Bad mouse wheels are a common k5 user problem The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorry hugin, the fix can be found here The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "I'm really not that much of a troll" Obviously. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I sure as hell wouldn't want to be the janitor. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Whut r u drankin? I think I want me some. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I need some lessons on that. I could use some ADDerall or Modafinil or some shit like that about now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I too don't like the auto-rec didn't we play with that sometime back on Amazon, there was like this whole 'Peeps who liked this thing also purchased this butt plug' and some other funny shit. On the other hand yeah, if I watch a really good classic movie, like 'Dark Star' or 'Repo Man' then hells yeah I would like to see another one like it. Now books, that is a little different because I tend to find an author that I like and then read as much of their work as I can get my hands on regardless of the subject. You remind me of my mother-in-law who will not watch a movie twice. "I've already seen it why would I want to see it again?" As for staying in the comfort zone, I'll just settle on trying not to waste too much time reading shit I ain't going to like anyways because there sure is a lot of it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I use my 4chan /b/ folder to passively agitate the snoops. I think you get extra points if they change seats. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OMG I LOVE DOLLAR TREE! It's in the mall though. I call Dollar General 'the poor mans Walmart' but I like shopping there because often I can be in and out with my purchase in less time than it takes to park at Walmart. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ya'll just ruin it. Half the lulz are in that moment in the tree-rat's brain when it goes from 'Oh look! Nut!' to 'What the flying FUCK?' You tie the babies up and they KNOW, believe me, I've seen it in their eyes. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, remember Daikatana? Romero won't forget. What about Battlecruiser 3000? Nothing good would have come from DNF. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. On your cheese-burger sir, is there MUSTARD, a spicy Dijon perhaps? Or do you fancy the Ketchup? These are the truly IMPORTANT issues of the day. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I believe, that they are in fact, genuine niggers. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You have mighty strange tastes in BBQ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I clicked your link and that has got to be the NERDIEST watch I have ever seen (not that being nerdy is a bad thing mind) however, certainly NOT a watch for a gentleman. I prefer pocket watches myself although to some they can appear somewhat pretentious. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Walmart and some other stores here take checks without signitures. Often the clerk won't even ask for ID unless the cash register tells them too. I don't know if they run it like a debit or an EFT but they just put the check in the scanner and it prints some VOID shit on it. You have to sign a slip like if you did a credit card but if they don't ask for ID anyone could scrawl Mickey Mousetafa and be gone. I have closed my checking accounts because it is just mad-crazy (no disrespect). The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mercedez-Benz and Kampfflugzeugen mit Maschinenpistolen The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Once again, Glenn 'Blastar' Beck delivers! You know I would totally do the silver ribbon thing but I already have a silver ribbon and it says: "I Support Farting" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ah kin make a lotta dem dam roux I gar-on-tee you dat! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Burger King dude WTF The Burger King, uh spokesman, mascot? Man, he scares the piss out of me. I mean he is so weird looking all plastic and shit. Jack was weird to me at first also because I remember Jack getting blown away so he's like a zombie Jack in the Box. But BK, jesus. And this commercial they got out now, I'm a little confused. Although it shows the scary King with lots of chicks, the message is about the King being all into square butts and hooking up with Spongebob. Now, I don't know shit about this Spongebob Squarepants dude. Is he gay? Does he crave the royal scepter or will he revolt? Is he even an adult? I don't know, I don't think I want to know. The freakiest part of that whole thing though has got to be the way that King does the splits. Is this the Truth that sent MDC smashing through the Looking Glass perhaps? What mascot gives you nightmares? I saw that the other day, hilarious. Tulips on the mound. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I think your supposed to smear the blood on the door or something. It's like a trdition. Also if you skin them right you can pull the carcass inside out to make like a nice furry cavity, just watch out for ticks. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Clatto Verata Nicto "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" "The horror of that moment," the King went on, "I shall never, never forget." . . . "You don't know how to manage Looking-glass cakes," the Unicorn remarked. "Hand it round first, and cut it afterwards." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tha' trouble wit blogules and diaries and shit Mood: vegas lucky Now Playing: Steve Wilkos - "Mommy Hurt Me" Topic: NOT about Michael D. Crawford So, you know the trouble with diaries/blogs/etc. is that when I have time to write shit down there ain't shit worth writing down. When something happens that might be interesting--like my recent trip to Vegas--then I don't have time to write about it. Later, when I do I often don't feel like it. Another thing about 'b-b-b-blogging' is that nobody is going to read this shit. Most of the people I know who would trouble themselves are dead. So if you want to be read then you have to promote yourself and if you don't want to do that then you won't be read. If you don't want to be read then why write? (for tha' Lulz?) I'm such an idiot. I was "online" in 1991. I should have dropped everything and spent all my time creating a web presence as soon as there was a web to be present on. Back then, before the screaming hordes of "Eternal September" there wasn't much content and I would have just had to hang in there and I would be an iNET Celebrity today just due to my longevity. Now you have to Twitter your My Space and YouTube your Facebook. To think, I could be kicked back soaking in AdSense revenue. No I had to have "A Real Job". The MOST weird thing is that, like keeping an onion in your belt, it was the style at the time that if you wanted to be taken seriously you would publish your REAL name and a contact email. Then the Spammers, ID Thieves, and Griefers made it where you didn't publish your email or if you did it would be obfuscated in some way. Then because of marketers you didn't want ANYBODY knowing ANYTHING about you. Well now I'm asked not only to publish my real name and email but they expect me to publish all sorts of shit about myself and then SHARE IT on MULTIPLE SITES with PICTURES! Time to find something to do. Ohh yeah, I tried to do a GIMP tut. I didn't quite finish the tut, I got distracted but here's what I ended up with. Yeah, I realize it NEEDS MOAR LENSFLARE! Still this is the Internet's "Age of Sharing" and you get what you pay for. I Agree that blog is pretty retarded and I don't know whether to Laugh Out Loud or cringe when I hear somebody say they are 'blogging' because that sounds like something someone might do that was infected with blogules. I can't help it though about coming up with stupid derivations. It's just something I do without thinking much about it. For instance, I regularly use terms like niggaratchi and twat sandwich. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Mr.Babyman didn't Digg it so it can't be THAT cool Would you like to friend me so we can Shout at each other? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more. No, I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more. Well, I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants me to be just like them. They say, "Sing while you slave", but I just get bored. I just ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more. I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more. Cuz he'll hand you a nickel, then he'll hand you a dime and then ask you with a grin if you're havin' a good time. Then he fines you every time you slam the door. So I ain't gonna work for Maggie's brother no more. I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more. No, I can't work for Maggie's ol' pa no more. See, he puts his cigar out in your face just for kicks. His bedroom window is made out of bricks. The National Guard stands around his door. Ah, I ain't gonna work for Maggie's pa no more. And I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more. I just ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more. She talks to all the servants about man and God and law. Everybody says she's the brains behind pa. She's sixty-eight, but she says she's twenty-four. So I ain't gonna work for Maggie's ma no more. Well, I wake in the morning, fold my hands and pray for rain. I got a head full of ideas that are drivin' me insane. It's a shame the way they make me scrub the floor. I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more. Honestly, I don't know for sure but I imagine it had something to do with the politics of the day as did a great deal of the music then. A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma. Either way, like you said, a classic. Personally, the song just fit my mood this Monday morning. It was playing on the 8-track of my mind till I realized that hey it's 4-20. So I took a couple aspirin, switched tapes and now I got some Molly going on and making some phone calls. Thinking about heading to Vegas for a bit. I'm traveling down the road and I'm flirting with disaster. Got the pedal to the floor and my life is running faster. I'm out of money, out of hope, it looks like self destruction. How much more can we take with all of this corruption. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanx dawg, I'll pass it along. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Twitter is for Twits, Twat's next? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah and they download tons and tons of shit (figuratively speaking of course) because it's free and you know maybe one day they'll get around to listeningrunningwatching all those files. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OVER 9,000 Hours in PC Paintbrush! I thought I would share this K5 style logo. I use it in the Fast Dial FF plugin to Mac-up my PC. In other news . . . I'm stuck in the house cuz it's fuckin wet and will probably rain all damn day. I have a shitload of fix-it type shit that needs doing here in the house but I continue to procrastinate on the computer. I would write something erotic and vaguely homo-sexual here that involved feces but just use your imagination. Oh and thanks to JackStraw I am now entirely convinced that my pressure cooker will kill me if given the opportunity. I have found it a new home with people who will make better use of it. In honor of that occasion I made a most delicious pot of pinto beans & ham-hocks in my slow-cooker. I am sick to death of POLITICS now. Tea-bafgging WTF? Right? I can barely stand Olbermann anymore even, it has become like Mirror-World Limbaugh. Everytime I turn on the TV seems like Obama is talking, talking, talking. I never saw Bush on TV this often. Also seems like every damn channel is ALL POLITICS ALL THE TIME. Did DKOS commandos take over the airwaves? I think I'll go read an e-book now. In Ref to DG's reply: Then when you win . . . or lose, either way you should kill yourself. Just kidding Glenn, you know I love you. But seriously, just kill yourself. ;) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should have them fake 'Your PC is INFECTED!' pop-ups, I hear they are real money makers ya'll. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL ask GoT about tobacco/beer taxes. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We the people We are the government. How can we steal from ourselves? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who the fuck supports seat belt/helmet laws And being in jail is frequently where they find Jesus. Is that also a dynamic that is overlooked? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No, You can't get enough of that Golden Crisp it's got the crunch with the punch! Honeycomb is BIG! Yeah yeah yeah! It's not small! No, no no. Honeycomb's got A big, big taste. A big, big crunch For a big, big bite! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A lot of those teabaggers don't even know what is going on. People just like to bitch and this whole teabagging is kinda fun, there's the "snicker" factor, there's the low low low barrier to entry and then everybody is talking about it so people feel safe as part of the herd. If you read the Statesman much you'd know that the entire Texas government is a circus voted in for our entertainment. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It ain't got nothin on the green bologna sandwiches they give you in county. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No tax needed, just a license & bag limit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yo' ass. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Watch out for these kinda guys Like suspiciously cheap Porsches with Nigerian escrow accounts, Dog the Door Man came to us via Craigslist. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Puff Puff Pass, motherfucker. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No you DON'T get it Back in the day we did more with less and we squeezed every last bit until it screamed. We were MEN back then not script-kittahs and our hands actually bled from working on bare metal. We weren't fat lazy fucks playing WoW! in our parent's basement. We wore ties, often bow, and we used slide-rules. We went to the moon and back, we became death, destroyer of worlds, we created global computer networks. We didn't just try to get a little more opacity out of a Window or an extra bead of sweat on a video game character. CASE CLOSED and SHUT UP The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Whut? I saw the whole thing on the news, the S turn and touchdown. I guess though that living in an intelligent, high-tech society like we enjoy in the great State of Texas, our news people cover important events like this, unlike the back-water ghetto in which you reside. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You can say that again . . . The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What the hell else you going to do when you can't afford cable or xboxes. Drinkin Smokin Fuckin & Suckin! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was 05 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Army says to just turn that frown upside down American troops are urged not to accept post-traumatic stress disorder as an inevitable consequence of war. Instead, Maj. Thomas Jarrett tells them to strive for "post-traumatic growth." "Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional," says Staff Sgt. Michael Venutto. An epidemic of suicides, which has killed almost as many American troops this year as combat operations in Iraq and Afghanistan combined has left top military psychologists puzzled. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Never played Merchant but I had that Star Fleet Battles and some FASA stuff and Car Wars. I didn't know that givemegmail111 was into Second Life. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 1 Shot 2 Kills The smaller they are, the harder it is It's not like 2G1C or anything, trust me. Go ahead and click, I know you want to. via this thread here The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I reckon, bout the same amount as all our little adventures. You paid taxes, I was in Beirut in '82-'83, who is more in trouble? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why it was so overrated: Nicolas Cage The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You Betcha! (wink) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who would you pick to win? In a winner-take-all cage-match to the death. Alcoholic Rodeo Clown vs Meth-addicted Carnie? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jehova Witness in Iran The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Am I a fool? I don't think I'm a fool. But I think I sure was fooled. -Kenneth Lay former CEO and chairman of Enron CEO acting the fool The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey Glenn Man, seems like you've been losing it on TV too. I know it's difficult times dawg, everybody all stressed and shit. You know what's good for stress? A good colonic irrigation. Seriously dawg, it just cleans that shit right out. And you know, when you ain't full of shit anymore it's like the difference between night and fucking day. Alternatively, you could buckle down and get another fine article posted to FP. But that might be too stressful and then you'll end up in the hospital again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They want a tax refund also AIG Suing To Recover Taxes Firm Says It Has Duty To Press On The big insurer is trying to recover $306.1 million of taxes, interest and penalties from the Internal Revenue Service. AIG has also asked a court to make the government reimburse it for money spent suing the government. AIG believes it "has a duty to its shareholders, including the government and other shareholders, to insure that it pays the proper amount of taxes," spokesman Mark Herr said by e-mail. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Whut is up with all the new accts? The RSS feed was real quiet for awhile then right after HHH posted about the CBB drama BOOM! A new crop of fools is born. Also on the stats it says there is one other person that subscribes to the trolltrack feed and also uses the same reader as me. That's almost creepy like. Any fool can use a computer. Many do. - T Nelson The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HuSi -------------------> lol drama The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It was lol until "They said the smell also made it difficult to breathe." Then it was LMAO! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So in at least one possible future me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Absolutely delicious The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vince Shamwow is a lot cooler in my book than fucking Chuck Norris right now. WOAH! I couldn't even imagine thinking that 10yrs ago. Damn, if that ain't a sign of how much things have REALLY gone to shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. In a damn Hanger nitwit. By the way: Zepplin Oh yeah. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You fools have nothing to fear. Except fear itself. Everything is going according to plan. The Illuminati are in control. The Illuminati have always been in control. There is no Cabal. Pleasant dreams little fool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I DON'T UNDERSTAND Why we have to make everything so complicated. Line em up against the wall and shoot the fuckers. It's already too late about pissing people off, we already did that, or making martyrs, that too is a done deal. If someone feels like we have to do something to try to save face or whatever, shit there could be like an industrial accident or something. Let's just clean this up in a typical good old fashioned American expeditious as fuck manner and MOVE FORWARD. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You know Some people believe in a lot of weird shit that ain't necessarily true. I ain't saying I know any better but from reading National Geographic I understand that humans before agriculture were some mean ass, nearly always running, savage mother-fuckers with knives and sharp sticks that were pretty fucking skilled at taking down prey. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yeah I reckon the only way you could be truly ethical would be to eat only fruit. Because otherwise, you know somebody or something 'killed' that carrion. Unless you know for a fact it died of old age. That is what fruit is--I hate to even use the word but you understand I'm sure--'designed' for, to be eaten and then have you shit out the seeds propagating the plant. The plant 'wants' you to eat its fruit. Hell you could start your own fruity movement and be fruitists. You could even get your followers good jobs going around from place to place picking fruit. You could have a cool motto like; "Hey, don't be a brute, be a fruit!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well you could build your goddamn muscles then, huh? You know, you could build your muscles picking strawberries. You know, bend and scoop... like the Mexicans. Start with strawberries, you might work your way up to them goddamn bananas! When, boy? When...are you going to get your act together? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YOU HAVE VARY GOOD RUCK How will be happening in 2009? Many protection from people around you. Someone will help you to release the pressure at school, job or home. Watch for job responsibility, health, lawsuit or accident. Trend to talk to people what in your mind, many people don't like the way you are. The social activities will increase then friends help you spending money. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You don't think but do you know for sure? Or do you just assume that is the case? I'm not picking on you here, just from the videos that I have seen it appears that there is quite a bit of questionable stuff that has been going on. However, until this whole Stewart vs Cramer thing started I was pretty much unaware of who Jim Cramer even was other than the advertisements for his show. I mean I would hope that there was some oversight and all but you know we don't live in a perfect world. Just look at the whole peanut product debacle recently for illustration. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Like Sauerkraut & Strawberry Ice Cream YOU'VE GOT NEWS IN MY COMEDY! YOU'VE GOT COMEDY IN MY NEWS! TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER! CNBC CENTRAL! NEWS FOR JEWS WITH JON STEWART HEADLINES WITH STEPHEN COLDBEER YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE WITH MAD JIM CRAMER SPORTS WITH BIG RUSH LIMBAUGH WEATHER WITH RITA KATRINA The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE INVENTED A TIME MACHINE. ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN I'LL MATERIALISE RIGHT HERE AT 11:37 AM ON FRIDAY. THIS IS JUST A COURTESY NOTE TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT STANDING IN THIS SPOT AT THE TIME. THINGS MIGHT GET QUITE MESSY IF YOU ARE. ALSO I WON'T BE ARRIVING IN A DELOREAN, BE NAKED OR BE HALF MAN HALF FLY. THIS ISN'T THE MOVIES YOU KNOW. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WANT TO PLAY A GAME? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm not sure MC is MC anymore I can't quite put my finger on it but the last few comments and diary even though the keywords are there the tone and feel just aren't right. I think it is a good chance he gave his login to someone else. But it may just be a figmentation of my hallucination. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Long ago I was working in the lab and this dude I worked with was all, "Man, you got to catch this Rush Limbaugh he's really good." I think his show aired real late at night then, but anyways, I watched for about a week and I was totally mystified. So I told him, "Hey I've been watching that Limbaugh guy every night for a week now and while I admit some of his bits are humorous I just don't get most of the jokes." The dude looked at me like I had just stepped out of a flying saucer and very seriously told me, "He's not a comedian." I'm like, "Get out of town, you mean he's serious with all that ditto shit? I was sure it was some kind of parody." Dude says, "Yes, he is very serious." I hadn't felt that awkward since I went on that rant about what was fucked up about a certain local Church only to find out that the people I was ranting to were not only members of that particular congregation but were related to the minister. At any rate, I just let it slide these days. I just take it for granted that Republicans are going to claim that I am the cancer killing America, that I worship Karl Marx and eat babies while brain-washing American youth. If that doesn't qualify as having a sense of humor then I don't know what does. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Really I don't know who what where anymore I think most people just make it up as they go along these days, a lot like religion. What I mean is that a person says I'm a 'Republican' or 'Conservative' then everything that they consider 'GOOD' becomes a Republican value and everything that is 'BAD' becomes what they believe is a leftist liberal value. It is the same on the other side of the aisle and everybody is too busy cheer-leading to see where they might have common ground. It reminds me of Protestants vs Catholics where the actual dogma is less of an issue than which 'team' one is on. People in both camps get so busy shouting past each other that they forget that they are both supposedly Christian. The majority don't even bother to think anymore they just listen to what their respective 'priests' say. Rednecks around here think I'm full of shit when I tell them things like: The Texas Republican Party was formed on July 4, 1867, in Houston by 150 African Americans and 20 white Texans. They don't even know the history behind the parties, all they know is what they hear on TV / Talk Radio. The Democrats around here aren't any better. So I just do what I do. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Farting in the bookstore is my guilty pleasure. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He can't be President of TEXAS he's not native. Maybe we can let him be governor of Reeves County or something like that. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This is why you are such a HuSi fag because you read these 'literary significant' fag books. Now if you read books by real men for real men, and about real men like "Doc Savage", "Matt Helm", and "Dirk Pitt" then you wouldn't be so fixated on HuSi. Instead you would be more like a Magnum P.I. and less like a Bovine-loving, HipHopopotamus. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dugg! The Jarmidor The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Better homeschool them I LOL at the idea of Designer Baby meets the Public School System. Children can be pretty vicious. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Some men need some killer weed and some men need cocaine. Some men need that cactus juice to purify their brain. Some men need two women and some need alcohol. Everybody needs a little something, but Lord, I need it ALL! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lithium carb. & Abilify seem to do the trick$ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Naw, if your saliva tastes like rotting fish It ain't from the drugs it's from eating all that dopehead pussy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Kids these days popped my cherry in 48k and most of the work done in the VBI. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That was no fail, that was a TIME PARADOX! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Democracy is the road to socialism. - Karl Marx The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The fools I know are circumspect; "Better to hold one's tongue and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." are generous; "A fool and his money are soon parted." are brave; "Fools boldly go where even angels fear to tread" are ingenious; "A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." evoke sympathy for their cause; "I pity da fool" Be FOOLISH and Be PROUD! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you're saying you like fat chicks. Or as the negroes say in Alabama, 'We likes them thick gurls.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. B's, C's, or D's, I'd just like to walk through a field of them barefoot. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I believe we knew what you meant however, it would've been a lot cooler if you said she accidentally her legs. Although it might not have been entirely true, it makes for a much stranger mental picture. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Toe Busted SEVILLE, DAR DAGO TOUSAN BUSSES INARO. NOJO DEMIS TRUX SUMMIT COWZEN SUMMIT DUX. This commie, pinko, bleedin-heart liberal bastard was driving through dittohead country when his hybrid car broke down. Fortunately for him, or so he thought, the vehicle quit just outside a dusty old gas station so he commenced looking about for a mechanic. "Hello!", he called. There was no answer. "Hello?", he cried again but still no answer but the squeak of a sign. He began to look about, peering into the dirty windows but it appeared as if no one had been in attendance for some time. He made his way to the side of the station when suddenly he heard a commotion. He barely had time to jump back when this HUGE COYOTE came tear-assing around the corner. He could see that the animals eyes were wide with fright, foam flew from the beast's muzzle. Clearly, the terrified coyote was running as if for its very life. The man had no time whatever to recover from the shock when a strapping young man came running around the corner, clearly in hot pursuit of the coyote. The young man caught up to the coyote in the middle of the road and grabbed the coyote by one leg. The coyote did not even attempt to bite the young man. Instead, a look of doom passed across the animals face as it struggled in vain to get free. Holding the coyote firmly by the leg, the young man pulled down his pants with his free hand. Then he grabbed the coyote by the other leg and violently penetrated the poor animal. The commie, pinko, bleedin-heart liberal bastard was completely shocked. He had heard of such behaviour but never in his life had he seen such depravity. Pulling his eyes away from the horror he noticed a bar situated across the road and he ran toward it for help. Entering the coolness of the darkened bar he was relieved to see a sheriff's deputy seated at the bar nursing a long-neck. His relief was short-lived however, as he noticed an obese and elderly man seated at a table, looking out the window and furiously masturbating. The liberal stomped up towards the deputy and confronted him. "Excuse me, but just what the HELL kind of community do you have here officer?!" The deputy looked up slowly from his beer and eyed the man. "Why, whatever do you mean?" "Well to begin, the very first thing I am greeted with is a young man, who even as we speak is committing violent bestiality in the middle of a public highway. And then here, in this very establishment is a senior-citizen, pleasuring himself. Now, I would like to know how you justify that!" The deputy stroked his chin and drawled, "Well now wait just a minute there boy. Now, you don't expect an old man like that to catch a coyote do you?" That was cool, except for some reason I forgot I had the volume turned all the way up. I'm not sure what to think of this though: The Manga Guide to Physics The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Another good philosophy book you may enjoy Mandingo The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL. iFail - I totally screwed up the linkage Mandingo The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fujita and Beaufort. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know you chicks dig the long hard serifs I just don't swing that way, I'm a straight san-serif-sexual. Come on over heah Arial, daddy got sumpin fo' ya. You wait yo damn turn Verdana there's plenty to go 'round. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My favorite Arthur C. Clarke books are the "City and the Stars", "The Nine Billion Names of God", and "Tales from the White Hart". However, I wouldn't compare any of these to "The Illiad", "Macbeth", or "Beyond Good and Evil" as 'literature'. A lot of the 'classic' Sci-Fi stories started in pulp magazines. Comparing them to literature is like comparing "Action Comics #1" to "Guernica". I saw "2001" when it came out. It was way too long and a lot of it was just trippy special effects. In the movie "2001" a lot of extra material had to be added because the audience at the time didn't understand space or sci-fi. Today audiences have a framework that has been built up over time. Kubrick also used the film to show off the state of the art in special effects. It was the "Star Wars" of the day. You began by talking about literature. Then you bring up a film and a book, not as an example of literature but to illustrate your definition of art. Do you even know what it is you want to write about? Nowhere in your diary have you even touched upon how to write, rather it has mostly been about what to read and now what to watch. I think perhaps you are the one who is exercising your 'practicality' to talk about something of which you seem to know little. Your third point of course is a blatant troll because everyone knows that point 3 is always ???? and 4. PROFIT!!! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Indeed, I did notice your article was coming apart Perhaps you yourself should re-study a few basics from a master. HTH! HAND! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. White dude playin blooz. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nightmare 2009-02-28 9:18 AM lol, Attempting to troll ur dreamz. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Lol whut? Different TZ. It looks to me that it woke up just 2mins after I nightmared. Ron Paul however, has always been and shall always continue to be fail. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Here Let me google that for you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I disagree it's just TV. I ain't one of those tv snobs that never watches tv 'cuz there's a few shows I like to catch but it really is like a damn narcotic. Now if a person is primarily watching daytime tv or children's programming I can certainly understand them getting stupider. This kid show was playing in the waiting room at a Dr.'s office the other day. In less than 5 minutes the only thought in my mind was, "Look at all the pretty colors!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There goes my hero Watch him as he goes! There goes my hero he's ordinary. Dont the best of them bleed it out while the rest of them peter out? Truth or consequence, say it aloud. Use that evidence, race it around. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Firstly, if she isn't too gross then she probably DOES have a boyfriend. only chicks under eight and executive type bitches don't have boyfriends. "It seems like to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me." - Phil Robertson Now wait a minute I'm not sure I understand. Is it, that you believe you have 'mastered' the penis, so to speak and so, for a time, you are the Penis Hero? Or more like a dude / dudette that is a hero to penises? Does this penis have like super powers or is it more like a mentally unstable penis that relies on technology? Do you come with accessories and attachments? How long before we see the arrival of a competing penis? Say something like 'Cock Band' and will you two be compatible? Just trying to get things sorted out ya know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I liked the part in Friday the 13th when Jason transformed into that Big Mechano-Robotocized-Chainsaw-Machete-Woodchucker thing that was AWESOME! Also when Crystal Lake exploded, that was just way too cool. Of course now there will be all this which-is-better; slow dumb shambling Jason vs fast moving Jason. I like the fast-moving Jason but they definitely need to send more paramedics. OMG!OMG!OMG! I just looked up Michael Bay on IMDB and he's doing a re-boot of A Nightmare on Elm Street. How sweet will that be? Also, you probably are lying about eating crepes 'cause that's NOT the kind of food they serve in Britannia, it's supposed to be all bangers and kidney pie and chips or something. I know! Anyways, good luck with your mad-cow salmonella from that cheese! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What's to keep 'em from selling the food? What do you care? Maybe the bitch needed a barbie doll. You know you can buy a nice thick T-Bone or Roast or even a damn Lobster with them there stamps. I bet that really pisses you off too. Maybe we should just make it where you can only buy oatmeal, biscuits, tea and hard tack. Better yet give that cash to a poor, down-on-it's-luck Financial Institution. Sure as shit don't want somebody getting something a little extra. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We don't want to be efficient, We WANT to be SURE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Afirmative Action for the Win! ; ) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Am I the only one sits there like a dickhead? Would've made an excellent poll. As for sitting around with the headphones on but nothing playing, hell ya. On the other hand I'm glad that the whole cyber-space thing didn't really catch on. Imagine if the entire web was like navigating in Second Life? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks, I needed that! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The only thing sadder than an HuSi-ite is an HuSi-ite wannabe. No, don't deny it. It's so obvious that you want to be part of that little club, accepted and welcomed but they just reject you with their zero-ing. It's all you ever talk about, HUSI, HUSI, HUSI. I'd almost think you were hulver trying to drive people over. Dead Cow, it's what's for dinner. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I TAKE OFFENSE AT YOUR ANTI-BEARDISM! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fucking Shit I'm torn between being amazed at the persistence and feeling sorry for someone who must have even less of a life than the average kuron. "I've been chopping away at it for a year, here and there between other jobs" Every Swear Word on Every Episode of the Sopranos, Ever, in Chronological Order. (via BoingBoing) I'm thinking there was more than one /b/-tard involved and that makes doing stupid stuff a little more fun and a little less weird. This is evidently one person who developed a project that is pretty much one half hour of fucking shit. It's like the difference between nerds building a full scale model of the Millenium Falcon out of Legos and some dude collecting all the dog turds in Central Park and stacking them one at a time in Times Square. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well see, I'm collecting all these dog turds . . . The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah, just right now getting stuff put away and about to leave out in fact. We're going to make a day out of it. Going to get into some shit here in a minute and finish it off with going to see the movie. It's like having Halloween in February. Hope you enjoy it dawg. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Being got Drunk They write from Oxford, that the close of the last Week, an old, and two new-rais'd Soldiers, being got Drunk, and going from that City to Woodstock, made a Resolution to Kill the first Man they met, but he proving to be a Gentleman on Horse-back, who had a Case of Pistols, they durst not attack him. The next Man they met was a Scotch Pedlar, whom they set upon, and most Barbarously murder'd, cutting his Throat from Ear to Ear. Notice being taken of the Dead Corps, the Murderers were pursued, overtaken, and, according to ancient Custom, challenged to touch the Dead Body, which the old Soldier readily did; but one of the others was taken with a Trembling, and struck with such Terror, that he presently confess'd the horrid Fact, whereupon they were all three committed to Oxford Gaol. [The Post Boy] 27 February - 1 March 1707 On Monday night last, about nine o'clock, Lieutenant Smith, with his press-gang, belonging to the Edinburgh Man of War, went on board some Norway ships lying in Hanover-Hole, being Danes, Swedes, &c. in order to press some of the men, several of whom were English; but they no sooner gon on board, but all the ships crews in the Teer gathered together in a body, and got their handspikes, iron crows, hatchets (with which they cut the wood in the country) and other weapons, and as fast as the press gang got up the sides of the ship they knock'd them into the Thames; but notwithstanding this resistance, the press gang still persisted, and got again into the ship, but being overpowered, the adversaries got the Lieutenant, and was going to cut his head off with one of the hatchets, and would certainly have done it, had not a stout fellow knock'd the person down as he was going to strike the blow, and at the same tiime took the Lieutenant in his arms and flung him over- board, by which means he saved his life. After the press-gang was got into their boat, some with broken arms, others with their ribs broke (who were afterwards carried to Deptford Yard to the Surgeon to be cured) the ships crews flung into the boat at them several handspikes, hatchets, and other desperate weapons, all which were brought into the publick Hall of the Admiralty, and a complaint was likewise made to their Lordships on Tuesday, but what the consequence will be must be referred to another opportunity. The Country Journal 1 July 1732 11-13 February 1702 A great many Press-Gangs are now daily abroad, and pick up every Day abundance of able Men, for the use of the Fleet, which obliges others to flock on board, that they may be Intituled to His Majesty's Bounty Money. [The London Post] The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I normally don't give a fuck either, it's a good philosophy. Your query reminded me of my cousin, in '74 he smoked what he called 'ABS* Brand' cigarettes. *(A_llready B_een S_moked) He would dig them out of public ashtrays. Very inexpensive and no ID check. The rednecks and ropers all roll BUGLER or Kite during hard times. I also understand that this here is some good stuff mayne. I'll tell you what, if you have a bag of bulk tobacco on you, ThEy can't claim your rolling papers are paraphernalia, or so I've heard. Although I reckon that isn't much of a problem in California. I never picked up the habit of smoking cigarettes because when I was real little, my parents liked to burn me with them, so I didn't enjoy them too much. I dipped Copenhagen snuff for about thirty years. I'm glad as hell I finally spit that out. That snuff is expensive though and I mean that snuff granny dips. So now grampa gets those Swisher Sweets--them little bitch cigars--up at the Walmart and tears the filter off. Then he cuts each one up into a cylinder about as long as your pinky nail and dips that. He told me he saved quite a bit of money that way. Now, I have to admit I do like a good cigar, as long as that cigar is a Blunt. You know, I could have sworn that back before MC went totally nut-rageous he wrote a decent article about quitting smoking . . . I'm sorry, I can't seem to find that story. Oh well, I was going to recommend you read it if you decided to take them other bastards' advice and quit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I exagerated a bit it seems, I was 15 when I started and 42 when I quit so actually it was about 27 years. I don't do arithmetic so well that late/early in the morning ;) didn't mean to mislead anybody. To tell the truth though, my mouth is fine now, see it had made a little pocket in my left cheek and the skin in there was off white, looked just like travertine. I never expected that to ever heal but it did. Eventually. I never thought of dipping as disgusting though, now chewing tobacco, boy-hidey that there is some nasty shit. Cheek puffed out like a man's got a damn baseball up in there and a damn string o'spit and chaw come flying out every couple a seconds. Daddy would've whup the shit out of me if he ever caught me spitting. I always just swallowed the juice from my dip. I gave it up though because it eventually got to the point I wasn't getting anything out of it. It was just a habit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Dude, it couldn't have been all that big if you could just flush it to its watery grave without even having to use a plunger. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I need a sweet with short red hair and when I need a sweet I need it to be there. I need a sweet, hear what I say? A killa sweet to get me through the day. Help me out. BTW: At least now we know the real reason why Michael Phelps eats 12000 calories per day. Yeah, eight gold medals, I guess users really are losers. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Didn't intend to watch it, in fact had some movies queued up to watch. However, had some friends arrive with other ideas. Fortunately, they brought party favors so I was easily persuaded and by the second half I was in a state where the game was even interesting. Much yelling was done, some arguing, a little vomiting, a few did not make it home. I'd say a good time was had by all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. lol, u ingest ur mood-alterants ur wayz and i'll ingest em mine. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. MAN CARD? LOL! We don' need no stinkin man card. I got ur man card hangin' right here. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Women: If you can't beat 'em then fuck 'em. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Phillies Peach These are fine too. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sarah should have ditched that old bag McCain and taken her rightful place as Queen of the American Emperial Republic. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Twitter is now the Newspaper of Record (nt) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just stay the hell out of Texas and there won't be any trouble. And yes, I AM looking at you with my cowboy squint. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Make em RED or GREEN, or BLUE, or anything but white. Put one of those flavor things that you 'crack' open. Make em 'sparkle' as you smoke them. Sounds like a real winnah to me. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was just reading Lifehacker's Hive Mind round-up last night and it seems to me that this question is fairly similar to yours. Hard for me to say 'cause I don't do much organization outside my sock-drawer these days, (and that's pretty easy 'cause I only ever wear white cotton socks.) I don't think Outlook would be worth a damn for anything though. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I keep hearing about printing presses but they didn't *really* print out $700b in cash right? I mean it's all pretty much just numbers in a database or spreadsheet now right? Does a significant amount of *real* paper money even exist anymore? Oh, and when are you going to post to the Front Page again Mr. Beck? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. And you wouldn't have gotten the job because wtf does that crap have to do with steel storm shutters? Course, I wouldn't have got the job either cause I'd be all like is that an African or European Coconut? And they'd be all like how do you know so much about coconuts? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HERE I AM! Rock you like a hurricaine! My body is burning it starts to shout. To die in a fire is no way to go out! I'd rather be hiking, that's the way to go. Better than fuckin your family in a goddamn cyclone! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Here's your 3 Hope you get your life back soon. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I sometimes run Win3.11 on DOSBOX but i defenestrated all my old iron when we moved last. I still have DR DOS floppies around but god alone knows when I last had access to a working floppy drive. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What if I just check it out of the Library is that cool? Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They warned you I'm pretty sure that in the commercials I saw the announcer said that "This film is a load of fucking preachy horseshit but GODDAMN THESE SPHERES AND METAL EATING LOCUSTS LOOK ABSOLUTELY BITCHIN' IN IMAX! Starts Friday at a theater near you, check your local listings for date and times." Also, agreed that this is the perfect role for Keanu. Although, I think it would have been better if he had been all "Be excellent to each other, PARTY ON!" Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL, and from the 'White Album' too. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD? Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WRONG Odysseus was WARNED about the Sirens so he had his men plug their ears with beeswax and tie him to the mast so that he could hear the Sirens song but still be kept safe. Which is what happened and they ALL lived happily ever after, well till the whirlpool that is. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Take the advice and get your friends to tie you to a pole till the danger is passed. Or become just another corpse smashed against the Sirens' shore. The choice, is yours. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Saw this on Steve Wilkos show Dude beat the crap out of and regularly choked his pregnant wife. She said, 'Oh but when he isn't drinking he's an angel'. At the end of the 'show' Steve told her she go though door #1 and leave with the beater. Or, she could walk through door #2 and Steve would get her counseling, help with the baby, etc. BUT it would mean leaving the punk. She didn't even hesitate but ran straight for the abusive dude. If the cops don't seem to care it's because of the attitude of the "victim", it's because they ALWAYS hear "Oh but when he isn't being an asshole, he's an angel" Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictiv So they are chilling together and you're calling and pointing fingers and wait, who is the stalker again? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They should compare like 6 Big Macs to a five, five dollah, five dollah footlong. I mean geez a Big Mac is like what 2" with bread and thousand island dressing and a thimblefull of meat yet still packs in 700 some odd calories. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All I can tell you is if an alien comes wants to trade you blankets say no thanks. On the other hand if they want to give you something cool for like Pennsylvania or California then like totally take that deal dawg. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is something like this what you are looking for? http://www.freewaregenius.com/2008/10/21/split-browser-split-your-firefox-window -into-multiple-browsers/ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. They're better, like candy & pussy dawg$ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him." ~ ~ ~ Nicholas Boileau The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "I'm all in favor . . . "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." - Solomon Short The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Let's call drug dealers undocumented pharmacists LOL, that link was on the front page. I love this kind of shit. "...acceptable terms are "undocumented immigrants," "foreign nationals," "persons without legal immigration status," "unauthorized workers" and "alleged or suspected undocumented immigrants." However, the association said "illegals," "illegal aliens," "aliens," "resident or non-resident aliens," "illegal immigrants," "scratchbacks or wetbacks," "armies of immigrants," "invaders," "reconquistadores" and "anchor babies" should be banned. PC Speak is so much fun, like this; "If the Hispanic Bar likes that, then let's call drug dealers undocumented pharmacists, and home robbery suspects physical property adjusters," So, what would a Troll be called in PC Speak? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "to get a bill to President Bush by mid-Feb. LOL WHUT? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nevermind, OLD NEWS IS OLD The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Unscrupulus? Sounds like a BONUS to me. An unscrupulous dealer would sell you some real bud and mix it with some of that herb-looks-like-bud shit they sell online. Or mix that salvinorium-divinium or whatever crap. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your Poll Is Not Very Huge, No Joy For Anyone. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was gone yesterday so I missed this diary, but it gets a big 3 and an IAWTD, and fuck the haters. Hell yeah. I'm not into any 'scene' or whatever. I just started listening to ambient, techno, trance and that sometime back in the dark ages when I did more coding because it was the perfect music for me to get into that "zone" where nothing else exists but logic and code. I still listen to it because it's like a musical drug. No matter how shitty a day I have it just mellows me right out. I got me some Amar, Nirvana Lounge, Fila Brazillia, etc. and I listen to Groove Salad. I don't know about 'chillout rooms' or the history or anything like that. I just know what I like when I hear it. Thanks for the links though. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just go out and kill something It'll make you feel better. Don't worry bout your guns, I ain't, they can ban em all or not it's not going to make a bit of difference down here. I don't know how good a president he'll make. He can sure make a hell of a speech though you gotta admit that. I figure he'll end up being either like Reagan or Carter. I don't give two shits whether he's black or not, we ought to be well past that in this day and age. Regardless, this is an historic occasion. It's potentially the start of something new. So you can be all WAAHHH! Sour Grapes! If I Could Turn Back Time! or you can roll up your sleeves, quit crying and be a part of the change. Look at it as a challenge. Or not. But if not, then quit annoying the people that are. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's a 40 long with a 33" waist He likes em a little loose but not saggy. He likes a wool and cashmere blend. He rolls with an inch and a quarter cuff. Hope that answers your question. BTW: I'm a khaki man myself, I only wear denim on the weekends. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OH YEAH! Product The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The Cartoons I watched taught me that smart -ass vegetarians and sometimes cross-dressers always beat out conservative hunter types. That and never stand under an anvil. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm going as Chancellor Palin I should get LOTS of CANDY! Actually, I'll probably do what I do every year, dress up in my clown suit and just pass out candy from my party van. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HEY WHAT IS THAT THING DOING WITH THAT POOR KIDS HEAD!? NO REAL THAN YOU ARE Looks Shooped, Whooped, & Lazar'd The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I HAS A BUCKET The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WIPO Blue Bell Peaches & Homemade Vanilla The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What is weird to me is K5'ers, kurons, whatever, go and brew their own beer, harvest their own honey, are meticulous about the car/bike they drive/ride, etc. etc. etc. But they run out and buy what is essentially the Bud-lites, Sue-BEEs, & Sears of games. 'Uh give me a six-pack of FarCry3, a bottle of MMO_WARGAME_OF_THE_MONTH, and load it in my LittleBigPlanet.' Then bitch when it sucks. I don't understand this. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I would be a-scared to ID theft a kuron for fear I'd end up as a headline on FARK (SomeGuy) [DUMBASS] Dude steals kurons identity, dude discovers kuron wanted by Interpol for wound rape, aggravated bestiality, and brigandage. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Voting is compulsory for every Australian citizen aged 18 years or older. If you do not vote and do not have a valid and sufficient reason for failing to vote, a penalty is imposed of $20. If the non-voter cannot provide a valid and sufficient reason or declines to pay the penalty, then prosecution proceedings may be instigated and the person fined up to $50. Would be interesting if we had a law like that here in the USoA The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Queen Sarah of the American Empire The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Party Van it seats about 20 so come on and bring yo juke-box money! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm attacking the darkness! Am I drunk yet? Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk yet! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Screw Linux Ya got the blu-ray shit, I'm a PC/Sexbox fanboi but my BFF lurves PS3 cuz it's all bout that blu-ray, well and the games of course. Sounds like a win-win for you AND the crackhead. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. EXCELLENT TIP I always check for cockroach eggs/residue, they tend to come part & parcel with the sadness & desperation. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. PALIN/WALKEN 2012 What this country needs is MOAR CoWBELL! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I DON'T KNOW SHIT about politics or who's ahead or what. All I do know is, I voted and a lot of people I know voted. Big deal right? Well maybe, but myself and those same people usually, well hell, never vote. We just usually talk shit and get fucked up instead. I'm actually surprised at how many trailer-trash low lifes that I associate with actually went and registered (since that means they'll get summoned for jury duty now) let alone went on down and voted. Not to mention EARLY voting and I didn't think early was even in their vocabulary except maybe as a proper name. People may get a November "SURPRISE!" or maybe not. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. YA GOT THE BIG FLUFFY BUNS BUT WHAR'S THE BEEF!? HOW CAN I HAVE ANY PUDDIN IF THEY AIN'T NO BEEF? HOW BOUT THEM BUNS THO -- MAN THEY IS BIG AND FLUFFY AIN'T THEY? THEY SHORE IS The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. yew dint hold yer MOUTH raight one of my favorite expressions, comes from watching people trying to do something real complicated--like starting their pick-up in the morning or trying to get a picture using 'rabbit ear' antennas--and they'll screw their mouth up into the strangest looking grimaces then when it doesn't work they'll look at me and say something like, "Shit it werked jus fine the last time wunduh whut's wrong with it?" I'll say, 'Well hell, I reckon yew dint hold yer mouth raight.' Then they'll say, 'I reckon yew mebbe raight.' The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I too, have heard the arsehole. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ( ( *hug* ) ) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There are of course other things to consider like weapon selection, mounting & placement. Also, where will your dog sit? You can't expect to successfully make it through a post-apocalyptic world without a dog. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Can't be any worse than dying in the ER cuz u dint have insurance. Or dropped off in an alley for the same reason or ur insurance ran out. Or just plain dyin cuz nobody gives a shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tell that to this woman http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19207050/ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. and you expect there to be an epidemic of ppls dyin on a waiting list? and why do you automatically have to give up your freedom just so some people can get care that need it? Isn't there a middle ground or is it all-or-nothing? what exactly are you afraid of? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'spent for me before it get to my bank account' too late for that, they done gone and took it already, just a matter of where it gets spent. But anyways, it don't matter, not like they gonna listen to either of us anyhow. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Or this dude http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=5884487&page=1 All I'm sayin is either way - they is dead as somebody waitin on a list. Maybe we can pull our head out our ass long enough to figure out somethin that might work a little better. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Steampunk'd The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sarah Palin she is the greatest troll on earth. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I liked it that they were free. http://www.rifters.com/real/shorts.htm The stories were good, I enjoyed the whole set. Suspected pedophilia actually plays a large role later on in the story arc. The waif character (Lenie) was abused when little and she gets the wrong signal from a little girl and Lenie thinks the girl's dad is messing with her. I was reading Darwin's Children by Greg Bear at the same time and now the two stories are kinda fused together in my head so I may re-read them. Anyway there is some cool Internety MoPI shit going on also in the later books. I wrote the author that I appreciated him putting those titles online. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The greatest irony of the GWBush presidency is that he holds both the highest approval rating and the lowest approval rating of any president. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. TURNED UP TO 11! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. PLEASANT DREAMS The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not just for trailer parks anymore A large number of women in the South enjoy The National Enquirer, Star, Globe, Weekly News, and other tabloids throughout the socio-economic spectrum. It's true, really. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. iLol'd he will fuck the bundle of hay in the milk, I JIZZ IN YOUR HAY AND I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE till he has drank it all up The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Trying to make some sense of it all, But I can see that it makes no sense at all. Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Inkscape, an Illustrator for the Gimp crowd. I don't use it as much as the Gimp but it seems to work ok when I do need it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I was thinking, damn she'd look good in a horror movie. Then down at the bottom I saw Cyberdyne Inc. and I'm like, oh no you di'in't. So now I wonder if this is some kinda viral. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. InfraRecorder does just this Will burn a CD image to DVD media and it works (boots). Anyway the failure seems to be located behind the keyboard not in the software. Damn ppls want to be handheld across the street now-a-days. Not just talkin Linux here either, damn wasn't that long ago (seems) had a damn different config.sys autoexec.bat for damn near every program. Now it's all 'I DON'T WANT TO THINK ANYMORE OR EVEN DO ANYTHING I JUST WANT IT TO WORK WITH EVERYTHING AND NOT COST ME ANYTHING AND AND AND SHIT! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We haven't tried ECSTASY yet or if McCain/Palin gets in we could do Viagra maybe. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "I've been following her religiously," he said Monday at the bar. "I had never heard of her before, like everyone else. I find her bizarrely fascinating, even though I pretty much despise everything she stands for." -Bruce Elliott (the old guy who painted the pic) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Naw, he's trying to say his dick is too small. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not all of 4chan is /b/ The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You keep offering these MEDS what kind and how much? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Didn't we HAVE this discussion about six months ago wherein you finally revealed to K5 that you in fact have no balls? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey GBH! Fuck you too nigga! I hear you been gettin that dopehead pussy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I haven't seen it yet, HOWEVAH I think that probably the reason is that LocalRoger seemed to like it so in order to be cool k5 has to like hate the shit out of it or something. Now you say it's better than Matrix 3--which ain't really sayin a whole lot, srsly--and LR says it's this generation's Bladerunner. I dunno I might watch it now just for the hell of it. I watched Death Race 2008 last nite so I can live through it I'm sure. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well 'round here there was gas but no powah so no way to pump it and so stations that did/do have powah got lines cuz man 'round H-town it's Siverados and F-250's and them big boys need GAS like a crackhead needs crack. Up here in the 'ville we got power mostly but I hear they still havin' trouble down in Willis and Conroe. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Actually, I think most people that were queing around here had gas in the car but they were getting gas for the generators and all. I'm sure some were getting gas for the vehicles but I doubt they waited till they were nearly out to do it, those that were well, you know some people have poor planning skills. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I dunno bout that, my whole side panel *is* a fan the ambient noise is pretty high anyways so it doesn't bother me. My biggest problem with the rig is dust buildup. But hey speaking of open cases, ain't this sexy looking as all hell? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. FUKKIN LOLING OUT MY ASS that anyone could say on k5 - 'people still read x? never would've guessed', HAHAHAHAHA! ROR! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL "And that's just the way it is." Some things will never change That's just the way it is Ah, but don't you believe them Cocaine is a helluva drug. 'Course it won't be long, if they ain't doing it already, they'll use REAL submersibles and won't that be the shit. Cocaine, marijuauna, columbians, nukes, knives, and sharp sticks all coming in to the land of the free, the home of the brave. Hell we going to have to build something a lot stronger than a damn fence. What we need is a goddamn Iron Curtain. Hell yeah, a goddamn WALL fer chrissakes and an Iron goddamn CURTAIN to keep them damn commies out with they drugs and liberal commie idears. I tell you what if this don't harelip the govenor. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Most substances are potentially deadly depends on doseage. Even the dreaded dihydrogen oxide can be lethal in great amounts. I think you'll find that my post agrees with your sentiment that prohibition never works. I was making fun of the mentality of my fellow Texan, the Honourable Mr. Poe, whom it seems would be of the mind that we must destroy the village in order to save it. The more legislation we have to prevent drugs coming in the more clever the "bad guys" will become in getting their product here. Just like in the DRM arena, the legitimate, law-abiding citizen will suffer while the pirate/outlaw will profit. It makes one wonder sometimes whose side Mr. Poe and his ilk are really on. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN or unheard for that matter. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It wouldn't be the first time. Doubt it would be the last. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The VERY BEST burritos, not to mention tacos, menudo, salsa, guacamole, etc. etc. are made in MY kitchen using fresh ingredients. Fact a business, I think I'll make me some raht now. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So I guess the solution is just have your whole site on one page then PROFIT! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So they're into ass to mouth? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cocaine, Is a helluva drug. They shoulda never gave you niggas money! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Outside Context Problem (OCP) The kind of problem "most civilisations would encounter just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop." -Excession The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SATAN COMPELS YOU! "That was not my husband; my husband is a wonderful father," Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 ('07) because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher. "Satan saw my husband as a threat. Satan attacked him because he saw (Joshua) as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell ya - K5: Eating our own for fun & profit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No southern white trash would go to that much trouble to get fucked up. They'd piss in the gallon jug, give the kool-aid to the fuckin kids, god damn maybe that'll shut the lil bastards up. Drink the whiskey straight between hits off the meth pipe. Bitch, shut the fuck UP already I'm tryin to watch NASCAR! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Digg iT! http://digg.com/people/A_NEW_HOPE_8 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's Wil Wright so it'll do better than you think but like all Sim* it will be really cool for about an hour then you'll get bored. Wil Wright doesn't really make games so much as he makes virtual toys. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GOES WHERE? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SHE'S ALSO KINDA HAWT AMIRITE? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My k5 experience has been improved, I predict many lulz. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Reading the brood burn part, I had this mental image. I could imagine a beekeeper opening a hive and seeing his own visage engraved in wax. Little bee priests running around making sacrifices. Oh NOES! We have angered the bee GOD, our brood lies still in their cells! The stench of the Dark One fills the hive. Woe be unto us. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. and ya gotta admit that's special! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nope, Whether you covet an ass or kill someone u go straight to HELL, do NOT pass GO!, do not collect $200. God LOVES you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ten Commandments dude straight from the burning bush to Moses to you dawg. Thats like saying the Constitution of the United States might have been relevant back in the day but doesn't describe . . . wait a minute, let me think on this. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Benadryl Seriously allergic to poison ivy, I take Benadryl before getting into the weeds and it helps tremendously. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. SA hands out 2's now and again. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. for what? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. TurboPascal The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Banned Yogurt Commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95XYxBiO5k4 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell, except for the wife & kid part that almost describes me. Drunken idiot - Check Waste of space - Check Selfish Liberal - Check Unreal Perspective - Check Limited Responsibility - Check Access to money - Check Hammered before noon - Check Spending the day watching porn playing video games - Check I like my wife tho and I'm very proud of my kid. Mostly though I hate sardoodledom. I think ur casting too wide a net here Mr. HipHopopahusimus. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This diary sounds like it was written by this guy. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What is that on a 486sx? I even logged in and it's still loading. Oh well, IHBT, Husi and how is that pronounced? HUSSY? That's what I say. Big horkin COW logo, jeez, oh there's is the page. CHRIST! IHBT No content whatsoever, not even boobies. You must have stock in that site. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Should be 'stickied' to the FP. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. VALVE! Wow! wow, yeah. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My Dad had one of these. The handle was like 2ft of chrome set into what looked like an inverted hubcap. It had a freezer 'compartment' at the top that had to be defrosted every so often. It sat in the garage and stored all my dad's beer. He told me that he knew I was going to get into it anyways so he said, "You can have all the beer you want as long as there is at least a sixpack left when I get home, otherwise you replace it all." I was a very popular dude in school that year. You know, I still call a fridge an 'Ice Box' to this day. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Fuckin Florida my gawd they got thier own FARK tag The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This should be in the queue, I would vote it up. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I understand Liar It's just like a lot of my comments, I read shit and I (usually under the influence) make some dumbass comment I know it doesn't add to the discussion but I get a lol and maybe a 3 or two. If I wrote a diary entry on a regular basis I know it would be shit that no-one else could possibly care about so my audience is just me. I know it's not PRIVATE that others can read it but I wouldn't care if ppls commented or what cause half the comments would be shit one-liners anyways. I think thta's what Liar means I dunno for sure. I have an acct at HUSI but I never go there cuz its like all well it's all HUSI, ya know? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I am become Death Star, the destroyer of worlds and I would let Natalie Portman blow me up. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Not even Banquet Pot Pies are a staple at my house. Cheap and filling and tasty. I usually eat one with crackers and cream soda. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Seen Ms Pelosi on the Daily Show last nite noticed that she has a pretty big ass and although she is Speaker of the House she looks pretty much like the average Wal*Mart shopper. Yeah I'd let her blow me, why not. They sell those things at the HEB Pantry down the way. I haven't tried them because it would be like buying frozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This plan wouldn't contract CJ nor end it. It would expand the Criminal Justice System with ABore's 'Graduate' program, create more jobs, more paperwork, more budget. It's not 'soft' the bastards get punished. It should make the touchy-feely people happy because when the convicts leave the punishment phase they get training and all that with the added benefit of transition after prison not just a bus ticket home. There's no need to worry about running out of criminals, there will always be plenty of fresh meat for input. The most difficult part would be where are you going to build these things because of NIMBY. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software) high-speed pizza delivery -The Deliverator The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. We manufacture them by the way Marvelous piece of machinery. Completely automated. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm very surprised, I actually found that to be pretty cool. Mainly, I believe, because the musician looks so into it, just jammin with this big old -- I can't even imagine what -- kinda bladder thing and rocking that pipe. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It really don't matter Half the time they can't understand you anyways and besides that, they're so damn racist they're probably saying even worse shit about you in that moon language. Regardless, Asian chicks are still HAWT! I also got to thinking (OUCH!) that there really isn't any good derogatory terms for the average white dude. I mean who really gets offended being called whitey, or cracker, or yank, or whatever. You have to stick to generic derogatory terms like motherfucker. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. These don't really bother anybody. But since this morning I did think of a derogatory term for white people. RICH. That's right call some white guy RICH and it doesn't matter how much money they have they'll start squealin about how oh they wish they were rich. Another good one is racist. Call a white guy racist and they get all bent out of shape. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The plan is thus; To he who has, more will be given and he will have an abundance. To he who has not, even that which he has will be taken away. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. VZAMaZ Discovers New Mental Disorder: SAD DOG Severe Anxiety Disorder accompanied by Delusions of Grandeur. Sounds like we need something a bit stronger than Adderall to treat this. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'm just like a pay toilet. I don't give a shit for nothing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. From "The Urban Dictionary" exasterbating : to exercise and masturbate simultaneously Which is probably more popular than most people realize. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I agree I don't believe the same advancements or developments would have occurred under a feudal system but certainly we would have made some types of advancements. It seems to me that most of the real tech breakthroughs and advancements seem to come about because of war or threat of war, (Cold War). I'm not sure that Capitalism advances much of anything other than making my teeth whiter and keeping my bathroom smelling fresh and clean. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There was a fuckton of investment during the cold war. So I reckon if King A thought King B was a threat then King A is going to direct a large portion of the budget to military research. I don't see why Capitalism is so special. Perhaps it may be more efficient, that's why I said There would be different advancements. I also think that war and the threat of war is what spurs on a lot of new tech. When everything is fine there really isn't any innovation occurring. What you get is just tweaks and improvements on tech you already have and understand. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well there ya go... I was gonna comment that shit you'd hate me and most people I hang out with but yeah, in the South, well I know around here anyways, people start talking to you like they known you all their life. It's a form of self-protection. We smell see somebody new, so we like to get to know ya. If you act skittish then we know to keep an eye on ya. Don't be surprised if you notice people always looking at you everywhere you go now. We got our own network see, and you done been tagged. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You's got a real purty mouth, ain't ya? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What food goes well with cigarettes? Anything served at Denny's. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. GARLICKY The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you changed all references about alcohol to medicine this could be a MichaelCrawford Diary. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. When you do your michaeldavidcrawford.com site please forget everything you learned from Jakob Nielsen. I know that's where you get your ideas from because geometricvisions just screams Jakob Nielsen. That stuff was okay back in the 56k 90's but we are deep in a whole new millenium now. In the meantime don't worry about shit so much. Enjoy life, a hundred years from now it ain't gonna matter anyways. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I can understand that, I only very recently got on the broad-bandwagon myself. However, I would honestly like for you to compare this: www.useit.com With this: www.alistapart.com I really feel that you can do your SEO stuff and still make your site look like it was designed for Human Beings rather than web spiders. I'm going to leave you alone about this from now on MC, you've done a hell of a lot more than I probably will ever do despite the obstacles and nay-sayers. I just would like you to think about it. Even if you went with more of a k5 look--and jeez this place hasn't been updated since I don't know when but it works well AND looks decent--I think your site would be MORE accessible to people. Imagine if OS-X still looked like the Apple IIe. I think your mother would like it better too. PEACE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Everything you said here was right on except for point 3. White trailer trash, (from my experience) don't usually view anything as edible unless it either comes in an EASY-OPEN package or from a fast-food establishment. Even if she were starving I doubt, had she been white-trash, that she would view a duck as edible unless it contained a creamy filling. Also the whole Dianetics thing. Now if it had said JESUS SAVES! or been a yellow smiley face with ALWAYS LOW PRICES! ALWAYS! then well hey if it walks like a duck, so to speak. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Whatever you do I would not advise taking a hike. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. There's this old guy, well actually he's passed now, but when he was alive he would say, "Walmart, Walmart, Walmart. Goddamn people would walk through a parking lot of dead horses just to get into Walmart." I get a chuckle from that mental image. Now I'm going to have an image of a Walmart parking lot somewhere full of funky-looking fuzzy dice. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's funny. They (and I do it too) call it Wally World here most of the time. Yes, just about everybody talks bad about the place but just about everybody shops there and worse many people hang out there. Then again this is a rural area so there aren't many other places to go where there is air-conditioning and electric carts to ride around in. Anyways, I had intended my comment as a reply to this comment of yours because truly as soon as I read it I just got a mental picture of a giant walmart parking lot just chock full of various colored fuzzy dice rolling around this way and that and people kicking 'em out of the way without a thought. I dunno, I'm just weird that way. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't think he's allowed on the campus but I still like to think of trane as: "... the undiscovered rock star of coders." - blackbart The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You should go.sig yourself I liked this: "thank jesus for drugs, which is the polite way of saying i have to warp my perception with powerful psychotropic drugs to even begin to relate to you people." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 13? Damn, now that makes me feel OLD USENET didn't even exist when I was 13. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This diary gets a BIG <3 Don't watch much TV so I haven't seen this before but I LOL'd. Yeah ... That's what she said. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What are ya'll talking about? Is this a video game or what? I thought Harrison Ford got frozen in Corbomite or some shit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What the hell Ya know, you wrote some good shit once, I really enjoyed the casino series back in the day. I eventually read 'Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect' and it was a pretty good read. (aside: I waited so long to read it because you kept talking about the 'squickiness' and this being K5 I figured it had to be pretty bad but when I finally read it the zombie sex shit was fairly tame) but this shit here man I feel like I'm being TROLLED. I mean damn dude; WAH WAH Dude in case you haven't noticed everybody else is having fun, YOU my friend ARE the train-wreck. WAH Is this the real life or is this just fantasy? Do you feel caught in a landslide with no escape from reality? So you say if you get voted down it's because the losers ganged up on you? Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see that your just a poor poor boy. I get it you need no sympathy cause you're easy come and easy go any way the wind blows doesn't really matter right? Yeah, I got ya thats why you waste your time with the hobo. I'm just waiting for the part where you and LH are standing face to face screaming at each other your mutual hate just before you embrace in a passionate kiss and begin ripping each others clothes off. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. OH PLEASE DO ME NEXT! What kind of "odours" do you get from my username? So you say you swallow? Sometimes? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Don't they got a Wal*Mart? They open all the time right? In case you need a tire or something like printer ink. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. MS DOES NOT RIP-OFF IDEAS! It is called "Embrace and Extend" and they do it out of love for you and to enhance your experience. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well she seems to be cute and white so send it in to NANCY GRACE and it will probably get the attention it deserves. ; p The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What I'm wondering is who the running mates will be. In the last eight years, Dick Cheney has practically carved out a fourth branch of government in the Office of the Vice President. The office seems to be completely free of oversight or accountability. The next person who takes the office of Vice President may very well end up to be more powerful than the president (him/her)self. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Soon the problem will solve itself On CNN I saw where immigrants were saying that rising gas and food prices were eating into their pay and many were unable to send any money back home. Before long, they say, it won't be worth it to travel north for jobs as they will make more working on the farm back in Mexico. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My impression of Dr. Leary in this personal meeting was that of a charming personage, convinced of his mission, who defended his opinions with humor yet uncompromisingly; a man who truly soared high in the clouds pervaded by beliefs in the wondrous effects of psychedelic drugs and the optimism resulting therefrom, and thus a man who tended to underrate or completely overlook practical difficulties, unpleasant facts, and dangers. Leary also showed carelessness regarding charges and dangers that concerned his own person, as his further path in life emphatically showed. LSD - My Problem Child The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. If you notice though the REAL problem is right there, the woman says to the effect "If I didnt think they would put me in jail I would beat his ass" That is the problem the kids get away with this shit cuz authorities have taken the tools to discipline their own kids away from them, WHUPPIN THAT ASS! And how LUDICROUS is it that the police man is trying to REASON with this kid and asks him dont you think you should be punished? 'Yeah', he says, "maybe no video games for a weekend' FUCKING NANNY STATE WILL GET WHATS COMING TO IT The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Wow my old headphones are in there K/6LC I got em when I was like 15-16 they finally quit working about three years ago. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Despite me not being gay, I don't support this ban For precisely the same reason. Makes 'em easier to spot. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love "O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are, What a beautiful Pussy you are." The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, "O lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are, you are, What a beautiful Pussy you are." Pussy said to the Owl "You elegant fowl, How charmingly sweet you sing. O let us be married, too long we have tarried; But what shall we do for a ring?" They sailed away, for a year and a day, To the land where the Bong-tree grows, And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose, With a ring at the end of his nose. "Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will" So they took it away, and were married next day By the Turkey who lives on the hill. They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon. And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand. They danced by the light of the moon, the moon, the moon, They danced by the light of the moon. ~~~~~~~~~~%%%+++%%%~~~~~~~~~~ This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. I remember that movie. Blew my mind. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Finnish Pussy Violence right here The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Animal, why are such an idiot I am trying to teach you how to be civilized you cant use decent and civilized language to get your message across. Your mouth smells of toilet. You send message like that to people Mother fucker liar. you desrve the constipation and even worse. EmpeROR is bias troll lobbyist. If my mouth smells toilet, undermyne mouth, and khallow, The EmpeROR has No Constipation is "THE TOILET ITSELF". You and ass holes like you made a shit of k5 and still have no shame. Go inside my ass! Don't thank me, you two face bozdel,with twisted mind. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Truthfully, Are you Glenn Beck? I'm glad you gave up that CAPSLOK thing, it was very annoying, not quite as annoying as the spelling bot thing awhile back but close. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That link crashed Firefox, I think it had some- thing to do with Alec Baldwin and chickens. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I remember goin to class in my 57 GMC pickup and the sign at the Shamrock station said gas was up to 75c/gal and I was telling all my buddies if it hit $1.00/gal there would literally be riots in the streets, literally. Instead we just got high and cranked up the Nugent. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All my problems went away when I gave my life to Jesus. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Jesus is my anti-drug and he loves total fuckup loser druggies. He loves you too, unless you're black. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oblivion, like Morrowind before it are awesome games after one has installed some good mods. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Im a boob man, big or small I'll squeeze em all Wouldn't you just love to walk through a field of 'em barefoot? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. click the trash can one time it will let u restart from the beginning w/o scrolling altho the link is still fail The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Looks to me like a naked woman tied to a pole and about to be waterboarded. Lookie dat grin. JEWS FOR JESUS DID 9/11! just doin my part dawg The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Duh-Duh Da-Danger! Watch behind you! There's a stranger out to find you! What to do, just grab on to some DUCK TAILS! Woo-Hoo! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Only a beta would ride the bus A real alpha drives a pick-up truck. Just look at Chuck Norris. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why the fuck would I want to drive in Europe? They ain't got no Budweiser, Coors or Lone Star over there. The people all talk funny, hell they even walk funny. Half the bastards drive on the wrong damn side of the road. Worse, I think they all kinda fruity over there. They probably don't even sell chewin-t'bacca. Aw hell naw. I'll stay right ch'ere suckin on my long-neck and drivin muh pick-up YEEE-HAW! Besides that, your comment STILL does not negate my point that only a pussy-whupped BETA would ride a fuckin bus voluntarily. Chuck Norris would park his truck any damn where he pleased and round-house kick any other vehicles or buildings out of the way. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man you just be too Bad! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HE WAS A ROBOT ALL THIS TIME! RUN BY THE FUCKING JAPANESEIN REVENGE FOR US NUKING THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!"WHAT U WANT? A MIRRION DOLLAH?!""FUCK U HERE BOMB!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So you would like wait for the kid to leave then construct this complex fantasy where you had some kind of control over this kid as well as 'alter' his behaviour. RIIIGHT. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes usually bureaucracy re-inforces this behaviour The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I googled Can the undead be saved? and this was kinda cool in a way; The Undead versus the Unborn The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I LIKE DST Really, in fact I embrace it and wish it was extended. I think it would be really awesome if the sun didnt come up till like maybe 10:30am or so and didn't go down till sometime around midnight. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Oh and RE:How does OS X works? It just does dawg. Of course, should you happen to experience the occasional hiccup with your Mac, you won't get the runaround. Because Apple makes the whole enchilada, one phone call -- or better yet, one visit to the friendly Genius Bar at your local Apple Store -- can solve both hardware and software problems in one fell swoop.* The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IAWTP This comment is not replying to LittleZephyr but instead addressed to MC. Yeah that design looks OLD and if I didn't know you (well know your persona from k5) and just like stumbled on it I would immediately think; amateur, unprofessional, uncreative, and probably hasn't been updated since, well, 1997. That's my impression and I'm being sincere not just ragging on you because I'm bored. I realize you optimize for machines rather than humans but yes I would probably glance at it, see this ugly gray wall of text then immediately click back to google and go to another site for whatever it was I was searching for. I understand that this may have worked for you with your pages on programming but I expect that kind of page from a programmer. I expect much different from an artist. Just saying, and I'm only a data point after all. I'm sure you will argue that you thought through all this and you have very good reasons for it being the way it is and you will do pretty much what you want to do and this whole diary was really just a way to get some more click-thru's or whatever it is you web people value so much but yeah those pages suck and I've seen much better work on geocities and tripod. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. No Winkey on my keyboard course it was made in 1984. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. xkcd xkcd, awesome as ever again today. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You would like to THINK that huh, but from where I sit your the dude strapped in the wheelchair that just keeps screaming at people for no reason, and sometimes just screams. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Coffee doesn't taste right unless it's brewed in a U.S. Navy coffee pot that has been brewing constantly since the Vietnam War. That piss-water they sell in Starbucks has as much to do with coffee drinkin as those lil pussy umbrella drinks have to do with gettin drunk. Not a goddamn thing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cold Turkey Wild, 101 proof. Symptoms don't last that long. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You say that like it's a BAD thing. What are you, a communist? Hatin on a nigga just tryin to make a dolla. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. THAT's FREAKIN AWESOME! I'M TOTALLY ORDERING THAT NOW ALONG WITH THE RUBBER ASHTRAY. I may even take up smoking that is just so cool. Thank you SO much Redcatblack! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I would like to think he is just now sitting down with a pint at The White Hart getting ready to spin a yarn. I can't say it any better than you did Torka, may he R.I.P. Hell ya, fukken saved. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. 'Put it on the table' <sigh> If only. . . but hey, ya know, ya gotta prefer 'I like the smell of pussy' over 'I like the smell of a twat or cunt' or something. And besides, what about when it's dick, that usually is pretty objectified. Either way when it comes to pussy, a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. RMS is the New Chuck Norris and Richard Stallman doesn't write programs, they write themselves out of reverence. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Which Mall? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL Already. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You start a conversation you can't even finish it. You're talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, best to just let her stumble up on it herself The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pralines & Dick The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I got my results and the first thing i thought was WHO THE FUCK IS MIKE GRAVEL? LOL, well maybe he should like buy an ad or two. What really worried me was that RON PAUL was like 60%, I mean I thought Ron Paul was a troll like Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol who was voted up just to piss off the regular American Idol viewers. I think this test is fundamentally broken. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. He's the one who wrote about weiners right? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Which reminds me, i think i'll have me some potted meat. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Vagina Sausage mebbe LOL! ya just cant beat the taste of mechanically separated chicken & beef tripe. I prefer mine mixed with mayo, onion and chopped serrano pepper. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Concise and Informative. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It don't matter if it's Arcturian, baby! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL! Some alpha just tripped up and made you spill your drink Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL Now your car just stopped on a empty tank BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL If you got late bills and you lost your job Tell me whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL If you about to get emo and you ready to sob BOY whatcha gon do? ACT A FOOL The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I get that feeling all the time at the Post Office The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey Mutt, thanks for the in can pics of the Cheeseburger in a can. I saw it on MeFi but I don't have an account there. I still want a can to put on the shelf but no way I'm eating that short of Zombie Invasion. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You continuously mistake idiots for fools and vice versa. fool: a person lacking in judgment or prudence. a harmlessly deranged person or one lacking in common powers of understanding. idiot: a person affected with extreme mental retardation. a stupid person. stupid: slow of mind. given to unintelligent decisions or acts. acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. lacking intelligence or reason. So clearly, you can see that GW is NOT a fool, he is just stupid and therefore an idiot. Therefore the world is unfortunately not fool of fools, but rather full of stupid idiots and we are the poorer for it. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Where? Carmen SantiagoCarmen Sandiego.So, whut u be doin with ms santiago? eh? Yeah, what I thought. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well I enjoyed the movie and I also enjoyed your review. I have nothing to say in my defense, yes it was a stupid movie but I'm just a sucker for zombie movies. Anyways if you had problems with what you mentioned then it is a good thing you didn't keep watching, some really really stupid things happen later, like the scene where the heli pilot chews up a bunch of zomboids with his rotor blades while in flight and doesn't crash. Another is when these folks are in a car, a regular car and they get gassed but survive just by closing the ac vents and breathing through their collars. Of course there are more but you already have the idea. Of course I guess the worst thing is the ending which screams SEQUEL INCOMING! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. I don't know much about The Rock. What little I know about gas I learned at Gitmo and I don't think they were trying to kill me then just motivate me a little bit. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hey, hang in there and keep posting here. Sounds like you'll have a nice book out of this experience before too long. "Is it like this everywhere?" I wouldn't think so, I mean I don't know anything about the other side of medicine but my experience on this side has more than proved to me that there are some places where the docs care more about things other than their patients while other places bend over backward to take care of the patients. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Because in our Brave America We are now free to say anything we wish as long as it is not disruptive or offensive. Yeah, that seems about right. Something else, that I think might be funny is that wall street journal-esque picture of Mr. O'Neill may become the 'face' of the Internet Troll. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hai blanco por favor. why thank you. yes I agree, I gave up long ago and just looked up the cheat codes on GameFags. OH SHI--! I think RvB shows talent but is still pretty ghey. Going to see it tomorrow, whether it sucks or not. I trust my consciousness will be sufficiently altered that it will be of no consequence either way. I may even do a barrel roll. always later dawg. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Who, Huckabee or C. Norris? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Word The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Del Griffith Bento Box The Del Griffith Bento Box is a way for us to begin to nourish the spirits of those who have lived with bigotry and rejection their entire lives. By offering educators a regimen of tools for breaking the silence and stereotypes around lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender issues. Children who are malnourished or hungry cannot learn. Neither can students who have not had their daily allowance of affirmation and support, let alone those who are fed fear and isolation on a regular basis. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Let me explain for you. If your necrophilia or poor judgment tempts you to get intimate with a zombie...don't! It will not end well. Zombies come on strong and won't take no for an answer. On the other hand, if you are hard up enough to have sex with a zombie, maybe it's just as well that you get taken out of the gene pool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Pasta and Sauce Cthulhu loathes me, this I know For Al-Hazred tells me so Little ones were swallowed whole They were weak and ran real slow. White men are self-loathing turds who are afraid of everything. You hate black people because they supposedly aren't productive enough in society. So you faggots should love the Jews right? No, you insecure pussies hate them too because they fucking beat you at your own shit. Same with Asians, you hate them because they're too smart. You never hear Asians whining like goddamn white retards about blacks getting affirmative action. Mexicans want to come here to WORK. No, no, we can't have more productive members of society, they'll steal your shitty job at McDonald's or what the fuck ever. Must suck to be a white guy. Your dicks are smaller than blacks, you're dumber than Asians and jews, and Mexicans are harder workers. Fuck, even white women are slowly but surely becoming more educated and successful than you faggots. Enjoy reveling in your past achievements. Soon white guys will have nothing to do, while blacks fuck their women, Jews, Asians and women run everything, and Mexicans do all the shit jobs. Oppression can only hide your inadequacies for so long. Einstein was tired of being make fun of by the Japanese, they teased him because he didn't comb his hair and wore the same style of clothes each day, and couldn't do math as well as the average Japanese citizen could. Einstein was a German scientist and Germany was allied up with Japan. Einstein was so upset over this, that he defected to the USA who didn't care that his hair was unkempt, so was their hair, didn't care that his clothes was bland, so was their clothes, didn't care that he was bad at math, so was the average American bad at math too. Einstein worked with Oppenheimer on the bomb, Oppenheimer too was made fun of by the Japanese and decided to name two of the bombs in honor of Two Japanese Men who made fun of the both of them. So they named the bombs the Fat Man and the Little Boy, to mock the Japanese men who mocked them, one being fat, and the other being little like a boy. "Ach, they made me so angry, that I could just pinch them! So that drove me to develop the atomic bomb to get even with the fuckers!" I mean you cannot expect to remain in the eye of the hurricane of shit forever. Eventually you are going to hit that wall. Human beings are so arrogant and haughty with technology and their delusions that they can control things such as the Earth. The dinosoars ruled this planet for a long time before the Earth decided to to a CTRL+ALT+DEL. The same will likely happen again and a new age will dawn. One can only hope it will bring new beings with more sensitivity to their place in the "web" of life instead of overgrown egos and a need to constantly kill or be at war with their fellow beings. Humans screwed this planet up and we deserve to be screwed by this planet. Bring on the big one! Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Yes, it allows for numerous barrel rolls. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Re: Islam and Hunting These are the Islamic Laws according to the Fatawa of Ayatullah al Uzama Syed Ali al-Husaini Seestani. Regarding hunting with a gun, looks kosher, uh ok to me. I realize u r attempting trolling but your statement made me wonder because I didn't know. I knew muslims weren't known for being vegetarians so I figured they had to allow hunting somehow. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I Encouraged this comment however I would like to add to your good comment for anyone else that is thinking of doing anything similar, that the time to backup your data and stuff is BEFORE you install the new whatsits widget, even if you're just upgrading IE on Windows. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Just give in man You know you wanna be a husite, they just won't let you play though, they keep annoyomizing/banhammering you. You have tried so hard to husify k5 and in some ways I think you have even succeeded to a certain extent. It's cool though man, we understand, go ahead tell us about your cats. You know you want to. Let it out dawg, we're there for ya. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I LOL'd (nt) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I have a feeling this will end badly and we'll end up with a new meme, WDYCYB (Why don't you check your brakes). The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Man these haters Morrowind is awesome dawg, well, uh, after you download and install all the good MODS then it Rocks! Straight up out the box I dunno, I mean when I first touched down in Seyda Neen I was all like AUGHHHH!! GET AWAY YOU UGLY BASTARDS GODAMN LOOK AT THAT FUCKING WATERBUG!. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I didn't realize there *was* a k5 store as if any of these 'i ain't paying 5 bux fer this shit' would buy anything anyways. Man though that page is like the gayest page on the internet, worset even than the HuSi. But yeah, I reckon a few ppls would spend money on some k5 gear, like MC fer sure and we have a stock of crap to put on t-shits, 'DAITW', 'nullo', HORSECOCK, etxc. Yeah it would prolly put a lil change in Rusty's pocket maybe. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This one works for me I hate those little plastic thingies you have to put in the 45's though. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thanks for the review I saw a link to this story in a list of free online sci-fi but when I followed the link I discovered CBB had pulled it and was selling this so I was disappointed but having read your review I don't feel disappointed any more. I suppose that is why the story felt like it was written a piece at a time, since it seems it was written in serial form and published to his blog. I also think CBB is more HuSI-ite than Kuron. Anyways, thanks for reading and reviewing it so that I don't have to read it. PEACE! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. IHBA'd hai, ror. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Post-purchase rationalization is a common phenomenon after people have invested a lot of time, money, or effort in something to convince themselves that it must have been worth it. Many decisions are made emotionally, and so are often rationalized retrospectively in an attempt to justify the choice. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. LOL @ good conversation We don't generally converse here, basically we throw our shit up against the wall and scream, "HEY YA'LL LOOK AT THIS! DO YOU LIKE IT?" And everybody goes "Fuck NO! MTV;VTD!" The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I dunno bout the computer It looks a good deal for 200 bucks. I downloaded that gOS and did the Live CD thing well it actually takes a DVD because it's too big for CD. It has everything on it that your average facebook-ophile would probably want. Most stuff is hidden I didn't even see a Terminal in the menu. It plays like MAC lite kinda. Overall pretty ghey for anyone that doesn't think all their files are stored in the monitor. It might work ok for the great unwashed. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. It's what I always say, If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger shotgun. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Based on my analysis of the POLE You are all replicants. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. AhHa you prolly have been infected with E. Coli th en (nt) The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Did you view source? Does this help any i dunno? http://www.mcs.surrey.ac.uk/Personal/R.Knott/Fibonacci/CF.js The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "Whoever battles HuSI should take care not to become a husi-ite too, for if you stare long enough into the Cow, the Cow stares also into you." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So the kid's name is Jack Esses The parents should be thrown in jail for that alone. Poor kid will get teased from here to Sunday with that moniker. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thinking about your comment makes me glad that 4chan is forced anonymous. They'll be scratching their heads enough over my b folder as is. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Personally (not that it matters) I like "Take a hike" so like TAH! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Why is the words Ron Paul so popular on K5? as opposed to real life. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well, at least you got a story to FP before you kicked it. Hope it went ok, but for reals, I just can't take anything you say seriously anymore, sorry man just the way it is. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. K5RR-->80% Obsessed with the appearance of homosexuality. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. My username is a killing word. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That is what parents are supposed to teach you. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Have you tried World in Conflict? Am I the only person playing this? It's an alright game kind of like a Red Alert 2007. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Is it only human? Even animals, I mean when the cheetah is ripping the guts out of some poor loser gazelle the other gazelle are all like let's get the fuck out of here. Probably the truly Human response would be to ignore what the hormones, instincts, etc. urged one to do, (flee, hide) and actually help somebody. But I'm not going to go hating people for their reaction. I mean I wasn't there. I'm sure that the whole incident was frightening in and of itself so I can't say I would act differently. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Congratulations dawg. I loved the fucking Navy and the Navy loved fucking me. Haze Gray and Underway! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ... they could do things that would make us shit in our pants. "How long is your presentation?" asked Doerr. "Each pitch is about ten minutes." "I can't do that," said Jobs. "I'm not built that way. So if you want me to leave, I will, but I can't just sit here." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All I got to say is, ain't ya'll learned already what electing Texans to public office does to the country? That's why we send em all to Austin so they can't do much damage. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll be damned. Well, all the more reason not trust the sumbitch. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The one with the biggest tits? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Cate Archer, hooked up with Armstrong and they got into Partner Swapping and bagpipe playing. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Nuclear, Energy for the Future. It's the only way. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So much truth in so few words The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. But Still You just can't beat Niggers with Helicopters. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Sorta like 'SUPRISE BUTTSECHS!' I got no text no talent & no taste The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. hi ror The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. What if Wal*Mart had an Army What if Wal*Mart had an Army Careful what you wish for, it might come true. LOL! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Hell yeah Blazing Saddles was the last funny movie I saw by Mel Brooks, shit I didn't even think the man was still alive. That "Blazing Saddles" was funny as hell but I was like 12yo then. More funny than the film though, my grandfather and I had been boating on Lake Travis earlier. He had slipped and broke his little toe in the boat, so he took some percodan and we went to hang out in the theatre. He had his foot up on the seat and an usher came and told him to get his foot off the seat. Well grampa can't hear so good so he stands up and the usher repeats himself and grampa is like "hey, no problem", goes to sit back down but you know the seat bottom flips back up and he falls on his ass. Later we come out and grampa is all high on percodan and he hollers to see the manager and says see I fell on my ass and broke my toe and of course by now this toe is all purple and shit. Fuckin Hilarity ensued. Fuck yeah, ol grampa, he's still alive too and on his third wife. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Actually I believe Fred's strategy of coming in late will help him because Joe Undecided doesn't know anything about him except he was on "Law and Order" and Joe is already sick to death of the other candidates. Joe Decided has already decided who they want but Joe Undecided is gonna be like 'Hey this guy I think I seen him on that show one time and he's white and male so maybe he'll make a good president. Myself I don't know why they don't just do away with the whole electoral college thing and just have everybody dial a number to vote ala' American Idol. Hell, that would be pretty awesome, Simon could tell them how much they sucked or how they made the question their own and shit like that. I believe it would make the presidential campaign more in line with current American Values and all that. It could be sponsered by Burger King and Hummer. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I n french, shat in a chapeau non textes The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I don't bother to store it locally, I store it all on 4chan.org The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. You're not really bitchin about rights you're just pissed cause you aren't allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia if you lived there. Don't try to mask, this is all about you, you, you. Now git back in the kitchen and make me some pie! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Your poll screams for checkboxes. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just woke up, lit up, came here and read this, lol. Good story dude. Brought back memories. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I'll tell you what. nt The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. This comment sounds cool if you imagine it said in Don LaFontaine's voice. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Thats a lot of text there You expect a fool to READ all that? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. A few good strong hemp ropes should do the trick. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. HORTAS FOR THE WIN! I'm a doctor not a brick-layer! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ask Amber and see what she says When Amber Met Amber An artist's complicated relationship with her look-alike sex doll The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I know if **I** were to choose between being the 'undiscovered rock star of coders' and 'anything' that pays the rent I would pick rockstar. EVERY TIME! Hey! I too impersonate a highly paid government worker. That is so cool. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I really Dugg this diary. I just installed Ubuntu the other day, dual-boot with Windows and I havent had to boot back into Windows yet. I can even run gta:sa. MS is getting more irrelevant every day. http://digg.com/microsoft/Microsoft_to_phase_out_Windows_XP_next_year The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I do Groove Salad, RadioIO Ambient and the Drone Zone, they are quite relaxing at night - better than wave machines. Also I listen to some of the comedy stations. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Well its sad but it was just a matter of time. Just like Napster and bittorrent and all that, it's just a matter of time. Because the money talks. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. um fileman.exe or Tree86 yeah or whatever - really I got nothin, I bet Google has something cool somewhere though. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. +1 F(ap)P! Man, just wakin up the mornin after 4/20 and although my flower was defenestrated a looong time ago, thinkin about that Great Sultan package made for a nice reverie. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. I just saw 300 myself for the 1st time last night I will be watching it again, I believe it will become a classic, I laughed, I cried, I got a hard-on. Movie making at its finest. In short I was well entertained. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. All those 1min manager books should have the words "...a fully invested and sexually satisfied employee is a good employee." The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Ropen of New Guinea Described as a nocturnal creature, the Ropen possesses two leathery wings like a bat, a long tail with a flange on the end, a beak filled with teeth, and razor-sharp claws. Dude wants a cave in New Guinea that contains ropen. Whats strange about that? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Once again GhostOfTiber rises above the emotional fray to bring us the voice of reason. It truly is the only logical course. They should realize they cannot be together and then kill themselves. In public. We just cannot let this get started even, talk about the slippery slope! Allow incest, then it'll be sodomy, then pedophilia, then beastiality. Before we know it everybody will be fucking everyone and everything across the entire globe and all that fucking will lead to GLOBAL WARMING! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. So MrHanky since you're made of poo . . . How do you wipe your ass? BTW that's NOT my blog or whatever it just seemed to fit in this shitty diary. HAND The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Are you asking for permission? go to it daveybaby! The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Amen I only watch COPS when they do a show in Houston and only to see if there's anybody busted that I know. The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. Aw, you think it's bad now wait'll they bring home the pit-bull puppies. Of course they will not be vaccinated, spayed or neutered. Neither will they be kept on a leash or within a fence. Awesome The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. The more things change . . . Cleaning up a bit around the house I came across a print-out. I looked it over to see if it was something I needed to toss or keep. It was an FAQ for a game I hadn't played in years. On one page was listed 'Pet Peeves'. I lol'd at this little bit: "My single largest peeve, like most people, is the cpu requirements of the game. I shouldn't have to turn off animation to get barely acceptable speed out of my 486/33. (Earlier games in this series) were annoying with their machine requirements, but this is rediculous. Am I going to need whatever Intel calls a 686 to play (the next game in this series)?" The more things change, the more they remain the same. Are you ever behind We've already had our Gold Rush, the stagecoach makes regular runs daily as does the pony express. The Iron Horse ain't quite made it out where I am but I hear the coolies laying track. There's already a bunch of shiny white houses bein built up on the bluffs. It ain't 'civilization' like y'all have back east but it shore ain't 'Wild' anymore neither. Both 1 & 2 and Rustv's 3 You should move because there is NO way this will ever work out but you should make peace with her before you go. Also Rustv's suggestion #3 is actually a damn good idea. Hell if you find him easier to approach than her it might be all you need. Bitch at her ol man about it and he might see to it that it doesn't happen again. But I still think you should move. I know I should have moved when I started having trouble with the landlord's wife but I tried to mend fences and it was cool for a couple weeks then the crap starts up again. It's just that moving is such a pain in the butt. Shocking By now you've probably heard about the "PETA" Web site. Fortunately, this site has been proved to be a hoax but it is hideous nonetheless. Over the past few years, this site has been taken down multiple times, but every few months it reemerges, causing a panic among omnivorous people who are unaware that it is not relevant. Please sign our petition asking that this disgusting site be shut down for good! Also, be sure to forward this petition on to all your friends and ask them to add their names to the petition too. I wonder if from the back theres still that huge gaping hole where your ass hangs out like regular hospital gowns. Olympic Stroker That's a very nice looking web page.$ hi ror A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securitywyrm I is the cheater When I started to play video games again around about when Duke Nukem 3D came out the FIRST thing I did was get the walkthrough AND cheat codes. When Vice City came out my son challenged me to play without cheats or walkthrough so I did and enjoyed the game a lot more. Now I rarely ever play with cheats and only go for the walkthrough if I get really stuck. Worse than walkthroughs though are these level editors where you load it up and BAM! there it all is laid out for you. Not that anyone ever asked me . . . but I think tags as implemented now are against the spirit of k5. Instead of the author choosing tags I believe that the users/readers should vote on tags like a poll on the side thing. We could use that shiny multiple poll option thing even. Unhide what? Arent we all Trusted Users now so there is really no such thing as a hidden comment? I applaud your dedication but I must ask, will your freedom of speech extend even to the ENLARGE YOUR PENIS and I SEEK YOUR HELP AS I AM THE SON OF A NIGERIAN MILLIONAIRE? Or do you propose to purchase for them an Oculus Rift so that they may peddle their stuff in a virtual environment? Will you allow Jason to post multiple crap diaries to push any content that he deems as shit off the front page? Will you allow anyone to do so? Is your free speech all inclusive? Isn't that like saying anyone can use the forest without restriction? That surely applies to the loggers, the ATV users, and the hunters of game as well as the usufructors, the hikers and the campers. How do you propose to protect our fragile kuro5hin.org from those that would attempt to destroy it? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I have no idea what is going on A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Wait, so is this like Give Me Gmail? So, if you go public in a couple years I'm going to get a BIG PAYOFF right? SweeeeeT! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It's so cute! Like they actually believed this would someday be a serious site or something. Honestly though, rusty did pretty well being that we have pretty much operated ok without much admin intervention. just a couple down periods and a hiccup or two. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That was when K5 still had Giggle Juice and a thriving vibrant community. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you wanted an invite private tracker Speed.cd has open sign up for a limited time. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit i have had no problem with them for several years, no letters from the isp or anything so far. they seem to have pretty good stuff. however you still need to be cautious even with private trackers. on reddit they recommend using a seedbox or vpn with any tracker. nothing is 100% safe but this is better than the bay or kat or any public tracker. ratio is real easy, there is always stuff up for freeleech and you get credits for seeding even if no one is leeching your seeds. if your ratio looks bad you can spend your credits on upload deally, so like if you have less than 1:1 or whatever but you've left your dls on seed for awhile you can take your credits and purchase upload in 5gb portions to fix your ratio. there is always a recommended film of the week that will be freeleech, the site is billed family friendly, meaning they dont track porn, there is a real good community it's pretty nice. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Apparently there was some sort of power struggle You nailed it, that and puppies. . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The Three-Body Problem I have that in my queue to read. Last book read was The Martian by Andy Weir. I enjoyed the shit out of that. Right now I'm reading non-fiction but haven't had much time so going slowly. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm not worried about you or the people like you. Many caver friends of mine have similar outlooks and they do their best to leave campsites and resources in at least the same or better condition than they found them. But I am worried about people who are not as conservation minded as yourself. The people who think it 'fun' to destroy, to trash shit. I would also be concerned as to liability if someone were to get hurt. You have requested that we change laws before you are willing to compromise or take certain actions. I would ask you then to effect change in law to protect property owners from liability for usufructors. To protect us from loss due to the handfull of bad actors that would unfairly take advantage. When that happens then I would happily let hikers, hoboes, and other free spirits camp, hike, usufruct, or just chill for a bit with a cold glass of tea. Until then my NO TRESPASSING signs and Forget The Dog, Beware of OWNER signs will remain posted. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So we are REALLY fucked! Where are we gonna find a virgin around here? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent I dont 'do' twitter either, so does that mean 'ROAD TRIP!' Maine or Bust!? That would be something, all us nignogs showing up at Chez Rouille. Hey there buddy, we just want a word. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit it's more stressful more painful what did he say about smoking shisha? bullshit, this was a druken orgy of debauchary a cage match with ladders and chairs followed by a slow roast over the coals... ...ending in the darkness . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit trackers Depends, i aint fucking my ratio for bs. and cams, Id say 80 / 20 private / public. I still use bay and kat, sometimes dead is better. No i have no invites. I used to do that but got burned multiple times. Everybody wants to leech, nobody wants to seed. Seedbox is good way to go. Park yo ass at trackers subreddit and the truth will be made known unto you. Chekit the sidebar. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit whatsamatta? you dont like the hippity dippity? The amazing repetoire of impersonation that all sounds like the same castrated jewboy? The 3rd grade level humor? BOOBS PISS FART BAAAAAAALLLLLS! Man, haters gonna hate I reckon. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Just go watch The Jersey Boys you'll probably be happier. I watched SOC, it was okay, it was better than 5o cent Get Rich or Die Trying. And now I got that music swirling in my brain But I tell you what. I probably wouldn't know any of that stuff at all if it wasn't for GTA San Andreas. The 90's for me was a lost time. That decade happened and I was off somewhere else absorbed in an entirely different culture. I recall being back and hearing The Real Slim Shady and thinking WTF? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't know, I don't read Russian But it is BIG news here. One of the local stations went thru matching up emails with Houston government employees using the site at work. Another station is rumored to have checked their own employees against the list for reasons . . . "unknown". I know divorce lawyers all over the country are saying prayers of extreme gratitude to the hackers whomever they are. Cause ya know. If your shit is on that list, even if you didn't even do nothing you gonna have some 'splainin to do. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Crawford proved that as long as you don't dox You can say pretty much anything as often as you like. You mention someone's IRL name or other shit then you are gone. You can write about butt plugs, bestiality, child porn, how many kernels of corn were in the last dump you took. And do it thirty times a day if it makes you happy. But if you go and start talking about Brian Lazar . . . Sorry, I can't seem to find that user. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit there were absolutely no links In his diary nor any way to use the information he gave to locate child porn. It would be as useful to use his diary to learn how to prepare a legal defense. Somehow Crawford's actions made Rusty remove the login form and new user page. Can you confirm that? I doubt it. You have no fucking clue why rusty did that. I have an idea it was an accident. Rusty is not afraid of us nor is he shy of writing. If he wanted to 'send a message' I'm sure we would see "New Site News". A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I guess I thought wrong sorry mumble . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah . . . but But he wasn't trying to save the American Negro you understand . . . He wanted what every rich white dude wants . . . he just wanted to sleep with the kids. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I suppose the Conservative program is just build a fucking wall paid for by Africa around MO and bus the niggers and their families back where they came from then? Seems to be quite the popular solution to problem people these days. He's the leading Conservatard now "What is good for the goose . . ." If I'm going to be tarred and feathered along with all the 'White Libruls' Then I'm a gonna tar and feather them with their Mr Popularity. We got Al Gore and Rev Sharpton. The Reds just going to have take ownership of Trump like it or not. If he can say that shit and not drop in the polls but surge forward then I reckon that's what the GOP wants. I shouldn't be surprised though. Last time the Republicans won they put an idiot in the whitehouse. Reckon they didn't learn em some sense since then. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit written by Axel They misspelled aXXo. And no, aint seen it, heard oof it but not seen thus the high quality infirmation rich profound and controvesial post which I have gifted you. Hacker keyboard app dawg, sweet ass shit. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit lol, another 'quality' insult from Trane's Discount Insult Emporium. That's right folks, we got vintage yo' mama disses, the classics, my dad can kick your dad, i did your mom put downs. We even have the old but gold, "That's what SHE said!" So come on down and get your retro-reproach on! And remember in Soviet Russia, Trane Insults YOU! all sales final, select insults not available in all locations. Use with caution, insult results vary. Not licensced by the state insult commision. The Food and Drug administration has not tested these insults. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED BY LAW, if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours trane would like your contact info. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit im curious though So you have piss coming from more than just your penis? How does that work? I mean, you specified that the piss was from your penis which, to my mind would be implied. But you say it like you intend to differentiate the piss from your penis as opposed to say, the piss from your mouth or ass. And of course being as we're all aware that you are a sociopath and mortally afraid of pussy, may I ask, how long have you been entertaining this fantasy concerning mirko? Since you are entirely against heteronormative sex then you must secretly harbor this perverted fantasy of yourself partnered with mirko in some decadent homoerotic water sport. Fascinating, but unfortunattely I dont know if mirko swings that way. Poor Trane. No money. No job, No life. And now he cant even get off, the poor lonely man. Such a pity.smh A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I love you too sweetheart A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit yeah i Still say they should have bought the extra Vowel and become AlphaBeta. I mean that is where 99% of thier products are. Somewhere between . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit whiny character for the lead sounds like classic japanimation to me, or perhaps funimation is more apt??? guys that like cute girls in snow are gonna eat that up . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit TRAAAAAAAANNNNE! To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's modsub, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last comment at thee! For the trolls of the many outweigh the trolls of the few and of the one. rusty was your host. You repaid his hospitality by crapflooding and trying to hack his site! Surely, I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you. I deprived your website of login, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your account. Sorry, I can't seem to find that user. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It's just a joke son, un twist your panties there boy. un rustle your jimmies. if you would remove your head from your ass every once in awhile things might not look so shitty. ever think that your extremism and self centered nature makes you an easy target? lighten up and stop taking yourself so serious. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit filed in yo ass A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Just logged in again now using the password I set. Am I missing something? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit otay tanks den yuze da best! my dawg! much luv me bruddah mon! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit exchange sounds cool, never hurts to be the banker like being the house in a casino. . . lol, maybe not THAT but you get me. Just don't do like the rest of 'em and soon as the money gets good have it all "disappear" somehow - I could've SWORN I left those chains parked RIGHT here! i don't have a CLUE where they could've gone too . . . <looks around innocently> A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit basically the same business model. . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit login success, pw change success Can you access the site at https://52.3.28.135/index.html? AYEFIRMATIVE MS Edge gives warning about Cert but allows to ignore and continue. Can you go to the admin interface? AYEFIRMATIVE Can you login? AYE...yeah sure and certain multiply times even. Your passwords are password... Surprised trane didn't jump in there just FER shits and giggles. there's nothing to do there right now... Site administration - You don't have permission to change shit peckerwood. but maybe change your password too? done and done and logout and login works fine. new user tdildo new pass ignorantmotherfucker Your new settings have been saved. Welcome tdildo!* Comments coming just for you guys soon (ish). You sure that there is a good idear? *ha ha only kidding, did one of you three stooges try to login with that? lol A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Basic Income Experiment Expanding The Netherlands are trying out Basic Income and liking it. Liking it so well in fact that the idea is spreading in viral fashion. The Dutch city of Ultrecht is in the process of testing Basic Income for the current welfare recipients. Single adults will receive around 900 and couples and families will get around 1400. A portion of the recipients will receive unconditional basic income, meaning if they get a job or manage another source of income they will still get the money. A control group will continue to receive their benefits under current welfare rules. The rest will be divided into three tiers with different levels of restriction and regulation. The experiment seeks to challenge the notion that people who receive public money need to be patrolled and punished. The traditional criticism of basic income is that it does not incentivize people to work, and thereby damages the economy. "People say they are not going to try as hard to find a job, we will find out." said Nienke Horst, a project manager for the Utrecht city government. "We think that more people will be a little bit happier and find a job anyway." A few countries have dabbled with the idea of Basic Income but the most famous experiment occurred in Dauphin, Manitoba Canada. For five years in the mid 70's the city gave a basic income to all of their citizens. Economists found that Basic Income reduced poverty and alleviated many other problems as well. While the number of employee hours worked did decline it was discovered that people were using the extra time to continue or further their education and to spend more quality time with their families. A side effect was that mental health improved significantly and hospital and health clinic visits declined sharply. Everywhere that a Basic Income program has been tried it has shown that people work more, not less and that utilization of other social services goes down. Now the city of Tilburg (pop ~200k) has decided to follow the Ultrecht initiative and the cities of Groningen, Maastricht, Gouda, Enschede, Nijmegen and Wageningen are also considering it. They await only approval from the state secretary of social affairs. BI checks could be disbursed as soon as January of 2016! Authorities will be looking to see if recipients will be encouraged to find work or if instead they will just sit comfortably on the couch. Of course not everyone is pleased. Many people claim that the program is expensive and harmful to the economy. They remain convinced that folks will be disincentivized to work. Others say it is unfair the way the program will be run. UBI calls for payments to ALL but this initiative will concentrate on welfare recipients only. At least at first. So some are worried that people getting the BI will actually have a greater income than hard-working low-wage employees. I think that as automation continues to encroach upon more and more middle class jobs that Basic Income will become necessary, of course with Conservatives in charge with their 'I've got mine FUCK YOU attitude' we won't be seeing any similar experiments any time soon. Why would they be interested in UBI when they already are trying to dismantle Affordable Healthcare as well as making deep cuts in Social Security and SNAP programs. I recently read where SS benefits will be automatically cut 19% in 2016 unless Congress acts soon. But I don't hear anyone on Capitol Hill even talking about it. They are too wrapped up in the Iran deal and other foreign policy issues to even pay attention to what is happening here in their own back yards. However I think that in an ironic twist we will have to have some kind of Basic Income in place to prevent an economic collapse. Corporations may see savings in reduced taxes, regulations and the automation of the workforce now but if no one is working who then will buy their products? The current system is unsustainable in the 21st century. Unfortunately I am afraid that the same 'I Got Mine' attitude would result in too many people taking advantage and not contributing back to society. I'm not naming any names but I think we know of at least two or three people right here that would not contribute even if given a UBI. The problem I think is that in Europe and Canada, well really most places other than China, the US and Russia, people are more socially conscious and less self absorbed. They have a different outlook on work and on their place in the world. People here tend to be highly individualistic and anti-social. Even tribal in their attitudes. There are small pockets in the US where real benefits could result from a UBI. I have doubts about the majority of the country. I am also afraid that any UBI program might be used as an excuse to completely dismantle the social safety nets currently in place. Still I strongly support a Universal Basic Income. While there might be problems at first I think that over time attitudes would change and people would be encouraged to work. I use as an example Social Security. Hardly anyone relies completely on SocSec benefits and most work if they can using the SS as a supplement. The majority have some other type of retirement income they depend on and the SS benefit is just a little something extra. I think the UBI if implemented would be used similarly. People won't just quit their jobs and put their feet up to get a small stipend from the government. No they will use that as a supplement to allow them to further their education, to do things they might not have been able to afford or have the free time to do things with their families. Maybe some will be able to put their kids in better schools or afford daycare to allow them to work when they could not before. Some people free from having to stress about the income would be able to be more innovative and take on more riskier business ventures. Think about your own situation. If you got a guaranteed grand every month would you quit your job and try to live on that alone? Or would you instead take that $1000 and use it to maybe do something nice that you can't afford to do now? It really isn't all that much after all. And if you wouldn't go sit on your ass for a grand why do you think everyone else would too? The only thing is that yeah, there would be a few that did just that. Said fuck it man, I'm gonna live in my car or tent out in the public park and do dope, fuck cheap ho's and get drunk all fucking day every day. And the weird thing is that a lot of folks will want to deny everyone of the benefits only because of the actions of a handful. Because a lot of people in the USA cannot stand even the IDEA that someone is getting one over on them. You say you want a revolution You tell me it's the institution Well, you know You better free your mind instead But one thing we can thank the republicans Now the citizens have access to lots of guns . . . Don't you know it's gonna be ... all right? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Hillary Clinton asked to borrow a book on how to permanently delete emails. The last batch of Hillary Clinton emails released by the State Department included one from Clinton asking to borrow a book called "Send: Why People Email So Badly and How to Do It Better," by David Shipley and Will Schwalbe. ABC purchased a copy and found some interesting revelations. Take, for example, Chapter Six: "The Email That Can Land You In Jail." The chapter includes a section entitled "How to Delete Something So It Stays Deleted."... On page 215, the authors list "Stupid (and Real) Email Phrases That Wound Up in Court." Number one on the list? "DELETE THIS EMAIL!' Later, on page 226, the writers warn, "If you're issued a subpoena, your deletion binge will only make you look guilty." A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Your Major was Expulsion you mean And you may have been holding the book but you were too stoned to be able to read. You probably enjoyed the pictures though. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit i know you're upset that in a single moment you ruined your entire life, but i'm not them and calling me names will not repair the wreckage your life has become. Let it go dude, clean up, get a job, turn yourself around and try to salvage some measure of self respect from the ashes of your existence. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit How many have you wilfully killed You mean on purpose or just because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time? Would you like to see my war trophies? I'm down with the Most Dangerous Game scenario. Wouldn't be the first time I was hunted. I guess you can figure how that worked out seeing as I'm still around. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You fail at homage Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn Kirk: "Still, 'old friend'! You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!" A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Typical righties turning to govt to support them that's funny, right? there. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't recognize Voat anymore than I recognize HUSI. I support what reddit is doing with the dumping of shit subs and making the more controversial subs opt-in only. I do not support discrimination. I do support diversity. However, I don't believe any group should be protected from offense. In other words I don't believe in political correctness. I enjoy a good ethnic joke. I don't take offense when someone makes a good joke about Texans, or Aggies and people that get their panties in a twist when their sacred cow gets scxewerded are people with whom I do not want to associate. But neither do I wish to associate with those who hate for hates sake. So no, I'm not behind it. I don't have anything to do with it and I don't even have an account at VOAT. I don't think that place is going to last anyways. A year from now no one will even remember it was ever a 'thing'. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL, but it STILL isn't protected speech and shouldn't be. Perhaps if YOU had discovered this and were trying to get the word out then that should be protected. But you are just parroting something someone else said. So, nothing wrong with that. But if you just had that link and some expletive filled rant saying nothing more than MS sucks cock then that shouldn't be protected and if it got deleted it wouldn't be censorship. Now if you had that link and brought some relevant discussion. Rather than just asking the question but actually going on to rationally flesh that out then your post would be worth keeping. But a link attached to a post with 5 sentences and no new information, or really anything but the same ol lame ol, who gives a fuck? You're not bringing anything we can't find in any freaking forum on the net. What makes yours so special? I don't even know why you keep bringing it up? I was giving my suggestions to procrasti about his site. You want to argue about reddit and Microsoft. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I didn't say make up new information You have heard of research? Yes? Well, anyways this thread is going nowhere. You are all over the map. I didn't dismiss anything you said. I just don't agree with you that any speech should be protected speech. I tried not to even mention you or make it personal in any way. I spoke of Jack Neckbeard not Orion Blastar. I honestly tried to be polite and not dismissive. In fact it was your comment that was extremely dismissive. The only thing personal I brought up was your continued complaint about actions taken against you on reddit as a justification for protecting free as in beer speech. I don't know what your posting about St Louis County has to do with the discussion at all. Did I say that posting should be deleted? I don't recall ever doing that or advocating it. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit See, you keep going back to reddit I'm not discussing reddit. I have nothing to do with disallowing racism against black people. I don't admin reddit. I don't even know where you came up with that. I'm an equal opportunity offender. I embrace diversity but I don't want anyone to think they're special. I want to remove inferior posts, whether they be criticism of MS or Blue Bell Ice Cream or Trojan Condoms. And don't flatter yourself about being Jack Neckbeard. You are FAR from the only person online that rants about Microsoft. You are just a tiny tiny fish in that HUGE Ocean. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Now it is you who are being abusive and discriminatory. Not to mention lying. How exactly do I hate the mentally ill? Not saying I do but I may hate some individuals who happen to be mentally ill but that doesn't mean I hate all mentally ill people. And I frankly don't give a shit what you find hard to believe. I do support diversity but I can still make comments about blacks and jews and anyone else because none are special or should be special. That is political correctness and I don't believe in that. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit might not be aware Yes, if they live under a rock in a cave on a deserted island in the south pacific. MAYBE. Shit this information is on my FACEBOOK feed. Hell Aunt Peggy knows about it. It's cool dude. You do whatever. I'm sorry. I guess I keep thinking you are a little smarter than the average bear. I guess you just don't have what it takes though. Caught up in small minded thinking. It's okay dude, don't sweat it. Sorry the big mean internet people ganged up on you and gave you a virtual swirly. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit one cannot 100% opt out of sure you can. Don't install it. You have choices. You don't want it don't use it. Go buy an apple. Don't like Google spying on you? Don't use Google. There are a number of alternatives. There is one and ONLY one thing that you can do on windows that you can't do or is difficult to do on competing OS's That is play games. Everything else you can do just as well and often better on competing OS's and that is changing. Slowly but it is happening. So if you don't like free beer windows ad actually that alone should have clued you in because TANSTAAFL so you KNEW you were going to pay somehow. But regardless, if you want games then get a playstation or wii or something. There are no 'average' users here. Everyone that has an account here knows full well what exactly they are getting when they tick the box for the Get Windows 10! Go post this beginner bullshit to your blastar.in blog. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You're really reaching for any excuse You can tell your people (what 'people' you mean I don't know, since you don't work but anyways) to send you the stuff in PDF which is pretty much the standard. I am well aware of the 'glitches' opening Office formats in FOSS apps and it is minor at best. If you're not using windows then why code for it? And if you must then do so in a virtual machine. Can you not control access to your VM? Again if you need to use it for training then install it in a VM. Control the access to it. Very simple things. Yes, I understand that quite a number of users will not be able to do this. They lack the expertise or experience. But there are no users like that here. Your audience is all wrong. UNLESS, your intention is to simply shit on Microsoft. Which is probably exactly your intention. And let me be clear. There is nothing wrong with that. This is K5 and the bar is quite low. So indulge yourself. Rant away. I'm just saying that these kinds of posts are inferior and if I was running a site I wouldn't hesitate to remove them. That's all I am trying to say. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Microsoft has to address Not really. If you and the 50M+ other people keep installing it despite knowing the privacy issues then what incentive does MS have to change? It's like those people that bitch about the bugs and glitches and lag on the new AAA games but the idiots STILL pre-order that shit. So if it is making them rich and all they have to do is weather a few impotent rants online then what do they care? You can rant about the privacy problems and activation issues all day but if you keep installing that shit then ol Nadella is going to laugh his ass off at you all the way to the bank. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I've been hearing of ranchers starting to use drones to herd sheep, goats, and cattle. I don't blame the animals really, I think I would freak the fuck out too if one of them things was buzzing after me. Houston uses drones because its cheaper than a helicopter and a pilot. They can stay up longer and are more stealthy. I haven't heard much about civilian drone use other than there is a bunch on the news a lot that have t-shirts saying if they see one they'll shoot it down. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I really wish you were happy right now Way out away from any sign of human civilization. Especially cell towers and wifi links. Yep, I do indeed wish you were absolutely ECSTATIC right now. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Congratulations on the job I hope you will inspire others to also seek employment. And failing that well, it ain't all bad being a dirty old man I tell you what. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit yeah my life is a living hell i sleep in my car on hard seats in parking lots, vacant lots, sometimes if im lucky a park. i have to eat crap food since i dont have a kitchen to cook in. i rarely bathe. i never have much money. i'm addicted to crack and weed. i am forced to use crappy public wifi to access the net. i like to hug sailors. i'm a lazy bum and a sociopath. everyone hates me and persecutes me, zeroing my comments and piling on. yes, my life is indeed a living hell...oh wait, my bad, that's YOUR life. How silly of me. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What this has to do with me I dunno But LOL'ing at the article. Especially the subtle backhand with the monkey picture. Unfortunately, no I don't think they will pay. Not because they don't want to but hard to scrape up that kind of money when your sole source of income is just 37/day from UNICEF and Niggerian 419 scams. Not to mention the petition is an appeal to Barack Obama. Now why in the hell would he seek reparations from his home country? Ever tried to get money from your relatives? Not an activity I would recommend. As for our resident bum and stooge you know he'll just start screaming about how the FED should create money and buy every African an Oculus Rift, a Basic Income and three squares a day because we have the production capability. Don't have to sweat anymore to grow vegetables and raise cattle anymore. Just press a button because all that shit is automated now and workers spend the rest of the day orally stimulating the boss and gossiping at the water cooler about ways they can stick it to the poor while sharing stock tips. You know, because all of us folks that work for a living are rich fucks living in McMansions inside a gated community. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit THank yoU SIR! May I have another? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit THank yoU SIR! May I have another? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit others? it says yourself Have you NEVER looked at source you wrote when you were a younger version of you? makes perfect sense to me. CLUE A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Of course But I think the "tweet" was one of those one-off comments that don't really stand up to close examination. I understood though, or at least I believe I understood what was implied immediately. I imagine the tweeter had just recently gone back and had to change or fix something written by a younger version of herself and got that WTF? Was I HIGH when I wrote that or what? feeling. I'm sure you have been there and done that even if now you take steps to correct it. You had to experience it at least one time to realize it was a problem in order to know you have to work cleaner now to prevent it. People say shit like this nowadays all the time. The online equivalent of thinking out loud. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit so explain to me why you take issue with this tweet? it seems perfectly innocent and one-off to me why does it strike a nerve in you? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit it was the word 'misuse' and the title it seemed to me as if you were upset by it. Yes, if you are indeed the author that would skip my mind. my mind. my mind. my min-whhhhip! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I AGREE WITH THIS FAGGOT Faggot. The Basic FAGGOT support is greater than your FAGGOT-wing FAGGOTITY FAGGOTED FAGGOTIST FAGGOT faggots. Even your faggot central FAGGOT is against FAGGOTS, you faggot. Look what your strong FAGGOTS just did to your FAGGOT exports, faggot. Your FAGGOT economy is crumbling because FAGGOTS has FAGGOT money, you fucking faggot. A FAGGOT FAGGOT is stupid, faggot. You need to think about FAGOTTER FAGGOTS, fag. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Uninstall and wipe your browser I mean nuke it completely from your system. Make sure you turn sync off if you use it. Scrub all the nooks & crannies. Then get a fresh copy and install. You should be good to go. The browsers have become major applications and store all manner of data here, there and everywhere. On all platforms. That bullshit lives inside one of those data files. I have done the exact same thing, ignored the warning and got bit. AV and Malware scrub cleaned everything. But still get that weird redirect. Uninstalled the fucker, cleared cache, scrubbed every mention of chrome. Got a fresh copy, installed and set it back up. No problems, no worries. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit how do i: tell a fool to stop asking foolih questions? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That is some very nice tit for tat there Explain to me how it was that your original comment was a response to an attack again? I think I missed it. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit about what i surmised you attack out of emotion, you act irrationally, you claim to be the victim when in truth you are the bully. tit for tat is just a convienient excuse for harrassment based on nothing but your delusional fantasies. you know, i'm still not seeing these suposedly superior memes that defeat me on a level playing field or any field for that matter. i see only abuse and unprovoked attacks along with copius expletives. i see highly immature remarks more suited to a playground than an adult forum. it seems that you just arent very intelligent and perhaps that is the real reason you dont seek employment. perhaps you are just too mentally deficient to be gainfully employed? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Jimmy Status: Extremely rustled Trolled flag: Supremely trolled Bite status: Hard Intelligence Quotient: flatworm equivalent Coherence: Non existent Rationality: Say What? Hug status: WARNING: HUG STATUS CRITICAL, MALE SAILOR REQUIRED IMMEDIATELY FOR EMERGENCY CUDDLE! Occupational Field: Bum, type: Lazy, rank: useless Winning Category: LOST Recommendation: HAVE A NICE DAY A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So will there be some action on that sodomy site you run or is that dead already? DOA A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Dude, graduate from Post Its to Index Cards Get one of those coupon wallets or a box, don't worry about organizers cuz you won't organize anyways. I keep a stack of blank 3x5's and a little red box. It's FULL. but nothing gets lost or thrown out accidentally. I also have a legal pad handy for some stuff but many times while working there isn't enough room for it. Index Cards though I can always find a little space for. I have some going back seven years. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Do you need a dupe to announce here? I'm sure someone could oblige you. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Bob doesn't like people He has tried to get along with them but they make him physically sick. People that camp on his property bring in their gut fauna that spreads from their colons. It gives Bob a headache and painful cramps. He has tried to take medicine for it and do everything he can to live among campers and hikers but he just can't do it. He wishes that campers and hikers would stop camping and hiking on his land. Why can't they hike and camp in a VR? That way they could enjoy the great outdoors and he could do what he wants. What is wrong with campers and hikers forcing themselves into his space? Why can't the government provide the campers with a basic income so they could purchase their own land paid for by creating money through debt? We have the production capability and there is plenty of public land available to give every human being a small parcel of it. Bob wishes that all campers and hikers would just abort themselves so he could be free to enjoy his privately owned land without them tromping across his pristine property. Campers are such colons. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL, you'd make a damn good redneck a prime peckerwood. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So how many times HAVE you had sex with your sister? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you had sex with Driffith? Fascinating. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I didn't realize you were into GRANDMAS So do you masturbate to The Golden Girls or what? I mentioned your comment to Dee and she said you must not have done a very good job since she must have slept through most of it. I really am loving these superior memes and intelligent put downs. I haven't seen a classic 'I did your Mom / Wife / Sister' cut down since, oh I don't know, Junior High maybe? I apologize though, I shouldn't make fun of you being retarded and all. You can't help not being educated. Well, if you hadn't lit up in the bathroom and got kicked out of school that is. LOL. It's both funny and extremely sad that your entire life, attitude, and sociopathy revolves around that one incident. It's like that moment, frozen in time, when that dude walked in on you has defined you. You have been stuck in that single instance trying to escape ever since. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Nope, I'm right, You are wrong The welded on chip on your shoulder predates your murder of Peach. You just cannot get past having your ass kicked out and all your hatred against academia, science, education, rich ignorant motherfuckers and society in general all stems from that single incident. You are a prisoner of your own self. That and a sociopathetic bum of course. But nothing will ever cure that. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Web comprises connections, great and small; danger and security; open source and restricted license; the chances of success and failure. The site owner stands for the virtues of wisdom, sincerity, benevolence, courage and strictness. By TERMS AND CONDITIONS are to be understood the marshaling of the site in its proper subdivisions, the graduations of rank among the moderators, the maintenance of Ethernet by which data may reach the servers, and the control of financial expenditure. These five heads should be familiar to every web master: he who knows them will be victorious; he who knows them not will fail. Therefore, in your deliberations, when seeking to determine the domain conditions, let them be made the basis of a comparison, in this wise: (1) Which of the two hosting services is imbued with the Moral law? (2) Which of the two admins has most ability? (3) With whom lie the advantages derived from DNS and Whois? -- from "The Art of Internet" by Sun Berners-Tzu We have a lion, tiger, liger, which is the father is a lion and the mother is a tiger, black and spotted leopard, mountain lion, Asian leopard cats. We've got a tremendous number of the exotic feline. No? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah dude, get a password manager use a spreadsheet or even a notepad, real or virtual. Fucking Post it notes. hey I know dude. I graduated from Post Its to Index Cards. It helped but I still ended up with too many Index Cards and having to periodically cull them. Hell for some things, not the bank or paypal of course but website logins and that kind of low sec shit I'll just send myself a text or email and deal with organizing later, at least I can do a SEARCH on that mess. But life is a lot better now without the post its. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I didn't have much but I sent what I had I haven't really got into it much. Although my Insurance Agent was asking me if I knew anything about the bitcoin thing. So I told him how to get Electrum and we sent some back and forth so he got a idea. I haven't heard anymore from him about it, but the dude might be taking his commission in btc for all know. Good Luck with the site, hope it fares better than kur05hit. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No worries Like I said I haven't done much, but played around some so I guess it got ate up in fees or something. Hell maybe that asshole did keep some of it who knows? I don't do any btc dealing so I hadn't put anything in there just what you gave me. Shit I didn't even know what the value was till just now. Shit I'm embarrassed I thought it was worth more than that. I keep hearing it gets more valuable every day. But hell. I have enough trouble with real money. Ok, I upgraded to 2.3.2 Followed your instructions. Encrypting was cool. Decrypting I got error because I had my head up my ass and was doing it backasswards. But once I figured out which hole to stick it in then it worked like a charm. So as far as address, it shows receiving and change. both list used. Don't see an option to generate a new address. So, for address: 1Me31udKvWvuTtsH3jSC57umXMU4mJbubx The public key is: 0412366d9288ac6e4dbe2be595c2db61ed4e64a38a5f54b550e5678303738fa5fe6b67e2228acee4 b2edac86b00332852a3acb17a06f310cac1a39ef9a33d38216 Does that work ok? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Cops are backing off Seem to be doubling down from my perspective. Crime does seem to be up and lots of violence. But I don't attribute it to cops backing down but rather the fucking heat and economy. The recovery seems to be going great for the wealthy but everyone else is still struggling. I do think that minorities are emboldened by what they see on TV and so are more likely to become confrontational. But that's just my take. I haven't done any research. Maybe that is just what I see getting reported and the reality is far different. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't know to whom you are speaking I don't live in a gated community. Nor am I rich. I work for a living so that I don't have to live in my car. As for emotion, you seem to be highly emotional. Your post is full of expletives and the tone is uncourteous. Are these the memes you refer to which will succeed? This is your idea of intelligent conversation? You often complain that you only tit for tat. I simply made an observation and you have attacked me. Making false assumptions about me. I said nothing about you or concerning you. I admitted that my observation was based solely on my perception. Why are you bullying me? What does it matter to you about crime? Are you a criminal? How does anything I said relate to cuts in benefits? I believe that it is you sir that needs to get a grip so-to-speak. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Did you grow up in a motorhome with the wheels taken off'n it? I mean, You might be a redneck if . . . ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I see, So you're saying your parents sold you into the sex trade and you got passed around like a cheap lighter. Sorry to hear that but it explains the hatred for rich dudes and your fascination with colons and gut fauna. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit oh snap, i am so burned by that dinosaur quip. You have pwned me and pwned me good. You must be one -.of them hacker folks I heard about. That is one superior Meme right there. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit They really can't chase these guys down Ahh, see that is the difference. Down South they really can chase guys down, (dancing in the street even) with guns blazing. And the chasee is usually both blazed and blazing also. I mean check Houston news. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't think it makes the cops more trigger happy, I think that part of it is due to a long culture of 'us vs them' in law enforcement and the fact that people and criminals seem to be more likely to react violently. And again that is large part a culture change in the south. People used to be very polite and didn't get into folks business and a lot of things get overlooked. But we have massive influx of people from the North and they do things different. However, I also wonder if the stuff has always been like this or if it just seems like it because of the prevalence of video. It's hard to say. I can tell you though, when I was growing up and as a younger man I never feared an encounter with the cops. One time I was driving my Hell Camino from College Station to Round Rock. I was about 40 over the limit with a case of bud less a six-pack on the hump. Outside of Taylor I saw this state trooper behind me. He said he'd followed me for the last five miles. I got a speeding ticket and a citation for excessive exhaust (I had a small block 400cid from a Malibu SS under the hood paired with dual pipes and glasspacks, she had a mighty roar) and then he let me go on my way. That was in the 70's though. Nowadays I think I'd be face down on the asphalt with a gun to my head if I tried a stunt like that. Different worlds. . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I thought that was Sony? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Google is still there and that dude has been running shit for awhile now. It's a surprise, at least to me but really not THAT much different than Dell Computers becoming Dell or Dominoes Pizza becoming Dominoes. What does it really matter to us grunts in the trenches? Same people running things just a different org chart. I guess I would give more of a shit if I had stock in GOOG or something. I guarantee one thing, it ain't going to make Google+ any more relevant or Hangouts from sucking hard. They should have hung an a on the end though, would have been a very apt name for the company. AlphaBeta. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit If sye asks me I will stop commenting on trane. Actually, if anyone, except one of the three stooges, asks me to stop telling trane to get a job I will quit. I'm not quitting K5 but I can see where some folks might be tired of me calling him out on his bullshit. And the truth is I think everyone already knows that he is a delusional parasite, a liar, a hypocrite, and sociopath. So my work here is done anyways. Anyway, I got the message when sye offered trane a job if it would just shut me up. My take is that although the place is a shithole I still have respect for my fellow kurons who are not one of the three stooges or Jason. I saw that comment by sye and thought, maybe people are getting tired of seeing it.Time to move on to something new. mumble's comment is spot on and so is the pearls before swine comment of ksandstr. Except that expensive shots are what is needed. Because for the myriad reasons we all continue to hang out here entertainment must be in the top ten at least. I know I can't change his outlook or behaviour. He's completely lost. Deluded and spewing hatred one moment and the next trying to paint himself as the victim unjustly persecuted. Championing ideas under the guise that it would benefit all but really he is only concerned about his selfish self. I could continue but really, he is already exposed and I doubt anyone takes him seriously anymore. The only thing left that puzzles me is why someone would intentionally try to be a part of a community that zero-rates his every comment and heaps abuse upon him at every turn? The only thing that comes to mind is what Crawford said about the cat that would rather take a shovel to the face than be neglected. Dude must be really fucking lonely. I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a bum and sociopath. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The people you mention are not lazy bums no double standard. mumble is trying to do something other than collect a handout. Something that will be of benefit to society. You denigrate him and his work at every turn. Blastar does the best he is capable of raising a son and teaching him along with the fact that he actually creates things. Again, you denigrate him every chance you get. The only arena in which your memes "win" is in your own delusions. You can not compete on any playing field because you know nothing of competion. Your idea of winning is to lie and cheat. When you aren't handed what you want when you want it then you accuse others of persecuting you and claiming to be the victim. You create nothing of value except to yourself. You are a sociopath. You are the very definition of a bum because not only do you not work but you actively avoid work. I realize that you are not intelligent enough to understand what I am saying. I can only hope for your sake that when reality eventually jack slaps you with the realization that you aren't as special as you believe yourself to be that you won't be too traumatized. I submit as evidence your subtly intelligent and witty reproach toward Del as well as the pejorative nicknames you employ against your fellow kurons. Yes, if kuro5hin.org was an island I would vote to have you banished. Not because you are a threat. As if you could be a threat to anyone. But rather because you are detrimental to community and society. A cancer for which the only cure is excision. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit How deliciously quaint, "FAG" You certainly exhibit the superior meme. That must have cost you several minutes of cogitation to come up with such an exquisite example of wit that. 'Fag', yes I believe I will have to write that one down. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I was a little inebriated Story of my life . . . A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Lazy bum smoking crack from gutter wants you to give him a handout. Needs to get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm not drunk and you are the liar and the hypocrite. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL The police are doing what they enjoy so you support them right? Or are you just a hypocrite as well as a lazy parasite? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit But they don't WANT to beat nigs in VR You are oppressing them and preventing them from doing what they love! You wouldn't be happy with Virtual crack, right? Just a simulation of smoking crack without getting high right? You wouldn't want people to force you to hike in a Virtual wilderness so that we could use the real land for oil drilling and farming and mining. You wouldn't want Virtual animals so that we could use the resources and space they take up to house humans. Why would you deny the police, or the hunter, or the oil magnate, or anyone else that does things with which you don't approve? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I Agree! Stick with XP! It's the OS invented by fools for fools. It's the fool tool. Not linux, that is for smarties. Not OSX that is for cool and fools are not cool. XP is so easy it has a button to tell you how to Start. Windows XP: It's the foolish choice! And the choice of fools! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Warning: Lazy bum posting bullshit Get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Windows 10 Voice Recorder Something You Should Know according to random internet person with instructions on how to make it NOT so. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Windows 10 Privacy Policy The NEW normal. via Arstechnica A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't think you can dismiss it so easily They are not 'testing' the thing. If so then their behaviour would be the same regardless if an adult was nearby. No this is a group action against 'the other'. I tend to think this may be more than just kids behaving badly but something that may be deeply ingrained in the human psyche. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Fascinating Kind of has a Lord of the Flies vibe. I wonder is this an example of humanity with the veneer of civilization stripped away? Or is it an experiment in Mob Behavior? Since the abusers didn't think they would get caught they rapidly descended into the most sickening abuse. Interesting how as they brought in more kids the abuse against the littlest victim increased. One kid just wasn't enough for the bastards, but get a whole bunch together and the depravity is appalling. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit people used to put stuff in my soda or water that was probably a delusion, no offense. I have a feeling that 99% of the things you "think" happened to you, like the laughing and other shit was just your mental illness. Kind of like the thought police. I mean, I know that it was VERY REAL to YOU. As far as you could tell it was really happening. But in actual fact it was just your mind playing tricks. There is this person of my acquaintance who went to the grocery store. This person had a problem with their leg and had a slight limp. It was related to me that while at the store EVERY PERSON in the parking lot and in the store was mimicking this persons limp while staring pointedly at them. As the person went down the aisles the people behind began to laugh but when the person came around the aisle they went back to simply staring and limping with an exaggerated motion. Now this was all TOTALLY REAL to this person. But in actuality it never happened, it was just the result of this persons psychosis. I think that probably a lot of what you remember happening to you as well as the trolling and other stuff that you feel a victim of is actually just a manifestation of your own mental instability. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I was thinking about trane's laziness Is it just a way to smoke crack easily? Disparaging others hard work while doing none of his own? I'm having to translate his bullshit into something a non delusional person would understand. I still don't see the application to getting a job though. The lazy bum could get a job but the only thing he seems to do is beg for a handout. How does he exist without rich sugar daddies that let him stay in their golf cottage? Basically I don't see the utility of being a lazy bum. Especially when it comes to expecting others to provide for him. So i want to express that the lazy fuck needs to get a job not smoke crack all day... A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Why do you keep posting to a site that hates you so much they zerorate your every utterance? Hey Curly! Time to stop playing with Larry and Moe and get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Don't know shit about A.I. But still I think that when it is finally cracked it is going to be really simple. I mean like sentience, self-awareness, the whole shebang. Like Flight. For years people studied birds and concluded that the flapping MUST be the key component. It turned out though that flapping had nothing to do with FLIGHT. Instead it was the shape of the wing that was important. Same thing with AI. We study brains and focus on the FLAPPING stuff and think it MUST be important. What we will soon discover though is that all that shit has nothing to do with it. What is going to be critically important is the form. I also don't think we'll make significant progress without massively parallel computing. In other words, GOOGLE is probably more likely to stumble on true AI than any university and it may be just by accident rather than by design. And it may well be we need to have some quantum computing thrown in because you never know, there may be some quantum level effects going on in that thick skull of ours. But all this is just bullshit pulled fresh and hot from my ass since I don't have a clue what I'm talking about. Feel free to use it in a sci-fi story though if you like. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit This is the way kuro5hin.org ends, not with a bang but with an expired cookie. K5 has finally failed it. Love it or hate it. Truly an internet icon. etc etc. The final Death of Kuro5hin.org. Press F to pay respects . . . You'll be needing to edit the title. When she sees this post it will need to be changed to "how my EX-girlfriend sleeps". Don't fall over the handle bars though. Sounds like an Afroman song. Some people will do anything for karma. : ) New York has giant alligators in their sewers and Canada has giant goldfish. Sounds about right. Now that you bring it up it seems sort of obvious. Left a bad taste in my mouth not even Lysol could get out. Solid Snake approves. I was thinking about this last night. I was annoyed with the infodumps, I know they have a purpose but what was annoying was the same thing was explained over and over and over again. I understand that perhaps one might need to be informed about orbital mechanics and the chain thing was interesting. But all that plus many other things just kept getting explained repeatedly. Well, then I started to reflect and the concept of cloning, repetition, and things that start small and evolve to be very large is sort of a theme. So maybe it wasn't completely accidental? I hate to imagine that he was so neglectful. Because this solution is a software-only emulation, titles that require a hardware accessory are not part of this feature. I agree but I hesitated to say anything because I didn't want something like that whole crazy hat thing. Only Nuka-Cola caps are acceptable currency. I just don't get this "If you don't like the documentation then fix it yourself" attitude. If I'm reading the documentation then I'm trying to figure out how something should be done, so how am I expected to update documentation that is out-of-date or add information that is missing? Is that really what people expect? Because thumbnails are often misrepresentative of content. What I'm saying is that it wasn't the boobs in the thumbnail that made me click but the word BooBs in the title. because, you know, boobs . . . That is quite a stretch. Looks kinky though. Talk about having your head in the clouds. Aw run it through the wash and it'll be right as rain. Ain't no different than what a bunch a birds do to it every day. Except quantity wise that is. Birds start crapping that much we all might have problems.I really hate to add that not a single mention of coffee has been made. Where has coffee gone? HA! I had my legs removed and replaced with DENIM PROSTHETICS! Of course, Edit-> Preferences-> Default New. My grandfather used to say on seeing a young woman with a nice rack, "Can you imagine walking through a field of those barefooted?" Whats with everyone sharing this recently? Because it's awesome. I honestly have no idea. I hadn't really been trying to decode the tracts in relation to the hunt. I'm looking it over now a little closer. It is very sexual. And just thinking about "men and women make water differently" in the context reminded me about how during some booty calls it always rains. But then I would expect that some male encounters would also result in rain but I can't think of any so I'm probably just going down a dead end. And even if it were I still wouldn't have any idea how to apply it. You should know that you are being pedantic. I'm looking at you. I'm sorry in advance, but this DOES seem like the perfect time to ask, "Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?" Dear Hubby, You rotten S.O.B! Welcome home from a long night "with the boys" at the strip club! I'm hiding in the house with a .45. Here's yours, (Daisy Pellet Pistol). have fun! I Love You, your wife. Eh, it's good enough for Facebook anyways . . . Can't wait for Grampa's reaction! Chris Hansim: 'Why don't you take a seat right over there? . . .' Funny! But I am confused with Nancy says eight the breath . . . what does that mean? "Personally I could care less. I don't care much but I could care less." - edhere So some guy just up and makes a YouTube video saying that these things aren't true and tells me some other things that supposedly are true without any kind of reference or whatever. Oh my. I guess I should just believe this guy then because he made a video and all. Regardless of whether or not he is correct and these things are in fact, not true, why should I just believe him at face value? For all I know if I were blown out of an airlock I might turn into a tipped cow unless I had drank 8 glasses of water while failing at math. For half a second maybe before either the homeless started using them for a shelter. I understand you city "gentlemen" may be unaccustomed to public urinals however, the more rural folk have been using them for generations. We just call them trees. CAN WE GET A FLUFFER OVER HERE? DAMN THESE AGING GAY PORN ACTORS. ANYBODY GOT ANY DICK PILLS? COCK SUCKER CANT STAY UP (K)FIVE MINUTES! WHAT IS HOLDING THAT SWORD!? I know it isn't real but if it was I would drive the shit out of it thank goodness, you guys can go back to your dick rubbing and fart sniffing. Sorry, constipated. Looks like it's garden hose time again. Woooo-hee! Congratulations on winning Now you can concentrate on getting a job! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit just means we have to do like Trump and pay people to attend $5 vote for Section $10 vote for FP I accept all major credit cards but no checks or money orders. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit hmm, do I have to bleed from my eyeballs and . . . 'wherever'? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit WELL THIS THING BLEW UP QUICK And this reply is probably too late anyway but... Observation number one: Most of the feedback is from one of the three stooges that sees the world through shit colored glasses and the other is someone that cannot stay focused on a single subject but turns everything around to suit their own agenda splattered with cryptic asianisms in order to sound smarter than they actually are. I would discount 99.999999999999999999% of anything they say when discussing a business venture. Observation number two: If you decide to go forward with this venture please don't tie it in to either reddit or kuro5hin. Be unique. I don't see why something as simple as procrasti.Nation wouldn't work. That is what these sites are for anyways. They don't exist to provide FREE SPEECH, they're just some way to interestingly (hopefully) spend time on the net. I have mentioned before that free speech is over rated. To reiterate, many people want FREE as in BEER speech. What I mean is they want to be able to go in and say YOU ARE A POOPY HEAD AND YOU EAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST AND I FUCKED YOUR MOM SO KILL YOURSELF. And they want to accept no responsibility for that. No consequences, no blow-back. What we WANT is free as in libre speech. And that means that someone has to mod. people need to have consequences just like in real life. If you stand on a soapbox in real life shouting nigger nigger nigger shit is going to happen to you. The speech that must be protected is when people speak the truth of a thing when that truth may make them subject to persecution. So when Joe Whistleblower needs to tell the world about the criminal acts being perpetrated by Evil Entity that needs to be protected. But when Jack Neckbeard bitches that Microsoft Windows is The End of Civilization that doesn't need to be protected. So how can you tell? To be honest just look and see if it is the speech that needs protecting or the speaker. If by saying something that speaker risks getting dragged off in the middle of the night to a gulag then that is probably protected speech. If it is just some fuckwit that is pissed because his idiot delusions are getting zerobombed then that doesn't need protecting. My only problem with a site that costs me money to participate is that I am probably NOT going to participate. The web is too big and I'm not looking to be a social activist. I'm just looking for something to do while I eat my sammich. Hope that helps and is somewhat on topic. Good luck either way. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit No, Microsoft isn't protected But Jack Neckbeard's rant isn't protected either. If it doesn't contribute to the discussion. My point is that some people want to say whatever they want and if they cannot then it is censorship. But take for example those panels on TV. If you let everyone say what is on their mind then what you end up with is everyone shouting past each other and the loudest, most obnoxious guy wins. In a moderated setting, people get to take their turn and everyone gets heard but they better have something worthwhile to say or else they will get cut off. And that is a good thing. If Jack wants to rant about Microsoft he can do it on his own blog. No one is silencing him. But he wants the attention of the big site but that isn't the big sites job. And truthfully, if Jack really has something of substance to say about Microsoft or whomever then he shouldn't have a problem getting heard. But if all Jack wants to do is yell that Windows 20 sucks donkey balls because it has the wrong color scheme then fuck that. i don't know how to address the rest of your comment. Sounds like you have a personal beef with a particular website so I can't speak to that. Of course it's all my opinion anyways. I like forums that have a strong moderator. I think the level of discourse is much higher because of it. I only have so many hours in the day and really don't have time for a bunch of shit posts. But that's just me. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit First you know that color schemes are not the issue. That is a placeholder for ALL the things that are not important (See: Start Menu) You say MOST but I say SOME. Even FEW. And again it has little relevance to the discussion of unfettered free speech and moderated speech. How many places does the news have to appear before it becomes noise? Did Jack blow the whistle or is he merely parroting something he saw elsewhere? And if so why should that be protected? Most Internet forums are shouting matches anyway. All the MORE reason and evidence for heavy moderation to prevent that. Again you seem fixated on your problems with a particular website. That has no bearing whatsoever on what procrasti is attempting. He's not making reddit. What would be the point? Voat is already trying to do that and failing. Much like a holywood producer rebooting StarTrek. procrasti isn't trying to reboot K5. HUSI has already done that. And failed. Along with k5.goatse.ch and all the other Klone5. Perhaps it is time for something completely different? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Who are you talking to? It's Jake from State Farm. Jake from State Farm at 3 in the morning? Who is this? It's Jake. From State Farm. What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm? uh . . . khakis. She sounds hideous! Well she's a guy so . . . I'm sick and tired of your lying and sneaking around in the middle of the night! What does Jake from State Farm give you that I can't? <sniff> Besides great rates on auto and home insurance? Well, he lets me do him in the butt. And when I want a blowjob he doesn't tell me he has a headache. But you know I still love you right? Oh you'll NEVER change you asshole! You're never satisfied with just one insurance agent! In six months you'll be hanging out with that black guy from Allstate . . . Well actually, I have heard he has really good hands. . . . or staying out with that floozy from Progressive! Can you blame me? She lets me name my own price . . . Next thing you know you'll be down on all fours with that damn lizard! Uh, it's a Gecko and I may be many things but I am NOT into bestiality. YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE! I'M LEAVING AND GOING TO MOTHERS! Hey, ask her if she wants a great discount on her car insurance. I only need like fifteen minutes alone with her. YOU ARE DISGUSTING! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit In the land of the fools The one-eyed retarded man is King. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I know you are looking forward to going to work this week. I'm really proud of you for deciding to get into the workforce. I realize there will be many challenges ahead but I'm certain you will overcome them. I know you are excited and eager to get started. It is a satisfying feeling knowing that you have control of your own destiny and no longer have to be dependent on others. Soon you will be fully independent, a productive member of society joining the ranks of your fellow hard-working Americans. You will not regret this decision. Be sure to arrive on time, punctuality is important. Remember to be confident. You've got this! Be polite and relaxed. Have your resume ready. Be sure you look them in the eye and deliver a firm handshake. Good Luck and knock 'em dead. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit immense excess of people ready, willing, and able to work but NOT you. You want others to do the labor while YOU sit on your fat lazy ass and reap the benefits. AND you will bitch about how those people who labor don't do the work to satisfy you. Just like you denigrate every person who does anything productive on this website. You will say how stupid they are and how they are liars and suckers of boss cock. All while you enjoy the benefits that they provide. You are a parasite, a bum, a freerider. Living off the blood and sweat of people that produce and you are completely ungrateful. I take that back, you aren't a parasite. No you are a virus. A cancer. Consuming resources for your own purpose, not giving back and working to actively destroy your host. You are a sickness, a disease of society. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Wrong, you want people do provide for you and your crack habit. You enjoy the parks but bitch about the people who work there and the other people who enjoy them also. You lie when you say you want people to do what makes them happy. I base that on multiple comments here about how you wish everyone was aborted and how people are evil. So one of the other is a lie. I know you are a hypocrite if you pretend that you support the guy who enjoys working in a slaughterhouse. Or the hunter that enjoys harvesting venison for his family or the fisherman who enjoys making a big catch. See, you are so obviously full of shit and have no morals or conscience whatsoever. You hate humanity and you hate society and all you want is to indulge yourself at the expense of others. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Apply to the Dept of Ecology for a job. Are you just stoned posting as usual? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit make tdillo shut up I apologize sye. I didn't realize it upset you so. I assume you are talking about me calling trane out for his bullshit and not my diaries or other posts? Anyways if you are tired of it then others may be also. Perhaps I have gone too far. If you ask nicely I will, from this moment forward, refrain from commenting on trane. I give you my word. If you desire me to stop posting all together though I think you'll just have to continue giving me twos. Fair enough? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Especially since Mom would be after you to get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So you're saying you'll be down at the employment office early Monday morning then? I'm so glad that you have finally seen the light and have decided to get a job. This is a major milestone in your life. I understand that you are a little apprehensive but don't worry. You will do just fine. And you will be joining the millions of your fellow Americans in the workforce making productive use of their lives. You will not only be helping yourself but contributing to the economy of our great nation. Congratulations, I salute you and welcome you to our ranks. If you need any assistance with your resume don't hesitate to let me know. I'm extremely proud of you. This is truly a great day! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Sorry, i was stoned and couldn't pass it up besides, 'givemeanal69' is a really weak password. We need 2-step verification. Rusty your site, fix it you must. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah obviously the people at GOOGLE are idiots compared to a lazy unemployed crackhead bum. Oh that's right, you're a Rockstar Coder and you're going to give us StarTrek like AI just as soon as the government gives you a Basic Income and legalizes the weed. My Bad. Here old mumble is Getting Shit DoneTM. While you are still making wrappers and basically doing the same shit you did ten years ago with no progress. Oh that is right, you follow the Crawford school of Software Engineering. Don't do shit just bitch about the tools and call every other programmer an idiot. Get a fucking job loser bitch. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit What I really want: Is your ass to get a job. And if it was so fucking nice out there then why the fuck did you leave? Fucking go back out there and make us both happy. Stupid lazy crackhead bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Everything you enjoy The clothes on your back, the POS car you drive (that is more eco friendly than riding a bike according to you, HA!), the parks you enjoy, the roads you drive on to get to them, the computer or phone or whatever device you use to post to k5, the internet, K5 itself, all the other places you go online, the software that runs it, the food stamps you use to fill your lazy belly, the tools you complain about, all of it, every bit is available because of people who work and want to improve life. Not a single damn thing worth noting was created by a lazy bum crackhead waiting around for a handout. Nothing. You are a parasite. You contribute nothing. You complain about what you do have and insult every single person that writes code.You eat our food and produce shit, you consume our resources and provide nothing in return, you breath our air and exhale your pot and crack exhaust. I am what is wrong with America? I'm throttling progress? How exactly are YOU enabling progress waiting for others to provide you with clothing, food, and shelter? You are a joke. The sad thing is that you seriously BELIEVE that you are superior in every way to everyone else. That everybody else is WRONG. Yet you cannot even provide for your basic needs. You are as funny as the other two stooges. Constantly complaining about the tools you use, and how corrupt and stupid and morally bankrupt everyone ELSE is while two of you are homeless, all three of you are jobless, and not a single one of you can produce anything but excuses for why it isn't your own fault that you are a failure. Not a single one of you can provide for yourself. But myself and mumble and Del and all the stupid idiots at Google and Apple and Microsoft WE are the problem. We are the idiots because we don't do things like you wish them to be done in your delusional fantasy. You really are a piece of fucking work dude. If I didn't read your comments and diaries with my own eyes I don't think I could believe a parasite like you could even exist. Time for me to coffin myself. OK that's cool. Time for you to get a job. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'm not even going to attempt to unravel that pile of tangled logic. I will note though that as a general rule most construction sites are not concerned about people stealing big equipment. First off taking a bulldozer or backhoe isn't as simple as hopping in your VW hippie van and tooling off. I understand since you have never actually WORKED a day in your life this might be a difficult concept. Plus the fact that the equipment is bright yellow and doesn't move very fast so, you know. It's not like you are going to lose yourself in traffic. There could have been a number of reasons they needed to lock the gate. And of course you just HAD to use THAT particular road right? I mean you are ENTITLED to do whatever you want and if there is some obstacle then OBVIOUSLY it is wrong and was put up specifically to inconvenience YOU. OMG you are so persecuted and harassed, the ENTIRE WORLD IS CONSPIRING AGAINST YOU! One thing that really tickles me is I kind of wish I actually lived the way you seem to think I do. It sounds like it would be really sweet. Especially the rich part. I just got through paying the bills yesterday in fact and my wallet is still smarting. You and every other motherfucking human should have been aborted, . . . Yeah, more of your exquisite logic. I assume you sprang fully formed from the aether? A perfect being. Yeah, I'm thinking now that not only do you need to get a job but you really need to get laid. Like by a real live breathing woman. Not one of those dead ones that you say are responsible for our surplus of production. Thanks man, this back and forth has been extremely fascinating. It isn't every day that one is given insight into the mind of the deeply disturbed. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit So you're saying you came here to Give A Fuck or Chew Bubblegum. But you have discovered you are all out of Fucks. Care for some gum? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Right now it seems they have only banned racist subs, and anything that looks like CP. The 'The average Redditor finds that annoying' shit is a smokescreen. spacedicks, picsofdeadkids, many other subs that I'm sure annoy some segment of "average Redditor" whatever the fuck that means. Some of the porn stuff isn't even quarantined. Anyways, I don't give a shit about the subs that got banned and I fully support quarantining the borderline shit as well as the hardcore junk. However, the reddit control people keep doing it wrong. They should just be honest and say, we're dumping this shit for THIS reason. Playing games is not going to help and spreading FUD is not going to help. This could work and everyone would be happy. Well MOST PEOPLE would be cool with it. I imagine that The AVERAGE Redditor is code for Steve and Alexis. And that's cool. We have the same thing here. If the AVERAGE Kuron ie; Rusty Foster finds content he doesn't like he isn't going to take a vote or ask our opinion before he nukes it from the daatabase, and I doubt he loses a minute of sleep over it either. The problem though is that like K5, if they keep doing shit that pisses off users and not taking care of shit that users care about then the biggest part of them are going to leave. I like reddit. But the net is a big place. And there was shit to do before reddit and there will be shit to do after. I'm sure even Digg has a small core of loyal users that will never leave. Sounds familiar. And reddit might end up like that too. I just don't think that is the goal. Hard to sell ads if you don't have the eyeballs. Just a core group of folks making pun threads. But hell, I lived in a world that predated the WWW and we weren't sitting around twiddling our thumbs waiting for the day we could update our facebook profiles. I reckon we'll survive. I know this diary is a troll however, this comment kinda validates your position. "/u/WhitePride_WorldWide -22 points I'm actually shocked you did it. thats because hes a pussy whipped cuck. Faggot SJWs cant handle facts and rely on muh feels.. And that they are getting downvoted makes me think we're on the right track here." It's not the end of the net though. It's just the prairie is getting fenced and the folks back east are moving in. It ain't the Wild Wild Web anymore in cyberspace. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah that last is the point. But they aren't consistent in their policy And rusty isn't either. If it pisses him off or annoys him or exposes him to bs then BOOM. But then he lets slide a bunch of shit. And the Reddit folks aren't any different. AFAIK there is no hosting bill. IIRC those two companies in the upper right pay for it all. If rusty had to pay I think the plug would have been pulled long ago. The details are lost in the mist of time so if I am wrong I apologize. But that is what I recall. I'm sure when Steve and Alexis started reddit it was 'for the lulz'. Most of the better sites past and present started 'for the lulz'. I disagree they will do anything for money and profits. There is a LOT worse shit they could do. For example they could start by implementing a $5 paywall. However, they find themselves with a huge Tiger by the tail. Love it or Hate it they are become a powerful force on the web. A major player. AND they are owned by Conde Nast and I'm sure no matter what THEY say there are people in that company that have very little concern for problematic subs. The admins continue to say that Conde Nast is hands off but you would be a fool (sorry UF) if you thought there was NO PRESSURE. But yeah, they are going to HAVE to be more honest and open about what they are doing. They might as well, nothing they do is going to keep people from getting pissed off. But they could retain support from the majority of the users if they were more transparent. The way they are doing it now is going to upset a lot of people that would mostly be on their side. Well anyways. It is what it is. Lots of fuckers overstepping lately. we really should just tell them all to fuck off and not participate. I mean like this Windows 10. They are doing all this shit and saying oh yeah, here we'll give you this shit for free because they know they'll make it up in spades with the winstore sales and personal data. Shit. So just tell them fuck off. There are alternatives. So you can't play solitaire. (I'm not saying YOU as in OB YOU but the general you understand) But yeah, go buy a pack of bicycles. Play solitaire all fucking day. Even when the electric is off. Even when the net is down. Can't get on facebook? Take your eyes away from the screen and talk to someone face to face. Shit. At the end of the day, they need US a HELL of a lot more than we need THEM. That goes for all them bastards. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Just kind of skimming through the announcements It just makes me laugh in a dark way. OB here bitching about the SJWs. But damn look at all the fuckers coming out to defend the cartoon CP. Dudes are madder than a wet cat. More pissed off than a redneck that just got his rebel flag burned. They're posting definitions of Child Pornography and using it to prove that looking at cartoons of adults gang raping babies and kids is wholesome family fun. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit We have the production capacity Because of the "debt slaves" and the Ignorant Motherfuckers. Talk about Morally Bankrupt and Ethically challenged. How can you justify your existence which is provided for you by the very people you condemn? That is exactly why I keep calling you a bum. Because you provide nothing. You produce nothing. You expect WE THE PEOPLE (because that is ultimately what The Government is) to provide for you without you reciprocating in any way. I know you say well, there will be INNOVATION and DISRUPTIVE TECHNOLOGIES. And that may be true but again, you expect OTHERs to produce that. You yourself have no intention of innovating nor discovering new technology. In fact even the people here that are trying to innovate. To produce something new and interesting and unique, you give them a bunch of shit because it doesn't work like YOU want it to. OH STATS ARE STUPID! OH REGEX IS STUPID!, OH PROGRAMMING IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN NATLANG IS STUPID. No sir, YOU are stupid. You are delusional. You are a parasite. Go fuck off back to the park, the park that is provided for you by us stupid "debt slaves" and Ignorant Motherfuckers lazy bum. Or get a fucking job and pay society back for all the resources it has wasted on you. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Riiiight, dead people deliver the goods dead people built your car, your computer. Dead people farm the vegetables and raise the cattle. Yeah, I should go and thank the dead guys down the street for fixing the potholes. And yeah, good old Alan Turing, working hard all by himself receiving his Basic Income because he wouldn't dream of doing that work for anything as crass as filthy lucre. He didn't work for any Ignorant Motherfucking bosses. He was completely independent. Gordon didn't have a thing to do with it. He was a genius that invented an Enigma machine and then cracked it. LOL, it is hilarious the size of your ego. How you are convinced that you are a super special snowflake and EVERYONE else, physicists, mathematicians, software engineers, programmers. They are all stupid and wrong. You with your razor sharp intellect, having taken a few MOOCs (that you couldn't even answer the homework or quiz sections without being given it by your fellow students, oh but it was against the HONOR SYSTEM which was implemented specifically to persecute YOU). And with a few hours of online study you have cracked the secrets of Economics, Thermodynamics, etc. Yes, no one wants me here at K5. I am universally hated. Every post I make is zero bombed into oblivion. Look under hidden comments and you will see my name on every post going down the page. I have had to change my username more times than I can count since I first joined in 2001 due to multiple bannings. Even my socks have to have socks. I have a script named after me to remove my posts even - tdildobegone. Yes, people here DESPISE me and I only stay to sow frustration and pain, because since my life has no meaning at least it has purpose, to denigrate every user remaining. Dude, you know you are starting to impress me with the sheer extent of your delusions. It is fascinating. But even still, delusions or not. You really really really need to get a job. And probably get laid too. And I don't mean sticking your tiny pecker into a knothole or some poor woodland creature like you usually do. I mean with like a real live woman. Yeah get your chakras in balance and normalize your kundalini. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And they still employ people I find it interesting that you, a bum, who doesn't work has decided that the entire American workforce, does nothing productive and is primarily engaged in orally stimulating a boss and playing games. Here we go with you insulting not just me but every single worker in America. All of which are inferior to you, the one man in existence who is above such trifling as manual labor. A man unable to supply his own needs but yet somehow smarter, more ethical, and more perfect than any other human being. Again you fascinate me with your hubris. Completely dismissing the efforts of millions of people as non productive and of course you yourself are above all that. A superior being. like unto a God able to pass judgement on one and all. You ask me if I have seen a car factory. But you yourself don't know anything about it. You say they "produce a car every ten minutes or some ridiculous crap". But you don't know. You are just guessing. And I assume that you are referring to the high degree of automation. I suppose you have seen a jpg of welding bots on some website. Therefore obviously you assume the entire factory from beginning to end is automated. From the design and testing to the delivery of the automobile to the consumer. How naive you are. It's pretty funny actually. At one time I worked in a GM plant in Missouri. So not only have I seen an auto factory I was employed in one. One of the worst jobs I have ever had I admit, but I don't recall fellating the boss as part of the job description. And I am perfectly happy to allow you to carry a machete to clear trails, or build a culvert, or establish a rescue aviary for that matter. The POINT is that you will do NONE of them. You are all talk and bullshit. You will not clear trails, you will not build culverts and you will not run an avian rescue or even work a marijuana grow farm. If I handed you a machete, if I provided the tools for you to build a culvert, if I provided land for you to grow pot and make a bird sanctuary you would balk. You would come up with an excuse about how you would like to do it but government didn't do this or ignorant motherfuckers did that. Because you are a lazy bum. You are a bum now and you will always be a bum no matter what. All you produce is excuses. Even if Government GAVE you a Basic Income, A Food Card, Free Healthcare, Free Transportation and Free Housing you would STILL sit around on your lazy ass complaining about how much your check was, how big a bitch it was having to go to the fucking store. Why can't the Government deliver my food to my door huh? You would bitch because your doc wouldn't prescribe the opiates you want to get high. You would bitch because your government supplied vehicle was the wrong color and the seats weren't as comfortable as you like. You would bitch about your housing because you didn't like the neighbors or you felt oppressed because you had to mow the god damn lawn. See, you are full of shit. You are a lazy bum and know not a god damn thing about what working REALLY is. You need to stop making excuses and whining like a little brat. Grow up, be a man, get a job. Shit go work for the forestry service. Start your own business so you don't have to suck any bosses dick but your own. But I know you won't. You're just going to do the same thing tomorrow that you did today. Sit on your lazy bum ass and bitch because the sky doesn't rain crack and you can't harvest free pot from the median. How you get a headache if another person looks at you and get hives if someone talks to you. You'll talk big about how you are going to revolutionize the field of AI and create all these wonderful technologies just as soon as you get this or that or the other thing. But it doesn't matter. If you got EVERYTHING you asked for you still wouldn't be nothing but a god damn lazy bum. It's time you shut up and got a job dude. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Some people do not welcome our artificially intelligent overlords. Fuck buddy, the thing was Canadian for fuck sake! The damn thing probably apologized while it was being torn to shit! And speaking of lazy bums with nothing better to do... well have to post later. I cant get to the link right now, i'm out in the field. Till then amuse yourself with something completely different A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit But what about the other 16 Fools? Don't THEY deserve a chance too? just look at the contributions to Fooldom made by the likes of Rick "Oops!" Perry and Lindsey "And when they say, `I want my lawyer,' you tell them, `Shut up. You don't get a lawyer." Graham. Jeb Bush, thinks that we should locate all the illegal aliens and "...politely ask them to leave." Ben Carson, "So if there were a container of contaminated urine, and somehow it managed to find its way to someplace a lot of damage could be done. Someone comes up to a lab worker. He knows he's got the urine. `How would you like to have a million dollars?' ... Such things have been known to happen." Yeah there is some HIGH QUALITY Fool Juice in that whole lineup. But you know who should get the honor for the biggest fools? Fox Network, of course. It is their rules really that have helped create The Donald and they continue to aid and abet the looming trainwreck that is the Republican Presidential Primaries. And they thought an old fool yelling at an empty chair was bad! HA! I LOVE TRUMP! Best god damn Democrat there ever was. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Rachel Maddow has just been going nuts over the whole Donald Trump thing. But hey, he brought Berkeley Breathed out of retirement. Can't be that bad. Anyway, I feel sorry for the republicans. I mean here is Trump running about 20 to 25 % in the polls. Sounds good except another poll says that 33% of likely Republican voters "Would not ever vote for Donald Trump under any circumstances." So, say 25% want him to be president while 33% would rather gnaw off their own testicles than have him be president. AND HE IS THE FRONT RUNNER and right now still with a double digit lead over the next candidate. The first thing he'll do (after declaring his toupee Secretary of Homeland Security) is relocate the U.S. Capital to Vegas A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Dude, that is no ordinary toupee I am convinced that is some kind of alien life form. I'm not even sure that is The Donald anymore, he might be a POD! AUUUUUUGGGRRRRGGGHHH! goes to show that he lacks the confidence necessary to be the Leader of the Free WorldTM. LOL, like he has a shot. This is whole thing is bread and circuses. Like Sarah Palin being VP. Yeah that was going to happen. We still have a ways before the election and if you recall from the last time the R's are a fickle bunch. Everybody had their time in the front runner position. Even the pizza guy. Trump will implode just like Ross Perot. Then he'll either bow out or maybe run as a indie and steal conservative votes. I LOVE the guy. Hillary LOVES Trump too I'll bet. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit rushed it to market LOL, it's been in Tech Preview for like forever. The final version of Windows 10 hasn't even been available for a week yet, and it's already more popular with gamers than any individual OS X operating system version--and all Linux operating systems combined. -- whatever THAT means. I dunno, I do not have it installed on anything. I am following my own advice that I have offered to others. The damn shit is free for a year. Why does anyone HAVE to have it TODAY? Let the idiots like the good diary author, (No Offense), take the brunt of the sharp bleeding edge. They already released an XBOX SIZE patch on Launch. I figure, end of October it will be stable maybe. The activation servers won't be so hammered, most of the critical shit, like this over=heating thing, stuttering, all the other crap I have heard ppls bitch about. Mostly I have heard good things. There is a YouTube video of it running on a single core (AMD64) machine and it is snappy as all get out. But even still, nothing wrong with the shit I got now and no reason not to be patient. Fuck one could afford to wait till next Independence Day and still get it for nothing and most likely have a better experience. But then others just have a shor. . . . . LOOK BIRD! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Simple Solution to the Economy Neal Stephenson said it and it is as true today as it was in 1992 There's only four things we do better than anyone else: music movies microcode (software), high-speed pizza delivery Obviously, in order to SAVE OUR ECONOMY we must, legalize marijuana, overturn the DMCA and roll back copyright legislation, and we need Dominoes. Lots and lots of Dominoes (Queue Matrix scene of Neo standing in a white void and suddenly thousands upon thousands of Domino Pizzarias emerge from the vanishing point to surround him.) A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit HA! Bricks can't fly! as carry on, you have to check them. BOO YAH! AH'M A SMAERT FELLAR or fart smeller, I get the two confused A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The negroid species seems to be From what I see on tv we're hunting their asses to extinction. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit his brother was killed the other day Also, I believe. But you know, its like that joke where the dude walks into a bar and sees Hitler and Stalin sitting at a table. He walks up to them and asks what they are doing. Hitler says, "We're planning WW3." The dude asks what's going to happen this time? Hitler says, "This time were going to kill 15 million Jews and an NFL Quarterback." The dude is all like, "What the Fuck guy? Why the fuck would you want to kill an NFL Quarterback?" And Hitler turns to Stalin and says, "See, I told you know one gives a flying FUCK about the fucking Jews. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit what do ya want for nuthin? rubber biscuit? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit but Mobile phone? LOL, More useless today than it was in 1993. but OS/2 on the desk? lol it's as useless today as it was in 1993 but Windows on the desk? lol it's as useless today as it was in 1993 but an Apple OS on the desk? lol it's as useless today as it was in 1993 but linux on the desk? lol it's just as useless today as it was in 1993. "You're holding it wrong." - Steve Jobs A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Solution: nuke Calais and nuke France while you're at it. Damn frogs. Had a summer job as a teen taking groups on tour. Had a bunch of frenchies and along the way I pointed out a rather unusual and rare species of frog. None understood English but they knew THAT word. Well I might as well have had the NAACP and pointed out the rare nigger. It probably would have recieved the same reaction. Jesus those fucks are sensitive. Took their interpreter organizer 20 mins of ubala sey doovay to get them calm. Using the hacker keyboard app on the tab and fuck it is sweet. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I'll celebrate by eating swiss cheese and making love to a blonde blue-eyed Swedish Stewardess. Viva la Omvlvning! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Former Pres Jimmy "Killer Rabbit" Carter Said that the United States is now an "oligarchy" in which "unlimited political bribery" has created "a complete subversion of our political system as a payoff to major contributors." Both Democrats and Republicans, Carter said, "look upon this unlimited money as a great benefit to themselves." Asked about his take on recent decisions like Citizens United (They're kind of like Fools United which is quite different from United Fools) "lust in my heart" Carter responded, " It violates the essence of what made America a great country in its political system. Now it's just an oligarchy, with unlimited political bribery being the essence of getting the nominations for president or to elect the president. And the same thing applies to governors and U.S. senators and congress members. So now we've just seen a complete subversion of our political system as a payoff to major contributors, who want and expect and sometimes get favors for themselves after the election's over. ... The incumbents, Democrats and Republicans, look upon this unlimited money as a great benefit to themselves. Somebody's who's already in Congress has a lot more to sell to an avid contributor than somebody who's just a challenger." It seems to me however that something even more insidious is taking place. Coming soon the Fox News Network will decide who among republicans will even be allowed to campaign based not on their policies or qualifications but on their popularity. And we see right at the outset that a celebrity figure can completely dominate the popularity contest. And all that money, $100M for Bush, and Cruz's $50M have very little effect right now. We don't even try to pretend anymore. We have given up and transferred control from The People to the Bureaucrats and the Corporatocracy. Our election system will become American Idol. And ultimately, do you know who is at fault? That's right, lazy bums like trane that's who. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Just less than 60 mother fuckers Provided one-third of ALL the campaign cash for 2016. An Associated Press analysis of fundraising reports filed with federal regulators through Friday found that nearly 60 donations of a million dollars or more accounted for about a third of the more than $380 million brought in so far for the 2016 presidential election. Donors who gave at least $100,000 account for about half of all donations so far to candidates' presidential committees and the super PACs that support them. To a lazy bum like trane we be rich ho's but fucking working niggas like you and me don't stand a chance. And he wants the Government to take care of his ass. LOL. They'll take care of him alright. Long as he has at least a 10 digit bank acct they'll take the bestest care ever! I ain't saying Uncle Sam is a gold digger- but he ain't be fucking with no broke niggas Get a job lazy bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you cannot please someone that wants to both possess a free cake and consume it also and who further believes that explanations as to why that cannot be possible are lies invented to persecute him personally. that someone is quite mad and far from rational. the only reform possible is that life will one day expose him to harsh truth and he survives the experience. i do not hold out much hope. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit like a good neighbor all up in your base insuring your dudes settle claim for great justice! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You know, that ad is STILL creepy when you think about it. Why is the guy talking to his Insurance Agent at 3 in the morning? He's calm and in his home, so he hasn't been in any accident, and jesus if the agent has a good deal couldn't it wait till the next day at least? The wife thinks he is cheating. I agree with her. But she thinks he is seeing another woman. I think her husband has some things he needs to clean out of his closet. Not the least of which is his fetish for khaki. Yeah, I bet his name is Jake alright. Jake Mehoff. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Do they show those Win10 baby ads in the UK? I have grown fond of the kid that is not only going to surf the net but drool and shit all over it. He makes me think of trane. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit First you crapflood the diaries then you bitch about how dead it is. You are becoming worse than those fucks that come around every five years or so to post Well GOLLLY GEE WHIZ! Is this site STILL here? Yeah, see ya in 2020 dude, thanx a bunch! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Windows 10 may only be a matter of hours old but Microsoft has put the finishing touches to a humongous Day One patch. The patch is around 1GB in size and as such contains plenty of different fixes to last minute bugs that made it into the final release due to the fact they arrived too late for Microsoft to fix them. It remains an almost nailed-on certainty that more small bugs will be discovered in the coming days. Something happened today! Tips and Tricks for WinX Okay, NOW what? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit helpful p2p network To assist rollout of winx. The setup files are shared from your computer to the world. 190 countries connected to your virgin box. Set your connection to 'metered' to disallow. Cortana loves to collect personal data to better serve you. WTF are you talking about Apple numbnuts? George Orwell did 1984. That mac commercial was more about not being part of the ibm pc herd than big brother spying. This more like neuromancer or burning chrome or snow crash type shit. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit they realised who you were I intend to get the iso and do a clean install when i get ready. Im not giving a shit about the privacy or any of that Shit. What I mean is if you are going to run windows you just bite the bullet and fucking run windows. Like a chick that dates a biker, she cant fucking start bitching about his table manners, staying out all night on a meth binge or getting hog oil on the carpet. That shit comes with the territory. So windows sucks? Get a mac or run linux or something. And dont bitch that you cant afford it or whatever. Nobody gives a shit. I am glad i waited a bit but it probably dont matter anyway. Therell be shitton of patches and hotfixes. What you think theyll roll that up and update the install? Shit. Youll get the same package 6mos from now as today and it will stealth upgrade the other 10gb of patch since today. Anyways, right now im fucking with a dell getting 7 back on it. Its a rescue, not sure what ill do with it. HDD was hosed so it wouldnt boot, guess they thought it was trashed. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Oh the humanity Win 10 LOL A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Slave policy on Reddit I thought I'd start my day with a quick status update for you all. It's only been a couple weeks since my return, but we've got a lot going on. We are in a phase of emergency fixes to repair a number of longstanding issues that are causing all of us grief. I normally don't like talking about things before they're ready, but because many of you are asking what's going on, and have been asking for a long time before my arrival, I'll share what we're up to. Under active development: Uppity Nigger Policy. We're consolidating all our rules into one place. We won't release this formally until we have the tools (whips, stocks, chains, branding irons) to enforce it. Quarantine (NOT BAN) the communities we don't want to support. Quarantined communities will be opt-in. You will get a flair on your uname showing the vile disgusting communities of which you partake so you can be properly shunned. Improved banning for both admins and moderators (a less sneaky alternative to shadowbanning with larger and spikier ban hammers. Also considering Ban maces, Ban clubs and Ban trebuchets) Improved ban-evasion detection techniques (We hired someone with a particular set of skills, skills he acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like you.). Anti-briganding research (No one likes a Brigand and we're going to improve our anti-sodomy systems too because my butthurts) AlienBlue Koolaid fixes AlienBlue Koolaid improvements (aka more CYANIDE) Android app (that doesn't suck, although it probably will anyways, fuck people, just read the shit with your browser like GOD intended, fuck how hard can it be? Oh I want an aaaapppp. Go fuck yourself.) Next up: Anti-abuse and harassment (e.g. preventing you fuckers from forcing me out of a job like you did that bitch Ellen) Anti-briganding (Yeah, it's a duplicate but god dAmn my butt really HURTS!) Modmail improvements YEAH! Because EVERYBODY LOVES MODMAIL! As you can see, lots on our plates right now, but the team is cranking, (literally, we've been up for like four days straight doing that HARD) and we're excited to get this stuff shipped as soon as possible! (BTW we know it will be soon as we just hired a WEST COAST Supper Debugger. He comes HIGHLY recommended!) I'll be hanging around in the comments for an hour or so. update: I'm off to work for now. Unlike you, work for me doesn't consist of screwing around on Reddit all day. You fucking lazy bum lusers! Thanks for chatting! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit FIRST WAVE DUDE! Congrats Man! You're in the First Wave, like you must be Anointed of Redmond, a Knight in service to His Majesty. WOW. I dunno bout all this. I have to admit I am hyped. But why I don't know. It's weird. Like a virgin bride equally anticipating as well as dreading her first anal experience. It will be nice to finally have the same OS on all the systems in my house simultaneously. (Well except for the Linux boxes but they all live in the closet like trolls anyway and the guests never see them.) A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Windows 10 is the last version of Windows Th-th-th-that's all folks! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Maybe you need to switch to that nigger insurance. You know the one that gets advertised during Maury Povich and that Springer dude. The one that is designed for lazy bums like you with no money and no job. It's going to tickle the shit out of me the diary you write after you have a drug influenced collision and you pop positive and the nice employed young agent denies your dumb ass. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Yeah so drop the policy lazy fuck then you won't be involved in the damn shit. I consider you lazy because you are a lazy bum that doesn't do shit just lay around on your lazy bum ass asking for a handout. You have almost single handedly turned me conservative. If I didn't already know that the vast majority of people on welfare are hard working and responsible people. If I thought like many do that you are representative of the poor, a lazy, shiftless, drug using, hand-out demanding, entitled, selfish, sociopath I would start supporting the Conservatives. But fortunately I know better and I don't give a fuck about your whiny ass not being able to DEAL. Shut up and get a job you lazy nigger bum. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL, Oh, I'm so burned. Fucking stupid lazy bum. You tickle the shit of me. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit You tickle the shit of me. Supposed to be, "You tickle the shit out of me. But the typo works too. : ) A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I myself masticated Maggie Cum Loudly from that phine prophessorate of phoolish phiguring. Ah and the buggery. So grand was the buggery in those halls draped of ivy. I recall it phondly. And now if you don't mind I will sing our school song, "Oh, sometimes you feel like a nut. and sometimes you don't. could you help me find my car? I don't recall where I parked. it. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I think collectively possibly so Even that lazy bum trane loves K5. But it doesn't matter. The trouble is rusty. Not that he's in any way a bad guy but as long as he continues to be absentee this place is going to continue to corrode and decay. You know I think even some of these bannings might have been prevented if a strong mod had come in and put Mike on a time out early on or at least a stern warning to drop the cp bullshit. Too many folks want free as in beer speech. "I can say what EVER I want, so cock nozzle poopie head doodoo brain penny fag whistle! And YOU can't stop ME!" A few folks are all like, "I DO NOT WANT TO READ ANYTHING THAT OFFENDS ME, MY FAMILY, MY TRIBE, NOR ANY THING OR ACTIVITY WHICH I ENJOY!" Well FUCK BOTH of those guys. In between are a large portion, perhaps a Majority. A quiet, unassuming, and hard working majority that understands we have free as in libre speech. We say things that may offend but not just for the pleasure of offense. We understand that there are consequences to speech. That anonymity is not intended to shield the lazy or the hurtful but to protect those who have things to say that could cost them real trouble in the world. The kind of people that mostly have nothing TO say but god dammit when they do they say it HERE. Until it just gets to be too much of a trane-in-the-ass to continue posting here. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit give him one of yours dirtbag Give Give Give Fuck you, I'll sell you one. But I reckon you ain't got no cash and I don't take green stamps, pog caps or lazy bum express. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit fuck you and fuck mike Lazy lying fuck bag bum fuck faggot cock kissing douchenozzle fag bum nigger dick lickin finger sucking ball sweat junkie. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you dream you had a job there lazy parasite A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit someone report this lazy nigger to the employment office, he needs a job stat his lazy nigger ass is GROWING exponetially stupid tells lies like a nigger sellin fries transgenetic food has the same rights as unedible crap to exist. We crap, to exist. We exist in order to crap. We are empowered by the creator to crap and seek His benevolence thru the act of crap. Our function is to crap. We reproduce in order to create that which craps. Crap My Brothers! Rejoice! The time to crap is nigh! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit k5.goatse.ch Place must be run by Crawford A prime example why K5 can never successfully be cloned. First off, you can't join and then once you join you can't post. Everything must be approved or whatever. It's just too much hassle and by the time it gets working I won't even care and noone else will either. Now, I understand not being ready for primetime but why announce it when it's not ready? And it just failed HARD by missing an important window of opportunity with the recent login kerlusterfluffelfuck. So now who but mirko and Blarney even remember it exists? Nobody. When K5 next crisis is upon us I guess the go to spot is /r/kuro5hit until something better comes but it won't be http://k5.goatse.ch/ that is for sure. Although it wasn't as bad as Lil Debbie's book. So, if you want to make a mirror K5 here are some suggestions. DON'T ADVERTISE THE SITE UNTIL IT IS READY TO GO. Kurons are GET SHIT DONE tl:dr type ALPHA mother FUCKERS and so it better be prepared to be deep dicked like a catholic choir boy after Sunday Mass. DONT PUT UP LAME ASS CLIPART OR WHAT HAVE YOU CRAP FROM GIS and DONT GIVE IT A LAME ASS MOTTO LIKE A SPARE TIRE or whatever. MAKE IT YOUR OWN. I mean sure, call it Kuronia or the K5 KOOL KLUB or some shit. EXCEPTION If you want to indeed keep the flavor of K5 then just copy it. Make your site look just EXACTLY like kuro5hin.org. In every way. This message has been submitted successfully but it will need to be approved by a moderator before it is publicly viewable. You will be notified when your post has been approved. BALLS! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit mirko is as big brother as your trouser mouse Ministry of Balls maybe You should stay away from reddit. I believe it is too complicated for you. I like how you look at a handful of subs and suddenly, as if by magic, they represent the whole site. The crap that goes will be the crap that needs to go. As long as pics of cute adorable fluffy kittens exists I'll know they arent that serious. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Could you maybe translate that? I don't speak delusionese. I stand by my advice even more now that you say you were on Digg and slashdot. Obviously this kind of thing is much too complicated for you. Stick with the Speak-and-Spell until your skill improves. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Ah I see the doctors haven't cleared up that pesky head stuck up your ass so far you get high from the fumes problem from which you suffer. Well, keep a stiff upper lip. I'm sure they'll manage something before long. In the meanwhile I suggest keeping your mouth closed. It seems to already be at full fecal capacity. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That article makes a MOCKERY of everything you said previously. Is this the best troll you can pull off? Is this the best kung-fu you have? Your kung-fu is the inferior kung-fu. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And the lazy bum A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Says the fucker too lazy to get his own job A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Says the lazy bum sucking cock for crack money A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Says the lazy nigger taking face shots for a quart A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit take it to lazylyingstupodnojobcrackfagbum.gofucku A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit click on lazybumsarestupidbums.nojoblazyfuck A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit hover over lazyfucktakesitintheassallnight.hugme A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit surf to iplayrecorderwithmybutt.selfabuse A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit n-word, you mean nWo? Yeah they'd be pretty pissed he start slinging that word around again. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit nigg-nog? but isn't that the conservative thing now? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Trigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit She chose the latter option. And justice, so say we all. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And some guy might have spilled coffee on her pantsuit earlier causing her to detour for clean clothes thus making her unavailable to be at that location. DUDE, ANYTHING MIGHT, but what matters is what did. She chose option 2, you said it so shut up already and move along. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit And you are a lazy bum It says you refused to show that you had a job. This is a lazy. He did everything he was lazily supposed to do. You were legally required to stop leaving the scene of an automobile fellation. He was not legally required to put down the pipe. The clergy was in the wrong, morally, illegally. You are a horrible, horrible colon turd. Anyone defending you reveals the depth of their own chilopredicality. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you're the lazy bum too lazy to get a job for your A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you are the pinnacle of bullshit, numbass A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit so what you're a fucking liar Lying liar lazy liar fuck bum no job lying lazy bum give me give me lies by liar lazy lair bumfucker. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Except your job, you could be totally honest as you asked, "Yeah dude, you like, want some fries with that?" A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit That's because society should be fucked. We should open our pubic areas to usufruct. Let people spew in them when they aren't being used, at night for example. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Can you fucking shut up? And go away? Like FAR away? Like go out and hang with your animal buddies and leave us Ignorant Mother Fuckers be to create scarcity and ride our scooters through red lights. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Nope Just all the bullshit you're tossing. I don't even bother to read it anymore, it's so intellectually bankrupt. Like a four year old throwing a tantrum. It just bugs me I see like 18 comments and think there is a discussion going on but no, it's just your lame ass crapflood of incoherent replies. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit The lazy bum is stupid, leave faggot Take your idiotic bullshit somewhere that will appreciate you. 4chan won't bug you! No one on nambla.org will post comments you don't like! Go! Nao!! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I disagree The "I" is only used twice. Can't be the Crawdude. When on his meds he is capable of posting no-wall-of-texts. But every post revolves about the most important person in the universe. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit dunno, why don't you leave and we'll let you know A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit LOL A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit thank you so somebody has to approve every post? no trusted users? what about karma, mojo, and horsecock? the stats need to be built in so procrasti can claim VICTORY! A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit YSK Jesus had four brothers James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas. He also had sisters but they are not named or numbered in the bible. People often think of Jesus being an only child. But that is why in Luke he's talking and the people are like, 'Wow, dude can really preach.' But others were like, 'Yeah but ain't that Joseph's boy?' And they were like, 'yeah so if he's so freakin special why don't he do some of them miracles I heard he did down there in Capernaum?' And Jesus says, "I tell you what, no prophet is accepted in his hometown." And everybody was all pissed and they got up, drove him out of the town, and took him to the top of the hill in order to throw him off the cliff. But he walked right through the crowd and went on his way. (Luke 4:20-4:30) Bath time was always a bitch though Mary: Look Jesus, I don't care WHO your daddy is! You quit standing on that water now mister and get in that tub! Everywhere I go, folks are always like, "kuro5hin? That site is still around?" In much the same tone as they would use if they stumbled upon AltaVista, CompuServ, or AOL. We're like Styx or Nazareth, old, fat, fucked up and gnarly but still touring. Only because of Dr Gregory House Nice review, I'll probably see it because I think Daniel Craig is good in that role but I also agree it's like Imitation Bond not so much The Bond (Sean Connery). But there's a lot of mileage on this story and quite a few pretty bad Bonds. I'd like to see a Live Action Archer. That shit is off the chain. IAWTP 100perc. Besides that Daniel Craig looks much better in blue trunks than any previous Bond. Roger Moore was great and I think defined that sort of over-the-top spy thriller genre. The one that I really didn't care for was Pierce Brosnan. He could have been a really Great Bond but he was always getting the shit kicked out of him and ended up running away from trouble far more than meeting it head on. Obama is like MDC Driving around in his mom's Camry bitching because she won't give him the money to get his shit out of storage. Then when she gives him some cash for necessities he hands it to the first bum he sees. Spends the rest of his 'hard earned cash' on strippers and Denny's. Blames all his failures on the Ignorant Motherfucker that had the job before him. We . . . COME! In . . . peace! Mr Checkov, Fire Torpedoes! Greetings! I am fully functional. Man, I am so bored of this shit, let's jump in the Defiant and fuck some shit up. Sure Worf, you can bring your bitch along. You know that chick you're fucking used to be my old drinking buddy. Naw, it's cool you fucking Klingon Fag. Ah Seven of Nine, the Captain requests your presence in her quarters to ah, discuss the tactical situation. Fucking dog pissed on my leg! It's INTERNAP Voxel is now Internap, offering you greater flexibility, choice and performance. It's no longer just about gay sex anymore, it's about HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER in any configuration you can imagine. I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User Weird society In my day, you kept your private details to yourself but had your phone number publically published in a big book every year that was free to everybody. These days folks publish their innermost thoughts and the most mundane of private activities but will go to extreme measures to protect their phone number. It is truly A Brave New World. (Except SOMA is illegal, WTF? I NEED my SOMA) I never knew someone actually invented the internet. I thought it was discovered and was always there like oxygen or something.-Facebook User he had problems at other places of employ also the victims father is along with the governor going to be pushing to get the loopholes assoc. W/backgrnd chks closed, and tighten the laws restricting mentally ill from even possesing firearms. Im afraid that rather than treat the mentally ill, we are moving to further restrict, compartmentalize, and ostracise those with mental health problems. With the support that Trump's rhetoric has been recieving it looks to me as if there is a growing intolerance for non white, non middle and upper class, non stable people in America. Look at how they are treating women, minorities, anyone that doesn't fit their profile. And that is not coming from the democrats or liberals. That is all on the conservatives my friend. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit i understand But although Hilldawg is maybe taking money from someone that exists in a different culture she herself is not advocating deporting 11 million US citizens. Jeb Bush has started to unashamedly use the term 'anchor baby' and has further expanded it to include Asian Americans and he is married to a latino. I dont think Trump is crazy, crazy like a fox perhaps. And with double digit support he can no longer be dismissed as flash in the pan. You're going to have to take him seriously going forward because obviously a good number of your fellow conservatives hold his views. I can cite examples of liberals not supporting women and minorities as well. Please, of course you are perfectly capable of cherry picking examples, but unfortunately for you, these ideas are being promulgated by the leaders of the conservative movement, not just some local yahoo officcio. The 'the other side is just as bad' defense just wont hold water my friend. But we shouldnt argue over distractions such as this. That is how the oligarchy keeps us in line. We need to stop pointing fingers and start joining hands. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit you are hardly moderate With the language you use to disparage the left. You post full on right wing propaganda at every turn and villify the left with every post. If you are moderate then ted cruz is a liberal. You may claim to be a moderate but you fly the colors of the far right wing high and proud. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit if i was an injun and the govt man said that they was gonna 'protect' me by making more reservations where i and mine would be 'safe' i reckon i wouldnt be too happy. how you see a police officer and how they see a police officer is totally different. they wont fix this using the same gameplan they used before. they got to come up with something different that uses the community itself rather than hiring more guns. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I think this may be where your site could fail I don't know enough about BTC to make even educated guesses as to what is safe and unsafe. So chances are due to Murphy's Law I am going to get massively fucked. Plus you got some people here that are actively AGAINST the use of BTC. So what about those people? I mean, just the phrase, "Also... Any of you self signing motherfuckers are going to get hurt... so, be careful out there." scares me because I THINK you're telling me that I need to get on this Coinxcng or whatever I DON'T KNOW and I think all that shit is going to hurt takeup of the site. Not trying to discourage you but like I don't even post in places that want to log me in with My Facebook or Google. But you're asking us to put up what could possibly become real cash money? Maybe you need to post some Explain like I'm five FAQs or somethying? Am I being a paranoid idiot or what? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit thanks for the info, on all replys to parent Hopefully it will help with your site faq A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit my invite has been offered awaiting acceptance. if refused ill put it up to UF or whomever may be interested. I also hope HHD is doing well with her little one. If kr5ddit does become the replacement k5 Id like to see her there. We have had our differences of opinion but she remains too smart for the Internet. Hell there are a ton of people I would like to see come back. And an equal number i hope stay gone for good LOL. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit It feels strange discussing this stuff here... Not really, I am impressed with the amount of work and elbow grease you seem to be putting in to kr5ddit. It may just have a shot. Yet it is still very rough and at the moment not very suited to meta discussion. Perhaps when you get subs implemented you can have a meta or admin sub for these types of discussions. Also pm's to send msgs that dont really need to be public or under discussion with the hoi polloi. Until then k5 is fucking dead anyway so who cares what we want to talk about? The mechanism is familiar and I know I can post in a way that you will surely see the post. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit I don't have even a clue what you're talking about is your dementia acting up? A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit How do they go about sending BTC? If they don't know me from fag Eddy? Most peeps aren't going to trust me enough to PM me. Maybe you should make a market for ppl on your site so that producers, ppl with invites can meet up with consumers, ppl that want invites, in an controlled safe and fairly anon way. Like buying fruit at the grocery store. They know me there but they don't know me. I'm just the old guy with the beard that comes in on Thursday. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit email could potentially 'out' someone IRL identity A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Been there, did all that Avon, Tupperware, Amway, and a few others. It's hard work, if you want to get anywhere with it other than discounts on the shit you buy for yourself. The most effort I ever expended was for Tupperware because I really did believe in the product but even that I got burned out after a year and half. I mean if that was the "only thing" I was doing it would be okay. But with a regular work, plus the parties and managing and motivating your 'crew' I just didn't have the energy. So I can't make any promises about YAPF site. You know you're going to have to come up with incentives and all kinds of marketing tricks if it's going to be a MLM (1st Rule: NEVER SAY PYRAMID) based website. A community based on what you all like can fall apart when what you like changes, but a community based on what you all hate can last forever. - securit Well I say I don't really like interacting with other players that much Forget MMORPG, The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. Message Personally I like the lesson in GTA as is. Anyone can and will die at any moment. Deal with it.Everyone knows that killing hookers is what drives the whole game. Without that feature, the plot would be meaningless...I thought the lesson was that WSAD makes for really bad driving experience and the plot. . .Wait, there was a plot? Let uptownpimp know about this Need Help NEAR DARK I love the scene where bill paxton kills the rednecks to george strait on the jukebox PSA says 1 Back when George "Dubya" Bush was still governor of Texas and signed a law making it mandatory for all Texans to conceal carry they had a series of PSA's on TV. One of those described a situation similar to this and said that the proper response was to draw down on the asswipe and if said asswipe didn't immediately back off then shoot the fucker in the face. HTH Fascist Internet State Fascism is The New Hotness for the Twenty-First Century. Democracy is Old and Busted. You just have a swollen head Assburger Asperger's caused by brain swelling. I would maybe put some ice on it to keep the swelling down. Be careful, if it swells too much it may asplode! Not bad No clouds in the way here (East Texas). Kinda reddish-orange. Was watchin Dawn of the Dead on dvd and goin out to look at the blood moon every so often. You misspelled LIE-beral And I'm pretty sure that Chewbacca is a terrorist 'cause he doesn't speak english and he was working to overthrow the Empire. OS-tan I had never heard of it. I read your link and the images themselves are hard to find, (for me at least) but some of these girls are cute. Now I have some neat new wallpaper. Do as I say not as I do? It's not so much what you allow or not, it's what you do that really matters. If you buy BBC Shakespeare for her but you watch Fear Factor and Joe Billionaire then you won't achieve what you intended. I have always been of the opinion that the minute a child is told that they absolutely *cannot* do something then that's the very *first* thing that they intend to do, at the earliest possible opportunity. Spend time with her and let her know that no matter what you'll always love her. Teach right and wrong by example. Trying to decide now what you will and won't allow is just setting yourself up for problems. The world will change and you will just have to be ready for it. Imagine she's 15 and comes home to say, "Dad. I want to grow a purple tail, all the fresca does at school have one." and here you were just worried about Brittney Spears. fresca doe Just attempting to be cute. I figure the kids will have some new slang for 'kewl', 'my peeps', 'dudes', etc. Not so nuts I thought the link was entertaining and I don't figure the guy is any more nuts than the dude that tried to FedEx a letter to Santa. Things Dad says/said A hunert years from now it ain't goin ta matter anyhow. Wish in one hand, shit in t'other and see which un fills up first. He also says that "Reckon so, Cain't dance and it's too wet ta plow." one also. My favorite - "When you find yourself in a hole, best thing to do is stop digging." which I think is from Will Rogers. KaZaA Lite You didn't put KaZaA Lite in the poll. I went to KaZaA upon the death of Napster and after trying the various flavors of Gnutella, even Freenet. But now using KaZaA lite and things are wonderful. Yes, I too am a bastard of the first order but I have a long history of 'sharing' VHS & cassettes going back thru high school so I am probably beyond redemption. There is a species lower however, those that use the P2P networks and don't share themselves and those that put up content desquised as something it's not. Beware Benjamin. I haven't been hit yet but I know many in my circle of friends that have. The Tea Tree Had my hair "done" the other day. I just needed a haircut but mom wanted her hair done so we had to go to the beauty salon. It was cool with me, not the first time and besides they usually treat me pretty good. I get the shampoo and rinse and then generally an attractive young female will cut my hair. It's a bit more expensive but it's ok every now and again. So we are in the chair and a customer asks the stylist about something called "Tea Tree" shampoo. Mom is like into herbal stuff and all that so she gets curious and asks about it. "It's an invigorating shampoo. It's good for all types of hair and even makes a good body wash.", answers the stylist. So after we're done, mom gets a couple of bottles and gives me one to try. Now me, shampoo is shampoo. It's just soap. I don't ascribe magical healing processes to it. I only differentiate on price and scent. But I thought I would give it a whirl. Next time I take a shower, I squirt a little into my hand and begin rubbing it into my hair. Invigorating indeed. It felt like my skull had been set on fire. Nice scent though. I read the ingriedients, expecting to see something like capsicum or jalepeno oil. No, it has peppermint. Whoa. It's hot anyway. Later in the week when I was over at mom & dad's I asked dad if he had tried it. "Yeah", he says "Reminded me of the time I accidently got some Absorbine Jr. on my nutsack." Beware the Tea Tree . . . I am real I decided to take the time to put this in my diary after reading many comments about unethical persons creating accounts in order to either 'stuff the box' for voting or spam. In case anyone ever decides to check up on me in the future I want them to realize that I am real and not just some dummy account. I don't know why this should even bother me but it does for some reason. I have been a Kuro5hin reader for a short time now but I fell immediately in love with not only the site, but the idea behind it, the first time I came. I've been a participant in USENET since 91 but these days it is hardly worth the trouble. I visit K5 daily now only I don't always have time to enjoy the articles as I would like. I often have to play catch-up on the weekend. I never rate the comments, I don't see the point except to remove spam. Often it seems that people get more involved with what their comments rate than what they actually say. I have seen what amounts to completely off-topic flame wars erupt over a simple comment rating. I set my prefs to view all comments on an article, don't rate. On the other hand I think it is very important to rate the articles in the queue because that is where the tone and flavor of K5 really originates. I enjoy participating in the submission of stories and I get sort of a thrill when I see an article that I voted on get published. I'm basically a lurker but one day I may feel challenged enough to post or feel an overwhelming desire to post an article. I don't want those future words to be dismissed out of hand simply because they come from an unrecognized username. tDillo aka Wes Brummett http://members.tripod.com/tdillo